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Snakes give the best hugs

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h (embed)

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.15014490

x is best girl

>> No.15014505

Your name is the alias you will use when you meet monster girls.

Will they buy it?

>> No.15014514

Remove monsters from premises

>> No.15014523

>/mgt/ is last in catalog
>start new thread thinking it would kick it off
>nothing


Fuck

>> No.15014636

SNAKES 4 LYFE

>> No.15014892
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15014892

Any greentexts about Big Dragon Butt and the anons who waifu them?

>> No.15014899

>>15014505
Not sure. I have a feeling it wouldn't help very much.

>> No.15014935

Anonymoose updated his saga:

> Chapter 98
http://anonymoosesaga.pbworks.com/w/page/106727526/Chapter%2098

> We battle now... again

>> No.15015073

OP is a Wurm.

>> No.15015364

Maids doing rad tricks on skateboards are olev.

>> No.15015381

>>15015364
Maids aren't supposed to do tricks, they're meant to suck dicks.

>> No.15015421

>>15014935
Chapter 100 better have a mean MG in a leather jacket come in and rape the holy fuck fucking fuckedy fuck out of one of the main characters. Leaving him a broken shell of his former self.

>> No.15015701

>>15015381
I thought they were supposed to turn tricks, not do them

>> No.15016160

>>15015364
Now I want to see a Kikimora who's a maid during the day but moonlights as the world's greatest stuntman.

>> No.15016205 [SPOILER] 
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15016205

Do you dare enter their magical realm?
If you can make it past them you get $100,000,000.

>> No.15016217

please die !!!

""""""""KUDASAI-!"""""""""

>> No.15016219
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>>15015364
I only got Mermaids doing rad tricks.

>>15015701
She turns tricks for free, does that count?

>> No.15016229
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15016229

What cool tricks can your MG waifu do?

>> No.15016245
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>>15016229
She can do that cool trick where you do a clean and jerk and catch the bar with arms straight forward in the middle part.

>> No.15016321

>>15016229
She can cock food with her breath.

>> No.15016330

>>15016321
What happens if she sneezes while you're kissing?

>> No.15016334

>>15016330
That's how people lose nose hairs.

>> No.15016342

>>15014523
This is like the third time in a row you've done that.
You figure you'd have learned by now.

>> No.15016357

>>15014523
I think the last row is now supposed to have 8 threads.

>> No.15016372

>>15016342
Anon, this is the first thread i've made in like, 6 months

>> No.15016377

>>15016330
Then I get all warm and fuzzy inside. Probably will need to go to the hospital

>> No.15016524

>>15016205
I do dare to enter their realm as I would be happy enough being in there even if I never made it far enough to get the money.

>> No.15016575

>>15016245
I don't think that's a sentence
I think you just put words in a post and called it a day

>> No.15016579

>>15016245
I'm sorry, what?

>> No.15016635

Ayyy /mgt/, new draw poll.

http://strawpoll.me/7260872

pls vote pls

>> No.15016646
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>> No.15016660

>>15016646
I can already see her trying to use her BIG MEATY PAWS to carefully type each letter one at a time.

>> No.15016668

>>15016646
Very cute face and glasses.

>> No.15016670

>>15016646
I want to cum on those glasses

>> No.15016677

>>15016646
I want to compliment her on how cute she looks in those glasses! And then realize a couple of months later that she hasn't stopped wearing them since!

>> No.15016686

>>15016646
Why are glasses so good?

>> No.15016707
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>>15014474
Snakes are hip and cool!

>> No.15016714
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15016714

Tease the big fat Cuddlecat.

>> No.15016719

>>15016670
Don't do that. If a fingerprint is pretty annoying I can't even imagine how cumstains are.

>> No.15016722

I want to work in MGC as a Cockatrice catcher!

>> No.15016728

>>15016646
This is just some slutty Manticore trying to lure Anons into her lair.

Those grandma glasses don't fool me, she's only thinking of lewd Manticore thoughts.

>> No.15016738

>>15016728
>no lewd Manticore GILF to help you and her granddaughter through your first time together

>> No.15016759

>>15016722
Someone needs to round up those chickens for the farmers I guess.

It's a nightmare trying to get them back into their shed.

>> No.15016770

>>15016738
Her fur may be grey, but she knows what to do. Now she just needs to pass on her knowledge to her eager granddaughter, now that her tailpussy has grown.

>> No.15016788

>>15016738
>>15016770
But what if I fall in love with her, and not her granddaughter?

>> No.15016810

>>15016788
She'd call you an idiot, falling in love with an old Manticore like her, it would be unseemly for her to take away prey from the younger generation.

>> No.15016829

>>15016810
But what if I really do love her? Her laugh, her smile, the way her tailpussy seamlessly molded around my dick. I LOVE GILFCORE!

>> No.15016846

>>15016788
>>15016829
>liking extremely used goods

>> No.15016848

>>15016829
Stop, you're making her blush, a strapping young man shouldn't be saying such things.

>> No.15016869

Finally. And I stand by OFF.

>> No.15016873

>>15014892
Yeah.
That ass is getting spanked and them titties groped.

>> No.15016874

Hey we finally died.

>> No.15016877

>>15016874
Anon died, i'm still alive.

>> No.15016879
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>>15016869
I for one welcome our new chubby girl overlords, as long as there aren't enough to oversaturate the threads.

>> No.15016880

>>15016714
Yep.
She's getting teased.

All the teasing.
I'm going to grope her.

>> No.15016881

>>15016714
I like Loens choice of hair for her.

>> No.15016882

>>15016205
What if I make armour out of rocks, put it on and just crawl on the ground like a snake?

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>>15016874
Now lets come back, better than ever.

>> No.15016884
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15016884

Wide Miia hips!

I want to see it colored!

>> No.15016886

>>15016635
They're all shit options, but I'm not surprised in the slightest hellhound is in first.

>> No.15016888

>>15016879
Huh?

>> No.15016890
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15016890

Some semi-new art of wife from twitter I thought I might as well post.
Asutora is a cool guy.

>> No.15016893

>>15016205
im gonna go streaking through their magical realm

>> No.15016895

>>15016874
About damn time.

>> No.15016896 [SPOILER] 
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15016896

How long until we get a Living Armor story in which a guy finds a living suit of Power Armor (pic related) and brings freedom and democracy to the wasteland?

>> No.15016897
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15016897

And another piece of semi-new wife art.
She's always adorable.

>> No.15016898

>>15016890
I once drew your wife, but the thread said it was tumbler and looked like shit. Actually they've said that about all my drawings.

>> No.15016899

>>15016897
How many pics do you have in total?

>> No.15016901

>>15016635
>/fit/shire and swole Helldork are tied
Oh my.

>> No.15016902
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15016902

>>15016884

>> No.15016904

>>15016896
>Bringing democracy to the Wasteland
Do you want the world to get nuked again?

>> No.15016906

>>15016714
I wanna sit big fat cuddle cat in my lap even though she's bigger than me! I want to cuddle her and rub her belly!

>> No.15016907

>>15016890
Cute!

>> No.15016910

>>15016904
No, I want to make the world free.

>> No.15016911

>>15016897
That artists style is pretty cute.

>> No.15016913
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15016913

I HATE SNOW

its fucking snowing outside.

Michigan area for those curious

I want to fuck the cold out of both Winter and Spring

>> No.15016914

>>15016898
Post an example of your work dork, it's been a long-ass time since anyone has made tumblr comparisons to artwork.

>> No.15016915

>>15014474
>Snakes give the best hugs
Undoubtedly true. I'd love a full-body hug from any of the lamia species.

>> No.15016917
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>>15016913
But if there's no snow then how will you cuddle with cute Wendigo's? And come to Florida, lived here all my life and I've never seen snow.

>> No.15016918

>>15016913
There's a rare Winter Mouse in that snow!

Catch it!

>> No.15016920

>>15016913
Dude, it's wet snow. It's not going to stick. It's basically rain
Ontario says hi
Besides, there's nothing wrong with snow anyhow. Especially wet snow. You'll be fine
Worry more about tomorrow and Monday. It'll be in the minuses

>> No.15016921

>>15016913
Yep, I know that feeling.
Sitting inside as we get the snow as well.

>> No.15016925

>>15016898
Who are you?
>>15016899
Well I have 280 files, but that's counting a few alternate versions, copies, wips, .rars, etc.
>>15016911
>>15016907
Yes!

>> No.15016927

>>15016920
Point is it should not be snowing right now.

>> No.15016928
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>> No.15016929

>>15016920
>Ontario
Why would you live in the worst part of Canada that isn't the frozen wastelands?

>> No.15016932
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>>15016902
Miia has the best hips!

I want to run my hands up and down them!

>> No.15016935

>>15016914
>it's been a long-ass time since anyone has made tumblr comparisons to artwork.
It's been a long time since I've posted anything.
If there's someone desperate for drawfagging I might want to try again.

>> No.15016939
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15016939

>>15016915
I want a full body hug while having sex with my lamia wife!

>> No.15016940

>>15016927
I guess. But it's no big deal. Remember when February was the coldest month last year?
It'll pass. Don't worry

>>15016929
>Why would you live in the worst part of Canada that isn't the frozen wastelands?
Born and raised. It's not all bad I'm kidding. It's fucking horrible

>> No.15016944

>>15016913
Faget
Snow and cold is the best
Summer and heat is SHHHIIIIIT

>> No.15016949

>>15016935
Can you try drawing Miia please?

>> No.15016951

>>15016944
This Anon understands

>> No.15016952
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15016952

>>15016935
Are you the fellow who drew pic-related on /a/? Because you're mannerisms are pretty familiar.

>> No.15016955
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15016955

>>15016935
>If there's someone desperate for drawfagging I might want to try again.
You could always try drawing one of the girls that has no art. People can't complain if the girl has no content.

>> No.15016957

>>15016925
>280 files
ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>> No.15016962

>>15016879
>Chunni Patchy is her doing shamanism

>> No.15016963

>>15016944
I like my Central Florida winters.

>> No.15016965

>>15016935
Draw a monstergirl in a japanese gym uniform

>> No.15016969

>>15016940
That's why you gotta move anon. Ontario is shit.

>> No.15016970

>>15016952
Actually yes.

>> No.15016972

>>15016906
Don't forget to nuzzle her neck.

>> No.15016975
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15016975

>"3 Minutes, that's how long you have until I destroy the world! Hahaha!"

>> No.15016978

>>15016970
I was wondering where you had disappeared to, but it turns you you were lurking here the entire time.

>> No.15016980

>>15016975

I'm going to pat her head

>> No.15016981

>>15016975

Can't you do it sooner?

>> No.15016984

>>15016969
I've been thinking of moving to Northern 'Tario, but yeah, I'm all for moving out. Maybe to NFL
Or Vancouver if it wasn't so batshit expensive

>> No.15016987

>>15016975
i only need two

>> No.15016988

>>15016952
>>15016970
Here we go

I think i fixed why people where calling you tumblr

https://my.mixtape.moe/ruatfb.png

>> No.15016990

>>15016978
Nobody leaves, anon. You should know this by now.

>> No.15016991

>>15016975
>"3 Minutes to do what?"

>> No.15016994

>>15016955
Seconding.

>> No.15016995

>>15016975
She's too strong! Dammit!

It looks like I have to use THAT...

>> No.15016996

>>15016990
Remember: You're here forever

>> No.15017004
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15017004

More love~

>> No.15017005

>>15016991
To survive against the MG-equivalent of Bonesaw.

>> No.15017006

>>15016988
Her legs need to have brown fur and then she'll be dandy.

>> No.15017008

>>15016975
What if I destroy the world first?

>> No.15017009

>>15017004
Jesus, Barb's on a roll here
This pleases the penis

>> No.15017013

>>15017005
In that case I summon the power of the Macho Man Randy Savage and snap her into a world of cuddles and head pats. Prove that I am the cream of the crop.

>> No.15017014

>>15017004
based barb

>> No.15017015

>>15017009
Barb's shown a lot of improvement.

>> No.15017016
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>>15017004
YO, that's awesome

>> No.15017017

>>15017004
The urge to fight her is too strong

>> No.15017020

>>15017004
Oh man, is that from Defeated LizardGirls Volume 4?

This is my jam.

>> No.15017021

>>15017015
In a short period of time too

>> No.15017023
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15017023

>>15017004
>normal Lizardman gets art
Bless you Barb, you're fucking awesome.

>> No.15017024

>>15016975
If you're gonna kill me just do it now man, why wait? What's the difference between then and now? Will she stop if I convince her into thinking I don't care?

>> No.15017025

>>15016970
Do you have a blog

>> No.15017027

>>15017025
No.

>> No.15017033

>>15016975
>tfw have to betray and kill "evil" waifu because she has become mad with power and is about to destroy the world.
>Try not cry.
>Cry a lot.

>> No.15017035
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>>15017004
Sweet scaly goodness, never stop being awesome.

>> No.15017038

>>15017004
Her bust looked like a stomach in the thumbnail and I got excited for a second...

>> No.15017042

>>15017033
>Not helping her
Shit husbando

>> No.15017044

>>15017038
You're gonna get thick Lizardman thighs and a /fit/ Lizardman belly whether you want it or not.

>> No.15017047

>>15017004
jinko pls

>> No.15017049

>>15017042
Destroying the world is selfish.

>> No.15017050

>>15017044
I want massive Lizardman thighs and a thick Lizardman belly.

>> No.15017059

>>15016994
What would a Nereid even do? Apart from wearing a school swimsuit.

>> No.15017060

>>15017050
I want the thickest one!
A lizardman whose practicing to win a sumo tournament!

>> No.15017067

>>15016975
>>15017033
"H-Honey... Sweetie... Don't you think it would be crueler to keep the world alive?"
>She stops powering up.
>"Oh? Tell me more?"
"Well, you could blow up the planet, but that would be too easy wouldn't it? Clearly Mankind should suffer for imprisoning you for thousands of years."
>"I'm listening..."
"Well hear me out. We could just keep them alive, and terrorize them on Saturday mornings, coming with minor evil schemes, like polluting a lake. You and your henchman fight their strongest heroes, they save the day, and we do the same thing next week. Over and over for eternity. Broadcasted on television for children to watch while they eat breakfast."
>"Endless cheesy dialogue! Terrible plots! Of course husband! It's perfect! I can think of no better way for Humanity to suffer!"

And the world was saved, sort of.

>> No.15017071

>>15017060
Exit the premises feeder.

>> No.15017074

>>15017038
A tubby Lizardman wouldn't be able to fight though.

>> No.15017075

>>15017059
Drown women

>> No.15017076

>>15017059
Underwater Rugby with other aquatic muscular monstergirls.

>> No.15017077

>>15017071
This.

>> No.15017079

>>15017071
Nyet.
I'm going to get her protein shakes!

>> No.15017082

>>15017060
2thick4me
BFP 30 is best

>> No.15017094

>>15017004
Aw yes barb finally drew lizardgirl

>> No.15017096
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>>15017079
>>15017082
I just want a soft Lizard with a magnificent ass.

>> No.15017101

>>15017059
Sunbathe on the rocks while wishing she had a husband.

>> No.15017104

>>15017096
Why not a lizardgirl with modest brests, toned midriff, and a big butt hugged tightly by spats

>> No.15017105

>>15016651

REPLYING TO A DEAD THREAD IS A-OKAY EDITION

Russian Bee Anon here, got an update.

Yes, an update, I wasn't joking yesterday.

I'm still only being followed by the one bee at a time, but there's more activity overall in my area. There's a small swarm building a hive in a tree half a kilometer away, and if I drive within a few dozen meters of it more of the marked bees show up.

Guys, I'm getting a little worried here; the marked bees follow me anyway, but I'm seeing more unmarked bees nearby as well. There's no conflict that I've noticed yet, but I have no idea if they're from the same hive or what, since there's no real interaction.

They don't respond to any attempts to communicate on my part, whether verbally, with non-verbal sounds, physical offerings of plants or other things, or anything else. They just keep following me. What should I do?

>> No.15017107

>>15017096
Jesus Christ what an ass!
Just shoop her into a lizard and make those breath cloud into stink clouds and it's the long-awaited Komodo.

>> No.15017108

>>15017004
I want to marry that lizard.

>> No.15017109

>>15017104
I agree.

>> No.15017113

>>15017104
Because she's not soft and easy to cuddle.

>> No.15017117

>>15017105
Pics?

>> No.15017119

>>15017105
Just stop already.

>> No.15017120

>>15017105
You've been chosen by the Bee Girl Queen to marry her daughter. You should be honored.

>> No.15017121

>>15016984
Don't move to Vancouver unless you like homeless people and Asians.

>> No.15017122

>>15017004
What's next?

>> No.15017124

>>15017113
Are you insane? Of course she is.

>> No.15017126

>>15017117
He's just RPing, nothing happened.

>> No.15017131

>>15017105
Ты шо творишь, товарищ?

>> No.15017132

>>15017117
Are you seriously asking me to waste picture count for an image of a standard real-life bee?

>> No.15017134

>>15017105
Call yourself The Pain.

>> No.15017141

>>15017104
You've got my vote

>> No.15017143

>>15016913
>It's snowing outside
>Damn her, I don't want to do this again
>Grab my coat, a pair of boots and head outside
>Brace the cold until I reach the neighbor's house
>Knock loudly on the door
>The door opens, revealing a smug Yuki-Onna
>Push her aside and force myself inside
>Throw her on the couch
>Violently rape her for a solid 30 minutes
>Leave her ahegaoing and covered in semen on the couch
>It's no longer snowing

>> No.15017150

>>15017124
Not as soft as a softer Lizard. I mean if she has abs that's not soft at all. That's hard. I can't fall asleep on a hard girl.

>> No.15017152

>>15017143
You're giving her exactly what she wants. This is why she keeps making it snow.

>> No.15017158

>>15017152
My glacies enjoys it when it snows.
Around Christmas she glides around wearing cute (or sexy) santa outfits.

>> No.15017165

>>15017131
>Ты шо творишь, товарищ

Легче сказать, чем сделать.

>>15017134
That would be in poor taste. Besides, I don't have any control over them. Also hornets are shit, these are BEES.

>>15016913
I would gladly trade you for this stupid American south-west coast climate. I moved out here for business reasons, and I've regretted it ever since. IT IS SO HOT HERE.

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How tall can Vampires get? I'd like to image 7ft as the limit.

>> No.15017183
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Do electronic waifus dream of electric husbandos?

>> No.15017190

>>15017177
7ft is way over the limit. I'd say 5'10" is the most they can reach normally.

>> No.15017193

>>15017177
Taller then your average human women, but not giants. Like 6 foot 5.

>> No.15017194

>>15017177
I'd say eight.
But they'd be a bloodline that thrived off of war so that they were extremely muscled.
That or a bestial one with bat ears and a more savage 'dignity' like that of a barbarian queen.

>> No.15017197

>>15017165
>Легче сказать, чем сделать.
шта

>> No.15017203

>>15017190
You must doubt vampiric power.

>> No.15017206

>>15017190
>5'10"
That's tiny.

>> No.15017207

>>15017177
Same as humans

>> No.15017209
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>>15017177
No matter how tall she is, her hot-blooded daughter will save me!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFZZ3o7lXvo

>> No.15017210

>>15017203
I do, Vampires aren't anything special.

>>15017206
It's the perfect height, makes it easier to blend in.

>> No.15017214

>>15017209
Why would you want to be saved?

>> No.15017215

>>15017209
What if the Dhampir is also you brat?

>> No.15017227

>>15016890
>>15016897
I can't find them on his pixiv
Are they from twitter?
Is that you posting as gazer-chan on twitter?

>> No.15017228

>>15017209
It's your daughter.

>> No.15017230

>>15017214
Dhampir pussy > Vampire pussy.

>> No.15017241

>>15017230
Dhampir pls go

>> No.15017251

>>15017230
Ick. They're all nu-females and almost human.

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15017255

>>15017230
Both girls are fine.

>> No.15017261

>>15017190
>no Amazon Vampire who's 7 feet tall and built like a brick shithouse

Put another check next to 'why life sucks'.

>> No.15017262
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15017262

>>15017241
She'll never give up! She's got to rescue her boyfriend!

>> No.15017263

>>15017122
Good question, i'm browsing right now

>> No.15017265

>>15017183
Maybe

>> No.15017267

>>15017049
So is keeping your waifu to yourself, anon. I think you better pass her around, there a men who'd love to tap that. You don't want to be selfish right?

>> No.15017269

>>15017241
>>15017251
>>15017255
Dhampirs are the only good thing about Vampires.

>> No.15017271

>>15017269
They're the worst part.

>> No.15017272

>>15017261
>no 7ft tall Vampire to give you wing hug as she drinks from you

>> No.15017275

>>15017262
What if her boyfriend already rescued himself?

>> No.15017276

>>15017230
Dhampir pussy is only good because she's self-conscious about her inferior goods and tries extra hard.

>> No.15017277

>>15017132
We want proof.

>> No.15017279

>>15017269
Dhampirs are only half the monstergirl a Vampire is.

>> No.15017280

>>15017263
Well my vote for Scylla still holds, as always.
IMAGINE.

>> No.15017282

>>15017262
How many times is she going to have to be told to call him dad?

>> No.15017285

>>15017263

I'll put my vote for Kejourou

>> No.15017288

>>15017227
http://twitter.com/Gazer_chan
It's run by asutora.
I'm not super active on twitter, mostly just following and retweeting a few things
apm_ax

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>> No.15017293

>>15017267
She wouldn't want that though. You can't compare those two things you donut.

>> No.15017294

>>15017271
They're the best part, Dhampirs even help Vampires stop being so rude to their husbands.

>>15017279
That's just fine, Dhampirs are twice as cute as a Vampire.

>> No.15017299

>>15017293
>She wouldn't want that
How selfish.

>> No.15017304

>>15017285
As much as I like her, she is not an old girl that needs more love.

>> No.15017306
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15017306

We talking about cuddling bloodsuckers?

>> No.15017308

>>15017289
Her head and upper-half look a little tiny, but the ass is 10/10 would use as a pillow and paint white with seed.

>> No.15017309

>>15017294
They're homebreakers that want vampires to be betas like them.

>> No.15017312

>>15017289
Attack the tail and thighs!

>> No.15017315

>>15017289
Heaven

>> No.15017321

>>15017304

Fair enough. I still want to get her more art though.

I'll have to see about getting more commissions going.

>> No.15017322

>>15017288
Dat nigga is intense. He posts like every hour

>> No.15017324

>>15017309
That's the best part about them!

>> No.15017325

>>15017306
You bet.

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15017329

>>15017289

>> No.15017332

>>15017324
Monstergirls need to not let men walk all over them or they'll just be like human women.

>> No.15017333

>>15017277
Well, maybe if I was one of you rich people I would be able to afford a fancy digital camera thing. The best I've got is an old hand-me-down film camera, so unless you're willing to wait a week or so for me to dig it out of storage, buy film, get a decent shot, find a place that will develop the film, and get it uploaded at probably a Kinkos or something, I can't help you.

>> No.15017334

>>15017294
>Dhampirs are twice as cute as a Vampire.
Dhampirs can't fly, I mean unless they can pull some SOTN Alucard shit.

>> No.15017336
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15017336

>>15017289
Reminder that at ANYTIME a Purplecat can materialize above you and smother you with her huge butt!

Be alert and stay safe!

>> No.15017346

>>15017336
>Purplecat
When did this start? It was still faggot cat last I saw.

>> No.15017349

>>15017332
Too bad anon, I don't want to be walked all over either!

>>15017334
You don't have to be able to fly in order to be cuter than a smelly Vampire.

>> No.15017353

>>15017346
Nicknames are interchangeable.

>> No.15017354

>>15017346
Plump pussy
Fat feline
Big fat cuddle cat

>> No.15017355

>>15017346
About the time that obese cheshire pic kept getting posted I think?

>> No.15017356

>>15017349
But it's what's best for you!

>> No.15017358

>>15017353
Scheduledog is my favorite.

>> No.15017359

>>15017322
It's a bot.

>> No.15017361

>>15017358
I agree, it's p. cute.

>> No.15017362

>>15017356
I know what's best for me and what's best for me is to not be walked all over.

>> No.15017365

>>15017362
But men never know what they want.

>> No.15017369
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15017369

T-This is just a generic lamia right


would it be wrong of me to think of it as Miia?

I've always had fantasies of living in a RPG town with other waifufags

I could work as a blacksmith, and Miia could sell our wares
or like, a general store

>> No.15017371

>>15017004
Dat big fat reverse scale

>> No.15017378

>>15017365
I know exactly what I want.

>> No.15017386

>>15017378
Do you?

>> No.15017388
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15017388

>>15017378

>> No.15017389

>>15017386
Yes.

>> No.15017390

>>15017336
I wanna adopt a fat cuddle cat to use as a pillow and confess my emotional problems to!

>> No.15017391

>>15017371
h-how would that even look?

>> No.15017394
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15017394

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Hl6KNY10ZA
When KC add Koi Mermaids?

>> No.15017395

>>15017389
Or maybe you're just a slut in denial.

>> No.15017398

>>15017371
She's not a Ryu famvolio.

>> No.15017400

>>15017394
That's a cute goldfish.

>> No.15017402

>>15016869
You're already the monster for purifying your wife and son

>> No.15017405

>>15017395
Nah, you're the slut. Not me.

>> No.15017409

>>15017405
Aren't we all?

>> No.15017413

>>15017388
Dumb Vampire loli.

>>15017409
No, only some of you are.

>> No.15017417
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15017417

>You will never be this suave
>You will never convince a Tanuki to joint operate a jewelry store that specializes in unique appendages
>You will never play v / vg GOTY MGQ because you're a humongous pussy

Don't worry, I'm sure you'll find some nice stink bug in 2017 that likes your low standards.

>> No.15017420

Remember, when trapped by a tentacle girl never say 'i cant possibly cum anymore' They only take this as a challenge.

>> No.15017425

>>15017306
God damn do I just wanna squeeze her

>> No.15017430

>>15017413
>yfw vampire loli with adult dhampir daughter.

>> No.15017435

>>15017420
And succubi.
And imps.
And Baphomets.
And hellhounds.
And large mice.
Most girls really.

>> No.15017440

>>15017417

>Implying a stink bug would even go for me.

>> No.15017447

>>15017435
Yeah but tentacles are the ones with the huge ahego fetishs

>> No.15017450

>>15017400
But she can become so much more.

>> No.15017453

>>15017402
Well shit.

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15017456

>>15017440
Don't worry anon, I'm sure there is at least one girl that would take you.

>> No.15017458

>>15017417
>Implying monster girls would want to be anywher near me.
>Implying I wouldn't be constantly chased out of towns until I move out to somewhere that has absolutely no monster girls and build a poorly made shack and meet a gruesome end by a vicious animal one night.

>> No.15017460

>>15017420
Will the girl stop if I say I've cum a comfortable amount and would enjoy it more tomorrow if we cuddled for the rest of the night?

>> No.15017461

>>15017420
>>15017435
That's only if you're not actually serious. However if you are serious and they continue on then you should properly defend yourself.

>> No.15017463

>>15017447
>even if they have no deliberate intention of doing so, tentacles touched will lewdly coil around a man's body and seize it, stimulate his erogenous zones, and make his expression contort with pleasure. The moment they see that expression, they tremble as arousal is born within them. Pleasuring their prey pleases them more than anything else, and the tentacle's instinctive desire to rape awakens to the degree that both their mind and consciousness grow syrupy and sloppy.

