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Ask an idiot who always wanted a fujoshi girlfriend and then regretted having one anything.

>> No.15069447

>>15069430
What part of "fat, smelly, 3d" was the most appealing to you?

>> No.15069473

>>15069447
Its the only kind of woman who would accept my interests or deal with my autism.

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>>15069473
If I was THAT thirsty for 3D, I would dropped my autism and at least pretend to be socially acceptable.

>> No.15069504

fujoshi are those women who end up on hoarders

>> No.15069528

>>15069504
I've actually been thinking about that show a lot. Asides from a stool, desk, computer, and mattress, my room is completely barren. Yet I have over 40TB of content across a mess of drives - JAV, anime, doujins, music, games, pdfs of books and such. Why do I digitally hoard so much shit when I own almost nothing IRL?

>> No.15069529

Where did you meet her?

>> No.15069555

Was she interested in and have good taste in non fujoshit things, or did she only involve herself
in things that had males she could ship together?

How much did you hang out with her?

>> No.15069584

>>15069529
At work.
>>15069555

>Was she interested in and have good taste in non fujoshit things?

Yes, thats what I was hoping for.

>How much did you hang out with her?

Before I realized I made a huge mistake? A few months. Before I got away? I'll let you know when that happens.

>> No.15069612

What was her race OP?

Also which Touhou was her favorite?

Did you fuq?

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>>15069612
5 bucks says she doesn't give a shit about touhou

>> No.15069676

>>15069612

Caucasian,komachi,yes.

>> No.15069677

>>15069584
She'll dump your ass when she reads this thread

no but seriously >>15069447 had the right idea, should have been your biggest sign of a bad time, i know you probably thought it would be the best option for someone who was also into anime but it's a bad road

i wouldn't date a /jp/spie or myself so i definitely wouldn't date a fujo

>> No.15069703

>>15069677
This, though I would probably fuck a /jp/sie but not date em.

>> No.15069724

>>15069677
I hope not, until June anyway. She pays half my rent.

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>>15069724
You're just a well of bad decisions, aren't you?

>> No.15069743

>>15069724
Don't you mean our rent?

>> No.15069751

How many times did you fug before it stopped being enjoyable?

>> No.15069760

I don't believe you have a fujoshi enjoy your plastic gatorade piss bottle that you painted a face on.

>> No.15069781

>>15069743
What he meant to sasy is "She is afraid she won't find another guy who cares about her, so she'll do whatever it takes to make this relationship work in the meantime."

>> No.15069823

>>15069751
20 maybe
>>15069760
Leave my piss bottle out of this.

>> No.15069836

>>15069781
Uhhh okay.

>> No.15069947 [DELETED] 

I don't care about your blog.
Fuck off.

>> No.15069953

I don't care about your blog.
Fuck off.

>> No.15069970

>>15069781
So, she's a female beta provider?

>> No.15069972

are you the dom or sub?

what humiliating sex acts has she performed on you?

>> No.15069978

>>15069430
was she actually fat? Or was she at least decently attractive?

>> No.15070101

>>15069953
I just want people to learn from my mistakes.
>>15069970
I don't know if his assumption is accurate but we have a 2 bedroom basement apartment so we each have our space. I thought this would work out but I'm an idiot.
>>15069972
She likes being tied up but I refuse to be.
>>15069978
Flabby but attractive enough.

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>>15069430
"Wahh the girl I started dating simply because she likes the same chink cartoons as me turned out to be a real human and not at all like m-muh waifu >:( I'm gonna go blog on /jp/ so everyone can pat me on the back and tell me it's not my fault I make stupid decisions and that all women are evil"

I'm sorry you're such a low IQ cuck. Try salvaging the situation by killing yourself. At least that will eliminate the chance of a few more retards being born into this world.

Sage.

>> No.15070128

>fujoshit

There's your issue.

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