Monster Girl Thread

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Snekbun

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If an Ittan-Momen is literally just a magic sheet, can it speak?

If not how would she communicate?
Is her face visible or is it like Living Armor where only her husband can see it?
Do Ittan-momen have hands to write with?
Do they spell out letters with their body?
Could they even spell out letters?

The more I think about them, the more confusing they are.

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Six threads OP, six threads before the old one died. Get your shit together.

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>>15290332
I could say the same about the dozens of touhou threads in this board. Some of them should be in /c/ or /e/.

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>>15290332
Well, that didnt' last long...

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Well, we're here now

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Kikis are olev

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>Thread OP bumps every other thread below him and makes a new thread just to force archive

How can you be this thick?

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>>15290372
>Catalog
>Sort by last reply
>Nothing's changed
No, that isn't what happened at all.

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All that's left is the owl.

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>>15290372
Being right is more important than acting like a smart, non-retarded individual?

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So is there actually a way Janitor/Mods can force a thread to archive?
>>15290372
I didnt see the threads before the last one get bumped to push it off

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>>15290379
>He actually did Popplio
You absolute madman

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>>15290378
Then it has to be a moderation action, which just proves they're messing about with shit where they shouldn't be.

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>>15290389
Shame the MGE selkie is just a human in a suit.

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>>15290390
Maybe its a hint that its okay to make a new fucking thread instead of sitting in the corner with literally nothing.

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>>15290351
>No images, page 10, there is absolutely nothing wrong with making a new thread.

Yes there is, you dense man. Have you not actually been here when other users in this board started shitposting the thread because we had multiples up?
There's a reason we don't do it, there's a reason you get backlash when you do.

And besides all that, discussion does still happen when we're past the image limit. Fun, interesting discussion, even.
If people fucked about with archiving or deleting the thread early a while ago, we'd never have got that one piece of great lich discussion, for example.

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>>15290382
As a side note, thanks for archiving it instead of deleting it
>>15290390
At least it was archived.

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>>15290405
That's how Selkies were in their own mythology.

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>>15290406
We weren't doing nothing, people were still talking. Need pretty pictures to have a discussion or something?

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>>15290413
oh, it is?

I suppose I should redesign some more and make Popplio less like a mermaid.

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>>15290407
>Discussion can only be contained to one thread ever.
Funny guy.
I know you don't ever leave your hidey hole here, but the rest of the board is different than it was when we first got here.

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>>15290406
Oh, shut up. Just because you might not be contributing, doesn't mean other people aren't talking.

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So, when is it okay to make a new thread?

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>>15290422
When the old one is last in line or gone.

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>>15290422
Cereal rules, man.

No opening a new thread until the old one is in the trash

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>>15290379
Nice

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>>15290405
True to the original. Plus it gives a reason to imagine her being worried that other monster girls don't see her as one of them or maybe that they're all secretly into cosplay.

Selkies would probably work part time in maid cafes.

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>>15290300

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>>15290422
When it's dead

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>>15290422
The question is, do we need it at this point?

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>>15290422
After we archive or get deleted. Preferably without the goddamn mods or janitor forcing it where they shouldn't.

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>>15290422
Not listening to the ironclad autists and making one when theres no more images is fine. This is an imageboard after all.

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>>15290439
You know what? I'm going to indulge you and take the bait
So, if someone was to fucking spam pictures right fucking now and hit image limit, BY YOUR LOGIC, it is appropriate to make a new thread?

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>>15290430
Got it now, I thought selkies are just seal versions of mermaids. I'm wrong.

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>>15290439
>They disagree with me
>Hurr they must all be autists

Stop trying to cause more shit.

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>>15290422
When it's dead, everyone but the overly defensive guy and the janitor thinks that.

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>>15290405
>>15290413
>"Selkies are said to live as seals in the sea but shed their skin to become human on land."
confirmed cute human girls in disguise.

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>>15290458
>You thought that I was a cute monstergirl
>BUT IT WAS ME, HUMAN GIRL!

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>>15290454
Speaking of which, time to change the subject.

Would you give a banana to a yeti?

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>>15290422
Personally speaking, maybe when we are are at page 10 with no images? and Only when the previous 2 conditons are met. and maybe link to the last thread?
Thats at least what i think.

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>>15290461
DIIIIAAAAAA

>>15290463
I don't know, do Yetis like bananas?

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>Every reply except for >>15290439 deleted
>The original question not being deleted, so it's not a case of moderation cleanly deleting an off-topic chain
>Just deleting replies they don't personally like

What a fucking disaster.

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Apop is ______

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>>15290458
They're more like Elves but not Elves.

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>>15290487
Crazy seductive

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>>15290487
For playing Jet Set Radio with and then spray-painting the local Pharaoh's estate

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>>15290490
>They're more like elves
How? There's nothing elven about them.

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>>15290487
The bustiest snek.

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You got lucky mushroom guy, a bunch of clients just stormed in and I had to make some sales.

Anyway, mushrooms are moldy and nasty, they also infect others with those nasty diseases.
And dragons scales are meant to protect you!

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>>15290500
Not that I mind the idea, but how would a lamia skate?

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>>15290487
Best snek

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Kejourou are olev

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>>15290502
I believe they have pointy Elven ears.

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>>15290509
Life
Uh
Finds a way

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Anyway, Since its been a while since I last asked this. I'll ask again, as I am still curious of what ya'll would do.

>Monster Girls Become real, and you get your waifu

>But your Family members die(including extended family members)

As amendments to the original choice:
How they die is up to you, It can be an extremely painful death or a peaceful one

Yes I would take the the waifu. and letting my family members die.

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>>15290316
-Imagine a voice trailing on the wind.

The best I could give to the rest would be...imagine those parts pressing through a thin veil. I imagine the parts are indeed there, but are very transparent. Almost as if their parts look like they're coming though the cloth instead of actually being part of the cloth.

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>>15290316
They're definitely sentient.

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>>15290487
Refreshing.

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>>15290521
Nah. I like my family. Couldn't live with that on my conscience.

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>>15290521
Two to go...

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>>15290521

same as

>>15290535

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If I have the time I should also do a concept art of Popplio, one with human legs and one in seal flippers.

But for now, an owl harpy that can turn her head 180 degrees. Sounds like kinky sex material.

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>>15290521
The same as
>>15290535

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>>15290543
>owl harpy
Howlett-chan sounds cute already.

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>>15290506
Dragon scales will pinch your ballsack and make you scream with dick-receding pain. Mushroom boobs will cushion you while her roots wrap you up nice and snug, more comfortably than scaly, leathery dragon wings will ever be able to manage.

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>>15290379
>Saving the best for last
I have big hopes

>>15290527
Now that's a sheet of coton I'd bang, those thighs are extra plump and juicy

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>>15290521
Define extended family. Because depending on where you draw the line, that can be an awful lot of people. I mean just think about how deep and wide-reaching bloodlines and family trees can be.

Janitor actually put out a ban request because I called out his bad practice with deleting posts, citing it as "off topic" despite it having everything to do with this thread.
You can't just delete everything which goes against your personal opinion, man.

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>>15290535
>>15290541
>>15290551


To clarify, you have in actuality no control over there death. the addition was mainly for things like this

>Real family are pricks who treat my tendencies like I'm a literal retard. Can't laugh, have fun at home, or be around them without them getting pissed. They watch Adam Sandler films and tolerate commercials when there's clearly superior ad free tv while also acting bipolar on whether they want me around or not.


Note I never said anything about them becoming Undead

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>>15290543
>180 degree blowjob with her tits in the air and her head facing you
Spooky shit.

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>>15290521
W-What is that [Yes] for?

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>>15290523
>>15290527
Could you wear them like clothing?

Or use them as a blanket?
Or even a towel?
A table cloth?
A noose?

The possibilities are endless!

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>>15290588
>Family becoming sex-crazed undead, nothing like what they were before they died

Hahahaha, fuck no. That concept is disgusting to even think about.

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>>15290588
>them becoming Undead
Nigger what the fuck

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>>15290588
>Family becoming Undead
The answer is still no
You're not good at this

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>>15290596
If you wear one as a blanket, you're technically having sex with her.

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>>15290596
>>15290626

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>>15290587
By extended I mean all the way back to your grandparents and their brothers/sisters, so in effect your cousins as well

>>15290603
>>15290610

Hey man, If thats your headcannon then its your own fault

>>15290611
I know im not that good at this. But at least Im trying to get better

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>>15290596
You could wear one as a cape. She could have her arms draped around your neck, breasts pressing against your shoulderblades, literally always watching over your back.
Combine that with a living armour, and you become the most badass knight around.

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>>15290521
I have some extended family I only meet once in my life and will probably never meat again.
So I’d go with waifu and they can die a peaceful death in their sleep.

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>>15290635
Nice head cannon, faggot!

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>>15290635
It's literally KC's own canon, though. Think the idea of fucking your mother is disgusting? Too bad, she came back as a ghost or a wight and because of KC's hack writing, she can now only crave "the solid warmth of a dick" or however he phrases it.

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>>15290588
Still a no. I get annoyed at my family plenty, but I still don't want to incite their deaths, peaceful or not. Now you can fuck right off, Femto.

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>>15290650
>It's literally KC's own canon

Ok, here is the issue with your comment here.

I never fucking stated in anyway whatsoever that there is any relation to KC canon, so its your own bloody fault that your using his canon

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I'd like to add onto >>15290521

Let's say you find your perfect monster girl waifu and she is overly possessive to the point where she wants no other person anywhere near you

By marrying her you swear to move to some remote place where you'd be both alone and to never communicate to anyone else for the rest of your life. Except of course your children.

Do you marry her or do you stay with your family/friends/etc... ?

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I was looking at the Pixiv page for that futon girl, and it turns out another artist made some derivative art of her. Which is nice.
Would be even nicer if some saintly anon could translate the words for us.

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>>15290650
>It's literally KC's own canon
Come on retard.

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>>15290662
Well, you got me there. Considering how MGE obsessed the thread is though, you can't blame me for thinking that. So calm down, man.

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>>15290667
>Another artist
That's the same artist

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>>15290643
Well at least you got to meat them. Was it fun?

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>>15290663
I think I still would. But only barely.

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>>15290588
That greentext describes my family well, only replace Adam Sandler with The Big Bang theory.
They're stupid fucks at times, but they're still my family and I would never choose to do something that would harm them.

So basically: fuck you. I'm also proud that most of the thread is calling you out as a faggot on this one, it looks like we aren't made up of terrible people after all.

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>>15290681
Oh yeah. I should pay more attention and look at the page, rather than just use image scrubbing tools.

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>>15290693
Eh, it's an honest mistake

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>>15290667
Oh shit futon girl 2: the revenge! Longest hiatus ever.

I can't believe I didn't thought of her when the ittan girl came out.

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>>15290699
I've actually put her in the same folder as all my Ittan pictures. I think I'll just call the folder "fabric girls" or something like that.

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So I just finished volume 2 of anonymoose saga and I have to ask, does this get any better? Because a part of me feels like the quality dropped after volume 1

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Well, this thread is off to a great start.

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>>15290677
Fair enough.

Take this Image as a parting gift

Well this was Enlightening, Last time I asked this there was only a few people who did not take go with the family dying.

Thank you all for your opinions

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>>15290707
Right off a fucking cliff.

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What would a Slimes favorite juice box be?

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>>15290707
Eh, I mean
it's pretty warm. Though, it does smell like smoke

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>>15290707
Comparing this thread to the Warosu archive is hilarious. You should take a look and see.

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>>15290690
>it looks like we aren't made up of terrible people after all.
We're just... special.

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>>15290707
And it's only going down hill from here.

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>>15290721
I think it'd depend on the slimegirl's colour.

Or maybe it'd be the other way round. Maybe you'd be able to tell a slimegirl's favourite flavour by her colour, for obvious reasons.

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>>15290705
Actually it only gets worse. I got up to volume five before finally accepting that it will never be as good as the first 30 or so chapters. The girls are okay but steal time from Rose who is clearly the main wife to begin with and the characters keep breaking character to do something bizarrely weird/cruel compared to their usual behavior.

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>>15290732
I like to imagine that slime girls can change their color and the way their bodies taste by consuming large quantities of a particular fruit or something.

Of course they'd have their own default color that they originally had.

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>>15290755
>slime girls can change their color and the way their bodies taste by consuming large quantities of a particular fruit or something
Heh

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>>15290588
Good dubs wasted on bad blogposting.

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>>15290755
Yeah, I think I mentioned that exact thing in one of my slimegirl stories. Never actually implemented it so you could see it happening, but I really do like the idea.

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>>15290663
So I move back to the family farm? That's no big loss.

I'd never give up my family though. I may not talk to them all a lot except my parents but they're pretty cool for the most part.

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>>15290705
I think the main issue is the story feels like it's setting up for an interesting plot-driven adventure involving a lost guy and his superpowered battle waifu.
But then around chapter 2 the story reveals itself as a battle harem story that routinely forgets the main plot and just focuses on large episodes where they fight someone who has nothing to do with their actual goal. It actually feels like filler most of the time.
Minte's introduction and the battle on the train was amazing though. Volume 4 was so much better than volume 3.

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>>15290755
I had this exact same idea last week. There was a guy in the story I was working on who would go down to the sewers and feed the slimes when he was feeling down. One of them got so attached to him she would only wait for him and not eat anything else. She'd slowly turned red and clean from eating the dried cherries he would bring, and would gain or lose weight depending on how often he visited. Her strange behavior makes him start to question if they really are just mindless animals.

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>>15290702
>fabric girls
Kek we're going places, I'll take that as a signal to start organizing my own folder.

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>>15290722
Sorry I'll stop but you'd better have brought the beer I need at least one of my two things.

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>>15290755
Blue Raspberry Slime a best. Other Slimes need not apply.

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>>15290817
What?

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>>15290751
So how bad do the out of character moments get?

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>>15290804
I mean in around volume 2. it turns battle harem.
Volume 1 was just fantastic.

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>>15290826
The one that sticks out the most and is mentioned a few times around here is Laven almost hanging an old woman at the end of volume 5. I have no idea what moose was thinking with that one.

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>>15290300
What Monstergirl would you most not want?

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Insect MGs are spoopy

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>>15290821
I dunno man, I like strawberry slimes

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>>15290855
Flat ones

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>>15290855
Memecat and the siths.

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>>15290842
So what was the context behind him doing that?

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>>15290855
ur waifu

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>>15290865
>Not wanting Memecat
But how can the universe function without the memes?

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>>15290855
Cu and cat sith.
I'm mostly ok with anything else.

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>>15290866
Old woman wants to capture a Baphomet who has been doing messed up stuff, Baphomet tricks her way into the group instead, Old woman is a big shot in the Order and demands the Baph, Laven instead kidnaps the old woman and ties a noose around her neck on a broken chair that might fall over any minute.

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>>15290855
Beelzebubs and other insects.

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>>15290875
Because she's shit.

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>>15290855
Tomasu yeti

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>>15290855
Just to clarify you mean simply do not want or maybe which new girl would be a terrible idea to add?

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>>15290884
I remember that bit too. The saga makes me wonder if moose has issues with organized religion, because in his story the church is pretty much run by psychopaths.

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White stockings

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>>15290903
probably the former

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>>15290906
[insert fedora joke here]

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>>15290908
Guess the question mark pic derailed my thoughts.

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>>15290907
Are inferior to black stockings

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>>15290907
I'm not into feet, but I can admire that puffy pussy.

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>>15290705
Pretty sure you asked this already, the answers won't be different, as showed.

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This fucking fox hnnngh.

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>>15290855
Ropers and mantangos, everything else can rape me behind a denny's at 2AM and i wouldn't mind

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I don't care what any of you says, less is still my favorite drawfag.

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>>15290950
Go to bed, .Less

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>>15290950
As long as he keeps drawing his cute Alp he's cool.

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>>15290962
He draws a birb now.

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So was the old lady shown as a typical Order psychopath? Or did she actually have good reasons to go after the baphomet

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>>15290884
>>15290967
Meant to respond to you

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>>15290889
You're shit

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>>15290433
I want to marry a bishop

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>>15290433
I wanna molest a big-tittied Bishop.

I want a Sea Bishop to beat my bishop with her massive mermaid udders.

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>>15290972
She was trying to get rid of the monster abducting children in that region, and maybe get a promotion doing it.
Not exactly pure intentions, but certainly nothing that deserved being murdered for. Laven does some shitty stuff here and there, but it's normally for his own desperate survival.

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Humans boys are such god damn sluts. How do we teach them a lesson?

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>>15290919
You should marry her.

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>>15290989
Seriously how much has he written? I can't remember what chapter or even volume number I left off on but I'm pretty sure I remember they were on a train that crashed and he was in a Mantis' mind doing something and that's the last I think I've read. How much more is there?

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>>15291009

By not existing

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>>15291012
I wish.

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>>15291009
How about you cut that shit out.

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>>15291025
But they are.

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>>15291028
I'm referring to the roleplay aspect of your post but okay.

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>>15290989
Did you mean to type "monsters abducting children"? And also what was the baphomet doing to have the Order lady after her in the first place

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Massive Mantis Mammaries!
They bounce when she jumps, jiggle when she jumps, and are softer than pillows!

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>>15290316
>If an Ittan-Momen is literally just a magic sheet, can it speak?
It's a magic sheet that can mimic everything about a woman's body.
>If not how would she communicate?
Like a voice in the wind.
>Is her face visible or is it like Living Armor where only her husband can see it?
Visible if it interacts with or is part of the sheet.
>Do Ittan-momen have hands to write with?
They can make any body part they desire, provided there's cloth left for it. One could also settle for the impression of hands emerging from the sheet.
>Do they spell out letters with their body?
If they wanted to.
>Could they even spell out letters?
They're not Devil Bugs.

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>>15290919
Are you the jabberwock guy?

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>>15291036
I want more big breasted creepy crawlies.

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>>15291034
I am a sluty human boy though

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>>15291044
He's not the only one who names his images like that, he inspired at least one or two others to adopt it.

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>>15291044
Nope, and I'm not a waifufag either.
Though I shamelessly admit that I stole my file naming scheme from him.

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>>15291048
Latenight draws such perverted Mantises.

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>>15291048
Lewd!
Although I'm hoping for a bigger mantis

[Anonymous No.]

Paladin-chan isn't that bad once you get to know her.

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>>15291048
Huh. I never noticed she was doing the handjob gesture. Now I see a whole new image.

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Wurm-chan eats LOTS of butts

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>>15291074
Yes she is.

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>>15291090
That was the context behind the image wasn't it? The class needed an ejaculation sample.

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>>15291074
I wanna befriend Paladin-chan and get to know her better.

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>>15291104

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>>15291109
The hell is that filename?

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>>15291109
That's an awfully specific description for a reaction image.

So which is it? Disgust? Confusion?

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>>15291109
That's the most confusing file name I've seen in a while, congratulations.

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>>15291114
>>15291115
>>15291120
Yeah, I just wanted to try it out for once. Should've renamed it before posting, but it'll be gone soon. No wasting images after all~!

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>>15291101
I thought she was lifting her finger implying that he was having a boner.

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>>15291125
>try it out for once
Is this your first time trying this stuff?

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Inverted nipples?

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>>15291144
Depends on the girl, not a huge fan of it but it can look decent on some.

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I want a Pharaoh to teach me the amazon position.

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>>15291144
>You will never accidentally slip your finger into the hyper-sensitive inverted nipples of an Unagi Joro
>She will never make you take responsibility

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>>15291144
Only when lactation is involved.

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>>15291158
Unagi Joro is the softest fish. Other aquatic monstergirls aren't even trying.

Except Scylla I guess.

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>>15291048
See, while it looks fun being in a school with monstergirls, I can imagine the novelty would wear off pretty fast.
These wouldn't just be the average monstergirl, these would be monstergirls who are just starting to get urges. Remember how horny you were back then? Try it times ten.
The classes would be full of endless sexual tension, with girls trying to fuck guys using no tact whatsoever. You'd probably end up seeing every single girl's tits by the end of the first month.
God help you if you're the only guy in the class, too.

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>>15291144
Best on girls who are easily flustered.
Perfect on a shortstack werewolf

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>>15291144
Eh, I prefer them to be big, perky and suckable.

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>>15291157
Too bawdy for her.

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>>15291169
>you will never be the teachers pet to a lonely CC monstergirl

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>>15291185
Cowgirl? Reverse cowgirl? I just like being a bottom. Too much of a sub for anything else.

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>>15291168
That's not Kraken
Or Mindflayer

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>>15291157
I want to teach the Pharaoh the mating press position after my Apophis wife bites her.

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>>15291169
>just starting to get urges
That's elementary school though.

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>>15291193
Krakens and Mindflayers are just flavored Scyllas

Scyllas = Eel Whore > the rest

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>>15291191
Cowgirl, Reverse cowgirl, Lotus, Facesitting. All good for her. But her just pushing some white fuckboi on his bck and bruising his hips? She has to have some class.

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>>15291168

>gentle and caring but still lewd

best combo

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>>15291206
Good point anon! I'll keep that in mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm a bad guy!
>I'm going to hug you even if you don't want it!
>I might even kiss you on the cheek!
>A book told me that boys like jerks!
>I hope I'm not being too much of a jerk...

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>>15291207
I'd love a few lewd, loving kunoichi

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291213
What is happening? It seems my heart has stopped

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291202
So what's the deal with eel whore? People don't seem to say that about jorogumo or kejourou

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291213
>kiss you on the cheek
You...You wouldn't dare. My heart is ill-prepared.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>15291195
>Anon adventures into the desert lands
>He survives many trials and finally enters the pyramid
>Everyone inside is too busy fucking to care about him
>He reaches the treasure room without a single issue
>Finds a naked grapesnake mumbling about how her queendom is better than the Pharaoh's
>Things happen and they get married
>With the help of her newfound husband, the Apophis manages to get to the Pharaoh and bite her, defeating her in the process
>Apophis finally achieved her life goal
>Anon wants to fuck the Pharaoh and vice-versa
>Apophis doesn't like the idea but is ok with it
>More things happen and Anon marries the venomed nymphomaniac Pharaoh
>Both his wives always compete with each other to have more sex
>The war never ends

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>>15291220
I don't know, I guess it just sounds good

It started when the guy who makes the early profile translations pointed out that her name literally means "Eel Whore" and it kinda stuck

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>>15291230
Is Shen Long alright?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291213
>A yeti eating candy cigarettes behind the gym because she thinks it makes her look badass
I can see it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291213
Yamero

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291241
I'm going to collect the dragon balls and make her my wife!

[Anonymous No.]

Alright you faggots, let's get serious.

Monstergirls become real, things happen, and they're successfully included in society.

You dream of meeting a specific monstergirl you have as a waifu, but you're stopped one day by a different one. One you don't want as your wife, who "claims" you as their husband without your consent before you had a chance to find your real waifu, and it doesn't look like she's giving up on the idea anytime soon.

What the fuck do you do?

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>>15291232
>Competitive blowjobs with them eagerly looking up and angry purple on brown double paizuri
My dick would explode, their constant bickering would be worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291260
With my luck, it'll be one of the Siths

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291260
Settle it in court.

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>>15291195
>Apophis and Pharaoh kingdoms finally make peace after the Pharaohs kingdom sends a virginal NEET to be a sacrificial lamb and become Apophis-chans husband
>Apophis sends the Pharaoh a statue depicting a giant hand flipping the bird, presumptuously modeled after Apophis-chans own hand
>The Pharaoh decides to suck up her pride again and display the statue in her very own plaza
>Meanwhile the Apophis is nuzzling her head on the NEETs chest after a night of intense potion enhanced lovemaking

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>>15291260
She how persistent she is and then when she gets red and angry that I'm avoiding her I propose

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291260
Quickly run into Pharaoh's temple, bow before her, and ask to be her protected servant. Then I begin moving on up until I'm her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291260
If she loves me so much why would I resist
It's not like every guy gets their ideal girl to live with
Unless it's a fuckign elf

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>>15291220

It's kind of funny now that you point it out. Kejourou translated becomes hairy prostitute and Jorogumo to whore spider/entangling bride. And of course both of them work as prostitutes in MGE.

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>>15291248
>goth cursed swords smoking behind the school scare her off because of her fake candy cigarettes
>yeti tries wearing a black leather jacket and black spats to look even "badder" the next day

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>>15291232
lovely

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>>15291260
Get away from her of course, it's not with my consent and she's breaking the law, doesn't matter what kind of monster girl you are you still have to respect others and follow the rules. Now if she had instead asked me out on a date and introduced herself, I'd at least go on one date with her to see if we hit it off well.

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>>15291260
Learn to love the girl who claimed me and also marry the waifu of my dreams

It's gonna be hard fitting 2 girls in my heart but I think it's possible

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291260
Like my uncle Theo says.
"There s always a reason to get stabby, you just haven't found yours yet"
I now have my reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>when they're not able to drink, they puff out their cheeks and display an expression of dissatisfaction, even if it's only slight.
Why isn't there art of this? its cute as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291293
Pouty kuuderes are cute.

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>>15291293
People talked about that a lot when she was first revealed so I'm surprised it hasn't happened yet, the entire thing screams latenight bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291312
Kuuderes in general are cute as fuck.

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>>15291260
I show her my penis, then I run away as she laughs. This is far too easy.

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>>15291260
It would strongly depend on the type of Monstergirl, theres only a few types i'd outright reject, i'd otherwise give her a chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291345
>Laughing
>Not calling it cute and wanting to suck on it

You don't understand how much monster girls love dicks

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291260
I'm not really picky. I'll take anyone who as long as they're loving and attractive (which is all mg's anyway, at least for me)

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291157
I want a Pharaoh in spats to sit on my face.

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>>15291260
She's clearly just a little desperate. She just has to realize there are guys out there who are going to love her more than me, and seek them out. Shit, maybe I'd start a dating service that helps humans and monsters find their preferred partners.

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>>15291260
Depends if I like her or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291370
I don't know why more men in the setting don't try that line.
Monsters fall in love far too easily, I guess.

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>>15291260
Realistically? I freak out and hurriedly try to convince her that I'm not the right person for her.
It would probably go terribly, because depending on the setting some monsters actually get off on seeing nervous or scared men.

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>>15291400
That reminds me of an old greentext from the /a/ days. A random NEET leaves his house to get some food and bumps into a Lilim. She finds his panic and terror charming and becomes obsessed with this guy who only wants to hide away and play video games alone.

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>>15287175

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>>15291415
Quick, someone save that boy from the weather old hag Ryu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291415
Ryu, no!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291415
>Forecast: Hot + Humid
Saucy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291415
Ryu no! Think of your career!

[Anonymous No.]

This is my wife, isn't she beautiful?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291415
She's got a hostage!

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>>15291427
I wonder if the third yanmoff chapter is in an alternate universe due to how unnaturally cute it was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291428
F

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>>15291427
You're turning her into a meme you abusive fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291434
My guess is that the entire thing is in a dream like world created by her, it's not completely unreasonable that she could do that given all the weird shit in the previous chapters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291428
F

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>>15291427
>>15291434
Garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291434
I can only pray it's the canon end because the creator didn't know how to end it or explain it.
>>15291438
You're a meme.

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>>15291438
>turning
She's been a meme for a long time now.

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>>15291415
please keep drawing those cute Ryus

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291415
Are those dots on her face just cheek markings with her eyes in her hair, or are those meant to be eyes?

I could never tell

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>>15291459
They're her eyes. Just don't say anything about it to her. She's very sensitive about her looks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291463
Why does she have such weird eyes? Why does she always smile? Why does she smell like beer and ice cream? She's kind of creepy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291467

That's the face she always makes while working. But she works very long hours so it became stuck that way

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291474
That's weird

She's weird

[Anonymous No.]

>Any character Latenight draws eventually becomes a likeable character with their own background stories without effort
The maddemann

How does he do it?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to suddenly cuddle an ojou Dragon friend I was drinking with, you know, wrap her drills around my fingers, hold foreheads together, nuzzle her cheeks with mine, until she began to smoke and fluster. Then she'd regain her composure and declare it was inevitable that I'd become a willing slave to a natural queen like her.

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>>15291487
Because we do it for him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291487
He used his wizard powers to learn art

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291490
I want to monopolize all the mamono butt!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291487

He just does

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291490
>no fat-bottomed Wight in tight pantyline enhanced pants to sit on your face

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291487
Latenight saved Wendigos and made them cute little awawabominations

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291509
>cold facesitting
Dass lewd, anon! Imagine her gasping and squirming as the heat drained from your face and into her butt.

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>>15291487
>>Any character Latenight draws eventually becomes a likeable character with their own background stories without effort

That's really down to your own interpretation.
I'm not really big into his style and I think the thread seriously overhypes him sometimes, but he can draw some nice stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

I have to admit something, Anons. I can't say I'll ever hate Elves. I truly can't. Dagger ears and all I want to breed every...

French Vanilla Elf
Triple Caramel Drizzle Dark Elf
Blueberry Surprise Moon Elf
Tentacle Grape Rape Night Elf
Elf Wight
Drow
Altmer

ALL THE ELVES.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291552
Don't be ashamed of your supreme taste, Anon, you're cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291552
AlrightListenToMeYouKnifeEaredPieceOfShit.wmv

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>>15291552
Elves are pretty sexy, and ignoring the dumb threadcanon on them, will be the only real option to men who prefer humans when the Demon Lord wins.
Plus they come in so many varieties, like this space elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291552
I'll take one Elf Wight.

What would a Dark Elf Wight be like though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291552
Alright! Listen to me you pole-proportioned dendrophiles! If you try anything nasty with the bitchboy over here I'm gonna take your fucking arrows and shove them inbetween yer polished fingernails! I am going to take that bow string of yours and string you up by your fucking foreskin until gravity gives you a botched circumcision, and play it like a fucking violin! I'm going to headbutt you until there's nothing but a butt left! I'm going to colour that little pansy green skirt red using yer fucking bone marrow! You better believe you're going to wish that you were never born, 'cause I'll make it seem like you never were. Ye atrocious fuckin' boil on the face of reality!

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>>15291572
>Not even having the common decency of adapting it to MGE standards

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>>15291562
It doesn't help that whenever I see an Elf unguarded in her heat cycle I just want to grab her from behind, whisper lewd things into her ears and nibble on the daggers while FEROCIOUSLY impregnating her like an animal. The fucking essence of pure, carnal lust and passion directed at that Elf would be so fucking palpable that older P'Orcs would start to reminisce about the old days.

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>>15291552
>French Vanilla Elf

Does she have a french accent?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>15291597
I would definitely a French Elf who rants in pure french whenever she scolds me.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, I think I'm addicted to my dragon. Everytime I'm away from her I feel fidgety and tired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291601
>Delicious brown Elf in a nurse outfit
Stop, penis. Not today. Not now

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291607
But it's penis inspection day anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>Elfposting

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>>15291605
That sounds like a serious condition, Anon. I'd suggest staying away from her for a while to recover from the withdrawal before it gets worse.

I will inform your waifu that you'll be staying at the local rehab center for a few days.

[Anonymous No.]

How the fuck Elves do it? they are literally human-tier just with knife ears, yet they are the lewdest thing in the world, the things they do to my boner are unspeakable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291611
Please don't sexually harass the nurse while she inspects your penis!

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>>15291597
>>15291603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOy6hqzfsAs
>French Elf ranting in French when she's mad at you
>Let's the word TABARNAC slip
>HFW you realize she's not French, but Quebeci

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>>15291619
I don't think that's OK Anon, what if she gets angry? Dragons are scary when they're angry, and I wouldn't want to make her angry.

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>>15291605
Take a seat anon, we were just helping anon2 here with his mofu-addiction, I'm sure we will be able to help you as soon as we get him out of the fur rug.

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>>15291629
Does she ever, you know, hurt you when she gets angry?

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>>15291629
We'll be sending a few dragon counselors to convince her you need the treatment. Should push come to shove, they'll contain her dissatisfaction however possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291634
What? Of course not. She hurts other people who make her angry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15286917

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>>15291625
W-why is the inspection taking so long, miss? I-i think i need to go to the bathroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291645
Adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291645
He looks dead inside

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291645
What a comfortable position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291642
I can stop this any time i want to!

And i dont want to stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291645
>getting your face tapped by a bug girl's antannae
I'll have to steal this idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291645
I told myself I would never ever like anyone from the internet

But lo and behold, you madman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291655
Too late, it's done in both mediums

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291645
Absolutely adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291655
I wrote about this a long time ago. You're late.

[Anonymous No.]

Quick!
Name 3 monster girls that aren't jackie chan

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291673
1. Mantis
2. Kikimora
3. Jackie chan

next question

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291673
uhhh, mantis, wock, JACKIE CHAN 8/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291681
shit god damnit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291669
proofs

[Anonymous No.]

I have just though about the best thing.
Yandere wight dragons.

And now i have a boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291673
The question here actually is, Which monster girl would be the best jackie-chan?

[Anonymous No.]

Monstergirls can't rape you if you turn into stone!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291698
>Yandere Frost Wyvern Wight-Dragon
Hello, darkness my old friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291684
Star pls go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291699
Hinezumi

which mg would make the best jet li?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291642
That sounds like it could make things worse, and I don't want to make her sad, and I don't want to make myself sad. Maybe this is a bad idea, is it really wrong to spend hours stroking your wife's tail, and taking in her scent?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291713
Jinko

Which MG would make the best Bruce Lee?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291706
You mean rock hard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291715
It is, Anon. waifu/husbando addiction is a very serious concern that has rendered many couples unable to do anything other than cuddle each other endlessly. They wouldn't leave their houses to work, eat, or even pay their bills. Such condition has put many lovers in difficult situations, and many were thought to be lost cases.

But there is still a chance, Anon. Severe addiction to your waifu can ruin your life, contrary to popular belief.

The choice is yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291732
>Severe addiction to your waifu can ruin your laifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291168
why are her ears so weird

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291741
She's an aquatic type monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291732
>cuddle each other endlessly
>implying this is bad
>implying there isn't a state fund for this
>implying i am going to stop

I can end this when i want, AND I REFUSE TO END IT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291732
This is why you should always hang with your bros from time to time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291747
Code three. Code three.

Guards, seize this man. He must not leave this building.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291732
The second cuddle amendment shall not be infringed! Away with you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291746
are they flippers or ears then? What if I like them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291753
Let me have my happiness damn you! I just want to be loved!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291758
You cannot shut down our organization. These people are being lied to. Your government is encouraging sedentary costumes.

I will not be silenced!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291747
It must be horrible, the moment you settle in a cuddle with your waifu and you get comfy as fuck, then suddenly you have to go to the bathroom or you remember you are very hungry.

What can a mere mortal do in such situations?

[Anonymous No.]