> When they see a man go silly from the pleasure they themselves provide, their instinct as a tentacle makes them experience the greatest ecstasy and fulfillment.

Man they have some fine tastes in fetishes.

>> No.15017466

YBA, if you're lurking, give me my June fix. Thank you.

>> No.15017468

>>15017456

That's not a nice joke

>> No.15017472

>>15017460
Well according to the profile they are only used to dealing with woman and are uneasy around men. So in all likely hood they would blush and stammer before finally accepting

Of course that would make them all the more eager to see your face go slack when they go at it tommrow

>> No.15017474

>>15017269
For you

>> No.15017481

>>15017463
tentacles confirmed most generous lovers

>> No.15017482

>>15017466
June art never ever

If there was June art it'd be depressing extreme maledom or guro

Poor Junefag, I hope for the best for you.

>> No.15017496

>>15017390
But she's just going to lay on you lap and purr whil you talk!

>> No.15017499

>>15017466
Begone, Avatar of bad taste.

>> No.15017500

>>15017466
Trying to get an update done the next couple of days. Been slow going since I have four stories open at once. Got about 5k in on each of them right now.

>> No.15017501

>>15017104
Because Anon is an american from /d/, and only likes the most obese monstergirls imaginable.

>> No.15017502

>>15017500
Vengeance in little humanboy city when?

>> No.15017511

>>15017458
There will always be one.

>> No.15017512

>>15017511
A will-o-wisp?

>> No.15017515
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15017515

Something I very recently got from the /v/ drawthreads.
Mind the jaw please.

>> No.15017517

>>15017500
Goddamn it YBA! Atleast repost the june preview you did before! Please!

>> No.15017523
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15017523

...Well what is it this time?

>> No.15017525

>>15017517
June is dumb. Trish a best.

>> No.15017527

June a shit

>> No.15017529

>>15017523
Don't RP faggot.

>> No.15017534

>>15017523
About 1900 why?

>> No.15017536

>>15017525
My Snek could destroy your pussy faggotcat. Vanessa is the better sister anyways.

>> No.15017539

>>15017523
No, Not falling for this one again. I'm running the hell away.

>> No.15017541

>>15017536
This better be bait son.

>> No.15017542

tfw you get a character from your story drawn, but you don't want to show it because it was drawn by your friend and it isn't so great.

>> No.15017547

>>15017523
I dunno but may want to star running before that shortstack curse I put on the area takes effect.

I'd say you have twenty seconds

>> No.15017548

>>15017541
Vanessa atleast has her intentions upfront. Unlike her scheming sister who just wants to snare him with kittens.

>> No.15017549

>>15017542
Just fucking show it.

>> No.15017551

>>15017542
Oh please, I've been to deviantart. Do your worst.

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15017554

>>15017523
Salteñas's on, baby.

>> No.15017559

>>15017548
You've already admitted to liking the shitty bully snake. Your opinion couldn't be more invalid if you tried.

>> No.15017561

>>15017542
I won't save things unless they're irredeemably bad, so go for it.

>> No.15017562

>Nereid pulling a Paladin into the ocean in a choke hold with her breasts pressing into his back

>> No.15017567

>>15017542
do it

>> No.15017568

>>15017523
Well, I've got some free time. Wanna get captured by the Human dick rogues?

>> No.15017569

>>15017562
They don't drown dudes.

>> No.15017573

>>15017561
>irredeemably bad
If it's pics of my waifu, I save even those...

>> No.15017580

>>15017569
Well shit. That was my top idea for them.

>> No.15017604

>>15017573
I only save at least passable pictures. If they have anatomy errors I can't overlook (e.g. fucked up face) or are just overall shitty, I won't save them.
To do otherwise would be to do my waifu a disservice.

>> No.15017614

>>15017604
I suppose that's a fair point. But when you're a pack rat, it's hard to defy your own nature.

>> No.15017617

>>15017517
No. Have a new and different preview instead. The stuff for the Heir to the Serpent route is extremely sketchy since the vote during the date with Izzy will determine if it's even used at all.

Progress has been much slower than I hoped.

Don’t you dare tell me to even THINK about giving up!

I’m telling you to be realistic! He may never be what you want. You need to start considering the alternatives.

You said it could be done. Just what do you think I’m paying you for?

Certainly not to do something impossible.

The huge serpent catches herself in mid retort. “This is not a conversation we should be having in front of him.”

I think it’s exactly who we should be discussing it in front of. He needs to consider what’s the lesser evil too. Is being a wealthy man with a wife he can barely stand worse than…

He’ll make the right decision in the end.

"What decision?" You spit venomously. "Doesn’t it say property of June Piscivora tattooed right here? Isn’t that what it says?!!!"

I don’t see you that way. This house? It’s not mine. It’s ours. The money, the staff, everything. Everything is yours and mine, together. You think our marriage shackles you? These chains are here because you choose. It’s madness.” “Look me in the eye. Tell me you won’t run. Tell me you’ll sleep in our bed tonight, and I will let you go. You don’t have to say you love me or that you like me. Just hold me, the way my husband is supposed to hold me-” Tears glisten in her eyes. “-for just a little while.”

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15017619

>>15017549
>>15017551
>>15017561
>>15017567

I give you the alp from my gladiators story

I was all like "I would love to have one of my characters drawn from my story to post with the second chapter!"

And my artist friend was like "I would totes do it for you!"

And now I'm self conscious.

>> No.15017622
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15017622

>>15017515
Wait, here's a different version.

>> No.15017625

>>15017617
You should just drop all other endings and go with this one.

>> No.15017624

>>15017619
Yes, that's fairly poor. Nothing dramatic, though.

>> No.15017626

>>15017619
>my gladiators story
What's your name?

>> No.15017627

>>15017617
She's the worst.

>> No.15017629

>>15017617
I love you. Please figure out how to make June real.

>> No.15017631

>>15017627
Not as bad as him.

>> No.15017633

>>15017617
Well there you go. If you like that character, you're a bad person who's wrong about everything.

>> No.15017635

>>15017626
KlausShultz.

>> No.15017636

>>15017619
Artist needs work on his facial anatomy and colorwork. That, and the worst part is that it's an Alp with a Demons features.

>> No.15017637

Anon.
Your waifu is now the oppaiest of lolis.
How does this impact her daily life?

>> No.15017641

>>15017635
You sure like putting yourself out there.

>> No.15017643

>>15017641
No, not really. I feel dirty now.

>> No.15017647

>>15017631
So? His shittyness doesn't make her any better.

>> No.15017648

>>15017641
Well, I did ask him.

>> No.15017651

>>15017637
She will need me to pick things from the shelves for her. not that much else to be honest.

>> No.15017653

>>15017523
Well ma'am it's...Oh woops.

I dropped my monster condom I use for my magnum dong.

>> No.15017654

>>15017647
It makes this the best ending for both of them.

>> No.15017656

>>15017619
That's not great, but there's room for improvement there.

>> No.15017657

>>15017637
>oppai-loli
>ushi-oni

TINY BACKPACK MODE ENGAGE

>> No.15017658

>>15017637

Her hair is still the same length as when she was adult sized. A bit unwieldy but she'll do fine. Probably

>> No.15017660

>>15017651
Will you use your height advantage by picking her up when she's getting fussy?

What is she?

>> No.15017666

>>15017654
No, she should die alone and unwanted.

>> No.15017668

>>15017657
I want a tiny Ushi to cling to me and snuggle her face into my hair all day.

>> No.15017670

>>15017666
You shut your unholy fucking mouth satan.

>> No.15017672

>>15017657
Now with squishy neckrest!

>>15017658
And now I have the image of an oppai loli kenjouro moving around with her hair is in my head.
Why do I think of Laughing Octopus?

>> No.15017676

>>15017670
Even Satan is above liking a shitty bitch like June.

>> No.15017679
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15017679

>>15017657
Oh god that would be so cute!

>> No.15017680

>>15017666
Thu k of it this way. Tyrone Jackson gets stuck with a snake that keeps him as a slave, and she's forced to stay with him for the rest of her life. Both get bad ends.

>> No.15017681

>>15017676
Jokes on him, she wouldn't die alone and unloved if she existed.

>> No.15017682

>>15017660
>What is she?
Lich.

And yes I proboly would.
I feel like she would just find being turned into a oppai-loli to be intersting and study it.
And by studying I mean have sex with me and see how I react.

>> No.15017685

>>15017679
I want to koonago her.

>> No.15017689

>>15017672

oppai loli kejourou climbing on the ceiling and ambushing unwary people!

>> No.15017690

>>15017617
Can you please explain to me what the fuck happened at the end of the Cheshire route? I literally cannot comprehend what is going on.

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15017696

>>15017658
>Pailoli Kejourou
>Walks around Doc Ock style with her hair converted into "arms"
>Uses another portion of her hair to cover her massive chest and somewhat thick lower-half

>> No.15017697

>>15017680
The snake still gets more than he does. So she technically wins, which is unacceptable.

>> No.15017701

>>15017682
It would be pretty funny to see her try and read a book only to have her chest get in the way.

>>15017689
Yep.
They strike from unexpected angles.

>> No.15017707

>>15017697
But she'll be worse off then when she never had him.

>> No.15017708

>>15017681
Yes.
That fate is reserved for us.

>> No.15017710

>>15017701
>It would be pretty funny to see her try and read a book only to have her chest get in the way.
Now I just imagine her being really embarrassed and asking me to hold up the book for her just so that she can read.

>> No.15017712

>>15017482
I would be lying if I said the thought of commisioning Loen or someone for June hasn't crossed my mind

dressed in Negans leather jacket and red scarf thing

>> No.15017713

>>15017631
She's far worse than the main character. There aren't enough ron paul image macros in the world to describe what the constant tormenting has turned him into. Like if his story and what happened to his father got out as a big news story, there'd be a category 5 human chimpout.

Meanwhile, June chose to be a sociopathic bully out her own free will. She'd never magically turn into a pure maiden who's mended her ways after getting out of school, she'd just keep being as evil as before because she would've gotten away with all of it.

>> No.15017715

>>15017707
No. I will accept nothing short of her dying of loneliness.

>> No.15017718

>>15017710
Even better if you sit her in your lap while you do it

>> No.15017719

>>15017637
She gets to do some kinky twin roleplay with our Kobold daughteru. Also breast bondage.

>> No.15017721

>>15017696

That would be quite a sight to see

Luth pls don't be ded

>> No.15017722

>>15017690
It's not ended for one. There's hints to what's going on scattered throughout the story though.

>> No.15017723

>>15017713
Are you shittin' me? I was the biggest asshole in high school, and it took me going to college and finding out for myself I wasn't the biggest and baddest. I took a 180 and just started bullying nerds to tutor me in math and science

>> No.15017724

>>15017718
I’m going to tease the hell out of her.

>> No.15017727

>>15017713
This. The people defending her are pants-on-head retarded.

>> No.15017728

>>15017617
June is everything right in this world. Everything that happened to her is everything wrong in the world.

I hope she gets a happy end. And someone takes her character and makes an alternate story of pure happy vanilla love and romance with her.

>>15017712
Why not get a cheaper artist to help create the design so you can use it as reference. Otherwise more expensive artists might charge extra for you making them design the character with no reference picture. Also would you have her scales be dull virgin ones or vibrant "used" ones?

>> No.15017730

>>15017713
Just like how the poor blacks in our world her shot because the police are evil and racist and they all dindu nuffin? There's so so far that excuse can get you.

>> No.15017732

>>15017727
I respectfully disagree with your assessment of June, but I will respect your opinion none the less.

>> No.15017733

>>15017719
Gotta even out the daugher so they look like true twins.


>>15017724
I expect her to be blushing as she makes the upsidedown V mouth.

>> No.15017737

>>15017732
And I will disagree with you in a less respectfully, but still civilized manner.

>> No.15017740
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15017740

Hey, kid, getting dark out, huh? Wanna hi/ss/?

>> No.15017741

>>15017728
Thats a tough choice. On one side, the dull ones say she hasn't been raped by a terrible human bean, but the vibrant ones show she has come into her own as a woman. Its a tough call. But I think I'd go with the vibrant ones just because it would look better.

YBA, can you confirm if Danon dies, is June free to go after another human? Because I claim her for myself.

>> No.15017743

>>15017733
No, the daughteru will stay flat. That one time where I fed her Mega-Holst milk was too embarrassing for her!

>> No.15017744

>>15017737
Serious question though. No hate or anything, but which of the girls do you root for? If any?

>> No.15017748

>>15017733
>I expect her to be blushing as she makes the upsidedown V mouth.
We are going to be reading a lot of books then~

>> No.15017749

>>15017741
>YBA, can you confirm if Danon dies, is June free to go after another human? Because I claim her for myself.
Just do what everyman who has an anime waifu with a love interest does. Mentally erase their existence. You should especially do it in this case considering June's source material.

>> No.15017754

>>15017744
They're all somewhat terrible, but if I had to choose, it would be Trish.

>> No.15017756

>>15017741
The reason she's so upset about the situation is her kind only gets one shot. If her one and only husband dies, she's just alone for the rest of her life. She explains it at some point.

>> No.15017758

>>15017756
I just can't wrap my head around a snake losing its husband and just being unable to find love again. Shit, she hasn't even found love yet to be quite honest senpai.

>> No.15017759

>>15017756
>if MC dies, he wins and she loses forever
Good.

>> No.15017761

>>15017754
The wock isn't so terrible. But I have a bad feeling her time to get fucked over is soon.

>> No.15017763

>>15017756
Yeah, that's the really sad part about it that solidifies my June Sympathy.

My Junepathy.

>Raped brutally
>Publically shamed by her classmates, father, and the police
>Maimed and had her fangs neutered
>Then proceeded to get extremely beat up

She did nothing wrong, and especially nothing to deserve such a cruel fate.

>> No.15017767

>>15017759
>June turns into a classic case of "healing love story" and wins in the end

She isn't going to lose.

>> No.15017768

>>15017761
Oh right, forgot about her. Sad to say that you're probably right about that one.

>> No.15017769

>>15017761
Well that is the point of the story.

>> No.15017772

>>15017767
Keep dreamin' pal, it's the only thing you have left at this point.

>> No.15017773

>>15017769
>>15017768

As i've said, I feel like the ending is going to be like the bar scene in Inglorious Basterds and only one is gonna make it out. As sad as it is for me to say this, it'll probably be Trish.

>> No.15017780

>>15017772
We'll see.

>> No.15017781

>>15017763
>She did nothing wrong
And that's why I can never take you guys seriously.

>> No.15017785

>>15017781
She was a bully, we can all admit this, but do you think that her punishment at all fits the crime? She has been forced a life sentence for shit she done in fucking high school. Give me a fucking break if you think that's fair.

>> No.15017786

>>15017773
I can live with that ending.

>> No.15017788

>>15017761
>>15017768
>>15017769
Wait, I thought the Wock was just a background character who got a few small scenes but was mostly innocent and nice. Why would she get on the chopping block?

>> No.15017792

>>15017788
Because that's the point of the story. She'll get interested in Danon, and the horsepussi brigade is going to fuck her shit up good.

>> No.15017794

>>15017788
Because it's the BLM of monster girl stories.

>> No.15017795

>>15017792
I thought the point of the story was him getting revenge on every monster girl that hurt his feelings and working his way up to his mom.

>> No.15017796

>>15017788
This.

Wock is more a reminder that MC was an idiot who never hung out with the cool girls who didn't care about all the social class stuff. Why? Because he was just as afraid of them as the people who were dicks to him.

But now it's too late.

>> No.15017799

>>15017785
Fair? No, but let's not pretend she had nothing to do with what happened to her. Just like the retard cat, she should've stopped pushing when she had the chance.

>> No.15017801

>>15017740
>Make SFM render with cute lamia model I found
>Utterly ignored

;_;

I crave your attention.

>> No.15017802

>>15017743
Please don't pin the daughteru down with overly large breasts.

>>15017748
Pouting intensifies.

>> No.15017805

>>15017795
Everyone's getting fucked over anon. Collateral damage is going to happen. Look at that poor crow tengu that got its ass beat by the horse.

>> No.15017809

>>15017805
She's a monstergirl. She probably did something to deserve it.

>> No.15017810

>>15017801
>that 3D model
>cute

>also shotashit

1/10
See me after class

>> No.15017812

>>15017801
You made that? It looks alright, too much forehead though.
tfw no one gave a fuck about the Aava Jinko I posted ;_;

>> No.15017816

>>15017799
She was drugged and raped. Now normally in a MG land, rape is "meh" at best, but the repercussions of said rape that last a lifetime? That shit isn't right. Her idea of poisoning him? Dumbshit move. But I'm arguing that the rape shouldn't have went down, and he should have found something that wasn't a life sentence. You follow me?

>> No.15017817

>>15017802
>Please don't pin the daughteru down with overly large breasts.
That was only one time anon, and just to see what would happen! I promised her we'd never do it again if she didn't want to!

>> No.15017823

>>15017805
>Feeling bad for the nerd bird who left a guy trapped on her roof just because helping him might slightly inconvenience her

>> No.15017828

>>15017816
I get your point, but I find it very difficult to have sympathy for people, who poke the crazy guy with a stick and then act all suprised when shit goes south.

And the "Make him a broken slave" ending isn't doing anything to endear her to me either.

>> No.15017829

>>15017823

>slightly inconvenience
>she was sick
>imply shithead didn't deserve to be caught in the rain

Apply yourself.

>> No.15017830

I think all the Monster Girls in YBA's story deserve a happy ending and shouldn't have been abused and maimed. No snake rape, no brian damaging cat or cutting cat fingers, or abusing the horse. Except maybe the mom since she cheats.

Maybe one day people will make an alt story where all the girls in the story have a happy ending.

>> No.15017836

>>15017828
Oh its going to for me, because fuckhead deserves it. If I can't have June
No one can

>> No.15017839

>>15017816
>he should have found something that wasn't a life sentence

Not like he knew it was at the time he did it. If he would have done the same thing to any of the other lamia in his class, it wouldn't have been one. She's different. Which is also why she was driven to act so different.

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What happens if a Tengus intelligence is combined with the Jubjubs busty frame?

>> No.15017843

>>15017823
Yeah, he should just shoot up the school already.

>>15017828
Since when was it wrong to mindbreak someone into your sex slave? Look how happy the horse is!

>> No.15017846

>>15017841
Busty nerd birds you can grope.

>> No.15017849

>>15017841
Then best harpy gets even better.

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>>15017802
>Pouting intensifies.
Don’t worry. I’ll make it up to her.
One way or another.

>> No.15017852

YBA will you confirm or deny you're working on a "good" ending for June? Like the good horsepussi ending?

>> No.15017853

>>15017836
If that works for you, be my guest.

>>15017843
>Look how happy the horse is
Can't say I agree with that either, but then again, I'm not about to defend MC.

>> No.15017856

>>15017841
she got some stabby feets

>> No.15017857

>>15017850
Hot dog the lich?
Use her tits?

>> No.15017858

>>15017841
I want to trick a Crow Tengu into Wonderland and watch her slowly turn into a busty bimbo bird! Seeing the intelligence drain from her eyes as she becomes a simple cock minded slut!

>> No.15017863

>>15017841
Perfect bust.
Would fill her cloaca so many times it seeped up all her holes.

>> No.15017864

>>15017858
No.

>> No.15017869

>>15017858
If Tenguposter was here, he'd be appalled.

>> No.15017870

>>15017857
>Use her tits?
Why of course! It makes her happy, it makes me happy.
What’s not to like?

>> No.15017871

>>15017858
>intelligence drain
>implying her focus wouldn't shift towards learning every bit of your anatomy down to chemical reactions during sex
Get fucked.

>> No.15017876

I want to meet a nice elf lady, take her out on date to a fine restaurant, treat her like fine lady she is then never call her back.

>> No.15017880

>>15017864
>>15017869
>>15017871
Well can I take a Jubjub out of Wonderland and slowly watch her turn into a flat nerd bird? Seeing the intelligence spark in her eyes as she begins to study classic literature and philosophy!

>> No.15017881

>>15017863
MGE girls don't have cloacas m8.

>> No.15017884

>>15017841
You get a high-flying huge-boob girl whose intelligence capacity is directly tied to how lusty she is. When she's calm, she's fairly average in smarts, but when she's horny as hell she's a regular Einstein. Get her to ahegao, on a regular basis, and prepare for Dyson Sphere tech advances.

>> No.15017886

>>15017880
You're still a faggot.

>> No.15017892

>>15017880
You can take the jubjub out of wonderland, but can never take wonderland out of a jubjub.

>> No.15017893

>>15017881
I wish this meme would die.

>> No.15017895

>>15017881
>implying MGE matters at all

>> No.15017897
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>tfw when you have shit to write or draw but you remember
>Sloth-Anon doesn't do shit and he's still alive

>> No.15017898

I want to prone-bone a crow tengu and hold her scaly, backwards-kneed legs, as she haplessly flaps her blackwings against the bed and says nerdy shit I don't care about.

Then I want her to look at me, teary eyed and call me a "big bully" before I apologize and cuddle her before making her breakfast the next morning.

>> No.15017899

>>15017852
Well technically she has 3.

Chemical Love which was if you took her offer of protection.

Master Piscovora END which is the "good" ending to Heir to the Serpent

And a harem one. But I guess harem may or may not count as good to some folks.

There's pieces of alternate routes scattered about, especially in Pawn of the Succubus. These were a couple excerpts there from Chemical Love.

Your mind drags back, back to a dark room, an injured cat and a giant snake.

“Say it just like that.” The serpent demands.

Your mouth parches dry as you prepare to make the deal. Why shouldn’t you strike the bargain? After all, it’s only for a little while. “Will you…” You swallow your pride heavily. “Will you please protect me?” You beseech the viper.

June leans in, presses her cool forehead to yours. “Yes. I will protect you, keep you safe, because I am strong. I am stronger than all of the whores who would take advantage of you.” Jade green eyes probe the depths of your being and great armored scales wrap you tight in fat strong coils. Time skips ahead like a scratched disc.

The sweet feeling of venom courses through your veins. It’s snowing outside. You watch the delicate crystals fall, nestled in the embrace of the cottonmouth by a large blazing hearth in her posh mansion. “We never consummated our first night properly did we, my love?” June asks lustily. “You know how they say it takes ten hours to please a lamia? We both know it really doesn’t. Lamias get off about as fast as anyone, a little slower than the hotblooded types. But this…” She wraps you up from head to toe. Her own tail coils around her torso and yours, forcing her bare breasts against your chest. “…is the conception position. Ten hours of slow sweet love with your mate, and it’s almost certain that she will conceive.”

June smooches you and you tease her hidden fangs in their sheaths with the tip of your tongue. She likes that, so much so that when you break away your Mistress rewards you with another bite to the neck. Heat and lust flow through your arteries as she kisses your wounds and applies a pair of the small bandages she’s taken a habit to carrying. “So what do you say, are you ready to become a papa?”

Another jarring tug skips you ahead. You’re in a dead run on a beeline to a brightly lit hospital room.

A very tired-looking slate gray snake in a hospital gown is lying on the bed, tail draped over a couch the orderlies have dragged in. A small ashy thing snuggles in her arms with a dusty crop of white hair, suckling at her breast. The child’s banded tail coils around her mother’s biceps, tipped in bright orange, wiggling contently as she’s fed. June looks up at you, bags under her eyes. “Isn’t she beautiful?”

“She is as beautiful as you, Mistress.” The words spill unbidden from your mouth, like someone else is speaking them.

“More beautiful I think; she has your smile.” The big pit viper welcomes you with a kiss and a little lovebite into your shoulder to quell the shakes. “My sweet little one, this is your papa.”

You reach out your hand and your newborn daughter wraps her tiny scaly claws around your pinky, the gray armor that would one day grow thick and hard, soft and new. When she senses your touch, she opens her eyes, innocent warm emerald eyes. Things have never been perfect, but for your little girl you feel you could endure anything. You brush back her hair gently. Your Mistress turns the tiny lamia in her arms. The mother looks down, and, unlike a human baby so young, your daughter smiles.

>> No.15017900

Never rape elves

>> No.15017902

>>15014935
>it's still going
>it's still the adventures of a group of unbeatable mary sues
I don't know what else I expected.

>> No.15017903

>>15017895
Go back to the EMG thread if you want to circlejerk over cloacas then.

>> No.15017904

>>15017897
Bummer, man.

>> No.15017907

>>15017900
why?

>> No.15017912

>>15017900
Elves cannot be happy unless they're being raped or ordered to do something.

>> No.15017915

>>15017898
I just want to have wing holding passionate baby making with her as I tell her I love her.

>> No.15017917

>>15017907
it is wrong
>>15017912
I order elves to not get raped

>> No.15017919

>>15017900
>not raping elves

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>>15014935
Does he even update here anymore?
Then again, the only probable thing I like about the story is the big-tittied chuuni Wyvern.

>> No.15017928

>>15017917
but elves love rape.

>> No.15017929

>>15017899
>A very tired-looking slate gray snake in a hospital gown is lying on the bed, tail draped over a couch the orderlies have dragged in. A small ashy thing snuggles in her arms with a dusty crop of white hair, suckling at her breast
Wait, isn't June colorful instead of grey? I thought the whole thing with her species was that when they mate they shed their dull scales for vibrate ones, hence everyone can see when one is married.

>> No.15017940

>>15017895
>MGE dosen't matter
>in a MGE thread
I hope this is bait.

>> No.15017945

>>15017929
She's a cottonmouth. She goes from a dull banded light gray to a gray so dark and shiny it's basically black.

>> No.15017947

I wanna as an elf for consent

>> No.15017950

>>15017898
I can really picture a crow tengu drooling and partially completing words while getting boned, barely moving her wing up and down against the bed.

>> No.15017953

>>15017947
fucking what?

>> No.15017954

>>15017921
Probably because few of us still read it. I'm curious where the thing is going, but at the same rate seeing them all steamroll the order over and over got boring quickly. I know Moose says they are pyrrhic victories, but I really don't see it at all. Being seen as the devil by a large number of the population is only dangerous if they have a hope in hell of stopping you for it.

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>>15017940
Thats some top tier bait ya got there

>> No.15017960

>>15017953
axe her a questin

>> No.15017965

>>15017954
True, at a certain power threshold, reputation becomes meaningless.

>> No.15017971

>>15017956
Fine. "MGE inspired".

>> No.15017974
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Would you avoid getting in an elevator with a monster you've never met? You might hurt their feelings.

>> No.15017977

>>15017912
>>15017928
More memes please

>> No.15017978

which monster makes the best potpie

>> No.15017985

>>15017974
Monsters are people too, so why would I avoid them?

>> No.15017986

>>15017974
No?
Everyone needs to take the elevator. Why'd I avoid getting in an elevator with a stranger?

>> No.15017990

>>15017904
I thought you and that "I posted it again!" meme died off.

>> No.15017994

>>15017978
Lizards. They traveled to hundreds of inns during their time adventuring and tasted hundreds of different pot pies, secretly writing down recipe ideas and notes for the day they would get beaten by a great warrior and become his blushing bride.

>> No.15017997

>>15017974
if its a lamia yes, I hate snakes and there is nothing she can say to make me get in with her.

>> No.15017999

>Thread is nothing but kikimori, manticores, crow tengus, ushi onis, meme cats, and oni
>"DUDE IT'S NOT AN MGE THREAD."

It's an MGE thread which allows for discussion of monster 2hus or MGs in vidya among other things.How don't people get that?

>> No.15018000

>>15017977
It's not a meme, anon.
Elves are a slave race, they literally cannot function independently.

