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>>15277655Do they switch heads or do they switch bodies?
>>15277655I-is this yuri?
>>15277661Yuri confirmed, we shitposting thread now bois
When sleeping with a dullahan, do you hug the head to your chest as you sleep, or the whole body?
>>15277667How about no?>>15277670Hug head to chest, be the little spoon for the body so you can have her on both sides of you.
Hug the fluffy cats.
>>15277670>Not using her body as a pillow and hugging the head
>>15277675First her mother's sweater and now her mother's glasses? Is she trying to tell me something?
I miss Jingai Shunman...
tfw no raiju nee-san to teach you the path to A B S O L U T E P O W E R
>>15277689Me too anon.Webjob was some fantastic use of Monster Girl.
>>15277697Is it possible to learn this power?
>>15277715Not from the Sabbath.
I've got 6 new pieces of this. Anyone want me to dump 'em?
>>15277727>Dogtags>NintendogsThe good ol' days
>>15277731Is this some kind of 80's thing?
>>15277734Nintendogs came out 11 years ago
>>15277740I have no idea what that is though. And I don't get the wearing dogtags thing either. Are you going to explain yourself or what?
>>15277744Oh God, it's finally happening...
>>15277744>>15277752Such focus on the male makes me wonder if you don't lust after him more than the lady.
>>15277752>pomfOnly good things can come from that sound.
>>152777526/6>>15277753I'm just posting what was drawn.
>>15277624I'd lick an alp all over, especially the tip of the spadetail.
>>15277761This makes me feel odd.
>>15277761I'd tease it lightly by sucking it, wrapping my tongue all over it.
I shall conquer several packs of werewolves and call myself the wolf king!
>>15277774I bet when your done you and the main alpha female's going to be fuck-strong.
>>15277778>fuck-strongThat's not even a strength tier.
>>15277785Of course it is as long as you can describe it and somebody gets it, you can word it as you like.My personal strength tier list goes from "The scum of scum's shoes" to "GOD FUCKER"That said I would like to get to the top just to so I can beat down the hirer up and then make a harem out of lilims/dragons or something.
>>15277799>"The scum of scum's shoes" to "GOD FUCKER"Isn't that every shonen story under the sun?
>>15277804Lots of shounen heroes start off with more power than they should have.
Bully the loli cheshires
>>15277804You'd think that but no.many a hero has had a a kick starter of raw power (naruto, ippo, several gundam heroes) and have to learn control/techniqueto bring this closer to monster girls, the standard shonen hero would one-shot most mid teir stuff and struggle against dragons at the start of his journey. by the end of this story he could beat down the demon lord using the chief god as a bat.
>>15277758>she just grabs him and throws him on the bedOh my. I can imagine a really horny and unmilked Holstaurus doing this, and its wonderful.
Can anyone link me to the previous thread?
>>15277823I would like to see a story of a shonen hero and a average joe hero working together
Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.Instead, please polish the living armor, it's been a long time since she got scrubbed
>>15277843>Have several living armours>Forget to maintain them>Every night the mantra of "WEAR TEAR AND RUST" gets louder.>Until one night the door breaks open.
>>15277748Nintendogs was one of the bigger games to release on the Nintendo DS, a pet dog simulator. That I shamelessly sank many hours into...
>>15277848A-a-and what happens next?
>>15277832Pretty sure they're on a couch, but yeah.
I want to be the cute and naive prince who has a yandere maid!
>>15277762Of course.Alps boast some of the thickest and longest spadetails of the succubi family but at the same time it's a great taboo to associate with them. If they make you "feel odd", then they're doing their job.
>>15277866>Morning comes>anon looks almost broken, sunken eyes, limping, torn nightclothes, the works.>The armour's now look like there fresh from the black smith. every now and again one of them rattles with happyness.>Anon swears never to skip maintenance again>one of the lager armours starts pulling him to privacy, saying that he "missed a spot">Anon also swears to double check his work.
>>15277881I want to tie an alp's wrists and ankles together, pull that tail between her legs, and force the tip into her mouth.
>>15277941>Alps and succubi forced to suck themselves offUnf
>>15277815Is that a Wolfu version of Helena from RE6?I like it.
I wanna get a nursing handjob from a Dark Gnome!
>>15278034Why are succubi so good?
>>15278174It's their job to be good, I should hope they are.
>>15278180What if you meet a succubus who isn't good, and is all frumpy and shy, but when you're married and resting after three days spent in bed on your honeymoon she hugs you tight and says "Gotcha~" like you were some kind of prey?
>Finally caught up on Youkai ShoujoGCUP was a pretty predictable development though
>>15278194Then its time to load the cannons and go to war captain!When I'm done with her, that "shy" personality will be all that's left.
I want to marry the moth!
>>15278196Praise Hime and her wide hips.
How about a story where a guy wants to be the best elementalist, But each spirit he claims chips his sanity? made worse by the spirits conspiring to encourage the fall?
>>15278212I really wish there were more ara ara titty monster spiders. Most I see are slim and kinda athletic. It's like most people forget that most spiders are lazy and have fat tits and just wait for prey to fall into their trap
>>15278214Sounds more like the plot to a game villan
>>15278214There should be a heroine out to stop him.
>>15278219>Most I see are slim and kinda athleticYou can't be looking to hard then.
>>15278221>>15278232Gave me some ideas for endings>Standard end: heroine kills guy, get long ass cut scene of guy lamenting that he just wanted to be the best and where did it all go wrong.>"good" end: guy is purged of the spirits and goes on a journey of self discovery.>"bad" end: villain takes over the world.>"special" end "the heroine herself goes monster and acts as a wife and devoted right hand to the villanvery generic endings I know, but I would still kinda play the game if the plot surrounding it was nice.
What would happen to a man that wanted to confess his sins in the church of the fallen god?
>>15278252he gets "punished" by becoming the equivalent of their Jehovah's witnesses.
>>15278259Isn't that just fucking a dark priest on random peoples Doorsteps and shouting "This could be you!"
>>15278259Going to everyhouse in the neighboorhood and cuming on the doorstep?
>>15278267Time to get out the bear mace.
>>15278272that's the succubi milkman service
>>15278274I shall get out the bear girl then.
>>15278279I'll get the bear-like mace girl then.
>>15278247>I would gun for the special end as long as it isnt out the blue that she suddenly loves the guy
>>15278247You do realise that no one will go for the standard and good ends right?
>>15278278what kind of milk service just spills the milk?
>>15278278This is why I go with Holst Milk inc.
>>15278282I cannot even bear your jokes anymore.
when in doubtgolems
>>15278252That doesn't even make any sense What are considered sins in the church of the fallen god?Not putting out for monster girls?Saying you'll go to an orgy then not show up?fingerbanging some monstergirl then not finish her off and leave?Saving yourself for marriage?
>>15277655>Mixing their neck stump smokeEww. I think that's kind of hot. I'm not really sure.
>>15278301>when in, doubt golemsSo, what? Today isn't actually safe to cum inside? She lied to me?
>>15278316just fuck them and then tell your freinds you had a seriously weird experience
>>15278301I don't know, I'm not that good of a programmer.
Your Transitional Form daughteru was bullied by Creationists today. What do?
>>15278301No I will not put my faith in them, trusting machines is what will get us all killed.Heed my words, the miku holograms are only the beginning, its only matter of time before something like macross plus happens
>>15278407Maybe they have a point?That looks like an abomination
>>15278414There's nothing abominable about her. You're horrible.
>>15278415Your taste is horrible She's an abomination Get your eyes checked
>>15278420Go home Creationist-kun, she's a wonderful creature with beautiful feathers.
>>15278407Tell her that she exists is proof god cared enough to make her. and if that fails, go for the eyes
>>15278425Nice argument of stone fallacy and false attribution fallacy, nerd She gross and so are you for having shit taste
>>15278431Oh yeah? Well if you don't apologize to her I'm eating your babies.
>>15278438I got a vasectomy So no babies ever from me, dweeb You tell her she is ugly and smelly and also a dork
>>15278441Oh yeah? Well your mom is a Wurm!
I like sharp girls
>>15278446dem chicken legs
>>15278446What the hell is she?
>>15278445Don't be daft My step mom is a Wurm but your real mother is a Wurm and also a dork like you My real mom is a Ryu, too cool for you
>>15278454Ryus are just Water Wurms that nobody likes.
>>15278457I like them
>>15278450MG'd seregios, from monster hunter
>>15278457If that is true, then why does the Zipangu Region worship them huh?
>>15278469Who are you quoting?
>>15278474I'm making a reference to the filename of a specific picture. You wouldn't understand such things of course, Wurmborn.
>>15278478>I'm making a reference to the filename of a specific picture. You wouldn't understand such things of course, Wurmborn.What did he mean by this?
>>15278446Are her feet her weak point, just like with a regular Seregios?
>>15278474>Threadcanon picture is the canon
>>15278483A sketch?This proves nothing Here, have official work
>>15278446She's not batshit angry and aggresive enough to be a seregios.
>>15278488Meant for >>15278469
>>15278488Who are you quoting?
>>15278497pls ignore this post >>15278497
Why on earth is KenkouSmug(tm) so recognizable?
>>15278446I dont know how I feel about bringing jerky for cuddling
>>15278463>>15278490I want to incite a revolt in the name of the Fallen Faith, having been converted by Lescatie missionaries sent to the to the shores of Sengoku Zipangu.>>15278498Meanwhile, my allies that worship the kitsune will do the same for eastern Zipangu, and together, we will weaken the overmighty clans and advance on Not!Kyoto!For if our daimyo is to become shogun, military ruler of all Zipangu, we must defeat the current shogunate, the Ashikaga clan, and hold the capital, Kyoto, for four seasons.
>>15278517You speak nonsense and your breath is bad
>>15278512Because it's KenkouSmug(tm), I could probably recognize it in a mosaic of a thousand other pics.
Besides Zipangu what other places have peace between monsters and humans?
>>15278531Wonderland? Everyone's already mad.
>>15278531The Sea and Royal Makai
>>15278512It's an easily distinguished style when we see it so often.
>>15278536Then I shall strive to rehab a mad hatter
>>15278512>miia getting off from her self-insert character getting cuckedTop cuck
>>15278512>Miia fantasising about using magic to hypnotically seduce KimihitoThis snake is lewd.
>>15278512Y'know, I wonder if there's some deeper cause behind KC and Crabman both starting to do MGs at roughly the same time, or if it's just coincidence?
>>15278512Smith's HP though.
>>15278572Smith is the leader of a spec-ops unit.
>>15278483>>15278498I'm going to build a shrine and steal all of the worshippers from the ryu and kitsune's.
>>15278574And a lazy ass.
>>15278572She's like the one guest party member you get with great stats who leaves later on for whatever reason. Like Vinceborg.
Let us discuss softness.
>>15278602We can go softer. We can go soft to the bone.
>>15278617>softer than Yuuko-sanThat is simply not possible.
>>15278568>the same time I'm pretty sure KC did first mgs few years before crab his one-page hentai strips.
>>15278620>Picture segment showing the skeleton beneath her skin still has flesh on her handThat's an oversight.
I want to make a Dragon comfortable!
>>15278659I want to make a Dragon uncomfortable!
>>15278659I want to get bullied by a dragon!
Less is such a tsun
>>15278740I don't get it. Is this just OC wankery?
I'm ready to publish, but I'm completely undecisive on which frame should I use for the ugoira - the blindfold or the normal one?I'm still posting both on a separate gallery, no worries.
>>15278749What does the normal one look like?
>>15278747I don't know, found it on his tweet just not long ago. Looks like Akai and Mari dont get along well
>>15278719I want to be cared for by a loving dragon!
>>15278740This shit again? I thought he left he monsterboyshit for the bird.
>>15278659>>15278667>>15278719I want a dragon mom
>>15278754http://i.imgur.com/2ZzlPh0.jpg Here's a sample.
>>15278765>Furshit outside of /b/Stop.
>>15278766Tough choice. Personally, I'm partial to blindfolding.
>>15278766He looks like he has a terrible case of kidney stone that has migrated to his balls. And the bulging I think should look more stretchy instead of embossed.
>>15278779You seem upset Why would this be?
>>15278765Thiss would have been a touching story if the dragon was actually a dragon and not a fursona. Or had some human form or something.
>>15278788Fair point. Maybe I should just get rid of that outline. Should I do that? Still inflated regardless
>>15278764I do like the bird thing he was going with, but its .less. he will keep drawing what he wants.
>>15278794Agreed, but what can you do?
>>15278804Not post it.
>>15278804Stop posting it?
>>15278796Maybe soften the outline a bit. I'm no artist so I don't know what would help.
>>15278804Edit it in MS paint and put the monster girl one.
>>15278829I like the way you think
>>15278835>I'm going to post furshit in an unrelated thread at every mention of a dragon girl that I can>HAHA YOU'RE ALL JUST MADWhy are you fishing so hard?
>>15278838I would do it myself, but since I'm at work that would be quite hard.
>Post furry shit>People tell you rather politely that this isn't the place to post it>"Lel U MAD?!">"YOU le BUTTFRUSTRATE?"Jesus, if you're going to come here and shitpost at least have the decency to not be so blatant
>>15278835Trolling is a art. Right?
