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Basilisks are cute

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>> No.15133576

Alps are lewd

>> No.15133577

>>15133573
Should my basilisk get her firecrotch checked out?

>> No.15133578
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Disregard wans, pet nyas.

>> No.15133581

I love my dragon!

>> No.15133582

ayo where all the demon women at

>> No.15133583

>>15133573
What a nicely shaped pair of breasts she has.

>> No.15133585
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>> No.15133588

Basilisks are the Xbone-tan of the Monster Girl world. Making them even more lewd.

>> No.15133591
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>> No.15133592
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Damn it, it didn't get archived since it was deleted.

>> No.15133594
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Sneks are love. They are life.

>> No.15133595

>>15133592
There was absolutely nothing worth saving in that thread.

>> No.15133596

>>15133591
Kejourou work well in classy attire.

>> No.15133599

>>15133592
Ya I'd like to know if anyone is planning to report the fact that threads would not allowed to expire. The fuck is up with that?

>> No.15133600

>>15133533
>>15133541
Yeah. Mister Moneybags using his position to give mgs a raw deal? Have a Tanuki play dirty against him.

Paladin wannabe hurting monstergirls because they hurt his petty ego? He'll have time to reflect on his actions as a husband to a group of micegirls.

The news showing a anti-monster bias and making things up? Maybe using some magic or mindflayers to tinker with their thoughts might turn things around.

Scientists and doctors want to inhumanely experiment on monstergirls? Give them a special demonstration of curses.

>> No.15133602

>>15133592
What? I just came back from work to a dead thread and am catching up to it on warosu.

>> No.15133605

>>15133595
There was a fuck-ton of new artwork thankfully.

I still want to see Latenights interpretation of an Undead Wendigo in that regard.

>> No.15133610

>>15133599
I think it's fairly obvious at this point that someone who isn't the biggest fan of these threads recently received a janitor position.
>inb4 ban

>> No.15133612

>>15133585
When will Danna draw more? He's apparently good at drawing soft chicks.

>> No.15133613

>>15133605
Legends say that the ghost awawa still posts on that thread.

>> No.15133614 [DELETED] 

https://discord.gg/0xVs0e6nQ4g98TNC

Shilling for /mgt/'s OFFICIAL and non-cucked discord!

Jump in for a good meal

>> No.15133616

>>15133595
Didn't help that salty metalgearanon insisted that, "thread is almost over, so it's a free pass to shitpost and go off-topic all I want". Him and others with that mindset tend to leave the thread in flames.

>> No.15133617

>>15133599
Maybe people will start making a new thread once we're on page 10, maxed out images, and nearing 3,000 posts.

No point in suffering through that bullshit for another 24 hours. /jp/ is slow, don't worry so much about waiting for a thread to fall off 10 once its that far gone.

>> No.15133620

>>15133610
I didn't know janitors could purge threads. I was under the impression they could only clean up posts/images. It's been a while since I paid any attention though. I do know we were on page 10 then we were on page 9 without knowing what threads may or may not have been there...

>> No.15133624

>>15133614
That was a REALLY fast delete, like <30 seconds. Did the entire thread report him, or is that domain flagged for commercial linkspam now?

>> No.15133625

>>15133616
I will delete the fucking thread and YOU can make it if you want to keep rehashing shit. Get over it.

>> No.15133629

>>15133624
Discords are cancer hives anyway.

>>15133625
You can't delete your own threads.

>> No.15133630

>>15133625
>Claims another anon is a petty grudgeholder
>"I'll destroy the entire thread because I'm angry!"

kek

>> No.15133631 [DELETED] 

>>15133617
Fuck off.

>> No.15133632

>>15133596

Yeah there's a bunch of other outfits I'd like to see them in the future like a sundress

>> No.15133635

>>15133631
While I agree it's shouldn't be done, I can understand why he wants to, if some anons are acting like >>15133616 described.

>> No.15133637

>>15133617
Or people could chill on the image posting since the limit is strict enough to warrant it...

>> No.15133638 [DELETED] 

https://discord.gg/0xVs0e6nQ4g98TNC

Shilling for /mgt/'s OFFICIAL and non-cucked discord!

Jump in for a good meal

>> No.15133639
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Finals week has been miserable, have a troubled Wock.

Also, gonna post all the recent Wocks in one post to conserve Image Space. There's been a lot recently, and that's a good thing.

Finished Full Resolution version of the Sud Sleeping Wock image:
https://my.mixtape.moe/lqlfgh.png

SlapStickStrike's latest Wock image for his upcoming Jabberwock doujin:
https://my.mixtape.moe/unpvng.png

That one Twitter artist who draws big fat monster girl tats:
https://my.mixtape.moe/ehhthv.png
https://my.mixtape.moe/rvavkw.png

Mogucho's Casinowock image that should be finished really soon:
https://my.mixtape.moe/grfelt.png

>> No.15133644

>>15133637
>Relying on collective goodwill to make something work
I think we know how that usually turns out. It's really too bad 2hus have a monopoly on multiple threads on the board.

>> No.15133646

>>15133473
In as close to a real scenario as possible? Who knows. Anything could happen, after all. And I'm not the perfect person I wish I could be for my waifu.

But, we share the same interests and passions. I'm making money, even if it's from a simple job while I'm studying. A recent dearth of sunlight and sleep has left me kind of pale, with shadows under my eyes, but I don't look half bad either, I'd say. I'm making an effort to learn new things, get stronger, and all that, and I'd say I'm getting good at it all.

It's a hopeful "Quite possibly".

>> No.15133647

>>15133638
>First post with link gets deleted
>I'll paste the link again and again!

>mfw post it deleted before I even finished typing this post

Hope he enjoys a 3-day vacation. It's like the new 7+1chan spammer.

>> No.15133648

>>15133639
Holy shit Wockfag, this is excellent.

>> No.15133651

>>15133635
Or maybe if someone starts shitting up the thread just because, they should be reported. Starting new threads ahead of time will just be generalfaggotry, and make retards start to compete on who gets to post their ebin OP first.

>> No.15133656
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>>15133578
Even musclegirl doggies?

>> No.15133657

Well, this thread's off to a good start, and we haven't even ran out of image space yet!

>> No.15133662

>>15133656
Those are for abrubs.

>> No.15133663
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I want to hug this girl

>> No.15133664

>>15133639
Poor Wocky, she must've been through some shit

>> No.15133667

>>15133639
Great Scott, Wockbro

>> No.15133668

>>15133663
Medusa's rock.

>> No.15133669

>>15133663
What if she turns you to stone, anon?

>> No.15133670
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>>15133662
Are abrubs more pleasurable for monstergirls than normal bellyrubs?

>> No.15133672

>>15133669
I'll still hug her

>> No.15133680

>>15133639
Nice stuff Wock-non.

>SlapStickStrike's upcoming Jabberwock doujin,
Can't wait!

>> No.15133687

>>15133669
That's what the sign saying "You make me rock-hard, darling~" is for.

>> No.15133688

>>15133639
ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>> No.15133693

>>15133670
I can only imagine so.

>> No.15133707

I want an MG to hold me close and tell me that i am loved.

Also is there any good /GFD/ mg stories?

>> No.15133717

>>15133707
GFD?

>> No.15133718

>>15133717
Gentle Femdom

>> No.15133721

G A Z E R
A
Z
E
R

>> No.15133723
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15133723

Ittan-momen are pretty good.

>> No.15133725

>>15133721
Yeah, they're pretty cool.

They also look great when drawn with rockin' hips and thick thighs.

>> No.15133731

>>15133723
I don't hate them, but I don't care for them either.
I also wish KC would show us Automatons already.

>> No.15133735

>>15133723
Is... is that some naked apron action going on?

>> No.15133742

>>15133723
>>15133735
Sasuga, KC. Only he could make naked apron into a MG.

>> No.15133745

>>15133663
why does she remind me of Etna from disgaea
except with much better breasts

>> No.15133746

>>15133576
Wurms are more lewd.

>> No.15133749

>>15133735

Well considering the cloth is also her own body technically she's naked all the time

>> No.15133750

>>15133746
Anon no! Wurms are pure and innocent!

>> No.15133757

Anyone have the large group of succubi picture from the last thread? It only loaded like 1/5 of the whole image for me.

>> No.15133761
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Ice Harpies

>> No.15133765

>>15133750
>One of the most ferocious and destructive rape trains
>pure and innocent
I'm too burned out from exams to give a witty comment about that.

>> No.15133768

>>15133757
Was it drawn by Latenight?

>> No.15133770

>>15133750
But they make my pee pee hard!

>> No.15133777

>>15133768
Yeah and it didn't occur to me to check the imgur until now.

>> No.15133783

>>15133576
>>15133581
I wonder who could be behind these posts.

>> No.15133787
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>>15133777
Yep, now it's been updated with a plethora of new images: http://imgur.com/a/xL3SH

>> No.15133793

>>15133723
>Kuudere rapist who can morph her body and make any part of her body a fuck hole

I want one to tie herself on my waist as we take a nice walk in a flowery field

>> No.15133800

>>15133787
awww yeah

>> No.15133803

>>15133787
Well, if those succubutt a want hugs, they've come to the right man.
This sign ain't just for show

>> No.15133805
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I'm anon and I'm a Spidersexual. I want to be captured by a tribe of Dark Elves who worship a big, beautiful spider queen and be sacrificed to her as a fuckboi after being trained by the Elves first!

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>>15133803
You bet.

>> No.15133807

>>15133787
I really like succubi, even though other girls are more unique. I am going to throw myself into the pile of flesh and warmth.

>> No.15133808

>>15133787
They look angry, i didn't do anything wrong did i?

Will there at least be cuddles?

>> No.15133809

>>15133806
Time for hugs without cost.
I'd be there for the girls who get weepy when drunk, although the minotaurs would hurt

>> No.15133813

>>15133808
The one on the right gives kuudere vibes while the flatty on the left looks yandere.

>> No.15133818

>You will never go to a bar and ask the bartender to give you a Lich Waifu.
>You will never clarify that the drink is called Lich Waifu, because it's chilled in liquid nitrogen and brewed like a potion.
>You will never finish your drink and feel something small and crystal hit your lips.
>You will never fish a phylactery out of the glass.
>You will never get two Lich Waifus in one night.

>> No.15133822

>>15133818
I call that a good night.

>> No.15133824

>>15133787
>Stumble into a bar full of Succubi
>Jackpot
>Whip out your dick as they turn to look at you
>They give you disgusted looks
>The one closest to you tells you to put it away
>That's when you notice the wedding rings

>> No.15133830

>>15133824
They're bound to have daughterus thankfully.

>> No.15133840
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What do you think about Pregnant Monster Girls?

>> No.15133843

>>15133830
Yeah, daughters they hope will find a nice man, not some shameless slut whose first reaction upon seeing them is to present himself like an entree.

>>15133840
Your wife needs to be pregnant all the time or you don't love her. Simple as that.

>> No.15133844

>>15133840
They're for anal.

>> No.15133845

>>15133840
They need to get loved for two.

>> No.15133847
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>you will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>> No.15133849

>>15133840
I want to get a stage 2 alp pregnant.

>> No.15133855

>>15133840
Is this supposed to "pregnant with" or "impregnated by"? Why the left one has blue-skinned child?

>> No.15133861
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Tell me about cute kobolds.

>> No.15133862

>>15133840
I think that id love nothing more than knocking up a monster girl with a number of kids that would make her faint

>> No.15133863
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>>15133844
Pic related.

>>15133843
>Your wife needs to be pregnant all the time or you don't love her. Simple as that.

Your wise counsel belies your years.

>> No.15133864

>>15133855
For the same reason Basara has two moms and a dad.

>> No.15133866

>>15133861
You can hold them close.

>> No.15133869

>>15133864
>Basara
Who?

>> No.15133876

>>15133861
You can dress them in lewd latex outfits and bondage gear! And then you can take them out for a walk to show everyone how cute and sexy they are! Then you can give them bellyrubs and orgasms when you get home.

>> No.15133882

FEED ME RYU STORIES!

>> No.15133883
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>>15133861
Forget about that, tell me about cute french poodle kobolds.

>> No.15133888

I want a Monoeye to milk me with her smooth handsies!

>> No.15133889

>>15133869
http://i.imgur.com/8K8vepy.jpg
His dad had a bunch of threesomes with both an angel and a demon and somehow managed to knock them up in such a way that they're both his biological mothers.

>> No.15133897

>>15133889
Nippon pls, that's fucking bullshit.

>> No.15133900

>>15133897
If you Bullshit hard enough anything is possible

>> No.15133901

>>15133882
I'd rather feed a ryu!

>> No.15133902

>>15133889
Two moms and a dad best combo.
Threesome bigamy is superior to harems every time. Unless it's a harem of slimes or something. Then you limit it to one Olympic sized swimming pool.

>> No.15133905

>>15133900
I guess, but still...

>> No.15133906

>>15133883
Shortacked french musclegirls? I approve.

>> No.15133912

>>15133906
Shortstacked*

>> No.15133921

>>15133897
It gets better.
The demon is main girl's aunt, so he's in a relationship with his cousin.
Also, the angel is dead, and her sister, his aunt, agreed to have her powers mostly sealed so that she could live on Earth and watch over him. Why did she do this? Because she's madly in love with him and has been since he was a child, and this love stems from a pretty fucked up idea that he's the final gift to the world that her sister, who she all but worshiped, left behind and as such he's the only person worthy of being her lover.

>> No.15133924

>>15133840
They're gross. This is why I waifud a girl who lays eggs. Spiky, edgy, ridged eggs.

>> No.15133931

>>15133882
http://pastebin.com/0mjG9fsk
http://pastebin.com/5w06VqYp
http://pastebin.com/K5RN1DSt
there was that one about the lonly shrine ryu, but I cant remember who did it

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>>15133921
>Because she's madly in love with him and has been since he was a child, and this love stems from a pretty fucked up idea that he's the final gift to the world that her sister, who she all but worshiped, left behind and as such he's the only person worthy of being her lover.
That's really fucking hot I have to admit.

It doesn't help that I get stiff to the thought of yandere maternal figures.

>> No.15133934

Can anyone recommend me some stories that take place in the MGE world? I remember one about a convict that gets teleported to the MGE and blends in as a priest (I think?).

>> No.15133937
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>>15133889
Is this Shinmai Maou no Testament?
DxD is better harem imo
MC canonically impregnated 11 girls at the moment. Left to right, up to bottom
Ara ara~ won the firstborn
Funny how the main girl and first wife only got the 8th child

BTW catgirl sisters at the bottom got impregnated in a threesome

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15133943

Touch the cow, do it now!

>> No.15133944

>>15133934
Moose saga I guess
every thing else I know is both on MGU and not really something id reccomend

>> No.15133946

>>15133932
>stiff to the thought of yandere maternal figures
Dont we all?

>> No.15133948

>>15133921
So wait wait. He's dating a demonblooded girl and his mentor is pulling a Tyrael?
Just how much shonen bullshit can he do?

>> No.15133949

>>15133943
cant make me, Im going to puch lizards

>> No.15133952
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>>15133949
But why?

>> No.15133954

>>15133946
Makes me wish Penywise would continue with milky spider motheru in that regard.

>> No.15133955

>>15133952
Why else?
to enjoy the thrill of the fight!

>> No.15133956

>>15133955
I pity the fool who punches Lizards.

>> No.15133960

>>15133944
I'm up for anything right now. Also...MGU?

>> No.15133961

>>15133954
You mean that he'd be writing at all. It's kinda worrying, particularly considering his previous fevered pace. I assume real life is slowing him down (which is totally understandable), but it would be nice to see him writing again.

>> No.15133962

>>15133932
Her powers are temporarily unsealed if he's in danger, and at one point she murders a guy while he begs for his life after he attacked her nephew.

>>15133937
DxD's editor is cockblocking hard.
Basara is buttfucking the delicious brown one regularly in the novels, not off screen.

>>15133948
Not really dating, she's more like his cockslave.
Thanks to a succubus intentionally screwing up a spell that would have made him her servant, the roles were reversed and cursed so that if she ever doubts him, the curse activates and cranks her sensitivity up too high for her to do anything other than quiver on the floor.
The only way to stop it is for him to get her off over and over until she totally submits to him.
Another girl demanded the same intentionally fucked up spell later on and constantly tries to force her into threesomes with him.

>> No.15133963

>>15133937
Both are alright. Still harem shit however, but definitely better than the usual garbage.

>> No.15133966

>>15133961
Wish someone wanted me to be writing again. Even if it was just me.

>> No.15133967

>>15133952
Can she give blowjobs with just her tongue? Cause it kinda looks like she could.

>> No.15133969
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>tfw i really want to impregnate Miia and make a family with her but i can't commission any art of it cause i would be the only one that would enjoy it besides weird pregnancy fetish people

It's probably for the best

I'll just stick to cute snake loli daughteru pictures

>> No.15133971

>>15133961
Indeed, and this isn't the first time a writefag has went AWOL before coming back.

>> No.15133974

>>15133969
>weird pregnancy fetish people
Hey, we're not weird

>> No.15133975

>>15133962
>Basara is buttfucking the delicious brown one regularly in the novels, not off screen.
You mean Zest? What volume? That Zest doujin was delicious

>> No.15133980

>>15133962
>DxD's editor is cockblocking hard.
Don't get me started anon.

>> No.15133981

>>15133966
Someone probably does, it's just that we rarely ever talk about such things (aside from the once-monthly lamentation about ParkedBuggy). We're generally too busy arguing to talk about the things and people we actually like.

>> No.15133983

>>15133960
Monster girl unlimited.net
A semi relic of the MG boards.
Thanks to the creation of several settings and the C&D kerfuffle MGE is no longer prominent there so most jumped ship

>> No.15133984

>>15133943
What happens if I do, and if I touch her can I scratch those cute ears of hers?

>> No.15133985

>>15133981
Just last week I saw people telling fucking Alp to get back into writing, anon. It hurts.

>> No.15133987

>>15133962
>DxD's editor is cockblocking hard.
Is it the kind of cockblock that doujins and fanart can't satisfy?

>> No.15133989

>>15133969
Don't worry about if other people like it, she's your waifu. Commission whatever art you want I mean, as long as it's respectable. Not gore or some weird shit. Wouldn't you want to see your waifu pregnant, and making a big breakfast in a naked apron, claiming she has to eat for two now?

>> No.15133990

>>15133971
Who is awol right now?

>> No.15133994

>>15133987
He cockblocks DxD author from making canon hentai doujin-tier scenes
Shinmai editor is okay with them

>> No.15133996

>>15133975
I forget which volume, but Zest was getting worried because her curse activates almost nonstop since she doesn't think she's good enough for him and she figured that eventually it'd get to the point that he'd have to straight up fuck her in order to get it to deactivate, which of course would render her powerless.
The problem was solved by being told that he could shove it in any hole but her pussy.

>>15133987
It's just the typical irritating shounen harem shit, where every time he starts to get intimate with one of the girls, something will happen. Usually another girl walking into the room and getting angry.

>> No.15133998

>>15133985
Maybe you've been out too long and people just assume you're dead? People talk about Alp because he's probably one of the most obvious posters here. If you don't write for a while and aren't visible, people are just going to assume that you're dead. We have enough writers that just disappear, why not you? No one really laments the irreversible. If you start again (or even just say who you actually are), some will care.

>> No.15134000

>>15133987
It's more annoying since the author wants to go all the way but his editor won't let him. Don't know why.

>> No.15134004

>>15133840
The ones I like have never been drawn pregnant. I'd say a good 90% of the MGE ones haven't.

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>>15133989
I mean, I like it when other people enjoy the art I commission or get requested, that's why i always post it here

>> No.15134009

>>15133996
So is Baka Tsuki the best place to read the novels or is there somewhere better that I don't know of?

>> No.15134010

>>15133998
Give me an idea, anon. Give me a delicious idea with a side-dish of inspiration and I'll come back.

>> No.15134011

>>15133998
Not him, but last time I was named I got some harsh but true words said about me.

not much I can to but carry on forward

>> No.15134013

>>15133996
>which of course would render her powerless.
Why would sex render her powerless?
BTW how many volumes are translated?

>> No.15134019
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15134019

You are now a new student at MGCU. What club do you join?

>> No.15134023

>>15134019
I wouldn't join any

>> No.15134026

>>15134019
Tennis Club. They caught me peeping and already raped me, but then they were all nice and told me they'd treat me better if I submitted willingly so I did.

>> No.15134028

>>15134019
What options are there for me to join, I have to know my choices and what their about before I choose one?

>> No.15134030

>>15134019
None of them.

>> No.15134034

>>15133840
I'll take the one on the right. I'm not opposed to sons but that incubus kid looks like a tool.

>> No.15134035

>>15134019
the going home club

>> No.15134038

>>15134009
I use BT, and occasionally someone who knows nip will pop into the threads that show up from time to time on /a/.

>>15134013
Volume 6 is almost fully translated, just the epilogue missing, and volume 7's prologue is done.

>> No.15134039

>>15134019
Modern visual culture for those sweet sweet harmless chuunis I can cunttease by acting oblivious.

>> No.15134042

>>15134010
That's incredibly vague. What do you like? What girls do you like? What kind of story (comedy, drama, long, short, all smut or plot heavy, etc.) do you like. I'm all up for bouncing ideas, but we need to know where the walls are.

>>15134011
Criticism is the only way to ever get better. If people don't tell you what you do well and what you do wrong, you'll wallow in ineptitude. Strife breeds skill. I'm the primary editor and most vocal critic for most of the erotic literature threads from round this site, and I can guarantee that adapting to positive criticism will not only make you a better writer, but also help you enjoy the craft.

>> No.15134043

>>15134013
Forgot your first question.
She's kind of an artificial creation, and thanks to an asspull her powers only exist because she hasn't been deflowered.

>> No.15134044

>>15134019
Hockey.
They probably need a goalie

>> No.15134047

>>15133961
He's...busy.
I doubt he'll be able to climb out so don't hold your breath.

>> No.15134049
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>>15134042
>What do you like? What girls do you like? What kind of story (comedy, drama, long, short, all smut or plot heavy, etc.)
Last time I tried a long, plot-heavy story things didn't work out, so that's off the table.
Let's try some tender loving femdom stuff, that's always neat. I like the usual girls you'd associate with that type of thing.

>> No.15134050

>>15134028
Student Council
>anubis pres
>wight secretary
>bapho treasurer

Judo Club
>lizard girl captain
>mantis tomboy member

Robotics Club
>living doll head

Morals Committee
>unicorn head

Newspaper Club
>tanuki head

Go Home Club
>cheshire imouto

I think those are all the grils from the anime

>> No.15134051

>>15134044
>Mighty Ducks with a team of Monstergirls
How do girls like holst and lizards skate

>> No.15134052

>>15134042
well it was more about how forgettable i am as opposed to criticism.

>> No.15134056

>>15133990
Me

>> No.15134059

>>15134019
Join the school paper with that Tanuki girl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vFebR_Oq9Q

>> No.15134061

>>15134019
Onee-sabbath.

>> No.15134062

>>15134051
Specialty built skates and some heating pads for the lizard.

>> No.15134063
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>>15134019
I join the Clubbing Club headed by that cute Oni girl.
It's just an excuse to secure funding for parties.

>> No.15134064

>>15134062
that I want to see
>No, it isn't a sword!
>don't swing it at the other players!

>> No.15134067
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15134067

>That look of disgust on that passing Anon's face.

Memecat is truly unbearable to be around. I hope I don't end up in one of her vines.

>> No.15134075

>>15134067
>High on memes!
Oh Long Johnson!

>> No.15134076

>>15134062
They use horseshoe type things. A base is nailed into the bottom of their hooves and they can slot in different attachments depending on their needs. Normal rubber bottoms, cleats, skates, etc.

>> No.15134077

>>15134050
I'll go with the Morals Committee, unicorns are cuties and it sounds like an interesting place to see what it's about. I bet that unicorn will be so happy when I appear first day at the club.

>> No.15134078

>>15134063
Jokes on you, the clubbing club is actually a club for onis, minotaurs, salamanders, etc to practice their proficiency with clubs and other blunt type weapons

>> No.15134082

>>15134067
>"Yo yo yo, this is yo girl Purplecat AKA Faggotcat AKA Memecat AKA Fattest Ass in W0ND3RL@ND!!! LEMME HOLLA AT U CUTE BOIS OUT THERE! ;3"

Shoot me.

>> No.15134086

>>15134064
>Then when do we fight?
>When you drop the gloves and they drop them back.
>Why would I drop armor? That's stupid.

She'd probably pick a fight with an oni.
I'd just be happy in my net.

Nothing I haven't seen before.

>> No.15134087

>>15134077
>I bet that unicorn will be so happy when I appear first day at the club.
Plot twist. She hates men.

>> No.15134089

>>15134076
That would work.
I do imagine the holst would have issues with chest pads though.

>> No.15134091

>>15134077
>Morals Committee
I can only think of the Public Morals Committee from Discipline.

>> No.15134094

>>15134067
>>15134082
>Not fucking the memes out of her

>> No.15134095

>>15134087
Why would that be, because if so I think I'll instead go to the robotics club with the doll girl instead.

>> No.15134099

I want a Titania and a Moth to cuddle me and take care of me.

>> No.15134101

>>15134049
Alright. Try a modern setting with a (redundantly) possessive shirohebi who is unsure of how her biological drive to marry and breed fits into her position in modern corporate culture. Perhaps she already has a husband that she won through traditional yansnake shenanigans and is worried about his long-term happiness (as he did not truly pick her). Alternately, maybe you could write about her search for a husband who would be comfortable with her, and everything her species entails. Either way, you have a lot of room for any admixture of setting exploration, character development, and downright lewdness. Considering the premise, smut would be geared heavily towards species archetype: long, dominant, and with an emphasis on coiling and skin contact. If you like it, run with it. If not, there are plenty of other ideas out there and I'm currently bored as hell.

>>15134052
Being forgettable is a good thing around here, to be honest. Most people we remember are not exactly prized. Get back to writing and see what you can do. We're absolutely fucking starved for content here.

>> No.15134105

>>15134101
That's way too deep for me, let's try to keep it simple, yeah?
>plenty of other ideas
Please.

>> No.15134106

>>15134094
Fine, but if she says 'Can I has dick?' one more time I'm going to gag her.

It's some cruel twist of fate that such an annoying Cat Girl has such an amazing ass.

>> No.15134107

>>15134095
>Why would that be
http://seitokai.wikia.com/wiki/Kaede_Igarashi

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>>15134082
>AKA Fattest Ass in W0ND3RL@ND
I object

>> No.15134112

>>15134101
>We're absolutely fucking starved for content here.
at least there the odd green text to chew on, tastefull or not

>> No.15134113

>>15134050
The Lizard Girl captain is PURE.

SO PURE.

>> No.15134117

>>15134106
That's the point, anon.
You gag her, choke her, slap her, pull her hair, put a clothespin on her nipples and clit and fuck her in the ass.
Then you tell her that she can have that every night if she stops with the bullshit.

>> No.15134120

>>15134050
You're forgetting the sister school student council.

>> No.15134126

>>15134107
Oh so she scared of en and really shy around them which causes her to "hate them". In that case I should try and extend a helpful hand to her, maybe see if i can help her break out of her fearful shell by showing her that I'm a good person she can trust.

>> No.15134128

>>15134117
I don't know. I feel like Memecat literally cannot stop meme-spouting.

She'd try her best to resist though.

>> No.15134133

>>15134120
Would she also be an Anubis?

Or something else?

>> No.15134134

>>15134120
She's a sahuagin

>> No.15134138

>>15134050
I need to irrumate Hata-Tanuki's granny voice throat forever.

>> No.15134140

Yandere crow tengus would be amazing

>> No.15134142

>>15134105
As you wish. I always thought that yukki-onna had untapped potential for femdom. They have you trapped in a cabin and probably naked and exhausted. They're also pretty neat (put averted). Alarunes and their bigamous cousins have a similar appeal due to controlling their environment. Plus, sticky, wet sex is the best. You could also always truncate my original suggestion and just go with a shirohebi businesswoman who wants to blow off steam with her husband. Or you could go with a nureonago who likes to cover her husband when he goes outside and tease the everliving shit out of him.

If you need more, I've got more ideas.

>> No.15134146

>>15134142
Just pour it all over me and we'll see what we can make of it.

>> No.15134148

>>15134019
I join the nap club, I hear that everyone gets to show up in their pajamas and the dormouse seniors choose new club members to be dakis and see who they can grind against the longest before making a mess

>> No.15134149

>>15134140
I want an English-major Raven Girl I'm sharing a room with to whisper "Nevermore" into my ear. Before kissing me.

>> No.15134154
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>>15134146
Dude summons Demon, gets laid, creates a mana-link to keep her around, ends up subbing.

>> No.15134156

>>15134140
> sounding
> harem
They're shit.

>> No.15134161

>>15134154
Those leggings are driving me crazy.

>> No.15134162

>>15134050
And the teacher who coordinates the student council is a succubus

>> No.15134163

>>15134050
>>mantis tomboy member
I'm fucking joining that club faster than the speed of light.

>> No.15134165

>>15134161
Crazy-good or crazy-bad?

>> No.15134173

>>15134161
That means they're working, Summoner-kun.

>> No.15134174

>>15134165
Crazy like I want to take them off with my teeth while she talks dirty to me.

>> No.15134175

>>15134154
Why is it never an occultist succubi that tries to summon humans instead?

>> No.15134178

>>15134175
Because all the girls know they just have to wait around and they'll eventually get summoned. Only a total NEEERRD with a banana for a tail would summon boys.

>> No.15134182

>>15134146
"All" isn't going to go too well. I'm coming up with these as we go.

A salamander who only lost her duel due to what she sees as a cheap trick and is "disciplining" her new husband. A shoggoth who has taken a fancy to a powerful wizard from afar and wishes to relieve him of his wizardhood in the most creative way possible. A demon/succubus/they're all the same to me who hasn't been summoned since before "the change" and is having a hard time working out her new feelings and urges. A restless dragon who spent her entire fortune buying a husband that she could take with her wherever she went. A vampire mosquito who once smelled her ideal mate and has been searching him out for years, only to find him masturbating. A jiangshi who spent a few too many years alone and happened across a man either too dumb or too kind to run. A pharaoh who feels her apophis closing in and has decided that she would not suffer the indignity of rampaging cocklust and seeks a husband before her defeat. A bitter, defeated apophis who is looking for a shred of happiness from the one man still loyal to her. A ghost who missed the memo about the transformation and is still hiding in terror of exorcists, only to be taken aback by her feelings when she encounters an adventurous young man. A particularly crazy ex-human who voluntarily became a wisp to chase the soul of her tragically departed paramour.

I'm going to need a moment to recharge if you need more.

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>>15134174
Good man.

>> No.15134191

>>15134182
> who hasn't been summoned since before "the change"
You talkin' bout Alps there boy?

>> No.15134201

>>15134175
I actually wrote this. Not here, but for /wst/ when it was still a thing.

Strange Summoning Pt. 1
http://pastebin.com/e91Xjt3t
part 2
http://pastebin.com/MvdkuAZW

It's been a while since I wrote them, but I remember them both being rather vanilla, with a hint of femdom in the first and a reversal in the second. I'll get around to a third part eventually, after I clear my current backlog. I would not suggest digging particularly deep into my catalog unless you're particularly adventurous. Some of my stories are very vanilla, but I do also write for /d/. Peruse elsewhere at your own risk.

>> No.15134211

>>15134191
While that would be absolutely hilarious, I was referencing the common setting element that monstergirls are born from the much scarier monsters of yore. That being said, the idea of a powerful devil whose immortal form changed suddenly upon summoning and is trying to work out what the hell to do would be pretty funny. I can't see how this could possibly end in anything resembling gentle femdom, but it would make a pretty good comedy.

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>>15134182
None of it is really clicking, sorry. Might try think up something about Yuki-Onnas.
>>15134201
Well now I'm going to be reading instead of writing.

>> No.15134213

>>15134182
> voluntarily became a wisp
Top yan. I might have to steal this.

>> No.15134220

>>15134212
A Yuki-Onna who loves her husband enough to move to a tropical climate so that he can pursue his passion?

>> No.15134221

>>15133934
Perentie, ELH, Moose are pretty close to canon, the later somewhat less maybe.
Niebelfader's stories are set in MGE, although the guy makes, uh, an exotic interpretation of it sometimes.
Also probably The Grub, Losenis and MachineAnon but that's after reading only some of theirs.

