Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Mindflayers just want to help.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363865
But I don't need help. I'm fine. All is well.

[Anonymous No.]

I love Mindflayers

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363873
Hello little Phoenix. This is your life now.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit, that last thread dragged on forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363865
I hate Mindflayers.

[Anonymous No.]

Cats that are neither fat or itty bitty are ________.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363884
Boring

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363884
Purrrfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363884
The best cat breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363884
mediocre

[Anonymous No.]

Orcas are big and fit and will protect you from those nasty dolphins.

[Anonymous No.]

Please take it and take it now

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363890
I'd take it, but tumblr? I dunno.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363890
Orca-san is the coolest!

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>>15363891
No.

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>>15363890
Orcas are scary and terrorize men, then blame it on poor, innocent Dolphins.

[Anonymous No.]

No one answered my question in the last thread, what is a Wock? Is it like that shitty French game Wock-Fu?

[Anonymous No.]

Trying to teach a lizardgirl and salamander how to read and write!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363906
There's a wock right here, right now. Take one.>>15363891

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363890
Big Girls!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW5cpSl4RAw

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363893
Find me another one and I'll use it. Until then that's all I have, and since it's from Matsu I'm willing to overlook the tumblr bit.

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>>15363912
>>15363891
Thanks friend, this Wock shall be my new waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363903
Stop lying and leave us lone broken dolphin lover!

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>>15363913
That was cute

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>>15363879
Why did you just make a new one?

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>>15363916
Just take a real Jabberwock instead

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>>15363913
Goddammit you're a whale, not a dog.
>that beautiful singing
Aww, I can't stay mad at you.

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>>15363930
>Proportions visibly change between panels
This annoys me

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>>15363908
But the only want to fuck and fight

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>>15363922
I refuse, not until you admit you're wrong!

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>>15363908
>"Argh! Words are too hard! And I keep burning my paper! This is stupid!"

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>>15363932
Are you saying that you would deny a big, soft Orca girl singing you the song of her people in a lovely voice?

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>>15363953
If you burn the paper then you must write out on page from the dictionary

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>>15363937
Still damn cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363953
Give her a slate to work on. Can't burn chalk...r-right?

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>>15363958
I just said it was beautiful you chowderhead!

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>>15363960
>>15363965
>"Dammit Anon! I'm a warrior, not a scribe!"

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>>15363966
Then it's time for you to give her little orca kids.
Do it now!

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>>15363945
Orcas are better then dolphins, it is the truth! They're also cuter and smarter!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363969
No time for that, whale songs now!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=savCAd6RyPI

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>>15363968
Well, you'll never be a proper warrior with pudding between your ears! Would you rather be a respected hero or are you going to be satisfied being some hired thug, taking whatever coin or half-decent fuck someone throws at you? Now open your book back up.

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>>15363968
And I'm a doctor, not a teacher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363974
>Orca girls and other whale girls sing lovely songs to get mates.
>Take it easy and are soft enough to cuddle.

One of the better seaborn girls.

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>>15363973
Orcas are stupid!

[Anonymous No.]

CHOMP

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>>15363884
Cats.

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>>15363890
But orcas and lots of other surprisingly large things are known to be bullied by dolphins in packs. It's like that image of the Japanese schoolgirls on trikes, only in real life.

Also, goddamn the thighs on that woman.

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>>15363976
>"I just want to hit people with my sword! It's your job to take care of the other stuff anyway!"

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>>15363980
Orcas are also soft and loving unlike dolphins!

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW I invented the concept of nerdhounds

TRULY my life's work

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363996
Well better than stinkypedes at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363996
She seems chill, I would love to hang out with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363996
And I'm pretty sure I was there to suggest that a hellhound in glasses couldn't use her eye fire.

Nerdwans a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363993
Dolphins are twice as soft and loving!

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW I invented the concept of Stinkypede
TRULY my life's work

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363992
You can swing your sword all you want, but if you can't out-think your opponent you'll never beat them. You might not like it, but this might save your life one day.

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>>15363996
I bet Nerdhound already goes to MGC College because of how much of a nerd she is.

I want to be her roommate!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364005
At least orcas can feel love!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364008
>so pathetic he pretends to be Alpie to get attention

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364011
Dolphins feel love all the time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364011
Dolphins are great at feeling love! whether you like it or not! All the better if you don't.
[clicking intensifies]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364012
How would you know unless you're Alp?

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>>15364016
Because I'm, uhh, Stalker Anon. Yeah. Your post is nothing like the real Alp's, you know.
>TRULY my life's work
See? No period at the end of the sentence. Alpie would never fall that low.

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>>15364015
Clicking your tongue is what delinquents do.

Is that what Dolphins are? A bunch of no-good delinquents who hang around the beach?

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>>15363996
>Helped invent Desert Tanukis
feels good.

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>>15364015
I want an Orca and Dolphin pod to rape me.

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>>15364027
AHHHHHHHHHHH

I WANT TO FUCK THOSE TANUKI TITS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364027
We did it! We pulled it off!

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>>15364027
That tanuki looks wonderfully soft.
She's going to get a lot of little tanuki daughterus to help her run the caravan.

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>>15364038
I want to suck those tits.

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>>15364038
Well you're going to have to woo her if you want those delicious brown funbags.
And that means finding some particularly useful salvage and offering it to her as a dowry.
That is, if she doesn't notice you have it and try to offer her hand in marriage before you even offer.

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>>15364038
>>15364045
>>15364048
One customer at a time! Please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364027
I dont really think dragon boss was a true thing but hey

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364058
I'M GOING TO TAKE THAT TANUKI AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363996
...but what if the nerdhoud, hellhound delinquent, and hellhound class-rep all went to the same school?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364058
Children wait for no man!
Get ready you're getting a good meal and a night on the town before baby making ensues.

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>>15364067
What if they were sisters?

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>>15364071
triplets even?

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>>15364055
So I just have to find an ancient piece of technology and she's mine, right?

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>>15364072
Their father must have a lot to deal with, poor bastard.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no cuddly and soft Orc waifu
Please hold me

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cuddle with a christmas cake Ittan-momen

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>>15364090
No, that's gay. Think back on the life of a P'Orc and her rise from a lowly soldier to da Warchief, instead.

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>>15364073
As long as you find something useful or something she can sell.
Though you might attract the attention of other Desert Tanukis too and that might end with a harem and the uniting of their caravans.
Better brace yourself, because Desert Tanuki sex involves you getting laid down on a bed of pillows and sheets while she strips down and applies various traditional oils to her skin.
Then she's going to rock your world all night long.

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>>15364076
>>15364072
>>15364071
>>15364067
now we're getting somewhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364096
Bedfucker stop.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I find an orca onee-san so I can become her imouto

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364107
>imouto
you what

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364107
>so I can become her imouto
Anon, stop for a half a second, look up "Imouto" and then realize what you just did wrong.

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>>15364100
>while she strips down and applies various traditional oils to her skin.
I don't think I could hold myself back if they started to do stuff like that. God damn lewd Tanukis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364107
Alp no.

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>>15364117
That's not even getting into the fact that Desert Tanukis are huge cuddlebugs.
After sex she'll press up against you and wrap the sheets around you two so you can drift to sleep with her in your arms and silken sheets covering your bodies.
If you have a Desert Tanuki harem, this means even more Delicious brown cuddles. A cuddlepile if you will.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead please send help, the demons won't leave and they keep trying to get me to stop working.

Don't they understand how a job works?

[Anonymous No.]

Art fairy butt! Also not taking requests today, sorry. Just postan this

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364126
As a reader of Otoyomegatari, I wish to know if there are Desert Tanuki with eyebrows?
>>15364129
W-what are you going to do with that penisil?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364129
Niiice.
Could be a little plumper though.

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>>15364126
>After sex she'll press up against you and wrap the sheets around you two so you can drift to sleep with her in your arms and silken sheets covering your bodies.
>this means even more Delicious brown cuddles. A cuddlepile if you will.
I need this, I need this right now.

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>>15364132
>I wish to know if there are Desert Tanuki with eyebrows?
Why wouldn't there be?

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>>15364132
>W-what are you going to do with that penisil?
ainsley.png

>>15364135
She's lean because there's not enough drawfriends out there for her to feed on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364141
I just want my Pariya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363996
You will never sit with your nerdhound daughteru in your lap, watching obscure 80s movies with her, then watching history documentaries on a rainy day

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364144
>She's lean because there's not enough drawfriends out there for her to feed on.
She could always laze away and take commissions.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to play video games with Miia so bad

She would wrap around me and squeeze me tight when losing, we would stick to Co-op games and i would heal her, or vice versa

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364151
I want to sit next to Wock and play old video games on a CRT

It'd be comfy as fuck

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>>15364137
Sex with harem of Desert Tanuki is even lewder than regular Desert Tanuki sex.
Imagine a bunch of Delicious Brown shortstacks with their bodies covered in oil taking turns riding you.
The ones who aren't riding you are either rubbing their bodies against your sides or whispering lewd things into your ears.
And the post sex cuddles are to die for. All that soft, supple flesh pressed up against you man. And those smiles.

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>>15364022
>A bunch of no-good delinquents who hang around the beach?
Did you not hear about the rape caves? Of course they're delinquents. I bet if they could smoke they'd do that too.

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>>15364160
>play old video games on a CRT
Well I want to play CTR!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364166
>riding you.
Anon, are you trying to imply that I would be able to control myself while that is happening?

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

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>>15364182
Are you implying you'd be able to move while surrounded by that much cooing brown womanflesh? You would literally have your hands full with the rest of the harem, forget doing anything fancy unless they decide they want you to. I mean, I'm sure you could convince them, but it would be a group effort, save those times they line up with their tanuki butts out for you. Bongo playing optional.

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>>15364189
FALSE GOD

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>>15364182
If they're not riding you, then they can't bellydance for you during the act.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364190
Damn, you're right. No way I would be able to move while surrounded by soft, brown Tanukis.

>>15364199
That sounds good, this definitely sweetens the deal.

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>>15364107
I want to acquire an alp little sister from some anon that keeps screwing up his grammar!

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>>15364209
If you think that sounds good, wait until they have sex for procreation and not just pleasure.
It involves all of them oiled up and waiting for you to pound them in the missionary position or a mating press until they're all pregnant.
The oil they use for that is a potent aphrodisiac that'll keep you all going.

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>>15364225
That's it, I need a Desert Tanuki harem in my life.

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>>15364004
>Monstergirl version of standard moe archetype
>"I invented that!"

I mean in this case it's even worse since it's based off a specific character rather than a mere archetype.

[Anonymous No.]

Charon. Moth-Chan. Komodo nee-san. Dodo-chan. Chupacabra-chan. Brawny Lamia. Cammy the Chameleon.
Why do we forget all our OC, guys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364257
>Remembering that shit Komodo
>Not Boogeywoman
For shame

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>>15364270
We had such a thing? Do you think she can introduce me to Candlejane? Because I'd date Slenderwoman but sh

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http://pastebin.com/hCcG6zdG
Gotta hand it to you beast. I now really want art of that tentacle form you described.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364272
Congratulations on your marriage!

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>>15364272
The basic idea was that Boogeywoman was a kind of monster that hid under people's beds that would either lure them underneath or just drag them under and then rape them.
/ss/ optional, she could just be stalking you if being the shota isn't your thing.
Not sure if it was ever worked out if she was a demon of some sort or a species of slime that looked like a shadow.

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>>15364115
>>15364112
>>15364118
Shit, I don't wanna become an alp.
My mistakes are my own

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>>15364270
Fuck you Komodo Oneechan is great

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364300
>Paint me like one of your French Wights!

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>>15364338
I hope you're burned at the steak Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364338
And that's why Komodo Oneechan is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364343
Thanks for making me imagine an alp burning their tongue on a sizzling steak fresh off the grill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364343
>steak
Why thank you, I like my meat well done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364346
>Kyaah! Atsui!
How do you help the poor thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364276
I liked the chair scene really.
The idea of touching separated parts of her and watching the main body react is something I didn't know I wanted

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364369
By sending the demon to the pits of hell where it belongs

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>>15364379
Frollo, please. You just want to hurry up and go watch that 15-year-old Apsara dance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364369
Telling her to blow on it and cooling her tongue off with red wine

I'll figure out how to handle a drunk alp later

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364387
>getting an Alp drunk
Bacchus didn't intend wine to be wasted in such a manner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364381
If thought book esmarelda was 14?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364381
>>15364393

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>>15364393
Well book Frollo was in his thirties, who cares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364392
Please, Bacchus delights in seeing drunken alps draw circles on your chest and slurring if you want to play a game of pretend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364409
>Baby I knowsh evvvrithin 'bout dicksh!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364409
>>15364411
Stop this anon, you've tempted me far too much with just this!

[Anonymous No.]

Hey Anon, what are you thinking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364270
>>15364284

She's the monstergirlification of El Coco, which is a type of boogeyman. Specifically, the kind that lives in dark quiet places and abducts unwary children. It's its own kind of monster.

Trying to make it a demon or a slime is like taking a vampire and going "We never really decided if it was a zombie or some kind of leech" A vampire is a vampire. El Coco is El Coco.

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>>15364445
Thinking about how cute you are. And how cute our babies are gonna be.

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>>15364445
I'm listening to a 4-hour podcast where some guy interviews Grant Morrison. It's pretty neat. I don't know if I'm ready to get into comics on the level where I'd start buying a bunch of Morrison stuff, but it is very enlightening.

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>>15364445
That Jubjub who sits in front of you. Think you could maybe introduce me to her?

[Anonymous No.]

"What are you doing up so late? It is mandatory cuddle time lil bro!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364508
>"Talking with the mouse maid. I don't want to cuddle, it's always sweaty and gross."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364508
>>15364529
>not wanting to cuddle with chubby soft protective onee-san

I want to cuddle that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364531
That's fine, but I don't. I'm not into thick girls.

[Anonymous No.]

Come and get it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364537
>I'm not into thick girls.
ALP DETECTED

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364544
Scales AND feathers? Is she one of those "transitional forms" that they're always yammering about?

[Anonymous No.]

>Go to the mofu shrine
>See this
What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364445
I dunno

Human stuff I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364567
Go to the store and get her some liver

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364581
Beef, pork, or chicken?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364567
Why is a cat at the mofu shrine?

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>>15364712
How are you so sure that's a cat? She just used the word kitty for the kind of cuddling she wants to do. But that raises a different question: What the hell is kitty-cuddling?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364754
Is it when she sleeps on your chest? Because I want that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364756
I hope so, that sounds lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to properly train your gargoyles.

http://i.imgur.com/dOHnnPL.jpg

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>>15364567
Can I give her own liver? I bet she wouldn't even notice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364774
Delightfully surprised it wasn't the one with the monk being harassed.
>>15364790
That sounds like a DC75 sleight of hand anon. Can you manage it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364798
Of course I can. I might not be that good, but she isn't that smart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363890
but orcas are assholes

>>15363893
lotta artists out there that use tumblr and aren't human garbage 2bh
matsu/graph is kinda eh though imho tbqhwy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364445
thinkegn bout fox girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364858
>lotta artists out there that use tumblr and aren't human garbage
Can confirm this. There's actually a lot of pretty chill artists who don't fall under the usual "tumblr" art style and it's the site of choice for drawfags since it's less restrictive than the alternatives.

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>>15364887
>since it's less restrictive than the alternatives.
I mostly use it since reblogs propagate you a lot. Compared to something like DA, tumblr is surprisingly fast in giving you a good following. I got around 3k on my first year of using it

[Anonymous No.]

>Oh no. Whatever will you do to me. You fiend. Oh, woe is me.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never marry a Succubus whose mother is a Cursed Sword
>She'll never be gentle, relaxed and calm when you're around, only to slowly get more aggressive, irritable and ill mannered the longer she goes without you around
>You'll never be nicknamed "demon tamer" by people who don't know about her lineage

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364931
Not sure if ravishing and ravaging an emotionless girl is all that much fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364931
Sorry babe, I'm not into twigs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364945
>Pin a lich down by the arms and rape her
>She doesn't scream, cry or complain
>She just stares right into your eyes without even blinking

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364961
>finish up
>...
>"Is that all I get?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364712
It's a Kumiho acting like a catgirl to look more moe

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364963
Oh come on! I know it's just 3 inches but can you at least pretend that it's 5!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364963
>"Yes now get going"
>...had better"
>"You were used goods?"
>"From my hand"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15365363
OOOOOOOOOOOH

[Anonymous No.]

yetis ready for bed in onesy pajamas

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364931
Gonna poke her cheeks, gonna touch her mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15365385
>Yeti in a Yeti onesie
There's something cute about monster girls dressing as what they're based off of. Like a Jinko in tiger pyjamas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15365399
>Dragon in one of those dragon kiddie pjs.

Too early to give me a heart attack.

[Anonymous No.]

Sumo Jinko!
Sumo Wolfu!
Sumo Cyclops!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364931
Was getting caught part of your master plan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15365468
You're a big wolf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364931
Why hello there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15365497
>Furry nose
Crabman a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15365544
More like he lacks the autism of westerners

[Anonymous No.]

>>15365544
I want to be squished between a Fenrir and a Hellhound so bad, the thermal shock would make my dick eternaly hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15365595
>not liking button nose is autism
ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>15365595
>>>/b/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15365611
It really is.
We're already demons.
A button noise isn't a far cry from how depraved we are
NOW SNOUTS ON THE OTHER HAND

[Anonymous No.]

>>15365595
See here's the thing, it doesn't bother me when it's on something like Polt because while I'm not a huge fan of fury it suits her character. When it's on a regular looking monster girl it just looks like he couldn't decide if he wanted to draw a furry or a monster girl and it looks incredibly wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

New Hroz, was it posted already?

http://exhentai.org/g/942361/bf95281800/

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Are the Writers writing?
Are the drawers drawing?
Do I have to break out a Leanan Sidhe with the body of a Titania to inspire you people?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15365745
>Super insparation fairy
Now that's motivation

[Anonymous No.]

>>15365745
I'm sorry anon, but I just came back from a jog and I'm spent!
>>15365704
Or maybe I have just a little energy for some... activity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15365761
"super motivation fairy" more sounds like a cheesy mascot for shitty "hang in there" posters

[Anonymous No.]

>>15365781
Oh yeah? Well you keep up that shitty attitude and you'll be sure to alienate all your friends! Ganbatte!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15365704
There was a point where I'd have considered those too big but now my only thoughts are of paizuri. I blame these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15365781
Come on
When the tanuki's enslave us all, whats going to stop us from offing ourselves and continue working like a good cog in the machine should?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15365795
Spite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15365795
My own personal rage
I dont need no faggot fairy poster.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, hi anon. You must be wondering how I got up here. It's a secret~

[Anonymous No.]

>>15365851
You're not special.
http://i.imgur.com/y1sMKqR.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>15365866
That is such bullshit and you all know it won't work out for any of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15365745
>Are the Writers writing?
I edited my draft again last night, so yes actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15365866
Peat Moss chan loves her wood hard, thick, full of vitality, and [called a tree]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15365851
Gonna chop down the trees with my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

Do not believe ThunderBrother's lies. Brown sugar cinnamon is the best flavor of pop-tart.

[Anonymous No.]

vampire goths

[Anonymous No.]

>>15365949
Really?
>>15365957
Cliche!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15365961
I trusted him and bought S'mores instead of BSC for once. I feel betrayed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15365965
I see. Well, no. I don't. I don't even know what a pop-tart is. But I'm sure this is a dastardly deed.

[Anonymous No.]

This spells trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15365965
Smores and Strawberry are the only two I like. Cinnamon is a terrible flavor for the goo in a tart or pie anyway. Honestly, only good in cookies and cakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15365987
W I D E water wurm

what's in the pot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15365997
Whatever it is, it's not something she's optimistic about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15365745
In actual fact, yes I am for once. You will prepare for garbage and you will like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15365745
>Leanan Sidhe with the body of a Titania
I want the drawers to draw that.
Really now, that could inspire anyone.
I mean, all it would inspire is a violent fap session but it still sort of counts as inspiration.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15365987
She can't find a lover so she is brewing a love potion?
This can only go wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366010
An Alp Doodle is fine too, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366015
As long as she is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366020
So it isn't okay. Gosh darnit.

[Anonymous No.]

A hellhound's special curry. The same curry she made to win your heart when you first started dating, the same curry she makes every wednesday for you and your puppies, 10 years later.

[Anonymous No.]

Quick! Take this pocket Kiki and go!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366036
Wait a minute, you're not trying to trick me again, are you?

[Anonymous No.]

Treasurer Dragon in a suit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366036

[Anonymous No.]

Right now I would love to be in an undead realm.
>You'll never go to a bar in a city of eternal night and get hit on by well dressed Vampires and Wights
>The Ghoul barmaid will never playfully flirt with you the whole time I'm there
>You'll never get seduced and wake up with a pleasantly cool arm around you, still feeling that happy exhaustion from being fucked into the mattress all night
The lack of sunlight would bother me, but since the night sky is also pretty and I'd be surrounded by sexy undead types I doubt it would bother me much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366015
I was thinking more of a good drawfag, but you knock yourself out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366045
No it seems you now have a real Kiki alright. But something seems odd about the size of your 'pocket' Kiki.

It looks like you've been tricked and given a pigmy Kiki!
Who would want such an odd Kiki? I bet she can't even properly clean a room!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366058
I also imagine that undead realms would be nice and cool in addition to there being no sunlight which is really appealing right now, fuck this heat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366063
Well not like I need her to. Just the places I can't reach like behind the desk and the bookshelf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366063
Because pygmy kikis are big enough to safely make love too.

That and they are slightly soft so you can cuddle them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366058
I like to imagine an undead realm would be like Halloween town, only with big perky tits and firm ass instead of disgusting things and weird shit.
It would still be a fun and lively place though, with everyone just having fun and doing as they please, because it isn't like anyone there needs to eat or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

Left or right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366036
Something about the thumbnail has always irritated me. It didn't help that one faggot used to post it every night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366099
Hard decision. I'll go with right.

[Anonymous No.]

If this doesn't inspire you to better yourself, I don't know what will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366036
I'll give her a good home.

>>15366063
All the better to get to those hard-to-reach places...in my heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366036
>we're doing pocket monstergirls again
That was stupid then and it's still stupid now.
You know a fun thread meme I miss having about? The kindergarten. That one at least made a bit of sense and it was actually entertaining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366109
>The joke is Alp is bad at drawing
Boy, I'm glad this hasn't got old

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366099
Left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366120
I don't see you even trying to make anyone enjoy themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366120
Eh, it gave me a chuckle.
I still want a good artist like Loen or Mono to give the concept a shot, but I know they're busy with real world stuff and paying commissions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366116
Anon, if you are frustrated about a certain kind of content not showing up, why not bring it up yourself?

It doesnt even have to be complicated, a simple MG kindergarten related thing is probably enough to spark up a discussion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366099
Right is White and White is Right

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366109
Congratulations, you have inspired me to play video games instead.
Alp does it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366122
>Alp
>Doing anything to make people enjoy anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366128
Whacha playing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366109
>deleted
Say what you will about Alpie, at least he's considerate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366134
I STILL don't see you even trying to make anyone enjoy themselves. You're trapped in the captivity of your own negativity.
>>15366138
I don't want to trigger anyone. This is a safe-space, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

Beware!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366135
Abe's Oddysee.
I've only ever played Exoddus before, and I've always wanted to try it.
It's good so far, but the lack of quicksaves and the awful checkpoint system can go to hell, especially when hidden areas are concerned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366140
>I STILL don't see you even trying to make anyone enjoy themselves. You're trapped in the captivity of your own negativity.
Of course you don't, I'm anonymous, like most people here. The point isn't to attention whore and tote everything you've ever done to earn brownie points. I don't see what this has to do with your schtick getting stale. Of course it can't get stale if it was never funny in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366145
So what are these silly things?
>>15366147
>still whining like a little bitch
Have you considered that if you STOPPED REPLYING it would be impossible to attentionwhore? You're part of the problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366155
A really good platformer/puzzle series where you're an alien who can possess other species and have to save your enslaved people. It was pretty popular back on the first playstation. It's also hard as balls and was basically the Dark Souls of platforming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364217
I wanna dress Caster up like a cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366163
>the Dark Souls of platforming
Isn't that Lion King on the Sega?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366155
>Alp complains about other people getting triggered and needing safe spaces
>'God if you don't like it just ignore it you're the real problem don't be mean to me"
I don't even get how my saying about the fact you suck is related to the problem that you suck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366175
>this guy is an attentionwhore!
>I better give him attention, that'll show him!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366163
It also has some monsters that would make pretty great monster girls if an artist put their mind to it.
>You will never have harem of Paramite girls
>A scrab girl will never let out an ear piercing shriek before chasing you down

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366167
Sort of, but the checkpoint system in Abe and the lack of explanation generally means you're expected to die a lot as you work out how to get past each screen.
So it has a similar system to DS in that death is an educational tool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366167

no that'd be the Demons souls of platforming

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366178
My never called Alp an attention whore though. I just pointing out how retarded it is to say "What have YOU done for the thread?" in an anonymous imageboard.

Again, still dodging the initial point Alp. Why do you take criticism so poorly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366184
What's the difference? Never played Demon's Souls.
>>15366186
>The point isn't to attention whore and tote everything you've ever done to earn brownie points
I think I'm going to stop replying to you now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366179
Scrab girls would be buff as fuck. Have you seen the abs on those things? Plus their rape would just involve them spinning around you like a tornado, leaving a confused and naked victim behind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15365704
That jackal is equipped with some nice ballistics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15365987
Whatever she's making better be tasty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366190
>A muscle Kephri Harem
I'm onboard with that.

May have weekly dueling competitions to see which one gets loved first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366035
Sounds dangerous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366199
The worst curry can do is make you poo in the loo.

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>>15366190
Judging by how they jump up and down on your corpse, they'd probably fuck you though the floor like an Ushi-Oni.
>>15366197
More like one of these things.
http://oddworld.wikia.com/wiki/Scrab
Although muscle Khepris would be amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

Have the /mon-musu/ threads on /a/ been banished?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366209
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366206
I don't know enough about Oddworld to comment on them.
All I know is that I'd love to have a bunch of brown skinned, golden carapaced bug girls with muscles tending for my needs except for the one weekend a month I'd dedicated to pampering them for all their hard work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366188
>I think I'm going to stop replying to you now.
Don't post things out of context. You had said as a poor rebuttal to criticism "I STILL don't see you even trying to make anyone enjoy themselves". Which has always been a poor excuse to deflect criticism.

You can talk about /v/ shit all you want Alp but you'll never hide from the fact you're a bad writer, a shitty meme artist, and lack anything that could be constructed as a sense of humor. You'll never be able to hide the shame you are, though I bet your parents wish they could.

I don't know why out of all our writefags you had to be the one to stick around so long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366209
I was wondering the same thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366209
Nope.

In spite of the constant back and forth going on, they're only purged if meta discussion takes over.

[Anonymous No.]

It's summer. School's out, and the tough kids begin to roam the mean streets of suburbia, kicking butt and taking names!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15365745
I just trashed twelve pages and three drafts because I thought they were all shit

so no

[Anonymous No.]

another wip

Have a nice day /mgt/ o/

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that if your waifu isn't tied up and under supervision or living in a nice little padded room then she is unsafe and you are a bad husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366223
>>15366226
Well, I must be a tremendous faggot or something because I cant find it

Though there is a result when I type in "dopp.."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366240
Dibs on the Troll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366237
Yeah, it's awful isn't it.

Kids are the worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366219
Most of the older writefags are still around. They just burned out/are busy with other things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366251
Wasn't Bromont here just the other day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366244
I usually type on just "mon" like how I do here and it usually shows up
Apparently nothing. Scoured the catalogue and everything too

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366244
It just archived a little under an hour ago, and nobody has started a new one yet.

Kinda surprising, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366257
the longest we've been without one?
>>15366256
yep

might as well stay here

my first time here to boot

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366240
That's very pretty. The Hellhound could benefit from flamy wisps and black sclera though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366240
Damn Snib, I'm interested in seeing how you do this. It's neat to see you try these new things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15365745

I'm still drawing but I haven't made anything relevant. I have alot of learning to do when it comes to the human figure and all that stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366265
>my first time here to boot
In that case; Welcome. Make yourself at home.
Don't mind the mess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366265
I wouldn't say that. Give it two or three more, then we'll be in remarkable territory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366239
It's good to care about your writing, but trashing everything like that is a bit much.
Just strive to make it better each time and progress slowly, by giving a shit about what you're putting out there you're already leagues ahead of Sukiru Ikeda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366265
Give it about 30mins max. Someone'll pop one
For now, get comfy. Make yourself at home

[Anonymous No.]