>>15278312Probably something similar to that recent cupid story
>>15278849Reaction image spam and "You mad" is shitposting. Shitposting is bannable.Posting furshit outside of /b/ is bannable. That's all there is to it.This is a warning, not an outburst.
>>15278801Fuck what anyone says, I think that little convo he had that day, and this image in particular, are adorable.
>>15278862>Reaction image spam and "You mad" is shitposting. Shitposting is bannable.Posting furshit outside of /b/ is bannable. That's all there is to it.>This is a warning, not an outburst.Then you should take your own advice
>>15278862Are these you? >>15278846>>15278843If so you are just as guilty of shitpostingYou know you can hide post you dont like right?
>>15278872And once again furfags prove why they are not tolerated anywhere civilized. Not even gurochan wants you.
>>15278892>And once again furfags prove why they are not tolerated anywhere civilized. Not even gurochan wants you.Can you prove i'm a furfag?All I did was post a pic of a guy hugging a dragon and you went full autism
>>15278892I don't think anyone else wants gurochan, frankly.
>>15278884>Only one person can be annoyed by a sperg coming in and smearing shit all over the place.>You are just as guilty of shitposting Telling some one that their actions aren't welcome or allowed here is not shitposting. It's not about not liking the contents of his posts, it's that they don't belong in this thread. Hiding the posts doesn't mean that the posts are no longer made. >>15278909I'd rather loliheads on pikes that... whatever this is
>>15278897After your epic meme outburst?>>15278909You didn't know that gurochan explicitly forbids furry content of any kind? They always bring drama. Like what you are seeing right now.
>>15278914>I'd rather loliheads on pikes that... whatever this isThen I'm going to say your priorities are fucked.
>>15278914Lets look at the facts He posted one pic You "sperg out" and go on a shitposting tiradeYou then lash out and use unnecessary greentext and "le random words" when he ask simple questions like "you seem upset" You are in the wrong
>>15278924>After your epic meme outburst?Point out where this happened I was just responding to your shitpost with questions and when you lashed out posted pics asking if you are frustrated? Also you are the one throwing out all these accusations so you should back them up with proof of your claims
>tfw I accidentally found out my friend faps to monstergirlsHuh
>>15278931>It's only one personThis is where you fucked up. >when he ask simple questions like "you seem upset"This is so disingenuous it's funny. Also>heWe all know you're just samefagging, you can drop the pretenses. >>15278928>Unironically triggered by gorewew
>>15278944How does one "accidentally" find that out?
Report and ignore, guys.>>15278944I bet he's a raging casual anyway.
>>15278952Post every post you claim is me and I'll screenshot for youAlso you are still on a autistic rampage Correct yourself
>>15278954I was watching a video with him and the creator used the victory music from MGQ as a joke.He then told me "ha, I know where that music is from" then noticed what he said and tried to quickly change the subject.
>>15278968Did you tell him you also enjoy monster girls?
>>15278974No, mostly because I didn't want it to become an alp-posting story.
>>15278968I'm getting a real sense of deja vu, because I fucking swear this exact thing has happened in this thread a while back.
>>15278979You know his power level anonLearn from his mistakes
>>15278955Report and ignore what?
>>15278974The fact that his friend tried to quickly change the subject points that he thought anon here could know where that music came from, which implies that friend either knows or suspects that anon knows about monster girl quest.So my thoughts are that now both know about each other secret love of monster girls but are trying to keep it "secret" from each other. It's funny.
I want a loli Hellhound to force herself on me!
>>15279011If you have to ask, then you weren't paying attention
>>15279013Now that's some 5cm/s shit right there.
>>15279020Bully the monster!
>>15279016Do you just pick her up and watch her flail because she's so small?
>>15278034She could shatter concrete with that thing.
Who are the "who" monstergirls?
>>15279046She could shatter concrete, but not my pelvis.
>>15278208>implying you have a choice in the matter
>>15279031I could. I could hold her out in front of me and watch her struggle around all embarrassed like, maybe squeeze her sides a little too.That'd teach her.
>>15279037Werecats sound more like rogues/scouts to me, or maybe other knife-weilding class, it feels weird thinking that a Werecat would wield a sword having claws that they could use like knives.
Remember that dragon milk is high in protein and a great alternative to cows milk
>>15279061But Lizards can't produce milk
>>15279022Years of internet may have affected my mind.
>>15279016>Loli hellhound forces herself on you>She's actually surprised when you accept completely willingly and kiss her back>Her small size and surprise means you can easily push her down onto the bed>Even though she's a loli, her hellhound strength buff means she's pretty much as strong as a full grown male>You spend the rest of the night having crazy wrestlesex with a powerful, squirmy, bitey little hellhound
>>15279048Jinn of the Jar.
>tfw you had a dream about eating ass but you have no idea whose ass you ateLike... I feel cheated.
>>15279055That it will. She'd probably start pouting with her arms crossed and her tail drooping.
>>15279065Mamono mana™ Is a solution for everything
>>15279071At least you still ate it.
>>15279068Sounds like a great time! I bet we'd get all sweaty too.>>15279088I wonder if it would make her feel better if I tickled her belly and rubbed her ears.
>>15278632I swear I remember reading part of an interview/Q&A with Crab where he mentions KC's monster girls as one of his early inspirations and part of why he chose to do a monster girl manga.
>>15279020Is that succubutt, by any chance, some sort of half-vampire half-succubus or related to one?
>>15279071Now that you mention it, i remember dreaming about milking a big breasted girl, it was priceless when the milk came out.Monster girls invading dreams when?
>>15279112Dairy Nightmares and Succubi would love to invade their husbandos dreams.
>>15279104Either way, she may end up with a dopey grin on her face, although she may remember she's supposed to be mad and return to pouting....although that tail will be wagging.
>>15278034Tail too thin.
>>15278034We need to go bigger
>>15279107She's a shit one
>>15277655I actually legit want to see >>15276992 as a drawing, probably with her hair tied up for relaxing in a hotspring how can it become real?
>>15279168Alright I was just hoping for something to see
>>15279170>how can it become real?You'll need this stuff called disposable income which you can give to specific artisans in return for craftwork that adheres to your predetermined visual guidelines.
If it's an undead elf is it still an elf?Asking for a friend
>>15279203Yes.It is still an elf.
>>15279061I rather drink dragon milk than holst milk!
How do you say "mind break" in Japanese?
http://i.imgur.com/dthlGuG.pngThe Pharaoh wouldn't waste good alcohol like this.
>>15279216I wouldn't even be surprised if it was.
>>15279216Doubtful...I have no idea what title should I put for that ugiora...
>>15279104>Sweaty, shiny, obsidian-skinned hellhound loli slipping against your skin as you hug her and press her into the bedsheets belowBoner stop.
>>15279221How is it wasted? You can just lick it off.
>>15279213Could always use んほぉ系 and while it's not the same it's close enough.
>>15279237Never mind, I figured out the title already.
>>15279242I bet Hellhounds would sweat a lot considering how hot they are.
>>15278659>>15278719Ah yes, the greatest of all the species. Queen of the Monsters.Also just one more exam this week and then I can get back to writing some mommy snake.
>>15279221Her waist looks a tad too thin.
>>15279301No, Alp. IT WAS ME ALL ALONG.
>>15279203No. It's an undead elf
>>15279203It's an Elf, that's also Undead.Which also means they can attain Wighthood.
What instrument would your waifu play?
>>15279364The harmonica. She always plays the "Once Upon A Time In The West" song.
Fat big cat ass?
"My name is not important, what is important is what im going to do..."
>>15279364>MindflayerViolin is the first thing I can think ofHer melodies would be pretty unsettling no matter what she used
>>15279384Dark Slime actually. I think being able to form your appendages into any shape you want would be quite beneficial to playing the theremin.
>>15279394Give me a hug? I would love a hug
>>15279391The biggest and the fattest.I want a muscled jinko and a fat jinko to snuggle up with me after a long day.
>>15279392Mah nigguh.>>15279402Creative. I like it.
>>15279364Violin or piano
>>15279394>tfw no Cursed Sabre girl
>>15279394>>15279405>Cursed Sword waifu starts to say some seriously edgy sentences>She becomes more and more unstable by the second>Anon asks her for a hug>She complies and calms down in his arms>Her sword goes back to gauntlet mode and she tells Anon how much she loves him
>>15279364Drums because a dragon cant play much else with steaknife claws
>>15279428>You'll never embarrass your Cursed Sword waifu when she starts getting really edgy
Alright, published the censored version of cumflated loli anubis on pixiv.Uncensored version: http://imgur.com/a/f6XK2Unfortunately I don't have any other place to upload uncensored works, so imgur will do.I'm moving on to monster girl versions of the new pokemon starters.
>>15279394Well congratulations, you managed to get yourself locked in my armory. What's the next part of your master plan?
>>15279405Gimme a hug man
>>15279448How would you embarrass your Cursed Sword waifuI would randomly walk up to her and kiss her on the cheek when she is in the middle of threatening her victim-to-be
>>15279483>so many variationsWas wondering why 1 picture was taking so long. Good shit, looking forward to your other stuff.
>>15279483Nice work, and good luck mang.
>>15279499No more hugs, Notten.
>>15279483Holy crap that's a lot of variations, you madman.
>>15279450>dragon girl trying to play a trombone and failing miserably
>>15279501Telling her I baked her favorite, apple pie, in front of her friends
>>15279431Most of the stuff from the percussion family. Maybe some from the woodwind family if she is extra careful.
>>15279501Start stroking her head while she's trying to look intimidating to her foe.
>>15279513You owe me.
>>15279542Did you misquote?
>>15279483It's hard to believe how much effort you spent on this, bravoGood luck with the new starters as monster girls, I can't wait to see your take on an owl harpy
>>15279364She doesn't play instruments, she is a "great" singer.
>>15279364Not really sure, never thought much about my waifu's musical inclinations.An anubis might look good playing a lyre, though.
>>15279542This is why we can't have nice things anon, it's your fault.
Does Snibako have an archive of his work?
>>15278659I want to cuddle up against a comfortable sleeping Mistress dragon after making her comfortable! I want to dream of the day she'll sweep me off my feet and proclaim that I'm her greatest treasure! I want to be promoted from servant to husband-servant! I want to cuddle her closely and never be let go!
I'm gonna raise a minotaur on holst milk, raise a second minotaur on that minotaur's milk, raise an oni on the second minotaur's milk, then raise a dragon on that oni's milk! It's gonna be the biggest strongest dragon ever!
>>15279600>aHe has his tumblr account snibako.tumblr.com
I like snakes
>>15279681They're comfy and easy to wear
I want a monster girl that helps me feel better while sick, possibly with magic or something.
>>15279720There are 3 monster girl schools of medicine Magic healing: A simple spell or sometimes a touch and you are curedSexual healing: rape the illness out of youCaring healing: Care for you with love, food, herbal medicines, etc... Until you are well
>>15279732Yetis please go.
>>15279681is she rubbing his head with that tail
>>15279742Yetis can't use keyboards, their paws are too big
>>15279762That sounds like Yeti lies!
Who wants a soft scylla to claim you with non-toothy suction cup marks?Source: [Nekoro Tanuki] Scylla Hospital! [thetsuuyaku]
>>15279762two claws is all they need
Remember how we were trying to meme magic Monster Girls into existence?Well we fucked up, it went horribly wrong. Abort. Cease all meme magic attempts with Monster Girs.https://archive.is/BdQ4x
I want to take a small group of bumble bee lolis into the park and then start screaming 'Not the bees!" when they swarm over me as we play.
>>15279798Same shit as furries mostly, next question.
>>15279777Do they have claws under all that fur? Or is it more fluff?
>>15279812Sounds fun, I want to have some snake lolis wrapped around me, pretend we're flying and scream "Sneks on a plane!"
>>15279771on the internet, no one knows you're a yeti
>>15279834>"Sick of these boy loving snakes, on this over-engineered plane!">Lolis gasp and look at you with slightly hurt expressions>"Sorry girls, it's just a line from the movie. I'm actually having fun.">Sneks all let out little sighs of relief, except for the horned one who states "But that's not how the line goes...."
>>15279841So I should be careful whenever someone offers to meet up with me?
>>15279855It would be terrible if you arranged to meet someone and they turned out to be a Grizzly.
>>15279855Of course not.
>>15279857Yes I'll be careful from now on.>>15279860You're not fooling me Yeti.
>>15279857>Blind date between two people who 'like to cuddle'>Pizza is ordered and the door opens to reveal a Yeti in lingerie sitting grumpily across from a grizzly in a robe that has nothing in it. >Turns out that neither check the others gender. >Rape pizza boy instead.
>>15279845Hush horned snake loli I get distracted easily and your horns will probably be mesmerizing.Now for the next game I need a mask and the biggest snake of the group.
>>15279875Did They at least cuddle the pizza boy first?
>>15279876That would be the medusa who is about six months other than the rest. >>15279885There will be pre and post coital cuddles.
>>15279900>There will be pre and post coital cuddles.Would you want to be a pizza a boy in MGC?Think of all the single MGs that would hit on you or try and “find an alternative way of paying”.Fuck, I just remembered pizza anon's story. Damn that was depressing.