>> No.15018004

>>15017994
If I beat one at checkers does that make me a great warrior

>> No.15018005

>>15017974
The only reason I wouldn't get in an elevator is if it was already completely packed.
Everyone who normally uses elevators gets on with strangers all the time. This wouldn't be any different for me.

>> No.15018006

Mindflayers are cute and interesting

>> No.15018010

>>15018006
Yes. They are sweet and innocent.

>> No.15018016

>>15018006
>>15018010
>lying on the internet
Who let the brainwashed plebs in?

>> No.15018018

>>15018010
Truly a great monster that get an unwarranted bad reputation

>> No.15018024

>>15018004
That entirely depends on how old and lonely she is. Desperate cakezards are known to count even Guess Who and Battleship.

>> No.15018027

>>15017999
>How don't people get that?
They're newfags. It's rather simpel isn't it?

>> No.15018030
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>>15018006
I agree. They also make wonderful nurses.

>> No.15018034

>>15017974
Can I fit in the elevator easily? If so, then I'd have no issue.

If the elevator's full, I'd just wait, or take the stairs.

>> No.15018036

>>15018024
What if she is my childhood friend and I'm to frail to beat her

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>>15017899
I don't normally post reaction images on this thread but this warrants one.
I'll delete it in 15 minutes though

>> No.15018044

>>15018036
Why wouldn't you get stronger for the sake of your childhood friend? What is wrong with you?

>> No.15018050

>>15017974
depends on how big she is

imagine sharing an elevator with a large girl like a tarantula or an anaconda or super mofu fox with more mofu than all the clouds in the sky

>> No.15018051

>>15018044
I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

>> No.15018052

>>15017974
I'd be too scared to.

>> No.15018056

>>15018051
Then learn magic, you dweeb. You should do that either way, magic's pretty cool I guess.

>> No.15018058

>>15018052
She's a normal everyday girl.

>> No.15018062

>>15018051
Cool story.

But seriously, will you buy some chocolate or not?

>> No.15018064

You know, I've never seen some one bring up vampires in relation to being better than Dhampir. Like, it's not their selling point. Yet with Dhampir it's always got to do with vampires, about being better than vampires or nicer, or less cunty, like you're scoring points. Why the inferiority complex?

>> No.15018074

>>15018064
What if you raised a vampire into thinking she was a Dhampir

>> No.15018075

>>15018064
They're just like human women only stronger. They know they're not cool like other monstergirls.

>> No.15018076

>>15017899
Are you really, or is it more, "I have story notes on a notepad somewhere"? Not to be rude, but I mean you haven't touched it in months last I looked.

I hope I'm wrong though. And that KuuJaberwock gets her own end.

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>>15018050
>trying to fit in the elevator with this

>> No.15018085

>>15018074
What if you raised a wolf into thinking it was a mutt? Seems like an insult to me.

>> No.15018089

>>15018064
Dhampirs are shit. They are for NTR and dicked by their fatheru. Too worst fetishes

>> No.15018093

>>15018085
Take the child of a usually submissive species and one of a usually dominant species and swap them and see how they turn out

>> No.15018094

>>15018089
Must you spill your wrong opinion everywhere?

>> No.15018097

>>15018085
threadcanon_hellhound.txt

>> No.15018103

>>15018093
Sounds like it would make a interesting green.

>> No.15018105

>>15018094
He's right though

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>>15017999
Bummer, man

>> No.15018109

>>15018094
Not seeing anything wrong with his statement though. Perhaps you should get your eyes checked?

>> No.15018115

>>15018105
"He" is certainly not right.

>> No.15018116

>>15018058
Who could rape me.

>> No.15018122

>>15018084
itll be worth the effort

>> No.15018124

>>15018116
Do you even know how biased they l as is towards humans? She doesn't even have to touch you and you can send her away for rape

>> No.15018125
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Would you take this snek in?

>> No.15018133

>>15018084
I'm gonna impregnate them both and take responsibility!

>> No.15018135

>>15018125
Yes it looks like it needs a warm and caring home.

>> No.15018138

>>15018125
I would without a second thought. She must be freezing!

>> No.15018140

>>15018125
in a heartbeat!

>> No.15018141

>>15018133
In the elevator?

>> No.15018146

>>15018124
I prefer to play it safe.

>> No.15018148

>>15018125
Of course.

Head pats shall come on their day.

>> No.15018150

>>15018125
Of course. It's cold outside

>> No.15018151

>>15018141
Yeah.

>> No.15018152

>>15018146
Well don't be racist anon.

>> No.15018154

>>15018125
Take her back to her parents, can't pull that one on me

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>>15018125
So long as she isn't an asshole.

>> No.15018168

I want to ask Hakutaku Sensei in the movie The Dark Knight Rises, directed by Christopher Nolan, there is an exchange between the characters CIA and Bane, where CIA is inquiring about Bane's mask. He asks him "If I pull that off will you die", to which Bane replies "It would be extremely painful." then CIA states "You're a big guy." and Bane replies "For you.". Now, the pacing of these statements is a bit awkward, so I want to know when Bane says "For you" is he saying he's a big guy relative to CIA, or is he saying that removing the mask would be extremely painful for CIA?!

>> No.15018174

I wonder what profession would have the least amount of monstergirls in it

>> No.15018178

>>15017358
Scheduledog
Anubutt
Nubnub

Are there any more nicknames for the Anubis?

>> No.15018182

>>15018174
gynaecologist

>> No.15018184

>>15018168
It's option three. He became a big guy for CIA. And then CIA was an alp

>> No.15018185

>>15018076
I have a ton of scenes and dialogues for different routes that I string together and flesh out as people vote and the main story progresses. It's how I've always done it. Talking about alternate stuff or future is just coulda' beens and might be's. Anything bypassed won't get fully fleshed out unless people really ask for it after the rest is done.

If you want main story? There's another few thousand words. Put it up literally this moment to show I am working. Will get the update finished and properly updated in a couple days.

Last official update ended at 3165
Last unofficial update ended at 3329

>> No.15018187

>>15018125
I would give her to childless Midwestern couple where they would raise her to be a paragon of truth , justice and the American way.

>> No.15018188

>>15018174
Executioner. Abortion doctor. Professional feminist.

>> No.15018191

>>15017974
I'd be worried about the weight limit with an apophis, but I wouldn't know how to delicately explain that to her. I bet she'd even move and make some room in the middle so I could fit. I guess if it breaks down between floors, it'll work out.

>> No.15018192

>>15018187
>Midwestern
>paragon of truth , justice and the American way.
Midwesterners are losers. The South is where it's at. Let her grow up into a proud good little rebel.

>> No.15018199

>>15018192
THE UNION FOREVER
BLEEDING KANSAS NEVER FORGET
midwest is best

>> No.15018200

>>15018191
Wow, you're calling her fat? Rude, she's "plump". Men like a girl with meat on her bones you know.

>> No.15018206

>>15018200
I don't

t.Skeleton boner

>> No.15018209

>>15018192
I think he was making a superman reference

>> No.15018215

>>15018133
Fucking degenerate.

>> No.15018216

>>15018206
Alp no one cares what girls you like, we all know it's only black dragons.

>> No.15018223

>>15018215
Its their fault! Look at them, they want to be impregnated together!

>> No.15018227

>>15018223
That doesn't make it right.

>> No.15018229

>>15018185
Thank you based YBA. Who's your favorite girl to write for?

>> No.15018230

>>15018223
>Leaf on head
>He impregnated a shapeshifted Tanuki
>EnjoyYourDebtSlavery.jpg

>> No.15018232

>>15018103
Just nature vs nurture

>> No.15018235

>>15018230
also dont they all have giant testicles or something?

>> No.15018236

>>15018200
She's isn't fat though, she weights a lot because of all that muscle in the snake part.

>> No.15018237

>>15018235
No, just giant furry pants.

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Gyoubu_Danuki

>> No.15018240

>>15018227
But if they want it, and I want it, then that makes it ok.
>>15018230
So then I get an ara ara Kitsune and her, probably virgin, Tanuki friend.

>> No.15018242

>>15018236
Good excuse Anon, I just hope you're willing to cheer her up all the way now that she's feeling self conscious about her weight, and inability to get a man.

>> No.15018244

>>15018235
Take a hike faggot.

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>>15018230
Kitsune do that too, you know.

>> No.15018253

>>15018240
No anon, you must be better than that!

>> No.15018254

>>15018247
Those are cool looking chopsticks

>> No.15018256

>>15018242
It is not an excuse though, it's true.

I'd cheer her up anyway

>> No.15018257

>>15018235
Actual tanukis do have disproportionally large testicles, yes. Though it'd be more correct to say they're Japanese raccoon dogs.

>> No.15018258
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Tanuki are great when you ignore the analpained memers.

>> No.15018260

>>15018258
which you can't

>> No.15018264

>>15018258
I'd show her my coin collection so she can help me appraise the value

>> No.15018265

>>15018254
They're pretty much equivalent to silverware, in comparison to plastic forks.

>> No.15018266

>>15018258
They're literally Jews.

>> No.15018268

>>15018253
But what's so wrong with three people making each other happy?

>> No.15018271

>>15018268
It's wrong.

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>>15018258

>> No.15018275

>>15018271
You know what, I think you're wrong. Yeah I think you're the one who just wants people not to be happy!

>> No.15018277

>>15018273
All I have is my grandfather's special quarter

>> No.15018281

>>15018271
So is daughteru impregnation, but KC went full steam ahead with that in his canon.

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>>15018273
Pow!

>> No.15018288

>>15018215
>>15018227
>>15018253
>>15018271
There's nothing wrong with bigamy you know.

Now if he were talking about a harem, that would be wrong indeed.

>> No.15018290

>>15018288
There is nothing wrong with a harem if you can love and support them all.

>> No.15018291

>>15018275
It's not that I don't want people to be happy, I just acknowledge that we don't deserve to be happy.

>>15018281
There's literally nothing wrong with impregnating the daughteru.

>> No.15018298

>>15018168
What the message was supposed to mean was that Bane would harm CIA if CIA was going to take off the mask.

>> No.15018299

>>15018256
Sure it's true. Keep to the story and deny it always, it'll build her confidence.

Just be careful not to build her confidence too much, or she'll start to get haughty.

>> No.15018303

>>15018290
You will never, ever get the same level of affection and privacy you could have with one or two girls with a harem.

>> No.15018306

>>15018291
With an attitude like that Eros herself is gonna protect your smile.

>> No.15018307

>>15018288
>>15018290
>>15018291
Given the presumably extremely high female-to-male ratio in MG-lands, it would be morally irresponsible to not take multiple wives and/or daughters to ensure as many MGs as possible get the D. Otherwise you may condemn them to being 4everalone. (or worse, lesbians).

>> No.15018311

>>15018229
Hard to say. I like all of them. The more I write about one, the more I get attached.

I do relish the background characters though, just for the fact it's where you can really showcase the variety of species and personalities. Having them living their own lives and you just a get a little snapshot of it in the moment you see them. I think it makes everything feel more lived in, you know?

>> No.15018312

>>15018258
They'd be better if their tails didn't make those swishing noises from the Mario games.

Actually, they're better because of that swishing noise.

>> No.15018314

>>15018299
>or she'll start to get haughty
We're talking about an Apophis, that's how she should have been. I'm just helping her being normal.

>> No.15018316

I just wanna befriend monsters

>> No.15018323

>>15018307
We've been over this before. The ratio of men - MGs is around 10 - 1 according to KC himself. You can enjoy treating marriage like a trading card game all you want, but don't pretend like you're being righteous in doing so.

>> No.15018324

>>15018307
>extremely high female-to-male ratio in MG-lands
The human population is larger than the monstergirl population. That, and monstergirls take a little longer to breed with than a human woman.

>> No.15018325

>>15018307
>(or worse, lesbians).

Don't say such scary things Anon.

>> No.15018326

>>15018307
But anon, this will only result in increasing the size of already high female-to-male ratio.

>> No.15018329

>>15018314
A "normal" Apophis is a faceless fat purple Monster Girl who molests shotas. Do you really want that?

What is your ideal 'pophis?

>> No.15018333

>>15018316
Then develop AR so the rest of us can do that too.

>> No.15018336

>>15018307
There aren't as many monster as you think, and they won't become lesbians.

>> No.15018340

>>15018306
I find that hard to believe, I'm probably already a lost cause at this point.

>> No.15018342

>>15018323
Well, technically it's 5:1, as half of the 10 are human women. But you're still 100% right about the overwhelming number of men compared to monsters.

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>>15018329
THICK

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>>15018329

>> No.15018348

>>15018323
>Ten times as many men as females in MG-land.

[Citation Needed]

>> No.15018350

>>15018311
Yes, I get you. I just want you to know I enjoy your take on MGs and such, and was around waaaay back in the threads when you posted a huge thing about how humans can regulate their own species for their own benefit. I was Readanon back then, reading all the stories in the pastebins, but I took a great liking to yours. Now I've apparently turned into Junefag, the champion of all things June related.

>> No.15018360

>>15018329
>What is your ideal 'pophis?
Well if I were a shota, I'm fine with the type you described.

I'm totally fine with the canon one; possessive, dom and a bit yan. In fact, I prefer most canon girls over the threadcanon ones.

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>>15018329
My ideal apophis is one who stays away from the pharaoh.

Team Sun roolz, Purple Snake droolz.

>> No.15018365

>>15018340
That's just the kind of thing that makes her want to protect your smile though, nobody is truly a lost cause, unless you're like a murderer or something.

>> No.15018367

>>15018360
>Well if I were a shota, I'm fine with the type you described.
Just order some Wonderland cake to make you a shota. Then you can have all the fun you want.

>> No.15018375

>>15018303
Sounds like your personal failings.

>> No.15018376

>>15018367
What happens if you have wonderland cake and wonderland tea at the same time? Do you just temporarily turn into a really small dog or something?

>> No.15018383

>>15018367
I'd rather stay as an young adult but if she wants me to be a shota for her I doubt I would say no.

>> No.15018385

I bet slimes make great masseuses

>> No.15018388

>>15018365
Well, for all I know I could be by the time the portal to MG-land opens up.

>> No.15018391

>>15018385
Depends on which slime I am sure. I am positive no one wants a acid bath from a acidic slime.

>> No.15018392

>>15018361
My favorite Pharoah/Apophis relationship is the one where they are dicks to each other and hate each other but over the years have come to respect each other.

A "my worthy foe" sort of scenario. And not one that is solved with a threesome.

>> No.15018396

>>15018391
Maybe the acid tickles and cleans your skin

>> No.15018397

>>15018323
>>15018324
Assuming we maintain the global average of 7% more males than females being born (assuming the Order lands are at 100% peace and don't negate this higher male ratio by mass culling due to warfare), you'd still need a population of 14 humans per 1 MG to ensure a 1-to-1 male:female ratio.

In other words, still won't be enough men with a 10:1 ratio.


Q.E.D: Some bigamy must be undertaken for the greater good. I myself am willing to shoulder the burden of multiple 2nd wives to help out against the evil that are monogamous prudes.

>> No.15018398

>notice Lanternon has a new chapter out
>oh, cool
>a Lilim randomly shows up and starts another war. As a result humanity kicks out all the monsters and progresses alone finally. Also mech suits. The end
>wait, what the fuck?
>notice the weird title
>notice the day it was posted

Oh you. You had me for a moment there.

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>>15018303

>> No.15018407

>>15018396
Yeah sure, if she can control how acidic it is. If not then it tickles your skin right off.

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>>15018385
I bet slime make great wives

>> No.15018410

>>15018268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sbFhOeqTzY

>> No.15018414

>>15018385
I think they'd be completely and utterly relaxing no matter what. As for firmer massages, I think that would depend on how viscous they can become, and how much force they can exert before deformation of their own body takes place.
They're not really going to be able to knead deeper knots if their fingers just compress against themselves. But if they can push as well as a solid being can, then you'll be in for absolute heaven.

>> No.15018418

>>1501774?
>decent sfm
huh never though i would see it

>> No.15018422

>>15018346
>You will never have an Apophis onee-san who teases you by writing ero-novels aloud for you to hear, making fun of you when she sees you get a boner from her work

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Fat Lava Golem ass

>> No.15018425
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>>15018409
Most of them are meant to be barely sentient. Dark Slimes are supposed to be on par with humans though, so I imagine they'd be fun.

>> No.15018432

>>15018414
They need to be able to fuck, I'm sure they could massage decently too.

>> No.15018434

>>15018425
I wanna just sleep in a tub with a dark slime in it and just ramble to her as I fall asleep

>> No.15018438

>>15018425
>Dark Slimes are supposed to be on par with humans
>The lewdest of the Slimes
>Sentience makes you lewd

>> No.15018443

>>15018258
Those "analpained memers" are the men left destitute and on the streets after the jewnuki demolish his life on a whim, take him for a one night stand and move on

>> No.15018445

>>15018422
Shit that wouldn't embarrass me, I'd even read them for her I've been told I have a good reading voice. and if she wants put that reading on something like Audible.

>> No.15018450

>>15018443
Looks like the analpained memers are also comprised of RPers like you.

>> No.15018452

>>15018422
but that's lewd at least she doesn't make them about me

>> No.15018454

>>15018438
Consider how lewd humans are.

>> No.15018455

>>15018443
Untrue! They sell those men to the whorehouses!

>> No.15018457

>>15018258
They're obsessed with money. It's not a meme, the profile itself says they put men into debt so they're forced to marry them. Sorry if some of us think this is fucking reprehensible.

>> No.15018463

>>15018457
You're right, they should use biochemical addictive agents, brute force kidnapping, and mind-manipulation spells like all the morally upstanding MGs.

>> No.15018465

>>15018425
Dark slimes are also pretty great magic casters too. Having a loving dark slime wife who gives massages so good that girls literally melt during them would be great. That she can even cast pleasure inducing spells on top of that makes her a pretty top-tier girl, I think.

>> No.15018467

>>15018438
The profile actually says they're highly intelligent.
I'd rather be married to a slime who can hold a conversation for longer than three words.

>> No.15018469

>>15018344
I chuckled

>> No.15018472

>>15018445
What if the ero-novels she reads are exclusively about onee-sans seducing their younger brothers?

>> No.15018476

>>15018450
You don't know what that means, parrot.

>> No.15018480

>>15018472
I'd tell her that they're dumb and siblings can't get married.

>> No.15018484
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15018484

Can't you trust this face?

>> No.15018486

>>15018480
That would hurt her feelings.

>> No.15018487

>>15018463
I know you're butthurt that your waifu is seen as shit tier around here, but it really is a cruel was of getting a husband.
The mind control stuff other monsters use is bullshit too, but the manipulation of a town's currency is insidious because civilization generally relies on money. So fuck you, I still think they're evil for it.

>> No.15018488

>>15018484
yes

>> No.15018492

>>15018472
I'd tell her incest is wrong

>> No.15018493

>>15018486
She's dumb and fat then.

>> No.15018497

>>15018487
Not to mention that the pursuit of money is a pretty shallow thing.

>> No.15018499

>>15018323
>The ratio of men - MGs is around 10 - 1 according to KC himself.
It's worldwide. I don't think you meet an Indian, Chinese or a black for every second person on the street just 'cause they're half of the population. Monstergirls are highly concentrated in Demon Realms, their borderlands and friendly states. They likely lack the abundance males everywhere since in friendly states there's still an existing human women half to court it's men one, and in full-blown DRs monstergirls are unintentionally breeding the humans out.

>> No.15018500

>>15018484
11/10 would merge with.

>> No.15018501

>>15016994
Thirding.

>> No.15018502

>>15018493
No, that's baker wurm.

>> No.15018504

>>15018484
Never trust a tanuki with money.

>> No.15018505

>>15018484
I'd literally rather end up with a manticore, and I hate manticores.

>> No.15018506

>>15018472
Hey man, a job's a job. Just because I'm reading it doesn't mean I'm enjoying the material.

>> No.15018511

>>15018487
>People trading to amass wealth are more evil than kidnappers or mind-controllers
>The entire merchant class is more evil than satan

Okay, Mr. I'm-Not-Butthurt-The-Other-Guy-Is

I'm not even a Tanuki fag. I'm just someone who can into logic.

>> No.15018512

>>15017004
>Barb can now actually do faces
Holy shit. This is really good.

>> No.15018514

>>15018463
What would you prefer, faggot? A punch to the face to wake up to green ogre tits riding you, a mindblowing orgasm and a bottle of beer as she slaps your ass and sends you off? Or the lose of your job, home and possessions, the crumbling of all your relationships as the tanuki injects the poison of greed, for a quick lay that feels as filthy, dirty and degrading as it is, before she leaves you in the ruins of the life you once had.

>> No.15018517

>>15018512
He's always been able to do faces.

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>>15018484
Can't you trust this face?

>> No.15018523

>>15018518
No, she's in a dumpster.

>> No.15018531

>>15018484
I don't think I could ever bring myself to love, let alone trust, a Tanuki.

>> No.15018533

>>15018523
Where she belongs, really.

>> No.15018534

>>15018511
I'm getting the feeling you're just trolling now, especially since you're claiming to be using logic in your thinking. I wasn't defending the mind control shit in the slightest and a bit of reading comprehension would have helped you realize this.
A Tanuki's method also sucks ass, and smacks of a corrupt merchant who has the ability to ruin people's lives for any reason she pleases.

>> No.15018535

>>15018517
Haha, no.

>> No.15018538

>>15018534
>Using money to obtain what you want is evil and corrupt

I hope you live in a hut in the woods, anon, using a router made of spit and string, otherwise I've got bad news for you...

>> No.15018539

>>15018514
You put it far better than I could have.

>> No.15018541

>>15018533
I'm just saying she's probably a spirit energy junkie, and is probably just after my semen. She's not representative of the rest of her kind. I mean, most tanuki wouldn't dare get near a dumpster, let alone live in one.

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I want to have a conversation with a Crow Tengu about Estonian woodcarving techniques, 17th century Turkish composer Mustafa Itri, The ethics of space colonization, the best methods of preparing blood assuage, Robocop 2, and geo-political climate of post-WW2 Sicily, after she bumps into me in the school's courtyard!

>> No.15018546

>>15018425
>Most of them are meant to be barely sentient.
and what if thats what i want in a wife?

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>>15018284
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4De2AtQNUPY&t=0m37s

>> No.15018550

>>15018538
>using money to ruin someone's life so they'll come crawling to you is evil and corrupt
Why yes, yes it is. For all your condescending talk of logic, you aren't using it much.

>> No.15018554

>>15018547
My Kiki will understand if my schedule will revolve around me waking up after 9am right?

>> No.15018558

>>15018550
>using money to ruin someone's life so they'll come crawling to you is evil and corrupt

Right, that's exactly what it says in the profile sheet, and not your inability to separate your imagination from KC canon. Good job projecting, faggot.

>> No.15018560

I wish I could befriend an arachne so I can get over my phobia

>> No.15018562

>>15018538
It's probably just too close to home for most Anons.
The entire premise of KC's world is this total hugboxy suspension of reality where disease, injury, poverty, stress, etc. doesn't come into play.
If you wanted to spend literally your entire life relaxing on a sunny porch and pumping baby batter into your waifu, you could.

So Tanuki bringing the concept of an economy kind of ruins it. Reminds Anons of the yoke around their neck IRL. The eternal, persistent drag of money to stay alive. The slavery imposed on them by their betters. Half the appeal of monstergirls is trading away that slavery to a financial system and going on a lovely adventure.

>> No.15018571

>>15018560
What if she teases you about it?

>> No.15018573

>>15018562
Sort of this. If anything tanukis are the embodiment of the system KC made this setting to escape from: greedy rich guys who control your life and leave you powerless.

>> No.15018578

>>15018571
I might cry and need reassurance that she won't bite me

>> No.15018580

>>15018573
getting awfully communistic in here

>> No.15018582

>>15018578
Not even a nibble?

>> No.15018583

>>15018562
Projecting their insecurities is one thing, but trying to pass them off as canon itself like >>15018550 just pushes into the obnoxious and irritating, to be honest.

>> No.15018584

>>15018573
They do at least come with a happy ending in the KC style though. There's still light at the end of the tunnel even there.

>> No.15018586

>>15018582
I don't wanna die

>> No.15018589

>>15018558
It actually says they put men into debt so they can marry them. I think you're doing this on purpose now, so I'm done with you.

>> No.15018590

>>15018185

>69 scene with based faggotcat

You truly are an evil man.

>> No.15018592

>>15018547
>Just saw the part in Danganronpa with Sakura's death
>See this
>Get sad

>> No.15018595

>>15018586
But you're just so cute when you're nervous

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>>15018258
Remove Coin Raccoon.

>> No.15018599

Is there any reason I should try sifting through the last thread?

>> No.15018602

>>15018595
those fangs would take a chunk out of me

>> No.15018606

>>15018350
Did you ever get around to reading everything?
Was there anyone who sucked so badly you couldn't finish a story? You don't need to name names if you don't want to.

>> No.15018608

>>15018589

You're obviously projecting the whole "evil and corrupt and make men come crawling part," by taking the thing out of the KC context and using a real-world one.

Or do you also believe the Lirzardman profile suggests they skewer and cut apart human males who don't win during duels? Or that Dragons literally kept human males sealed in a vault? C'mon, use your brain and stop projecting your insecurities. Look at the context.

>> No.15018609

>>15018599
To get 100% completion.

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>>15018599
Kitsune-bi got some art.

>> No.15018611

>>15018258
>money obsessed monster
Yeah, no thanks.

>> No.15018612

>>15018599
Some new barb stuff, but some of it got posted here.. April fools updates.

>> No.15018614

>>15018610
Looks like a zombie.

>> No.15018616

>>15018599
So you won't miss the link hidden in post code that tells you how to get to the real KC land and meet your waifu.

>> No.15018618

>>15018610
she looks a little dazed, maybe she should sit down for a moment

>> No.15018621

>>15018610
Awwww, she's going to get a headpat.

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>>15014474
Writefag snake a best.

>> No.15018623

>>15018616
>the link
Too convenient to be believable, it's never that easy. Me though, I'm all set for 2017.

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>>15018554
Probably not.

She does respect your vidya time though. So long as it's a pegi 13 rating.

>>15018592
I have no idea what you're talking about.

Take this cow that may or may not be part of Chaos.

>> No.15018626

>>15018606
I've read just about everything. And yes. There were a few that I couldn't finish. But those were mostly on TFT

Overall, I enjoyed most of them. Some of them are a little longwinded, and others just can't keep my attention. The only reason I have such a strong opinion on YBA's and Peterdnzl's Spider and the Fly Is because they actually caused me to have that burning feeling of my stomach of anger. They were the only ones to do that.

>> No.15018629

>>15018602
She'll just scrape the skin.

>> No.15018632

>>15018612
I saw that manticore one.

>>15018616
Why do you play with my heart like this.

Any chance the spadetail story had something posted?

>> No.15018633

>>15018622
>Penis-hair

Cannot unsee.

>> No.15018638

>>15018622
Don't stare into her eyes.Don't stare into her eyes. Don't stare into her eyes.

>> No.15018639

>>15018629
I like my blood on the inside

>> No.15018640

>>15018632
There's also the lizardman one and best harpy one posted here.

>> No.15018642

>>15018625
>So long as it's a pegi 13 rating.
Oh fuck that.

>> No.15018644

>>15018626
>TFT
Well, no surprise there. I still think you're insane for reading everything in the first place.

>> No.15018645

>>15018640
Thanks

>> No.15018646

>>15018622
So, how 'bout those panties?

