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Youmu is NOT a dork!

>> No.15058466
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Youmu is a mega dork!

>> No.15058467
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Well I have it on good authority that she is.

>> No.15058468
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>>15058466
A shotacon dork!

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>>15058465
dork

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>>15058465
Youmu is the biggest dork in the whole world.

>> No.15058472

>>15058471
>>15058467
shut up you old hag

>> No.15058473

>>15058465
Agreed

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>>15058465
DORKITY DORKITY DORK

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>>15058472
Truth hurts.

>> No.15058476

Prove Youmu is not a dork

>> No.15058482

Thank you janny

>> No.15058973
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Lmao you guys watch me bully this stupid dork. Shes crying! LMFAO!

>> No.15059071
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Why is everyone such a cunt to poor Youmu?

>> No.15059110
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Youmu will slice you up if you go too far with the bullying!

>> No.15059124

>>15059110
describe 'too far'

>> No.15059143
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>>15059071
Because dorks are for being bullying

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>> No.15059165

>>15059143
Woah! That's a lot of mayonnaise! Youmu is gonna get fat if she keeps that up!

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>>15059165
Hey Anon. You should- heh... You should go over there and call her fat and ugly! haha!

>> No.15059416

She is, canonically, a clumsy doofus who stays home all day and has an unhealthy obsession with one thing.

Given, she's also basically a slave, but more or less she's a dork.

>> No.15059465
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Youmu is a DORK!

A Silly... Sexy,loveable dork.

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>>15058465
Youmu is a DORK!

A Silly... Sexy,loveable dork.

>> No.15059669

Why do we allow dorks to roam free? Can't we do something about it?

>> No.15059776
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Youmu's pretty cute for being such a big silly dork.

>> No.15059791
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Drunk Youmu!

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>>15058465

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Is it normal to want to impregnate the dork?

>> No.15060835

If Youmu isn't a dork, then Sanae is not a slut.

>> No.15060899

Why on earth would anyone like Youmu?

She has a colossal stick up her butt, works all day and generally isn't fun, is scaredy cat towards ghost stories and darkness, and her only friend is a fat ghost bitch.

>> No.15061113

>>15060899
Hey! Everything you said about Youmu is true, but leave Yuyuko out of this. She's a good girl. Be nice!

>> No.15061130

>>15058465
She is canonically, everyone points out her immature behaviour when she has a relevant spotlight.

>> No.15061208

Youmu is my WIFE

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>>15060835
That isn't true however, one has basis in canon and the other just is secondary memes. Surprise box

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>>15060835
Then I guess Youmu is a dork, because Sanae is most assuredly a slut.

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>>15060831
youmu feels the same way

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>>15060835

>If Youmu isn't a dork, then Sanae is not a slut.

Who says Youmu isn't both?

>> No.15064225

>>15058466
>>15058468
What manga is this?

>> No.15068329 [DELETED] 

yes she is

>> No.15076265

Youomu's a dork! A CUTE dork!

>> No.15076569
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Youmu is my daughter!

>> No.15076646

>>15076569
I've heard cool things about you, dude.

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>>15058465
i fapped to Youmu today

>> No.15079459

She's such a dork she works for free!

>> No.15079598

I dare one of you to go ask her out, haha.

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>>15079598
I already did! She's my girlfriend!

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Training with Youmu!

>> No.15087601
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>> No.15098449
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Youmu likes corn. Only dorks like corn.

>> No.15098475

>>15098449
But corn makes whiskey

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>>15098475
You can make whiskey out of several grains. Youmu is a dork because she likes eating corn itself!

>> No.15098588

>name calling and harassing a trained swordwoman packing heat

It's like you fags WANT to be impaled through your virgin anuses

>> No.15099148

>>15098588
>packing heat
Wait, she has a penis?

>> No.15099437

>>15099148
Of course.

>> No.15099596

>>15098487
You never had corn on the cob? Or popcorn? Or a corn tortilla?

>> No.15100155

>>15098588
Its just friendly banter

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>>15060831
Yes

>> No.15100187
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>>15087601
Lifting the skirt of a girl who has a sword and knows how to use a sword and isn't afraid of killing someone with a sword seems like a really bad idea.

>>15098449
Fuck you, corn's good and I'm no dork.

>> No.15100198

>>15100187
That faceless dude is fast enough to make afterimages, he'll be fine

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>>15100198
Afterimages? That's cute. Don't challenge Youmu to a contest of speed.

>> No.15100269

>>15100209
Why do you say that?

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>>15100269
Because Youmu's incredibly fast, duh.

>> No.15100331

>>15100275
How fast though?

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>>15100331
Fast, very fast. Aya fast. One of her spellcards has her moving two or three thousand kilometers in the blink of an eye. She's fast.