>> No.15134226

>>15134220
Let's cool his hot temper with a fresh island song!

>> No.15134236

>>15134212
Goddammit, historianon?, get to work. Yukki-onnas are great and criminally underused. They also build their own premise. Their M.O. is just to wait for some guy to almost die of hypothermia and warm them up the old-fashioned way. You could also try flipping things around and have her rescued from some bizarre predicament and insist on repaying her shy but strong savior. This >>15134220 also seems pretty neat.

>> No.15134237

>>15134191
I'd trick a proto-alp demon into signing an unfair marriage contract.

>> No.15134247

>>15134236
>historianon
HOW

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>> No.15134250

>>15134248
I want to fuck winter in the ass!

>> No.15134253

Make one change to an MG you dislike or just find boring or plain to improve them.

Arachnes now come in smaller, cuter, jumping-spider flavor.

>> No.15134259

>>15134247
You mentioned starting something ambitious and appeared to be relatively new. That narrows things down quite a bit. You really should finish that, you know. I would say I liked it, but I honestly never started reading it. I have it all on my bookmarks. New writers who start with multi-part works often flake out and I didn't want to start something that was more likely than not to be abandoned. Get cracking.

>> No.15134262

>>15134248
I wish to cuddle the cute Yuki-Onna and put a warm smile on her face as she nuzzles into my chest.

>> No.15134264

>>15134259
>You really should finish that, you know
If you haven't read it, how can you say such things?

>> No.15134265

>>15134259
Anon, anon, who am I?

>> No.15134266

>>15134253
Manticores no longer have tailpussies.

How did I do?

>> No.15134267

Ok Anons.
What would you rather have, a monster girl with a rear that's far too big or a monster girl that has tits that are comically large?

Roll beforehand for the race if you so choose.

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/mamono

>> No.15134268

>>15134220
So essentially a monster girl version of DK Tropical freeze?

>> No.15134274

>>15134267
Fat ass has limits, milky boobs don't.

>> No.15134277

Which MG would be the best at getting rid of my swamp crotch? It's smelly and annoying.
Which ones would love it?

>> No.15134278

>>15134267
>wurm
I'd have to go with one that has comically large breast, as they compliment her strong yet soft body and make it all the more cozy when we cuddle with each other.

>> No.15134281

>>15134274
You going with a holst?
How big into the realm of too big would you go?

>>15134278
She'd have to dig extra big tunnels though, these are some pretty big wurm cannons.

>> No.15134282

>>15134267
>Fat-bottomed Aspara.

She twerks, doesn't she?

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I want to fight her

>> No.15134287

>>15134282
Please, even with a rear like that she has SOME class.
Just watch out when she get's her hips into it, she may just take you out if she isn't careful

>> No.15134288

>>15134285
Nice recolor.

>> No.15134291

>>15134264
I like oomukade and it's nice to see them handled somewhat properly (in comparison). I also have a thing for longer stories, so anything sufficiently long and reasonably well written grabs my attention. Truthfully, I also just really hate abandoned projects or anything left unfinished. I'm particularly bad about leaving anything unfinished where other people can see it. It drives me insane. I'm also the guy who pops up every time you come up and tries to talk you into finishing things. There's nothing wrong with taking a break and writing something else; just make sure you keep your promises.

>> No.15134294

>>15134281
That's no problem for a wurm, their really strong and don't care if the tunnels need to be bigger. Plus when were cuddling I can dink from her large soft milky breast and make her blush by saying how sweet it's taste, equal to her equally sweet heart and personality.

>> No.15134295

>>15134291
>nice to see them handled somewhat properly
But you haven't read it, you don't know how the Oomukade is handled.
>and tries to talk you into finishing things
Chapter 7 is at 3k words right now, I might be able to finish it today if I really, really try. Will that be to sir's satisfaction?

>> No.15134297

>>15134253
Bear girls can now shoot multi-colored rainbows out of their bellybuttons which repel evil and mean spirited people.

>> No.15134299

>>15134294
Just be sure to properly massage her back.
Even wurms can get tired if they have titties that big.

>> No.15134303

>>15134267
>Fat bottomed art fairy
I'd accept that.

>> No.15134304

>>15134277
Akaname for both.

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>>15133761
No.

Ice Harpies are evil and will always be evil.

If anything they should be actively rooted out and destroyed!

>> No.15134312

>>15134295
I skim things to see if I'm interested in going further. I read an unreasonably large amount, so it benefits me to rule out anything I don't like. It seemed like a pretty decent start, though I cannot make any specific criticisms (though if you would appreciate an editor, I'm perfectly willing to tell you everything you do wrong).

Don't push yourself to finish something you're not in the mood to write. I mean, sometimes you have to encourage yourself to be in the mood, but it's never smart to force yourself. It's something my real analysis professor taught me; you can't feign enthusiasm to yourself, much less your audience. Write whatever grabs your attention, but keep your other stories at the back of your mind. I've got a fucking box of unfinished stories and snippets that I just had to put to paper (figuratively) while working on something else. Diversions happen, just make sure that you know where the track is.

>> No.15134314

>>15134303
There's no way she'll be able to stuff all that ass into those tight rubber overalls they wear.

>> No.15134315

>>15134299
Of course I will, as it's a great way to repay her for all her wonderful cuddles and milk, plus anything that helps keep her cute smile on longer is god for me. i'll massage all of her long and strong body making sure she's at ease and relaxed, so that she can feel the love i'm expressing for her. Also drinking the milk in her large tits also helps to make her back feel more comfortable, for a relaxed wurm is a happy wurm.

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15134320

Can an onee-san be genki?

>> No.15134325

>>15134320
I don't see why not.

>> No.15134329

>>15134312
>seemed like a pretty decent start
I'm just so confused now. So you did read it? Skimmed it? I don't even know what parts you're talking about.
>I'm perfectly willing to tell you everything you do wrong
That sounds extremely painful and depressing.
>>15134320
Yes, of course they can. It's just that troublesome kotoutos need them to be more dignified and mature than they would normally be.

>> No.15134333

>YBA appeared
>said he's working on a thing he'd drop by in a couple of days
>that was two weeks ago
I've been cyber-cucked.

>> No.15134335

>>15134303
God damn, she'd probably sit in your lap and rub her rear against your member while she draws.


>>15134315
Don't forget boob pillows.

>> No.15134340

>>15134335
This fairy is asking to be used as an anal onahole.

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>>15134320
Yes, but not that one.
Junko is literally (as in being essentially an elemental of) made of hate and PTSD.
And adorable pink energy tails.

>> No.15134346

>>15134335
Indeed for she loves it when I rest on her breast, for she then gets to wrap me up tight in her coils of love to help me fall asleep. She's like cutest bed ever and sometimes before I fall asleep on her I'll nuzzle into her breast and fluster her, say how she's more soft and cozy than any bed could be.

>> No.15134347

>>15134340
She probably is, it gives her extra 'creativity'.
Just be sure to give her rear some groping when you aren't using it.
It's quite soft.

>> No.15134351

>>15134329
Ah, I can see your confusion. I skimmed through your first chapter when it came out and threw it on my bookmarks until I was sure that you were going to stick with it.

Critique and review doesn't have to be painful, it just depends on how well you take and respond to criticism. Some people try that much harder, some people run away, and some people are Alp and just kinda ignore it. It also matters how criticism is presented. I've found that a lot of people only point out flaws. This is actually a pretty shitty method of review, as the set of all things you could do wrong is dramatically larger than the set of things you actually do correctly. Telling people what not to do helps them stop doing stupid shit, but you need to also tell them what they do well, lest they either get confused or depressed.

>> No.15134354

>>15134346
Soft and busty wurms are breast.

>> No.15134358

>>15134351
He took critique like a bitch, drop it.

>> No.15134365

>>15134354
of course they are, strong and mighty yet also being kind and sweet. She loves nothing more than to cuddle me into her mighty bust, singing heartwarming songs she's long rehearsed for you as you drink from her milky breast. This of course leads to her wrapping you up in the tightest hug ever and falling asleep, a goofy smile marking just how happy she is when she's when we snuggle together.

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>>15134358
Yeah, because that time you guys sure gave fair criticism of what was actually in the story instead of bitching about things that weren't even in it.

>> No.15134377

>>15134367
I want to princess carry that monoeye to bed and Cuddle her after watching the 'Killing Joke' trailer.

>> No.15134380

>>15134377
Why does DC make such good animated movies but suck ass with their live-action stuff?

>> No.15134388

>>15134380
Hell if I know, I saw the Suicide Squad Animated movie and it was pretty nice.

I think it's because the crew seems to be more invested in the animated stuff rather than the live stuff.

That and they keep getting directors who don't care about the source for the live stuff.

>> No.15134389

>>15134380
>but suck ass with their live-action stuff
Shpeak for yourself. I love the movie with Bane and CIA. Shame it's short but it's really good.

>> No.15134393

>>15134388
>keep getting directors who don't care
You just didn't get Zack's message. It was that Superman is Jesus.
>>15134389
But that's not canon.

>> No.15134396

>>15134393
No.... Really?
I honestly couldn't see it.

That and he wanted to remind me that LOIS AM USEFUL

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15134400

>>15134396
>Is that an S?
>On my planet it means "hope"
>Well I'm a Pulitzer-winning journalist so fuck your culture
Also what's up with that Luthor fellow?

>> No.15134401

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please make sure to give the winter girls a good sendoff as summer approaches.
It was an odd year for winter but it was still fun to have them here nonetheless.....Except when we got the wet snow day.

Shoveling that shit could've killed me.
Now to prepare for the mowing of my lawn.

>> No.15134403 [SPOILER] 
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Just how big do you like them Anon?

>> No.15134404

>>15134267
>Orc
Eh, I'll take tits. At least she can give a good titjob.

>> No.15134405

>>15134400
Well, you see.
Despite superman creating enough property damage that his company could make a profit off rebuilding, Lexy wants to destroy him for being so powerful.

He will do this by creating something equally powerful through dubious cloning, muggy motives, and forcefeeding military officials Jolly Ranchers.

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>>15134393
>But that's not canon.
But it is, they're even making a sequel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwoBsPQTUAk

>> No.15134408

>>15134403
Onee-san big.

>> No.15134411

>>15134403
The answer is that I'd take both of those girls.

>>15134404
Just pray that she doesn't get too greedy with the blowjobs and milk you dry whenever he can.

>> No.15134412

>>15134405
Alright. So why is Luthor a skinny, quirky, long-haired Heath Ledger impersonator?
Also what species of Monster would Antje Traue be?

>> No.15134413

>>15134407
South Park did baneposting first.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iKoy0Qwh-g

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>>15134411
>>15134408
Does this mean you wouldn't love her if she lost her tail?

>> No.15134421

>>15134415
she can still be my onee-san.

>> No.15134422

>>15134415
She'd have to get a prosthetic tail.

>> No.15134425

>>15134412
Because everyone knows that Lex is a quirky, weedy man with a loose grip on reality.

Also, he loses his hair at the end, JUST LIKE IN THE COMICS!
I want to vomit. Perhaps I should just remember the animated lex.

As for Antje.... Maybe an amazon or a salamander.

I'd love it either way.

>>15134415
Bitch please, I'd love her even if she lost her tail

>> No.15134426 [SPOILER] 
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Would your MG wife want a proper ceremony?

>> No.15134430

>>15134425
>Salamander Antje
Can she still wear the kryptonian armor?
>>15134426
Yes. She'd appropriate a cathedral for that very purpose.

>> No.15134436

>>15134430
Yes she can.
It would be a crime if she didn't.

God damn, I would DESTROY her.
That is one fine woman.

>> No.15134438

>>15134436
>I would DESTROY her
A good mindbreak is its own reward.

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>>15134426
Of course. She's dreamt of the day for so long..

>> No.15134441

>>15134438
Anon please.
Not that kind.

Our battle ground would be the bed and I'd have her pregnant within a fortnight.

>> No.15134448

>>15134439
Nice.

>>15134426
>Dice say Charybdis
I'm sure she would, although my parents may be surprised that I took a water loving girl seeing as I hate swimming.

>> No.15134449
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>>15134441
Well keep dreaming.

Any artists around who could do this as a Salamander?

>> No.15134450
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>>15134426
Probably. But it might be a bit darker than a normal ceremony.
But considering that there are a graveyards are almost always close to a church. I say it will be fine.

>> No.15134451

>>15133961
Sorry, It's a mix between life, Souls and waiting to finish this one short in its entirety before posting it and continuing Orphan.

>> No.15134452

>>15134451
Waifu Souls is all the excuse you need.

>> No.15134453

>>15134449
I will.
Mostly because it's 3:30am.

God damn, why is it that I enjoy the thought of a woman with super strength ravaging me and informing me that I'm her husband?

>> No.15134455

>>15134453
Because you're a gentleman of exquisite taste. If this was Victorian England you and I would discuss this in comfy armchairs by the fireplace while sipping brandy.

>> No.15134456

>>15134019
Boizu Rabu Club and I would pretend I didn't know the local language.

Is this enough for me to get left alone?

>> No.15134459

>>15134456
It's enough to get you into their "Alps Gone Wild: Phase 1 Predicaments" series of films.

>> No.15134463

>>15134459
Oh man I love Alps Gone Wild

>> No.15134465

>>15134463
Even when the Phase 2 makes you suck on her big purple spadetail?

>> No.15134467

>>15134465
I want to nibble a stage two alp's tail.
I also want to rub her head, cuddle her, and hold her hand.

>> No.15134468

>>15134467
You're going to fit in the Boizu Rabu Club just fine.

>> No.15134470

>>15134468
Well, if they like Bishis then they've got the wrong guy.

>> No.15134478

>>15134468
When do new members get their club horns?

>> No.15134482

>>15134019
I’d join the science club. Tho, they might use me for experiment.
I wonder who that would end.

>> No.15134483

>>15134478
Wait...members get horns?
I'm suspicious now...

>> No.15134485

>>15134482
You would test their new Sex Golem.

>> No.15134486

>>15134485
>Sex Golem.
What’s the difference between a normal golem and a Sex Golem?

>> No.15134487

>>15134483
Oh don't be such a worry-wart! Let's just play Halo and get reeeaaaal close to each other, 'kay?

>> No.15134489

>>15134486
A Sex Golem was designed with sex in mind.

>> No.15134490

>>15134487
Better not be anything after reach...
We doing a mass LAN battle?
Sounds pretty fun, although a co-op run would be nice.

>> No.15134491

>>15134489
How alive would I be after it tries to suck me dry?

>> No.15134493

>>15134490
I remember being the Oddball champion in Halo 1. Nobody could beat me back then, me and Skully killed everyone.
>>15134491
Alive enough to remain a potential sex partner. You're still young, you can do more.

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>>15134019
Theatre club. Our first performance will be a historical drama about MG rape techniques over the centuries. I nobly volunteer myself to be the lead.

>> No.15134501
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There are Alps afoot!

>> No.15134505

>>15134493
I was always fairly mediocre at Halo.
I could hang around 1:1 KD ratio but I never really got the hang of reading the flow.

I did well in 4 but...well...it was 4.

I'm better at Battlefield.

I'd play Halo with alps though, I love playing it with friends.
Especially the co-op.


>>15134501
Oh boy, the booty on that alp.

>> No.15134506

>>15134495
Mine bretheren of superior tastes

>> No.15134507

>>15134495
>Our first performance will be a historical drama
>Not a reenactment of the Akaneian League's exploits during the Dark War, with you and your Wurm high school crush playing opposite each other.
Stop being pleb.

>> No.15134509

>be a local knight
>neighboring village summons me when I'm teaching the squires how to fight with wasters
>probably a squabble over land
>I arrive to a distressed farmer claiming to have seen bandits stealing his goods in the woods nearby
>the order would take several days to respond, so take the initiative to head in after them
>no one told me how deep this place went
>like really deep
>it's sunset by the time I hear cheering in the distance
>JUDGEMENT-mode engaged
>I emerge from behind a tree to spy three half-naked elven girls with farm equipment in their hands
>they give me this doe-in-the-lamplight stare when they see a grown man in armor
>they couldn't have been any taller than my shoulders
>chase them down and deliver a swat to each of their supple backsides to chastise them for their deeds before going on my way
>I wake up back home with the three elves standing over me, demanding I chastise them harder.
I'm too chivalrous for this shit

>> No.15134524

>>15134501
No! I don't care how thick those thighs are. I refuse!

>> No.15134528

>>15134524
Aww, don't be a square!

>> No.15134532

>>15134524
Just do it Daddy-o

>> No.15134541

>>15134528
>>15134532
Why are there so many of you nowadays?

>> No.15134547

>>15134541
They reproduce by budding

>> No.15134552

>>15134532
Don't call me that! It makes me feel weird!

>> No.15134555

>>15134552
Come and play with us Da-ddy-o!

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>>15134552
Wanna make it weirder?

>> No.15134565

>>15134556
>A dom Alp
N-No please

>> No.15134569

>>15134565
You know you want it.

>> No.15134574

>>15134565
You pussy just yank her tail

>> No.15134577

>>15134565
She'll be gentle.
>>15134574
That'll earn you a round with the handcuffs and the cockring.

>> No.15134585

Holy crap I didn't think that practicing every day for a half hour would help me this much. Still shit but I honestly think I'm getting better.

imgur.com/UXJDvKA

>> No.15134587

>>15134585
Do I see Meurem?

>> No.15134601

>>15134587
I didn't even notice I was drawing him. I'm just glad I didn't have to look at people for a sketch. And they all look like people. Like actually a person and not the abstract person sorts. Now need to get the face and proportions down, and everything else down.

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>write out elaborate MGC beach shenaniganery green text
>beach_m.jpg fails to upload to multiple sites, multiples times
>repeat over and over

Fuck it! Just! FUCK IT!

TAKE THIS OTHER BEACH RELATED IMAGERY AND FUCK OFF!

HAVE A NICE DAY AND ALL THAT!

>> No.15134632

>>15134622
Can't you just post the green text? Please anon.
you made me want some beach related stuff now.
That's a good pic

>> No.15134633

>>15134622
Ok, please stop. Please stop using that specific image every thread. I'm a Yao fan. I have a folder with 30 images of our meaty pawed anal queen.
You (perhaps a collective) have gone too far in reposting it.

>> No.15134634

>>15133944
>Moose saga
Does it? Because I read quite far into it and the MGs are pretty happy slaughtering men by the truckload, which isn't a very MGE thing.

>> No.15134641

>>15134468
>This is bullshit
>I was expecting a bunch of socially retarded girls
>Instead its filled with a bunch of weirdos calling themselves "stage one alps" and giggling.
>Get my ass grabbed
>37 Times.
>At least there's snacks and video games.
>Will have to stay away from the prisoner fruit.
>Why is everyone sitting so close?
>Do these people have no concept of personal space?
>Is everyone in this room seriously g-
>Door opens
>Ever hear the sound of 14 guys "kya"-ing?
>Turns out a succubus shows up.
>Fuck this
>Try to leave.
>Succubus puts me in some sort of hold with her tail.
>Watch the other guys grow horns and get shorter for some fucking reason.
>Wait, I know the reason.
>Fucking Succubi.
>Some screams "cuddle puddle!~" with xir still somewhat masculine voice.
>Get covered with the sluts.
>Notice the succubus setting up a video camera.
>"Have fun, girls!" she says as she winks at me.
>You could've said "have fun raping him." It would have been a lot fucking clearer.
>Everyone's giggling.
>This is bullshit.

I suppose this is what I get for trying to be clever.

>> No.15134642

>>15134634
Its the closest thing that comes to mind

>> No.15134651

>>15134493
>Alive enough to remain a potential sex partner.
I somehow feel like they would improve some of my “attributes” to make me a better partner.

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>>15133573
So much rowdiness and sexual pressure on this threads.

Can Monster Girls achieve inner peace and be able to master their rampant urges through meditation and mental training?

Is there a species that is most capable of doing so? Which one is it.

>> No.15134674

>>15134655
Mad Hatter because they're very calm despite being lewder mentally than a Houri

>> No.15134675

>>15134655
Aren't Jinko pretty tame until they go in heat?

>> No.15134683

>>15134675
That's why Jinkos are so terrifying, they're usually calm stoic but when they're in heat they can fuck you so hard that you turn into an Incubus overnight.

Think about that for a second, in heat they're more intense than an Ushi-Oni.

>> No.15134695

>>15134683
Ushi's can turn you into an incubus with a papercut. Totally different level.

>> No.15134697

>>15134453
I feel the same way about the female Spartans in the Halo series. I want to be princess carried by a super soldier that's taller and stronger than me.

>> No.15134704

Ia Ia! Waifu Ftaghn!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFov17mmDk8&index=13&list=PL5VliVCpaC7mf8K57-C9ZPEaJptb37zi_

>> No.15134715

>>15134704
>This video is not available

>> No.15134723

>>15134715
Oh, wow. I'm pretty sure it's like the only video on youtube too. That sucks.

>> No.15134732

>>15134715
Are you from germany? Half of youtube is banned for germany
Use proxy

>> No.15134777

>>15134732
I'm a britbong. Fun is illegal here so this is nothing new.

>> No.15134779

>>15134777
Did you pay your monstergirl license fees to access our live thread?

>> No.15134788

>>15134777
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

>> No.15134801

>>15134777
Oi, you better bin that knife you cheeky wanker

>> No.15134809

>>15134641
this is when you deploy the neckbear and make your escape

>> No.15134861

I can't stop thinking about sneks, if my brain isn't busy it becomes literal.

>> No.15134888

>>15134861
What type? Garter, rat snake, rattler, viper, cobra, or python? A different type? With red scales?

Wait, is the joke that Mia can't cook connected with some snakes being venomous? It can't be that, right?

>> No.15134890

>>15134888
She has no taste, hence just mixing shit hoping it comes out good.

>> No.15134904

>>15134888
Anon you're overthinking, slow down.

I like all sneks, but I like grapey sneks more.

>> No.15134922

>>15134888
It literally says in the manga that since her species are carnivores they never needed tastebuds beyond "Meat. Meat good."

>> No.15134931

>>15134890
>>15134922
I mean besides that. But I guess I am overthinking it.
We can agree the effect is the same as a snake bite, can't we?

>> No.15134934

>>15134931
There is no "besides that". That's the exact and whole reason for her being a shit cook.

>> No.15134938
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>It's still snowing in April
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS.

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Liches

with the personalities of Will-o-the-Wisps

>> No.15134960

>>15134934
I guess I just thought something stupid because I need sleep. Gonna fix that now. See you in the world of tomorrow.

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>>15134957

>> No.15134969

>>15134963
This isn't how it works.

>> No.15134971

>>15134964
She probably gives good hugs.

>> No.15134973

>>15134969
I imagine she's just working at a maid cafe to fund her education.

>> No.15134985

>>15134963
>Order ready for a miss Wendy
>Where sis she go?

>> No.15134990

>>15134985
did*

>> No.15134992

>>15134938
Haha, where the hell do you live?
I'm in Alaska and the trees are already covered in leaves and the first flowers are budding.

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>> No.15135052

>>15134992
>tfw hot enough in Canada right now for us to start getting forest fires

>> No.15135076

If I evade their attention long enough for them to husbando people other than me, MGC College will eventually run out of single mgs, right? How do I increase my chances of survival other than staying home during estrus springs?

>> No.15135082

>>15135076
Haha, nice one dude.

>> No.15135129

>>15135076
By not roleplaying.

>> No.15135133

>>15134992
I live in New England and we have a frost advisory right now. I still wear sweatshirts some days.
This climate change shit is really bothering me.

>> No.15135147

Tell me about dukongs.

>> No.15135165

>>15135147
You mean mermaids?

>> No.15135170

>>15135165
No, I mean Dukong Selkies.

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All that hard work has finally paid off, your ninjutsu has led you right where you want to be.

>> No.15135232

>>15135129
>Everything is roleplaying
Fuck off.

>> No.15135236

>>15135232
These accusations have been getting thrown around a lot lately, I wonder if it's the same person.

>> No.15135242

>>15135147
>>15135170

It's spelled with a 'g'.

>>15135236
On the other hand, there's been a lot more roleplay lately. That fake army chatter last thread was extra fucking cringey compared to the usual 'wat do' posts.

>> No.15135246

>>15135222
Jackpot.

>> No.15135248

>>15135246
>not "Dear Diary: Jackpot!"
One job.

>> No.15135251

>>15135222
Claiming the mofu on the right

>> No.15135257

>>15135242
>That fake army chatter last thread was extra fucking cringey compared to the usual 'wat do' posts.

Oh god, this. It was like reading some 14 year old's Halo fanfic.

>> No.15135258

>>15135222
I've finally found it, the legendary mofu spring!

>> No.15135265

>>15135222
Gonna get that mid mofu

>> No.15135269

>>15135242
>>15135257
Like a reasonable adult without autism I was able to ignore it and not say anything about it

>> No.15135276

>>15135269
This
It wasn't even worth bitching about since it wasn't even close to being actual horrible shit people try to push here

>> No.15135277

>>15135248
Dear Diary,

Sorry for neglecting to mention my good fortune of stumbling upon my future wives.

Love and kisses,
Anon

>> No.15135304

>>15134285
That looks pretty cool.

>> No.15135306

>>15135222
since when has ninjutsu been a requirement for obtaining mofu?

>> No.15135327

>>15135269
>Like a reasonable adult without autism I was able to ignore it and not say anything about it

I didn't say anything about it at the time either. But I'm mentioning it now, because it was wikitier awful and irregular. What kind of irrational autist would want that to become normal here by sticking their fingers in their ears and saying ignore it?

Ignore it doesn't work. Never has. Never will.

>> No.15135347

>>15135306
Ninja arts have always been a requirement for sneaking into the girl's side.
>>15135327
Bitching about things doesn't work either.

>> No.15135353

Would a Tanuki help me get out of a speeding ticket?

Today I found out that speeding tickets are REALLY expensive.

>> No.15135365

>>15135347
>Bitching about things doesn't work either.

Considering how that's how all the /d/ tier stuff gets run out of here, you'd be wrong. Massive negative reaction and shitstorms are all that do it. The mods sure don't delete futa and stuff.

>> No.15135369

>>15135353
Maybe don't speed next time retard.

>> No.15135370

>>15135365
>The mods sure don't delete futa and stuff
This is a blue board.

>> No.15135387

I want to wear Wurm-chan as a hat.

>> No.15135391

>>15135370
As long as it's not porn it's ok. If you are just depicting futa, as long as there are no nip or anything like that, mods don't ban it. At least in my experience.

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>>15135387

>> No.15135394

>>15135370
>implying there's not tons of giant sfw skintight bulges

You new or something?

>> No.15135395

>>15135393
That's a scarf, not a hat. I want her as a hat.

>> No.15135414

>>15135387
Your poor neck.

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I'm going for a jog even though I don't feel like it. For the sake of solidarity, some of you have to do the same.

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>>15135387
She's too big.

>> No.15135428

>>15135269
I ignored it at the time too, but it doesn't make it less awful. I also like how you just threw in an insult there, it makes it look like you were the guy writing that drivel in the first place.

>> No.15135432

>>15135222
I just got lost in thew woods. Lucky me!

>> No.15135434

>>15135423
Wurm-chan is never too big! Even when she got into that nuclear waste and went Godzilla mode.

>> No.15135435

>>15135269
Ignoring a problem won't make it go away.
>Like a reasonable adult without autism
I'll assume that you had a part in that military spoiler spam RP.

>> No.15135440

>>15135393
>Miniature ryu
Man that would be fucking cute as hell!

>> No.15135452

>>15135428
>>15135435
He probably did. I'll be honest, a lot of the greentexts and even some of the pastes here are bad. Entertaining, but bad. But that army nonsense in the last thread was just terrible, the only person having fun there was the autist writing it.

>> No.15135464

>>15135422
I'll tell you what, Anon. I'll play vidya like I was planning to, but I'll do it extra hard.

>> No.15135466
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Samurai Dark Matter when?

>> No.15135483

>>15135422
I just went for a four hour walk in the nearby woodlands. I'm done with outdoors stuff today. The forest floor is covered with bluebells now it's spring and it looks wonderful. It would be much better with monstergirls, though

>> No.15135484

>>15135483
>Bluebell Alraune
nice

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>>15135484
I was thinking more Makoto-like squirrels but Alraune could work.

>> No.15135513

>>15135487
Them abs though.

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>>15135464
>>15135483
I came back from my jog already, and I even did seven pull-ups! I'm going to have sweaty, unwashed sex with Anubis-senpai in my head tonight!

>> No.15135535

>>15135466
I don't understand. Is this some kind of Samurai Jack and Aku crossbreed you speak of?

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>>15135535
No

>> No.15135570

>>15135242
>>15135269
Wait, you mean the discord posted here >>15133614? Yeah, I ignored it too because I recognized half the namefags from cripplechan, i thought it was just them shitposting.

>> No.15135585
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Can Yetis fall to the dark side?

>> No.15135589

>>15135585
No, they always look on the bright side of life.

>> No.15135617

>>15134641
I don't think I'd last 15 seconds in the cuddle puddle.

>> No.15135633
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>>15134861
I know how you feel anon, they're never out of my mind

>> No.15135660

What would happen if you were a porn addict in MGC?

Would it be illegal? Could you get arrested for watching to much porn and “wasting” semen that could go to poor MGs?
How would a MG react if they found out that you were a porn addict? Would they be angry? Sad? Would they pity you?
Would you be sent to a psychiatric to “cure” your addiction? Would it be mandatory?

>> No.15135666

>>15135660
Nearby monster girls would just smell your cum and come running.

>> No.15135683

>>15135666
There's this wonderful thing called bathing, gets most scents off your body. You should try it sometime, satan.

>> No.15135703

>>15135683
Anon, unless you masturbate exclusively in the shower while watching porn on a waterproof device while lathered in soap and shampoo to further mask the smell, they're going to know when you ejaculate.
Monster girls are to cum what sharks are to blood.

>> No.15135707

>>15135633
Yeah but that's cheating you have a waifu, that's expected of you.

Maybe those sneaky snakes are planning something, and you probably are with them!

>> No.15135723
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A hellhound with twin-tails.

Think about it.

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>>15135723
Twin-tails a shit.

>> No.15135734

>>15135725
Don't make me come over there and fist you.

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>>15135723
how about 9?

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Do you thing MG Idols would have backup fuckers? Boys that give them few thrusts here and there along the choreography.
Dry hump or penetration or both?

>> No.15135753

>>15135748
Idols are supposed to be pure anon, that's how they get all the cute boys to follow them.

No backup fuckers here.

>> No.15135760

>>15135744
Wrong type of tails, doofus.

>> No.15135761
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>>15135745
Danua's design is perfect.

>> No.15135768

>>15135748
Probably what >>15135753 said. But I do think some would go for the “look how good I can make boys feel”. In that scenario they would go for some backup fuckers.

>Dry hump or penetration or both?
On stage they would go for mostly dry humping, on video or promotional material they would go for full on penetration.

>> No.15135793

>>15135585
UNLIMITED HUG POWER

>> No.15135802

>>15135761
It indeed it, shortstacks are amazing, and I say that as someone who normally prefers tall tomboys.

>> No.15135826

>>15135761
Her only flaw is she's not my onee-san

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>>15135826
That's Narumeia's job.

>> No.15135835

>>15134049
Woah, haven't seen that image before. Is there more?

>> No.15135840

Reign of fire would be a way less edgy movie if all the dragons were MG's.

>> No.15135857

>>15135840
I get your point, but I'd say it would have be more accurate to call them Wyverns in that film.

>> No.15135859

>>15133937
How did the author even justify that in terms of story? Or was his publishing contract about to expire so he just went pure fanservice to get as many books printed as he could before he was dropped?

>> No.15135861 [DELETED] 

I know it has absolutely nothing to do with Monster Girls but goddamn that airport fight from Civil War is good.
We need a bunch of Monster Girl superheroes, stat!

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>>15135861
The movie comes out on May 6th doesn't it?

Also, Daredevil Wendigo when?

>> No.15135876 [DELETED] 

>>15135861
We've got super wurm
we need is a orgre with a tad more muscle (not /d,just a bit more), a skinsuit wearing kunoichi, a patriotic succubus, a elf and a living armour with a iron man re-colour
dont know about thor, norse raiju maybe?

