Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Mon Apr 18 11:03:55 2016 No.15093619 [Reply] [Original]

The smart, funny, cute, and single Charon finally has thread! Everyone be nice to her.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 11:05:27 2016 No.15093626 maids are olev

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 11:06:48 2016 No.15093630 File: 122 KB, 399x467, GloriousLeader.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] First for our Lord and Saviour, the Golden Ryu!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 11:07:08 2016 No.15093634 Kikis are shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 11:07:14 2016 No.15093635 >>15093619 Charon get back to work and stop making threads.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 11:07:15 2016 No.15093636 maids are shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 11:07:45 2016 No.15093637 >>15093630 What happen in that game anyway? Any highlights?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 11:08:01 2016 No.15093639 >>15093619 I love Charon and her puns. I want to marry her!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 11:09:03 2016 No.15093646 >>15093634 >>15093636 Grumpy anons are shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 11:09:06 2016 No.15093647 File: 415 KB, 666x1000, cat maid.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15093636 you obviously dont have the right maids

Anonymous Mon Apr 18 11:12:31 2016 No.15093653
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I want to relax on a beach with a sea bishop
I want to swim with a sea bishop
I want to go fishing with a sea bishop or for a sea bishop

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 11:13:51 2016 No.15093662 >>15093630 Delete your pics nigger

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 11:15:19 2016 No.15093664 >>15093630 Don't spam the thread with those like you did in the previous thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 11:16:22 2016 No.15093669 >>15093646 Kikis are shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 11:16:26 2016 No.15093670 >>15093662 >Posting sfw MG picture in an MG thread. >delete it nigger Not him, but what's wrong? It's SFW, and MG-related. Not every picture needs to be fapmaterial anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 11:16:29 2016 No.15093671 >>15093653 I want to receive paizuri on the rocks while the sea bishop is still partly submerged. Getting off like that with nothing but ocean as far as the eye can see would sure be something.

Anonymous Mon Apr 18 11:16:40 2016 No.15093672

>>15093647
I want to grow up with absentee parents and establish a connection with the maid where we do fun things together and she teaches me her maid skills because that's what she knows.
I want to run into the maid's chambers during a storm so that I can hug her and hide from the scary noises while she pats my head and tells me a funny story.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 11:18:24 2016 No.15093680 File: 317 KB, 1000x1000, 1443234231762.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15093669 Anon pls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 11:18:37 2016 No.15093683 >>15093670 Were you even here in the previous thread?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 11:19:46 2016 No.15093687 >>15093680 I even have a maid fetish and still find them shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 11:21:05 2016 No.15093694 >>15093687 Lying, as well as baiting? Poor form anon, poor form.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 11:21:36 2016 No.15093698 >>15093653 >bishop >wearing immodest clothing which shows off her breasts

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 11:21:49 2016 No.15093700 >>15093683 Yes, and? Not all anons have their sensitivities offended by the exact same thing, so you'll need to be more specific if there's something wrong with the picture.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 11:21:49 2016 No.15093701 >>15093694 Kikis are shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 11:22:02 2016 No.15093702 >>15093687 I sort of get that. I have a huge maid fetish and Kikis are the kinds of maids I'm the least interested in. There's no need to shitpost over it though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 11:22:40 2016 No.15093707 This thread is off to a good start.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 11:24:09 2016 No.15093712 >>15093700 Of course not faggot, it's just that the guy was spamming a myriad of profile pictures just like >>15093630 instead of using imgur like a reasonable person.

Anonymous Mon Apr 18 11:24:15 2016 No.15093714
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http://pastebin.com/YpV5Y4e6

Forgot to share this yesterday. As promised, here's another 2,600 words of Fallen Brides translated. Sasha's 10,000 word sex scene is now at an end, but there are still about ten pages left in the chapter, so you can look forward to a much more involved denoument than the previous two chapters.

Expect another update about this long (or maybe a bit longer) in another two weeks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 11:24:28 2016 No.15093715 File: 164 KB, 708x1000, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Thread needs more wolfbutt. By the time I next look at this thread, I expect to see copious amounts of wolfbutt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 11:24:39 2016 No.15093716 >>15093701 You insult the great baiters of the past with that poor excuse for a bait.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 11:25:09 2016 No.15093720 >>15093680 Stop browsing that website and get back to work! I want you beside me and being cuddled by me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 11:25:50 2016 No.15093724 >>15093716 Kikis are too boring. I would rather have something like a Scylla as a maid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 11:25:52 2016 No.15093725 >>15093702 I kinda wish the Kikimora's design was a bit more monstrous., e.g. the feet being more like bird talons, and the hands being like the werewolf's.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 11:26:59 2016 No.15093728 >>15093724 Shoggoth?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 11:27:27 2016 No.15093731 >>15093720 Winning arguments on the internet is way more important that cuddling.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 11:28:03 2016 No.15093735 >>15093712 I think since he only posted one I assume he learned his lesson. If he does spam in the future just report him, otherwise stop derailing the thread with saltiness and get back to talking about MGs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 11:28:13 2016 No.15093736 >>15093728 Shogs are better than Kikis.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 11:29:24 2016 No.15093741 >All this people shitting on best maid I hope god has mercy on your souls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 11:30:00 2016 No.15093745 File: 186 KB, 1145x879, Cat Rides.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I think there is a lack of art of Monster Girls Riding Vehicles

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 11:31:01 2016 No.15093749 >>15093741 >implying people who hate kikis have souls Nothing lost there, I'm afraid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 11:31:02 2016 No.15093750 >>15093714 Bless you, sky.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 11:31:24 2016 No.15093751 >>15093725 But How can she do her maidly duties with big fluffy claws? Handjobs would be out-of-this-world though >>15093728 But Honey, I miss you. It's cold under this sheaths alone >>15093736 All maids are equal

Anonymous Mon Apr 18 11:32:44 2016 No.15093757

>>15093725
I sorta liked how the original design he had planned was. She looked a lot more obviously wolf-like and was more on the kuu side which is a bit more interesting than how she turned out.

I still like Kikis though, I just prefer other maid types which is why I enjoy MGC Maid Central so much.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 11:33:18 2016 No.15093758 >>15093751 >All maids are equal Not true.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 11:33:29 2016 No.15093760 >>15093745 Gonna need more of those >>15093751 >>15093728 (You) was meant for >>15093731

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 11:34:37 2016 No.15093761 >>15093745 Most of them wouldn't be able to ride them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 11:35:32 2016 No.15093765 >>15093758 How about all MGs can be maids?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 11:36:13 2016 No.15093768 >>15093765 Not true

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 11:36:53 2016 No.15093771 >>15093761 Damn you and your logic and reasoning!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 11:36:56 2016 No.15093772 File: 125 KB, 481x400, 1460063593804.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15093757 I'd love to see more pointy eared kuudere Kikimory. The avian features can stay though.

Anonymous Mon Apr 18 11:39:36 2016 No.15093777

>>15093757
I actually like her current design, it makes her look more like a homely dog rather than a wild wolf, which supports her whole maid thing.

The only thing that feels off about her is the fact that she's half bird half wolf, i know she tied to the slav Kikimora story but for this setting feels weird and in the end it just makes none of her monster features stand out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 11:42:34 2016 No.15093785 >>15093777 For me the perfet maid combination would be Kiki + Kobold, a pet and a maid all in one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 11:53:09 2016 No.15093823 File: 461 KB, 800x840, 1460731670601.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Which one?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 11:55:20 2016 No.15093829 >>15093823 >Brown with white hair and green eyes There was literally never any contest. It's the greatest combo of all time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 11:55:48 2016 No.15093831 >>15093823 Left is cuter but twin swords are dumb.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 11:56:27 2016 No.15093832 >>15093829 >limp, weedy tail so close

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 11:56:35 2016 No.15093834 >>15093823 Is that Grimgerde and Barbatos? Who fucking drew this? Barbatos looks like shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 11:57:13 2016 No.15093837 >>15093831 Dual swords are cool.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 11:57:30 2016 No.15093839 >>15093832 nothing indicates it's limp.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 11:57:34 2016 No.15093840 >>15093823 Right. No doubt about it, she’s just better.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 11:58:01 2016 No.15093843 >>15093823 Left has the yandere look, but right is delicious brown. Hard decision.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 11:58:15 2016 No.15093844 >>15093834 Barbatos-chan looks okay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 12:05:06 2016 No.15093860 >>15093714 Reading this makes me wonder if Sasha was supposed to be a Holstaur, because she sounds pretty stacked from what I gather.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 12:07:35 2016 No.15093863 File: 739 KB, 1500x1500, 43474864_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15093715 I want a fox that's short, but also stacked.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 12:09:44 2016 No.15093869 File: 358 KB, 800x793, elf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15093829 >Brown with white hair and green eyes The truth.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 12:12:14 2016 No.15093876 I want to domesticate a Wolf! Then make a litter of cute wolf pups! Then kiss the little puppies on their chubby tummies and they lick my nose in response!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 12:14:51 2016 No.15093888 >>15093869 Even genki Elves can't escape the impregnation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 12:27:55 2016 No.15093924 File: 137 KB, 679x959, 0001412.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder to squish your shoggie maid while they're cleaning, so they make cute noises!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 12:29:10 2016 No.15093929 >>15093924 Aren't Mindflayers also squishy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 12:30:10 2016 No.15093931 >>15093714 praise the sun

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 12:31:40 2016 No.15093937 File: 128 KB, 528x421, 1460337981478.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15093929 Flayers are likely to squish you back though

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 12:33:05 2016 No.15093940 >>15093937 I'm fine with that. Also, Flayer lolis are cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 12:40:33 2016 No.15093963 >>15093829 What about brown skin, white hair, and red eyes like Ramlethal?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 12:40:52 2016 No.15093964 >>15093937 Small Flayers are cute, so they get a free pass on squishing back.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 12:41:51 2016 No.15093965 >>15093940 >>15093964 That they are, I would happily headpat them any time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 12:42:12 2016 No.15093967 >>15093714 Thanks!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 12:42:16 2016 No.15093969 >>15093963 also fantastic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 12:43:16 2016 No.15093972 >>15093823 Right. Maces and hammers are just fundamentally better than swords. I like a gal who knows a good weapon choice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 12:44:59 2016 No.15093978 >>15093937 What if that's my goal?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 12:45:07 2016 No.15093981 >>15093963 Are Justice clones similar to Murakumo units when placed side-by-side on the monstergirl scale?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 12:45:22 2016 No.15093982 >>15093972 Most weapons are better than swords, I'd take a spear over one any day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 12:48:00 2016 No.15093991 >>15093965 >try to stop headpating loli Flayer >she holds on to your hand with her tentacles >gives you the pouty lips and big, puppy eyes I warned you about them Flayers. I told you, dog.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 12:54:55 2016 No.15094011 >>15093991 I'll use my other hand to tickle her tentacles!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 12:57:18 2016 No.15094026 >>15094011 I read that as 'testicles'.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 12:58:35 2016 No.15094035 >>15094026 What are you, an alp?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 12:59:29 2016 No.15094037 >>15094011 I don't see how having a hysterically giggling small Flayer warped around your arm would improve your position.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 12:59:36 2016 No.15094038 >>15094026 Freudian slips usually indicate what you really think about.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 13:01:00 2016 No.15094042 >>15094035 Nah, just half in the bag.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 13:04:08 2016 No.15094054 >>15093991 Then she's going to get picked up and carried around as I pat her head.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 13:07:48 2016 No.15094065 >>15093991 I'm going to pinch her little cheeks so bad if she does this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 13:09:55 2016 No.15094073 >>15093714 Your dedication is very inspiring, thanks for the translation

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 13:11:02 2016 No.15094077 Please post the best MG for taking a restful nap with. I'm going to take one in a few hours and want to call a professional cuddle service.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 13:11:47 2016 No.15094081 File: 178 KB, 1280x878, 1453152585997.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15094077

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 13:12:38 2016 No.15094085 File: 600 KB, 595x842, Sud (3.2) [S].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15094077

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 13:12:53 2016 No.15094086 >>15094081 No restful naps to be found there You won't fool me

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 13:13:47 2016 No.15094090 >>15094085 Lovely.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 13:16:58 2016 No.15094096 >>15094085 Holy shit that Wocky is cute. I want to cover her in a blanket and if she wakes up I'll give her a warm smile, a kiss in the forehead and then a headpat while telling her she can sleep some more.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 13:17:26 2016 No.15094097 File: 432 KB, 1000x921, 1456893813066.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wanna eat a big, spicy pizza with a big, spicy hellhound!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 13:18:43 2016 No.15094099 Which monstergirl would kill me in my sleep if I asked her to?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 13:19:30 2016 No.15094100 >>15094097 Big how? Tall big? Thick big? Muscle big?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 13:20:42 2016 No.15094104 >>15094100 WHY NOT ALL THREE

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 13:20:44 2016 No.15094105 >>15094099 Baby Nightmare. Lali-ho!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 13:20:57 2016 No.15094107 >>15094100 all 3.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 13:22:14 2016 No.15094108 >>15093698 >Monster girls >Modest :^)

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 13:22:49 2016 No.15094112 >>15094096 Pampering your onee-san like that, careful or she'll get addicted to your warm kind face

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 13:22:54 2016 No.15094114 File: 589 KB, 1280x1830, 005.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] well?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 13:23:09 2016 No.15094115 >>15094100 >>15094107 My brothers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 13:24:11 2016 No.15094121 >>15094114 No.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 13:26:16 2016 No.15094130 >>15094105 >Nightmare Oh you

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 13:26:31 2016 No.15094131 >>15094114 Yes, so long as we cuddle afterwards and then work on getting to know you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 13:26:57 2016 No.15094133 >>15093772 Like an eagle subspecies of Kiki? Instead of just cooking and cleaning for you she goes out and beats a bunch of vicous animals to death, drags them back to your home, tears off strips of meat and feeds them to you. with her mouth

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 13:27:22 2016 No.15094135 >>15094114 Nah, that stuff is for couples.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 13:28:19 2016 No.15094137 >>15094133 I'd prefer if she skinned and cooked them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 13:29:16 2016 No.15094140 >>15094114 http://exhentai.org/g/925608/799813135f/ >contains a scene where a dolphin gets raped This is bullshit, all the sciences have told me that dolphins are the ShinDoL of the sea.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 13:31:02 2016 No.15094148 >>15094114 Only if we get married first.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 13:31:59 2016 No.15094151 >>15094133 >feeds them to you. with her mouth Forceful maids are fantastic, especially if they're normally the quiet type and turn the lewd up to 11 when needed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 13:34:13 2016 No.15094159 >>15094112 You mean she'll wants to nuzzle my face and kiss me the more I pamper her, because if so I will make her into the most comfy girl in the world.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 13:34:28 2016 No.15094161 >>15094137 would bear or deer jerky suffice? It's all she knows how to make having grown up in the mountains. Maybe you could teach her some other things?

Anonymous Mon Apr 18 13:36:03 2016 No.15094171

>Mindflayers became squishy toys
>Shoggoths are just Kikimoras rivals
>awawawa

You guys can't appreciate eldritch abominations, I bet you even value your sanity and sense of self

Men of broader intellect know that becoming one with an unfathomable horror is the true path to happiness

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 13:39:45 2016 No.15094177 >>15094171 >I bet you even value your sanity and sense of self You'd think we'd not be here if we had any of those

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 13:41:04 2016 No.15094182 >>15094171 >You guys can't appreciate eldritch abominations And you don't appreciate gap moe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 13:41:18 2016 No.15094183 >>15094171 We improved them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 13:41:47 2016 No.15094186 Big pregnant jinkos!

Anonymous Mon Apr 18 13:42:37 2016 No.15094188
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>>15094171
But Wendigos are also fierce carnivores that can plow through snow like retarded mooses, on top of ripping through and devouring stretchy anime meat. The awawawa is just a big bonus.
I wonder if Barb will touch up his Wendigo image the same way he did his previous works.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 13:43:45 2016 No.15094189 >>15094114 Nah, I don't trust your headwear not to shoot shit at me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 13:44:36 2016 No.15094192 >>15094186 >Anon sees a Big Pregnant Jinko and happily points this out >The Jinko begins crying and runs into the bathroom >She wasn't actually pregnant Way to go Anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 13:46:09 2016 No.15094194 >>15094171 Hey now, it's not my fault that they are made from unknown soft and elastic matter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 13:46:27 2016 No.15094197 >>15094192 Don't worry, I can fix it! [spoiler[Jinko cubs will be on the way!

Anonymous Mon Apr 18 13:48:35 2016 No.15094206

>Shoggoths are just Kikimoras rivals
This annoys me the most, they have a lot of unique stuff going for them. The furniture and tools made from their own body are interesting enough although I think they have a lot of their appeal downplayed because there's no real way of imagining what the whole "melding" thing would feel like.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 13:49:20 2016 No.15094207 >>15094197 >boning a fat Jinko Anon, please.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 13:49:37 2016 No.15094210 >>15094206 >TFW you realize your whole mansion is just a Shoggoth's ass

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 13:50:37 2016 No.15094214 >>15094207 >Please Oh, don't worry, you don't need to be polite like that, I'll do it willingly. I'll even let her be on top.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 13:51:08 2016 No.15094217 >>15094140 That doujin was cute. But what the hell was with the dolphin rape tacked on after the end? Dolphins are meant to be bros, not rape fodder.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 13:52:33 2016 No.15094224 >>15094214 That's nice of you Anon. Just be careful, you know how these fat catgirls work. If you're not careful she'll start chuffing loudly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 13:53:53 2016 No.15094230 File: 104 KB, 640x480, 3Cdobld.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15094217

Anonymous Mon Apr 18 13:54:13 2016 No.15094232

>>15094206
You know that cool, weird, piercing but pleasurable feeling you get around your groin when you imagine something smooth, wet, and tender caressing your dick, like a tail pussy or a tentacle? It's momentary and fades within seconds, but imaging if it lasted minutes and instead of being centered around your groin, it's all over your body.

That's what melding feels like.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 13:54:22 2016 No.15094233 >>15094214 No! A fat Jinko is a disgrace to her species and deserves nothing but ridicule and scorn.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 13:55:07 2016 No.15094235 >>15094224 Then she's going to earn herself a bely rub and some ear scritches! Her chuffs are the best! And soon she'll be carrying some mini chuffs to fill our home. >>15094233 But why? They're so soft and cuddleable.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 13:55:30 2016 No.15094237 >>15094233 No bullying the poor jinkos, Anon. You're fat too but nobody's making fun of you for it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 13:56:56 2016 No.15094247 >>15094235 Careful bellyrubbing her. She'll get addicted to it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 13:58:27 2016 No.15094252 >>15094247 Perhaps I'm fine with that. Maybe I'll give the base of her tail some attention as well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 13:58:46 2016 No.15094253 >>15094217 >Bros >Animals that behead fish just to masturbate with the body I dunno Anon, after i knew that fact about them i stopped thinking of Dolphins are harmless animals.

Anonymous Mon Apr 18 13:58:55 2016 No.15094254

>>15094206
>there's no real way of imagining what the whole "melding" thing would feel like.

That's the issue with the 3 eldritch girls, their profile is based on the idea that you can't comprehend them, this works in Lovecraft's horror story, but not so much in a porn setting

It's hard to love something that you can't understand, thus why people come up with silly threadcannons for them and suddenly they are worth discussing

Anyways, I like their profile as is, and I pray everyday that MGE II will include more Lovecraftian profiles

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 14:02:00 2016 No.15094265 File: 210 KB, 1032x1500, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I get a break from work, expecting to see some wolfbutt, and what do I get? Not even a single rump. Shame on you.

Anonymous Mon Apr 18 14:02:44 2016 No.15094267

>>15094253
>Only very few dolphins were observed doing that

Just as there are degenerates in human society, there are degenerates in the animal kingdom. But degenerates aren't the norm.

Dolphins are one of the most friendly-to-humans wild animals. No need to to create strife where it doesn't exist.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 14:02:46 2016 No.15094268 >>15094235 >But why? Because they're fat and so they deserve it. Let those tiger tears fall!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 14:02:54 2016 No.15094269 >>15094254 Wendigo is the easiest one to understand, according to KC you just become a giant hairy abominable snowman. At least imagining being a bit taller and having a ton of body hair is easier than imagining being a squid or melding bodies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 14:03:13 2016 No.15094272 >>15094265 I posted a fox with wide hips and chunky proportions.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 14:04:47 2016 No.15094283 >>15094267 #NotAllDolphins #DolphinLivesMatter Can't fool me Cetacean

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 14:05:51 2016 No.15094287 >>15094272 I know, and that's why you're alright.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 14:06:01 2016 No.15094289 >>15094268 The only tears that'll be falling are tears of joy when she learns that she's pregnant with twins! I'm going to give that fat jinko as many litters of cubs as I can!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 14:06:30 2016 No.15094291 >>15094265 >Condom I don't understand why someone would even have sex if a condom was in the picture.

Anonymous Mon Apr 18 14:06:41 2016 No.15094294

>>15094267
That's the thing with degeneracy, once you realize it can happen you can't really trust them anymore, i mean, they act normal now, but give them the right circumstances and they can fuck you up.

At least you know what to expect from simpler animals like dogs, Dolphins are an enigma i'd rather not delve into.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 14:09:33 2016 No.15094301 >>15094081 >napping with any of the lamia species Yes please. Her smooth, cool coils would be great to sleep in.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 14:10:17 2016 No.15094302 >>15094267 >No need to to create strife where it doesn't exist. Call Caligula, we're gonna stab the ocean again. That'll teach them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 14:11:26 2016 No.15094309 File: 1.15 MB, 768x1024, 258b479fd2a0e45429ca1d1f9609ca85.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So when Aquatic Monster Girls swear, do they do Spongebob swears, like "Barnacles", "Fishpaste", "Tartar Sauce", or those Dolphin Noises?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 14:11:30 2016 No.15094310 >>15094265 Am I supposed to put the condom in my hands, make her sit on my lap facing me and scratch behind her ears?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 14:11:42 2016 No.15094311 >>15094294 Then the clear course of action is to domesticate the dolphins and teach em the ways of being good animals.

Anonymous Mon Apr 18 14:12:12 2016 No.15094315
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>>15094291
It's a symbolism thing

I also think it would be hot if she secretly poked holes in the condom because she didn't know that i actually would want to impregnate her

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 14:13:01 2016 No.15094320 >>15094309 Not unless they're the pirate/sailor variety.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 14:13:15 2016 No.15094322 >>15094309 They swear like sailors.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 14:14:20 2016 No.15094326 >>15094309 Oh please, those are kiddie-tier swears. I bet they don't even know about the ship horn sound

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 14:35:56 2016 No.15094389 BIG FAT DRAGON HOARD

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 14:38:46 2016 No.15094394 >>15094389 Are you the kind of guy who would give away his virginity just to swim in gold and diamonds from a Dragon's hoard? I would

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 14:39:58 2016 No.15094395 >>15094394 >swim in gold and diamonds That sounds painful.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 14:40:33 2016 No.15094396 >>15094395 It's a big hoard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 14:41:01 2016 No.15094399 >>15094396 For you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 14:45:00 2016 No.15094413 >>15094394 I would give my virginity just to be by the Dragon's side, I don't care for the gold.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 14:45:29 2016 No.15094417 >>15094188 I will \o/

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 14:46:34 2016 No.15094421 >>15094188 I don't know. The ones he's redone really needed it, but I like this one as is. She looks so cute

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 14:50:24 2016 No.15094429 File: 1.07 MB, 992x1403, 1442938531119.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15094417 I like you, you're a pretty cool guy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 14:52:23 2016 No.15094435 allahu akbar

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 14:52:36 2016 No.15094436 File: 372 KB, 1000x679, 1454265709120.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15094421 True, and in that regard I wouldn't mind seeing him draw more Wendigo stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 14:53:35 2016 No.15094438 File: 235 KB, 695x174, alp wins.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Alp Meido wins! To the one anon from the other thread, I'll try out a different polling site next, no worries. Will delete image soon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 14:54:59 2016 No.15094441 >>15094436 I love this image. I don't know if it's the tall, busty wendimom or the cute little daughteru but I love it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 14:55:23 2016 No.15094444 File: 354 KB, 1130x1000, 1461005723997.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Your Harpy Maid has arrived. Please employ responsibly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 14:56:18 2016 No.15094447 I want to become a master of camouflage and blend into the environment in order to successfully evade rape-happy monstergirls

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 14:56:46 2016 No.15094449 >>15094444 Why so much blood?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 14:56:50 2016 No.15094450 >>15094438 Can you link to the poll to see the results?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 14:57:44 2016 No.15094455 >>15094447 Remember Anon, this is a sneaking mission.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 14:58:28 2016 No.15094457 >>15094444 Damn girl did you just come back from an appointment with a bucket of paint? To the shower with you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 14:58:39 2016 No.15094459 >>15094447 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktVqsBgOvBI

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 14:59:04 2016 No.15094461 >>15094444 >4444 >Yabbai the Russian Harpy maid владелец, Ваш ужин готов, и задача была выполнена. Пожалуйста извините меня так я могу очистить со мной в этом замусоривании.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 15:00:21 2016 No.15094466 >>15094450 Sure anon http://strawpoll.me/7404398/r

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 15:02:08 2016 No.15094475 >>15094466 >Manticore Onee Fug, I wish I noticed this poll earlier.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 15:04:24 2016 No.15094485 >>15094475 No worries, there'll be another one soon after the alp drawing's finished. I forgot to add Anubis Massage this round, I'm still bummed about that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 15:04:45 2016 No.15094487 >>15094461 BLYAT!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 15:06:33 2016 No.15094495 File: 412 KB, 1000x1280, Holstaurus sleeping farm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15094077

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 15:06:56 2016 No.15094498 >>15094487 Вы не раз два!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 15:06:58 2016 No.15094500 >>15094485 No problem either way. >Anubis Massage I remember how that writefag went AWOL. Fucker still hasn't posted the Jiang-Shi massage story yet, even though he posted some of it in prose format.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 15:07:12 2016 No.15094501 >>15094081 Now THAT is a sight worth waking up to.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 15:09:48 2016 No.15094509 File: 227 KB, 1300x816, Yandere Apophis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15094081 I finally have a reason to post this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 15:09:54 2016 No.15094511 >>15094500 I'm not mad, just disappointed. Guy knew his shit when it came to massages.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 15:18:01 2016 No.15094544 >>15094495 What kind of stupid idea is a sleeping farm!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 15:18:04 2016 No.15094545 File: 265 KB, 1000x1000, 1456312193361.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15094396

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 15:19:40 2016 No.15094553 >>15094509 All this does is make me depressed that a yandere monstergirl won't do this to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 15:22:09 2016 No.15094565 I want to rescued from a Yandere by my now equally Yandere from anger Lich waifu, who upgrades me with manomomachines to prevent future capture and leaves a continent blighted for centuries in the process of rescuing me.

Anonymous Mon Apr 18 15:23:58 2016 No.15094573

>>15094553
>I will not know the sweet embrace of a yander mg who enjoys me for me
>I will not know the joys of being around someone who I can share my passions with
>I will never know what it feels like to be perfectly content with someone for the rest of my mortal days

Wake me up inside, can't wake up, wake me up inside save me!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 15:26:06 2016 No.15094579 >>15094509 All the Apophis Empress does after she conquered the Pharaoh is travel around the city in her litter, luring local street children inside with promises of candy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 15:26:20 2016 No.15094580 >>15094438 Finally. It was at a lot less suspicious looking number at late night/early morning.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 15:27:42 2016 No.15094584 >>15094565 An entire continent? Was she facing an entire army?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 15:27:52 2016 No.15094585 >>15094579 Can I have some candy from her?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 15:28:19 2016 No.15094586 File: 404 KB, 701x992, Nightmare 2.0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15094544 A good one?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 15:28:43 2016 No.15094588 >>15094585 You'll get more than you bargained from her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 15:29:41 2016 No.15094592 >>15094588 You mean she'll give me Ice Cream too?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 15:31:35 2016 No.15094598 File: 474 KB, 577x724, 1404280287623.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15094592 >"Just get in the damn litter sweetie~"

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 15:31:46 2016 No.15094599 >>15093714 >10,000 word sex scene Say what

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 15:32:30 2016 No.15094600 >>15094586 I wanna have a comfy nap with a Nightmare with no lewd dreams

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 15:37:36 2016 No.15094609 File: 588 KB, 2953x2825, CENSOR Kej Sketch.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kejourou are love

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 15:39:39 2016 No.15094615 >>15094609 I like their potential for auto-bondage.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 15:39:54 2016 No.15094617 >>15094609 They really are.

Anonymous Mon Apr 18 15:40:42 2016 No.15094620

>>15094584
No, she was just upset enough to use one herself. Armies of the damned aren't good for environment quality.

>Notices Anon has been taken, reasons he was probably kidnapped.
>Raises a few ghouls to collect him.
>Thinks about what kind of things could be happening to him, to better prepare.
>...
>Raises twenty more ghouls.
>Then a hundred zombies, followed by a thousand.
>Electrifies the Frankenstein Ushu-Onis.
>Summons twelve copies of each elemental spirit, to be sure.
>Etc. etc.
>Casts a divining spell, then mass teleport.
>Meanwhile, an unsuspecting mushroom is ignoring cries of "I have a girlfriend!"
>Seconds later, sheer demonic energy suddenly appearing creates a minor demonic realm right on top of her.
>Anon is now surrounded by an army of blood hungry abominations, lead by pale woman in deadpan.
>"Oh, good. I was worried. Was it that thing?"
>Anon nods.
>Continent is free of mushroom NTR fetishists three hours later.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 15:41:08 2016 No.15094622 >>15094609 I'd still be creeped out by the feeling of her hair molesting my own hair. Inter-twining with it, giving me a scalp massage while she makes a comment about how I should wash it more thoroughly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 15:41:09 2016 No.15094624 >>15094609 >prehensile hair self-bondage I didn't know how much i wanted this until now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 15:49:58 2016 No.15094652 >>15094624 Also handy for blind folding.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 15:59:14 2016 No.15094686 >>15094624 >Oh dear, i seem to have tied myself up completely by accident. I sure hope some big strong man doesn't take advantage of me

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 16:01:10 2016 No.15094695 >>15094686 Sounds like a trap anons, don't fall for it or do, I'm not your dad

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 16:05:27 2016 No.15094713 File: 562 KB, 2849x2826, FULL CENSOR Kej Illust.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15094695 Oops

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 16:07:48 2016 No.15094722 >>15094713 Her nipples are almost going to burst from her hair bra.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 16:07:54 2016 No.15094723 >>15093714 Fuck yes Thanks as always

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 16:08:09 2016 No.15094725 >>15094438 I hope that maid alp has a short skirt and is unintentionally lewd.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 16:14:51 2016 No.15094751 >>15094573 >implying a yandere Mg would let you die

Anonymous Mon Apr 18 16:30:46 2016 No.15094816

>>15094751
>A freak accident involving a spare radio dropped out of a Cessna flying overhead leaves you dead
>Come to a little while later
>Your vision is filled by the angry and crazed visage of your wife
>She crammed an undead lamentation mushroom down your throat the second you died
>"Anon, dear, honey, sweetheart, I don't recall giving you permission to die. Bad boys need to be punished."

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 16:32:55 2016 No.15094823 I feel like I'm past the point of no return. I can't even pop a boner to vanilla stuff unless the art is REALLY good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 16:34:58 2016 No.15094830 >>15094823 Vanilla is boring desu senpai Switch to hard rape, ryona, guro etc

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 16:35:10 2016 No.15094833 >>15094823 There's still hope for you, Anon. I'm already so far past the point of no return I don't even remember what it is like past the point of no return, I passed the point of no return, I passed the turn, I point the past, I p

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 16:38:18 2016 No.15094843 >>15094823 At least you're not like me where the list of stuff that doesn't get me hard is shorter than the list of stuff that does.

Anonymous Mon Apr 18 16:38:24 2016 No.15094845

>>15094823
I think I've reached the threshold of degeneracy that I have to force myself to like vanilla stuff
I mean, god damn, I still love vanilla stuff.
But if you were to, say, incorporate that vanilla stuff with some other stuff, then the vote goes to that
Basically, fetish merging

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 16:39:32 2016 No.15094849 Is there any fan art of the cursed sword or armor yet? They need some, loyalty is the cutest quality in a mamono. Especially yandere loyalty. THE CUTEST

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 16:40:51 2016 No.15094851 >>15094849 But she is mean and icky!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 16:42:07 2016 No.15094857 >>15094823 At this point for me i am avoiding the really degenerate stuff out of fear i will actually like it, guess i still have a little bit of pride in me to not step so low.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 16:43:17 2016 No.15094859 >>15094849 Imagine if a cursed sword merged with a living armor. Shit would be rad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 16:57:25 2016 No.15094910 File: 169 KB, 1000x970, Nightmare-soul-calibur-iv-picture_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15094859 You would get a female version of this. :^)

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 17:07:01 2016 No.15094965 >>15094910 >implying Nightmare comparisons weren't already made when the Cursed Sword was revealed

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 17:09:13 2016 No.15094980 >>15093619 Why do we have no Charon stories?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 17:11:53 2016 No.15094993 >>15094980 There's the hobo one.

Anonymous Mon Apr 18 17:14:01 2016 No.15095002

>>15094816
I'm pretty sure undead lamentation mushrooms only work on the still living or dying, leaving their 'victims' in a half undead state.

The sweeter the mushroom smells, the closer to death you are.
Must be both a scary and effective method to check/confirm if somoene has some kind of terminal disease or is otherwise dying.

>Get your blood checked because you've been feeling under the weather lately and that deadpan mantis in a labcoat who calls herself your doctor claimed, or rather jabbed a needle in your arm, that a blood test was needed.
>Go back to the doctors office a week later when you hear the results are in.
>Inside you find the Mantis doctor sitting on her chair, her desk clean, besides a single glass box and a mushroom in it.
>Try not to panic.
>Panic allot

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 17:15:43 2016 No.15095010 >>15094980 She appears in the third chapter of DILLAWs story and a greentext that I forgot to bookmark. I remember that it had a Cerberus girl and Valkyrie in it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 17:16:45 2016 No.15095014 >>15094993 Okay then, let me try again. Why do you have no Charon stories that weren't just designed to rustle the jimmies of those with thin skins?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 17:18:18 2016 No.15095023 >>15095014 Not many starring here. There was a greentext a long time back, but that never finished.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 17:27:09 2016 No.15095062 File: 1.36 MB, 1492x1888, gazer pancakes sundress.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wife is ready for springtime

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 17:31:34 2016 No.15095078 >>15095062 She has nothing on under there does she.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 17:32:46 2016 No.15095088 >>15095078 Yes she does you fucking baka-ass perverted motherfucker

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 17:35:42 2016 No.15095100 File: 188 KB, 1218x1400, 1459384956795.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15095088 When I have fat-bottomed flatties on my mind most of the time, I suppose I am.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 17:36:10 2016 No.15095104 >>15095078 She has her goo, like always.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 17:36:39 2016 No.15095108 >>15095100 Dear god.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 17:38:39 2016 No.15095118 >>15095100 Good old loli jack.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 17:38:40 2016 No.15095120 >>15095062 Nice Cute pure waifu in sundresses are lovely, the advantage to the warm seasons is seeing the cute warm weather waifu attire. it's so fucking hot already help

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 17:38:54 2016 No.15095121 >>15095104 She could alter that goo to resemble thighhighs and a beltbra couldn't she?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 17:40:27 2016 No.15095128 >>15095062 Cute wife as always, Gazerfag.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 17:40:39 2016 No.15095131 File: 1.40 MB, 2000x4000, 1404069181518.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15095062 Nothing like a good sundress.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 17:41:59 2016 No.15095137 File: 526 KB, 903x1000, moth-chan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15095131

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 17:42:23 2016 No.15095138 >>15095120 I know right, it was just snowing last week and now it's like 60F out, I'm melting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 17:44:37 2016 No.15095148 >>15095131 I want to take that bug out on a date on a bright, sunny day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 17:45:17 2016 No.15095152 >>15095138 Give it a week or two and I'll be begging for a nice Glacies to hug. Not that it wouldn't be nice right now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 17:45:32 2016 No.15095154 File: 1.60 MB, 1600x1131, Magnifire (1.4) [F].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15095062 Very lovely! >>15095131 >>15095137 Cute waifu in cute sundress doing cute waifu in sundress things

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 17:46:54 2016 No.15095162 File: 111 KB, 480x640, tmp_29410-1449642020318-270306094.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15095062 >>15095131 >>15095154 The cutest, i love her little window for her tail

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 17:46:56 2016 No.15095163 >>15095137 Did Moth-chan ever manage to get a date with Mothbro?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 17:49:49 2016 No.15095180 >>15095154 >>15095162 Pretty stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 17:54:50 2016 No.15095201 >>15095062 SPRINGTIME, FOR DRUELLA

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 17:58:27 2016 No.15095211 Now i want to see a Kejourou in a sundress

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 17:59:54 2016 No.15095215 >>15095211 Don't let your dreams be dreams

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 18:01:06 2016 No.15095219 >>15095211 She could be towing around a large picnic basket as well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 18:03:29 2016 No.15095225 >>15095211 >Her hair waves in the wind >Accidentally becomes a sail >Kejourou Wife awawawas as the wind sweeps her away

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 18:07:36 2016 No.15095235 >>15095225 Kitejourou?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 18:08:21 2016 No.15095237 File: 196 KB, 618x870, 1452050055628.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15095235

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 18:09:27 2016 No.15095240 >>15095237 Yeah baby.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 18:12:09 2016 No.15095252 Go ahead, post more Gazer. I dare you

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 18:14:36 2016 No.15095263 >>15095252 Sorry, Gazer's busy cleaning up her room after losing our latest bet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 18:15:24 2016 No.15095267 We need more monster girls in Cheongsams

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 18:15:30 2016 No.15095269 >>15095263 Ironically, you're more of a monster than her. You monster.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 18:18:23 2016 No.15095280 >>15095267 Shame 2/3 of my favourites can't wear them. Can totally imagine a Hellhound in a cheongsam though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 18:18:34 2016 No.15095281 >>15095269 Me, a monster? I'm doing her a favor! I couldn't make two steps into her room before slipping on an empty can of pringles and faceplanting into the floor!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 18:19:33 2016 No.15095283 >>15095267 How would an Ushi Oni even put one on?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 18:19:34 2016 No.15095284 File: 221 KB, 1458x1365, Only a Casual wouldn't get this reference.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15094910 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EefN3oOlHEA I think about 120 seconds after Cursed Sword was released this was posted.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 18:20:58 2016 No.15095288 File: 153 KB, 1120x720, 787c562eba69f2187a1a73acfa72ae62.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yandere Golems

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 18:21:09 2016 No.15095290 >>15095281 What you're making her do is cruel and unusual. There was nothing wrong with how her room was, she knew exactly where everything was. Well, except the stuff that's missing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 18:21:19 2016 No.15095291 >>15095283 Slits for her front legs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 18:24:17 2016 No.15095301 >>15095284 I forgot that SCII had a good soundtrack. However, since the series is dead I suppose it's up to Tekken to hold that mantle.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 18:24:25 2016 No.15095302 If you played strip poker with kitsunes would they cheat to win or cheat to lose?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 18:24:54 2016 No.15095303 >>15095290 Y'all folks been pamperin' them monstergrills too much. There's this thing back in my hometown called "discipline", figured these ladies could use some of it, they barely seem to know what it means. Im gonna set these kids right.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 18:25:09 2016 No.15095304 >>15095288 Bulking Jinkos.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 18:25:17 2016 No.15095305 >>15095002 So you're saying that you just die in the above scenario then? Which brings us to: How does a yandere MG even react to the death of her husband?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 18:26:19 2016 No.15095309 >>15095305 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSsfjHCFosw

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 18:27:15 2016 No.15095312 >>15095305 >"o shit he ded"

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 18:27:40 2016 No.15095314 >>15095305 Suicide. Afterlife is a thing. She would probably commit suicide even if afterlife wasn't a thing anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 18:28:09 2016 No.15095316 I love Mantises, Liches are just as good too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 18:29:11 2016 No.15095322 File: 266 KB, 1000x1000, 1435649912471.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15095305 She will definitely do what the Lizardman did in Losenis' oneshot to get her husband back, but to a greater extreme.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 18:29:37 2016 No.15095324 >>15095314 >She commits suicide in hopes of meeting her husband again >Can't find her husband anywhere >Charon tells her that humans actually don't have an afterlive, they just fade away into oblivion forever >Her face when

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 18:30:46 2016 No.15095331 >>15095324 Then she will find the way to bring you back from oblivion. Such is the love of a yandere girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 18:31:21 2016 No.15095334 >>15095324 What if Charon tells her an even worse truth. Where does she think Undead Monster Girls come from?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 18:32:08 2016 No.15095338 File: 191 KB, 1024x768, 1460778922985.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15095281 >Not buying her more crisps You're terrible...

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 18:32:57 2016 No.15095346 File: 1.25 MB, 3000x1784, c8ac6d36abc47a6a5f0b85f80b8b518f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15095324 >>15095331 Hmm.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 18:38:15 2016 No.15095363 >>15095324 Yanderes are willing to break the law for their love. The laws of physics and nature are not excluded.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 18:38:32 2016 No.15095365 >>15095338 >crisps You know what, I DID buy her more chips as reward for cleaning up her room, but now I won't give her any just because she called them fucking "crisps"

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 18:40:03 2016 No.15095372 >>15095346 I want to fuck that Reaper.

Anonymous Mon Apr 18 18:40:36 2016 No.15095374

>>15095363
>>15095346
>>15095331
>Reconstructing someone else's consciousness and personality after it's been already lost in the endless fabrics of time
She may try to bring her man back from the dead, but she won't find what made her man "hers".

He gawn, lady.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 18:42:07 2016 No.15095380 >>15095365 She'll sneak them behind your back. She can tell when you're not looking, she has eye on her back

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 18:42:11 2016 No.15095381 >>15095374 >but she won't find what made her man "hers" Why not? She'll have a literal eternity to find out. Checkmate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 18:43:10 2016 No.15095386 File: 538 KB, 1118x1196, sticky kelp.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Looks like you got some seaweed stuck to you anon. You should go and wash it off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 18:43:22 2016 No.15095387 >>15095374 You underestimate yanderes

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 18:44:56 2016 No.15095395 File: 158 KB, 800x475, 1455074702798.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15095386 That's not a Flow Kelp, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 18:46:02 2016 No.15095399 >>15095386 No. I'm keeping her. I'm lonely. And I'm pretty sure that pic is of a Kejourou.

Anonymous Mon Apr 18 18:46:07 2016 No.15095400
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>>15095305
Unless the MG feeds him the mushroom just before he dies, he'll unlive. Otherwise its essentially too late yes. However with the Will O Wisp and her holding unto the souls of those who perish, one could argue that theres ways to reverse even death by recalling the soul to a recently deceased (now repaired) body.

But that's where headcannon comes in.
Though i'd like to think that doing such things takes more than just a spell and requires a proper ritual to essentially lure a soul back to a body.
Teamwork between a Lich and Will O Wisp would probably be handy.

A yandere MG would go to the ends of hell to get her husband back. Or alternatively the local Lich first.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 18:46:29 2016 No.15095402 >>15095386 WOAAH AHH AGH GET IT OFF GET IT OFF

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 18:47:23 2016 No.15095405 >>15095395 That Jub is too lewd. Too lewd!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 18:47:32 2016 No.15095406 >>15095380 Yeah? Well I have hidden cameras installed all over the house! I have concrete EVIDENCE

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 18:48:14 2016 No.15095412 >>15095406 She has magic

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 18:49:09 2016 No.15095414 >>15095412 What the fuck, that's cheating!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 18:50:22 2016 No.15095416 >>15095414 Well too bad. Now she's gonna materialize a whole bunch of crisps and return her room to what it was, and there's nothing you can do about it!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 18:51:28 2016 No.15095420 >>15095395 >>15095399 Would your Kejouru waifu cling to you using nothing but her hair?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 18:52:04 2016 No.15095425 >>15095416 >there's nothing you can do about it! I'll just win another bet against her in a gaming session and make her clean it up again. :^)

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 18:53:23 2016 No.15095434 >>15095387 >Your yandere monsterwaifu literally understands you better than you do yourself I'm not sure how I feel about this, but if I had to guess it's aroused.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 18:53:23 2016 No.15095435 >>15095420 yeah. it's probably strong enough to do that too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 18:56:07 2016 No.15095455 >>15095062 Artist link?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 18:57:27 2016 No.15095460 anyone have that picture of a baphomet running around and yelling "ay papi"?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 18:58:04 2016 No.15095466 >>15095405 She's a busty little backpack that likes to grind her pussy against you, what's not to love?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 18:58:25 2016 No.15095467 File: 124 KB, 800x1418, 186754354345.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remind that Tiger Girls are incredibly dangerous. Unless bred in captivity you run the risk of them attacking you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 18:59:13 2016 No.15095472 >>15095346 Death-chan is pretty cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 18:59:38 2016 No.15095475 File: 661 KB, 1525x1616, gazer bunny suit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15095455 It's the same artist that did this a while ago. Doesn't really have a website or anything.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:01:45 2016 No.15095483 File: 368 KB, 960x1067, Happy_new_year_2014_Hecarim_Rule63.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this is my death

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:02:00 2016 No.15095485 >>15095467 Tiger girls are easy to fight off if you know what you're doing. You just have to shoot them with your "gun".

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:02:03 2016 No.15095486 >>15095455 http://drawfriends.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=pancakes_(artist)

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:02:42 2016 No.15095491 >>15095467 >That blood Well, fuck THAT

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:03:40 2016 No.15095499 >>15095467 Tigers bred in captivity are still dangerous anon, dangerous animal instincts take generations and generations to breed out

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:04:00 2016 No.15095501 File: 557 KB, 800x1000, Kunochi in conflict.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember to check under your bed and close the windows before going to sleep! A Kunochi might be lurking around closer than you think.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:04:05 2016 No.15095502 >>15095475 Ah, okay. So they hang out on one of the drawthreads? >>15095486 Hey, that's pretty useful. Thank you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:04:11 2016 No.15095503 >>15095483 Centaurs are supposed to be noble and honorable!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:05:46 2016 No.15095508 >>15095502 Yeah occasionally.

Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:06:47 2016 No.15095512

>>15095501
>Look under bed
>A pair of hands grab my face and pull me underneath.
>Any attempts to crawl out just result in me getting dragged back.
>Rough, under the bed sex until dawn.
>"Target eliminated."
>Kunoichi does a backflip out of my window and disappears.
>Too sore to move.

T-Thanks Anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:07:05 2016 No.15095514 >>15095491 It's clearly from the bait. Tiger girls aren't the cleanest eaters. Another tiger girl kidnapped the guy with the gun. Captcha: HUNT HAYES

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:08:47 2016 No.15095519 >>15095514 >Clearly a cartoonish rendition of a piece of roasted meat >Blood >The second guy is also gone Sure thing Mrs. NotJinko

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:09:09 2016 No.15095522 >>15095501 God I would love to find a Kunoichi in my closet, then I could make her my wife.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:09:37 2016 No.15095525 >>15095514 The blood probably belongs to the guy, tried to resist the rape and got thoroughly clawed. He'll be okay, but he'll be in a lot of pain, hopefully he stays quiet enough so that other girls don't find him and take advantage of easy prey.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:10:59 2016 No.15095532 >>15095525 >He'll be okay, but he'll be in a lot of pain, hopefully he stays quiet enough so that other girls don't find him and take advantage of easy prey. He'll bleed out and die if he doesn't call for help

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:12:16 2016 No.15095536 >>15095532 Yeah, well, next time he should just let it happen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:13:06 2016 No.15095540 >>15095512 >not dragging the kunochi out and flustering her

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:13:29 2016 No.15095541 >>15095501 Im pretty pro monster myself, i dont see any reason to fear kunohis

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:13:29 2016 No.15095542 >>15095501 >Not using a bug fogger on your room every night before you go to sleep Works on most things that may be hiding in your room, not just bugs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:15:56 2016 No.15095545 >>15095540 She'd probably do some crazy kung fu stuff and re-direct my hands to her breasts and ass in one fluid motion. Then I'd be the one getting flustered.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:16:49 2016 No.15095548 >>15095501 >>15095512 Remember to always throw a flashbang under your bed before checking, Anons.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:16:59 2016 No.15095550 >>15095365 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGEv54rLvgs

Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:17:20 2016 No.15095552
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>Be chuuni as fuck
>Go to the local Renaissance Faire
>You're in your bad ass black iron armor that your Cyclops and Minotaur friends helped craft and get you swole enough to wear
>Walking through the Faire
>You see a gaggle of Golems nearby, the largest of the trio pausing and turns to look at you
>She's at least 9' tall and her arms and legs are made of cast iron
>She lets out a "Jiiiii~"

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:18:20 2016 No.15095554 >>15095483 What is this?! A picture for ants!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:18:40 2016 No.15095557 >>15095550 You deserve oats of the highest calibur

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:19:34 2016 No.15095559 >>15095552 >9 foot tall On one hand, that sounds dangerously close to /d/ giantess territory. But on the other hand, it's not that far off from how big lolis are compared to anons. So I guess it passes muster.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:20:18 2016 No.15095566 >>15093714 Hey translator anon, If you're still here, what will you with the translations when you complete the whole novel? Are you going to host it somewhere besides pastebin?:

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:20:26 2016 No.15095567 >>15095550 I was expecting a screamerAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:21:00 2016 No.15095568 >>15095552 Then what? >9' tall Too big

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:21:03 2016 No.15095570 File: 541 KB, 1001x882, 1437658882712.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15095559 Big Girls are love.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:21:16 2016 No.15095571 File: 398 KB, 1080x1920, 1460345448449.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to touch a hellhound's paw pads!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:21:28 2016 No.15095572 >>15095552 >[X] Walk away without breaking eye contact

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:22:40 2016 No.15095579 >>15095559 Interesting point. So lolis will feel the same as I might looking at a nine foot tall lady? Now I just want to protect the lolis more.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:22:58 2016 No.15095581 baphomet pictures, its what I need

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:23:34 2016 No.15095584 >>15095571 Fearboner incarnate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:23:55 2016 No.15095586 >>15095559 >>15095568 Isn't that like 2.7m?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:25:17 2016 No.15095592 >>15095586 This is an American Japanese Imageboard, we don't use that type of measurement.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:26:59 2016 No.15095599 >>15095571 I want to squeeze and massage a Kobold's paw pads!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:27:14 2016 No.15095601 >>15095584 >A hellhound will never hunt you down and fuck you roughly when she finds you Is there even a point to living?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:27:29 2016 No.15095602 >>15095592 I don't care where you're from, Imperial system is shit and you should kill yourself for using it over superior metric.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:27:42 2016 No.15095603 >>15095592 Don't care.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:28:04 2016 No.15095604 >>15095601 You could live to commission art of her like that one Jabberwock guy who has spent, what, $1500+ on commissions at this point?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:29:29 2016 No.15095607 File: 1.27 MB, 1900x1080, 1419791656981.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15095601 Then can smell your fear.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:29:33 2016 No.15095608 >You will never feed a mad hatter raging mushrooms

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:29:40 2016 No.15095609 File: 1.64 MB, 945x1399, Rt4eSvQ.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15095571 Get in line.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:30:36 2016 No.15095612 File: 2.93 MB, 2480x2590, 1458162541349.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to drown in a mofu singularity

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:31:27 2016 No.15095614 >>15095571 >>15095599 Why are monstergirl pawpads such intimate places? I just want to put my fingertips against the pads of a wolf girl's paw and bond like that.

Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:32:21 2016 No.15095618

>>15095566
The individual updates are also on my blog with slightly better formatting. When I complete a chapter or book, I make an EPUB that includes the illustrations and post download links there as well. I'll put a little more effort into formatting the final version of that once the whole book is done.

I also keep meaning to do some serious editing and reformatting to the first chapter, but not having the time. Maybe once Sasha's chapter is done.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:33:31 2016 No.15095628 >>15095612 LOOK AT ALL THAT FLUFF!

Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:33:47 2016 No.15095629
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>>15095604
As much as I like Hellhounds I have more important things to spend money on.

>>15095607
>>15095609
>A hellhound will never hunt you down, pin you to the ground, and give you lovebites to assert her dominance before riding you all night long

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:33:58 2016 No.15095630 >>15095618 Good to hear, and keep up the great work!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:34:08 2016 No.15095632 >>15095612 >You will never get caught in quantum mofu

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:34:10 2016 No.15095633 >>15095601 >Chasing me into a corner, approaching my cowarding form, roughly fucking me, then holding onto me and never letting go These feels, man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:34:35 2016 No.15095635 >>15095628 if you entered it, you would never be able to leave.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:34:41 2016 No.15095636 File: 1.20 MB, 3970x3670, Backside.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15095612 Pity she's not your waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:35:20 2016 No.15095640 God damn FUCK these NIGGER BUGS MAN Fucking hot weather

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:35:22 2016 No.15095641 >>15095612 >>15095632 These both sound like exposure to them will absorb you and turn you into the very mofu you touch.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:35:55 2016 No.15095643 >>15095640 Don't insult bug girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:36:44 2016 No.15095645 >>15095643 Well I wouldn't insult them if hey didn't fucking invade my house all the damn time

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:36:45 2016 No.15095646 >>15095636 THEY'RE SO BIG! She must be a pornstar with tails that huge.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:37:07 2016 No.15095651 >>15095641 It would be extremely fluffy

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:38:01 2016 No.15095655 >>15095636 Holy hell, those tails are perfect. I want to live in them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:38:51 2016 No.15095658 >>15095633 Hellhound cuddles would be the best >You will never feel warm and safe in a hellhound's embrace

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:38:52 2016 No.15095660 >>15095633 >>15095601 >Being found >Ever Shitters

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:41:14 2016 No.15095672 >>15095640 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSWDEXZdSoA >Eastern USA this year

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:41:21 2016 No.15095673 >>15095640 Don't even start on those mosquitos that keep trying to suck you while you try to sleep. My hands hurt from trying to kill them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:45:08 2016 No.15095685 >>15095640 Just get a venus flytrap/pitcher plant box. That'll eat the fuckers away.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:46:38 2016 No.15095690 >>15095673 My room has mosquito remains splattered all over the walls all the time, I'm a fuckin lvl 99 slipper martial artist. The cons of living in a tropical country >>15095685 I really need one of those too

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:47:38 2016 No.15095694 >>15095685 >>15095690 Won't help. Mosquitos zoom in on CO2 emissions from the skin. So a plant won't be attractive enough to bait them in, unlike other bugs that feed off flowers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:48:58 2016 No.15095700 File: 762 KB, 700x1151, 1452328623332.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15095690 Some day you're going to meet a Mosquito that's more than you can handle. And the only thing splattering the wall will be your semen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:51:46 2016 No.15095704 >>15095700 Cocky for an insect with mosquito bite breasts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:52:20 2016 No.15095706 >no native mosquitoes in my state Sometimes it feels good to live in Mr. Bungle's final studio album.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:52:23 2016 No.15095708 >>15095700 >a Mosquito that's more than you can handle I'd like to see it try. I can do backflip slipper squashes in my room.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:53:00 2016 No.15095711 >>15095646 Please. They're obviously artificial.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:53:42 2016 No.15095713 >>15095711 Mofu extensions? How depraved.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:57:10 2016 No.15095722 >>15095711 >Artificial mofu My god...

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:58:58 2016 No.15095730 >>15095722 >Accuse a Kitsune of having fake tails. >She presses them into your face and asks you if they feel fake to you. Instant mofu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:59:08 2016 No.15095732 >>15095711 >artificial fluffy tails Would we even be able to comprehend with the amount of mofu you just described?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 19:59:24 2016 No.15095733 >>15095711 >>15095713 >>15095722 She never asked for it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:00:01 2016 No.15095735 >>15095608 >you will never feed raging mushrooms to any normally collected or pompous monsters >you will never hide cameras that capture them rutting you like an animal >you will never threaten to release the videos unless they do it again

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:00:37 2016 No.15095737 >>15095733 I take it she was agreeable

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:00:42 2016 No.15095738 >>15095730 >>15095722 >>15095713 >>15095711 PHONY BIG PHAT PHONY

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:03:01 2016 No.15095746 >>15095636 Who is she anyway? She's cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:04:38 2016 No.15095751 >>15095746 your cute

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:05:25 2016 No.15095753 >>15095738 It's such a shame. When a kitsune gets mofu enhancement, all she does is make the all-natural girls insecure about the size of their tails.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:05:26 2016 No.15095754 >>15095751 alright, who let the monstergirls in here?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:05:55 2016 No.15095757 >>15095735 Is there such a thing as tea that uses mushrooms? Because I want to do some freaky, reprehensible things with certain rage mushrooms and a certain tea.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:06:29 2016 No.15095760 >>15095690 I used to leave the corpses of mosquitos and flies all over the place when I was a kid because I thought it would scare the other bugs away. I wonder what would happen if all of those little guys were monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:06:44 2016 No.15095762 >>15095754 Wait a second is it time to get raped and cuddled already?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:07:13 2016 No.15095763 >>15095746 Who? She's my waifu that's who.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:07:59 2016 No.15095768 >>15095754 If monster girls suddenly breached the wall of reality and came here to shitpost, how long would it be until the thread gets permadeleted for inappropriate content?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:08:01 2016 No.15095769 >>15095762 No, goddammit. Last time they did that, it was a fucking disaster. That's why we can't let them in h--

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:08:37 2016 No.15095771 >>15095757 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mushroom_tea Yep, but apparently it's mainly for getting high.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:10:20 2016 No.15095774 >>15095771 Interesting. Time to break three taboos at once, then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:11:44 2016 No.15095777 What's this sudden urge I got to write about Chesires

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:13:11 2016 No.15095779 >>15095777 It'll pass.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:13:14 2016 No.15095780 >>15095777 The triple lucky 7's compels you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:13:15 2016 No.15095781 >>15095763 Not if I brush her tails first!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:14:16 2016 No.15095786 File: 241 KB, 556x429, Lavender Scented Cleavage.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15095777 Milky faggotcat tats.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:14:58 2016 No.15095788 File: 687 KB, 1197x800, 1460133328823.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15095608 Slight tangent but I love this fucking picture. It makes me consider calling her best girl but I can't because that'd be awful of me

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:15:59 2016 No.15095793 File: 50 KB, 210x153, 1460680245230.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15095777 I'm sure there are no outside influences causing this...

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:16:27 2016 No.15095796 File: 1.36 MB, 1000x700, 1456369815443.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15095322 >Losenis >tfw you're mentioned Almost finished writing that dragon story giving up her treasure for her love

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:16:53 2016 No.15095798 >>15095786 >>15095788 OniTengumind. The love for monsteroppai is stronk.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:17:59 2016 No.15095803 >>15095796 >Almost finished writing that dragon story giving up her treasure for her love Now that's a lovely premise, I look forward to it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:20:34 2016 No.15095809 >>15095788 >dat hatter Hatter stories when?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:22:29 2016 No.15095812 File: 353 KB, 1302x976, Mad Hatter & Daughteru.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15095809

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:22:31 2016 No.15095813 >>15095793 Would chesire cat try to get you to look at dank memes with her on Reddit?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:22:31 2016 No.15095814 >>15095793 How does one desmug a fagcat?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:22:56 2016 No.15095816 >>15095796 >a Dragon tells you that you are worth more than her entire hoard I would cry an hug her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:23:27 2016 No.15095818 >>15095812 >dicking the daughteru No.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:24:17 2016 No.15095822 >>15095813 I really hope not

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:25:22 2016 No.15095825 >>15095735 >normally reserved girls fucking you like they're a faceless man in a hentai my fetish

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:25:35 2016 No.15095826 >>15095786 Would milk her very roughly until actual milk comes out, getting angrier by the minute when i realize she's more smug than before.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:27:59 2016 No.15095837 File: 1.11 MB, 1280x840, 1461025679170.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15095796 Did someone say Dragon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:30:06 2016 No.15095843 >>15095826 >":3" >Dammit you're leaking gallons how are you not even a bit flustered? >";3"

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:33:46 2016 No.15095855 File: 702 KB, 1000x1086, 1460838970501.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15095814 Make her beg for her favorite toy. And then never give it to her

Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:34:54 2016 No.15095856
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>>15095826
>>15095843
Attaining a Holsts abilities was apart of that cats master plan.
I wouldn't have it any other way.

I'd still force her to wear cow-print attire though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:35:35 2016 No.15095859 >>15095855 >Days since last penis joke: [0] I don't even know what the number after "0" looks like anymore...

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:35:56 2016 No.15095860 >>15095843 >:3

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:36:33 2016 No.15095862 >>15095825 Even better if they're unassuming, like a nerdy cyclops or the uptight Anubis class rep.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:37:40 2016 No.15095867 File: 283 KB, 1585x1145, 56393139_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15095837 Marry the Dragon!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:40:21 2016 No.15095873 >>15095867 I'm not sure I'm worthy!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:40:54 2016 No.15095874 >>15095867 No cuddle the dragon and blow raspberries on her cute tummy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:40:56 2016 No.15095875 >>15095711 >Someone accuses your Kitsune waifu of having artificial mofu enhancements There will be blood.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:41:14 2016 No.15095876 >>15095867 What a weak looking dragon...

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:41:24 2016 No.15095878 >>15095873 Don't you sass me, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:42:24 2016 No.15095881 >>15095875 Come on, do you really tails can be that big naturally?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:42:53 2016 No.15095885 File: 3.46 MB, 5400x3600, 5f7dec65fb1cfa6ff734bd8f21bf275a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15095876 Consider her older sister then

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:42:54 2016 No.15095884 File: 256 KB, 1177x779, 16364028_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15095711 Quantity is a status symbol, after all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:43:07 2016 No.15095886 >>15095876 It's her big day. Looking strong isn't the priority right now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:46:19 2016 No.15095891 >>15095885 You can't just replace a weak looking dragon with another weak looking one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:46:28 2016 No.15095892 >>15095881 She's just naturally gifted!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:46:31 2016 No.15095893 >>15095885 FYI, Vanilla > Jabber.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:46:58 2016 No.15095897 File: 336 KB, 1217x1491, 8c6bc4aadf5f06f4da72f02f46a4b488.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Consider a Basilisk...

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:47:01 2016 No.15095898 >>15095891 She's mature and rich though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:47:35 2016 No.15095901 >>15095897 Don't like snakes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:48:03 2016 No.15095904 >>15095901 They're coarse, and rough, and they get everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:48:16 2016 No.15095906 >>15095897 What if a blind man meets a basilisk?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:48:17 2016 No.15095907 >>15095856 What does Cheshire milk taste like.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:48:20 2016 No.15095908 >>15095897 What should I consider, asking her out on a date and then going back to my house for some long sessions of cuddling?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:48:46 2016 No.15095909 >>15095904 I want to be part of a snake mating ball

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:48:55 2016 No.15095910 >>15095897 I want to paizuri that Basilisk.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:50:38 2016 No.15095919 >>15095909 Too many snakes for you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:51:01 2016 No.15095920 >>15095919 says you!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:51:02 2016 No.15095921 >>15095909 Slut

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:52:02 2016 No.15095924 >>15095921 yes, and?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:52:58 2016 No.15095929 >>15095907 Sweet, crisp, and rather hard to interpret.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:53:08 2016 No.15095930 >>15095906 Love at first sight >>15095907 Catnipples

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:54:55 2016 No.15095936 >>15095930 God damnit Charon I'll cut you a piece of cake for that pun.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 20:58:41 2016 No.15095949 >>15095884 Slutbutt Kitsune when?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:00:17 2016 No.15095957 >>15095929 I want a smug ojou Cheshire who just had a gallon of holst milk to breastfeed me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:01:41 2016 No.15095960 File: 404 KB, 342x342, 1459383922809.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >TFW Cuckqueen stories soon

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:01:42 2016 No.15095961 >>15095957 The Smug Flood of '49

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:02:13 2016 No.15095965 >>15095949 Literally several threads ago.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:03:22 2016 No.15095974 >>15095898 And weak, you forgot weak.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:03:59 2016 No.15095977 >>15095949 http://pastebin.com/mL6fkzPB http://pastebin.com/9uu2Widj

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:04:37 2016 No.15095979 >>15095960 Wha

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:04:41 2016 No.15095980 File: 32 KB, 326x329, 1453606821258.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15095960

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:04:48 2016 No.15095981 >>15095961 Good times.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:05:06 2016 No.15095985 File: 140 KB, 1100x1051, 1460824618328.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15095974 >Insulting a Wock so thoroughly Rude

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:05:39 2016 No.15095988 File: 42 KB, 317x274, 1460726482266.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15095960 Not on my watch, fucker.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:06:25 2016 No.15095994 >>15095974 Even a nerddragon is stronger than a human, especially one in this thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:07:49 2016 No.15095998 >>15095960 Nice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:08:49 2016 No.15096004 >>15095994 >Projecting. Not everyone is you anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:08:49 2016 No.15096005 >>15095985 I wanna blow raspberries on Oneewocks tummy

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:09:16 2016 No.15096009 >>15095994 Sounds like projection on your part.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:10:42 2016 No.15096018 >>15095814 Tell her she's just a meme waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:11:20 2016 No.15096020 >>15095960 Am I missing something?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:11:28 2016 No.15096021 >>15096004 >>15096009 Anons Dragons are just naturally strong and tough Monster Girls I mean you think Wurms lift for their muscles?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:12:58 2016 No.15096026 >>15095957 I share your desire. >Ojou Cheshire I don't we've ever discussed an oujou Cheshire before.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:13:16 2016 No.15096027 >>15095856 >"Hey handsome, do you like memes?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:13:31 2016 No.15096028 >>15096021 Sorry anon, you're a projecting faggot. Good day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:13:41 2016 No.15096030 >>15095960 Fuck it, I'm down for that shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:13:41 2016 No.15096031 File: 653 KB, 1024x1024, m3JVjvW.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I got a new daughteru picture from my friend that does 3d model stuff

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:13:54 2016 No.15096033 >>15096018 Wouldn't that just overcharge her smugness?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:14:28 2016 No.15096037 >>15095867 I dunno who this man is but I love his love for drawing dragons

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:15:09 2016 No.15096042 >>15096037 You and me both.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:15:32 2016 No.15096045 >>15096031 The mouth could use an adjustment, but that's still pretty damn cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:15:37 2016 No.15096046 >>15096033 Not you tell her she's the Big Bang Theory of Monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:17:17 2016 No.15096052 >>15096031 Mouth looks kinda weird. I think the teeth should be on the upper jaw. Having them on the lower jaw gives off a sense that she has a large chin

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:18:35 2016 No.15096057 File: 306 KB, 1349x1632, Dragon Maid.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15096028 >Being this upset about some dragons Dang.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:18:41 2016 No.15096058 >>15096046 Fucking savage.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:20:10 2016 No.15096065 >>15095960 >Lizardgirl gf cries as she hears you pounding a thick faggotcat in the next room.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:21:13 2016 No.15096071 >>15096065 Anon no...

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:21:14 2016 No.15096072 File: 35 KB, 438x376, 1456105983432.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15096065 NO!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:22:03 2016 No.15096076 >>15096057 I want to go to a dragon maid cafe and when she asks what I want I will say (you)!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:22:13 2016 No.15096079 >>15096065 The Lizardman would kick that Cheshires ass into oblivion.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:22:32 2016 No.15096082 >>15096065 Hey! I would pick something other then a faggotcat

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:22:55 2016 No.15096084 >>15096065 Normally I prefer scales, but thick faggotcats are hard to deny.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:23:14 2016 No.15096086 >>15095994 And? I don't want a weak frail dragon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:23:42 2016 No.15096088 >>15096065 That's no fun. I'd rather have the Cheshire pin her down and hold her while I pound her Lizard butt. The Cheshire whispering lewd things into her ears.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:24:39 2016 No.15096097 File: 453 KB, 599x732, 7XxCAhi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15096088

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:25:19 2016 No.15096101 Would you volunteer to be the first to take a newly developed vaccine that makes you immune to mamono mana corruption?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:25:37 2016 No.15096102 >>15096065 How would a threesome of totally different monster girls be? would they fight while you fuck them?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:27:13 2016 No.15096110 >>15096101 No.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:28:13 2016 No.15096115 >>15096110 Don't worry, Anon. Pretty sure you already have autism, so no risk in trying.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:28:16 2016 No.15096116 >>15096101 Something like that would be much more useful for women, since the effects are more severe for them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:29:59 2016 No.15096129 >>15096115 But I don't want to be immune.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:30:52 2016 No.15096138 >>15096065 I would rather fuck a superior lizard, like a dragon or a ryu. I would look at her in the eyes while the other girl is on top of me and say how better a refined and strong girl is better than a weak and punny girl like her

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:31:17 2016 No.15096141 >>15096097 >You will never get to see a Hellhound sob pathetically as you fuck a Cheshire. Damn.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:31:24 2016 No.15096144 File: 387 KB, 1104x1188, 1460392230235.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What would a speedrunning Gazer rage about?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:32:18 2016 No.15096147 >>15096101 Fuck yeah I would.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:32:24 2016 No.15096149 >>15096141 Good I'd rather her get pissed off, rip the faggotcat off my dick and break me in proper.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:32:28 2016 No.15096151 >>15096144 >Speedrunning >Ever Come on, she's not THAT autistic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:32:36 2016 No.15096152 >>15096101 I would have already embraced the corruption

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:33:13 2016 No.15096157 >>15096144 Those fucking power-geyser turtles in W101, and every time you have to fight them in pairs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:33:21 2016 No.15096159 >>15096144 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:33:31 2016 No.15096161 >>15096101 In a heartbeat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:38:19 2016 No.15096186 >>15096159 Aw fuck don't let the Goose get loose!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:39:31 2016 No.15096189 >>15096159 Goose is such a faggot, it's amazing. Guy is almost as bad as those speedrunning autists.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:40:21 2016 No.15096197 >>15096144 Would the Gamer Gazer have any gamer Monster Girl friends? Can't be autistic by yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:42:46 2016 No.15096207 >>15096197 >Gazer's >Having any friends at all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:44:13 2016 No.15096210 >>15096159 >speedrunning is the most degenerate thing devised by man, he says >as he continues to speedrun Oh man, this literal dog shit tastes horrible, let me just keep filling my mouth with it as I lick it from the ground.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:45:20 2016 No.15096213 >>15096210 You've been rused by the Gooseman himself

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:46:47 2016 No.15096217 >>15096197 >>15096207 Aw no Gazer would have lots of friends. That she knows nothing about In the Human boy threads That's what she tells herself

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:46:47 2016 No.15096218 File: 661 KB, 1600x1200, NerdHound.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15096197 I want a nerdhound that sits on my face while she plays vidya games

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:46:51 2016 No.15096219 >>15096213 So he's not actually a speedrunner then?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:51:49 2016 No.15096227 >>15096218 >Freckles Oh shit I wasn't expecting that Top qt

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:52:05 2016 No.15096229 >>15096218 I want to spill my powerlevel in history knowledge during class only for a Nerdhound to timidly approach me and try to break the ice trying to talk about history!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:52:23 2016 No.15096230 >>15096144 "Honey I'm sorry I can't afford a better PC right now, I spent all my money on commissions of you."

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:52:30 2016 No.15096231 >>15096217 I'm sure she knows enough about them to tell who they are by what they post. >>15096218 You'll only end up distracting her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:53:53 2016 No.15096235 Why are Hellhounds even popular? What do you fuckers even see in them?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:55:25 2016 No.15096242 >>15096218 That's a pretty flat nerdhound, would she even have the ass for proper facesitting?

Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:57:00 2016 No.15096247
File: 1.42 MB, 1900x1080, 1420084821935.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>15096231
>You'll only end up distracting her.
I want to hear her mumble about how I distracted her and made her die between moans of ecstasy.

>>15096235
I like wolf type monster girls and I like femdom. It's win-win.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:57:22 2016 No.15096249 File: 2.73 MB, 2693x1728, 9d21f9f59faecbd02a208cec68857e5b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15096217 Come on, she'd have at least a few friends.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:57:39 2016 No.15096250 >>15096235 I miss the old times where people still talked about wolfgirls, they don't even make stories about em anymore, poor things

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:58:09 2016 No.15096253 >>15096235 Betas like the femdom monster that caters to their fetish, what else is there to say? Nothing wrong with that though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:59:18 2016 No.15096256 >>15096249 Well sure they used to come around but she hasn't left the house in months. They've all moved on and started looking for a mate, and she just keeps sitting in her bedroom playing vidya. Oh god I'm sorry it's too real

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 21:59:57 2016 No.15096260 >>15096256 Fuck you man that hit too close to home

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 22:00:47 2016 No.15096262 >>15096256 ...Shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 22:02:25 2016 No.15096269 >>15096256 >>15096260 >>15096262 Stop being such crybabies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 22:02:40 2016 No.15096270 >>15096253 That doesn't explain the fascination with Nerdhound though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 22:03:43 2016 No.15096273 File: 431 KB, 648x1000, 1457580398518.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15096250 Wolf girls are the best, objectively.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 22:04:44 2016 No.15096277 >>15096250 >Tfw unfinished story all about wolf girls that I've only put 3k words into I have no excuses.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 22:05:21 2016 No.15096280 Gonna tame a Hellhound.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 22:05:42 2016 No.15096281 >>15096270 Probably the same people who talk about being gangbanged by nerd monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 22:07:19 2016 No.15096287 >>15096281 So probably a bunch of nerds themselves.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 22:07:52 2016 No.15096290 File: 213 KB, 750x750, 29539485_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 22:09:55 2016 No.15096294 >>15096287 Oh you betcha. Also most likely the same anons who constantly talk about role reversal with monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 22:10:00 2016 No.15096295 File: 267 KB, 721x1002, 55919928_p8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Monoeyes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 22:12:28 2016 No.15096299 >>15096295 Monoeyes are for protecting

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 22:13:17 2016 No.15096300 >>15096295 Not even with someone else's dick

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 22:14:15 2016 No.15096305 File: 267 KB, 800x1066, 30007953.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15096295 Man, mono eyes are pretty cute

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 22:14:18 2016 No.15096306 File: 225 KB, 904x1161, 55919928_p3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15096299 They're for bullying.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 22:14:50 2016 No.15096307 >>15096306 Nah, don't feel like it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 22:18:02 2016 No.15096314 File: 358 KB, 809x1086, Grieve-tan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15093619 This girl slaps your waifu on the ass What do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 22:18:51 2016 No.15096321 >>15096295 They are cute and those big eyes are perfect for looking into while you impregnate them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 22:19:03 2016 No.15096322 >>15096314 Try spinning. That's a good trick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 22:19:27 2016 No.15096324 >>15096314 Light her on fire.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 22:19:56 2016 No.15096327 >>15096314 Is that General fucking Grievous Are you fucking for real right now

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 22:20:40 2016 No.15096330 >>15096327 No, I'm fucking Grievous.

Anonymous Mon Apr 18 22:20:53 2016 No.15096331

>>15096294
Yeah, what a bunch of fucking losers. I guess it makes sense they're so interested nerd monstergirls, because those are the only ones who would ever have low enough standards to be interested in people as pathetic as them.

No, I'm not projecting. Why do you ask?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 22:21:07 2016 No.15096334 >>15096327 Are you just now knowing about this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 22:22:16 2016 No.15096339 >>15096314 Make fun of her smoking habits.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 22:22:42 2016 No.15096341 >>15096334 Oh no, I'm well verse in animugrillization of things, I just never expected a CIS droid general of all things to get roped into it

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 22:23:33 2016 No.15096348 File: 529 KB, 977x1110, d0dc83b1e1287f88f8a9429c66ae6188.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15096327 Did you really think Grievous wouldn't inevitably be turned into an animu gril?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 22:24:38 2016 No.15096355 >>15096314 Have a poorly choreographed fight and end up shooting her with a blaster.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 22:24:42 2016 No.15096356 >>15096273 She has pretty eyes. And lovely, enticingly-shaped ears.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 22:25:46 2016 No.15096360 >>15096314 Slap her on the arse.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 22:26:41 2016 No.15096363 >>15096314 So uncivilised.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 22:27:08 2016 No.15096365 >>15096314 Punch her in the throat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 22:29:22 2016 No.15096373 I'm going to cuddle a strong-fat jinko.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 22:30:35 2016 No.15096381 >>15096373 If i cuddle my waifu dressed as a pillow would i technically be cuddling a daki of my waifu?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 22:33:14 2016 No.15096398 >>15096314 Expunge her from existence, just like the rest of the prequel filth.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 22:33:41 2016 No.15096399 >>15096381 No, you would be cuddling your waifu that looks like a pillow, not a pillow that looks like your waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 22:33:49 2016 No.15096400 >>15096381 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 22:34:27 2016 No.15096401 >>15096381 >anon forces Daki Demon to dress up as a pillow

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 22:34:40 2016 No.15096403 >>15096381 You'd be cuddling the waifu of your daki. >tfw no daki demon >it's just a succubus trapped in a two-dimensional pictorial plane on/within a dakimakura, able to feel as if it were her own body >but helpless to move the pillow itself

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 22:36:09 2016 No.15096407 File: 390 KB, 826x1045, 1450691164783.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15096314 Let her job to a bunch of sahuagin.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 22:36:19 2016 No.15096408 File: 372 KB, 1069x754, 1460003311285-monster.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15095460

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 22:38:33 2016 No.15096416 >>15096408 She must really like that harpy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 22:40:15 2016 No.15096421 >>15096295 Monoeye, Monoeye. Dumb and ugly. Should go and die.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 22:40:31 2016 No.15096422 >>15093714 Thank you based anon. God knows we've waited too long for these to get translated

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 22:42:25 2016 No.15096427 >>15096249 I never knew Gazer's could be so damn cute sometimes I wish we had a steam group or Discord group to talk about monster waifus and shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 22:42:28 2016 No.15096428 File: 128 KB, 878x930, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15096421 Anon, that rhyme doesn't work with that meter. Don't you know anything about poetry?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 22:43:26 2016 No.15096433 >>15096408 Unless you go to 8gag's /monster/ board you won't get the context of the joke If you do then its pretty funny

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 22:45:46 2016 No.15096440 >>15096408 I'm hungry for mangoes now, thanks Anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 22:46:40 2016 No.15096444 >>15096433 So what's the context.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 22:47:41 2016 No.15096446 >>15096428 Shut the fuck up you dumb wolf.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 22:48:07 2016 No.15096449 >>15096428 I want a Stern Awoo to make me see the error of my spicy ways!

Anonymous Mon Apr 18 22:49:29 2016 No.15096452 [DELETED]

>>15096444
Basically the admin of 8Gag's board is a Mexican named Aux. In the steam group for that board, someone brought up the fact that he was mexican, and proceeded to talk about his mango trees or something. Then that person started spamming Ai Papi in that room non stop, and now everyone teases him about it, but he's in on it as well.

Also his waifu is a Baphomet. We can talk shit about them all we want, but in a way they're a little bit like family

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 22:51:47 2016 No.15096460 >>15096446 Awrude.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 22:52:11 2016 No.15096461 >>15096452 Sounds like something you had to be there for to be funny. Thanks for the explanation.

Anonymous Mon Apr 18 22:59:15 2016 No.15096481 [DELETED]

>>15096461
Its still a cute picture. And look I'm not shilling that board, but it is comfy just like these threads are.

We seriously need like a 4chan monster group or something. Would definatly bring writefags, drawfags, and others together to chat in the off time

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 22:59:52 2016 No.15096484 File: 653 KB, 1024x1024, m3JVjvW.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15096052 >>15096045 Better?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:01:12 2016 No.15096490 >>15096481 Wanna know how I know you weren't here in the halcyon days of the abomination irc?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:01:28 2016 No.15096492 >>15096481 Every time we've tried shit like that it's ended poorly. Just look at MG IRC groups.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:01:49 2016 No.15096493 >>15096484 A little.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:02:14 2016 No.15096497 >>15096481 I never said you were shilling, or that the picture wasn't cute. Hell, I'll take any at least half decent Bapho art.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:02:48 2016 No.15096500 >>15096481 Anon, the last irc group for this thread we had was an absolute fucking disaster. These threads should stay as these threads. Nothing else. No groups, mascots, or unifying elements besides these threads themselves.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:03:06 2016 No.15096501 >>15096497 I know, you just never know. Shitposters/Australians/Faggot Cats man

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:03:27 2016 No.15096502 >>15096484 Better, the chin looks a little weird.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:04:09 2016 No.15096504 >>15096481 There's two Discords already up for that? One from the abomination IRC and one for the Dread Faggot Robert's crew.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:04:41 2016 No.15096506 >>15096504 and both are shit right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:04:53 2016 No.15096508 >>15096484 Cuddle the dakighteru!

Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:05:11 2016 No.15096510 [DELETED]

>>15096481
>I'm not shilling for that board but look it's awesome and we need to do retarded shit like them
>We seriously need like a 4chan monster group or something
Yeah you can go fuck right off now. Everyone knows that shit will end up as pure 2000% cancer, regardless of subject matter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:05:24 2016 No.15096512 >>15096501 >not Australian faggot cats shitposting

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:06:03 2016 No.15096513 >>15096506 >Even having to ask this question On what planet have you not heard of King Robert the Terrible?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:06:23 2016 No.15096515 >>15096506 The TFT one is for sure. Other one has all the drawfags minus .less in it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:07:38 2016 No.15096519 >No Mantis wife that only eats what she hunted herself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:07:41 2016 No.15096520 >>15096481 >>15096500 This. Our threads benefit from the lack of those things.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:08:36 2016 No.15096525 >>15096519 What if you live in the city?

Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:09:04 2016 No.15096527 [DELETED]

>>15096506
The TFT one's pretty bad. You have .less and Aftyn trying to ruffle Kitsoviet's feathers non-stop and Bollocks bitching about not being able to write as if anybody gives a shit. The only good to come out of it is .less did away with his monsterboy sona and is now a cosmic pigeon

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:09:25 2016 No.15096528 >>15096525 Be prepared to eat rats for dinner.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:09:26 2016 No.15096529 >>15096513 I've heard of our Canadian king, if that matters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:09:31 2016 No.15096531 >>15096525 She can raise chickens.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:10:38 2016 No.15096533 >>15096527 TFT has some decent stuff, but yeah its a pretty cancerous community.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:13:06 2016 No.15096538 File: 1.05 MB, 1280x779, 1461035586953.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15096314 >tfw Original Clone Wars Grievous is the only acceptable one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIj7gIDFDe4

Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:13:19 2016 No.15096540 [DELETED]

>>15096533
Dude, it's not the TFT. Rather, it's the irc where the people gathered that would create TFT. That cluster of chucklefucks predates the site by years. But they are a big reason why it's such a cancerous hellhole.

Not that I'm complaining. It got them out of here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:13:39 2016 No.15096542 File: 2.04 MB, 3000x2000, 55.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15096512

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:14:38 2016 No.15096543 File: 96 KB, 729x410, Butthat'swrong.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15096540 >It got them out of here >Both Aftyn and Shoggocks are still here

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:15:30 2016 No.15096548 >>15096540 They had that mascot contest recently to, which ended up causing a shitstorm between furfags who were trying to get that futa kitsune to win

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:15:58 2016 No.15096551 >>15096543 Mostly out of here. The worst ones anyway. You forgot .less is still here too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:16:56 2016 No.15096555 >>15096542 Makes me want to take that faggot cat and put her in meme rehab.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:17:26 2016 No.15096558 >>15096548 It should have one. Then when people visited, they'd get an honest representation of what they were in for.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:17:29 2016 No.15096559 File: 934 KB, 650x1312, MilkMaid.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just crudely cropped this out if anybody cares.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:18:19 2016 No.15096562 >>15096548 >that futa kitsune to win That what now?

Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:19:23 2016 No.15096566 [DELETED]

>>15096548
>which ended up causing a shitstorm between furfags who were trying to get that futa kitsune to win
I remember seeing that when they were taking votes for their mascot, but I suppose it's to be expected that futafags would be the ones to get their panties in a bunch.

Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:20:06 2016 No.15096568 [DELETED]

>>15096558
It does. An artist called sub-res won the contest. It was a kitsune of course, but he was clearly the best artist

>>15096562
Again going back to 8gag, their "alternate" monster board called /chaos/ decided to enter the contest by creating a Kitsune Futa and entering it in the contest. Then some faggot went to the furfag board there and ended up getting the fags to vote for the futa, it ended up failing pretty badly and the admin for the furry board ending up calling out the entire board for being a bunch of fucking faggots.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:20:43 2016 No.15096569 >>15096559 Is this part of a collage? Must be why Haruko is in there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:23:05 2016 No.15096576 File: 763 KB, 1280x1182, Sub Hellound Sweater.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15096568 Sweaters man, he drew sweaters

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:23:38 2016 No.15096577 File: 97 KB, 700x1000, 37253651480811d810bf28825c5da0c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15096568 >sub-res won the contest That's nice. Shame that the design is forever associated with TFT though.

Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:24:16 2016 No.15096580
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>>15096559
>Spilling the milk

That's -20 headpat points.

>Click remove images until there are none left of the ones we are looking for

CAPTCHA WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING DOING!?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:27:15 2016 No.15096588 >>15096580 >not using legacy You brought this on yourself, son.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:28:02 2016 No.15096592 >>15096588 The fuck is a legacy?

Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:30:10 2016 No.15096603 [DELETED]

>>15096577
Speaking as a formerly active writefag on TFT, if I could leave without burning bridges I would but at this point it's better to just let the hate pile on since my platitude of various Souls games and sleep schedule lapses aren't doing it fast enough.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:30:24 2016 No.15096604 File: 107 KB, 370x303, Smuggest Spider.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15096592 lurk moar

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:31:11 2016 No.15096607 >>15096592 Legacy captcha. You a newfag or something? Bottom right of the page, click settings, get rid clickapics forever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:31:16 2016 No.15096608 >>15096604 Holy shit, I want to pat her head.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:31:19 2016 No.15096609 >>15096569 Yeah there's like 100 waifus in it. >>15096580 That's fine, because I'm going to be fucking her roughly in the back to get more milk out of her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:31:32 2016 No.15096610 File: 441 KB, 1091x1488, 2016_01_02_by_sub_res-d9q6j12.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15096576 and it works so well forgot he drew this as well

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:31:53 2016 No.15096613 >>15096604 DELETE THAT SMUG SPIDER.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:33:28 2016 No.15096618 >>15096603 As sad as it is, if you want to get a monster girl story out there, its really the only place, besides the wordpress

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:34:19 2016 No.15096623 >>15096314 Munch popcorn while the wife turns her into a sopping mess of ahegao. Then join in, stating that "Foreplay's almost over." What did she think would happen when she slapped an Ushi-Oni on the ass?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:36:37 2016 No.15096630 >>15096618 >if you want to get a monster girl story out there They get spread around all by themselves if people like them. I've seen links to my pastebin on totally different boards and even the wiki. You just gotta git gud.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:36:40 2016 No.15096631 >>15096610 Magnificent. I love pear shaped foxes so much.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:37:13 2016 No.15096633 >>15096568 >but he was clearly the best artist Are you TRYING to start shit?

Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:38:59 2016 No.15096641 [DELETED]

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>>15096603
>Not using TFT as a hosting service without attaching yourself to the site itself

t. writefag who unironically used fanfiction.net back then because there was no other better hosting site available that I knew of

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:39:00 2016 No.15096642 File: 220 KB, 287x291, Smug Spider.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15096604 >Turn on legacy captcha in 4chanx >It's that garbage illegible text shit that's even slower Guess I'll just deal with the new remove image version of captcha.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:40:33 2016 No.15096645 >Shitty weather for about a week >Internet getting throttled, streets got flooded yesterday, now I have to deal with electricity getting knocked out for an hour >tfw no alp titties to molest in the dark

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:40:35 2016 No.15096646 >>15096641 Still the best Salamander design I've seen yet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:41:49 2016 No.15096648 File: 495 KB, 925x584, 1450389931232.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] East or West /mgg/?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:41:52 2016 No.15096649 >>15096641 I'd rather not be associated with ABBSI

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:43:14 2016 No.15096652 >>15096648 Center. That's where I will put my dick, the border where east and west will meet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:43:44 2016 No.15096653 >>15096648 Dragon has bigger titties in this image than Ryu, which is to be expected of western monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:45:18 2016 No.15096655 >>15096568 Personally, I liked Monorus, then sub-res, then .less' designs. But that's just me. Mono cheated because I'd smash a California Gold kitsune so fucking hard you'd swear she'd been hit by a bullet train

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:51:56 2016 No.15096667 >>15096649 anon, literally the only people who might care are a small portion of the anons in this thread. And those people care way too much about what site hosts what.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:53:42 2016 No.15096670 File: 1.31 MB, 1000x1331, 1448087254613.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15094232 That sounds divine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:54:19 2016 No.15096672 >>15096649 And yet, here you are. Where four fifths of that acronym post, and the last fifth posted.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:55:56 2016 No.15096679 >>15096670 Is that white-haired girl volunteering to become a new slimegirl?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:55:59 2016 No.15096680 >>15096648 Got to go with east, Ryu are sweet kind girls who give you the greatest cuddles and are passionate romantic lovers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:57:08 2016 No.15096685 >>15096348 I strangely approve.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:57:50 2016 No.15096688 >>15096680 yeah but dragons will snuggle you into their large milky breasts. Sometimes they even breast feed you to. How can you say no to that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 23:59:40 2016 No.15096697 File: 442 KB, 800x1000, I want to touch those horns.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 00:00:05 2016 No.15096698 >>15096688 >How can you say no to that because dragons are shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 00:02:19 2016 No.15096706 >>15096648 West is best.

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 00:03:35 2016 No.15096708

>>15096688
how do you know the Ryu doesn't also have sweet milky breast that I can drink from and also match her equally sweet personality?Plus I she can wrap me up in her coils as I do it, singing to me love songs from her native tongue to make us both feel as comfortable as possible while expressing her true love of me and my personality in her own unique way.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 00:03:52 2016 No.15096710 File: 3.71 MB, 2000x2500, 1423899493642.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15096698 GIANT FAT DRAGON TITS

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 00:08:50 2016 No.15096720 >>15096708 well when you put it like that, it does sound heavenly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 00:10:14 2016 No.15096723 >>15096710 >those >Giant they are big, that's it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 00:11:20 2016 No.15096725 >>15096710 I cannot deny this, west is best. She is warm, cuddly, protective, tall and strong. >>15096698 Wrong MG, if your going to say that at least get it right!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 00:14:17 2016 No.15096731 File: 48 KB, 459x403, dairy dragon dds.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15096710 Could be bigger.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 00:14:44 2016 No.15096732 >>15096314 >braces Anyone else think this is fucking disgusting?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 00:15:34 2016 No.15096735 >>15096710 I want a Dragon to claim me as her most precious treasure.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 00:15:35 2016 No.15096736 >>15096731 Those could be bigger too. Dragon mistress better not let me go shopping.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 00:15:39 2016 No.15096737 >>15096731 So Dragon Milk, Holstaurus Milk, or Ushi-Oni Milk?

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 00:15:42 2016 No.15096738

>>15096720
Of course it is, because it's the two of us being intimate and sharing a relationship bonding moment with each other. She wraps me up in her loving coils and allows me to drink from her mighty bust, as she giggles happily while getting ready for her song. Her milk so sweet like her and her coils massaging me, making sure I'm as happy and comfortable as can be. She sings her love song and even if I couldn't can't understand the words, I'd understand the amount of love and emotions she puts in them, as she confess about the various things she loves about me, like my great loving personalty, to my looks and all the various quirks that makes her the happiest girl in the world when she's with me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 00:15:50 2016 No.15096739 >>15096731 >>15096710 Well i have a new fetish, Big Dragongirl tats. Thanks /MGT/.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 00:16:52 2016 No.15096743 File: 494 KB, 1068x1275, tumblr_o5m2z6G7pC1r8ououo1_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15096723 Right? I can't believe how skewed some people's definitions of 'giant' can be in this thread of all places.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 00:17:03 2016 No.15096744 >>15096737 I dunno, I'm gonna need to try all three to really know for sure.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 00:17:23 2016 No.15096745 >>15096738 Of course you'll also drift off to sleep, all while she coos into your ear

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 00:18:03 2016 No.15096748 >>15096737 Dragons. >>15096739 No problem.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 00:18:20 2016 No.15096752 >>15096743 Exactly. The image you have is what I would consider giant. Oh boy would I love a dragon with those titties.

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 00:18:37 2016 No.15096754
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>>15096739
You mean you DIDN'T already lust after big dragon titties. praying for the day you could suckle at one as she slowly jerks you off, coonig at you like a child with that arrogant-yet-loving tone? What's wrong with you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 00:22:35 2016 No.15096760 File: 385 KB, 2048x2024, 1460479895677.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I hope the artist of pic-related draws a Dragon at some point. His way of drawing big tits is perfect.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 00:23:08 2016 No.15096761 >>15096754 Thank god I would never get to experience that. How terrible.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 00:23:46 2016 No.15096762 File: 421 KB, 1126x1600, 1442174232512.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15096743

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 00:23:59 2016 No.15096764 >>15096754 No, i did its just you guys have multiplied it by 500, and please stop telling me things that i need but can never have. WHY UNIVERSE, WHY?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 00:24:38 2016 No.15096765 >>15096760 Anybody good at reading moon? Obviously it's something to do with sex, but I'm curious what she's saying.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 00:25:00 2016 No.15096767 File: 11 KB, 305x279, 1441746475104.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15096764 Its alright bro, we understand your pain

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 00:25:22 2016 No.15096770

>>15096745
Indeed, all the while wrapped up in the loving coils of my Ryu lover and resting my head on her mighty bosom. As I fall asleep, a big smile appears on her face due to just how happy she is to have confessed her true feeling to me. She then proceeds to pull my head into a tight hug so that I may listen to her heartbeat allowing its lovely rhythm to further make drift off to blissful sleep. Then before she joins me in my sleep, she nuzzles her face into mine and run a claw through my hair, wishing a good night to the rainbow in her sky that is me and falling asleep with a smile on her face.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 00:26:56 2016 No.15096774 File: 932 KB, 1000x1414, 56352347_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 00:29:20 2016 No.15096780 >>15096762 Asterio's design is awful, and this comes from someone that like big girls with huge tits. Hounds spamming of her didn't help either.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 00:31:42 2016 No.15096783 File: 2.24 MB, 1836x2327, 1429340039456.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15096762 Still only the second biggest official pair. Fuck the haters, it'd be worth a few bumps to get ridden raw by a big farmhand cow.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 00:31:55 2016 No.15096784 >>15096765 It's hard to tell with it being handwritten, but I think she's saying: "Master, um, can you milk me today too?"

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 00:32:19 2016 No.15096786 File: 1.52 MB, 1227x1622, 2ndBestGoat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wish I had a goat to snuggle and drink with

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 00:33:43 2016 No.15096792 File: 571 KB, 1200x811, Fuck Spring.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's too warm, I'm allergic to everything, there's no Unicorn in this forest, I wish I was at home playing video games.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 00:34:14 2016 No.15096794 File: 486 KB, 800x1000, 1453761181484.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BIG SOFT PAW PADS

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 00:34:30 2016 No.15096796 >>15096783 Fuck off cuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 00:35:49 2016 No.15096798 >>15096792 >Too warm Fuck you, man. I was still wearing a hat and gloves three days ago. Do you know how nice it felt to walk outside with needing three extra layers on? Though I did regret walking home at night when the temp dropped to 45.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 00:36:13 2016 No.15096799 File: 3.44 MB, 2560x1440, Shigatake 0156.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15096792 Go look for fairies anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 00:37:25 2016 No.15096802 >>15096770 Too much anon, too much in a good way

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 00:39:28 2016 No.15096805 File: 52 KB, 359x535, FAT FAIRY FANNY.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15096799

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 00:42:34 2016 No.15096812 I need more mofu butt to feed my addiction, help me anons!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 00:43:02 2016 No.15096815 >>15096805 Not fat enough.

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 00:43:47 2016 No.15096817

>>15096802
Thanks, me and my Ryu lover are sharing an intimate passionate moment with each other. In fact tomorrow where going to spend all day watching shows, playing video games and cuddling, followed me repaying her kind love by giving her long strong yet sot body a massage so she know exactly how relax I felt last night thanks to her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 00:45:38 2016 No.15096824 >>15096794 Big soft paw pads are made for massaging and kissing, just as lovely soft anubi are made for cherishing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 00:46:45 2016 No.15096828 >>15096817 This is outright RP. Dial it down.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 00:48:12 2016 No.15096831 >>15096817 >>15096828

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 00:48:23 2016 No.15096833 File: 905 KB, 806x1000, 1455512637483.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15096828 Its a fetish thread about monster girls. If we can make more smut fantasies I'm all for it

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 00:48:50 2016 No.15096835 >>15096817 I for one enjoy this, please continue despite calls from the thread police.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 00:51:20 2016 No.15096840 File: 927 KB, 1800x2250, 1446606231713.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Monster girls in sweaters are nice. But what about monster girls in summer dresses, wish sun hats?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 00:51:21 2016 No.15096841 File: 178 KB, 700x500, 1460955141066-0.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] KC and Wonderland in a nutshell

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 00:52:56 2016 No.15096843 >>15096783 Third biggest. Cathyl > Tio > Asterio

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 00:53:06 2016 No.15096844 >>15096833 >>15096835 Thanks, just doing this for some fun and seeing if it can get the creative gears turning in my head. It also helps me to think of ides that may help me to write a story, as for continuing I'll see what I can brainstorm.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 00:53:06 2016 No.15096845 >>15096833 I think i might have an Onee-Sama addiction. Thankfully i can stop at anytime.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 00:53:08 2016 No.15096846 File: 383 KB, 901x870, 1397431977060.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15096840 Those are also acceptable

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 00:53:59 2016 No.15096849 >>15096833 >>15096835 Say what you will, but the wiki exists for RPshit. Not this place.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 00:54:56 2016 No.15096853 >>15096849 >>15096844

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 00:55:02 2016 No.15096854 >>15096841 nice

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 00:57:32 2016 No.15096857 >>15096065 >Lizardgirl chokes back tears as you make her eat the cum out of thick faggotcat's pussy after you two catch her peeping. >Faggotcat makes a meme out of her called "eternally cucked lizard"

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 00:58:11 2016 No.15096859

>>15096849
Honestly, I'm more concerned with the newfags burning a ton of images the last few hours, especially on random cropped reaction crap. But they'll figure it out when we're at 1500 posts with 1000 more to go, no images and seven threads before this one gets archived. Or they might start crying to start a new thread. Fuck 'em if they do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 00:58:44 2016 No.15096860 >>15096833 There's a way to do it without dirtying this thread with one if the lowest cancers of the Internet. If you can't come up with stuff without RPing, then tough shit. Do it elsewhere, or not at all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:00:07 2016 No.15096863 >>15096648 Is this the beginning of the Cold War?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:00:20 2016 No.15096865 melon doing a scylla stream https://picarto.tv/Whutermuelon

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:00:49 2016 No.15096868 File: 292 KB, 1100x1000, e7c7159ea8b4_43A30BA8_023_R_thumb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] reminder that doggies make the best wives, daughters, and friends.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:04:05 2016 No.15096874 >>15096481 Here you are anon, I made one for all of us <3 https://discord.gg/0xVs0e6nQ4dlnynB

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:04:52 2016 No.15096875 >>15096844 This. Shit like this helps create stories and other unique ideas. People should just stop getting assblasted over it and have fun

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:05:29 2016 No.15096878
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>>15096868
>Come home from a bad day at work
>Completely exhausted & just generally pissed with life
>Drop onto couch with a huff
>Feel a weight in your lap
>Dog waifu is resting her head there, looking up at you with really big moe eyes
>All the worries melt away
>Smile for the first tie all day, give her a scratch behind the ears
>She smiles back, leaning into your hand
>You will never have this
It's not fair, damnit!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:05:43 2016 No.15096879 >>15096868 I want all of them, especially the brown one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:06:27 2016 No.15096881 >>15096859 Pray they don't do it then.

