Would you a spider?

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Anonymous Sat Jun 4 15:52:30 2016 No.15344421 [Reply] [Original]

Would you a spider?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 15:55:27 2016 No.15344443 i totally want yamame to tie me up and then use me as a receptacle for her eggs

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 15:57:12 2016 No.15344452 File: 533 KB, 800x1130, 52153488_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Give me one reason not to and you will be right, because consorting with a monster and a Plaguemother is equal to courting death.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 16:02:39 2016 No.15344477 >>15344421 Would I what? Smush? Sweep up and flush? Spray? Or lovingly impregnate?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 16:03:44 2016 No.15344482 >>15344452 What if all I want to do is pet her head?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 16:05:16 2016 No.15344487 >>15344421 No no no no I like living thank you very much. But I say she's cute? Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 16:05:32 2016 No.15344490 File: 208 KB, 600x848, 54893792_p27.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15344482 Hope she doesn't get scared and split into many tiny Yamamamamames.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 16:19:55 2016 No.15344552 >>15344490 That's cute

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 16:25:30 2016 No.15344583 >>15344421 I want to fug this bug.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 16:29:47 2016 No.15344605 Dude, she's got Super AIDS.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 16:36:55 2016 No.15344635 Yeah, definitely. I want to make her feel loved

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 16:46:25 2016 No.15344671 >>15344605 She doesn't HAVE Super AIDS, she can GIVE you Super AIDS. Get the lore right.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 16:48:39 2016 No.15344683 >>15344671 The only 2hu who can give you anything that can do bad things to your dick is Okuu, with her nuclear vagina. That might explain why her arm is wood.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 19:05:18 2016 No.15345294 >>15344671 I thought she could only get you ill if you're already sick?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 19:25:51 2016 No.15345381 >>15345294 Nope, she can spread any disease.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 19:33:49 2016 No.15345420 File: 393 KB, 720x960, BP.jpg~original.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Breathe deep, fools.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 19:39:11 2016 No.15345449 >>15345420 Erase this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UInYwLqpOiE

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 15:14:25 2016 No.15349514 File: 182 KB, 1094x748, 1432177957284.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15344421 Only if she keeps looking like that. Actual spiders are fucking scary.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 15:51:00 2016 No.15349673 File: 496 KB, 681x1058, 004.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What would you do in this situation?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 15:59:34 2016 No.15349713 >>15349673 Look at boobs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 17:07:53 2016 No.15350200 >>15349673 Translate it weebs.

Anonymous Sun Jun 5 17:38:30 2016 No.15350413

>>15350200
I transcribed it into Hiragana and Kanji. Here ya go.

私にできることでしたらなんでもします

是非恩返しさせて下さい！

いや。。。　落ち着いてセマメちやん
ち。。近いですよ！

But since you called me a weeb and hurt my feelings, I banish you to the fate of copy-pasta'ing into Google Translate. Have fun with its shitty machine translation.

If you apologize I might just translate it into English for you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 17:43:51 2016 No.15350444 >>15350413 Well aren't you a smug little weeb.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 17:45:21 2016 No.15350449 >>15350413 Not that anon but I'm sorry

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 17:46:57 2016 No.15350461 >>15350444 >>15350449 These two posts cancel each other out. Because of this, the only form of apology I will accept is you two fucking.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 17:47:59 2016 No.15350463 >>15350461 the deal is off

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 17:55:42 2016 No.15350515 >>15350461 Remove thyself, degenerate.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 17:56:33 2016 No.15350520 >>15350413 Minor revision cuz I messed up Semame's name. 私にできることでしたらなんでもします是非恩返しさせて下さい！いや。。。　落ち着いてヤマメちゃんち。。近いですよ！

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 02:38:38 2016 No.15352761 File: 47 KB, 707x1000, 50946465_p13.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yes, please!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 15:41:23 2016 No.15361086 >>15344421 Would our babies be Nerubians?

