Slightly Miffed Elf Edition Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

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Anonymous Wed Apr 6 17:55:43 2016 No.15036878 [Reply] [Original]

Slightly Miffed Elf Edition

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 17:56:24 2016 No.15036882 File: 122 KB, 700x396, h8ZN4rN.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] First for Wendigo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 17:57:04 2016 No.15036885 File: 105 KB, 642x539, iMV0GP.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Commission sketch

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 17:57:27 2016 No.15036886 >>15036878 >no subject Eh, it's okay I guess.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 17:57:41 2016 No.15036888 >OP fucked it up

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 17:58:00 2016 No.15036892 >No subject RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Maids are shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 17:58:44 2016 No.15036894 >>15036885 Comin' along nicely.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 17:58:53 2016 No.15036895 Maids are garbage.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 17:59:17 2016 No.15036898 File: 1.37 MB, 1219x1354, business.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] God damn it OP

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:00:37 2016 No.15036904 >>15036878 >rushing out a thread and forgetting important parts You stupid fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:00:47 2016 No.15036905 >>15036878 >Edition >Manga that belongs on /a/ >No subject At least we didn't get two threads this time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:01:37 2016 No.15036908 File: 283 KB, 600x520, WHY.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The last thread didnt get Archived. Fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:01:57 2016 No.15036911 >>15036905 Your second complaint isn't valid. I agree with the other two, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:02:54 2016 No.15036918 >>15036908 It was very shitposty, and I don't think any new content was on there outside of a Holst picture.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:03:39 2016 No.15036921 File: 181 KB, 680x800, 1455571374104.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15036905 no one talks about dungeon meshi on /a/ tho

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:03:43 2016 No.15036922 >>15036911 When we aren't even on /a/, his complaint surely does. Fucking dumbfuck OP.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:03:45 2016 No.15036923 >>15036911 Not that I'm against manga discussion here in moderation but we really shouldn't start threads with something that doesn't belong on the board.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:04:53 2016 No.15036930 File: 150 KB, 650x590, 1459906395379.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15036918 Are you forgetting that Latenight was there?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:05:19 2016 No.15036933 >>15036922 That's nice deary.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:05:21 2016 No.15036934 >>15036922 Why are you so angry? Elves are welcome here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:06:16 2016 No.15036940 >>15036930 Possibly, He only draws cute stuff and that really isn't my thing

Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:06:19 2016 No.15036941

>>15036851
I have no idea, I hardly keep track of writers in the thread anymore unless whatever they write is getting a lot attention/talk about (Sounds petty, but it's the truth). It's good that he recognized his shortcomings and started to improve after receiving what you're making sound likes "GO FUCK OFF AN DIE" or some hyperbolic shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:06:45 2016 No.15036943 >>15036922 Elves are monster girls though. >People sperg out about the threads being not just for MGE >People also sperg out about it anything other than MGE too Okay.

Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:07:01 2016 No.15036945

>>15036923
It's a picture of an elf. Nobody's going to care, especially not the natives, if that's what you're worried about.
The regular nutters who flip their shit about "/jp/ posting standards" are going to be the ones moaning about it. Like >>15036922, for example.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:07:05 2016 No.15036946 >>15036892 >>15036898 >>15036904 >>15036911 You act as if making the OP is some sort of honor

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:08:59 2016 No.15036952 File: 186 KB, 1145x879, Cat Rides.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15036946 no, the problem is he fucked it up Anyway, what types of vehicles do ya'll think monster girls would use?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:09:02 2016 No.15036953 File: 145 KB, 1200x978, 1447051047026.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15036946 Or as if the subject is necessary considering the word "monster" is in the OP.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:09:04 2016 No.15036954 >>15036946 >we aren't allowed to point out the OP has fucked up and made it hard to find on the catalogue anymore Hello, OP!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:09:38 2016 No.15036955 File: 266 KB, 708x1000, 1392010830091.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do you guys feel about SMT monster girls?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:10:13 2016 No.15036958 >>15036946 People have bitched about the subject field and other slip ups for ages though. Not that I won't partially agree there has been what seems like some personal attachment to making it for a few people recently.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:10:14 2016 No.15036959 >>15036953 I'm going to FUCK that Momiji.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:10:42 2016 No.15036962 >>15036955 They're great. I want to do something naughty with with a Nekomata

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:10:56 2016 No.15036964 >>15036946 No one is acting like that at all you stupid fuck, the thread has no subject because the OP was a retard and rushed it out. This is a bad thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:12:10 2016 No.15036971 Triggers. Triggers everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:12:23 2016 No.15036973 File: 826 KB, 980x1223, 1457931164719.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15036952 I imagine Lamias would use limos or something like a minivan with a lot of connected room in the back.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:12:28 2016 No.15036975 File: 136 KB, 300x300, alice.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15036952 I can imagine an Alice using a bicycle that still has training wheels. >>15036955 Not a fan of the artstyle the games use personally.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:13:15 2016 No.15036977 >>15036946 Making OPs isn't difficult at all though, it's just faggots manage to screw up a rather easy process.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:13:19 2016 No.15036978 >>15036898 I want to make fun of my boss's big butt and thick thighs behind her back. I'm not too worried about her finding out, she's just a human with a silly hairclip.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:13:51 2016 No.15036981 >>15036954 "Monster" is in the OP, if that makes it hard for you to find, maybe you have problems larger than missing subjects.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:15:26 2016 No.15036986 >>15036977 I know. Just thought I'd make some sort of brick joke considering how the last thread started.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:16:29 2016 No.15036989 >>15036981 >still defending the OP for fucking up You're the actual OP, aren't you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:18:05 2016 No.15036996 >>15036952 Mices, motorcycles. Wurm, trains. Houri, Boeing 767. Alp, hybrid cars.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:19:10 2016 No.15037001 >>15036986 But that's retarded and had nothing to do with what was happening.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:19:13 2016 No.15037002 >>15036989 His behavior reminds of that uppity ex-MonMusu thread poster from the previous thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:19:56 2016 No.15037007 >>15036930 Why is she so squishy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:20:24 2016 No.15037008 >>15037007 Why aren't you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:20:57 2016 No.15037009 File: 166 KB, 1280x720, 1459794376188.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15036996 >motorcycles As long as they're not suzukis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:20:58 2016 No.15037010 >no subject >edition >fucking edition Can we just abandon this thread and make a real one? Fucking hell

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:21:01 2016 No.15037011 File: 322 KB, 757x735, 1459821831480.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15036940 Are you sure?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:22:30 2016 No.15037017 >>15037007 She's an eldritch squid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:22:42 2016 No.15037018 >>15036996 >That Houri one You're so funny, only fifteen years too old.

Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:22:43 2016 No.15037019
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>>15036996
Would they really be able to use trains? Or would they try to jump out of it when they saw something cute she wanted to pet/eat and crash the train with no survivors

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:22:48 2016 No.15037020 >>15037002 Maybe. He's certainly being arrogant over his own mistakes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:23:30 2016 No.15037022 >>15036989 No, it's just hilarious to see you have an autistic tantrum over literally nothing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:24:08 2016 No.15037028 >>15037011 Fine, to rephrase: he normally only draws cutesey stuff and I have interest in that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:25:00 2016 No.15037036 File: 214 KB, 700x694, 1440818262735.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15037011 Must have missed this one, that's new to me. He also did this, people saying he only does cute don't know what they're talking about.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:25:01 2016 No.15037035 >>15036878 Where do I find slightly milf elves?

Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:25:01 2016 No.15037037

>>15037001
>last thread starts with multiple threads
>people bitching
>"Making the thread isn't an honor; anyone should be able to do it"
>This thread goofs because someone did it wrong
>Threads should be like this
>like there's some sort of honor to doing a thread properly

Anyway, I've derailed the thread enough. ...Though watch someone replies/corrects me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:25:34 2016 No.15037039 >>15037022 >singling me out when there are loads of posts here saying the same thing You also seem to be itching for a fight for some weird reason.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:25:35 2016 No.15037040 >>15037011 Neato.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:26:47 2016 No.15037045 >>15037011 Fine, to rephrase: he NORMALLY only draws cutesey stuff and I have no interest in that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:28:25 2016 No.15037050 >>15037022 So you thought you'd bait him some more? Yeah, that'll help with the shitposting.

Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:29:50 2016 No.15037058
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>>15037036
He can draw lewd-ish stuff when he feels like it: >>15036930, though I haven't peered through the drawfriend booru to see if he's done actual nudity.
Either way his stuff is pretty good.

Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:31:14 2016 No.15037060

>>15037037
Eh, still doesn't fit in with what happened. The last thread fuck up was caused by two people making threads seconds apart and each of the OP's acting like the other was the problem for it. This time we had one OP but he forgot the most basic stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:31:16 2016 No.15037061 >>15037039 You're the one acting especially autistic about it so yes. I'm not itching for a fight, again, it's just funny seeing people overreact to something that doesn't matter in the slightest.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:31:48 2016 No.15037065 More action-y monstergirl stuff would be fun. I want to see a big monstergirl battle tournament, with girls like oni, magical monk kitsunes, hellhounds, thunderbirds, krakens and stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:32:44 2016 No.15037070 >>15037058 I do not understand. What is she trying to do? What is that taped piece of paper for?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:32:54 2016 No.15037072 >>15036952 Tanukis use the public bus!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:33:41 2016 No.15037074 >>15037058 For a moment there when i saw the miniature i thought this fox girl was dressed like that and trying to dance while being pregnant. Now i'm not sure if i want to witness of such an act.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:35:01 2016 No.15037081 >>15037061 >>15037022 Dude, not even him but you are the one being totally autistic. There's nothing wrong with mocking OP for being a fuckup. Trying to downplay it as "literally nothing" just smacks of damage control.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:35:35 2016 No.15037082 Anyway, continuing from the last thread I wish the more touchy writefags would just chill out and take criticism with some grace because outbursts like historianon's earlier this week just put anons off from helping the others to improve.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:36:54 2016 No.15037091 >>15037082 What happened with him?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:37:07 2016 No.15037092 >>15037081 This. You're sitting there trying to direct the ridicule towards one of many anons pointing out the fuck up and it's only making you look more pathetic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:37:12 2016 No.15037093 File: 222 KB, 795x1280, 1435448453492.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15037065 >magical monk kitsunes Musclegirl monk Kitsunes would be lovely sight.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:38:20 2016 No.15037097 >>15037081 I searched the catalog for "monster" and it was right there, I found it the second the thread came up. Acting like the lack of subject is somehow a major hindrance or a big travesty is ridiculous.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:38:40 2016 No.15037099 File: 266 KB, 1114x1450, 1459813735467.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to see Orca Girls at an aquatic MG themepark! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uJ5ovPf6ME

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:38:46 2016 No.15037100 >>15037072 They pay with loose change

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:39:51 2016 No.15037104 >>15037081 >>15037092 >>15037097 Just fuck already.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:39:58 2016 No.15037105 >>15037070 She happens to be a rather lovey-dovey Servant, so she's just practicing for when she and her Master make fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:40:39 2016 No.15037107 >>15037091 He had a hard time understanding why a suped up MC from a lighthearted previous story would not translate well to a more serious story. Just a lot of argument and anger around that one point.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:40:55 2016 No.15037108 >>15037099 I wonder if her tail is all slimy...

Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:41:10 2016 No.15037110

>>15037091
He started a new story and he only got two responses. Both of which pointed out the MC was a bit of a Gary Stu and it might need toning down.
So he deleted the story and went on a sarcastic and snarky tirade about how his character is clearly just an RPG stats sheet and some other junk whining about the thread. He completely threw a tantrum over it and frankly came across as a douche.

Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:41:14 2016 No.15037111

>>15037097
"X edition" faggotry is a million times worse than forgetting the subject, this thread should've been abandoned in favour of a proper one just for that.

Next time someone starts a thread with "edition", just report and hide. Stop encouraging fucking retardition.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:43:00 2016 No.15037117 >>15037099 God fucking dammit, i can smell the clothed paizuri from that swimsuit from miles already.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:44:17 2016 No.15037121 >>15037082 >>15037108 >>15037110 Who cares writefag drama.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:44:18 2016 No.15037122 >>15037097 Acting like it's autistic to make fun of a guy for screwing up something a monkey could get right is ridiculous. Even moreso considering the amount of fuckups the last five or six threads.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:44:32 2016 No.15037123 >>15037117 What does swimsuit paizuri smell like?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:44:40 2016 No.15037124 >>15037099 >tfw Matsu doesn't like seeing non-Bovine and non-Canid monstergirls lactating I'd totally love to request some milky MGE Arachne from desu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:44:41 2016 No.15037125 >>15037107 >>15037110 Meh, fuck him. He's not exactly a great writefag to begin with anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:45:10 2016 No.15037128 >>15037123 Love.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:45:48 2016 No.15037132 >>15037097 The damage control is hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:45:58 2016 No.15037133 >>15037128 What does that smell like?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:46:08 2016 No.15037134 >>15037099 I want to get Shamu-chan's autograph!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:49:22 2016 No.15037144 >>15037111 Literally nothing wrong with it. Articulate why it triggers you so much. Would "Wendigos eating stretchy anime meat" be so much better than "Wendigos eating stretchy anime meat edition" really? Why.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:49:29 2016 No.15037145 >>15037133 Very sweet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:49:33 2016 No.15037146 File: 44 KB, 480x360, 1430599440375.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] so /mgt/ I have to ask which mg would be the most nurturing/loving/would do anything to make you feel better after having a bad day

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:49:56 2016 No.15037149 >>15037146 Kikimora or Kobold.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:50:55 2016 No.15037153 Fluffy weresheep imotous!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:51:04 2016 No.15037155 >>15037146 Jubjub

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:51:33 2016 No.15037157 >>15037146 Titania. Hell, a demon would take care of you and shower you with love until you feel better.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:51:34 2016 No.15037158 >>15037146 A Cupid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:52:30 2016 No.15037161 >>15037144 >using trigger seriously You might as well have called him a nazi for how much your credibility just vaporized.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:52:56 2016 No.15037163 >>15037091 Be basically showed that he was worse at taking criticism than Alp.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:52:56 2016 No.15037164 >>15037144 >nothing wrong with editionfaggotry Alright, this OP was definitely purposeful sabotage. Nobody can be this much of a retard for real. Can we just report him and make a new thread now?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:54:27 2016 No.15037168 >>15037164 We're 100 or so posts in, so unfortunately no. The autistic level of defense the OP is getting from this one guy is suspicious as fuck though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:55:20 2016 No.15037170 >>15037146 The one that actually loves you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:55:32 2016 No.15037172 fuckin it's wednesday /mgt/, chillax

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:55:32 2016 No.15037173 >>15037146 Your favorite one

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:55:38 2016 No.15037174 >>15037164 We have to suck it up and use this one.

Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:57:12 2016 No.15037181

>>15037149
Why not a spooky Shoggoth maid that always does spooky stuff when you are not seeing and a pink-haired Kobold that always tries to warn you about it but you never listen?

God, that concept of a pink-haired scaredy Kobold trying to save me from spookiness from last thread hooked me right away.

Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:57:36 2016 No.15037184

>>15037168
This. Gotta stay the course at this point.

I don't know how suspicious it really is though. This is the same sort of outside defense you see whenever somebody pushes a shit fetish here too. "It's literally nothing. Get over it you easily triggered autists." Like some ultimate contrarian or king of the fenceposters.

Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:57:40 2016 No.15037185

>>15037168
Well maybe you should've done it 0 posts in.

Having edition in the OP should be an automatic "ignore it and make a real thread". Just remember that next time so this doesn't happen again. Otherwise anyone can exploit something like that to just slowly keep infecting the thread with more and more cancer if any of it's tolerated.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:57:59 2016 No.15037187 >>15037082 I like to pretend I've chilled a little bit. But not like people liked my stories anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:58:13 2016 No.15037189 >>15037172 what does mgt stand for?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:58:31 2016 No.15037191 >>15037181 As long as the Shoggoth isn't legitimately terrorizing her with grotesque faces and scary masks, then that sounds pretty nice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:58:44 2016 No.15037193 >>15037189 Monster Girl Thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:59:22 2016 No.15037197 >>15037189 Making Gay Times.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:59:31 2016 No.15037198 >>15037189 monstergirl thread

Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:59:37 2016 No.15037199

>>15037184
>This is the same sort of outside defense you see whenever somebody pushes a shit fetish here too
Honestly it looks like some butthurt /d/fag is trying to fuck with us and degrade the threads, because he knows any direct attacks will get shouted down without mercy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 18:59:46 2016 No.15037201 >>15037189 Many Great Touhous. You'll like it here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:00:15 2016 No.15037203 >>15037168 I'm not defending him, I'm attacking others. OP fucked up, but so many spergs are acting like it's the apocalypse and shitting up the thread instead of just posting as usual.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:00:46 2016 No.15037206 >>15037201 Whats a touhou?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:01:22 2016 No.15037209 File: 32 KB, 298x259, 1452459381997.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15037189 Majestic goat titties.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:01:38 2016 No.15037211 File: 79 KB, 550x719, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15037206 A sexual goddess.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:01:49 2016 No.15037213 File: 270 KB, 450x600, 1448404447162.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15037185 why do you hate the word edition so much?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:02:25 2016 No.15037214 >>15037206 isn't a Touhou one of those boat girls everybody talks about every now and then?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:02:56 2016 No.15037218 >>15037203 >"just ignore the futafags, it's nothing" This is literally you right now. Anyone who has spent moderate amounts of time in these threads should know editionfaggotry is straight up shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:03:03 2016 No.15037219 >>15037203 No anon. You are the sperg.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:03:38 2016 No.15037221 >>15037203 So you're openly admitting to just fueling the shitposting you're complaining about.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:03:54 2016 No.15037225 >>15037213 Because it's the hallmark of a general thread which has fallen to shit, plagued by garbage.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:03:54 2016 No.15037226 >>15037206 Lolis laying out laser labyrinths

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:04:18 2016 No.15037227 >>15037214 Yes, that's exactly what they are desu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:04:25 2016 No.15037229 >>15037213 Not him but it's become a sign and staple of all the worst sorts of generals. No reason for us to fall into it too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:05:34 2016 No.15037234 >>15037214 No, you're thinking Kumiho.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:05:53 2016 No.15037235 >>15037225 We already are at that state though. The threads are 90% memes, shitposting and arguments, with the other 10% being discussion and content.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:06:37 2016 No.15037237 File: 316 KB, 800x686, 47456878_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Little centaurs are very cute!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:07:38 2016 No.15037241 >>15037235 10% content is a hell of a lot more than the ones he's talking about. It's about on the level of action. Is that what you want to be associated with?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:07:52 2016 No.15037242 >>15037237 Indeed. Tiny horses are best horses

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:07:56 2016 No.15037244 >>15037237 yes they are would headpat

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:08:11 2016 No.15037246 File: 96 KB, 489x700, H4Eh9B8.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15037237 That they are.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:08:15 2016 No.15037250 File: 166 KB, 756x981, 1407082536364.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15037237 I prefer mine on the bigger side with mind rape powers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:08:27 2016 No.15037251 >>15037235 I agree with you about 60%, but we at least aren't drowning under attention whore namefags. And people kick up a decent fuss at shit like the waifu wars, rolling games, and all the other symptoms of a tired, begging-for-death General.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:08:30 2016 No.15037253 >>15037209 Monkey butt > Goat tits.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:08:39 2016 No.15037256 >>15037237 Cute, but I prefer the big ones with big sexy titties.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:08:54 2016 No.15037258 >>15037235 >We already are at that state though. Not even fucking close. You haven't even seen a cancerous general thread if you think that.

Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:09:07 2016 No.15037260

>>15037218
>"just ignore the futafags, it's nothing"
>This is literally you right now.

No it's "literally" not. You must have legitimate mental issue to be able to conflate the two.

>Anyone who has spent moderate amounts of time in these threads should know edition faggotry is straight up shitposting.
I've been here since the move from /a/, started numerous threads myself, and have never heard ANYONE complain about such an innocuous, retarded thing until today.

There's literally nothing wrong with it and it's apparently like a fucking dog whistle to your autistic brain. Explain why it's bad, let alone worth throwing a temper tantrum over. I'm really interested.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:09:11 2016 No.15037263 >>15037250 And when you wake up, you can take out your frustrations at being used in your sleep upon their suddenly-shy self!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:09:31 2016 No.15037266 >>15037237 >>15037246 Little centaurs are the only good centaurs. I hate horsepussy normally, but I'd gladly make an exception for these two.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:09:38 2016 No.15037267 >>15037009 oh shit, I didn't know they made Bakuon into anime

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:09:50 2016 No.15037269 I feel like our thread is pretty tame, desu. We discuss shit quite alot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:10:41 2016 No.15037272 >>15037250 >>15037256 Just let them grow up

Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:10:51 2016 No.15037275

>>15037251
>people kick up a decent fuss at shit like the waifu wars, rolling games, and all the other symptoms of a tired, begging-for-death General.

Not really. Every time one person points out that they're overplayed and tired you get multiple anons attacking them for even suggesting that the thirtieth instance of it might be a sign that said event has jumped the shark.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:10:57 2016 No.15037276 >>15037269 It is, but doomsayers are as old as the threads themselves.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:11:14 2016 No.15037279 >>15037266 Same. >>15037246 makes me want to commit a crime. I'm going to stick my thumb in her bellybutton and wiggle it around.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:11:38 2016 No.15037281 >>15037269 At least it's better than the Fallout

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:11:54 2016 No.15037282 >>15037189 >>15037206 >>15037214 This literally cannot be happening It is a joke, right?

Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:12:04 2016 No.15037283
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Looks like he's done with the line art for this side

The hair is beautiful

I think i'm letting my hype for this spill into the thread too much

I'm going to try and not post anything Miia daki related until it's done and fully colored

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:12:35 2016 No.15037285 File: 1.93 MB, 6000x5700, 1432146666306.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15037263 I'd climb on her back and grope those huge horse tits, shy or not she's getting revenge groped.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:12:38 2016 No.15037286 >>15037275 You're not wrong. But at least the people calling out their overplayed nature exist and post in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:12:40 2016 No.15037287 >>15037281 The fallout general on /vg/

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:12:58 2016 No.15037289 >>15037283 K Keep me posted

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:13:02 2016 No.15037290 File: 304 KB, 800x960, Look At That Sword.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I really like Dark Elves I want to marry a Dark Elf Holy fucking shit, you lot are still going. Fucking drop it and talk about Monster Girls already.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:13:18 2016 No.15037291 >>15037237 Tiny horse pussies are not shit!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:13:23 2016 No.15037293 >>15037250 Nightmares are for raping senseless only, when catching them by faking sleep.

Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:13:25 2016 No.15037294

>>15037260
>I've been here since the move from /a/
And you just keep providing more evidence that you're lying.

From the start on /jp/, everyone has refused to name the thread a "general", refused to use a thread that starts with editionfaggotry, and more. You'd know all of this if you weren't a cancerous newfag or a straight up trolling faggot.

Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:13:40 2016 No.15037297

>>15037260
>he whines about shitposting and yet won't stop trying to bait more arguing with petty insults and dragging this out longer than needed
I'm not even that guy and give no fucks about editions and whatnot, but I think you're the one with the mental issues here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:14:05 2016 No.15037300 >>15037294 This.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:14:42 2016 No.15037303 >>15037279 >playing with loli navels The best. I don't think I'd use my thumb, though. I'd use something like my fore or middle finger, and tease them by slowly spiralling and circling around the very edge of their navel, before poking in.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:14:43 2016 No.15037304 File: 1.53 MB, 4514x2970, 1459284042010.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15037290 I agree, let's talk about elves and wendigos.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:15:11 2016 No.15037307 >>15037283 Appreciate the updates since I'm next in line. Miia's looking great so far.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:15:39 2016 No.15037311 >>15037303 I'd use my tongue.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:16:22 2016 No.15037314 File: 369 KB, 800x1000, Hellhound23.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw no tomboy hellhound gf to have fun with during the day and rough loving during the night

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:17:12 2016 No.15037318 >>15037286 I wish more anons did it to be honest. Some anons here are happy literally repeating the same shit over and over forever. Same for the meme spouting, the stinkypede shit and headpat spamming almost makes me want to start using filters.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:17:59 2016 No.15037322 >>15037294 "editionfaggotry" isn't a thing, Bring up and archive and show an example of complaints in the past. You're just making shit up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:18:01 2016 No.15037323 >>15037314 >tfw no loli Hellhounds to team up and rape you in your sleep >one sits on your face while the other deepthroats you suffering

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:18:36 2016 No.15037326 >>15037290 While I'm not a huge fan of their sadistic tendencies, I must say that Dark Elves are fucking sexy as hell.

Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:19:06 2016 No.15037331

>>15037285
Man, Nightmares are just awesome. They've got the inhuman form of the centaur, the mind-meddling madness of the Mindflayer, a dual-personality setup like the Jorougumo, the shape-shifting tendencies of the Doppelganger, the mystic might connected with the Lich, and a scythe to boot. Also, guaranteed good dreams, forever.

I think I'm in love.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:20:04 2016 No.15037339 >>15037318 It's just a typical problem the thread has always had. Somebody does something fun or funny once, then they just keep reiterating it over and over until it's completely driven into the ground. And then we move on to the next one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:20:15 2016 No.15037341 >>15037318 I don't mind headpats as long as it's cute and not posted every thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:20:53 2016 No.15037344 >>15037311 I think I'd use my tongue as a warmup. Get a loli monstergirl's tummy all wet and tingly from the drying saliva, so when you actually begin to put a firmer feeling finger there, she's even more stimulated by it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:21:19 2016 No.15037346 File: 204 KB, 317x399, gonna ruffle that hair.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15037283 It's coming along wonderfully. I might post my commission's progress a few times here too

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:21:34 2016 No.15037348 File: 91 KB, 620x877, Happy_Hellhound.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15037323 I'd rather it be two adult hellhounds, just imagine being sandwiched between two hellhound girls. You'd never need to use a heater.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:21:47 2016 No.15037350 >>15037341 But it is, and endlessly so. Even without the concept being stupid to begin with it's posted more so than any other meme on these threads.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:21:48 2016 No.15037351 >>15037331 The can even use that scythe to slice open a portal to the dream world and presumably run into it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:22:33 2016 No.15037353 File: 55 KB, 204x184, 1369545536035.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:23:05 2016 No.15037355 >>15037346 >that satisfied expression Cute!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:23:18 2016 No.15037356 >>15037331 They're one of the girls I used to overlook but grown on me way more than I ever expected. Wish they had more content than they do at the moment though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:23:26 2016 No.15037358 >>15037339 >commercial-anon syndrome If I could change one thing about the threads it would be this. It wouldn't solve the shitposting issue, but at least things wouldn't get so stagnant.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:26:03 2016 No.15037369 File: 1.53 MB, 2200x1800, 1458496136253.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15037314 >tfw no teenage Hellhound coming to you looking for a job when you only have 1 position open

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:26:48 2016 No.15037373 >>15037353 I share your pain, meme-senpai.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:28:18 2016 No.15037377 File: 142 KB, 500x400, 1433031158210.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15037353

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:28:42 2016 No.15037379 >>15037011 Want to fuck that fluffy tail...gonna fuck that fluffy tail!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:29:23 2016 No.15037381 >>15037099 But anon, they're treated horribly! Think of the poor waifus!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:29:30 2016 No.15037382 File: 189 KB, 750x750, 1403496488039.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] you guys ever miss crayonfag?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:30:26 2016 No.15037388 >>15037382 Yes, but I haven't seen that one before.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:30:52 2016 No.15037391 >>15037146 Echidna/holstaur/lich. The last one being literal. EVERY fetish is research material.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:31:34 2016 No.15037396 >>15037382 I do, but latenight fills that niche with better art as well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:31:52 2016 No.15037398 >>15037391 Even those fetishes?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:31:55 2016 No.15037399 >>15037381 No they're not, they're idols, people come from all over the country to see them perform.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:32:01 2016 No.15037400 >>15037382 Yeah, he was actually fun.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:32:56 2016 No.15037403 File: 932 KB, 1700x910, 1402110920214.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15037377 >>15037373

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:33:04 2016 No.15037404 >>15037396 He doesn't draw funny stuff though, just thread memes and the occasional good picture.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:33:20 2016 No.15037407 >>15037382 Always

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:33:58 2016 No.15037408 File: 175 KB, 837x1120, 1406089063303.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15037246 Life is hard for Shetland Pony-chan.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:34:01 2016 No.15037411 File: 358 KB, 500x2000, 1421804700463.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15037382 He's still around He made that one cu sitch comic that i don't have saved he also owes me a picture

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:34:16 2016 No.15037414 >>15037382 No

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:34:52 2016 No.15037416 >>15037398 I dunno but If you're talking about the ones I think you are then whatever MG meets me is going to have to wonder if it would be worth it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:35:33 2016 No.15037423 >>15036878 >No subject >No obvious Monster Girl image >"___ Edition"

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:35:49 2016 No.15037424 >>15037396 I love Latenight's drawings, but I think they fall into the cute category, rather than the outright comedy that Crayonfag's were. Latenight is the better artist though for sure.

Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:36:02 2016 No.15037426
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>>15037318
Well, to be quite frank with you it's pretty easy to become complacent with repeating the same things over and over ad nauseum. Especially as a writefag, given that a majority of the Anons here often times give an impression of not really giving a shit about anything in a story outside of the climax of monster and hopefully a human guy bumping uglies.

That and a general lack of storytelling experience, grasp of various ways to describe p0nis in vagoo without it getting stale is a bit trying when usually people are rare to offer up constructive criticism and when they do it's pretty easy to overlook it with the rapidity that the thread often times moves at and only see the "FUCK OFF YOU DIDN'T PANDER TO X FETISH" nonsense instead and get turned off by the whole thing.

I mean, if people actually showed some kind of desire for a story that wasn't entirely focused on smut or didn't just use girls that have reached Critical Memetic Status like Manticores, Cheshires, Hellhounds, Kikimoras, whatever other girls are mentioned in every other thread there'd be a reason to pursue something -more- outside of just shoveling the next piece of drivel like every writefaggot is Electronic Arts and you're all the common, vulgar, weak licentious crowds who slurp that disgusting shit called Call of Duty every year.

That's just my two cents and if that's not what you meant the whole >breastfed by a Holstaur, Amazon-dom status, Alpposting and all that other shit need to die harder than Milhouse becoming a meme.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:37:25 2016 No.15037430 >>15037318 >>15037339 That's every general for you. Nothing only of this thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:37:39 2016 No.15037432 >>15037416 Yep, I'm talking about THOSE fetishes. You sick freak. You glorious degenerate, you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:38:26 2016 No.15037438 >>15037426 >Amazon-dom status Eh?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:39:00 2016 No.15037440 >>15037411 >That was 2 years ago Where has the time gone? Also dat Ben Garrison at the bottom

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:39:10 2016 No.15037442 >>15037408 >All the other Centaurs can give their husbands rides. >Shetland Pony is too small to carry hers. >Instead, her husband gives her rides and embarrasses her. Poor Shetland Pony-chan.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:39:38 2016 No.15037444 >>15037438 The whole shitstorms that start up over stuff like fem and male dom involving Amazons and Hellhounds.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:41:02 2016 No.15037450 >>15037398 Some research is more hands-on than others, but a mg won't let anything come between their glorious husbando and happiness. And the really bad ones don't have lasting negative effects when you're practically an archmage.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:41:16 2016 No.15037451 File: 266 KB, 530x688, 1445145555971.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15037153

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:42:52 2016 No.15037457 >>15037442 >Piggyback Shetland-chan >Cho Aniki Husband

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:42:57 2016 No.15037459 File: 2.52 MB, 2500x3450, spookysnusnu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] kloah?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:43:21 2016 No.15037460 >>15037451 Ma'am, what are you doing in my sack?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:44:27 2016 No.15037467 >>15037355 Yeah I like that one too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:45:00 2016 No.15037471 >>15037459 Great eyes. Horrible teeth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:45:07 2016 No.15037473 >>15037450 Oh my. I hope a lich can keep up with such explorative deviancy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:46:03 2016 No.15037477 File: 55 KB, 600x848, 1459961700470.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I need some sort of elf sensei to teach me Gaelic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:46:27 2016 No.15037480 >>15037444 I don't remember the last time they werr used for shitposting in a shitstorm. Also in your first reply you make it look like there's something wrong with them being doms.

Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:47:24 2016 No.15037482

>>15037426
No, I agree with what you mean, but I was talking about the endless rolling threads and the shitty memes/threadcanon that only act to encourage stagnation. As I said in my other post, the current obsessions the thread has are headpats, smelly bugs and the standard threadcanon. Just what will it take for the average anon to get actually get bored of these things?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:47:41 2016 No.15037486 >>15037459 Kloah world is best world >inb4 that salty shota hater

Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:48:51 2016 No.15037491
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>>15037459
>still hasn't done anything with the two other girls in that image
>still hasn't done anything with his vampire design
Dammit Kloah. Also, I'm flattered that you're using the filename I gave that image way back on /a/.

Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:49:00 2016 No.15037493
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>You will never reveal that your boss is actually an alp and use the scandal to take her position and have her demoted to your secretary
>You will never pull her skirt up and bend her over the mahogany desk that used to be hers
>You will never violate her until she ahegaos and tell her this is what she really wanted instead of being in control

It hurts to live

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:49:39 2016 No.15037495 >>15037486 >>15037491 I wish he'd do more stuff with that clothes possessing lady.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:50:06 2016 No.15037497 >>15037459 NO-ah

Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:50:31 2016 No.15037501

>>15037444
That's likely to be that one guy who just storms in and starts claiming that we should all follow his headcanon or else. Then starts rambling about a silent majority agreeing with him and mass samefagging a ton of responses to make it look like he has massive support for it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:51:04 2016 No.15037505 >>15037442 Would you be willing to train so you can actually pick up and carry the Shetland girl?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:51:18 2016 No.15037506 >>15037495 There's only one image of her so far unfortunately. The one she currently has is pretty hot though, tender and forced kissing a best.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:52:22 2016 No.15037511 >>15037432 Well, I guess whichever one took me up must like sweets or doesn't mind some pampering....unless I'm looking for a strong girl

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:54:20 2016 No.15037517 >>15037459 >Imagining the face of satisfaction of that big onee-san while i milk those enourmous tits of hers Sometimes i think i need to stop lurking because you fuckers will kill me one of this days through a severe case of blue balls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:55:42 2016 No.15037522 >>15037495 I wish he made more with the witch and her evil hat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:56:53 2016 No.15037527 File: 387 KB, 1104x1188, gazer pancakes comfy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] comfy wife

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:58:10 2016 No.15037533 >>15037527 >This is what happens when you ask your husband to buy a new mousepad

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:58:24 2016 No.15037534 File: 796 KB, 1090x892, gazer novanasart.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Also picture from a few months ago that I'm unsure if I posted.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:58:28 2016 No.15037536 >>15037527 >resting on an oppai mousepad Lewd wife.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:58:36 2016 No.15037538 >>15037527 Would your wife be jealous of the animu mousepad for having bigger tits than her?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:58:46 2016 No.15037541 >>15037527 More oppai Gazer when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 19:59:48 2016 No.15037549 >>15037534 Them ass-fangs mang.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 20:01:24 2016 No.15037559 File: 203 KB, 480x678, 46457330_p12_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Vampires a best

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 20:02:58 2016 No.15037568 >>15037559 Two words: Haemophobia.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 20:03:12 2016 No.15037570 >>15037559 Agreed. They're one of my favorites.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 20:03:27 2016 No.15037574 >>15037517 Embrace it anon, but don't go too crazy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 20:03:57 2016 No.15037575 Is there a nude of Hosltaur and Atago yet?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 20:04:09 2016 No.15037577 >>15037568 Same desu senpai

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 20:04:24 2016 No.15037579 >>15037538 No, hers are better anyway. >>15037536 >>15037533 http://i.imgur.com/ZHHmedF.jpg >>15037541 Who knows

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 20:05:34 2016 No.15037584 >>15037575 Yeah it was posted last thread as a pixiv link.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 20:07:10 2016 No.15037594 >>15037568 >>15037570 They can help you, just like spider girls help guys with arachnophobia.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 20:08:04 2016 No.15037597 >>15037575 http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=56227778

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 20:08:22 2016 No.15037599 >>15037594 Second reply meant for >>15037577

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 20:09:32 2016 No.15037604 >>15037460 She wants a onii-chan for christmas.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 20:10:11 2016 No.15037608 >>15037594 >>15037599 She probably doesn't want my blood anyway, I'm a sickly little twig whi's pumped full of drugs all the time. She wouldn't find me tasty at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 20:11:26 2016 No.15037614 >>15037579 Cute!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 20:12:00 2016 No.15037615 File: 50 KB, 350x350, 1401983639039.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15037597 my favorite ship and my favorite monster girl oh god I'm dying

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 20:12:10 2016 No.15037617 >>15037579 Lewd dog.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 20:12:43 2016 No.15037622 >>15037608 But she just wants to be a strong noble woman for you!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 20:13:15 2016 No.15037624 >>15037617 the dog knows what's up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 20:13:52 2016 No.15037627 >>15037608 She can help you get out of there, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 20:15:56 2016 No.15037635 >>15037615 Reminder to delete your reaction images within 30 minutes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 20:16:41 2016 No.15037638 >>15037482 They probably never will, unfortunately. The Oomukadedodechahedron or whatever the hell that story was actually called was the first time in a long while an Oomukade didn't precisely conform to Alp's shitty meme.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 20:17:15 2016 No.15037640 >>15037597 Thanks That guy is awesome How long did it take him to finish that pic?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 20:23:32 2016 No.15037673 >>15037635 Is this a thing? I didn't know.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 20:25:47 2016 No.15037681 >>15037673 It's common courtesy since we have an image limit of 301.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 20:26:13 2016 No.15037686 >>15037459 >Kloah will never draw MGE girls

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 20:26:15 2016 No.15037687 >>15037673 I tried to delete an image before and got a "you cannot delete an image this old"

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 20:28:02 2016 No.15037696 >>15037686 >Kloah will never draw a Wight or any other Undead girl

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 20:31:10 2016 No.15037715 File: 650 KB, 1200x1200, 33659265_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 20:31:31 2016 No.15037719 >kitsoviet finally posts a story >It's not Small Town Blues Come on senpai. Don't tease me like that

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 20:33:16 2016 No.15037729 >>15037719 But fat-bottomed masochistic Kitsune is pretty baller desu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 20:33:39 2016 No.15037735 >>15037715 I want a snek wife in my life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 20:34:13 2016 No.15037739 File: 67 KB, 700x969, 1418827996283-4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15037715 snake the best

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 20:35:31 2016 No.15037746 >>15037739 but yandere snakes are creeps and not the best

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 20:36:18 2016 No.15037752 >>15037746 That's not a nice thing to say about a shrine maiden.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 20:37:03 2016 No.15037756 >>15037729 Meh. I'd rather have more moth stories. Moth=best bug

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 20:37:29 2016 No.15037761 File: 671 KB, 800x937, 1435530858560.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15037746 you take that back!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 20:38:10 2016 No.15037764 >>15037715 Snakes are cute. >>15037739 Especially the hard-working white ones. I'd go to the shrine just to see her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 20:38:38 2016 No.15037769 >>15037739 I still want to try that old challenge someone post in the threads about molesting a Shirohebi in public transport without being noticed. If it all goes well then i escape free, if it goes bad then i get violently husbando'd.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 20:40:44 2016 No.15037774 >>15037746 If a monster girl isn't yandere, can you really say she loves you and isn't just using you for semen?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 20:40:52 2016 No.15037775 >>15037739 And the cutest! http://imgur.com/aYeReUa

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 20:42:12 2016 No.15037780 File: 32 KB, 357x303, armpits.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15037752 >>15037761 if she's a real shrine maiden then why is she wearing such a lewd and improper outfit?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 20:43:02 2016 No.15037782 >>15037719 >Kitsoviet >Writing again Colour me surprised

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 20:43:02 2016 No.15037783 >>15037780 Your pic related explains it all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 20:43:30 2016 No.15037787 >>15037780 because monstergirls that's why asshole

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 20:44:20 2016 No.15037790 >>15037782 He's been back for a while now, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 20:45:47 2016 No.15037795 >>15037787 in that case monster girls should be shrine maidens in JAVs

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 20:46:46 2016 No.15037805 >>15037790 Where was he to begin with?

Anonymous Wed Apr 6 20:46:51 2016 No.15037806

>>15037615
You're welcome.
>>15037640
From first sketch less than a week, that's not even the original version, original has them clothed but I mentioned the possibility of a clothed and topless version in the commission and he threw the topless one in for free. 35 bucks for the whole deal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 20:47:44 2016 No.15037817 >>15037805 Hiatus

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 20:53:39 2016 No.15037855 File: 465 KB, 900x900, fairy mom.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw kitsoviet will never write another story involving monstergirl soldiers >tfw you will never get ravaged by a MG sailor on shore leave

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 20:54:11 2016 No.15037860 >>15037855 Why not?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 20:55:39 2016 No.15037863 >>15037855 >>15037860 This.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 20:56:54 2016 No.15037870 File: 661 KB, 1600x1200, hellhound nerd.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15037860 because he's working on a story now, and i'd rather that he write what he wants to write about never say never though

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 20:57:09 2016 No.15037874 File: 1.93 MB, 1024x870, 1459896379371.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Scottish Drow y/n.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 20:57:23 2016 No.15037875 File: 207 KB, 766x1366, 0d75ef63d0da5484dc326292767be8b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15037855 >tfw Kitsoviet will never finish his Journalist rewrite >he will never expand on the Soviet Fluffy Tails setting baka desu senpai

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 20:58:26 2016 No.15037883 >>15037874 They just look like normal brown chicks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 20:59:09 2016 No.15037892 >>15037874 This is why no one takes Scotland seriously.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 20:59:58 2016 No.15037894 File: 556 KB, 1024x762, 1459896442668.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15037883 Same guy, I think. More elfy.

Anonymous Wed Apr 6 21:00:24 2016 No.15037896

>>15037769
>Molest-and-dashing someone with a prehensile tail like three times longer than your body.

You're almost as bad as that one anon who thought he could sexually harass a centaur without consequences, despite them being six times your average guy's bodyweight in sheer muscle.

You better hope you can make her ahego or pass out, otherwise you lose.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 21:00:53 2016 No.15037900 >>15037855 did he ded?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 21:03:15 2016 No.15037908 >>15037900 He just posted http://pastebin.com/9uu2Widj yesterday anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 21:04:43 2016 No.15037915 >>15037874 >>15037894 Wew baby.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 21:05:06 2016 No.15037918 >>15037896 that's why it is a challenge, Anon, it's not like we are molesting Alps in here. We are going for the brutal difficulty, to molest a MG that can outsmart or outstrenght you should be a fine art that only the craziest of Anons should pull.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 21:05:11 2016 No.15037919 >>15037817 I wish I could come back from hiatus but six months of no good ideas and no real help from any "friends" isn't much of a boosto.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 21:09:09 2016 No.15037933 >>15037918 I want to systematically molest all the Shirohebi (and the Ryu, of course) in a shrine one at a time, until I get them all waifu'd, and turn the shrine into one giant snek mating ball.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 21:09:18 2016 No.15037935 >>15037870 I want a tubby nerd hound to fluster!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 21:14:24 2016 No.15037951 >>15037870 This artist can draw some fine shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 21:14:35 2016 No.15037952 >>15037935 what if she gets her older delinquent sister to bully you back?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 21:15:51 2016 No.15037958 >>15037952 Then form a bully chain, since her sister bullies you, you bully her imouto more.

Anonymous Wed Apr 6 21:15:58 2016 No.15037959

>>15037894
>You'll never have three Elf wives
>You'll never get one pregnant
>The other two will never go back and forth between being happy that their family is growing and jealous that they're not pregnant as well
>They'll never guzzle fertility drugs and make you inseminate them

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 21:16:28 2016 No.15037964 >>15037774 I don't know, is their a way for this cute yandere Shirohebi to prove that her love for me is not just looks or semen, just want to make sure that her love is true?

Anonymous Wed Apr 6 21:17:51 2016 No.15037967 [DELETED]

>>15037952
I'm not bullying her, I'm just getting her flustered.
Commenting on her hair, calling her cute, giving her the occasional pat on the head.

Still, if she feels the need to call in her tall, muscled sister then oneechan is getting an oil massage till it sizzles

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 21:17:58 2016 No.15037968 >>15037806 Fucking nice I would probably commission something but looks like he closed commissions and focusing on his seaport-hime game

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 21:19:33 2016 No.15037970 >>15037958 But what if her sister has her group of delinquent MGs gangbully you for hours until you become their bullyslut?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 21:20:58 2016 No.15037977 >>15037970 Hold the chubby imouto as hostage and tell them i will ruin her for marriage if they don't back off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 21:22:03 2016 No.15037983 >>15037964 What would happen if you actually question a Shirohebi's love like that? what kind of lenghts would she go to prove her love for you is real?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 21:22:11 2016 No.15037984 >>15037933 >>15037918 I want to bully a Shirohebi playing sleep like this. Possibly with more molesting or tickling to break her. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqjW4VM1xdE

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 21:22:15 2016 No.15037985 >>15037968 Yeah he's not taking any new commissions until after friday the 8th.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 21:26:45 2016 No.15038002 >>15037977 Cumflate the nerd hound!

Anonymous Wed Apr 6 21:27:45 2016 No.15038005

>>15037983
Really all she has to do is join me when I'm playing games, watching shows, and swimming. Also her telling me all the things she likes about me is a good way to prove it, things like personality and things we did together, I like her and am only doing this to see if her love is true and genuine. Also having conversations about are passions and simple cuddle sessions are great ways to prove her love to me as well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 21:31:16 2016 No.15038015 >tfw nerdhound was the best thing I helped create >didn't even write about her Tis an odd feel.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 21:32:03 2016 No.15038019 >>15038005 Careful, it's a Shirohebi we are talking about, she may not react with the usual reactions, she may end up actually having doubts about it and going yandere on herself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 21:32:10 2016 No.15038020 >>15037985 That's good desu I want the game ASAP

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 21:33:11 2016 No.15038022 >>15038002 POUND the HOUND

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 21:33:33 2016 No.15038024 >>15037970 >>15037977 >>15038002 >>15038015 >Bullying a nerdhound acceptable >Having a subwoofer unacceptable /mgt/ is weird.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 21:35:13 2016 No.15038032 >>15038024 >Subwoofer I see what you did there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 21:35:30 2016 No.15038033 >>15038015 Yeah well, that one degenerate P'Orc lover never delivered

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 21:35:40 2016 No.15038035 >>15038024 Subwoofer?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 21:36:19 2016 No.15038039 >>15038022 Keep going till she'd she's ahegoing and looks pregnant! Then keep going till she is! >>15038024 >subwoofer Hah!