>> No.15135877

>>15135768
>Baphomet singer's new video
>"One-Thrust Boys"
>the whole video is just a hundred men running a train on her bent over on a table while she sings about how nobody can make her cum

>> No.15135878

>>15135833
Yes, this is what I want

>> No.15135883 [DELETED] 

>>15135874
>comes out on May 6th
No, it came out today because Finngolia is a nice place.

>> No.15135893 [DELETED] 

>>15135876
What we need are a Black Panther Jinko and a tomboy arachne because dat Spider-man was so cash, yo.

>> No.15135896 [DELETED] 

>>15135874
>Daredevil Wendigo
Would she awawa when she gets flustered in court?

>> No.15135899

It's pretty safe to assume that the Demons of Chaos from MGE are just the monster girl versions of the Old Ones
And so I was wondering if there were any Demon of Chaos cults and what would be their activities
Like in the stories, the Old Ones themselves wouldn't do much but the humans interacting with them would do some pretty messed up stuff

>Cult that venerates Mindflayers and helps them take over the world
>Cult that tries to awaken the Old Ones by praying, and sending human sacrifices in the abyss
>Cult that promotes an holocaust of ecstasy and freedom

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Granblue has so many shortstacks, it's easy to tell the artist's fetish.
I still think Strum would have been better as a big and imposing Minotaur, but I guess that's just personal preference.

>> No.15135918 [DELETED] 

>>15135861
>That 15 minute clip of the entire airport scene
I want to see it so bad

>> No.15135921 [DELETED] 

>>15135893
>a tomboy arachne

Oh yes.

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>>15135899
>>Cult that promotes an holocaust of ecstasy and freedom

Not on their watch

>> No.15135925

I want to give babby Wurm-chan a shower!
A golden shower.

>> No.15135928 [DELETED] 

>>15135918
Well you just wait until the movie comes out where you live, and pay for it.
That one scene alone is worth the price of admission, Jesus Christ I have no words for how much I fangasmed at it

>> No.15135932

>>15135925
Oh. You again.

>> No.15135933

>>15135932
sup.

>> No.15135934 [DELETED] 

>>15135928
Sucks I have to wait until May. Everyone else gets it earlier
I was already sold on this movie, but that scene alone is the price of two tickets

>> No.15135938 [DELETED] 

>>15135921
In spandex.

>> No.15135940

>>15135900
That cheetah print bikini-top looks pretty good on her.

>> No.15135944 [DELETED] 

>>15135928
I kind of regret watching some webms of it. I guess I'm not going on /co/ for a few days.
>>15135938
Oh yes!

>> No.15135948 [DELETED] 

>>15135928
That's because you're a fucking faggot, Alp Cube.

>> No.15135950

>>15135585
No.

Noooo....NOOOOOOOOYOUWILLHUGGGZZZZ

>> No.15135953 [DELETED] 

>>15135944
It's okay, blurry camrips aren't the same as seeing it on the big screen.
>Oh yes!
GET ME PICTURES!

>> No.15135956 [DELETED] 

>>15135948
You're just jelly.
>captcha telling me to select all planes
Heh.

>> No.15135962 [DELETED] 

>>15135948
>Alp Cube
Cube? Is this like those cubes from Taimanin Asagi?

>> No.15135967 [DELETED] 

>>15135962
It's the faggot you love to hate.

>> No.15135972

>>15135585
>5 of 6

>Give up serial hugger! You've been beaten!
>Ha. Hahaha! HAHAHA! I bet you thought this was my final form!
>What!? She has a sixth transformation!?

>> No.15135979

>>15135899
>A chaos cult worshiped a group of Shoggoths before the new Demon Lord took the throne
>They woke up one day to find all the Shoggoths gone
>Driven to despair, they wander the earth while jibbering madly to themselves
>3 of them run into one of the Shoggoths by chance one day
>She's standing a step to the side and behind a man, following him quietly
>The cultists charge over and drop to their knees
>They begin apologizing, believing that they were abandoned for not being devout enough in their worship
>The Shoggoth glares at them with eyes full of contempt
>"I don't know who you are, but remove yourselves from my Master's sight this instant."
>She turns away and continues following the man she's with
>The minds and hearts of the cultists audibly break

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>>15135899
>>Cult that tries to awaken the Old Ones by praying, and sending human sacrifices in the abyss
Me! Me! I want to go! I'm going to sleeping rape a Goddess and cum inside her just as she wakes up!
Seriously now, Abomination sleeping rape sounds delicious and there might be a short story in this.

>> No.15136000

>>15135987
Hey Otachi-chan I see you got my message about if you wanted to go swimming with me in my pool, would you like to join me on the couch to watch some shows afterwards?

>> No.15136004

>>15135900
Yeah, I want sturm.
Although I'm not lacking for waifus.
Got two SSR foxes, one water, one fire.

>> No.15136020

>>15136000
>Getting that bioluminescent drool all over your couch
I bet you like her, you perv!

>> No.15136039

>>15136020
Nt him but I like her.

>> No.15136050

>>15136020
>>15136039
Well of course, I'm her childhood friend and the only one who didn't insult her for her drooling. In fact I invited her over our first date to come swim with me and watch shows together, plus her blue bioluminescent coloring helps her beauty stand out and set the mood for a romantic date perfectly. Plus she's gotten better at not leaking glowing drool, she stopped doing that as a child and i for one plan to give her a passionate kiss to make her blush and let her know that I think she's beautiful. Kaiju girls need love

>> No.15136055

>>15136050
That they do.
You'll never compliment her so that she cups her hands to her head, blushes, and gives a big, goofy grin that causes her to drool

>> No.15136058

>>15136050
Eww, anon-kun! Why don't you kiss her alr-
>plan to give her a passionate kiss
W-wh... Don't tell me you're dating that horrible thing? What a sicko! Don't come any closer!

>> No.15136070

>>15135987
I wonder if her toothbrush glows in the dark too.

>> No.15136080

>MGC maid profiles
>still no shoggoth

>> No.15136082

>>15136050
>You will never go midnight skinnydipping with your bioluminescent waifu
Damn it, now I want to rewatch PR again

>> No.15136084

>>15135987
>She gives you a blowjob
>You now have a glowstick

>> No.15136088

>>15136084
>go to rave
>take pants off
>wave your glowing dick around

>> No.15136093

>>15136084
>Going to a party with her in tow
>Security stops you at the door
>"Hey man, no glowsticks."
>What do you mean no glowsti- Oh

>> No.15136103

>>15136055
>>15136058
>>15136082
She does have a wonderful goofy smile, especially when I flatter her and cheer her up on a bad day. Also she's not a horrible thing, she's a lovely girl who's my childhood friend and the one who made her feel loved when everyone else called her scary. She's a sweet kind girl despite her tragic past and kiss her is a great way to let her know I'm serious about making her my girlfriend, plus she gives great winged hugs and cuddles.

>> No.15136105

>>15135861
>>15135874
>>15135883
>>15135918
>>15135928
>>15135944
>>15135953
Fuck off /co/. /pol/ and /v/ are told to keep their off topic shit there, you guys and your bad taste are no exception. I don't come to this thread to read about superhero movies or whatever, I come here to read about Monster Girls.

>I fangasmed
Jesus Christ

>>15135899
I hope KC will do at least a few more Lovecraft girls before he closes Volume 2. or if not, then dedicate a part of the next book to them.

>> No.15136106 [DELETED] 

>>15136105
>Jesus Christ
Forget it Jack, it's Alptown.

>> No.15136110 [DELETED] 

>>15136105
>Woo woo! Thread police coming through!

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>>15136105
You seem booty-blasted. Here, have a Monster Girl who is also a superhero.

>> No.15136121

>>15136088
>>15136093
I bet she could make those pretty fluorescent vulcan lamps or whatever they're called, so when she goes away you have something to remind you of her while you go to sleep.

>> No.15136125 [DELETED] 

>>15136105
Dude, chill
Cool it down a notch
Bring it down to 50 below

>> No.15136128 [DELETED] 

>>15136110
>watching capeshit
>talking about capequip in mgt
>spamming surprise boxes for no good reason
>using slobbering retard -level terminology like "fangasm"

>> No.15136130 [DELETED] 

>>15136110
>>15136117
>>15136125
Again, /pol/ and /v/ are told to keep out and get banned for it, you guys aren't the exception.

>Y-You're just butthurt
Just keep your shit out and talk about Monster Girls

It's not that difficult

>> No.15136131

>>15136121
>vulcan lamps
Do you mean lava lamps?

>> No.15136132 [DELETED] 

>>15135928
Goddamn, can't wait until I see it. Hopefully it'll be this coming Saturday.

>> No.15136134

>>15136128
>>15136130
>bitching about Alp being Alp
You're not going to have a good time in these threads.

>> No.15136139

>>15136131
Nah man, he's talking about those lamps those people from Star Trek make.

>> No.15136140

>>15136131
Yeah that's the one.

For some reason I had "vulcan lamps" stuck in my mind.

>> No.15136141 [DELETED] 

>>15136130
Dude, you're blowing this way out of proportion

>> No.15136143

>>15136105
>discussion ended over an hour ago
>get so triggered by it you have to bring it up again
Are you proud of yourself?

>> No.15136144 [DELETED] 

>>15136128
>Repeatedly spotting "capeshit"

/tv/ is that you? Mad because people are enjoying things again?

>> No.15136146

>>15136140
I always wanted one of those

>> No.15136149

>>15136117
Imagine a threesome with her and Tsuyu.

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If I give you guys an oppai loli, do you promise to settle down?

>> No.15136152

>>15136140
>>15136146
Lava lamps are pretty great, my dad used to have one and I'd stare at it, mesmerized.
I bet Slimes in Zero-G would be similar.

>> No.15136153

>>15136140
To be fair "Vulcan lamp" sounds awesome.

>> No.15136154

thanks mods

>> No.15136159

>>15136152
>Bioluminescent Slime girls in zero G
Great, now I want a Slime lava lamp

>> No.15136158

>>15136150
No. I want a flat adult!

>> No.15136160

>>15136149
Pinky the Super Lewd Alien is one thing, but don't you go sexualizing Froppy.
I prefer Midnight anyway but she's not thread related

>> No.15136163

>>15136158
>Flat Adult
That's good taste

>> No.15136172

>>15136150
She looks like she'd hate someone mellow.

>> No.15136179

>>15136150
I prefer shortstacks

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15136183

Ghoost blowjooob~
Woo-wo-wo-wo-woo~

>> No.15136193

>>15136152
>>15136159
I know that one most recent lava golem story had them in zero gravity.
But there's a huge amount of potential for it still, as well. Without gravity, water congeals into orbs, but surface tension means it will also stick and cling to any surface - including skin - like jelly.

Without the restriction of gravity, a slimegirl would be completely unrestricted to change her shape or alter her proportions however she liked with only the smallest amount of effort. Imagine a slimegirl shaping her body into a living piece of art, with all the complexity of a billion perfectly tessellating snowflakes. A three dimensional maze of gooey fibres and gaps of air creating a geometrical masterpiece. That's something she wouldn't be able to manage easily on Earth.

>> No.15136202

>>15136163
Tall girl with big hips and small breasts is the best.

>> No.15136212

>>15136193
Be careful with space-related slimes, they are known for hypnotizing their targets.

>> No.15136224

>>15136212
Is this a reference to something?
Because I kind of like the idea of a slimegirl hypnotising a target by twisting her body in impossible ways, spiralling tendrils and dancing like no solid being ever could.

>> No.15136235

I've been hesitating for a while to bring this up but since it seems we've already started discussing it

There has been many posts about unrelated, out of topic events with a forced mention of monster girls inserted somewhere to keep them somewhat relevant to the thread
And these kind of posts usually get a lot of replies, with only a few of them actually being relevant to monster girls

Are these kind of posts welcome? Is a simple mention of monster girls enough to justify talking about something that belongs in other boards?

Instead of pointlessly arguing let's just vote on it http://www.strawpoll.me/10066260

Exemples of the kind of sentences I refer to in the strawpoll:
"How would a Gazer react to X video game trailer?"
"Would Lilims vote for X presidential candidate?"
"X celebrity just died, does your monster girl waifu cry about it?

>> No.15136236

Is it morally wrong to start a relationship with one of my 13 year old students, a crow tengu, even if they read at a graduate school level and are in the 99th percentile when it comes to IQ? She holds a better conversation than most adults, and she was the one who asked in the first place.

>> No.15136237

>>15136235
>Instead of pointlessly argueing lets just pointlessly vote on something

Are you retarded? How will that help? You'd have more luck herding fucking wildcats than trying to make this thread reach a census.

>> No.15136243

>>15136235
strawpoll can be easily be manipulated

>> No.15136244

>>15136236
>RPing

>> No.15136249

>>15136244
>Woo woo! Thread police coming through!

>> No.15136255

>>15136236
Please do not fugg creepy chuuni loli Crow Tengus. Not unless you enjoy being sounded, which she will do to you.

>> No.15136258

>>15136244
That's not RPing. Not the shit, degenerate kind that should be loathed, anyway.

>>15136249
You're much more of an idiot, though. Attitude like that, it's like you want this thread to devolve to the point where it's a second MGE wiki forum.

>> No.15136259

>>15136255
How would she do that with no hands? That's a precision oriented procedure.

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>> No.15136265

>>15136235
Let's not do this.

>> No.15136271

>>15136235
>strawpoll
literally worthless

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Aunties

>> No.15136280
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>>15136263
Sure.

Imagine Lilims with the broken-tier Stand powers.

>> No.15136283

>>15136224
Want me to tell you the story of a Space Slime that fell on earth and met a young boy, who was hypnotized using zero-g dance moves and ordered to bring every man in town to her so she could absorb their semen?

>> No.15136284

>>15136280
And a Wurm with an even more broken power but is too dumb to use it.

>> No.15136285

>>15136236
You can’t just fuck you students as you please. You need to get permission from their parents first and the principle.
We have these rules for a reason you know.

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>>15136277
They are alright.
But lolis are better.

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>>15136289
Your kind is not welcomed here Sabbath

Aunties are the best

>> No.15136292

I can beat up the Demon Lord in a fight and I am unrapeable.

>> No.15136302

>>15136284
What power would that be? Universal permanance and implaccability?

>> No.15136303

>>15136292
Ok

>> No.15136304

>>15136277
Truly a lovely specimen of a woman

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>>15136290
Hags don’t have anything on lolis.
Those old sacks can’t love a man like loli can. What man would in their right mind chose a wrikeld old woman over a beautiful, nice and playful loli?

>> No.15136310

>>15136289
Isn't Australia being a shitposter a /pol/ meme? Never seen it used outside of screencaps from /pol/

>> No.15136314
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>>15136309
Old mature hags are the best, they truly deserve a human boy. Unlike some child who can't even tie her shoes.

>> No.15136316

>>15136310
I've seen it a few times elsewhere. But I guess it originated from /pol/ and is mostly used there.

>> No.15136326

Monster girls are gross.

>> No.15136332
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>>15136314
Hags couldn’t even get a man before they were out of their prime.
Whereas lolis are perfect, forever.

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>>15136309
There's not a single decent monstergirl that can't be imrpoved by turning them into a loli.

>> No.15136343

>>15136339
See? This guy gets it.

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>>15136332
Old hags are like fine wine, aged and matured to perfection

Lolis are like a fruit that's plucked way before you're supposed to, and tastes bad for it

>>15136339
*There's not a single decent monstergirl that can't be imrpoved by turning them into an auntie.
Fixed that for ya.

>> No.15136352

>>15136345
Absolutely agree. Ara ara is the best.

>> No.15136353

>>15136339
How now, brown maus?

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It's how monsters say hello. It's a cultural thing.

>> No.15136363

>>15136280
I want to do acts of justice with that Angel!

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>>15136339
I see your brown Maus and I raise with a brown Cattu

>> No.15136368

>>15136356
Not true, she's just a slut.

>> No.15136372

>>15136356
How do they say hello to other monsters?

>> No.15136373

>>15136356
Naru is such a perfect shortstack. I can't even begin to list the things I'd give my right arm to do to her.

>> No.15136375

>>15136345
By “aged and matured to perfection” do you mean “became old, stale and polluted”. Because that seems more accurate.
Lolis are like a good, cold drink in a hot summer weather. Relaxing, refreshing and fills you with happiness.

>>15136356
And how does one respond to this “cultural greeting”?

>> No.15136382

>>15136375
Not only that, but they're perfectly ripe and tender. A loli is like a fruit that's soft, sweet, and so easy to eat you barely even need to press down into it before the juices fill your mouth.

>> No.15136386

>>15136356
And leaving is how I say goodbye. It's a cultural thing.

>> No.15136396

>>15136309
>>15136314
>>15136332
>>15136345
okay guys

GUYS

what about

lolihags

>> No.15136400
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>>15136396

>> No.15136403

>>15136396
>lolihags
Nah, just go with oppai loli if you want that.

>> No.15136404
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>>15136375
No, I mean, "experienced, wise, and motherly", all traits a loli will never have

>> No.15136405
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>>15136396

>> No.15136410

>>15136405
Far out, man.

>> No.15136412

>>15136404
Albedo is such a qt.
Too bad she feels nothing but contempt for humans. I wish I was a hot, skeleton lich so I could bone her 24/7.

>> No.15136415

>>15136400
>>15136405
I don't even know what's real anymore.

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>>15135585
Everyone can fall to the dark side you silly man.

Even the Pally Patrol.

You know, the "Evil" dark side opposite of Pally Patrol would be a Shota riding a giant Yeti girl.

>> No.15136427

>>15136405
Goddamn that doujin was good. Cakes trying to act younger gets me way too hard.

>> No.15136434

>>15136427
sauce?

>> No.15136438

>Be filthy lolicon
>Subscribed to Sabbath montlhy loli mailing services
>Last month was yet another Familiar, after receiving a lot of complains they promised to send very exotic girls this time
>Packages finally arrive, it's much more eerie than usual
>Open it with curiosity
>Purple tentacles slowly sprout of the box
>A head then peek outs
>It's a shy loli Mindflayer
>Tell her to come out so we can play games
>She says that she will only listen to me if I let her ride on my shoulders
>Why not, after all she is here for one month, we better get along
>Pick her from the box after making her a promise
>She's light and slimy, I'm almost tempted to squish her
>Carefully put her on my shoulders
>Her tentacles start to coil all over my upper half
>She is enjoying this way too much
>She wants me to walk, run, spin, jump, ad so much more
>After listening to her for over 3 hours I can no longer endure it
>Tell her that it's time to play a game that is even more fun
>She doesn't want to
>Can't be bothered to deal with her
>Try to forcefully remove her from my shoulders
>She somehow manage to hold onto me despise her lack of suckers
>Screw it, she has no bones I'll use my full strength that won't hurt her
>This time it's enough to slowly remove her but she screams and squirms around in panic
>She suddenly slips one of her upper tentacles in my ear
>...
>Come back to my senses one month later in a Baphomet's office with the loli Mindflayer sitting next to me
>Apparently I was mind washed into carrying her on my shoulders for the entire month
>Damned eldritch abominations and their cursed shenaningans

>> No.15136439
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>>15136405
>you will never find love in a succubus nun who claims to be 16 years old and hates being called "Auntie."

>> No.15136444

>>15136439
>16
>Not "Forever 17" like all idols in Zipangu

Don't push it, lady.

>> No.15136454

>>15136438
>Being mean to a loli
>Trying to force sex on an unwilling loli

Deserved it.

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>>15136423
>You know, the "Evil" dark side opposite of Pally Patrol would be a Shota riding a giant Yeti girl.
That sounds pretty neat. Would it just consist of a normal kid dressed in winter attire riding the shoulders of a partially armored musclegirl Yeti?

>> No.15136460
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Aunties are girls who get drunk and touch you in inappropriate places.

>> No.15136465

>>15136460
That's mean.

>> No.15136472

>>15136339
Cows.
They will lack their funmilkbags

>> No.15136475

>>15136472
Oppai loli is fine as long as it's a cowgirl. And also as long as it's not as ridiculous as Arekeshi's tripe.

>> No.15136481

>>15136460
That's the best, I want a drunk auntie to feel me up and make me do lewd things!

>> No.15136482
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15136482

Does MGC has Sex-Insurance companies that will contract someone to have sex with a monster girl if they become incapable of getting sex on their own?

I'd assume it would be important, specially with succubi who feed off of sex.

>> No.15136484

>>15134067
She'll grow out of it when she falls for a boy who doesn't like memes.

Then she'll just drive him mad the regular old Cheshire way.

>> No.15136487

>>15136339
Lamias. If they're not big they can't give you a full body hug.

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>>15136482
There's a Manticore Dentist who you should never visit, unless you're a masochist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOtMizMQ6oM

>> No.15136504

>>15136487
Then it's up to you to hug their entire body as they coil around as much of you as they can. Let them coil around your arm, and use your other arm to wrap around them and cradle them into you.

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>>15136444
She is 16 and you will respect that.

>> No.15136512
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>>15134509
Being a proper Paladin is a hard life.

>> No.15136513

>>15136504
That's shit.

>> No.15136515

>>15136511
OLD LADY!

>> No.15136525

>>15136513
You're shit. You'd rather selfishly take full-body hugs, rather than give them.
This is why lolis are better. Those who love loli are selfless individuals who will gladly protect them and care for them. They'll be the big spoon, and sacrifice their body heat to keep them warm on cold nights.

>> No.15136531

>>15136475
That's the perfect size for a cow.

>> No.15136535

>>15136454
what did you expect from a lolicon

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>>15136496
>Oh, Papa!

Good thing I've still got my edits saved.

>> No.15136541

>>15136525
Anon, you're in denial, lolis are the single worst thing to ever exist in history.

>> No.15136543

>>15136541
Let's not go that far

>> No.15136546

>>15136535
Better, as can be expected from a true lolicon. >>15136438 is just anti-loli propaganda.

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>> No.15136560

>>15136540
Girl be a dennnntiiiist, you have a talent for causing things PAIN

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>>15136555
She's literally just asking to be jumped on the street.

>> No.15136584
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>tfw your Cheshire classmate from the theater club loves to bug you by reciting her entire monologue in front of you
>hoping you'll either laugh or get angry at her before she stops
https://youtu.be/M4LDwfKxr-M?t=2m51s

>> No.15136595
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>>15136080
Profiles posted are based on forms people filled in, well over a year ago, and submitted.
So essentially profiles often corrolate to the forms filled in (but not always). So no Shoggoth maid profile simply means that the forms so far haven't requested or linked to a Shoggoth, meaning there is no Shoggoth profile yet.

>> No.15136600

>>15136540
FEED ME

Do I even need to post a picture, you all know what monster girl it is.

>> No.15136607

FAT CAT ASS

>> No.15136613

>>15136578
I want to run round the town doing the same, but using a monster girl's tail.

>> No.15136616

>>15136600
Is it a shark

>> No.15136622

>>15136600
A mofu?

>> No.15136629

>>15136595
Is that the legendary shiny kiki? Are shiny kikis better than normal kikis at housework? What about in bed?

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>>15136600
A mean, green mother from outer space?

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>>15136629
It is the elusive shiny Kiki. They say only the truly most devoted maid lovers who seek to archieve grand lives are approached by one.

Alternatively she has a Master who enjoys putting things in her drinks. Its certainly a lightshow.

>> No.15136676

>>15136283
Sure, why not. Go for it.

>> No.15136680

>>15136595
>>15136668
Why are you posting the same image twice?

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>>15136412
>Bone her

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>>15134050
What exactly is Morals club about? And due to not knowing I'll say Student Council.

>> No.15136696

>>15136662
Does it have to be human?


Does it have to be mine?

>> No.15136697

>>15134067
Not gonna lie, this is definitely me when I rape people.

>> No.15136706
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>>15134050
Robotics sounds like fun. I could finally work towards opening a build a waifu shop.

>> No.15136734

>>15134067
God I want to pin that faggotcat down and fuck her until she forgets what a meme is

>> No.15136735

How would a monster girl react to being drugged, fucked in her sleep and left before she woke up?

>> No.15136738

>>15136316
It's from /int/ and it isn't entirely a meme. Strayans are god's gift to shitposting.

>> No.15136743

>>15136734
That's exactly what she wants, Anon!
Don't do it, or the faggotcat wins!

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>>15136706

Why not tender healing with broken robot MGs instead of making new ones from scratch?

>> No.15136764

>>15136753
Because it stands in the way of progress! Old models must be scrapped to make way for the new!

>> No.15136771

>>15136693
Morals club is for the restriction of the excessively lewd act of hand holding to married couples in private, only. They generally don't interfere unless such things or similar activities occur in public.

It's a surprisingly long-lasting committee, considering the environment, and holds an alarming amount of influence on the actual goings-on of the school. It's secretly funded by a Lilim who carefully tries remains anonymous, but is obviously the daughter of the Paladin principal. She uses it as a means to find someone - anyone - who could possibly be able to love her without simply falling under the spell of her OVERWHELMING MAMONOBANANA

>> No.15136774

>>15136764
So what do you tell your waifu when you abandon her for next years model?

>> No.15136783

>>15136774
>next years model
>not just acquiring upgrade kits as needed

It's like you don't even want her to blush as you install a new leg or additional arms!

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>>15136774
Already taken by robo-alzheimer's

>> No.15136793

>>15136783

>>15136764
>Old models must be scrapped to make way for the new!

>> No.15136809

Melon is streaming

https://picarto.tv/Whutermuelon

>> No.15136810

>>15136786
That's what frequent memory backups and full system-restores are for. The innocence of youth with the experience of age.

>>15136793
Such inefficiency. Haven't you ever heard the saying "The cheapest new car is the one you already own?" It applies to all sorts of hardware, including that attached to the woman who loves you.

>> No.15136829

>>15136423
>>15136456
Wait is this a yeti paladin lady with a kid, or a young paladin squire riding a normal yeti?

>> No.15136830
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>>15136629
That's not a shiny Kiki.

It's an abomination concocted from the evil side of science.

>> No.15136836

>>15136829
It'd be the former I suppose.

>> No.15136839

>>15136830
>It's an abomination concocted from the evil side of science.

I'll take that as a compliment.

>> No.15136848

>>15136829
It's His Unhuggable Majesty and his right hand the Black Knight Canadian Wendigo.

>> No.15136850

>>15136662
Creative use of girl progression, I approve

>> No.15136855

>>15136830
>Brown Kikimora
>Expect her to speak Spanish
>She opens her mouth and out comes Tagalog
What do?

>> No.15136866

>>15136855
>[X] Build wall

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>>15136809
Nice. He did fucking amazing work with the Sea Slime last time. He can probably save gargoyles from past KC's artistic shortcomings too.

>> No.15136869

>>15136855
Speak to her in spanish since it's my mother tongue.

>> No.15136885

>>15136868
>dat ass

No! Stop it boner! I don't want to like the Sea Slime!

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>>15136885
For what fucking reason would you actively want to not like the sea slime? She's goddamn top tier in both physical traits and personality.

>> No.15136969
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15136969

i drew the witch.. Hope you guys like it

>> No.15136976

>>15136969
Cute!

>> No.15136978

>>15136969
Damn she looks cute.

Also, your style looks familiar. Do you have a gallery?

>> No.15136981

>>15136969
>69
heh

>> No.15136982

>>15136969
Very nice. Cute, and drawn with competence. Love that little speck of green in her eyes too.

>> No.15136986

>>15136969
>No caps
>that grammar
.less? Doesn't seem like the usual style but it's super cute.

>> No.15136992

>>15136986
That definitely doesn't look like .less' style. If it was her face would look very porcelain like.

>> No.15136996

>>15136969
I want to escape from notitsland!

>> No.15137005

>>15136689
Worst Ninja. Worst Crab

>> No.15137014

>>15136969
Now imagine being surrounded by a hundred of these. If that sounds like fun, welcome to the sabbath. Bake sale this sunday.

>> No.15137045

>>15137014
>If that sounds like fun, welcome to the sabbath.
Where dose one apply to become a onii-san?

>> No.15137050

>>15137014
I'm bringing Ara Ara~ Cakes and Onee-Sandwiches and there's nothing you can do to stop me!

>> No.15137058

thank you guys!
>>15136978
I have a tumblr where I just dump all my stuff.. http://magicoreo11.tumblr.com/

>> No.15137084

>>15137045
Probably inside the sabbath building.
>>15137050
Anon, please. They have magic. A detection ward would single you out, and then a small mob of loli oni security guards would be escorting you to the back room to teach you a lesson while your food was thrown into a trash bin and burned.

>> No.15137095

>>15137058
>http://magicoreo11.tumblr.com/
I like the atmosphere your stuff has. That, and you appear to be very skilled at drawing armor, which I appreciate.

>> No.15137104

>>15137084
>Probably inside the sabbath building.
So what? I just go into to a sabbath building and loudly proclaim that I want to be someone's onii-san? How well will that end?

>> No.15137108

>>15137084
>not 'Inside a member of the Sabbath'
One job.

>> No.15137109

I'm going to the Onee-sabbath bake sale.

>> No.15137111
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>>15137058
That's some cool stuff, Pops.

>> No.15137114

>>15137058
Nice brushwork. I didn't see that thing you did for Gazerfag before now, either.

>> No.15137119

>>15133931
I know the one you're talking about and it was by somebody of absolutely no value to these threads

>> No.15137120

>>15137050
I'd rather bring dark slime jelly laced with shoggoth essence, and wait until they eat it all to see what happens.

>> No.15137123

>>15137111
What a spooky Gazer

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>>15137005
you take that back, shes nowhere near worst

>> No.15137136

>>15137104
Well, if you want to do it formally you can talk to the head of the local area and she can set you up.
But your idea is a good way to get swarmed by little girls, and is also a good method.
>>15137108
I apologize, I have failed you.

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>>15137111
>short haired Gazer
Hnnngh

>> No.15137138

>>15134201
The fact it was already done on /wst/ makes me have second thoughts of pursuing it that way too.

But eh, originality's dead anyway.

>> No.15137142

>>15137131
Yumi is trash, but Homura is even worse than trash. She's less funny than Dane Cook.

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15137148

Please remember to keep your Kikimora in good shape or she might become thicker in certain places, impeding her in her job!

>> No.15137154

>>15137139
Short hair is great, definitely, but it still needs a feminine aspect to it to be truly god-tier, in my opinion. Just plain boy-hair on a girl isn't so great.

>> No.15137156

>>15137148
Do those thick drumstick thighs count?

>> No.15137173

>>15137148
I want a busty kiki meido with chun-li tier thighs. I wanna spend long grueling hours between that thick quivering mash of flesh in a ploy to introduce a bit more leasure and fun into her schedule in the hopes of one day coaxing her into playing vidya with me.

>> No.15137181

Which MG would be the biggest semen demon

>> No.15137184

>>15137173
>Trying to make your kiki into a vidya-playing NEET.
Good.

>> No.15137186
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>>15137181

>> No.15137188

>>15137181
Alps.

>> No.15137189
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>>15137181
Badaboom

>> No.15137190

>>15137186
Why does that whale have gills.

>> No.15137192

>>15137186
She's got a lovely design. It'd be nice to just sit on her abdomen as she floats out into the wide ocean.

>> No.15137193

>>15133966
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_0TQHoV_2I
Basically my reaction to people asking if I ever plan on writing anything again.

>> No.15137201
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>>15137190
Those are battle scars.

>> No.15137210

>>15137201
I want to "harpoon" a whale girl!

>> No.15137214

>>15137184
>You'll never wake up in a mangle of bodies, a thick thigh'd leglock that engulfs your torso almost completely. Her soft feathers against your shoulders and back as he hugs your head into her belly and snoozes curled around you, the glowing tv showing the game paused part-way through, one of you showing the good sense to hit the button before snuggling up. Probably her.

>> No.15137219

>>15137193
More like "live to improve or die like a little quitting bitch."

>> No.15137222

>>15137214
>busty, dominant, cuddly kiki NEET.

Oh why yes boner i agree.

>> No.15137225

>>15136969
The art is so cute that I wanna to ride with her on a broomstick.

>>15137111
The art is so cute that I wanna play games with her.

>> No.15137244

Y'know what'd be really great?

Neet MG's with Jewish moms

>Oh Manny, when are ya gawna get married?
>No mom, I don't wanna
>I can intreduce ye to one of my friends' sons to ya, he's a dawctuh!
>Mom, I don't wanna marry a doctor
>Ya sistuh married a dawctuh, why can't yeoow?