>>15279923No.Because for every lonely dragon or ultra busty weresheep twins you'd end up with a group of devil bugs or, heaven help you, a fat ass Sith and her friends that want to give (or in this case 'Get') you a tip.
>>15279900>medusaI can't do my next game if I'm stoned. We could always go scare the mice lolis I guess.
>>15279937>you'd end up with a group of devil bugsI think devil bugs are cute.
>>15279950She can shut her eyes!Or she you can grab the next largest lamia, who's had one sweet too many.
>>15279956Cute Carapaced Cunts
>>15279937you need to be careful when delivering. If you sense danger, just put on a fake marriage ring and some monster girl fragreance.
>>15279956I think all monstergirls are cuteIn their own wayYes even the furry ones
>>15279976I fully agree with this sentiment.All girls deserve a place in someone's heart, even the furry ones.
>>15279962Lolidusa will get to be the protagonist on the next game, she needs shades to look the part so it would work, we will need to find a suit for her though.I'm starting to doubt my previous game, if I called that other snake a big girl she could cry.
>>15279976>>15279983Enjoy your Cait and Cu siths.
>>15279976>>15279983Yiff in hell
>>15279976>>15279983I fully agree with this. Cait-Sith a cute.
On the topic of devil bugs.Do any of you know any good devil bugs stories?
>>15280021Devil Bugs don't have any stories
>>15279976>>15279983What about fuzzy ones?
>>15280027Why does no one love devil bugs?
>>15280030Moff is love, moff is life.
>>15280030All means all
>>15280030There's one thing that really disturbs me about her, her really really thin arms
>>15279483Nice. Really nice.
>>15280055Most bugs have very thin limbs, anon. If they're chitin with fuzz on the outside, they could very well be hollow. Your arms are thick because they're filled with bones, muscles, and blood, but a bug like her could very easily have what little muscle/ichor is necessary to move around in her arms and have room to spare. of course, i don't know much about bugs, so i could be completely wrong
>>15280021Hopefully this is "good" to you, because beggars can't be choosers. http://mjm202036.pbworks.com/w/page/8689439/Devil%20Bug
>>15280117But it's not about me I'm just scared they could crack at any moment
I'm gonna pat this cat!
>>15280141Chitin with the strength necessary to support a body at that scale would be nigh-unbreakable, unless you've got her under a jackhammer. You can squish bugs because of the massive scale difference between you and them, but if they were the size of dogs or humans they'd be basically unkillable.
>>15279988But Anon, she IS a big girl!And big girls don't cry. expect a pout and crossed arms as she tells you this.
Shota are being taken advantaged of. Tell monster girls to leave shots alone and they have to wait till they grow up
>>15280032My issue is A, the cleanliness issue and B, the relative lack of sentience.
Monstergirl waifu writefaggotry I did a a bit ago, edited for folks:https://gist.github.com/anonymous/c619aa9a625b0f066f554a5ba69b652c
>>15280180Does anyone know what the deal is with all the Stellaris Monster Girl mods? I've seen at least seven seperate ones, some with up to 900+ subscribers.Is it just Steam's weeaboo user base has grown much larger than in the past, or is it Stellaris being particularly popular on one of the monsterigrl boards/threads?
>>15280156We're talking about an exoskeleton. All of KC's bug-girls are cosplay tier enough that you can safely presume they possess a human skeleton. In that case, the need for a load-bearing exoskeleton would be completely moot. You wouldn't have any reason or need to say that their chitin would be strong because of support reasons.
>>15280212I'm the wrong person to ask but it's pretty much the fact that you can create your own races AND run an empire with that. Heck, there's a 40k mod out there. It also helps that it is made by the same folks that created Crusader Kings 2 which has a sizeable fanbase.
Who is the Sakamoto of Monster Girls
>>15280228You mean cool Sakamoto?Needs to be a monstergirl who isn't OP, or who you wouldn't expect is naturally perfect at anything, but still needs to look like they can pull off all those suave saves for the comedy to hit home.
>>15280228According to KC, the Baphomet. Best sex, strongest power, etc. Mary Sue of MGs.
>>15280030Moth a shit.
Hey Anon, will you help me send pamphlets to Onee-san homes letting them know incest is wrong?
>>15280228A condescending Cat Girl who takes care of two shotas?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRAGonGGevw
>>15280030Mindbreak doesn't seem so bad.
>>15280252No thanks, I don't really feel like it.
>>15280212Probably both. Though we all know an MG-driven space empire would be like the Zerg or Tyranids, but with sex instead of killing.
>>15280270God, I hate ElvesWhy is Mirage so best girl
>>15280270Please no, I don't want an Ork loli asking me to make her the biggest and the strongest.Ok, that's a lie. I totally would.
>>15280252I want to infiltrate the sabbath and betray them for the glory of my nee-chan!
>>15280290Hate to be that guy but can I get a source on that?
>>15280252But if incest is bad, how am I supposed to show my little sister that I love her?
>>15280295No Anon, the plan is to make Older Sisters think incest is bad. Not the younger ones.
>>15280276Go away, nerd. The moth is trash.
>>15280294Onee-chan ga KitaI don't think it has any porn surprisingly enough.
>>15280294Onee-chan Ga Kita, its a bunch of 3 min shorts. Great stuff though.
>>15280226>It also helps that it is made by the same folks that created Crusader Kings 2 which has a sizeable fanbase.Never really understood why, in a game where strategic marriages are so important and massive, continent-and-cultural shattering hordes are a thing, we never got a single Monster Girl mod. Hell, there's even a mechanic to kidnap female characters after a siege and make a concubine harem with them. The building blocks are all literally RIGHT THERE and none of us have ever given it a go.
>>15280305Then you weren't looking hard enough famerino. Translates to 'My Sister Came' I think. Good for the heart and soul.
>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus
>>15280307>>15280315This sister needs to calm down.
>>15280317Ah, I missed you
>>15280317New Holst for you slowpoke, fresh off the farm.
>>15280348Get this sexist holst out of my sight
>>15280322No she doesn't
>>15280352>Anubis-senpai scolds you for breaking the rules.
>>15280352Yes, she does. All older sisters need to calm down.
>>15280361They're fueled by the eternal power of brocon love. They just can't.
>>15280372Then they need to be punished.
>>15280378No anon, you need to be punished.
>>15280305I wish it got a full series, I'm a sucker for perverted stalker girls who don't understand personal boundaries. Nyarlko was wonderful for this very fact, because not only she unashamedly trying to have sex with the MC in front of his own mother for most of the show, but she was also a lovecraftian being whose job was to smack the shit out of other lovecraftian abominations who got out of line.Whatever happened to the LN of it? Did it finish?
>>15280381If she doesn't calm down, her little brother might not want to be near her anymore.>>15280385No, a bad monster girl sister that refuses to give her little brother some privacy is a bad sister.
>>15280389I'm pretty sure it had a mango with a 4-koma sort of format and the animu covered all the available material. Haven't kept up with it in a while.
>>15280389>Whatever happened to the LN of it? Did it finish?They get married. She ends "raping" him on their wedding night while you can hear him scream for help. Next morning he admits he liked it though.
>>15280398Then all's right with the world. I still wish there was a third season, but at least the LN had a nice ending where they finally get together properly.
>>15280290>>15280307>>15280315>>15280352>>15280381>tfw no perverted stalker Lich Onee-chan to keep you safe
Choose the cowDO IT NOW
>>15280410But what if I want to keep her safe?
>>15280417All of them.
>>15280430Then you take her to the amusement park to ride the ferris wheel.
>OniTengus newest batch of imagesCute shit.
>>15280417But I don't like cows
>>15280439WOLVES IN HEAT. VOL. IV!
>>15280434That sounds nice, but I hope she doesn't get too upset over people thinking she's my little sister because of how short she is compared to me.
>>15280417Now? Can't I do it later, this is so much effort.
>>15280450We need more Monster Girls at Festivals/Carnivals/Amusement Parks art, and we need it badly.They're just so great!
>>15280417Second from left
>>15280417Wait, where is the background grass? Did they eat it?
>>15280450What if she was scared once she got to the top of the wheel because she turned out to be afraid of heights?
>>15280450This artist can draw some fine Liches.
>>15280483I'd hug her close and tell her everything will be fine. What else would I do?
>>15280450>>15280486Bully the lich
>>15280490I really liked this Lich
>>15280490No, be nice to the Lich.
>>15280487Bully her for being spooked
>>15280490fondling the massive mammaries!
>>15280505You're gonna carry that weight
Speaking of the contrast between spooky monstergirls and festive things.
>>15280499>>15280502Go away bullies!
>>15280299How does it feel to have taste this shit?
>>15280535I wouldn't know since I don't like the Moth.
>>15280348Now that's some good lookin meat
>>15280490I also really liked this Lich. I'm glad Konosuba is getting a season 2, I just hope it'll be longer than the first and somehow manage to keep the fun and refreshing atmosphere. With no romantic subplot tying it down the first series was free to solely do silly fantasy setting shit and worldbuilding.
>>15280486Have they drawn any other pictures of her?
>>15278512Holy shit KC's Mia is lewd. I wish he'd draw MON, because those girls would look amazing with smug rapist faces. Yes, even Manako.
>>15280582He intends to draw a Hathor Lich follower.
>>15280589Can't believe some people didn't see it yet. Here's the other page anyway
>>15280620>monmusu kart will never be real
>>15280620>tfw my friends do the exact SAME FUCKING SHIT AND MOVE ME AROUNDThat really triggers me
>>15280620I wish KC would do more Shark Teeth girls. That rach man
>>15280646Your friends should stop acting like monster sluts then.
>Be Manticore living in MGC>Spot a single man>Approach him>He gets scared and tries to escape>Rape him anyway>He's still crying>Pump him full of venom until he calms down>A good 8 hours later we're done>He seems broken but at least he learned how to enjoy sex>The next day >Spot another man>This one actually approaches me>He isn't scared and disgusted like the other guy>Rape him anyway>Everything goes smoothly>Marry himRemember folks, only the unwilling get mindbroken by monster pussy
>>15280678What happened to the mindbroken guy?
>>15280678>You will never curbstomp every Niggercore in existence.
>>15280683He died a terrible death. Love your monsters.
>>15280683Healing, then more mindbreaking, then healing again.
>>15280690Seff Rolli no , kill ramen
>>15280702I may hate spiders, but god damn that Rach does things to my dick.
>>15280702I will never not be triggered by legipalps and I fucking loathe that it's become the new standard just because EMG did it
>>15280711What's wrong with legipalps?
>>15280711>still has all the usual spider girl parts>but also has human hips and thighsWhat the fuck is there to dislike about this
>>15280711Are you gay? I don't mean normal gay, I mean the kind where you enjoy balls touching gay.Cause that's a pretty gay opinion
>>15280714>>15280715Her human half doesn't even look like it's connected to the spider half.Hell, in Crabman's art half the time it fucking isn't. There isnt even an actual point where her human half is attached to the spider one, it just kind of floats in front of it somehow.KC manages to make it make a bit more sense, but giving her a full human silhouette still just makes the entire spider part look like it shouldn't be there, and like it's just kind of in the background and not even part of the girl. Which I'm sure is actually the intention, to take as much attention off of the spider part as possible, but still.
>>15280730>Her human half doesn't even look like it's connected to the spider half.>take as much attention off of the spider part as possibleThese are both good things.
>>15280711I think the whole basic arachne design in general is retarded. I know it's based of the ancient greek design, but as far as a good monstergirl design goes, by itself it's just retarded.>>15280734Why are you here?
>>15280730>to take as much attention off of the spider part as possible, but still.Now we can like spider monster girls without being freaked outt. arachnaphobe that likes rachnee
>>15280714>>15280715>>15280726Not the same guy, but it simply looks wrong to me. Maybe it its because I enjoy my girls a bit more monstrous than the norm, but I think it looks like an amputee sitting on a spider.
>>15280734Might as well fuck a human girl at that point.
>>15280738How would you change it?I have a hard time picturing anything different.
>>15280730It's mostly a problem of execution.KC had to follow Okayado's retarded design. He fares better with his own designs.
>>15280749Something humanoid with some spider features, rather than a human girl stuck on top of a spider.So a humanoid body shape, but with pointy chitinous legs, multiple eyes, chitin armor, legs coming out of her back, that sorta thing.
>>15280711The best arachnee design is where the spider parts are merged with the human body, sadly there isn't much of this aside for a few doujin and Elise from league of legendsAs for legilaps I agree that they take away but not enough to make the girl seem unappealing, it just removes the "harmony" between the spider and human parts
>>15280749Remove the whole "girl half on where the insect head should be" aspect. Incoporate a body design where the spidergirl can still conceivably stand up, with a vaguely human profile, but have extra arms/appendages at regular intervals going up her torso, perhaps giving the torso itself a "segmented" appearance to differentiate the fovea/sternum from the abdomen itself.There are so many variations, mergings, alterations you can make with this sort of thing. So many possibilities for a body which you just don't see with arachne-type spidergirls.It sure as hell can be done, because I've seen even doujin artists do it and make it still look sexy.