Anonymous Wed Apr 6 21:36:23 2016 No.15038040

>>15038019
How does she go yandere on herself, because I don't want her to be hurting herself because that would make me sad. Also what reactions should I suspect, because I just want to know I can trust her and that she loves me for more than looks that's all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 21:36:34 2016 No.15038041 >>15038033 Would have posted it if i had the pic, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 21:37:01 2016 No.15038046 >>15038035 Submissive hellhound

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 21:37:48 2016 No.15038052 >>15038046 Why would anyone want that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 21:38:08 2016 No.15038055 >>15038024 >subwoofer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIgfiSzCy1o

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 21:39:09 2016 No.15038057 >>15038052 You mean why would anyone want a bullyable hellhound? Same diff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 21:39:59 2016 No.15038062 >>15038052 People who want to see a hellhound in a cute kimono serving you tea. Or people who want to see a hellhound in a naked apron asking if anon wants dinner, a bath or them

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 21:40:46 2016 No.15038067 >>15038057 >>15038062 Just paint a Kobold black.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 21:41:37 2016 No.15038072 File: 325 KB, 650x418, 56218057_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 21:42:29 2016 No.15038077 >>15038072 What is she going to do on the bed?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 21:42:53 2016 No.15038079 >>15038067 a kobold is fine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 21:43:41 2016 No.15038084 >>15038062 I'll take three! Also, eating grilling food off a naked hellhound as a platter when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 21:47:14 2016 No.15038095 >>15038084 nyotaimori hellhound? I doubt she has the patience to sit there and wait for you to finish your meal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 21:47:45 2016 No.15038098 >>15038084 >the hellhound can be used to keep the food warm

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 21:48:07 2016 No.15038099 >>15038079 A Kobold is always fine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 21:48:22 2016 No.15038101 >>15038095 Tell her she can have reipu if she's a good girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 21:49:19 2016 No.15038107 >>15038095 >she will never release her pent up lust on you after you've finished "eating" her It hurts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 21:50:45 2016 No.15038113 File: 1.91 MB, 1280x1224, 1422317670963.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nerds will be bullied and molested.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 21:52:16 2016 No.15038116 File: 313 KB, 595x843, fujofox.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15038113 Do not bully the dweebs, they're quite sensitive creatures and will likely cry if you do

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 21:52:17 2016 No.15038117 >>15038113 Yeah, starting with the manticores that talk rather than act.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 21:52:26 2016 No.15038119 >>15038113 Do Manticores have sensitive chests?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 21:52:50 2016 No.15038121 File: 387 KB, 693x1100, 1447042360271.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15038099 kobold the best

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 21:53:58 2016 No.15038123 >>15038067 I think I finally understand. I shall set a kobold on fire and watch her turn crispy black, just like a hellhound, but I guess she wouldn't be so gentle after her transformation, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 21:54:28 2016 No.15038124 >>15038113 Like that Manticore for instance, along with her smug friends.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 21:54:57 2016 No.15038126 >>15038113 The only way to de-smug and make a Manticore blush is to confess to her on the school rooftop as the sun sets.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 21:55:29 2016 No.15038130 File: 698 KB, 1200x1087, 1459990440692.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sheep titties.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 21:55:48 2016 No.15038131 >>15038123 >This is what a domfag is like.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 21:56:37 2016 No.15038134 >>15038121 They are so damned adorable and affectionate. I'd give her belly-rubs and ear-scratches until she tackles me and begs me to bear my children.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 21:57:05 2016 No.15038135 >>15038130 That lewd, trouble-making Goat is at it again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 21:57:58 2016 No.15038138 >>15038134 We truly need more Kobold stories.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 21:59:27 2016 No.15038142 >>15038138 indeed!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 21:59:39 2016 No.15038143 >>15038138 Kobolds a shit, Hellhounds are better.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 22:00:52 2016 No.15038144 >>15038138 Soon anon, soon. I promise.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 22:01:00 2016 No.15038145 >>15038143 hey man hellhounds are alright in my book but I like kobold more

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 22:01:05 2016 No.15038146 >>15038138 Well, when kobolddaughterufag stops shitposting and starts writing, we might get something. Until then we'll have to make do with... that french poodle greentext I guess? All I can think of.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 22:03:05 2016 No.15038153 Hellbolds! The kobold/hellhound hybrids!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 22:03:27 2016 No.15038155 File: 186 KB, 850x560, 1438286741111.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15038145 This, Kobolds are easier to take to a Dog Park than Hellhounds.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 22:04:17 2016 No.15038157 >>15038153 So a slightly warmer Wolfu?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 22:04:35 2016 No.15038159 >>15038153 YOUR A MADMAN!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 22:04:38 2016 No.15038160 >>15038153 The most neutral girls ever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 22:05:04 2016 No.15038163 >>15038157 Yep, with big, happy smiles and little flaming eyes

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 22:06:33 2016 No.15038166 >>15038159 They say madness and genius are two sides of the same coin. >>15038160 With black skin/fur and kobold like demeanors!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 22:09:16 2016 No.15038169 >>15038166 I want to rub a Hellbold's belly!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 22:10:56 2016 No.15038174 File: 3.85 MB, 1085x1239, 7239e9f781.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15038113 I wanna lewd bully alps with a manticore.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 22:11:34 2016 No.15038175 >>15038153 Does the Hellbound have flame eyes?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 22:13:11 2016 No.15038177 >>15038174 >You will never team up with a Manticore to form a Bully Duo, bullying nerdy Humans and Monsters alike.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 22:13:33 2016 No.15038179 >>15038169 I'm sure she'd only love it more if it had pups in it >>15038175 Yep, blue, green, and red being the most common

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 22:15:42 2016 No.15038184 >>15038174 I wanna lewd bully manticores with a alp.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 22:17:03 2016 No.15038186 >>15038184 I just want to lewd bully a manticore by myself by cuntteasing her. Just constantly engineering situations that would lead to us having sex and then leaving. I want her to get frustrated enough to rape me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 22:20:53 2016 No.15038202 >>15038186 Then you would turn the tables on her just before she raped you and cunteased her like never before?

Anonymous Wed Apr 6 22:25:14 2016 No.15038213

>>15038113
>Manticore Bully swaggers down the hallway.
>Everyone steps back.
>She looks at you.
>Oh come on, not today.
>Without saying anything, she smirks and shoves you into a locker.
>She walks away, leaving you inside to miss class.
>"H-Heh, she got you too huh?"
>You realize your pressed up against that short, flat-chested Nerdhound in the locker.
>"L-Looks like we'll be in here for a while, Do you want to talk about Ancient Greek history?"
>This is going to be a long schoolday.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 22:26:25 2016 No.15038218 >>15038213 That must be a big locker.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 22:26:51 2016 No.15038219 >>15038213 >not lifting the latch and escaping. It's like no one looked at how their locker worked.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 22:29:42 2016 No.15038227 File: 90 KB, 494x806, 1459559490149.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Y'know, if pic-related was more unkempt, colored brown, and given a poncho she'd look just like an updated version of Chupa-chan.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 22:30:20 2016 No.15038230 >>15038213 Too bad it wasn't the claustrophobic lamia in there like last time. She squeezes real tight.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 22:30:22 2016 No.15038231 >>15038213 But I like History. I'll talk about it with her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 22:31:21 2016 No.15038234 >>15038218 For you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 22:32:44 2016 No.15038241 >>15038213 >You will never discuss the intrincacies of ancient greek politics with a flat-chested nerdhound. Why even go to school anymore?

Anonymous Wed Apr 6 22:33:40 2016 No.15038242
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>MFW imagining Basilisk villages
>MFW in the ultimate form of intimacy, both them and their husbands wear masks. The wives to cover their eyes, the husbands to cover their entire face but the eyes
>MFW only they know what each other actually looks like, a secret they share in the bedroom between each other
>MFW if I take that off will you die?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 22:35:51 2016 No.15038251 >>15038242 It would be extremely painful.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 22:35:58 2016 No.15038252 >>15038242 That's a cute idea.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 22:37:21 2016 No.15038257 >>15038242 Do the husbands get to have their masks custom tailored like their waifus? This is important.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 22:39:41 2016 No.15038262 >>15038213 >not opening the locker from the inside freeing both of you >not having a cute nerdhound hero worship you

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 22:42:25 2016 No.15038271 >>15038257 Their wives make the masks for them, using only their sense of touch to form what they believe best represents their husband's character to them.

Anonymous Wed Apr 6 22:43:04 2016 No.15038273

>>15038262
I like the way you think, for then you proceed to head pat and cuddle her, asking if she's like to continue that talk about Ancient Greek history or not. She may no have the biggest bust but her brain and her heart are better in return, never let her think for a minute she isn't a cutie.

Anonymous Wed Apr 6 22:46:14 2016 No.15038283

>>15038262
You know what the best part of that is besides godlike cuddling?
That Manticore is going to be super pissed that some flat nerd she shoved in a locker managed to win the heart of the guy she was trying to seduce.

>>15038273
Don't forget that she might have a great ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 22:48:37 2016 No.15038289 >>15038242 >>15038271 Wow, I actually really like this as an idea. It's not really often that I see talk about monstergirl culture beyond sex and all that boring stuff, but that sounds pretty interesting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 22:50:52 2016 No.15038298 >>15038271 Would there at least be eyeholes to see out of, or do their husbands attain Daredevil-tier senses?

Anonymous Wed Apr 6 22:53:44 2016 No.15038310

>>15038283
Indeed she does have a nice ass which is a nice bonus to an already great girl, but in the end the nerdhound won my heart with her lovely personality and huge amounts of intellect, something the manticore bully wishes she had. For the nerdhound she also showed genuine interest in me and m personality, while also having a very humble nature that's made her as wise as she is smart. Are cuddle sessions of learning History has not only made us smart, but created a strong relationship that manticore will forever have to live without, angry she never treat me nicely.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 22:55:26 2016 No.15038314 >>15038298 The idea is that the mask covers everything but the eyes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 22:57:00 2016 No.15038321 >>15038298 >>15038242

Anonymous Wed Apr 6 23:01:59 2016 No.15038335

>>15038310
That Manticore is going to have to go home and think about the fact that the guy who she's had her eyes on is not only with that nerdhound, but is likely going to be slapping his balls against her ass daily very soon.
She's going to have to re-evaluate her life and maybe pay a little more attention to that one human underling she's got that's been with her since day one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 23:02:47 2016 No.15038340 >>15038271 >Makes you a mask that looks like a Gundam >Asks you if you want to roleplay one night >Calls you Amuro >Asks you to call her Sayla

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 23:06:19 2016 No.15038352 >>15038340 Is there anything better than a nerdy monstergirl? I don't think so.

Anonymous Wed Apr 6 23:11:43 2016 No.15038363

>>15038335
She should, for it's sometimes does closest that we think the least about. The poor underling who gets hurt and abused, clinging to hope that one day she turns over a new leaf. He know he should leave her, but this heart and optimism tell him that without him she would be broken and unable to do anything. She should go over and hug him as she cries about all the bad things she's one to him, meanwhile he see that she's truly a lost girl and that she's actually thankful for him being the only person to hang around with her.

Anonymous Wed Apr 6 23:12:46 2016 No.15038367 [DELETED]

>>15038352
A tubby, nerdy dragon with encyclopedic knowledge on heroes?
I'd be friends with her.
And utterly surprised when she shows up after college as a ten foot tall Titan of muscle that asks for my hand in marriage because I was her first male friend before puberty hit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 23:13:18 2016 No.15038369 >>15038367 >spoiler ruined.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 23:14:44 2016 No.15038375 >>15038367 >>15038352 I'd rather a NEET than a nerd.

Anonymous Wed Apr 6 23:15:55 2016 No.15038380

>>15038367
I'd prefer the busty /fit/ Hellhound jock who is secretly a huge gaming nerd and is embarrassed about the size of her game collection.
Also the fact that she has costumes of her favorite gaming heroines that she sometimes fantasizes about getting fucked in.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 23:21:15 2016 No.15038396 >>15038369 Just changing it up. I'd be equally fine with her staying a tiny, tubby dragon that lives hero play. >>15038380 That is nice too

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 23:27:30 2016 No.15038418 File: 115 KB, 752x1063, academy ahri.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw reading kitsoviet's new story >conflicted if I want more sang or more soldier kitsune goddamn it, it doesn't help that i keep picturing sang like pic related

Anonymous Wed Apr 6 23:27:42 2016 No.15038420
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>be student at Monster Girl City University
>men are outnumbered by monsters 20 to 1 but hey they're practically paying you to study here
>constantly dodging rape attempts, but somehow you stay paladin pure up untill the second semester of sophomore year
>unfortunately now one of your classes is overflow in the music hall
>you hate the music hall
>anywhere else you can activity avoid rape, but in there monsters who specialize in musical seduction can get a man without even trying, all they have to do is practice their music
>can hardly walk through the halls without poping a painful boner
>one day your walking through the halls when you hear the most beautiful song of the entire semester
>your drawn to the sound, erection straining against your pants
>the noise was coming from behind the door of a practice room, you throw the door open and view the music's source
>a gandharva sat in the corner of the practice room, playing her strange stringed instrument. A look of shock shot across her face when you barged in, but her face quickly turned into a smirk one she realized what had happened
>"are you a fan? come here and i'll give you a private show..."

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 23:27:55 2016 No.15038421 File: 821 KB, 1500x1500, Fiora3b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://i.imgur.com/Ue7nMmb.png She stuck the landing

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 23:29:17 2016 No.15038425 >>15038421 I was wondering where you went senpai, good to see you're not dead. Bird is cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 23:30:37 2016 No.15038430 >>15038420 >>15038421 Two lovely birds in close proximity, how wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 23:31:46 2016 No.15038433 File: 419 KB, 1920x1080, 1429691971537.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] you guys come up with that hellhound proof ice cream yet?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 23:31:52 2016 No.15038434 >>15038425 I have been pretty much inactive here lately, I'll try to take requests once I get some stuff off my backlog

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 23:32:34 2016 No.15038435 >>15038421 Glad to see that you're getting the hang of butts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 23:33:40 2016 No.15038437 >>15038434 Kewl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 23:33:52 2016 No.15038439 >>15038418 We all want to be taken in by a soldier monstergirl as a spoil of war.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 23:34:07 2016 No.15038440 >>15038420 Not yet and why have me come here, better not try anything funny. I guess I should ask who are you and can I trust you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 23:34:36 2016 No.15038441 >>15038434 I wonder, how well do you fare with chibi and stylized stuff?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 23:36:25 2016 No.15038447 >>15038439 But I want a cute and slutty fluffy girlfriend. soldiers are too tough and boyish

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 23:38:11 2016 No.15038451 >>15038420 He had it coming, not investing in industrial ear protectors. Oh well, he definitely could have been worse off than a Gandharva.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 23:39:37 2016 No.15038454 File: 107 KB, 800x500, tiny-birb.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15038441 Ehhhh

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 23:40:10 2016 No.15038456 File: 147 KB, 960x540, 0026.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15038447 Well, there's one girl that fits your description to a tee. >>15038130

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 23:41:21 2016 No.15038462 >>15038454 ha! cute

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 23:41:44 2016 No.15038463 File: 143 KB, 1100x800, aigis-personaq-concept-art.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15038454 That's good enough, though you could benefit from practicing cutesy proportions more.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 23:42:41 2016 No.15038464 File: 96 KB, 250x571, 1451684616312.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15038456 Some of the EMGame girls are hit-and-miss, but damn if they didn't hit it out of the park with that Satyr. What was her name?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 23:46:02 2016 No.15038476 File: 42 KB, 400x450, 1455754559726.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15038463 >Persona Q That game did good for Aigis and Naoto

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 23:46:46 2016 No.15038478 >>15038464 Wasn't it Shire? Poor girl didn't read the rules when she signed up for the program. She was looking forwards to getting some human dick. I'm pretty sure that's what her thing is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 23:47:56 2016 No.15038479 >>15038420 But I don't like birds.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 23:48:48 2016 No.15038482 >>15038464 Hostile Jose

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 23:49:54 2016 No.15038485 >>15038433 Here's a temporary solution. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKP6UES3Jsc

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 23:51:08 2016 No.15038492 >>15038433 >>15038485 ...Aaaaand here's another. http://www.saltyseattle.com/2010/11/molecular-gastronomy-hot-ice-cream-true-hot-toddy/

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 23:51:32 2016 No.15038494 >>15038478 Yup. She doesn't care for the "Can't dick your homestay" rule, and teases the homestay about it on many occasions. I think one of the cutscenes with her was that she asked the homestay to take her to a lewd doujin store.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 23:51:51 2016 No.15038497 File: 333 KB, 500x707, 49689811_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 23:52:06 2016 No.15038499 >>15038113 >molested Whoa, I can understand that kids will always bully each other but thats taking a bit too far

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 23:54:06 2016 No.15038505 >>15038464 Her name's Shire Pixiv-wise she's about as popular as Haru and Liza.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 23:54:27 2016 No.15038508 >>15038494 >Signed up for homestay to get some D >Endless sexual teasing to get him to ream her It's a mad blend of Miia and Rachnee and I love it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 23:55:27 2016 No.15038512 >>15038508 Be honest, how quickly would you sign up to test the human/monster marriage thing if Shire was your homestay?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 23:59:10 2016 No.15038519 >>15038476 Well they are the best girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 00:00:02 2016 No.15038520 >>15038512 I'd pretty much go "Sign me up right now!" Even if I can't give her the D, fondling and teasing each other should not be illegal.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 00:01:40 2016 No.15038522
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>>15038512
Immediately. I don't care if I'm not even eligible for it. I will hold Smith at gunpoint and make her put me on that list if it means I can dick that goat.

Assuming I don't get arrested and she denies me, >>15038520 has the right idea of mercilessly teasing her back.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 00:06:56 2016 No.15038533 >>15037493 What a cute boss.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 00:07:22 2016 No.15038535 >>15038433 I'm making this up on an unscientific basis, but why not use liquid nitrogen to cool the ice cream? That way, when major coldness meets major hotness, it's the perfect temperature for her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 00:09:37 2016 No.15038540 >>15038520 >>15038522 There's a 99% chance that if you were allowed to dick Shire, she'd want to watch and re-enact your favorite hentai with you. Would you do it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 00:10:28 2016 No.15038544 >>15038533 Reminder to bully alps, even if they're your boss.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 00:14:39 2016 No.15038553 >>15038544 I want a nonconfrontational, chubby alp to be my boss. I want to flirt with her and tease her every day

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 00:15:43 2016 No.15038557

>>15038540
I'm into a bit of bondage or nyotaimori, so why not? I'm sure she's a pretty good fuckbuddy.
We can switch dom/sub as required and torturetease each other, then we can settle with a cuddle post coitus.

Her legs are built for grabbing, which is perfect.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 00:17:35 2016 No.15038564 >>15038540 Now that depends because I have two favorites, either way I'm going to need at least one Holstaur and if we go with the second a milf Holstaur and her daughter.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 00:18:50 2016 No.15038566

>>15037493
>You'll never manage to get promoted to the head position of your office over that one smug Tanuki in accounting who was so sure she'd get the job.
>You'll never make her your secretary and bend her over your desk while fucking her plump ass and molesting her bushy tail.
>She'll never get addicted to you and end up manipulating events at the company picnic that end with you and her being married.
>She'll never start sneaking under your desk to give you head while you work with heart pupils in her eyes.

I might have a problem now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 00:20:58 2016 No.15038572 >>15038352 Mojyo monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 00:23:42 2016 No.15038581 File: 1.08 MB, 2373x2470, TARGET VERIFIED, COMMENCING HOSTILITIES.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 00:24:50 2016 No.15038586 >>15038581 I'm almost afraid to ask, but why is her vagina glowing?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 00:25:17 2016 No.15038588 >>15038581 >commencing hostilities >commencing rape ftfy

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 00:25:21 2016 No.15038589 >>15038581 She has lasers? This is rigged.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 00:25:33 2016 No.15038590 >>15038581 Stingy eyes?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 00:26:30 2016 No.15038595 >>15038581 Armoured Core basilisk? Nice. The glowing bits really are quite striking.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 00:28:24 2016 No.15038605 File: 284 KB, 400x240, 1456317665446.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15036955

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 00:32:53 2016 No.15038620 I like monstergirls, they are very nice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 00:36:23 2016 No.15038626 File: 130 KB, 800x865, 1404105020070.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15038620 Dude, whoa!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 00:36:31 2016 No.15038627 File: 1.16 MB, 1119x437, Gele.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Requesting Basilisk straddling with no visor on.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 00:38:51 2016 No.15038634 File: 279 KB, 500x707, 1447011225053.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15038620 I do to.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 00:39:16 2016 No.15038636 >>15038553 I'd rather cuddle her after work, she's so soft and cute!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 00:39:45 2016 No.15038637 File: 196 KB, 618x870, 1452050055628.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15038620 They're pretty great.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 00:39:59 2016 No.15038639 >>15038627 If there were any drawfags actively taking requests at the moment, you just might have luck with that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 00:40:13 2016 No.15038640 File: 79 KB, 562x796, 1457640451332.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15038620 They like you too anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 00:40:26 2016 No.15038642 >>15038637 Doesn't that hurt?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 00:40:31 2016 No.15038643 >>15038636 That would be nice too. I'd want to massage all of her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 00:41:04 2016 No.15038645 File: 1.36 MB, 400x500, ahri.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15038620 Me too, do you have a minute to talk about fluffy tails?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 00:41:39 2016 No.15038646 >>15038639 Honestly, I'm hardly expecting anything. I'm just throwing it out there hoping somebody sees it. Just in case.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 00:42:50 2016 No.15038648 >>15038646 There's always that one guy. You know the one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 00:43:27 2016 No.15038650 >>15038642 Doesn't seem like it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 00:43:37 2016 No.15038651 >>15038642 Kejourou hair stronk, can lift tanks with ease.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 00:43:46 2016 No.15038652

>Spooning a lovely, slim anubis priestess in the palace bed
>Holding her light and delicate body in your arms
>Kissing the nape of her neck repeatedly, catching a scent of spice and flowers when you move closer
>Leaning over to kiss the smooth part of her jawline where a human ear would be
>And steadily travelling down her jawline, peppering it with kisses until you're leaning over her, kissing her lips gently and slowly, sometimes a minute or longer without parting mouths
>Gazing into her wolf-like eyes, gleaming and glowing in the dark brighter than gemstones, even as you dance and play with her lips

How would you show the depths of your love for your favourite monstergirl while tucked in bed with her? Besides sex, of course.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 00:45:02 2016 No.15038657 >>15038651 It might be embarrassing to be carried around so easily by a loli Kejourou

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 00:46:44 2016 No.15038663 File: 43 KB, 250x319, 1460004404282.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15038564 >A MILF Holst and her daughter My brother?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 00:48:14 2016 No.15038667 >>15038643 And give her raspberries?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 00:48:55 2016 No.15038673 >>15038667 That too, although I'd rather give her snacks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 00:49:15 2016 No.15038675 >>15038663 Dammit man, I already had to fap today. Don't make me go again!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 00:49:59 2016 No.15038679 >>15038663 That show is based.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 00:50:49 2016 No.15038681 >>15038663 Imma need a sauce cause I can't remember the name.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 00:52:23 2016 No.15038688 >>15038673 While she's the little spoon, you sitting in a chair and her in front, rubbing your dick against her pants, hugging her from behind, and hand feeding her from behind?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 00:53:09 2016 No.15038692 >>15038640 I want to FUCK that Oni.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 00:53:28 2016 No.15038693 File: 505 KB, 696x826, 1397411159351.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15038675 You know, anon, If you'd just drink your milk there'd be no problems with your serial masturbatory habits. Say 'Ahhh.~'

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 00:53:47 2016 No.15038694 >>15038688 Yep. Sounds perfect.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 00:56:25 2016 No.15038704 >>15038693 >not giving his holst a vibrator rookie mistake

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 00:57:25 2016 No.15038709 >>15038681 You can google 'lactation hentai', it's one of the very first results that pops up. Mother-Daughter Donburi.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 00:58:21 2016 No.15038716

>>15038652
Well since mine's a beautiful chubby Flowkelp, I'd cuddle up with her and tell her stories about my past, eventually leading up to the point where I meet her. I'd also look into her beautiful eyes and give her head pats, as these simple intimate moments where we just hold one another is my favorite thing to do with her. To show her my love I'd place her head on my chest, allowing her to listen to my heartbeat and feel it playing her favorite tune, a tune that's only for her ears to listen to. I'd also massage her the entire time she's listening, allowing her to enter a world of bliss where she's wrapped up in my arms, her body melting into me as I tell her of not only her outward beauty, but of her inner beauty and amazing personality that I just can't get enough of.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 00:58:56 2016 No.15038720 File: 194 KB, 1333x2000, 49931668_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 00:59:31 2016 No.15038722 >>15038720 What's with the stick, lady?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 00:59:54 2016 No.15038726 >>15038652 Ear nibbles, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 01:00:55 2016 No.15038729 >>15038722 It's a wooden sword, like what Miyamoto Musashi had because he couldn't afford a real one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 01:01:09 2016 No.15038730 >>15038704 That's only going to last so long anon. She's going to want the real deal eventually.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 01:03:16 2016 No.15038741 File: 229 KB, 327x715, blind fox.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15038730 I can't just fuck the cow, I have a waifu to tenderly love already

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 01:04:49 2016 No.15038749 Smug fox not so smug after her own prank was used against her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 01:06:39 2016 No.15038758 >>15038749 I've been read lots of fairy tales as a kid and the fox never lost.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 01:06:52 2016 No.15038759 >>15038741 whats wrong with her eyes?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 01:07:45 2016 No.15038764 >>15038533 Reminder that Alps are for bullying. That goes for the rest of you too. Grope them on the train, trip them in the corridors, and noogie them when they get frustrated. Bully.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 01:08:31 2016 No.15038770 >>15038764 Alp lives matter!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 01:08:32 2016 No.15038771 >>15038627 Seconding this request

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 01:09:51 2016 No.15038778 >>15038771 Well if you insist.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 01:10:52 2016 No.15038783 File: 1.24 MB, 1200x1600, 21351461_p2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15038749

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 01:11:04 2016 No.15038785 >>15038759 Laser beams.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 01:11:36 2016 No.15038787 >>15038749 Smug fox not so smug after being fucked repeatedly in the ass. Now she's just smiling and contented. >>15038778 I swear to god, if you're who I think you are you'd better not.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 01:11:54 2016 No.15038789 File: 51 KB, 550x550, 420.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15038759 Dunno, but she's cuter like this

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 01:13:54 2016 No.15038797 >>15038663 My fucking nigga and didn't know anybody would get that. I'm probably just giving the answer away but the other one I mentioned would be a Holstaur maid.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 01:15:57 2016 No.15038803 >>15038797 A Victorian maid, I presume?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 01:17:23 2016 No.15038807 >>15038803 Yup, could literally just put some horns, cow ears, a tail, and some fur, and hooves on her and she's a Holstaur.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 01:18:03 2016 No.15038809 >>15038741 I'm such a terrible person for wanting a blind waifu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 01:20:26 2016 No.15038823 File: 51 KB, 998x896, Basilisk.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15038787 REJOICE, anonymous. Your wish has been granted!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 01:21:20 2016 No.15038826 >>15038809 No you're just a cripple fucker.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 01:21:33 2016 No.15038829 >>15038823 based Alp strikes again.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 01:22:32 2016 No.15038833
File: 206 KB, 822x1172, Kaguya-sama wa Kokurasetai.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

I want somebody to do a thing with a perfect humanboy student council president and his prideful lilim vice-president. They secretly like each other but they're both too prideful to make the first move, so they're constantly trying to induce to other to rape, but they both keep getting screwed over by the clueless Titania secretary so neither of them ever get laid!

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 01:23:48 2016 No.15038838
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>>15038807
>Holstaur maid
>Motherly demeanor, gentle voice, and the softest curves in the world
>Get woken up with gentle paizuri
>Glass of milk squeezed in front of me for every meal
>Or just forego the glass and drink from the tap
>Stress-releif blowjob after a long day at work
>Full-body scrubbing after riding me in the tub
>Good night fuck in her lingerie to send me off to sleep
>And despite all the sex, the house is still immaculate

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 01:25:58 2016 No.15038840 >>15038838 Literally a perfect life in my eyes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 01:30:48 2016 No.15038848 >>15038726 Just ear nibbles? Nothing else?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 01:31:48 2016 No.15038851 >>15038848 Hey, I'm better showing appreciation that isn't sex out of bed, you know?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 01:32:46 2016 No.15038852 File: 426 KB, 480x640, 1452311424244.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just want to have a long night of sensory deprivation sex with a Medusa and Basilisk. Is that so wrong?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 01:32:49 2016 No.15038853 >>15038764 I'm gonna be the worst bully of all. I'm going to take responsibility.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 01:34:02 2016 No.15038857 >>15037459 The breasts he draws are just a little bit too big for me

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 01:39:30 2016 No.15038866 File: 376 KB, 488x1227, 0tZbfDe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Post the best, lewdest, warmest greentexts please.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 01:40:06 2016 No.15038867 >>15038866 Dude...

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 01:40:24 2016 No.15038868 >>15038866 Blueboard anon, better delete that quick.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 01:41:23 2016 No.15038869 >>15038213 >not wanting to spend the day discussing classical history with nerdhound Literally homosexual, senpai

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 01:42:01 2016 No.15038871

>>15038852
>Basilisk gives both you and the medusa the sex gaze
>Medusa turns both you and the baslisk into conscious stone statues
>Sex-crazed medusa is now getting off on both your rock-hard bodies while you and the baslisk orgasm perpetually stuck in a comfortable stone prison

Hardcore.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 01:43:00 2016 No.15038874 >>15037870 Nerdhound can't use her eye-flames, because she might char the lenses of her glasses! What a nerd!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 01:43:21 2016 No.15038875 >>15038868 Fuck, sorry. Deleted.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 01:44:54 2016 No.15038882 >>15038634 I can never seen an image of this creature without wanting to pick it up and put it in my lap

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 01:46:17 2016 No.15038883 >>15038640 Obmas? Is he releasing something again?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 01:47:07 2016 No.15038885 >>15038882 I can agree 100% percent and add that seeing it not only makes me want to put it in my lap but also give it head pats and cuddle it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 01:48:31 2016 No.15038886 >>15038882 see*

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 01:49:25 2016 No.15038888 >>15038866 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9C9OKMyZng Watch yourself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 01:50:25 2016 No.15038891 >>15038605 She's great I wish she was with the rest of the ripped assets but she's DLC

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 01:51:22 2016 No.15038894 >>15038882 >>15038885 The odd thing is I can't imagine her as anything but an onee-san but I still want to cuddle and spoil her anyways. It's all backwards.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 01:51:25 2016 No.15038895 I know this isn't /r/, but can someone real quick translate tell me what "tosaku no tako" means?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 01:52:27 2016 No.15038897 >>15038895 the pleasure of being cummed inside

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 01:52:53 2016 No.15038899 >>15038895 You know Google exists, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 01:52:57 2016 No.15038900 >>15038716 >>15038885 >same anon endlessly talking about head pats You're doing this on purpose now, aren't you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 01:54:22 2016 No.15038901 File: 19 KB, 1051x334, d51ee6c07f62fe5f0650c53395959856.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15038899 Thanks. >>15038897 Oh shit, for real?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 01:54:39 2016 No.15038902 >>15038895 It's basically describing the act of making an alcoholic Mexican dish. "To sake on the taco."

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 01:57:29 2016 No.15038907 You know what would be nice? finding a mature lizardwoman/salamder that has seen their fair share of fights and giving her the joy of battle again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 01:58:12 2016 No.15038909 >>15038907 Remember that old orc you meet in Skyrim who wants to die in battle?

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 01:59:47 2016 No.15038915

>>15038900
Actually no, even though I do like giving/receiving them along with cuddling I just did it because it felt fitting and cute. Also good on you for being able to connect those two post back to me and being correct, guess I have a way of posting that makes me stand out or seem obvious.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 02:01:57 2016 No.15038927 >>15038909 never had the chance to play any ES game

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 02:03:55 2016 No.15038931 >>15038909 Dude deserved a warrior's death. I didn't use any magic or trickery when I fought him, just the good old shield and war axe.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 02:04:12 2016 No.15038933

>>15038927
Well then you probably don't remember him, but he was this old and gray warrior who was sad he hadn't died in battle and that he had to be old now and he asked you to duel him so he'd have a chance at a good death.
I gave it to him, then took all his stuff and turned his corpse into a zombie to practice my magic.
Now go play Morrowind you uncivilized swine!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 02:04:16 2016 No.15038934 File: 313 KB, 720x960, Mogucho (3.0) [S].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What Magic Tricks does your Monster Waifu know?

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 02:06:29 2016 No.15038940

>>15038915
You don't seem to be a native English speaker. You tend to type a lot of cutesy stuff as a reaction to other posts, detailing things you'd do to a girl/girls.
To add onto that, the way you construct sentences is very distinctive. You have a tendency to favour run on sentences where certain tense/grammar errors are more likely to show up the longer a sentence goes on for.

I see all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 02:07:26 2016 No.15038945 >>15038934 Feather Fall Fireball Create Water

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 02:08:00 2016 No.15038948 >>15038934 She can make my dick disappear.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 02:08:33 2016 No.15038949 >>15038934 She's a sword swallower. If you catch my drift.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 02:09:21 2016 No.15038953 >>15038949 I think I do. She should be careful not to cut herself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 02:10:12 2016 No.15038957 >>15038934 Tensra's expanding breasts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 02:11:20 2016 No.15038960 >>15038934 Levitation would be a neat trick for her to have. Then again, I'm biased, seeing as how I have a huge fetish for that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 02:12:09 2016 No.15038964 >>15038907 I would love to see one lose themselves in battle as the fight continues. I would be lost in the fight with her and spend the day in baeutitful battle high insanity

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 02:12:34 2016 No.15038965 File: 473 KB, 1000x1100, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You have no excuse. Especially you, waifufags.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 02:13:00 2016 No.15038968

>>15038940
Indeed you the nail on the head and Funny enough, I actually am an English speaker and you're are also correct as I do tend to use run on sentences a lot. I do tend to do cutesy reactions to post because I like the idea of doing romantic, more normal relationship type things with monster girls other than pure sex.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 02:14:14 2016 No.15038974 >>15038964 And that anon, is truly how love can bloom on the battlefield.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 02:14:49 2016 No.15038976 >>15038965 Is that really all the same guy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 02:15:51 2016 No.15038979 I bet cyclopes are hypersensitive to their fetishes. Err, what I mean is, if you whispered "slut" in a Cyclops's ear, I bet she'd gasp and get all squirmy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 02:17:12 2016 No.15038982 File: 328 KB, 1298x1082, 1396458390107.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15038979 She'd expect much more than that though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 02:17:24 2016 No.15038983 >>15038976 Yes. He fucking loves Ran, to the point where he got good drawing her so he could draw her even better. He's making the waifufags look like lazy casuals.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 02:19:10 2016 No.15038985 >>15038983 Damn. I need to step up my game now. Prepare for threadly Black Dragons.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 02:21:45 2016 No.15038990 >>15038985 I sincerely hope you're not just saying that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 02:23:31 2016 No.15038995 >>15038990 I do have a Bamboo drawing board that I got years ago as a present and have never used. This is a frightful concept.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 02:24:08 2016 No.15039000 >>15038965 I actually have several excuses. I'm too busy with schoolwork and getting a job. My arms are jittery and I can't draw a straight line to save my life. I'm not really interested in drawing. I'm fucking lazy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 02:25:16 2016 No.15039003 >>15038995 Go Alp go! Become the beautiful drawfag that you're destined to be!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 02:26:08 2016 No.15039006 >>15039003 The question is, what is the best program?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 02:26:15 2016 No.15039008 >>15038965 What should I read to git gud?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 02:26:49 2016 No.15039012 File: 841 KB, 2031x2952, 56206043_p0 safe for 4chan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just dropping by

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 02:27:19 2016 No.15039014

>>15039003
That would explain so much. Alp was never destined to be a writefag. The blood of a drawfag flows through his veins! One day, we shall tell newfags the tale of how the great and talented Alp once wasted his time on microscopic updates to a thousand stories instead of developing his artistic skills.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 02:27:21 2016 No.15039015 >>15039008 What, for drawing?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 02:28:09 2016 No.15039020 >>15039015 Yeah

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 02:28:50 2016 No.15039024 >>15039006 No idea.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 02:29:10 2016 No.15039025 >>15039012 What is she?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 02:29:34 2016 No.15039027 >>15039014 >Alp becomes a renowned comic book artist >makes Monster Girl graphic novels

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 02:31:28 2016 No.15039033 >>15039025 Demon Lord

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 02:39:07 2016 No.15039058

>>15038982
Bully hypersensitive cyclopes when you accidentally bump into them in public.

>"Hey, dork. How're you doing?"

"W-w-what did you just call me?" She gasps after stuttering out a pathetic murmur. Anon puts a gentle hand to her cheek, before leaning in to her ear.

>"I called you a dork. Did that really excite you?"

He whispers. The Cyclops's eyes widen. "I..." She can't seem to catch her breath. Her knees buckle from weakness. Still, Anon's assault is relentless.

>"Are you some kind of slut?"

"A sl-" she covers her mouth. With her last ounce of strength, she clings to Anon's chest. "Again." She pants, "Please, call me that again."

Anon probably doesn't know this, but once a Cyclops latches on, there's no shaking her. She won't let go until you give her the abuse she craves.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 02:40:22 2016 No.15039066 >>15039058 But how do I abuse her after she gets big? Cyclops grows up to be giantess-size.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 02:42:18 2016 No.15039073

>>15039006
You can't really go wrong with something like Paint Tool SAI. It's not impossible to use GIMP or Photoshop, but they're not actually drawing programs, strictly speaking. I think there's some program out there called MangaDraw or something, which people seem to like too.

>>15039020
If you look around, the most prevalent answer you'll get, at least on /ic/, will basically just be "LOOMIS".
As in, Andrew Loomis. I actually got his "Fun With a Pencil Book" about three months ago. I have to say, it's actually great.
This is a guy who knows how to teach a person to draw, and not just how to teach someone how to copy a drawing step-by-step. The book is great for the absolute beginner, to the point where the only requirement is that you can draw a rough circle.

>But I can't even draw a rough circle!

You'd be surprised how often absolute beginners have this problem, and it's nothing to be ashamed about. One of the things about drawing is that physical experience and muscle memory are key. When people get discouraged, it's because their experience falls short of their expectation. Even if you've done the studying, and have the knowledge of exactly what to draw, and how to draw it, if you physically don't have the experience in your hand, you're still not going to be able to pull off what you see in your head.
It's like the difference between trying to draw something obscenely simple like a circle or straight line with your left hand and your right hand. Unless you're ambidextrous, your non-dominant hand is just going to suck at it way worse. That's the difference which physical practice actually makes.

Anyway, I'm going on a tangent here.
Basically, if you're an absolute beginner, and you can't draw a circle, that's okay. Just practice.
(Although I'm pretty sure the book says if you can't draw a circle, using a cup or s coin is just fine too. How about that?)

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 02:44:04 2016 No.15039079 >>15039066 >Cyclops grows up to be giantess-size. Unless you count 9 feet tall to be a giantess that's not really true. And she'll find a way to get what she craves from you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 02:44:32 2016 No.15039080 >>15039073 I'm going to improve myself now! Thank you anon!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 02:49:22 2016 No.15039092 >>15039027 I'd still bully him

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 02:50:54 2016 No.15039095 >>15039092 Tungsten?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 03:00:20 2016 No.15039113 >>15039095 Manganese

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 03:03:58 2016 No.15039121

>>15039080
You're welcome. Just remember, it's down to you, the pencil, and the paper.

If you want to get good, programs won't help you and new tablets won't help you.
When you're still getting the basics down, all it takes is brute forcing yourself through the process of making lines on paper, and understanding that it's okay to fail.
There is no point where you will look at what you've drawn and suddenly find that you've "become good", because that doesn't happen. It's a process. There's no line you cross to where you rank up as an artist, but you will always be getting better.

Practice doesn't make perfect, because perfection doesn't exist.
But going out of your comfort zone, trying new things, new styles and techniques, will make you better. Even if you fail. Especially if you fail, just as long as you're pushing and expanding your own boundaries and horizons.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 03:04:12 2016 No.15039122 >>15039113 Cantonese.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 03:04:16 2016 No.15039123 >>15039113 Arsenic.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 03:05:17 2016 No.15039128 >>15039121 Dude don't waste your time making fun of Alp, that's just mean.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 03:12:27 2016 No.15039152 >>15039121 this post reminds me of a youtube video I saw one time

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 03:12:33 2016 No.15039153 >>15039128 Oh, I was replying to Alp? In that case, Alp, ignore everything I said, because you'll never amount to anything. My advice only applies to people who aren't rubes or squares.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 03:13:21 2016 No.15039155 >>15039153 >rubes or squares Talking to him in his own language, impressive.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 03:16:05 2016 No.15039164

>>15039152
Then we've probably watched the same video, because that advice I'm talking about is stuff which I've (mostly) internalised from other sources.
It's a mix of advice which has absolutely struck home for me, and my own thoughts and experiences while rigorously practicing my own drawing.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 03:22:19 2016 No.15039178

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please consider joining up with an exposition to a forgotten island where an ancient kakuren of impeccable size and strength is said to live.

Taller than most men and able to tear out tree trunks with her fists, you will go to capture her and bring her back.

Spoiler alert...She's actually got a husband and what you actually find is her oldest daughter that's slightly smaller and has slightly less muscle but is single.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 03:26:51 2016 No.15039186 >>15037399 >Orcas are MG idols >Perfect Blue flashbacks I want to be the anchor to keep Orca san in the realm of reality.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 03:26:55 2016 No.15039187 >>15039178 >exposition You mean expedition?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 03:27:37 2016 No.15039189 >>15039186 And I want to be her creepy stalker!

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 03:29:48 2016 No.15039192

>>15039187
No, this is the exposition for the expedition.
shush, it's sleepy and I'm late.

>>15039186
That would be nice, it's difficult being an idol like that and she'd need someone normal to keep her life in check.
Would you let her give you a private performance?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 03:38:14 2016 No.15039210 >>15038652 Consuming media with Oomukade waify. Slowly but steadily start my massage towards her, start going on tangents and work and work my way into having my comfy life with her. All I ask is for a peaceful life.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 03:42:03 2016 No.15039219

>>15039189
Back off hoe she's not into you!
>>15039192
I'd be perfectly fine with that. I'd like that actually, the idea of having her sing in her imperfect way, her way, her dance, her song. Even though it's temporary, it's not something I want to end.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 03:44:40 2016 No.15039225

>>15039219
I imagine the private show would be a love song she wrote for you and only for you.
It wouldn't flow as well as the other songs she does and it isn't as well practiced but it would be one of the few she wants to sing.

Just remember that if you take her purity and anyone finds out then her life as an idol is over.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 03:48:00 2016 No.15039235 >A 9 tailed Kitsune will never demand you give her a child per tail

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 03:51:11 2016 No.15039248 File: 1.68 MB, 949x1659, PerfectlyNormalMGAccessorySalesman.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15039235 >Not giving her child nine tails instead

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 03:52:52 2016 No.15039255 >>15039235 That would be nice but I'd rather have a vampire ask me to help continue her bloodline. Fidgeting and her normally steel gaze softening would be nice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 03:54:30 2016 No.15039264 >>15039235 Kitsunes are great. I'd adore living in a forest shrine with one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 03:56:21 2016 No.15039274 >>15039264 Living in an MG forest would be nice if you had the skills to chase them off if they got agressive or were respected enough that they wouldn't try to attack you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 03:56:33 2016 No.15039275 File: 833 KB, 851x1200, 1459983504606.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15039255 Even if your vampirfu looks like this one?

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 03:56:36 2016 No.15039277

>>15039058
The Cyclops persuades Anon to visit her apartment. As Anon steps through the door, the Cyclops slams the door behind him, snapping shut nine deadbolts before darting a rabid look in his direction. Spittle trails from the corner of her mouth as she drags Anon by the wrist into her bedroom.

At least, it was a bedroom. The interior has been set up to look more like a prison than a place to rest. The hungry Cyclops digs around inside a rusty bin for a moment before pulling out a pair of handcuffs, and returning to Anon like a pup playing fetch. She fidgets with her toy for a moment before working up the courage to ask Anon to tie her up any way he wants.

is that how you do it

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 03:56:41 2016 No.15039278 File: 2.75 MB, 1024x576, 1399704157570.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15039248 >When a Kitsune walks past with her big fluffy tails.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 03:58:25 2016 No.15039281 >>15039275 Even if she's a tiny, flat chested one like that. She'll either grow into her body, get some magic to reveal her true form, or I'll tell her it doesn't matter and just impregnate her regardless.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 03:59:19 2016 No.15039284

>>15039225
I can see how much she cares, she can see that in me I care too. And yet, her dream is the exact thing that keeps us from being close. I can't feel her hands without worry of accusations of defiling fans' waifu, I can't talk to her without having to sound and act like her personal guard, I can't even give an ounce of affection anywhere, without worry that someone, somewhere will find out and it'll all be over for her. I'm always going to be team Her and I'll always support her, it's just; sometimes I wish we can just be and have everyone be okay with that. I don't think that's wrong, why would it be wrong to show how happy we can be?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 04:01:28 2016 No.15039296 >>15039284 Well, I'm sure it would end her idol career but a heartfelt confession of love to you during the last show of a long tour would probably give her a large amount of fans in whatever career she goes into next.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 04:03:50 2016 No.15039306

>>15039274
That sounds pretty fun. Monstergirls try to sneak into your cabin while you sleep to rape you. The next morning, the monstergirl's friends come out of their den, to find her trussed up and hogtied, wrapped up in a blanket after her failed attempt at trying to win you over.
Living in (mostly) perfect harmony with the forest, animals and monstergirls.

At least until a wolfgirl manages to enter into a stalemate with you, her wit and strength just enough that she can square off with you, without ever winning or losing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 04:29:27 2016 No.15039391 http://i.imgur.com/9HRw26f.webm >Cub daughteru will never pounce at you between the shelves of a book stand like a ninja

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 04:34:27 2016 No.15039402 >>15039391 Cute. But foxes will always be cuter. https://vine.co/v/iwKm6wppIIH

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 04:34:42 2016 No.15039405 >>15039391 Hark! A wild beast has entered the house!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 04:37:22 2016 No.15039411 >>15039164 Which drawfag are you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 04:37:47 2016 No.15039413 >>15039402 >Hahaha Onii-chan >hahaha ha haaaaaaaah I'm tired

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 04:42:47 2016 No.15039425 >>15039413 Laughing to the point of mutual exhaustion with a little fox-girl would pretty wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 05:00:35 2016 No.15039471 File: 275 KB, 1800x2250, 1459582550781.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Look out, it's a fat cuddle cat!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 05:02:08 2016 No.15039478 >>15039471 Why has her head been copied and slightly offset over the image?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 05:03:33 2016 No.15039482 >>15039471 I'm not worried, I have a curvy cuddlehound for protection

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 05:05:10 2016 No.15039487 File: 333 KB, 656x1314, 1449656096318.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15039482 Like this curvy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 05:06:27 2016 No.15039492 >>15039487 Yes. >It's not fat, it's muscle!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 05:07:44 2016 No.15039497 >>15039492 >Kingpingonly2%ofmybodyweightisfat.jpg

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 05:08:30 2016 No.15039500

Well, while Loen's is in the work, i just got my 7th Miia daki done by one of the other drawfags here

I'm really happy with how it turned out, and just to see more art from him in general as it's been awhile

The picture is too big to post here, so here it is rehosted
https://my.mixtape.moe/nxkyfe.jpg

I hope you all like it

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 05:08:33 2016 No.15039501 >>15039492 With a hellhound, I don't think it'd make much difference. They'd still probably be able to lift a car.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 05:09:29 2016 No.15039506 >>15039500 Crayon? Huh. Well. Snakepit grows.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 05:10:03 2016 No.15039508

>Emperor of the human empire let's his one and only son lead an army to conquer an adjacent monster realm
>Being surrounded by sweaty, muscled soldiers and mamono mana makes the prince alp
>She becomes a traitor and sets up her entire army to be wiped and caught
>As thanks, the monster realm make her queen
>The Emperor hears a distorted version of the story and goes berserk
>He sends the entire empire's army to save his son
>The Alp queen was ready for this and her kingdom manages to stop the empire's advance
>The Emperor is caught and sent to the queen
>He still doesn't know that the queen is his son, but he does know that monsters love men
>"My queen, I apologize for my barbarous conduct, I was blinded by love, the true goal of this invasion was to force you into marriage with me, please accept my burning passion."
>The Alp queen collapses after hearing her father's confession
>After clearing all the misunderstandings, and a lot of diplomatic talks, the human empire and the monster realm peacefully fused
>No incestuous relationships took place within the royal castle

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 05:10:16 2016 No.15039509 >>15039500 Loving those buttcheeks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 05:11:19 2016 No.15039516 >>15039508 Whatever you say, Daddy-O!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 05:12:05 2016 No.15039518 >>15039500 He has really improved lately. I've never really liked how skinny he makes waists though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 05:12:11 2016 No.15039520 >>15039500 >is wearing the ring

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 05:16:08 2016 No.15039531 >>15039520 Oh wow, you're right. It's details like that which seperate Crayonfag from just some fag with a crayon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 05:16:19 2016 No.15039533 >>15039508 >No incestuous relationships took place within the royal castle Oh thank GOD! I thought we are gonna have an Oedipus in here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 05:18:48 2016 No.15039542 >>15039533 >Oedipus You mean Electra.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 05:20:30 2016 No.15039547 I claim this thread in the name of Wurm

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 05:21:17 2016 No.15039550 >>15039542 Does your son become your daughter when he Alps? Maybe.. Maybe..