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 15:47:34 2016 No.15367147 >>15349514 where's that from?

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Anonymous Wed Jun 8 16:54:24 2016 No.15367523

>>15367483
Why would she go full-Spiderman in her normal dress? Spiderman's spandex (or whatever material and form-factor it is) is made for swinging and shit. Yamame doing Spidey-shit in her normal clothes is like having a Chinese umbrella in a heavy storm.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 17:25:20 2016 No.15367671 File: 420 KB, 900x639, 1463594198992.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15367523 > Chinese umbrella in a heavy storm.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 02:32:21 2016 No.15369774 File: 916 KB, 700x988, 57297194_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm gonna marry Yamame! I'll overcome any diseases with love! More like, love is the strongest disease!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 02:56:49 2016 No.15369861 yamame yamame yamame yamame yamame yamame yamame yamame yamame yamame yamame yamame yamame yamame

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 10 15:45:28 2016 No.15378170 >>15349673 >>15350200 >"I do have pusspuss!" >"Spiders do have pusspuss!" >"no"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 10 15:52:23 2016 No.15378200 >>15367523 A parasol is a type of Chinese umbrella, but a Chinese umbrella is not a parasol. I think people would just use cloaks in those situations.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 10 16:15:50 2016 No.15378283 >>15369145 Wake up with the queen of illness and disease. Have you got a sore throat?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 12 17:43:10 2016 No.15388833 >>15344421 http://exhentai.org/g/300596/67ea4d6246/ hell yeah I would

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Anonymous Mon Jun 13 00:05:31 2016 No.15390255
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>>15389449
I don't harbour any special fondness of Yamame, but that there blonde Plaguemother is a damn fine specimen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 01:43:57 2016 No.15390510 >>15390255 I want to make her the mother of my children if you know what I mean

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 01:53:26 2016 No.15390546 >>15369774 So you're going to overcome your love?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 06:23:04 2016 No.15391262 File: 539 KB, 900x947, CUGLEuyWcAENlgj.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15390546 This love is incurable!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 06:29:03 2016 No.15391271 >>15344421 I love spiders, but that's because they are small. A human sized spider is literally the most terrifying thing imaginable. They have the most brutal and painful method of eating on Earth.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 06:34:25 2016 No.15391275 >>15391271 i am never going to forget that one doujin with shinmyoumaru and the spider

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 09:02:40 2016 No.15391628

>>15391271
>I love spiders, but that's because they are small.

I saw a cutesy spider crawling around on our living room furniture the other day. It was adorable, and I just decided to leave it alone and watch it scamper about.

I normally take spiders outside into the garden when I see them, but I think I'm gonna leave 'em alone from now on.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 09:30:21 2016 No.15391698 >>15391628 I always leave spiders alone. They brutally murder the annoying shits like flies so they are okay.

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:57:07 2016 No.15392687
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>>15391698
Spiders are real human beans honestly, pun not necessarily intended. They eat stuff like ants and bugs, they keep my house safe from them. It's rare for me to capture live bugs and whatnot, but when I do I like to give them to the spiders.
Keep the hood safe, Yamame.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:57:11 2016 No.15392902 File: 1.09 MB, 1024x1189, 18789558.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15391271 Spiders are scary because they're small!

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:05:55 2016 No.15392954

>>15392687
Heh, that just reminded me of when I took a vacation to a much warmer part of the country I live in.

Spiders! Lots of spiders. Big ones, small ones, some as big as Yukkuri. Fucking loved it.

I'd throw random bugs into their hoards of webs, and even once managed to trap a giant-ass housefly in a bottle and then release it so it flew directly into their webs.

I miss my spider friends.

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 18:30:13 2016 No.15393422
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>>15392954
Spiders are fun friends. I do my best to make them feel home. The poisonous types are bad news, though. They don't really visit my house much, if at all, though.
Watching a spider consume a bug is an interesting experience. The word 'consume' was a deliberate choice of wording, as the process is rather lengthy. It's pretty interesting. Almost makes you feel bad for the prey.

