/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

ITT /jp/ confessions

I can't afford figs so I play with my sister's barbie dolls and pretend they're Japanese ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

I can't afford figs, so I just let the urges slip away over time.

[Anonymous No.]

I can afford figs, but I know they're an unwise purchase so every time I see a nice fig I know I could buy it but I know I shouldn't, so I never do.

[Anonymous No.]

I've never bought any figs... and probably never will.

[シエル ヅド No.]

I can afford figs but I don't need them.

[Anonymous No.]

I have my mom buy me anime figs.

[Anonymous No.]

I have over 100 figs, so I need more

[Anonymous No.]

I've been to two comiket
I saw ZUN
I've been offered a job in Japan
I'm a lolicon
I enjoy my life

[Anonymous No.]

>>1511189
I thought ZUN was a Touhou?

[Anonymous No.]

The only Touhou game I've beaten is Imperishable Night... on easy mode...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1511189
How can I be more like you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1511189
>I enjoy my life

GET OUT

[Anonymous No.]

I can't afford figs because I spent all my money on this.

I am not ashamed.

[Anonymous No.]

Miku undergoes overnight torture after I greedily fap and lick her delicious PVC all over.


Then I realize PVC is actually quite toxic to man sperm.

[Anonymous No.]

None of my friends know my hobbies.
Yes, I have normalfag friends.
I have had normalfag girlfriends.
I am not a virgin.
I have about 15 figs.
I haven't been able to beat PCB without using a continue on normal.
I am doing well in University, I do 3 languages, none of which are Asian in anyway.

I wish to have real 2D waifus, normalfag girls wear me thin.

[Anonymous No.]

I recently realized I was repressing my bisexuality and that is why I was very socially awkward and consequently sexually frustrated. I have a real social life now and am involved in local arts, activism, and music scenes. I'm positive I'll have lost my virginity before my next birthday. After all, I've made out with both men and women now... I just haven't quite found the right person that I trust with my virginity.

I drink heavily, smoke a lot of pot, and use hallucinogens (primarily just LSD and mushrooms).

I don't own *ANY* figs, although I can understand their appeal. I once saw a Kimura (Azumanga Daioh) figurine, and all that went through my head was just "WANT."

Basically, although I'm a bit of a freak (and indeed, I'm considered the "wild one" in my group of friends), by /jp/'s terms I've absolutely become a normalfag.

No-one else knows about my visual novels.

[Anonymous No.]

I like to jerk off to Japanese porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1511170
I can afford figs but I've bought Barbie dolls on 2 occasions.
I'd say I'm worse depending how you look at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1511415
>normalfag
More like a 420chanfag.

[Anonymous No.]

i fap to porn sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

I talk about how we have to kick the normalfags out of /jp/, but I'm pretty much a normalfag myself. I even play in a band!

[Anonymous No.]

After I watched Clannad, I felt like a complete piece of shit...

[Anonymous No.]

No figs here but I do own a Dollfie MDD. I named her Adelaide

[Anonymous No.]

>>1511441
OUT

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not a lolicon, despite my fondness for moe.

[Anonymous No.]

I have never played a VN, and am too lazy to start playing one.
I have never gotten a figurine because I lack money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1511441
You better mean a fake band like a Rock Band band.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm disgusted by loli porn and by lolicons.

[Anonymous of Finlandia No.]

I can afford the figs, but I prefer to drink the money.

Thats truth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1511436
Sup', Betty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1511453
Nope. A real band. And although we haven't exactly hit the bigtime, it's not just a garage band either - we regularly perform in local bars and cafes.

[Anonymous Jones ‮[8-FTU] ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !TapsqdZp4A No.]

I've had sex within the last month

[Anonymous No.]

I can top the band guy - I sit first chair, first violin in an orchestra!

[Anonymous No.]

sure is socialfag around here

[Anonymous No.]

>>1511463
Is that your job, is it a school orchestra, or is it a community orchestra?

The first is kind of acceptable since you might be buying things like figs with the money; the second is unacceptable, the last is VERY unacceptable.

[Anonymous No.]

