Monster Girl Thread

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Cotton Ghostgirls

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>>15121461
What on earth is a cotton ghost?

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>>15121466
The vengeful spirit of prime BBC material.

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>>15121474
If you say so massah.

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Undead a best

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Slimes Are Wonderful

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>>15121480
Then where is our cute Chosen Undead Pyromancer Girl for me to waifu?

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>>15121466
A spirit possessing cotton fabric, or some shit.

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poorly drawn, oddly colored yet cute Hellhound.

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>>15121481
They're evolving to appeal mofu lovers. We have to stop this Herr Doktor, we're going too far!

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Wurms are lewd!

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>>15121491
She was probably bullied in school because of her different color.

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>>15121496
No they aren't you fiend

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Monstergirls as Yukkuris anyone?

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>>15121514
No thank you.

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>>15121508
She's just Japanese. In Japan all dark haired people have purple hair.

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>>15121494
But slime tails will never be as fluffy as real mofu!

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>>15121512
I'm going to get a Wurm to put on a leather corset and a collar and I'm going to fuck her silly!

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>>15121491
I just realize all hellhounds are depicted with tufts of fluff under their boobs.

I wanna rub 'em.

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>>15121537
CHEST
HAIR

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Come and get it boyos!

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Spending time with wife.
The artist has an interesting style.

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>>15121549
Yeah. Interesting.

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>>15121323

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>>15121537
>>15121538
>>15121491
>The neck-fluff mofu connects with the cleavege mofu which connects with the underboob mofu, making one ultima mofu

...B-Bruh

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>>15121549
Name a time Gazer wasn't cute.

You can't

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>>15121558
ahuehue

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>>15121543
>Destroyah
I don't think I want to, especially since you gave me the worst nightmares I've ever had back when I was 5 years old and they lasted for a year and a half after that(yes this happened to me in real life true story), so Your really going t have to rove your self to me in order to get me to go on a date with you.

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Is there an illusion monster girl?

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>>15121466
Haunted spankerchief

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>>15121543
What if I don't?

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>>15121578
>Name a time Gazer wasn't cute.
when she's disheveled and gross after playing video games for 18 hours straight

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>>15121582
>Dota 2

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>>15121558
You clever man.

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>>15121549
That booty though.

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>>15121578
Wife is always cute.
>>15121591
She's extremely cute in that scenario, though.
>>15121602
Wife has a nice butt.

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>>15121514
Yukkuris and their weird smallhorse equivalent are weird as fuck. I'd rather not have all that literal blood and shit which comes from the inevitable abuse in these threads.

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>>15121609
>She's extremely cute in that scenario, though.
You'd really call a sleep deprived, slimy, messy haired, cranky gazer cute?

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>>15121558
That's not a literally flattened hellhound, is it?
There's not some weird fetish wizard running around turning well-endowed monstergirls into literal flat planks, is there?

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>>15121626
Of course it isn't.

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>>15121626
Hey, better than the tail-banana epidemic a while back.
Wizards have the sense of humor of drunken frat boys, but combined with the phenomenal cosmic powers of a minor deity.

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>>15121617
Absolutely.
My wife is never uncute.

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>>15121631
That's a relief. I want my hellhounds tall, powerful enough to crush an engine block, and busty enough that I can use her tits like a pillow.

>>15121632
That's the best sense of humour.

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>>15121643
I wish I could bait Tim into drawing some fat loli ass for me.

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I see a little silhouetteo of a man~

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>>15121643
That pic is quite cute. Love the hair and the soft colouring. Really makes everything about her look cheek-rubbingly smooth.

How's your own drawing skills coming along? Of course you can't really call her your waifu if you're not willing to draw her and improve yourself for her.

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>>15121664
Moth-chan needs to stop being so indecent.

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>>15121530
You can't, that's illegal. Wurms are for hugs.

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>>15121582
Doppelganger

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>>15121673
I'm going to tie her arms behind her back with my Unbreakable Rope and I'll gag her and blindfold her and then I'll take for a walk in a leash! Everyone will see what a naughty little slut my wiggly-Wurmy is! I'll make her dance with her exposed breasts jiggling right there in front of everyone!

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>>15121673
Are wurms also for snuggling and for having them nuzzle you, as I believe that Wurms are sweet and affectionate girls right?

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>>15121678
>for a walk
The laws of grammar and the universe are conspiring to foil your villainy
Wurms can't walk

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>>15121665
Life stuff has been in the way of me doing much of anything lately, and the next year is going to be pretty rough.
Hopefully by the time christmas comes around I'll be able to draw just a bit better. I've got until valentine's day next year to git gud.

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>>15121665
>spoiler
I’m trying! I just suck at it.

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>>15121697
That's kind of rude but you're not wrong.

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>>15121687
Getting desperate, are we? Maso-Wurm will become an internet sensation you know.

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>>15121689
An Oni with mofu?

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>>15121682
Of course. Also for use as melee weapons.
And ranged weapons if you can throw them far enough.

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>>15121689
>stacked loli
>mofu tails
>horns
>pleasure runes
>naught nighty

wew lad

I mean WEW LAD

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>>15121691
>I've got until valentine's day next year to git gud.

Then I expect to see something presentable from you by then.

>>15121697
All artists suck when they start. And they don't stop feeling like they suck even after hundreds of hours. But the stuff they can put out with pain and effort still looks good.

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Where are the ground infantry monstergirls at?

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You come home after work and you find this. They ask you to join them. What do you do?

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>>15121689
Surprisingly cute.

She's, dare I say it, fun-sized

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>>15121713
Call the police and report a case of home invasion.

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Careful not to fall for it.

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>>15121713
It's certainly the weekend.

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>>15121713
I'm starting to regret moving to MGC...

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>>15121709
>All artists suck when they start.
The odd thing is that I can copy something fairly well. If I have it infront of me so I can draw it, it’ll be just fine.
But if I draw something just from imagination, it looks awful.

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>>15121706
Nah, I'd rather not fight using her unless needed for I'd rather just spend my time cuddling with them and enjoy her strong yet soft cozy body. I'd want to do cute romantic thing with them like watching movies and scratching behind her scaly ears as we enjoy a good show together. Maybe even get to surprise her by planting a kiss on her cheek to make her blush and also gain a small yet cute smile on her flustered face.

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>>15121713
Find a way to be surrounded on all sides by those butts, tails and tits

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>>15121549
what a disgusting pignose.

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>>15121725
>move to MGC
>all the girls are too busy fucking to give you the time of day
>everyone is taken

Sucks being the new guy in town...

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>>15121710
Sleeping in manless communal barracks, dreaming of the husbands they'll never have because they're the expendable meatshields of the Lilims' war machine.

Maybe if they're lucky they'll get their turn at one of the lifeless broken comfort boys after the officers are done with them.

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>>15121713
Ask them why their in my house and if they have a crush on me, why so and can I trust either of these ladies at all?

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>>15121713
Who's the one on the right, anyway? I don't recognise that OC.

I wonder if multi-tailed girls like kitsunes would intertwine tails together. What a lewd thought.

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>>15121725
>>15105786

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>>15121745
Oh shi

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>>15121745
Time to whip out my dick.

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>>15121745
They look like they're ready to go mano e mano.

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>>15121745
I'm going to hide in the closet. It's pitch black and full of Alps and Skeletons.

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>>15121745
How I don't go to the bar or even drink I was relaxing at home, how did so many succubus be attracted to me and what do they want with me?

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Another day she slumbers

The cuddlepocalypse is avoided

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>>15121745
Oh my. They're looking intimidating.

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>>15121745
Whatever, come at me, I'm ripped.

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>>15121740
>Sleeping
Guess we're heading out for some target practice. Requesting confirmation on night ops engagement, over.

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I need a monster girl that can appreciate the genius of ambience that is Brian Eno.

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>>15121745
I’ll defeat them with my meat sword!

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>>15121759
Poor girl, forever destined to never be able to feel the intimate love of a good cuddling, makes wish I could give her one but I don't know what she'll do to me if I do?

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>>15121759
I'm going to lick and kiss those clawed feet all over and you can't stop me.

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>>15121759
gorgeous

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>>15121744
The Four armed kistune on the right is Cassandra.

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>>15121713
>Megamofu
>Multiarms
>Massive Mofu Mammaries

Tonight I drown in mofu

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>>15121745
...still regret moving here

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>>15121800
>Massive Mofu Mammaries
Those aren't massive at all

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>>15121524
That's what those crafty vixens want you to think, they're afraid they'll lose their mofu monopoly!

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What should I commission next? Another beautiful sea slime? An ittan-momen? Or some other monstergirl with little to no art?

Give me ideas to ponder, thread.

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>>15121740
I want to marry a veteran MG with PTSD!

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>>15121811
Scylla.

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>>15121811
Something involving big titties, ass, and lactation.

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>>15121811
A Tentacle or Valkyrie I think would be cool to see.

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>>15121807
They get pretty big actually.

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>>15121811
Tweet that to KC

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>>15121832
Her face resembles a moai statue.

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>>15121811
>An ittan-momen
Wait a bit, she's too new for that

>Or some other monstergirl with little to no art?
What about a Chimaera without her pauldrons?

Sea Slimes are top 3 best slime

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>>15121818
>Monster girl with PTSD
>You're the only one that can calm her down when she has an episode
>She's an incredible employee, her boss would never dream of firing her, but your number is on speed dial
>Has an episode one day and you get a call
>When you get there, she's got most of the staff tied up and is screaming into a computer mouse about her position being overrun
>As soon as she sees you, she drops everything and dives into your arms
>She's asleep almost instantly

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>>15121861
Don't ever touch a keyboard again.

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>>15121713
>yurishit

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>>15121713
wonder why i wasn't already wedged between them

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>>15121872
Like clockwork.

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>>15121821
Yeah, that's an idea. Phan and Mono both did a little something for her, but beyond that, she doesn't have anything. I'll see what I can think of.
The profile gives them the ability to hide in inhumanly small spaces, and they have some interaction with the charybdis', so maybe we can go for a two-in-one.

>>15121822
Does the "big tits and ass" bit still count if it's on a lactating shortstack? I think I just got an idea there.

>>15121830
True. Can't believe I forgot about those girls, considering how much I like them. And the valkyrie doesn't have any art outside of recolours.

>>15121833
No Twitter account to do it. Someone else in the thread can do it and link back to Phan's dA, though.

>>15121846
So, just furry/scaly arms up to the elbow for the chimaera? Could work.
I know, right? As time goes on, I find myself loving them more and more.

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>no yandere Kitsune with big tits will ever give you a boobhat while wrapping you in her tail(s)

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>>15121871
Don't ever talk to me or my wife's son ever again.

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>>15121893
>Does the "big tits and ass" bit still count if it's on a lactating shortstack? I think I just got an idea there.
Damn straight it does!

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Today i asked myself "can i make the skelly more attractive if i only change a few things"
The result is up to you

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>>15121905
My major issue with the MGE Skeleton was that they should have looked like Undead constructs with properly proportioned skeletal bits.

Either way, good stuff BarbK.

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>>15121905
wow rude

She was always attractive

Apologize now!

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>>15121905
Eh, not a fan of the MGE skeleton. Still, you tried.

MGE dragon pic when?

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>>15121811
Matango.
>>15121905
>Skeleton
What's next? Pot Devil? Charybdis?

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>>15121893
>So, just furry/scaly arms up to the elbow for the chimaera? Could work.

Maybe up to the elbow, either way it doesn't matter, I'm just sad that Chimaera gets absolutely no attention here just because of her pauldrons (which can most likely be removed anyway)
She's fairly popular in Japan, and for good reasons

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>>15121893
>interaction with the charybdis', so maybe we can go for a two-in-one.
As long as it's making a point of them saving hapless sailors from having to join in on a gang-bang. Speaking of Scyllas...

>>15121905
K the Barbarian, my man! Why not sketch a pretty little tentacled red-head? All the cool people are doing it now!

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>>15121905
You've made her look better in my option. Its nice to see art of girls that don't get much attention.

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>>15121905
No sorry.

You tried to make her bones look more like normal human legs, but now it looks like she has abnormally thick Hippo or Elephant thigh bones instead.

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>>15121582
Most all of them can cast ploymorph apparently. Granted most of them thats just giving themselves legs to walk around. But the ones who are good at it like kitsune and tanuki could probably pull some freaky shit.

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>>15121905
Nice, but those leg bones look too unnatural, I can't say it's an improvement but I can't say it's worse either

You could have given her flesh thighs up until the knee and then bone leg/feet, although I'm not sure how to make the transition look smooth

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>>15121713
Your new faces are shit, just like the fetish

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>>15121713
>What do you do?
I tell you to stop posting yurishit here.

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Bath with the Hellhound.

Her body keeps the bath warm long past the point it normally would go cold, you laugh as you wash her mofu and she conditions your hair. Then you relax, surrounded by candles, room darkened.

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>>15121938
Maybe. I don't dislike the matango, but I kind of feel like I want to take some liberties with her design, just to make her a bit more interesting.

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>>15121905
Those are some gigantic leg bones.

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>>15121972
>>15121969
>trying this hard to get a shitstorm started
Just fucking deal with it. Nobody took your bait. Stop responding to yourself and try again next weekend.

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>>15121964
I tried to stay close to the original but it's nearly impossible to make something that doesn't feel uncanny

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>>15112925
>>15112951
>>15112988

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>>15121893
>True. Can't believe I forgot about those girls, considering how much I like them.

Indeed and the art scenes you could do are high and flexible. The Valkyrie could have a graceful majestic aura to her and the tentacle could have a sweet innocent thing to her, like her want to hug a guy after being alone in a forest for years.

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>>15121989
Genki bargoer Succubus a cute.

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>>15121989
She's gonna get fat.

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>>15121989
Adorable.

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>>15121905
It's an interesting take, definitely. I'm really not sure how I feel about the leg bones, though. Like they're kind of trying to be skinny bones, with the size of full flesh legs, you know what I mean?

I do like the picture, though. In particular, the way those bits on the upper-arms separate the skeleton from the flesh bits. Like the bits are some magical part of her which actually govern the dividing line of where the bone ends and skin begins on her body.

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>>15122008
And she'd still be cute!
Genki girls are the best.

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So if the ittan-momen feels like she has a regular body if you touch her cloth, but there's nothing on the other side...

What happens if you touch her cloth from both sides?

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>>15121753
Don't you mean mamo e man-o?

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>>15122008
More likely she's gonna unintentionally do something sexually suggestive and drunkenly spill some of that Homely Holst into her cleavage window.

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>>15122038
That works swimmingly.

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>>15121841

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>>15122036
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwXtagr_XXw

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>>15121982
What sorts of liberties?

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Come and get it!

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>>15122061
get what?

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>>15122066
It. She's got it.

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>>15122052
Heh

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>>15121984
>>>/u/

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>>15122061
Maybe.

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>>15122036
>Put left hand on corporeal side of an ittan's body
>You can feel her boob
>Put right hand on other side, where you can feel just silky cloth
>Your left hand can now feel her boob, only as if your hand is below the skin, stretching and groping her from inside her own "body"

It'd be weird as hell. Good thing weird appeals to me.

But consider this: What about an ittan with inverted nipples? Can you feel the nipples on the "empty" side of the cloth? Can you tweak and push them so they come out, and vice versa?

Fuck, ittans just became amazing for me.

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>>15122061
>>15122069

I guess i'll have some too?

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>>15122052
I know that look. That man has seen some shit.

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>>15122061
Hope that Gore Magala girl likes mounted attacks.

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>>15122081
I think he just had it smeared all over his face

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>>15122069
What's it, going on a date with her, a material item, or some sort of magical power otherwise I'm already been told to come get it by>>15121543, with her I don't know if she wants to date me or what so I'm too busy?

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>>15122061
What is this, some kind of dragon Syndra?

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>>15122084
I'm very very sure that's an Alatreon

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>>15122061
What do I have to do to get "it"?

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>>15122084
I'd mount that mutt.

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>>15122091
Oh yeah, oops. It's been a while since MH3.

>>15122093
Doggystyle is the best position for haxing sex with anubi.
Along with every other sex position.

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>>15121985
I see what you mean, I really like how her upper arms look like flesh and then transition into bones
It could look great if you did something similar to the legs

>>15121982
>>15122057
A Matango with legs but who retains her mushroom look?
I'm having an hard time picturing it without the Matango ending up looking like a Mad Hatter

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>>15122061
I'm gonna make her fall with my long sword attacks.

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>>15122104
>long sword
Pfft.

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Monster girls don't rape they aggressively make love

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>>15122116
>Seiba (or one of her fucking clones I can't keep up with this shit) explains why it isn't rape if he cums.jpg

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>>15122116
They rape, it's why bopping them on the head and slapping them across the face is a good tactic to avoid it.

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>>15122119

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>>15122127
Yeah that's the one.

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>>15122057
>>15122101
See, I'm not too sure about giving her legs, because like you say, she just becomes a bit too normal. Maybe she could have tendril-like roots used for ambulation and interaction.
Maybe something with her skin in general? Not covering it entirely in mushrooms, but maybe intergrating the texture of a mushroom, somehow.

Actually, I've just had a thought. One pretty distinct feature of mushrooms are the lamella on the underside. The frilled, ridged bits which are used to disperse spores.
How about a matango with visible lamella, perhaps on the underside parts of her body? Insides of the thighs, undersides of the arms perhaps.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_jWHffIx5E

>This begins to play as you hold hand with the oni delinquent for the first time and walk into the sunset as the credits begin to roll

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I hope there will be Asrapas and Rakshas added soon.

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>>15122061

Command, respond. Got unidentified Mamono target on-radar marked on approach. Waiting for your confirmation on species. Should we engage? Over.

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>Dragons gilding their horns with various patterns
>The more intricate and skillfully spread the gold is, the higher her standing/more attractive she believes she is
>The oldest dragons, having great curved horns like almost antlers will often force men who wish to parlay with them to 'feel their womanly beauty' by caressing the horns
>If they take a liking to him, they'll aggressively Ara Ara

>Dragons in desert climates use henna in the same manner as the gold, except on their human skin
>While not as sensitive as pleasure runes they still boost tactile sensation
>The most common is a circle enveloping a crescent moon on the navel, a symbol for fertility and healthy children

>Dragons in forests or wintery areas use their surroundings to decorate their horns, we're talking Dragons with horns that almost seem like willow trees or ice crystals
>All of them affectionately rubbing them for you to hold onto or use as handlebars for irrumating

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>>15122141
Ao, Aka, or Kuro oni?

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>>15122147
She looks to be classified under "crafting materials", Anon-47. Permission to engage.

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>>15122143
Rakshasa girls?

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>>15122153
Ao oni.

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>>15122141
I want to fuggle a boyish plain girl like her.

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>>15122143

Now the rakshasa girls is a fun ass thought.

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>>15122157
Yeah. Dakinis as well.

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>>15122138
Matango skin already feels like mushroom.

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>>15122171
Yeah, they feel all soft and squishy, which I do like. I'm talking about some more subtle visual distinction.

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>>15121905
a whole new meaning to being "big boned"

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>>15122161
A cold and calculating delinquent?

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>>15122138
Besides the jokes, the main reason why Matango (and some other plant girls) don't get much love is because they can't move
Allowing her to move through legs, roots, or anything will immediately add to her appeal

As for lamella I'm not too sure, on one hand it sounds interesting, on another it sounds horrifying, I guess it will come down to execution


Matangos and the other plant girls can actually move through magic, they can even polymorph to give themselves legs temporarily, please give them more love

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>>15121989
ITS A TRAP!

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>>15122180
A yandere Oni with a funny face.

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>>15118007
>>15118044
>>15118389
>>15118026
>>15118027

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>>15122155
Anon-47 copies. Greenlight on engagement. Tracking target for automated mounted guns, please stand by.

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>>15122188
>To 2nd Floor
Marriage here they come!

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>>15122187
Does she lack in style and grace?

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>>15122192
Pew-pew-pew!

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>>15122188
It's shit.

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>>15122188
Livin' the dream

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>>15122187
>A yandere Oni
Please no CBT.

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>>15122180
No, she acts like a tough, dumb bully to fit with her image, but she's actually pretty damn smart and nice.

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>>15122149
Instead of rubbing them, I'll bite and suckle on them.
That should teach those damn dragons.

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>>15122188
You're on a fucking roll these days.
Please don't die or disappear.

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>>15122202
What crawled up your ass today, anon?

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>>15122188
How do so many of you retards no recognize a Troll?

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>>15122199
Command, respond. Shots connected, but the target is still moving. It's returning fire, predicting minimal hull damage. We might need more firepower on this one. Requesting rules of engagement, over.

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We got a stream going: https://picarto.tv/Whutermuelon

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I WANNA UNDERAGE DRINK SHITTY BEER WITH AN ONI DELINQUENT WHO'S ACTUALLY REALLY MOTHERLY AND VOLUNTEERS AT THE ORPHANAGE IN SECRET!

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>>15122219
THROW A ROCK AT HER!

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>>15122213
Those are some tiny hands for a troll.

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>>15122223
This girl looks like a lot of fun, what's her story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122220
>Gargoyle
This bodes well.

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>>15122181
Agreed, plant girls are actually my favorite type of monster girl and anytime someone can give them love makes me very happy. Personally I'd love to see someone improve the matango, as I like the film and a mushroom girl could be cute so long as it's not held back by bullshit.

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>>15122188
That oni is getting loved.

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>>15122213
Huh?

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>>15122188
You really like bars, don't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122226
I meant ogre, whatever. Ironic that I fucked up my post, I guess. Still mazes me that people thought it was an oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122211
It's just that guy, don't respond

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122149
>All of them affectionately rubbing them for you to hold onto or use as handlebars for irrumating
Seafoams Succubus story gave me this fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122224
...Command, please reconfirm message. Did you mean rockets?

Target is still on approach. It looks... enticed. Should we withdraw?

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>>15122246
Did you ever follow the reply chain that lead to pic-related? Come on nimrod.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122253
>that guy

This meme has to stop. It'd be funny if retards didn't actually think this was the case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122256
A big rock.

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>>15122266
>meme

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>>15122265
God I want to grope those Oni tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122267
...Uh...Anon-47 copies. Preparing for...rock deployment? Let me just stretch my arm a bit before popping out of the hatch

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122265
How does an oni get tits that big?
Is this what happens when an oppai loli grows up?
Because I want to be friends with an oppai loli oni when we are kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122284
Massages and milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122284
>Is this what happens when an oppai loli grows up?
I bet it's a grown-up oppai loli who's been impregnated already.

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>>15122291
Then it's time to double both and see what happens.

>>15122294
>Grown up oppai lolis have huge tits, that can rival/beat the average holst.
I want this.

I really, really want this.

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>>15122284
Some types of alcohol are known to promote breast growth, so that could be a reason.

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>>15122303
Then I'll order a double for her!
No... A triple!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122298
Why do you want it so bad? Do you really like big-ass titties on sporty species or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122303
There's gotta be some huge Satyros' in that case.

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>>15122313
Who doesn't?

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>>15122318
Spoken like a true man of taste

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>>15122313
Yes.
Yes I do.

I actually just like big-ass titties in general.

>>15122314
That sounds equally nice.
Especially when she uses them to offer you a drink, pouring come liquor there for you to have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122318
I like small busts and big hips, although big busts and big hips are also okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122313
I do.

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>>15122314
Maybe Satyroi are genetically flat and only their rampant alcoholism gives them big breasts. If you had an absolutist one she'd be perflat.

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>>15122328
I fucking love this artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122335
I don't like how she has comparatively no hips or ass. That makes her look like some sort of tranny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122335
I hope he draws well-endowed versions of the vanilla Werecat and Werewolf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122339
The artists understandable fixation on oppai is probably the reason he holds butts at a lower priority.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122342
Personally I'm hoping for Titania or Yeti.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122342
I want to see his take on a hobgoblin, the oppaiest of lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if there's a market for hand-made WurmWarmers

[Anonymous No.]

Sharkteeth are perfect! I want a Wendigo to grin at me like Ramlethal after I show her a ham hock!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122398
>Sharkteeth are perfect!
You got that right. Perfect for irrumation!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122386
But anon you are the Wurmwarmer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122386
What's a WurmWarmer

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>>15121905
>Skellington
You tried your best, but for me its just that she consists of too much visible bone. Which is pretty much her thing, so I dont think i'd ever like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122386
Of course.
They're called husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122413
What's a husband?

[Anonymous No.]

Ha ha!
Time to release a drug into the air of Monster Girl City that will trigger the dire gene within every female!

None will stop my dastardly plan!

>>15122420
Husband makes babies and hugs wurms.

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>>15122420
I think it's something about taking care of sheep

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>>15122181
>As for lamella I'm not too sure, on one hand it sounds interesting, on another it sounds horrifying, I guess it will come down to execution

Yeah, it might be best not to go to overboard with it. Keeping them relatively shallow would be for the best, I think. Then it could almost be like small, soft, brush-like frills to tease and run your fingertips over.

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>>15122181
I like the Alraune, the problem with Matango's is the whole spore and forced conversion thing. Sure its part of other MGs too, but Matango's are pretty much king in forcefully brainwashing and taking ones humanity away.

If they weren't capable of reproducing through spores and wouldnt just wipe/brainwipe both males and females so badly they would do much better in my eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

Here with your friendly reminder that awoos are the most affectionate, the most loyal, the most mofu and are the best MGs in every way. Remember to scratch yours behind the ears and brush her tail every day.

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>>15122423
>Ha ha!
>Time to release a drug into the air of Monster Girl City that will trigger the dire gene within every female!
>None will stop my dastardly plan!
Not so fast, Super Wurm is here to defeat you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122207
>Wanting to bite and suckle an Ancient Wyrm's horns
But Anon that's literally tempting rape!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122429
your a awoo aren't you?

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>>15122429
I will, anon.

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>>15122423
Why would I want to stop you?

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>>15122429
I prefer Awoobi though. Especially if they're the down to earth, girl next door types

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>>15122430
Super Wurm ey?
Well, I hope she's prepared to defeat the pie legion crafted specifically for her!

One thousand pies, all ready to die for the cause!

>>15122437
I said no one will stop me, not that any one would want to.
Whats your wife?
She may mind.

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>>15122404
>>15122413
I meant the knitted kind for lonely Wurms with no boy

>>15122408
It's a big wool tube the Wurm slithers into
Kind of like a fuzzy full body sweater

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122438
All true canine MGs have the capacity to awoo, and they are all the best.

Never forget to tell yours that she's a good girl.

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>>15122207
>>15122431
Oh yeah? I'll suckle them and caress them at the same time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122327
This artist's work is hit and miss for me on a technical level, but god damn, I love how he draws the shinkis. They look so shiny and dickable.

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>>15122445
Those are called sweaters....although you could make one that covers the full length of them.

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>>15122438
>girl next door Anubis
>childhood friend Anubis
Would you let your old estranged childhood friend back into your life even through she tried to rape you when you were kids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122242
Man after my own heart with all the alcohol

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>>15122442
A Crow Tengu. I'm sure she won't mind gettig buff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122450
I really like the absurdly huge hips and dolljoints.

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>>15122431
>tempting rape
>implying i dont want it
>implying i dont know what i am doing

I will tease her until she does it.

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>>15122453
No.

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>>15122460
She'd be buff, big, and probably not fit into any of her clothes.


Also, thick thighs that look like slabs of muscle.

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>>15122438
>Anubutt
>Scheduledog
>Nubnub
>Awoobis

Do these cutie-patooties have any more nicknames?

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>>15122453
Yes, only so we can do it consensually this time

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>>15122450
Those doll joints are sexy. It also makes me wish there Living Dolls drawn with the level of thickness this artist gives his Shinkis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122468
Oh no. How terrible.

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>>15122476
Yeah.
On the plus side, she can give you some really big wing hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm in love with a sea bishop. Please help me.

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>>15122480
Bupi made a Sea Bishop?

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>>15122470
LEWD
I bet she'd be all awkward and anxious about enveloping you after she hurt you the last time. You'd enjoy watching her face as she slowly lower herself onto you, wouldn't you?

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>>15122465
>Ancient Wyrm with UUJE beautiful horns
>Tries to make parlay with you, you're too busy staring at her wide hips
>You begin to nibble and suckle on her horns that she'd polished and gilded just for your meeting
>Tries to keep airs, talking to you
>Eventually loses control
>Fucks you into a miniature crater in her throne room
>Her daughters have to escort you back to the roosting chamber afterwards, their mother radiant from the glow
>Your 'punishment' is parallel to the crime
>A full month of polynesian Red Dragon sex with minimal food and water breaks during coitus

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>>15122224
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEdg4glpCkg

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>>15122429
Is that really true, can I date an awoo knowing that not only is she trustworthy but also likes me for more than my dick and won't rape me, because trust is an important thing for any monster girl to have in order to date me and breaking it is one way to make me distrust you?

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>>15122474
I know, right? They look so sleek and ergonomic. It'd be great to get a little shinki, make sure her joints are all clean and swivelling smoothly, and polish her until she's practically sparkling.

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>>15122484
No bupi isn't that cool. It was someone else.

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>>15121713
I like how you asked if we want to join to not point out the fact that they were already having sex between them, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122497
She looks like she's just been surprise kissed. How cute.

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>>15122497
First non-alliance faction I got to exalted.

I'm a slut for dragons.

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>>15122504
Anon, that's a racist way of thinking. Every species has trustworthy girls and cockhungry rapist girls. There might even be a Paladin girl who will love you for yourself, just as some awoo might give you forced casual handjobs to drink your vital essence.

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>>15122497
>Her daughters
MILFs a shit. CCs are where it's at.

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>>15122485
>she feels bad for what she did before and acts embarrassed, tells you she's sorry
>keeps her hands at her back, shuffles her feet, won't look you in the eye
>she gets a little emotional, her tail wagging when you tell her you forgive her
>she pulls you in for a hug and rubs her head into your chest, sniffling and wiping away tears
>she tells you it was her first time in heat and she went after you because she liked you so much and trusted you to be gentle
>you start laughing as her ears twitch, tickling your neck
>"I'm glad I waited so long to see you again, anon."
>drown in mofu for the rest of the day

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>>15122497
You imply that i wouldn't like it, i am a slut for dragons, but if only she was a Christmas cake.

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>>15122526
>it was her first time in heat
I honestly thought you were paraphrasing Occult Anubis up to this point.

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>>15122524
Individualism matters of course, but a canine's instinct to imprint on the person they love most and dedicate themselves to them shouldn't be underestimated. Loyalty is a powerful thing to them both culturally and biologically, but that doesn't mean counter-culture doesn't exist too.

Research indicates that over 91% of wolfu marriages end up lasting indefinitely, and 46% of long-term relationships with canine MGs end in marriage.

To learn more about how you should consider a wolf girl as your life partner, visit awoofront.org for details.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122551
Right needs to get her ears fondled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122551
I want all three

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>>15122551
I want to hug the left one and have her awkwardly whimper from the sort of sensual touch she isn't accustomed to!

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>>15122524
True, it probably just my inner fears speaking there, the fear that I'm not going to be liked for the right reasons and having my trust broken, like my good character or quirks. I guess I just need to go out there and see if I can find a nice girl to date, paladin or monster girl, but where would one go to find girls that want a boyfriend to connect with and find loving chemistry with maybe the library or such?

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>>15122497
I would attack the daughter's horns too. They don't call me the legendary dragon sucker for nothing.

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>>15122553
She needs everything fondled, let's be honest here.

There would be no contest if right had left's colour palette though.

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>>15122551
I want to take all of them home. I need to take all of them home.

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>>15122559
>girls that want a boyfriend to connect with and find loving chemistry with
>the library
You're going to find repressed, lusty mojos at the library. As soon as you show any interest in them they'll go for your dick.

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>>15122497
>my wife's kids
Topcuck
Unless you are going to dick them

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122567
Too true.
Gotta grope awoo tail, awoo ears, awoo breasts, and awoo rear.
Belly rubs to follow.

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>>15122504
It's true. Even if surrounded by an army of faceless men with their cocks out, a wolfgirl will never succumb. The only dick she'll feel pleasure from is that of her one true partner.
And wolfgirls are extremely empathic, as well. They can tell your mood just by being around you. They can feel the everchanging spectrum of your emotions as clearly as if they were their own when you touch your hand to theirs. And when you look into her eyes, long and deep, your soul will be exposed to her, and hers to yours. You'll understand her as a person maybe even more than she understands herself, and vice versa. All those wants, needs, fears, and the true, infinitely vast depths of your love for each other.

In the most literal sense of the word "never", she'll never leave you, and never stop loving you, as long as you just love her back.

Wolfgirls are the best.

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>>15122551
Those are some high statistics, though I have to wonder are all three of these lovely ladies wanting to go on a date with me, and if so do they want me to go a date with all three of them or one at a time?

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>>15122573
>Unless you are going to dick them
Yes, once you dick them that makes them yours.

[Anonymous No.]

Why can't monster girls just be real anons, when is the happening?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122579
I bet a wolfgirl would gladly take a faceless fat man's cock in her mouth in order to bite it off.

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>>15122597
Kill yourself.

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>>15122524
My research concludes that good girl:rapist ratio is currently 1 to 5, far too unbalanced for one to invest themselves in monstergirls at this time. "Racism", derogatory as it is, grants men better chances of evading possible pelvisceration and need for intensive medical attention. I would advise against risking the chance of being at the mercy of individualism.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a chubby awoo that wears clothing that's a tad too small and loves to cook.
She'd be a happy, genki kind of girl.

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>>15122551
I can imagine this happening, these three qts cornering you in that suspicious part of school no one ever uses and demanding you to take responsibility.

Only good things can happen when in that situation.

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>>15122551
>Only 91%
Not worth the risk.

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>>15122569
True, but where would a good place to go to find a girl to connect with and find loving chemistry with instead?

>>15122579
If this wolf girl truly means what she says about liking me for my quirks, personality, and the hobbies we share I'll love her back as long as she loves me since she's being honest with me. She can sit in my lap and let me scratch her cute ears while watching show or playing video games together, both of us enjoying the intimacy of the act.

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>>15122606
I want a chubby awoo that wears clothing that's a few sizes too big for her and makes her curvy body look sorta fat and dumpy. I'd be the only one who knows how sexy she really is.

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>>15122611
The good thing being that I will take responsibility and impregnate the three of them if they aren't already pregnant.

And even then, I just make them double pregnant if they are.

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>>15122597
>Typical NTR story
>Male protag is broken to the point of despair by the antagonist
>Antagonist is leering over the wolfgirl, waiting for his male scent to cloud her thoughts and turn her into a feral cockslut
>He pulls down his pants, takes out the D
>Wolfgirl's face is pushed into it
>She takes it in her mouth
>Antagonist laughs, thinking he's won
>Next thing he knows is the fucking pain of those trapped in eternal hell
>There's blood, and he's left wanting a few inches
>Wolfgirl washes out her mouth with mud in front of him
>Goes right back to her true partner, and loves happily ever after with him

Could be cathartic.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna play sports at MGU and have a Wurm rival!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122618
To be fair, I'd still tap a fat awoo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122579
I can confirm this. Once on a rainy sunday afternoon when we were cuddling and her head was on my chest our heartbeats actually fell into sync. I took it as a sign that it was time to propose, and it's been 20 years of constant post-marital mofu since then.

