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Which 2hu would you have as your daughterhu
>>15052909Ur mo-Wait..Uh, cirno?
I want to be somebody's grandpa.
Knowing jaypee a 2hu daughter would only end up being a sex slave.
I want to re-enact the Lolita with Akyuu!
>>15052909Chen, she is the only choice who is not a cunt, edgy or retarded.
>>15052909I'd have little Rumia as my love slave.
>>15053470>Chen>Not edgyHer title is literally 'the Black Cat of Ill omen'
Best centuries-old daughterhu.
>>15054976That's hella cute.
>>15053059I'm pretty sure like 95% of /jp/ only acts tough online and would never lay a hand on their daughteru
I want to fuck all your daughterus!Sexually!
>>15055524I'd lay a hand on her, when I'm patting her head.
>>15055565touch my daughteru and i'll fuck your ass, faggot
>>15055707Or slapping her face
I want to groom and molest Suika
>>15055524Tha still leaves 5%.
>>15055828The remaining 5% probably don't have the physical capacity to overpower a little girl
I would take sakuya as my waif, then have the rest of SDM as kids
You guys are fucking pathetic.
>>15055925so what makes you any better than us?
>>15053470>Chen>not a cuntAre you kidding me?She's an absolute cunt in the games, nothing like how most fanartists depict herAnd she's edgy as fuck
>>15055925Like that's any news. Cheers, cunt.
>>15054262It's funny because her title is the only edgy thing about her.plus she isn't even black.>>15055565Touch my kid and I'll find you, I'll kidnap you and in the darkness of my basement slowly I will cut one for one your tendons, then in your back, I'll write "I molested a cute girl and her daddy punished me, be free to use my ass". finally will take you in the most dark and dangerous neighborhood in my city and leave you there, naked.
>>15055942>absolute cunt in the gamesYou mean the one where Reimu bully and steal her stuff, Marisa beat her for no a good reason, and Sakuya stab her because she don't want to go sleep?
I've always wanted to adopt a chinese orphan irl, so probably Meiling before she became a Maoist super soldier.
Her sister's a whore though, only good for rape and mindbreak.
Yukarin-chan, obviously!I'd cook her all sorts of tasty meals and spoil her rotten!
>>15055731Wouldn't that make you a faggot too?
Eiki. I want the domineering Eiki to be meek and timid when she's scolded by her father. I want her to be a fazacon who nothing makes happier than her father saying he's proud of her. I want her to think her father is perfect, even when she's surpassed him in moral integrity long, long ago!
Like you could resist from molesting such a cutie ! I'd never give any responsibilities to a /jp/sy.
>>15052909Flan or Cirno. Both ideally.>>15053059Nope. I dont know why you posted Kyouko, she is pure and adorable as fuck. Anyone wishing to corupt such a pure creature should be fed to Rumia or some other man eating youkai.>>15053470I like Ran and Yukari, but Chen is a cunt. Have you even played the games? She can be cute, like in the written works. But in game she attacks you. Ran only goes afer you for hurting Chen, and Yukari was just after you for beating Ran.>>15055565I will kill you if you try.
>>15058025>I dont know why you posted KyoukoThe first pic that came to mind I knew had a horrified face in it. Goes well with the topic of my post. Incidentally, she'd be my most likely pick for daughterhu as well, being the absolute cutest Touhou she is.
>>15053360You mean have her dump you for a drug-addicted kid-raping old man that you are forced to have a gunfight with years later while she marries a deaf dude?
>>15058076Kyouko is insanely cute. But I dont get that daughter vibe from her. I want to hug her and touch her ears, even beat up anyone who pushes the idea echo's are reflected sounds, not yamabiko. But Cirno is endearing and I want to help her get stronger. Flan I want to help get over her behavioral problems, because as a persone who bordered dangerously close to hikikomori status at one point, I sympathize greatly with Flandre being housebound due to mental health issues. Flan is the daughteru of all hikikomori. (Why doesnt Remilia just pay Eirin to do a house visit? She could even cure Patchy's asthma while there.)
>>15058025>Have you even played the games?-->>15056020
I would do the mating press on your daughterus, dudes.
>>15056624>I've always wanted to adopt a chinese orphan irlWhy?Why do white people always adopt non whites. Atleast with a white kid, you could pretend it's yours. Instead of having them possibley be bullied for beign adopted.
BYakuren. Age play.
>>15060640Because you cannot adopt a white kid without being accused as a pedophile.
Churuno. Though I'd prefer to be the cool imouto.>>15053059I'm too nice to do anything. I've seen what it does to people, being treated terribly. Fairies, youkai, if you're pushed around it probable blows all the same.
>>15060667And an Asian would be different how?
>>15060702Apparently people care less, or at least that is what he seems to imply.