COOL STORIES

[Chardo No.]

I dont own anything japanese at ALL, I just have shitloads of gigs of anime, VNs, H-doujins and doujin games on my hard drive, in b4 stormshit.

[Anonymous No.]

too many normalfags, abandon thread!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1511498
/a/ is for download fags, /jp/ are buyfags

[Anonymous No.]

People who collect figurines disgust me

[Anonymous Jones ‮[8-FTU] ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !TapsqdZp4A No.]

>>1511504
4chan is for fags

[Anonymous No.]

I'm hardcore weeaboo - not in the narutard sense, but rather in the "studying japanese so he can read japanese literature in the original language, has heart set on learning to play satsuma biwa and wants to go to japan so he can study it for six or seven years there" sense. I make no attempt at all to hide this from anyone.

Surprisingly, this comes off as cool or interesting in the eyes of most people I talk to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1511523
That's because you only talk to other lame weeaboos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1511540
My point is that I don't. Actually, most of them have never met a weeaboo before, so that's probably why they're not turned off by it.

[Anonymous No.]

Chiming in with the chorus of secret pseudo-normalfags here.

I live in a commune. All of us at the commune are ravers and as for myself I DJ as a hobby.

I'm not sure if that qualifies me as a normalfag but it's certainly different from the typical /jp/ NEET.

[Anonymous No.]

goddam this thread is filled with socialfags

This is why we should have taken action, now we are being overrun

[Anonymous No.]

woops forgot my sage

[Anonymous No.]

I've never beaten a touhou game. I pretty much just suck at them.

I go to cons, I've been to Sakuracon three times, and once to Anime Vegas. Honestly, they're not as bad as they're made out to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1511460

wat is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1511609
This.

For some reason people think you have to cosplay or something if you go to one. That is Bullshit about 1/3 of the people there aren't cosplaying at all. I go to cons to buy doujinshi and occasionally figs when they are cheaper than E-bay.

[Anonymous No.]

I go to church with my mom.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't have any figs but I've got a cool hat and my homies agree I really look good in black

[Anonymous No.]

>>1511170
I use/support lolifox in public in an attempt to lure /jp/ members.

Remember when you were raging in the back of the room? I noticed.

[Anonymous No.]

I kinda want to suck moots cock ;_;.

[Anonymous No.]

In August 1970
a child was born to me
No one gave us permission...

In August 1970
I named her Jenla
No one gave us permission...

In August 1970,
another woman fell pregnant.
No one gave us permission...

In August 1970,
I thought of the name for this child.
No one gave us permission!

[Anonymous No.]

I don't care much for Touhou games (danmaku shooting games aren't my thing). I don't mind the fanart, but don't like the yukkuri stuff.

I still haven't gotten around to acquiring Ever17 and reading it, as much as I want to. I also read F/SN (Fate/UBW) before Turkeyhandle, and have no real desire to read Turkeyhandle.

Also, for me, Healthy>>>>DFC/Loli.

However! I collect figures and hate my life, so I'm not a complete normalfag.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm smoking a joint RIGHT NOW.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't care much for Touhou games (danmaku shooting games aren't my thing). I don't mind the fanart, but don't like the yukkuri stuff.

I still haven't gotten around to acquiring Ever17 and reading it, as much as I want to. I also read F/SN (Fate/UBW) without having read Turkeyhandle, and have no real desire to read the latter..

Also, for me, Healthy>>>>DFC/Loli.

However! I collect figures and hate my life, so I'm not a complete normalfag.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm underaged b& and use my mom's money to buy figs. I love being dependent without any social ramifications.

[Anonymous No.]

I fucking love Strike Witches. I haven't enjoyed an anime as much as I did in a long time.

[Anonymous No.]

My favorite anime is absolutely, unquestionably Gundam Wing.

(but 08th MS Team comes close).

I think the whole NEET vs Normalfag argument is stupid and that we are capable of coexisting on one board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1511242
same ;_;
although if recent events are any evidence, practicing PCB on hard mode has made normal mode seem like a breeze half the time and I almost 1cc'ed but died during Yuyuko's death spurt

[Anonymous No.]