>> No.15137252

>>15137244
Would she be a tanuki?

>> No.15137260

>>15137244
Y'know what'd be really great?

Not inviting your waifu's parents to the wedding.

>> No.15137262

>>15137252
Would a Tanuki boot her daughter out at 18?

I mean think about it, she'd be losing money if she didn't.

Alternatively make the daughter pay rent.

>> No.15137265

>>15137260
>not liking jewish mom accent
pleb

>> No.15137271

>>15137265
Good goy

>> No.15137273

>>15137262
Would a Tanuki daughter scam her mom into giving her an early inheritance?

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>>15137219
>>15137219
Going to deserve a "bummer, man" for this but while I do appreciate the positive feedback that one occasionally gets and helpful criticisms it's hard to find a drive when you feel like you've plateaued in your skill level.

Just my two pence, though.

>> No.15137284

>>15137278
If you plateau it means you're not trying hard enough.

JUST DO IT

>> No.15137289
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15137289

I need to feel less depressed. What are some feel-good monster girl stories?

>> No.15137291

>>15137262
>Would a Tanuki boot her daughter out at 18?
If she could somehow force her to marry a loaded go-I mean guy and become a trohpy wife

>> No.15137297

Why does this place feel so pointless, I feel like I've seen every single monstergirl situation that could be thought of

>> No.15137299

>>15137297
Because we need more content, not just new girls, but like actual things.

>> No.15137304

>>15137278

I've stopped writing for now but I'm gonna try improving my drawing ability

>> No.15137306

Is it just me or are there more MonMusu posters here than usual?

>> No.15137307

>>15137299
Like what? Writefagging is over and most drawfagging is just fap material

>> No.15137310

>>15137307
Literally anything, whether it be say, an actual book, or a new game. Just something.

>> No.15137312

>>15137289
When I feel down I usually create an individual monster girl in my head and fantasize about romantic situations with her while hugging a pillow.

It works surprisingly well, I may be too far gone.

>> No.15137314

>>15137306
I hope they don't bring the /a/ MonMusu thread faggotry with them.
>>15137307
Didn't DS3 come out last week?

>> No.15137315

>>15137307
>most drawfagging is just fap material
The majority of our drawfags do sfw stuff.

>> No.15137316

>>15137312
I am not creative enough, and my mind is focused on other things right now my friend.

>> No.15137317
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>>15137314
It came out about 2 weeks ago, yeah.

>> No.15137323
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15137323

>>15137284
Maybe when I stop giving a shit about what people think of me and learn to write about what -I- like instead of trying to pander to the masses so I can get some e-peen points I'll do it, Shia LaBeouf.

But instead of off-topic bitchposting have some Elf MILF and Elf Waifu

>> No.15137325

>>15137317
How can a being as perfect as Priscilla produce a child with such fucked up t-red arms and an ugly face?

>> No.15137349

>>15137325
>being as perfect as Priscilla
not even best souls waifu

>> No.15137364

>>15137349
Yeah, that's Ornifex.

>> No.15137372
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15137372

>>15137364
Milfy harpy version of Ornifex when?

>> No.15137375
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15137375

>>15137364
You know if senpai

>> No.15137381 [SPOILER] 
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15137381

>>15137364
Whoops! Looks like you misspelled Quelann

>> No.15137385

>>15137375
BIG
FAT
CAW
ASS

>> No.15137386

>>15137375
Aw, you cropped out the joke on the left.

>> No.15137388
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15137388

>> No.15137389

>>15137381
>liking a deformed terminally ill cripple

>> No.15137390
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15137390

>>15137385

>> No.15137394

>>15137390
Haha, holy shit.

>> No.15137396

>>15137375
>>15137390
I'd like these more if a crows head wasn't glued to their body.

>> No.15137400

>>15137390
Oh god. Would not give souls to her.

>> No.15137403 [DELETED] 

>People bitch about """RP""" to hell and back
>Yet shit like >>15137390 >>15137375 gets a blind eye

>> No.15137408

>>15137389
>Not wanting to take care of an innocent, sickly girl after you absolutely butchered her sister

>> No.15137410 [DELETED] 

>>15137403
Fuck off, bitter RP-fag.

>> No.15137414 [DELETED] 

>>15137410
Whatever, you fucking furry.

>> No.15137416

>>15137396
Obviously they were created by Micolash.

>> No.15137423

>>15137408
It doesn't matter because she's always going to be in pain, and will die soon

>> No.15137435

>>15136613
Don't do that, you will break the vertebrae in their tail.

>> No.15137456

>>15137435
>TheJoysOfStretching.jpg

Monster girls are more pliable than you think, anon.

>> No.15137464

>>15137456
What if I want to knead a non-slime monstergirl like putty?

>> No.15137465

>>15137317
>Only two weeks ago
>Already sunk so many hours in
Shit

>> No.15137468

>>15137464
Hold her hand and whisper "I love you" in her ear, and she'll be like putty.

>> No.15137472

>>15137435
Don't worry, they broke the pelvis of many guys.

>> No.15137481

>>15137468
>Whisper into your kitsune's waifu ear that you love her
>Suddenlu she's not standing there anymore
>Instead, amidst her strewn and empty clothes, there's a skin-colored puddle of goo
>With fox ears, tails, and a blushing, gleefully smiling face on it

I knew kitsunes could polymorph themselves, but this is ridiculous.

>> No.15137483
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>>15137481

>> No.15137485 [DELETED] 

>>15137414
Go back to /a/ you roleplaying fuck.

>> No.15137486

>>15137323
NTR
T
R

>> No.15137487

>>15137481
weird, man...

>> No.15137491 [DELETED] 

>>15137485
Go back to /b/ you disgusting animal fucker. And kill yourself while you're at it.

>> No.15137492

>>15137364
>>15137381
How is it you guys can't spell Karla correctly?

>> No.15137495

What monster girl would cook a good steak?

>> No.15137496

>>15137486
Huh?

>> No.15137499

>>15137483
Lovely. A pure white lolifox with spats, excellent taste in sweaters, and a tail that can double as a portable bed for two. 10/10.

>>15137487
Foxes are weird.

>> No.15137501

>>15137481
Damn, now I'm reminded of that one manga where the girl gets goddess powers from a kitsune at a shrine. She gets all her fox pets to polymorph into all sorts of stuff like a TV or game console.

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15137503

>>15137492
>He doesn't know who the truest Waifu Souls is

>> No.15137504
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15137504

>>15137495

>> No.15137506

>>15137496
The dude fucks a plethora of bitches who aren't his qt elven waifu. inb4 you're one of those "reverse ntr is good" fags

>> No.15137507

>>15137501
I've been trying to find the picture of that for a while. Shame I never saved it when I first saw it.

>> No.15137510 [DELETED] 

>>15137506
>inb4 you're one of those "reverse ntr is good" fags
A bit presumptuous, aren't we?

>> No.15137511

>>15137503
My nigga.

>> No.15137519 [DELETED] 

>>15137510
Given that it's been the #1 defense of NTR lately, he has good grounds for assuming that.

>> No.15137520 [DELETED] 

>>15137510
You can presume when an event is highly likely.

>> No.15137525

>>15137495
Dragon using her fire breath. Also when you eat it, it counts as an undirect kiss.

>> No.15137564 [DELETED] 

>>15137510
>Presumptuous
It's the kind of faggots this place has most. IThis has to be the thread with the most boogeymen in this entire website. They start bitching the moment they get suspicious about something even though nothing happens.

>> No.15137568

>>15137525
LEWD
E
W
D

>> No.15137573

>>15137504
>Wendigo taking you to her cave after getting lost in the mountains to cook you a steak exactly how you like you
I'd marry her on the spot.

>> No.15137586

>>15137573
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyatlov_Pass_incident
I want this but with monster girls, lewd and, well, no ded people.

>> No.15137600
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15137600

Hey I see you there tryna shit up the thread.

We're gonna talk about cute Liches and their nudist tendencies instead.

>> No.15137603 [DELETED] 

>>15137564
>I'm defending NTR again

>> No.15137607
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>>15137600
>no big Lich bubble butt to smack

>> No.15137611 [DELETED] 

>>15137603
I'm not defending NTR you idiot.

>> No.15137612 [DELETED] 

>>15137520
Not him, but I have literally never heard the term "reverse NTR" before today, or it being used as any defence in here. Granted, I don't visit the thread every day, but have been with /mgt/ for years.

It does sound like boogeymanning to me, at least.

>> No.15137619 [DELETED] 

>>15137612
>but I have literally never heard the term "reverse NTR" before today
You must be new as shit. It's brought up the most out of the fringe fetishes.

>> No.15137621
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15137621

Name some things that would be worse off with the inclusion of Monster Girls.

Take note, it has to be worse, if it's equal or better it doesn't count.

>> No.15137623

>>15137586
I was doing something based on this, but it all went to shit. I still might finish the story if I can work out how to unfuck it someday.

>> No.15137628

>>15137586
Spooky.

>> No.15137630

>>15137600
No need to wear clothes when heat isn't a concern for your body. There's nothing to be produced, and nothing to keep insulated.

But then again, clothes with some use to them beyond warmth would be useful. Imagine a robe with enchantments sewn into every thread, for the purposes of defence or augumentation.
Perhaps even something like the Hexer's robe. Some people post her here interchangeably with the lich, so it wouldn't be much of a stretch to imagine.

>> No.15137637

>>15137607
I know Anon... I know...

>> No.15137640

>>15137586
It wasn't the yeti, she's a nice girl!

>> No.15137642 [DELETED] 

>>15137619
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illusory_superiority

>He doesn't know the exact same niche topics I know, therefore is a newfag/dumb.

aka, why far more than half the population believes themselves to be of above average intelligence.

>> No.15137657

I wanna find a Genie girl and make my first wish that all Monster Girls have at least G cup breasts!
That all Muscle Monster Girls become Sumo Monster Girls!
And for her Freedom!

>> No.15137662 [DELETED] 

>>15137619
You're one triggered faggot you know that?

>> No.15137667 [DELETED] 

>>15137642
No, its just that if you had been around for as long as you claim, even if you don't visit every day, the odds of you never coming across the term is so low you;re more likely to just be lying.

>> No.15137668

>>15137621
Hotline Miami
Madness Combat
DEFCON
A Serbian Film
Mr. Roger's Neighborhood

>> No.15137674

>>15137657
>Wanting fucking walking orbs of obese flab and repugnant stench for monstergirls

>>>/d/

>> No.15137685

>>15137600
>>15137607
I need a Lich!

>> No.15137690
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15137690

>>15137657
>Sumo
I like chubby girls, but that shit's too much. Exit the premises with the feeding shit please.

>> No.15137691

>>15137674
You don't even know what you are doing now, go to bed.

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>>15137691
This is a sumo.

If you want a girl version of that, or find that appealing, then you've fucked off past thickfag city right into the wilds of /d/-tier obese fetishising.

>> No.15137704

>>15137699
Do you fap to that? Gay.

>> No.15137711

>>15137704
Can you just not read, or are you being retarded on purpose?

>> No.15137712

>>15137423
Anon please. don't do this to me. I'm depressed enough.

>> No.15137720

>>15137711
At least delete that pic, fag.

>> No.15137721

>>15137699
You're a paranoid retard trying to play backseat mod against everything you don't like who loves to point fingers at people.

>> No.15137725

>>15137657
>all Monster Girls
Alright anon, I officially don't like you at all. You aren't allowed to change my waifu to your whims.
Eat shit.

>> No.15137729

>>15137721
Listen, /d/ has a thread for landwhales. I know you're bitter because you got called out, but they'll gladly accept any talk of fat sumo women you want to discuss there. Okay?

>> No.15137734

>>15137729
You can't delete that pic, right? You are so stupid.

>> No.15137735

I want to drive a battle Ice Cream truck specially made for driving around neighborhoods that wurms live in.

>> No.15137740

>>15137729
I'm not the guy who wants the genie G cup shit though

>> No.15137742

>>15137734
He might not care, if it's that same super-salty MGS-anon from before. See >>15133625

He's rather see the thread burn than let others hurt his feels.

>> No.15137743

>Take a Kitsune around your age home
>She acts like a normal woman for her age
>Fuck her and cum inside her three times
>Wake up the next morning and she's wearing a loose yukata that she didn't have the night before, smoking a Japanese style pipe and has a cup of sake
>She also has extra tails
>"Ara, up for more?"

>> No.15137744

>>15137725
but think about it! No more breast envy!
We can focus on the true enemy! Short Hairfags!

>> No.15137745

>>15137734
What are you talking about? Why would you assume I can't delete the picture?

You should probably refresh the page before making baseless accusations.

>> No.15137746
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15137746

succubit

>> No.15137749

>>15137735
Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior with wurms.

>> No.15137751

>>15137621
Hitman
Postal
Manhunt
Human Centipede

>> No.15137752

>>15137744
No, I hate you. You want to ruin DFC and now I can never forgive you.

Please go and stay go.

>> No.15137753

>>15137743
More Soviet Fluffy Tails when?

>> No.15137755

>>15137743
>Loose yukuata

So... she reversed in age?

Damn you, secret sabbath agents!

>> No.15137756

>>15137745
Thanks fag.

>> No.15137760

>>15137743
>Ara Ara~, up for more?
I would get hard and probably go at it for a much longer time.
Christmas cakes>all

>> No.15137765

>>15137742
Nope, different guy. Looks like the other guy is threatening over something else.
I'm saying that "sumo" is quite possibly the worst descriptive noun you can apply to a monstergirl unless you're actually a raving fatfag.

>> No.15137766

>>15137746
Her tits are small.

>> No.15137770 [DELETED] 
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15137770

Here's some Jabberwock stuff.

http://pastebin.com/aTZi65dL

Fetishes include kissing, licking tentacles, coitus, office lady dragons and clothed sex in an office. Also romance and tenderness.

>> No.15137772

I want to marry a Dormouse rat queen!

>> No.15137786

>>15137770
>MonstergirlExaminer
>Same guy that did /y/ shit with the Cheshire
Fuck that noise, now run along to Cripplechan.

>> No.15137787

>>15137657
I want to be a Sumo Oni's boytoy!

>> No.15137790

>>15137770
You might wanna delete that image, it's NSFW

>> No.15137793

>>15137770
>Jabber Work: Monday
WEDNESDAY. You have to alliterate titles when it comes to days of the week. Everyone knows that.

Also, y'all going to get vacation'd.

>>15137786
>Haha, look, it's a moron from /y/.
>W-wait, what? How do I recognize a /y/ poster on sight by his name?
>Uhhh...

Pot, kettle, black.

>> No.15137796

Why isn't this place gone yet? Nothing good ever happens here anymore.

>> No.15137799

>>15137770
That was pretty neat stuff mate, I dug the subtle ways you brought out her nonsense wonderland traits like a sound shaped lie a heart.
Sexy too.

>> No.15137801

>>15137796
That's not true. Sometimes people post stuff from third parties that get attention for 30 minutes before someone gets mad at a post a day prior.

>> No.15137803

>>15137796
Defiant persistence. Even if God himself told people that if these threads were no longer posted, and that everyone in them would get their waifus, people would still post threads out of spite.
That's part of the reason we were banned from /a/.

>> No.15137804

>>15137793
No dude, a screencap was posted here a while back.

>> No.15137807

>>15137770
Have you posted in these threads at all? You don't seem acquainted with our customs.

>> No.15137808

>>15137796
What crawled up your ass, anon?

>> No.15137809

>>15137801
>before someone gets mad at a post a day prior.
Which outweighs pretty much any good/neutral thing that happens here, no matter how small. It's almost as if people enjoy shitposting over strawmen, baseless accusations and fighting each other than monstergirls

>> No.15137810

>>15137712
It's okay anon, maybe the Pale Lady's last thoughts will be of you.

>> No.15137812

>>15137807
Him posting here probably has to do with the discord shilling from earlier.

>> No.15137816

>>15137812
I'm not sure of the significance of that, does he frequent there?

>> No.15137819

>>15137816
This is the first time he's ever posted here IIRC.

>> No.15137823

>>15137812
Discord shilling?

>> No.15137825

>>15137770
My tanuki boss just saw this picture and she called me into the office. I think I'm getting a promotion!

>> No.15137831

>>15137819
Looking at the other stuff in his pastebin I can see why. Not to the thread's taste at all. He's definitely a good writer though, I'll give him that. Better than some who get their dicks sucked around here at least.

>> No.15137835

>>15137823
>>15135570

>> No.15137840
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15137840

How about those Centipedes?

>> No.15137844

>>15137831

Pretty much. Just thought I'd share it in case someone enjoyed it. Sorry about the NSFW picture, that's my bad.

>> No.15137845

>>15137810
That only kinda helps. I was upset the other day because I found her and Gwyndolin in the matter of an hour.

>> No.15137848

>>15137840
So long as they're stacked.

>> No.15137851

>>15137770
Where is this pic from? KC? I don't remember it

>> No.15137852

>>15137803
>Getting Waifus
>Still shitposting
I don't think that's true, the reason we post in here is because we don't have a monster pussy to dick, do you think people would still come here after having that?

If anything people would do it out of a twisted feel of camaraderie rather than defiance itself.

>> No.15137854

>>15137851
That's from one of the many MGE story books that will never ever be translated.

>> No.15137855

>>15137851

One of a stack of Jabberwock pictures by him, yeah. Got it from someone, don't know where else you could find it.

>> No.15137858
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15137858

VJ3WG-05DJZ-ZE6Y5

>> No.15137860

>>15137772
>You were hired to clear out the large mouse infestation out of the city's tunnel system
>But after the third ambush, you were overwhelmed and captured
>Brought back to their vast underground cavern that they've furnished into a rather clean and cozy home
>You're brought to a grand tent and shoved in front of a throne
>There is a sleeping dormouse there on a bed of pillows
>With a tiny silver crown tied to her head with a ribbon
>Wearing just a royal looking cloak
>The large mice ask the great prophet queen what to do with the intruder
>She mumbles something about cuddles
>"She has decided!"
>You're tied tighter so you can't escape and tossed onto the pile
>Get cuddled by the dormouse queen
Enjoy your new life anon.

>> No.15137863

>>15137858
Hey, don't post the despair code here.

>> No.15137865

>>15137600
>No bottom heavy, yandere Lich wearing an equally yandere Ittan cloak
Suffering

>> No.15137867

>>15137840
As long as they are busty i am okay with this.

>> No.15137868
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15137868

>>15137858
What does Caster have to do with that free whatever-thingamajig you posted?

>> No.15137872

>>15137858
What game was that?

>> No.15137875

>>15137825
>Anon thinks he's gonna get fired for having NSFW material on his computer
>Tanuki motions him over to her desk
>Reveals she actually has a pretty impressive collection of porn
>Normal doujins, impregnation, even the weirder shit like gender bender clone twin incest
>They spend the rest of the work day reading doujins together, enjoying the good ones, laughing at the bad ones, and claiming how the NTR ones are fucking bullshit
>At the end of the day Anon asks if he's not getting fired when
>To which the Tanuki informs him that of course he is, he shouldn't have had NSFW on his computer
>Of course, when one door closes another one opens, and she could use a personal assistant
Would you?

>> No.15137877

>>15137868
That shading under her tail is unfortunate

>> No.15137879

>>15137858
Thanks a lot anon. I love it

>> No.15137880

>>15137875
I would.

>> No.15137882

>>15137875
Damn straight I would. I mean, even without the monstergirl aspect, having a boss as cool as that would be an instant win. Her being a Danuki - a highly financially-minded, thoroughly competitive mamono with good business sense? Talk about being set for life.

>> No.15137885

>>15137607
>slapping that big pale ass
>"Kyaah."

>> No.15137891

>>15137860
I want to hold an asleep Dormouse queen over her throne and mimic her voice to demand tribute from her servants!

>> No.15137892

>>15137885
Lich's monotone cuteness can't be stopped! Lich is cute. Cute! CUTE!

>> No.15137898
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15137898

>> No.15137900

>>15137898
Sub-res needs to draw more sweater puppies.

>> No.15137902

>>15137891
Like a ventriloquism act?

>> No.15137906

>>15137900
Agreed.

>> No.15137911

>>15137902
But where do I put my hand so I can move her mouth?

>> No.15137912
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15137912

>>15137770
>First story with a Flow Kelp
>She's relegated to Not-The-Main-Girl status
Being a Flow Kelp is suffering how does a Business Lady Flow Kelp even work?

>> No.15137915

>>15137912
>"Please step into my office"
>She makes you swim 30 feet off the short
>...
>"You're probably wondering why I had you drag m-"
>She starts drifting off into the horizon

>> No.15137918

>>15137915
Hah. Pretty good.

>> No.15137921

>>15137915
And yet she still manages to secure all the deals for her department, what a hard worker

When the currents drift her back home we should throw her a thank you party

>> No.15137923

>>15137915
>her "officer furniture" is just a variety of floating water toys.

>> No.15137929

>>15137923
>"Please, take a seat."
>You spend half a minute trying to sit on drift wood

>> No.15137930
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15137930

There's this dorky guy in my russian class, short lots of acne ETC.

He always told this story about going to Russia for a shady internship-thing, then getting deported after accidentally overstaying his visa, and marrying the daughter of his host family.

I thought he was full of shit.

Then today I went to a Russian department event and there he was with his (amazingly gorgeous, roughly foot taller) russian wife. Then the Russian department head went over and reminisced with him about his wacky time over there.

He's a literal harem protagonist, what the fuck? Things like that aren't supposed to happen in real life.

>> No.15137934
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15137934

An unsightly beast.

>> No.15137938

>>15137930
>roughly foot taller russian wife
Well, i see he has won the game of life.

>TFW no foot taller slav kiki to watch over you.

>> No.15137940

>>15137892
Lich is the cutest monster girl!

>> No.15137948

>>15137902
>Loli Dormouse is sleeping on your couch
>She sleeps so much that you can't help youself
>In an act of childish creativity you hold her hands and make her do a silly dance
>All while trying to mimic her voice and saying:
>"Hi i am a Dormouse and i like to sleep a lot!"
>Then you start venting out on her
>"I like to sleep on the floor when Anon is using the vaccum cleaner and it's really hard on him to move my sleeping body to clean properly!"
>Then you outright rant on her, making her do a more angry dance
>"I never like to take baths and i always leave the coke out of the fridge!"
>At that moment you realize what you just did
>Silently you leave her on the couch, still asleep and naive about what just happened
>And leave, never to talk about it ever again.
that's like one of those thing you have to try at least once before you die.

>> No.15137965

>>15137948
I wouldn't want to live with that guilt.

>> No.15137977

>>15137948
I wonder what the progress is on that Dormouse thing that drawfag was working on.

>> No.15137987

>>15137948
She knew.

>> No.15137994
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15137994

Would you marry a dark elf version of van darkholme?

>> No.15137997

>>15137965
>Damn it onii-chan. How many times do I have to pretend sleep on your couch before you rape me?! Baka!

You should feel bad for making her wait.

>> No.15138028
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15138028

Don't fuck dolls.

>> No.15138032

>>15138028
why?

>> No.15138034

>>15138028
Too late.
It's a shame she wasn't a monstergirl though.

>> No.15138035

>>15138028
Can I cuddle them and give them head pats at least, cuddles are important in showing a doll that you love her?

>> No.15138039

>>15138028
You better have a good reason why.

>> No.15138046

>>15138032
>>15138039
porcelain probably doesn't feel good rubbing against your dick

>>15138035
Sure, but she might not know how to respond.

>> No.15138060

>>15138046
That's fine she can respond however she please, like nuzzling into my hand when I pat her cute head. She can also respond by relaxing into me as she enjoys the physical intimacy of having me hold her to my chest and having her head rest listening to my heartbeat.

>> No.15138069
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15138069

So does anybody have a download link for that "Hellhound Adventure" game of which there was a screenshot posted a few threads ago? I tried searching it up but found nothing.

I need me some NerdHound.

>> No.15138094

Uh, hello?

Yeah, so Mike's been missing for several days now, the last we heard he was heading towards this patch of forest with a lot of bugs. Don't know why, noone goes there anymore - too much stinging and buzzing. We haven't heard from him since, and this site was open on his computer, as well as a note. It didn't say much, just a bit of weird shit, maybe you'd be able to tell? I'll paste the contents in a new paragraph:

'Friends, the Swarm calls and I heed. May you, too, be blessed by the Swarm, that their buzzing fill your hearts with warmth. I go now to my Queen.'

That's all there was. Does that mean anything to you?

>> No.15138099

>>15138094
The fuck are you doing?

>> No.15138102

>>15138094
He alped into a bee, bro.

>> No.15138112

>>15138028
Don't tell me what to do!
>>15138046
Then buy an onahole and put it in her crotch.

>> No.15138115

>>15138094
>>>/w/iki

>> No.15138135

One big mofu or several smaller mofus?

>> No.15138143

>>15138135
Several smaller mofus that can fuse into one big mofu at will.

>> No.15138145
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15138145

Are there any stories of actual rape? I don't mean normal monster girl "rape" when its clear that guy likes it, but ones when he clearly is being forced against his will and is in distress

>> No.15138156

>>15138094
I'm sorry to tell you this but Mike has a severe case of bad taste.

You might never see him again because he might be Fucking bee pussy or worse performing erotic honey play on his waifu.

Pray that he finds the light someday.

>> No.15138163
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15138163

>>15138145
In It's Not The Fall That Kills You, the MC gets fucked through the floor.

>> No.15138166

>>15138145
it's not rape if you enjoy it though, most stories around here are not about rape but about MGs "aggressively" marrying people.

>> No.15138175

>>15138145
Little Ushi has the guy kindof raping a... well, you probably can guess what monster it is.

>> No.15138179

>>15138145
Go a few years back into this website's history with monstergirls, before their moefication, and you'll see a lot of that sort of stuff. Actual scary rape, where the victim is Reuther killed afterward, or forced to live a painful existence in a cave or something, and not the "lol fearboner but she cuddles afterwards" stuff you see more frequently now.

>> No.15138182

>>15138094
Fuck off.

>> No.15138186

>>15138163
Isn't that where the whole 'through the floor' thing came from?

>> No.15138190

>>15138179
Wait, there was a moefication?

Was KC some kind of degenerate back then or did people have another source for their monster girl shenanigans?

>> No.15138194

>>15138186
Yep

>> No.15138204

>>15138190
Sounds like he's talking about the MGQ setting.

>> No.15138207

>>15138179
And where can I find this? no snuff though

>> No.15138215

>>15138190
KC wasn't as central back then. Now he's more relevant, and will pretty much be bound to come up in conversation when you talk about monstergirls in general.

It's funny, but KC has definitely changed from way back. Someone I spoke to said it was like he's been corrupted by his own works like a person in the MGE world would be corrupted by a monstergirl. He's went from making a guide one could use to be warned of monstergirls in that world, to the lovey-dovey sex obsessed waifu compendium it is now.
If we were on TVTropes, you might even use the phrase "Flanderization".

>> No.15138220

>>15138215
>TVTropes
Evil sight if tabs and info

>> No.15138231

>>15137854
>>15137855
Where I can find more of those pics?

>> No.15138239

>>15138231
Buy the Official Books (TM).

Or, I dunno, try diving in the wiki. They've probably got thousands of images between all the fanart and OCDonutsteels and scans.

>> No.15138246

>>15138215
>>15138220
Go read the Kabaneri entry. Apparently they're using nuclear power.
This fucking website, man.

>> No.15138252

>>15138215
Aren't the old edgy profiles mistranslated? I remember succubi types were eating human souls and killing people

>>15138239
It's not on the wiki.

>> No.15138266

>>15138252
>It's not on the wiki.
Well, clearly you don't need any help if you've already checked all 2500 images that quickly.

>> No.15138274

>>15137930
Sounds like a legit dude. He must be charismatic, you should join his harem.

>> No.15138294

>>15138266
Well, it's not on jabber page. Where do you think it is? In someone's profile? Why?

>> No.15138297

>>15138294
>He thinks online projects made by random volunteers with extremely lax rules and regulations are going to be well-documented, tagged, and organized properly.

Never worked on a wiki article before, huh?

>> No.15138300

>>15138294
For fuck's sake newfriend, just go to a booru.

>> No.15138307

Wurms are lewd.

>> No.15138320
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15138320

>>15132949

>> No.15138322
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15138322

>>15138307
I dunno, anon. You never see Wurms ever wear sexy outfits like pic related.

>> No.15138325

>>15138320
LEWD

LEWD

WAY TOO LEWD

>> No.15138329

>>15138320
>that filename

CARLOS

>> No.15138330

>>15138322
This looks like Sailor Mars, but as a Shirohebi.

>> No.15138332
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15138332

>>15138320
>more big goat tits
Oh blessed be you wonderful man.

>> No.15138333
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15138333

>>15138307
Wurms are too dumb to be lewd. Lewdness isn't just having a nice body and riding husband through the floor. There's the attitude, the way you dress, the way you talk, walk, and act. Could you imagine a wurm trying to do pillow talk or wearing lingerie? None of it would make sense to her or she'd just see it as time spent not having you balls-deep in her.

>> No.15138339
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15138339

>>15138330
Black hair, hime-cut is a fairly common character trope in animoo/magna/LNs

>> No.15138340

>>15138320
You, you are my friend.

>> No.15138345

>>15138339
Also has Sailor Mars's color scheme.
So that might be it.

>> No.15138355

>>15138294
It was on the book's article page but got removed for NSFW. Needs censoring and re-uploaded.

>> No.15138365

>>15138333
>Could you imagine a wurm trying to do pillow talk or wearing lingerie?
Yes I can.
>Oh you dirty boy! You're gonna ge- OOOH SHINY!

>> No.15138368
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15138368

>>15138320
Hope she brought a straw

>> No.15138386

>>15138368
We need more art of girls using their boobs for things.

>> No.15138403
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15138403

>Haaahhhnn~? You think we'll just let you pass? You stupid or something?
>Yo ain't this that guy who stole auntie's thong and wore it over his head?
>I think it is!
>Are you that guy who stole auntie's thong and wore it over his head?

>> No.15138404
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15138404

>>15138365
Just think about it. Why would she buy clothes that are going to get taken off right away (for that matter, do wurms even wear clothes)? Why make innuendos and tease a guy when she can just carry him off and fuck him? And on top of that, subtlety isn't really going to be your strong suit when you're as big as a rhino with the strength to match.

>> No.15138411

>>15134957
>>15134964
Who is this lovely girl?

>> No.15138412

>>15138403
Yes, I want to marry your Auntie!

>> No.15138413

>>15138404
Wurms are playful creatures.

>> No.15138420 [DELETED] 
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15138420

>>15138403
That depends, is one of these your auntie?

>> No.15138421

>Some drawfag on /u/ drew a Living Armor
...huh. Neat.

>> No.15138425

>>15138420
>clearly showing large portions of areola

Watch out for janitors, friend.

>> No.15138426

>>15138420
One to the left sure looks like it.

>> No.15138427

>>15138403
Wh...Why would I do that?
Seriously?

I may as well strip down and run around while naked.

Do you want to see that?
DO YOU?

>> No.15138428

>>15138403
I don't care about some shriveled old fox.

>> No.15138429

>>15138421
>No image or post link.

I, too, like fishing for attention.

>> No.15138432

>>15138403
>Stole
Grils, she gave me these as 'souvenir'.

>> No.15138433

>>15138429
I figured it would be best to just point out its existence and nothing more, given how this thread tends to react to /u/.

But if you insist anon...
>>>/u/2030508

>> No.15138437
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15138437

>>15138432
She will expect you to pay back with interest.

>> No.15138439

>>15138433
Holy shit, that's some high quality art. I ain't even mad. Nice find.

>> No.15138443

>>15138439
>Nice find
It has been found once before several threads ago.

>> No.15138446
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15138446

>>15138433
Huh. Not bad at all. Good catch, anon.
>Polishing weapon and armor girls is the equivalent of an intimate massage or foreplay
I need this now.

>> No.15138453

>>15138404
Wurms are wonderful things

>> No.15138454
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15138454

Do we have any hybrids of different species of Monster? Like, Monet is a Harpy and Yuki-Onna in one.

>> No.15138466

>>15138454
I don't know but I'm going to mix an alice and a hobgoblin to get the ultimate oppai loli imotou

>> No.15138467

>>15138466
This is getting curiouser and curiouser!