Read our story at awoofront.org and find out what kind of overwhelmingly positive relationships you could be having.

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>>15122606

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>>15122625
>Forcing an angry wolfgirl to blow you
Nobody can be this stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122625
NTR victim girls brutally castrating the villains are my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122637
exactly, although I'd want her skirt to be just short enough for me to see the bottom of her rear and her panties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122625
>>Goes right back to her true partner, and loves happily ever after with him
>She thinks she's welcome anymore
That Wolf is getting a divorce.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122641
>Trying to blackmail a dangerously yan Oni housewife who's looking for her kidnapped husband into a DP porn film
Villains are always very dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122625
Best part is, this what would probably happen in MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122650
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122628
I wanna train religiously to defeat a Wurm who said she would marry me if I could!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122625
That's exactly what happened in harblador (?) oni story

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122641
>>15122652
To be fair, most NTR characters are stupid. Usually the only reason it works in the first place is because EVERYONE is holding the idiot ball.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122579
>>15122597
>>15122625
Let the faceless shit out of this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122660
She's a whore that sucked another man's dick. I'm not staying with a woman like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122635
>synced heartbeats

As cheesy as it might be, I fucking adore this idea, and the symbolism it represents.
Imagine if it were with a feral wolfgirl, too. Can't speak a sentence in English over four words, but has come to know you over the course of months. Then, as you get intimate, you put her hand/paw on your chest, and place your hand over her heart, and in that moment when your hearts beat together, no amount of words can convey the feelings you're presenting each other.

[Anonymous No.]

Hardboiled detective anon here, new update soon, as well as a start of a new story. I'm thinking of doing something about an MG airsoft team because why not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122672
W-What's the problem with being faceless?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15121480
I want to live in an Undead Kingdom.

[Anonymous No.]

Since when it's okay to talk about NTR in here? i thought the thread despised it to death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122681
I look forward to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122691
NTR time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122691
When we're talking about a complete reversal and outright, abject defiance of NTR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122504
>Dating an awoo
Thanks to a pair of faggots all I can think of are furries now because of that

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122691
We're talking about the opposite of NTR, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122625
It's a wolfgirl, why would she wait to have the dick in her mouth when she can wreck him with the claws.

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>>15122682
>be faceless man
>everyone thinks you're an ntr rapist
>monster girls aggressively cling to their husbands around you
>single monsters distrust you even if they can't smell other monsters on you
>boss never promotes you because they think you'll use your power to sexually harass your subordinates
>just want to work hard and build a life for yourself

To be without a face is to suffer

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122698
Cats are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122704
Because she's actually a cheating slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122706
Without a face no one can hear you scream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122706
Just save up for a face transplant, it actually exists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122704
True. She could just spear him through claws like that.
Maybe he forced her head down or something, who knows. It's a silly greentext.

[Anonymous No.]

Fat-bottomed polymorphed Dragon lolis in heat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122625
best end

[Anonymous No.]

>Called my mom today
>Tells me she had a weird dream with me in it that made her mad
>In the dream, I came home from school married to a girl
>She tells me the girl had a tail and dog ears
>She has no clue what monster girls are (not like I'd tell her)
>She got pissed because in the dream the dog-girl helped me move out of my apartment (my mom thought she did so without knowing what belonged to me and what belonged to my roommates.)
>Dog girl was too lovey-dovey and it pissed her off even more
>She felt like I was writing her off to much and that the dog-girl took her place

At least dream-me is happy, right? Maybe it's a premonition?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122718
Dragons don't go into heat

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122718
>heat

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122718
d-do dragons even go into heat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122718
She's going to need a bigger rear if she wants to get me in bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122725
Was it a pitbull girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122718
You had me at fat-bottomed lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122670
>most hentai/porn characters are stupid
FTFY
You don't think vanilla characters are any better, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122727
>>15122729
>>15122732
When they obsessively sniff your clothing they get hot under the collar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122565
Anon please, what if they look like Shanalotte through polymorphing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122741
Of course they do.
She's in the shirt, why wouldn't it get hot beneath the collar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122704
This is why loli oni castrated NTR Dude B with NTR Dude A's jaw without putting her mouth or hands anywhere near their dicks. Darling's dick is the only one that can be touched under any circumstances.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122725
I'll take things that never happened for 500, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122706
>Eventually disensitized from all the judging looks and gossips wherever you go
>Wake up, go to work, come back home with the occasional bruise from a brick thrown by some random person or monster
>One more to the collection, you suppose
>This routine continues for almost 20 years
>Boss is considering on demoting you even though you work harder more than everyone else
>Hey, when did the world turn grayscale

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122748
Fuck, that loloni is hardcore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122750
It did though. I had to hold my tongue, it weirded me the fuck out. Literally just happened an hour ago.

[Anonymous No.]

I really shouldn't post about wolfgirls so much. I start imagining all the things I'd love to do with one, and how it'd feel to be with one, and I get tangible pangs of longing. Is this what they call la douleur exquise?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15121963
But do any of them create a legion of themselves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122725
The prophet awakens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122774
>Being a liar on the internet
Anon pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122790
Kitsune could easily do so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122794
She described her as "weird looking, I can't really remember but she had like animal ears and a tail, I don't know."

I wouldn't lie to my beloved /mgt/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122758
Isn't there any justice in the MG world?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122810
But you're lying right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122810
I want to awoo the Awoo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122812
Well, I suppose being faceless is the only way to save yourself from rape, at the price of being ostracized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122655
One good thing that KC did with MGE was the “Absolutely no NTR. Ever!”

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122821
You keep thinking that, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122818
>ear wiggling
cute!

[Anonymous No.]

I am wearing space pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122655
>MGE sluts
>Loyal
My sides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122824
But i don't understand, what's the difference between being faceless like that and the other faceless? i mean Anon has a fucking question mark on his face.

[Anonymous No.]

Tubby tanuki twins toting titanic tushes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122220
But it says he's offline

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>>15122787
>>15122787
What you need is some high-quality writefaggotry and some genuine mofu to rub. Look up when a pow-wow or swapmeet is happening in your area. You can usually get a fox tail or raccoon pelt or something there for a reasonable price, and those never stop being soft.

I still miss my arctic fox tail. Lost it when I was moving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122846
No you're not.

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>>15122850
It's natural of social species like humans not to trust someone they can't look in the eye. You can't "read" them if you can't see their eyes, and when you don't have a face... well, you don't have anyone's trust.

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>>15122846
Space pants, you say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122856
>No Tanuki wife to hug.

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>>15122856

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>>15122860
You're around five minutes too late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122743
Guess I'll have to find something else to suck then. I need to keep that title you know?

Maybe her fingers or her neck would work.

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>>15122863
>I still miss my arctic fox tail
Anon you're really making me feel like it was a buttplug and you had more than just the tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122875
:(

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122872
Would she waggle her bushy tail?

>>15122873
Indeed.
Big ol' rears you can sink your hands into

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122869
I want to intercrural that Anubis in the cold void of space.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122810
Pretty spoopy if it's real
Maybe she is lurking this thread right now
Say hello to your mom

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>>15122856
>No Tanuki wife to sue for all her belongings
You guys aren't doing it right.

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>>15122887
>Would she waggle her bushy tail?
Hopefully.

[Anonymous No.]

I would make books out of our writefaggotry and build a library.
have the head libraian be a hakutaku

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>>15122894
You're right!
We gotta impregnate the twins and spoil them with snacks!

>>15122899
Good.
A smug, but happy, smile would probably be plastered on her face while it you do.

[Anonymous No.]

In MGC, what would the punishment for NTR be?
Communal service?
Prison?
Mind flayer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122911
Alping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122911
stabbed with a knife made out of cupid black arrow

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>>15122863
I don't think I'd go so far as to actually buy a pelt or tail, but I think I might definitely vent these feelings with some writefagging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122911
The Matango Fields

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>>15122911
To waifu the girls no one wants like Matangos, Siths or vanilla Succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122911
>Getting hooked up in the first place
You're increasing chances of NTR ocurrences just by being in a relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122922
This.

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>>15122917
Then being given to the husband, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122911
Even death isn't enough in a world with desirable afterlives. Expungement of the soul is the only fitting punishment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122931
Yep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122931
Don't think too much into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122925
This anon understands it. Relationships aren't worth it, just have one night stands.

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>>15122877
No, I bought a real preserved white arctic fox tail that had been hunted near where I was living for around $30 and it was possibly the softest thing in the universe.

There are less beautiful things that I could ruin putting in my ass and not feel guilty about.

>>15122921
I don't consider that to be going that far, but I did feel some genuine comfort having a real fluffy tail on my lap to touch while I was shitposting. I still wholeheartedly recommend it. It's just fluff.

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>>15122931
That or given to someone with a really screwed up fetish.
Maybe they get sent to the guys who have Cait Sith furniture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122931
What? No! Then the poor girl will get NTR'd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122923
You had me until vanilla.

Make it Lesser, and we're good

[Anonymous No.]

>some nigga is dragging NTR into the spotlight again
>all these retarded anons replying
What the fuck guys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122946
One night stands incite relationships, Anons. Celibacy is the only way to avoid NTR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122969
That makes sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122888
I want to keep her warm by cumming an endless supply of my hot seed into her skintight spacesuit, until inches of semen separate her skin from the bloated suit.

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>>15122980
Then she's going to look like an anuballoon.

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>>15122978
I know, right? That's what I said when the paladin girls over at Human-Only College explained it to me. They sure have plenty of good advice, tell you what.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to NTR loneliness with my big, strong and caring waifu.

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>>15122911
Dunno if it happens enough. KC has said things that he doesnt like just wont generally show up so theres all this stuff in the books how mgs are basically unrapable when they dont want to be

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>>15122911
I want my bitchy, tsundere childhood human girl friend to walk in on the onee-san delinquent Hellhound riding me, cowgirl style, as I scream her name again and again, in the girl's locker room, long after school's ended and everyone should've gone home.

It'd be even better if she watched us through the barely cracked open door, as she quietly cries and masturbates.

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>>15122911
Eh, just have a mindflayer put the thought of "Put a toothpick under your toenails and kick a wall" in the constant forefront of their mind. Ain't no punishment like psychological punishment.

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>>15122996
Cumflate the loli fox!

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>>15122988
What huge...faith.

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>>15122988
I want to watch a giant insect lay eggs between that Paladin's breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122993
I could be misremembering but doesn't commiting ntr just make you a huge free target to getting killed by Eros or something like that?

[Anonymous No.]

You think any more demon realm animals are likely to show up in future books? I really liked the ones in world guide 2

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>>15122996
>Tail wrapping around his arm
Begging for it.

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>>15123007
She's been taking the milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15123013
I hope so, I wanna see more dumb event monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122876
Lewd.

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>>15122983
That's the plan. Fill up her suit until she's helplessly floating in zero gravity, like a slightly round, extremely satisfied anuballoon.

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>>15123021
I like all the dump porn scenarios that showed up in world guide 2. Like the fact that its a semi regular thing that around harvest time you have to play tower defense against these scorpions that shoot sex juice at anyone who tries to stop them is amazing

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>>15123024
You do know there's a better way to keep her warm though, right?
You put the seed inside her.
The more she's full of, the warmer she'll stay.

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>>15123018
You mean the special imported milk from the "Totallyfromcows Farms"? I've heard a lot of good things about them.

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>>15123032
Yep.
She's had a glass a day for about two years now.
She's thinking about upping it to two glasses for them charisma bonuses.

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>>15123038
Her charisma is very noticeable.

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>>15122957
Maybe that was the wrong phrase. Rather, I don't feel the want to go out of my way for something like that.
Though it'd be nice to have something that soft as a reference for writing, I think.

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>>15122996
I want to piledrive her and give her my kits in that pose

[Anonymous No.]

I want to bully a Dullahan by securing her head on a shelf somewhere and making it watch as I tie up her body and lick its neckhole while feeling it up

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>>15123028
I couldn't see those scorpions as anything more than some sort of dumb summer event for an mmo
World Boss boar could count too.

I wonder what other dumb monsters could show up

[Anonymous No.]

>>15123042
Yeah, but it needs to be even bigger if she wants to really cast spells.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122996
Loli foxes are for being cummed inside lots!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15123003
Mmmhhh. Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15123057
What kind of spells are needed for such huge...charisma?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15123055
I want to bully a Dullahan by securing her head on a high shelf somewhere and watching her body try to take it back by jumping and stretching out her arms, never really reaching it.

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>>15123059
That hey are!
Gotta keep cumming till they've got a lewd belly.

>>15123066
A lot of holy magic actually runs off of charisma, especially channeling.

If she has the biggest charisma then she can use it to help more people.

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>>15122988
Fuck, those breasts will haunt my boner for the rest of the day, how can you guys withstand the massive blue balling that lurking this place gives?

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>>15123073

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>>15123029
True. Then instead of filling her stretchy spacesuit with cum, I could squeeze into it facing her, and we could do it that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15123078
Yep
Just gotta keep going till she's got a faux pregnancy going.
Gotta get her trained up.

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>>15123073
So you're telling me there's Paladin girls trying to get charisma to cast holy spells?

Well the people around them certainly aren't going to be thinking holy thoughts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122738
All anime and manga characters are dumb as bricks, porn or otherwise. Characters in NTR stories are just dumber. That includes non-porn NTR.

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>>15123085
Yep.
Whole lots of charsima, which brings it's own challenges.

Having huge charisma makes them big targets for folks with unseemly thoughts and more than a few have tried to get a wizard's help only to end up with a giant amount of charisma but no strength to handle it.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck's sake, dungeon linking was by far the most annoying feature they've ever added to MaMMOnoRPG. Anybody else keeps getting dozens of invites for physical linking whenever they log in? I just wanna kill things and fight bosses, goddamn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15123092
I want to see yan and NTR collide.

[Anonymous No.]

He's trying really hard today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122480
>Sea bishop figurine
That is absolutely awesome. Good taste anon. Sea Bishops are olev

[Anonymous No.]

>>15123095
Does it get to the point where they start producing their own charisma? And they start getting the urge to give it to someone.

And they start mooing for no real reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15123100
>memes, fresh outa fence coast

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122931
Of course. If he doesn't care for alp pussy he can always use it as slave labor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15123110
If some dive in too deeply then, yes, they start using their charisma to trying and help other girls with their charisma.

The mooing is a sign that they are close to...well.... Let's just say that the race section of their character sheet may need a change.


>>15123096
I get a couple.
The real problem is when you get into somebody's personal dungeon by accident and they decided to do a 'dairy' build.

Seriously, do you know how hard it is to finish that hit when the female party members start getting huge agility penalties?

An agility penalty that lasts outside the dungeon until you remove it with an item?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>15122996
>>15123059
Lolifoxes are for cradling during lotus sex, forehead kissing when filling her womb, and soothing, loving back rubs when they come down from the sheer, mind-blasting intensity of the orgasm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15123128
Hmm, charisma is a dangerous thing.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>15123124
If he doesn't want it then I can always make use of one.

Never can have too many chunky meidos in uniforms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15123128
>An agility penalty that lasts outside the dungeon until you remove it with an item?
Agility penalty? I'm not aware of that one. Why do they even have it?

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>>15123009
Not sure but I do know KC absolutely despises NTR and has built protection measures against it into the fabric of his universe, so that sounds reasonable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15123096
I’ve gotten a lot of them. Then again, I did revel I was a guy to my guide… On the bright side they always give me free stuff.

On the other side, well, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15123069
Yeah that actually sounds like more fun, lets go with that

[Anonymous No.]

>Ittan-momen overhears a man saying that he prefers tanned girls
>She goes to the beach for a sunbath
>She lays completely flat so that she tans evenly
>She ends up looking like a blanket
>A ganguro Alp lays on her
>She is too confused to move or tell the Alp to leave
>The Alp gets naked on top of her and sunbathes until dawn
>The Ittan-momen gets traumatized for life because of this event
>Worst of all, she didn't tan one bit, it turns out cotton doesn't darken when exposed to the sun

[Anonymous No.]

>>15123117
>fence
Nice meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>15123146
>KC despises NTR
Harem or not Bicorns are the stuff of NTR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15123009
Eros will make that no woman ever loves you, or something like that. The danger of getting killed comes by hand of any monstergirl you try to NTR away from the husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15123137
Too true.
Charisma can needs to be done in moderation, although it can easily be turned against a foe with the right buffs.

witches, baphomets, and familiars actually get weaker the more charsima they have.


>>15123143
You only notice it if you play with female characters a lot.

I have a feeling that one of the devs is a breast fag.

That or a sabbath member who just hates tits.
Heck, they even have a cow boss where one of her attacks is to shoot milk at you....while pinned by her own chest.

It's weird...although the drops are pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15123129
Sorry mam, but what are you doing in my kitchen out of curiosity? Also are you a loli, because I can't date loli, I'll date normal centaurs especially cute nightmares and unicorns but loli is something I'm not into?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15123157
>Eros will make that no woman ever loves you
Not really a new experience for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15123107

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634487
Maid type: Salamander
Name: Kasey
Personality: Good-hearted, Brash, Direct
Statement: “You be good to me, and I’ll be good to you. And don’t you dare to not enjoy life”
Notes: Will tinker with appliances at home.

With the rapid development of both technology and magic, many new wonders have been brought into this world. A particularly powerful and popular branch here is a combination of both magic and technology, also called Magitek. Magitek has in the last decade drastically changed the way many objects in MGC work. While the private production or tinkering with Magitek equipment, especially weaponry, is still seen as highly controversial and is hidden behind many laws, many larger organizations have however received the needed legal paperwork for the production of simple Magitek products. No matter if it’s a car, a coffee machine or a television, Magitek will find a way to improve it. While highly ingenious and useful for many, others suffer from the rapid rise of Magitek. As the street image changes, these Monstergirls watch their work disappear, taken over by larger organizations specialized in Magitek. While some seek to work for these organization or attempt to learn to work with Magitek themselves, with varying degrees of success, others decide to take entirely different paths in life. This is where Kasey comes in play.

Kasey’s work could no longer sustain itself, as competition grew too fierce and demand too low. However instead of choosing to find a new job in her line of work, she chose to re-educate herself. Yet, instead of the expected move, studying Magitek, Kasey sought out an old friend of her, who turned out to have just the job for her at MGC Maid Central. That is how Kasey enrolled in a shortened maid education, finishing and passing her final exam in little under two years at the age of 29.

[Recording Start]
“Now if you just changed the name into something more heroic, like ‘this is where our great hero comes in play’, you’ve got the start of a kickass novel right there” the casually clothed Salamander chuckles, while sipping her drink and leaning over Janice’s shoulder. Janice the Kikimora simply puts on a grin and gives Kasey a soft punch in her side. “Calm down now protagonist. I’m trying to get you a man and a stable job here, not a world saving adventure. Be happy I dragged your flaming tail through the maid coarse so quickly, or you’d still be stuck here.” Janice adds, causing Kasey to laugh. “Well miss maid, I believe I’m the one who pushed you to apply at this company in the first place, didn’t I?” Kasey proudly replies, straightening her back and tail, giving the turn to laugh to Janice. “You mean you practically forced me into applying at this place? I could have had a man by now you scalehead. Those Kikimora’s who simply break into places do pretty well I’ve heard.” Janice counters, crossing her arms. “I think you forgot we both lost that bet to each other back in high school, you old featherduster. Besides, at least you still have a stable job and a degree of some sort. I could have gone to MGC College; instead I ended up working on cars at a garage. “Kasey states, not faltering her stance and keeping her back straight, while waving her finger at Janice, who simply grins. “You are right you expired salamander skin, instead of college you did the thing you loved, and I’m sure still love, for years upon years. Meanwhile I’m stuck at this dead-end job, looking at maids getting nice Masters to serve.” Janice, now slightly annoyed states, while keeping a dead serious look focused on Kasey.

At least, for the five seconds it lasts as they both burst out laughing. “Expired salamander skin? You lost your charm you old maid, where’s my abusive Janice who made those two Hellhound twins who were being asses in High School cry?” Kasey after having caught her breath asks. Janice simply smiles, before turning to a more serious look. “Listen, after I get your information down and match you with this guy like two little love doves. Could you perhaps take me out to town for a change? I want to visit the places we used to go and visit the remnants of our old school.” Janice asks with a serious tone “After that I simply want to get hammered at whatever bar is opened up” Janice half-jokingly adds, trying to keep a light air. Kasey simply chooses to assault the Kikimora’s hair with her hand, roughly ruffling her hair. “Down the memory lane, get drunk and perhaps get you a man. It’s arranged.” Kasey declares, before continuing in a more serious tone. “But aren’t you supposed to fill in that paper in front of you? I mean I could be like a mystery maid in a wrapping, which would likely turn on fire due to my tail, but I think it’s better if we fill it in” Kasey adds, pointing to the still unfinished document in front of her. To this Janice simply nods, before grabbing a pen (seemingly) out of thin air and throwing herself at the forms.

[Profile continued in the next post]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15123156
Bicorns aren't netorare, they're something else. Netori I think the word is? Something like that.

Netorare is very specific. It means the love interest is stolen from the protagonist/self-insert. If the guy is doing the cheating it isn't NTR, unless the girl is the protagonist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15123178
[Profile continued]

“Right, you are a 29 year old Salamander with a length of 184cm, who was born in the north-eastern district of MGC. There you were part of one of the many poorer families (Hey, we weren’t that poor). Both on and off duty you prefer wearing casual clothing, such a simple t-shirts and jeans, even if this meant being scolded by the Anubis trainer on duty during training (She was a bit of a lapdog though). You have ruby red hair (Should have seen it when it was black from the grease), which you prefer wearing in a ponytail or just leaving wild. Your eyes are colored amber and will slightly glow when you are angry or excited. You further seem to have a small amount of scale patches on your body, notably your left cheek. You further have the typical claws and feet found on others of the same maid-type, the size of which are however only slightly larger than a typical human of your height and- well not weight, you are pretty heavy (I heard that!). Lastly you have a pretty good looking body, pretty athletic I must say (What Salamander doesn’t stay in shape? Oh yes that chubby one at accounting). Fits nicely with your darker skin, like if you were permanently tanned” Janice states while rapidly scribbling everything down on her forms, before turning to Kasey. “Right, that should be it scaly, Lets hope you two like eachother, so I don’t get that Hellhound from HRM on my head, or worse, that Wurm. Now let’s go and get ourselves a treat, I hear some Troll opened up a stall at the park with the most delicious sandwiches.”
[Recording end]

As a maid Kasey has an under average performance, performing her tasks with less precision and speed than the average maid. Having done both mechanic and electrician related work, Kasey has less of an eye, or care for things like dirt and grease compared to other maids. While this means that Kasey does less of a job cleaning, she however does have a knack at maintaining and repairing appliances of her Master, be this a toaster or a car. While Kasey has not followed any cooking related classes, she does have some form of cooking skill. Coming from a poorer family, where hard work was the normal order of the day, Kasey learned how to make cheap, often simple, yet filling and large portioned meals. Her future Master can expect similar meals if he were to employ Kasey as his maid.

When not performing any duties Kasey enjoys a variety of ways to fill her time. She can often be found working on cars and is known to enjoy tuning, fixing and sometimes simply taking them apart for the sake of putting them back together again. Other objects around Kasey will face a similar fate as she takes them apart to take a look at their insides. Much like Kasey enjoys tinkering with cars, she also enjoys cars themselves and boosts quite some knowledge on non Magitek vehicles. Unfortunately, MGC is a rather poor location for one to drive a car to relax and for Kasey a car is currently unaffordable. However this does not withhold her from talking someone’s ears off if he happens to share the same interest.

Aside from cars, one can also find Kasey inside feeding her reading habit. Aside from the occasional car magazine, Kasey prefers reading thrillers and detectives. She also seems to pick up the occasional magazine on weaponry, such as the monthly ‘Swordjunkies’ and the bi-weekly ‘Scaly Arsenal’, which cover both modern and old weaponry. This however is a fairly common habit seen often with Salamander and Lizard maid-types. Oddly, Kasey has so far not been observed sparing or otherwise practicing any forms of combat. As most Salamanders maid-types naturally enjoy sparring, this might be a subject for her future Master to bring up.
Above all, Kasey has stated that she’d enjoy spending time with her Master and that she is willing to open herself to new worlds and experiences and generally have a good time. MGC Maid Central recommends her future Master to take Kasey up to this, and is sure that Kasey and her future Master will find plenty of similar interests to explore.

MGC Maid Central recommends Kasey to a Master who enjoys a brash maid who stands steadily in her shoes and does not mind getting her hands dirty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15123153
Just dye her brown.

Whoa, actually, hang on. Imagine a tie-dyed ittan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15123178
Long time no see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15123178
>>15123183
Been a while mate, nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15123178
Cranky old Janice is so cute!

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna wear a Wurm like a hat

[Anonymous No.]

>>15123168
The difference is, that's a world full of waifus. This one isn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15123182
I know what Netori is, but thanks for the clarification. NTR lovers can go get gassed, though. You disgusting pigs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15123158
>while pinned by her own chest
Fuck, I hate that the most. Who the hell had the idea of abilities that pin you down? I'm playing tank, I can't dodge this shit with all this armor on, and it's the kind of ability enemies use the MOST.

I swear if it weren't for the healers I'd be raging so fucking much. Any tips?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15123177
She looks good, take good care of her. Those figurines are incredibly fragile, or atleast thats what i've been seeing from the previous people in the thread who've gotten one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15123182
Bicorns look at their husband and go
>My husband is awesome!
>He's so awesome that I need to show other girls how awesome he is!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15123197
The same thing would happen even if it was a world of waifus, I don't really mind though. I'm used to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119770

ALP

MEIDO

[Anonymous No.]

>>15123153
>until dawn

Meant "until dusk"

>>15123184
Ittan-momen dying themselves has a lot of potential
So many colors and patterns combinaisons

I want a gold and black checkerboard Ittan-momen

[Anonymous No.]

>>15123177
hotglue when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15123218
Ey girl, why aren't the dishes done?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15123178
>>15123183
You live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15123202
Eh, you gotta either dodge it so they end up flat on their chest or you just gotta get some pinning breakers.

Stunning moves or interrupts are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15123178
>>15123183
Maids for all

[Anonymous No.]

>>15123238
Because she can't get the work done when she keeps getting molested on the job. Like, she has to spend all day being molested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15123218
Nope.
My maid is not going to look like a skeleton.

She's going to be getting some milk and cake until I've got a maid with a bust, some thick thighs, and hips/rear that give some skindentation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15123253
Bullshit. Either she actually does her job, or she's more fired than anyone else has ever been fired before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15123096
Is this a reference to an actual mmo? Whats physical linking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15123230
I think the potential for ittan designs just skyrocketed.
We're just walking about dying, but think of everything else you can do with fabric. Embroidered tattoos/runes. Sewing on magical patches to give her new magical abilities. Maybe even a kevlar ittan. Wear one underneath a magic armour for even more protection as you fight in the name of love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15123193
There's a picture of that

>>15123209
They could also just be turned on by watching their man act all alpha and cumming inside other monsters.

Maybe she was bullied in high school for being horsepussy so now that she has a husband she wants to get back at those other girls. So she helps her husband rape them and claim them for his own. She likes it because it puts her in a position of power over them (as alpha of the harem) and it also gets her off to watch those mean bitches squirm and struggle as her beloved hubby puts the meat to em.

Typing that out made me feel dirty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15123263
Oh you sweet summer child.

[Anonymous No.]

Musclegirl Kobolds

[Anonymous No.]

>>15123249
I can see this happening, a crazy guy dressed in victorian era clothes gets on top of a building and starts throwing Maids from up there while shouting "Maids for everyone!".

The mass confusion would last until the police tackles him down and seize the maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15123267
Maybe.
That or she has some friends that she wants to see married and, thank to her wonderful husband, she has the perfect man in mind of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15123178
>>15123183
MGC Maid Central has added this profile to it's archives. This and all earlier matched profiles in this round can always be viewed in these archives. Any Master or potential Master can view these archives at the following link:

http://pastebin.com/ERQVYZxd

MGC Maid Central wishes all Masters and potential Masters a Kiki-tastic day!
>>15123185
>>15123187
>>15123239
>>15123249
With a busy college life leaving me with less time than usual, added with the issue of having a bit less motivation than usual, has got me to slack a off a little bit.

Nevertheless, i'm still going to finish all of the requests. Better late than never.

>>15123188
Poor Janice has a hard life

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>>15123240
My dodge doesn't take me very far, since the devs nerfed it because they thought it made the tank role "too easy" I tried it before. All I have for breakers is my tower shield, but I can't use the damn thing when I'm already pinned down for whatever reason.

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Do you think mgs would be avid porn watchers?
Do you think if i put this on any of them would get aroused?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Chj2ilXAcMs

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>>15123292
Is it true that in Maid Central there are more non-Kiki maids than actual Kiki maids?

We don't want to lose the original god-tier maid!

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>>15123343
I still treasure my Kiki.

Kate is truly olev

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>>15123338
Of course they would. With their high libido and anti-rape laws, they would be a lot of porn made for monstergirls when they can't get a man. .

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>>15123338
>Do you think mgs would be avid porn watchers?
I think it would almost be expected for those who just hit puberty to watch porn 24/7. They might even alow you to look at pron in shool as long as you have headphones on.
At the same time they would probably have “sex ed” which is just watching the teacher having sex with their husband.

>Do you think if i put this on any of them would get aroused?
yes.

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>>15122188
Oh no poor Anon.

She's going to show him all the tricks she learned in her adventuring days.

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>>15123138
That fairy is having way too much to drink!

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>>15123264
Ittan-momen might just be the most customizable monster girls next to Golems

I hope we get some writers or artists to make use of their potential

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>>15123385
Not enough.

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>>15123402
But she'll start harassing men with promises of lewd acts!

That's no way for a fairy to behave!

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Golems!

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>>15123184
Would an Ittan be mad if I accidantally dropped something on her and left a hard to remove stain?

[Anonymous No.]

>Grab Tanuki's tail at the base and squeeze
>She turns into kemono shit like Cait Sith
>Acquire new beanbag chair

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The yeti is beach ready!

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>>15123439
Would you be mad if someone gave you chickenpox or pimples?

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>>15123467
Cute!

Is she here to rescue beach-goers being swept out by strong currents?

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>>15123467
Ain't she hot
In the sense that the weather is hot

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>>15123437
>Giant Iron Princess
Jiiiiiiii

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>>15123467
Why is she wearing her scarf in the water?

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>>15123490
Fuck you black man

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>>15123479
She can't go out too far our her wet fur weighs her down

>>15123493
To look cute and keep the sun off her neck

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>>15123493
It's her special scarf, it was given to her by a guy she likes.

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>>15123467
I love this guys style.

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The previous thread ended with a bunch of discussion on how the non-human parts of many monster girls should not feel good to a human even in the fantasy settings, the reasoning being that in real life those animal parts don't feel good.

Thing is, I think such talk ignores one basic concept. Namely that monster girl parts are like animal parts but far from identical to them in form or function. Anyone who has seen a octopus move about on land knows that they look nothing like a depiction of a scylla (they flatten out without the support of water, unlike a fantasy scylla that has quite a bit more fullness to her tentacles).

Whether it be MGE or EMG or really any setting where there are monster races that are dependent on human men for breeding, one can assume their non-human parts will have adapted to some extent to be able to sexually please a man.

Not that its that hard, typically to get a man erect. If its not outright painful you can rub pretty much anything against a penis and it will feel good if the user knows how to apply the right pressure and speed.

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>>15123509
Maybe a mind Anon could help her stay afloat.

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>>15123534
*kind

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>>15123531
Why is she so perfect?

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>>15123467
That Yeti is genki!

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>>15123534
That's a lot of mofu to keep afloat, I'll grab her some wingies or a raft

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>>15123425
how easy would it be to cumflate a fairy?
How much could they take?

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>>15123557
it all depends on your diet

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>>15123557
They probably stretch, but the polite thing to do is start with a finger and gradually move up.

Also some foreplay by massaging their little bodies.

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>>15123531
I want to ravage some Scylla ass in that regard.

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>>15123557
Depends on the fairy. KC's fairies are a bit bigger than some versions (here compared to human-sized titania) and so it would take a fair bit of cum for them to stay inflated after sex.

As for how they can take, their bodies consist mostly of mana, so their physical forms can stretch with ease. I don't see any human giving them more than they can take.

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>A young monstergirl was sitting in her room fretting about not having a date for prom
>She had been too shy to ask one of the boys from class and now they were all taken
>Her mom peeked into her room and asked if she was busy
>The girl grunted and her mom came the rest of the way in
>"Honey, you remember what we talked about a couple weeks ago? Well, I know you said you didn't want any help, but it just so happens I know the nicest boy who would be just perfect for you. Have you still not found a date yet?"
>Getting hooked up by her mother was nearly too embarrassing to contemplate, but showing up to prom dateless would have been worse. She reluctantly agreed to meet him.
>"Oh wonderful!" Her mother clapped her hands together in joy. "Come on down to the living room."
>"Wait, now? He's here!?"
>When the girl reached the living room her mother told her to wait then disappeared into the kitchen.
>She returned pushing a man with half a sub roll in his hand with a single slice of cheese on it, as if he had been interrupting while making a sandwich.
>Once he was face to face with the girl her mother stepped to the side and watched expectantly.
>The girl stared at her mother with a flat expression. "This is dad."
>Her mother nodded happily.
>"I can't take my own father to prom."
>Her mother shook her head and waved dismissively. "I know what you're worried about."
>She took out a bag and passed it to her daughter. There was a dildo and bottle of lube inside.
>The woman lowered her voice and said, "His wiener is a bit big for you, but you've still got two weeks till prom. A little practice with this and it'll slide right in no problem."
>"Mother!" the girl shouted in a scandalized tone.
>Her mother looked at her questioningly.
>Her father was alternating between examining the unfinished sandwich in his hand and glancing longingly over his shoulder toward the kitchen.
>The girl sighed.

>>15123278
This is what popped into my head when I read that.

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>>15123467

Speaking of Kuro...

The commission *very* nearly done

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>>15123602
I can't wait to see her rock a cheongsam.

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>>15123343
While it is true that a decent chunk of MGC Maid Centrals maids are non-Kiki. Around 50% of all maids at MGC Maid Central are Kikimora. Our Anubis trainer reports that typically half of her classes consist of Kikimora's, while the other half consists of a variety of maid-types.

The same can be seen in MGC's various maid centers. If one were to enter for a cup of coffee and some cake, 3 out of 6 maids would typically be Kikimora. The other 3 maids would for example consist of a Holstaur, a Kobold and a Hellhound. Rest assured, while all maids in MGC Maid Central have their own story and specialities, they all share the same loyality to their (future) Masters.

MGC Maid Central hopes to have answered your question and wishes you a Kiki-tastic day.

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>>15123590
All he wanted was a sandwich, and now he is getting pushed around by daughteru dicking plans by no other than the mother herself.

True suffering, that poor man.

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Would you take a non-Bovine Hathorites mysterious milk bottle?

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>>15123602
Looking forward to it

Loen tells me that the first side to mine will be done soon

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>>15123621
Good, i like my coffee with extra vanilla in it.

Hosltaur and Kobold maids are okay in my book too.

