Monster Girl Thread

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A Salamander that can.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

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Kikis are olev

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The next girl will be remade Gargoyle

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Did the last one disappear i was in the middle of reading it?

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What is a harem of Siths.

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The fuck happen to the last thread?

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God damn it, There was nothing wrong with the previous thread, Now it isnt archived

>>15349843
It was deleted for some unknown fucking reason

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>>15349725
>Kejourou who moonlights as a prostitute to try and earn some extra money to stay afloat
>(Un?)fortunately, she's completely terrible at it
>While every other girl around her is snagging lays left and right with seductive displays and silver tongues, the concept of promoting herself is just completely unintuitive to her
>The kejourou cannot comprehend or stomach the idea of a man she's never met giving her money so he can engage in an ultimately loveless act of utmost intimacy with her
>Then one day, a guy comes along, awkwardly approaching her. Maybe she doesn't look quite so intimidating to this social recluse as the other prostitutes do
>Or maybe they're both so alone and out of their element, that something resonates between them, drawing them together
>Either way, the guy somehow manages to give her money
>Maybe not because he wants to, but because a friend was forcing him into it maybe, as some strange push to get him more confident around women
>So they slink off to a motel together, but neither can bring themselves to actually do the dirty
>Instead, they end up talking, and connecting over just how ridiculous this whole thing is

There, you can have that one for free.

>Pruned thread
Mods, that isn't how things work. You prune the thread when it's on fire from shitposting. Not when it's perfectly nice and calm.

Anyway, there's a nice little thing about getting to know a kejourou prostitute.

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Salamanders are actually quite nice. It's a shame we have so little writefaggotry about them.

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>>15349851
It got nuked from orbit.

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Barber Kej

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>>15349867
But why?

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>>15349832

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>>15349868
She's actually sniffing his hair.

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>>15349871
No new thread.

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>>15349836
What would happen if a Kiki found an orphaned child?
Would she raise it and teach it the ways of the butler?
Because imagine that boy becoming the childhood friend and butler of a monstergirl ojou-sama. That'd be cute.

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>>15349858
My lizard addiction is getting out of control.

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>Deleted
>Not archived
Damn it Janitor, archive shit properly. You'll make a Lich sad.

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I want winter back, it's too hot

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>>15349853
Well shit I was in the middle of catching up of that nerdhound post

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>>15349881
Salamanders are nice but I'm a fan of vanilla

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>>15349878
Janitors are fucking assholes.
Then again, that's’ nothing new.

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>>15349887
She could crush two watermelons with those thighs.

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>>15349843
>>15349851
>>15349867
I'm getting tired of this shit about dissappearing threads, what the fuck is happening did we got a janitor specific to this thread only?

I am not pleased.

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>>15349882
Can Liches even get sad?

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>MGC highschool festival
>its just kissing booths as far as the eye can see
every year with this

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>>15349903
I guess they would be more disappointed.
But yes they can get sad. But some serious shit has to happen.

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>>15349909
Except for that one club who's idea of a spook house is being locked in a room with a horny Ushi-Oni

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>>15349903
Yes. If a lich goes to long without smooches then she becomes very sad.

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>>15349887
I'm a fan of all lizards. But dragon stole my heart.

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>>15349871
Because the Monster Girl Thread is fated to be plagued by moderation who just want to mess this place up in any way possible. Happened on /a/, and now here.

Anyone want to take bets on what board we'll be shoved to next? I say it'll be /biz/, and we'll only be able to talk about tanukis.

>>15349884
Working nonstop for six hours in the (relatively) boiling British sun was an interesting thing today. I just wish I could throw a few bags of ice into a slimegirl and let her wash away all this sweat and stickiness. That'd be divine.

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>>15349903
Only after they researched with their cute assistant how to be happy. Then if you kidnap him she would get sad, or murderous.

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Small, assertive girls.

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>>15349903
Hey they still have emotions it's just that they're bad at showing it.

What if you forced her soul to return to her body when she was watching a sad movie and the tears started out of nowhere? You might spend a long night being the guinea pig for her newest potion.

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>>15349927
Realistically, we would be put on /trash/ if anything.

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>>15349903
Of course they can. They use a technique to prevent their emotions from inhibiting the logical functions of their brain. They're not incapable of emotion.

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>>15349917
>spooky house with shoggoths and flayers

Also
>food stand with eel whore and flow kelp

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>>15349903
Hey some of those pay YOU the quarter. And theres almost never a limit on how many times you can visit one, though it does get dangerous if you visit one to often, they might get the wrong idea. Play your cards right and you can walk away with decent dosh

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>>15349945
>eel whore
Fucking rude.

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>>15349939
Please don't say such things. I don't want us to be overrun by siths, furries, and MLP versions of monstergirls.
That would just be a waking nightmare.

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>>15349927
>>15349939
>>15349955
G-guys, I think they don’t like us talking about it.

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>>15349945
2701

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>>15349901
Have you even seen this place? It's actually kind of surprising we've lasted this long on /jp/ given how many shitstorms about fetishes, faggot OC writers, and other things occur.

Now, the other thread getting killed when it was fine was pretty mellow and chill like Netflix so idk what to say about it outside of "muh posting standards".

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>>15349954
That's literally her name though. I think it's the "joro" part of her name. The jorogumo translates to "whore spider" if I recall.

>>15349963
Posts being deleted? I can't see if they are with my extension.
Best to stop talking about it then, I suppose.

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>>15349971
I meant to type out rude, but it seems I typed out my Captcha instead.

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>>15349954
I forgot her name. It's not my fault she isn 't popular.

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>>15349974
Meta discussion always is a surefire way to guarantee mod intervention. Best to let it go.

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>>15349951
meant for>>15349909

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I just don’t get why they don’t want us talking about it. It’s not like we’re going to do anything...

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>>15349980
How did you type the captcha twice without noticing that you did that?

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>>15349909
>half kissing booths
>half glory holes

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>>15349993
No clue.

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>>15349972
>Retard brigade of "Nooooo we like having no images for an entire day" shitting on anybody who makes a new thread.
>Threads start getting archived early.
>They still complain.
>Threads deleted.
>They still complain to not make threads early.
Some damn dense people here.

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Nerdhounds are not for bulling

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>>15349991
I believe they desire that we discuss the current fashion trends of monstergirl
J-Pop idol groups, I'll start. Draconia of MGI42 is looking HAWT in dat leather skirt.

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>>15349972
>Have you ever seen the things the thread has been doing since forever?
Yes I have, now the question is did you?.

>>15350002
You were told the reasons last thread faggot. Is this the true power of summer? I don't recall these levels of retardation in the past.

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Who /mermaid/ here

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>>15350012
They're for bullying sexually until their instincts kick in and they bully back.

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>>15350002
How new are you?

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>>15350020
Would a Merrow suffice? I keep running into her whenever we have one of those random pulls.

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>>15350002
Enforce rules, don't attempt to rule like a dictator.

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>>15350012
Yes, they are. Just like every other Hellhound.

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>>15350027
>>15350022
I thought they were for playing co-op games with

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>>15350027
>Just like every other Hellhound
You're not fooling me, Hellhound.

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>>15350026
"No new thread until the old one is deleted" isn't a rule.

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>>15350022
Where are the flamey wisps at?

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>>15350022
I want to teach a hellhound how to bully by bullying her, and the final test before she becomes a dull fledge delinquent is to bully me!

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>>15350022
Why doesn't she have eye flames

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>>15350035
>deleted
Archived you dip

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>>15350035
Neither is "new thread must be created immediately after image limit".

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>>15350035
If you don't like it you can always go to somewhere else. It's been like this for the longest time.

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>>15350001
Maybe you've got a succuvirus.

>>15350002
This time we were literally one or two posts away from a natural archive. The intervention in this case is rather baffling.
Personally, I'd rather we just sit out every thread even past the image limit, except in the cases where a shitstorm is happening on page 10 only. Seems like the nicest compromise. What does everyone else think?
Some people feel for some bizarre reason that they can't have a discussion without posting pictures, even when Imgur exists and allows more freedom with what you can post.
I'm fine talking past the image limit. I personally think it's better in some cases, because you don't really notice the dumb meme posts so much, if they're even there. It's nice at that time, sans the occasional shitpost.

>>15350020
I wonder how powerful a slap from a mermaid's tail would be. I'm not just talking a little whup, I'm talking like if she really put the whole weight of that thing into the swing. Considering it must be almost purely muscle, I imagine it'd hurt more than a big kick from a professional kickboxer.

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>>15350034
Hellhounds are too arrogant to tell men to bully them.

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>>15350037
>>15350045
Fire isn't very good for glasses anons.

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>>15350035
That's how things roll here. Like it or leave it.

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>>15350046
But the last one wasn't.

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damnit anon you annoyed the wolfu again

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>>15350022
Ha! What a nerd, I bet she's never even kissed a man either.

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>>15350031
No one said you couldn't do both.

>>15350037
>>15350045
Because her glasses are taking up the eye slot.

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>>15350031
Sex is a co-op game.

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>>15350055
>Implying magical flame resistant glasses wouldn't exist

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>>15349854

There was this other idea someone else had several threads ago when I think the Ittan-momen was still brand-new. Something about a guy getting raped while being choked by her and then just leaving afterwards. Somehow or another he ends up liking being choked like that so he goes to a Kejourou prostitute and tells her to choke him with her hair while they have sex which she does although hesitantly. When he comes back to her some days later he tells her that he wants her to choke him a bit harder. But she refuses and doesn't let him leave either, effectively quitting her career to try and help him.

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Gentle Onee-san Femdom

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>>15350022
>Bully Nerdhound in Middle School
>She tells you she's going to collect on her 'debt' to you
>Moves away for a couple of years, you start smoothly sailing through High School until your Sophmore year
>One day a new student transfers in, from Britain
>Has the last name of Baskerville
>Why does that sound familiar?
>It's a buxom Hellhound in an all-too-short tartan skirt and jacket blouse combo
>She spots you, [TARGET ACQUIRED]
>Walks right over to you, lifting you out of your chair with one huge meaty paw
>Pulls out a pair of worn square glasses, smirking as you're beginning to panic
"You could say, I'm a debt collector."
>Basically kiss rapes you, giving you a love bite as her tongue ravishes your entire mouth
>Drops you back into your seat, absolutely stunned as she puts the glasses back on, recognition clicking in your head
"And I've come to collect."

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>>15350035
First of all, it's common courtesy towards a slow board to not make unnecessary threads. All the other big threads on this board go down with the ship too.

Second, making threads early will just result in retardition like people competing over who gets to post their OP, resulting in new threads being posted earlier and earlier, and shitstorms and threadwars.

For fucks sake anon, how do you not understand this?

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>>15350059
Oh geez oh man that's a fat bottom.

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What justification could there be for having a houri in a school setting?

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>>15350065
With a hell of a lot of friendly fire going on

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>>15350054
I want to bind up a Hellhound and tease her until she has at least five orgasms!
Then I want her to break out of her bonds and ride me until I'm dry!
After that comes the cuddling.

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>>15350062
>>15350065
But I got a new video game today so we should play that first

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>>15350077
A young houri needs an education, so her parents send her to school.
That's the sort of thing you're looking for, right?

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>>15350054
If they spread the lie that they're bulliable men will come to them and raping and husbandoing them will be easier.

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Would a bullied Cupid go on a school shooting

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>>15350077
A sheltered religious girl.
Only lewd as fuck on purpose.

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>>15350071
>Basically kiss rapes you, giving you a love bite as her tongue ravishes your entire mouth
Hnngh.

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>More Memehounds
Oh, great.

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>>15350058
What >>15350046 was saying was that they are supposed to be archived, in response to the "the old one is deleted" thing.

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>>15350071
She can't make me.

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I want a onee-san to tell me that everything will be allright…

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>>15349996
Do you think sex booths are allowed?

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>>15350059
But I didn't do anything I swear.
>>15350071
Where is the teacher in all of this? A Hakutaku wouldn't stand by and let this happen right? Help.

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I want to go drinking with a Tanuki!

Gonna need a fucking drink

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>>15350089
But what if by doing that, they attract men that they can't overpower?

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>>15350071
Once a nerd, always a nerd. If you start bullying her again she'll quickly drop her act and revert to her old nerdhound self. Except she'll still have the same sexy body.

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>>15350077
Make her a student like everyone else.

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>>15350071
Gonna bully that nerd again.

Gonna fuck that nerd butt.

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>>15350092
>It's not like on tv

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>>15350109
>they attract men they can't overpower
If anything by "being bulliable" they attract the men who think they can easily bully them. Also is not like they care, they like wrestlingsex.

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I want to hug a bunch of mindflayers

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I want to work at a centre for Masterless Meidos, where cute boys get paid to dirty up rooms so that the maids can get their fix of maiding so that they can survive.

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>>15350126
hhehehe

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>>15349909
Hey don't forget the 20 wet tshirt contests.

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>>15350108
Tanukis would probably get all weird and gropey when drunk.

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>>15350136
>Not taking them all in

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>>15350069
I love it.

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>>15350135
That doesn't sound safe at all.

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>>15350136
Love it
Do they get paid for getting lewded as well?

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>>15350069
Is that online somewhere yet?

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>>15350127
>You'll never have passionate sweaty wrestlesex with a powerful monstergirl like a Hellhound or a Minotaur.
>You'll try to get more "Pins" than her by being on top when you cum.
>You'll never cuddle her in the afterglow.
Fuck, this hurts.

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>>15350127
Sure, they might lure in a few gullible idiots, but they'll also might lure in powerful men that want a challenge.

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>>15350142
They just get really loud

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What is the best way to hug your onee-san?

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>>15350152
That gets you very good tips, yes, especially if you can make it maidy, like if you were to jerk off onto a pillow or something and had her sniff/clean it.

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>>15350151
>>15350151
You know the joke about how to stop Mormons from drinking all your beer, basically it works like that for mind flayers

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What feline monstergirls would keep the dominant trait while not being fucking huge like Jinkos, but more average sized?

I want to be the husbando of a gangster monstergirl with a russian accent

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>>15350136
This reminds me of those places where you pay money to go into a room where you are free to smash and break stuff to your heart's content

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>>15350142
If by "weird" you mean "incredibly flirty" then I agree with you 100%.
>"Hey, hey you there. Worker boy. Yeah you."
>"You're a real tease you know that? Just sitting there in your cubicle all sexy like that? C'mon, follow me to my office. I'm gonna suck your dick."

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>>15350171
Cait Sith

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>>15350161
Well too bad for them, it's not like they can win permanently against a Hellhound.

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>>15350173
>But boss I have to get this report done today

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>>15350020
How do you court a mermaid?

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>>15350168
>Jerking off
>In a building full of kiki maids.
They would sniff you out and have you release your “needs” into her.

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>>15350092
Yes
Like most things it just ends in sex

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>>15350182
Message in a bottle

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>>15350173
I want to sandbag my Tanuki boss's advances by telling her that I've got a TPS report to do until she gives me a promotion!
I want to blatantly sleep my way to a point where I'm getting paid to sit in my office at the top of Tanuki Tower, watch anime, and fuck the CEO on her desk for a disgustingly large salary!

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>>15350187
Just as planned.

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>>15350182
They're supposed to be some of the most romantic monstergirls out there, so you should know.

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>>15350092
Antoinette Fantano does it again!

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>>15350180
But what if those men can?

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>>15350111
>>15350118
>Former Nerdhound starts bullying you, becoming a class sensation with her RP accent
>Spend one lunch period on the roof since at least you can see the harpies flying over head and get some nice pantyshots
>You propped a chair against the door since you're being even more of an anti-social fuck than your favorite character in chinese cartoons
>Start to smell burning wood, wait what the fuck today's not flammable garbage day
>Try the door knob, it's scaldingly hot, the metal heating up before you notice claws tearing through it
>NOPE.jpg
>Try to run away, calling out to the Harpies above you, they just laugh and fly off
>Meanwhile you see the Hellhound looking at you dead on
"I. Found. You~"
>She bursts through the door, burning her clothes off in the process
>What did I do to deserve this?
"Oh. It's simple. You see, all those months of you bullying and denigrating me? It adds up, you know. In fact, the more you did it, the more and more I wanted to do it to you."
"Can you imagine what my first heat cycles were like? I spent hours masturbating to the idea of pinning you down and fucking you stupid, and yet, here we stand~"
>One of her furred digits ends up between her legs, a droplet of hot lubrication sizzling as it hits the ceramic of the roof
>Try to run past her, down the stairwell, HOT HOT HOT
>Get no further than one flights of stair down before you hear the SHUNK-SHUNK of her claws impacting as she corners you, suspending herself
>Your scream gets cut off as she engulfs you, fucking you until you're both heaving, sweaty messes
>She smiles, straddling your waist after your tenth and final orgasm, your eyes fluttering at the pleasant feeling of her wet hole on your shaft
>Takes one of your hands and gives her plump ass a hard slap, enough to leave an imprint
>Her yelp surprises you
"I've bullied you back now, and I expect you... to do the same... <3~"
>The Great Bullying War lasts for a solid two years before you both graduate and you end up with a wife and seven kids

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>>15350156
Pictures from it were posted in the last thread anon.

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>>15350202
Are you trying to start shit?

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>>15350181
You realize she's going to just have someone handle that for you while she takes you to her office right?
There's no getting between a drunk Tanuki and the dick she wants.

>>15350193
You act like that's not how Tanukis in general get their husbands. She'll just make you her "Assistant CEO" as an excuse to fuck you all day long.

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>>15350169
So around one flayer your get mindraped but with two they can't because they stop each other from mindraping you because they don't want to share?

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>>15350196
Would you work as a “master” at maido center?
You would have to make certain that they get their fix.

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What kind of stand would the Eros monster girls make?

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>>15350207
I don't see how I'm trying to start anything, I think you're just getting upset over nothing.

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>>15350022
Gonna mamoru that nerdhound!
Gonna help her become a kind, geeky woman who knows obscure game franchises like Atelier, Neps and Disgaea!
Gonna raise lovely nerdhound pups!

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>>15350205
>That whole thing
>That spoiler
Holy shit, my fetish.

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>>15350212
>There's no getting between a drunk Tanuki and the dick she wants.
I beg to differ. I'm not about to let some filthy Tanuki get anywhere near my dick.

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>>15350216
All day everyday, if its allowed I'd move in there.

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>>15350205
>The Great Bullying War lasts for a solid two years before you both graduate and you end up with a wife and seven kids
Her breasts are gonna yield so much Hellwan milk.

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>>15350205
Joke's on her, now to bully her even more and abandon that nerd to start a new life.

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>>15350212
But I'm only one who can do the report

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>>15350219
「Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band」

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>>15350230
Hey if you don't want her, I'll take her up on her offer.

>>15350234
>Abandoning someone you've had children with.
Fucking disgusting.

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>>15350205
You mean the bullying war ends? I want it to continue right into marriage and embarrass the daughterus when we try to humiliate each other.

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>>15350248
The Bullying War to end All Bullying Wars starts when your kids are old enough to understand what mom and dad are doing when they 'wrestle'

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>>15350250
What

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>>15350219
The Bleeding Hearts

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>>15350250
the fuck?

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>>15350237
You just got an extension on it, now go fill up her mouth with your "spirit energy"

>>15350248
The Bullying War ends, but the Teasing War is forever.

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>>15350250
I see...

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>>15350245
It's not my fault she got pregnant. I don't even like Hellhounds, I just wanted to bully one.

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>>15350250
Gonna need some context here.

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>>15350250
>>15350254
>>15350256
>>15350259
>>15350265
It was the man with no face I tell you!

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>>15350182
Telling her how beautiful and cute she is, singing her, giving her flowers, all that shit.

They're vanilla and romantic as fuck.

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which monster would play the faceless rapist in ntr doujinshi most often

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>>15350250
I like this fox.

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>>15350254
>>15350256
I like how if we put these two posts together, you get a complete, and also grammatically correct sentence out of them.

>>15350272
Kraken, maybe.

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>>15350265
I don't think there is any context.

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If you can't lift mountains, change the course of rivers and calm even the most turbulent of winds you do not love your waifu for you do not want to protect her

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>>15350272
Manticore or Tanuki, depending if it is a rich fat old woman or not.

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>>15350275
Those ears are really close together

it's weirding me out for some reason

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>>15350258
If I stall enough she will pass out and I escape fucking the tanuki

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>>15350272
I wonder how funny the anger from monsters would be

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Would the houri or the apsaras be the lead singer in an Eros rock band?

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>>15350302
Please stop asking questions that could relate to cupids. You're making me really uncomfortable.

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>>15350286
All of this can be accomplished with sufficient application of explosives.

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>>15350286
Anon, I would become a head in a jar if it meant the life and happiness of my waifu.
I would find whatever method I could to go full Asura and destroy gods for her sake. Anything less isn't worth considering.

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>>15350313
> he doesn't want a kuudere brown archer

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>>15350328
>Implying Archer is a cute girl

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>>15350328
I'm surprised that the guy that was recoloring Cupid a lot never once considered to give her a Counter Guardian colorscheme.

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I went looking for perfection, and I believe I found it

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>>15350206
And the last thread got nuked

So, are pictures from >>15350069
online somewhere yet?

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>>15350360
It's not scanned yet. Stop asking

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Loli foxes > ara ara~ foxes.

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>>15350367
If you had said that the first time I would have asked once, but now I feel like asking a bunch just to annoy you personally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350372
what if ara ara loli fox?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350372
Lolis a not my thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350372
While I respect your opinion, I also completely disagree with it.
Ara Ara~ foxes are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350372
What about oppai loli foxes and fat-bottomed loli foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350372
Loli foxes should be in jail. It's illegal to make my dick explode like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350372
Why not both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350360
Check the warosu archive. Speaking of, I kind of wish ghostposting was still enabled there. Would circumvent the problem of all the deletions.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350398
This fucking monkey is too god damn lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350372
Yeah, that's obvious

But just like >>15350391 said both is even better

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350372
Kitsch is still best Kitsune.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350272
Tanuki easily.
>Doujin in which a newlywed couple get into bad debt with an ugly old and fat tanuki
>They can't pay and need the money to start their family, so the tanuki offers to waive the debt if the husband sleeps with her.
>Wife can only watch tearfully as the raccon french kisses and paws at her husband, saying what a good husband he is for protecting his wife and how his wife is lucky to have him
>Drugs him and roughly fucks him, forcing him to eat her out before holding him down in a mating press and lam her hips on him until he's screaming from pleasure.
>Laughs as he keeps cumming inside, wondering if she'll be knocked up as his wife silently sobs in the corner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350408
NTR A SHIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350405
>Full skintight black bodysuit on loli

Please no I'm saving my faps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350272
A group of faceless P'Orcs, gangbanging Anon somewhere like an alley or a subway bathroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350272
Werewolves since they rape in groups

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350408
This is what Crow Tengus love to read isn't it? The question is, which girl do they self insert to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350398
>Someone spent 5k for this monkey and didn't get her
I feel bad for him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350372
Is lolihag acceptable?

[Anonymous No.]

I want my tanuki gf to hire a monster that i pretend to date for her ntr play so she can be the faceless rapist

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350391
I would never dream of taking a loli fox from behind while her mother breastfeeds her and pets her head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350398
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350400
They really are

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350415
Are you saying you don't want to see your waifu in tears as she sobs about how your rapist is hurting you and how much she loves you a you're being violated?

>>15350424
I'd say it's 50/50. Some would get off on the heartbreak, some would want to be the unstoppable and fearsome sexual predator.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350372

[Anonymous No.]

>>15349909
How much could i make opening a kissing booth? How much could i charge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350448
Whops, wrong pic

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350451
Yes I do not wan't my waifu to see my smile lost

[Anonymous No.]

Hide and Seek is not what it used to be.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are Monkey girls so perfect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350372

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350436
The other girls would find that really weird and spread the word about your creepy girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350460
Wait a minute, that fruit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350470
her fetish is watching couples have sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350464
Well if her smile is lost when she sees you suffering, that just prove how much she loves you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350479
What about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350452
Hope you charge extra for akaname and mucus toads. And who knows how long the undead take, since they don't bother breathing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350436

Anon, that's what Mindflayers are for:

>例えば他の夫婦に頼まれて、夫に「自分はオーク（旧魔王時代」魔物娘に「自分は人間の姫騎士」という記憶を与えて、演技じゃない迫真のプレイの手助けをさせられたりしてるんだとか…

>For example, if requested by another couple, she can give the husband the memory that “he himself is an orc (from the era of the former demon lords) “ and she can give the monster girl the memory that “she herself is a human knight”. This does aid in having realistic play that isn't acting, and stuff like that...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350470
why would she spread the word? She knew what she was getting into when she took the job

[Anonymous No.]

I wouldn't mind a Sith harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350504
Because it's just uncomfortable for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350502
Mindflayers a best

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350514
But their tentacles are all slimy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350512
she didn't have to take the money

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350437
Lewd as hell. Would the mother eat her out before hand to make sure her daughter is prepared for her first time or is that going a bit far?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350521
Yes and? That just means you can rub them easily

[Anonymous No.]

On a scale of 1 to 10 how awkward would it be if you were dating a monstergirl whose sister has a fetish for watching the two of you fuck?
Not getting involved or anything, just watching.
Possibly masturbating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350530
1

I would bully her for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350530
Not awkward at all, I'd even lend her some used underwear if she wanted something to sniff while she masturbates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350541
The girl you're dating, or her sister?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350530
Can she keep quiet during the act?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350530
Eh, I'd say about a 3. It'd be a bit disconcerting to see those reflective cat eyes peering at us through the window.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350530
I'd only be okay with it if the sister I'm dating is okay with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350530
If the sister is a loli monster, then 0 because lolis watching sex is my fetish and I'm writing a non-monster story where that might eventually be in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350530
As long as she didn't draw attention to herself, I would be okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350530
Between all the "I want to X onee-chan/imouto" posts here and KC explicitly saying fatheru-motheru-daughteru threesome relationships are widely accepted, that seems pretty mild.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350546
The sister. Not the sexual type though, just playing around with her.

[Anonymous No.]

Would an Echidna be worried if she gave birth to an alice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350526
In that sort of situation, it seems like exactly the sort of thing a loving mother would do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350530
I don't like being seen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350547
No. Get used to a second set of moans.

>>15350553
She's more resigned to the fact that she can't stop her voyeur of a sister from doing it.

>>15350566
Nope. Twins.

>>15350567
Does moaning while fingering herself count as not drawing attention to herself?

[Anonymous No.]

MGs with 4 arms > MGs with 2 arms

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350586
So a 10?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350592
Well if she sister doesn't like it then we can kick the voyeur out

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350593
I can some what agree with your statement, however 2-Heads is a no
6 arms are better

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350526
It wouldn't really be necessary. The mother would eventually have her daughter turn around to face you, and then kiss you and transfer a mouthful of breast milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350593
How about a monster with one body and two detachable heads

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350592
As long as her moans are quiet and not distracting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350600
Duh, I'm sorry she wouldn't be able to fulfill her fetish but I wouldn't be able to do anything lewd like that anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

Time to settle this once for for all

http://www.strawpoll.me/10408585

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350605
it was the only multi-armed mg i had
i don't know how i feel about 6 arms though...

[Anonymous No.]

DRAGONS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350611
And once again, my mind drifts back to the Mombi

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350479
wait a minute that card

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350611
There is a dulahan picture like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350628
It's HIGH NOON

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350526
No shit it's going too far.

[Anonymous No.]

What if, the triad of fates as a monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

Mice need walks too anon, don't be forgetting to walk yours.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350618

Imotous for life.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be the manager for a team full of different types of dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350652
How does it end?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350645

But mice are inside and rats are outside

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350656
The same way everything ends.
Rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350618
Fuck you for making me choose between twins and onee-sans

I picked onee-sans

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350628
Remeber to treat your Dragon's horn carefully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350656
With a splurt I'd say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350652
I want to milk every type of dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350372
Loli foxes are for gentle pace and ear-petting
Hellhounds are for mating press and manhandling
Anubi are for a lot of things, if you want her to remove the stick from her butt you have to replace it with your cock
They're all also obviously for doggy style, except you just fuck the hellhound harder

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350635
stop memeing and post more dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350656
Winning the championship

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350669
What does each milk taste like

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350660
They still need fresh air sometimes anon, mousegirls are part people too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350618
I want to pound that fat cat ass from below and watch her tits jiggle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350671
Anubi are ONLY for lotus sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350676
That's what I'm on a mission to find out.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350671
All canine girls are for all of those things. You just alternate over time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350676
Wocky probably tastes something like strawberry milk.

Wurm is thick and has a strong scent.

Wyvern is fairly light and it's probably the most normal tasting of them all.

Ryu is really good. Not only it's light, but also tastes good and is fresh as fuck (can vary depending on her mood)

Dragon is thick and rich, has a strong scent and makes your bones stronger more so than the others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350671
>Hellhounds are for mating press and manhandling
Why is it that when I imagine a Hellhound subbing, it's as a power bottom?
>"Thrust harder damn it! Harder! I want my legs to give out if I try to walk after this!"
>"You think one shot is enough? Keep going! I want to be moaning your name and drooling by the end of the night!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350673

[Anonymous No.]

Do jubjubs lose their virginity the fastest among monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350713
Power Bottom monsters scare me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350673

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350713
Power Bottom monsters arouse me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350721
But fearboners are the best anon!
And the post sex cuddles are even better!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to work as a spy for anons to get info about the MGs they plan to waifu!

Then I'll sell those MGs info about the anons so they can choose to make the first move.

After all that practice and profit I'll search for my own!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350671
>Hellhounds are for mating press and manhandling
You mean cowgirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>15349909
>All the free "Massage" parlors that use allurine nectar as oil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350737
Hellhounds are for all the lewd positions the two of you can think of.
She might appreciate positions like the Piledriver or the Mating Press though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350737
They're actually for both. Wrestlesex where they eventually get the upper hand is their main appeal to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350742
I'd go straight to the source for that nectar massage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350749
>piledriver sex position

Enlighten me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350737
But that's wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350787
Just look it up.
She's probably enjoy the girl on top variant too. What was that called? Amazon position?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350618
>Implying anyone but onee-sans would win.

Even I didn't need a poll to tell you that, given how many /ss/ posts are around here.

Also probably should have added an option for sisters of the same age rather than twins, since twins can be any age group really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350793
>It's wrong for an aggressive monstergirl to be in a dominant position

[Anonymous No.]

Succubi are cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350810
That seems like a really awkward, hard to maintain, and possibly literally dick-breaking sex position.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350826
>sisters of the same age rather than twins, since twins can be any age group really.
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350648
Not curvy enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350838
Fuck off with your abominations Shoggocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350826
Anon, that's what the twin option is.
You're her twin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350838
aww jeez I wonder how many daughterus she's got in there

[Anonymous No.]

I want to play video games all night with a nerdy cheshire and hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350688
Thick Kej

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350826
>>15350840
sisters of same age group as (anon)
vs
twins that are not necessarily the same age group as (anon)

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350829
>aggressive monster girls always have to be dominant/ in dominant positions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350726
Stop posting that shit Bollocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350684
They're for tying their hands up and blindfolding, and slowly thrusting your full length in and out their rears from behind while teasing their barely-there chests and squeezing their asses and thighs.

>>15350737
No. Let the teachings of the great philosopher overtake you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350840
>>15350845
It literally says:

>twin sisters

Not exactly clear given the context.

And I'm more inclined to skew in favour of a twin pair of sisters, since if she's YOUR twin, you're a monsterboy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350850
Swap the Hellhound for a Kakuen and I'm on board.

[Anonymous No.]

What would you call a monster girl who loves watching alp sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350618
It was difficult to choose between Twins, Imoutos, and Onee-sans, but ultimately I had to choose Imoutos by a narrow margin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350850
I want them to wake up the next morning cuddled up to me and realize that it wasn't just a dream.
I want to wake up to two affectionate nerds with their arms wrapped around me and the biggest warmest smiles on their faces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350850
I want a nerdhound to lay up againt me and take nap after being awake past her bedtime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350867
what about mario party with all the nerd squad

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350855
>>15350866
Twins as in Twin (to you) Sisters in general. It's plural like Onee-sans and Imoutos is plural.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350866
We're assuming a setting where monstergirls can give birth to human boys here.

>>15350867
Why not just add in a Kakuen?
Hell add in a nerdy Manticore too, complete the chubby smug nerd set.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350852

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350857
I will take over applying the mating press to every aggressive monster girl like as it looks is the new meme right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350887
Wight Kejourou when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15349879
You would have a young Kiki walking around in a butler outfit, acting like a butler with a cleaning habit.

I bet a Kiki in a butler outfit would look absolutely adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350887
I just noticed her hair is doing a "come hither" gesture

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350895

Sometime before or after a Kowjourou perhaps

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350895
Anon you don't know what forces you're toying with!
Can the world handle that much "Ara-Ara"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350886
>Why not just add in a Kakuen?
Because I don't like Hellhounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350907
I look forward to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350902
Anon, did you miss the part where it's a human orphan she found?
I just think that a Human Butler acting like a Kiki would be a cute thing to pair up with some haughty Ojou-sama monstergirl. Especially when they're kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350888
You need to stop being such a little bitch anon, it's bad for your health.

[Anonymous No.]

How come, with most monsters, power is proportional to best-ness, but when it comes to succubi, it's the reverse? The weakest succubi are the best girls while the strongest of the other monsters are the best of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350618
>Onee-chans win by a landslide
ONEE-CHAN STRONG

[Anonymous No.]

I have a gaming night with a gazer planned during the full moon, luckily she said full moons don't affect her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350860
He wanted dragons, fagmoose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350912
It's about a thick monstergirl species receiving an ass and Undead enhancement, so sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350936
Lunacy!
LUNACY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350940
>>>/b/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350936
Correct, the whole thing about the full moon is an old wive's tale

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350940
A dragongirl, not a female dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350924
That just shows how tired I am. But yes a human orphan trained into a butler by a Kiki would be a nice thing too.

How well of a mother would a Kiki be?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350932
>Implying Lilims arent the best

[Anonymous No.]

Could an alice outside of wonderland ever be on top?

[Anonymous No.]

Do New Moons make monsters not rapists?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350974
Kikis would make great mothers. Maximum multitasking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350987
That would be blue moons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350935
>/mgt/ has shit taste
Oh wow, who knew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350970

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350974
A Kikimora would be an absolutely wonderful mother for a young boy.
She'd raise him to be the perfect master, one that can easily bring out the best qualities in his maid, and drive her abilities to almost supernatural heights.
Then she'd set him up with the maid that's been raised since birth to serve him, her daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350997
You seem upset.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350997
Pretty sure it's just a dumb meme at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

Why don't we post more spiders?
Arachnes are criminally underrated, I'd say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350997
Cry more though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351008
>Anything I don't like is a meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351003
Take a hike Bollocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351013
>Anything I like isn't a meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351007
>>15351010
>>>/trash/
>>>/a/
>>>/out/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350940
Posting furshit outside of /b/ or /trash/ is a bannable offence, you fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351009
But I have arachnophobia, maybe a spider can help me get over it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350922

Ah sorry. I don't mean to mislead you. That's not something I actually have commissioned right now. I'm slowing down on those right now What with Odin Sphere right around the corner...

It'll be interesting to see how the one I'm having Toxic work on will turn out

[Anonymous No.]

Quick! Bully this Cyclops!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351009
I love 'em

>>15351024
She would, but she would love teasing you over it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351024
I have the perfect candidate! Just one night with her and you'll never have to worry about running away from spidergirls again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351032
But i might cry if she teases me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351009
People don't like tauric monsters because they're a lazy design. That's gist of it, I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351030
NO SHE LOOKS TO STUPID TO BULLY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351030
But I want to love that cyclops instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351009
I have arachnophobia, so sometimes they give me fearboners, but mostly they just frighten me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351034
She has fucking hee-yooj tits, now that I look at her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351009
>leg pedipals
Into the trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350618
>fucking your relatives
absolutely disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351030
Shes a god damn washboard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351038
She'll tease you harder then. She'd tease you until your cute face of fear turns into a cute face of moaning and pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351047
Her sleeves also seem quite long, even if her outfit wasn't off her shoulders or maybe that's just me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351009
I want an Arachne to tie me up and then tease me with ASMR and ear nibbling!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351022
Except it's not explicitly sexual, mong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351059
>>15351059
But that won't help me get over my fear

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351067
So we can post furry art as long as it's not sexualized? Great! Go ahead and do that then, see what happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351072
Okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351020
>this mad over good taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351026
No problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351082
>good taste
Nice joke.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to blatantly ogle monster girls muscles in the gym!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351067
There's no way you're this fucking dumb. Furshit is banned regardless of whether or not it's sexual in nature, you stupid motherfucking retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351073
Of course it would. You'd soon associate spiders with sloppy kisses, whispered compliments and back-arching pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351030
>The pirate ship captain is a cyclops
>Everytime she gives an order we answer "eye eye, captain"
>The whole crew is dead at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351097
>Mirin' on those abs

[Anonymous No.]