>>15280781Elise is just a human in a spider costume.
What monster girl related merchandise have you bought?
>>15280790This. Every single monster girl should still have a humanoid profile, and ALWAYS have a 100% human pussy.You literally cannot disagree with this.
>>15278801The birb is adorable. I also liked the druella date thing he did.
>>15280793EMG manga and a catgirl figure if that counts.I've also been tempted to get a Cerea mouse pad.
>>15280801I never said that. In fact, going pure human pussy all the time is boring as shit. I'm bored of girl-on-thing-head designs, but not highly monstrous monstergirls. I can make arguments either way about profiles. After all, I adore the tentacle, and she's not got a human profile for most of her body, save the upper torso.
>>15280791Agreed, such a wasted design, they made her a cosplay tier so that she'd still appeal to the majority>>15280793Nothing yet, but I'll buy the english release of MGE
>>15280793Do squid grills from Splatoon count
>>15280793And the pit of course
>>15280801Except I totally can and will.Vanilla a shit.
>Nothing from Kitsoviet in over a month>Left one of like half a dozen mothgirl stories we have unfinishedI fucking hate you so much. Come back.
>>15280815>they made her a cosplay tier so that she'd still appeal to the majorityThey made her a cosplay tier because their engine and animators can't deviate very far from humanoids. Cassiopeia was already a fucking nightmare for them to get to work, an actual arachne Elise would have probably broken the game.
>>15280793Nothing, I'm not some fucking nerd.
>>15280801>Every single monster girl should still have a humanoid profile
>>15280842Deal with it. They're supposed to be girls with monstrous features. Not girls fused with monsters.
>>15280847Good thing no monstergirl's creator cares about your opinion then
>>15280847Says you. Not me, and evidently at least a few others.
>>15280801>Every single monster girl should still have a humanoid profile, and ALWAYS have a 100% human pussy.Why are you even here?
>>15280793I just recently got a Zombina daki, I got the I heart MGs EMG thing a couple of days ago, and I'm patiently awaiting the release of the MGE. Seven Seas a shit, but I just like having physical books.
>>15280864>Getting a daki of a rotting corpse that smells like formaldehyde.
>>15280875Hey now. You don't know she smells like that.
>>15280882Her whole body is full of it anon, she smells awful. Not to mention she constantly falls apart. It's a shame since she has a 10/10 body and personality but almost everything else about her is awful.
If you had to introduce your waifu to human music by sitting down and listening to at least 2 albums by a single band, what band would you pick?
>>15280912Human music is a pretty broad category, maybe David Bowie, Prince, or The Beatles. Has to be someone with a big body of work that hit on more than one style of music.
>>15280907But that's part of the hotness. You know how hot it would be to plow someone so hard they start to fall apart?
>>15280912I'm not the biggest fan ever of any girl in the Slime species, but if I were, I'd play Slime Girls for my Slime girl.https://soundcloud.com/slime-girls/no-summer-no-cry-02-summer-is-gone-again
>>15280912/mu/ please, I barely know any albums aside from a heavy metal band.
>>15280912Boards of Canada.
>>15280912Oh how I have imagined me and Papi sitting down together in a room, playing different CDs and making out the entire time. Ahhh...
>>15280912I LOVE YOU JESUS CUH-RIST
>>15280944Actually scratch that. I'm not being honest with myself. I'd go with Aphex Twin.
>>15280929Zombina falling apart is fine, but her being unable move if she doesn't stretch before bed gives some good ideas.
>>15280955>be anon>have an adorable Kiki wife"So, Anon! What video did you want to show me?">ask her if she's ever heard of Rubber Johnny
>>15280912Yes in all honesty.
>>15280944Does it include watching Trudeau elbowing a female politician?
>>15280929Let no one keep you from waifus, that's the spirit.
Would you a titcow Jiang-shi? http://imgur.com/a/dhhOD
>>15280972So hard that she'd never have to worry about getting loose again.
>>15280912The Ocean Collective. Pelagial and Anthropocentric would be good listening
>>15280986>anthropocentric>not precambrianstep upActually anthropocentric/heliocentric aren't bad but the lyrics are obnoxiously *tips fedora*>caring about lyricsI know, I know
>>15281002Oh please, we as a society need to abandon the need for such primitive and childish dreams such as *smirk* gods. Behold many atheistic countries that have abandoned such foolish endeavors, and note how peaceful and superior they are to; Sweden, Japan, Switzerland, the United Kingdom, Germany, South Korea, all true Edens.Lizard girls are truly the superior monster girls for understanding this simple fact proven by science. I myself am not a Lizardgirl, but it seems clear to me that anyone with a brain would acknowledge how amazing Lizardgirls are, how they're intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.Why aren't you dating a Lizard Girl anon?
>>15281038Which monster girl is the most euphoric?
>>15281038Mantises are cuter.
>>15281041Kesaran pasarans make everyone around them feel pretty happy and euphoric when they breathe in spores, so them, I guess.
>>15281002>The OceanMy nigga, I have never met a single person who knew of them. Also yeah the lyrics for Helio and Anthro are very lizardgirl tier, but I think the composition and delivery is great. Plus Origin of Species and Origin of God is hands down the best two songs they have ever done.
>>15281038I still worship Hathor.
>>15281038>Why aren't you dating a lizard girlAfter that post do I have to answer? Is this bait?
>>15281038I bet you have a t-shirt that says "P'Orcfugees welcome"
>>15281056>Is this bait?We call them "jokes", Anon.
>>15281063I dunno anon, this not lizard girl seems very serious.
>>15281062What's wrong with sexy, brown Orc women?
>>15281062I'd take in P'Orcfugees.
The reptilians are among us, but I'll never let them eat my liver!
>>15281038I will only date a lizard if she is strong, smart and has wings.
>>15281080But Dragons aren't smart or strong. They're dumb bullies that pick on weak people.
>>15281080Dragons are dumb jerks who believe in myths and magic. Also wings are dumb and bulky, flying is overrated, magic is a joke, and their strength is too strong, broken.
Inspired by earlier comments in the thread, how do anons feel about the tales of a pizza guy in MGC being written?
>>15281072They take all the local men for them!
>>15281093>pizza guy in MGCsounds fun
>>15281096So? Are you telling me you're jealous of those Orcs and their Big Brown Butts?
>>15281093Go for it.
>>15281093Nice if humorous and well executed.
>>15281093Depends on if it's shitty and uncreative or not.If you want to write it, write it. If it's good, I'll read it.
>>15281086>>15281092Dragons are not dumb! They are proud and strong beings who possess great knowledge.The bully thing is the myth here, I never seen a Dragon bully other inferior things.
>>15281093There have been many greentexts about that before, not sure if any anon has them saved.
Outside of Dark Elves, which girls are best sadists?
>>15281093So just a series of greentexts filled with more reverse rape? Oh wow, just what this place needs.
>>15281109>The bully thing is the myth here, I never seen a Dragon bully other inferior things.What a pathetic dragon then.
>>15281120Manticores and Arachnes.
>>15280793I'd honestly consider getting a Zombina figure or something if they made a good one, but otherwise nothing at all.I'm generally happy with just a large monstergirl folder to fap to.
>>15281109Dragon's are the dumbest, they have to steal all their wealth instead of properly inventing money like a smart woman would. Dragons steal from little boys and laugh when they cry.
>>15279798>Kye, a 28-year-old Oxford graduate who enjoys dressing up as a dog>A fucking Oxford graduate
>>15281133In comparison to women, who steal from grown men and laugh when they cry
>>15281138That's legacies for you.
>>15281123This is why you get no content anon.
>>15281138I can't believe I never picked up on that.
How do you summon devils? I need to know this for… research.
>>15281140That just means Dragons are worse!
>>15281049Yeah you can blame my excessive /mu/ lurking for that. Shit board but I keep coming back like a battered housewife. And yeah Anthropo/Helio ave some p sick compositions.
>>15280825Like all the "dead" writefags, he's still lurking.Posting updates to something too regularly only results in lower quality work and burning yourself out. Its why the guys who post new stuff all the time only last a few months at best before joining the Posting-Updates-Whenever-I-Feel-Like-It-If-Ever master race.
>>15281155You ask nicely.
>>15281157No matter how edgy it sounds I stand by the fact that listening to Pelagial saved my life. Was a much better alternative to an heroing.
>>15281155Draw a pentagram with cum.
>>15280864I'm jelly. Where'd you get it?Sexual tomboy commando is the best corpse.
>>15281126Do you want to be bullied?>>15281133They don't steal, they battle and take the rewards. Not only that, but if you don't want to battle, you can always give her something nice to make her happy.
>>15281155Declare yourself as the best fiddle player and just wait.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6RUg-NkjY4
>>15281093As another anon has pointed out, this was a standard greentext topic a few years back. I'm guessing it'll be fresh to the new guys here, but it's hardly an original idea.
>>15281155I happen to have just the file for you.https://drive.google.com/file/d/0Bz-KmaKZn5rlb0pjR2k4T2o2YWc/view
>>15281170For a more foolproof method, say that you're better at playing the (skin)flute than she is.
>>15281173I do remember this, I just feel as though a longer version may be interesting
>>15281123I'd rather have that than endless repetitive posting about bullying and headpats.Besides, we rarely have greentexts anymore that feature reverse rape. I think you're just trying to be an ass more than anything.
>>15281169>Do you want to be bullied?Yes, of course! I'm a human boy and she's a dragon, she's supposed to bully me! Gosh, is the dragon an idiot or something not to know that?
>>15281155Say you'll make believe it's the first time, and love will find a way and that's always true
>>15281184As long as you don't have to go first.
>>15281159What would you quantify as "all the time?"
How does one get cute boys anyway?
I've spent the last week absolutely absorbed in Earth Defense Force 4.1, and can't help but wonder, how would it change with Monster Girls instead of giant insects and aliens?
>>15281196Be strong, beautiful, funny, sociable, and rich.
>>15281196Have huge titties.
>>15281177Not him but I could use something weird to read.
>>15281207That shit is trippy. And, I shit you not, some weird shit happened when I tried it.
>>15281196Raping them and taking responsibility or seducing them, depending if the monstergirl is more aggressive or ara ara.
>>15281190You're pretty arrogant aren't you? Think you can call a Dragon idiot and go away with just small bullying.I hope you are ready to take on some sadist Dragon.
>>15281195Posting a new update or story once or twice a week, if not more. Most writefags start out this way and it isn't really sustainable in the slightest.I'd argue that the quality of the writefags who end up posting infrequently is higher, possibly because they don't feel rushed and take their time, coupled with the knowledge they gained from all the mistakes they made at the beginning, of course.It's just my opinion in the end, I'm sure you could just as easily argue that the opposite is true.
>>15281209Gonna have to elaborate, Anon. Don't leave us hanging.
>>15281209Trippy is good for me right now, and don't worry I'm probably too lazy to try anything, runs in my blood you see.
Time to go to bed, dude
>>15281196Be a cute Kuudere with a big ass.
>>15281230HOLY SHIT A TALKING FOX
>>15281231Or a himedere with a big ass.
>>15281230I wish I could stop existing and erase everyone's memories about me so I could watch the world spin from the great beyond without having to worry about ultimately irrelevant everyday life problems.But I guess I'll just sleep for a while. Thanks, talking fox.
While the show is no where near as good as I thought it would be, I cannot stop fapping to Kyou.She'd make an amazing succubus, she's already a master of teasing and being smug, and seems to prefer wearing the least clothing possible.
>>15281222Alright, just because you got trips I'll tell the story. Like I said, you guys can believe me or not. I understand. But here's what happened.>Be a writefag>Brainstorming one day.>"Oh! I'll write about a guy using a oujia board to try to summon a succubus! Sexiness will ensure!>Begin outlining story, go to /x/ to really delve into the whole Succubi/oujia mythos (I enjoy basing my MGs in kind of a "low magic" type of world) >Get laughed at, except someone posts said link I linked>Hmm...Interesting. >Being the young scholar I am, I decide "What the hell, lets pop this pandoras box open." >New moon, go through the ritual. Going for the most vanilla one in that file.>Say the last words with my eyes closed. >I feel something fucking CARESS my face. Not even kididng.>Like someone brushed the back of their hand on my face. >eyes shoot open, Nothing there. >Officially freaked the fuck out. See, that was some weird shit. But in the following days...>Be typing away at my computer. Think I hear a knock at the door>No one there. >Okay...>Go back to computer, put headphones on.>Hear what I thought was a girl giggling. >Spin around.>Nothing.I think I had the wettest dreams of my life that week. It stopped eventually. But nonetheless, it was trippy.Thinking of trying it again.
>>15281230Ran is beautiful.
>>15281230It actually is where I am. What the fuck am I still doing on the thread at this hour?
>>15281265Do it. Do it and report back.
>>15281265Bretty spooky, Anon.Which one were you summoning?
>>15281265None of this shit happened.If it did, it was your mind playing tricks on you. Like when you manage to spook yourself in a dark room when you're completely alone because you can't stop thinking about creepy shit.
>>15281265>Oh let's just perform ritual given straight from /x/ and see what happensWell, might as well keep going.