>> No.15100387

>>15100350
>taking spellcard titles literally

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>>15100163
Sazanami Mio does some great art with Youmu.
Drawn with amazing thighs and butt to match, she's a hot dork.

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>>15100387
She actually moves that fast during it, though. It's not just a name.

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>>15098588

>name calling and harassing a trained swordwoman IN heat

Fixed that for you.

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YOUMU LOST HER HEARING!!

>> No.15105219

>>15100350
You've reminded of how much I dislike that everyone treats Youmu as a dumb and moe dork when she's an extremely accomplished swordswoman.

I think the idea of a dorky character who's still extremely skilled at something like swords appealing, but I guess the 2hu fandom just wants a useless moeblob for Yuyuko to mess with.

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>>15105219
She's an accomplished swordswoman, sure, but she's still a dork. You can't just pick one or the other and have it still be Youmu.
Dumb, useless moeblob is definitely inaccurate, though.

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Dorkpatibility.

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ghaha me

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>>15112793
haha lol

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Does Yuyuko have sex with her servants?

>> No.15114190
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sshh Youmu is sleeping

>> No.15114211

>>15113047

No, but I do.

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be gentle

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>>15114774
>>15114190
>>15113047
>>15100399
>>15087601
>>15064122
>>15062752
>>15060831
>>15058973
>>15058471
>>15058468
>>15058466

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>>15113047
She hungers for more than just food.

>> No.15117403

>>15105280
>>15105219
Reminder that she infiltrated the SDM in CoLR but was so dorky she forgot to actually hide and just sort of stood there in front of everyone while spying on them.

>> No.15117419
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>>15114774
I'll try, but no promises.

>>15117403
She more than made up for it in SSiB. Successfully sneaking around the Lunar Capital with Yuyuko in tow for days (or was it weeks?) on end is pretty amazing.

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Please buy Youmu's game.

>> No.15117440
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>>15117429
I like her other game more. It's pretty short, though.

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>>15113047

What kind of question is that? Of course Yuyuko has sex with her servants. How else would Youmu have been born in the first place?

>> No.15122694

>>15120087
Why does Yuyuko have a fetish for traps?

>> No.15123293
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>>15122694

She's always been a strange person. Practically every piece of clothing that present-day Youmu wears are hand-me-downs that Yuyuko tried to get Youki to wear when she was still alive.

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>>15123293
Porkin'

>> No.15125178

>>15120087
>>15122694
>>15125104
you know what to do weebs

>> No.15125728

>>15125178

It's translated you dummy just go to danbooru

>> No.15126420
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I want to sniff this half guman

>> No.15126787

>>15126420
When you think about it...
Isn't Momiji kinda dorky too?

>> No.15126877
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Youmu is a Mcintyre!

>> No.15127426

>>15126877
lol nerd

>> No.15127879

>>15126877
2hu dork + dork 2hu

>> No.15128141
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I've been livin' in a dream about Youmu,
And now I know!
She is all I ever wanted on my mind!

>> No.15128215

>>15125728
whatever dweeb

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>> No.15129357

>>15125104
More when?

>> No.15129574

>>15058465
I know I'm supposed to feel bad for her but this picture of Youmu makes my dick REALLY hard

>> No.15129700

>>15126420
>open in iqdb
>Danbooru comment is someone bitching about someone uploading a hard translation

Why are people still asshurt about this

>> No.15129735

>>15129700
>So what's the point of uploading a hard translation?
Doesn't sound very bitchy or asshurt to me.

>> No.15129759

>>15058465
Post cute pictures of yuyuko eating myon

>> No.15129828
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>>15129759
Like this?

>> No.15129838
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>>15129828
Or maybe this?

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>>15129838
How about this?

>> No.15135685

>>15058466
I always get triggered when it's not a faceless bald man

>> No.15136416

The Yomu is a Dork meme has come full circle.
The new chapter of Visionary Fairies in Shrine she truly acts like a dork, with the aid of Clownpiece.
So the meme has now become (semi)canon.

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>>15076569
same

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>>15076569
>>15141552
I love your daughter! I'll be sure to take good care of her

>> No.15144840

>>15058465
>>15114190
>>15100163

I see Youmu's petite, stinky feet!

>> No.15144885

>>15136416
She was drunk, that don't count.

>> No.15145922
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Marrying Youmu!

>> No.15149087
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Youmu is an ork!

>> No.15157238
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I don't think Youmu likes being called a dork.

>> No.15167054
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Youmu is fairly intelligent.

>> No.15167343

>>15059165
You just tell yourself that's mayonnaise.

>> No.15167347

>>15058465
I want to pork the dork

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