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15146739 No.15146739[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Patchouli Knowledge is a hafiza.

>> No.15146841

Mashallah

>> No.15146855

Alhamdullilah

>> No.15146856

ALAKAZAM

>> No.15146908

>>15146739
Patchouli may be able to recite every verse of the Quran but can she tell me why I'm supposed to keep giving Zakat when the local imam keeps spending it on blow and hookers?

>> No.15146985
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Infidels

>> No.15147078

>>15146908
...because there's delicious cinnamon swirls in every bite?

>> No.15147113

>>15146908
Well you can give it to your nearest orphanage instead

>> No.15147115
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15147115

Mashallah brother, her headscarf is a little lacking though.

>> No.15147132

>>15147115
Technically no one in Touhou would ever need to wear a hijab, since there are no men.

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>>15147132

>> No.15147345

>>15147271
Maybe he's a mukhannathun.

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15147369

Salam alaikum my friend

It is time for you to show your submission to islam by wearing a hajib.

ما شاء الله

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>>15147369

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15147642

Taliban? Taliban..?

Are you motherfucking Taliban?!

>> No.15147956

Fuck muhammed (piss be upon him) you stupid terrorists

>> No.15148035

>>15147113
But then the orphans will spend it on blow and hookers

>> No.15148345
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15148345

Islam has no place in Gensokyo.
Yumemi and Alice shall protect Gensokyo from the barbaric heathens.

It would be glorious seeing them remove kebab as strawberry crisis plays.

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>>15148345
Too bad nerd

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15148385

The Scarlet Mansion is housing terrorists!
/jp/ must be secured!

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>>15148385
don't worry dear anon, with all the otokonoko porn i fap to i'm basically only practicing islam ironically at this point

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