>>15055925And you're my daughteru from now on.
>>15060702If you adopt an asian or an african you will seen as a compassionate humanitarian. Since many peoples assume that asian country are poor. You can say that you get your asian loli daughteru from N.Korea, China or SEA and they will believe it or even praise you and support you. Bonus if you are a gay couple.
>>15058737>>15055565you're dead, my daughter is un-rapeable
>>15060870Cute daughter, dude.
>>15060870she still has a mouth
>>15061264And lots of AIDS in her pocket.
>>15061264enjoy having your dicks fell off
>>15061313if i'm REALLY quick my mind will at least be able to find peace before i die from the poison
>>15060870I dont get why Alice hasnt jsut fucking adopted her.>Spend hours a day, trying to make living dolls>One lives nearby>Dont adopt her>Let people who get lost stay in your house
>>15061813Alice wants to MAKE a living doll. There is no gratification in co-opting a finished product. Unless it is to reverse-engineer it, but even then I should think as a doll MAKER, Alice has enough integrity not to go easy mode.
>>15060870I'm going to propose your daughter. You cannot stop me, nerd-I mean dad!
which 2hu would you have as aLittle sister?Wife?Daughter?Friend?Sex slave?
>>15062330>little sister?Flan>wifeMystia>daughterSatori>friendLuna Child>sex slaveAlice
>>15062330>little sister?Kyouko>Wife?Letty>Daughter? Rumia>Friend?Raiko>Sex slave?Mokou
I would have to adopt little Chiruno-chan, because she's obviously a vulnerable homeless child and needs parents (Youmu and I, namely) to look out for her so she doesn't get in a lot of trouble.
>>15052909Great taste. Rumia is my daughteru. You can't find a touhou cuter than this.
>>15060640every adopted asian kid has white parentsit's so common, i'm surprised you think it's a big deal
>>15058173The only answer
>>15062330>Little sister?Kyouko>Wife?Marisa>Daughter?Shinmyoumaru>Friend?Suika>Sex slave?Clownpiece
>>15055834Someone give this man a cigar
>>15062500I like it. Where do I sign up?
>>15061813Maybe she doesn't want to be adopted.
>>15062330Little sister?MokouWife?KeineDaughter?SatoriFriend?ReimuSex slave?Hatate
Youmu. Best daughteru.
>>15071117>Littke sister>MokouHow old are you?
>little sisterKogasa >wife Sagume >daughter Koishi >friend Hina >Sex Slave Meiling
I'm a pedophile. I want to molest Suika the most.
I'd quite like Remilia and Flan as daughters desu. Might also enjoy Miko and Rumia too.
>>15053059loli is for cute!loli is not for lewd!
>>15085110Don't be so judgemental.
>>15074471Suika a sluttiest 2hu?
>>15062330>Little sister?Nitori>Wife?Youmu>Daughter?Marisa>Friend?Rinnosuke>Sex slave?Nue
>>15085110Jesus fuck, these faggots are in /jp/ now?Whole site's a dead meme.
>>15052909I have a daughter named Remilia....and I did it because of Remi Chan~
>>15096574Unrealistic proportions. 2hus are impressionable little lolis. Please do not post material that would give them an unrealistic body image.
>>15096729I would feed my daughter healthy foods and portions, and not let her snack all the time. We would play outside every day!I would teach her personal responsibility for her weight instead of blaming "genetics" and "fat shaming". Even so, I would always be willing to help her so she knows she's not alone! She's always my beautiful daughter!
>>15096956Yeah...genetics are irrelevant, enjoy the land of illusion.
>>15096956This is how 2hus end up running away and causing an incident. You know nothing about 2hu nutrition. You would end up starving your daughter. It comes natural to her, so just let her eat what she wants.
>>15097030I'm sorry your parents shirked responsibility and made excuses for raising a fat kid.
So /jp/, would you rather have a daughter that you couldn't lewd, or a lewdable loli that isn't your daughter?
>>15099003>a lewdable loli that isn't your daughterThis.
>>15099003Why not both dude? I can handle it! You just have to find way to keep them from betting jealous of other.
I want to be /jp/'s daughter!
>>15099256You can't. You're not cute.
>>15099270I can be cute if I try hard enough
>>15099256Are you prepared to undergo surgery to make that happen? We might get along just fine!
>>15099256I wonder what would happen if /jp/sies actually adopted a daughter. Poor girl.
>>15099324/jp/ would make very good parents! You're just being cynical because you want to imaging the worst - nay, the ｌｅｗｄest - scenario. Stop projecting your bitterness onto others!
>>15099003a lewdable loli that isn't your daughter can be used to make a cute daughter.
>>15052909Youmu cause she's a Touhou I'm not sexually attracted to.