Which monsters would frequently have other monster girls helping them have sex? Alps and alices are the ones that come to mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351009
Don't mind if I do, Ushi-Onis are perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351119
I want to hug her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351111
>Mirin' those abs really closely

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351009
Please don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351046
but anon, spider girls are your friends

they keep away the nasty mosquito girls and such

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351102
But she would still tease me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351009
Spiders are very popular, what we need is more mermaids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351128
Nice try, but I'm not falling for it SIDF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351132
It's your fault for being so teaseable. She can't control herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351119
Ushis are great, but I hardly ever see regular spider girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351141
Those shoes are so dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351124
Oh but I did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351141
just cut the spider bit off her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351145
Stop bullying her, she tries very hard to compete with those other maids!

[Anonymous No.]

How popular is the move "poor little order boy"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351115
Think of the most pathetic monsters that you can imagine that no sane human man would want to voluntarily have sex with, got 'em? Good. Because here's the down low.

Akaname - Literally subhuman NEET fetishist
Alps - Because they're literal faggots
Alice - 2pure4u
Beelzebub - You sick fuck
Cait Sith - Literal furshit that only Bob and Bollocks would fuck
Cu Sith - See Above
Cyclops - ONE EYE ONE EYE
Devil Bug - >Cockroaches, not even once
Djinn of the Jar - Literal who?
Giant Mouse - Can only rape in large numbers
Human women - Where do you think we are?
Gyoubo Danuki - JIDF
Matango - It's a fucking mushroom, Mad Hatter is better
Slime Carrier - YOU NEED NEED ME, YOU NEED NEED ME
Zombie - Literally sticking your dick in clammy vagina at this point

All of those are the kinds of MGs who're so low on the hierarchy that it'd almost be a good Samaritan act for other MGs to help them out because they're either furshit, parasiteshit, or just plain gross. Or Jewish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351064
Oh man, a lot of monsters would be great at that.
I'd love for a lamia to blindfold and coil around me, then proceed with the teasing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351171
But zombies turn into wights, which are high quality best girl material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351171
>Alice - 2pure4u
Huh? How that's bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351195
Anon, if the average thread dweller were to even so much as be within sight radius of an Alice the combined internet nerd molecules in their body would turn them into a giant mass of linguine with Ragu on top.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

If your dick were lost in a horrible lawnmower accident, you could become the strongest warrior in the land. Can't rape the unrapeable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351034
Switch Spiders are the scariest ones.

I'd probably become extremely paranoid around her and wouldn't trust a thing she did.

I'd attempt escape after one night

[Anonymous No.]

I want to not rape a smug elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351171
There is literally nothing wrong with being a merchant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdmLVZR42CY

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351171
You forgot about Dryads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351203
>not getting a huge rape boner
Are you some kind of faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

Are you turned on by imagining a succubus telling an alice "onii-chan wants to give you lots of his special sweets, but you can only use your lower mouth to enjoy them."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351256
I'd rather not

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>>15351256
Can't I have a dormouse instead? Of the brown variety.

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>>15351256
What if she does a handstand and eats the candy?

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>>15351223
A Lilim will magic a new dick onto you.
It'll be some crazy ethereal dick that shines different colors, think Ragyo from Kill la Kill. Monster girls will be fighting each other for a shot at ti.

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>>15351275
I'd like what this guy's having.

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>>15351256
Yes

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So, apparently the likes of Damphirs and Cursed Swords can birth Succubi. But I ask, how do those Succubi differ from the average batch?

Succubi birthed from Damphirs are bound to have a Vampiric aesthetic to them.

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>>15351295
Cursed Succubi is agressive and goes around town at night beating other girls in dark alleys. If the girl is human she is transformed into a normal succubus, if it's a monster she goes on a quick jorney to rape a man.

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>>15351295
Little loli berserkers that only calm down when dad holds them.

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>>15351302
I want a little Berserkerbus.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to adopt a Damphir and raise her as a human

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>>15351226
>Manage to best a Dark Elf's party while dungeoneering with some mates
>Have her tied up, she's smugly smiling at you
"You're going to die down here you know. You may as well just use that thick skull of yours and have whatever pleasures of the flesh my body will offer you, you man-swine."
>Several of your party members snigger at her, much to her confusion
"Nah, luv. Y'see, we ain't going to rape you."
>He leans in close to her, hot breath on her dagger ears huskily rasping to her
"We're going t' treat ya like a damned royal bint. Yer gonna have such a good time with us that when we leave ya'll be asking fer more. Ain't that right boss?"
>Shrug your shoulders, trying to cook the soup with what meager ingredients you still have left from your supplies
>It smells delicious, one of the few gifts your father helped you hone, and you can hear the gurgle of the Elf's bellly
"Oi, boss! She's a hungry one!"
>Dark Elf gets angry, spitting in your compatriot's face
"I won't eat your swill, humans! Never!"
>She goes quiet when she sees your eyes behind the helmet as the others come to dine
>The entire time you're sitting cross legged and watching her fidget in her bindings, salivating with hunger
"Don't try t' talk to him, Elf. Boss never talks, he just kind of gets us to help him by existin', kinda weird, really."
>Pick up a bowl and wooden spoon, kneeling in front of the Elf, offering her your servings of the soup
>She very nearly vacuums the stuff into her mouth and down her gullet, only to try and bite your hand when you wipe her mouth
"I see how it is, human. You want to butter me up, but I'll ne-ver let you stick it in~ Your filthy human cock'll never fuck me raw~"
>Everybody else in the camp turns in for the night, Elf watches you take off your helmet
>She snarls when she sees your face
"You're even more hideous than I imagined. You... You disgusting man swine."
>She's shivering, and 'hyaa!'s when you embrace her for warmth
>Sleep the entire night hugging and head stroking the Dark Elf
>Next day you're all packing up to leave, she's still tied to the post like the caramel tart she is
"Hey! You oaf! You can't leave me like this!"
>One of your men turns to you
"What'cha thinkin', boss?"
>Taking a plank of wood and write on it, showing her the words before hanging it around her neck and riding off
"Oi! YOU BASTARD! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE LIKE THIS!"
>Turn to face her and give her a thumbs up
"I'LL FIND YOU, I SWEAR IT! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU SO MUCH I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU RAGGED WHEN I DO!"
>The sign reads "I'm as stubborn as a mule but I'm really just a good girl deep down"

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>>15351256
no because loli is shit taste

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>>15351301
Berserker Succubi probably have horns stylized similar to whatever kinda Cursed Sword they were born from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351279
So, instead of the Holy Grail of desirables, it's the Rainbow Dick of desirables?

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>>15351318
That was adorable, would not rape/10

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>>15351345
she needs some real pants

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351352
She doesn't have the money to buy them.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girls like anal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351365
Then I better buy her some

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351371
All of them.
They get drunk on it. Like butt chugging beer, but with cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351275
Like this mouse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351381
Exactly like that cute little donut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351381
Like that mouse!

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>>15351375
Be careful where you take her. She might want some expensive pants and even worse, she might ask you to buy jewelry and food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351345
That Dragon pup is thick.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a wock as my younger sister and a baphomet as my older sister

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351318
Very good, that was excellent.

[Anonymous No.]

"I have wares, if you have coin."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351418
Does she have milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351429
After hours only.

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>>15350022
Wolfus are for sexually teasing until they get too pent up and ravage you with love!

>>15350071
>Basically kiss rapes you, giving you a love bite as her tongue ravishes your entire mouth
Wew lad.

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>>15351418
Does she accept payment in headpats?

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>>15351433
Where does she store it?

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>>15351442
I think that wolfu needs to be in a air conditioned room

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351385
>Cute little donut

That nickname for that dormouse is more appealing to me than it probably should be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351442
Is she okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351433
What about tail brushings?

[Anonymous No.]

Triad of fates as a monster girl.

When a man handles their magic eyeball, it's like an erogenous zone for all three of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351455
Eyeballs are gross

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>>15351443
She'll accept payment in head pats only if you promise to have eyes only for her wares. She doesn't want you cheating on her with the slutty Kitsune down the market row.

>>15351448
She gives it to you fresh from the tap. It takes a bit for her nips to wake up but once they do be prepared for a creamy deluge of high quality milk with slight undertones of almond to it.

Maybe if you treat her well she'll give you a discount next time~

>>15351454
Only if you'll take responsibility.

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>>15351461
Fuck you

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>>15351463
Hmm, maybe I should just go down to a mofucafe.

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>>15351463
>She gives it to you fresh from the tap. It takes a bit for her nips to wake up but once they do be prepared for a creamy deluge of high quality milk with slight undertones of almond to it.
I'd marry her right there.

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>>15351468
Put a spin on this.

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>>15351418
Is cum an acceptable payment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351475
The eye can see?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351463
IWhat kind of person give headpats then looks at another slut's wares?

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>>15351478
Only if you have sex with her in seated lotus position and embrace her tightly. She's only 140 cm tall and has always had a dream of a big tall Anon hugging her like his little poon coon while she milks him with her tight-like-a-toigah Tanuki fluff hole.

To melt her like butter, administer headpats and kind words about her mercantile skills. Remember to not a single drop out.

>>15351483
A man who won't ever touch tail or get free milk, that's who. A mofuslut.

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>>15351418
Wait a minute, you're that Tanuki that gave me magic beans for my cow!

They weren't magic at all!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351418
I seriously doubt she has the wares I'm looking for.
What does she even have there, anyways?

[Anonymous No.]

Cute mice!

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>>15351483
A man with no dignity.

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>>15351487
Can I buy a ring to with I can propose to her with like that? And how long would the payment be?

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>>15351496
What about mouse vs cat

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>>15351500
Yes, but only if you have sex with her in seated lotus from sundown until the first crowing of the rooster in the morning. Only when your bodies are smelly, sweaty, and sticking to each other in the dry desert air while her nips squirt small doses of her milk against your chest and your seed impregnates her will she bashfully give you her greatest piece of merchandise of all: Her love.

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>>15351506
A mouse girl and a cat girl fighting for Anon's affection!

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>>15351510
What the hell is she

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351496
What would crawling under a futon with her be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351507
I would accept that in a heartbeat.
She’s cute as all hell.

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>>15351507
Desert Tanuki a best

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351518
A multi-armed monoeye.

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>>15351371
Probably the ones that are lewder than the average, but not completely insane or single-minded about mating. Baphomet, lich and wight come to mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351496
Mice give birth to litters of 3 to 14.
Pregancy only lasts 19 to 21 days.
And a Mouse can have 5 to 10 litters a year.

Made for breeding.

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>>15351507
>you will never be apart of a child slave ring
>a lonely Desert Tanuki will never purchase you and raise you as her husband
>you will never learn how to maintain her wares and be rewarded with breast milk oriented lewdness
It hurts.

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>>15351512
Stop, how do you all know about my greatest fantasy!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>15351581
How long until she dies?

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>>15351496
She definitely has that "what's on your mind?" face going on.
Very cute, indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351581
What do you mean by "current thread"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351586

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tend to a fairy garden with a Titania oneesan and have the neighbor loli wurm come over to help too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351418
is one of those wares me violently fucking your chest?

[Anonymous No.]

What is it that make Hellhounds so perfect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351599
idk anon, they're pretty lit imo too

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351604
In English please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351599
Can't speak for everyone, but I really like fiery strong girls, wolfus and I guess her color scheme is pretty good too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351610
WHO ERECT REAL WAN HOURS SMASH DAT FUCKN HELLPUSSY

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351599
In the "horror slaying" story, two hellhounds are the first to be slain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351599
Nerdwan > Hellhound

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>>15351632
So cute

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>>15351599
If only they had ice powers because this summer heat sucks and I could use some cold

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351563
You're making me want to dust off my writefag mitts and stop shitposting. Stop it. Stop it right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351632
Genkihound with a nerdwan sister!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351604
>>15351613
>mgs try and learn internet lingo to pick up boys
I wanna tell them how cool they are for all their advances to make them feel good about themselves while im safe behind a computer screen

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>>15351640
Do it, it'll be great!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351632
I want to ask the nerdhound if she wants to walk to school together!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351642
Rejecting the Genkihounds attempts at seduction so you can play video games with Nerdwan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351632
Gonna cuddle and pet that nerdhound!
Give Pizzas and chin scratches everytime she beats a 10+ hour game!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351666
What if the positions were reversed in your image and the hell hound was wanting to stop the delinquent

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>>15351640
>he doesn't want a lonely CC Desert Tanuki to take him in as if he was her own
>he doesn't want her to enhance her already well sized breasts with a lactation potion she gained from traveling Hathorites in order to save money on actual milk
>he doesn't want her to start saving having him drink straight from her breasts while wrapping her bushy tail around him while she ignores the milking machine she already owns
>he doesn't want her to go full Jocasta modo and ride him ragged on a cool desert night
Sad!

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>>15351669
I'll play sports with the genki hound too! I just hope all playing games all night and playing sports all day doesn't kill me.
Gotta make the wans smile.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>15351706
>THAT BITCH STOLE MY SOCKS!

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>>15351706
Gonna tickle that lolifox's feet through her socks and kiss them afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351706
>zettai ryoiki
>ankles

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351706

والله كاحلها!

[Anonymous No.]

>No gluttonous reaper waifu who eats practically everything
That was a good story.

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>>15351714
ZR is the space between the top of a women's socks and her skirt, so yes.

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>>15351707
UN-ACCEPTABLEEEE

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>>15351706
>You'll never accidentally unleash a Vampire who was sealed away during the renaissance
>She'll never be surprised that exposing your ankles isn't taboo and enticing anymore
>She'll never be blown away by all the amazing technology in the future.
>You'll never romance the fuck out of her while refurbishing her manor.
Damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351651
>>15351681
I swear to God if I have a dream about this because of you Anons I'm going to fuwa-fuwa

[Anonymous No.]

What monster girl shrine would you visit in MGC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351735
Moth Shrine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351735
Shirohebi Shrine, for sure. Gotta get my hands on a little white snek, I hear they bring good luck if you catch them.

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>>15351666
I wish I knew what was happening in this picture.

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>>15351735
Spiders have a shrine right, I wasn't lied to from the spider priestess?

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>>15351735
The mausoleum of a powerful and nameless noble torn from the annals of history. I bet she has a story or two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351735
eros

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>>15351735
Why would an American city have shrines?

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>>15351735
The Kitsune shrine, but I'll do things differently.
I'll stay around the outskirts, never entering the shrine itself, and spend some time with the children a few times a week.
Eventually the ara ara ones will come to see what's going on, and that's when I'll strike.

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>>15351735
Rat shrine.

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>>15351747
They're arguing over who gets to rape you, of course. This Fox here is the Student Council President so she should have first dibs by elected right, but the Hellhound, she's a Hellhound you see. She doesn't quite care for some stupid student council, she thinks raping rights should be given to the strongest first!

It's a real dilemma as you can see.

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>>15351764
You'll rape one of the lolis in front of them?
hidoi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351735
The snake shrine, without a doubt. Foxes are too tricky for me, and I'm not worthy enough to visit the Ryu.
I'd have more to give if it was winter, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351747
It's obviously a delinquent and one of those japanese school police officers facing off. What a stupid concept. A school disciplinary comittee is just the stanford prison experiment under a different name

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351735
The Temple of Hathor of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351735
The Anubis Shrine.
Their beliefs revolve around the afterlife, and their preistesses are trained so that they can pass between this world and the world of the dead to guide recently deceased souls from here to there. Hopefully reuniting them with any loved ones, too.
Their followers are taught not to fear death, but also to cherish life, and when one of them is facing death, they cast their own souls from their bodies for a peaceful transition to the beyond.

Plus all the loli anubi shrine maidens are super cute. They have magic classes every wednesday and saturday, so you'll often see all of them playing about, casting spells on their surroundings, themselves, and each other while their seniors happily watch over them.

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>>15351735
Whichever would be most accepting of a depressed...thing such as myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351785
Sounds like they're trying to take Charon's job.

[Anonymous No.]

Wife trying out an alternate hairstyle

[Anonymous No.]

Guys I have a problem.
I know Cerea is never going to do a cool thing.
I Know she's the fat joke of the series because Crab can't write nor make a legitmate fat girl because bad at art or afraid.
I know all this
But I still have hope she'll get her 'MEMORIES BROKEN' Cool moment that makes everyone love her and stop worrying about her pussy location.
Help.

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>>15351797
neato!

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>>15351774
No, you lure them in by showing them you're good with kids. You get them interested in the guy lurking about, who the kids sing the praises of, but who never walks up the steps and visits the actual shrine.
They'll come to see what all the fuss is about, and that's when you can give them the rare ara reversal. They come down all confident, expecting some lolicon that they can tease, and then bam, you've got an arm around the waist of one of them, and you're whispering in her ear, telling her that these kids are cute, but you imagine the children you have with her will be cuter.

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>>15351769
>>15351780
Yeah but why do their faces look like they're standing next to the Orb of Confusion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351797
It looks nice on her.

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>>15351792
The anubi handle things from our side of the mortal coil, while Charon herself resides in the afterlife itself.
Where required, the anubi priestesses can act as an intermediary between a passed soul and Charon, to ease that dead person's passing, even if it means sitting in the Ferry with them and the lady.

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>>15351797
>Gazer after going to Kejourou's new Hair Salon
Just be careful not to mess it up with giving her too many headpats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351735
Which ever one is safe and allows me to feel comfortable without fear of being assaulted. Are their any shrines that's safe and can be trusted, otherwise i'll be going to either the Hathor shrine or the Ryu shrine?

[Anonymous No.]

Foxy lady!

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>>15351632
I think all manner of hellhounds are overrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351749
Spiders have a shrine where chuuni Dark Elves worship some eight legged tart in BDSM gear, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351735
Dragon shrine of course. I'll donate to her hoard.

I'm going to rub her feet for good luck!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351820
I hear good things about the Ushi Oni run shrine

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351735
You just posted it. I will regularly visit the fox shrine and none of the others.

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>>15351828
Anon, that's a MGC BDSM club.
It's where Dark Elves go to learn the legendary bondage skills of Arachnes
They tend to call Arachnes "Onee-Sama" as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351827
now listen here u lil shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351735
The Shrine of Fluff, of course! Would the priestess protect me from kumho pretending to be mofus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351837
Rockin' that mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351842
>>15351827

[Anonymous No.]

I want a book about the various mge religious factions and their goals and operations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351828
Oh, well can I go there for the meals and not the bdsm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351842
Even a vanilla wolfu is better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351842
I want a Hellhound delinquent to protect my smile and my first time from other delinquents!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351843
Of course she would! Pay no attention to her odd fascination with your abdomen!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351824
That fox really pushes all my buttons.

>big
>strong
>little bit of workout sweat
>sports wear
>fox

I can't

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350101
I want to commit to a mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351846
I just hope one of the Kitsune shrine maidens notices me, even if I don't make regular or large donations.

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>>15351799
I know that feeling all too well, as i like Cerea as she's my favorite along with Lala. I think that eventually one way or another, the lovely Cerea will have her time to shine, plus sometimes it feels like i'm the only one who likes Cerea and thinks she's a cutie.

[Anonymous No.]

you'd baseball with your waifu right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pZAhqRZo78

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351842
I want soft protective clingy monster girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351853
>Going to a spider shrine for the food and not the BDSM
For all you know all they serve are bowls of spiders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351866
>Not making regular donations in all 3 holes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351802
>Yeah but why do their faces look like they're standing next to the Orb of Confusion?
They are quite obviously expressions of contempt. Are you autistic or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351859
I'm understand you, brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351799
>makes everyone love her and stop worrying about her pussy location.
Not happening. Cerea a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351735
Yeti Shrine, I want to pay respect to the gods of Hug and learn Hokuto no Daku style and the 708 pressure points on the human body that can be hugged

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351830
>I hear good things about the Ushi Oni run shrine
Yeah that sounds way too dangerous and way too suspicious. Ushi Oni's aren't known to be safe around, and why should I even consider going to that shrine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351873
How can I if they don't even know I exist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351872
Ok food is out of the question, maybe I can get a job cleaning the shrine

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351883
Free t-shirts

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351890
How do you feel about butler outfits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351885
Well, you need to leave your bedroom first.

[Anonymous No.]

Ushi-onis need more love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351897
If it was part of the uniform to clean the spider shrine, then sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351900
They get plenty.

[Anonymous No.]

What if a gentle and harmless girl became a Ushi, would she retain any of her gentleness

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351870
Baseball is hella boring anon, I just go for the food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351880
I have to disagree, when it comes to personality she's actually one of the better girls and also pretty smart. Plus in my opinion, her personality is added on with a beautiful face, body, and an extra massive bust perfect to bury your face in. Hell her being a centaurs also is the only reason people don't like her more, which doesn't turn me away from her and makes it so she can face unique challenges no one else does, challenges that can help her grow to become better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351902
It's a uniform the most senior CC Arachne "shrine maiden" wants you to wear. Because master between love and servant is forbidden love <3

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351908
She would gently crater you into the wall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351908
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351898
But I have a job, I leave my house plenty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351877
>They are quite obviously expressions of contempt.
I don't know what I'd call that, but I don't think contempt is the right word though.

I guess the image is supposed to be in the middle of a conversation when both of their mouths open but it looks weird to me.

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>>15351892
Yeah, no thanks the shirts look nice but I think I'll just head to the Ryu shrine instead where chances of assault are less, even if there not zero. That is unless these Ushi are actually friendly and can be trust to be around. you know ones that make good companions and aren't looking at me lustfully like a piece of meat, also who do they worship?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351912
>>15351913
Oh so no Gentle Giant of an Ushi

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351923
Never mind. I'm retarded
I was thinking of content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351915
Okay, the go walk into the shrine.
One of them will approach you, and you tell her that you'd like to start making donations. She'll pair you off with one of the girls who has yet to receive her first donation.
From there, you just visit once or twice a day until she's comfortable enough to visit you at home, and then you can start making donations first thing in the morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351935
>first thing in the morning.
But what if I'm not a morning person?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351925
>>15351908
It'd have to be a story about the girl fighting her new instincts with lots of character growth. Sadly, no one here will ever write it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351942
That is what the 'good morning blowjob' is for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351942
I say- I say don't complicate shit, boy. She's just- I say- she's just giving you a blowjob to wake up with.
This boy, let me tell you. In one ear and out the other with this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351955
I hate you, dad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351958
Nice boy, but he's about as sharp as a sack o' wet dormice

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351908
I could see someone mid-transformation sequestering themselves away in the mountains to avoid harming anyone.
Diligently working away and suppressing their desires only to have their will crumble instantly after catching the faintest scent of a man upon an unlucky breeze.

[Anonymous No.]

What happens to mindflayers with defective tentacles

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351960
I swear to god dad I'm gonna cook you and eat you one day

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351963
that man was their crush searching for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351964
They get assimilated by their superior, functioning-tentacled kin and turned into more flaying tentacles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351960
Please don't bully the dormice like that anon, that's not ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351969
I want to rescue them

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351964
They are victims of heavy healing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351970
Too true.
Dormice are for pampering and feeding all the cheeses they could want as they relax.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351964
You help them regain function by allowing them to stick a tentacle in you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351979
what are the dimensions of said tentacle

i have to know for reasons

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351981
the answer is yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351964
>mindflayer with defective tentacle
>you give her tentacle a kissy so that it heals faster
>start sucking on it to heal instantly

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351981
Could a Mindflayer force someone to alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351964
You get a girl who has a chronic mistrust of people because she can't read them for herself, and has been lied to before. It's a long rough path but at the end you earn it unconditionally

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351974
How does one go about healing a mindflayer While I generally don't think mindflayers are trustworthy and I'm shy, I do like healing monster girls and it sounds like she couldn't flay me even if she wanted to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351989
Something needs to be able to cause an incubus transformation to be able to cause an alp transformation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351992
>chronic mistrust of people
I want to give her gifts and do favors for her without having a ulterior motive

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351973
It's too late. They are already the tentacles. At least when you get flayed, you'll be able to just faintly hear the remaining echoes of their consciousness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351997
>While I generally don't think mindflayers are trustworthy
That's how she feels about you though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352003
what about finding a nice mindflayer to restore them

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351735

This one's >>15350372

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351997
She is an abbomination, so I guess she regenerates over time if the tentacles is damaged.

But I guess a good diet and resting might speed up the process, staying together with her and cheering her up will also make her feel a lot better and thus, regenerating faster.

I don't trust mindflayers, but maybe if I spend a lot of time taking care of her like a daughter or something I'll be able to trust her the same way she trusted me to take care of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352014
Then you will have to support her as she battles the predator mindflayer in a physic battle that will last for several centuries

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351979
>It causes no damage, but it does illicit extreme pain in your head
>It's almost enough to cause you to black out
>She gets really upset and tells you that you don't need to help her anymore
>Tell her that you're helping her because you love her, and as long as she gets better, it'll all be worth it
>Months go by with her wiggling around in your head almost daily
>Lose track of the amount of times the pain has made you vomit
>Eventually though, it starts to get better
>She's getting more deft with her tentacles, and the pain is lessening each time
>What was once 10 tarantula wasp stings at once is now just a migraine
>The migraine slowly becomes a simple headache
>Finally, after 3 long years, she slides her tentacles through your ear and into your brain and you feel an overwhelming sensation of pleasure and relief
>You close your eyes and let yourself drift in the warm, comforting feeling
>Before you know it, you've fallen asleep
>You're awoken by the sound of her crying, and a weight on your chest
>You pat her head, and she looks up at you
>It's obvious she's been crying for some time
>She manages to choke out a question, asking you how it felt that time
>You tell her it felt wonderful, and ask her to do it again
>The sobbing turns into full blown wailing, and she clings to you and buries her face in your chest
>You wrap your arms around her and let her get it all out
>When she finally calms down, she crawls up so that she's eye level with you and kisses you
>She tells you how grateful she is for you, and your willingness to stay by her side and help her even though it hurt you so badly
>You tell her that you'd do anything for the woman you love, but you notice she's fallen asleep
>She must have tired herself out
>You give her a kiss on the cheek, and fall back to sleep as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352022
I love mindflayers, that was wonderful

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352009
>>15352018
Really, I'm curious as to why this is and if it has to do with what caused her tentacle's to become defective n the first place? Like I said, I legitimately wish to help her recover and get better, also this is a good way to gain trust and see what she's really like. Plus if I gin her trust to help her get better, I may just get to know her better and see what the whole tragic story of her is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351989
No, take a hike Bollocks and take your faggotry with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352034
>You fine out one tear-stained night that she lost her tentacles use after she tried hitting on an occupied anon only for him to flip out irrationally
>She was too late to read his hostility and before she could react he tore them from her head, causing irreparable damage to the roots and causing them to grow back defective.
>They don't even let her read intents before, where before she could only feel safe in a room if she can gauge the general apprehension and sometimes hostility emanating from the minds there, now she is effectively blind and deaf to the hidden darkness of those around her.
>Which lead to her becoming a shut in who is legitimately scared of the unpredictability of man.
>Making her tense whenever you happen to pas behind her, making her keep her eyes on you at all times and grow weary at any sudden moves.
>Try not to let the fact that your heart creaks every time show on your face

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352034
If she is scared of people than maybe she went on normal flayer adventures, but got caught by the order and got her tentacles damaged.
Or maybe she was born like that, and since she didn't have her powers people took advantage and fucked her up.

Like you said, flayers are ok, but just the fact that they can flay your mind anytime is pretty terrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

All wolfus are great! There is no wrong choice when it comes to wolfus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352075
Do Kobolds count as wolfus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352075
No wrong choices, but some are definitely more right than others.

[Anonymous No.]

>Tfw you're so apprehensive about flayers because you're afraid one will get close and flirty and touchy, slip her tentacle in, read everything that you keep beneath the surface, quietly apologize and quickly walk away.
I couldn't handle such a base and fundamental rejection. It's not just a rejection of the face you chose to show, but a rejection to everything you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>watching some dumb stuff on TV
>guy managed to marry a girl, her sister and her mom
>he had in total 58 kids

This is some crazy succubus and mamana banana shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352058
>>15352060
So that's the story, well this makes want to help her out more and put a smile back on her cute face. I wish to gain her trust and be a shoulder to lean on, someone she can talk to about anything with safety knowing I wish to do no harm to her. I want to see her happy,back to being the more fun-loving energetic girl of old, but now smarter and wiser. for i will lover her and be their for her, someone she can do things with in a relaxed state and help her, no matter how long it takes. Living alone in depressing darkness is something no one deserves, I want to be her lover and be the light that can shine upon her that no matter what, she can come to me when scared, cry on my shoulder, or just receive hugs and a gentle conversation when things get tough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352092
>Being rejected by a servant of chaos that freely engages in mindrape
There's no way it's a depravity issue, so unless you're just a completely broken shell of a human I'm sure that you could find one that will have you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352058
>occupied anon
>flip out irrationally
>irrationally
>when a mindflayer hits on you

Common sense would suggest that she already read his mind to see that he already had a partner. Because why wouldn't s mindflayer learn what she can about you before button on you to seduce you?

And if a mindflayer's read your mind, seen that you're already taken, and decides to approach you anyway, then acting in self defence is a rational fear. That mindflayer homewrecker greentext could veryuch happen to you.

There's few greater fears for me than having my mind altered to suit another's whims. Let alone alteration so that I forget or end up hating the woman I love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352098
>before button
"Before hitting on you", rather.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352096
Never said it was rational.
>>15352098
Occupied as in doing something else at the time, like 100% focused on his phone or something. Not occupied as in "already married"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352094
That's about 20 kids per marriage. How the fuck can you do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352111
Probably a couple sets of twins and a family-wide impregnation fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352111
You're right, I'm actually more impressed than anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352111
He had a bunch out of marriage. Somehow everyone is fine with it, they even made a music about it.
Mamono mana is real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352119
Is that a pet rock?

[Anonymous No.]

what species would be more inclined to be a skilled carpenter?

I've been renovating my house for months on top of working 6-7 days a week and I could use help. protip: buy a good respirator

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352122
I thought she was a waitress with a clipboard for orders, honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352108
Oh, okay. I misunderstood.

If mindflayers ever did exist, I'd still stay the fuck away from them though. And maybe wear ear protection like hearing aids, just in case they can cast illusions and glamours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352121
Oh, okay. That makes sense then. I thought he went in with 0 and left with 58.

[Anonymous No.]

What's scarier: a guy that monster girls avoid or a mindflayer?

Ever since I saw a loli flayer I started liking them a little bit. More and more everyday.
I don't see them sexually, but I would take on in as my daughter in the blink of an eye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352126
Cyclopes are naturally skilled craftswomen. Other candidates would probably be dwarves and elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352126
Gnomes, dryads, anubi, goblins, amazons, cyclopses, and probably a few others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352134
Definitely the guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352131
And flip out when one surprises you because you weren't paying attention, turn around and enact violence on her irrationally? You racist fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

How does one earn Eros' curse?
I just wanna be left alone damnit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352138
Anubi are good foremen and engineers, not necessarily good workers. Big meaty paws tend to make fine control tricky. And amazons are just muscle. You'd have to hire several of those girls when it'd be more practical to get the complete package with a cyclops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352134
To put this in perspective, you would have to be monumentally fucked up in order to be absolutely un-husbandable by any monster girl.
It kinda depends on exactly what that guy did. I'm still leaning towards mindflayers being scarier, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352144
Kill a monster's husband and try to see if you can make her suicide because of depression

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352147
Singing Anubutt engineers

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352140
I'd always be paying attention. Violence wouldn't be my first answer though. Just maintaining distance, and making sure my ear protection is secure while politely addressing the flayer is fine. Running is the backup plan. Violence is the last resort.

>>15352144
Kill a husbando or a waifu. Or keep one of them in a basement while the other one desperately does everything they can to find them.
Or spread lies and misinformation that sow the seeds of hate between them.
Why are you making me type these things. Now I just want more than ever to hold my waifu tight and tenderly forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352154
The world has flipped, and now every one you attempt to approach maintains distance, making sure their protection is secure while politely addressing you, or running if that doesn't work. How do you feel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352150
>>15352154
What does Eros do with the deceased/no-longer-in-love-because-of-your-lies/kidnapped-and-mindbroken-while-the-other-is-depressed husband and waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352158
Probably make it so that it never happened to them in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352144
>Anon wants to be left alone.
>Cupid decides to intervene, and guide him towards the path of love before he does anything to drastic.
>Hits Anon with a black arrow.
>Anon doesn't feel any different

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352155
Safe.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to play video games with a bunch of mindflayers

[Anonymous No.]

Oh hey I'm not dead

I still got those requests from who knows when to draw

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352158
If they died, keep their soul safe, ready to be united again with their soulmate. If they were torn apart, send a Cupid. This is like the one time where their arrows can be used with completle moral confidence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352171
They could alter your memories so you can re-enjoy your favorite games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352170
Really? You can stand tall in a world of anons living happily with their waifus and knowing that no one will ever address you with anything other than a polite greeting that doesn't encourage further interaction?

Being completely alone in MGC like you would be would probably crush me eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352177
Imagine being the Cupid who has the fun job of being two former lovesick lovers back together

I bet that Cupid would spend all night thinking of fun cute scenarios she could arrange for them, and silently guide them along their date so they remember why they loved each other

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352178
Being flayed so I can replay Xenoblade with no knowledge of it again would be pretty great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352158
Try to fix using magic I guess.
But it made me wonder something really bad.

>have protective dragon waifu
>be a good househusband, take good care of her and our little hoard
>one day while she is being lazy and tells me to go shopping alone, I'm attacked and killed
>the guilt is taking her down, if only she went with me this would never have happened
>while going out to my funeral, our house gets invaded and our hoard stolen and destroied
>that's where the stuff we caught during treasure raids together, our pictures and memories where
>when she notices this she breaks

At this point she either tries to kill herself or destroy everything.

I want to hug her so bad, I want to tell her everything was just a bad dream and I'm never going to leave her side.
I got teary eyes damnit.

[Anonymous No.]

Wan way or another I'm gonna find ya
I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352189
I can't anymore. Goodnight /mgt/ remeber to take care of her if you trully love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352189
>Breaks at the loss of the hoard and not the loss of husbando

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352196
With her hoard she has proof he existed

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352173
Hyphen? Your style has developed a fine bit in your absence.
Also, please draw more muscular monstergirls in the future?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352198
The path to getting good never ends. And sure, I'll try some time in the near future

[Anonymous No.]

>>15351842
Original:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvJsG4F2Img

Alright Listen to me you flat chested piece of shit!

If you go any further with that shit stained rag you call hair I am going to wreck your shit so hard that you won't be able to walk with your caved in box!

I'm gonna shave my paw so far up your tight ass that that your breath is going to smell of mud!

Then I'm going to take that shitty excuse for a brooch and shove it in your face!

I'm gonna flagellate you with my fucking tail!

I will get a Lich to conjure you to have larger runic tits and have her make them lactate just so I can wail on them with my paws until they are sore and milky you twat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352198
more musclegirls in the future.*

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352199
Bless you Hyphen. By the way, how do you feel about mecha musume monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352181
I study by myself, work a solitary job, and with the exception of three close friends, the majority of my human interaction goes via the Internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352189
>protective
>lets husbando go anywhere alone

that seems contradictory

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352209
You wouldn't have those three close friends, and what exactly is the nature of your job? Because if it has any social element whatso-ever, even if its just meeting your boss every now and then, you can be you're being very politely laid off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352134
For me, it's the mindflayer. The existence of something that is capable of directly invading your mind and rewriting everything about you as a person, while also leaving you with no knowledge or memory of this, is terrifying on an existential level.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352205

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352173
I hope one of my ideas is done by you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352222
Niiice

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352190
You're gonna have to catch me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352144
You have to do a bunch or really cruel and fucked up shit, so much so that you'd be better off just killing yourself. Better that way, instead of ruining a bunch of lives because you're a selfish cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352196
That was just the final straw, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

How do you hug harpies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352265
With my arms

[Anonymous No.]

I want to help a big titty centaur develop a bra that can keep her mammary mountains under control while going full speed

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352260
That's some high budget LARP gear.
>>15352265
Like you would any other girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352270
There was that discussion involving a super busty Arachne that develops bras and lingerie for monstergirls with yuge tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352260
I really like the aesthetics of this concept. Makes me want to see some Lamia as well armed and armoured heavy infantry, instead of always being portrayed as very lightly armed and armoured dexfags. After all they already have the body and muscle mass to pull it off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352275
The bustiest arachne, one whom had to make her own bras because she couldn't find ones for herself.
The worst part would be that they are all natural, not a hint of holst milk or any of the mega kind in sight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352271
>You'll never be raped by a Raiju/Thunderbird tag team.
>They'll never keep a sexual electrical charge going through you the entire time.
>You'll never wake up the next morning to find them cuddling you.
Shit sucks.
Why are Thunderbirds so good? Just the way their faces are built, the thunderbolt Tattoos, even their punk rock hairstyles.
Something about them is just undeniably alluring.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352301
Is this another of those shortstack succusluts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352307
>>15352301
They'd actually be closer to miniminotaurs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352286
I wish to hear more of the giga milk arachne

[Anonymous No.]

back to nightly synth pop programming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPudE8nDog0

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352318
Pretty sure they're just succubutts, though with cowtits like that you'd be forgiven for calling them that.