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 05:22:48 2016 No.15039554 >>15039547 Oh yeah? So what's Wurm's name?

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 05:25:21 2016 No.15039564

>>15039508
>being surrounded by monstergirls and the fundamental phenomemon that they produce causes men to alp
>Monstergirls who try to fuck men actively produce a substance that turn men into transvestite abominations
>Thanks to KC trying to account for gays in the most hamfisted way possible, we now have the third worst thing to come out of MGE, and it actively shits in the face of monstergirls' universal goal

Fuck KC.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 05:26:47 2016 No.15039569 >>15039564 But you can't Alp if you're not a faggot so it's fine. You ARE straight, aren't you anon?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 05:27:39 2016 No.15039571 >>15037285 Well, there's art of...someone, doing that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 05:27:52 2016 No.15039574 >>15039564 Dude, you only alp if you're a faggot. It's one of the only good things mamano mana does.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 05:28:27 2016 No.15039580 >>15039564 Exposure to all those dick bananas and cum flavored ice creams the monstergirls eat has made him question himself. "select all images with bananas" DAMN YOU SUCCUVIRUS

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 05:29:58 2016 No.15039584 >>15039571 You mean the lich art, where she's using a magical dildo? I saw that one. Unless there's a completely different piece of nightmare art you're talking about. In which case, link please.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 05:30:46 2016 No.15039586 >>15039500 How did you even find him?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 05:31:45 2016 No.15039589 >>15039586 Cherokee tracker?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 05:32:56 2016 No.15039597 >>15039584 Nope, exactly the one you're thinking of. Centaur Reach-Around Groping is just so obvious though, you'd think there would be more of it. Yet all I can really think of is that, and Okayado's stuff.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 05:37:23 2016 No.15039611 >>15039586 He's around He's always here He's reading our posts right now

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 05:49:25 2016 No.15039638
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>>15039597
Yeah, I've not really seen anything with centaur groping from behind outside of EMG either, which is kind of a shame. I guess from a porn/doujin perspective, there's not much of an opportunity for a guy to have his dick stimulated in that situation.
Between that, and the whole "girls can get a sexual thrill from riding horses" thing, you don't really see a guy in that position getting any sort of pleasure in return.

More people should comission nightmare art, at least. They can be cute.

Also, say what you will about that lich and nightmare picture, but the lich's face in the versions without the magical-feedback-dildo always get me. Something about that dumb pouty face juxtaposed in that particular situation just makes me want to laugh.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 05:52:06 2016 No.15039646 >>15039611 Are you saying that he lives on in our hearts?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 05:53:04 2016 No.15039649 >>15039646 No I'm saying he's a stalker

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 06:00:31 2016 No.15039674 File: 986 KB, 1286x1000, 48914605_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I have been doing nothing but looking at videos of foxes and fennecs for the last half hour. Send help.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 06:02:21 2016 No.15039686 >>15039674 You want more vids? Also that's a very happy looking subfox.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 06:02:48 2016 No.15039688 >>15039674 Sounds like you need 3 doses of mofu a day for 2 months straight

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 06:03:19 2016 No.15039691 File: 26 KB, 425x282, American_Foxhound_Pack.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15039674 Help is on the way.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 06:05:01 2016 No.15039699
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Tell me monster grill general if you can...

What monster would be able to do the best lead singer cover of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxnN05vOuSM&nohtml5=False

Hard Mode: Name the monsters who'd best fit in all the roles.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 06:06:35 2016 No.15039711

>>15039638
Makes me sad that out of the two, possibly three nightmare images that are lewd in any way that all of them are yuri in some way. Although I don't mind the one with the Lich.

Talking of Nightmares, I like to imagine that after a while as a couple the form she takes in her dreams starts to look more like their real selves since they know their appearance is attractive to their husband.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 06:08:01 2016 No.15039718 >>15039699 Hellhound, she has hell in her name and happens to be a beast type.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 06:11:04 2016 No.15039727 >>15039554 Wurm

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 06:12:03 2016 No.15039731 >>15039727 Wurm?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 06:12:46 2016 No.15039736 >>15039699 Those tails. Those glorious tails. I want to get thrown in a subway car with a dozen foxes of that level, challenged to find my way to the next car before falling into the mofuverse.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 06:13:38 2016 No.15039741 >>15039699 A Ghoul-girl named Eddie

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 06:14:38 2016 No.15039744 >>15039731 Yes

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 06:14:42 2016 No.15039745 >>15039711 That's because they were all commissioned by the same yurifag. Duh.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 06:14:48 2016 No.15039746 >>15039731 Aye.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 06:16:39 2016 No.15039753 >>15039744 >>15039746 I want a Wurm to try and communicate with an Onyx.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 06:17:52 2016 No.15039757 >>15039745 'S not my fault no one else seems to want to commission art of a great girl. That all my visual ideas in that regard are yuri, and all my straight ideas are stories while I lack the drive to write, however, that is my fault.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 06:19:49 2016 No.15039765 >>15039753 Anon, no! If you put a Wurm and an Onyx in the same habitat the Wurm will kill and eat the Onyx!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 06:20:34 2016 No.15039771 >>15039765 But Onyx is made of rock. Wurm's teeth will go dull if she eats rock.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 06:20:50 2016 No.15039772 >>15039765 I hear they're remarkably tender. Until you evolve them to Steelix, ruins the flavor.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 06:24:30 2016 No.15039794 >>15039771 You're underestimating the durability of a Wurm's mouth, they can practice giving a blowjob with a pile driver

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 06:26:01 2016 No.15039801 >>15039771 Wurm coils around the Onyx and crushes its individual body segments into small, easy to digest fragments. It's a terrible way to die.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 06:26:36 2016 No.15039808 >>15039801 >>15039794 I always assumed Wurm was friendly to weaker life forms.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 06:26:57 2016 No.15039810
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>>15039711
I like that idea. That as you get to know her, she slowly goes from looking completely human, to having her horse legs in a biped form, to actually looking like her true self. That's sweet.

>>15039757
You really haven't written anything in a long time, have you? Actually looking at your page, you released your last thing in January of last year.

Wow.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 06:28:31 2016 No.15039816 >>15039808 She usually is, but Onyx is her natural prey.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 06:29:11 2016 No.15039820 >>15039816 Fine then. I'm going to dump a Wurm in the same habitat with a Psyduck then.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 06:32:17 2016 No.15039831 >>15039820 That's a much better idea, Wurm and Psyduck get along just fine. It's kind of weird watching them though. They never interact in any way. It's almost like they think the other is just an inanimate part of the scenery.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 06:33:04 2016 No.15039833 >>15039831 In their minds they soar through heights unimaginable to us.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 06:39:40 2016 No.15039848

>>15039810
>January of last year.
Well, last thing I wrote to satisfactory conclusion. There are a few things I have unlisted. Couple stories begun but far from finished, couple short-blurbs written in a hurry for fun little writing contests that I'd like to go back and redo, and then one greentext I did that I thought came out pretty nicely.

Most recent thing was hashed together for the Wiki's writing contest, which I think was just this last January?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 06:46:48 2016 No.15039871 File: 77 KB, 544x779, e58323e740a2b997911c126347233622.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 06:47:18 2016 No.15039872 >>15039871 Y-yes Mastah!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 06:47:37 2016 No.15039874 >>15039848 Huh, didn't know you wrote for the Wiki contest. I kind of want to see what you wrote now.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 06:55:14 2016 No.15039898

>>15039874
It was pretty crap. As previously mentioned, I suck at self-motivation, and I slapped together like, 70% or more of it with only a few hours left before the deadline. And it certainly shows.

If you want to give it a read though, be my guest. http://pastebin.com/mYDvb7Ab

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 07:54:24 2016 No.15040043 File: 129 KB, 600x369, 1440947613115.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Friendly reminder to never be frugal with your cuddlelove.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 08:12:00 2016 No.15040082 >>15040043 Stop reminding me I will never cuddle with an Apophis. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 08:12:59 2016 No.15040088 >>15040043 Yeti pls stahp This thread is ded. Let it rest in pieces

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 08:20:56 2016 No.15040114 File: 60 KB, 644x815, 1424782599583.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This thread is peaceful, its posters kind.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 08:21:57 2016 No.15040117 >>15040114 that's a fucking lie

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 08:23:20 2016 No.15040122 >>15040117 Don't bully her, she's Wurm-tier naive.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 08:26:38 2016 No.15040137 File: 181 KB, 942x810, big kiki.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Enty seems to have fucked up their email notification system. On a better note though, guess what girl has a full resolution art now.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 08:28:07 2016 No.15040140
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>>15040082
Don't you just want to lay besides her at night, staring into her eyes which glow faintly in the dark? Don't you want to run your fingers through her hair as she tells you how much she loves you? Don't you want to give her a kiss so she stops ruining the moment by talking about how she wants to put the Pharaoh in stocks for public use?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 08:29:06 2016 No.15040145 >>15040137 Neat... not for me though, I never got the love for her. Call me when it's a high-res of kuudere bug.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 08:31:53 2016 No.15040157 >>15040137 My fourth least-favorite monster. Splendid.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 08:32:08 2016 No.15040158 >>15040140 STOP ;_;

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 08:32:12 2016 No.15040160 >>15040137 Meh.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 08:33:39 2016 No.15040165 >>15040137 Nice. So kiki's making-of next?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 08:35:53 2016 No.15040172 >>15040137 Kikis are bland.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 08:36:21 2016 No.15040174 >>15040145 >>15040157 >>15040160 Sounds like some anons need that medicine grandmas and nannies give to grumpy kids by a spoon. It doesn't really do anything but it's supposed to make you smile and stop being grumpy, you know what I'm talking about.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 08:38:42 2016 No.15040181 >>15040174 Scotch?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 08:39:09 2016 No.15040183 File: 137 KB, 679x959, Shog.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15040174 Jealous kikis, stay mad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 08:40:24 2016 No.15040187 >>15040158 I hurt myself with that, I'm quite fond of grapesnake myself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 08:43:23 2016 No.15040192 >>15040137 Kikis are a miracle of the universe, more people should fap to maids.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 08:45:02 2016 No.15040196 >>15040192 I fap to maids, just not Kikis.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 08:51:31 2016 No.15040206 >>15039699 THOSE THINGS ARE HUGE! THERE'S NO WAY THEY'RE REAL!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 09:00:15 2016 No.15040234 >>15040206 What you think she got mofu implants?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 09:24:13 2016 No.15040277 https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/718052990469349377 Google translate is pretty screwy with this but arch alp aside, those are new to me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 09:26:34 2016 No.15040281 >>15038965 I've tried drawing but I'm just really bad at it. I don't have the patience to get good at it. I still have a tablet and everything

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 09:32:09 2016 No.15040290 >>15040281 You'd make a Leanan Sidhe really sad with that attitude

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 09:34:23 2016 No.15040294 >クロスは力を溜めている・・・

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 09:34:27 2016 No.15040295 File: 368 KB, 400x584, Art Fairy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15040290 >Anon, what's wrong? Don't you love me anymore?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 09:38:17 2016 No.15040304 >>15040295 Can i pray to a Leanan Sidhe for my writing problems as well?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 09:39:33 2016 No.15040308 >>15040294 No he ain't

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 09:40:08 2016 No.15040310 >>15038965 Floppy wrists and laziness.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 09:40:31 2016 No.15040312

>>15040281
I tried too but I have too many problems.
>Memory like a goldfish
>Bad at visualising things
>Too many hobbies that make leave little room for a new one
I have nothing but respect for anyone who can draw at a reasonable level. That shit takes hard work.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 09:42:03 2016 No.15040315 >>15040304 Yes. Literature is art.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 09:47:13 2016 No.15040321 >>15038965 That's really fast, and people said I improved really fast in just 2 years starting from zero like this guy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 10:06:40 2016 No.15040353 File: 886 KB, 800x1066, 51330747_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 10:10:47 2016 No.15040362

>>15040290

>A Leanan Sidhe encounters a man who she can tell is an artist if only faintly who denies he was ever much of an artist and drew only a little bit out of boredom
>She eventually discovers that he actually has a lot more drawings that he admitted. A lot of them being half-finished.
>She wants him to try to draw again but he asserts that it'd be a waste of time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 10:11:45 2016 No.15040364 >>15040353 Dance the macarena!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 10:21:51 2016 No.15040383 >>15040353 Cats are definitely worth molesting until they become cuddlesluts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 10:38:48 2016 No.15040415 File: 389 KB, 1000x1280, 2FFsvQX.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 10:43:08 2016 No.15040427 >>15040415 >posting old stuff For what purpose?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 10:44:45 2016 No.15040431 >>15040427 Maybe he just likes cows or he wants to post it for the newfags.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 10:46:17 2016 No.15040432 >>15040431 >newfags Absolutely revolting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 11:17:40 2016 No.15040493 >>15040427 Don't have a cow, man

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 11:19:24 2016 No.15040498 File: 128 KB, 1000x866, 037a20aa3a86613899d13b88ed87b33.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15038885 >>15038894 Despite her small, busty stature she apparently has a onee-san type personality. Which means you'll be spending time on her lap.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 11:21:43 2016 No.15040503 >>15038965 It seems that the closer you are to Japan, the better you'll get at drawing animu. Though this guys is already Japanese.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 11:35:01 2016 No.15040520 >>15040294 >Cross is pooled force... What?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 11:35:29 2016 No.15040523 File: 356 KB, 680x840, 1460043329128.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Butt consider this

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 11:37:08 2016 No.15040529 >>15040523 I want to die in that ass.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 11:39:15 2016 No.15040535 >>15040520 That's what KC always tweets a few hours before he releases a new girl, only he didn't really tweet it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 11:40:30 2016 No.15040540 >>15039264 I want to live in a Mountain Shrine with one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 11:40:38 2016 No.15040542 >>15040529 I want to kill you for that ass.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 11:40:48 2016 No.15040544 File: 1.85 MB, 1214x1372, 3468f20bf1a16d45c37214a35cd6e4b3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15040523 What aren't shortstacks ever drawn with those proportions instead of the ugly goblins /d/ and /aco/ churn out? >>15040535 Aww man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 11:47:07 2016 No.15040560 File: 40 KB, 600x600, sweating.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15040523 >tfw no soft and huggable shortstack waifu kill me now senpai

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 11:47:51 2016 No.15040563 >>15039564 Well, if exposure and close contact with muscled soldiers made the Prince alp, then he was probably already gay to begin with. After all, none of the rest of the soldier's alp'd.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 11:48:14 2016 No.15040565
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>>15040544
Shortstacks are hard to get right.

Which reminds me that I hate how Noise has became shit over the last year. Started off doing oppai loli and shortstacks, then started drawing regular girls but calling them oppai loli and now he's started drawing gangbang shit. He was one of the few artists I thought I wouldn't do that sort of thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 11:48:15 2016 No.15040566 >>15040137 Imgur link? Please?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 11:49:37 2016 No.15040570 >>15039674 Stop while you can anon, it only gets worse from here on.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 11:54:51 2016 No.15040580

>>15039898
I had to do work stuff, so I only just got the chance to read this five minutes ago.

It was a fun read. Not perfect, but not at all bad. It's kind of amusing that I know of the girls in there are your absolute favourites too.
If you want, I can give some general advice. Nothing like a full critique, because I know it's not like a full thing or anything, but a few pointers, if you want. Mostly just grammar stuff.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 12:02:57 2016 No.15040601 I wish i had a Waifu to shitpost about.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 12:04:34 2016 No.15040607 >>15040565 Same, I don't even download his stuff anymore.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 12:05:59 2016 No.15040609 >>15040601 You'll find her somday.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 12:06:01 2016 No.15040610 Wow, I think I never seen this thread so dead before What happened? DS3 already released?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 12:09:36 2016 No.15040619 >>15040601 It'll happen if it's supposed to anon. The only reason I found my shitpost waifu was because people stopped liking mausposting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 12:09:47 2016 No.15040622 File: 201 KB, 712x1000, 1458985805611-4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw no MG /k/ommando to go to the gun range with

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 12:10:33 2016 No.15040627
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>>15040610
Everyone's probably worn out from the last few days of extreme shitposting, that or people got banned due to it.

I'm just sitting here thinking of cute ideas for Lich outfits like sundresses and formal wear.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 12:12:34 2016 No.15040634 >>15040627 What extreme shitposting? I don't remember. The subhound was barely extreme

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 12:13:00 2016 No.15040635

>>15040610
>DS3 already released?
Sort of.
It hasn’t officially been released for the west but it has been released for japan.
But there is a work around. If you get a japanese account and get some yen, you can get it.
It’s fully translated and everything. The only reason why it’s not out in the west yet is because legal reasons (taxes and so on).

So hardcore fans already got it.

>>15040627
I want to dress a lich in all manner of different cute and sexual outfits.
For science of course!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 12:15:06 2016 No.15040639 File: 20 KB, 400x450, 1457505284712.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15040622 What a scary girl. How is she going to get a husband looking like a violent hooligan

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 12:15:42 2016 No.15040642
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>>15040610
I just got back from buying art stuff.
Now I'm relaxing by watching a farmer kill sneks on Twitch.

>>15040627
A lich dressed in a completely unrevealing, old-timey swimsuit might be funny.
Actually, take a look at R Dorothy's design from Big O. She's pretty much a lich in spirit. I wonder if her clothes would suit a lich.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 12:16:11 2016 No.15040643 >>15040635 I want my lich waifu to try and make a new fertility drug only to tell me she must have made it too strong after a month when it looks like she swallowed a basket ball.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 12:16:40 2016 No.15040644 >>15040642 Jesus tapdancing Christ I love that picture!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 12:17:03 2016 No.15040645 >>15040627 What if you dressed a lich in a beautiful gown and asked her to dance with you, holding her in a lovely session of slow dancing as her undead follower play music of your choice to help set the scene just for her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 12:17:29 2016 No.15040646 So where is that new girl I heard talk about?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 12:18:52 2016 No.15040651 >>15040646 Died on the way from her home planet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 12:19:01 2016 No.15040652 >>15040646 In the usual place.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 12:21:26 2016 No.15040657

>>15040635
>sexual outfits
If we're going there, I wouldn't mind seeing one in a maid outfit with an exposed navel and zettai ryouiki.
>>15040642
Funny you should say that, Dorothy was one of the characters that came to mind when I was thinking of formal style stuff.
>>15040645
That sounds lovely. Liches are probably the type to pull off ballroom masks really well too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 12:24:37 2016 No.15040667 File: 525 KB, 656x708, Moan of the dead.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15040657 What about a pale-skinned lich wearing nothing, save for some black elbow-length gloves and matching lacy thigh-highs?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 12:24:41 2016 No.15040668 File: 495 KB, 600x624, 1458856634738.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15040565 >not tittymonster Hobgoblin and Jubjub to fight for your affection and give you double paizuri

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 12:25:55 2016 No.15040672

>>15040642
>R Dorothy as a Lich
I approve heavily of this and yes her clothing would totally suit a lich's cute looks while also hugging her body very close.Dorothy is already a cute android girl and making her into a lich while not needed to improve her is still the prefect choice if I ever want to make Dorothy into a monster girl. Now I wish to have a Big O living armor that I use to fight evil or a Mechagodzilla living armor to hang out with cute kaiju girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 12:29:07 2016 No.15040677 >>15040667 The thought alone is boner inducing, I need this.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 12:31:09 2016 No.15040681

>>15040657
I can just imagine t now, you asking lich to ballroom dance with you and her putting on her mask to go have some fun. As her undead play the prefect mood setting music, you hold her close and hold one another lose as you gracefully dance the night away. What you don't know i that under her mask, she's blushing like mad and smiling a far bigger smile than usual due to just how much she's enjoying the fact of you holding her in a private dance just for you two.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 12:45:57 2016 No.15040710 File: 1.09 MB, 1600x2000, 1442081980863.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15040681 Too cute, way too cute. And when it was time to take off her mask and give her a kiss she would likely already have her emotions under control. Sneaky girl.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 12:47:07 2016 No.15040714

>>15040644
I think it's pretty funny too. I don't remember the name of the artist, but he's one of the /monster/ drawfags. TFT compiles all his art there, so every month or so, I'll just check to see if there's anything worth saving.
He does a lot of anubis stuff, and a fair bit of chesire stuff too. It's pretty cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 12:51:21 2016 No.15040726 >>15040667 >What about a pale-skinned lich wearing nothing, save for some black elbow-length gloves and matching lacy thigh-highs? That would fit a wight too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 12:52:31 2016 No.15040729 I want a stable of Sumo Monster girls! Sumo Oni! Sumo Jinko! Sumo Wolf and/or Hellhound! Sumo Snek! Sumo Cyclops! Sumo Wyvern! Sumo Yeti!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 12:52:36 2016 No.15040730 >>15040726 Well, now you know what we need. A lich and wight both wearing this costume as they engage in symmetrical docking.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 12:53:22 2016 No.15040731

>>15040710
Yeah she can't let you know that during the whole dance her emotions were going wild and she was being unusually emotional. Of course you could tell anyway the way she was feeling just going off how her body was shaking while you held her. Later that night after a session of passionate love making, she cuddles up tight to you saying in calm voice with traces of joy in it that she had a lot of fun and that it as very sweet of you to set it all up just for her, as you kiss her goodnight before falling asleep.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 12:53:31 2016 No.15040732 >>15040729 >Sumo Wyvern I was about to say 'how does that work?', but then I realized I was confusing the wyvern with the wyrm

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 12:59:45 2016 No.15040747 >>15040732 Sumo Wurm would be a nightmare. Even as a lightweight sumo her moving would break the Richter Scale

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 13:00:49 2016 No.15040750 >>15040729 Sounds soft. What would you do if an alice asked to sign up with you guys?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 13:01:16 2016 No.15040752 File: 501 KB, 1600x1200, 4bw4Eg3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just found a baby possum and now the animal shelter is telling me to raise it. Possum girls when?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 13:02:57 2016 No.15040757 >>15040752 Aww, you're a daddy now. Ganbatte!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 13:02:58 2016 No.15040758 >>15040752 Just remember. They're surprisingly resistant to rabies

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 13:03:42 2016 No.15040760 >>15040752 Are they a boy or a girl? Either way, wrap them up in that blanket and take a picture.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 13:04:45 2016 No.15040762 File: 300 KB, 1600x1200, V__5B5A.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15040760 Don't know. Sister already took a picture of that too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 13:05:26 2016 No.15040765 >>15040752 It's so cute holy shit Congratulations on being a father

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 13:05:33 2016 No.15040766 >>15040729 Take a hike feeder, and to think I'm also fond of chubby girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 13:06:16 2016 No.15040772 >>15040752 Looks like an opposum.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 13:06:23 2016 No.15040773 >>15040729 Needs a holst or cow of some sort.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 13:08:12 2016 No.15040778 >>15040752 You can actually keep it as a pet, but they have terrible long term memory. If you ever go on vacation for a few weeks and leave it alone, it will have gone feral when you get home.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 13:08:23 2016 No.15040779 >>15040762 Adorable. What have you named them?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 13:08:26 2016 No.15040780 >>15040752 I hope you took it to the vet first? They can carry lots of nasty diseases. Enjoy your rabies

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 13:09:25 2016 No.15040785 >>15040765 >It's so cute holy shit He's lucky it's basically a juvenile. Marsupial babies are fucking creepy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 13:10:08 2016 No.15040788 >>15040785 Pink blobs are not creepy, they're just... fetal.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 13:11:52 2016 No.15040793 >>15040788 >Fetuses >Not creepy I think all those creepy black magic shops and mad scientist laboratories with them in jars beg to differ.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 13:13:54 2016 No.15040801 >>15040788 Some people are into that. http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Humpty_Egg

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 13:15:23 2016 No.15040803 >>15040801 Definitely one of the worst 5 monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 13:16:22 2016 No.15040807 >>15040801 I'd only a Humpty Egg if she popped out with Uo Denim/Fukumaaya/Kloah-tier proportions.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 13:30:26 2016 No.15040836 >>15040807 I'd take most any girl with kloah tier proportions. even an alp.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 13:33:30 2016 No.15040842 hellskitchensink.wordpress.com There's a new chapter of A Serpent in Zion out.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 13:35:14 2016 No.15040848

>>15040807
>Kloah-tier
Never got the big deal about this artist. His anatomy is awful but he gets a free pass for impossibly huge tits.

Not to mention the latest translated work by him included MMF gangrape/NTR where the shota got hard from seeing his girlfriend violated. I thought that was the kind of stuff this thread hated.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 13:36:44 2016 No.15040853 >>15040848 I don't understand how he could do that last chapter. He has never done shit things like that before and the art doesn't look like his normal one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 13:39:21 2016 No.15040858 >>15040848 Some people get overly excited about stupid shit. Personally, I'm just sad how that happens to so many artists. What Z-ton turned into still hurts.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 13:40:02 2016 No.15040859
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>>15040848
>Not to mention the latest translated work by him included MMF gangrape/NTR where the shota got hard from seeing his girlfriend violated. I thought that was the kind of stuff this thread hated.
Fug, I was worried that's happen in the next chapter. At least the basedness of pic-related was enough to salvage it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 13:41:06 2016 No.15040862 >>15040848 >I thought that was the kind of stuff this thread hated It is. >>15040853 >and the art doesn't look like his normal one Yep, looks like he was almost forced/rushed to do it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 13:42:09 2016 No.15040864 I want to find wurmbala, the mystical city of the wurms!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 13:42:33 2016 No.15040867 >>15040859 >you will never have a super busty senpai that protects you from bullies

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 13:43:48 2016 No.15040873 >>15040848 >gangrape/NTR Weren't just blowjobs? It is still disgusting, but not full rape.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 13:44:26 2016 No.15040875 >>15040862 >Yep, looks like he was almost forced/rushed to do it. He probably wanted finish up/move on to something else. >>15040867 ;_;

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 13:45:41 2016 No.15040881 >>15040864 You are too late Dr. Jones, for I have already captured the heart of their queen, the legendary Aeon Wurm!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 13:46:20 2016 No.15040883 >>15040875 >He probably wanted finish up/move on to something else I don't know, it just doesn't make sense. The story was being full healing and then that shit happens. And he's not that type of artist.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 13:46:46 2016 No.15040885 >>15040867 Kloah should make a spin-off chapter that's just 20 pages of her getting fucked up the ass by her shota in different positions. It's be great.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 13:47:35 2016 No.15040888 >>15040848 I fucking knew that faggot would do something like that eventually.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 13:47:49 2016 No.15040890 >>15040885 It'd be*

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 13:50:20 2016 No.15040895 File: 71 KB, 400x465, 1455183140122.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15040848 Fucking this Kloah is shit I don't understand the hype about him at all So he finally went full z-ton? Nothing of value was lost desu

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 13:51:54 2016 No.15040897 >>15040895 Let's hope it's a one time thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 13:52:01 2016 No.15040898 >>15040895 It was pretty obvious he was going to go down that path eventually.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 13:52:40 2016 No.15040899 >>15040895 Calm your tits newfag, and delete your reaction image.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 13:53:24 2016 No.15040901

>>15040888
>>15040895
You guys do know this isn't the first time he's done NTR, right? Besides, I doubt this is going to be the new norm for him. He's already set it up such that senpai is looking out for them, and there'll probably be another chapter where the two make up and have healing sex. It's not the end of the world.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 13:54:24 2016 No.15040905 >>15040853 Meh, he can still go back. Napata came back from NTR stronger than ever.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 13:54:58 2016 No.15040909 >>15040901 Bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 13:55:32 2016 No.15040910 >people are catching on to the fact that Kloah is actually pretty bad I am no longer alone

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 13:55:59 2016 No.15040912 >>15040905 He still can't fix his mediocre art though.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 13:56:19 2016 No.15040914
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>>15040883
>And he's not that type of artist.
I have a strong feeling that he may go back and scrap/revise the chapter from the ground up into something less shitty since it's not the first time he's revised stuff.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 13:56:53 2016 No.15040916 >>15040910 You are still a faggot tho.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 13:57:34 2016 No.15040919 >>15040910 I was always with you anon, never saw the appeal with him. If someone wants /ss/ they can find it with an artist that isn't trash.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 13:58:16 2016 No.15040921 >>15040912 That's just your opinion.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 13:58:38 2016 No.15040922 >>15040898 >It was pretty obvious How?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 13:59:29 2016 No.15040923 Every single doujin artist will do NTR shit eventually, its almost a necessity to being a doujin artist these days, something about Japan's eternal and massive shit taste forces them all into it, they'll all do it eventually.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 13:59:37 2016 No.15040924 >>15040909 You can find it on sadpanda if you don't believe me. Point is, one or two ntr works doesn't mean he's going to abandon vanilla forever. I swear, you alps will get your panties in a bunch over anything.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:00:05 2016 No.15040927 >>15040905 >Napata >NTR Wait what? You serious? Is there no justice in this world?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:00:29 2016 No.15040929 >>15040914 >that fucking waist on the left and the whole fucked-up figure in general People who like him are blind or something?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:00:36 2016 No.15040930 >>15040923 This is an unfortunate truth.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:00:59 2016 No.15040931 >>15040910 >anons here shit on Kloah >but hating on other artists and drawfags here is meme hate

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:01:24 2016 No.15040935 >>15040923 Mine hasn't yet, I hold faith in my boy Tanabe.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:02:06 2016 No.15040937 >>15040910 Let's be serious, some people here (meme)hate it just because he does shota, not because of the art or anything.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:02:25 2016 No.15040938 >>15040931 I'd rather see Barb's or .less' work posted than kloah's in these threads.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:02:58 2016 No.15040940 >>15040937 I get the feeling a lot of it is that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:03:11 2016 No.15040941 >>15040929 Seems like it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:03:23 2016 No.15040942 >>15040938 There's nothing wrong with Barb you big baby.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:03:39 2016 No.15040943 >>15040937 I don't know how you can look at this >>15040914 and say he has good or ok art Even the worst butter-t pics have better anatomy

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:03:59 2016 No.15040944 >>15040938 Barb isn't too bad right now, but if you're talking about his older stuff then that's fucking harsh.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:04:00 2016 No.15040945 >>15040938 >.less Thank you but no

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:04:24 2016 No.15040947 >>15040942 I'm not saying there is. I love barb's work.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:04:58 2016 No.15040952 >>15040937 Shota is pretty shit, but his art is leaps and bound worse than /ss/.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:05:09 2016 No.15040953 >>15040943 I didn't say the art was good nor bad, but admit that what I said it's true. There's that guy always bitching about it because it's shota.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:05:23 2016 No.15040955 >>15040942 Other than the faces? But then that's just meme hate, isn't it? Not proper legitimate hate like yours for Kloah.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:06:07 2016 No.15040957 >>15040937 I'm not gonna lie, I don't like /ss/ but if that's what Kloah wants to draw /ss/ then all power to him. I just don't like his style and the way he mangles anatomy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:06:57 2016 No.15040959 >>15040953 >that guy >only one guy hates shota Shotafags are fucking delusional. Will you also call him salty?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:07:11 2016 No.15040960 File: 474 KB, 1024x900, fd52df66fe1d3b70fa6ba4a0c8eb7f45.jpg?3108346.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love succubutts in all their forms, being small or big.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:07:21 2016 No.15040961 >>15040901 >this isn't the first time he's done NTR Give me the link as a prove because I can't find it anywhere.And delete it later because fuck NTR >>15040952 >Shota is pretty shit For you

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:07:48 2016 No.15040962 >Artist makes a really great Maiden In Black doujin. >The next one he makes is NTR and fattening. GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:07:53 2016 No.15040963 File: 600 KB, 653x948, 1459925803453.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I started this fiasco saying what kind of proportions I'd like to see on a Humpty Egg Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:08:23 2016 No.15040964 >>15040942 >nothing wrong with barb I don't understand how people can fap to these pictures when the faces are so damn weird. But supposedly they're good and I'm in the minority for thinking they're just slightly off. It's just so distracting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:08:46 2016 No.15040965 >>15040963 That's what you get for talking about Humpty Eggs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:09:06 2016 No.15040966 >>15040961 Yeah, it is pretty shit for me. But that's not the main problem with him, it's his awful anatomy and pretty shit art.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:09:25 2016 No.15040968 >>15040959 You either haven't been here enough or don't care but he's pretty easy to spot just like the other one who is mad with dom girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:09:40 2016 No.15040969 >>15040942 Some of his stuff is terrible That pharaoh and apophis is fucking awful and the worst pic he ever made Funny how all his sketches are good though. Or maybe bad sketches are just not uploaded here

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:09:47 2016 No.15040970 >>15040964 His new faces are good. And his line sketches have always been. He just suffered from massive overshading for awhile that dropped him right into the uncanny valley.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:10:12 2016 No.15040971 >>15040938 >I'd rather see two competent and talented artists' work Okay. So would I.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:11:30 2016 No.15040972 Speaking of moaning about artists, what's the name of that horrible Tumblr "artist" who butchered the MGE designs? I'm trying to remember the name. You know the one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:12:13 2016 No.15040975 >>15040971 Monorus is talented, Loen is talented, .less is average at most.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:12:48 2016 No.15040976 [DELETED]

>>15040968
Not him but just because there's a common poster with a grudge on a subject doesn't make him the only one that holds that view. Shota has never just been trashed by one guy. I don't like it either, and this is my first post in the entire conversation. I usually just don't say anything about it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:13:06 2016 No.15040977 >>15040972 no, No, dont even go there

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:13:29 2016 No.15040980 >>15040972 That one's better off forgotten

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:14:00 2016 No.15040984 >>15040975 Loen is really fucking up his anatomy lately though. He's going into straight cartoonish proportion territory. Hopefully he'll reel that back in.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:14:06 2016 No.15040985 >>15040953 So you admit his art is pretty meh and it causes shitposting and yet you still want to post him? Why?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:14:10 2016 No.15040986 >>15040960 I do as well.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:15:23 2016 No.15040989 >>15040975 .less may be a huge faggot, but his art is still better to look at than Kloah's

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:15:34 2016 No.15040990 [DELETED]

>>15040970
Oh, I won't deny he's improved. I actually saved that salamander picture he did recently, but I was talking about his older stuff where people got super defensive if anons mentioned how strange the faces looked. Other artists who mess up proportions and such get rightfully slated.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:15:55 2016 No.15040992 >>15040985 >it causes shitposting And this is mine or the artists' error, how? I won't be able to post him now just because one faggot (or more, like some say) just like to bitch about things they don't like?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:16:10 2016 No.15040994 Mud wrestling with monstergirls. The mud is actually a chocolate slime.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:16:46 2016 No.15040996 You people want terrible art, need I remind you that this abomination exists? http://i.imgur.com/G85KJzd.jpg I'd post that jabberwock image too but I don't want to hurt wockfag, you know the one I mean.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:17:22 2016 No.15041000 >>15040994 But that's technically yuri! Get him!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:18:12 2016 No.15041003 >>15040996 Due to the presence of yuri and a Lich, I wonder if this was commissioned/requested by a certain someone that browses here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:18:29 2016 No.15041004 File: 811 KB, 650x871, Astaroth's Reward.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I think all of you need a healthy dose of paizuri to calm down.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:18:37 2016 No.15041005 >>15040994 Die.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:18:40 2016 No.15041006 >>15040972 Oh yeah, that would be interesting. As I remember he was rewriting the whole MGE? Or was it another guy? Sadly, I deleted his pics

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:18:44 2016 No.15041008 >>15040923 Toruneko will never do NTR.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:19:04 2016 No.15041010 >>15041000 What if they do it to fight and see who can claim the man they both love?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:19:43 2016 No.15041012 >>15040996 Yeah, that is pretty fucking bad. Plus it features one of the best undead, so I'm especially biased against it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:19:59 2016 No.15041013 >>15040972 Do you mean the whole Praxis bullshit or am I thinking of someone else?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:20:06 2016 No.15041014 Huh. This place still exists. Any fellow pure carriers of the sword and cross still enduring?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:20:09 2016 No.15041015 >>15041003 Always a safe assumption it's that faggot with both of those.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:20:10 2016 No.15041016 File: 481 KB, 1200x978, 1437708546382.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15040996 Thats fucking terrifying

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:20:32 2016 No.15041017 File: 1.32 MB, 1798x2317, ^44AB7154BB90E8846221C77BE02C1CAA79459977D0BDA1F822^pimgpsh_fullsize_distr.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] tail pussy

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:20:51 2016 No.15041019 >>15041005 Calm down nerd.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:21:00 2016 No.15041020 >>15041013 No, the tumbrl one. He also did double futa jabber

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:21:06 2016 No.15041021 >>15041010 But they'll probably enjoy it and turn the whole thing into yuri NTR as a result! Are you trying to set the thread ablaze!?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:21:22 2016 No.15041023 >>15041014 They're mostly gone now. Good riddance.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:21:22 2016 No.15041024 >>15040977 >>15040980 Just trying to get the name for another thread. >>15041006 I think he was, yeah. >>15041013 No, a tumblr weirdo.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:21:31 2016 No.15041025 >>15040996 You mean the one where a Jabber gives a titjob to a catboy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:21:47 2016 No.15041027 >>15041017 >creative use of tailpussy There isn't near enough of this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:22:32 2016 No.15041028 >>15041019 Don't you call me a god damn nerd you fucking faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:22:34 2016 No.15041029 >>15041014 For some reason the threads are now mostly cute stuff and headpats. It's just as stupid as the paladin posting used to be, only the atmosphere is different for it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:22:38 2016 No.15041030 >>15041017 That's a big bitch.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:23:02 2016 No.15041032

>>15041013
He means the ones with tiki faces where the profiles were rewritten as bizarre tumblrverse versions. Like the alice that purposfully lured men into assaulting her then killed them because she seduced them and being seduced by little girls is bad mmmkay. But she's totally innocent and clear of any wrongdoing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:23:45 2016 No.15041034 >>15041029 Doesn't sound stupid to me, it's still monstergirl related.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:24:16 2016 No.15041035 File: 38 KB, 1164x836, Paladin wearing his mandatory hugbox.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15041014 Paladins are never gone. But fuck the old 40kiddy style heresy posters.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:24:16 2016 No.15041036
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>>15041021
Sarcasm aside, Imagine watching an Ushi-Oni and a Hellhound fight for you, not in mud, just in general. Or two powerful magic users. I bet they would destroy an entire street in the process.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:24:17 2016 No.15041037 >>15040859 If you think that's bad, did you hear the news about ShindoL's latest work?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:24:23 2016 No.15041038 >>15041025 No he means this one. http://41.media.tumblr.com/8943d33d7415925cd6259bccd55188ae/tumblr_nuznv5kK8z1r0w5oio1_1280.png

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:24:39 2016 No.15041039 >>15041017 That poor, poor man. I'm jealous >>15041025 The catboy Jabberwock is tame compared to the worst stuff out there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:24:44 2016 No.15041040 >>15041032 Oh, that. Did KC give him a C&D, or was this guy such a small fry that grorious nippon pictureman ignored it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:24:55 2016 No.15041042 >>15041028 Calm those tits dork.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:25:09 2016 No.15041043 >>15041017 No.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:25:33 2016 No.15041045 >>15041037 What did that edgy faggot do now? >>15041042 I'll fucking cut you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:25:52 2016 No.15041047 >>15041038 Instant Regret I should have fucking known better

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:25:52 2016 No.15041048 >>15041034 When it gets to a point of over-saturation and anons trying to steer conversations to it constantly it gets stupid.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:26:22 2016 No.15041049 >>15041040 That guy was some weird indian tranny furry. For real. I think he just moved on to something else.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:26:36 2016 No.15041050 >>15040992 >he still claims only one guy doesn't like shota Wow, you really are stubborn. >>15041040 No, KC gave C&D to a wiki guy who was doing some edgy modern war stuff with mgs

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:26:48 2016 No.15041051 >>15041017 >Newly hired office man trying to get an promotion

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:26:54 2016 No.15041052 >>15041045 Do you remember the manga about the gyaru who did heroin? She _________________________________________

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:27:07 2016 No.15041053 >>15041048 I'm so tired of your whining.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:27:10 2016 No.15041054 >>15041048 If that's what's happening, then you have a point.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:27:26 2016 No.15041057 Moldykins! That was the guy's name. And holy shit, even by Tumblr standards, his page layout is fucking vomit inducing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:27:55 2016 No.15041058 >>15041050 Wow, you didn't respond to me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:28:03 2016 No.15041059 >>15041052 What? Overdosed and died?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:28:04 2016 No.15041060 >>15041017 This displeases me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:28:29 2016 No.15041062 >>15041050 As per usual, if people start saying then don't like something, everyone defending it just goes 'Its only one guy!'

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:28:30 2016 No.15041063 >>15041053 I'm so tired of anons claiming every opinion they don't like is one person.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:28:31 2016 No.15041064 >>15041038 Yes! That nigga. What is the artists name? Google can't find it

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:28:40 2016 No.15041065 File: 190 KB, 800x512, 1436841019707.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15041057 He said the forbidden!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:29:08 2016 No.15041067 >>15041017 Disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:29:31 2016 No.15041071 >>15041058 >He's still trying to bait a response Why? It looks like you just want to prolong the shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:29:33 2016 No.15041073 >>15041053 You don't honestly think it's one guy do you? Come on.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:29:37 2016 No.15041074 >>15041062 But anon, only one very insane guy could dislike what I like. Be reasonable.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:30:09 2016 No.15041077 File: 1.10 MB, 1593x861, I will sit here consumed with sadness for the rest of the evening.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15041059 Yeah...._____________ Yeah......._____________________________________

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:30:27 2016 No.15041080 so which drawfags are we still allowed to like anyway

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:30:46 2016 No.15041082 >>15041071 I don't want to prolong it, I just want to know why I'm the one shitposting If I post a Kloah's pic, instead of the person who starts to bitch about it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:31:10 2016 No.15041084 >>15041077 Anon you're going to have to give me a god damn actual answer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:31:10 2016 No.15041085 >>15041064 >>15041057

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:31:20 2016 No.15041086 >>15041057 Finally Thanks Now I'm gonna enjoy some shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:31:23 2016 No.15041087 >>15041080 Only the ones you specifically don't like.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:32:59 2016 No.15041092 Are we being raided or something?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:33:09 2016 No.15041093 >>15041080 Anyone who doesn't draw NTR, Guro, Futa, Yuri, Furry, Monsterboys or Scat. Did I miss anything?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:33:30 2016 No.15041094 >>15041062 >>15041063 This. Fuck complaining about certain content on the threads, the real problem on the threads is the way certain anons try and dismiss opposing opinions by claiming it's all the work of one guy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:33:44 2016 No.15041095 >>15041093 You forgot shota.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:33:50 2016 No.15041098
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>>15041077
Guess you didnt want to mention the reason why she overdosed, understandable.

>>15041084
She was brutally beaten and had a miscarriage, consumed by grief, she intentionally overdosed, and looking to the previous chapter, you can see why anyone could be upset with this outcome

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:34:16 2016 No.15041100 >>15041095 And maledom

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:34:35 2016 No.15041103

>being surprised about Kloah having shit taste
He likes bigger female, small male size difference, his taste was always shit.

>barb's faces
Some of them were fine like the Hsien-ko picture, and that was pretty old. It's not like he was consistently bad, just really inconsistent.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:34:41 2016 No.15041104

>>15041084
She said she was going to clean up, because she was pregnant and wanted to make sure the baby had a chance.
That's where the second last chapter ends.
The last chapter is her getting ready to do that, but her old classmates beat the shit out of her and mug her.
As a result, she has a miscarriage, and in her despair, ODs and dies.
But not before dreaming of a future wherein she is a successful single mother with the child she was pregnant with.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:34:48 2016 No.15041107 >>15041100 And baiting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:34:51 2016 No.15041109 >>15041094 SO tired of your whining.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:34:53 2016 No.15041110 >>15041098 Eh, whatever. She was probably a shit person that deserved it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:35:09 2016 No.15041113 >>15041092 No, the usual thing happened where one anon voiced a strong opinion on something than then the entire thing snowballed from there. The usual stuff.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:35:36 2016 No.15041115 >>15041095 Please continue, we didn't have enough yet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:35:44 2016 No.15041116 >>15041080 I like all of them, fuck it. Barb's faces are fine, .less no longer trolls and we don't have anyone else controversial. >>15041092 No. The thread just had a shitstorm over a popular-ish artist doing ntr. It'll blow over.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:36:21 2016 No.15041117 >>15041094 Agreed man, everytime someone says something slightly controversial or complains about a threadcannon at least one person will just jump in and start talking shit about how its just a vocal minority of one or something. Godamn

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:36:53 2016 No.15041119 >>15041017 >paws nah

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:37:06 2016 No.15041121 >>15041110 The sad thing is, she didn't. She was dumb, sure, but she didn't deserve that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:37:32 2016 No.15041122 >>15041115 If you insist.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:37:45 2016 No.15041123 >>15041109 See, posts like this are the problem. That was the second post I've made on the entire thread, but this anon thinks I'm part of the retarded argument he was having earlier. Why? Fuck knows.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:38:20 2016 No.15041124 >>15041104 >>15041077 >literally 100 comments of butthurt on panda Why? It was obviously going to have a bad end. Have you even read his yotsuba one where girls give birth and flush their babies in the toilet?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:38:39 2016 No.15041126 >>15041121 I don't believe you. Drug addicts are shit people.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:38:47 2016 No.15041128 >>15041109 You're only proving his point. Good job.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:39:27 2016 No.15041131 >>15041124 Jesus christ what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:40:16 2016 No.15041132 >>15041124 I think I repressed that memory. I think I need to go lay down now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:40:46 2016 No.15041136 File: 145 KB, 1259x1290, 1414888713222.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15041126 For you. 50% it's not real, but hey, it's cute as fuck >>15041124 It's fucking ShindoL, I don't know what were they expecting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:40:52 2016 No.15041137 >>15041124 What in the seven layers of hell?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:40:54 2016 No.15041138 >>15041123 Poor anon ;_;

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:40:58 2016 No.15041139
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>>15041124
>Yotsuba doujin
>Yotsuba rape doujin
>Mindbreak Yotsuba rape doujin
I apparently don't know ShindoL as well as I thought I did. I only knew him for Fragile and Tough.

Anyway.
Gyaru Monster Girls. Yah or Nah?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:41:22 2016 No.15041141 File: 241 KB, 650x545, 1459899157236.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Stupid things that upset you: There will never be a Monster Girl in Slave Leia garb.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:41:34 2016 No.15041145 >>15041136 100% not real.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:41:41 2016 No.15041147 File: 87 KB, 839x640, b5bc139bf95b4c3aa5beeca5c6d5eaec.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15041124 NO.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:42:01 2016 No.15041149 >>15041098 >>15041104 >>15041124 And people are surprised when the japs do ntr. I've given up on Japan being able to create anything good without there being a flood of shit behind it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:42:33 2016 No.15041152 >>/sadp/a/nda/

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:42:49 2016 No.15041155 >>15041145 Let's say 99%, so I can still think there's some good in this world.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:42:57 2016 No.15041156 >>15041139 Only if pure.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:43:58 2016 No.15041159 >>15041017 Lewd as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:44:21 2016 No.15041162 >>15041141 Especially since that Slave Leia garb has been given the expanded universe treatment. >>15041155 Nah man, you gotta accept that everything in the world is shit. That way you won't feel bad when awful stuff happens.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:44:57 2016 No.15041165 >>15041139 is that the girl from yu yu hakusho? It always upset me that there's literally no artwork of either of the MGs from it, they are literally prime material.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:45:16 2016 No.15041167 >>15041147 Don't be sad little succubus nothing can harm you. Why not join me for a lunch of grilled cheeses to help you relax?