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 18:39:43 2016 No.15393467

>>15393422
Out of all the insects in the world, only one deserves my unconditional hate: horseflies (and deer flies).

Even mosquitoes are subtle about it, while horseflies will make you constantly aware of their presence while circling about, and their bite gives me hives.

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 18:57:30 2016 No.15393553
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>>15393467
It's as if God just went and said 'ok we have lots of flies but we need a few to specifically piss off humans' and created horseflies and deer flies. There should be a special kind of hell for those fucking cunts.
That buzzing sound they make is the sound of pain and misery. I had once managed to catch one of them off-guard and gave it a pretty solid smash. The fucker wasn't dead, but it was too confused to fly. What I did was get a thin needle quickly, and detach its wings first and foremost. Then I got to stabbing it one by one, neither too fast to kill it, neither too slow to let it die by bleeding. I had lots of fun with that bastard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 19:09:41 2016 No.15393584 >>15391275 If that doujin is as horrific as it sounds then I'm interested in it.

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 19:10:57 2016 No.15393590

>>15393553

Here's something you should try:

1. Trap a few of them in a jar.
2. Put the jar in the freezer for a little bit, until they get knocked-out.
3. Take a popsicle stick and razor-blade it so it's half as thin.
4. Hot-glue the unconscious flies onto the popsicle stick.

Then later you can release them somewhere fun, like a shopping mall, or take pleasure in the fact they'll eventually starve with that setup.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 19:15:31 2016 No.15393603 >>15393590 Hot-glue as in?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 19:16:21 2016 No.15393604 >>15393553 >deer flies I too have fun destroying those unholy abominations. I can deal with getting a rash and a minor amount of blood loss, but breaking up the skin and infecting me with some horrible disease is completely uncalled for.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 19:16:44 2016 No.15393606 File: 49 KB, 545x401, hot-glue.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15393603 As in pic related. Or just regular, old super glue.

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 19:20:49 2016 No.15393624
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>>15393590
Holy hell, that sounds great. Many thanks, I'm definitely trying that out.

>>15393604
I like to burn those fuckers when they die as well. Smells like victory, know what I'm sayin?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 19:22:28 2016 No.15393627 /jp/ - insect bullying

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 19:35:03 2016 No.15393669
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No horseflies or deer flies where I live, but the mosquitoes are the stuff of nightmares. They estimate that spiders eat 6.79 billion pounds of insects a year in my state but apparently it's nowhere near enough.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 19:52:07 2016 No.15393729 >>15393467 >>15393553 >>15393604 What about the botflies that lay their eggs in your skin?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 19:52:39 2016 No.15393730 Fuck spiders.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 19:54:53 2016 No.15393737 >>15393730 Would Yamame laying in a bed in lingerie and with a "YES" pillow, whilst waiting for you, qualify as a "fuck spider"?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 19:58:02 2016 No.15393755 File: 1.55 MB, 2048x1536, --kurodani-yamame-touhou-drawn-by-ninonini--9e04fb8d46e152145a2171e4a7215d63.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15393730 L-literally?

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 20:07:22 2016 No.15393798
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>>15393729
Yeesh, those fuckers give me nightmares. The thought of insects doing nasty things with your body is a pretty terrifying thought to say the least. I'm just thankful that those fuckers don't seem to pop up where I live much.
But then I remember that ticks are common here.

>>15393729
The disease-carrying ones are definitely stuff of nightmares, yeah. Gives you a lot of reasons to take some drastic measures against mosquitoes.
Where I live most of the ones aren't disease-carrying, and are honestly kinda dumb. They don't even try to hide. All the better for me.

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 20:22:40 2016 No.15393854
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>>15393669
>spiders eat 6.79 billion pounds of insects a year in my state
My fellow Alaskan.

I get enough wind off the mountains and ocean where I'm at to keep mosquitoes from being too aggressive, but in the Interior those bitches are thick and hungry.