Peacocks are vain creatures and love it when boys compliment them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366240
You're doing color now? Looking good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366288
reminder that only male peacocks have big flashy tails

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366299
>Peacocks pulling a Cuddlefish

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366283
>For now, get comfy. Make yourself at home

I'll grab a cup of coffee then

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366288
Then I'll bully them and call her tail lame!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366299
So? Monster Girls, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366304
>Tfw just made some coffee
This is not yours

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366305
But why? For what purpose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363996
The only thing of worth I helped cultivate was a love for P'Orcs.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a leanan sidhe to laugh at my tiny pianist!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366311
;~;

I'll just make a timmies run then

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366307
i kinda get why Monster Girl peacock would have big tail, but at the same time the idea of traps amuses me more

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366326
>Someone else calls Tims Timmies
My fellow Canadian

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363996
>being proud of creating a terrible piece of threadcanon
I know Hellhounds were oversaturated but this did the opposite of fixing the problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366333
It also takes a complete rape machine and turns her into a cowering moeblob. I was hoping at lease one monster could avoid that fate, but whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366321
Join da Horde, see da world!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366333
>>15366337
She's got the whole 'nerdy in the streets, demon in the sheets' thing going though, y'all are faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366333
>being this salty 11 hours later

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366331
>Canadian

Beaver/Moose/Goose musume when?


I dont particularly have many other pics except for mon-musu so I apologize

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>>15366288
>>15366305
>See a blue Gandharva playing her sitar, you're being an aloof distant fagmonster
"Did you not like my songs?"
>Sip your cabarnet, loosening your shirt, all the MGs are boring you
"Boring, boring I say. There isn't a single vain, gaudy monster here. O, what am I to do as an enigma of the poon?"
>She just smirks, stepping back
>Brings her tail out, flourishing it in that giant Peacock feather fan
"What now, little boy?"
>The colors, the sheer vanity of the damned thing the way her thighs and ass jiggle and gyrate as she shows you her massive fan
>It takes all of your self control to not throw yourself on her, with you winding up getting to nurse your hangover on her lap

[Anonymous No.]

If Nerdhounds are allowed to exist, that means I can have my dominant rich old kiki mistress?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366337
To me it's better this way. The normal hellhounds stay the same and they get their moe shy hellhounds who are different from the normal ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366347
Salt is part of a healthy diet!
Got to get that daily salt intake!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366354
Those have been fine too, we've even had stories about that.

Stop being so silly anons, I can't take it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366345
No really, it's one step up from stinkypede and that's about it. I also like how the guy thinks he "invented" the tough nerdy archetype.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366354
Here we go again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366354
It's in the constitution.

You could even have an Amazoness who loves handholding and would much rather have you take the lead in bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366364
I don't think he was talking about inventing the archetype genius, just the application of it to a monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366366
>You could even have an Amazoness who loves handholding and would much rather have you take the lead in bed
Please no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366371
Thing is genius, it's been done before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366349
At least delete images to preserve the image cap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366354
Kikis are boring but if you want a dominant one or even a dominant Kobold then you could.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster Girl sports would be cool. All magical abilities allowed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366386
That would be the most unbalanced shit ever and you know it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366391
Just put them in tiers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366376
Nerdhounds? The meme? I don't think so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366349
Well Anon, it seems someone's made a thread
I guess this is goodbye

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366398
Is it really better there than here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366396
No, as in the tough monstergirl having a nerdy version thing. It's not like he reinvented the wheel or anything in saying hellhound instead of amazon or dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366400
Well, I mean, if he wants to stay I have nothing against it
As long as he doesn't eat all the food

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366400
Let's face it, both are shit in their own ways.
We have the
>HOW DARE YOU HAVE FUN DIFFERENTLY TO ME
guys, and they are the EMG thread, which basically speaks for itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366398
Frankly, I want to stay here

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366409
You're welcome to stay
Just don't eat all the food (Images)

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366405
>all the food
You mean the nachos we claimed as our bounty after beating up the Alp and kicking it out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366409
You like the oneesan types? We've got a few oneesan types here if you'd like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366409
Please avoid spamming images.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366412
Image cap is 150 4chan wide ain't it?


I'm not autistic enough to spam, thankfully

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366401
Bot Newdhounds have become a meme, memes are different form something someone only mentions a couple of times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366418
You already have, my boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366418
It's 300 here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366409
Two things:

What's your favourite type of monstergirl? I'm guessing Arachnes because you keep posting the EMG one.

Some in the thread really, really hate EMG so be prepared for hate if you insist on talking about it. Just a warning, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366418
300 here. But we last for days. Basically everyone gets about 2 images a thread if you don't delete them. So we still post reaction images and shit but delete them so we can keep on doing so until 3000 posts later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366418
It's 250 here
Wait, no. It's 300 here
Listen, we have a strict policy in regards to images
We have nothing against you staying here. Frankly, we don't mind/care
Just don't eat all the food. Seriously

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366418
>I'm not autistic enough to spam, thankfully
But you've been doing that, especially with cheesy shit like >>15366244

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366418
You've come pretty close to it. I'm not sure if you knew but these threads often reach about 2000 posts before archiving. 300 images isn't much when you factor that into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366421
4 images of different girls is a spam?

>>15366424
I like the onee-san types, so yes, Rachnee
I dont particularly care about talking about emg though

>>15366427
>everyone gets about 2 images a thread

sure, I'll go ahead and delete mine then


Like I said, I'm brand new

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366436
>often reach about 2000 posts
/jp/ has slowed down again. 3k+ is the usual lately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366430
>don't eat all the food
Are you trying to make a new meme or something? Please don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366437
Don't be a drama queen, you don't need to delete anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366442
What was our record again? 4k?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366327

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366449
+4900 I think

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366453
I thought it was 4100+

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366449
4765 highest confirmed. Though I swear we broke 5k once or twice, but that might have included deleted posts.

We hit 3500 just a week or two ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366327
Take a hike faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366437
If you like Onee-san types, look into the following MGE girls:

>Demon
>Hellhound
>Jabberwock
>Kraken
>Titania

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to impregnate a tribe of pygmy amazons and you can't stop me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366463
Or you know, just tell him to read the wiki and lurk like most of us did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366464

Have fun, kiddo

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366461
I think 3000+ is now the average, what with the speed
When we first showed up /jp/ was slow, that's how we hit the 4k
Now /jp/ has kind of sped up a little that we seem to be hitting somewhere in 3k recently

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366467
I will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366466
You can't stop me from spreading the good word on Onee-sans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366464
Stop anon, your normal height genes will make the the tribe's next generation too tall and they won't be pygmies anymore!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366464
>Pygmies
I blame you for fucking making me remember this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366471
What is the best way to find and marry a demon onee-san?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366473
>Anon fucks up the gene pool and fucks over everyone else that wanted pygmy Amazones
Thanks a fucking lot, Anon. Always fucking everything up

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366468
Sort of. You're forgetting the giant speed up period in the middle from "/jp/ is my favorite board" that dropped total thread posts down to 2300-2500 average.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366471
onee-sans are god's reminder that he has not yet given up on us

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366482
Oh yeah, I forgot about that
Then there's when I think KanColle or something got a big expansion that caused it to get as big as us which made us sink a litle faster

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366473
It'll be worth it.

>>15366479
I accept that blame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366480
Either summon her or have her summon her ideal otouto: YOU

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366326
hop in my cur, we'll get some Timmies and Mcdonalds and catch the Leaf's game in aboat 15 minutes, maybe the yeti girl will have some company in those empty seats eh

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366437
Things you should know:
Bob is a faggot
We don't have many active writefags anymore, so if you want to give it a go then please do, more content is great.
The threads go on forever, like 3000+ posts a thread because /jp/ is slow as fuck
Alp is an even bigger faggot
If we reach 300+ images, just use imgur links to show anons pictures
the thread likes to make it's own canon about most monstergirls. Honestly most of it is terrible, so feel free to ignore it.
Same for KC's official profiles
Cu and Cait Sith are furries and therefore are shit
No, really, Bob and Alp and MASSIVE faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366480
Attempt to summon a Demon, but do it as incompetently and pathetically as possible, so you'll come across as dumb moe who needs protection. Then she'll appear and help you finish the summoning ritual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366494

>Doing your usual stuff, pretty normal day
>Suddenly teleported into a demon's house

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366501
You forgot the storms, Anon. How can you give someone the grand tour of your comfy little town if you don't give them an umbrella because it rains a lot here

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366471
indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366510
C-can we post the Waterworld edits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366510
The shitstorms are nowhere near as bad as they used to be. The pissed off maledom guy seems to have either been permabanned or at the very least got bored, and the other shitstorms are minor showers compared to what used to happen here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366486
The threads have been lasting longer lately because of, once again, mods on /a/.
One (or possibly more than one) mod on /a/ developed a hate boner for LN's and started moving all LN threads to /jp/. Where they would then be deleted because translated LN's, or those actively being translated, belong on /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366510
Need winter clothes too, a shitblizzard is coming Bubs, can see it on the shitbarometer

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366501
Stop bullying the poor faggot already.
>>15366519
What an ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366519
Wait, is that why I've seen all those bizarre OP's for the Overlord threads lately?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366522
And don't forget the hurricanes
Remember Hurricane Cait Sith?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366519
So that's what was with the weird Overlord OP's. Now it makes sense
Jesus. Those poor guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366528
How the ENTIRE thread went up in flames the moment KC revealed that abomination? How could anyone forget that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366501
You forgot the part about the yurishit, futashit and rest of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366538
That was a funny thread though, not to start shit
I mean, I'm not one for chaos, but man. That was somethin' fierce

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366501
>the thread likes to make it's own canon about most monstergirls. Honestly most of it is terrible, so feel free to ignore it.
>Same for KC's official profiles
Then we're left with nothing. Really most of KC's profiles are perfectly fine with a few exceptions here and there, it's his world building that's shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366538
The shitstorm that shall not be named was worse.
It lasted an entire fucking day, and I remember going to sleep and waking up to it still going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366501
>Same for KC's official profiles
Speak for yourself, faggot, I like his profiles more than the shit posted here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366538
Say what you will but that thread was probably one of the most fun in all our time on /jp/.

Cu Sith was tame in comparison because he announced it was a thing in advance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366547
The doomsaying about the community turning into nothing but furries in a few months was hilarious.

>>15366549
True, I meant his worldbuilding. The profiles are generally fine, and honestly even the threadcanon stuff is okay just so long as it isn't treated as the official version.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366555
What are you-
Wait, shit, I remember that. I forget what it was about but I remember going to bed and waking up and it was still going on

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366560
All those replies when the picture dropped
Man, that thread was funny. We have our ups and downs and some highlights here and there, but that thread entirely was a fucking highlight
Man. Good times

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366555
You mean that art the anubis namefag posted, even after admitting the thread would rage? That was funny and stupid.

>>15366556
This. KC can't write for shit, but it's better than stinkypede or wendigo always making dumb noises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366577
>wendigo always making dumb noises.
HOW DARE YOU

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366565
You mean the cuck posting? because that lasted multiple threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366581
Not him, but it is obnoxious as shit.
Just because latenight drew it doesn't make it canon in any way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366583
It lasted I think 3, right?
Man, that was magical

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Big Fat Cuddle Cat

I'm gonna put a fresh apple pie on my window sill to attract one

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366583
It was so bad that anubisfucker rarely shows up anymore.
The liquid inari thread was also hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366589
Awawawa, anon hates us!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366577
>>15366589
Awawa wendigo is one of the two pieces of threadcanon I actually like. It's better than the canon one, at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366596
>liquid inari
That was gold

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366595
That'll just attract little wans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366583
>the edit someone made of the picture
Oh man, I laughed so hard at that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366603
Or maybe a bear. The Park Ranger is not going to like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366603
>>15366612
I'll shoo them away until the apex predator arrives

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366607
>When Inari had to create a trip because of it
My sides went to space

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366614
A wurm?
Because that's how you get wurms.

You attract cuddle cats by opening canned fish or grilling some good tuna.

[Anonymous No.]

At least we enjoy some of the writers that are are still here right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366600
The official one is messed up and weird, but the threadcanon one is plain annoying and you can't even try to salvage her without anons trying to enforce the shitty thread version.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366618
Alright fine, I'll throw the pie away and get tuna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366619
There's, what, 10 now?
In terms of activity

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366596
>The liquid inari thread
don't think I was around for that one, care to share

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366614
The apex predator? What could be bigger than a bear?
>>15366618
Oh, shit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363992
how can they even hold pens and pencils with those big fingers

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366615
For me it was when he wrote a new paste on his bin telling the other inari to fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366625
So Inari showed up one day

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366622
That could attract a Jinko, but luckily a tiger is not a valid option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366623
I cant name people for shit. so when they show up is when i remember

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366622
At least give it to the little wans.
It'll help them grow up into big wans.


>>15366627
Exactly, you're dealing with the apex pie eater now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366591
3? Oh god no, it went on way longer than that. You couldn't mention either of those two girls for at least half a month without someone trying to force it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366627
Technically cuddle cat is the biggest, but she'll pout if you tell her that.

>>15366635
I just want my cuddle cat

>>15366639
No, I don't want big wans, I want a big meow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364774
I miss when less did requests here

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366625
Inari was a big faggot and wrote t/f stories. Everyone wanted him to stop but he kept trolling the thread anyway.
Then one day he started posting more than normal, only he suddenly started arguing with himself. It turned out someone was pretending to be him and the real one found out. Then came a thread of inari arguing with inari until one of them got a trip to cut the other guy's shit out.

What killed it for me was the space dandy clip someone posted in the middle of the "I'M THE REAL INARI!" fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366631
Is it still there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366645
>wan, Japanese
>meow, English
BE CONSISTENT

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366645
Well, if you can't attract one you can always just make one.
Many kittens still need an adoptive father.

You could raise your own cuddle cat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366644
Oh yeah
Yeah that was pretty bad. Hilarious, but bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366654
Cuddle Cat may be fat but she isn't a Weeb

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366661
You can't prove that.
Maybe she dresses up in illfitting cosplay!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366660
It was so bad I haven't seen anubisfucker since. I actually feel somewhat bad for him, but he knew it would enrage the thread, I just don't think he knew by how much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366665
Yeah, good times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366665
Yeah. Poor guy
Good times though

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366665
link to the image or archive or something?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you take one of them out of the streets?

They're as good as any other monstergirl, just with a lot of bad luck in life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366670
The old archive's dead and the new one doesn't have /jp/
It's one of those "you had to be there" moments in history now, Jim

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366663
>You'll never fuck a Cheshire who's cosplaying as Morrigan

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366675
I would

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366675
How about we just build a brothel? That way they all get off the streets and can make money comfortably indoors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366681
That would be nice.
She'd have the teasing attitude down pat.
I'd cuddle the shit out of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366663
Please, Cuddle Cat has higher standards then that. She'd never try to pass herself as a magical girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366670
If you mean the picture itself it's on his pixiv http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=10220591

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366692
That's what you think.
She's got the purple dress and matching wand!
She's going to fight for love, cakes, and your heart.

Just don't comment on how her panties are little more than a glorified thong now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366696
>.Less also has a Pixiv
Seriously .Less, fucking pick a place to upload pictures and stick with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366665
>Poor him
He literally said that he knew the place would burn but didn't care because fuck the thread. Only after he realized he personally would be hounded about it for a long time to come did he start crying about it.

Never even said that he was sorry or anything, just "I didn't expect people to be this mean to me for being a faggot. I thought it would be funny to make people mad but it turns out being hated actually kind of sucks."

He deserved everything he got.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366696
Yes, I'll delete the image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366696
I dont see anything offensive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366708
Like >>15366677 said, you just had to be there

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366708
Basically, it was a yuri picture between his two waifus. Anon took the picture to mean that he couldn't satisfy them and they resorted to lesbianism behind his back. There was also the group of anons who were angry about yuri being on the threads. It was hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366717
>implying yuri is okay here

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366717
I still don't get why you'd commission and pay someone to draw images of your waifu making out with someone else. Wouldn't you rather make out with them yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366717
Thats a stupid reason to get butthurt t.bh, especially if its yuri between your 2 waifus

that being said;

yuri sucks and yaoi between shotas is superior

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366685
But that's not the point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366728
The mind of the Anubisfucker to this day is still under close research
Our scientists still have no idea how such a thought process came to be nor its conclusion
A collective agreement was made that "we just don't know"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366665
He knew what was going to happen. Fuck him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366734
>2 waifus

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366717
>There was also the group of anons who were angry about yuri being on the threads
You make it sound like the problem is the group of anons, and not yuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366745
>not going for the harem ending

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366717
>Group
It was kind of a thread collective conscious

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366756
>Harems
>He wants to be a harem protag

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366751
I didn't mean to imply that, I was just stating the two reasons why the picture made everyone mad.
I fucking loved the edit version though. I think it was at that point where anubisfucker finally understood he'd properly fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366768
best_sort_of_escapism.jpg

I blame reality

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366728
Probably just into ffm threesomes, not that hard to understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366781
Girls slobbering over each other instead of focusing on you actually makes for a pretty shit ffm scenario.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366768
>not wanting to be a harem protag
>not wanting to be the densest there ever was
>not wanting even Cupid arrows to have no effect because your denseness affects the arrows arc to silly degrees
>not wanting to walk into room and see a naked, panting succubus with a dripping wet cunt, fondling herself desperately and whimpering "fuck meeee..." only to reply
>"I don't follow."
>Then proceeding to call her a doctor because she's short of breath, looks very hot and is producing a lot of fluid between her legs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366781
I don't know, the Anubis and Dragon seemed pretty focused and busy with each other. If there was a guy in the scenario he'd be sitting in the corner watching them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366781
That's the excuse of some yurifags

>Two girls making out with each other
>No sign of male
>I-It's a threesome guys, no yuri!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366781
That was said during that too
Didn't change anything. If anything, it made it worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366795
No point to insert in a ffm threesome anyway unless you think girls making out is hot. Which if you don't like yuri, you honestly don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366804
*insert that situation into

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366505
>Be doing your midterm for college
>Suddenly, you're writing on a Demon's blueberry midriff instead of your desk while she kyaa~s and calls you forceful
>This isn't my sister
>This isn't my house

>>15366501
>Hating on Bob and Alp
But Alp is actually benign comparatively to the other cancer spouting shitmongers associated with Bob. Leave the poor snow mongol alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366812
>Defending Alp and Bob

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366815
I'm defending Alp moreso than Bob. Bob is a disgusting subhuman beta who mopes that he can't get a woman so he settles for writing futa and anal.

Fucking Hobbits, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366815
Not him but Alp is just an attentionwhore, no more, no less. The others are legit faggots.

And I say this as somebody that rags on Alp for being a wanton attention slut relentlessly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366786
>>15366794
>>15366795

I personally prefer that than self inserting into some featureless character or some weird fucking purple man. Actually having myself drawn in the image would probably weird me out.

That said, I vastly prefer it when there is no guy present in the image but the girls are looking at the viewer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366437
If you're new, can you explain to me why is the /a/ thread a general when we ended here for being a general?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366821
>>15366822
Being a lesser cancer is still being a cancer.

>>15366823
Who thought FNAF and MGE were good to crossover?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366831
>Who thought FNAF and MGE were good to crossover?
.Less

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366826
Because it was a rogue mod that kicked us here back in the day, one that has since been fired. /a/ developed back into a general sometime around when the anime came out.

So without the old mod, there's nothing to mess with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366831
>>15366833
Is it actually supposed to be the purple guy from FNAF?
I thought I was someone's self insert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366840
You're right. It is some weird guy's self-insert who commissioned .less.

But I would bet good money it is based on the FNAF purple guy as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366840
I don't fucking know. .Less does comishes for weird fellows
For all we know it's someone self-inserting as the purple guy. If you can sexually identify as an Apache helicopter, you can with a purple guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366838
Out of everything these threads have produced, the Waterworld edits have been, and will always be the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366853
They're a great record of the threads too

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366838
>a rogue mod that kicked us here back in the day, one that has since been fired
Citation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366881
On what? Him being fired? Or on us ending up here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366882
I assume him being fired.
I knew about the rogue mod with a bone to pick with us but I didn't know about him going the way of the dodo.

[Anonymous No.]

What do you do when your lazy good for nothing Oni-san asks you to pick her up some beer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366882
on mod man, I know why we're here

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366887

Tell her to do it herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366881
Mod irc logs got leaked at one point, other mods were like "hey monster girls are cool I like spider girls" and stuff when he was raging about posting standards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366885
>>15366889
I'm not even the Anon so I don't know

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366881
The mod logs that leaked about four months after we got here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366887
Poke neesan tummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366893
Honesty this is the first i've heard of this but at the same time i guess its kinda funny

Not that im the guy who'd you ever ask for current events but still

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366831
All Alp is and will ever be is an attention whore from Finland. As I said he's mostly benign but I guess you must have some kind of bone to pick with him since you're saltier than the Flats.

Like shit, almost all the people on TFT can be said to be worse than Alp and it's not like BBSN have done us any favors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366887
Pick up it and drink it in front of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366887
give it something to do by making it a mom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366920
You'll share right?

[Anonymous No.]

Wurmdom is hot.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366939
Someone already posted that

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366939
I'm suffering from deja vu. Haven't I seen this before?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366944
Yes. This is your fourth loop. Remember to be careful of the maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366956
God damn it I knew something was off about that coffee she gave me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366956
>tfw no Rem gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366939
Kumiho a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366944

>>15364567

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364544
>Come and get it!
>Goa Magara monster girl
Well, Anon, in a surprise twist, I CAN!
This one isn't quite as monstrous, lacking paler skin, but...

Full gallery for those interested: http://myfigurecollection.net/item/361226

Excited ranting: I like Monster Hunter, but I feel I can't call myself a "rightful" fan of it. BUT I LOVE THIS! First of all: those expressions - especially #4!

The attention to detail with:
--the "sense of style" given to her as a Monster Girl (not a Gothic fan, but even so)
--the dual sets of horns (retracted and extended) apparently they double as "feelers")
--hair (down and flared up) to mimic a more calm (and human) nature, as well as the more monstrous and berserk nature
--the wings sprouting from her hips that also double as another pair of arms and triple as "dress" (as some sort of clever adaptation due to being a Monster Girl)!


She even feels threatening and like a boss you'd dread to fight because of:
--(again) the winged limbs (like damned how scary would it be to see a dress suddenly become an arm with claws and wings).
--the blades with a sharp and "toothed" side to them, which can be combined into a single double-ended sword, or even a bow that channels her inherent energy through it to from projectiles.
-last but not least the umbrella, which doubles as a mace and triples as another weapon capable of channeling her power in its "buster mode" (more Monster Hunter terminology)

Of course since she's part of Bandai's A.G.P. line a lot can be taken off and customized. I'm surprised they went this route of making a monster girl, rather than just the in-game female armour made from Goa Magara/Gore Magala!

I might even paint this a little to have paler looking skin, or some scales and markings on the more human parts. Heck, maybe I'll buy two.


NOTE: I'm sorry if figures aren't allowed on the board, but this is a monster girl so that's why I bothered mentioning it at all!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366939
Get these damn gumihos out of here

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366967
>>15366964
>Kumiho

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366925
Not even a drop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366985
The real monster here is you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366987
Those lazy monster girls need to get up and do stuff for themselves. What if I'm not there to do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366985
>>15366987
He is doing god's work, they need to learn to fend for themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366972
Figures are fine as long as they're thread related, we've discussed MGE figures before even while knowing they're ridiculously hard if not impossible to get hold of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367004
Good, good. Thanks for the clarification! Fortunately this one's not difficult to get a hold of.

I know we have enough Dragon MGs, but I'd love to see one similar in design, if not aesthetic to the figure. Wings that fold up like a dress is rather awesome.

On the other hand there's this, too...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367025
Where's the eyes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366751
Well, it was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366972
>Armor/dress turns into weapons
I'll be honest
That's fucking cool as shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367036

Yeah, the figure is really cool, even if it's not entirely accurate to the game itself. I just wonder how fragile it is, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366987
>>15366985
>Lazy Oni is letting her BMI get a little too high
>Muffintopped and thick thighs and everything
>Whines that her sake bottle and dish are too far away
>You're fed up with this shit
>Pick it up, pour the last of the sake into it
>She's got stars in her eyes, seeing that sweet rice wine
>Asks you politely, nay, begs you
>But you, being the true monster here drink it all in front of her, making her watch your Adam's Apple bob as you chug that bitter shit
>She's distressed, her shock getting replaced by anger
"I WANTED MY SAKE."
>Tell her she's going to have to get it out of your throat then. Wrong choice of words.
>Kiss rapes you, pins you to the floor with her massive Oni girth and weight.
>Rapes you absolutely fucking senseless for a month straight, gluttonizing herself on the copious amounts of meat available and your sweat for her new sake
>Finally lets you off the hook after she's back to being a lean, mean, /fit/ man raping machine
>Though you're getting worried
>She's been eating a helluva lot more than she used to, and wakes up in the strangest hours with stomach aches

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367032
Hidden. They appear when she matures into a Shagaru Magala.

[Anonymous No.]

Would a Yandere Dormouse be too tired to go crazy or would she sleep walk and do the yandere stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367025
>On the other hand there's this, too...
Would.
>>15367032
She's probably blind and can locate you by scent or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367035
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367055
How reasonable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367041
I'd rather my old thick oni back

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367047
Probably the yandere sleepwalking bit.

Bonus points if she's perfectly innocent and normal when she's awake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367057
Nobody cares about your opinion, yurifag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367062
That sounds terrifying, and you can't even tell her to stop because she isn't doing it on purpose

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367032
>>15367052
The Gore Magala's eyes are extremely underdeveloped, so it relies on its hearing, and also spreads a substance from its body that allows it to perceive its surroundings.
Unfortunately, that substance also infects monsters, and makes them go completely batshit insane. Humans can get infected with it too, but they have the power to resist it, and if they do so, they actually end up getting enhanced by it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367063
More a fact, really. The reaction of a few Anons that day ruined that thread. Has done several times, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367041
Of course she is going to get stomach aches if she eats a lot. Does she need me to cook or something?

Man, what would MGs be without a guy to help her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364754
>>15365345
It was a cat the whole time!

A big fluffy cat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367077
See >>15366983

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367077
>>15366983
>>15366939
>>15364567

What

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367058
>>15367076
Except there's a new development Anon. Apparently all that protein you gave her over that month have led to her getting thick again, she's even lactating!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367074
And the problem is ours, not of the 3-4 faggots who want to force their fetish here.

Right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367064
You'd just have to make sure you give her enough love and affection when she's awake to try and satisfy her yandere side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367077
Is this the same artist who drew that crazy lady which paralyzed the guy for sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367077
>Translated version gets posted before the non-translated version
First the same picture gets posted twice, now the reverse of the natural order
What the fuck is going on? Did I wake up on Bizarro Earth or in purgatory? Getting some deja vu here

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367086
So in other words, big fat cuddle oni?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367088
Or sleep bondage

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367074
>muh vocal minority
>muh blameless instigators
The ironic thing is anubisfucker himself learned how much of a lie that is on that day when everything exploded in his face, but you sure didn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367086
Now she doesn''t need to get up if she needs a drink and she has been eating a lot too? This Oni is really hard to handle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367074
>Expecting people to be self aware
Wrong place.

Although it'd be entirely possible to leave a quick "fuck off" or ">>>/u/" and not devolve into a 3k post shit storm after by replying further and having arguments. There's nothing wrong with making feelings known, it's the over the top arguments that span several hours that ruin things because people don't know when to let things drop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367090
WE'RE IN A MIRROR WORLD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367090
That thing has been translated for some time. This is like the fourth thread in a row it's been posted in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367035
>>15367057
>>15367074
You trying to start again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367093
Or that, that would absolutely work well too.

Fuck, why didn't I think of that.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that this is your brain on yuri.
http://frenda-mugino.tumblr.com/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367087
Well, yeah. Maybe it's just because I don't get mad at things on the internet. I don't really go out of my way to post it, and I dont go on /u/, but I just see it like any other thing, like a fetish, or a certain position, or whatever.
It has people who are crazy obsessed over it like anyone else, but that's the same with anything. Can't judge a game by how fucked the fanbase is, y'know?
So I don't really see the problem if it's just an occasional picture, y'know. It's not /d/ material.
As with every aspect in this thread, it's when its overfrequent that something becomes a problem, you know what I mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367032
Anon here >>15367067 said it better than I could. Although I'd like to add that those "horns" also double as feelers. They aren't always up like that though. You can see the "unempowered" version with the horns down here: http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=627820&type=all&p=3

>>15367036
>>15367040
Very much so. They played it well, not making it look too organic and not too mechanical, so it can be a "monster girl" as they call it, or just a new armour set for a human "monster hunter" if you want.