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:45:28 2016 No.15041168
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>>15041141
I will never see a super busty MGE Arachne dressed as a Holsatur.
I will never see a 7ft tall, super busty MGE Vampire dressed as a Holstaur.
I will never see a stronk, and super possessive Manticore with sadistic tendencies.
I will never see Wight versions of existing monstergirl species.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:45:40 2016 No.15041170 >People are still surprised that Japs are soulless creatures with absolute shit taste in everything.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:45:46 2016 No.15041171 >>15041155 Kek. Some anime harems are more real than this shit. I mean school days. That shit is gold

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:45:51 2016 No.15041172 >>15041165 It's supposed to be an urban Apsara street dancer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:46:30 2016 No.15041173 >>15041165 That's an Apsara.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:46:39 2016 No.15041175 >>15041035 Glad to know not all of humanity has submitted to corruption.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:46:39 2016 No.15041176 >>15041162 >Nah man, you gotta accept that everything in the world is shit. That way you won't feel bad when awful stuff happens. This, makes life fun again when you can laugh at everything because you simply don't care any more.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:48:02 2016 No.15041179 >>15041132 >people literally get triggered over hentai I never understood this Funny enough, the hentai that made me rage the most had "happy ending"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:48:20 2016 No.15041182 File: 485 KB, 810x1080, a0d18bb530f6e3b8930f4063d684cd34.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15041172 >>15041173 Eh, close enough.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:49:08 2016 No.15041185 >>15041182 I like that artist.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:50:09 2016 No.15041190 >>15041155 Anon that shit is faker than an Indian toilet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:50:17 2016 No.15041191 File: 234 KB, 500x500, 1459997116952.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15041176 This guy knows what's up

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:50:19 2016 No.15041192 >>15041138 Why are you posting like a child?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:51:35 2016 No.15041196 >>15041182 Monster girls in spandex/yoga pants are my fetish. I wish there were more.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:51:43 2016 No.15041197 >>15041190 POO IN THE LOO BTW would indian mgs like apsara or guitar harpy be able to poo in the loo?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:52:02 2016 No.15041198 File: 352 KB, 500x655, If you like him so much why don't you marry him!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15041185

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:52:05 2016 No.15041200

>>15040277
They were all released at the same time originally. At least one of them (The loli) is based off a Shinrabansho character. So I presume that the other two are as well. The In-Universe explanation KC gave for them is that they're "Pseudo-Lilims", not born of the Demon Lord, but corrupted directly by her hand. Basically, adoptive children.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:52:24 2016 No.15041201 >>15041176 >>15041191 You guys get it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:53:07 2016 No.15041204 >>15041182 Nice >>15041192 Because they're trying to get a reaction out of you. Stop giving the moron attention and he'll shut up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:53:25 2016 No.15041205 >>15041198 >that filename But I'm not gay.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:53:29 2016 No.15041208 >>15041192 I was just feeling sorry for you.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:53:58 2016 No.15041210
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I just went through 20 pages of Moldykins' art to post the worst examples of his shit I could to other people.

Give me something to cleanse my soul, please. Something fresh.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:54:40 2016 No.15041212 >>15041205 But what if he is a she?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:54:51 2016 No.15041214 >>15041190 >>15041171 >>15041145 http://i.imgur.com/BzjDu1N.jpg

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:56:25 2016 No.15041220
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>>15040580
Well, little bit of grammar-help never hurt anyone. Thanks for the offer.

>>15040627
That is a good line of thought. I thought up some lingerie for a lich once.

>>15040645
Also good. Pic related, I think?

>>15040642
Help me out; what precisely am I looking at?
>R Dorothy as a Lich
Hrm, a cute, subdued Victorian-ish dress? Could work.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:56:44 2016 No.15041222 >>15041176 Sorry, but this sounds Rust Cohle levels of edgy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:56:47 2016 No.15041223 >>15041212 I don't know, would have to know her personality and what she looked like.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:57:17 2016 No.15041228 >>15041204 >Stop giving the moron attention and he'll shut up. It's probably for the best. Anyone who thinks having different opinions on 4chan = one samefag clearly has a screw loose.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:57:37 2016 No.15041229 These darn monster ladies need to stop fantasizing about marriage all day and go find a job or something

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:57:49 2016 No.15041230 File: 691 KB, 800x600, ev442.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15041210 What could be as fresh as the springtime love between a human and his monstergirl?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:58:33 2016 No.15041232 >>15041228 So you will shut up now? Good.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:58:45 2016 No.15041233 >>15041222 Nah anon, Nihilism is great. Nothing can really affect you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:59:03 2016 No.15041235 >>15041228 samefag detected

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:59:11 2016 No.15041237 File: 274 KB, 816x979, d7y4kph.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15041210 Meh, I looked through it too and nothing really caught my attention No new shitgems with MG. You can have this colorful pic though

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:59:16 2016 No.15041238
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>>15041139
Given circumstances, I'm surprised gyarus aren't a thing among monster girls.
At the very least, I'm surprised grapesnek doesn't have art in that fashion style.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:59:19 2016 No.15041239

>>15041220
I believe the story for the picture is:

>Anubis goes to beach to relax
>Ends up shovelling literally all the sand at the beach into a massive pyramid

The original filename was something about extreme autism, so I think that's the implication, anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 14:59:27 2016 No.15041241 >>15041228 >being passive aggressive over it No really, stop. You're just goading the faggot into more shitposting. It's over, please stop it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:00:00 2016 No.15041245 >>15041214 If you thought that was real, you are pretty stupid.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:00:06 2016 No.15041247 >>15041230 The love between a human and his two monstergirls!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:00:49 2016 No.15041251 >>15041237 You have to click the "My art" button under his profile picture. Granted, there is thankfully no new monstergirls stuff, but it's still absolutely heretical.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:01:18 2016 No.15041254 >>15041228 To me it looks like you found a new gold mine to shitpost.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:01:51 2016 No.15041256 >>15041233 But nihilism IS edgy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:01:59 2016 No.15041257 File: 3.44 MB, 1838x1100, Akai Through Space.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15040975 I wish I was this average.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:02:58 2016 No.15041261 File: 328 KB, 934x1200, 1504278500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15041251 >You have to click the "My art" button under his profile picture But I did that. It's pretty boring. Nothing compared to double futa wock or something

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:03:57 2016 No.15041266 >>15041256 Full nihilism sure, but a minor case of it is great for you mind. It really helps you shrug off bad stuff that happens to you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:04:32 2016 No.15041271 >>15041257 You may have not seen many artists then.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:04:51 2016 No.15041272 >>15040975 Nah, average is people like Sub and Hyphen. .less isn't the best /mgt/ has to offer but I'd still say he's above average.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:05:01 2016 No.15041274 >>15041266 I see.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:05:06 2016 No.15041275 >>15040975 If .less wasn't a trolling faggot people would probably like his art, rather than pretending it's average.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:06:51 2016 No.15041281

>>15041052
Wasn't that the one that started with her as an ordinary girl who was bullied and looking to fit in, leading her down the path of complete and utter slutdom?

>>15041104
Geez. Not surprising though. That one was suffering start-to-finish. No way was he going to write a happy ending for that chick.

2edge4me.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:08:00 2016 No.15041284
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The monstergirl you are in love with tells you this, before saying yes to your marriage proposal; do you meet the requirements?

If you're not into this just don't need to respond.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:08:06 2016 No.15041285 >>15041275 Hey buddy, he changed. Or so he says.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:08:33 2016 No.15041286 >>15041162 >Especially since that Slave Leia garb has been given the expanded universe treatment. I love how Carey Fisher is calling people out on being fucking idiots regarding that whole mess.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:09:38 2016 No.15041289 File: 496 KB, 500x455, 1457456031977.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15041285 >he changed Will delete the gif later

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:10:08 2016 No.15041292 >>15041239 >>Anubis goes to beach to relax >>Ends up shovelling literally all the sand at the beach into a massive pyramid Hmmmm...I like it!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:10:21 2016 No.15041294 >>15041284 If thats what my Titania needs, it's what she will get.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:10:21 2016 No.15041295 >>15041220 I think is relate that pic, it's a lich in a dress just like what I was talking about earlier. If it is related to me then holy crap it's awesome and very cute, never though I'd inspire any sort of art I'm flattered heavily.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:10:37 2016 No.15041296 >>15041284 Can I buy some videogames and shitpost in 4chan with that money too? If so, I'm in.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:11:20 2016 No.15041300 >>15041284 That manga was pretty great.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:11:35 2016 No.15041301 >>15041285 >he changed Good joke, Ivan

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:11:39 2016 No.15041302 >>15041296 I'm sure there's enough for an entertainment budget.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:11:56 2016 No.15041304 >>15041284 I already do chores, and I've been told I'm good with kids, so I guess. But I would like to have a job to help with bills and such.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:12:07 2016 No.15041306 >>15041295 I don't think it's related to you? I can't draw, it was just posted a couple threads back. Iffy art, but cute all the same.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:12:10 2016 No.15041307 >>15041285 Sure, he changed from being obsessed with a cheshire OC who may as well have been a normal werecat to being obsessed with his own OC angel who acts more like a 3D teenage girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:12:14 2016 No.15041308 >>15041261 Headpat the Holstaur maids!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:12:33 2016 No.15041309 who the fuck is kloah

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:12:36 2016 No.15041310 >>15041296 As long as you do the housework and raise the kids correctly you will be able to do it for the rest of your life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:12:40 2016 No.15041312 >>15041222 >Rust Cohle levels of edgy I still want to solve crimes with a cynical and nihilistic Wurm as a partner and investigate the kidnapping of shotas in a community that worships an evil cult!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:12:58 2016 No.15041313 >>15041309 A shit artist.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:13:57 2016 No.15041319 >>15041313 Oh boy, here we go again!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:14:03 2016 No.15041320 >>15041300 Is she the main girl? Does she win?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:14:35 2016 No.15041321 >>15041309 Some artist that draws shotas being smothered by girls with huge breasts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:14:53 2016 No.15041322 >>15041306 Oh well a cute lich picture makes me happy either way so in the end we all win.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:15:42 2016 No.15041324
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>>15041284
I'm comfortable cleaning and I'd be happy learning to cook.

I'm also stingy as fuck when it comes to money so no worries about blowing it all, marrying an office Amazon would be pretty great.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:15:53 2016 No.15041326 >>15041313 You know that probably actually exists. Like a person who just takes a shit on a canvas and calls it art, or smears it over the canvas, or just straight up draws actual piles of shit. And they're probably hailed as a champion of modern art.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:16:05 2016 No.15041327 >>15041321 >>15041313 >Shota Already getting red flags. May I have a reference to an example of his work? A link or google keyword should do.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:17:13 2016 No.15041330 >>15041309 >Not knowing kloah when people post at least 4 of his pics in every thread for the past week

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:17:24 2016 No.15041331 >>15041327 Here >>15040914

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:17:38 2016 No.15041333 >>15041327 Too lazy to use google or something?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:17:39 2016 No.15041334 >>15041313 Yeah, let's just restart the previous shitstorm. It was derailed by those two fuckwits baiting each other anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:17:55 2016 No.15041335 >>15041309 >>15041327 I don't believe you don't know who he is. Or if you don't, why don't you just google it, because right now it looks like you want to continue the shitstorm.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:17:59 2016 No.15041337 >>15041327 Just look up his name on the *boorus or on sadpanda.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:18:23 2016 No.15041340 [DELETED]

>>15041289
>>15041301
Not him, but:
>>/jp/thread/S14918078#p14923323
However, there was a time when said he'll stop being a shitposty faggot at Mari's request. But then he went on to stir shit up a few months later so I'm still skeptical over his most recent statement.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:18:32 2016 No.15041341 >>15041326 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artist's_Shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:19:47 2016 No.15041345 >>15041326 Dunno about shit but I remember some feminist "artist" who sprayed paint from her vagina on the main square of some city. Or it was menstrual blood

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:19:54 2016 No.15041346 >>15041327 I'm getting red flags that you know exactly what you're doing here. I know it's paranoia and >>15041094 is probably right, but I swear there's an anon or two trying to incite arguments constantly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:20:06 2016 No.15041348 >>15041340 .less doing something good and then doing some shit after it is pretty much what he have always been doing. I can't really believe him anymore.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:20:58 2016 No.15041351 >>15041340 He's growing up. About damn time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:21:08 2016 No.15041352 >>15041346 No anon, you're being paranoid, even if it is really fucking suspicious it's always a different guy, I swear!

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:21:40 2016 No.15041356 [DELETED]

>>15041331
Oh he's that guy, huh.

Well, his red-eyed ghostly slendergirl is cute at least.

>>15041346
>I'm getting red flags that you know exactly what you're doing here.
Just stopping by for my yearly visit of this place. Didn't know who the guy was.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:22:07 2016 No.15041357 >>15041345 AAHHH

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:23:42 2016 No.15041365 >>15041284 If it were a Vampire, Amazon, Apophis or Kraken I'd accept in a heartbeat. Who am I kidding, I'd accept even if it isn't in my top.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:23:51 2016 No.15041366 >>15041351 Read my statement below the link, I wouldn't be too hopeful.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:26:06 2016 No.15041373 >>15041351 >>15041340 He's only "growing up" NOW? How old is this guy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:26:38 2016 No.15041374 >>15041320 She's main girl, despite the MC already dating someone, and she wins hard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:28:11 2016 No.15041376 File: 900 KB, 1360x1920, School Love Net #6 - Page 001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15040994 Yes, it could be interesting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:35:45 2016 No.15041405 >>15041374 So no harem bullshit or anything? Picked up

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:38:16 2016 No.15041415 >>15041284 >A Kejourou doing that ah geez. Sure. beats working at a grocery store

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:40:59 2016 No.15041426 >>15041405 Honestly, it's 3 chapters. You could have finished it already.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:41:34 2016 No.15041430

>>15041376
I'm trying to find anywhere I can read that one. But fakku is the only one that comes up, and they have a fucking pay wall!

So got any place where I can read it? I somehow doubt that I can find a translated version but I'll take anything at this point.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:45:15 2016 No.15041438 >>15041430 It's in Chaika.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:45:53 2016 No.15041440 >>15041017 Unf.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:45:56 2016 No.15041441
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>>15040994
You had me at "chocolate slime".

You also had me at "mud wrestling".

Would competing girls attempt to secretely bribe the chocolate slime before the battle to try and get an edge over their opponent?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:47:32 2016 No.15041446 File: 581 KB, 768x768, 1460058452914.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15041430 Why don't you buy fakku membership instead of being a disgusting pirate? You know, actually help hentai industry and stuff

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:48:27 2016 No.15041448 >>15040498 I am fully capable of cuddling and doting on my onee-san.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:48:28 2016 No.15041449 >>15041438 Chaika?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:49:47 2016 No.15041454 >>15041449 Someone post the wurm chaika.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:52:11 2016 No.15041457 >>15041376 Fuck that faggot in the Adultery Club. >Club Hot Pants >Womb's Potential Now these are Guilds I can get invested in.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:53:07 2016 No.15041460 >>15041376 >that one guy in the right of the second panel holding the 'adultery' sign Found the Alp.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:55:12 2016 No.15041464 >>15041460 >Not liking adultery You're the alp around here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:57:14 2016 No.15041471 >>15041464 >Liking adultery Somebody bring the rope.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:57:22 2016 No.15041474 >>15041464 >Either being a cuck or a cheating scumbag. Die.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:57:39 2016 No.15041476 >>15041449 http://panda.chaika.moe/ Chaika. I don't how, but I know I got it from there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:58:30 2016 No.15041478 Remember that post about hellhounds with braids and/or pony tails from last thread? We need hellhounds with braids and/or pony tails.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:58:50 2016 No.15041480 >>15041464 >cheating on your loving wife with that skank golddigger human girl That's adultery. >sharing love between two (more if want, but two is best grouping) beautiful, loving woman That's not adultery. AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 15:59:52 2016 No.15041483 >>15041478 HELLHOUNDS WITH BRAIDED PONYTAILS

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:00:25 2016 No.15041485 >>15041474 There's literally nothing wrong with being a cheating scumbag.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:01:02 2016 No.15041487 >>15041485 Yep, I maintain what I said >>15041471

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:01:05 2016 No.15041488 >>15041478 Combine a hellhound with a kitsune to give her 9 tails, then combine that hellhound with a kejourou so her hair and tails are all superhumanly strong, prehensile, and feel supernaturally blissful. The ultimate monstergirl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:05:27 2016 No.15041499 >>15041488 >ultimate monstergirl >no scaly parts You've failed me once again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:06:16 2016 No.15041503 File: 218 KB, 500x625, 1457014613983.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15041488 Too much mofu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:07:11 2016 No.15041508 File: 2.84 MB, 853x480, 1459517479524.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] MONO EYE Best.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:07:25 2016 No.15041509 >>15041464 >Liking adultery Bailiff, get the guns!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:08:52 2016 No.15041516 File: 579 KB, 1800x2250, 1456278770172.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15041508 She's not even the best MON.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:09:26 2016 No.15041519 File: 575 KB, 860x1161, 1424765361670.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15041508 They have weird taste in music!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:09:32 2016 No.15041521 >>15041483 I want to braid their braids together

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:10:31 2016 No.15041523 >>15041238 Want to suckle

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:10:45 2016 No.15041525 >>15041499 Where's the best place to put scales on our ultimate helljoursune? >>15041503 No such thing. >>15041508 Manako's cute. One of the few monoeyes I really do quite like.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:13:22 2016 No.15041530 >>15041476 How did you find it there? I tried School Love Net or Koume Kieto and can't find anything except his old stuff

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:13:32 2016 No.15041533 >>15041516 >Hot air puff >Zombiegirl Explain this bullshit demon lord.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:14:00 2016 No.15041535 >>15038113 Well that hardly seems like a kind thing to do

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:14:52 2016 No.15041538 >>15041516 not a picture of Tio, huh.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:15:06 2016 No.15041539 File: 611 KB, 1280x720, 1456280174615.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15041533 Shh. Don't question best girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:16:08 2016 No.15041543 >>15041538 She's pretty good, but Tio ain't no gun loving tomboy that you can bully all you want if she forgets to stretch before bed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:16:15 2016 No.15041544 >>15038251 You're a big guy

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:16:22 2016 No.15041545 >>15041533 Formaldehyde fumes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:16:38 2016 No.15041546 >>15041430 The fall of fakku makes me sad. That was my first real hentai site back before I discovered panda. I can still remember reading that megamilk h-manga there back at the dawn of time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:17:15 2016 No.15041550 >>15041545 Crabman a shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:17:35 2016 No.15041552 >>15041533 A) The Human Body is a decent insulator. Assuming that she still breathes, out of habit rather than necessity, then the air inside her body that's exhaled would still be warmer than the air outside. B) Artistic failing on Loen's part.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:17:48 2016 No.15041553 File: 2.12 MB, 1378x2039, 427722b7b558a118c89d8adedffb210e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15041516 Neither is yours

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:18:35 2016 No.15041557 >>15041550 All monstergirl content is shit. The only good piece of monstergirl fiction is Bird Cafe.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:19:00 2016 No.15041561 >>15041553 Tio is second best girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:19:37 2016 No.15041563 >>15041508 Do cyclopes have their brain inside their eye?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:19:54 2016 No.15041564 Please keep your shitty harem garbage in /a/.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:20:29 2016 No.15041565 >>15041546 What do you mean by fall? Quite the opposite, it became powerful villain who killed all other sites. Panda has fallen and turned into beaten cuck though. A good chunk of hentai is now deleted

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:20:55 2016 No.15041567 >>15041543 She is also living, doesn't smell like embalming fluid, constantly falling apart, and can actually give you children

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:21:24 2016 No.15041568

>You lose your apartment in a freak Sandworm accident
>That assurance that a Tanuki forcefully sold you will finally pay off
>You go claim your benefits, and it turns out that not only you are fully covered for any losses and hotel expenses, you are also granted a new house
>You sign a few more papers and you're told to go to a specific address to see your new home
>After going there you are met with a large, completely empty terrain and an enthusiastic Giant Ant
>"Heya boss, so how do you want your new house? Let me warn you first, the longer it takes me to build it, the longer you'll be mine."
>As usual, you can't trust Tanukis
>You ask how long she'd own you if she built a 2 floor 6 room house
>"Hum... About 3 months depending on the bathrooms."
>Suddenly you get a genius idea, if you make her build something ridiculously huge she would never be able to finish it and thus you'd keep your freedom forever
>You order her to build you a replica of the Royal Makai with a 5 levels deep underground
>She looks at you dumbfounded for a moment and in the next instant her eyes flare up with motivation
>"Sure! But after I'm done you'll have to marry me."
>You accept knowing perfectly well that there is no chance in hell that she'll ever finish it
>Living the rest of your life in expensive hotels doesn't sound half bad
>6 months pass before you hear from that Giant Ant again
>"Hello Anon, I'm almost done but there are some details I'd like to clarify before finishing up the undergrounds, could you come today?"
>What the...? She's probably bluffing or trying to rape you, better leave your hotel room properly equipped
>You're not even a third of the way there that you already see the huge building in the distance
>This is a joke right?
>You finally arrive at the destination, and what used to be an empty terrain is now a tremendously big castle
>The sweaty and covered in mud, Giant Ant smugs at your reaction
>"So whatdayya thing boss? Or should I say my love?"
>She cling onto your arm
>You quickly retract yourself and ask her how in hell did she manage to do that
>"Oh, I didn't do it alone I had a few friends help, come in they're all underground waiting for you."
>You enter the building and admire at how well crafted everything inside it was
>As you reach the lowest level of the underground you are greeted by the Giant Ant's group of friend
>No less than 300 Giant Ants, 50 Zombies, 30 Skeletons, 3 Gnomes, 2 Liches and a Wight
>You may have lost your freedom but at least you've gained 2 things
>The biggest castle of the world and a valuable lesson:
>Never underestimate the length a monster would go to for a husband

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:21:32 2016 No.15041570 >>15041565 Fall to the dark side

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:22:24 2016 No.15041576 >>15041476 >>15041530 Pls respond How do you found it there?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:23:29 2016 No.15041580 >>15041567 Yeah, when you put it that way, Zombina is pretty shit. Don't know why I even bothered to like her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:23:31 2016 No.15041581 >>15041561 Yeah, in EMG after Miia, but she's best MON.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:23:46 2016 No.15041584 >>15041568 No, the thing you've gained here is the chance to be a super-villain

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:24:36 2016 No.15041588 Would you date a Sand girl golem?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:25:24 2016 No.15041589 >>15041580 I prefer tomboys too, but the negatives outweighed the good. Thank you for your time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:25:25 2016 No.15041590 >>15041588 How is a sand girl golem?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:25:46 2016 No.15041592 >>15041568 >Taking her offer in the first place. Never trust monster girls, they only exist to ruin all the fun you could have in life by making you marry them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:26:10 2016 No.15041595 File: 718 KB, 960x540, 1458705389457.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15041581 Suu's the best girl. She's basically morally infallible.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:26:27 2016 No.15041596 >>15041590 Well it can't be a slime, it's not made of anything liquid.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:26:50 2016 No.15041599 >>15041589 Yeah, whatever. Guess I'll delete that folder I had of her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:27:07 2016 No.15041600 >>15041488 >Combining kitsune with lesser monstergirls How is this supposed to make an ultimate monstergirl again? I'm just not seeing it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:27:23 2016 No.15041601 >>15041568 He should have just bitten the bullet and put up with her for just a few months.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:28:15 2016 No.15041602

>>15041568
>lost freedom
>gained INCREDIBLY INDUSTRIOUS wife
>gained small army
>gained competent, loyal minions
>gained gigantic base

>lost freedom

>lost

Hah. Lost? More like gained absurd amounts of leverage and more power than anyone. You say you don't have freedom? Perhaps. But then, you're the one who decides who's free, now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:29:16 2016 No.15041607 >>15041596 I mean, how does she looks like, how does she act?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:29:19 2016 No.15041608 >>15041601 Men in monster girl setting are braindead idiots that only exist to get raped. Did you expect anything different?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:29:40 2016 No.15041611 >>15041595 I read that as inflateable

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:30:29 2016 No.15041616 File: 499 KB, 1280x1856, filthy casual scum.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What mg would be the best childhood friend?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:30:39 2016 No.15041617 He's back

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:31:07 2016 No.15041620 >>15041611 Well, she can absorb more water and turn into a giant bean bag chair, so you're not entirely wrong.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:31:10 2016 No.15041621 >>15041617 Who?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:31:14 2016 No.15041622 >>15041617 He?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:31:25 2016 No.15041626 >>15041616 Probably the one you like the most.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:31:29 2016 No.15041628 >>15041617 Who?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:31:40 2016 No.15041629 >>15041616 Wurm

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:31:43 2016 No.15041630 >>15041616 Your favorite one

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:32:17 2016 No.15041633 >>15041616 Your waifu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:32:19 2016 No.15041634 >>15041568 Giant Ant > freedom. They're probably one of the most under rated girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:32:28 2016 No.15041636 >>15041617 Someone irrelevant?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:33:29 2016 No.15041641 >>15041634 I don't know anon, a total lack of freedom can completely ruin a relationship.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:34:14 2016 No.15041643 >>15041607 She looks like a female shaped mound of sand. She'd probably be a little rough

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:34:46 2016 No.15041646 File: 1.56 MB, 1760x1034, 1457907582808.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15039699 >>15039736 I like this guys stuff, at least the things I've seen. Who would do the best cover of Fear of the Dark and Dance of Death?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:34:49 2016 No.15041647 >>15041636 Yeah, don't mind it

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:35:11 2016 No.15041649 >>15041588 Why not?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:36:11 2016 No.15041654 >>15041616 Whichever ones you find most appealing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:37:07 2016 No.15041660 >>15041568 So do they all get in on the deal? Das a pretty good harem if so. >>15041616 Wyvern.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:37:43 2016 No.15041661 >>15041588 Yeah, why not?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:37:58 2016 No.15041663 >>15040114 Well, some are kind.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:38:35 2016 No.15041668 >>15041616 Kraken

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:40:26 2016 No.15041679 >>15040752 >>15040762 Please don't be like Slav Bee guy again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:43:25 2016 No.15041687 File: 366 KB, 410x583, yukionna.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15041616

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:45:21 2016 No.15041694

>>15041616
Honeybee.

>she's a worker when you're growing up
>you play together under the watchful eye of the queen
>fifteen years later you meet again
>she's a queen herself
>she wants to make a hive with you as the king yes I know bees don't work that way, these are manononononomanannabananablamathanksobama monster girls

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:49:46 2016 No.15041709 File: 225 KB, 500x707, 51671180_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Goddammit I just really want to fuck a Holstaur's tits why is that so much to ask from the universe?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:50:42 2016 No.15041714 >>15041617 YOU DIE I GET PAID MORE CASH SURVIVING THIS GAME

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:51:27 2016 No.15041718 >>15041709 Can you explain to me why you like cows so much? I can understand certain kinds of MG's but stuff like cows, I never got that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:55:36 2016 No.15041728 >>15041649 >>15041661 Because their skin is rough, unlike Padme's which is soft.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:55:49 2016 No.15041730 >>15041709 Yes, anon. To ask to be happy, even for a moment, is to ask too much of the universe. Instead you should learn to content yourself with being forever bitter and unsatisfied.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:56:11 2016 No.15041731
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>>15041709
Which kind of paizuri is the best kind of paizuri?
>Type 1: Laying on your back where the girl does most of the work
>Type 2: Standing, again the girl does most of the work
>Type 3: Pinning the girl to the bed and doing everything yourself

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:57:23 2016 No.15041735 >>15041731 Type 1.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:58:01 2016 No.15041737

>>15041718
I've never been good at explaining my favorite anything but as soon as I read the Holstaur profile I knew I liked them, and it was shortly after that I knew I had found my waifu. I actually preferred smaller tits before that but they changed that and now I can't get enough, they're just so kind and gentle and mature while still having that ultra rapey side if they see anything red or you don't fuck them enough. Holstuars are just so beautiful and sexy and their personality is perfect.
>>15041730
Goddammit.
>>15041731
I'd say 1 and 3 are about equal, I feel like my legs would give out with 2.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:58:57 2016 No.15041740 >>15041731 >Forgetting sitting on the edge of bed and kissing/molesting her while she does the work. >And also fingering her pussy or fondling her ass if she's short enough You don't even have the best one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:59:21 2016 No.15041741 >>15041731 >only 3 types of paizuri >not 48 Pleb http://exhentai.org/g/618270/44a3defc7c/ http://exhentai.org/g/631807/f1f3d18da0/

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:00:13 2016 No.15041745 >>15041740 I knew I forgot an important one. >>15041741 Anon please, I was sticking with the basics.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:11:34 2016 No.15041774 File: 393 KB, 623x1200, 299_Hakutaku_L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15041745 Sounds like you need to got back to paizuri class.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:13:13 2016 No.15041779 File: 115 KB, 481x400, content_kikimora_rah2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wow, beta Kikis were weird

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:14:20 2016 No.15041786 >>15041774 I want a Hakutaku to teach me about paizuri I'll act stupid and ask her to repeat her explanations multiple times

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:15:47 2016 No.15041790 >>15041779 They look nowhere near as soft and caring as the finished version.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:15:56 2016 No.15041792 >>15041774 Aw man, not more homework!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:16:05 2016 No.15041794 >>15041774 Paizuri class with Hakutaku sensei? I'm not too confident, I might need extra lessons.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:17:26 2016 No.15041798 >>15041779 Is it bad that I prefer this version? She looks a little kuudere and certainly a bit more monstrous, both a good thing in my books.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:17:40 2016 No.15041799 >>15041779 They look more bat than wolf.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:17:41 2016 No.15041800
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>>15041779
>tall pointed ears
I remember discussed Kikis with those features, but hot damn.
>>15041790
Protot-Kiki pulls off the kuudere meido look pretty well, and for all we know there may just be Kikimory that already look and act like that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:18:11 2016 No.15041804 >>15041779 I kinda like it. I'd like to see these "beta" types as subspecies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:18:25 2016 No.15041807 >>15041779 Looks more like a maid batgirl

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:19:12 2016 No.15041809 >>15041774 I don't want to.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:20:21 2016 No.15041814 >>15041779 I remember that KC said something about Enty and Anubis a while ago, but he never posted her. Posted Pharaoh shortly afterwards instead. Now I'm worried that he lost the original data on Anubis, and I'll never get to see her in HD.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:20:45 2016 No.15041816
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>>15041731
>>15041774
>>15041786
>>15041809
>Hakutaku sensei wearing a sports bra or a school swimsuit for supplementary paizuri lessons
>With flushed cheeks, soloing you out in class

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:21:33 2016 No.15041820 File: 60 KB, 413x550, 1402960728636.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15041807 Werebat maids would be cool. Or just more bat love in general.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:21:52 2016 No.15041823 >>15041779 That's a strict looking Kiki. Lights out at 10pm, wake up at 6am. Make your bed, brush your teeth. Strict Kiki will make sure you keep to the schedule.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:22:08 2016 No.15041824 >>15041816 >>15041816 I refuse to accept her offer. I would only do those kids of things with the woman I loved.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:24:24 2016 No.15041832 >>15041816 >Hakutaku sensei in a tight fitting school swimsuit >It's obviously a few sizes too small for her as she's not a student any more >She's practically bursting out of it Just the thought of it alone is doing weird things to me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:24:54 2016 No.15041835 >>15041774 >Implying I won't skip the class like I do with all the others

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:27:42 2016 No.15041844 >>15041823 >wake up at 6am. Fired, can't work unless I wake up after 9am.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:28:55 2016 No.15041850 >>15041709 I want to be forced to suck one of their tits while she breathes heavily and dry humps me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:29:15 2016 No.15041852 >>15041820 >You'll never have a Werebat childhood friend who perches on your shoulders and rides on your shoulders whenever she feels tired. >She'll never keep up that habit even when you're adults. God damn it this bites.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:30:36 2016 No.15041857 >>15041709 I just want to be lovingly raised to be a husband by one

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:30:55 2016 No.15041858 >>15041844 >9am Casual.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:31:38 2016 No.15041861 >>15041823 >wake up at 6am But that's when I go to bed Do you have any vampire maids?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:32:28 2016 No.15041866 >>15041858 Hey fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:32:58 2016 No.15041870 File: 72 KB, 796x662, shetasteslikefruit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15041820 >>15041852 >Only like one Werebat short by a non-faggot >Latenight draws Mofubat sometimes >tfw liking werebats is fedora tier

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:33:15 2016 No.15041871 >>15041861 >Having a Vampire assigned to a lowly maid position. How depraved!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:36:18 2016 No.15041885 >>15041871 He probably confused vampire with dhampir.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:36:59 2016 No.15041892 >>15041870 >tfw liking werebats is fedora tier why?! werebats are great!

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:37:06 2016 No.15041893
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>>15041718
Bear with me on this, but what if I told you, the majority don't actually like the cow aspect of cowgirls?

Let me put it this way. If you saw a cow, an actual, real life cow, you're not going to think about how sexy that is. Unless you're a complete fucking furry degenerate, just taking a real cow and mixing its features with a cartoon girl isn't going to turn out the most appealing result.

Here's what it is people like about cow girls: it's the traits.

Traits which cows possess which you can supplant onto a girl. There's the milk and lactation aspect, the milking, the motherliness, and the gentle, none-too-smart and docile nature. Not to mention the mooing. It's kind of just a gentle, nonthreatening sound in general. Those are kind of the main draws, I think.
That we draw and picture them as cowgirls/holstaurus' is just a visual representation of that thematic presence.

So it's not so much that there's allure from a cow which you can use to enhance a girl by making her a cow, but the fact that you're making her look like a cow makes us associate her with those above traits. That's what we find attractive. The visual design of the cowgirl is just a vector to achieve that. A means to an end.

Of course, there's also elements which completely fly in the face of what I'm saying and invalidate it, too, which is fine. Things like the fluffy legs, the potential for finding their hooves or horns cute, and wanting to polish them.
Hey, I'm not an expert on this. This is literally just the result of five minutes of thought.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:37:30 2016 No.15041896 >>15041871 That sounds pretty wonderful. I want a Vampire maid now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:37:49 2016 No.15041897 >>15041871 She's probably a pervert who fantasizes about having a human ravage her and then make her his wife. I bet she's into handholding and eye contact during sex.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:38:46 2016 No.15041900 >>15041885 No anon, I think he meant Vampire.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:38:53 2016 No.15041902 File: 134 KB, 621x648, 1453780990633-1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15041814 >Now I'm worried that he lost the original data on Anubis, and I'll never get to see her in HD. Don't you dare say that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:39:05 2016 No.15041904 >>15041718 They're very motherly and loving, also 'them cowtits.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:39:55 2016 No.15041906 >>15041871 That reminds me of the time the thread was trying to read stories on KC's site with google translate. >pick the first wight story in the list >the wight was a maid in it

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:40:20 2016 No.15041907 >>15041902 I know anon, I'm just worried... Also that pic is new to me, and completely adorable, thanks for sharing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:40:26 2016 No.15041909 >>15041779 I don't really like the looks of the beta Kiki, the floppy ears of the actual Kikis makes her look more gentle and "soft", this looks more like an Anubis than an actual maid.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:41:18 2016 No.15041913 >>15041902 You just posted a dude anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:41:26 2016 No.15041915 File: 486 KB, 800x1000, 1438943984334.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15041902 Scheduledogs need paw rubs after a long day of bossing people around.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:41:27 2016 No.15041916 File: 624 KB, 723x525, This confuses the Paladin.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15041897 There's probably a whole group of MGs like that

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:42:24 2016 No.15041920
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>>15041893
>Of course, there's also elements which completely fly in the face of what I'm saying and invalidate it, too, which is fine. Things like the fluffy legs, the potential for finding their hooves or horns cute, and wanting to polish them.
You forgot the horns being great handlebars when slamming into her from behind.
>>15041902
>Filename
It's rare something good comes from that place but when it does it's always a nice surprise.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:42:39 2016 No.15041922 >>15041897 She doesn't have to be shit to be into handholding and eye contact.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:43:27 2016 No.15041926 >>15041916 I didn't know one or two girls counted as a whole group.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:43:55 2016 No.15041928 >>15041902 I see no tits and a bulge.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:44:23 2016 No.15041932 >>15041907 >>15041915 >>15041920 That's a dude.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:45:45 2016 No.15041939 >>15041932 Worse, it's an Alp Anubis. I was afraid this day would come.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:45:57 2016 No.15041941 >>15041928 >>15041932 God damn it, I take back everything I said.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:45:59 2016 No.15041942 >>15041913 >>15041928 >>15041932 I see DFC and a poorly drawn pelvis that ultimately doesn't detract from a cute picture. I don't actually care either way, just saying, that's what I get from a casual glance.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:47:38 2016 No.15041947 >>15041942 The artist is a fujoshi that draws fuccbois from Level 5 games, it's a dude.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:47:39 2016 No.15041948

>>15041913
>>15041928
>>15041932
Are you serious? Shit, I'll have to edit it. That's what I get for venturing out into /monster/.
I don't even remember what thread I got it from.

I thought it was just the artist not being able to draw puffy vulva well.

I'll have a go at it in Photoshop, see if I can chop off that bulge and make her a real girl with tits to be proud of.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:48:58 2016 No.15041953 File: 327 KB, 700x1690, 1436114344147.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15041916 Sigmar guide my boner.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:49:21 2016 No.15041957 >>15041947 Kay. Look at all the fucks I give. Still cute.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:49:56 2016 No.15041961

>>15041916
I kind like the Smug ones that somehow take the control of the situation by encouraging you to rape the shit out of her while never actually doing something herself.

I'm not sure if this classifies as Femdom, but that feeling you would have at the end, that you were played with even though you raped her senseless, kinda gives me a confused boner.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:50:10 2016 No.15041964 >>15041957 GAY A Y

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:50:17 2016 No.15041965 >>15036952 Yetis would drive Jeep Wranglers, goes well in the snow and doesn't go too fast

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:50:43 2016 No.15041967 >>15041916 Say what you will about Butter-T's art, but Illassa has some nicely drawn tits in that image.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:50:50 2016 No.15041968 >>15041957 >>>/y/

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:50:56 2016 No.15041969 >>15041957 >Future Alp

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:51:08 2016 No.15041971 File: 507 KB, 800x1124, 1456095644534.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Big strong Minotaurs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:51:45 2016 No.15041972 >>15041957 Go back to /y/ then faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:51:47 2016 No.15041973 >>15041971 they need more art

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:52:24 2016 No.15041977 >>15041967 Ilassa confuses and infuriates me more than the concept of "wuv" and yet PORN WHEN

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:52:35 2016 No.15041981 >>15041971 That moment when you find a minotaur that just wants to laze around all day smelling flowers

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:52:47 2016 No.15041982 >>15041948 >he doesn't inspect shit before he saves it You brought this upon yourself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:53:06 2016 No.15041985 >>15041968 >>15041972 Isn't all that they have there bishies and bara? Gross. >>15041969 I'd write several stories on the subject, but that would require effort. And writing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:53:31 2016 No.15041987 >>15041971 Want to molest them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:55:21 2016 No.15041994 File: 8 KB, 624x278, 1546378945353.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15041957 Reminder that ANYONE can Alp at ANYTIME.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:55:24 2016 No.15041995 File: 256 KB, 439x500, 1449260754296.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15041971 >tfw you will never get swole with minotaur-senpai

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:56:14 2016 No.15042000 >>15041985 Go to the /a/ EMG threads then.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:56:22 2016 No.15042001 >>15041987 They also want to molest you. Look like you two have something in common.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:56:38 2016 No.15042003 Well, at least we can blame all this anubis disaster on /monster/. >>15041947 Do youknow of the artist? I'm curious, I can't actually source the image. All I get is one /ic/ thread where it was posted.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:57:11 2016 No.15042005 >>15042000 Did EMG finally die out in these threads?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:57:59 2016 No.15042008 >>15042000 Since when do they tolerate traps? ...dear god imagine the fallout if Okayado included a Trap in EMG. >>15042005 We were talking "Who is best MON?" just earlier today, so...no.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:58:01 2016 No.15042009 >>15042003 I don't know her personally, but she posted that image a few months ago in the /v/ drawthreads.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:58:42 2016 No.15042012 >>15042001 Looks like I'll have to molest her while she molests me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:59:13 2016 No.15042016 >>15042005 Nah, one or two pics get posted every so often. There's a bit of discussion a little less frequently too. Just ignore the guy who's complaining about /jp/ posting standards and bitching at monstergirl manga.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:59:54 2016 No.15042017 >>15042005 It has very temporary and isolated discussion thankfully. Can't say the same for the obnoxious EMGfaggots that post in these threads though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:59:57 2016 No.15042019 >>15042008 >Since when do they tolerate traps? They love futa now there, what do you think. I know because today while posting on /a/ I made the error of opening their thread.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 17:59:58 2016 No.15042018

>>15041971
>TFW you will never challenge a Minotaur to a game of hide-and-seek
>She will never get so infuriated by you constantly duping her that when she finally finds you her arms comes bursting through the hedge walls to your left
>Dust and steam coming out of her nostrils while the other monster and human couples run
>Her chest heaving and pupils dilated like a shark girl having smelled blood
>They still tell stories of the snu-snu they heard that day as a tale of caution about teasing Minotaur girls

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:00:22 2016 No.15042021 File: 332 KB, 1024x1300, 1431328251414.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15041995 >tfw the MGC College Gym is always filled with intimidating, buff, sweaty Monster Girls working out, waiting to catch you mirin'

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:01:23 2016 No.15042025 >>15042021 I'll just tell them I'm there for cardio.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:02:45 2016 No.15042029 >>15042025 Ah, cardio bunny huh? They'll treat you real nice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:02:51 2016 No.15042030 >>15042021 Too bad I never go to the gym. I might go to the pool though. >>15042025 But anon. Cardio kills gains.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:03:53 2016 No.15042033 >>15042019 >They love futa now there What, did they respond positively to all the futa-pics by that artist with the awful same-face?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:04:28 2016 No.15042036 >>15042021 Good thing it's not the only gym in the whole city.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:05:41 2016 No.15042037 >>15042033 Yep, from time to time you can see some guy complaining about it but that's it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:05:56 2016 No.15042038 >>15042029 But don't they hate cardio? >>15042030 I don't have have the body to be really buff in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:05:57 2016 No.15042039 >>15042021 Well, looks likes there's another place I would have to mark as a no-go zone.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:06:30 2016 No.15042042

>>15042021
See, this is why you just ignore them and work on the machines. Wear headphones so you don't hear their cat calls and focus on the machines.
Leave without acknowledging a single one of them.
This might end in rape, but that's okay it's what I wanted.

>>15042030
Not everyone's after gains.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:06:32 2016 No.15042043 File: 205 KB, 845x1172, 1395622039339.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15042030 >I might go to the pool though.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:06:49 2016 No.15042044

>>15042033
Not him, but it's probably that image of cerea fucking Papi with a horse dick in secret while the former is also talking to Darling through a window.
Either the artist or some image edittor kept posting cropped versions of it there repeatedly.

It's not like they're full on posting futa, though. It looks like their equivalent of our barbed cait-sith dick picture.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:07:36 2016 No.15042046 File: 422 KB, 823x1175, 1460066856406.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15041779 she looks like she'd be a real bloodhound if something were to happen to her master

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:07:58 2016 No.15042047 >>15042038 >But don't they hate cardio? Not at all, in fact, they'll have a rigorous cardio workout planned for you in the changing room...

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:07:59 2016 No.15042048 >>15042044 There are more pics now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:08:06 2016 No.15042049 >>15042043 What nice girls, will they help me with my swimming?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:08:24 2016 No.15042050 >>15042046 ow the edge

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:08:31 2016 No.15042051 >>15042044 I'm sorry, what?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:08:41 2016 No.15042052 >>15042048 Ah. Oh dear.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:09:52 2016 No.15042056 >>15042046 She could just get a new master though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:10:11 2016 No.15042057 >>15042051 >>15042052 How about we stop talking about this and start talking about tall monstergirls lifting up their husbands for kisses? Or short monstergirls needing to be lifted up by their husbands for kisses.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:10:22 2016 No.15042058 >>15042044 >Futafags ruined EMG The more I hear about them, the more it sounds like a disease rather than a fetish.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:10:57 2016 No.15042060 >>15042049 Sure, just swim from one end of the pool to the other before they catch you. You'll be a pro in no time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:11:25 2016 No.15042062 >>15042057 How short are Yetis on average again?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:12:20 2016 No.15042064 >>15042047 Will it help me get into shape?

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:12:45 2016 No.15042067

>>15042051
If you want, go look it up. I'm willing to bet it's on Hentai Foundry. Just search for Cerea and Papi.

>>15042058
Have you been on /d/? Futa is absolutely a disease of a fetish. Hell, even other /d/ threads usually requent non-futa images, and futa posters shitpost with them anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:12:56 2016 No.15042069 >>15042062 Probably the height of your average Japanese woman.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:13:10 2016 No.15042070 >>15042057 >tall monstergirls lifting up their husbands for kisses? That sounds embarassing though, is she trying to fluster me?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:13:45 2016 No.15042074 >>15042064 Oh, it'll help something get into shape.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:14:20 2016 No.15042077 >>15042058 As someone who was there during their invasion of the /a/ threads, they ARE a fucking disease.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:14:28 2016 No.15042078 >>15042044 That was the second pic. There are two others. First Miia and Cerea. Then also Zombina and Suu, iirc. Also one of just Miia.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:14:33 2016 No.15042080 >>15042058 They're loathed quite heavily thankfully, and at least we have the common sense to to tell them to fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:15:24 2016 No.15042082 >>15042070 Yes. She thinks you look cute when you're flustered.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:15:36 2016 No.15042083

>>15042021
>Get huge with Minotaur
>Catch her mirin' in the new 'co-ed' showers one day
>She slaps you on the ass, putting your hand against her scalding hot womanhood
>You've seen her lifting like 100 kg on the Kegelizer
>It dawns on you that these really aren't co-ed showers, and that it's the men's room
>You can feel a damp warmth on your back as she's uncharacteristically moo'ing and dry humping your hand
>Jesus Christ she's lactating
>In between moos, she leans in, her breath hot on your ear
"Brave, foolish Theseus. Did you think your gains would go unnoticed? Now listen to me; I'm going to break you on my wheel, little Theseus."
>The next day you can hear the Gnome who maintains the building cursing at the fact she has to repair the showers
>Finding an imprint of a pair of ass cheeks in the tile floor of the shower with a pungent, white pool near the cracks and twin craters

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:15:46 2016 No.15042084 >>15042070 >>15042082 This is my fetish

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:16:54 2016 No.15042091 >>15042077 Futa invasion of /a/? When was that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:17:11 2016 No.15042093 File: 164 KB, 631x1000, 1459898721450.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15042084 Even a Cheshire.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:18:44 2016 No.15042099 >>15042093 >Swole Cheshire Acceptable

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:18:44 2016 No.15042100 >>15042091 Let's just say bob's shitty trucker story was the thing that opened the floodgates. Shit sucked. They were everywhere. Ruined Cheshire Cats for MONTHS if not a whole year.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:19:21 2016 No.15042102 >>15042091 Not him, but he likely means our time back on /a/. But yeah, futafags are cancer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:21:08 2016 No.15042109 >>15042100 >Implying that Cheshires ever recovered.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:21:19 2016 No.15042110 >>15042100 Oh, you mean that. Yeah, okay. I thought you meant there was some mass flooding of it on /a/ in general.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:22:11 2016 No.15042113 >>15042100 >Bob Thou dare spell the name of he whose entity hath departed eons ago. How does the forgotten doombringer fare now, I wonder?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:22:16 2016 No.15042114 >>15042093 >Disembodied fluffy, purple arms sneak up behind you. >Grabs you in a head lock, while the rest of her materializes. >"Sup nerd, watcha doin'?"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:22:22 2016 No.15042115 >>15042109 At least we don't have a forced dick meme attached to them anymore.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:23:19 2016 No.15042116

>>15042109
Nah, chesires have recovered from it pretty much 100%, I'd say. This current conversation aside, I don't think they've been associated with futa in at least a month, and most likely several months.