[Anonymous No.]

Pure Succubus VS Slut Angel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352340
It's a simple story, she was unable to find bra sizes that could be measured by prize winning fruit so she went out and made her own, providing this service to other girls with extremely large chests as part of her business.

[spoilers]Custom orders are expected and quite lewd. [/spoiler]

>>15352345
Well, considering that the guys of their species look like bulls, I'm not far off.

Holy crap, why won't this final summon drop?

[Anonymous No.]

It's hot outside, I want to swim with Miia and cool off

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352364
>Huge cold-blooded animal swimming in the ocean
This seems like a bad idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352366
She could do it in like, Hawaii and stuff

the water is pretty warm

And if she gets too cold, we'll cuddle on the beach

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352366

dude, pretty much everything in the ocean that isn't a whale or dolphin is 'cold blooded'

[Anonymous No.]

>>15349873
So what happened with that idea for Wyvern-Dragoon pair who had the totally not-Green Lantern catchphrase from last thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352260
Am I the only one who prefers naga to mermaids? Tiny fish tails are way too limited on land.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352393
>Am I the only one who X and/or Y?
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352397
I've never heard it brought up as an alternative to mermaids or the practical applications of a longer tail on land before, so its entirely reasonable to ask if any one else holds a similar thought, you fucking salt golem.

[Anonymous No.]

Enough of this nonsense! Back to work, anon! You must CREATE!

[Anonymous No.]

We need more monster girl tickles

Both giving AND receiving!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352173
Absolutely not lewd bonus

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352447
This is perhaps the scariest picture i've seen on this thread.

I couldn't last a godamn minute

[Anonymous No.]

How do you make sure your home has no shog in it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352451
Good doggie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352447
>>15352451
That was lightning fast

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352452
Well too bad, you're booked for two hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352451
>2 sets of hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352459
it's a gang-bully

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352458

I'd die.
And probably cry for most of those two hours too

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352465
You won't die, anon. She's a professional.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352451
>>15352457
Don't know if they were entirely related but goddamn I love it regardless!


>>15352458
>>15352465
Just sit back and relax. It will start off easy, just a feather and a few prodding digits. Then, as times passes it will get worse and worse and worse. By the time it's over she'll have a map of all your worst spots, with just method to use to drive you to tears~

If it's any consolation, she will gently cuddle fuck you while you recover after it's all over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352475
>cuddlefuck
Anon, no. This is supposed to be punishment. Teasing the dick with the feather but not letting the guy cum is the only way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352446
But I'm playing Morrowind!

[Anonymous No.]

So, new girl when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352475
>>15352469

Neither of those are the most reassuring posts.

And i've never even met this elf before what the hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352478
The punishment WAS the grueling tickle torture. Besides, to foster the birth of a healthy tickle slut, have to sow the idea that all that horror will always end with sweet, tender moments.

Until you come to love it, of course. Then it's a complete toss up what befalls you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352479
You're excused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352482
That's what's so great about Dark Elves. They can shower you with love and affection right after meeting you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352446
Tomorrow I swear I'll make stuff for my favorite monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352504
>You'll never help an insecure Dark Elf perfect her bondage techniques.
>She'll never cuddle you after tying you up and fucking you senseless.
Why are you making me feel these things anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352511
Because if I can't be happy with a Dark Elf/MILFpire/Black Dragon, then neither can you!

[Anonymous No.]

There's not enough shark girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352454
You don't. Now go and cuddle your purple kiki.

[Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk No.]

What monster girl would be most susceptible to surprise unprotected handholding?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352526
Are Kikis supposed to be purple?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352529
Yes. Now put on that big purple sweater she knitted for you, it's only considerate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352531
Is it supposed to be slimy and giggle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352528
Fucking >>>/trash/, you trip fagging degenerate. Don't post that shit here. This is an Order thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352528
Try the one living in the dumpster next to yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352528
I want to hold a maticore's tail like a hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352534
Honestly, I'd be more concerned if it didn't. Everything is okay, anon. Everything is normal. You don't really need euclidean geometry, honest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352528
Oh geez oh man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352542
>euclidean geometry
People still yammer on about such outdated things? Tekeli-li, honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352546
Hey, some people are rooted in time. It's up to those with superior technology to pool knowledge from all that was, is and will be, to help them.
>You'll never have a shogg just appear one day, claiming that she has known for a long time that you will be her husbando

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352524
agreed, it's sad fact of life and something that could help make all our lives that much better. Plus sharks come in so many varieties so their potential is huge and the look of them is equally epic, from large whale sharks to odd hammerheads, to even the mighty muscled great white herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352542
But I do, I wouldn't want anything else!

[Anonymous No.]

>Unprotected handholding

This sick shit makes my stomach churn, atleast wear oven mitts or some shit.

You're gonna get her pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352446
Shut up you little dork, or I'll stretch you again. We've been over this before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352557
Kiryu pls.
>>15352560
Will Fig draw more thick monstergirl asses in the future?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352557
You're not funny.

This was never funny in the first place.

Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352554
Dude, relax. Everything is fine. Those giant white penguins just migrate every now and then. The austral ice fields are just you imagination. It is getting colder though, so rug up in that thermal gear your purple kiki got for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352575
I don't think those ice fields are my imagination, my imagination isn't that good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352579
Now isn't the time to worry about that, man. You have to head innacity to meet her purple, slimy, amorphous kiki parents. They've been waiting for you for Aeons

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352446

I just got back from my job. I'm way too tired for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352586
Aeons? This is getting pretty suspicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352596
Shhhh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352602
I refuse, I don't even think that Kiki is a Kiki!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352605
She's more Kiki than you've ever seen!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352605
Of course it is. She even made realistic feeling feathers and everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352610
>>15352611
But Kikis aren't slimy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352618
It's not slime, it's mucus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352618
What? Of course they are

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352623
But Kikis don't have mucus tentacles!

>>15352624
Wrong! Kikis are smooth and fluffy, not all gross and slimy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352634
I think mastah is delirious with fever.

[Anonymous No.]

Ok Anons, your waifu is stuck in the body she had as a kid for a day.

Does it match her personality or was that ultra muscled jinko once a tubby cub?
Dice say I have a mermaid today, I can only imagine her wearing a conch shell hat, carrying a net, and wielding a twig as she claims to be queen of the sea.

She'd be lithe and flat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352638
But I feel fine aside from my sprained ankle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352643
Mastah needs to lie down in the purple bed.

[Anonymous No.]

Big fat Dragon butt on your face

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352634
Not at all. Just look at this pretty and slimy kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352574
I beg to differ, handholding's a staple of /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352649
But I don't want to lie down in a purple bed, I don't even like the colour purple!

>>15352654
That's no Kiki at all!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352639
>Alp
>Turns into a shota/potential trap

Well then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352639
My waifu was skinnier and more athletic in those days. She got lots of scraped knees too.
>>15352652
Yes please. Or in the case of my younger waifu, tight little Dragonbutt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352652

How fat we talking?
Pleasantly plump, 'has been lazing on the hoard for too long', or 'Ate all the cows in the village'

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352662
Absolutely haram.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352662
Monstergirls being able to sense men that share their fetishes is one of my favorite things that came out of these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352665
She'd probably remain a girl so you'd get a reverse trap.

>>15352666
Would there be a bandaid on her nose?
What is she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352663
>That's no Kiki at all!
Pfff, what are you on about? It's obviously a kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352680
But it's not, It's a Shoggoth!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352676
>What is she?
The greatest of all creatures. And sure, bandaids all over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352674

You're minding your own business shopping for groceries. The cart bumps up against someone, and you look up to say "I'm Sorry."

Your eyes meet before you can get any words out.

Oh shit.
>She knows everything.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352685
Did she put on weight as the years went by?
Is she packing muscle or is she a soft dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352683
Pff. Do Shoggoth have so many pretty luminous eyes? You must be very unwell indeed if you think this is anything other than a kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352692
Her teenage years were mostly spent /fit/ but getting married and becoming a wife and mother has had an effect on her figure, which has become, shall we say, more voluptuous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352688
The moment where a monstergirl realizes that all your fetishes are compatible with hers and her body is probably terrifying and arousing at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352697
>Dragon with soft breasts and wide hips that has hints of muscle below her softness.

A good choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352688
Then you tell her you're not interesting in girls like her and move along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352701
Isn't it? She's so wonderful I used to try writing about such a creature. Didn't really work out though.
Someone else should. Dragons are neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352694
Yes, Shoggoths do have eyes like those! But they're not pretty at all, they hide dangerous plans and secrets beyond your imagination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352708
Just watch out if you find yourself groping some softness around her middle.
She may not take well to such a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352703
Anon, if she's reacting like that then you very much ARE interested in girls like her.
She knows what you like anon, she can smell it.

[Anonymous No.]

I stumbled onto CoC earlier today. I'm going to have nightmares for days.

It made me realize how warm and cozy MGE is by comparison.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352713
I'm a cheeky bastard, I can get away with a lot of teasing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352715
But what if she's just desperate for a man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352710
Ahhh~ I just want a slimy purple kiki to cuddle and brew exotic teas for us to drink together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352718
You say that but now she's going to make you lick her stomach and say they are nice abs, even if those abs have a layer of pudge between you and them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352731
You mean a Shoggoth! Disgusting abominations the lot of them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352738
>Disgusting abominations the lot of them!
Rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352733
That's a risk I'm willing to take.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352744
It's true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352674
The only question I'd have is what fetish the girl went with because I have a LOT to pick from.
Granted, a large rear would be assisted by a few of the other ones but I'm not sure if she'd really want to be that big.

[Anonymous No.]

Pailoli Werewolves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15347330

what would happen if all of MGC's class-reps met up in one place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352749
There's nothing disgusting about a cuddly slimy eldrich wolf-bird, okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352757
But they're not Kikimoras, they're Shoggoths!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352763
I dunno dude. Do you think a shoggoth could have a slimy purple tail that kiki-y?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352748
The god speed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352766
Of course, those Shoggoths are clever little bitches!

[Anonymous No.]

I'd just like to point out that somewhere out there, a manticore is going unloved and uncuddled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352753
The oppaiest of loli werewolves.
A small pack of them would be lovely, I'll play with their ears, tails, and breasts.

It won't be too long before they are a pack of pregnant oppai loli werewolves

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352774
Well, what would you have a man do, turn this eldritch cutie away? Madness. There is literally no limit to the comforts she can provide

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352776
Yeah, well. They're not real though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352776

it's the same with every other MG too

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352780
>turn this eldritch cutie away?
Of course, Shoggoths are not to be trifled with!
>There is literally no limit to the comforts she can provide
Except not be a slimy freak of nature that constantly plans how to bring chaos to everything around her.

[Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk No.]

>>15352674
As you finish shopping for Honey Nut Cheerio flavored jockstraps and Rockstar Energy Punch, you notice a peculiar looking succubus coming your way.

She's wearing cat keyhole panties and bra over an open chest sweater, pantyhose and spats, knuckle gloves and open armpits, left side is flat chested while the right is cow tits, she is both a loli and a MILF and your sister and your mother and your daughter, heterochromic sex hair with several pony tail drills and several hearts penciled into her fucking eyes. There's wrapping around her breasts and various layers of brown skin, blue skin, and pale tanlines. She's a princess, tomboy, traditional Japanese miko cowboy samurai ninja school girl, muscle girl, and a reverse trap...

...It's horrifying.

"IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

You begin running in the opposite direction, tipping over paraplegic Indonesians.

"ARE YOU NOT AROUSED!?!" She screams out in multiple seiyu's of varying dere's both old and new.

"G-GET AWAY! SOMEBODY HELP ME!"

Her forked tongue slithers as it bleeds love venom, "HOLD MY HAND AND FIST MY THIGHS! RUB YOUR PEE PEE ON MY TAIL HORSE PUSSY SLIME CORE CLOACA!"

"AH!" You throw a bag of milk into the succubi's face, "STOP MAKING ME HARD!"

"YOUR RESISTANCE ONLY MAKES MY CONSENSUAL DOM/SUB PARADOX THAT MUCH MORE AGREEABLE!"

"STOP! GET OFF ME!"

"YOU'RE GOING TO ENJOY MY 8 LEGGED SNAKE BODY WITH YETI HUGS AND COOKING MITTENS-! NOW CUM INSIDE MY PUSSY'S PUSSY AND IMPREGNATE MY OMNI-WOMB AT ONCE!"

"AH NO, I BARELY MAKE MINIMUM WAGE! STOP!"

"GET KIMOCHI'D, BITCH!"

It was on that day you realized you had met your soul mate, and you were married shortly after.

The End.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352795
So this is what happens when a Doppel tries too hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352795
Go to bed Bromont.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352795
Sounds like something that would happen to me.
She could've just went with the flat chest, fat ass, and maybe a couple extra, that would be enough for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352795

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352793
>constantly plans how to bring chaos to everything around her.
Constantly plans how to bring chaos to my dick perhaps

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352805
Go far away, Shoggoth lover! For those who have not heeded Lovecraft's words must be isolated!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352795

i don't know what i read but i came at the end

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352810
The great one will rise! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. IA IA, Tekeli-li!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352795
>bag of milk

So many secret Canadians in these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352831
I want to pound that Beaver's beaver.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352828
Such a monstrosity will not rise! I'll see to it myself if I have to!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352839
I want to Canada goose the newfie-accented moose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352795
>Bromont returns
/monster/ too slow for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352831
In ancient times, Canadians were the second largest population of posters in these threads behind Texans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352843
>You will never have a Newfoundland Moose Girl wander into your snow-covered town, looking for a place that sells coffee.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M26ug8MGYlY

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352851
I know we have a couple members of the mitten here who can feign being canadian at times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352841
What can mere man do? The stars will align, the firmament shall fall burning, as the great city rises once more!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352856
But there is no firmament. No ether either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352858
They'll make one! Then burn it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352719
Anon trust me. If she's reacting in that specific way it means that she's found a man with fetishes that she wants in a man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352853
Newfie accents are so fucking cute, and I'm not sure why. Right behind Welsh and plains Native accents for me. Bumps a 6/10 to a 9.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352795
Lay off the hard drugs Bromont.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352851
There was the guy that came in here ranting about zambonis a while back. We come out of the woodwork once in a while.

[Anonymous No.]

You think Yuki-Onna and Yeti would flock to Canada?

Because it can get pretty fucking cold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352882
I imagine many mofu types would find it comfortable here. Not so many lamias and dragons though. You might have to travel for your waifu.

Good thing mine is equipped for cold weather. I can't deal with heat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352886
Curling up with a fluffy tails in an isolated log cabin sounds maximum comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352892
I've done it. It's not that comfy.

It is comfort the likes of which mortal man cannot imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please be sure to keep those harpy chicks safe and warm, they're at a tender age and need all the help they can get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352897
It's KFC time, baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352717
how deep did you travel into hell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352904
Yes, wrapping them up in nice toasty blankets so they can nap in comfort would be lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

What to do?

[Anonymous No.]

eating a heartfelt meal cooked for you by the hellhound delinquent

[Anonymous No.]

Lets talk evil fox!

[Anonymous No.]

/monster/ in a nutshell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15353049
I think I just got aids by looking at that, god knows what you've got from actually going there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15353049
What in honest fuck am I looking at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15353010
>The normally brash delinquent hellhound getting totally flustered while making her first attempt at trying to make the perfect meal for the man she loves

[Anonymous No.]

>>15353049
Why are you trying to stir up shit?
Just let /monster/ be shit at their side of the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352999
>>15353018
This is suspicious. I'm not an organ donor you know.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a monster girl to hold me close and tell me everythings alright!

But im always thinking of suicide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352897
Harpy chicks are cute. I want to father a clutch of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15353274
Harpies are no good bandits! Who raid villages for men and food!

[Anonymous No.]

Hiya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15353384
Hello semen demon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15353384
I-I like your horns!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15353414
>stutter
Showing weakness will activate her predatory instincts. You're in trouble now, boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15353049
Well, still better than us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15353486
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15353232
The Yeti Suicide Hotline has been alerted and will be sending an agent to your location shortly, she will have a Weresheep wool blanket and cookies

[Anonymous No.]

>>15353494
>no cocoa
Truly this world is bleak and without hope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15353491
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15353502
They're not better than us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15353486
Not by any stretch of the imagination.

It's also easier to have a conversation here without it taking a month to go anywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

An Elf is in your lab, pinching your potions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15353528
So THAT'S where they all go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15353528
My potions are too strong for her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15353528
That's a poison you knife eared piece of shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15353528
Don't! That's the puffy vulva potion!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15353528
That slave needs discipline.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15353528
I'm going to make her watch Howard The Duck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15353350
Harpies attacking villages is so dumb. Like, just hide inside a house with a roof.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15353590
They'll poop on every statue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15353528
And I'm in her village, raping her family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15353528
Shame there's not a potion that gets rid of her rape bait status.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15353597
I can see you got the short end of the stick here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15353594
Oh god. Guess we'll have to offer a sacrifice then.

>>15353600
That's true. Maybe raping is bad since I'll be losing some clients. I guess capturing the thief and forcing her to work for me is the best choice here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15353620
Don't be deterred by empty threats! Girls don't poop!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15353642
That's true. Must be a harpy trying to decieve me.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't do drugs, kids. You don't want to end up like Henrietta Holst, do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15353680
Poor Henrietta. She thought she could fly, when in fact she could only JUMP GOOD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15353675
It's not a sacrifice if it's voluntary! I'll gladly offer myself up to the harpy coven!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15353754
Queen's Invitation intensifies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15353701
That reminds me, is the new jack out yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15353760
I dunno. Haven't heard anything, so probably not.

[Anonymous No.]

Zug-Zug?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15353798
No snu snu

[Anonymous No.]

>I'll never live in the countryside with a cowgirl that looks like pic related
Kill me now

[Anonymous No.]

>>15353798
How do you charm a orc shaman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15353813
Ask her to bless your totem if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15353813
Ask the witch doctor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15353819
All he told me was "oh eh oh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang"
How is that supposed to help me charm a shaman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15353825
Dance until moistness pours forth from her, duh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15353818
What weird ritual would she do if you said that to her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15353830
One that involves psychedelic mushrooms and incorporeal sexy times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15353833
>psychedelic mushrooms
This is going to be intesting...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15353804
Faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

Yo dad, explain this shit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15353872
You're adopted, but there is no need to worry. We love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15353872
Your mother is a lich and she did some crazy experiments when she was pregnant.
We still love you.
I want to dick anubis-lamia daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15353920
Don't do it. You are going to start a generation of lamianubis that wants to rule the world

[Anonymous No.]

>>15353961
Why stop there? We need to do research into Apophis/Anubis hybrids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15353975
You are going too far. She is going to rule evry grain of sand there is on earth and there won't be a way to stop her.

Do you really want that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15353893

[Anonymous No.]

Are Golems now the most yandere girls in canon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15353985
Yes and I would serve her all the way.

The real question is what would they look like, would the Anubis half have purple skin too? Then again brown skin with purple fur could look pretty nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15353985
>Do you really want that?
It will be a better world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15353996
They're yandere? Was that something added with the reowked pic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15353996
Shirohebi is more yandere. If you're talking about the whole killing thing any monstergirl will gladly anyone who tries to hurt her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15353996
Forgetting someone?

I think plenty of girls would also kill someone that attempts to harm their man, it's just that Golem needed a specific mention of it in her profile because of the runes. I doubt Lizards, Salamanders or even Baphomets would have second thoughts about cutting down someone who tried to kill the love of their life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354006
>>15354008
But think about the beaches! Even stepping on the sans makes you her servant.

She would probably be a brown dog with purple snake parts and fur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354024
Then we just need to make a pharaoh-dragon. The ultimate battle of the desseret!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354049
This one I would serve. Can't resist the brown dragon ruler.

Go on jorneys to spread her domain. Clean her palace and hoard that even a Kiki would be ashamed.
Massage her scaly parts so it feels like she is in heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354049
>Brown dragon with golden jewellery sitting on her throne
That's one badass mental image.

[Anonymous No.]

Speaking of combined monster girls, what combination would you guys like to have?

Mofu dragon would probably make me go crazy and start drawing her 24/7, also waste all of my money commissioning art of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354124
Midflayer-Raiju
Don't ask

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354124
Ushi-Oni crossed with an Oomukade.

The spider-like body of an Ushi-Oni with the upper body and venom of an Oomukade. It would be much harder to lick her venom glands to turn the situation around when you're pinned under her huge body but if you did manage it somehow you'd have the huge beast at your mercy. This is far from my least crazy idea but it's the one I want the most.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354148
Crow Tengu with Vampire or Arachne. Either way I'm getting roughly loved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354148
>This is far from my least crazy idea but it's the one I want the most.
I mean far from my most crazy idea. I need coffee.

Talking of those crazy ideas one of them is a Weresheep crossed with Hinezumi. Her wool is always "burning" and she would fight in a drowsy drunken fist like style. Post-fight sex would mostly be of the gentle kind with plenty of leg locking to reward you for your hard work while the wool helps you relax.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354135
You like shock therapy, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354156
Y-You have cute horns

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354171
That's a pretty cool idea actually.
Tell me more.about those mixtures, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354148
What a monstrosity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354156
Y-You have cute buttocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354124
Yeti and Jinko, fluffy tiger with fierce hugs

[Anonymous No.]

Help, I am becoming obsessed with oni and/or ogre butts.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354300
Nice horn

[Anonymous No.]

Beautiful boat butts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354326
Too small.
Also a boat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354328
>Also a boat.
Not an argument.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354335
Yes it is. This is the monster girl thread, not the Kancolle thread.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are horns so good? I want to touch, rub, bite and suck them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354339
Do you not see the horns?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354326
Boat Boobs

>>15354339
I don't understand why people are so opposed to the abyssal since they're basically just pale oni and some of them even have oni in their names.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354362
Because that's not the sister with the 24/7 scary face

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354182
See the problem I have for a lot of them is that I like the idea of the mixed traits but I'm unsure of how they should look.

Like Khepri x Kiki hybrids that occupy abandoned western mansions and old castles in the same way regular Khepri would live in desert ruins. The idea is really appealing but I can't imagine an appearance that sits right with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354326
>>15354335
>>15354360
>>15354362

Do you people have nothing better to do than shitpost this morning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354362
I want to ream Seaports asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354381
Mornings are hella boring anon, especially at work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354381
Abyssals aren't even off-topic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354124

I like the idea of combining a Kejourou with a Holst

>Resembles a usual Kej but with a Holsts horns and tail.
>Obviously has an increased breast size
>In comparison to normal Holst milk, their milk is notably silky in taste but otherwise is just as nutritional. Additionally it has a minor aphrodisiac effect to it that is amplified if drunk from the source.
>a man who drinks this version of the extra thick milk will find that unmarried Kejourou, Holsts and Kowjourou will be strongly attracted to him.
>They're more mellow than your standard Kejourou but they're still a bit sly. If you accept an offer to drink from one directly, you'll find yourself unable to escape.
>In general they're pretty uncommon compared to holsts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354417
Nursing hairjobs for days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354381
>posting monster girls in the monster girl thread is shitposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354415
They are though. They got a whole separate general. And yet you cry about how you don't understand and it's unfair every single time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354381
>Things I don't like are shitposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>15353528
No! Not my "Potion Of Immortality I Left Lying Around That Totally Isn't An Elixir of Voluptuousness"! Don't take that! You fiend! Do you even realize that it's enchanted so that if you don't drink it on the spot, it disappears forever?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354409
Seaport is for tender loving

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354462
That's Seaport Water Oni.
Seaport Water Oni is rough anal reaming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354473
Lets not forget facefucked by her horn, and taken doggy against the wall only to end with both of you standing and both her tits in your hand as you slam into her from behind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354417
>>15354427
Didn't we get a story like this?

[Anonymous No.]

Chubby Wolfu
Cuddle
or
Train
or
add to the chub via meet or via puppy making

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354499

Did we? I know it was mentioned some weeks ago but not really a story

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354482
>Lets not forget facefucked by her horn
What does that even mean?
Are you taking off her horn and putting it in her mouth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354501
Make softer for optimal cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354499
Quicksilver wrote about a lactating buttslut Kejourou onee-san.
>>15354518
I imagine that it involves holding onto her horn while fucking her mouth with your dong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354518
Apply yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354482
>both of you standing and both her tits in your hand as you slam into her from behind
She must at least be 7-8ft tall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354534
Stand on something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354540
>>15354534
Or make her kneel

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354534
Well she does have Oni in her name, she's probably huge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354544
Make he kneel and stand on something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354534
When will they learn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354560
Her*
Damn you, stupid phone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354562
This. Any one under 11ft should probably kill themselves

[Anonymous No.]

Tall girls standing intimidatingly next to each other, to convince human boys they're the superior tall girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354473
>>15354482

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354578
That's all rude girls with scowls deserve. When her belly is full of cum, and it relaxes into a smile, will she deserve the tender shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Happy Day of Days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354501
Can I just get a Wolfu whose domesticated, and average besides her height and fluffy tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354501
Add to the chub for better cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354508
>>15354526
Yes, the buttslut story was what I was talking about. Does anyone have it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354597
Who doesn't.
http://pastebin.com/rS7k8uAJ

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354526
That makes more sense

>>15354534
>>15354569

Tall girls give the best hugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354600
Thank you kindly.

[Anonymous No.]

Dragons are going to __________ us

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354638
Momdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354638
>>15354640

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354638
go to war with

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354540
>>15354544
>>15354558
>>15354560

Remember, it's Nipponese. So giant for them is like 6-and-a-half feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354638
get soft because of

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354662
Are we good cooks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354663
We are good cooks or buying them fast food too often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354655
>Be westerner
>Go to Japan
>Hit your head on everything
>Everyone looks 12

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354670
I would never! I haven't eaten fastfood more than once in the past two years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354655
>Playing Valkyria Chronicles
>Selvaria seems to be a good foot and a half taller than almost everyone
>She's 5ft 10

I guess I'm a giant then

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354673
>Everyone looks 12
neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>walking down the street
>see this

what do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354676
Then it would be your cooking.

Granted, anything tastes good when compared to fire charred meat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354655
>Nipponistanis are a bunch of manlets
>Their giants are non-manlet average height
>tfw being 6'6''

How would a 'giant' react upon seeing a human taller than her suddenly right in front of her? How much of a shock would it be for her to actually stare up to see someone in the eyes, possibly for the first time in her life?

Surely she'd end up a stuttering mess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354655
Yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354683
Remove furries with no mercy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354683
Wrong kind of kobold, no thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354683
Don't mind if I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354638
steal our hearts from

[Anonymous No.]

>>15352795
Amazing. Simply beautiful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354687
>>15354688
>not adopting a cute kobold

who's the real monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354722
You, who'd adopt a furry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354722
Not into furfaggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354724
she's not furry, just extra fluffy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354683
Adopt the green eyed one and give her nuzzles and kissus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354731
Take a hike poltfaggot.

[Anonymous No.]

kit-soo-nay

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354685
>This lanky fuck thinks he's gonna step up to Selvaria and reduce her to a stuttering mess with his mere presence
hahahahaha

[Anonymous No.]

Can Kobolds play on basketball teams

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354747

Do androids dream of electrionic sheep girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354731
>Literally covered in fur
>Six nipples
>Snout
>Not a furry
Hahaha

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354747
Says in the rule books no dogs allowed which was added after the air bud debacle

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354751
Weresheep that build up electricity and shoot it out in defense?
Could be cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354746
We're in the thread of unrealistic dreams and hopes, anon. Remember that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354746
I have seen her getting mindbroken by fat old men like dozen times already

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354781
Were they faceless?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354731
S N O U T S S S N O U T S T SNOUTOUNS
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O N N N N U N U U
U
T U O N S O O O O O O O O
N
O U U U U N U N N
U
S N O U T T T T U O N S T U O N S S

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354792
I want to be raped by a bunch of fat, faceless tanukis!
I want there to be an awkward moment where they realize the mindbroken boy toy they keep in the basement is the father of the kids they're carrying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354781
Bitch had the balls to straight up Allahu ckbar herself. Nips love portraying women like that as rape fodder

[Anonymous No.]

Do not get raped by a fat faceless tanuki because that leads to your waifu getting NTR'd and her hearing your moans of how much better the tanuki is

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354731
I'd still call Polt a furry, but I love her design either way.
The difference which causes so many arguments is that she's not an anthro, which are the horrible looking things.
She's like the one exception I kind of adore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354819
But what if she was a tanuki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354824
then her boss is getting some alone time with you for her promotion

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354819
But hat if she gets of to it?

>>15354824
Then that Tanuki's pussy is better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354124
Inari and Yukionna
Cheshire and Jinko
Nereid and Kejourou

Ittan-momen go well with almost anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354837
I can see that.
Perhaps a harem could be formed so that a merging of wealth could occur.

>>15354838
Perhaps, but my wife's tail is still the bushiest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354824
What if a MG with a split personality disorder thinks she's NTRing herself

[Anonymous No.]

state your personal limit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354819
i'd be okay with it if the tanuki wasn't fat

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354850
>merging of wealth
that is some communist talk there

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354124
Unicorn and Golem

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354853
Where do you think you are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354845
Ittan-momen fusios would still just be ghostly sheets of fabric, just with different shapes and stuff.
Like getting different covers for a daki, almost.

Really like the Inari and Yuki idea though. That sounds pretty elegant, what with the pure white fur and all.
And the Nereid/Kejourou would be a beautiful thing to see, watching her hair splay out and flow behind her in a long, shimmering curtain as she dances underwater.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354854
>>15354854
you don't get a choice

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354851
Then you record it so you can show her that it's just herself.

>>15354855
And they are tanukis, it's a common business practice dating back to ye olden times.

Even the desert tanukis practice it today, pooling their resources for greater business ventures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354855
But anon, there's nothing more capitalist than company mergers other than the exploitation of cheap out of country labor.
Plus every company means another chubby Tanuki to bend over the desk and fuck vigorously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354845

>Nereid and Kejourou

>Walking on a dock of a harbor town
>Without warning, hair darts out from under the water, coils you up and forcibly dragging you down into the ocean.
>And you were never seen again

Gotta be careful!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354853
I wouldn't mind semi furry at all, but 1.5 would be ideal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354869
The angriest place I know that isnt my friends house

[Anonymous No.]

NTR go and stay go

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354889
>>15354889
>>15354889

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354819
My waifu would never let me get raped

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354819
But it's a popular porn genre for Crow Tengus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354897
If nerdbirds don't stop reading NTR doujins then they'll never get a boy for themselves!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354895
What if she had to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354860
Those are 2 horns

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354853
1.5 if the max limit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354897
They won't get cute boys from that porn

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354853
1.5. Id go 2 if I could tear her face off
6 gets me every time

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354860
>Gundam Unicorn girl

Do you think her psycho-frame goes into the red "destroy mode" when she gets aroused?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354897
You mean black harpies

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354914
Why would she have to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354931
You mean female lizards

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354853
2 but I have the decency not to post it here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354913
>>15354921
Plenty of boys are into that sort of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354928
>Magitek Golems with psychoframe-esque enhancements
Oh baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354928
Probably.
The 'Destroy' part is a reference to what she'll do to your pelvis

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354895
Your sister lost the bet and your virginity is the spoils

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354877
>Even the desert tanukis practice it today
>No harem of delicious brown shortstacks travelling with you in a caravan to sell goods in various towns.
>You'll never lay back on a bed of soft pillows and silk blankets while your wives strip down and have their way with you.
>You'll never wake up the next morning surrounded by warm brown skin and smiling faces.
God damn it.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a cute idol boy with loads of adoring fans! Then I want fat old tanukis to make me a slave to the V in return for making me a star!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354933
Maybe you have to sell yourself to pay the bills, or a group of paladin-chans will kill you unless you fuck them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354942
would that be 2 steps away from mindflayer golems?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354897
Cuckqueans a shit i tell you a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354942
And considering how a psychofield interacts with emotions, you might find yourself bonding with her even more than you might first expect.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to pinned down by an old tanuki and just when I'm about to get raped my waifu comes swepping down with fire bursting out of her mouth!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354956
Stop pushing your shit fucking fetish faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354946
Indeed.
They'd run the business and do the stocking, you'd take care of the kids and cuddle them after a long day.

All those bushy tails waging when they see you would be lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354948
How much of a slave? Hating it because you need it for your career, or begging for that tanuki bush?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354956
>Order propaganda Dojinshi about how Human Pussy>Monster Pussy

[Anonymous No.]

I want to do e-stim with my Kobold daughteru! My waifu and I are going to hogtie her, put electro pads all over her little body, and then tease her with electro wands! Then we're going to Eiffel tower her while the electro machines are still on!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354979
Man, the waifu is really getting some attention these days. I'm glad she's joining family activities now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354979

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354983
Are you being ironic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354983
Yes, her personality is developing much better in my head now that I have a rough draft of something written.

>>15354987
E-stim anon, electric shocks for the sake of pleasure!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354972
>That spoiler
Adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354957
Possibly
Quantum brainwaves in 00 was close to the mindfuckery that newtype stuff did

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354989
No. I used to wonder where the waifu was since he only told his daughteru's tales.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354957
>>15354964
>Magitek Psycho-Golem
>Porcelain white skin with blue and grey "panels" that help break things up
>Compared to normal Golems, their large arms and legs have a degree of malleability despite their pseudo-mechanical nature
>When they feel that their husband is being threatened, panels along their arms and legs disengage to reveal glowing framework that emits a hostile psycho field
>The panels also disengage when the Golem feels the need to breed

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna out barter a desert tanuki and leave her high and dry!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355001
She's the same faceless agent as she is in all the dudes fantasies. Just look at the post you replied to, his waifu is only there as an actor, all the attention is on the daughteru. I bet if you cataloged all his posts, he never mentions doing something specifically to/for his waifu. Because his waifu is his daughteru

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355011
>I bet if you cataloged all his posts, he never mentions doing something specifically to/for his waifu
I think you just aren't observant enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355016
Perhaps. I assume you can find me a post then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355009
She'll leave you dry as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355016
He's not wrong. I've seen him mention the waifu a few times but usually only when somebody points out "And where's your waifu in all this?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355009
I want to pay them more money than it is worth

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355011
I've done many posts with my waifu as the focus, though I do admit it comes across as a little weird that my daughteru was created first.

>>15355020
'm not sure how many posts are actually saved here, but here's this
>>/jp/?task=search&ghost=&search_text=i+want+to+kobold+daughteru

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355011
That's true I guess. But hey, I used to think his waifu died and he seeked comfort in his daughter's body, sice she resembled her mother. It's good to know she is at least alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355023
That's okay, I wouldn't want anything to do with those inferior tanukis anyways!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355008
Consider this.

Kshatriya mobile suit golem with sex funnels. Onahole funnels, oppai funnels, and mouth funnels for complete sexual/battlefield domination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354991
>now that I have a rough draft of something written.

The time has come, and so will I.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355050
Too slutty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355009
Desert Tanukis are not for bullying.
That's what regular Tanukis are for.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355033
I know for a face you post a shit tin of a lot more than that, but out of what is shown, only a single one has any specific,select mention of the waifu and that is "I want to flop my Kobold waifu's ears up and down to make her smile after a long, tiring day of work!" Where she is clearly the focus here. All the others she's either just kind of there, or it's a family event. I mean, power to you but that's hardly "many posts". I just found it odd that the other anon thought your stock standard kdf posting really focused on the waifu for once.

[Anonymous No.]