>> No.15138479

>>15138453
Never said they weren't just don't expect a night of cuddling on the couch where she leans into you just a bit too much, pushing her breasts into your side, laying her head on your shoulder so you get a whif of her perfume, draping her arm over your lap so that when you get hard like she knows you will she can act shocked, then looking t you with a mischievous grin, stroking you completely hard, and then leaning up to whisper that you'll have to hold on until later. A wurm will just say she wants to have sex and jump on you. They're cute in their own way, but not lewd.

>> No.15138480
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15138480

Quoth the Raven Girl: "Nevermore."

>> No.15138486

>>15138175
She wanted it though.

>> No.15138490

>>15138320
Literally just fapped and this is the first picture I see.

>> No.15138493

>>15138403
Who the fuck are you two?

>> No.15138494

>>15138480
Perched and sat on the back of my head, perched and sat, then nothing more.

>> No.15138496

>>15138320
M-Ma'am you can't pay your tab that way...

>> No.15138498

>>15138433
Ehhh. The human girl is a little too...I dunno. Can't put my finger on it. Kills the picture for me.

>> No.15138501

>>15138493
Your new nieces.
They're not happy that you fucked their favorite aunt and sniffed her underwear.

>> No.15138504

>>15138480

But the Raven, sitting lonely with an ample bust, spoke only
That one word, as if her soul in that one word she did outpour.
Nothing farther then she uttered—not a feather then she fluttered—
Till I scarcely more than muttered “Other friends have flown before—
On the morrow she will leave me, as my Hopes have flown before.”
Then the Raven said “Nevermore.”

>> No.15138507
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15138507

>>15138437
Any time.

>> No.15138518

>>15138507
Good. Here's the plan.
Phase 1: Collect underpants
Phase 2: ???
Phase 3: Profit!

>> No.15138523

>>15138507
>???
>Not 'Breed profusely'
Those cranky nieces need some new cousins to play with, anon.

>> No.15138526

>>15138523
Damnit, meant for >>15138518

>> No.15138528

>>15138501
Well I don't remember having such disrespectful nieces. I'm going to bop them on the nose.

>> No.15138535
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15138535

>>15138528
>HAAAHHHNN? You wanna get slapped by nee-san?

>> No.15138544
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15138544

Even more Hellhonkers from that OniTengu guy.

>> No.15138546

>>15138535
I'm going to slap my balls on your nee-san!

>> No.15138548

>>15138535
But your nee-san isn't a brat like the two of you

>> No.15138550

>>15138548
>>15138546
Nee-san will protect her imoutos.

>> No.15138552

>>15138467
She'd be tiny, have huge breasts, and strength!
I'd pat her head like the world depended on it.

>> No.15138553

>>15138550
I'm gonna rape Nee-san, then her imoutos.

>> No.15138555

>>15138544
>Dat tail
I want to tossel her hair.

>> No.15138582

>>15138555
Oh, that reminds me. Any anons have any sketches they want to see cleaned up? Y'know, stuff like >>15138544 that suffers from uneven lighting, smudges, sutff in the background, odd colouration, etc?

Though fair warning, I might not have time to do it tonight, though I should have time tomorrow afternoon. I need some practice in photoshop since it's been a while since I last drew something. This is a good warmup to get back into the habit.

>> No.15138610
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15138610

Golly-gee, what is this my lusty eyes see!
A boy fast asleep, his turgid tallywacker mine to keep!
Now to his dick suck and to bless my luck!

>> No.15138615

>>15138610
What happens if you wake up?

>> No.15138620

>>15138615
Well what does a guy do if he wakes up to an Alp sucking him off, an Alple bottom hovering over his face?

>> No.15138623

>>15138620
Make her take responsibility.

>> No.15138633
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15138633

Another Succubus appears!

>> No.15138635

>>15138633
Come here! It's time for you head pat.

>> No.15138643

>>15138620
Pop the emergency potion I've got in my false tooth.
It's got humpty egg, manticore venom, and holst milk in it, lets see if she can drink all that!

>> No.15138662

>>15138620
Time for the milk!
Only alps I'll accept are pudgy ones with thick thighs, big bottoms, and soft middles.
Breasts can remain small until they hit stage three.
Nothing bigger than B

>> No.15138663
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15138663

MY ONEE-SAN CAN BEAT UP YOUR ONEE-SAN!!!

>> No.15138719

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please make sure to properly listen to your himedere, they are quite fragile in reality so having someone they have a crush on, not listen to them will cause trouble.

>> No.15138736

>>15138368
That lip thing is fucking adorable.

>> No.15138741
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15138741

>>15138663
Haaahhhn?

>> No.15138751

>>15138663
>>15138741
My onee-san can beat up both of your onee-sans COMBINED

>> No.15138754

>>15138751
You don't even have an onee-san!

>> No.15138759

>>15138741
Cumflate the musclebus!

>> No.15138766

>>15138663
My onee-san could beat up your onee-san, easily. That said, my OTHER onee-sans would be annoyed at her if she fell back into violent ways, so she'd probably just tie up your onee-san and leave her bound up in highly plain attire while nuns lecture her about modesty.

Then we'd get ice cream.

>> No.15138767

>>15138754
Nothing can beat the nothing we are all destined to return to

>> No.15138769

>>15138741
Why do delinquents squat?

>> No.15138778
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15138778

>>15138766
>Onee-san harem

That's some fine taste right there.

>> No.15138779
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15138779

>>15138719
I got a Lantern dere, does that count?

>> No.15138783
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15138783

>>15138769
To get swole!

>> No.15138787

>>15138783
>>15138778
>no story of a kid and his gang of thugdere, /fit/ nee-sans

>> No.15138800

>>15138787
Is he a meek little shota who they act uncharacteristically nice around and indirectly protect because he's one of the only boys who acts nice towards them?

>> No.15138805

>>15138779
Sure, why not?

>>15138783
I want my thugdere neesans to practice their paizuri on me so they can 'teach me when a girl is shit at this stuff.'

>> No.15138807

>>15138800
I dunno, I'm a complete hack so I shouldn't be involved in this.

>> No.15138823
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15138823

You guys want anything written?

>> No.15138872

>>15138823
Well I could use a brain, and my friends could use a heart and some courage. Could you give us those?

>> No.15138874

>>15138872
I look like a humbug to you?

>> No.15138880

>>15138874
You posted an Elf, of course I do.

>> No.15138889

>>15138823
I think that taking requests for writing is a bad idea
Just write whatever you want

Although letting others impose limits on your writing can be a good way to improve, so I'll give you a few

The story has to be written in 3rd person omniscient
The MC has to be a monster girl
You have to include at least one sad event (it can be something small or insignificant)

>> No.15138895

>>15138889
>The story has to be written in 3rd person omniscient
Joke's on you, that's what I always use!
>The MC has to be a monster girl
That sounds like it would be really, really gay.

>> No.15138904

>>15138895
It doesn't have to be porn. You don't have to talk about Anon's prehensile whale penis with megaliters of semen in his balls.

>> No.15138905

>>15138895
>That sounds like it would be really, really gay.
Fuck you, I'd want a story that talks about a Wurm's day at the beach and her misadventures.

>> No.15138906

>>15138895
>That sounds like it would be really, really gay.
Nobody said you had to write smut. That'd just be weird, reading a sex scene from the girl's perspective.

>> No.15138907

>>15138895
>MC is female
>lol, you gay bro?
Just because it’s the MC doesn't mean she has to be a self-insert.

>> No.15138912

>>15138889
>The MC has to be a monster girl
Why? It's shit

>> No.15138918

>>15138905
>Wurm's day at the beach
Dear diary, today I went to the beach. There were crabs at the beach but I couldn't find their weakpoints. That's because they were weak all over. And crunchy. Crabs don't taste very good.
Then I went in the sea and dived in the bottom (Anon said I sank because I can't swim but he's wrong because I'm just really fast at diving) and there were clams there, and they were gross and muddy and I swallowed a pearl.

>> No.15138922
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15138922

No poll this time /mgt/, sorry about that. Please expect the next one later next week though.

Goodnight /mgt/

>>15138800
>>15138787
Yes please.

>> No.15138929

>>15138922
She's lookin a bit thick there

>> No.15138930

>>15138922
What does she play? CKII?

>> No.15138933

>>15138922
Unf. Yes please.

>> No.15138937

>>15138922
That's one of the better faces you done, at least in my opinion
Those underboobs are godly too

That handheld looks like it should be falling, I'm not sure if it's a perspective thing or just it's placement tho

>> No.15138941

>>15138922
HUGE
HOLST
HEINIE

LIKE GOD DAMN THAT ASS IS FAT

>> No.15138944
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15138944

>>15138922
>Holst with a DS
I want to lay in her lap as we hunt dragons together.

>> No.15138949

>>15138922
getting better at faces, I like it

Are faces a particularly difficult part? It seems a lot of other artists have trouble with them. that and hands/feet.

>> No.15138951

>>15138912
>Why?
Because it forces the story to be focused on the monster girl herself and not just interactions with her

>it's shit
It can be shit and it can also be great, just like any stories it all comes down to execution
It's harder to write than a male MC so it's more prone to be shit, I can't say that you are wrong

>> No.15138963

>>15138787
>>15138800
>>15138805
>tfw everyone thinks you're a badass in charge of your gang of /fit/ thugdere onee-sans
>tfw it's just supposed to be date night

>> No.15138991

>>15138433
You kidding me? That shit isn't even new.

>> No.15138997
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15138997

Character design finally done :>

>> No.15138999

>>15138997
>Catboy
>boy
DELETE

>> No.15139007

>>15138999
I support lore diversity

>> No.15139008 [SPOILER] 
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15139008

I don't even know what to make of this....

>> No.15139011

>>15139007
Hey I'm a fucking deviant too but this is not the place for spiky cat dicks.

>> No.15139012

>>15138997

Need pointy ears on the one on the far right.
Delete catboi.

>> No.15139013

>>15138999
Next you're going to say you don't even support yuri couples or submissive hellhounds.

>> No.15139016

>>15139013
I don't support either of those, that's right.
Well maybe yuri is okay in other places, but certainly not here. This is a wholesome Christian thread

>> No.15139019

>>15139008
Remove nose and you get an 'a'. Remember the rule, "if it has a snout, get the fuck out.'

>> No.15139020

>>15139008
It's just a fox that needs to brush up on her transformation magic.

>> No.15139021

>>15139016
>wholesome
Next thing you'll tell me is that we are not in favor of premarital sex.

>> No.15139025

>>15139021
Of course not. Which is why Unicorn is best girl.

>> No.15139028

>>15139021
Of course we're not.
Sex constitutes marriage, like the traditional kitsune contract of making him cum three times.

>> No.15139034
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>>15139020
Crabman's foxes have pointy little noses. For whatever reason.

>> No.15139036
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15139036

How well do you think humans would do with learning magic concepts when the MGs finally get here?

>> No.15139037

>>15139036
It's a long process.

>> No.15139041

>>15139011
Asui Tsuyu is a frog girl doesnt mean she has a frog's reproductive system

>> No.15139043
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>>15139036
Apprentice yourself to a Lich and you'll be raising skeletons just like the pros!

>> No.15139044

>>15139036
It's magic, ain't gotta explain shit.
>>15139041
Tsuyu can puke out her stomach, who's to say she doesn't lay eggs?

>> No.15139046

>>15139036
World goes to war over resources being irrelevant thanks to magic, no one bothers to even try after the first attempt nearly destroys everyone, faceless boys and faceless old men appear everywhere to propagate their kin and everyone is weak to literal mind blowing sex orgies.

>> No.15139047

>>15139034
That has a snout and fur. It's furry.
If you want to make some Japanese exceptionalism distinction, it's kemono art. [TL note: kemono is Japanese for "furry"]

>> No.15139053

>>15139044
Isn't her family all of them frog like?

>> No.15139060

>>15139043
To life, to life I'll bring them
With just one small injection, LIKE THIS!

>> No.15139061
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15139061

>>15139020
>>15139034

>> No.15139072

>>15139061
>full body fur
>button nose
Ayyyyy

>> No.15139073

>>15139061
>Swimsuit loli kitsune who can transform into a busty bombshell using her tails at will.
Nice. Haven't read any chapters with her, but she seems alright.

>> No.15139084

>>15138997
>>15139007
Get the fuck out

>> No.15139098

>>15138997
Character designs for what?

>> No.15139099

>>15139098
Monsterboy Island.

>> No.15139102

>>15138997
And you didn't even delete it. What a fucking faggot.

>> No.15139104

>>15139098
some manga contest being hosted in my uni

>> No.15139120

>>15139072
I still would. She's still far more human than animal.

>> No.15139164
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15139164

...you want some?

>> No.15139167

>>15139164
N-no, thank you.

>> No.15139169

>>15139120
Just like most of bipedal furries

>> No.15139171

>>15139169
Not him, but most furries don't look like that. If they did I would probably fuck them.

>> No.15139174

>>15139164
No thanks, I'm vegetarian.

>> No.15139184

Been drinking

Just want to remind everyone here they're love by me

No Alp

>> No.15139185

>>15139164
I'm fine. I'll just go and get My own food.

>> No.15139186

>>15139164
Sure, I can cook it for you if you want.

>> No.15139187
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>>15139184
Want seconds?

>> No.15139189

>>15139171
It's a broad label with a lot of appearances. As someone who faps to furry and sees massive overlap with kemonomimi and monster girl, I have to accept the definitions as set by this community.
Doesn't matter if they're Western toon furries, or the smaller more animalistic digitigrade pudgeballs common to the artists of circle Mayoineko, or the much more human-like furries of Sao Satoru and crabman.

The threshold for getting sperged out of this thread is body fur and a less human face.

>> No.15139191

>>15139164
You do mean to cook that first, right?

>> No.15139199

>Be Zipanguese teenager
>On my way to the school temple
>If I'm late Ryu-sensei will scold me again
>Running with a piece of toast in my mouth when some floating cloth blinds me
>Try to remove it but it sticks onto me
>It slowly forms into a woman
>It's an Ittan-momen
>Proceed to get raped for the first time, losing my virginity, purity and dignity all at once
>One hour and 7 ejaculations later she finally releases me
>Enter the fœtal position and start crying
>She becomes flustered and tries to comfort me by rubbing my back
>It doesn't help, I'm too broken from having been just raped by a complete stranger
>She suddenly speaks her first word "Sorry."
>Turn around to see that her cold rapist expression from earlier has turned into a warm expression of empathy
>She looks even sadder than me, if she could, she would be crying too
>Realize that laying there in despair won't lead me anywhere
>She probably didn't mean any harm when she assaulted me, I'll give her a chance
>Ask her to take responsibility
>She nods in confusion, she didn't understand what I meant
>Ask her to stay with me and make up for the pain she afflicted to me
>Her expression softens up and she immediately accepts
>Slowly stand up on my shaking legs
>She dusts me off and cleans the semen and all her juices which stained my clothes
>After meditating for a bit and taking a large breath I reluctantly stick out my hand for her to hold
>She looks at it for a moment before wrapping her end to my wrist
>I just want to go home and cry on my bed, but I have to be merciful and show kindness just like Ryu-sensei taught me
>Muster the strenght to ask for her name
>She doesn't have one, the poor girl most likely never even had a discussion in her life
>Decide to name her Aoi, her eyes sparkles when I tell her her new name
>Spend the rest of the day walking around and talking with her
>She is strange, unexpressive and doesn't understand the world too well but deep inside she's a good person
>All she wanted was some love and rape was her only way to ask for it
>I might have lost my virginity today, but I gained a soulmate

I just wanted to write a cute scene where an Ittan-momen ties herself to her husband, I don't know how it turned out like this

>> No.15139205

>>15139199
What a cute greentext for a cumrag.

>> No.15139210

>>15139199
Cute, not a huge fan of Ittan-Momen but that wasn't bad.

>> No.15139222
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15139222

So is anyone going to write that "dude summons demon, get's tender-loving-femdommed" thingy?

>> No.15139244

>>15139187
>tfw no fit blue oni to go drinking with

>> No.15139246

>>15139222
Why? There's a million of those already. It's like asking if somebody has a pressing need to write about an elf getting raped.

>> No.15139248

>>15139246
O-okay.

>> No.15139252
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>>15139222
No.

>> No.15139258

>>15139252
Kneesocks best demon.

>> No.15139261

>>15139246
>There's a million of those already
You sure about that?

>> No.15139269

>>15139261
Yes. There's 4 hentai anime alone with that basic plot.

>> No.15139271

>>15139246
God, I HATE elves.

>> No.15139275

>>15139271
Take a hike dwarf. No monsterboys allowed.

>> No.15139277

>>15139271
I hate nipon version of elves.

>> No.15139289
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>>15139271
Pleb.

>> No.15139292

>>15139277
You mean the version that gets raped 24/7?
Why? It's the only good type of elves

>> No.15139294

>>15139289
I've yet to meet an elf that didn't gush when she got hit across the face with a huge dildo.

>> No.15139296

>>15139292
Nice shit taste you have there.

>> No.15139308

>>15139036
The true nature of human futility is discovered as human mages struggle with being able to believe in the essence of the phenomenons they conjure.

>> No.15139309

>>15139296
Do you unironically like "hurr durr we are superior beings and we look at everyone like shit" western elves?
Wow, talking about shit taste

>> No.15139312

>>15139309
>If you don't like one extreme you like the other

>> No.15139317

>>15139309
Fuck dude. Why are you full rapebait or full thundercunt? Where is your moderation?

>>15139312
Fucking this.

>> No.15139323

>>15139312
Best elf is one with a japanese body for dem soft curves and the attitude of an old fairytale domestic elf. The perfect housewife.

>> No.15139329

orz
Accidentally clicked away while hitting backspace during a long greentext I was about to submit.
That's the last time I write in the reply box.

>> No.15139333

>>15139329
>Not writing in word and then copypasting over
It is a powerfully painful lesson isn't it? I used to accidentally hit escape and do the same thing.

>> No.15139355
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15139355

I really like the way this guy draws tits

>> No.15139357

>>15139355
>Kobold & Hellhound
Two canines from the opposite ends of the spectrum... together, they fight crime.

>> No.15139362

>>15139355
>Smug Hellhound trying to corrupt a pure innocent Kobold
Put her in a cage!

>> No.15139363

>>15139329
I did that once. Never again.

>> No.15139369

There should be a place where men share their monster related conquests

>> No.15139372

>>15139369
We call it "The Tabern".

>> No.15139376

>>15139372
You all meet in a tavern.

>> No.15139383

>>15139362
What if the pure innocent Kobold is corrupting the smug Hellhound?

>> No.15139392

>>15139383
That would be an interesting turn of events I want to see that
And the Kobold would deserve a bone for her good deed

>> No.15139412

>>15139383
Someone stop that Kobold!

>> No.15139427

>>15139412
Why? She's just teaching that Hellhound some manners

Would you rather a Hellhound ask for consent and then gently rape you?
Or just have her violently rape you straight up?

>> No.15139428

>>15139427
Consent then Violently rape?

>> No.15139434
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15139434

Father, what am I?

>> No.15139433

>>15139428
Looks like we have a deal

>> No.15139439

>>15139427
Violently

>> No.15139446

>>15139434
A Yetitsune.

>> No.15139462

>>15139434
God knows what

>> No.15139481

>>15139369
That's an interesting concept

>A group of men gathering to boast about their achievements
>They all do bold things to impress the others
>For each member that enters the group, one is husbando'd after he attempted to do something crazy
>Farewell Timmy, may your Wurm wife take good care of you

>> No.15139493

>>15139481
Would the Husbando club be raided by the wife club?

>> No.15139496

>>15139493
Yes, if the hubbies stay out after curfew.

>> No.15139518

>>15139355
That Hellhound looks awfully smug, it's like she's challenging a guy to fuck the poor innocent kobold to prove his worth.

>> No.15139527

>>15139481
>Farewell Timmy, may your Wurm wife take good care of you
that sounds like one hell of a story

>> No.15139534

>>15139527
A Boy and His Wurm.

>> No.15139558

So I've really been getting into Kamen Rider lately and it got me thinking, is there any Kamen Rider monster girls considering they're insect themed any all?

>> No.15139565

>>15139558
Verdant Blade, the silence wreathed protector of forest shotas.

>> No.15139619

>>15139558
the closest thing i can think of is that Beetle soldier girl.

>> No.15139692

>>15138922
It's okay, oh man that's one fantastic holst. Glad she picked up gaming.
>holst underboob
All it needs is nip peek/slip and leaking milk

>> No.15139745
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>> No.15139756

>>15139745
I wish i had a Gazer to mercilessly bully into a loving relationship with me.

>> No.15139791

>>15139745
>No monster girl to mutually masturbate for each other with
I'd also settle for having a friendly cam chat with a Wurm and her forgetting it was switched on when she went to get changed into her pyjamas.

>> No.15139805

>>15139745
Why are gazers so creepy looking?

>> No.15139808

>>15138411
Just an original drawn by http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=1462076 sadly.

>> No.15139813
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15139813

>>15139805
You say creepy, I say cute.

>> No.15139825

>>15139813
She looks like a yandere stalker in that previous gif though

>> No.15139833

>>15139825
>>15139825
I like yandere a lot, but I don't feel anything with gazer.

>> No.15139834

>>15139825
Don't worry anon, those sharp teeth only make blowjobs feel better than usual.

>> No.15139863

>>15138433
The human looks wierd as fuck, and apart from that
>yurishit

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>> No.15139902

>>15138582
I wouldn't mind seeing you test your skills out on the hellhound picture you linked to.

>> No.15139905

>>15138922
>that underboob
Hnnngh

>> No.15139917
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15139917

>>15139355
>>15139902

Ha ha! Jokes on you. First image I saw after waking up with the linked one, so I was already working on that when you asked.

I think I went a bit too tough on the greys, but it was a quick-and-dirty job and the smudging was a bit excessive in the sketch.

>> No.15139919

>>15139917
Goddamn, that looks nice.

>> No.15139920

>>15139884
>tfw no lewd succubus maid to embarrass and dress in prim maid outfits
Is there no hope?

>> No.15139921

>>15139917
>>15139919
Jesus Christ, that quadrupled the file size. Give me a minute to try and save one of a more reasonable size. Don't save that one.

>> No.15139923

>>15139355
>he didn't do an oppai Kobold
Fug

>> No.15139924

>>15139923
Kobolds are good as they are, Anon, why do you want to ruin a Kobold by giving her bigger tits?

>> No.15139925

>>15139921
Go for it.

>> No.15139927

>>15139924
Because Kobolds have different bodytypes.

>> No.15139929
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15139929

>>15139355
>>15139917
>>15139919
>>15139921

There we go. Much better. Back to the original size, and no side-by-side difference between the PNG and the jpeg.

>> No.15139930

>>15139929
That's the ticket.

>> No.15139934

>>15139355
What's this guy's Twitter again?

>> No.15139936

>>15139929
>>15139930
I'm a bit sad I wiped out some of the grey shading. But when it comes this sort of work, the time it takes to get done increases exponentially with the more discrimination you use. Though I did learn a lot so I can do the next one faster and likely better looking.

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>>15139934
https://twitter.com/OniTengu0
>>15139936
I can appreciate the fact that it looks like it was ran through a scanner, when in reality it was just good editing skills.

>> No.15139949

>>15139942
Got an appointment with someone this afternoon. But I'll probably give this (any others linked to my post right here) a cleanup attempt when I get back.

>> No.15139952

>>15139949
Bless you.

>> No.15139973
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15139973

nerds

>> No.15139974

Uh-Oh! Your Monster Girl Daughter has developed C.U.P
Chronic Upsies Precondition!
You now need to give Daughter Upsies every time you want her to do something!
How do you react

>> No.15139975

>>15139973
You're a nerd!

>> No.15139977

>>15139973
Wanna go with me to the movies? There's a great nerd-flick in the theaters that we're not allowed to talk about in this thread.
>>15139974
I bop her on the head.

>> No.15139979

>>15139974
Teach her that there's more to the world than just upsies
Like piggyback rides

>> No.15139980

>>15139974
If she has wings, she can do it by herself.

>> No.15139981

>>15139974
Pick her up and start shaking her.

>> No.15139982

>>15139974
But my daughteru is a grown woman, what madness is this?

>> No.15139985

>>15139981
No no no, don't shake the baby.

>> No.15139986

>>15139973
Nice nerd eyebrows
>>15139974
Grab her by the feet

>> No.15139987
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>>15139974
Give her a pogo stick.
If she wants upsies all the time she has to learn to become self sufficient.

>> No.15139989

>>15139985
Ready Ike? Kick the baby!

>> No.15139993
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>>15139986
>Grab her by the feet

Uhhh...

>> No.15139995

>>15139974
Seeing as I have a broken hand at the moment, I'll have to improvise.

>> No.15140012

>>15139993
I grab her by the tail

>> No.15140023

>>15140012
Congratulations, your daughter is now confused as to why the tip of her tail feels weird when touched

>> No.15140025

>>15140023
Don't make me yank on it

>> No.15140029

>>15140025
Relax, Anon
I'm just yanking your tail here

>> No.15140030

>>15140023
That's when you have to teach her about the birds and bees. Can't have her feeling awkward over something like that.

>> No.15140033

>>15140029
CHARON NO

>> No.15140038

>>15140033
What if I laugh at all of Charon's puns on my way to Hades? Will she rape me then?

>> No.15140042

>>15140038
She'll chain you to an oar and make you row her ferry for all eternity while listening to her puns.

>> No.15140051

>>15140042
>She'll chain you to an oar and make you row her ferry
But that's her job! Since when was Charon a slacker?

>> No.15140053
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>>15140051
Since always.

>> No.15140076

I want to join the gaming club at MGC High and snuggle with the loser monster girls!

>> No.15140082

>>15140076
Loser

>> No.15140083

>>15140076
Loser

>> No.15140085

>>15140038
>Anon gets called to Hades' office
>"Please, take a seat."
>Takes a seat
>Hades looks at him dead in the eyes and takes a sip from his ash smelling mug
>"Coffee?"
>Anon shakes his head
>"Yeah, that machines been broken for eternity anyhow."
>Then what are you drink-
>"You're probably wondering why you're here, Anonymous. So I'll cut to the chase."
>"You laughed at her puns, didn't you?"
>Anon fidgests
>"Anon. I know you're new here and all. But you don't-ugh."
>"We've been... getting some complaints lately. About Charon. And it seems her puns have been... ramping up lately."
>"Ever since you were brought here."
>Hades I-
>"Just call me D."
>"Uh, D, I can explai-
>"Anon- ugh. I'm... I'm going to have to write you in for the intensive torture. I just- We can't- t-there's rules, Anon."
>D, come on
>"Hey hey hey, I'm sorry. I don't want to- okay, maybe I kind of do- but we can't just let you off for altering the natural order."
>Bu-
>"I'm sorry, man. I can't just- I mean, that's just how things are here, you know? Jus- I don't- I mean, you brought this upon yourself, man."
>But I didn't know!
>"I know, I know. We should probably put a sign or something but that'll mess with her self esteem and she's already gloomy as is."
>Is it... Is it going to hurt?
>"You're damn right it's going to hurt."
>"Ugh...Look, if it makes you feel any better; I'll-I'll lower the rent on your apartment. That's on me."
>"But I'm sorry, man. you can't- you just don't do that, man."
>"Talk to the Hellhound at the front. She'll give you directions."

>> No.15140092

>>15140082
>>15140083
Call me what you wish, I have ladies!

>> No.15140093

If monstergirls exist I woukd be the sluttiest cam whore on the internet. I would read aloud books while near naked, occasionally ranting about monstergirls objectifying men. Make a living off of desperate nerds giving me donations. That would be a great life. I really envy camwhores

>> No.15140096

>>15140092
Fat smelly NEET monster girls are hardly ladies

>> No.15140100

>>15140093
That'd probably be the easiest way of income too
Until you get one of those that has been watching you cam since the very first time and has been totally not stalking you in any way shape or form

>> No.15140104

>>15140093
You know at least one of them would try to get into your house and rape you right?

>> No.15140105

>>15140096
They are soft and cuddly!
I'm going to pat their big rears and get a good feeling of their large rears!

>> No.15140109

>>15140100
>>15140104
As if that's going to happen. Those nerds dont even know my real name or my address!

>> No.15140110

>>15140109
That's what you think

>> No.15140111

>>15140105
They smell and are awkward. They don't know how to treat a boy.

>> No.15140112

>>15140110
Its not like I'm the only male who gives them attention! Its not like they fantasize about ravishing me senseless everyday setting up an idol shrine of me! Geez they have lives too!

>> No.15140117

>>15140109
Until an Ookukade pays her monoeye friend to dox you.

>> No.15140122

>>15140111
Then I can teach them.
And they smell lovely.

Although I will enjoy them trying to get a close to me as they can on the couch.

They'd start far away but then they'd get squeeze in tight to me until theres a mono eye pressing against my left, a chubby omukade on my left, and a portly alp in my lap.

>> No.15140141

>>15140117
What is she gonna do? Rape me?

>> No.15140144

>>15140141
... Yes?

>> No.15140146

>>15140122
>alp

Ruined it. Stop trying to force your tranny fetish.

>> No.15140153

>>15140146
They're nerds, although you are right about the need for diversity.

Perhaps a bottom heavy crow tengu would be great, or an anubis with huge dork glasses.

>> No.15140161
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>>15140146
There is literally nothing wrong with an Alp.

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>>15140161
Nibble on thighs and kiss tummy?

>> No.15140177

No.

>> No.15140183

>>15140177
Would you do it on a quilt on a meadow?

>> No.15140193
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Automatons when?

>> No.15140227

>Your Cheshire imouto will never mentally condition you while you sleep to become uncontrollably horny whenever she says certain key phrases
>She'll never use it to get you to fuck her in potentially embarrassing situations
>She'll never screw up one day and end up making herself a legend on her first day of college due to you fucking her in the ass right there in the dorm hallway while all the other freshmen were moving in as well

>> No.15140239

>>15140227
What a lovely imouto.

>> No.15140246

>>15139329
Orz?
*Happy Camper*? Are you here to *play*?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEEES8BeNCg

Why did you remind me of the most terrifying "race" in SC 2

>> No.15140248

>>15136405
Google image search only brings up fucking Know Your Meme, anyone have a title for this one? All I got is that it's Pokemon

>> No.15140249

>>15140227
Fat cat ass?

>> No.15140256

>>15140193
>exhentai
>search filters: english, cynthia
>12 results found


God damn, I'd rant about spoonfeeding, but I feel sorry for anyone so bad at finding doujins.

>> No.15140260

>>15140246
orz is an emoticon. Imagine it being the head, arms, and legs of a person.

God why are these remixes so good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6W_fzCW0L84
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6uPw35j-Ok

>> No.15140262

>>15140256
My bad, meant for >>15140248

>> No.15140275

>>15140260
Yeah i'm aware of it. Their entire "race" is essentially an illusion to allow others to comprehend what they see.

The Orz is simply an eldrith being being trying to move itself into 'heavy space' aka where humans live. The worst part its doing its hardest to try and "sniff" the humans, allowing it to wipe humanity out. If it wasnt for the Arliou to 'hide' humans, they would have wiped out humanity.

SC2 has both a good story and a good OST + remixes.

>> No.15140286

>>15140256
>>15140262
I didn't even think about trying tags, fuck. I've had like 2 hours of sleep and had an ichthyology exam this morning so I'm braindead. I found it, sorry.

>> No.15140288
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>>15140246
>Your weirdo shut-in neighbor suddenly starts screaming for hours on end
>Bloody handprints on his window
>You go to tell him to shut it
>A cute and bubbly Sahuagin opens the door
>She doesn't seem to speak your language very well
>Babbles some nonsense when you ask about the blood on the walls
>The weirdo doesn't seem to live there anymore
>The Sahuagin seems cool tho
>She seems like she's flirting with you every time you meet, but with the language thing you can't tell for sure
How hard or softly would you?

>> No.15140291

>>15140288
Let me summarize the aggregate of future responses:

>Moved in with another guy
OMG UsedGoods 3DPD donotwant
>Murdered guy
Y-y-yandere m-m-oe~

>> No.15140293

>>15140249
The fattest of feline fannies.