Remember how this thread said they were ruined forever? Funny how things turn out, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:23:57 2016 No.15042119 >>15042114 I'd be stuttering all over the place. I'm not good with girls. Especially not with pretty ones.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:24:34 2016 No.15042121 >>15041779 Got some more of that anon?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:25:38 2016 No.15042126 >>15042116 I wish Manticores could recover from people writing them badly and being associated with the TFT crowd.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:25:42 2016 No.15042127 >>15042091 They just recently posted a Cathyl futa picture and flamed anyone who told them to get the fuck out. That and monsterboys is why /a/ should stay on /a/

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:25:59 2016 No.15042129 File: 257 KB, 794x1100, You mirin'.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15042114 First the Swolf, now the Buffshire. Poor Anon just can't catch a break.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:26:29 2016 No.15042131 >>15042116 I'm more talking about how they seem to attract lots bad content and obnoxious people. Look at Fizzshire, or Laska and Me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:27:30 2016 No.15042134 >>15042129 Yeah, having to put those girls in a mating press every time can get old.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:27:35 2016 No.15042135 >>15042127 Not everyone on /a/ is like that. I mean, tons of us here are originally from /a/

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:27:52 2016 No.15042136 >>15042131 You're not wrong, but those are both in the past too. If we get some more memorable writefaggotry for them, it'll be as if they never sunk to depths so low. Don't you think?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:27:59 2016 No.15042138 I want to get /fit/ with my Alice imouto!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:28:00 2016 No.15042139 >>15042129 I want to play video games with the Swolf and watch her try to pretend she doesn't know anything about them. >>15042131 Trust me. None of that is as bad as it used to be.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:28:21 2016 No.15042141 File: 179 KB, 500x371, 1454192144781.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i want to give a manticore a paw rub

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:28:32 2016 No.15042144 >>15042062 I thought yetis were tall enough to fully hug you like a body pillow and pull you into their fluff tunnel

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:28:39 2016 No.15042145 >>15042135 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:28:46 2016 No.15042147 >>15042134 You mean reverse mating press.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:29:49 2016 No.15042153 >>15042145 Eh?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:30:04 2016 No.15042155 >>15042145 Anon, do you know where these threads started? We're refugees from /a/ anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:30:34 2016 No.15042156 >>15042135 Well, considering the most recent stop this thread had was on /a/ for a very decent amount of time, that's pretty obvious. People in this thread are just very fickle, like >>15042145 Actually, that's all of 4chan. So hey.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:30:57 2016 No.15042158 >>15042147 No, I meant putting those girls in a mating press.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:31:09 2016 No.15042160 >>15042141 I want to watch a Manticore squirm as I massage her back.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:31:57 2016 No.15042164 >>15042155 That's true, but I know exactly what you're trying to do.

>>	/k/oko !!TUEPFFoiMu8 Thu Apr 7 18:32:14 2016 No.15042166 >>15040622 >>15040639 Innawoods looking for Operators? The real question is what to get her that's within my price range.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:32:21 2016 No.15042167 Man I wish I had a Yeti friend to make me feel less shitty with hugs

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:32:38 2016 No.15042168 >>15042155 Not him but not all of us. I'm a /jp/ native and we had a ton of /tg/ and /vg/ posters who went to /a/ just for these threads. Back in the day these threads were well known for the high amount of crossboarders.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:33:06 2016 No.15042171 >>15042164 Pointing out facts when they become relevant?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:33:33 2016 No.15042175 >>15042167 same here

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:33:42 2016 No.15042178
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>>15042070
>>15042093
>>15042129
Why are tall Monster Girls such jerks? To get joy out of making their boyfriends flustered and red not that I'd entirely object to that though

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:33:53 2016 No.15042180 i want to complement a manticore's fluff and brush it

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:34:07 2016 No.15042182 >>15042166 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:34:20 2016 No.15042183

>>15037290
>you will never be caught in a trap laid by dark elves when walking in the woods
>the dark elf that laid the trap will never find you
>she will never say if you can go five minutes without cumming she will set you free
>you will never fail in less then two
>she will never comfort you as she takes you home, explaining how her body is made to do things like that

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:34:24 2016 No.15042184 >>15042164 What? I'm just saying I used to be an /a/ poster and now I'm a /jp/ poster. I was actually the first /a/ poster to jump ship.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:36:20 2016 No.15042186 >>15042184 Well then, no loyal wolfgirl partner for you, Mr First-to-jump-ship.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:37:26 2016 No.15042190 I want to fluster a tall monster girl by pointing out she isn't that much taller than me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:37:28 2016 No.15042192 >>15042186 Considering what those threads became, is it a bad thing that I got out when the getting was good?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:41:13 2016 No.15042199 >>15042178 That's the best part.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:41:25 2016 No.15042201

I want to part of a homestay program who goes to the monstergirl world to improve relations between humans and monstergirls!
I want to be assigned to a haughty himedere Vampire who bosses me around and has a serious bondage fetish.
I want her to tie me to her bed one day and start taking off my clothes only for her Dhampir sister to accidentally cuntblock her by walking in and ruining the mood.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:42:23 2016 No.15042205

>>15042192
There was so much arguing, and a lot of people doing their best to try and have a nice, normal thread regardless of that cunt mod.
The very last thread on /a/ I remember, there was talk about a wendigo-like girl. Or at least some kind of monstergirl based on a Nordic legend.
Then bam.
Thread pruned, thread pruned, thread pruned, check /jp/, and there we are.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:42:23 2016 No.15042206 >>15042199 What would your tall Monster Girl do to fluster you?

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:43:13 2016 No.15042207
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>onee-san kitsune picks you up using only her tails
>giggles and say that this is just like when you were little, even the part where you squirm around and whine that she's embarrassing you
mofu mofu

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:45:45 2016 No.15042211 >>15042166 Take off the fucking trip, you have no reason to use it.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:46:21 2016 No.15042213

>>15042205
I saw the writing on the wall when 90% of the threads I visited were shitposts and "MUH POSTING STANDARDS" cockwheels.
I'm the one who posted the first thread in /jp/ just to get away from all that shit.
I just wanted to talk about monstergirls and not have to deal with "WE AGREED ON THE WEEKEND GUYS" and "MUH PERSONAL ARMY" shits.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:46:42 2016 No.15042215 >>15042207 Why are gentle Onee-sans so god-tier?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:47:09 2016 No.15042217 File: 140 KB, 1000x1000, 1450326059301.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15042207 Those are some strong tails. I'm kind of imagining a boy and his kitsune sister being carried in one tail each by their kitsune mother, now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:48:10 2016 No.15042218 >>15042213 >and "MUH POSTING STANDARDS" cockwheels I remember those two. They both dickrode Translator-fag heavily as well.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:48:18 2016 No.15042219 I want to get lost in the woods during a hike and have to fight the leader of a pack of Kakuens.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:48:40 2016 No.15042221 >>15042201 Why are Himedere girls so love?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:49:23 2016 No.15042224 File: 463 KB, 880x1280, Oneday.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why don't you go ahead and pet the cute snake anon? Perhaps you could even give her a hug. What could possibly go wrong?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:50:29 2016 No.15042227 >>15042224 I don't like approaching strangers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:50:32 2016 No.15042228 >>15042207 Is this by Hisai or some other artist?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:50:45 2016 No.15042229 >>15042221 Because they're rich, sexy and powerful and they know it but they still can't completely deny their pure feelings for someone of lower birth.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:50:51 2016 No.15042230 >>15042215 Because GFD is best.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:51:38 2016 No.15042235 >>15042228 Hisasi*

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:51:43 2016 No.15042236 >>15042224 Why should I?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:51:49 2016 No.15042238 >>15042224 I want to approach and be generally warm to a shrine maiden Shirohebi and be unaware of the worringly rising yandere tendencies she will be getting!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:52:19 2016 No.15042239 >>15042229 And because their laughs are the best

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:53:20 2016 No.15042243 >>15042224 What if the cute snake kills other snakes because she thinks they're corrupting her husband?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:54:15 2016 No.15042246 >>15042224 she has pretty eyes and nice, small hands.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:54:57 2016 No.15042251 File: 211 KB, 908x1000, 1396393264157.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15042224 Because I already get cuddles and pats from this one

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:55:07 2016 No.15042252 >>15041995 >>15042021 I wanna Trick Muscle Mino into joining my Sumo team! Then after she's big and round she must beat my champion and I will help her diet, but if she loses she must join the team forever!

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:55:36 2016 No.15042255
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>Me and my paladin homies drive to the poor part of town
>Some mangy dog beasts opened up a new shop on crescent street
>Fucking monster immigrant scum taking our jobs
>Joffrey, Rupert and I go in posing as customers
>Place stinks of wet dog and strange foreign foods
>An ageing mutt with devil eyes and an aura of murderous intent greets us behind the shops counter
>"Awoo~ Welcome to Ms Fursteins humble store! What can i get you fine gentlemen!"
>I can barely understand its unintelligible monster babble
>Joffrey and I stride over to the counter while rupert keeps lookout near the door
>I slam my fists on the laminated counter and yell
>"LISTEN HERE YOU FLEABAG, WE DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO YOUR KIND ROUND HERE"
>Excited by my wanton display of speciesism, Rupert and Joffrey start chanting "Deus Vult!"
>With beads of sweat dripping from my forehead, i stare intently at demon shopkeep awaiting its reaction
>Nervously and meekly it begins speaking up
>"You.. want some miso soup? Its very tasty and also affordable! ~"
>BLASTED THING IS MOCKING US
>My vision becomes red with rage and my fist clench with anger
>I start smashing everything in sight, my compatriots follow suit
>"Please stop! Why are you doing this? This shop is my everything!"
>I smash one last bottle of some kind of voodoo liquid and smugly view the destruction i've brought
>The shop owner is trying to pick up broken glass and ceramics
>It begins chanting a awful spell that sounds like crying
>"Leave and go back to your own lands! Deus vult!"
>We book it out the door and run to the car
>Managed to hid out in the church until the whole thing quieted down

DEGENERATE ABOMINATIONS BTFO

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:56:10 2016 No.15042258 >>15042141 I want to oil a Manticore's tail and massage it!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:56:13 2016 No.15042259 >>15042224 Is she trustworthy because if so I'll gladly hug her. Also why does she want me to hug her, does she have a crush on me and has a hard time expressing it trough words?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:56:25 2016 No.15042260 >>15042239 And they have huge tiddies and huge drills.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:56:50 2016 No.15042261 >>15042224 With my luck, she'd cry 'rape' the moment I even think about touching her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:56:59 2016 No.15042262 >>15042255 I'm now reminded why Paladinfags were driven out of these threads.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:57:51 2016 No.15042266 Trying to do dick removal using the Clone Stamp tool is hard. Does anyone who's good at photoshop want to help turn that handholding anubis into a real girl?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:58:16 2016 No.15042267 >>15042261 Monster girls aren't human women anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:58:35 2016 No.15042268 >>15042239 Is there anything better than a busty Vampire in a beautiful dress going "Oh ho ho!"? I don't think so. >>15042255 You scum are half of everything wrong with this goddamn city. The other half are those goddamn Sabbath Cultists.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:59:36 2016 No.15042270 >>15042260 Drillhair is the fucking best.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:59:49 2016 No.15042271 File: 64 KB, 416x608, 1450501228051.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15038709 >>15038663 Found this on Nyaa but it has no seeders, is there anyone here who has it who could seed it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 18:59:57 2016 No.15042272 >>15042262 Some of them are still around.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:00:07 2016 No.15042273 >>15042270 No.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:01:49 2016 No.15042277 >>15038421 Wheres this guys stuff posted?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:02:24 2016 No.15042280 >>15042255 Goddamn radical recruits tarnishing our name with unwarranted use of force. Who keeps enlisting these kids?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:03:32 2016 No.15042285 >>15042255 This makes the rest of us, palandinfags, look bad. DELETE THIS.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:04:06 2016 No.15042286 >>15042182 >>15042211 Got it. Anyway, how the hell do we arm the wolfus without breaking the bank?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:04:54 2016 No.15042289 >>15042270 And the huge tiddies that go with them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:04:54 2016 No.15042290 I wanna be a paladin and marry an Elven druid, then I want to establish a new kingdom, and accompanying religion of light-nature magicks with her that completely eradicates all unread and demonic presence in our world!

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:05:29 2016 No.15042291
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>>15042221
>>15042229
>>15042260
>>15042268
>a vampire who claims to be your estranged great aunt shows up at your place
>all she does is mock you and laugh like a goddamn idiot when ever screw up
>and when she's orgasming
i'm having second thoughts about ojous

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:05:42 2016 No.15042292 >>15042273 Can you give me any reasons that I'll accept as to why Drillhair isn't perfection? Trick question, the answer is no you can't.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:06:05 2016 No.15042294 File: 202 KB, 638x1000, She-Hulk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15042255 >Failadins get caught immediately >Eventually get their day in court >They see this across from them as Prosecutor You dun goofed now son.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:08:40 2016 No.15042304
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>>15042236
>>15042227
But she's a lovely girl who is just in need of some love!

>>15042238
>>15042243
Why would she do that? She'll love you forever and will simple be a little more clingy than normal for a day instead, coiling herself around you and refusing to let go.
She will feed you by hand and whisper words of love in your ears all day long.

>>15042259
>>15042246
Very good, you both are loved tenderly by your Shirohebi wives. But perhaps you should give that Ryu some attention too, she's been looking a little lonely lately.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:08:50 2016 No.15042307 >>15042291 She looks like she's sucking an invisible dick, can't be unseen.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:09:17 2016 No.15042309 >>15042294 >Chiba Toushirou Oh yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:11:10 2016 No.15042315 >>15042292 Long wavy hair feels nicer and isn't as distracting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:11:58 2016 No.15042319 >>15042304 >Why would she do that? shirohebi route is always the yandere route, and is she's the pitfall option used to trick new players

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:12:05 2016 No.15042320 >>15042307 You're right... Fuck. >TFW You will never shut up a haughty monstergirl by gagging her with your dick, throat-fucking her until you pump a huge load into her stomach

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:13:30 2016 No.15042322 >>15041017 It's like some kind of two-person reverse spitroast. And that's hot.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:13:56 2016 No.15042324

Reminder that the order will lose no matter what

Reminder that humans are completely unable to beat monster girls.

If you want to live a free life and not as some cumpump that barely functions aside from getting hard and feeding monster girls that don't actually care about you then MGE isn't for you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:14:57 2016 No.15042326 >>15042322 It's really not.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:15:32 2016 No.15042328 >>15042324 So what?

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:15:54 2016 No.15042329

>>15042304
Is it alright for me to give the lonely Ryu some attention, I don't want my Shirohebi wife to get angry at me? If it's ok with her, I'd be happy to give the Ryu some company and put a smile back on her face, she'll be so happy I arrived to keep er company.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:16:29 2016 No.15042330 >>15042324 In that case, I'm going to round up a group of inquisitive-minded monstergirls, build a spaceship with them, and say farewell to the dumb demon lord as we leave together to explore the stars.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:16:52 2016 No.15042332 >>15042324 >monster girls that don't actually care about you Not all of them are like that in MGE though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:17:15 2016 No.15042333 >>15042304 But my heart belongs to another.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:17:30 2016 No.15042334 >>15042324 Sorry I don't see the problem

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:18:00 2016 No.15042336 >>15042320 >She'll never wrap her arms around your hips and stop you from pulling out of her mouth. Damn it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:18:31 2016 No.15042337 >>15042332 >Not all of them More like none of them

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:18:46 2016 No.15042339 >>15040996 Those are some nice proportions at least.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:19:12 2016 No.15042340 >>15042320 Could a monster girl with gills keep deepthroating you indefinitely?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:19:31 2016 No.15042344 File: 582 KB, 800x1133, 8fabfe0186d56deb6e91851f2febae73.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15042324 Are Paladinfags intent on shitting up the threads again?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:19:45 2016 No.15042347 >>15042336 would she let you use her drills as handlebars, or are they off limits?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:19:46 2016 No.15042348 >>15042332 Yes, they are. Monster girls don't actually care about you. They'll change anything they don't like about you in a instant without any consent at all. You're just a food source that they like to pretty up, that's all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:20:50 2016 No.15042352 >>15042324 >then MGE isn't for you Take your own advice, drop it, and stop smearing butthurt.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:22:07 2016 No.15042355 File: 213 KB, 744x1052, 1431974956625.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15042324 >Paladins will lose Fuckin lel is this what monster shits tell themselves? Gas chambers when? p.s. monster pussy will never beat human pussy

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:22:12 2016 No.15042356 >>15042344 That gift is probably a trap knowing a monster girl. After all monster girls never do anything out of the kindness of their hearts, they'll only help if they get some dick out of it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:23:23 2016 No.15042361 File: 50 KB, 384x384, a smug anime.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15042355 paladin-chan get out

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:23:51 2016 No.15042364 >>15042304 white, smooth scales make my kokoro go doki~ doki~

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:23:55 2016 No.15042365 >>15042355 Human pussy only exists to be monsterized or cucked.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:23:57 2016 No.15042366

>>15042348
>Monster girls don't actually care about you
I'm sorry, I guess all those Yetis saving people from dying to frostbite in the mountains so they can continue their adventures are evil selfish creatures who only care about getting spirit energy, even though they never force themselves on men unless they reciprocate their feelings.

Or maybe all those loyal Kobold helpers who are so chill not even the Paladins of MGE can get mad at them. I suppose they're mindless rapemachines as well.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:25:31 2016 No.15042372 >>15042355 >>15041014 Take a hike faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:25:38 2016 No.15042374 >>15042366 >Yetis saving people from dying to frostbite in the mountains Lies. >selfish creatures who only care about getting spirit energy, Yes, they're just somewhat subtle about it. Same with Kobolds.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:26:41 2016 No.15042378 >>15042366 >using facts to reply to a paladin's bait paladin-chan's on another shitposting rampage after being rejected yet again. it's how she vents her frustrations.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:26:45 2016 No.15042379 >>15041731 Girl pins you with her legs and teases you/milks you until your eyes roll back http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2077342?tags=leg_lock

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:26:50 2016 No.15042380

>>15042344
I'm gonna have to say yes, given some of the posts after yours.

>>15042347
Drills are off limits unless you help her recurl them after you're done.

>>15042348
>>15042355
>>15042356
Paladinfags get out. You couldn't even win a single waifu war.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:27:08 2016 No.15042381 >>15042326 That's just like, your opinion. Personally I find sexual innovation fascinating >can eat a girl out and fuck her pussy at the same time Opinions about who's on top aside, you can't tell me the idea isn't at least somewhat titillating.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:28:14 2016 No.15042386 >>15042379 Holy shit, my fetish.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:28:37 2016 No.15042388

>>15042374
>Lies
Go read their wiki entry. I'll be waiting.

By the way, aren't the wiki entries written by a human dude who's fearful of monstergirls according to the lore? For even him to speak so well of Yetis, surely they must be the most """evil""" creatures on the planet, huh?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:29:10 2016 No.15042389 File: 766 KB, 1163x1200, 1459577755099.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15042379 >Wrestling with monstergirls where the winner is whoever manages to fuck the other I want this

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:29:16 2016 No.15042390 >>15042379 >you until your eyes roll back If you want this as a man, you are a disgusting person.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:29:31 2016 No.15042391 >>15042388 Why are you still trying to use facts on a Paladinfag?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:30:24 2016 No.15042392 >>15042389 horses would make such terrible wrestlers, what an awful choice. Lamiae and onis would be way better.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:30:31 2016 No.15042393

>>15042366
Or sea bishops who never assault gut and even save their lives from drowning. In fact mermaids often don't assault guys at all, they tend to be very nice to them. Also Valkyrie don't assault guys and even help them on adventures, making them better fighters and assisting them in fights.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:30:36 2016 No.15042394 >>15042391 Because I'm a reasonable Paladinfag

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:30:42 2016 No.15042395 >>15042255 Beautiful simply beautiful ;-;7

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:31:09 2016 No.15042397

>>15042389
>R. Mika as a Centaur
Would't work. She needs a two legged frame to pull off her wrestling moves properly.
She'd probably be an Amazon or a Kakuen.

>>15042390
>Not wanting to be so overloaded with pleasure that your eyes roll back.
Get a load of this square.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:31:11 2016 No.15042398 >>15042390 What's wrong with a guy wanting to be ridden so hard that he's the one who ahegaos?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:31:30 2016 No.15042401 >>15042388 >aren't the wiki entries written by a human dude No they're not.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:32:57 2016 No.15042405

>>15042392
Jinkos too
>sweaty jinko wants to practice holds in her one piece
fuuuggggg

>>15042355
Optimum situation with Paladin-chan is to impregnate her with twin boys, then slowly monsterize her. Let's face it, without human women, soon there will be no men.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:33:58 2016 No.15042411 >>15042392 Find me an image of a Lamia in wrestling spandex and I'll happily post it. Centaur Mika was what I had on hand. >You will never take a double ass-slam from Centaur Mika and her partner Liking Centaurs hurts sometimes

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:34:31 2016 No.15042412 >>15042398 Because men look pathetic with a face like that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:36:40 2016 No.15042423 File: 105 KB, 752x1062, yuugibox.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15042411 Oni best fighter

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:37:19 2016 No.15042425 >>15042423 I want to suplex Yuugi.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:38:58 2016 No.15042430 >>15042425 I want to fuck yuugi while keeping her in a full nelson

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:39:29 2016 No.15042432

>>15042324
reminder that according to canon living with mgs is objectively superior to living with humans.
Reminder that mgs canonically love you deeply and are willing to go to great lengths to ensure your happiness.
Reminder that mgs love their husbands deeper then any human ever could

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:40:36 2016 No.15042438 >>15042432 You're a naive fool if you believe that.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:41:00 2016 No.15042440

I just want to carry a little kobold to bed, wrap her in blankets until she's all curled up like a dumpling, and cuddle her into the mattress. Like wrapping my arms and legs around her bedsheet-bound body, and nuzzling her under the covers until it feels like we're the only two people in the warm, cozy world.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:41:04 2016 No.15042441 >>15042423 >You will never be the MG High School wrestling team's "mascot"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:41:36 2016 No.15042443 Monster girls are like those kids who only want to play by their rules.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:41:43 2016 No.15042445 >>15042438 what if im just reverse baiting to get the guy out of here?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:43:12 2016 No.15042451 >>15042440 >Kobo You are a man of supreme taste, Anonymous.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:45:12 2016 No.15042454

>>15042441
>Both the Oni Wrestling captain and the slightly too rough Jinko Sambo instructor are trying to get you to go to their wrestling team and dojo, respectively
>you're not sure, so you try both for a week
>on a scale from 1 to WORLDSTAR, how bad is your ass beat by the end of the week
>and which do you decide to go with?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:47:01 2016 No.15042459 I bet I could defeat any monstergirl in rally racing

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:47:06 2016 No.15042460 >>15042430 I remember when Google was still somewhat new, and I was sitting with friends eating lunch at school. One of them said "Hey, you know what you guys should search for on Google? Anal full nelson." Changed my fucking life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:47:22 2016 No.15042461 >>15042454 >>on a scale from 1 to WORLDSTAR, how bad is your ass beat by the end of the week 3 >>and which do you decide to go with? Definitely the Jinko.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:47:24 2016 No.15042462 File: 178 KB, 1212x2048, 1449417472015.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw you'll never remove monsters from the premises feels bad

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:48:20 2016 No.15042465 >>15042454 ...maybe I should just join the swim team. The Orcagirl captain was really nice to me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:49:39 2016 No.15042469 >>15042461 Good taste >>15042462 would impregnate with boys, then monsterize >>15042465 >Orca >not the biggest bully at school oh man, you're fucked

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:50:38 2016 No.15042471 >>15042454 Worldstar, definitely. I know nothing about martial arts, so maybe the Jjnko?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:50:38 2016 No.15042472 >>15042462 She looks like she's already turning into one, considering her attire.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:51:00 2016 No.15042475 >>15041530 #5-10 came up for me when I searched. Here's the specific one anon posted. http://panda.chaika.moe/archive/18159/

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:54:03 2016 No.15042483 >>15042469 But she was so nice. She showed me the pool, introduced me to all the other members of the swim team and she even gave me some speedos. They are a little too small for me though, I need to tell her that the next time I go back.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:54:03 2016 No.15042484 >>15042469 I don't know what gossip you've been hearing, but I must inform you that Orca-chan is in fact a calm, chill lady.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:54:10 2016 No.15042487

>>15042451
To be honest, there's quite a few monstergirls I'd do that to.
But kobolds are just about the sweetest, kindest monstergirls you're going to find. Like the concept of hate doesn't exist within them whatsoever. Their hearts are so full of compassion there's physically no room for any of the anger or vileness which can affect other people.

It's the kind of perfect, pure innocence you just want to protect at any cost, because they're too good for the world they're born into.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:55:56 2016 No.15042493 File: 1.14 MB, 1200x1103, 1453165237889.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15042465 >swim team I also want to join it for, you know, reasons.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:56:27 2016 No.15042495 >>15042484 Orca pls >>15042483 this is how it starts

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:59:50 2016 No.15042501 >>15042495 Look at this face >>15037099. Does she look like a bully to you? Don't be paranoid now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:00:53 2016 No.15042502 >>15042493 I don't know how to swim, do you think they would teach me?

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:01:26 2016 No.15042505

>>15042388
>By the way, aren't the wiki entries written by a human dude who's fearful of monstergirls according to the lore?
The wandering scholar doesn't fear them so much as he's just tired of everyone's shit. Doesn't matter if it's the Order or monsters.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:01:28 2016 No.15042506 >>15042502 Don't worry, they will teach you many of things.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:01:38 2016 No.15042508

>>15042493
Because they're all really strong and cool? The Sharkgirls are way taller and stronger than me. They can pick me up and hug me really tight.

It gets hard to breathe after a while though. Another weird thing, they all seemed to be hungry when they saw me. They all licked their lips and smiled a lot.
>>15042495
What's the worst that could happen?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:02:38 2016 No.15042512 >>15042508 >they all seemed to be hungry when they saw me. They all licked their lips and smiled a lot. I think you should invite them to your home to have dinner.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:02:56 2016 No.15042514 >>15042508 underwater rape, that's what >>15042501 behind the smile is a hot blooded rapist

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:02:58 2016 No.15042515 >>15042505 He's a complete monster apologist, almost as bad as that Norwegian politician

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:03:18 2016 No.15042516 >>15042469 >would impregnate with boys >then monsterize After they're born? Because if you don't wait, they'll alp in the womb. Is that what you want? To raise a bunch of alps that never knew they were male in the first place?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:03:40 2016 No.15042518 File: 174 KB, 279x400, why-god-why.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15042493 >See the list of monstergirls KC is working on >No mention of shark girl again

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:03:43 2016 No.15042521 >>15042412 How many have you seen?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:04:07 2016 No.15042526 >>15042516 of course I'd wait, I don't want alps

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:04:26 2016 No.15042527 >>15042516 That's how you get tomboy monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:05:50 2016 No.15042531 >>15042412 That's like, your opinion man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:05:53 2016 No.15042532 >>15042518 At least knightly shrimpgirls are pretty much confirmed after Flowkelps enty was released.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:05:56 2016 No.15042533 >>15042527 So, you're saying we should do it? I mean, with a paladin mother they'd know sword skills and be able to kick ass too.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:06:08 2016 No.15042534

>>15042454
>How badly beaten
9. I have a bit of martial arts and wrestling experience, but I'm going to be eating the mat (among other things) a lot.

As for who to join, it's no contest. I've actually wanted to learn sambo, so I guess I'm going to be getting a lot more bumps from that Jinko.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:06:45 2016 No.15042537 >>15042512 What a great idea. I'll invite them all home and we can have dinner alone. >>15042514 Orca-senpai would never do such a thing!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:08:22 2016 No.15042546 >>15042537 >Orca-senpai would never do such a thing! she grabbed my crotch "accidentally" one time , the teachers didn't even do anything about it

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:08:43 2016 No.15042548 >>15042534 >Jinko throws you around the mat >after shower and rough sex, she massages your joints and cuddles with you, chuffing softly

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:09:24 2016 No.15042553 >>15042546 I'm sure it was an accident. She did that to me when she was showing me around the pool.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:10:10 2016 No.15042555 >Finally thrown Jinko teacher to the ground and pin her. >Release all the pent up rage on lust you had on her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:10:41 2016 No.15042556 >>15042506 Are they going to teach me CPR in case someone drowns?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:10:52 2016 No.15042558 >>15042518 What list?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:11:03 2016 No.15042559 >>15042537 >alone Good idea, also while preparing the food cut one of your fingers and let the blood come out so they can heal you back and set up the mood.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:11:24 2016 No.15042561 >>15042548 Rough sex followed by a shower, or rough sex during the shower? This is an important distinction to make.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:12:12 2016 No.15042565 >>15042558 One posted the last thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:13:24 2016 No.15042570 >>15042561 during

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:14:21 2016 No.15042574 File: 61 KB, 604x438, are you threatening me master jedi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15042553 Accident or no, it's still sexual harassment, I'll have to tell Principal Danuki about this

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:14:40 2016 No.15042580

>>15042537
>Orca-senpai would never do such a thing!
>Apex predator known for vicious cunning
>Literally eats sharks for breakfast and shits on the day of anything it's own size or smaller
>Pods can even shit on the day of things bigger than them
>Even 'trained' orcas will attack their handlers
Honestly, I'm more scared of her than the sharks

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:15:48 2016 No.15042586

>>15042555
>>15042548
>>15042561
Such unprofessional behavior. It's nigh impossible to find a moment's peace to study in this god forsaken MGC College anymore. I'm trying to study here if you don't mind. Goddamn fluid mechanics ain't no cakewalk, you know.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:18:04 2016 No.15042595 File: 358 KB, 600x750, 1450301548140.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15042586 I'm sure there's more than a few girls around who'd help you with your fluid mechanic, anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:18:06 2016 No.15042596 >>15042586 >implying the Crow Tengu that's been following you to the library for two months isn't going to pin you down in the reference section and make a man out of you

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:18:55 2016 No.15042598 >>15042324 Anon, I've already come to the conclusion that, even in a dystopian monstergirl society, my life would go better. This doesn't mean I'm a traitor, defeatist, or otherwise don't appreciate personal freedom.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:19:14 2016 No.15042600 File: 229 KB, 1200x1400, 1460070363790[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Megane and braids is the best combo. Remember it can be combo'd with things like "tomboy" too.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:19:29 2016 No.15042601

>>15042580
It's only captive orcas that has attacked people though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1ZkkHesyjg

Orcas are amazing animals. Extremely intelligent, able to pass the mirror test and even seem to not only view humans as outside of the food chain, but distinguish between individuals and discern intent by observing body language and vocal tone.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:19:39 2016 No.15042602 >>15042574 Principal Danuki is the bad guy here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:19:47 2016 No.15042604 >>15042596 Crow tengus are far too shy to do that. They'll stutter before running off with some flimsy excuse

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:21:02 2016 No.15042609 >>15042601 I don't see how the fuck they wouldn't just eat humans like they do seals.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:21:34 2016 No.15042611 >>15042602 >Principal Danuki you dare speak badly of our beloved principal? Don't you know what she does to "naughty" boys like you?

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:22:07 2016 No.15042615
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Holy shit, Granblue has a lot of cute sluts in it. Makes me surprised it's so under the radar here.

Then again, I have yet to actually play the game but still.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:22:23 2016 No.15042616 >>15042604 Unless it's that time of year.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:23:40 2016 No.15042622 File: 713 KB, 740x1036, 65fe713e2b98ff8cb1cd18ee8681c51c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15042615 >Under the radar Did you look at this thread? There's a ton of Granblue in this one, and the girls get posted fairly regularly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:24:05 2016 No.15042625 >>15042615 Don't, it's a Jew scam.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:24:05 2016 No.15042626

>>15042609
Orcas live everywhere in the sea, so it would make sense but Orcas have some of the most strict diets for "tasty" food. Humans are not tasty for orcas. Also for some reason Orcas just kinda have a culture that kinda says "Yeah humans are cool to play with." Sometimes the playing goes to far and trainers are hurt/killed in the process.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:24:12 2016 No.15042628 >>15042616 Are you seriously saying that you can't fight off a horny tengu? they're really light so it doesn't take much to shove them off you

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:24:20 2016 No.15042629 >>15042600 I like both of those things. But why have I never thought to combine them?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:24:48 2016 No.15042632 >>15042595 I'll have to refuse. Study groups never worked for me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:25:24 2016 No.15042635 I don't know why a man would even attempt to become stronger in a monster girl setting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:25:26 2016 No.15042636 >>15042628 They're crafty and fairly powerful. They'll find a way to get you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:25:57 2016 No.15042639 >>15042611 What does she do?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:26:04 2016 No.15042640 >>15042622 >most of the girls are canonically short with big tits That's my jam. >>15042625 Aww man. But at least I can follow it and Fate/GO for the porn and designs it produces.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:26:56 2016 No.15042643 >>15042635 Because they dont know the loving care of being smothered in a strong girls breast as she strokes your hair.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:27:18 2016 No.15042646 >>15042640 they produce*

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:27:31 2016 No.15042647 >>15042639 bare bottom spanking followed by facesitting

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:27:34 2016 No.15042648 >>15042635 I want to dom a monstergirl

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:28:05 2016 No.15042649

>>15042635
Can men join the radical faction? I believe humans are inferior to the superior Monster Girls and that all human women should be corrupted while all human men are given to powerful Monster Girls who'll protect them, love them, and keep them happy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:28:30 2016 No.15042650 >>15042648 Well then have fun with literally zero content that appeals to your fetish.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:28:38 2016 No.15042651

>>15042609
It's not like we can ask them.
There's been cases of young orcas separated from their pods actively seeking out people, possibly hoping that they'll be able to get help finding their pod, or maybe just viewing people as the best substitute for said missing pod.
They get violent in captivity because they're fully aware that they've been taken from their home and confined, and they're not happy about it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:29:05 2016 No.15042654 >>15042635 Because if there is one thing that's stronger than love, it's anger.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:30:00 2016 No.15042658 >>15040996 >http://i.imgur.com/G85KJzd.jpg Out of curiosity, what's so bad about this? It seems so tame. Is it the tentacles?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:31:07 2016 No.15042661 >>15042654 So are you saying that if a monster girl pisses a man off she won't be coming away from that experience without being in a huge amount of pain?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:31:29 2016 No.15042662 >>15042647 Time to teepee the Principals house.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:32:55 2016 No.15042666

>>15042635
Because you don't want to be a useless thing only used for cum. Become strong and prove to your waifu that you can do more than just feed and have sex with her. Show that you can do house chores and take care of the children, spend quality time training and getting strong with her so that you can look her face to face, proud of what you've become.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:33:41 2016 No.15042670 >>15042662 She'll suspect it was you and you'll be in real trouble.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:34:13 2016 No.15042674 >>15042666 Or you could tell her to fuck off and find a wife that isn't a cunt that looks down on me and treats me like a child.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:34:47 2016 No.15042678 >>15042670 Yeah, I heard she has a special technique for straightening out delinquents

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:35:42 2016 No.15042682 >>15042674 >you I*

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:36:19 2016 No.15042686 >>15042674 I was saying that for those who have strong waifus, like a hellhound or a dragon. BUT if you have a kind and gentle waifu you need to get strong so you can protect her.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:36:49 2016 No.15042687

>>15042658
It reminds me a lot of that CWC big straw image which gives it some Deviantart-tier qualities, and the expressions and facial proportions on top of it being yurifaggotry don't help either. Shame though, their curves and tiddies are really well done, them inverted puffy nipples too.

That, and the picture feels like it's associated with someone from here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:37:58 2016 No.15042693 >>15042658 It's just not the best drawn image. That's it really. Personally, I also really don't like piercings.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:38:06 2016 No.15042694 >>15042686 But what if you want to be strong and protect a strong waifu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:38:11 2016 No.15042695 >>15042670 She can't go after him over mere assumptions. That's unprofessional. She has no proof.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:39:27 2016 No.15042704 >>15042694 Then godspeed, you person of good taste.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:41:07 2016 No.15042707 >>15042695 What if she had a security system because of things like this happening in the past.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:41:31 2016 No.15042708 >>15042695 She'll fuck a confession out of you

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:41:48 2016 No.15042709 >>15042704 >good taste That's not what /mgt/ tells me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:43:04 2016 No.15042712 >>15042694 >I'm going to do what my waifu can already do Makes no sense

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:43:47 2016 No.15042713

>>15042694
You both become strong so you can watch her back and she can watch yours. You can depend on her for anything and there is no need to be scared, she is going to be there for you and she will protect you the same you you will protect her.

God, I love relationships like this

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:44:37 2016 No.15042715 >>15042712 >Not wanting to double the stronk It's like you want your children to have shitty genes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:44:40 2016 No.15042716 >>15042708 Then she gets arrested for sexual assault

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:45:41 2016 No.15042720 >>15042712 >Some men like a challenge and want to dominate a woman that is strong. Yeah man, makes no sense.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:46:47 2016 No.15042724

>>15042709
Having a strong wife, and training to be strong is the best.
Maybe it's because my love of wolfgirls stretches to encompass both hellhounds and kobolds, but I see no downside to either one. No matter who your waifu is, you should get strong for her anyway. Wherever it's to protect and princess carry her, fight alongside her, or to have feral wrestle-sex bouts with her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:46:53 2016 No.15042726 >>15042716 But you already signed a paper that said you consented to any future sexual acts when you enrolled.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:46:56 2016 No.15042727 >>15042635 To avoid the monstergirls I don't like until I can find my waifu and submit to her. Apart from that, no I don't know either.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:47:42 2016 No.15042732 File: 1.07 MB, 1062x1500, 56061188_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:48:24 2016 No.15042734 >>15042715 >>15042720 Not him, but I'd rather be a cute supportive house husband for my big strong waifu. I want to tend to the house and her needs, raise the children, and make sure my family is happy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:48:46 2016 No.15042735 >>15042709 /mgt/ is full of betas who want to be the woman of the relationship.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:48:52 2016 No.15042736 >>15042726 No I didn't, I even have a copy and nothing like that is in it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:49:26 2016 No.15042741 >>15042736 It's in the fine print.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:50:31 2016 No.15042744 >>15042735 It's really cringeworthy at times.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:50:54 2016 No.15042747 >>15042716 >implying that the police would care >implying the police aren't all in the danuki family's pocket

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:51:06 2016 No.15042748 >>15042732 Please stop pouting young Alice, I'll get you some ice cream.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:51:32 2016 No.15042752 >>15042735 >>15042744 But at least they're happy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:52:18 2016 No.15042754 >>15042741 There's no such thing on the fine print. >>15042747 Anon, your personal headcanon isn't the reality.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:54:24 2016 No.15042760
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>Get out of class for the day
>Kiki is waiting outside the building for you
>It's evening now
>You hold hands and walk to the market, to buy ingredients for dinner
>You chat as you walk home
>Make dinner together
>Write a paper as she cleans
>Kiss her goodnight
>Sleep non-lewldy cuddling her in your arms

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:54:53 2016 No.15042764 >>15042752 It's still annoying as fuck to share a thread with them, especially when they shout down any fetish barring the black listed ones that doesn't appeal to them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:55:04 2016 No.15042765 >>15042744 I see cringeworthy when doms go full "muh dick" and you don't see me complaining all the time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:55:20 2016 No.15042767 >>15042754 It's in fine print and poorly worded.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:56:29 2016 No.15042771 >>15042764 >black listed Whoops, accidentally put a space there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:56:56 2016 No.15042774 >>15041779 >Proto-kiki She looks ready to knife you and force you to take her as your maid.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:57:30 2016 No.15042781 >>15042765 >you don't see me complaining all the time. >Being a lying bitch.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:58:18 2016 No.15042786 >>15042255 The good fight

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:58:48 2016 No.15042788 >>15042781 I didn't know you could see my especific posts, anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 20:58:54 2016 No.15042789 Now that I think about it, since MGC is kind of a watered down modern-day version of MGE, would the Order be reduced to being the city's police department to keep balance so things won't get out of hand?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:01:20 2016 No.15042802 File: 770 KB, 1200x1600, officer kiki.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15042774 >She looks ready to knife you and force you to take her as your maid. now i need a picture of sakuya as a kiki

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:01:50 2016 No.15042804 >>15042752 >>15042765 Why are you responding? He's just trying to start shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:02:23 2016 No.15042806 >>15042767 Then that can easily be dismissed. Case closed, she's going to jail.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:02:23 2016 No.15042807 >>15041779 All she needed was hatpy feet and she'd be perfect.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:03:15 2016 No.15042810 >>15042789 The order would be a bunch of bitter old men who scream at monstergirls but can't legally do anything to them because that would be murder.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:07:22 2016 No.15042834 >>15042789 I headcanon that the MGC paladins are a mix of highly trained monstergirls and humans whose job it is to maintain the balance of power and deal with monstergirls that normal police can't.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:09:14 2016 No.15042842 >>15042789 >Not remembering Community Paladin >Thinking MGC is just modern MGE Oy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:10:22 2016 No.15042849 >>15042842 Almost forgot the riot knights too.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:10:31 2016 No.15042851

>>15042810
I want to go to a Paladin Nursing Home and have lewd sex with my Monster Girl Waifu where she dominates me and all the angry Paladins shout from their rocking chairs on the porch but are unable to do anything because what she's doing is completely legal!

Then the Mindflayer Head Nurse shoos both of us away and yells at us for making the old Paladins rowdy before dinner time!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:12:21 2016 No.15042858 >>15042789 MGC is full on dystopian shithole man, there's no human cops.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:13:21 2016 No.15042863 >>15042858 I always hated this line of thought.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:14:43 2016 No.15042869 >>15042858 There are no humans period, only husks that now serve as cumpumps. Let MGC be a reminder to never let monster girls move into your community and never marry them.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:15:46 2016 No.15042872

>>15042858
I'd say more like good old Megacity One. There's a police force, but the crime is just too overwhelming for it.

There's been a few versions over the years too. Humans and monsters partnering up. Monsters being the corrupt regular cops and paladins serving as a neighborhood watch with swords. Stuff like that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:17:00 2016 No.15042878 File: 211 KB, 650x728, 1459904523052.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15042789 Emergency Paladin services, just call 0118 999 881 999 119 7253

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:17:24 2016 No.15042879 File: 441 KB, 950x647, 1435405359535.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] There's so much sodium in the air tonight, yeesh.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:18:00 2016 No.15042882 >>15042872 >paladins serving as a neighborhood watch with swords. This is the best headcanon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:18:52 2016 No.15042891 >>15042879 I just want to talk about cute kobolds...

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:19:47 2016 No.15042896 >>15042879 It's what happens when you share a thread with maledom niggers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:19:51 2016 No.15042897 >>15042635 So you can get the waifu you want.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:20:35 2016 No.15042902 >>15042869 What's with the paladinfags today?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:21:56 2016 No.15042910 >>15042897 Your opinion doesn't matter to monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:22:12 2016 No.15042911 Hammerhead shark girl?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:22:51 2016 No.15042913 >>15042896 Shut up /pol/locks, jesus

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:23:44 2016 No.15042919 >>15042879 How do you get your octopus girl daughter to stop sucking on her tentacles?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:23:56 2016 No.15042922 >>15042913 >Saying nigger makes you a /pol/ user. Are you serious?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:24:17 2016 No.15042923 File: 237 KB, 714x839, 1456478208407.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Talking about human rights again Anon? I like good jokes too.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:24:34 2016 No.15042924 [SPOILER]

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>>15042355
Anon, literally every monster pussy in MGQ is better than human pussy and that would translate across MGE and at least some of EMG.

From abomination to best girl.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:24:54 2016 No.15042926

>>15042911
Would never look good. Either the head would be properly shaped and be an abomination or it would be a cute hat and cosplay-tier. Those two are about the only options. You can't get a good distinct hammerhead. Same reason you'll never see a good elephant girl, really.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:25:23 2016 No.15042928 >>15042923 Shut up whore.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:25:24 2016 No.15042930 >>15042919 Let her latch onto your shoulder to keep her tentacles busy, but then she'll start nibbling on your ear instead.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:25:27 2016 No.15042931 >>15042924 I FUCKING HATE ALMA

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:25:41 2016 No.15042932 >>15042891 I wish I could live in a kobold pit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:26:23 2016 No.15042935 File: 83 KB, 632x572, 1438958418197.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15042923

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:26:24 2016 No.15042936 >>15042924 Except Lilim

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:26:36 2016 No.15042937 >>15042923 Even for a chibi character these head-body proportion are absurd. It's like a normal realistic head put on a stickman's body.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:26:39 2016 No.15042939 File: 206 KB, 1100x1700, 1453304072816.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15042891 Helping a kobold be cute enough to win the annual canine monstergirl competition

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:27:25 2016 No.15042942 >>15042924 >literally every monster pussy in MGQ is better than human pussy Holy fuck you're delusional. MGQ girls are trash.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:27:25 2016 No.15042943 >>15042932 I just wish I could live with a loving kobold

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:27:40 2016 No.15042944 File: 887 KB, 1120x1200, 1459580890038.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15042397 Somebody did a decent amount of these. There's a Chun-Li one too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:27:44 2016 No.15042945 >>15042937 I can just see her wobbling back and forth, arms flailing, trying to stay upright with that gigantic head.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:28:33 2016 No.15042946 >>15042842 Community Paladin?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:28:42 2016 No.15042947 >>15042944 What's the point of turning Chun-Li into a monstergirl without any thighs?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:28:48 2016 No.15042948 >>15042944 >Ruining best girl by making her a gross horse. I want the fag who made these to die.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:29:16 2016 No.15042949 File: 12 KB, 251x200, 1428464502061.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15042942 You're both wrong. Granted, there's a lot of shit ones, but there's good ones.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:29:37 2016 No.15042951 File: 678 KB, 1157x877, Too many Cooks.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15042942 We're talking about pussy pleb-prime. As in the part your dick goes into.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:30:11 2016 No.15042958 >>15042936 Lilims a best. Except Mari's OC.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:31:00 2016 No.15042962 >>15042946 Super friendly paladin peace officer that helps humans and monsters alike. Wears a police siren on his helmet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:31:01 2016 No.15042963 >>15042951 I know what you meant, it's still true.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:31:33 2016 No.15042964 >>15042851 Nigger.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:32:31 2016 No.15042969 >>15042958 Then why are they unable to get a guy without throwing a few dozen dark matters into a town first? Even a vanilla succubus can land a guy without first turning him into an incubus.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:32:40 2016 No.15042970 >>15042930 Couldn't you just get her a pacifier like a human kid?

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:33:03 2016 No.15042973
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>>15042948
Anon if you can't love your waifu if she was turned into a Centaur she was never your waifu to begin with.