A.G.P. tend not to be fragile actually and are on the tougher end compared to figma despite the lesser emphasis on visual value. The only real concern is balancing, but that's a given. However, their joints aren't weak either as I've experienced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367114
He's a professional shitposter, no one with a brain for a second believes he's a real yurifag. Hopefully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367108
I'm surprised those fucking scalies dragon comics haven't been posted yet.

>>15367092
>>15367103
Big, fat MILF Oni in a few months!

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any pictures of Hangry girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367116
Always the same answers. Always.

>and I dont go on /u/
How's that our problem? Start doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367119
That's good to hear. Doubt I'll actually end up getting it, I'm not really that into figures, but it looks damn fine. And for balance, there's always that arm with the stand behind it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367128
Hungry girls? I'm not sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367116
>It's the "but yuri isn't on the same level as futa or sounding or whatever else gets shunned" argument again
You're not the one to decide that. Considering how the place burns with yuri just the same way it does with the /d/ shit, it points directly at it being treated on the same level. That you can never get it through your thick skull and say "I don't understand" and "I don't see a problem" every single time when it's been explained literally dozens of times really just makes you sound either like you're trying to start a fight or are legitimately autistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367134
her tongue looks like candy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367128
This action does not have my consent!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367135
>>15367140
No, Hangry girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367135
I think he meant to say angry. You can see that the succubbus is clearly the daughter of a cursed sword by the way she is stabbing that potato.

[Anonymous No.]

What do Cursed Swords give birth to?

[Anonymous No.]

You know what they say about girls who are big eaters...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367151
They eat big?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367150
Cursed Knives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367150
Cursed Daggers

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367137
>Considering how the place burns with yuri just the same way it does with the /d/ shit, it points directly at it being treated on the same level
That's not really a answer though. More of a catch 22. Like a self-fulfilling prophecy.
"This has shitstorms caused about it because we cause shitstorms are caused about it."
Do you see the whole cyclical, nonsensical nature of that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367151
That they're good at eating dick?

http://i.imgur.com/pO1zqqs.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367150
Cursed kni- Shit, someone said knives
Cursed dagg- Shit, that's been said too
Cursed, uh, sharp things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367151
>"I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda."
Is that what they say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367165
They give birth to little hilt babies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367128
>Succuslut inhaling two hotdogs whole
I'd be hard-pressed to not immediately take her out back and attempt to gag her. Unlikely seeing how she's taking those dogs like a champ, but I doubt either of us would complain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367137

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367150
Berserkerbus'

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367128
I wanna stuff Genkibus's mouth with my carrot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367160
There's another way to not have more shitstorms, guess what is it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367133
To each their own! I just wanted to share an awesome design by Shimada Fumikane (apparently the Strike Witches and Girls und Panzer maker designs a lot of figures).

Anyway, I only have 2 myself and carefully considering releases has lead to no regrets! Hopefully there'll be lots of nice pictures of Goa once she's out.

And balancing itself is an art. It's a quaint feeling when you pull off a complex pose with (or even without) the stand and even shaking the surface won't knock it out of position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367164
I'll take an order of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367128
Oh wow she's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367150
Cursed butter blades.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367190
You mean butter knives?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367171
At least she's cuddly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367182
Not get mad at things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367150
Cursed guns

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367188
Succubi get a bad rep for being cumsluts, but she's a good girl who just wants a guy to treat her nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367160
Shitstorms are caused by a large amount of people agreeing something shouldn't be here and a much smaller amount being too selfish to go along and get along. It's no Catch 22, especially when the only reason for any fetish monger to force what they want is "But I WAAAAAAANT it."

Well live without it. I've got fetishes and likes and dislikes that aren't popular here, but I'm not about to demand that the whole thread bends over for me.

[Anonymous No.]

choose the cow
DO IT NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367192
Maybe.

>>15367198
Knife guns?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367150
KC answer is regular succubutts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367194
Oh wow anon, it's like your kind doesn't know anything else to say

>But why are you mad
>But why is not ok
>But why don't you like it
>But why but why

I'm starting to belive you just want to start more shit, no one can be this retarded after all the discussions and shitstorms we've had about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367204
All of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367204
Mattie. No contest. All cows are good, but Mattie is just... Unf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367139
Why don't you find out if it tastes like candy too?
>>15367204
Holstaur forever and always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367204
The one from Milk Party because we all know humans can't get cows pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367211
Have fun when she leaves you for a quad titted futa.
God why does Matsu have to be such a fucking faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367207
How much do they differ from normal succubi

[Anonymous No.]

how do you make cursed swords more edgy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367217
It's what happens to all artists that skirt the edge of /d/ for too long. Eventually they get sucked into the abyss. You can only remember the good stuff they did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367204
Milk Party or MGE.

>>15367213
That face of absolute glee on her face at the end still melts my heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367225
Take away the mamanobama demonic silver effect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367200
Genkibus is 100% for cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367228
This. Ignore the /d/ shit and just enjoy the colossal calcium cannons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367225
Turn them into Yachiru Unohana mixed with a Khorne Bloodthirster. She'll kill you, heal you, and kill you again until you give her headpats or the D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367224
Not at all. Just like Alp or Alice children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367225
You sharpen them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367240
>pregnant Alice
please no

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367225
replace them with cursed guns or have them all be katanas

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367243
Would regular upkeep on weapon and armor girls (sharpening, polishing, repairing) be considered masturbation for them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367187
She's totally unfair, every girl the artist draws is but she's the most unfair of all. Wish he stopped drawing gangbang stuff but the one on one stuff is amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367247
I bet you wouldn't even show her the movie Alien after a spaghetti dinner and watch her freak out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367211
>>15367237
http://graphiteknight.tumblr.com/post/144796781993/now-the-real-game-begins-1-2-3-4
This fucking comic made me diamonds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367250
So would prudish swords and armor be in disrepair because they are waiting for their husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367250
It would be more like a spa day. They would get very turned on like from a very sensual massage but it's not really masturbation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367237
>Ignore the /d/ shit

Literally beyond the capacities of this thread. Remember that cat girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367217
>Have fun when she leaves you for a quad titted futa.
Hmmm.
Do I ask for it because it has quad tits, or shun it for having futa...
Hmmm

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367272
>When the thread discovered the truth of the cat girl
Ah, good times

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367272
You got tired of defending yuri and now will go with this?

>Remember that cat girl?
There were people posting her with the BULGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367284
>You got tired of defending yuri and now will go with this?

What? Anon, I think you're getting confused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367277
Don't. Lass is a self-insert OC and the worst of his girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367277
Quad tits are awful anon. They ruin the silhouette of a woman and shorten her waist down to nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367297
Then we give her even more waist. So much waist she could stretch out even further than a lamia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367128
>"Another day delivering fresh pizzas!~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367302
Why not just a Lamia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367302
No anon, something will go horribly wrong! That's how the Oomukade were born! And they were flatties

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367217
>Have fun when she leaves you for a quad titted futa.
Wait what
He is doing NTR futa now?
That's hot tbqh

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367302
No. Distorting proportionss is a terrible idea. It never looks good and dumps you right into the uncanny valley.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367307
Because lamias don't have long waists, they have long tails. Also a quad-titted lamia would not make much sense. I mean, have you ever seen a quad-titted snake in real life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367314
>Futafags also like NTR
How fitting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367314
Bob plz

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367304
>Those hips & thighs
I want to give her a firm spank and watch how long they jiggle & ripple

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367318
>I mean, have you ever seen a quad-titted snake in real life?
It's a strange world we live in, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367320
Monster futa NTR captions with small penis humiliation

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>>15367317
Then we make everything else bigger to compensate.
Or even better, we make the breasts slightly smaller, so we still get plenty of delicious, normal-sized waist.

>>15367320
>>15367323
Don't bite the bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367304
Wanna hug her
Wanna fuck her
Wanna cuddle her and take responsibility for impregnating her.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you make her feel alive again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367297
But Multi tits are so under done!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367365
But she's dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367365
Absolutely. I'd go on a date with her and take her to the movies and then treat her to a nice dinner and then walk her home gently

[Anonymous No.]

>>15365745
>Are the drawers drawing?
No motivation lately

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367150
>>15367207
They give birth to seemingly normal children that are naturally corrupted into another Cursed Sword some time after.
The Living Armor works the same way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367366
I think multi-tits definitely are something with potential, but personally, I wouldn't like it so much if it was straight up just four huge breasts. Maybe on a cowgirl, but otherwise, I'd prefer two normal sized breasts, and the pair under that to be just a little smaller. Less cumbersome that way.

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>>15367382
Jesus fuck, that's a terryfing concept.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367382
>normal children
You mean, humans?

[Anonymous No.]

>multi-boobs
Fuck that noise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367395
The only multi-anything that's actually any good is multi-arms. God I want a multi-arm body massage.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no /fit/ tomboy Anubutt to work on your car

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367395
>reaction image
Opinion discarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367391
Not really. It's like puberty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367408
>Puberty for Cursed Swords is basically going batshit insane

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367404
Take you /d/-tier shit elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367408
Losing your skin, ability to touch, and turning into a ghost surrounded by hard, inflexible parts of metal is not part of normal puberty.

Unless you had a fucking fucked up puberty, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367416
Take your /b/ shit elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367417
Normal puberty is already a drastic change, so it's not much worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367424
>reaction images
>/b/

[Anonymous No.]

Stupid Sexy Anubis

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367430
I don't think you've taken the perspective and scale of change into account here.
Yes, purberty has lots of differences. But it doesn't turn you into a ghost or some inorganic, prototype-esque freakazoid with a sword fused onto your arm and growing into your CNS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367431
Yes. Did you delete it yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367441
They'll get used to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367448
>likes multi-boobs
I would, but your taste is total shit so I may just refrain from that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367452
Well, yes, but, you could say the same about becoming paraplegic.

[Anonymous No.]

Stupid Sexy Tinny Tiger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367465
But being a paraplegic sucks. A Cursed Sword has upsides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367304
Where's my drink?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367470
Stupid sexy Tall Tiger

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367462
You're mistaking me for another poster. I didn't say anything about multiboobs, I just replied to you because of a reaction image.
Seeing you'll intentionally shitpost the thread because of another person's "taste" is dissapointing, though. I'd expect more.

You'll do what's best for the thread, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367484
>I just replied to you because of a reaction image.
A reaction image I would have inevitably deleted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367471
Being paraplegic has upsides too. Disabled parking, people always make room for you, you can avoid strenous labour, and so on.

What were we talking about in the first place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367470
REMINDER THIS IS WHAT LOLI TIGER ROARS SOUND LIKE!
LOLI TIGERS ARE NOT CUTE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SC_UjTJ0VyU

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367504
>Scaring away the shittest of all the dog breeds
Based tiger cub.

I wonder how strong that cub is, though. Considering their musclature, even when young, they must be quite powerful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367504
Can you imagine how cute she would be doing weird sounds like that and calling it a roar?
I would laugh at her and gently give her some headpats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367482
how did she lose her eye?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367491
As long as it's gone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367493
How the change wouldn't be that bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367530
Don't ask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367504
That's cute as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367504
Why are Tigers the best and the coolest looking of the big cats?
Too bad they're going extinct

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367539
Dude Tigers will at worst go extinct in the wild. They're too big to fail in captivity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367545
Unless they get shot by the zookeepers.

[Anonymous No.]

Do Ittan-momen corrupt women into succubi, or another of their kind?

How does Ittan-momen reproduction work when they're nothing more than cloth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367546
Oh fuck off, I'm sick of hearing about that dumb gorilla shit. We just got through talking about that damn lion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367401
When you say /fit/, do you mean sexy and fit or horrible, tumourous mass of muscles bodybuilder fit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367551
Wow, calm down at the jokes there, friendo.

But I feel out of the loop. What lion are you talking about? Don't recall anything like that in recent news.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367535
But I want to know! Did she lose it in an underground streetfight or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367549
Their kind.

You cum in her womb cloth. The piece in which you came detaches itself from the Ittan, however, because it has mamono mana and spirit energy, it's able to live on it's own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367574
Anon it was a very dark time in her past that changed her forever and she doesn't like talking about it.
Just know that she did what she had to to see her family again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367401
>Needing to have a girl fix your car

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367571
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Cecil_the_lion

It was the dumb petty shit that Normalfags cared about for months, like the confederate flag controversy and #Kony2012.

This is why I want to abandon this world for the Monster Girl one. Their news cycle wouldn't be dominated by stupid shit for months at a time. Well it would, but unlike here where it's stroking a moral ego over nothing, there the only motivation for stupid news stories and controversies would be because they're perverts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367382
That yes.

Must be quite a suprise when some childhood friend discovers the girl he likes is actually a Monstergirl that simply hasnt hit puberty yet.

and when he finds out its far too late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367408
>puberty
Like he said, terrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

Spooky, scary skeletons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367678
Skeleton monster girl is a stupid concept and her design is dumb imo

Sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367705
No but seriously why are we dead in the middle of the afternoon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367713
dunno

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367713
Let's see here
There's no event that would cause absense
It is comic book day, but it doesn't take long to read comics. also this isn't /co/
No shows of note in terms of /a/. At least, the catalogue isn't flooded with threads because something big happened in some show
News isn't freaking out about something

I don't know honestly. Just kind of quiet today
We can go back to reminiscing the good times and the bad times?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367713
>afternoon
For you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367713
Everyone is resting with their monster waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367713
Maybe everyone finally realised that dead is best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367713
There was a bunch of faggotry that occurred not too long after a MonMusufag was accepted here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367768
>not too long after a MonMusufag was accepted here

You're acting as if these threads didn't come from /a/, where they were the main place for talking about EMG.

[Anonymous No.]

It's so good that it's cold here. I can finally get comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366577
They don't always awawa, they're cute little abominations that love their dad

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367778
>Tfw wearing my comfy sweater and pyjama pants in the spring/summer
This cold is great

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367776
Of course I know that these threads come from /a/. I've been here for a few years now.
Anyways, I was referring to the current MonMusu threads and threadgoers you nincompoop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367788
Don't call me a nincompoop, you tiddlepee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367778
>>15367784
You live there, eh? In any case I know what you mean. It's nice to not start getting hot and bothered (read:annoyed) mere minutes after walking out of the door.

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any monstergirl versions of the Ancient Ones from Blood C yet?
That would be fun and simultaneously horrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367795
Don't call him a picklepee you pumparum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367799
God the heat was unbearable. Bloody hated it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367799
No, I don't live there.

You know what would be good now? A mofu potion for my waifu. Sure, I love her leathery wings and scaly claws, but can you imagine the heaven it would be resting in a fluffy Dragon's arms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367801
>Ancient Ones from Blood C
Ahahaha

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367801
Why did you fucking remind me.
I still have night terrors about them pounding all those people to jam you asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367833
Is she a golem of some sort?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367812
I mean, I lived on the equator until I was 4 and heat resistance seems to be the one thing I brought with me... But I can't praise the sun when it's cooking me like an egg mcmuffin.

>>15367816
Fluffy dragons exist, just not in MGE yet. On the bright side, scales and leather can be quite soft if you take care of them right... Get to work Anon!

Let's see if she can handle the onslaught of oil massaging and other skin & scale therapy techniques! Stay focused you two!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367817
>He doesn't want to see hordes of huge, shapeshifting bunnygirls turn their hands into nets to capture men by the dozen, effectively raping men by the dozen and pouring the human girls into their "conversion chambers" they form to turn them into new bunnygirls
>Or a ferocious wolfgirl with horns that can change into long, spindly arms for capturing her prey with ease
>Or a spidergirl with more than twice the legs of a normal arachne, all sharp and tipped with venom to immobilise her victims, as she assaults an entire school full of students

>>15367829
I don't blame you. Most grusome thing I regret watching.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster Girls and Human Girls,
living in HAR-MO-NY

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367882
No thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367838
Huldra from Nordic mythologies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367885
Human girls and MG's getting along?
That'll cause mass hysteria!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367885
The best. Monstergirls and regular girls should all be friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367885
Not likely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367897
Why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367855
My hands are kinda freezing right now, maybe if she heated them up with her fire they would be ready to have a field day on her beautiful body.
You better get ready, Waifu. Those scales of yours will be softer than any mofu and shinnier than your whole hoard!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367899
They would be jealous of each other and see them as competition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367905
Would they though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367905
Doubtful. Not everything has to be about sex.
Do you see literally every single man you come across as "competition?" Nobody does that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367913
>Not everything has to be about sex
LaughingCheshires.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366501
>We don't have many active writefags anymore, so if you want to give it a go then please do, more content is great.
>He still thinks this place has any hope

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367918
Doomsayer please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367912
The humans would be jealous of the monsters' power, and the Monstergirls jealous of how the human women are much more likes then they are.

>>15367913
Not just sex. Jobs, attention, things like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367923
Doomsayers predict future events.
This is more like a post-apocalypse, but where the apocalypse just kind of happened over time in a long, drawn-out whimper.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember that petting and ruffling your Kikimora's ears help keeping her happy!

Remember that your other responsiblity is to ensure several litters of healthy young Kikimora offspring together with your Kikimora maid/wife/domatrix.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367918
My father's words!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367932
More like the apocalypse happened but we got the fuck out of dodge and bunkered up elsewhere.
Have you seen the /a/ threads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367935
Are Kiki's dogs or burds
Truely a mystery

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367942
They're dogbirds

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367946
No they're not
They're burd-dogs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367935
The only babies I'm giving my Kiki is the one me and my waifu have. She is my maid, not my cumdump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367935
>Fluffy Kiki

So, this is what it's like being a Yukari fan in a /gup/ thread, minus the tanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367951
Good man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367931
That's all part of the human condition though. It'd be just a normal facet of life. You compete with everyone over jobs and attention. Everyone has talents, and are better than people at certain things, and vise versa.
Some monstergirls would be better at certain things, like raiju being safer working risky electrical jobs, and many monstergirls would find difficulty in jobs. It woudn't just be a case of women getting jealous or being objects of jealously for their advantages; it would be a case of HUMANS getting jealous or beig objects of jealousy.
Gender isn't really a factor in this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367504
Oh god my heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367942
Even better, they fall under the wolf family.
They however in my eyes seem to be a hybrid of dogs/wolves and harpies.
Which explains their fluffy, feathery tail and the remnants of feathers on their hands, which used to be wings which were lost to better perform their duties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367953
Is Yukari this girl? Never got into GuP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367964
>Dragging wolfgirls down by associating them with KC's 4th biggest mistake, kikis

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367951
Your waifu must not be very happy with the headpat/ear ruffle and general payment arrangments with your maid then.

Unless of course you are paying money.
In which case you really should double check if the maid you have hired truly is a Kikimora.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367923
It's not doomsaying if it's true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367935
>Kikimora dominatrix.
I image she'd get really into it.
And she be really fussy during aftercare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367972
The first 3 biggest mistakes were Cait Sith, Cu Sith, and Alps, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367953
Is Yukari as fluffy as a Kiki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367953
>Not being a Rosehipfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367980
And in that very order too. What scarily good prediction skills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367983
Fluffier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367974
My waifu found her on the streets, abandoned in the rain, and brought her back home.
Both of us give her headpats and a great amount of love, and I'm sure she is going to grow up and be a wonderful woman and do the same with her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367974
>Cheshire shows up at Anon's house claiming to be the maid
>"...You're the Kiki maid?'
>'Absolutely, master~'
>"You don't look like a Kiki."
>'Genetic mutation'
>"And you have big meaty claws and paws instead of, you know, bird feet"
>'From my mothers side of the family.'
>"And your feathers seem... glued on? Are they falling off?"
>'Good sir! I'll have you know that I have a rare skin disease that causes my feathers to shed uncontrollably!'
>"But they're different colo-"
>'That also causes my feathers to be different colours!'

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367959
It would be a case of some Monstergirls invalidating their achievements just by existing. Like if a Tanuki moves in and starts making more then any Female CEO out there, it makes them look bad. Or after cheering on an athlete that can compete with men an oni outmatched both of them. Or simply men getting disillusioned with women and heading to Monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

Scary winter bears

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368013
>Like if a Tanuki moves in and starts making more then any Female CEO out there

But that "female" bit is needless. The tanuki would make more than every CEO out there. Like I keep saying, in the case of jobs, gender isn't a factor.
In athletics, monstergirls would have their own divisions, completely seperate from men and women, and most likely seperated further to monstergirl type.
The only point which is really valid is your last one. And even then, that's not really something which makes girl and monstergirl friendships impossible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367997
>calling you 'sir'
>not 'master'
That's the biggest red flag right there.

[Anonymous No.]

Now I'm imagining a Kikimora in a latex leotard, complete with latex stockings and gloves, holding a horsewhip and grinning.
I didn't want this boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368033
>"Did you just call me sir instead of master?"
>'Speech impediment.'
>"But that's not how that works."
>'Eye don't speak gooood English.'
>"What's your native tongue?'
>'Bocce.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367967
That would be her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368034
Monster girls and latex are a deadly combo

[Anonymous No.]

>The queen of hearts is still a virgin
>Every time a man fucks her, it turns out it was a cheshire all along

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367980
There's nothing wrong with the Siths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368034
Quicksilver is that you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368083
I miss Quicksilver.
He hasn't updated here in a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368088
I miss him too anon. I miss him too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368075
You know you furfaggots are justifiably loathed here right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368032
With Monstergirls our entire economy would collapse. Not to mention the massive clash with culture.

Lots of technology gets simply invalidated with the introduction of Monstergirls. Most medical treatment for example would be instantly inferior to magical treatment.

Why have a doctor treat your broken bone, when your local slightly yandere Shirohebi can fix it in seconds with a bit of magical energy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368083
I like women older than me, so no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368094
That moment when the most intense prejudice against monster girls comes from not The Order, but the healthcare industry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368099
It seems like everybody forgets almost half of his work, he did some great onee-san stuff too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368072
>Anon at work doing shit on the computer
>Cheshire co-worker leans in behind him wondering what he's doing
>Tells her to fuck off because he's working
>"Hey Anon, I couldn't help but listen to your convo with the boys at the bar last night."
>'About how I fusked the Queen of Hearts. Yeah, I was just... drunk. Kind of stumbled into Wonderland half drunk and I think I got captured by the Queen of Hearts and we had sex or something. It's a haze. Also, fuck off.'
>"Hmm. Interesting. So you don't remember at all?
>'Fuck off. Also, why?'
>"Oh, no raisin. Just that it was me, Anon. It was me all along"
>Cheshire walks off with a wink while Anon's stuck frozen in time because he stick'd his dick in his co-worker he absolutely despises

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368104
>Health industry spending billions in anti-monster propaganda
>Shows a full documentary about men becoming squids, monsters and slimes after receiving care from monsters
>Shoggoths all lose their job because of it
>Mindflayers are banned from becoming psychatrists
>Wendigos have to go back to the mountains

But for real, some of the incubisations sounds scary at first

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368110
Yeah but then he got into 5 year olds and diapers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368112
Every time.
>It was me, Barry! I shit your pants!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368128
There is that, but that doesn't mean his onee-san stuff wasn't neato as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368093
You know you little shits who get your panties in a knot over everything here are literally made fun of universally, right?

Fucking literally worse than American university students who whine and complain about safe spaces, unwilling to accept that sexuality isn't nearly as static and narrow as you believe it is.

Does that mean I condone shit like futa and yuri in this thread? No, because I know how you retards froth at the mouth at the idea of people liking what you don't like, but saying that Siths are furfaggotry tier when at most they're a regrettable drunken stupor over wives is hilarious.

Grow up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368128
I don't think he suddenly just spontaneously "got into" it. Just wrote about them, and in the case of the diapers, wrote about 4 lines in an otherwise hot story. Everyone, himself included, made such a big mess of it all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368141
What a load of Bollocks, now run along to /b/ and /trash/ and spam your furshit there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368094
That's making assumptions that magic even works on Earth. Various scientific laws make the entire concept unlikely to begin with, but then most monstergirls wouldn't be able to function if you use our world's science on them so who the fuck even knows?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368141
I agree with you I guess, but please don't start. Flashing your opinion isn't worh some big derailing shitstorm. Sure this thread has it's falws, but if you treat it like a movie or a tv show or something like that it isn't so bad. You just accept and ignore the flaws so you can enjoy the good bits because jesus fucking christ what is the point of getting so upset at something that you can't change?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368141
I fully agree with this sentiment but would advise you not stir the pot as to avoid another 3 hour block of meta-posting and doomsaying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368141
Siths are furfaggotry, furfaggotry doesn't go here.

Otherwise, I'd agree with your points about the whole safe space thing. This thread really is incredibly infantile and oversenstive.

Don't care about your shit with the "nonstatic sexuality" though. You want to post furshit, the siths included, go on >>>/trash/.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you all prepared for...Liru?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368168
I mean yeah, i guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368157
>You just accept and ignore the flaws so you can enjoy the good bits because jesus fucking christ what is the point of getting so upset at something that you can't change?

Who said you can't change the threads? They're constantly fluid. If you can post, you can change it. Why accept a flaw when you can make it better with effort?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368157
>>15368158
Are you actively defending furfaggotry being posted here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368172
>Why accept a flaw when you can make it better with effort?
Because it absolutely is not worth that effort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368176
No, I'm saying it's unfortunate that people are so closed-minded here but I understand it and don't want it to change because it's perfectly comfy here without.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368141
The amount of logical fallacies and faggotry in your post is off the charts. Fuck off back to TFT if you want to jerk off to furry futa genderbending yuri that much, shitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368177
All it involves is sitting at a screen and typing out words. Making a sandwich takes more effort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368183
>it's unfortunate that people are so closed-minded
And this is why we don't like furries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368172
There are elements of the thread you can't change though. Don't like doms/subs? Good luck converting the other side or chasing them off. Want yuri? All you'll achieve is a burning thread. Hate cutesy shit? We're on /jp/.

I'm not saying I'm personally for or against any of these, I'm just using examples.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368188
I guess the gift of shitposting comes easier to some than it does to others.

>>15368191
k.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368183
Don't engage them, there's nothing good that could come out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368093
>>15368141
>>15368160
>>15368152

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368193
I suppose in all those cases, you have people changing in the other direction, and kind of pushing back.
Maybe with enough subtlety over time, changes to something even like that can be made.

[Anonymous No.]

Can I report these furfag meta?

[Anonymous No.]

>this conversation right now
Are you seeing this? And furfags, /u/shits and /d/ try to say they don't try to push their garbage into this thread.

All it takes is one salty cunt to go on a copypasta-esque bait rant and they all come crawling out of the woodwork.

[Anonymous No.]

Anons please relax. You need to hang out with your cat waifu more.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368202
Don't know about some of those posts you're replying to, but that filename is right, I love this image so much. There's so many things you can apply it to in this thread.

>>15368216
Falseflag-kun, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368132
>Remember that time you fapped under the covers and when you pulled the covers off your cum was gone?
>IT WAS ME, ANON! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!

[Anonymous No.]

This still isn't as bad as it once was

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368209
Being all accepting and shit is how the MonMusu threads degraded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368210
Why does this pick always make me giggle like a motherfucker

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368219
>Don't know about some of those posts you're replying to, but that filename is right, I love this image so much. There's so many things you can apply it to in this thread.

Let's see... anything with a snout (even Japanese-style "furry", drawn virtually identical to most manga/anime girls), yuri, monsterboys, futa, daughteru-riding, demonic silver, sub/dom/switch, ushi-onis, manticores, and there are probably more I can't remember right this moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368230
>demonic silver
Does that cause problems here? I don't recall seeing it ever brought up but I've only been here for a few months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368230
>demonic silver
Demonic money causes an uproar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368209

>>15368202

[Anonymous No.]

Did some one say Ushi-oni?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368235
>>15368238
Demonic silver weapons don't harm anyone. They just arouses them.

It triggers the grimdark anons who freak out about how even weapons can't hurt people. Maybe replacing demonic silver with just general nihilistic "MGE-land = dystopia/suffering/slavery" anons would be more accurate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368210
Wikihow lives in some weird alternate dimension where the laws of physics and causality either don't apply, or apply in ways we don't actually understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368186
Except I'm not from TFT you overly sensitive man-child. I'm tired of some monsters being absolutely refused to be talked about because it breaks the narrative of this OC deprived shithole.