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>>15140249

>> No.15140303
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15140303

Say "aaahhnn~"

>> No.15140307

>>15140303
I HATE elves

>> No.15140310

>>15140307
But she's a kunoichi.

>> No.15140311

>>15140303
That looks delicious Did you make that yourself?

>> No.15140312

>>15140303
You forgot to say please mam, don't be silly.

>> No.15140315
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>>15140310
I do not trust knife-ears.

>> No.15140327

>>15140315
All monstergirls are knife-ears.

>> No.15140330

>>15140315
I want to hug a pear-shaped Elf's hips from behind when I come back from work and then deposit my love inside them after dinner.

>> No.15140331
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15140331

Spooky sexy spiders!

>> No.15140332

>>15140303
You can't make me!

>> No.15140334

>>15140288
Kindly avoid her and perhaps skip town at some point.

>> No.15140336

>>15140331
Now this is more my jam

>> No.15140340

>>15140315
Then it must be hard to like a lot of monster girls, since they often have knife ears as well. Plus elf girls can be trustworthy too, for me I find that elf girls around me are actually trustworthy and seem to enjoy hanging out with me to watch shows or play video games with me.

>> No.15140345

>>15140334
Why would you do that, anon? She just wants to get to know you better. You're just so mysterious and it intrigues her...

>> No.15140352

>>15140288
She seems heavily suspicious, I'm going to have to invite her for several outing to restaurants and such to see what she is like. if all goes well we can then start dating I just have to know I can trust her for trust in a relationship is very important for me.

>> No.15140394

>>15140331
>>15140336
I want to kiss a spider-girl's legs but I'm worried the coarse hairs will hurt.

>> No.15140399

>>15140345
>you're just so mysterious

She'll be disappointed once she finds out how boring and ordinary I am.

>> No.15140404

>>15140331
Knowing my luck, if monstergirls became real I'd only ever have Arachnes after me. They wouldn't be so bad but do they really have to have a spider's souless eyes?

>> No.15140410
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>>15140404
I love spiders.

>> No.15140412

>>15138922
Fucking nice, always love new Holstaur art.

>> No.15140413

>>15140291
This. The thread is genuinely retarded on certain issues.

>> No.15140415

>>15138922
This is the best art you've done so far, although i might be biased because Holsts are great.

>> No.15140423

>>15140413
What's wrong with loving yandere girls?
Protip: She's an abomination from beyond the veil of reality and ripped the neighbor to shreds and took his place when his occult bullshit revealed him to her.

>> No.15140424

>>15140404
This. Even if monster girls were real, the existence of arachne would just turn me into a paranoid survivalist who stocks up on bug spray and lighters. Any spider that gets near me is getting charred. Hell, I'd have hand grenades strapped to me at all times just in case one captured me. If I can just pull one pin with my teeth, I can allahu akbar our of their web.

>> No.15140441

http://store.steampowered.com/app/353330/?snr=1_614_615_animesale_gridsale

Monoeye VN from the Teaching Feeling guy is only $3.50 on Steam.

>> No.15140444

>>15140441
>Teaching Feeling
Is that a thing yet or not?

>> No.15140459

>>15140444
what?

>> No.15140463

>>15140459
Last I heard it wasn't finished. Is it now?

>> No.15140466

>>15140441
Anon that was his first game.

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>>15140301
I prefer my FAT CAT ASS chocolate flavored.

>> No.15140468

>>15140424
Well, don't forget to loosen the pins beforehand, you edgy fuck.

>> No.15140470

>>15140441
>VNs
>Steam

>> No.15140471

>>15140441
>current year
>still buying media that you can pirate for free
Good boi

>> No.15140476

>>15140471
>Not supporting people who make content you like

>> No.15140477

>>15140441
This guy really has a thing for girls with injuries.

>> No.15140479

>>15140471
>being a gainfully employed adult
>pirating trifles
Anon pls.

>> No.15140481

>>15140424
But she just wants to tease you.

>> No.15140483
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>>15140477
What's wrong with a few battle scars?

>> No.15140492

>>15140477
You don't?

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>>15140483
Nothing! They just need love just like any other monster girl.

>> No.15140494

>>15140476
>>15140479
Buying censored shit

>> No.15140497

>>15140494
It's not censored, the visual novel was always all ages in this case.

>> No.15140500

>>15140494
there isn't anything to censor, I think.

>> No.15140501

I want to put fake cat ears on a Hellhound

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>>15140477
>not wanting to heal a scarred war hero Jinko with tender loving and kisses
>not holding her tight at night when she has a flashback dream
>not making her into the perfect mother for your seven daughterus

STEP. YOUR. FUCKING. GAME. UP. SENPAI.

>> No.15140503

>>15140468
>>15140481
Look, I don't mean to be an edgelord, I'm just terrified of spiders. My options for capture are either explosives or my brain shutting down because it can't handle the stress.

>> No.15140505

>>15140483
I want my monster girl waifu to come back from the war wrong, as if she'd never left.
I want to have to do my best to hold my waifu down during a lightning storm and assure her that those weren't mortar shells.
I want to wake up to my waifu choking me and calling me racial slurs for the Zipanguese.
I want to see my waifu's face when I take our children and leave, telling her that the waifu I loved never came home and that she could come visit when I could recognize her.
I want my waifu to cry alone with no comfort!

>> No.15140506

I want an older Arachne to love me despite the fact I have severe arachnaphobia! I want gentle loving femdom with her!

>> No.15140508

>>15140501
Would you try to make her go 'wan-nyan'?

>> No.15140510

>>15140497
>>15140500
I'm not talking about this one in particular, but what happens in general.

Just don't buy VNs on Steam for fucks sake.

>> No.15140515

>>15140503
>my brain shutting down because it can't handle the stress
Aww, anon! You're saying you would mindbreak from the first kiss? You really know how to flatter a girl...

>> No.15140519

>>15140505
I hope you and your family dies in a grease fire.

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>>15139481
>"...there's only that Ushi-oni from that firm..."
>"Doesn't he know what happens when you only order beer at this place?"

>> No.15140523

>>15140503
I don't get you, Anon. I have terrible Arachnophobia but spider-girls don't bother me in the slightest.

I wonder if guys with a fear of dogs would be afraid of Kobolds.

>> No.15140528

>>15140423
Are you seriously implying that makes everything ok?
Because if anything it makes it worse.

>> No.15140533

>>15140523
>afraid of Kobolds
>gets seated next to a Labrador Kobold in school
>he starts crying
>she starts crying

>> No.15140534

>>15140521
Rip

>> No.15140535

>>15140521
That's a comfy looking bar.

>> No.15140538

>>15140510
Lots of them have content patches that add the lewd stuff back in. If porn is all you care about, why even bother.

>> No.15140539

>>15140503
I want spiders too, but I love arachnes. She just wants to do nice things to you.

>> No.15140540

>>15140523
Not him, but I generally kill spiders on sight and am horrified by their very existence. A spider with the upper body of a woman might not be as terrifying to me as the real thing, but I'm willing to bet I'd take poorly to the things.

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>>15140345
No thank you. I'll just start working at that one fallen down shrine. Apperantly there was a job add up there for years. I wonder if the owner still lives there.

>> No.15140547

>>15140538
>If porn is all you care about, why even bother
That's not the point..

>> No.15140548

>>15140510
>Just don't buy VNs on Steam for fucks sake.
It's fine on a game by game basis. Get ones with no censorship when they're on sale and get the ones that aren't censored from elsewhere.

Nothing wrong with it unless you're brain damaged and only see things in black and white.

>> No.15140549

>>15140540
Would you still kill them on sight? You see a loli arachne walking home from school with her loli Holst friend and you just bash her head in with a baseball bat?

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>>15140528
Abominations are love. I want more of them to become aware of our reality. Maybe I should start a rare book store to disseminate the sort of forbidden tomes that cause this sort of incidents.

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>>15140508
I would make her do this.

>>15140533
That's cute.

>> No.15140556

>>15140523
I've got a small fear of dogs, and I'd love a protective tomboy Wolfu. Monsters would be able to talk and be reasoned with, you have no idea what's going through a dog's mind as it runs at you barking.

>> No.15140557

>>15140547
It literally is.

>> No.15140560

>>15140521
>inb4 a group of drunk monstergirls breaks in and cuddles all of those guys.
They won’t even know what hit them.

>> No.15140561

>>15140549
No, because this isn't GTA. I'd probably cross the road or avoid the shit out of the thing, though.

>> No.15140573

>>15140557
No it isn't

>> No.15140574

>>15140552
What kind of monster girl would Kaguya be?

>> No.15140578

>>15140574
Anubis or Demon

>> No.15140580

>>15140561
Racist.

>> No.15140585

>>15140578
I was thinking Wight, but Anubis sounds good too.

>> No.15140586

>>15140523
I'm terrified of dogs yet Hellhound's my top girl, funny how these things work..

>> No.15140594

>>15140538
Nah, in VN hentai scenes are crucial part of the plot, cutting them will ruin the character development, motivation, flow of the story etc. I mean if it's proper VN like grisaia, not western match-3 "VN-alike" shit

>> No.15140597

>>15140556
>>15140586
I used to be scared as hell of large dogs, up until my family adopted one.
Nothing helps you get over it quite like a little exposure. Big dogs best dogs.

>> No.15140603

>>15140573
If it's not about porn, then why do you care about porn? It's not like the all ages versions aren't sold in Japan either.

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>>15140594
>proper VN
>like grisaia

Also no, sex scenes in VNs exist universally to pander to otaku.

>> No.15140611

>>15140578
>>15140585
I want to be in a position to say "how cute" to Anubuya and hug her while nose-molesting her fluffy ears!

>> No.15140615

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WWdOjxoQro

What Monster girl would have fun with me watching this movie and singing the songs?

>> No.15140620

>>15140603
The point is that you're buying something incomplete, and by doing it you're approving of it.

>> No.15140623

>>15140611
>Implying she l-likes you or anything...

>> No.15140630

>>15140620
It's just the nature of the platform. If you care so much about porn then go buy it on JAST or whatever. If a VN either has no porn or has a patch to negate it, then why does it matter?

>> No.15140636
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Meow

>> No.15140639

>>15140636
When will Loen draw more of this clumsy faggotcat?

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Just found out I live in a haunted house. That being said post spooky waifus!

>> No.15140652

>>15140649
You aren't the anon who had a nightmare turned wet dream about a spooky onryo girl, by any chance?

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>>15140649
Love the ghost

>> No.15140656

>>15140652
No. Long story short I came home from work today with my attic door and ladder both down and my dog was going apeshit barking at the top of the ladder.

>> No.15140674

I want a jinko that reacts violently the the phrase "nice kitty"

>> No.15140677

>>15140656
I think maybe you had a different kind of spook in your house.

>> No.15140680

>>15140674
Nice kitty

>> No.15140684

>>15139974
I let her ride on my shoulders, obviously.

>> No.15140687

>>15140677
Nothing was stolen, Just did a quick check of my attic (it's only a 10' by 7' space in my roof) nothing was there, all the windows up there are still closed off with no sign of forced entry. But the attic was about twelve degrees colder than my entire house.

>> No.15140688

>>15140649
how do I make Onyro-chan happy?

>> No.15140697

>>15140674
what you need to is assert yourself as a man and makes sure you put so much lone in her that she's fine when you say it.

but if its someone else, she threatens to rip their throat out.

>> No.15140699

>>15140687
>nothing was there

Hehe.

>> No.15140701

>>15140288
Marry her immediately. Twice if possible, once private, once LAVISH AS FUCK.

Yandere is love.


Why did captcha ask me to select all the boats?

>> No.15140704

>>15140701
It's because they were nice boats.

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>>15140521
So we have half drunken anon running toward the Ushi-Oni that's going to love him through the bed onto the floor.

We have "Hold my Beer" Anon who said it too loud and attracted the attention of a large group of succubi.

And we have "Did he just say beer?" Anon who orders a Wurmbreaker because he thinks beer is for pansies and he needs to one up the guy who is going to get raped by a Ushi-Oni.

Did I get it all right? What I win? I hope it's adoration of that Unicorn!

>> No.15140709

>Arguing with wan-wan
>She's yelling at you, fuming
>As she continues, you reach out and start scritching behind her ears
>She gets a weird look on her face and stops, as if in a trance
>While you continue to scritch, you pull her in close and begin patting her head too, with your free hand
>You bury your face against her hair and start whispering "essa gud doggy" in a dumb voice, with the inflection pleasing to dogs
>She just stays quiet, tail wagging
>You keep this up for a while
>Suddenly she bites you and kicks you away "...Huh, what was that? W-We were arguing, ya know? Where do you get off!"

>> No.15140713

>>15140709
>Suddenly she bites you and kicks you away "...Huh, what was that? W-We were arguing, ya know? Where do you get off!"
But that's my fetish, I'm a masochist!

>> No.15140716

>>15140699
I don't get it.

>> No.15140797

We all talk about Lilims being overly powerful, but in a modern setting like ours Tanukis would be the ones dominating the world

>Politicians payed to pass laws which favorise monsters
>TV ads replaced by monster propaganda
>Scientists and doctors corrupted into telling that you must have sex with monster girls
>Making single man pay higher taxes

They basically reshape the culture and society's norms until we have no choice but to marry a monster girl

>> No.15140824

I just want some monster titties, is that too much to ask?

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>>15140824
Have some heavy Oni breasts.

>> No.15140830

>>15140797
But can they outjew all the other major players?

>> No.15140848

>>15140830
It will be a hard task, but the Tanukis can do it, even if they have to ressort to shady business to do so

>> No.15140858

>>15140848
But the humans would have already games the system towards their favour. Can they really stand up to people like the Rothschilds?

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>>15140521
>"Looks like I'll need to have a talk with the new guy later. Though I'm sure he'll be wiser the next time around"
>"That is, if we do see him."

>>15140705

You were correct on why I specifically chose beer.

I intended the half-drunk guy to be the one who said "Hold my beer"as well, because he would be the "new" guy unfamiliar with how the bar works (the "rules and customs"), and the tendencies of the customers.

I hope to address the Wurmbreaker at a later point.

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>>15140824

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>>15140848
Do you think Tanuki have shrines? Where a man can pray for a good financial future?

>> No.15140870

>>15140861
Beer is a dangerous weapon.

>> No.15140872

>>15140858
They've got Tanuki magic, no bank account is safe from Tanuki magic

>>15140866
Of course but they'd ask for donations before giving you their blessing

>> No.15140874

>>15140861
Attack of the Succubus Barsluts!

>> No.15140877

>>15140861
That's a lot of succubutts.

>> No.15140879

>>15140861
Oh damn

>> No.15140881

>>15140872
>Of course but they'd ask for donations before giving you their blessing

Typical.

I better at least get to touch their bushy tails as well then.

>> No.15140887

>>15140872
What can they even do with magic? Do you think the rich just have huge money vaults filled with cash?

>> No.15140892

>>15140797
Well in a sense that would be redundant. You know, because MAMNONMANA and all that. But if we ignore that.

>Politicians payed to pass laws which favorise monsters
That is illegal in most countries. USA is a odd exception. But still a vaild point.

>TV ads replaced by monster propaganda
Why? Are they corrupted? Bribebed? Or did the Tanukis just take over the TV industry?

>Scientists and doctors corrupted into telling that you must have sex with monster girls
Again MANONMANA. Anything with the MANONMANA argument is redundant, simply because if it existed, there would be no need for propaganda or anything. Everyone would either turn into a monster girl, and there by losing all sense of resistance or anything anti-monster in an instant. Or if you are a man, you would turn into an incubus and loss all resistens and go and fuck a monster girl.

>Making single man pay higher taxes
I can see this one happening. But I also think that they would do some other things like mandatory “community gatherings”, which are really just a place for monster girls and humans to get to hook up.
And you are forced to go to them until you get married.

>> No.15140896

>>15140861
So many succubi and only two guys. I wonder how this will end.

>> No.15140904

>>15140861
What the fuck is a wurmbreaker

>> No.15140911

>>15140887
I was more thinking about putting a curse on them that'd make them lose no matter what

It's hard to make sense of magic

>>15140892
The main difference between humans getting abducted by mamono mana and by Tanuki shenanigans would be that the majority of people would be relunctant or completely against it until it happened if we used mamono mana, if Tanukis do it humans would approve of it through media, finance and political control

Basically on one side you have rape, mamono mana nukes, fights and conflict

On the other you have Tanukis pulling the strings and making humans get with monsters in a peaceful manner

>> No.15140933

>>15140904
A drink that's like riding a rampaging Wurm bareback for an hour straight.

>> No.15140940

>>15140911
It would still be really hard for tanukis, as everyone would be going all out in fighting them

>> No.15140944

>>15140933
>drink that's like a rampaging wurm riding bareback for an hour

Give me ten, now.

>> No.15140950

>>15140944
Sure buddy, it's your funeral.

>> No.15140951

>>15140911
>Basically on one side you have rape, mamono mana nukes, fights and conflict
Remember Lescatie? And how that was the heart of the order and the strongest defended city in all of the world?
Now do remember it only took one lilim and a lot of mamono mana to concur it? With next to no casualties?
People would oppose it, yes. But it would only take that a few lilims or dark matters do some mamono mana nukes and then the entire world was conquered. Mamono mana is just to powerful to really put in perspective. We could probably win a war against the DL, if it wasn’t for mamono mana. It’s just too powerful.

>There is a army coming?
The air is now polluted and anyone that breathes it get monsterized.

>They use drones?
Just do a energy nuke and then everyone was monsterized.

>They hide in bunkers?
Mamono can go through any material and any barrier.

In conclusion.
>Basically on one side you have rape, mamono mana nukes, fights and conflict

>rape
Yes, lot’s of it.

>mamono mana nukes
Yes, lot’s of them.

>fights and conflict
You wouldn’t even make it to the battlefield.

Tl;dr mamono mana is a broken I win button.

>> No.15140953

>>15140944
just one was enough to temporarily kill a guy

>> No.15140956

>>15140953
>>15140950
I do not care if i die, i require it. And i am going to drink all of them.

>> No.15140963

>>15140940
The whole scenario is too hypothetical to get a clear idea of it, I still believe that Tanukis could conquer our current societies

>>15140951
Solid points, I underestimated the power of mamono mana, I wish monster girls would nuke our world

>> No.15140964

>>15140951
I'm pretty sure Lescatie was infiltrated and corrupted from the inside before it was taken down by Druella.

>> No.15140970

>>15140953
Does this Wurmbreaker have a recipe yet or can I make one up?

>> No.15140971

>>15140963
>I wish monster girls would nuke our world
It would be for the better.

>> No.15140976
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15140976

>>15140866
Of course Tanuki have shrines.
Being a shrine maiden is serious business.

>> No.15140977

>>15140904
>tfw misread that as wurmbeaker

All I can imagine is a Lich as Bunsen with tiny glasses and a Wurm in a labcoat going MEEP MEEP MEEP as she avoids the horrible consequences of the experiments.

>Today at monster labs we are proud to present the nuclear-powered waifu converter!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN_5FBmDXZ0

>> No.15140979

>>15140953
>temporarily
You poor naive soul.

>> No.15140988

>>15140970
Benzine, Battery Acid, three shots of Sailor Jerry, and garnished with Pixie Dust.

>> No.15140990

>>15140970
it had one, cant remember it
>>15140979
hospital saved him, he has a wurm wife now

>> No.15140991

>>15140963
>I still believe that Tanukis could conquer our current societies
To be fair. There would to many who are trying to out jew them. They could get a fairly long way. But eventually they would face resistance that is simply too great to defeat in a month.

Or perhaps I underestimate them, and they could conquer the world one step at the time. I suppose the problem is, can they win over the company's already established?

>> No.15140994

>>15140956
>Anon drinks 10 full pint of wurmbreaker
>Completely blacks out
>Wakes up on a statue in some kind of temple
>A Satyros walks up to him
>"Greeting chosen of Bacchus, what alcohol shall I bring you?"
>Anon can't comprehend what is going on
>Discusses with the Satyros to figure things out
>She knows nothing aside from the fact that he got drunk enough to be chosen by Bacchus herself to be a leader of her following
>Proceed to go on a quest to learn what kind of madness happened while he was drunk

>> No.15140997

>>15140988
>>15140990
Sounds like fun. Now i need 20.

>> No.15140998

>>15140990
>hospital saved him, he has a wurm wife now
That was the second or third response, not the original one.

>> No.15141000

>>15140988
Sounds like a recipe for permanent blindness after you get out of the ICU.

>> No.15141001

>>15140892
>mandatory community gatherings
Man that would suck for everyone especially introverts or people who just want to do other things. Plus fuck gatherings, i'd rather met a nice monster girl elsewhere and likely those gatherings sound way to shady to ever make me feel safe or comfortable going in them.

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15141002

>>15140861
If possible, could you put any art you make in a bit higher resolution?
No matter how simple, its a shame if the resolution is so low.

>> No.15141005

>>15140998
Kinda prefer that one

>> No.15141013

>>15141000
More like a recipe for a trachea transplant or a free trip to the coroner.

>> No.15141019

>>15141013
I was trying to think of a best case scenario although yours is probably more realistic.

>> No.15141025

>>15141005
I kinda prefer idiots to die in hilarious cartoony ways. The man was a Darwin Award waiting to happen.

>> No.15141026

>>15140991
Ask yourself this: could a hypothetical cabal comprised entirely of fusions of Gordon Gekko and Mystique take over finance and politics?

>> No.15141028

>>15140994
Talk about a night to remember.

>> No.15141033

>>15141026
Gordon Gekko was a shark. He knew nothing about long term finance or control, only how to acquire and gut companies for short term profit.

>> No.15141034
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15141034

pet the doggy

>> No.15141035

>>15141025
didnt the bar have a dawin drinkers wall in one of the responses?

>> No.15141039

>>15141035
Yes. And the guy who drank a wurmbreaker is forever immortalized there.

>> No.15141048

>>15141001
Oh, but you know they make those. Since the introverts usually stay away from people, monster girls can’t find them and husbando them. And since that would mainly be a place for monster girls to find husbands, they would hit on everyone.

>i'd rather met a nice monster girl elsewhere
Then you don’t have to go. As long as you can prove that you are trying to find someone they could let you go. Meaby.

>those gatherings sound way to shady to ever make me feel safe or comfortable going in them
They are perfectly safe. There are guard and everything. Alcohol is forbidden since it get the onis riled up. And rape is forbidden as well, they have to ask you first. They did make some laws protecting men as well.

>Plus fuck gatherings
The fuck gathering happen afterwards and are not mandatory. Lube, weak manticore venom and food are provided.

>> No.15141057

>>15140970
It used Absinthe as a base, I remember that much

>> No.15141062

>>15140998
That was the real response. At least, that was the one from the guy that posed the bar 'what do' in the first place.

I should know, I'm him.

>> No.15141065

>>15141034
with benis ?

>> No.15141072

>>15141048
I see, well with that in mind I suppose I could go for at least one meeting though if any unwanted funny business happens I will leave without hesitation, maybe i'll find some I actually like or is legitimately interested in me.

>> No.15141096

>>15141034
No, I just washed my hands.

>> No.15141098

What monster is most enjoyable and rewarding to bully?

>> No.15141101
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15141101

This is your woof-woof tonight.

>> No.15141105

>>15141101
Why is she covered in yogurt?

>> No.15141111

>>15141105
Because I can shoot yogurt out of my penis.

>> No.15141113

>>15141105
It's not yogurt, close, it's Kefir. She wasn't used to the taste and dizziness of the yogurt drink and spilled it on herself.

>> No.15141116

>>15141098
Monoeye.

>> No.15141120

>>15141098
Elves.

>> No.15141122

>>15141098
Onis.

>> No.15141128

>>15141101
Thanks.

>> No.15141132

>>15141098
Dragons.

>> No.15141133

>>15141098
Hellhound
Basilisk
Flowkelp
Shirohebi
Monoeye
Kobold
Elf
Anubis
Crow Tengu

>> No.15141139

>>15138034
She actually is if you -really- dig into it It can be thought that she's actually the doll-ified corpse of Maria.

>> No.15141141

>>15141098
Elfs.

>> No.15141143

>>15138145
We do have a few dystopian-tier stories with that kind of thing yeah

>> No.15141149

>>15141133
>Crow Tengu
We are enemies now.

>> No.15141154

>>15141133
>Monoeye
>Anubis
We are enemies now.

>> No.15141157

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdAoYar8Y0c
>Make fun of Kejourou and her long ass hair in class
>She comes back the next day, her long locks completely silver, what the fuck?
'WHAT YOU LACK, ANON. IS CHARISMA.'
>You're the only person in class not wearing sunglasses as her rainbow hair blinds you

>> No.15141163

>>15141157
>Meme la meme

>> No.15141173

>>15141157
>Ittan made out of life fibers

I present to you gender la bender.

>> No.15141179

>>15141157
I would a Kejourou rainbow MILF

>> No.15141181

>>15141149
>>15141154
I'm gonna bully your waifus!

>> No.15141182

>>15141179
Careful anon, she'll probably make you dick her daughterus.

>> No.15141184

>>15141157
>Punch her in the face the next day once your eyesight recovers.
>The End.

>> No.15141186

>>15141181
Nerdbirds are for loving only!

>> No.15141194

>>15141186
No, they're for teasing and harassment. Then you take them out and buy them a treat they like when they start crying!

>> No.15141195

>>15141186
I want to dress up like Mister Karate and bully all the nerd birds!

>> No.15141197

>>15141181
I'm gonna recycle your face into something less ugly with a baseball bat!

>> No.15141204

>>15141195
Have fun when your blonde, Japanese son comes and kicks the shit out of you.

>> No.15141206

>>15141194
No, just the latter.

>> No.15141209

>>15141206
No, both.

>> No.15141211

>>15140964
There was already quite a bit of dissent in Lescatie because of the abusive government, causing most of its heroes to willingly betray humanity.

>> No.15141212

>>15141209
They don't need to cry.

>> No.15141213

>>15141206
You have to make them cry in order to buy them a treat. The logic doesn't follow that she's crying for no reason and then you buy her a treat.

>> No.15141215

>>15141212
Too bad.

>> No.15141217

>>15141213
What if you like her and want her to be happy?

>> No.15141221

>>15141217
Then you're doing it wrong.

>> No.15141222

>>15141221
That's the way I'm doing it.

>> No.15141231

>>15140652
Naw, that was me. No others yet to speak of, but I remain hopeful.

>> No.15141244

>>15140861
>You were correct in why I choose beer
...

Does that mean I impressed that Unicorn in the corner drinking water like a proper sober designated driver?

>> No.15141246

>>15141098
Yeti, she'll "reward" you with hugs to fix your bullying ways and be a better person

>> No.15141247
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>"Take me in oh tender Human, take me in for heaven's sake!"

>> No.15141252

There's been talk of various types of harpies in the past like the generic and the Crow Tengu, but has there been much about owl-type harpies? Specifically the Potoo?

>> No.15141253

>>15141247
Take you where

>> No.15141254

>>15141247
Here's a pair of mittens and some earmuffs, don't catch a cold but you can't come in

>> No.15141258

>>15141247
Do I know you?

>> No.15141261

>>15141253
She wants in your anus.

>> No.15141262

>>15141247
>"Can't you see I'm trying to do a fucking snow angel down here, ma'am? I'm busy."

>> No.15141264

>>15141261
That's alright

>> No.15141270

TITANTIC TANTILISING TANUKIS TITTIES

>> No.15141276

>>15141247
Take you in where? My house? What do you want to do there?

>> No.15141278

>>15141247
Alright, but if you try anything I'm chopping your head until you stop.
And if my arm is bound and unable to do so, I'll chop you with my head.

>> No.15141282

>>15141270
FULL FOX FUNBAGS

>> No.15141285

>>15141282
MINIATURE MOUSE MAMMARIES

>> No.15141290

KOLOSSAL
KEJOUROU
KEISTER

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>>15141270
>>15141282
>you will never be smothered between a yandere fox and tanukis massive mammaries
>they will never give eachother death stares as you rest your head comfortably on their bosoms

>> No.15141298

>>15141247
Lady, this is an indoor skating rink, we're already inside. There were signs saying as such, and a receptionist you had to pass, so you must have known before you came here.

>> No.15141302

WUMBO WURM WOMBOS

>> No.15141303
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>>15141290
Of course.

>> No.15141304
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15141304

Beware the smug looking Kikimora! As soon you too shall fall in one's grasp, forced to perform horrors behind the closed doors in a large mansion on a hill.

>> No.15141305

Anyone got the link to that story where some dude is getting chased through a space station by some collective mass of lava girls?

>> No.15141311

>>15141304
>As soon you too shall fall in one's grasp
Not if I keep my doors and windows locked.

>Needing maids
>2016

>> No.15141312

>>15141305
Silent's one?

http://pastebin.com/mcFseyev

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>>15141303

I wanna grope it

>> No.15141318

>>15141304
What kinds of horrors?

>> No.15141325

>>15141318
Maybe she has to dress up in rubber toku suits.

>> No.15141329

>>15141325
That's just silly.

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Questions, /mgt/.

For those of you with waifus, when in a dire situation, does thinking of her help?

How far are you willing to go, how much effort will you put in, when it comes to self improvement in general, and how much does the presence of a waifu help?

>> No.15141336

>>15141312
You're a saint

>> No.15141341

>>15138480
>>15138494
>>15138504
Full poem when?

>> No.15141344

>>15141252
http://weloveshortvideos.com/post/142018307577/this-dog-sucks-at-fetch

>> No.15141346

>>15138823
Literally anything Warhammer

>> No.15141348

>>15141304
That's a dangerously short skirt, I don't think it's fit for cleaning.

>> No.15141350

>>15141296
I NEED AN ADULT!

>> No.15141352
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15141352

>>15141318
One can only imagine the sheer horror that goes on beyond those doors. The constant rythmic thumps and the oddly sounding screams that come fort from the walls can only make one shudder from fear.

>> No.15141353

>>15141346
Kill yourself.

>> No.15141356

>>15141330
It helps when I'm thinking negative thoughts. I just think of her smile and things get better. I don't really do any self improvement though so I basically use her as an emotional crutch. I'm fine with that.

>> No.15141358

>>15141348
Relax, it's a bathing suit for serving you beside the public pool.

>> No.15141359

>>15141247
>tender
You got the wrong guy, buddy.

I'm only tender to lolis.

>> No.15141361

>>15141346
I do hope nothing of your interest is of the heretic kind.

>> No.15141364

>>15141359
Nothing wrong with that. Tender and loving is the only thing a person should be towards lolis.

>> No.15141365
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>>15141330
I commission Waifu Art when I feel bad.

>> No.15141366

>>15141330
Thinking of her and doing some breathing techniques usually works if I'm stressed out but I'm a super lazy person so self improvement isn't really something I do unless you include getting better at video games.

>> No.15141367

>>15141346
40K or Fantasy, not a writer just curious.

>> No.15141369

>>15141330
>when in a dire situation, does thinking of her help?
No, I just imagine the worst case scenario happening to me over and over until I grow sick of it and do something about it.

>> No.15141370

>>15141352
Doesn't sound too scary.

>> No.15141376

>>15141296
>Kolah.

>> No.15141379

>>15141367
40k, was never really into the whole fantasy setting in general

>> No.15141380

>>15141304
She doesn't look that smug.

>> No.15141387

>>15141353
1 step ahead of you friendo!

>> No.15141388

So! It finally happened. The monstergirls started invading, slowly and carefully, in an attempt to infiltrate and prepare a more proper monstergirl world. Only, they invaded the wrong world, and ended up in the Fallout universe. Just before the Great War and the two-hour bombardment.

Fast forward 150 years, and you exist, a random wastelander trying to eke out a living while dodging attempts on your life by the various radiation-mutated monstergirls. It ain't easy; pretty much everything is a dire version of its normal type, whether it's a Beelzebub Bloatfly, Girtablilu Radscorpion, Mantis Mantis, or Kobold wild dog. Supposedly there's even Salamander Geckos and giant Lizardmen Deathclaws, but you've managed to avoid coming anywhere near those.

So far, the only reason you've survived with your pelvis intact is because of a suit of old Pre-War Power Armor you found in a ruined Army base. It's nice, heavily armored, and nothing quite beats the feeling of climbing inside - it's much like wearing a tank, you imagine, although a lot more comfortable. Every so often, though, you think you hear a faint hint of a woman's voice from it, and you could swear on occasion it moves in your sleep. It's not that you're crazy, but once you made camp with it facing the exit, and you woke up with it facing you.