>>15100595But that takes time, and you still couldn't have both at the same time.>>15100642She is pretty dorky after all.
>>15100642Dude I am really sexually attracted to your dorky daughter.
Make out with the loli navels.
>>15091703Alcohol is known to lower inhibitions.The question is: would you take advantage of her in this situation/
>>15104151I'm not sure why I would try to resist?
>>15104151She's older and has more experience with alcohol than me, so I'm really the one being taken advantage of. That said, I could never suffer such a drunken harlot as my daughteru.
>>15062330>Little sister?Nue>Wife?Utsuho>Daughter?Little Utsuho>Friend?Ran>Sex slave?Marisa with Alice being forced to watch.
>>15099003I choose the lewd, dude. Especially if it's with Mystia.
>>15104151I wouldn't. I would molest her and cum inside, no condor.I want my pedo cum to cover her womb.
I wouldn't be able to stop myself.I would molest her and cum inside, no condor.I want my pedo cum to cover her womb.
>>15111002>no condorWhat have condors done to you?
>>15111614dude, fuck condors, going around eating carrion and shit
I would like to be Yuugi's dad. I'd be so proud of having a strong, powerful daughter. Even happier when she brought home the Parsee for loud sex.
>>15112090Her face changing from panic to pleasure makes this so much better.
>>15060870How can she be your daughter when she is my daughter?
>>15112192Old and ugly big-titted drunk slut.
>little sisterOrin>wifeOkuu>daughter Koishi>friendSatori>Sex SlaveSex Slave? In my pure family? Not a chance.
>>15112367maybe you got yourself in a gay marriage with him while drunk or something.
>>15112367How can she be your daughter when she is my sister?
>>15112090Got a link to that, anon?
Hi everyone, I'll leave my daughter in your care for a while. Please be nice to her.
>>15115637I'm going to make a jr idol video with your daughter, dude.
>>15115576nvm, found it
>>15115637dude WTF your daughter looks like a younger version of my wife.
>>15116196give us the link, then
>>15115637Dude, your daughter is my daughter too!
>>15062330>Little sister?Reisen>Wife?Yukari>Daughter?Chen>Friend?Sumireko>Sex slave?HTT
>>15115637>>15117066How can she be your daughter if she's my girlfriend?
>>15117389That's not a contradiction!
I want to be Satori's creepy uncle!
>>15056709The best part is that you don't even have to fuck satori to mindbreak her
>>15124837They fuck and then she immediately starts sucking his dick. What a disgusting slut. This is why children should not have sex.
Why are little girls so sexually attractive, /jp/?
>>15062330>little sisterTewi>wifeYuuka>daughterRumia>friendMiko>sex slaveSanae
>>15125996Because you're pedo, anon-sama.
>>15126192Help me, I want to be a pedo too!
>>15125996Anon, that was way too direct!
>>15117389I forbid your relationshipYukarin-chan is grounded
>>15128618Well then we'll run away together!
Lolikari will conquer all those who stand in the way of love!
>>15125996Because little girls are not disgusting retirement age oppai piggu.
>>15129472She doesn't have the belly to pull off that cosplay.
>>15062330>Little sisterCirno>WifeBen ben>DaughterMedicine>FriendMystia>Sex slaveStar Sapphire
>>15130259Finally someone in the jay with good tastes.
>>15130259Good taste bro
>>15062330>Little sister?Star>Wife?Sunny>Daughter?Sunny>Friend?Sunny>Sex slave?Star
>>15130259dude, pls tell your wife don't go anywere showing her pantsu or you'll know the meaning of NTR.
>>15062330>Little sister?Kyouko>Wife?Kasen>Daughter?Dai-chan>Friend?Yuyuko>Sex slave?I prefer consensual sex for the sole purpose of procreation with the lights off and holding hands
>>15137992How can Sunny be your wife, your daughter and your friend at the same time?
>>15138202She just can.
I have four daughters!
>>15140598Dude are you sure they are your kids?They looks so different each other.
>>15140740Different mothers. They have the intelligence of their dad though.
>>15140740They all have four different mothers is why they look different. Buy yeah, they are all mine.
>>15140756My daughter's are all very smart! Why, just yesterday Mystia asked me to review a proof she wrote about the properties of recursively innumerable languages that proves Noam Chomsky wrong. They grow up so fast.
Okuu, of course
>>15138551L-lies and slander!
>>15142639>>15142327>>15142076Okuu just cant get enough head petting can she
I only want Remi. Does anyone want to adopt Flan? You just have to live very far away so she can't visit and prove that you aren't some sort of filthy pervert who would try to get lewd with her. Remilia made me promise that last part, so as long as you hide it when you come to pick Flan up, then I don't really care what you do.
>>15146940Please do not break up families.