Do not cuck your waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355068
What if that's her fetish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355059
Current Thread
http://i.imgur.com/Zq3m1RX.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355059
How long will she last? A few more years?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355070
Then she isn't your waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355064
Yeah, this is hardly a comprehensive list but I guess I can see your point. Actual writing should fix that though I need to make myself edit what I have without getting 'distracted'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354994
They'd also have their own little color coded dresses and styles.
A small group of three would be best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355068
But she is a dullahan so, if I fuck her body without her head is that cucking her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355070
Is it really cucking if she's there to watch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355068

Of course not

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355068
Nobody said anything about that anon, but thanks for the reminder I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355068
Does Daughteru fucking count?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355076
I personally think daughter dicking a degenerate shit but I wouldn't mind seeing how that dynamic plays out in your mind. How much do you plan to write? Does your daughter even age in your mind? Do you see her as an adult? Do you see yourself keeping up the dicking as she grows older or do you lose interest? Or do you encourage her to get pregnant so you have another daughteru to fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355081
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355092
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355092
Yes you sick fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355056
>He doesn't want to see a Kshatriya golem walk onto a battlefield with order humans fighting against monstergirls
>He doesn't want to see her deploy every single funnel she has into the fray, the sounds of swords and screams of anger being supplanted by moans of pleasure and lewd sucking sounds
>He doesn't want to see the battle end entirely within minutes, as every fighter on the field is brought to orgasm through the power of those funnels alone, man, woman, and monstergirl alike, the last and most durable soldier finally falling to their knees and slumping over, completely consumed by their afterglow

Alternatively,
>He doesn't want to see that fearsome sexual power entirely focused on him, the golem's expert coordination put to full use to dominate, edge, and finally grant blissful release where his whole world is filled with nothing but sex and her presence

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355092
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355074
If she were fucking other men, then sure I'd agree with you. But since that's not the case, I'm less inclined to agree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355092
Yeah

[Anonymous No.]

Touch the cow.
Do it now
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1872959

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355092
Definitely yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355092
Yes you diseased fornicator.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355105
>The site is down for maintenance.
Dammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355111
Wow, amazing timing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355094
>How much do you plan to write?
I have about 5k words in my first scene/chapter
>Does your daughter even age in your mind?
Not really, but I've only been focusing on a certain period of our lives.
>Do you see her as an adult?
I see her as mature enough to be an adult, but still with the personality of a child if that makes any sense.
>Do you see yourself keeping up the dicking as she grows older
Absolutely.
Or do you encourage her to get pregnant so you have another daughteru to fuck?
No actual pregnancy for now, the three of us is a happy number.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355092
I'd say so

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355105
>Click the link
>Works just fine, I can see the picture page
>Try to click anywhere else within Danbooru
>"Site is down for maintainance"

What the fugg. Did you manage to link that the very second before the site went down? That's incredible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355105
I'll do it later

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355092
Sure thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355092
Not if you involve the waifu too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355092
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355116
>I see her as mature enough to be an adult, but still with the personality of a child if that makes any sense.
No, I mean, can you even visualize her as an aged adult. Also I hope you realize how pedo that "shes mature for her age" bit sounds.

>No actual pregnancy for now, the three of us is a happy number.
Well that's interesting. How come? Just to preserve status quo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355092
No. Every good mother have to teach her daughteru how to fuck properly

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355092
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355116
>I see her as mature enough to be an adult
Laaaaaame
Loli or bust

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355092
Seeing as how you're blood related, I don't see how it could count.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355131
>No, I mean, can you even visualize her as an aged adult.
Oh, yes. Yes I can.
>spoiler
I mean, yeah, but this is monstergirls though.
>How come? Just to preserve status quo?
A little. Mostly because any more than that becomes too much to handle, small families are much comfier than large ones for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355101
Kshatriya golem is best for cuddling.
Here 'wings' would be great for hugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355149
She'd be like a big squishy bell pepper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355138
Why teach when the daughteru can experiment with her boyfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355092
If you're married to both your wife and daughteru, no.

In any other case, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355155
I'm going to get married to my daughteru, my waifu, her mom and her sister maybe her aunt too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355153
What a hilariously accurate comparison.

[Anonymous No.]

I got mojo back one more.
Im calling week the pen, strength and sword week!
Gonna start exercising, gonna start playing my musou games and im finally going to get back to my writing, hopefully about a shoggoth.
Full power!

[Anonymous No.]

guys stop replying to the daughteru question

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355147
How do you see yourself dealing with death? I mean your daughteru has to be at least a decade and a half younger than you. Barring an accident, she will outlive the two of you. Now this isn't an issue with an adjusted adult who can lean on their significant other, but her significant others are now dead. She has no one to lean on, because instead of raising her to meet some one, you fucked her and will presumably keep that dynamic up until you die. Or do you plan to let her go at some point, let her meet some one else and live her own life? Because lets face it, if your lovers AND your parents die at the same time, that's enough to gut some one. Do you have any measures in place for that eventuality, or is she just going to live a lone for a bit before she joins you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355170
No, you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355153
She'd need to be kuu and look like Marida, it would be perfect

[Anonymous No.]

How about a succubus motivational speaker to encourage non sex activities?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355168
>musou
Goddammit anon, leave lubu alone and fuck a nice monster!
>shoggoth story
speaking of witch, how many shog prose stories do we have? Ill search myself but its just a thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355178
with tons of innuendos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355154
>Letting your daughter experiment with some strange boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355202
The neighbor boy is the son of my best friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355202
So basically you will make your daughter used goods just because you want to fuck her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355168
>hopefully about a shoggoth
I'm holding you do that. Shoggoths are nice girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355209
According to KC, waifu-daughteru-husbandu harems are par for the course. So it's no more making her used goods than it is making your waifu used goods.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hold hands with a shog

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355202
I'll direct the question I asked to KFD >>15355171 to you as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355214
>Waifuing used goods

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355210
Shoggoths are disgusting slimy freaks. Get a kiki instead!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354679
She was too perfect.
Why did she have to go ;-;

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355214
>waifu-daughteru-husbandu harems
We were talking about a situation where she doesn't stay with you.

I don't know about the rest, but I don't want to be with a monstergirl who has been fucked by his own father.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355233
Yeah! I nice purple one!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355237
>his

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355237
I get what you're saying and agree with you, but
>his
You might have bigger problems

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355235

This world wasn't good enough for her. Not even close.

Also Max was a dumb faggot and a shitty villain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355244
They're called Alps, anon. Well, after you're done with them that's what they're called. Before that you just call them traps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355237
It gets bigger when I pull it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355244
>>15355245
Just a typo. English is not my native language.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355247
Yeah, Max was shit-tier. His family was also shit, but Max went full retard instead of just sealing the deal with the waifu-tier superweapon he had in his entourage and churning out Valkyria super-babies.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hire a shog and a kiki and watch them try and beat the other at cleaning

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355238
Kiki's come in purple? Are they rare?

>>15355257
A kiki, since she wouldn't need creepy lovecraftian magic to clean your home!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355233
Sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355257
I want to hire a Shog and make my Kiki wear her as clothes. The Shog's job will be to act as a chastity belt and to edge the Kiki throughout the day. I'd make the Kiki kneel and watch as the Shog extruded a mouth tentacle and sucked me off in front of her during lunch, migrating a dollop of cum up to the collar of the outfit so the scent teased the Kiki the rest of the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355268
>>15355257

But what if their fighting to be the cleanest just turns the house into more of a mess

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355147
You should do something like picrelated

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355178
Like a succubus that helps other succubi with low self esteem and stuck a "life revolves around semen" mindset?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355282
You'll have to overcome both of them and clean the mess, becoming the king maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355282
Then it's time to step in as master, chastise them both, and exhort them to cooperate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355286
Where is her gamecube and her autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355257
I want to hire them to compete at sex to see who can please me the most.

Just imagining the timid Kikimora being pinned down by the Shoggoth as her slime oozes down the Kiki's body gets my boner going. God knows what it would be like sticking it beween the two of them, that would be heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355253
Mmm!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355253
Wat

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355286
>>>/boatslut thread/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355235
Because of bad writing. Alicia beating her at Naggiar was one of the biggest ass pulls I've ever seen in my life and still makes me salty.

Don't worry though, I have a feeling that they'll find some way to bullshit her back to life since she's the mascot of the series and it's weird to have the face of the series die an ridiculously tragic death in the first game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355171
>implying a decade or two of age gap means anything when mamono mana

[Anonymous No.]

Can wocks work as younger sisters

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355348
This. My waifu is 20 years older than myself but since she's immortal (and I am thanks to her) we don't care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355350
Yes but she has to share with the Baphomet older sis

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355348
What? Nigger you can both like until you're 500 but that doesn't mean she isn't going to be 480 when you're 500, and die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355350
Yeah, but here's the thing.
If a Wock somehow has a older brother and she is powerful enough, she might be able to bend time using the nonsensical wonderland magic. That way she makes the time run faster around her so she actually lives more than her brother, making her the older sister. Of course the Wock has to be super strong to do this, but since they are corrupted dragons it isn't that hard to happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355381
and if she can't do time fuckery?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355392
Then she just has to act more mature and be the older sister in spirit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355392
She lives as a prude and strong younger sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355392
She strives to be the best younger sister

[Anonymous No.]

Had to go eat lunch, but I'm back now.

>>15355171
>How do you see yourself dealing with death?
No idea. I don't just want to call 'mamonobamanana' because that's a bit of a cop-out, but I don't just want to ignore the issue. It's not like she won't have any friends or anything, or any outside support system with whatever close monstergirl friends she might have. Although that's still not nearly enough, I haven't really thought about death at all. It's still a fantasy setting and death always really gets me down, so I've just avoided it. I'm sorry I can't give you a more conclusive answer.

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>>15355370
>No shortstack Baphomet Onee-san and tall slender Jabberwock Imouto
Well fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355329

I was okay with a cheesy story, but it went from cheesy to straight up insufferable, and I'm not just saying that because Selvaria died. I have a lot of gripes with how the story handled itself near the end, but this isn't a blog so I'll put a lid on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355350
Wocks are older sisters, don't confuse them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15354381
>They're monsters
>They're pretty much just onis
>They're hot

It would take a real autist to get upset about abyssals being posted here

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355440
I'm glad I'm not the only one who feels that way

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355467
>It would take a real autist
Where do you think you are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355467
You mean like the kind of autist that replies to four hour old posts to defend boatposting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355496
I had the thread going, went to sleep, woke up and saw it, then responded. Stay mad though. And yes boats wouldn't fit here but there's no reason for abyssals not to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355467
>They have their own thread
You forgot one, bucko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355508
>u mad
That's just sad. Abyssals are boats, anon. Though you're probably one of those retards who thinks aliens, transformers and pokemon belong here. Boats have their own thread, not even on a different board. It's right here. >>15354776

Go enjoy it all you want.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to paint an oni white, throw her into the water and tell her to fuck off. I hope she knows how to swim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355467
>Abyssals are boats
Not him but you don't know shit. None of the girls, even the playable ones in KanColle are actually ships. The abyssal in particular are actually vengeful spirits, you know spirits, those things that actually count as monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355530
If it's in the water it's a boat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355530
you responded to the wrong person but I agree with you. Even they were ships it wouldn't matter considering most of them just look like undead onis or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355513
I guess we can't talk about monmusu since they have their own threads on /a/ either. In fact this thread should only discuss KC related monster girls because that won't get stale at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355530
I want to milk a chesty Re.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355539
Works for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355513
>>15355521
You must've never been to the kancolle thread then because they hate abyssals with a passion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355535
k

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355539
We don't talk about Kancolle for the same reason we don't talk about Touhou. There's a million other places to talk about them on this board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355530
Then what the fuck are they? Girls that fight in waist high water?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355538
I blame a mixture of the anti-boat autism and my own autism.
>>15355535
All aboard the SS Sea Bishop. Actually don't, gangbangs aren't cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355546
>pls let us post here because the correct thread is mean to us
Nobody cares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355546
Heard that excuse before. Just don't care. Go force them in the thread of the actual game if you have to force them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355547
Yep, definitely a boat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355542
I'd rather a Lamia Re

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355550
Some don't even fight on water. Those ones with the horns are actually land based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355553
>>15355555
Whoa there, not even a boatposter, just saiyan. Easy with the paranoia, yeesh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355555
If only you didn't care enough to not be completely unreasonably autstic every time someone posts a monstergirl from a franchise you personally don't like.
Universe doesn't revolve around you, neither does this thread. Learn that life lesson.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355546

Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355567
Something about them being hard to kill and causing unreasonable stress to the players

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355548
>for the same reason we don't talk about Touhou
This anon has the right of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355555
Should I not post girls from visual novels because /jp/ has a visual novel thread? Well shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355565
Nobody would mind if the boatfuckers didn't spam everytime they showed up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355567
Because they are monster girls and do not belong in the KanColle thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355548
>we don't talk about touhou
what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355574
Ran is spammed pretty much every thread if you haven't noticed so he's actually wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

There are kancolle threads literally on this same board. Why is it necessary to post boats here when you could do it in the thread about the actual franchise?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355574
You say that but ranposters and various other kinds of awooposting go frequently unpunished here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355548
Wait, we don't?
Wow, I must be posting in some parallel reality thread, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355565
Eh, not him but the aren't really monstergirls as such. They're sunken ships, so I guess you could try and stretch it that they're technically undeads, but they're still anthropomorphized boats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355565
If only you weren't completely unreasonably autstic about forcing something you personally like that is not a monstergirl. Learn that life lesson. You sound like every other fuck that just won't lay off.

>Here's monstergirl yuri
>It's monstergirls
>It's on topic

See how far that gets you. And they at least are tangentially right. Kancolle is no more monstergirls than space aliens whether they look like elves or catcgirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355587
I WANNA LIVE IN A BAMBOO THICKET WITH A PRETTY WOLF!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355583
>>15355586
The difference is that those are just pictures of wolf girls. They may be wolfgirls from another franchise but its still thread related. Rarely do you tal about the specific character that picture represents. You can put your whiny bitching to rest when KC releases a venegful boat spirit. Until then, you have your own thread.

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>>15355577
I only ever see the "spam" happen as a response to people saying not to post abyssals. It's a childish response, and shouldn't be encouraged, but the root blame is definitely when one person loses their shit because of a single image with an abyssal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355592
Next time someone posts a boat with no argument attached report it. Double dare you, see what happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355587
Posting random pictures and saying awoo every once in awhile is not really talking about them. I can count on one hand any of them have actually been mentioned by name in a post over the last six months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355613
>single
>let's blame not the spammers tho
Opinion discarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355615
Like that means anything. You ever see futa get deleted? Also implying there haven't been reports

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355555
Alright between all the fighting and your quints of five I think it's about time I learn why they are boatsluts, wonder if they are literally boats.

Wish me luck.

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>>15355591
In the case of that one, Seaport Princess, she has sheet-white skin, huge claws, and big fat horn growing out of her head, as well as, like you say, being undead. If that's not a monstergirl, then I don't know what is. You can't say they're not one just because they come from some franchise.
Heck, that's more monster qualities than the lich has.

>>15355592
Oh, I don't even post them, I just find some of them quite nice to look at.
I wouldn't call the occasional image forcing, but you having a kneejerk reaction and reducing us and this thread to this argumentative state is absolutely forcing.
Your thread policing is unnecessary and harmful to this place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355669
Not him, but yes.
A lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355677
>yes.
>A lot.
Not in here. Like you don't even remember Bob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355671
They are...and I'm not even that surprised.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355616
Posting random images and saying "beautiful boat butts" isn't talking about them either, in exactly the same way. Do you see?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355669
I see futa deleted all the time, what are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355669
>You ever see futa get deleted?
Yes. It's /d/ material on a blue board. You're not paying much attention if you honestly think it doesn't get deleted.
>>15355679
/a/ moderation is much more lax with that because the board is full of repressed homosexuals.

[Anonymous No.]

When was the last time futa was even posted here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355682
Posting random images and saying "fat cat ass" is hardly talking about cat girls either but that gets posted every thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355616
>Posting random pictures and saying awoo every once in awhile is not really talking about them
This. And if the thread were to derail into Touhou posting I'd tell you to fuck off in the same breath I'd tell the boats to fuck off.

We need to take a leaf out of Australia's book and stop the boats

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355692
Pretty recently actually, somebody posted that futa catgirl with the fat ass.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to...
Eh, I forgot. It was going to be something involving a monstergirl and some kind of sex act maybe. I'll get back to it at some point if I remember.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355698
The fuck are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355695
Exactly, and there's no problem. In the same way, there's no issue with the single "fat boat ass" thing.
Glad we can agree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355700
You want to eat the cookies that the Baphomet next door made, yes?

[Anonymous No.]

Let's not start a shitstorm, we don't get futa here and in the rare chance it happens it is deleted because blue board and all that. No boatsluts weren't allowed in all the time we've been here, they have a whole general, makes sense to post them there.

Please redirect your anger towards alps if you must, they are getting angsty.

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>>15355665
Well, let's just look at this very debacle we're in. A single abyssal was posted, and the first response to it was pretty much "not monstergirls".
Every response after that was a reaction to that.
You could even count more undeleted reaction images in this thread than abyssals, if you wanted something to get upset over like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355698
What, when? You mean the one of her in the apron, holding the ladle? Because I haven't seen that disagreeable variant posted in ages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355676
>unnecessary and harmful
You do know Abyssals, at one time were not eschewed? They fell under the "Hey who cares about off topic stuff every once in awhile" sort of leniency that people generally have here. Then one of the posters of them started dumping them every single thread. People told him to knock it off after awhile and to take it to the right thread. He got real spiteful and butthurt about it, "Nobody had a problem the first few times I did it!" Now he posts them and plays the victim. He basically ruined it for everyone. He's still here, in this very shitstorm too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355702
How do you not know about that girl? She was posted a lot until the faggot artist decided to make her a futa.
>>15355727
No not the chesire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355738
So what are you even talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355720
I'm angry an alp isn't laughing at my dick.
There, did that help?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355746
>He wants an Alp to laugh at his dick
That thing must make molecules look big

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355745
He's talking about in the last thread, the heavily pencil-shaded one that was laying on a bed facing toward you with her butt and tail jacked up in the air in the background.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355746
Ask yourself, did that help you or do you really need an alp to laugh at your dick?

Because maybe you were the alp all along, you have a tiny dick after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355738
>How do you not know about that girl? She was posted a lot until the faggot artist decided to make her a futa.

That pisses me off to this day. She was wonderful, a nerdy werecat with big paws and bigger tits, but then he just shoves a worryingly detailed cock on her. I've seen a few edits of the nude pics making her a girl again, but the knowledge in the back of my mind stops me from enjoying them as much.

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>>15355722
I've never understood the anti boatposters since all that would happen is 3-5 anon's talk about abyssal for 20-30 minutes and then the topic shifts to something else just like any other topic. That's what I've seen happen to games or anime and anything else with monster girls in it and I don't see how the abyssal would be any different.

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>>15355745
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=yagatake_arashi
This bitch.
>>15355762
He knows.
>>15355766
I feel the same way man, fuck Japan and their immeasurable shittaste.

[Anonymous No.]

Slow down your boats and stop creating a storm in a teacup, Anons. How about we enjoy the miracle that Dragons are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355738
>>15355762
Never seen it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355775
You pull this every fucking time. Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355778
Because it's Alp. It's just what he does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355774
Fuck me I didn't even know she had a dick. That sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZwvrxVavnQ

sex is tea

[derp_commander !!SSXdvR3LCoa No.]

>>15355555
Checked.

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>>15355728
>He's still here, in this very shitstorm too.

Wow, didn't realise you could see the IP of everyone in this thread and recall them for instant reference.
Wherever or not someone "ruined it", the only shitsotrm here is one started by someone aggresively saying abyssals aren't monstergirls. Which is just, well, petty.
I count exactly 5 abyssal images posted this thread, by at least two different people. That's not spam unless you're a madman, but this reaction you're having, you're acting like all 300 images were taken up by a single character.
Spam might've happened in the past, but it's not now. So it's fine. We can agree on that.

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>>15355782
Doesn't it? That picture of her bending over would have been a 10/10 if not for the "lol, here's a penis too!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355762
>>15355774
Oh, right, this girl.
Never even realised the artist started drawing her as a futa until you brought it up now. That's a shame. She's pretty cute, even if I'm not overly fond of catgirls.

Well, you'd be insane not to go with the whole "object oriented waifu" idea anyway. Post the non-futa pictures of her, and for the sake of whatever, just don't consider her a futa. Keep that shit out of mind.

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>>15355801
I want to see that one edited. It's easy to forget the shitty originals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355783
I want to fuck a fat titted Hatter and use her milk in the tea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355804
Or we could just toss her completely in the garbage and nothing of value would be lost instead of trying to pretend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355804
"Keeping things out of mind" is a concept far beyond the cognitive capabilities of the autist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355801
You know, I saw the fact that futa was /d/ used as to why its okay to send that shit over there, and to post boats here, but seeing a bulge under some pants is perfectly blueboard material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355804
Or you could just not post her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355783
I think hatters would be against such a advert

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355817
>>15355822
See, that's what the whole "you'd be insane not to go with the whole "object oriented waifu" idea" was written for.
Something of value would be lost. A cute catgirl.
If it weren't for people bringing it up, I would have been blissfully oblivious to the fact that the artist drew representations of her as a futa. Just goes to show how the mind and perception influences what you know of, and how you see, the world you live in.
Just be above it. Don't care about the futa, and don't let it win by "sullying" things you like.

>>15355820
I think I see what you mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355835
Futafag pls leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355821
>futafags trying to shit up the thread again

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355841
>Guy says to not post futa
>Guy says to post nonfuta
>He must be a futafag
>Futafag pls leave

You are either a master of satire, and are making fun of the people who would say that in earnest, or you actually don't understand what words mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355845
Notreally, I just hold that the NSFW aspect has nothing to do with why futa gets shipped off because even SFW futa gets booted out of the thread. So it has nothing to do with the blue board, but more to do that futa isn't allowed around these parts and to claim that futa and boats are any different in that regard is erroneous. Boats don't belong here just because they don't belong here. Futa has /d/, and that's why it belongs there. Boats have their shit, and that's why they belong there.

[Anonymous No.]

Big
Fat
Snek
Titties

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355835
It's like you don't even remember all the old bait where people would post futa and traps here with Teehee, look at this cute girl! It's just opening the door for more of that.

>>15355850
Not him but you're reading comprehension is pretty poor. The original guy said post a bunch of futa characters and just imagine they don't have a dick if you can't see it. That's pretty darn dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

In writing, is there any meaning behind the names of your monsters or is it just random

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355863
Why are her arms so tiny? Why is her head so tiny?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355857
What about Little Lamia Lactators

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355863
bit too thick

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355863
Holy shit, those proportions are vomit-inducing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355865
Sometimes there is meaning, othertimes there isn't any real meaning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355869
Little Lamia Lactators and Massive Miia Mammaries are both great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355865
In my main series I tend to give each girl a meaningful name if you translate it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355869
>Lactators
pushing that alliteration a little hard

[Anonymous No.]

I want to live in Wonderland!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355859
I said post not futa monstergirls, and if the artist has drawn other images where they are futa, to not post those.

Just look at:
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=44189707

She's pretty unmistakably free of any dick in that picture, and assumedly all the pictures that artist drew before they decided to stick a fucking cock on her. Do you get my meaning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355865
Depends. If the girl is special (royal blood, ancient bloodline) than most likely her name has a meaning. Background characters get randomized names.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355882
she is so tiny

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355865
Depends. It's usually the same meaning real names have. Named after a family member. Name reflects homeland. Last names and titles are usually far more important in terms of meaning. I mostly do it to reflect the part of real life where you name your kids at birth when you have no idea what kind of person they will be. First names that fit a personality too perfectly other than in the tiniest minority of characters is jarring for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355894
Why? You wouldn't want your life to be upside down, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355869
A flat snake is a fast snake

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355908
As long as I get a Cheshire imouto, a Jabberwock onee-chan, and a Hatter milf then I'm okay with that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355720
>Please redirect your anger towards alps if you must

http://i.imgur.com/IjI7t9v.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355920
How did you know about my anger at mountains?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355915
What if things get so crazy that your Cheshire becomes like your pic, Wocky-nee turns hardworking and Hatter is not shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355926
They're lewd, being so shamelessly covered in white stuff all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

Do elves bully other elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355932
Only the flat ones are
But I am specialized in bullying elves myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355920
I am going to march over the alps

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355932
Of course they do!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355943
That seems a little backwards, shouldn't the dark elf be the bully?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355943
>Norm Elves
>Bullying Dark Elves
Wait a ticket
Did I wake up on Bizarro Earth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355945
>>15355947
Don't be racist not all dark elves have to bully

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355954
>not all dark elves have to bully
Good joke, Ivan

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355865
I do try to do more than just give out names at random.
Anyone who's made a non-self insert character in a videogame where you can make your own character will know what I mean by this, but the name you give your character needs to encompass every aspect of them, and fit them perfectly. It needs to feel right.

Now, when you're writing a story, there's more to it than that. Expanding on what >>15355902 says, that name needs to (unless you have an actual reason to do otherwise) be a name which doesn't look out of place when considering their country, or the names of those people around them.

If I were writing a monstergirl character like an anubis, sphinx, or pharaoh, my basic course of action might be to look at a list of feminine Egyptian names, and documented feminine Ancient Egyptian names. For an elegant English vampire, I'd look at names commonly given to girls in England around 200 years ago. I might play around, using common stuctures and syllables to construct a name which still anthroponymastically (or is it just onomastically?) sound when viewed amongst those other names.

Also, translating meanings of words relating to other languages and fiddling around with that is something else I'll often do. Obviously you shouldn't go overboard with this, otherwise you can end up in a situation where you have a parent who names their child something which translates into "Speedy McGoesquick" for a character who is exceptionally fast. Like, how the fuck are the parents meant to know their child can be that thing they name them for, before they've even grown up? It's best to avoid logical fallacies like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355954
>not all dark elves have to bully
As if they could ever had the chance to do that. They're only used for rapebait and other memes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355928
But my wock-nee was hard working, not all wocks are lazy neets you know.

>Hatter is not shit
Take that back, hatjobs are great

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355975
Sure. Hatters are okay.

Also, good taste on that hard working Wock. Dragons are supposed to get up and protect you, especially if she is your older sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355975
hatjob?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355984
It's when you get a job that revolvs around hats
Like some sort of Hatter

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355943
>Meet an Elf
>She realizes you fancy Elves
>She's a bit of a sadist herself
>The two of you pair up, with her capturing and preparing Elves and you raping a half breed into their wombs
>After a while, she starts to get jealous of the Elves the two of you work together to violate
>Come home one day to find that she's broken in, tied herself up in a position that shouldn't have been possible to do herself, and begun mewling like a cat in heat about her catching another Elf for you to rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355775
Maaaannnnnnn

From the thumbnail of that I thought we'd finally get a legendary good girl, the famed Turkey Girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356019
Stuff the turkey!

[Anonymous No.]

>live in MGC
>always get harassed by this one monstergirl police officer who makes up bogus charges just so she can take you in for "interrogation"
>breathes heavily whenever she handcuffs you
>grabs your crotch when asking if you have a permit for a "concealed weapon"
>takes you back to the station to see if its been fired recently
>uses a variety of methods to collect DNA samples
>goes through your trash looking for evidence (underwear, used tissues, porn mags)

[Anonymous No.]

http://mygamestudio.x.fc2.com/bukkake/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355778
>Alp caring about Magma-Tits
But that's wrong, Anon. That snow mongol only cares about yelling perkele as he drowns in tanned P'Orcs and Black Dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356032
that looks shady as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356018
That is lewdly sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356032
Explain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356036
I'll breastfeed never a holstaur be

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356038
its fine, trust me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356027
Good to see they're doing their job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356018
This is why I can never hate elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356044
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1465112770215.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356027
>>grabs your crotch when asking if you have a permit for a "concealed weapon"
>Not taking a half step towards her so you're pressing up against her before telling her "No, I don't. Are you going to confiscate it, officer?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356045
Breastfeed a Holstaurus never be

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356054
Okay, I love Tharja and her dark mage bodystocking, but you can't sell me on something I don't know just with that.
Does it take a static image and add in that cum spray effect while making it a GIF/WEBM?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356032
That's kinda neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356019
Fucking rude. How can you mistake a magnificent dragon with a dumb bird?

>>15356035
I was wondering why he was calling me Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356066
>Does it take a static image and add in that cum spray effect while making it a GIF/WEBM?
yes
you can control where it comes out and stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355783
well yeah
SexualiTEA

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356036
>a loli holstaurus will never suck on her mother's breasts then kiss you to feed the milk to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356057
Be breastfeed a holstaurus never

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356032
https://a.pomf.cat/xfssza.gif
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>15355975
>>15355982
Lazt NEET wocks can protect their little brother's smile!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356032

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D-QD_HIfjA

It gets pretty easy to identify people based on certain posting quirks they have.

Alp is a Finn, that in itself is incriminating evidence against him.

Bob is dick girls and other weird fucking fetishes as well as posting smugfoxes.

Bollocks is posting fucking furries like he's on /b/, shit-flinging like a sperg and drinking.

Gazerfag is posting a picture of a Beholder and almost always starting the post with "wife"

The Cuckold (working title) ALWAYS has Dragon and Anubis together. NO EXCEPTIONS.

Then you have various other posters like Elk, Stephen the Lesbian, Dark Elf with the brain of a Vanilla Elf and everybody's personal favorite but not long forgotten: Kevin

As for the three writers they're all bottom of the barrel self-depreciating little shits on 4chan who'd do better to just avoid this place since they're clearly not wanted.

I fucking hate/love you latenight because Pal-y Vice has me listening to 80's funk again

[Anonymous No.]

I bet Hellhounds have sexy singing voices

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356032
Webms are greyed out. How do you select the option for them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356132
Or a better wock will take the brother from the negligent sister

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356122
Holstaur never breastfeed a be

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356140
>The Cuckold (working title) ALWAYS has Dragon and Anubis together. NO EXCEPTIONS.
>Then you have various other posters like Elk, Stephen the Lesbian, Dark Elf with the brain of a Vanilla Elf

Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356140
>Then you have various other posters like Elk, Stephen the Lesbian, Dark Elf with the brain of a Vanilla Elf
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356140
I thought alp was Canadian. Are you sure you're not letting salt blind you? This seems like a pretty salty post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356147
>>15356151
https://youtu.be/pequCn1B2-Y?t=27

[Anonymous No.]

>liru project getting finished
Is this for real or am i being rused?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356160
Wait, what?
WAIT, WHAT?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356154
Yes, I'm aware of Harry P and his Stephen the Lesbian animation. But what does that have to do with what you just ranted about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356160
I want to belive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356160
NEVER
EVER

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356163
>>15356168
https://twitter.com/myuRanRan/status/739754837395410945

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356173
>>15356168
https://twitter.com/myuRanRan/status/739754837395410945

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356142
Their voices are probably all smoky and they probably have brimstone breath

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356153
Anytime alp is getting torched at the very least some anon will always make some comment about his finn heritage, how could you think he's canadian?

Besides you can feel his snow mongol aura,

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356176
>>15356177
Is this
Is this the real life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356142
What's the term again? Contralo? I bet they have that. A Hellhound trying to seduce a man they're hunting would probably sing a sultry number while doing it to give their target a boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356176
>>15356177
It can't be... I never dared to dream.
Someone DIED waiting for this.

[Anonymous No.]

How do heckpups learn to do the fire eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350605

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356177
I'll believe it when it's sitting on my HD and he doesn't have a sudden case of the Japanese cold before release day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356203
He'll be remembered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356176
>>15356177
>>15356160
For the record, he confirmed that the release is on the 9th in another tweet. Two more days boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356206
It just comes naturally.
I like to imagine a Hellhound's eyes only ignite with the thrill of their first chase.
It doesn't have to be the one for their husband, just when they awaken to their hunting instincts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356177
>>15356176
I couldn't find what the new relese date was.
So what is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356160
>>15356176
>>15356177
>New Spice and Wolf novel series
>Liru project finally being finished

The world comes one step closer to fluffy heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356215
>Two more days
Time traveler pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356207
Anon! Blue bord!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356176
>>15356177
>>15356219
>>15356203
>>15356212
>>15356215

Courtesy of /a/
>>>/a/142524341
>>>/a/142524869

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356227
>Busted links
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356215
It'S HAPPENING!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356231
They work for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356206
Some hellhounds never learn how

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356233
There's NO WAY it can live up to the hype but I'm going to play it and enjoy it anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356245
I don't care about the hype, I just want it allready.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356160
>>15356176
Uh...what's going on? Did I somehow miss every thread that this was discussed? And this? >>15356203

I'm so lost right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356249
>Uh...what's going on?
It, anon
IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356249
>not knowing about the Liru Project

Fucking disgraceful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356242
Impossible

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356249
Long story short, Seismic is doing a 3d H-game with Liru and it got delayed a LOT.
Someone with cancer or something died before it could be released.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356249
Porn game with second-best wolfu finally came out, /h/ is busting a nut, one guy in the eternal thread died of cancer waiting for it.

[Anonymous No.]

Who the fuck is Liru?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356257
Well sorry only recently I got internet back, before I could check the thread every few days so my mind is full of partial info about MG happenings

>>15356260
>>15356262
I see, a shame I can't be hyping with you but have fun for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356271
What the fuck is Google?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356227
Anon you idiot. That got deleted on /a/
From /h/ with love
>>>/h/4289087
>>>/h/4289089

[Anonymous No.]

So here's a serious question: Is it subbed? my evening may very well depend on this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356276
Appreciate it mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356192
>>15356142
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6JaMLZ3wxU

>Hellhound in an evening dress with a modest collar around her neck singing in a jazz opera voice
>Targeting you in the audience, you can feel the temperature rising in more than one way
>The gyrations of her hips, the way her tail sways in large brushing strokes or the sultry way she downplays her fire as she stares at you
>Eventually she moves off the stage, much to the wolf calls of the male audience, but she's sashaying with a target in mind
>Settles into your lap, you're sweating bullets trying to avoid letting her feel the tent post you're pitching for her
>She's still singing, not missing a single beat, leaning in closer
>Then she grinds into your lap, letting you feel a familiar warmth through her black dress, Jesus Christ she's wet
>Right before she nips you on the ear and re-mounts the stage, upping the ante and tempo on the song, eye fires flaring
>Your heart skips a beat while your brain is on cloud nine

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356259
Why do you think nerdwans don't have the fire eyes, them melting the glasses is jut an excuse for their lack of skill

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356273
When the fuck are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356276
gifs for ants and I'd still pump her full of puppies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356280
According to /a/
>>>/a/142528169
>>>/a/142528226
And according to /a/ and /h/ and the tweet, it's supposed to some out sometime this month

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356276
>All that wonderful, smooth shininess

Boner is Unbreakable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356283
I imagine a Hellhound singing like the vocalist from the Silent Hill soundtracks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LvEj01NBmQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356289
Fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356288
Then why do hell hounds without glasses have no problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356306
It's because they've locked onto their target.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356280
from the offical page:

"■ Japanese and English subtitles switched"

So yes, it will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356306
Do they have glasses and therefore no flames or is it because of no flames they have glasses

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356276
Thats some story the other anons got there, some guy apparently dying, a jap which gives english subs (I think) and prints crabs the anons did for him or something.

I feel awful not knowing about this before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356288
Nerdwans can do the fire eye's they just don't want to

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356140
>The Cuckold (working title) ALWAYS has Dragon and Anubis together. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Ugh, I thought we were past this idiocy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356322
The Liru project is the most deep rooted, committed project known here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356302
I kind of imagine one sounding like the vocalist from this track. But a hellhound with a hint of a very deeply hidden tomboyish playfulness.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JT6u0bE6vTw

Like, imagine her stalking the stage and playing with the backing band, mimicking a guitar for some of the hotter licks as she holds the mic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356322
>some guy apparently dying
He's dead.
Rip cancer anon. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356160
>>15356176
>>15356177
Oh joy.

Once more I can experience the joy of a fucking two day long checkout process on DLSite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356333
Fuck off cuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356249
Porn version of duke nukem forever/half life 3. In development forever. Massive hype

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356334
That's why I feel extremely stupid right now.

>>15356336
I find hard to believe he did the balancing act and his son(?) breaking the news in the thread, but well RIP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356333
The autism and blind hate of people knows no bounds.
Don't let it get to you.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be molested by a dark priestess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356357
>The autism and blind hate of people knows no bounds.
You could always just no earn it in the first place

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356333
Not him, but I still don't feel any form of pity for Anubisfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356360
When you're talking about this place, that's like saying not to earn being hit with a meteorite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356366
>He isn't posting from space
hahah shieet

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356359
I want to be down on my luck.
I want a church of the fallen goddess to take me in.
I want to be the only male there.
I want them to all be really nice to me, giving me food and warm clothes.
I want them to ask if I want to join them in their holy ceremony.
I want the holy ceremony to actly just be them all fucking me.
I want to stay there, helping any desperate monster girls with their needs.
I want to marry the head priestess and live a happy life with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356363
Why feel pity for him? At this point, there's only exsaperation and sadness that this place keeps bringing up that one event.
It's baffling, and hilarious to see just how fucking triggered people will get because the thread tells them to be triggered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356327
What a bunch of wimps

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356367
I don't think that can save you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356363
I don't feel pity either but I still feel arousal from that dragon x anubis picture, it was never a good idea to post it here though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356369
Such a devout man of faith! I'm sure they'd be happy to have you (and your children).

[Anonymous No.]

Incest is still wrong even if you are fucking a monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356306
Hellhounds who can't make eye flames wear glasses so they can say "I don't want to damage the glasses" if they are questioned why they don't have the eye flames.