HELL YEAH BROSEPH JUST GONNA TOSS A COUPLE O BREWSKIS SMOKE A HUGE FUCKIN BLUNT AND SURF /JP/

[Anonymous No.]

Reported.

[Anonymous No.]

I like Maximum the Hormone, even though I know they're a terrible band.

The only loli I like is Ilyasviel.

I have a girlfriend.

The only H-game I've ever played is XChange 3

[Anonymous No.]

My first hardcore fapping begun with vivian hsu - and I fapped to pictures of her at my young.. Years later, I fap to the same pictures

Then I fapped to Ryoko from Tenchi Muyo
Now I fap to loli

[Anonymous No.]

I don't watch anime. I learn everything about x anime by reading /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

i hate visual novels because i hate playing through the same shit over and over to get to the ending. even with fast forward, it gets kinda tedious

i like naruto, dragon ball, one piece, reborn, pokemon, etc. if it's for 8 year old japanese boys, i love it. even shit like beyblade and bakugan

[Anonymous No.]

I barely like any anime.

If I find any frequent /jp/er outside of /jp/, I go out of my way to stalk them.
I don't plan on doing anything to them though...I think.

[Anonymous No.]

I highly dislike promotions of characters I like. I get excruciatingly frustrated when people post Touhou promotions. Hell, I don't even like Touhou pairings, not even Reimu x Marisa.

I don't make topics about the majority of Touhou characters because I'm afraid you guys will attach some stupid joke to them.

I keep a Word document of all my ideas about the Touhou universe, in case the day comes when I'm suddenly bestowed with writing and drawing abilities.

[Anonymous No.]

>i have no interest in touhou.
>i dislike most anime/vn girls and find moe annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512107
Care to educate me then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512116

The hideous part or the lack of self-esteem?

Also, I hate you for putting down moe/touhou/VNs. If it's self-esteem you lack, I hope this is an even harsher blow to it, you stupid fujoshi-yearning cunt. You don't deserve such a nice title.

[ZUN !3GqYIJ3Obs No.]

>>1512194

[Anonymous No.]

i think i've fallen in love with fuji-nee

[Anonymous No.]

I hate sex scenes in VNs, but I still play through them just on the painfully uncommon chance that there's some story in the scene. And there are sex scenes that have story or character development in them so I play through each one for this rare occurrence. Ruitomo had pretty amusing sex scenes (and scenes surrounding the sex scenes) for some of the routes. Rui/Tomo was especially great.

[Anonymous No.]

im considering getting a tripcode because i want /jp/s attention.

also i am a fujoshi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1511997
i want you to die

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

There's nothing new for me to confess. You guys already know everything.

>>1511585
It's newfriend weekend. They gotta go back to work and school on monday, so they won't be around for long!


>>1511997
Go for it. You have my blessing. Extra points if you become a triptouhou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1511997
>>1512036

I want both of you to die. And athens, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1511997
>also i am a fujoshi.

I conclude:

a) You're a lying faggot
b) You're a hideous creature, lack any sort of self-esteem AND/OR (OR is possible) lack the spine to leave your room, let alone your home
c) You ARE a decent-looking fujoshi, and thus date those emo faggots with blonde hair with black tips and lots of (WOMEN'S) makeup, or those goth fags covered in chains, or some similar type.

Pick one. At least one of them is true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512036
but i have no interest in touhou.

in fact i dislike most anime/vn girls and find moe annoying.

also my honest posts seem to be more troll-like than when im actually trying to troll haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512079

>>i have no interest in touhou.
>>i dislike most anime/vn girls and find moe annoying.

GET OUT.

GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512079

So why can't women use the shift key?

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>1512079

I don't think you understand what moe means.

Which is okay I guess; a lot of anons here don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512092
English is not my native tongue so using caps is pointless effort as far as I'm concerned. I'lll try harder for you anon!

>>1512074
b) is pretty accurate :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512079
Then tell me what exactly are you doing here? Honest question I don't see what you would come to /jp/ for.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't like the whole Tohoufaggotry very much, there are only few aspects I like: IOSYS, Silver Forest and some other groups.