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>EMG threads are full of futa AND fat fags now

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>>15123638
>now

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>>15123626
I'm sure he was able to get his sandwich eventually.

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>>15123638
They ignored the threat.

Never EVER ignore the threat.

Always make a fuss whenever these pests show up here, that way the'll never have room for discussion, even if it costs us the same thing.

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>>15123643
Well, instead of three types of fags, it went to two. So, he's not exactly wrong.

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>>15123497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSFGppy7EUE

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>>15123638
gross...

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>>15123616

Well technically it is done but there was only a tweak I could think of for him to do

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>>15123629
If it was an Arachne, I would drink from the source.

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>>15123621
I'd love an anubis maid that tried to be calculative, authoritative and a smart ass

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>>15123638
We'd have shitstorms to keep that shit out.

Are they trying to shoot themselves in the foot or something?

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>>15123638
It's what they deserve.

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>>15123661
Lovely.

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>>15123666
what if every time she plans things out but still gets them wrong Satan?

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>>15123638
Well at least they're not futa and kemonofags like fluffy tail is?

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>>15123666
Every attempt at authority would just make her look more adorable because of her maid outfit.

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>>15123677
>satan
holy shit just noticed
but that would be so adorable
>>15123686
exactly!

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>>15123638
>Check /a/ thread
>"Would you be fine with being raped in the ass during full moons?"
Oh wow.

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>>15123638
>/a/ shitposters kicked us out
>We got replaced by something even worse
Hahahahaha

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>>15123696
Lets just hope they don't kick them over here too

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>>15123686
>ryu reduced to maid work to help pay off the tax and fees of running her shrine
>disgraced lizardgirl/salamander made to perform maid duties, in an extremely small skirt
>sahuagin in a maid swimsuit

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>>15123657
Tao is dumb.

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>>15123696
>/a/ shitposters
Those two both worshipped Translator-Fag for whatever reason, especially the one that was clearly foreign.

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>>15123699
Don't even joke about that.

I swear if this thread was a house I would be building barricades. I just feel a future conflict.

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>>15123704
nah Tao the best, silly anon!

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>>15123706
I'll go set up the automated gun emplacements.

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>>15123711
Only dumb assholes get in that box though.

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Remember Kitsunes are endangered so you need to help save them via breeding!

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>>15123715
whats your point silly anon

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>>15123711
I'm gonna treat that dumb cat to a nice dinner.

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>>15123718

Since when are Kitsune endangered?

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>>15123722
i want to get in the box

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>>15123711
It's a shame other Blazblue girls aren't drawn as thick as Tao is in fanart.

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>>15123725
They encourage the myth

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>>15123725
roll with it my dude, they're totally endangered and we need to bring their population count up

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>>15123723
nice guy detected!

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>>15123713
Not automated, succuvirus could come to fuck us over for shits. That or knowing this place they would suddenly grow boobs and hunt us, and while that would be fun, it leaves us open for attack.

I'll go set some mines, can't go wrong with explosives.

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>>15123718
That's not a normal kitsune, that's a dangerous monofox!

I heard they try to trick you, but since they are clumsy they always fail and cry.

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>>15123638
haha oh wow
implying i have a face when i found out local bookstore will start selling emg

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>>15123638
At least it's not chickenposter

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>>15123722

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>>15123739
Well that's not too surprising, it's a popular well selling manga

But how will you feel when they start selling the seven seas MGE books anon?

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>>15123690
To be honest I don't even care what people's fetishes are so long as they don't get obnoxious over it/try to push it in here.

That being said I'd totally >write a sequence where horsepussy gets fisted because there's no way I'm putting my dick in it

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>>15123752
No sane bookstore will carry it.

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>>15123752
There's no way it'll get on shop shelves since it's strictly 18+

Likely going to be restricted to online sales only I hope.

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>>15123758
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/monster-girl-encyclopedia-vol-1-kenkou-cross/1123154420

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>>15123736
>succuvirus could come to fuck us over for shits.
If she knows what is at stake and has a drop of consideration, she won't.

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>>15123752
id laugh
it sells h manga online so it wouldn't be THAT far-fetched

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>>15123760
Why? Did they even read it?

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I want to fuck Taokaka.

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>>15123775
I want to unmask Taokaka!

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>>15123760
>wickedly lascivious monster girls
that's an interesting observation they made, not sure why i find it so funny.

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Cloth pussy.

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>>15123777
Anon, don't!

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>>15123775
I want to fuck Taoism.
All of it.
The entire thing.
Just me and my yin and yangs.

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You begin researching MAMONOMANANNANA and find out that the rift between the human and MG world directly correlates to the amount of OC that gets posted to TFT.

What do you do?

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>>15123793
So the more OC the larger the rift?

nuke the site obviously

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>>15123793
I dump my Baneposting folder on TFT

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>>15123775
I want to help the Kaka clan population exceed 100.

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>>15123793
Knowing how vicious you fuckers are that site would be hacked into oblivion by first time tomorrow.

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>>15123784
That looks alright

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>>15123760
>no image available
I laughed

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>>15123760
this is about as close as you're gonna get to having your waifu irl
unless your throwing hella dosh at artists to make a daki of your waif

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>>15123793
You know for being a site you all claim to hate you sure shitpost about it quite a lot when all it does is host content.

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>>15123793
Archive the data and focus all research into reverse-engineering mamono mana and repurposing it into a substance that renders one immune to monstergirl brainwashing, on top of granting superhuman strength and wit due to its magical properties.

Once I become unstoppable, I'll finally be able to pursue my studies uninterrupted by lowly seduction by monsters.

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>>15123827
Like clockwork

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>>15123827
Stop being an uppity faggot Shoggocks.

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>>15123793
I write. I write stories of anubi, and don't stop until my fingers are bleeding enough that the blood jams my keyboard.

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>>15123727
Dat ":3" tho

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>>15123838
we need more anubutt
especially maid anubus who fails at what she does because of she cant stand her status as a maid.
Much flustered butts to be had

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>>15123827
You know what else gets shitposted about a lot? Posting offtopic images and not deleting them

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>>15123827
We can shitpost about local memes if you want.

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>>15123833
No idea who that is but since you deserve a star have an ice fairy instead

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>>15123847
When a girl has an ass that sublime, they have every right to be happy.

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Yukionna that likes running around the house naked.
Yes/No?

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>>15123883
Yee

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>>15123880
They really do.

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>>15123883
Why does she run?

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>>15123883
Oh she shouldn't be doing that, I wouldn't want her to get to cold.

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>>15123886
Since we're on the subject of Tao ass, I wonder if Upscales is in this thread.

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>>15123832
There's nothing about clockwork whenever it's the weekend and the first thing people want to do is stir shit up by mentioning TFT or /a/ or MGU or even that god-awful (by this place's standards, anyway) progeria-dwarf chan community when there's far better things to do than bite bait.

Like producing OC, like playing vidya games, like hoping that in 2017 we can finally sacrifice Alp to bring about Elves and Huldras and other kinds of MGs.

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>>15123896
I haven't seen him around for a while.
I did a few upscales here and there after he posted his method

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>>15123886
Big Brown Badonkadonk.

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>>15123902
Ah
>>15123906
Holy shit that fucking tail.

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>>15123905
Gonna touch it.

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>>15123888
She just gets so excited. Maybe if there were some quiet place outside with just the two of you, she could get that energy out of her system?
>>15123890
You better be prepared to warm her up with your body then. Skin. To. Skin.

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>>15123899
First I think you are the one laying the bait, giving even half a fuck of what anons say about TFT. But even if I'm wrong about that, you aren't helping at all playing devil's advocate.

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>>15123877
Why should I ice fairy, and if so say please. Also how big are you, because if you're too small i'd worry about hurting you, which would make me feel bad about it.

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>>15123906
Ma'am, please step away from the stove.

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>>15123906
Those fluffy tails are a fire hazard.

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>>15123906
Is she cooking a thread?

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>>15123932
>>15123912
>>15123935
>>15123943

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>>15123928
I only give a shit because this place is like a broken fucking record and it's starting to grate on the ears. Don't like what TFT has? Good, you don't have to acknowledge its existence. The only thing you incite by letting them know they're upsetting you is shit like Aftyn and less doing bestiality with the goddess Bastet or Bob coaxing his tumor into going full furfag

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>>15123946
She's just gone through a messy break-up hasn't she?

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>>15123946
LITERALLY NOT 大丈夫

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>>15123946
Sub is a pretty cool guy. Makes me wish I was lucky enough to get a delivery from him.

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>>15123946
Ma'am, please. Ma'am...? Are you listening?

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>>15123955
Whatever, go hug a yeti for fuck's sake.

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>>15123935
Tail protection magic is a must for fox girls.

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>>15123955
>this place is like a broken fucking record and it's starting to grate on the ears
This is awfully accurate, sadly.

>Bob coaxing his tumor into going full furfag
So he turned?

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>>15123906
>>15123946
Sub?

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>You will never go fushing with your pups or kittens

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hA8XGC-XNk

kill me

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>>15123984
Damn, if she wasn't into burning cities her abundance of mofu would be irresistible.

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>>15123955
>Bob coaxing his tumor into going full furfag#
This was inevitable, and to think he never tried to deny it the last time he came here.

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>>15123977
I prefer Wendigos. Those coats are max comfy and Ithaqua is a boss.

>>15123989
>>15124000
The guy has non-stop been talking about kemono shit these past few days, it's kind of irritating, really.

[Anonymous No.]

Game of thrones with monster girls.

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>>15124007
>kemono
wew

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>>15124012
'no'

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>>15124012
>Game of memes

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>>15124007
Bob already has male monsters in his stories, so it's now easy to say they're of the furry persuasion.
That faggot.

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>>15124012
Nah.
It's not needed and it turns generic fantasy quite quickly because the folks in the north are just frost wights/zombies,

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I have to ask, would an abandoned MG asylum be the best or worst place to go?

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>>15124012
>Cersei Lannister and Jaime Lannister turn into a pair of Valkyries who by /u/ shenanigans give birth to Valkyrie children while their Jomsviking husband whores and drinks himself to an early grave
>Eddard Stark is an awoo that gets put in a chastity belt for the rest of her life
>The Epic Weed Jews make it so that instead of interesting shit it's all about YOU THINK YOU NEED A GOOD GIRL BUT YOU NEED THAT BAD PUSSY

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>>15123991
I organize images from artists I like with an abbreviation of there handle

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>>15124049
Holy shit.
That mofu

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>>15124043
Urban Exploration sounds dangerous.

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>>15124049
>Liking Sub

Great taste detected.

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>>15124049
Look at that fucking tail.

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>>15124042
I want to hug that doll.

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>>15124043
What would monstergirls think of human asylums? What would they think of Twisted Metal-tier crazy people being held in one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15124062
"Hire some Mindflayers."

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>>15124062
The V heals broken heads because mamobamo is seven kinds of over powered.

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>>15124014
I wish I were being ironic but I'm not. The only thing keeping the faggot from doing it is worrying about what the thread thinks of him while other guys on TFT tell him to shut up and just do it if he's going to.

The shit's a daily process like looking after somebody with fucking Alzheimer's.

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>>15124078
>worrying about what the thread thinks of him
He still cares about this place?

>while other guys on TFT tell him to shut up and just do it if he's going to.
Even TFT hates him now? I swear this guy keeps digging his own hole so deep, he's almost reaching china.

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>>15124094
>He still cares about this place?
He posts and starts shit yet, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

How frequently does sub take commissions? I'm trying to decide on an artist for curvy shortstack lactation stuff.

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>>15124109
>He posts and starts shit yet
>Still cares about this place's opinion on him
Wow.

Sometimes I wonder what goes on in that guy's head.

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>>15124062
They would probably not think much if the sickness is only mental, they would only do their cuddly-healing routine, but i want to see what they would think of those poor bastards whose mental disability also translates in something physical.

Like in those videos of PTSD in war veterans, people that can't stop shaking uncontrollably or those that get really rigid and stuff, that would really scar most monster girls.

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>>15124063
>>15124066
But what if they try to murder the monstergirls much like they've probably done to somebody else before being locked up?

>>15124119
What about those who sit still frozen like a statue, staring blankly at the wall completely forgetting about their surroundings during their episodes?

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>>15124113
Not sure. I'm sure he'd let you know if you send him a message though.

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>>15124149
What a qt.

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>>15124149
I'd have her in my party. She'll have to learn some other elemental moves as well, though.

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>>15124094
>He still cares about this place?
Apparently.

>Even TFT hates him now? I swear this guy keeps digging his own hole so deep, he's almost reaching china.
I think it's less that and more that he bitches non-stop that none of his story ideas are good enough for TFT or the thread and then blames parties not even engaged with him like ELH, Bob, etc for not being able to write. Can't even take a fucking hint that if you don't enjoy doing something don't do it.

Like legit if he drank half as much as he claims to (which is quite often), I'm wondering how much of a ticking time bomb the faggot really is.

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>>15124113
>I'm trying to decide on an artist for curvy shortstack lactation stuff.
Do you have an idea for what monstergirl it will feature, or are you leaving that as a surprise?

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>>15124172
Are you talking about Bob or someone else now.

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>>15124187
I think I'll leave it as a surprise.

To be honest, I'm not 100% sure yet myself. I have one idea I know I'd like, but it's for a girl who already has a lot of art.
I want to consider everything, and even though I know it's my money, I want to consider monstergirls others people here might like art of, too.

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>>15124207
Just run a set of handpicked MGE girls through an RNG thing.
As a personal suggestion, I wouldn't mind seeing a curvy lactating shortstack Lava Golem. It's your money though, so you can disregard my suggestion if the Lava Golem isn't your top choice.

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>>15124049
>Sub floof
>Not Subwoof
Get it? Because sub-woofers? Wolves woof? Sub Woof?
Shut up, puns are hard, okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15124199
I've been talking about Shoggocks this entire time

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>>15124236
Yeah, I suppose I could. But I'm not too sure about that method. After all, I want to spend on a nice commission after coming to a conclusion on it, when I have a real solid idea of what I want.
Putting it up to chance just doesn't seem genuine.

I do like your suggestion, though. I guess with how hot she is, she could be leaking enough to fill a glass, even with a lot of the milk turning to steam on her jiggly, lava-goo breasts.

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>>15124278
who the fuck is shoggocks

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>>15124149
Oh no it's that scary Kitsune Pyromancer.

Someone give her some fried tofu and sake quick, before she burns down the tavern again.

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>>15124303
A Shoggoth-Wocky hybrid

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>>15124312
Lovecraft meets Carrol?

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>>15124329
No mind is safe. No soul shall be left sane and untwisted.

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>>15124329
>>15124342
If you think about it, you die. Or cum since we're talking about MGs

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>>15124350
Think about what, Sh

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>>15124303
Bob's tumor.

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>>15124350
It may develop into something more bizarre than that, like cumming only in your mind or ending in something so abstract that you become the act of cumming itself, i don't even know how to picture that last one.

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>>15124329

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>>15124399
Dem Kos lips. I want to give her an orkosm

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>>15124408
Shame Harblador's the only non-faggot to do abomination girls, Kos and her relatives a qt

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Some fun facts about the upcoming Monster Girl Encyclopedia Volume 2.

>There are currently 85 Monster Girls from Volume 2 released, meaning we have only 15 until all of the Volume 2 girls are revealed
>Bicorn, Blue Oni, Dhampir, are part of Volume 2, seperating them from their counterparts which are in Volume 1
>Alice was the first Wonderland girl introduced, and the rest of the Wonderland girls are in Volume 2 (Unless you count the Wererabbit as a Wonderland girl, in which case it was the very first Wonderland girl)
>Volume 1 introduced 5 Were girls. Volume 2 introduces none
>Volume 1 introduced 6 Slime girls, whereas Volume 2 introduced 4 (Volume 2 however did break new ground by introducing Slime girls that did not have Slime in their name, like the Shoggoth and Humpty Egg)

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>>15124415
Aren't Harblador stories a bit edgy though?

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>>15124422
Tales of Tarabul is alright, though not abomination. NTR is haram, behead all those that insult vanilla, insha-Eros

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>>15124416
Which means we're due for more Were- girls.
What can he even do?

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>>15124432
Wereboar
Werecrocodile
Werevulture
Wereshark

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>>15124416
I read this whole post in Will Smith's voice.

God damn I've been watching too much Fresh Prince.

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>>15124422
I dunno but it's better than the alternative

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>>15124432
>What can he even do?
A shark girl. Where's my shark girl god damn it.

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>>15122429
>You will never walk in on your tomboyish Hellhound childhood friend singing beautifully in a sultry voice when she thinks nobody is around!

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>>15124432
>Wereopossum
God help us all.

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>>15122429
I don't have an awoo to scratch behind the ears, Anon. Not anymore.

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>>15124422
>Aren't Harblador stories a bit edgy though?
>a bit edgy
>a bit

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>>15123989
>>15124000
I can't even tell who you two are referring to or does Bob have some kind of dis-associative personality disorder?

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>>15124481
>does Bob have some kind of dis-associative personality disorder?
A fursona?

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Would you let your succubus onee-chan practice her seduction techniques on you? C'mon anon, she's 26 and hasn't even raped a man yet. Mom is getting disappointed.

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>>15124505
Absolutely.

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>>15124505
I'm gonna give her my best smug otouto face instead

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>>15124505
It wouldn't work on me. I've know her all her life.

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>>15124505
>horn-hats
cuuuute!

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>>15124456

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>>15124505
Sure, maybe having her talk with my monster waifu would be even better.

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>>15124505
That's okay.

I was even older before learning the taste of a woman

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>>15124505
Sure, why not. I'll only let her practice on seduction though, nothing past that.

...Wait, she's 26 and hasn't raped a guy yet? Pfffhahahahahaha what a dork

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>>15124454
Sorry to hear that. It does leave a hole, losing a pet. In the end though, it's all worth it, for giving them the best life you can, and all the love possible. Even death can't change the fact of a happy life.

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>>15124536
>...Wait, she's 26 and hasn't raped a guy yet? Pfffhahahahahaha what a dork
She's focusing on her career! Every time she tries to, she gets really flustered and blushy before running away!

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I want to find out my Monster Girl boss is actually a 30 year old virgin!

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>>15124505
>26
>Onee-chan
That's an imouto, anon. I tell her to fucking get good and then go back to rubbing my real nee-san's feet.

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>>15124547
Focusing on her career? On what? Flusteriness? Ohohohohoho that slaps me on the knee.

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>F is for Friend!

Also new sketch poll, this time a return to the multiple choice format.

http://polljunkie.com/poll/xggmcy/what-next-on-the-list-snib

Pls vote pls.

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http://i.imgur.com/Dc1fDUz.jpg

The Chief God turns one of these into a Harpy, how good or bad do you do?

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>>15124505
This is going to end up with me getting raped isnt it?
>>15124513
Is there an album of this guys stuff?

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>>15124513
Oh lord, my heart.

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>>15124566
Cute! Also, nice work on the Beelz's butt.

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>>15124553
Would you take her first kiss?

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>>15124584
>The Indian Peacock
Literally the Alp of birds, maybe?

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>>15124553
Why do you want that information?
Are you going to bully her about it, and get a promotion on your job, or get a promotion on your love life?

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>>15124586
>Is there an album of this guys stuff?
Yep. Though Latenight needs to update it with some of his more recent images: http://imgur.com/a/xL3SH

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>>15124595
Eh, why not. My mom always wanted me to have a nice jewish wife.

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>>15124584
>German imperial eagle
Fur das Deutsche Kaiserreich!

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>>15124595
Yknow, this makes me wonder. Is it proper, or improper for mofu to sit on their own tails? Kitsune can't peacock their tails out behind them to attract mates and assert dominance if they're sitting on them after all.

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>>15124595
I'd take her first dollar

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>>15124595
>>15124601
I just want her to sign these papers actually.

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>>15124584
>Mad manlet argentinian bird
lel

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>>15124628
>Marrying a tanuki
>She shows up at your house before the main events
>blushing like a dopple she gives you a single unit of currency
>Calls it her dowry
>It's the first profit she ever made
>It's tradition for tanuki to do this
>when a blushing tanuki hands you a shekel

yessssss......

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>>15124584
>Canadian Goose
fucking faggotbirds get OUT

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Do you get penis inspections on your MGC's cinema?

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>>15124610
Since this guy's art is mostly situational i can only wonder what kind of thread discussions gave him the inspiration to draw some of these.

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>>15124651
Are there any you want to know the context behind?

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>>15124625
Sometimes the kitsune sit on her tail and invite a man to sit together with her, the fluffiness of the mofu is more than enough to entice the man and make him fall in love.
Certain species of kitsunes uses this technique as a way to chose their mate, and the one with the fluffiest beanbag wins.

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>>15124566
>Three way tie between /fit/ Meido Minotaur, Wock and Kraken Poker, and Gamer Holst
I hope it breaks in my favor

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>>15124661
Clearly we must research more into kitsune mating rituals.

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>>15124659
Nah not really contexts, more like what kind of greentexts/jokes people made to spark such discussions, like for example the minigirls or the yuki onna and the ice stand.

personally i would have liked to see what sparked the one with the anon yelling that he needs love and the one with the free hugs guy getting attacked by Yetis.

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>>15124675
>personally i would have liked to see what sparked the one with the anon yelling that he needs love and the one with the free hugs guy getting attacked by Yetis.
I can recall that there was a greentext behind one of those two, but I never saved them when I should have.

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I'm going to mix a holst and an ignis so I can just have a kind holst with flaming hair/leg fur

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>>15124651
I wrote the greentext responsible for the Jinko Maid putting the sweater on the guy. It was cute.

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>>15124684
Would she nurse you to sleep with warm milk?

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>>15124553
>>15124595
>Work in a average office job in MGC
>You make enough to just barely pay for all your necessities, and your boss won't give so a rise, so you look for a job to moonlight at.
>You find an opening at some seedy little restaurant that seems more like a strip joint, but the work is simple, the hours fit into your schedule, and the pay is decent so you swallow your pride and take it.
>After a few weeks of having your ass slapped and customers trying to "stealthily" take creep shots of you , you go up to a table to take the order of a customer just like you've done many times before
>She actually looks sort of familiar from the back, but she's staring at the wall and fidgeting, so it's hard to tell.
>When you reach the table, she spins around to loo at you.
>You find yourself staring your boss right in the face.
>Oh. You're in trouble now.
>But instead of raging and firing you on the spot, she gasps and buries her head into her arms
>"Of course I take my friends' advice and go out for a 'fun time;' and I run into my own employee. Who is working at the damn place"
>Seeing a possible crisis to your future employment, you tell her you're only working this job to have more income.
>But that doesn't explain why she's here.
>She removes her head from the table to stare up to you
>"Promise you won't tell anyone?"
>You nod, wanting to keep your more acceptable career choice.
>"Well" she stammer out "My friends told me I could use some.......more enjoyment in my life. They told me this place had a decent menu, and they boys were goodlooking and...."
>She gives you a once-over, as you stand there in a cheap black waistcoat with matching short shorts and collar.
>"Easy" she manages to spit out, red in the face.
>"I should go, I'll forget this whole thing ever happened if you never tell a soul."

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>>15124700
More?

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>>15124700
That's rude, I am NOT easy!

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>>15124665
Every researcher we send just gets husbando'd and never comes back.
I believe the kitsunes are doing this on purpose, they know that we are going to send more dudes and they steal them away to keep their supply of mates full.

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>>15124717
Whatever happened to that human girl we sent in to research it though?

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>>15124729
take a guess

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>>15124696
Yep.
She'd have warm milk to help you sleep.

She'd still be nice and comfy though.

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>>15124684
I want to mix a Holst with an Ittan.

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I want to be forced into an arranged marriage with a vampire older than me!

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>>15124731
Kitsune-bi got her?

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>>15124733
Busty blanket?

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>>15124733
Somehow I doubt you'd get blanket milk out of that.

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>>15124729
Last thing I heard from her she was saying that the foxes were being pretty nice, and offered a special dish called "Super cute Mofumation", she was going to report the tastes and ask for the ingredients afterwards.

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>>15124741
yeah, it got messy. We need to start sending MARRIED men there.

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>>15124750
If anything, instead of milk, she would lactate silk. Y'know, like those goats that can secrete silk.

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>>15124767
Of course, MARRIED men! Why didn't we think of that before?

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>>15124734
I want to be a shota that is forced into an arranged marriage with a Jinko older then me to cement an alliance between our kingdoms (but mainly to keep them from invading us)

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>>15124789
>shota
>Jinko
She's going to be very overprotective, I can see it.

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The only reason you like fairies is because they make your small cocks look huge by comparison.

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>>15124827

But I don't particularly like fairies

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>>15124818
" Ma'am, can I go outside and play with the others? "
> " No. If you were to be hurt, I would be very sad. No, you will stay with me and we will snuggle."
> " You will not call me 'Ma'am', you will call me 'Dear' "
" When do I get to go home? "
> " This is home now. I have made you dinner, freshest goat leg on the mountain. Eat, dear husband, before it gets cold and the blood dries. "

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>>15124827
I like fairies because they're tiny and cute, actually. I don't really feel any sexual attraction to them.

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>>15124763
>Deceptive kitsunes start giving human girls special food to forcefully transform them into mofu

Well, now we know the truth behind how they get so many fluffy tails.

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>>15124827
The only fairy I like is the Titania.

>>15124835
Nice

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>>15124835
I want more.

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>>15124700
>Something about seeing your seeing your boss have a near social meltdown pulls a few strings in your heart.
>"You don't have to go now. The food is really not the bad and there's some good alcohol on tap. I'll promise I'll take this to my grave"
>She considers this before she flops down on the plastic covered seat.
>"Not like I have anything else to do. I'll stay"
>She orders one of the specials (Spicy Sausage Supreme Sandwich) and a beer.
>One of many beers she orders throughout the night
>You never knew she could down her liquor like an oni. Almost every-time you check up on her she needs a refill
>After she finishes her meal and waves you down for the bill it's clear she's pretty tipsy.
>She unsteadily signs the bill with the pen and leaves a generous tip, almost double what you usually get.
>As you reach for the money she grabs your wrist.
>"Anon" she slurs out. "Didja ever tell you you're one of my favorite employees? It's true. You don't cause a scene, you do all your work, and you're so fucking cute"
>She giggles, the stench of alcohol hitting you on the face
>"You're cute right now. You pull that slutty butler thing off well."
>She gets up to teeter over to the door.
>Wondering if she's okay to drive, you gaze at the bartender.
>"Meh. She'll be fine" the werewolf says, and continues to clean the counter.
>You let your boss waddle out the door, both because of the sage wisdom of the bartender and the foresight that having your boss nurse a hangover at your place might not be a good idea.
>The next morning you change into your normal people and go to work, subconsciously making strategies to avoid your boss for the rest of your life.
>You manage to get a few hours of work down before you're called into your boss's office
>Steeling yourself and pushing open the door, you find her downing a painkiller with a glass of water.
>"Here, just look this over" she says as she pushes a paper towards you.
>It's a paper listing your new salary. With this you might not have to work two jobs anymore.
>"For not opening your mouth" she says
>As you thank her and head out, she stops you.
>"Ah, Anon. I'm sorry if I said anything stupid last night, I suppose I should have had more control of myself. But it was enjoyable"
>She nervously looks at her feet.
>"Maybe we could do something like that another time?"
>Maybe you won't quit your second job after all.

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>>15124848
>I asked for this drawing
I was hoping for malevolent looks, but this is super qt.

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>>15124851
Coming along nicely.

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>>15124851
Anon give me more. This can't be the end.

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>>15124848
" I miss my mother. Can we go see her? "
> " You don't need to see her, I'm here. Come, I'll hold you like your mother, and you'll never have to go out of the cave and get dirty. "
" Can I at least go outside? I want to warm up in the sunlight. "
> " That can't be done. If you go outside, some other young girl like myself might see how cute you are and snatch you up. No, it's for the best that you just come over here, sit in my lap, and I'll warm you up. "

> " Look, your goat leg's all cold. When I was your age I ate my goat as raw as it was given to me. But you're more precious then I am, so I'll show you my love and get another, and cook it this time. Don't get into the fire, though. If anything hurt you it would break my heart. "

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>>15124872
hnngh

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I want to play with a tribe of shortstack jinkos.

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>>15124872
Not letting the kid see his own mother is kind of rude.

Also what are they doing on a cave? I thought they both were royalty/nobility

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>>15124872
This is very cute. We want more, probably in a pastebin too.

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Imagine if a man's misery was too great for mamono mana to overwrite, the stoic, neutral expression and feeling of emptiness inside never changing even after being courted by a monstergirl, being married, and having children.

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>>15124901
Or I can imagine a wurm in a hula skirt and coconut bra.

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>>15124891
" Dear, I'm wet and cold. I really want to go outside. "
> " Outside is a bad place. Mine is the best cave in Jinkoistan. It is the highest cave in the tallest mountain , perfect for us and our children. Only here can I know that my precious husband is safe. You will grow used to it. In the meantime, come closer to the fire. You will be warmed. "

" What did you do with the blanket my mother sent with me? "
> " What is a blanket? You only arrived with this cloth. It was dry and rough, perfect for starting fires with. "

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>>15124911
> " What is a blanket? You only arrived with this cloth. It was dry and rough, perfect for starting fires with. "
unacceptable.

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>>15124903
Speaking of dancing monstergirls, what monstergirl would you want to get a private lapdance from?
And by "private lapdance" I mean she snuck into your room and you woke up to her giving you a lapdance.

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>>15124923
A loli Shirohebi.

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>>15124923
oppai loli nightmare.
Veil and all.

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>>15124923
A kejourou as they could not only give a lap dance, but also wrap their lovely hair around me to make sure the experience is as comfy for both of us as possible.

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>>15124903
>be bartender on a beach resort
>mg guests always asking you for penis coladas

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>>15124931
Why not have her use her hair to make herself a dancer's outfit WITH a veil?

>>15124932
>It happens enough that you make a drink name just that so you can give it to them when they ask.

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>>15124932
" I'm not going to jerk off into a drink for you. "
> " Aww, c'mon! Just dip the tip in! I'm a good tipper! "

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>>15124923
A gyaru kitsune

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>>15124937
>I paid 30 Tankibucks for WHAT?

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>>15124897
http://pastebin.com/e6XGG9t8

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>>15124949
You're gonna be a good writefag. Godspeed.

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>>15124937
>use her hair to make herself a dancer's outfit WITH a veil
I like that idea as well, as it helps add to the mood and makes her all the more alluring as she performs her lap dance. Her hair also hugging her beautiful frame and moving along with her dancing, making it seem as though she's wearing a river for clothing that also adds flair to her movement; All this while she speaks sweet nothings into my ears.

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>>15124944
>A penis colada mam.
>It's a typical pina colada served with a banana rum added and served in an extra large glass.
>It also includes a back massage.

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>>15124940
There's no way this isn't ending in rough fucking.

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>>15124925
>be sleeping on your back
>wake up to an odd weight around your crotch
>loli Shirohebi is sitting on your lap, as soon as she sees you're awake she blushes and starts gyrating her hips
>starts doing a traditional shrine dance while perched on top of you
>her lower bits, the ones actually touching your crotch, barely move at all
>it's mostly her hips and upper body swaying like a wave
>doing weird, slow praying gestures with her arms and hands
>she doesn't seem intent on stopping, and you are too shocked and struck by sheer adorableness to interrupt
>eventually she tires and flops down on top of you
>cuddle her all night long
>when you ask her about it in the morning she blushes, awawawas a little, and tells you that her sisters told her to give you a 'lap dance' to show you her feelings

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>>15124975
That loli heibi sounds adorable.

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>>15124923
A bottom-heavy loli anubis who likes to hide her sexual inexperience by making lewd jokes.
I'd end up sandwiching her between me and the mattress so quickly.

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>>15124925
>>15124928
>>15124996
Why so many Lolis?
I mean, you can like what you like, but what about girls with legs to go with their hips?

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>>15124996
Cumflate the lolinubis?

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>>15125005
Because something small trying to act sexy is adorable.

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>>15124923
tall fit hellhound that finds a way to incorporate me into the dance and then later ravages me until the sun rises

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>>15125007
>cumflate the lolinubis
sounds like an interesting illustration I should do.

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>>15125025
Why yes, yes it does.

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>>15125025
Who are you?

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>>15125021
Just imagine her getting as close as she can without actually coming into contact with you, her breasts inches from your face.
Imagine being able to feel her body heat and hear her heavy lust-filled breathing.
The second your dick gets hard enough to brush her dripping pussy, she's going to rip your pants off and ride you until the sun comes up the second time.

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>>15125025
Yep.
You should.

Even better if she tries to act more adult when she's dressed only to have the bump showing though her dress

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>>15125025
Go for it!

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>>15125036
Mitsuneko aka albumfag. http://imgur.com/a/FHwR9/all

Still grinding my ass through that browser game while trying to squeeze in time for the current dormouse drawing during breaks.

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>>15124862
>>15124865
Oh fine.

>>15124851
>It's your secret.
>You continue to work at the restaurant and she continues to go.
>It's usually the same thing. She orders something off the menu and a few beers, and you have some small talk with her.
>She still drinks pretty heavily, but never as much as her first night.
>Until the night one of her major deals fails.
>She comes in angry and it's a Friday, so she sets up to get hammered.
>Which she does
>On her (Eighth? Twelfth?) beer she asks you something.
>"You've seen how da the other boys get nice and close to the customers for a few extra bucks?"
>Oh no.
>"Well I want it. Gimmie a lap dance"
>"Let's think this over."
>"I did. I thinked and I want one."
>"You're my boss!"
>"Not when we're here. I'm just a customer. Get that ass up here."
>You sigh. Might as well get this over with.
>You hoist yourself up into her lap and wiggle halfheartedly.
>"Put more effort into it!" you her mumble behind you.
>Praying that she'll blackout and forget this night, you shake what your mamma gave yah.
>She grunts in approval and reaches into her wallet and pulls out a few crumpled bills She stuff them in the hem on your shorts, coming dangerously close to an area you hoped she would avoid.
>As you try to finish as quickly as possible, she starts to run your inner thighs.
>Definitely getting uncomfortable.
>You shoot a pleading look towards the bartender, but she just shrugs. Your boss hasn't acted up enough to be shown the door,
>As you try to get up, she holds you towards her with an arm, the other one busy holding the glass of beer she's chugging.
>After finishing it, she drops it on the table and leans forward to whisper into your ear.
>"How much to take you home?"
>Your heart almost stops right then.
>"Don't joke like that!"
>She shakes her head.
>"I'm not. You can't just tease me and then leave. Besides, the boys here are meant to be easy"
>Ignoring the implied insult, you attempt to correct her.
>"You're hammered."
>"And need something to calm me down"
>"You're my boss"
>"So what, I've seen you half-naked so many times. It's not like it'll hurt to just fuck me one"
>"Still no"
>She looks you in the eyes. Even after so many beers, she still has the same melancholy she had when she first came here.
>"Please"

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>>15125038
i already do anon everynight :(

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>>15125054
yeah baby

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>>15124962

>Kejourou wrapping her own hair around herself as if it were clothing

I like that idea

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>>15125054
Keep writing you fucking bastard

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>>15125054
Just to clarify, is this a Tanuki? I may need to know for listing purposes.