[Anonymous No.]

So I'm planning on commissioning a picture for the first time. Who do you guys suggest I go to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356359
>only by one
I want to be molested by the whole congregation!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356306
Obviously breast size correlates to eye flame size

[Anonymous No.]

Shh, the lonely yeti is dreaming of cuddling

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356387
Depends on what you're looking to commission, different artists have types of girls they're good at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356379
Dark Priests are the worst!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356387
Consult the google doc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356379
What would the everyday life of a male priest in the church of the fallen goddess be like?

>>15356387
I always had a soft-spot for .less myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356387
Browse through each of their galleries, find a style you like
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1JAVvtReFFpcphExwLpdBKKKe3J2dxI6OxYn3bLq430g/edit?pli=1#gid=0

[Anonymous No.]

Let's attach some (theme)songs to Monstergirls
A themesong fitting for Wendigo is fairly obvious:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jb7dKVMdxE

A little less if we dont take threadcannon into account.
But what about a fitting themesong for Kikimora? Or for a Kitsune or a mermaid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356394
But that’s not how you spell “the best”...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356387
What monstergirl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356398
Thats alot..
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356373
Jut being in orbit would save you. by the time it got to you, you could have an entire world between you and it. Do you think undead need space suits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356390
I don't think it works that way but would make sense

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356401
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXhx40DcU6Y
Elf-Wight. Obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356410
You mean to prevent their bodies from being burnt to ash, to prevent their eyeballs from bursting, or to prevent their flesh from solidifying into ice and breaking off?
Yes, I think they'd need spacesuits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356359
>you will never be a town peasant conscripted into the order army
>you will never be sent to invade a monster village
>you will never be left on your own when the majority of the army is beaten
>you will never flee into the cathedral thinking it safe, and that you could easily defeat any inhabitants
>you will never be captured and milked by the dark priestess's inside
>they will never use magic to figure out your fetishes and accommodate them

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxpDa-c-4Mc
Chesire

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356335
I can see it.

Hellhound tomboy is such a winning combination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356421
Would any of that except for the ash bit happen tho? I mean the ash relies entirely on how close to a sun you are, no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356419
>Elf-Wight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SECVGN4Bsgg
I wonder who's behind this post

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356428
>except for the ice** bit

[Anonymous No.]

I'm confused. I really like monstergirls and everything related to them, but from all the girls I fap more with; all three of them are human

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356432
Probably not who you're thinking

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356419
I like that one, fitting.

>>15356423
Wouldn't some kind of quick-paced jazz be more fitting with their nature?
https://youtu.be/y0bb0N8VBso?t=403

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HipoikwHRb8

This one would be a Lich's I reckon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356456
No! Memecat deserves memes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356451
Well, you're a human who is biologically programmed to find the opposite sex of your species the most attractive

This is why we need mamono mana to overcome the saddening human condition and become incubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356469
She's only a memecat because you're forcing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356401
Kakuen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f7pgA0riU8

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356374
Which is why if I ever write again I'll just contact El Libre Huevos directly instead of risking backlash from the more vocal and rightfully so nay-sayers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356451
This brings me to a question for the thread: Who is your favourite girl and is she the one you fap to the most?

I'm asking because I just realised that I've fapped to Apophis way more than any other monster girl even though I wouldn't call her my favourite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356401
obligatory baphmot/witch/devil/familiar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzxFpioo7q8

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356495
I know i've fapped to a barrel of Succubi and I don't consider them my favourite
There's just a shit ton of Succubi doujins/hentai

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356486
Don't blame you really but I hope you find it in yourself to write again even if it's just for yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna force my gazer daughteru to go outside, exercise, and socialize. She needs to stop spending so much time on the computer!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356422
I'm ok with this end.
There's going to be quite a few plump priestesses when I'm done.
Maybe a few muscled ones along with a loli and oppai version as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356507
>Kotatsu
I'm immensely jealous of this Gazer
No wonder she's lazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356507
But all the normalfags are outside!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356507
Why not o to the zoo with her and your wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356511
its just to keep you safe until the invasion is over. Then you can go rejoin the rest of them in your new home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356401
Ghoul - "sodomize the dead"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K0sE4FmqNE

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMaDSkUb9Qc

Black market Tanuki

[Anonymous No.]

All I want right now is a wyvern wing hug. Is that too much to ask?

[Anonymous No.]

Why are liches bitches

[Anonymous No.]

I need you guys to take care of my Cheshire Imouto again.

Don't do anything lewd to her okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356543
But they're not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356517
I'm sure she wouldn't think that they're normies if she spent sometime with them

>>15356518
She needs to make friends outside of the family!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356547
Better break out the N64

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356550
Doesn't she have a childhood friend? That's what they're for, so she can have a male human at hand without having to go outside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356547
Does buying her clothes that fit count?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356428
Because you'd be in a vacuum, the lack of pressure would cause the liquid in your body to vaporise. You wouldn't turn to gas obviously, but our bodies are largely composed of water. Wherever or not you're undead, you'd still suffer from a complete body ebullism (bloating due to gas bubbles in the body formed by low external pressure).

I'm not sure how well the cornea and aqueos can protect against a near-perfect vacuum like space, but for extended periods of time in such an environment, boiling would possibly occur, and lasting damage definitely would.

The body would freeze, but only after a very long time in direct exposure. The body can lose heat via radiation, and very slightly due to the near-perfect vacuum of space, and has no way to gain it back. Over time, it would cool until its heat energy matched that of its surroundings. It wouldn't be anywhere near as ridiculous as what happened to that one guy in Sunshine, with the body completely turning into ice. But lasting mechanical damage with such severe changes going on would definitely happen to a body.

As for the burning, you'd have to be pretty close to a star to just burn up into ash, and at that point, a spacesuit wouldn't help you, most likely.
But do you know what a spacesuit is? Reflective.
Spacesuits white so as to be easily visible, and also to reflect as much light, and therefore heat, as possible. Their materials also help with this, and to a degree, nonvisible radiation. In direct line of sight to a star, a person in a spacesuit won't get hotter because of the spacesuit completely reflecting heat. Without it, a body will continue to absorb heat nature. I don't think this sort of thing by itself would be as dangerous to an undead as it would to anything else, but like I said before, pass a certain limit, and the heat will start to cause mechanical and very fundamental chemical failures and changes within a body, living or not.
And if your undead is one which still requires that the brain be basically unharmed to continue functioning, then that undead is going to find themselves very short(un)lived if directly exposed in close view of the sun.

Basically, I think an undead would absolutely be better off exposed in space than a living person would. That's pretty unarguable.
But I wouldn't put one out there without a suit either way. One out in space for brief periods of time, in the event of necessity or emergency would be fine, but beyond that, they'd start to suffer too. I can't understate this when I say that space is fucking dangerous. It is an antithesis to life.

And you know what? I didn't even talk about all the cosmic radiation like gamma and x-rays permeating the place. An undead still needs to heal from injuries, otherwise she'll be just like that guy in that Torchwood show who couldn't die (not Jack, the other guy), but also couldn't heal from any injuries. He spent every day with a bullethole in his chest, open, unbleeding wounds on his body, and the understanding that eventually his body would wear down and suffer some grave, crippling injury he'd never recover or die from, stuck living like that. So, if one still needs to heal, their cells still need to reproduce and multiply. I don't think I need to explain to you the specifics of what happens to a cell exposed by radiation, and why this would be a problem even for an undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356547
Gonna make her give me a boob-jobb.
And then kiss her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356550
But they have awful taste and are just so annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356547
>inb4 the bukkake generator

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356550
What if she brings a gameboy along and just plays video games outside

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356557
Only if you make it lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356552
>N64
>Not the Gamecube
Not saying the N64 isn't an amazing console with amazing games, but it'd probably be easier for a newcomer to games to start with the Gamecube. It's got great games and it's controller wasn't shat out by a fifth dimensional being with no concept of human hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356547
Honk!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356506
That would require self esteem and an ability to write dialogue in any non cringe-worthy capacity. I'll stick to being a reader than a writer, it took the thread and Robert the Terrible to teach me that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356541

And I want to cuddle with a Kejourou and to be wrapped up in her hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356547
Hey kid ill give you m&m's if you'll stay on the cough while i play video games

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356574
>a fifth dimensional being with no concept of human hands.
So I should invite a shoggoth when playing the N64?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356558
Interesting points but as for
> I don't think I need to explain to you the specifics of what happens to a cell exposed by radiation, and why this would be a problem even for an undead.
I'm not sure magically assisted healing would bring about cancer. I mean, for that matter you would have to establish what the nature of the healing was in the first place. Some canons just have it a straight up time reversal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356581
*couch

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356587
>she makes a new controller
>Bites her lower lip whenever things get intense

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356547
>had to look after younger siblings all the time when i was a kid
Anon can't you get someone else to do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356575
The fact that he's only ever drawn one scene of actual sex with any of those girls still infuriates me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356598
Gonna play Mario Party and mash those buttons

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356560
No, because you have to actually make friends with other people to have a childhood friend.

>>15356560
Well, she's not going to be making any friends, or meeting any cute boys with that attitude!

>>15356563
Then she's getting it confiscated! And her 'doujin' sites are getting firewalled!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356598
Gonna be lewd with the C stick

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356605
At least the control stick wouldn't drill a hole through your hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356613
I can only imagine what that'd do to her though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356589
We are talking about the very DNA of the cell being rewritten, resulting in mutation. A reversal to a previous state would definitely fix that though. For magical healing which is just straight up acceleration of the cells to close a wound, or duplication of cells to heal something normally unhealable like a broken, spine, if those cells were cancerous, you'd actually be making the problem worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356612
>>15356605
>You'll never play with a shogg sitting behind you, licking your ears masturbating with one hand, rubbing her chest up against your back and jerking you off with her other hand from behind
>You'll never play with a controller made from her and feel her squirm about behind you as you grip it tight and mash buttons

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356611
She already has friends in the /hbg/ threads, and you can always hire cute boy to spend time with you anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356613
now if only the shog could play the minigames well because she seems a little sick during them

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356621
>. For magical healing which is just straight up acceleration of the cells to close a wound, or duplication of cells to heal something normally unhealable like a broken, spine, if those cells were cancerous, you'd actually be making the problem worse.
I wonder if this has ever been addressed.
>You'll never console a paladin girl who was ousted form her order for killing her superior
>He was wounded in battle and she had no idea the cells were cancerous

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356626
I would what would happen if /hbg/ had a meet up

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356620
The house would be flooded from her juices by the end of the minigame.
In fact, I don't think she would be able to form a coherent entity for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356635
It would be a bunch of losers, virgins and perverts getting together. What do you think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356635
Probably the same thing that would happen if we had a meet up.
Lots of arguing over what is and isn't shit and at least one fistfight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356643
>awkward NEET girls standing around, not talking to each other
>suddenly the one human boy brave enough to attend the meeting rolls in
>it begins

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356646
>Implying any one here cares enough to get into actual violence
Callign a faggot faggot online is one thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356611
>No, because you have to actually make friends with other people to have a childhood friend
Well anime says many childhood friends are made when the parents are friends and make them get together. It's not late yet to find her a cute husba- I mean, childhood friend, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356520
That would be lovely.
And I do hope they want daughterus because pregnancy is another mark on the list

[Anonymous No.]

Wolfus are for operating with!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356547
Gonna give her cakes and sweets as we watch movies

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356635
>>15356643
And in the middle of that, at least two (confirmed) human girls. It would be weird for them.

[Anonymous No.]

Are the fallen church and the church of eros on friendly terms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356634
Yeah, if we're talking about a fantasy setting where illness and such exists like it does in reality, that would actually be a huge problem.

>Oh, a person is stabbed through the stomach with a sword, best use my magic to heal them.
>Oh, now they're coughing up blood and they're still pale. Must be some internal injuries I missed.
>I'll just heal them inside a bit more
>Why are they getting worse?
>Oh god what's happening why is he getting worse?
>He's vomitting and his skin and whites of his eyes have gone yellow after just one night in bed, even though I'm doing my best to heal him

Considering the prognosis for that kind of cancer is about five years under normal circumstances it, using healing magic like that to make it even worse would probably doom a person to two years or less.

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>>15356665
Would they be paladins, would they monsterize or would the nerd monsters be too weak to affect them

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356666
satan quads say yes.
Not sure if thats good or bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356665
Why would they even be there in the first place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356673
No anon, I'm saying there are at least two guys in these threads with human waifus

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356635
You'd have that one weirdo who fantasizes about Canadian Lumberjacks as the /hbg/ equivalent of furries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356673
>nerd monsters so weak that you could stick a human girl by them and the monsters would become more human instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356626
Internet friends aren't real friends, and hiring a prostitute isn't going to work either!

>>15356652
Sounds like a plan, now I need to just stop her from stuttering and fiddling with her fingers so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356683
That's some kind of advance bullying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356691
You could always go with an arranged marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356683
But women are supposed to turn into monstergirls not the other way around, you are breaking the natural order

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356635
>That one Mouse that keeps going on about femdom shows up

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356691
But she's really close with her internet friends, and plenty of people but whores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356692
How is it bullying, the girl wants to be a monsters like them

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356666
well their goals seem close enough to the point where they would be

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356705
>turning weak monsters into humans is not bullying

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a name for men who work in MGC by going on dates with the monstergirl customers, or just pretending to be their boyfriends without doing any lewd things?

Also would be possible to work as a wingman for single monstergirls to help them get a bf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356719
She didn't know she would parasitically absorb their monsterness

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356724
>Is there a name for men who work in MGC by going on dates with the monstergirl customers, or just pretending to be their boyfriends without doing any lewd things?
fools
members of the missing person list

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356724
Compensated dating, or Rent-A-Boyfriends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356719
Well if they were already that weak

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356724
wingman would have a different connotation with monsters so don't call yourself one or a winged monster will rape you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356730
>members of the missing person list
Most, if not all the customers would be monstergirls like Alps, and Monoeyes and such, what would could go wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356650
Faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356737
>Sitting at the bar with Genkibus
"I'll be your wingman if you'll be my winglady."
>She pauses with a mouthful of sausage and greens
>Chews
>Goes red from toes to horn tips

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356752
I want her wings to hug me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356732
>cute private schoolboys will never call you an irremediable, unmarriageable pervert

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356758
>Tell Wyvern you'll be her wingman
>She practically launches at least thirty feet from the nosebleed rocket effect

[Anonymous No.]

Which monsters are adored the most by other monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356770
Bycorns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356770
Goblins look up to Hobgoblins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356770
Dragons or Lilim. One is literal chromatic perfection and the other is a sex machine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356752
>>15356767
So what word would be used in place of wingman

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356770
Sirens due to celeb status

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356643
>Virgins

Dear Diary,

Jackpot.

xoxo

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356770
Probably ones that facilitate sex and love. Like gandharva

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356783
I'm talking about the autistic smelly virgins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356783
Such nice ladies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356770
The little ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356780
Main man. Saying "wingman" to a winged Monster is essentially the same context as saying I want to be "embraced by your wings as your man", which means that you're basically shooting out of the starting gate wanting to marry her.

Now, the older CC varieties of MGs would probably think it was a joke and laugh it off, but say that to a young Wyvern who's probably prone to spontaneous estral flashes? Holy shit senpai run.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356778
I don't think most monster girls would like Dragons since they look down on everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356783
Virgin monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356770
My dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356778
Speaking of Lilim, I wonder if any of them are Idol Singers.
I want to become the target of a somewhat crazed Lilim Idol because I actually ignore her and don't listen to her music at all.
I don't even know who she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356783
Unicorn-san!
Hakutaku-senpai!

What are you doing here?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356732
>Get hired for the evening by a really, shy, tiny Sahuagin
>People who know her see you, and correctly assume that you're being paid to go on a date with her
>Without waiting for confirmation, they loudly declare to everyone within earshot that there's some shrimp who had to resort to paying for a man
>She tries to meekly protest, but ti's drowned out by the laughter of everyone around
>Can'tdealwithit.webm
>Slap your date on the ass so hard that the resulting sound renders the room silent instantly
>Wrap an arm around her and kiss her as passionately as you can
>Pick her up in a princess carry and look at the ones who started the commotion
>"The only thing she pays me in is love. You should be ashamed of yourselves."
>Walk off into the night, still carrying your date

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356785
Dark matters as well i would guess. As well as dark elemental who spread demon realms really fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356802
If there's mecha ones there's idol ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356802
>Sitting there when Lilim Idol approaches you in her costume
>She gets flustered when the first thing to come out of your mouth is if she's too old to be cosplaying

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356806
She'll have to pay me extra for sticking up for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356792
I wonder how many were married because they slipped up and said wingman

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356802
you shouldn't actively ignore her or she might call you tsundere

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356816
Will the final version of that Lilim feature any MGS styled Cyborg features?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356816
No mecha jinko huh or mecha sahuagin

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be dommed by a bunch of chubby large mice in leather

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356819
Yeah, just a cycle of obliviousness that leads to her obsessively stalking me and using her monstergirl fanclub to find out why I don't know who she is.
>"He can't NOT know who I am! I'm the biggest superstar in the Demon Realms!"
>"That's just it miss, he doesn't seem to have a single one of your CDs. No posters, no figures, nothing!"
>"Who the fuck is this guy?"

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of games would the queen of hearts have her legion of onii-chans play to decide who gets to pat her head?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356827
It's more of an obliviousness to her and her superstardom anon.
It's the "No seriously, who are you?" kind of ignoring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356850
Hide and seek

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>>15356842
>>15356851
>Lilim stops you in the street in plain clothes
>"Aha! CAUGHT YOU LISTENING TO ONE OF MY CDs!"
>She pulls out your erosPod, set to the Bee Gees
>Can't get the touch screen to work
>"DAMNIT, I KNOW YOU HAVE MY SONGS, I JUST KNOW IT!"
>Meanwhile you're calling the cops telling them a crazy woman is trying to rob you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356819
I want to date an MG Idol!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356855
Does she get upset if all of them get picked off before one can win?

[Anonymous No.]

It's fun seeing a sketch turn into a full finished picture

So Anons, medium girls, big girls, or small girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356870
Small

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356870
Small.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356870
Big

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356870
I like big girls. It makes me feel less bad about being a manlet

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356842
>"What kind of music does he listen to if he's not listening to mine?!"
>"Well, we don't know. We bugged his car but it seems like he listens to FM radio, and the radio waves interfere with the bug. We got a station name though, and Google says it's a classic rock station."
>She starts working on a new album that day
>It goes on sale, it's nothing but classic rock covers
>Sales are shit but she doesn't care as long as you buy it
>You don't buy it because you're not even aware it exists

[Anonymous No.]

How would one become a role model to monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356870
For me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356870
Medium to big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356864
Considering how powerful lilims are, I bet a lilim would be able to imbue her music with magical powers.
Like she can detect whenever it's being played back, and knows exactly where it's happening so she can track down all her potential fans.
Sounds more fun than simple, cliche musical hypnosis, at any rate.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish to combat evil and defend the weak from evil humans and monsters alongside an equally brave Paladin girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356889
I don't want her to throw her career away over me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356870
All of the above

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356842
I think I'd start bullying her. Calling her a washed up hag that's way past her prime and whatnot

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356899
>Agrias Oaks
Deploy for mid-range combat for the ALL WAIFU

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356819
I want to date an old idol monster girl has-been!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356889
That's hilarious.
Does she have her minions take pictures of me sleeping though?

>>15356908
How do you bully someone you don't know exists?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356899
A female knight helping even monstergirls is just about the most selfless thing you can be, I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356930
>How do you bully someone you don't know exists?
I'll just tell her whenever she's bothering me. I could be wrong about her, but I'll never pass up a chance to bully a Lilim!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356889
I want to accidentally enter a contest and win free tickets to her rival's show

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356941
I just want to wake up and find her in full idol gear mounting me after tying me down to my bed.
Lilim stalkers are great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356946
you should invite that crazy lilim along with you

[Anonymous No.]

>I will never live in some comfy fantasy world full of monstergirls
Kill me now

[Anonymous No.]

Big and strong or petite and dainty MGs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356955
Petite and strong

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356955
Both

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356951
Don't even invite her.
>"Hey you look like the kind of person who'd be into something like this. Here, take a friend with you."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356896
So you'd want her to be like this girl?
>Can see where people are focusing their attention, with a range covering at least the entire earth.
>Can force the attention of others to be directed towards her, with range covering at least a city.
>Everything related to her charms those that perceive it. A shitscribble made by her would be considered a work of art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356865
Prepare to suffer under the threats of their otaku fanboys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356966
I wonder if she would be able to keep her rage for her rival undercheck

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356954
God fucking DAMN I love this picture.

I am a huge sucker for aqua-centric designs like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356954
lookit the teeny tiny foxes! I want to pet one!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356968
Yeah, slightly I guess. I was more thinking of the lilim using her music as a catalyst for her powers, and her powers being something relating to an idol in some abstract way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356865
You're just begging for a crazy to ambush and drug you and your waifu, slit your throat and rape your waifu while wearing your face as a mask

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356973
What could a tiny, fat, smelly otaku do to a gaijin twice it's size?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356983
Or for her rival to rape you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356994
Or for her producer to rape you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356984
Not all otaku monster girls would be tiny. Some are dragons and such.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356997
Or for herself to rape you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356954
That picture strikes me as more of a utopian post-apocalypse.
Like some huge, worldwide catastrophe happens, but then human lifes sticks it out, and rebuilds new culture and civilisation on top of the bones of the old.

>>15356978
I think cities or towns which are constructed around a large body of water are great. Partially submerged, you could swim from A to B, but all of the actual stuff is on dry land, or at least floating on the surface. It's pretty idyllic.

[Anonymous No.]

Chapter 27 of A Serpent in Zion: Barbarossa

https://hellskitchensink.wordpress.com/a-serpent-in-zion/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356998
But they specifically mentioned fanBOYS anon.

Nobody messes with a dragon, otaku or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356999
Wanna suck her horns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356957
So hobgoblins?

>>15356963
At the same time?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356999
>Doll has a on/off switch
Lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356977
What do you think her reaction would be if she found out that her rival is your childhood friend?
No romantic inclinations, but she knows you.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna find the biggest strongest wurm I can find and hire her as a bodyguard and have hilarious adventures while she "saves" me from things I don't need saving from!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357013
She might try and end the rivalry to get information on you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357005
I'd want a fat smelly dragon otaku personally. She'd be friendly and not bully me, like my Hellhound neighbor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357029
But your hellhound neighbor lifts and always invites you over for barbeques.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356999
That heart-shaped tan below her navel is incredibly lewd. Just what kind of bathing suits does this oni like to wear?

Either way, I love her look, and all her decorations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357010
Sure, why not?

They seem nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357032
She's a jerk and just wants to bully me in front of her friends. Dragon Otaku doesn't have friends so she can't bully me in front of people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357024
You wanna bet she'd wear a disguise and pay of her rival to snatch her some boxers to sniff from my house?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356978
I know right? I love this artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357038
You should help her get strong, Anon. Make her grow into a beautiful and proud adult dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357052
Eh, she's soft and cuddly. That's good enough for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>Not wanting to BE the idol
Its like you guys don't want thousands of girls lusting about you. Also in a world withls monstergilrls male idols would be as popular as the female ones, if not more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357044
You've got to imagine that all the foxgirls and catgirls living in that place are incredibly agile and light on their feet, too.
I mean, just look at that ladder connecting the shop on the left to the island in the middle. No way a normal person could buy three bags of shopping and make their way down that easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357059
Do you really think anyone here can sing anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357059
Can I get fans playing ragtime?

[Anonymous No.]

You’ll take you waifu to the beach, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357059
If Samurai Flamenco taught me anything, it's that being a male beauty icon is the quickest and easiest path to becoming president of the world.
I'd definitely take that chance if I could sing extraordinarily well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357060
And the teepee house on the right, you'd need to step up on each of those poles and/or climb your way up using the rope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357059
>withls monstergilrls
I think its time for me to go to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357074
all you fans are chuuni monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357075
Sure. I bet anubi would love beaches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357059
>Its like you guys don't want thousands of girls lusting about you.
Jesus christ, what a pain in the ass that would be. All the catty bitching my waifu would have to put up with, no thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357079
Yeah, looking at it, I'm sure that's the artist's intention.
At least, I hope it is. Considering the work they do, it really looks like they're the sort of person who'd put that level of thought into their art when they're making it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357059
Male Idols have to stay virgins right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357075

Yup

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357094
Not necessarily. You'd never be allowed to have a public relationship, but if you want to get anywhere, you're still going to have to sleep your way to the top.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357075
Would she feel cold if she got out of the water when it's windy? Would a self hug warm her back up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357059
>Its like you guys don't want thousands of girls lusting about you.
I don't. I want a Lilim Idol lusting over me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357102
Does that mean I'd have to fuck that Tanuki so I can get a better deal for her concert hall

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357094
That will make you more desirable to your fans, they will all think they may have the opportunity to be your special one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357095
Why do they even wear clothes instead of using their hair as clothing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357094
Yes until you start your edgy phase

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357114
Obviously. And of course once she takes the pictures, you'll have to attend regular meeting with her and her friends to prevent them exposing you and ending your career a few years earlier before you are made irrelevant by the next new idol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357119

It's not like Kejourou don't enjoy dressing up you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357114
Yep. And you'd need to sleep with the record label owners all at once to get a good contract, the advertising company heads to lower the ad costs, and any of your idol company's managers and their friends that they bring along so they don't drop you.
And you can never let anyone know, or your own fans will blame you for being such a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357114
You'd have to sleep with the Tanuki concert hall owner for the rights to use her hall, you'd have to sleep with your sleazy Dragon producer to keep up the publicity train, you'd have to sleep with the various stagehands and desk jockeys at the producer's office to "keep morale up" and that's not even getting into "Meet and Greet" events.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357119
KC was too busy playing Splatoon to pick up a copy of Bayonetta.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357004
>Barbarossa

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if I don't sleep my way to the top of idol stardom

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357075
>Take Hellhound waifu to the beach
>The sand surrounding where she lays turns to glass

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357129
He wouldn't have to be a slut at the "Meet and Greet" events, but he would have his producer jerking him off and squeezing his balls as he sings in the studio to get the right tone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357138
You become an irrelevant hasbeen that much faster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357135
KC has shit taste in video games confirmed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357136
>Barbarossa

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357138
You never make it big and only get local gigs. Eventually you hit it off with some one who likes you and your music, and isn't only dating you for the social status

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357138
For not sleeping around you get defamed as a slut by the ones that do sleep around and your fans hate you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357150
>defamed as a slut by the ones that do sleep around
So you release all the evidence you have of them being the sluts online. Watch some of the biggest giants of the industry come crashing down

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357145
He brought a WiiU, we already know this.
Wonderful 101 was without flaws, though.

[Anonymous No.]

You know all this talk about MG Idols trying to assault men makes me want to summon the Holy Trinity of Songfags to fight them back.

Barry White
Tom Jones
Frank Sinatra

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357158
You're forgetting a big middle step here anon. HOW do you get that evidence and keep it a secret from the idol's security in the first place? They're used to people trying to ruin their idol's reputation for profit, AKA the paparazzi. And not all of those sneaky people make it out alive, since they're trespassing. Even if you are a self made idol, unless you play ball you won't be in the same place at the same time as other idols.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357158
While their hardcore fans will be disappointed it won't stop them from masturbating

[Anonymous No.]

Time for bed, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357168
You aren't buying albums if you're masturbating.

>>15357167
You're an insider in the industry, use your imagination. Bug the rooms or whatever, and just pretend that you know nothing. No bartering, don't try to get some money out of them, don't let them even realize, until they've besmirched your name, and it's far too late

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357166
Barry White is the ultimate counter against every lamia on the planet. Every pharaoh should have a boombox playing his songs over their kingdom to prevent apophis attacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357170
It's not even eight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357170
Sleep is overrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357170
Nope, it's time for 1 hour long action movies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357170
But I'm writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357170

But I'm drawing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357170
But I'm contemplating suicide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357170
>"Honey, we've been over this. That form still does nothing for me. Change back so I have something substantial to hug."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357075
Everytime I go to the beach with my Dragon waifu we end up doing some surf gliding, she flies while pulling me across the water. It's pretty nice to have such a lovely and versatile wife!

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you will never kamen rider with your living armor gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357170
Fat. Loli. Ass.
>>15357192
What in particular?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357204

just fundimentals and some exercises. Nothing thread related

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357177
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yca2BCwAnBQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0I6mhZ5wMw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gab2Vuz2Nk

BEHOLD. THE HOLY TRINITY.

[Anonymous No.]

Tiny Thin Succubi Tails are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357224
dog shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357198
Good, a Living Armor would be very unreliable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357170
That's a chubby looking succubutt

[Anonymous No.]

>lolis are too short for the lotus position to work properly with them
Is there any monster girl magic to somehow solve this issue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357232
>a Living Armor would be very unreliable.
....What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357242
What do you mean, too short? Lotus position is perfect for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357242
How are they too short? I don't understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357242
>too short

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357242
What are you talking about? Lolis would be perfect size to cuddle into your chest and get loving forehead kisses as you pump them full.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357244
Normal armor doesn't feel pain, nor would it try to jerk you off in the middle of a fight.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a wolfu to make me feel safe!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357261
>nor would it try to jerk you off in the middle of a fight.
that sounds like good armor to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357261
Nor can it give you literal super powers, nor mental support. Also I doubt a living armor feels pain to her armor. Nigger, re-evaluate your life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357262
>wolfus in combat
haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357197
>Anon goes surf gliding with his dragon waifu
>Anon's waifu is distracted by something and stops looking down for a few moments
>When she goes back to looking down, Anon has disappeared, nowhere to be found
>2 days later while search and rescue are looking for him, he's found in a under sea cave severely dehydrated
>Abducted by a group of dolphin mermaids, he was gang raped for 30 hours straight before they got bored and left
>Anon doesn't go to the beach anymore

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>>15357304
>before they got bored and left
>raping a married man then leaving

This is why Orcas & Sharks > Dolphins

[Anonymous No.]

I can't write sex scenes because any word I can think of for penis just obliterates the flow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357313
tallywacker

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>>15357313
Mollusk related words

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>>15357313
Wedding Tackle

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>>15357304
Just punch them in the nose or whatever

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>>15357324
That's not how Dolphin mermaids work anon.

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>>15356650
Just because you said that, if we ever have a meet-up I attend, I will start a fistfight with you fuckers.

[Anonymous No.]

What if a monster hit on you in broken english

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>>15357304
U-Uwaaah~ I can't believe I spilled aalllll this oil in the ocean.

I-I lost the nuclear reactor. It's gotta have melted through into the water table by now. Tee-hee~<3 ;P

I will fucking end you and everything you love, you wet cunts

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>>15357304
This is why I only bop sharks in the nose. Not even Dragon waifu can save me from the terrors of the deep.

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>>15357304
>Few years later
>The dragon's absolutely generous offer of her hoard to a tanuki who is the head of an oil rig company causes the latter to, in a fit of joy, 'accidentally' cause an oil spill that covers the dolphins' habitat

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>>15357313
Shaft, rod, head or tip for the top. Those are pretty subtle, though "rod" maybe not as much.
You can always just imply, rather than outright describe too. Use sentences like "She slowly slipped down onto him, biting her lip and letting out happy little breaths as lowered herself down even more. With one final little squeeze and moan, her arms draped over his shoulders, she hilted on him, and slowly begun to roll her hips up and down, muscles and walls squeezing around every ridge and surface."

I think you get the idea.

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>>15357313
TURGID
U
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G
I
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>>15357343
My english is broken too, so it will be just fine.

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>>15357343

>MGs trying to seduce you but they can't speak your language
>Where they would normally be confident in their native tongue, when it comes to you it's not nearly so easy

Cute

[Anonymous No.]

>dagon with mermaids
>deliverance with porcs
>irreversible anubis
>hills have eyes with ghouls
would there be horror music or cheesy porn music during the explicit scenes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357343
Castle doctrine

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>>15357357
Cheesy porn music.
There would be intense horror music for the POV edition for boysluts.

[Anonymous No.]

What would monsters think about male pov porn

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357363
>"Get this alp shit outta here"

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>>15357357
>irreversible anubis

Would the anubis be the one doing the raping, the one being raped like in the original movie?

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>>15357343
>Tell a wurm her English is broken
>She starts crying and rushed back with some tape asking you to fix it
>You just wrapped some tape around her horns
>And yet she is now somehow able to speak perfectly eloquent and erudite English.

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>>15357363
That market would get snapped up like a burger in front of a starving wurm.
All the POV porn you could imagine anon. All sorts of positions and monstergirls and the like. All custom made to your commission.
And lots and lots of subliminal bits to make viewers want to come down and meet the actresses and relive the movies for real.

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>They think their waifu will ever be this cute

Never ever

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>>15357343
Depends on what accents she has.

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>>15357343
Just imagine a Japanese succubus trying to seduce you while speaking like the hooker from Full Metal Jacket.
Imagine her cute face pouting when you double over laughing at how cute she is instead of seductive.

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>>15357379
In that case, part of me feels obligated to fuck her at least once. Just so I can say I did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357373
Someday I too will master the art of crayons and write sexual children's stories about monstergirls.

>Granberry and Tamamo playing footsies with each other
Lewd as fuck.

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>>15357363
About the same as female monster pov

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357387
Imagine teaching her how to speak english and rewarding her with sex though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357343
>"Vould you like a roll in ze hay
Erect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357373
>>15357388
See now that makes me want to play the game, or at least try and find whatever scene that's referencing.

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>>15357403
Great, now I've got this image of a german Dark Elf saying "Americans. So boisterous. So proud. So... Fragile." While slowly tracing her finger up a guy's chest and licking her lips.
I didn't need this boner anon.

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>>15357060
>>15357079

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>>15357407
If you've spent any decent amount of time in the monstergirl thread, I don't see why you wouldn't play have played MGQ, even if it's just to see what it's all about. That's like the monstergirl equivalent of being a goddamn casual, or a Touhou secondary.

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>>15357415
She can do it.

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>>15357415
Wonderful!

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>>15357410
>Houri screaming at me in arabic and punching me in the face when I don't respond immediately
>Then she spits on me and hits me a little bit more before cutting my pants off with a knife and holding the blade under my balls saying she'll slice them off if I don't get hard for her
>After being raped, walk out of the alleyway to find a croud of houri with rocks
>See my rapist with a smug grin
>Points at me and tells every one I just go raped
>They stone me to death
I'm not sure I want ethnic monstergirl.

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>>15357410
>German
>Dark Elf
Fucking rapefugees.
>>15357416
Its just never interested me, I've heard too many bad things about it and it just doesn't seem like the type of game I'd enjoy.

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>>15357373
The strongest!

[Anonymous No.]

Just imagine an alice talking to you in a horrible English accent.

Actually, don't. Especially don't imagine them talking while you're in the middle of violating them.

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>>15357422
Disregard everything you've heard about the game prior. You only need one review on it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mr50ELt1ITY

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>>15357422
Are you telling me you don't want a delicious brown dominatrix with a sexy german accent?
Then how about a tall cuddly Russian werewolf and her chubby Yeti friend?

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>>15357430
I miss fitz

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>>15357430
That's pretty accurate actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357438
We all do.

[Anonymous No.]

What does houri milk taste like?

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>>15357415
That's one athletic fox. But is she any good at climbing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357423
I want to be her towelboy.

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>>15357437
I'd actually prefer a cute German foxgirl from the countryside named Erika, then I can embarrass her by trying to sing "Erika" to her with my poor German skills.

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>>15357446
Sandy coins and bags of sheckels

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>>15357452
Is she Genki though?
Would she get overly excited seeing new things?
Would she be able to drink you and every other guy at the bar under the table?

[Anonymous No.]

How many shekels will placate a tanuki

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>>15357452
Tell me more about European Fox Girls.

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>>15357437
I was actually referring to the German Holstaur idea that got tossed around a bit with the roll in ze hay post but really I don't discriminate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357256
What about stopping for a few moments after getting it all the way in for the first time to stroke her hair and let her relax before continuing.

[Anonymous No.]

Aftyn here, had an idea for a bar just for monster girls


http://pastebin.com/YrQ4j8Di

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>>15357456
All I can say is she is my faithful little darling and my joy. And she can drink everyone under the table

[Anonymous No.]

I wish to partake in Cow girls dressed in German Barmaid outfits

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>>15357459
They are perfection.

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>>15357467
>Charon in a bunny outfit.

Oh god yes

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>>15357467
Charon a qt as always, those other two are garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357482
>those other two are garbage.
Isn't that rabbit the bartender from gate? She dindu nuffin

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>>15357465
Of course! What kind of man wouldn't be tentative to his partner's needs? We start gentle until her natural instincts take over.

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>>15357373
Isn't there a version of this where she gives him an uglylizardfeetjob?

[Anonymous No.]