I consider yukkuri to be the stupidest meme ever.

I only like VNs, LNs and figures.

I would and will never "hot glue" any figure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512147

Don't like Touhou? Lie and say you love it, else we'll shit all over you.

Yukkuri? Commenting on it at all makes you look stupid.

[ZUN !3GqYIJ3Obs No.]

I tell my little sister that i will put something nasty in her peehole whenever she pisses me off.

in b4 pics of my 妹ちゃん

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512173
INCLUDING YOU

Your plan has backfired!

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone in this thread should be banned.

[Anonymous No.]

>The self-proclaimed "Fujoshi" in this thread should all be banned.

Fix'd that for you.

[Anonymous No.]

I fucking hate Touhou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512140
I'm not putting anything down. I just don't find it interesting, personally.

>>1512141
I came here about a week ago to ask about BL games because I was very frustrated with /y/ and their stupidity and had a very nice thread about it (probably because I didn't mention my gender). I found myself clicking the /jp/ link and lurking here ever since.
I also started playing chaos;Head. Taku makes the best sounds...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512184
No, everyone. Especially you.

[Anonymous Jones ‮[8-FTU] ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !TapsqdZp4A No.]

>>1512161
I wonder if I still have that picture in my cache
but I'm not really curious enough to go check

lol at your tiny penis

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512180
>Everyone
No shit. Thanks, detective.

[Anonymous No.]

i really like lolis and moe things. not porn, but i find the skimpier the little loli clothing, the cuter. i play dating sims/VNs and skip the H scenes. Learning japanese to get better at such things. NEET, etc.
confession: female.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512161
Go back to Bored Rice or something faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1511347
Enjoy your lead poisoning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512198

You blew it at NEET.

Also, you SKIP H scenes? Fuck you. I skim them. Granted, because they're usually all the same text.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512184
Over the years, I have found my own definition of "fujoshi".
It's "Actually pretty good looking woman that has lost all interest in the (opposite) sex, is still a virgin although she is cruising towards the mid 20s, has never had a boyfriend and suffices what her body needs (proper dicking) with Yaoi shit she buys, writes and draws" because all Fujoshi I have met are exactly that way.

Which is frightening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512180

Not at all. I would happily get banned, as long as I can take away all the normalfags ITT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512217

Doesn't seem too bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512217
That's pretty much the same for us.

[Anonymous Jones ‮[8-FTU] ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !TapsqdZp4A No.]

>>1512217
You forgot "Fucking whale".

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512220
I say I skip H scenes but that's pretty much what I do too. With sound muted, why does voice quality go down so badly in H scenes? Squealing like a stuck pig is not hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512220
blew it? well technically I'm in school, but on a lengthy break.

...i'm a tiny bit squeemish and don't like that stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512231
The ones I've met weren't whales and still aren't whales.

Must be because I'm living in Europe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512217
>that has lost all interest in the (opposite) sex

No anon, it is the opposite sex that has lost all interest in you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512217
It's like I've been genderswapped....

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512240
>Must be because I'm living in Europe.

It's pitiful that I can say "Yeah, that's probably it."

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512238
>...i'm a tiny bit squeemish and don't like that stuff?

You lack the guts to survive here.

Leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512255
sorry i just dont like guro that much

[Anonymous No.]

>>1511734
leave

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

My favourite threads on any board are off topic ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512255
really I've been desensitized to just about anything usually posted. I used to send more time on /v/.

I just can't bring myself to actually PLAY through one, I guess. It'd be a waste of time anyway since I don't get anything out of it.
But then again this is a confession thread! so yeah, I think penises are ugly and sex scenes are unappealing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512270
>penises are ugly

Forgot your trip, Remilia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512268
We already knew that. I don't think I've ever seen you make an on topic post in /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512277
don't tell me you think they're at all pretty though. i mean really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512270
>>I just can't bring myself to actually PLAY through one, I guess. It'd be a waste of time anyway since I don't get anything out of it.