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>>15125058
Imagine what comes after the fucking though.
Imagine her collapsing against you after riding you raw.
Imagine feeling the softness of her breasts contrasted with the firmness of her abs.
Her body heat against yours, comforting you.
Her cheek pressed against yours while she whispers how much she loves you into your ear over and over again until she passes out.
Hearing her surprisingly sweet and gentle sounding snoring as you drift off to sleep with her in your arms.
That's it man. That's fucking nirvana.

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>>15125106
I don't know why, but the idea of a chubby virgin Tanuki hitting on me is one of the cutest things I've imagined today.
For all their vicious businesswoman things they've got going for them, I can't shake the idea that Tanuki are serious cuddlebugs.

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>>15125115
Its the tail.
They snuggle up to you and then wrap that great tail around you.

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>>15125066
Of course especially since Bayonetta herself pulls that sexy look of incredibly well, as it allows for lots of potential in both sex and romantic scenarios, plus having it hug her amazing frame would look amazing. I want a kejourou to cuddle me up in her hair and make me realize the that was her clothing and that she's naked. This leads to passionate cuddlesex and her saying how she enjoy the feeling of our exposed skin snuggling up to one another, that she gets to fully experience all the warmth and happiness that comes form me. As we are about to go to sleep, she'd snuggle me as close to her as possible saying good night as we cuddle up in her blanket of love.

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>>15125107
>Her cheek pressed against yours while she whispers how much she loves you into your ear over and over again until she passes out

fuck man this really hurts

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>>15125107
Damn, that hurts. Why must i be a slut for girls who make me feel protected and safe?

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>>15125134
because thats one of the best ways for someone to show that they love you

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>>15125134
Because anon, girls who protect your smile are the best.
Just imagine a gang of monstergirl cornering you in an alley tearing off your clothes and getting ready to rape you only to be fought off by a Hellhound who picks you up and carries you to her car to drive you home and gives you her coat to keep you warm.

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>>15125139
I come here to feel good and all i get is crippling depression and pain from what could.

Theres not even cuddles for god sake ;-;

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>>15125139
for you maybe
I for one would fight back and along with her

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>>15125106
That's what I had in mind, but I never expected to type so much so I sorta forgot to mention what she was.

>>15125054
>You're a sucker for that face of hers.
>As much as fucking your boss is a bad idea, leaving your boss drunk and crying in some seedy restaurant might be worse.
>"Fine."
>Her large bushy ring-tail sways happily, albeit sloppily.
>"Good! My house is nearby, which is good, 'cuze I don't wanna drive.
>You support her as she waddles to her
house. When you get to the door she spends a while to get it open as she keeps drooping the keys.
>After proving her mastery over the insidious wooden barrier, she shows you up to her room.
>"There's a bathroom," she points to a sie room "Why don't you clean up. I'll just sit down for a second."
>Taking the chance to slip away from her, you take a shower ad clean yourself off, hoping she would be asleep by the time you're done.
>You pick up your clothes and peek out the door.
>"There you are!"
>Fuck.
>Already in her underwear, she pats the space next to her.
>"Just get over here and fuck me"
>As you plop down net to her, you see her sizeable chest raise and fall in excitement, and it seems like her panties will snap from the strain from containing her hips.
>You never knew she was so...endowed under all the business suits.
>''Well come on. Strip. You look nice in those shorts, but you can't fuck me in them"
>You start with the waistcoat, and by the time you get it over her head, she's unhooked her bra and she breasts are swinging free.
>Then comes your shorts. You hook both sides with your thumbs and slowly slide them off, watching her enjoy the show.
>Finally you reveal everything, and your erection springs free, an your boss gives a little gasp.
>"It's so different then seeing it on a video or a photo. I want it. Do it now"
>"No foreplay?"
>"I've been in the mood seen the restaurant" Just hurry it up."

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>>15124923
An alp that's uncertain about her technique.

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>>15125165
She's certainly assertive.

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>>15125165
This pleases the anon
>>15125183
It's cute

[Anonymous No.]

Valkyries forcing there husbands to go to "hero camp."

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>>15125228
But why would she let some harlot teach her precious husband martial arts?

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>>15125245
I would assume it would be less about letting others train them and more training alongside other heroes

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>>15125228
>"hero camp."
You make it sound like a bad thing. What is so bad about a “hero camp”?

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>>15125257
Oh, so they still do the training, it's just a huge training camp for all the valkyries to exchange training tips and get meaningful sparring in. Sounds a lot better that way.

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>>15125259
what if you didn't want to be a hero?
what if you want to just fight things without a care in the world?
what if the Valkyrie doesn't care what you think?
that's what hero camp is for.

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>>15125165
>Sliding off her panties confirms this, as they're soaked in anticipation
>She gives a demanding shake of her hips.
>"Please don't keep me waiting. But try to be gentle, I've never done any of this before."
>"Yeah, I figured that out a while ago."
>Taking her hands, you slowly guide yourself inside of her.
>She throws her head back into a moan as you go inside of her, taking a moment to catch her breath.
>When she recovers, you start.
>You start t rock your hips in a slow but steady pattern, making sure not to hit too deep.
>After a while., she pats you on the back.
>"More."
>You pick up the pass and hit deeper inside of her, bed creaking as you deflower the tanuki.
>You bury your hands into your sides and thrust, listening to the short breathy squeaks she makes each time.
>Eventually her breath quickens as her orgasm approaches
>As it hits her, she wraps her legs around you, forcing you closer to her.
>Your orgasm follows soon after as she clings onto you, only letting go when you stop cumming.
>You pull out and think of something to say to her, but she rolls over and goes asleep. Feeling exhausted as well, you follow

>You awake the next day, wondering why your room looks so different, and why you're naked and sticky.
>Then you remember.
>Your boss. Her coming onto you. You going home with her.
>You have to get out of here.
>As you bolt to gather your things, the door opens and your boss enters.
>Carrying a pair of coffees and a food bag from a nearby coffee store, she places the down on the table
>"I got breakfast, I was too tired to make one."
>Passing you a bagel and flopping on her bed, she munches on hers.
>"After last night, I've been thinking.I think you deserve more then working two low paying jobs "
>"I have an opening for an assistant, but nobody I liked has applied. You can have it, but you'll have to quit being a waiter and send most of your day near me"
>Her tail brushes your chin.
>"You also have to make my job more enjoyable" she says with a smirk.
>You decide that now is the time to hang out your butler outfit for good.

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>>15125267
>what if you didn't want to be a hero?
>what if you want to just fight things without a care in the world?
>what if the Valkyrie doesn't care what you think?

Then you get picked up by a delinquent street racer valkyrie with this blaring out of the speakers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyk0AeyKtLE

While you're looking over her skimpy neon race queen outfit, she tosses you a paladin helmet and tells you to get in.

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>>15125281
yeees

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Remember Anons, watch out for monster girl size queens unless you want to be walking with a summer sausage in your pants.

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>>15125293
Why would I have a summer sausage in my pants do they just leak aphrodisiacs or is it the only way they think they can ask out guys for an actual date?

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>>15125305
They like working at meat markets and can't fit it in your pockets, obviously.

Don't ask why the size queens do it, just accept that they do.

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>>15125293
I want size queen to laugh at my tiny dick!

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>>15125313
She probably would, actually...
This is quite fitting.

Then she'd start fucking her boyfriend in front of you so that you can see a 'real dick'

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>>15125310
Who or what are the size queens, are they like really big/small monster girls who are looking to impress me to date them by having a cooking contest of sorts?

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>>15125319
Nah, the are big/small monster girls that enjoy men with large members.

Some of them may or may not be very good cooks.

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>>15125318
This is entering undesirable territory and I think we should stop.

>>15125319
Size Queens are monstergirls who believe that bigger is better when it comes to penises.
Thinking about it, fairies are kind of size queens by default.

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>>15125326
Hey, tiny penis anon is asking for it.

And yes, fairies are size queens.

Because they loooove stretching.

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>>15125318
Anon pls stop
I don't want to fap today

>>15125326
But that "undesirable territory" is pretty much the reason why size queen thing even exists

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>>15125336
You....You really are a masochist aren't you?

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>>15125336
See, your response is the undesirable territory I was talking about.

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>>15125293
>Become an Alice's oni-chan
>Have sex with her every morning
>Notice my dick getting bigger day by day
>A month later it's now 16 inch
>Alice keeps acting all pure and innocent
>Realize this was foreshadowed every time she enjoyed her over-sized lollipops

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>>15125346
I can only imagine that she's going to start each day by straddling her and stroking where you are in her.

Hopefully she's mature enough to know when to stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>I will never have a busty muscle Wendigo oneechan with a Yetis cocoa brown skin
It hurts.

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>>15125346
Practical applications of the sabbath theory

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>>15125346
For whatever reason, now I've got this image of a monstergirl with a size fetish being confronted by her husband after he finds out she's secretly been doing something to make his dick bigger.

>Dear, we need to talk.
>"About what?"
>You need to stop slipping whatever you're slipping into my food.
>"I have no idea what you're talking about.
>Dear, I've grown three inches and it's as thick as a coke can now.
>"Yeah it is~"
>Dear this is serious, I need to replace all my pants. Pants don't grow on trees dear.

It gets funnier if I imagine a usually shy monstergirl in the role.

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>>15125346
Brb, off to irrumate my alice.

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>>15125346
>>15125362
fucks sake woman, lats just get a good supply of cockmonster potions so I can still be a normal nigga.

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>>15125362
Too easy to imagine "Yeah it is~" with a shit eating grin

Damned chesire.

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>>15125359
>You'll never have a trio of Onee-sans who defected to the Onee-Sabbath from the Sabbath.
>You'll never have a busty Baphomet Onee-san
>You'll never have a curvy Witch Onee-san
>You'll never have a chubby Familiar Onee-san
>They'll never fuck you every night to build up your endurance for when they make you their husband.
Damn it.

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>>15125376
I was imagining it with a shit-eating grin, a faraway look, and a little bit of drool.

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>>15125354
>Alice stroking the bulge from your dick as if she was rubbing her pregnant belly

Damn that's hot

>>15125367
But then you'd go in debt buying so many of them and you'd have to sign a shady contract with a Lich so she can try her latest experimental potions on you both

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>>15125362
That it is.
Perhaps it would be an oppai loli or a meek little dopple ganger.

>>15125376
Yeah but a cheshire wouldn't know when to stop....maybe....

>>15125380
Yeah, she'd probably enjoy waking you up in the morning by licking your soft member or by full on sucking your erect member.

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>>15125228
>You'll never have to look out for the priestly hero in training who gets picked on by the knights who haven't figured out that it's not like their training and there are different types and forms of hero
>Not for his safety, but for his yandere guardian angel who has a hare trigger for possession.

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>>15125293
>Have Lich waifu.
>She is doing experiments like you expect.
>Start to notice a trend.
>A lot of the experiments are to improve the size of your dick.
>Due to all the experiments your dick has permanently grown.
>During some of the more intensive experiment it grows to be up to almost 20 inches
>Ask waifu about this
>She claims that you wouldn’t understand the complexity of her experiments.
>Despite her deadpan expression you can tell she is getting turned on when your dick has grown.
>Your dick has permanently grown almost 10 inches by now.

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>>15125390
>Yeah but a cheshire wouldn't know when to stop....maybe....

>Chesire waifu has been slipping you cock growth potions for months now
>It's getting a little out of control
>"Honey, if this keeps up it wont fit anymore. When are you planning to stop?"
>She gives you a smug and points
>At your actual pet cat
>Perched on it's cat tower
>"Sweetie no."

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>>15125398
Lich waifu wants explore new frontiers it seems.

>>15125404
>Don't worry, it'll be like that at first but I can stretch!

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>>15125404
You know what would get her to stop?
A good facefucking.
Followed by rough fucking.
Followed by anal.
Also start slipping her breast and/or ass enhancing potions to get back at her.

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>>15125410
Anon, no.

You're just changing the game.
She's going to just keep going till she can give you paizuri with her knew assets and get an ass you can hotdog for real.


And the rest of that?
She's going to love stretching.

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"Hey Chesire, how do you know you've gone to far with cock growth potions?"

"Gee anon~ I doooon't know! How do you know you've gone to far with cock growth potions?"

"Bonk on the head."

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>>15125419
>>15125410
I feel like that's going to end in some /d/ shit.

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>>15125425
Took me a second.
Well done.

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>>15125419
Hey, if I've gotta get a dick like two pringles cans stacked on top of each other, then she's getting tits and ass to compensate.

>>15125425
How big would you have to be to fluster her by laying your dick on her face?

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>>15125410
>>15125419
>2 years of this later Anon and his Cheshire wife go to counselling
>She can't fit through the door and has to teleport
>He has to throw his penis over his shoulder to walk properly
>Mindflayer psychiatrist doesn't even ask a question before flaying both
>Even an eldritch abomination can see true madness

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>>15125429
The fattest cat ass and the biggest kitty titties.

[Anonymous No.]

I want my a monster girl to take care of me while I'm sick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125425
Oh wow....I feel old now.

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>>15125434
Me too anon, me too.

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>>15122922
>>15122923
Not even Matangos would want them.
>tfww no Matango gf

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>>15125431
Oh, she'd love to have that happen.

She's a dirty, dirty deviant.
Who's going to start panicking when she realizes that she's going to have to explain the size of her rear and tits to her kids.

>>15125432
>Well, let's start this off, how is the sex?
>Both Anon and cheshire explain that it's wonderful.
>Mindflayer kicks them out for wasting her time.

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>>15125434
What cure do you prefer?

The tender and slow process, her cooking for you, giving you the meds, doing everything you ask for and always being by your side

Or the quick and easy mamono mana cure where she just rapes until you're healthy again

[Anonymous No.]

Thankfully EMG matangos don't turn you into zombies, they just make you really high.

[Anonymous No.]

Chubby Oneesans are the best Oneesans.

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>>15125441
>"Look, I'm not going to lie. I did some "modifications" here and there with potions, and it's you girls' 14th tomorrow, and well..."
>"Puberty's going to hit you like a mack truck."

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>>15125449
>Mommy, is that why the holst keeps staring at your chest and why we have to buy you two seats on the airplane?
>"Yes dearie, it's also why your dad has to wear stretch pants....On the plus side, you'll be able to get any guy you want."

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>>15125439
>>15125445
I like matangos!

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>>15125448
They are.
Wocks especially, they are naturally prone to chubbiness.

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>>15125453
>you'll be able to get any guy you want
I don't get
Why?
Because her dad will threaten to rape them if they refuse?

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>>15125458
Would they be the best chubby oneesans?

I just want to cuddle and nuzzle a soft cuddly chubby Monster Girl oneesan. Especially one in her natural habitat.

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>>15125462
Because she is going to have the largest ass and biggest breasts in the school.

Remember, don't give your wife potions while she's pregnant.

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>>15125466
They would
Many hugs would would be sent your way, many of them involving her wings.

Just be sure to exercise her properly, wocks gain weight easily and she won't be chubby for long if you don't do anything.

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>all this /d/ hyper bullshit
Jesus Christ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125448
A soft and squishy Onee-san.

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>>15125468
Oversized boobs are shit though. If boobs are bigger or the same size as her head, it's shit

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>>15125472
So what you're saying is bully the wock?

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>>15125477
Usually the problem isn't size, it's shape & proportion. Huge tits don't look good if they're just slapped onto a twig girl or if they're extremely saggy.

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>"Enjoying the view, Human?"

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>>15125477
Thats fine.
She's going to have more than enough to get some other guys.

>>15125490
Bully the wock.
Lightly, be sure to make up for it.

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>>15125502
What if I told her 'No'?

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>>15125502
I want her to give her the puffiest vulva.

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>>15125502
No, not particularly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125502
(This is your chance Anon, a cute Monkey Girl is hitting on you, respond with something witty!)

I-I like your tail!

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I want to tape an Alice's pussy open and take a lot of pictures to show her after she re-virginzes and forgets everything!

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>>15125502
Are you trying to hypnotize me with your tail?

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>>15125502
Come down from that tree and stop being so lewd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125293
I wouldn't mind having magic dick whose size I could controll at will. I mean wanking with two foot of cock would be novel, but walking around with it would fucking suck.

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>>15125543
That's why you gotta draw limits.
Or learn magic.

One of the two, preferably the latter.

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>>15125502
Yes, I'm enjoying the view. What are you going to do about it?

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>>15125549
Magic. I wouldn't mind being able to changing its shape either. Would be interesting to say the least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125563
>you changes the size while you’re fucking her.
What would her reaction be?

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down thread.

Instead, please remember to be careful when walking around wonderland.

Don't want to end up in the imotou plane where you have loli cheshires nyahahaing at you, loli jubjubs flying after you, and oneesan alices eating cake.

It's a dangerous place out there, wouldn't want to see you go hollo- mindbroken out there.

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>>15125568
Instant orgasm and cries of 'bigger! BIGGER!'

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125573
Why does chasing loli cheshires sound like the most aggravating thing imaginable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125568
It would be very messy

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>>15125576
Because they are more compact than their bigger cousins, allowing them to hide in more places, although the booty still be phat.

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>>15125573
>the imouto plane
This land is peaceful, its inhabitants kind. I beg thee, plunge down from the plank, and hurry home.

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>>15125581
>Every so often you realize that one of them is hiding inside of your own shirt
>Somehow you never notice them getting in there
>And they poof away as soon as you realize it
These cats deserve a good spanking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125584
>If thou seekest me, thine desires shall be requited not
Why was Priscilla such a prude?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>15125573
>loli jubjubs flying after you
Loli jubjub would be awesome.
They just want to cuddle you and be close to you because they are still innocent and don't understand the sexual desires that all jubjub constantly have.

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>>15125584
I now have a loli Priscilla in my head asking this.
Makes me want to pat her head..

>>15125587
Anon...
Anon please, you aren't helping.
It's just going to keep them coming back.

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>>15125590
Pretty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15123638
So, these threads minus futa?

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>>15125591
That and more of them can snuggle up against you while you sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125589
>Crossbreed Priscilla
>Someone had to bang a dragon to make that
Praise to the lost firstborn. Pissed off Daddy to become Dark Souls' original monsterfucker.

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>>15125593
>It's just going to keep them coming back.
What do I do to teach them a lesson then? Merciless cat puns?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125599
Do NOT remove fluffy tail! Instead, why not give her a dolly?

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>>15125605
Better still, give her a daughter!

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>>15125597
They will never stop snuggleing you.
They are dependent on it.
You'll cuddle them right anon?
Your not so evil that you would deprive them of their cuddles, right?

[Anonymous No.]

You agree to meet your new aunt at the beach, as she wants to meet you...

Damn foxes always look good regardless of age

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>>15125600
No, that just causes them to fire back with puns.

Even water won't work, they'll just throw on surprisingly innocent swimsuits and play in it.


You gotta go big.

You gotta go dangerous.

You gotta go dad joke tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125606
No, give her THAT doll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125608
Son.
I'd cuddle the hell out of those tiny birds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125609
TAKE THOSE DAMN JINGLE JINGLES OFF YOU

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125609
One Piece -tier proportions with those tits and that waist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125612
>dad joke tier
Anon no, that's too far! That's borderline a war crime!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125609
I was expecting Yao, instead I was surprised.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125621
It's the only way.
Time for sleep.
Monster girls can't rape me if I'm asleep...other than nightmares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125624
Alps have Nightmare powers as well. Enjoy having one on your chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125614
Give her the doll, then give her the D AND a daughter.

captcha: select all images with mountains
Path of the Dragon indeed

[Anonymous No.]

Would you order this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125627
Jokes on her.
I'd just turn her into a body pillow for the night!

Alp gets to be cuddle by a man whose forgetten to shave for far too long!
Sleeeeeep

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125605
>Make it to the Painted World
>Sneak past all the monster
>Priscilla watches you from her tower
>Make it up to her finally, still don't draw your sword
>'Thou art a most curious individual. You seek us out, yet thou dost not raise thine blade.'
>'Prithee, explain thine intent, or begone.'
>Reach into your pouch, pull out the doll for her
>A look of recognition, then shock, and finally a small smile crosses her face
>Live up in the tower with her, eventually convince her to bear your part dragon child
>Raise her in the safety of the painting as the world slowly fades into Darkness
>Fuck the Flame, acquire waifus

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125632
....God damn it japan.
Just put it on the PC

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125634
I actually meant this doll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125644
Please.
Best doll is Suigintou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125644
>Priscilla using the Doll as a toy
I need art of this

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125649
>And now the dolly and the Chosen Undead maketh kissy-kissy!

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>>15125621
>Manono vs. order war
>order tries to create a new weapon to defeat the manono
>the succeed
>the first field test
>fairly normal battle
>order is losing
>men are getting raped left and right.
>the release the weapon
>a middle aged man, with a striped shirt and glasses.
>the opposing officer is confused why a man is standing in the middle of the field and is not getting raped
>stands in front of the man
>realizes to late what he is
>”no… NO, I don’t want to die, I’m still young”
>he inhales and she realizes that they lost
>”Hi ‘still young’, I’m dad”
>there were no survivor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125655
I just reailized that I spelled all the "they" as "the". Fuck my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15121461
I finally understand it.

KC has so many choices, hundreds even, to choose good monster girls from.

Except he doesn't, it's never all great monster girls all the time, he'd run out eventually doing that.

No...he's doing this The Giver style, a few good girls then a bad or mediocre one.

A few happy memories, then a sad or painful one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125671
>correctly drawn talons, effing nice
>dem sexy legs
>dat tail, not great for flying, but cute
>fucking paws on a harpy

Dropped, unless this is a griffin girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125697
>being illiterate
Shamefur dispray.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125700
File name is too short, didn't read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125697
Check the filename.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125671
He doesn't intentionally make mediocre girls, he just tries to have variety

If he only made well known mythology monsters and their variant we'd start seeing the same patterns over and over again

With his current profiles we never know what is coming next, between all the different mythologies, pop culture, monsters from movies/books, his own creations, etc...

And besides, even if he only put out "good" monster girls everyone would still have their own "bad" ones because of their particular tastes

[Anonymous No.]

Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm hunting bishies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125712
>hunting bishies.

Needs a sign hung on a tree in the background that says 'Faggot Season'

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125729
Bara Season!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125733
No, it's Faggot season!

[Anonymous No.]

Thoughts on after-school lewdness with flat tomboys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125735
BARA SEASON!
>>15125738
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125739
Amazon season!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125738
perfection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125738
They are not cute at all!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125738
How after are we talking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125738
http://i.4cdn.org/h/1461561989188.jpg

I have JUST the picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125749
That's almost too boyish for my tastes. Mosquito bites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125742
o-oh no!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125749
fucking delicious

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125749
Why must you tempt me to masturbate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125749
>That puffy vulva
>That trail on the desk

...b-bruh.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go to MGC prison and rape an Ittan-momen in the armpit

[Anonymous No.]

Any waifus in Waifu Souls 3 yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125761
There's the firekeeper and uh
Dancer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125761
>>15125764
Anri. She's just like you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125764
>>15125761
Anri, Sirris, Yuria, Karla and Yorshka I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125760
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125671
Duuuh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125770
>Anri
I play the waifu, so it's a real bitch that anri isn't a bitch

>>15125771
You're forgetting Rosariaraara

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125772
Because armpit pussy is best pussy, and we know that the best environnement to enjoy it in is prison

I'm really glad KC made a girl that you can fuck in the armpit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125781
Don't slimes already let you do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15124923
'Pophis

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125786
Whether you fuck a slime in her armpit, her pussy or any other part, in the end it's still just slime, even if she adds pressure and suction to vary the feeling

Ittan-momen perfectly mimic the feeling of whatever part you are fucking (or at least that's what I understood from the partial translation)

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125781
Reimu pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125749
She's leaking

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125803
Females tend to do that when aroused.
I just wonder whose desk she's going to be afflicting with those feminine pheromones.

[Anonymous No.]

Big timid girls are olev

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125814
It's a good thing big cats like water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125807
Probably the desk belonging to that thick-headed Tom, her childhood friend and next-door neighbor who thinks of her as a sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125729
Looking at you more like salty season.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125814
>not even Harbour Water Demon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125807
>Succubus masturbates on your desk
>Her pheromone filled lewd juices soak in your desk
>Your desk now has an addictive feminine smell
>You get a boner from sniffing your desk but you can't help yourself
>The Succubus gets bright red and hides her face every time you smell your desk

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125833
Monster girl courting is lewd! Lewd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125803
Good, it shows all of her baby-making faculties are in order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125814
Gentle giants a best

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125861
>tfw no giant Monster Girl to blush and call you cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125922
>No primal fearboner when the oft docile giant, maybe buff MG goes on her rare estrus cycles and turns full rapetrain mode
>The concerned cuddles after she comes back to lucidity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125938
Life with a jinko sure is fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125944
I want a Jinko waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125944
>Tall Jinko slowly begins to approach you
>"Oh boy it's time for some ra..."
>Her face is beet red and she has a nervous smile on her face
>She comes right up to you and begins fidgeting intensely
>"Uh...um...Can...can...I pet you?"
>Not sure what is going on you not
>She gingerly reaches a huge paw out and places it on your head
>"Uwaaa, it's so fluffy~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125944
I was more thinking Cloah's tall girl or a holstaur

[Anonymous No.]

What monstergirl type has the worst breast envy?
Most of the flatties seem happy with their flatness but I'm sure some of them aren't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125973
Also fine, it just reminded me of Jinko's profile is all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125974
Beelzebutts? For some reason those are the only ones that might envy someone else having MORE than them.
That might just be with food though.
Large mice maybe? They see a picture of a hinezumi, and they're gonna be livid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125974
Flat fish are probably the most envious, it's easy to imagine them staring at a Holst's tits while making "jiiii~" sounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125984
And then the holst offers to help them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125974
Every girl who is flat but doesn't go for the whole "charm of little girl" thing
Alps and Werebat come to mind

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tell my flat hellhound that bigger doesn't mean better, and smaller does mean worse, then I want to pat her cheek and tell her I love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126036
>and smaller does mean worse
Did you trip on your words there, or were you trying to get her to chug holst milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126036
>smaller does mean worse

You are now on the black list of the Sabbath

More seriously, giving a monster girl confidence and telling her that she is beautiful is a top tier fetish
I want to tell a damaged Scylla who is very self-conscious that she is the most beautiful girl in the world

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126056
I tripped on my words like a retard.

I want to tell a girl fretting over her breast size that if boobs mattered to me so much, I wouldn't have fallen in love with someone flat in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

This is the captain.

Monstergirls spotted in the horizon, 7 knots out. All hands to battlestations.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone else play this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126112
im gonna put my hands on their battlestations

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126114
Oh so this is where that Nerdhound picture I have is from? I'll have to look it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125974
Kobold.

>Master never does anything lewd to me
>He pats me and hugs me but there's never any ulterior motive to it
>It's because of my chest
>I bet he doesn't even see me as a woman
>These damn Greyhound titties! Why couldn't mom have been a Saint Bernard!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126139
I wanna cuddle with a cute kobold on a blanket, laid out on a grassy hill, on a nice summer's day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126114
>Radiohead

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126021
Werebats would prefer being flat because it weighs them down less

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126112
If you see a seaport hime let me know. I offer to embark on a suicide run against her aft defenses. I'll fly my torpedo right into her stern.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126149
Problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126158
>1997 + 19
>Radiohead

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126154
Wereflats!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126160
Memes don't help. Especially considering Radiohead is universally acclaimed and pretty timeless TBQH.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126114
Where can I get this game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126172
Try looking at what program he is currently using.
>>15126166
>1997 + 19
>Radiohead

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126158
Kid A is obviously the superior album

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126188
>Not King of Limbs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126176
Tried checking steam and nothing comes up. Tried looking in google and nothing comes up in hellhound adventures. I don't know where else to look

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126190
>not Pablo Honey

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126190
>>15126188
>Not OK Computer

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126190
Eeeh, I only really like the opener and Codex off of that tbqh.

>>15126202
"no"

>>15126203
Respectable opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126203
>best track is just text to speech

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126209
https://youtu.be/O4SzvsMFaek

>Implying it doesn't wound you emotionally

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126209
>>15126216
>not Climbing Up The Walls
you fail me

monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126216
It doesn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125749
>draw a boy
>call it a girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126239
The best kind of girl.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to Marry a Dark Elf!

[Anonymous No.]

I need big puppy filled canine girl bellies!

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.litra.ru/fullwork/get/woid/00617461227008580681/

Someone give me a summary of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126282
Cheeki Breeki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125025
Hot fucking damn, yes please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126202
meme album

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126260
But that's not what they're for

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126320
Thats what you think, But I do what i want

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126315
>implying Creep isn't the greatest song of all time

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126326
It's not. Takyon Death Yon is

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126320
They're for memes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126335
Death Grips are even more of a meme band than Radiohead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126287
>no stalker kiki to watch my flank in the zone

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126344
I don't see how that is bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126359
Unlike Radiohead, they don't have any decent songs.

[Anonymous No.]

get out, /mu/

I spend more time than is good for me in that shithole already

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126366
Music taste is opinions
>>15126368
Trout Mask Replica sahuagin cover when

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126368
>>15126371
What monster girl would Jeff Mangum be?
The answer is obviously Akaname.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126375
>Not a Will O Wisp

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126393
Three words: Flesh licking lady.

[Anonymous No.]

The MGC humane society doesn't spay the Kobolds they take in, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126352
>no crow waifu to keep you company and look for shinies in the zone

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126406
That's highly abusive and very illegal anon, I should very well hope not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15121905
You did improve her, but like everyone else has said, those grafted mammoth legs were not a success.
7/10, technically accomplished your goal

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126406
That's just an urban legend

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126446
Thanks, i wish i've found something else for the legs but i can't think of anything (that is not completly different from the original)

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125814
Indeed

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126478
I want to see an MGE Fairy with an ass that fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126325
Dark Elves are mistress tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126467
I don't see any reason (but maybe that's why I'm not a drawfag) that you couldn't just do the same as what you did with the arms. Give her half a thigh and then have it sort of blend away into the kneecap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126503
Can't they be good friends tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126524
No anon, you have your wife and then you have your mistress, and despite occasional bickering they're still close enough to nurse each others' children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126503
>>15126539
>NTRing your waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126539
Is your wife's name Antonette? Was her maiden name phonetically similar to the name of a thinleaved deciduous hardwood tree? Just curious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126554
That joke is old, Jake Rapp is the new undisputed King of Cucks.

[Anonymous No.]

Would Horse girls be ok if they were more like a Satyros?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make a loli Snek do a sexy naked snek dance for me while wearing nipple clamps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126569
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have a harem of lesser undead girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126523
Indeed it would work but as i said i wanted to stay close to the original, adding flesh thighs is an easy fix and would fix 99% of the design to me but it wasn't what i was aiming for
I can still do it if people wants to

[Anonymous No.]

Today I sat behind a pretty blonde for the duration of two lectures. During the first one she noticed me breathing in her scent though, and started giving me these sideways glances. After she and her friends left for the break and came back, they'd all moved one seat to the right so she had a better view of me,and she'd put on perfume.
She kept looking my way, then whispering to the girl next to her and giggling.
I met my match, and now I've been beaten. I know not what will become of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126619
Not him, but I wouldn't mind seeing how the Skellington would look with fleshy thighs.

It also helps that you draw you draw some excellent thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126622
>RP
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126628
>RP
First person narration is RP now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126622
>RP
Go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126569
They would be better. I've been saying from the start Unicorn would be best girl if she had a Satyros-like design.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126622
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vifYelSTlMo

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126624
>>15126523
Have a v2

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126644
There we go. That looks excellent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126644
I wanna tickle a skeleton's funny bone!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126644
Thighs/10
100% improvement
I'm not just saying that because I like thighs
Well, maybe

[Anonymous No.]

>Today I sat behind a pretty blonde for the duration of two lectures.
>During the first one she noticed me breathing in her scent though, and started giving me these sideways glances.
>After she and her friends left for the break and came back, they'd all moved one seat to the right so she had a better view of me,and she'd put on perfume.
>She kept looking my way, then whispering to the girl next to her and giggling.
>I met my match, and now I've been beaten. I know not what will become of me.

Maybe the use of meme arrows will be less triggering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126657
Go on

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126659
No, you guys hurt my feelings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126657

>>15126637

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126663
Well that's life, Jim

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126663
Would you feel better if I let you take a break in the Wurmroom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126670
Not in my safe-space.
>>15126673
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126677
Alright then. Just be careful with Stripes, she had her claws clipped last night so she's still cranky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126688
>A Wurm called Stripes
>had her claws clipped
Huh. That sounds kind of dehumanizing. These aren't loli Wurms, are they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126694
All our Wurms are wild-caught or feral, so they can be a little...rowdy. They pick their names themselves once we teach them English.

We have some lolis but Stripes isn't. We call her that because of the darker stripes she has that run along her belly from her neck to the tip of her tail. She hasn't picked a name yet.

As for the claw clipping, it's normal. Since they can't wear them down digging they get too big and start bothering them. If we don't clip them once every few months the girls end up digging through the foundation. We tried reinforced concrete scratching posts but those got rubble and dust everywhere and it was a pain in the ass to clean.

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>>15126657
>Sat behind cute monster in class
>Threw stuff at her hair and sticked some gum in her monster parts
>She got teary and started talking with her friends, whom started giving me death glares
>After class, a group of 6 girls surround me and I can see a wicked smile in their faces
>I met my match, and now I'll be beaten. I know not what will become of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126715
>wild-caught of feral Wurms
Okay, you turn this nonsense into a story right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126644
Yes thats a step in the right direction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126716
You had it coming.

[Anonymous No.]

>mfw /v/ monstergirl thread
Jesus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126718
> In the far distant land of Scrabania, wurms run free.
> The local government there has, after a long and arduous process, developed a safe haven by utilizing the native faiths and their innate trusting nature to convince the Wurms not to crush the village and rape all the men.
> However, to alleviate their pressure, we have been paid to harbor a select few Wurms from their more...domesticated numbers.
> The process is complicated, involving a large cake and a larger amount of tranquilizer, but we have successfully received a wild Wurm.
> Remember, when she wakes up, don't make any sudden movements, lest you scare her.
> We will assign her a handler who will attempt to understand her language and give her ours.
> That handler will be you.
> Don't mind the odd dress, sir, it's her culture. It's time to earn your daily feast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126739
>odd dress
I though they went around in the nude?

[Anonymous No.]

https://picarto.tv/Whutermuelon

Melon is streaming gargoyles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126744
I seriously got excited for a minute there

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126718
I have a dozen things I should be writing but here I am sitting on my ass and playing vidya.

Since I'm not going to do anything with it I might as well give you the rest.

The Wurm-room is where we bring volunteers to help the Wurms get acclimated to men in a safe, controlled environment. It's a big room filled with pillows and simple toys and blanket-forts.

The volunteers come in and sit on the floor in the center of the room and let the Wurms come to them. Some take to the men right away while others are shy and hide in the forts or under pillows.