>>15281270More than a week away until the next new moon, you'll forget.
>>15281265I'm not sure if I believe in this hoodoo shit but maybe it was something.
>>15281265Do it faggot, for SCIENCE
>>15281282Bet you I won't.
>>15281291Set up some cameras where you perform it and record the ritual.
Buff punk succubi with lots of piercings and tattoos are the best succubi.Prove me wrong.
>>15281265I want this to be real, I really do.Unfortunately, it's pretty fucking obvious it isn't.
>>15281297I can't, because you are completely correct.
>>15281265Basic psychology says you got yourself worked up and your mind filled in some gaps/played tricks on you.
>>15281296Oh no, I was telling him to do it again and then tell us if it worked. A week is too little for me to prepare all that stuff.
>>15281300Then you do it. I understand that my words may not mean much on this Chinese political cartoon website, but weird shit happened. It's good to be skeptical. I wouldn't believe it either if someone said it here.>>15281280I know the feeling between being spooped by something, and feeling like someone was behind me. But again, skepticism keeps the world going.
I want to believe!
>>15281297>Prove me wrong.the only thing you had right was tattoos
Here are all the upcoming New Moons for the entire rest of the year in case any of you guys wanna try. Times are in MST, so adjust accordingly.
>>15281266Ran is a stern fox, she has no tolerance for mischief and mucking about.
>>15281315>those nipplesThat's got to chafe. I want to pull on them.
>>15281230I mean it's 1am but it's not like I have control of my life to begin with.Besides I only really get any drawing done when I should be sleeping.
>>15281314>New moon on July 4thQuick, we need to summon American Succubi! How do we change the ritual to attract them?
>>15281325Use cheap beer instead of wine.
>>15281325Use shitty american beer instead of wine.
>>15281230>dudeCan't fool me mofu alp!
>>15281311Sorry, but occult stuff really is a load of bullshit. I remember a Derren Brown stunt where he locked a group of people in a dark room and told them it was known to be haunted. Loads of the idiots actually swore blind that something approached them in the dark, because they managed to convince themselves that the lie they were told was real.
>>15281255>underboob>those vagina bonesnice
>>15281315>tfw Space-Jin draws perfect bodies>tfw he draws them crushing family jewels like water balloons more often than notIt hurts.I also have to commend him on the fact that his girls at least look intimidating on top of having nice bodies.
>>15281340It sounds like those stupid ghost hunter shows. I'm sure it's creepy as fuck to actually be there, but if you watch these things it's all just a bunch of guys getting scared of shadows and plumbing.
>>15278214>Avatar with Dark Elementals
>>15281340It's probably more accurate to say that the supernatural is bullshit. There are no ghosts, demons, etc. Occult stuff, however, can have tangible effects. They are simply not supernatural. People can convince themselves of almost anything. Just because there is not actually something there does not make it any less real to the person involved. Their fear is not somehow less because it is based on something unreal. People can achieve things that they call supernatural with the occult. The fact that they are wrong about the source is irrelevant.
>>15281230I want to sleep on those perky pillows.
I want to introduce an abomination girl to Lovecraft's work
Since we're on the subject of supernatural and occult, why don't you anons have MG tulpas?
>>15281355Fair point, but it still means that >>15281265Is just wishful thinking.
>>15281373I don't want to be a schizo faggot.
>>15281352Reminder that Legend of Korra literally, and without any shame whatsoever, introduced the fanfiction-tier concept of a Dark Avatar.
>>15281373Tulpas aren't supernatural or occult though. They're psychological.
>>15281373I don't have enough of a desire, drive or discipline to go out of my way to make one. To do it right, it requires constant daily attention and focus. I'm not good at that sort of thing.
>>15281379Of course. However, if people enjoy something, more power to them. If the only way to get what you want out of this world is to hallucinate things from outside it, go right on ahead. The human brain is uniquely bad at distinguishing the truth. You might as well run with it as far as it can take you.
>>15281252>>15281268>>15281324Cheer up! Have some mofu milk!
>>15281373I need my sanity for my work, and giving myself a psychological disorder is a terrible idea.
>>15281344She really is the best part of the show at this point. I just hate the way they tease us with potential lewd scenarios and never deliver. The most recent episode had a weird lingering shot of her crossed legs. Just when you start to think it means she'll uncross them the scene changes. Such a damn cocktease.
>>15281396Contrary to popular belief, mofu milk doesn't save lives.
>>15281396>mofu milk!Sounds stringy.
Do reptilian and insect monster girls lactate?
>>15281381first ive heard of this, my caring for avatar dried id when i couldn't watch the end of last airbender when it first came out
>>15281380>>15281383>>15281393>>15281398Then the next question I pose, does anyone here actually have one?
>>15281373>that MLP thread where some guy was trying to make out that a furious tulpa rapes him every night and demands he buys it smokes>all the retarded fixes recommended, including making a Jackie Chan tulpa to beat up the original tulpaThat shit was hilarious. The youtube video where the thread is read out in a text to speech program only makes it funnier.
>>15281406>>15281411Au contraire, mofu milk is the #1 cause of preventing death! Here's some, on the house. Strawberry and chocolate flavors may cost more.
>>15281418I want to make one someday. What good is sanity if I'm miserable anyways? Either I break my mind. Or I not only get my dream monster girl waifu, but might also get to qualify for schizobux.
>>15281416Let's just say that fucking Knockoff Aku became a Dark Avatar and leave it at that.
>>15281420I haven't seen this video, link please? Also have you seen the screenshot of the thread where anon says his Tulpa is a goddesss that shrinks him?
>>15281420>including making a Jackie Chan tulpa to beat up the original tulpaoh god i need a link
>>15281420>making a Jackie Chan tulpa to beat up the original tulpaHaving more than one tulpa would probably cause him too much trouble
>>15281413I don't see why they couldn't. Anyways, it'd be a waste if big-tiddied reptilian and creepy crawly monstergirls were unable to produce milk.
>>15281423How does it compare to, say, Holstaur milk?
>>15281420Wasn't that the one where the guy made a Pinkie Pie tulpa with black, empty pit eyes which would literally never, ever stop screaming?Either way, the escalation where it eventually got to creating a gorilla tulpa to subdue the Jackie Chan tulpa when he went rogue was great. Those scare stories are always fucking hilarious.
>>15281423>mofu milk is the #1 cause of preventing death!Sorry, but I need to see reports from trusted sources confirming that allegation first. I cannot afford to be fooled by foxes again
>>15281381That show had lots of potential in it's story plots. It just needed to play them straight instead of 'No, actually antagonist is evil punch to win' that it kept boiling down to.On topic, I wanna fuck a Sylph on a cloud.
>>15281423>she can fill an entire cup with one breastI wish this artist would draw more milky Ran.
>>15281433Why is that Mantis making such a lewd gesture?
>>15281440This sounds fucking amazing
>>15281430>>15281429https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FoAfJlMjdcIt was clearly a troll thread, but it was funny all the same.
>>15281444Yeah, the first part was pretty great, with the development of the world over the course of the sixty or so years since TLA.Everything about Wan was good too, and all of part three with Zaheer except for the final fight. It suffered from the same problem which I think made the final fight with Aang against the Fire Lord pretty awful in comparison to the whole series leading up to it.
>>15281455This is why I won't ever fuck with tulpas.
>>15281436Holstaur milk is top dog for sure, but I hear mofu milk can be like single malt scotch when made by the right hands. >>15281441This mofu is an indentured servant, she may be naive, but she isn't known to be deceitful!>>15281447Only a few, I'm afraid. I don't want to take up too many pictures.
>>15281455A shining example that going down that road is such a bad idea it leads to insanity>getting beaten up by things you manifested into existanceMy fucking sides
>>15281473This smells like shady fox mafia propaganda. I'm alerting the local authorities.
>>15281464>ZaheerLiterally the only good villain to come out of that show. Fucking Superman flying nihilist.
>>15281423She doesn't look too thrilled about me sampling her milk...
You walk back in your room and this spider girl is staring at you with this look.How do you react?
>>15281497Slowly back away. They can't tell movement so well, right?
>>15281497Stare her down until she gets creeped out and leaves.
>>15281497Freeze and stare at her. See who moves firstSlowly begin to back away if nothing happens while keeping eye contact. I know how spiders work. The very microsecond you lose eye contact they're gone
>>15281473>lactation where milk leaks through the girls topMmm. I wonder though, is clothed lactation where erect nipples are present considered SFW?
I want to make an angel girl and a Houri play a vs. match of DEFCON
>>15281497Why is she there?
>>15281509Depends on how visible the nips are
>>15281169I have been married to a dragon for 12 years and have 2 beautiful children and there was never any bullying involved in the relationship
>>15281497Wait to see what happens next.She's clearly just as surprised as I am
>>15281497Undress and start masturbating. You can't rape me. I know your kind. Good luck getting off on tying up and raping someone who's egging you on and trying to talk you into kinkier things.
>>15281526You gonna punch her lamia friends too?
>>15281509Incidentally, the Pixiv tag for lactating through clothes is 服越し母乳.Just in case you wanted to know.
>>15281537You're a real nerd, James.
>>15281200Like, same size, or instead of size, it's in numbers?
>>15281534That'll do just fine. I'll be on my way now.Now it's time to see how many lactating fateslut images there are on Pixiv.
>>15281200E D FE D FE D FE D F
How to sex a ghost?
>>15281528She'll just rape you harder.
>>15281545You better not save any Nero pictures.
>>15281540Shut up, Mike.
>>15281556My Nero folder is already my largest Saber folder.
God dammit, brocolli fucking sucks.
>>15281570Too badEat your hamburgers Apollo
>>15281551Good. I can go at this all day. I will gladly sacrifice my body for a pyrrhic victory against an aggressive MG. Watching the disappointment in their eyes is my fetish.
>>15281565You want to be a pal and upload it somewhere?
>>15281546This sums up my thoughts pretty well
>>15281570depends on how you cook it, just like its cousin cauliflower
>>15281580I'd like to make an imgur album, but that'd also take long as fuck.
>>15281576But she'll be smug when she sees your ahegao.
>sleep cycles fucked>now fully awake at midnight and will probably sleep at noongod dammit I need a timed weresheep or something
>>15281609That's fine. I'll let her count her victories, for they shall be few in number. Everywhere she goes, she will be known as the arachne who lost to a man. I'll ride her back, constantly surprise her with nice things, and solicit sex in public. She cannot stop me. I shall greet her with a smile and make it absolutely obvious that she cannot do anything I do not wish her to do. I have no limits, only a fetish for frustration. Then, when she finally breaks down into madness, I'll be there to comfort her. Because that was the plan all along.
>>15281621Monsters are more active at night, so being awake is a good tactic.
I will sneak past the monstergirls!
>>15281654>Not making them submit and making your mission easiergood luck on hard mode anon
>>15281654I want to pickpocket the monstergirls!
>>15281669>>15281676Evading their attention altogether is the true display of skill. Hasn't Ghost Recon taught you people anything?
>>15281497Greet and return to normal activity. Which is to say, attempting to finish this matchstick skyscraper.
>>15281683I don't play shooters, no money to buy them
>Go to infinitely worse chan to call bob a cuck>See bromont is alive and starting a threadHow the fuck does that guy keep going? I can barely update a single fucking pastebin and he's over there making his 1000th cyoa thread.
>>15281712cause he's better then you
>>15281712Assuming your will to run doesn't get crushed by the voters/fighting then CYOA's are fairly easy to run.
>>15281712Probably because writers get more appreaciation over there. Also they let people do CYOAs.
>>15281712Bromonts a traitor, stop brinigng him and that other place up.
>>15281736Oh look it's bromont's tsundere ex.
>>15281736Oh boy it's this comedy act again.
My uncle theo always says Punching and weapons is the best way of displaying emotion.Not entirely sure what he's on about but I would like to fight a salamander.
>>15281712You know what fucking sucks?Back in the days of the threads still being on /a/, Bromont had a story running that he was posting on the Moe archive. Now that that's gone, the story he wrote there and everything pertaining to it is basically fucking erased.
>>15281764And nothing of value was lost.
>>15281749Quiet anon, hater-kun's splurging is probably one of the funniest things you can see on here.
You wouldn't a tailpussy
>>15281749>>15281742Shh shhh. Let him talk. Let him talkThis is going to be good
>>15281790You're right, I won't.
>>15281758Fighting strengthen relationships.Always remeber to duel your reptilian waifu.
>>15281764>Bromont finishes a story for once with a satisfactory conclusion>The archive dies and it's lost foreverI don't know if it's tragic or just hilarious. He probably didn't even save it.
>>15281736Why, exactly? What did he do?
>>15281749>>15281781>>15281742>>15281794Fuck off, idiots like you are the reason this place has such a shitposter problem.
Why don't we talk about some of the newer writers instead of bringing up the old ones?
rip tommy the veteranhe died of old age
>>15281811No. I'll talk about who I want
>>15281811Because you haven't written anything memorable yet.Bob atleast made something that made everyone hate him, and solidify his status.
>>15281803Imagine a man who was loved the people, but he betrays them for child pornographers and goofy goobers. That's basically the jist of it.But we need to stop talking about him and them, and let them rot in their decadence shithole. We have this place, we can talk about our writers instead.