Mods will make living power armor like the New Vegas sneaky suit soon, right?

>> No.15141391

>>15141365

It is nice to get commissions going from time to time. Gets you something to look forward to and when its done it's cool to share it

>> No.15141396

>>15141346
>Warhammer
Jesus Christ you faggots are multiplying.

>> No.15141397

>>15141376
Is alright.

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>>15141365
But you commission art all the time.

>> No.15141399 [SPOILER] 
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>>15141388
GOD BLESS AMERICA

>> No.15141400

>>15141388
Die.

>> No.15141404

>>15141397
Wrong.

>> No.15141408

>>15141388
>Implying I would avoid a Mantis, Kobold or a Lizard.
Bullshit I would, I'm making those girls mine.

>> No.15141412

>>15141404
Why?

>> No.15141414

>>15141408
It's a matter of surviving them, not avoiding. They're mutated to the point that they're dire, and effectively all of them are as devastating to the pelvis as an Ushi-Oni or a randy Wurm.

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>>15141388
I'd rather imagine this post-apocalyptic wasteland with monster girls instead of mutants.

>> No.15141418

>>15141398
DANG

Too close to home

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>>15141346
>>15141379
Assuming you're not shitposting, check Losenis' MGQ story. It has almost blatant references to 40k while not ripping off it. Last I remember he decided to call the equivalent of scientists in the inuniverse equivalent of Rome 'Tech-priests', and they even practice it religiously. It's not 40k, lore connections are zero, but it's the closest you'll find for a MG story. It's also grimdark as fuck.
Now that I think of it, his lizard in the underworld story had a p'orc that spoke like an Ork. I don't know what other stories that he wrote he shoehorned some 40k reference in.

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>>15141425
I can assure you that I am not just shitposting, thank you Anon.

>> No.15141440

>>15141434
I want to be that power armour.
Or anything which Ahri's ass has come into contact with, to be honest.

>> No.15141443

I want to flop my Kobold waifu's ears up and down to make her smile after a long, tiring day of work! Then when my Kobold daughteru laughs at how silly it is I'm going to flop her ears up and down too!

>> No.15141444

>>15141425
SQUAD BROKEN

>> No.15141453

>>15141425
I'm looking at his stories, which one is it? Or i it just all of them?

>> No.15141454

>>15141414
With the help of Chems, food from the new wildlife, lots of stimpacks and training I would be just fine.

>> No.15141459

>>15141425
I like cockney P'Orcs.

>> No.15141461

>>15141453
It's hosted in a site that's better off not posted here, due to the nature of the story that is based off the MGQ game. Just google "Monster Girl Quest Sacred and Profane" and it'll probably be the first result.
Not like he'd be able to host it in many other places if he wanted to either. Check the wordcount.

>> No.15141474
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Cat girls are love

>> No.15141476

>>15141474
Wolf girls are lovest.

>> No.15141477

Is it possible for a monstergirl to "sense" how empty a man is on the inside through his spirit energy?

>> No.15141481

>>15141454
Just watch out for the Hornet Cazadores and patchwork Golem Robots.

>> No.15141482
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>>15141476
true

>> No.15141486

>>15141477
Yetis probably can. They can smell when someone needs a hug.

Side note how tall do you picture Yetis being? I always imagine them as Shortstacks.

>> No.15141489

>>15141481
With the help of augmentations the effect of a Hornet Cazadore would be almost completely ineffective.

>> No.15141491

>>15141330

Well I started drawing a few years ago but I never took it seriously and I got pretty discouraged and basically quit

Recently I've been wanting to pick it up again and make more of a serious effort to learn. There was a post here a few threads ago with that Ran progress image along with some text asking why you haven't started drawing or some such and I guess that was enough to motivate me to start again

I do think of her plenty and I'd say it helps

>> No.15141492

>>15141404
Left

>> No.15141493

>>15141486
Same, they look pretty short from the wiki entry picture.

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>>15141346
>Wanting anything Warhammer when the only people who talk about it are 40kids and a washed up writefaggot

>> No.15141500

>>15141477
Any magically attuned/adept monstergirl, or those with a natural instinct for it like canine girls.

>>15141486
I imagine them as just below the human average, but with a height range that exceeds the human norm.

>> No.15141501

>>15141486
I always thought they'd be tall enough to hug you like a daki pillow and always be the big spoon

>> No.15141502
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15141502

Are big snek waifus illegal?

>> No.15141505

>>15141502
All sneks are love.

>> No.15141506

>>15141477
I always like the idea that men's "energy" was colored and that would indicate certain things like emotional/mental state.

>> No.15141507

>>15141440
She's the bad kind of fox though
She seduces men and literally eats their souls
It's her whole thing

>> No.15141510

>>15141502
According to the physical laws of our universe, yes.

>> No.15141513

>>15141476
>>15141482
Wurms are also love

>> No.15141514

>>15141500
>>15141501
>>15141493
Monster girl height can be weird.hings like Jinkos and Amazons are obviously tall but there are a few others where it's ambiguous.

>> No.15141515

>>15141506
Anon I'm gonna have to inform you that this sounds silly.

>> No.15141516
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>>15141502
I'd take her in.

>> No.15141518

>>15141502
Only in Nevada and Florida

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>>15141507
I fail to see the problem.

>> No.15141520

>>15141515
I acknowledge your valid opinion but will respectfully disagree.

>> No.15141526

>>15141507
Still worth it. I don't play League, nor do I knowuch about the lore, but Ahri's design is godlike.

>> No.15141529

>>15141519
>nipple
Anon, how long have you been browsing these threads?

>> No.15141530

>>15141098
Alps

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>>15141514
It's hard to tell because Yeti is one of the very few girls sitting down for her profile image

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I just want a doggy to cuddle.

>> No.15141540

>>15141531
I think I like the idea of them as shortstacks.

>> No.15141541

>>15141531
Seeing a Yeti picture always makes me smile on the inside a little bit.

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>>15141519
You'll die, Anon.
Why not a nice houseplant instead?

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>>15141534
Sir, this is a safe, christian imageboard, please do not post lewds. If you will not comply we are authorized to use force.

>> No.15141549

>>15141534
>Those thighs
God DAMN,

>> No.15141559

>>15141534
I know. Me too. Coming back after a long day at school or work, all tired and worn out, but still able to pick her up by the thighs and drop her atop the bed for passionate cathartic sex with that girl would be the best.

That aside, I fucking love that image set. The dark-skinned wolfgirl being pleasured on the leash wrapping under her is amazing, and those thighs are to kill for.

>> No.15141564

>>15141534
This artist draws top tier dog girls. That brown one is fucking amazing.

>> No.15141574

>>15141544
Is she friendly and trustworthy, because if so I'll gladly date the cute plant girl?

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>>15141544
Or just find a fox that isn't going to kill you.
There's plenty.

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>>15141529
I fail to see any problem.

>>15141544
Plants are dumb.

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>>15141526
League of Waifu has a large number of top tier monstergirls in it but several of them unfortunately eat people.

>> No.15141592 [DELETED] 

>>15141580
MODS

>> No.15141593

>>15141574
Of course.
She definitely doesn't also eat people's souls.
I promise.

>> No.15141596

>>15141534
Hey wait a tic, I know this dog
She's best dog from the pic with 3 dogs in it

>> No.15141598

>>15141577
>Not marrying a Kumiho, secure in the knowledge that she loves you and would never hurt you
>Not having her bite where your liver is to leave a mark that alerts would be predators to your status as her husband
>Not getting a call from your parents asking you to help with some yard work since your father hurt his back at work
>Not taking your shirt off because it's hot and having your mother see the bite scar when she brings you something to drink
>Not spending an hour trying to calm them down and explain while your mother wails about how her baby is going to be killed and eaten by a harlot who tricked him

>> No.15141599

>>15141580
No plants are cute and smell very nice especially when their happy. They're also great to cuddle with and enjoy nuzzling their head into you when head pat them.

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>>15141599
Plants are dumb when there's fluffier things in life.

>> No.15141608

>>15141580
Goddamn, those tits are made for sucking on. You should probably delete the image to be safe, though.

>> No.15141612

>>15141593
Why would need to eat souls, don't plants just eat normal food and absorb sunlight for energy. Also does she have trouble moving around, because if so I'd help her out so long as I can trust her?

>> No.15141613

>>15141519
>>15141580
What does Kumiho milk taste like?
Is it different from normal Inari milk?

>> No.15141618

>>15141598
This, I want this.

>> No.15141619

>>15141607
Well then if that's what you prefer, good on you and enjoy the fluff. Meanwhile, I have cute plant girl to make love and snuggle with.

>> No.15141622

>>15141613
I guess you could say it has more bite to it.

>> No.15141623

>>15141580
Enjoy your vacation, anon.

>> No.15141624

>>15141612
It's been a while since I read her lore but
She was originally a predatory plant that gained intelligence and a human form by absorbing the souls of the bodies she used as fertilizer.
Or something like that.

>> No.15141629

>>15141598
I'll still take the one that's not a literal maneater.

>> No.15141630

>>15141624
Hot.

>> No.15141638

>>15141624
nah, she just ate animals and shit till they all died off, then copied someones body when they stumbled on her to go get more dindins

>> No.15141649

>>15141624
>>15141638
Well with that in mind, I'll go out on a date with her and see what she's like. Give her a chance to tell me about herself and see if any romantic chemistry begins.

>> No.15141653

>>15141519
http://exhentai.org/g/824132/72049206fd/

>> No.15141656

>>15141618
>>15141629
>Not continuing to deal with occasional complaints from your mother about your wife
>Not silencing those complaints forever when you show her her first granddaughter

>> No.15141660
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>>15141584
Ahri is superior to all of them, even if she is hard to play

>> No.15141664

>>15141656
I can only imagine that kumiho teething would be a nightmare.
But oh so worth it.

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>>15141580
BROTHER

>> No.15141671

>>15141665
The other guy might be safe since partial covering but fully exposed tits like that will get you a vacation, Anon. Thanks though, hadn't seen this yet.

>> No.15141672

>>15141665
Seriously, what's with all this nudity posting?
If a mod or janitor sees, they'll still ban you. Spoilering the image doesn't do shit.

Hot hellhound tiddies by Sub are always a nice surprise, though.

>> No.15141686

How many dream themed monster girls are there?

>> No.15141687

>>15141660
All she does is dance around handling balls and blowing kisses. EZ modo

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How can Monoeyes even compete?

>> No.15141713

>>15141705
>Monoeyes
Absolutely disgusting. Left one all day, every day.

>> No.15141716

>>15141713
What if the left one is secretly a Tanuki?

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>>15141705
They get older

>> No.15141720

>>15141717
welp, not the image i wanted to post, but it gets the point across

>> No.15141725

>>15141716
As long as she isn't a monoeye, I'm game.

>> No.15141735

>>15141564
I know, right? The thighs on the brown haired one are great, and the white haired one isn't bad either, but I'm physically incapable of not seeing the brown one as the best. She's tall, has the body of a goddess, has beautiful hair in the perfect style, looks like a badass, and blushes like an angel. Literal perfection.

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>>15141717
>No CC Gazer who realized after gaming through her young adult life that she needs to elope and you're convenient.
>And she's really bad at trying to win you over

>> No.15141739

>>15141705
By being good girls who use their personality to get guys rather than relying on other factors like chemicals or magic. It also helps that they have cute faces and have great chemistry with me, cuddling a cyclops and seeing her smile is worth it it my book.

>> No.15141744

>>15141737
>And she's really bad at trying to win you over
How bad are we talking here? Like PUA bad?

>> No.15141746

>>15141705
Wait, this is a real game? On Steam even?
huh

>> No.15141747

>>15141744
Anon bad

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>>15141687
I want Ahri to kiss me and handle my balls!

>> No.15141750

>>15141737
>No CC Gazer friend to realize you're playing videogames to escape from the reality that you're a failure together with

>> No.15141762

>>15141747
So just a whole lot of stuttering and word salad? Doesn't seem that bad.

>> No.15141763

>>15141746
Love at First Sight a short little VN

>> No.15141764

>>15141748
>A meeting of Ahrifag̶ns where Ahri actually attends

What would this even be like? I imagine it'd be about ten minutes of taking it in turns to brush her tails, followed by fifty minutes of everyone fighting to the death so they can have Ahri to themselves.

>> No.15141767

>>15141735
Good taste.

>> No.15141771

>>15141764
Given her dialogue and pre-reboot lore, she'd probably suck you all dry in every way imaginable.

>> No.15141772

>>15141762
>Loses eyestalk control when she tries to talk to you
>"H-hey Anon"
>Stalks twitching about and slapping into each other behind her
>Pretends she doesn't notice but is clearly dying inside

>> No.15141775

>>15141771
LoL has pre-reboot lore?
...LoL had a reboot?

>> No.15141776

>>15141771
>pre-reboot lore
>reboot
What the fuck are they doing now?

>> No.15141787

>>15141737
>>15141750
>Be playing video games with CC Gazer friend when she breaks the temporary silence in Mario Kart between you taking another sip of beer
"You know, you're the worst kind of friend."
"Excuse me?"
>All of her eyestalks are focused on you as she looks down at your head, comfortably sandwiched between her thighs, she's wearing one of your shirts
"All we do all day is play video games like we're still kids. Where's the sense of adventure? Where's the ideal of having a man come home from a long day at work and offering a bath, a meal, or myself to him?"
>You laugh a little, she squeezes enough to shut you up
"I'm being serious. Surely you had dreams too before you befriended a weirdo like me."
"Oh sure. I was going to go to college, get a degree, probably find a nice girl and get a house with a white picket fence who'll rub my feet after a nine hour day. You know, the old American dream."
>She gives a small huff as you take another sip, watching the digital fireworks happening as you both enter the final lap
"You never did make a move on me, you know. I would've figured you'd have more courage than that, Mister 'American Dream'. I can't be made to wait forever, you know."
>You grin, passing her, you're halfway to the goal line
"True... But sometimes, you just gotta enjoy the little things in life. I mean, for all the shit we went through as kids, you're the only person I'd truly consider a friend. A friend of the worst kind, but hey, love ya kid."
>A small pitter-pat hits you, look up from the TV
>Tears are dripping down from her eyestalks and monoeye, she's sobbing softly
"Is it okay... for me to be allowed this happiness?"
>You spend the rest of the afternoon cuddling her and telling her everything's going to be alright, the game can be damned
>Years later, your daughter is asking how her mom got together with such a boring guy like her dad
>She just gives a smile, rubbing her gravid belly
"He was my worst and only friend."

>> No.15141788

>>15141775
>>15141776

Never played but from what I understand, they rebooted the universe to be more consistent. Summoners aren't part of the lore anymore and the heroes are all from the same world now. Something like that.

>> No.15141793

>>15141788
Ah no, that was last year, and it wasn't a reboot. They just straight up killed the whole lore to make it easier for them to make more nonsensical champions that would take too much work to make sense in it.

All their bios are just "this is champion #34, eh kills other champions and doesn't afraid of anything"

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>>15141771
>she'd probably suck you all dry in every way imaginable.
As long as I get to touch her mofu it'll all be worth it

>> No.15141798

>>15141793
>"this is champion #34, eh kills other champions and doesn't afraid of anything"
Jhin's bio in a nutshell

>> No.15141803

>>15141775
Yeah. In late 2014 they decided that any lore referencing the League or Summoners was non-canon and about 2/3rds of the character backgrounds stopped making sense.
Since then, a lot of character lore is left as stubs while others tend to have their stories remade when the character gets an update.
This "frees" them from having to write about a bunch of crazy inter-dimensional summoners and brings the story to focus on the daily life of Runeterra. It also created a disconnect where the story and gameplay no longer had anything to do with each other, which the writers acknowledged as an acceptable loss.

Ahri got a more detailed snippet of story painting her soul theft more as morally ambiguous defense of her land where she consumes the fading souls of the dead rather than the more succubus-styled (kumiho) characterization she had originally.
IMO it's part of a broad push to whitewash the sex and drugs out of the game into a pure all-ages combat fest. It coincides with the removal of a few other elements like Malcom Graves no longer having a cigar in his splash art.

>> No.15141810

>>15141803
>IMO it's part of a broad push to whitewash the sex and drugs out of the game into a pure all-ages combat fest
Gotta make sure those Chinese state censors don't hold up your cash cow.

>> No.15141814

>>15141787
>Surely you had dreams too before you befriended a weirdo like me
Having dreams? In this day and age?

Also, Mario Kart? Are you fucking for real? I'll have to fix her shit taste with some good old harsh Crash Team Racing session.

>> No.15141818

>>15141793
I hate how their whole excuse boils down to "But writing champions in the league is hard!". Like that's a good reason to throw the entire lore under the bus.

>> No.15141819

>>15141803
>the more succubus-styled (kumiho) characterization she had originally.
But she's less waifuable if she's going to eat your liver and steal your soul before the night is done

>> No.15141820

>>15141818
But Anon
Writing lore is HAAAARRRD

>> No.15141825

>>15141820
Just Make Shit Up™.
It works for Doter 2.

>> No.15141827

>>15141818
>>15141820
>>15141803
>tfw journals of justice or whatever the fuck it was called got canned for no good reason
sure it wasn't top notch writing, but it was still fun to gloss over every so often

>> No.15141833

>>15141803
Really? That doesn't sound great. Not that I know much about the lore? But I like the idea of the players actually existing as summoners in-universe and having the playable characters be on-call for some inter-dimensional tournament of glory.

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B-Bruh...

>> No.15141836

>>15141834
You just have to eat all the eggs.

>> No.15141837

>>15141834
Go on, Anon. Be her guardian.

>> No.15141842

>>15141834
She doesn't have to tell us what happened.

>> No.15141852

>>15141814
You gotta make them get bullied by Blue Shells

>> No.15141853

>>15141834
Gross.

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>>15141825
Did someone say DOTA

>> No.15141860

>>15141857
filthy drunkard

>> No.15141861

>>15141853
After you feed her the eggs, she stops you and says it's okay for you to go and wash them before finishing your meal, just in case you think she's gross

>> No.15141863

>>15141837
Gladly, I shall be the only to not only protect her smile but also make her laugh if she ever feels down, for er being happy is the best thing in the world.

>> No.15141864

>>15141863
Thanks for reminding me that I still have to finish this VN

>> No.15141865

So why does /mgg/ hate .less?

Besides the fact that he roleplays.

>> No.15141868

>>15141865
Well, I don't necessarily hate him

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>>15141860
>tfw you like girls who drink, especially Satyros
>tfw you will never get shit-faced with an MG because that makes you a filthy drunk
>Even though you'd totally do Naughty Nuruenago shots off of a Succubus' abs

>> No.15141870

>>15141865
Monsterboys, cat dick, and avatar posting.

>> No.15141872

>>15141865
Because he used to delight in being a trolling faggot.

Not so much anymore though.

>> No.15141873

>>15141869
>You will never ruin your liver
I see nothing wrong here.

>> No.15141884

>>15141864
No problem

>> No.15141890

Jabberwork: Tuesday.

http://pastebin.com/7PSEctpr

Fetishes include handjobs, corpse love hotels, and bitchy cheshires, as well as office lady sex and jabberwocks. NSFW as shit.

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>>15141244
>...
I hope the answer was satisfactory. Please direct all further questions to Hakutaku-sensei if you wish further explanation.

>>15141002
I will keep that in mind.

>> No.15141904

>>15141896
>Unicorn and Hakutaku
That unicorn better run, or she'll turn into a bicorn real quick.

>> No.15141905

>>15141896
Nice, I haven't seen a Unicorn get drawn in a while.

>> No.15141906
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>>15141865
Pandering to faggots with Nazi fetishes.
Shitposting with barbed cat dicks on Cait Sith.
Shitposting with Laska.
Shitposting with Futa Cheshire which with Bob nearly single-handedly ruined the monster girl species for this thread.
Avatarfaggotry (Which is worse now because he's a bird)
Monsterboyfaggotry
Being a Chancla

>> No.15141911

>>15141896
Since when did you actually talk in your posts, Latenight?

Or is this like some inverse Medic/Big Boss situation, where the Big Boss who talks is replaced by the Medic who pretty much never talks, only opposite?

If that's the case, where's the real Latenight?

>> No.15141912

>>15141865
Other than the fact that you might be .less attention whoring anonymously, not much.
>>15141870
about covers it. He'll draw futa or avatar junk, but much less of the latter than Mari.
And his art has a certain samey quality to the faces and bodies that combines with the level of detail he uses (or doesn't) that makes it all run together.
It doesn't have the same charm Barb or Mono bring to their work.

>> No.15141914

>>15141906
>Pandering to faggots with Nazi fetishes.

Hey, let's be honest here, nazi monster girls look incredibly attractive.

>> No.15141915

>>15141906
>Pandering to faggots with Nazi fetishes.
Of all the things .less has done you get angry about something that isn't a negative?

>> No.15141916

>>15141896
This place really has the best drawfags.

>> No.15141917

>>15141906
>Pandering to faggots with Nazi fetishes.

At least it's not handholding

>> No.15141921

>>15141911
He has presented a little chatter in previous threads.

>> No.15141922

>>15141911
Seems like we're talking to him directly more often these days, and he's less just illustrating prompts and instead creating OC. By nature it involves more explanation.
Not that I mind even if it is his doppleganger. The art is improving.

>> No.15141924

>>15141896
>that Unicorn's tail
I wanna touch it

>> No.15141926

>>15141906
>(Which is worse now because he's a bird)
Pfffhahahahaha what?

>> No.15141931

>>15141896
I wonder if I could get drunk from drinking Hakutaku-sensei's milk after she gets drunk.
I want to find out.

>> No.15141935

>>15141865
I like him

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https://youtu.be/NV1ggJwH1hw?t=1m11s

Are you a bully, /mgt/?

>> No.15141940

>>15141921
>>15141922
It's scary and I don't like change.

>> No.15141941

>>15141906
>because he's a bird

What.

>> No.15141943

>>15141906
>(Which is worse now because he's a bird)
Wait a ticket. The birds in his recent images is him?
What happened to his genderbent of his jelly donut?

>> No.15141946

>>15141896
This bar is like Cheers all over again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KtAgAMzaeg

>> No.15141950

>>15141896
>That Hakutaku
She's literally perfect. Big meaty thighs, long fluffy ponytail, that fucking tail. Plus hooves automatically increase butt quality by 20%. She probably has the greatest ass on the planet.

>> No.15141951

>>15141940
I like drawfags that chit-chat, as it shows that they have a personality and even helps me not think of them as robots.

>> No.15141952

>>15141906
>Pandering to faggots with Nazi fetishes.
That one isn't a bad thing.

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>>15141906
>>15141926
>>15141941
>>15141943
hey, do NOT drag the bird into this!

>> No.15141957

>>15141937
I was, and I'm sure my Dragon waifu was one too.

>> No.15141958

>>15141951
How could you think of latenight as a robot with how those prompts were interpreted?
No one who creates threadcanon Wendigo is a robot.

>> No.15141960

>>15141937
This reminds me of a kind of disturbing Wizard of Oz doujin.

>> No.15141963

>>15141951
But Latenight already had plenty of personality even before he started talking. His drawings have always just oozed goodwill and lighthearted humour.

>> No.15141969

>>15141953
Draw something or the bird is kill.

>> No.15141970

>>15141937
>Scrimmy Bingus concept album

Holy shit, this is great

>> No.15141971

>>15141953
It's dead, Jim

>> No.15141973

>>15141951
>He thinks drawfags are robots if they don't talk
Silly human. We're all humans here.
I mean, you're human. I, too, am human
It is what the humans call a "party"

>> No.15141974

>>15141971
No, it's just pining for the fjords.

>> No.15141975

>>15141946
This brings up a good point. We need a name for this monster bar.

What should we call it?

>> No.15141977

>>15141953
Fine fine. we won't drag the bird into it
You know, to keep the bird safe, you should give it to me.
I will put it over here next to this delectable blend of herbs and spices and an open grill, where it will be away from prejudice and malice

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>>15141958
>>15141963
Keep in mind that I wasn't referring to Latenight at all, which I'm at fault for not specifying in my post.
>No one who creates threadcanon Wendigo is a robot.
I love the Ara ara Wendigo a fuck-ton.

>> No.15141982

>>15141975
Eros' snack bar

>> No.15141983
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>> No.15141984

>>15141974
3/4 people who read this will think it's a sad panda reference and nothing else.

>> No.15141985

>>15141953
I'll fucking stick my rancid cock in that bird until it chokes to death, you avatarfagging, fag-magnetising excuse for a hedgehog's saliva-coated shit.

Also, are you taking commissions right now?

>> No.15141986

>>15141960
You can't just say that and not show us.

>> No.15141988

>>15141953
I'll drop the bird if you bring back the alp.

>> No.15141990

>>15141973
Oh of course, I am definitely also a human.
It's nice to know that all of us here right now are indeed humans.
Being a regular person is my favorite activity.

>> No.15141996

>>15141982
Does the sign have a picture of a Houri wearing a vest of aphrodisiac explosives?

>> No.15141997

>>15141975
Dime a Dozen?
I'm sorry. I'm not good at this naming thing

>> No.15142001

>>15141984
When does the Panda use that quote? 404s?

>> No.15142003
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>>15141946
Alcohol is the universal language and key to true happiness. Sit a paladin and a succubus down with a bottle of booze and they'll be best friends by the time it's gone.

>> No.15142006

>>15142001
I believe it's used for removed galleries.
>tfw Koppes stuff is gone now
Fuck.

>> No.15142009

>>15142006
Does panda regularly remove old material? I noticed 90% of the stuff in my favorites older than a month was gone.

>> No.15142018

>>15141983
>"I got the drinks girls!"

>> No.15142019

>>15141986
I'd rather not link it because of the tags. It's on the panda. I doubt there's more than 1 doujin with the wizard of oz tag once you exclude western.

>> No.15142021

>>15141946
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP21b-AAXJk
For when Latenight (eventually) leave us

>> No.15142024

>>15142019
>I'd rather not link it because of the tags
Silly Vegeta. you've already said it was a strange one
How bad could it be?

>> No.15142025

>>15141996
>An explosion of flavor
>Friday night parties in this building you can crash into
>Brewin' up things every day
>Help wanted: 71 additional waitress positions open

>> No.15142029

>>15142001
>>15142006
It's also used for stuff that's on ex when you try to go to it on eh. As for the removals, blame fakku for that.

>> No.15142030

>>15142009
No, you might've just gotten unlucky with Jewcob's fucking bullshit.

>> No.15142038

>>15142019
Oh, just link it. This is 4chan, not Tumblr. Who gives two shits if some jokers here start whining about it even after you have the courtesy of a caution.

>> No.15142039

>>15142024
I'll just link part 1 since that one doesn't have the weird stuff.
http://exhentai.org/g/568706/4f6ebf7b6d/

>> No.15142048

>>15142039
>Part one
>Check the artist
>there's 5 parts
Well shit Anon, now you've sent me on an adventure to find the second one!
And I think I just found i- oh. Oooooh. Oooookay
Ooookaaaaaay, that's enough of that

>> No.15142052

>>15142048
Silly anon. You think we're allowed to have nice things?

>> No.15142054

>>15142048
I did say so.
I read the whole thing and I'm not sure why.

>> No.15142060

>>15142052
>>15142054
Yeah, let's just act as if that doesn't exist
Because that does not exist
I don't even know what you're even talking about

>> No.15142062

>>15142048
Meh, just monster on girl. It's pretty fucking tame in the grand scheme of things.

>> No.15142064

>>15142038
On the subject of Tumblr I was browsing the tags of one of the drawfag's posts there and saw some Monster Girl Encyclopedia blogs on the bottom. I thought I'd check them out because they might be cool. The Kraken dedicated one complained about Rape in regards to Monster Girls and how it sucked, the Hellhound one had no Hellhounds and was just bitching about how North Carolina not letting him into the woman's bathroom was literally Hitler, and the other ones were /d/, RP blogs, or repeats.

I don't get it. How are all the other MGE communities so bad, and in so many different ways? What is it about MGE that can attract not just autism, but a wide variety of autism?

God I hope Seven Sea's release of MGE will be a quiet success only, I don't want this to grow. MGE is all I have left in life.

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well?

>> No.15142079

>>15142064
Have you considered taking up gardening?

>> No.15142085

>>15142078
Hahahahahaha Yes, of course.

>> No.15142086

>>15142078
Dios mio, you can't just ask that, little one!
S-Sure

>> No.15142087

>>15142064
It's the other way round. MGE doesn't attract these headtouched inbreds specifically more than any other media. Rather, they see fit to dirty whatever thing they can find with a unique idea or large following, and make it suck for anyone else involved.

>> No.15142090

>>15142078
I hold her face in the toilet until she stops kicking

>> No.15142092

>>15142064
It could be because that they probably think that because they have an uncommon interest, they have the right to be horrible, or something like that.

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>>15142048
>People not being able to stomach that shit when it wasn't that bad all things considered

>> No.15142097

>>15142078
Of course we can, plus it's cold out so it would be rude of me to leave you with cold hands.

>> No.15142101

>>15142078
What man could say no

>> No.15142104

>>15142093
We've had a relatively major influx of newfaggotry these past two months.
What else can you expect but the most retarded, normie reactions possible?

>> No.15142108

>>15142093
>amputee
>guro
>blood
>body modification
You didn't check all of them, did you?

>> No.15142109

>>15142093
Yeah, it honestly wasn't that bad
I mean, I've seen worse Jesus fuck have I seen worse

>> No.15142114

>>15142108
From those tags alone I can tell you're over-reacting.

>> No.15142115

>>15134333
Trips for truth. I need my June fix. Why does he cuck me so. Its just not fair.

>> No.15142121

>>15142115
Didn't you know
Cockblocking people as a writer generates energy
Why do you think stories are prone to cliffhangers?

>> No.15142123

>>15142108
I read through all four of them, and while I'll say I won't fap to it I read it with a mildly bored disinterest. Really, if you're going to go "LE OMG DON'TREAD THIS IT'S EXTREME LIKE WHIPPED CREAM" at least make it something that's upsetting or shocking.

Hell, the scene in Corpse Party where the little girl has her legs chopped off at the thighs by that ghost fucker and wakes up to bloody stumps before he goes The Butcher on her disturbed me more than 'I'm having sex and I took this magical medicine and now the pain is gone?' shit.

>> No.15142124

>>15142108
I can find ten much more deviant doujins for you in under as many minutes, if you want.

>> No.15142128

>>15142115
>>15142121
YBA is a busy motherfucker. Also, June is a cunt.

>> No.15142131

>>15142128
June is an angel

>> No.15142137

>>15142123
>Corpse Party
No no no
Don't remind me of that
I couldn't sleep for weeks due to that

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>>15142137
Same.
It was some scary shit.

>> No.15142149

>>15142128
Thats like, your own opinion man. But I'll respect it as your own though.

>> No.15142151

>>15142137
You got any of that smeary stuff?

>> No.15142152

>>15142108
>shit pansies who have been past the panda for a week say

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>>15142114
>>15142123
>>15142124
I'm not saying there isn't much worse out there, there is, but if you think this isn't bad you are pretty jaded.

>> No.15142157

>>15142123
>>15142137
Was Corpse Party the one where one of the girls dies when a psychic force propels her into a solid wall with such speed that her body just turns into mincemeat and shattered bone shards upon impact?

>> No.15142160

>>15142157
I don't know, because I don't remember
Because I forced myself to just blank it all out of memory
God, playing that game in the dark was pants on head a stupid idea

>> No.15142162

>>15142154
THIS is what you're getting worked up about?
Hahah holy shit man, even babbies first guro is a hell of a lot worse than that.
http://exhentai.org/g/314771/e3ac813b22/

>> No.15142167

>>15142154
>not being jaded and emotionally zen enough to not even raise an eyebrow at the sight of a person's innards

Though, I realise I might be being a bit self-centered here. After all, I have gotten tangibly angry and upset at doujins before. The loli Geiger counter one, for example.
And that doujin with the harpy was the first NTR doujin I ever made the choice to actually read rom start to finish. I was only half surprised to find myself angry enough that there was a physical feeling of vileness in my stomach after reading that.