>>15042963
All right now you're just being delusional.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:33:22 2016 No.15042974 >>15042962 Well he doesn't sound too bad. Is this from a writefag or what?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:34:07 2016 No.15042979 >>15042969 They just do it to help everyone.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:34:31 2016 No.15042981 >>15042969 A Lilim can get a good fuck no problem. The problem is getting a husband that operates on any level beyond 'fuck Lilim and cum lots for her.'

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:36:20 2016 No.15042987 >>15042973 >Ruining Chun's thighs and ass. Fuck off horsefucker.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:36:23 2016 No.15042988
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>>15042974
He's just ancient MGC threadcanon from loads of stories, about the same as other threadcanon characters like Charon. They didn't start in a particular story.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:36:55 2016 No.15042993 >>15042973 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDQF_NNqbJc Your logic is worse than watching a kid with progeria crack every one of his ribs trying to catch a NERF ball

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:38:00 2016 No.15042998

>>15042981
Exactly the point. Even a little Lizardman can manage to find a decent husband, but Lilim are so incompetent at everything they just throw power around and expect it to solve everything. In the end, all they get are some fancy meat-based vibrators, while even the Oomukades and Ant Arachne have loving, devoted husbands.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:40:32 2016 No.15043008 How can you say that you love your waifu if you can't even eat her poop?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:42:27 2016 No.15043018 >>15042993 >worse than watching a kid with progeria crack every one of his ribs trying to catch a NERF ball Col. Gathers pls

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:44:25 2016 No.15043025 >>15042998 I want to be a loving devoted husband for a Lilim!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:46:51 2016 No.15043034 >>15043025 >Lilim They're SHIT.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:48:02 2016 No.15043043 >>15042993 I guess batman taking a suitcase to the back of the head and crashing down from the 4th floor into a poker table is a funny situation.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:48:21 2016 No.15043045
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>>15042998
>Oomukades
Let's not get too crazy here.

If you want to take the entries more literally, I'd guess that most Lilims can't help it. They're so crammed full of power that most people get worked into a frenzy just being in their vicinity. To top it off, they're naturally inclined to turn their surroundings into an eternal orgy, so 'throw charms spells at everything in sight' is probably S.O.P. for them. It'd take a will of titanium to resist their passive magic, convince them to not charm-rape you on the spot, and actually have a meaningful relationship with one.

Tl;DR: Lilims just want love, but all they know is rape.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:49:31 2016 No.15043054 >>15043034 No they aren't.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:49:45 2016 No.15043056 File: 1.19 MB, 2250x1800, 8pHdcZZJAasmHMiIIYnDrVI3F5Hn72dlyu1B6UQ4Rj4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I will never get tired of watching this https://my.mixtape.moe/jdezvk.webm

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:50:02 2016 No.15043060 File: 465 KB, 700x821, He's a big nightmare.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15043034 That's like, your opinion man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:51:00 2016 No.15043066 >>15043054 Yes they are anon! I mean, they're still better then Lolis but they're still shit!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:52:03 2016 No.15043071 >>15043008 How can my waifu say she loves me if she can't even exist?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:52:48 2016 No.15043079 >>15043045 >all they know is rape. So in the "grim" darkness of the far future there is only rape?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:52:49 2016 No.15043080 >>15043056 >Channel surfing and screen scrolling with her tail I don't know why I found that so cute, but I did.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:53:32 2016 No.15043083 >>15043008 But monstergirls don't poop. Their butts are made for anal, and even then, the waste gas they produce just smells like flowers, depending on the girl. Monstergirls are good for the environment.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:54:54 2016 No.15043086 >>15043066 Lilims are okay You on the other hand, are ugly as fuck. Same with your mother.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:57:38 2016 No.15043099 >>15043079 Only paladincucks believe MGE is grimderp. Everyone knows it's a hubox.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:58:27 2016 No.15043105 >>15043099 It's hugdark.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:59:09 2016 No.15043108 >>15043083 I can live with this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:59:34 2016 No.15043110 >>15043105 >hugdark >grimbox

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 22:00:13 2016 No.15043113

>>15043079
Not really. I've always thought of it as almost every girl will at least offer you the opportunity for sex first (How gentle they are when you say yes is another matter), and that they only go to straight to rape if they're either desperate, under some sort of supernatural influence (magic, the moon, venom, etc), or you've managed to make them extremely angry/frustrated.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 22:00:47 2016 No.15043117 >>15043110 http://oglaf.com/battledress/ MURDERFUCKING

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>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 22:02:43 2016 No.15043130 >>15043119 I'm impressed at how elaborately decorated those horns are.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 22:02:49 2016 No.15043131 >>15043119 That poor girl! Her neck must be sore all the time from carrying those things around.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 22:04:10 2016 No.15043135 >>15043083 Monstergirls fart mamonobanana

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 22:06:01 2016 No.15043143 File: 1.89 MB, 5400x3600, 1454682395815.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mature Monster Girls in kimonos are for

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 22:07:16 2016 No.15043147 >>15043143 Getting seduced and fucked by.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 22:07:17 2016 No.15043148 >>15043143 Ignoring.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 22:07:31 2016 No.15043150 >>15043143 Long nights of sensual, slightly experimental loving under the moonlight.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 22:08:28 2016 No.15043157 >>15043143 Snuggling, being seduced by, and for being Onee-samas.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 22:10:34 2016 No.15043168 >>15043143 Going to a festival and kissing while watching the fireworks, and maybe after that some cuddling and a little bit of sex.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 22:11:42 2016 No.15043175 >>15043143 Pulling their obi and unraveling them as an erotic sport.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 22:12:02 2016 No.15043177 >>15043143 getting adopted by, and then having pseudo incestuous sex and cumming inside and impregnating

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 22:14:11 2016 No.15043187 >>15043143 Sexy times and impregnation.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 22:18:22 2016 No.15043208 File: 518 KB, 891x1200, 1460081902502.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15043143 hair brushing

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 22:19:53 2016 No.15043214 >>15041779 You are not doing the "making of" anymore? Also, where is the HD kiki?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 22:19:55 2016 No.15043215 How paradoxical would be to have a motherly onee-san and a clingy imouto at the same time?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 22:21:05 2016 No.15043222 >>15043208 But kejous are for hair pulling and handle bars

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 22:21:17 2016 No.15043224 >>15043214 It's on Enty, just sign up for the 500 yen option on KC's page and you'll get both the making ofs and the full resolutions.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 22:22:17 2016 No.15043227 >>15043224 >paying for things nah, i'll wait for leaks

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 22:23:01 2016 No.15043234 >>15043224 I guess that's a "no".

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 22:23:30 2016 No.15043235 >>15043224 No speaky moon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 22:24:52 2016 No.15043240 File: 164 KB, 906x1334, 1459835469024.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15043215 Nothing out of the ordinary.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 22:31:41 2016 No.15043256

>>15043215
Tell the imouto you like her but she needs to find a man of her own, she can't rely on her older sibling, that's forbidden love.

Then go and ask your Onee-san if you did a good job, receive headpats, and if she asks you to remove pants do it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 22:32:55 2016 No.15043260 >>15043240 I want to be a rough bara Paladin with a loli that barely reaches to my chest taking care of me and spoiling me like if i was a little child.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 22:35:45 2016 No.15043271 >>15043208 I want to compliment a Kejourou with genuine sincerity. They're just too cute.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 22:39:37 2016 No.15043279
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>>15043177
>Get adopted by a nippon monstergirl
>she raises you like a doting mother
>Also subversively plants lewd thoughts in your head
>Accidental peeks at her, subtle double entendres, talking about about children and sex
>All to have you constantly thinking about her
>You get off to thoughts of her, but hate yourself for thinking about your 'mother' like that
>On your eighteenth birthday, she springs her trap
>She takes you down to the local town festival
>She's dressed in her most elegant kimono and looks beautiful in her make-up
>She also gets slightly more over in her teasing
>She hangs off you all day, making sure you keep eyeing her u and thinking of her
>Walk back to the house in the dark, alone and quiet
>She gently guides you to her room, distracting you with small talk
>Her room is lit only by moonlight from the window and a myriad of candles around the room
>All meant to accenntuate her features
>She sits down on the bed, leaning into you, speaking in that soft, sensual tone
>You lose control and kiss her deeply
>When you come away, you're shocked at your actions
>You apologize furiously, ashamed of having such indecent thoughts about your mother
>She places a hand on your sheek turning yout to face her
>She's got that loving look on her face, underscored by her own lust
>She comforts you, tells you it's okay to feel this way
>She says it's only natural for a boy to love his mother, and that this is the purest expression of that love
>She feigns innocence as she lays you down on the bed, embracing you, pulling you into another kiss
>She gives you little nudges, guiding your hand to undo her kimono
>She breaks the kiss and leans up atop you, her robe falling away as she rises
>The moon and candles play off her features, dancing across her flawless skin, her eyes glittering like gemstones
>You can't restrain yourself anymore and throw yourself atop her
>The two of you lose yourself in carnal bliss, drowning yourselves in a night of forbidden love
>Your 'mother' plays the part of a meek woman, but she is in total control
>She's spent years building up to this and she was going to enjoy it
>every gesture, every comment, perfectly orchestrated to have you ravish her
>She subtlely guides you along every inch of her body that night, fulfilling both of your deepest fantasies
>You fill her with load after load, claiming your mother's womb as your own
>Finally spent, the two of you collapse onto the bed, holding each other close
>She strokes your hair, letting out a small laugh
>'Hmhmm, we belong to each other now, sweetie. Don't worry, Mother will always love her darling boy.'
>She plant a soft kiss on your forehead as you drift off to sleep in her arms

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 22:44:23 2016 No.15043302 File: 119 KB, 759x1000, 1453959031822.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15043279 >Jabbermom husbando husbandry I approve wholeheartedly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 22:45:56 2016 No.15043310 >>15042760 Now that's the life I could use, simple yet very satisfying.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 22:47:18 2016 No.15043321 >>15043143 >>15043177 >>15043279 >>15043302 I want to sit on my nippon Jabbermom's lap! I want her to stroke my air with her long claws and subtly give me lewd thoughts!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 22:47:35 2016 No.15043322 Would you have anal sex with a smug monoeye?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 22:47:40 2016 No.15043324 >>15043279 >>15043302 >tfw no jabbermom to smother you with her breast. Why cruel universe?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 22:48:18 2016 No.15043326 >>15043322 we'll see how smug she is after I get cum in her eye!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 22:48:51 2016 No.15043327 >>15043322 Is there enough cushion for the pushin?

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 22:50:51 2016 No.15043331
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>>15043324
I'd rather her thighs personally. You can use them as a seat on her lap, as a pillow for her head, or something to fuck when she pulls you into her bedroom for stress relief.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 22:51:47 2016 No.15043336 File: 495 KB, 625x1000, 1237322.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15043143 I don't know but we need more of them

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 22:53:39 2016 No.15043344 File: 705 KB, 205x258, Shantae Arachne Form Idle.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am so looking forward to this game.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 22:53:43 2016 No.15043345 >>15043336 >being adopted by a ryu Oh yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 22:53:50 2016 No.15043347 >>15043143 >>15043279 >>15043302 >>15043331 I'm so happy that none of these Wockies have that stupid brooch, I can finally rest in peace.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 22:55:15 2016 No.15043352

>>15043336
I can't help but admire how nice of a design that Ryu has. I should probably get around to reading the story she's from at some point too.
>>15043344
I can't wait for the porn it'll, especially if the nip responsible for the most recent CG set produces more.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 22:56:28 2016 No.15043358 >>15043352 the porn it'll give rise to*

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 22:58:08 2016 No.15043360 >>15043336 I absolutely love her look in that pic, along with that seductive look on her face.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 22:58:37 2016 No.15043361

>>15043352
She's from a story? Link?

>>15043345
>You'll never be the single boy adopted by a Ryu who turned her shrine into an orphanage
>You'll never grow up with tons of monstergirl "sisters" and the most beautiful MG of all as your mother
>You'll never have your pick of them and become a man with them

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 22:58:50 2016 No.15043362 >>15043352 You speak as if there isn't already an ass-load of porn out there for Shantae One of my favorite gifs: http://imgur.com/4b3IfLo

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 22:59:45 2016 No.15043364 >>15043352 >nip responsible for the most recent CG set produces more. care to expand on that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:00:16 2016 No.15043366 >>15043361 >>15043352 As the guy who wrote said story, I'd recommend waiting until I finish revising it. Much more Ara~ and healing that way. The wiki contest's word limit really put a damper on it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:01:05 2016 No.15043370 Which nip mamono would make the best mom? I'd say a kitsune, with nine tails

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:01:20 2016 No.15043372 >>15043366 >Word limit I can understand a minimum, but a limit on the number of words? That's just stupid.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:01:38 2016 No.15043374 >>15043364 tsukiwani

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:01:58 2016 No.15043377 >>15043372 I didn't feel like read 50 novels.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:04:39 2016 No.15043382 >>15043366 I'm gonna forget about it if I don't get a link to it right now, I honestly just ctrl + f a few keywords in these threads and I only stumbled across this by accident.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:06:33 2016 No.15043386 >>15043366 I'll take you up on that. >>15043370 Agreed. Especially if they foresee your birth.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:07:38 2016 No.15043388 >>15043143 >>15043279 What's a brown British Monster Girl doing in a Japanese country anyways?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:09:59 2016 No.15043398 >>15043388 Occupation after the second mamomo war where they dropped two dark matters on zipanguese cities.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:11:13 2016 No.15043401 >>15043386 And nine fluffy tails to cradle you in, and powerful magic to protect you from bullies

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:11:29 2016 No.15043402 >>15043388 Insert the monstergirl of your choice then. I intentionally left the mother's species ambiguous for that. I just happened to have a Jabberwock in a kimono to complement the original poster.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:15:13 2016 No.15043416 >>15043402 >No spooky Onryo motheru

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:20:15 2016 No.15043436

>>15043401
>Bully tries punching you in the nose
>They feel it instead
>One tries to kick you in the jewels
>Doubles over in pain
>You're untouchable, and people just hurt themselves if they try
>But you feel it if you try to hurt anybody
>Can't have her son grow up being cruel after all

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:20:24 2016 No.15043438

>>15043402
I wasn't saying it was a bad thing, I was just pointing out how bizarre it is.

Then again, I guess Wonderland girls are bizarre, I wouldn't be surprised if they just randomly popped up in some cultures. A Cheshire Amazon, an undersea Mad Hatter, an Egyptian Alice, etc.

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Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:33:07 2016 No.15043475
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>>15043401
>>15043436
>other hussies try to make a move on her beloved son (future husband)
>she simply stares them down with her razor sharp teeth bared, sometimes drawing blood on the corner of her lips out of sheer fury

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:33:14 2016 No.15043476 File: 1.21 MB, 1414x2000, a happy family.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15043436 what would having a fluffy tail for a mom be like?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:33:43 2016 No.15043478 File: 2.14 MB, 640x360, kagerou daze.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never wife a monster girl who is the only one of her kind

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:34:52 2016 No.15043483 >>15043440 This is improper, squirrel lady.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:37:01 2016 No.15043489 >>15043478 >you will never make daughters so her kind never dies out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:40:10 2016 No.15043497 >>15043476 Very very comfy. Lots of cuddling. You can play hide and seek and win by hiding in her fluffy tails, as long as she isn't playing. Attempts to set you up with your three hundred year old aunt that has never had a successful date.

Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:40:24 2016 No.15043498
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>>15043478
Isn't that literally the case for Fire Emblem Awakening?

>not breeding doggystyle with literally the last monster girl on earth and have yourself a monster son and a monster daughteru

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:41:10 2016 No.15043503 >>15043498 >monster son >>>/lgbt/

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:41:15 2016 No.15043504 >>15043498 >a monster son naah

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:43:21 2016 No.15043515 >>15043503 It's a reference to the game anon, calm your ass down. Though Monsterboys are shit and shouldn't be mentioned. Panne was my third pick for my character's waifu, but I ended up going with Lucina instead.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:43:33 2016 No.15043516 >>15043498 /feg/ pls go

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:43:49 2016 No.15043518 >>15043503 wow, such trigger She will always have a son regardless of who she marries, but if you want her to have a daughter, you have to fuck her instead of letting her fuck someone else

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:44:12 2016 No.15043519 >>15043503 Eat shit fucko Scalia is kill eternal summer tier

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:44:20 2016 No.15043520 >>15043497 >Attempts to set you up with your three hundred year old aunt that has never had a successful date. But why would she want to give her cute son to a loose and improper inari like her? The only one who gets to see you naked is kitsune mom

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:45:44 2016 No.15043527 >>15043498 Rawqrararawg! That's Dragon for >Monster son

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:46:11 2016 No.15043529 >>15043498 "Last" implies that others existed at some point.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:48:24 2016 No.15043535 >>15043529 That girl in the picture? Yeah, people hunted her kind to near extinction because they're assholes. Mankind in the Fire Emblem universe pretty much wiped out catgirls anon, how does that make you feel?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:48:38 2016 No.15043537 >>15043518 Not him, but you remind me of that ex-Monmusu threadgoer from the last thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:49:11 2016 No.15043539 >>15043520 To show you that every other woman out there is horrible, and you should date mother. Now let her wash your back for you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:50:09 2016 No.15043545 >>15043529 Correct. There used to be a population of monster people, but Fire Emblem universe humans are watered-down 40k space marines.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:51:00 2016 No.15043548 >>15043535 If I wanted to play race war simulator 2016 I'd go talk to my unholy Frankenstein of /r9k/, /v/, and /pol/ of a 'friend.' In short, time to start increasing the biodiversity.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:51:19 2016 No.15043551 >>15043520 >>15043539 Come on, Auntie isn't that bad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:51:45 2016 No.15043553 >All these surprise boxes

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:52:22 2016 No.15043556 >>15043548 It happened in the background anon, not during the actual game.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:53:57 2016 No.15043559 File: 889 KB, 1000x1100, 1460087637495.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15043553 BOO

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:55:26 2016 No.15043564 File: 173 KB, 1000x1000, e58ebcfeff507ecccfb239ab51972337.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15043551 She's rather creepy though. She just creeps around her shrine and surprises people that don't hear her coming.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:56:01 2016 No.15043565 >>15043559 Don't spook me like that

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:56:07 2016 No.15043566 >>15043551 Auntie is lewd and immature, unlike your mom. And she only has six tails, obviously inferior

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:59:58 2016 No.15043578 >>15043564 And she spends most of the day in her shrine on her computer or watching TV, what a dork

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 00:00:00 2016 No.15043579

>>15043551
>>15043564
>>15043566
Look, sure Auntie Inari is lewd, and immature, and lacks social skills, and has a bit of a weight problem, and drinks sake too much, and doesn't know how to properly smoke a pipe yet and the one time she tried nearly burned off her tail, and doesn't have any real experience with boys, and her hair is messy, and her tail fur is unbrushed and full of knots...

But she's still your Auntie! You should give her a chance. Family comes first.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 00:03:47 2016 No.15043591 >>15043566 >>15043578 >>15043564 >>15043539 >Ragging on your sister like that Foxmum sure sounds like a right cunt. I would prefer a laid back kind of confidence that her son would assuredly chose her, not this desperate backbiting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 00:04:17 2016 No.15043595 >>15043578 Her best friends are children! She watches cartoons with them and sends them on snack runs!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 00:05:04 2016 No.15043599 >>15043579 I would! But I'd need to see what my Aunty is into before we do anything though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 00:10:28 2016 No.15043612 >>15043591 She never forgot the time her sister stole her favorite dress.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 00:11:23 2016 No.15043617 >>15043579 Anon that's not fair. I can't be expected to choose between two now. Why would you do this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 00:12:48 2016 No.15043619 >>15043579 >Doesn't have any real experience with boys >Hair is messy >Tail fur is unbrushed and full of knots Sounds like I have a lot of work to do.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 00:12:59 2016 No.15043622 >>15043579 That's Good she doesn't know how to smoke, smoke is disgusting and a waste of her money. Plus due to the fact she's barely smoked, she looks far more beautiful and happier in general.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 00:14:12 2016 No.15043627 >>15043579 Don''t wanna.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 00:17:16 2016 No.15043635 >>15043612 Petty

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 00:17:52 2016 No.15043637

>>15043599
That's what you test the waters with, experiment, do a little reconnaissance. Is Auntie a dom, or a sub? What kind of fetishes click her clock, whats her ideal man? A little boy to spoil, a man to sweep her off her feet, or a close friend to confide with?

>>15043617
This is what you were born to do though Anon, pleasure single old fox girls.

>>15043619
You better get started, and keep up the work! Even just a day of being left alone and she'll revert back to her old NEET self.

>>15043622
Anon, all the other Shrine goddesses know how to smoke a pipe properly and look both mature and alluring. She looks goofy without it, and all the other foxes laugh at her. That's when she busts out the cheap sake, ice cream and mecha anime on her TV to drown out her tears.

>>15043627
You must, otherwise your Auntie Inari will be single, alone, and a virgin for another 100 years!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 00:17:59 2016 No.15043638 File: 229 KB, 444x431, 1444341791367.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15043619 >Tail fur is unbrushed and full of knots What self-respecting fox would neglect proper tail care?!

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 00:18:46 2016 No.15043641

I want to introduce MG's to the wonderful world of marijuana.
I want to start a hemp empire with my tanuki waifu.
I want to found my own city, known the world over for having the finest dank.
I want the seedy smoking dens of my city to be the stuff of legend.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 00:20:02 2016 No.15043643 >>15043637 >This is what you were born to do though Anon, pleasure single old fox girls. How many though? Both?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 00:20:26 2016 No.15043646 >>15043591 Fox mom just wants to make sure that her son picks the right woman. Her. Yandere fox mom is best mom?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 00:21:02 2016 No.15043649 >>15043637 >You must, otherwise your Auntie Inari will be single, alone, and a virgin for another 100 years! That's her problem. All the other Fox Goddesses have no trouble getting laid, so it should be easy for her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 00:21:03 2016 No.15043650 >>15043646 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 00:22:28 2016 No.15043655 Give me a monstergirl with EVERYTHING

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 00:22:35 2016 No.15043656 >>15043638 Apparently one without a man to tell her to get her shit together. Nothing several gallons of shampoo and conditioner, along with a good brushing, won't fix though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 00:23:45 2016 No.15043659 >>15043637 Exactly, I'm going to see what shes into and if she wants a guy to 'have' or if she just needs a friend.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 00:25:37 2016 No.15043666 File: 934 KB, 1300x1200, 46301222_p6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15043655 Sometimes simplicity is a blessing.

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 00:26:10 2016 No.15043668

>>15043637
But she doesn't need a pipe to look good Auntie Inari looks good and better without it, plus compared to my mom she looks in better health. Also if anyone insults my sweet and nerdy aunt, I'll just comfort her with cuddle sessions as she cry's into my shoulder, meanwhile I'll be there to tell her to ignore all those foxes for I think she more alluring and far sweeter than them. I will be there always to comfort her and give her all my love, so that she knows that I only have eyes for her and that cuddling with one another while watching anime together is one of my favorite things to do with her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 00:26:23 2016 No.15043669 I'm sure that Auntie Inari wouldn't mind sharing you, but would foxmom want to share her cute son with a slacker like her?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 00:26:28 2016 No.15043670 >>15043666 Satan-chan, who is this Asylum Demon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 00:27:14 2016 No.15043671 >>15043637 >Mech Anime Time to bond over Megas.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 00:28:29 2016 No.15043672 >>15043671 Speaking of mech anime, I've got Gundam Origins on my shelf. Which species of daughteru would like reading it the best?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 00:30:19 2016 No.15043676 >>15043672 Wurms, liches, witches, and anything interested in science. Wyverns would be good too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 00:31:51 2016 No.15043681 File: 298 KB, 1000x1000, 1435647788980.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15043676 >But why does Red Comet move faster? There's no logical reason for this!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 00:33:55 2016 No.15043686 >>15043681 >He's red. >"But that doesn't make sense! A color doesn't make you faster!" >You've never met an orc have you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 00:34:36 2016 No.15043689 >>15043681 >Orc who lives next door knocks on the wall >"Cuz da red ones is fastah!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 00:37:25 2016 No.15043696 File: 1000 KB, 500x281, blush sweat.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15043668 What if foxmom catches you and yells at her sister for stealing her son from her?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 00:39:46 2016 No.15043708 >>15043696 I'm sure he wouldn't mind his mother sitting with them and watching.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 00:39:50 2016 No.15043710 >>15043689 An orc lives next door? Shit. Well, I'll be back in a few, gonna need to buy a few dozen gallons of purple and orange paint.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 00:42:20 2016 No.15043715 >>15043710 What do those colors do?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 00:43:09 2016 No.15043720 Are there any milf fox stories?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 00:43:42 2016 No.15043722 >>15043715 Well, purple is the stealthiest color for one. Never seen an orc painted purple now have you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 00:44:30 2016 No.15043723 >>15043715 They make you right SNEAKY. And if you ask, how? Simple. You've never seen an orc done up in purple and orange, have you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 00:45:19 2016 No.15043726 >>15043722 >>15043723 My god, you're right. There could be an orc in my room waiting to jump my bones right now!

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 00:46:11 2016 No.15043731

>>15043696
Why would I be caught, I chose Auntie Inari of my own free will over her due to the fact we get along better and share more passions with one another. I'd say to her that I'm having a fun time cuddling with Auntie and that I'm showing her the kindness and love she deserves but up until now hadn't yet received. Plus seeing Auntie smile at having someone love her for her looks and personality is worth seeing every day and watching anime together has really helped our relationship bond grow strong and close.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 00:46:31 2016 No.15043735 File: 792 KB, 1500x2174, kagerou daze 2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you a monster girl even if society was against it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 00:47:26 2016 No.15043737 >>15043726 >Oy 'umie! Leave the lights on! >I can't see yah if its dark.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 00:48:11 2016 No.15043738 I want to motorboat and MG's butt.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 00:49:18 2016 No.15043747 >>15043726 It's more like, if you can't see one, there's one hidden. If you CAN see one, there's one more hidden.

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 00:50:14 2016 No.15043748

>>15043708
Exactly, all three of us can watch anime together and grow closer because of it. This will also help both my mom and auntie to reunite and make up past grievances, meanwhile I am the glue to help them be happier. Plus its a great way for me to learn about both of them and show them that both of them can be equally loved as much as the other, for each has traits I like and a three way cuddle while watching anime will surely help put them in the happiest mood ever.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 00:50:54 2016 No.15043751 >>15043747 Pls no

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 00:51:05 2016 No.15043752 >>15043748 At least until the super/real fights break out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 00:53:47 2016 No.15043760 All I know is that I want to wake up wrapped up in my kitsune waifu's tails while she uses me as a living body pillow. Is that really so much to ask?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 00:55:04 2016 No.15043764 >>15043751 Don't worry, as long as you don't point them out, they won't do anything. They're being sneaky, after all, and the entire point of being sneaky is not being noticed.

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 00:56:39 2016 No.15043770

>>15043752
Well then I'd just have to break up the fights then, after all they would want me the guy they both love to cry at seeing them hurt one another or become scared of them. I'd get in between them and tell them to please not fight, instead why don't we snuggle under the coziness that is both their tails. I just want the fights to end and to show them their both great and that I love them both, also that that the next episode of our show is about to come on so let's just sit down to enjoy it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 00:57:35 2016 No.15043773 >>15043764 Maybe they should watch Monty Python's 'How not to be seen' sketch.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 00:58:44 2016 No.15043776 >>15043770 >>15043770 Sounds comfy. A pair of fox twins would be lovely things to cuddle with

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 01:02:41 2016 No.15043787 You can have your amazingly complex relationship gambits and ara ara mofu mofu. I just want to wake up from a bizarrely pleasant nightmare to a bizarrely pleasant nightmare.

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 01:04:27 2016 No.15043795

>>15043776
It is for you don't even require a blanket, for mom and auntie can just use their tails to keep me warm, safe, and cozy as can be. Plus you can scratch their cute ears with each of your hands, making it so everyone get's an equal amount of love and makes them feel cozy as well. Also they enjoy nuzzling me saying how cute I am and how happy they are to both share in this quiet yet intimate sessions, for all three of us agree our cuddle session are our favorites.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 01:08:59 2016 No.15043808 >>15043787 My nigga, what would you do when she gets all flustered upon realizing you're awake?

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Anonymous Fri Apr 8 01:11:57 2016 No.15043825
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>Paper due at midnight
>Assigned two weeks ago
>Start at 9 PM
>Finish at 11:55
>Turn it in at exactly 11:59

Why am I allowed to get away with this? Why do I keep doing it? I think I'm mentally ill. I need a kiki to stop this behavior.

Seriously, one look like this and I'd get my shit straight.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 01:12:41 2016 No.15043826 >>15043817 She's so soft! Source!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 01:13:43 2016 No.15043830 >>15043817 Who's this cute Succubus and what has brought her over to my house, did she want to come visit and sow off her lovely looking lingerie just for me?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 01:14:51 2016 No.15043836 >>15043825 I've got a paper due on the 18th. At the moment it's 60% quotes. A kiki is useless when it comes to academics. Get a scheduledog.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 01:15:28 2016 No.15043840 >>15043825 That look is bad, but imagine a crying Kiki? Imagine if you made yours cry? I think you'd instantly regret whatever you did for the rest of your life and make sure to rectify the situation ASAP.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 01:15:53 2016 No.15043841 File: 159 KB, 469x766, Newtype Sex.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Which monster waifu is capable of letting her husbando enjoy Newtype sex?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 01:16:28 2016 No.15043845 >>15043836 >60% quotes. What, how?

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 01:16:38 2016 No.15043848

>>15043808
Make breakfast, of course. Wearing only an apron.

Then, a rousing morning stretch regimen, followed by a good ol' fashioned pair run, leading up to a shared shower. Nothing will happen of course, unless she instigates it, and she knows it. I can only imagine how she would take out her frustrations come dreamtime.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 01:17:55 2016 No.15043853 >>15043845 It's just three pages at the moment so it's not like it's going to stay that way. The Gulag Archipelago is a long-ass book, lots of quotes can be taken from it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 01:19:16 2016 No.15043862 >>15043853 How long does it have to be? Also, based Solzhenitsyn.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 01:19:36 2016 No.15043865 >>15043817 I'm fondling her belly and no one can stop me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 01:21:01 2016 No.15043872 >>15043862 7 pages minimum, but I think I'll go above that. >based Solzehnitsyn Indeed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 01:22:28 2016 No.15043880 >>15043865 Not if I fondle it and give her snacks first

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 01:23:19 2016 No.15043882 >>15043880 Too late! I've already got snacks for her and am in the process of fondling her!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 01:24:32 2016 No.15043886 >>15043848 Nice, not the route I'd go down but it sounds equally as fun and leads to the same end.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 01:27:04 2016 No.15043892 >>15043886 >route What would your plan be?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 01:44:04 2016 No.15043931 >>15043825 >Finish paper with a two week timeline in 3 hours Either that paper was way too easy and didn't need a two week deadline, or you just did a very shit paper. Haku-sensei is going to keep you after class.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 01:46:09 2016 No.15043939 File: 154 KB, 786x1017, 1426008972227.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anyone else smell a hint cinnamon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 01:47:40 2016 No.15043944 >>15043939 I can't see why shotas like her

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 01:48:32 2016 No.15043947 >>15043944 Shotas like her?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 01:49:20 2016 No.15043950 >>15043939 Is that a Sandworm hopped up on pleasure runes?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 01:50:37 2016 No.15043954 >>15043939 I do in fact, is it homemade apple pie she made for us to share on our first date?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 01:52:07 2016 No.15043958 What would monster girls call human girls as a derogatory term?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 01:52:14 2016 No.15043960 >>15043947 >>15043944 It's because of the cinnamon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 01:52:59 2016 No.15043965 >>15043958 shit-dick mcgee

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 01:53:10 2016 No.15043966 >>15043950 Can someone elaborate on pleasure runes? I've never read the universe's extraneous material.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 01:53:16 2016 No.15043967 >>15043958 Normalcunts

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 01:54:28 2016 No.15043972 >>15043944 >>15043960 Goddammit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 01:55:30 2016 No.15043977 File: 211 KB, 803x789, 1460094930921.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15043966 I think they're just tattoos that make the person's body more sensitive, especially where the rune is put. And guess who is covered in them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 01:55:54 2016 No.15043979 File: 1.42 MB, 1254x1771, 1460089487474.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] reminder that braids and tomboys DO mix.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 01:56:44 2016 No.15043984 >>15043979 I see one but not the other.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:01:18 2016 No.15044003 >>15043984 then you are stupid or going blind.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:02:42 2016 No.15044006 >>15044003 I see braids. I don't see anything tomboyish.

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:05:32 2016 No.15044025
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>>15044006
That character he posted is literally the archetypal Tomboy.

>Tomboyishness is defined by what people wear

seriously nigger?

How the fuck have you never played/watched Steins;Gate?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:07:11 2016 No.15044035 >>15044025 Not him but my friend tried to get me to watch that and I dropped it in the first episode because I was not willing to put up with that one girl who makes that fucking noise all the damn time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:07:22 2016 No.15044036 >>15044025 I've read the manga version, didn't recognize the character. I don't understand why you're so upset I'm not interested in your non-MG waifu. Delete your images already.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:09:13 2016 No.15044048 >>15044035 Tu Tu Tu Ru! Mayushi desu!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:09:42 2016 No.15044051 >>15044036 your post just seems like damage control TBQH.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:10:36 2016 No.15044057 >>15044051 >damage control But I just told you I didn't recognize the character. She's still not a Monster Girl, why did you take two images for her? Please don't be an asshat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:10:47 2016 No.15044058 >>15044036 I won't, just because you decided to be a cunt, even though I was originally planning on doing it. Enjoy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:11:24 2016 No.15044064 >>15044048 I fucking hate you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:13:00 2016 No.15044070 >>15044057 I took one, someone else took the other. She's a really popular character.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:14:37 2016 No.15044076 >>15044048 one too many "tu's

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:15:51 2016 No.15044079 >>15044076 Well, it has been a while.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:18:34 2016 No.15044086 File: 195 KB, 850x490, 14a6c471a2a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Which monster girl would Villetta Nu be?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:19:23 2016 No.15044088 File: 132 KB, 400x434, 1379003052148.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15044086 Kinda looks like a Dark Elf.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:19:25 2016 No.15044089 >>15044035 https://soundcloud.com/matrixmariox/tutturu

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:19:28 2016 No.15044090 >>15044086 Lamia. Dark skin and silver hair automatically qualify.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:20:52 2016 No.15044097 >>15044086 Going to go Dark Elf. I think she even had a riding crop at some point. Top tier girl.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:21:13 2016 No.15044099 >>15044086 Nereid.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:21:26 2016 No.15044101 File: 2.40 MB, 1353x1920, 1421403583936.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15044086 Come on, man. That's not even a challenge. >Dark elf with a thing for military uniforms >Give her a bop on the head and she goes dere-dere submisive

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:22:11 2016 No.15044103 >>15044086 Look at that ass

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:24:22 2016 No.15044115 File: 358 KB, 800x793, elf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Everyone realizes that white hair+brown skin is part of the holy trinity of combos along with black hair+pale skin, and white hair+pale skin, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:25:52 2016 No.15044118 >>15044115 Brown skin, white hair and green eyes is my fetish.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:26:07 2016 No.15044119 File: 63 KB, 576x1012, Fasalina.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15044090 Actually, if we're making monstergirls out of noodle people, this girl would be a lamia.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:26:53 2016 No.15044123 File: 351 KB, 628x773, Anubis in a Hood.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15044115 Of course. White Hair + Brown Skin + Red Eyes is GOAT. Just btw. Pic sadly not 100% related.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:26:55 2016 No.15044124 >>15044118 My actual brother, holy shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:27:50 2016 No.15044127 File: 1.16 MB, 1500x1179, 1450349272441.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15044115 White/silver hair, brown skin, and then red/gold eyes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:28:28 2016 No.15044129 >>15044115 >>15044118 >>15044123 What about Brown skin and a not white but still pale color? Like silver, lavendar, or etc?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:29:37 2016 No.15044132 >>15044129 As long as it's a light, neutral color I'm okay with it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:30:45 2016 No.15044137 >>15044129 >>15044132 yes. light colored hair is the key.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:31:01 2016 No.15044138 >>15044129 Silver works. Purple/lavender are usually good for clothing, along with black, white, and gold. Honestly, if I could put her amnesiac personality into her military unifrom, I'd breed with Viletta until I could no longer walk.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:31:16 2016 No.15044140 >>15044086 Better question is who Kallen would be, my guess is salamander, and would Fresh Squeezed LOYALTY be swimming in pussy?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:31:26 2016 No.15044144 >>15044129 I have a pic of pale-turquoise hair, but not MG-related, so... But yes, that works.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:32:42 2016 No.15044150 >Autist throws hissy-fit over single tangentially related post >Cause more non-related images to get posted in defiance >Like 20 more images get posted in mere minutes I think we've all learned out lesson about being bossy autists, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:33:04 2016 No.15044152 >>15044140 He gets to retire on a farm with some kuudere loli...I dunno, what would Anya be? And yes Kallen would be a Salamander.

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:33:13 2016 No.15044153

>>15043966
>These are the magical seals that the succubus (p.8) and dark priest (p. 206) featured in this book engrave into their bodies. These exponentially amplify the pleasure received by the target with the runes engraved on her flesh, so they're mainly used by confident and highly capable monsters to enhance personal enjoyment of sex. A distinctive feature is that the increase in pleasure corresponds with the size of the area of the monster's body that is engraved with runes. The size used by the succubi is typical, and allows them to function in daily life and have sex normally, while enabling them to experience even greater pleasure. Those which cover half their body in runes, like the dark angel, do so because they have all but entirely abandoned daily life, being constantly engaged in sex. Monsters with that many runes experience sexual pleasure just from being patted on the head by a man, and stimulation of their ordinary erogenous zones fills their heads with a dizzying ecstasy. There probably isn't anyone willing to try it, but if one were to cover her entire body in runes, the pleasure would be so overwhelming that she'd almost climax just from a simple touch, to the extent that everything else but pleasure would be erased from her mind in that moment. Essentially, since demonic energy is needed to use them, they can only be used by monsters, and they're only engraved into the bodies of monsters. A human woman wouldn't be able to stand the pleasure induced by the runes, rather, the power and pleasure of a rune would cause her to transform into a crazed monster who thinks only of pleasure in the middle of the engraving process.
>“We've made a recent advancement that allows us to also embroider runes into clothing and still retain the full effects. Those with a childish, sensitive body like me don't have a lot of excessive extra flesh, unlike some others. Even without it, we can still have lots of fun with elder brother. It's something I have no use for. What? ‘Say that after finding a partner?’ Bite me!”

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:33:29 2016 No.15044154 >>15044129 Like >>15043143? How about two-toned hair with brown skin?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:35:03 2016 No.15044161 >>15044153 Hah! Fucking lolishit getting blown out at the end.

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:35:26 2016 No.15044162

>>15044153
>Those with a childish, sensitive body like me don't have a lot of excessive extra flesh, unlike some others. Even without it, we can still have lots of fun with elder brother. It's something I have no use for. What? ‘Say that after finding a partner?’ Bite me!”

Oh Sabbath, you so wacky.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:36:43 2016 No.15044168 >>15044153 >Monsters with that many runes experience sexual pleasure just from being patted on the head by a man >Headpats deliberately referenced as a sexual activity Why does this not come up more often?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:37:10 2016 No.15044171 >>15044086 Better question is if Kallen is a Salamander and if FRESH SQUEEZED LOYALTY is swimming in monster girl pussy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:37:59 2016 No.15044175 >>15044150 But there's only 2 images that were unrelated, and whatever fit there was is over, why are you trying to start shit again?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:38:28 2016 No.15044176 >>15044171 Why are you repeating this question without the spoiler tags?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:38:48 2016 No.15044178 >>15044152 Mantis. I'm going with mantis.

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:41:11 2016 No.15044186
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I'm going to bed. In the mean time, I would appreciate if you guys would look after this dragon for me. She's very excitable right now because it's that time of the year. Just keep her safe and happy until the morning.

The text between her legs on the size chart reads 'Virgin'. Have fun.~

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:42:33 2016 No.15044189 >>15044186 What time of the year?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:43:07 2016 No.15044191 >>15044176 Sorry about that. Computer had a series of crashes and I didn't think that the first one took.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:45:12 2016 No.15044201 >>15044178 >Pink-haired Mantis Orange Farmer Hmm...yeah, that sounds good.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:45:54 2016 No.15044206 File: 671 KB, 1000x1097, 1450028607763.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15044189 You know. THAT time of year. Don't say it out loud. she gets riled up when she hears that word.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:46:28 2016 No.15044208 >>15044201 He got the best end. Ougi needs to take a long trip down an elevator shaft.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:47:23 2016 No.15044210 >>15044206 What time comes after Easter? Lent? No, not lent. Uhh, Mardi gras?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:48:03 2016 No.15044212 >>15044206 You lost me. Is it spring?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:49:39 2016 No.15044217 I want to tell a loli dragon that it's not rape if the man is bigger than you

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:50:14 2016 No.15044222 >>15044175 The Villeta thing was unrelated and seemed like a response to the fag complaining.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:50:28 2016 No.15044223 >>15044217 That sounds like the definition of such.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:52:30 2016 No.15044228 >>15044222 >someone post a pic of a delicious brown girl asking what MG she'd be >everyone embraces the topic Again. WHY are you trying to start shit? Are you the Steins;Gate guy?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:56:16 2016 No.15044234 >>15044217 The funny part is that you think you have an advantage over her just because you're bigger.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:57:09 2016 No.15044235 >>15044208 >He got the best end. That is what LOYALTY deserves. >Spoiler And in the perfect portrayal of the exact opposite... Seriously, for all the praising of Villeta earlier, she's got shit-taste in guys.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:58:02 2016 No.15044238 >>15044228 No, I'm not that guy. I just love seeing bossy-fags trying to get people to do things only to have it blow up in their faces and make the situation worse.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 02:58:27 2016 No.15044240 >>15044210 >Lent I'm now reminded of the sex-montage in Deadpool.

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 03:00:34 2016 No.15044247

>>15044235
God damn.
I remember we he first came back.

I mean, he'd been entertaining as a villain before that but THAT return and his character arc in season two.

Best character by far.

And yes, Villeta has terrible taste in men.
Although I would 100% tap the Britannian officer.

Cornelia too.
She's one I can't place.

Maybe a valkryie.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 03:03:12 2016 No.15044254 >>15044123 So basically an ishvalan MG. It really is the best.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 03:04:45 2016 No.15044256 >>15044254 So scar as a monster girl? Cute but we may want to hide the girls doing alchemy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 03:05:59 2016 No.15044264 >>15044256 I guess. Doesn't necessarily have to be Scar, just has to have brown skin, red eyes and white hair.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 03:07:09 2016 No.15044267 >>15044264 Also reminds me of a certain lewd homonculous from a mediocre series.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 03:07:57 2016 No.15044270 >>15044238 >this shitstorm is over but I want it back No.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 03:08:58 2016 No.15044273 >>15044240 Greatest love story ever told. This year. Happy Women's Day

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 03:10:30 2016 No.15044277 File: 904 KB, 1000x914, 0e222fe00c966fb2f75192ec70303173.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What a nice thight.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 03:11:38 2016 No.15044284 >>15044186 >that time of the year Girls with a breeding season when? >she forces herself into bored sex for your sake >then during that time of the year she rapes you non-stop for a week How many different twisted ahegaos would she have for this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 03:12:38 2016 No.15044287 >>15044277 That is a chubby onee-chan.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 03:13:13 2016 No.15044292 File: 92 KB, 742x1024, 1455741667826.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15044270 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 03:13:31 2016 No.15044293 >>15044287 Yeah, got anymore chubby oneechans? They're the best ones.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 03:14:51 2016 No.15044297 >>15044292 I said no and I mean no, respect my authoritah!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 03:15:25 2016 No.15044299 File: 277 KB, 1292x1400, 1459632486360.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15044293 Here's a good one but I think she's a chubby human onee-chan

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 03:16:20 2016 No.15044303 >>15044299 Well, she's going to be a pregnant one in a bit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 03:16:26 2016 No.15044304 >>15044299 >human A-are we being invaded?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 03:18:25 2016 No.15044308 >>15044304 She might be some sort of paladin. I'd love to hotdog a chubby former paladin onee-chan.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 03:20:00 2016 No.15044310 File: 1.36 MB, 1000x700, 1450737350186.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15044303 And then there's this curvy lizard onee-chan. I don't have any chubby lizard onee-chans, though. It's very sad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 03:21:29 2016 No.15044316 File: 62 KB, 1226x569, Komodo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15044310 Reposting Komodo nee-san for your benefit and pleasure.

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 03:22:43 2016 No.15044319

>>15044308
Too true.
I'd even try to get her in that old plate of her so she could show it off. even if it's a bit tighter than I remember.

I want her to eventually go monster because she's afraid to lose me to one, something I wouldn't actually do and inform her of next time we saw each other.

>>15044310
True.
A chubby lizardman oneesan would be nice.
Especially when she got defensive of her size and informed you that she's just 'bulking' despite never lifting and that all her fighting is done online.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 03:24:17 2016 No.15044327 >>15044316 Alp is literally the worst person still around. We need to step up the bullying to drive him away.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 03:25:10 2016 No.15044330 >>15044327 >implying he doesn't just grow stronger the more we hate him

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 03:27:41 2016 No.15044335 >>15044330 Do you remember his meltdowns? It really hurts him that we don't like him.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 03:28:36 2016 No.15044338 >>15044335 >his meltdowns Like a phoenix, he rose from the ashes time and time again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 03:30:41 2016 No.15044341 File: 250 KB, 960x540, 0045.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Phoenixes? They're cute. Does MGE have phoenix harpies?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 03:31:24 2016 No.15044343 >>15044341 Not yet.

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 03:33:11 2016 No.15044347

Good night Anons.
Take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please considering taking up a job at a daycare service.
Theres lots of fluffy harpy chicks, curious werekittens, and lovely ryu hatchlings that need to be watched over, along with the occasional manticub and goblin tykes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 03:33:13 2016 No.15044348 >>15044319 I want to corrupt my paladin onee-chan with my dick. I'd jizz into her nose every night while she slept and the smell would drive her insane until she lost it and kissed me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 03:35:04 2016 No.15044356 >>15044347 I want to use a cuddly Ushi-loli as a plush toy and get her addicted to hugs! This is undoubtedly backfire on me once she gets big enough to lug me around all day in her pedipalps as HER plush toy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 03:35:57 2016 No.15044358 >>15044348 >I'd jizz into her nose What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 03:36:33 2016 No.15044362 >>15044356 Be careful Anon, she may not react well on the final day when she has to go to school and isn't allowed to bring you along. >>15044348 Gross. At least just keep it in her food.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 03:39:33 2016 No.15044374 >>15044358 It's my fetish, anon. I love all sorts of weird holes. Jizzing in her navel, ears, nostrils...