I choose the spiders over any insect.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 20:49:13 2016 No.15393960 File: 254 KB, 1077x1523, 52189764_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15393854 Spiders are based.

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 00:30:36 2016 No.15394585
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>>15393553
>It's as if God just went and said 'ok we have lots of flies but we need a few to specifically piss off humans' and created horseflies and deer flies.

Look at it this way, they are called horseflies and deerflies for a reason.

Humans can swat them away, and they are only unavoidable if they land right in the middle of your back. For horses and deer...

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 11:51:28 2016 No.15396399
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Woke up with a spider just chilling on the wall adjacent to my bed. Was moderately freaked out, until I noticed there was also a bee in the room, staying well away, banging its head against the window.

Thank you for keeping the bee away, spider bro.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 12:17:15 2016 No.15396477 Torturing bugs is mean. Just kill them if you're going to kill them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 12:24:44 2016 No.15396504 >>15396477 That's usually what I do, but sometimes you need to set an example to deter others.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 12:30:59 2016 No.15396539 >>15393737 She would probably eat you afterwards.

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 12:38:26 2016 No.15396574
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>>15396539
I'd eat her, if ya know what I mean.

And I mean actually eating her, since I heard Arachnids are high in protein, and that's been something lacking in my diet lately.

Sorry Yamame, but spiders are just too crunchy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 12:52:44 2016 No.15396635 File: 157 KB, 600x800, 1f89301d805c593bcca2fd605a93cfef.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15396539 It would be motivation to prove to Yamame that you'd make a better lover/cook/husband/father than a meal.

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 12:59:12 2016 No.15396664
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>>15396574
That's one way of getting yourself super AIDS.

>>15396399
I was once doing my usual thing, browsing 4chan on my computer. Not that I do much else but that's a different topic. Anyway, I noticed out of nowhere there was a spider on my right arm. One of the really small and cutesy ones, not really poisonous or the bitey kind, it wasn't even tickling me. But I kinda panicked (the whole 'outta nowhere' part y'know) and just swinged my arm, throwing the spider away to somewhere.
I couldn't find the little guy around but I really hope I didn't hurt my spider friend badly. I don't think it can read, but really sorry for that one, spider friend.

>>15396477
Seeing as my preferred killing method for bugs and flies is electrocution or bug spray, I don't think I'm being too kind on those guys anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 15:42:40 2016 No.15397166 File: 255 KB, 706x900, Yamame_Montez.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yi0_jBHObqs&t=7m43s

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 15:45:27 2016 No.15397173 File: 1.64 MB, 2475x3827, 46037946 c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I think artists depict her with bigger breasts than they should.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 16:26:39 2016 No.15397312 File: 532 KB, 550x800, --kurodani-yamame-touhou-drawn-by-windyakuma--7e3fcb78fd2580b1b77f453827691f89.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15397173 She's not the only touhou to get that treatment, but yeah.

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 16:30:06 2016 No.15397325
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>>15397173
>>15397312
That is because fluffy Yamame is seriously adorable.

I am fine with Yamame of all sizes however.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:07:44 2016 No.15397453 File: 511 KB, 717x1000, --kurodani-yamame-touhou-drawn-by-hammer-sunset-beach--fcb631f8b9707627425d56bb1a2f9696.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You free today? >Where should we go, the two of us? Well, /jp/?

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:42:18 2016 No.15397616

Spiders are are absolutely not cool. They are horrifying monsters. I don't want them anywhere near me.

Camel spiders are something torn from John Carpenter's nightmares.

>8" long
>mandible the size of your thumb
>hissing and shrieking
>attack humans out of predation

Their venom is anesthetic. They bite while you sleep, you don't feel your flesh dissolve. But you will feel the hole left behind in the morning. And it will probably get infected as well.

The truth is that most of the so-called "harmless" spiders have venom that will leave behind a painful infected abscess. People are right to avoid them.