Daughters

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291782
You have to go to the restroom, then you come back and cuddle her harder and for at least ~10 hours to make up the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291793
How does that D stick to the hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291782
Move to pandemonium and not have to worry about such things. Or at least get a vacation home there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291768
Your government just fears the future that awaits, the freedom cuddlers shall not be defeated! You can have a happy life too anon, join us.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread has gone to the dogs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291800
They're hair clips anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291814
Don't make me get the chocolate

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291814
That is has.
We've gone to a small tribe of shortstack warrior kobolds who will help us defend the land against a group of slightly competent bandits

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291830
It'll be hard to go get the chocolate when a bunch of spikes fall on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291830
Anon please, we don't need chubby wolfus

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291806
>freedom cuddlers
No! I've seen your people before. Those Yeti guerrillas popping out of bushes and trees, kidnapping people to join their cause!

That is not how you coordinate a resistance movement! That is borderline terrorism, hence why I'm fighting against the cuddle addiction menace, government or otherwise!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291830
They aren't actual dogs, so they can eat chocolate no issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291830
Please stop reminding me of that story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291850
There must be some way to defend yourself from a pack of lewd wolves!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291830
I love to give my wolfu some chocolate on valentine's day!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291848
I just want to be left alone and cuddle a dragon is that too much to ask for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291793
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291848
The tunnels will protect us! Detonate the mofu bomb!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291861
Easy
Tell them you fucked a boy and balls touched, multiple times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291836
Are they Corgi sub-species?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dsg8JccRZCw

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291893
Yes.
Each of them sweet, chipper girls

[Anonymous No.]

I want a platonic relationship with a Mindflayer

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291836
>a group of slightly competent bandits
Consisting of Goblins and their Hobgoblin leader? It'd be nice if the most stacked member of the Kobold tribe and Hobgoblin competed by giving a double titfuck to the man of their affections.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291903
With cute British accents?! And cute little redcoat uniforms?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291870
No, Anon! Cuddling is a dangerous activity! It destroys the mind, drowns out your rational thought! You must perform abstinence before it infects you, or even worse, your waifu!

Weresheep? Yetis? Jubjubs? Lies and propaganda! They plan to spread their so called "love" all over the world, teaching couples to snuggle indefinitely!

I can safely tell you that I'm a far more sane man now, after years of restraint for the poisonous act of cuddling, unlike this terrorist over here! >>15291879

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291851
What story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291919
Boob-off!

Whoever's biggest, gets the village! And access to all the men who live there!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291920
The cutest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291919
Look at that horny girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291929
But i like them petite

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291926
I am still going to cuddle her! She is going to hold me close and tell me everything is okay!

She'll help me... right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291917
You can't be friends with monstergirls either you fuck or kill

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291949
Says you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291928
You don't want to know.
https://www.touhou-project.com/th/res/34480.html

[Anonymous No.]

I think elves don't deserve rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291970
Then elfs are going to rape you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291936
>She has one horn larger than the other
Her horniness is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291972
How? If elves are so easy to overpower and rape then they must be easy to overpower and stop their rape

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go to a kitsune's shrine instead of that lame ryu shrine!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291970
Anon, you're okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291929
>Word of this begins to travel.
>The P'Orc bandits arrive, and their thick, big-breasted leader also challenges them.
>The Shark Girl Raiders of the southern coast come ashore to enter, their Great White Shark leader sporting an impressive rack.
>The Cheese Bandits enter, carrying their sleepy Dormouse leader in, her slow metabolism and all the cheese she's eaten going straight to her fat tats and thighs.
>At the last second, an amused Dragon gracefully descends from the mountains, seeking to test these whelps.
>All the men watch, wiping sweat off their brows, as they all push their breasts together for comparison. Waiting for their fate, and future wives, to be decided.

Such is life in a village.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291960

Goddamn, it's still around? That's a corner of 2hu I have not explored in years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291732
But why would people want to not be addicted to their waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291988
>All
Try some, any self respecting man wouldn't let some dumb contest decide who he had to spend the rest of his life with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291988
>P'Orc bandits
>tfw you will never conquer a p'orc tribe and live as a bandit king

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291979
I hope you don't fuck that kitsune so hard her moans can be heard from the ryu's shrine.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to prank a Cheshire by putting a bucket of water above her door and waiting for it to get her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291960
Huh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291997
There's noise ordinances in place for a reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291996
Unite the warring P'Orc tribes! Conquer cities with a great pink tide!

[Anonymous No.]

>people are starting to get mad at EMG threads because the show is already over and they want them gone
this is not good

[Anonymous No.]

Your waifu's face when you tell her your fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291997
I hope that dumb old bitter lizard watches us from her window while masturbating!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292011
But I kind of have multiple fetishes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292000
>She gets soaked.
>Expect her to lose it and start freaking out about the water.
>She still has a smug expression on her face.
>Throws herself on top of your, grinding her fat cat ass on your face.
>"Don't mind me, just drying myself off."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292009
And it's summer soon. Hard times are ahead of us, my friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292011
But she is my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292011

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291919
Yep,

The crew is doing vague acts of mischief that must be stopped

>>15291920
Of course.
Even cuter when they try to look serious

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292017
That did not work, maybe I should get her with a joybuzzer

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292011
>paizuri/thigh sex

Telling her may have been a mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291990
I haven't actively lurked there in years but it seems they're still alive in a way. That was the place that made me realise that not all writefag material was bad.
>>15292009
They have a manga at least, that should keep them on /a/ for as long as it's alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292015
Me too.

>>15292011
Increasing despair at their number and contents

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292011
Same as >>15292015
But if we're going by our "main" fetish:
>impregnation
I don’t think she would object. If anything I’d think she’ll be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292011
It's a pretty long list, but since she's my waifu she likes them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292013
Please Anon, don't bully the Ryu. I think she's a little crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292025
>Of course.
Even cuter when they try to look serious

They'd be incredibly disciplined, marching in formation. Barking orders, and never retreating!

[Anonymous No.]

Is it wrong to bully a flat cow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292011
My fetish is intense intamacy, cuddledom, and taking responsibility after i cum inside

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292011
>Femdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292030
PLUMP
P'ORC
CHOPS

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291793
Can we go back in time a bit? Say to the third trimester?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292040
That and their tails wagging wildly as they escort you.

[Anonymous No.]

forcefeeding chocolate to dog-type MGs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292056
NO, NO. DEFINITELY NOT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292048
Why anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292011
Lactation?
Fuck I don't know what kinda face she'd make to that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292030
Not sure which is the best for bullying purposes, if P'Orcs or Elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292011
Paizuri, femdom, and face sitting.
Oh dear. She'll be thrilled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292056

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292030
>thigh sex
I like you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292065
Elves.

P'Orcs are too much of a switch, for them it's bully or be bullied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292056
>>15292056
But that's how they end up fat....

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292065
P'Orcs on honey glazed Elves.

[Anonymous No.]

How about Genki Liches?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292090
acceptable

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292056
The Redcoat Kobolds will tell you that they already have their rations. No chocolate while out on patrol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291926
>muh terrorist organization
As expected of the non-cuddlers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292039
I'm not scared of her, what's she gonna do, make it rain a little bit? Ha!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292090
>Genki lich cheerleader who acts super excited but her voice carries no enthusiasm or emotion

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292056
I don't know man, I feel like chocolate for canid MGs would be a lot like lactose intolerance for humans. Not everybody has it, but it's still risky pretty much always. Not life-threatening, but not a good time at all either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292036
This guy is pretty good

[Anonymous No.]

Tiny Thin Tailed Succubi are cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291793
she just woke up

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292097
>"Anon. Anon. He is our man. If he cannot do it. I'll bring him back from the dead to do it again. And again. And again."
>"Gooooo Anon. Yay."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292096
I hope you're ready.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292094
You poor delusioned soul! Can't you see that you're being deceived?! Cuddles grind your mind away! It has the power to break a man! You cannot trust those monster liers!

Why won't you understand?! I am not the villain in this story!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292107
gao gao

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292108
All she needs now is a cheer uniform and pompoms

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292107
What a bottom heavy bear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292105
>Not wanting a BIG FAT SPADE TAIL

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292123
Why would I want that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292107
Nope, that's a dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291213
>>15291793
Mean and scary daughterus

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292112
Cuddles are a love of peace!
Behead those who insult cuddles!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292108
>Why is our cheer squad a Lich, a Mantis, a Living armor and a Zombie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292112
Snekhu akbar

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292093
>rations are little biscuits, bacon strips, orange slices, and a few cookies.

Cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292136
>the skirt is over the armor of the living armor

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292136
>We thought it'd be funny at the time, champ!
>Plus after the debacle with the Succubus cheerleaders, we're kind of desperate

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292136
>Somewhere in the cheap seats there's a Manticore pouting and complaining to her friend that she should have been on the cheerleading squad
>She had even prepared a special dance where she wore a pompom on her tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292134
I will not be stopped, Anon.

I will show the dangers of cuddles to the WORLD!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292149
maybe she will try out next year

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292145
Cute.
>>15292147
Tell me more.
>>15292149
Meanwhile the Goth MGs are smoking behind the gym.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292158
Would the goth ones be the really emotional monsters that really should be the cheerleaders instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292132
I want a Daughteru from the 4th dimension!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292160
Like Yeti, Holst and Titania?

Yes. They're rebelling against their mothers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292149
>She had even prepared a special dance where she wore a pompom on her tail
All of this for one guy? Well ain't this one cute Manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292166
>Rebelling monstergirls

So what about that vandal Kiki, will the class rep hellhound stop her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291861
Cover every part of your body but your dick in peanut butter

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292011
her

[Anonymous No.]

So where's that dude's game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292056
Somebody asked KC about it. Nothing will happen since they are more humans than dogs

[Anonymous No.]

What if monstergirls arrived in our world by the time we've all become robots?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292111
I am. What could possibly go wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292208
I'll be putting away gallons and gallons of cum i can ejaculate out of my robot dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292208
By then, we would be the monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292239
We already are.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that sexualizing the brother is wrong, younger or older.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292208
They'd leave. No dick is worth a planet full of r9k posters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292244
I'm going to turn my little bro into an Alp and fuck him in the butt!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292158
There was a debacle. With the Succubus cheerleaders
The End

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292251
But poop

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292244
Always sexualize the little brother. You should take the little brother's virginity. It's what little brothers were made for, serving their older sister.

Take the incestual virginity.

[Anonymous No.]

shit got weird in this thread faster than usual

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292251
>>15292254
>/mgg/ stroke hour

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292066
Ilassa smut WHERE
H
E
R
E

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292011
>Femdom, Reverse Rape, Roleplaying, Bondage, Cunnilingus.
She'll enjoy it. The rest of my tastes aren't things you ask your waifu to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292256
Wock, what features will the new Elder Scrolls game have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292251
but how do you set out to tf a man without being a homosexual and alping yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

Remember The only thing stopping you from dominating is your own fear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292266
More "Enter a random cave and rape the shota at the end" radiant quests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292011
It's mainly bondage, but too bad a dragon can easily break through any ropes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292266
You see that mountain? You can fuck it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292282
The lewdness can move mountains, remember it.

[Anonymous No.]

Soldier beetles can fly, that's gotta look a little weird

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292278
/ss/ is a shit fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292011
>Impregnation, Femdom, Mind Break, Incest, Sensory Deprivation, Ryona, Kemono, Eldritch Abominations, CBT, BDSM, Guro
I want off Mister Bones' Wild Ride

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292276
No, what's stopping me from domming is that it doesn't give me a boner like being a sub does

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys, some Russian woman prophet who's been dead on about each of her predictions said that human animal hybrids will appear in 2064. Could it be?

Also hi, long time no see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292292
You a shit fetish, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292062
I want pregnant monster girls.
I want to caress their round tummies, kiss the unborn child inside and watch her bask in motherly glow

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292011
Corruption
she will want in on my fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292266
Your character is voice acted so you can hear his moans while he's fucked by his older sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15290521
No fucking way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292301
I'm the best fetish monstergirls could ever dream of. I'm the husbando fetish

You fucking manchild

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292276
Then give me your dragon-taming equipment!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292293
Hard S Slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292299
Source? Also hi. Also, who are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292011
>Maledom and corruption.
This pleases the demon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291260
You forgot the link.

Harem duh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292299
Bullshit. Most of us will be dead by then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292299
By that time we will either be dead or very old, probably senile.

Sadly it will not happen in our lifetime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292311
>Black metal chains
>Anti-fire suit
>bread and butter
>mister kinky's 10 paddle set
>book on dragon anatomy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292327
which is why one of us should dedicate there lives to time travel!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292307
Is the voice actor who was everyone in Skyrim?

[Anonymous No.]

Anons! how would a monster fair at your job?

[Anonymous No.]

What is a good place to take a MG for a date?
Where would you take your waifu for a date?

[Anonymous No.]

A dragon asked me how to be less scary and attract cute boys. What are your tips?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292316
>>15292316
https://lighthead.wordpress.com/2008/09/30/baba-vanga-predictions-2010-5079/

I'm no one special, yet.

Could you catch me up on what we've been up to and if anything's changed? Any new writfags after machine and those few others came here? Are zombie neko, lawyer kun, mari and loen still around? How's the maledom/femdom fighting, if it still exists? Any new threadcanons? I alp still dead the little faggot?

>>15292327
>>15292330
MAMONO MANA

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292299
Vanga? That chart going around the internet is fake as fuck. Her real prediction were so vague they can mean anything you want. Just like Nostradamus predictions

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292340
The fuck is the bread for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292359
Tell her to be an onee-san and to not be a not-onee-san

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292359
Not growling helps
Also, stealing things that look pretty

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292355
>A Kejourou working as a courtesy clerk at a grocery store

Pretty well. I hope she's ready walk constantly though

[Anonymous No.]

>MFW I've been on a necromancy bender for the past few days
>MFW I'll never write any of this shit down as a short because of how cookie cutter they are

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292360
>Spoiler
Just how long have you been away? A year? Me too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292352
>yfw you can have a waifu and daughteru in the next game
>The wife, the daughter, the "easy" girls around town and somehow your dog all share the same voice actress
That would be a very disturbing playthrough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292360
>zombie neko
Holy shit
What the fuck happened to ZN anyhow?
I remember .Less saying they got busy with life and such but that was eons ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292373
About half that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292360
>2064
It actually says 2164

Everyone here will be dead long before they arrive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292365
Humiliation, part of the taming process
She going to know that her fire, a dragons most dangerous tool was used to make toast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292365

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292360
>Are zombie neko, lawyer kun, mari and loen still around?
ZN posted some stuff a few months back, Latenight (Lawyer-kun) posted some art in this very thread along with the previous one, and mari/loen are still around.

Also, here's Latenights monstergirl image repository: http://imgur.com/a/xL3SH

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292398
>Sourpuss
The fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292355
>soldier beetle doing painting and decorating.
Points of effort, but its a cluster fuck waiting to happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292392
Oh. Forget I said anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292404
Maybe it's some kind of special sour bread that catgirls love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292360
>2164 – Animals turn half-human.
>2201 – At the Sun slowing thermonuclear processes. Temperature drops.
>2221 – In the search for extraterrestrial life, humanity comes into contact with what – something terrible.
>2256 – Spacecraft forgotten to Earth terrible new disease.

>Monstergirls will become real just in time to be eradicated

[Anonymous No.]

>>15282191
>Decide to read
>It has a rat-sized rat girl

Honestly surprised.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292403
Many thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292360
Neko is gone, Mari, Lawyer and Loen are still here. For threadanons, I can't recall them offhand, but you can look up on any girls you missed as most of them released in this year have been great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15287183
>>15287193
>>15287208

A young succubus stands her ground against the evil Paladin girl who is holding the boy the Succubus is in love with hostage. A clash between the two breaks out and you watch the Paladin slash her blade at the nimble Succubus who easily dodges her blows and throws charms back at her, the entire ordeal accompanied with several loud explosions in the background. On second thought you realize, those loud explosions are not coming from your TV but appear to be your Kitsune neighbor’s makeshift barricade exploding by a few well-placed lightning bolts. It appears your Ryu neighbor has recovered from her earlier ‘incident’ and is back angrier than ever.

As you consider which of the two scenes are more interesting to watch, you notice the fight on your television has already ended with the Paladin girl running away crying. The young succubus runs happily at the now visibly unhappy and shaking boy before starting to hastily starting to undress both their clothes, something you put a stop to by switching from the clearly not a ‘Childrens Show Channel’ to the 24Paladin channel currently featuring a cooking show with a Paladin and a Yeti. As you ponder how a Yeti with such big meaty paws manages to handle a knife so well, you feel several taps in your side, performed with surgical precision by a certain freeloading Mantis to catch your attention.

The same Mantis you have painstakingly attempted to start a conversation with multiple times. You have tried various subjects, starting with the weather, to the warzone in your backyard, about the latest Tanuki scheme in your neighborhood, to the meaning of life and ending with the weather as you ran out of subjects to talk about. Unfortunately the Mantis currently nestled next to you, has so far refused to utter a single word, preferring to use simple sign language to display her wishes. Yet you hold the fullest belief that the freeloader in your home has finally decided to make you feel accomplished by saying her first words to you, like a young Kikimora in her crib playing with her newly given toy broom and happily saying the word ‘maid’ to her proud parents for the first time. Beliefs which are utterly crushed as you turn your head to give the Mantis the attention she so craves, seeing her instead lazily pointing her scythe at the remote, while further nuzzling her head in your side.

Cracking your brain at the mystery of the Mantis pointing to the remote, you first ponder the idea of the Mantis wanting you to increase the volume of the television, currently featuring an explanation by a Yeti on producing a strawberry pie. However, you suspect that the lewd creature simply wants you to put back the channel to where it once was. Something you believe is not a good idea, eyeing both the still nuzzling-in-your-side Mantis and looking outside at your Ryu and Kitsune neighbors currently circling each other like Jinko’s. You recall once forgetting to turn your TV off before going shopping, leading to two unexpected neighbor visitors when arriving back home. Said neighbors which were looking at a rather unsanitary show, holding an equally unsanitary contest. It took weeks to get the smell out of your couch.

Nevertheless, instead of changing the channel for your impatient guest, you ponder what to do next. You recall having the idea to introduce your guest to your neighbors; perhaps this strange Mantis could get along with your equally strange neighbors and more importantly; prevent them from causing more damage for a short while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292404
sourpuss is normal white bread, but that isnt the joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292367
>Also, stealing things that look pretty
>TFW a dragon steals you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292420
You should pastebin this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292364
I'm just shooting the shit anon, glancing at that list I thought of you guys is all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292303
I've been thinking about getting a motherly pregnant miia picture lately just to have one
But i feel like it would be weird

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292426
>Dragons keep going after cute and frail things

Guess I'll have to hunt one for myself.

[Anonymous No.]

How would MGC beach be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292398
"you know what they say..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292403
I will never not be mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292419
I peeked in every once in a while for new girls. last one I remember seeing was the demon sword, anything after that? I know I could go to the wiki but I like to hear it form you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292442
>Not being cute and frail
Git gud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292426
>>15292367
>Dragons steal
So they're the niggers of MGE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292454
>using git gud for being a bitch
Fight me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292457
inb4 your post gets deleted

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292457
Shut up /pol/locks

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292450
She gets better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292454
It's so fucking dumb. I can't even get the pity love for being weak. I swear to god if dragon girls existed I would beat the sit out of one and demand her to dominate me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292446
Heaven

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292469
That's not canon though. She probably told that guy she was waiting for her husband. He'll be there shortly with her wedding ring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292475
>Domming her into domming you

Wait is this sub or ultradom

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292475
>beat the sit
Wha?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292487
It's autisdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292423
Then what is the joke?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292446
She must be burning up with her scarf still on at the beach

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292493
It's switch. After she made me addicted to her pussy because I told her to do so, we would enjoy a normal relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292478
How do you get in a waifu group picture?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292451
We got the Cursed Armor, Basilisk, Ittan-momenm, and Unagi Joro for the most recent ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292322
You and I are friends now.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a job that involves polishing Cursed Armor

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292511
commission one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292517
>Ittan-momen
Whenever I see that name, all I can think of is getting hired guns on board and calling Ittin

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292498
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hv7jvyslRek

cause >>15292365 asked what the breads for
dragons breathe fire
i hate explaining my shitty jokes youre supposed to get them and awkwardly laugh god dammit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292420
Yeah, intoducing her to the neighbors would be a good idea. Might get them to stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292450
>>15292469
>>15292483
I've been tempted to write a happy ending where someone "exorcises" the ghost of stumpjub by giving her a ring and marrying her, but I figured that would be too autistic and hugboxy even for this place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292534
Really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292511
First you have to become somebod's waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292548
ye

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292420
>you turn your head to give the Mantis the attention she so craves, seeing her instead lazily pointing her scythe at the remote, while further nuzzling her head in your side.
Fucking adorable.

>like a young Kikimora in her crib playing with her newly given toy broom and happily saying the word ‘maid’ to her proud parents for the first time.
REALLY FUCKING ADORABLE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292541
Was the mario cartoon always this fucking LOUD?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292550
I meant get a monster girl into one of the waifu group pictures that happens here

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292557
its a cutscene from a shitty mario game on the phillips cdi
theres a zelda one too

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292557
>Not watching loud ass cartoons
It's a game by the by

[Anonymous No.]

I WILL MAKE THE SACRIFICE

I WILL MAKE A RUN FOR IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292517
No I saw those
>ittan-momenm
Something like the lantern?
>unagi joro
Eel girl? I remember an anon saying this would happen.

>Still no Phoenix
Just end me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292511
If i remember correctly, wockfag miiafag and gazerfag all ran into eachother on some waifufag irc or something and then decided on group stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292546
DO IT.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no clingy Cursed Sword to constantly impale the both of us with her sword so that we don't get separated

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292590
>wockfag miiafag and gazerfag all ran into eachother on some waifufag irc
Waifufag singularity

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292605
That puts spooning with cursed swords in another light.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292586
Nothing stops the mail

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292627
Shall I push the button?

[Anonymous No.]

What if a Hiki Wock was too lazy to fuck her brother?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292590
>waifufag irc
What do waifufags talk about all day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292643
He can fuck her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292651
But he doesn't know her feelings so he has no incentive to fuck her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292643
The otouto needs to hide in her bedroom so when she comes back after getting snacks she'll see him wearing nothing but ribbons as he "gives himself" to her as a present. Just like her chinese comic books.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292630
That button was poisoned! You're already dead! Hahaha.

I like you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292654
He'll find out when he stumbles upon her little brother hentai books.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292646
Spongebob

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292654
>he has no incentive to fuck her
His sister is a monster girl, that's all the incentive he needs.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, story? I'll delete them later.
1/2

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292666
Well fuck, not even a day back and that happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292666
Some talk between anons about angry anon and angry succubus profesing their love to each other if I'm not mistaken. How's hell doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292666
Tsundere Monsters are cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292666
>>15292671
Context behind them?
>>/jp/thread/15082277#p15087415
Oh, and the sad Kiki likely originates from a discussion involving a sad Kiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292666
>>15292671
I wonder what a hellhound would get upset and cry about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292658
>I like you
Like, you say? Ah, would you like the green, or the blue? Both are equally satisfying, hehehehe.

[Anonymous No.]

How would a Jinkos paws look once they retract their claws?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292675
Things are so bad you need money even there these days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292723
Big
And meaty

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292723
soft

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292684
>Oh, and the sad Kiki likely originates from a discussion involving a sad Kiki.
Actually, it comes from a story about a Combat Kiki with PTSD.

[Anonymous No.]

Would a vampire be queasy if you put food coloring in her blood?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292699
Human boys preferring kobolds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292729
I made that guess because the image MD5 search didn't show me the first time Latenight posted that image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292713
Don't hold on to the good shit now, I know you also have purple, this thread and the good doctor showed me that purple is love. There's enough for everyone.

>>15292725
>When cum is not enough for summoning succubi
Feels bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292730
What kind of food coloring could change the color of blood? But maybe, I mean, you are diluting it in a relatively large fashion compared to other fine nutrients and things in your blood they'd be able to distinguish and pick up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292746
I was more thinking you change blood already in her wine glass

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292752
That's what I meant, doesn't mean the chemical composition changes whether it's in the veins or in the glass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292730
I know some kind of crab has blue blood because it uses copper instead of iron

[Anonymous No.]

Would monsters hate the little mermaid story because a monster turns human?

[Anonymous No.]

And this one? A slime who went to greet her dad too quick, or did he step on a devil bug or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292773
Wasn't this about a discussion about a Yeti daughteru and waifu receiving Anon coming home from work?

I remember the one with the Yetis, but not this one with slimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292773
Slime daughteru greeting her dad after the latter returns from work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292764
Horseshoe crabs.

[Anonymous No.]

Which slime is the smartest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292771
They would accuse it of promoting pro-human bias.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292786
Dark slime, they can actually hold a conversation and cast magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292771
I'd say they get more mad she doesn't get the guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292786
The alive ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292792
Then I would love to lay down in one and just tell her about my day. Seems really therapeutic

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292786
The non-american ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292805
Just be prepared for some cheeky banter from her tentacle faces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292781
>>15292684
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292789
If only the Paladins could Purify monsters into humans then the world would be a better place

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292771
It makes her a mute dancer with chronic pain who loses her potential husband to another human, then dies and returns to ocean foam. So, probably not their favorite story

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292814
No problem. You were really away for a while weren't you, whoever you are.

[Anonymous No.]

On the account that my story was in like the last few breaths of the last thread, I'mma post it here once.

http://pastebin.com/QWwZKtPW

That is all, continue what you're doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292820
Would it be a horror story that monster parents tell their daughters to get them to eat their geens

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292780
wife needs help!

[Anonymous No.]

Bottlefeed a baby jinko!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292845
Shake the baby jinko!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292823
Feels good to be home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292847
Hug a baby jinko!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292842
Just a caution tale about wanting to be human.

Monster girl approved hans christian andersen would be more like The Ice-Maiden, with the yandere ice lady who marks the protagonist from birth as her future companion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292852
Stomp the baby jinko!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292847
NO

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292851
You're Chowder aren't you? I did an MD5 search with that catgirl you posted.
The Ryu also tipped me off. Weren't you here a few weeks back though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292853
What if the story does not dissuade a monster from wanting to be human? And she becomes an obnoxious humanboo

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292866
>Lamia ranting about how great human legs must be
>Especially the leg hair
How obnoxious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292864
Wrong guy anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292873
>Lamia with a leg fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292877
Well fuck me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292873
>>15292866
>>15292853
and then they get periods

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292881
That you Stalker anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292893
Yeh

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292866
>That Elf who wishes her ears were rounder

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292866
Huamaboos are so annoying. They don't know how well they have it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292866
>Hobgoblin who wants to be taller, have smaller boobs, and get her horns and fangs removed

Truly there is no greater degeneracy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292909
Which monstergirl would be the biggest humaboo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292866
What about that story with the Kiki and her hacksaw?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292917
Dhampir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292920
http://pastebin.com/ndWHADH1

She gets better

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292929
What if you raise one as a human

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292855
That is extraordinarily mean.
That could cripple her for life

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292830
>suicide by drowning
Retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292944
I'll stomp her with a mask on then come by later without it to "rescue" her.

She'll develop a hardcore hero complex and will be forever devoted to me as I dedicate the rest of my life to healing her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292950
Ok.
Now you get to live with a crippled jinko who thinks your her hero despite you being the reason she can't work right

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292957
All part of the plan. She'll be entirely dependant on me for the rest of her life and as long as I continue to care for her, she'll be the most faithful waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to help crippled monstergirls in their daily life

[Anonymous No.]

How slick is the Shog?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292969
As slick as you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292950
Though I'm more into psychological torture, I like you. You bastard. You horrible beast.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna teach a wide-hipped wurm to be a world-class belly dancer

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292976
What if I want her be almost slime like

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292950
>wears a mask
>compelled to break everyone he comes across
...Bane?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292977
Well, you could always turn it into psychological torture if you reveal to her on her death bed that you are in fact the mysterious masked man.

For extra asshole points you can also tell the cubs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15290433
>filename
Gimme your hat! That thing looks like it's worth some money.

Are sea bishops the cows of the sea? Those are some serious milk duds.

[Anonymous No.]

I just realized that my waifu can't fit into my shower. Should I tell her to lose some weight since she can't lose her tail and wings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292980

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292982
These are creatures that can alter their appendages in order to emulate furniture, silverware and cleaning supplies. I'm pretty sure they can emulate jello.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293000
Yeah, it'll be the opposite of that. They will be begging her to dance for them again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292991
I think that's when the Cubs kill you or the jinko drags you into the grave with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292994
>she can't lose her tail and wings?
Not with that attitude she can't

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293012
At that point your darkness would be maximum. Nothing could touch you. At least not until after a training arc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292991
What do you think of this?
http://imgur.com/i9ymeGI

[Anonymous No.]

>monster girls in a modern setting
>it isn't a hedonistic orgy fest with rape everywhere and no productivity whatsoever

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292965
>mute Anubis who wants to keep ordering her subjects around and you still have to her strict yet written schedules
>Wendigo without a coat who is overly sensitive to cold and needs constant hugs and blankets
>armless Yeti who suffered a bad accident and is always on edge and nervous without anyone to hug
MG Care homes would be a busy place to work

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293031
What's the point of talking about it then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293038
still have to follow*

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293022
Sounds incredibly convoluted and likely to fail. It's diabolical enough, but yawn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293038
I'd work there
>Lamia paralyzed from the waist down

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293038
>armless Yeti who suffered a bad accident and is always on edge and nervous without anyone to hug
Fluffy leg hugs and nuzzles. She'd still feel awful, but damn if that yeti couldn't work hard to make up for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293038
What about the wormless sand worm that can't handle the heat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293031
It is, it's just polite and behind the scenes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293062
I want to fuck her tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293038
>Blind wolfu that can take care of herself
>But she still misses being able to run through the woods, chasing down prey
>She can live, but she doesn't feel like much more than some domestic dog now

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293038
What Mute Siren that can only make music but not sing

[Anonymous No.]

What if the Order had more people like Mozgus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293081
If the old setting is any indication, they do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293038
A Holstaur unable to produce milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293060
>One day while you're hugging her she finally works up the confidence and shakily wraps her fluffy feet around in in a leg hug
>She doesn't let you go for an hour

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293089
I doubt anyone in MGE is as batshit as Mozgus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293076
I can actually see blind wolfus going full smell from that point, i heard that when you lose a sense others heighten to compensate, not sure if true but that would make for an insteresting story.

A wolfu who becomes a master of smells, like that guy in that perfume novel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293093
I want to punch you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293076
Gonna pamper that wolfu

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293104
That won't make her chest produce any milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293095
>wonderland
>forest of man eating plants
>slave farms
It's true it's been millennia since the old world, but the chief god still talk to het adherents, you bet your ass she's told them about the old days and added nasty details to whip orderfags into a frenzy. Anti monster states nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293095
Is zeal madness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293093
Blasphemy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293094
>She doesn't let you go for an hour
Yeti backpack: get!

>>15293079
The question is which kind of music?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293104
>>15293142
Trust me, I love them, but you have to acknowledge that they aren't protected from going to the care home as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293122
You're forgetting that MGE is inherently MUCH less grimdark than Berserk (obviously), so there are far less sick fucks and crazies.

[Anonymous No.]

OH! Has Othersideofthesky completed the translation for Sasha, the fallen maiden thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293038
>An extremely depressed, almost suicidal, infertile Echidna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293155
Yeah I'm gonna skip ahead
>you're wrong
>no you're wrong!
>no u!
>but muh 617 page thesis supports my statements! and KC said...
>NO
BUT THIS IS THE INTERNET AND I'M RIGHT
>Profanity laden rejoinder
>circular "arguments" ad infinitum
Lets' just agree to disagree.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293187
She seems happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293182
Whatever man.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293201
>cowtits
D F C
F
C

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293165
>Milkless holstaur
>Infertile echidna
There comes a point where things need to stop and we've clearly passed it, but let's keep going and see what happens.

>Defanged vampires
>Bald kejourou

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293218
>Bald kejourou

I feel bad that I laughed at the image of a Kejourou with cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293224
Seafoams Horny Human featured a very sickly Kejourou in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293218
>Slimes that can't maintain a solid shape
>Dragons with no hordes
>Lilims that never got to bond and play with their parents because they were too busy fucking and making daughter #9881

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292965
A zombie who has insufficient amounts of manna and can feel her body slowly rotting. Every worm crawling through her, ever day she can taste her own tongue in her mouth.

All she wants is her friend's warmth but he has to give her manna in a way that doesn't include clammy necrophilia sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293218
The monster is male.

[Anonymous No.]

Fat-bottomed monstergirls that wear panties under their tight pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293239
>Dragons with no hoards
>Implying they didn't give them up for the one they consider their treasure

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293239
>Dragon that can't breath fire because it burns her insides

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293218
Alright.
>Hellhound with muscle atrophy
>Anubis with Alzheimer's
>Jinn of the Jar with several cracks in her jar, rendering her powerless
>Dormouse with insomnia

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293239
>Dragons with no hordes
Would give chocolate coins and headpat. I feel like if she couldn't get her hands on anything valuable she'd just start hoarding junk though.

>Lilims that never got to bond and play with their parents because they were too busy fucking and making daughter #9881
That's every lilim though, nothing special there, no home required. It's a vicious cycle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293249
>Tfw just left from this guys pixiv because he uploaded a bunch of stuff
I swear you people better get out of my house

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293239
>Lilims that never got to bond and play with their parents because they were too busy fucking and making daughter #9881
Atleast they got to watch the demon lord give birth to their younger sisters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293255
>get a dragon to fall in love with me
>we get married
>we even have sex for the first time
>she is so happy
>the next day she tells me she's going to go out hunting to get us breakfast in a cheery girly tone
>she left her treasure unguarded
>I snatch it all
>I run away as far as possible and never see her again with the treasure in tow
HAHA SUCKER!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293263
>NEET dragon hoarding reaction images off an anonymous imageboard

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293269
But anyone can do that if they wanted to. They're not exactly hiding it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293245
I'd give her loads of mana

[Anonymous No.]

Would a dragon girl let you fuck her in her dragon form if you asked nicely?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293274
>Stealing yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293278
Not trashy enough. Try Reddit. Shw would have ALL of the Pepes, including some she made herself and never posted anywhere.

>>15293262
>Dormouse with insomnia
She should make friends with that flat nightmare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293280
They sell tickets for viewing. It's more of a tourist attraction at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293284
Of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293288
>implying dragons don't have loads of gold and treasure hoarded before she went out to look for a husbando
Not like she would have any reason to dump it out either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293201
>>15293210
Delicious Fat Chest
Also a nursing handjob from a holstaurus would be extremely deadly

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293263
>Spread some coins and shiny stones for her to find around place so she can feel confident about starting a hoard

I want to heal a Dragon so bad. I want to see her big bright smile as she shows a gold coin to me.

her smile is the only treasure I need

[Anonymous No.]