So you don't watch television or read books either, right? I mean, they're a waste of time and don't really give you anything, too.

I know you do at least one of those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512268
>I'm actually an older woman in my late 30s who enjoys painting landscapes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512288

My penis is a beautiful extension of my masculinity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512505

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512290
Play through the sex scenes. Reading comprehension.

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>1512294
You are right on one of those 3 counts, well partially right.

Not landscapes, just drawing old buildings

>>1512280
Well sometimes I post anonymously on VN topics, very occasionally on Touhou topics.

I also pretend to be a girl sometimes anonymously. Not so much on /jp/, but on /a/ a lot, I'll pretend to be really promiscuous and stuff to rile people up and then I'll lol but inadvertantly rile myself up in the process because I know that no matter how ridiculous what I posted was there is probably someone out there, maybe a camwhore on /b/ or something, who actually thinks like that.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish to be the anime girl. I thought it was attraction until about a year ago when I realized it was intense jealousy. Now I've come to realize that virtually everything I've ever enjoyed sexually on some level stemmed from jealousy for the participants (usually the feminine one).

It's a bit depressing but it's damn good to finally understand myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512290
but i ENJOY tv and books (though actually i hardly do either anymore, if at all)
H scenes offer no pleasure.

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>1512318
-_-

[Anonymous No.]

>>1511658
Such an awesome movie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512322
This image looks so dirty as a thumbnail.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't play VNs that have no voice acting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512341
Does that mean you don't read any of the narration of protagonist's lines?

[ZUN !3GqYIJ3Obs No.]

>>1512318

you sound like weeaboo moot.

moot wants to be a little girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512323
>-_-

Please, for the love of Christ, think of a retort more clever than a fucking emoticon.

[Anonymous No.]

I know I tease people too often, but I feel that if I think of something clever and don't say it then I'm not being true to myself. My wife and my friend thought I was abused as a child because I always cower when they go to hit me, but it's really their fault because they're constantly hitting me. I don't get why everyone I know hits me, I'm small and weak and my own mother is physically stronger than I am so hitting me is like hitting a loli and who would do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512350
I read it all, I just can't stay interested if there's no one moaning in my ear.

[Anonymous No.]

I really fucking hate being spoiled on things, yet I still spoil things for others. I am an asshole, that's not much of a confession though.

[mormon guy !nAP.g00d1k No.]

I owe over $5,000 in back rent but live with the son of the building owner so the management can't kick me out. Haven't worked or been to school in years, spend all my time on /jp/, playing galge, or this last week playing iROs new free server.

I think I'll be going back to school in winter though, dunno yet. Maybe get work, dunno yet.

I own figs and still find ways of buying new anime and games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512358
Yes, that was where I got the opening line of my post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512389
I remember you. I thought they were planning on kicking you out? Whatever happened to that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512364
I want to hit you now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512364
You sound cute in a strange way. Cute things inspire one to want to hurt them. It's just natural.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512562
"Confessions" implies that you're doing something abnormal.

This is 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate Touhou and everything related to it.

I hate image dumps.

I hate 98% of the crap posted on here.

I only come to /jp/ for the semi-off-topic threads and occasionally skim other threads since /jp/ has the only sense of humor that's relatively uncorrupted by /b/. Ideally, I would stick to /a/, but I can't take that newfaggotry over there anymore. Every thread makes me sigh or pops a vein in my neck these days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512397
The son complained to his dad "I don't want another roommate!" So they actually moved one of the other guy's contracts to another apartment to let me stay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512428
You really should start trying to contribute something. I mean, I'm a leeching jerk too but they're really being lenient and you should try to start giving back.

[Anonymous No.]

In before they kick you out because the son no longer likes you when you don't spend all your time inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512598

[athens, Princeps of /a/, Consul 5 Times !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>1512423
There's something about off topic here isn't there? I rarely venture outside of the weeaboo boards these days, if I do I usually see the word 'girlfriend' and stuff alluding to the act of having a girlfriend, get depressed and close the tab and go back to /a/.