Is that a little hypocritical of me? Of course it is, but the more and more people deny that this place is a molly-coddled safe space the more and more it becomes apparent that it's a good thing that most of the writefags are inactive and/or gone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368226
Put your cat daughteru back down.
When you (or your cat daughteru) are done hanging out, put her down gently and safely

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368240

>>15368157
>>15368158
>>15368160
>>15368172
>>15368183
>>15368203
>hurr safe space
>change the threads so they accept my shit fetish pls
>I agree with your faggotry

>>15368230
Don't even try to pretend that other stuff is anywhere close to the level of cancer as the first four.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368247
>The ones about self defence
AFTER IMAGES
WITH MASS

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368250
Are you that upset that nobody here wants to cater to your furry fetish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368261
>what did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368263
>h-he's fast!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368264
I didn't say jack shit about a furry fetish, now did I?

I'm talking about girls who literally get forgotten like Mimics when they just want to hug you and maybe Tatsumaki Senpukyaku you.

My stance is, and has always been if you want to do /d/ shit keep it out of the thread because it'll trigger you mongoloids like a successful black man triggers /pol/acks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368263
Wait, is that the one with the gunman and the pencil? I don't remember the afterimages thing at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368250
This is not a charity for causing cancer. If you want to indulge in your garbage fetishes, there are numerous places for it that aren't this thread.

This is a monster girl thread, not a futa thread, not a yuri thread, not a furry thread, not a shitting dick nipples thread. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368147
What are you people talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368268
>B-Bakana!

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how a mindflayer's tentacle hug would feel

[Anonymous No.]

RIP this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367935
>"Mastah!~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368278
Very nice.

[Anonymous No.]

Heh, furfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368273
Quicksilver's uncomfortable penchant for toddlercon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368263
>protip: to defeat the bank robbers teleport behind them

[Anonymous No.]

What would it be like at a beach full of monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368283
Tittykiki a cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368270
http://www.wikihow.com/Disarm-a-Criminal-with-a-Handgun
Method 2: Step 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368283
Why is she on my pillow, it will mess up the feathers

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367935
Holy shit, that's cute.
I love that guy's art.

[Anonymous No.]

Tiger's can be pregnant for just around 103 days, and will give birth to litters of 3 to 4 cubs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368273
Quicksilver. Writefag who does many things. He likes loli as well. The diaper thing is that he wrote a jubjub story where she had to wear something absorbent like that because she was just constantly wet with arousal all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368286
Oh, so nothing to do with real diaper fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368270
That was in the mass shooting one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368303
Not really, no. See >>15368300

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368287
>When someone breaks into your house, it's best to combo them into an Aegis Reflector

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368303
Sorry to disappoint you, anon, but this *is* /mgt/, where anything beyond extremely vanilla sex is cast out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368283
Oh man! Oh jeez! I gotta call my parents! The Kikimora maid they hired is starting to act strange!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368303
Yeah, people will say "it's the diaper story", but if you read it, there's less than five lines which only just mention it. There was no focus on it as a fetish at all, and it was literally only there for the function of aborbing the jubjub's sex juices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368290
Oh wow, that's great. You have to wonder who they get to do the drawings for all of these.

[Anonymous No.]

New fallout monster girl when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368311
>When being chased by ninjas, it's in best practice to set yourself on fire. Ninjas can't catch you if you're on fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368327
Someone who clearly isn't from this plane of existence

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368290
>Salamander Monk disarms her attacker

[Anonymous No.]

Would a nerdy Cheshire just use her powers to get books faster

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368314
>but this *is* /mgt/, where anything beyond extremely vanilla sex is cast out
What the fuck are you talking about? Have you ignored the breast milk oriented discussions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368283
>You are now imagining kikis from the olden days
>"Oh my I believe I'm coming down with the case of the vapors!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368330
>When you're on the run, it's best to go to a completely different dimension in space and time

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw that drawfag that was taking mofu requests never delivered
I'll never see that fat werewolf butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368338
>She hikes up her dress so you can see her bare leg

T-Too lewd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368341
You know what you must do, Anon
You must go on a 25 episode quest that'll have a lewd OVA and a movie

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368329
>Fallout
When will you faggots fuck off with turning /v/ monsters into monster girls. It's worse than the fucking xenomorph faggot(s).

[Anonymous No.]

Do not hire a maid if you are dating

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368298
That's up to 12 Tigers a year!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368352
She's just a maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368344
Six seasons and a movie!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368337
>Breast fixation
>Not vanilla

Oh anon, bless your little heart. I bet you think doggy style is exotic and taboo, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368350
Oh shut up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368337
Which breast milk oriented discussion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368329
>tfw you'll never be swarmed by a group of shortstack Gecko Girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368372
Several.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368350
You sound like you need a /v/ thing turned into a monstergirl to cheer you up, Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368378
Ammy is the cutest goddess!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368314
Are piss and general humiliation looked down on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368337
Anon, I can't tell if you're joking, but do you really think that breat milk isn't vanilla?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368329
Are there any new monsters in fallout4? I havent played it yet, and I probably wont do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368378
Allowing /v/ shit is the gateway drug to even more retarded shit like Blood and Night Elves or even Necrons

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368381
And the lewdest, if the posts about her brush techniques are any indication.
Hell, she outright has a huge fixation on other girls' breasts in the actual game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368385
I thought lactation was regarded as /d/-tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368389
Giant Mosquitoes
Cazador spin-off
Androids


That's about all there is for new enemies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368397
>A completely natural body function is considered /d/ tier
>Especially when it's not done in massive excess like dairy ocean levels

[Anonymous No.]

Every time an elf is raped they win

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368410
I guess that's the reason I could request lactation stuff on /a/ with little issue.
Also, when are you gonna write some lactating jocasta complex desert Tanuki stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368415
The correct method to make an Elf lose is to make the Elf rape you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368397
Then you haven't actually been on /d/, or any of the other lewd boards like /h/ where lactation is actually posted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368418
Exactly that is her losing control and become a beast like she accuses others of

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368418
Loli elves should take responsibility for their lewd bodies and the way they flaunt them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368415
What if I'm raped by an elf? Who wins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368418
Indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368415
>>15368418
So elves a rape of attrition to see who flips first?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368418
This is correct. Eventually even the most dignified Elf will get desperate.

They're all 100+ year-old christmas cakes after all.

>>15368427
God damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368325
Would you be making the same excuse if it was futa?
>The dicks only mentioned five times!

It's still in there and he knew it would piss people off, but he did it anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368423

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368433
Except this has nothing to do at all with futa you fucking futafag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368434
Guys help, I think she is winning

[Anonymous No.]

What is the best food to get a home delivery for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368441
Falling for her trap

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368283
>that feel when I'm too physically exhausted from work to tend to the Kiki.

[Anonymous No.]

What would milk from an alice taste like?

What would be the rarest types of monster milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368431
That is kinda depressing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368443
I'd like some Mist Continent takeout.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368451
Alices are not for impregnating

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368417
>Spoiler
No idea why you'd ask me something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368451
Lilim milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368458
Obviously. As the best monsters, of course their milk would be top-tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368433
Completely different situation, you're just playing the futa card as a thoughtless reaction. Why are you trying to bring it up, anyway? Got something you want to tell the thread?

The diaper wasn't a sexualised object of attraction. It was something which served a function, and then was removed for the actual sex to begin. At all times within the story, the focus was on the jubjub, and solely on her attraction.
If it was futa, I couldn't "make the same excuse" because it wouldn't be a background thing which could just be removed. It would be a fucking dick in the middle of sex, obviously. Even if it was mentioned five times, it would change the entire dynamic and point of the story, because it would be physically changing the focus of it, the jubjub.
Instead, it's an article of clothing which in the narrative, wasn't worn for sexual reasons, but practical ones.

I don't know how I can make this any clearer to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368453
But eating out makes your jaw tired. Wouldn't you rather come inside where it's warm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368451
Minotaur Milk is great as a body-building supplement.

Not exactly rare, but it would be difficult to obtain while they're in season, a lot of potential for broken bones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368437
That wasn't the point you retard. The point was he put /d/ shit in the story and /d/ shit is /d/ shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368434
Gonna cover her up in a blanket.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368464
This is something the smug Kakuen cashier at the counter would ask as her tail brushes against your crotch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368467
Only a sith deals in absolutes.
Or an autist. I think I'm beginning to tell which you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368458
>not thick milky Lilim with demonic Holstaur-esque features and a tendency to wear cow print attire

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368463
>Got something you want to tell the thread?

Yes, /d/ stuff belongs in /d/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368465
I'd imagine Minotaur milk would be like Whey powder and water on anabolics cranked up to 11.

Kind of lean tasting but holy shit you'll get ripped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368469
Wrong thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368469
Why are green skins that don't rape elves so great

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368478
No. Shall I explain the entire joke of the post to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368474
>I'll just try to discredit him by calling him an autist!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368455
Lies. Alices are for marrying, taking to wonderland on your honeymoon, cuddling them and talking to them as their memories come back, then impregnating while the residents of wonderland watch.

[Anonymous No.]

I kinda just want monsters not to rape me and for me to not rape monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368482
Because Orcs in general are great. They're like the most cockney/bogan motherfuckers on the planet and can refuse to rape.

[Anonymous No.]

Can you adopt an Alice

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368485
There's nothing to discredit. Valid points have been made, and your single response is to shout "/d/", with no actual supporting argument, over and over, without pause. Such angry, persistent outbursts are common signs of autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368451
>>15368455
>>15368488
I want to spoil a chubby lazy imouto alice. And never dick her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368482
Because it's all about contrast, subverted expectations, and showing that they're bros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368475
Muh dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368499

>>15368499
Then you'll have to spoil her from a very, very safe distance. Probably without hearing her or making eye contact either, depending on how her dumb "rape me" magic works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368509
It's OK, my Jabberwock Onee-san can cancel out the magic

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364112
>>15364115
>>15364118
>She's ecstatic to find her own otouto
>Wakes up next morning to an alp
Thats gotta suck

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368458
What about demon lord milk? Or is that strictly restricted to only being accessed by the lilim?

>>15368509
Alice rape magic works off the principle of "if a man's desire to protect a girl is strong enough, he will eventually rape her".

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368496
The point of the story was a jub jub with a diaper. Diapers are a /d/ fetish. Are you just ignoring this out of fanboyism for quicksilver or something? Because you seem to be more intent on laying out the insults and pretending you've made a point in doing so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368513
>rape+rape=not rape

Interesting. Two magical rape fields from two different sources will cancel each other out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368519
Liches need to study this

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368518
>The point of the story was a jub jub with a diaper

Except it wasn't. Did you read the story? The point of the story was sex with a jubjub. Even Quicksilver himself overstated the amount of attention the diaper thing would get, likely out of fear for how people like you would react.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364623
Pork liver would be closest to a man's, no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368524
Genkibus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368531
Yes. I'd know, I reasoned that for a story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368518
It's a practical human solution to a monster's problem of leaking 24/7, do you want to change her waterlogged panties every 30 mins? Do you want snail trails all over the floor like a damn slip n slide?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368536
>a practical human solution
Why not a practical monster solution?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368536
>Do you want snail trails all over the floor like a damn slip n slide?
>Anon slipping on his waifu's juices

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368539
There are some things mamonomana can't fix, for everything else there's mindflayers

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368523
The application of an applied unrape field is wide and varied indeed. People would pay by the bucket for a portable unrape device.
But how would you make the technology small and portable?

>Select all images with a store front
>Click until none are remaining
>Do so
>NOPE FUCKING DO IT AGAIN

Fuck Captcha.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to ride a wurm, in pretty much every way you can take that statement.

[Anonymous No.]

What do they think about? I bet they've seen some shit, being stuck to a Wock all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368542
>Anon! I wasn't expecting to see you so soon. I'm starting to think you're married to an Ushi Oni!
>"Nah, Doc. JubJub"
>Ah

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368545
>>Select all images with a store front
>>Click until none are remaining
>>Do so
>>NOPE FUCKING DO IT AGAIN
>Fuck Captcha.

I hate the ones where you need to click until they're all gone. They're clearly broken and never accept it, or pretend to then suddenly tell you the captcha was never solved. They also waste time because they can go on for ages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368545
>>15368558
>They're not using the legacy captcha
LaughingCheshi- wait, that's been used
LaughingTanukis.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368556
>Read a wock story
>One of those sucks the guy's dick
>Those teeth

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368476
Don't engage them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368558
>Select all images with rivers.
>Click every image that has water in it.
>Success
I don't understand how it works

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368568
Your waifu's mouth has teeth too. Don't worry, these things know what they're doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368556
They don't look very feminine, do they? I can't imagine them sounding like women when they talk, I can't get the idea of them sounding like black guys out of my head for some reason.

This bizarre and involuntary headcanon makes it impossible for me to enjoy wocks, because those weird ass things look creepy and having them sound like Issac Hayes as they lick me would put me off.

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>>15368558
When I see the store one like that, I normally just give up, click wildly for a second, then fail it and go onto the next.
Adopting Eightchan's Captcha system when? Only thing about that site it has over 4chan.

>>15368563
I've tried. Legacy Captcha is even more broken, to the point that every Captcha I get has an absolute 100% rate of failure.

Forget stopping robots from posting, this shit can't even be beat by humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368578
Anon they don't talk at all. Just think of them like pet snakes that happen to be attached to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368582
All you do in legacy captcha is type numbers. What are you, mashing the dial pad?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>15368578
>"Ay Dwayne! You see what dis crazy bitch doing now? She suckin' dis kid' dick!"
>"Ain't he like 12 an' shit?"
>"Yeah summin' like dat"
>"Sheeeit"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368578
I imagine that if they do talk, they're completely unserious jokers, and talk in the sort of accent you'd expect to fit that personality. Cockney, Boston, Danny DeVito... Take your pick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368589
I have seen multiple images over the past couple of threads from that artist most of which have been posted before

Its starting to get annoying

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368589
>cut his eyes out
Why doesn't he just wear a blindfold?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368591
Pretty much this. It makes me giggle to myself like a faggot, but there's something about the way they look that makes me assume they have deep masculine voices. I think it's because they resemble a monster from some trippy cartoon I saw ages ago where they all had this deep, stoned sounding voice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368596
>Danny DeVito
fuck you fuck you god dammit I don't want to think about that

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368578
always imagined they sounded like some chain smoking old lady

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368578
>Tentacles that sound like Isaac Hayes
>Not making you even even harder
I'd ask if you're gay, but we've gone beyond that. Are you even human?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368591
They probably talk like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhNLA6ftezo

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368578
I used to think a lot of things in MGE were weird and nasty, Wock tentacles were one of them. Now I just ignore them, at most I would put one on my lap an pet it while the Wock took a nap.

[Anonymous No.]

Look at dem big ole drills!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368609
>at most I would put one on my lap an pet it while the Wock took a nap.
What if it started meowing? What if it asked you for lasagna?

[Anonymous No.]

What tail tip is the worst shape for a succubus

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>>15368586
No, I understand that usually Legacy Captchas mean you just type in a number like a house number or something. I used to get that long ago as well.
Now, all I get is pic related. Believe me when I say that these Captchas are completely unsolveable.

I've sent in numerous Feedback forms, but to no avail.

God, the 4chan Feedback feature is absolutely fucking useless too, come to think of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368616
Serrated

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368602
>It's our character! We're the assmen! We lick your ass; all over the ring! And then: we start eatin' your jizzum!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368614
Those are some prime, bouncing warhorse tats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368616
Inverse penis.

inb4 that oglaf comic about the exact same thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368616
Barbed.

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>>15368607
Jesus fuck, that's pretty much how I imagine they'd talk and the kind of stuff they'd say too. I was stupid and looked at some Wock art during the vid and now they really are 100% wrecked because of my weird brain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368607
I fucking love this guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7_dNX9A5g0

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368619
>Not wanting a Succubus that can cut things with her tail

Now that we've established you're a villain, what kind of villain are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368602
>OOPS, OH SORRY I JUST DROPPED SOME MONSTER CONDOMS FOR YOUR MAGNUM DAHNG
>THIS GIRL'S A REAL HOORE

[Anonymous No.]

All Wock tentacles talk like the dragons from that Dark Holes video. This is hilarious fact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368615
Wocky-nee is already fat. I don't want her tentacles to be overweight too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368591
>Dude. Anon. Question.
>"What?"
>'Yeah?'
>Not you, Anonymous, shut up. We couldn't help noticing that you get skittish when the Wock's around
>Yeah, what's up with that. Are you.... are you an Alp?
>Are you blind?
>Yes
>He's clearly not- ugh. He's clearly not an Alp
>How would you know that? Are you an expert on Alps?
>...This conversation is ridiculous. Moving on: Anon, seriously, what's with the skitishness
>"Well, I mean... I just don't like big meaty claws t'is all"
>'Yeah, me neither'
>...
>...
>"..."
>'...'
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEhACMnttJ8

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368616
Square shaped

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>>15368634
wow rude Anon. Besides, her tentacles won't be fat. They're connected to Wocky-nee so it'd go to her instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368639
How does that work

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>>15368642
Oh. I know, I'll put tape around the tentacles mouth and only remove it on necessary meals, like lunch and dinner.

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>>15368441
http://i.imgur.com/ymfRSih.jpg

Here, This is the full size image, had to adjust the size earlier so 4chan would take it

here is Bonus image http://i.imgur.com/sDoYyCb.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368660
They're like Pharaoh's pet snake, they just want what's best for the Wock, acting like stern and protective parents. They don't want you to break her heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368660
Just get them the damn lasagna before they tusken raid your fridge

[Anonymous No.]

Do you have to hug yetis

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368666
But Pharoah uses that snake to rape tomb robbers for her perverse viewing pleasure!

[Anonymous No.]

Orc ojous getting bullied.

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>>15368638
>Due to Wonderland radiation Wock tentacles speak in sound clips
>Anon speaking with a co-worker
>"Hey Anon. My computer's giving problems again. It won't turn on!"
>'Did you try plugging it in?'
>Laugh track
>'Jesus fuck, Carol. Can you tell your tentacles to stop.
>I can't They do this all the time after we watched Seinfeld.
>Tentacles play the Seinfeld theme
>'Well then stop watching Seinfeld. watch something else!'
>Like?
>'Like... Uhh.'
>"Big Bang Theory!"
>'Shut the fuck up, Cathy'
>Laugh track
>'How about... i don't know, anything else that they won't pick off of.'
>Something boring?
>'Yes. Something boring. Anything to shut them up.'
>Boss: Have you tried duck tape?
>Cheering and clapping
>'FUCKING STOP!'

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368686
She looks elegant

[Anonymous No.]

Help. I can't stop thinking about alices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368666
I don't know, Satan. I don't think they should keep pampering her, she is lazy like that because they always do her work. Guess the only way to fix her is through hard work.

>>15368683
I ate the original lasagna and the one on the fridge is a veggie one. I hope they enjoy the little present.

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>>15368696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR8LFNUr3vw
Go watch Tim Burton's shitty sequel. That should stop your symptoms for at least 48 hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368698
...What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368698
You should be pampering her too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368698
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368703
She needs to learn how to take care of herself. How is she going to survive after I move away with my cute wife (when I find one).

>>15368702
>>15368704
.What?

[Anonymous No.]

Delicious brown onee-sans and ojou-samas are for pampering and being subservient to. Love them delicious pharaohs and wocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368534
Did you finish the sequel yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368718
No, still have no will to write in me. Sorry anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368725
Damn. Well, whenver you feel like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368713
Can you imagine a whole village of Onee-sans and Ojou-samas just waiting for you to pamper them?

[Anonymous No.]

You know what? I'm tired of pampering those old girls.

I want to be pampered by an Alice or Familiar. I'm going to sit at my computer all day everyday and demand them to bring me food and put me to sleep. Let's see if they like that.

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>>15368750
Dunno about an alice, but a familiar, being a summoned and commanded being, would definitely be suited to doing that for you.
But how would you prefer a familiar to put you to sleep? Magically, traditionally, or something else?

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>>15368761
Familiars are mischievous little shits, I wouldn't be surprised if the tables sometimes got turned.

If you want to get pampered by something little a permaloli shog would probably be the best bet though.

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>>15368769
You speak about not wanting something mischeivious, and then suggest a loli shog?

When creating a familiar, you could basically make her however you like for the summoning. You could make her the sweetest, most innocent little thing on the planet. Just don't mess up her summoning process.

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>>15368786
>You speak about not wanting something mischeivious, and then suggest a loli shog?
That'd be a different kind of mischievous; you'd probably still get "tricked" but in the end it'd all be for your good. From a monster perspective at least. In their profile the familiar is stated to take men for themselves when they're supposed to be helping the witches so playing by the book I can't see them being the best choice for living in the lap of spoil--uh, luxury. Headcanon is always a thing though.

[Anonymous No.]

Time to go to sleep, anon. You wouldn't a Human girl like me, would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368761
I want her to tuck me in and sing me a magical lullaby that makes me have sweet dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368807
Depends. You down for toe suckins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368807
Where is that jorogumo hiding her extra legs and abdomen? Or maybe she'd be a better shirohebi.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>15368686
What about p'orc ojous?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368807
Is that a rape trap

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>>15368801
All the ones helping witches are the ones summoned by the Sabbath.
Learn how to summon one yourself, and you could have a lovely little assistant, who for her whole life, has only known your presence and influence.
Hell, I'd do something like that in a heartbeat if I could, I think.

>>15368811
Would she slip into the bed with you and keep singing lullabies until you're fully asleep, and nod off doing her best to embrace you with her tiny body?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368807
Literally the worst sister in any piece of fictional media in human history.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368843
Pretty sure she would, and I would also use her little body as a daki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368826
What a gloomy demon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368843
I don't think you'd get total control of how your familiar turns out like typical fantasy because there's some world-bending fuckery going on with the MGE. Your familiar is going to be a monster and it's going to be a loli. The fact that the organization run by the things that made familiars in the first place can't stop them from being man stealing brats also implies that at the very least making them otherwise is a significant challenge/not worth the effort. It's another situation where you maybe could force them to be whatever, buy why not start with better material to begin with?

>>15368856
She took dicks for you, onii-chan!

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>>15368859
Would you modify her to make her body more condusive to daki-cuddling?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368026
Who wouldn't be scared? Such a grand and strong, soft and warm embrace... would tempt you to put off all of your plans for the day, I'd say.

[Anonymous No.]

>still no art of Familiar variants beyond one picture
Fug

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368856
>Literally the worst sister in any piece of fictional media in human history.
Why and who is she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368856
Back to /mal/, buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368883
Point me to an artist and I'll commission one dressed up as TailRed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368869
No, I like her little body trying her best to make me feel happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368890
I'm thinking of a Familiar that isn't the one in the profile art.

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>>15368888
in a nutshell girl who gets taken (2 and 3 not aired yet) from her family and indoctrinated as a state asset

she's a swallow and the anime paints her worst than she actually is (ie completely changes her characterization that made her human and made her a lol bond villain)

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to be friends with a ryu that has a weight problem!
I'm going to take her on dates and get her in frilly dresses despite her being a tomboy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368888
Lise from Muvluv Schwarzesmarken. She's impure, a Stazi dog, killed his friends, has cowtits, etc. She's probably not the worst sister ever but she does try really damn hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368898
Ah, I see. Different coloured hair or hairstyle, different tail and paws, or even more drastic differences?
Maybe even different shapes in her eyes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368890
There's plenty available on the drawfag sheet

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368906
Yes yes yes, maybe, and yes.
It ticks me off a little when people stick to the profile art so often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368888
>Tries to escape across the border from East Germany to West Germany with her family, including her "brother" who is a distant relative who came to live with her family after his family was killed
>Get caught
>Parents are killed
>Try to escape with your onii-chan
>Get caught as well
>They rape you and film it
>Tell you they'll show your brother the tape unless you work for them
>Agree to it for some inexplicable reason
>Turned into a swallow, which means your job is to fuck countless numbers of fat, faceless old men while pretending to be a simple prostitute or woman looking for casual sex in order to get information from them
>Finally reunite with onii-chan when you're sent to infiltrate his unit, which is suspected of planning to rebel
>Can literally just steal a mech and seek asylum at this point
>Decide to go along with your mission anyways, personally kill at least one of onii-chan's squadmates and friends
>The rest are tortured for weeks
>Onii-chan, who escaped the initial capture, comes to rescue them
>He gets away again with most of his friends
>Try to kill onii-chan in a mech battle, lose hard
>Sitting in your cockpit, your body mangled, slowly dying, you demand to know why this is happening, adamant that you've done nothing wrong and don't deserve this
>He finally gives you a mercy killing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15367915

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>>15368934
Well, she certainly sounds like she has no place among Heroes. Tis a Pity She Was a Whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368918
Yeah, I know what you mean. Sticking so feverently to a single design, right down to the hair, style and eyes in every picture doesn't make all that much sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368941
The owners of those plump peach shaped rears aren't going to laugh after I'm done with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368934
>Try to kill onii-chan in a mech battle, lose hard

This makes zero sense. Why'd she try to kill him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368941
I just want pizza

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368954
She wanted him to join the dark side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368807
I didn't need this before bed. In fact I would a Lise.

I would marry a Lise if it would save her life, physically and emotionally[/spoilers]. I know she was literally fucked up and I know Theodore had to kill her to prove loyalty to those outside the squad (and likely due to not having staff just to guard her) but damn do I wish she could have just been cared for and healed in the end.

Well... supposedly... I mean I didn't read it with my own eyes, but a LN reader reported it... the country falls to the BETA entirely anyway ;_;

Lichie, please. I need your help on this one. We'll do all 48 basic baby-making techniques for you to study if you do me a favour here.

I... didn't fall in love with her character, but if love could save her, you know...? But I could learn to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368945
Damn straight. You can have some design variation without going into donutsteel territory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368954
>"Do what I tell you!"
>"No you're telling me to hurt people and do bad things."
>"You betrayed me! You can't betray me if you're dead!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368807
I didn't need this before bed. In fact I would a Lise.

I would marry a Lise if it would save her life, physically and emotionally. I know she was literally fucked up and I know Theodore had to kill her to prove loyalty to those outside the squad (and likely due to not having staff just to guard her) but damn do I wish she could have just been cared for and healed in the end.

Well... supposedly... I mean I didn't read it with my own eyes, but a LN reader reported that: the country falls to the BETA entirely anyway ;_;

Lichie, please. I need your help on this one. We'll do all 48 basic baby-making techniques for you to study if you do me a favour here.

I... didn't fall in love with her character, but if love could save her, you know...? I could learn to. I'm not a harsh viewer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368959
>>15368974
This must be a new record for the most cancer in a single post on these threads in several months. Congratulations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368974
I sure hope the guy before you was exaggerating, because if not, you sound like one of the pussiest of whipped mother fuckers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368985
Well "the road to hell..." and all that. I'll add it to my newly created wall of "failure", just opposite the wall of "success" where 4 well-received OPs are hanging.

Although I am sorry that I didn't see people already outright stated what happens, at least from the anime's perspective before I went spoiler marking

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368987
Like I said, I'm not a harsh viewer. That and the anime, as one person already wrote, had to simplify matters due to time.

I see nothing wrong with wanting to help a literally fucked up soul, much like her brother wanted to. I also see that they didn't have the resources to save her, so what her brother did was necessary.

But I can dream of a world where Liches help bring people back to life and the cruelty of their former lives is undone, right? They'd love to have such a successful experiment, too, right...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368998
I was also talking about the failed spoiler making, overuse of ellipses, "talking" to "lichie", and emoticons which made the whole thing read like the sort of shit you'd find in the Deviantart comments section.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369007
Fuwa~fuwa levels more balanced than a March Hare or Wererabbit, while still pulling off the pseudo-bunny look? A masterful display.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369012
Why is that man crying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369018
Oh, I know. The good intentions were not failures in and of themselves. I'm actually a great deal more composed when giving feedback on art though.

[Anonymous No.]

If I hold a flashlight while walking will a moth come

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369007
That artist does not know how legs work, or what they look like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369026
He's found the greatest pleasure of life, resting on the lap of a Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369026
Well, helping to visualize the context of my post aside... I'd say it's because when he was looking forward to a "lap-pillow" he wasn't expecting to be a literal "head-rest".

That or he just wanted to look up into her eyes, expecting her to still be holding the book or cause it to float as she had been previously.

Still, that's some amusing equality I can get behind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368934
How... realistic

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369026
He wanted to look at her and see some tits too. She's resting her book on his face and he gets none of that

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369007
skinny moff!

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster besides spider should not have coffee

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369114
Uh, a ryu or sahuagin

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368900
Anyone have the Big Fat Cuddle Ryu image latenight drew?

[Anonymous No.]

>"A- anon, are you ready for me now?"
>You've been troubled in your sleep these nights, hardly having the heart to rouse her when you jump up at night.
>"The sleeping spell... Are you sure...?"
>She's of a mixed-blood, but the properties of magically-inclined dragons stands the test of time.
>"Sleepy sesame!" you joke, a questionable attempt to allay her worries.
>She cracks a smile and your own spell is successful when she finally chuckles.
>"Then, Anon, here I go...!"
>It was super effective.
>"Oh dear! Dear?"
>"Anyone...?"