>> No.15142168

>>15142143

>Kejourou on a full moon.png

>> No.15142171

>>15142162
>getting worked up about
I don't think you're responding to the guy you think you are

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>>15142160
>tfw that one soul you talk to in Chapter 1
>says that when you die, your soul remains in the school, forever feeling the pain you felt the moment you died
>He then proceeds to yell in pain, saying
>"Shit, I shouldn't have died that way!"
I turned that game off immediately and never played it again.

>> No.15142173

>>15142162
Oof, jeez. I actually cringed and felt my balls recede slightly upon looking at page nine.

>> No.15142174

>>15142157
Yes, yes it was.
Very Brutal.

>> No.15142178

>>15142154
I never flinch at guro shit, but there's something about getting hurt in the leg that makes me go "oh shit" internally. Maybe because I was shot in the leg once

>> No.15142179

>>15142123
I still want to save Seiko.

>> No.15142184

>>15142178
Same. I'm always unreasonably conscious of sensory organs, joints, and arteries.
I sometimes flinch a little in fiction, and a lot IRL.

But horrifying guro doesn't have the same effect. sometimes it's really fappable, as demonstrated by chunlieater

>> No.15142188

>>15142172
>Remember playing it with headphones because everyone says the experience is different
I still remember saying to myself "Haha, I played Dead Space in the dark. I can totally do this!"
And then I never picked up that game ever again because the nightmares worldn't stop

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Maybe if I ignore them, they will go away

>> No.15142194

>>15142193
Why would you ignore a slime?

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>>15142193

>> No.15142196

>>15142193
What if slime is actually shog

>> No.15142198

>>15142195
I want o snuggle with her on that bed.....err her body.

>> No.15142200

>>15142193
>we're on page 9 again
Fug

>> No.15142201

Well, I got curious about Corpse Party, looked up how Mayu died, and saw the anime clip.

Time to add that to my slowy growing list of most hateful ways to die.

>> No.15142202

>>15142196
>You thought that I was a slime!
But it was I, Shoggath!

>> No.15142203

>>15142200
>original post - 2 days ago
It's time, Anon. It's time. You have to let go.

>> No.15142208

>>15142202
But shoggoth, you is slime.

>> No.15142217

>>15142208
>You thought that I was Shoggath!
>But it was I, Sea Slime!

>> No.15142218

>>15142200
Just make it easy and make the new thread once you hit image cap or something. Nothing bad will happen, I promise.

>> No.15142220

>>15142123
What girl? The only loli I remember is MC's imouto and she doesn't get guro'd.
Or you mean the Sachiko flashback?

>> No.15142223

>>15142201
>>15142157
WHEN YOU COME TO IT
AND YOU CAN'T GO THROUGH IT
AND YOU CAN'T KNOCK IT DOWN
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE FOUND

>> No.15142227

>>15142200
Quick everyone waste the rest of the image limit before we hit page 10

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In all honesty, I would rather not have the thread get deleted again. it feels nice to have a thread die naturally

>> No.15142234

>>15142217
A chuuni slime sounds nice.

>> No.15142236

>>15142229
So just make a new one once you hit that image limit instead of waiting around for another day in a huge laggy thread with no images
AKB threads do it all the time

>> No.15142243

>>15142227
We could still be up for a day or more so please no

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I want to operate with a monster girl!

>> No.15142251 [DELETED] 

>>15142236
How about you lurk more instead?

>> No.15142259

Well, hope Ya'll Dream of your Waifu, Please dont burn down the thread

>> No.15142262

>>15142249
What kind?

>> No.15142265

>>15142259
>>15142229
hmmm

>> No.15142266

>>15142265
Hmmm what?

>> No.15142275

>>15142259
I just recently commissioned Sub for some lewd art of my waifu with one of my favourite fetishes, and the anticipation has been making me happy every waking moment.
I hope that's enough to cause some nice dreams, even if I still have to wait for the commission queue to clear up.

>> No.15142277

>>15142262
Any kind! Speaking of, I'm writing a story about a team of MG's doing airsoft because I can, any MG's you want included?

>> No.15142284

>>15142259
>Have a nice dream with my waifu in it
>Can't remeber most of it

It hurts more than it should

>> No.15142286

>>15142266
Burning is fun.

>> No.15142290

>>15142284
Your heart remembers.

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>>15142249

The only reason to carry a weapon in KC-land is to protect your virginity.

>> No.15142303

>>15142293
Or looking operator?

>> No.15142307

>>15142259
>"I won't let you sleep tonight."

>> No.15142318

>>15142266
He's invoking Hmmm, the ancient Germanic god of curses and sickness.

>>15142277
Kurvy Kobold.

>> No.15142323

>>15142290
The tightness in my chest that I feel when I think about her proves that she exists.

You're right, Anon.

>> No.15142330

>>15142307
Do you mean she'll watch you while you sleep because it calms her down to see you in such a vulnerable, open position yet peaceful because she knows she is protecting you?

>> No.15142334

>>15142318
Will do anon

>> No.15142347

>Get adopted by a man and his Mantis wife
>They have a daughter your age
>She's blind
>Growing up, she would always cling to and depend on you
>All through school, your parents made sure the two of you were always in the same class, and she always sat next to you with her desk pushed next to yours
>When you graduated, you had to find a job working from home because she would have panic attacks if she couldn't find you
>She rarely, if ever, speaks to anyone besides you, often whispering responses for you to relay when other people talk to her
>Insists on sleeping in the same bed as you, even though you're both adults now
>Secretly wants to have sex with you, but is afraid you'll leave her if she tries

>> No.15142356

>>15142347
Too clingy. handicapped doesn't mean 'incapable of doing anything for yourself' usually.

>> No.15142376

>>15142347
I want to sit her in my lap and pet her head.
Would she have a chunky bottom?

>> No.15142378

>>15142115
I've just finished Vengeance, and what exactly was that with MC seeing some alternate version of himself and Vanessa torturing him the story cuts off on? Was that because he touched her and fell into her madness for a while, or some magic happened? Or was it because the MC has peculiar past/capabilities the story sometimes hints on? Didn't quite got that.

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>>15142347
>blind Mantis
Nigga they've got two EXTRA spare pairs for a reason.

>> No.15142386

>>15142347
>>15142383
she has antennae which should help make it easier for her to get around, either way I'd be their to help her if she and her antennae aren't enough.

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Meat for dinner again?

>> No.15142389

>>15142378
It's just YBA making it clear that the whole story is a huge joke played on the people that wanted this kind of story in the first place.

>> No.15142392

>>15140612
B-but I'm only doing this to refill my mana so don't get the wrong idea!

>> No.15142402

>>15142383
>>15142386
A blind Mantis, lawyer by day, ninja vigilante by night!

>> No.15142420

>>15142389
Looks to have some fair effort put into it for that.

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>>15141906
>caring about this
>caring about anything at all

>> No.15142435

>>15142420
It's half serious.

>> No.15142437
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Eromancers, discuss.

>> No.15142451

>>15142387
Ah yes.
Mysterious stretchy meat.

A solid staple of anyone's diet.

>> No.15142455

>>15142437
A class I should not be allowed to take because my magical realm should stay in my head.

>> No.15142456

>>15142451
I remember playing Digimon World and those fucking things grew off the ground in a field, I shit you not.

>> No.15142463

>>15142456
You've obviously never worked at the stretchy-meat farm.
It's a lovely life but you keep having to chase off werepups and wendigos.

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>>15142456
You say this as if meat plants is the craziest shit to come out of Digimon.

>> No.15142465

>>15142437
>I put on my cape and wizard condom.

>> No.15142467

>>15142455
>not creating a pocket dimension where your libido is law

>> No.15142471

>>15142467
I mean, that's a given but I'd have to put signs up saying that 'Beware, here they be stuff the likes of which your boner will die from or be confused at'.

>> No.15142474

>>15142437
Succubi make the best ones. Except for that one lonely Ryu who had too much free time on her hands (claws?) and REALLY wanted Anon to notice her.

>> No.15142475

>>15142471
>other men entering your Magical Realm
I don't think you understand the point of pocky dimensions, Anon.

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>>15142463
>>15142464
I only got like three pieces of meat from the farm a day, so I had to feed my Digimon wild mushrooms to bulk it up.
Shame I couldn't get me a Ladydevimon.
>>15142474
Tribal eromancers and their ancient ways for me.

>> No.15142488

>>15142475
Come on man, it would be boring without excitement.

I'd set up dungeons for folks based off my darkest desires and offer treasure to those who win!
Those that lose I play with or send off if they've been good sports.

>> No.15142495

>>15142437
That's not an eromancer, it's a pregomancer

>> No.15142496

>>15142480
Ladydevimon is overrated.

>> No.15142498

>>15142488
>Those that lose I play with
GAAAAAYYYY!

>> No.15142501

>>15142496
I don't remember asking you a goddamn thing!

>> No.15142505

>>15142498
What?
To the victor go the spoils.

Besides, I like breasts.
Big breasts.
Really big breasts.

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>>15142505
>REALLY BIG BREASTS?

>> No.15142512

>>15142509
yep.
And that succubutt's asking for an upgrade.
Along with a little something to fill them, a bit of tweaking in the back, and maybe something about the middle.

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>>15142509
Did he stutter?

>> No.15142519

>>15142513
That's a good size for the beginning.

>> No.15142520

>>15142513
Alps don't stutter, only the autist Finn does.

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>A series of heinous crimes have been perpetrated all over your city.
>All of the victims of those crimes have been women
>Current Year
>Be Anon
>Be the perpetrator of those crimes
>Your daily schedule consists of eating, sleeping, studying for college, general tomfoolery, and perpetrating crimes against women
>Not necessarily in that order
>Why commit crimes?
>To put monster sluts in their place
>Been stalking this one Alp slut for the last week
>Black hair, pixie cut
>Kind of tall, 6'
>Black turtleneck
>You knew her when she was a guy
>Never liked him
>He was kind of a douche
>She always takes a shortcut through a schoolyard after she finishes work
>You're waiting for her, around a corner
>Its 7:45PM, the only lights are coming from nearby streetlights
>She'll be here in 15 minutes
>Take a Doppelgänger potion
>Instruct clones to take positions near the entrances
>She's here
>Put on ski mask
>Jump in front of her
>She recoils in surprise
>You can see the fear in her eyes
>Its delicious
>She knows why you're here but asks anyways
>You don't respond
>She takes a step back and your clones come in through the entrances
>She opens her mouth to scream but you're on her too fast
>"Hold the bitch down," you say
>Your clones do just that
>You grab her sleeve and push her arm back so that the sleeve in empty
>Tie the sleeve into a knot
>Double knot it
>Triple knot it just to be safe
>She's struggling, trying to break free, screaming, but her mouth is covered
>She tries to bite your clones arm, but you made sure they were wearing thick clothing in case that happened
>Triple knot her other arm
>Bolt out of there faster than a black father
>Her eyes are blank and glossy
>Both her arms are knotted
>She shakes and stares at them dully

>> No.15142527

>>15142520
But Finn never stuttered in Star Wars...

>> No.15142528

>>15142480
I want to bugger that Bugbear!

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>>15142519
Better?

>> No.15142532

>>15142524
>.jpeg.png

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>>15142513
Can we go smaller? And um...more compact?
You know the style. Smooth, silky, lithe.
The entire body a sweeping curve whose thighs can be wrapped around one of yours as she leans back to stare into your eyes.
Can I get mine in Sabbath flavor?

>> No.15142536

>>15142530
An ample improvement.
That would be good Unless I really feel like teasing her.

>> No.15142539

>>15142387
I was never clear if that images was supposed to be Anon leaving a present/lure for Wendigo, or vice versa.

>> No.15142540

>>15142524
Why would they do that?

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>>15142530
I want to start a cult, centered entirely around worshiping this semen demon. We can gather to help summon more of her Imp minions each week.

There'll be pizza at our meetings.

>> No.15142545

>>15142513
>>15142530
The meat needs to be on the bottom, not the top.

>> No.15142546

>>15142539
It's like a cat leaving a mouse at your doorstep.
Only cuter.

>> No.15142549
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>>15142545
Satisfied?

>> No.15142551

>>15142543
>pizza
>lolis too
Sounds like a fun time.

>> No.15142554

>>15142549
Smaller and bigger.

>> No.15142555

>>15142543
Tell them you'll have punch & pie. More people will come.
>>15142546
>a cat leaving a mouse at your doorstep.
My cats don't leave what they catch outside, they bring them in the kitchen and then there's blood and guts and feathers everywhere.

>> No.15142558

>>15142549
The original guy here.
Specific bullying for a monotaur would be keeping her near flat while I just give her the biggest booty in the land.
My land.

>> No.15142564
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15142564

I'm going to summon Nekobus twins!

>> No.15142567

>>15142543
>tfw you just go for the pizza and don't want any lolis

>> No.15142571
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>>15142554
I might have one or two smaller, but that's the fattest succubutt I have I think. Maybe >>15142564 can satisfy your urges?

>> No.15142573

>>15142567
That's like only showing up for pizza and bagel days at Planet Fitness.

>> No.15142574

>>15142564
I'm going to feed nekobus twins!

>> No.15142576

>>15142567
>That one guy who shows up the meetings, not even wearing his spooky cultist robe.
>Takes no part in helping to summon sexy demons.
>Just sits at the back and eats the pizza.

You are the worst. I hope a Sloth Demoness drags you away for being such a sponge.

>> No.15142585

>>15142571
Butts need to be huge, breasts need to be small.

>> No.15142588

>>15142387
It is kind of the wendigo to give that which she treasures most to the human. The pitiable human, with no claws to rend flesh, dull teeth unsuited to snap bone, no cloak to ward away the cold. Truly theirs is a hard lot in life.

>> No.15142590

>>15142585
Please.
I'd take both in very large sizes.

>> No.15142594
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15142594

Who is he, she wondered, and where is he going?

>> No.15142596

>>15142588
She's probably just worried Anon hasn't got enough food to survive the winter, so she hunted some wild stretchy anime meat for him.

>> No.15142601

>>15142594
Humans don't usually come by this high up in the mountains, it's too cold for them, this Human is lost and he might need help.

Better follow closely.

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>>15141896
On one hand I wanted a Unicorn.

On the other I never saw you once draw a horse lady and I wanted to see how well you handled it.

That's some damn fine work.

>> No.15142605

>>15142601
What if it's Mori Buntaro on his way to climbing a mountain?

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>>15142601
>>15142605
In any event, he surely feels cold! It's up to the littlest awa to show him some boreal hospitality.

>> No.15142611

>>15141896
Oh my....
I love both of them.
Shame I'll have to tell sensei that I'm done with schooling.

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>>15142437
sideways vagina-having cloacasnake detected

>> No.15142616

>>15142612
It's like a puzzle down there.

Which gap do you put it into? Or do you just press against them until you find the right one?

>> No.15142617

>>15142603
>The cuter announcer from YuYu Hakusho
I need to go back and rewatch that anime one day.

>> No.15142618

>>15142617
I've never seen it at all, is it any good?

>> No.15142619

>>15142612
Maybe it opens into an exciting space of wonder and awe like miss Fateburn's.

>> No.15142625

>>15142619
>miss Fateburn's
KILL IT WITH FIRE

>> No.15142629

someone post Shamsiel

>> No.15142630

>>15142617
You mean the second announcer.
She's good but the first will always be the true announcer.

>> No.15142631

>>15142630
Second girl was objectively more fuckable though

>> No.15142633
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>>15142629
Did somebody call for Succutitties?

>> No.15142638

>>15142631
I will not argue that point.
Delicious brown is the best.

>> No.15142637

>>15142607
Seems like she's the one getting helped there.

>> No.15142641

>>15142618
Anon. Stop typing right now, pull up whatever streaming site you use, and watch it. Immediately.

>> No.15142644

>>15142633
Totally worth losing my soul for.

>> No.15142645

>>15142641
Don't tell me what to do, tell me about the show.

>> No.15142647

>>15142637
Nonsense, the clumsy Human needs to be kept warm, it just happens that a piggyback ride is the best way to share her heat with him.

>> No.15142648

>>15142641
>streaming

>> No.15142651

>>15142633
>breasts get engorged with milk whenever she's near a church
Unf. I want to apply that aspect of Shamsiel to MGE Succubi and girls like Hellhounds and maybe even Undead.

>> No.15142658

>>15142645
>Delinquent teen gets hit by a car
>Has a near-death experience
>Gets recruited by the king of hell to hunt demons
>Comes back to life with laser finger powers
>Recruits his rival (who learns to make laser swords), a fox spirit, and two midgets to fight

>> No.15142661

>>15142658
I'm not going to lie, that sounds like shit. I was willing to give it a chance because of HxH being good but you're not helping.

>> No.15142662

>>15142651
But that would complicate my plans for a Hellhound nun.

Actually, no, it would be fine like that.

>> No.15142666

Guys, I just want a little daughteru to cuddle between me and my waifu. Why must I suffer?

>> No.15142667

>>15142661
Description really doesn't do it justice, just watch it.

>> No.15142669

>>15142662
Would she ask you for regular milkings so that she doesn't do anything lewd mid mass?

>> No.15142670

>>15142666
Because you rebelled.

>> No.15142671

>>15142667
>it's totally not shit guise!
Fine, I'll watch it. But if it's bad I'm coming for you and whacking you over the head with a rubber chicken.

>> No.15142672

>>15142662
>But that would complicate my plans for a Hellhound nun.

All the young boys love Sister Embereyes, she has the nicest tail and she's very kind!

>> No.15142674

>>15142644
you wont if your stamina is good

>> No.15142678

>>15142669
Why do Hellhounds and breast-play/lactation work so well together?

>> No.15142679

>>15142670
Against what?

>> No.15142681

>>15142679
Gee, I wonder what Satan rebelled against.

>> No.15142685

>>15142681
Oh hey, I just noticed that. I guess I am a bit of a shitter then, fuck.

>> No.15142686

>>15142662
Would she be gentle? Or would she be one of those strict nuns who send misbehaving boys to bed with spanked rear ends?

>> No.15142687

>>15142678
It works well with all of them in my opinion.

But for hellhounds?

Because you get to feel their tails wagging ultra fast while they start panting.

>> No.15142688

>>15142678
Because thug monsters doing something related to motherhood for a sex act is hot, and the idea of warm milk straight from the tit is nice.
>She nurses you to sleep with her warm milk while giving you a gentle handjob
>Last thing you see is her licking the cum off her paws

>> No.15142690

>>15142688
>Last thing you see is her licking the cum off her paws
aww jeez

>> No.15142695

>>15142690
She wants to make sure you fall asleep with your head full of lewd thoughts of her.

>> No.15142696

I'm going to go hunting for a Shiny Wurm

>> No.15142701

>>15142695
Well she sounds fantastic at it.

>> No.15142704

>>15142696
Remember to buy a Master Ball.

>> No.15142706

>>15142696
What are you going to do when you find her? Pee on her?

I'd pee on her.

>> No.15142710

>>15142706
>>>/d/

>> No.15142712

>>15142706
Hello Whizzard.

>> No.15142714

>>15142706
Why must it be a Wurm? Can't you just pee on a Matango or Alraune or Mandragora?

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>>15142688
>Because thug monsters doing something related to motherhood for a sex act is hot
>Last thing you see is her licking the cum off her paws
I'm rock solid.
>no busty onee-san type Hellhound delinquent will "bully" you by forcing you into a nursing handjob
>she will never have you and her purposely go past a church just to entice you with the milk dribbling through her tight t-shirt

>> No.15142718

>>15142712
sup.

>>15142714
Wurms are the most innocent.

>> No.15142720

>>15142706
Fuck off faggot.

>> No.15142725

>>15142717
>Hellhound-san please.
>Those people aren't a threat.
>You're crushing my head.
>Please calm down Hellhound-san.

"WAN WAN WAN!"

>> No.15142728

>>15142678
Because their tits are an attractive and unusual color and because they're framed by Hellfluff™ padding for your comfort

>> No.15142732

>>15142686
Strict in public but a coddling pushover in private

>> No.15142736

>>15142732
Sensitive paw pads?

A paw rub wouldn't be out of the question would it? It's purely non-sexual.

>> No.15142741
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15142741

So have you guys been following that new 'Love Hina with monstergirls' manga?

>> No.15142743

>>15142741
If only every man could be so lucky to wake up like that.

>> No.15142744

>>15142741
No but god damn, I'd that ghost

>> No.15142750

>>15142741
There are too many fat ghost butts in this house!

>> No.15142756

>>15142743
It's not really that great.
He woke up a mile in the air one day, and every time something lewd happens as a result of her poor sleeping habits, he gets thrown out a window.

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>Hears your friends joking about her stealing you from them (not knowing she was within earshot)
>Tries to throw away your relationship entirely because she's scared your friends will grow to hate you because of her, and you too will grow to hate her as a result

>> No.15142760

>>15142756
He's a harem(?) protagonist. He'll live.

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>>15142744
Be gentle

>> No.15142777

>>15142757
Stop shilling monoeye shit, gaben

>> No.15142778

>>15142768
I'm spreading those legs, eating her out, and impregnating that ghost.

>> No.15142780

>>15142757
The solution is obvious. Kill all the friends so you can be with her. Become one with her.

>> No.15142800

>>15142780
Thanks Grail-kun! You always know what to do!

>> No.15142805

>>15138929
Thick is love. Thick is life. As are most other body types imo.

>>15138930
Maybe.

>>15138933
>>15138941
>>15138944
>>15139692
>>15139905
>>15140412
>>15140415
I'm glad you guys like!

>>15138937
I'm glad you like, and thanks for pointing that out anon! A combination of placement and perspective I think, it's definitely one of my weaknesses. Just gotta get back to studies though. Gotta git gud.

>>15138949
Thanks dude! For me they are, but I suspect it's because I've been jumping between different styles. I feel like I'm approaching a sweet spot with anime though, so we'll see. Just gotta keep drawing for sure o7

Gonna be a hectic weekend, but I'm hoping to have my drawing setup back up and running next week.

Goodnight /mgt/

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15142812

>>15142463
>>15142387

>> No.15142816

>>15142805
>Maybe
What, you don't even know what she's playing? You're a hack, man! Bet it's in your genes.

>> No.15142817

>>15142812
Such bad girls!
You gotta punish them by making them work on the meat farm if you catch them.

>> No.15142821

>>15142816
Also maybe.

>> No.15142825
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>really really good picture of Miia's mom pops up
>Can't pretend it's Miia cause the 3rd face scale will constantly remind me

Kill me

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TZICH all of you!

>> No.15142841

>>15142825
Miia's mom > Miia

>> No.15142844

>You'll never rape an Elf by accident

>> No.15142845

>>15142841
>Miia's mom > Miia
This is objectively true.

>> No.15142849

>>15142841
>>15142845
Miia's mom has got it going on.

>> No.15142854

>>15142825
Nevermind, a friend fixed it for me, now in my Miia belly dance folder
https://my.mixtape.moe/bcrmdu.png

>>15142845
>>15142849
>>15142841
Miia's mom is hot ya, but only cause she's just a more milfy version of Miia
Miia is best

>> No.15142856

>>15142849
I don't need that song in my head, I don't even like it, fuck you.

>> No.15142870

I'm going to lay a curse on the MGC Mall's lady undergarmet section so that any women who puts them on turns into a milfy version of herself!
Women who are already milfs become double milfs.

>> No.15142871

>>15142849
She's all I want, and I've waited for so long!

>> No.15142872

>>15142870
Double? You mean a GMILF?

>> No.15142875

>>15142834
Fatty

>> No.15142877

>>15142812
I tried to flip this for you but we're at image limit

>> No.15142878

>>15142870
>double milfs
Son, stop while you're ahead. No plane of existence could hold that much 'Ara Ara'.

>> No.15142880

>>15142875
Look at her waist, it's so thin. Only her ass is fat.

>> No.15142881

>>15142877
Sorry, let me help out.

>> No.15142883

>>15142877
http://imgur.com/g5HLAny
Here it is

>> No.15142888

>>15142872
No anon.
Double milfs.

>>15142878
Nyet, I can see it now.
My whole life is moving towards this moment.

>> No.15142891

>>15142875
Please.
I know my fatties and that Caterpillar ain't fat.

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>>15142891
OMNOMNOM!

>> No.15142900

>>15142893
Nope, still not fat.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm got some weighty demons to get in a contract with while others shout at me to go.

>> No.15142901

>>15141890
First of all you need to change your "advertising"

When I read your post my reaction was "Oh, it's just some mindless smut, I'll pass"
5 hours later, seeing no one answered you I decided to give you a review out of pity and it turned out that I really enjoyed the story

Include a picture in your post to attract more attention, write a 1 line summary of the plot, give tags instead of fetishes, sent it to the wordpress and whatever else you want to do to get more people reading your story

As for the story itself the flow of time was well done and the plot advanced forward smoothly
You made a good use of the Jabberwock's tentacles
All the cuddly scenes before they entered the hotel were great
The dialogue was good enough
And overall it was well written and executed

As for the negatives I found that the Cheshire scene was a bit forced, you should have either removed it or expended it into something more meaningful
The smut didn't really work for me too well but that's way too subjective, and besides all the cuddling actually got me hard

As a side note, I'm saddened to see that you've wrote so many stories and that they all sit at relatively low view counts, you deserve much more attention.
Good luck to you, I wish you the best

>> No.15142902

>>15142893
Nerd

>> No.15142914

>>15142902
But she's a metalhead.

>> No.15142925

Been reading some William Gibson. Wish we had cyberpunk stories. Cyclops and Anubi would work well in that type of setting.

>> No.15142926

>>15142914
She looks like she's more into Prog-Rock and Ambient-Metal.
I should know all my best friends are metalheads.

>> No.15142928

>>15142914
So am I but that doesn't stop me from being a nerd. The line between Metal and Nerdy is vanishingly small, Anon.

And she's fat.

>> No.15142931

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please be sure to sign up with your local golem relocation squad.

Hundreds of ancient war and arcana golems are discovered every year, each of them need a homestay while they are acclimated to the modern era.

Many of them have enhanced muscles and some well constructed....assets.

>> No.15142934

>>15142870
I want a milfy Lich.

>> No.15142935

>>15142926
>Prog-Rock
Oh great, so now Moth-chan is going to make me sit through all of King Crimson's stuff and then giggle whenever a song comes on that had porn named after it.
Confusion will be my epitaph.

>> No.15142937

>>15142931
This is very Pratchett-esque. If I sign up for this, do I get an adoring Golem secretary who puts on a dress and reads women's magazines?

>> No.15142945

>>15142937
Yes.
She would cook for you every day and try to enhance her womanly charm just like the magazines says.
she would ask you if her sign would be when she became conscious or when she was constructed.

>> No.15142946

>>15142934
With them hips and those breasts?

>> No.15142949

>>15142945
When she became conscious.

>> No.15142950

>>15142949
Then she is a taurus and wishes to know what your sign is to compare compatibility.

>> No.15142953

>>15142926
Jake please leave.

>> No.15142963

>>15142950
I'm Pisces, I think.
>>15142953
Who is this Jake?

>> No.15142964

>>15142616
Careful with those puzzle vaginas. Every so often, you end up with one that doesn't quite make sense. http://oglaf.com/puzzlecunt/

>> No.15142968

>>15142963
The magazines state that you have have excellent compatibility in relationships and sex. She wishes to test this, do you accept?

>> No.15142972

>>15142968
I call her out on her bullshit, Pisces and Taurus are a shit match.
Pisces and Cancer is GOAT, though. I could offer to rewrite her chem at an appropriate moment to recreate her personality based on this new astrological sign.
Or maybe I'll rewrite her to ignore horoscopes because they're a shit. Horoscopes and bitches, not even once.

>> No.15142973

>>15142972
But the magazines.....

>> No.15142977

>>15142973
Are garbage.

>> No.15142979

>>15142977
Well, can you prove her wrong?
The ladies in the magazines seem quite knowledgeable.

Did you know that blue is the new black?

>> No.15142985

>>15142979
>blue is the new black
The wavelengths of light have not changes, ergo this is fallacious.
I am okay with a blue Golem though, she'd be soothing in these troubled times.

>> No.15142986

>>15142979
Do not make me go /fa/

>> No.15142994

>>15142985
Cuddle the golem.
She wants to pat your head.

>>15142986
whats /fa/ with monster girls?
Can it explain why I'm still not asleep?

>> No.15143000

>>15142994
>Spoiler
No, go to bed goddamit

>> No.15143001

>>15143000
Will do.

>> No.15143002

>>15142963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYIx0sFNDH4

>> No.15143024

I want to be a 19th century anthropologist who goes among the Wendigo to do an ethnographic study of them only to become so enamored with their life-style I become a member of their tribe.

>> No.15143029

>>15141330
It helps me remember one important thing, no matter what you do, doing nothing is equal to death.

She reminds me that, no matter what, drudge on. It pays off in some way. That and having someone to talk about my day and problems with helps me motivate myself to do better and face my problems.

In brighter news I discovered I can swim the entire length of an Olympic swimming pool in one breath. That and I learned that it really doesn't take too long to learn to outdraw the Western section in the exhentai directory.

>> No.15143083

>>15141330
>How far are you willing to go
Not very far.

>How much effort will you put in
Not a lot.

>When it comes to self improvement in general
I'm terrible at it.

>How much does the presence of a waifu help?
Staves off out-right, soul-crushing depression at least.

>> No.15143091

>>15141803
This is why I just read that ZedxSyndra comic.

>> No.15143096

>>15142534
...what is this?

>> No.15143100

>>15143096
Fuck you newKonosuba

>> No.15143108

>>15143100
Well thanks anon!

>Google it
>Not a hentai
>Comedy anime based off a web novel
>Guy gets tossed into MMORPG-esqe Fantasy World
>Winds up with the ditzy goddess who brought him there as a companion
>Keeps running into demonic forces even after he decides he'd rather just settle in and relax somewhere fancy

...eh. Might still check it out.

>> No.15143110

>>15143108
It's pretty sweet.

>> No.15143115

>>15143110
Sweet how?

>> No.15143121

>>15143115
It just makes me laugh, and the MC is pretty good as well. Just check out the first episode, it's a fun ride.

>> No.15143129

>>15143121
Eh, I just started Samurai Flamenco.

>> No.15143131

>>15143129
Just get ready for shit to go down whenever you hear Guillotine Gorilla

>> No.15143162

>>15143131
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>> No.15143200

Ded.

>> No.15143202

>>15143200
Hush, only rest now.

>> No.15143207

>>15143202
But I just had my morning coffee, you can't tell me to rest.

Hell I'm so full of energy I could conquer the world with a mayadere Lilim.

>> No.15143208

>>15143200
The periods are getting more often.

>> No.15143210

>tfw that Mizone oyakodon sequel with harpies is translated
Muh dick
Mother + daughter threesome is the best

>> No.15143214

>>15143207
Yeah? Well, go fuck a Squirrel Girl, see which one of you stays chipper the longest.

>> No.15143221

>>15143214
http://i.imgur.com/hQfOmpv.jpg

Wouldn't mind that one bit.

>> No.15143223

>>15143221
>hfw she sees your nuts

>> No.15143226

I want an ASMR of an shy, creepy Cyclops who's tied me up and is whispering excitedly in my ear about how she's finally going to lose her virginity

>> No.15143239

>>15143226
I want to be chained up blindfolded by an Oomukade while she accidentally ASMRs me by scuttling around the room, whispering to herself about all the things she's going to do and ufufufu-ing.

>> No.15143282

>>15143210
I can't find the translated anywhere. link?

>> No.15143286

>>15143226
I want to find something to live for.

>> No.15143369

>>15143286
I want to find a lonely MG that needs to find something to live for.

>> No.15143375

>>15143129
Oh man, I just finished watching that about three or four days ago.

You are in for a fucking RIDE. Episodes 11 to 13 aren't the highest points of the series, but don't worry, it really fucking kicks off after that. Several times, even.

>> No.15143384

>Beeb hot as fuck all year round
>Suddenly cold as shit overnight
>All the yetis probably already left town when it was hot
Oh god somebody help

>> No.15143402

>>15143384
What are you complaining about, Anon? cold days are literally the best, Yuki-onna waifus are god-tier because of that.

>> No.15143417

>>15143402
Cold is great because you can cuddle for warmth, but there ain't any no warmth in here!

I don't wanna be frozen to death by a yuki-onna!

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Don't worry, she will come and cuddle you when you are nearly broken, i guess it's a Yandere one.

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