With foxes being so perfect, why do other monster girls even try?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293317
Foxes can't pull off the fit and muscled look is why.
Jinkos however work both ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293245
>a wight that's slowly degrading to a zombie because she isn't getting enough mana

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293317
They dominate one niche, there are many others to fill.

[Anonymous No.]

>Fatass salamander who is incapable of losing weight
>Sidhe with no hands
>Arachne with no legs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293274
>Dragon easily tracks you
>When she finds you, she doesn't seem mad at all
>Just a bit pouty
>"Why didn't you tell me you wanted to move? I could've carried my things much easier than having you do it yourself!"
>Gives extremely lovey sex out of gratitude for you moving all her things on your own for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293262
>>Anubis with Alzheimer's
Pls no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293334
>dense monstergirls
I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293334
For some reason the thought of a Monster girl tracking me down like it is the most natural thing to do after days of me trying to outrun her would make me like her a lot.

Not sure if it's the admiration for a hunter or i am just a closet sub, but goddamn that feels good for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293332
>Sidhe with no hands
She can paint with her feet, like real artistic amputees. Or, if she's using a full size paintbrush, nestle it between her thighs as she flutters, controlling fine movement with her feet and toes.

[Anonymous No.]

Shoggoths and Mindflayers are not for waifuing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293334
>implying she can catch me
I have a max speed/athletics/acrobatics build plus with lots of alchemy I have made a potion that can increase my speed tensfold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293360
She's also got her mouth. No hands for a sidhe would be traginc, but not insurmountable. If you want tragic you need to paralyze her. Making her blind might also work, but then there's sculpture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293332
>>15293262
>Satyros with liver posioning
>Blind Cupid
>Tone deaf Gandharva

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293364
I do feel kinda bad for Lovecraft. You know for a fact he is rolling in his grave. That still doesn't stop me from fapping to KC's Shoggoths though.

[Anonymous No.]

Man I dunno how to get back in the swing of wanting to contribute stories to here, man. It's like some kind of fogged up cloud of bad mojo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293370
>Blind Cupid
It would be more sad if she had parkinson instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293370
>Cancer with cancer

[Anonymous No.]

>/mgt/: Katawa mamono edition

[Anonymous No.]

Recap anon never did come back did he?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293378
I'm more upset they get no stories fucking ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293385
The only one who's cancer is Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293380
Write out at a smutty greentext when you're horny.
It's what I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293390
I just realized that those black spots in her hair and on her sleeve are eyes. Shoggoths are gross and creepy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293385
Nah, her shell is permanently soft, like she just molted, rendering her frail and helpless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293390
A Shoggoth is fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293400
They're turbo cute if they're staying as meidos instead of what's in this image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293370
>>15293381
>>15293385
>A sea slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293390
It seems like it would be really hard to write a shoggoth, but that could just be because I have little to no knowledge of Lovecraft's works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293365
Here's anon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRTUReLBWHA

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293410
don't bully the sea slimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293409
Monster girl-ified version of At the Mountains of Madness when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293381
>"Hey Anon, do you see this hand?"
>'Yeah, perfectly still. What's the issue?'
>"The issue is that THIS is my bow hiding hand"
>Cupids hand won't stop shaking

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293429
The only time I almost sketched out something related to that novella was an Elder Thing girl, and it was pretentious as fuck because she'd just basically be an Eldritch Alraune.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293426
That's how Anon comes running when someone shits on his waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

Fox girls > cat girls
Discuss

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293440
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293440
Dog girls>all

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293440
>Fox girls < cat girls
FTFY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293440
That's a given.
More tails, more fluff, more ara ara-ing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293390
Give me a shoggoth maid before kiki any day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293422
Pretty sure if Harblador can do it anybody can. Discluding the other faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293440
Is the ass fat? Are their calcium cannons massive and plump?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293471
>you will never walk up to an ample bosomed monstergirl and leave an imprint of your face of her soft, pillowy rack then run away like a stooge

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Anon, you have the job to rank each dragon on a scale of 1-5. In doing so, you should also list a reason.

The reason for this is so the various Dragons can pull together their various strengths and flaws and tell anons to fuck off with their opinions they'll get whatever dragon kidnaps them

Good luck Anon, your opinions will help Dragonkind understand the strengths they have and feel good about themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293477
>implying she'll let you leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293481
I only care about undead dragon wights. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293482
>implying she has a choice

[Anonymous No.]

How would your waifu feel about cloning? Would she fantasize about being gangbanged by you + clones of yourself or vice-versa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293481
They're all a 0, Lizards are cuter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293479
New oppai loli artist discovered, lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293490
The opinions of jealous lizardgirls are not needed nor welcome

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293487
As long as it doesn't turn into the Dr. Manhattan situation, she would probably be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293481
Ryu>the rest because kind, devoted gentle goddess with optional rape switch

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never fuck a mucus toad
Why live

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293481
Dragon is my number one, Ryu is cool too because she has weather powers and stuff, the rest I don't really care.

I don't want to list why I like the dragon because I would probably write way too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293497
The butthurt of Dragons that know they're garbage are not welcome either.

Mantis and Lich outclasses them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293481
>Vanilla Dragon-5
>Wyvern-5
>Ryu-5
>Jabberwock-5
>Wurm-5
>Reason: All dragons are best dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293505
Reminder that most Lichs were probably lonely old men who transformed into little girls against their will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293487
I'm sure a Kej would be all for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293514
So they're like grumpy old alps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293481
But I don't want to help dragonkind understand the strengths they have and feel good about themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293514
Wrong, they're adorable little Kuuderes that deserve to be loved way more than some dumb flying lizard that steals from the poor.

[Anonymous No.]

Your favourite MG + your favourite type of clothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293516
Well the thing is Alps were gay as fuck as humans in the first place, whereas Lichs were wizards who wished to become more powerful by sacrificing their humanity. Of course the Demon Lord went into power and you know the rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293521
>P'orc + Sling Bikini

Oh boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293514
>against their will.
Fuck that, I'm planning on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293520
Anon what did you think happened to the lichs in the first place? That they died out and were conveniently replaced with moe versions? No they transformed into mamano.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293521
>favorite
>one monstergirl
>one type of clothing
Impossible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293502
>you will never laugh as you make a mucus toad ride a unicycle

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293521
>hotdog
>cozy sweaters/hoodies
warm cuddles inbound

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293521
Anubis + Warm, steamy towel
Definitely need to commission this, oh yes...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293538
Alp go away, not every monster is a disgusting transsexual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293543
Dead Inside

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293542
Go back to twitter black man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293546
The backstory of MGE is that ALL the monsters transformed into cute monster girls, including the males. Get upset at KC, not me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293549
>this means every monster was male at one point
Fuck off poofter, and liches are said to be born of human sorceress, not wizards, different casting systems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293544
Why not request it in drawthreads? You might get lucky and have it done for free

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293551
>>this means every monster was male at one point
I didn't say that, but they certainly existed. Still though, in that case, what happened to the male Liches then? I refuse to believe they just vanished into thin air.

[Anonymous No.]

Kuudere tomboys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293557
>>>/tff/
I may have swam by your bait but I ain't biting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293565
Again, this is entirely KC's fault. He has stated multiple times that there were male monsters who turned into monster girls. I'm against this shit as much as you, anon, and I wish KC never had that shitty backstory in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293521
Dark Priest+Cheongasm

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293521
>my waifu
>wedding dress

[Anonymous No.]

So unagi girls are covered in s lime and are slippy as fuck, and if they wrap you up you'll be sliding all over the place trying to get away from them. I imagine a man calmly crouching as he's tangled, putting all his strength in his legs and shooting out of her coils like a rocket.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293589
>Cheongsam
Thou art mah nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293599
Anon, that's really lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293589
That sounds far more bonerific than it should. But then, everything in a cheongsam is boner fuel. If nothing else I need to thank China for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293601
>putting all his strength in his legs and shooting out of her coils like a rocket.
Sounds like a perfect start to a finishing move.

[Anonymous No.]

>Sword waifu
>can't even kill people
WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293589
>Cheongasm
Hey man screw you, I always read it as cheongasm accidentally and now you had me confused for a sec

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293624
Do you like hurting people?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293639
IT'S A SWORD IT'S SUPPOSE TO KILL PEOPLE HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO SLAY MY ENEMIES AND ALSO WHAT IF MY FETISH IS KILLING PEOPLE WITH MY WAIFU?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293639
Leaving this world isn't as scary as it sounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>Ittan-momenm
>cumrag: The Monstergirl
There is no escape is there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293645
Then your fetish is bad and you should feel bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293645
>IT'S A SWORD IT'S SUPPOSE TO KILL PEOPLE
True
>HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO SLAY MY ENEMIES
Git Gud
>AND ALSO WHAT IF MY FETISH IS KILLING PEOPLE WITH MY WAIFU?!
Then you're a piece of shit and should be eradicated, murder is not for sexual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293647
Have you ever tried it before?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293660
>>15293663
>implying cute girls and excessive violence isn't the greatest thing since bread and butter
hello vanillafags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293668
>not being a gurofag means we're vanilla
0/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293653
All you can do now is rely on your own body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293667
I came close once after a really bad trip. Must have shot half of my associates before I finally got a grip.

[Anonymous No.]

Jubjub hips!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293672
sadism and masochism is a form of pleasure, whether you would like to admit it or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293674
I kind of want to see someone like Agent 47 in MGE, not for murder, but because he's disgusted by sex, so he's be stealthing it up to avoid getting laid.
>yfw he discovers the reason he keeps being tracked is his spirit energy an he finds a way to completely mask it, and teaches it to men everywhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293682
>murder=sadism/masochism as a fetish.
Please go back to /v/.

[Anonymous No.]

AMAZING
ALP
ASS

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293653
That honeybee cracks me up, who's the on one in front of the stump though? Can't see her clearly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293693
Men naturally enjoy violence and women. Why do the two have to be mutually exclusive? Please stop being such a vanillafag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293678
Jubjugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293653
Anon, we already had this discussion about other practical uses of the ittan-momen

My personal favorite would be using her as a toga...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293706
>I'm bored so I'm gonna try stir shit up
Bye

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293712
>implying every post is not a repost of a repost
Was just making an observation really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293703
What specifically makes it amazing though?

[Anonymous No.]

How come lamias have long ears?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293713
I'm not though. I love seeing cute girls get into ultra violent situations. It's not only badass, but it's also really erotic to see a woman with such overwhelming power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293712
What's that face trying to convey?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293719
Demon Girls in japan generally have elf ears for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293719
They look better than human ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293719
So you can tell them apart from humans before you see the snake half and run like hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293732
Good point
I'd turn 360 degrees and run away as soon as I saw one

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293686
why did kenshiro remind you of agent 47?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293726
Elevens view Eleven ears as demonic or some shit like that. Not that I'm complaining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293737
They're both videogames, and lonely stoic men in a brutal world that wants them dead.

[Anonymous No.]

That one pic with gazer-fag, wock-fag, and miia-fag's daughterus ended up on this japanese monster girl blog.

http://jingaidaisuki.blog.fc2.com/blog-entry-947.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293734
I like snakes but despise spiders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293743
>ken
>video games
what. like i mean there fist of the north star video games, yeah, but none of them are really good except that fighting game which was broken as fuck and that ds game which was surprisingly amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293749
Is that one of those "matome"sites I heard about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293749
Japanese web design makes me unreasonably upset.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293761
Your upsetness is not unreasonable at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293481
They are all "I'd take one if I could get one" tier, except for wyvern. No arms is a dealbreaker for me.

[Anonymous No.]

Pixiv has some nice surprises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293777
I like wyvern mine even then, BIG MEATY ANYTHING other than boobs, thighs and ass is shit though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293782
Why does she have bandages?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293783
>BIG MEATY ANYTHING other than boobs, thighs and ass is shit though.
But I like chubby midriffs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292830
Enjoyable but needs jubsmut!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293653
That honeybee is in topright is cute
and it makes me feel bad because the number of honey bees here are sharply declining

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293787
I don't fully understand the nature behind Danua's bandages beside the fact they conceal a rather sickly looking magical purple miasma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293805
I heard populations were coming back in America and Europe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293782
>>15293806
What's this guy's pixiv?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15290379
Will you do the evolutions?

http://i.imgur.com/13SvTDp.jpg

What would Popplio-girl be like when she gets older?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be cuddled by a dragon and told i am a treasure!

In reality i am worthless! yay....

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293827
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=1704759
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=14406092

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292830
I'm in love with that cheshire pham

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293832
A tanuki could still profit off you at the slave market.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293829
I'd more likely be doing a lewd set of the basic-stage starters though, until the official ones are revealed. Would probably rough sketch that clown as a lunatic onee-san for the lulz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293847
>Would probably rough sketch that clown as a lunatic onee-san for the lulz.
Do it man, we need more clown girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293829
I don't think those are the real evos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293851
>we

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293829
I thought they'd be cute, they look scary. Like Owl dude looks like a monster from an old Norwegian folk take, the clown looks like a pedophile and the cat look generic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293712
I want to see just how large an Ittan-momen can make her tits and ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293804
But if he gets deflowered, he can't get home!

>>15293840
I'm glad you enjoyed her.

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight /mgg/
I have faith that tomorrow is the day I'm going to wake up with my waifu at my side giving me wing hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293521
Ghoul in a nurse outfit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293521
Kobold in a latex catsuit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293934
that seems like an oxymoron

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293829
>Rowlet evolves from a pudgy, stupid owl into a hyper assassin
>Popplio evolves from a playful little seal into a clown faced killer that probably keeps bodies in his basement
>Litten evolves from a kitten into a larger kitten
Looks like someone got a shit deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293934
Oh kobold daughteru fag, you are inccorigable

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293956
Pretty sure those are fake, dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293960
I imagine so but it's still fun to talk about.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I just wanna cuddle a dragon. Is that too much to ask for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293969
What if she leaves streaks in the window?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293971
Big and muscled?
Tiny and flat?
Busty shortstack that calls you oniichan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293969
I just want a vanilla kiki to come home to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293974
A Kiki would never be so careless!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293969
Of course I'm home, now after your done with chores would you like to accompany me to bed and see if there's any books you'd like to read with me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293981
>>15293969

I want a picture of a kiki spreading her cheeks so master can get a better view of her butthole!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293969
To come home to a nice Kiki is the dream.

To headpat her while we spoon would be heaven

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293976
No i want to cuddle a tall and busty onee-sama dragon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293995
That's too lewd. A Kikimora would have much more tact that that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294004
Mora Kikins is best

[Anonymous No.]

How would you explain a squid monster girl being able to live on land?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293995
>>15294004
Kikis should remain pure, and instead, should help their masters find true love!

[Anonymous No.]

So this week I read Needful Things by Stephen King and in it a demon sold a guy a fox tail. The guy became obsessed with the softness of a fox tail, and couldn't stop touching it.
I did not know King had such good taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294010
>>15294004

Lewd kikis a best. I'm sure a shoggoth would do that if master asked!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294010
But what if her master loves her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294013
There's a Rick and morty episode based on that, it's p good

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294018
>I'm sure a shoggoth would do that if master asked!
But shoggoths are slimy, eldritch creeps!

>>15294020
>But what if her master loves her?
A master shouldn't love his lowly maid!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294036
If I were to lose an eye in an unexpected pirate attack, could a kikimora give me a functioning eye? I think not! A shoggoth could

Shoggoth: 1
Kikimora: 0

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294038
Sure, but the Kiki would pamper you and nurse you back to health and do all sorts of cute and nice things for you whereas the Shog would just give you the new eye and tell you to get the fuck over it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294042
Comfort breeds weakness!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294042
Cute isn't going to restore my depth perception, is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294044
Discomfort breeds resentment!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294044
>>15294053
can't we all just like both kikimora's and shoggoths are great in their own ways, to each their own taste?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294044
Exactly. The comfort from the Shog being your everything breeds weakness that wouldn't be there with a Kiki who would be by your side as you recovered through your on merits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294056
I'll take whoever won't make me feel like I'm always letting them down.

[Anonymous No.]

Ii want to ask my Shog maid and Kiki maid to hug and get along with each other

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294042
How would a kiki take care of her crippled master?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294038

How would your vision in your new shoggoth eye differ from your usual normal eye?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294073
As best as she could.

Her master worked so hard to keep her safe. It's only fair that she work just as hard to help him get back on his feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294075
You would see things as they truly are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294080
I can't handle this much insight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294075
Your shoggoth maid could see things from your perspective.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294003
Sounds nice.
Oneesans a good.


>>15294071
I want my kiki to be tall and muscled while my shoggoth is short and soft

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294083

>Lose your hand and get a replacement shoggoth hand
>Your maid can feel everything that hand touches

>Having a new Shoggoth ear lets her hear everything you can with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294091
I'm now reminded of Futurama, when Fry and the Robot Devil switched hands.
>They keep touching me in places!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294079
What if her master wants the kiki to leave and get on with her life instead of letting him tie her down?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294060
Take both then, both would love to see you get better and reach your max potential, their teamwork and love for you will always be there to help comfort you using themselves anyway they can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294091
Onee-san is always watching.

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of music would play in Bacchus followers bars, be it tavern songs or music from the 20th and 21st centuries?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294106
Dubstep

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294106
80's hits, basically the soundtrack of Vice City.
>You make me lose my self control

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw nobody draws kobolds
makes me sad, and I'm not even the kobold guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294091
What happens if a shoggoth gives you a replacement heart and should she even do it unless it's an emergency?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294114

She can feel every single beat it makes.

She probably would do it if it was an emergency

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294113
I believe Hyphen may have a fondness for them, and Snibako has drawn two IIRC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294115
Wonder if it also makes her heart beat faster in return, due to how much she loves it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294122

She'd occasionally put her ear to your chest and listen to it. Feeling and hearing it at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294121
>Hyphen
I miss that guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294132
I suspect that he's a busy motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294126
I must admit that sounds pretty romantic. but how would the shoggoth help comfort her lover and help him adapt to his new heart, it must be hard to get use to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294137
>it must be hard to get use to?

Maybe? I think it would mostly be the same for the guy. Considering he'd have lost conciousness he might not have even noticed.

[Anonymous No.]

Which MG(s) are so cute they induce heart attacks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294147
Which ever one you love the most

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294146
True, what i mean is like would it psychologically screw with him that his heart is linked with his shoggoth lover or would he get use to it after thanking her for saving his life even though his heart is no longer his own? Makes you wonder if shoggoths run like an organ transplant service to help other monster girls get the organ transplants they need for medical procedures?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294147
The Fluffy Wurm. No one has ever seen her and lived to tell the tale. This makes her very sad, and so she has painted herself purple to turn invisible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294162
Please, the purple trick only works for orks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294169
Ever seen a purple Wurm, Mr. Smartypants?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294147
All the Sabbath girls

Just envision a little Familiar pulling on your leg and calling you big brother

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294196
>tfw no thick Familiar like the Zankuro-tier one from Averages story

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294171
Yes, the chocolate skinned purple wurm of Borneo.

An intriguing creature, I found one of their young frolicking in a pool of water.

For fives minutes I captured pictures of her before she took off through the under brush with incredible speeds, leaving me and my guide alone in the woods.

A shame I could not see a more mature specimen

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294213
And what happened to these pictures? That's right. You had the shutter on. How inconvenient.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294218
Please, these pictures will next be published in Advebturer's Monthly!

Quite the pretty penny earned for those pictures

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294228
PARKER GET ME PICTURES! PICTURES OF SPIDER-WURM! SHE'S A MENACE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294196
I did and have.
I like them with thick thighs and wide hips
Cuddling is mandatory



Anyways, good night Anoms, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please accept an invitation to the Oniichan for Imotou meetup where 'older' sabbath members who lack an Oniichan are given one.

>>15294232
Anon please, I don't get hazard pay

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294114
>>15294115
I want to live in MGC-World and go to the cinema and watch a version of Dragonheart that's heavily romantic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294245
Reminder that there was a time when Alp was writing a story where the MC and his Dragon waifu had halved their hearts.

[Anonymous No.]

What would you do to make her cry 'tekeli-li'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294253
impregnate her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294245
I'd love to watch that, sounds both romantic and awesome at the same time. This would also line up with my idea that dragon girls of all kinds love to act very romantic, especially since they can hold you close to their hearts in their strong yet loving embrace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294253
Tickle her or massage her so greatly she just melts at my touch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294253
Hold her hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294251
Yeah, and it was kinda shite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294279
Nobody said that back when it was being written. The memes are making you hate it, anon. Let go of the memes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294289
It's less the memetic "Alp a worst" and more that I honestly never cared for it. I was always critical of the idea of the wimpy little manwhore who'd somehow go on to marry a dragon and help her create some utopian commune in the mountains.

And seeing as how, as with many and most of the stories written by people hereabouts, it will never be finished, there'll never be anything to change that perception.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294303
So are you saying the idea was just unappealing to you or are you saying it was shit regardless of what you thought about the idea?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294313
The former.

The setup of the idea, at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294318
Congratulations, you have conquered the meme. Now go enjoy the Tanuki I gave you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294161

I think as long as he already loved the shoggoth he'd be fine with it.

[Anonymous No.]

Thick Fox Tavern Wenches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294349
Monster Girl tavern wench x bishie bard boy when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294349
So soft

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294349
BRING MORE ALE

I'M GOING TO DRINK THIS ONI UNDER THE TABLE EVEN IF IT KILLS ME

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294349
I prefer the weenie hut.

[Anonymous No.]

Widowmaker from Overwatch counts as a monstergirl? Anyway, im making some normie bait to attract new people, I have no idea if this belongs in here or not. Planning to do some Lala after this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294426
I see no monster bits, and know nothing about Overwatch besides that it exists. State your case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294426
>Widowmaker from Overwatch counts as a monstergirl?
No. Not even close. You can't even tell that's who it's supposed to be without gear or color either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294429
>>15294431
Thought so. Starting Lala then.

[Anonymous No.]

>You go home after a long day of work
>Your Shoggoth maid greets you as usual
>She took on a chibi form
>You ask her what happened to the rest of her body
>She gives you this smile

Do you trust the maid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294437
I would check everying. Just in case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294426
>>15294429
I dunno. She plays off the "Black Widow" theme very well, with a helmet that looks like a spider's head, and a grappling hook that functions like a silk thread she's very adept at swinging from.

On the less technical side, she's been genetically modified to give off no body heat (Thus her pale, blue-ish skin) and have muted emotions which only flare up when she kills someone. So she could kind of qualify as an Undead?

>Undead Arachne
Why do I feel like I've heard this before?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294443
Please anon. That's like saying Spiderman's female clone and Xmen are monster girls.

>not dead
>"kinda qualify as undead"

Anon plz.

>>Undead Arachne
>Why do I feel like I've heard this before?
Because Arachne are based on Driders anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294451
You know, a genderbent Nightcrawler would be right up my alley.
Mystique is a doppel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294423
Weenie Cub Jr.'s!

Little cats for shy customers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294453
Everyone knows Mystique is a smurf

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294349
Thick wife breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294426
Loen?
guesing cause blue and thick hips and ass and your art style changes too much too be 100% all the time
Won't say no cause it's you, but please don't let it get in the way of your commission list

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294451
Mystique, maybe? Also I'd totally X-23.

And well, people oft complain about KC's Undead "Not really being dead"...but then, I suppose they complain because it detracts from the Monster-ness.

And Driders are undead? Didn't know that.
But no, I meant like, hasn't someone in or about this thread come up with something regarding an Undead Arachne?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294496
You gotta remember monstergirls aren't just people with superpowers. They're, you know, monsters. This isn't the inhuman thread.

>inb4 Marvel Inhumans pun

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294506
Didn't they cancel Inhumans anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294506
I know.

Just saying, since you brought up X-Men, I'd totally X-23.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294507
You mean the movie? Yeah. But they've been pushing them in the MCU as their stand in for mutants for years since Fox still has the Xmen film rights.

[Anonymous No.]

We talking superheroes now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294530
Basilisk was right!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294535
What about?

[Anonymous No.]

How many of you would be prostitutes in a world with monster girls? Don't lie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294542
That Deruella dindu nuffin, and Captain Paladin is a jerkface.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294546
depends if my waifu was real

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294546
Fuck no. I want a wife.

And most of the sluts who even answer you in the affirmative will be the same.
"Blah blah fuck lots of monster girls until a rich pretty one decides to take me home for good."

Very few real manwhores here who would just get used up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294546
I would, yeah. I mean, what's wrong with that? I'd work at a brothel though. No street-walking for me. No house calls either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15292114
I keep using loomis and photos, but I keep thinking the head's too small.

imgur.com/U7L7TSs

[Anonymous No.]

KC seems to be gathering power.
New gril soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294571
>... Cross is that by far the force
How do Google's translations keep getting worse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294571
Let's pray for another Scylla variant

I'm kinda sad for Unagi Joro, she is a top tier girl but didn't receive much attention (she already has some nice art tho)

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294546

>>15294557
>Fuck no. I want a wife.

Basically sums it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294546
I proboly would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294585
Use systra

>The cross pulls out power,…

[Anonymous No.]

Where is everbody? Shouldn't we be making bets? I feel all alone.

I bet spooky, either undead, eldritch or really weird girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>No kiss slut Kuudere
It doesn't even matter if it's undead, insectile or inorganic, I just want one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294636
shrimp knight

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294636
You are all alone because the rapture happened.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you man enough to punch a dragon in the face?
And no cheating like casting fist!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294655
I don't punch girls. I'm a chauvinist that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294655
If she's being a bicth, I'd punch any woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294647
Oh not you again.

>>15294651
I guess there was some issue with 4chan, that was worrying, where would I get my daily dose of MGs, human contact, cute and rage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294608
Are we back? Did the Yuki-onna stop messing around in the server room?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294694
didn't mean to quote

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294675
Better be proportional anon, if she's a bitch be an asshole, if she slaps you, slap her back. At least you will have an excuse that way.

>>15294694
So it seems, praised be the fire monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294687
>MGs, human contact, cute and rage?
I can sum that up in one sentence.
>Wurms eating apples is the cutest thing ever, and anyone that disagrees with me is a dick sucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>Oh not you again.
You got a problem with Shrimp Knight girls?
Don't want to have your chastity protected by a pure guardian of the high seas?
I want dirty heathens to leave my thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294694
>>15294704
Glacies vs Lava Golem! Yuki-Onna vs Ignis! Wendigo vs Salamander! Yeti vs Dragon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294705
That was the joke, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

Glad posting came back up before the reveal, would be a shame to miss the initial reactions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294655
I can just retreat behind my 'pede afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294714
>>15294687

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293749
I always find it kind of weird when art made here gets posted to other places. I'm just so used to being in some corner of 4chan. I kind of forget other people are looking for mg art as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294739
I dunno, art is one thing. Having some writefags being translated into nip would be pretty mindblowing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294747
They do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294749
I dunno. Probably not. That's why I said it would be mindblowing.

On a side note, hurry up, KC. I want to go to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

Does beast take request for his roulette?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294739
They also translate 4chan threads to show Japanese fans of things what western opinions and shitposting are like. Needless to say the comments are always full of wwww.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294728
There's horrifying centipede creatures in the new Witcher 3 expansion.
I'm going to be inspired into writing about them when I finally get to play it.
Or maybe Vampires.

[Anonymous No.]

>2 updates on KC's twitter
>It's a retweet of OniTengu's stuff
Not even mad, that's one soft Kiki.

http://i.imgur.com/GV53i8G.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294806
My reaction entirely I was pissed at the retweets but now all I want is a kiki to clean my ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294806
>retweeting fan pics
That's good news, he usually does that a little bit before he posts new girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294767
Not that I know of but then he's not usually around .

[Anonymous No.]

As long as its not a loli or a furry, Im game

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294829
Going to laugh if it's a furry loli rabbit girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294829
If it has elf ears I'm dispatching a group of pissed dwarves to KC's location

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294819
Oh yeah his not so subtle misdirection, that probably means he is about to reveal her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294829
As long as it's not a whalefat or furry, I'm ready for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293440
>cosplay-tier garbage > cosplay-tier garbage
ok

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>>15294852
That may be, but it's a bit late to shitpost about it don't you think?

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>>15294849
KC has only one chub once and even then it wasn't even that chub

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>>15294777
And we translate Japanese questions for KC and laugh at the guy asking if the demon lord giving birth is a public spectacle

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Had a weird mental image of a 9 tail fox and a kracken having a cook off, both using there extra appendages to hold tools and food and stuff.

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>>15294875
>one gets her hair in the food
Well guess we have a winner. Kuddlefish!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>15294878
>Bonus points for squid ink being edible, so she could have a happy accident.

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>>15294885
>Redone golem
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294885
It was that thing he said he was going to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294885
Oh, re-done golem bretty gud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294885
So, remakes now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294885
She finally gets the art she deserves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294885
Well get to writing about this construction then. Or should I say... re-construction?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294904
I was already writing about her.
now ive got a super boner

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294885
Seeing the post style and all that, this means no new girl right?

I mean it's cool poor golem needed that extra touch but...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294901
Hopefully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294885
Much better, and more construct-like than the original.

Btw, does anyone have a dl link to a collection of just the profile pics for the MGE?

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>>15294885
Lamia when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294885
Well sheeeoot. I sure feel silly about that commission now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294885
Re-worked golem is amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294885
Awesome! New Echidna art next maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294885
So now that we have a hardware update, what will Golem 2.0 get up to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294958
Man I wish

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294885
better not run on windows 10

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>>15294958
That will be the day...I swear I will capslock if that happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294974
Hey, KC upgraded her not downgraded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294767
What the fuck are you talking about?

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>>15294974
>>15294979
Win10 is watching. She knows what you just said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294885
I want a golem with black stone parts, the rest can stay how it is.

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>>15294885
That's one hell of an upgrade.

Does she have a rocket punch now?

[Anonymous No.]

Any moon speaking weebs around to tell us if there's any new info in the profile?

[Anonymous No.]

How a golem that forces you to be her master. like she ties you down and forces you to watch her carve your name into her shoulder.

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>>15294958
I'm crossing my fingers for new tengu art, but Echidna needs it more.

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>>15295027
Same as the book profile, which is to say, the same as the current English translation available on MGR/Wiki.

[Anonymous No.]

A little triggered by Rowlet's wing structure, and will most likely be a nightmare to define individual feathers properly per section when I do full art.

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>>15295043
oh well. Golems are alright as it is.

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>>15295053
Her face seems a little wonky to me, other than that pretty good overall.

[Anonymous No.]

>Get Chesire butt pizza every time you order.
>Eventually just deal with it, and smack that ass
>Order around once a month now
>Notice every month the butt gets a tiny bit softer
>Decide to just ask where the Chesire is from the delivery girls
>None of them answer
>Keep digging
>Finally find her.
>Turns out she's a chubby Chesire who thought you'd never find her and all you'd want was her chubby cat cheeks
>Now that you know her secret she's going to vanish forever and hopes you forget her
How do you respond?

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>>15295062
Good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295062
Alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295062
Hire Hellhound snoop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295062
Hug Cheshire
Impregnate Cheshire
Feed Cheshire many, many snacks and rub her belly

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>>15295081
>Impregnate Cheshire
Anon don't.
When she finally gives Birth you'll literally NEVER know how many were born.
Was it 1? Was it 3? Did she even give birth and was just fooling you?

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>>15295084
Doesn't matter, I'll hug a all my daughters regardless of how many there are.

Besides, wide cat hips and lactating cat tats

[Anonymous No.]

Kneel! Kneel before the Sorceress Supreme!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295109
Make me.

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>>15295109
Does your mom know you're acting like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295109
I won't kowtow to you!

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>>15295117
The Sorceress Supreme proceeds to whack you over the head with her staff. It maybe just a prop, but it's the thought that counts, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295109
Does someone need her snacks?

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>>15295109
Sure. I have a soft spot for snakes, anyways.
Just don't bite me.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no yuuge and luxurious oni gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295053
Oh darn, a major mistake. Rowlet's a syndactyly bird, not didactyl. I must correct that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295152
Yeah, a large, soft oni with lots of money would be magical.

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>>15295159
>lots of money
Golddigger.

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>>15295028
A yandere Golem sounds pretty hot.
She spends her time stalking the guy she wants, getting every bit of information about him, while simultaneously keeping all those other women who are even remotely interested away from him.
Then one night, she ties him to the bed posts, waits for him to wake up, and does the deed.

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>>15295161
Please, you act like I'd leave if the money ran out

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295173
Would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295109
If she casts magic while holding the staff with her tail, will the magic hit her head?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295187
She could angle it over her head like a scorpion's tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295179
Nope, I'd just remain by my soft oni's side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295198
What if I alway move in front of her?
Everyone knows that the best counter to magic is hugging the caster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295235
True, the stammering would make it difficult to cast spells

[Anonymous No.]

meow-meow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295163
I would like a yandere Golem.
What would she do after she became your servant?
What would happen if you already got married and is happy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294349
>>15294482
I like how soft this guys girls are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294885
>THICK GOLEM THIGHS
Also, Golem themed after Victorian/Gothic architecture when? I wanna see one that'd fit within an Undead Kingdom.

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>>15295269
>Yandere Golem servant for physical work
>Yandere Kikimora maid for house work
>Yandere Hakutaku personal tutor
Is it possible for a man to prevent his home becoming a gladiator arena in this situation?

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>>15295053
Nice stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>Lurk in the Awoo thread
>See a Cheshire Cat Awoo edit
Well then.

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>>15295311
If he looks another one in the eye, both off tem will die.

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>>15295273
That's a big tail.

[Anonymous No.]

Which girl would give me the most fun fight while this plays?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVKPvspyyyQ

[Anonymous No.]

So, Lava Golems count as Magic Material types as well? Understandable due to their namesake, but I figured that they were more akin to demi-Elementals.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>15295311
It's possible. Just very, very hard.
They can’t fight if they’re having sex with him.

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>>15295319
I love how the natives just went along with it. Say what you want about how it was when we got here but we've integrated surprisingly well over time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295338
The might not know where she's from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295319
Post cheshire awoo

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295327
Super Golem

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295359
Super Golem?

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>>15295360
A 7ft. tall musclegirl Golem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295363
7 feet isn't all that much for a Golem. Try for 9.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295371
7 is good enough. 9 is borderline Giantessfaggotry.

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>>15295371
Gonna put some muscle on her.
Gonna get her big and strong
Going to ruffle her hair and tell her she did a good job

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295376
Go with the happy middle ground, 8 is actually quite nice.

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>>15295357
>>15295338

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tickle a tentacle tenderly!

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>>15295413
>"NYAWOO"

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>>15295338
I ended up coming here from the rest of this board.
It's not like these threads are terribly out of place here.

