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Anzu is a smelly neet that isn't going nowhere in life.

>> No.15372487
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>>15372478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLAIogGR7uU

>> No.15372516

>>15372478
I question the authenticity of a company named NEET.

>> No.15372628

If she isn't going nowhere, then where IS she going?

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>>15372628
Correction: She isn't going ANYWHERE in life.

The only place she goes is to the kitchen.

>> No.15373103

>>15373033
Is she making me cupped ramen? Or maybe frozen chicken nuggies?

>> No.15373273

Me too.

>> No.15373493

>>15372478

She'll be okay. She has a vagina.

>> No.15374192

fake neet
fake loli
fake existence

>> No.15374291

>>15374192
yet its a perfect mirror of my own life

>>15373033
>The only place she goes is to the kitchen.

stop cutting me deep anon

>> No.15374566

>>15372478
>Anzu is a smelly neet that isn't going nowhere in life.

Sound good
Lolis are meant to stay in place and take it easy

>> No.15374587

I want anzu to drug me and incapacitate me before radishing me, because all she knows about boys is how they act in doujinshi!

>> No.15374973
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Apparently her bunny cushion thing gives off NEET inducing properties.
http://nico.ms/sm25754688

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>>15372478
Literally me

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>>15375069

>> No.15376031

>>15374973
I though Mio was a cyclops from the thumbnail

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[ERROR]

>>15374587
>I want anzu to drug me and incapacitate me before radishing me
With one of these, I hope?

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>>15373103
Neither. She is cooking pizza rolls and she is not sharing.

>> No.15384927

>>15384264
I became a NEET and only ate pizza rolls for a month and it made my poop turn the same color as the inside of the pizza roll. Do you think Anzu has spicy, runny pizza roll shits?

>> No.15385702

>>15374192
Just like us

>> No.15385725

How do neets live anyways without parental assistance or government bucks?

>> No.15385781

>>15374192
DELETE THIS

>> No.15385819

>>15385725
They don't.

>> No.15386027

>>15385725
Inheritances

>> No.15386105

Since were on the ambassador of NEETness thread, what the most NEET anyone has gotten on /jp/? And not controlled wish to be NEET NEET, the out of your hands circumstances dealt you this hand what the fuck NEET shit. At my job there's an alcove above the site that one could have a ladder to pull onto the roof for access, run an electrical extension with a power strip, WiFi, and live mega NEET and subsist for sometime with shops, bathrooms, water nearby within walking and all that. Like that "rare sux" guy. Intense shit like that. Any stories/experiences?

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>>15372478
What a coincidence, so am I!

>> No.15386181

>>15386105
What?
If you want to do your frogpost roleplaying about NEETs /r9k/ is a few blocks over. Even after the purges there's still many hikis here (cough) but blogposting about it is swiftly pruned.

>> No.15391544

>>15386105
I remember a piss bottle thread last year. I haven't reached those levels, yet.

>> No.15400658
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How do maintain your NEET life? Where do you get your money and where do you live?

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>>15400658
who the FUCK wants to know

are you a survey officer or some shit

get lost

>> No.15400735

>>15400658
I live in Gensokyo, so I don't need money.

>> No.15400793

>>15384927
That is a result of having fucked gut flora, so it would depend on that. Do you think Anzu eats yogurt?

>> No.15403908

>>15372478
That's fine, all she has to do is mother my children and I will provide the rest.

>> No.15403914

>>15400658
Dividends.

>> No.15404614

>>15384927
cute girls don't poop

>> No.15404860

>>15386169
I want to waste my life with Syoko to the point of severe depression fot us both and then overdose on some cocaine together!

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