I'd fuck a blonde qt though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:44:28 2016 No.15397639 File: 338 KB, 1000x1300, 41982970_p2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15397616 Camel spiders aren't spiders, you bigot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:47:37 2016 No.15397659 File: 981 KB, 1440x1235, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15397639 I just Googled camel spiders, and multiple sources say they are arachnids. They also seem cool as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:00:32 2016 No.15397746 File: 1.82 MB, 2000x1414, 29180404.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15397453 The local fair!

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:29:04 2016 No.15397917
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>>15397616
You're blowing it out of proportion, frankly. For you to be get bitten by a non-venomous spider you need to be either really and I mean REALLY asking for it, or plain simply unlucky. I mentioned the latter because well, they do happen occasionally. And even then most bites aren't really anything more than your average mosquito bite.
All they really do is put on some webs on a place that you'll rarely, if ever, see, and go fishin' for some bugs and flies. They keep your house safe. Keep them safe, and they'll keep you safe.

But of course for good to exist there must also be evil. And because of it you have black widows and recluse spiders. Apply liberal amounts of physical trauma and fire against them, that would be my advice against any encounters with them.

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Anonymous Tue Jun 14 22:52:45 2016 No.15399021

>>15397659
Scorpions and ticks are arachnids, too. Still not spiders.

>>15397616
"Camel Spiders" don't have venom and they don't attack large animals. They eat other arthropods, reptiles, small birds, and rodents. The worst one would do to a human is give a painful nip and spook them as it chases their shadow to stay cool.

They do make an awful chattering noise with their mandibles, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 00:14:51 2016 No.15399244 I just stomped around 7 of those mothers flat around the house. You best believe that lubricant will not be involved.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 07:14:37 2016 No.15400236 File: 337 KB, 600x848, --kurodani-yamame-and-saigyouji-yuyuko-touhou-drawn-by-fun-bo--872cd64494ecfe96cd094327d7e26192.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do NOT bug 'Mame!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 07:29:16 2016 No.15400270 File: 168 KB, 550x550, 1316587080988.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15399021 >As it chases their shadow to stay cool Aw man, that completely changes a scary idea in the cutest possible way.

Anonymous Wed Jun 15 07:55:13 2016 No.15400326
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>>15400270
Camel spiders are just misunderstood, honestly. They're kinda cute as long as you're alright with their size, which admittedly does make them look rather intimidating at first.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 09:07:21 2016 No.15405058 >>15349514 Sauce on this one?

Anonymous Thu Jun 16 15:19:56 2016 No.15406238

>>15397917
>All they really do is put on some webs on a place that you'll rarely, if ever, see
If by that you mean "lay those goddamn bridge threads all over the place fucking hell I got another one in my face" and then they build on the ones I don't stumble into.
Fucking bridge threads.

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Anonymous Thu Jun 16 15:49:58 2016 No.15406374
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>Her power makes everyone she meets hate her. However, she herself wouldn't inflict disease on someone without reason. She's a bright, fun-loving youkai if you get to know her, so she's popular among the youkai that live underground.

Why haven't you gone down to the Underworld to befriend Yamame yet, /jp/?

Anonymous Thu Jun 16 16:18:46 2016 No.15406479
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>>15406374
Due to the Outsider Act recently passed by President Yukari, illegal aliens are not to be given any protection or shelter by the government.
I'd love to meet her, though. But even then it probably wouldn't hurt to keep an NBC suit around, in case of work accidents and whatnot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 16:41:46 2016 No.15406576 File: 785 KB, 1133x1150, 55952087_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15406479 Just come down here. She's not gonna bite!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 18:28:12 2016 No.15407074 File: 91 KB, 600x600, 13490550.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15406576 She'd probably be more afraid of me than I am of her to be honest. Or more creeped out, I should say.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 19:00:12 2016 No.15407208 File: 205 KB, 900x900, 46517516_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15406576 Well, if you insist! I should give her a gift, though. What kind of gift would she like?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 19:24:16 2016 No.15407291 >>15407208 A nuptial gift, of course.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 19:27:51 2016 No.15407305 File: 312 KB, 549x800, 52404800_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15407074 Why would Yamame be scared of a shitty human? >>15407208 Your life perhaps?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 23:53:42 2016 No.15408470 >>15407305 Spend a weekend at Knob Creek, and you'll have your answer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 23:56:14 2016 No.15408478 >>15407305 I have a dick and no face. She'd be right to fear me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 17:05:52 2016 No.15411989 >>15407305 Every anime girl knows that faceless men with dicks are they're natural predator, no matter how powerful or scary she is in canon