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>>15295417
Hope you want her to wrap around your arm

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>>15295322
A fox with a big tail has to balance out that fat fanny of hers. The same is applicable to fat-bottomed foxlolis.

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>>15295498
>That chest and rear
I'm filling her with kits and no one can stop me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295498
There's an ass for the ages.

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>>15295498
Okay, that's just fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295513
It's pretty nice.
Could be bigger

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>>15295516
>that
>fat
Look at her waist and get back to me on that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294044
Fuck off Rengar.

[Anonymous No.]

Succuvirus is coming for you SOON!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294053
You don't lose depth perception entirely when you lose an eye.

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>>15295548
Where do I sign up for beta testing?

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>>15295548

>The pupil is looking directly at you

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>>15295555
Nice quads. Tonight, you.

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>>15294429
>>15294433
>>15294451
>>15294431
Widowmaker is an undead. That's why her skin is purple/bluish.

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>>15295561
>Genetically-engineered for a slow heartbeat
>Undead

Try not making stuff up next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>Look up "Interspecies Romance" on TVTropes out of boredom
>Open up several of the sub-pages
>Monster Musume, MGQ and MGE are each placed as the top entry on the Anime, Video Game and Web Original sub-pages respectively
>Each entry is worded "The entire point of ______"
Well that's not suspicious at all.

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>>15295442
Christ man, she'd do more than that. She'd tie your ankles together and wrap up your arms, slicking them up and chasing away that awful summer mugginess with her cool slime. She'd be panting as she explored your body, her tentacles feeling you up and teasing every thing there is to be teased, from your ears to your nipples to your cheeks to the spaces between your toes, and all the while she'd be whispering in your ears between her excited breaths—talking about how wonderful you feel, taste, and smell. It'd only be a matter of time before she lost control and shoved her tentacle pussy down your pants, letting that soaking, dripping organ engulf your cock all the way down to the balls before sucking and milking with all its might. You'd be a jabbering, cross-eyed wreck of a man within the minute.

Of course, after the fact she'd be mortified at how roughly she treated you, whispering apologies over and over as she gave you a gentle full-body tentacle hug, but that won't stop her from also sheepishly admitting she'd love to see your O-face again.

Yeah, you bet your butter she'd do more than just wrap around your arm.

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>>15295577
>visiting TVTropes in the first place
That shitholes DmC page grinds my gears.

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>>15294885
>Remade Golem
>Soft as FUCK
Ooooooh myyyyyyyy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295577
TvTropes will ruin your life. Stop going there or you will start looking at everything from their perspective.

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>>15295577
What do you mean by this? What's suspicious?

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>>15295576
>Talon operatives kidnapped her and subjected her to an intense program of neural reconditioning. They broke her will, suppressed her personality, and reprogrammed her as a sleeper agent.
>She was given extensive training in the covert arts, and then her physiology was altered, drastically slowing her heart, which turned her skin cold and blue and numbed her ability to experience human emotion.
She's essentially dead anyway. Go back to your shit game.

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>>15295581
Gonna pat her head.

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>>15295577
>TVTropes
>ever

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>>15295587
The fact that each entry relating to MG stuff is put at the very top of their respective pages, and is worded in the exact same manner?

>>15295583
Explain anon.

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>>15295588
>her physiology was altered, drastically slowing her heart, which turned her skin cold and blue and numbed her ability to experience human emotion.

You can't even understand your own quote proving you wrong. I think I'm being baited at this point. Cold skin and a different color doesn't mean undead or anything close to it. Or are grapesnakes undead to you?

You know what makes an undead? Dying.

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>>15295577
Funny I noticed that just yesterday out of boredom.

They are right, it will ruin your life, not just the way you expected it to.

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>>15295598
Just a bunch of pro-DmC shit.

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>>15295598
I mean, it's weird, and probably all done by the same person, but I don't get what this implies.
I mean I may just be dense as fuck, but hey.

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>>15295610
Disgusting.

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>>15295577
But they removed the MGE and MGQ pages and most examples.

[Anonymous No.]

Apophis dressed as Snakeman when?

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>>15294885
I'm kind of surprised that this hasn't generated a lot of talk, I always thought the thread was all about the visuals and that with new/improved art any girl would immediately receive attention

I guess there is no rules to what girl you guys like

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>>15295641
What is there to talk about?

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>>15295630
Right after Anubis Pharah

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>>15295641
It's new art, but there's no updates to her profile otherwise.
Not much to talk about that hasn't already been talked about.

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>>15295299
Wow, this is a nice idea. I'd definitely like some one to expand on this

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>>15295641
I want to see mecha musume stuff that uses the updated MGE Golem as base, along with Golems based off of different styles of architecture.

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>>15295641
Lets give it a proper run down then.
>Looks soft as hell
>Her face is finally up to modern standards and doesn't look like she was born with birth defects
>The brick-like pattern carrying over onto parts of her skin make her look much less like a cosplayer
>She looks deliciously kuudere
Other than looks there's not much to say, it's the same old golem we've always knew in terms of profile info. I do love the design though.

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>>15295668
What would it take to get a Golem "Awawawa" levels of flustered?
Flustered Kuuderes are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295667
Shame we can't talk about mecha golems (a.k.e. robot grills) because some autistic fucks get their panties in a knot whenever they're mentioned, even thought they're basically the same thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295675
>Internal panic and flustered blushing
>Her facial expression remains the same but smoke comes out of her ears

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>>15295675
Easy, you walk in on her changing parts

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295641
What's there to talk about? It's much better than the old one and that's it

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>>15295668
>The brick-like pattern carrying over onto parts of her skin make her look much less like a cosplayer
Oh shit, you know how MGE girls can polymorph their features? What if Golems can "recede" the individual brick parts along their arms and legs into their fleshy soft skin?
The brick-pattern would still continue along the skin but still.

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>>15295682
Walk on her while she is writing your name in her arms.

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>>15295646
>>15295686
No clue, I just assumed new art would sprout a discussion


>>15295668
That brick pattern is a really neat idea

>She looks deliciously kuudere
I think she has the most cold look out of any girls now, but the bit of flush still shows she actually loves [you]

>>15295675
Insert your wire in the wrong port

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>>15295680
What would it take to get her to change her facial expression too though?

>>15295682
Pretty sure that's not enough to fluster a Golem anon.

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>>15295691
That would actually look really nice. I'm a sucker for skin markings like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295697
Lewd.

>>15295700
But you'd be able to see her circuits and everything!

[Anonymous No.]

Egyptian-themed Golem when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295712
>You'll never preform internal maintenance on a blushing Golem.
>She'll never have to clench her teeth hard to keep herself from moaning when you bring out the can of compressed air to clean the dust out of her systems.

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>>15295750
I can only imagine that she'd keep her face expressionless while her legs run against each other

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291260
Escape at all costs, then basically throw myself at the nearest waifu-able monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295750
>Can of compressed air
>Not owning a compressor

What manner of faggotry is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295779
What would you rather pay? 6 bucks for something you don't have to use terribly often, or almost 100 for something that takes up space and you don't have to use terribly often?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295789
>Not using it to dust everything at much greater pressure, including statues and delicate stuff or even your entire garage or as a leafblower when you need it
>Not using it for your airbrush and paintgun
>Not using it for your tires
>Not using it to spray all the stuff for your garden
>No worries about liquid in air
>Electricity for it costs basically nothing

Canned air is just terrible in general: expensive, small, low pressure, bad quality. Even just owning a regular $15 pressure tank with a regulator and filling that up with air from a gas station is a better prospect. And the cheapass pancake compressors are only like $35

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295802
>Implying I have most of those things
I can't believe that of all the things you could choose to be elitist about, you're choosing COMPRESSED AIR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295813
>elitist
It's not elitist to make fun of somebody for spending money stupidly on bad products. It's just good clean fun. Like a guy who bought his car at a Buy Here Pay Here with 30% interest. It's a riot.

Also
>Implying a golem wouldn't care about what you maintained her with.
>Implying she wouldn't browse tools in her spare time and add them to her wishlist
Ojou-sama construct when?

[Anonymous No.]

http://i.imgur.com/9WFYWKw.jpg

Shark teeth, heart pupils and paizuri. Sketchy looking or not those are three things I love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295846
What a weird way to eat a corndog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295624
Yeah, that's another thing that makes it quite weird.

>>15295649
>Anubis Pharah
Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes YES!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295873
Fuck off Daniel Bryan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295879
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO,NO
>tfw no Dani Bry as a weresheep

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294885
Oh yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294885
I want a Golem who's not cosplay tier. Masonryjoints when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295641
I hope the next /mgt/ writing contest will use the Golem as the theme. Hopefully that'll spark interest anew in them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295928
>/mgt/ writing contest
You mean bob's gay cult writing circlejerk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295939
Maybe he means we should do one? We usually don't but it's not a bad idea. It just needs an actual prize so people will be interested, like a piece of art from the winning story or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295928
>/mgt/ writing contest
The last time we had a writing contest it didn't end well

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295939
>Event causes a lot of OC stories to be written in a short period

I literally don't know what you're complaining about.

I don't even think Bob participates, though I could be wrong. But even if he does, so what? Bob participates in MGE stuff, better quit visiting the thread or get his cooties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295939
Are you saying that just because bob was in it? Contests do bring up quite a bit of OC you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295948
As far as I know we've never had one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295946
Snib's been having contests lately. Maybe we can get a collab

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295955
We did. I recall the Living Doll one produced upwards of a dozen unique stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295949
>>15295954
>defending literal ircfag circlejerks they didn't even post about in the thread until they had their lineup done
>when nobody even gave them the time of day
Lol, just lol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295948
I don't ever recall us doing one. I recall TFT doing several. So basically this >>15295955

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295962
That wasn't us. It was IRC/TFT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295960
I'll participate if there's some kind of prize, even if it's just a five minute sketch or something. Otherwise I got regular stories to work on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295963
>defending literal ircfag circlejerks they didn't even post about in the thread until they had their lineup done

Again, who cares? Thread gets a dozen stories to read, which is a good thing. Or are you just butthurt because you were leftout and couldn't get a gold star from teacher?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295975
Most of snibs prizes are art, so

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295979
>a dozen stories to read
None of them are worth a shit, though. If that's the level of "content" you want, you can go back to TFT right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294885
>he's updating the girls
>he updated Golem
OH HELL YES. I love her eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295963
I don't have anyhing against the IRCfags unless they try to bait these threads. Like it or not, they do make some worthwhile content, and most importantly, they make content, meanwhile /mgg/ is barely pumping out anything other than Latenight's stuff and a few writefags.

[Anonymous No.]

Wurms in black lingerie. Hundreds of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295963
There is no need to be upset.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295963
>Lol
I'd say this is worse than being in bob's circle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295984
Clearly you actually read all twelve of them in enough detail to justify calling them shit, as the Living Doll contest only had seven entries, while it was the Chimera one that had twelve entries.

But please, don't let facts interrupt your one-man circlejerk about how writing contests are all shit and a BobNegaBollocks conspiracy by SJWs and Tanukis.

[Anonymous No.]

What IRC are you people talking about? Is TFT shilling for their site again? What is this, 2015?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295999
Why would she be wearing hundreds of lingerie at once?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295963
>the competition things haven't been done in over a year
>they were all told to fuck off back then anyway
>you try and bring it up out of nowhere just so you can bitch about it
I don't get it. This is like suddenly going on a tangent over one of the old /a/ CYOAs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296031
Because such is life for poor, stupid Wurm-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296018
What a cute memecat

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296024
I disagree on them being worth reading, because they weren't.
The other guy's hateboner and intent to dredge up shit from way back is pathetic though. He's obviously got some kind of petty grudge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295992
You ready for remakes/updates?
Who does everyone want updated the most?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296034
Maybe you should be angry at the guy who brought them up instead, or the guy defending them, assuming they're even different people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296018
Wanna hug the Cheshire.
Gonna hug the Cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295963
>all the replies so far disagree
The contests were shit and a terrible idea, but you are a complete faggot for still being asshurt about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295999
What about a kraken wearing tight jeans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296044
Red Oni needs to get on par with her sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295984
Did someone hurt your poor, fragile fee-fees? Did your story get called shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296044
Echidna, Werewolf, Zombie.
Any of those would be lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296034
>they were all told to fuck off back then anyway

Uhhh, are you sure you're not imagining things? I tried search up some of the old contests, and between two separate contests, I only saw one "fuck off" post.

>>/jp/thread/S13041711#p13047298

>>/jp/thread/S12962174#p12965349

I mean, besides hateboner, there's no real reason to shout "fuck off" at new OC stories. You don't want to participate, just don't read 'em.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296044
Werewolf I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296044

These >>15296072 plus Crow Tengu and Giant Ant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295984
>None of them are worth a shit, though.
Agreed, but only because they were written in a stupid short time limit. A more sensible idea would have been a few days or so to knock something out, an hour or whatever they used was too short for anything worthwhile to come out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296073
He's sort of right. Most of the response was "Nobody fucking cares" And you pulled the posts from past the submission deadline after the initial reaction, not the original announcements.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296073
Drop it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296073
>there's no real reason to shout "fuck off" at new OC stories.
I've seen this shit so many times in the past it's depressing.

I've been in these threads for years and each day I grow more and more certain that whoever says "/mgg/ is the least worst mg community" doesn't know jack shit about this place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296090
Gotta defend dat bobby boy, dass what he be here for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296087
Most of them have been bad in that way.
>You only have two hours to write and proof
>5k or less

Rules that might make it more of a challenge for the writers or easier for the judges but not conducive to actual quality material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296096
>Archive owners are part of the Bobspiracy.
k

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296096
>Guy presents counterargument
>That means he's defending bob
???

Bob likes monstergirls, does that mean we should stop making threads about them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296111
Dude, drop it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296094

No matter the board, this never ceases to be relevant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296094
>mgu
Dead, whatever activity remains is circle jerking over their own setting that no one else cares about.
>mgr
Dead
>wiki
Somehow on the same level as youtube comments
>/monster/
Dead and being on the site probably puts you on a dozen different lists
>/r/monstergirl
leddit and threads are lucky to get 5 comments.

You're not sure of anything, we're the best of the worst by a country mile and then more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296105
>>15296111
Not him but the guy cherrypicked those posts.

In fact you can see all sorts of fights and bitching over the subject going back years if you just type "writing contest" into the archive. Lots of TFT shilling in there too for obvious reasons. For extra fun, search the phrase "I don't see a problem with" and you can see basically the exact same defense posts as this thread.

The wheel turns eternal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296139
Something something tyrannous stars.

[Anonymous No.]

Let's stop talking about this writing contest shit and start asking the real philosophical eating away at the hearts of man.
Like how do you outcuddle a Yeti?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296133
/monster/ isn't dead, it's an entire board with multiple threads and peopel all over, rather than a single thread where all posters (and their shitstorm-causing differing opinions) are concentrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296157
Go back to /monster/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296139
>Not him but the guy cherrypicked those posts.

I couldn't remember the exact date or wording of the posts, so all I searched was "competition" and "strawpoll" for the /jp/ board (you can use the same search terms to see didn't cherrypick the results). So if that skewed the results, my bad.

>For extra fun, search the phrase "I don't see a problem with" and you can see basically the exact same defense posts as this thread.

The defence repeating itself is not necessarily verification of their position being incorrect in itself, no more so than the attackers repeating themselves.

Is there actually a legitimate justification for banning writing contests here? I don't ever see any links or "TFT" shilling in those posts (only a strawpoll URL, and maybe pastebin links) so that doesn't seem like a sound justification. Particularly since it produces both OC stories AND helps hone the chops of writefags by getting them to write outside their comfort zones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296157
And due to that you're lucky to get any discussion on a single topic at all because there's just not enough to talk about to justify an entire board and when there is discussion, most the time you have to wait weeks for it to go anywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296164
I don't visit monster, but at least I do my research. Stop trying to pick fights just because somebody corrected you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296157
But isn't there some drama about most of 8ch leaving?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296154
You have to do it when they're too small and weak to cuddle back. Now just marry this fine young cuddlemonster and together you can make a new yeti that you can outcuddle for a while anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296175
Wasn't the drama about people from 4ch leaving for infinitychan after gg?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296172
Fuck off already, you're not welcome here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296154
First you have to wear something soft such as Flannel or silk pajamas. Then you have to drink a little wine to raise your radiating temperature.Set the cuddle space be it a couch or a bed or a hammock with a nice warm blanket. Then give your girl the cuddling of her life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296180
>Waaaah go away!
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296133
>>/monster/
>Dead and being on the site probably puts you on a dozen different lists
They have almost twice as many active users as we do.
So saying that they are “dead” is wrong. That place is just really fucking slow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296172
You "corrected" me, that's some other guy.
>>15296179
From the worst posters on /v/ who wanted to turn a video game board into a second /pol//

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296186
Kill yourself, /monster/ scum.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh? Mass deletion again?
I’m not surprised, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296166
Dude. Don't play dumb. Even the Red Oni contest linked directly back to TFT. People don't hate writing contests in here. They hate TFT contests, and well TFT in general. The original contests were basically run as bait to lure people from here there. They didn't work very well in that respect but it did really rile people up. Trying to sell new and more TFT OC as anything people here would care about as part of the thread is not a winning proposition.

A native contest would probably go over quite well though.

So ON TOPIC. What kind of contest would we run here?

Would it be based around a specific girl? Rare and unappreciated girls is never a bad idea. Would it be a theme? Adventure, war, modern? Would there be any other caviots?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296044
Mimic. Doesn't look monstrous enough.

[Anonymous No.]

So how about those monster girls huh

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296213
I think Liches are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296209
Agreed. Make the chest cover her legs, give it some teeth and the girl herself should have a long tongue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296213
What monstergirl would be best at shitposting?
>inb4 meme cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296213
Yeah. How about those monster girls
They're, uh, pretty monstrous. And feminine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296213
I really want to play with a Dragon's tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296215
They are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296219
Memecat

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296224
Having a Lich in one arm and a Mantis in the other would be a nice life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296219
Memecat is too stupid to be anything but a common shitposter. Oomukades would probably be better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296213
I like Kejourou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296226
Kuudere squad

>>15296227
'mukade is still p cute tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296213
Cats, how do they work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296235
Scratching right above their tail make them put their butt in the air.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296235
They don't work. That's why you have to love them and pamper them, and let them stay home and eat tuna all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296239
Then you punch it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296235
They give you headbutts, that's got to mean something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296233
Until she gets behind a keyboard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296244
With your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296245
>A needy werecat asking for attention by clinging to your shirt and pushing her forehead into your chest
My heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296215
I want an ojou Lich to ohoho me as I return from the dead with a boner

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296254
Is it just me, or does she have no arms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296254
That's gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296254
That was bad and you should feel bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296254
Does this Lich have drill hair? This is important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296273
Of course she has. Is it even possible to ohoho without drill hair?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295846
MGE Jiang-shi got a new bit of art? Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug a Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296266
Well that's the Hexer from EO and in their art their arms are hidden away and apparently bound by chains. But it doesn't look like she has any in that picture

Also they aren't explicitly stated to be undead but since EO is a series that encourages you to use your own imagination for your party members and such it's not unreasonable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296287
Straight out of the cooler?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296252
The power of felines

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296292
Why is the Lich in a cooler?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296275
Of course it is, with a hime cut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296295
So she won't rot, of course!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291293
>>15295680

>>15291329
Wait you mean this was bai--oh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296304
But Liches don't rot.

[Anonymous No.]

So will Golem be in Enty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296305

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296305
Too cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296305
Hook line and sinker. More than you realise Two (You)s from one post.

That's absolutely adorable though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296305
A-Are they holding hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296305
This kills the heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296325
Both hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296327
T-That's really lewd

[Anonymous No.]

What if a Lich stores her phylactery inside an Undead Kingdom styled Golem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296331
How? It's just holding hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296334
>just holding hands
I bet you interlock fingers too, you degenerate

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296332
Why? So she could put her weak point into something she can't fully keep an eye on or control?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296334
She's having her hands held like a bride!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296338
What's wrong with that? How else are you supposed to hold hands?

>>15296341
No, she's just having her hands held. Nothing special. Kids do it with their parents all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296343
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296339
>Lich makes her phylactery into a penis plug and parks it inside her assistant's dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296343
>No, she's just having her hands held. Nothing special. Kids do it with their parents all the time.
With family, by holding her hands you're saying you want to be a family with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296343
What a savage, I bet even your monster waifu gets embarrassed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296339
Because it'd look cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296343
Anon pls. Children don't get their hands held in that position. The cat's paw handhold is only for brides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296363
I want to hug yandere Lich and see what happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296346
What?

>>15296350
Well of course you'd hold hands with a girl you like. But I don't see why this is such a big deal.

>>15296352
Why would she?

>>15296365
Holding hands is holdings hands, there's no difference in meaning just because you hold them in different positions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296347
Nah.

>>15296363
Then it falls off a cliff or gets smashed up while it's wandering around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296373
>there's no difference in meaning just because you hold them in different positions
No way. A rough, violent handholding, like palm-on-back-of-hand from behind, is way different from the cat's paw, the lotus position of handholding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296376
Golem stronk, she can survive that fall. Better yet, she lands Iron Man style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296379
No, there isn't. It's all the same crap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296387
It isn't just like doggy style and missionary aren't the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296373
Guys guys, I think I get it
This Anon is a sadist

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296386
Or somebody convinces the golem to expose the phylactery because golems are dumb,.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296386
Landing like that has got to be hard on your knees

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296390
Holding hands isn't the same as sex positions.

>>15296393
How am I a sadist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296396
Golem-chans knees are also stronk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296405
Of course they aren't. Holding hands is incredibly intimate and should only be done if you intend on marrying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296416
That's stupid, holding hands isn't some sacred fucking thing that should be protected. It's just holding hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296416
How lewd are handholding handjobs? Like she wraps her hands around your dick and you pump them back and forth yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296305
Cuuuuute!

[Anonymous No.]

Would the church of eros work like a dating service?
Like, you fill out a form of who you are and what you like and then they find those who would like one another and pair them together.
Would they do this without their consent?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296240
That's how they get fat anon! You don't want a fat cat do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296454
>the church sends people to stalk men and see what they like.
>based on observations someone is sent to "convert" them.
>sometimes the one who does the watching falls in love and converts the man herself.

And now i've given myself a boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296461
I do...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296461
But she needs all those extra calories to have healthy kittens!

[Anonymous No.]

What would you do if womens rights people tried to take away your golem/kiki/submissive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296493
My golem would pick them up and carry them away, set them down and come back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296493
My golem would interperate it as a threat to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296465
You're getting a bit specific with your fetishes anon, what would Eros and her girls think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296493
The Kikimora would make them wear concrete shoes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296493
Mobilize

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296493
Mod my golem into a transformer. If anyone comes knocking, she can just disguise herself as a PC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296493
If they tried to take my waifu away, I'd make sure the couldn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296493
Barricade, make trenches, start artillery barrage. Battle kiki will be my spotter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296517
>Not as a stereo
>Not having your daughterus as cassettes
So close anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296493
Introduce them to mamono mana and watch them become what they hate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296493
Beware the Kiki. Her submissiveness is an act that lasts as long as she feels it can benefit her master. If threatened, she can be quite 'persuasive' in regards to seeing things her way.

Do NOT let the smile fool you. She is dangerous

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296527
MANA IN THE HOLE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296525
Wouldn't that be like unbirthing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296493
Rip and tear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296534
No, just storage, like a kangaroo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296532
Nice try Shoggoth, but her smile isn't as worrying as yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296532
Yan kikis are the best. Mastahs deserve to be raped and used to impregnate their maids against their will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296527
some put up a idea involving kikis regarding that, cant remember how it went

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296548
Wrong, maids deserve to be molested by their mastah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296547
Wasn't actually going the Shogg route this time. Though if separating a Kiki from her master is a death wish, imagine trying to separate a Shoggoth from her own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296415
how stronk we talkin

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296227
Monoeyes are at least consistent shitposters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296548
I want a bottom heavy, soft Kiki to offer her rear to me for stress relief

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296563
How so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296562
Being able to lift many time their own bodyweight, and being able to run just a little slower than a Thrust SSC.

[Anonymous No.]

living armour with a jet hammer

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296575
Sounds badass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296548
I cannot deny this.

I want a yan kiki. Actually i want a lot of Yan things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296575
big bull from anarchy reigns or Reinhardt from overwatch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296560
>this time
I'm onto you, Shoggoth-shagger.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a mindflayer who can help me take out my rage on concepts by putting me in a mindspace to rape the everliving shit out of its personification.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296595
I want a Mindflayer to help me through depression!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15295273
I'll take 10 of these Fox maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296601
Be careful.

The Florence Nightingale Effect is a real thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296618
>Florence Nightingale Effect
I dont see a problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296618
>Implying it isn't the end goal to maximum healing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296601
You really want those slimy tentacles caressing your head? Filling your head with foreign thoughts?

[Anonymous No.]

Dullahans are cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296566
Well they self depricate all the time and drink their sorrows away do the math, man

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296631
It's not like my domestic thoughts are much better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296631
If anything my thoughts will bleed back into he!
My desires and dreams altering her mind instead of mine

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think Wolf and Dog type monster girls run to the door all excited when you come home from work to greet you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296640
>Date a Dullahan who's head is sweet and nice, whenever she's alone or with her body, you get along fine.
>But whenever you're alone with her body, and the head is nowhere in sight. Her body immediately tries to rape you.
>Aggressively overpowering you, while you yell for the head to make the body stop. But to no avail.
>When the head is back again the body goes back to being docile, acting like nothing happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296659
>Dullahan hasn't be laid in years and really wants the D but is trying to be nice to her new boyfriend too

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296532
What would a kikimora do if she found out her master's girlfriend was just using him for his money, by he still loved her not knowing this? Would she "suddenly" break up with him so he could have his nice maid to help him get over his loss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296655
They would. They would also jump into your arms and give you a kiss in the cheek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296618
No issue there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296655
Stop posting this lewd wolf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296686
But there are lewd wolves everywhere, all in heat, and looking for single men!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296659
>Get the head to agree to tying the body own when they separate.
>Tease the body into a quivering, sopping mess

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296679
>tfw no cool Monster girl in a suit to kabedon you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296693
From lewd tomboy wolves with huge tits and a big, firm ass to petite, girly wolves? My god that sounds great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296700
Little Dogs that have to deal with 'big' men!

[Anonymous No.]

Is she cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296704
Gonna fill that little wan with pups

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296704
That's a lewd dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296706
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296710
With a belly that pudgy and body that small she probably has a hard time finding clothes that fit.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you feel about girls with paws?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296686
Nanashi is too lewd not to be posted, anon.
Her folder is far too big for some pixiv guy's OC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296731
She's a cute chuuni Wolf, I would want her as the superhero of my city. FIghting crime by night and signing autographs by day.

I'd be her biggest fan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296715
I wanna rub her belly

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296730
I'm a slut for big meaty paws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296731
At least the japs do OCs right.

The best OC people on this side could do is probably Abigail, and that is offset by the amount of shitty monstersonas and monsterboy trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296744
There's literally no monsterboy OC here, and .less' shitty self insert doesn't count.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296739
I'd be her husband!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296744
I like Zophia and Mono-tan.
>shitty monstersonas and monsterboy trash
.Less' "mascot" is a bird now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296765
Will you be able to satisfy her voracious appetite for food?

Can't fight crime on an empty stomach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296744
There's actually a good few western OCs that are actually really nice, you just don't see them as often.

Japan has it's fair share of shit too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296767
He's still got monsterboys involved.

[Anonymous No.]

https://nhentai.net/g/164650/

This is what it would be like as a young master with a monster girl maid isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296775
Of course I could. I'd even hunt and grow my own food so she has the freshest meals!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296782
Protip: less' shit isn't MGE canon so why get your panties in such a twist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296785
http://exhentai.org/g/930844/615d72d54b/

I always pictured it more like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296797
http://exhentai.org/s/a265937db1/930844-52
>she just lifts the little fucker up to deepthroat him
This maid holy shit. Also them thick thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296797
>>15296785
>MFW you will never have a Shoggoth maid to do this with
>TFW trying to refuse her
"But you need need me"

[Anonymous No.]

Why are angels so sluty?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm starting to understand why you guys want to be transported to the 2d world, instead of the other way around.

Doesn't have to do with women in my case though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296659
How does the head come back though? Does it roll where it needs to go, or does it hop around like a chess piece?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296829
All that suppressed lust bubbles up for the 'Chosen Warrior of the Light' they're assigned to. Eventually they just can't hold back anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296829
>>15296836
I don't want this angel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296532

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296829
>>15296836
Just imagine all that pent up slut energy, for all we know she could just shed that body Agent Smith style and turn into a solid light mass of pure and unadulterated FLOOZY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296838
Yeah well too bad, she's been sent by god to watch over you. Whether it's in battle, as you travel or while you sleep. She'll always be watching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296847
I don't want her to watch over me, she looks too slutty! I'll have to hear all kinds of comments about how I'm forcing some prostitute to follow me into battle!

Can't god take her back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296832

Do you want to hug a Kej?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296704
Who is the artist of this

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296857
No, she's going to force you to go through a tutorial for combat, your inventory, leveling up and all sorts of stuff.

When your health gets low she'll tell you to use a health potion, or tell you when your stamina is low and you need to rest. That sort of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

How common are wet t shirt contests in mgc?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296797
That's a big meido

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296875
Will she tell me that all roads lead to Gran Soren?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296866
No. I have the sad and she looks nice so it's fitting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296847
>while you sleep. She'll always be watching
I want an angel to rape me senseless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296875
I guess the only option left would be to gag her, tie her up and leave the slutty angel in a cage and hope to god I never see her again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296882
She will tell you that wolfus hunt in packs.

[Anonymous No.]

Did loen stop doing commissions? He hasn't started the next one.

So close to June picture. So fucking close.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296880
About as common as suicides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296478
But then you'll start pampering the kittens too!
When does it end Anon!? WHEN DOES IT END!?

[Anonymous No.]

What do the Wendigos do when the snow melts and it's summer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296909
When they're all married and I get to pamper the grandkittens on weekends while their parents get a romantic night out!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296898

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296917
They become Sandigos.

[Anonymous No.]

Blue Oni maid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296920
And thus the cycle continues.
Cuddly lap cats the whole lot of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296937
Heavily Pregnant Blue Oni Maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296897
It's a busy time for students, holidays are coming up so I'd assume he's going to be a lot faster then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296937
Maternal figure milkmaid Golem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296208
>Red Oni Contest
Heh, I remember that. Mithril actually drew something based on the one I wrote. It's kind of a wonderful feeling.

Might go back and try to make something more substantial...if I were to pull myself together and write at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296947
why do we hate tft? i wanna sit at the cool kid table

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296958
Anon, the thread is really zen right now. Don't drag that stuff up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296960
my b

what mg should the writing contest be about if thats happening

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296941
>spoiler
As god and nature intended.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296969
I'd say one of the new girls without much content like erotic eel or cum rag.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to put my Kobold daughteru in her weresheep wool-lined straitjacket and let her take a nap on my chest! I'd stroke her hair and fondle her ears while my waifu snuggles up next to us! My waifu would nestle in the crook of my shoulder wearing her own straitjacket that matches our daughteru's, and we'd all take a nice comfy nap!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296970
Just get ready for them to want to nap with Grandpa when they are young.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297000
How romantic.

[Anonymous No.]

Reverse Yetis that live in Desert/Volcanic regions and have really cold bodies that they hug travelers with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296897
The next guy in list never replied, so Im jumping to the next. Also finals are a bitch, barely have free time which Im using to draw for myself to burn stress and faps.

[Anonymous No.]

I like monster girls without rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297032
>Sand worm with a reverse yeti inside

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297033
Not him, but that sounds nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297038
What about aggressively attained consensual sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297032
Wouldn't reverse yetis be really mean and hate being touched?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297048
I mean just as far as their bodies and climate go, not so much their personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297028
It really is, isn't it? They get the snuggly warm feeling from their straitjackets and from being held by me, and I get to hold them close and her them sigh or whine peacefully in their sleep! There's not much that's comfier than napping with a pile of Kobolds who you love and love you more than words can express.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294885
Hopefully this means some new Golem material

[Anonymous No.]

I'm feeling pretty down, can you guys give me some mgs to cheer me up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297048
Like the grumpy Canadian poster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297061
Sorry you're down in the dumps anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297061
Here you go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297061
OK

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296924
Sandigos are easily startled

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297063
You will speak of Her Unhuggable Majesty with more respect!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297061

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297071
>Her
Die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297048
She would wear a shemagh instead of a wool scarf and offer her hugs only for business, not for pleasure

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297069
But so are Wendigos!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297061

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297061

>>15297068
Like a kitten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297069
If you try to spook her, she attacks you with pocket sand and runs off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297088
They can both join up at the Cantina on Mos Eisley and enjoy nice music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaPf-MRKITg

[Anonymous No.]

Is the contest thing happening? I'd be down to make a sketch for one of the winners

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296782
It's just a bird nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294885
NuGolem looks like she's ready for battle, with those arms. A warrior golem would be nice, then a maid golem.
I prefer the large antenna the original one had though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296832
Being transported to a 2D world would mean you'd only be able to see things in 1D, much like being 3D beings lets us only see things in 2D. If we were 2D, we's see things like cardboard cutouts; completely flat that becomes a single "line" when observed sideways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297061
Don't worry anon, it only gets worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297096
That music genre is called "scat" in the star wars universe

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297092
You don't even know how badly I want this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297117
NuGolem?
I'm going to make her fin funnels shake

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297117
>NuGolem
She'd have claspy fin funnels to hold you down and rape you with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297092

>Like a kitten

Yep. But once she really gets into it you'll find you won't be able to withdraw your hands until she's satisfied. Also your own hair will get ruffled by hers

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297099
I'm down for a submission. We just need to hammer out the rules.

Subject? I say one of the last ten monstergirls released. Many recent ones don't get enough love. That would be unagi, ittan, cursed sword, living armor, kelp, hakutaku, cu sith (bleh) and vampskito

Limit? I'd say no more than 15k. 1k minimum.

Deadline? A week from Saturday (June 4th)

Method of judgment (poll, not strawpoll but whatever is best for free and hard to duplicate)

We just need some kind of way to accept entries without dealing with emails.

Anything else I'm forgetting or that someone would do differently?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297117
>>15297140
NuGolem you say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294885
For those who care. I made a Transparent version

http://imgur.com/a/crARm#55

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297147
Oh, just realized we could have a pastebin link in the OP for it. Entrants could just reply to the OP with their entry and I could update the master list for each thread until the deadline.