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:07:04 2016 No.15096882
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>>15096868
Preach it brother. Wan wan for life.

Not just any girl can be your loyal and lustful lover, best friend, fluffiest of cuddle buddies and steadfast adventuring companion all at once.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:07:31 2016 No.15096884 >>15096875 Indeed, that's exactly what I was doing, having some fun and maybe see if it can help me get inspiration to write a story or just get my creativity flowing to think of ides for a story.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:07:46 2016 No.15096888 >>15096882 >Double ears Why is this ever a thing?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:10:12 2016 No.15096897 >>15096888 Because when you push back her hair and kiss your way up her neck it would feel weird to just have nothing there. I'm sure if her hair was longer and shaggier you wouldn't even notice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:10:14 2016 No.15096898 >>15096888 Because terrible lazy Nip cosplay designs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:11:22 2016 No.15096904 >>15096897 >it would feel weird to just have nothing there. You playing devil's advocate or something? It's way weirder having something there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:11:29 2016 No.15096906 >>15096897 >it would feel weird to just have nothing there. For fucking casuals, maybe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:13:11 2016 No.15096911 >People are seriously defending RP These threads had a good run, I suppose.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:13:19 2016 No.15096913 >>15096904 That's how I feel. I don't think there's anything wrong with having both fluffy dog ears and nibble-friendly human ears. Just one more place to whisper into. >>15096906 Is that a challenge?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:14:02 2016 No.15096916 File: 734 KB, 2174x2174, Pally Patrol in disguise.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15096798 Too. Warm. >>15096799 Fairies are very low energy, at least a Unicorn would be a nice lady. Living in a nice enchanted forest that stays cool...

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:14:49 2016 No.15096918 >>15096868 This anon speaks the truth.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:15:04 2016 No.15096919 >>15096911 >People still bitching about their personal posting standards as if they mean shit We've survived worse.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:15:37 2016 No.15096920 >>15096911 There's just a couple new people this thread. It's really obvious from all the reaction posting and /monster/ posting and EMG/12beast out of nowhere. What they should do is lurk more though and get a feel for things.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:15:44 2016 No.15096921 >>15096916 I feel you, man. 20 celsius is too much for me. I need to be refrigerated or I spoil like skim milk. I'd love to have yuki-onna around to serve as a cooling unit but it's not 2017 yet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:17:38 2016 No.15096930 >>15096913 >That's how I feel. I don't think there's anything wrong with having both fluffy dog ears and nibble-friendly human ears. Just one more place to whisper into. As long as you understand why most people think it's retarded.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:19:41 2016 No.15096935 File: 115 KB, 1000x1100, 14357689345345.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Headless Waifus!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:19:45 2016 No.15096936 File: 992 KB, 500x281, Intense Moral Choices.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I have a choice for ya'll Monster Girls Become real, and you get your waifu But your Family members die(including extended family members) What do you choose?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:20:54 2016 No.15096937 >>15096919 Because of people coming down hard on the morons bringing in shit. It's not a personal thing when RP is bottom-of-the-barrel scum of the internet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:21:20 2016 No.15096938 >>15096679 Not necessarily a new slimegirl, her she would be assimilated with the current slime girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:21:59 2016 No.15096941 >>15096936 HOLY SHIT THAT'S NOT EVEN A QUESTION. KILL THEM KILL THEM ALL

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:22:03 2016 No.15096942 >>15096935 >Contractually Obligated too soon, man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:22:06 2016 No.15096943 >>15096936 No that's shit. Unless you don't have family or your family is literally human garbage beyond redemption.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:23:48 2016 No.15096947 File: 620 KB, 979x1752, 1450022756921.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15096935 I want that pumpkin.

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:24:24 2016 No.15096949

>>15096936
I only really maintain my relationships with my family members for their sake, not for my own. I'm perfectly happy to be on my own and not communicate or see other people for long periods of time, but I force myself to keep a facade up for them.

So yes, I would make monstergirls real.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:24:41 2016 No.15096950 >>15096841 careful that stuff is from shitchan, the mods may delete your post.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:27:09 2016 No.15096955 >>15096936 I would do it. I have some cousins that I just meet once in my life and probably will never meet again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:28:05 2016 No.15096958 >>15096824 But anubi are made for bullying.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:29:01 2016 No.15096963 >>15096950 No they won't. Mods don't care where an image originates from.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:30:17 2016 No.15096966 >>15096936 I'll take it, my family is fucking trash.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:31:26 2016 No.15096968 >>15096958 They're for leading astray. Dragging your Anubis roommate away from her studying to have some fun at a party.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:33:00 2016 No.15096973 >>15096963 they deleted that stupid baphomet picture.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:33:01 2016 No.15096974 >>15096884 The ideas are all there anon, Ryu waifu, breast feeding, make it happen

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:33:26 2016 No.15096977 >>15096958 Anubi are made so that you can nuzzle their bellies and press your nose into their navels. And for you to press your face into their butts, with their tails draping around your head as you lick their puffy vulva.

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:34:30 2016 No.15096982
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>>15096935
Truly there is only one answer here.

MAHOGANY

>>15096936
I'll take it.

Unfortunate, I wanted to celebrate the day my brother dies like some kind of reverse birthday (deathday) but the loss of the rest would be too shit for that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:34:39 2016 No.15096983 >>15096935 >All that cosplay So are all dullahans just chuuni weebs?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:34:45 2016 No.15096984 >>15096973 Probably because some butthurt anon reported it

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:35:16 2016 No.15096987 >>15096936 I don't choose either, and take that cute cat girl home instead.

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:35:46 2016 No.15096988
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>>15096966
>>15096955
>>15096949
>>15096941
Same choice i would make, family can only get you so much

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:36:02 2016 No.15096989 >>15096974 I'll see what I can do, though if it does come around don't expect it soon as I've never written a story so if I do this it will be my first story ever. Wish me luck

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:36:19 2016 No.15096990 >>15096958 I want to impregnate my anubis class president!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:36:42 2016 No.15096992 >>15096982 God damn Ms. Fortune is the best.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:36:54 2016 No.15096995 File: 31 KB, 331x251, 1449651542369.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15096911 >tfw been lurking for almost two months and still not 100% sure of how to go about this.

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:37:24 2016 No.15096997

>>15096973
No, look again. That one mod who shits himself at the mention of TFT deleted the entire discussion chain, and the images were caught in it.

For whatever reason, they feel the need to delete perfectly calm and nonflammable discussion. It happens occasionally.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:37:39 2016 No.15096998 >>15096878 At least there's dogs in real life. If you call dogs PD I will fucking end you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:38:31 2016 No.15097002 File: 421 KB, 622x800, 1450803305676.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15096982 >That filename I want to be locked in a room with both Nadia and a Cheshire.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:38:53 2016 No.15097003 File: 985 KB, 1800x2250, 1460676177745.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15096983 Chuunihans are the best.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:38:56 2016 No.15097004 File: 87 KB, 255x255, 1449990737833.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15096995 >tfw meant to reply to >>15096920

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:39:02 2016 No.15097006 >>15096995 How to go about what? Just don't roleplay. Greentext hypotheticals are fine, as you can see.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:39:56 2016 No.15097010 >>15097002 Me too, it would be great. They wouldn't be leaving that room without quite the limp.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:40:20 2016 No.15097011 >>15096989 I wish you all the best anon

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:41:17 2016 No.15097016

>>15096997
its offsite, Im just surprised they dont delete the offsite reddit drama on /v/. it shows that one of these mods is way to invested with this thread, like if they dont do anything about it they will lose all their users for some frivolous reason.

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:41:46 2016 No.15097018

>>15096936
Real family are pricks who treat my tendencies like I'm a literal retard. Can't laugh, have fun at home, or be around them without them getting pissed. They watch Adam Sandler films and tolerate commercials when there's clearly superior ad free tv while also acting bipolar on whether they want me around or not.

If MG's be real and my waifu is real, I can finally stop feeling like I have to play the good good catholic fucboi.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:43:05 2016 No.15097021 >>15096989 Don't worry, practice makes even bad works fappable.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:43:13 2016 No.15097022 File: 140 KB, 397x399, 1446412213895.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15096977 L-Lewd but I approve.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:43:13 2016 No.15097023 File: 269 KB, 1280x1670, 1460746887145-0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hellhounds truly are a wonderful gift you know that? All the curves are right in the perfect places

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:43:15 2016 No.15097024 File: 1.29 MB, 1885x1405, Cute slime.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15096995 >>15097004 I personally dont care what others in the thread think about EMG, Images can still be quality despite the source. plus, they are monster girls

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:43:16 2016 No.15097025 >>15097011 Thanks

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:44:41 2016 No.15097031
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I want a scholarly lilim to gently dom me and whisper a foreign language in my ear during sex. I really wish some drawfag would draw a Lilim in flowing robes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:45:21 2016 No.15097035 File: 833 KB, 1060x1500, 42355066_p2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:45:29 2016 No.15097036 >>15097021 True and with that I'll just have to see what happens.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:46:25 2016 No.15097037 >>15097022 I wish I could perform mutual masturbation with an anubis.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:46:33 2016 No.15097039 >>15097035 What's with the see through shirt, does she want to go for a swim with me at my pool?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:46:36 2016 No.15097040 File: 442 KB, 696x875, 1443729382712.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15097006 Oh... Well then, hurray for monster girls. Now I contribute?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:47:04 2016 No.15097043 >>15097023 Too bad I dislike them quite a bit and prefer Liches and Mantises so much more.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:48:17 2016 No.15097044 >>15097023 You don't think that face seems a bit off?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:48:37 2016 No.15097046 >>15097035 Her tits are lumpy. Is she sweating because she's worried that she might have breast cancer?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:49:59 2016 No.15097048 >>15096988 >all those guys choosing to kill their family Now that's some spoopy shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:50:37 2016 No.15097052 >>15097035 Oh my, that's quite a risque bra for a proper lady to be wearing. Was she planning to show that off to me?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:51:00 2016 No.15097053 >>15097048 Some of us are edgy fuckers who don't know good family if it hit them in the face, and some of us don't have the happiest of childhoods.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:51:02 2016 No.15097055 File: 94 KB, 600x1200, 1445651469462.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15097040 In a higher quality than that, but yes,

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:51:26 2016 No.15097059 >>15096936 She can bring them back with mamono mana anyways, then make them immortal and not shit. I'm in.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:51:38 2016 No.15097060 >>15096868 Right doggie best doggie

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:52:39 2016 No.15097062 >>15097060 I wish right doggie had dark skin and hair like left.

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:52:56 2016 No.15097063
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>>15097048
Think of it like this, the would probably just drop dead, no pain, and life is limited, its was gonna happen sooner or later

I may also not be the most mentally sound person

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:53:20 2016 No.15097064 >>15097035 For seeming to be so young, she has quite the curves on her. I'd love to help her explore them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:53:31 2016 No.15097065 >>15097040 >Stop staring >Yes, I know how much work you put in making this for me >Yes, this is the dress of my childhood >Don't get any ideas of how I'm acting >I'm not crying, are you crying, you sound like you are

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:54:14 2016 No.15097068 >>15097063 Fuck that, I took the deal hoping they'd die in pain.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:54:33 2016 No.15097070 File: 559 KB, 1200x1500, 1458819194128.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15097023 All the wolf/beast monster girls are pure sex. But Hellhounds are the sexiest of them all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:55:31 2016 No.15097074 I can't into hands and faces, so I'm gonna use that figure and gesture site and see if enough practice in gesture drawing can get me somewhere. I kind of already spend the entire week and before on nothing but body models, might as well switch it up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:55:57 2016 No.15097077 >>15097068 Its only a possibility, that to can happen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:56:27 2016 No.15097079 >>15097070 Wrong, Werewolves are much better.

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:56:29 2016 No.15097081 [SPOILER]

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>>15096983
What's weird is how many Dullahans or armor based technical kind of "Dullahans" exist and are popular.

Like all of the Alt Costumes have had 1 cosplay or 2 if they fit something well.

Dullahan Princess just has assloads of iconic characters that work perfectly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:57:17 2016 No.15097083 >>15097068 But what if you aren't there to see it, like you see it in the local obituary?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:57:44 2016 No.15097086 >>15097044 It's the face of evil anon. You know...fitting for HH.

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:58:39 2016 No.15097089

>>15097024
EMG is on topic. But randomly posting memes and pinups from it for unrelated posts is a huge sign for From Out of Town. As is the insipid need for reaction images every time someone posts at all. Funny thing. If you break down the users, even accounting for dynamic IP's, each of us gets about 2-3 images per thread. People burning though them like they're on fire alone is a massive red flag.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:59:25 2016 No.15097093 File: 308 KB, 1200x3540, ZLp7ZC2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15097079 What exactly differentiates a werewolf from any ol' wolf girl? They seem indistinguishable to me, aside from the dumb looking shackles.

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:59:28 2016 No.15097094

>>15096936
I think you asked the wrong question, or at least you worded it poorly

A better question would be: "Monster Girls Become real, and you get your waifu; do you stay in contact with your family?"

My answer would be no, making my own, new family with my waifu would be the N°1 priority, in fact I'd probably never contact my friends either

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 02:00:06 2016 No.15097098 >>15097083 Don't care, I just want that satisfaction.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 02:00:50 2016 No.15097101 >>15097093 Nevermind, they can bite people and turn them into werewolves as well. This totally ruins lovebites for me, I'm pretty content as a human.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 02:01:30 2016 No.15097104 >>15097093 Wolfgirls are more wolfy than werewolves during the day, but werewolves become extra wolfy (and in MGE, extra rapey) at night.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 02:01:37 2016 No.15097105 >>15097093 >Sif, why did you bring the sword to bed again?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 02:03:01 2016 No.15097115 >>15096958 Loli anubutt's are for cumflating.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 02:05:06 2016 No.15097126 >>15097093 Tangential supplement. http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=56406675

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 02:11:32 2016 No.15097145

>had a monstergirl dream last night
>Keep getting weird texts as I'm lost in some seaside town
>get on a bus even though I have no idea where it's going
>this really tall black haired dragon comes right up to me and starts ranting on why I didn't reply to her
>follows me off the bus while she keeps proclaiming her love for me, that I can never escape her and she'll find me no matter where I go
>decide to go to the shops for some reason
>she still follows me
>genuinely feel utterly helpless and just want to find a way out of this town and away from this stalker

I used to think having an MG stalker would be fun, but this dragon really did feel like she was seriously overstepping her bounds and made me feel uncomfortable.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 02:14:39 2016 No.15097154 >>15097145 That's because she isn't a real dragon. A real one would just pluck you off the streets and take you home with her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 02:16:13 2016 No.15097159 >>15097154 THIS Anon probably just saw a lizardgirl and thought it was a Dragon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 02:17:13 2016 No.15097160 File: 79 KB, 640x233, Differences substantial.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15096958 >>15096824 I have objective proof here that Anubis, are in fact, shit tier.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 02:17:28 2016 No.15097162 >>15097105 It's her safety blanket

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 02:18:12 2016 No.15097165 >>15097145 >>15097154 Both of these sound pretty bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 02:19:26 2016 No.15097171 >>15096958 >But anubi are made for ))<>((. FTFY

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 02:20:15 2016 No.15097172 >>15097159 >She's wearing fake wings >You can see the black body paint starting to chip around the edges of her scales

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 02:21:30 2016 No.15097175 >>15097171 Pipelining? That's pretty /d/ anon...

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 02:23:33 2016 No.15097181 >>15097171 I remember that thread. It was a good conversation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 02:24:01 2016 No.15097184 30 gestures of hands/feet later, as a switch up from model gestures, I now understand that I kind of fucking hate hands and feet. They look like the mangled result of a car crash.

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 02:24:53 2016 No.15097186

>You will never wake up to the gently tightening grip of a Lamia, or the feeling of Oni breasts qui squishing into your back.
>You will never be whispered sweet nothings as the girl using you as a pillow treats you with the utmost respect.
>You will never fall asleep feeling the most loved you ever have in your life.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 02:25:39 2016 No.15097187 >>15097184 Just make your characters wear socks and mittens. All the time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 02:26:00 2016 No.15097191 >>15097184 Nobody cares, kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 02:27:50 2016 No.15097194 File: 570 KB, 1000x1000, 1388987624106.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So I'm curious, can anyone confirm that Horo is kill?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 02:28:43 2016 No.15097197 >>15097184 Stare at your own hands and feet, move them around, study them

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 02:30:02 2016 No.15097200 >>15097194 No, that was some inn where people can make fake funeral for themselves. It's a real thing in Asia

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 02:31:43 2016 No.15097204 >>15097194 Fake funerals cause reasons. Exact reasons I don't know I'm not an animesuki browser where everyone seems to already know japanese/have a guy who does summaries on the quick.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 02:34:45 2016 No.15097210 >>15097101 You don't have to worry about that unless you're a stage 1 alp.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 02:35:58 2016 No.15097217 >>15097210 Plus as we already discussed ~headcanon~.

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 02:58:24 2016 No.15097263

>It was a snow winter in our ordinary town
>We had a strange friend who thought monsters are good beings
>We told him countless times that he was a fool, and that one day he'd find himself in a monster's stomach
>That night at the bar, that weird man got dangerously intoxicated and decided to brave the nearby mountains
>We attempted to dissuade him, but he insisted that he would bring himself a wife
>One month later, he was still missing
>We started to consider giving him a tombstone
>That is when a monster invaded our grounds
>The snow abomination stood at a towering 12 feet tall boasting a small girl surrounded by endless darkness and a coat of beastly white fur
>People were quick to take arms, but we all knew that our pitchforks and torches would do no good against such an evil
>After a brief standoff, a man came out of that infinite darkness
>The abomination started to shrink into the shape a short, womanly figure
>The man was our strange friend who we thought to be dead
>We were still in awe when he presented to us his new "wife"
>She was a barely 5 foot tall deer like girl hooded in darkness with malefiscent eyes shining through
>That bastard had lost his mind
>Everyone who gazed at the monster lost their mind too
>In a few days our good town became some kind of mockery where man lived inside monsters and where women had to flee
>Strangely enough and despise the ongoing madness, everyone seemed happy
>I sure was, and I still am while writing this and laying comfortably inside my wife's coat

Writing this reminded me that there was a writefag who promised us a canon Wendigo story

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 03:01:39 2016 No.15097270 >>15097263 Good end!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 03:01:51 2016 No.15097271 >>15097263 Well if there's one thing you pulled off was the surreal ending of a twilight episode where the horror is the new normal.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 03:04:16 2016 No.15097276 File: 1.90 MB, 800x7425, tmp_3258-1457192077747-270306094.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My heart is having pangs, i'll be dying soon i think, I'll be with wife soon

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 03:07:39 2016 No.15097282 >>15097263 Disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 03:08:51 2016 No.15097285 >>15097276 Cute, but dear god is that translation horrid.

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 03:09:42 2016 No.15097288

>>15097276
Oh my.
A wyvern guard captain like that would be adorable.
I'd pat her head, when she's acting all tough, even if it ends with a punch or two.

Whatever, good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember to give the hard working guys and gals in the MGC police force your best.

It isn't easy getting all those shota traffickers or unlicensed alchemists.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 03:11:19 2016 No.15097289 >>15097276 Shyv a best. she deserves a better translation

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 03:11:38 2016 No.15097291 >>15097288 It actually is anon.

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 03:15:23 2016 No.15097297 [SPOILER]

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>>15096018
You take that back you loathsome degenerate.
Or I'll be forced to disagree with you and potentially debate your opinion in a rather impolite manner after which we will no doubt go our separate ways and live out the remainder of our lives having completely forgotten such an interaction took place.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 03:21:35 2016 No.15097303 >>15097297 That cat is getting punched.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 03:22:55 2016 No.15097304 Gonna fuse a dragon and salamander do I can get my flame tailed flying fighting reptile!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 03:24:04 2016 No.15097306 >>15097304 >salamander They already have that though, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 03:25:24 2016 No.15097309 >>15097306 to be honest I just want a salamander that can fly

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 03:26:20 2016 No.15097310 >>15097306 Can't fly though. Still, I imagine that the guy just wants a red dragon. A flying, fiery tank with muscles.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 03:26:38 2016 No.15097311 >>15097309 Wyvern

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 03:27:36 2016 No.15097314 >>15097310 >>15097311 Flame tails! your forgetting about the flame tails!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 03:29:44 2016 No.15097320 >>15097093 Do you really wish to know, anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 03:31:17 2016 No.15097323 >>15097314 True. Maybe a wing graft from an alchemist would give her the thing she's looking for.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 03:33:23 2016 No.15097331 File: 342 KB, 1000x1250, spd4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] pet fox head.

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 03:35:55 2016 No.15097336

>>15097304
I'm gonna fuse a Salamander, a Lizardman, an Ogre and an Hinezumi to get the best warrior Chimaera ever

Fighting her would be like a boss gauntlet

First the rough Ogre who fights without any particular style or skills, only raw strength and sheer brutality

Second the unrelenting Hinezumi who mastered a Zipangu martial and won't give up as long as she is capable of standing

Third the noble Lizardman using nothing but her swordsmanship and will put every of your capabilities to the test during the duel

Fourth the fiery Salamander who couples a more aggressive swordsmanship and her fire manipulation in a wild, unpredictable style

Fifth a combinaison of the 4, using the best moves and strategies of each

Only after defeating them all will she deem you worthy of being her mate, although losing to her Ogre personality results in you being belittled and forcefully masturbated for being such a pathetic warrior who isn't even able to beat 1/4th of her

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 03:38:26 2016 No.15097343

>>15097336
She can belittle me all she wants, I'm the one getting a hand job.

Or is 'forcefully maturbated' meaning that she's forcing me to masturbate?
Because if so, she's got a long road ahead because I don't know if she'd be able to get me to do that.

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 03:43:44 2016 No.15097358

>>15097343
>She can belittle me all she wants, I'm the one getting a hand job.

Do you really think that laying on the ground, utterly defeated and exhausted while 4 different personalities mock you and use different hand job techniques to make you squirm with pleasure and shame would be a pleasant experience?

You'll never marry a proud warrior girl with a mentality like that

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 03:46:38 2016 No.15097364 >>15097358 Really? Because I'm going to be grinning like a madman who just got FOUR hand jobs from the proud warrior girl. Sure, she's going to mock me but I've heard all those words before so it's not worth noting. In the end, I got out a win.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 03:48:53 2016 No.15097369 A while back some anon was lamenting that there wasn't a jetpack in existence to fly round with the dragons. I think this is a bit closer to the dream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZRp6iRjnhQ

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 03:50:38 2016 No.15097372 Monoeyes are for __________.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 03:51:30 2016 No.15097373 >>15097372 Impregnating, stuffing, lifting with, loving, head patting, and cuddling in any combination.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 03:51:55 2016 No.15097375 >>15097372 http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1628811

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 03:52:31 2016 No.15097376 >>15097372 Window pane glasses jokes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 03:53:15 2016 No.15097378 >>15097372 Brutally loving sexual torture! and nose kisses.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 03:54:16 2016 No.15097380 >>15097375 anon noooooo

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 03:55:55 2016 No.15097384 File: 690 KB, 1074x1366, 7c7adf5301f758188eea1f2df4517fad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15097372 Manyeye >>> Monoeye

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 03:55:58 2016 No.15097385 >>15097372 Ignoring

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 03:59:11 2016 No.15097391 >>15097384 Too bad that KC's only actual manyeye is Hakutaku I want a chuuni tri-eyed waifu who claims that her left eye sees the past, her middle eye the present and her right eye the future

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 04:01:26 2016 No.15097393 >>15097263 I have mixed feeling about this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 04:02:16 2016 No.15097395 File: 1.29 MB, 1320x1396, gazer8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15097391 >implying

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 04:06:44 2016 No.15097401 >>15097395 I hope that black gazer mucus doesn't stain the couch.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 04:08:57 2016 No.15097407 >>15097401 Come to think of it. How does the "black gazer mucus" feel lke? Does it feel like tar? mud? I kinda want to tuch it.

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 04:09:51 2016 No.15097409

>>15097395
By "actual manyeye" I meant having the eyes on the girl's face

Shoggoth would be considered a manyeye too if the eyes can be situated anywhere

and then you have the girls who have both 'regular' eyes on their face and other eyes on their monstrous part, we'd have to add Cancer, Chimaera, Medusas, Echidna, Mantic, etc to the list

Besides, Gazers advocate the love of monoeyes, they even hypnotise you into loving their big, single eye

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 04:18:12 2016 No.15097433 >>15097407 I think that a discussion before decided it felt like latex.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 04:21:57 2016 No.15097438 >>15097433 I can accept that. Come to think of it, it actuly sound sort of sexy.

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 04:22:42 2016 No.15097440

>>15097407
It's just demonic energy. It's the same as dark matter goop or lilim slime cushions or khepri balls. Or even the feeling of getting stabbed by demonic silver or a cursed sword.

Hot lust is what it feels like, like sticking your hand in napalm fuck jelly.

That's the official answer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 04:23:43 2016 No.15097443 >>15097433 I think you just made that up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 04:25:07 2016 No.15097445 >>15097395 It never fails to crack me up that she's checking herself out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 04:37:08 2016 No.15097466 >>15097445 I'd check myself out if I was her too, who wouldn't I'm sure if anyone here became an Alp the first thing they'd do is grab a mirror and become obsessed with their new groin

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 04:52:55 2016 No.15097487 >>15097331 This is a quality post

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 04:54:43 2016 No.15097489 >>15097466 Wrong. I'd check my ass out first.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 04:54:55 2016 No.15097490 >>15097093 That looks like a thick, solidly-built doggy. Made for breeding.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 05:06:16 2016 No.15097508 >>15097466 >>15097489 >Not playing with her chest while using that extra thick spadetail as an improvised dildo Those extra limbs aren't just for show.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 05:09:54 2016 No.15097512 >>15097508 I kinda want to do that. I'm going to alp aren't I?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 05:11:33 2016 No.15097513 >>15097512 If that's what floats your boat. Just beware the Hathor cultists.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 05:24:32 2016 No.15097536 >>15097508 She could grab the mirror with her tail and spread her vagina with both hands to reveal her fresh hymen

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 05:29:50 2016 No.15097540 >>15097513 If I alped, I'd be terrified of them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 05:30:26 2016 No.15097542 >>15097536 Could an alp's wings be used to grasp something? Wings to the vagoo, tail on the mirror and hands on her mosquito bite titties. Multitasking, ho!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 05:37:01 2016 No.15097548 >>15097542 I don't think their wings could bend like that. Unless we're speaking contortionist Alps here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 05:38:55 2016 No.15097550 >>15097542 It depends on her wing span, if she has weak wings like in their profile she probably can't do much If she has nice, large wings like a Lilim then with a bit of practice she could I want an Arch-Alp to put me in her wing cocoon

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 06:11:02 2016 No.15097573 >>15093823 Barbatos-chan is pretty damn hot. Grimgerde's helmet looks like a freakin' bonnet. >>15093972 Someone gave her a katana once. She quickly picked up a giant claw-wrench-mace-chainsaw thing instead.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 06:13:46 2016 No.15097576 >>15095284 >tfw finding his ashes tucked away in a corner of Anor Londo Shiva the Deceased indeed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 06:43:56 2016 No.15097617 >>15096936 off with their heads

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 06:56:17 2016 No.15097642

I've had this idea of a god of language/literacy for a while now
Basically a god that blesses sentient beings with the ability to talk, read and write in a specific language
Or that god could be monsterized and she'd only give her blessing to monsters
Of course that blessing wouldn't be imposed on anyone, you could even have people who are cursed and can't understand the language no matter what

That would solve a lot of issues in MGE stories
- feral monsters now have a reason why they can communicate, thus giving you complete freedom on their background
- schools wouldn't be a necessity in monster countries, again giving more freedom to write the story you want
- everyone would know the same language thus destroying the language barrier in adventures and travelling stories
-etc

And since the blessing wouldn't be imposed you could still have monster girls who can't communicate or speak another language

What would you think if KC added that kind of god to the lore?

Originally I came up with this idea for a Zipangu story where there was a shrine dedicated to that god run by Crow Tengus with an Oomukade head priestess

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 06:59:34 2016 No.15097647 File: 496 KB, 1104x986, 1461030754569.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is it true?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 07:05:18 2016 No.15097653 >>15097647 Quicksilver please.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 07:07:50 2016 No.15097658 >>15097642 I'm torn, one on hand it's a good idea but on the other I love the idea of feral monster girls where communication is an issue and slowly overcoming the obstacles with trial and error. >>15097647 Highly depends on the monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 07:09:01 2016 No.15097659 >>15097642 Meaby. I like the Idea, but it needs some fleshing out first. >That would solve a lot of issues in MGE stories MGE solves all it's problems with MAMONOMANA so I don't know if giving them a logical reson will "solve" anything really.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 07:14:09 2016 No.15097668 >>15097331 pet the fox lock the fox into a mating press and pump her full of children

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 07:17:44 2016 No.15097671 >>15096936 Neither. I'd rather just die.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 07:18:20 2016 No.15097673 >>15097653 Damn, I wanted to say that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 07:21:19 2016 No.15097678 Big Blue Booty

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 07:21:25 2016 No.15097679 File: 333 KB, 842x1300, img000019.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You wouldn't kabedon a nurikabe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 07:23:15 2016 No.15097684 File: 600 KB, 800x1183, fb23729f39705aacca0c8a6aab48bde9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15097678

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 07:27:50 2016 No.15097693 >>15097684 Praise thee Blue Booty and all it's gifts

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 07:36:18 2016 No.15097707 http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=56430984 Translation when

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 07:37:39 2016 No.15097711 >You'll never become a (male) ghost after you die and spook monstergirls for shits and giggles, never having to worry about being raped since you're intangible and dead

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 07:43:10 2016 No.15097724 >>15097711 >tmw you still get demonic energies and thus will still feel lustful >No girl out there will be able to alleviate your pain unless it's another ghost like you I don't think it's worth the effort just to spook some girls.

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 07:44:42 2016 No.15097726

>>15097724
And don't even talk about those wisps. At first it's just a fling, then it becomes an experience in stockholm syndrome, then you're taking the ghost kids down to the park at 3am because they don't like the sun and want to play with the bat girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 07:44:57 2016 No.15097728 >>15097711 >Lilim floats by and sees you >Realizes there's not supposed to be any male ghosts anymore >Notices >>15097724 >Decides to fix your problem Enjoy being a Ghost girl. Your own hubris and desire for mischief brought you down.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 07:45:21 2016 No.15097729 >>15097711 Some monstergirl will probably find the way to seal you inside a body and husbando'd you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 07:46:26 2016 No.15097731 >>15097729 Is it time to bring in the victim child?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 07:51:39 2016 No.15097746 >>15097684 It checks out

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 07:52:52 2016 No.15097749 >>15097679 It's a nee-san eater, kill it

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 07:54:26 2016 No.15097751 Today, I will remind them Nee-chan's are for dicking, loving and marrying.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 07:56:51 2016 No.15097759 >>15097749 Please do not spread harmful lies about the nurikabe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 07:57:52 2016 No.15097760 Today, I will remind them Imoutos are for dicking, loving and marrying.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 07:58:34 2016 No.15097762 >>15097760 Only freaks fuck their little sisters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 07:59:04 2016 No.15097765 >>15097751 >>15097760 >sisters >not mothers Fucking plebs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 08:01:34 2016 No.15097775 >>15097751 Only freaks fuck their big sisters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 08:02:07 2016 No.15097777 Today, I will remind them Suns are for dicking, loving, and marrying.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 08:03:22 2016 No.15097780 >>15097775 Big sisters are perfect, love you, and want their otouto's happy and by their side. It's only natural to want to marry one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 08:04:52 2016 No.15097788 >>15097762 Little sisters are perfect, love you, and want their onii-chans happy and by their side. It's only natural to want to marry one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 08:06:13 2016 No.15097793 >>15097765 Only if there's not father.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 08:08:21 2016 No.15097798 >>15097729 >Capturing a ghost Hah Yeah good luck on that

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 08:08:43 2016 No.15097799 File: 966 KB, 1479x1161, f4a878759863d621772f95baace1f137.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15097777 Can't argue with those quads.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 08:08:47 2016 No.15097800 >>15097788 Sabbath please.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 08:10:04 2016 No.15097802 File: 1.55 MB, 1280x947, a19c8d3fa19d7cf2e97e5f3644c45048.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Look at this Big Sister, isn't she cuddly looking?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 08:12:25 2016 No.15097809 Where are the chubby succubutts at?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 08:13:01 2016 No.15097811 File: 1.02 MB, 700x1000, Kuddly Kraken.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15097802 Not particularly. This Kraken on the other hand...

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 08:14:17 2016 No.15097816 File: 483 KB, 849x1200, 1460092255566.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15097809

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 08:14:29 2016 No.15097818 >>15097802 I'd buy her all the chips and soda she wants as long as she cuddles with me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 08:15:01 2016 No.15097820 File: 171 KB, 763x713, 1461068101877.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15097809 Here's one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 08:16:22 2016 No.15097825 >>15097811 Krakens are great

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 08:18:22 2016 No.15097831 I wonder how nice it would be to have a cool mg sister to hang out with. Not sure if I'd rather have an older or a younger one though

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 08:21:27 2016 No.15097839 Name me a monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 08:22:13 2016 No.15097841 >>15097839 Alice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 08:22:27 2016 No.15097842 >>15097839 Jabberwock.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 08:22:33 2016 No.15097843 >>15097839 Kejourou

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 08:22:43 2016 No.15097844 >>15097839 Hinezumi

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 08:22:58 2016 No.15097845 >>15097831 I would want and go with my onee-san to her freinds and then the want to "play" with me becouse I'm so cute. >>15097839 Lich

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 08:23:15 2016 No.15097846 >>15097839 Alp

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 08:25:50 2016 No.15097853 >>15097845 >I would want and go with my onee-san to her freinds and then the want to "play" with me becouse I'm so cute. >Being helpless to a bunch of onee-san type monster girls who think you're cute I want this

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 08:26:11 2016 No.15097855 >>15097839 Kikimora.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 08:29:49 2016 No.15097865 >>15097839 Shoggoth

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 08:30:39 2016 No.15097866 >>15097839 Flow Kelp

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 08:31:37 2016 No.15097868 >>15097839 Matango.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 08:34:50 2016 No.15097874 File: 364 KB, 516x897, 1457904829016.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Abigail is for ___

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 08:35:58 2016 No.15097876 >>15097874 Sending to the glue factory.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 08:35:59 2016 No.15097877 >>15097874 raping.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 08:37:12 2016 No.15097883 >>15097874 Cuddling.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 08:37:59 2016 No.15097886 File: 904 KB, 1000x914, 0e222fe00c966fb2f75192ec70303173.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15097876 >>15097877 Don't bully

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 08:40:52 2016 No.15097889 File: 506 KB, 1200x1074, kej.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15097843 You get a kejourou in a sweater!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 08:42:29 2016 No.15097891 >>15097647 sauce please.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 08:43:10 2016 No.15097893 >>15097889 >Not an Alice in a Sweater >>15097841 Alice was first, and who doesn't think a cute imouto in a sweater is cute? I want to cuddle an Alice and do absolutely nothing sexual to her

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 08:43:46 2016 No.15097895 >>15097889 Awesome! Thanks!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 08:44:08 2016 No.15097897 >>15097889 nice!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 08:44:32 2016 No.15097899 File: 1.28 MB, 2400x3300, angell.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Haohi is for ___

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 08:44:48 2016 No.15097901 >>15097899 raping.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 08:45:30 2016 No.15097902 >>15097899 bullying

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 08:45:41 2016 No.15097904 >>15097899 Cuddleing then wild yet loving sex.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 08:45:49 2016 No.15097905 >>15097899 >Image cuts out her feet That's her one thing though

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 08:46:52 2016 No.15097907 >>15097899 avoiding being disgusted by

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 08:48:26 2016 No.15097915 File: 104 KB, 500x650, 234242424.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15097905 >.less will never draw more Haohi feet

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 08:49:59 2016 No.15097919 File: 574 KB, 1200x1678, 1423930921670.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wolf Girls will do ANYTHING for dog treats.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 08:50:53 2016 No.15097922 File: 772 KB, 1200x1500, Foot.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15097915 I remember long ago less said he was making another image, but it never came through did it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 08:51:40 2016 No.15097923 >>15097922 He did show a Wip but that was as far as I know

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 08:52:20 2016 No.15097925 >>15097923 I never saw it, does anyone have it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 08:59:18 2016 No.15097936 >>15097915 Good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 09:04:51 2016 No.15097949 >>15096101 No. Im a dude so all it does to me is make me into an incubus which just boosts sexual stamina. The effects arent really that bad plus i might need them depending on what sort of waifu i get

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 09:07:38 2016 No.15097956 >>15096865 Confound it. The one time I decide to tuck in early and this happens. Anyone have an updated WIP?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 09:44:05 2016 No.15098029 >>15097949 Don't forget the fact that it also brainwashes you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 09:47:08 2016 No.15098036 https://twitter.com/OniTengu0/status/722339953196204033

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 09:49:07 2016 No.15098041 >>15097889 >sub-res joined the party >sub-res draws for us on occasion now This is a lovely development.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 09:51:34 2016 No.15098054 >>15097889 Most excellent work.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 09:52:54 2016 No.15098058 >>15098036 >those massive jubs and hares I wish I knew how to get full-res pictures from twitter.

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 09:54:36 2016 No.15098065

>You'll never be a modest priest sent to the most damned town around to maintain the small church there alone
>Picked on by demons, witches and cosmic monstrosities on a daily basis as you try to eke a living saving souls, exorcising the inhabited and offering Grace
>You'll never be cornered late one night on your way back from shopping, three vantablack portals tearing open infront of you, one of the greater infernal duchesses around these parts visiting you personally, her entourage flanking you, two armed Demons
>She'll never begin to utter her charmed words and sink you into a blank inky depth, here to toy with the new attraction in town and twist his soul to suit her aesthetic
>You'll never be forced to your knees as her words bend and strike at you, flaying strips of flesh off your soul as they hammer into your metal protections
>You'll never clutch at the cross about your neck and combat her words the only way you know, how, with your own
>You'll never watch the gleeful scorn slip from her face as she's met in battle for the first time in a century, a mere mortal like you daring to step on her field of war
>Kneeling and chanting, you'll never banter with her for a half hour, her guards growing more and more un-nerved as light begins to shine through your clothes and fissures begin to crack around your kneeling form, blazing a white light, searing through the dark imprisonment she wrapped you in, the streets of reality showing through the cracks in the small daemonic dimension
>You'll never glare righteous fury into her eyes as you watch her begin to sweat, your words rolling from your lips like the Flood evoking archaic spirits long since forgotten
>You'll never be pierced through the chest from behind as her guard impales you with their demon silver, their concern for their mistress overriding her wish for single debate
>They'll never gasp in shock and horror as the wound to your soul erupts with flame so intense it melts the swords, and the black cage is torn asunder, a holy spear splitting it and driving through the flesh of one of the demons, a winged woman descending amidst the battle.
>She'll never meet your surprised eye with a warm smile and gesture for you to continue, watching as a sentinel rather than participating
>You'll never stand and resume the chant, cornering the faltering Duchess, her sorcery growing fainter yet
>You'll never banish her to the depths of hell with a final flourish, engulfing and shattering the black she wrapped you in, revealing the midnight lit street so familiar to you, the scents of reality washing back in, the demons no where to be seen
>You'll never learn from the angel that you are her Charge and she's been with you since time immemorial, the fortitude and protection she offers part of the reason the church entrusted this most damned of towns to you
>You'll never learn your true purpose from the angel, and wreathe yourself in her power, arming yourself for the coming Holy War.
>You'll never gain the respect of the innocent believers as they come to you to confess, only to have an angel walk in holding a controller, scorched by the holy flames she oft emits when frustrated, asking you to help her beat yet another boss, your daily life none to different despite the looming Armageddon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 10:00:44 2016 No.15098079 >>15098065 Geez, Priest-kun really doesn't fuck around.

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 10:02:40 2016 No.15098083
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>>15097642
I'm with >>15097658. The language barrier is a force for good. Monstergirls who can't communicate easily are an easy source of moe. And if you don't want the barrier, it's something that you can usually always handwave away with no explanation; it gets filed easily under willing suspension of disbelief.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 10:02:49 2016 No.15098084 >>15098065 So.. Basically.. you and the angel are playing an RPG?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 10:05:17 2016 No.15098093 File: 120 KB, 1024x743, Bird and bun.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15098058 I grabbed it

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 10:06:47 2016 No.15098096 >>15098093 Bless you anon. The world could benefit from more massive jiggly jubs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 10:12:09 2016 No.15098104 File: 298 KB, 800x600, 37782210_p23.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 10:14:19 2016 No.15098108 File: 181 KB, 306x530, Jubjub_'Hug'.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15098096 They are a miracle of nature

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 10:21:07 2016 No.15098122 >>15098083 >tfw no slightly tipsy Kitsune who only speaks Japanese whispering in my ear while she gives me a massage

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 10:21:51 2016 No.15098124 >>15098122 inb4 asmr video.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 10:23:50 2016 No.15098127 File: 233 KB, 950x575, 1460868422713.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15098104 >a succubus will never cling to you

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 10:24:12 2016 No.15098128 File: 277 KB, 495x700, 8212021.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15098124 Post it, I am a faggot and forgot to transfer my bookmarks to my new PC

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 10:25:10 2016 No.15098131 >>15098128 Fiiiiiine. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wUDTkOzLQA

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 10:25:45 2016 No.15098134 >>15098128 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wUDTkOzLQA I listen to it daily.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 10:26:59 2016 No.15098138 File: 154 KB, 600x450, 206.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ayy finished the 'dragon giving up her treasure for her love' story thing http://pastebin.com/EggnVkBB

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 10:32:06 2016 No.15098150 File: 140 KB, 850x850, 1310708149448.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15098131 >>15098134 Thanks anons, I am in your denbts

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 10:34:42 2016 No.15098158 >>15098138 >11K words Dude you wrote 30 fucking pages for a thread on 4chan. I'm impressed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 10:35:00 2016 No.15098159 On a scale of 1 to AAAAAAA, how fearful are monster waifus of their husbands getting kicked in the groin in comparison to men?

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 10:39:13 2016 No.15098176
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>>15098158
>11K
>long

Not my fault I'm surrounded by a bunch of casuals.

Last story I wrote was 15K words. That one about a lizard going to the underworld to get her husband back.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 10:39:16 2016 No.15098177 >>15098159 I think it would be illegal in MGC to do that. So "oh god no" / 10

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 10:40:09 2016 No.15098179 >>15098159 It seems like the kind of thing you really need to actually possess testicles for in order to truly comprehend the AAAAAAAA

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 10:41:52 2016 No.15098183

>>15098159
Huh, an interesting question. To get the boring logical answer out of the way they will probably care for their poor hurt husband, but I'd say the real run to the hills would start if you hit the guy so hard the goods end up damaged.

Hell hath no fury like a monster girl without perfectly functional husband-dick.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 10:43:02 2016 No.15098188 >>15098176 >tfw have an incomplete 15k+ word long story Worst thing is, it's barely 1/3rd I had planned for the storyline

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 10:43:07 2016 No.15098189 >>15098176 >that one slime story written by a ponyfag that was a single, 23k word-long sex scene It still mindfucks me to this day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 10:43:31 2016 No.15098191 I wanna fall asleep while craddled to a giant dragon bosom!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 10:43:42 2016 No.15098193 >>15098176 You earned a "cool" sticker in my book.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 10:45:06 2016 No.15098199 >>15098189 >a single, 23k word-long sex scene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yz9n9TSV-HA

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 10:45:57 2016 No.15098201 >>15098131 > monstergirls being sexily curious about 'weird human ears' Oh god, I forgot how good this is

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 10:50:07 2016 No.15098213 >>15098201 Indeed

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 10:50:53 2016 No.15098215 File: 166 KB, 800x1000, 1441122172528.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15098188 >Worst thing is, it's barely 1/3rd I had planned for the storyline I have one that's ~650k words and not even halfway done. I'm the definition of tryhard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 10:51:48 2016 No.15098217 >>15098131 >What should I call you? Let's just go with "Anon." That, or uh... His Dudeness,or uh… Duder, El Duderino, if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 10:51:59 2016 No.15098219 >>15097160 But that anubutt is cute and perfectly shaped.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 10:54:37 2016 No.15098223 >>15098219 D U B L I N U B L I N

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 11:01:10 2016 No.15098237 >>15098138 Hnnng, that was cute!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 11:03:21 2016 No.15098244 >>15098189 Link?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 11:06:54 2016 No.15098254 >>15098244 http://pastebin.com/UKX41CwG

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 11:10:37 2016 No.15098268 >>15098223 Eh?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 11:10:39 2016 No.15098269 File: 304 KB, 1280x1024, haikei.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 11:26:19 2016 No.15098338 I want to be a butler to a rich family of monstergirls, and only accept money as payment.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 11:35:44 2016 No.15098371 >>15098338 So you'd do the sex for free, you slut?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 11:37:24 2016 No.15098377 >>15098371 How insulting. A good butler doesn't do sexual favors.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 11:38:42 2016 No.15098380 >>15098338 I want to work as a butler alongside a Kiki and be known in the entire continent as the cleaning duo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 11:38:44 2016 No.15098382 >>15098377 No, of course not. A favour implies you expect something back. You'd just be giving the sex away for nothing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 11:38:53 2016 No.15098383 >>15098377 But a great butler does.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 11:40:29 2016 No.15098390 I want a Monster Girl Butler. I want to be her whimsical naive rich young master who does stupid stuff constantly that she always has to rescue me from!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 11:43:51 2016 No.15098404 >>15098390 >Monstergirl butler You mean a maid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 11:46:09 2016 No.15098410 >>15098404 Those are entirely different things. He means butler.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 11:46:11 2016 No.15098411 >>15098404 No, a tough monster girl butler, with the suit.

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 11:48:28 2016 No.15098423

>>15098404
Maybe he wants a reverse trap who wraps her chest and hides her monster features because the terms of her contract state that if she's able to avoid being discovered while protecting his chastity, she can claim him when he turns 18.
Hijinks ensure when he accidentally discovers that she's a Succubus and they start fucking like rabbits on the down low while trying to hide it from his family and pretend he's still clueless as to "Alexander's" gender.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 11:52:52 2016 No.15098445 >>15098138 >Line 369: "...I can't even look at this smug bastard." >Line 409: "I was only pretending to be retarded." Even in Monster Girl Land, you can't avoid shitposters. It'd be totally worth it.

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 11:56:30 2016 No.15098462

>>15098423
>Monster Girl Butler guides her young master to her room on his 18th Birthday
>He's at first excited to see what's there, wondering if it's a gift or something, and lays on her bed when told to, thinking nothing of it
>Then begins to get a bit nervous when he sees her taking off her coat
>Guiding femdom sex from an older Butler Girl to her younger Master as she finally claims whats rightfully hers
Yes please

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 11:56:56 2016 No.15098464 >>15098138 Very sweet, thanks.

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 12:03:12 2016 No.15098490
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>>15098462
Polymorphing allows for a wide variety of scenarios. I love it.
>Guiding femdom sex from an older Butler Girl to her younger Master as she finally claims whats rightfully hers
>as she finally claims whats rightfully hers
I'm a sucker for this kinda shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 12:04:57 2016 No.15098497 >>15097707 Lich paizuri? Well this was a nice surprise.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 12:06:23 2016 No.15098500 >>15098462 >Guiding femdom sex from an older Butler Girl to her younger Master as she finally claims whats rightfully hers No thank you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 12:06:46 2016 No.15098502 >>15097707 I like some Lich oppai.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 12:15:56 2016 No.15098528 File: 162 KB, 500x705, b6649bec78a95af2810269425caa819e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15098500 If you don't want to fug your older demon butler girl, well then you are lost

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 12:16:30 2016 No.15098530 >>15098138 That was very nice, I loved it. Fuckin' Tanukis, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 12:19:53 2016 No.15098541 File: 346 KB, 819x916, 1459395244837.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15098530 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHSNZK4Je-Y

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 12:20:15 2016 No.15098542 >>15098528 Lost in a sea of superior taste, which I'm ok with.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 12:22:13 2016 No.15098551 File: 244 KB, 1100x662, 1452727679874.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15098541 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVXnoanopzA

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 12:23:24 2016 No.15098556 >>15098528 I really like that pic, butts in tight pants are my fetish.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 12:26:31 2016 No.15098568 >>15098541 >>15098530 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHgxOXEQaFU

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 12:27:08 2016 No.15098573 >>15098462 How am I rightfully her's, is she my childhood friend or is she the only person in my life to make me happy while also being their to hang out with me and understand who I am?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 12:27:08 2016 No.15098574 >>15098528 I want all that, but you could also add an eyepatch and some war scars.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 12:27:24 2016 No.15098576 >>15098528 What on earth is this from?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 12:27:40 2016 No.15098579 The Hellhound is a class-rep and the basilisk is a delinquent? YOU DON'T SEE THAT EVERY DAY!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 12:29:01 2016 No.15098583 >>15098138 Looks nice. I'll give it a full read when I have some time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 12:29:13 2016 No.15098585 Why are gazers so slimy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 12:30:57 2016 No.15098591 >>15098573 Contract, it's cheaper to offer a monster girl their son's hand in marriage. A great motivator too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 12:31:29 2016 No.15098595 >>15098585 Bad hygiene.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 12:31:38 2016 No.15098596 File: 458 KB, 2555x1520, shescometomakeajointaccount.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15098530

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 12:33:33 2016 No.15098605 >>15098595 I want to make a gazers change her hikkimori ways!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 12:34:08 2016 No.15098610 >>15098596 I'd totally consent to her terms if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 12:34:25 2016 No.15098611 >>15098576 Toehoe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 12:34:49 2016 No.15098614 >>15098551 They want the Diamond

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 12:35:33 2016 No.15098617 File: 335 KB, 1080x1920, Kiki.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15098411 >>15098390

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 12:35:59 2016 No.15098620 >>15098605 I wanna cuddle and sniff a hikkimori monster girl

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 12:36:51 2016 No.15098623 >>15098596 I want to play with her ears

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 12:37:01 2016 No.15098624

>>15098591
Well that make sense, though it doesn't mean she immediately gets to be my girlfriend or have sex with me, she still has to earn both my love and my trust before that happens. She also has to have genuine romantic feelings for me outside of sex, an emotional connection is required for us to have a relationship as I'm more than a someone to have sex with.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 12:37:09 2016 No.15098626 Tips on how to make your shoggoth maid go "awawawa"?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 12:37:25 2016 No.15098629 >>15098541 Needs more sympathy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEPZ1ef2g_A

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 12:37:44 2016 No.15098631 File: 322 KB, 754x1071, 777f81b16344489f09ede9f1480275c.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15098611 I'm surprised that I couldn't tell that was Sakuya. Oh well.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 12:38:35 2016 No.15098634 >>15098596 A joint account? B-but mine barely has anything in it compared to hers! Anyways, you're too kind. Looks cute.