>>15018638
It shouldn't even matter Anon, if you aren't already rock hard in that situation you can't call yourself a man.

>> No.15018648

I like vampires but I could never do the whole blood giving thing because I already have a fear of needles so her fangs would be even worse

>> No.15018649

>>15018644
>I still think you're insane for reading everything in the first place
Not him, but I've done the same. Reading briefly fills the hole.

>> No.15018657

>>15018644
It was just kind of a pilgrimage after awhile. I was like "Well, I've read like half this shit, might as well finish it up!" then that one guy came in and posted about the guy who talked about various writefags, which introduced me to ManyTailedHydra or something. The horror erotica guy, right? And that kind of put me into the TFT site, so I was obliged to read there.

It was quite the whimsical place, really.

>> No.15018661

>>15018648
Just imagine that they actually make you feel good as they drink from you because magic.

>> No.15018672

>>15018661
still just seems so unnerving maybe I should stick with less bitey monsters

>> No.15018675

>>15018648
I have something similar.
I love the undead more than all the others, but the idea of eternity horrifies me so I could never marry one. I'm surprised no-one has tried writing something about this before, it's such an interesting and conflicting feeling.

>> No.15018676

Is that guy who makes maids for different anons still around?

>> No.15018677

>>15018672
This brings us to an interesting topic: which monsters would give the best love bites?

I feel like it'd have to be a mouse or a canine of some sort.

>> No.15018679

>>15018672
Don't you want to have your waifu to say you're delicious?

>> No.15018682

>>15018677
Lamias

>> No.15018684

>>15018679
Only in a metaphorical manner.

>> No.15018685

I want to see the look of utter confusion on a wild monster girl when I show her affection!

>> No.15018686

>>15018657
>the guy who talked about various writefags
You mean the writefag list on the wiki? I actually like that, ever since he put my stuff on there I've been getting more views than ever. It's nice to know people are reading my stuff.

>> No.15018689

>>15018614
>>15018618
She's just full of burning passion.
>>15018621
And you're getting roughly loved and tenderly held after.

>> No.15018690

>>15018675
At least you can catch up on your backlog.

>> No.15018691

>>15018686
Yeah, that guy. Has he updated at all? Could I get a link?

>> No.15018694
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Disgruntled faeries

>> No.15018695

>>15018694
Drunk monster girls are best. Prove me wrong.

>> No.15018699

>>15018694
Never trust the fae.

>> No.15018700

>>15018676
He died choking on a dust bunny.

>> No.15018705

>>15018695
Drunk, horny horsepussy hitting on you in the bar.

>> No.15018708

>>15018700
What an ironic turn of events.

>> No.15018711

>>15018694
Drunken onaholes

>> No.15018717
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15018717

Gargoyle needs you to fix her up, what do?

I do find the ELMG version of petrification interesting. Girls like catolepas minotaurs, cockatrices and medusas can actually petrify anything they see, but the effect isn't permanent and only lasts at most half an hour, and the petrification ability can be significantly reduced by wearing glasses, which Tolepas and Media wear often so they can live normally without accidentally petrifying everything in sight.

Are there any other monster (girls) you can think of that can petrify objects?

>> No.15018719

>>15018691
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Camran1005/Monster_Girl_Fan_Fiction_Archive

Here. He has some very odd ideas on what makes a good story/writefag.

>> No.15018729

I just wanna be the landlord for a monstergirl apartment complex

>> No.15018736

>>15018679
If what I thought was an Inari called me "delicious", I would strive to put as many continents as possible between us.

>>15018695
Oh yes. It would certainly be something to see a haughty girl blurt out that she loves me after having one too many drinks.

>> No.15018741

>>15018719

>Succubus Sister: Submit Silently!
That one was pretty good.

>> No.15018742

>>15018717
Go out and get some concrete mix to seal up her cracks, which I'll do during the day and with great precision so she looks just as beautiful as before. Then when she wakes up and see me fixing and cleaning her, she can as ask me out on a date and come back to my house to cuddle all night long.

>> No.15018743

I wonder which monster would make the best rival

>> No.15018754

>>15018743
Salamander. She is the player 2 colour scheme.

>> No.15018756
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Well anon, one of the girls of your class invited you to a sleepover with her friends. Apparently, there were other girls interested in you as well, because as soon as she gave you the invitation, the rest quickly did the same.

Now, you have to choose what invitation you will accept, and be careful, because you don't know how are the friends of any of your classmates.

Or you could always accept the secret invitation.

Complete image in 15 min.

>> No.15018759

>>15018729
>The muffled sounds of bedposts slamming against walls and grunting/moaning
>the girls offering sex/flashing you if they're late with the rent
>the single girls trying to marry you
>constant callouts to inspect their showers/bedrooms for some reason

It would either be fun or awful. You'd probably see a lot of tits though.

>> No.15018762

>>15018756
Box!

>> No.15018763

>>15018756
God forgive me, but I'll take the alp.

>> No.15018767

>>15018717
First, I open my garage and get my caulk. I then apply it as needed.
Then, I open my pants and get my cock. I then apply it as needed.

>> No.15018769

>>15018742
Good thing ELMG gargoyles can avoid being petrified in the daytime as long as they avoid contact with sunlight. If they did, then they have to wait till night to return back to normal.

>> No.15018773

>>15018756
>kobold

shes getting headpated all night

>> No.15018776

>>15018756
Troll.

>> No.15018777

>>15018756
I'll pick Alp

>> No.15018778

>>15018756
Well, that jubjub looks cute, but-
>troll
TROLL
I'll cross that bridge when I get to it.

>> No.15018779

>>15018756
Kobold. The objectively correct choice.

>> No.15018781

>>15018759
As long as the rent is paid on time I'm okay with it and I better not find and pets that haven't been approved

>> No.15018784

>>15018769
Oh that makes things way easier, all she has to do i let it dry then we can spend the rest of the day cuddling one another and learning about each other, depends on how much she like my fixing of her cracks?

>> No.15018786

>>15018756
Going with the Kobold, of course! I'll be hard for me to keep my hands off of her, though.

>> No.15018787

>>15018756
JubJub

>> No.15018789

>>15018756
>Jubjub

I don't understand, are there actually any other options?

>> No.15018790

>>15018754
Then she better be prepared to get showed up

>> No.15018792

>>15018756
Always mystery box.

>> No.15018793

>>15018778
CHARON!

>> No.15018796

>>15018756
I'll pick the secret one.

I know the kobold is going to bring her Siths friends

>> No.15018799

>>15018789
Yes, they're called the correct answers.

>> No.15018801

>>15018756
It probably won't end well for shy, scared me, but I'll go with the secret invitation.

>> No.15018802

>>15018793
Gotta pay the toll when you meet the troll, gotta make the pun when you meet Charon.

>> No.15018805

>>15018799
Fine.

MYSTERY BAWKS

>> No.15018806

>>15018756
I'll go with the Troll

>> No.15018807

>>15018756
M Y S T E R Y G I R L

>> No.15018808

>>15018719
You can really tell what monstergirls each writefag likes the most on this. Some girls have multiple stories by the same writer.

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>>15018719
>Bob, Bollocks, Aftyn, Sukiru Ikeda on the fucking authors list

>> No.15018826

>>15018756
Kobold or Troll

I have a feeling the Alp's going to be a very awkward night for the both of us
And the JubJub will end exactly how you'd think it would

Wait a ticket, I've got an idea! A compromise! Let's just all have a sleepover at my house!
Then, no one gets left out!

>> No.15018828

>>15018756
Kobold

>> No.15018829

So these threads introduced me to Powerwolf, ever since I started listening to them and posting on these threads I've been feeling more religious and more drawn to the Catholic Church. Are MG's making me Catholic?

>> No.15018832

>>15018756
Alp.

One way or t'other, I'm making sure the alp knows why she alped.

>> No.15018833

>>15018829
I mean, I guess. Some of the reading materials I've read say that succubi are in fact Christian.

>> No.15018834

>>15018829
Wait a second. Play the albums backwards and at about 1/4 speed. This might be the work of a dark priest.

>> No.15018845

>>15018834
But wouldn't a Dark Priest try to indoctrinate a Baptist denomination?

>> No.15018850

>>15018661
C'mon now, in magic land even being in a Tanuki's debt feels good.
Doesn't make it less squick.

>> No.15018852

>>15018845
They'd be crafty little devils, there's no reason to believe they'd necessarily go for a straight conversion. Ultimately they don't want you in any actual Christian religion anyway.

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>>15018762
>>15018763
>>15018773
>>15018776
>>15018777
>>15018778
>>15018779
>>15018786
>>15018787
>>15018789
>>15018792
>>15018796
>>15018801
>>15018806
>>15018807
>>15018826
>>15018828
>>15018832
The last invitation came from your Demon teacher, she invited you to her apartment to help you study, or that's what she said at least. Oh, she also called some other teachers as well.

Have fun.

>> No.15018860

>>15018695
Drunk Ryu?

>> No.15018867

>>15018857
Fuck, should've gone with the mystery box for them nee-sans. I rolled troll and didn't do bad though I'm surprised there aren't more plant types.

>> No.15018868

>>15018857

I see dirty thunderstorm ingredients. Honestly, I love all of those, hope the alp is stage 3 tho at least.

>> No.15018869

>>15018857
>Triple hellhound smugness

Dodged a bullet there.

>> No.15018871

>>15018857
>Troll has to be supported by three far superior MGs to even be considered a good choice

Hah.

>> No.15018876

>>15018857
>Picked Kobold
>Three HellHound friends
I was kinda hoping that some amount of sleeping would happen, but oh well.
Hopefully she gets the introductions out of the way before the orgy commences.
I'm still snuggling with the Kobold if we do end up sleeping, though.

>> No.15018878

>>15018857
>Breasticle heaven

I know some hot girls
and their boobs are big and bouncy.
They go 'boing' 'boing' 'boing'
and I feel it in my naughty bits...

>> No.15018879

>>15018857
>Demon teacher
I need an adult

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>>15018857
>all those hellhounds
>that one kobold
>first thought that came to mind was that the kobold was the alpha and this was her plan all along
>mfw

>> No.15018883

>>15018857
You know, it occurs to me that a kejourou and pretty much any succubus type could so some horrifyingly lewd things to a man. The best part is with hair bondage the kejourou wouldn't even be left out when she's in the back.

>> No.15018885

>>15018857
Well, the objectively correct kobold choice reveals three more objectively lovely hellhounds.

Remove my dick limiters, Doktor.

>> No.15018886

>Gazer

I don't quite care for them, but I'll fuck it just to spite gazerfag here.

>> No.15018887

>>15018857
>Decided to have a sleepover at my house as a compromise
So, wait, does that mean they invite there sisters?
Because things might get a bit crowded
And sleeping on the floor might turn into a pile

>> No.15018890

>>15018695
>no Kitsune will drunkenly molest you in an alleyway

>> No.15018891

>>15018857
Well, only two questions then, is my demon teacher nice and what are the Kejourou and Titania like because this could either be great or scary for me?

>> No.15018895

>>15018891
>questions
Be glad the robot devil isn't around.

>> No.15018896

>>15018886
You act like Gazerfag pissed in your cheerios or something.
Also, Gazers are a species not a single individual.

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>>15018695
>>15018705
>>15018736
>>15018860
>>15018890
Drunk monster girls are cute and cuddly. I want a soft drunk CC monster girl to molest me and then fall asleep suddenly in the middle, pinning me down on the couch!

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>>15018622
>New Medusa stuff
The penis in my heart is erect, as is the one in my pants

>> No.15018905

>>15018857
>Troll, Raiju, Basilisk and Tentacle
I'm gonna die a happy man

>> No.15018907

>>15018896
Yeah, I was trying to go for funny, but the more I read it, the more spiteful it sounds.

Truly sorry :^(

>> No.15018908

>>15018886
>Alpfags
>Not only literally gays in denial
>And not only completely obnoxious and unwelcome in these threads
>But also petty and spiteful on top of that

Literally worse than furries.

>> No.15018912

>>15018756
Get Troll.
Put Troll in bag.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TancpHm4f4A

>> No.15018918

>>15018907
You did literally say 'just to spite gazerfag'.

>> No.15018921

>>15018895
True still my questions stand and if I know more, I'll be more likely to enjoy my teachers. What can I expect to happen and do I get to decide what I do while sleeping over with them?

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>>15018901
>no drunken CC Kitsune will molest you and drop the bombshell that she foresaw your birth several centuries prior
>she will never pass out afterwards and leave you in a state of total confusion

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>>15018885

Schnell! Go get zem!

>> No.15018932

>>15018857
I hope those techers help me learn lots and lots.

>> No.15018934

>>15018891
>>15018921
Demon is a soft dom and very lewd. Kejourou is vanilla as fuck and will try to convince you to brush her hair all the time.

Titania doesn't even know of the other two true intentions, she thinks you're all there just to play games.

>> No.15018937

>>15018908
Agreed

>> No.15018940

Just give me a wurm already, life.

>> No.15018943

>>15018926
>Spoiler
How does a drunken fox even make a revelation like that believable? I skeptically wait for more.

>>15018934
I sincerely hope the kejourou is into light (hair) bondage. I headcanon they all are.

>> No.15018948

>>15018943
Drunks of the long-living variety are mysterious folks.

>> No.15018949

>>15018908
>obnoxious
Not him, but this thread is suddenly very fond of this word for some reason.

>> No.15018956

>>15018949

One might even say obnoxiously so.

>> No.15018960

>>15018949
>ctrl+f obnoxious
>only 4 results

>> No.15018962

>>15018934
That sounds fun actually, I'll start by having them all play a game of truth and dare with me, this is then followed by headpatting the Titania, a round of sex with the, and then ending t with a calm passionate brush session with the Kejourou. Then we can all come together in an amazing warm and cozy cuddle pile and fall asleep, cute goofy smiles on all my teacher's faces. Then in the morning I can make all of them blush and be flustered by me kissing them awake and telling them I made breakfast for all of us.

>> No.15018970

>>15018657
>Going onto TFT willingly

>> No.15018976

>>15018970
Hey now. It was for science.

>> No.15018979

>>15018258
What makes them better than Kitsune? Tanuki seem like knock-off mg.

>> No.15018989

>>15018979
Smaller, softer on average, and frequently richer.

>> No.15018990

>>15018857
So what happens if I turned them all down?

>> No.15018992

>>15018990
You instantaneously alp.

>> No.15018994

>>15018989
>Smaller
That's a con

>softer on average
Not if I double my Kitsune's fried tofu treats

>frequently richer
But she's a (((tanuki)))

>> No.15018996

>>15018901
Yes, that's the stuff.
A CC lamia initially being clammed-up, then having a quite a bit to drink and getting touchy-feely would be nice.

>> No.15019001

>>15018719
>He has some very odd ideas on what makes a good story/writefag.
The dude has some kinda omnitaste.

>> No.15019003

>>15018994
Nothing wrong with that.
Tiny, tubby tanukis are lovely girls.

>> No.15019006

>>15018992
At least she's got another alp to be alp buddies with.

>> No.15019007

>>15018989
>not liking MG to be big, for you
>softer
Subjective.
And why settle for one tail when you could have many?

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15019008

I want to say mean things about monstergirls!
I want to make them cry!
I want to abducted by the Yeti Secret Police!

>> No.15019013

>>15019007
I'm going for quality (One big tail) over quantity (many smaller ones)

>> No.15019016

>>15018996
>Touchy feely lamia would want to coil around you
>A touchy feely lamia WOULD coil around you
>When she passes out you'd have an excuse for not being able to get away unlike if she'd just fallen on top of you
>You would then become a humanboy daki for the night
Yes please. I think the only problem would be finding enough booze to get something with the mass of a lamia wasted.

>> No.15019019

>>15019003

Man, I just want a pleasantly thicc tanuki waifu to cuddlefuck on cold winter nights, and everyone else is arguing about the evils of capitalism and shit.

>> No.15019022

>>15018880
She is the innocent MG that talks to the paladins when the crew gets too much attention for their shenanigans.

>> No.15019023

>>15018756
MYSTERY BOX

>> No.15019025

>>15019019
>evils of capitalism
>yeti secret police
I'm scared, anons.

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>>15019013
Not that Tanuki tails aren't amazing, but are you implying that a kitsune wouldn't pamper her tails almost religiously?

Now I need art of a fox tending to her tails like this.

>> No.15019030

>>15019019
Yeah, they'd be quite nice.

That and they are the perfect height for head patting, that and they'd probably be the perfect shortstacks.

>> No.15019032

>>15019023
No cheating fag.

>> No.15019033

>>15018940
I'm waiting on life to provide a way to get a loli anubis. It's still holding out on me.

>> No.15019034

>>15019023
YOUR LATER SIR!
YOU GET NOTHING!
GOOD DAY!

>> No.15019039
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15019039

I want pictures of daughterus! Daughterus being silly!

>> No.15019042

>>15019039
Do not dick the daughterus

>> No.15019044

>>15019016
I'm sure that if you visit a bar on a major holiday that involves family or loved ones, you'll probably find the lonely lamia CCs downing grain alcohol to get wasted, among other MGs with similar masses.

>> No.15019046

Hey, doppelganger dude. Has that acorn turned into an oak yet? Still waiting patiently.

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>>15019042
What's that, anon? Dick the daughteru until she has your grand-daughteru?

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>>15019013
Why not both?

Legendary Mofu Mountain

>> No.15019055

>>15019048
The kitnuki?
That's some dangerous mofu there.

>> No.15019056

>>15019047
You sick bastard.

>> No.15019058

>>15019013
>>15019028

Everyone knows Kikimoras have the softest tails.

Think about it. What were pillows stuffed with for centuries? Fox pelts? No. Raccoon furs? No. Feathers! Hence a feather-based tail must be the softest of them all.

>> No.15019059

>>15018976
If I wanted to read shitty stories I'd just drink some whiskey before doing it. Even my liver has a limit.

>> No.15019061

>>15019042
Finally, a man stepping up against degeneracy.

>> No.15019062

>>15019058
Kikimoras have tails?

>> No.15019064

>>15019058
But feather pillows are shit. SHIT!

>> No.15019067

>>15019047
What would her mother think of it? You shouldn't do that!

>> No.15019068

>>15019059
Someone has to go out and bring back findings for the thread. And I must say, you are all not missing much.

>> No.15019072

>>15019062
They're organic feather dusters attached in the place a tail would go.

>> No.15019074

>>15019067
But it was her mother's idea in the first place

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>>15019067
It's a Dark Elf. Pretty sure she would approve.

Besides, what better way for a daughter to show her love for her father than to impale herself on his cock, bouncing up and down until her stomach is swollen with his seed?

>> No.15019077

>>15019067
What if her mother encourages it? I mean, if both mother and daughter want you to dick the daughteru it's kind of hard to refuse.

>> No.15019078

>>15019077
Then you lack resolve, and your wife has your balls in her purse.

>> No.15019081

>>15019078
>He thinks he doesn't want to dick his daughteru, and is being forced to do so by his wife
>He thinks doing what his entire family wants is a sign of weakness, and not a great parent.

>> No.15019084

>>15019078
No, she has my balls in her mouth.

>> No.15019087

>>15019055
That's just Ran-sama, Anon. She's a kitsune, because no tanuki could ever have tails as perfect, and she's not dangerous at all. She's the kindest fox lady in the world.

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15019088

Post a monstergirl race's theme song. I'll open with a shitty example that's just silly enough to start us off:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAp9BKosZXs&feature=youtu.be&t=119

>> No.15019092

>>15019081
Incest is never the correct way to go. You'll have inbred hick looking babies!

>> No.15019098

>>15019092
In your head canon, not in KC canon.

>> No.15019099

>>15019088
>not posting some kind of tavern song
You're yanking my chain pham.

>> No.15019100
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>>15019088
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBhqOvhy-6o

>> No.15019104

>>15019098
I'm gonna dick you if you keep up that tone anon.

>> No.15019105

>>15019099
I couldn't think of anything about taverns AND lesbians, so I just went with a thing about lesbians. You're welcome to show me up, senpai.

>> No.15019107

>>15019104
You're going to lose your dick if you keep up that line of thought, Alp.

>> No.15019108

>>15019100
Don't you mean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf0oXY4nDxE

>> No.15019111

>>15019092
Incest is fine, but only if it's with your older sister.

>> No.15019116

>>15019107
>dicking a male for pleasure.

No anon. Not this time. This time its to show dominance

>> No.15019117

>>15019076
>Ordures will never draw an MGE Wight with the softness of his Elves

>> No.15019118

>>15019111
but onee-san incest is wrong

>> No.15019120

>>15019118
But it's oh so right

>> No.15019123

>>15019068
Well no shit? Any site with people like Ikeda, Ovaries, Robert The Terrible, etc is only worth going on to if TB and LDR post there instead of here in the latter's case.

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>>15019088
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4

>> No.15019126 [SPOILER] 
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>>15019117
He just needs to do more lewd. I look through all the sites and the only stuff beyond occasional topless lolis the only lewd he does is of the blinded human

>> No.15019127
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>>15019118
If showing how much I love my onee-sans physically is wrong, then I don't want to be right!

>> No.15019129
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>>15019088
Yeah sure why not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AIlz08fZos

>> No.15019131

>>15019105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWo9sE7ymxo

>> No.15019140

>>15019088
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bg92QpjRcJk

>> No.15019142

Hey /mgt/, would watersports be okay if the pee-er took a potion that turned their pee into something nice and not icky?

>> No.15019143

Dicking the daughteru is incorrect.

The correct thing to do is to sneak a lolification potion into your waifu's food and pounce on her when she's de-aged, trying to escape from clothes several sizes too big for her.
Then you can either tease her to heaven and back, or pretend she's your daughter. Either for roleplay or even to freak out other people when you and her, in her childish body, kiss and make out in public.

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>> No.15019146

>>15019143
You're in denial, Anonymous.

>> No.15019149

>>15019145
Get that shit out of here.

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>>15019145

>> No.15019152

>>15019142
Fuck no.
>>15019145
Not that one.

>> No.15019154
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15019154

>>15019087
> no tanuki could ever have tails as perfect
You don' think it be that way, but it do.

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>>15019152
Are you sure?

>> No.15019159

>>15019142
Monstergirls already pee sugarwater anyway, so this is a useless question.

>> No.15019161
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>>15019145
I would. Just not that one.

>> No.15019162
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>>15019154
In a mofu fight everyone wins.

>> No.15019165

I just wanna have a succubus best friend without benefits

>> No.15019166

>>15019158
Pretty sure.

>> No.15019168

>>15019158
Fuck off.

>> No.15019171

>>15019154

A tail like that could break a lot of yellow blocks.

>> No.15019179

>>15019161
What about the sad lonely kaiju girls who have depressing back stories and just want to find love. Because not only do mech girls deserve love but kaiju girls deserve a chance at love too, a chance I'll happily give them to be free of the depressing past and remove their loneliness.

>> No.15019186
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>>15019165
>I want to be just friends with a being whose sloe reason for existing is to happily drain my balls if I were to even imply I was offering
What's the point?

>> No.15019188
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15019188

>>15019088

Way better Satyros/tavern wench song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyTIt4AioEI

>> No.15019189

>>15019186
Playing video games together

>> No.15019191

>>15019186
Like a regular human girl, but with fewer hangups and mindgames.
And if she liked you, it'd be obvious. If she got a husband, it would defuse all tension and you could stay her friend.
Assuming KC-tier loyalty, of course.

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>>15019179
They're just misunderstood!

>> No.15019196

>>15019077
>>15019067
>Having a cuck for a waifu
ha

>> No.15019197

>>15019191
>Implying even KC-tier loyalty could withstand the behemoth of malice and resentment that is local multiplayer gaming.

>> No.15019198

>>15019188
I want to wife that fox and do marriage things with her.

>> No.15019201 [SPOILER] 
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15019201

>>15019088
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH2-TGUlwu4

>> No.15019203

>>15019197
playing Mario party with a bunch of monsters

>> No.15019206

>>15019189
>Play handhelds
>She sucks your dick while watching her screen
>Play consoles
>She sits in your lap and rides you as you play
>PC
>...
Well, I guess if you're one of those 'PC Only' people you could pull it off.

>> No.15019207

>>15019201
would she make her own costume to entice you

>> No.15019209

>>15019203
This has been explored already. Assuming none of the girls already has a mate, it ends in an orgy of intense hate-fucking.

>> No.15019213 [DELETED] 

>>15019198

*gasp* Y-you don't mean filing tax returns jointly and picking out towels for the shared bathroom?

>> No.15019214

>>15019189
so a Tomboy Succubi that doesn't try to pretty herself up and just wants to live the neet life playing video games with you?
>>15019209
Just make it a rule whoever snaps first loses

>> No.15019216

>>15019198
Wife the Frau. Do it now!

>> No.15019218 [DELETED] 

>>15019213
>*action*

>> No.15019227

>>15019194
Correct, for under all that strength and anger, lies a girl who's lonely and sad, just wishing to find companionship and love. For love and happiness can make her into a calm and happy girl, one who makes the pain and sorrow go away. I'd love to ask out Godzilla-chan and make her the happiest girl in the world who's pain and sorrow goes away when I hug her.

>> No.15019228

>>15019214
>Whoever snaps first loses
>They're all to competitive to give in
>Set the game to 50 turns
And that's how Anon woke up in the hospital with a shattered pelvis, cracked ribs, and hickies everywhere

>> No.15019229

>>15019194
She looks hot

>> No.15019230
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15019230

>>15019171
See, why can't the rest of you anonymous niggas be like this one and have your priorities straight.

>> No.15019231 [DELETED] 

>>15019213
You blow in from the Wiki, bub? Cut that shit out.

>> No.15019234

>>15019228
Still you should see the other three players, they didn't fare so well themselves god help player two after she stole a star

>> No.15019242 [DELETED] 

>>15019218
>>15019231

I'm sorry, didn't mean to harsh everyone's mellow. Figured a gasp for dramatic effect was excusable, but apparently not.

>> No.15019248

Any decent yandere MG stories?

>> No.15019249

>>15019229
Well of course, the love she hopes to find one day is one that burns hotter than nuclear fire. Plus she loves to cuddle when it's winter out, so she can keep her lover cozy warm and close to her heart, hugging him tight to her.

>> No.15019250 [DELETED] 

>>15019242
You're missing the point. It's when you type like you're from DeviantArt or Gaia Online that people are going to call you out. Rightfully so.

>> No.15019277

>>15019249
>Cuddles in winter
>Inner fire keeps you warm
>Listen to her heart when you're that close
This is why Dragons and all other fire-breathers are top tier

Yes, I know that's Godzilla. I posted the damn image. My point still stands.

>> No.15019279 [DELETED] 

>>15019250
>*Triggered*

>> No.15019289 [DELETED] 

>>15019250

Well, it's not like I'm doing shit like *teleports behind you and unsheathes katana*, or worse yet, *nuzzles you*. It was a fucking gasp intended to sell the mock horror ostensibly expressed towards a "lewd" spoiler which turned out to be utterly mundane. An old joke which I apparently ruined via my choice of syntax. For that, I'm sorry.

>> No.15019293
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15019293

>>15019088
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRbT8s-irLI

>> No.15019304 [DELETED] 

>>15019289
Some people just get triggered over autistic things anon. Don't let it get to you. Unless you like Alps or Skub.

>> No.15019309

>>15019293
That video thumbnail was so confusing. Song fits pretty well.