>>15281758>uncle TheoSounds like he could be one of those unsung legend or the crazy guy you avoid at family get together.
>>15281825Im not a writerI just want different names to talk about
>>15281806The shitposting's pretty much the only reason to come back. OC's minuscule by this point, and /jp/ is not a particularly dense board to begin with.
Break the kiki
>>15281825>you haven't written anything memorable yet.Dont fucking remind me anon.
>>15281726>Writers get more appreciation over there>Letting the opinions of anonymous people on the internet dictate whether or not you want to write or not>Instead of keeping your chin up and getting gudHypocritical as all unholy fuck to say that but if you really think that writing to be appreciated instead of doing it because you actually have FAITH in a community you're literally denser than Natsuru from Kampfer levels of stupid.
>>15281829>We have this place, we can talk about our writers instead.Our current writers aren't particularly bad, but I'd rather have bromont back all the same. Feel the same way with old the old writers.
>>15281861That's not breaking the Kiki.Breaking the kiki is turning her into a lazy slob that just eats chips on the couch all day while wearing nothing but her underwear.
>>15281890I want a lazy slob Kiki like that!
>>15281853Not him but enjoy your stale ghost town. No wonder everybody and their mother likes to shitpost this place with faggots like you around.
>>15281890Would she still clean up after her master?
>>15281878>getting gudNot him, but it's hard to do that with a worrying lack of constructive criticism. Hence why sometimes it's important how "well" a community treats its writers, because that can include said constructive criticism.
>>15281811>Instead of remembering writers they liked, people prefer shitposting about the ones they hate, and ultimately shitposting each other
>>15281894Oh no you don't.She'll be out of shape, cranky, and do only the bare necessities of cleaning. >>15281898Bare necessities, enough to keep the Beelzebubs and devil bugs away but not enough to make it 'sparkling clean'
>>15281811I like it that people don't talk about me. I like being the "Oh hey its that guy" person instead of being in the constant spot light.Most who bring me up like me enough to say so so that's a plus.
>>15281878Nigga I don't even write what the fuck calm down
>>15281878>writing because you have faith in a communityLiterally the dumbest thing I've read in these threads in a long time.
>>15281878>Faith in a communityWhat, this place?
>>15281878but this community killed another one
>>15281913That means you're inoffensive and forgettable when compared to others, thinking that's a plus is called narcissism, anon.You'll never get anywhere with that thinking.
>>15281909>She'll be out of shape, cranky, and do only the bare necessities of cleaning.Now I want her even more! In fact, to help her I'll offer to do all the work for her so she can dedicate herself to... whatever she does! I'll cook her all the food she wants, clean up after her (when she lets me in her room), and kiss her on the cheek when she gets really grouchy!
https://hellskitchensink.wordpress.com/a-serpent-in-zion/New chapter of this thing, chapter 23.
>>15281929Sounds like you just want a hikki monster girlfriend, anon.
>>15281929Anon please, what are the other kikis going to say when they see her just sitting here in her underwear, gaming while you bring her snacks and drinks?It's as Un-kiki as a kiki can be.
>>15281928I have a fucked sense of motivation.
>>15281938Yeah, but a lazy mean out-of-shape Kiki has that extra element of pizzazz. Like corruption, seeing a lithe strict-but-caring monster devolve into someone like her.>>15281940She won't care, she'll be in the house all day. Will they even know of her existence?
>>15281913>I like being the "Oh hey its that guy" person>not wanting to leave your mark in the worldyou will die alone
>>15281966is this special snowflake syndrome or american exceptionalism
>>15281943If bromont can write a thousand fucking threads about wanting to fuck yukionnas and oppai lolis while posing like a faggot, you can write something that'll knock the socks off this place./mgg/ needs a new smash hit, and you have the power to write it.
>>15281901Then keep writing you fucking mongoloid piece of shit. Look up guides on how to self-edit. Go into the Discords or the IRC and talk to people who actually know their shit like ELH or RS. Have others proofread your work.READ, NIGGA. READ.>>15281917>>15281921>>15281926If you don't like it here then rather than proactively try to chase off writers who don't fuck up royally like Bob, Bollocks, NegaWalker, MachineAnon, Lanternon and his fucking commissions for erotic literature who the fuck does that, and the other derelicts try to help them rather than fucking bitching about the lack of OC. Or make it yourself. Who cares. It's fucking 4chan.
>>15281991>rather than proactively try to chase off writers who don't fuck up royally try to help them rather than fucking bitching about the lack of OC. Or make it yourself.I never chased out any writers, and I have made content in the past. I don't know where you're pulling all these assumptions out of.
>>15281990well atfer the writing the same thing 10 different ways i'm trying to continue something newits been stagnant for a year now but Ill continue it someday, I just feel like ie hit a dead end
>>15281991I haven't chased off anyone, it's beginning to sound like you have though.
>>15281991>fuck off and do your own fucking work>why aren't you helping writers
>>15282015Ask one of the older writers for help.
Please don't let your kikis become lazy slobs, anons, be good masters or their jobs will be taken by those dirty shoggoths!
>>15282044I don't know, those Shoggoth can change their bodies and clothing to fit my needs, not to mention their unwavering loyalty.What does a Kikimora have that a Shoggoth does not do better?
Thou canst not rape he which doth not live.
>>15282056Their love is much purer and they aren't abhorrent abominations from beyond the stars!
>the bitter anti-Bromont guy shows up againWhy? What exactly awoke your autism this time around after so long?
>>15282064>Shoggoth travels from beyond the stars just to be your maid because it loves you that muchWow, and you're calling them abhorrent abominations. I guess Kikimora lovers have shown their true colors.
>>15282064Shoggoths are native to Earth you fuck.
>>15282023He probably has. He's coming across as one of those anons who just want this place to be endless shitposting and nothing else.
Does a Stand count as a Monstergirl?
>>15282068You realize school's out now, right?Either that, or bromont just hasn't been mentioned in a really long ass time.
>>15282069>>15282070Fine, you don't have to accept a cute kiki into your life, I'll take them all then
>>15282064One of the only reasons i want a Kiki is because i want to molest the fuck out of those floppy ears.
>>15282079>You realize school's out now, right?Actually, I didn't. I look forward to the increased amount of garbage and shitposting here because of it, though.
>>15282077Stands are the exact opposite of monster girls.Monster girls are monstrous on the outside, but sweet and waifu bait on the inside. Stands are the visualizations of human girl's internal personality, and most of the time, look hideous.
>>15281874>You haven't written anything memorable yetFeels fucking great, man.
>>15281928>That means you're inoffensive and forgettable when compared to others, thinking that's a plus is called narcissism, anon....what?Thinking highly of yourself is narcissism, which is the opposite to what you were saying. What the actual fuck are you on about?
>>15281961I guess. Just don't be surprised if she starts demanding you do things for her like eating her out while she plays, thighs wrapped around your head, or for you to take her from behind while she browses her laptop.
>>15282091>Human girl's internal personalityNon-humans can have Stands though. There's no reason why a Monstergirl wouldn't be able to have a Stand. There are dogs, birds, turtles, and trees with Stands.
>>15282090Atleast it'll breathe life into this place, just not the type of life we'd hope.
>>15281874Supposedly I have, but the weird thing is I consider it to be my worst.
>>15282108>Tfw was just about to go to PixivSuch timing
>>15282108Stupid sexy semon demons.
>>15282111I'd take a slower thread any day over increased rambling about bullying, headpats, stinkypedes and shitstorms over fetishes.
>>15282111Still infinitely better than getting writefags like Bob back in here.
>>15281987I think it's more of an angry faggot trying to make other people feel bad because he's currently feeling like shit. He's being too obvious about it in any case.
>>15281990>/mgg/ needs a new smash hitThere's always that half-a-million-word literal fanfiction.
>>15282100That sounds divine, those plump thick thighs on both sides of my head, being a dickthrone for that fat kiki ass, and her grumpily deriding me every now and then during it while she concentrates on her games, or her posting.I love serving my lazy lob kiki!
>>15282139which one, anonymoose's massive saga of greatly varying quality? Or that Mother 3 one that somehow manages to dwarf it?
>>15282142I dunno, she'd probably make you wash her off and go out to grab clothes for her all the time. It's not even like she's going to be in that good a shape either. She'd probably sit on you should you displease her anyway.,
>>15280801>ALWAYS have a 100% human pussy.Snake cloaca is fine too.
>>15282150No, the MGQ one.
>>15281990>/mgg/ needs a new smash hit,I admit, I dream of pulling this off sometimes and if I ever manage it I'm immediately quitting to end on a high note.But realistically I'll leave that to guys like YBA.
I love Hellwans!
>>15282099Read his post closely. If he really liked how people didn't talk about him, he wouldn't have made a post proclaiming that he liked how people do not talk about him, and simply not posted at all.'Most who bring me up like me enough to say so' is something a closet egotist would think.Narcissism isn't just those kids you see on twitter tweeting about how special a snowflake they are, it can be internalized and worded as such that it comes off as inoffensive as possible.Anybody whom is satisfied with voicing how they enjoy not being noticed simply does not want to have their feelings hurt when the light is shined on them, because they are narcissistic enough to believe their feelings are somehow above the people who are talked about on a regular basis.It's okay to feel this way, as we all have our own little safe bubble.However, it's not a matter of projecting, it's a matter of analyzing a post and disseminating why he would phrase it the way he did. I hope that clears it up for you.
>>15282153Nah, snakes should be removed from the premises. Especially grapists.
>>15282164I love Minichuffs!
>>15282164I don't care aboutthem
>>15282172Actually, I think I misread the post after all.I thought you meant that people who prefer to go unnoticed are narcissistic somehow, which makes no sense.But what you were actually saying was that people who boast about being below the radar are properly narcissistic. Yes? It's like a false modesty.
>>15282191This feels like there are hundreds of unintentional hilarious quotes in here.We should read it as a collective.
>>15282151So we'd get to take bathes together, like a little brother and his onee-san? That sounds even better, sign me up for that!And her figure is perfect, don't insult her! And being sat on by her would be a great privilege to enjoy!
>>15282179I FUCKING LOVE DRUGS
What's the best way to extinguish your own lewdness?
>>15282179I want a Jinko that size.
>>15282210Wanky fap fap.
>>15282210Stop seeking attention from whores.
>>15282206You say that but she's heavy enough to keep you pinned while she plays!This doesn't even factor in that she'd only wash you grumpily whenever you ask in the bath.
>>15282191See, this still isn't as bad as that Knuckles guy from the wiki.
>>15282179I prefer big chuffs with delicious abs and strong arms!
>>15282209I fucking love sniffing dragon powder
>>15282210Marry a Valkyrie or an Angel
>>15282196>false modestyPompous or pretentious would be the words, though pretentious is somewhat of a buzzword that's thrown around all willy nilly without it being used for it's textbook definition.
>>15282204You missed a zero.
>>15282223All the better to tease and cuddle her, right?
>>15282191>By: LosenisOh hey it's the guy that wrote the lizard going to the underworld story, isn't he?
>>15281878Crippplechan is overrun by redditors anyway.
Oh shit Anon, so you know what time it is?Damn right, it's time to watch horrible 1 hour long action movies! I hope I can see my waifu tomorrow. Goodnight /mgg/
>>15282263Have you taken a good look at 4chan lately?Because it's swarmed with them.
>>15282263Well, is this place run any better?
>>15282191Losenis wrote this shit?What the fuck? I thought he had his shit together.
>>15282263Becareful anon, remember that the mod from that site lurks in these threads.
>>15282219But I like that! I'm a slight masochist like that, and that's fine! I can be happy enough for the both of us! Also I think her grumpiness is cute!I love my kiki hikki onee-chan!
>>15282292I'm pretty sure more than one mod from leddit frequents this site.
>>15282275>Having your shit togetherWhere do you think we are?
>>15282299Now she's just going to blush and call you 'Baka' like in her zipang diggity do Animes. She may just even purchase that lace underwear she saw.Hopefully it'll fit.
>>15282273Not these threads. We don't have people writing futa CYOAs and guys RPing about being monster girls and cucking their boyfriends. Believe me, I'm originally from there.>>15282274My opinion? Yes.
>>15282282>he doesn't knowDare you enter his magical realm?http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Knuckles213/An_Adventurer%E2%80%99s_Folly_%E2%80%93_Enter_the_Jubjub
>>15282301Hm? I was talking about /monster/'s mod.
>>15281987Girls want a guy with ambition. A guy with ambition gets a good job and provides stability and prosperity. A guy without ambition end up working hourly, or worse, on commission. A girls gotta think about her future, and if you ain't got ambition you ain't got much of one.
Ah, I just found out selkies exist. That means I have to draw a harpy, a catgirl and a selkie.
>>15282325He is truly the Terry Pratchett of fantasy literature.
>>15282318Maybe you should go back to wherever that is, you're honestly kind of annoying people here.