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 12:38:49 2016 No.15098636

>streets are flooded
>cars are backed up
>travel time is doubled
>tfw no alp magic from alp waifu to magically teleport me and save me from this weather and traffic bullshit

>captcha
>select images of rivers
>one picture is an image of a flooded neighborhood
fuck you

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 12:38:59 2016 No.15098637 >>15098631 The fuck is with all those tiny knives? Shit's ridiculous.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 12:39:02 2016 No.15098638 >>15098624 >she still has to earn both my love and my trust before that happens She's been your loving faithful servant since you were a small child, come on man. It'll make your parents look bad too if they fail to fulfill their contract.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 12:39:53 2016 No.15098639 >>15098596 Can't she just pay me back in cash?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 12:39:57 2016 No.15098640 >>15098620 You should encourage them to go outside!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 12:40:02 2016 No.15098641 >>15098636 Ha ha Have a nice swim nerd

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 12:40:41 2016 No.15098643 >>15098637 She's a muscle meido. She doesn't give a fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 12:41:49 2016 No.15098650 >>15098626 Throw a wendigo at her so they fuse.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 12:42:44 2016 No.15098652 >>15098643 What the fuck is she gonna do with those? Juggling? What kind of maid is that? Maids don't get paid to juggle butter knives.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 12:48:01 2016 No.15098670 >>15098652 Well anon, what does DIO do with knives?

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 12:48:22 2016 No.15098671

>>15098638
Well I guess if she's been with me that long and hasn't broken my trust and has been by my side when I needed her, I guest he has earned my trust and love. I just have to wonder why she didn't tell me sooner that she loved me, was she scare to admit her true feelings or did she have a hard time trying to confess about liking me for my quirks, personality, and the activities we do together?

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 12:49:34 2016 No.15098674

>>15098671
>I just have to wonder why she didn't tell me sooner that she loved me, was she scare to admit her true feelings or did she have a hard time trying to confess about liking me for my quirks, personality, and the activities we do together?
You never asked.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 12:52:55 2016 No.15098681 >>15098670 I don't know, I never watched jojo

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 13:01:14 2016 No.15098707

>>15098674
True, part of the reason comes from the fact i'm a bit on the shy side and the other comes from the fact I didn't know how she'd react to me asking such a big question. I feel bad now for not asking her, she who stood by my side and helped me when I felt lost or sad, suppose that's a fault of both of us. Should I go up to her and tell her I like her while we are relaxing together or ask her about if she likes me to understand just how she truly feels for me ?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 13:04:28 2016 No.15098714 >>15098681 >watched

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 13:05:01 2016 No.15098715 >>15098714 Or read

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 13:05:33 2016 No.15098719 >>15098714 I need to get back to reading. I started a while back, but got distracted by RL things.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 13:07:17 2016 No.15098723 Buttplugged Wurms.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 13:09:44 2016 No.15098732 Nothin' like a big, spicy, dark dog on a rainy day, no sir. Nothin' like a big, spicy, dark dog with glowing eyes and thick thighs, no sir.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 13:09:52 2016 No.15098734 >>15098723 H-how? I can't find their butts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 13:21:39 2016 No.15098772 >>15098719 http://i.imgur.com/TEY0yuj.jpg It gets pretty brutal.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 13:21:50 2016 No.15098774 File: 1.43 MB, 1120x960, 1460944965075.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder that Apophis are a blight and should be removed for a peaceful desert kingdom.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 13:24:46 2016 No.15098787 >>15098772 Not him but after the beetle fight I lost all interest in Jojolion.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 13:26:15 2016 No.15098792 >>15098734 Wurm holes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 13:27:21 2016 No.15098797 >>15098787 I wish JJL would show it's main villain already, though I'm willing to bet that it's that guy with medium length hair that you see in the earlier chapters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 13:28:06 2016 No.15098800 >>15098774 Death to the false pharaoh, Apophis stronk.

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 13:28:19 2016 No.15098801

>You'll never be a shady, resourceful dealer living in underground MGC, who makes pacts with all kinds of monstergirls to grant them husbands at the snap of your fingers through seemingly magical, but effective means, at the humble cost of a small bit of cash and some of their mamono mana, which you use to both disguise your scent so you won't be found by the MGPD, and to fuel your wish-granting magical powers

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 13:29:29 2016 No.15098804 File: 2.68 MB, 2000x2500, 1419833440732.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15098774 Pharaoh please, you're not fooling anyone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 13:30:16 2016 No.15098806 >>15098774 Your face is a blight

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 13:33:10 2016 No.15098812 >>15098787 You should pick it back up. It's a lot less adventure-y than the other parts but the mystery aspect is pretty good and Josuke inherited a pretty crazy amount of ruthlessness and bloodlust from the people he was formed out of.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 13:33:33 2016 No.15098814 File: 721 KB, 227x165, 1461087213835.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15097031 No response. No love.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 13:39:02 2016 No.15098828 >>15098774 >Someone used my photohop edit Thank you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 13:41:14 2016 No.15098833 I want a cheerful, pudgy familiar that can cheer me on when I'm at work. Because it's going to be a long day today.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 13:41:54 2016 No.15098835 >>15098774 I want that human girl to do that to my dick.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 13:55:48 2016 No.15098876 >>15098138 That gave me love butterflies in my stomach. So cute. Can't wait for more from you anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 13:56:40 2016 No.15098880 >>15098835 Garrote it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 13:57:09 2016 No.15098883 >>15098880 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 13:58:21 2016 No.15098893 >>15098883 That might hurt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 13:59:15 2016 No.15098895 >>15098893 That's the point.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 13:59:43 2016 No.15098898 >>15098883 >>15098895 >>15098835 Agent 47, please leave.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 13:59:47 2016 No.15098899 >>15098895 Why?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 14:01:39 2016 No.15098908 >>15098899 I want her to punish me for being a species traitor and accidentally make me cum buckets from my incubus dick.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 14:04:52 2016 No.15098925 >>15098908 That's still dumb. You shouldn't feel bad for not wanting to marry a human.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 14:05:50 2016 No.15098926 >>15098828 It will be in my shitposting file for years to come, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 14:06:56 2016 No.15098931 >>15098926 I am glad to be of service.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 14:09:41 2016 No.15098938 >>15098774 No need for such drastic measures. Grapesnakes would make wonderful servants after properly mindbroken.

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 14:09:52 2016 No.15098940

>>15098833
>Take-Your-Familiar-To-Work Day
>Sorting out paperwork and reports in your office
>Familiar sitting on your lap intently watching your hand movements, amazed at how fast you work
>Walking to and fro through corridors in the office carrying piles of folders and whatnot
>Familiar eagerly following you everywhere carrying a few papers
>Sitting in the break room enjoying a mug of coffee
>Familiar sitting by your side sipping on a tiny juicebox, kicking the air absentmindedly
>You have to carry the tired, sleepy familiar over to your car to go home by the end of the day

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 14:10:56 2016 No.15098944 >>15098041 I've always been here, anon. I just lurk way, way more than I post.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 14:11:50 2016 No.15098946 >>15098940 God damn Familiars are so cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 14:12:05 2016 No.15098948 >>15098940 Yep. That's what I want. Although she'd mainly just be watching me move and hook up computer equipment today. I'd let her ride on the dolly though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 14:12:22 2016 No.15098950 >>15098940 >Take-Your-Familiar-To-Work Day It's a Sabbath ploy! One I'd totally fall for, Familiars are adorable.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 14:13:58 2016 No.15098955 File: 338 KB, 803x786, 1451927173560.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15098940 What if your Familiar is busty?

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 14:15:03 2016 No.15098961

>>15097276
Would these edits make it more readable?
>Shyvana, Captain of the Royal Guard
>With Jarvan IV's return, Half-Dragon Shyvana was promoted to Captain of the Royal Guard.
>But this was unprecedented, the Royal Guard had always been in control of the Crown Guard.
>You see that? Yeah a Half Dragon was caught by "Jar"
>I can't allow insults to your honor. In the name of the Royal Guard, I'll rectify it.
>Um...Obstinately you don't have to do it right now...wait-what is in your mouth?
>I, I had snacks on the way here...
>The Next Day, Parade Ground
>I know there are rumors running through this army and I take it that you underestimate me!
>Behold! It is time for you to witness my true form!
>Who has the guts to oppose me?!
>No one of course that's dumb
>Ha! You won't sound so relaxed when you hear the roar of a dragon!
>Such praise
>Kyao or Gao? Puff, Poof or Pomf? Heart Strike, ba dump, doki doki or hng?
>The Captain of the Royal Guard was worn out.

I'm not doing a translation, just a rewrite of what I'm seeing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 14:15:37 2016 No.15098963 >>15098955 Busty how? Adult bodied one or oppai loli one? Either way I'd be happen, even if she was just a loli.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 14:18:31 2016 No.15098972 >>15098961 That'd work. Someone needs to typeset it though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 14:18:33 2016 No.15098974 I want a Baphomet Onee-san to take me to the heretical black mass and dom me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 14:19:33 2016 No.15098979 >>15098963 I'd love an adult bodied one, as that'd also mean big T&A along with large wings for wing burritos.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 14:20:32 2016 No.15098984 >>15098979 I want a loli with huge wings to cocoon with.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 14:21:01 2016 No.15098986 >>15098979 That's nice. I'm still one who enjoys their familiars portable but that works just as well. perhaps a shortstack familiar would be good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 14:25:35 2016 No.15099001 >>15098974 I want to take a Baphomet in my lap and massage her shoulders while she tells me all about the new potions she's developing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 14:28:19 2016 No.15099012 >>15098961 How about you keep moba garbage outside of this thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 14:30:26 2016 No.15099019 >>15099001 Baphomets are leov. Too bad I have no pics on phone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 14:30:44 2016 No.15099020 File: 180 KB, 758x1000, 1434819271025.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15098940 Familiars are way too cute, I want to give one a shoulder ride.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 14:43:02 2016 No.15099043 File: 1.29 MB, 700x1000, An eternity of pouting.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15097798

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 14:43:15 2016 No.15099044 >>15098955 Even better if she's a full size girl who happens to be silly and childish, while at the same time being capable and intelligent.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 14:44:27 2016 No.15099045 >>15099020 Want to fuck that fluffy tail...gonna fuck that fluffy tail

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 14:45:33 2016 No.15099049

>>15093637
Looks like Distant Worlds.

4X Game, where the standard scenario is basically you starting out as a tiny fragment of an old empire relearning how to space after a galactic apocalypse, from a dinky backwater planet with pirates constantly bleeding you dry (because they survived Galactopocalypse and still have all their guns), traveling your home system on sluggish conventional drives and being otherwise completely irrelevant until you abruptly fashion your first primitive hyperdive.

Then shit starts to get metal.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 14:47:08 2016 No.15099053 >>15099043 What's with this trend of pouty monstergirls lately? You girls have been spending too much time with Gazer. Also >Implying you can husbando what you can't find hohohohoho

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 14:48:03 2016 No.15099055 >>15099043 I want to be a ghot and marry a loligoth Willow!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 14:49:18 2016 No.15099060 >>15099045 But that would get it all matted and sticky. Please be responsible and help your Familiar clean up their tail after use.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 14:50:17 2016 No.15099063 File: 1.02 MB, 1600x1200, 1461091817394.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here quickly take this Kitsune for reproduction purposes and flee!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 14:51:21 2016 No.15099067 >>15099063 It looks defective

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 14:51:37 2016 No.15099069 >>15099063 >dat x I'd rather something conscious

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 14:52:06 2016 No.15099072 File: 376 KB, 362x800, e52ad2a0bdf2eea874d2a60fc3639f63.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15099063 Can I have this one insted?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 14:52:07 2016 No.15099073 >>15099063 That's just a mono-eye with a cosplay wig and a buttplug, isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 14:52:43 2016 No.15099074 >>15099060 I'd just unsummon her then resummon her so she can ride eternal, shiny and chrome.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 14:54:56 2016 No.15099078 >>15099019 They really are. Cutest little packages phenomenal demonic power ever came in.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 14:55:45 2016 No.15099083 >>15099073 Don't ask questions, just breed it!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 14:56:28 2016 No.15099084 >>15099073 No. It's a real and breedable kitsune. She endangered and needs babies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 14:59:28 2016 No.15099092 >>15099063 >fluffy tail >fuzzy ears >monoeye I'm okay with this. Would make plenty of monomofu daughters with.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 15:00:37 2016 No.15099097 File: 415 KB, 1600x1200, catclops.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15099084 This "catgirl" you tried to pawn off to me last time turned out to be a cosplaying fujo Monoeye, too! How do I know you're not pulling a fast one on me again?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 15:02:03 2016 No.15099106 >>15099097 All you have to do is fuck her and fill her womb to the brim. She'll even pay you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 15:02:17 2016 No.15099107 >>15099097 I want to see a fujo monoeye try to convince me that boys should kiss boys.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 15:03:15 2016 No.15099111 File: 390 KB, 600x5284, 1457511839036.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] do NOT molest the mofu

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 15:03:17 2016 No.15099112 >>15099097 >complains about getting a gothloli monoeye for the low price of a common catgirl Some customers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 15:03:33 2016 No.15099113 >>15099063 Reproduct-- Hey, wait! Where are you going? You can't leave me to babysit this girl all by myself!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 15:03:58 2016 No.15099114 File: 771 KB, 1024x1024, 1407179439431.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15099107 What if she asks you to roleplay her doujins and fuck her in her yaoi hole?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 15:04:02 2016 No.15099115 >>15099097 Wait a minute, I know that outfit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 15:04:15 2016 No.15099117 >>15099111 wanna do it GONNA do it

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 15:05:03 2016 No.15099120 >>15099111 It's gonna happen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 15:05:03 2016 No.15099121 >>15099114 She wouldn't need to ask twice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 15:05:20 2016 No.15099124 >>15099111 That's a nice butt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 15:06:26 2016 No.15099127 >>15099111 Let's not turn this petting into a mofu assault.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 15:07:26 2016 No.15099134 File: 409 KB, 968x1200, Found this just a minute ago, apparently. Fuckin cool.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15098938 Oh really?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 15:08:27 2016 No.15099138 >>15099111 that's a nice dress. I'd dress my daughterus like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 15:09:46 2016 No.15099140 >>15099111 I'm gonna molest that mofu!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 15:14:03 2016 No.15099154 >>15099134 Barb needs to do a reversed version of that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 15:14:06 2016 No.15099155 >>15099134 I want to buy her and force her to hug me every day!

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 15:15:13 2016 No.15099157

>>15099140
I want to go to prison for mofu molestation and become renowned as the prison mofulester, satiating my hunger by reducing all kinds of delinquent fluffy monstergirls to ahegaoing messes jerking their hips and panting all over. The policewomen who try to stop me will get bent over and nonconsentually snuggled.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 15:19:36 2016 No.15099173 File: 299 KB, 1000x2000, 1399412214490.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15099134 Really. With proper effort, even a grapesnake can be turned from a nuisance to a useful subject of a desert kingdom.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 15:25:13 2016 No.15099190 >>15099112 I want to pretend to be a gothloli Monoeye's friend, only to bully her, rape her, and make her my sex slave for life! It'll be just like her doujins!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 15:30:40 2016 No.15099206 >>15099190 I want to pretend to be a gothloli Monoeye's friend, only to run off all her other friends and then stuff her in a trash can and leave her there all day before cutting all contact!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 15:33:54 2016 No.15099216 >>15099078 I wonder what a Baphomet pussy feels like?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 15:36:37 2016 No.15099221 File: 83 KB, 368x323, 1454034283321.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just want to taste a meal a hellhound earnestly cooked for me.

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 15:39:12 2016 No.15099236

>>15099114
Yes
>Boyish Fujo Monoeye asks you to pound her just like in her yaoi doujins.
>Ignore her sying things like "Boys can't love boys " or 'Something that big won't fit!" as you line up with her surprising plump ass
>When you enter her, she stops stammering lines from her boy love comics and squeals in surprise before begging you to go as hard and deep as you can.
>Seeing no reason to deny her this, you put in your best efforts to wreck her rear as she moans underneath you.
>Feeling your climax approaching, you yak her back by arms and thrust forward, going as far as you can before you bleach her insides.
>As you pull out, she remarks its a good thing she's a boy, because that might could of gotten her pregnant.
>You bop her on the nose.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 15:39:17 2016 No.15099237 >>15099206 I want to pretend to be a gothloli Monoeye's friend, only to confess that I love her and ask her out and then later marry her and breed her and die peacefully in my sleep on the same night she does.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 15:41:17 2016 No.15099245 >>15099237 Ew.

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 15:42:50 2016 No.15099249

>>15099237
I want to pretend to be a gothloli Monoeye's friend, only to confess that I love her and ask her out and then get hit by a Japanese truck right in front of her, spraying blood all over. I won't die though, i'll take a minute to look at her and gasp as I realize that those are MY guts that are all over the place before gasping and dying not peacefully at all so that she kill herself a week later.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 15:42:53 2016 No.15099250 >>15099221 I want to eat the eggs that she's had hidden in her pussy all day.

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 15:45:55 2016 No.15099261

>>15099249
I want to pretend to be a gothloli Monoeye's friend, only to confess that I love her and ask her out and then pretend to get kidnapped and NTR'd by a Paladin girl that's actually my real Human girlfriend. The Monoeye will despair watching the increasingly depraved videos of me becoming a slave to human pussy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 15:47:25 2016 No.15099269 Cute boys are for ___________

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 15:48:11 2016 No.15099271 >>15099269 Mindbreaking with your mofu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 15:48:13 2016 No.15099272 >>15099269 kidnapping and making little brothers by a dominant yet loving monster girl

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 15:48:38 2016 No.15099274 >>15099261 What if she likes it and wants to watch in person?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 15:52:07 2016 No.15099287 >>15099269 Making them realize their inner desire to have sex with a big loving onee-san. Mind Braking is an acceptable way of doing do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 15:53:39 2016 No.15099291 >>15099269 non lewdly doing cute things with their big sisters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 15:54:35 2016 No.15099293 >>15099269 For the same the rest of men, kidnapping, mindbreaking and husbandoing

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 15:54:38 2016 No.15099294 >>15099287 >a big loving onee-san. >big Komodo-chan pls stay

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 15:55:33 2016 No.15099296 >>15099294 Nee-sans should be big.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 15:56:21 2016 No.15099298 >>15099296 Big and healthy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 15:57:11 2016 No.15099299 File: 3.18 MB, 2000x2500, 1421097320582.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15098938 Pffff

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 15:57:29 2016 No.15099301 >>15099190 What if that's her fetish and you just made her the happiest monoeye to ever beg on her knees for her master to use her body any way he desires?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 15:57:43 2016 No.15099302 >>15099298 Perfect for giving lap pillows and for picking up sleepy outous.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 15:58:45 2016 No.15099308 >>15099302 Gonna get sweaty as hell with her bursting out of her panties and tank top under the blankets.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 15:59:47 2016 No.15099314 >>15099301 Then I'm going to force her to step on my dick and give me onahole handjobs and other degrading things! She won't get the hard rape she wants.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 16:00:25 2016 No.15099317 >>15099299 Was that a grape snake cloaca queef? Nasty.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 16:01:22 2016 No.15099320 >>15099302 >>15099308 I wanna have hot sweaty sex with my big loving onee-chan

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 16:02:09 2016 No.15099321 >>15099320 Better livestream it too for good measure

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 16:03:11 2016 No.15099325 >>15099216 What does Baphomet asspussy feel like?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 16:03:46 2016 No.15099326 >>15099325 Like shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 16:08:06 2016 No.15099336 I'm going to be a king with a dragon right-hand woman

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 16:08:35 2016 No.15099337 >>15099261 The only thing that would make this better is if the paladin girl was actually just a yandere and wanted to mindbreak you and make you hers alone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 16:10:38 2016 No.15099343 >>15099337 Do you mean if it was a real kidnapping, or if she wanted to mindbreak me because she thought the plan was cheating on her?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 16:13:02 2016 No.15099346 >>15099216 Probably tight just to the point of not being uncomfortable and able to milk a guy without a single hip thrust. It would also largely depend on whether you'd be using anything from her little bedroom toybox, I reckon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 16:14:01 2016 No.15099349 >>15099299 Why is she smiling like that? Did she find something she likes?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 16:14:27 2016 No.15099351 >>15099346 >able to milk a guy with a single hip thrust. I read it like this first and it was honestly way better. One-thrust ejaculations are my fetish.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 16:16:46 2016 No.15099354 >>15099349 A four leaf clover.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 16:19:24 2016 No.15099360 >>15099349 A dime.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 16:23:16 2016 No.15099366 >>15099250 That's gross, autist.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 16:23:53 2016 No.15099367 >>15099366 Anon that's mean, you shouldn't say things like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 16:23:57 2016 No.15099368 >>15099351 >blowing your load in a Baphomet one thrust in She'd be the smuggest little goat demon afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 16:23:59 2016 No.15099370 >>15099250 Nigger what the fuck

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 16:24:54 2016 No.15099373

>>15099221
I want to cook on a Hellhound. Perhaps a Salamander if I can't find one.

With a Cursed Sword spatula and a Living Armor frying pan.

Maybe make some bacon and hamburger in front of an orc and holstaurus.

Or live dangerously and cook some lean hamburger in front of a minotaur.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 16:25:05 2016 No.15099376 File: 1.98 MB, 1307x1726, gazer barb.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Commission complete. Wife as drawn by barb. Thank you barbie barbo barbarak.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 16:26:51 2016 No.15099382 File: 150 KB, 620x822, 1446064400344.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15099368 She would probably turn you over and start riding you post orgasm until she felt satisfied. I want a chocolate Baphomet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 16:26:54 2016 No.15099383 >>15099376 Ooh, that looks good!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 16:26:59 2016 No.15099384 >>15099376 Fuckin neato, friend.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 16:28:06 2016 No.15099386 >>15099370 There is literally nothing wrong with eating eggs that your waifu has lovingly cooked for you anon, come on now. I bet they'd have a nice spicy flavor too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 16:28:15 2016 No.15099387 >>15099367 No, it doesn't make sense either. We all know the vaginal muscles of hellhounds are extremely well developed, the pressure exerted would crush any eggs put inside almost instantly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 16:28:37 2016 No.15099390 >>15099376 That's a nice one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 16:31:12 2016 No.15099396 File: 701 KB, 800x1000, 1446233427503.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15099373 You uhhh...Okay there anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 16:31:19 2016 No.15099397 >>15099387 That's ridiculous anon, you can control vagina muscles just like you can with any other muscles. It just takes some training, that's all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 16:33:12 2016 No.15099405 >>15099397 No. Hellhounds are just too tight and too hot. It won't work.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 16:33:23 2016 No.15099406 >>15099376 This looks pretty great. Thanks for reminding me that I have no talents, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 16:34:10 2016 No.15099409 >>15099376 >mge dragon by barb never I shall blame the hebrew people for this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 16:35:58 2016 No.15099417 >>15099405 You just need to train her well anon, you're just lazy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 16:36:50 2016 No.15099421 >>15099368 >>15099382 >not pounding her senseless while refractory period is active The demon lord has given her tight holes that'll make even average dicks count as monstercocks, and nature has given you invincibilty frames.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 16:38:05 2016 No.15099428 >>15099417 Why would I want to loosen my hellhound to fit eggs up inside her? Think about what you're arguing for.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 16:38:31 2016 No.15099429 >>15099421 I've never attempted to keep going after refractory period. The toy I use is just too much. I should try though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 16:38:44 2016 No.15099430 File: 517 KB, 1000x1077, 1397388332473.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's already fucking 90 degrees and it's not even Summer I want to ask my Anubis Superior if we can go somewhere colder

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 16:38:59 2016 No.15099432 >>15099382 >Bapho with a self satisfied smile slowly rocking her hips, riding out her onii-chan's orgasm while he quivers under her >all this by a chocomet with tanlines I'll be in my bunk.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 16:40:59 2016 No.15099439 >>15099428 I'm arguing for lots of sex and a tasty meal. What could be better than those?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 16:41:34 2016 No.15099441 >>15099430 >expecting compassion from sand dogs

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 16:42:54 2016 No.15099445 >>15099343 Mostly the kidnapping, but those two options aren't exclusive of each other either.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 16:43:01 2016 No.15099446 >>15099441 But it's so sunny out here. Her skin's already become a shade darker!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 16:46:35 2016 No.15099457 >>15099446 That means it's time for her to retreat to the shade and oversee work from there while a slave applies suntan to her.

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 16:48:32 2016 No.15099464
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>>15099396
What? Can't a man cook on top of a monster girl?

I could run a whole restaurant with 2 lava golems stove / ovens, a living armor that changes into cookware, a cursed sword that turns into cooking utensils, a Satyros waiter / brewmaster, all while I serve the finest cuisine to a Queen Slime while living in her Slime City made of her!

There's nothing wrong with me! A better question would be what's wrong with you!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 16:48:53 2016 No.15099466 >>15099376 Barb was taking commissions? Shiiiiiiit. I want to commission him, but he's only ever seemed to be open for them once.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 16:51:10 2016 No.15099473 >>15099466 he only had 5 slots which were all taken up quickly

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 16:55:02 2016 No.15099482 >>15099421 Well, powering through it and continuing to pound into a Baphomet, taking advantage of her not expecting to go that long to turn her into a sweating, panting, spent mess is also a plan. In fact, I like this plan the most.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 16:56:51 2016 No.15099487 File: 789 KB, 850x1206, Lamias.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >The encyclopedia entries are mostly just hyperbole! Monster girls won't actually have sex 24/7! Why does KC lie?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 16:56:52 2016 No.15099488 >>15099376 On one hand I admire your passion and dedication, but on the other hand I think you need some psychological help BTW How much did it cost?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 16:57:19 2016 No.15099489 >>15099482 I'm too much of a sub for that. I want her to ride me hard post orgasm while kissing me deeply and whispering in demonic in my ear.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 17:00:39 2016 No.15099493 >>15099487 I'm fine with the hyperbole though

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 17:00:42 2016 No.15099495 >>15099488 Anon I have a porcelain statue of her on my shelf. I love my wife, there's nothing unhealthy about that. $25. Barble only opened a few slots.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 17:02:06 2016 No.15099498 >>15099493 But you didn't answer my question; why does KC lie?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 17:03:26 2016 No.15099500 >>15099498 He's a Jap, they do that a lot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 17:05:07 2016 No.15099506 http://i.imgur.com/EvOSgMq.png Why do human girls like to ruin things? And in Monster Girl territory, how rare would it be to find a human girl?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 17:05:33 2016 No.15099509 >>15099500 I just feel that KC is trying to appeal to a broad audience while at the same time not realizing his setting simply doesn't appeal to everyone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 17:06:43 2016 No.15099518 >>15099506 What are they ruining? Let them make a MBE. Who cares.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 17:08:16 2016 No.15099524 >>15099506 As long as they don't invade monster girl communities with monster boys, let them have their fun.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 17:09:29 2016 No.15099530 >>15099489 But if she whispered in demonic you wouldn't understand when she told you between sucking and nibbling on your earlobe that she plans to feed you corruption fruit from her lips and continue to ride you to and past several more climaxes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 17:10:33 2016 No.15099531 File: 226 KB, 750x1091, piss comic.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What would the Whizzard think of MGE?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 17:10:45 2016 No.15099533 >>15099506 They can do whatever floats their boat. Somewhere else.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 17:11:48 2016 No.15099536 >>15099506 Let them do what they want. Just as long as they don’t push it in the face of the monster girl communities or anything like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 17:11:54 2016 No.15099537 >>15099531 Same thing he always thinks. "Needs more piss." Also, >>>/tg/

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 17:14:50 2016 No.15099543 >>15099506 I think that's a well known troll who gets banned often on there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 17:19:26 2016 No.15099553 >>15099482 I want to use those horns as handlebars for standing-up deepthroat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 17:21:00 2016 No.15099558 >>15099506 What would they call their version of Alps?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 17:21:27 2016 No.15099560 Can we agree monsterized humans are shit tier?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 17:23:50 2016 No.15099563 >>15099560 No.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 17:24:25 2016 No.15099567 >>15099558 I dono… Anti-alp? I actually sat I thought about it for 5 minutes and this is the best I came up with. >>15099560 Nope.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 17:24:57 2016 No.15099571 >>15099560 No.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 17:25:41 2016 No.15099572 >>15099563 >>15099567 You are just having sex with a human that grew some animals ears at that point.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 17:27:08 2016 No.15099574 >>15099134 I want to save the Pharaoh... no, I MUST save the Pharaoh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 17:27:17 2016 No.15099575 >>15099558 A Feminist.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 17:33:11 2016 No.15099590 File: 190 KB, 800x512, 1437776829637.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15099575 !

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 17:40:51 2016 No.15099618 >>15099575 I did not expect that. But I guess you're not wrong. >>15099572 But they act like monsters after they monsterize?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 17:41:09 2016 No.15099622 >>15099575 Heh

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 17:41:50 2016 No.15099625
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>>15099572
Except the part where it changes their personality to a degree and gives them much stronger instincts. The transformation is much more than just a physical makeover.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 17:43:33 2016 No.15099627 >"FAT CAT ASS!" >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHNpTNLTG0Y

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 17:45:06 2016 No.15099632 So.... Hipster looking golem with an apple icon on her chest when?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 17:45:56 2016 No.15099634 >>15099627 Well he sure got a lot of pussy. I’m sorry.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 17:46:15 2016 No.15099636 >>15099632 >iGolem I don't know, I prefer the Golem with boob Windows.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 17:47:30 2016 No.15099639 >>15099627 This is why you don't feed strays, anon. They'll tell all their friends and then they never leave you alone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 17:49:27 2016 No.15099645 >>15099639 >Make coffee in the morning. >Sit in lounge and watch TV. >Stray Cat Girls have their faces pressed up against the door. Just another day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 17:51:27 2016 No.15099651 >>15099627 Bunch of fucking pests.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 17:52:14 2016 No.15099655 >>15099636 Windows icons for nipples? Or a boob window shirt in the shap of the Microsoft logo?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 17:52:19 2016 No.15099657 >>15099645 What happens when they go in heat or you just jump into the now huge pile of fluff?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 17:53:56 2016 No.15099662 >>15099655 Boob window shirt, to lure in potential customers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 17:54:14 2016 No.15099664 >>15099627 >That black one that instantly goes and hangs around the cameraman Claimed. This man has been claimed by the pack leader

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 17:55:43 2016 No.15099668 >>15099664 Pretty much, the alpha cat girl has claimed the Human as her mate. The rest are there for food and pats.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 17:58:59 2016 No.15099679 >>15099662 Is she running 10? Those girls are awfully clingy, although it's better than the paranoid vista girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 18:01:22 2016 No.15099686 >>15099495 >$25 Fucking hell. Barb, take more commissions. Let me just fucking force my money down your throat, please.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 18:02:17 2016 No.15099687 >>15099679 >Using 10 or Vista >Not actually taking the time to actually learn to use 8 Those 10s are going to go through your phone & browser history and then you'll have a full-on yandere on your hands.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 18:03:40 2016 No.15099693 >>15099627 >This but with Jinkos I want it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 18:07:52 2016 No.15099713 >>15099693 >These Tigers are at my Door Every Morning

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 18:08:08 2016 No.15099717 >>15099687 What if that's exactly what you want?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 18:08:53 2016 No.15099722 >>15099693 Can your house fit that many Jinkos?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 18:09:37 2016 No.15099726 >>15098530 I told you about those Tanukis man, I told you!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 18:10:31 2016 No.15099730 >>15099627 >You will never see a group of cat girls outside your door patiently waiting for you to open it so they can come inside.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 18:14:00 2016 No.15099747 >>15099722 I'd be happy with just one but having ambitions doesn't hurt. Well maybe it hurts a lot in this case, especially the pelvis but I'm sure it would be worth it.

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 18:15:25 2016 No.15099755

>>15099639
>Fed a stray once
>It bit me
>Spent almost 10 minutes washing it out
>Woke up the next morning with my arm bright red from my fingertips to my elbow and in agony
>By the time I saw the doctor 3 hours later the redness and pain was up to my shoulder
>Doctor told me that if it reached my chest I would have died
>Couldn't use my left arm at all for almost 3 weeks
Lesson fucking learned.
Catgirls wouldn't hurt me like that, would they?

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 18:18:22 2016 No.15099764

>>15099730
>You underestimate their commitment for being let inside when you don't see them one
day
>It turns out that they overheard the news about a snowstorm and left. Smart
>Is what you said until next morening
>When you saw them all huddled together, wearing think parka's and drinking hot chocolate
>Still waiting

>You thought spring would be different, what with alergy season
>But they were still there, some drinking chicken noodle soup while others sneazing into tissues

>By summer, now you were 110% that they had to leave
>Especially with how blazing hot it is
>Is what you would've said before you noticed the surprising amount of traffic at the front of your home
>Mainly because it seems they opened up a Lemonade stand

>But Autumn, Autumn had to be different
>The changing temperatures
>The cool air
>Surely they had to have left
>They'd have to
>Is what you were thinking before you heard the giggling and laughing of some of the catgirls jumping into a pile of leaves you just raked

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 18:19:18 2016 No.15099766 >>15099755 Fuck, that's a hell of an infection. What arm?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 18:21:31 2016 No.15099775 Has anyone here slept with a blanket coiled around them, surrounding them with warmth like a Lamia? It's one of my favorite ways to sleep.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 18:21:33 2016 No.15099778 >>15099764 >jumping into a pile of leaves you just raked They're going to pay for this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 18:21:38 2016 No.15099779 >>15099755 Cats are shit animals, more at 11.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 18:23:28 2016 No.15099785 >>15099775 No, I have my own - and arguably more tragic - method to get to sleep

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 18:23:47 2016 No.15099787 Has anyone here slept with a blanket coiled around them, surrounding them with warmth like a Lamia? It's one of my favorite ways to enjoy lying in bed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 18:23:53 2016 No.15099788 >>15099778 This is how feuds start.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 18:25:15 2016 No.15099797 >>15099788 It's too late anon, those cat girls will regret their mistake of ruining all my hard work.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 18:25:30 2016 No.15099799 >>15099787 No. I'm a restless sleeper and I actually hate getting tangled up in my blankets. Though I could make an exception for a cute snake giving me a full body hug.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 18:26:20 2016 No.15099801 >>15099775 >Lamia >Snake woman >Half-reptillian woman >Warmth Nigger you what

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 18:28:41 2016 No.15099812 >>15099687 True but that also means they'll adjust their bodies to your liking beforehand. ThAt WaY yOU WiLl onLy lOOk aT hER

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 18:29:32 2016 No.15099816 >>15099797 The path of vengeance is long and lonely. Godspeed, friend.

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 18:30:35 2016 No.15099820

>>15099764
Anon, they don't want to enter your house anymore. They want to enter your heart, and never leave. You will wake up every morning surrounded by warmth and fall asleep nestled between two sets of squishy chest pillows.

>>15099785
Please share. I'll try it.

>>15099801
First you warm them up. Then they act as insulation, holding that perfect temperature during the hot summer months. Plus, haven't you ever wanted to hug your blanket or space heater when you turn it on and it drives the cold away? In her case, it's a human. She can thank you all night.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 18:30:58 2016 No.15099822 >>15099687 I use 7

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 18:33:10 2016 No.15099839 >>15099820 >insulation You mean you give off enough body heat for both of you to reach the same stable temperature due to the heat energy being shared between both your bodies. Also >Cuddling in this hellish heat Jesus no

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 18:33:16 2016 No.15099841 >>15099816 It is a necessary sacrifice so they can learn their mistakes, anon. Once I'm done though they'll all be mine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 18:34:13 2016 No.15099847 >>15099822 W7 is the only right answer now that XP is gone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 18:34:34 2016 No.15099848 >>15099755 Don't feed wild animals retard

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 18:35:18 2016 No.15099851 >>15099820 >Please share. I'll try it. It's nothing remarkable. Just a little wolf soft toy I've had since I was small. Lying in bed and partially resting my head against it is relaxing especially when thinking about wolfus or anubifus.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 18:38:35 2016 No.15099864 >>15099787 Yeah a few times. I actually have a shawl that my mom gave me. It's completely black so I imagine that's Kejourou hair sometimes. I don't sleep wearing it though

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 18:39:10 2016 No.15099866 >>15099687 >Those 10s are going to go through your phone & browser history and then you'll have a full-on yandere on your hands. So what's the downside?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 18:40:01 2016 No.15099870 >>15099487 Those girls literally just found their husbands. They're on their honeymoon cut them some slack

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 18:41:21 2016 No.15099874 >>15099134 Its the headpatting that does it. It really needs a reversed and colored version

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 18:48:17 2016 No.15099895 >>15099870 That Lamia on the right is a bit excitable

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 18:49:58 2016 No.15099900 >>15099895 Hey man, sometimes, when things feel good, they feel really good

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 18:50:37 2016 No.15099902 >tfw no Mantis maidguard twins who profess that it's their duty to stand watch over you while you sleep but who are always out like a light while clinging to your arms and curled up on both sides of you come morning

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 18:54:44 2016 No.15099913 >>15099902 Oh I need this, god damn you anon.

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 18:57:14 2016 No.15099919
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Remember to say hello to your silent Mantis colleague tommorow!
Perhaps you could even consider accepting that written invitation to go and drink tea with her. Surely she'd appreciate that, perhaps even enough to cause a little smile to form on her face.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 18:57:47 2016 No.15099922 >>15099902 >tfw there is an oomukade schlicking under the bed, still waiting for her chance to escape unnoticed

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 18:59:22 2016 No.15099929 >>15099919 Invitation? I haven't received anything. In fact I always sit furthest back in class, while she usually sits in the front. Eh, guess she's after a different guy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 18:59:51 2016 No.15099930 File: 708 KB, 1400x1000, Do It For Her.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Doing crazy amounts of work for crazy amounts of money >Organising a big artist list >Organising ideas for future commissions Feels good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 19:00:17 2016 No.15099932 >>15099919 Sure that sounds like a lovely thing to do with her, maybe I an even have a conversations to see if she want to hang out some me to help us learn about each other.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 19:01:03 2016 No.15099936 >>15099922 >under the bed I swear, that girl's not right in the head. I specifically invited her into my room for shenanigans ON the bed, not UNDER it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 19:02:07 2016 No.15099941 >>15099930 More Anubis in future? I'm totally okay with this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 19:02:12 2016 No.15099942 >>15099930 What is the source for chibi face after "for"?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 19:03:00 2016 No.15099945 >>15099930 Honestly I kind of envy your drive to work to get more images of your waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 19:03:37 2016 No.15099948 >>15099895 She's excited about making her husband feel good, can you blame her?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 19:04:59 2016 No.15099954 >>15099919 Not a fan of tea, but I'd take her up on her offer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 19:05:36 2016 No.15099959 >>15099930 You're insane, anubisfucker, but I like you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 19:05:51 2016 No.15099960 >>15099942 That's a Loen sketch I believe, it comes with a free taiga.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 19:08:23 2016 No.15099966 >>15099919 I want to stand her up until she goes fulls yandere

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 19:08:27 2016 No.15099967

>>15099941
Not just anubis. I want to give some love to the sea slime too. A few other monstergirls as well.
Hell, I might end up outright taking commission suggestions from the thread later.

>>15099942
Loen did a little chibi image ages ago with that anubis and a jinko.

>>15099945
Hey, I have fun working, so it's not that bad either.

>>15099959
The scary part is I'm not the Anubisfucker.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 19:09:42 2016 No.15099971 >>15099919 Can't remember the last time I've had tea, but I'm up for it

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 19:11:45 2016 No.15099973 >>15099967 >Hell, I might end up outright taking commission suggestions from the thread later You madman, spend the money on what you want.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 19:13:01 2016 No.15099974 >>15099967 More power to ya man, right now kind of in the limbo of being a working man, so everyone around me sounds enviable.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 19:14:47 2016 No.15099979 Is stalker-anon still around? It was fun watching him point out write/drawfags through their wording

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 19:18:03 2016 No.15099992 >>15099979 I still exist, and write sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 19:18:06 2016 No.15099993 >>15099979 >tfw deliberately changed my posting style because of him I'm super sneaky.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 19:19:23 2016 No.15099999 >>15099992 Thank god, i thought you were part of my imagination.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 19:20:06 2016 No.15100003 >>15099973 Well, I mean, people can come up with pretty good ideas. Say I'm thinking of commissioning someone for a familiar, for example. I'm sure lots of people will have costume ideas and such for her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 19:20:58 2016 No.15100008 >>15099993 No you're not, Richard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 19:21:10 2016 No.15100009 File: 826 KB, 1985x2806, 1458158424083.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never come home to a horny hellhound What's even the point?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 19:21:18 2016 No.15100010 File: 213 KB, 750x621, 1460419360649.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Thank you for shopping at Snake-mart!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 19:21:46 2016 No.15100011 >>15099967 Spoopy

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 19:21:47 2016 No.15100012 >>15100008 Yes I am! And I'm not Richard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 19:21:54 2016 No.15100013 >>15100009 I'm fucking glad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 19:22:47 2016 No.15100018 >>15100009 Oh thank god.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 19:22:51 2016 No.15100019 >>15100010 >ring on her tail cuuuuute!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 19:23:57 2016 No.15100022 >>15100012 Shut up Tom.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 19:24:04 2016 No.15100023 >>15100019 Yep. Kid's married.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 19:25:58 2016 No.15100030 >>15100022 Anon please.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 19:27:15 2016 No.15100035 File: 99 KB, 1000x1100, 13458435453.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DIY Mimic is best Mimic

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 19:27:21 2016 No.15100036 >>15100010 >the little monster ball gacha I love this pic

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 19:32:12 2016 No.15100045 Do you think monsters advertise prisoner fruit to women who feel like they aren't satisfying their husbands in bed?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 19:33:06 2016 No.15100046 >>15100035 Lab Trap is the best one/

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 19:33:33 2016 No.15100047 >>15100045 I wouldn't put it past them

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 19:38:10 2016 No.15100060 >>15100045 Hopefully.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 19:42:08 2016 No.15100065 >>15100045 What does that even do? I'm guessing it makes them into rape machines.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 19:45:35 2016 No.15100077 >>15100010 Working at a store in MG territory is hard, they keep trying to buy me. Oh well, at least when they find me cute I can keep the change.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 19:51:24 2016 No.15100089 File: 293 KB, 476x349, tumblr_o4l5s64XsJ1tks7kwo1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://snibako.tumblr.com/post/141749196971/ >I hope you feel better soon man ;-;7 What did he mean by this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 19:52:33 2016 No.15100092 >>15100089 He just found out he may have cancer, Anon. Where have you been?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 19:53:21 2016 No.15100094 File: 60 KB, 704x478, 1398882203345.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15100092 Wait, who?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 19:53:22 2016 No.15100095 >>15100089 Gazerfag cut out his own eye to be closer to his waifu. No but really he might have cancer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 19:57:41 2016 No.15100105 >>15100092 >>15100095 Wait what, seriously?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:00:19 2016 No.15100112 >>15100105 Yeah, didn't you see the post a few threads back?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:01:18 2016 No.15100115 >>15100112 No

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:01:58 2016 No.15100118 File: 358 KB, 900x654, everydaysigh.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15099627 >>15099634 >>15099639 >>15099645

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:03:50 2016 No.15100129 >>15100115 Oh. Probably because I was joking about the whole thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:03:52 2016 No.15100130 >>15100118 Begone Purplecats!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:04:33 2016 No.15100132 >>15100118 Would they leave him alone if he got married?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:04:43 2016 No.15100133 >>15100130 Just spray them with water.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:05:40 2016 No.15100138 File: 65 KB, 621x709, gazer less bloodborne.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15100095 >>15100092 'cancer' is a pretty strong way to word 'severe ear infection' don't you think?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:05:42 2016 No.15100139 >Faggot gets cancer. Don't see what the big deal is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:05:51 2016 No.15100140 >>15100118 Watch out! One is holding your cup from the inside!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:06:20 2016 No.15100143 >>15100132 He already married an ass, see that one tail holding the coffee mug?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:06:39 2016 No.15100145 File: 86 KB, 548x374, 1451893514518.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15100118 >animated I love it. Though I have to wonder, what expressions are the faggotcats making when the dude spanks them? >>15100138 Damn nigga, you still have that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:06:42 2016 No.15100146 >>15100118 These shameless girls walking around butt naked like animals, have they not a single drop of decency? >>15100138 So you have ear cancer?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:07:11 2016 No.15100149 >>15100118 >I will never get to do this FUCK

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:07:42 2016 No.15100152 File: 675 KB, 480x270, 1401935527901.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15100129 >Probably because I was joking Don't ever talk to me or my snek again. You roosemeister.

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:08:52 2016 No.15100156
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>>15100139
You too, buddy.
>>15100145
Nah it's pretty much gone by now after four weeks of antibiotics.
>>15100146
Cancer is scary anon, I'm glad my health problems don't go that far.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:09:15 2016 No.15100158 >>15100146 Cheshires are sluts anon, they know a man couldn't resist groping and smacking their butts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:10:14 2016 No.15100162 >>15100158 They underestimate our chatsity

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:10:42 2016 No.15100166

>>15100065
Makes girls hot and monsterizes them over time.
I've been thinking about writing a story about a plane town girl who gets insecure about how she looks and how she performs in bed. Then some succubus/tanuki offers her the fruit and she starts eating it and eventually gets hooked on when she realizes she can drive her husband wild

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:14:45 2016 No.15100179 >>15100156 Do Gazers come in different sizes?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:17:26 2016 No.15100191 File: 429 KB, 1600x1067, daughteru.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15100179

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:18:41 2016 No.15100194 >>15100191 I still don't know what that thing that little wocks holding is

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:19:42 2016 No.15100200 >>15100194 An actual gazer/beholder. Or a toy of one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:20:07 2016 No.15100201 >>15100194 it's a beholder, what the gazer is based off of. it's probably a plushie though

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:20:35 2016 No.15100207 >>15100162 Not me though, I just can't resist a monster girls with a nice butt. There is no way I could resist a Kakuen, Wights, Cheshire, Kunoichi, Mantis or a Lich since all of them have great butts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:20:37 2016 No.15100208 >>15100200 How did she get that? Is she even allowed to have that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:21:54 2016 No.15100213 >>15100207 Would krakens have big butts due to exercising their tentacles a lot when swimming? I wonder what Krakenbutt looks like.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:24:15 2016 No.15100220 >>15100213 They would have Big Fat Squid butts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:25:41 2016 No.15100228 >>15100207 >>15100213 What about Scylla's, they also have great butt and also happen to be equally cute as well.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:26:02 2016 No.15100230 >>15100213 >>15100220 If she had an otouto she wouldn't have a fat ass. He'd keep her in shape.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:26:16 2016 No.15100231 >>15100208 She cut through into the forbidden plane of reality with her claws and snatched it right out of its nest.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:28:16 2016 No.15100236 >>15100230 Otouto's are scrubs. A big brother would keep her in shape and stop any and all attempts to rape him.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:28:55 2016 No.15100240 >>15100230 Enough with the oneesan shit goddamn give it a rest

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:29:18 2016 No.15100241 >>15100228 No, Scylla's are low tier.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:30:05 2016 No.15100247 >>15100236 >Big brother A shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:31:49 2016 No.15100254 >>15100247 You're a shit. Being a big brother is objectively better.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:31:51 2016 No.15100255 File: 67 KB, 1277x716, 1460915955878.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15100230 >>15100236 >>15100240 Guys, guys. Big brother, little brother, husbandu, fatheru, it doesn't matter. In the end, only one thing does.

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:33:17 2016 No.15100262

>>15100241
On the chart of fine butts, I have to disagree just look at their original at and tell me it good quality butt. Plus Scylla's deserve just as much love as their Kraken cousin and if no one else will give her that love, I'm more than happy to make her day and ask her out on a date.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:33:40 2016 No.15100264 >>15100255 So what if I'm a human male?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:34:37 2016 No.15100270 >>15100255 How disappointed would you be if a close male in your family Alps?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:36:04 2016 No.15100276 >>15100255 >In the end, only one thing does. True. As long as the girl's a loli, you can't go wrong.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:36:57 2016 No.15100283 >>15100254 I can tell you aren't the big brother irl.

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:37:58 2016 No.15100287

>>15100270
Every family tree has its random selfish assholes, idiots, bums, and other undesirables somewhere in it. No one really cares much unless you're a royal family or political dynasty or shit.

That said, having Alp family members would give you a good excuse to enter their house whenever you want to bully them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:38:17 2016 No.15100288 >>15100283 >Acting like real life means shit here. Faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:38:24 2016 No.15100289 >>15100179 Dire Gazers

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:39:24 2016 No.15100297 >>15100283 Don't get uppity with IRL stuff again, special ed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:39:31 2016 No.15100299 >>15100276 >loli vomit.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:39:42 2016 No.15100301 >>15100289 >Dire Gazer So... extra powerful gazer? One that just stares at you extra hard, or is yandere, or knows how to hack security cameras?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:40:23 2016 No.15100304 >>15100289 Oh my. How does gazer-fag handle a dire wife?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:40:39 2016 No.15100306 File: 759 KB, 1000x1100, 1456368624678.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15100289 I approve.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:41:01 2016 No.15100309 >>15100301 Stick with the prod

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:42:00 2016 No.15100313 >>15100309 WARNING WARNING OLD MONSTER GIRLS

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:42:25 2016 No.15100315

>She's one of the “lilim” who are the daughters of the demon lord and her husband, and she's the third daughter. She has the form of a little girl, and her personality is also extremely childish, but she's a haughty despot, and Wonderland is a land that she created by doing as she pleased. Everything in the kingdom is decided by her whim and caprice.