I love monoeyes

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>>15357486
She was in gate, that's good enough to be trash-tier.

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>>15357493
No you don't.

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>>15357467
I'm gonna make sure that she gets enough sleep with Charon!

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>>15357495
Gate had some good girls, dude. What are you even talking about? Sure there was a WHOLE LOT shit with it and its anime adaption, but that girl jap soldier who fucked the prince's shit up was hot.

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>>15357493
I love monoeyes that have two eyes

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>>15357505
>Gate had some good girls, dude
Nice joke.

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>>15357506
So a monoeye wearing a monocle?

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any stories about MGs stealing boys from their homes?

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>>15355720
I'd redirect my dick towards an angsty alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357508
You have nothing. Give me some negative qualities

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>>15357506
Would that make it a Bicyclops?

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>>15357516
http://pastebin.com/cjq7JY23 (The kid isn't stolen away from his home per se, but at least it was courtesy of a creepy yandere-ish Dragon)

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>>15357527
>yandere Dragon

Well i need more of this.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna grope monster girl butts

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>>15357539
http://pastebin.com/e30B5mDk
Another one from the same writefag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357539
A tomboy Dragon who gets into fights!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357527
Thanks fampai

[Anonymous No.]

Would you?

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>>15357557
Is that a Kingdom Hearts enemy? It looks like one.

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>>15357566
She originated from the 2nd DS Crystal Chronicles game, and is now reappearing in that chibi World of Final Fantasy game.
Nice tiddies on her though.

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>>15357557
W-Where do I stick it in?

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I want the 5 types of dragons as oneesans!

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>>15357573
Ah, I see. Yeah, those chibi designs like the one in Theatrhythm were in the remake of Re:Coded too, if I remember.

>>15357575
I see four holes on her, including the mouth, you may take your pick.

[Anonymous No.]

Who needs Anubutts anyway?

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>>15357579
>Dragon is always aloof and is always criticizing you to 'live up to your heritage'
>Wyvern wants to go on adventures with you and loves to go flying with you
>Wurm just always wants to play, or enlists your help in cooking. Particularly fond of anything involving digging and construction (or destruction)
>Ryu is always warm and gentle, someone you can always tell your problems to. Is always reprimanding Dragon and telling Dragon she is too harsh with you
>Jabberwock always wants to be physically in contact with you, whether its holding your hand (even in public) or wrapping her arm around you. Her favorite is sitting you on her lap while you do things together, and only at the insistence of another oneesan does she usually let you go

What life could be better?

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>>15357557
I'd rather the cute catgirl spirit that's older than her

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>>15357579
What about one dragon with one of each type of head?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>15357608
No.

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>>15357601
I do.

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>>15357579
Do they let their powers combine to make Captain Dragon?

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>>15357615
Let the tomboy wrench wenches do battle in suits of mobile guns, dammit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357605
Jabberwock Onee0san is best. I bet she gives the best cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

I like tomboy vampires

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>>15357608
Will they assist me in flipping the bird to overtly envious pilots flying jetliners at maximum altitude?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357611
I wish I had a busty Hopper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357646
>tomboy vampires
Elaborate.

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>>15357641
>Her arms crossed around your torso and her hands in your lap
>Her long legs encircle yours, the inside of her thighs and calves touching the outside of yours
>Her head hovering just above yours, because being both an oneesan and a jabberwock means she's way taller than you
Sounds divine. Only beaten by a big cuddle pile with all the dragon oneesans.

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>>15357654
Why did that make me think of A Bug's Life?
Also, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!!

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>>15357670
My nephew just watched that the day before yesterday. Gimme dat Black Widow.

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>>15357670
Nah, that made me think more of James and the Giant peach. Now all I can think about is an aristocratic grasshopper girl who tries to woo me and romance me, by playing love songs on her violin. Also that film makes me think how Ms. Spider was the original Ara Ara Motherly spider girl before it was a thing.

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>>15357693
>miniature typewriter
Cute!

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>>15357467
Who cares? NTR cat when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357693
Don't even try, no productive work today! Today I play more Witcher. Yet again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357693
I wonder what Sidhe-sensei is working on when she's not yelling at people

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357708
Smutty "romance" novels. Stuff with lots of naked modelling, potter's wheels, candles, tickly-brushes...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357488
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

Delinquent squad wip o/

>tfw not the only boy in a group of delinquents who all want to protect your smile.
It hurts you guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357729

I want to make them all good girls and rule following students

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>>15357729
The doofus is mine! The Troll, right?

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>>15357693
She's not very smart is she?

I can't wait for her to finish so I can go full on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBNom46c4tQ when I try and read that tiny print.

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>>15357732
That's the thing anon they're already good girls. They just act like delinquents to reject the class reps and their lame rules.

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>>15357738
Couldn't she just enlarge it and the type writter with fairy magic

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357729
I want to relieve that Trolls bosoms of their bounty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357729
I'm telling the class reps on them

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>>15357717
>potter's wheels
I understood everything you said but that. You wut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357357
>>15357369
No violence against Anubutts pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357776
Potter is done on a spinning horizontal wheel

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>>15357781
Pottery i mean with the clay and stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357738
>>She's not very smart is she?
She could easily dictate to someone working a larger typewriter or a printing press. Dingus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357776
Patrick swayze in ghost. Just flip it around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357702

Heres a teaser for the future

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>>15357780
What about consensual sexual violence?
Like spanking her butt until it glows?
Or fucking her into the mattress like a beast so roughly that she has jellylegs for two days straight, and has to be carried around everywhere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357702
>>15357794
Fuck off.

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>>15357796
So a Tuesday night, then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357764
That's asking for a rape

[Anonymous No.]

I want to convince my Kobold childhood friend to play the game where we lick each other's tongues!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357807
Tuesdays and Saturdays. The last Saturday of every month is when you get really kinky and serious, and break out the tea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357786
>typing it all out so she can tell another bigger person to type it out for her

...

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>>15357810
Is this a prelude to Kobold Daughteru shenanigans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357817

>The human types it out and gives it to a bigger person to type it out for him

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357796
Well yes, that's fine, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357821
kinda sorta

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>>15357817
Confirmed for can'twrite. You have no idea how agonizing it can be to have someone view an unfinished work. Also, do you really need two people tied up for the amount of time it takes to brainstorm, draft, and rewrite a shitty romance smut novel? It makes sense.

Also, this is basically how commercial printing works anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357776
You really are a sheltered young man, aren't you.

[Anonymous No.]

Dragon oneesan story when

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357846
Well, I'm here with you perverts on a monday night so not really. I just haven't experienced that particular brand of degeneracy yet.

What, do you strap a dildo onto it or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357851
No, you do pottery on it. That scene has permeated pop-culture, dammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357851
>What, do you strap a dildo onto it or something?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghost_(1990_film)#cite_ref-variety.com_23-1

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357853
Okay Anon, I need you to pretend you're going to explain this concept to a wurm or maybe an alice. What do you say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357859
I tell them to use the link in>>15357858
and then maybe youtube it if that's not enough.

[Anonymous No.]

Are we getting a new girl this friday?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357858
>>15357863
I am so unbelievably unimpressed right now. All that buildup for silty memeholding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357878
It's a cultural thing, you wouldn't understand if you didn't have proper context. Rest assured, pottery wheel romance is a well known trope, at least in America.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357878
Anon, you need to stop bitching about how culture works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357884
Your culture is shit! Shiiiiit!

>>15357882
>Rest assured, pottery wheel romance is a well known trope, at least in America.
First I've heard of it. I would've expected tennis lessons had you explained the situation without the mention of clay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357804
If you don't like it then don't look at it or seek it out. It's not hard to not read something.

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder to keep your waifu in a cage so nothing bad happens to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357894
>Your culture
Dude, I'm not American.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357900
>Cage

I'm not some fucking savage. I'll keep her in a soft, padded room, and have her wear cushioned, inflatable bodysuit so she can bounce around safely and come to no harm whatsoever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357900
>cage

Oh please, I only do that with the mice that break into my home, and even then it's a furnished basement with all the cheese, snacks, drinks, and vidya games they could want.

Sure, they get a little hefty due to the lack of exercise but it keeps them from trying anything.

Also makes them much softer for cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357900
But it's my cage and I don't want her in it.

[Anonymous No.]

Anons what are you doing today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357902
My point stands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357934
The same thing I do every day. WISH MONSTERS WOULD TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>15357934
It is 6:40:AM, I have not slept at all, and I have been writing and also watching Chip and Ironicus since 11PM last night.

I guess this is just my life now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357934
Playing Grandblue.
Other than that, working and lifting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357934
Watching NERDS show off their comic book collections on youtube and getting jelly I can't afford all that nice stuff.
I'm exhilarated by the sight of a big, hardcover omnibus. Is there something wrong with me, do you think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357908
Who is your waifu anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357941
How's the pudding?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357944
Not him but my guess is kobold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357934
Just got back from working out
Now I'm writing while listening to some KOF music.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357934
Working on my website, giving it some much needed TLC. After I'm done, I'll probably play Hearts of Iron 4 for a few hours Or I'll just watch Arumba play it and be lazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357950
>spoiler
I'm down with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357949
Any favs in particular?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357944
>>15357947
Nope, but thematically close. Anubis.
Kobold guy has some fancy velure sex dungeon, I'm pretty sure. I'd just have a sexual bouncy castle, and give her plush, padded mittens for her hands and feet. She wouldn't be able to take them off of touch herself, but that's why I'd be there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357900
Can I just give her a computer and a PS4/Wii U and leave her in my room?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357950
>Look up Arumba
>Daily videos every 3 hours

How the fuck is that possible? Does the guy just not sleep?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357954
Most of the Ikari team themes and the 98 arrange ost

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357960
Dude does what he loves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357946
It tastes of stale water and downgraded Ubisoft games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357960
It's how you make a noticeable amount of income from YouTube while under a million subs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357934
playing a grindy mmo

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, I love and respect you greatly. Therefore I come before you with a quandary:
Should I buy the Nausicaä of The Valley of the Wind omnibus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357964
>>15357967
Well, sure, and more power to him. But, I mean, physically how do you do that without actually dying from lack of sleep?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357973
How much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357974
You sustain yourself on the souls of your audience, duh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357934
Self loathing mostly. I wish I was lying about that.

>Captcha wants me to select all street signs
>There are none

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357943
>No nerdy succubus to molest you in cosplay as your favorite character only for you to notice a flaw in her acting.
>Her disguise will never break, revealing her chubby body and need for glasses.
>She'll never yelp in surprise when that makes you even harder inside her.
Fuck.
Also might want to be more careful anon. You've got some exposed statue nipple there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357978
46 euros. That'd be almost my entire summer's entertainment budget.

[Anonymous No.]

No Pharaoh In a armoured suit to rein justice from above.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357943
No, every man should love big, hard, thick covers. Even if they are covered in cartoons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357986
Your entire summer? Are you either a student, or do you work in an actual sweatshop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357994
I am a student, yes, with no handy job available.
And when I say entire summer, I mean June and July.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357988
>No apophis to cut her off by sniping her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357984
Would there be freckles?
There better be freckles.
I'd take her out for a movie and some pizza.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357958
>has some fancy velure sex dungeon, I'm pretty sure
Yes, It's called the collection room. It's really comfy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357939
What did she do to deserve apples being thrown at her ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358016
You bet your fuckin' ass she's got freckles. She's got a messy hime cut hairstyle too.
And she'd rather just order the pizza and cuddle on the couch while watching a movie.
Or some porn if you're still in the mood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357974
I hate to pull this card but as someone who supplements his income through YouTube, the non-existent editing is how he maintains such a rigorous posting routine.

Anyone who's done it before will tell you that 80% of your time is burned on editing and rendering your footage. Arumba's videos feature almost no editing outside of the occasional start/end bumper.
All of his narration is recorded while he plays so it's simply a matter of applying digital corrections (Color, making any neccesary cuts, etc.), rendering, and then posting the video. I guarantee you he spends more time rendering than he does recording and editing combined.
It's an easy way to maintain a channel but requires tons of free time to record. Bad news is that once you establish a posting standard, it can be difficult to transition out of it as your audience has come to expect A and you're trying to give them B.
If you get really popular and want to shift from numerous, daily posts of commented gameplay to less frequent but well crafted footage, you audience retention is going to take a sizeable hit and you can expect smaller paychecks as a result.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358040
That could be done as well.
What's she want to play?
Is she more bottom heavy or top heavy?
Can I sit her in my lap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358056
Her tastes are pretty similar to yours, it's why she decided to try and seduce you.
Bottom heavy, but her breasts are still considerable.
Yes. Careful though, her butt's sensitive.
She'll know if something starts poking it from below.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357997
Ah. Well, just assess it. If you want it, get it.
But first ask yourself a few things. Do you see anything else coming out you might want? Is the value of the thing you're thinking about enough that it can subvert any regrets if you didn't buy something else because of it? Has there been anything in the past you kind of wanted to get?

If you ask yourself all that, and you still want it, might as well set aside the money you have for that very purpose to buy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358028
Do the "collections" refer to the sex toys you have in there, or the room's occupants?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358089
Oh,
She's going to see lots of lovely maid movies and a few movies with MG CEOs.
They may or may not be slightly pudgier than her and a muscled gym worker may pop up as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358100
Well it's like this, I was going to get a bunch of TPBs, but then I ran into that and thought hey, I can use the same money on this and buy the rest of that stuff later on.
But I could also just wait until Christmas to get it and keep with my original plan. I'm getting it eventually, or now. And I'm getting the stuff I was going to get eventually, or now.
That's why I'm torn. Doesn't make a real difference since I'm getting it all in the end, no matter how long it takes. The money is already set aside for it all.
But on the other hand, the stuff I was going to buy is a continuation of stuff I already have.
I think I'll wait for Christmas. Thank you kind anon, for your wise words.

[Anonymous No.]

>nerdy Monster Girls
I like this idea. A Lich reading a tome of arcane lore, with a copy of something silly hidden within it.
What would a Lich read?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358104
The sex toys, obviously! I mean, three people who come and go is hardly a collection, and if you haven't guessed we have LOTS of sex toys. All neatly organized by type, use, and color in a hidden walk-in closet behind a wall. There's also a fully stocked latex wardrobe in the closet, and in the actual room there's a king sized bed and a TV and a couch area with a mini-fridge and refreshments and stuff.

That room probably gets more use than the rest of the house combined!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358122
How to Impress Boys for Dummies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358115
No problem. But what are TPBs in this context?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358134
Trade Paper Back, silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358138
Ah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358130
As if she'd need that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358143
What about 'How to Impress Boys for Geniuses'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358145
That's better!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358110
Don't be surprised if she wants to do roleplay sex after that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358147
>tfw it's the exact same book except for the title

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358145
For some reason I'm now imagining a show called Dead Eye for the Live guy wherein a bunch of undead redecorate the living arrangements of living males. I'm not sure if it'd be amazing or godawful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358143
But she is a dummy! She barely knows anything about guys!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358158
She has three doctorates and an engineering degree!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358160
Boy Engineering degree?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358123
Have you thought about this place enough that you've visualised a floor plan for it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358170
N-no. But boys and drawbridges aren't THAT different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358148
OH, I'd love nothing better.
Maybe a little food play on the side would be needed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358179
But who do you roleplay as?
Spidey & Black Cat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358170
I wish a cute monstergirl would engineer me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358174
They can both be operated by hydraulic pressure if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358173
Oh, absolutely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358174
What a naive Lich, thinking just because she has a few degrees means she could please a man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358188
I-it worked for that tanuki down the mountain!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358182
That would be perfect, although it requires her to fit into a cat suit.
Not that I'd mind, if anything I would enjoy it more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358187
Neat. You could make a sexual method of loci from it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358191
>fit into a cat suit
Felicia doesn't fit in it either. Have you ever seen the zipper fully closed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358192
I could. That seems a little tulpa-esque to me though and that's a road I told myself never to go down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358189
That's because she's a filthy Tanuki and bought him, are you telling me that just because a Tanuki bought the love of a boy who probably doesn't even love her that cute Lich should do the same?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358218
>are you telling me that just because a Tanuki bought the love of a boy who probably doesn't even love her that cute Lich should do the same?
No, of course not. She should build him. Full Franken Fran.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358214
It's a memory trick more than a way to fuck with your brain.
Though, thinking about it, a tulpa could possibly act as a method of loci for the purposes of memory recall.

Either way, it's not forcing your brain to generate whatever a tulpa is. It's thinking about physical space and associating thoughts or memories with it, so the next time you close your eyes and want to recall that thought or memory, you can just "go" to it mentally.
Way I see it, you could use it to record every lewd thought and idea you have about your kobold family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358201
Yeah but this one would have me worried that she's going to split the seat of it due to the size of her hips and rear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358225
Adorea best girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358231
Anon stop, you're going to drive me further away from reality than I already am. Please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358225
So instead of being a proper woman and seducing a handsome man she should build some freak of nature sex toy? How pathetic, what a failure of a Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

How about a dragon that learns bass guitar despite her claws?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358242
Haha, no. Just imagine closing your eyes and standing within that walk-in closet. Reaching out to "touch" a dildo, and with that gesture instantly filling your mind with vivid thoughts of your waifu tenderly loving your daughteru with that very dildo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358258
anon please!

[Anonymous No.]

Birb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358262
Dumb birdbrains.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358188
She pleases me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358262
That's not my boird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358260
I will keep dragging you further into depravity with these ideas until you finish and post the story you're currently working on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358255
She's not a proper woman, she's dead. Besides, building the perfect husbando is the pinnacle of SCIENCE, and that's what they're all about. If anything, that should be a source of pride, like building a flawless golem of gardening the perfect troll garden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358262
I like a more civilized harpy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358266
They are for protecting and loving, educational dickings.

>>15358269
Is your boird now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358262
The difference is one of them lives in a hellhole and has seen some truly horrific shit. And the other is given dangerous weapons by irresponsible ashen ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358270
Fine, fine I'll go read through and edit it once right now, just for you. Just please, leave me in peace!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358271
>she's dead
Is that supposed to be an excuse? No wonder all those handsome men go after a real undead woman like Wights.

That Lich doesn't even deserve to be called a Lich, she's just a loser woman that can't handle talking to a real man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358256
If KC's wolves can shoot arrows and we have birds that can play instruments then there should be no problem.
we could have a large one to fit her hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358276
Is not my boird. I want my boird.
>>15358282
She can talk to Igor just fine though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358286
Igor is just a demongirl she tricked into a contract

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358283
>we could have a large one to fit her hands
The deepest bass.

>>15358282
Well, I think the real issue is that she's always so far from her soul. It makes forming relationships hard, you know? I mean, even skellingtons have some fragment of that actually inside of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358286
Ivan, this is your bird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358286
That's because Igor is just a golem that she built so she has someone to talk to and can send out to buy supplies.

>>15358298
Then how come other Liches have such an easier time than her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358298
>The deepest bass
Bass guitar dragon when?

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that even tomboyish minotaurs like to wear a fancy dress every now and again.
They may even know how to dance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358305
Are you sure other liches have it easier, they could be lying

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358305
>Then how come other Liches have such an easier time than her?
1. They know about that necrophiliac night club
2. magically enhanced figures
3.They took all of the men that would be into liches. ALL of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358235
You act like she hasn't made catsuits for herself before.
Don't forget she can shapeshift using succubus magic too!
She can fulfill your wildest fantasies of fucking fictional bombshells.
Wanna fuck Black Cat? She can cover you.
She-Hulk? No problem.
Morrigan? On a scale of 1-10 how hard do you want her to drain your balls?
Herself? Get ready for blushing and kissing during sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358374
Yeah, that sounds great.
I'd just have to stick with her and her normal, bottom heavy figure in those costumes though.
Post coital cuddling would be the best, as would sleeping with her.


Good night for real now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358331
>No jinko/dragon musician combo called "Crouching tiger, hidden dragon"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358374
she is my super heroine

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358349
You just have to use your eyes anon, every Lich in her area except her has a man.

>>15358352
>1. They know about that necrophiliac night club
That doesn't mean anything, she could meet tons of men outside of that stupid club that would love to give her a chance.
>2. magically enhanced figures
So?
>3.They took all of the men that would be into liches. ALL of them.
I highly doubt that, sounds like she's just a whiny quitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358374
Can she do Orca?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358399
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a lich's apprentice and learn all kinds of magic while doing nothing lewd with her

[Anonymous No.]

Update.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358418
She seems happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358418
aww jeez

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358412
She's a Big Girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358423
For shotas

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358413
>Not doing lewd stuff with your Lich mentor.
Fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358429
But that's forbidden

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358427
No, she's big even for bearmodes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358431
Says who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358435
Master

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358418
It'd be great if her hair was completely flowing across and covering the walls, floor and ceiling like an onryo.

[Anonymous No.]

how would you describe your body to a monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358440
This "Master" would be who, exactly? Because I have some choice words for him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358445
flabby

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358445
"Think of the worst thing you have ever seen in your life and double it."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358445
Short and stout, a little hairy. Could live among the Dwarves if they'd let me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358435
Obviously the lich mentor herself says it is forbidden

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358445
Not sure, A friend once described be as a jolly black santa.
I guess the best way to say would be a 6'1 that's "over chubby" to be nice to myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358444
Ooh, that's a good point. I'll have to mention that to him

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358418
Sorry if this comes across as presumptuous, but if that's a doorway behind her, can you have her hair binding the doors shut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358447
Her father

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358445
Pretty good for a dude who has done nothing more strenuous than walk for three years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358464

It's actually an alleyway so there won't be something like that or a ceiling

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358457
Why would she forbid it? I don't see anything wrong with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358474
Damn. I just really love the idea of being locked in a room with a Yanjorou and having her hair bind the windows and doors closed

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358466
Her father sounds like a huge buzzkill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358480

I can definitely see why

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358461
Yeah, you gotta think of this stuff, man. You're just lucky I'm here to remind you of these things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358477
She just wants to add more taboo for when she gets her pupil to break it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358487
Anubis-senpai is so nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358486
This is the exact image I had in mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358487

I'll be more careful in the future. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358494
Ah, I see now. Wow, she's really clever!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358486
What's inside?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358514

A rather busy Kejourou

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358501
She's the nicest, and deserves to be taken on all the dates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358523
Not ALL of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358527
Yes, all of them. Nothing but the best and utmost dedication to her will do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358530
I'm saying the Amazon Fairy exchange student is getting her share.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358527
>You'll never be the son of a man and an elf
>One of the rare few males born from the coupling of a monster and man, bearing latent monster DNA
>You'll never fug this specimen
>And give birth to an amazon elf-fairy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358523
Agreed.

Anubis Best Girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358534
From someone else, maybe.
Anubis-senpai is the sole person of desire over here, and she warrants undivided love and attention.
Ice-skating, theatre-going, walking in the woods, dancing, beach-going and swimming, and whatever else the mind can conceive. All of it for the Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358501
>>15358523
>>15358541
>>15358546

That's what they all say at first. But then they're all like "I don't want to crouch on my hands and knees for hours while Senpai uses me as a throne," or "I don't really want to start building a 1/32 scale replica of Cheops' Pyramid, can't we go to the movies instead?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358553
>I don't want to crouch on my hands and knees for hours while Senpai uses me as a throne
Yeah, I'd rather be face-up as her footrest so I can lick and kiss her paws.

>I don't really want to start building a 1/32 scale replica of Cheops' Pyramid, can't we go to the movies instead?
I'd build the Great Pyramid to scale if it meant doing it with her at my side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358553
>"I don't really want to start building a 1/32 scale replica of Cheops' Pyramid, can't we go to the movies instead?"
I'm sure she'd listen to a compromise...
Like say, going to see X-Men Apocalypse, watch said villain wreck Cairo to build himself a God-Pyramid, then go home and build our own.

>>15358569
>Yeah, I'd rather be face-up as her footrest so I can lick and kiss her paws.
Ooooh, good suggestion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358599
>going to see X-Men Apocalypse
How about loving yourself instead and watching a better superhero movie?
Like one of the old Superman ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358610
How about watching X-Men: The Animated series instead?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IzSGvXc_PM

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358610
Eh, it wasn't that bad honestly. My biggest gripe with it was that it's pretty disjointed at the start, setting up all its characters and plot points. Felt more like a series of vignettes than a cohesive movie. Got better as it moved towards the climax though.

>>15358615
I like Evolution.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358599
Is the movie any good? I thought Days or Future Past was pretty much the best live-action X-Men movie we've gotten, so I'm wondering how Apocalypse holds up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358615
An infinitely better idea, I'm ashamed I didn't think of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358599
Official Anubis-core
>Anthony and Cleopatra
>Jojo Stardust Crusaders
>The first two Mummy movies
>Exodus: Gods and Kings

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358624
See >>15358623 for my general thoughts.

It was enjoyable, certainly. More-so than I thought it might be from some of the negative press it had been getting. Of course, that I went in with lowered expectations might've helped my opinion of it by the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358623
I was introduced to X-men as a kid when Evolution started airing.

>>15358624
I haven't seen it, but I heard that the horseman fights are like 2 minutes each and all end in draws.
Also Jubilee has an awesome costume and about six lines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358638
What about Jewel of the Nile?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358638
>Exodus: Gods and Kings

This is how you make a Sadnubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358638
Sounds like a wonderful movie night or two.

>Spoiler
I'd rather watch The Prince of Egypt personally. Also Ten Commandments.

>>15358641
>I haven't seen it, but I heard that the horseman fights are like 2 minutes each and all end in draws.
I'd say they're more substantial than that. And only one ends in a draw.

>Spoiler
It's actually kind of weird. They set her up to be in the "New X-Men" with Cyclops, Jean Grey and Nightcrawler...but then she gets knocked out and shuffled to the side when the action starts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358638
Where's Lawrence of Arabia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358638
>Jojo Stardust Crusaders
Well great, now I'm imagining an Anubis dressed up like Midler or Mariah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358655
Honestly, Jubilee should've been in Deadpool with Colossus and NSTW.
Use the budget they would've used for her on something to improve the movie more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358671
But anon, the studio couldn't afford another X-Men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358713
But you agree that Jubilee would've fit right in right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358726
No, Jubilee is shit-tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357729
Oh yes. Can't wait for the completed version.
Thanks snib.

[Anonymous No.]

I really, REALLY just wanna fuck a flat chested hellhound while I fondle their washboard like tits and they express angry embarrassment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358269
That's my horse

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359021
Is that my cow? It goes neigh, that is horse, that is not my cow!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358726
>>15358739
Is Negasonic Teenage Warhead the new hotness? By which I mean Ripley from Alien 3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358655
>Ten Commandments
You'll never measure up to Charlton Heston in a fake beard and bath robe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359068
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSYpsRJuWdA

ah ah ah double anon, like this!

That's my horse!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359082
WHERE. IS. MY. COW?

[Anonymous No.]

How come Oomukadedodobirdcharmander doesn't update anymore? Do we have any other stories depicting the common 'mukade as a ferocious rather than as spaghetti-spilling stinkybugs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359021
Wait, is she being attacked by Spider-Man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359095
The usual really, what the thread wanted out of the story and what the writer wanted to do were different and while a good writer he had a bit of an ego that made things worse.

I keep hoping that RS or Silent will do an Oomukade story, judging by their past works they're probably the only active writers that could pull it off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359113
>what the thread wanted out of the story and what the writer wanted to do were different
So the thread wanted more NEETpede or something?
This blows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359118
I'm not 100% sure, but I think the story started focusing more on the dragon than the centipede.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359132
It didn't start to, it did that from the beginning. The Oomukade had like two appearances in the chapters that are out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359118
At first they wanted more of the dragon that ticked him off since she was just meant to be a throw away gag character that didn't appear much.

The other problem people had was that they thought the main character was too strong and was a gary stu even though he lost to the Oomukade. The guy was a knight who had lived well beyond a normal human life span, of course he was going to be strong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359139
>lost to the Oomukade
And told a story of how he was raped by a Girtablilu too. Real Gary Stu there.
But he was pretty boring. Fuckboi Cecil and that necromancer guy were neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359146
Cecil could have easily been the star of his own story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359151
Cecil could easily have Alped if left without a positive male role model.

[Anonymous No.]

See this, what do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359082
>That nose
Ew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359165
Watch nature take it's course and congratulate the Apophis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359165
I've obviously gone back in time to when Barb was less good.

Shit, I don't have winning lotto numbers. I guess I can post spoilers for movies and games. Just wish I had something more lucrative I could do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359165
Attempt to free the Pharaoh, of course. An Apophis takeover would destroy my home's property value.
Alternatively, if she was already bitten, I'd take the Pharaoh for myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>Yandere human girl who wants to keep you safe from those filthy monster whores

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359177
Will she dress up as my favourite monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359220
___No______

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359177
So when will a nice monstergirl save me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359233
Never

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359233
But anon, you don't need monstergirls, you only need her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359225
Even if they're cosplay tier?

>>15359240
What about the loose cannon monstergirl cop who's cleaning up this city?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359247
>Even if they're cosplay tier?
She doesn't want you lusting after anything that does not look like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357467
It could have been just a normal lewd bar rather then some gloried gloryholes

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359274
This was probably the best thread we ever had.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359278
You must be pretty new then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358418
She can't beat my Reverb Act 2 though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359280
I'm Kenkou Cross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359294
I'm Okayado.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359311
I'm CIA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359294
>>15359311
Fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359311
Stop making your women twigs and give Cerea her cool ass Revengence level fight scene

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359319
Welcome to Con Air.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359329
Put the Bunny girl...back in the box...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359344
I once drove through three states wearing the head of a Dullahan as a hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359168
Nothing wrong with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359278
Actually got me to snort out loud. Good joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359165
Give my life to protect my Pharaoh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359274
It makes sense that the lamp is not on in the morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359352
Except it's fucking ugly

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359390
Not really. It's a pretty small, round, and muted representation of what a nose is. It matches the artstyle, doesn't clash, but I'd say there's some minor colour/shading problems with the philtrum below it. Very minor, but I think that could be tweaked a little.
Also, the shine. It matches with her left cheek, but making that along with the flush a little more muted might help. Not too much, because otherwise you'd make it look like the skin on her nose is completely different from the skin on the rest of her face.

I get that you're having a reaction to it because it's not a single dot or two lines or whatever your favourite moe anime uses for style, but really if you went with that on Cerea's face there, it'd look way too featureless, with too much empty space.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359019
I want to put a hellhound's firelashes on my mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359095
It was shit, author realized that and seppuku'd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359423
...firelashes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359416
Nah, he's right. The roundness and forcing its 3D'ness is detrimental to something that's 100% an anime design. But then you can say the same thing about how the eyes and ears are greatly reduced, the face made rounder and all the other things that make it some strange half conversion from anime to a more western comic style.

And for a character whose face is defined by sharp edges, emphasized to make her appear more serious, it's a complete exercise in futility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359095
The one in beasts roulette got aggressive but I don't think its what you want

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359441
The flames emanating from her eyes. In her profile picture, the flames come from the corners of her eyes so that picture is a little inaccurate, while the term is more accurate. I don't think I've heard the term "firelashes" used before here, but it's a nice term.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359441
The fire coming out of her eyes. Put it in my mouth. Lick it.

You know the drill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359435
And this is why all our writefags go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359470
I have no plans to leave anytime soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359463
>>15359458
That's some weirdo next-level bullying, it'd be sure to confuse her. I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359470
>Implying we leave
>Implying we don't just sit here and wallow in our procrastination

Doomsayer plz

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359495
A mindflayer tentacle already went in my mouth, and sometimes, a man gotta aim higher.

Hellhound, Kejourou, Manticore, Wocky.
My mouth will engulf it all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359503
Valkyrie NOW.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359444
I see what you mean. Focusing on the nose and just calling that out because "it's not two lines, it's not anime" is very ignorant though.
In the picture above it where she's running away, the artist definitely manages to do a better job with the angular nature of Cerea's face, but again, looking at that major shadow going diagonally across it, you can see there's a few faults, so the artist isn't exactly 100% when it comes to their depth.
In the picture where she's biting the bit though, it's way better. There's an issue with the hair and the forehead, where it'd look quite weird, but I'm assuming the picture is of her in motion, which explains the hair.
And in that picture, the 3D aspect of it isn't really that bad. The mouth is a little wonky I think, just doing that thing anime and bad static anime-styled drawings do where the mouth is always within clear view of the watcher, but there's not really any fundamental problems with the artstyle itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359516
Slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359530
Why? I'm not even kissing them, just biting their special parts.

I'm really attracted to fire monsters though, so I might bite something extra.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359540
But a tentacle slut is the worse kind of slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359470
Nothing of value was lost. Or will be, in any scenario.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359553
Hey fuck you man, I know for a fact you people couldn't cope without me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359294
>>15359579
Back to drawing nip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359579
If you're going to act like a cretin, can you at least attach your name to it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359546
I'm not a tentacle slut though. I'm a bite slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359605
You want to be bitten?

My brother

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359627
Hell yeah.
Funnily enough, I don't like vampires. I prefer something like a Dragon or a Hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359655
That's odd. Vampires are my favorite ones, but not only for that reason though.

I also like scratching

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359663
Yeah, the thought of the claws of a Dragon lovingly scratching my back while we make sweet love is really good.

Hellhound with the fact that she can enance her claws with het makes her perfect too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359689
Enhance her claws with heat*

Damn you, laggy phone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359637
Uh-oh, it's Mindy. Must think unsexy thoughts.

[Anonymous No.]

#1 Semen Goddess since the dawn of time.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never be a teacher at a private school that's mostly monster girls
>They'll never have all the boys and other male teachers wrapped around their fingers
>You'll never be an object of frustration and occasional begrudging respect due to your refusal to play their games and ability to keep your classes in line via threatening to fail them
>One of your Vampire students will never complain about you to her parents, unaware that her NEET older sister overheard her
>You'll never be confronted by a Dhampir who's plump in all the right places while heading to your car
>She'll never tell you that her sister's complaints about you got her interested, and that she came to see if you're really the asshole you're portrayed to be
>You'll never hit it off with her and end up telling her all the embarrassing things her younger sister has said and done in class
>You'll never take her back to your place and fuck until dawn
>You'll never find her still there when you come back from work
>You'll never go for round 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359805
This semen demon does not look like a monstergirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359866
Can I have ze Vampire's auntie instead? Ve vill have sexy times by ze fireplace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359869
She is a goddess, not a demon, and you will give her her due worship as is your duty.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359886
The Onee-Sabbath is not employing her anymore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359880
I can't. I am a member of the demon cult!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359913
Monster girls wearing coomfy PJs makes me wish that I was in bed with mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359898
Too late.

She already made up her mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357608
>Posting multi-head
>Posting Tiamat
Jesus Christ fuck OFF Shoggocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359936
SAVE ME MISTRESS

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359999
WAKE ME UP

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359805
>>15359880
>>15359936
So any reason the thread is not blowing its top over non-MG content this time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360003
It's a slow day and it's early

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360003
Nobody's here. Thread's on page 10. It's the summer, go play outside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359999
>>15360000

[Anonymous No.]

More cursed sword lewd WHEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>15349858
I want a Salamander to step on my dick!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360027
Poor Zelda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15357939
Nice booty and sideboob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360037
Hopefully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360003
People have shit taste and like her and the artist

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359292
>Reverb

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360058
Not gonna lie, her hands and feet look like they'd feel amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358445
The physique of several stacked twigs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360105
But together we form a mighty faggot!

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit I'm freezing. I want to be heated by a hundred mofus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360108
How are you freezing? I'm burning

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360108
>>15360112
Fucking Ryus can't into their jobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360108
It's not a hundred but it's the best I can do for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360121
It's fucking raining like crazy every night too. Send got MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360112

Do you want to be chilled by a hundred Yuki-onna?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360135
One will do. Or five
One a room. Max

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360134
I can barely type right, my fingers are frozen. Hot*

[Anonymous No.]

Ever since Halley's Comet collided with the Moon, your daughteru has had curious abilities. Do you teach her to use them for the benefit of mankind, or for herself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360141
What kind of abilities?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360150
Well in that picture the young lady has apparently gained the powers of pyrokinesis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360137

They wouldn't even need to do anything what with their presence alone probably being enough to cool the place down. Of course if you'd rather you could always hug one if you need to cool off faster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360141
I teach her to control them and put her in her place when she uses them to misbehave, what she does past that is up to her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360158
She would end up setting her feathers on fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360193
But would they burn, or would she BECOME THE FLAME ITSELF?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360197
Probably just hurt herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360201
Well that's no good! As a responsible parent you should enroll her at Professor Cheryl's School For the Gifted so she can one day join the C-Men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360203
The C-Men?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360205
Yes. There she will be tutored by her senpai, Swallow the Harpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360211
Seems kinda dangerous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360217
Relax, Swallow has had her powers for years and she's really good with them. Better than burning through the sheets every night, eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360222
So it's just a school then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360232
Of course! What, just because Professor Cheryl is a Lich you expected it to be something nefarious?