Don't know how well that would work with the janitor being the one that shuts down the thread and starts the next one lately but it's worth a shot even if it just has to be in the first few posts instead of the OP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297048
No, you're thinking of Anti-Yetis. Reverse ones are just for climate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297148
I wish that mecha musume Nu was just a tad more beefy.
>>15297157
I'll take it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297148
Could use a bit of muscle but I'd still enter her cockpit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297061
I'm pretty down, but mostly because I can't write and I have Robert's inner circle comparing me to NegaWalker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15293201
http://i.imgur.com/2g0h4cV.jpg

Color never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297157
You know who he really needs to redo? The Harpy, it looks like total garbage. Lamia too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294885
Oh fuck the hell yes. That looks so fucking good now. Those thighs look like heaven and that brick pattern is sexy too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297064
>>15297067
>>15297068
>>15297078
>>15297090
>>15297092
>>15297184
You guys are too good to me....

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297203
I don't think that was a good move Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297203
shut up alp!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297193
>that little drip of milk
I suppose this is the first time Loen did lactation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297204
What did I do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297210
You did the thing, Anon
THE THING

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297210
You did the thing, Anon. You know, THAT thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297210
You did THAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297208
First time, yea. Lets color it because why not. Should be ready in some hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297222
Marveloud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297210
You really don't know about that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297210
newfag detected

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297193
While admittedly a nice piece of art, I can't condone rewarding spammers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297224
Marvelous*

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297203
Nah I'm just not nearly inebriated or desperate enough to bait people into shitposting as a way to overcome this immense emptiness at the waifu never being real. In a way, you guys are a like a family, a family of Mos Eisley proportions but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297148
an actual NuGolem could be pretty cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297241
Anon we appreciate you thinking so highly of us, but you really gotta stop doing the thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297241
You're not my real dad, fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

Loli Pygmy jinko wants upsies, how does one deal with this situation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297253
A true Anon never forgets how to smite fuck you you're no son of mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294885
>>15297157
THICK STONE THIGHS

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297267
Tell her to stand in the "T" pose.
Position the forks of a forklift underneath her arms.
Raise forks until she is lifted the desired height from the ground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297278
Good man, now you must move on to the next trial of holding her there till she's satisfied

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297234
>spammers.
?

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never work in a Grocery Store in MGC.
>You'll never stock the shelves while keeping an eye out behind you for grabby customers.
>You'll never work the register and deal with endless flirting from customers.
>You'll never work in the deli and have to deal with an endless tide of "Meat" double entendres.
>You'll never admit it's actually not that bad a job, and the pay's good.
>You'll never seriously consider doing something drastic when your fucking Cheshire co-worker queues up "Call me Maybe" eight times on repeat for the fifteenth time that day with that fucking grin on her face.
>She can't keep getting away with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297293
I think he thinks the slowpoke guy is spamming until someone draws what he wants.
It's just an old joke that keeps popping up. It's practically a "once per thread" gag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297294

I work at a grocery store myself. It would be hell if I had to deal with MG customers and the like

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297294
>You'll never run after those goddamn smug squad after they keep vandalizing the store
>You'll never shout that you are going to kill them the next time they come
>They'll never stop coming to the store for 2 days
>They'll never come back and apologize to you, saying that they'll never pull pranks ever again
>You'll never spend your shift talking with the squad because now they are friendly

I would like some monster girls please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297298
>Now have to kick holsts from the dairy isle for offering the 'fresh' stuff

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297310
Gonna impregnate the Orc and ruin those abs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297210
You acted like a fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297310
There's an Orc in my shower!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297325
THERE'S A SNAKE IN MAH BOOTS

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297339
You much have pretty big feet, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297339
That's because she's trying to get in your pants

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297325
>>15297314
Needs more Orc stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297354
indeed

[Anonymous No.]

Your Kitsune boss asked you to get her a seat when she noticed there weren't enough chairs for the meeting.
Do you:
>Fetch her a chair
>Fetch a chair, sit in it and pat your lap
>Present your face

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3khH9ih2XJg
If I give you some Bob Seger will you not call me an uppity faggot just this once?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297373
Fetch a chair. I got a billion reports to finish this week because Steve decided to call in sick yesterday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297373
Balance the chair in my face and tell her to sit on it. I'm going for a promotion today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297373
My face! My face!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297373
>Fetch her a chair
Wouldn't want to get fired for misconduct, now would we?
Also, too busy to participate in the meeting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297339
>>15297339
A Loli snek is hiding in your boot?
She's tiny

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297382
Fuck Steve, I bet he's talking with Wurmco about a corporate takeover. NEVER TRUST A STEVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296833
...Telepathy-guided, rocket-propelled skateboard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15296686
no. I love my wolfus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297373
>>Fetch a chair, sit in it and pat your lap
This, this is what I will do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297410
Sporty Wolves!

[Anonymous No.]

Can any monstergirl ever defeat Stopman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297305

Oh man it'd be crazy

>Have to go into the public women's room every half hour to make sure it has everything (although you can't enter if someone's in there.)
>Getting the trash from the gas station at night (a minute or two away from the store)
>Mopping/cleaning the bathrooms at night (or any other spill that might happen during the day)
>Getting carts back inside the building

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297428
Time stop wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297294
>>15297298
I work the meat department at mine. I've already thought up and tried out all possible meat double entendres.

Only with the other employees of course, I'm to much of a pussy to try it with customers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297379
I hate this song because it reminds me of Metallica going to shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297446
Befriend some regulars and try it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297443
>Time Stop Wurm
>Anyone else with her power would use it for all sorts of miracles.
>Saving people from certain death.
>Fighting crime.
>Doing an hour's work in 5 minutes.
>Time Stop Wurm just uses her powers to steal and eat pies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297443
You mean spcae-time Wurm who defeats enemies with her Wurmholes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297462
I'll become evil just so she can use her Wurmholes on me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297461
>Anyone else with her power would use it for all sorts of miracles
Pfffhahahahahahaha
You're holding humanity a bit too highly there friend

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW she took your hand
>But you took her heart
Wolfu's best

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297382
>>15297389
She starts piling work on you, almost like she's punishing you.

>>15297383
She stares at you like you have two heads.

>>15297384
She spends the entire meeting with her ass planted firmly on your face, then invites you back to her office.

>>15297412
She sits in your lap the entire meeting, but tells you that you're working Saturday since you didn't get erect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297470
I'd use it to help people.
But I'd mostly use it to THE WORLD around and freak people out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297384
>>15297478
Slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297478
>She starts piling work on you, almost like she's punishing you.
Fine. It's not like I still have a soul anyways.

I just hope they do me a proper funeral when sleep deprivation gets a bit more greedy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297478
>since you didn't get erect.
Bullshit I didn't, I would be as hard as a rock with a fat kitsune butt pressing into my lap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297215
>>15297220
>>15297221
>>15297230
>>15297232
>>15297320
What thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297516
>He doesn't know about the thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297516
THAT thing, Anon. Is this your first day on the internet?

Do I have to tell him what it is? Poor fag really doesn't seem to know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297484
Only for one man, anon.

>>15297485
Atta boy!

>>15297510
Oh, wow. Uh, I'm so sorry.
It's okay though, size isn't everything!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297410
I'm more of a fox guy, but I can see myself making an exception for this wolf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297478
>Didn't get more work
>Don't need to go to her office
>Don't have to work on sunday

See kids? This is how you avoid monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297481
I'd use it to for naps and to finish papers a day before they're due.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297535
That fox is a dirty trickster and must be punished for preventing me from becoming aroused!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297549
Oh, that too! And never being late for a bus again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297443

[Anonymous No.]

I fucking hate myself because every time I try to think of a Fenrir and Not!Tyr story it turns into Enemy Mine from Captain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297567
Captain's Enemy Mine is basically just a reskin of the 80's movie Enemy Mine anyway. The name is not even different.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope OniTengu draws a super stacked Golem.

>>15297566
>"TOKI WURM TOMARE!"
Cute stuff Loen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297566
Loen you are too good for this world

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297570
>ZA WORUMO

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297564
Wait a minute, how instant is this power?
Because if it's "The second I think of it" fast then I'd totally do something awesome like foil an armed robbery.
Imagine the look on people's faces when I get shot at and then a split second later drop the bullets out of my hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297566
She truly is special

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297566
to cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297569
Yeah but the whole idea was the guy confounding the Fenrir/Dire Wolf with allowing her to bite off his hand to prove he was just, and them learning about each other over time during her incarceration. Only for them to escape in the Fimbulvetr

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297566
>That one man who doesn't play along with her bullshit
He's not going to have a good time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297619
>She just thinks he can move in the frozen time.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never be a powerful undead warrior who guards an ancient catacomb that hides an immesureable sum of treasure for millenia
>You'll never have to fend off young, unexperienced dragon adventurers constantly so they won't steal the treasure for their hoard

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297652
poor joe

[Anonymous No.]

Why is drawing so hard? I just want to make my waifu happy ;_;

I really need wing hugs for this

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297688
A bird has been dispatched to your location.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297688
It's definitely difficult at first, but if you continue your dedication, your experience will eventually get used to it and it pays off.

You should literally see how bad I was when I first started.
http://imgur.com/a/lUtH8#0
http://i.imgur.com/sA0TL7g.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

I bet going on a date with a Raiju would be an electrifying experience.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you punish slutty human boys when regular rape just isn't enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297709
That fucking nose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297710
Rape them some more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297700
That's a funny looking old guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297695
Wait what if you want a more scaly (IE Dragons) wing hug?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297714
Looks normal to me. Not anime style, but nothing unusual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297714
It looks pretty normal to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297695
See >>15297721 But I guess if it's a friendly hug it's okay.

>>15297700
Those look better than mine. But oh well, I just have to try harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297520
Correct
Unless it's the game

>>15297524
Yes.
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297758
>the game
The game is long over, Anon. Didn't you get the memo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297729
>Try and post the one image of a bunch of attempts at a dragon wing-wrap
>Can't find it in my MGE Folder
What the fuck, I could've sworn I saved that...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297772
I don't think I ever saw that image. If anyone has it, can you please post it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297688
http://imgur.com/a/qtysT

I'm not having a good time of it either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297792
Is your waifu floor tiles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297797

No. I'm just trying out perspective stuff. I've tried to draw my waifu twice and it turned out shitty so I don't think I'll attempt it again until much much later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297775
This maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297775
Ah, found i-

>>15297802
And anon beat me to it anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297688
>>15297792
keep at it and do lods of drawing exercises
also draw shit you
like that helps a bunch

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297802
>>15297808

Oh my god you have no idea how sad and depressed I am right now.
Damn I'm feeling really bad but thanks anon, I didn't have this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297815

I've been going through draw a box lately and taking my time with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297802
Now that i see a wing hug i need a wing hug.

I bet the cuddles would be amazing and as a bonus she'd actually call me a treasure!

I still feel worthless and useless tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297802
I want an oppai loli dragon to try this with me only to lean Im too tall for her to completely cover.
Then I pick her up and sit her in my lap so she can be closer from there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297835
good work my man
patience and practice
fun fact: move your entire arm when drawing, not just your wrist, less carpal tunnel, good for sketching out stuffs and getting smooth curves

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what the addition of monsters would change to my theater job

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297855
cleaners will have to wait for monsters to stop fucking during the credits so they can clean sex juices off of everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297851
>oppai loli dragon
You're okay. I hope your dream comes true.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have passionate love with a Dragon in lotus positon while she kisses and hugs me with her wings, arms and legs...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297854

Yeah that's what draw-a-box says. to draw from your shoulder. It'll take awhile before I get the hang of that. I also plan on getting a bunch of books.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297858
And I though soda spills were horrible

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297861
You are a man of refinement and taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297859
And yours as well.
Id have her rude on my shoulders so she can look smug and give me a boob hat

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have sex in the lotus position with a Wolfu!

[Anonymous No.]

I HATE demons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297861
Fuck, I forgot the wrapping her tail around my waist and pulling me closer part.

>>15297870
Thanks. You probably have good taste as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297892
I hate Mondays.

[Anonymous No.]

I think monsters are dum and paladin girls are way better

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297896
Geeertruuuude!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297905
You're dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297909
>tfw no mentally special kobold to bully

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297193
Its going well.

[Anonymous No.]

Canifuckyouauntyuunaplease?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297912
What about the cuter gray kitten?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297915
I can see that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297915
Whelp, time to start GOMAD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297915
Will you draw more calcium cannons like those in the future?

[Anonymous No.]

What happens to wolfs during the new moon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297954
They undergo a horrifying transformation into a human girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297954
What the fuck do you think happens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297954
They chill

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297928
If I pick up a request which specifies it, I dont mind. The Hols was for fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297968
Could I potentially make a request?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297976
Depends, what's in your mind anon?

[Anonymous No.]

FEED ME CORRUPTION STORIES!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297996
A short-haired Vampire resting her massive mammaries on a boys head while wrapping her wings around him? Whether or not it's nude is up to you, provided you have any interest in my request.
By the way, I remember lurking /a/'s archive eons ago and saw that you posted a chibi Saber in /a/'s drawthread. Could you repost that? I need to increase the size of my Seibah folder one image at a time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298009
I was thinking of writing something like a lusty old Dark Elf seducing and defiling a nice young man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298009
OI! That's my thing and I already did that one!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298009
>anon does the work on a computer-tron 420 file
>anon goes to the save of the computer-tron 420 file
>the computer-tron 420 crashes while anon does the saving of the computer-tron 420 file
>anon reboots up his computer-tron 420 and reopens up the computer-tron 420 file
>the file's data got corrupted and anon has to make another computer-tron 420 file
>anon gets the mads and goes to have sex with his monster wife so he can un-mad

you're welcome my dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298009
I've lost count of how many times you've asked this and been denied. You either can't take a hint or you're a self-absorbed writefag trying to bait someone into posting your corruption-based story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298011
This one? And I like the request, I will try to do it but cant promise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297996
I'd like to throw in a request of an Anubis looking fresh out of the shower, with an steamy towel wrapped around her.

Always worth a shot, no? Better to ask than not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298025
Kinky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298032
>This one?
Indeed and thanks.
>And I like the request, I will try to do it but cant promise.
Bless you Loen, I can't wait to see what you do with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298032
What an adorable tyke.

[Anonymous No.]

FEED ME PURIFICATION STORIES!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298057
And so it came to pass that the fallen Angel did break her fall and find herself on anon's couch, where she did no harm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298030
It's a different guy from me
I change what i askfor and only do the same one twice at most.

Besides that, if he wants to copy me he should know that corruption stories are non-existant.>>15298057

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298032
Have you ever drawn sexy wurm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298065
Your thing inspired me to ask for purification

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298057

here comes the airplane

>anon hiking out in the woods with his monster wife as a way to un-mad from his computer-tron 420 file being corrupted
>anon's monster wife and anon are getting a bit thirsty from hiking all day
>holy shit its a river
>monster wife goes into backpack and gets a big ass straw
>"this shit'll make water clean to drink any where you are, check it"
>monster wife sticks the big ass straw in the river and drinks
>monster wife doesnt die on the spot so it must be okay
>anon takes a sip
>nice
>water purification straws are amazing and everyone should buy one

this story was sponsored by them purification straw things they paid me 3 paper clips to write this

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298033

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298065
Fuck you I'll do what I want

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298064
What about his roof? Is she gonna pay for that? Huh? Huh?!

>HFW Anon is a delinquent

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298080
She's gonna be pissed at me for something soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297996
Worth a shot but Ryu with massive mamaries, flotation devices which she's self-consious of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298090
The couch IS on the roof. Because anon is a delinquent and that's where he hangs out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298080
What a wet mutt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298064
My couch is pretty dirty, I'm not sure if she wants to put her face on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297996

If you're feeling up to it acute Kejourou

Yup that's all I got for ya. Keep it up

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298057
You need that image about the pregnant demon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298064
>You'll never find a Demon and a Devil who got sent to our world through a freak magic accident unconscious in the rain in your back yard.
>They'll never be suspicious of you until you explain that they're not in their world anymore and things are rather different here.
>You'll never help them get over their culture shock and get used to the modern world.
>They'll never finally give in to their instincts one day and wait for you to come home wearing nothing but panties and tank tops
>You'll never end up getting dragged onto the guest bed you made them sleep on and pinned down.
>They'll never cuddlefuck you all night long while whispering loving things into your ears.
>The Lilim they work for will never show up looking for them, only to end up teleporting on top of you while you're still recovering.
>"Hey anon, how do you feel about a foursome for round two?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298100
Anon, there are curtains and carpet there. As much as I'd love a Tehol Beddict delinquent you're not cheek your way outta this one. Anon's gonna have to put on his surgical mask, grab his trusty bat and demand payment from god's (ex-)servant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298112
But I thought they realized rape was wrong, it was the first topic we covered to get them used to the new world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297996
a really hot and bothered glacies, chilling in a bath full of ice, or drinking some nice ice-cold lemonade/ice tea; or combination of any of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298032
Could you sometime draw some Ghoul. She has too little fan art

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298080
Do Anubi dry themselves like dogs do?
Because seeing such a dignified girl shaking the water off would be adorable.

>>15298110
Do you have that saved? Because that was the cutest thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298112
Honestly I'd rather just pick up an adorable Demon child after breaking up a ring of mystic Nazis and then raise her as my own, feeding her the deliciousness of pancakes and teaching her to read our silly human stories.
>>15298121
Haaaahhhn~? You think anon's going to try and get money out of a girl? What do you think he is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298080
Cute, always pleased to see your work

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298122
Rape is wrong, but seduction isn't!
Especially when the seduction involves cheek and neck kisses, nibbling, and ASMR.
All you need for more pleasure is to ask them to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298080
...not what I had in mind, but somehow better.

Thanks based Loen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298084
Make your own corruption stories or seriously fuck off, this is getting to the point of spam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298080

[Anonymous No.]

For the 3rd place winner of the raffle!

If it's violating the nsfw rules please let me know, I'll delete asap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298112
Then the government comes for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298139
Dumb servants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298144
Get out of my comfy fantasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298139
It keeps getting cuter

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298139
Cute!
>>15298140
Hot damn that's nice.
>If it's violating the nsfw rules please let me know, I'll delete asap.
I'd say it's blue board worthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298140
Neato desu.

[Anonymous No.]

You know what there should be more of? kunoichis

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298154

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298129
>What do you think he is?
He's Anon. Why would I expect him NOT to be a shitbird? Besides, we love "gender equality," right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298139
>Floofy Anubis
Oh Loen, you're too good to us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298161
I want a Kunoichi who spouts silly memes and sexual innuendo at me while dual-wielding some neat blades.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298140
I hope her abs are sensitive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298154
Overwatch reignited my love for cyborg ninjas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298163
>gender equality
You just better waltz right on out of here before Four-Eyes let's you have it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298161
*CHK* *CHK* *CHK*

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298140
>tfw I requested this

YES, THIS PLEASES ME.

[Anonymous No.]

Would your waifu still love you even if you were a time bomb that could turn into a blood thirsty monster at any moment?

[Anonymous No.]

Who is your waifu's favorite philosopher?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to form a highschool gang in MGC that accepts human boys and monstergirls the other gangs thought were too weak or too softhearted to join.
I want to overwhelm other Delinquent gangs with sheer numbers and determination!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298140
Gonna lick those abs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298181
My waifu is a bloodthirsty monster, I don't see why she'd care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298181
So working in retail? Yeah, I think she would still love me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298184
If you don't answer "Descartes" to this question then you don't know shit about semen demons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298184
Bob Seger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298161
I prefer this ninja.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298184
Jean-Jacques Rousseau.
She's a Hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298188
No anon, an actual monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298173
>No cyborg kunoichi to shout "Ryujin no ken wo kurae!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298196
Your waifu a dumb-dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298195
Stupid liazrd, her jokes suck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298198
Well, she's dead and she has like 1000 guns, I'm sure she could take care of me one way or another.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298181

Been playing some LISA and Digital Devil Saga I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298200
What's wrong with a Hellhound who enjoys the philosophy of Rousseau?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298195
That's a shit ninja

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298206
Enjoying the philosophy of Rousseau. Herkaderp, humans in a state of nature are goodie-goodies! Just look at Africa!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298203
I want to stomp a mudhole in my waifu's ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298203
I'm not talking about a video game.

[Anonymous No.]

I want someone to try and draw Papi as if she were a Jub Jub!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298209
>Just look at Africa!

I can't, it's too dark.

inb4 mass bans

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298184
She likes the morbid and fatalistic philosophies, because all men die and the years spent living with her pale in comparison to the years spent unliving with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298209
It's humanity's basic nature to be good you mong. Once we're loosed upon the world, it can change us.
No man is born evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298214
As racist as that was I laughed

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298201
Maybe, her burning passion wins me over regardless.

Nothing like a firery girl to get the blood flowing


>>15298195
One of the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298218
>It's humanity's basic nature to be good
No. Good and evil are subjective, and as such this statement is nonsensical and meaningless.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a kitsune with a big butt to sit on me while drowning me in her tails

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298218
What do you mean by "the world"? The world of man and social interactions? Because if
>Human's basic nature is to be good
>The first humans were good
>Therefor the world of man was good
>Therefor the world changed more men into being even better

How exactly did evil prosper?

[Anonymous No.]

I want a proud warrior race lady to bear my child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298228
Subjective it may be, but no man is born with cruelty in his heart. No man is born desiring the suffering of others.
In birth, we are pure. Life is what taints us.
Jesus, I feel like we're having a shonen anime battle here man.
I was just saying my waifu's an optimist, how'd we get here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298195
I wish barb did a version where her hair is down and red. or just a different pic with just the one long sword.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298237
No, I mean the struggles of life, the stresses of survival, and the fear of the unknown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298237
Original sin if you believe in it, but that's a can of worms I keep for jehovah's witnesses, not here

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298241
>Granberry
>tits
Pick one.
>>15298244
>no man is born with cruelty in his heart
And this is why children don't torture and kill bugs for their amusement

[Anonymous No.]

Where are you in the writing process anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298228
Not him but that's only true in the finer points. The broader ones based on successful operation of a society derived from primate social behavior are pretty universal and based objectively on community survival.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298253
Oh wow anon, were you born a toddler?
No, you were born a baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298254
Procrastination. It is all the phases.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298254
Finished the first chapter of my new 4-parter, setting up the framework for the second part.

There may or may not be lewd Jub-Jub scenes. Also, Humpty eggs are fun as fuck to write for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298258
So you're saying what here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298254
Getting out of the thread so I can stop procrastinating and get some work done. Riiiiight now. No wait, now. Now. This time for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298174
We need more /fit/ monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298139
>"Imbeciles..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298267
i want my /fit/ waifu to bench press me and smooch me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298254
>Got this idea involving a mansion and a demon, still working it from that point.could go either romance or corruption.
>Still pondering my choice for the next roulette entry.
>Still need to write a transformation sequence for a paste but cant describe things for shit.
>Distracted as usual by fighting games and British comedy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298199
But Genji probably lost his genitals when he became a robot, what if your kunoichi loses hers? Would you just rub the spot where her tits used to be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298272
I, too, have been having a problem not being able to put down MKX

Also, my friend got a legit MK2 arcade unit, so I go over there alot, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298267
I want a buff Dragon that OHPs a mountain for reps

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298278
>spoiler
Sweetness
one of my buddys goals it to get a neo-geo machine, that or any street fighter unit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298272
>Got this idea involving a mansion and a demon, still working it from that point.could go either romance or corruption.
Explain this one to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298274
Robo-gina

You stick it in and it vibrates and spins and sucks, while there's a little mouth on the inside that kisses and licks the tip of your dick, and swallows all your cum after you finish in 3 seconds since that's all you're going to be able to last

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298263
Babies are innocent and then life happens.

>>15298274
>Implying Mercy didn't give him some serious Robo-Junk.
C'mon anon. If you were in her position with a girl instead of a guy, tell me you wouldn't give her some hardware with serious suction down there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298254
Nada.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298279
I want a buff dragon with abs I can lick!

[Anonymous No.]

So monster girls finally come to our world from their own and while they're slowly becoming accepted into society you notice that all of them avoid you, giving you uncomfortable stares

Eventually you learn that your alternate self from the MG world was a horrible villainous character who caused great suffering to both human and MG alike but was killed after a fierce battle.

How does this information make you feel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298299
I go everywhere my counterpart devastated, and do my best to offer aid.
He might not be me, but I'll atone for his sins however is needed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298299
What kind of bad guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298299
I ask to hear stories about myself, if I had such fame there, maybe I can motivate myself to do cool things here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298299
Sad, and then I carry on living as I was. Until some grief stricken MG kills me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15291260
As long as it's not a shit MG like one of the siths it doesn't bother me too much

Hell I will take a Matango over those. Even if the plant MGs are shit, they are leagues better than snoutshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298299
Mostly intruiged that reincarnation is apparently a thing. Other than that I guess I'll just keep going on, and hope some monster realizes I'm not the villian I used to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298299
How many alps did my alternate evil self bully? Because I'm going to one-up him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298299
Well, if we're following the opposite world rules here, that means I'm a really nice guy that wouldn't hurt anybody willingly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298290
>>15298291
But what if I want to comfort that robo-kunoichi? I want to make fun of her literally flat chest!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298139

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298274
>>15298291
I had a fantasy about this exact idea last night.

Shame that I can't draw, and no one seems interested in doing out-right doujins for Overwatch...yet.
If they start popping up, I hope this is one idea that gets explored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298310

Ran horrible experiments on both groups that would make even a Lich flinch, killed lots of people including even his closest friends and colleagues who decided to help him with his schemes, etc. Pretty much the whole nine yards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298299
Get a different haircut

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298326
I want to ruffle that anubutt's hair!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298326
Fluffy desert princess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298326
Hey Loen, can you continue being too good to me and do a doodle of Miia doing something cute if you get the chance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298299
I'll wait for a Chuuni monster to idolize me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298326
Anubi are for pampering

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298326
The day is saved?!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298326
I'd love to pamper an Anubis.

Many, many emphatic thanks Loen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298299

im back bitches

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298287
For romance its a worker keeps getting contracts to stay at a mansion to Paint/repair it as the disguised demon gets to know him.

The corruption version is that the man comes with a female partner. the demon (still disguised) takes it upon herself to get them closer and possibly join in

Would have used a lilim but I wanted to use the contract thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298299
If they intend to make me suffer because of something that I personally didn't do I might as well just kill myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298274
the we rebuild her with golem based tech
and make a cyber golem ninja

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298332
That doesn't sound like me at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298299
>How does this information make you feel?

Demand tribute, lest they prefer I begin my reign of terror again!

Choose from amongst yourselves the softest and cuddliest of mofu! Bring me this and ye shall be spared!

And then I fuck off with my new wife, just as planned.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to quit my life as a whore-boy and become an adventurer! My years of sexual servitude have given me endurance, agility and stamina beyond most regular men!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298299
Uncraftable. Why would alternative me do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298299
And to think I was the bad guy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298375
Why not keep being a whore-boy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298393
Because it's demeaning and I'm a strong, independent boy who don't need to nee-san!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298326
shockingtruth.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298349
>Would have used a lilim but I wanted to use the contract thing
You could always just use a contract system for lilims, or that particular lilim. You don't have to follow the MGE like a bible.

>>15298299
Find out if I have a knack for those same abilities. Maybe I can do some good with those skills.

Alternatively, I become an actor and make all of the dosh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298375
>no rehab center for whore boys led by a indoctrinated mind flayer

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298398
Don't fool yourself. Boys can't be adventurers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298399
But why does she even need them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298399
SHAWKIN TWOOF!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298387

Different circumstances perhaps. It would be worth investigating.

>>15298363

Exactly. Since it wasn't you and technically someone different but with your same name, face and some mannerisims

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298399
It's a fake?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298351
Are you going to puss out, or are you going to undo the damage the man with your face did?
Be a man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297193
>>15297915
This.
This is all I need in life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298417
No point. Better off dead. Maybe Wisp will take me. Or Charon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298399
I want to help an Anubis apply her ceremonial makeup so she looks the best she can be for the royal court!
Now if only she'd just let me tattoo them on so we don't have to keep re-applying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298399
Everything I know is a lie!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298419
But then you might run into the guy who wrecked everything for you! Defy him! Live on and find his grave so you can piss on it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298425
What's the point? I'm just me. I can't fight someone like that. There's no point even trying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15290300
We need a Grim Rabite girl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PlgfJQ0RS4

Either that or a Lich Wererabbit/March Hare

or a version of the Rabbit of Caerbanogg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmu5sRIizdw

>Paladins run into it during an expedition
>They immediately orgasm when it touches them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294919
>>15294885
>This is how much his artstyle has evolved
Whoa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298429
>Lich Wererabbit/March Hare
I want to see more Zombie/Wight/Lich versions of existing species.

[Anonymous No.]

>Have a weird, long, semi-realistic dream
>Lots of things happen
>Finally get home
>Kejourou little sister jumps at me with joy
>She is wearing the most beautiful geicha make-up
>We play together some kind of fighting game
>She wants us to go buy the sequel
>The sequel is the most perverted and shameful game ever
>Try to dissuade her but she absolutely wants it
>Tell her to wear a mask so we can go anonymously
>She starts to tear up
>Have to convince her that I find her gorgeous
>We settle down on going without masks
>She jumps on my back and coils her hair around my neck and armpits
>We start going
>Wake up

Damnit I wanted to spend more time with her
I blame Kejourou-fag for this dream

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298447

How cute

Sorry you couldn't spend more time in the dream

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298427
The guy is dead already anon! Find the shallow grave where the body is buried and fucking piss on it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298351
>Not making them fear the return of Paladin Hitler instead
At the very least, the Valkyries would flock to you, literally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298452

Well assuming he even has a grave at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298450
I wanbt to give a small kej piggyback rides!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298402
>You don't have to follow the MGE like a bible
true, but I plan on making the woman in the corruption version a demon,so I get to play with the profiles a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298462

It'd be fun. You wouldn't even need to worry about her falling off since her hair would let her cling to you very well.

[Anonymous No.]

How would you twist the "save princess from dragon" story

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298473
The princess was the dragon the whole time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298467
>I get to play with the profiles a bit.
Exactly. There's nothing wrong with using a demon for this, but a lilim would've worked just find, especially with their penchant for turning women into pretty much whatever they like.

>>15298473
The dragon is the princess and she's a tsundere. You have to save her and the kingdom from herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298473
I have the princess be a high ranking monster, the dragon is her second in command and they the set it up out of boredom.

that or its the final level for a echidna dungeon with the princess being the echidna

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298473
Princess is actually a arachne, and makes a pun about falling into her web in more ways then one

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298473
It follows a prince with a "shit happens" attitude dealing with a lonely CC Dragon that kidnapped him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298473
The Princess and the Dragon are secretly childhood friends, and the Princess wasn't kidnapped at all.
She willingly left with her friend because she wants to become a dragon.
And guess who just showed up who can help her with that oh good sir knight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298473
Princess is a monster that sneaks out, meets the knight and together they beat the dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298473
A knight hears that a princess has been kidnapped by... another princess. So he sets out to rescue the captured princess.

However, once he arrives, he finds that the captured princess is a dragon. The other princess captured her because she's hardcore Order. Once he frees her, they fall in love, have obligatory sex, and then together they corrupt the kidnapping princess into a monster via threesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298473
The princess is an alp and the dragon is a fairy dragon. I barge in on the alp trying on a pretty dress and the fairy dragon singing about it, under the mistaken belief that the princess needed to be "saved".

It's awkward.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't want to be raped.Why is that so hard for monsters to accept!?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298473
Princess is the codename for the greatest grade of beef in the country which is sold yearly by auction. Dragon keeps stealing that shit, by a country mile with absurd bidding numbers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298517
>Dragons
>Paying for things

That's the opposite of how dragons do things!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298525
It's the 21st century, anon. Burning and pillaging is frowned upon. Besides, she earns so much interest on her hoard that she never even has to spend any of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298525
That's racist, Anonymous.
Not all dragons are thieving bandit lizards that only get away with it because of a genetic power advantage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298532
>Inherited trustfund hoard
Disgusting. I bet she's a filthy NEET too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298537
>Not all dragons are thieving bandit lizards that only get away with it because of a genetic power advantage.
You're right, just the rich ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298532
>>15298537
As the loving husband and father of Dragons I can vouch for this. The interest on that much old bling, all the property they own, rent they get from tenants, fucking investments... Dragons can buy the Tanuki whenever they want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298498
>>15298510
want these as full stoories so badly

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298540
>No chubby dragon in nothing but a tank top and a thong to sit on your lap and play video games with.
>She'll never invest a safe amount of her gold to make sure your kids don't have to worry in the future.
>She'll never use her trust fund to make sure the two of you can live a carefree life of games, movies, and fucking.
>She'll never tell you that your love fills the void that money can't fill while she cuddles you at night.
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298543
You'll be hearing from our lawyers, Miss Shekelstein and Miss Desert Delight Derriere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298399
DUN DUN DUUUUUUHHHHHHNNNN

>>15298421
She doesn't want to admit a crippling fear of needles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298515
Sounds like a premise for some musical fantasy-comedy Disney film with the three of you being lead characters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298473
I could say, but the thread would explode.

[Anonymous No.]

How does one make a manits and beetle silent comedy duo?

[Anonymous No.]

>rfw no kuu/yandere Golem adoptive mom with high Jocasta complex tendencies

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298569
Film it Charlie Chaplin style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298569
Have the Mantis say stupid things with a deadpan expression, followed by the Beetle bobbing her on the head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298579
> ".. and so I say to the tanuki, 'Goyim, I hardly know him!' "
> Bop

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298578
Yeah, Mantis vs Soldier Beetle, like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE2R7s5SCSQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298569
chili eating contest, have the loser collapse but with the same deadpan face

[Anonymous No.]

Sex and cuddles is great but there has to be more in a healthy relationship

How would you spend your time with your monster girl wife?
Do you share a hobby?
Would you work together?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298589
Extensive libraries would be added to the lair. Books, movies, games. I would share with her my tastes in all of them.
I don't know if she'd get all of it though. Girls don't always get stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298589
>How would you spend your time with your monster girl wife?
Go camping? Theme park? Waterpark? Dinner and a movie date? Netflix and chill? I dunno, whatever we felt like on a given day?
>Do you share a hobby?
That'd be nice. Making models or gaming together, something like that.
>Would you work together?
Also would be nice. Hell, one of the things I tend to think about in a waifu is similar professional interests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298589
I work out with her, she plays video games with me.
I go to boxing matches with her, she cuddles up on the couch and watches movies with me.
And don't even get me started on our games of "Chase".
Hellhounds are love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298596
>Girls don't always get stuff
Monster girls do

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298609
Even manly tears and bromance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298610
They can appreciate them, even if they don't have the correct equipment to properly do them. That's more then you can say about the real monsters, human females.

[Anonymous No.]

>several art redraws like golem to be included in SSE release
Glad to see that the English release is actually getting a decent treatment and won't be some half-assed cash grab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297863
>draw-a-box
Good program, keep with it and you should make fine progress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298326
How long do Anubis-chan's pampering sessions last?