>>15282263This place isn't much better. You have people bitching out fledgling writers and then complaining about the lack of OC, constant shitpost wars about fetishes and various monsters, or whether or not shit like Bob dindu nuffin like a good college going boy he be.Basically, I wish somebody would just kick the can of gasoline over so we could watch this place burn because a long sustaining 'general' is never a good idea for stuff like this when there's hardly constructive discussions anymore.
>>15282318YOU HAVE TO GO BACK Nah, you can stay.>>15282325Just no.
>>15282314I'd hope she doesn't, because the only thing funner then a tubby hikki monster girl trying to seduce you is comforting her when her lewd underwear she spent a pretty penny on snaps because it's too small for herHugging her tightly while she holds back tears, saying only sabbath sluts could've worn it anyways, and how she's happy the dumb thing broke is better.
>>15282343I miss when the threads were full of greentext and everyone just wanted to write and fap
>>15282329Better the /monster/ mod than the encyclopedia userbase.
>>15282343>Let the thread burnQuit being so fucking edgy anon. We may not be perfect, but we're better than the alternatives.
>>15282343>You have people bitching out fledgling writersHonestly, I've never seen this happening.
>>15282352STOP BURNING OUR SHIT KID HOLY SHITIT'S THE FIFTH TIME THIS MONTH
>>15282357Too true. The strings would be digging into her hips, her vulva outlined perfectly, and her chest would be overflowing the bra by quite a bit.Probably be more surprised that ti didn't break until she tried to be seductive
>>15282366>>15282343This.Exodus era was so fucking fun. It was hell, but it was fun.
>>15282343>people bitching out fledgling writersIn all fairness, most of the guys ran out were either egotistical or refused to take criticism. The most recent example was the Oomakudakeodkdodecahedron guy acting like a child because a few anons decided to criticize him.
>>15282325and my world just got darker
>>15282375To be fair, it doesn't look like people are that interested in the fledgling writers.Maybe they should be trying harder?
>>15282385>most of the guys ran out were either egotistical or refused to take criticismMost of the guys ran out barely even spoke anything other than "thank you" and "I'll fix it" when met with critiscizm. They just simply disappeared over time.
>>15282392Im trying, but I have little to show for it other than several broken drafts for my next thing
>>15282373New guy here, I'm still in the process of lurking, but I can agree with this statement. I like this place.
>>15282325What the FUCK? Even that Sukeru Ikeda guy is better than this shite.
>>15282399If you can't stand the heat, you shouldn't be in the oven.
>>15282373>but we're better than the alternativesMarginally.
>>15282385My story includes an Oomukade, I hope this isn't me. Explain the dodecahedron part?
>>15282408dont say shit you dont mean
>>15282417Marginally is still better.>>15282405Quick, what's your favorite MG
>>15282414I think they weren't attacked, rather they decided to avoid being here too long because of people actually flinging shit at writers rather than just saying "Not my thing, thanks"
>>15282384>Pre-Exedus everyone had fun, shit was chaotic, and OC was in abundance >Post-Exodus the concept of fun is frowned upon, OC is at an all time low, and everyone hates everythingThat's post-war syndrome right there
>>15282318>being monster girls and cucking their boyfriendsChrist
>>15282426How do we fix ourselves, famalam?
>>15282343I'm a fledgling writer and no one's ever bitched about me.
>>15279301Well this was uncanny. MILF snek is taking a quick brek because even I can't handle this much suffering at once, but the next installment is coming SOON™ after a quick dose of, of all things, dragon. There's no way it'll be worth the wait, but I hope you enjoy it regardless.
>>15282418If you don't know about the weird title then it wasn't you. Basically, this newish writefag wrote something, got a couple of reasonable replies on his comedy character not fitting in with a serious setting, and instead of just accepting that some people disliked it he went on a sarcastic rant for hours.
>>15282427They all had Hitler moustaches and ate babbies, too.
>>15282405Welcome new blood, may many laughs be had in the future
>>15282434.50 cal aspirin usually cures anyone's PTSD, private pyle.
>>15282443Welcome back from the dead again foam man.
>>15282434We don't. We just buy a cabin in Maine, wade out into the pond out front knowing we're too old and decrepit to make it back to shore. Only to let the cold embrace of the early spring water consume us completely, our lungs burning with the need to breathe but knowing it'd be futile to try.Nobody would miss us.
>>15282444I'm really glad I missed that shit fest then. Too bad he soured the already poor name of Oomukades. >>15282440Good taste
>>15282418Some guy wrote a story about a powerful warrior traveling to Zipangu and gets in a fight with an Oomukade who's his equal.There was some stupid drama about something or another and he acted really pissy about it and dropped the story. It was actually shaping up nicely, and plenty of liked it, so I don't know why he did that.
Why does nearly every writer here now post on /monster/ as well?
>>15282440Nice. She's number six on my list.
>>15282439That's because you haven't acted like a complete shit. Contrary to popular belief, anons don't hate on guys who only post stories. They hate on faggots who attentionwhore/argue against criticism/get big egos.
>>15282434We can't fix our problems until we can agree on what our problems are.Since everyone has their own idea of what is right for this place, the chances that we can come to a somewhat unified conclusion are extremely dim, at the best.
>>15282377>Nervous tubby Hiki Kiki attempts to put on her lewd lacy underwear>She's never done this sort of thing before, but if it's as easy as her hentai make it out to be, then maybe she can get into her brother's pants like this>It's really damn tight, it digs into her hips, her belly pooches out a little in front, her ass is barely contained, and the damn bra makes it hard to breath>Still, if she walks slowly it should be fine. She can take it off as soon as he's hard anyways>Awkwardly and slowly, she opens her otouto's door>"H-Hey there little b-b-boy... Wanna do... No, wait. Um... Want your older sis (should I have said onee-chan? Nah, that might be too weeb) to take care of you t-tonight?">Attempts to swing her hips in a sexy pose while tilting her head>At that moment both the bra and underwear snap off of her, leaving her cold and naked in his doorway>She pauses a few moments before "N-No, I'm not crying! Shut up!"
Post lost writefus
>>15282481Poor girl needs a hug.
>>15282484PeterFUCKINGdnzlParkedBuggySome others I can't remember.
>>15282467Because it's better to get exposure without limiting yourself to one spectrum, dingus.
>>15282475>That's because you haven't acted like a complete shit.I guess that's true.Though, I have shamefully/unashamedly shilled my pastes in the past, for how few there are.>>15282484Free_Drinks, but out of nowhere he rose from the dead and posted a new story.
>>15282465>It was actually shaping up nicely, and plenty of liked it, so I don't know why he did that.Because he took one or two people disagreeing with him about as well as a third world dictator.
>>15282481gotta comfort the hikki.Gotta give her the dikki.
>>15282484Fucking PRW. I want spaceworm and blind shota, dammit.
>>15282493She only has herself to blame.
>>15282475No, people will give you shit no matter what you do. If you can't come to terms with that, you probably should just quit while you're ahead.
>>152825167 months senpai, if only he hadn't gotten so into that meth habit of his.
>>15282505>Though, I have shamefully/unashamedly shilled my pastes in the past, for how few there are.I suspect many writefags of doing that to begin with, especially the really average ones who randomly get huge bursts in popularity for no reason. I mean, it's possible other people think they're amazing, but I'm not fully convinced.
>>15282526That's some serious bollocks posting.
So how fat is too fat when it comes to monster girls? You holstaurus lovers like them THICK as god intended, don't you?
>>15282516>PRW was responsible for blind shotaI was wondering what happened to thatNow I'm upset. Again
>>15282484Actual decent writefus or cool peeps:ParkedBuggyPeterdnzlPRW_AnonThunderbrother (He's moved on to greener pastures but may still be active)CaptainCanuckmericanBromontTarrekMileage may vary:Lanternon (?)[Need Varification if dead or not]MachineAnon - Decent writing but had a bit of an egoQuicksilver(*See Lanternon)Shoot on Sight:BollocksNegaWalkerSukiru IkedaRobert the Terrible
>>15282538It doesn't make it any less true, no matter what you tell yourself.
>>15282541Lanternon updated a day or so ago.
>>15282546Go back to your drink.
>>15282518It's not her fault, the stupid $300 underwear was just cheap, and stupid.Just get her some ice cream and eat her out already, she just wants to forget that stupid underwear.
>>15282516PRW was one of the few popular writefags I never really got. His quality was all over the place, some things were really well written while others were just meh.
>>15282539Pic-related is within acceptable levels of softness for me.
>>15282541>Robert the TerribleI must've missed something, who is this guy?
>>15282434Remove underages, everyone who came from the wiki, and everyone who joined this thread in the last, let's say, six months.
>>15282553>>15282538It's kind of strange to see another person being mistaken for you. Oh well.
>>15282539It's wide.I'm ok with girls that have a little pudge to those that would start a shitstormThat's why I don't talk about them much.
>>15282558"Meh" gets ignored in my book. Unless you're good, bad or cancerous I don't really care. PRW did make stuff I like, namely those two without being terrible anywhere else. Admittedly, if he never wrote anything again but finished those two things I'd salute him and walk away without feeling too terrible, but I liked those enough to want him back.
>>15282539There is no too thick. We can only go thicker.
>>15282541>MachineAnon - Decent writing but had a bit of an ego>a bitHe wrote a MASSIVE guide on how to write stories according to his own formula, with a disproportionate chunk of it being furious, hatefilled paragraphs responding to individual thread posts that dared to say he wasn't as great as he thought he was. That's more than a bit of an ego there.
>>15282575I second this. But wiki users and underage are basically the same thing anyway.
>>15282481I wqant to help the hikki kiki recover from her hikkimori ways and become the elegant and delicate maid that she once was!
>>15282541Thank christ I have never been named in one of these
>>15282587Oh man, I remmeber reading that. Only thing about Machineanon which sticks out in my mind, but I was pretty darn peeved reading it.
>>15282541>>Shoot on Sight:>BollocksCould somebody pls clarify something for me? I see this name a lot, and according to warosu this guy was a writefag that was banned from an IRC for "/pol/ posting" or something like that, but what did he do to be so hated?
>>15282586Woah there anon, being as 'healthy' as an american is not only unattractive but also bad for you. Don't encourage gluttony.
>>15282575>everyone who joined this thread in the last six monthsWow, and to think I drew the dormouse and anubis drawing for /jp/. How ungrateful. I'm leaving this thread. :^)
>>15282600It was pure bile. He got it into his head that the writefags he deemed his "lessers" were conspiring against him in the thread and just shat all over them in his little guide book, even though he had no proof or reason to think it. Oh, and he repeatedly called the thread morons for liking certain things too. An overall lovely man.
>>15282603He just bitches a lot.>>15282614Don't leave, you can dick my daughter!
>>15282603>He wants to know the story of Bollocks the FoolThat's a tale for another time, young one
>>15282614It's funny, I was actually thinking about you when typing that out, but I wasn't 100% on if you'd been lurking here before or not.Either way, you're fine drawing loli MGs and cumflation, and I've seen some of the posts you've made around here. You're a fine guy.
>>15282620You say that like the thread's not full of morons who like horrible things. Such vindication in your words as well, almost as if he personally wronged you and you were too much of a bitch to suck it up.
>>15282614>cumflation art>emoticonsYeah, and stay out.
>>15282586http://i.imgur.com/srE1kBA.gifAre you sure?
>>15282633I just thought it was a pretty shitty thing to do out of nowhere. If you think that sort of shit is worth defending then more power to you I guess.
Well this just got commissioned.
>>15282614>you should be grateful I drew /d/ shit!HOW ABOUT NO
>>15282650Gazerfag is spiraling out of control.
>>15282632I do lurk here often, though I don't post too much outside of new content I can talk about, or harpy related discussion.
>>15282650Sorry, I just saw the Patreon logo and couldn't concentrate over my blind hate for a second.
>>15282655Why control it?
>>15282654Stop typing like a fag.
>That one story you like that'll never be finishedWhat's her name, /mgg/?
>>15282661Why control it?S'great
>>15282665Tiny Electric Hearts.
>>15282665I think we've talked about writing enough.
>>15282646You see, it's coming off as if you're writing that and holding back tears at the same time. Did the big bad old Machineanon touch you inappropriately? Did he hurt your feelings and call you names?I'm sorry, but surfing through 4chan, one would assume you would have thicker skin. But looking at the way you type, the opposite is clearly apparent.
>>15282650Nice, webm when?
>>15282678What are you, the topic police? Get outta here.
>>15282650Got a link?
>>15282665Anubis Yeti winter cabin story
>>15282650That's honestly not a bad model. Though it's lacking a vaginal entrance, which is crucial for Oculus support.
>>15282694He's right you know, you are being a bit of a little bitch.
>>15282695It's there actually, just look closer.
>>15282683>getting this flusteredAre you alright?
>>15282654 >>15282635Technically you two can always request me normal stuff, just say it and I'll consider if it's an interesting subject to illustrate, instead of immediately dismissing someone because they drew a fetish you don't like.
>>15282663>>15282695The modeller is EndlessIllusion / EndlessIllusionX.Unfortunately he gets saddled with furry shit because you know how they freely spend their autism bux. I wanted to break this trend by commissioning a monstergirl instead.