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 17:16:53 2016 No.15412049 File: 44 KB, 579x579, --kurodani-yamame-touhou-drawn-by-midori-niku--f52b44bcf8b521382e284b4f8b7e6732.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why are Yamame threads so much better than Sekibanki threads? They're about equally unknown.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 17:24:05 2016 No.15412088 >>15412049 Because Sekibanki threads always get derailed by a faggot asking for fanmade shitty stories

Anonymous Fri Jun 17 17:45:26 2016 No.15412217
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>>15412088
He got one now. Hopefully that means we can have normal Sekibanki threads again.

But this is a Yamame thread, which brings me to the question: spider legs or no spider legs?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 17:47:27 2016 No.15412234 >>15412217 Both

Anonymous Fri Jun 17 17:57:25 2016 No.15412280
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>>15412234
Retractable spider legs then? Shapeshifting? Explain yourself, man.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 17:57:58 2016 No.15412283 File: 3.58 MB, 2200x2400, 49291728_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What sort of lewd things would you do using her spider web?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 18:00:52 2016 No.15412293 File: 96 KB, 436x640, --kurodani-yamame-touhou-drawn-by-u1--4911762b302ca3a69494db5c6d709162.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15412283 What sort of NON-lewd things would you do?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 18:07:07 2016 No.15412314 File: 313 KB, 768x1024, 37909138_big_p3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15412293 I can only think of lewd things!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 19:16:26 2016 No.15412661 File: 1018 KB, 1280x1691, tumblr_mso4aoF6hr1spu5l2o1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15412293 I want to have a nice philosophical discussion with Yamame!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 19:19:14 2016 No.15412673 >>15412661 I don't know what's more fucked up in this picture: her arms, the size of her head or this face

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 19:23:55 2016 No.15412702 >>15412283 She has pretty nice nails there. I wish more touhous and girls in general were drawn like that.

Anonymous Fri Jun 17 19:28:30 2016 No.15412721
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>>15412673
It's the latter here. It fucks up the picture pretty badly. Look on the bright side, though: Take it as another lesson of how not to draw stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 00:21:52 2016 No.15426962 >>15412293 Take her to a fancy restaurant and give everyone Dysentery.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 00:26:52 2016 No.15426980 >>15412661 Suffers from Truncated Skull Syndrome.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 22 02:06:04 2016 No.15436609 >>15344421 As long as it's Yamame

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 22 05:21:30 2016 No.15437093 File: 261 KB, 521x1504, downloaddfca8698__2fstorage_2femulated_2f0_2fDownload_2fballs_03.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hang in there, Yamame!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 22 15:02:08 2016 No.15438428 File: 114 KB, 1440x900, __kurodani_yamame_touhou_drawn_by_kapiten70__e75b88636c830cca4891d59bda9a41b6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What a cute spider!

Anonymous Thu Jun 23 04:19:01 2016 No.15440911
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I let two different creepy scary spiders that surprised me in my bathroom live these past two days. One was even just a couple of inches from my face when I saw it. I feel like I deserve something, Yamame!