>If one upsets her, various obscene punishments are unavoidable. Even if not, she'll probably order punishments on a whim. (These punishments are mostly just treated as events where they can get off with their partner in an unusual environment by the denizens of Wonderland.)

>She's always seeking fun things, tasty things, and sensual things, so to relieve her boredom she calls humans and monsters from outside into Wonderland. She also has a lonely side, and it's said that she summons the denizens of Wonderland to play with her, or makes them give her sweets. On the one hand, she's adored by the denizens of wonderland as queen, but it also does indeed seem like they're humoring a spoiled child.

>With vast magical power that's even equivalent to that of a god, she has a knack for exceptional sorcery. She's the one who imbued all the spells all over Wonderland. Day after day, she devises even more fun and obscene new pranks, surprises, or spells.

>Additionally, the reason she has a child-like form is that even though she's a “lilim,” she's also of the mutant race “alice.”
Why is the Queen of Hearts so perfect? Art of her when?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:42:30 2016 No.15100316 >>15100306 I wish i was christian.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:42:47 2016 No.15100318 File: 208 KB, 439x521, 2old4u.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15100313 So, elves and dragons?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:42:56 2016 No.15100319 File: 305 KB, 1840x2888, 1456918224459.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15100207 Big yeti butts for soft cuddling

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:43:07 2016 No.15100320 >>15100276 >no boobs >flat as wood >mind of a child >short absolutelyhorrible.png

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:43:37 2016 No.15100322 >>15100309 >>15100313 Prod with the prod Just in case though, we're police

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:44:23 2016 No.15100323 >>15100320 As the said in Ancient Nipponese, "A true breast lover loves all size of breasts." That said, is she doesn't have nice hips and a spankable bottom, that's a dealbreaker.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:44:47 2016 No.15100325 >>15100315 >lilim loli Never would i have thought of such horrid taste.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:44:53 2016 No.15100326 >>15100288 >>15100297 It was a different way of pointing that big brother sucks. I'll take a onee-san.

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:45:02 2016 No.15100327

>>15100315
>Queen of hearts
>Literally a spoiled little shit
>No sense of justice whatsoever
>Will punish you because she just wanted to
>You can't even reason with her, as expected from a wonderland dweller
And you thought the radical faction under Deruella was bad? just check these wonderland bastards. Thank god they stick to their shitty realm.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:45:37 2016 No.15100328 >>15100315 Imma flick her forehead mid-speech

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:45:37 2016 No.15100329 >>15100301 Her gaze is so powerful anyone she looks at is immediately put under her control, wherever or not they're looking at her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:46:02 2016 No.15100333 >>15100318 And vampires

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:46:50 2016 No.15100335 >>15100327 Don't you wanna cuddle her and play games with her? She's cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:47:39 2016 No.15100337 >>15100320 >Cute chest >Perfectly shaped for massaging >Innocent and pure, perfect to protect and teach her love >Portable Lolis are great.

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:47:48 2016 No.15100338
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>>15100301
>>15100304
>>15100306
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7liS-WlT6g

>Dire Gazers
>More powerful than the normal variety, having trained their bodies and minds beyond the norm by giving their minds eyes
>Tall, hourglass built monoeyes with eye stalks as thick as your forearm, those huge man-watchers hold you with rapt attention, unblinking
>Within a 1 km radius of her lair, you can't undo the feeling of being watched at all times
>Possessive to the point of being nearly yandere, will smother you in her big gaze-ongas
>While making you into a man

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:48:31 2016 No.15100341 >>15100326 Great, your opinions are still trash.

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:49:49 2016 No.15100347

>>15100335
Not if she will be unstable enough to mercilessly punish me because of some stupid reason like "i wasn't looking at her enough" or something like that.

Giving a loli so much power like that is crazy, Deruella would pale in comparison to what the queen of hearts would do if she ever decided to abandon the wonderland and conquer the world.

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:49:54 2016 No.15100348
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>>15100325
>>15100315

I know it's not the actual canon concept sketch of the QoH, but the combination of throne, aristocratic ascot, arrogant attitute and heart-decals everywhere makes it seem spot-on for the Queen

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:50:15 2016 No.15100352 File: 803 KB, 810x1080, 1458361004528.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15100338 >Possessive to the point of being nearly yandere, will smother you in her big gaze-ongas Fuck yeah.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:50:18 2016 No.15100353 >>15100338 Will I be swift as a coursing river? With all the strength of a great typhoon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:50:31 2016 No.15100355 File: 199 KB, 800x1000, 7a15e6875293f156dd993007af2d0cc56.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15100240 >give it a rest No

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:52:37 2016 No.15100360 >>15100355 Older sisters shouldn't be so lewd!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:53:38 2016 No.15100365 >>15100341 Likewise anon, to each his own.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:53:48 2016 No.15100366 >>15100348 I still stand by my opinion. Shes horrible. Then again i hate all lolis in general. Taller, busty, protective women are best.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:55:42 2016 No.15100375 File: 796 KB, 1090x892, 1461113742436.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15100352 >I'll never have a super cute Dire Gazer tower over me and gaze at me intensely I hate it...

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:56:26 2016 No.15100377 I hate gazers and their stupid monoeye. Why can't they be like normal girls and have two eyes

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:58:24 2016 No.15100384 >>15100377 Then they wouldn't be Gazers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:58:26 2016 No.15100385 File: 114 KB, 1000x750, 1459630307759.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15100377 what's not to like about their eye? they have both Quality and quantity

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:58:59 2016 No.15100389 >>15100377 >why can't a monstergirl look more like a normal girl I'm glad I don't live inside the cage of shit taste that is your mind.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:59:42 2016 No.15100392 File: 126 KB, 456x448, ECSTACY.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15100145 >what expressions are the faggotcats making when the dude spanks them? Up to your imagination.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 20:59:53 2016 No.15100393 >>15100377 Hey, beauty is in the eyes of the BEHOLDER! How long until i get Pun-ished?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:00:13 2016 No.15100395 >>15100385 That stalk looks like it needs help.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:03:10 2016 No.15100406 >>15100255 Is this that new animu about racism and prejudice?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:03:19 2016 No.15100407 >>15100377 But their monoeye is beautiful and Gazers are cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:03:30 2016 No.15100409 >>15100392 Some form of smug ahego A smuego.

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:03:32 2016 No.15100410

>>15100385
Her one big eye creeps me out. Monoeyes take up an uncomfortably large amount of surface area on their face

>>15100389
not every monster girl is a monoeye

i just want to get hypnotized by a monoeye and then shitpost about the glory of monoeyes

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:04:15 2016 No.15100415 >>15100395 >>15100385 >JESUS CHRIST SOMEBODY FUCKING HELP ME AAAAAAAAA

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:06:17 2016 No.15100423
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>>15100392
>Up to your imagination.
Oh you bet I will.
Also, from looking at you stuff on the drawfriend booru, you've come a long way with your art. Excellent job in that regard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:06:36 2016 No.15100425 >>15100118 Hehe, good one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:09:10 2016 No.15100440 File: 810 KB, 1400x1950, 56319500_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wonder what door to door surveys with the sabbath are like.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:09:24 2016 No.15100441 >>15100423 Worst sister clone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:10:08 2016 No.15100443 File: 625 KB, 1026x871, Hellhound_Bikini.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15100207 Hellhounds have some top tier booty

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:11:18 2016 No.15100445 File: 2.70 MB, 480x270, UncleAndMiko.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15100406 Kumamiko. A slice of life with a cute loli Miko and her bear companion that occasionally produces really wacky out-of-context scenes like the above.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:11:52 2016 No.15100449 File: 101 KB, 1007x589, Nubooty.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15100441 She's a fat-bottomed yandere you dork, what's not to love? Not only that, she's also the best woman for Rags.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:11:52 2016 No.15100450 File: 411 KB, 1000x997, 1458501146953-4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15100415

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:13:30 2016 No.15100453 >>15100440 Why does Japan have such a fucking huge obsession with fat ugly men in their porn? It's the fucking worst. Like, doujin artists in general already know that focusing on the guy at all is shit and awful. So why does this cancer still exist?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:13:36 2016 No.15100454 File: 1.23 MB, 1200x932, 1458501197827-1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15100450

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:14:43 2016 No.15100456 >>15100393 Enjoy spending an eternity on Charon's boat

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:15:04 2016 No.15100457 >>15100449 That's not Lambda, she's way better than Nu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:16:06 2016 No.15100460 File: 526 KB, 1800x2250, 9A4tF0Oc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15100207

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:18:15 2016 No.15100470 >>15096249 >>15100191 Waifu group pictures are so cute. We need more of them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:19:13 2016 No.15100471 >>15100460 This set of commissions was a great time for asses.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:20:46 2016 No.15100479 >>15100460 Forgive me padre, for i have sinned.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:21:22 2016 No.15100481 >>15100460 Anon please, I can't masturbate right now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:21:45 2016 No.15100484 >>15100453 Dunno, why USA have such a fucking huge obsession with niggers in their porn?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:22:31 2016 No.15100487 >>15100440 Their wouldn't be tits like that, for one. A- pancakes would be considered clothes straining busts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:22:41 2016 No.15100488 >>15100450 Rinse lady! That can't be good for your eyes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:23:23 2016 No.15100494 >>15100460 I want to suffocate under that ass.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:26:56 2016 No.15100507 File: 581 KB, 768x768, 1461115616680.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15100484 It's actually just a certain group who pushes that. I won't name any names, but I think we all know who's responsible for it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:29:40 2016 No.15100517 >>15100460 That ass really is too fat

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:30:48 2016 No.15100521 >>15100507 What would the monstergirl equivalent be? Human on Human?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:31:20 2016 No.15100523 >>15100453 Because some people are into that shit or self insert as the fat sexual tyrannosaurus.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:31:29 2016 No.15100524 >>15100517 No boobs can be too big or ass to fat anon! As long as they have the body for it at least.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:32:48 2016 No.15100529 >>15100507 Are you trying to tell me that Tanuki like BBC?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:32:55 2016 No.15100530 >>15100521 Orc rapists to monster girl porn is like niggers to American porn and fat ugly men to Japanese porn.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:33:21 2016 No.15100533 >>15100521 Alps

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:33:29 2016 No.15100534 File: 687 KB, 840x930, 1458501416052-0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15100488 you know, I just realised that she does not even have the water running in that picture

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:34:22 2016 No.15100537 >>15100521 Cute human boys getting romantically seduced by faceless fat ugly Human Girl Priestesses and living a life of celibacy along her

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:34:49 2016 No.15100539 >>15100534 That's cute how her eye stalks each have their own night caps.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:35:50 2016 No.15100543 >>15100537 ...that doesn't sound too bad actually.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:36:33 2016 No.15100546 >>15100530 >>15100533 >>15100537 I'm not sure which is worse.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:36:36 2016 No.15100547 File: 224 KB, 800x485, DbaIXZM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15100460

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:36:40 2016 No.15100548 >>15100517 Not fat enough, I say!

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:37:09 2016 No.15100550 [DELETED]

>>15100507
>>15100521
>>15100530

>All this /pol/ in these threads

Never understood the /pol/ circlejerk in here. Other /jp/ threads, and even other boards usually shout it down. I don't know how much of it is people pretending to be retarded, and how much is people actually thinking they're in good company with the former.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:37:37 2016 No.15100551 File: 1.05 MB, 3000x2000, mon mailman problems.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:38:19 2016 No.15100555 >>15100550 It's pretty annoying. Luckily the mods shut it down pretty fucking hard if it gets out of hand.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:38:22 2016 No.15100556 >>15100543 To Monster Girls it's horrific though. It stands against just about all of their values.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:38:36 2016 No.15100558 File: 717 KB, 1350x849, 1446696603535.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15100547 Apply pantylines.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:38:41 2016 No.15100559 >>15100551 >mailman putting a magazine INTO a mailbox >anon choosing that title, when the mon is trapped but the mailman is fine Not sure who's dumber here

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:38:57 2016 No.15100560 >>15100550 Good boyim 10 tanukels deposited in your account

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:39:44 2016 No.15100561 >>15100551 What girl is that in there?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:40:34 2016 No.15100562 >>15100560 >The niggerjew communist muslims are going to get us! Ermagahd!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:41:07 2016 No.15100565 >>15100560 What can I get with 100 Tanukels? What can I get with any Tanukels? Is this even a legitimate currency?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:41:24 2016 No.15100568 >>15100550 The autists that get analpained over Tanukis tend to drag /pol/ shit in with them. Shit's annoying.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:41:34 2016 No.15100569 >>15100484 It starts with J and ends with -ews

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:42:03 2016 No.15100572 File: 253 KB, 900x773, 1455188328263-1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15100561 you know how dogs hate mailmen? it's probaby a kobold >>15100559 hey, I didn't draw it or name it bud

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:43:17 2016 No.15100576 >>15100550 I bet you also cry calling for the mods when someone posts a nazi mg.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:45:45 2016 No.15100584 >>15100550 I don't get it either, considering how Puritan they can be. >>15100565 You're allowed to be her butler for a week to pay her back for those 100 Tanukels. Well, it's more like you have to.

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:45:57 2016 No.15100585 [DELETED]

>>15100576
>offtopic posting
>crying

Sure, and anyone who doesn't also tolerate /ck/ recipe discussion, or /d/ monsterfutas in here is just a crybaby too, amirite? Thread topics are for losers!

Not all of us came to this specific thread to talk about how much we hate some particular human race.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:45:57 2016 No.15100586 >>15100550 >Someone makes a joke, and people discuss Monster Girl stuff >"God you guys are fucking annoying, I'm going to force meta discussion instead to complain about you" You know, you could've just ignored it. You could have let it slide.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:46:05 2016 No.15100588 File: 1.62 MB, 1600x2000, dfd07b25a17648b278b95476a1432361.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15100576 What nazi mg we have? This cat and the grill from hellsing?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:46:46 2016 No.15100590 >>15100576 Why would they do that? A thread relevant image is different from posts and posts of garbage from one of the worst boards on the site.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:48:09 2016 No.15100591 >>15100586 Well /pol/ topics do tend to come up pretty frequently in the thread, given how they're kind of off-topic and shouldn't be here at all. Ignoring them has never stopped them before.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:48:37 2016 No.15100592 >>15100585 >Discussing and posting about fascist monstergirls is out of topic Wew

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:49:16 2016 No.15100597 >>15100590 I think I heard that /jp/ had a jewish mod. But that's not really the point, let's just talk about something else.

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:50:11 2016 No.15100601

I want to intertwine my finger with a dragon and give her a kiss in the forehead, slowly drifting off to a deep slumber, extra heat coming out of her fire-breathing body keeping us both warm and comfy while she pull me into her arms to protect me while I sleep.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:51:09 2016 No.15100603 >>15100592 He was talking about the whole nigger discussion anon, which is clearly off-topic. It was the other guy who tried to suggest being anti-nigger-dicussion = anti-nazi-MG.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:51:41 2016 No.15100607 >>15100601 I want to steal from a Dragon's hoard because I have no other option to pay my rent.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:52:08 2016 No.15100608 Are Gazers confirmed for QT

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:53:10 2016 No.15100610 >>15100608 What?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:53:45 2016 No.15100612 >>15100601 That sounds lovely, anon. Are wing hugs included as well?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:53:56 2016 No.15100613 File: 135 KB, 700x700, 1450458192270.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15100608 Yep.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:54:08 2016 No.15100615 >>15100607 Why not become part of her hoard? >TFW you will never become a dragons prized jewel.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:54:45 2016 No.15100620 I want a genki monstergirl to always cheer me up every single day

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:55:12 2016 No.15100622 >>15100615 Because I don't like that kind of thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:55:17 2016 No.15100623 >>15100615 I'd rather not be magically transmuted into a conscious, helpless gemstone statue, thanks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:55:28 2016 No.15100625 https://hellskitchensink.wordpress.com/a-serpent-in-zion/ New chapter of A Serpent in Zion. Chapter 13: Lethe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:56:14 2016 No.15100628 >>15100620 Would you help cheer her up as well, giving her hugs and head pats to pay back all the happiness she gives to you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:57:20 2016 No.15100633 File: 1.35 MB, 1280x1816, 1448460082574.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15100608 Absolutely

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:58:23 2016 No.15100634 File: 1.09 MB, 1000x1662, 56428664_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:59:41 2016 No.15100638 >>15100634 Wanna fuck those Tanuki Tats. Gonna fuck those Tanuki Tats. Not gonna pay her

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:00:24 2016 No.15100639 >>15100638 Tanuki totally accept semen as payment, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:00:30 2016 No.15100640 >>15100634 Fucking hell you're gonna hurt somebody with those things.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:00:52 2016 No.15100643 >>15100608 Gazerfag is a QT. There was something going on in the /a/ drawthread and apparently this is what he looks like http://i.imgur.com/W3DWdbe.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:01:12 2016 No.15100645 >>15100639 Only if you deposit it directly into her womb.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:02:14 2016 No.15100647 >>15100643 Oh, so Gazerfag is just Liam. That makes sense.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:02:16 2016 No.15100648 >>15100645 What about her mouth?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:02:52 2016 No.15100651 File: 106 KB, 796x742, 810c48806745c11b58e5e81d8618de.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15100634 >Ordures drew Araiguma-san Hnnngh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:03:21 2016 No.15100653 >>15100647 I'd believe it to.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:03:41 2016 No.15100654 >>15100588 >Posting that image Shit Faggot does for 100, Alex.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:05:26 2016 No.15100657 >>15100648 No. Only in the womb.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:05:30 2016 No.15100658 >>15100653 I was watching the Heavy Rain stream just a few minutes ago, and hearing him just causally talk about the EMG wallpaper on his phone was amusing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:06:27 2016 No.15100663 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT TO FUCK A TANUKI

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:06:29 2016 No.15100664 >>15100657 I'll cum between her tits and leave, just to spite her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:07:51 2016 No.15100669 >>15100658 I kind of want someone to ask him about this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:08:19 2016 No.15100672 >>15100664 Anon no.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:08:58 2016 No.15100677 File: 45 KB, 600x450, 1458501115230-0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:09:11 2016 No.15100678 >>15100658 >>15100647 Who is Liam?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:09:15 2016 No.15100679 >>15100672 Come on, what's the worst that could possibly happen?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:09:20 2016 No.15100680 >>15100647 Sorry, I'm just barely not Canadian.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:10:38 2016 No.15100687 >>15100678 A handsome weeb who plays video games. >>15100680 Damn.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:10:56 2016 No.15100688 >You will never storm into the board room your Tanuki wife is having a meeting in and fuck her right on the table in front of her bosses.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:11:11 2016 No.15100690 >>15100663 Anon no! You're falling for their tricks!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:11:28 2016 No.15100691 Gazer are designed for bullying!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:12:08 2016 No.15100693 >>15100688 I don't get it. Are you trying to get her a promotion?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:12:09 2016 No.15100694 >>15100688 That's improper and lewd. Why would you embarrass her? She might punish you afterward. >>15100647 >>15100653 >e-celebs Keep /v/shit in /v/.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:12:11 2016 No.15100695 File: 49 KB, 300x320, Money Plz.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15100663

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:12:52 2016 No.15100697 >>15100691 No, they're designed for spamming, if this thread is any indication.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:13:02 2016 No.15100698 File: 146 KB, 900x1200, gazer asutora night.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15100691 Nah >>15100687 The comparison isn't super off though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:13:53 2016 No.15100701 File: 412 KB, 1000x1000, 1458501295034-4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15100691 no,Gazers are for loving

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:13:56 2016 No.15100702 >>15100697 Just like Hellhounds and Wocks then.

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:15:03 2016 No.15100703
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>>15100690
I can't help myself anon, I want to dig my hands into their big Tanuki butts while I fuck that amazing Tanuki cunt!

>>15100695
She'd only get my money after marriage.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:15:42 2016 No.15100706 Gazerfag, hey Gazerfag.. how do you stay so committed?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:15:48 2016 No.15100707 File: 83 KB, 271x364, ZZ (7).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] People PLEASE! We only have so many images left. to ya'll want to be stuck at image limit with several threads till we fall off AGAIN?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:16:26 2016 No.15100710 What about monoeye alps?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:16:28 2016 No.15100711 >>15100707 Gnome a shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:17:03 2016 No.15100712 >>15100710 What about shut the fuck up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:17:29 2016 No.15100714 >>15100702 No, even hellhounds and wocks haven't subjected us to such obnoxious bombardment. We're on page 8 and only have 47 images left. Enough is E-fucking-nough.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:17:41 2016 No.15100715 >>15100707 >complains about too many pictures >posts a picture

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:17:58 2016 No.15100716 >>15100710 Imagine a world without alps

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:18:33 2016 No.15100718 >>15100714 >No, even hellhounds and wocks haven't subjected us to such obnoxious bombardment. You're funny.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:18:49 2016 No.15100719 File: 219 KB, 572x472, Anon walks in.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:18:56 2016 No.15100721 >>15100716 it would be a great place

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:18:57 2016 No.15100722 >>15100711 Gnome a qt, you a shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:19:06 2016 No.15100724 Anon is a shit husbando.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:19:21 2016 No.15100725 File: 553 KB, 1254x1771, 1459453374365.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Where did this thread go so wrong? New thread can't come soon enough. >>15100707 >Gnome If you're going to post an MGQ Elemental at least post the good one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:19:55 2016 No.15100729 >>15100719 Why is she so happy to see me, has she been lonely or does she have crush on me?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:20:23 2016 No.15100731 >>15100714 Maybe in terms of images, but holy fuck people will not stopping about Hellhounds. Not that I'm complaining, because I don't really care either way.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:20:32 2016 No.15100733 >>15100716 I have no clue why this thread doesn't fucking just burst into flames and tell alp posters to fuck off. It happens with yuri, so why doesn't it happen with literal /d/-tier gay transgender cancer?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:20:48 2016 No.15100737 >>15100719 The depressed one requires headpats and hugs. I will give her such.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:21:03 2016 No.15100739 >>15100725 I think it's just our resident shitposter.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:21:09 2016 No.15100740 File: 37 KB, 258x314, 1461118869938.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15100725

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:21:24 2016 No.15100741 >>15100719 >No one will be this happy to see you

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:21:55 2016 No.15100744 >>15100737 I think she is either just drunk or asleep

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:21:56 2016 No.15100745 >>15100724 I'll fuck you up, he's the best. Liches everywhere say it's scientifically proven!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:22:06 2016 No.15100747 >>15100612 Are you kidding me? Of course! The wings work like a second blanket, keeping the warmth of our affection from escaping. The texture of her wings are funny, but I've grown on them and now they are probably the easiest way to make me relax.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:22:33 2016 No.15100749 >>15100731 Oh anon, you'll always be a whiny bitch.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:24:08 2016 No.15100754 >>15100706 Love. Love is powerful. It helps that I can look over to my shelf and see her looking back http://a.pomf.cat/slbuxw.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:24:30 2016 No.15100757 >>15100749 If you're going to complain about people spamming monstergirls in these threads you could at least not be a hypocrite about it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:25:03 2016 No.15100759 >>15100716 But I like Alps. If they exist that means fags don't.

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:25:07 2016 No.15100760

>>15100703
That's their plan! They make the media tell impressionable boysluts like yourself that tanukis have soft breedable hips, big fat nooky tats, and of course huge fluffy tails and thick wallets. So they have all the men they want, even if the other girls don't get them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:25:29 2016 No.15100763 >>15100740 I said best elemental. Best. Come on Anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:26:40 2016 No.15100767 >>15100759 In your headcanon, maybe. Only homos that want to be woman turn into alps.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:27:02 2016 No.15100769 File: 289 KB, 664x720, 1461101566016.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] miffed elves

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:27:45 2016 No.15100770 >>15100757 Ehhh sure.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:29:04 2016 No.15100777 >>15100767 Correction: homos that like the dick.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:29:26 2016 No.15100780 >>15100767 Canon is wanting to fuck dudes or wanting to be the little girl make you turn alp.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:29:56 2016 No.15100783 >>15100760 >Alps are Incubi that deep within their heart strongly desired to become a woman, or be with a man >or be with a man

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:30:09 2016 No.15100784 >>15100769 Do I need to watch all the other macrosses to watch this one?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:30:22 2016 No.15100786 >>15100769 This is what happens when you don't molest your Elf regularly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:30:35 2016 No.15100787 File: 384 KB, 869x1199, 6RAJ6fn.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Getting upset over best girls Oh Anon... Let me remind you of one you missed

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:31:12 2016 No.15100789 >>15100783 Meant for the other guy. Whatever.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:31:23 2016 No.15100790 >>15100787 Spell Tome is best girl? I can agree with that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:32:48 2016 No.15100796 >>15100784 No.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:34:53 2016 No.15100800 >>15100796 Picked up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:38:09 2016 No.15100806 >>15100769 Milfed elves.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:40:43 2016 No.15100811 >>15099269 Turning into cute girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:42:53 2016 No.15100813 >>15100710 That sounds awful, alping into a human being but with half the amount of eyes. I'll still take them though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:43:42 2016 No.15100814 >>15100806 >Busty >Tall >protective >motherly Yes please.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:44:41 2016 No.15100818 >>15099558 I guess they'd call them Maras or Drudes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 22:47:05 2016 No.15100823 >>15100769 Cute rage flap.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 23:00:36 2016 No.15100852 >>15100741 I already know that, but the dream helps a little.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 23:02:23 2016 No.15100856 >>15100852 Shh. Thread is sleeping.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 23:03:45 2016 No.15100862 >>15100852 Does it though? In the end won't it just make the cold hard reality hurt even more?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 23:20:19 2016 No.15100895 >>15100856 I'm on bed right now, hopefully I won't have nightmares with wolfgirls AGAIN.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 23:20:41 2016 No.15100897 >>15100769 That's when you get in and kiss them ears.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 23:21:45 2016 No.15100901 File: 1.16 MB, 800x7425, Shyvana rewrite.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15098972 This is my first typeset. Not sure exactly how it'd turn out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 23:22:02 2016 No.15100902 File: 126 KB, 800x1000, 1421428913326.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15100741 >>15100852 Love yourself, that's rule number one. You gotta love yourself because no one will ever love you. Pic related.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 23:23:13 2016 No.15100904 >>15100902 You say that like there's anything to love about myself.

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 23:25:14 2016 No.15100908

>>15100901
Kawaii as fuck.

I'd recommend touching up the edges with a soft-edged eraser to hide the sharp white boxes around your text in the round bubbles, particularly if you're using a different colour than the background. (Although personally I'd just have used an eye-dropper tool to get the exact same white as the original text bubble to avoid the issue entirely).

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 23:28:04 2016 No.15100915 >>15100895 Wolfgirl nightmares? Sounds ruff.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 23:29:00 2016 No.15100918 I want to pat the head of a salamander loli and play-wrestle with her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 23:32:15 2016 No.15100925 >>15100901 Pretty fucking cute. "Heart strike" indeed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 23:37:47 2016 No.15100942 File: 473 KB, 1280x1909, 006 (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Thoughts on age-gap relationships between senseis and students? Which MGs works best as the student?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 23:39:24 2016 No.15100948 >>15100915 They keep touching you all over your body, it was an entire village, anon. They keep taking turns on touching my body, and the worse part is, I already have a waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 23:41:48 2016 No.15100958 >>15100948 Your subconscious is trying to tell you that you're a slut.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 23:45:32 2016 No.15100966 >>15100942 I can't say I've ever been a big fan of it. I mean I do enjoy CC Sensei X Male Student as much as any red-blooded male, but I really don't care for Male Sensei X Female Student.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 23:48:04 2016 No.15100971 Yetis in big winter coats

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 23:48:58 2016 No.15100972 >>15100942 I'd be the perverted sensei of an alp student.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 23:49:35 2016 No.15100974 >>15100971 Instead I imagined Yeti's in Soviet greatcoats. Thanks anon.

Anonymous Tue Apr 19 23:49:55 2016 No.15100975

>>15100942
Probably Dormouse.

>One of the MGs with an inherent rapebait attraction ability, making it harder than normal to remain platonic with
>Sleeps in class all the time
>Has to constantly stay after school with you in detention alone
>Has to constantly come in for extra help after school alone.

A sensei can only take so much.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 23:53:04 2016 No.15100977 >>15100942 Dormouse for the reasons mentioned above by another anon. Alternatively, some delinquent beast girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 23:53:17 2016 No.15100978 >>15100958 No! I will be loyal to my Dragon scales until the end, I will never lose to MOFU!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 23:53:30 2016 No.15100979 >>15100918 Wrestling with a loli lizardgirl or salamander sounds like heaven.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 23:55:07 2016 No.15100986 >>15100979 That it does, although it would become much harder to win as they grew up

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 23:57:16 2016 No.15100990 >>15100986 Memorise their weak points when they're still little. Navel, armpits, beneath the tail base, all those sensitive areas which might give you the upper hand.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 00:00:39 2016 No.15100998 >Rin: I only drink when I'm stressed >Dai: I see, your life must be very stressful then Rin BTFO Also holy shit, Dai's AI is like, the only time I've seen anything guard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 00:04:29 2016 No.15101009 >>15100998 Buddy I think you got the wrong place. Also, don't bully Rin.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 00:04:33 2016 No.15101010 >>15100990 >beneath the tail base Inproper! You'll fluster them if you attack there once they start become more self conscious of their bodies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 00:07:01 2016 No.15101021 >>15100990 True, but the seems a little underhanded, although I would love to fluster the salamander and argue she needs to prepare for all attacks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 00:07:56 2016 No.15101023 File: 241 KB, 650x545, 1459899157236.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15100942 >Relationships between Teacher and Student You'll be hearing from my Ushi Lawyer about this inexcusable evil!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 00:11:58 2016 No.15101034 >>15100975 >Dormouse teacher >gets gangbanged every day when she sleeps through her classes >by every class in the school

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 00:12:46 2016 No.15101039 >>15101023 Ah! He's the paladin lawyer! Was wondering who that was, although he may want to worry about the blue oni after she has a few in her

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 00:14:22 2016 No.15101043 >>15101034 You're lying, anon! The Succubutts Subspecies Union would never stand for that!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 00:14:45 2016 No.15101046 >>15101039 She's actually very good at controlling her drinking. Way to be racist.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 00:16:00 2016 No.15101049 >>15101043 It's not her fault that the Succubus teacher is a nerd and can't get the boys hot for her with her math class and pencil skirts!

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 00:16:01 2016 No.15101050

>>15101043
Lazy Dormice taking all the jobs from hardworking Succubutts and relevant subspecies. You think maintaining a tight ass and wearing complicated leather strap outfits every day is easy? They don't do all that so some Dormouse could take all the mana.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 00:17:47 2016 No.15101057 >>15101046 >very good at controlling her drinking Yeah, she only drinks until it's time for rape.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 00:19:13 2016 No.15101060 >>15101057 She never raped a man in her life! It's attitudes like this that hold monstergirls back.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 00:20:01 2016 No.15101064 >>15101049 >Succubus nerd in a pencil skirt can't get the boys hot And I take it they're all on the verge of Alping?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 00:20:20 2016 No.15101065 >All these dormouse imagery Man, so much stimulation, and reminding me that I haven't finished that dormouse illustration since I'm still farming for more points on that dmm monster game.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 00:21:09 2016 No.15101071 >>15101034 >gangbanged Kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 00:21:56 2016 No.15101074 >>15101060 Correction: no one ever pressed rape charges against her.

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 00:23:40 2016 No.15101078
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>>15101064
Please don't bully her, she just can't do it. They all want that sleepy hussy with her loose pussy and huge tits. She wishes someone would even brush against her wings after class, but no. She has to tie herself up a night to masturbate and cry!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 00:25:04 2016 No.15101082 File: 772 KB, 448x768, Jiggle.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I never really used to care about what my phone looked like that much unless i had Miia in my backround But this is amazing

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 00:26:15 2016 No.15101086 >>15101082 How?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 00:26:34 2016 No.15101088 >>15101074 Because they all consented.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 00:26:53 2016 No.15101090 >>15101082 So, what did you animate the background with? I need to know for scientific research purposes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 00:29:10 2016 No.15101101 >>15101078 I was alluding to the possibility of the students being gay as hell if a succubutt in a pencil skirt doesn't get them hot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 00:30:00 2016 No.15101107 File: 1.71 MB, 1080x1920, 1454299713790.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15101090 >>15101086 An app called AndWobble Someone on /w/ helped me after I saw this, got desperate, and started begging for help

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 00:30:21 2016 No.15101108 >>15101088 Right, forgot that no means yes for monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 00:31:06 2016 No.15101109 So do gays even exist in the MGE universe? Do monster girls do it the reverse Islamic way and rape their men until they become straight?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 00:32:05 2016 No.15101111 >>15101109 Gay men just become alps

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 00:32:43 2016 No.15101113 >>15101107 Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 00:33:20 2016 No.15101115 >>15101109 As long as they don't get infected by DE, they can homo as much as they want.

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 00:35:24 2016 No.15101120

Would you rather:

Become an inhuman - but still sapient - tentacle monster that has endless, mind-meltingly blissful sex with your favourite monstergirl for all eternity (keeping her healthy and drooling blissfully with a steady stream of nutritious, aphrodisiac-saturated cum),

Or:

Ascend to a higher plane of existence together with your fifth favourite monstergirl, as energy beings connected on a metaphysical level so deep, you seem to be one perfectly attuned entity.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 00:36:58 2016 No.15101126 >>15101120 I'd pass on both.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 00:38:32 2016 No.15101131 >>15101120 The latter.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 00:39:37 2016 No.15101134 >>15100942 >Was going to write a story about an Anubis winding up in a relationship with her teacher But that would require effort.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 00:40:54 2016 No.15101138 >>15101134 Then make the effort.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 00:43:39 2016 No.15101144 >>15101134 Fucking do it. Doooo iiiiiiit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 00:46:30 2016 No.15101156 >>15101120 Both of these options sound good, I'll go with the first since Mindflayers do that already

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 00:46:30 2016 No.15101157 >>15101120 Can I be an inhuman tentacle monster that goes about my daily life, like breakfast, going to work, watching animu, talking to friends, etc. while violating my favorite monstergirl endlessly at the same time?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 00:50:01 2016 No.15101167 >>15101120 Can I be an inhuman tentacle monster that goes about its daily life- breakfast, going to work, talking to friends, watching animu, playing vidya, etc - While violating my favorite monstergirl at the same time?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 00:55:54 2016 No.15101184 >>15101167 Sure, why not. Commute on your tentacle legs, and go about your daily life while that monstergirl is moaning in eternal, absolute pleasure, wrapped up in a cocoon of loving limbs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 01:09:37 2016 No.15101225 File: 94 KB, 374x658, iuyUsDU.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Loen Miia Daki Update

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 01:10:40 2016 No.15101232 >>15101225 Nice!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 01:10:54 2016 No.15101233 >>15100315 >With vast magical power that's even equivalent to that of a god Considering that this is KC, I really shouldn’t be surprised. Yet it still bothers me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 01:11:13 2016 No.15101235 >>15101225 Hot damn, nice!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 01:11:14 2016 No.15101236 >>15101120 >this is how sadsquids came into existence

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 01:14:42 2016 No.15101243 >>15101225 Meer gotta fat tail

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 01:21:12 2016 No.15101266 >>15101120 I’d be inhuman. It just sounds more pleasurable than just ascending.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 01:22:45 2016 No.15101274 >>15101236 Expect imagine being the larger one in control, while the monstergirl is just wrapped up, sucking and penetrated and enjoying it all while you do what you want.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 01:26:26 2016 No.15101289 >>15101120 This is a far more difficult choice than it should be.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 01:33:44 2016 No.15101313 File: 1.01 MB, 1000x1141, hpe2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wanna molest these ears.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 01:34:47 2016 No.15101319 >>15101225 Meer a shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 01:35:59 2016 No.15101324 >>15101225 THICK snek tail.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 01:39:45 2016 No.15101336 >>15101313 Seems like someone beat you to it. A lot of someones actually.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 01:47:04 2016 No.15101355 >>15101313 im more concerned about the barrel of cluster fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 01:49:24 2016 No.15101364 File: 799 KB, 794x1200, dark lady of war.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] With my warrior at my side we shall begin my conquest!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 01:51:01 2016 No.15101368 >>15101364 Man, these Valkyries use the weirdest euphemisms for sex.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 01:57:34 2016 No.15101376 >>15101364 Is there a monster girl who would help me invade Poland? I'm feeling the need for some lebensraum.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 02:00:51 2016 No.15101380 >>15101313 That's obviously just the local adventurer wastebin or the trash behind a tavern. Completely normal stuff. Are they former slaves? Collar and shackle marks, torn ears. Would hunt slavers with.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 02:03:54 2016 No.15101393 >>15101364 In a minute, I just had to fight the 4 leaf clover X whose spells can forcibly hide entire lands from plain site. It's not easy reversing spell you know. Even then I'm not entirely sure what I did to stop her spell.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 02:04:53 2016 No.15101399 >>15101376 Kitsunes might. They loath tanuki.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 02:06:47 2016 No.15101407 >>15101376 An Alp Cheshire that insists she's Hitler's child.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 02:07:40 2016 No.15101411 File: 143 KB, 850x1013, 1413463675710.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to visit Fox Village! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92wtDKCtOiU

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 02:18:48 2016 No.15101438 >>15101411 >You'll never see a pile of young kitsune shrine maidens napping in a big pile Pain.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 02:19:29 2016 No.15101439 >>15101411 I don't, Kitsunes are lewd and tease you whenever you walk by!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 02:20:39 2016 No.15101440 >>15101411 >that whining noise jesus christ, how do the shrine keepers stop themselves from committing suicide?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 02:20:46 2016 No.15101441 >>15101438 Oh lord, there goes my heart.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 02:20:59 2016 No.15101442 >>15101411 >I can't even believe a place like this exists Then you haven't been to BUNNY ISLAND, the tourist destination that revolutionized the phrase "Fucking like rabbits"!

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 02:25:15 2016 No.15101450

>>15101440
>The gaggle of young kitsune in smocks follows at your heels.
>"Miiister! Hey miiiister! Stop and pet us!"
>"No pet meee!"
>"Don't hog him."
>"Meee!"
>"Look here!"
>"Mister, stop."
>"What's that you're holding? Can I have it?"
>"Let us see!"

Would you be able to survive fox village?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 02:29:46 2016 No.15101454 >>15101450 I just want to pat their heads and give them sweets before going on my way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 02:31:31 2016 No.15101458 >>15101450 I would take my time and pet every singel one of them. I wonder if they'll ever let me go.

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 02:32:12 2016 No.15101459

>>15101454
That's not going to work, Anon.
Without the intervention of an ara-ara you're just going to get bogged down by more when one runs off to tell her sisters you're giving out sweets and headpats.
Before you know it, you'll be so surrounded by little foxgirls you can't even walk without tripping on one, and if you sit down they'll start clinging to you.
And that's when the lewd begins.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 02:33:34 2016 No.15101461 >>15101459 That's why you lurk on the outskirts and snatch the more curious little ones as they come to investigate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 02:33:51 2016 No.15101463 >>15101450 If fox village makes me debt free I'll work there until the day I die.

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 02:34:44 2016 No.15101466

>>15101458
How do you think they keep the shrines going?
HINT: They are all sisters.

>>15101459
Oh lordy.
But I have errands to run!
I can't just sit there and pat their heads all day!
And too much sugar is bad for them!
Can't have chunky shrine maidens now, can we?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 02:34:59 2016 No.15101468 >>15101463 Foxes have a traditional rivalry with tanuki, so it's safe to expect they'd keep you free of them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 02:36:17 2016 No.15101473 File: 50 KB, 560x560, 40686676_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 02:36:46 2016 No.15101478 >>15101468 Bear in mind I like Tanuki, they're financial stability appeals to my nature, that being I literally don't like spending for anything and will wear everything down to the nub.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 02:41:54 2016 No.15101494 >>15101461 But...what are you going to do with the ones you catch? Are you one of those creepy molesters that fox mothers encourage their daughters to talk to?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 02:44:41 2016 No.15101504 >>15101450 I'm going to walk in there with waffle cones and buckets of ice cream, and nobody can stop me!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 02:48:25 2016 No.15101511 >>15101504 Would you even give it to the little white furred loli that every bullies by calling a 'liver eater'?

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 02:48:40 2016 No.15101514

>>15101494
>But...what are you going to do with the ones you catch?
I'll stuff them all in a bog sack and carry them far away to use as my fluff pillows!

>Are you one of those creepy molesters that fox mothers encourage their daughters to talk to?
No creepiness here, just casual tied-up lolifox-pillow cuddling!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 02:49:31 2016 No.15101518 >>15101511 She gets two. I wonder why her teeth are so sharp. I like em.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 02:50:48 2016 No.15101526 >>15101511 >>15101518 >white fur >sharp teeth Getting taken home.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 02:51:40 2016 No.15101531 I want to rub an adult fox girl's head in the Fox Village.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 02:53:00 2016 No.15101533 >>15101526 You or her?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 02:53:52 2016 No.15101536 >>15101533 Does it matter?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 02:55:14 2016 No.15101538 >>15101518 Shark teeth syndrome. Rare monster girl mutation that gives them sharp fangs. >>15101526 Just be sure to bring her back for the morning rituals. The elders will get mad if she's late and the others are going to be jealous.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 02:55:18 2016 No.15101539 >>15101536 I guess not. Just be prepared for nibbling.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 02:55:19 2016 No.15101540 File: 196 KB, 836x876, Please don't cry, Gurumi-chan!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15101531 Administering medical-grade headpats with Anon!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 02:55:50 2016 No.15101544 >>15101511 I blackmail the other girls by telling them that only bad girls bully people, and that I don't like bad girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 02:57:07 2016 No.15101548 >>15101540 That fox is getting as many hugs as she wants.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 02:57:13 2016 No.15101550 >>15101540 ouch

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 02:59:42 2016 No.15101556

>>15101540
Oh lord.
My urge to cuddle her is rising.
I'm going to pat her head so much when she's fully healed.

>>15101544
Thus you begin to earn her some friends.
Congrats on becoming her childhood hero.
Expect her to promise to become your wife, which may prompt a few other girls to try it but whatever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 03:04:35 2016 No.15101566 File: 145 KB, 950x900, 1460393986530.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wanna fry up some trout fillets with a fox, then take a nap with her!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 03:06:16 2016 No.15101571 >>15101566 >What is it kiddo? >Mom, I'm not doing so great at school? >Come again, I'm watching tv. >I, I get bad grades, alot >I guess we'll have to sort this out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 03:09:03 2016 No.15101584 >>15101571 What?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 03:18:33 2016 No.15101605 >>15101556 Ara ara, she wouldn't want an old man like me, would she?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 03:22:45 2016 No.15101617 >>15100741 I have a dog. He's that happy to see me every day. Not sure why, to be honest.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 03:24:05 2016 No.15101623 >>15101617 You have to be a special sort of asshole that even other assholes would be ashamed to associate with for a dog to not like you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 03:27:20 2016 No.15101630 >>15101605 More than happy. She'd be ecstatic. Many white furred daughterus await in your future.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 03:33:18 2016 No.15101640 >>15100942 Always found male teacher/female student to be creepy as fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 03:34:58 2016 No.15101645 Good night Anons. Take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, please pay the loli ryu shrine a visit. They are all in training and would love nothing more than for someone else to give them pointers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 03:38:22 2016 No.15101649 >>15101640 why?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 03:45:48 2016 No.15101658 >>15101645 I want to go there and see if a loli ryu can trip over her own tail. But what kind of pointers could I give?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 03:46:55 2016 No.15101661 >>15101658 People skills. Many of them are quite shy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 03:49:11 2016 No.15101665 >>15101661 That I will do, with much enthusiasm. But subdued enthusiasm, don't want to spook the girls. First lesson is saying hello. Second lesson is smalltalk. Third lesson is retaining some shyness to grab male shrine goer's hearts.

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 03:52:15 2016 No.15101670

>>15101645
I guess communications skills, offering negotiations, bartering, meteorology and geology to suit the weather for good harvest/climate for their local region, accounting, management of snek employees, culinary skills and much more.

I can't do half that shit so I'll settle for just people watching with them to better get human nature.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 04:14:28 2016 No.15101700 I shall create a gentlemen's club. and not the stripper kind. all the joy of alcohol and bar stories with out the threat of monsters.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 04:19:33 2016 No.15101704 >>15101700 Are monster married men allowed in of they leave their wives out?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 04:20:00 2016 No.15101706 >>15101700 And I shall indulge myself in this place of festivities, daddy-o!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 04:21:28 2016 No.15101710 >>15101704 Only some of them. Its a case-by-case sort of thing.

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 04:25:14 2016 No.15101713

>>15101704
As long as they know that there are people that want to talk about other things then their sex life.
It wouldn't be a choice in a monster populated community. leaving out the married men would lead to rumours and in turn lead to nuking or some of the more stubborn monsters taking it as a challenge.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 04:40:56 2016 No.15101723 >>15101700 They will try to infiltrate >succubus with a moustache

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 04:46:27 2016 No.15101729 >>15101723 They don't need that. the club will simply get a new member known as Evets. soon the club will become a den of debauchery as every one will lose their morals to their monster wives

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 04:56:11 2016 No.15101737

>>15101723
>>15101729
I'd think that we should just let the club prosper with the rules set by>>15101713
Think about it. A safe haven from the constant fucking/ stressful lives, being free to enjoy things with fellow man about things like card game, sports and recreational stuff.

and at then they can go home and enjoy their wives, human or not. all men are equal when they enter the gentlemen's club (apart from he guy that owns the place).

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 05:06:57 2016 No.15101749

>>15101737
>All men are equal when they enter the gentlemen's club.
>A place where status does not matter, where the race of your wife does not matter.
>Outside you be be a lord of a mansion with 20 kikimoras, you could be the Amazon's plaything, you could be a lawyer with a demon wife and you could even be a average Joe with a human woman.
>Inside the Gentlemen's club, you are just another member.

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 05:13:20 2016 No.15101752
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Alright, Alp Meido! stuttering intensifies

>>15094725
Sorry anon I went with a cutesy stage 2 instead. I'm not a moralfag, but i feel it's better to be safe than sorry when it comes to drawing younger looking characters.

Have a goodnight /mgt/

Next poll either late tonight or towards the end of the week.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 05:16:51 2016 No.15101756 >>15101752 Look at this cutie patootie

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 05:20:49 2016 No.15101759 >>15101756 no

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 05:23:27 2016 No.15101765 >>15101759 Look at it boy LOOK.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 05:23:27 2016 No.15101766 >>15101752 I'm going to tell her to come to my room later tonight to polish my 'sword', making her blush and stutter. When she arrives there really will be a steel sword for her to polish and clean thoroughly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 05:27:44 2016 No.15101770 What monster Girl would be the worst maid? Because I want that maid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 05:29:15 2016 No.15101772 >>15101770 Beelzebub.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 05:31:01 2016 No.15101775 >>15101770 Ant Arachne They're NEETs. She'd never do work, eat snacks, lie around watching TV all day when you're at work.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 05:39:09 2016 No.15101785 >>15101752 Would make her clean high up places and look up her skirt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 05:43:02 2016 No.15101791 >>15101752 FAT TAIL

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 06:37:09 2016 No.15101859 >>15100488 >>15100534 The whole scenario/picture implies that the water stopped running mid shower.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 06:41:13 2016 No.15101869 >>15101411 >That whining noise >"They make it at each other as a display of dominance" Now I have this mental image of two waist high fox girls frowning and angrily awawawa~ing at each other like "This'll show her!"

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 06:51:23 2016 No.15101877

>>15101869
>Little foxgirls awawa~ing and yelping, trying to make scary faces.
>Older ara-ara matrons making snide quips and harsh insinuations at each other all afternoon over tea.
>Adolescent foxgirls trying to be special to attract a mate and putting each other down as loudly as possible.
>"Hey bitch, nice dried out tail frizz."
>"Who're you calling bitch, bitch? I've got a silky vixen's fluff."
>"Oh, did I hurt your whore feelings?"

But in the end they all happily simmer down and wrap their rude mouths around a cock.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 06:51:55 2016 No.15101878 >>15101765 you cant make me look at what I dispise

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 06:57:33 2016 No.15101883 >>15101473 Thats cruel. Give the poor fox some icecream.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 06:59:15 2016 No.15101884 File: 441 KB, 768x1024, DeisBFII.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mage snakes are nice

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 07:01:45 2016 No.15101887 >>15101884 Been a while since I've played that game.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 07:02:16 2016 No.15101888 File: 1.87 MB, 4082x6123, Kuu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey foxfags, would you marry Kuu? Even if she kept up all her transformation and genderswapping shenanigans?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 07:03:02 2016 No.15101891 >>15101877 I wanted to live in a gated community experiencing this everyday.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 07:03:54 2016 No.15101894 >>15101884 I know that's Deis, but still... >Naga_the_Lamia.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 07:11:29 2016 No.15101901 >>15101752 Kyaaa~! That face reminds me of Flowey from Undertale. This gives me odd sensations

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 07:14:05 2016 No.15101907 >>15101891 >Live in a gated community >Literally a cage >They can bribe the gate guards to not let you out If one of those ojou-samas get way too clingy you can expect not to leave that cage sometime soon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 07:16:02 2016 No.15101908 >>15101907 Who would want to leave a cage anyway? Mine's got internet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 07:17:20 2016 No.15101910 >>15101888 I know nothing of these hijinks.