For those Anons that stood against the spell, have a good night and take care not to burn down the thread. Instead enjoy some source: http://rif-art.tumblr.com/post/145019215982/commission-for-ibnsane or http://rif-art.tumblr.com/ and dream of an MG dear to you later this night!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369114
Dromouse, obviously

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369136
what happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369127
Enchanted Dragon anon here. Perhaps these are what you're looking for...?
Sketch: http://i.imgur.com/q6E0b4i.png
Colour: http://i.imgur.com/3ZaKTqy.png
Album: http://imgur.com/a/xL3SH

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369142
She enters her Awakened state, and her full power is unleashed. Few in the world will survive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369146
No, that's just a big Ryu. I meant a big fat cuddle one.

She may be an old Hag, but she's a cuddly old hag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369142
A paradox happens, the universe explodes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369152
Ah. Clearly I was thinking too much about the human being the one doing the cuddling and not the other way around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369152
Fat.

[Anonymous No.]

All I want is a Kikimora who has just the right amounts of thickness, plumpness and jiggle, to crawl into bed with me and cling to me all night.
Is this really too much to ask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369161
Yes. Try a good monstergirl instead.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

How homely are hellhounds

[Anonymous No.]

What exactly is a wight elf and why do I want to get captured by one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369170
When will we get porn of Shuten-Douji domming Kintoki?

[Anonymous No.]

Was Golem update the last KC we got?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369172
Homely-er than a warm hearth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369182
We're likely getting something this friday.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjkGGMxyxiA

Which 2 MGs will come to save you?

They can't be the same type of MG, both must have different colors, and one has to be taller than the other or identical in height.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369187
I was just curious because I've been out of the loop for a few days due to "STUFF" and it'd be a pain to backtrack through threads looking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369195
Kobold and Hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369195
>and one has to be taller than the other or identical in height.

So, what you're saying is, there's literally no restriction in height? I don't even know why you bothered to type that in that case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369195
Mantis and Lich.

But the real answer is that I'd save myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369195
I'll just go with my favorites of Crow Tengu and Vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369195
Minotaur and Holstaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369195
Dark elf and a blue oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369211
PAD has some good waifu material

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369275
>PAD Bast is a delicious brown loli catgirl
>PAD Anubis is just a traditional Anubis dude with a jackal head

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAxARJyaTEA

It's not fair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369283
nice shell

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368210
I throw my cats around all the time. They get places faster that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369283
I've read Uzumaki, I'm not falling for your futa hijinks.

[Anonymous No.]

>Hmmm!
A thick Vampire is pouting at you. You've really done it this time, knucklehead!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369319
the heck you going on about?

http://exhentai.org/g/644602/60fec0b0e5/

Jingai Shunman 7, Kanemaki Thomas

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369319
triggered, thanks for reminding me of Uzumaki

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369333
Better ask why she is mad

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369333
Hey, I just said that I wouldn't mind grabbing her a second dessert if she wanted one.
Not my fault she was still hungry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369338
I'm going on about snails being hermaphrodites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369340
>triggered
Oh yeah? Well just look at your fingertips

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369333
So why is so upset when she can just drain me a bit to punish me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369349
Sucking on boys doesn't solve everything, despite what Oral-Fixation-Wurm might say on the kids' show.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369348
your ear has spirals in it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369355
So does DNA. Let's see you wriggle out of that one!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369364
As the sun grows older, it will expand until it gets large enough to consume planets. The addition of a significant amount of mass to the sun will turn the orbit of the planets into a spiral ending in the sun, increasing the pitch of the next spiral.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369354
It'll make her less hungry and put me in my place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369375
Where da Anti-Spiral when you need it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369340
I wouldn't mind being Uzumaki'd if it was together with my waifu. Like those two lovers who entwined together and then went into the ocean. We could just make love, wrap around each other, and spent the rest of our lives more intimate and together than ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369302
At least there's enough cute cats, snakes, cows, dragons, demons, and whatever else to fill the void.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369385
I want Kali to dance on me!

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/sorry-feminists-if-discrimination-against-men-does-4401

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369394
She won't, but I'm sure you could convince Hera to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369408
Kali danced on her husband so why not me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369381
Blue board, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369414
Spoil-sport.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369397
http://www.clickhole.com/article/6-breathtaking-images-outer-space-put-perspective--4426

[Anonymous No.]

I like monsters that are average in every physical feature except with a flat chest

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369411
I don't know. I mainlly just wanted to post Hera-Ur. She's cute. And there's a Hera for pretty much any occasion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369422
I don't know who this Hera of yours is though. What's her Origin Story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369333
Countess please! We're working on bringing more men from the village! Please calm down!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369397
Maybe if men didn't withhold sex, they wouldn't be carried off by harpies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369433
Hah!
Those jub jubs tried to fly off with me and they couldn't even get airborne!
Granted, they're all younglings but the point stands.

[Anonymous No.]

Do Jub Jubs need rub rubs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369451
Yes. Especially on the titties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369451
Always, be it the head, the breast, or the belly.
There's a secret place you can do it too but only with good friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369462
Backrubs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369397
>"Yet when my pocket stones are too heavy for just one eagle to lift me, a second eagle often comes to help it, and the two eagles latch onto my penis together and fly with my flailing body into the woods. It often takes weeks for me to hitchhike my way back home."

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>>15369475
I want my boird.

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>>15369475
She's got a decent-sized rack for being a Crab-bird. I thought they only came in 'flat as a board'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369474
Yes, those are valid options.

[Anonymous No.]

You come here often?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369525
I'm in my house

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369528
Well the kinky Elf is there now and she's hitting on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369533
She seems thirsty so better ask if she wants water

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369525
Nah usually inside.

[Anonymous No.]

I made a color thing as a present for wockfag and wanted to post it here as well

Don't really know how to clean images

Or redraw

Or color really

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369571
Purple is my favorite color.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369571
Not him but I dig it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369571
What's that jewel between her tits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369475
Damn them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369571
Realized i forgot the hearts on Wock's wock


>>15369602
It's a diamond, like in as in cards, Cheshire has a spade

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>>15369571
>>15369622
Looks sharp!

>>15369602
Wonderland girl has a card symbol jewel.

>Diamond
Jabberwock

>Spade
Cheshire Cat

>Heart
Jubjub
March Hare

>Club
Dormouse

Now what exactly it means I don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369653
I guess Cheshire Cats have been spayed!

Geddit?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369653
>>Spade
>Cheshire Cat
cuck

[Anonymous No.]

Cheshires are cute and make great childhood friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369712
I don't know, they'd be a bit of a bad influence as a childhood friend, dragging you into all sorts of trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369716
You have to ground her wildness

[Anonymous No.]

Hot Springs seem like a nice place to bring your Onee-san to, don't you think?

>>15369571
>>15369622
Thanks again, the coloring looks really nice!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369747
But we're almost naked if we go to the hot springs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369747
I want to reenact http://i.imgur.com/uJ2CXmf.png with a big tittied Jabberwock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369769
could you reenact that with a flat chested wock

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369716
Every Wonderland girl would turn your life into a mess

>Alices causing you to go in an adventure everyday
>Jabberwocks trying to defend you and her pride and causing catastrophes in doing so

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369810
How is that a mess to have a jabberwock defend both you and her pride? That sounds like the opposite of a mess

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369653
Probably just fits into the Queen of Hearts' card motif.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369821
>She overhears other girls talking about how cute Anon is
>Organizes a fighting tournament to claim Anon
>No one wants to participate but she forces them to enter
>Makes all the girls cry after hitting them
>Anon and her are ordered by the principal to give apologies to everyone

And just wait until she hits puberty and her pride becomes all twisted

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>>15369721
I want to convince my Cheshire childhood friend to not go pull mischief by promising to go over to her house for a sleepover like she's been bugging me to do.
I want to have fun playing video games with her until it's time to go to bed, start unpacking my sleeping bag, and then notice her looking at me with a pouty face.
I want to ask her what's wrong only for her to pull up her sheets and start patting the bed.
I want to cuddle her as we fall asleep.

[Anonymous No.]

Beware the Reefer Madness!

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>>15369845
I wanna join the Fight Club at MGC High!
Also the Breakfast Club.
And the Paranormal Studies Club.
And the Nerdalingerdinger Comics and Vidya Club.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369875

>marijuana girl gets so high she smokes herself to death

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369897
This is why you shouldn't do drugs. Marijuana is more dangerous than heroin and meth put together! Didn't you see the old PSA where the kids smoked pot and then broke some coke bottles and drank shards of glass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369302
I've thought this too, too often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369886
Think you got what it takes to join the fight club huh?

They won't go easy on you just because you're a boy you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>People shitposting about me when I was asleep
Pfft, now that's a hell of a thing to read going down the thread...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369910
Bitch I'm quick as greased lightning outside the bedroom!

[Anonymous No.]

I like pious hellhounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369919
So what you're saying is that we need Hellhounds in habits?
Wearing nothing underneath.
Alternatively, shibari, BDSM gear, or lingerie.

[Anonymous No.]

Who here likes ahecow?
https://twitter.com/sepiascribe/status/740800457078104064

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369926
>Slutty nuns in BDSM and shibari under their clothes
Would they ask you to help them pray or punish themselves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369940
>Implying the two aren't one and the same

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369940
Hey, they have to do penis, uhh, I mean penance, every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369333
Imagine. You're just some peasant schmuck who was basically kidnapped and thrown into a suit to have dinner with the local countess. The huge table is empty except for you and her, and of all the seats, she picks the one opposite you, and spends most of the night asking you about yourself, your interests, your goal and aspirations. And then a candle flickers, and you're momentarily distracted by a curtain fluttering by an open window. Then the room descends into darkness for a split second, and before you realize it, this beauty is stroking your cheek and sitting in your lap. You're paralyzed but for the thunderous beating of your own heart, and the tide-like flow of blood coursing through your veins and gathering somewhere most immodest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369947
There's a difference. It all depends on who's getting off and with what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369952
Oh my. I'm not sure what's going to draw her attention more, my boner or my blush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369952
But why me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369963
You can't do that anon. Your innocent vulnerability versus your mortal lust will war for her attentions until her mind breaks and she decides to simply have it all. You won't see anything but flesh and bedsheets for a straight week.

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>>15369978
Will there be cuddling?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369973
She decided on a whim as she passed your pregnant mother that the liked the taste of your spirit. Being your shadow for decades kind of fostered an obsession

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369973
Igor doesn't really know what a good man is like so he just nabbed the loner who was an easy target.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369987
That's really uncomfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369987
I'm pretty sure I'm not okay with that anon.
If I'm going to have a vampire stalker, I'd rather it start when I'm a shota and she's a loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369990
Obsessions usually are. But does that speak of her, or you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370000
Her for being the stalker?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369996
I wouldn't mind a guardian angel type setup. To feel her hand in the major decisions in my life. The only issues are the near constant wet dreams I keep having, but I'm sure that's completely unrelated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369940
N-Nuns shouldn't be acting that way!

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please make sure to properly stock up on weapons and armor.
I'd be a shame to see you go hollow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370021
I dunno, Childhood friend romance with a Vampire heiress would be pretty good too.
The Little Vampire wasn't a great movie, but damn if it didn't give younger me a desire for aristocratic vampire girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370023
I agree. She needs a week in the latex dress!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370028
There's some beautiful girls down there. Go take a peek over the ledge...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370032
No! Absolutely not!

What next? Imp choir girls?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370023
If you think that's bad, you should see her give thanks at meal time.
http://imgur.com/WcTVpFm

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370028
Now that I think about it, hollowing and the undead curse in general would be horrifying for monstergirls to witness.
Like a loved one getting Alzheimer's but worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370037
Bawdy choirs? I'm okay with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370035
>Patches tricks you into various traps with hollows
>Always has to calm you down lest you toss him to a bunch of angry hollow girls.


>>15370041
That it would.
The only good end is to finish your quest and die in peace.
Tonight I finished Seigwalds quest.
Shine on onion bro, shine on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370020
Or you for not being comfortable with that level of devotion?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see a boxing match between a regular nun and a dark preist

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370053
The dark priest will just get the nun into a grapple and rape her with her tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370050
She's to blame for being so creepy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370057
Hope she takes the chain off first because that sounds painful

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370044
>Priest Anon is sent to run a church
>The nuns all have spadetails and are far too lewd
>Instead of altar boys there's shortstack girls with little horns and small spadetails
>All the church's visitors have red-skin, horns or black sclera
>Whole place smells like brimstone and depravity
>Priest Anon begins to suspect this isn't a normal church

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370058
You wouldn't even notice her. In fact, you would never realize if you didn't go out of your way to find out exactly why you were never afraid of the dark, why she seemed so familiar when you met for the first time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370069
Don't worry, Preist Anon is harem protag levels of dense. His obliviousness will protect him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370075
>Jesus appears before Priest Anon in a dream
>"Dude, seriously. Just hit it. I did. Wash their feet, y'know?"
>he wakes up wondering whatever that meant
>decides to follow The Lord's advice and was the feet of her congregation
>lots of hair and hooves down there, guvnor

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>>15370046
God, the undead curse being unleashed on the MGE world would be tragic.
Explaining it to monstergirls would be even worse.
>"I don't get it, what do you mean he's undead? Humans can't be undead, they're not monstergirls."
>"Stop dancing around it and tell me when he's coming back!"
>"...What's Hollowing?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370082
>her congregation
I err umm. HIS congregation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370073
It just seems like too much to stalk someone for almost every moment for his life for decades for little reason then she felt like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370082
All kinds of demons will begin to visit after they hear about how Priest Anon will do lewd things to their feet.

But he can't question Jesus. Better get to work, this is for a reason surely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370085
Crestfallen Monster Girls everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370085
That it would
Which is weird because DS3 feels so comfy.
Just exploring around, comfy music in the background and the occasional baddie to paste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370087
An idle whim turns to curiosity to interest to obsession to love

[Anonymous No.]

Who is the Spider Jerusalem of Monster Girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370094
She can do so much better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370093
It's only comfy until waifu gets got and Onionbro dies, then it's horribly depressing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370089
I wonder if Priest Anon will decide that since Jesus hanged out with prostitutes, he should too.
Classy Kejorou Courtesan, maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370099
Is there any one better at being you than you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370092
>"What do you mean he's not coming back?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370112
But there are better people then me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370118
But are they better at being you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370122
No?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370123
Then it doesn't matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>Don't worry, anon. I'll go ring the Bell of Awakening, and then we'll be together again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370108
Jesus would just appear before him occasionally, wearing a nice pair of shades and offering him bro advice.

Demon Girls would be all over him because nothing is hotter, for them, than having sex with a man of the faith. It's the forbidden fruit for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370124
She could still be choosing from the best of men.

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>>15370125
>I'll go ring the Bell of Awakening, and then we'll be together again!
That poor naive girl.
There's only one way an undead's journey can end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370138
Who the hell do you think we are? Row, row, row FIGHT THE POWAH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370129
Luckily they'll be too busy fighting each other over him, so Priest Anon will remain pure!

R-Right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370144
Well to quote his predecessor, who herded this same flock before
>I tap ass for the Lord!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370108
>Priest Anon decides to help prostitutes
>Thinks they'll by good, if misguided, girls
>They're the biggest, most violent girls immaginable
>Onis, Ushis, Goblin gangs, Succubi
>He just meets them with a smile
>Gives them some money from the collections, takes them for some hot food
>Behaves like a perfect gentleman in the face of tits and threats of rape
>Every hooker in now wants to ride him
Life is hard for a man of the cloth

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370143
Dark Souls isn't that kind of story anon, much as I wish it was.
I couldn't save Siegmeyer, I couldn't save Sif, The only person I could save is Solaire and he burned himself to death afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370137
"You"-ness happens to be the only quality she cares about. She's a monstergirl. They roll that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370152
It's all just a bad dream, waiting to end. Wake up, Good Hunter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366675
I'd help as many as possible, and I would waifu'd that dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370147
>His 'congregation' is just a bunch of Monster Girls who want to marry him.
>They can't bring themselves to rape him, since he's so nice and kind, instead they just try to seduce him at every turn.
>Priest Anon is 100% immune to their attempts, not dense, but he's able to keep a straight face and not lose his composure, even in the lewdest of scenarios.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370163
>not dense
Ya blew it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370164
Blinded by faith then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370147
Priest Anon is so nice.

I bet he runs a soup kitchen for all the hundreds of starving Mouse Girls in the city.

I also bet they want to have even more Mouse Girls with him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370169
HES BLINDED BY THE LIGHT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370184
REVVED UP LIKE A DEUCE
ANOTHER RUNNER IN THE NIGHT

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370183
Church Mice are all nice and cozy and dry in the church, but what about poor Junko?

[Anonymous No.]

Are we back yet?

[Anonymous No.]

no

[Anonymous No.]

In brightest day or blackest night, no evil shall escape our sight
Let all who worship evil's might beware the Wyvern's flight!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370192
Junko could have that too. If she stopped drinking. And she'll NEVER stop drinking.

[Anonymous No.]

Cute small Dragons are waking me up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370209
Gonna bully her.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be swarmed by piranha girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370253
They'd only do that in the dry season, when rivers shrink and they end up bunched together in smaller and smaller pools. They'd eventually end up accidentally rubbing up against each other without any way out of their shallow home, seething in growing lust. Those loli sahuagin bodies in their little red one piece swimming suits, frustrated and 'hungry'. Fall into that, and you won't come up without at least twelve wives.

[Anonymous No.]

Are we back? Have the yetis stopped hugging the servers and overheating them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370235
How? Do they jump up and down on you saying
>WILLYOUTAKEUSTOMOUNTSPALSHMORE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370250
Try and you'll get your ass kicked by her rider!
Unless that's you. Then I guess she's helpless. You fiend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370308
Do not blame the yetis.

[Anonymous No.]

Will you be cheering for anyone special?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370343
They would probably apologize even if they weren't to blame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370362
Second from right, although I don't know the teams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370362
That one in the yellow shirt is super cute, would cheer for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370343
No one could post for 3 hours, I'm gonna berate the yeti until she cries!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370362
>>15370370
>>15370376
From left to right: New Zealand, South Africa, Australia and Argentina, the Tri-Nations and the world's best amateur rugby team respectively.

They look to be a goat(?), a springbok, a kangaroo and a mountain cat, from left to right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370318
They are jumping up and down on me saying "mama is cooking breakfast and we should run away."
I like her food, but the kids don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370399
It's probably just a bunch of foods she heard are good for your stamina thrown together randomly and cooked in grease.
In other words, the good stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370402
Every meal is a new adventure. I just hope she doesn't put raging mushrooms in my plate again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370369
>You will never enjoy a cup of hot chocolate and a donut with your cuddly Yeti wife at Timmies

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370454
>You will never go to a Wetherspoons with a Cheshire for a few pints and some shitty pub food
The idea of taking monster girls to their regional pubs/restaurants/coffee shops is nice.

Like going out for Sushi with a girl from Zipangu or taking a Hinezumi out for Chinese.

[Anonymous No.]

>you'll never use a baphomet's handlebars

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370517
Watch out, you might become addicted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370517
>Lifting her by the handlebars and fucking her from behind against a wall while her legs dangle

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370480
>You will never take Charon to a soup kitchen

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370528
>H-hey! This isn't the movie theater!
>Here she is lads! Five cents a pop!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370533
>What a sticky situation I've landed myself in!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370528
>>15370533
Please don't bully Charon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370544
Hey, the way I see it I'm doing her a favor by paying 5 cents to every bum who sticks it in her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370362
My country has the cutest girl, shame I never really cared for the sport.

[Anonymous No.]

Voting exit with a Cheshire!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370567
you talkin the EU thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370567
Chatting about Cameron being a cunt over some fish and Chips with a Cheshire!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370527
I'm having some trouble visualizing the logistics of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370480
I bet Hellhounds would like anywhere that serves hot and spicy food, or pubs, Anubis will only settle for restaurants that require reservations...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370586
Basically she's kept up in the air by a mixture of her hands against the wall, her horns being grabbed and having a guy behind her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370586
Here's a handy illustration.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370599
Oh my god

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370605
What? Should I add smiley faces?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370599
Better than Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370617
Umm, yes. No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370614
No. It's perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

Ara?

[Anonymous No.]

Why is pretty much all of the useful info on Dark Matters hidden away outside of the profile? They're actually really interesting, but the profile makes them out to be nothing but living floating nukes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370711
>tfw the enemy army got Dark Matter.

GG

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369385
Multiple arms can be quite the sight! Quite the delight! Sorry, I've no source.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370692
Gonna attack the underside of her scales while she sleeps!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370760
>Sorry, I've no source.
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=943594

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370760
>Sorry, I've no source.
Got your back, it's this guy http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=943594

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370153
I'd like to say that, that applies to more than just MGs. It's not always about the best of the best and it's interesting how some don't see that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370801
>that applies to more than just MGs
No, it really doesn't. It's a quintessentially fantasy trait.

[Anonymous No.]

Be careful when you step onto a gator girl's river boat for some gambling

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370785
>>15370788
That cute paladindunuffin in that image set tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370785
>>15370788
Ah, many thanks, Anons! It's one of the few files I have without an artist. I even found the exact compilation it's part of: http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=23777832!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370811
My apologies. I should've explained what I meant better. Indeed, it's not the only thing we care about since we can't afford to in most instances, not for our own sake or the other person's.

What I meant is that someone being who they are does matter more to people often times than just "doing better" or being with "the best of the best".

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369385
>>15370760
Well, while we're on that topic how about multi- more than two eyes? She's no Gazer, but I'd enjoy this perspective.

And since people actually seem to care about source, I took a moment to look for it: http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=55771951

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370896
>"I'd enjoy this perspective"
>not having to choose where to look
I mean, I'm all for time and place... but I'm all for simple solutions too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370821
what is the worst that can happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370867
>omeone being who they are does matter more to people often times than just "doing better" or being with "the best of the best".
Eeeh. Perhaps. On a very shallow level. Push comes to shove and that kind of "you"ness isn't even a thing to be considered.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370896
Only good three eyes is best W101 Girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370980
Weird tail. Is she a hellhound or a hellcat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370980
>no flamey eye wisps

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370980
that is a tiny glass

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370980
What madman thought it would be a good idea to cross a hellhound with a cheshire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370980
Oh it's just a lamehound

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370988
It has a bulb looking thing at the end so manticore maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370991
Like all hellhounds, she's just wonderfully big and tall.

>>15371001
Eh, maybe, but that tuft shape is common of big cats like lions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371001
Hell Manticores, and I thought there was enough rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371001
That's just a tuft of fur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370980
Looks more like a Cathound

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370980
Did someone make a Cheshire/Hellhound hybrid? I demand to know who's responsible for dooming us all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370980
She a cute

[Anonymous No.]

Tigers sure do love liver, don't they...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370980
she needs some clothes

[Anonymous No.]

>Hell-Chesire
>Teleportation, both with a hellhound's and chesire's methods
>Power to manipulate hellfire
>Invisibility and intangibility, right down to individual body parts
>Incredibly intelligent, with the mind of a master trickster
>Strong enough to stop a speeding truck
>Can float and levitate at will

>At night, she'll scare and taunt her targets, staying completely invisble except for her eyes, leaking fire like candles in the darkness, disappearing and reappearing everywhere to disorient her prey

How do you fight such an opponent?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371073
Ignore it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370981
>W101 Girl.
The reference is lost on me, sadly. Enlighten me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371092
Immorta from Wonderful 101.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371059
I thought they just like meat

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371103
I went to the zoo yesterday and all the cats went straight for the liver when they were being fed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371107
I don't blame them. Have you ever eaten a liver before? Shit's delicious. So tender and full of flavour, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371114
Liver & onions is god-tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371114
I have, but I thought it was alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371107
I didn't get to see feeding time when I went to an animal sanctuary, most of the big cats were sleeping and most of the rest didn't want anything to do with people. A couple tigers were very interested in me though, which was a little disconcerting. I did hear one actually chuff once. It was cute.
>>15371114
Kumiho pls go

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371119
Jaguars were the cutest cats around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371073
Spank her since she's a cat. But then that'll give her the chance to plant her ass on my face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15366268
>>15366296
Th-thanks you too...
And good looking out dude, i missed those details.

>>15366273
I'm glad you like man! I've been streaming somewhat regularly on picarto if you ever wanna watch o/

https://picarto.tv/snibako

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371119
No idea what you're talking about, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371073
Throw water at her. Both the fire and the cat worst enemy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371125
I saw a serval and a caracal living in the same enclosure, the caracal was sleeping, and the serval hissed at us for being too close. Way too cute. Also they had a cheetah that was so old he was blind. He got around by smell, knew where everything was in his enclosure. I was hoping to see the one ocelot they had, but ocelots spend all day asleep.

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>>15371114
Kumihos kidnapping humanboys and installing windows in their abdomens to have instant access to their delicious, juicy livers when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371137
>eating drugged food so I can lose my liver
the titties are rocking, but I like to be able to live.

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>>15371140
Last time I saw a cheetah at a zoo it was a young one and probably high because it kept making these loops in the air right at the glass, like it was trying to catch its own tail by jumping behind itself.
Cheetahs in the wild do drugs, don't they? Thorn apple or whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371114
I agree, it's also pretty good for you health. I eat it once a week.

[Anonymous No.]

I would run from Kumihos

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371144
The liver regenerates though, just stay off the sauce.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371146
Only speed

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371144
You liver will regenerate, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371136
No problemo Snib.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371153
>stay off the sauce
Nope, fuck that, I drink like an Irish dockworker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371152
I would irrumate Kumihos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371156
I feel the need. The need to fill Charon with my seed!
>>15371163
A working Irishman? Oi, oi, oi, what's all this then?

[Anonymous No.]

So how about those harpies

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371166
getting the Irish to work is easy, pay them in whiskey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371152
I would marry a Kumiho.

And a Rusalka

At the same time

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371169
The Harpies still wage their eternal war against the P'orcs.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster won the 'least likely to rape you in your sleep' award

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371184
Manticore. She wants you wide awake. She wants you to see what she does to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371184
Kobold

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>>15371184
That brings up a curious question. If this really isn't the place for it then it's fine if no one answers... But does that "trope" of finding your partner "getting you ready" or stimulating you to wake you up have any decent basis in real life?

It sounds like the sort of thing you'd have to have a talk about first, which may or may not be as awkward as having "the talk" with your children later on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371176
Would the Rusalka gnaw at your penis while the fluffball ravages your vital organs? 'Cause that'd be hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371204
What the hell is slut saying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371200
Kobolds are too pure to sleeprape. They'll cuddle up to you, and ask you if you want to get ready for the coming day with sex when they wake you up in the morning.

[Anonymous No.]

I think mindflayers are nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371184
Dormice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371213
All glory goes to...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371213
Me too. I want to do this to one and then wrap her tentacles around my dick as an onahole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371212
I'd love to wake up to a chubby little kobold snuggled up to me.

[Anonymous No.]

Paladin women are monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371248
The best monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371259
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371275
The real monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

Undead Tier List:

Low Tier: Zombie, Mummy, Ghost, Skeleton

Mid Tier: Dullahan (not really undead but who's counting), Will-O'-The-Wisp, Ghoul

High Tier: Lich, Jiang Shi, Pharaoh

The Nature of Man Tier: Wight

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371277
And on that day Scarlet Bitch the mentally scarred Lilim was pushed too far and she spoke the words "no more Monster Girls".

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371287
Fun fact, doppel gangers are undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371248
Yan Paladin when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371287
Bump up ghost and your list will be perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371184
Is hugging rape? Yeti or Wendigo

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371300
>Paladin onee-sama finds a neighborhood boy masturbating in an alley
>It's a Kitsune mag
>She flips out
>One day she corners the boy in that same alley
>She's wearing a fur gauntlet
>"So you like fluff, do you boy?"
>By the end of it he's got a rug burn on his dick and he's crying like he's dying
>She kicks him in the dick and walks away

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371184
>rape you in your sleep
A Thunderbird would want you awake.
She'd want you drawing closer to her body than any lightning...
And the moans of you both ringing louder inside of her head, than any thunder.

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>>15371300
GO BACK ON YOUR OATH? HAHAHAHA. YOU CAN'T GO BACK ON YOUR OATH. I SWORE MY BODY AND MY SWORD TO YOU! HAHAHA!

WHAT'S A MATTER? IS A HUMAN'S BODY NOT AS PLEASING AS A SUCCUBI'S? HAHA. THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE WHEN I SMOTE HER LIKE THE HARLOT SHE WAS, PRICELESS!

