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I want to have a classy discussion on /jp/, with classy people, like Alice! Let's discuss.

>> No.15124570

>>15124549
Alright, classy discussion time!
I want Alice to drink cum from a wineglass just like that.

>> No.15124602
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>>15124570
It's certainly classier than using it for breeding like animals do.

>> No.15124609

>>15124549
I'd like to know why japanese hates noses.

>> No.15124623

I legit want to rape Alice.

>> No.15124633

>>15124623
wtf!!

>> No.15124634

>>15124623
Her door is always open.

>> No.15124639

>>15124623
Gangbanging Alice and passing her around like a fuck doll!

>> No.15124653

>>15124609
Noses are the ugliest thing on the human body, second place going to the inside of ears, third being the asshole.

>> No.15124672

Alice has four threads.

>> No.15124683

>>15124672
/jp/ loves Alice, even if they want to use her as an onahole.

>> No.15124783

>>15124623
>>15124639
>>15124683
This is filthy and not elegant or classy at all. Alice wants to drink your seed like a proper lady does, not get it pumped into her like some kind of degenerate.

>> No.15124806

*Tips Fedora*

>> No.15124812

>>15124653
I want to lick Alice's ear canal

>> No.15124814

>>15124623
She probably feels the same about you. Don't forget to check under the bed before you sleep and lock all of your doors and windows.

>> No.15124828

>>15124623
Lets double team her, dude.

>> No.15124852

Classy gangbanging Alice and passing her around like a classy doll!

>> No.15124922
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15124922

I want to throw Alice on the bed like this before we have some sex.

>> No.15124943
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15124943

Arisu probably is the type that thinks poorly of sex.

>> No.15124957 [DELETED] 

>>15124570
>>15124602
>>15124623
>>15124639
>>15124783
>>15124812
>>15124828
>>15124852
>>15124922
Damn, you guys need to get laid.

Lol!

>> No.15124974

>>15124957
Where the hell do you think you are, /normie/?

>> No.15124980
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>>15124957

No amount of laid is going to get the cute Alice off of my mind!

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>>15124943
Non-consensual sex with Alice!

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>> No.15125042

So what is there to talk with Alice about? Dolls? Marisa? Threesome with Marisa?

>> No.15125050
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>>15125042
family and/or friends?

>> No.15125108

>>15124653
I dont know about you but ears are fucking delicious.

>> No.15125279

>>15124653
I thought vaginas could be the most repulsive.

>> No.15125288

>>15125279
Nah, only vaginas on woman older than 29, and woman that have curtain vaginas

>> No.15125366

>>15125279
So then don't use Alice's. There's plenty of other things to do with her instead!

>> No.15125495

>>15125042
Rape.

>> No.15125521

>>15125050
I mean, you can only talk about that for so long right?

>> No.15125631

Alice is the rape bait youkai.

>> No.15126387

>>15124852
*fuck doll

>> No.15126421

>>15126387
>>15124852
Is Alice the classiest fuckdoll to ever exist?

She has to be, right?

>> No.15126422

>>15124828
I'm joining in, but wait I will just take a camera.

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>>15125042
We can both talk about hobby painting.

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>>15125631
The rape touhou
The yuri touhou
The perfect touhou.

>>15124549
Poshi's Alice the best.

>> No.15138463

>>15138363
Touhou resident cutie.

>> No.15138865

>>15138463
*fuckdoll

>> No.15139319

What's the difference between a regular blowjob and a classy blowjob?

>> No.15139322
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>>15139319
A classy blowjob swallows it all without spilling any.

>> No.15139516

I want to rape Alice and be classy doing it.

>> No.15144471

I want to eat Alice on fine china.

>> No.15144591
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>>15128334
aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.15144865
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>>15144591
BY THE EMPEROR

>> No.15145385

>>15128334
>>15144591
>>15144865
NEVER FORGET TO THIN YOUR PAINTS. EVERY TIME ONE OF THESE MONSTROSITIES ARE BORN, ALICE GETS HIT IN THE HEAD WITH SHOVEL.

>> No.15145540

>>15128334
>>15144591
>>15144865
This was supposed to be a classy thread, not a horror and gore thread. I'm gonna have nightmares now. Please delete these.

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>>15139516
>>15144471
>>15126421
>>15125631
He's ready now

>> No.15146304
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15146304

>Wanting to rape Alice

I'd rather her rape me but then of course you can't rape the willing so it would just be plain old femdom.

>> No.15146348
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15146348

Alice is for cute, not for lewd

>> No.15146476

>>15146147
I would rape this woman.

No regrets, I'll gladly pay the 20 years in prison, but I would defile every inch of her body for hours. I'd bring toys, drugs, alcohol and rape her until I cum bone marrow.

>> No.15146854

>>15146476
That's not a woman.

>> No.15146936

>>15146854
still

>> No.15147276

>>15124549

I want to hit Alice in the head with a shovel.

>> No.15147678

>>15146854
The image you posted is such a shit resolution it's actually difficult to tell.

>> No.15149486

>>>/vp/26122222

>> No.15151764

>>15147678
I didn't post it, I just recognise that it's a well-known crossplayer.
Wanting to fuck him is perfectly okay, really.

>> No.15151785

>>15151764
yep he'd probably appreciate the attention; not like the character he is portraying though

>> No.15158528
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>>15147276
Even if you managed to get past her dolls, I doubt a blow to the head would phase Alice much.