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 07:21:50 2016 No.15101916

>>15101910
Central character of Wagaya no Oinari-sama, an anime that aired concurrently with Spice and Wolf.
Her native form is a ten-foot-tall spirit fox, and she's so old that she forgot her original gender.
So...she screws around a lot with how she looks. Including spending half the time as a handsome bishie man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 07:24:21 2016 No.15101918 >>15101916 As a staunt Alp I'm okay with this, but I'm not sure I want to watch it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 07:24:29 2016 No.15101919 >>15101908 I want to spank the ojou-samas.

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 07:26:59 2016 No.15101922

>>15098138
I felt that the prose was a bit bare and could've used a bit more exposition. That problem wasn't really helped along by the dialogue bits that made it feel more like a script than prose sometimes.

The relationship between the dragon and Kevin I thought could have been developed more as opposed to the egregious 20 year time skip that happened not even a quarter of the way through. In effect, their dynamic seemed a bit contrived and nothing more than Kevin being a cheeky fuck and Draika tsun tsun-ing back. Perhaps your goal was the action/plot rather than the relationship aspect?

In any case, I still enjoyed it. The idea was very interesting, it just could've used a bit more polish. Hope to see more from you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 07:27:56 2016 No.15101923 >>15101450 >"Sorry, I have an important appointment to attend to." >Walk away Done.

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 07:29:22 2016 No.15101926
File: 108 KB, 752x1063, 1445324136945.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Ночь, улица, фонарь, аптека,

Бессмысленный и тусклый свет.

Живи ещё хоть четверть века –

Всё будет так. Исхода нет.

–

Умрёшь — начнёшь опять сначала,

И повторится всё, как встарь:

Ночь, ледяная рябь канала,

Аптека, улица, фонарь.

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 07:29:44 2016 No.15101929

>>15101907
>Not wanting highschool fox girls to stop and tease you from the other side of the fence everyday as the leave for class
>Not getting blowjobs and pussy through that fence while you hold onto the bars for power thrusting

It's like you don't even have an imagination

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 07:30:30 2016 No.15101931 >>15101919 Me too. It would be incomprehensible to them. >>15101926 I ate some kebab the other day. It was good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 07:32:27 2016 No.15101934 >>15101926 Don't speak commie near me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 07:33:25 2016 No.15101938 >>15101752 Thick tail!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 07:34:19 2016 No.15101939 >>15101450 Dunno if I could survive, but it would be a great place to go for some cheering up. I'm sure they'll notice someone slumped over at a bench.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 07:34:21 2016 No.15101940 >Sit at the furthest chair in uni class, right next to the wall >Accidentally drop pencil on the ground >lean down to grab it >Look at the wall to my side >Black widow-like spider sitting on the wall staring at me Captain, I'm worried.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 07:35:10 2016 No.15101941 >>15101752 Oh no. I can't even whack it with a stick or the head maid will hit me with a broom.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 07:35:11 2016 No.15101942 >>15101940 State?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 07:36:13 2016 No.15101943 File: 58 KB, 381x332, 1458854204771.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15101926 >TFW Written over a 100 years ago and still fucking poignant, if not more so now than then.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 07:36:15 2016 No.15101944 >>15101940 Spiders don't eat people.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 07:36:19 2016 No.15101945 >>15101940 Don't worry it's probably just a brown recluse.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 07:39:25 2016 No.15101953 >>15101926 Russian spooky maids truly are the best.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 07:48:21 2016 No.15101974 File: 1.09 MB, 750x1206, 1461151119387[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >someone posting in /pol/ with a japanese IP and lava golem pics which one of you was it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 07:57:00 2016 No.15101999 >>15101974 Maybe it's one of the same people that post monstergirls wearing Trump hats in the Trump thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 07:59:10 2016 No.15102003 >>15101974 >>15101999 Make volcanoes great again!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 08:01:23 2016 No.15102011 >>15102003 Ironically that seems like it's going to happen very soon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 08:05:53 2016 No.15102020 >>15101752 >stonking great tail stop you're making me gay

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 08:11:14 2016 No.15102028 File: 397 KB, 1000x590, looks legit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15101940 Don't be a pussy, be in the pussy. They're more aroused by you than you're scared of them, or however that quote went.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 08:15:04 2016 No.15102033 I get the feeling that I'm being stalked by a human girl What do

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 08:16:51 2016 No.15102034 >>15102028 As legit as a pair of spider pants indeed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 08:19:20 2016 No.15102038 >>15102033 Get some proof, and use it to get a restraining order.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 08:24:51 2016 No.15102049 >>15102033 Call the lilim service no woman gets to stalk me without me being able to put my dick in her!

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 08:25:51 2016 No.15102051

>>15102033
Whenever you feel you are being stalked just yell out loud "OH woe is me! my wallet is empty! what should i do now?" or the usual classic "I hope i have a pure bride to whom i can be a nice husband and not be a scumbag like my friend Steve who goes to parties a lot!"

If you do it right it can scare away 99% of human women who are preying on you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 08:29:06 2016 No.15102057 >>15102051 we will have a good Steve, eventualy

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 08:34:27 2016 No.15102065 What race would be the monster-girl equivalent of the faceless?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 08:36:37 2016 No.15102072 >>15101942 Different country >>15102028 But an university is no place for spider shenanigans, I have to focus on muh classes

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 08:36:42 2016 No.15102073 >>15102065 assuming you mean the faceless as the fat, balding old men with no eyes that are somehow capable of pulling off mass NTR then the answer is vanilla succubus

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 08:41:13 2016 No.15102084 >>15100901 Good work.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 08:42:21 2016 No.15102087 >>15102073 >>15102065 I just realized something Following the traditional depiction of Anonymous, we're all faceless men.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 08:43:53 2016 No.15102092 >>15102087 But we're not rich, old, or fat. I'm not, anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 08:46:39 2016 No.15102094 >>15102092 I for one am just fat

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 08:49:05 2016 No.15102100 >>15102094 >Fast monsters, slow anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 08:50:23 2016 No.15102101 >>15102100 He can always pick dormice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 08:50:36 2016 No.15102102 >tfw your favorite writefags are dead

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 08:51:32 2016 No.15102105 I'm going to start a show like briniac: science abuse with a wurm and a lich

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 08:52:34 2016 No.15102107 >>15102102 Might as well bite this one And who anon, are your favs?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 08:55:32 2016 No.15102116 >>15102105 >brainiac: science abuse man I loved that show

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 08:58:17 2016 No.15102125 >>15102105 Will this be about actual science or MGE's "everything is for sex" science?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 09:00:38 2016 No.15102134 >>15102125 >Being ran by a Lich >Masters of eromancy I vote for the latter.

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 09:02:12 2016 No.15102135

>Happen to be near the door when Kraken onee-san gets home
>Decide to crouch down and give her a spook when she comes in
>She walks in without paying attention
>You jump up and shout as loud as you can
>She flinches and nearly falls over, flinging her tentacles all over
>You don't laugh, of course – that would be rude – you just give her the smug
>She doesn't react like you expect though
>Doesn't get mad or try to hit you
>Just stands there looking at you
>Slowly getting red in the face
>Movement draws your eyes down
>Something black is dripping on the carpet
>You notice wet black splotches growing on her skirt
>"Did you just-"
>"No!"
>Now that you've see it she's crimson
>Her tentacles are squirming and she's trying to cover the splotches with her hands
>She looks like she's about to die of embarrassment

What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 09:03:14 2016 No.15102138 >>15102125 Brainiac was more about blowing shit up (and indirectly a excuse for the host to blow up caravans) so I want the former

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 09:04:17 2016 No.15102142 >>15102135 Take responsibility Help her clean it up +tender loving

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 09:05:26 2016 No.15102145 >>15102135 Dangit, now I have to scrub the carpets.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 09:08:00 2016 No.15102150 >>15102135 Lick it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 09:18:26 2016 No.15102169 >>15102135 Well, she has to get clean now, we can take a shower together.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 09:24:16 2016 No.15102177 File: 61 KB, 500x500, 1237841310123.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15101376 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwAGw92RHQc Kitsunes from the East. Schwarzwulves from the West. Ja, Mein Meister.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 09:30:45 2016 No.15102186 >>15101450 I'd find the Kitsune loli with the fattest ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 09:46:02 2016 No.15102213 Anyone have that picture of a manticore choking out someone with "the weak should fear the strong" below it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 10:02:51 2016 No.15102240 File: 3.85 MB, 1085x1239, 1456711961416.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15102213 It's an Alp that she has in a chokehold, which is like one of the Rogues putting an Orphan into one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 10:13:04 2016 No.15102270 File: 527 KB, 1417x1278, ouuuxl.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] nerds

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 10:13:46 2016 No.15102272 >>15100942 >Thoughts on age-gap relationships between senseis and students? Which MGs works best as the student? Good girls like anubis and kitsune. >>15101640 >>>/facebook/

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 10:21:51 2016 No.15102293 >>15101640 Guess what fucko, any student/teacher relationship is 'creepy' as fuck. That's why this is fantasy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 10:22:29 2016 No.15102295 >>15102272 You don't need to pay much attention to a good student though. You need to fuck the delinquent out of a rowdy monster girl instead.

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 10:24:38 2016 No.15102299
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>>15102272
Yes.

I really like the idea of studious class-rep types becoming overly attached to their young, male teacher whom they work with and eventually marrying them once they graduate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 10:27:42 2016 No.15102303 >>15102270 Yeah I'm a nerd because I'm re-watchiing the Warriors and imagining fucking monster gangs like Cheshires dressed like the Boppers with the vests and everything calling people "Daddy-o" and shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 10:30:17 2016 No.15102311 >>15102303 That's neat and all but CAN YOU DIG IT

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 10:42:30 2016 No.15102336 >>15102311 CAN YOU DIIIIIG IT?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 10:54:40 2016 No.15102370 >>15102299 >I really like the idea of studious class-rep types becoming overly attached to their young, male teacher >becoming overly attached That's one way to put it, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 10:59:54 2016 No.15102383 >>15102299 Imagine being a teacher and having a Nureonago as a student. You'd have to force yourself not to smile near her at all times.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 11:19:41 2016 No.15102435 >>15101940 Nice blog

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 11:32:54 2016 No.15102480

>>15102435
Blogging would be something like
>BAWWWW WHY DOESN'T ANYBODY LIKE MY WRITING
>I HAD A SHITTY DAY AT WORK AND I COME HOME TO SHITPOSTING ABOUT MY HARD ENDEAVORS TO MAKE OC
>BAWWWW FUCK YOU GUYS I'M GOING BACK TO 7-11
>SO I CAN SMELL PAKI PEOPLE

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 11:37:15 2016 No.15102491 File: 169 KB, 873x582, 1436364262002.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15102303 >Warriors are a paladin gang in the city >tfw

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 11:41:05 2016 No.15102511

>>15102480
>Go to 7-11 years ago for a slurpee
>Comes to $1.39
>Hand him $5
>He gives me 61 cents back
>Insists I gave him two $1 bills
>Took threatening to call the police to get my change
>He told me I was banned from the store
Remember to like, favorite and subscribe.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 11:50:46 2016 No.15102537 File: 2.88 MB, 3960x5368, wewewwewewe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm gonna get a picture of Miia with a me daki pit

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 11:52:46 2016 No.15102541 >>15102511 []

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 11:57:29 2016 No.15102552 >>15102537 Sounds like a cute idea. Go for it.

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 12:06:11 2016 No.15102572

>watching ASMR videos
>there's one where this guy pretends to be a Deep One
>cool looking mask, fins and all
>it's actually really relaxing somehow, just a Deep One casually talking about life in Innsmouth and how you're enjoying your vacation there

So I've come to the conclusion that Mindflayers and Shoggoths would be ASMR masters.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 12:07:27 2016 No.15102578 >>15102572 Fag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 12:08:56 2016 No.15102583 >>15102572 They probably would, especially Mindflay- Wait a ticket, did you say guy? As in MAN?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 12:10:47 2016 No.15102586 >>15102572 >watching anything but cute nip asmr videos I don't like ear licking so i just filter those out, but soft speaking and sleep sounds are the best https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXmZPJYtuSo

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 12:10:53 2016 No.15102587 >>15102578 >>15102583 It's not wrong to be gay. It's really weird to be in a girl-themed thread when you're gay, tho!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 12:12:08 2016 No.15102592 >>15102587 >He's an Alp Oh boy, here we go

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 12:13:09 2016 No.15102594 >>15102587 Wow, I never expected to have actual gay people here. What is it like? What are you here for?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 12:16:57 2016 No.15102605 >>15102587 >It's not wrong to be gay But it is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 12:17:35 2016 No.15102608 File: 164 KB, 400x612, 1455767178825.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15102587 >2016 >Being gay Don't.

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 12:17:45 2016 No.15102610
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>>15102299
>No haughty class rep MG that becomes your wife
>"Why am I here? Well, you're helpless, you know? There's no way you could finish grading all of these tests, so I thought I'd help. Where would you be without my help?"
>"Yes, I made you lunch! I noticed you're always eating junk food and coffee for lunch, how are you supposed to teach after eating like that? It directly impacts you job! No, don't worry, here's some utensils."
>"No, I've made up my mind, I'm staying with you to help with the festival preparations, no matter how long it takes. If I left you'd be sure to not finish in time, or at least do a shoddy job. Tell me where to start."

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 12:18:44 2016 No.15102613 >>15102587 >Gays >Here How?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 12:20:00 2016 No.15102617 >>15102587 The fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 12:20:39 2016 No.15102620 inb4 monsterboys get posted

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 12:23:01 2016 No.15102631 >>15102587 I have nothing against gay people but how in the hell did you find this place?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 12:23:19 2016 No.15102633 >>15102620 WE'RE GONNA BUILD A FIREWALL AND THE GAYS ARE GONNA PAY FOR IT

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 12:23:22 2016 No.15102634 [SPOILER]

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>>15102608
While I do sympathize with the whole being gay thing ad recognize that coming out can be considered brave...
I find that the idea that people use that fact to try and get attention from others is obnoxious and contradictory in itself.
Even more so now that people laud homosexuality as being brave and unique while seeing heterosex as creepy and rapey.

Also, speaking of rape...

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 12:24:08 2016 No.15102639 File: 163 KB, 600x800, 35406126_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 12:24:20 2016 No.15102640 >>15102587 >Milo likes monster girls Ayyy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 12:25:32 2016 No.15102642 >>15102634 That snek is gonna get raped.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 12:26:38 2016 No.15102644 >>15102642 She's the one who rapes. Actually she doesn't even rape, she calls it "Aggressive seduction".

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 12:28:11 2016 No.15102645 >all this insecurity I never said it got me off, ASMR isn't sexual in the slightest. Unless you get off to crinkling sounds, in which case you're basically neo-tile anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 12:28:20 2016 No.15102646 >>15102644 Then I'm going to aggressively seduce her before she does it to me!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 12:29:59 2016 No.15102651 >>15102645 Go away gay.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 12:30:16 2016 No.15102653 >>15102572 >Mindflayers and Shoggoths would be ASMR masters. The voice is coming from inside your head!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 12:30:35 2016 No.15102654 >>15102646 Sure, anon go ahead and try to beat her on her game. What could go wrong?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 12:31:06 2016 No.15102656 >>15102645 Shup up, you Alp. You have no merit for arguments anymore

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 12:31:30 2016 No.15102658 >>15102654 Absolutely nothing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 12:31:45 2016 No.15102660 >>15102645 >ASMR isn't sexual in the slightest Maybe not the ones you listen to.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 12:32:09 2016 No.15102662 >>15102645 Uhuh, yeah. Alright then, bucko. Whatever you say

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 12:32:29 2016 No.15102664
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>>15102587
>Being gay
>In a thread of a general setting where gays auto-extinct themselves into another species(alps) and has no reason to attract them as demographic
>Had no reason to even bring up the topic of being gay in the first place due to ASRM not necessarily being inherently sexual

I've come to the conclusion this post was bait

>people falling for it

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 12:33:05 2016 No.15102667 File: 333 KB, 792x825, 1436123567562.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15102620

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 12:33:10 2016 No.15102668 >>15102660 You mean the whispering in your ear stuff? That shit's irritating, not sexy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 12:33:19 2016 No.15102669 >>15102645 >ASMR isn't sexual in the slightest

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 12:34:28 2016 No.15102677 >>15102668 this desu

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 12:34:35 2016 No.15102679
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I want to see a Succubus who's a ravenous rapist who misleads an innocent human boy into thinking she's a good girl and having gentle sex with her while she drains his soul!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 12:35:39 2016 No.15102681 >>15102667 Delete that shit, we have almost no images left.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 12:35:51 2016 No.15102683 >>15102669 You get off to tapping and crinkling wrapping paper? Whatever, man.

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 12:36:26 2016 No.15102686

>>15102660
>>15102669

I literally cannot comprehend how Japanese ASMR lovers get off to all this earlicking crap. It literally sounds like someone slurping a bowl of soup loudly, which for me, is the opposite of relaxing. It's irritating. But maybe it's just like a "fetish" where you either get it or don't instinctively.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 12:38:15 2016 No.15102692 File: 1.49 MB, 1742x2000, 50740699_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ELF. BOOBS.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 12:39:22 2016 No.15102694 >>15102686 I don't like the ear licking stuff I like stuff like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8AFKjlsrhE

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 12:41:15 2016 No.15102701 >>15102686 This. "Sexual" ASMR is annoying, even the well done stuff like the Kitsune massage is more for fapping to the excited noises she starts making half way, generally defeating the purpose of ASMR to begin with.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 12:45:26 2016 No.15102708 >>15102692 >>15102692 http://i.imgur.com/YJJHD4A.jpg MANDATORY.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 12:45:32 2016 No.15102709 File: 377 KB, 1000x1000, 1459870152537.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15102692 Yeah? They're big, fluffy, supple, and can provide ample milk for children. Your point?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 12:47:03 2016 No.15102714 >>15101926 Well, cheeki breeki to you to.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 12:49:26 2016 No.15102720 >>15102709 Point is, if she wants to feed the kids I have planned for her, we better get to work with the massages. Going to need them bigger for the clan I have planned.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 12:51:24 2016 No.15102725 Do elf motherus get their insides poked when their knife-eared daughterus come out?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 12:51:54 2016 No.15102728 File: 261 KB, 838x887, 1446800330828.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15102692 Space vampires. That is all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 12:52:41 2016 No.15102730 >>15102728 More like space generic animu grill with pointy canines

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 12:54:19 2016 No.15102734 >>15102728 Peter Watts, is that you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 12:54:34 2016 No.15102737 >>15102730 >he didn't watch VulvaRape They were space vampires. The only thing going for that show too, because it was a trainwreck of biblical proportions.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 12:54:38 2016 No.15102738 >>15102728 >Space vampires. This sounds cool but I can't really think of a premise.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 12:55:09 2016 No.15102740 >>15102728 Built for consensual rape.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 12:55:10 2016 No.15102741 File: 196 KB, 1024x1090, c0a24b8acb0952f77278b63fb0d3384a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cute little wanwans!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 12:55:39 2016 No.15102743 >>15102572 EphemeralRift always gets an A+ in my book. It's weird sure, but it's a good kind of weird.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 12:56:13 2016 No.15102744 >>15102730 >generic animu girl with pointy canines But you could say that about most modern day-dressed vampires.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 12:57:08 2016 No.15102748 >>15102737 Hey fuck you Valvrave is a modern classic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 12:58:30 2016 No.15102751 >>15102743 >someone else here enjoys Rift Finally, I was beginning to think the entire thread saw ASMR as a sexual thing and nothing else.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 12:59:36 2016 No.15102756 >>15102741 >Homosuck Get out, and this is coming from a guy who doesn't have a problem with a Cu Sith

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 13:02:30 2016 No.15102770 >>15102737 >>15102748 Valvrave is absolute god damn trash. I would rather live in South Africa than watch that show.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 13:02:30 2016 No.15102771 File: 381 KB, 991x1200, 1440086588397.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Marry those who insult Eros!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 13:04:07 2016 No.15102778 >>15102771 That sounds counter-intuitive. Houris are silly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 13:05:52 2016 No.15102783 >>15102771 No thanks, Eros a shit and so are Houris. Cupids visually looks great, but I still don't want them in my life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 13:06:47 2016 No.15102786 >>15102751 That would mean there are poor souls in this thread who haven't listened to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4tIi2Q_LWc

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 13:07:00 2016 No.15102787 >>15102771 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 13:07:17 2016 No.15102788 >>15102770 You expected Shakespeare and you got Shoko. You have only yourself to blame.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 13:07:19 2016 No.15102789 File: 584 KB, 1533x817, xdhhxdh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This gazer-fag pandering has to fucking stop.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 13:08:03 2016 No.15102791 >>15102756 >comparing literal furshit to a dog girl

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 13:09:15 2016 No.15102793 >>15102789 Stop advertising your shitty tumblr game, /v/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 13:10:55 2016 No.15102798 >>15102789 This shitty game advertisement has to fucking stop

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 13:11:05 2016 No.15102799 >>15102793 No, I got it off /v/. It sucks shit. Westerners are awful at making appealing girls, especially the people working on this shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 13:11:12 2016 No.15102800 >>15102789 Isn't that the game that features some Toku protagonist?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 13:11:14 2016 No.15102801 >>15102771 Love-themed monstergirls a shit Eros a brainwashing bitch

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 13:13:07 2016 No.15102806 >>15102771 Only if I get a Cupid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 13:13:09 2016 No.15102807 File: 737 KB, 1196x946, 1410659982526.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The last image belongs to the chief god, heathens!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 13:13:23 2016 No.15102808 >>15102778 Wouldn't the plural just be Houri?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 13:13:40 2016 No.15102810 >>15102807 Those boys gun get raped p. soon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 13:14:02 2016 No.15102813 >>15102807 DEUS E U S VULT U L T

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 13:16:47 2016 No.15102822 >>15102789 Does her ribbon really say "BENIS"? This is dumb.

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 13:16:59 2016 No.15102823

>>15102771
>Houri and Cupid arguing about a man who insulted Eros
>The Houri wants to marry him to show him how great love is
>The Cupid wants to curse him for soiling the name of her god
>After 3 hours of talk they finally agree on a deal
>The Houri will have a single date with the man while the Cupid watches from a distance
>If the date goes well and he is interested in the Houri she gets to marry him
>Otherwise he will get cursed
>Comic date ensues where the Cupid attempts to ruin the date while the Houri tries her best to have it go smoothly

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 13:17:53 2016 No.15102826 >>15102789 This game sucks it's just astounding. Our resident greentexters write better than this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 13:19:18 2016 No.15102831 >>15102789 Anon is that Windows 10 you're using?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 13:20:36 2016 No.15102834 >>15102791 At least Cu Sith doesn't have a tumblr level autist attached to it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 13:22:30 2016 No.15102845 >>15102834 furryshit is just as bad as tumblrshit

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 13:31:48 2016 No.15102873 >>15102801 >Eros a brainwashing bitch You're never safe from that when MAMONO MANA is involved.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 13:32:53 2016 No.15102876 >>15102789 Gazer-fag and Jabberwock-fag are in a spending arms race for commissioning art, so it's inevitable it'll end up leaking outside /mgt/ eventually. Used to be the same for Anubis-fag, until he went bankrupt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 13:34:49 2016 No.15102881 >>15102876 I remember anubisfag and jabberfag, when did this gazerfag guy pop up?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 13:36:46 2016 No.15102885 >>15102823 >Cupid becomes impatient and fires an arrow at the guy >he sees something on the ground and bends down to pick it up >arrow hits Houri, who goes into convulsions as a being of love has her love dried up

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 13:39:04 2016 No.15102895 >>15102885 Would that count as murder?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 13:39:45 2016 No.15102897 >>15102876 Once I start working over the summer, I think I'll start commissioning some hellhound pics. Things are gonna change around here, things are gonna change.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 13:41:27 2016 No.15102903 >>15102897 >Hellhoundfag Folks like you are dime a dozen already. Nothing will change.

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 13:43:42 2016 No.15102908

>>15102881
Months ago

>>15102876
Gazerfag doesn't commission much, he's just really good at finding people to do really high quality requests, hell, I don't commission that much stuff for my waifu and I've commissioned more stuff probably.

His ability to find artists is honestly amazing

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 13:46:06 2016 No.15102915 >>15102903 No, I'm the resident hellhound fag. Other hellhound enthusiasts pale in comparison.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 13:47:25 2016 No.15102918 >>15102845 Except it's not but whatever, different strokes for different folks. Every wan is a good wan.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 13:48:37 2016 No.15102921 >>15102885 Love is the stupidest emotion.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 13:53:24 2016 No.15102933 >>15098138 I liked it. But I agree with the other guy. There wasn't too much to the romance so I didn't' really understand why the dragon liked him so much.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 13:53:52 2016 No.15102936 >>15102692 God fucking dammit, and i was hoping to do something productive today, guess it's just time to fap now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 13:56:00 2016 No.15102941 >>15102908 >His ability to find artists is honestly amazing It's not surprising when one's waifu has 11 eyes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 13:56:13 2016 No.15102942 >>15102895 nah, just put her in front of a tv running sappy love comedies with a bouquet of roses next to her. she'll recover in a day or two

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 14:12:52 2016 No.15102970 >You'll never have a Succubus childhood friend who's a haughty rich girl with big tits and drill hair >She'll never sneer at and look down on everyone except you, who she's madly in love with and overly affectionate towards

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 14:14:23 2016 No.15102971 >>15102970 You sure ask for a lot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 14:15:29 2016 No.15102974 >>15102971 >Having low standards

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 14:18:35 2016 No.15102983 >tfw wouldn't be able to stay near my waifu in this face-melting hot wather

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 14:29:23 2016 No.15103005 How would a monster girl feel if her husband married her solely for the benefits of mamono mana? Canonically that couldn't happen because of the mindbreak, the man would end up truly loving her wife after a few days of sex

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 14:31:25 2016 No.15103007 >>15102974 Just saying that you'd better be the perfect man for your perfect girl

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 14:34:32 2016 No.15103011

>>15103005
You know I always thought that it's not about mamonobama, if you end up with a girl that loves you unconditionally, has a lot of sex with you and that sex is mindblowing, it doesn't take a genius to realize that it would be pretty awesome so no wonder you'd do anything for her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 14:39:46 2016 No.15103025 >>15103005 I'd be more concerned about the opposite, with a monster seeking a husband as a method to gain more power. Fortunately, the failsafe is they all invariably lose to the dick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 14:42:36 2016 No.15103032 >>15102983 What waifu? Hellhound, lava golem, ignis? Because I imagine all of them would grant you heat resistance and heat tolerance to the point where you wouldn't even sweat on the hottest day in summer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 14:43:49 2016 No.15103038 >>15103025 Wrong, the men in MGE are the only ones that lose.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 14:44:54 2016 No.15103042 >>15103032 Yeti She'd absolutely hate the country I live in, let alone the weather, which is hot as fuck all year round. Hugs would be a no-no unless we wanted to be knocked out by the heat.

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 14:45:34 2016 No.15103043

>>15103011
>Man expect to gain mamono advantages if he marries a monster girl
>Never expected to gain such a lovely wife when he did it
>Ends up in love with her anyway
>Starts having nervous breakdowns because he thinks he's hurting her for thinking like that at first
>Wife goes full healing with cuddles and hugs
The healing is strong in this one.

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 14:46:23 2016 No.15103046

>>15103025
>Monster girl gleefully tells her enemies that she now has a unlimited supply of semen to draw power from, and that their countries will not be able to oppose her for long
>They all ready for her inevitable attack
>It never happens because she literally cannot stop sucking her husband's dick for long enough to get anything done

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 14:50:53 2016 No.15103060

>>15103011
>>15103043
This sounds delightful, there's nothing better than healing from one's own mistake

>>15103025
I never thought about that possibility, turning a mayadere into a loving waifu by showering her with affection is a great idea
Turning her into a cock addict is nice too

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 14:52:39 2016 No.15103065 >>15103060 >Turning a mayadere into shit Disgusting

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 14:58:57 2016 No.15103081

>>15103060
>>15103065
We can do both. Keep her as a mayadere, and turn her into a loving cock-puppet.

>She's giving out evil speeches to her 10,000 strong army while riding your cock on her throne
>You get to carry her around, keeping your dick in her as she administers disciplinary action to her underlings with a whip

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 14:59:03 2016 No.15103082 >>15103043 >>15103060 I like the way you think.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 15:01:59 2016 No.15103096 >>15103081 >and turn her into a loving cock-puppet Still disgusting

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 15:02:14 2016 No.15103100 >>15103038 >being wrong Why would you do such a thing?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 15:03:29 2016 No.15103104 >>15103100 You're doing it to yourself right now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 15:07:25 2016 No.15103110 >>15103096 Fine then. A mayadere who just can't bear to be away from her husband. Wherever she's holding his hand, riding dick, or just in his presence, even during her most secretive of evil council meetings.

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 15:08:47 2016 No.15103115

>>15103081
>Not keeping her as an evil tyrant
>Not being hailed as the hero of the people because you're the only person in the world who can stand up to her without consequences
>Not using that dynamic to play good cop/bad cop with her in order to manipulate her subjects and enemies alike

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 15:09:31 2016 No.15103117 >>15103042 Looks like you're moving to Canada with her, buddy

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 15:18:26 2016 No.15103137 So what if monstergirls don't come from a portal but from inside of Earth itself Yellowstone explodes, opening a path for thousands of Hellhounds, Ignis, Lava Golems to come to the surface

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 15:19:23 2016 No.15103140 >>15103137 What about the other ones?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 15:19:45 2016 No.15103141 >>15103117 Moving? I'd love to, but I don't have the money for that yet!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 15:20:26 2016 No.15103143 >>15103137 No bug girls?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 15:20:50 2016 No.15103144 >>15103137 Sounds like a fun time. I'd want to adopt a couple of little Hellpups.

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 15:20:55 2016 No.15103145

>>15103137
>Yellowstone explodes, opening a path for thousands of Hellhounds, Ignis, Lava Golems to come to the surface

Yeah, that would be neat, if it weren't for the fact that Yellowstone's eruption is going to wipe half the planet's worth of life off the fucking map.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 15:21:12 2016 No.15103148 >>15103137 >Hellhounds Nah.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 15:22:40 2016 No.15103153 >>15103145 Gotta make room somehow.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 15:22:54 2016 No.15103154 >>15103140 Well the ones who can stand the high temperatures are the ones to come out, later the the rest appear from other tunnels connected to it. >>15103145 So?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 15:25:19 2016 No.15103162 >>15103153 >>15103154 Didn't know we had asians in here

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 15:26:05 2016 No.15103163

>>15103137
What if they don't even appear from a portal?

Once, in the middle of any other day, they just appear, everywhere. All around the world, in just under 200 different countries.

Imagine the chaos of 7 billion people suddenly being exposed to billions of monstergirls, all reacting in over 7 billion different ways.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 15:26:06 2016 No.15103164 >>15103137 What if instead of a portal, mysterious ruins are uncovered that weren't there before, full of life threatening traps, and tablets that hint about monster girls Art thou a wise man or a fool?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 15:26:58 2016 No.15103168 >>15103162 I'm not asian, what does being asian have to do with anything?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 15:27:07 2016 No.15103169 >>15103163 we're going to need a bigger boat

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 15:29:02 2016 No.15103179 >>15103168 Yellowstone's ash is gonna fly all the way over to yurop too famicom

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 15:30:58 2016 No.15103184 >>15103163 >We're just starting to get fucked by overpopulation at 7 billion >Let's add some more fucking billions of monstergirls >How would they react? Expect a fuckton of wars and civil unrest.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 15:31:22 2016 No.15103186 >>15103141 Igloos are free

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 15:31:24 2016 No.15103187 >>15103179 As far as I know, the ash is gonna cover everywhere, not just Europe and América.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 15:32:58 2016 No.15103192 >>15103179 >>15103187 >You will live to see Morrowind in your time Filthy n'wahs

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 15:33:42 2016 No.15103195 >>15103187 It will eventually, but somebody on the other side of the world's gonna find a way to survive it by the time it covers the whole planet. Mother nature can't kill us all off anymore. >América >é Huehuehue

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 15:33:47 2016 No.15103197 >>15103192 Seen any...elves? AHAHAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 15:35:22 2016 No.15103203 >>15103179 >The Muslim plague will be stopped not by bullet, not by democracy, but by the very Earth itself Deus vult.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 15:36:48 2016 No.15103209 >>15103203 Fuck off /pol/

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 15:37:33 2016 No.15103213 >>15103209 Sweden pls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 15:37:36 2016 No.15103214 >>15103203 DEUS VULT

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 15:37:56 2016 No.15103216 >>15103195 But why can't Europe, for example, survive? The ash will only be lethal in a part of USA.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 15:39:39 2016 No.15103224 Screw this planet, I'd rather give up on technology and move to MGE's world Would you guys really prefer if it was monster girls that came to our world?

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 15:40:44 2016 No.15103226

>>15103216
Europe can't even survive itself. It's already falling apart AGAIN.

Also, volcanic ash is lethal everywhere for everyone.

>Being toxic, it renders air unbreathable
>Fucks with clouds and makes acid rains
>Blocks sunlight in large quantities, bring forth another ice age

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 15:40:54 2016 No.15103227 >>15103224 I'd rather some alt reality that's modern, and Monster Girls have been around forever and our society is shaped around that Just MGC

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 15:41:12 2016 No.15103229 >>15103209 It always baffles me that the most obnoxious elements of both /pol/ and /tg/ have somehow managed to creep into these threads.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 15:43:46 2016 No.15103236 >>15103224 >Would you guys really prefer if it was monster girls that came to our world? Only if we're talking about 2D

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 15:44:22 2016 No.15103237 >>15103229 Just report them and ignore. Eventually they should get the hint that they're not wanted here. There's no room for their ilk here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 15:45:09 2016 No.15103239 >>15103227 I think that would be the best of the ways it could be.

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 15:52:25 2016 No.15103268

>>15103227
Yeah, that would be the ideal situation, we'd get the modern comfort and the waifus

>>15103236
It's hard to imagine that 3D monster girls would be as lovely as their 2D representations but I choose to believe that they are so beautiful that we cannot even fathom it

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 15:53:00 2016 No.15103270 >>15103195 >>15103226 >Implying there aren't monstergirls already lurking these threads >Implying they won't protect the guys posting here from the apocalypse

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 15:53:41 2016 No.15103272 >>15103224 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 15:53:49 2016 No.15103274 >>15103237 >implying it's not always shitposters pretending to be /pol/

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 15:54:17 2016 No.15103277 >>15103270 >Implying they will Molten lava doesn't discriminate, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 15:55:11 2016 No.15103284 >>15103277 Lava golems?

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 15:56:13 2016 No.15103288 [DELETED]

>>15103274
And here is /pol/ unsurprisingly making up wild conspiracies once again

Why are you even here? Monster Girls are lewd, and you guys hate that. They aren't religious, which you also hate. Monster Girls celebrate diversity and cultures, another thing you hate. Monster Girls love everyone and would rather build bridges to join people then walls to divide them, they're for everything you stand against.

Really, just leave /pol/. You're breaking the rules leaving your containment board.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 15:58:17 2016 No.15103295 >>15103288 >wild conspiracies >says the guy claiming some random poster is /pol/ >proceeds to dump a paragraph on that assumption o i am laffin

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 15:58:27 2016 No.15103298

>>15103224
God no

My dream is to live in a small quiet JRPG town with my waifu and work as a blacksmith while she sells the stuff I make up front.

She could also try selling some general wares as well including food she made that actually damages the player when used instead of healing him
https://my.mixtape.moe/fcrjkl.png

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 15:58:47 2016 No.15103301 >>15103288 Calm your autism bro.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:02:00 2016 No.15103315 >>15103288 I'm not sure if I should post seriously or not.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:03:29 2016 No.15103323 >Tits vs Ass War starts between Monster Girls Whose side to you join?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:03:38 2016 No.15103324 If I had money to burn I would actually consider becoming salamanderfag or beetlefag

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:03:57 2016 No.15103325 [DELETED]

>>15103295
If you're the same /pol/ poster who got banned last night, just remember that not only is off topic /pol/ posting against the rules, but so is ban evasion. That's all I got to say, if I were you I'd stop now.

>>15103323
Ass is definitely the best, no contest.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:04:32 2016 No.15103329 >>15103288 >Monster Girls love everyone and would rather build bridges to join people then walls to divide them See image at >>15102664

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:05:01 2016 No.15103330 FEED ME ECHIDNA STORIES!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:05:28 2016 No.15103331 >>15103323 I join the Thigh Side.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:05:55 2016 No.15103335 >>15103323 Tits

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:05:59 2016 No.15103336 >>15103315 Yeah I can never tell with these types.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:06:10 2016 No.15103338 >>15103325 >He STILL associates anonymous posts with a boogeyman Wild conspiracies amirite

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:06:53 2016 No.15103340 >>15103323 Tits is the only right option!

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:07:12 2016 No.15103344

>>15103298
>spoiler
Is that some kind of plan to make the players go to the Kitsune INN owned by your wife's friend?

>>15103324
Well, you don't need to spend money on commissions to love your waifu, you don't even need to tell people about your love for her for it to be real

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:07:27 2016 No.15103345 >>15103323 >implying i discriminate i want it all

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:07:41 2016 No.15103346 >>15103323 Tits

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:07:58 2016 No.15103348 >>15103324 Soldier beetle is low tier in terms of art, but she's getting some slowly

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:08:00 2016 No.15103349 >>15103137 Would the ice/water ones emerge from an ice cap or such?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:08:20 2016 No.15103351 >>15103330 http://pastebin.com/UqabiTt0

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:08:23 2016 No.15103352 >>15103323 Ass, the tits coalition is bound to tear itself apart between small and big fags.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:09:32 2016 No.15103355 >>15103344 Nah, I figured it would be a cool item for some like, hidden quest, or maybe something to reverse pickpocket in like the poison apples in oblivion

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:10:46 2016 No.15103358 So I was thinking. How did you guys find this thread? I know it was created after the first /a/ exile and that’s where most of us came from. But what about the rest of you? Where did you find out about this thread? I’m kinda curious.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:11:01 2016 No.15103359 >>15103288 >Monster Girls celebrate diversity and cultures But they have only one culture: benis in vagina 24/7

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:11:58 2016 No.15103362 >>15103359 Literally a hyperbole from the profiles.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:13:29 2016 No.15103367 >>15103349 Maybe they appear after the new Ice Age starts?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:13:39 2016 No.15103368 >>15103359 Exactly. There's no room for discrimination when your entire culture is one of complete and total love.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:14:16 2016 No.15103373 >>15103330 Whelp seeing as paladin mike was posted I'll post the only other one I know. http://pastebin.com/8atLkWye

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:14:30 2016 No.15103375 >>15103288 >Monster Girls celebrate diversity and cultures Not in the way you're probably thinking.

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:15:52 2016 No.15103376 [DELETED]

>>15103359
No, they got several cultures.
Make man want to put benis in vagina because he loves you.
Force man to put benis in vagina, wether he wants to or not. He’ll learn to like it.
Make man put benis in vagina becouse flat is justice and onii-san will love you.
Make man cum with tits.
Make man put benis in ass.

It’s like you're not even trying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:17:10 2016 No.15103378 >>15103358 Well usually I'd browse /jp/ kind out of boredom. One day I saw this thread and started to lurk. And I'm still here I guess a year later?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:18:16 2016 No.15103381 >>15103358 /mgqg/ into /a/ for a bit then /jp/, which i was lurking prior anyway

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:18:37 2016 No.15103385 >>15103358 I was going on /a/ for the first or second time about two years ago to see if there was any anime airing that season that looked good. Then I saw the monstergirl thread in the catalog and went in because I liked monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:18:39 2016 No.15103386 MODS = GODS

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:18:41 2016 No.15103387 Thank you based Janet

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:19:45 2016 No.15103389 >>15103358 I already was in the /a/ threads.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:20:34 2016 No.15103390 >BOOM >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HIfqyHbKgY

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:20:49 2016 No.15103391 >>15103358 I browsed monster girl threads back in /a/ days but lost interest and left before the move. Came back after picking up MGE and found my way here after being redirected.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:20:58 2016 No.15103392 thanks mod/jan

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:21:21 2016 No.15103393 >>15103358 /a/ thread for years Fuck, how long ago was the whole thing? Two years?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:21:52 2016 No.15103395 >>15103209 You forgot this one, janitor

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:22:23 2016 No.15103397 >>15103393 Just about, yeah.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:22:42 2016 No.15103400 >>15103358 Been in the /a/ threads. Even through the exile and the relocation here Jesus, how long ago was that? 3 years?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:22:45 2016 No.15103401 >>15103390 I already have tinnitus. I want to have Monster Girl waifu to cuddle with to makes it easier to sleep at night.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:22:46 2016 No.15103402 >>15103358 Back on /a/, I was looking through Foolz (when it was alive). and came upon a post listing writefags like Captain and Yananon. The rest is history.

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:23:36 2016 No.15103405

>>15103358
Just finished playing MGQ, found about it on /d/ and then I learned about EMG. So I came to the thread in /a/ when chapter 5 was just out.

A shame that not having internet made me miss a lot of things like the exodus, the shit with some writefags and so on.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:23:48 2016 No.15103406 >>15103358 By complete luck about a year ago, although I was already lurking the MGQG threads on /vg/ It's kind of a shame that MGE isn't more popular, I didn't learn about it until I saw this thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:24:32 2016 No.15103409 >>15103393 Two years come August.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:25:13 2016 No.15103411 >>15103400 Nah, it'll be two years ago sometime around this September, I think.

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:25:28 2016 No.15103412

>>15103358
I was browsing Ex and actually found a really shitty incomplete posting of the MGE in it, and i got super curious and started googling shit. Once i found the wiki i was almost certain that there was probably something for it on 4, and i was right.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:25:36 2016 No.15103413 >>15103406 >MGQG threads on /vg/ >tfw it's MGGG now Nothing lives forever

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:26:41 2016 No.15103415 I really like Manticores!

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:27:50 2016 No.15103418

>>15103358
Three years, started in the /a/ threads.

>>15103395
>/pol/poster bitter that he can no longer post his racism and garbage in here

>>15103406
MGE should become more popular soon, once it gets published in the west expect to see a whole lot more people joining.

>>15103415
Manticores are the best.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:28:09 2016 No.15103420 >>15103415 I don't! Not one bit!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:28:40 2016 No.15103421 I want to ruffle a Kejourou's hair

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:28:55 2016 No.15103422 >>15103418 >Once it gets published in the west Good lord this can only go one of two ways, and honestly my money is that shit goes south and that this thread will take a huge nosedive in quality and fun.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:29:41 2016 No.15103426 >>15103418 >/pol/ Don't fucking start it. Deleting it would avoid the issue of people trying to figure out what happened and starting it again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:29:45 2016 No.15103427 >>15103418 >MGE should become more popular soon, once it gets published in the west expect to see a whole lot more people joining You say this like it is a good thing

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:30:00 2016 No.15103429

>>15103406
/vg/, huh? Are those threads still dying. Last time I took a gander at former /mgqg/ turned /mggg/ they were on life support

>>15103418
>once it gets published in the west expect to see a whole lot more people joining.
Money's on things going south hyper quick

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:31:01 2016 No.15103431 >>15103420 That's monster cruelty!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:31:47 2016 No.15103433 >>15103422 These threads are already horrible. Worst part is, this isn't the best place for monster girl shit, it's just the least bad. Flooding it with even more retards would be terrible.

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:32:03 2016 No.15103434

>>15103422
>>15103427
>>15103429
You guys are more bitter than /v/ about popular things. Only hipsters care about that. There's literally no downside to this becoming more popular. More content, more people to talk about it with, you might even meet some MGE fans in real life at the book store. I've met a few when buying EMG there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:32:49 2016 No.15103435 >>15103415 I'd love to get to know one but they're dangerous and selfish, unfortunately. Or so I heard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:32:56 2016 No.15103436 >>15103431 No it's not, how the hell is it cruelty?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:33:00 2016 No.15103437 >>15103434 >There's literally no downside to this becoming more popular So innocent.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:33:10 2016 No.15103438 >>15103434 >you might even meet some MGE fans in real life at the book store What a horrifying thought

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:33:52 2016 No.15103441 >>15103434 The wider the audience, the worse the community. Do you want people who are prone to making shit like sonic OCs to find out about monstergirls?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:34:14 2016 No.15103442 >>15103413 I hate time.

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:34:33 2016 No.15103443

>>15103422
Well it's just going to be quietly sold online i I recall correctly so Tammy Tumblr or Chad Normalfag won't have that many chances at finding out about it.

>>15103434
You have no idea what you're talking about. I do not want to talk about monstergirls with non-social rejects.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:34:57 2016 No.15103444 >>15103434 >There's literally no downside to this becoming more popular. Nah nigga, shit could go south real quick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:35:08 2016 No.15103446 >>15103434 >There's literally no downside to this becoming more popular. Shows how little you know.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:35:57 2016 No.15103448 >>15103443 >tumblr boogeyman >"normalfag" boogeyman holy shit whens this thread gonna grow up? Do you just look for things to bitch and be pessimistic about?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:36:25 2016 No.15103449 >>15103441 Well. we have already some autists out there and you know it. I can't help but feel like with everything else, this will only get worse and worse.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:38:08 2016 No.15103452 >>15103434 >There's literally no downside to this becoming more popular. Oh, I remember when I was young So new to the world So naive

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:38:17 2016 No.15103453 >>15103449 >with everything else, this will only get worse and worse. It's been like that since 2009.

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:39:01 2016 No.15103454

I have no idea how anyone can think MGE becoming more popular in the west won't go horribly wrong.
>both normalfags and tumblr getting 1000% mad about faggotry not being allowed and lolis
>even more wiki-tier fans
>retards coming here, shitposting and trying to push shit fetishes

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:40:17 2016 No.15103459 >>15103448 Normalfags are a big problem in this case. You think a soccer mom or the kind of guy that only reads official releases fed to him by publishers is going to take kindly to material with loli rape in it? It's a shitstorm waiting to happen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:40:19 2016 No.15103460 >>15103448 Do you really want more posts on tumblr whining about how misogynistic monstergirls are, or people sharing lel epic purplecat memes on Facebook?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:40:33 2016 No.15103461 >>15103434 >meeting mge fans in real life I'd fucking cringe myself off the planetside if people were open about this shit

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:41:00 2016 No.15103463

Jesus, you darlings are silly. If MGE gets popular, you get new content. Even if it's content you don't like, so what? Just ignore it. More people enjoying something isn't a bad thing. And no, the tumblr or normalfag boogeymans won't ruin it, stop listening to /pol/. If anything, the diversity of opinions and tastes introduced may encourage KC to try new things, or take things in a new interesting and fresh direction. It can only lead to good things.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:42:31 2016 No.15103465 >>15103463 >you darlings You're making me a little suspicious now, friendo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:43:06 2016 No.15103466 >>15103463 >darlings >mentioning /pol/ for no reason again Bait is too obvious anon, go back to the drawing board.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:43:08 2016 No.15103467 >Your waifu's face when she listens to the Netorare song

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:43:50 2016 No.15103470

>>15103463
>If anything, the diversity of opinions and tastes introduced may encourage KC to try new things, or take things in a new interesting and fresh direction. It can only lead to good things.
Oh yeah, the fresh new direction he took with the siths was really welcome, wasn't it?

As much as there's a lot I detest about KC's attempts at creation, his exposure to the herbal masses will not produce better content.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:44:01 2016 No.15103472 >>15103463 >it can only lead to good things >only How long will these blinds cover your eyes from the truth?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:44:11 2016 No.15103473 >>15103454 You forgot >people trying to cash in on the popularity by making games >tumblr demographic making said games http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=661731191

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:44:57 2016 No.15103475

>>15103463
>the tumblr or normalfag boogeymans won't ruin it
You haven't been paying attention to video games lately have you?
>If anything, the diversity of opinions and tastes introduced may encourage KC to try new things
You're forgetting that this is the guy who flipped a shit over a badly photoshopped picture of a 2d head on a pike. If someone starts a moral crusade against it in the west because of the material there's a good chance he might pull support for the western fanbase all together.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:45:32 2016 No.15103479 >>15103463 That's objectively wrong, and you know it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:46:15 2016 No.15103480 >>15103463 I want ovaries and his shitposting to go and stay go

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:46:23 2016 No.15103482 >>15103448 >>15103463 >"diversity" >"just ignore it" >"tumblr bogeyman" >"grow up" >blowing a lid over /pol/ and DATS RAYCISS How much do you want to bet it's a samefag posting all of this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:46:27 2016 No.15103483 In immediate hindsight i feel like we all just got hard-baited and reeled up easy as shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:47:41 2016 No.15103488 >>15103475 >If someone starts a moral crusade against it in the west because of the material there's a good chance he might pull support for the western fanbase all together. I wouldn't blame him for it.

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:48:17 2016 No.15103491

>>15103463
>If MGE gets popular, you get new content.
We don't need any extra "new content". Our local write/drawfags are already great, we don't need any other shitters.

>Just ignore it
Sure, just like how shitposters and mods "ignored" us back on /a/, right? Just like how the rest of /jp/ "ignored" us, huh?

I'm tired of this shit. Why should WE tolerate ANYONE?

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:49:56 2016 No.15103498

>>15103482
>Flipped shit over someone saying it's a shitposter pretending to be /pol/

Most likely a samefag, yes, and not even a good one.