YOU CAN'T FORSWEAR YOUR OATHS! NOT REALLY! YOU WANT TO SETTLE DOWN, MAYBE BECOME A FARMER AND FUCK ME FULL OF YOUR CHILDREN! I KNOW IT! HAHAHA!

NOW JOIN ME IN THE WEDDING BED, MY HUSBAND! OR I'LL SMITE YOU JUST LIKE I SMOTE HER! HAHAHA! YOU'LL BE MY SECOND SMITE! A HUMAN! HAHAHAHAHA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371345
He deserved it for NTR'ing her. Especially if he promised himself to her as childhood friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371100
After some brief research, I've come to understand somewhat...
Bonus: (you'll know which image) http://pomki.tumblr.com/post/82760935760/4chan-a-drawings-2

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371338
is her fur gauntlet real kitsune fur

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371358
The best thing about trieyes is that you can turn one eye socket into an eyeholepussy without her losing her depth perception.

[Anonymous No.]

Do flat chest holsts even have enough milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371364
Sure, it's more creepy like that. She might have attacked a Kitsune just to make that gauntlet out of her fur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371345
Now I'm imagining her and the Elf having a screaming match. Yan harem when

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371369
>eyeholepussy
>depth perception loss(?)
>sacrificing an eye for kinky sex

I'm barely composed enough right now to say:will delete in due course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371345
>her face when chasing down monstergirls she saw you talking to

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371386
That's a very cute girl with pretty eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371393
I was just buying bread

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371345
Well I'm running away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368341
I'm that drawfag, don't feel really motivated to do anything lately but I'll get to it when this passes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371393
Why is she showing her beautiful Human body like some whore Succuslut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371410
she is a succubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371393
Chill out, Paladin

Will delete in due course

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371372
Nope and that is good because they would not get married

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371409
Ganbatte.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371415
Succusluts can't be Paladins, or yan for that matter. They're all NTR all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371420
>TFW nobody will ever tell you ganbatte

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371424
She doesn't know she is a paladin

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371428
fek for got the period in between the two. She doesn't know she is a succubus to herself she is just a paladin

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371424
Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369747
I wish we had more towels wrapped around Monster Girls, it's such an enticing look

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371440
She looks tiny

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371448
She probably feels tiny too

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371437
Unaware corruption could be nice, too. A nice Paladin getting corrupt but just thinking it's original sin making her lust for her childhood friend's cock, but controlling it enough to live a normal, loving life with him would be very cute. I hope she wouldn't feel bad about only making daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371409
>>15371420
>>15371425
In spirit this makes 3 right...?

[Anonymous No.]

bad kitty goes in the dungeon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371451
I was more thinking born a succubus but raised in a convent so corrupt from the start, but your idea can be cuter

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371452
Thats probably the best ganbatte someone could hope to receive

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371437
>>15371451

Then where are her horns and tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371455
That cat looks fairly soft despite being in a dungeon.
Then again, a soft prisoner is one whose less likely to escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371479
>a soft prisoner is one whose less likely to escape.
Exactly. I wonder what she did to get put in there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371468
They're just the Demon Lord taunting her with illusions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371479
It's also a pretty clean dungeon, as much as it's dressed up to look weathered somewhat. That can only mean it has a very specific use. So worry not! (I think)

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you barely delete a reaction image in time
feelsgoodman.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371485
Eating another mans lunch most likely.

>>15371487
I guess.
Only similar dungeons I've heard about belong to men who sniff mice.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a barbarian conqueror and raid a Paladin convent and kidnap a cute Paladin girl to be my cuddleslave. I'd force her to give me lap pillows and headpats and cheek rubs every day after work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371491
>Only similar dungeons I've heard about belong to men who sniff mice.

There's also the dungeon of the guy who fucks kobolds, let's not forget that.

[Anonymous No.]

>Jocasta Desert Tanuki
Somebody explain

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371409
>>15371409
There, there, Anon. Perhaps in the next day you will find it. Or not... simply find it, but summon and shape your own sense of motivation!

Attempt to give advice:
I'm not sure when your birthday is, but on my recent 21st I found that just keeping conscious of that, of the fact that I have a new personal year ahead of me, which not everyone gets to have... it CAN be inspiring and uplifting, even if I can't hinge everything upon that thought

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371512
So there's this Tanuki, right?
And she's in the desert

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371455
wut

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371522
Breaking News: Cartoon Network implements subliminal messages in their Cartoons with naked Cat Girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371468
Hidden with magic

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371512
A Desert Tanuki with a Jocasta Complex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371522
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=4213451
here ya go anon

2bh I'd like this artist better if they didn't draw the boob so incredibly saggy but eh, can't have everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371546
Explain further. Why do people want it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371539
That explains those Gumball vids...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371514
What if a kiki did that gif to her young master

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371562
That's forbidden. Patting Mastah's head is against reason and god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371562
Maids can't headpat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371550
A busty shortstack with fantastic monetary knowledge, a big bushy tail, and a taste for husbando husbandry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371562
She'd relish the moment while sniffing his hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371570
>>15371572
What if you asked a maid to do that

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371584
She would refuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371584
That is one step on the road to becoming the butler to your mistress Kikimora so beware the role reversal

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371572
Yes they can.
While you're sitting, they draw you into their bosom, drape one arm over your shoulder and around your back, rest their cheek on the top of your head and gently stroke the back of your head with their free hand.

It can only be used in limited circumstances, but it's still technically a headpat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371562
>young master
She's going to metamophose into an Onee-san.

>>15371584
She would indulge you, just as if you asked her to masturbate you.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a tomboy Kikmora childhood friend that wears spats with her maid outfit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371562
>Young master is upset
>Kiki wants to be affectionate, yet appropriate
One single, whispered phrase comes to mind: "...FIRMLY GRASP IT"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371602
Would you make mess around her to set her off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371595
Still wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

From 0 to 10 how raped is a guy who just declared himself to his childhood friend who is also a yandere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371615
0 it isn't rape if she loves you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371615
Depends on her personality. If she's into vanilla he's probs about 0 raped as long as he puts it in her willingly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371611
I want to commit that sin. I want my maid's cheek all over my head and her fingers running through my hair.

[Anonymous No.]

Side hug the yetis

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371630
You're unbalancing the order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371636
Sandwich the Yetis on either side with a hug. It'll leave them stunned for a few moments, long enough to turn the tide. We outnumber them anons!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371639
Welcome to the New Maid Order

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371636
Hug a Yeti on front of a Yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371639
One day I shall sub for my maid, that I swear. I will beg her to headpat me after work, I will give her lap pillows and feed her ice cream, and I will make her jerk me off with an onahole and inject my semen into herself with a medicine syringe to get herself pregnant with my child!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371646
Maids can't handle that kind of power.

>>15371655
You need to be reeducated.

[Anonymous No.]

if you hug a yeti in front of another yeti is that hug ntr

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371577
Yeah but why ask the dudebro who posted a monsterboy for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371615
Probably 0 since it would be built upon strong trust for each other and love made with shared likes, so when they declare it will be consensual for them both. Plus, it's likely the guy knows she has yandere tendencies so using that info, he can make it the day ever for her by telling her how he truly feels

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371661
Only if the other yeti loves you. Otherwise it's just hug exhibitionism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371660
I'll dress her as a princess and wash her back in the bath! I'll rub my rock-hard dick on her lower back until I explode all over her spine in a stupor of forbidden pleasure and shame!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371660
Oh, but they can. They know they can only go so far without the ring, yet the also know the ring does not grant absolute power. Get the wedding bells ready! ...or not, I mean a Kiki doesn't have to me romantically interested to be caring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371611
I said the circumstances where it's acceptable are limited. I meant limited.
It's reserved for the death of a family member, close friend or long lived pet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371661
Really no need to go there.

Perhaps if you did it to make the other Yeti jealous, or you hugged the one who asked for a hug first, last instead (provided the one you hugged first wasn't your wife) then it would be bad.

In 90% of most other situations it would just be a coincidence... or you getting roped into a session of trying out new hug techniques.

[Anonymous No.]

This Kiki is smug because she knows Mastah is addicted to her headpats and has become her slave, whether he knows it yet or not. She will use her power to gain more and more headpats for herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371627
She's a Basilisk

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371693
As long as she puts a ring on it, she can have first claim to any and all headpats. As a proper wife she'd then not have to fear his of headpatting other ones, be they younger lasses or troubled friends of the Master and Husband.

Before marriage, yes, she'll probably be inclined to freak out a little bit, but hey! At least she's giving headpats in return for headpats. Sounds like a good deal to me, eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371708
Soon their waking moments will be consumed by mutual headpatting. Their cheeks nuzzle together as their hands stroke each other's hair without end. One day they will be headpatting each other straight out of the bath, naked, and it happens. Mastah's erection finds its way inside her. They will have accidentally discovered heatpatting sex, the ultimate taboo.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to earn headpats from my waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371693
DEVILISH
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[Anonymous No.]

>>15371714
>headpat sex

That's dangerous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371720
>Be 190 cm
>Get headpats from 140 cm Devil waifu
>Her subordinates' face when she has to stand on a stool to reach your head with her tippy-toes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371724
Imagine the levels of overcharged a Kiki will get when she gets creampied during headpats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371738
She'll have energy to clean the entire world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371721
>she can't be satisfied with just Master's headpats
>bullies him into accepting a part-time employment
>gets other Masters to headpat her
>finally he demands that they all headpat her at the same time
>the original Master hangs himself after seeing his maid get quadruple-headpatted by other men

[Anonymous No.]

Summer is here and fat monstergirls need to get their shit together!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371760
That sounds like the prelude to global Kiki fascism, anon. Jackbooted young Kikis patrolling the streets, ready to headpat litterbugs into submission.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371763
NTR is shit and you should feel bed for posting that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371770
Please, they've got soda and a/c, what more do the need?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371774
They need to be thin and fit to chase down their beloved humanboys!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371771
Sounds fine to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371777
Why not just rape their little brothers? They don't need to be chased, they're right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371777
They'll just trick the human boy to enter their room and lock the door so they can't leave!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371770
Yeah and the night is dark and full of terrors. What of it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371777
but thin girls aren't as cuddly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371770
No, the time to get their shit together was January so they'd be slimmed down by summer. If they're still fat by now, it's too late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371791
And fat slobs are disgusting, /d/ needs to plug that leak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371798
Don't underestimate the power of bullying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371799
Ah the old 'if it's not an anorexic runway model it's a landwhale' argument I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371799
There's a difference between fat and chubby anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371779
Loving sweet, loyal, and impressionable otoutos is forbidden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371779
Little brothers are cuddly too, and won't bully them. It's the perfect plan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371803
The thread has invited the fatties in and given them a place to stay all winter, but now is the time to force them to get up off the couch or you're going to ditch tubby for that musclebus down the street.

[Anonymous No.]

I can give my training routine with my Dragon later, if you guys want to get your waifu in shape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371809
>>15371810
Slimy, bushy, cavernous, virgin NEET chubster onee-chan pussies exist to be deflowered by their loving little brothers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371547
>All that softness
Mmmm. I approve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15368417
A Desert Tanuki buys a slave boy and raises him as her son
Teaches him her trade
They fuck
Live happily ever after
The End

There, OC provided.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371853
Is that an oppai loli oni?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371857
That's a demon of some sort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371857
Hell if I know what they are. I just put them in the succubus folder and move on to the fapping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371864
They're from that game Nippon's raving about, I think
Gangbear? Ganbere? Ganbatte?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371873
Granblue Fantasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371876
There we go. Sankyou

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371714
>>15371724
>>15371738
>that's dangerous
Hmm, right you are.
As much as she's feeling it down there, she'd be feeling it almost as much up there, too. But if...
>she's seeing her partner's pleasured face
>she's feeling his hand, gentle across her head
>she's breathing in the scent of their freshened bodies
>she's tasting his lips, with hints of the last meal she made
what would be best for her to hear right before she gets creampied?

Would it be...
>the natural ambiance of wet thrusts, heavy breathing and skin sliding?
>the melody made as their tongues dance with one another?
>or simply "I love you" whispered deep into her ear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371863
That horn jewelry is very cute and seems very likely for girls with horns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371879
>I love you
This is always the correct answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371879
The wet thrusts make a melody singing "I love you"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371876
>Granblue Fantasy
Where there isn't short, horned and busty, there is often tall, tailed and animal-eared instead...Granblue butts

[Anonymous No.]

>>15370980

Two best girls have been combined.

Hello boner, my old friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371873
I knew that, I just don't know what exactly these semen demons are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371948
They're demons
Of the semen genome

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371948
So far there are 4-5 races in the game: https://granblue-wiki.com/index.php/SSR_Characters_List

Human, Harvin, Erune, Draph (which is what Narumeia/Narmaya is) and Amira (one of a king).

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371975
>one of a "king"
I meant one of a kind, but... that's technically not wrong if you watch Shingeki no Bahamut Genesis

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371975
Shortstack race best race. Shame my team is all humans so far except for one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15372002
>130cm
Holy shit, they're tiny...

Finally a good girl to live out that 'impaled on your dick in midair because she can't reach the ground' fantasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371572
>>15371611
She's going to pat your head, tenderly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371770
Yuki onnas are eating too much ice cream to keep cool, make them go to the gym

[Anonymous No.]

>>15372052
She can't make me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15372052
Tentacle headpats > Human hand headpats

[Anonymous No.]

>>15371777
I'll just let myself get caught by one.

The seem nice and soft

[Anonymous No.]

>>15364232

[Anonymous No.]

>>15372120
>Tanukis
>Sharing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15372120
>Desert Tanukis
I want this meme to die in skooma

[Anonymous No.]

>>15372120
Lucky bastard.
>>15372131
I hope you croak in a skooma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15372120
They look a bit tiny, do them come in the ara ara variety?
>>15372129
It means they get to share the cost of keeping him and save money, don't underestimate how far a Tanuki will go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15372148
But they only get half of the benefits.

[Anonymous No.]

If you can live in a MG world one of the writefags created, what Would it be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15372161
Kingfisher, meaby. I dono. I haven't read all that many huge stories. I would still go with my headcannon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15372161
My headcanon. Or Thunderbrother's

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>>15372161
Thunderbrother or beast

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>>15372161
My own headcanon honestly. No offence meant to writefags but most the times their worlds aren't appealing to live in.

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>>15372161
Penywise, it has lactating Undead.

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>>15372161
I know nobody would use mine unless they're into satirical comedy of shoddy writing

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>>15372161
I haven't read enough stories to give an answer.

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I want to go upstairs in MGC Bar without permission and see what's up there!

I bet it's something cool as fuark!

You nerds can stay downstairs if you want though.

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>>15372002
big girls are best girls you flaming faggot

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>>15372120
Such lovely girls

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>>15372063
Just show them a cute boy
Heat makes Yukionna and Glacies lose control

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>>15372002
Race describing Anon here and umm, I don't know man. Heles and her kind (Erune) are glorious as well.

Plus unlike with the boys of the Draph race, you don't feel like a dwarf when hanging out or at the weddings... THEY. ARE. TALL.

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will we see more of the Paladin Reintegration Programme soon?

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>>15372223
Dune 'Coons are literal threadcanon cancer and should be purged.

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Who do you sacrifice to the Unicorn Empire prince anon?

Do you sacrifice yourself or your little brother?

Or do you choose to sacrifice...mystery box?

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>>15372248
True, plus Catharine is a semen demon which makes it hard to choose.

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>>15372260
What crawled up your ass?

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>>15372266
Nobody.

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>>15371882
It's there for a practical reason. She has some sort of body-destroying curse which will progress without that keeping it in check

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>>15372260
>Everything the thread thinks of is shit by default
What a grumpy faggot. Immigration and travelling would still exist in a fantasy land so it's within reason, it's not like stinkypedes or other garbage.

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>>15372217
Isn't it occupied?

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>>15372272
So you choose both yourself and your little brother?

Weird choice but interesting.

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>>15372285
I will not give anything to the horses.

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>>15372266
My brother is already married and I don't want a centaur wife.

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>>15372260
You seem angry

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>>15372283
Is there a full 2nd floor? Is it just 1 room? Is there a group of Mindflayer/Weresheep hybrids hiding out?

Anon is going to find out while you hide downstairs holding his beer.

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>>15372252
>Paladin Reintegration Programme
. . .I don't even
>Literally founded on "Jolly Cooperation"
I'll help with her.

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>>15372266
>Sacrificing anything to horsefuckers
>When breaking their legs is so goddamn easy, and completely neutralizes them

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>>15372304
So you choose yourself.

Very noble to prevent that NTR and probable Bi-Corn creation.

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>>15372252
I think it's been abandoned.

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>>15372313
OH FU

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>>15372266
Here began the fall of Rome.

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>>15372269
Well, she's new to me, or just not strongly imprinted in my memory.

It's interesting how this is like her 'limit break' art (and that it even has a bath as part of the move) since- oh... Anon, she's literally pulling out her strongest power while inviting you into the bath.

You're going to have a looooong night Anon.

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>>15372326
No I don't. I will seek political asylum in the undead kingdom.

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>>15372266
Why, we'll sacrifice nothing at all. Nothing. At. All.

...But we will serve our best delicacies and show them that we won't try to hurt them for their magical horns. It's team time. Let's be civil.

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>>15372361
>>15372353
>>15372338
The price of peace is Prince Anon or Prince Anon's little brother.

Or the mystery box.

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>>15372313
Their vision is based on boners. Stay flaccid and you're fine

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>>15372389
The box.

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If two Yetis hug each other, you can extract an infinite amount of heat from them.
But what happens if two Basilisks take off their masks while looking at each other, the only people they've seen, for the first time?
Do their colliding "sexual death" beams negate each other, amplify each other, or distort each other?

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>>15372398
Crossing the beams is a very dangerous thing, Anon!

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>>15372312
I'm always angry. All the time.

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>>15372391
I CAN'T.

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>>15372398
I've got you in my sights

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>>15372421
I don't play Overwatch, so I can't think of a witty quote to counter that.

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Wolfu, Jinko, Wyvern, Oni, Muscleclops, and A slender Kakuken are all entered into an Elimination Chamber match for your love
Who do you root for?

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>>15372389
Then we go to war!

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>>15372431
troll and her gigantic hands of death

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>>15372161
Probably Lanternon's. Yeah there are fucked up things going on, but it's an interesting place and moving to a demon realm once you're past 18 would probably make it tolerable. Fuck growing up in one though, I'm actually surprised how little rape occurred in Val's school.

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>>15372431
None of them really.

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>>15372420
Dammit Anon!
Think of Margret Thatcher

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>>15372431
Wolfu.

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>>15372398
They commence psycho-communication, their NT-M (newtype-mating) system activates and they seek out and seduce the nearest male together.

Whether they share or the one who "can't take it anymore" is given first claim depends on how much bonding time they've had while seek out said male.

Yeah, I know I really shoe-horned that Gundam Unicorn reference, but I thought about Basilisks suggestive gaze, plus their glowing bits and...

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>>15372428
Well since we're also talking about Basiliks, Mei's phrase (or "freeze"... kill me) "Freeze! Don't move!" would be a good choice.

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>>15372444
That only got me to start thinking about the Falklands War. FUCK.

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>>15372441
>Your reason isn't that the rate of tech progression means Star Trek shenanigans by the time you're in your 40's
>"Set phasers to fuck!"

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>>15372431
The Jinko. Hopefully she tiger bombs those jobbers.

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>>15372431
As long as the Wolfu isn't dear 'these-chains-can't-hold-me' Fenrir, I'd give it to the Wyvern. She could stay well above everyone else while they exhaust themselves.

I'd like to say that I'd threaten to walk out of there if they were actually trying to kill each other though. This ain't Killing Floor. No need to waste a life, nor a beauty.

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>>15372291
I'll give em something alright.

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Abigail is majestic

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>>15372503
Abigail is cuddles.

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>>15372503
Abigail is THICK

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>>15372431
Oni

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>>15372398
Could you cook food between two yetis like a microwave?

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>>15372522
I don't think there'd be enough heat for that, unless the Yetis got really, really squished up close together.
Maybe if they were hugging each other with great intensity.

If I wanted food cooked like that though, I'd probably go with a hellhound pair. Have to make sure they wouldn't eat it off of each other though.

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>>15372526
I want to roast a hot dog over a hot dog and share the hot dogs with the hot dogs who cooked my hot dogs

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>>15372198
>lactating Undead.

>You'll never drink the ectoplasmic ghost milk of a celtic banshee with your coffees in the morning

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>>15372534
That's pretty hot, dog.

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>>15372513
Don't bully abigail

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>>15372431
Thought choice.
I'll go with wyvern, but I don't want to see Wolfu and Jinko suffer.

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>>15372544
I'm not going to.
I'm just going to grope her.

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>>15372431
The wolfu. She might have some tricks up her sleeves too.

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>>15372494
What do you say to a Wolfu who says that she can break these cuffs?

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>>15372431
All of them.
So much so that it's really just a fight to see who I bed first

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>>15372394
And the box is...The entire royal family joins the Unicorn Empire, females turned into Unicorns and men married to Unicorns.

However prince anon's kingdom will never have to sacrifice anyone ever again to keep peace.

Both nations are prosperous and happiness widespread.

>Good of the Kingdom Ending

>>15372434
You lose the war and the nation is annexed into the Unicorn Empire, many men are forcibly taken taken as partners and women are turned into various centaurs and nobles into Unicorns, including the entire royal family.

Though prosperity did come it was done so by unneeded force.

>Royal Failure Ending

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Yandere sahuagin

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>>15372563
"If you break those cuffs, I will let you ravish me on the spot, take you back to my place, and marry you. But I bet you won't break those cuffs."

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>>15372503
A majestic sow maybe.

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>>15372577
These are the most obnoxious posts in the thread.

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>>15372563
You can't break those cuffs

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>>15372585
P'Orcs are the most majestic of monster girls.

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>>15372319
I need more spoder

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>>15372585
I want a chubby, pear shaped baphomet Imotou to spoil with treats

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>>15372585
Tomorrow's headline reads:
>Smug baphomet not so smug after being facesat on by a fat Abigail

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>>15372592
>Walk up to one burping after she finished her bowl of leftovers

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>>15372599
>Immediately becomes smug again after headline reads "Fat Abigail" anyway

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>>15372590
Nah, Shoggocks and the TFT posters, /u/faggots, futafaggots, and /d/ faggots are worse.

>>15372592
sproink

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Mice are not too smart

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>>15372590
At least they're easy to spot and ignore.

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>>15372161
Nigga I wouldn't take a single shit in a MG world one of our writefags created.

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>>15372622
>Moon isn't made of cheese
Are you saying Wallace and Gromit are liars?

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Chapter 28 of A Serpent in Zion: Fall Weiss

https://hellskitchensink.wordpress.com/a-serpent-in-zion/

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>>15372616
>Gyaru Orc

Oh yes. OH YES!

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>>15372645
If it's made of cheese, do you think Space Mice live up there?

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>>15372563
One anon already said it for me, but this did remind me that Fenrir also sometimes does and doesn't have a great deal of chain leftover, so she could also disable opponents with those... and use them to tie herself up for Anon later that night.

Although I won't deny that it's a cute thought for her to pretend she's forcing him to thrust into her with every tug of the chain by wrapping it around him

You know, since she WON.

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I wanna take a little mousy girl!
Put her on my shoulder!
Give her a slice of cheese!
Then pet her every once in a while as I play the video games!
Then when it's bed time I put her inside a toy mansion and tuck her into her little bed!

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>>15372622
Smart enough to land on the moon...

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>>15372563
>>15372673

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>>15372578
Stop Anon. You're embarrassing her with that kind of talk. She was determined to be with you, but- Oh, you want to do some "Yandere play".

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>>15372707
Wet slimy flatfish!

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>>15372614
Abigail is not fat. She's just well fed.

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>>15372705
What are the red circles highlighting?

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>>15372720
That's funny, that's the same excuse the vampire I work for uses and she's bigger then Abigail

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>>15372720
Too many fancy tea cakes

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>>15372659
>>15372659
http://i.imgur.com/PUjGjTv.jpg
Big, fat, P'Orc ass.

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>>15372705
Woah there! I was talking about chains in a decorative sense (Ha! When are they not just for decoration with Fenrir?).

Maybe actually tugging on the chains to move her to your whim, or even letting her tie one around your waist so she controls the thrusts... but full-body, full restriction? Just take it easy man.

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>>15372720
Not well fed enough.

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>>15372738
That Orc is perfect.

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>>15372707
I had thought of stalking him in the water but >yandere play
I like it

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>>15372733
I've not played the game yet, but it's where you embrace them during the 'care event'. I think the 'affection event' works just about the same.

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>>15372738
>http://i.imgur.com/PUjGjTv.jpg
Her name is Ruka, apparently. You can see her gallery here if you'd like: http://dailylifewithamonstergirl.wikia.com/wiki/Ruka

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>>15372755
I bet Sahuagin get together, and ambush a lone man who might be skinny dipping in a lake.

They'd be nibbling his toes and doing other lewd stuff underwater, swimming around him while he panics and tries to get back to shore.

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>>15372756
Ah yes, it is common knowledge that a wolfgirl's calves are a priority when administering embraces through a "care event".

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>>15372597
Wouldn't you rather have a non-fat pear shaped baphomet? With a smooth stomach, an elegant well-defined hip curve and a girly slim back that's nice to look at

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>>15372767
Wouldn't one work with a kelp and share him like that

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>>15372738
Is it kosher?

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>>15372767
I want to help the flatfish be not so flat!
I want to help them become oppaifish!

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>>15372773
Nah, I prefer mine.
She'd be quite soft for cuddling and love to be spoiled with sweets.

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Who do I have to pay blood tithes to for Desert Tanuki smut

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>>15372773
I'd like a baphomet who's slim but pear-shaped anyway.

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>>15372707
Which means thick slick lower lips!

>>15372755
Hey, you could do it in the water, too. Actual play, that is. You know, some time out in the water by the river! Again, just don't tease her too much, or she'll show you the true ability of her kind to stalk their prey.

Next thing you know she'll give you this (pic related) look and it'll suddenly be a "*bomf* (grass ain't that soft) Wah! What're we gonna' do on the riverbank?" type of situation.

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>>15372714
Woops, I replied to the wrong post. Let me reiterate: THICK. SLICK. LOWER LIPS!

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>>15372781
It's a known fact that a swarm of tiny Piranha Sahuagin can husbando a man in under a minute.

Rubbing their tiny, brown-skinned bodies against him, nibbling his ears, thrashing around in the water with little he can do to stop them.

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>>15372781
Fleshy fish...?

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>>15372817
And now their chests can be put to better use!
A win-win!

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>>15372829
Very fleshy fish.

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>>15372829
I want that booty

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>>15372803
Heh that's fucking perfect
What other MGs would be great yandere? I want to say Sea Bishop or mantis.

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>>15372714
Disgusting and gross!

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>>15372836
>>15372837
The artist has a few more pieces, if you'd like.

>>15372831
Chests, you say? Try this on for size! Because, err, it's a little big for her. Just the right size in all the important places though!

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>>15372707
>>15372829
Would toss a net over her/10

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>>15372861
Don't worry, we can help her fit it.

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>>15372838
Sea Bishops would be something else entirely. They'd be Yand-ara-ara!

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>>15372874
>Anon, Poseidon says we should marry
>You wouldn't defy the will of Poseidon herself, would you?
>WoULd yOu ANoN?!

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>>15372867
I hope you know that's an instant turn-on for them. To them it's a form of bondage which they violently cut through the net and your clothes, before pouncing on you... and putting you in slowly.

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>>15372867
>>15372871
You're all great people. It brings a tear to my eye... That might just be the saltwater actually.

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It's done! Thanks .less!

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>>15372885
I would noodle her, if you know what I mean.

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>>15372882
>go deep inland, far away from the oceans
get fucked posideon

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>>15372838
meet
>>15372890

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>>15372890
Wow, she's spook. .less does good commissions.

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>>15372890
Hoooly shit.

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>>15372895
Poseidon is also god of earthquakes, your bed gonna be shakin senpai.

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>>15372890
Monster girls sure are scary.

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>>15372920
The full moon helps.

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>>15372912
I'm not afraid of a few earthquakes, I'd rather take a few shakes rather than have to fuck a mermaid

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>>15372912
Poseidon is also the God of UNLEASH THE KRAKEN

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>>15372920
Thank goodness Paladin girls exist!

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I'm going to marry a rich, overweight monster girl and treat her like a princess and spoil her

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>>15372796
>a baphomet who's slim but pear-shaped anyway
Yeah, exactly. A dainty loligoat with nice ass and thighs.