>> No.15019311

>>15019277
So what, if a creature can keep you warm with inner heat it works out anyway. Plus, Kaiju monster girls are my favorite kind and helped get me into monster girls in the first place. I would love to snuggle up to Godzilla-chan and rest my head to her strong but sweet heart that keeps me warm, so I can see the long awaited smile of her finally find a lover to end the depression and loneliness she's keep inside of her. Kaiju girls are just great and have great potential for healing love stories.

>> No.15019313 [DELETED] 

>>15019304
>He doesn't like skub using alps
How is that shit taste treating you

>> No.15019315 [DELETED] 

>>15019304
In all fairness, who doesn't like a little alps every now and then?

>> No.15019321 [DELETED] 

>>15019304
I bet you defend RP as well.

>> No.15019328

>>15019111
I can't deny your trips, but your logic escapes me.

>> No.15019330 [DELETED] 

>>15019279
>He's telling a guy how to not type like a retard
>HURR MUST BE TRIGGERED

Don't be a child. Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

>> No.15019331 [DELETED] 

>>15019321
All worth it to see autists like you get triggered over inconsequential things.

>> No.15019332

>>15019008
>Yeti Secret Police
But they're scary!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vwh0lBPHg9o

>> No.15019334 [DELETED] 

>>15019331
Well aren't you special.

>> No.15019337

>>15019328
What's confusing? Older Sisters are perfect and deserve to have their otoutos to themselves.

>> No.15019340

>>15019154
I bet that tail isn't even real, she probably bought it with shekels she swindles from innocent paladins!

>> No.15019341
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shitty simple coloring

i've never done this before

it was kind of nice

>> No.15019342

>>15019111
>>15019337
This man speaks the truth.

>> No.15019345 [DELETED] 

>>15019330
>This grade of cartoonish caricature and overreaction.

Certainly verifies you're just correcting him with a cool head for the greater good, and not because your autism is triggered.

>> No.15019347

>>15019332
Kekked hard.

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>>15019127
Their ears must be teased and nibbled. I mean just look at them, they're totally asking for it.

>> No.15019350

>>15019341
Protip: For crude shading with minimal effort, use black and white brushes with partial transparency. Much faster and easier than manually picking darker and lighter shades of each colour used.

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>>15019349
>Human ears with monster ears
Why are you posting this?

>> No.15019361

>>15019356
Why are you posting RWBY fanart? Naruto fanart is so much cooler.

>> No.15019362

>>15019350
Thank you anon

I plan to read some guides and experiment with tools and stuff next time, but this time i just wanted to go in blind for fun

>> No.15019366 [DELETED] 

>>15019345
The line of cartoonish stupidity was already crossed with the dumb *triggered* remark.
The only point to take from this is that RP shit like that doesn't go here. Who cares if you feel high and mighty because you triggered my autism?
The answer is: only you.

>> No.15019367

>>15019356
Just thought it looked nice, I like posting the older stuff from my folder. And its not like she can hear out of the giant fluffballs on her head anyhow.

>> No.15019371
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Little doggy meidous for leisure and sport

>> No.15019372

>>15019337
But imoutos are not allowed to do the same? What becomes of the unloved onii-chans then?

>> No.15019374 [DELETED] 

>>15019366
>I don't care, but I'll totally keep this comment chain going to just prove how much I don't care. Did I mentioned I don't care? Yeah, totally.

>> No.15019375

>>15019371
I would take a shoggoth maid in a heartbeat. They sexy in the exotic way.

>> No.15019376

>>15019371
Ditch the outfit, keep the boots.

>> No.15019381 [DELETED] 

>>15019374
And yet you replied back too.

>> No.15019387

>>15019372
Younger sisters are losers. Older Sisters are nice and sweet, and loving. And big. They'll take care of you.

Imoutos please go.

>> No.15019391 [DELETED] 

>>15019374
He's right though. Being a faggot and pretending to be retarded is "lel I troll u" tier. Especially defending fucking *action* of all things. Though I don't know what else could be expected of somebody who uses triggered and autist like you do.

>> No.15019392

>>15019372
The imoutou is just going to have to act like an Onee-san! Imoutonee-sans!

>> No.15019397

>>15019387
Why not share

>> No.15019399

>>15019397
I only have one Onee-san, and monogamy is the best.

>> No.15019401

>>15019376
Will you at least let her keep her underwear on while she works? Making your maid work in the nude is just degrading. Feel free to make them wear even skimpier lingerie than what they already have, but don't make them work naked.

>> No.15019402

>>15019392
Has science gone too far?
Yes

>> No.15019404 [DELETED] 

>>15019381
Uhh, anon? I think you were the one that said he didn't care. That other anon said he enjoyed it. Unless you replied to the wrong post.

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>>15019387
>not liking imoutos
Some criminally shit taste you got there.

>> No.15019411

>>15019406
I bet they hate daughterus, too.

>> No.15019412

Incest is wrong so don't do it and just force them to find a boyfriend and get a jobe

>> No.15019413

>Hey, Anon! Wait up a sec!
>Hi, uhh I just wanted to talk to you for a sec, that is if it's alright with you. Just a normal conversation between Human and Spider, you know.
>Oh! Oh by the way, I picked you this flower. I know it may not seem like much but uhh yeah just consider it a... peace treaty if you will. I-- I understand if I come off as a bit intimidating you know, what with the fangs and the legs and all that which I know you may not be so cool with that, but yeah I just thought the flower would be a good way to break the ice if you will. Hahahaha.
>So anyways, I've been seeing you around town for quite some time now, and uh you looked like a pretty cool guy so I just thought I'd maybe try and oh I don't know, get to know you a little better. I mean if it's not too much trouble that is.
>I'd understand if you didn't want to hang out with me, being a spider and all, which is alright. TOTALLY cool by me, but I just wanted to ask you if maybe... we could just chill out together and... be friends?

>> No.15019418

>>15019413
Yeah, sure. You like League of Legends?

>> No.15019419
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15019419

>>15019412
>Get a jobe

Better make sure it's a two-seater!

>> No.15019420

>>15019387
>And big.
Well I cannot doubt this, superiority has been claimed. Gas the imoutos, sibling war now.

>> No.15019422

>>15019413
This is the perfect opportunity to get over my arachnophobia

>> No.15019423

>>15019412
No! I want to indulge my older sister and let her be a NEET!

>> No.15019427

>>15019419
Shit my cunning beach episode plot is ruined
>>15019423
She needs to get out and spread her wings of independence

>> No.15019429

>>15019413
I want a non-sexual relationship with a monster girl. We'll hang out and do friend stuff and talk about things!
I just want a friend.

>> No.15019433

Need a cute mg with musclebutt

>> No.15019436

>>15019433
... So a guy?

What's the point of a girl without softness?

>> No.15019437
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>>15019406
Can I have an Oni imouto who is still bigger than me? That idea is both cute and hot to me.

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>>15019433

>> No.15019440

>>15019413
Well sure we can hang out, Plus you asked me nicely and seem to be genuinely interested in getting to know me, which re good ways to get to my good side so yeah let's hang out. What do you like to do and what are you like, do you play video games, swim, or watch anime?

>> No.15019441

>>15019429
I'd like a lizard friend

>> No.15019442

>>15019433
Alps?

>> No.15019444

>>15019437
No. Oni are Japanese. Whose concept of "giant" is "slightly short" by Anglo-American standards.

>> No.15019445

>>15019437
She's going to demand headpats, you're aware, lots of them. She's going to often try to sleep in your bed, with you, and you know that whenever it starts storming, she's going to run into your room and need you to hug her and calm her down.
Do you think you can manage that with a girl that is taller, thicker, and stronger then you?

>> No.15019450

>>15019427
>She needs to get out and spread her wings of independence
No! I'm gonna love and cuddle my soft NEET Onee-san and love her!

>> No.15019452

>>15019441
>tfw no strong group of monster girl fembros for you to be a part of

>> No.15019453
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15019453

Remember to spoil your imouto even when she's not a loli anymore.

>> No.15019455

>>15019406
Onee-sans>imoutos

You cant prove me wrong.

>> No.15019456

>>15019445
Damned if I won't try.
>Comforting your big strong Oni imouto in a thunderstorm
>She's using you like a security plushie
My heart would die beofre I even got to do anything lewd with her.

>> No.15019458

>>15019453
Interestingly, people who don't have an imouto wish they have an imouto.

When people do have imoutos, they wish they don't have imoutos. I am of the latter.

>> No.15019460

>>15019458
I dunno, I'd enjoy a MG imotou.

>> No.15019461

>>15019453
>Imouto is in high school
>Still dote on her like she's 10
>She blushes and gets defensive in public
>But at home she practically begs for your attention

>> No.15019464

>>15019450
If you love something then you will set it free

>> No.15019468

>>15019458
That's because you faggots mix 3DPD and 2D

>> No.15019471

>>15019464
But I don't want to abandon her. And I wouldn't want someone to abandon me. I don't want to be alone, and I don't want her to be alone.

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>>15019455
Men who want to care for others make superior parents, as opposed to those wanting to be coddled.

Thus imouto-lovers make superior parents and will outbreed onee-san lovers through natural selection.

>> No.15019479

>>15019453
What if I don't have one, not all of us are lucky to have one or even an Onee-san?

>> No.15019480

I kinda would want a tsundere elf but then again maybe that would suck

>> No.15019481
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15019481

>>15019455
Actually, I can.

>> No.15019483

>>15019207
depends on how far she's willing to go for a shitty joke if shes willing to spend dosh, time and effort to make me giggle then i need to step up my game

>> No.15019486

>>15019480
I'd like a tsundere elf whose the old, just doesn't want to admit her feelings kind.


Having a huge rear would certainly help as well.

>> No.15019488

>>15019483
>She just tapes pop tarts to her tits

>> No.15019489

>>15019479
Go to the Sabbath or the Onee-sabbath and ask for one

>> No.15019491

>>15019468
Except that my irl imouto is hot and popular with men.

Too bad she's also a fucking normie and we get into conflicts often.

>> No.15019495

>>15019481
>>15019478
They're flat and small though. How can you not like busty taller women?

>> No.15019496

I want to deny a haughty elf rape

>> No.15019498
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>Imoutos are parasites that leech off you and are incapable of independent thought, selfishly clamoring for you to go out of your way to make her happy with little regard for you
>Onee-san's are not only capable but desire nothing more than to see you happy, know exactly what you like and spoil you from time-to-time, will always put your happiness above her own

>> No.15019500

>>15019488
>eat them off with gusto

>> No.15019501
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15019501

>>15019481
Cutest Succubus.

>> No.15019502

>>15019481
Problem with your image: Lilith is inferior to Morrigan in every conceivable way.

>> No.15019504

>>15019495
>implying imoutos can't grow up

>> No.15019507

>>15019498
Can't we just say they're both good and leave it there?

>> No.15019510

>>15019491
She's still 3DPD

>> No.15019512

>>15019489
Well there's the problem, I not really a fan of lolis and even if they have tits it doesn't change the fact that sexual relationships would be impossible for me. Are you sure there is no other alternative way that doesn't involve children or lolis otherwise I'l just have to look for a cute Onee-san.

>> No.15019514

>>15019507
No. One is clearly better than the other.

>> No.15019516

>>15019188
I need more tavern wench Monster Girls.

>> No.15019517
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>>15019504
Sabbath don't age.

>> No.15019518

>>15019512
I also said onee-sabbath.

>> No.15019529
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Watch out!

>> No.15019530

>>15019517
So avoid the Sabbath?

>> No.15019532

>>15019518
True, then I'll take a CC mantis to be my Onee-san and dote on her with head pats and cuddles, as she gains just the slightest of blushes. I an even play with her antennae and massage her soft yet strong body, and even getting t see the slightest hint of a smile cross her face.

>> No.15019533

>>15019413
I don't mind Spider Girls, so long as they don't have those organic or really hairy legs, that's the kind of thing that freaked me out. The chitinous ones don't though.

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>>15019502
Just fuck both goddamnit.

>> No.15019537

>>15019532
Shouldn't she be the one giving you headpats and making you blush?

>> No.15019538

>>15019532
And then she eats your head?

>> No.15019540

>>15019501
Jesus fuck

Those thighs are still delicious

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>> No.15019548

>>15019537
Yes, but I just want to explain what I'd do to surprise her every once in a while. She still the one who cuddles, headpats, and massages just want to throw that out their. She's probably a bit protective of me and quite a cuddle bug, wonder how she became a Christmas Cake in the first place is it because she's a bit intimidating to others?
>>15019538
No, that's also not entirely true so long as the male brings the female a nutritious enough meal for her eggs, the male keeps his head and lives.

>> No.15019551

>>15019536
Well, obviously that's the correct answer, but if you have to pick one you go with Morrigan.

>> No.15019568

>>15019551
>>15019536
Considering their endings in Vampire Savior, you'd be fucking both of them anyway.

>> No.15019576

>>15019541
Mine?
Mine?
Mine?
Mine?

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Fruit, Vampire, or Dire Werebat?

>> No.15019585

>>15019579
Fruit Bats are the biggest and the fluffiest, so I want them.

>> No.15019589

>>15019579
I'm not even sure what dire means anymore. People just stick it on the front of every possible MG. Might as well just mean "big"

>> No.15019590

>>15019568
Did they re-fuse? I though Morrigan let Lilith stay as a separate person?

>> No.15019591

>>15019579
Flying Fox.

It's like bats with puppy-dog eyes.

>> No.15019592

>>15019579
Vampire.

>> No.15019593

>>15019585
This. I want a big, fluffy bat girl with fox ears to feed mangoes to and carry around like a fluffy backpack.

>> No.15019602

I want to take a skinny, flat chested succubut and give her regular cumflation sessions until she's able to properly give herself a busty form.

>> No.15019606

>>15019591
Fruit bats are flying foxes ya jellybean.

>> No.15019607

>>15019589
Dire girls stronk.

>> No.15019618

big bat's flat tats

>> No.15019620

>>15019589
>>15019607
For you.

>> No.15019622

>>15019618
Do they assist in flight?

>> No.15019626
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Wife is just as hyped for Dark Souls 3 as I am

>> No.15019628

>>15019579
Vampire because I have a biting fetish

>> No.15019629

>>15019618
Flat can be forgiven with appropriate amounts of fluff and cuddles.

>> No.15019630

>>15019589
People use it wrong here most of the time but the right fantasy way is basically a more powerful version of a beast.

>X
The animal
>Alpha X
Pack leader etc, biggest and toughest of the group
>Dire X
Larger and more powerful version of the species

Only applies to beasts. Celestials/Demons use Arch for the same thing. Dragons use time modifiers like Elder. Orcs, ogres/giants and undead give totally new species names to each size/power classification.

And now you know.

>> No.15019631

>>15019622
Less to weigh her down.

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>>15019626
Would most Gazers have less stalks than others?

>> No.15019635

>>15019593
Is her name Stellaluna by the way, also glad to know I'm not the only one who's read that book as a child.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tn42oAx9wo

>> No.15019640

>>15019590
All information that I can find points to Lilith having been absorbed back into Morrigan. Though later non-canon games show that they can perform a temporary split.

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Oh also, some wife art from parts of larger pictures that I might as well post

>> No.15019644

>>15019637
I'm gonna bully her by converting all the lights in my house to clappers.

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And the other

>> No.15019650

>>15019641
>>15019647
You're on a roll.

>> No.15019652

>>15019647
Gonna be honest, that one looks like your waifu was in some sorta "Last Supper" scenario.

>> No.15019658

>>15019634
>Bloodborne Gazer
>Gains more stalks as she gains insight
>By the time she fights the Moon Presence, she's already become a cosmic being far beyond it

>> No.15019662

>>15019650
Those two are relatively old, just haven't gotten around to posting.
>>15019652
Well the full image is based on this painting
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ae/Botticelli_Primavera_1482.jpg
http://a.pomf.cat/danpcv.jpg

>> No.15019664

>>15019635
I did read that book, but holy shit I didn't realize I had pretty much dreamt up Waifu Stellaluna.

I remember playing with the finger puppet that came with that book. Good memories.

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>>15019647
I only started visiting the /a/ drawthreads two weeks ago, but I'll assume that other girl Oora from ZSS.

>> No.15019675

>>15019634
Most of the time it just comes down to artists either not wanting to spend the time to draw exactly 10 eyes, or not being able to fit all 10 into the composition without taking up too much space.

>> No.15019676

>>15019669
Is that Saber wielding Red Queen?

>> No.15019683

>>15019676
Nero by the looks of it.
Aka, best saber.

Would gladly make my emperor.

She'd be a dragon without a doubt.

>> No.15019686

>>15019669
That'd be correct.

>> No.15019688

>>15019675
I don't blame them for wanting to simplify certain details, which actually benefitted in that Gazer images favor.
>>15019676
Nero from Fate/Extra dressed as DMC Nero and wielding the latters Red Queen.
The artist is a pretty cool dude and his stream was comfy.

>> No.15019692

>>15019478
>Going into it with the assumption that you can't care for onee-sans too
Imouto fags confirmed for wastes of space

>> No.15019693

>>15019669
SZS*

>> No.15019696

>>15019664
Indeed, those were some fun memories alright, and know all I can think of is cute fruit bat girls who love to cuddle, I guess some things never change.

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https://youtu.be/US-N1u5km3c

>Kiki stares at the spot, high up on the wall, the one she just can't reach
>Every day it eats away at her

>> No.15019710

>>15019705
I want to lift her up so she can reach it.



Anyways, good night anons.
Take care and don't burn down the thread.

Take care and don't burn down the thread.

Take care and don't burn down the thread.

take crea nad don't nurb dwno het readth

fadfadasfjads;jk;lkasg

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>>15019688
Yeah Blazh is pretty nice.
He drew wife for me a while ago, with her 「Stand」, 'Someday'.

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What will you make at Build a Waifu?

>> No.15019730

>>15019725
Monkey familiar with extra large breasts, an extra large rear, and a healthy helping of pudge.

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>>15019725
Probably something close to this, though I may go for more armor and less maid. Tone back the chest a little and have her not dress like a slut by default.

>> No.15019734
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Reminder: Tigers are made for loving. And cuddles. Especially the cuddles.

>> No.15019737

>>15019734
do they like headpats and ear scratches though, especially older ones?

>> No.15019739

>>15019626
As time passes I feel myself getting less hyped, mostly from Maco's shitty business practices. But then after hearing such good things from trustworthy people like Afro, not Oro or Vaati I get a bit more hyped. Also, anymore Dark Souls MG pics?

>> No.15019743

>>15019737
The muscled, scarred versions are especially prone to chuffing when their ears are scratched.

>> No.15019755

>>15019743
Is it because it's a positive touch and allows them to relax, even though they may feel insecure about their scars and large muscles. I want to gently run my fingers across her scars and tell her that even with cars she's a beautiful girl who may seem ruff on the outside, but is a cuddle cat who just happy she found a guy who like her and isn't afraid of her. Then she pulls me into a deep hug saying how happy she is and that she's pretty, while I scratch her ear ad tell her to relax and that her strong boy is lovely. while the past she had may be scary her as a person in my eyes is a sweet girl who happiest when she gets to cuddle with her lover.

>> No.15019758

>>15019734
I want to put out her other eye with my penis

>> No.15019760

>>15019755
Yes.

Not many guys go for girls that are bigger then them and carrying much more muscle than them, along with the scars she sports.

I'm sure she'd love nothing more than for you to spoil her as she snuggles you.

>> No.15019778

Remember
no monster girls can't catch you if do the following:
1. stayindoors
2. home alone the house
2.5. home alone your house for spirits
3. eat all the peanut butter
4. leard some form of self defence
5. get a gaurd lion

>> No.15019790

>>15019778
>Self defence
At last, the ultimate weapon against fenceposters

>> No.15019794
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>>15019778
How do you Home Alone your house against a sentient tank with the mentality of a 9 year old?

>> No.15019797

>>15019778
>get a guard lion
While lions are cool, both tigers and bears are stronger.
then again there is no pure liongirl so you wont have to worry about it going neko on you

>> No.15019800

>>15019760
Fortunate for her also, I'm a guy who really loves cuddling so that's something I can agree heavily with her. Plus, her strong body feels great to cuddle as you can feel her chuffs and heartbeat with such strength when hold her close to me. She also gets to hear my heartbeat as well, letting her know that I love her and that the time I get to spend holding her is my favorite time of day. AS we holds me close, I can scratch her scarred yet cute ears and hear the happiest chuffing ever which reverberates into me, helping me to further relax into her. I also run my hands across her scarred muscular body, feeling every detail of it and telling her it's not only a beautiful body she has, but also one that's cozy. I can also add on that she has a lovely pair of eyes that i love to stare into when as we snuggle, and a head of hair I enjoy running my hand through. The final way I'd continue to flatter and spoil her is to rest my head between her mighty breast, telling her how it's the most comfortable place to rest and how safe I feel when I'm around her as we drift off to sleep happy as can be, for her big size just means there's always more of her to love.

>> No.15019801

>>15019800
the roleplay can stop now

>> No.15019805

>>15019801
What I can't spoil her and show her just how much I love her.

>> No.15019810
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It's almost summer! What have or haven't you and/or your waifu done to get ready for the beach?

>> No.15019811

>>15019801
Is "roleplaying" the new "Delete image"?

>> No.15019814

>>15019794
Simple.
dont live near any wurms
as in make sure your in a town that has no reason for one of them to show up

>> No.15019819

>>15019811
Fine, "Wiki-tier wishful thinking in the second-person." Are you happy now?

>>15019805
She doesn't exist and never will.

>> No.15019824

>>15019797
>you wont have to worry about it going neko on you
Tha'ts if the lion is male
if it's a lioness all it takes is dark matter or a lilim or something and then BAM! say hello to you new wife and pet lion-girl

>> No.15019826

>>15019819
True, still might as well have fun with it and see what occurs.

>> No.15019829

>>15019819
>She doesn't exist and never will.
Marche fuck off

>> No.15019832

>>15019826
I'd rather the wiki stay on the wiki.

>>15019829
Look into your heart, you know it to be true.

>> No.15019833

>>15019824
it dont work that way anon.
animals are not monsters

>> No.15019835

>>15019814
So I need to live in a town with no large deposits of natural resources for her to go digging for, no ice cream stores for her to raid, no TV signal for her Saturady morning cartoons, and have it be in a place with no feasible way for her to burrow up into my house. Got it.

>> No.15019837
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Why are Wurms the best?

>> No.15019840

>>15019837
They're objectively not. If I wanted mindless, dumb loyalty I'd get a dog.

>> No.15019841

>>15019837
Other dragons are better. And you know it.

>> No.15019842

>>15019811
>implying you shouldn't be courteous and delete reaction images

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>>15019840
>>15019841
>this Wurm hate
You bitches are just jealous.

>> No.15019848

>>15019832
What wiki, I was just do something fun and wanted to see what was like, also it was a cute situation so why not. Plus if I can dream it from the heart, might as well write so I may become better one day and have fun doing it.

>> No.15019849

>>15019845
Funny how you had to post a picture of one of the superior dragons

>> No.15019851

>>15019778
The only way to stay monster free is to create a self sustaining dome with a 40k-tier strict as fuck transport system for any necessary outside resources.

If you want to be alone in a world of hyper sexualised women, you have to go full power.

>> No.15019863

>>15019848
Great, become a better writer. You can start by practicing actual writing rather than vomiting paragraphs of your daydreams.

As to the wiki, I'm referring the the MGE wiki. Take a hint, most anons limit those kinds of posts to a few sentences at most.

>> No.15019866

>>15019845
Yes, I could be happy and endlessly optimistic if I too were dumber than a bag of rocks

>> No.15019869

>>15019851
That's quite the task to undertake, anon. Sure you can build a dome made out of 3 feet of solid steel, but there's so many things to account for. Underground monsters, spirits, elementals, shape-shifters, dreamwalkers, the list goes on. Unless you plan to underwrite Batman and every single doomsday prepper in the country, something is going to get in.

>> No.15019874

>>15019869
>Unless you plan to underwrite Batman and every single doomsday prepper in the country, something is going to get in.
That was the plan yes, all I need is some funding or lacking that, build it with my own hands harvest moon style

>> No.15019893

>>15019874
>Anon builds the anti monster dome
>become stupid richby selling excess, untainted food
>At the end of his life he adopts a orphan from a anti monster land to carry on his work
>Soon the legend of the anon dome spreads. a single occupant running the dome until the change over to the adopted heir
>the only people that have even talked to Anons that run dome the are the suppliers.

>> No.15019943
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I wanna molest an oni

>> No.15019946

>>15019943
Ok, but do you want an oni to molest you?

>> No.15019952

>>15019946
sure

>> No.15019955

>>15019833
Have you read the Sith's pages?

>> No.15019957
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IT BEGINS

>> No.15019971

>>15019952
You pervert, I bet you're the kind of freak who would rub his dick on an Oni's abs

>> No.15019987

It's cold out tonight

I wanna cuddle a fat cuddle cat for warmth

>> No.15019992

>>15019987
I wanna go cryptid hunting innawoods with a cheeky cheshire.

>> No.15020006

>>15019971
Yeah I could be into that, I guess

>> No.15020065

>Meet a nice Cyclops at the Gundam club
>Spend a lot of time together
>Decide to ask her out one day
>She cries in tears as she accept
>3 month of chaste relationship later she invites me to meet her mother
>They live in a huge dungeon with over 200 rooms
>2 hours and a half of walking later we finally reach her mother's room
>Before we enter, Cyclops-chan warns me to keep my guard up
>We make our entrance as if we entered the final boss's room
>Her mother, an Echidna is laying naked on her bed
>She looks sleepily at her daughter for a second and as soon as she sees me her expression livens up
>Still naked, she slithers up to me and forcely hugs me, pushing my head between her large breasts
>One thing leading to another, that same day I go from being Cyclops-chan's boyfriend to being her new dad

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>>15019957

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>>15020065
>cucklops

>> No.15020103

Does anyone remember that one site .less goes to to drawfag rp? The ones where he was fighting other drawfags and such?

>> No.15020114

>>15020103
No. And noone really cares.

>> No.15020115
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Choose your destiny.

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Does anyone have that indie monster girl VN demo that was posted here? I think we bullied him and he left or something. I kinda want to see it just for archival's sake.

>> No.15020130

>>15019341
You are doing a good thing. Allot of the sketches that get posted in these threads deserve some coloring. That it's simple coloring is really no issue.

>> No.15020147

>>15020127
Tell me about big snek, why does she wear the mask?
I have no idea about the think you asked though.

>> No.15020151

So when are you going to roast those writefags, anon?

>> No.15020152

>>15019413
What a cutie.

>> No.15020155

>>15020115
These don't look like monsters.

>> No.15020160

>>15020155
What if they are monsters on the inside

>> No.15020165

>>15020160
It is the fear of death that makes monsters of us all.

>> No.15020167

>>15020155
>Nopperabo
>Rokurokubi
>Kuchisake-Onna
>not monster girls

>> No.15020169

>>15020065
Just as things should be.

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>>15019943
I wanna molest a fox.

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>>15019943
Does it count as molesting if she's my wife? If yes, I do too.

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>>15020173
Small time foxes are too low energy for me.

>> No.15020187 [DELETED] 

>>15020103
http://scribblechan.com/sc/world/res/1217.html#1880

Here's the current one

>> No.15020189

>>15020173
>>15020185
Foxes with anything less than 7 tails should just go home

>> No.15020193

>>15020189
You can see more than 7 in the Tamamo pic though?

>> No.15020194

>>15020189
Foxes with a high tail count are used goods, anon. Wouldn't you rather marry your childhood friend one-tail and lovingly give her the energy to build up her tails over the years?