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 03:44:13 2016 No.15044383

>>15044362
Oh, t think they'll let her bring me along when they realize how docile and well-behaved she is when she has me. The real problem is that I'm now stuck spending all day with her and can't go to work! I'll have to apply for some sort of school aide salary!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 04:05:43 2016 No.15044410 File: 1.02 MB, 700x1000, 4cbc7151c2e2b77238e25ee43e7d2382.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15044310 Kraken nee-san is my favourite.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 04:09:33 2016 No.15044412 >>15043939 >>15043944 >>15043960 It took my until now to figure this out, and I wouldn't have if not for somebody making this reference here earlier in the week. Do we have a slowpoke girl yet?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 04:10:40 2016 No.15044414 >>15044299 That's a bote

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 04:10:46 2016 No.15044415 File: 297 KB, 600x600, 1439183861961.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15044412 We do.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 04:11:18 2016 No.15044416 >>15044410 Are you sure that's an onee-san? She looks dangerously like an aunty to me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 04:15:32 2016 No.15044420 >>15044416 Anon, an auntie is just an onee-san once removed An onee-san 2.0 if you will Or maybe onee-san beta is more accurate

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 04:16:36 2016 No.15044421 >>15044420 Personally I prefer aunties.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 04:17:41 2016 No.15044424 >>15044421 I really love virgin aunties, but I'm also okay with used goods aunties.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 04:18:50 2016 No.15044426 >>15044424 I really like my hot aunt on my father's side. She's sixty and still has dat ass.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 04:20:46 2016 No.15044429 >>15044426 Woop woop, pull over dat aunt too old

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 04:24:02 2016 No.15044433 >>15044310 Why settle for a chubby lizard onee-chan and not just have a chubby dragon onee-chan? She'll both protect your smile and make you the centerpiece of her hoard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 04:24:14 2016 No.15044434 >>15044429 Does it help I've been lusting after her since she was still in her forties?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 04:24:30 2016 No.15044435 File: 2.40 MB, 821x5112, this.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want a vampire like this

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 04:28:25 2016 No.15044442 >>15044435 I want a vampire like this http://exhentai.org/g/523075/4ca63c9703/

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 04:29:04 2016 No.15044445
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>>15044420
Mommy's nerdy imouto where?
>she's too kuu to proactively date
>finally your mom decides to help her along
>she sends you over for the summer
>you play retro games with her all night and sleep all day
How long until you started molesting her in her sleep?

>>15044434
Yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 04:31:22 2016 No.15044449 >>15044445 >Yes. There's also this friend of my mom's who's in her fifties I've got my eyes on. I'm depraved and horrible. Post more foxy aunts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 04:31:38 2016 No.15044451 >>15044433 >chubby dragon onee-chan The only chubby dragon I can imagine is a bratty imouto type, sorry. I need my dragon onee-sans slim and elegant.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 04:33:21 2016 No.15044456 File: 996 KB, 809x1721, 1460104401497.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15044435 >>15044442 She would be pretty great without all the eye stabbing

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 04:34:13 2016 No.15044458 >>15044449 I'm not going to judge the age range you're into.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 04:35:52 2016 No.15044466 >>15044449 I've got a 47-yo coworker that I'd love to fuck in every hole. I've managed to masturbate with her sock so far.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 04:36:37 2016 No.15044469 >>15044445 Coincidentally I literally just finished reading an h-manga where a guy's aunt would put sleeping pills in his food whenever he came to visit then sleep-rape him

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 04:37:38 2016 No.15044470 >>15044466 >Spoiler Jesus fucking Christ.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 04:37:42 2016 No.15044471 >>15044469 That's a great one. The aunt is very cute.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 04:37:42 2016 No.15044472 >>15044451 What about the lazy kind that focus on building a big hoard, and offerings from their underling kohais? Those can be chubby from not actively bullying.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 04:39:27 2016 No.15044473 File: 35 KB, 383x404, devil bug.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] An army of tomboy bugs chasing you through your house!

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 04:39:28 2016 No.15044474

>>15044466
>spoiler
Anon I'm gonna be quite honest. That is some creepy ass stalker shit you're pulling right now. Please, either keep it at the level now, start trying to ask her out or stop altogether. Cause frankly I don't want to see you on the receiving end of a well deserved restraining order.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 04:40:10 2016 No.15044476 File: 283 KB, 1600x900, 1460104810960.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 04:41:01 2016 No.15044477 >>15044469 >>15044471 Oh wow holy shit. The coincidences are real. Just finished reading that up about an hour ago as well. She is a cutie indeed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 04:41:43 2016 No.15044479 >>15044472 Would she be a good girl or would she have a guy harem run a train on her prone ass while she lounges on her biggest diamonds and another slave feeds her ice cream?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 04:41:49 2016 No.15044480 >>15044466 >spoiler Shine on you crazy diamond.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 04:41:51 2016 No.15044481 >>15044473 Death to the disgusting filth, raid to them all. Have fun being reviling while choking on neurotoxin.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 04:41:58 2016 No.15044483 >>15044473 Nah, I'm fine. I'll just move. >>15044476 That’s adorable. I just want to hug her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 04:42:34 2016 No.15044484 >>15044473 Now that sounds like a lot of fun

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 04:43:58 2016 No.15044487 >>15044480 Actually it's called Shining Diamond :^)

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 04:44:56 2016 No.15044492 >>15044473 Why are they chasing me? Are you going to pinch me in places I don't want to be pinches? Those claws look very pinchy. I think I'm in a pinch. >>15044487 What a glorious duwang.

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 04:46:21 2016 No.15044495

>>15044479
>harem
Please no, are you crazy? She's read it in her hentai, if she had a bunch of slave boys, it'd be nice at first but they might turn the tables and revolt and she'd be a slave to their cocks.

She'd just have her otouto be her prince/treasure/slave and shower him with love and affection while he tends to her occasional command, like feeding her sweets, or massaging her.

Then she has her Lizardman Kohai who does the actual brunt work, like collect lunch money taxes from the other students, do her homework, water the plants, make sure her fish tank is in shape, etc.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 04:46:53 2016 No.15044496 >>15044487 >:^) Censor that shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 04:50:01 2016 No.15044504 >>15044487 I can't wait for "Deadly Queen".

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 04:53:40 2016 No.15044510

>>15044495
>>She's read it in her hentai
>Princess has a bunch of servants that she cockteases all day
>They never revolt and violate her perfect body in every hole at the same time
>She gets increasingly frustrated as time goes by
I might have to write this now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 05:17:55 2016 No.15044527 File: 210 KB, 1024x768, 1444243951400.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Am I too late for aunties?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 05:19:26 2016 No.15044532 >>15044473 I'd rather have a group of Rat Girl delinquents chasing me through my house. Trying to take it over so they have control over the pantry and the fridge. While I'm held prisoner in my own bedroom for breeding purposes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 05:22:15 2016 No.15044540 >>15044527 That's a granny, anon. A droopy old granny whose dried up pussy can take load after load without letting go of your delicious young dick.

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 05:22:39 2016 No.15044541

>>15044532
Do you think people ever have Dormouse infestations? Would it just be annoying to deal with them or would it be scary cause you'd never know where one would be sleeping and the constant threat of stepping on one of them would be always looming over your head.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 05:23:37 2016 No.15044543 >>15044541 I don't know, but I'd be willing to be infested with dormice to find out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 05:24:21 2016 No.15044545 >>15044540 What kind of granny still has blonde hair, huh? Get a grip! >pussy can take load after load without letting go of your delicious young dick. A-auntie, my ochinchin is going dokidoki!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 05:25:40 2016 No.15044548 >>15044541 I'm not sure, but if one morning you find a Dormouse in her pajamas yawning and making her way to the kitchen to make some coffee, you might have a bit of a problem.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 05:25:56 2016 No.15044549 >>15044543 Ditto. I ain't one to write about cuddles and shit but the thought of them all trying to stay on one bed with me gets me going.

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 05:27:41 2016 No.15044556

>>15044543
>come home from work
>go to the kitchen
>there's a girl sleeping with her big butt high up in the air, ready to be doggy styled
>get a snack and go take a shower
>there's another girl sleeping on the toilet seat with her legs spread wide
>she doesn't wake up while you shower right next to her, even when her foot gets wet
>go watch some tv
>there's yet another girl lying on her back on the table, her mouth hanging open towards the sofa
True suffering!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 05:29:55 2016 No.15044561 >>15044556 >Step out of bed in the morning >Foot greets something soft >Dormouse squeaks >Have to spend half an hour consoling the dormouse you stepped on to keep her from crying >When you finish she's fallen asleep and clinging tight to you

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 05:30:55 2016 No.15044563 >>15044545 Get out of there anon! She used to be a brunette!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 05:31:56 2016 No.15044564 >>15044563 Is too late Sergei.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 05:32:08 2016 No.15044566 >>15044556 All that sleeping an inactivity. Dormice must have the fattest bottoms of all mice.

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 05:33:54 2016 No.15044568

>>15044561
>go to bed in the evening
>there's a girl sleeping under your blanket with cute lingerie on
Could you be cruel enough to toss her off your bed? Would you instead use her as a warm, soft daki and cuddle her through the night? If you do, she sleeping rapes you and the next morning you find yourself still balls-deep in her cum-filled slimy pussy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 05:35:04 2016 No.15044571 >>15044566 It's a breeding strategy. Imagine a girl with a flat butt sleeping with it up in the air. Would you hit that? Now imagine a full, fat butt right there to be filled.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 05:35:13 2016 No.15044572 File: 306 KB, 1024x1280, 1450445521847.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15044473 Sounds great to me. I want a harem of cuddle bugs to sleep in a pile with.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 05:37:46 2016 No.15044578 >>15044568 Remove Maus.

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 05:41:18 2016 No.15044586
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>>15044578
Sorry, they moved in next door and are very friendly neighbors. You'll have to talk to the dark elf landlord if you want to appeal the situation.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 05:42:10 2016 No.15044588 >>15044586 Fine. I'm sure I'll have better luck than the last guy who complained to her. I wonder if there's internet in the dungeon...

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 05:44:12 2016 No.15044589 >>15044586 That girl is CUTE! I want to rape her, cum inside, and smear her glasses with my dick that's stained with my cum and her juices and blood!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 05:49:56 2016 No.15044600 All this talk about dormice makes me want to draw one as soon as I finish my current piece. Also, do MGE dormice freak out when the word "cat" is mentioned?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 05:50:41 2016 No.15044602 >>15044588 Kind of hard to live stream sessions with her boys if she doesn't have a wired line down there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 05:51:20 2016 No.15044603 >>15044600 >Also, do MGE dormice freak out when the word "cat" is mentioned? Speaking of, how hard will they squeal when you fuck them with a barbed condom?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 05:51:47 2016 No.15044605 >>15044600 >Also, do MGE dormice freak out when the word "cat" is mentioned? Yes. Yes they do. I'm sure of it. I don't have a source, but they do exactly that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 05:54:38 2016 No.15044613 >>15044566 But what do they smell like? This is very important.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 05:58:42 2016 No.15044621 >>15044600 Which drawfag are you? Preview of your current piece?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 05:58:49 2016 No.15044623 >>15044603 >how hard will they squeal when you fuck them with a barbed condom? I would say they would squeal quite hard. But that’s why would use a barbed condom, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 06:02:22 2016 No.15044628 File: 232 KB, 1000x1000, 1455158482167.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15044600 Dormice probably freak out at a lot of things, wonder how quickly one would wake up if you whispered the "cat" close to her ear.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 06:02:44 2016 No.15044630 >>15044603 >>15044623 >Soft barbed condoms meant for pleasuring feline girls used on non-feline girls Arousing.

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 06:03:17 2016 No.15044633

>>15044613
They smell like a clean, warm bed in the morning, after it's been slept in.

Take a good shower, wash your hair thoroughly, clean and make your bed with fresh sheets.

Then when you wake up in the morning, press your face into the pillow and sniff.

Sort of like that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 06:05:58 2016 No.15044638 >>15044630 >>Soft barbed condoms meant for pleasuring feline girls used on a Paladin I bet a lot of them secretly want to be treated like a monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 06:11:34 2016 No.15044647 >>15044630 Now I sort of get the picture that they would buy progressively even havier barbed condoms. … I’m not complaining.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 06:14:22 2016 No.15044651 >>15044638 >Paladin-chan puts on a pair of cat ears >"M-monster girl? I look like a monster girl? No no, I'm dressed as a normal cat I swear" Paladin-chan in denial about wanting to be treated that way would be cute.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 06:16:05 2016 No.15044658 You must realize a barbed condom would poke your dick just as hard as it does her pussy, right? Not to mention the added friction would pull the thing off after a single thrust. Really, it's a silly idea.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 06:18:30 2016 No.15044665 >>15044658 But anon, MANONMANA

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 06:18:54 2016 No.15044666 >>15044603 >>15044623 >>15044630 >Monstergirls >Condoms Hah

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 06:19:42 2016 No.15044668 >>15044651 >Paladin-chan with cat ear hairband and buttplug tail pulling mild and cute pranks on you >Still wearing her breastplate >Stands there blushing furiously after getting caught

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 06:21:05 2016 No.15044671 >>15044658 That's why you use soft barbs, with barely enough strength to stick to the walls without doubling over. Besides, after you're done you just add milk and honey and poke a hole with a needle to let your partner have a snack!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 06:26:55 2016 No.15044687 >>15044658 >poke your dick just as hard as it does her pussy Have the barbs onstifferened rings if you need to have them really hard >the added friction would pull the thing off after a single thrust Clips to a harness with electromagnets

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 06:28:26 2016 No.15044690 >>15044671 Why not just eat a wonderland prickly pear?

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 06:32:08 2016 No.15044694

>>15044690
Because that involves one of the following.
>Going to wonderland
>Interacting with someone from wonderland
>Interacting with someone that talks to people from wonderland
>Interacting with the employee of the regional manager of the corporation that owns farms in wonderland
>Getting involved in wonderland in any way
Pick your favorite.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 06:35:43 2016 No.15044697 >>15044694 Wonderland isn't so bad, the only thing wrong with it Humpty Eggs and those potions that turn you into a dog. Avoid those and you're fine.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 06:45:56 2016 No.15044713 File: 383 KB, 1100x1250, 1460112356455.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15044600 This one. I'm undergoing cleaning and colouring as of now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 06:48:32 2016 No.15044720 >>15044697 >forgetting the fruits that turn you into a monstergirl >forgetting the snacks that turn you into a little boy >forgetting the very land drives you mad >forgetting Miss OFF WITH HIS HEAD

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 06:51:13 2016 No.15044721 >>15044720 >Miss OFF WITH HIS HEAD I imagined that as his knob. Partial castration is somehow even more terrifying than a normal one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 06:55:04 2016 No.15044728 i never got these threads' obsession with slobs and overweight monster girls while almost every other tame-ass fetish gets shat on immediatly

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 06:55:21 2016 No.15044729 >>15044697 >isn't so bad Well, it definitely wouldn't be bad once you lose your mind and become a mindless sexchair for the rabbit, or a mindless sex-tea-mixer for the dormouse, or a mindless sex-milk-dispenser for the mad hatter.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 06:58:37 2016 No.15044738 >>15044728 Research consistently points to bodyfat percentages at the top of the normal range being the most attractive worldwide.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 06:58:53 2016 No.15044741 >>15044728 >tame-ass fetish gets shat on immediatly /d/ plz. Take your bait and go home. Also >Implying feeders and their swinish singularities don't get told to fuck off on a regular basis.

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 06:59:45 2016 No.15044744

>>15044721
Don't worry, she cuts the whole thing off. Except it's like that one doujin where that guy gets his dick popped off, and makes him wander wonderland to be taunted by cheshires and have puns and jokes lobbed at him from mad hatters. He'll be exposed to dormice he can't rape, jubjubs that can't fuck him, and be blueballed to legendary degree. Then, when his term is over, he gets it back.
But he needs to figure out how to reattach it himself.

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 07:02:20 2016 No.15044751

>>15044744
>Implying his punishment isn't to chase after it and catch it after it sprouts legs and runs off into the underbrush. When he finally finds it, it's been claimed as a dildo by a needy Hatter who won't give up her "favorite mushroom"

Do you even wonderland?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 07:03:08 2016 No.15044752 >>15044744 It's effing Wonderland, what would stop his chopped off knob from being used as a dildo by random wonderland monsters while he gets to feel everything his poor knob has been endured and he can't do anything about it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 07:04:21 2016 No.15044753 >>15044751 I have been bested on the matter of wonderland. I tip my hat to you sir. But would it occur to him to just marry the mad hatter, instead of forever trying to best her in conversation?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 07:04:38 2016 No.15044754 >>15044752 >stop his chopped off knob from being used as a dildo Crazy Wonderland girl collecting chopped-off knobs to use as dildoes when?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 07:05:01 2016 No.15044755 >Off with his head/knob >Not off with his pants This is wonderland we're tallking about.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 07:05:33 2016 No.15044757 >>15044754 That would be the queen of hearts herself. It's her way around lilim monogamy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 07:07:43 2016 No.15044763 >>15044757 >Dickthrone with double dongs set to the seat and two more on the armsrests and floor All she'd need would be someone to bring a dick for sucking to have a low-pressure gangbang.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 07:07:58 2016 No.15044764 >>15044755 That sounds more like the MGE then what these guys are talking about.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 07:08:44 2016 No.15044767 >>15044697 >and those potions that turn you into a dog. Not going to lie, I would totally go to Wonderland with a wolf girl waifu just to try that out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 07:09:12 2016 No.15044768 >>15044755 In the land of the tentacle dragons, fetus slimes, and advanced matango, nothing is certain.

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 07:09:35 2016 No.15044769

>>15044754
>somehow able to feel your chopped dick getting picked up by scaly claws
>somehow has a feeling that your chopped dick is thrown around and it dropped into probably a teacup with liquid in it
>somehow has a feeling that your chopped dick is getting licked and you're throbbing uncomfortably
>somehow has a feeling that your chopped dick is being inserted into something slimy
>somehow has a feeling that you ejaculated when there's literally nothing on your crotch
>by the fifth hour you're begging it to stop but the feeling is still continuing strong

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 07:09:47 2016 No.15044770 >>15044763 Would you let a shy NEET girl chop your knob off to get used to dicks before letting you fuck her in person?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 07:13:37 2016 No.15044774 >>15044770 Nope. But then I shy away from a lot of the extreme girls. Points to her for putting the fear back in fearboner though. >when you incubize you become like a dullahan but with your dick instead of your head

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 07:15:17 2016 No.15044779 >>15044774 >the girl is a Dullahan Have fun being stuck cuddling her headless body while she sucks your dick somewhere far away!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 07:16:48 2016 No.15044783 >>15044720 Come on, the cuisine in Wonderland is great. Everyone should try it at least once. Would you really turn down Wonderland Cake done by Alice Ramsey? >>15044768 Do wocks even use their tentacles?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 07:17:22 2016 No.15044786 >>15044779 It's in the postal system, isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 07:18:32 2016 No.15044790 >>15044779 I'd read a story about an incubus and his wife's head trying to chase down her body who absconded with his penis. That would be a fun silly detective story.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 07:18:49 2016 No.15044793 >>15044786 She's mailed her head and your cock to the Riviera! She's basking in the warm sun and refreshing sea breeze, enjoying refreshing drinks and giving you awkward blowjobs every now and then!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 07:19:08 2016 No.15044794 >>15044783 >your dick is fucking dry, you donkey >your dick is bought from the store >your dick is bland, uninteresting >where's the lamb sauce?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 07:21:55 2016 No.15044803 >>15044790 Too bad, I'm going to write it as a horror story just as soon as I think up a scenario that leads to the MC getting his dick cut off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 07:34:42 2016 No.15044831 File: 219 KB, 1000x1000, She sees your wine bottle.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 07:39:21 2016 No.15044839 >>15044831 >It's a Piccolo, isn't it, Anon...?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 07:57:00 2016 No.15044864 >>15044602 As long as our balls don't touch, I guess I'm fine with it. Beats living in the city.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 08:00:19 2016 No.15044867 >>15044803 Something-something Starless.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 08:02:09 2016 No.15044872 >>15044864 Yknow, I have to wonder. Is pool the gayest sport there is?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 08:04:28 2016 No.15044876 >>15044867 I was thinking something like >Guy has dick cancer and only an immoral Lich can save him >She demands that he hands his dick over

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 08:04:46 2016 No.15044877 >>15044872 No, the gayest sport is golf. Anyone who golfs more than twice a week is gay.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 08:05:47 2016 No.15044879 >>15044872 Nothing gay about pool, it's just putting balls in holes. The gayest sport is floor ball. >>15044876 >Dude, seriously. Give me your dick. For science.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 08:09:56 2016 No.15044886 File: 1.43 MB, 1500x1419, 8bc5c883c3aa1b5a1760b7775be9e823.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15044186 Dragon pups should not be this lewd!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 08:10:23 2016 No.15044887 We need to put together a team of loose-cannon cops into a task force that operates off the record. We need to find out who raped Caspere but the big girls at the station don't want the case solved.

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 08:11:06 2016 No.15044888

>>15044867
I was thinking something like
>Guy has dick cancer and only an immoral Lich can save him
>She demands that he hands his dick over to her lonely Dullahan assistant as payment
>The Dullahan starts experimenting with in the office before he's even discharged
>She can hear him scream and moan in confusion and pain as she handles it and gives it a little peck
>She rushes in to check on his with the dick still in her hand
>He can see it throbbing, dribbling with saliva
>It gets even harder, he winces even harder
>She gets flustered and sympathetic for hurting him
>They keep thinking about each other even after he gets discharged
>Eventually she tracks him down and asks him out

>>15044879
Sorry, premature posting without captchas

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 08:16:56 2016 No.15044902 >>15044886 Dragon whelps. Cubs? Is it really pups?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 08:18:23 2016 No.15044907 >>15044035 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzfmBNn2u1c

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 08:19:21 2016 No.15044911 >>15044907 Steins;Gate had such a comfy group of friends doing comfy things. AND they had an Alp.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 08:25:48 2016 No.15044926 >>15044902 Pup is the cutest term.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 08:27:46 2016 No.15044930 >>15044902 Dragonling or wyrmling is the appropriate fantasy term.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 08:28:53 2016 No.15044932 Sakamoto Lilim when?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 08:29:02 2016 No.15044933 >>15044926 Stop making me imagine little dragon tails waggling with delight because they got ice cream.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 08:29:43 2016 No.15044934 >>15044035 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU3RzPQmlDY

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 08:34:26 2016 No.15044945 >>15044907 >>15044934 What Monster Girl would she be?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 08:36:02 2016 No.15044947 >>15044945 I'm thinking holst, her personality fits them perfectly. The y're both dim witted, good natured, and mellow.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 08:36:59 2016 No.15044950 >>15044933 Imagine visiting your elegant ojou Dragon's home and having her mother show you home videos of her being cute as fuck as a child.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 08:37:03 2016 No.15044952 >>15044947 Titania, maybe? Can't you just imagine a chuuni mad scientist anon grabbing a Titania off the street and dragging her into a world of whimsy and wonder?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 08:37:49 2016 No.15044955 >>15044947 Holsts aren't dumb, just gentle. Now wurms, those are dumb. Tuturu would make a better matango though. To dumb to breathe AND a stupid hat. It's perfect.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 08:39:09 2016 No.15044960 >>15044950 I want to tease her about how small and cute her horns were back then. >>15044952 Yeah, that works better.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 08:40:11 2016 No.15044961 >>15044955 >Every time you get yound five seconds of sentience after an orgasm she tutturuu's you Good job making Matangos even worse

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 08:41:24 2016 No.15044962 >>15044960 But anon, what if she thinks you're a pervert who likes small horns?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 08:42:20 2016 No.15044965 >>15044961 You're welcome.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 08:45:16 2016 No.15044968 >>15044962 It's not the size, it's how cute the girl is in combination with her horns!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 08:47:57 2016 No.15044973 File: 489 KB, 1015x1312, matango3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15044961 >five seconds of sentience Not canon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 08:48:51 2016 No.15044974 File: 460 KB, 900x1050, 52725692_p0_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15044968 I dunno. I like big horns and I cannot lie.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 08:50:37 2016 No.15044979 File: 550 KB, 1330x1216, yeti anatomy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15044118 You want a Yeti then

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 08:51:52 2016 No.15044981 >>15044979 Never realised this, but now I do. I have become the cuddle bug.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 08:54:08 2016 No.15044987 HHHNNNNNNGGGGAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I want to FRIGHTEN Shetland Pony-chan

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 08:56:15 2016 No.15044994 >>15044987 I want to ride Buffalo-chan. On her shoulders.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 08:56:53 2016 No.15044996 Since I seem to have a bit of money I don't know what to do with and can put it into a commission, what traditionally submissive monstergirl do you want to see dominating an unruly maledomfag and making him into an obedient househusband?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 08:58:11 2016 No.15044999 >>15044996 Alice, Alp or Holst. Dressed in some nifty leather, please.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 08:58:16 2016 No.15045000 >>15044996 Don't ask us, it's not our commission It's your money and your commission request, do what you want and surprise the thread when it's done

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 08:58:58 2016 No.15045002 >>15044476 Well, this is kinda sad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 09:00:23 2016 No.15045004 >>15044996 Gotta be Cyclops. Make her a fujo, too!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 09:00:37 2016 No.15045005 >>15044996 How about a sub Hellhound instead?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 09:02:02 2016 No.15045010 >>15044996 Holst if you ask me. But go with the one you want.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 09:02:05 2016 No.15045011 >>15044996 Thi is either shit taste or bait.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 09:02:09 2016 No.15045012 >>15045004 >>15045005 Yuri with Cyclops domming a Hellhound?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 09:03:04 2016 No.15045015 File: 150 KB, 666x1199, monster_girl_collection__alp_by_johnny_wolf-d7e6qyz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://youtu.be/TH8Sd9puorc >daddy-o

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 09:03:58 2016 No.15045017 >>15044996 >starting shit I guess it is technically the weekend now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 09:03:58 2016 No.15045018 >>15044996 Kobold

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 09:04:06 2016 No.15045019 >>15044996 I gotta agree with >>15045000

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 09:04:21 2016 No.15045020 >>15044476 Oh… I thought this was just a cute pic, but then I realized he was petrified… Brb, need to drown my sorrows in alcohol.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 09:05:05 2016 No.15045022 >>15045015 I want one!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 09:05:11 2016 No.15045023 >>15044996 Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 09:09:35 2016 No.15045031 >>15044996 Alice, an Alice in a dominatrix outfit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 09:16:05 2016 No.15045042 >>15044996 kobold

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 09:45:13 2016 No.15045106 File: 56 KB, 858x453, 1451502039414.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Determined wendigo

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 09:49:00 2016 No.15045116 >>15045106 I believe in her!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 09:51:44 2016 No.15045122 >>15045106 Oh my, is she on her way to awkwardy stare at a lost boy while imagining raping him?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 09:52:59 2016 No.15045125 File: 303 KB, 500x610, tumblr_o2ricgcwPs1uxgykgo1_500.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15045015 Swingin'

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 09:58:44 2016 No.15045144 File: 740 KB, 835x1100, 55206570_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 10:01:37 2016 No.15045151 >>15045144 lookit them spats

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 10:04:50 2016 No.15045163 >>15045144 >”Yes, yes… soon I will rape anon. And then he will be mine”

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 10:06:17 2016 No.15045167 >>15045163 she's a little too small to be doing any raping. All that's gonna happen is her getting fondled through that uniform.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 10:10:05 2016 No.15045180 >>15045163 And then the sleepover ended up with them just playing video games all night. She fumed with lust as she watched his sleeping face in the streetlamp light filtered through the curtains, but was unable to rape him.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 10:25:06 2016 No.15045213 >>15045180 >was unable to rape him. What a shitty MG, I bet her mom beat her for this

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 10:26:49 2016 No.15045217 >>15045213 It's hard to rape men when your bedtime is 9:30.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 10:26:51 2016 No.15045218 >>15045213 It's probs her mom's childraising methods that made her into such a dweeb, anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 10:29:24 2016 No.15045224 >>15045218 >such a dweeb Don't bully the foxloli

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 10:31:59 2016 No.15045232 >>15045224 If she can't even brutally rape her defenceless childhood friend, she deserves to be bullied!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 10:35:39 2016 No.15045239 >>15045232 It's not her fault she can't violently rape people! She doesn't like being mean to people! Can't she just tenderly hold his hand and kiss him on the cheek

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 10:39:38 2016 No.15045252 >>15045239 What a loser! I bet she'll finally manage to envelop him in high school or even as an adult! Honestly, she might be such a disgrace that he'll make the first move!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 10:47:17 2016 No.15045285 >>15045252 Stop it! She just wants a loving husband to have a family with! Is that so wrong?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 10:49:11 2016 No.15045289 >>15045224 I bully her because I love her and don't know how else to express my feelings because I have no social skills!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 10:53:11 2016 No.15045299 File: 470 KB, 800x1132, 5e04d9e82e7931d97387fabf148fe191.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15045285 What a fucking vanillalezzie! I bet she's going to become a Paladin or something when she grows up, just like the Aunt Jemima she is!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 10:57:57 2016 No.15045310 File: 174 KB, 429x429, comewithmeifyouwanttolive.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15038627

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 11:01:18 2016 No.15045318 >>15045310 >yandere Basilisk Yes please.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 11:02:32 2016 No.15045324 >>15045310 Oho! Basilisk-chan is fucking based, might become my number 1

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 11:04:24 2016 No.15045331 >>15045310 >wagging tail Why is this so lewd?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 11:05:02 2016 No.15045337 >>15045299 Well, great, you've gone and made her cry. Take responsibility.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 11:08:07 2016 No.15045352 >>15045310 Normally I'd bitch about the guy looking shota-ish but the situation's so nice that I can overlook it. Why are Basilisks so perfect?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 11:10:13 2016 No.15045362 >>15045352 It isn't the guy, it's Latenight's monstahs being big girls for you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 11:10:14 2016 No.15045361 >>15045337 >Take responsibility. Hey, man! I'm not going to fuck some chuuni nerd who can't even rape! She can go to that slut childhood friend of hers.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 11:19:40 2016 No.15045375 >>15045361 Why are you so mean to her anon, she gets bullied enough at home

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 11:21:29 2016 No.15045381 >>15045362 Well great. Now I'm imagining a monstergirl with a thick boston accent and I'm not going to be able to get rid of this thought for a while. What girl would it fit best?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 11:21:56 2016 No.15045382 >>15045310 I wonder, is there a term for that dragging "flare" effect her eyes are giving off? MGR enemies do the same thing as well.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 11:22:20 2016 No.15045384 >>15045381 The Boston Cancer

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 11:24:24 2016 No.15045393 https://twitter.com/OniTengu0/status/718330939416387585

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 11:28:25 2016 No.15045406 >>15045393 Those tits holy shit, Are you sure that Hatter isn't also part Holstaur?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 11:34:32 2016 No.15045420 File: 705 KB, 595x842, Sud (3.0) [S].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rough sketch that just came in!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 11:35:14 2016 No.15045423 >>15045393 Damn. Someone's been hitting the dairy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 11:35:50 2016 No.15045426 >>15045420 What is she drooling over?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 11:38:53 2016 No.15045440 >>15045406 >>15045423 She has to be ready for when her husband wants milk with his tea.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 11:39:53 2016 No.15045443 >>15045440 Best type of monstergirl.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 11:41:22 2016 No.15045447 >>15045440 Now that's what I like to see.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 11:42:12 2016 No.15045451 >>15045393 >those beady junkie eyes It's Hotaru, isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 11:43:54 2016 No.15045455 >>15045426 Looks like she's half asleep I bet she's having sweet dreams

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 11:44:43 2016 No.15045458 >>15045451 While Hotaru already is a tit-cow, it's safe to say that this dairy variety Mad Hatter isn't her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 11:44:47 2016 No.15045459 >>15045393 Yes, I like this. It would be nice to have someone color them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 11:45:21 2016 No.15045461 File: 183 KB, 700x575, 1460130321566.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15045384

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 11:46:21 2016 No.15045464 >>15045461 She need to be a girl that can rape in that position.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 11:47:12 2016 No.15045466 >>15045461 Excellent.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 11:48:28 2016 No.15045473 >>15045461 But anon, that's an Oni, not a Cancer!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 11:51:27 2016 No.15045489 >>15045473 She's applying a Boston Crab submission hold, get it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 11:53:03 2016 No.15045495 File: 1000 KB, 2000x3500, 1441488187250.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15045440 >your monstergirl will never augment herself with dairy abilities in order to both cut down on grocery expenses and cater to your lactation fetish It hurts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 11:53:25 2016 No.15045497 >>15045489 Well yes, I was doing that exact joke with the Cancer. Since, you know, she's a crab girl.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 11:55:47 2016 No.15045504 >>15045495 >You'll never drink chilled milk from the tap God fucking damnit. I bet mamono mana makes breast massages produce extra creamy and thick milk too. Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 11:58:12 2016 No.15045513 >>15045495 I can actually see a tanuki doing that to save money. Then again, I can also see her going overboard with it so she can have HEUG tits and sell the extra milk for cash.

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:02:34 2016 No.15045529
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>>15036878
>now give it up for dragonqueen Lissaaaaa.
>Mass hysteria from all 14 year old boys in the crowd as the grand dragon makes her entrance.
>The beat starts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBlBrU_ZCqk
>crowd hysteria reaches new peaks as she begins singing her latest hit single
>during the song whenever she points to a boy in the crowd and sings " Hide you" the boy faints.
>after the concert she begins signing autographs, occasionally signalling to her salamander bodyguards when she sees a boy she fancies.
>the harem of groupies gets escorted to her room later where she completely drains them in the after party.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:06:21 2016 No.15045538 >>15045529 >Harem >Not just one Disgusting

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:07:07 2016 No.15045542 >>15045529 S L U T

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:10:07 2016 No.15045551 >>15045352 >Normally I'd bitch about the guy looking shota-ish Meme hate

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:11:16 2016 No.15045557 >>15045529 >ultra popular early teen star with shitty music I'd believe it, but that doesn't mean I like it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:11:22 2016 No.15045558 >>15045538 Girls can have harems.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:12:52 2016 No.15045564 >>15045529 >You will never get to go backstage and meet your favorite member of your favorite monster girl band

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:14:15 2016 No.15045567 >>15045542 >>15045557 There's a group of Vampire singers who are way better than her. For one, they keep it to one guy. I mean yeah, it's one guy between the three of them, but they are triplets. You going to tell them not to share?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:14:23 2016 No.15045569 >>15045551 You sound like a bob apologist.

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:17:38 2016 No.15045578
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I want to lay in bed with Miia and play on our phones together

I want to sext her even though we're right next to each other until we both can't take it anymore and fuck like rabbits all night

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:22:47 2016 No.15045598 >>15045578 Sexting with ara ara monster girls sounds awesome.

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:23:34 2016 No.15045599
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>>15045504
>Lich waifu decides to augment herself with the Holst lactation ability not only to cut down on grocery expenses, but to also save up for some equipment she wants
>Due to the lack of a breast pump in your household, you have to pull and knead the milk from her cool, now massive breasts by hand
>Frequently come home to find her wearing a cow-print bikini top while she's researching potions that utilize milk
>Lustily makes an audible, but deadpan "moo~" to you when she knows it's time for another milking session
>Eventually forgets what equipment she wanted to buy, and inducts you two into a nearby Hathor sect where she continues her research on monstergirl milk with you by her side and at her breasts
Yeah baby.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:24:08 2016 No.15045603 File: 162 KB, 600x1251, 1441729205127.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15045564 I wish to go backstage and meet the Ojous With Attitudes.

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:25:12 2016 No.15045610

>>15045598
Oh please no

>Trouble understanding phone
>When she finally does she abuses abbreviations and smilies "OMG I GTG LOL XDXDXDXD"
>Then the day comes when she discovers "Memes"

Ara ara should not be allowed to touch a cellular device. Keep them pure.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:26:25 2016 No.15045615 >>15045610 But the older spider wants you to be a big guy for her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:26:26 2016 No.15045616 https://picarto.tv/Whutermuelon MGE Scylla is getting drawn

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:26:36 2016 No.15045617 >>15045564 What Monstergirl Bands are there? >>15045599 Praise Hathor.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:28:05 2016 No.15045624 >>15045599 Best end

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:28:05 2016 No.15045625 >>15045598 Texting you about how much they want to suck your dick but when you finally meet her she can't even look you in the eyes because of the embarrassment.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:28:07 2016 No.15045626 >>15045599 I believed that perfection was impossible. I was wrong.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:30:47 2016 No.15045636 File: 1.29 MB, 1280x905, tumblr_o08szmboUE1s5o82fo1_1280censored.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15045616 Before I click it, is safe to bet that it'll be ass-focused? Phanaxiel/Melon has drawn some fat meaty asses in the past.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:31:32 2016 No.15045640 >>15045599 I want it.

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:31:40 2016 No.15045641

>>15045617
Well, depends on what genres you like. There's probably a band for all of them.
Just avoid T-Pussy. She's everything wrong with the Rap genre rolled into one untalented package.
I heard she raped an entire concert hall once time after a show. She's a total slut.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:32:45 2016 No.15045644 >>15045538 >>15045542 monster girls cant be sluts anon, only boys can. its up to man to protect their virginity.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:32:58 2016 No.15045645 >>15045641 >I heard she raped an entire concert hall once time after a show. W-Wow

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:33:06 2016 No.15045646 >>15045641 What if I like dadrock?

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:33:47 2016 No.15045647
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I want to be captured by an ancient Dragon who was cursed to sleep for hundreds of years by a mean Wizard and has only now awoken once more!
She's actually a young adult and only counts as an ancient because of the coma she was in.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:33:51 2016 No.15045648 >>15045529 >Female harem No, you fucking whore

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:34:16 2016 No.15045652 File: 636 KB, 777x1100, 1459473496977.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15045599 Sweet merciful heaven yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:34:17 2016 No.15045653 >>15045636 Is there such a thing as an ass too fat and meaty?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:34:28 2016 No.15045654 >>15043825 >Why am I allowed to get away with this? Why do I keep doing it? I think I'm mentally ill. why are you reminding me of that feel, anon? ;_;

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:34:39 2016 No.15045656 >>15045646 I recommend In the Court of the Grapey Snake.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:35:14 2016 No.15045659 >>15045648 >implying our male rockbands dont go wild on harems of groupies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:35:28 2016 No.15045660 File: 687 KB, 1197x800, Capture2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mad Hatters are cute! I don't like tea but i wouldn't mind trying hers!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:35:41 2016 No.15045662 >>15045656 I like Grape Snakes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:35:53 2016 No.15045663 File: 882 KB, 810x1080, 1459482062631.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15045653 >Gazer >Too meaty >Ever Nah man

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:36:08 2016 No.15045664 >>15045641 If T-Pussy's a shit rapper, then which group's good?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:37:01 2016 No.15045665 File: 224 KB, 750x1500, fsdfd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15045653

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:38:02 2016 No.15045668 >>15045663 Well, maybe if she got off the computer every once and a while she'd be less "mea3ty"

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:38:14 2016 No.15045669 >>15045660 >Madly Stacked Hatter Been waiting for this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:38:22 2016 No.15045670 File: 414 KB, 750x1600, 1450217490778.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15045599 >deadpan "moo~" This is why Liches are perfect, they can argument themselves in plenty of creative ways to please their husbands.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:38:48 2016 No.15045671 >>15045664 Tiddie Smalls is pretty excellent.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:39:33 2016 No.15045675 >>15045664 But anon. There's no such thing as a good rapper

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:39:49 2016 No.15045676 >>15045617 You got metal bands like LichStorm and Wombfiller, Rock bands like 4 Dogs and Carmel Queen, and rappers like Big Venom. Then there's the boy idol craze, but that's mostly for monstergirls

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:39:54 2016 No.15045677 >>15045652 I'm now kicking myself for not mentioning the ":<" expression in my fetish fueled greentext.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:40:24 2016 No.15045679 >>15045656 >Listening to Momrock Man, that's pathetic. Anon, stop listening to your mom's old rock tunes and get in with the now. T-Pussy, The Jinko Sisters, and Jubjub Boobie are the hip ones to listen to now. Be cool.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:41:17 2016 No.15045683 >>15045648 Agreed. Harems are pure shit. Regardless of the genders.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:41:39 2016 No.15045684 >>15045670 But can they say "I love you"?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:42:52 2016 No.15045690 >>15045683 I also agree You should devote yourself to one girl and she should devote herself to you Or you don't really love each other

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:43:46 2016 No.15045693 >>15045684 Of course they can.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:43:46 2016 No.15045694 >>15045675 >le country & rap meme Do yourself a favor and listen to some MF POON.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:44:45 2016 No.15045699 >>15045690 >Cucking or being the cuck >Ever I just don't get harem fags

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:46:11 2016 No.15045703 >>15045694 What about 2cat?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:46:16 2016 No.15045704 >>15045693 But they say it in complete monotone with a stoic face. Do they really mean it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:47:56 2016 No.15045708 >>15045310 >Doktor, turn off my lewd inhibitors

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:48:20 2016 No.15045710 >>15045703 LMAO!!1

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:48:34 2016 No.15045711 >>15045670 What if I want them to be a cute airheaded ditzy valley girl?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:49:24 2016 No.15045713 >>15045704 Kuuderes mean everything they say, despite the fact they're kuuderes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:49:43 2016 No.15045714 >>15045699 >Not wanting to have a dozen bros you hang out with all day and sloppy seconds gangbang your mistress all night

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:50:07 2016 No.15045715 >>15045647 I want to comfort that dragon by saying that she can sleep easy now and even if she falls into a coma again, when she wakes up I'll be by her side!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:50:46 2016 No.15045717 >>15045703 >>15045694 I don't really like Dicky Minaj, always shoving his bulge in the camera and stuff. It's really demeaning

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:50:47 2016 No.15045718 >No Kakuen harem Damn.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:51:09 2016 No.15045720 >>15045714 >Na bro thanks for the shout >No probs bro you're the one raising my kid >hahaha >hahaha >So, I'mma head back to yours and fuck your wife again. You want the mouth or ass?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:52:20 2016 No.15045723 >>15045665 Has Loen drawn any fat Lamia butts yet?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:53:40 2016 No.15045728 >>15045660 I can't wait to see what kind of stuff this guy will draw.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:53:43 2016 No.15045729 >>15045718 >No Kukuen harem to drink sake in the hotspring with True suffering.

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:54:04 2016 No.15045730

>>15045714
I'm gonna wait until night when they all fall asleep, then stealthfully put each of their hands on the others dick, making it one real life pseudo circlejerk.

When they wake up they'll be alps. Then I will be the haremee. Haremer. Head harem.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:54:46 2016 No.15045733 >>15045723 He will Line art for one side is done https://my.mixtape.moe/gcmcjh.png

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:54:50 2016 No.15045734 >>15045720 We're all fucking the same girl tho...

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:55:08 2016 No.15045735 >>15045729 That sounds pretty relaxing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:55:50 2016 No.15045739 >>15045730 And then you'll rape all your former bros? That sounds kinda gay.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:55:57 2016 No.15045740 >>15045734 >... >>>/out/

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:58:15 2016 No.15045749 >>15045740 >strawmanning >incoherence You're really buttburgled, aren't you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 13:00:01 2016 No.15045753 >>15045733 Groovy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 13:01:06 2016 No.15045756 >>15045749 Bait this weak wouldn't even pass in the day threads, anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 13:01:26 2016 No.15045757 >>15045753 Look anon she's perfect https://my.mixtape.moe/nqjljw.jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 13:02:27 2016 No.15045759 >>15045757 Loen is pretty good at drawing fabric.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 13:06:16 2016 No.15045765 >>15045759 Fuck, i just realized i posted the wrong one http://i.imgur.com/UiqIguv.jpg But ya, i'm really excited to see it all colored And i'm excited to see the other side She's going to have a red and white shimapan panty sticker

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 13:10:03 2016 No.15045773 Remember to watch your radar when in P'Orc space. Those girls hit hard and fast.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 13:11:54 2016 No.15045775 >>15045773 Orcs need more love

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 13:13:34 2016 No.15045781 >>15045773 What about their boarding teams? What will their customs officers do if they find you smuggling contrabrand into a P'Orc planet?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 13:13:43 2016 No.15045782 >>15045775 Too true. Nothing would be grander than having them raid my ship to take prisoners.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 13:16:32 2016 No.15045788 >>15045773 It's okay, I've hired a squadron of Wyvern pilots to protect me. Sure, a few crew members end up with sore pelvises, but it's not like they were using them for anything better.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 13:16:39 2016 No.15045789 >>15045765 >She's going to have a red and white shimapan panty sticker That sounds lovely.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 13:19:42 2016 No.15045793 >>15045788 Ah! Wing group did you snag? The Ravagers are quite nice but they're a tad reckless.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 13:28:03 2016 No.15045807 Sky diving with a dragon would be fun

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 13:30:37 2016 No.15045815 >>15045807 She'd probably keep a close eye on you just in case anything went wrong.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 13:33:37 2016 No.15045828 >>15045659 Males having female harems is fine even if I personally consider it shit, females having male harems is not.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 13:34:25 2016 No.15045832 >>15045815 She'd probably volunteer to be your parachute.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 13:34:42 2016 No.15045833 >>15045714 What about kill yourself No wait, why am I even responding to bait.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 13:35:52 2016 No.15045840 >>15045807 Closest thing we can have to enjoy the sky with her until better jetpacks/mechwings are invented

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 13:36:11 2016 No.15045843 >>15045832 I know we were probably talking about an adult dragon but I now have the image of a loli dragon clinging to a guys back and acting as a glider for him.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 13:37:02 2016 No.15045845 >>15045828 What a hypocrite. All harems are shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 13:39:15 2016 No.15045850 >>15045845 I think the big reason a guy having a harem is generally favored is because a guy can impregnate multiple girls but a girl can't get pregnant multiple times at once. But that's neither here nor there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 13:43:46 2016 No.15045861 >>15045845 >What a hypocrite Maybe, but this is monstergirls, we don't have to catter to females you know.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 13:44:28 2016 No.15045863 >>15045840 >mechwings Flying around with mechwings alongside a dragon sounds awesome. Quick question: would you prefer them as a jacket to wear, or would you go the cyborg route and have them fused with the nerves for a "natural feel"?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 13:45:36 2016 No.15045870 >>15045850 >I think the big reason Protip: it's patriarchy >>15045861 >wanting to cheat on your waifu How disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 13:46:28 2016 No.15045873 >>15045870 Who said anything about cheating?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 13:46:47 2016 No.15045875 >>15045870 >not having multiple waifus. >being some kind of scrub that can't make them all feel loved.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 13:46:49 2016 No.15045876 >>15045863 Neither. I enjoy my feet being planted firmly on terra firma. >>15045870 Well, a large amount of the writers are male so that would actually explain quite a bit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 13:47:58 2016 No.15045877 >>15045863 I would go for the jacket. body modding to me should be more of a last resort, though I do understand the temptation of the alternative

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 13:48:22 2016 No.15045878

>>15045850
>You'll never have your Lich neighbor make you a bunch of fertility potions in exchange for watching her daughter while her and her husband go to Comiket
>You'll never take those potions with you when you go to MGC
>You'll never have a few one night stands, and even get gangraped one time after using the potions
>7 monster girls will never show up at your door 9 months later after tracking you down by smell
>They'll never demand you take responsibility

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 13:49:16 2016 No.15045880

>>15045845
Gangbangs are disgusting while harems of one man and many women are beautiful.
>>15045870
>How disgusting.
It's not cheating if they're all your wife. Khepri have no problem and actually prefer it that way for example and Bicorns encourage it.

Always harem build responsibly and no one will be upset.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 13:50:15 2016 No.15045884 >>15045878 That would be fun.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 13:50:56 2016 No.15045886 >>15045878 >only 7 >not causing a civil war over your dick

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 13:51:08 2016 No.15045887 >>15045878 I'd just down all the potions and go to town on the daughter.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 13:53:18 2016 No.15045891 >>15045863 I thought you could gain the traits of your wife? meaning you would get wings. But then again I could be remembering that wrong and Even if I was right thats going to monster boy territory so fuck it.

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 13:56:18 2016 No.15045903

>>15045891
>I thought you could gain the traits of your wife? meaning you would get wings.
You can things like a slight tint in your eyes, breathing under water if she's aquatic, immunity to physical damage if she's a shoggoth and things like that.

You don't actually gain any body parts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 13:57:59 2016 No.15045913 Can a mod prune the thread early like they've been doing recently?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 13:58:17 2016 No.15045916 >>15045887 Anon please, don't cumflate the loli lich. This doesn't even factor in the sheer amount of kids she'd end up carrying.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 13:59:12 2016 No.15045917 >>15045891 Nope. In the case of a dragon, the natural adaption would probably be increased strength and a resistance to heat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 13:59:20 2016 No.15045919 >>15045903 Yeah I thought so, thanks for the correction.