And how many servants are required?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298330
>no one seems interested in doing out-right doujins for Overwatch...yet.
You just wait until the next Comiket swings around, we'll get some good shit. Western games don't always get tons of love in Nipland but Overwatch JP has a particularly fervent fan base.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298687
At least one hour, but as high as five.

Between one and eight, depending upon a number of factors, such as marital status, length of her last session, whether she's just taken a bath, etc. etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298589
Working on the farm together.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not in great shape, but I want a Wyvern waifu. Can I get her to fall for me through sheer determination, then work wit her to get fit after we're together?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298734
Just tranq her and tie her to a tesla coil.
Shock therapy can make anything happen.

[Anonymous No.]

What MG would be up for oral the most? This is important for reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298570
But mombot can't do that, it's against her programming!

[Anonymous No.]

Are the Golem's limbs still somewhat hard to the touch, or does MAMONO MANA just make them feel exactly like human flesh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298750
Ghoul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298746
I don't want to mindbreak her! I want to win her over with my drive to conquer her even if she is clearly out of my league. Then she trains me up just so that I can get her the right way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298786
>Mindbreak.
Hey now, I never said anything about waterboarding. That's inhumane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298758
I'd assume they get softened only just enough to feel pleasant, but they'd still be fairly obviously made of stone.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fall in love with a bad girl!~

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298829
Ew, she's got some man feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298840
Not really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298829
>99% of the girls in that game look like shit
>the few that don't have disappointing as hell scenes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298861
A woman's feet are supposed to be small, soft and supple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298864
You know what isn't small, soft and supple?
A fucking oni.
They look fine on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298863
Had to look up what game she was from, it has some pretty great designs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298829
How about a bad girl that's secretly a good girl on the inside?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298871
I have to say, that's some sexy legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298871
Tiger KICK!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298829
>only scenes are paizuri and breastfeeding
>you don't even get to fuck her
>or see ANYTHING of her body that isn't her tits and face
what a fucking waste

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298871
The game has some cuties but half the time I have no idea what they're even supposed to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298871
>she shocks your dick and balls with her paws while blowing you
yesss

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298889
I wanna yank that tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298921
Too bad, she's gonna rape you while restraining you by having that giant snake coil around you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298927
That's fine but I'm yanking that tail before or after

[Anonymous No.]

Why no space operas though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298944
Ded genre.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298951
B-but Mass Effect tho. So why not us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298944
Because you can't hear singing in the vacuum of space.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298953
What do you think killed it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298958
Budgets.

[Anonymous No.]

Why don't you pick up rpgmaker to make some oc?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299004
I'm a writer, not a coder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299004
I'm busy playing Overwatch and DOOM

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299004
I ain't got that kind of money for the amount of amphetamines one would need to get through that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299004
>>15299013
too much overwatch

trying to keep myself from buying crates cause i know if i start my addiction won't let me stop

Waiting for a hero that fits Miia really well so i can commission a ton of art

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298962
I meant the genre, it was Mass Effect that finally put that last nail in the coffin.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please make sure your daughterus are going to bed at a decent time.
Don't want them tired the next day do we?
Holy crap it's 6am, mistakes were made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299004
I've been tempted to make one just for my own sense of satisfaction and never share it because no one would want to see the world I have swirling around in my head.

Quite honestly the way monster girls work in the setting while also explaining why monster boys don't exist is just silly even for my ideas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297892
>Not wanting to love a demon

[Anonymous No.]

I HATE elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299147
Why wouldn't you hate these filthy degenerates?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299147
No anon, you're the elf!

I mean, you're rapebait for monstergirl so yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299147
Elves and especially half elves need to be purged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299147
I want to make an Elf my maid and rape her in the broom closet and pantry a few times a week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299184
No purge!

>>15299187
No rape!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299217
I'm just making her psychologically dependent on physical affection from me, calm down.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299313
Kitsunes are amazing.

How would going to their shrine be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299320
Sexual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299320
Ara aras eveywhere. If you're weak willed you will probably come out of there married.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299331
>If you're weak willed you will probably come out of there married.
But I’m not weak willed and and I do want to get married to them.
What now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299320
That Kitsune is using fox magics to deceive you Anon, her breasts are't that big, she's just a dirty peasant loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299320
Why not go and find out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299338
But most people don't go to the shrine to get married, don't they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299320
Snake shrine > Fox shrine

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299342
Why must she hurt me like this? I just wanted a oppai loli kitsune.

>>15299343
Do they accept hugging as an offering at the shrine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299350
>Being objectively wrong.
Foxes are better than any snake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299350
I agree

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299356
How does it feel to be objetively wrong about my objectively right opinion?

[Anonymous No.]

Don't forget to visit the Church of Hathor too! Every visitor gets a free bottle of milk from a local Hathorite!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299356
>>15299375
ssssh it's okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299377
I want monsters to be able to become Paladins! I'll fight for equal rights!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299379
>Kitsuhebi
What kind of abomination of nature is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299387
The best kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299387
It is the future you chose

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299356
>>15299375
>Not the spider shrine

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299399
That spider looks quite soft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299399
http://exhentai.org/g/734591/f02d4138b9/

[Anonymous No.]

Give me a good reason why you won't let the mofu consume you, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299449
I'm a dirty bugslut who can only be satisfied by bugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299313

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299450
Any man can be converted after 24 hours in the mofu pit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299457
Evil Foxes!

Looking to conquer the world!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299449
Because I greatly prefer being in the snake pit, especially in the summer time.
Those smooth, cool scales wrapping over every inch of my body would be sublime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299468
This makes me realize that I'd love to see a Yuki-Onna kitsune

Could MG magic make mofu feel cold instead of warm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299465
I want an evil Kitsune waifu who wants to conquer the world. I'm her whole world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299449
I can contol myself, I'll never lose to mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298299
I've seen this movie. There can be only one. You have to destroy the parallel you and take his power for yourself so you can be twice the dark lord he ever was

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299465
It saddens me that there's barely any art of her, that's a 10/10 design.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299494
I'm going to try and draw something with her tonight, so I guess your wish will be slightly granted.

Why are black haired kitsunes so rare? Are they endangered? I don't see many pictures of them, at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299459
I can only fall to bug mofu, like moffs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299522
It's because most kitsunes are sluts, and we all know that black hair = pure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299522
Based drawfag.
>Why are black haired kitsunes so rare?
I've actually noticed this, you only ever see blonde and red haired kitsunes. Black is pretty much non existent and silver isn't as common as it should be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299449
Because I've already let the tits consume me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299522
It's probably because there aren't any black-haired foxes, so it doesn't occur to people to experiment with kitsune hair colors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299379
>posting voreshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299599
I see no vore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299634
You've haven't seen the doujin then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299596
>there aren't any black-haired foxes
"Silver" foxes are pretty damn close.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299599
I don't see any vore in that image, anon. And if the problem is that the artist drew vore at one point, you're overreacting. Might as well ban half our drawfags then because they drew yuri or futa at one point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299644
It's a cover art for a doujin that contains vore and bestiality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299641
>>15299649
But there's no digestion, and she lets the boy go unharmed.
Do we ban Sandworms now too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299649
But where in that image is the vore and bestiality? You can look at it all you want, it's not there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15294919
http://www.mediafire.com/download/52x7a73msium4hk/Profile+Images.rar

[Anonymous No.]

Question, do the japanese artists have some extreme fixation on breasts?
Sex in MGE is generally pretty varied as portrayed by KC, but if you went by japanese lewd fanart you'd probably think that the girls were just disembodied heads with tits, because it's nothing but paizuri. It's genuinely difficult to even find any art that shows any part of a monster girl's body from the tits down.
Is it just because it's easy to draw?

[Anonymous No.]

Is Enty anon planning to share the rest of the making-of set of Dhampir or at least just the HD pic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299669
It appears so, and I know your pain.
There are criminally few ass men amongst JP artists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299677
Looking at her more closely, she really is damn pretty.
Too bad she's really just a human girl.
But I'll be damned if she's not a fucking fine one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299691

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299691
BTW is there a new golem making of/HD?

[Anonymous No.]

Sheep tats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299694

>>15299701
Not yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299669
While I can not speak with certainty (outside of a few random stats I found) on the topic. Japan is predominantly a boob country. Yes, there are ass men over there but they pale in comparison.
And boobs are slightly easier to draw. Not only down to the fact that if you want the ass and face in the same picture you need to draw a lot more.

Take that as you will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299691
>Just a human girl
>With red eyes and slit pupils

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299710
It's not just about asses vs tits. If you even remotely care about things like thighs, midriffs, etc, you're pretty much shit out of luck. At least when it comes to monster girls.
The typical paizuri poses also tend to hide all the non human bits which just robs them of most of their exoticism too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15298299
Honestly? Sounds like the kind of man I'd end up being if I had great strength and power. I guess I can't blame them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299713
While they're some quite good looking eyes, they're really her only discerning feature. KC even put her in a category reserved for monsters that look identical to humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299713
Fangs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299465
Weird how grim, suspenseful music makes this picture go from "enticing" to "sad". Poor girl didn't deserve corruption.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299736
Corruption was a reward. She had a hard life, and it freed her from it so that she could be herself and indulge in what makes her happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299691
>>15299694
>>15299708
Oh mang that's nice, thank you. Didn't really hope for any response with that one.
Too bad the gallery I've bothered to upload minutes before has the lower version.

[Anonymous No.]

What would a Lich do if she found out you sabotaged one of her experiments so that it backfired and her breasts filled with milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299758
Make you drain them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299758
What the hell kind of experiment was she making that backfired into filling her breasts with milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>Human woman is pregnant with boy
>enters Demon Realm
>gets turned into monster

What happens to baby? Would it be born as usual, but by a monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299765
Trying to remotely fill all Paladin-chans' breasts with milk to incapacitate them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299775
Now that's an experiment I wouldn't sabotage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299771
Either you get a incubus or the MGE version of blade

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299771
Alp version of the monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299771
A normal boy. Fetus transformation is still transformation.

[Anonymous No.]

I will kick a bee hive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299784
>MGE version of blade
Angry black half incubus that hunts other incubi and has to resist the urge to have sex?

[Anonymous No.]

Can a dragon cry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299792
You will get raped by bees.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299798
No

[Anonymous No.]

dont go to prison
might end up in the same cell as big bertha

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299805
Maybe

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299805
When a man declares his lover for her and when that man dies

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299811
But I want that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299758
Make her wear cowprint before milking her with my hands and mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299811
Sounds like a overwieght amazon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299781
>wanting to see innocent Paladin-chans suddenly swell with milk
>their sensitive, small breasts rub painfully against their hard breastplates
You sicko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299771
If it is a girl she goes monster, if it is a guy he goes incubus, if I remember correctly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299831
>small breasts
>swell with milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299831
Fine, fine. I'll sabotage it. If the Lich comes on to me, I'll tell her it was your idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299836
A tight breastplate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299848
Does the milk dribble down inside it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299805
Yes. And the tears are extremely valuable

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299848
I desperately wish for my Paladin-chan crush to become swollen and painful with milk and for her to come and embarassedly ask me to drain her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299831
>>15299848
>The breast swelling is so intense it bends the metal of the breastplate

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299865
Anon pls. That would be so painful all the Paladin-chans would lie on the floor squirming and crying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299859
If it did, would you lick it clean of the milk and sweat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299864
> " Ah! Anon! mmm-Get over here, pronto! "
> rush over behind the building to see if she was getting stabbed or if you were being ntr'd or something, turns out the titties too strong
> " I bet the monsters -ooh- did this. I just know it. You have to help me, I can't go to the Order Sermon like this. We're friends, right?"
> agree, watch as she takes of her breastplate and gambeson
> " Don't laugh! This is a serious problem! I can't manage it myself, it's too... distracting for a high-level Paladin like mooyself. "
> twist and squeeze, just like back on the farm
> " Anon! Ah! Go easier! Moo! "
> finish, her grossly swollen breasts back to their original shape, the lady herself a panting mess.
> " Hah...hah...oh, anon. Here's my number, call me. I think I might need some more help soon. "

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299894
>> twist and squeeze, just like back on the farm
>not using your mouth
Absolutely plebeian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299862
any advice on how to collect them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299904
Sad movies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299904
You'll have to make a dragon happy enough to cry. If you bully one, she might technically cry, but she'll boil them away almost immediately.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299894
What a disgraceful paladin, asking a man to touch her breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299910
>no big strong dragon wife who is secretly gets sappy for romantic movies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299916
Titcows in overalls? Lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299916
>Redhead
>Cowtits
>My two favorite hairstyles combined
Lord have mercy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299916
Are those fake horns? Looks like a headband to me. Either way those tits are criminal and begging for milky paizuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299886
You bet

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299904
The best way is probably tears of happiness or sadness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuyfazkwirY

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299928
>milky paizuri
Do you mean literally having her milk seep out and act as lube or metaphorically?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299941
As opposed to what, tears of ambivalence?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299934
I want to see your Paladin-chan catch you licking up her sweaty milk and punish you by making you drink it all up straight from her breasts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299943
Iron Giant is the greatest fucking movie ever made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299948
Tears of ambivalence are rarer, but they are a pretty tough challenge.

You'll need to make a dragon fall in love with you, and when you win her trust run away. After some days you come back, hopefully she is angry enough cause you ran, but happy enough that you camw back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299946
Leaking out as it happens, it's pretty great.

http://i.imgur.com/1HxGSDl.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

LET'S PUSH THOSE MONSTER RAPISTS OFF OUR WORLD

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299972
We need to build a wall to keep those damn rapist, job stealing monsters out of our country.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299972
But we need them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299976
>>15299981
HUMANITY IS THE GREATEST

SHAZVULT

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299989
Humanity is dumb

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299972
>you will never shop Tribes OC every again
Of all the games to learn the lesson "Never trust Jewrez," I had to pick that one. Damn them all. Damn them all off our world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urfADUE22zA

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299970
I want to do this to my pregnant waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299951
>milky Paladin giving her beloved squire a nursing handjob and eventually moving onto milky paizuri after training sessions
>gradually monsterizes and runs off to elope with the boy for more milky love and babymaking
Hnngh

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300025
She better monsterize only after getting pregnant with a son so their children can have a real big brother.

[Anonymous No.]

Kejourou's slowly getting there when it comes to content.

Also a Lich that looks skinny and undead by the same artist: http://i.imgur.com/MVRGFGk.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300052
>Lich
Nice desu ne~

[Anonymous No.]

>Enty not accepting my payments anymore
>right as hi res Golem gets posted
FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

What monstergirl comes first to your mind if I mention these hair colors?

>Black
>Brown
>Blond
>Red
>Auburn
>Gray
>White

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300077
>Black
Kejuurou
>Brown
Paladin
>Blond
Dragon
>Red
Succubutt
>Auburn
Troll
>Gray
Lich
>White
Wight

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299457
Okay, this looks like something out of Log Horizon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300052
>Just woke up
>New Kejourou art.

Well that's just wonderful!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300077
Kejourou
Kobold
Kitsune
Salamander
Hobgoblin
Lich
Also Kitsune

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300077
>Black
Hellhound
>Brown
Kakuen
>Blonde
Alice
>Red
Hinezumi
>Abrun
Troll
>Grey
Lich
>White
Yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300077
>Black
Kejourou
>Brown
Centaur
>Blond
Valkyrie
>Red
Salamander
>Auburn
Lamia
>Gray
Bicorn
>White
Kitsune

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300052
Those nipple piercings are a bit of a deal breaker.

[Anonymous No.]

If only mamono mana could cure depression, I'd reverse-engineer it into a miracle drug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300052
>Piercings
What a way to ruin something good

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl has the best non human hands?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300133
Familiar, always Familiar. Golems are nice too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300119
That is an incredibly round about way of doing it. Also probably counts as heresy to all faiths so expect all of them kicking your door down and shoving pamphlets/monster parts in your face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300133
Alps!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300133
Troll.

Because someone needs to tell her she has beautiful hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299771
But can we watch the demon lord give birth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300144
The religions that matter wouldn't be against it anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300133
Gnome, Jabberwock, Familiar and Salamander.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300133
Tough choice between the Familiar and Gnome. They're both just so good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300151
I want a Troll to give me a handjob, only to have to use the pinch grip because of her huge hands and my tiny dick!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300133
Yeti and Familiar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300052
I'm not as much a fan of ring piercings as I would be barbell, but I'll be damned if I ain't taking that waifish slip of a corpse and giving her some serious health.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300214
>Gnome
My nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

Manticores are supposed to get off to men being scared of them. How exactly do they achieve that? They look far from scary to me, pretty would be more like it. Unless they actually hurt people physically, I don't see how they can incite fear on anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300236
They convince men they're going to eat them as they would if they were still actual monsters, Manticores have a reputation as ferocious man eaters so your average in-universe guy who's never seen one before would think they were serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300236
They dress as ghosts and gives you the spooks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300245
But if they're intelligent enough to actually talk, that would probably mean they evolved beyond preying on other sapient creatures, right? It's infinitely easier to just hunt down wild animals for food rather than kill a man for it.

>>15300246
O FUK

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300236
They use their historic connotations and prey upon order propaganda to frighten men into thinking that they still eat men. And they do. But there's too much blood rushing out of their brain and into their dick, and there is too much socially conditioned fer that they don't realise until it's far too late that she won't eat them, but "eat" them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300259
>It's infinitely easier to just hunt down wild animals for food rather than kill a man for it.
Still, the average intelligence level of the general population would be a lot lower with it being a medieval fantasy world so people would buy into that kind of thing. There's also the possibility that they might be perfectly capable of eating animals but find tormenting humans more fun, as natural sadists it's a very easy act for them to pull off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300263
>And they do
wut

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300214
Regular Gnome, or Dark Gnome?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300284
Keep reading

[Anonymous No.]

What would you do if a loli manticore started acting like she was going to eat you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300296
Eat her out

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300296
"Eat her" like in that loli Manticore greentext where the guy turned the situation around on a group of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300296
Play along while deflecting all of her lewd advances until she herself doesn't even realize that she stopped and she's just playing like a kid. Then wait until she's old enough to eat me by force. Actual force, I don't buy boner-venom robbing me of all my free will and intelligence. I've been hard before. It don't happen. Plus I'm not really into children so I'd rather naturally shy away from fucking one until she were older. Though personally I prefer a MG to be older than me. Maybe I could get her older sister interested in me.

[Anonymous No.]

How would monstergirls influence videogames if they were real?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300286
I prefer the regular ones. I like their chill attitude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300360
LOTS more fucking. The entirety of sexlab would have been in skyrim day 1.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300360
More rape simulators and VNs about yandere girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300372
>>15300373
Would your waifu let mg game designers make you into a vidya character to be raped by virtual monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300385
Probably. Especially if there's money involved. Do I have to do the mo cap myself with her as the rapist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300385
She would probably love the idea, it's free money for us and she'd probably give me a huge hug before saying something cheesy along the lines of "but they can never have the real one."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300360
I wonder if they would get mad at being common enemies/boss fights in older games. Particularly the SMT games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300385
No, I'm sure the image alone of me being taken from her would naturally rub her the wrong way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300398
There's plenty of games where humans are the bad guys too. I wonder how they'd feel about that though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300373
>rape simulators
>hyperrealistic rape games with exquisitely modelled tears and psychological trauma on the boys
>church protests against this sort of titles on the streets
>accuse the makers of normalizing sexual violence against humanboys
>monsters come to the protests to find and rape virgin boys
>protests stop
>Rapaizuri 5 comes out to rave reviews

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you will never be a famous seiyuu and have hoards of monstergirls stalk you
>tfw you will never be the classic tsundere route character in a monstergirl dating sim
>tfw you will be forced into revealing cosplay and say embarassing anime lines to please your waifu

>>15300417
also don't forget the human boy mindbreak

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, any of you fags in England going to MCM tomorrow? We can mumble awkwardly about which monstergirls make our peepees feel nice in person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300437
>Meeting people from 4chan in real life
Bad idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300417
>Rapaizuri 5
I want to get raped by a monster girl's large breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

Are there actually any reverse rape stories here?
We always talk about rape but there's not a lot of stories with it

[Anonymous No.]

Whatever we do we shouldn't introduce Pokemon to Monster girls

Or they'll come up with the idea to make a version of a Pokeball that can capture humans

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300444
Yeah, I've seen the infamous pictures of board meetups. Still, I think that this place is at least a little bit more self aware than a lot of other places. At least it has been in the past.

Plus, I'd enjoy causing an actual bonafide fist fight just by mentioning the word "yuri".

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300468
Are you saying you wouldn't help your waifu be a humanmon master?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300437
>Anime conventions
>Conventions at all
How horrifying, although I wouldn't mind going for a drink with some of the more chill waifu-fags but they're all on the other side of the globe.
>>15300478
>A lesbian couple near by give each other a light kiss
>Anons start raging about how yuri ruins everything
>The rest of the convention stare at them in confusion
I'd pay to see this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300445
And I want to give monster girls comically large breast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300417
>Protesters are raped
>Remaining priests and acolytes make a mod for the newly released remake of a legendary shooter game, dubbed "The Ultimate MOAN"
>They reprogram the final boss of the second episode into an unbeatable combatant who's impervious to lewd attacks, and shoots rockets at the player: The dreaded Cyberhuman
>Mod gets recognition for being the hardest customization of a game ever made

What now, monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300482

Don't you mean Humon? And what would it take to become a Humanmon master?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300488
Would cosmetic surgery really be a thing in MGC? Would little baphomets want to go oppai loli?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300450
RSanon did one with an Ushi Oni raping a guy through the floor and I did one that had a lot of rape in it.
I haven't read all the stories, so I'm sure I'm missing some.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300496
Raising your humans to be the best they can be and beating other humans in competitions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300507
It probably would, you'd just have to go through a magic user which risks them putting on a little 'more' than they intended.


As for oppai loli baphomets.
They'd be rare but I'd definitely marry one and use those tits of hers.
They'd be the biggest.

[Anonymous No.]

>NEET yeti goes to an anime con with a Free Hugs sign
>no one hugs her
>she buys the doujins and merch she wanted and slinks out

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300511
Wouldn't everyone's waifu just have one human on their team though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300507
>Baphomet wanting to be oppai
Heavens no. Their entire schtick is that they're lolis. They're the highest ranking monster in the Sabbath, for fuck's sake.

I could see a Goblin doing that, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300514
>no one hugs her
Not if I have something to say about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300516
Well yeah. You have to choose what you want to train your human in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300450
Basically >>15300510 those and Silent's done two reverse rape stories, one with an Ushi-Oni and another with Lava Golems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299449
Give me a good reason why I don't want it to?.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15299449
Because I like being sane. I also feel comfier when alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300539
>I also feel comfier when alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300450
What do you mean by reverse rape? Like where yo u go to rape a MG but she ends up turning the tables on you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300517
I dunno, I imagine that one or two of them have gone rogue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300486
Hey, I'm a waifufag in England, and I'm pretty chill. I'm a drinking lightweight, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300559
>Englishman
>Not an alcoholic
Wow, how doe it feel being a unicorn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300554
Yeah, that's right. I chose this lifestyle a long time ago.

Don't you dare point those arrows at me, you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300559
Being a lightweight just means you save money, just think how much Onis have to spend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300563
Amusing. Last time I went for a drink was meeting up with a friend. I didn't get outright drunk off my head, but the trip to the bathroom halfway through my second pint of kronenbourg was like trying to walk on a ship's deck while it was being assaulted by a kraken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300450
http://pastebin.com/uEv9sU0C
http://pastebin.com/iG6UBAep
http://seafoam.pbworks.com/w/page/70229129/Manticore%20Fapfic
http://pastebin.com/hUpBNqCw
http://pastebin.com/mU1TBZUq
I know I'm missing a few.

[Anonymous No.]

FUCKING SHIT

I JUST DROPPED THE FUCKING SALAD ON THE FUCKING GROUND

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300589
What? And drop the caps lock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300486
>but they're all on the other side of the globe.

I live in 'Murrica myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300593

>What?
HE DROPPED HIS FUCKING SALAD ON THE FUCKING GROUND

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300601
OH FUCK, NOT THE SALAD!
Why are we doing this? This is stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300601
Did I just time travel back to Gaia Online?
Because that's what this thread feels like recently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300520
She's a NEET though, her fur is a mess that hasn't been brushed in ages and she smells funny!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300608
Because monster girls eat salad

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300612
What do you mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300593
He dropped the fucking salad on the fucking ground, Anon. Can you not read?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300626
There's been a recent trend of unbearably infantile posting recently. Scroll back up to the whole shit with some "feels" reaction picture posted. Nothing but garbage.
I feel it's happened due to the recent surge of new users/leaving of old users.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300638
>unbearably infantile posting
It's always been like this here, Anon. Were you expecting maturity from a long-running general about which monstergrill wud u fugg, on 4chan of all places?

[Anonymous No.]

Now I want to see a picture of a Alraune eating a salad for whatever reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297147
So we doing this, or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300646
It hasn't, though. Anyone here for any significant period of time pre-/jp/ should be able to recognise the shift in posting.

Maybe I'm just bitter because these threads aren't as good or as fun any more. Between that and th recent janitor upset, it just feels like things are taking a sharpish turn for the worse.

[Anonymous No.]

You know what'd make an interesting monstergirl?
A pangolin. The most lizard mammal you'll ever see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300668
I still think the threads are fun, much more fun then our other options

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300668
There has been a shift in posting, but from shitposting + angry posting + monstergirls + chill casual offtopic posting to just shitposting and angryposting with a side of monstergirls. These threads have gotten too serious for no reason.

>Maybe I'm just bitter because these threads aren't as good or as fun any more.
That's most likely it. I feel it oo, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300668
The threads are only as good as the content they produce. There are enough writers here to keep it floating and it seems like people like lawyer-chan and loen are dropping sketches threadly. Hold off on the doomposting and write a greentext.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are Arc System works monstergirls so top-tier?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300705
Needs more monster bits. Or robot bits. Or both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300690
Not to mention the amazing amount of art our waifufags commission

We have the best waifufags folks

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300714
Do we love our waifufags? We love our waifufags folks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300714
>Liking waifufags for the content they pay for rather than their tastes
Wow anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300712
A Golem dressed as Dizzy? Sounds nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300714
Most our waifufags are pretty chill people. I mean when has Gazerfag, Miiafag or Wockfucker caused a shitstorm? The Kej guy seems like one of our better posters too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300733
But i like all the the waifufag content I've seen so far.
I hope we see more of them do daughteru pictures

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300766
The only waifufag that was a bad cookie was Anubisfag.
Though Trachyon, another Anubisfag. Happened to be pretty chill on top of being able to write nice smut.

[Anonymous No.]

You wouldn't love an alien, right? Especially not a vicious and cunning Inquisitor like her, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300770
>I hope we see more of them do daughteru pictures
I'm not the guy who has a bone to pick over the daughterfagging but I think its becoming over-saturated. Not that I have any issue with what individuals chose to pay for, it would nice to see variety other than yet another anubis/snake.wock

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300792
Even Anubisfag wasn't that bad, he just happened to commission some content that the thread found questionable and other people posted it here to cause a shitstorm.

Unless my memory is failing me and he done it himself one of the times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300801
Wrong thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300801
She looks sad. I'd giver her a pat on the back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300587
Spider and the Fly has some rape

[Anonymous No.]

>Be doctor
>The states decides to allow monster immigration
>Monster girls slowly take our jobs
>Eventually a Lich takes my place
>Become a jobless middle aged man
>Hundred of thousands of men are in the same position
>A Tanuki gets elected president
>One week passes and a new law is voted
>Jobless men are now property of the states
>They can be used for anything
>The next day 2 muscled Onis in suits come to my house
>They bring me to some sort of care center
>Have to wait in a room with a dozen other men
>Everyone is scared shitless
>An Unagi Joro slithers in
>She asks us if anyone has an older sister complex
>One guy raises his hand
>She grabs him and they leave
>A moment later a Parasitic Slime rolls in
>The girl on top of the blob looks like she is having an orgasm
>The pink blob points at the guy next to me
>It grabs him and they leave
>3 minute pass without anyone coming
>Suddenly the wall bursts
>A Wurm just busted in
>She apologies for being late
>Everyone else is sweating heavily
>She comes closer
>"Who wants to make babies?" She asks
>One guy runs away screaming
>He gets tackled by Onis and carried away
>No one answers her
>She makes a sad expression and starts slithering away
>I stand up and call to her
>I barely even said a word that she already jumped on me, destroying a good part of the floor in the process
>Get princess carried away
>What have I done

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300810
Couldn't aliens be monster girls?

>>15300812
But anon, what if she hugs you as you do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300832
>What have I done

You made the right choice

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300837
>Couldn't aliens be monster girls?
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300837
Aliens aren't monsters though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300809
He caused the shitstorm and then road the backlash like a five-cent whore and admitted to it afterwards. I hope it's still on Warosu because holy shit, the guy was throwing out the net and hauling in those (You)s like no-one's fucking business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300837
>what if she hugs you as you do it?
I'd feel somewhat worried for my safety about interacting with an imperial soldier, though my human side would probably win over and I'd end up asking what's troubling her so much.

I mean, everybody needs someone to talk to, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300832
I always love it when Wurms get their happy endings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300853
>and I'd end up asking what's troubling her so much.
Probably her impending execution because some dickbag superior says she's not doing a good enough job. You aren't thinking about deserting with her, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300832
This actually makes me feel uncomfortable.
I mean, treating men like literal property is just disturbing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300909
>impending execution because some dickbag superior says she's not doing a good enough job
Oh shit

This will probably cost me my life in the future, but I'd try to bail her out, and wish her good luck with her new life after the Empire gives up chase.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300832
Sounds good to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300929
Isn't that already the case?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300929
Was this kind of situation ever touched?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300956
I... well at least it would be better if it was monster girls doing it would be better.

>>15300963
>>One week passes and a new law is voted
>>Jobless men are now property of the states
>>They can be used for anything
Yes it was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300929
Clashing of the swords:
a chant of the reluctant.
The path of fighting
is the path of life.
So amidst an assault,
tyranny is destroyed.
And concealment of the voice
results in the beauty of the echo.

[Anonymous No.]

So....
Oppai loli maid cafe where they can call you either master or oniichan depending on your preference??

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300987
>Oppai loli
>loli of any kind
Nah

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300987
I just want an oppai loli maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300987
Would be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300929
of course it is, while you could be given to a girl you like and getting along with, it's also likely you could be given to someone you hate and makes your life miserable. as for me I am not property and if a monster girl wishes to be my lover she has to both earn my love/trust and want more than just lustful sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301002
What kind?
A little holst?
Stacked kiki?
Clumsy hobgoblin?

>>15301006
Yep.
If you paid extra then they would sit in your lap so you could molest them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300987
But that means they call any man who goes there that, I'd rather have my own personal Hobgoblin maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300987
>oppai loli

These have always made me feel weird; mostly because of the loli aspect. Then again, maybe there's something I'm missing here...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301017
>If you paid extra then they would sit in your lap so you could molest them.
Would that be the only thing you could pay for to get something extra? Or would they have a menu for “things you are allowed to do with our employees for ____$”?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301017
Stacked Kiki or Werecat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301012
>you could be given to someone you hate and makes your life miserable

Even the most sadistic monster girl would still spend a lot of time and effort to make things work, I really don't see a scenario where a monster girl gets a man and they don't end up happy together

I guess if you truly don't want her from the bottom of your heart, not even mamono mana would help, but at this point she wouldn't go for you in the first place

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301024
Well, you can always sight up for their take a maid home program and get yourself a personal, oppai loli maid.

I'm sure that hobgoblin would start nuzzling into your chest with happy grin after she hears you picked her.


>>15301034
Tiny girl, big tits.
That's all you need to know.

>>15301037
There'd be a chart but vaginal would require a small payment and the signing of a marriage contract before hand.

>>15301042
Molest the ears and tails?
Traditional maid uniform or short skirted french maid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301050
Oppai loli french maid monstergirls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301058
Are you going to 'test the fit' of her uniform by groping her chest and flipping her skirt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300832
>Be programer.
>Work at a company as IT-guy when immigration for monster girls is finally allowed.
>Not worried about my job since few monstergirls can program.
>And even if they could, I would probably still do a better job.
>Company starts to hire a lot of monster girls since they can do such a good job.
>They start to replace the men.
>They are actually really nice.
>Slowly but surely men start to become the minority.
>Went to talk about if I’m going to keep my job with my boss.
>Even boss is replaced by a vampire.
>She tells me that I’m the most qualified for the job by a long shot and won’t get fired.
>Feel quite relieved.
>Time passes until I’m the only man left where I work.
>Higher up make a new rule.
>Monster girls are allowed to rape a man if it an emergency.
>A lot of them are having their mating season soon.
>I’m single.
>So are most of them.
>I wonder if the server rooms door is strong enough to keep them away...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301050
>I'm sure that hobgoblin would start nuzzling into your chest with happy grin after she hears you picked her.
Now that's an adorable thought, I think I'd be grinning like an idiot too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301050
>take home a clumsy hobgoblin maid
I cannot think of anything that would make me happier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301079
Any red-blooded man would.
Oppai lolis are for cuddling.

Be sure to take good care o her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301084
Maybe seeing her present you with a meal she made through all her hard work?
Missionary position procreation sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301075
>Getting raped by a bunch of nerdy monster girls in heat
Good luck IT anon, you're gonna need it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301050
>There'd be a chart but vaginal would require a small payment and the signing of a marriage contract before hand.
I do hope I am alowed to take them with me home after that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301099
I'm sure anon can fight his way through a couple dorks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301100
You are.
Princess carrying them is recommended but not required.