>> No.15158577

>>15158528
I think Alice is as strong as a human physically.

>> No.15159188

>>15124549
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1462191430724.webm

>> No.15159316

>>15158577
Yes, but she has formidable defense magic, which would likely absorb a solid blow thrown at her even before she was aware of it.

>> No.15159345

>>15159316
Fuck off Alice before I shovel your head.

>> No.15160742
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15160742

行く!

>> No.15163019

>>15158528

not if I turn the shovel before swinging it. and if the first doesn't work, the second will.

>> No.15165710

>>15124623
I legit want to tie Alice to a stake and burn her.

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>>15165710
Hi Queen Mary I of England; how's King Philip II of Spain?

>> No.15165875

Someone post the Alice with hardhat edit.

>> No.15166952
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>>15165875
Here

>> No.15166964
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15166964

ああ、そうかい.....

actually, fuck off dumb Alice poster

>> No.15183166

>>15166952
Thanks. Now Alice is safe from the vile fiends that wish to sunder her beautiful head!

>> No.15190993
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15190993

A wild Alice has appeared!

>> No.15191104

>>15190993
masterball

>> No.15192969

>>15190993

Shovel to the face!

>> No.15194625

>>15124549
What is classy sex with Alice like?

>> No.15194639

I've seen Alice get around. Of course only in the classiest of ways.

>> No.15203872
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>> No.15212849

>>15194625
It's the same as regular sex with Alice but you raise your little finger.

>> No.15216069

I want to make out with Alice's asshole!

>> No.15221226
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15221226

Oh Shanghai you card

>> No.15226336

>>15203872
I, too, remember 2007.

>> No.15226367

Alice has the biggest butt in gensmokyo - FACT!

>> No.15227977

>>15203872
That fucking stuttering tripfag killed all the love for Alice on /jp/

>> No.15235883

>>15226367
I'm going to need to see evidence to back up this claim, Mr. Wright.

>> No.15235901

>>15227977
Stuttering Alice tripfag was a miracle, the likes of which we will never again see upon this site. Their era has passed.

Also I think the first one actually predated /jp/.

>> No.15241543

Did Alice also abandon her libido when she became a youkai? Does she fap?

>> No.15254273
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>>15241543
She's a girl, so she schlicks.

>> No.15254308
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>>15254273
Schlicking with Alice?

>> No.15255846

>>15254273
I bet this is her new tactic: hiding dolls under her clothes.

>> No.15264925

>>15255846
Rowdy.

>> No.15265065
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>>15241543
She'd like to think she's above that sort of thing now, but...

>> No.15265113
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>>15254308
This guy is too good.

>> No.15265190
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>>15254273
>>15254308
>>15265113
So Alice inherited her big knockers?

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>>15265190
But what if she wasn't Shinki's?

>> No.15268650
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>>15265190
>>15268354
*Cartoonish head turn to look at Yumeko*

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15268720

>implying you could rape Alice

She'd cut you down if you say one thing she dissagrees with. She's nuclear

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>>15268720
Just don't get lost in the night.

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>>15254273
>>15254308
>>15265113
>>15268720
Aripai?

>> No.15271978

I want Alice to give me classy oral sex.

>> No.15272409

This has to stop

>> No.15273348

>>15268720
It's nice to see some people who agree with me once in a while.

>> No.15273483
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I just kicked her ass lol. Why do people think Alice is strong again..?

>> No.15273518

>>15273483
Her ass is a decoy. You need to watch out for her dolls.

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>>15273483
Well, she IS the only character who explicity makes a point of not going all-out after all, even in Danmaku.

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15273568

People seem to forget that Alice rebooted the PC-98 with her grimoire magic so she could become human.

>> No.15273591

>>15273568
Stop trolling. She used to be human and now she's not. She became a magician youkai. Which still sounds weird in English no matter how many times I say it. "Magician" doesn't sound like a race. But I suppose it just sounds weird because I speak English and I'm not used to things being named like that.

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>>15273591
Alice will (without a doubt) become the real final boss in 2huverse.

She created an incident that no one even realized. If she goes all out in a fight it could expose her true form.

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15274858

Alice is a serial killer!

>> No.15274908
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Alice has the best underwear in gensokyo!

>> No.15274924

>>15274908
I'll need more proof to agree with it.

>> No.15274956

I want to lick Alice's feet.

>> No.15275147
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>> No.15275176

>>15275147
Would you grope that bum, /jp/?

>> No.15275205
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15275205

Alice joined the side with the best uniforms!

>> No.15275567

>>15274858
Telence is that you

>> No.15275614

>>15274924
>>15274908
still waiting nerd.

>> No.15275654

>>15274908
Isn't Iku the one with the kinky underwear?

>> No.15275752
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>>15275147
Okahi draws some pretty spoopy 2hus

>> No.15275814
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15275814

Alice.

>> No.15276163

I wish pandain did some horse X Alice doujinshi.

>> No.15276932
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15276932

Open wide~

>> No.15278226
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15278226

Did /jp/ knew that alice poster still exist?
She is making threads at /b/ board as a psychologist she is good though.

>> No.15280506

>>15270423
Now what exactly is the point of having panties like that

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15280571

>>15275814
Why does she make such a good cheerleader?

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>>15275654
Alice has her own type of underwear.

>>15275614

>>15280571
Hypothetical Ulil patch: You can call in Alice to cheer for you during a fight for stat buffs.

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