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 13:59:35 2016 No.15045920

>>15045887
>Jackhammer loli Lich while she double peace signs and heart pupils appear in her eyes
>Keep going until both of you are exhausted and she falls asleep on your chest
>The mother comes back from Comiket and uses her magic to levitate a blanket and places if over the two of you
>She leaves the room with a faint smile on her face, knowing her plan to get gandaughterus succeeded.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 14:03:12 2016 No.15045934 >>15045917 >increased strength you know, the dragon would have to use sex as a distraction from me punching things with my new gained power. and I'd use that strength to carry her over my shoulder to the bed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 14:03:50 2016 No.15045937 Did anyone translate Making of Kikimora yet?

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 14:03:53 2016 No.15045938

>>15045916
Anon pls. She'll eject like 99% of the cum over the next hour. Loli bellies are nice and springy. Her womb will be full, but it's very small when there's no baby there.

>>15045920
I bet mommy's cast some sort of anti-pregnancy spell on her daughter, anyway. She needs to finish her doctorate before making babies, after all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 14:05:50 2016 No.15045945 I want to adopt a tiny dragon daughteru and do cute things with her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 14:07:09 2016 No.15045949 >>15045938 Not if you keep it in.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 14:07:28 2016 No.15045950 >>15045913 I really wish they'd stop doing that. It's kind of annoying that they 404 it completely instead of just dropping it off the board.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 14:08:25 2016 No.15045953 >>15045934 You've got me thinking how new gained traits could help both in and out the bedroom I don't even know how the fuck it would work, but my mind wont let go of the idea of "quake sex" with a gnome.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 14:09:50 2016 No.15045957 >>15045949 >implying I like swamp dick I'll take her ahegao'ing barely able to stand ass to the shower and give her a nice bath. I bet the jizz flowing out of her will get me hard enough to intercrural her from behind with my own cum as lube.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 14:11:15 2016 No.15045961 >>15045957 Could always just stick something in her to keep her sealed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 14:14:31 2016 No.15045968 >>15045953 May be your mind just wants that kind of rocky relationship?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 14:15:37 2016 No.15045972 >>15045953 >Quake sex" Elaborate.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 14:16:05 2016 No.15045975 >>15045961 A loli litch with a dildo in her to keep that big cumstuffed belly? I can dig it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 14:16:50 2016 No.15045977 >>15045972 Lots of bunny hopping and rocket jumping in bed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 14:18:01 2016 No.15045984 >>15045957 Cumflating a loli lich and letting her float in a warm, relaxing bath so you can dick her thighs? You're a madman. Keep going.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 14:18:09 2016 No.15045985 >>15045975 Then you could get to work pumping her butt just as full! When that's done, just stuff another vibeplug in there and watch her twitch and ahegao for hours.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 14:19:49 2016 No.15045995 >>15045972 Having sex with a Gome, using your earth contract powers to cause a earthquake while your at it. The question is how do I make this sexual?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 14:20:40 2016 No.15045998 >>15045985 Too true, although she'd be too pumped full to move.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 14:20:42 2016 No.15045999 >>15045937 I'm just going to assume no one really cares then.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 14:20:51 2016 No.15046001 >>15045995 >gnome* Dammit man, I am better than this!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 14:21:17 2016 No.15046002 >>15045995 Lotus position, use the vibrations for slow sex.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 14:22:58 2016 No.15046005 >All this Lich talk No Anon I can't take it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 14:24:02 2016 No.15046010 >>15045995 Simple! Minor quakes as a vibe, shake shit up outside as a active field of "do not disturb"

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 14:24:31 2016 No.15046011 >>15045984 Afterwards I'll put her under an electric blanket with only her head showing and irrumate her!

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 14:26:14 2016 No.15046017

>>15045995
>You have the roughest doggystyle with your Gnome waifu
>You edge yourself for 30 minutes to build up the biggest load ever
>You even injected yourself with various venom for MAXIMUM effects
>As you feel that your rode will explode you finally let go
>You cum balls deep inside her
>The torrent of sperm flooding her inside her causes her to have a violent orgasm
>So violent that she accidentally causes an earthquake
>She had to work 5 weeks to fix the damage, but she thinks it was worth it

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 14:29:08 2016 No.15046026 >>15045953 >Gnome: quake sex >Sylph: tornado sex >Undine: flood sex >Ignis: inferno sex All of them: the perfect storm sex

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 14:29:43 2016 No.15046027 >>15045903 That's all old info that got thrown out with mindflayer, shoggoth and wendigo. You can definitely change radically now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 14:30:09 2016 No.15046029 >>15046026 You forgot >Glacies: Blizzard sex

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 14:32:52 2016 No.15046041 >>15046026 >>15046029 >having intense sex with harem of spirit wives >out side it looks like you house is getting a unholy shit storm of natural disasters thrown at it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 14:36:03 2016 No.15046056 >>15046041 being an elementalist is suffering for the weathermen

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 14:39:50 2016 No.15046066 >>15046027 Well of course there are exceptions. None of the other girls can do anything that extreme.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 14:40:55 2016 No.15046071 >>15046027 We're talking about passive, always on adaptions. The stuff which the mindflayer, wendigo and shoggoth do are all induced abilities. They're either off or on, and are toggled.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 14:41:00 2016 No.15046072 >>15046056 I can see it now as a news paper header >elementalist anon told sexlife is "More dangerous then a ryu raised by wurms."

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 14:42:13 2016 No.15046079 >>15046011 Are you trying to make her feel as cozy as possible? Because you're succeeding. I want to make a lich feel so warm inside and out that she can't help but fall asleep.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 14:42:29 2016 No.15046083 >>15046072 forecasters worldwide taking out hitman contracts on elementalist anon after he keeps messing up their predictions

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 14:42:59 2016 No.15046084 >>15046071 Actually it's the opposite. Returning to human form is an induced ability. The normal passive is the bizarre beast incubus form.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 14:44:07 2016 No.15046088 >>15045977 I was expecting this and I'm not disappointed Top fucking kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 14:45:14 2016 No.15046094 >>15046083 you'd think with all that spirit sex he was having he's have some bullshit people sensing power out of it. either way, few things beat a good sniper

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 14:45:18 2016 No.15046095 >>15046084 That's kind of what I mean though. With things like stength, waterbreathing, and heat resistance, that's just always there. Whereas the complete morphing can be switched on or off, and requires an active effort to influence in that way.

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 14:46:19 2016 No.15046100

>>15046079
Yes! She's going to enjoy every pleasure from cumflation to comfiness before I'm done with her. If she's still awake when my balls are empty, I'm going to have her jerk me off into a nice big cup of hot chocolate for her to drink before sleep!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 14:48:11 2016 No.15046110 >>15046094 Dude's packing so much power under his belt he doesn't need more

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 14:52:16 2016 No.15046123

>>15046066
>None of the other girls can do anything that extreme.

That's never said after the new stuff came out. If anything what it does is puts a similar corollary as human women have when they monsterize. Succubus mana works fastest to monsterize anyone and is the most common, giving you a bog standard incubus for a man (the old notes about lesser monsters getting succubus charms to make their husband incubize follow this). But pump enough specific monster mana into a woman and that's what she changes into. Some creatures are also known for having very strong species mana, like werewolves, kitsune and echidna. These also tend to be ones that can disguise themselves as human. So something like an incubus of one of those might have some fluffy ears or fangs or something they can magic away, the same way a sadsquid can go back to being a man for a bit.

Not that I like it. Seems like a gateway to monsterboys and fuck that. But I do think that's how KC would explain it if you asked him how that works.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 15:01:14 2016 No.15046143 >>15046072 >then a ryu raised by wurms What has science done?

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 15:01:35 2016 No.15046144

>Had a dream where I'm in my home, which has somehow become as big as a mansion, like something out of Spooky's House of Jumpscares
>Being chased by an utterly terrifying ghost woman
>Inhumanly tall, pale as a sheet, long prehensile black hair, and eyes like pits sucking in any and all light
>Know for a fact that if she even so much as touches me, I'm worse than dead, like complete I Have No Mouth-esque erosion of the soul
>While running for my life, wind up in the living room
>For some reason, suddenly have the most urgent boner I've ever felt
>Drop my pants and start fapping then and there with the thought of that ghost girl in my mind
>All the danger is now gone from the situation, all the fear gone as if there never was any threat
>The ghost girl phases through the wall
>She's suddenly cute and attactive, like those images of Sadako you can find on Gelbooru
>Just floats there watching me fap
>Feel it building up, and cum like a broken fire hydrant
>Shoot up at least a quarter-pint of cum over seven feet into the air
>It hits the cute ghost in the face and splatters over her body

>Wake up
>Lift the covers
>Look down
>Groan and get tissues

What have these threads done to me, mentally?

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 15:03:08 2016 No.15046146

>Marry a Vampire
>Become an Incubus
>The only real change is that your body replaces lost blood cells extremely quickly, making it all but impossible to bleed out unless it's some kind of catastrophic wound
>Your wife loves to take advantage of it, she'll straddle your lap and feed for an hour or more at a time
>The both of you doze off one morning while she's laying on top of you and drinking her fill
>One of her fangs stays stuck on your neck while the two of you sleep
>The steady, albeit not terribly fast trickle of blood continues flowing all day
>You're awoken by a scream around dusk
>One of the maids, who keep the same schedule so as to not disturb the slumber of your wife and yourself, walked into the room to wake the two of you up and slipped on the puddle of blood
>It had managed to bleed through the couch and pool on the floor
>She describes it as a murder scene
>Your wife gives her some time off, but you're pretty sure she's traumatized for life

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 15:05:07 2016 No.15046150 >>15046144 It's just some cute ghost girl giving you nice dreams.

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 15:06:51 2016 No.15046155

>>15046144
>>Inhumanly tall, pale as a sheet, long prehensile black hair, and eyes like pits sucking in any and all light
CUTE

I'm sorry you didn't get to put it in in your dream, anon. Bukkake is fine too. Hopefully you'll see her again another night...?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 15:08:07 2016 No.15046157 >>15046144 Atleast you didn't get unintentionally cockblocked by Vladimir Putin in your dream.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 15:09:29 2016 No.15046163 >>15046157 Tell me more.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 15:09:57 2016 No.15046166 >>15046157 Putin distracted you or some thing?

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 15:10:29 2016 No.15046168

>>15046150
>>15046155
I hope so. In the dream, there was a nagging feeling of recurrence, or memory. Like I'd previously had a dream with that ghost in it, which I'd forgotten about upon waking up. So maybe I will get a continuation if I'm lucky.

>>15046157
I'm sorry, what? That sounds hilarious in hindsight.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 15:14:17 2016 No.15046191 >>15046168 >Like I'd previously had a dream with that ghost in it, which I'd forgotten about upon waking up. You see her every night, anon. You can never escape her. Once you die, you will be stuck in that house together with her for eternity.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 15:14:45 2016 No.15046192 >>15046146 All that blood just wasted.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 15:16:50 2016 No.15046200 >>15046144 >She's suddenly cute and attactive, like those images of Sadako you can find on Gelboor I wish I had dreams like this.

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 15:21:55 2016 No.15046231

>>15046163
>>15046166
I can't remember if I've posted about this before since I saw it quite some time ago.
>on a cruise ship in the dream
>there's an mge wight I get into a conversation with
>she tells me to come over later
>while I'm making my way over to where her room is, I get stopped by secret service guys
>apparently Putin is on the cruise ship
>his bodyguards think I'm trying to spy on him because I'm sneaking past his room
>but he himself can't come sort the mess out because he has food poisoning and is hurling in his room
>stuck in a sweet bro and hella jeff -esque argument with the bodyguards until the dream ends
>fucking russians

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 15:23:00 2016 No.15046236 >>15046146 >vampire waifu rides you as she drains your blood I know would it would be painful, but I'm also aroused by this

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 15:23:44 2016 No.15046241 >>15046231 It was a wight? Fuck russians indeed

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 15:27:54 2016 No.15046255 >>15045529 why do people get so triggered as soon as the role reversals are done completely 100%?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 15:28:54 2016 No.15046260 >>15046144 Shit I never get good stuff and no wet dreams ever, last I remember is some redhead throwing me random amputated arms and legs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 15:31:08 2016 No.15046265 >>15046236 >painful Do you even vampires

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 15:32:39 2016 No.15046271 >>15046231 I think the funniest part is how Putin would be totally cool with helping you out, if he wasn't hurling. >>15046236 >>vampire waifu rides you as she drains your blood Boy, have I got something for you! http://pastebin.com/sjF1VaQk

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 15:33:46 2016 No.15046276 >>15046255 People have double standards here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 15:36:54 2016 No.15046292 >>15046255 PATRIARCHY

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 15:37:34 2016 No.15046297 >>15046276 Generally this. That and there's the one butthurt guy who is blinded by his hatred of subs/role reversal existing, despite it being roughly half of the setting and a feature of a few profiles.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 15:39:05 2016 No.15046303 >>15046297 People still think its only one guy?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 15:39:21 2016 No.15046304 >>15046255 >>15046276 >>15046297 >muh double standards >>>/tumblr/

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 15:39:41 2016 No.15046306 >>15046144 I don't get wet dreams. I tried it once by not fapping until it happened, but I got so unbelievably horny by the fourth day that I had an amazing wank to Onozuka Komachi instead. God damn those tits.

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 15:39:56 2016 No.15046308

>>15046191
That's comforting. No, really, that actually is. If there was a sweet ghost watching me from the other side, sometimes getting her cover blown when she gets caught in a dream, waiting to catch me after death, I'd be completely down for that.

>>15046200
>>15046260
Eat some cheese at night, get to bed at a decent time, and try to limit your time on a computer, just to avoid melatonin production inhibition or disruption.
Keeping a dream journal also helps immensely. I've never managed to have a lucid dream, but just the act of keeping a dream journal ensured that I could remember my dreams about 3 times out of 5.

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 15:43:34 2016 No.15046323

>>15046303
I'm normally against this stupid it's all one guy! shit anons like to do, but he's pretty consistent with his arguments, needless aggression from nowhere, and reactions to people answering him.
Some anons might even agree with what he's saying, but I think it's pretty obvious the place calms down for a few days once he's been banned.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 15:45:32 2016 No.15046334 >>15046304 But they do exist.

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 15:46:04 2016 No.15046338

>>15046308
I used to keep a notepad document on the dreams I had. I got some really weird and surreal shit in there, and even a couple of relaxing and nice ones I was sad to discover were dreams.

But no sex dreams. If I ever got near the sex I was either cockblocked or the girl vanished somewhere.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 15:46:24 2016 No.15046341 >>15046323 Ok, you may be right about that. I have some complaints with current threadcannons, but after thinking about it a little bit, i guess you do have a point. Sometimes things aren't worth pushing around or arguing about.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 15:51:56 2016 No.15046366 >>15046341 I'm actually with you on the threadcanon. Many of the memes this thread dreams up and spams are completely asinine and obnoxiously overused, but that guy endlessly poking everyone in the ribs with his desperate need for drama helps nothing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 15:51:57 2016 No.15046367 >>15046341 There's a reason Headcanon exists, fuck threadcanon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 15:54:44 2016 No.15046381 YOUR A FUCKING RED DRAGON

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 15:55:02 2016 No.15046382

>>15046338
That's unfortunate. Still, a lot of people find that actually having sex in a dream destabilises it, and end up waking up during the act. I suppose it's just pure luck on wherever or not you can pull it off.
Even people who've trained themselves to lucid dream on command can have trouble with it. I'm just lucky with some of my utterly spontaneous wet dreams, in that I can still remain dreaming for a very short period of time after climac before waking up.
Hell, I even had that ghost girl dream after fapping that same night.

Just try to keep at it with lucid dream and dream control techniques if you want to do it. I guess.

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 15:58:01 2016 No.15046394

>>15046366
>>15046367

Every time i bring up disliking threadcannons im actually surprised that at least one or two people take the time to agree with me. Makes me feel a little better about disliking some of the obnoxious bullshit like all the cuddlehounds and shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 15:59:38 2016 No.15046397 Now that I think about it, college life would be hell on earth if monstergirls were real.

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 16:01:41 2016 No.15046407

>>15046382
I always found that no matter how perverted i am irl and how much dirty thoughts i have i can never for the love of god have a lewd dream, feels like sex is the farthest thing from my mind in my dream self.

Also there are often moments inside of my dreams where a random qt girl stops me from whatever i am doing to tell me something but i can never remember what is it, maybe i have an interdimensional Nightmare waifu?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 16:01:48 2016 No.15046408 >>15046381 Yes, i'm fuking a red dragon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 16:02:02 2016 No.15046410 >>15046397 >college life would be hell on earth So no real difference? That's not exactly a time I look back on fondly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 16:02:27 2016 No.15046412 >>15046397 At least it would be easy to pay off your loans.

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 16:03:14 2016 No.15046415

>>15046394
Most of the threadcanon could be described as obnoxious after a point - you repeat anything enough and people will get fed up with it. You do get the anons who furiously defend it, but they do it in such a personal and angry way that it just had to be trolling.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 16:04:22 2016 No.15046418 >>15046410 Remember finals Now add in monstergirls Now imagine trying to study so you won't get fucked (by the tesst) with the horny girls chasing you around

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 16:04:31 2016 No.15046420

>>15046394
It's okay not to like cuddlehounds, having autistic meltdowns every time they're mentioned isn't. I guess I'm just somehow magic and people never flip out about ~controversial~ ideas (eg. egglaying Dragons with Cloacas) or hard fetishes in my stories.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 16:04:35 2016 No.15046422 >>15046410 I actually liked college. It was far better than school and all it's bullshit and there was lots of alcohol involved too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 16:05:20 2016 No.15046425 >>15046407 She's telling you how to construct the interdimensional Stargate. Pay closer attention next time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 16:05:30 2016 No.15046426 >>15046418 just choose, get fucked or get "fucked".

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 16:06:32 2016 No.15046431 >>15046422 I think most college-haters are conformers who went with some engineering major that they hated just to play it safe with their lives. I know I was miserable until I jumped ship to do something actually interesting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 16:07:12 2016 No.15046436 >>15046426 If I choose to get "fucked", I get 'fucked" AND fucked. That's double times the fuck,.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 16:08:15 2016 No.15046441 >>15046255 >>15046276 Seriously? Are you faggots going to start to complain that monstergirls should have harems too?

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 16:08:41 2016 No.15046445

>>15046394
Why would you be surprised? We're not a hivemind and I'm sure there's a good number of anons who also hate threadcanon. I personally don't mind it in moderation, but when certain anons try and force it as actual canon they can go fuck themselves.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 16:10:05 2016 No.15046454 >>15046441 I'm not defending it. I'm just saying some very obvious double standards exist.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 16:10:44 2016 No.15046457 >>15046334 For a reason, apparently

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 16:11:32 2016 No.15046462 >>15046454 Of course they do. Monstergirls are mostly a fetish for guys, so fetishes that you can see in shoujos like reverse harems are obviously not a thing. Fuck, KC even had the slime queen remade so it weren't a reverse harem anymore.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 16:11:47 2016 No.15046464 >>15046381 Carly the Cuck?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 16:13:24 2016 No.15046473 >>15046464 probably lizardmen/salamanders the cucks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 16:14:37 2016 No.15046479 >>15046462 gay

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 16:15:11 2016 No.15046485 >>15046445 >>15046420 >>15046415 You guys give me so much hope. Anyhow i guess i'll drop this topic for a bit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 16:16:56 2016 No.15046490 >>15046462 Haha, get fucked.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 16:19:14 2016 No.15046502 >>15046462 You're right, people really forget what setting they're talking about at times.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 16:19:16 2016 No.15046503 >>15046490 Now that's hardly a helpful comment, is it? Just what did you hope to achieve by posting that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 16:20:01 2016 No.15046506 >>15046503 Why even respond. You know it's bait.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 16:20:23 2016 No.15046507 >>15046502 There's guys who like sloppy seconds, too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 16:20:53 2016 No.15046511 >>15046490 I don't understand, you post that because you like reverse harems? Do you have a cuckolding fetish?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 16:23:19 2016 No.15046521 So, would you milk a Lich for ''research'' ?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 16:27:20 2016 No.15046542 >>15046521 Of Course I would. I would also encouraged her to try and get herself breast simmelar to a Holstaur. You know, for science!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 16:27:26 2016 No.15046543 >>15046521 Am I getting paid? I would still do it even if I weren't, but money is always nice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 16:29:18 2016 No.15046553 >>15046521 If she "milked" me for research too. Emotionless handjobs while she's wearing a lab coat is one of my top fantasies.

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 16:32:36 2016 No.15046574

>>15046521
Fuck yes.

Imagine if a lich's research involved changing the milk within her breasts, and having you milk her just to note the differences.
Over the course of a week, she makes the milk thicker and creamier every day, and gets you to knead her nipples and lap it all up during.
Then next week, she experiments with temperature, trying to remain composed as she warms up the milk casting spells on her breasts. Until by day seven, it's as warm as a hellhound's. You could bend the lich over, take her nipples between your fingers, and milk her directly over a mug of hot chocolate powder, and drink it straight like that.
Maybe, just for fun, she'd alter the flavours as well. There's very little research value in it, and she'll never admit it, but really she changes the flavour just as a reward for you.

I also had a much more wild idea in regards to what a lich could do to increase her efficiency, but I think it's too much for this thread.

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 16:34:32 2016 No.15046584

>>15046553
I want a Lich to research how fast I come and how much I report enjoying it in various situations. Variables to control include:
>Her state of undress
>Her body type (varied with illusion magic)
>The activity (HJ, BJ, vaginal etc.)
>Tightness and wetness of the contact
>Form of dirty talk, if any

Imagine her face when it turned out the best sex was lotus position while wearing her lab dress shrt with her real body and normal parameters while she whispers she loves me into my ear.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 16:35:18 2016 No.15046588 >>15046462 Was it actually remade or shit translated?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 16:42:07 2016 No.15046620 >>15046521 I don't think any research based on lich breast milk would pertain my interests. Groping a Lich's tits, however, is another matter entirely.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 16:43:25 2016 No.15046625 >>15046620 >Are small or big tits better to grope?

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 16:44:40 2016 No.15046630

>>15046584
That last part sounds super cute.
>Form of dirty talk, if any
I imagine that she would try to dirty talk normally but everything would come cross so factually that it's not quite how it should be.

So rather than "does my hand feel good?" it comes out as "my hand is moving up and down across your penis causing friction, is this creating the desired stimulation?"

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 16:48:30 2016 No.15046648

>>15046574
>Hathorite Lich

>Like any other member of her order her body is soft, her breasts large, and she has an ass one could balance a breakfast plate
>To match the motif of fellow Liches and Hathorites, she wears dark metal cuffs reminiscent of cow skulls on her wrists, ankles, and neck
>Additionally, she forgoes the use of panties but still wears the same cow-print bikini top she dressed in not long after she first augmented her breasts to bare milk
>Researches the effects of monstergirl milk (bovine and on-bovine) on humans and other monstergirls
>However, she refuses to test the milk on herself and her husband out of the irrational fear that he'd like the taste of milk that isn't hers
My lactation fetish is helping me regain my writing groove. I mean shit, this is the second time today I churned out Lich lactation stuff.

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 16:48:46 2016 No.15046650

>>15046630
>Oh yes, Anon. I am a woman who is sexually available to a socially unacceptable extent. Copulate with my vagina.
>Your reproductive organ is living body temperature. It is distinctly warmer than my body. I enjoy the warmth.
>I am fond of you, Anon. I would like you to stay with me for the foreseeable future. Please commit to a pair-forming ritual with me.
>Please inseminate me.

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 17:02:45 2016 No.15046687

>>15046584
>>15046650
>"Please feel free to ejaculate at any time"
>"Are you some kind of slut? Because most people tend to use that word with people tend in freely engage in sexual activity with people they are not in close relationships with, like you are doing now"
>I'm going to have vaginal intercourse with you until you are unable to maintain an erection"
>"You're performing a satisfactorily job at performing oral sex. I am approaching orgasm, and I request that you continue until my orgasm has finished."
>"I have returned from researching colloquialisms to achieve better results. Ahem. I will use my 'tits to milk you until you've turned my skin white', even if semen cannot change skin hue, and my skin is already white.
>"Or more of a pale purple really"

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 17:05:04 2016 No.15046692 >>15046630 >>15046650 >>15046687 Scientific dirty talk should not turn me this much on.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 17:07:33 2016 No.15046697 >>15046584 >>15046650 >>15046687 Lich-chan is cute!

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 17:11:01 2016 No.15046703

>>15046697
>Anon, please see me in private.
>I have analysed the data, and there is a startling result.
>It seems that you are in love with me.
>This is a serious breach of research ethics.
>Any results from the battery cannot be generalised.
>It is likely that you only prefer the variation DrSh/Real/Lot/Norm/Aff-Marr because of your emotions towards me.
>I am very disappointed that you did not come forward with this information prior to the testing process.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 17:12:20 2016 No.15046705 >>15046687 >Lich not referring to her own skin colour according to its appropriate hexidecimal triplet value Step up your game.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 17:13:37 2016 No.15046707 >>15046648 I like the idea of the cow skull motif, definitely. That's great.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 17:18:56 2016 No.15046722 >>15046705 It's like you want her to hand you a chart after the test asking you to rate each part on a scale from one to ten.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 17:21:07 2016 No.15046730 >>15046722 I'd like that. But I don't want to hurt her feelings if I rate anything less than ten, though. I have to put aside personal bias in the name of objective criticism so we can attain true perfection.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 17:22:03 2016 No.15046736 >>15046722 Anon pls. Of course she's going to want to know everything. Now, would you please rank blowjobs with natural lips, chapstick, and lipstick in order of physical pleasure and level of arousal.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 17:25:57 2016 No.15046749 >>15046703 >>15046730 >For example, you have rated both your state of arousal and your physical pleasure at 10 for every act. You claim that you only require my touch to be perfectly satisfied. This renders the results useless.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 17:27:59 2016 No.15046761 >>15046703 I want to fall in love with the Lich Teacher of my Necromancy course!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 17:30:34 2016 No.15046771 >>15046705 Unless you have the processing speed of a computer, being aware of one's epidermal pigmentation is not required for the act of copulation, and may be safely disregarded as excess information. In short, who cares nerd lmao

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 17:32:35 2016 No.15046779 >>15046771 >His liches don't have the processing speed of a computer through body modification and magical augumentation Someone get this dumb jock outta here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 17:32:42 2016 No.15046782 >>15046650 >>15046687 Okay, I'm starting to like liches now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 17:38:35 2016 No.15046809 >>15046782 I know, it's great. I've got to figure out a way to merge this hyper-literal speech with some ASMR. I think that'd potentially make for some great reading material.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 17:39:20 2016 No.15046812 >>15046761 Would you kill herself to get her to touch your dick?

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 17:39:22 2016 No.15046813

>>15046779
Contrary to your preemtive assumption, Liches are not within my list of preferred Monstergirls. Whether or not they may have vast information processing capabilities is, ultimately, of no importance, for I am indifferent to their species.

On the other hand, body modifications seem like the type of interest an actual "jock" would take a linking to, mister Jock.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 17:39:44 2016 No.15046816 >>15046809 >lich ASMR experiments truly the pinnacle of lewd

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 17:39:51 2016 No.15046817 >>15046782 They're the most versatile undead.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 17:40:36 2016 No.15046820 >>15046809 She probably finds out that you have a weakness for her whispering in your ear and starts researching the best way to get a reaction out of you by doing that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 17:41:53 2016 No.15046823 >>15046816 I wish more people would have a crack at it, really. I'm kind of proud of my own attempt at it, and I'm surprised that the ASMR aspect came across as well as it did in writing. Now I'm just spitballing ideas for some reverse ASMR on a lich.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 17:42:50 2016 No.15046828 >>15046820 The holy grail would be getting anon to cum jut from whispering in his ear.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 17:42:57 2016 No.15046829 >>15046812 D-Do you think she'll like me more if I was Undead?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 17:44:21 2016 No.15046834 >>15046828 >Cum without touching Wait a damn second, hear me out here. Lich hypnosis.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 17:45:58 2016 No.15046842 >>15046834 Sounds hot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 17:46:41 2016 No.15046843 >>15046834 >Lich hypnosis. I disapprove.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 17:47:40 2016 No.15046846 >>15046834 I'd be 100% down for that. I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Consensual hypnosis is fucking fantastic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 17:49:02 2016 No.15046849 >>15046823 Basilisk needs some ASMR content.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 17:49:49 2016 No.15046852 >>15046834 >Getting hypnotized into being a quickshot >Taking a potion to induce endless cumshots >Handjob with a splurt for every thrust YES

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 17:50:31 2016 No.15046854 >>15046849 You're right, I haven't seen anything like that in writing form yet. Definitely something to keep in mind which needs to be rectified.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 17:52:39 2016 No.15046857 >>15046849 What about a Basilisk getting ASMRed by her lover? With that mask on she could focus on only his voice and touch.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 17:53:20 2016 No.15046861 >>15046857 I thought that's exactly what was being proposed.

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 17:55:45 2016 No.15046865

>>15046846
Consensual hypnosis is amazing yes.
>Lich dismisses hypnosis thinking it's bullshit
>You convince her to try it on you, appealing to her curiosity by saying you never know until you try
>To her surprise she manages to hypnotise you quite easy after a few minor hiccups
>She's torn between continuing and having a bit of fun or making some serious notes about the process
Alternatively
>Hypnotising her when she humours you and doesn't believe it's possible
>Make her get on all fours and wan like a dog in her usual monotone voice
>Break the hypnosis when she's drinking out of a water bowl and try to keep a straight face as she looks completely unamused

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 17:57:57 2016 No.15046874

>Lich experimenting with giving ASMR in that soft, composed voice of hers
>Basilisk is a hypersensitive receiver when it comes to ASMR

Not that it will ever happen here for obvious reasons, but now I'm wondering about how strongly a basilisk would react to ASMR performed on her by a lich.
The effects would probably be very considerable.

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 18:00:13 2016 No.15046883

>>15046865
I can't even imagine what a monotone lich "wan", "woof" or "awoo" would sound like. Convincing her that it's real that way would be pretty funny though.

But would a lich really be that dismissive? After all, I imagine she'd be naturally inquisitive. That, and with magic, anything's possible. Hypnosis through illusions would probably be as easy as breathing for her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 18:06:31 2016 No.15046912 >>15046852 All of my yes.

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 18:09:08 2016 No.15046923

>>15046912
Of course, she wouldn't want to expose herself to all that jizz coming out of you. Oh no, she'd sit you on a shower stool and give you a reacharound handjob. You'd feel her soft breasts well back and forth on your back with every stroke and every cumshot. You'd even imagine feeling her breath on your shoulder, but it's actually just her hair.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 18:10:02 2016 No.15046925 >>15046883 >Local Lich goes "Awooo" >"Kos or Kosm" debate still rages

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 18:10:40 2016 No.15046930 >>15046883 That's a good point. Then again she could have been so absorbed in her own research that she amused it was just fairytale nonsense and never realised she was capable of it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 18:12:10 2016 No.15046938 >All this lich magic >Lich ASMR >Hypnosis on both sides >Handjobs >Breast enhancement >Magically induced and altered lactation Both me and my dick are very happy right now. What a good way to wind down the thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 18:14:45 2016 No.15046955 >>15046938 Normally when images run out everything goes to shit with people trying to crash the thread, I'm pleasantly surprised it went this way.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 18:17:22 2016 No.15046967 >>15046923 Stop it. My dick can only get so erect. Please continue. >>15046955 It has been a while since we had a good end to a thread. I'm quite happy about it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 18:17:31 2016 No.15046970 >>15046938 I want my Lich mistress to perform a ritual to change her body to perfectly match the target's tastes! She thinks it didn't work because she tested it with me and I think she's already perfect.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 18:19:16 2016 No.15046977 >>15046967 I'm going to sleep soon, anon. If you're lucky, I might feel like writing up a story like this later. I tink I can fit it in together with my existing Lich serial.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 18:20:29 2016 No.15046983 >>15046977 Sleep well then anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 18:24:50 2016 No.15047006 >>15046967 But she's got beakers she's expecting you to fill up. I think that wouldn't be very enjoyable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 18:27:42 2016 No.15047026 Next thread better start with lots of lovely Lich ladies

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 18:30:41 2016 No.15047047 >>15046970 Damn that is both cute and accurate. This arouses the Lich

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 18:31:28 2016 No.15047050 >>15047026 i want monster girl celebs that have boy harems.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 18:47:59 2016 No.15047115 Did I miss something? Why does this thread have so many posts? An announcement or something?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 18:48:49 2016 No.15047119 >>15047050 >boy harems Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 18:48:55 2016 No.15047121 All this lich posting is making the lich happy. http://i.imgur.com/n4bpRJF.png

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 18:49:13 2016 No.15047123 >>15047115 >2k >many posts The fuck you are talking about, nigger This thread is half-ded

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 18:49:28 2016 No.15047126 >>15047115 2300 replies is SOP for these threads

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 18:50:11 2016 No.15047131 >>15047115 new here?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 18:50:54 2016 No.15047136 >>15047115 This really isn't much for the Monstergirl Thread. Back a few months ago, we could easily hit 3000. Maybe even 4000 if the board was slow enough.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 18:51:07 2016 No.15047139 >>15047131 >>15047126 >>15047123 I misread and thought we were at 3,000 something

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 18:51:24 2016 No.15047142 >>15047115 Yeah you did you missed all the discussion about KC having to quit making monstergirls and basically wiping everything done related to them. We've enjoyed our company together but now we must part for it is the end

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 18:51:34 2016 No.15047144 >>15047026 All good things in moderation, as much as I love Liches I don't want to drive them into the ground.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 18:51:53 2016 No.15047146 >>15047119 fagget

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 18:53:42 2016 No.15047154 >>15047146 Not him but I respect your wishes, though I must sincerely ask of you to not bring questionable ideas by thread standards because we had enough shitposting for the week. In short, fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 18:54:53 2016 No.15047160 >playing through Morrowind's Bloodmoon expansion >feel bad for slaughtering all those Werewolves I mean, they're just bizarrely short biped wolves in this, but still. Why do snowy settings and Werewolves go so well together anyway?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 18:55:45 2016 No.15047165 >>15047154 >Thread standards I don't like reverse harems at all, but don't be that guy. You know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 18:56:27 2016 No.15047167 >>15047160 because they are so cute and fluffy

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 18:56:53 2016 No.15047170 >>15047160 Snow is beautiful, and wolfgirls are beautiful too. Snowy landsacpes are the best for exploring, hunting in, and cuddling together in. Wolfgirls are also the best for doing all that stuff with, so they fit perfectly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 18:57:14 2016 No.15047171 >>15047160 Because you have no wolves and wolves are STRONK But really probably because they tend to live in cold or at least colder temperate places, I guess

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 18:58:28 2016 No.15047174 >>15047165 I was just pointing out that there are some things that invariably start shit, nothing more, but alright.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 18:59:28 2016 No.15047176 >>15047119 >>15047154 Stop taking the bait

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 19:02:28 2016 No.15047182

>>15047174
Fair enough, you're not wrong.

Though just remember to be carful with that. Sometimes, the people posting a negative reaction to stuff which "invariably starts shit" end up causing even more damage and shit in the thread than the original thing posted.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 19:02:49 2016 No.15047183 >>15047170 >>15047171 True, I'd love a huge strong wolfu to snuggle up to in a blizzard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 19:05:51 2016 No.15047194 >>15047183 How huge and strong though? Enough that she can piggyback you while leaping impossible distances and dashing along mountain ranges?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 19:06:25 2016 No.15047195 >>15047183 Who needs a Yeti when you have a seven foot tall wall of sex and power?

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 19:09:18 2016 No.15047201

So, I had a dream last night where I scratched and pet a small dog-girl into a flooded loins mess before a passing dragon told me to take responsibility for it, but woke up before I got her home.
Just thought you'd all like to know.
I think she was a miniature sheltie.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 19:11:10 2016 No.15047209 >>15047195 I wanna ara ara matsiff kobold nee-san.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 19:12:21 2016 No.15047212 >>15047201 Glad you did share that. Even in dreams, cute dog-girls and kobolds deserve to be pet and pampered to orgasm and beyond.

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 19:22:19 2016 No.15047262

>>15044540
Monstersona or not I want to see Kitsch turn into an Ara Ara Granny Fox as her real form, but only used in absolutely dire situations because the last time she did it the poor D she was hounding suffered from severe Mofu and Ara Ara Addictions

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 19:24:10 2016 No.15047272 >>15047262 >Ara Ara Addictions >implying this is bad >implying i cant stop

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 19:26:10 2016 No.15047283 >>15047262 Mofu addictions are the perfect excuse to keep your face buried in an intimate part of your fluffy monstergirl mate.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 19:31:49 2016 No.15047317 >>15047272 >Implying you would want to stop when an ara ara MG is telling you you're about to break her hips >But her body keeps meeting up to yours in the cadence of love making

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 19:36:38 2016 No.15047343

>>15047262
>Mofu and Ara Ara Addictions

>Parents come to visit
>"Anon, your mother and I think you might have a problem."
>Sitting there engulfed in the tails of a Kitsune who looks like she's not even aware of the conversation happening around her, you reply
>"I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM, OKAY?! I JUST LIKE THIS! I CAN QUIT ANY TIME I WANT TO!"
>"Okay, then quit it. Right now."
>The Kitsune stirs and turns to you, caressing your cheek with one hand
>"Ara ara, you're not going to leave me, are you?"

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 19:43:36 2016 No.15047375 >>15047343 Anon, I fully admit I have problem. I also recognize that I absolutely cannot quit, mostly because I don't want to.

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 19:52:28 2016 No.15047403

>>15047375
You may consider your addiction a problem, but I'm perfectly fine with mine. I am fully functional with the addiction intact, and capable of all necessary activities for daily life. That I tend to surround myself with mofu and ara ara at all times is just a matter of preference.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:03:16 2016 No.15047443 I have such a crippling addiction to mofu mofu that I'd even keep a tuft of a kitsune's tail hair in my pocket for emergencies

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:05:38 2016 No.15047451 Scales > Mofu

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:06:21 2016 No.15047452 >>15047443 I bet that functions as an actual working good luck charm, considering how magical kitsunes are. A kitsune in love with you could give you a pouch of her tail fur as a ward and way to always stay linked with you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:06:33 2016 No.15047453 I have an addiction to Kejourou hair. I'm too far gone to be saved.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:08:08 2016 No.15047459 >The only fast monstergirl is the Cockatrice >All she does is run away from people Monstergirls confirmed slow. Can't husbando what you can't catch.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:08:22 2016 No.15047462 >>15047451 both are good

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:08:53 2016 No.15047464 My addiction to Yeti mofu is ruining me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:09:18 2016 No.15047467 >>15047459 Thing is, certain monstergirls will follow you in a rect line, such a Ushi-Onis and Wurms.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:12:23 2016 No.15047478 >>15047464 Yeti mofu is indeed a powerful "manliness corroder", sometimes I question myself if overexposure to Yeti cuteness is actually doing me harm in a way sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:12:52 2016 No.15047479 >>15047451 I wanna be wrapped up in a dragon's wing hug as much as possible!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:12:59 2016 No.15047481 >>15047459 I think thunderbirds are pretty fast, all things considered. And I like to think that wyverns are excellent speed demons, too. Imagine a wyvern moving like this: https://streamable.com/pvxl

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:13:34 2016 No.15047483 >>15047459 >Kunoichi >Slow if you say so

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:14:51 2016 No.15047489 >>15047478 If I ever came into contact with an Ara Ara Yeti I would be her plaything for all time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:15:33 2016 No.15047491 >3dpd gave me her number while out to lunch I feel like I'm being mocked by some bored god. 2017 really can't come any sooner.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:17:10 2016 No.15047493 >>15047491 3DPD half-meme aside, is she nice at all? Or is she actually, objectively not that great?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:17:15 2016 No.15047494 >>15047491 Just toss it out

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:18:37 2016 No.15047495 >>15047493 She was very cute which just makes this worse.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:21:23 2016 No.15047505 >>15047493 >3DPD >meme Kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:25:35 2016 No.15047524 >>15047495 But is she an asshole? >>15047505 Half meme. Of course it's blown wildly out of proportion, because 4chan and it's userbase, but enough people are dicks in general that there's a reason the phrase exists in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:26:05 2016 No.15047526 >>15047491 Nothing good ever happens anon, I say it's bored god.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:27:05 2016 No.15047529 >>15047491 Nice blog.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:27:52 2016 No.15047531 >>15047491 Go out with her and call her a scrub for being a boring stupid human girl.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:28:14 2016 No.15047533 >>15047493 >>15047524 >Half-meme

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:30:10 2016 No.15047547 >>15047491 Just be upfront with her. Text her and ask her if you can inseminate her tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:30:28 2016 No.15047549 >>15047533 Yep, that's what I said. Congratulations, you're now demonstating the intellectual capacity of a parrot. Keep it up, champ.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:31:04 2016 No.15047552 >>15047524 >But is she an asshole? Nope, super sweet and always a pleasure to talk to. It's hard to justify my 3DPD hate when she's the counter. >>15047526 But what if this is my one and only chance at being a normalfag?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:32:33 2016 No.15047556 >>15047552 Why would you want to be a normalfag? Don't you want to jack off to monstergirl stuff with complete strangers?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:33:17 2016 No.15047558 >>15047491 My, that is indeed gre-- I mean, grievous news, my fellow Anon. Surely you're going to give the lad-- 3DPD a chance despite her not being a monstrosity"girl", yes?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:33:49 2016 No.15047561 >>15047556 Only a scrub wouldn't. I don't even jack off to monstergirls anymore, I just jack off to you Anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:35:13 2016 No.15047570 >>15047552 >Ever considering being a normalfag It's too late you already are, please leave before you end up with weird ideas.

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:38:01 2016 No.15047580

>>15047552
Well, if she's cute and nice, go for it.
Don't listen to 4chan's rampant echo chamber cynicism if you think she's nice.

It's your life, after all. And your actual, physical, non-internet life at that. Your happiness takes priority over some silly "3DPD" mantra which only really applies as a heavily biased, inexperienced generalisation.

Get her to wear a tail buttplug and dog ears headband when you fuck.
There, now this post is /mgt/-approved.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:39:14 2016 No.15047583 >>15047491 My cousin got confessed and he actually said that he only liked 2D girls. Don't do it, if you reject her they will ruin your life.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:40:13 2016 No.15047585 >>15047583 Haha holy shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:40:56 2016 No.15047591 >>15047459 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53OyPYa7SEI

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:41:46 2016 No.15047598 >>15047583 >Don't do it, if you reject her they will ruin your life. What, if a girl proposes, you either have to accept or you'll suffer forever?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:44:27 2016 No.15047610 >>15047598 I think it's more that they'll ruin your life if you say "Sorry, I only like 2D girls."

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:46:00 2016 No.15047618 >>15047591 I bet a Raiju could pull it off with enough power.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:46:24 2016 No.15047620 >>15047591 >Run so fast you phase out of the mortal real and ascend into the speed force At last, a safe haven from the monster rapists.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:48:33 2016 No.15047631 >>15047552 >>15047491 If you really are going to get 3dpd, leave this thread. We don't want to hear about your blogposts bragging about your human gf. >>15047583 >>15047610 I do want to hear more about this, what an alpha.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:48:47 2016 No.15047632 >>15047610 That's one more reason why 3D is PD

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:49:15 2016 No.15047635 >>15047549 >Half

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:50:02 2016 No.15047637 >>15047631 >can't handle some late night blogposting I'll post updates later just for you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:50:54 2016 No.15047646 >>15047549 He's right tho. >>15047583 I would like some storytime too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:51:54 2016 No.15047650 >>15047631 Chill out nerd

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:53:02 2016 No.15047660 >>15044129 Brown skin with blonde hair is GOAT, especially when it's on someone normal and not a gyaru. Not that gyarus are bad at all, mind.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:54:13 2016 No.15047662 any new drawfag art?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:56:04 2016 No.15047669 >>15047662 What an stupidly vague question. Of course there's new art. There's always new art. If you want the question to not be dumb, define since when.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:56:08 2016 No.15047670 >>15047662 The Miiafag got two dakis done

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:58:02 2016 No.15047682 >>15047662 Latenight drew some new stuff involving the Basilisk along with a wrassler Oni. Miiafag and Wockfag posted WIPs for commissions. Gazerfag posted some new stuff. Also, not drawfag related but we now have art of a tittymonster Mad Hatter.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 21:01:03 2016 No.15047695 >>15047491 Please Anon, we need more monsters on the outside, not the inside.

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 21:04:23 2016 No.15047705

>>15047646
He's right in the same way that the phrase "roses are red" is right.
Yes, it applies correctly to a wide range, but it's a biased and inexperienced answer, because white roses, pink roses, purple roses, etc, exist too.

Asking 4chan on social advice is like asking a vegan for advice on eating meat. The chances are very high you're not ever going to get an at all decent or rational answer.

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 21:07:08 2016 No.15047722

>>15047631
>>15047646
It's nothing much, really.

>Weird scene girl finds my cousin cute and confesses to him
>After a lot of hard talk and images he manages to explain to her that he only likes 2D girls
>In a moment of rage, she takes a print and sends it to all of her classmates

People made fun of him for a really long time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 21:08:08 2016 No.15047728 >>15047722 Your cousin made the right choice, good on him.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 21:09:41 2016 No.15047738 >>15047722 >3DPD can't handle being cucked by drawn pictures

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 21:09:58 2016 No.15047739 >>15047722 Kek, she got rekt and went on a fit, I'm sorry for your cousin though, at least he sounds based.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 21:10:43 2016 No.15047742 >>15047722 So how did they mock him? "Ayyyy how is your anime pillow doing" or something?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 21:10:44 2016 No.15047743 >>15047662 We don't need new art we're fine where we're at

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 21:12:22 2016 No.15047749 >>15047722 Couldn't he have just told her he wasn't interested, instead of revealing his power level so hard nearby pebbles floated?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 21:13:18 2016 No.15047756 >>15047722 And this is what happens when you forget to hide your power level. Probably for the best he didn't go for her though if she was willing to screw him over that bad over rejection.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 21:15:59 2016 No.15047773 >>15047743 This post is very suspicious.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 21:16:05 2016 No.15047774 >>15047722 Wow, that was a pretty douche move. Did she ever apologize for fucking him over like that?

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 21:16:31 2016 No.15047779

>>15047722
That's hilarious. She acted like a child, so good on him for turning her down.

But really, he kind of got what was coming to him. If you outright say to a normalfag you're only attracted to 2D, then that's pretty much your fault. Hide your power level. There's a reason people say it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 21:18:22 2016 No.15047793 >>15047774 >3DPD >apologizing for their fuck ups You mean blame others even harder?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 21:18:30 2016 No.15047795 >>15047662 There's an early sketch for a Kejourou commission at the start of the thread

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 21:19:34 2016 No.15047801 >1 thread away from finally getting bumped off I wish this didn't take so long desu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 21:21:33 2016 No.15047810 >>15047801 Maybe, but this is pretty fun too. I hope the mod stops pruning the thread post-image limit in the future. If they did it this time around, we wouldn't have gotten all that great lich discussion.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 21:22:35 2016 No.15047816 >>15047749 >>15047756 >>15047779 He's ascended from needing to hide his powerlevel. Normalfags have no effect on him anymore. no doubt he'll be a high ranking member of society after the Beta Rebellion.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 21:22:45 2016 No.15047819 >>15047682 Gazerfag has some commissions in progress too apparently.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 21:24:01 2016 No.15047827 >>15047816 Well, as long as he truly doesn't care. Hope it doesn't affect his life negatively too much.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 21:24:23 2016 No.15047828 >>15047819 I pray for Gazer tiddies and ass.

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