I've seen enough communities get a certain inlux of users sooner or later to get paranoid enough of the possibility that it's not bait, however.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:50:51 2016 No.15103501 >>15103475 >flipped a shit over a badly photoshopped picture of a 2d head on a pike Tell me more, Anon. I wanna know all about KC's chimpouts post-MGU

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:51:04 2016 No.15103503 >>15103482 Ten dollars.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:51:23 2016 No.15103506 >>15103463 What does /pol/ even has to do with this? Why don't you get also banned, faggot?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:52:52 2016 No.15103510 >>15103491 >Why should WE tolerate ANYONE? Because if we don't we are /pol/, accept diversity and multiculturalism as he said on another post and stop being racist, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:55:19 2016 No.15103518 >>15103510 Well call me a fucking fascist if you want because this place is better off as motherfucking Fortress Intolerance.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:59:55 2016 No.15103532 I say we tolerate nothing at all, including intolerance.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:00:14 2016 No.15103535 I'm going to impregnate an oppai loli jinko and no one can stop me!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:01:36 2016 No.15103539 >>15103535 I'm going to impregnate a dire Jinko!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:03:07 2016 No.15103546 >>15103535 >>15103539 Y-Yeah? Well I'm going to impregnate 5 Jinkos!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:04:25 2016 No.15103550 >>15103546 I'm going to impregnate 10 dire Jinkos!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:04:53 2016 No.15103552 >>15103535 >>15103539 >>15103546 I'm going to impregnate a Jinko, then impregnate her baby so the baby comes out pregnant!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:06:13 2016 No.15103556 >>15103552 I'm calling the police.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:07:48 2016 No.15103564 >>15103539 >>15103546 >>15103552 Impregnate all you want! That oppai loli is mine already.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:07:57 2016 No.15103565 >>15103535 >>15103539 >>15103546 >>15103550 >Anons continue to boast. >An actual Jinko leaps out of the bushes and roars. >Anons run scared from the big scary cat lady.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:09:57 2016 No.15103578 >>15103565 Says you anon, that big cat is getting fucked.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:12:13 2016 No.15103582 >>15103565 That's a funny way of saying I'm running towards her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:14:00 2016 No.15103588 Oh hey, they're talking about us on /v/ Get ready, people.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:14:28 2016 No.15103589 >>15103565 She's not so scary when you realize she's only 4 feet tall.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:14:52 2016 No.15103592 >>15103588 Goddammit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:15:28 2016 No.15103594 >>15103588 Link.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:15:34 2016 No.15103595 >>15103588 Why are they- ugh Here we go

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:16:03 2016 No.15103598 >>15103588 wait where

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:18:56 2016 No.15103604 >>15103588 >/v/ Most of these faggots aren't even old enough for this site.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:19:01 2016 No.15103606 >>15103594 >>15103598 >>/v/334923568 Happy(?) spelunking The dev of Monster Girl Gamu is also in there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:19:03 2016 No.15103607 >>15103588 >They're pushing the "everyone on /jp/ hates kc" shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:19:52 2016 No.15103609 >>15103588 I blame the faggot that posted that Hellhound picture. Which one of you faggots did it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:21:24 2016 No.15103617 >>15103607 We shit on KC a lot, but we don't loathe him either. Fucking /v/irgins.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:21:25 2016 No.15103618 >>15103606 Cross-board linking takes three meme arrows, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:22:26 2016 No.15103622 >>15103588 I found the thread >the thread in /jp/ all love his art and hate his world >pointing out flaws is hating his world He has the best monstergirl universe by far, i'd rather live there then any one big one

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:22:53 2016 No.15103624 >>15103606 >>>/v/334923568

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:23:41 2016 No.15103628 >>15103622 >best monstergirl universe by far Ok, let's not get crazy here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:24:09 2016 No.15103630 /v/ crossboarders, why do you feel the need to spread your shit wherever you go? Browse both places, fine, i get it, but you don't need to start shit there, and then bring that shit here

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:24:10 2016 No.15103631 >>15103588 >People still mad over KC telling HFYfags to fuck off. He might have overreacted, but KC was right about that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:25:37 2016 No.15103635 >>15103617 We mostly don't like his writing. the girls and art is actually good. Even if the girls are starting to become a bit same-y.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:25:49 2016 No.15103636 >>15103624 >scroll across the thread >slimeboy >close the thread

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:26:03 2016 No.15103640

>>15103628
It's not like I have a great list to choose from anon, would you rather live in MGQ land where every other MG wants to vore you?

EMG is ok, since it's just like now but with monstergirls, but you also have monsterboys to deal with.

MGE is the safe bet for a happy life with a monstergirl wife

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:26:40 2016 No.15103642 >>15103630 There's nobody here yet, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:26:41 2016 No.15103643 >>15103631 >HFYfags I don't remeber what that is. Do I even want to know?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:26:56 2016 No.15103646 >>15103631 Kill yourself, his approach to it was complete fucking shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:27:04 2016 No.15103647 >>15103635 I like his setting more than most shit anyone in here or /v/ would post. The "we hate KC" meme has to die.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:27:34 2016 No.15103649 >>15103617 We shit on everyone and everything, though. The only difference between this place on /pol/ is opinions. We both spend 90% of our posts bitching and yelling.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:27:53 2016 No.15103651 >>15103642 Maybe no one linked in that thread, but someone is over there to start with bringing up MGE in the first place and then coming back to tell us about it

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:29:46 2016 No.15103658 >>15103636 The dev also intends to add more /d/ stuff from what I observe, so a CoC-ish situation is inevitable. >>15103649 >We both spend 90% of our posts bitching and yelling But we haven't spent 90% of the thread doing that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:29:47 2016 No.15103659 >>15103651 I just mentioned it here, but it wasn't me who brought up MGE over there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:29:48 2016 No.15103660 >>15103646 Even years later, your butthurt is still delicious.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:30:39 2016 No.15103661 >>15103631 >KC tells HFYfags to fuck off >MGR tells HFYfags to fuck off >Even /monster/ tells HFYfags to fuck off Feels good knowing that retardation isn't allowed to spread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:31:15 2016 No.15103666 >>15103660 >Eating shit because it pisses someone else off You're an idiot and an enabler.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:31:45 2016 No.15103668 >>15103661 >retardation isn't allowed to spread. >Futafags still exist and recently took over /a/

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:32:22 2016 No.15103670 >>15103643 Humanity Fuck Yeah. >>15103646 He was right. HFYfags are detrimental to any monstergirl community. We've seen this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:32:43 2016 No.15103671 >>15103661 >Retardation isn't allowed to spread >TFT exists Granted it's more of a quarantine but still

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:33:04 2016 No.15103672

>>15103647
My problem with his setting is that he is really trying to make a hugbox and failing to do it.

I like a hugbox monster girl setting. Everyone get a happy end, MG waifu ect.
The problem is that if you think about KCs setting for a while, things start to get a bit grimdark. Mindbreak in mass, mindfuckery, The monsters are literally unstoppable, there is no winning side, death of mankind and so on.

If you ignore those parts, yeah I like the setting. It's just kinda hard to do so.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:33:09 2016 No.15103673 >>15103668 /a/ was always retarded.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:34:57 2016 No.15103676 >someone posted as /jp/ Even if i agree with what you said, you should probably kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:35:11 2016 No.15103678 https://picarto.tv/Whutermuelon Melon's streaming.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:35:33 2016 No.15103679 >>15103670 While that's true, he still fucked over people that liked parts of his setting but didn't want the humans in it to get completely steamrolled by bad writing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:36:10 2016 No.15103684 >>15103678 What's a Melon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:36:24 2016 No.15103686 >>15103676 Looking at the content of his post, I smell a false-flag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:36:27 2016 No.15103687 >>15103670 >Humanity Fuck Yeah. Ah, paladin fags then? All of that edge and angst.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:36:31 2016 No.15103688 >>15103666 On ho, your frustration is merely a welcome bonus. Please never stop being salty.

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:36:34 2016 No.15103689

You know, I've been wondering. Why can't we talk about paladins if they're part of KC's monstergirl setting? Not only that, but they're kind of instrumental to the whole existence of the setting since they're humans, the one thing monstergirls are all after.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:36:35 2016 No.15103690 >>15103672 >there is no winning side Except for monster girls and that Incubi garbage.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:37:42 2016 No.15103696 Oh shit somebody's fucking falseflagging us in the /v/ thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:37:57 2016 No.15103697 Looks like its time for a nap, If only I had a Lamia so snuggle with.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:37:59 2016 No.15103698 >>15103670 HFYfags are cancer. Period.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:39:07 2016 No.15103704 >>15103690 Correction, there is no winning side IF you want to stay human or don’t want to follow the DL.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:39:20 2016 No.15103706 >>15103678 Muh Dick

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:39:39 2016 No.15103707 >>15103698 So are Traitorfags, both extreme sides of the spectrum are fucking cancer.

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:40:14 2016 No.15103711

>>15103689
>if they're part of KC's monstergirl setting
They're not. Find one time the word paladin is mentioned in official material, you can't.

Some will say "paladin is an easy code word for hero" but when most people think of paladins they think of guys in full plate armor. MGE heroes are more akin to JRPG protagonists with silly costumes. Look at Wilmarina for example.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:40:37 2016 No.15103713 >>15103686 It's a fucking crazy false flag, what the fuck we still have some dedicated guy trying to bring this down or something?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:40:44 2016 No.15103716 >>15103704 Especially if you don't like being raped or dominated, then you're double fucked.

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:41:38 2016 No.15103718

>>15103679
They were total cunts about it. They could have just ignored all the stuff they didn't like and made their own more balanced setting, but they made petty photoshops and went on about "muh monster genocide best day of my life"

>>15103707
But traitors actually like monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:41:58 2016 No.15103719 >>15103711 Then where did the idea come from?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:42:16 2016 No.15103720 >>15103711 For fuck's sake now besides the false flagger we have a guy going full hugs and kisses. Some anons just want to feel like bad boys.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:42:29 2016 No.15103721 >>15103713 Some /jp/ native replied to him, which I find odd since /v/ is loathed on /jp/ as well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:42:31 2016 No.15103722 >>15103690 >Incubi garbage I will never understand the hate for it, it's a human that adapts to his waifu environment and lifespan. No monster parts or anything. Like, what's the problem?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:43:02 2016 No.15103725 >>15103716 >then you're double fucked. Literally!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:43:14 2016 No.15103727 >>15103718 But traitors only want monster girls to be enjoyed in their and only their way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:43:36 2016 No.15103728 >>15103707 They actually follow the thread topic, and don't circlejerk over killing monstergirls so they're pretty cool.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:44:35 2016 No.15103732 >>15103719 Purely head/thread canon carried on over the years and repeated so much that people who joined after mistaken it for the truth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:44:49 2016 No.15103734 >>15103722 >why do you hate Not!monsterboys? Pandering too hard can sometimes work against you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:44:52 2016 No.15103735 >>15103722 Type "Incubi" into google and find out why it's fucking cancerous.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:45:37 2016 No.15103738 >>15103732 Oh god it's the Bernstein Bears shit all over again

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:45:45 2016 No.15103739 >>15103727 What do you mean by that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:46:02 2016 No.15103742 >>15103728 >I like them, so it's ok if they circlejerk How suprising.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:46:34 2016 No.15103744 >>15102807 GOD WILLS IT

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:46:49 2016 No.15103747

>>15103728
Yeah, instead they circlejerk about about every man getting raped and every woman being forcibly turned into monster girls, then proceed to throw a fit if you say that's not your thing or talk about monster girls in a way that doesn't end with rape and pelvis shattering.

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:47:49 2016 No.15103748

>>15103734
>Not!monsterboys
But they are not monsterboys? Literally the only thing that may change in you is the eye color.

Do you prefer to live 80 years while your waifu's lifespan is 300? Do you want some monstergirls to never find a husband because of the environment they live?

>>15103735
I see Dark Eldars everywhere

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:48:11 2016 No.15103750 >>15103707 I wasn't even talking about HFYfags strictly pertaining to these threads. I've never seen them being anything other than an obnoxious bother whenever they shoehorn their stormfront tier faggotry into something.

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:48:20 2016 No.15103753

>>15103722
In KCs setting? Mindfuckery. If you become a incubus your life will revolve around sex. Anything you do will be because of sex. You are still free to strive after your dreams but instead of something like “I want to be the grates to make my family proud” it becomes “I want to be the grates so the the MGs will have sex with me”

It’s not all that bad, but still. It has that “oh you don’t like X because of completely logical and moral reasons? BAM! Now your and incubus! And you now love X. You previous opinion don’t matter and you don’t have a say in the matter.”

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:49:21 2016 No.15103755 >>15103739 Traitors are just a different shade of annoying grimdark faggots and get just as pissy as HFYfags when someone disagrees with them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:50:31 2016 No.15103757 >>15103748 >Not a human anymore >Have Monster DNA in you Sure anon, totally not a monsterboy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:50:36 2016 No.15103760 >>15103748 I get that, but it's a poor attempt to include monsterboys without triggering anyone. >But they look totally human you guys, don't worry See this line, that's KC fucking with you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:51:39 2016 No.15103762 >>15103750 So? My point still stands.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:52:36 2016 No.15103763 >>15103760 >but it's a poor attempt to include monsterboys I don't see it like an attempt to include monsterboys, I see it like an attempt to give you a happy life (or a hugbox, which is totally ok if it is not your thing) WITHOUT using monsterboys.

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:53:33 2016 No.15103771

>>15103415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrEmF4SK3T4

Memes aside, Manticores are still one of my favorite monster girls from a design standpoint and myth background alongside stuff like Medusa, Echidna, hell. Even Griffons. Remove Emeth

The only thing that kind of rustles my jimmies is that outside of .less basically running them into the ground with his previous generic-anime-as-fuck art style, the only namefag writer who seems to do them well (albeit at the cost of making them seem more 3DPD than 2D) is RSAnon. I know Bob and his tumorous growth have written them as well but they're either treated like welfare queens or 3DPD Insanity flavors in those stories.

All I want in life is to just cuddle with a Manticore after a long night of love making and have her begrudgingly admit she loves me

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:53:42 2016 No.15103774 >>15103762 Not really a point, more like an assertion without any argument backing it up, but yes, it is indeed still there.

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:54:03 2016 No.15103776

>>15103757
Damn you really want to fight, where the fuck did you read about monster DNA?

>>15103760
Mostly this really, though the way he handled them I can't really say I mind, I would love to be an undead with a lich waifu and go explore the world as much as I want.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:54:14 2016 No.15103777 >>15103763 Well, enjoy your Kool-Aid then.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:55:13 2016 No.15103779 KC could have just done some magic blood transplant shit to cover longevity with your waifu and it would have been much better than Incubi.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:56:32 2016 No.15103783 >>15103776 Demonic energy, retard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:57:41 2016 No.15103787 >>15103783 Mamonomachines, son.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:59:19 2016 No.15103792 >>15103779 And then someone would probably go "We're vampires! We're monsterboys now!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:00:41 2016 No.15103799 >still on page 9 Aww man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:01:17 2016 No.15103803 >>15103792 They'd be fucking stupid because unlike Demonic Energy turning you into an Incubus, a magic blood transplant wouldn't turn you into a pseudo monsterboy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:01:22 2016 No.15103805 >>15103779 What's wrong with being a incubi? Humans are shit anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:01:45 2016 No.15103807 >>15103787 [Make Lescatie Great Again Intensifies]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:02:09 2016 No.15103809 >>15103783 Energy=DNA? Anon, it's magic bullshit for convenience, something KC does a lot, not DNA rewriting so were X% monster, let it go.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:03:11 2016 No.15103812 >>15103805 Don't go there...

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:03:13 2016 No.15103813 >>15103799 Welcome to hell.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:03:35 2016 No.15103814 >>15103803 A human with magic is a pseudo monsterboy? A wizard is a monsterboy?

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:03:52 2016 No.15103815

>>15103713
>It's a fucking crazy false flag, what the fuck we still have some dedicated guy trying to bring this down or something?
Gee I wonder who could be butthurt enough to do everything in their power to ruin these threads
>/d/fags
>/u/fags
>tumblr
>random autistic /jp/ natives who are still rectal ravaged about this thread being here

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:03:56 2016 No.15103816 Wait If all human women in the world turn into monstergirls, wouldn't that make monstergirls the new human(oid) women?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:04:16 2016 No.15103819 >>15103771 >The only thing that kind of rustles my jimmies is that outside of .less basically running them into the ground with his previous generic-anime-as-fuck art style Hey fuck you, I like some of his old stuff. http://i.imgur.com/0SDYiW4.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:04:31 2016 No.15103821 >>15103805 I would rather be a human than something that's a stone's throw away from going into monsterboy territory you colossal faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:06:03 2016 No.15103824 >>15103814 >A man with the very thing that makes monster girls monsters. >In this setting if you become an Incubi you're not human anymore. Try to justify it all you want anon, you're still wrong.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:06:58 2016 No.15103829 >>15103771 >generic-anime-as-fuck art style It's not like the source material is anything but anyway.

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:07:31 2016 No.15103831

>>15103815
I just want to say that some faggot with /d/ tier fetishes that tries to push them here is not a true /d/ anon, just a regular autist.

That aside I wonder why someone would be so mad to a singular thread on a fucking anonymous chinese imageboard to try and "bring it down" like it would be possible. I didn't want to believe that people so spiteful and autistic were real, but yet again I'm proven wrong.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:08:41 2016 No.15103834 >>15103821 >that's a stone's throw Totally, look how close of being a monsterboy this guy is http://i.imgur.com/DzMxC8q.png

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:10:27 2016 No.15103840

>>15103647
I agree, especially that almost every issue people have with KC have been clarified directly by him
Nearly all of them come down to misunderstandings

With Japanese not translating properly into English and the western audience taking the text at face value instead of looking deeper into it, it's easy to understand why there is so much confusion

I don't know much about the Japanese audience but it doesn't seem that they share any of our issues

Perhaps MGE is too Japanese for us to fully understand, we'll have to see if the localisation helps

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:10:40 2016 No.15103841 >>15103834 God damn anon, you'll do anything to stay in denial that you're not some monsterboy loving faggot. Even when all the evidence to prove you wrong is there you still try to deny it, that kind of delusion takes dedication.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:10:55 2016 No.15103845 >>15103805 Nothing, some posters in these threads are simply incapable of not raging about something at any given time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:11:03 2016 No.15103846 >>15103834 Practically indistinguishable from man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:12:05 2016 No.15103847 >>15103841 Are you trolling me or...?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:12:34 2016 No.15103851 >>15103845 >Nothing, You're a special kind of retarded.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:13:19 2016 No.15103853 >>15103847 Congratulations, you figured it out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:14:39 2016 No.15103855 >>15103847 >trolling There it is anon, the sign that you have your head so far up your ass you have no delusions left to spout.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:15:06 2016 No.15103859 >>15103841 Not him but you, ironically, are doing everything possible to "prove" that incubi are monster boys. Give it a rest, think of hugs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:16:29 2016 No.15103867 >>15103859 While they aren't Incubi are so close to going into that territory it needs to be pointed out and the concept of them needs to be thrown out like the trash it is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:17:05 2016 No.15103869 >>15103851 Fortunately I have a mental juggernault like you here to tell it how it is.

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:17:27 2016 No.15103870

>>15103831
>That aside I wonder why someone would be so mad to a singular thread on a fucking anonymous chinese imageboard to try and "bring it down" like it would be possible. I didn't want to believe that people so spiteful and autistic were real, but yet again I'm proven wrong.
Autists trying to bring this thread down wouldn't even be a fraction of the level of some some mental cases on 4chan. See Philmarillion, some generals on /vg/, murderers posting coordinates of their serial killing victims or images of their kills on /b/, etc.

Someone being butthurt that we don't accept futa or yuri or monsterboys is smalltime. It's not just plausible that someone is taking more indirect ways to fuck with us when they've noticed direct attacks don't work, it's probable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:18:00 2016 No.15103873 >image limit reached >page 9 >dumb argument Time to abandon the thread and go fap to alps.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:18:34 2016 No.15103877 Quick! Whats the best way to attract a Mantis?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:20:11 2016 No.15103880 >>15103877 Yell at the top of your lungs that ninjas can't be mean and green

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:20:46 2016 No.15103883 >>15103877 The smell of cut grass

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:21:16 2016 No.15103885 >>15103870 This makes me sad. >>15103877 Sugar, obviously.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:21:59 2016 No.15103887 >>15103877 Cook up some meat in their territory and they should come over to see what's going on.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:22:39 2016 No.15103891 >>15103880 I want to wear a mirage suit that makes a very convincing hologram of a tree over me so I can easily fool Kunoichis and Mantises >Mean, green and unseen

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:22:45 2016 No.15103892 >>15103867 I know, right? Faggots daring to like what you hate. Unacceptable!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:24:42 2016 No.15103897 >>15103873 Way ahead of you, just fapped to gender bender incest.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:25:01 2016 No.15103898 >>15103892 >Defending pseudo monster boys Faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:25:38 2016 No.15103902 I want /v/ to leave.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:27:36 2016 No.15103908 >>15103898 >monster boys >no monstrous features k

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:28:45 2016 No.15103909 >>15103908 >no longer human >not a monsterboy :^)

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:29:05 2016 No.15103910 He is STILL false flagging. My brain is literally overloaded with all the autism, I need to lay down.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:29:08 2016 No.15103911 >>15103722 Threadcannon mostly. KC has said that incubi dont revolve around sex, they just get a boost to keep up with monster libido but the thread mostly ignores it. Same as alot of other things really.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:30:03 2016 No.15103913 >>15103908 >Not a human >Filled with the same shit monsters have Literally just a slight physical feature and an Incubi would be a monster boy. Yet faggots like you still need to defend KC and his garbage.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:30:18 2016 No.15103915 >>15103909 >Ultimately, they're just humans altered by Demonic mana.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:30:56 2016 No.15103918 >>15103910 It's the anti-hellhound fag too it seems like, it would be him wouldn't it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:31:31 2016 No.15103922 >>15103915 And shit is just "altered" food.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:32:10 2016 No.15103924 >>15103910 Guess who turned out to be

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:32:37 2016 No.15103925 >>15103918 Yes anon, everyone you don't like is the same person. Just like how college kids think Trump is Hitler.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:33:52 2016 No.15103927 >>15103918 Could be, he is even talking about when we supossedly discuss Amazons, when that's a touchy subject. I don't know anymore my head hurts, I don't think the /v/irgins give a fuck but god damn he is persistent.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:34:01 2016 No.15103929 >>15103925 Hey grandpa /pol/ why don't you take a nice, relaxing cup of joe and get >>>/out/?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:34:03 2016 No.15103930 >>15103925 Be real, more than one person dislikes hellhounds but only one guy's autistic enough to go on a personal crusade against them.

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:34:57 2016 No.15103932

>>15103911
Except that he has. He dubble talks a lot. In the world gulid it said what >>15103753 said. But on twitter and FAQs he is saying what you are saying now.
He more or less is saying “Go with your headcanon”. He can’t please everyone but he’s really trying to.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:35:02 2016 No.15103933 >>15103735 What sort of argument is that? Type "manticore" into Google and you'll he a four-legged lion monster. Type "jabberwock" and you'll get illustrations of the monster from the poem. Same word, different things, bub.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:35:11 2016 No.15103935 >>15103929 >/pol/ Not even him but what?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:35:43 2016 No.15103938 >>15103897 I have you beat. I fapped to a human-on-kemono TF, rape, incest, impregnation, tankoubon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:35:58 2016 No.15103939 Order here, Monstergrills are dorks

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:36:11 2016 No.15103940 >>15103935 He was talking about trump and hitler, that's /pol/ shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:36:35 2016 No.15103941 >>15103935 Discredit the other poster by associating him with /pol/. Oldest trick in the book.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:36:58 2016 No.15103942 >>15103929 You don't have to be from /pol/ to know anyone that compares two people that were on complete opposites of the political spectrum are idiots.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:37:05 2016 No.15103944 >>15103939 Yeah, I love me some monoeye dorks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:37:13 2016 No.15103945 >>15103939 Pruuuuuudes!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:37:49 2016 No.15103949 >>15103940 >

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:37:50 2016 No.15103950 Who /humanwaifu/ here?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:38:00 2016 No.15103953 >>15103940 >only /pol/ talks about Trump and Hitler. Fucking what?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:38:09 2016 No.15103955 >>15103941 Bringing up /pol/ shit to places where it don't belong, age old shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:38:25 2016 No.15103956 >>15103938 >tankoubon YOU MONSTER

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:39:14 2016 No.15103957 >>15103953 Literally is /pol/ shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:39:40 2016 No.15103961 >>15103939 >Kevin joins The Order >Rides around on a horse calling MGs dorks and running off

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:39:44 2016 No.15103962 >>15103938 >human-on-kemono TF, rape, incest, impregnation, tankoubon. >incest Vile.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:40:14 2016 No.15103964 >>15103957 You're a special kind of stupid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:40:21 2016 No.15103965 >>15103929 >>15103940 >>15103955 >baiting this hard

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:40:56 2016 No.15103968 >>15103964 >/pol/tard calling anyone dumb top kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:41:12 2016 No.15103969 >>15103965 Hence why you shouldn't reply to him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:41:33 2016 No.15103970 >>15103950 Human women are for toying with until they become addicted to mamono mana and discarding like pieces of trash They get headpats and a reward dicking when they come back monsterized

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:41:46 2016 No.15103972 >>15103932 >He more or less is saying “Go with your headcanon”. The question is: why can't people do exactly that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:42:04 2016 No.15103973 >>15103953 It belongs on /pol/, the amount of times talking about nazis has lead to mass deletions here should be enough proof of that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:43:08 2016 No.15103976 >>15103972 Because some people will look for any excuse to stir up shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:44:00 2016 No.15103979 >>15103950 I like female paladins if that counts. They're like, the larval form of succubi.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:44:15 2016 No.15103980 >>15103972 I am. But my headcanon is shit and only apels to me. Like it should be. The problem is that most headcanons are shit and they all build on KCs setting so it's a common gruond I think.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:45:53 2016 No.15103984 >>15103973 It was an offhanded comparison to point out an anon was being stupid, how does that belong on /pol/?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:46:55 2016 No.15103985 >>15103972 People can, but only if the monster girl is in complete charge of you in every way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:48:14 2016 No.15103993 >>15103984 He had absolutely nothing to post about other than calling out a topic. You should know by now how to spot a shitposter.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:48:21 2016 No.15103995 >>15103985 Nah.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:48:42 2016 No.15103996 >>15103984 Bringing anything /pol/ related belongs on /pol/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:49:13 2016 No.15103997 >>15103980 What do you like to headcanon anon?

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:49:43 2016 No.15104002

>>15103956
>>15103962
What can I say? It had curvy girls (Which are the kind that my dick responds to the most) in various situations either having consensual or forced sex with beastmen. Though my favorite scene was human women drugged up on an aphrodisiac gas in an orgy with beastmen, turning into female versions through sex to be sold as 'pets'

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:51:11 2016 No.15104007 >>15103995 Yes anon, that's how this thread works. The opposite is never talked about aside from when fights go on or when some anons want to shitpost.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:51:28 2016 No.15104008 >>15103996 Define "/pol/ related"

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:51:52 2016 No.15104009 >>15104002 Where's the incest in that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:52:50 2016 No.15104013 >>15104008 Bringing up stuff only /pol/tards would bring up brety ez

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:53:06 2016 No.15104015 >>15104002 Ehh. I may like that for the degradation aspect.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:53:37 2016 No.15104018 http://i.imgur.com/LigaMeg.png Here, take this so the shitpost cycle can end.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:53:44 2016 No.15104019 >>15104013 So by that logic you broke your own rule numerous times by bring up /pol/ itself when nobody would've said a word otherwise and things would've died down near-instantly. Why are you not banned yet?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:54:36 2016 No.15104023 >>15104002 I'm getting a ton of ALF flashbacks from that, specifically where the artist is a guro fag who often uses has ALF literally eat girls in horrific fashion.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:54:43 2016 No.15104024 >>15104013 But /pol/tards aren't the only ones that bring up the Trump = Hitler shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:55:45 2016 No.15104027 >>15104018 It's too late, brother

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:55:50 2016 No.15104028 >>15104007 You couldn't pay me to care about your "posting standards".

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:56:46 2016 No.15104032 >>15104018 >Chesires >In charge of stopping shitposting Hah Fagcat pls go

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:57:08 2016 No.15104033 >>15104018 Easily one of the best greentexts we've had.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:58:05 2016 No.15104035 >>15104028 I can bet once this fight is over you won't post shit about maledom or whatever until another fight starts.

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:58:22 2016 No.15104037

>>15104009
Oh. One of the chapters has basically an Ara Ara Cait Sith living with two humans decide she wants a family of her own, so she fucks her male owner. Now, because of the way the degeneracy works just having sex or getting hit with sperm/vaginal fluids from these damned furries turns you into one of them, he ends up becoming a beastman himself and loses his mind.

Then when his younger sister comes in, she gets double teamed by Cait Sith and her furry brother and transformed as well. Since she can't remember who he is or who she is afterwards they just spend the last few pages of the chapter fucking like beasts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:58:44 2016 No.15104040 >>15104027 We're at the end of the posting cycle, what is there to be done to have better posting standard on /mgg/

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:59:27 2016 No.15104041 >>15104035 Well duh, it would get shitposted to hell by gentlemen such as yourself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:00:05 2016 No.15104045 >>15104040 >what is there to be done to have better posting standard on /mgg/ Oh I know which monstergirl wud jojo fug

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:00:47 2016 No.15104050 >>15104002 Is this by Jyoka?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:01:17 2016 No.15104052 When will this hell end? >>15104045 A Dullahan.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:01:28 2016 No.15104055 >>15104041 >So pathetic you won't post your shit fetish because of the big scary shitposters How sad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:02:30 2016 No.15104061 >>15104037 >spoiler of furry incest mindbreak Christ man

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:02:42 2016 No.15104062 >>15104045 A haughty Vampire.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:03:33 2016 No.15104065 >>15104055 Yeah, that's about what I expected.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:04:04 2016 No.15104069 >>15104045 A Kejourou

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:05:51 2016 No.15104073 >>15104069 No anon, that's the thief.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:06:16 2016 No.15104074 >>15103932 Can you point me to the places in the world guide where it says that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:06:23 2016 No.15104075 >>15104045 a ghost a punchy ghost

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:08:08 2016 No.15104081 http://imgur.com/98q2BSn What car would you're MG waifu drive?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:09:04 2016 No.15104089 >>15104081 >you are mg waifu drive ANON NO.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:09:23 2016 No.15104091 >>15104081 A car sweeper.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:10:04 2016 No.15104093 >>15104081 >Alp We save massive amounts of money on vehicles/insurance/gas/maintenance/etc. when she learns how to teleport.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:10:08 2016 No.15104094 >>15104081 Toyota AE86

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:11:07 2016 No.15104100 >>15104081 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smnrA_ZROZY

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:12:20 2016 No.15104106 >>15104081 She can't drive.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:12:30 2016 No.15104107 >>15104089 How fucking new are you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:13:02 2016 No.15104109 >>15104093 You might save money, but the price is being an actual fag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:13:17 2016 No.15104110 >>15104081 Jokes on you we teleport everywhere. Who needs a car when you can go anywhere you want instantly with no side effects.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:14:09 2016 No.15104113 >>15103930 Sounds like hyperbole to me. I haven't seen anyone excessively complaining about Hellhounds.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:14:17 2016 No.15104115 >>15104073 Man I can't wait to see that animated. Koichi parts are some of my favorite Parts of Part 4.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:14:38 2016 No.15104117 >>15104109 And getting an alp pregnant with my gaybabies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:15:31 2016 No.15104120 >>15104115 Yeah job fucking done fuck you fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:15:44 2016 No.15104121 Flashing is a serious problem in MGC and the police are doing nothing about it!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:16:23 2016 No.15104124 >>15104120 What?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:16:39 2016 No.15104125 >>15104115 I wish he was still voiced by Romi Park, even if Kaiji was a good Johnny Joestar.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:16:42 2016 No.15104127 >>15104115 I can't wait for Act Three and Highway Star.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:17:07 2016 No.15104128 >>15104093 >Alp Hah, Alps are cute.

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:18:06 2016 No.15104130 [DELETED]

>>15104113
Even during its inception the collective thought was "finally an mg that is not going to end up being another gap moe character by thread consensus
>>15104115
We live in a world where jojo is given the HD treatment. It's a good world indeed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:18:40 2016 No.15104135 >>15104023 Fatalpulse, or whatever he's called these days?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:18:55 2016 No.15104137 >>15104081 Same answer as last time, Yetis would drive Jeep Wranglers

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:19:20 2016 No.15104139 >>15104121 I know, right? Innocent monster girls getting flashed by unscrupulous human men and the police are enjoying the show instead of doing anything about it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:19:24 2016 No.15104140 >>15104050 Yes. >>15104061 Hey man, the dick likes what the dick likes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:20:05 2016 No.15104141 >>15104127 The fucking motorbike scene better be perfect. >>15104130 Good times. How would you handle a yandere Kejourou?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:20:49 2016 No.15104143 >>15104128 Fuck off to /d/. There's plenty of threads for you there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:20:58 2016 No.15104144 >>15104081 I don't think most monstergirls should be allowed to drive.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:22:30 2016 No.15104148 >>15104143 Stay mad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:23:34 2016 No.15104150 I want a Lich little sister.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:23:49 2016 No.15104152 >>15104135 Yeah, that's the guy. >>15104140 Whatevs, you do you. >>15104141 If fight bringing the sheers, if flight bringing the hair static, if fuck, bringing the lube and the barry white tunes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:24:59 2016 No.15104157 >>15104130 Hellhound has been shitposting bait since release day. Also a lot of the fanart is somehow really bad despite the design being good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:25:07 2016 No.15104158 >>15104148 >can't think of an excuse for his tranny fetish >"lel you just mad" Come on now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:25:19 2016 No.15104159 >>15104144 The hunter and warrior types would have better spacial awareness than most women, so it should be fine. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scbMxtxAxqU

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:26:00 2016 No.15104162 >>15103961 I miss kevin

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:28:21 2016 No.15104170 >>15104150 I want a Lich imouto and Lich onee-san. Best of both worlds and I get to help one sister with her work while learning from the other.

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:28:29 2016 No.15104171

>>15104159
I'm more worried about the practicality of their monsterparts being able to drive. Like, how is a centaur or lamia going to drive? Then you also have to take into account loli and shortstack MG's that can't even see over the steering wheel. Finally there's the concern that they'd be very susceptible to being distracted by trying to give their male passenger a handjob while driving.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:28:44 2016 No.15104174 >>15104152 >Whatevs, you do you. Glad we could reach an accord without shit flinging, I'm not proud of all the stuff I've fapped to but hey, who can honestly say they are?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:29:46 2016 No.15104182 >>15104174 I'm gonna do you then I'm gonna do myself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:29:48 2016 No.15104183 >>15104158 I don't need an excuse for anything, you on the other hand are visibly upset which entertains me greatly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:30:23 2016 No.15104186 >back at page 9 Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:31:18 2016 No.15104191 >>15104150 I'm curious how that would work. Would she call you "onii-san" in an emotionless voice? Try to conduct "experiments" on you, and pout if don't let her?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:31:21 2016 No.15104193 >>15104170 That sounds nice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:31:41 2016 No.15104197 >>15104186 What did you expect Anon, we're already maxed out our images, this is usually the end result.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:32:00 2016 No.15104199 >>15104171 Then they don't drive. We have license tests for a reason. I'm sure a snekgirl can drive a snek no problem though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:32:42 2016 No.15104205 >>15104191 Yes, not to mention she'll raise loli minions and show to them how great of a brother you are.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:33:39 2016 No.15104210 >>15104183 >>>/d/6774632

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:35:53 2016 No.15104223 >>15104210 Okay, thanks for the sauce I guess?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:38:29 2016 No.15104242 >>15104205 Eventually she'll get older and enter High School. Of course, despite being a literal genius in terms of her intellect, she'll still look up to you as though you're smarter simply because you're her big brother.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:39:57 2016 No.15104252 >>15104210 That doujin was fucking great. "I died during my heat. Isn't that sad?"

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:41:19 2016 No.15104258 >>15104242 I wouldn't have it any other way. I don't know how she'll react when I bring over my Mantis friend though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:44:53 2016 No.15104266 I love when shitposters try to switch back to talking about monster girls and those posts get removed as well when they get banned Desperate

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:46:43 2016 No.15104278 >>15104266 I love when anons dig up old shitposts instead of staying on topic. Pathetic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:47:19 2016 No.15104282 >>15104266 Wrong. The mod will delete all posts linking to the shitposts as well. That's just standard procedure. Didn't you know that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:47:43 2016 No.15104285 >>15104182 Doppleganger Potion is a helluva drug, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:48:06 2016 No.15104290 >A paladin girl and a monstergirl will never compete over your attention fair and square without any dirty tricks or transformation

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:51:28 2016 No.15104303 wip http://sta.sh/021xp348a5k8 commissions are open etc etc

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:53:21 2016 No.15104310 >>15104290 STOP RHYMING YOU SMUG FAGGOT CAT I KNOW THAT'S YOU

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:53:37 2016 No.15104312 >>15104303 What place in line is the yeti req? No rush, just curious

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:53:42 2016 No.15104313 >>15104210 That was great. Got any more like it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:54:07 2016 No.15104314 >>15104303 Where's your commission info?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:54:27 2016 No.15104315 >>15104303 I wish I had some disposable income, because you can draw some fine soft chicks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:56:26 2016 No.15104323 >>15104312 RNG >>15104314 http://phanaxial.deviantart.com/art/Commission-Page-Updated-564953841

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:56:33 2016 No.15104325 >>15104310 Oh wow it really did rhyme, wasn't really my intention Thanks for pointing it out, now you got my attention :^)

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:57:38 2016 No.15104330 >>15104303 It's wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:57:49 2016 No.15104333 >>15104310 I miss limerick anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:58:36 2016 No.15104337 Tall tanukis with titanic titties!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 19:59:44 2016 No.15104343 >>15104337 I approve wholeheartedly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:00:09 2016 No.15104346 >>15104337 "with" should have been "toting" 3/10.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:00:13 2016 No.15104347 >>15104337 Slender succulent sahuagin swimming seductively!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:00:55 2016 No.15104355 >>15104347 Now we're talking

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:00:56 2016 No.15104354 >>15104290 Paladin girl and Unicorn jousting for your affection!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:01:02 2016 No.15104356 >>15104337 How many glacies do they run into?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:01:22 2016 No.15104359 >>15104258 Sounds like a bad idea, you might end up making your imouto jealous, or even worse, you they might end up becoming good friends.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:01:33 2016 No.15104362 >>15104343 She wants you to see her assets

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:01:54 2016 No.15104366 >>15104310 Wow anon, don't be so rude.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:02:03 2016 No.15104368 Would you a fox girl with a love of flying?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:02:33 2016 No.15104371 >>15104337 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:03:11 2016 No.15104374 >>15104359 Why would them becoming friends be a bad thing? That means I can bring her over all the time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:03:17 2016 No.15104376 >>15104355 Charybdis cooking cold clams cliffside!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:03:53 2016 No.15104382 >>15104347 Large lactating Lich lumps locomoting lovingly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:04:13 2016 No.15104385 >>15104368 mofucopter?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:05:25 2016 No.15104389 >>15104368 You had me at "fox girl"

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:06:43 2016 No.15104395 >>15104382 Assailing Aspara Assaulting Anon Artistically.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:06:58 2016 No.15104397 >>15104368 Is she a loli with two tails?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:10:16 2016 No.15104417 >>15104389 Get back into mofu rehab, anon. It's for your own good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:10:22 2016 No.15104419 I want to be the guy who narrates stories of Anons meeting their monstergirl soulmates and living their happily? everafters

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:11:53 2016 No.15104431 >>15104368 How does she fly? Is she a magical kitsune who can manipulate gravity with ease?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:12:06 2016 No.15104434 >>15104417 But I don't want to get better.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:12:13 2016 No.15104436 All right you meme loving fucks, time to come clean with some of your dirty secrets. I actually have a male monster folder specifically for trolling this thread and the MGQ one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:13:06 2016 No.15104441 >>15104419 Better practice your Gilbert Gottfried voice, then. I won't accept anything else.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:13:08 2016 No.15104442 >>15104419 Will you fuck around with stupid scenarios? Please do so.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:13:08 2016 No.15104443 >>15104419 So do it, by writefagging about it.

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:13:33 2016 No.15104449

>>15104419
>Still have the idea on the back of my head of an anon thinking about his MG waifu and his waifu in an alternate universe thinking about him but both thinking they're fictional
>until hocus pocus alakazam happens and they end up together
>ft. Berenstein Universe bullshit that makes those universes merge in the first place to get them together

And it'll never get written

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:14:59 2016 No.15104458 >>15104436 I save a lot of monstergirl pictures that i find on danbooru with the "genderswap" tag. I also have requested a bunch of alp pictures, including alp meido.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:15:50 2016 No.15104465 >>15104436 I pick up hobbies and drop them often because they become more difficult and bothersome than I'd like to deal with. >>15104449 I swear to hell literal reality warping is the deus ex machina of weak art house films.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:17:14 2016 No.15104471 I miss Crayonfag

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:18:27 2016 No.15104477 >>15104436 Shitposting ironically is still shitposting. Even animals aren't as dumb as you. They know not to shit where they eat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:19:03 2016 No.15104478 >>15104436 I requested the manticore bullying the alp image and I want to request another.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:19:27 2016 No.15104482 >>15104477 This

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:19:29 2016 No.15104483 >>15104449 A boy falls in love with a girl...

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:19:50 2016 No.15104486 >>15104441 I'm still practicing my Tony Wedgwood voice RIP >>15104442 Why of course, don't see why not. >>15104443 Once I break the "block", sure.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:20:00 2016 No.15104489 >>15104465 Good thing it wouldn't be a film amirite

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:20:41 2016 No.15104492 >>15104436 I'm sad that I'll be dropping the Kobold-daughterufag persona soon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:20:52 2016 No.15104494 >>15104489 Just don't go full Keit ai

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:21:44 2016 No.15104501 >>15104492 At least writefag about the scenarios, you lazy shit. Still waiting on that medical roleplay threesome.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:23:59 2016 No.15104513 >>15104492 That's a pity.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:24:03 2016 No.15104514 >>15104477 Fucking this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:24:25 2016 No.15104517 >>15104501 That's exactly what I'm doing anon, It's just when I post it I don't feel like I'll be allowed to shitpost incognito anymore.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:25:05 2016 No.15104523 >>15104492 Are you finally writing about it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:25:29 2016 No.15104527 >>15104477 This. de_stroyed

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:25:38 2016 No.15104529 >>15104523 Slowly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:26:10 2016 No.15104531 >>15104517 So you're a named writefag aren't you? Average?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:26:11 2016 No.15104532 >>15104492 Fucking write it, faggot!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:26:15 2016 No.15104533 >>15104436 I got into monster girls by CoC before MGQ

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:26:49 2016 No.15104536 >>15104531 Not Average, no.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:26:57 2016 No.15104538 >>15104081 >Lizardman A cavalier

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:26:59 2016 No.15104540 >>15104517 I wouldn't call the kobold daughteru stuff shitposting. And if you truly want, you can create a second Pastebin account for the stories. Just give it a name like "Throwaway3861" or something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:27:14 2016 No.15104542 >>15104436 All my writefaggotry was purely mental masturbation and I only continued because I liked the attention.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:27:50 2016 No.15104543 >>15104531 More likely Quicksilver.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:28:08 2016 No.15104544 >>15104542 Same here anon, same here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:28:09 2016 No.15104545 >>15104536 Damn.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:29:16 2016 No.15104549 >>15104492 I'm not. I hope small penis fucks off too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:30:59 2016 No.15104554 >>15104492 I was thinking your lack of posts was suspicious. Now I know why.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:31:25 2016 No.15104557 >>15104549 who

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:32:20 2016 No.15104560 >>15104419 Bummer, man

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:32:47 2016 No.15104564 >>15104557 Just some guy who spammed the posts with the obnoxious "I want _________________________!" posts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:33:09 2016 No.15104566 >>15104436 I've had to cut back on the samefagging recently because it's ingrained into my thoughts now and I can't help but think of witty replies to myself wherever I go.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:34:54 2016 No.15104571 >Walking through demon realm town >monsters and humans walking on the streets >you see one fidgety elf >upon closer inspection her clothes are nothing but body paint >she notices you noticing and just smiles

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:34:56 2016 No.15104572 >>15104564 But a lot of people do the "I want" thing. Does he reply to specific posts with that stuff or something?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:35:52 2016 No.15104574 >>15104572 Like I said, just some guy, another white noise post in the background of our 24 hour posting cycle.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:36:45 2016 No.15104578 >You will never hunt a Mantis in her own territory, slam her against a tree and fuck her silly right then and there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:37:28 2016 No.15104581 >>15104436 You guys are the closest thing I have to a group of friends.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:37:29 2016 No.15104583 >>15104571 >"Aren't you cold or something, lady?"

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:39:04 2016 No.15104585 >>15104571 She must be freezing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:40:21 2016 No.15104589 >>15104581 Outside my study group, you're pretty much the only friends I got that I'm want to hang around all day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:41:23 2016 No.15104592 >>15104578 Truly a shame.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:41:25 2016 No.15104593 >>15104581 >>15104589 Same to this too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:41:28 2016 No.15104596 >>15104581 Same, but that's because nobody I know in real life share my interests, and I grew to loathe other people too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:46:27 2016 No.15104617 >>15104578 >you will never cover yourself with mud so a Mantis won't be able to see you That works on Mantises, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:47:01 2016 No.15104621 >>15104581 Same here. Never really realised it until now Through the thick and thin

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:49:54 2016 No.15104630 >>15104617 It's your fantasy anon, it can work if you want it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:51:31 2016 No.15104636 >>15104617 They rely on movement. So it would be more like the Trex scene from Jurassic Park than Predator.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:52:09 2016 No.15104638 >All this arguing WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE DAUGHTERUS!?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:52:49 2016 No.15104639 >>15104638 That's all I can ever think about anon, trust me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:52:57 2016 No.15104640 >>15104638 But there's There's no arguing?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:54:13 2016 No.15104644 >>15104638 What arguing you fucking nigger

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:56:08 2016 No.15104650 >>15104638 Well, Kobold daughteru anon is probably still here, so that's at least one guy thinking about them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:57:04 2016 No.15104653 >>15104644 Fuck you

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:58:16 2016 No.15104656 >>15104650 Yes, this >>15104639 is me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:58:34 2016 No.15104657 >>15104653 Fuck YOU

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:59:32 2016 No.15104661 >>15104657 Que te jodan

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:59:35 2016 No.15104663 >>15104657 ＦＵＣＫ　ＹＯＵ

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:59:49 2016 No.15104664 >>15104638 I want three loli Kakuens jumping on my bed, then rushing to the aid of one who fell off and bumped her head.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 21:01:17 2016 No.15104670 >>15104664 stupid monkeys when will they learn NO MORE MONKEYS JUMPING ON THE BED!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 21:01:17 2016 No.15104671 >>15104657 >>15104663 You guys gonna vomit on each other now?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 21:01:24 2016 No.15104672 >>15104657 ah, fuck you leatherhead

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 21:01:57 2016 No.15104676 >>15104661 >>15104663 K H U Y T E B E

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 21:02:22 2016 No.15104680 >>15104656 But why Kobolds? I mean, sure, they're cute and non-aggressive, but they aren't unique in that regard so there has to be more to it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 21:02:58 2016 No.15104682 >>15104670 They'll be sent to bed with freshly spanked bottoms unless they stop.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 21:03:08 2016 No.15104684 >>15104545 im here but on my phone

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 21:03:11 2016 No.15104685 WURMS! Fucking WURMS!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 21:04:55 2016 No.15104692 >>15104684 Is you comp busted or something?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 21:06:25 2016 No.15104697 >>15104680 You want to know the honest truth? Kobold just popped into my head one day while thinking of a nice monstergirl to sexually exploit because the thread started to hate mausposting. I never thought it'd become waifuism.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 21:07:47 2016 No.15104699 >>15104676 haista vittu :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 21:10:22 2016 No.15104706 >>15104685 What did the Wurms do? I hope you aren't bullying them again anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 21:12:34 2016 No.15104717 >>15104697 That's a lot simpler than I imagined, but I'm always happy to have more posters around who talk about Kobolds.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 21:12:37 2016 No.15104718 >>15104692 >>15104692 Nope. Just checking in at work

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 21:13:52 2016 No.15104724 >>15104718 Alrighty then, glad to see you're still alive.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 21:13:58 2016 No.15104725 >>15104717 They truly are one of the most underrated girls around.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 21:14:44 2016 No.15104728 >>15104699 ∩O⅄ ʞƆ∩Ⅎ

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 21:15:13 2016 No.15104731 >>15104724 Alive is relative but I'm here. >>15104725

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 21:17:20 2016 No.15104740 >>15104724 >glad to see you're still alive. Dude, he does his signoff post every single night. How can you think he's dead?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 21:18:20 2016 No.15104744 >>15104740 I can't believe I forgot about that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 21:32:16 2016 No.15104790 Gonna bully a zombie

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 21:35:43 2016 No.15104809 >>15104790 But she's just going to moan "Nooooooooo" and clumsily flail at you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 21:36:13 2016 No.15104811 >>15104542 It really sucks when you find out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 21:37:15 2016 No.15104817 >>15104790 >Bullying the poor zombie girls You fucking quadruple nigger.

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 21:37:20 2016 No.15104818

>>15104436

I can't really think of anything too interesting but

I'm responsible for most if not all Kejourou posts around here. No surprise there though.

I have a big list of Kejourou headcanon that I plan to type out if only to just have it all organized.

Give her the B

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 21:38:00 2016 No.15104820 >>15104818 Are you planning on sharing it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 21:38:11 2016 No.15104822 >>15104663 Fuck you leatherman, maybe you and I should settle it right here in the ring

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 21:39:14 2016 No.15104827 >>15104820 Sure

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 21:39:52 2016 No.15104830 >>15104725 Yeah, it's a pity. They're so fucking adorable and lend themselves so well to pet pay.