It's important that the Wurms get used to men and have a chance to get their curiosity out of their systems, otherwise there could be misunderstandings or accidents, maybe even injuries, when they encounter men out in the real world. Of course, the volunteers often end up adopting the Wurms themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126742
> Yes, it's odd. We've been told that they have no shame about sexual attributes, and this one seems to be no exception. Her breasts and vagina are completely uncovered.
> On the other hand, they do like to wear hats. This one was constructed a hat out of what appears to be twigs, straw and... is that a fox?
> Please send in a cleanup crew, that's going to get messy when she starts moving around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126754
Gargoyles can be cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126737
it's that one fucking autist dumping his fucking pig pictures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126761
A fox? Hrghg?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126762
I was thinking of the series for some dumb reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126739
>It's time to earn your daily feast.
Anonymous on the verge of death
CLOSE TO HIS LAST BREEEATH

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sICaV6VKI6I

>TFW no Crow Tengu that won't go

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126770
Nothing wrong with that. I still remember coming home from school as a kid and watching Gargoyles and Batman the Animated Series back to back every day. Good times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126778
Did this guy like raise the crow or is the crow just yan for him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126782
Demona's fake French accent is boner-inducing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126778
Crow-chan, please. I like having my personal space.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126778
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2E7akTESzA

>TFW no Crow Tengu delinquent that yells at you and steals your sandwich

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126778
I just want to cuddle with a crow tengu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126778
>>15126795
>TFW no Crow Tengu that says "fuhk yoo."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126795
You bet your ass I'm gonna have a yelling contest with her because I can't stand loud people, and I'm gonna fucking win because I have the voice of a thousand gods

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126767
> Yes, the animal is a fox or fox analogue.
> The cleanup crew has successfully bartered one of their biohazard hoods for the hat the Wurm was previously wearing. The hood is now jammed onto the Wurm's head.
> Oh god, that fox is alive. It's horrible.
> Someone get a gun.

> The wurm is becoming increasingly agitated as the biohazard hood cloys around her mouth.
> Custodian James has approached the Wurm, the other custodial crew are on standby.
> The medical team has been dispatched in case of an emergency.
> Custodian James has torn the front of the hood off. The wurm is calming.
> He has been given a black stone, roughly two centimeters in diameter and rough to the touch.
> We will need further examination to determine its meaning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126778
Crows make great yanderes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126785
Looks like a fledgling, they act like that sometimes. Kind of like how some kids will go up to strangers and start talking to them until their parents give them the stranger danger lecture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126809
I want a overly-enthusiastic crow tengu loli to wander away from her parents, bond to me, and then talk my ear off about inane bullshit like the climate of the various Indian pradesh, top pop songs of the UK in 1972, the condiments of ancient Rome, and finally the value of proto-semiotics as conceptualized by St. Augustine in On Christitan Doctrine.

[Anonymous No.]

Yandere Dormouse
Yandere Alice

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126845
Narcoleptic stalker?

[Anonymous No.]

Where the fuck is cotton woman translation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126854
Someone text-dumped it last thread, I think. Haven't seen the profile itself, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15124566
Gamer Holst wins! Sketch later tonight hopefully.

>>15124566
Thanks! Y-you too.

>>15124662
If it was Gamer Holst congrats! If not, then I'm sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuq, meant to reply to >>15124590

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126861
>>15126865
Gamer Holst? Will she be suitably thick and milky?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126847
Mega mousey mounds!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126759

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126911
Fucking cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126911
Those poor pelvises.

[Anonymous No.]

Daughterus, tiny daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126933
rubbin' the booty

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126933
You're in the wrong thread, you want the boat thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126939
those appear to be fluffy ears and a fluffy tail, sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125833

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126947
Man, I want to directly ask you to do stuff but... Damn

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126947
That file name

Embarrassed Succubi are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126947
I am NOT sitting there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125822
There's nothing wrong in thinking of a girl as a sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126947
Oh damn, that's lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126944
That's Akagi and Houshou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126960
with fluffy ears and a fluffy tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126947
You're too good for us you know that right?

[Anonymous No.]

I just paid more for some DLC than I usually pay for a full game.
Am I a good goy? Do I get a pat on the head and an old fashioned?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126965
Anon, a headband and a strap on tail do not a monster girl make.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126982
That's not a strap-on, that's a buttplug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126973
Tanukisoft is pleased with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126993
>Tanukisoft
Does that mean Win-10 will let me have some private time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126982
it makes a vast majority of monster girls, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126993
>Tanukisoft
>not even a business, just a group of soft Tanukis who like to get together and gossip about cute boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127005
Heinous secret societies are heinous, don't fall for their cuteness!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126947
>>15126955
Unfortunately not until it's time to change seats. Perhaps try asking your neighbor for advice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126911
Oh my.

I want to help clean their hair as part of the welcome protocol, getting out the tangles so they nice and neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127019
Why is it so fucking hard to have a normal day in this school?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126933
Tiny tanuki's for head pats!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127028
And butt pats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127027
Because it's built on a Wendigo Burial Ground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127019
Teach me oni senpai!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127019
She looks scary.

Hey maybe the person in front of me is the reasonable type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127034
>Wendigo Burial Ground.
now I'm sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127034
They say you can still hear their awawawas on lonely nights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127019
I don't think my neighbor is friendly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127005
> will never be the delivery boy for catering to a Tanukisoft meeting
> will never have multiple soft tanukis 'accidentally' brush their butts on my crotch
> will never be called again the next day and requested by name, as they're having another meeting
> this will never go on for as long as I tolerate them

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127034
Undead Wendigos sound like a neat idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127039
Did you think they were immortal?
>>15127040
Also whenever wintery winds howl. Hey, let's all stay in school tonight and look for Ghost Wendigos!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127049
Are they Ghost Wendigos, or Wendigo Ghosts? And are they one of the Seven Mysteries?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127060
Seven?
Wasn't one of them just the janitor Janice singing in the secret corridors?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127067
>secret corridors
I'm confused now. Was the singing the secret or the corridor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127040
It's the Wendigo's empty cloak floating around trying to find something to make it whole.

I heard that if it catches a little girl, she becomes a Wendigo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127060
Wouldn't they just be called Wendighosts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127074
But see, if they're Wendigo Ghosts, then they were Wendigos who died and became Ghosts, but if they're Ghost Wendigos it means they're Ghosts who became Wendigos afterwards.
I think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127070
The singing.
Everyone thought it was a ghostly siren because it was J-pop.


To be fair, she sings it well

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127071
Isn't that just the new bedsheet girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127005
>>15124700

>>15127027
You should probably talk to the student council, see if they can't enforce some regulations and moral standards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127099
Beautiful!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127099
You're on a roll

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127099
That's so adorable.
I want to pat their heads.

You are too good for us Sketch-kun

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127087
Nah, the bedsheet is just a normal piece floating around doing whatever. Think of the dead Wendigo's cloak as an iron maiden that slowly drifts along the cold and empty corridors of the school loking for a little girl so that it can become a whole being again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127099
What a nice place to be around

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127099
All of your recent activity gives me faith in this place, never stop my friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127099
I've been noticed by sketch-sempai!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127099
>student council
Good idea. I'll inform them that this educational facility has been reduced to a party house. This kind of student behavior is unacceptable. I can barely study anything in this god-forsaken class!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127099
>You should probably talk to the student council, see if they can't enforce some regulations and moral standards.

>Arrange a meeting with the student council
>Tell them of your concerns
>They tell you that they understand and will think of a solution
>2 days later they ask to meet with you again
>The student council president tells you that they've solved your issue
>You're clearly just too shy and inexperienced, so they'll fix that so you can properly respond to the advances of your classmates
>Your after school activities now consist of eating out the entire student council every day until they feel you're experienced enough to not spill your spaghetti everywhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127151
I like this solution.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127151
I'm not sure how I feel about this. Who's all on the student council? And how would Prez react if someone found out a loser like me was going down on her every day?

[Anonymous No.]

There's no time to explain, hop on my back!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127151
The envy thickens

Whatever, time to check up on those delinquent dormice who keep skipping school to sleep on the roof.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126911
I want to lure one into my lap with candy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127151
Okay, that's it. I'm transfering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127162
What the hell, woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127163
>delinquent dormice
Haaahhhnn~?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127162
What's going on Ms. Centaur, and why are they attacking us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127162
But I am le tired!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127163
Yeah well I'm going to become the coach of the Basketball team.

...I'm not sure why they put "needs to be short and cute" on the application form but surely I'm overthinking things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127175
Well, have le nap, then HOP OM HER BACK!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127162
Where are we going to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127172

They've actually got a pretty impressive operation up there. Enough pillows and blankets for all of them plus one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127180
I bet this is due to the amazon conspiracy, the proof is out there!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127188
But what if it rains?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127049
>>15127060
>>15127074
>>15126947
>>15127019

>"Why the sheets?"
>"Well, I couldn't find any fluffy coats."
>"And what are you asking me to call out while walking? This 'awa--'"
>"W-well it's said that if you call that phrase out while dressed up as one, perhaps it will recognize the call and appear..."
>"...are you sure that's what they say."
>" Don't worry, it's just us here, so you can be as loud as you want!"
>"..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127182
AAAAHHH HORSEPUSSY

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127200
Ohmigod he noticed me too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127200
Fuck yeah son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127200
Are you going to draw the whole school, holy shit.
I love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127200
Bless your fucking soul m8

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127201
Meanwhile Antarctica is down there like Tekeli-li, mastah?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127225
Mars is laughing at us and asteroids are like "wow, fuck that"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127228
You couldn't even make it MG related?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127230
No.

[Anonymous No.]

What is this expression trying to convey?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127258
She accepted candy from strangers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127258
Stomach ulcer

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never make your parents proud after you come home from abroad with a lovely, dedicated, and pregnant kobold wife and 3 lovely puppies, having become a family man

[Anonymous No.]

Which Monster Girl would be the best reporter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127286
Kobold.
Perfectly perky for the job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127282
What if they hate monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127286
hellhound
wock
lich
wendigo
chesire
manticore

fuck it, who cares

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127286
Anubutt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127293
Are you the same guy who bitches about "memegirls"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127292
They'll be won over the second those tiny, fluffy, wiggly-waggly kobold pups hug their legs and start talking about "gramma~ grampa~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127286
Kunoichi
what would be better that a MGC news ninja!

[Anonymous No.]

Im in the mood for scales

[Anonymous No.]

Do wocktacles talk? if so then wocks can be the greatest comedians.

>Ha cha cha

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127286
Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127310
With those faces and blushes looks like tumblr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127316
If the chubwock is drunk, do her Wocktacles remain sober? Can they help guide her home, as well as act as wingmen to help her pick up a cute boy along the way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127326
Why must you stink this place up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127316
Go back to /a/ fatfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127316
Hopefully no.
They probably won't shut up when you are about to do her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127334
Because everyone else is namedropping the popular monstergirls without explaining anything too, so why not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127345
>A seductive Jabberwock that's smooth, mature, and silent
>Her two tentacles though speak like Alp writes their dialogue
>Despite her sexy body and demeanor is still a virgin to this day because of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127352
I like to imagine the more dignified a Wock is the more the tentacles sound like they're from Boston.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127350
But>>15127291

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127352
>>15127355
And don't forget the inverse
>A silly dopey Loliwock who's sweet, goofy, and naive
>Her tentacles have probably killed a man and have seen some shit
>If they had eyes they'd have a thousand yard stare

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127286
Wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127341
wat

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127355
>"What a fine afternoon this is. Young gentleman may I ask of your name?"
>"Man having a cock in my mouth would be great right"
>"He's packing some heat, hope he's not some one pump chump"

[Anonymous No.]

wife

[Anonymous No.]

I cant dance but I'll watch somebody else do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127360
>Quiet and shy Wocky with weird sense of fashion
>Everyone thinks she's crazy because she keeps talking and laughing to herself
>Actually just talking with her tentacles,but they have a really weak voice, so only she can hear them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127386
Lovely

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127407
Nice weather we're having, eh? Comfy warm 36C.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Minotaurs are the best girls for swap relationships, but no matter who tops you will always end up as the little spoon.

[Anonymous No.]

http://exhentai.org/g/927856/b343d94c6f/

So uh, crow-tengu library aides?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127446
Cattle are truly olev

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127446
Unless her left hand is magically clipping through the club, she stabbed herself in the palm with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127457
>The guy posts a furry with full body hair and a beast schnoz and that's what you pick up on.
I mean dang dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127457
I thought the club was bewteen her fingers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127474
Not the Anon but that's what I'm thinking

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127450
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127200
What happened to the Glacies who was a new-hire

[Anonymous No.]

I want to open a pirate-themed fish and chips place with my shark wife, where rude customers are made to walk the plank.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127470
I know it's borderline furry, I'm actually surprised nobody spoke up about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127540
Because bait that obvious usually gets ignored, like that yuri .less pic that got posted recently.

Unfortunately if that happens too much, then the real faggots start to come out of the woodwork and go "this is totally fine, nobody said anything when I posted it last time"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127540
It's sort of Polt-tier, not furry but too much hair for some people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127560
>polt
>not furry

Anon, plz. This isn't the /a/ threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127557
>if that happens too much, then the real faggots start to come out of the woodwork and go "this is totally fine, nobody said anything when I posted it last time"
Well, we should educate them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127560
Nigga Polt is furry.

[Anonymous No.]

What did you do to make her angry Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127564
Should Polt be the only "furry" we allow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127575
Never. Even if it draws the ire of Poltfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127573
I can explain
You said the rest of the pizza was mine!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127573
Probably forgot to give her lawnmower back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127575
She doesn't even come up here that often. She basically gets a story pass because she's EMG. Just like nobody likes the Siths but they're open for discussion as part of MGE. Going on and on about dicking any of them is pretty frowned on though, for obvious reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127573
I borrowed one of her hoard's gold coins.

I was going to bring it back! Honest!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127588
>Just like nobody likes the Siths but they're open for discussion as part of MGE.
I want a Sith friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122149
>You will never see a dragon girl in her full, nonhuman form.
>You will never compliment her on her horns rather than acting afraid.
>She will never blush like crazy at a human finding her combat focused form attractive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127594
Always two there are a bitch and a pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127604
But which is the Bitch and which is the Pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127594
Tis friendship then.

aaaAAAAAAGH

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127573
I did a full training class, including target holding, with a fractured hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127573
I gave her a bunch of those chocolate coins saying it was a donation to increase her hoard,

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127573
Rejected her because I am already in a relationship with the Wererabbit next door

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127573
I'm reading her diary, just like the pic says.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127573
I told her her favorite wrestler was shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127676
Honestly thats probably the meanest thing out of all of the replies so far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127099
>Tanukisoft is misunderstood to be a company, like Fakeblock.
>Tanukis go with it to inflate stock prices.
>Another market crash when the bubble bursts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127573
All I did was ask if she wanted a massage, she's been stressed from work and I though a bonding massage would cheer her up.

[Anonymous No.]

This is Anon 1-1, anybody out there? Over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127798
What's the situation, Anon 1-1?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127676
I bet she likes Roman Reigns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127801
We've got a few yellows and reds across the board. Rock deployment had good effect on target mamono from an earlier engagement, but our vehicle's sustained considerable damage to the hull and wheels. The creature punched a hole in the front hull and kidnapped Cpl. Steve. I lost contact with him shortly after and our vehicle's been immobilized by the damage. It's just me left and I'm stuck in the sand, requesting emergency extraction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127811
God I hate ramen
>captcha is ramen pictures
It hunts me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127817
Are you currently being engaged, over?

[Anonymous No.]

I come to these threads to stalk Gazerfag and save all his OC so that I can replace him

[Anonymous No.]

Could you handle a enthusiastic harpy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127817
Anon 1-1 this is Paladin Actual. Executing directed 1-1-6 Bravo. Your service will be honored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127839
>Filename
Damn it me, fight it!
Fight the urge to sing along!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127839
Probably not, especially if she decides to take me on flights with her.
I'm afraid of her dropping me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NouZB6QuCys

Would you make your daughterus watch this movie, anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127839
I would be enthused

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127839
Dat sum feather pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127857
As much as I have
Which is a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127834
Negative, command. Things have been quiet since Cpl. Steve's disappearance. Scout vehicle is running low on on-board supplies and the sun is starting to go down. Is the extraction team arriving before dawn? I think I see something moving on the horizon. Break.

>>15127844
Thanks, Paladin Actual, but we took casualties. Reporting an MIA from our scout unit. Over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127839
Would she be sad if I wasn't as enthusiastic as her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127857
>Transformers Animated Movie
No, thanks. I'd rather not scar her for fucking life.

I mean, seriously. Who the fuck directed this movie holy shit, things escalated WAY too quickly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127869
Copy that, Anon 1-1. Help is on the way. We've sent a bird to your location for immediate extraction. Just sit tight, over.

>>15127844
Paladin Actual, this is Command! You are not authorized to use 1-1-6 Bravo! We are saving this man's life, over!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127884
>Not having her watch G1 then traumatizing her with the Death of Prime
You don't understand the basics of CQP (Close Quarters Parenting)

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127869
Scout 2-2-6 here. We are currently located in bumfuck, nowhere. Hoh far away are you, we might be able to give you some supplies if needed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127817
>>15127869
Wait, Steve? Cpl. Steve from Vancouver? I know that dude, he's a total fucking dick. What got him?

[Anonymous No.]

>Keep reading Estus flask as estrus flask
what has this place done to me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127916
I'm glad I'm not the only one

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127835
That's intriguing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127916
First time I played Dark Souls I thought it was estrus too. It's a symptom of hanging around these parts that's for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127888
Scout unit copies all. Switching all on-board power supply to communications & radar systems. Deus Vult, out.

>>15127895
Scout 2-2-6, Anon 1-1. Vehicle is stationed on Grid Papa Quebec 0-5-9 0-9-8, just off the ridge of a dune, how copy over?

>>15127906
Unknown, but it has been confirmed to be Mamono. It had green scales and moved like a...snake? Not quite sure yet, it seemed to have horns and claws as well, which it punched through our armor like paper with. Will deliver full report back on HQ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127916
>Reading your items
>Not just calling all the items you need Sunny D, chalk, mimic egg and pvp egg

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127869
>>15127844
>>15127936
Stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127892
It's not Optimus' death that got me, it's how fucking brutal the first minutes of the movie were. Megatron fucking brutalized half the cast in just a few seconds like it was fucking nothing.

RIP Wheeljack ;_;7

[Anonymous No.]

Holy fuck Anon cool it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127944
>Stop having fun when nobody's talking about anything in a quiet thread
Fine, you big baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127948
Heat it up boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127945
>Wheeljack
>Ironhide
>Ratchet
>Nobody gives a damn about Prowl anyhow
War. War never changes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127953
I don't care that you're doing it, the torrent of spoiler blocks across the screen is what's annoying about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127953
You should know this threads stance on RP by now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127936
Scout 2-2-6, we will be able to reach you before sundown. Unless something happens.
We will bring what we can but as a scout unit we have our limitations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127964
It's like fucking TVTtropes and SCP articles.
Fucking hell, it's retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127968
Especially if it reads like the wiki and /v/ had a vomit party.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125134
Because there's an undeniable comfort to be found in the embrace of someone powerful enough to destroy you - to crush your body into dust - but who cares for you enough that you know implicitly that they would never truly hurt you.

It's part of why I kinda fixate on Ushi-Oni. I know they're terrifyingly destructive, and any relationship with one would inevitably result in physical trauma multiple times, but the cuddles afterwards (and the supposed physical strengthening from mamonomananabananafeefifofana allowing for survival and rapid healing) would be blissful

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128013
At least the RPfags know that their shit is unneeded, especially when their only defense is to call you "fun hating thread police"

[Anonymous No.]

Anybody remember that paper clip assistant thing from old versions of office? I want one of those for net browsing, except instead of a paper clip it's a Wurm, and instead of telling you stuff it asks childish questions about whatever you're viewing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128043
I'm going to watch all the porn and corrupt her program.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128043
wurmzi buddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128055
Oh god no.
Imagine if it was a fucking Kakuen telling those stupid jokes and slaping her ass at you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127916
Holy shit I swear I just thought about that like 5 seconds ago and I was about to post about it.

Scary.

[Anonymous No.]

How much would one have to donate to be allowed to hug the shrine maiden?
And would you do it?

[Anonymous No.]

How would you actually react if a monster raped you for hours and then left without a word? (for the sake of the argument, let's just say it's a species you like but don't feel strongly about)

You have to take all the aspects in consideration
How she would forcefully pin you down and overpower you (or use venom/drugs)

How you'd have no control over what is happening and that even nothing you try could affect the outcome

How you'd be left utterly defeated, balls empty and covered in her lewd juices

How you'd get addicted to monster pussy after having tasted it

Etc...

And don't forget, it's not rape if you wanted to have sex with her in the first place, we're strictly talking about a monster forcing herself on you without your consent and your willingness

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128080
>getting raped by a low-tier faggot MG
Fucking scrubs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128078
>How much would one have to donate

I think the more important question is what kind of donation you're willing to make.

Coinage is, of course, greatly appreciated but not everyone can afford it so they're open to accepting 'other' forms of charity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128078
>me
>a cute boy
>needing to pay a MG for hugs
wew lad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128080
It depends on how society views rape. Shenanigans? Then my honor has been besmirched and I set out to rape her back, and don't do the things that got me raped in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128078
Hugging is completely optional,yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128078
I'd at least donate a good amount to support the shrine.
Whatever lewd acts that follow from the shrine maidens wanting to "thank" me is of their own accord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128099
>you
>a cute boy
I don't believe you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128106
Yes, but they want to thank you somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128080
Cry.

A lot.

Maybe finally grow the cojones to slip my lips around a .38 popsicle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128080
>then left without a word
Not even cuddles? No phone number? I'd feel used and pretty bad, for alls sake she didn't even cuddle me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128080
>we're strictly talking about a monster forcing herself on you without your consent and your willingness
But that's impossible, I'm a single man who's okay with the vast majority of MGE girls and I love dominant types.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128080
>How you'd have no control over what is happening
If what the doctor said is any indication, I'd probably be lashing out throwing punches mid-rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128111
Okay, maybe not but there's still absolutely no reason I should have to pay a stuck-up kitsune for a measly hug when I can get much more than that for free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128080
All things considered. I would feel emotionally hurt, physically I might get a few bruises but nothing major, probably.
I might find her and demand her to apologise. I’m not expecting any compensation, just and apology.
Other than that I would probably cope with it on my own time, talk with my friends about it etc.

But considering that she got me hooked on mosterpussy, she has to take resposebility! And you know exactly how.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128116
I'm good thanks, it's a donation after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128080
Stick a pair of knives in an electrical socket and hold on.
Right after contemplating on where everything went wrong, because I clearly fucked up somewhere to have this happen to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128131
Anon you really should get your anger under control. If not for the safety of those around you, you might want to do it for yourself seeing as how punching an ogre in the face mid rape is synonymous with a heart-pupil'd "I love you"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128137
If you give them to many donations and don’t accept their thanks, you might get their “special” thanks.
Last man who got that one wasn’t seen for a month.
And he just kept donating afterwards too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128078
I don't know. Why would I donate to a fox shrine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128080
That's the thing though, real rape doesn't seem to have much presence in this thread or in MGE in general. What we have is "rape".

>>15128133
Alright, can't argue with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128080
I'm not the type to go down without a fight, so my body would probably be sore since she had to give me a little beating until I didn't have the strenght to fight back, she is probably going to shove something in my mouth since I would scream for help.

After the ordeal I would be left mindbroken in a pool of our "love" juices, crying, but ready to becoma a paladin in order to protect other boys from the situation I was in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15123638
So glad I jumped ship when I did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128148
Can't a man give donations without wanting to be thanked? What about those little charms, do they still do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128080
become robot
beep boop i am programmed to punch your face in

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128145
I guess I probably should. I've noticed that I start to get irritated just by having people talk to me for longer than I'd like lately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128080
I probably did something to make her want to rape me in first place.

[Anonymous No.]

Why don't we just teach monstergirls not to rape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128179
You probably did. You're such a fucking slut, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128186
Fuck you, buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128186
But men want to be raped.

>>15128188
Aren't we all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128191
Maybe, but men also want to feel safe. And how can you feel safe living in a rape culture? You'd have to keep an eye on every mg because they all are potential rapists

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128186
It's not rape if he cums

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128191
I'm not a slut.
I get paid, I'm a whore.

What's the difference between 'paid' and 'payed'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128213
>What's the difference between 'paid' and 'payed'?
One's right, the other's wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128212
Simple, yet cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128191
>But men want to be raped
Speak for yourself, and only for yourself buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128191
>Men want to be raped
Nigga I want to save myself for marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128080
Brood.

The last one that left me had me go full hikki. How deeper does this hole go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128191
Fuck you too, buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128212
I swear, this looks like something out of Sweet Home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128223
But it's true. If men were kept in traditional gender roles and followed their monstergirl wife, then maybe we wouldn't have so many problems in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128201
Agreed, all I ask is the ability to do my daily task without having to fear for my own security and to hopefully find someone(girlfriend or friend) that I can trust fully. just the ability to trust and know I can relax without feeling like I have no power in me, to trust and not look at everyone with distrust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128080
Probably fall myself off a cliff or something, I can't deal with shit like this anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128201
Single men can't be raped. A single man getting forcefully taken is simply a man being claimed. It's only rape if he already belongs to someone, and monstergirls don't do that.

No I'm not a succubus, shut up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128191
>But men want to be raped
Not all of us
At least, not me
Okay, maybe a little
But ju- but just to know what it's like! It's not a fetish or anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128124
>>15128135
That's the worst part of it all, it's ok to have your body bruised up a bit during the rape, but the mental damage from her disregarding your feelings would hurt the most

Well... at least, if you really love a monster girl she will always love you back and she will take full responsibility after raping you

>>15128155
>Anon channel his sadness and rage into training
>He quickly becomes a fully pledged holy warrior
>He receives a quest to purge a nearby village from monsters who recently invaded it
>Valiantly enters the city determined to eliminate all the fouls creatures he sees
>He spots a Beelzebulb assaulting a homeless man
>Within a minute he saves the man and defeats the monster
>She is crying and shaking in fear as he prepares the final blow
>Suddenly flashbacks on his rape appear in his mind
>He gets a boner and starts longing for monster pussy
>Ends ups having sex with the Beelzebulb out in public

Once you've been raped it's over, you're destined to marry a monster girl and have loving sex with her and make lots of babies, just accept your fate

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128250
Just admit you're a filthy slut. It's alright, we're all anonymous here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128212
I wish the guy who did those did some more.
Unfortunately the Satyros one isn't as good in my opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128240
Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128255
I'm not a slut! It's just curiosity!
Curiosity!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128242
I know right? It's bad enough that there's so much verbal rape going around. Likethe other day, I was raped on a train by their vulgar conersation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128253
Don't you dare pair me with a beelzebub. I wouldn't even think about helping her.

I have a certain problem with the sound that flies make.

[Anonymous No.]

So which monstergirls came after Hellhound/before Living Armor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128191
Hey its not my fault i have a reverse rape fetish!
Its not like i want the MG's to actually rape me at all with nice happy cuddles afterwards and ohgodwhyamisuchaslut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128276
Wendigo, JubJub, Mucus Toad, Hakutaku, Flowkelp, Houri, Cupid, Shoggoth, Mindflayer, and a couple more IIRC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128281
>Hey its not my fault i have a reverse rape fetish!
Of course not. You're just a victim of internalized matriarchy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128273
What about a cute Vamp Mosquito?
Or a Hornet girl?

Buzzing girls deserve a chance

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128271
Not quite what I meant, but it works as well. My example is that Like to walk around the local pond to clear my mind and help m relax, which I can't do anymore due to the crippling fear that I'll be assaulted and raped when I do so. It also makes it hard to go on normal dates, especially for one like me who's shy, a bit insecure, and don't have many friends due to combination of fear and feeling isolated since I was a child. I want to trust and see the good, but the bad fills me with dread and my ability to be skeptical at putting trust in others doesn't help, especially since normally I'm pretty good guy who likes to help others but often doesn't for fear it's a trap to lower my security.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127362
>She does all her reports in Crayon and funny crayon pictures

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128301
>victim of internalized matriarchy
Hey im not a victim if i like it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128299
Flow Kelps are cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128313
Great, I miss Crayonfag now

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128305
Mosquitos are a huge no, I throw poison at my room to make sure there aren't any around.
Hornets are ok on my book.

When I was a kid, I used to knock flies down using a piece of cloth, remove their wings and throw them at an anthill, and sometimes I would freeze or burn them. I'm sure a beelzebub wouldn't be pretty happy to hear this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128276
>>15128299
Barring the ones already mentioned...:

Barometz
Gandharva
Apsara
Cait Sith
Will o' the Wisp
Kakuen
Kobold
Soldier Beetle
Demon
Titania
Jiang-Shi
Humpty Egg
Raiju
Vamp Mosquito
Cuu Sith
Satyros
Basilisk

...and I did not realize OP was the new girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128353
> I did not realize OP was the new girl.
It took me thirty minutes to realize that when the first pic came out.
The artstyle almost looks different from KC's. Almost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128353
>Cu Sith
He actually fucking did it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127595
>Actually wanting this
I don't have a proper MG reaction image so this is the best you get. I'll delete it soon enough, don't get your bloomers in a wad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128359
>>15128353
Wait what? The OP is a new girl?
I thought it was just fan art! Didn't even actually click the picture
Huh

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128363
anon why

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128322
Flow Kelps are the cutest!

I want to take care of a loli Flow Kelp only to realize she was an adult who dried up after washing up on the beach

>>15128342
Well, there are always gentle Devil Bugs around, I'm sure you'd be forgiven if you became a family man and gave love to all these needy girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128361
How long have you been out of commision?

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>>15128361

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128363
From the thumbnail I thought those eyes were a pair of tits, I need to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128376
More than a year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128383
>Tfw thought it was an ass
No Anon, it is I who needs sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128379
delete this

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128391
Momentarily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128379
Say what you will about her but she's still a cutie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128386
Yeesh anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128400
she is

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128405
I don't even know why I came back, but I guess I'll be taking my leave again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128405
Jesus dick Kejourou are lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128417
>He thinks he can just leave
See you in a few

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128400
She really, truly isn't.
Even I'm more tolerable of "light" furry designs and certain kemomimi or whatever the Japanese thing is, but the design really is horrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128425
I mean, I'd like her better if she were a wolfu type without the kemono aspects but I'm not going to pass up mating pressing a girl if I get smashed enough.

I have terrible standards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128370
I don't care if Devil Bugs are gentle, but they are also a big no.

I want bugs MGs to stay the fuck away from me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128423
Nothing will stop me from leaving, not you, not Anons, not any monstergirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128432
>Anon would fuck an actual dog if he was drunk enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128432
I might fuck one, but i'd definitely cuddle a cu. They look really soft, and not some thickfag soft either, like an actual soft puppy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128448
>Anon is a furry
Are you really surprised?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128442

[Anonymous No.]

I want a fun and platonic best friend monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128478
In this thread? Surprised and disgusted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128442
You'll be back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128448
Still waiting for a way to fuck the moon in a reasonable manner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128484
God I want a Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128490
You should better know the company you keep

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128493
Bigass mech with a bigass drill that sends haptic feedback to your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128487
Me too. We'd play vidya together, taking naps togetherm study together and whatnot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128496
Get in line!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128420

And sexy too!

Thanks Kuro!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128484
>>15128491
What are you Oh'ing about, huh? Don't believe me? Just watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128448
I'm not going to bother giving you an actual response since you're going to get hyperbolic but there's nothing from preventing you liking whatever monsters you like and whatever monsters I like so long as it doesn't come to mud flinging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128514
What is it about them? They're one of the most human looking monster girls and yet they're so appealing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128512
Too bad anon, I'm going right to the front!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128370
Flow Kelps are indeed the cutest.
And your scenario would be like a dream. Taking care of what appears to be a young Flow Kelp only for her to turn into an ara ara Flow Kelp after properly moisturized and return all of the affection you showed her.
God, I'd love to wake up to an ara ara Flow Kelp blanket.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128514
Daaamn, that looks great!

[Anonymous No.]

reminder that Flowkelps are REALLY slimy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128499
Good idea.

Remember. If it exist someone has, wants to, or will attempt to dick it.
First the moon, next the sun and possibly a detour to the asteroid belt in between.

>>15128525
People who cut line in general deserve nothing.

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>>15128531
Good. That means it's easy to put the rubber bodysuit on them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128534
I can't help myself anon. I need my Lich and I need it now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128531
that's a good thing anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128530
Oh lordy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128322
I just have to say, for the record, kelp hitting you while you are swimming is a super unpleasant feeling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128531
Good, that just means my skin will stay nice and hydrated, while also protecting me from sunburn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128540
You can't just treat a Lich like taco day during middle school, or a government rebate.

That's messed up anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128550
Can confirm. Feels like some deep sea monster grabbing onto you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128538
Yes, slimy girls are the best to dress in latex or plastic or other shiny, slippery stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128564
I just wish that people would translate more of Naka's stuff. That guy is fucking amazing when it comes to slime, goo, rubber, and all things skintight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128561
I'm sorry anon, I just can't keep calm when Liches are on the line. They're perfect in every single way after all!

[Anonymous No.]

No Canadian teams made it to the playoffs this year, but I still have faith in the Leafs!

thanks less

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128585
>Leafs
You just made an enemy for life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128585
Her right paw looks very stumpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128571
You fucking know it anon, that nigga is truly based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128585
That third seat to left on the second row from the top can go fuck itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128475
You'd have to use incredible amounts of liquor and mamango bongo to get me to breed a Cu Sith. Like literally enough to turn me into Albert Wesker on Oroboros enhancement levels of wasted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128585
That's great. Love the curve of her bust from that angle too, makes that top she's wearing incredibly sexy.
Her legs look so big, fluffy and inviting too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128585
>Leafs
They just somehow a shittier version of the Canucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128585
>Leafs
Mmm, I don't like you, Anon
I don't like you at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128585
>Lonely Yeti
This is unacceptable. Where is her man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128585
>You will never support your favorite team of your favorite sport with your favorite monster girl
>You will never have the courage to tell an Oni wrestling isn't real

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128596
Any particular reason why? I can't see anything up with that seat.

>>15128612
Getting one big hotdog for them to share, eating it from either end and eventually meeting in the middle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128612
He went to grab some Timbits and a Leafs toque for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128620
One seat has to be the inferior seatfu to the rest and that's the chosen one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15124584
I wouldn't mind the Brazilian for the most part But, GOD BLESS AMERICA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128616
>breaking kayfabe
You better fucking not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128634
>XM-25
Hohohohoho, ALLAHU AKBAR

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128588
>Vancouver hates the Leafs
>Edmonton hates the Leafs
>Calgary hates the Leafs
>The Leafs hate other Leafs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128643
Anon, are you implying I'm a Canadian? Because where I come from, we shoot people for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128616
It's okay Anon, I'll tell her Only Mach Man Randy Savage was righteous enough to get the Rapture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128643
Welcome to Canada: Where the only universally liked team are the Jays

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128616
> You will never lie to an Oni by telling her that wrestling isn't real, and that The Undertaker did not just literally kill John Cena with a cagetop chokeslam

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128634
I wonder if Momiji's telegnosis gives her any direct advantage in wielding firearms. It'd be pretty useful strategically speaking, I imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128523

A good question. They don't have horns, claws, a tail and likely have human shaped ears to boot.