I'm kind of glad that talk isn't tolerated in /a/.

[Remilia Scarlet !!0l42/w//XuF No.]

>>1512610
Best tripfriend ♥♥

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512482
Reported.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512413

Yeah, well I wish my cuteness wouldn't result in me being knocked unconscious at times.

[mormon guy !nAP.g00d1k No.]

>>1512451
Yeah I know, I feel kinda bad which is why I'm looking into school and maybe work for winter.

Did anyone ask for sauce on OP? I only browsed through the thread to see if anyone had. I seem to remember it but can't place it. Saint October maybe?

I know I should know it and feel like a dumbass but for the life of me, I can't remember.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512624
>female poster

Third time you've mistaken me for one, I'm touched.

[athens, Princeps of /a/, Consul 5 Times !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>1512485
I've noticed you have kind of given up in reporting me recently haven't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512493
Your wife is cheating on you.

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes I'll let slip the fact that I'm female just in order to incite anger and vitriolic comments. This type of response satisfies me, as I feel it balances the fact that irl males with the same hobbies as me are kinder to me than they would be to a fellow male.

[athens, Princeps of /a/, Consul 5 Times !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>1512513
>This type of response satisfies me, as I feel it balances the fact that irl males with the same hobbies as me are kinder to me than they would be to a fellow male.

2 men?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512522
No athens, I've never had a significant other of any kind.

I do not wish to converse any further with you as I personally do not find the way you communicate to be very conducive for discussion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512518
That bitch should not have attended that meeting

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512695
*squeeze*

[Remilia Scarlet !!0l42/w//XuF No.]

>>1512277
That wasn't me.

Also, penises are ugly things. They just stick out like worms waiting to consume anything in their reach.

[Remilia Scarlet !!0l42/w//XuF No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I'm close to crack the theory of /jp/ with this thread but i need more material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512542
lovely analogy.
I don't mind drawn penises, but have a strong aversion to real ones.

[Anonymous No.]

I troll games I don't like.

[athens, Princeps of /a/, Consul 5 Times !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>1512535
>I do not wish to converse any further with you as I personally do not find the way you communicate to be very conducive for discussion.

I was joking... Don't get your panties in a twizz.

[Remilia Scarlet !!0l42/w//XuF No.]

>>1512708

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512549

Well that's par for the course on 4chan, nothing to be ashamed of really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512718
>>1512722
*is soft*
*smells nice*

[Remilia Scarlet !!0l42/w//XuF No.]

athens <3 ♥

[Anonymous No.]

I am "meh" about most Lolis and I prefer 3D girls in real life.

I also actually enjoy things and generally have a positive opinion on most things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512549
I troll games I've never played and don't really care about.

[Anonymous No.]

When I was a young boy, my father took me into the city to see a marching band.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a hard conservative heterosexual.
I look with disgust on people with other sexuality.
I like touhou for being comedy/serious - story.
The thing I hate most are writers that sacrifice plot for fanservice.
The only flaw i see in touhou is that population of main characters is not male-female in 1:1 proportion.

[Dust of Osiris !U4ZKgLjqPw No.]

worst thread

[athens, Princeps of /a/, Consul 5 Times !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>1512602
Best thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512602
Worst poster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512610

Nevermind, this is the worst poster.

[athens, Princeps of /a/, Consul 5 Times !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>1512617
Worst female poster.

>>1512616
Best female poster.

[Anonymous No.]

Every single day on /a/ and /jp/ there are these tripfag circle jerk threads. What do you guys gain from it? Couldn't you just take your drama to livejournal or something?

[athens is mai husbandu !ViRgINBj6. No.]

>>1512624
(´･ω･`)

[Tripfag !4ZK6frHKUA No.]

>>1512634
...Except then I couldn't show everyone on 4chan!

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>1512638
Well hello there. How has your night been so far?

[athens is mai husbandu !ViRgINBj6. No.]

>>1512647
It has been fine, how is yours?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512647
>>1512649

samebro

[Gurlugon !5S99KgXZNo No.]

I would expect this from /v/, not /jp/

Sageru

[Remilia Scarlet !!0l42/w//XuF No.]