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>>15372951
>turn down a daughter of poseidon
>she cries to daddy
>he summons the hunter kraken to drag you down to marry her
>it does not stop, it does not sleep, it does not eat
>only hunt

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>>15372890
She's not scary, yanderes just need a little love.

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>>15372935
That's not very nice. All she wants is for you to cum on her clutch of eggs and raise the tiny merdaughters with her.

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>>15372978
>turn down a daughter of poseidon
But I love centaurs!

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>>15372978
" A daughter of Poseidon " is a broad term, the guy fucked a lot of stuff.

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>>15372978
Can I have the overworked kraken instead of the spoiled mermaid?

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>>15372985
Greek mythology is weird. I like Norse mythology better.

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>>15372978
Poseidon is a chick.

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>>15372988
And Norse mythology isn't? You're probably just biased because Norse mythology makes for good album covers.

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>>15372989
Only the dumb version.

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>>15372987
Can you handle it when she comes home and plops down on the couch after a long day?
You realize that you're gong ot have to give her a neckrub and a beer while she complains about her day, and that she'll be happiest if you agree with her.
You might even suggest that she come home earlier while pulling her head into your lap and stroking her hair!

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>>15372993
Now that you mention it, Loki was a fucked up sexual deviant just as bad as the greeks.
Fenrir is still best wolfu. Tied with Ammy.

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>>15372998
>Beer
>Not a big flagon of wine
Do you even Greek, anon?

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Based on your current location, what kind of Monster Girls would you expect to find?

I bet there would be lots of Yetis and Bear girls up here in Canada, eh.

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>>15372978
>Turn down an Ojou Sea Bishop
>She cries to Dad, he's sitting there on Olympus with his brothers and extended family
"Brother, you know what to do."
"Aye."
>Walks into a shimmering pool in the center of their throne room, meditating, slams a palm into the water, sending out reverberations
"RELEASE. THE KRAKEN."
----

>Be on your boat in the middle of the ocean, near the coastal port of your birth
>Poseidon is the patron deity, and from his wealth your family has reaped bounty in fish for generations
>You even offered prayers to him for a good catch today, and your faith has been rewarded
>That is, until you hear it.
>A distant rumbling like thunder, growing louder and louder as the sea swells
>Tentacles of ivory explode out of the ocean, all the other fishermen are yelling "KRAKEEEN!", their screams drowned out by the impact of the waves
>She sees you, one eye narrowing
>The blood runs cold in your veins as you try to paddle away, but she easily scoops you out of the water
"YOU WOULD DARE TO INSULT THE DAUGHTER OF MY MASTER."
>Notice bags under her eyes
>Would you like some tea, or wine?
>Her expression softens, shrinking down to normal size, dropping you back off into your boat
----
>Spend hours drinking and talking to the Kraken
>She doesn't get much sleep since Poseidon is always Kraken This, Kraken That, Zeus knocked off his dad's balls with a wiffle ball bat
>The fuck's a wiffle ball bat
"You'll understand in a few hundred years."
>The sun starts to set, she stretches after lounging in your boat
"Oh! I forgot!"
>Gives you a slap across the face with one of her tentacles' underside, the suckers sticking to your face
"I have to at least smite you just a little bit. You know, for appearances sake."
>Watch her walk back into the sea on her tentacles, drinking your flagon of wine
>She has a nice ass, you'll give her that
>You end up making it a habit of getting on Poseidon's bad side just to spend time with the Kraken

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>>15372996
Are you the guy that sperged about Ares being a cute girl in the MGE a while back?

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>>15373014
>Have fetish for huge tits & milk
>Live in Cheesehead Land
The gods are kind sometimes

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>>15373014
Just the common ones. Harpies, Arachne, stray werewolf/cats. The downnsides of life in an industrial area/drought zone.

Though now is the time of year where we get a sudden influx of devil bugs and hornets

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>>15373030
No. I understand why the MGE has every version of its gods as girls. The whole "Poseidon is a chick" comment was just very "No you can't have this fun thing." Yeah, we know she's a girl in MGE. There's also people who just don't care about that anyway.

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>>15373014
Mostly amazoness I guess.

Oh well, at least we have colorful harpies in february.

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>>15373024
Can Kraken-chan be a thing?
Can she hold her alcohol and drink this?

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>>15373056
>Amazons & colorful birds
You Brazil or something?

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>>15373014
I live in England, so there's not really any notable monstergirls I'd have in my area. Maybe a few badgergirls, but lots and lots of kitsunes. I see huge numbers of foxes in the yard sometimes.

Come to think of it, there's a pair of parakeets I see nearly every other day in a tree outside as well. Considering how close I live to the area, they must be Kingston Rose-ringed parakeets. So you could get a pair of exceptionally colourful harpies out of that.

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so what would running of the bulls be like in MGC?
I know it would be running of Minotaur or cows or whatever but how would it play out?
also would amazon be run by Amazons?

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>>15372998
>Asks for neck rubs
>Vents to me about complaints
She's practically family already.

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>>15373067
Yeah.

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>>15373089
Maybe.

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>>15373089
The girls will be sex starved for a few weeks, huddled in the dark, then the doors open to reveal several available men wearing nothing but red speedos

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>>15373101

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>>15373004
OKAY SO HOL' UP. THIS IS THE REAL DOWN LOW ON LOKI.

SO THE GODS OF NORSE MYTHOLOGY WANTED TO FORTIFY ASGARD, AND THIS GIANT SAID HE'D DO IT IN THREE SEASONS. BUT ONLY IF HE COULD MARRY FREYA FOR HIS REWARD AND GET THE SUN & MOON.

SO THIS FUCKER NEARLY FINISHES IT ON TIME, AND FREYA GOES TO ODIN AND SAYS "IF I MARRY THIS GUY, I'M FUCKING KILLING YOU", SO ODIN TELLS LOKI "IF SHE KILLS ME YOUR BITCH ASS IS NEXT"

THEN WHAT DOES THE LIE-SMITH DO? HE TURNS HIMSELF INTO A HORSE, NOT A MALE HORSE, MIND YOU. HE'S A REAL SEXUAL DEVIANT. THIS FUCKER TURNS INTO A MARE.

GIANT AND HIS HORSE ARE GOING THROUGH THE WOODS. HORSE SEES LOKI-MARE, CHASES AFTER HIM/HER. CATCHES UP TO LOKI-MARE. GIVES HER THE D FOR THREE DAYS AND NIGHTS.

BADA-BING-BADA-BOOM. SLEIPNIR IS BORN AND BOB'S YOUR UNCLE. EIGHT LEGGED HORSEPUSSY FOR EVERYBODY.

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>>15372978
I live in a landlocked state. Good luck.

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I really want to be dropped in an AU earth and travel like some kinda harem MC
>You'll never traverse the united kingdoms with a fae
>Never wander the germanic woodlands with an ancient vargr
>Never spend months navigating the courts as you lavish in the hospitality of a european vampire countess
>Never wander the east with a oomukade ronin
>Or traverse the sweltering sands with a girtablilu assassin.

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Milk?

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>>15373014
It's a little rural so probably a decent number of centaurs and weresheep, maybe a cockatrice here and there. No holsts, sadly. But most of all, black harpies. Seriously, these birds are assholes, and they're everywhere.

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>>15373153
I wonder how well those things work as floatation devices.
If she's an abyssal who spends a lot of time underwater, do you think her breasts are just constantly buoyant and pushing up?

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>>15373171
Ballast.

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>>15373149
Ireland would have the fae though.

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>>15373014
All. The. Holstaurs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373186
But ballast is something you use to increase stability through a dense material or liquid.
Natural breasts float in the water, so she'd always be pulled up by them. Doesn't really help with her stability.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373205
When she needs to sink, she produces heavy milk. When she needs to rise, she milks herself and has floats up by filling her breasts with air.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373014
Whole lotta aquatic girls due to the Great Lakes with generic forest girls growing with increasing frequency as you head up north

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373224
>Breasts swell up as she sinks to the sea floor
>Milks herself, moaning and biting her lip as she releases thick white clouds of warm milk into the water around her, feet leaving the floor and being pulled up by her breasts while leaving behind milky trails as she rises

Boner stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373060
If a Holst can drink milk, then a Kraken can drink Kraken rum. And besides, she can just get bigger to counteract the alcohol.

[Anonymous No.]

Take them please, they're ruining my garden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373268
furries get out reeeee

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373256
It isn't as though holsts love White Russians

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373268
Do you have the version where Green Eyes has the traumatic pirate flashbacks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373268
How about a trade?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373268
Dump the whole box in the river.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373296
No. But now I want it, because that sounds too fucking hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373268
Burn them in a napalm bath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373299
What does this thing eat? If it gets sick, should I take it to the vet?

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to bully monoeyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373327
>What does this thing eat?
Guacamole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373327
>>15373352
Sorry, gWOCKamole.

aaaaahahahahaha i'm hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373327
No one knows. They just... exist

You have to take it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373346
To death?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373014
Holstaurs
minotaurs
Centaurs
Arachne
kobold and werewolf
catgirls
hopefully some fit Bobcat or Cougar girls
Personally, I'd just drive to the animal sanctuary and make lewd eyes at all the jinkos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373359
Please clap

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373359
Damn you, wonderland resident

>>15373362
But what if she gets sick? Should I shake her if she starts crying?

So many questions, so little time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373365
No, until they bully you back

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373014
I'd be surrounded by Cait Siths. Send help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373346
Can't I just be mildly indifferent to monoeyes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373385
What's she going to do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373373
>Go to sanctuary
>Loli jinko is out playing while her big sisters watch
>Suddenly get noticed by the imouto and she's looking at you through the glass, a ball in he hands as she looks at you expectantly
>Ara Ara occurs in the distance

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373299
I say this every night, every day, every afternoon and it's so true

Wocks are a MESS

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373397
the sanctuary doesn't have glass, it's a bunch of big caged enclosures
white tigers, bengals, siberians, ocelots, lions, cheetahs, bears, cougars, leopards, caracals, servals, everything. I want to pet them all.
Also a capybara, a lemur and some very shy wolves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373392
Pay the delinquents to drag you into an alley and rape you, while she sells the video online

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373409
Just put her in a cage. She might give you puppy eyes though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373014
Seattle
Seagull Harpies, Mermaids of various types, a decent sized tribe of Amazons, Ryus and by proxy Shirohebis.
Not sure what else, but I'd probably try to hook up with a Ryu. Ryus are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

"You have won the battle, young Knight, now claim your prize!"
Please be gentle though...

[Anonymous No.]

Would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373416
Like they'll take her smelly nerd no at and rape someone like me.

[Anonymous No.]

this isn't the mofu shrine...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373409
She has a lot of cool things she could be doing right now

She could wear her hoodie

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373427
Wrong thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373422
We're in a strip club, doofus. Dance on the pole some more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373430
You're damn right it's not.
This is the loneliest shrine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373427
Depends on how tall air caste-chan is
But yes, I'd all of them, especially earth-caste and fire-caste

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373415
>Shy wolves
>Werewolf pack starts stuttering and stammering pickup lines with their tails between their legs

Lovely

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373422
The only thing worth calling it a prize it's that pole behind her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373422
I mean, if you want me to...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373440
Have there ever been any greentexts or stories related to this kind of stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373014
alrunes, trolls,and holsts everywhere mostly just domestic mgs that you would find on a farm or living in the woods alarunes would be like venus flytraps though

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373440
Poor lonely Ryu-chan barely even has a shrine, that's just a little pagoda.

Sad life for poor lonely Ryu-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

Squeeze the Anubutt!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373442
They'd just gotten to the sanctuary when I visited so they weren't used to people.
>be at old Mau the blind cheetah's enclosure as he sniffs his way around
>turn around and see the eyes and ears of a gray wolf peeking at me from another enclosure
>head disappears
hnnnnnggggg it was soooo cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373427
Are they from something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373384
They don't get sick. They just have that same expression on their face all the time, unless they're asleep.

They just walk and hop around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373464
They're female Tau from Warhammer 40K iirc

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373440
She should hire some cute, homely Shirohebi to draw more men to the shrine

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373459
Tonguefuck the anubutt!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15372120
Every time I see a snippet of a sketch, I always want to scream, "What are all those other drawings at the edge of the picture?! Does Lawyerkun secretly have a ton more art than he actually shows us?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373299
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=375ENQbru8s

Daring Wock of mystery, champion of right

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373422
Okay.

[Anonymous No.]

Anubutts are the prettiest wolfus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373470
Should I at least play with it? The face might be tha same, but the feelings change, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never discover a buried tomb during a trip to Africa.
>You'll never be caught by mummies and dragged to the throne room of a Pharaoh, flanked by her Anubis and Sphinx advisers and a group of Khepri.
>She'll never suspect you of being a spy sent by her Apophis rival only to learn that it's been over a thousand years since she was sealed away beneath the sands.
>She'll never come to the realization that her kingdom is gone and her rival is very likely long dead.
>You'll never take pity on her and let her and her servants move in with you.
>You'll never introduce them to the modern world through the shelter of your home.
>You'll never take the Khepris to a fast food place and watch them devour their food eagerly.
>You'll never help the Anubis unwind by giving her a massage.
>You'll never help set up the Mummies sarcophagi in the basement so they have a nice place to sleep.
>You'll never buy the Sphinx puzzle magazines when you go to the store and see her eagerly solving them while you stock the groceries.
>You'll never comfort the Pharaoh at night as she deals with the culture shock.
>She'll never wake you up on the night of the full moon with the rest of her servants so they can all "thank" you for what you've done for them.
>You'll never wake up at 2:00 P.M the next day being cuddled from all sides by affectionate desert girls.
It hurts so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373422
What a cute elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373419
I'd rather put her in the shed

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373507
Wolfus are 10/10, but Anubnubs are even higher than that. They are the prettiest, and the loveliest, and the most marriable.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm dying here without D. Tanuki stories mang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373460
It wasn't shy, it was waiting for a chance to murder you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373538
Anon, I helped create Desert Tanukis and even I'm not as thirsty for them as you.

[Anonymous No.]

Not hating on them, but I really don't understand why anubuses are so popular

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373549
I have a thirst like you wouldn't believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373542
DELET THIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373551
They're basically secretaries.
Some people are into secretaries.
Also delicious brown and fat butts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373551
>anubuses

They get you from one bus stop to the next, and they are VERY efficient. Always on time. And fluffy. Like the catbus.

[Anonymous No.]

Spent some time scavenging to piece together what I could of the current Enty material: Includes all high-res and partial making of.
Inside is a text file listing everything I couldn't find, mainly because all the archives have a massive gap back in Jan-Feb.
If you happen to have that stuff on hand or have access to it on Enty, post it and I'll pack it. Will take JP text too, just copy it to pastebin or something.

https://my.mixtape.moe/rvjiba.rar
password is sneaky_tanuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373551
Weigher of scales, keeper of burial secrets, enforcer of curses. I like a lady with epithets

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373564
No, the wolf was not being cute, it was waiting to kill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15372319
source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373551
I just love her paws and ears and tail. They're really pretty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373566
I adore them, but not because of that. Never liked the whole secretary or maid thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373573
Woops, sent that a bit early.
>Missing
Sketches + text for Cancer and Lich, text for Jabberwock and Hakutaku.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373573
>>15373588
Lovely

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373586
So pretty you'd kiss them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373615
Yes. Followed by gently holding her hand!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373624
Gross. I bet you'd cradle one of her fluffy paws in both hands, and kiss each neatly filed claw before turning her paw palm up and kissing her marshmallowy central pad. Then I bet you'd do the same to her other paw.

Weirdo.

[Anonymous No.]

>Monorus drew a lewd Necrololi from EO5

Why did nobody tell me this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373551
Me neither, to each their own though. The faggots that like em aren't quite obnoxious (they're getting there) but have yet to persuade me Anubi are worthy of praise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373573
Thanks for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373014
I'm fairly close to the Rockies. Mayhap some Dragons might find them a suitable nesting ground? I can hope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373459
>>15373478
Both are exemplary.

>>15373507
>>15373534
They are indeed at that, and ever so much more.

[Anonymous No.]

The next time I see a Ryu I'm going to yell RYUU GA WAGA TEKI WO KURAU at her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373654
Maybe I would. Maybe I'm into that. And then I would walk her home gently!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373704
Eyes on the skies, always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373704
>Rockies

The frozen north? I'm sorry, all your getting is King Grumpleaffugus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373714
rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373714
>let the dragon consume you
Anon no, that's like stripping while you rub their reverse scale!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373714
Are you going to unleash your dragon upon her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373551
For me, it's a combination of two primary factors.
First off, their very organized nature appeals to me, as someone who is godawful at managing their time well. It's fairly common to be attracted to traits you find yourself lacking in.

Second is just the opposite, in that their description as supervisors for infrastructure projects in their Not!Egypt setting makes it easy to imagine them finding a place in Engineering Disciplines in a more contemporary setting. So, as someone who has an interest in such fields, I also find this attractive as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373714
>>15373729
I'd say it's like going up to her and asking for a blowjob.

What would you do if she suddenly grants this request, without another word?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373755
Take responsibility, of course!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373755
Make her my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

Senpais are for ___

[Anonymous No.]

I want an aristocratic haughty loli vamp to cuddle and play with until she assumes her original form as a tall ara ara titty monster and rapes me only to wake up with the loli in my arms the next morning, feigning a perverted kind of innocence

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373849
Loving, cuddling, impregnating, StuFFing, and holding hands with

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373849
shitposting about, especially if they're chubby

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373859
Bad kohai, she'll never ace the gym test if you do that

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373849
handholding, lewd cuddling, being raped by, being held close by and handholding cuddle sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373551
I guess it's because of exotic brown wolfgirl + personality gimmics that can be taken into different directions. They're popular because of possibly appealing to a larger amount of people than many others, it's statistics and probability.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373849
Saying goodbye because she will have to move when she graduates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373874
A full stomach and a baby bump will do wonders for her!
They keep her from getting hungry and prevent her from having to worry about finding a husband

[Anonymous No.]

>The Liru game is finally out.
How does this make you feel?

[Anonymous No.]

Anubutts are great. But Hellhounds are better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373930
Like laughing at that guy who kept going "NEVER EVER" even when the release was confirmed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373941
Is a Hellhound's firelashes hot enough to make her tears evaporate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373941
I want to pound that fat ass from behind while she pants and tells me to go faster!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373930
>go to DLsite
>Firefox has detected that the server is redirecting the request for this address in a way that will never complete.

Oh. Good job on your webcode there, Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373957
She promises that she'll never let you cry as long as you're looking into her eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374035
What about her? I want to see a Hellhound crying. I actually want to see all monster girls crying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374072
Hellhounds cry tears of liquid fire. Imagine teardrops that are a brilliant, translucent red and orange, warm and glowing like an actual flame. They're like fluid gemstones that leave embers in the air as they fall, and sizzle when they land.

Some even say that helhound tears have magical properties too, like phoenix tears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374089
Sounds pretty beautiful.

Oh god. Can you imagine how a Hellhound crying while the sun is setting? The setting sun's reflection on her tears would just make her even more beautiful than she already is!

My love for hellhound just got deeper. Looks like I'm sleeping thinking about her tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

Headcanon there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No Demon Realm below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the species
Loving for today... Woo-oo...

Headcanon there's no factions
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or rape for
And no cults too
Imagine all the species
Living life in love...

You..

You may say I'm a hugboxer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one

Headcanon no abuse
I wonder if you can
No need for corruption or mindbreak
Coexistence that will always stand
Imagine all the species
Sharing this wonderful world...

You..

You may say I'm a hugboxer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374154
Yeah, except I say you are an autist

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373105
OR. Or... it could be a bunch of wives enacting "deprivation play" and the running is them chasing after their husband.

For one thing they'd definitely know sex and so could be depraved, or would feel the deprivation even more than an MG who hits it now and then (by MG standards) or an MG who hasn't had a taste of the relations as yet.

Making it so that they have to catch their husband (not that they'd want it otherwise) is a show of faithfulness on their part, but also ups the challenge since they can't just go for the closest one and marriage mates are sure to have developed (and still be developing) tricks to work on each other during the race.

Sounds like a grand time! No...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374154
And everyone wonders why he was shot

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374164
I'd honestly prefer it being a rite of passage for getting husbands. Men who make it to the finish line are free to go.
Any man who's made it before is a prime target for next year.
Don't even get me started on the ones who can escape multiple years in a row.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374154
That was nice.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone have the Robot Master Pharaoh? Pharaoh cosplaying as Pharaoh man?

[Anonymous No.]

>Have a Shoggoth maid
>She takes things a little far sometimes, and you've had to smooth things over with people once or twice because of it
>Got a letter for jury duty one day that told you to call a number between noon and 3 on Wednesday
>Call it and it's busy
>Oh well
>A week later, a sheriff's deputy shows up at your home
>You were feeling under the weather and went to bed right after dinner that day
>As he's walking up towards your front door, your maid appears from around a corner
>"My master is not to be disturbed. Please leave."
>He identifies himself and continues towards your door
>She gets in his way
>"I told you that my master is not to be disturbed. If you do not leave, I will remove you by force."
>He puts his hand on his gun
>You awake at the crack of dawn to find a miniature version of your maid standing in front of your bedroom door
>"Master, I must ask you to remain in bed until our uninvited guests leave."
>Peek out the window
>There's a million cop cars and news vans outside

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374154
John Lennon was a philandering egotistical cunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374179
Yup

[Anonymous No.]

How would you bully a hellhound?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373849
Supporting despite the magic club having only her as a member for the longest while. Ah~ Tejina-senpai! How I admire her determination!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374137
Yeah, fiery amber tears like that would reflect the sun's light perfectly. You could be sitting at her side, looking at the profile of her face as she smiles and looks at the sunset. Like that, there's no way you'd miss the way her tears catch the light, glinting more than any gemstone every could, and making her skin glow orange with heat where they trail down her face, scorching the grass below.

Hellhounds are definitly beautiful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374203
You can't outpower them so you've gotta go with non-physical.
Bully Hellhounds with magic.
Pleasure magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374175
But not all cowgirls are that aggressive or passionate. While many of them will smooth over any awkwardness of their first encounter with tender love-making, some other may not get that far due to one or both parties... and this is with the man they wanted to make their husband... you can't take responsibility for that!

Well, I suppose it could be a requirement that the girl knows the guy she's chasing after quite well (and so this is like a "give me a chance" scenario), or that they've already been in a relationship for a while (in which case the rite of marriage is stressed all the more)!

Yeah, I take it back. It could be just dandy with unmarried pairs as well! Good thinking, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374203
Tenser's immovable pleasure rod centaur sized

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to a Monster Girl anime convention and asking for the thickest weeb monster girls there

Then I'll tell them first one to climb to the 20th story via the stairs gets a cute human boy

Then I'll turn on the security cameras and laugh/watch the NEETs try to climb all those stairs, and laugh knowing tonight I shall sleep a virgin.

[Anonymous No.]

http://i.4cdn.org/h/1465527331174.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374203
>>15374218
Hellhounds can't chase you if they can't touch anything. Just cast a levitation spell on them, followed by a spell of ghostly groping hands, so she can't fight through the pleasure and eventual orgasm either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374238
That's a thick fox.
>>15374248
Mmmm

[Anonymous No.]

I bring news! It has finally Happened!

check the /h/ Thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374259
Thick foxes are best foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374286
>tfw you want it but not enough to drop $20 dollarydoos on it
Is it well optimized? I'd be sticking it on my laptop. I'm sure as hell not gonna play it in the fucking living room where my roommates can see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374286
Everyone's known for like a week now dude, and yes, I know it hasn't been out that long. I'm using hyperbole to demonstrate just how late to the party you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374312
There's already a pirate link in the thread if you want to test optimization, and aren't willing to spend even that much on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374312
God damn, I want that brown Wolfu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374312
>>15374332
Left and right are best girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374332
I want her more than you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374312
Right looks the best there
Right is right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374348
No, I want her more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15372596
>>15373580
Apologies for my late reply. I myself didn't name my file well enough to find the artist again in an instant.

For one thing their tag is actually "J.K."
Here's their pixiv: http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=4290651
Blog (most up-to-date gallery): http://blog.naver.com/jdotkdot5

The only other gallery I've found is on Touch Fluffy Tail. It's just a gallery. It doesn't even have things the thread fears, so please let's not flip out at its mention

For the sake of reference (and variety) he's also the one who drew (but not coloured, I don't think) pic related, as well as the long-and-purple-haired Jiangshi with the cute hips and bountiful bust: http://touchfluffytail.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/26.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374377
No, I do. I love her more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374380
No, I love her more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374331
Is it actually a legit pirate link? I'm not that concerned about frying my laptop, but it would be a bit irritating.

[Anonymous No.]

Angels are cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374392
Violence is not the answer!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374379
t-thanks

>>15374380
>>15374385
It seems we'll have to have a fight to the death
Who will fight by your side?
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374387
No idea. I can't vouch either way. You'd have to take a look in the thread itself and see what people are saying, and even then exercise caution for obvious reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374387
Mega link is good, playing it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374377
>>15374380
Love>want. Sorry Anon 4377, I've got to give this "verbal" victory to Anon 4380.

This gif displays what the emotion of love translates into as chemicals for our body, by the way. It's literally based on this song "Koi no Kagaku Hannou (Chemical Reaction of Love)" by Tatami-P

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374408
You can go fuck yourself, I'm gonna get that brown Wolfu and nobody can stop that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374385
I'll fight for the privilege to make her the happiest, blushiest wolfu on the planet.

>>15374399
And I got a doppelganger. If she can assume any combat forms, then that'd be neat to help me get the wolfgirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374417
Then I'll fight you for the privilege of making that brown Wolfu the happiest Wolfu in the multiverse.

>>15374399
>Dark Valkyrie.
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

That brown Wolfu is mine, all mine!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374432
>leash is a crotch rope
neato!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374392
Now, now. This just won't do.

As an angel yourself I understand you have great power, but it is not meant for this. As an angel imbued with greater power, understand that I do not abuse it as such... But you lack my training.

Come little one, let me guide you. Come Anon, I shall heal you.

I saw a blessed chance to post Valkyrie and I took it. I'm not looking to make an RP chain here. Although an MGE story focusing on the various ones of the Angel-family would be interesting!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374432
Fiend!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374312
I'll happily romp about with the miss in the middle!

*a few hours later*

She's a lot more comfortable at home. She even took off the contacts she usually wears... Something about thinking red eyes and whitish fur looking intimidating? It's really rather splendid though.

Oh and she's got one heck of a culture! Just look at that custom Miko outfit, though, she says she's "got one for every occasion".

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374470
>*a few hours later*
Die, die right fucking now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374399
You're welcome, Anon. It helped me, too. The link to their blog has a lot of pieces I've not see before, from MGE and other series. Enjoy it as I did!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374470
>*a few hours later*
>overt outright roleplay

Leave and don't come back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374475
Well, I didn't want to write a rushed greentext. Besides, I love the voice actor for that Spongebob line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374482
It's okay. My personal failures on this board don't outweigh my personal successes, nor my love for sourcing art and artists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374490
>nor my love for sourcing art and artists.

What are you even talking about right now.
If you don't know why what you did was wrong, then you're better off going to some site like Deviantart or Gaia Online. They'll be better suited for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15372647
>For those who enjoy: Modern Fantasy, Thrillers, The Dresden Files, Twin Peaks, Horror, and Myth. This story includes depictions of mental illness, abuse as a child, and many other terrible things, and a fair number of wonderful things
This seems like a rather curious setting.

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>>15374475
>>15374482
>>15374498
No I know what it was, I was simply saying I have too much fun on this board to leave it.

That said, this is the second night I've messed up like this. I suppose that's what I get for staying up 2 hours longer than I'm used to, I don't edit as much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374154
Cute massage, but you have bigger balls than I do for actually posting it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374286
I bought it.

Anyone else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374475
>>15374482
>>15374515
Yeah, they're not wrong. You messed up pretty bad. Laugh it off like the bad joke it is and don't do it again.

On a positive note (no pun intended) this excellent piece by The Heavy comes to mind for moments like these - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctVg85F5lp4

For those from the/vg/ boards lets not get crazy now. I know they've done great work for Borderlands, Sleeping Dogs, etc

[Anonymous No.]

An archaeological dig has discovered proof of man and Monster encountering one another long before the reputed Collision of Worlds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374532
I hope they had a good life together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374532
Looks pretty modern to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374538
This is a European cave painting, not an African graffiti.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374544
Well then explain what happened to the monstergirls then.

[Anonymous No.]

Angels are cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374554
I'm going to bop her on the head!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374554
Did less ever make that haohi foot image he talked about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374554
Not that one. This one is, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374570
The new Thor movie is going to have a black woman as a Valkyrie.
What I'm saying is, I want a delicious brown Valkyrie.

