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It's almost summertime and you're planning a roadtrip.

Which touhou would be your ideal travel buddy?

>> No.15319165

>>15319113
Not you, that's for sure.

>> No.15319200
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>>15319113
Why only one?

>> No.15319213
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I don't particularly want to take Cirno but I need someone to keep me cool

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>>15319113
WHEN YOURE DRIVING IN THE CHEVY AND YOU FEEL SOMETHING HEAVY

DIARRHEA
DIARRHEA

>> No.15319268
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>>15319113
Kana A to save costs and to keep myself company on the long hauls between towns.

>> No.15319358
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Clownpiece for roadjobs!

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>>15319113
You come into /jp/ and you start your thread with a sample image. What did I do to deserve this disrespect?

>> No.15319419
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Sumirenko so i can enter gensokyo

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>>15319417
Be my friend, /jp/.

>> No.15319668

>>15319113
I like this drawing. Everything is bright and happy, even the van.

>> No.15319669

>>15319113
Thinking about it seriously seems every 2hu would be a pain in the ass. Maybe Sanae being the most relatable would bring less awkardness.

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>>15319113
She knows all the best travel spots in Gensokyo, and would be the most fun to hang out with.

>> No.15319855

>>15319358
roadhead! roadhead! toga! roadhead!

>> No.15319863

I would pick Alice, but only if Shinki and Yumeko can come too!

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I drive

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Patchouli, because we wouldn't go. I get motion sickness in a hot car.

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>>15319214
WHEN YOU'RE RIDIN' IN THE BUSH AND YOU FEEL SOMTHIN' SMOOSH.

DIARRHEA
DIARRHEA

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>>15319113
I want to hear her stories of how she spooked people.

>> No.15326748 [DELETED] 

Aya, Suwako, and Cirno,
Aya cause I like her
Suwako 'cause she can charm 'em
Cirno for handicapped parking.

>> No.15326760

>>15319113
Aya, Suwako, Sanae, or Cirno,
Aya cause I like her
Suwako 'cause she can charm 'em.
Sanae for sluts and giggles.
Cirno for handicapped parking.

>> No.15326820

>>15326760
Reimu as well to help replace or to help Sanae.

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Shinmyoumaru
-Hides in pocket because fuck paying for two tickets for anything
-Cheap to feed, just has a bit of your food
-Mallet could make things more interesting.

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Road trip with the fairies!

>> No.15327623

>>15319113
It took me a while, but I finally figured out why this picture seemed nostalgic to me.
Was this a reference to the Muppets movie? The faces are very muppet-like and this wouldn't be the first Muppet-hou image I had seen.

>> No.15327847

>>15327539
yeah strap Cirno to the hood to prevent overheating on the long haul.

chuck Star, Luna and Sunny in the back with a couple of kegs

have Dai and Sunflower alongside me for 'THAT RIDE"

>> No.15327899
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Adventuring with Tenko is one of my unrealisable dreams.

Road-trippin' with my celestial maiden.

>> No.15327929

>>15326955
Don't forget that she can give you blowjobs while you drive without anyone getting suspicious.

>> No.15327988
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>>15327929
I'd rather receive a loud, sloppy and painfully obvious blowjob from Yuyuko-sama leaning over from the passenger's seat.

>> No.15327994

>>15327988
Would it be a cold blowjob since she's a ghost?

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>>15327994
She'd get warmed up from the sun. Or she could drink some hot tea beforehand. On the other hand, a cool blowjob may be refreshing.

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>>15327929
>>15327988
But I love getting my dick hole licked by a leprechaun.

>> No.15332091

>>15319113
With or without Lewds? This question is important.

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>>15319113
Road trippin' with my two favorite allies
Fully loaded we got snacks and supplies
It's time to leave this town
It's time to steal away
Let's go get lost
Anywhere in the U.S.A.

>> No.15333515

>>15319113
Cirno for cooling and shes stupid so thats a plus

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>>15319846
DDBY has made me associate driving with Marisa.

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>>15319113
Yuuka because then I wouldn't have to go anywhere. We could just... NEET it up all day in our hanmaku. Feels good, is good. We vacay all the time so it's fine.

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The only thing that really worried me was the dream medicine.

There is nothing more helpless and irresponsible and depraved, than a magician in the depths of a sleeping medicine binge, and I knew Alice would get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

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>>15326955
Shrinks you with the mallet, you both sneak in for free.

>> No.15344695

>>15327994
WOO WOO

>> No.15344788
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Luize, no question.

>> No.15344812

Marisa is one of my favorites but aside from that I think she would probably be one of the most fun to go exploring with

Other characters like Suika would probably more fun to party with but that'd just be staying at home and doing shit

>> No.15345268

Flandre

I feel like that would be most like an 80's buddy movie. She'd mention never being outside, I'd look at the camera and say, "Road trip", smash cut to the front door of the SDM with my car suddenly smashing through the wall and we're off. Insert montage of seeing stuff both stupid and beautiful and Flandre killing significantly less people at each stop until it becomes mostly accidents. Next have us driving to the Great America Mall before getting bumped from behind, we both look back and see Koakuma ramming us with a squad of fairies driving behind her. Queue in Blues Brothers mall car chase scene. Afterwards we find out that Remilia is none to happy about the trip and sent out the whole SDM crew after us. After evading Remilia for thousands of miles to still enjoy sightseeing, we finally get cornered at our final destination, the Grand Canyon. Flandre and I decide to ride off into the sunset, hand in hand, and drive into the caynon. We fall for a few seconds then remember that Flandre can fly and she flies us to safety. We land on the other side, smile at each other and drive back to the SDM, stop by a Denny's, and we both get food poisoning. While trading off the bathroom, Remilia kicks down the hall door, stomps over to you and Flandre furiously, walks past you both, and slams the bathroom door shut. Movie ends with everyone in line for the bathrooms because everyone went to the Denny's and got food poisoning.

>> No.15347496

>>15345268
You should have known better than to order the grand slamwich.

>> No.15348053
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvUQcnfwUUM

In the summertime when the weather is hot,
you can stretch right up and touch the sky
When the weather's fine
You got /jp/, you got /jp/ on your mind
Have a drink, have a nap
Stay here and see what you can find.

>> No.15348119

>>15323347
WHEN YOU'RE CLIMBING UP A LADDER
AND YOU HEAR A BIG KASPLATTER

DIARRHEA
DIARRHEA

WHEN YOU'RE FARTING ON A SEAT
AND YOU FEEL THE SPREADING HEAT

DIARRHEA
DIARRHEA

WHEN YOU'RE STANDING AT THE URINAL
AND YOU FREE THE BROWN INFERNAL

DIARRHEA
DIARRHEA

sorry what was this thead about?

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