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>>15020189
>wanting turbo slut sloppy seconds who litereally fucked thousands of men
>not picking 1 tail kitsune and giving her more tails by yourself
Cuckold detected

>> No.15020208

>>15020198
>>wanting turbo slut sloppy seconds who litereally fucked thousands of men
But this is my fetish.

>> No.15020210

>>15020208
Cucks not welcome

>> No.15020215

>>15020210
It's only cucking if I love her. I just want to use her slimy holes for my own gratification.

>> No.15020217

Reminder that mofucafes need to be shit down as they cause mofuaddiction.

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>>15020189
Good man.

>> No.15020226

>>15020215
>Years of experience
>Completely addicted to sex
>Loose pussy
>Cum filled holes

This is much better than anything a "pure" girl can offer

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>>15020185
HIGH ENERGY SCHEMES!

>> No.15020236

>>15020226
>>Loose pussy
>>Cum filled holes
These in particular. I'd also add
>Seen and felt so many dicks that she barely cares you're inside her

>> No.15020243

>>15020228
>I actually get the hamster reference
Why did I ever watch that show? I gotta get that awful taste out of my mouth. Quick, somebody recommend me good shows for summer or stuff I missed this season! All I did was halfheartedly watch the rest of Gate and Heavy Object.

>> No.15020244

>>15020217
There is n-nothing wrong at all with them!
People who frequent them probably had a tendency towards mofu addiction in the first place.
O-only a total fool would spend half his monthly wage sponsoring that nice young Tanuki hostess with the gloriously soft tail that smells faintly of nutmeg.
You'd have to be a total idiot to waste all your time caressing and being caressed by those fluffy tendrils as you drank overpriced tea and had foxes whisper sweet nothings into your ear.
What sort of pathetic dunce spends every waking minute of free time staring across a table at demurely twitching knaps of fur while all his friends forget him and he loses his hobbies.
Haha, no one would be that stupid.
Except me. Help. I'm going to get sold to that Tanuki soon.

>> No.15020246

>>15020243
Boku no pico

>> No.15020249

>>15020244
I'm sorry anon, I don't think anyone here has enough money to save you.

You're on your own for this one buddy.

>> No.15020250

>>15020244
That's what you get, slut.

>> No.15020258

>>15020244
You can fight this anon you are stronger than them.

>> No.15020264

>>15020244
I wonder what happens if you actively pursue a romantic relationship with a tanuki, and insist on paying everything at least half and half on your dates. The concept would be foreign to the lessons that their parents taught them, they'd have no defenses against a man that would take them on romantic outings.

On the other hand, I wonder how a tanuki would respond to someone raping them into being their wife.

>> No.15020282

>>15020244
You know what the worst part is anon? That lovely tanuki will molest you, marry you, and let you touch her tail all you want. Does that sound good to you? Of course it does. But she's a unscrupulous tanuki. She'll still let others touch that fluffy tail for a price. And when she comes home with dirty matted patches, you'll know. You'll know how desperate lonely men put their filthy mitts all over your mofu.

>> No.15020292
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>>15020282
That's even more vile than regular NTR.

>> No.15020305

>>15020282
Absolutely abhorrent.

>> No.15020317

>>15020282
It's this sort of anti-danuki slander that causes people to think poorly of the bushy tailed beauties.
The cycle of self-perpetuating hatred from misconstruing stories and negative bias has hounded them for generations without verified basis.
I ask you to desist from further anti-Tanuki'ism, no matter how lighthearted.

>> No.15020324

>>15020317
I wonder who could be behind this post?

>> No.15020326

>>15020317
Oy vey
It's like another mofucaust

>> No.15020332

>>15020326
Hey, that's no joke!
I know a Tanuki whose grandmother was in one of those camps.
They rounded up the entire village and cut off their fur for dakis.

>> No.15020333

>>15020317
I see the TIDF is here.

>> No.15020334

>>15020332
And they didn't pay them a dime!

>> No.15020338
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15020338

The mofucafes are great but I personally prefer the tentacle parlors

>> No.15020340

>>15020332
To be fair, those were some comfortable dakis. Kinda getting a yearning for the real tanuki thing after feeling how... alluringly soft the fur is though. Anyone know where I can find a tanuki to marry?

>> No.15020343

>>15020338
I like Milk bars personally.

>> No.15020344

>>15018400
>Filename
Atra is the most adorable little waifu anyone could ask for.

Also Mikazuki really doesn't have...much of any emotive ability to go around, so...

>> No.15020345
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>>15020338
Preach it.

>> No.15020353

>>15019293
The finest taste in both waifu, music, and visual accompaniment.

>> No.15020358

>Succubus Naruto
I...I just...I don't even know any more.

>> No.15020371

>>15020358
Explain further anon.

>> No.15020374

>>15020358
Why just stop at a succubus.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10844236/1/Naruto-and-Lovely-Monster-Girls

>> No.15020393

>>15020371
http://www.nekomagic.net/event_news/201603/large/animejapan2016_1501.jpg

That's it.

>> No.15020398

>>15018580
Buddy you and your friends and family will never be rich

>> No.15020401

>>15020393
It's fucking nothing.

>> No.15020404

>>15020374
is that the one with the alp sasuke?

>> No.15020436 [DELETED] 

>>15020404
I want to watch Alp Sasuke learn about and embrace the pleasure of a woman and become the lewdest semen demon the world has ever seen. I want to laugh maniacally as the desire to breed a whole new clan eclipses her former quest for revenge, creating a nigh insatiable creampie and impregnation in her.

>> No.15020442

>>15020198
>Assumes age comes with whoredom
You'd know that wouldn't you

>> No.15020459
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15020459

How do you handle a loli dragon's play biting?

>> No.15020461

>>15020459
Sauce?

>> No.15020464

>>15020459
Bite her back.

>> No.15020468
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>>15020461
Seikoku no Dragonar, it's your standard battle academy harem show but the blu rays had dragon nipples and that's good enough for me.
>>15020464
I like your way of thinking.

>> No.15020483
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15020483

A smug Basilisk appears!

>> No.15020487

>>15020483
[] Don’t tease
[X] Tease

>> No.15020488

>>15020483
So, does she keep the smug face even after you blow into her ear? Because that'd be grand.

>> No.15020489

>>15020483
She won't be so smug after I whisper directly in her ear how much I want to cum on her fluffy tail feathers

>> No.15020493

>>15020483
Remove smug monsters.

>> No.15020497

>>15020493
From a life of solitude and into a warm, loving home? Will do kind stranger!

>> No.15020508

>>15020497
Smug monsters deserve no love.

>> No.15020515

>>15020508
Which makes it all the more touching when you share yours with them. They'll happily give it back with interest.

>> No.15020519

>>15020508
Smug monstersのlove?
I agree.

>> No.15020522

>>15020515
They'll never get mine.

>> No.15020527

>>15020522
That's fine, I'm sure you'll get a kind deredere cow girl that'll give you all the sleepy, soft, loving cuddles you could want.

>> No.15020534

>>15020527
>cow
Nope.

>> No.15020547

>>15020534
>Don't like smug
>Don't like breasts
You only like timid lolis who won't threaten you in any way huh?

>> No.15020571

>>15020547
>lolis
Oh please, nobody likes lolis.

>> No.15020574

>>15020547
I want a shy, flat chested Succubus who can't muster the courage to ask me for sex
I want her to shower me in her pheromones and charm spells until I become completely obsessed with her

>> No.15020575

>>15020571
Nobody here, can confirm, like lolis.

>> No.15020581
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15020581

>>15020571
Faggot detected

>> No.15020585

>>15020575
Curse you, Nobody! You foiled my plans for the last time.

>> No.15020586

>>15020585
Being a degenerate pays off yet again.

>> No.15020588

>>15020581
Bad taste detected.

>> No.15020596

>>15020588
Exploding sheep?

>> No.15020601

>>15020596
Massacre Dolphin?

>> No.15020627
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15020627

Alices are for ___

>> No.15020631

>>15020627
Ignoring.

>> No.15020632

>>15020627
Destruction derbies.

>> No.15020641
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>>15020631
Rude.

>> No.15020649
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15020649

>> No.15020662

>>15020649
Man, look at how bland that graffiti is. It's almost as if whoever was using the spray can had really large and unwieldy hands.

>> No.15020664

>>15020649
Spoopy

>> No.15020666

>>15020627
Tenderly loving

>> No.15020670

>>15020649
Yetis are getting pretty desperate, I bet as soon as you enter the door you'll get piled on by a group of them.

>> No.15020685

>>15020627
Having rough sex with.

>> No.15020710

Am I the only one who thinks Mantis girls need to come in pairs?

>> No.15020712

>>15020710
You might be. Why do you think so?

>> No.15020729

>>15020710
I like the idea of a titty monster Mantis taking her imouto hunting for the first time.

You'd let them catch you right? Only the most heartless of people could cause an imouto to be disappointed in her onee-san.

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>>15020574
Nerdy Succubuses are the best.

>> No.15020746

>>15020712
I don't really know, maybe because there's two of them so they can technically be in two places at once while "hunting" and their husband will stand there with a pair of identical Mantis twins on either side of him, silently watching everyone and everything around him.

>> No.15020753

>>15020741
Nerdubus: Kuu or Shy?

>> No.15020770

>>15020627
Cute daughterus that you will try to keep pure for as long as possible. And fail miserably.

>> No.15020781

>>15020574
And for some weird reason none of it work and she just grows in frustration until she snaps and 'tries' to rape you.

>> No.15020786

>>15020770
Is it NTR if your daughteru films her wedding night and sends you a copy?
>Look, daddy! My husband is taking my virginity! l love him so much!

>> No.15020792

>>15020786
I don't know if it's NTR, but it's shit either way.

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>>15020571
You're right, I don't like lolis.
I love them!

>> No.15020813

>>15020799
Swarm of legal loli piranha sahuagins when?

>> No.15020831
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15020831

I'm never gonna dance again~
The way I danced with you~

>> No.15020834
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>>15020770
I'd fail miserably because I'd be the one to defile her.

Alices are for mating pressing.

>> No.15020836

>>15020831
Best spider.

>> No.15020851

>>15020831
>>15020836
Best song, too. I want to dance to that when I marry my Dragonfu.

>> No.15020871

>>15020831
>>15020851
>not whispering carelessly into the ears of a Basilisk
Do you even ASMR

>> No.15020872

>>15020871
No, but I should have known better than to cheat a friend.

>> No.15020874

>>15020786
I'm not sure if I should be proud or happy for my daughter or angry her husband. Or just plain sad that she's not pure anymore

>>15020834
5 secs after your daugtheru turns 12 and you are already banging her on the table. On top of her birthday cake.

>> No.15020887

>>15020874
You should fap to it and make your waifu mad enough to rape you until sunrise.

>> No.15020891

>>15020871
>Basilisk doesn't speak English
>All she knows is that a man is whispering gently into her ear
>She may as well be a puddle at this point
>You're just reading your grocery list

>> No.15020896

i want a MG to try to pair me with her shy daughter only for her to ruin it all everytime with her social mess shenanigans!

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>>15020649
The devil, I bet there's hot tea and a warm bed to cuddle on inside there too!

>> No.15020901

Russiabro please, this is racist.
http://abcnews.go.com/US/20-stung-swarm-bees-arizona-mosque/story?id=38104500

>> No.15020904

>>15020874
>banging her on the table. On top of her birthday cake
This appeals to me way more than it should.

>> No.15020909

>>15020900
>tfw so lonely you'd jump at the chance to be the snuggler's next victim

>> No.15020910

>>15020901
Deus Vult

>> No.15020918

>>15020891
Omelet du fromage

>> No.15020922

>>15020900
That does sound awfully enticing.

>>15020909
Me too.

>> No.15020958
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15020958

Ahn?

>> No.15020968

>>15020958
Ahn!

>> No.15020969

>>15020958
>>15020968
What is "ahn"?

>> No.15020983

>>15020904
"Daddy! I still haven't tasted my cake!"

>> No.15021010

>>15014935
>>15017617
Ayy, suddenly I feel nostalgic. Good times those were.

>> No.15021024

>>15020904
I bet you'd make her eat the cake afterwards. Mixed with her sweat and juices and your cum.

>> No.15021025

>>15020983
Just scrape up some icing and have her suck on your fingers

>> No.15021030

http://phanaxial.deviantart.com/journal/Requests-600778414
Dude's taking requests

>> No.15021041

>>15021030
Sent.

>> No.15021050

>>15020969
That's what you say when you open your mouth to eat something.

>> No.15021051

>>15021050
So it's chow time?

>> No.15021072

>>15020488
>Smugalisk
>Blow into ear
>Face still smug
>Sudden panting not so smug

>> No.15021077

>>15021051
Yes, but be careful since she might try to steal your food.

>> No.15021080

What happens if a fox loses all her tails

>> No.15021081

>>15021030
Cool. Thanks for the heads up.

>> No.15021084

>>15021080
She loses her magic and balance.

>> No.15021086

>>15021080
Mofu is Over

>> No.15021087

>>15021080
she grows them back
like a lizard

>> No.15021090

>>15021080
She turns into a bland human that will never be loved

>> No.15021092

>>15021090
But she still have fox ears?

>> No.15021093

>>15021090
and then that human becomes that tomoko monster when she dies

>> No.15021100

>>15021092
her own kind will rip them out themselves in order for the good name kitsune to be unsullied.

>> No.15021103

>>15021093
>that tomoko monster
Will'o'wisp?

>> No.15021105

>>15021103
yeah that one

>> No.15021107

>>15021090
You'd still love your waifu if she turned human right?

>> No.15021111

>>15021107
I'd love her enough to give her a mercy kill

>> No.15021114

>>15021107
Eh. Does she act like one?

>> No.15021116

>>15021107
My waifu is a human

>> No.15021117

>>15021107
How does that work for a snake? Does she just eject the tail and out pops her body with legs?

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>>15021116

>> No.15021125

>>15021103
>>15021105
>Will-o-Wisp Kitsune
>Smug, yandere, ghostly mofu

>> No.15021127

>>15021116
Holy shit, I thought I was alone in this. I'd totally help her turn into a Monster Girl if the opportunity presented itself though.
>>15021125
>her husband will be forever trapped within the mofusphere

>> No.15021130

>>15021117
Ok that sounds kinda funny still she'd probably faceplant cause she wouldn't know how to walk

>> No.15021136

>>15021125
So warm and fluffy, yet deathly cold at the same time.

>> No.15021137

>>15021107

Just imagine how hard it'd be for a Slime girl or Sandworm to adjust becoming a human

>> No.15021146

>>15021136
someone needs to draw that

>> No.15021147

>>15021130
Spontaneous Species Change is no laughing matter
>>15021137
A slime would get to watch her organs being formed and her skin slowly congealing; a sandworm would lose like 90% of herself

>> No.15021151

>>15021146
>Heneedsmoreblanketsandheneedslessblankets.webm

>> No.15021157

Make all MGs fluffy

>> No.15021160
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>>15021157
SUBMIT

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>>15021123

>>15021127
I'd only help her turn into one if she wanted to.

>> No.15021167
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>>15021157
>wet fluff on aquatic MG's
Please no.

>> No.15021168
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>>15021125
>Kitsune-bi + Will O'Wisp
I want to see this.

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>>15021161

>> No.15021177

>>15021123
Even Monster Girls wouldn't want you Yosuke.

>> No.15021178

>>15021157

Fluff on a Kejourou? Sounds nice although it might be a little redundant.

>> No.15021179

I just want a tomboy tanuki as my childhood friend

>> No.15021181
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>>15021175

>> No.15021185

>>15021179
would you get into many lucrative money making schemes like a lemonade stand with slowly decreasing amounts of sugar

>> No.15021193

>>15021157
Fluffy warm Wurms!

>> No.15021194
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15021194

>Oh hi Uncle Anon!
Uh-oh. Your niece recognized you!

>> No.15021196

>>15021123
>>15021161
>>15021175
>>15021181
Ok, we get it. Stop wasting the images now.

>> No.15021198

>>15021194
Time to drive her home to her loving parents

>> No.15021199

>>15021193
Now that's hot.

>> No.15021201

>>15021194
Why are you carrying money like that at the playground? It's a jungle gym, not a mall.

>> No.15021202

>>15021194
no

>> No.15021204

>>15021194
I'll be worried what her parents re doing if she's doing something like this.

>> No.15021205

>>15021194
My niece would know that I only like good girls and would not even consider dicking a slut like that.

>> No.15021206
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>>15021193
[x] touch fluffy worm

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>>15021185
>Eddy jewnuki

Words cannot describe how much I want this.

>> No.15021209

>>15021206
I'm going to call her my prissy princess!

>> No.15021213

>>15021207
Gotta get those quarters for her jawbreakers

>> No.15021217

>>15021194
How much for a private lap dance?

>> No.15021218
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>>15021206
Okay

>> No.15021219

>>15021207
I want to get tricked into a Tanuki's insane jawbreaker scheme!

>> No.15021223

>>15021218
I actually don't like fluff

>> No.15021226

>>15021217
Aboud tree-fiddy.

>> No.15021228

>>15021207
What would Ed, and Edd be? Wurm and Lich?

>> No.15021231

>>15021226
wait a hot minute...

>> No.15021235

>>15018398
For once the story took an ironic approach to it's own pretentiousness and HFYism via hyperbole, and yet the fact it came off looking almost natural says probably more than most anything else about it.

>> No.15021237

>>15021228
>ed a wurm
i can see it

>edd a lich
>not a kiki
one job anon

>> No.15021238

>>15021228
Wurm and Merrow.

>> No.15021239

>>15021228
A lich isn't nervous or OCD enough to be Edd. Maybe something like a crow tengu.

>> No.15021246

>>15021218
That's a fluffy snek.

>> No.15021247

>>15021237
I absolutely admit I just threw something out there because nothing came to mind.

>> No.15021250
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15021250

Confusion will be my epitaph!

>> No.15021256

>>15021194
Right now, I'm not uncle anon. Just someone that wants a private lapdance.

>> No.15021260
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>>15021250
DIO MG when?

>> No.15021265
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>>15021260
When indeed.

>> No.15021267

>>15021250
What would happen if you were fucking a girl and she used her Queen Crimson on you? Would it be like premature ejaculation?

>> No.15021269

>>15021265
I like everything above the waist, but I think the legs and thighs could stand to be a little thicker

>> No.15021272

>>15021267
You'd skip out on all the fun stuff and be left with just the afterglow.

>> No.15021274

>>15021269
Like always, the nips fail to imagine big hips. It's so fucking unbalanced with those balloons up top.

>> No.15021277

>>15021272
>implying hugging your waifu in the afterglow isn't the best part of sex

>> No.15021279

>>15021267
It would just work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeqxAFLT4JM

>> No.15021280
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15021280

>>15021260

>> No.15021282

>>15021277
>implying she'd cuddle you
Anon, Diavolo was an asshole. Her MG-version would be too.

>> No.15021284

>>15021206
The fluffiest, warmest and cuddliest!

>> No.15021285
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>>15021274
I like thickness

>> No.15021286
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>>15021285
I'm down with the thickness.

>> No.15021288

>>15021277
>time manipulating girl uses her powers to make a man fall in love with her by raping him without his knowledge and hugging him gently afterwards so every time they hug he feels a perfect joy and calm pleasure

>> No.15021289
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15021289

>>15021285
>>15021286
How thick we talkin?

>> No.15021290

>>15021286
Uohwahahahah.

>> No.15021291

>>15021286
This is very close to Komodo tier. Perfect.

>> No.15021295

>>15021286
That's an ugly-ass Dragon.

>> No.15021328
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>>15021289
I like this kind of thickness. I also like musclethick

>> No.15021332

>Be a monster girl researcher in a huge facility
>Currently working on a study about their intelligence level
>Many trials and challenges had to be overcome, but the end was finally near
>The Hellhound specimens we had were a nightmare to work with, but we eventually got their cooperation thanks to a barbecue and the brave sacrifice of a pair of our canine researchers
>We couldn't find enough willing Lilims and thus we had to work with Arch-Succubi instead, they charmed and married over 10 of our men in the process
>Despite all our efforts, the Sandworms we selected almost destroyed our center after we told them that they could not eat our intern students
>We thought the worst was behind us, but we were all so wrong
>For the first time, we were met with a problem we couldn't solve
>The Wurms could never follow the simple instructions we gave to them
>Even something as mundane as walking through a labyrinth couldn't be done properly
>We had Wurms running straight forwards, destroying our labyrinth over and over again
>Some ignored the instructions and raped the scientists instead
>Others would not budge an inch without the promise of a man at the end of the labyrinth
>It has been 80 days of testing on the Wurms, this cost us over half a million, one of our best man had to sold to a Tanuki
>Our conclusion on Wurms's intelligence level is that it is impossible to accurately evaluate although it seems to be linked to the presence of man near them

>> No.15021339

I want to be arrested by mistake and locked up in Amanda Arkham's Asylum for the Criminally Nymphomaniac!

>> No.15021346

>>15021339
can't you admit yourself into asylums?

>> No.15021351

>>15021346
Where's the fun in that? I have to be a tragic victim.

>> No.15021356
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>>15021332
>Arch-Succubi
>when there are demons

;_;

>> No.15021362

>>15021332
You would think researchers would know how to counter stuff like this.

>> No.15021364

>>15021356
Too litigious. They have other uses.

>> No.15021371

>>15021364
Heh

>> No.15021373
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>>15021339
I'VE GOT YOUR SCENT, MANBOY!

>> No.15021380

>>15021373
o-oh no!

>> No.15021381

>>15021356
>those gloves
>those claws
Scary, yet sexy. Would be jerked off by.
>>15021380
Oh, relax. Raper Spidey is locked up in the basement, it's not like she'll break out. Now go pick some flowers from the basement.

>> No.15021388

>>15021328
Beefy is the best kind of thick. Meat is much better than fat.

>> No.15021398

>>15021381
Why do we need flowers, this sounds way too dangerous and also why do I have to go in alone?

>> No.15021401

>>15021398
Just do it. And don't mind the fact that we have very extensive botanical gardens that are actually quite safe. Just go down there like a man.

>> No.15021407

>>15021401
>Ushi-Oni violently raping you, nearly breaking your bones in the process
>You are more worried about the damage that is being done to the botanical gardens

>> No.15021412

>>15021388
Both are good.
Muscled succubi are just as good, in my opinion, as tubby alices.

>> No.15021413

I want to write about monk hi-jinks. Ideas?

>> No.15021417

>>15021413
Viking raid!

>> No.15021422

>>15021413
The monk has a reputation for being a great fighter and has to deal with a bothersome Hinezumi who won't stop visiting the training and requesting duels/training.

>> No.15021423

>>15021417
But what are Viking Girls? Jötunns and Valkyries?

>> No.15021424

>>15021401
What happens if I give her one of the flowers, will I be safe and can continue with my task in peace?

>> No.15021430

>>15021422
>The monk has a reputation for being a great fighter
Not that kind of monks.

>> No.15021435

>>15021423
Blonde amazons looking for males?

>> No.15021436

>>15021423
They can be whatever the fuck you want.

You can have viking Titanias and Holsts for all I care.

>> No.15021438

>>15021424
She might take it the wrong way and super-rape you.

>> No.15021442

>>15021435
>blonde amazons
Oh ja, that sounds cute. They'd have nice braids.
>>15021436
No I can't, that's silly!

>> No.15021444

>>15021442
Okay then go with the Amazon idea.

>> No.15021446

You dragon daughter just got in trouble for bullying a poor shota. What to you tell her?

>> No.15021449

>>15021446
That she should always let him know she's just trying to build his character and pat his head afterwards.

>> No.15021452

>>15021438
Why, I told her the flower is pretty it matches her eyes and why do my good intentions go bad is it because she's never had someone act kind to her ,also what the hell is super rape?

>> No.15021455

>>15021446
Tell her that tsunderes are shit and if she wants to marry that boy she needs to be nice to him.

>> No.15021460

>>15021235
I actually like his stories. Both sides have legitimate arguments and there's no easy answer to co-habitation in the setting. It beats the generic cutsey/rape stuff most writefags churn out any day.
It isn't perfect of course, but at least there's effort in there. He really could do with revising the dates in the story though, it's bullshit to think a medieval society could get to our level of tech in about 20 years or so.

>> No.15021461

>>15021452
Super rape is like rape, only more super. Compare it to dire rape.

>> No.15021462

>>15021446
She has to take responsibility now

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>> No.15021473

>>15021461
Oh ok so I gave her some lovely flowers and asked her to help me gather flowers from the garden, a trip that I hope can make her a better person. Wonder if she would like to help me out by picking flowers and maybe place one in her hair, maybe discover how she acts the way she does?

>> No.15021474

>>15021413
Think about your setting, what level of technology there is, are monsters discriminated, is magic/demonic energy a factor, etc...

Write a solid character profile for your monk, give him a backstory

Then have him get trouble with one of your favorite species that fits the story

To me it would be in a setting similar to MGE
The monk would be a warrior who decided to repent and has been isolated and meditating for the last 15 years
The monster girl would be an Alice who was teleported here after some Wonderland shenanigans
The trouble would be that the Alice decides to stay with him, and he now has to adjust to life with a little girl

Hope that this gives you inspiration

>> No.15021481

>>15021472
what a cutie!

>> No.15021484

>>15021473
Girls with flowers in their hair are my fetish.

>> No.15021486

>>15021446
That she should aim for stronger targets.

>> No.15021489

>>15021474
I will do my best to figure things out with the setting.
Having an immortal character to toss into whatever time-period I want is also a plus.

>> No.15021499

>>15021280
Too cute to be the real DIO.

>> No.15021507

>>15021446
Smack her upside the head and tell her if she's going to be shit to others I'll be shit to her.

>> No.15021514

>>15021436
The thought of a Titania leading a horde of viking fairies who wield axes over 10 times their size amuses me. There would be men clawing at the ground trying to escape as a 6 inch tall fairy is dragging him back to the ship.

>> No.15021515

>>15021442
>They'd have nice braids
Anon stop, I love amazons and that's my favorite hairstyle, don't make me look like a slut.

>> No.15021517
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>tfw no kobold waifu to headpat while I'm watching baseball on tv

Just fucking kill me already God.

Oh well, at least my dog fills the void for a bit, then he gets bored, lays on his bed and starts to lick his balls.

>> No.15021519

>>15021484
Indeed, the idea of an ushi-oni with a flower in her hair is cute as hell. Also they'd likely blush would be perfect as you place a flower in her hair and call her cute.

>> No.15021520

>>15021515
I'm the one bending over and writing them.

>> No.15021526

>>15021517
>No Kobold waifu to cheer with when someone gets a home run

>> No.15021527

I will become a king!
I make my own kingdom with black jack and succubi!

>> No.15021528

>>15021517
>your waifu gets bored and starts fingering herself
What do?

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>>15021519
I hope you have you dick out before you do it. Otherwise she's going to pedipalp hug you until you cream your pants.

>> No.15021537

>>15021517
I wonder if monsters would do that. Like you just aren't in the mood one day l, so she spreads out and starts licking herself. Ever now and then she'd give you puppy dog eyes and says you could help if you want to.

>> No.15021542

>>15021517
>headpat
Are you sure they wouldn't find that condescending and childish?

>> No.15021550

How different is a Succubus raised by an alp from a Succubus raised by a succubus

>> No.15021551

>>15021535
That already have, plus she's not raping me so this is 100% ok with this. hat would happen if I scratching her ears as she was hugging me and cutely patting her head?

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>>15021517
I feel your pain.