>>15301099
As a member of IT, I would welcome something to break up the night shift.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301043
I guess so, still the idea of being property and not a person sounds both miserable and very depressing to have happen to you. I'd want the free will to choose who I want and feel safe when i go about my daily deeds. I guess I'd be more accepting of this if she had a crush on me beforehand using this to finally confess to me, or if she truly does like me as more than sex and truly wish to form a real relationship with me based on shard chemistry and strong trust/true love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301106
Don’t underestimate the power of monster girls in heat anon.
They can do some serious shit just to get laid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301133
C'mon anon, are you really saying you couldn't escape the clutches of a few pasty Gazers and their Lich friends? The only one who might prove troublesome is the CC Kejouru, but I'm sure that you can just call her an old hag and get away as she cries

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301146
>but I'm sure that you can just call her an old hag and get away as she cries
Not with your humanity in tact. And once she's done crying she'll probably track yo udown with the lock of hair she slipped on your finger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301075
>Monster girls are allowed to rape a man if it an emergency
What the fuck kind of emergency is this

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301162
>What the fuck kind of emergency is this
If they are really, really horny.
You know, like mating season.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300832
I want a dragon to take me as her treasure!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301172
Then call in sick or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301159
A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do anon, I won't let myself be dirtied by those nerds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301181
>call in sick for mating season
>season
I don't think I'm covered for 60+ days of sick leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301181
You do know that mating seasons can last for several weeks, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301146
>The only one who might prove troublesome is the CC Kejouru, but I'm sure that you can just call her an old hag and get away as she cries

I'm not so sure it'd be that easy.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301187
But you want it, right?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301199
I sense good things!
Great things!
Wonderful things!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301199
Now what's going on here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301192
What's gonna happen, it's not like the Kej would get angry and wrap you up before callings the girls to violate you 4 at a time, and then tenderly loving you herself. Don't be ridiculous anon, something like that just can't happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301188
>>15301190
Use all the day off passes you saved up for this exact situation, duh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301204
>"Lesbian" who can't resist the dick
Vanilla has caused so many boners it's ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301206
What do you think it is Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301204
>>15301223
>>>/u/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301243
You went fishing and all you caught was a Wurm, you might need to find another line of work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301210

Of course not. She most certainly wouldn't wrap her hair around your mouth and cut you off before you could finish your sentence ,take you to her home after work and toy with you as she sees fit. No way, wouldn't happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301252

I didn't think they made fishing poles that strong.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you prevent from being forcefully husbando'd by a monster girl you don't even like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301252
I'd say that's a better catch, now I can use her to dig up precious metals and all I have to do is give her candy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301258
Tell her you hate her until she cries, apologizes then runs home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301256
Don't underestimate Tanuki brand products, they may be cheap but they get the job done.
>>15301260
I'm fairly sure that's against several different laws but as long as the Wurm's happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301258

Getting gud at fighting so you can fend off a good number of monster girls but trying not to get the attention of those who love to fight. But if someone like a Lilim takes an interest in you then you're out of luck to say the least

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301258
You gotta have a mix of Green Bay football and Miami basketball.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301252
What the hell is a Wurm doing in the river anyways?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301258
Find something she's sensitive about and bully her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301286
She's not a clever girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301230
More waifu funtimes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301286
She was digging a series of tunnels when she ended up in the river, then she decided it was hot and going for a swim was probably a good idea.

The local water Wurm was furious that she was being mimiced by her land based counterpart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301286
>He isn't near a river all the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301258
Get halberdiers.

[Anonymous No.]

Monstergirls wouldn't husbando a villain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301286
Her van went into the river and she was chasing after it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301338
I would waifu a villain monster girl though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301338
>What is chuuni cursed sword

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301344
Slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301346
Most villains already have their own swords though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301338
What if they defeat me in combat though? I want to be a villain who constantly gets thwarted by my arch rival hero monster girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301351
No. Eternally loyal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301355
Yeah but their swords won't blow them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300714
Gazerfag's half the reason I started to love his waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301359
Yeah, so a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301363
Swords are for killing, not fucking.

Decree 15 of the third Villain Creed book, page 20.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301370
I am going to reawaken my ancient evil waifu, just you wait!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301373
>Not killing it in bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301375
She's an awful person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301381
Anon, villains are not for lewding. They have much bigger concerns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301382
From your point of view maybe

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301386
You are truly lost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301386
You'll be sorry when she hurts you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301366
>>15301385
>Gazers can "see" outside of their lairs, warping reality to give potatoes actual eyes
>Trees with eyes, everything has eyes
>People in the area in villages feel like they're being watched all the time
>Men who masturbate nearby get a telepathic reprimand for being too lewd
>The only way to get Gazers to stop being a voyeur is for an entire village of every able bodied young man to vigorously masturbate in front of her cave entrance
>A scream that could tear silk coming from deep inside as they paint the cave mouth ivory white

[Anonymous No.]

If you had a villain waifu, would you rather:
A) Get sealed together with her, so you never have to be apart, hoping to get released by someone foolish enough once you're forgotten.
B) Not get sealed with your waifu, and work hard to get her unsealed as soon as possible. The heroes have already destroyed her forces, so you'll only have a fraction of the survivors and resources to do the task, and they'll be aware you escaped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301392
>>15301389
>Not serving your waifu in good or evil, and in life or death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301396
B) But they think I am harmless and let me go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301396
>Get sealed together with her, so you never have to be apart, hoping to get released by someone foolish enough once you're forgotten.
You mean like that one NISA game where you can go full edgelord?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301397
It's over, Anon. We have the high ground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301254
Would she smugly ufufufu as you try to resist her tender ministrations? Would she call you a perverted little boy for letting an "old hag" like her do this t you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301396
B. I'll pave the path to her revival, all she'll have to do is walk it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301396
Probably A, guaranteed to be with her that way.

B would probably end horribly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301411
You underestimate my nonexistent power

[Anonymous No.]

Well I mean if you wanted to unseal your waifu, what would the heroes say? I mean if you're the innocent househusband, they can't kill you since they'd be evil for that. And your intentions would be pure, you just want to be with your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301396
I think I'll take B.
It might be a harder job but I can still do it.

[Anonymous No.]

Monstergirls wouldn't be silly enough to unleash a sealed evil just to try to marry him, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301437
Don't try it, Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301457
He wouldn't be evil for long!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301338
I'd rather have her as the villain

>>15301396
With the first option we will be together forever at worst, so it's much better deal than B.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301442
They would probably take pity. They know I love her with all my heart and want to see her again and all that. So they won’t kill me, or even hurt me that badly either.
I think they would probably just stop me everytime. They wouldn’t actually do something outside of that. Once they’ve stopped me they’ll let me go. And this will continue on forever. Or at least until I get My waifu back and she will punish them for keeping us apart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301462
>Wouldn't be evil for long

I'm not so sure about that, Anon. He's so evil, awakening him would make "Nobody Told Me About Id" start playing in the background. Are you sure they can handle it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301442
If they kill you for the greater good they stop being heroes? There are many type of heroes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301494
o-oh. Well love and healing should triumph.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301442
They won't know that I am the husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301520
Well just tell them. It all might be one huge misunderstanding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301457
>Evil tyran reigned over the earth 3000 years ago
>At the time he was reigning he had reached the peak of humanity
>He could even defeat the most powerful monsters
>He was so evil and powerful that he had to be sealed
>Nerdy Crow Tengu reads about him in history book
>Decides to unseal him to make him her husband
>As soon as she does he makes the most evil laugh ever
>To reward her he will accept a single request from her before he kills her and everyone else in the country
>She asks for a date
>He learns to love during the date
>He gives up on his vengeance and evil tendencies in order to become a good house-husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301396
B
I'll become the new villain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301529
This is why nerdbirds are great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301528
That would make me a target. I will just leave quietly with the rest of the pardoned minions after the great battle that sealed my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301529
A 3-feet tall evil superhuman warlord strolling down the street with a crow tengu would be an awkwardly cute sight.

>Househusband
Eeeh, not really fitting for villains.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301494
>>15301457
>>15301529
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dKpeTEBYIA
>Lilim unseals a disgraced warrior from the bygone eras of the previous Demon Lords
>A man who committed the ultimate atrocity against the Chief God
>HFW she unseals his tomb to find him having not even aged a day, rendered immortal to pay for his sins
>HFW this song starts playing as he steps out into the sunlight for the first time in thousands of years, his hair nearly Kejourou levels of long
>HFW he completely ignores her while trudging off into the sunset to exact his revenge against his former master
>HFW he's so dense he might as well be a neutron star or a harem protagonist

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301512
But Anon, what if love and healing makes him even angrier?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300665
Only way is for someone to get the ball rolling, which will take a while

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301529
>Learns to love during a single date and gives up on villainy
>Not just making her his number one hench wench

Shit tier villain. I bet the worst he ever did was tell a monster he didn't want to date her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301551
It won't!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301557
Oh, but it will. Trust me, especially if a demon tries to make him love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301557
But one of the party members might panic and attack him on instinct. What will they do then?

[Anonymous No.]

What happens to an angel that loses hhis wings, does he go back to being what he was before an angel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301544
>not really fitting for villains.

What would fit better? A farmer? A doctor?

>>15301556
That would be a good end too, after all she fell in love for him because of his history

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301568
attack him on instinct as in hug him on instinct right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301576
>What would fit better?
A 10-feet tall ex-big bad in a business suit and tiny glasses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301573
>his
>he

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301580
>Waking up a slumbering villain while he was having the most wonderful dream of destroying the whole world
>Invading his personal space out of nowhere

Anon, these girls are making things worse by the minute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301573
He gets hit by mamono mana and alps into a cute monstergirl as the demonlord intended.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301604
>A Human
>Spontaneously Alping

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301606
>Angel
>Human
Are you retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301606
I'm pretty sure the guy I replied to said it was an angel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301587
He meant becoming a human again.

>>15301604
Mamono mana doesn't make you an alp if you're a human, only if you're gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301609
Angels are just winged humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>fuck yeah I'm gonna draw some lewd monster girls
>3 minutes in and I get too embarrassed and close the program
Every time
How do you guys do it?
It's too much for my pure virgin soul

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301619
Just close your eyes so you don't see her parts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301544
You don't want to see a brave little harpy use her wits and her tight cloaca to twist a former evil tyrant into being a sweet house-husband?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301616
Not him but you are retarded if that's what you think angels are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301619
Imagine a strict Anubis standing behind you and calling you a coward if you feel like backing out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301630
Angels are winged humans, Elves are dagger eared humans, P'Orcs are a Canadian's wet dream made manifest. I'm pretty sure i'm sound of mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301629
Not really. Been seeing too much "househusband this", "househusband that" in these threads lately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301636
There is literally nothing wrong with being a househusband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301632
All I could do was get a boner

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301636
Not even that, I'm just tired of gap moe bullshit. "Wouldn't it be hilarious if something was totally the opposite of..."
"No. No it wouldn't."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301616
Fuck off .less

[Anonymous No.]

You know what would be hilarious? A smart Wurm!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301640
Actually that's understandable, an Anubis insulting me would do the same thing.
>>15301646
>.less
>Starting a sentence with a capital letter

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301646
I'm not .less but thanks for playing.

>>15301612
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301655
It's amazing how people with the shittiest reading comprehension here are also the first to pick fights over their erroneous interpretations. Holy shit some people need to read more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301652
>Starting a sentence with a capital letter

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301647
Oh know what would be hilarious? A dumb Ryu!
OH WAIT! They are all dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301669
And old! And single! And fat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301647
It would be funny to see a Wurm with a degree in architecture.

You know, because she would be building stuff instead of destroying it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301663
What? I wasn't picking a fight over anything, what I had said earlier would never be a part of MGE canon to begin with so I hardly see how it makes me into Bird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301671
But what if you like older(30-50's based on looks) women?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301663
The question is bait in the first place. Angels weren't anything before. They're their own type of creature. They're not made from humans or souls or anything else. That's true both in KC and the Abrahamic source material across all three of the main religions from it.

The guy know that too. I don't know why anyone would even respond to somebody that posted a reaction image of Aku making a troll face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301679
She's still fat and single!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301668
You've not been here long have you? Less is known for his poor grammar and not starting sentences properly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301636
Then just a nice loving husband then

>>15301641
I just want to see a former destroyer of villages and devourer of souls be held at the sexual mercy of a girl much weaker the him until he turns over a new leaf.

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>>15301688
Well i just so happy to like cuddling and hand holding, she isn't going to be single much longer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301692
I know .less doesn't use capitals. That guy was just making a joke and I'm just pointing out that you're putting way too much thought into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301692
To his credit the dude speaks like three different languages and is only fluent in one: chancla

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301707
But she is weird and smelly too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301707
So you'd date a clingy fat old hag dragon? Gross! Are you a gold digger boy or something? What a weirdo!

Just date a girl your own age!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301703
See the problem is
>evil guy
>much stronger than her
>allowing himself to be pussy whipped
Doesn't make much sense. Maybe if he was a powerful good and honorable guy but an evil guy would just take what he wanted.

>No murdering you big meanie or no sex tonight!
>Woman, when I come home from a one-sided massacre, you will bathe my sweaty bloody body with your tongue and thank me for the privilege if you don't want to get plucked like a chicken dinner!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301720
I want to romance a MILF Dragon of Onyxia levels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301722
It's the power of love, wits, and sexual bullying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301725
You shouldn't datethose old and lonely dragons. You should go for a young and active one instead!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301735
Problem number two
>She loves him as the legendary supervillian
>Whole point of why she went through all the trouble of waking him up
>Yet tries to stop him from being all that

Come on man.

Besides, you forgot that bullying only works with leverage. She has no leverage, unless you give her some kind of mcguffin. Like she has the power to instantly seal him back up if he misbehaves. Otherwise there's nothing she can do to stop him doing what he wants. You think some nerdbird tears are going to move him? This is a guy that used to hunt children for sport.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301722
>They have arguments all the time due to his constant massacres
>Neither one wins and they both go to bed fuming
>He gets his revenge by taking the last bit of flan the crow was saving for later in the fridge before leaving the house the next day because he fucking can

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301759
>He put the empty plate back in the fridge and left a note on it that said it was delicious

Top tier villain

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301425
And she wouldn't let you go no matter how much you begged her to, watching you struggle in vain smugly and then when you finally wear yourself out she'll truly begin her teasing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301759
>They have their first big argument, a herald to the change in their relationship to come
>She blows off the frustration by kicking his ass to the curb for a week
>He channels his frustration into massacring small nation and placing himself and his newfound generals atop the pile of skulls, arming and reinforcing themselves to face the world as he once id so long ago
>She quickly realized she is the sole thing that could hold him back, and kicking him out is one of the dumbest things she could have ever done

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301779
I for one welcome our new overlord. Did you hear he's running for president?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301750
>>15301720
But they deserve love too! And i want too know that an older, busty, tall woman picked me and loves me.

Doesn't help that i have a "small" dragon addiction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301787
I hear his wife is strugging with adapting to her new position as Overqueen

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301787
Historical figures really don't make cool looking villains. It's always just some old fart with a gay-ass outfit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301685
If I really wanted to bait a shitstorm I'd say futa and furry are fine so long as they're kept off-thread in containment sites for easy to manage shit; Bob and co. aren't the worst writers we've ever had; Your waifu will never be real and you'll die married to a black woman or your dakimakura; Druella did nothing wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301790
Actually, go for it. Date that that old clingy Ryu.
Then there will be more young little winged lizards for me to prey on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301798
>clingy motherly Ryu
You only make me want her more anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301798
>older clingy motherly Ryu.

I only want her more anon... I am going to make her a mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301804
Can you imagine when those MILF tits approach head and you end up sucking her nipples while she gives you a handy? That's nasty Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301554
>>15301554
By get the ball rolling, do you mean someone has to write a story first? Because I'll take that hit if it means my dream of having Papi drawn as a Jub Jub is possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300665
>>15301554
There's barely any writefags active here anymore, they problably don't want it either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301816
BONER YES.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300665
You would need some damn good incentive to get this going, because I would imagine that most writers already have stories up in their head that they are working on and would rather be writing than something random just because

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301816
>MILF
Into the trash it goes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301851
MILF body. She doesn't have kids, she is a lonely and clingy Ryu.

[Anonymous No.]

I love birds of all shapes and sizes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301836
You are getting a boner for her? She will probably get so happy she'll cry and huf you with that soft body, while saying that she'll never let you go.
That's really weird, Anon. I hope you aren't serious with staying with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301870
I'm going to hug a snow jub

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301870
I would hug a shortstack harpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301875
Anon i already have a dragonic addiction, all your doing is making it worse, i only yearn for her more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301886
You're one of those weird Dragon Cultists aren't you? The kind that worship and pamper Dragons high in the mountains.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301876
What is that expression trying to convey

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301896
Unbearable lust for men

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301886
Anon I thought you were sent to that cuddle withdrawal rehab center a few days ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301886
Oh god you degenerate! I bet you are so into that old soft body of hers that you'll even dare to touch the reverse scale and unleash all those years of sexual frustration upon yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301894
The 5 dragon cultist will pamper their respective dragons to the heavens!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301894
No i just really like dragons. I want to hold ones hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301896
She really wants to be hugged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301910
I want to interlock fingers with one and say that even though her scales are hard and cold, they still make me feel harm inside!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to spook monstergirls by appearing behind them when they least expect my presence., quietly staring down at them when they turn around and see me, and say hi

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301905
I am, i escaped and will cuddle that ryu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301894
I'm going to join the cult that worships that scary Red Dragon with the bad temper, but a heart of gold!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301952
There are no Red Dragons fuck off shoggocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301258
Anti-Rape Grenades™

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301962
There is if I paint her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301258
Move up north until it's too cold for them to get you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301973
Paint her red, sharpen her claws, give her a healthy diet that will help her produce powerful dragon fire.

All to help her in terrorizing the local villages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301396
While choice is certainly the safest decision, choice B is the more interesting one. So I'll go with B.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301978
Anything for my Dragon. I'll even scratch myself a little bit and go to some villages saying that I was attack by a powerful dragon and that she was coming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301987
It's all a con.

The Dragon Cultists run in dressed as peasants, spreading panic about a Dragon around a day before she arrives.

Then all the Dragon needs to do is swoop in, and pose in an intimidating fashion, and she'll have gold and jewels thrown at her feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301952
>tfw she's a bitch and her heart is literally made of gold as part of a curse from her being so greedy

You fell for the old bait and switch. Now go fetch her grouchiness her evening carafe of Chablis. Turn on all your charm. She has a bad habit of roasting the new guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301969
How do they operate? Like flashbangs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302010
How the fuck does the heart beat if it's solid gold

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302010
Yes at once! Anything for the great Dragon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302012
>It's all a con.
They work like a frag, except full of dildos instead of steel bearings. Don't get caught in the blast. That's a quick way to alpdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302012
Pretty much. With different models being tailored to handling different monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302017
It's a mechanical pump powered by a heat exchanger and several archimedes screws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302022
>those wide hips and that booty
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302017
It's magic, ain't no one gotta explain shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302010
I'm only serving her if she says the magic word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302034
It's using the dragon's heat to move liquid from lower on her body to a higher point? Does her blood work like rainfall?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302058
RAWWWWR?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302058
The 'magic word' is her setting your hair on fire if you don't bring her thinly cut slices of beef for her to char and eat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301973
Fuck off shoggocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302079
FUCK
OFF
FISHER

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302069
Starts with a "P"

>>15302070
I'll only bring those slices if she says the magic word. I won't really have any hair left, so she can't even burn it anymore.

>>15302079
Go on. Say the magic word too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302064
>Implying you can't create head pressure with a screw pump in a closed system

What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302053
The pride of her bloodline, complimenting the size of her hips and the heat of her dragon fire is a nice way to get on her good side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302079
>>15301962
I'm going assume you're just joking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302079
>>15302081
Hold your dragons for a second, what's so bad about red dragons existing or not, MGE-wise?. They would just be dragons, but red so they might be faster but it's no big deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302098
He is a bull. He doesn't like red.

Also, if I'm color blind and mistake the color of a dragon, would she be mad at me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302098
Some people don't like their monsters color-coded.

Don't know why, sub-species are fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302098
>>15302114
>>15302117

Yeah that's what I'm not getting from that guy. I don't know if he's serious or not because assuming anyone who tries to come up with a variant of a monstergirl is shoggocks and telling them to fuck off is a retarded practice.

KC himself said people can have their monstergirls tailored however they want, this isn't a homogenized setting where people should only fantasize about the archetypes from the fucking encyclopedia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302114
I'm sure she'd understand your inability to see colors. She might even be sad that you can't fully comprehend the magnificence of her scales.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302121
The guy is saying that because Bollocks wouldn't shut up about Red Dragons once upon a time. Just like anyone going on and on about Black Dragons would be called Alp for similar reasons.

There's nothing un-MGE about the different dragons. MGE itself is a parody of the DnD monster manual down to the layout, where the original chromatics came from, and KC himself has talked about releasing a book of various dragon subspecies in the same vein as the old Draconomicon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302114
It would go like the different tastes here, say if I like tall, strong and busty women I would be dissapointed if you give me an average one and really upset if I get a loli.

Now, I don't remember if particular variants of dragons hate a specific or any other type which isn't their own, but seeing as they are prideful, if beautiful, beings with loyalty only to themselves and their treausure...yes she will.

[Anonymous No.]

>jubjub egg slimes crave dick as soon as they're born
What the fug

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302142
Why do people keep bringing up bollocks then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302114
She would be a bit peeved I imagine.

Every sub-species would think themselves superior to others, being arrogant as they are. Except for Fairy Dragons and Undead Dragons, but that's another story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302149
>implying they don't crave dick even before they are born
It's why they're not born as jub jubs in the first place. Disgusting abominations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302149
>jubjub egg slimes craved dick before they're born
Fixed, those aren't news though, yeah it's weird.

That's Wonderland for you, stay the fuck away

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302149
that's some good shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302092
I'm very much not joking since you always talk about Red Dragons as if you're fucking different colored Alp, which coincidentally you pretty much are

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302124
>>15302144
>>15302154
Can't have a dragon feeling down or getting mad at me. But while thinking about dragons I came to a solution! I just have to feel her scales, that way I can differentiate them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302153
Because the man has done enough blogging and pity parties for the whole thread to know his tastes intimately. It's become a game to some to hassle him about them.

>tfw the thread made him quit drinking cider
Oh well, it wasn't a good brand anyway. I say as I sit here drinking the same terrible Angry Orchard because the corner store was out of anything better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302171
She'd be a bit resistant at having your feeble Human hands caressing her magnificent scales, but the instant you pull away she'll demand you keep rubbing them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302149
>You will never have to navigate through a nest full of unhatched jubjub eggs with nothing but a radar and a flamethrower

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302171
Maybe, I'm not a dragon investigator after all, demonology is where the shit at, necromancy is cool too, even if you end like that poor dark lord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302166
I'm not the guy going on about red dragons. By the way why do you care so much about that kinda shit? People go on and on about jabberwocks and normal dragons here all the time, what's the fucking difference? I remember seeing this shit a long time ago but I just ignored it. It's not hard.

[Anonymous No.]

Since we're talking about best dragons I'll just post best older dragon sister

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302182
And that's the second reason I'm fucking scared of those eggs, and mating with jubjubs. I already crossed that hell, can't have that again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302195
>that perfect body definition
>those shorts
Bless this artist

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302195
What if KC adds a girl that takes the Wocks place as best onee-san?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302195
THAT CAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302208
Is such a thing even possible?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302208
Blood will probably flow, especially if the hypothetical best onee-san is good enough to rally other anons behind her. It probably would be fun to watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302208
I don't think a mere cat can take the queen out of her throne.

[Anonymous No.]

I prefer my dragons with horns, wings and tail only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302208
Please, the most the can hope for is to be a wock's apprentice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302219
No arms and legs? Like a quetzalcoatl?

[Anonymous No.]

Guys what do i do if i have a dragon addiction?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302224
I meant without scaly claws or weird extra bits like tentacles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302186
Because if you enable faggotry then you're going to have an entire concert hall full of cigarette smoke

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302226
We talked about this already and I got called a terrorist, deal with it, love your dragon, eat your veggies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302226
I also have one. I can't stop thinking about her and it's starting to affect my life a little bit. Even in public, my mind drifs offs to those beautiful scaly arms of hers. I can't even solve sudokus anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302231
Bit late for that, honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302226
Fap to all kinds of dragons of course.

Come to think of it, there's disappointingly little Wurm lewds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302239
I was in the middle of losing games of Overwatch so sue me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302244
So you're just angry at the moment?

STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302244
OUR WORLD IS WORTH CUDDLING FOR

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302249
>>15302251
I am so fucking salty right now I could salinate the fucking world's oceans beyond capacity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302256
I'm sorry for your loss, Anon.

RYUJIN NO RAPE YOU KURAE

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302256
At least you can play shit, don't be so mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302208
He already did. Many times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302264
Yeah well RYUU WAGA TEKI GO FUCK YOURSELF

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302267
What onee-san could be more cuddly then this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302271
What's the problem, Anon? Had your play of the game stolen by a Bastion doing a triple kill and then dying?

REPETITION IS THE KEY TO MASTERY

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302277
Be careful with the switch to the cuddlepocalypse

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302265
I can't help but be mad when we're letting a TFT fag get off scotch free

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302306
>we're letting a TFT fag get off scotch free
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15301976
how does moose-chan get through doors?

[Anonymous No.]

Guys keep it down, she's sleeping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302306
First this>>15302308

Second, if we aren't burning his hide then ignoring him is a close second option. Better than taking the bait like idiots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302318
Aww, I just want to hug her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302318
>[X] Kick
>[ ] Don't kick

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302318
Okay, who ordered two boxes of cymbals? I can't hold these for much longer!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302318
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKGvmhsLfTY

[Anonymous No.]

>page 10
Could we ride the thread to the grave peacefully before jumping the gun to a new thread this time. Please? We're supposed to bother the /jp/ natives as little as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302334
>/jp/ natives
We've been here for years, we're natives at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302335
Anon that's not how being a native works. I could live in Japan for my entire life but I will never be a native.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey anons, I haven't been here in close to two years. How's everything been? Anything good happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302378
Oh my god you missed some shit.
Both the good kind and the "good lord I'm glad you weren't here for that" kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302334
All the new threads lately have been started by the janitor, so it's not like it's us doing it.

There's no reason to right now anyway. We still got images and everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302378
>Anything good happen?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jN_F0Gqe0_o

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302308
Fallopian Tubes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302378
Latenight for one. There is so much art for you to find.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302386
>started by the janitor
Wait what? I know there were some thread shenanigans but what?

>>15302389
Oh, right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302393
>>15302385
May I request of a kind anon for links or some recommendations? I could just click into the links above, but what is the best shit, that I shouldn't miss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302403
>Wait what? I know there were some thread shenanigans but what?
The massive deletions, random bans, and super old generic OP pics didn't tip you off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302411
Well yeah I'm a bit worried about that, but from there to the janitor starting the thread himself...

Unless you mean that he forces us to make a new one, that I know it's been happening lately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302277
Titania, Kraken, Apophis, Kejourou, Valkyrie are all better onee-sans than the dragon slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302427
Also Demon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302423
No. He's the one been making them. He makes one arbitrarily, then demands everyone migrates, then deletes/bans whoever doesn't. Notice not a single OP pic of the last several threads has been anything relatively new or content generated here in the threads. If you've been in these threads for a long time, you know exactly how bizarre that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302427
>than the dragon slut
Wow, rude. Someone like you doesn't deserve an Onee-san. All of them would want to discipline you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302423
>>15302411
>/mgg/: The Phantom Menace

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302438
Shut up Bibble

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302403
I have hopes if we focus enough energy on him he'll just fuck off once and for all like Bob did

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302435
Oh fucking shit, I think you're right. Did we even have the ittan girl as a OP pic when she came out?

Fuck, I knew killing my neurones slowly was a bad idea, can't even into perception.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302436
Sluuuuut

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302496
what is it

[Anonymous No.]

See this?

THIS is what happen to paladin girls.

Human girls don't deserve love, monsters do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302496
But does it grant wishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302509
I want to purge that slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302509
That's why you, as her faithful squire should protect her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302509
>implying parasites deserve anything other than napalm

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302509
Quit being a fucking cunt, Lilim. I'll love paladin girls as much as I like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302461
You're a jerk, only Sabbath members for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302516
>>15302517
>>15302520
>>15302530
Paladin-chans steal boys from good, hard working monster girls, throw them to the slimes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302316
She walks sideways bud, I oughta throw in a snow bank for goin on aboat her antlers

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302549
With this attitute, I'd rather join the paladin girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302549
Paladin-chan is cool and smart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302435
Yeah, and also bans everyone who brings up the fact he's banning people after making a new thread as anonymous before the old one has died.

Remember that this exists if it starts happening again:
http://www.4chan.org/feedback

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302561
>joining the prudes
Haha!

>>15302565
Go read your Bible, Paladin-chan, nerds aren't allowed here

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302608
Hey
Hey Lilim
Better a prude than a used slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302614
DESTROYED

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to help Lilims infiltrate our government so Monster Girls can liberate us under their control

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297915
Its done. Ended up being awesome. I think I just set the expectation bar way too high for the next one.
http://i.imgur.com/FTqutyC.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302608
I want to be the stoic bodyguard of a Lilim!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302631
Nice loen. What's next on your agenda?

Any big fat cuddle cat in the foreseeable future? Could you link to all your doodles of her by the way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302631
Fantastic as always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302631
Big Cows

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302631
Are you still taking commissions these days?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302631
>That squeeze
Penis has Logged On

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302631
>Loen's first lactation image
/mgg/'s breaking you, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15297147
>15k limit
>Vietnamese flashbacks of getting cockblocked by the wiki's 5k limit on that one contest and ending up 18th specifically because of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302631
>those udders
I want to drink straight from the tap.
I also can't wait to see what you'll do with that big tittied Vampire thingy from earlier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302631
Oh man, her tit is even doing the "3" mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no live in nurse Shoggoth to tend to my aches and pains
Fuck this humidity, it always makes my knee hurt so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302659
>Fuck this humidity
>TFw AC is busted
Could really use a Yuki Onna right about now

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302650
Might suck at first but practicing within set confines will help you refine your pacing and general tempo control.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302659
At least you don't have crippling back pains whenever you lie down on top of having busted knees in your twenties

[Anonymous No.]

Why is Deruella so cute?
I want to cuddle her while stroking her hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302649
It's pretty tame and it makes sense given the character at least

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302670
Get out Dumbella, we are talking about cows now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302668
I CAN NOT BE CONTAINED

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>>15302650
5k is barely enough to write a single fleshed out scene in prose. 10k is about enough to have a core scene with some proper intro and outtro window dressing.

You really have to start carving off details if you only have 5k. Just look at Lovecraft's crunch stuff that size like The White Ship vs his usual abnormally florid prose.

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>>15302631
And on the fifth day Loen said "Let there be big coloured milky tits" and so it was.

Perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302670
>Why is druella so cute
Because she's not a bitchy cunt, unlike her Lilim sisters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302678
Dot not bully the headpat queen.

[Anonymous No.]

Can we all agree on that salamanders are better than lizardmen in every way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302688
Actually, I find Salamanders more forgettable than Lizard girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302636
An anon from my comission list replied yesterday so I will be doing that. And a Lala for myself in my free time. Anyways I wont be able to draw much the next 2 weeks due to college. Will give my best to give the comission priority. Theres the vampire request too.
>>15302636
Would love to, but sadly time is short.
https://imgur.com/a/PGkEi for fat cat.
>>15302645
I am, as Im getting close to the end of the list.

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>>15302688
Seems about right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302685
Would staying in bed with her after sex so she can wake up with your arms wrapped around her fluster her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302688
I only like Lizardmen for muh kuudere silent swordswoman.

Salamanders are too "fiery" to fit certain roles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302688
I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302696
God what a cuddly cat

Does she have a name?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302708
Some just call her Big Fat Cuddle Cat

[Anonymous No.]

It's time for bed, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302696
Big fat cat tats > itty bitty kitty titties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302670
This is very cute.
Does she get to hold hands with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302666
REMOVE SUMMER remove summer

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302714
Don't call me dude, Ran. "Your Dudeness" is the least I'll accept.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302714
God mom, stop calling me dude! It's not cool anymore, now leave me aloooone!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302688
They're the exact same gimmick as lizardmen but they're much more *~anime~* about it.

I can't read their profile with their "fighting spirit" and "burning flames of intensity" without rolling my eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302714
>you will never breed a fox as thick as Chanta's Ran

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302714
Careful man, there's a beverage here

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302723
>Summer removal
>Yetis
For some reason Yetis actually make me think of hot temperature, with all the fur and the hug thing, kinda bad for someone who likes coldness like me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302721
I don't know, you tell me.
The answer is no. Hands off the waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302731
Feels awful man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302711
Well OK, but wouldn't she get offended if I called her that?

But she's just so cuddly and soft

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302739
There is no greater feeling than cuddling up with a yeti by the fireplace with a blizzard raging outside until you both fall asleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302631
You are my hero.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302756
She knows what she is.
Besides, it just makes her feel more smug when she can rub it in the faces of the others that SHE has a boyfriend when they don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302759
Look at my hero, he's ordinary!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302739
Imagine a cold yeti coming up and snuggling you on a hot day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302670
She's not cute, fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302741
Why are her eyes spinning
Fuck you I am holding her hands anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

What would a yandere Ittan-momen be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302787
salty coins

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302787
As boring as the original.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302787
I imagine it's something like that image of the guy and the blanket girl that doesn't let him get up from bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302687
I'm going mto head pat her in front o her Lilim underlings, just so I can hear them ohoho and ufufu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302778
I think she is, so fuck off right back.

>>15302781
Because she's flustered.
No seriously, hands off the waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302731
It's too late for that kind of talk, dude! Take off your clothes, and lets get to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302787
There's a creature from the world of Harry Potter called a Lethifold, they're basically living sheets that eat people and leave no trace of them behind.I'm sure you could adapt something like that into a yandere Ittan-momen

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302818
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302818
Totally not inspired by talking to ELH or Mari about the lewdest of the Lilims.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302818
Would totally like Deruella if she had this personality, sadly she's a crazy zealous bitch that only does edgy stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to live in a small Canadian town with a Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302857
Why canadian?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302857
I want to live by a pond in a peaceful Maine town with a Corgi Kobold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302857
that's like living in New Brunswick with a black girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302848
Wanna fuck the blackberry
Wanna hold the blackberry
Wanna have kids with the blackberry.

>>15302854
But anon, Mayadere Deruella is the best Deruella.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302863
Canada is my home anon, although I would like to go back to Texas if I couldn't pick Canada.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302868
>Telling the blackberry you want to have kids with her
That camera'll be about the only thing pulling out tonight, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302889
>powerful thighs
Reminds me of that one anime where a girl was pole dancing with pantyhose on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302889
Joke's on her, Leglocking is one of my fetishes!
I'll keep going for as long as she wants, no matter how tired I get!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302877
How about those Leafs eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302867
So that's a bad idea? I'm sorry anon, I've never been to NB.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302912
They're trash, just like the city. I don't even know if demonic energy could help it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302919
Basically "I thought we shot all you folk" the province.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302925
Sounds fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302909
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOy6hqzfsAs
>Demon Lord walks in on Anon giving Drew a leglocking mating press
>Drew shifts her eyes to see her mom standing there
>This fucking music plays
>Demon Lords just slowly backs out as you flood Drew with your seed
>Demolishes her husband's pelvis from seeing her daughter in the springtime of youth

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302895
You mean the silver-blond japanophile officer lady? That's Heavy Object.

https://youtu.be/FMxJcm5Y2Lw?t=19s

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302933
Imagining her sprinting up to her room after seeing that is hilarious.
>The Demon Lord's husband is just getting in his pajamas and getting ready for bed.
>Then his wife bursts into the room naked, pins him to the bed and rides his brains out.
>Just like their honeymoon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302924
They need to pick up that Jane Gretzky glacies, if they make the playoffs I'll jump in a lake

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302939
Yeah that's her. I've probably jacked off 30 times to that poledance.