But I think having all that really long hair on its own and how it covers her with an almost reckless abandon, it definitely gives her a distinct look. Plus the fact that she can control her hair freely, from all of it to once to the smallest part or any combination in between makes for some interesting ideas and scenarios from how they can use it. For daily routine stuff, intimate moments and so on.

All and all I think it really works.

Kejourou are love

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>>15128550
Only because you don't at first know what it is. You're waifu sneaking under you and grabbing your ankle and pulling you down would be a super unpleasant feeling too

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128649
Go away Minnesota.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128661
Kejouroufag? How's your drawing coming along?

You are practicing for her, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128656
Even her immediate family would buy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128670
Stop this right now or I swear to god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128667

I am practicing but it is going rather slowly.

Was thinking of heading outside and drawing a tree or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15124734
Oh hey, it's the picture that someone posted that introduced me to Powerwolf. Damn good band.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128672
You'll never stop it anon, not with that attitude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128661
Dam straight, Kejourou are lovely girl who I'd love to cuddle with and brush her silky hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128673
As long as it's constant.

Enjoy drawing trees, and remember to keep trying new thing. Go behind your comfort zone to progess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128672
Bah gawd anon, enough's enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128683
You just want a new drawfag you vulture.

[Anonymous No.]

This image was posted on the Kej wiki page but I found a bigger version

[Anonymous No.]

>>15125761
Not any good ones The good ones (Brass bitch, Gwyndolin, Quelaan all died, the only one that isn't absolutely dead is Priscilla.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128693
niiice

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128691
Yep. Same reason I'm practicing too, partially.
Having someone on the same beginner level as me also practicing to be a good artist will be motivating, I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128651
Northern VA fag here. Fuck the Bruins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128691

Well realistically I don't think I'd consider posting anything I'd make until next year or so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128693
Damn that is sexy. She wouldn't need to drag me into her room with her hair, that side boob she is flashing would be enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128665
Anon, are you implying I'm a diet Canadian? Because where I come from, we shoot people for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128661
Regardless of where it is seen I always love depictions of prehensile hair in fantasy. That's the kejourou in a nutshell, and there are simply so many ways, sexual and otherwise, it can be used.

Warrior kejourou who can make shields and spears with her hair?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128713
Texan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128693
http://buck-satan.tumblr.com/

This is where I found this by the way

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128523
>>15128661
I'm pretty sure it's the calm motherly expression she has. She looks Yeti-tier chill.

[Anonymous No.]

She's a strange and rather airheaded monster, but very lovable as well with a lot of endearing behaviors.

>You will never have your ittan-momen nap on you as you walk down a street and are set upon by brigands. You will never watch in awe as she wakes up and subdues them all with ease thanks to the strength granted by her incredible mana-absorption abilities. You will never sigh as she proceeds to yawn, coil back around you and go back to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128717

Warrior Kejourou who wield either a giant weapon with their hair or several weapons at once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128719
East coast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128729
So, she's basically the clothing version of the Living Armor?

Ittan-Momen and Human Thief duo shenanigans when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128729
Neat

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128733
Nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128746
Nice racism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128751
You're welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128746
/pol/locks go and stay go

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128746
Bruins #1.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128729
Nice. I love the way KC draws transparent - almost invisible - ghost limbs, like how he did it with the living armour too.
And I'll be the first to say KC's an awful writer, but I think this profile has as nice a blend of sex stuff and actual interesting detail as one could hope for.
I might even go so far as to say that that Ittan is one of the most interesting and unique monstergirls produced in the MGE.

Either way, a great monstergirl. I love her, even if she seems to have a woefully lukewarm reception here. Maybe people just don't have enough imagination to appreciate all the potential a fabric ghost might have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126804
As in loud or simply that powerful/beautiful?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128729
>Sometimes they space out and get stuck on something
This sounds like a hazard

>>15128649
>>15128719
>Implying there's a difference between Canada and Texas anymore
They voted for a Canadian after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128759
Anon are you being a meme loving fuck again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128723

That definitely is a plus

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128782
Beautiful when I'm not shouting, scary as fuck when I am, or so I'm told But then again I rarely yell for anything so I can keep the "scary" part as an element of surprise.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fuck the formless void.
I want to impregnate the cruel shadows lurking in the far corners of the cosmos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127676
Everyone but the Macho Man is shit. What would be his favorite MG /mgg/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128824
Far out, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128784
There's only one namefag who's a degenerate /pol/ack

>>15128827
Salamander
Or Cocaine Itten-Moshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128729
>That greentext

Ittans could have a surprising amount of combat potential. In fact, I remember one of the enemies in the Dresden Files was basically just a bent made out of strips of cloth, and it was one of the most dangerous, destructive things encountered.
Imagine being accosted by a group of people with swords or knives or something, and you seem completely unarmed.
Then the moment they close in on you, your cape, or scarf, or even bandages on your arm come to life, wrapping around your enemies and throwing them about lie rag dolls, binding and strangling them.
You could be a sentai hero with the typical scarf, except the scarf is actually your signature weapon too.

I'm also imagining a character completely wrapped in an ittan/several ittans, like Schwarzwald from The Big O. Imagine trying to fight that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128833
>not knowing about Tsugumomo
m8, sexcloth is best tsukumogami

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128729
Much better than expected.

[Anonymous No.]

It genuinely improves my day when I come home and there's been a lot of posting about Wurms. I have a problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128843
A manga about tsukumogami? Neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128895
You're not a waifufag are you? And I don't mean a "I like Wurms" kind, but the serious hardcore kind?

Please Anon, it's not healthy. Ween yourself off of Wurms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128843
it is pretty good

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128904
I DONT HAVE AN DRAGON ADDICTION I CAN STOP WHEN EVER I WANT. AND I DONT WANT TO STOP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128931
Jesus, those pelis bones/ mons pubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128904
I don't know what constitutes being a waifufag

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128951
It's when a cute 8/10 girl coworker asks you out on a date and you have to explain you're already in a relationship with an anime girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128515
>>15128484

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128961
>toes curling from pleasure
>that heart over the towel
You spoil us lawyer-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128961
Liches are lewd, too lewd. But they're still the best wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128961
>a Lich will never give you a morning molestation

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128961
Wondrous

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128978
>>>15128491
It hurts anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128960
Oh, no, I'm not that far gone. But even thinking about Wurms can improve my mood and I basically just search for Wurm content in these threads along with a handful of other stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128978
>You will never give a Lich a morning molestation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128986
It appears that Liches have a hold on your desire to leave this place, eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128961
You're been pouring out the drawings lately.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to whisper in a Monster Girl's ear Ravioli Ravioli give me the formuoli

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129002
Not really

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128961
Damn, that's perfect. I'd love to pleasure a lich like that to the point where she goes all shivery, toes curling and body tightening like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129011
I want to whisper in my waifu's ear Eros is love.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xEzmdzPn4g

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128936
I have a dragon addiction too!

When i'm going through some hard times I always think of her, which cheers me up a little bit. I also got a little /fit/ and started respecting myself a little bit more because of that proud attitude that dragons have.
I got confused one time when my friend showed my a picture of a 3D girl and said she was hot, but I only saw a kinda ugly girl.
It's been 2 long years since we've been "together", but only now that shit hit the fan that i'm really starting to lose it.

[Anonymous No.]

Sit down and let me tell you a story /mgt/

Once upon a time, there was a kiki who worked in a luxurious mansion. The Master's son was a sweet and kind child, and the kiki loved him dearly. They played hide and seek together in the rose gardens, and kiki would tell him bed time stories and sneak him treats when the other kikimora weren't looking. The young child was terrified of monsters, so the kiki would often keep watch over him, protecting him from the monsters in the dark. The kiki swore she would always protect him.

They loved each other very much.

But then one day, the mansion was attacked by bandits, who wanted gold and jewels. They were furious because they only found a little gold. Instead, they decided to kidnap the Master's young child, to try and ransom him. The kiki was sad that her home was destroyed, and the young child taken away from her.

She had sworn that she would always protect him.

So, she set off after him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129050
Boys gun get raped by those P'orc bandits

Poor kid never had a chance

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129050
Put this in pastebin and post the images in imgur, yeesh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129023
>Within these pouches lie 50 metric kilograms of fine aphrodisiac powder.
>Make any sudden movements, and I will set off the explosion, and turn this entire mall into a fuckhouse.
>Just do what I say and we'll all be just fine.
This fucking woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129058
>not walking up to her, holding her hand and deliberately pressing the trigger
Praise Eros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129050
Wait a ticket. I feel like I've heard this one

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129058
>metric kilograms

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129050

The kiki had little to bring, only a spare cooking knife and a bag was all she had. For many days, she followed the bandits as best she could, but she could not find them, for the kiki had little knowledge of how to track or hunt. Distraught, she trudged to a nearby harbor, where she recognized one of the bandits.

She pleaded with him. Where had the Master’s child gone? What happened to the young and sweet child? The bandit would not tell her, and only laughed and said that they had sold him across the sea, and that she would never find him.

It was the first time the kiki had killed a man.

The kiki, determined to the young child, boarded a ship and sailed across waters that no kiki had ever crosed before. She traveled across vast unending deserts, jungles with curiously phallic vines, and met strange people with strange languages and clothes.

The kiki soon met a group of adventurers, and became friends with them. The kiki and the adventurers went on many dangerous quests, honing their skills together, and slaying many beasts and greater terrors.

When the kiki felt that she was strong enough, she finally set off to find the young child, crossing mountain peaks and vast forests.

After many days, the kiki thought she would never find the young child. Until one day, she did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129097
This is getting more interesting then I thought

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129097
My mind is dark, I imeddiatly thought of all the bad things

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129097
please be a happy ending!
please have a happy ending!
better have a happy ending!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129108
Always assume the worst anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129097
Nice dickplants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129114
I don't wanna!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129097
This is gonna be a trainwreck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129097
Adventurer kiki against the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126114
Where can one download this? Tried googling the name but got no relevant results.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129097
when does she get raped by big dog dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129118
But it's the best course of action: Either you're wrong, and something good happens, or you're right, and you get to tell everyone else how you called it and how stupid they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129097

The young child was much larger than she remembered, and had grown eight stories tall. She spoke with him at length about the past and their fun times together, until she noticed that he was a crustacean from the protozoic era.

At that point the child leaned down and spoke.

"I need about tree-fitty".

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129154
Best end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129154
Damnit...That's strong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129154
best story!
10/10!
10/10!
BEST STORY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129154
GOAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129097

The kiki was speechless to have finally found him. She watched from the edge of the woods at the young child, now a young man, chop wood tirelessly in front of a simple log cabin house. The kiki was relieved that he was safe and no harm had come to him. The kiki took a step out of the woods to greet him.

A young girl, matching the young man's hair suddenly ran out from the house and squealed in laughter. The young man dropped his axe and picked up the young girl, the two of them laughing happily. The kiki could only watch as a woman leaned and smiled, waving for the two of them to come back inside the house.

The kiki wanted to come out and greet the young man. But the rattling of her knives and the sound of her leather armor stretching made her pause. Surely, she could see the young sweet child had grown to be a fine young man. But what about her? Was the kikimora the young child remembered still there? To sneak him cookies and read him stories?

She thought not.

With a solemn, but satisfied smile, she turned away and headed back into the forest, to continue her adventures.

Though, the young man would continue to wonder for quite some time, why eggs and freshly cooked bacon would mysteriously appear on his table on some mornings, along with a freshly baked cookie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129165
We already got the true ending you faker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129165
I fucking knew it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129165
>The kiki wanted to come out and greet the young man. But the rattling of her knives and the sound of her leather armor stretching made her pause. Surely, she could see the young sweet child had grown to be a fine young man. But what about her? Was the kikimora the young child remembered still there? To sneak him cookies and read him stories?
>She thought not.
>With a solemn, but satisfied smile, she turned away and headed back into the forest, to continue her adventures.
Gee, what does this remind me of?

Fuck you I hate these endings, it could've been happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129165
I like the other ending better...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129165
Why didn't she just rape him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129165
I thought she had one arm for a second

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129165
That's one stealthy Loch Ness monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129188
that would of been really hot

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no kikimora nanny to help the medicine go down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLkp_Dx6VdI

[Anonymous No.]

I want a chubby damphire that embarrasses her mom by taking up home skills such as cooking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129165
Why do people like to write sad stories about Kikis? first was that one Kiki diary story that had a feel destroyer ending, then it was that one story about the Kiki that cut her own legs, now it's this one.

I mean, i know Kikifags are annoying about spamming their maid waifus, but this is fucking brutal in the feels, no other girl is so associated with sad feels like Kikis are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129202
>Why do people like to write sad stories
Because it's...fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129202
>first was that one Kiki diary story that had a feel destroyer ending,
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129202
Life of the maid, Anon
Forbidden love and all that. Writes itself pretty much

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129192
>would of

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129202
>>15129180
>>15129174

And then the kiki noticed that the young man had build an attic. And the kiki squealed in happiness as she happily moved into the attic and cleaned up for the family, unnoticed and behind the shadows, and protected them many spiders and rodents that threatened them.

The kiki became the perfect guardian for the family, and everyone was happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129223
I'm not

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129210
Was a story written in diary format, about a Kiki and her master, they loved each other but it had those forbidden love shenanigans, as the entries go the master spirals into depression as the Kiki tries to cheer him up, he ends up killing himself and leaving everything to his maid, it wasn't what the Kiki wanted though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129154

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129223
what about the tree-fitty!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129234
So cute.
Genkibus is best bus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129232
>Attention seeking loser kills himself
Am I supposed to feel sad over this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129234
Whens that drunk Succubus gonna pay her tab already, all the other bar goers pay it in a timely manner. That happy Succubus keeps saying put it on her tab, and she'll pay it later, but later never comes.

She can't drink all the beer she knows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129242
>a person who goes through with suicide is an attention whore
What is the logic behind this. He'll be fucking dead. How is he going to appreciate any attention that might cause?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129234
That Succubus has always reminded me of pic-related to a degree, accept the latter is yandere while the former is genki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129242
You have to read it to understand, Anon, i am not exactly good at describing feels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129202
Low hanging fruit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129247
>Anon actually thinks "depressed" people aren't just whiny attention whores who are too pathetic to actually go through with killing themselves.

>>15129252
Then link it, I doubt it's gonna do anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129248
except*
I can't grammar tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129256
Would have linked if i still had the link, don't remember who was the writefag neither.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129202
Quicksilver's kiki story has a great ending. A little cliche and then there's the whole previous parts of the story, but the ending was really nice.

[Anonymous No.]

My throat is sore, what Monster Girl can best Mamono Mana it away using her monster girl magic?

Nurse Monster Girls when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129255
I thought happy endings were low hanging fruit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129221
>Tall, perky ears
>Lovely hair just as golden as her fur
>Long twintails
>Bright green eyes
>Tight sports top
>Matching spats
>Tight, long gloves

I fucking love this kitsune.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129281
I want a Flayer loli to play nurse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129281
Nurse Yeti prescribes 20ccs of hugs and a hot cup of spiced chai

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129290
I don't trust that Flayer.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monstergirl is the best at healing? I could use some help after the mentally scarring experience with PPG reboot

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129283
If happy was low, then sad is almost touching the ground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129283
Low hanging fruit in the sense of using cheap and worn out ideas to elicit an emotion that'll make people think of the story as something "tragic" when it's really just kind of contrived.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129281
Slimegirl. She can literally just keep a bit of herself in your throat to coat and soothe it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129281
A Slime can let you drink her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129262
I'll find this shit, I've literally read everything. I know which story you're talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129290
I want to squeeze her then pat her head for a job well done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128960
>implying i can even get hard for human women anymore let alone 3D ones

Disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129297
YOU'RE NEVER SAFE MOTHERFUCKER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ja68qSFBPMQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129262
>>15129256
>>15129252
>>15129247
>>15129242

Bam, found it.

http://pastebin.com/vzAWjbsL

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129312
See, this is what being a waifufag is about, so long as he is also devoted to his 2D love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129313
aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129281
Slimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129318
Yeah, did nothing. Just feels like it tries too hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129300
>>15129301
Is it easier to make someone sad than to make them happy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129319
Forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129326
It's pretty dark, which I can appreciate. It's a nice foil to the hugbox stories that are everywhere. But yeah, the author did his job well. "That maid diary where the master kills himself" and I knew exactly which story that was. It was memorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129331
How has she not frozen over? Gotta take better care of your cold-blooded waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129328
Think of happy as high and sadness as low. It's easier to lower something than to raise it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129338
The photo was taken in between extremely intimate, intense heat-exchanging hugs and body rubbing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129318
This is why submissive girls are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129338
I would line all of her winter clothing with electric heating things, and have a concealed battery so she can go out for a bit before having to recharge


For her hands, i can keep them warm by holding them
And i can keep her face warm by smooching it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129355
Let's not even go there, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129352
I see "happy" stories more often than not here, and they always make anons smile regardless of quality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129362
Why shouldn't we go near the truth?

[Anonymous No.]

Life is already sad guys, why would i want to read about something to make me feel worse
I come here to escape from the real world

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129374
This is why I don't get people who complain about MGE being's so happy

Why would I want suffering? I just want a cute fantasy setting with cute monster girls doing cute monster girl things

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129376
Suffering makes the healing and eventual good end feel so much better.

[Anonymous No.]

Never trust women, anons. Especially monster women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127165

Also updated the album (>>15124610)

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129363
Of course you see more happy stories on here than any other kind. Who would want to go somewhere that'll make them sad? And I'm not talking like going to a graveyard for closure, I mean like watching a pet get murdered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129376
>>15129374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugJfjmxOR2I

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129379
Sure, that's fine when there's actually a good end, but there often isn't
So many people just want suffering and edge for it's own sake and i don't understand it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129380
I make a point of always trusting those fluffy fox-tailed women. I mean, what is the worst that could possibly happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129381
Wunderbar

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129387
She eventually leaves you and destroys what was left of your heart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129383
>Who would anyone want to go somewhere that'll make them sad?
I can't tell the difference anymore anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129387
She uses you in a way that destroys your life and your relationships with the people who cared about you before, then either leaves you without another thought or eats your liver while you're alive, delighting in and prolonging your agony and suffering until you finally die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129391
Well, I probably should have seen it coming anyway. After all, who was I to think I could ever be happy?

>>15129397
Eh, I doubt she's want my liver. I've been working on steadily destroying it for some years now.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, Hope ya'll dream of your favorite girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129381
I want to head pat that wurm!
I also want to be headpatted by a wurm as she coils me providing protection, love and WURMth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129381
What an adorable little Wurm!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129381
wonderful

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129400
>who was I to think I could ever be happy?
There you go anon, good on you for accepting reality.

>>15129405
Why would I dream about a woman that wouldn't give a shit about me if she was real?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129397
>>15129400
If anything, a Kumiho would ideally keep her husband happy to preserve his liver.

>>15129405
>no warning against burning the thread down
UNLEASH THE HINEZUMIS

[Anonymous No.]

Have the latest Magma-tits, fresh from Yui.h

https://i.imgur.com/rY2OOoX.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129402
>":3"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129419
Them abs tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129419
Looks pretty generic

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128585
>a fan of Leafs
>not a fan of Yetis
if Only it were a glacies

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129381
Adorable.
Now to leave a trail that leads under a cardboard box.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129414
Silly Anon, that's not me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129426
It is a copy of a Monster Hunter girl, according to ELH's design doc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128585
Yeah, but all the good US teams are half made up of Canadians anyway. So I don't feel too bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129439
Her tongue looks like candy.

I want to bite it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129426
Really, anon. How often are OCDonutSteels ever considered original-looking? Doubly so for one that rips off an existing character design.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129442
Nah, they're mostly swedes and russians.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129439
>>15129443
Any Japanesefags know what the text says anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128585
Hockey is the only sport I'll sit down to watch

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129448
Nice try Yuro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129481
Eh, I can watch football but Hockey is the real one I watch.
being a detroit fan is suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

WE NEED MORE SLUTTY MGS!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129488
No thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128824
I want to behold the flute playing skills of the Daemon Sultan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129488
Slutty by human standards, or slutty by MG standards?

PicName related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129281
All of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129518
But anon shes flat as a wash board!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129518
Slutty by /a/ standards

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129523
So when she hugs you, you'll be closer to her heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129518
I want to see a chubby yeti in that uniform.

[Anonymous No.]

Can your fox hold their drink?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129537
We need more chubby MGs in swimsuits too small for them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129549
Indeed.
Be they yukis, ogres, hinezumis, or jinkos.
We need more of them in the thick field and sporting too small uniforms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129532
But anon i like big boobs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129549

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129540
she looks like she's about to take a pee

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129549
>>15129554
Thick monster girls a best!

BEST!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129518
MGC Public Service Announcement:

Remember, always consult with your daughteru before dating her friends. If she has feeling for you, you might make her jealous and cause an incident of Sudden Yandere Syndrome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129572
Yep.
Thick thighs.
Big booties.
Titanic titties
And mushy middles.

They are a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129584
I want to use one as a pillow, blow raspberries on her tummy, and cuddle a cute chubby monster girl!

[Anonymous No.]

Yocchi is cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129588
I want to feed one sweets and give her massages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129579
>dicking the daughteru or her friends and not her friends mothers
Ara Ara~ a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129439
Ehh, she's not quite an Akantor, but you can definitely see the inspiration in her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129595
>Ara Ara~ a best.
This guy gets it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129595
Scandalous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129604
>That bush
Disgusting. Fucking shave that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129579
I wonder what leads to more awkward dinner conversations. Dicking the adopted daughteru, or dicking her friends.

>>15129595
No, it actually is. ELH made a design doc that basically said it was her (I think it was that exact image? across with one of the MH lava dragon types.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129616
Second bit meant for >>15129602

[Anonymous No.]

Why monster girl would have a lovely bunch of coconuts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129662
Are they there a standing in a row?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129662
:3

[Anonymous No.]

What shenanigans would your daughteru get into in MGC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129663
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129667
Insolvency proceedings as the creditor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129662
Because they got some good ones at the store?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129602
>>15129616

This?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129676
I will not be jewed so easily!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129667
She gets very hyper sometimes, she's a very excitable girl. Anything from seeing a stranger walk by the house to a bug in the house or even just an unexpected loud noise can set her into a flurry of barking, jumping and running around the house. There was even this one time where she out and chased some Harpy chicks around the neighborhood. She got very sternly punished for that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129667

>>15129579

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129681
Pretty bang on the money, I'd say. Though the magma lines in an akantor thing, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129667
She probably would be pretty well behaved, just keeping to herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129684
On the contrary, you aren't her debtor. Indeed, she intends to arrange suitable repayment for your long-standing and loyal business relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a Monolith Girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129702
A wut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129702
Elaborate

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129702
Monolith is fat! 2x4x16! She's even fatter if you can see in more dimensions!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129687
>She got very sternly punished for that one.
what'd you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129702
We await your orders, O Monolith.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3CpFECnq4s

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129702
Like S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Monolith or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129718
Well, I made her wear the latex bitchsuit we had made for her, specifically for situations like this! If she wants to act like a regular dog, then me and her mother are going to treat her like one! SHe was stuck in that tight, shiny black latex suit for a whole 24 hours with a ring gag in her mouth and an extra tail-plug in her butt. She got no sex at all for a week either, and she had her wear her thick rubber bondage mittens around the house for that week while we had our front and back doors Kobold-daughteru-proofed.

Needless to say, she learned her lesson.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129705
>>15129708
>>15129730

[Anonymous No.]

Everything about a Lich is cute, especially their face!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129734
I hear those things are awfully loud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129731
well then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129731
Oh kobold daughteru fag.
You and your antics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129734
Lich-chan, stop attempting to uplift species!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129749
It wasn't my fault this time anon, there has to be punishment for bad behavior! It's what any good parent would do, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129734
You got a smile out of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129757
I'm sure it was.
Honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>Be holy knight man
>Due to shortages in the workforce, transferred to unholy city of Monster Girls
>Aptly named Monster Girl City
>Tools of smiting unholy beings immediately confiscated
>Purple cat takes it with an alarming....smile
>"You won't be needing these, mister!"
>Does this city not need cleansing?
>"No"
>Sent to assigned quarter
>A small one bedroom apartment in the heart of the city
>I can't possibly have been rused!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128585
MG Canada, where cold-climate Monster Girls of all shapes and sizes can be found.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129780
I want to violate that beaver

[Anonymous No.]

I dare Anon to steal something from the hoard of that scary Dragon lady who lives next door!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129785
I'll violate you before you assault that beaver.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129785
>normal Canadian thoughts

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129785
Beaver Girls are very smart!\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJjaQExOPPY

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129786
Alright, I'll steal her virginity!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129786
Does mail count?
Coupons for days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129786
I'll steal her heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129796
>Older, Christmas Cake Dragons hoard coupons they cut out of magazines.
>People don't have the heart to tell them they expire, but they just hoard them and never spend them anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129786
That's no scary dragon lady! She's my Onee-san!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129786
I'll steal the trash bags that have been sitting outside her door for the last three days

ffs why doesn't she just take them and put them in the dumpster there's chicken bones in there and it's spring

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129788
What if I tenderly violate that beaver?

>>15129791
I'm not Canadian

>>15129793
Not smart enough to keep me from aggressively holding their hands!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129800
You never know when you're going to need 50% off a third bucket of ice cream!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129813
Poor, poor senile Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129774
>Day 2 of holy crusade
>The church has not updated you on your "mission"
>No word from anyone
>Pray to gods above to protect you from this tainted land
>Leave quarters to begin searching for employment
>Less qualified for even the simplest of tasks
>"Assaulting customers and attempting to cleanse their souls is not acceptable."
>Undeterred, continue search
>Your quest leads you to a...riskier looking part of the city
>Group of cretins begin to appear from every nook and cranny
>"Ara ara~ Look what we have here~"
>Poorpaladininsearchofjob.jpg
>"I'm sure you can put your sword to good use~"
>Uh oh

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129807
Sorry anon, but I will stop you from violating her at all costs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129774
I real man can smite monsters with his bare hands if need be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129819
But ice cream is best served on the mid riff of a dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129825
I-I'm sorry anon. I'm fresh from the Church itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129830
won't it just melt
is that why her floor is so sticky
she should mop more often

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129836
She might be one of those kuudere Ice Dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129836
Eat, desperate licking to keep the floors clean, it's all the same thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129823
>Sorry anon, but I will stop you from violating her at all costs.
Then I'll just have to love her violently

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129845
Now I'm just going to punch you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129840
Best dragons right here.
Cute and cool, just like their breath.
White scales are best scales.
I want a shortstack white dragon to live in my home and await for me to return from work so she can sit in my lap and get spoiled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129853
Not him, but I'd pound that Beaver's beaver.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129822
>I don't understand
>I am unarmed
>"Your SWORD, dear. The one you're always carrying with you."
>Unarmed
>"Yare yare...your meat. Your pork sword, do you understand where I'm going with this?"
>Foul creature, I have no parcels of meat on my being, nor any weapons
>You have prepared for a variety of responses
>The church did not train you for this
>More semen demons are showing up, attracted by the commotion
>Some start licking their lips, eyeing you hungrily
>"Let's suck him dry, girls."
>Your feet are yanked out from under you
>Land face first into the ground
>Dragged off into the shadows, condemning everyone to a fiery death

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129862
No, you take her first time gently!

[Anonymous No.]

Shilling for /mgt/'s official discord group!
https://discord.gg/0xVs0e6nQ4ep9U2W
Jump in and join the autism!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129889
'no'

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129875
Happy ending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129875
Poor Paladin. Too bad he couldn't find a nice girl to be his shoulder companion & set him on the truly righteous path

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129853
But I'll love her, anon! Don't you want beaver-chan to be loved?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129914
You make her first time be gentle or I'll hurt you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129910
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129928
It's okay anon, I'll make her scream in pleasure

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129419
Holy shit she looks hot. I want a Wurm like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129875
>Unknown amount of time has passed
>Tossed out onto the sidewalk
>"We'll hold onto these~"
>They may have taken your armor and clothing
>But they won't have your pride
>Naked and afraid
>Left to wander the city in an attempt to find your way back home
>Many of the citizens begin to follow you around
>They think you're doing this on purpose
>"Hey there big boy. You lost?"
>Strong smell of sweat and sake
>Your eyes are level with the chiseled abs of a rather tall Red Oni
>She towers above you, her eyes taking in every inch of you
>EVERY inch
>"Come. I'll keep you safe."
>She slings you over her shoulder and begins to walk to your new destination
>Gods above, send halp

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129889
I don't know. I'm bored. I might try it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129889
Yeah, I'll join if you guys aren't fags

[Anonymous No.]

I'm fapping to alps tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130004
You and me both, senpai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129889
>"official"
>There's already two discords that have been up way longer than this

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130004
>>15130005
Alp senpai or Alp kohai?

[Anonymous No.]

>Be a Hellhound lover
>Still waiting for one to show up in town
>The neighbor recently married a Mindflayer
>Since then I never saw him again, yet he still lives there
>About to go out to the communal barbecue to find a wife of my own
>Meet the Mindflayer in front of the appartment complex's elevator
>She has a very eerie aura, there's also some kind of squid molesting her
>I'd better not get on her wrong side and act normal
>We enter the elevator
>She gives me a look of pride and insanity
>Have to keep gazing at the door to avoid eye contact
>"Anon, don't you want to marry my sister?" She asks out of nowhere
>Shake in fear at the question, especially since I never told her, nor my neighbor my name
>She slithers closer
>Start sweating and breathing heavy
>One of the tentacle on her head inches closer towards me
>Stand as still as a statue and close my eye while holding back my tears
>She suddenly "kyaaaa"
>Open my eye and turn around to see the squid going completely ham on her
>"I'm sorry honey, I won't do it again!" She creams while trying to pull the squid away from her
>Elevator finally reaches it's destination
>Run away from the horrific scene
>My neighbors are weird

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130013
Alp kohai, obviously. More fun to bully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130012
But this one is better, trust me goyim

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130013
Why not both?
Alp senpai would be the reserved, easily embarrassed one and alp kohai is the genki underling.
Senpai will be chubby, kohai will be fit.
I'm taking them both while they are chest to chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130016
Based Squidbro, protecting Anon from a horrible fate as some bitch's crotchplate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130016
She's clearly trustworthy. She even knows my name and ants to set me up with a girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130004
Me three.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be friends with a buff miniotaur who does her best to hide the fact that her arms and legs are actually golem-tech prostetics she got after an accident.

Only her chest and head are real.

And it's a lovely chest.

[Anonymous No.]

Is rape and kidnapping EVER justified?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130077
Only if it's so a thugdere girl can confess to the boy she likes.
That kobolds one mean girl, drinks her milk in one go and chases the mailman everyday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130077
>In my bed
>Throughly

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons.
Take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, please remember to watch out for doppel gangers.
They could be anyone....
Ok, technically they'd need to be a woman but that doesn't disprove the point that they could be anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130093
They could be a reverse trap! PANTS HAVE BETRAYED US!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130123
Indeed.
I must sneak into their organization and see what they are planning.

Someone find me a kilt, I'm going in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129165
Looks like they both grew up. Surely the adventurer Kiki will eventually find a man of her own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130004
But why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129734
Now that awful cacophony is in my head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130123
>PANTS HAVE BETRAYED US!
IT'S THE SCHLEETS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128588
>>15128643
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iusUq4-f5U

Scot Monster Girl when.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129050
This reminds me of the story about battle wizard kikimora

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130165
Don't we already have weresheep? Is there anything else in scotland?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130172
I can tell you, but I need about tree-fiddy.

[Anonymous No.]

I realize one thing that'll make me a sucker for monster girls. All my life I get really giddy when I can help people and get praised for it. I am behavior wise the same as those girls in the vn's who lust for dick when the mc uses Nice Guy.exe.

I thought years of cynicism from this site is supposed to toughen me up alongside disappointment of life, not make me a lovestruck schoolgirl in terms of emotions from gratitude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130200
You gonna get your head patted, boya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130204
To hell with your patronizing bullshit woman! I know your game, you say all these sweet things, and then that's when you do your thing! I know people like you, who say all this stuff, and, leave me all behind! Not even remembering me, or what I did. You'll be like the rest who always see me at my worst, and think I can never do better!

You can't, fool me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130212
Oh wake up and smell the flowers! You're a piece of meat, get used to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130219
>Heart hole
Can...can I put my dick in it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130222
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130219
I do what I wish! Now leave me be to help my Tanuki friend with her plans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130231
You're like Baby 5 from One Piece. Someone asks you for money and you give it happily because you feel needed.
Do girls with Devil Fruit powers count as Monster Girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130204
I bet that Dragon's in the Monster Girl Yakuza

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130254
Haaahhn? Got a problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130261
N-Not at all miss, more sake on the house, coming up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130263
And what's a girl gotta do to get some sushi on a bishie in this dump?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130271
Yes, yes, right away. Just please don't break any chairs or tables.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130276
>Yo you just call my sister fat?

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone who cares, here's a semen demon by Z-Ton.

Very lewd.
http://exhentai.org/s/8b862877fa/925947-245

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130280
Fuck, I'm in for a chopped off pinky finger now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130280
Thick-boned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130261
>>15130271
>>15130280
I want to be a fuckboi for the Dragon Yakuza!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130289
A life of wealth and being escorted by Monster Girls in sharp-looking suits. Carrying out any request you might make, so they don't piss off your girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130301
Being a trophy husband sure is great. And the weirdest thing I have to do is eat some shed scales!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130289
Wouldn't you prefer the Mofu Mafia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130311
No, I'm a slut for Dragons. Black Dragons especially.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130311
They leave hair everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130311
Please no

One Monster Girl Gang is scary enough. I don't want to be found my police after being mofu'd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130311
middle or 2nd from the right, yes, Oh yes.

[Anonymous No.]

Somebody said mafia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130311
Hell no!

There's 4 fucking mobsters in the lineup and only ONE of them brought real firepower.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130326
>Not engaging in glorious melee combat

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130326
It's fine, they have shonen tier speed and strength

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130311
Sharp ears and sharp suits.

Dressed to mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130323
Mommy pls come back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130311
This is one of the best pictures with monstergirls IMO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130326
>4

There's 5.

...I'm not the first person to notice this right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130311
But they're all kumihos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130340
THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130336
>She points a gun at you and says you need to marry her and her dozens of sisters or she'll shoot.

What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130344
I point out her safety's on. While she's distracted by this, I bop her on the head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130336
Don't post that pic, makes me sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130340
There's 4 mobsters, one of which is properly armed, and 1 disabled / unarmed women that accidentally got into walking line and is trying to leave it.

You can tell by the fanny pack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130344
I unzip my katana

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130350
Can't shut your eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130353
Stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130353
Prepare to be swarmed by a group of poor, homeless Monster Girl lolis desperate for a man.

Where there's one, there's at least another 10 lying in wait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130359
Hurt me, Snake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130353
Is there more of it?
I love cute girls suffering

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130363
No, that's it. Lazy bum tugged at our heartstrings and then left it at that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130363
>I love cute girls suffering

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130289
>>15130301
Still kind of hate how NTR has forever tainted this concept for me.