>>1512649
>>athens is mai husbandu !ViRgINBj6
ಥ_ಥ

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512654

YOU HAVE BEEN SCORNED, WHORE

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>1512649
Not too bad. I've been playing some Fable 2, which was quite enjoyable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1511685 here
I thought I should write out a few more confessions:
--I made up the confession from the anon with political aspirations that had the weeaboo closet with Comic Lo. No /jp/sie could ever be that virtuous. I think I made up the story so that I'd focus on my studies and not waste my time here. Though it is true that LoGH is probably my main inspiration for studies.
--I'm also the guy who wrote about haggling for figs at conventions. Considering that I'm using my mother's money, I have limited amounts and must be thrifty.
--Sometimes I act like a normalfag and give fake Machiavellian advice for picking up women. I could lie and say I was trolling, but I actually kind of wish I was that way.
--I've only beaten PCB once on hard after using all 5 continues on stage 6.

[athens is mai husbandu !ViRgINBj6. No.]

>>1512654
┐( ´･ω･`)┌

[Remilia Scarlet !!0l42/w//XuF No.]

>>1512664
Don't '┐( ´･ω･`)┌' me ಥ_ಥ.

[athens is mai husbandu !ViRgINBj6. No.]

>>1512662
I have heard good things about it!

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>1512671
Eh it's ok, it's not a revelation or anything, but a very enjoyable action adventure game.

[DERP !UI52s.DIi6 No.]

>>1512663
Don't make actual confessions. This is a tripfag circlejerk thread, don't you know?

[Anonymous No.]

Guy with the sagebomb script, if you're still around feel free to let loose on what's left of this thread.

[Alice Margatroid !DOlly2JvmY No.]

Oh dear, am I late to the party?

[athens is mai husbandu !ViRgINBj6. No.]

>>1512670
orz
I do not know why you dislike me so!

>>1512673
That seems to be the general consensus.
Sadly I do not have an Xbox 360, or the money to buy games for that matter.

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

Why does anonymous get so angry whenever a few people want a discussion? I get the feeling /jp/ actively don't want women on this board.

Women should be encouraged to reveal their gender on /jp/, they are so adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512689

I don't want retards on this board. Most women are retards, and so are you.

[Tripfag !4ZK6frHKUA No.]

>>1512689
In fact, I feel like squeezing a women right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512692
Agreed.
At least those women who 'reveal' their gender on /jp/ are retards.
Can't speak for others 'cause I can't know.

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>1512688
Oh, I don't think I should have got any new games this month to be honest with you, I don't really have the money either, but I couldn't help it! Once I walk into a shopping center I have to buy something or I feel empty and woeful when I leave.

>>1512692
Say what you will, I love women's innate character traits, mannerisms and so on. I like the dichotomy between men and women in a good traditional sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512708
Oh, no, you didn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512322
you cut out the best part...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512718
My confession for this thread is I enjoy the Alice RP'er.

[Anonymous No.]

This was a horrible thread and you all should feel bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512723

I rp'd as Alice once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512723
me too...I really loved the Alice threads ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512729
She still posts on /b/.

[Remilia Scarlet !!0l42/w//XuF No.]

>>1512728
>>*is soft*
*smells nice*

Are you talking about Alice's shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512663
>I made up the confession from the anon with political aspirations that had the weeaboo closet with Comic Lo. No /jp/sie could ever be that virtuous.
Why did you post this? Do you have any idea how inspirational that story was to the basement-dwelling NEETs who regularly post on /jp/? Now the illusion that they can actually make something out of their lives is completely crushed.

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>1512751
that picture is rather sweet <3

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512751
Why do you have a different tripcode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1512771
Because #junk isn't a very secure one

[Remilia Scarlet !!0l42/w//XuF No.]

>>1512771
Because non-secure trips can be cracked just like my old one ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

I go to church for only 1 reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>vlcsnap
>>vlc
sage

[Anonymous No.]

>>1514110
Yeah, no.

[Anonymous No.]

Bump so I have time to read this shit