[Anonymous No.]

An owl girl wearing a Hooters shirt, but it's just a picture of an orange owl.
Is there a monster girl Hooters? Who'd work there and who would you like? Personally, a holstaurus would be excellent since she seems like she'd have wardrobe malfunction, but the pure, innocent ryu makes for a delicious context.

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>>15374577
Contrast*

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>>15374577
There's P'orcers but I don't have the edit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374564
Nope. He tends to lie about doing stuff like that a lot, intentionally or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374574
Tessa Thompson? Yeah, I guess she could play one.

That aside, I think there is a delicious brown colour edit of the valkyrie somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374577
>>15374586
Ah, here it is!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374238
What is this Fox saying?

Does she want fried tofu?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be married off to the pudgy, short, sixth princess of a pharoah so that our families can form an alliance!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374603
>marrying for political reasons
Well I'm marrying that winged black Salamander girl who can breathe fire and acid! She's super special as Salamanders go, and she keeps calling me her pwecious widdle gemboy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374601
>Does she want fried tofu?
Yes, but that's like a universal kitsune constant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374574
>The new Thor movie is going to have a black woman as a Valkyrie.
Fuck off, no way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374612
Yes, and she's Thor's love interest. But on the other hand Jeff Goldblum is in it as a villain, so I'll still go see it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374612
Actually it's about ethics in hammer weilding

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374607
Hey, I wouldn't mind her and a few daughters running around would be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374532
I thought that was a tree for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374624
Trees don't have gazongas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374617
>she's Thor's love interest.
What? The fuck happened to the last chick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374629
Natalie Portman thinks she's too good for these movies so she's out.
Wish they'd have hooked Thor up with Sif instead but there you go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374629
Plain Jane? I think the actor doesn't want to be in the movies any more, so they'll probably have some reason for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374633
>Natalie Portman thinks she's too good for these movies so she's out.
I thought Natalie Portman was blacklisted from movies these days

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374633
Sif even had eyes for Thor in the first movie.
Man, she's getting a raw deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374628
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Plant_Type
Yeah they do.

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>>15374636
She was barely in them to begin with.
Same thing happened with Gwyneth Paltrow.

>>15374633
>>15374639
>Wish they'd have hooked Thor up with Sif instead
Amen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374633
Alright, still a little confused as to why there's a black Valkyrie but whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374638
Well the important thing is that this new movie will have none of the bad parts of the old Thor movies (Natalie & Earth) and instead it'll have Jeff Goldblum and Hulk in it.
>>15374639
I'm sorry, Sif.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374644
Same reason there's a black Heimdall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374645
>that this new movie will have none of the bad parts of the old Thor movies
So you're saying it's not a capeshit movie? Seriously go to /co/, you guys spring up every week in here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374647
Well, what reason is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374647
An impressive audition? I would imagine so. Marvel's really been putting a lot on these films, and consistently having them pay off thanks to the excellent casting...

With a couple exceptions like aforementioned Natalie Portman and Gwyneth Paltrow.

>>15374649
It's just cause fucking everyone watches these movies nowadays anon. When everyone does something, it becomes harder to isolate discussion of it.

The crux of this topic right now was that a black woman was cast as a valkyrie. One anon tried to keep us on-topic with words of "Delicious brown valkyrie", so lets pull away from the "Capeshit" and focus on that instead, if it pleases you?

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>>15374649
>/co/
But this is a /tv/ topic. Also no, I won't go. Not until someone posts that brown Valkyrie edit I was told exists.
>>15374650
Diversity quotas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374647
Idris as Heimdall is still pretty goddamn great though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374574
>Brown Skin Valkyrie
Source: http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=40580818

Sensual bonus: http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=51765899

Alternate forms and artwork on the P&D wiki: http://www.puzzledragonx.com/en/search.asp?q=metatron&searchoption=1

You'll find a lot more art of her if you click on the "meta pie" and "metatron" tags (after translating the page)

Enjoy! This should be enough that even Thor himself would not utter: "ANOTHER!"

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>>15374664
A book? Man, this is one lame NEEEERD!
Though I'd gladly have her sit on my face as she read.

[Anonymous No.]

Say what you will about whoever' playing the Valkyrie, I'm just glad one will be in the movie. It'll definitely give some nice ideas to think about for valkyries in general.
Like when playing Doom and I think to myself, "a Hellhound doing this would be pretty damn cool".

[Anonymous No.]

I still want too see her fight

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374671
I'd chain her Fenrir if you catch my drift.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374666
Don't be deceived, Metatron isn't really that thick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374675
He won't be with all the various artstyle and official art. That said, she's looks less thick-thighed and more like she has a wide thigh-gap when I examine the lines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374669
>Playing Nu-Doom
>Defending a black person being in the holy lands from a religion practiced only by white people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374689
Hey, vikings never said you have to be white to get in. Die in battle and you get to go to Valhalla like a good boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374691
Only if you practiced the religion, which black people didn't since they never set foot in the nordic nations until modern immigration happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374693
What about Antonio Banderas in the 13th Warrior? Are you saying he's not worthy?
Why are we even talking about this again? Let's stop. It's silly. Most silly indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374689
You seem pretty mad over nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374698
>mad
Sure /co/, whatever you say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374600
I wonder what the Porkers menu is like.

BBQ Ribs
Large BBQ Ribs
Massive BBQ Ribs
150 ounce steak
250 ounce steak
Whole Chicken
Whole Horse
Salad

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374693
Anon we're talking about the Thor movies. Movies about space aliens who came to earth and got worshipped by us years ago.
Of all the nitpicks you could have chosen, of all the departures from accuracy, you chose this one a singular fault in logic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374705
You need to stop hating before it consumes you.
>>15374711
If you order the salad, do you get laughed at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374711
>No meat buns
>No rump roast
>No Double Melon Delight

It's like you've never been to a MGC restaurant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374715
>If you order the salad, do you get laughed at?

Yep, you get bullied by the P'Orcs for being a 'Wimpy Elf'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374705
>/co/
What? Now you're just linking to random boards for no reason. That's now how an argument works.

Though you were the one complaining because I was playing a video game. Maybe I should direct you to /v/? You can be angry over there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374711
>150 ounce steak
>250 ounce steak
Who the fuck is that for, Wurms?
Because shit, that's a cute mental image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374723
>yfw a little loli Wurm devours a whole 250 ounce steak
>asks for seconds
>still has room for the pie they bring her as dessert

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go hat shopping with Miia

Sadly i have a overly large head and the only hats that ever fit me are beanies and novelty hats that are bigger then normal

Even normal baseball caps that are extended all the way don't fit usually

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374723
For hungry Wurms, Scary Ogres and very brave men.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd just like to remind you all that the best part of MGE is the humans successfully purging the monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374719
I haven't.

;_;

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>>15374713
Fuck off /co/, blacks shouldn't be part of a religion from a place they never fucking knew about until a decade or two ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374740
You sound like a man of class and fine taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374740
The best part is when the monstergirls win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374747
Slowly encroaching on a sprawling Human Empire?

Where towns and villages on the outskirts are lost each day and the politicians in the capital are too busy squabbling among themselves and the military is spread out too much for them to put up a decent resistance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374758
So?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374758
Yes, get assfucked paladincuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374744
I don't understand why you keep using /co/ as an insult. I don't even go there. Is this something you argue about a lot over there. In that case, please don't bring it into these threads. Nobody wants to deal with your autism.

Besides, what even is the Valkyrie in the Thor movie? Is she an ascended human? An asgardian?

>blacks shouldn't be part of a religion from a place they never fucking knew about until a decade or two ago.
What's this about, too? Are you saying black people didn't know about Northern Europe until a decade or two ago?

Because if you're saying that, you're ute doing amazing satire of a racist guy who doesn't actually know anything. So, good job. You made me smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374772
>>>/co/

Niggers have no place in Asgard.

[Anonymous No.]

Christ talk abotu Monster Girls not why minorities need to be in super hero movvies or whatever you guys are talking about. Go to /co/ or /tv/ or whatever.

What do you guys think of Abossphises?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374772
>I don't understand why you keep using /co/ as an insult. I don't even go there. Is this something you argue about a lot over there.

Don't engage him. He's one of those autists who can't grasp the difference between boards, which is why he's dragging /pol/ and /co/ into the thread. He's going to get vacation'd soon anyway for violating global rule #3 anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374776
Can this kind of thing be reported?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374735
I think I'll stick with 5, maybe 7 ounce.
How good is the steak at Porkers anyway?
If they can't make a decent medium rare then where can I get better steak in MGC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374766
It's ok, the traitors like to pretend that humanity would just roll over and die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374778
Alp please, we're on to your wily ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374778
I don't like them, Pharaohs are much better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374778
>What do you guys think of Abossphises?
Good for taking naps on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374778
Mean old and fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374776
You do know that MCU Asgard is actually an alternate dimension of sorts and that it's inhabitants aren't actually Norse right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374780
Global Rule #3. That's how you can tell he's from /pol/, since it's the main board that is exempt from it (and thus they forget they're not allowed to drag it into other boards where Rule 3 applies).

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374780
Go back to your hugbox already, /co/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374782
If we were nuked to extinction, maybe
but outside of instant annihilation. our deaths will be slow and meaningful

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374780
Yes, the moderation will delete this hilariously racist stuff without question, based on previous observation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374788
>>>/co/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374782
But the monstergirls winning would be the best thing for humanity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374781
>If they can't make a decent medium rare then where can I get better steak in MGC?

Oni BBQ is also popular, but their dishes are either infused with or go with alcohol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374809
Do they have hard root beer though? I can only stomach hard root beer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374778
>Boss Apophis
>Powersuit is way too tight for her chest
>Blatant sexual harassment
>Abnormally hand-on disciplinary actions
>Keeps slipping potions into my coffee
>Gives me a raise & position she knows I can't handle just so she can 'punish' me
>Picks on the young Anubis intern from accounting
>Keeps trying to sweet-talk me outside of work
She's lucky that pussy game is incredible, otherwise I probably would have walked

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374801
You're right, we totally need more rape, corruption, and genocide. We'll call the mindbreak a happy bonus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374783
You don't have to be Alp to not like it when /co/ comes in this thread. I'm sick of Super Hero movies in here.

>>15374786
>>15374787
Don't bully them, they aren't fat. All her suits are just small. Probably because of that jerk Yeti drycleaner who's always so nice.

>>15374785
Enjoy your bitchy mean loser. Grape is best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374817
Better then what we have now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374817
That reminds me of that one Eastern-style comic about a modern guy who gets teleported to a pristine, elven utopia and starts introducing new concepts like greed, ownership, and killing to them.

Always makes me think about how fucked up we could make any MGE utopia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374814
That's fine, just don't order soy beans.

The Oni chef will come out and threaten to kick your ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374825
>Grape is best.
But that's wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374826
Don't bait the grimderp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374828
>MGE utopia
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374830
One last thing.
How are the fries?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374825
They're all of those things. No excuses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374842
Beer-battered

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374860
Do they have an option for non beer battered?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374864
Probably not.

It's like telling an Italian chef he can't cook with pasta.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374825
I want grape snek to rape me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374885
You want her to grape you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yt0b_QBP_A

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374906

only if we go to the strip club after
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn4PLNPfOqg

[Anonymous No.]

Just in case some of you weren't already aware.

It happened. >>>/h/4295000

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374935
>Two years in development hell
>One poor nip working himself to death
>People holding eternal vigil for it
>Anons send him support
>One guy dies on the ride
>Finally happens
>Artist come by to say hello/thank you
Seems like a pretty cool dude

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone else fapping to wolfgirls?

[Anonymous No.]

Sure is lonely in here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374935
The dinner scenes are cute.
We need more stuff with cute domestic shit like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374995
it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374995
We're all busy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374994
Nah, I'm fapping to alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15375014
Eww, fucking gross.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember not to take advantage of fluffy dragons.
They may be tall, powerful creatures but they're none to wise in the ways of the world and, as such, are quite easy to trick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15375033
Fluffy Dragons who are naive and innocent? None knowest whence they cometh, nor whence they goeth, or where they lieth inbytween.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15375036
Indeed, they are rare creatures who only look for companionship with kind people.
Some like to be hidden away from the outside world while others enjoy playing as a knight of justice...even if they aren't particularly good at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15375041
I must protect their virtue while hoping they'll allow me to lay hands upon their tails.

[Anonymous No.]

I would like to be a warrior with a succubus swordswoman as a wife.
So she can prove herself a fighter and not some "Cheap demonic whore"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15375061
Who needs swords?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15375056
Indeed, you must protect their virtue by fighting off potential men who would abuse their trust or by marrying them and not asking why so many black harpies are showing up at the wedding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15375065
I prefer swords, but if fists are the go-to I would at least like some fancy gauntlets

[Anonymous No.]

>>15375075
Cestus is the word you're looking for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15375075
How impractical do you like your swords?

[Anonymous No.]

A reminder. Dragons.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CkkoCiEUYAAfJdO.jpg:orig

[Anonymous No.]

>>15375082
Well hello.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374994
I would be if Paypal wasn't a little bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15375080
I'm a fan of machine swords
I had this idea for a weapon that was basically the bastard child of a monster hunter charge blade and the Micheal 13 from ga-rei zero

Magician if that shit was cursed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15375095
Imagine*

[Anonymous No.]

>>15375095
That's got me thinking.

A curse sword holder that could "infect" other weapons so other wielders become like her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15375102
Cupid with a cursed bow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15375061
If you'll allow chainsaws, I think Melfis would take you up on that offer.
Source: http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=36240740

Sensual extras:
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=21612714

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=6382951

[Anonymous No.]

>Comiket Catalog is out?
>Artists are announcing their slots and spaces
>KC is silent
MGE-2 confirmed for not this summer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15375190
He's silent because there holding their tongues before they announce the co-op raffle on Kurobinega.
MGE-2 still on for summer with other MGE related works coming along with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15375198
>co-op raffle on Kurobinega.
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15375217
Content creators sign up to the raffle and a random draw picks one to joint publish under Kurobinega with KC's chain gang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15375232
Oh? Is that how what stories are published as light novels is decided?

[Anonymous No.]

Man, Miia makes a really good shrine maiden, never really thought of her being one before this chapter but now i can't get it our of my head, probably gonna commission more after my next Loen picture


>>15375190
I'm hoping for a reprint of this http://imgur.com/a/ld5m5

All we have is the sample that the artist put on pixiv

or maybe get lucky and a digital version just going on DLsite, would even just buy it myself

It looks way better then the other ones put out so far

[Anonymous No.]

I think it's important to remember that the best place for MGs is on the pointy end of a spear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15375302
"a spear" being code for "my dick".

[Anonymous No.]

I think it's important to remember that the best place for MGs is in the arms of their loving and loyal husbands

[Anonymous No.]

>>15375266
The main point is that the raffle winner gets the benefit of both exposure through an established circle and joint participation from existing circle members on whatever his 'thing' was.
So in this case, our raffle guy's MGE fan-work is getting the official Kurobinega stamp and he'll be co-operating with existing circle members (KC, etc.) to further develop his idea. Then they sell it at the circle's Comiket booth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15375306
"loving and loyal husbands" being code for "fat, faceless men".

[Anonymous No.]

>>15375309
"fat, faceless men" being code for "lonely anons who would literally die for them and treat them right"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15375306
You mean brainwashed slaves, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15375330
I mean, everyone in this threads know what they're getting into

Is it brainwashing if it's what you wanted to start out with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15375335
>everyone
Not all of us have terrible taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>15375341
but why are you here if you don't want to marry and love a cute monstergirl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15375347
I'd link you back to the post but apparently its not hugbox enough to be allowed to exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15375355
No i saw the post, but i think it was deleted too fast to be don't by jannet, i figured it was the anon that posted it

[Anonymous No.]

Yetis are cute

[Anonymous No.]

I need to rock out while fighting a salamander!

[Anonymous No.]

Picked up volume 8 of Otoyomegatari today. We need more girls dressed up in fancy Turkish dresses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15375124
freakin beutiful

[Anonymous No.]

>>15375417
Yes.
>>15375427
YEEESS!

[Anonymous No.]

http://imgur.com/D47juFs
He actually fucking did it, the absolute madman actually went and fucking did it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15375508
That seems uncomfortable though.

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm actually kinda, you know. Scared of heights?
Well she's not getting down from here on her own, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh hey. Think I found confirmation of KC @Comiket at last.

...fuck now this means I'll have to start planning a trip to Japan, and start brushing up on my nip.
Still kinda worried cause it's been ages since he actually said anything about the MGE-2. Usually he has a cover sketch up as a teaser by now.

[Anonymous No.]

It's late out. Here, take this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15375665
>in another dimension, monster waifu virgins living in their parent's basements are shitposting about their favourite anons in 2hi/4hito

[Anonymous No.]

>>15375693
>That one kobold won't shut up about putting her son in bondage and fucking him
Yknow, when I write it like this it's pretty creepy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15375760
But i can actually like this version.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15375575
What would she want me to do about it? She's up there with wings, and I'm down here without wings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15375760
>>That one kobold won't shut up about putting her son in bondage and fucking him
>Y'know, when I write it like this it's pretty creepy.
If you're not into /ss/ maybe...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15375780
I'm not, but eh. To each their own.
As long as it isn't furry cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15375793
>a dragon girl flaming other mamono anons for their shit taste in nigger anons

[Anonymous No.]

>>15375432
Ah, I'm glad that you came to appreciate her! Perhaps in more sense than one.

>>15375427
She'd contrast nicely with her cousin here: http://imgur.com/a/IP6g5#2

[Anonymous No.]

>>15375417
Yetis are NEETs who hug daki pillows at night when they have no one else to hug

[Anonymous No.]

>>15375847
Yetis are fun, outgoing girls who wear their hearts on their sleeves!

[Anonymous No.]

Yay, KC finally made his announcement...

Also seems like his neighbour will be selling something involving that one OC Wyvern.

[Anonymous No.]

My delicious dark-skinned Valkryie post was deleted... Why?

Literally the only visible connection it had to that whole new Thor movie discussion was a one-word line by him. Did it turn into something toxic while I was away...?

Will delete cute froggy art in due course

[Anonymous No.]

>>15375082
I can't understand why Dragons are so good. I now a lot of good points about them, but the feelings when I see her is not supposed to be this strong.

Fuck you Dragon, why did you have to steal my heart?

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh anon, turns out that cute kitsune was actually a kumiho all along! How could you make such a deadly mistake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15375889
>Will delete cute froggy art in due course
But why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15375903
Kero kero!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15375903
BTW isn't anime a super failure having the worst ratings ever in that time slot?
How shit is it?

[Iron-beast No.]

http://www.strawpoll.me/10446083

[Anonymous No.]

>>15375898
But we met at a barbeque. Why would a kumiho try to pick someone up there, around all those delicious smelling meats that add such good flavor to our livers? Are you perhaps a racist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15375929
I'm interested in this too. Haven't started it, but it's in my backlog waiting for it to finish. Would rather avoid it if it's not worth watching.

[Anonymous No.]

>that moment when open office destroys your story files but you dont know whats on them to be mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15375903
>reaction image
I mean, that and my post doesn't actually contribute to MG fandom, but I'd like to get some idea of why my Valkryie was banished for seemingly little or no reason. I'm generally thankful for the "clean-up crew", but right now I seek an answer from them... Although I'm sure it'll be fine if I re-post that beauty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15375929
It has extremely bad pacing. First episode covers half of the first chapter.
At least best girl has gotten more art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15375929
>>15375948
>>15375958
As a new fan to the series, I'm honestly enjoying it and am just barely resisting delving into the manga.

Let's perhaps not go any further with this before our posts are smote like the Thor conversation earlier (even though it was centered around Valkyries)

[Anonymous No.]

>>15375937
I'd say continue the roulette, it's a good format.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15375937
>no 'poo poo pee pee' option

[Anonymous No.]

>>15375889
Some autist got all /pol/ about it, shitposting and telling people to fuck off to /co/ if they didn't agree with his blind racism.
Janitor deleted that, but I guess they deleted literally every post replying to it too, for some bizzare reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376020
I dont get it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376028
Probably to save time, easier to delete a whole reply chain from the offense down than spend a bit sorting through a shitstorm.

Now then, to get back on topic. Why are tigers so love?

[Anonymous No.]

Who draws the fluffiest mofu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376196
Its Obviously Sub

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376207
Ice cold winter floof

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376196
>>15376207
I could spend all day brushing that tail.

Partly because I want to and partly because it would take that long since it's so huge.

[Anonymous No.]

Delicious dark-skinned Valkyries rise! (Although the dark-olive-skinned Dark Valkyrie recolour from earlier was lovely as well)

Source (including a close up on that beautiful face):
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=40580818

Steamy extra:
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=51765899

Useful tags (as she has multiple forms):
メタトロン, メタぱい, 闇メタ, 執行者・メタトロン, 神魔の執行者・メタトロン, 神罰の審理者・メタトロン

To the anon(s) who asked for this earlier, I hope you enjoy!

P.S.
Heroes never die!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373014
I live next to the mountain, next to the forest and next to the sea. Almost anything probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376196
>>15376207
It occurred to me recently to add him to my list of anime-MGE crossovers... I think he could pull of Machi from Kumamiko as a Ren Xiaomong or a Grizzly, still wearing her unique Miko outfit, rather fantastically! But before that I want to commission a proper piece out of a sketch he was inspired enough to do.

That is the Deus Ex inspired 'Madam M. Jensen', hopefully in time for Mankind Divided's launch I've even thought up a (hopefully) fascinating (OP) topic I'm hoping to post with it!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>15376238
If you think that would take a while to brush then imagine having to take care of this

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376280
>Machi from Kumamiko as a Ren Xiaomong or a Grizzly
I've never felt so bad for a girl in a slice of life show before. Honestly it's painful to watch at times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376296
I wonder how she'd react if someone yelled "hey druella!" across the road and waved at her totally blowing her cover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15373482
Yes, but some are unrelated so I usually crop it out into smaller pictures answering to specific posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376299
I know what you mean. I feel for the poor, but persevering girl. She's getting there. She's getting there... and I appreciate that it really does point out that people suffer in surprising ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376297
You could hide an auto-combing device inside tails this many, this thick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376339
>Those Girls Crammed into that small space
Some one help those poor girls

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>>15376304

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>>15376378
Why would she use a disguise? It's not like anyone is going to care.
Druella is such a dum-dum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15374554
Not that whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376378
Hah what a dork.
>>15376392
Sometimes famous people need a break from things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376413
What would a "famous" monster girl like her even do in the city?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376392
>>15376412
>>15376413

>"i think you guys have mistaken me for someone else hhehahaa"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376437
Don't quote me, I would never call Druella a whore. I was doing it with your other OC.

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>>15372313
>>15372329
>>15372391
>>15372420
>>15372444
>>15372469

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>>15376466
Thank you for the whole Druella series .less.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376466
Too late, everyone took pictures and everyone is going to put them on the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376456
RIP Anon and Anon's friend
The bar is a wonderful place

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376466
Amateur, she forgot her shades and face mask so of course this was bound to happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376456
Does the bar have a kill count or something? It looks like a lot of people "die" there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376456
And that's why I will keep to myself in a bar

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376527
I don't remember anyone dying but the wurmbreaker guy and the dude who tried to outdo him

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376296
Thank you for gifting this thread with such a wonderful blessing. Don't tell Aqua I said that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376542
By dying I mean raped or husbando'ed

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376543
>Don't tell Aqua I said that!

who

[Anonymous No.]

>Jinko rubs your cheeks with her paw pad to show you she can be cuddly
How do you react?

[Anonymous No.]

Small strong Dragons are cute and should get lots of love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376729
Pinch her cheeks and tell her that I already know that, then give her a big hug since she is a big girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376729
Hug her and bury my face between her breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376718
KO-NO-SU-BA! She barely tolerates the Lich known as Wiz as it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376807
Oh, lame useless goddess Aqua. Got it.
I just finished watching the episode with the Dullahan and the flood magic.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are they so perfect?
No other girl in MGE comes close.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376854
>Plump mushroom butt
>Squishy mushroom boobs
>Sensitive frilly lamellae under their caps
>Cute and innocent
>Their rooted and isolated nature means they grow up knowing little of the world outside the forest they live in, including its sins and prejudices
>Will get closer and more intimate with you than any other monstergirl
>Will hug you forever

I'd look after a potted matango and show her photos and videos of the world she can never go out to explore for herself. Maybe bring her souveniers for her to touch, soil samples from different places for her to taste as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376884
Would you protect your Matango from the angry Anons that tell her she is shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376908
It'd make me just as bad as them if I didn't.
I'd protect her from them all, and afterwrd pick her up, hold her against me, kiss the top of her cap and tell her that she's a beautiful being.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376846
I hope you're enjoying the series greatly, despite its quirks, which are also part of its charm! On a more related note, I want to commission Darkness as a Valkyrie! Something similar to this, but with more amber elements and the signature pauldron.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376929
Just keep them away from me, and those jellyfishes too!

I'll keep the abominations, I can get behind that.

[Anonymous No.]

>Get hired as the IT manager at some downtown office
>It comes with a secretary for some reason
>She's a delicious brown Succubus
>She spends most of the day under your desk with your dick in her mouth
>Get paid great money to get your cock sucked and turn things off and back on occasionally
>Life is pretty good

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376958
>>Get hired as the IT manager at some downtown office
>>It comes with a secretary for some reason
>>She's a delicious brown Succubus
>Maybe you'll be lucky like that IT guy with the delicious brown Succubi story you heard on the internet
>She's a complete fucking snarky hardass that hates your guts who laughs at the mere concept of fornicating with you
>Life is not good

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376952
>He doesn't like sea slime either

Oh wow, get a load of this poor taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376934
Yeah, it's a fun series. I'm usually pretty unreasonably fussy over what anime I actually get into, but when hearing about how people were so pleasantly surprised with it, I thought it must have something going for it. Turns out it does.

That Darkness (wow, I really don't like her name though) as a Valk is a pretty neat idea though.

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>>15376968
>>>Get hired as the IT manager at some downtown office
>>>It comes with a secretary for some reason
>>>She's a delicious brown Succubus
>>Maybe you'll be lucky like that IT guy with the delicious brown Succubi story you heard on the internet
>Or maybe unlucky like that guy who got a snaky hardass that laughed at him
>She is neutral towards you, you both work everyday and there is no sexual advances
>Life is the same

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>>15377003
>>>>Get hired as the IT manager at some downtown office
>>>>It comes with a secretary for some reason
>>>>She's a delicious brown Succubus
>>>Maybe you'll be lucky like that IT guy with the delicious brown Succubi story you heard on the internet
>>Or maybe unlucky like that guy who got a snaky hardass that laughed at him
>Or maybe neutral like that guy who had a very passive Succubi
>Turns out it wasn't a Succubus, but a human woman who decided to cosplay a Succubus for Halloween
>Life sucks

[Anonymous No.]

>all that paladinfaggotry from earlier
I can see why they get all the shit they get.

[Anonymous No.]

>Get hired by company
>Have to spend most of the day under the desk belonging to the delicious brown Succubus boss.
>Get paid well at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15377214
>succubs
How much do they pay you for eating random men's cum?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15377214
Succubi are olev.
>>15377230
Take a hike faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15369747
Also, this picture will get a NSFW version. I'm looking forward to it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15377135
I agree. APBE
all paladins' butts egglayed

[Anonymous No.]

>>15377214
I don't see much wrong with that

>eat out delicious brown succubos boss while she takes calls
>luckily no-one can see her wrapping her legs around your head, and stroking your back with her toes
>she's wearing enchanted pantyhose just for you
>perform well, and she gives her breaktime so you can lay her down on her desk and make love to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15377251
Woops, that wasn't the right version.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15377254
You're also cancerous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15377264
I saw it, Anon. You can't stop the dick now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15377264
>those censors

Ha, that's pretty good. Your joke isn't lost on me.
Also, on the topic of that, here's that brown valkyrie edit someone earlier wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15377272
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1626102
Don't knock it 'till you try it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15377320
Garbage as always, now stop pushing your fetish here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15377360
nice meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>15377360
It's 200% monstergirl related.

[Anonymous No.]

Chubby woflus in spats trying to beat the heat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376991
>[I]t must have something going for it. Turns out it does.
That's great! And, yes, I'm also glad you like the idea. Wait till you find out her real name though. It's quite fitting. At least part of it is.

>>15377288
A thousand thank yous, O, chronicler of recolours! (pic related)

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>>15377391
All the konosubas are supremely rapeable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15376971
They are scary, but less scary than your taste.