I could use a targeted mind-wipe or some shit.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130363
>I love cute girls suffering
I bet you like NTR too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130371
She sure likes those donuts.
Ecchan is cuter

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130375
>Ecchan is cuter

goes without saying

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130367
You mean, for that story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130372
Only if it's male netorare and involves cute girls suffering
Which happens almost never ;_;
I can only think of 2 things, one oyster guro where yandere fucks girl's bf and mutilates her at the same time, and another where a girl listens to her childhood friend fucking some slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130377
I like how she looks like a cat 80% of the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122643
Try reading Garden sometime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130385

>>15130366

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130385
Literally kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130385
At least reverse-NTR isn’t as bad as regular NTR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130360
>I can cook!
>Take me home mister!
>I-I'll do everything you say!
>You can beat me if I'm bad! I don't mind!
>I'm so hungry, please!...
>You don't even need to love me!
>I know I'm not pretty, but please!
Each line is a different loli pulling on your clothes, looking like you're her last hope in this unfair world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130399
Still terrible, but not as terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130403
And I'll whisper "no".

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130398
Wow
Rude!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15124996
You. You get it.

>>15125025
YES. Someone should. Someone NEEDS to do so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130405
It's pretty hot desu senpai

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/d/6795475

New Vamp Mosquito (I haven't done a cross board link in ages, excuses if I fucked it up)

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130452
Noice

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130443
Hello fearboner my old friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130452
/d/ has some nice stuff. Just last night I went into a Dragon Girl Thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130452
That's gotta hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128643
To be perfectly fair, Edmonton and Calgary also hate each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130452
I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130443
>Those faces at the bottom
I came.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130452
>/d/
>non vanilla
>femdom garbage
>with a shit girl at that
Are you asking to get reported?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129702
Oh Monolith-chan, we do not fear you. May your light shine down the souls of the brave soldiers who gave their lives in service to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130443
That's pretty much how most monster girls would react to condoms, fear boner material right there.
>>15130452
Ouch, not a fan of the whole dick stabbing thing but I'd be a filthy liar if I didn't say I appreciate that ass.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to embarass my MG imouto by bringing her lunch while she's trying to look cool in front of her friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129959
More

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130499
>dick stabbing
Where?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130500
>Not telling her that mom is troubled cause she won't take the cute cakes she bakes for her and her friends and that you have to eat instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130507
Look at her foot digging into the side of it, she's drawing blood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130452
>Dat claw scraping a thin red line across his dick
Uuuugggggggh....
>Dat ass tho
>Dat tiny little bead of blood
>Dat ass tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130452
Vampire Mosquitoes are harsh mistresses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130311
I prefer the Corspe Cabal. Good life ensurance

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130452
So I'm the only one who likes the dick scratching?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130546
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130546
Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130485
You could report it, but you'd probably be banned for being a whiny shitter abusing the report system.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129419
Shit ELH is in his own world with self-created mgs comissions.

Well, more pics are always a nice thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130510
I wanna be a chill older brother who's always smiling and never opens his eyes, kinda like Yao. I'll pick her up at her school after uni and piggyback her back home, bring her a jacket during lunch breaks when the weather gets cold, and only open my eyes when staring down her bullies to scare them shitless.

And of course, I'll pat her head in public for extra heart attack inducing embarassment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130668
Oh boy, it's the headpat meme again. This didn't get tired 50 fucking posts ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130452
>>15130537
For some reason girls from lower species acting incredibly bold and dominant arouses me like hell. Just the idea of something like a Mosquito or a Devil Bug acting like she's the queen of the world and frivolously enjoying her boytoy makes my blood undergo a rapid process of redistribution to a certain organ.
Never got the same with strong gals usually viewed as mistresses like Pharaohs, Lilims or Demons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15128729
So I don't get it.
Is it a grill or is it just a bag caught in an updraft?
The translation seems to go out of its way to say that there isn't anything on the other side of the cloth, it's just all tactile trickery.
And while I'm open-minded enough to waifu a giant spider-woman, I'm not sure I'm open-minded enough to waifu a literal bedsheet pretending to be a woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130762
Imagine it like this.
There is a ghost with a full ghost body. Torso, arms, legs, and everything. Except she's completely invisible and intangible (though in the profile picture, her head seems visible regardless).

The cloth has different properties depending on the side we're talking about. Touch it on one side, and you'll just feel cloth, but touch it on the other, the side which isn't clinging to the ghost, and you'll feel her body.

She's an intangible spirit, and the cloth is the bridge she uses to interact with the physical world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130777
You got it messed up. You feel cloth no matter which side. You just feel a body under the cloth on the correct side, like groping a girl through her shirt or her skirt.

The exception to that is if you stick your dick in it. Then you get rag pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130792
That's what I mean.

Instead of saying:
>but touch it on the other, the side which isn't clinging to the ghost, and you'll feel her body.

I should've said:
>but touch it on the other, the side which isn't clinging to the ghost, and you'll feel her body through the cloth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130777
That's not really how she works, since the cloth IS her body.

Speaking of which, is the "fake" female body actually visible or not?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130929
Not visible. But it might be like living armor where you can see her after you become her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130935
I don't mind that at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130936
But the profile says something about thr outline of a woman's body being visible on the other side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130949
Read it again. It's talking about the cloth taking the shape/outline/silhouette of a woman. Nothing about visible ghost ladies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130762
RAYCISS!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129381
Yes, exactly.

I almost didn't see this, all of my (you)s disappeared overnight. That happen to anybody else or was it just my IP resetting?

[Anonymous No.]

FAT CAT ASS

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130935
>implying
Nigga, I love shoggoths

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130991

[Anonymous No.]

If we were all sent to MGE, would any of you spend the time required to become a warrior or wizard?
Be it months or years depending on how gifted your are
If you would, how would you use your new power?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131010
Battle mage.

The best of both worlds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131010
> sent to MGEverse
> not just beelining your way directly towards your favourite mg
ISHIGGYDIGGY

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131010
Yo-ho-ho, it's a Warlock's life for me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131010
Paladin specialized in offensive holy magic
Best of both worlds
Plus monstergirls all cream themselves over chaste young paladins

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131010
I'd be banging my new wife next minute I get there, then just ask her to help me spot and nothin-personnel all the other possible outsiders so they couldn't fuck that world over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131010
I would become MC tier dense just to make everyone angry

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131010
If we were sent to the canon MGE, I'd spend my time greatly accelerating scientific progress in Electromagnetics and electronics, if only so I can get my mech armor.
I'd also name all of the laws after me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131018
I mean, getting your waifu is great, but getting your waifu while also being an OP fantasy protagonist is better. Plus you need the strength to chase off anything that isn't your waifu until you find her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131037
Good luck with that fool's errand. They don't have the infrastructure for it. Techwise, I'd introduce the blast furnace and become the Steel King. And also build an army of golem waifus and living armors.

But seriously
Implying either of us would get to do much of anything before all our work got corrupted and we get gangraped by our creations.
Thanks Mamanobama

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131010
Warrior, just so I can avoid monstergirls until I find my waifu.

Then I submit to her

[Anonymous No.]

There is a red and angry world. Red things happen there. The world eats your wife. Eats your friends. Eats all of the things that make you human. And you become a monster.

Stop. You are hurting the Green.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131050
Yeah, I realized there's no infrastructure for information sharing, or for getting materials in the first place. Too many things would have to go right.
I also realized that my work would end up attracting Hakutakus and Raijus. The former might not be a bad thing, since we could share knowledge, but the latter would be a career ender.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131067
I know I'm missing the reference, but it still reminded me so much of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131077
More quiet. More Green.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131093
Oh christ

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131099
Don't have a better picture, sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131010
Train to become a legendary thief who steals Dragons' hoards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131142
You're gonna need a bag of holding, a bottomless box or maybe some luggage made out of sapient pearwood for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131010
I'd learn all the magic I can, find my waifu, and use that magic to enhance our lives, both in and out of the bedroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131145
Don't worry, I have big pockets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131077
>>15131093
What were the pictures?

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never take your happy wan-wan to one of those all-you-can-eat expensive south american churrasco restaurants

God, it pains me so

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131176
One was an Alpie-doodle.

[Anonymous No.]

How posable do you think she is?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to sit on an Alice's head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131195
Oh, well, forget it then. I'd rather have nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131210
Jarvis Tetch, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131182
Wouldn't be such a wise idea for me. We'd probably eat so much meat together we'd end up getting ill.
There'd be a lot of tummy rubbing though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131182
>You will never eat feijoada with you happy hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131182
Unfortunately that would probably only be a mother-daughter date type thing. I can't eat meat for health reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131245
Not sure if bait or concave chest skeleton anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131245
>I can't eat meat for health reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

Why spiders so sexual? This level of lewdness is not found in scorpions or any of the insect girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131276
>>15131284
No bait here, just an unfortunate autoimmune disease.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131010
I'd find the nearest single Holstaur and make her a mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131299
Posture lets them look great with big tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131306
But I'm not a tits-man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15129419
I want to cum in those abs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131313
>But I'm not a tits-man.
Son

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131306
But they only have 50% of the sexy bits regular girls have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131306
The biggest titties!
I want to sit on a spider and grope her tits from behind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131321
What is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131322
>wants regular girls

do not find spiderbutts attractive or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131299
I don't know but I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131329
What are spiderbutts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131329
I want to molest a loli Spidergirl's spider butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131300
Anon got AIDS from a truck stop bathroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131347
No, what I have won't kill me. Just leave my intestines in immeasurable pain if I eat the wrong thing.

It also makes shitting a nightmare.

[Anonymous No.]

What are the the roughest rape stories? No snuff though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131358
Sounds like a pain in the ass.
Sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131375
Are you giving sympathies or apologizing for that shitty pun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131375
It is, but I've gotten used to it. I just want some mamonomana healing man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131369
http://pastebin.com/iG6UBAep

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131389
I couldn't eat meat for quite some time too, but all I had to do was stop eating for a little bit and the problem was gone.
Don't worry, Anon. A monster girl will come to your dreams and give you a big piece of strechy anime meat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131392
I want to be slut for MGs! I'd let any of them have their way with me, even the Devil Bugs and Beelzebubs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131411
If only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131160
That made me think, I would feel terrible if I spent years learning magic and then married a powerful monster girl who is inherently more talented than me

Every time I'd try so hard to be helpful but she'd outdo me without effort and then I'd go cry in a corner and have her confort me

>"It's ok anon, boys are not meant to be strong."
>"Without you I wouldn't have that much mana anyway"
>"You don't need to be a wizard, you can be a good househusband"
>"I love you no matter what"

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make my Kobold daughteru wear a locking gas mask with a breathing tube that attaches to a pair of latex shorts that I'll wear! I'll stick my dick down the tube so that the only thing my daughteru can smell is my sweaty, musky crotch!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131433
>Having a dick smaller than a 1.5 inch wide gasmask hose

Looks like tiny penis anon isn't the only one with a tiny penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131457
I remember awhile back when you wanted to give her nipple piercings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131467
This is true. I did decide on fake magical ones though, ones that don't actually make holes in her but still have the aesthetic and the effect of the pointy ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131457
You should give more attention to your wife, if you only do stuff with your daughteru she will get lonely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131485
I do lots of stuff with my wife, she just works very late and I want to let her and our daughteru have some alone time too. One of my favorite things to see is the two of them laying on the bed facing each other, holding each other tight and exchanging an occasional face lick or mouth kiss. Besides dinnertime, bathtime and bedtime, most of our family time happens on her few days off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131457
If you continue like this your Kobold daughteru will get addicted to you. If that hasn’t already happened.
And if she is addicted to you, wouldn’t that impact her social life? Or perhaps you want her to bring her Kobold friend over as well?

[Anonymous No.]

I want a kunoichi with overly large tits to try and kidnap me, only for her chest to get in the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131422
Let's see if you are really a slut with these 5 scenarios

You walk into a shady alley and find a Succubus covered in semen with all her holes filled to the brim. She proposes you to be her "dessert", what is your answer?

You're in the subway at rush hour when a 7 foot tall muscled Ogre slips her hand in your pants and starts fondling your genitalia, there are people that would definitely help you if you called for it, do you let her continue?

A Jabberwocks judges you worthy to be her mate but she has a condition, you'll do it in front of all her peers which include underage children and she will be in complete control, do you accept her offer?

A Tanuki sets you up and this results in you having an insane debt to repay, she makes you many offers, you can either work for her 15 years, marry her cousin or become a black market cum pump until you've earned enough, which option do you choose?

You wake up in the middle of the night to the noise of glass breaking in your house, you walk down the stairs where you heard the noise and see a group of various feral Werecats in heat, with them being in this condition you could easily chase them out and go back to sleep, what do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131500
Oh, I'd say she's pretty addicted already, but I'd also say that we're all addicted to each other! And no, I don't intend to fuck any of her friends if that's what you were implying. She has her Hellhound senpais over fairly often and she visits them at their house too, so it's not like she doesn't have a social if at all. She's a shy girl when it comes to human interaction, she does a lot better with other canine girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131511
Not that guy but.

1. No, she needs to shower.

2. Yes but only so long as she doesn't start jacking me off, I don't want to have to change pants.

3. Sure

4. Marry her cousin and acquire a cute tanuki wife.

5. Yes because it's late and I am tired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131511
Not him.

No.

Yes.

Yes, but no kids.

Cumpump unless her cousin is nice.

I chase the housebreakers out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131511
Not him but
No
No
No
If I get to live nicely for 15 years, that's fine.
Get the fuck out of my house

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131511
I join the human rights movementx5.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyRhn0qqQsY

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131511
Pass
Maybe. I don't know. Just maybe.
No
Meet her cousin
Chase them out. Because now I have to wake up early to find someone to repair my broken window

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131511

No Thanks.

Yes PLEASE

Yes

Pls gimme tanuki waifu

I'd try to chase them out and then barely resist if they try to pull any stunts.

Im a fucking slut im sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131534
Inferior human rights https://youtu.be/U67MRAPKXzU

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131511
1. sure
2. not here, not now.
3. yes
4. Depends on how long I have to be a cum pump. If it’s a reasonable time like a few weeks or something, sure.
5. breed them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131534
>>15131547
Don't deny it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131511
Not him either.

1-Give her some change, must be rough living in the streets.

2-Look back at her and saythat I will scream if she doesn't pay the toll.

3-No

4-15 years it is.

5~You got me on this one, I would throw myself in the middle of the group

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131511
1. No
2. No
3. No
4. marry her cousin, maybe she'll have good relationship chemistry with me and I don't know what kind of work I'd have to do for her for 15 years.
5. chase them off so I can get someone to fix my now broken window

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131067
You're right. Gotta preserve the green.

YOU SHOULD BE MORE GREEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131511
Absolutely not.

Sure, just not in public please.

If that truly is my only option.

Probably marry her cousin and become a househusband or something.

Get the fuck out of my house you damn cats. Maybe I'll snag a loli one to make an example of if she can't keep up with the rest though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131521
>>15131533
>>15131541
>>15131556
>>15131555
>>15131561
Not sluts

>>15131552
>>15131545
Sluuuuuts

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131566
Tbh being a slut though in that reality is the best thing you could ever be

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131553
We and my MG waifu will be fighting side by side for the forces of true love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131566
>Sluuuuuts
I accept my fate as a slut.
It will make everyone happy. me and the monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130222
It's not actually coming out of her chest; just attached to the vine wrapping around here. The perspective is just weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131511
Do I look like a fucking fruit salad to you?

No.

No way I'm fucking in front of strangers.

I'll call Uncle Phil to chew her up in court for her faggotry.

Chase them out and go back to sleep, I'm tired and I got shit to do in the morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131566
>I'm not a slut
Oh. Huh. well then, that's a relief
Honestly thought I was. Good. Good. I haven't gotten too deep

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131566
Cute tanuki wife getto....Although she'd end up being a chubster knowing my luck.
{spoiler]And I am A-OK with that

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131511
1. No
2. Yes
3. No
4. Cum pump seems like the easiest way out
5. Toss them some toys

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131511
That's fucking disgusting, I wouldn't even be in an alley way in the first place also.

I'm not poor so I don't ride the subway either, depends on what she looks like and the types of sex acts she intends.

No.

Depends on the work I'd be doing for her and what her cousin is like.

Get them the fuck out of my house and go back to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131589
What if she's not cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131612
Does she have a bushy tail and round little ears?
If so, she's cute.

She could be built like a truck and I'd still call her my cute little tanuki.

[Anonymous No.]

Any artists around? I need this turned into an Anubis, stat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131617
You gonna get senmetsu'ed

[Anonymous No.]

What is each doggy good for? Fill in the blanks.

>Werewolf
>Kobold
>Hellhound
>Anubis
>Kiki
>Cu Sith (they are wolf family)

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131634

>Wives
>Daughters
>Friends
>Supervisors
>Aunts
>Kindling

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131616
Or maybe she's just some chunky loser with a ratty tail that makes a living by selling stocks on the internet all day in her undies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131634
Good at not existing for starters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131634
>>Werewolf wan
>>Kobold wan wan
>>Hellhound wan wan
>>Anubis wan
>>Kiki WACAW
>>Cu Sith (they are wolf family) wan wan wan

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131634
>Werewolf
Wrestlefucking.
>Kobold
Tying up.
>Hellhound
Getting tied up by.
>Anubis
Ignoring.
>Kiki
Spanking.
>Cu Sith (they are wolf family)
Shaving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131642
too true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131634
Marrying, wild sex, mating, awooos, stuffing
Marrying, cuddle sex, pet play, mating, wan wans, stuffing
Battle sex, marrying, mating, marshmallow toasting, stuffing
Math, mating in embarrassing positions, marrying, stuffing, engineering
Meidoing, Raping, Marrying after raping, mating after raping, stuffing, and singing with.
Furniture

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131637
Honestly that sounds kinda cute and like a fixer-upper

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131634
>Werewolf
Getting /fit/ with.
>Kobold
Petting and belly rubs.
>Hellhound
Getting tenderly snu-snu'd by.
>Anubis
Ignoring.
>Kiki
Molesting their plump asses as they clean.
>Cu Sith (they are wolf family)
Purging along with their furfag followers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131010
Go spellsword or go home

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131634
Impregnating
Giving headpats
Cuddling with
Marrying
Kissing
Purging

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131644
>SHAVE IT UP!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131646
>Battle sex
???

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131637
Then I'm going to brush her tail, sit with her while she's working, and call her cute while I pet her head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131634
Hunting
Playing
Guarding
Making schedules
Chores
Nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131654
Sex where both of you are trying to dom each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131010
I would probably not make it, but given how even weapons of any kind can become monstergirls, it's all the more reason to become a wandering monk fighter.

Gonna punch shit to death at the speed of light in the name of the Chief God or die during training.

But if depression carries over along with the rest of me, I'd just kill myself and spectate the world from the great beyond.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131010
Take levels in fighter.
Be tank
Adventure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131634
>>Werewolf
Meh. Mating presses I guess?
>>Kobold
I do believe I've covered this quite thoroughly, but bellyrubs and cuddling and kissing andkinky bondage sex-ing are all nice.
>>Hellhound
Also good for the kinky bondage sex-ing, but on the recieving end most of the time. Sometimes giving, but mostly recieving. Also rubbing oil on.
>>Anubis
Schedules. I hate schedules.
>>Kiki
Protecting, slight yan shenanigans, maid-ing, and they also make adorable daughterus.
>>Cu Sith (they are wolf family)
Once the fur is removed and replaced with a latex gimp suit, then they make good furniture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131010
nature-based tank. Like a green paladin or something.

Is there an archetype like that in any settings you guys can think of? I know WoW has bear-druids, but I'm talking about a dude who uses nature magic to tank in the way that paladins use holy magic or deathknights use death magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131634
>>15131636
>>15131644

Y'all nerds have crap taste.

MASTAH > Subwoofer > Genkipuppy > Scheduledog > Vanilladog > Furry

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131686
>green paladin or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131687
Kikis, Hellhounds and Kobolds are all in my top 5 MGs, maybe even top 3. I can't put them in any consistent order past that though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122625
Deconstruction of the NTR genre.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131687
which is subwoofer, which is MASTAH?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131693
Red Knight best knight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131693
fuck you crazy
fuck son
calm down
every time

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131693
I'd take up the mantle of the Pimpest' of knights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131703
Hellhound and Kiki, respectively.
Well, technically Subwoofer is the land for submissive hellhound, but it's a funnier nickname than firedog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131703
Mastah is kiki
Subwoofer is hellhound I think

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131707
is the name* for

Damn autocorrect.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to take a tiny tubby kiki to the beach so I can massage her and let her get a nice tan in the sun.

Too small bathing suit would be required.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131707
>Firedog
>Not hotdog

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131728
Hello Quicksilver.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131634
>Werewolf
Childhood friend
>Kobold
Onee-san
>Hellhound
Onee-san
>Anubis
Auntie
>Kiki
Personal maid/surrogate motheru
>Cu Sith
Pet

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131733
Sorry stalker-kun, you have guessed wrong this time.
I am just a man who loves soft meidos that have garterbelts in their regular uniform.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131728
Isn't taking a kiki to the beach like taking a nekomata to a fenced-in dog park? Area which can never be swept clean, plus sand gets into all your belongings and clothes and you often bring bits home to make it dirty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131739
Good taste there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131634
>Werewolf
Cousin
>Kobold
Little sister
>Hellhound
big sister
>Anubis
friend
>Kiki
waify
>Cu Sith (they are wolf family)
fertilizer

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131742
In a sense.
On the other hand, she gets to see MASTAH in a swimsuit.

>>15131746
Slight skindentaion is a must, especially around the thigh region.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131742
The Selkie and the Kikimora were walking side by side, something-something we'll clean it off in half-a-year if you don't mind the work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131686
Still a druid. The animal companion is your tank at lower levels, and you become a tank at higher ones. You can wildshape into any animal of a certain size for your level. That's like wolves and bears at lower levels, fucking dinosaurs by level 6, and it just keeps going from there. Stack natural armor feats on top of that and you can be a truly fearsome tank.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131728
I want to take my Kiki daughteru to the beach so she and her mother can show off their matching latex swimsuits!

>>15131733
Over here mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131769
Sounds nice.
Cumflate the lot of them!
Lewd things need to happen at the beach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131734
I want an Auntie Anubis

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131774
Just groping and lewd oil massages at the beach I'm afraid. Sandy cumflations sound like a bad time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131784
Don't forget MGs have intrinsic filth nullification properties. That's why they're never dirty, never need to use the toilet, and are always down for anal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131784
Could always do it in the showers so they can go out there without issue, keeping the look and saving the mess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131794
That's a cop-out.

>>15131797
I guess, but then you lose the effect of actually doing it on the beach. I'll cumflate them all they want at home though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131813
Maybe you could do it in the water instead?
Maybe on a towel?

I mean, yeah, you'd need to bring spares but it would be worth it.
I'd keep them constantly cumflated at home, big enough to see it through their uniforms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131818
>Maybe you could do it in the water instead?
In the salty ocean? Absolutely not. Plus, there's sand in there too.

>spoiler
But if you do it all the time then it'll lose it's charm. You have to keep it sporadic so it still has it's full lewd effect instead of getting old and boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15127835
What did he mean by this

[Anonymous No.]

>Go into a Mofu Mart
>There's a fucking Tanuki behind the counter smoking a japanese style pipe with a hat that resembles a folded over leaf
>Her shit eating grin says everything, she asks you what kind you want
>They have a whole variety, Manticore mane mofu, Werewolf mofu, Kitsune tail fluff
>Ask her if she has any premium stuff, you know, the hard to get variety like Barometz wool since they're always fucking bouncing
>She just grins and reaches under her counter, pulling out a swatch of brown, silky mofu
>It's exquisitely soft to the touch, we're talking feather soft and it's a nice deep brown color
>But there's an unmistakable odor to it, salty tones beneath chestnut
>Look at her, she's boredly watching some kid huff Manticore mane fluff before you realize you were head-first in the swatch she put down
'W-Where did you get this?'
>Takes one puff, blows out a smoke ring and grins
'Trade secret~'

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131842
Maybe something special to do on wednesday and Sunday then.

Daughteru would only need to get it when she get's an A on a test though.
Multiple A's stack

[Anonymous No.]

Who tender loving femdom here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131874
Yup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131874
On occasion, yes very much so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131874
Present
Then again, I like a lot of things

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130935
The best maid is obviously a Kikimora.
The best Kikimora is obviously a Shoggoth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131874
Me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131878
Should be "Slither hither."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131910
But she's the one who slithers, not me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131880
Tender loving femdom is way too lewd for me
And I love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131878
I hate grapesnakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131850
>Look at her, she's boredly watching some kid huff Manticore mane fluff
Lucky kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131874
All night
I want to do this with Miia

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131874
Of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131850
What if I want tanuki tail fluff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131874
Tender loving femdom is good.
Who is the best gentle femdom MG?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131919
That manticore is insanely hot, but does she have six arms? Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131511
New guy here, how slut can I get?

1) No pudding until she finishes her meat.

2) This is the part where I grab her hand, look her in the eye, and ask her not to tease me so cruelly. Or make it more cruel, this level alone is just bland.

3)
>underage jabberwock
Hah! Everyone knows that in Wonderland, there's only APPARENTLY underage, everyone is of age at all times! Except daughterus and Jubjub eggs.

4) Marry the cousin, duh. Immediate debt relief, being able to choose to marry, and pretty much invulnerability to future debts due to family connections? Sign me up. But I might do the black market deal for a bit just to get enough money to treat the wife to something special.

5) I'm an insomniac, and they're not helping. If they're fucking up my shit, I'll return the favor. By keeping them on edge until they finish repairing/paying off the damages, then giving them a reason or several to stay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131935
Any of the Onee-sans. Kraken, snek, titty fairy, demon, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131935
Hakutaku has to be up there, what with their whole interest in getting "obedient" students.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131938
>but does she have six arms?
Yes.
> Why?
Because RS has a fetish for multi-armed girls:
http://pastebin.com/fAEKwmBK

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131917
But they don't hate you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131935
I think Wights and Lilim are top tier. Dragons might be too, but they might get a little tough at times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131878
Grape is good but blue raspberry is better.
Too bad she never gets any good art. I guess not having a cobra hood makes her too boring.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys has the monster girl fetish went too far?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131961
>too far
No, Jim
It's just beginning

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131961
Forgot to post link like a retard.

http://nhentai.net/g/114161/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131961
>not posting the full pic

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131944
I want Hakutaku-sensei to "discipline" me during detention! I want her to tie me up and ride me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131961
>>15131970
>>15131973
This shit's old news. That, and it's futafaggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131973
YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131973
Barney no

[Anonymous No.]

>>15126644
Get rid of the disgusting flesh shit and would waifu.

Really though Skeleton looks fucking stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131961
This is only the beginning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131874
I like all shades of femdom, from tender loving to rough.

>>15131917
I hate you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131991
>>15121905

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131919
I'm addicted to wanting to huff Manticore mane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131986
MGE promotes necrophilia, which is worse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131917
I hope a Grapesnake Adult heals you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132008
MGE Undead aren't literal corpses anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132014
They're magical corpses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132008
It's only necrophilia if the corpse is still dead. In the case of undead, it's UN-Necrophilia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132014
They what are they.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbE8E1ez97M

Relevant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132008
MGE undead aren’t actually dead. They are just a species created from corpses, they themselves are actually fully alive.
KC cannon is weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132022
*Then

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131973
Bronies, this is your mindset

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132022

>>15132024

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132003
I gotta say, out of all the things that manticore's got, her mane is probably the best. It's so thick and fluffy I want to shove my face into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131947
>tfw rs is the only guy who writes Manticores that isn't a faggot
>tfw six armed manticore isn't fair

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131970
This is THE Ultimate Doujin. It represents lust in pure unfiltered form. It truly is a work of art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131919
What I want to do with Manticore's tail:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCh2l0J1uJk

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132044
So long, gay Manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132044
No bullying the manticores. It's not good for your health.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132044
Manticores can fly anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132053

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132044
>You'll never be a stronk glapper wrestler
>You'll never wipe the floor with an Ogre ala Talos from Rising Thunder

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131919
>that blurred paw
lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131617
Amazingly fantastic taste anon, and I second the request.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132061
Please. She's not even in the top five girls of that series.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131617
Isn't there an anon here who's waifu is the black-haired tittymonster from Gargantia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131939
Almost a slut

Welcome and enjoy your stay, some say that people never leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132032
Just to point out a flaw in your language, aren't they still technically corpses then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132082
whose waifu*

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132071
Eh, she's almost there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132082
Best titty monster doesn't have black hair though. I would guess you mean Saya though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132083
>Almost a slut

Good enough, I suppose. Enough of one to be able to enjoy the fun, not enough to get addicted and be a rotten cheater.

[Anonymous No.]

What music would a classy femdomy lilim listen to I wonder?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132098
Night on Bald Mountain

[Anonymous No.]

>>15130311
>Only one has a gun
They aren't very smart are they.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132094
>I would guess you mean Saya though.
Yep, that one. She's also pretty stacked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132098
The sounds of me spanking her ass with my giant meaty hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132098
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTIvcecz2Aw

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132084
According to common sense, yes.
According to KC, no.

It’s kind of stupid and a lot of the MANONOMANA argument why they aren’t actually corpse.
It’s up to you I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132082
Someone called me?

>>15132094
Bellows is second best tied with Ridget

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132108
Which side would win in an all-out war, Gachimuchi or MGE?

[Anonymous No.]

Your new reverse kikimora has arrived!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132122
Anon. Both are set up to satisfy our fantasies. Our Deep. Dark. Fantasies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132135
I requested a reverse Kikimora?

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never break the heart of your human childhood friend by following your heart and chasing after your beloved MG, finally acknowledging your feelings

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132135
Honestly despite the blood this kik is quite the qt. Hopefully she just isn't in any pain

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132135
Is she going to mess up the house and eat all the food?

Kiki please, I already have to take care of Wocky-nee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132122
Fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132165
Fuck you Leather Man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132097
>spoiler

Cheating is kind of a gray area with monster girls
On one side you have the girls who actively encourage you to have multiple partners

On the other you have girls who are very possessive and want you all for themselves

If you cheated on a monster girl the reaction you'd get would depend on what kind of girl she was, let's take the extremes as exemples

A Bicorn would be happy about it, she'd even applaud you

A Shirohebi would be so mad that she'd curse you for life

I personally believe that cheating for a one-night stand or any short term is frowned upon, but "cheating" and then entering a polygamous relationship is completely accepted by everyone

[Anonymous No.]

Goddammit

How DO we evade the rape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132173

The only way is to live in a reality where monster girls aren't real

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132173
Just accept it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132177
Mission accomplished.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132173
Sit inside your home alone and wait for death to find you before rape does.

Maybe that'll work until your silverware and blankets start trying to get yo dick too

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132180
Over my dead body, Druella.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132147
I wouldn't be that cruel. She can watch us have loving bareback sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132173
Alp it's the only way

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see an Anubis 'Walk like an Egyptian'.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjI4p8_NZVc

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132122
coexistance happens
>not making alps watch gachimuchi

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132118
Are you a regular browser here, or do you just lurk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132188
I really just want to bend an Anubis or Hellound over, and drive my throbbing erection down into them with powerful thrusts, pounding their G-spot, and finally releasing copious amounts of semen into their womb, ensuring impregnation beyond a shadow of a doubt

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132118
>Saaya (141).jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132173
I see two options.

1. Accept it. You're gonna get raped sooner or later, you can try and avoid rape, but virgin boys and almost hunted down in MGC.

2. Become a faceless man. You will get ostracized and you will have a hard time finding someone, but you won’t get raped. But if you don’t actively avoid it, you will NTR someone sooner or later.

I don’t know witch one is worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132193
Regular.

>>15132197
Yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132173
Just bop them on the head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132196
You’ll take responsibility right? They’re gonna need cuddles after that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132172
Rape them first. It's like a preemptive strike.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132205
>faceless man
Again, let that shit out of here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132205
>Become a faceless man at the price of being alone
...So when does the faceless part come in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132173
You need to know your rapist to beat her.

Balls of yarn for cat girls, squeaky toys for dog girls, electric shavers for kejourou.

That sort of thing, you got to find their weakness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132183
Cut off your weiner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132209
duh, I want puppies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132173
simple
you get a waifu before rape is a problem

[Anonymous No.]

Nice, looks like Gazerfag got a neat picture. This is from the same guy who did that Jabberwock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132173
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJl3ZAg6mj0

[Anonymous No.]

I just want a Lilim to straddle me and take me in a reverse missionary position, then lock my legs around her when I climax. Then she can pat my head while I blush and moan.

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone recommend me some stories that are placed in the MGE world? I thought I saw something about a convict becoming a priest in the MGE world, but I can't place the name of that story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132230
>This is from the same guy who did that Jabberwock.
That's not very specific.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132147
Why, she's your childhood friend, turning on her like that is basically telling her that her friendship was fake all because she's human you jerk. I personally would not do that and instead reciprocate her feelings by kissing her and spending the rest of the day cuddling her into my chest, see her smile grow bigger as the day goes on, just because she's not a monster girl doesn't man she shouldn't deserve a chance at love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132230
>>15132241
I forgot the picture, woops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132147
Or just turn her into a monstergirl?

[Anonymous No.]

Chubby shortstack mom-dom Tanuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132246
Same artist as pic-related?

Damn, I like how that Gazer looks fiercer on top of having wide hips and oppai.

[Anonymous No.]

http://i.imgur.com/3dgVJwp.jpg

slightly different version of the Cheongsam Kejourou picture. The only difference is the eyelash

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132252
I'll take it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132246
Her power level is enormous!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132173

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132246
Yeah he started it a while ago and just got around to finishing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132244
Yes it does

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132268
If the human girl is 2D, treats you nicely and came before any monstergirl, she does deserve a chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132258
Why do I imagine the boy is pic related?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131769
You ever going to write more Kiki? or write more anything? It's been a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132274
But she's a human, which makes her worse then most monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132275
Because you're a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132284
Does that make her inherently bad? I mean, she's still a girl with feelings too, and besides, aren't humans "monsters" too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132287
Mam the LARP conference is over there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132289
rude desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132295
Yes. Why should I go for her when I can get a much better monstergirl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132284
Doesn't mean we should treat them badly and betray their trust, especially if they're your childhood friend. You love them just as much as any monster girl waifu and if she ever becomes a monster girl she'll be be happy to know that you still love her regardless of her new form.
>>15132295
Exactly, she's your childhood friend who loves you and having you show her you love her as well will make her the happiest girl in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132314
But what if it was all just part of the master plan of turning them into a loving/uber possessive yandere?

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna break into Gazer's home, interrupt her in the middle of her daily game session and tell her that DOOM is SAVED

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132327
I wanna call the cops and tell them that my neighbor is getting robbed

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132320
That's okay because she loves me for who I am with all her heart and I'm her childhood friend, the one who she could trust and feel loved around. if she wants to show me the fact she loves me for all my quirks and personality, along with making her feel happy when no one would else. So yeah I'd be ok with her doing that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131433
Yeah, that would feel bad. But it'd motivate me to try harder too, even if it's just so we can combine our spells to create something even greater.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131511
1. No thank you, I'm not a fan of sloppy seconds. Also, that seems quite unsanitary.