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of monster girls would the Non Nons be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360003
Nobody cares if it's not some faggot posting the same thing regularly. Unfortunately, this also makes some newfags get real upset when they are dumb enough to do something like that regularly and then get blindsided when the thread bites them in the ass.

"B-but, you didn't get mad the last three times I did it."

Last time that chick even got talked about much that I recall was when the game came out and people were all "Top Yandere." and "Muh Statues"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360237
It just seems like the place that'll just be trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360258
Good luck with the fire insurance, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360242
That would explain why people always call the furfaggot out when he posts the shit the artist of the T-Rex mango does

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360238
Renge reminds me of a Lich

[Anonymous No.]

She's got something on her mind, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360301
>>15360301
Is it about licking peanut butter off her abs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360310
If it is, will you do it willingly or is she going to have to make you do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360313
I'll do it willingly but only if she let's me 'mire that gluteal chain of hers while squatting onto my face afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360320
You're a good kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360301
Is it getting pregnant?
Because I'll help her with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360099
Salamander has the best looking big scaly claws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360301
I'll tell her to go bother someone else then! I'm not her therapist!

[Anonymous No.]

Uh-oh anon!

Your daughteru has been practicing self-bondage in her room, and the only reason you found out is because her escape method failed and you found her naked and died up on the floor after going looking for her.

What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360345
Take pictures and make fun of her on the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360345
>died up
Fuck you and your edgy scenarios.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360345
Wonder how she even managed to do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360345
That sounds like a mother daughter talk, not a father daughter talk.
I untie her and then go get my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360352
fug

You get my implication though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360345
Practicing self bondage you say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360345
Tell her to blink once for yes and twice for no. Then ask her if I should tell the boy who came to study with her to go home or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360345
Teach her how to make better failsafes, I was around to save her this time but she needs to be more careful! Also if she wants to be tied up all she needs to do is ask me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360324
>You will never be made to lick a banchou Oni's abs on a daily basis as her otouto-in-training
>She will never squat on your face as a reward, letting you see THAT POSTERIOR CHAIN while her spats dig into her vulva
>She'll never come to school one day for Monster Heritage Month dressed in a tiger bikini and loincloth, pouring sake down her iron abs today instead of peanut butter
>It's dry, but she give you an approving chuckle laugh before throwing you onto the ground
>Tells you to close your eyes, squats down like she normally does
>Only to give you a taste of her raw, aroused pussy
And that kids, is how I met your mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360359
>yfw the next time you find them your daughteru is tied up again and so is your wife

[Anonymous No.]

>"Wait for me, Anon!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360345
Show her some of my secret techniques and how she'll never be better than me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360392
no thanks I'm just gonna keep running if thats ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360392
You really need to learn how to handle those legs already, jeez!

[Anonymous No.]

How does /mgg/ feel about a Cursed Sword giving birth to a Khornate Succubus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360367
You're who I think you are aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360423
Milk for the Khorneflakes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360426
I mean, probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360423
Not just a little Berserkerbus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360440
We're talking YUGE milk cannons to give for the Khorneflakes and cloven hooves and white mane and just enough yandere that she'll punch a bear out and present its body as a dowry for your wedding night!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360345
Well there’s only one way to teach her.
I guess there will be a bondedge threesome that night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360446
>YUGE milk cannons
Sounds tasty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360345
Carry bound daughteru down stairs
Put her on couch.
Lecture her on proper bondage procedure until her mom gets home.
Show proper bondage procedure while she's bound and on the couch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360440
Incredible. Not even a year old and already sucking like a pro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360440
I wanna pat the babbycus's head.

[Anonymous No.]

Stupid sexy dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360479
Girl don't need to be no brainiac. She can grab a Lich or an Anubis to do thinky stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360479
I wish I had the energy right now to type out exactly why I find that particular dragon-girl so wonderfully beautiful and striking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A72BSeGXg8s

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360479
One day, I'll find the hoard of the Dragon that stole my heart and I'll take it back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360483
Because you imagine she's about to land that claw on your head and ruffle your hair?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360482
>Just plucking a waifu tier monstergirl like a lich or an anubis from their daily lives and keeping them prisoner to do brain-tasks in some isolated mountain

This is how you get bounty quests put up on the board in the hunters' guild hall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360500
What if the Lich is provided with a tower? A tower with maybe a pink, frilly chamber full of stuffed toys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360394
What's the matter, Anon?
Scared of a harmless monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360509
And now I understand why Misty was scared of bugs.
She's going to have GORGEOUS wings when she comes out of the cocoon.

[Anonymous No.]

Thick dullahans!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360489
I do turn into the human equivalent of a dumb puppy whenever a girl starts playing with my hair, but that's not it.
I just really like her look. The elegant, focused eyes, those long eyelashes, those scales upon her cheeks, the fact that her breasts aren't ridiculously big, but are natural perfectly sized, the way her muscle actually plays in harmony with her feminine curves, and the absolute, unmistakable strength in those arms of her.
Also, her hair. It's long and slightly curly and messy and full and completely, one-hundreded percent beautiful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360516
HELLO. DO YOU COME HERE OFTEN?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360516
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360509
I'm pretty sure I read an erotic monstergirl story featuring this very creature. The guy got eaten by it, and when he came out the other end, he had a huge, perpetually erect dick which made fairies go completely lust-crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360517
Just imagine being wrapped up in those wings

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360533
Yes, the winghugs would also be lovely. But only because the wings would belong to a dragon lady like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360508
I don't think a lich would like that. It seems unlikely that a room of such a nature would be condusive towards research and experimentation. That space could be utilised in much more efficient ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360555
Well it worked in the only story I know we have about a Dragon and his man living with a Lich and other such minions.

[Anonymous No.]

Why did nobody told me Golem was redrawn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360568
Because the more things change, the more things stay the same. Her bease design is still not fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359165
Get in the middle of that and stick my dick in the Pharaoh while the Apophis whispers instructions into my ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15353680
>Henrietta
Some source for those interested in the artist's other works: [spoilers]http://litchixlitchi.deviantart.com/art/Minotaur-Girl-252633312[/spoilers]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15359165
Sneak out them and run away with the cute Khepri hiding behind the pillars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360575
Skin and brick sections should be the same color, similar to Crabman's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360606
I like Emeth's arms better than MGE Golem's as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15356658
The lovely thing is that I could totally make a close replica of this with Caster and Asato Miyo's figma

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360516
>>15360528
LEWD WARNING

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3197111

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360606
I think that'd help, but one thing I do like about KC's design is the way the "cement" lines continue on her skin. See the way they kind of grow over her face and upper limbs? More of that would be welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360606
Crabman shits all over KC when it comes to monster girl designs in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360620
>Crabman shits all over KC when it comes to monster girl designs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360620
No he doesn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360620
fuck no

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360620
You wot

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360488
>Sneak into Dragon's lair
>Steal a few of her gold coins from the hoard
>Her angry roars can be heard for miles
"WHERE ARE THEEEEEY!?"
"THIEF."
"YOU THINK YOU CAN RUN, BUT I'LL BURN THIS ENTIRE WRETCHED VALLEY TO CINDERS IF IT FINDS YOU."
>Work hastily in a smithy when she finally breaks through the door, tossing several of the Dwarves assisting you aside, picking you up like a rag doll and almost choking you to death
"Where. Is. My. Gold. Thief."
>Her pupils are vertical streaks of black on seas of gold, you barely manage to choke out "show her", your air intake cut off
>They bring forth a single golden ring, just big enough to fit around one of her clawed digits
"One...ring... to... wed... us... all."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360620
>Massive balloons with stick thin arms
>Furry style animal noses on non-furries
>Good
Crabman's a hack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360620
KC has his own goof-ups and isn't perfect by any stretch but yeah no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360649
Brace your pelvis anon, because you don't make a gesture like that and NOT get demolished sexually.
You did add a few gems into the ring right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360620
Topkek

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360620
>Crabman shits all over KC when it comes to monster girl designs in general.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIgfiSzCy1o

[Anonymous No.]

You wouldn't a feral, river monstergirl

http://i.imgur.com/P68lzmT.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/SBrtiVg.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360653
>>Furry style animal noses on non-furries
It's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360620
The only thing Crabman hasn't done yet is full on furry, which is what Cait Sith and Cu Sith are. After that his designs are a mixed bag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360671
Yes, yes I would. God I love that artist.

[Anonymous No.]

https://picarto.tv/less

less is streaming the Kej commission if you're interested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360675
>The only thing Crabman hasn't done yet is full on furry
Polt

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360673
Go worship your furries in the /a/ MonMusu threads.
>>15360675
>The only thing Crabman hasn't done yet is full on furry
Polt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360620
Crabman definitely puts more actual thought into his designs, it's true. I think he could put in more, but as it is, he's still doing monstergirls for a harem comedy fetish thing, so he's still bounds by that, and some of his stuff suffers for it. But he does have a lot of good ideas, and if it came purely down to "who's monstegirls designs would you rather read?" I'd pick Crabman.

KC's setting is so far up its own cotton-padded arse it's not even worth talking about. That said, visually speaking, I think he's knocked it out of the part several times with a few monstergirls.
Tentacle, neraid, living armour, hellhound, ittan-mommen, and familiar are all astoundingly good mosntergirl designs, and it's just a shame he can't keep his quality consistent, or make his writing even one tenth as decent as his art.

If you post that big sheet of all the additional extraspecies girls, I'd be able to pick out a few visual winners too. I remember the wyvern being particularly nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360671
>that pic of her with a fish in her mouth
I WOULD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360688
C U T E

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360675
>The only thing Crabman hasn't done yet is full on furry
Polt
Luz

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360671
>http://i.imgur.com/SBrtiVg.jpg

I WOULD.
I would wed and- well, I don't know if beds mean anything to them.
And I'm a little saddened that you simply posted links, but I'll commend you for playing it safe, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360692
>living armour
Only in "autonomous" mode. Standard sexy armored girl beats flatty ghost in comically oversized plate any day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360697
I don't want to defend it, but that's not full furry.

[Anonymous No.]

>MonMusu fags shitting up the thread again

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360692

I like his Flow Kelp design. It's more or less just kelp turned into a monster girl but I think he did a good job with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360709
The cuddliest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360705
It's furry, or kemonomimi, or whatever you want to call it, but it isn't anthro furry, which is the real bad shit.
Polt and Luz are nowhere near as horrendous as Cait and Cu Sith.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360671
>Those eyes
>Those teeth
>Those hips
I would punch my own mother in the face for the chance to drink that cutie's bathwater.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360709
Kelp are kute

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360705
>animal nose
>full body fur
>six nipples

Good thing you don't want to, because you're not really able to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360692
>Crabman definitely puts more actual thought into his designs, it's true.
If by that you mean he puts a lot of thought into all the ways they will kill you either deliberately or accidentally if you don't have MC plot armor then yeah, sure.
He goes so far out of his way to make monster girls unlikable that it's quite frankly astounding he didn't just kill off the entire genre singlehandedly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360718
Kemono and furry are the same thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360704
Well, that's like, your opinion man.
Do we even have any images where she's not a ghost wearing/within the armour?

>>15360709
Yeah, flowkelp is good too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360673
What irks me about using furry haphazardly like that is that when it something like this... it isn't necessarily for perverse reasons.

I know MG content in general is abudant in perverse nature, but sometimes a nose like that just works with the aesthetic and not meant to "be furry".

It's like when people don't know a series that might be downright great, or just plain innocent, but because of the "meme" that is furry... as soon as they see something too animal-like it *can* be met with harsh words (followed by the awkward clearing up of the source of the art).

I can't get behind making an animal just human enough to love,but it's not the same thing as making a human animal enough to be, well, just plain unique (provided it's a good character design).

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360728
>Monster girls being realistically dangerous yet still likebale is terrible compared to wish-granting BAMONOBAMA
WEW

[Anonymous No.]

Human girls are better to be honest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360692
>Crabman definitely puts more actual thought into his designs, it's true
Do you have any examples? I genuinely curious because they ones I have seen are boring or have shit design

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360718
It actually is anthro furry, about like the girls in swat kats or something. It's just not typical fursuit furry avatar who like their more full animal heads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360738
Get this scum out of here

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360735
>realistically dangerous yet still likable
>still likable

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360732
Left is her in normal mode, right is her in autonomous mode.
I personally hope she only ever uses the right one when you have sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360752
>>>/y/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360748
You know it's true, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360735
>still likable
99% of Crabman's girls are a generic anime trope for a "personality" surrounded by oh so wacky slapstick danger situations. Some danger to monster girls is fine. Being unable to interact with any monster girl without an extended hospital stay is not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360728
I think you're biased because a MGE girl can't actually harm a human being.
There's girls who have venom, who are strong and whatever. You know, possessing actual monstrous or animal traits, but the only one I can think of which really goes overboard is the toxic slime. In general, the rest are just "they are monstergirls, so they are both girls and monsters. They are cute and sexy but don't be an idiot around them otherwise you'll end up getting hurt in some way."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360766
Spider is a good girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360763
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360733
It doesn't belong here because furries are not monster girls. In fact, posting furries at all on 4chan outside of trash or whatever is a bannable offense.

You'll find that actual attractive anthro characters tend to get a pass in threads about their specific source material but that is as far as it goes, AND as far as it should go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360731
>>15360744
Yeah, I know kemono is just the Japanese term for it. I don't get too into furry shit, so if you say the "anthro" term still applies for Japanese designs, then I won't argue that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360780
>posting furries at all on 4chan outside of trash or whatever is a bannable offense
Just /trash/, I think. I think since it got made /b/ stopped allowing it
I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360753
Yeah, I don't really like the one on the right. Becomes way too much like just a girl in a suit of armour, which I think completely misses the point of the living armour, as hilarious as that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360766
>oh so wacky slapstick danger situations
>Some danger to monster girls is fine.
>Being unable to interact with any monster girl without an extended hospital stay
If Darling gets run down by a truck it's because of the 'oh so wacky slapstick danger situations', not because Crabman's MGs are that fucking dangerous.

Learn to separate plot from lore,

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360768
>don't be an idiot around them
Yes because "not being an idiot" will protect you when a Lamia breaks your neck or crushes your ribs because you touched her in the wrong place, or a spider carves up your back or accidentally drops you during some botched bondage play, or a harpy gouges your eyes out or drops you from a hundred feet in the air because they're an entire species of retards, or a slime drowns you just by hugging you. And that's not even getting to the more dangerous subspecies. Okayado just has a massive boner for loving a monster girl even through the terrible hardships she places on you, but not everyone is into that sort of thing.

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>>15360793
Like, pretty much the entire point of the setting is that due to monster girls' life of isolation they never had much experience with humans and thus have absolutely no fucking idea how to safely interact with them, and these programs are some tests to see if humans and monsters can even get along at all, with signs pointing to "no".
It's a fine premise for a story, but not if you're trying to make the monster girls actually desirable, IE if you're writing a fucking harem comedy.

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>>15360791
So that guy who got his ribs broken by NTRcow for no reason doesn't count?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360793
Isn't all of that more for the sake of comedy? I mean, that's what tsunderes do too but it's not mean to be taken seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360782
Compare Crabman's furries to this. They're basically identical. Hell, I think the second season of this was animated by the same studio that did Macross. You're inventing a distinction that doesn't exist.

http://i.imgur.com/vTjQo4t.png

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>>15360780
Somebody's salty he's run out of tokens in the Golden Saucer on Land Animal racing nya

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360793
I'd call all that out as you just taking examples from the manga where those things just happen because they have a slapstick comedy of errors quota to fill. "We need to get the laughs, so we need to make the characters act like completely obvlivious, 3 Stooges-esque morons injuring some poor sap because they have the motor control of an infant! That'll get the giggles!"

You know I'm 100% with you in hating that sort of thing, but I also realise that if you took the exact same Crabman monstergirls and put them into a different media, or even just genre, the whole problem of them just breaking bones or accidentally drowning people for the sake of trite comedy would dissapear.
What do you think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360812
I would fuck a Caith Sith. Never make her my waifu, but definitely would fuck her. Same with the other one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360788
>I think completely misses the point of the living armour, as hilarious as that is.

Ha. Imagine the guys wearing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360803
What about her?

> for no reason
She thought she was cheating on her. In her eyes he was the one NTRing.
If anyone caught you cheating on them they would also want to break your ribcage.

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>>15360098
that's the joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360671
As long as it doesn't end in vore then yes I would. From behind, with her tail over one of my shoulders, while gropping and teasing her breasts, and kissing her neck and ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360813
Is it really for the sake of trite comedy though? I'd argue that the sheer danger presented by these monster girls is part of the series' core premise, and it has been since the very beginning when Okayado still did pornographic monster girl comic strips. And those were far more focused on "cute" relationships and erotic appeal than the TITS IN YOUR FACE AND SLAPSTICK lowest common denominator approach of Monster Musume. I didn't mind it so much in those strips, but Monster Musume just strips out most of the cuteness and is left with nothing but tasteless fanservice and comical injuries.

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>>15360724

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360829
Yeah, she broke his ribs because of baseless conjecture.
While hardly showing much interest in being faithful herself.
She's not only a retard, but also a fucking hypocrite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360816
I'd fuck a Cait Sith, fill her with kittens and take responsibility. Cu Sith is too much for me though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360833
Art of Flow Kelp? Hark! What madness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360837
What the fuck does that has to do with her being a monster girl or being designed by crabman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360816
>>15360838
Get >>>/out/ or go to TFT so you and Faggocks can go spank it to literal bestiality with some sapience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358445
Unattractive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360840

That piece has been around for awhile actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358445
I'm fit and manlet, so I guess I'm not attractive for neither the one who want cute boys or the ones who want manly ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358445
Humanoid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360849
>>15360837
Also, you're wrong and we have had this discussion a million times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360617
ultrakek

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360812
Caith Sith is cute but I wouldn't fuck her, same way I think a cat I cute but wouldn't fuck it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358445
A short, lame monstrosity that no benevolent deity would've shaped with any love. Lumbering around on stumpy, porcine legs that give a trundling gait with a rotund stomach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360851
I'll be here forever just like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358445

6/10 at best

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358445
I only look skinny when wearing clothes. Slow

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360832
Well, yeah. In those porn strips, the problems of living with monstergirls were all things which could happen, but which, with patience, attentiveness, and determination, could be mitigated or solved outright. Just part of the package when having a relationship with a monstergirl. You take the good with the bad, and love them with/because of their imperfections, and so on.
In EMG, the aspect of one guy learning to live with and love his monstergirl partner, both of them adapting to each other was completely tossed away, and the focus was instead solely on the injuries aspect.
In EMG, when someone nearly kills Darling, it's because the plot has to make the character dumber than they actually are.
If there was ever a scenario where Darling's limbs could be safely reattached, and Crab could play it for laughs, you'd be damned sure Miaa, Cerea and Papi would literally tear him limb-from-limb just because he's the protagonist, they want his D, and so on.
Compare that to the hentai short comics, where injury would, like I kind of already said, only occur if a couple let their attention slip, lost control during a moment of peak passion, or because they didn't know injury would occur after a certain act. But they'd learn.

Thinking about it, I've seen people lament quite a few times that Crab went the harem comedy route, and I really don't blame them.
You know what's worse than something bad with no potential?
Something bad which wasted its potential.

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>>15358445
Skinny and in dire need of healing.

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>>15360895
The fact is that even back then, people found the prospect of not being able to fuck a lamia without her crushing half of your ribs and then squeezing down on said broken ribs for 6 straight hours to be a bit too fucking much.
How would you even be able to stay hard through that?

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>>15360882
Not really, fuck off furfag.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl would be the best sugar mommy?

[Anonymous No.]

>Apophis/Pharaoh
>Kikimora/Shoggoth

Give me more rivalries

Which one would you want as for your bigamous marriage

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360920
Shirohebi/Ryu

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360925
How are those two rivals?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360920
Demon Lord/Chief Goddess

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360920
Screw that. It's silly to see mortal enemies ever conceding to share a dick. Much more likely for them to go
>What? You can't decide? Then we'll decide for you.
>Cue Highlander theme

Or worse, they pretend to get along and do share your dick but it's all an act to find their time to strike.

>Everything going fine with your Kiki/Shog wives for years.
>Until one day your Kiki daughteru goes missing on her way home from school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360928
The Shirohebi should be subservient to the Ryu but she's also a yandere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360920

Idk why but I've always thought that Jubjubs and March hares would be rather competitive if they had the same husband

also, other races I've always imagined might being a bit competitive with each other
> Flowkelp/Will O' Wisp
> Large mouse / Devil bugs
>Soldier Beetle / Salamander
> Jinn of the jar / Mimics
>Honey Bees / Hornets
> Nightmare / Weresheep

As for Me, I'd love a Jubjub and March hare bigamy going

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>>15360907
>How would you even be able to stay hard through that?
Going by the comic, lots of exercise and meditation to raise your pain tolerance.
Okayado always presented lamia sex as something to be dreaded, and that's hellish to suffer through, rather than a pleasurable experience.

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>>15360940
As long as they're not yandere I think they would end respecting each other. They know you love both of them and they don't want to make you sad in any way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360920
Kitsune/Tanuki

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>>15360940
>Hurting children
No.
Not only is it morally reprehensible, it's also far better for a monster girl to get her sister wife's daughter to call her mom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360918
Apophis or Tanuki.

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>>15360947
Not at all. Imagine the one person you despise most in the world. Imagine him sticking his dick in your waifu every single night. Imagine having to smile as he makes out with her and she whispers how she loves him just as much as you. Imagine at least half the children she has won't be yours.

That is how they feel, and it's a prime recipe for an old fashioned psychotic break.

[Anonymous No.]

Reptilian Monster Girls should have skin that matches the color of their scales, and if they have skin colored like normal humans it should not clash with their color scheme.
Similar restrictions should also apply to other kinds of Monster Girls.

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>>15360973
I can agree with that

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>>15360780
I wasn't attempting to defend furry, as I'd hoped my spoiler-marked section would've made clear.

I just didn't think a different nose end, as opposed to a whole snout that looked very un-human, was a bad thing. Also calling things furry when they're not and/or people screaming furry at any anthro character without knowing the source work.

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>>15360973
Only if they have human-like arms and legs to compensate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360971
Ah yes, the last couple days before they snap and engage 100% Yandere Levels are always the best.

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>>15360955
>it's also far better for a monster girl to get her sister wife's daughter to call her mom.
Wrong. When you loathe somebody as much as those do, you hit them where it hurts most. This isn't divorced parents playing tug-of-war with a kid they both have a stake in. These are mortal enemies.

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>>15360996
>>15360955
>>15360940
>>15360920
If they can't play nice with each other then they are not going to play at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360971
It's not he same situation. Even if it weren't the person I hate the most in the world I wouldn't want anyone else to touch my waifu, while with monstergirls it's a common thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360977
1.The structure of the nose itself necessitates it blends into a snout of some sort
2. Anthros are furry, literally

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360980
Don't you like claws, Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/hCcG6zdG
Its been too long. I feel like I've fucked up somewhere.

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>>15361017
No, and hers are particularly hideous.
But still not as hideous as KC's.
Look at shit like >>15349858. Revolting.

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>>15361006
>while with monstergirls it's a common thing
You mean in KC "You or your original wife doesn't get a choice in the matter if another monstergirl wants your dick" land? Please. You know how many people dislike that? It gets tossed out more than mamanobama.

The original post is the same situation with genders flipped in pretty much any other setting, especially in any one that treats monstergirls as people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361023
AW SHIT NIGGA I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE ROULETTE STORIES FOR MONTHS

And shoggoth no less? Thanks a bunch man!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361027
>not liking big meaty caring claws

The hells wrong with ye?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361027
Ey dude, it's not nice to call a reptile girl's claws hideous. They touch me with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361023
>Somebody finally writes Shoggoth
A for effort, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>Less' latest Manticore.
GOD DAMN

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361049
? Post it

[Anonymous No.]

Oh man

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361049
Hate mantishitcore

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361053
oh my goOOODD

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>>15361051
It's too lewd.

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3176196

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361053
more yandere monster girls
This pleases me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360709
>>15360724
>>15360833
>>15360840
>>15360855
I felt a bit at odds about eating up an image just to add to the collection... but there was one Flowkelp image I couldn't find a link for at all, so please accept Idolkelp and this humble link: http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=55812999 Clicking on the image will open a small gallery

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>>15361053
Holy shit would not want to meet at night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361053
This is really nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361053
golly gee gosh thats spooky

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361053
Oh geez oh man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361053
What's with the wire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361059
>>15361053
>Yandere Kenjourou
>Short flared hair Manticore with glasses
Damn it. Everything good happens after I fap

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361059
>latest
Sorry anon, you're about a month late. His latest was jenna the six-armed manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

Flow kelps just make me sad.
Imagining how lonely they must feel drifting through the cold, empty sea by themselves, or spending their days anchored to the ocean floor...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361053
Get this creepy freak away from me! I hate kejouros!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have a group hug with a shog and kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361080

And yet once they get a man in their grasp they must be ecstatic

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361053
I want a vampire to look at me like this.

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>>15361080
You should grab one. Think of how happy she will be when she sees you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361076
Dunno

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>>15361091
Can you blame them, after an entire lifetime of loneliness?

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>>15361080
What if they beach themselves just so they can get some human interaction?

[Anonymous No.]

What happens when all the flowkelp move to the beach

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361030
You were legit waiting for me to update?
Thanks man, that actually means a lot to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360345
...huh.

I just had a horrible thought that the thread would hate.
But at least now I have a retort if something ever comes up again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361100

No. I don't think I'd be ready for all that attention and affection though.

[Anonymous No.]

What is the difference between flowkelp from the ocean and flowkelp from lake

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361053
Spooky. I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360606
>>15360611
That KC's Gnome is already pretty damn close to that kind of design, kind of means he'd have to stick to a different direction for his Golem...

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>>15361008
You make a good point about the structure, but I've seen it just tacked on so many times without making the whole head look like an animal's, so I'm used to that.

And, yes, they literally are that, but in my longer previous post I was just bemoaning the way that the perverse side of furries has poisoned so much.

Sharing an awesome character from a story that just happens to be an animal, or has human limbs, or an animal head? Cries of "furry!" because of that perversion and then you have to awkwardly reveal that it's not just fap material.

See a "button" nose on an otherwise normal MG, same thing. It's just unfortunate that two decent things have to suffer because people want to make animals barely human for the sake of fap material, rather than personifications.

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>>15361079
Oh, right.
That was pretty good too.

http://haohi.tumblr.com/image/144380551179

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361053
But I like short hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361113
Fuck you faggot stop being all cryptic and shit. You've mentioned it, so you have to post it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360692
>Crabman definitely puts more actual thought into his designs, it's true.
Bullshit.

I'd say that you have an argument if say, you were saying that Crabman put more thought into the behavioral designs of his girls. On that, I would agree.

But as far as character designs? KC's notes make it pretty clear just how much thought he puts into each and every one.

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>>15361080
>Flow Kelp finds a waterproof walkman adrift
>There's a tape in it
>Maybe it'll have some nice music on it
>Puts the headphones on and presses play while staring at the sky
>Flow Kelp's happy that at least it won't be so quiet now with some music
>Maybe she won't feel so lonely
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW93CV6m-JU starts playing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361121
Ocean ones are more refined than lake ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360942
>> Nightmare / Weresheep
Too comfy!
Too damn comfy!
Too wonderfully, amazingly comfy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361144
what happens when the battery dies

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna buy a boat and collect all the flow kelp from the ocean so that they aren't lonely anymore!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361138
I'd best not.

I could ask a tangentially related question that may also provoke anger and bile from the thread though, if you insist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361157
The hunt for batteries begins*
*Please toss all batteries in specific containers and not in the garbage to not harm the environment

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361121
Lake flow kelp probably wouldn't exist

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361157
She dies too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361176
>She dies too.
CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIN

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361110
Yeah man , Im a sucker for that kinda shit. Although DESU your shoggoth story has a few more spelling and grammatical errors then your old ones, but that doesn't matter much. it was still a pretty nice read!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361170
You are literally the worst kind of person anon, just fucking spill it you double nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361186
>Death is edgy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361157
In that moment she is picked up by a boat

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361186
The wounds heal with manana banana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361157

She sings the song out loud

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361142
That's basically what I'm saying. Behavorial and physiological specifically. KC is more for making magical sex machines, but Crab tries to think about the results of a monstergirl actually living and existing in the world. Emphasis on the "tries", there, but I still appreciate the attempts and they do come through occasionally.

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>>15361203
does it become her siren song

[Anonymous No.]

But wouldn't flowkelp have other aquatic mamono to befriend? It's not like the oceans are a desolate wasteland

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360920

Hellhound and Anubis

Or

Studious Anubis and her rebellious hellhound girlfriend t

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361189
>more grammar errors
Dang, I spent all day checking that shit I I got some work to do later

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361214
but sharks are bullies

[Anonymous No.]

Would you take a genderswap potion so you could do yuri with your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361214
Her friends would be at home or at the beach trying to pick up mates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361191
Okay.

What would you do if you found our your daughteru was a lesbian?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361209

More or less. If you're out in a boat you might hear that song being sung over and over again

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361223
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361230

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>>15361230
This is stupid, fuck off yurifag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361223
If she wanted it but realistically she most likely wouldn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361230
As long as she doesn't have shit taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361197

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361223
>>15361230
Oh look, the yurishits are here already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361223
Even an MGE monster girl would be so offended by you being a faggot of that caliber that they would divorce you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361194
>Death just wants to stay at home reading Necronomicons and tome's and playing DOOM
>Forced to have to drag people to Charon's dock
>Everyone misinterprets her as some scary entity that listens to Linkin Park (It was one time!)
>Always wears a cloak because its her only piece of clothing since it's comfy.
>Hades likes fucking with people so he made it her uniform, thus making it worse
>Hades also makes her wear a stupid skull mask just to scare people even more
>Off-handily remarked while talking with Charon while playing DOOM that she should make jokes to "Liven up" the trip
>This resulted in Charon's chronic puns
>Just wants to go home and sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361218
What if the flowkelp's so dense that she doesn't pick up on the bullying and think the sharks are really her friends?

>>15361227
And they didn't bring her with them? She needs better friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361249
Hey I'm with you that he's stirring shit but KC did make those potions without much prompting.

Monster girls would probably experiment with lots of weird shit if their husband wanted it considering their sex drives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361223
If I got to be a Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361254
Would you let your waifu's lazy flowkelp friend bum in your pool

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361223
Here is the thing my friend:

>Hear a Dragon is going to capture the princess of the kingdom
>Drink genderswap potion and dress as the princess
>The Dragon captures me and takes me to her lair in order to wait for a hero to come
>Little does she know the hero is the princess in disguise
>Acquire Dragon waifu

I'm a master of Dragons!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361223
Yeah, of course. I'd try anything once that isn't gore, scat, or other overly gross stuff.
Being shown around a new body by the experienced wife would be quite a fun experience. And after the potion wears off, I'd have completely new and personal knowledge on how to please and stimulate her body.
That's kind of a win-win.

I wouldn't want to stay that way, because screw actually being a girl instead of a guy. But every other week it might be fun just to mix things up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361218
Shark Girls have fat jiggly shark butts

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361214
>>15361218
Who're you generalizing as a bully, boy? Even the rough and tough best friend would be understanding of a friend's marital desire. In fact, she's probably the one to encourage Flowkelp to assert herself (a bit more intensely than Flowkelp would actually accept, but even so)

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361259
>KC did make those potions without much prompting.
He made them to shut up people with fetishes that didn't align with the MGE's standard mission statement.

Though he has openly said that yuri is A-OK in his canon...but that it's not his thing. He seems to prefer it to futa at least, but then he says he actually likes Monster Boys a fair deal, but doesn't do anything with that because his thing is the Monster GIRL Encyclopedia.

What would you anons do if KC moved on to an MBE after he was done the MGE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361250
So death isn't edgy but a dork ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361264
I think you'd most likely turn from an Incubus into a succubus temporarily, from what I recall those potions don't exactly let you choose.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15358445
I was an eight year old girl before the doctors found my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

Do not let flowkelps dry out

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361285
>He made them to shut up people with fetishes that didn't align with the MGE's standard mission statement.
only if you look at the context he first mentioned them in that's not the case.
>>So about the method that turns the men of Wonderland into Monstergirls, do those have an effect on incubised men?
>They do have an effect. If you got a wife then you get to enjoy some pseudo-yuri play!
The guy wasn't even asking about yuri and KC was the one to bring it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361288
But what if I were an UNDEAD Incubus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361269
Yes, what could possibly go wrong, she's just a kelp

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361285
Cool designs would be cool. That's all. There wouldn't even be a need for the sexual aspect (much like with MGE). And let's leave out fujoshits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361294
What if you barge in wearing you armor as she says that

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361294
Do you have the one where druella is a kid with her daki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361264
>>15361273
I hope you end turned permanently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361298
But I really like lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361285
>What would you anons do if KC moved on to an MBE after he was done the MGE?

I would continue posting monstergirls in the monstergirl thread. Wouldn't you do the same?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361302
Oh. Sorry.

I thought he was talking about the old "Uh, yeah, sure, Sabbath could make a potion for that." responses that KC gave to some old questions from the fandom.

>>15361307
Hmm, KC did mention that is the aspect he himself likes about Monster Boys...the question is if he can do non-sexualized stuff.

I recall that if you look at his website's archive, pre-MGE, he did some more generic adventure-fantasy stuff. Perhaps an MBE would be a return to that for him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361286
The biggest of dorks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361285
>Though he has openly said that yuri is A-OK in his canon
He said the actual opposite though. All the monster girls are straight and a human girl turning into one fixes her degeneracy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361320
but how healthy is it for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361285
>Though he has openly said that yuri is A-OK in his canon
Yeah, because it happens, but that doesn't turn them into lesbians.

Don't make it look like it isn't, fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361243
>>15361243
How do you fix her shit taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361294
Druella a dork and for bullying, she even has a paladin daki! Ha!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361317
fukkin wish mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361317
You mean this one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361347
Not all hero's wear capes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361340
MAMONOMANA
AMONOMANA
MONOMANA
ONOMANA
NOMANA
OMANA
MANA
ANA
NA
A

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361243
She's already has.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361347
Cute.

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>>15361023
So apparently I was under the influence of something

the more glaring grammar mistakes have been fixed, if you guys see any now, laet me know

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361223
Probably not. We could have a threesome if she's the type that swings both ways though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361364
It think it's the little tail wag that gets me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361328
>>15361339
It's portrayed as such because he himself doesn't care to write it, as I said.

But whenever he's asked about it, or it comes up with fanart or such, he just says, "Yeah, okay. It's rare, but it happens."

I'm not saying that this means it's okay to post it in this thread, as it should be blatantly clear at this point that it's really not.

It's been said over-and-over that this is not, in fact, the "MGE General". Just because something is technically a-ok for the MGE, does not mean it's automatically okay to post it in this thread.
Best direct and obvious example? Siths.

[Anonymous No.]

Would kelps be more used to being in their busty and thick forms due to being submerged in water? Would they get all pouty if they reverted to a loli?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361319
>I hope you end turned permanently.
Anon, I don't care if you wish I turned into an alp for you, I'm not going to do it. So don't ask. My gender potion excursions are reserved for bedroom activities with the waifu only.

Besides, being just a normal human girl for any long stretch of time, let alone indefinitely, would suck, don't you think?You'd have to deal with periods, vagina hygiene, body hair, makeup, and all that other stuff.
Being a guy is great. I take great pride in my well-cared for dick and my clean-shaven facial hair. Can't get that as a girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360920
Jabberwock and Kraken, each wanting to be the superior Onee-san

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361375
>It's been said over-and-over that this is not, in fact, the "MGE General". Just because something is technically a-ok for the MGE, does not mean it's automatically okay to post it in this thread.
If we're going by that logic it's even more okay to post it because most monster girl settings don't have the "they exist only for dick" logic and treat the monster girls more like regular people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361375
KC also got asked if widows could marry again, and he says yes, but it was pretty clear he didn't like the idea and only made it to please some people, which is why the conditions for it to happen are so hard.

Same happens with yuri, he said it's fine, but under these certain conditions.

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>>15361294
>Tonight, just you and me~
>People think she schlicks with her daki all night
>She's just a Dark Souls nerd and cuddles with it while playing

[Anonymous No.]

So if my waifu is on the other side wouldn't there also have to be a male counterpart of said MGs, or at least some sort people in their world with male reproductive organs?
I think I just ruined that meme for myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361387
A pouting lolikelp is adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361285
>He made them to shut up people with fetishes that didn't align with the MGE's standard mission statement.
Anon you do realize Gender-bending and transformation does line up with MGE's "mission statement" right? Besides temporary gender bender to yuri with a monster girl isn't even that extreme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361423
You don't have to think about it, that's how it works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361428
>gender bending faggotry
>not extreme

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361423
Your waifu exists in a world where monstergirls and humans exist, but the humand don't like sexing the monstergirls.
Most monstergirls reproduce asexually, born from the magical lifestream. The concept of sex is something that is kept from them, and they only wish to contact the world where the humans will love them, rather than act averse to them.