Anonymous Thu Jun 23 04:30:54 2016 No.15440925
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Since a Sekistory has now been written, perhaps someone should write a Spiderstory?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 23 04:38:07 2016 No.15440938 >>15440925 This meme was never funny and you're a horrible person for trying to force it. At the very least go with the other Touhou character the guy promised to make a story about before he went full furry.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 23 04:50:26 2016 No.15440963 File: 267 KB, 600x825, 1462077512880.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Parsee have 0 threads!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 23 04:56:15 2016 No.15440974 >>15440938 Who would that be?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 23 05:58:45 2016 No.15441084 File: 608 KB, 850x900, --kurodani-yamame-touhou-drawn-by-gengoroumaru-ambidextrous--25b4d8eac71334dbec7dc5952ca35e5a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15440911 I bet they just wanted a kiss!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 06:08:18 2016 No.15449050 >>15412217 eight legs, seven vagánias.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 06:16:54 2016 No.15449068 File: 505 KB, 740x1036, __kurodani_yamame_touhou_drawn_by_morino_hon__3a5e317452f6a3786fffb4bd58f8df9e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15449050 ...!!!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 06:44:24 2016 No.15449110 Oh shit, I've just realized that I had a dream today that had Yamame in it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 09:53:20 2016 No.15449428 Sure why not?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 10:52:08 2016 No.15453831 I'm scared of spiders ;-;

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 11:41:26 2016 No.15453981 >>15453831 pussy

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 11:42:58 2016 No.15453988 >>15453981 No, spiders, not pussy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 11:44:28 2016 No.15453992 >>15453988 ur a pussy

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 12:32:01 2016 No.15454173 >>15453992 You wanna lick on me then?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 12:47:58 2016 No.15454216 >>15454173 Nah dude, I'm not gay to lick some pussies

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 13:07:24 2016 No.15454288 >>15454216 You seem the type.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 22:26:48 2016 No.15456691 A woodlouse spider died next to my bed. Out of respect for the spider, and because I hate roly polies, I have not moved its corpse from the spot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 29 07:15:20 2016 No.15466096 File: 267 KB, 500x800, 1454740203458.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] bemp

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 30 20:33:52 2016 No.15473070 File: 541 KB, 705x1000, 77b17b6e2e32cfa72639476cd3d578cb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] cumspider spins semen

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 1 00:17:21 2016 No.15473884 File: 141 KB, 800x800, 1388008525649.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] spidery spider

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 1 03:47:40 2016 No.15474534 File: 453 KB, 882x1168, 000697df1f82af2d591e32139ab6ccb8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15473884 !

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 1 06:33:11 2016 No.15474834 File: 132 KB, 571x800, 01cabd63224f28d505128240d9e6df4b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] As long as she wears that cute bra the whole time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 1 06:59:00 2016 No.15474902 File: 353 KB, 750x909, 41203796.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I like sweater spiders.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 1 11:07:17 2016 No.15475422 File: 643 KB, 1000x1302, __kurodani_yamame_touhou_drawn_by_nokishita_kumoemon__9f7b2bf00235725c087de60ec4b4dd24.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15474902 Turtlenecks are cool.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 1 11:46:47 2016 No.15475527 >>15474534 Woah...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 1 12:59:21 2016 No.15475749 File: 473 KB, 1080x1600, __kurodani_yamame_touhou_drawn_by_y_washi__c7188dfc6dee5e6a71486e0c32e95e53.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15475527

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 3 04:09:05 2016 No.15483350 File: 876 KB, 700x989, --kurodani-yamame-touhou-drawn-by-fun-bo--ca1d3999321ca63ec37c30f6c6c8cb80.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm gonna marry the spider and nobody can stop me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 3 04:42:01 2016 No.15483423 File: 816 KB, 1500x2099, 1436142663915.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] As an Aussie, yes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 3 04:52:42 2016 No.15483448 File: 22 KB, 240x320, ayatear.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15475749 Please stop that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 3 05:08:54 2016 No.15483474 File: 765 KB, 900x1440, 43545624_big_p3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Spreading diseases with Yamame!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 3 05:31:06 2016 No.15483532 >>15483448 But I'm into bondage....