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 21:39:55 2016 No.15104832

>>15104542
>>15104811

Actually, that's true of most altruistic behaviour. Even though people think it's a selfless act, the reward is actually the praise and respect of others made aware of it. That's why psych studies have shown a perilous decline in the chances of people performing a charitable act when it will be done anonymously, rather than associated with them personally.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 21:40:42 2016 No.15104836 >>15104832 Selflessness doesn't exist.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 21:41:12 2016 No.15104839 >>15104809 Then I'm gonna sweep her up in a hug and kiss her right in the nose! >>15104817 I'm not gonna bully her that bad, just some light teasing is all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 21:47:01 2016 No.15104858 >>15104436 I talk about and come up with lewd scenarios of fetishes and monster girls I have no interest in otherwise, when I see posts trying to start up a discussion of either but not getting any replies. I don't even know why I do it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 21:48:42 2016 No.15104863 >>15104839 Please don't, she has enough trouble thinking as it is. You'll fry her!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 21:50:23 2016 No.15104868 >>15104839 People bullying zombies to any extent deserve to get swarmed by a horde of hungry zombie girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 21:53:51 2016 No.15104888 >>15104863 I can't help myself when it comes to zombies anon, I just have to love and tease them! >>15104868 That's fine, then I get to make love to each zombie telling them just how cute they are to me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 21:54:03 2016 No.15104889 >>15104477 Sounds like you're mad jelly of all my delicious (You)s. Don't worry, you'll be on my level one day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 21:55:59 2016 No.15104894 >>15104839 Zombie girls are for assembling! http://imgur.com/dkxV45T

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 21:56:39 2016 No.15104895 Would I be able to fool monstergirls into not attacking me if I wore a concealing robe and a tiki mask at all times?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 21:57:15 2016 No.15104897 >>15104894 No dummy, that's robit girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 21:58:57 2016 No.15104900 >>15104653 Fuck you

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 21:59:03 2016 No.15104901 >>15104894 Zombina is would be top tier if not for all the cons Crabman slapped onto her

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 22:01:00 2016 No.15104907 >>15104901 >Expecting literal Zombies not to have loads of problems

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 22:02:19 2016 No.15104911 >>15104907 I think he means how she's a dirty fujoshi.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 22:03:43 2016 No.15104916 >>15104907 >Defending Crabman garbage Go back to /a/

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 22:04:05 2016 No.15104919 >>15104901 Brand her with the Dark Sigil. That'll solve everything.

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 22:04:44 2016 No.15104922

>>15104888
>That's fine, then I get to make love to each zombie
Joke's on you! They'll eventually all turn into Wights that way and you'll end up all drained under a pile of cold, clammy, alabaster flesh. Also lots of pouting when they remember all the teasing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 22:08:36 2016 No.15104939 >>15104922 I'm completely fine with having a horde of Wight wives, then I can tease them even harder!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 22:09:06 2016 No.15104941 >>15104916 >Defending Hardly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 22:12:13 2016 No.15104958 >>15104916 what's your problem with crab anon"?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 22:21:26 2016 No.15104994 >>15104939 Nonsense. Wights are perfect, no way they'd fall for some petty teasing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 22:22:29 2016 No.15104999 >>15104994 Says you anon, those Wights will fall before my skills!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 22:23:46 2016 No.15105001 Now that I'm reading Cupid's bio again, it really does make the whole love ordeal look silly as fuck Why are all Eros' servants so weird?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 22:25:11 2016 No.15105005 >>15104994 >TFW we don't have a dedicated Wightfag like RS is the Manticorefag It hurts in my heart of hearts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 22:33:16 2016 No.15105041 >>15105005 RSanon = Manticorefag Gauf = Ushi-onifag Murchez = Kejouroufag Punaldin = Lichfag Bob = Fagfag

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 22:36:21 2016 No.15105054 >>15105001 Eroslam is a religion of love, nothing weird about it

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 22:36:35 2016 No.15105056 >>15105041 I thought Gauf was more of a fluffy tail kinda guy. Also, Penywise is well versed in writing Undead girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 22:38:03 2016 No.15105060 >>15105054 >eroslam Do her followers jam too?

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 22:40:27 2016 No.15105068

>>15105041
RSAnon = Manticorefag
Gauf = Fluffytailfag/Ushi-Onifag
Murchez = Kejouroufag
Punaldin = Lichfag
Bob = Futafag
Bollocks = Whinyfag
Alp = Snow Mongols need not apply Stinkypedefag
Penywise = Ghoulfag
Harblador = Abominationfag
Sukiru Ikeda = Literally-Worse-Than-Hitlerfag
Thunderbrother = Not-a-fag
ELH = Blueballfag ILASSA PORN WHEN
LDR = Vampirefag
Silent_II = 420Scyllafag

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 22:40:50 2016 No.15105071 I want to see if it's possible to over feed a succubutt with sex

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 22:40:58 2016 No.15105073 >>15105060 Yes

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 22:41:17 2016 No.15105077 >>15105068 >lewding Ilassa That feels like it defeats the purpose.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 22:42:09 2016 No.15105080 >>15105068 >tfw you're not in the list ;_;

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 22:43:35 2016 No.15105087 >>15105080 We're not supposed to be, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 22:45:58 2016 No.15105096 >>15105080 Meh, it's fine. If you spread out over things you don't get an identity

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 22:46:01 2016 No.15105097 >>15105041 >>15105068 Don't forget Trader = Fatfag

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 22:46:14 2016 No.15105098 >>15105080 Literally the only four names to watch out for are Ikeda, Alp, Bob and his tumorous little shoulder growth Bollocks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 22:46:17 2016 No.15105099 >>15105080 I feel honored to be among the many who slipped into obscurity.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 22:56:01 2016 No.15105135 >>15105080 I'm surprised I wasn't named. But I guess when I never write anything anymore, that makes sense.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 22:58:07 2016 No.15105143 >>15105135 >>15105087 >>15105080 >wanting to be a meme

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 23:00:04 2016 No.15105147 >>15105143 >not wanting to be a meme

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 23:00:08 2016 No.15105148 YOU WILL SURRENDER TO THE MIGH-- Oh wait, shit, you guys wasted all the images? The hell guys? Ah well, guess it'll just have to wait a day or two when this one falls off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 23:00:31 2016 No.15105152 >>15105143 But the only meme I was known for was made up by Alp.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 23:07:06 2016 No.15105168 >>15105148 Woah shit, for a moment there I thought Candlejack got you. Good th

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 23:07:21 2016 No.15105169 >>15105068 >RSAnon is manticore fag >Not .less, who has probably drawn five times as many manticores as any other artist.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 23:08:01 2016 No.15105171 >>15105080 Me neither senpai, but that probably won't be true in due time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 23:10:53 2016 No.15105180 >>15105168 I wish I had the last image so I could convey being disappointed with you. http://i.imgur.com/dALKvPn.gifv

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 23:12:07 2016 No.15105182

>>15105169
I'm referring to writefags, which is why people like Bob and Bollocks were included too when the latter's heels are so fucking calloused and gnarled by now from refusing to write like a faggot who does nothing but complain about THIS THREAD in IRC that it's a wonder he hasn't an hero'd.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 23:16:38 2016 No.15105198 >>15105068 RecapAnon = Hero the thread didn't deserve RecapAnon2 = Hero the thread did deserve

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 23:20:30 2016 No.15105217 >>15105198 >RecapAnon2 = Hero the thread did deserve You mean that Greens guy? Fuck him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 23:23:41 2016 No.15105230 >>15105198 RecapAnon2 was called the Greens, but yes he was a massive faggot with an ego over his shit recaps.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 23:26:18 2016 No.15105240 >>15105068 Half of those aren't even waifu fags.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 23:29:24 2016 No.15105253 Did you folks notice RSanon is on TFT now? Neat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 23:31:45 2016 No.15105257 >>15105253 >TFT >Using triggerwords on /mgt/

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 23:33:09 2016 No.15105261 >>15105253 >Neat Oh, so this is bait. Kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 23:34:19 2016 No.15105266 I don't want to be raped!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 23:36:13 2016 No.15105275 >>15105266 I don't want to be a walking meme!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 23:37:14 2016 No.15105278 >>15105266 Same, I want to rape the monster girls

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 23:38:48 2016 No.15105286 >>15105261 How is saying RS is on TFT bait? It's easier to read than pastebin.

snib Wed Apr 20 23:39:27 2016 No.15105288

Ayyy dudes, new sketch poll.

http://www.anonvote.com/poll/g531627df

I'll be giving a few websites a try in the coming polls, but if anyone has any recommendations for sites that are easy to use and don't require registration, I'd appreciate your input.

Pls vote pls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 23:40:52 2016 No.15105292 >>15105087 Wait, so the list is a bad thing? We're hating on Penywise and Thunderbrother now?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 23:41:46 2016 No.15105295 >>15105292 Nobody cares. Move on.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 23:42:00 2016 No.15105296 >>15105288 >manticore oneechan and Jenna Oh fug, this is a good list.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 23:43:34 2016 No.15105299 >>15105295 You cared enough to post a comment and solve a captcha.

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 23:44:04 2016 No.15105304

>>15105288
>Go to poll
>Annoyed to see adds at the bottom, so scroll up
>Vote on something mildly interesting
>Goes to view poll results
>BATTLE READY KOBOLD VS MONSTERS UNDER BED
>MFW I missed this poll option because I didn't scroll to the bottom, to avoid seeing annoying adds.
>Furiously click back, try to re-cast vote
>Can't

Goddamn it. Just use polldaddy next time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 23:46:08 2016 No.15105311 >>15105304 >BATTLE READY KOBOLD VS MONSTERS UNDER BED If it's any consolation that shit idea is winning.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 23:47:05 2016 No.15105317 >>15105288 >Jenna I love you snib

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 23:47:56 2016 No.15105323 >>15105311 A sore and salty loser is just a freshly-turned Alp, Anon.

Anonymous Wed Apr 20 23:56:01 2016 No.15105343

>>15105253
>>15105286
TFT is also pretty much the only site to put MG writefaggotry/drawfaggotry that you want seen by others easily. Otherwise you're stuck with lists and pastebins.

I've noticed Losenis put his dragon story there at roughly the same time he posted the pastebin here recently, too, so that's yet another guy going on TFT.

I'm talking about the site strictly as a hosting service, not about what community it can attract.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 00:04:44 2016 No.15105366 >>15103678 stream continuing

Anonymous Thu Apr 21 00:08:12 2016 No.15105375

>>15105343
More like the community it attracted. Past tense.

Fuck it in any case. I get so tired of the people trying to go "It's not so bad bro. Introduce to more people bro." Not even a thing really. Loads of the old pastebins have tens of thousands of views. It's not the advantage you think it is. And it's not just a hosting anything. It gets the reputation of who uses it, and who uses it is pretty bad all around. All the monsterboys, furries and /d/ stuff alone is enough reason to pass. Their content control blows.

Anybody got that one cap from the other day?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 00:08:16 2016 No.15105376 >>15105253 Something about that site just puts a bad taste in my mouth, probably because it was made just to spite the guy who runs the blog. But if people want to put their stuff on it then fair play to them, no need to try and shit on them for it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 00:10:32 2016 No.15105380 >>15105376 >it was made just to spite the guy who runs the blog lol the only reason elh thought he has ass cancer is because he's always rumprustled

Anonymous Thu Apr 21 00:10:57 2016 No.15105382

>>15105375
As an actual writefag, I can tell you easily 80% of pastebin hits are bots farming for credit card numbers or other valuable data dumps. Average pastebin gets 30-70 hits (depending on hours and topic) after the first few days. If you think tens of thousands of hits are from /mgt/ anons, you're deluding yourself mate.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 00:13:17 2016 No.15105386 This thread is so long it's fucking with the way I scroll. I've never seen that happen before.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 00:14:37 2016 No.15105389 >>15105382 >only /mgt/ uses pastebin k

Anonymous Thu Apr 21 00:14:39 2016 No.15105390

>>15105382
As an actual writefag, I can tell you that you're lying. First 300 or so hits are bots from the first few days. Most of the rest is actual people. These stories get spread around everywhere if people like them. Average of a decent known writefag is about 1200 hits after a couple months.

People with long updating stories especially tend to rack up loads of hits after a year or two.

Anonymous Thu Apr 21 00:16:23 2016 No.15105395

>>15105382
You realize that you can stop bots from reading your pastes just by keeping it unlisted for a few hours right? The bots only scour the list of recent additions.
Some writefags get 500 or so views in two years while others get far more, it makes no sense to think the bots all pile in on some pastebins but not others.

Anonymous Thu Apr 21 00:16:52 2016 No.15105397

>>15105389
>>15105390

My 30-70 number is setting a paste to private (to avoid bots) and only posting it on this pastebin. That's how I crunched what proportion are bots, by comparing it to non-private pastes and comparing the numbers. People copying the link elsewhere manually won't matter, since that can be done with private links the same as public ones.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 00:16:57 2016 No.15105398 >>15105386 Stop using a toaster, or a phone, or a TOASTER PHONE by Wurmco®

Anonymous Thu Apr 21 00:17:54 2016 No.15105400

>>15105382
Really >>15105375 , these threads average about 200-300 unique IP hits over half a week. And at least a portion of those are false hits due to dynamic IPs changing every few hours.

Hell, I doubt /mgt/ + /monster/ + MGU + MGR + whatever else would reach a measly 2000 unique users total. Nevermind tenthousand.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 00:18:18 2016 No.15105403 >>15105398 I'm not on a toaster, It's not a memory thing, I think it has something to do with resolution or scrolling DPI, I don't know.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 00:19:10 2016 No.15105405 >>15105398 Calls friends AND toasts bread. Truly wurms are masters of invention.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 00:19:14 2016 No.15105406 >>15105382 With that guy on the wiki listing most of our work on his page and the other chan occasionally mentioning our writing, that makes two more sites to get readers from.

Anonymous Thu Apr 21 00:22:10 2016 No.15105413

>>15105400
>Thinking a claim of multiple k hits are from unique users and not returning users for updates and stuff

Anon, plz. The other guy just isn't a very successful writefag anyway if he's only getting 30-60 people to read his stuff. I get almost two hundred unlisted when I post a new thing, just here. That does explain him grasping at TFT though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 00:22:22 2016 No.15105415 >>15105382 So how come there are anons who have a single one shot with 1000 or so views on their pastebin but also feature pastes with only a few hundred?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 00:23:46 2016 No.15105416 Wouldn't arguing about views be pointless if you can just upload your work to both sites?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 00:24:13 2016 No.15105418 I want to give a chubby wurm pie because she's so cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 00:24:30 2016 No.15105420 >>15105413 This. 30 - 60 hits is what you get in a couple of hours when unlisted. If left unlisted the number still grows.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 00:24:36 2016 No.15105421 >>15105413 >>15105415 I said 30-70 in the first day or two; follow the comment chain back up. The two or three other writefags I've seen use private links to survey actual readership have gotten similar numbers for the <48 hour threshold.

Anonymous Thu Apr 21 00:28:26 2016 No.15105423

>>15105413
>Thinking a claim of multiple k hits are from unique users and not returning users for updates and stuff

Uhh, follow the comment chain back up anon. That claim is from the guy he's arguing against.

>Loads of the old pastebins have tens of thousands of views.

Either he's implying they're unique users, else somehow "a few people viewing the same thing over and over and over" is supposed to be an argument for the size of a community.

Anonymous Thu Apr 21 00:28:41 2016 No.15105425

>>15105416
Not if you don't want to upload to both. It's a half measure really. The people who do both don't want to alienate their existing base but want a new one too. That doesn't say much about the superiority of bland textville vs monsterboy central.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 00:31:16 2016 No.15105431 >>15105423 Even if only 1 in 10 is unique, that's still indicative of stuff getting spread around a lot. Just because something is posted to pastebin doesn't mean it's only seen here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 00:35:20 2016 No.15105442 >>15105375 The community there is just awful in general, and I'm not even talking about the monsterboy stuff. Just a quick glance at the shoutbox there tells you they have bigger ego issues than this place does.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 00:38:44 2016 No.15105454 >>15105442 Anybody got the screenshot of the guy talking about getting raped by futa monstergirls in a swap of a raped by rednecks Deliverance style in his hometown story he wrote? That sort of thing says all you need to know really.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 00:40:12 2016 No.15105458 >>15105454 I would be interested in seeing this slice of cringe.

Anonymous Thu Apr 21 00:41:08 2016 No.15105460

>>15105431
MGU: Most users online at once, 179 (2013)
MGR: Most users online at one, 82 (2014)
MGT: ~100 unique IP hits a day, minus whatever the rate of dynamic IPs is

Even extrapolating those peak numbers from MGR/MGU to make some sort of 24-hour average, once you take into account their declining community numbers (see the dates on their peak active users). I doubt we'd even break a thousand users all together with liberal estimates. But that's just a guestimate on my part.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 00:43:09 2016 No.15105465 >>15105458 It was literally what was going on in the shoutbox the last time somebody was posting "it's just a hosting place, they dindu nuffin" Some new guy got baited and went there and it was the first thing he saw. I lost my sides that night.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 00:43:56 2016 No.15105467 >>15105460 It still doesn't explain how some writefags get 400 views when others get more than double that. If the views were more uniform I'd find this understandable.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 00:44:03 2016 No.15105468 >>15105458 >I want a link to MG futa You have become the monster you sought to destroy, anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 00:44:30 2016 No.15105469 https://discord.gg/0xVs0e6nQ4gqdudf once again shilling the /mgg/ discord

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 00:45:01 2016 No.15105470 >>15105454 inb4 it was bob

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 00:45:36 2016 No.15105471 >>15105469 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 00:47:12 2016 No.15105474 >>15105460 /mgt/ is more like 170 -dynamic. It hasn't been 100 since we moved here in 2014, hovered around 90-95 back then. We're at 206 right now. You're also forgetting /monster/ which has around 200 as well as the wiki.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 00:47:38 2016 No.15105475 >>15105460 The Wiki averages about 50k unique visits a day so if enough people manage their way to that guys mega list, that could account for a significant portion of views.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 00:48:13 2016 No.15105477 >>15105469 >Still thinking this is a good idea after the initial reception you got You are one dumb motherfucker, you know that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 00:49:46 2016 No.15105481 >>15105469 >TFT is getting roasted >the wordpress discord is suddenly posted for no reason Really?

Anonymous Thu Apr 21 00:49:52 2016 No.15105482

>>15105467
If you don't post as private/unlisted first, pastebin bots account for some part of that. I've let pastes fester just out of curiosity and found that 200-300 phantom hits is a fairly conservative estimate. There's also some amount of selectivity to pastebin hits. I don't actually read these threads unless I'm really bored. I just skim for links. Some authors have more visible links, leading to more hits. I'm imagine that there are at least a few others who do the same. Name also factors in. Authors with a recognizable posting style are more likely to get hits due to the expectation of quality from a better-known author.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 00:51:25 2016 No.15105491 >>15105481 It's not the wordpress discord. It's completely separate from that shitstorm. https://discord.gg/0xVs0e6nQ4gqdudf

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 00:53:05 2016 No.15105494 >>15105474 He said ~100 unique IPs per day on average. This thread is 60 hours old. 200 unique IPs. That works out to ~80 IP per day on average. Not sure where you're figuring 170 per day, or if you misread his post.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 00:56:33 2016 No.15105503 >>15105491 >posting it again after it just got deleted You trying for a Darwin award or something?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 00:58:15 2016 No.15105506 >>15105494 170 per thread average. That seems more relevant than per day. The others were calculated at their peak users online which isn't very helpful either.

Anonymous Thu Apr 21 01:01:04 2016 No.15105512

>>15105475
50k? Are you sure you're not accidentally looking the entire wikia.com domain name there, anon? (AFAIK, most traffic reporters don't discriminate between different subdomains, so you may be looking at the entire combined wikia hit count). I personally don't see any 50k number on the MGE frontpage. I certainly find it infeasible given the size of other MGE communities.

The best indicator I can see there is a poll open the last three days (which bots would have zero interest in, unlike scraping pages). They seem to average 600-900 per poll, which are (month +/- a week) long.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 01:04:01 2016 No.15105519 Stupid thread, die already.

Anonymous Thu Apr 21 01:10:20 2016 No.15105529

>>15105512
Basic stat reports are available to admins, more detailed ones can be given at request. While user participation is certainly higher on the Wiki than other communities thanks to a few factors, of that 50k average, most of them aren't fully "engaging" in the site.

Given that it exists as a giant reference book for everything MGE, it gets looked constantly in hundreds of places and the vast majority of those unique visits are people viewing pages and not participating. I've asked for more detailed info on "real" user engagement before but Wiki doesn't like to hand that stuff out since it's heavily tied to the advertising/marketing side of things and has been abused for some pretty shady purposes in the past.

50k is accurate but it's broken into 3 groups: 95% from external links that don't participate at all, 4% occasionally posters and commentators, 1% dedicated daily fans and editors. You can look at the activity feed to get a general idea of the Wiki's activity versus other communities. During peak hours it far outpaces every other community combined.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 01:13:24 2016 No.15105537 >>15105068 >>15105080 I'm happy about it. The less prominent you are the less chance for you to become to focus of someone's autistic obsessions.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 01:13:30 2016 No.15105538 >>15105529 Yeah, the 1% dedicated alone is 500 people. That's bigger than anywhere else I know of.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 01:14:15 2016 No.15105542 >>15105537 >he wouldn't want to be the focus of someone's autistic obsessions

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 01:15:02 2016 No.15105544 >>15105266 That's the spirit!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 01:17:06 2016 No.15105549 >>15105544 Is it time to play the Rape Game?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 01:23:09 2016 No.15105562 >>15105542 Look no one is going to be the focus of anyone's autistic obsessions until you at least be either published or can safely say you can draw feet and get paid for it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 01:26:58 2016 No.15105567 >>15105549 But every time I play it, I get forced to drink this potion that makes me lose all my hair below the eyebrows and I feel all funny.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 01:31:05 2016 No.15105577 >No tech savvy monster girl wife to help a moron like me.

Anonymous Thu Apr 21 01:31:25 2016 No.15105579

>>15105382
You only get 150~200 bot hits per paste on pastebin, varying depending on who knows what. I've tested it a lot. All you have to do is make a public paste and leave it for a while. It'll go up to about 150 within a week or so then stop. I've got a test paste like that over a year old and it hasn't gone over 200 yet.

Most of my hits don't come when I post in thread, they come later, sometimes much later. The first big spike is when it gets posted on the blog, then some more spikes a week or two after that - I'm not sure what from. I'd guess it's getting posted in places I don't know about, but I don't care enough to check.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 01:41:39 2016 No.15105602 I want to let my prepubescent daughter peep on my wife and I having the most perverted sex It's ok since she wouldn't understand what is happening

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 01:42:13 2016 No.15105607 Oh, we're not even close to falling off yet. This is going to be a slow night. I wonder if we'll go over 3k, feels like it's been a week or two since that happened.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 01:45:42 2016 No.15105614 >>15105602 >tfw she comes to you the next day and asks you to 'make her a naked rope mummy' like you did to her mother

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 01:46:42 2016 No.15105617 I really want to lay in a pile of lewd Kakuens.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 01:55:23 2016 No.15105641 >>15105519 What is not shit posts, the janitors let lie With many strange eons, even this thread may die

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 01:56:26 2016 No.15105643 >>15105614 >She asks if you can do the crab walk so she can ride you like mommy did

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 02:04:46 2016 No.15105669 >>15105643 >she wants you to get her some shiny naked clothes so she can match her mommy

Anonymous Thu Apr 21 02:05:42 2016 No.15105677

Looks like we're going to be in purgatory for a while. Lets play a game.

You somehow find yourself in a bar in the rough part of MGC. The only way you're getting out of this alive is to blend in and keep from attracting attention. You decide to order a drink and wait for a chance to slip out the door unnoticed.

What do you order? Keep in mind all of the drinks this place serves are named after obscure and fetishy sex acts unique to MGC.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 02:06:39 2016 No.15105685 >>15105677 A white russian.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 02:07:24 2016 No.15105690 >>15105677 A Fuzzy Fairy or a Grape Tanuki

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 02:07:47 2016 No.15105695 >>15105677 I don't drink. Do they have soda or juice? I'm quite partial to a nice root beer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 02:09:07 2016 No.15105702 >>15105677 I feel like I walked into a deathtrap. I'll take a virgin wailing maus.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 02:09:29 2016 No.15105707 >>15105677 But I am a natural at not attracting attention, I'll just walk out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 02:09:54 2016 No.15105708 >>15105695 You're about to get gang-raped by all the other patrons. Good job keeping a low profile, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 02:10:31 2016 No.15105713 >>15105677 I'll get what a real man drinks. A Screwdriver!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 02:11:34 2016 No.15105720 >>15105708 I'm sorry anon, alcohol is expensive and I don't want to waste money.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 02:12:51 2016 No.15105728 >>15105677 Spiced Rum with a shot of pure Spice and a Candy Kraken chaser

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 02:12:57 2016 No.15105729 >>15105677 Just a beer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 02:13:41 2016 No.15105734 >>15105677 How about a fruity drink? How about sex on the beach.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 02:14:53 2016 No.15105738 >>15105677 Pretend I'm an alp and drink a shandy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 02:15:51 2016 No.15105744 >>15105677 I’ll take a "sleeping Lamentation Mushroom"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 02:16:01 2016 No.15105745 I cannot sleep, please send help and tell me about cute monster girls like kobolds or weresheep. I made the awful mistake of reading up on Spooky's house of jump scares and now every shadow flicker and stray thought is keeping me terrified awake

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 02:16:38 2016 No.15105748 >>15105738 >Pretend I'm an alp That's how you actually become an alp anon, be careful.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 02:16:41 2016 No.15105749 Dyslexia sucks when your trying to write stuff.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 02:17:46 2016 No.15105754 >>15105677 Disoronno and coke

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 02:18:54 2016 No.15105759 >>15105677 The answer is simple. Order the gayest drink on the menu so the mamono assume you're gay and won't waste their time on you. As long as you mind your own business they won't alp you.

Anonymous Thu Apr 21 02:19:28 2016 No.15105760

>>15105745
I want to dress my Kobold daughteru in her green bone-patterned pajamas after her bath! I'm going to carry her to bed like a princess, wrap her in a blanket, help her put her sleep muzzle on, and then cuddle her with my waifu till we all fall asleep!

Since you asked nicely.

Anonymous Thu Apr 21 02:20:14 2016 No.15105764

>>15105702
The fumes from the cocktail are so strong you pass out into blissful slumber before you can even take a sip. You dream all night about floating in a river of dormouse love juice, constantly bumping against marshmallows and strawberries and sleeping dormice.

You wake naked in a grungy apartment downtown being spooned by a ripped 300 pound orc construction worker named Janice.

>>15105713
The Alp 3 stools down giggles and waves at you. She takes the first opportunity to move closer then spends the rest of the night trying to talk to you about some youtube channel she watches.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 02:21:44 2016 No.15105768 >>15105677 I'll have two Jamaica Cloacas and a Day Late Cake, neat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 02:22:33 2016 No.15105773 >>15105749 I feel you bro. I’ve been writing a story for a while now and it’s really annoying to constantly spell check and see that you actually used the right word.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 02:22:50 2016 No.15105774 >>15105768 Now those are clever anon, 10/10.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 02:24:58 2016 No.15105781 >>15105773 Usually I trailblaze it but that isn't cutting it any more.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 02:25:56 2016 No.15105783 >>15105764 >being spooned by a ripped 300 pound orc construction worker named Janice. Could've been worse.

Anonymous Thu Apr 21 02:28:05 2016 No.15105786

>>15105685
A very curvy, smooth talking Russian Wight wearing flip-flops, a t-shirt, shorts, and a bath robe sits down next to you and proceeds to talk to you about mundane yet interesting topics for the rest of the night. At closing she invites you back to her place. Apparently she has a very nice bear-skin rug she wants to show you.

>>15105707
You are followed out the door by a doppelganger and never heard from again.

>>15105729
You have attracted the attention of a large group of succubi.

>>15105744
You die.
Then things start getting dicey.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 02:28:22 2016 No.15105788 >>15105760 >sleep muzzle fuck is that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 02:28:36 2016 No.15105790 >>15105677 Good old Jack Daniels, 2 bottles.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 02:29:45 2016 No.15105792 >>15105790 >2 fifths of Jack Sounds more like a punishment.

Anonymous Thu Apr 21 02:30:44 2016 No.15105795

>>15105738
>>15105759
You two end up spending all night drinking together, trying to avoid attention. It turns out you have a lot in common and you strike up an instant friendship.

That's the end of the story; neither of you alps. Enjoy your survival and your new bro.

Anonymous Thu Apr 21 02:31:52 2016 No.15105796

>>15105788
My daughteru grinds her teeth at night, you see? Her sleep muzzle has a nice, big squishy ball that fills her mouth once the muzzle is fully tightened and locked on so that she doesn't damage her cute doggy teeth! It also has an optional blindfold attachment in case she gets disturbed if it's too light!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 02:32:14 2016 No.15105797 >>15105677 A Mimic Melty. An alcoholic snowcone in a cardboard box.

Anonymous Thu Apr 21 02:33:50 2016 No.15105803

>>15105786
>A very curvy, smooth talking Russian Wight wearing flip-flops, a t-shirt, shorts, and a bath robe sits down next to you and proceeds to talk to you about mundane yet interesting topics for the rest of the night. At closing she invites you back to her place. Apparently she has a very nice bear-skin rug she wants to show you.
neato!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 02:35:28 2016 No.15105806 >>15105677 I'll have a glass of wurmbreaker

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 02:35:47 2016 No.15105807 >>15105796 You sure are creative, buddy

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 02:35:49 2016 No.15105808 >>15105786 >You have attracted the attention of a large group of succubi. I just tell them I need to get home soon.

Anonymous Thu Apr 21 02:39:59 2016 No.15105820

>>15105734
Unfortunately this bar happens to be quite close to the docks, and a nearby sharkgirl takes you up on your offer. She buys you a tropical wine cooler then drags you to the nearest beach.

>>15105754
You've attracted a Chupacabra girl who calls you Papi and speaks with a very thick accent.

>>15105768
The Lamia bartender meets your eyes and blushes slightly when you make your order. When the drinks arrive you notice a phone number written on the napkin.

>>15105790
You notice an Oni at a nearby table smiling at you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 02:42:10 2016 No.15105828 >>15105677 Is “the dark deal” on the menu?

Anonymous Thu Apr 21 02:44:37 2016 No.15105837

>>15105808
They giggle and tell you you will be. They seem understanding, you're sure everything will be fine.

>>15105806
Dead silence falls on the bar. You hear a couple quiet gasps and some whispering. The bartender hesitates and asks you to repeat your order.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 02:45:55 2016 No.15105839 >>15105786 >Then things start getting dicey. You can't rape the dead! I win!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 02:48:52 2016 No.15105845 >>15105828 The bartender flushes and says the don't offer that. A nearby Gazer grins at you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 02:49:56 2016 No.15105848 >>15105839 >laughinglich.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 02:51:02 2016 No.15105852 >>15105837 I said I would like a wurmbreaker, full with no ice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 02:51:12 2016 No.15105853 >>15105837 That's good, because I just want to have a beer or two before going home.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 02:51:56 2016 No.15105855 >>15105677 A 'Jungle heat' please.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 02:54:00 2016 No.15105860 >>15105848 Well then I make her drink some as well. She can't rape me if we're both dead. Oh, right. She's allready dead. Well I don't have to drink it. I can just have it in my hand until I can slip away.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 02:54:17 2016 No.15105861 >>15105677 One, "jar of dirt" and a "twisted sister" for my friend.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 02:58:53 2016 No.15105872 >>15105677 I order a bushwacker, and make it a double

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 02:58:54 2016 No.15105873 >>15105677 Whatever is the Irish Coffee.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 02:59:09 2016 No.15105875 >>15105848 >Laughing Lich This sounds like it has the potential to be really cute. Like, a Lich with her arms outstretched, looking all mega-maniacal, but her face only displaying a minimum of emotion, as she lets out a deadpan "Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha."

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 03:00:12 2016 No.15105879 For anon's viewing pleasure, a take on a cheshire cat. http://0lightsourced.tumblr.com/image/143135298085

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 03:00:58 2016 No.15105883 >>15105875 That sounds really adorable.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 03:01:17 2016 No.15105884 >>15105879 kitty gotta big clitty

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 03:02:07 2016 No.15105886 >>15105879 Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 03:02:52 2016 No.15105887 >>15105879 Wait, is the guy fisting her stuck in her leg hair? Am I viewing this right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 03:06:24 2016 No.15105896 >>15095607 Can she smell my gun?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 03:08:53 2016 No.15105903 >>15096648 West looks better but East is less of a dick

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 03:12:04 2016 No.15105914 >that monoeye catgirl cg that got translated yesterday Ayyy Which one of you did it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 03:12:18 2016 No.15105916 >>15096783 Fuck off cuck >>15097023 There is something very, very wrong with her face

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 03:16:23 2016 No.15105927 >>15099134 The Pharaoh is still the better girl

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 03:16:41 2016 No.15105928 >>15105916 Two days old nerd.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 03:19:16 2016 No.15105933 >>15105914 >that monoeye catgirl cg that got translated yesterday Link?

Anonymous Thu Apr 21 03:20:24 2016 No.15105935

>>15105852
The bartender goes into a storage room and comes back with a bottle full of green liquid with a label blank except for a small green fairy on it. She pours it into a bulky granite beer stein carved like a Wurm's claw then mixes in several spoons of some dark orange-ish powder that smells like cinnamon. She adds a shot of something oily and purple from a flask with a cobra engraved on it. She garnishes the drink with a handful of gummy-wurms that dissolve instantly leaving behind a colorful film on top of the drink.

She puts the stein in front of you and waits. Everyone is watching.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 03:22:17 2016 No.15105940 >>15105928 >replying to posts that are literally in the same thread is illegal

Anonymous Thu Apr 21 03:25:44 2016 No.15105943

>>15105935
I'll drink it the way a man destined for greatness will drink it.

Repeatedly bang my fist on the counter to raise the hype in the room. then roar like a man facing death and down the wurmbreaker.

as the saying goes, what doesn't kill you makes you stranger.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 03:27:11 2016 No.15105948 >>15105940 illegal? Just dumb.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 03:31:13 2016 No.15105954 >>15105943 It has the same effect on your digestive system as a cup of Draino, melting every organ from your esophagus to your big toes. A Will-o-wisp picks you up because anyone with such a disappointing death must have been miserable in life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 03:32:20 2016 No.15105957 >>15105954 I was about to say, I bet the bastard looked like that chick who drank liquid oxygen.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 03:33:26 2016 No.15105961 >>15105954 Aww kinda wanted a good end where I became a bar hero. Ah well, at least I got ghost girls

Anonymous Thu Apr 21 03:33:46 2016 No.15105963

>>15105943
You chug the drink to the cheers of everyone in the room.
It kills you. Fortunately the paramedics are able to revive you. While you are in the hospital having your stomach pumped you meet a Wurm who came in because of an incomplete shed. The two of you hit it off and start dating.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 03:35:04 2016 No.15105965 >>15105957 >that chick who drank liquid oxygen Link?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 03:37:13 2016 No.15105968 >>15105933 http://exhentai.org/g/926369/6bf48c50f3/

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 03:37:36 2016 No.15105969 >>15102808 Hourii, like triarii

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 03:40:07 2016 No.15105975 Good night Anons. Take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, please watch out for night time predators. Never know when an oppai loli nightmare is going to try a sneak attack.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 03:41:10 2016 No.15105976 >>15105887 No anon, that's just simple artistic disembodiment.

Anonymous Thu Apr 21 03:41:41 2016 No.15105979

>>15105961
Just think of your ending like >>15105963
and the next time you enter that bar with your wurm wife, the patrons will cheer and give you looks of respect afterwards as a survivor of the wurmbreaker.

And you'll get to see a idiot one up you by mixing a wurmbreaker with the other "death drinks"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 03:42:07 2016 No.15105980 >>15105969 Roman dog plz go

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 03:43:13 2016 No.15105982 >>15105975 I'm a light sleeper she comes near me and I'm kicking her in the face

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 03:44:50 2016 No.15105985 >>15105982 Then you end up with a crying nightmare on your floor. She may even have a bloody nose.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 03:46:33 2016 No.15105988 >>15105979 Question. Why the fuck would a bar sell drinks capable of at least hospitalising you at best and killing you at worst?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 03:47:40 2016 No.15105991 >>15105988 It's a monstergirl bar.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 03:48:55 2016 No.15105995 >>15105985 Such is the fate of all that try to get me. I will fight to the end of my days before I am taken unwillingly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 03:49:34 2016 No.15105997 You guys seem to know how to party. I think I'll stick around.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 03:50:25 2016 No.15106000 >>15105995 Go for it then. Just be sure to ignore the sneers of the officers as they take the crying girl away. You may even hear a 'Just couldn't give a touch, could ya?' before they drive off

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 03:53:34 2016 No.15106006 >>15105979 >"I want to mix a `wurmbreaker` with a `cerberus` and top it of with `Lilith's rage`." >Anon soon joined many others on the "Darwin drinkers" wall.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 03:53:40 2016 No.15106007 >>15105997 No, go away

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 03:57:07 2016 No.15106014 >>15106006 What goes into those two drinks?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 03:59:28 2016 No.15106021 >>15106000 Now they know not to fuck with me. plus I hat loli's, so theres that. In the age of monsters I will fend off all others till I get want, violently if need be.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 04:00:40 2016 No.15106023 >we'll never get to fight Sandworms while https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVNcmGjNW6c plays Curse this mortal coil...

Anonymous Thu Apr 21 04:02:37 2016 No.15106025

>"Asami Onohara is a seventeen-year old high-school student with a secret which has not been revealed to anyone: She is already married. Her husband, Kyosuke Ichimaru, is a Physics teacher in the same high school as her. However, even though they are officially a married couple, Asami's father forbids them to have any sexual contact until after Asami has graduated. Asami has to hide the fact that she is married to Kyosuke while trying desperately to further their relationship, and it does not help when there are so many interferences and obstacles from her father and other third parties."

Wait, so my age-gap greentext exists as a show already? Neat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 04:03:05 2016 No.15106027 >>15106014 I'm not sure about a Cerberus but around here a Lilith's Rage is a Rum base with some fruity aphrodisiac liqueur plus a bunch of Raging Mushroom puree.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 04:05:26 2016 No.15106032 >>15106027 Sounds like you could knock up a whole bar with that thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 04:06:00 2016 No.15106034 >>15106025 Is that the anime where all the gifs of the high school housewife in lingerie come from? Been meaning to watch that one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 04:06:50 2016 No.15106038 >>15106034 No clue, this show is pretty old and I've never seen anyone talk about it before.

Anonymous Thu Apr 21 04:09:03 2016 No.15106044

>>15106014
>Cerberus
Whiskey brewed by hellhounds. the mix of other Alcoholic drinks (vodka, shnaps ect.) makes a unique "triple hit" flavour.
>Lilliths rage
no ones knows for sure, some say its a ancient drink made from the tears of the arch-succubus lilith when she had a colossal breakdown over a betrayal. those who survive drinking it say that its like drinking "unhinged hate and broken love"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 04:59:13 2016 No.15106144 >>15106044 Some say initiates of Eros are given small shots of Lilith's Rage upon induction, and that it is also used as a weapon against the most stubborn and jaded.

Anonymous Thu Apr 21 05:00:46 2016 No.15106149

>>15105677
Does a drink exist that could either kill me or give me full wizard powers?

All or nothing, a life of greatness or no life at all, russian roulette with a drink.

If you've got nothing then give me a full stein of Demon's Extract so I can embrace the cold proper or die immediately.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 05:14:57 2016 No.15106169 >>15106034 That's a newer show with the same premise

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 05:16:35 2016 No.15106172 >>15106169 Ah, alright then.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 05:25:00 2016 No.15106188 >>15106149 You could try a shot of Angel Dust If you hear something that sounds like Faith No More you ascend to godhood If not, you...well, you don't

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 06:08:52 2016 No.15106278 http://gabrilux.deviantart.com/art/San-san-the-Ren-Xiongmao-Monster-Girl-Encycloped-604276515 This guy seems to be doing a lot of chibis lately.

Anonymous Thu Apr 21 06:09:32 2016 No.15106279

>>15099487
This is an old post, but I feel duty-bound to tell you that
A) this was cover art KC did for a non-MGE anthology
B) the original image has no text associated with it; the captions are something that some anon thought up for a /d/ caption thread

...but all that being said, they do have sex 24/7 and KC lies because Japanese people aren't as autistic at pursuing
> implying implications
through to their bitter end. Amateurs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 06:14:09 2016 No.15106284 >>15106279 >Replying to a 14-hour old post calling hyperbole a "Lie" Anon...what are you even doing?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 06:15:40 2016 No.15106286 >>15105677 >not picking up an extra large handholder to show everyone how depraved you are

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 06:16:36 2016 No.15106290 >>15106284 The (A) and the (B) were legitimate information. I just added some shitposting on the end, because I have a problem.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 06:39:28 2016 No.15106319 >>15105068 I'm still gonna defend that silent is tentaclefag, as in anything with tentacles.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 06:41:11 2016 No.15106322 >>15105068 >Stinkypedes >not Black Dragons Your list is bad and you should feel bad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 06:53:47 2016 No.15106356 >>15106322 You're a meme alp, it's too late.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 06:56:23 2016 No.15106364 >>15106356 I'm going to stick tiny milli-Stinkypedes up Komodo nee-san's vagina and I'm going to make you eat her out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 06:57:55 2016 No.15106367 >>15106364 That's only two and a half fetishes, surely you can do better.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 07:00:02 2016 No.15106373 >>15106367 I refuse to be a victim of your bullying. I'll write about Swamp Kelp next week, that'll show you what real stench is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 07:01:24 2016 No.15106376 >>15106373 Will the swamp kelp have a cheery, chubby manatee friend?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 07:01:29 2016 No.15106377 >>15106373 Too bad she would be littered with amoebas. And not the cute grandma kind.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 07:01:38 2016 No.15106378 >>15106364 Think of the tiny-pedes alp, I don't want to accidentally kill them. You are the one who should feel bad. I'm going to find a nice black dragon girl and convince her and her species to hate every finn ever.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 07:02:15 2016 No.15106381 >>15106373 >Cold water seaweed >in a swamp You've had some dumb ideas alp, but that's a doozy. Swamp thing isn't a seaweed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 07:04:10 2016 No.15106386 >>15106376 A Selkie Manatee? >>15106381 I'm still calling her Allie though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 07:05:35 2016 No.15106389 >>15106386 >A Selkie Manatee? That's actually a good idea. Sure, go for it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 07:07:22 2016 No.15106393 >>15106389 You're actually encouraging Alp to do something? What's wrong with you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 07:08:17 2016 No.15106394 >>15106393 He's a madman. That's what's wrong with him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 07:11:51 2016 No.15106404 >>15106393 >>15106394 Probably a new meta involving reverse psychology.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 07:12:59 2016 No.15106407 >>15106404 You're going to be sorry when this story turns out to be Alan Moore's Saga of the Swamp Thing -tier.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 07:13:09 2016 No.15106409 I want to give Charon a full-body massage. She works hard, she's earned it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 07:14:33 2016 No.15106413 >>15106393 If he has the will to write, he's better than me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 07:15:58 2016 No.15106417 >>15106409 I want to use Charon's braid to put her into shibari.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 07:21:05 2016 No.15106423 >>15106417 Sounds like a hairy situation.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 07:22:04 2016 No.15106426 >>15106423 OUT

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 07:25:30 2016 No.15106431 >>15106417 I want to see a picture of her wearing her braid as a scarf.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 07:36:38 2016 No.15106448 Done with this, not sure if i wanna color http://sta.sh/02cpu57b0sdi Also, some friends on steam suggested that I took donations for requests. Not sure how that's gonna work tho.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 07:43:55 2016 No.15106462 >>15106448 I would never have thought the madman actually went to tortuga.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 07:50:22 2016 No.15106477 >>15106448 Nicely done. Isn't that just commissions? Probably better to stick to set prices to stop yourself getting ripped off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 08:08:59 2016 No.15106515 >>15106448 http://phanaxial.deviantart.com/art/Scylla-Req-no-text-604338758 now without text >>15106477 yer right, i should just stick to commissions. but i wouldn't turn away if anyone wanna send some my way :>

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 08:51:39 2016 No.15106593 Looking through old screenshots has reminded me how much I want to fuck Aisha It's a lot

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 09:05:39 2016 No.15106608 >>15106515 >>15106448 http://i.imgur.com/o63TTBi.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 09:18:51 2016 No.15106635 >>15106593 Everyone loves space jinkos

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 09:22:41 2016 No.15106641 >>15106635 I don't think that was what he meant.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 09:31:22 2016 No.15106655 Just had a dream where a Holst came to my house in order to sell her milk to me. It was pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 09:49:51 2016 No.15106682 >>15106655 >You will never see in your lifetime Holsts carrying portable fridges going door to door selling their milk Well, at least we had dreams.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 10:07:28 2016 No.15106735 >>15105406 >wiki Where?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 10:27:23 2016 No.15106776 >>15106735 http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Camran1005/Monster_Girl_Fan_Fiction_Archive

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 10:30:14 2016 No.15106788 >You'll never volunteer to coach introverted monstergirls on how to get their love interests to notice them like a stern F1 team manager who demands perfection

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 10:54:33 2016 No.15106841 >>15106788 Sounds like it would backfire. Like how KC mentioned that MG hotsprings sign a personal attendant to every male visitor, and that they generally have a full turnover rate because almost all of them get hooked up with their first customer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 11:00:22 2016 No.15106857 >>15106841 I'd hardly call that backfiring. Honestly, it sounds like the plot to a harem manga.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 11:01:09 2016 No.15106861 >>15106841 But they'd already have a man they'd be after before seeking advice, all I would do is guide them to their future husbands.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 11:01:20 2016 No.15106863 >>15106857 I mean that it won't be much of a job (volunteer or otherwise) if you're out of work after the first assignment. But point taken.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 11:01:27 2016 No.15106865 >>15106857 Except MC gets raped by every girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 11:02:24 2016 No.15106867 >>15106865 What about the end of the manga. Harems never have a good ending.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 11:03:56 2016 No.15106873 >>15106865 No need to end raped. He can be seduced as well.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 11:04:00 2016 No.15106874 >>15106867 They always do in hentai. Everyone probably ends up pregnant.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 11:23:48 2016 No.15106916 >>15106448 I like it. Color it if you feel like it, im sure it would do the picture good.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 11:57:59 2016 No.15107015 >>15106867 There's a fair few that do. Omamori Himari had a harem ending where the main character woke up in bed after fucking the catgirl, childhood friend and most of the female cast.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 12:07:57 2016 No.15107045 >tfw a monstergirl will never rape you, get pregnant, and then declare that she'll take responsibility for doing this to you

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 12:12:21 2016 No.15107059 >>15107045 I like to think that if the man truly has his heart in another place, the monster girl won't force him to take responsibility Otherwise she'll just rape him some more until he gives in

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 12:13:18 2016 No.15107063 >>15107045 >A monstergirl will never try to rape you, only to find out that it was merely a hologram as she phases right through it

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 12:13:55 2016 No.15107066 >>15107045 That just makes me want to pat their head, even if they are something big like a minotaur or oni.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 12:14:32 2016 No.15107068 >>15107045 A yandere ghost will never be waiting for you when you die and punish you for NTR'ing her with your waifu when she's awaited you since you were born.

>>	snib Thu Apr 21 12:17:18 2016 No.15107079 Ayyy /mgt/ Battle Ready Kobold wins this round!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 12:19:21 2016 No.15107085 >>15107079 Excellent!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 12:32:06 2016 No.15107124 I want to exchange love-bites with my hellhound as we wrestle-cuddle in a comfy yet messy bed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 12:44:19 2016 No.15107160 Which monstergirl would make a good therapist for people with anger issues?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 12:46:46 2016 No.15107165 >>15107160 Chesires

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 12:48:05 2016 No.15107169 Wibbly Wock Wocks https://twitter.com/OniTengu0/status/723065994885763072 https://twitter.com/OniTengu0/status/723065994885763072 Fug, I have no idea how to get hi-res images from tweeter.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 12:49:19 2016 No.15107170 >>15107165 ...I think I'll just bottle it up then.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 12:49:41 2016 No.15107172 >>15107169 Didn't mean to post the same link twice either.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 12:50:31 2016 No.15107174 >>15107170 Why? :^)

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 12:53:09 2016 No.15107180 >>15107165 She would just make things worse.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 12:54:08 2016 No.15107184 >>15107174 I don't want to break anything more than I already have

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 13:04:59 2016 No.15107207 >>15107184 Why? Is there something you wanna share?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 13:12:03 2016 No.15107226 >>15107169 SWEET JAYSUS https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CgjYq7EUYAAaSh6.jpg:large https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CgjYq7CUgAAZ1Ni.jpg:large

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 13:13:58 2016 No.15107234 >>15107226 Thanks

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 13:15:52 2016 No.15107242 I want to be scolded by my canid wife for calling our daughters puppies and treating them as such.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 13:17:15 2016 No.15107245 >>15107226 >:large What are you doing? https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CgjYq7EUYAAaSh6.jpg:orig https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CgjYq7CUgAAZ1Ni.jpg:orig

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 13:18:26 2016 No.15107249 >>15107207 No, not at all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 13:19:37 2016 No.15107253 >>15107242 >Whooossa good girl, youssa good girl! >Bow-wow-wow! >rubbing her ears vigorously I bet you'd even do it when her friends are around, you big bully!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 13:19:48 2016 No.15107255 >>15107242 She's just jealous anon, you should be calling your wife a good girl too, as well as giving her ear scritches.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 13:21:17 2016 No.15107256 >>15107242 >Asks why you keep neglecting her puppies >You've been playing with the daughterus all day >That's not what she meant >You fucked her just this morning...

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 13:22:52 2016 No.15107259 >>15107249 Are you okay? You seem to be holding something back, Anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 13:32:28 2016 No.15107281 >the thread is still alive Oh my demon lord.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 13:32:30 2016 No.15107282 >>15107256 > canid wife gives birth to litter of puppies > war breaks out next day, get drafted > come back in a year > they're 7 years old and in middle school and they don't even know your name, only what your waifu has told them about you

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 13:34:28 2016 No.15107290 >>15107282 The Nazis just couldn't stay down. They had to go and try to break up families.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 13:34:52 2016 No.15107292 >>15107256 Colossal Canid Cannons!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 13:34:55 2016 No.15107293 >>15107281 We're the last in line if that helps.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 13:35:22 2016 No.15107296 >>15107282 >7 years old >middle school Nigga hwah?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 13:35:25 2016 No.15107297 >>15107282 >they don't even know your name What the fuck kind of waifu wouldn't tell your daughters your goddamn name

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