[Anonymous No.]

Monstergirls are never pure

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361443
Not him, but I wouldn't call temporary gender swap just for sexytimes extreme. And this is coming from a guy who absolutely fucking hates everything about alps with a passion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361459
My monstergirl is pure. She's never even touched a peener.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361443
Anon if you think that's extreme you haven't even scratched the surface

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361459
what about the one your waifu gave birth to

[Anonymous No.]

This apparently a jackal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361459
False

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361443
It's far from extreme. Futa on male is extreme, guro is extreme, scat is extreme, necro is extreme.

Compared to those gender bending is practically vanilla.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361490
This is*

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361459
Mine was until she raped me

[Anonymous No.]

I would fuck an anon alp and his waifu. It's not NTR because both of them would be mine, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361488
She touched a vagina which was touched by a dick. So she's touched dicks by association the very moment she was born. Very not pure. The most not pure one can be, even.

>>15361490
Caster Tamamo exists in some weird quantum world where she is a fox, jackal and cat girl all at the same time. I don't know shit about Fate, but from what I've seen of her, I'd support the claims that regardless of what she is, she is the best wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361509
The discussion has ended. Stop trying to bait, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>Lying on top of a Flow Kelp, her kelp around you and hugging you closely as you drift on the surface of water

In case of emergency (or any situation really), your flow kelp can be used a flotation device

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361509
Find better bait like the mge yuri that got drawn recently. You're not even trying.

[Anonymous No.]

what non-lewd stuff can you do with a manticore tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361526
The living armour and delicious brown girl one?
Or another? Just say if it's easily findable on the boorus or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361541
Punch it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361541
Nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361541
hold her tail while you walk in town

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361518
How long could you survive on a Flow Kelp? If she's an ocean kelp you're without fresh water or food without resorting to eating your waifu's hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361541
Use it as a mace, or a rolling pin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361541
nothing man, it's literally a highly evolved prolapsed anus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361541
Bully

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361023
I always found it weird how nonchalant most people in your stories acted about monstergirls suddenly appearing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361555
He said not lewd, that is utmost lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361549
No idea if it's on the boorus but someone done something involving a MGE moth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361416
My point was that the thread has its own rules to adhere to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361579
Wasn't it like a moth and some aquatic one? It was a pairing which didn't make much thematic sense. But I think I know the one you're talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361494
>necro is extreme.
Down with anti-undead sentiment!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361555
>tailholding
YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361579
>>15361590
>People can't even remember the Nereid's name
This depresses me.

[Anonymous No.]

>Someone posted the .less Kej picture on the Wiki

It's still a WiP though

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361555
Do you stick a finger in while walking

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361541
>Less' Imgur is dead.
>Most of his oldest pictures are gone with it.
I can't find that picture of a manticore offering you a drink from her tailpussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361622
Hey, I was literally talking just less than an hour ago about how I think the nereid's design is one of KC's best.
I just couldn't remember which particular monstergirl was in that picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361622
Easily my favourite design he's done for an aquatic girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361632
You mean this one? Are you saying you DON'T save every bit of Manticore art you find?

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>>15361490
She's a type of wild fox spirit that happens to share certain traits and abilities with jackals.
Also an aspect of Amaterasu.
>and cat girl all at the same time
Her Berserker counterpart thinks it's a cat, a dog, a rabbit, and a fox, all at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to put a craiglists ad up for one Monster Girl Onee-san, and see what Monster Girls arrive!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361652
Sounds tasty

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361660
what if multiple show up and argue

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361653
>tfw there isn't a costume alt for the short haired Tamamo that Twice uses

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361652
I don't save any Monster Girl pictures.
I delete them as soon as I have used them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361509
Of course it's not NTR. In any case, your dick might be fixing things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361652
>putting a beverage of any sort in a fleshy area
Ouch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361695
What if her tail's just filled with her own juices that she's offering you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361652
I don't save art from shitty manticores like that one

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361695
Don't you put drinks in your mouth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361704
>Caring about the character depicted more than the art
This will never cease to baffle me. If you like the art, like it. Who gives a fuck if the character is from some shit fap story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361680
Battle of the Onee-sans

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361707
I don't know about him, but I drink it using my bony probosces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361680
Maybe I can get them to share?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a succubus with a bunch of alp and alice little sisters.

What is wrong with me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361752
Brain damage

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361752
I'm assuming you meant incubus?
>You're so attractive as an incubus your younger brothers alp in an unconscious desire to ride your monster dick
What is wrong with you, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361771
No, I wish to be an onee-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361752
>You will never be the only human boy in a family of alps

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361780
Prepare to get threatening letters from your local demons and wocks. This is their territory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361786
>You're the only child that didn't turn out to be a raging fruit cup
I'd feel sorry for your dad more than anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361799
He's an Alp too. Everyone but you is an Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361702
I always thought that was suppossed to be the case, tailpussy has a loooong hole after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361752
>>15361780
>>>/d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361752
You're still baiting and you haven't fucked off yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361839
Holy shit the bait is strong today, is it the return of the retard? It's clearly off the usual baiting charts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361752
Disgusting. I hope you at least take the dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361863
If I were to guess, it's one guy trying to use the brief segue about genderbender potions to force his degeneracy all at once.
Luckily, there's a little triangle to click on for every shitpost that doesn't belong here, if you catch meaning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361752
>Succubus(male)
Thanks Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361879
Yes of course, guess I'm getting paranoid, as usual.

[Anonymous No.]

Are we all just ruling out that it may be a girl who's saying this? Don't throw odds at me, I'm just saying.

That or, well, it could also be less about being a girl and more just about having fantasies about being that type of character, like pretty much everyone does with characters they like.

Sure, not every single one and SURE the person could value the perverted benefits of that position as much as the "big sister nature" of it all... Well, I guess this person should write a story, rather than fantasizing solely.

But damn are you guys vicious, even jokingly so

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361879
>Luckily, there's a little triangle to click on for every shitpost that doesn't belong here, if you catch meaning
Yeah, and you will end banned instead. Happened to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361884
To be fair an Incubus is basically a male Succubus if you go by the actual mythology.

Doesn't change the fact he's a faggot, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361906
>girls
>here

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361906
Silly anon, girls don't exist on the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361906
>Are we all just ruling out that it may be a girl who's saying this?
Not likely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361912
Wocks make great little sisters

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361906
Take a hike faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361906
This place does not attract girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361906
Eh, maybe he is just a fag. Eventually, he will get his just desserts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361922
All dragons make great imotous

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361839
I just got here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361922
fek i didn't mean to reply

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361906
Alright between the bait and this post I don't know what to think anymore.

What the fuck is going on.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are pure succubi so weak

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361922
You...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361949
Page 10 and image limit so it's just shitposting now until we 404.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361949
Stop saying bait.

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/9IjGNJPNyzU

what would you do if you were stuck out on the MG tundra?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361958
I know but still...I feel like it's TOO shitposty you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361954
Succubi are powered by semen.
Pure succubi don't get as much semen as lewd ones, so they aren't as powerful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361963
You think this is too shitposty?

I've seen worse, much worse here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361954
Because if they were stronger they would be unpure

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>>15361962
Step 1: Find a wendigo
Step 2: Hug that wendigo
Step 3: Pet that wendigo's hair
Step 4: Share dinner with that wendigo
Step 5: Cuddle for warmth with that wendigo
Step 6: Intercrural
Step 7: Impregnate that wendigo
Step 8: Ice cream

[Anonymous No.]

Can an Ittan-momen produce milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361967
Well it sure as hell isn't just because we're on page 10. Some faggot has been persistantly shitposting throughout the day about yurishit and gender bending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361974
>Finding a Wendigo
In tundra, Wendigo finds YOU

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361982
Either one works for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361954
The queen of hearts is super pure and she created her own demon realm with unique monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361967
Obviously, but when it does get worse I think it's usually something unusual, like the unmentionable shitposting.

Guess we just have to withstand the retards as always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361978
Maybe

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361986
>Be lost in tundra, you're getting spooked
>Huge mass of furs in the trees, it looks like a giant ape monster wearing some kind of hoodie
>It sees you, its breathe fogging
>Suddenly disappears
>Nope.jpg, start running and come to a stop
>Hear the crunching of snow around you
>It's a little deer-like MG girl in that same hoodie shrunk down to her size
>She can't see you since you're standing still
>Keeps running in a circle around you going "hawawawawawa"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361992
so weak it looped into strength?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361992
I think being a lilim had something to do with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362006
I'm going to wait until she thinks I disappeared and then pick her up in a hug from behind.

[Anonymous No.]

Would wonderland be better with a lich in charge

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362025
No but with a human in charge it would be amazing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362025
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362035
Not me. I'd make everything even more deviant and fetishy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362035
What if it a human woman in charge

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361949
No, I was seriously saying what I was saying, not that there's actually a need to try and see things reasonable in a place like this unless it has to do with what makes MGE, MGE, so carry on with the small-minded banter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362025
necrocracies are oppressive

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362055
How so?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362062
north korea is one

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362053
Whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362050
A world ruled by a true monster? Wonderland would be shit.
> The Queen has declared that all monsters with larger breasts then Her Majesty shall be executed on the morrow.
> The Queen has declared that all monsters with fairer skin then Her Majesty shall be executed on the morrow.
> The Queen has declared that all monsters with a happier life then Her Majesty shall be executed on the morrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362093
Well, at least that jubjub will finally be taken off that stump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362093
off with their heads

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362093
Show me where the bad woman refused to touch you, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Has the Jabberwock doujin been scanned yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362098
Don't worry, she'll be burried under it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362113
I shouldn't have laughed at that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362050
the moment she sits on her throne she becomes a monster

[Anonymous No.]

Remember there's nothing wrong with breeding a Sith so long as you drink bleach afterwards

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362153
Diet or regular?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362162
cat nip flavored

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362153
Best beanbag chair in the land right there

[Anonymous No.]

What do young Vampires do for blood? Do they get blood from their father or do her parents "procure" a boy for her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362187
That's what arranged marriages are for

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362184
I never got this meme. Does it imply skinning the animal and using its furs to construct an outer layer for a beanbag chair?

[Anonymous No.]

What happens when a Dhampir gets blood?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362200
Real Blood?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362187
Their parents go to the blood bank and buy some, like a civilized person would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362211
>Letting your young daughter drink a mystery box of blood

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362195
It means using them as a living chair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362218
I don't think you understand how blood banks work at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362211
Oh, like in Vampire: the masquerade.

[Anonymous No.]

I like tomboy vampires that turned their back on the haughty vampire culture

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362190
She'll never be able to enjoy any blood but that of her to be husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362200
>Furthermore, they are sometimes attacked by an urge to suck blood inherited from the vampire race, although they normally resist it. The reason why is if they happen to learn the sweet taste of a man's blood, the human part of the half human, half monster dhampir becomes corrupted by the “monster” part, and after that they can't resist future urges to suck blood at all or the lust that visits at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362219
So it's feeding and fatfaggotry as well as furfaggotry, then. I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362218
>mystery box of blood
That's only if you get the stuff they toss out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362221
Yeah, but they likely wouldn't have to buy it in an underhanded way if MGs were real

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362232
so no biting with the dhampirs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15350660
It's the other way around, actually.

Rats live inside people homes and sewers, while mice are prairie and forest animals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362232
I want to rehabilitate a corrupted dhampir

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362222
But what if her sisters all laugh at her for being an improper lady?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362255
I was quoting that scene from scary movie 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362070
>whatever
I actually quite like that response considering it's this board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362264
She can threaten to beat them up like the ruffian she is

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362222
But her Dhampir sister is refined and looks down on her

[Anonymous No.]

That Serpent of Zion is pretty good so far. Not really /mg/ (at least up to chapter 7), but still good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362293
Nice shilling. Nobody cares.

>>15362237
To be fair Cait Sith would be the kind of MG you'd fuck once and then never marry because you've moved onto better things. Like Nekomata or Cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362295
Cait Sith isn't a monstergirl, she's a furry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362295
>To be fair Cait Sith would be the kind of MG you'd fuck once

No, it would be the kind of furry you wouldn't touch. Not monstergirl, and not something you'd fuck once.

[Anonymous No.]

Was the crab monster girl specifically designed for impure slut men?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362303
Except she's a monster according to KC, because he panders to all fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362315
He has yet to pander to my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362322
I'm afraid he doesn't draw yaoi, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster would be a Dormouse's rival

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362331
Weresheep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362331
Wakerat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362343
that would just help her sleep even more

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362331
The rival to the Dormouse is the Pot Devil.

BECAUSE SHE'S A JAR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362331
Windowrat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362345

>A rat girl that can never sleep
>EVER

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362331
One that likes to make a lot of noise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362349
Thanks for the chuckle

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362358
She must sleep a little because a Dormouse is a wake for some time

[Anonymous No.]

How about a shrew girl that is incapable of taking it easy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362387
You mean like one that needs to be tamed?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to run a P'Orc farm, where mushrooms are sniffed out by highly trained sniffer P'orcs. Raging mushrooms will fetch a high price.

Also I'll organize pay-per-view P'Orc mud wrestling events. Where man and P'Orc wrestle for dominance while people from around the world can watch from the comfort of their own home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362384

maybe for an hour or two tops

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360920
>Check replies
>No dragon/tanuki rivalry

[Anonymous No.]

I want to date a vampire who pretends to be a normal girl, and claims that the red stuff she's always drinking is just tomato juice!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362424
What if you believe her

[Anonymous No.]

A hellhound ojou-sama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362436
Who tries to hold back the urge to rape her favorite servant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362424
Better buy her some tomato juice and watch as she struggles to drink it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362429
I can invite her to my house and we can play video games while I occasionally make comments about how I dislike monsters, especially ones that could trick me and pretend to be my friend, like Vampires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362456
She might stick up for vampires while telling you about what her friend told her about them

[Anonymous No.]

>>15360920
Nightmare and dream stalker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362442
I want to find her in the middle of drinking from some poor sap in the middle of the night, and then I'll break up with her for lying to me!

[Anonymous No.]

MOLEST ALL THE FLUFFY EARS
http://touchfluffytail.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/bullied_ears.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362477
>TFT
Get >>>/out/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362477
This tames the Manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362477
Literally anything associated with tft should be banned from these threads including you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362477
How can you rape me when I've got you in an earlock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362484
>>15362492
Whats wrong with tft?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362508
Ten minutes in their discord and you'll find out.
http://i.imgur.com/cWbxXQs.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362436
Does this include loving femdom and incorporating BDSM gear into clothes? Or at least a collar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362508
I think it was due to Tripfag drama

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362424
Can;t she just use her vampire powers to get any man she wants, why try and be an inferior creature

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362477
Please no, monstergirls have exceedingly delicate ears.
http://imgur.com/OjaGptd

>>15362508
Site has weirdos on it, to put things very lightly. Why people are freaking out simply because you're using it to host an image, I have no clue. Then again, some people here are very fragile and sheltered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362533
because she doesn't want to be a snooty bitch like all her vampire friends, and wants to live like a normal, down-to-earth girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362477
I'd bully those ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362508
I wasn't going to say anything at first but there's literally monstersona RPing as an Alp with the words "I want to bang an Alp before pe pe goes away" being used in the convo.

Literally my only reaction is this image: http://imgur.com/eNjlAil

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362551
This sounds hilarious, show me.

[Anonymous No.]

What would be the worst job to have in MGC as a man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362573
Gynecologist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362573
Abortion doctor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362573
Cinema janitor.
So much stickiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362573
Desk office job.
Just like in real life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362582
That is my job right now along with soda machine at concessions. Well shit and I thought mopping up soda and butter was a pain in the ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362573
Sanitation worker.
Not only are you dealing with sewage all day, you've got Bubble Slimes, Devil Bugs and Beelzebubs trying to rape you all the time when all you want is to marry that nice Raiju who lives down the hall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362607
This.

Having to deal with insects MGs would be the bane of my existence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362596
Don't for get to add a special shot to their drinks

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362596
The actual seating areas themselves would get so gross, covered in butter, popcorn, soda, fur, slime, saliva, semen, female arousal, scales, webbing, and god knows what else, that you might actually find some sort of disgusting new entity growing from the bacterial-magical hotspot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362617
Bane?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362618
Even if I wanted to which I don't, I would not have enough time during the rushes that come five till the show starts for every monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362630
Yes. My life would crash with no survivors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362627
Oh great I'll get raped by what I'm trying to clean up, maybe on of the hired Kikis will help me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362627
what if the theater doesn't show porn movies then would cleaner anon be safe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362536
>Why people are freaking out simply because you're using it to host an image, I have no clue.
Because literally the only reason to host it there instead of imgur is to draw traffic to TFT. Learn to spot the shill, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362640
>maybe on of the hired Kikis will help me

Help? Oh no. You'll be fighting for your lives alongside them, in the arena that is the cinema seating after a primetime blockbuster movie. Many of you will not survive, but those who do will earn their glory on the concession stands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362644
In any theatre which sees even a third of its patronage made up of monstergirls? Oh my, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362650
Well at least my work behind the concessions counter is safe

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362644
I think we're talking about normal theaters, anon.

Pretty sure it would be Dark Matter levels of sex if the theater aired a porn movie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362652
>>15362658
Oh well that guy is fucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362555
I'd rather not because it even sickens me, but people asking why TFT is bad is hilarious when you literally have people like Fizz, Aftyn, Bollocks, Robert the Terrible, Sukiru Ikeda on that site along with writers from /monster/ and the MGE wiki.

About the only damned time I actually go on there is to see new MEH stuff that's not on Literotica or LDR, RS, and Thunderbrother. Rest of that shit can burn in a ring of fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362640
>Theater hires Kikimoras to keep it clean
>Everyone goes crazy because the theater is always spotless and none of the customers ever see anyone cleaning it
>"Watch!"
>Anon pours an extra large 128 ounce soda out onto a seat
>"Now we turn around and count to 3."
>They spin back around and the seat is totally clean and dry
>"I'm telling you, they built this fucking place on an Indian burial ground or something."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362691
You made me think about native american style kikimoras, but I haven't a clue what they'd look like besides brown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362691
>>Anon pours an extra large 128 ounce soda out onto a seat
Dear fuck no, because knowing how it usually happens it trails all the down the sloped floor to the base of the stage

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362691
The seats are actually Shoggoths that drink spilled stuff!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362712
Gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362712
Ew, I fart on seats sometimes. That's not a nice thing to be for a shoggoth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362703
feathered maid hats

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362735
>Go see Civil War
>2.5 hours of drilling farts into a Shoggoth's face
Pretty gross, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362735
That's pretty rude. I hope next time you think of the poor shoggoths working.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362753
>Watching superhero movies

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362656
Until you get waifued by one of the movie goers

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362703
Obsessed with keeping the parks clean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362772
Yes, what of it?

[Anonymous No.]

Would a shoggoth be offended if you asked her to transform into a kiki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362772
>Hating other people having fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362772
I like most MCU films desu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362779
Superhero movies are some of the biggest peices of shit on the planet. Get some better taste.

>>15362782
There is nothing wrong with trashing morons that enjoy superhero movies.

[Anonymous No.]

What if every time an angel becomes corrupted a succubus becomes pure and vice versa to have a balance of heaven and hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362772
>Not watching bad movies ironically

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362791
I call people pieces of shit for their taste in movies on the internet
>Clearly I am the superior person

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362772
Look at this fucking memer.
Get out, /co/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362791
Are you the same fag that lost his shit to a brief Civil War discussion that was an hour old by that point many threads back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362792
So in the middle of fucking a succubus she glows in a holy white light and suddenly becomes a prude. That would suck

[Anonymous No.]

No. Don't start off topic conversation, let this one go to the archieves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362801
>>15362803
Fuck off, /co/.

>>15362810
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362782
Furfags and futafags are just having fun too

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362854
What's your point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362864
I think higher of .less and Bob then I do people who watch Capeshit. At least you could argue that .less contributes to society.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362854
>Hating on the Siths when they're part of MGE canon
>Not just ignoring them like any sane person would
It's like you never learn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362854
There's a difference. Futa and fur is people shitposting for reactions. This is one or two people getting triggered like a tumblrite because someone said Civil War in a post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362816
Or your waifu gets her dream of being an angel

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362879
http://imgur.com/ekN4gBS

[Anonymous No.]

Monstergirls having fun on the beach

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362893
Why would a succubus ever dream of that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362926
Beware the dolphins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362930
People dream of things they can't have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362969
But she'll always be my angel. Doesn't that count for anything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363012
>Calling her an angel
>Not calling her your beautiful demon queen

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363012
I think if you told that to a succubus, it'd make her faint on her feet.
But still, I think a succubus would to like to feel truly pure inside, and know that she's literally divine, because only such a being is worthy of Anon's love.

And maybe she'd love to get married in the traditional way too. Wouldn't be able to do that as a succubus without a divine blessing.

[Anonymous No.]

Nerf wurms pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363122
Just tell a wurm she can't touch you and she will believe it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363122
I want to give a Wurm a nerf gun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363148
Never give a wurm a nerf gun

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362573
Courtesy clerk

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362573
Prostitute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363198
sounds like the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362573
Daycare whateverthefuckpeoplewhoworkinadaycarearecalled

[Anonymous No.]

So, DVA Gazer picture when?

What ovrwatch would Wock fit best as? Pharah?

What about Miia? Maybe like, 76?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363207
Caretaker?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363202

I get the feeling you wouldn't actually be working for too long

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363219
Who would want a used-up whore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363214
Nuke drew a Soldier 76 Gazer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363225

a bicorn

[Anonymous No.]

I think mindflayer get and undeserved bad reputation

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363231
So only bad girls.

[Anonymous No.]

new thread when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363225
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Cancer

These girls are designed for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363234
>I think the things that invade your brain, literally mind-rape you, and turn you into a cephalopod codpiece in the name of the Old Ones get a bad rep

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363250
Pretty much yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362951
Dolphins are good, kind girls anon, there's no reason to be afraid of dolphins

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363261
Next you will tell me to go into their cave

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363250
They just want to help but racists like you spread mean lies about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363214
I can't see a Gazer liking Dva.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363266
>The truth are lies now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363214
>Pharah
>Anything other than Anubis

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363266
Help with what? Turning people into vegetables/calamari?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363266
>Lies what did I lie about? Them brain-fucking you, or them turning you into a squid pussy warmer? Because it's right in the profile. I'm sure some of them are good people, but until I find one who can prove she didn't tentacle my brain into thinking I liked her, I'll be keeping them far away from me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363274
They could do all sorts of nice things you more people trusted them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363287
"Nice" according to their interests, not ours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363286
This anon gets it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363286
Holy fuck, I've apparently lost the ability to type recently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363261
Orcas > Dolphins

Remember Orcagirls just want to cuddle and be a good Onee-San

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363287
Nice things? I didn't think becoming a squid sex toy or a mindless husk of your former self is a good thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363295
There's nothing a Mindflayer wants more then the genuine smile of a human boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363310
MIDF plz

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363310
>genuine smile
Ripping their memories away and implanting fake ones that force them to like Mindflayers isn't genuine at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363266
Anti-racist is codeword for anti-sanity

MIDF please go

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363301
Orca onee-san pictures/stories where?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363314
It's close enough as far as they're concerned. After all, it's not like their "husband" would notice anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363301
Dolphin girls save men that are drowning or being assaulted by sharks. Orcas hurt men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363324
>save
I think to misspelled "rape"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363265
Are you seriously afraid of a cave full of cute girls, anon? Don't be such a wimp.

>>15363301
Orcas are vicious predators though. They'll rip you apart anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363314
Shamless lies. Mindflayers are more like MindSurgeons. They cut, they repair and they restore. All this hooey about them turning you into mindless sex squids is jut propaganda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363320
There's that one from Matt, but that's about it that I can remember.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363330
>propaganda.
One quick look at a community of them will show the truth. Mindflayers steal memories of people that aren't interested in them and steal those men away, destroying countless families.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363327
No, I didn't. Dolphin girls are the Yetis of the sea!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363337
Lies spread by the jealous and misinformed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363337
>Community of Mindflayers
>They constantly use their powers to steal each others husbands away
Huh, it sort of makes sense that they squid-ify their husbands. After all, it's far harder for him to get stolen if he's attached to your body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363345
Truth spread by the educated and experienced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363353
If they really knew Mindflayers, they would love them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363340
Explain this >>15357304

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363356
That would only be because they would have been flayed into doing so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363356
No, they wouldn't. Only fools and those who were flayed would love a Mindflayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363359
Propaganda and lies spread by jealous monster girls. Dolphin girls play all the time with young human boys and nothing bad happens!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363360
>>15363369
But there's so many reasons to like them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363371
>Doesn't even list a single one
As expected of the MIDF

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363379
There are so many it's impossible to even list them

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363380
>Can't
>Even
>List
>One
As expected of Flayer loving scum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363370
Yeah, they 'play' with young married boys.
What is worse? Drowning in the water and recieve waifu CPR or drowning in NTR dolphin pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363379
Mindflayers are cute!
They have nice soft tentacles!
They're squishy!
They can bring you to their secret underwater cities!
They can remove bad memories and improve your brain!
They can uplift human women!
They can use their magic to tun you into a squid and sneak you into movie theaters!
They still love you even if you hate them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363387
Dolphins don't NTR men! They're very respectful and would only make sexual advancements if they knew the man was single and was fine with it.

[Anonymous No.]

If you willingly married a dolphin would others look down on you trying to figure out why you are so normal for someone who must be ntr mindbroken

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363389
>Mindflayers are cute!
Only to men who's minds have been altered.
>They have nice soft tentacles!
Wrong, they're slimy and smell like brain matter
>They're squishy!
Only because they make you think they are, in reality they're hard and rough.
>They can bring you to their secret underwater cities!
So can Krakens and they don't have to destroy your mind and tear your away from your family.
>They can remove bad memories and improve your brain!
Liches can do this with hard work and science.
>They can uplift human women!
If by "uplift" you mean "turn into a horrible monstrosity" then you're right.
>They can use their magic to tun you into a squid and sneak you into movie theaters!
A Lich could brew and invisibility potion so you don't have to turn you into a gross squid sex toy.
>They still love you even if you hate them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363394
They do, they are worse than sharks!
Sharks don't really attack all that much, and when they do they bring the man with them, you can also bop her nose.
Dolphins on the other hand, exploit the poor married man and leave him in a near death state so his wife can see what they are capable of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363389
>they will make you love them if you hate them

I think that's what you mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363433
That's completely wrong! Sharks bully kids and make them cry and beat up men!

Dolphins would never dream of hurting a man!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363422
>Only to men who's minds have been altered
I think they're cute.

>Wrong, they're slimy and smell like brain matter
Brains don't smell and they're slimy in a good way.

>Only because they make you think they are, in reality they're hard and rough.
When was the last time you saw a rough squid?

>So can Krakens and they don't have to destroy your mind and tear your away from your family.
Lies, and everyone knows that the Mindflayer's city is the coolest.
>Liches can do this with hard work and science.
A mindflayer could undo years of trauma in an afternoon.

>If by "uplift" you mean "turn into a horrible monstrosity" then you're right.
What woman wouldn't want to be an adorable monstergirl with amazing powers?

>A Lich could brew and invisibility potion so you don't have to turn you into a gross squid sex toy.
You can't see the movie if you're invisible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363445
They don't hurt his body, they hurt his mind and soul. Scarred for life, the poor victim may never want to go to the beach again.

Even if sharks did that (which they don't) everyone is scared of them because of rumors and shit, so it's not like they get to approach anyone without people lancing glares at them. Those damned Dolphins attract little kids with their flips and cute tricks, and when he is close enough they rape him and do that stupid Dolphin laugh, clearly enjoying the poor boy in a state of shock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363389
That's cute! I'm convinced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363445
Dolphins rape you and leave you behind, they dont even cuddle and love you like an Orca!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to raise a mindflayer to use her powers for good

[Anonymous No.]

>>15362735
>>15362753
>>15362767

>Implying your average Shog isn't perfectly capable of getting off on being used like that

Human please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363456
>I think they're cute.
Of course you would.
>Brains don't smell and they're slimy in a good way.
Did your "wife" tell you to type that?
>When was the last time you saw a rough squid?
Mindflayers aren't squids, they abominations from space that exist to spread chaos.
>Lies, and everyone knows that the Mindflayer's city is the coolest.
The only one that could enjoy a Mindflyer's home are husks that can barely function
>A mindflayer could undo years of trauma in an afternoon.
A Lich could undo a lifetime of pain in a few minutes.
>What woman wouldn't want to be an adorable monstergirl with amazing powers?
The same woman that doesn't want to become a horrible space abomination.
>You can't see the movie if you're invisible.
Leave it to a Flayer lover to not know Liches take precautions for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363493
>>>/d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363468
Shark pls go, stop lying about Dolphins.

>>15363474
Dolphins do no such thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363504

Also, when a shark manages to catch a young boy he is aware what is going to happen to him, he knows that she is going to eat him all up. But the Dolphins, man, the dolphins give you that glimmer of hope, that chance of escaping and going back to your lovely wife, to be happy and live life without a worry, they give you this chance just so they can crush it. They play with you body for some time, then completely break your spirit. At the end of the day you'll just be waiting for it to end. Never wanting to go near the water again, where those demons lurk.

Goodnight /mgt/. Remember to stay away from the dolphins and if you see one, tell Orca-nee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363521
Dolphins defend men and boys from being assaulted and lead them back to shore! They don't rape anyone unless the man explicitly asks for that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363494

>Of course you would.
But they are.

>Did your "wife" tell you to type that?
I did. Because I like them.

>Mindflayers aren't squids, they abominations from space that exist to spread chaos.
Only from your limited perspective. A little chaos can be good.

>The only one that could enjoy a Mindflyer's home are husks that can barely function
It wold be like Willy Wonka meets Gothic Architecture under the sea. So cool.

>A Lich could undo a lifetime of pain in a few minutes.
Only after you die.

>The same woman that doesn't want to become a horrible space abomination.
Now you're just being hurtful.

>Leave it to a Flayer lover to not know Liches take precautions for this.
What if someone bumps into you, or she loses track of you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361023
Minor detail but they never did say how she cleaned the plate

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363504
>>15363521

Also Sharks and Orcas make better Nee-sans and wives!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363532
No, they don't! Dolphins are better in every single way!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363536
Dolphin pls go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363536
Only in the villain category.

[Anonymous No.]

Dolphin vs Mindflater in NTR competition?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363526
They defend men and boys from being assaulted by what? Orca the lifesaver?

They bring men back to shore, but there is a high chance that they were raped and abused. The dolphins knows how to pick their targets, so they always go for a man that won't speak about the horrors they did to him, either because he is ashamed of himself for letting something like that happen or because they threaten to do it again if words got out. This way, it looks like the man had drowned and the dolphins brought him back safely.

Have you ever heard of "Sleeping with the fishes"? That is what the Dolphins tell their victims.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363564
NTR is shit and you should feel shit for suggesting that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363527
>But they are.
Only to a mindless drone like you.
>I did. Because I like them.
That's because they ripped away your real memories and replaced them with memories that made you love them.
>Only from your limited perspective. A little chaos can be good.
You mean from the right perspective? Only a drone or filthy Shoggoth/Flayer would like chaos.
>It wold be like Willy Wonka meets Gothic Architecture under the sea. So cool.
Willy Wonka was a death trap and Gothic Architecture is for nerds.
>Only after you die.
Lies, Liches are so great they can help both the living and the dead with anything!
>Now you're just being hurtful.
I'm telling the truth.
>What if someone bumps into you, or she loses track of you?
Just because you're invisible doesn't mean you can't see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363575
yes okay, but who would win

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363560
>>15363561
Liars, both of you!

>>15363569
>Orca the lifesaver?
Orcas are the real menace, they rape men and pin the blame on Dolphins that just want to help!
>That is what the Dolphins tell their victims.
They're not victims, also "Sleeping with the fishes" mean that man is in for a long night of loving, but only if he's single and up for it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363589
Both of them are pretty bad. At least some flayers are squishy and you can use earplugs or tentaclesocks to prevent the flaying.
Dolphin girls on the other hand...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363597
>>15363600
>>15363597
Dolphins take married men to underwater caves full of mindflayers where they both rape him and his mind. Mark my words, dolphins are evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363600
>Dolphin girls on the other hand...
Are very nice girls that wouldn't even dream of hurting a man!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363589
So how is this being played, most boys ntr'd or a king of the hill ntr to see which monster dates a boy the longest while the other tries to take him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363589
No-one because NTR is shit. Everyone loses.

>>15363597
Honestly dolphin-chan this is getting pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

Can you really trust something that can echolocate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363617
I eat chocolate and I can't trust myself, so no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363617
Bats are the most numerous mammal in the world. Surely they're doing something right, so how can it be wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363583
So I see that you're just here to spew hate and shill for Liches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363609
Dolphins wouldn't do something like that!

>>15363614
Yes, it is. You lying about a perfectly nice species is pathetic!

>>15363617
Of course I would, that means they can better help men!

[Anonymous No.]

Would you play in an egg toss tournament in wonderland if the winner got to play house with the queen of hearts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363623
I'm here to educate the ignorant masses about the dangers of Flayers while also reminding people of the greatness that Liches can do for everyone.

Adorable girls like Mantises and Liches are so much better than shitty Flayers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363626
No but I would pretend I was the King of Torts and demands to be treated as royalty while quoting Grisham at everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363613
I say king of the hill style would make it more one on one with Dolphin and Mindflayer

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363625
Really, stop trying to shill your rapist species so much Dolphin-chan. It was funny at first but now it's just sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363632
But Flayers are wuvable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363639
You're the racists! Making up lies and spewing hatred about an innocent species is wrong!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363626
>queen of hearts

No, i hate lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363647
This emotion you call "wuv" confuses and frightens us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363597
Are far as I'm concerned, neither of these girls can be trusted, along with most monster girls. The chances of being taken advantage of combined with my shyness and fear of distrust, makes me not wish to go anywhere to even have any hope of meeting a nice monster girl. I don't like being so scared and distrusting, but my gut feelings prevent me from getting close to a monster girl and possibly see about forming a serious relationship with .

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363647
Those flayers have destroyed your mind so much you can't even type properly. How sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363626
No, I'd play human/monster sized Chess for the express privilege of telling her to go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363655
Which girl would you trust?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363655
So you decide to slander a perfectly nice group of monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363649
Who said anything about racism?
I'm not going near the ocean Dolphin-chan. Give up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363647
Is this the wumbo equivalent of love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363673
Go near a group of Dolphin girls and I can guarantee they won't even flirt with you unless you told them you were alright with it.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go to a shog's home town because it is way too hot for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363658
They're just love down to their very atoms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363684
What would a love elemental even look like anyways?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363684
They're a being of lies and hatred!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363680
But Shoggoths live everywhere. In every environment, with masters of all classes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363679
That's a dirty lie and you know it.
There's a reason I don't go near dolphin girl infested waters Dolphin-chan. Can you guess what it is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363686
Like a Mindflayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363691
Because Dolphins lez out and then the water is full of cunt juices?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363693
I would have imagined it'd be a rosy pink color though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15361023
Where have you been beast?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363693
Nice joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363696
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363707
>he doesn't know about gay dolphin orgies
Never said it was a good thing, but it happens. In our case without dicks.

[Anonymous No.]

So how about those snake girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363691
Because an Orca forced you to spread lies and hatred about innocent Dolphins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363670
>>15363672
Not out of spite do I slander, It's due to a combination of innate fear of trust being broken and my own shyness. As for which girl I would trust, I have to get to know enough about each of them and see how we get along. In the end out of all the types of monster girls out their i would trust, any as long as they're not loli(due to them personally not being my thing) and I can trust to form a relationship with; most monster girls species are good when it comes to trying to trust, unless they're are any you know that are looking for someone that want a relationship and i can trust?

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>>15363714
They all threw a hissy-fit and hit the road.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363650
It seems that she's not the queen of you, since you have no heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363720
I love Nee-sans

[Anonymous No.]

How different is a Succubus raised by a human couple from a regular succubus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363728
Does that mean you will participate in the Jabberwock wrestling competition?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363735
You can take the Junko out of the dumpster but she'll still ask for spare change, if you catch my drift.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363737
Of course i am, why wouldn't i?

Does it end with cuddles and rape by a wock? It better end with cuddles and rape with my new wock nee-san.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363743
Not really but okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363737
The winner gets an otouto of their choice right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363745
What is a wock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363774

A stone that precedes roll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363774
A wonderful big pile of fun. But enough talk, have at you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363774
Something you take.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363794
Do not take the Wock!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15363796
But it's dangerous to go alone!