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 3 08:30:25 2016 No.15483980 File: 1.00 MB, 1217x900, --kurodani-yamame-and-kurodani-yamame-touhou-drawn-by-mazeran--3b596a4508a7d9d3bdd98d6f52ed063a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15483448 Is something wrong, anon?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 3 13:57:59 2016 No.15484949 File: 314 KB, 706x971, _page_0009.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15483532 >>15483980 I like bondage too, but people that get tied up by Yamame usually end up dying horribly or going crazy. Neither is good!

Anonymous Sun Jul 3 19:27:12 2016 No.15485942
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>>15484949
>people that get tied up by Yamame usually end up dying horribly or going crazy. Neither is good!
Speak for yourself dudester!
Slowly and methodically getting devoured by Yamame!

Anonymous Sun Jul 3 20:02:04 2016 No.15486082
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>>15485942
Well if you're okay your insides getting liquefied, then that's fine, but these birds here definitely aren't. So it's bad.
Don't eat birds, Yamame. Or at least not bird people.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 3 20:03:55 2016 No.15486089 File: 20 KB, 232x254, 1424735613920.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw crippling arachnophobia but attracted to Yamame Those gosh darn monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 3 22:23:55 2016 No.15486518 File: 939 KB, 2409x3436, 50331128_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15486089 I think I'm slowly getting over mine thanks to Yamame! Though I don't think the trauma from having a spider in my face will ever completely disappear.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 4 01:20:55 2016 No.15487223 What kind of spider is Yamame?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 4 02:12:49 2016 No.15487385 File: 1.80 MB, 3259x2340, Kuniyoshi_Utagawa,_Minamoto_Yorimitsu_also_known_as_Raiko.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15487223 An earth spider!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 4 08:31:54 2016 No.15488293 File: 614 KB, 1000x1000, Argiope_amoena(Female).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15487223 You could hazard guess her species, but I'm pretty willing to bet that the pattern on her clothes comes from pic related.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 4 08:41:56 2016 No.15488310 >>15488293 OK, no blood test necessary.

Anonymous Mon Jul 4 08:55:44 2016 No.15488354
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>>15488310
Even back in her days, she still was the cutest spider. She's the cutest spider ever!
It should be noted though, that generally speaking, the argiope genus' venom isn't that big of a deal for humans. But that doesn't mean you should bully this spider! Because spiders are cute!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 4 22:10:06 2016 No.15491422 A spider in my house managed to catch a firefly. It is still blinking while being wrapped.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 4 22:28:29 2016 No.15491463 File: 327 KB, 500x700, 46fc64d4e1f7892fa9f0381780cab71c.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15491422

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 09:50:44 2016 No.15493842 File: 617 KB, 1280x1297, __kurodani_yamame_kurodani_yamame_and_wriggle_nightbug_touhou_drawn_by_sunder__db985b3f7cf4d022364e19be831e51c8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15491422 Wriggle's up to no good again, sheesh!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 6 19:25:26 2016 No.15500380 Which hole do you go for first? http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=31143274

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 6 19:48:41 2016 No.15500453 >>15500380 The one that makes babies

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 08:05:00 2016 No.15502713 File: 136 KB, 1000x1400, __kurodani_yamame_and_kurodani_yamame_touhou_drawn_by_karamoneeze__4e1a6da556916da1f127e7f6e4699ff0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15500380 Who says I can't go for both?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 16:49:22 2016 No.15508685 >>15500380 Her mouth, with mine

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 8 22:17:53 2016 No.15509905 >>15500380 I hope God gives you cancer of the cock.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:02:43 2016 No.15520400 File: 775 KB, 750x934, bd8d6c5230f3817b4424a0b41b568a6d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15500380 The upper one so we can be face to face for our lovemaking!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 03:36:15 2016 No.15521419 >>15344482 Contact dermatitis

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