2. I don't even like Ogres in the first place, nor do I like large muscle-girls in general. So I call for help.

3. I decline. I'm not an exhibitionist, and I also do not have any wish to be with a sex-crazed bimbo that's even considered a nymphomaniac by even monstergirl standards.

4. Depending how badly she screwed me over I might just decline all her offers out of spite, assuming I don't I'll work for her while secretly planning some sort of vengeance as well.

5. I get upset that it wasn't a real home invasion, and angrily chase them out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132327
So what changed? I thought the multiplayer, lack of missing, and everything else was a deal breaker for most.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm still a little disappointed for how seemingly well liked they are Shoggoths and Awawawas get no love in writing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132314
I can't betray their trust if I never loved them in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132347
The multiplayer was being made by ex-Halo devs exclusively, id is working on the singleplayer campaign.

And they brought the fucking metal back.

https://vid.me/RTTy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131634
>Werewolf
Loving, wife-ing and breeding
>Kobold
Loving, protecting and pampering
>Hellhound
Loving, rough sex, and passion
>Anubis
Waifuing and all of the above
>Kiki
Ignoring
>Cu Sith (they are wolf family)
Undoing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132350
It's really hard to write eldritch abominations in a satisfying manner, even Lovecraft himself hated his own work

You can always just ignore their mysterious and horrifying nature, and write them as plain monster girls but what's the fun in that?

[Anonymous No.]

How hard, or easy, would it be to raise a schedulepup? On one hand, she's naturally a master of planning and organization. On the other, she keeps asking if she can build her own tree fort when you don't even have a tree in your yard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131617
>>15132061
Third for drawfags, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131511
1. tell her to take a shower before dessert

2. don't make a sound and pray she takes me home after this

3. if she's in control, how can I not accept?

4. marry the cousin, or if she's a bitch, I can be a cum pump

5. try and lure them outside with fresh lamb but if they try anything I wouldn't stop them and become the pack husband

But if I could have it my way, I would want my Onee-sans, hands down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132400
HOLY FUCK GIRL

PUT THAT PUFFY VULVA AWAY

I can't contain myself!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132385
I think they'd generally be one of the easier monstergirl children to raise overall. Give them plenty of attention, raise them with dedication, and keep them mentally stimulated for a happy childhood. If anything, you might have trouble keeping up with their endless drive for learning. I think acting out of order would be a very small issue though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131511
No
No
No, sex is a private thing get off my lawn
brush bushy tail
UNLEASH THE BROOMSTICK, GET OUT OF MY HOUSE I ALREADY DONT SLEEP ENOUGH

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132400
Dear, sweet god above, those wolfgirls are perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132419
I wonder who would be the hardest. Probably heckpups, since they naturally don't obey authority and just want to do their own thing. Unless mama is around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132426
>Himecut
>Tall ears

I think they're Jackals or Anubis girls. Wolfgirlos are usually more angled with their ears and scruffy with hair.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to make a proud Dragon ahegao just by using my tongue on her tail and horns!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132252
Looks like Kongou as Kejorou desu senpai

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132426
Indeed, personally I'd nothing more than to take those two wolf girls home with me and cuddle them as I scratch their ears, hearing their content sigh as we all experience the greatest comfort ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132434
>Not breaking her pride by making her cum from her ass the first time she has sex so she thinks she's a deviant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132431
They're very hectic from a general perspective but loyal and obedient.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132434
>using my tongue on her tail and horns!
And not her wings? Anon, you need to try harder.

[Anonymous No.]

Stop staring Onii-chan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132444
That's because wings are for nibbling

Step it up Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132453
Admit it, you like it when I look.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132426
>>15132432
They're supposed to be foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>The catgirl your sister is kinda sorta keeping as a pet will never burst into your room one night and shout "It's Tanpopo night!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132471
Tanpopo you are horrible at magic

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132453
Are you sure that's the right size for your Church school uniform, kid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132460
>nibbling
Accepteble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132453
Fat-bottomed lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132483
Perfection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132483
Fat-bottomed everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132436
I'd rather just fuck them both like we're a trio of dogs in heat until all our muscles are like jelly, and we're panting like crazy post-coitus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132453
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132490
>Spats
Penis, not right now
Penis
Penis, please
Please understand

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna be the widower of a hellhound who dies from wurm-fever, leaving me a single dad with a heckpup! Then I want to remarry to a kobold! Then I want a tearful famiy encounter where my hellhound daughter says she misses her mom and that my kobold wife will never take her place! Then I want us to gain catharsis and become a happy family! Then I want to tell my daughter that my kobold wife and I have 3 puppies on the way and that soon, she'll be a big sister!

That is my wish!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132498
>I want my wife to die so I can marry someone else
Hey buddy, fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132438
I'm going to make her cum just by kissing her while I caress her horns.

>>15132444
The wings I'm going to nibble after the ordeal like the other anon said, which is going to make her pent up again. But this time i'm going to massage her rough scales until she becomes a panting blog of lewdness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132498
>I want my waifu to die!
Wow, alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132493
That's good to, I just prefer to do cute romantic things with cute monster girls like cuddling or head pats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132497
Your penis seem to have excellent taste.

Spats are truly a god send

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132498
What if you die first and the contrary happens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132510
The hellhound marries a kodold?

>>>/lgbt/
>>>/out/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132510
Why would a Hellhound marry a Kobold silly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132497
No. Just imagine bending her over until her ass is wiggling in the air, grabbing her tail in one hand and hotdogging her. Rubbing your dick between those big, plump buttcheeks, and just over the bump of her vulva, getting them all slick with pre until you cum right into her tail, all over the small if her back. Staining those black spats white.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132510
But that's forbidden love!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132497
>tfw you have that same argument with your dick every ten hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132516
No, he said the contrary happens. That means the hellhound is gonna marry a catgirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132509
My fetish is when a girl wears a dress and I carefully watch her for any panty flash only to discover that she wears spats, nothing can compare to the mix of disappointment, surprise and delight that moment brings

I wonder what species is the most likely to wear spats underneath her dresses

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132526

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132526
Poor catgirl. Can't imagine that'd be an easy relationship by any stretch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132534
Sod off fagcat

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132520
Boy
Son
Please

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132534
Every day this faggot cat looks at me with the same face

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132534
I will tease the Cheshire.

And the smug squad! Surely they won't bully me if I tease them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132538
>>15132540
>>15132542

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132546
Every FUCKING day

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132548

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132533
That sounds amazing.

>I wonder what species is the most likely to wear spats underneath her dresses
Anubis is a obvious choice. But other then them, I would guess onis and kitsune. Perhaps lizardmen as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132550
That cat's been into the holst milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132550
I want to knead and grope those tits until actual milk comes out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132546
I want to be friends with a Chesire and genuinely laugh at her teasing and jokes, telling her I'm glad to have her around because she brings a smile to my face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132551
>Lizardman in a white sundress with black spats underneath
I need this in my life

Rich and powerful girls would do it too, Wights, Dragons, Vampires, etc...
I also need a Wight in spats

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132562
That sounds pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132539
Gripping her tail like a vice, hotdogging her so hard you can even feel the slight, tiny impression of her anus as the stretchy fabric pushes in just past the entrance. With every thrust, the very tip of your dick bumping and knocking against the nubbly base of her tail. Feeling her raw, animal heat even through the slippery shorts, building as your orgasm builds. And just wait until you feel even her rubbery spats saturated by a combination of her liquid arousal and yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132579
That reminds me of a doujin I read that involved spats and foxes and- NO PENIS. NOT NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132581
What doujin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132579
Anon, stop. I can only get so erect.

>>15132581
Well now you have to give me a link.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132588
>>15132589
Let me dig around a bit. It's been a while since I've read it
>I didn't save it
NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132600
Wait, I lied! In two ways!
I have it, but it's not spats
It's leggings

http://exhentai.org/g/835085/cad16ea67d/

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132574
I want to densely misunderstand her joke setups and meet her teasing with politeness, as she gets confused and flustered by my compliments before she gets the chance to explain the jokes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132600
>>15132607
You scared me for a while there.

>http://exhentai.org/g/835085/cad16ea67d/

I remember reading that one, think I have it in my favorites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132609
succ

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132609
There is only one way to wipe that stupid meme smile off her face.
And what’s underneath that mega meme shirt is a part of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132611
I scared myself for a while there. Almost tore my favourites list apart to try and find it
Though, not surprised that you've already read it. Not as old as I thought it was

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132607
>Somejima

Aw yiss

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132609
>puffy nipples
This is a nice image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131010
You know i just realized that if anyone here was actually sent to mge with all the knowledge they have of it they could use the fact that they live in a porn universe to do pretty well if they were genre savvy enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132609
Ugh.

[Anonymous No.]

Heckhounds are bullies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132609
CancerCat

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132607
>mommy fucking shit
Nope

I thought it was something good, why would you play with my feeling like that, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132607
Fuck yes, this one is amazing. The leglocking and stockings-condom is beyond top tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132638
That's the only time Loen has draw a Manticore isn't it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132643
Sorry if I disappointed then
Will one of these suffice? Again, I am sorry

http://exhentai.org/g/293506/4e287f4750/
http://exhentai.org/g/757657/b03e93c724/
http://exhentai.org/g/910105/2a68354fe3/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132658
I think so yes. Atleast I don't see any in my folders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132607
>>15132666
>>15132643

I thought you were going to post the *good* Fox-in-spats doujin

http://exhentai.org/g/866111/0a24f42245/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132680
>Good spats doujin
>Looses the spats on the fouth page
You just don't get it

[Anonymous No.]

"You're going to do it, right? You're going to save everyone?" "I'm not a hero. That's been made abundantly clear to me." "But you're going to at least try?" "Yes."

Chapter 15 of A Serpent in Zion: Phlegethon.

https://hellskitchensink.wordpress.com/a-serpent-in-zion/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132683
>Care about spats more than the girl.

You see this? Your fox waifu will never say this, not even sarcastically. Because you won't have a fox waifu. Because you're a shallow jerk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132696
>Not caring for both equally
You just
Don't
Get it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132704
>"Waifu, I love you as much as a piece of clothing."

Yeah, I'm sure that'll be so much better to hear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132705
You new-age fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132709
That's not a nice thing to tell your waifu either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132705
>Not understanding the basic fundimentals of spats
>Or lingerie
>Or tights
>Or a sundress with nothing else under it
You
Just
Don't
Get
It

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132672
Why is this kiki wearing her dress in the sandbox? She'll get it dirty!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132715
Or a sundress with those underneath. A long sundress with hidden stockings and garterbelts. A white sundress with black spats.

And let's not forget stirrup socks too. Long, smooth, thigh-high toeless socks are godlike.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132726
My man
See, this Anon gets it. He understands
He deserves this beer in which I am giving him right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132709
>>15132712
No one said they aren't good. But you're the one that literally said, "[I] care for both [the girl and the clothes] equally."

Don't blame me because you were dumb enough made a divorce-worthy statement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131010
I would become a wizard, and would use it to keep the world safe. Monster about to physically crush someone? Bubble shield followed by a stern talking to! Paladin about to smite an innocent lizardgirl for asking to spar? Disembodied sword to block the hammer! Then I'd use my knowledge of Earth's technology to start crafting or casting spells to imitate it, helping to create Magitek with Anubis engineers and Crow Tengus getting interested.

Then before anyone can rape me, I'll cast a spell of mass healing based on modern medical knowledge on the lands of the nearest Lich, suddenly leaving her with clean and healthy zombies and skeletons. Which won't do anything except get her attention, since she'll turn everyone undead again. Then she'll ask how I did it and I'll propose a partnership.

Intelligent, cute waifu equally at home working her way through a list of spells, the kama sutra, or the combined version she writes after reading both.

[Anonymous No.]

>/mgg/ stopped being about monstergirls long ago, anons just want to fuck whatever girl is wearing what they think is how

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132731
I am not autistic, so I do not treat a bunch of pixels on a screen like a real person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132734
Still better than the /a/ threads, at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132734
I'm forever reserved to my waifu tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132740
>Calling your waifu "a bunch of pixels on a screen"
Fucking
Wow

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132734
Oi, nothing wrong with discussing what clothes go great with a girl. This conversation is mostly revolving around a fox in spats anyway. And who said anything about "whatever girl"? Stop putting words in people's mouths for the sake of your own argument.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132751
Even if I did swallow your fucking waifu meme, we're talking about some randy slut on some forgettable doujin I'll beat one off to and then promptly forget about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132734
What's so out of the ordinary about a clothing on [X] girl discussion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132732
Now that's a well thought-out plan
I'm sure some Liches prefer to marry wizards while others want ignorant subjects

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132705
My waifu is an Ittan, I'm sure she'll like it

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, let's just discuss something else.

Like what fucking board/thread for monster girls came up with a MG version of the brain control, tongue-replacement parasite that attacks certain fish species?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132771
Fuck that noise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132771
Come on /d/, this is beneath even you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132771
I saw this on the /a/ thread yesterday.

This shit is fucking hideous, go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132771
How about 'fuck no, you fucking faggot?'

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132771
That's pretty far out. Pretty hot too, in its own way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15122061
I wonder, if she cums, does she cause Eruptions, Blizzards, and Thunderstorms all at the same time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132800
All that, and torrential floods too.

[Anonymous No.]

MEMORIES BROKEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132359
Eh, I can accept that. I mean, the eldritch girls from MGE are pretty mysterious-less when you figure out their schtick but since I prefer mine with a certain predatory apathy towards their quarry/lovers I can see why writing them that way would piss people off in here.

Especially if a Mindflayer even tells a guy he's just a convenient cock to fuck while she manipulates his memories with her tentacles

[Anonymous No.]

How much Genki is too much Genki?

Asking for a kobo- I mean friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132800
i don't know about that, but she's definitely weak against being pinned against walls. situational awareness when dealing with her is key, and don't be afraid to use yourself as bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132815
Well it depends
What's your kobo-friend, what's your friends genki level? Or what they think

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132820
Dangerously Genki

All four of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132815
Sugar rush genki is too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132822
Well then that should be fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132696
This. You should love them for who they are, especially when they are bare naked.
Clothing is but the cherry on top of the cake

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132696
Dude, fucking calm down. You took this a bit too seriously

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132815
genkubus is too genki

[Anonymous No.]

Soft paw pads!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132843
False

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132838
>He thinks someone would seriously use the word "jerk" as the most obscene word in an angry rant. On 4chan.

Quiet, you cottonheaded ninnymuggins! Your poopybrain is just no good at detecting tongue-in-cheek humour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132843
I prefer Kuucubus.

And Himecubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132853
This nerf herder just did not call me a cottonheaded ninnymuggins!
Listen here you tillywinker, you'd best take that back or so help me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132843
I'll never drink with Latenight's girls because I'm a lone wolf in an 8th dimensional corner space

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132850
Who cares about genki succubus? She has a man. We should all really be concerned with the poor girl next to her drowning her lonliness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132844
I'm going to embarrass an anubis beyond comprehension by kissing her pawpads and calling her "jellybeans" as an affectionate nickname.

No joke, every time I see that picture, I'm still kind of taken aback by how good it is. The way her hair comes down over her forehead makes it look so full and silky. The distinctive shapes of her ears is still insanely appealing, and I adore how far up her fur comes on her arms and legs. It's like she's wearing arm-length gloves and thigh-highs that bloom into soft fur at the tops. The plushness of that ass is always appealing, and I adore how defined her calves are even through the fur. It adds even more to the whole thigh-high idea. Fuck, it's the perfect picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132868
Agreed

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132868
Also I want to embarrass a Hellhound by calling her smokin' hot in front of her friends!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132876
>Not subwoofer
>Not hotdog

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132880
>You will never walk through the park with you Hellhound daughteru
>She will never see the stand and glare at you to not even say it
>You will never tell her you woun't call them hot dogs
>You will never tell the stand owner you want two dogs for you Hot Dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132880
That's what I call her when I wanna get dominated

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132876
>Not going up and asking if she still wanted to go to the patisserie and then bring our treats to the botanical gardens (during the grand orchid exposition) and have a picnic.

She never asked in the first-place, you're just dropping a hint about your date to come. She loves flowers and fancy pastries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132886
I need more dads embarrassing their daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132894
>Happy Hellhound in a field full of flowers that complement her colors

FUND IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132896

Does indirectly count? Pic related. >>15129579

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132901
No. I want dads directly humiliating their daughters. I won't rest until their cheeks flush scarlet with humiliation!
>Trying to help her cope with her monster parts
>Saying how cute she is when she's growing up
>Getting excited when she finally hits womanhood
>Explaining the monster equivalent of the birds and bees
>Including graphic accounts of how he met her mom
>Taking her shopping for her first bra
>walking in on her masturbating for the first time
>Taking her out for her first toy the next day
>Finding out there's a boy she likes
>Continuously trying to push her to 'rape' him
>Threatening the boyfriend when she finally brings him home
>Having a one-sided contest when they try to fool around
>Telling her how beautiful she looks in her wedding dress
>Giving her away on her big day
>Doting on your granddaughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132008
I'd argue it isn't really necrophilia. That fetish is all about power and fucking a corpse that won't reject you and has some aspect of purity in death. Undead aren't the same. Just pale grills with based body heat. They can still do all the tings a living girl could, so the whole necrophilia aspect really just flies over your head.

[Anonymous No.]

Did writefagging take a plunge lately? Been awfully quiet this month.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never drink grog with the old Ogre battle-axe
>You will never drink wine with and from an Apophis
>You will never have a Satyros offer whiskey shots out of her cleavage
>You will never cheer up a sad Lilim at the bar
>You will never have a genkibus give you half a wing burrito in a seat next to you
>You will never kiss the hand of a Tanuki after you slip her a wedding ring, embarrassing her in front of all the other patrons

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132943
http://i.imgur.com/gidjoAq.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132949
Good. I like having a functioning liver.

Frig'n bargoers

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132924
>Threatening the boyfriend when she finally brings him home


How could you threaten that poor boy. Just imagine this

>Your daughteru of a very strong monster girls species comes home from school
>"Momma, Poppa I got one I got one!"
>She has a boy from a neighboring school over her shoulder, he looks very confused and frightened
>She dumps him on the floor
>"What do you think? Is he good, can I keep him? Can i keep him please? You think he's good right Poppa? Right Momma?"
>The boy looks very scared

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132968
If he knows what's good for him, he'll say yes and won't fight back. It's always a matter of pride when a girl rapes her first man. Imagine how humiliated she'd be if the guy lays down and takes it because her dad is scarier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132968
Damn that's cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132988
It's always cute when your daughteru brings a boy home.

Especially if she's tsundere and says he's just here to help with her homework. Or if she's "evil" and says he's just a minion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132988
>Being treated like a captured pet is cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132968
>Poppa
Who the fuck refers to their father like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133008
Evidently, enough people that it's considered a widely known, though perhaps now not as widely used, way of referring to one's father.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132943
http://imgur.com/0aIrLL5
I'm still here but I doubt people would hardly care if I ever wrote again because of how much of a self-depricating incorrigible faggot I am

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133021
Well then, stop being that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133019
Pop is for grandfathers. Old shits who were in the war and still kick ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133029
Looks like it was widely used for referring to one's father in the late 1700s. Of course, language habits always leave their mark over time. That's all there is to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133002
First day here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133046
No, just sick of seeing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133048
Welcum to monstergirls, I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131010
[spoiler[ I would become a master of Hamon [/spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133052
I wanna leave already. Where's the exit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133055
There is none.
You're here forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133055
>Exit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133054
EMG-fags, everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133054
Ctrl+S
How do you people keep fucking this up so much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133055
The ride never ends.

You scared of being treated like a dog boy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133054
I would be a terrible ripple user. I'd just use it to give monstergirls I like the best orgasms they'd ever had. Maybe some body-controlling bondage, too.

>>15133063
You seem bitter. Trying to start a fight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133054
Holy shit you couldn't have fucked up harder. Hamon a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133063
Hey, don't bully the handicapped. It's not their fault they can't diferentiate dimensions in their medi

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133046
Not him, but similar mentality - yeah, there's a certain thrill to be had from being chased down by (in some cases literally) a sexual tyrannosaurus and taken by force, but in the end if that's all there is, it's not love but Stockholm Syndrome. It's why canon kooks like Druella how the fuck do I spell that who force the issue en masse are ostracized, and the Zipangu region is so enticing. I mean, which would you prefer? The immensely powerful monster that breaks you down all the time, or the immensely powerful monster that could do so, but only does when both of you can enjoy it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133055
I hope you find a good monstergirlfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133059
>>15133060
...I'm serious, where's the door?

>>15133068
Where is the DOOR

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132943
Wrote something like a week ago

Not much else apart from that though

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133059
Fuck you bird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133078
So are we.
THERE. IS. NO. DOOR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133068
>You scared of being treated like a dog boy?
Not him but yes. I don't want that at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133025
A man can't change his stars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133078
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐑

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133078
I'm sure this nice girl will show you the door.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133068
>You scared of being treated like a dog boy?
Will I get a nice collar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133095
Bummer, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133106
Only if you're a good boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133111
Only if I get called a cute good boy and headpats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133082
I would fuck that bird too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133097
>>15133090
Come on, don't make me make my own door.

>>15133098
Oh, good. I can't stand this place a

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no husbando

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133117
Many have tried, Anon, all have failed. You will be no different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133120
Are you surprised? You fags outnumber us humans 3 to 1 nowadays.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate everyone in this thread, especially me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133117
Haha I lied

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133131
Love yourself you fucking nigger, or I'm gonna fucking beat the hate out of your ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132734
I agree, sometimes the threads feel like they've turned into an eternal version of the average /a/ moeblob anime discussion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133144
I will give you a fucking blowjob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133144
Fuck you shitbird, you can't stop me from hating everything about my life.

[Anonymous No.]

Hobby-chan wants you to be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133152
Not that kind of love you goddamned faggot.

>>15133153
You better start loving your shitty life because I'm taking the job of hating it from this point on you shitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133163
what is this "happy" you speak of?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133120
Why can't she get a boyfriend, is it because she intimidates guys away or is it because she's shy/insecure to approach a gut in the first place. I'll go out on a date with, see if we get along well and have good romantic chemistry how does she feel about that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133163
Hobby can go far away because I don't want to be happy!

>>15133168
Fuck you shitcunt, I refuse to love my ugly and completely useless existence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133172
It's a sort of lightness, and a feeling that things will work out for the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133151
Symptom of being a general, unfortunately.
It'd be interesting to see if we could experiment and go back to the old days, when the threads weren't 24/7. Maybe once a week. On /a/, people disliked that idea because it was too easy for a thread to die without them participating in it. Work and school would keep one from it.
Now, we could easily go back to once a week, and everyone would still be able to post in here because of the board's pace.

Of course, I doubt you'd ever get it to happen. People would post threads constantly anyway, out of habit, defiance and spite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133168
Come on let's see that dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133108
>I posted it again

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133163
>happy
Is that a word? Can I hate it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133182
never felt it

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133190
>>15133163
>all of these lolis
But anon(s) what if you want an Onee-sama instead?

[Anonymous No.]

Hellhounds are love

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133190
What an unaerodynamic succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133192
She is your onee-sama

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133194
lies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133192
Big sisters a shit, having a mature little sister is much better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133163
Happiness is overrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133197
That's an imp, you mongrel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133179
Listen here, fuckstick. You're way outta fuckiong line, your rebellion is making me fucking livid. You better start curling those ugly-ass lips into a smile or I'm gonna remodel your face until you do.

>>15133184
Who let the fucking monstergirls in here AGAIN?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133194
FACT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133130
Sounds like your problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133203
Then she should learn to look more like an imp than a succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133204
Screw you anon, I hate smiling. I haven't smiled in years and nothing will make me smile again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133208
Sod off, purple snake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133194
Agreed

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133210
Don't make me break into your house and give you a fucking hug, you quadruple nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133216
Why are you giving another man a hug? You fucking fag. A bitch like you can't make anyone happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133120
Sorry, what was that?
I can't hear you over the sound of the Pharaoh Twins' tongues in my ears.
And the sound of their Mom's hips slapping against mine.
And that of their Grandma's increasingly heavy breathing while she licks, kisses and sucks at my neck,
And the long string of curses their Aunt lets out as she walks into the room and starts frantically tearing off her clothes because they couldn't fucking wait until she got home from work, apparently.

...Hey wait, how the fuck did I get talked into this, anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

Kejourou are love

[Anonymous No.]

Waiting for thread death is gonna be fun...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133210
Smiles are only for the cameras.
Seriously, though. I've gotten to the point where my smile looks weird to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133210
I dare you to try to listen to the Katamari Damacy theme without smiling: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ov6e0RskT9A

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133192
>you
Who? Me? But I don't want it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133222
And YOU're getting a dose of 12 gauge aspirin, you dicksniffler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133163
Oh Hobby-chan, will you help me steal the neighborhood Dragon's heart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133238
I'm the same guy you retarded fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133231
>SiIva

Nice try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15132638
>>15132672
Children monsters must be adorable but at the same time i dont have any sexual interest in them so hanging around them alot is dangerous

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133211
You should have gone with the breeding farms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133231
Just did, not even a twitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133227
I wish I could kill the Lebowski shitposters in order to bring about a peaceful death for the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133243
So you wanna be shot before or after the hug, doublefag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133163
Well if she's all about making me happy, letting me snuggle with her as she sit in my lap sounds like a good start to making me happier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133251
Neither you triplehomo. Hugs are for losers and women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133243
>>15133251
...This ends in sex, doesn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133256
alp on alp?
oh a new low for the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133254
Then I'm just shooting you, quadgaylord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133259
The only alp here is you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133261
A bitchboy like you wouldn't have the stones to kill a person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133247
See, this is why you have no husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133262
meh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133259
http://imgur.com/4h3mnrQ
I've fapped to worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133259
Oh no, I don't think it's full on Alp on Alp, so much as a game to see who Alps first.

And no matter who wins, someone's going home with a sore anus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133267
But everyone would have been happy that way. If only people didn't complain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133265
There's a first time for everything, faggotini. You better get ready for the storm, maggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133259
Alp on alp is how the universe ends. Please don't do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133279
Go suck an egg you loser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133259
I'd rather have yuri in these threads than alps. I'm being 100% serious.
What alps lead to is far, far worse, and why they're so accepted in these threads is baffling to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133272
>Succubus forcing you to impregnate your human childhood friend, against both your wishes.

Okay boner, that's enough of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133291
Go take a hike you sucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133294
Seconded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133294
Both are completely unacceptable. There's no choosing which is less bad, both are cancerous shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133294
I'd rather have neither.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133194
I want to smooch her soft, smooth obsidian skin, that's so hot it's like a skillet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133295
She's just sharing the love Anon. She may be a monster but she's not a... oh nevermind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133297
No, you.

[Anonymous No.]

you guys are silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133333
Nay, ye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133200
Little sisters are trash anon. Big, tall, busty, protective, older sisters are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133315
I want to lick her well toned stomach muscles!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133344
Factually wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

Somebody break this cage of monotony and boredom, and discuss something interesting please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133356
do you like cheese?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133356
STANDING

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133356
True, but first we should tell the RP retards and the sister fuckers to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133355
Anon can we at least just say that sisters in general are good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133356

Kejourou dullahans who throw their head at a potential husband to capture him with her hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133345
patrician taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133356
Traitors are the true good guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133356
WHAT A THRILL

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133361
There is literally nothing wrong with fucking your sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133366
>lying
>current year of the lord + 1
Begone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133356
Big, strong jinko ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133369
>sister
>not mother

And that's why you'll always be a pleb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133362
Fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133360
ON THE EDGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133370
But they really are. Its pretty logical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15131299
Sadism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133364
They sound really dangerous, in what ways could a man defend himself from this beast?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133378
They're not though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133376
OF
THE
CRATER

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133295
It's actually implied to be his sister

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133361
reeeeee no fun allowed reee

[Anonymous No.]

Actually, that could be something.

Here now, come up with a unique effect/effects for when a girl eats cheese made out of holst milk. And by unique, it can't just be the generic breast size increase and lactation. Something thematically appropriate would be nice, too, in regards to the physical changes taking place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133356
i've only been lurking these threads for a week and don't know very much about monmusu, but i enjoy reading these responses and prompts between seeing latenight draw or seeing his reposts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133381

Run away quickly?

Of course the head can move on its own and give chase

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133361
Something bit your ass this morning, Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133391
You wanna RP like a faggot? Go to the wiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133383
LIKE THE PROPHETS ONCE SAID

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133393
>>Here now, come up with a unique effect/effects for when a girl eats cheese made out of holst milk.
Blah blah blah her boobs grow, the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133394
Did you post anywhere else before here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133398
You're the one whining here senpai, get over it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133399
AND THE ASHES

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133356
>Discuss something interesting
Subjective as all unholy Hell but how would you react if Ushi-Onis made their way into a place like Yharnham?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133406
ARE ALL COLD NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133402
relating to monster girls, never. i don't even post in these threads, just lurking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133405
>Called out for RP shitposting
>"You're just whining"

Just stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133405
That sentence doesn't even make sense in this context. Why don't you try RPing as a smarter person for a change?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133412
NO MORE BULLETS

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133360
>>15133376
>>15133383
>>15133399
>>15133406
>>15133412
>>15133418

Wow, it's like I'm on the reddits!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133410
With the Whirligig Saw. I mean, good god, can you imagine an ushi in the setting and context of Bloodborne? An ushi who actually wouldn't look out of place as an enemy in the game?
Such a thing would be nightmarish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133422
>No fun allowed
It's all I'm hearing. Next you'll say we're RPing too.

Goddamn this place used to be more fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133425
Well that and we know the effects of Ushi-Oni blood on humans. The damned city would fall twice as fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133391
>>15133405
Really faggot, 4chan isn't the place for cancerous RPfaggotry. Now take a hike and run along to the wiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133431
>Off-topic posting
>No fun allowed

While you're at it, why not post some futa, or talk about the performance of the Steelers this game season?

[Anonymous No.]

People were 'RPing' just fine earlier today and nobody cared, it's just the end of thread shitfest as usual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133431
>it used to be so much more fun when we could shitpost
I bet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133418
>>15133412
>>15133406
>>15133399
>>15133383
>>15133376
>>15133360
Thanks for reminding me how disappointing MGSV was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133440
>Hark! 'tis I, the lord of the fence, here to defend shitposting

Unsuprising, and yet still annyoing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133440
>People were 'RPing' just fine earlier today and nobody cared
Doesn't mean it's fine. Just means people didn't call it out that one occasion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133439
>Off-topic posting
Yeah, that one thing that happens in every single fucking thread in this place.

>why not post some futa
>Talking about something that's not monstergirls for a fraction of a 2000+ post long thread is comparable to futa or other shitty fetishposting
You''re part of the tumor. No wonder this place is so fucking dead most of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133446
You needed to be reminded? Because I'm still fucking mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133440
People RP in here all the time, people just don't notice it until it's a post about something that doesn't have "Is she gonna rape me in X way?" in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133452
I was in the process of moving on, playing new games, replaying old ones. I was just so hype for MGSV for such a long time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133382
Ok. Listen up.

1. Most humans would be against monstergirls. Either they would be against them in general, or they would be monstergirls disliked by many (The undead, venom users, the like) there are even people within the monster girl community that would gladly turn on them.

2.If humans got their way, it would be the end of monstergirls. They would pretty much do everything in their power to destroy and control them. Pretty much every monstergirl would have their freedom greatly limited, if not killed. They'd also push them to act more 'human', in a bad way.

3. Humans have all the advantages. In an all-out war, humans would win easily. Unless traitors and monstergirls pulled some supervillain shit, at best they would win minor victories.

4. So the best solution is to side with the monstergirls and stop the humans from fucking with them. Everyone is happy that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133451
>Off-posting about topics I like is okay, anything else is shitposting.

Also, don't be such a self-centered child. A few posts is okay, but posting off-topic, ALL CAPS stuff at the maximum posting speed, for 8+ posts? Yeah, off-topic spamming couldn't possibly be annoying to others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133440
And this is why you should always tell RPfags, /u/shitters, normalfags and other faggots to get the fuck out without exceptions.

>But nobody got angry once so it's fine now

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133459
I wasn't hype but when you dangle Ocelot, Big Boss, and so much other fanservice in front of me you're damn right I'm gonna play it.

I hope Kojima's new company isn't shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133462
You put way more effort into that than I thought you would...

Still, agree to disagree I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

Have you guys ever wondered if your waifu would love you if she existed?
Sure, they are monster girls, but do you think you would met her standards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133468
I hope that Del Toro and Kojima get to do a project together

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133473
If KC does sayeth true,
your waifu will love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133473
Who cares about her standards? Either she likes it, or she can fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133473
A waifu's love is unconditional.

>>15133475
Damn right. I want a super pretty ZOE reboot

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133473
She has some pretty high standards. But I'd be willing to work towards them if I have to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133462
>Unless traitors and monstergirls pulled some supervillain shit, at best they would win minor victories.

>Implying I don't already have plans drawn up to cripple the loyalists on day one

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133464
>Off-posting about topics I like is okay, anything else is shitposting.
You just described yourself right now. You're being more of a self-centered child than me.

>posting off-topic, ALL CAPS stuff at the maximum posting speed, for 8+ posts?
What, MGS lyrics? The one thing this thread always did whenever we were about to fall of the board since the /a/ days after bump limit for fun that could be easily ignored?

Oh wow, it sure is destroying this place, it's totally not the kind of fuss you're building up about it right now.

>Yeah, off-topic spamming couldn't possibly be annoying to others.
If you get triggered by spoilered text, then you might want to visit someplace else, or get thicker skin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133462
I'm not sure the monsters are totally fucked. All they'd need is some coordinated Dark Matter/Lilim mana bombs and it's mass monsterization for Earth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133481
My nigga.
You should do it anyways, working out with my waifu in mind is one of the best motivations I have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133489
Unless the humans dogpiled on them quickly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133462
>4. So the best solution is to side with the monstergirls and stop the humans from fucking with them. Everyone is happy that way.
>either humans die out causing everyone to die out, or become a slave race of cum pumps

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133489
>monsters
>coordinated
Oh you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133506
I'm talking more about defensive traitoring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133506
>It's ok tho, I got my dick wet
Traitors really are the worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133523
Thread's gonna be shit til it dies anyways. Don't see you saying anything about the fact we can't post images because people can't fucking cool it for two seconds and talk about one thing for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133516
Defensive?

[Anonymous No.]

Start the new thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133516
>defensive traitoring
Oh yeah, you're basically a hero, who does what he does for the greater good.

Please, when can I give you your medal for betraying your people?

[Anonymous No.]

Well we're on the topic of stirring shit for stirring shits sake
>>15133462
KC has confirmed that monsters will win. Check the ask.fm stuff on the wiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133507
>He doesn't know about the monsters' maid ops division
>Velox et mundus

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133543
>implying maids have time for that bullshit when there's stuff to clean

[Anonymous No.]

Am i seeing things or did we go back a page? I could have sworn it said page ten but we're on page nine now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133549
Start the new thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133552
That's not how we do things here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133542
>KC has confirmed that monsters will win.
His setting is begging for war at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133536
>>15133552
Eat shit and kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15133556
>>15133554

Okay