>> No.15021560

>>15021551
You would become the safest person on earth.

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>>15021555
Why are Kobolds the absolute best MG?

>> No.15021562

>>15021551
She's going to squeeze you so hard you better hope your dick is where it should be or you get a dick fracture. She's going to hug you with her arms, her pedipalps, and her secret place.

>> No.15021577

>>15021560
That sounds just lovely, cuddling and snuggling with a cute ushi-oni flower girl. WE can spend all day having passionate cuddlesex and giving one another massages as we learn about each other. Cuddlebug ushi-oni's are the best and their strong bodies give loving protective hugs to the guy who loves her back.

>> No.15021578

>>15021550
Not that much really
She'd probably have a complexe about it
She wouldn't know how to use all her powers
She'd have some humans values

Maybe her Alp mother would pamper her too much, trying to give her the girly childhood she couldn't have, that would result in either the girliest of Succubi, or a rebellious tomboy Succubus

>> No.15021580

>>15021578
>a rebellious tomboy Succubus
That's the best kind.

>> No.15021585

>>15021578
at least they wold be less rapey maybe

>> No.15021589

>>15019387
>>15019455
I like both

>> No.15021594

>>15021562
I'll be ok and gladly proceed to have massive amount of cuddlesex with her, all the while looking into her actually lovely eyes. I'll even surprise her by hugging her back and kissing her directly on the lips. What is her secret place?

>> No.15021595

>>15021561
They aren't.

But would give head pats

>> No.15021596

>>15021589
Fuck you idort fence-sitter. Kill yourself, nobody can possibly like two opposites EVER

REEEEEEEEEEEEE etc

>> No.15021599

>>15021578
I'd love to see a Rebellious succubus

>Young lady you can't go out with that much on.
>God Mom I'm 17 I can wear Victorian Period dresses if I want.

>> No.15021600

Haughty elves shouldn't be raped

>> No.15021608

>>15021599
>THOSE PANTS AREN'T EVEN SKINNY JEANS, YOU'RE GROUNDED

>> No.15021611

>>15021600
Monster girls should be raped.

>> No.15021612

>>15021599
I want to marry a loligoth Succubus.

>> No.15021618

>>15021608
>Look at how long that skirt is! You can't flash your butt at boys like that!

>> No.15021623

>>15021600
You're right because that leads to them getting pregnant. We need to let them just go extinct.

>> No.15021629

>>15021618
I want to hold a modest succubi's hand

>> No.15021636

>>15021194
But she's 1.
I guess I take her home and hand her to my sister-in-law and play vidya with my brother.

>> No.15021641

>>15021629
Be careful, you may unleash years of sexual repression.

>> No.15021649

>>15021599
>>15021629
>Succubus with a fetish for being demure and fully clothed
>You just want to fuck
>She makes you work for it
>She's actually terrible at it and cracks much faster than you

Oh shit yes

>> No.15021651

>>15021641
but we planned on taking the relationship slow to save ourselves till marriage

>> No.15021654

>>15021446
Tell her she ruined him for marriage and he's probably going to kill himself now

>> No.15021658

>>15021651
Too bad, you turned the switch so you're going to have to face the consequences.

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>> No.15021672

>>15021666
Adorable.
I'm going to pat hr head.

>> No.15021675

>>15021666
I want this to be my neighbor.

>> No.15021678

>>15021666
That cutie is getting cuddled and headpatted all day long, i hopes see like it as well.

>> No.15021714

>>15021675
>Cute, innocent oppai loli oni neighbor

That sounds nice.

>> No.15021730

>>15021666
I would cuddle her all day.

>> No.15021733

>>15021666
thank you satan

>> No.15021736

>>15021666
In my lap she goes

>> No.15021751

>>15021666
If she's a legal oppai loli, I'd even marry her.

>> No.15021766

>>15021666
>When one qt completely captivates a thread

>> No.15021772

>>15021766
She's adorable.
I honestly want to sit her in my lap pet her head as we watch TV

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>>15021666
Granblue has some cute girls.

>> No.15021775

>>15021751
>he wouldn't break the law for an oppai loi

>> No.15021779

>>15021774
That it does.
English when?

>> No.15021785

>>15021775
It's not about the law, it's about having a wife with similar life experiences.

>> No.15021789

I kinda just wanna hug every monster except yeti

>> No.15021793

>>15021789
your cruel anon....

>> No.15021795

>>15021789
Why not yeti?

>> No.15021798

>>15021789
proof that humans are the real monsters.

>> No.15021801

>>15021793
>>15021795
>>15021798
I want the yetis to hug me instead

>> No.15021804

>>15021772
>Watching tv with oppai qt loli MG on your lap
>Pat her head for being such a qt
>Suddenly she gently grabs your hand
>Moves it to her breast
>Looks up at you
>:<

Wat do?

>> No.15021806

>>15021801
Now that's better.
Good luck with that anon.

>> No.15021812

>>15021804
turn that frown upside down into <:

>> No.15021816

>>15021804
Lightly massage her chest while we watch TV

>> No.15021819

>>15021804
>Wat do?
The only thing that should be done.

Cuddle-fuck her.

>> No.15021822

>>15021804
Gently massage her breast of course, will this help her turn frown upside down and allow me to cuddle more?

>> No.15021826

I want a kiki to give me headpats for being her butler

>> No.15021832

>>15021826
That's haram

>> No.15021834
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Some girls really have weird anatomy when you look at the old ones so this one might not look too accurate

Have some more love anyway

>> No.15021833

>>15021804
Hotdog.

>> No.15021844

>>15021834
That's great.

>> No.15021851

>>15021834
You've been om a roll with all this art of less popular girls, especially the crow tengu one.

>> No.15021854

>>15021832
How so?

>> No.15021856

>>15021834
Please you're gonna kill me with all these new pictures

>> No.15021860

>>15021834
What does beelzebub handjob feel like?

>> No.15021862

>>15021834
Where's her Paladin-chan?

>> No.15021873

>>15021834
>Bard doing art for unloved girls
Praise be

As a side note Beelzebub isn't the best of the bug girls, but every bug girl is great

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>>15021804
>:<
Suck dem tiddies

>> No.15021877

>>15021834
your the fucking best please don't stop

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>>15021834
>Someone drawn Beelzebub
About time someone gave her art that wasn't meant as a joke. I want to make a Beelzebub a happy girl.
>>15021860
Like heaven.
http://i.imgur.com/wFy0O4P.jpg

>> No.15021884

>>15021834

Nicely done!

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>>15021834
Elementals when? There still isn't art that shows them interacting with and doing cool shit with their husband.

Also, Barb-tan a cute.

>> No.15021895

>>15021779
April 11th

>> No.15021897

>>15021834
I want to remove the wings of a beelzebub and throw her into the spider's web.

>> No.15021901

>>15021894
So is the avatar the master of the four waifumentals

>> No.15021905

>>15021826
>>15021832
>Be butler
>Have a crush on the nice cc Kiki head maid
>She's always looking out for you, showing you how to do stuff, encouraging you
>One night the walks in on you servicing the mistress
>Gets awkward after that
>She's always a little stiff around you now, won't quite meet your eyes

>> No.15021906

>All this sudden oppai loli love

You guys make me so proud

>> No.15021935

>>15021901
Of course. But even the Avatar can't handle the Dark Matter Benders.

>> No.15021940

>>15021905
>Master and Mistress make you both give them head during dinner

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>>15021894
>Barb-tan a cute
She's a cute little ball of fluff, she needs head pats.

>> No.15021968

>>15021880
Mite b fly

>> No.15021971

>>15021906

They aren't my favorite but they are pretty cute

>> No.15021976

>this headpat obsession the thread has
No, really. It's the one aspect of the threads I just do not get. It feels silly and unfitting for a large number of the girls.
What's the appeal?

>> No.15021985

>>15021517
It's following me I can't escape...

>> No.15021986

>>15021976
Monster girl equivalent to holding hands?

>> No.15021993

>>15021976
All sorts of wholesome physical expressions of affection are very popular here.

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>>15021906
It's less about oppai lolis for me and more about the shortstacks. They are truly a miracle of the universe.

>> No.15022003

>>15021994
Pretty.

>> No.15022005

I think it would be nice to cuddle with an undead

>> No.15022006

>>15021993
>wholesome physical expressions
Very true, but patting someone on the head is not one of those things outside of certain kinds of anime. Unless they're under 12 years old.

>> No.15022009

>>15021986
Hard to hold hands with big meaty paws/claws I guess.

>> No.15022011

Guys, help. I need a fun name for my monk story.
The Oomakudakeodkdodecahedron was funny, anyone have any suggestions?

>> No.15022014

>>15022006
I just imagine they mean stroking her hair and not literally patting like a dog.

>> No.15022016

>>15022005
I'm not so sure. I love the undead, but unless they use magic to be warm you're going to feel cold and creeped out a bit.

>> No.15022019

>>15022006
>Unless they're under 12 years old.
That's fine, I only like to headpat lolis.

>> No.15022020

>>15022011
The Name's Rose

>> No.15022023

>>15022014
That actually helps. The way the thread puts it you'd imagine they want to treat monstergirls like pets or something. It's just weird.

>> No.15022028

>>15022006
It's 2D monster girls, we're following the same logic as those kinds of anime.

>> No.15022031

>>15022006
Good thing I imagine all of this in 2D, uh.

>> No.15022035

>>15022011
Weren't you also working on dragon story?

>> No.15022036

But what about buttpats

>> No.15022041

>>15022020
Might as well.
>>15022035
Dragoon story, and that's indefinitely on hold because I suck that way.

>> No.15022043

I wonder what monstergirl stand up comedy would be like

>> No.15022054

>>15022028
>turning the interesting setting into moeblobs
To each his own I guess, but god damn.

>> No.15022055

>>15022043
>So what's up with shota cocks, huh?
>You suck them off but then nothing comes out!

>> No.15022060

>>15022041
>that's indefinitely on hold because I suck that way.
Many writefags end up doing that.

>> No.15022063

>>15022043
The Amazon stand up is my favorite.

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Well here's the very short prologue to my monk story. It's just a quick set-up piece, really.

http://pastebin.com/tSra5CMY

>> No.15022066

>>15020127
No one knows? please respond, kudasai.

>> No.15022067

>>15022055
>Hyena girl laughs for over 10 minutes from this joke

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>>15022054
Moeblobs are the best, anon. It's monster girls, not plain monsters. The more horrifying they are, the more satisfying it is to hug and cuddle them.

>> No.15022072

>>15022066
I think it's called Monster Girl Island.

>> No.15022092

>>15022072
No, that's some tumblr thing and not a VN. A dude came here talking about the VN he was working and posted a bunch or his art and pastebins of writing. One of the characters was a kiki in a red hood. He posted a link to the demo one time.

>> No.15022095

>>15022060

I haven't written anything in a few months because of laziness

>> No.15022097

>>15022092
Oh. I've read some of that stuff but I can't remember who it was, sorry.
>>15022095
Tell me about it.

>> No.15022098

>>15022092
You mean the romance VN in the modern setting?

>> No.15022101

>>15022036
Does that involve making their cheeks a rosy red?

>> No.15022103

>>15022067
>Gnolls
No, go and stay go

>> No.15022108

>>15022095
Same. That and other stuff comes up and I don't have the time I used to.

>> No.15022109

>>15022101
If one must

>> No.15022110

>>15022067
Hyena girl comedy is pure cancer. It's almost as bad as black comedy.

>> No.15022112

>>15022098
yes.

>> No.15022115

>>15022112
I forget his name.

>> No.15022118

>>15022110
>The Monster Grill is crowded tonight
>With Hyena girls
>Can't even finish a joke without them fucking starting up
>Fucking Hyena girls
>Now I'm gonna have to try out my new material somewhere else just to see if it's good

>> No.15022127

>>15022118
>The Monster Grill
What sort of dishes do the serve at The Monster Grill?

>> No.15022137

>>15022118
>Like dog girls but with big ears and a whole shitload of freckles
>Roll on floor laughing at every joke you make
Fucking Hyena girls, I can't even tell if they're just easily amused or if they're flirting with me.

>> No.15022140

>>15022137
If you think that's bad, try fucking one!

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Green hair looks weird on brown girls but here's a schedule dog.

>> No.15022144

>>15022140
don't

>> No.15022150

>>15022127
Giant portions of meat.

>> No.15022151

>>15022140
Lucky I've got a micropenis shaming fetish! Her laughing at it just makes me harder.

>> No.15022156

>>15022127
Yakisoba, caribou steak, stretchy meat

>> No.15022161

>>15022143
I hope Anubis-senpai is proud of me getting back into writing.

>> No.15022182

>>15022143
Scheduledog sempai, it's too late. I've found another senpai.

>> No.15022187

>>15022143
It'd probably fit if it were darker and less saturated.

>> No.15022188

>>15022161
>Anubis-senpai will never give you a blowjob under the table while you write as a reward
I'd be a lot more motivated to be productive if she did.

>> No.15022207

>>15022151
Where the fuck have you been?

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Would you a Harpy with drill hair?

>> No.15022221

>>15022209
I never saw the appeal of drill hair.

>> No.15022224

>>15022209
Yah.

>> No.15022230

>>15022207
I was on a vacation.

>> No.15022231

>>15022209
For cooking and eating? Yeah.

>> No.15022242

>>15022221
http://i.imgur.com/wF6qX1e.png

>> No.15022245

>>15022231
Do not eat the harpies.

>> No.15022248

>>15022231
>cooking FOR and eating OUT
Fixed

>> No.15022251

>>15022118
>>15022140
They're called Gnolls you mongs

>> No.15022259

>>15022221
Literal plebeian

>> No.15022262
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15022262

Reminder to know your place on the sexual food chain.

>> No.15022272

>>15022262
On the top, I know.

>> No.15022276

>>15022262
But I do.

>> No.15022278

>>15022262
There is no food chain, it's just me, my waifu, and our daughteru.

>> No.15022281
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15022281

>>15022272
>On the top

>> No.15022286

>>15022230
A really short vacation?

>> No.15022288

>>15022281
>wasting an image
As expected of inferior anons.

>> No.15022290

>>15022288
>Implying I can't delete it after laughing of you for a while

>> No.15022293

>>15022262
Currently? Removed from it.


Why can't the monsters invade already?

>> No.15022304
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15022304

"Oh -hic- hey Anon, you caught me! -hic- I now have to -hic- give you three wishes!"

>> No.15022305

>>15022290
Not that you would've thought of that on your own, as limited as you are.

>> No.15022309

>>15022304
Hang on, let me call my lawyer first.

>> No.15022310

>>15022064
I'm surprised at how fast you wrote that
Anyways I wanted to give a review of some sort but there really isn't that much to say

I'm not sure how to feel about the setting, it works well for an action story but I fear that it might be too dark for the MC to reach salvation as a monk

And about the MC, his power defines him and that's a bad thing, when you think of a good character you should think about his personality, his traits and his characteristics, I hope that this is something you will fix as you develop him

>I’ve fought gods. I’ve almost won a few times.
What's the point of this? Having a powerful MC isn't particularly a bad thing, but when you imply this kind of power it limits the room for his development, how can he have weaknesses and challenges when he is literally on par with gods? I'm not saying it's impossible to write him out in an interesting way but you are severely impairing yourself

This story doesn't sound like something I'd enjoy but I'm curious to see where you are going with this

>> No.15022311

>>15022304
I want to be the protagonist of a hentai doujin!

>> No.15022312

>>15018545
How long ago was this image made?

>> No.15022313

>>15022304
That fairy is drunk!

Drunk and naked!

>> No.15022317
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15022317

>>15022293
>>15022293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsnRQJxanVM
>Monsters invading
>We should have acted
>They're already here
>The Elders of Yggdrasil foretold their return
>Their defeat was merely a delay
>That when the Gates of Kebab opened
>And the sons of Europa spilt their own blood
>That they would return
>But nobody wanted to believe
>Believe they even existed
>And when the truth finally dawns
>It dawns in PERKELE

>> No.15022318

>>15022304
Can I have that cherry?

>> No.15022324

>>15022310
>What's the point of this? Having a powerful MC isn't particularly a bad thing, but when you imply this kind of power it limits the room for his development, how can he have weaknesses and challenges when he is literally on par with gods?

This. I know it's only a preview but this is possibly the most gary stu protag we've had in a while here.

>> No.15022341
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15022341

>>15019088
https://youtu.be/SzxFpioo7q8?t=19

>> No.15022342

>>15022286

That sounds laughable

>> No.15022344

>>15022304
... I'm still drinking that.

>> No.15022349

>>15022344

aren't you worried about all the fairy dust in it?

>> No.15022357

>>15022344
>not chugging it while she's still in the cup
>not ending up with your tongue in her pussy
>not eating her out to punish her for ruining a good drink

>> No.15022361

>>15022324
I used to think Ilassa was gary stu but like most Lilims her weakness is the base of her tail

>> No.15022366

>>15022361
That's headcanon thoguh

>> No.15022367

>>15022324
Do any writefags write anything that's actually *about* something? It seems like it's either porn or chuuni bullshit like this.

>> No.15022371
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15022371

>>15022341
>Not the classics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yoj0cQugSYk

>> No.15022373
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15022373

>>15022341
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs

>> No.15022374

>>15022366
Every MG with a tail is weak in the base of it. Feline MGs based on what you can do to a cat would go apeshit if you pressed them right above where their tail begins while biting their neck.

>> No.15022380

>>15022349
But that's the good part.

>> No.15022383

>>15022374
>Using real animals as an example
Nigga what are you doing.

>> No.15022385
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15022385

Anon, it's time for your checkup~

>> No.15022386
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15022386

>>15022373
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osTu38yuuHo

>> No.15022389

>>15022373
>Song about dancing
>Kikimora instead of Aspara

Can you even into themes?

>> No.15022390

>>15021949
Yukari tier hair

>> No.15022391

>>15022357
>chug down the drink
>she ends up straddling your tongue with a orgasmic look on her face
>retract your tongue slowly, so she feels every second of it slipping against her pussy
>she falls onto the table grinning like an idiot

>> No.15022392

>>15022385
You're not my doctor.

>> No.15022393

>>15022385

No it isn't.

>> No.15022394

>>15022383
Oh no, he's using the animals monstergirls are based on as a base to describe monstergirl behavorial traits! Someone stop him!

Seriously though, what are you actually moaning about?

>> No.15022395
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15022395

>>15022385
But I'm in the middle of a business meeting.

>> No.15022396

>>15022385
>That lip piercing
Nice way to ruin an image.

>> No.15022397

>>15022127
cute boy waiters

>> No.15022399

>>15022389
An Aspara couldn't rock that girl's dress as well as a Kiki could.

>> No.15022400

>>15022396
The profile apophis also has it, which is a damn fucking shame too.

>> No.15022402

>>15022367
We've got comedy stories too, although it's a very subjective area.

>> No.15022403

>>15022394
So I guess wolfgirls are all monogamous from now on, since the real wolves are.

>> No.15022405

>>15022367
You mean a story that has an actual plot? In what's widely considered to be an eroge thread? Are you having a turkish you plum?

>> No.15022406

>>15022392
>>15022393
Don't fight it. You'll love this new 'medicine' I promise.
>>15022395
Under the table then.

>> No.15022413

>>15022385
Is ‘no’ an option?
... please be gentle.

>> No.15022414

>>15022400
At least the one of the profile does not look as big as this one.

>> No.15022417
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15022417

>>15019088
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozYao1Mju7A

>> No.15022418

>>15022385
Anything to keep away the lich "doctor".

>> No.15022419

>>15022403
If you want it to be that way in your head, then why not. Just don't be autistic about it.

>> No.15022422

>>15019845
>crawl under kotatsu
>crawl under wing
>crawl under arm
>achieve maximum comfy

>> No.15022424
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15022424

>you will never get to fuck a succubus
I don't normally like succubi but I've just got this sudden urge to fap to them.

>> No.15022423

>>15022385
>piercing in face
nah, fuck off

>> No.15022425

>>15022406
But I don't need new medicine.

>>15022418
Not her fault those pussies on the board took her license away.

>> No.15022426

>>15022413
Gentle? If you ask nicely and say "The Pharaoh sucks eggs" I juuuust might.
>>15022418
Wonderful! Just get undressed and lay down.

>> No.15022428

>>15022385
About damn time, I've been waiting three hours!

>> No.15022433

>>15022406
>You'll love this new 'medicine' I promise.

I doubt it.

>> No.15022435

>>15022419
>in your head
But that was my point, I said your thing was headcanon, which is totally ok if you like it, and you were defending it as if it were canon.

I just don't want people spamming another head/threadcanon as if it were the canon one

>> No.15022440
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15022440

>>15022418
Not following you here.

>> No.15022442

>>15022426
The Pharaoh sucks eggs.
There I did it... What happens now?

>> No.15022447
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15022447

>>15022386
>"It's time to experiment!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3_njGussgU

>> No.15022449

>>15022367
I was about to say lanternon's stories, but his last MC was all kinds of bullshit thinking back on it, and while his current one is generally just a skilled fighter he's also pretty brutal against MGs and it might turn people off.

Then again, Spider and the Fly was good and didn't suffer the OP protag shit.

>> No.15022457

>>15022449
But that never really wrapped up.

>> No.15022459

>>15022435
>I just don't want people spamming another head/threadcanon as if it were the canon one

But the thread does this all the fucking time. Just look at wurms.

>> No.15022461

>>15022435
No, I was calling you out on being crazy, because you apparently think it's wrong to associate a monstergirl with the animal they're based on in any way. And in such an innocuous way as that tail-base thing.

>> No.15022466

>>15022459
>But the thread does this all the fucking time. Just look at wurms
And that's why I don't want it to happen again.

>> No.15022472

>>15022435
Wait, so you say it's totally okay to have a headcanon idea like that, and yet in >>15022383 you're just outright saying he can't do that.

Well, make up your mind Anon.

>> No.15022487
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15022487

>>15022424
>You will never have a Succubus blow her sulfuric perfume in your face before straddling you
>You will never have that Succubus ride you to a quick orgasm
>You will never stay rock hard as she fucks you greater than any human woman ever could, your cock orgasming over and over again
>You will never feed her pussy your delicious seed until you feel like your balls are completely dry
>You will never panick as she increases the pace of her riding your pelvis, warm juices gushing out of her pussy to keep you erect
>She'll never tell you this is the final one before she takes your soul
>You'll never black out from a final, cataclysmic orgasm
>You'll never wake up the next morning, fine, if not a little sore in the pelvis
>Your cock is glistening as if it's been freshly used
>You will never wince when you find a ring of brimstone around your right ring finger, as if it's got you in a vise grip
>You will never walk into your kitchen to see the Succubus who acted like she was going to kill you cooking in a naked apron, the folds of her sex inviting and wet
>She'll never give you a knowing smile when you have all those questions flying through your head
'I could read your emotions. You're quite the kinky little pervert, aren't you? Wanting a girl to suck you dry like that. Honestly.'
>She's also sporting a ring around one of her fingers, smiling when she notices you looking at it
'Ah, forgive me. But since you were so... plentiful in your offerings, by the ancient demon laws we're now wed.'
>Start panicking, how the hell are you going to explain this to your folks?
'But don't worry, I won't kill you.'
>Pressing her full bosom into your back, she gives your ear a little nibble
'Instead, I'll offer my body to you to slake your thirst. I'll love you, pamper you, treat you like a king. If you're so inclined I'll even give you a family.'
>Her breath is hot on your neck
'All you need to do is love me back.'

>> No.15022493
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15022493

>>15022472
Using real animals as reference is okay. As long as you aren't German.

>> No.15022497

>>15022447
I want that Lich to tell me to squeeze dat ass as part of a poorly explained experiment but she just can't think of any other reason to tell me to do it

>> No.15022502
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15022502

>>15022385
I do not believe for one moment that you have ever been to medical school. If you are what is meant to pass for a medical professional then I pity those afflicted by ailments in your town.
I had also prepared several insults on your choice of piercings but I have regretfully misplaced the notes.
Suffice to say, it makes you look like a cheap whore.

>> No.15022506

>>15022487
Sulfuric perfume doesn't sound that nice. Can't she just use roses or lavender, or something?

>> No.15022509

>>15022487
You can't get married without a wedding!

>> No.15022511

>>15022493
Wash bears ruin everything, even their own names.

>> No.15022513
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15022513

>>15022487
Succubi confirmed for best vanilla monster.

>> No.15022515

>>15022487
It started off cool, but fell apart quickly into the spoilers. The idea of a succubus pretending she's about to take your soul is hot.

>> No.15022517

>>15022487
Vanilla succubi are the fucking best.

>> No.15022520

>>15022447
>Upbeat, hyperactive theme song.

>For cold, calculating kuudere.

Ehh... not a good fit. A good song, but doesn't fit the MG.

>> No.15022525
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15022525

>>15022502
I want to sneak up below a lich as she's floating a few feet in the air, wrap my arms around her waist, and eat her out.

>> No.15022533

>>15022493
German here, can confirm. Ain't nobody got time to name things that don't even wörk.

>> No.15022536

>>15022513
>Rape me as cruelly as that one human did in the book I read
You can't rape the willing Anon

>> No.15022541

>>15022533
But all those migrants have names!

>> No.15022542

>>15022525
>Uses your face as a stool and continues experimenting
>Gyrates into you every once in a while and shakes with a very subdued moan
>But continues with the science

>> No.15022543

>>15022513
Is there a full version of this?

>> No.15022546

>>15022541
top kek

>> No.15022547

>>15022541
Beat me to it.

>> No.15022548

>>15022541
If only they had their papers to prove it...

>> No.15022551

>>15022543
Why would you want such a shameful image of that Lilim?

>> No.15022556

>>15022543
I want to forcibly cuddle a bound Succubus without putting it in.

>> No.15022558

>>15022493
I can't believe how many of those compound words are the same in finnish.

>> No.15022565

>>15022543
I wish I had a full english version, but here:
http://i.imgur.com/UPuE6W3.jpg

>> No.15022566

>>15022551
I'd fap to her.

>> No.15022573

>>15022551
>>15022556
Lilims are made for cuddles and tender loving.

>> No.15022577

>>15022542
Perfect. If she could keep herself levitating just enough so she falls into my face, but has almost no weight to her, that'd be ideal for eating her out endlessly while she studies and concocts.
I just hope any sudden spikes of pleasure won't cause her to spill anything during potion making.

>> No.15022581

>>15022515
Care to explain what you meant? I genuinely want to know for feedback purposes

>> No.15022586

>>15022543
It's somewhere in here:
http://imgur.com/a/w9k07#0

>> No.15022587

>>15022440
I generally go to the doctor's office to get fixed up, not to be experimented on.

>>15022426
A lamia wrapping her coils around my bare flesh would be nice indeed.

>> No.15022605

>>15022581
The dialogue was just plain bad, and everything in the morning after section was just very generic stuff we've all seen in countless greentexts here.
Also, a brimstone ring? Come on, I know she's a demon but that's a shit thing to make a ring from.

>> No.15022611

>>15022577
You'll just make her want to test the variables that influence cunnilingus. Things like being smooth is better then not being completely shaved, or if her having stronger orgasms affect how long you can stay down there, or how the average amount of juices you can lap down, or if her being more proactive and attempting to talk dirty change how much pleasure wither or you revive.

>> No.15022617

>>15022577
>I just hope any sudden spikes of pleasure won't cause her to spill anything during potion making.

Liches use their phylactery in MGE just so this sort of shit doesn't happen.

>> No.15022618
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15022618

>>15022605
Thanks

>> No.15022626

>>15022487
I will never tire of this .gif.
It sums up MGSV's plot so well.