>>15282665drag me to hell
>>15282678You're right, it's time to stop talking about writing and write! Go to a random page on the monster wiki, pick a fetish, or select one at random, and wrote a greentext about an awkward first time trying said fetish. Any fetish. Even tiles
>>15282716Link to the model?
>>15282707You can't tell from that image, anon.The guy who did Marceline's model in that Unity game modeled an in-tact interior of her vagina that was going to be used for interior view.
>>15282716How the fuck do furries always have so much money to spend? When did it all go so wrong that autistic people who want to fuck animals actually get more money than a honest normal person?
>>15282710Then can you draw my Russian Hellhound waifu? Muscled and scarred, lifting topless? Preferably with some broken english in text?
>>15282748They're the most confusing phenomenon in space and timeNot only do they seem to gain the attention of very good artists, but they also have infinite fundsThe universe does not understand where and how its even possible
>>15282748Well for one they save money by recycling diapers from various dumpsters and microwaving them clean, and two they have government autism bux
>>15282748Our government 'provides' for them.
>>15282748>a honest normal personYou weren't describing anyone in this thread, were you? That said, they might not have more money but they're more willing to spend it. If you've only got one or two things to obsess over and no responsibilities, guess what you can do?
>>15282748Honestly? They became engineers. I knew a couple dozen furries, almost all gay, out of a school of about a thousand at a private engineering school. Electrical engineers and computer scientists in particular seem to be significantly over-represented in the furry community.captcha: Rue Tibet. IT BEGINS.
>>15282748Like everyone says, autism bux. A surprising number of furfags work in IT/tech though, so that's a thing as well.
>>15282768God, why do you have to keep reminding me of that.
>>15282779>>15282783It seems the best path to getting art of your waifu is to be an electrical engineer.Who wants to bet that's exactly what our resident waifufags are?
>>15282796I'm studying to be a chemical engineer, not electrical.
>>15282796i dont know what i want to do with my life
>>15282796Does this mean I will never see my waifu since I'm starting my own business?
>>15282539If the stomach is farther out than the breasts, outside of pregnancy, that would be too fat.
>>15282796Fuck, I forgot he was an EE. That field is fucked beyond words.>>15282802I'm sorry to hear that. Are you miserable yet, or has the boredom of your field not caught up to you yet?
>>15282716Am I going to have to give a furry artist 10 bucks or is it out there somewhere?
>>15282811No, you fool, you simply have to go THICKER.
>>15282796>Planned to get a degree on chemical engineering>tfw not a furfagIt is a good feeling.>>15282802Mi negro.
>>15282710Not that guy, but think about doing a lewd wurm or a rapey kraken. Just think about it.
>>15282779>>15282783>They're a bunch of geniuses who work high-paying jobsI am at a loss
>>15282796Aerospace engineer, but you were close.
>>15282813I actually really like chemistry, and the 'engineer' part just means I never have to do anything actually difficult ever.
>>15282820>It is a good feeling.But Anon, now you're going to have to deal with that crippling knowledge that your co-worker
>>15282809Why do nipponese demons have horns that start from the back of the head when most other depictions have horns protruding from the forehead? Hmm it sure would be cool if I had some semen demons available to explain this to me.
>>15282834My co-worker whatMY CO-WORKER WHAT
>>15282809>mfw seeing the abundance of short tittymonsters in Granblue>there's even what can be considered an oppai loliHoly shit.
>>15282808Just wait for something that makes you realize what you want to do. It took me seeing a bunch of kids at recess on the bus home from college to make me realize I wanted to be a P.E teacher because of how much fun I had back when I was their age.Speaking of which, what would it be like to work as a Gym Teacher at MGC Grade School? And no lewd shit, that's not an option.>>15282810Nah, it just means the sex will be even more passionate and relaxing when you get home.
>>15282822You overestimate engineers and IT guys. Some are incredibly intelligent. Most are just really good at doing the same thing over and over without mistakes.>>15282828I knew a lot of people who went into CHEME for that reason. A lot of them dropped out after they spent a term measuring the drying rate of new formulations of cat litter. I've never known one who actually ended in a career where he did any real chemistry. What year are you?
>>15282840Your coworker is Candlejack, Anon. Prepare to
>>15282840Your co-worker could beCOULD BECOULDBEa very well respected individual that's good at their job and willing to help you when you need itAND ALSO ONE OF THEM
>>15282846I have her.10/10 would impregnate.
Your co worker is a Manticore
>>15282847the issue is i kinda have a general idea about what i want to do but its so broad and how i'd go about working towards that goal is pretty intimidatingtoss some apathy and cynicism into the mix and you got some whiny faggot whose upset about being incredibly lazy yet is too lazy to do anything about itits a vicious cycle my man
>>15282847Oh boy, I hope my waifu takes part in the business too!
>>152828501. Still have a lot ahead of me.I've been making connections within this company for years to ensure job placement, I know exactly how painfully dull this is going to be.
>Implying it wouldn't be the perfect opportunity for verbal shitposting training against furfagsGotta look at the bright side of things, anon.Who knows, maybe you find the cure for cancer.
>>15282887>somehow forgot to quote >>15282853shid
Psst, hey /mgt/ wanna sketch raffle?Just reply to this post with your request/idea for a chance to win one of 3 prizes! Only the first 20 replies will be entered.1st prize: Monotone draw2nd Prize: Sketch draw3rd Prize: (pls see 2nd prize)Good luck anon! ps: pls don't request anything that's too /d/ tier or illegal pls. a little /d/ is fine tho o7If you happen to fall outside of the 20 entry max, feel free to enter the tumblr raffle instead o7I can't really stop anyone from doing it but pls no double dipping pls
>>15282885Good. I always try to let CHEMEs know what they're getting into. The degree description is a lie. If you're fine with working the most boring job in the history of man in exchange for a kickass starting salary, go right on ahead. Be careful of underestimating the difficulty of your program, though. I don't know where you attend, but CHEME programs tend to be rather difficult.
>>15282898Fit Hellhound flexing her abs!
>>15282898A Scylla in a hawaiian dancer outfit
>>15282898Hey snibby.Good luck with the raffle!And maybe a quick wife drawing if I win here.
>>15282898Mantis stalking a boy she likes.
>>15282898Palm-sized Nazrin-like rat girl nibbling on someone's finger
>>15282898Still wanna see the Wock/Kraken poker match, so I'll enter that.
>>15282898Muscular big tittied Nekomata with a Koi fish mermaid back tattoo.
>>15282898Anon doing shots while Oni drinks from the bottle
>>15282541>QuicksilverI'm not dead, i'm just sleeping. I swear.
>>15282898Some sort of nice picture like post- or pre-battle? maybe sparring?
>>15282898An anon's POV of getting hugged by a Cheshire Cat.
>>15282898Jub thigh sex
>>15282915No no, shhh. ShhhIt's because you're so fast that it looks like you're always sleeping
>>15282898A Mantis and a Dullahan staring at each other's sharp objects (Dullahan looking Mantis's arm blades, Mantis looking at Dullahan's scythe), judging which is sharper.
>>15282898A ghoul in a bikini deepthroating a popsicle.
>>15282541>I don't even make the list of Shoot on SightOh how the mighty have fallen.
>>15282898Ryu at a hotsprings like with a small cup of sake >>15279170
>>15282898Kobold daughteru in a sundress! unless you're up for drawing her in a black latex catsuit.
>>15282923I want a cute doodle of a Dragoon helping his mount lace on her armor.
>>15282898Lizardgirl/salamander playing a competitive video game with anon/paladin/whatever guy
>>15282898A scarred ,muscled, russian hellhound, lifting weights topless!
>>15282930I wish i was asleep on a mattress made out of Alps.
>>15282898A bit of a long-shot, but an idea I always had was some adventuring swordman/bard with a mermaid girl performing in a town square while its lightly raining, her fish-half in the fountain and shes singing, he's jamming on a lute or some string instrument.
>>15282898Glacies dealing with summer heat
>>15282930If that's what it looks like then that's what I'll go with, thanks anon.
>>15282944>on a mattress made out of AlpsJesus Christ, how horrifying.>>15282951>glaciesNot Yuki-Onna in spats? Throw me a bone here.
>>15282944To be clear, these alps are alive, yes? And the mattress is more "comprised of" rather than "made of"?
>>15282898The MGE tentacle girl being embarrassed while brushing the hair of a happy, kneeling human girl in front of her.
>>15282898well missed it, but have fun what is your tumblr so I can send anon ask just in case?
>>15282973It's an Alp that was magically turned into a Mattress. She's still conscious, but she's a mattress now.
>>15282973There is nothing wrong with undead alps.
I have a question, would Alps live in the Alps?
>>15282980I Have No Mouth And I Must Suck Cocks.
>>15282980That poor alp. Once she got used to being "she", she turns into a mattress. What happens if her unknowing owner suddenly hires a shoggoth maid?>>15282981Alp wights would be great fun. Alp wisps would be hilarious.
>>15282985No they live in Finngolia, the faggot's paradise.
>>15282985Swiss or Finnish alps, maybeGrumpy alps live in the rockies
>>15282994>Alp Wisp>"M-mine frvr!">"What?">"You're mine forever...">"Didn't quite catch that">fidgeting intensifies
>>15282994Imagine alp jiangshi. You could keep them at "stage two" forever and bully them until the end of time via seal.
>>15282973Just imagine a row of Alps tied together, just moaning or generally making Alp sounds while i just nap peacefully on top of them, maybe carelessly rubbing myself against them and make them squirm even more.
>>15283004I'm going to cuddle that wisp.
>>15283012>ahhh, his ass is so firm!>I can feel his ballsy-wallsies!>Gosh golly gee, he's sweating! It smells like heaven!>Ahh, his tallywacker is hanging on my belly!>KYAAAA~!This is the future you chose.
Oh boy, it's the sudden rush of two people trying to force their transvestite fetish on the thread. Fuck off, alpfags.
>>15282970Thank god this bullshit missed the cap.
>>15283012That reminds me of that particular image set of elf girls being modified into ink pens, toilets, washing machines, cloth hangers.
>>15283018Oh, please. Alps are wonderful. They have massive bully potential and probably make excellent companions due to shared interest. They also understand the male mind better. They're also completely Halal and Iran Approved.
Friendly reminder that Alps make faux-yuri a-ok because according to you all, they're still dudes deep inside.
>>15283025>two peopleThere's at least three. Also there's no forcing here, since they've been part of the threads for so long.
>>15283042Four.I'm Ok with them, just like I am all for all but the siths.
>>15283041I'm still making sure their spadetails get used on nobody but themselves.
>>15283042>Also there's no forcing here, since they've been part of the threads for so long.Oh please.
>>15283042I think he was being ironic but you are better off not replying.
>>15283041Anon, please don't incite.
>>15283036I am not joking in the slightest.
>>15283045Five! We are many! Our alps will blot out the sun!
>>15283045Really? Even Kylo Ren?
>>15283053Sometimes I wonder what's wrong with Japan.
>>15283057That movie fanny flustered me so no, not Kylo.
>>15283054Now you're samefagging. Emphasis on fagging.
>>15283045Alpfags are also into furry stuff, go figure.
>>15283054Then I will cuddle them in the shade?
>>15283051>You will never punch the Chief God in the face.
>>15283064Re-read it anon.All but the siths.
>>15283064>Alp haters in charge of grammar and reading comprehension.
I want to sleep on the rough and hard wings of my Dragon!
>>15283072I really want to anon.I really fucking want to.
How do you feel about Ittan-momen?
>>15283079Best fap rag ever.
>>15283078Yeah, but are you cool enough to deliver a fatal kick to her then start up a restaurant and live happily?
>>15283079She's neat but I already have a waifu. THat's the problem with all the new girls these days, I already have a waifu.
>>15283077what if they polymorph their wings into clothes like in that Helsing movie
>>15283083Probably not, but I'd probably look fucking sick for the .5 seconds before she unmade me. Might even rattle some of her soldier's faith in her.And that's the worst case scenario. Best case scenario is she entombs me in stone and rockets my ass down to hell.I might eventually break out and go Doomguy on her ass.
>>15283084How hard is it to stay loyal?
>>15283097Not at all hard, but we haven't been together long. I've had character waifus that I've dropped after lengths of time because it didn't feel right using a character someone else made. With something as generic as an MGE profile, the character that's formed in my head feels a lot more genuine.
>>15283108>genuineI can't deal with this word anymore.
>>15283021I'm so turgid right now.
>>15283117Because of Hachiman's adventures, season 2.
1st prize>>152829232nd prize>>152829053rd prize>>15282911Congrats to the winners and thanks for entering everybody! >>15282906Ayy dude, thanks! Y-you too>>15282979Thanks man, and here's a link to the tumblr version. http://snibako.tumblr.com/post/144836443234/holy-moly-300-followers-now-im-flabbergastedThe rules there are a little different, but on the plus side there's no 20 user limit.Have a nice night /mgt/ o/
>>15283129Aw. Mine didn't win. Still, all of those are good so I'm not complaining.
I want to sleep with an elf!
What Monster Girl would watch the Angry Birds movie with me, and afterwards assist me in removing P'Orc scum?
>>15283160>Removing OrcsBut they're so cute!
>>15283160Valkyrie. Or maybe she would just welcome them.