Some of the hottest service I've seen in a japanse show yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302933
This is what i will hear when the waifu i don't know i have exchanges stares with me for the first time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302933
You'd think that situation isn't any special or awkward in Succuslut Prime HQ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302943
http://exhentai.org/s/ab97006b08/257895-128
This is literally how I picture the scenario to go down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302975
It is for the Demon Lord when she realizes she's old enough that her Daughterus are having Daughterus.
She's going to want to feel young again with her husband.
Seeing Deruella's pussy being filled for the sole purpose of babymaking probably made her want to make some more Lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302978
I wonder if her husband gets chills thinking about FINAL BOSS mode activating again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302982
Seeing his wife in the same barely there leather outfit she wore back before she had kids laying on the bed while licking her lips and giving him the "Fuck me" eyes would probably put the mightiest of fearboners in his pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302982
I dunno. After 100+ lilims I'd like to think they're just sort of passe about it.

> "What's for breakfast?"
> "Pancakes and coffee, dear."
> "Excellent."
> "..."
> "What did you put in this?"
> "My love nectar, of course."
> "Oh good. For a minute I thought the semen I snuck into your coffee went unnoticed."

And then they go sit on the lawn and watch their lilim daughterus play chuunis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302987
>Hero walks out of the bathroom in his pajamas
>Finds himself in a lavish boudoir
>Dude, where's my bedroom
>Demon Lord is just sitting there among cushions, wearing her old pauldrons and barely-there leather bikini
>It accentuates her motherly hips and breasts even more than it used to, and he can feel a familiar tingling in his nethers and the hairs on the back of his neck standing up
>Her wings are out-spread as she just gives him the "Fuck Me Ragged" eyes and makes a heart with her hands
And that's how Hero reached Lvl. 99

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303005
But what if you don't like lilims/her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303032
Doesn't matter, because the hero is her husband.
It's not some random anon, it's Deruella's dad.

[Anonymous No.]

When will be the next penis inspection day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303032
Then you're shit out luck because she's going to hatefuck you into the floor

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303038
Tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>MFW my taste in MGs is incredibly vanilla

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303066
I almost like em all except centaurs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303066
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303068
Centaurs are fine if you have the frontgina as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303077
Haven't seen many with frontginas though

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303077
>frontgina
>fine
This is either bait or the worst taste imaginable.

[Anonymous No.]

You wouldn't tease a teenie tiny pussy, would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303080
Because they're a terrible idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303081
>Bait

I'd call it more

>Stop liking what I don't like

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303082
>teenie tiny pussy
Fucking disgusting, i need curves, MILKY curves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303081
The problem with a lot of narcissistic people on 4chan is that they see the boards as extensions of themselves, so when the boards fail to reflect favorably on them, they lash out in anger, confusion and frustration. This is exacerbated by the fact that most of us here on 4chan have little social contact, meaning that it is imperative for the more reclusive of us to find satisfying interactions here.

Because nobody except annoying tripfags assert any identity, it's easy to maintain the illusion that everyone here is "like myself", reflects "my tastes" and, even if it is never openly said, "gets me". So when evidence to the contrary emerges, this isn't put down to the fact that maybe the whole idea of cohesion was inaccurate, it's put down to the fact that some alien force has contaminated the boards, that something foreign is degrading the quality of something which was once pure, cohesive and representative of "my qualities".

This is the origin of the "stop liking what I don't like" problem people here have. It's a vain attempt to rid an expanded version of ones own ego of contamination by that which you do not approve of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303082
I prefer grown woman, but godamn those little girls makes my inner bully alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303084
Centaurs are a bad idea to begin with

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303093
Why wouldn't you just post the picture?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303093
Fuck you Freud, i don't want to fuck my mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303093
That's a fine piece of pasta you got there son, but you forget that frontgina has always been shamed here as the same tier as wanting to fuck siths. Don't even pretend otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303096
It's a classic monster design, good bad or sideways. It is what it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303100
>the opposite of wanting to fuck a horse is just as bad as furshit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303103
True

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303104
>fucking a horse's chest is the opposite of fucking a horse
Doesn't even work with your own logic Dennis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303095
Like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303114
There's a big fucking difference between human pussy and horse pussy, pal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303115
No, like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303099
>he doesn't wanna fuck his mother
Pleb taste detected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303117
>it's an all monster pussy must be human pussy shitposter
Ah, so it was bait from the beginning. Good to know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303126
My bad, chum. Try to mention when you're staging an argument in your headcannon next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303118
What the fuck is wrong with their noses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303131
It's a horrible birth deficiency called Tumblritis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303131
I think that's an earlier piece where he was getting more comfortable with his style. This is a much newer one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303130
>Claiming that's how it is in KC
I think you should take your own advice there and keep your headcanon in your head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303073
None of your business you uppity faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303136
>Molesting thick Kitsunes
She may be an old hag but she surely have excellent tastes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303136
Yukari can't keep getting away with this

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303115
Oh god, you killed my pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303136
A DUD!?

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna tell monstergirls that sex is meaningless!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303231
What if she cries?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303231
You are sentenced to death by rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303245
>You are sentenced to death by snusnu
Fixed that for ya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303243
Truth hurts, doesn't it?

>>15303245
>>15303252
Good luck, I'm sending this from behind seven proxies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303254
Are you going to comfort the poor crying monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303258
Oh god dammit. I didn't mean to make her cry, I just didn't know it was suck a delicate matter to her. I'll give her a pat on the back and an apology.

My argument still stands, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303275
>suck
such*

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303275
You just said that the meaning of life to her was meaningless, of course she is going to be sad.
You'll also have to take responsibility and give her life a new meaning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300987

Wait, what?

[Anonymous No.]

oppai-lolis disgust me. give me a flat onee-chan instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303302
>You'll also have to take responsibility and give her life a new meaning
Uh, okay sure. First off, there's always family. That's what most people live for usually. She could also try finding a new vocation too. Does she have anything else in mind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15300987
Master ordered a hug with his yakisoba!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303323
Flat is justice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303329
Looks like the only thing in her mind is having a family with you. And for hobbies she is probably thinking about spending time with you.

[Anonymous No.]

Anubis is number wan!

[Anonymous No.]

How important is it to stick to lore?
I have some pervy friends that wanted to play a tabletop RPG where they are monster girls in a world full of monster girls, so I was researching this for lore and determining whether D20 or Pathfinder's mechanics would be better for it. Some of the designs look cool, but I don't feel the setting as is. Would having the world with more flesh predatory creatures instead of many that feed only on semen, feelings and other secretions and developed cities be accepted by them, or would things not working like their Monster Girl Encyclopedia make them upset?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303311
Jubjubs are surprisingly stealthy creatures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303350
Yeah, I suppose making a family could lift her sp-- Wait, what? But I...

Is this some kind of ploy? Am I being roped into some kind of ruse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303136
This is always a fun pic to post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303368
>they keep getting thicker

Ohh yes.

[Anonymous No.]

You know, I almost thought writing smut with manticores would be fun, but at the end of the day I can't help but hate them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303311
Those thighs and hips though, that's some great stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>No wurm waifu to make a big fire for both of you to relax in front of after a long day of mining

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303362
Just take what you like and leave out what you don't. Fill in the gaps yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303379
>That feel when you are not the main character

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303367
Hmm? Of course not, Anon. You're the one who started it, she is just following your lead. You can try to find other ways to cheer her up and set her on her way, but I think she is rather determined to follow the road of life along your side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303362
First you have to establish what the lore is and how much you will stick to it WITH your players. Almost every DM will go "X but not 100%. I have my own little twists" Full on OC "Dare you enter my magical realm?" disgusts any party because they're floating in limbo with no outside backup except what you're making up on the spot.

Rules- wise for bog standard RPG? DnD 3.5 (Pathfinder) would be fine.

Considering how easy it is to get your ass kicked in MGE and mamanobama, if you want to model the game after that and they're starting at ground zero, I'd use that one Lovecraft system. Shit, been so long I can't remember what it's called. But you would replace the sanity mechanics with corruption. You could run it straight horror if you had to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303311
What would one call a thighjob from a Jubjub?

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>>15303389
But I...I really was the one who started it, wasn't I? Damn it, outskilled by the monsters yet again...

Just to let her know beforehand, I have no experience in love or family-making.

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>>15303414
A thighjob from a Jubjub.

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>>15303417
Thighjub

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>>15303362
One of the issues I have with KC's or just most MG settings in general is that they don't work very well for more action or adventure oriented stories. After all, such stories need a source of conflict and antagonists for the protagonists to fight against. The issue then becomes, who or what is supposed to fulfill this role? If it's humans, then that can get boring and you risk making it seem like humans are the only antagonists in the setting. If it's monstergirls you get accused of edgeshit and risk making it look like monstergirls are the only atagonists in the setting. If it's non-monstergirl monstergirl monsters then you get accused of enabling monsterboys, ruining the point of the setting, and now have to explain why some monsters are monstergirls and others are not. If you try to do some combination of the above (such as both humans and monstergirls) then you usually get accused of edgeshit anyway.

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>>15303393
>But you would replace the sanity mechanics with corruption.

Thing is, you'd probably want to make corruption undesirable, so players won't go off the bat: "MAX CORRUPTION, WAIFU FULL SPEED AHEAD!"

Maybe make it like AlpQuest where if you hit max corruption you Alp?

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>>15303415
No need to worry about that, Anon. You two are a couple now, and I'm sure you'll learn great things together, she'll teach you and you'll teach her.

I'm sure it's a long road ahead, but you are no alone. Have a great life.

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>>15303424
That seems a little unreasonable. Maybe a better solution is to give some inherent benefits to being non-corrupted and fully human. Perhaps certain spells and items can only be used by humans, and the PCs get access to support from the Order or other humans?

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>>15303422
You fight aliens

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>>15303440
But why aren't the aliens also monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303368
This nigga managed to master the art of drawing thick Rans in the span of three years, holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303443
Because they're aliens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303443
They are from another universe

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>>15303424
Do you know how those sanity mechanics work? Visions of weird shit and losing partial control of your player as he's going mad?

Imagine when your dick is doing the thinking for you, it really is taking control of the player out of their hands. They may like hot chicks but they hate that. You just have to make sure the first few encounters are with undesirable monsters so they get attached to their characters and don't throw them away before they realize the consequences.

If they get to full corruption, you have them switch sides and become an NPC (as we already know incubization makes you do a 180 on fighting monsters). Basically you make corruption the end for them, same as death.

Bonus points for having to fight old party members down the road if your group has people get corrupted.

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>>15303352
Nah.

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>>15303447
>>15303451
But now that they're here it is expected they either are or become hot xeno babes, because this is the sort of setting we're dealing with this is what people want from it.

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>>15303422
Ayyliums that despise the concept of sex and want all humans and monsters only smoke weed instead >>15303440

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>>15303459
So they wear cute bows and dresses over their squid bodies

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303459
Come up with some bullshit "Immune to Demonic Energy" thing for them.
Or just send the Ur-Quan at them.

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>>15303422
Nobody who plays a regular RPG will accuse you of edgeshit. These are the people who find a massacred caravan and butcher the draft animals for camp meat. Or who kill a group of goblins and boil their fat down to oil so they can explore the rest of the dungeon since they ran out of torches.

KC is actually a classic adventure setting as well. It's just ridiculously hard to actually win as a human, and your victories are hollow since you're murderhoboing pretty girls.

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>>15303470
Just use demonsilver that saps their will and incapacitates them.

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>>15303466
Once again, this makes people upset they can't fuck hot alien girls. Which they expect that they should be able to in a monstergirl setting. Also, people don't usually like it when you bring aliens into a fantasy or fantasy-esque setting. There's basically no winning whatever you do.

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>>15303478
Demonic silver is just iron imbued with a fuckton of mamanobama. Holding it corrupts you and stabbing a monster with it gives them a power up.

It only saps humans and angels.

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>>15303482
I just went off MachineAnons demon silver. It makes more sense if it were a a metaphorical double edged sword. Rather than an uncounterable vorpal blade for humans.

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>>15303470
I wasn't only referring to an RPG story, I was also referring to do doing writefaggotry in general. In which I get annoyed at how quick people are to accuse it of being edgy simply because you actually have some real conflict that may actually involve proper violence.

Of course you can always do the non-lethal route, but I personally don't like that since it basically removes all actual danger and tension from the story since you know no one will actually get hurt.

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What about both humans and monster girls as the enemies?
Like Humans are REMOVE MONSTER while the monster girls think of humans only as livestock instead fellow people and abuse them, and player characters fight for peaceful co-existence. Like X-Men.

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>>15303485
Considering mamano mana in all its applications is a "Fuck you, I win everything forever" device, I don't know what you expected the official explanation to be.

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>>15303493
So an even worse version of MGQ? No thanks.

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>>15303494
Which is why I've been considering adding other "forces" to counter mamono mana and it's OP bullshit. Stuff like holy energy that can counter/negate/purify mamono mana or some sort of corruptive lovecraftian energy that can turn both man and monstergirl into proper abominations.

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>>15303493
The smartest way is to just model it after real life. Humans aren't one gigantic nation. Monsters likely wouldn't be either. So depending on where you are and who is in charge, things will be different.

Then you get interesting scenarios like
>Nation where humans and monsters live in peaceful harmony invades the fuck out of a human nation to quiet the political unrest of their dwindling human population
>Monster mercenaries fighting for an imperial pure human nation to conquer a peaceful monster nation for its resources

The combinations are much more varied and interesting.

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>>15303503
Better to just fold demonic magic into generic magic and toss mamanobama out completely. It's ultimately broken, and there's nothing you can do to fix it that will do anything but keep it mamano mana only in name.

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>>15303494
No, I agree with you. I didn't expect anything different. Thats why I'm saying I personally changed it up for my stories.

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>>15303499
What if we embrace the edge and have suicide bombers that go DEUS VULT to call out to their dead human god and monsters putting humans in breeding camps where they drain their fluids until they die and then cremate them?

[Anonymous No.]

Daily reminder that the Chief Goddess is the true villain. Monster Girls and Lilims only want what is best for humans.

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>>15303518
Evil is an abstract concept so it is irrelevant. Everything is simply a lifeform trying to survive.

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>>15303518
They're both shit and deserve a beating.

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>>15303516
Wait? Like edgy for the purpose of exaggerated satire like Judge Dread?

That could maybe work, depending on how you sold it. You'd really have to work the absurdist angle.

Otherwise dark themes need actual purpose so they don't spiral into utter shit.

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>>15303523
Wrong.

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>>15303520
From my point of view the Chief God is evil!

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>>15303511
Perhaps. I mean, I already discarded the concept of Incubus' and replaced it with something better in my headcanon.

[Anonymous No.]

Forced kissing.

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>>15303518
>want what is best for humans
But they want humans to go extinct.
>inb4 incubi are humans
Poor deluded souls.

[Anonymous No.]

So if there is at least 100 lilims, you think the husbands ever talk to each other? Would be kinda interesting to see the varying preferences of a demon woman family

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>>15303536
Sure at family reunions/orgies

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>>15303536
They probably trade around all the time. Would be hell, really.

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>>15303527
No, I'm right. Chief God culls the human population and is an all around bitch while monsters and the DL try to pillage, kidnap and rape men without even considering how they feel at all. Not to mention the whole corrupting women and ruining families deal, everyone in MGE deserves a beating until they stop acting like assholes.

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>>15303536
Most of them probably aren't married. Almost nobody gets to the Demon Lord's castle. It's such a problem for people to be strong enough to advance into even the primordial demon realm that upper level monsters often whine about never getting a chance at a man because the underlings beat them all first. This goes double for lilims who are both at the very top of the foodchain and are born in the middle of the toughest place to get to.

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>>15303536
>yfw your husband number 69 and your brothers in law wont let go of the joke

[Anonymous No.]

If monster girls can only give birth to monster girls where do onee-sans come from?

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>>15303536
>one hundred Steves
Adventure parties of the world are fucked, in all senses.

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>>15303549
bullshit for people is older sister complexs

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>>15303549
Why, when they kidna...I mean adopt you of course! Or your human nee san accidently ate some prisoner fruit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303549
When a lonely young boy wishes upon a star that's actually a drunk Lilim.

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>>15303541
They only rape because they have to, and they're doing human women a favor.

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>>15303555
Mina is too hot, send help.

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>>15303549
Human onee-san who got corrupted. Or time travel shenanigans. Or Lilims.

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>>15303562
>Drunk blueberry flies in a window and makes a mantis a boy's conscious. He's just happy to have a nee-chan.

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>>15303552
I feel like some of them might not be complete assholes or traitors.

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>>15303536
>Husbands sharing how they met lilims
>Wide variety of stories from a love at first sight with a black smith to a one lilim disguising herself as a librarian

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>>15303546
Now I'm imagining a young Lilim becoming an adventurer specifically to get a husband because like hell she's just going to sit and wait for someone to get to the castle to lose her virginity.

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>>15303561
I want to be kidnapped by my onee-san! I want her to kidnap and hide me in her room! It's too much of a mess, they'll never find me there!

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>>15303524
Reminder that Judge Dredd supports Anubi.

Truly Anubi are Best Girls.

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>>15303563
>They only rape because they have to

That sounds like an excuse to me.

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>>15303552
Would those who didn't steve their way in be treated with more respect?

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>>15303563
Or because they don't care about what you have to say about the situation and decide to use you for sex. Everyone deserves a beating in MGE.

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>>15303587
>>15303595
Maybe if the humans didn't hate them and live so far away, they could take their time seducing them.

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>>15303597
Maybe if they didn't destroy every human village, steal fathers and sons away from their families, or turn a boy's parents into sex hungry creatures humans wouldn't stay so far away.

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>>15303597
MachineAnons zombie-to-wight story is why humans are scared of monster girls.

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>>15303597

You say that as though they wouldn't rape them anyway even if they lived closer.

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>>15303608
So they invade a few shithole villages and make the humans hardier and happier.

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>>15303573
>A mantis who instead of being a quiet autist acts as a bit reserved but loving onee-san who serves to teach her otouto good manners, morals, philosophy and theology
>All while wearing a top hat
Make it happen

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>>15303616
That sounds swell. Where's Latenight?

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>>15303614
Sorry anon, but just because they invade a couple of crap villages doesn't mean they didn't invade good ones and that humans won't be scared of them.

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>>15303589
Umm, what do you mean by that? Pretty sure Steveing is supposed to mean a settled hubby of a Lilim working for mama DL's case part time by infiltrating human parties in disguise and crushing them with no bachelors.
The way he met his waifu could be anything, it's the lifestyle he adopts afterwards.

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>>15303597
I want to be seduced by a Monstergirl who's so used to being direct she comes off as adorably awkward!
Specifically Deruella.

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>>15303616
>Disrespecting Kuuderes
I'll cut you.

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>>15303629
I forgot how steve works sorry.

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>>15303629
To Steve just means to betray your allies and friends to the monsters. He doesn't even have to be married or have met a monster at all before the day he enacts his plan.

[Anonymous No.]

Like I've said be for the best way to be monster free is to be strong enough to fend off monsters but low profile enough that no one remembers you.

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>>15303642
The guy is treating the third Steve story as if it's the first. There's not one Steve anyway.

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>>15303614

I don't think destroying village full of humans, spiriting them away, forcing the men to marry a monster girl they have never met before who in turn care little more than food and turning human women into more of their kind thus ensuring there will be more humans in the long run is good way to make humans happy about monster girls. Not like you can expect much else from them

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>>15303651
I honestly don't know anything about this threadcannon.

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>>15303654
>Trying to talk logically with a traitor-kun.
I mean, I guess it's your time to waste but come on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303662
But traitor-kun is the good guy. Seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

I will learn to be the stealthiest motherfucker around.
Ill steal from kunoichis, raid dragon hoards without them knowing and steal flowers from the DL's garden

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303666
Of course, a devil behind this post!

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>>15303670
They'll still smell you.
The smart ones will give you just enough rope to hang yourself with, then they'll strike.

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>>15303651
I cant actually remember the first, how many steve stories are out there?

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>>15303666
Don't lie Satan. I remember the originals long autistic tirades about how the human race was all evil trash with no redeeming qualities.

Makes you wonder what he thought the monsters saw in us if that was the case.

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>>15303671
Devils are cute, much better than those Demon sluts!

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>>15303677
Just a handful of greentexts and a whole lot more jokes. Nobody has ever done a proper prose story with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303676
Fabreeze solves all odour issues

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>>15303678
That's an exaggeration, but letting humans have power over monstergirls or even worse, outright winning over them is a terrible idea.

>>15303685
If I were any good at writing I would do a story that shows Steve's point of view and why he changes sides.

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>>15303684
I'd rather have a Demon sit on my face than a Devil.
Demons have legs to go with their asses.

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>>15303678
Not someone participating in this all, but
>the originals long autistic tirades about how the human race was all evil trash with no redeeming qualities
shouldn't automatically devalue everything pro-monster said after that. I could cherry-pick something aimed at the opposite side, too.
Fareunwell.

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>>15303685
I do remember a decent talk on why a steve prose while interesting, is difficult to do.

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>>15303698
Because of people's double standards?

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>>15303549
The kid was adopted, kidnapped, or his onee-san got corrupted.
While extremely rare, the world can glitch hard enough for a monster to give birth to a human. It's been around since before the current Demon Lord, allowing for the presence of families with the blood of dragons, demons, or youkai in them.

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>>15303697
When the pro-monster stuff is just tongue-in-cheek imitations of him, it's not meant to be taken seriously either. It's pretty much harmless shitposting.

>Monstergirls always know what's best for you silly little boys
>smuglilim.jpg

If you believe it like the original did and don't see the downsides, then that's a real problem. But that's neither here nor there. What's interesting to me is I think a lot of the people who traitor-post now don't even remember the guy, and just picked up on the meme. They probably don't even get why it was funny once.

Also, that Fareunwell guy was some stranger that came in and got chewed up and spit out in one thread. The original traitor-kun shit up the thread for almost half a year straight. That's a whole different scale.

[Anonymous No.]

I shall create a battle team of strong men and women!
Then we shall Stay the fuck away from the monster lands and demon realms and get shit done with having to worry about monsters.

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>>15303707
Because he is a selfish fuck at his core, and a trickster. Add that to betrayer and nobody would like him.

There's really only two ways to write it from the Steve PoV

>I'm so smart and everyone else is so dumb. Look at these morons unable to divine my terrific trip trappy schemes!
Which turns into an edgy cringy wankfest
or
>Yes. I will help them. I will gain their trust. I will become their friends. They'll understand in the end. I'm sure of it.
Which turns into a preachy wankfest.

Neither are good. The only way I can think to have a good Steve story is to have it told from one of his comrades, and for the betrayal to be a blindside at the end. It's really not a bad suspense setup. Do it like the Thing, with everyone suspicious of everyone else. Then you could go either way with the ending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15302848
I love this.

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>>15303755
Cringy & preachy - so pretty much what we already wank here to? That would be a fresh setup then, at least.

Got your point though, just rhetorical question bla bla bla.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303690
Someone draw a ninja spraying a room and/or themselves with febreeze.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303549
It's one of God's great miracles.

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>>15303616
Is she tiny?
Does she have a cane and swagger?

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>>15303755
Or you could take a third route and have it be fall into darkness story. Have him a guy who just never really fit in with other people, but really connect with the monstergirls. He starts to work with them but finds out there are humans that want to completely destroy everything he loves about the monstergirls, so keeps trying more and more desperate measures while losing his faith in humanity.

[Anonymous No.]

>So anon, what do you think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303840

I like it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303840
Meh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303840
Nice pants bae

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303840
She must have a big bottom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303840
Sweaters are nice.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>15303883
Actually I spent most of this friday catching up with an old friend. It was a good day.

[Anonymous No.]

This is now a satanic girl thread.

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>>15303808
That doesn't work at all because he's working for the monsters from the start of the story and his mission is to screw over average joe adventurer, defender of his homeland.

He's not killing villainous kings or defrocking corrupt priests. His whole job is to betray his brothers in arms, the people who swore to fight together through thick and thin for common good.

That's why he's Steve and not somebody else.

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>>15303898
Never mind then, I thought we were talking about having a traitor protagonist in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303894
But shes flat. I cant like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303883
Don't worry, I have the rest of the weekend free to do whatever we want together, just spent today putting in applications for jobs and seeing what happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303907
>He doesn't like slim chest master race

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303907
Flat is justice.

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>>15303901
It's almost impossible to empathize with a traitor in general. Judas felt so bad about what he did that he hung himself afterwards, and people still depict him in the deepest circle of hell.

You can sort of get the Going Native thing going on if it's done just right like Dances with Wolves or The Last Samurai but it can just as easily implode on itself like Avatar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303937
We've already got protagonists that are very villainous, but mostly antimonster, so I don't think that having the protagonist be hard to empathize with really matters all that much.

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>>15303943
If it was a monster plotting humanity's downfall, sure. But traitors are a whole other level down. Empathize doesn't necessarily mean you like them either. It just means you understand and feel how they got to were they are. I think people empathize somewhat that way with even the villain protagonists here. You won't get that with a guy tearing down his own civilization.

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>>15303898
>defender of his homeland
>brothers in arms
>people who swore to fight together through thick and thin for common good
Whoa there, not saying they don't deserve better but those are some MIGHTY words for what's usually implied to be a bunch of fortune seekers with more or less ambiguous morale sometimes happy to screw someone over for dosh just as well as Steve would, unless specified.

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>>15303954
You don't remember the original setup. Steve was supposed to be in a group of heroes and paladins, not murderhobos. You don't set your eyes on the DL's house if you're just out for the cash. There's a million other ways to make a quick buck.

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>>15303950
I just think it's hypocritical to say that a protagonist that is a level above being a school shooter is better then a protagonist who does bad things to prevent people like the former from doing any harm because he's turning on his own, even if his actions aren't as brutal.

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>>15303950
Some of them might simply not see the whole deal as some clash of civilizations or war on extinction (putting aside if that's actually happening or not) just like that. You make it sound like anyone switching side is invariably psssh-nothin-personnel spiteful hater with issues regarding his own folk.

[Anonymous No.]

>Monster girls win the conflict
>All men become incubus and all women become monsters
>Humanity as we know it goes extinct
>The new "humanity" has less health issue, a longer lifespan, more endurance, etc...
>The new humanity basically a huge improvement over the old one
>Monsters can have incubi sons
>Everyone is happy

Why are you guys so against this? Do you like human women this much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303981
>t. Druella

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>>15303965
Because you're ignoring the reasons why.

Shoot a man in the face in one place and you're a hero who gets a medal.
Do the same somewhere else and you're jailed as a psycho.

Does that seem hypocritical? Only if you ignore context.

The guy isn't a knight who has a change of heart, flies a new flag and fights for justice on the front lines. He's a mole and a double agent. You could get people to cheer the first. You really can't the second. Even in James Bond where spooks are glorified, the double agents are still always bad guys and scum. The only way you could even try to make a go of it would be to make all the people he deals with cartoonish caricatures of evil.

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>>15303981
>The new humanity basically a huge improvement over the old one
Well, if this wasn't a lie then you might have a point. Too bad it's a hedonistic free-for-all instead.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have extremely rough sex with a pair of Elf twins that ends with all three of us bruised and bloody, as well as the both of them pregnant.

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>>15303985
We probably could make him sympathetic if we twist the whole "human gets revenge on monsters" story on it's head and tell it from another angle, which is sort of the idea of making a traitor story in the first place. You could have the villains be similar to the antimonster protagonists we already have . So you got these guys doing bad things as soon as they can find the excuse to, and they get found out. But the other humans don;t really care and even sort of find it admirable. So Traitor-kun picks up on this and thinks things might be heading a bad way, so he subverts humanity to make sure they don't gain control of the monstergirls. Maybe even play off how people find him worse then the bastards he's trying to stop because he's on the other side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303987
Read the end of Sasha's fallen bride story, sure they love sex but it's not an hedonistic free-for-all.

And with the highly intelligent monster girls we'd still make progress technology and science-wise, I really don't see what's the negative in this

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304004
That makes him a vigilante and not a traitor though. He's just stopping criminals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304008
The only technology they particularly care about is sex based though. Even the head of their scientific research, the Sabbath, goes on about this. They are obsessed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304010
I'm talking about him deliberately turning things in the favor of the monsters whenever he can because he's not only terrified by the criminals, but what humanity in general would do if they had the advantage.

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>>15304011
Well, I can't say you are wrong

I'm speculating, but I truly believe monster girls wouldn't just turn humanity into a mindless sex-driven mass, they'd make us much better

Anyways, let's just hope KC writes more about daily life in monster societies in MGE II

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303894
If she doesn't have a Nightmare setting then I don't want what she's selling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304018
That would be like a lone wolf domestic nutcase. Maybe you could call him a quisling. But if he's not in the employ of the monsters and he's not given a mission then he's not a proper turncoat.

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>>15304024
Maybe you could have him join a serious traitoring group or something, but does it really matter if he's a "real" traitor or not? He just has to side with the monstergirls over the humans and work against them and point out double standards, in story and out

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>>15304019
By and large, monstergirls are lazier, sluttier, and way less likely to do work outside their limited hobbies. Which is the point of the setting. MGE monster society is supposed to to represent the Ferris Bueler solution to the crushing Japanese salaryman grind. It's a perfect escape. It's just not a great model for the advancement of civilization.

It kind of reminds me of a description of the elves of pryan in a certain book.
"Elves are never in much of a hurry to do anything, as they have almost an endless amount of tomorrows in which to do it."

Or how vampires and other immortals are generally lagging behind.

You need a certain impetus and drive, even discomfort to prod things along. You really don't get that from monsters. Pretty much the opposite of that really. What you could argue very convincingly is an objectively better quality of life, at least physically. Tech, education and knowledge, not so much.

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>>15304024
Without some kind of official sanction, it pretty much just makes him a nut.

Can I ask an off topic question? Are you Junefag? You sound like Junefag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304044
Without some kind of official sanction, it pretty much just makes him a nut. Can I ask an off topic question? Are you Junefag? You sound like Junefag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304045
Solid points, I'd still take a rustic, work-less, life with monster girls rather than all the technologies imaginable and work 35h+ per week, constantly worrying about work, money, etc...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15303311
Perfect, then I can take her home right away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304061
Nah, but that's sort of the reason I think a story about this would be interesting. Most of our more "serious" stories are slanted against the monstergirls more so the the humans. Not that having monstergirl villains is a bad thing, but some come across as petty. Which I find it strange that so many people are surprised that people identity as traitors considering the messages they send across sometimes. But maybe I'm just putting way too much thought into this.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please make sure to repay your loans.
Don't want the tanukis to try and collect do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304104
If I repay with my body, do I have to pay them back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304107
Your repayment will be becoming the husband of one or more of their number.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304110
But they're all old and fat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304115
Hey!
You're the one who decided to use your body to repay what you owed.

Besides, don't you know that tanuki tails get softer as they age?
It's like fine silk now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304117
I just wanted to get in a gangbang or three to repay, not marry some perverted raccoon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304119
They've wised up to guys like you, Anon.
No more casual gangbangs for them.
They're getting husbands and you'll be it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304125
That's not fair. They can get their own husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304127
And they are.
By using guys like you who don't read the fine print.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304132
Can't they get one the old fashioned way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304136
Too busy.
Besides, those other guys are probably just after the money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304137
Well they'll be better then me.

[Anonymous No.]

Can't you guys just learn how to be frugal and avoid taking loans instead of becoming bushy tail sluts?

Tanukis might be cute but they are evil

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304138
That's what they all say.
Now get in bed, let them put on their lingerie and get ready to pump them full of little bushy tailed babies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304146
No. I will be the worse husband ever. I'll make them divorce me.

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>>15304117
You know, what if I asked an old tanuki to take a lolification potion in order to marry me, no questions asked? Would she do it? I don't mind a saucy mouthed loli tanuki that's way older than me at all.

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>>15304150
Silly Anon.

Who do you think wrote the marriage laws?


>>15304159
She'd take it, although her hair may be a bit gray still

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>>15304176
>although her hair may be a bit gray still
I'll take it.

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>>15304145
>Be frugal
>When they bribe your work to lay you off and pay all your "friends" to not associate with you or give you assistance
>When they buy out your property through not entirely legal means and evict you

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>>15304176
>Implying women who have grey hair despite being younger than is typical for going grey aren't god tier
http://i.imgur.com/q9CMkBz.jpg

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>>15304045
One thing is that almost everything mankind has created goes into to three categories of why they were created. We were lazy, we wanted more or to get better at war.

Almost everything that we have ever created is due to one of these three. And only one of them applies to the monster gir society.
They are to lazy. I mean, all they want is sex (outside of a few hobbies) so they don’t really need more since they get everything from sex. And war is non-existent if the monsters win. Hell it barely exist as it is, since the humans can’t fight them in any way.

So progres would be non-existent since there is no purpose for it. Except for things that make sex better.

They would never invent things like the radio, because why would they? And more to the point, they got magic.
And magic makes technology even less appealing since they’ll just go “oh, well I will just do something like that with magic instead”.

[Anonymous No.]

There is nothing wrong with making a new thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304145
But they're so short! And their tails are so bushy! They're like little kids trying to be adults!

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There's like 3 posts per hour right now.
Unless you've discovered a way to somehow get everyone out of bed, I think we're okay for now.

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>>15304289
Wait. Till. This. One. Dies. Idiot.
If you make another, the janitor will nuke this one, and some people read the archive threats before going to the next one. So don't be a jerk.

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>>15304289
Fuck off faggot-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304298
Or if everybody just migrated without being whiney faggots like you they wouldn't have to be nuked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304289
How about you fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304305
>Everyone else is wrong
Last time we had this discussion there was only one overly defensive guy insisting he was right in the face of everyone telling him to fuck off.

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>>15304305
Gonna go ahead and tell you that you've lost this. Your suggestion is not the way to go about it. We just let the thread die and don't clog up the board with a second un-needed thread. This isn't like other boards, threads die way slower on jp.

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>>15304324
>threads die way slower on jp.
And everybody has to put up with no images in a 3000 post thread for the next ~24 hours until enough garbage 2hu threads are created or some autist bumps all the shit off page 10. Both of them probably created by someone here, because of your arbitrary thread creation standards.

Just fucking make a new goddamn thread.

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>>15304329
No anon. We are guests in this establishment and must behave properly.

[Anonymous No.]

Well I want to start making shrines to our serpent overlords

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304333
>serpent shrine
>not dragon cults
come on anon, up the quality

[Anonymous No.]

>>15304333
You haven't taken over yet, Reptile Illuminati!