>> No.15022631
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15022631

Pet this doggy.

>> No.15022632

>>15022631
Why?

>> No.15022634
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15022634

>>15022631
Okay.

>> No.15022637

>>15022631
Fine, I will.

>> No.15022638

>>15022631
Sure.
I may even give her some head pats along the way.

>> No.15022639

>>15022487
>motherbase develops nvidia.gif

>>15022631
I'm not touching your growler.

>> No.15022643

>>15022631
Don't tell me what to do.

>> No.15022649
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15022649

>>15022631
Sure

>> No.15022656

I wanna nuzzle my cheek to my wurm waifu's cheek.

>> No.15022657

>>15022631
Gonna pet the awoo!

>> No.15022658

>>15022617
What if I steal the soul gem from her phylactery and lick/kiss it every so often to make her all weak in the knees?

>> No.15022664

>>15022658
You'd need to break the phylactery for that to even work, which would make you a shit husband to begin with.

>> No.15022666

why don't monsters just ask a guy out instead of rape

>> No.15022668

>>15022664
We've never seen a lich's phylactery anyway, so not necessarily.
Hell, an actual phylactery is literally just a small box anyway.

>> No.15022672

>>15022666
Why don't you ask them?

>> No.15022674

>>15022666
Because then they would be turned down.

>> No.15022678

>>15022672
I would if I could.

>> No.15022680

>>15022672

Because they don't exist

>> No.15022685

>>15022674
False.

>> No.15022691

>>15022666
Imagine how bullied a rape monster would get if she asked a guy out, all her sisters would tease her

>> No.15022692

>>15022666
Some of them do.

>> No.15022693

>>15022666

rape is all they know

>> No.15022695

>>15022666
The beta ones do it

>> No.15022708
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15022708

OH GOD LOOK OUT, THIS IS LIKE FLYING SCORPIONS BUT WITH RAPE!

>> No.15022711

>>15022691
Her mom would sit her down and have a talk about her startling behavior

>> No.15022715

>>15022666
>proactive dating

>> No.15022719

>>15022708
>FLYING SCORPIONS BUT WITH RAPE!
>Girtablilus homing onto your dick with their mouths open
I'm ready for this.

>> No.15022721

>>15022708
There should be a third panel with the Ushi walking away like it was nothing.

>> No.15022723

>>15022680
they do exist

>> No.15022725
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15022725

>New anime out
>Lots of "demi-humans" but no MGs
>Fucking cait-sith pandering

Dropped.

>> No.15022731

>>15022725
what show is this?

>> No.15022732
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15022732

>All those arms
As if tail pussy wasn't tempting enough.

>> No.15022733

>>15022711
Succubus just wants to get a guy on her own merits and not rape all while her sisters push her to just take what she wants

>> No.15022737

>>15022732
Is it just one guy commisioning this multi-armed manticore?

>> No.15022739

>>15022725
Kuma Miko was a fun one to watch though, made me imagine a priest and a bear girl living together.

>> No.15022741

>>15022732
The titties look excellent, but the multiple arms make it look like a clusterfuck.

>> No.15022742

>>15022737
The one guy here who can write Manticore well, yes.

>> No.15022744
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15022744

>>15022732

>> No.15022746

>>15022739
Now THAT I'd watch.

>> No.15022748

>>15022742
Who?

>> No.15022749

>>15022742
Bob?

>> No.15022752

I want to force a chastity belt on a Succubus and spend a week teasing her and drugging her with aphrodisiacs then lock myself with her in a room and proceed to take off the belt.

God, this isn't rough sex anymore, it's outright violent sex.

and i like it.

>> No.15022754

>>15022742
RS is commissioning these? That's news to me.

Nigga should get art of the Reverse Gloryhole girls at some point.

>> No.15022756
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15022756

>>15022666
Some do.

>> No.15022757
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15022757

>>15022725
I remember the shitstorm when cait sith came out

>> No.15022759

>>15022752
You're going to end hospitalized.

>> No.15022761

>>15022732
Artist name?

>> No.15022766

>>15022731
show about a dude who dies and restarts time like in edge of tomorrow, the author is apparently sadistic towards the mc. no mgs at all tho

>> No.15022768

>>15022761
http://oxykoma-r18.tumblr.com/

>> No.15022773
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15022773

What is the best way to refuse a Sabbath's scout cookies?

>> No.15022774

>>15022759
I will be a goddamn hero.

>> No.15022775

>>15022732
the artist swore off multiarm fluff after he finished this, said it was too hard.

>> No.15022776

>>15022773
Tell her I'm calling my Oneesan

>> No.15022778

My dream is to be a shrine maiden and give my spirit energy to a deserving monstergirl. Which shrine is best shrine for regularly visiting? Which is hardest to work at or has the best perks?

>> No.15022781

>>15022773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4QkGR0q5Es

>> No.15022782

>>15022757
Holy shit was people actually this angry about the Siths?

>> No.15022783

>>15022773
Claim deadly allergies.

>> No.15022784
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This (like all threads) needs more dragon

>> No.15022785

>>15022778
I once had a dream I was Sanae

>> No.15022786

>>15022752
I hear you. I want to tease my waifu during her mating season and fill her with the need to breed.

>> No.15022789

>>15022773
Tell them I'm too busy dicking my daughteru.

>> No.15022791

>>15022768
Holy shit, I knew I recognized that style from somewhere.
>dat Seaport
>those cowgirls

>> No.15022793

>>15022778
Shrine maidens are for Shintofags only, enjoy your nuns.

>> No.15022794

I wonder if some people are allergic to specific monsters

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>>15022784
Dragons of all kinds are nice.

>> No.15022805

>>15022794
probably but allergies in that world would pretty much work like it does in Kafun Shoujo Chuuihou!

>> No.15022806

>>15022666
>Hellhounds, Amazonesses, Ushi-onis, and other dom monsters having to ask to take.

I was gonna make something of it, but then I stumbled over the plural for amazoness

>> No.15022808

>>15022775
>said it was too hard
I would be too if I had to stare at such perfection that long.
>>15022782
Cu-Sith release wasn't so bad because everyone had resigned themselves to the fact it'd happen eventually. Everyone just trolled each other over it.

>> No.15022810

I want to enhance a bunch of loli monster girls to be my champions!
I shall boost their strength and durability so that none may slay them!
They shall be the daughters who conquer the world for me!

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>> No.15022812

>>15022754
He really should, but yes it's RS. That goes double for >>15022748

>>15022749
>Bob
>Writing Manticores well
Neither Bob nor his little pet Pillhooks actually write Manticores that're interesting. One's a cuckold, the other's a 3DPD tier schizo and the other has a penchant for treating Manticores like they're black women

>> No.15022813

>>15022782
The post that spongebob picture is replying to is .less' picture with the barbed cat dick. I just went back and checked.

The threads were much more chill back then.

>> No.15022815

>>15022794
I could see the fluffies being allergenic for sure.

>> No.15022816

>>15022813
still an overreaction though

>> No.15022817

What if someone is allergic to a yeti and she tries to hug them

>> No.15022820

>>15022782
I wasn't angry about the girl, I was angry about .less (again)

>> No.15022824

>>15022732
Is that multi-arm manticore from some story?

>> No.15022825

>>15022502
I want to brutally dissect and mock terrible scientific theories with a Lich!

Aquatic apes are ludicrous!

>> No.15022827

>>15022824
It's from one RS is working on

>> No.15022828

>>15022816
Maybe, but it's goddamn hilarious.
If someone fumes that much about horrid furshit being posted in these threads, I will laugh my head off and agree with them at the same time.

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>>15022784
Dragons are busy attacking kingdoms and collecting treasures.

>> No.15022842

>>15022385
You have some thick scales there Dr. Purple.
Are you sure you aren't a rare Wurm?

>> No.15022852

I wanna adopt a monster girl and raise her to be the best she can be

>> No.15022855

>>15022833
I want to tell jokes to a Kuudere dragon and then enter into a comedian crisis for not being able to make her laugh.

>> No.15022863

>>15022833
I want to steal a piece of her treasure and only tell her where I hid if if she goes on a date with me

>> No.15022868

I wish I knew how to write my favorite MGs better but it's just not there

>> No.15022875

>>15022868
I wish I knew how to draw

>> No.15022876

>>15022852
Will you put your dick in her?

>> No.15022880

>>15022876
Why would I do that to a daughteru

>> No.15022882

>>15022880
Because it's the ultimate form of love between parent and child!

>> No.15022885

>>15022875
You pick up a pencil, get some paper, and don't stop making lines on it.

>> No.15022888

>>15022732
Jesus, look at that sloppy, distended tailpussy. Talk about meat curtains. What a fucking slut.

>> No.15022890

>>15022868


My favorite MG was why I picked up writing a little but i'm not super confident about it.

>> No.15022892

>>15022885
I tried time ago, I wasn't made for it.

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>>15022732
Here's another version with her full body. I like this one better.

>> No.15022897

>>15022885

And then when you finish you regret ever doing so in the first place.

>> No.15022900

>>15022812
RS is certainly good at writing but his manticores are horrible, bitchy 3d-tier cunts. That might be profile-accurate, depending on your interpretation, but I wouldn't call it good.

>> No.15022903

>>15022892
No one is made for it. You build yourself up for it, and certain people will take to it more quickly or more slowly.

>> No.15022906

>>15022892
Draw your waifu in MSpaint. Even if it goes horribly wrong, you can just blame it on paint.

>> No.15022907

>>15022894
Honestly, 6 is too many. Just take 1 pair away and it's perfect.

>> No.15022909

I wanna lead a monstergirl scout troop

>> No.15022917

>>15022900
The main Manticore from Reverse Gloryhole was actually pretty lovey-dovey.

>> No.15022919

>>15022894
Yeah, that one is better.
I don't really 'get' multi-arms though. Unless it's tentacles or something.

>> No.15022920

>>15022773
Have a family member in the Sabbath.

They won't go round to member houses, that'd be a waste of time!

>> No.15022923

>>15022903
You don't understand, I just don't and will never have the skill necessary. That's how bad I am.

>> No.15022925

>>15022917
I didn't read that one, maybe I should check it out.

>> No.15022927

>>15022900
I'd still take any of RS's Manticores over any of Bob and Bollocks' shit.

>> No.15022930

>there is actual legit Texas GOP politician who posts anime girls and monster girls on his twitter
MONSTER GIRLS IN POLITICS SOON
2017
0
1
7

https://twitter.com/RobMorroLiberty/status/715784958594453504

>> No.15022932

>>15022923
If you say so and think that, then okay.

>> No.15022941

>>15022930
I am not sure whether to laugh at this autism or not.

>> No.15022948

>>15022930
> 25 seconds ago Austin, TX

> The moment U find out your anime chick has a hidden dick.

>> No.15022949

>>15022927
Well yeah, but that's not saying much.

>> No.15022958

>>15022907
I hear you, 4's great. I just prefer 6.

>> No.15022959

>>15022941
Laugh.

It feels good to laugh every now and then. Helps to relieve some tension.

>> No.15022962

>>15022949
It's saying enough, tbqh. I personally hate that Manticores often times get neutered into silly shit or end up as 3DPD cunts when they're just basically teases.

>> No.15022963

>>15022930
I think you're stretching the meaning of legit there. anon

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>>15022965
Wolf girls are love

>> No.15022968

>>15022900
I'm still upset MC from his first story didn't dump that bitchy manticore and hook up with best girl lizard-cake instead.

>> No.15022970

>>15022965
>I lost my pants. Can I get into yours?

>> No.15022971

>>15022930
I've heard about this guy before. I'm pretty certain he's just trying to be as outrageous as possible to garner attention. The guy's a nutter, nothing more.

>> No.15022976

>>15022965
Oh dear, she looks dazed.

>> No.15022980

>>15022930
>You mean "Waifu The Fuck Up?"
>Wiggle Piggle me Booby Likey lots of Jiggle!!
This fucker. It's just so strange seeing a middle aged man posting these sorts of things.

>> No.15023000

>>15022965
Lovely. Her hair, expression, and soft shading on her curvy body are all sublime.
That wolfu is made for stripping down and sexually stroking on the couch under a blanket.

>> No.15023005

I want to teach woods in a monster girl school, seems like an easy job

>> No.15023007

>>15022963
He's the chair of the Travis county GOP in Texas.

>> No.15023008

>>15022959
Doesn't help when you get tense again right after that.

>> No.15023014

>>15023007
God bless America.

>> No.15023025

>>15023005
they might just want your wood

>> No.15023026

>>15022967
That's a hot, sweaty wolfgirl.

I want to lick and sniff her.

>> No.15023028

>>15023005
>I want to teach woods
What.

>> No.15023031

>>15023028
I imagine he means woodshop, what Americans call the class in school where you do woodwork.

>> No.15023032

>>15023028
wood shop/wood working
>>15023025
But that involves cutting

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So how useful is this?

>> No.15023041

>>15023034
About as useful as any "How to Write Good: For Dummies" guide on writing.

>> No.15023057

>>15022666
Because monstergirls are written for a Japanese audience, and dating in Japan is much more stressful and complex than the casual thing it is in America or Europe. So monstergirls want to have sex immediately and almost all of them have some kind of "they are also the perfect wife and will love their husband with all their heart" line in their encyclopedia entry.

>> No.15023070

Are werekitten orphans left at orphanages in boxes saying 'Free to good home'?

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>>15023057
>dating in Japan is much more stressful and complex than the casual thing it is in America or Europe
>the casual thing it is in America or Europe

>> No.15023078

>>15023070
No, they're left how you'd leave any child at an orphanage.

>> No.15023082

>>15023057
>dating in Japan is much more stressful and complex than the casual thing it is in America or Europe

Explanation is required.

>> No.15023085

>>15023072
It's casual for the girl, not for us.

>> No.15023087

>>15023072
That girl scares me

>> No.15023088

>>15023026
http://chirb.it/911vg1

>> No.15023090

>>15023078
I imagine orphanages in the Monster Girl universe would...well they'd be empty.

>> No.15023093

>>15023087
Because you're a pussy.

>> No.15023095

>>15023093
No the whole blade to the neck thing

>> No.15023100

>>15023088
>Light Impreg
Wut?

>> No.15023107

>>15023100
probably light focus on it so not a major part of the audio

>> No.15023112

>>15023107
I guess that makes sense.

>> No.15023118

>>15022833
I wanna slap that proud and indifferent Dragon's titties

>> No.15023120

>>15023072
RELATIVELY casual! Only relatively! It's so bad in Japan that birth rates and declining and NEETs are a national health issue! Please don't murder me!

>>15023085
Basically this. It's casual for really extroverted people who get drunk as fuck and spend days in clubs, for rich people, for girls who are attractive, for college kids in party towns, etc.

Ignore the first five paragraphs.

http://www.japantimes.co.jp/life/2015/05/04/language/dating-japan-never-used-difficult-creepy/#.VwG0fvkrJaQ

>> No.15023129

Dire Orc based on the Demon Realm Boar who yells at your like a true WAAAAAGH boss and goes from strongfat to soft when you dick her!

>> No.15023132

>>15023120
>It's casual for really extroverted people who get drunk as fuck and spend days in clubs, for rich people, for girls who are attractive, for college kids in party towns, etc.
So in other words, Chad?

>> No.15023135

>>15023132
Chads and Stacies, yes.
But let's not get too deep on it, we've got an entire other board for this talk.

>> No.15023140 [DELETED] 

>>15023088
>http://chirb.it/911vg1
Unexpected to see that posted here o.o

>>15023100
To clarify.. if something is "Light" it means brief mention, said once ;) Some people aren't into that, so it's a courtesy to mention it occurs, even if it's one line. At least I think it is. I'd hate to kill someones boner for not being tag happy.

>> No.15023142

>>15023129
Would she talk like this? (Skip to 5:02 if the paste doesn't work)

https://youtu.be/azOvRwrqz2M?t=302

>> No.15023146

What shitposts on /hbg/ are most likely to bait your waifu into an hours long meme and petty insult filled reply chain that ultimately causes a mass deletion?

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>>15023140
>o.o

>> No.15023158

>>15023146
Calloused Hands

>> No.15023159

>>15023142
Yeah, pretty much. Lots of "Git" and "Ya fukken' " and other assorted Cockney memes

>> No.15023160

>>15023120
>It's so bad in Japan that birth rates and declining and NEETs are a national health issue!
its more of an economic issue actually
its not financially viable for many people to have kids so they dont

>> No.15023164 [DELETED] 

>>15023149
Sorry. I'll be more composed in this thread. Lest I receive Dad Glare.

>> No.15023166

>>15023146
[your name here] a shit

>> No.15023167

>>15023146
>He's not dense!

>> No.15023168

>>15023072
That's what happens when you see them in the onsen or cum inside and don't say you'll take responsibility.

>> No.15023171

>>15023146
>bears a shit
or
>don't V the sonnu
or
>otoutos are shit, onii-chans are better

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>> No.15023175

>>15023146
Dom humans are best

>> No.15023176

>>15023146
Smug a shit

>> No.15023177

>>15023140
>emoticons
Lurk more or go back to facebook, retard.

>> No.15023178

>>15023166
Druella a shit and a whore and she smells like she actually HATES her musk! What a SHITTY ANGEL WANNABE

>> No.15023181

>>15023088
I wish I could listen to English-voiced ASMR without cringing at it, but it just sounds like this girl has a cold.

>> No.15023182

>>15023172
That fox girl is getting petted and her tail groomed.

>> No.15023191

>>15023088
This was nice, I liked it.

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I just want to take a girl to a comfy hole-in-the-wall restaurant after school for an early dinner, while we chat the whole time.

>> No.15023197

>>15023172
>Big fluffy ears
>Lovely fluffy tail
>Curvy shortstack
>Latex
>That fucking skindentation
>Those tits
>Those hips
>Those thighs

I want to wear her on my dick like an onahole and fuck her into the mattress like a wolf in heat.

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>> No.15023205

>>15022930
/pol/ talks about him every now and then. the man loves tiddies, doesn't care if they're 2D or 3D.

>> No.15023206

>>15023198
>That belly button
Too fucking lewd.

>> No.15023211

>>15023198
What is she and why does she have flowers for hands?

>> No.15023213

>>15023194
what caused the hole in the wall
was it an overexcited wyrm?

>> No.15023218

>>15023213
yes, but that's not why it's a hole-in-the-wall. It's a hole-in-the-wall with a separate wurm caused hole in the wall.

>> No.15023229

>>15023146
>Human boys don't actually love you, they just want to use you as rape deterrent.
>Human boys can't actually produce spirit energy on Earth.

>> No.15023233

I want to ask my elf friend to pretend to be my girlfriend so I have rape deterrent

>> No.15023237

>>15023229
>Accidentally read rape deterrent as rape detergent
Well that was an odd couple seconds

>> No.15023244

>>15023237
It rapes the stain right off your shirt

>> No.15023245

>>15023229
>>Human boys can't actually produce spirit energy on Earth.
Lies! They would totaly produce spirit energy, why else would they have semen?

>> No.15023250

>>15023245
for children you dumb ass wurm

>> No.15023252

>>15023194
>Meeting up with that Oni in her dad's restaurant
>She moonlights after class as a waitress wearing the tiger stripe bikinis
>Serving traditional Oni dishes
>Her father keeps his kanobo polished because he still remembers the time that you 'accidentally' put soy beans in his manju
>Her mother Momo is the only thing that ever keeps his red skinned ass from wrecking you
>Whereas your classmate hates the fact her dad doesn't just use a human disguise and gets with the times
Say what you will about monsterboys, but Oni fathers would make sure you have a shotgun wedding.

>> No.15023258

>>15023250
But don't stork girls come with the children when they have sex?
And how did you know I was a wurm?

>> No.15023259

>>15023245
dogs and faceless old men

>> No.15023261

>>15023252
You aren't in the EMG threads faggot.

>> No.15023262

>>15023088
I don't know about the audio, but the idea of wolfgirls using their pheromone-saturated musk to purposefully arouse a man is the hottest fucking thing to me.

>> No.15023264

>>15023237
>rape detergent

>natural liquid soap designed to gently remove bodily fluids and stay hairs while soothing minor abrasions and bruises
>strong, refreshing scent to clear your head of the aftereffects of various aphrodisiacs and venoms
>prevents infection and speeds healing of bites and small punctures

I bet they hand it out for free at men's shelters

>> No.15023272

>>15023252
Why an oni dad? An oni mother would make you do exactly the same thing.

>> No.15023275

I wanna give a kobold one of those hard candies that fuzz up in the mouth to make her look rabid

>> No.15023278

>>15023275
Warheads?

>> No.15023281

>>15023264
What kind of monstergirls do you think would work at men's shelters?

What kind would work for social services to combat abuse and trafficking of underage human boys?

>> No.15023282

>>15023278
no zotz

>> No.15023287

>>15023278
Warheads are just shit.

>> No.15023292

>>15023281
Elves and Titanias

>> No.15023296

>>15023281
>implying they would combat it

>> No.15023299

>>15023272
Bored mostly. Trying to find a new avenue in order to actually get back into writing.

>> No.15023301

>>15023281
Therapist MGs would probably be Yetis. Showing battered men that some monstergirls can actually be trusted with warm hugs and affection. Cute sleepy weresheep would be there too.

Somewhere there is a husbando being buried in fluff, while his Lich waifu stands behind a glass wall with a clipboard and asks him how comfy he's feeling on a scale of 1 to 10.

>> No.15023302

>>15023296
But anon, those shotas are being abused and unloved! It's a crime!
More importantly, what kinds of monstergirls would purchase underaged sex slaves?

>> No.15023306

>>15023302
Tanuki crime boss so she can snort coke off one's dick

>> No.15023307

>>15023272
Because Bollocks is a faggot.

>> No.15023314

I want to relax and non-lewdly cuddle a cute, thick Titania who has no ideas about the evils of the world, on a big comfy couch!

>> No.15023318

>>15023314
I want to relax and non-lewdly cuddle a cute, thick Tanuki who has firsthand knowledge about the evils of the world, on a big comfy couch!

>> No.15023322

>>15023281
>What kind of monstergirls do you think would work at men's shelters?
A small army of Therapy Kobolds led, trained and funded by that one millionaire Tanuki that dedicated her life to charity after that one time one of her former business rivals masterminded the brutal gangrape and maiming of her beloved nephew.

>What kind would work for social services to combat abuse and trafficking of underage human boys?
A wild-eyed Lizardman on the edge and an Ogre that's getting too old for this shit.

>> No.15023324

>>15023301
I wonder how divorce courts and domestic abuse courts even work in MGC.

>> No.15023330

>>15023307
Somebody's mad for no reason

>> No.15023332

>>15023307
What? What does that have to do with anything?

>> No.15023350

>>15023314
I want to rest my head in the lap of an ELF Wight and listen to the song of her people on a lounging couch!

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>>15023350
There are a lot of monstergirls I want to see drawn as a Wight.

>> No.15023364

>>15023324
>If a man truly loves another girl, it all works out in the end somehow
>If you beat your husband a better girl will throw you out of a skyscraper

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>> No.15023373

>>15023365
>feet
>no primary focus on the ass
Humbug.

>> No.15023376

>>15023362
what about monoeye

>> No.15023379

>>15023362
What about a Werewolf-Wight hybrid who's rumored to bring about the Fimbulvetr but only wants lots of cuddles and hugs!

>> No.15023386

>>15023362
How about a Lich-Wight?

>> No.15023387

>>15023332
The anally anguished Anon is just lashing out at the local bogeyman because the winds of the thread flustered their fanny and tickled their tish.

t. That really prodded my prostate

>> No.15023389

>>15023379
A wight-wolf? I like it.

She could look like a stunning silver wolfgirl, but the spectral aura around her could take the shape of an actual massive wolf.

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>>15023389
Summoning big ghostly wolf heads for combat like that one glyph from OoE?

>> No.15023398

>>15023386
>Undead archmage who will tear apart the mountains for your love and personally bop the demon lord in the face until she fixes the girls you don't like
>Teases you relentlessly, records the most effective methods of teasing, and incorporates all your fetishes
Kuudere and gentle Himedere combine into elegant and calm researcher who loves you so much her heart would explode if she still used it. Empress material.

>> No.15023412

>>15023397
Yes, except the giant wolf head's movements are perfectly tied to the movements of her own head.

>> No.15023413

>>15023389
I was almost thinking of Skadi and Kaldr from Norse mythos FUCKING BORING and an assfaggots game.

Basically a pure white Werewolf with steely blue eyes who can manifest her ghostly aura as the form of a massive wolf like you said and make it somewhat corporeal so she can deter fartknockers from attacking her.

Remembers the days of old before the current Demon Lord and when she, much like Holo, was worshipped as a God. Until the great equalizer happened and she resigned herself to her deathless existence.

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>Marry echidna
>All she pops out are cait siths, cu siths, ropers, parasite slimes, jinn-of-the-jars, pot devils, and keseran peserans

>> No.15023415

Is it really all about sex with MGs? Can't I just cuddle with a red oni in front of a fire on a cold day?

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>>15023397

>> No.15023423

>>15023398
I made that suggestion as a joke.

I know want it for real on all the levels.

>> No.15023429

>>15023419
Daburoku's emulation of Kojima's style is alright.

>> No.15023431

>>15023415
Can't I just cuddle with a red oni in front of a fire on a cold day?
only post coitus

>> No.15023432

>>15023414
>You are such a deeply shitty person you can only produce shit offspring
No, wait, the first-born is always another Echidna. At least you'd have 1 decent daughter.

>> No.15023435

>Want to marry an Echidna because they are top tier
>Don't want any kids
>Really firmly don't want any kids
Why

>> No.15023437

>>15023414
>jinn-of-the-jars
>pot devils

I'd love to see that birth

>> No.15023438

>>15023397
That's by the same guy that draws le sexy orc

>> No.15023440

>>15023414
>>All she pops out are cait siths, cu siths, ropers, parasite slimes, jinn-of-the-jars, pot devils, and keseran peserans

Uh, aren't the jinn and pot devil the same monstergirls? Also, kesaran pasarans are nice. You can just think of them as happiness-spreading fairies who can be blown away by a literal stray breeze.

>> No.15023445

>>15023435
It's your punishment for being defective

>> No.15023446

>>15023435
>not wanting at least the firstborn echidna daughter.

What is wrong with ye anon?

>> No.15023447

>>15023432
His genetics are so poor that the Echidna's egg retreated to the back of the ovaries and started sending out the shit eggs so his offsping could never breed.

>> No.15023450

>>15023435
I know that pain too, I love Echidna but don't want to have kids either, and this goes for all monster girls as well as Echidna. What does one do when they want to date a monster girl but doesn't want to have kids, what do I do?

>> No.15023451

>>15023446
I would be the shittiest awful parent of all time. I just like lamia subspecies.

>> No.15023454

>>15023447
Brutal

>captcha - select all recreational vehicles
>click the tank
>it accepts it
fear

>> No.15023455

>>15023120
>"Twenty years ago it was easy: You put on makeup, you went to one of the kurabu (クラブ, clubs), you wound up in the morning with a stranger in your bed. Rinse and repeat. Now, says Izumi, one-night stands are a criminal waste of time and precious estrogen supplies. Dating should always begin with an elaborately polite process that includes exchanging meishi (名刺, business cards) and a full stating of the man’s intentions."
So they realized being a slut was a bad thing. Well, good on them.

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15023456

>>15023414
Djinn of the Jar and Pot Devil are the same thing, senpai. But this image basically sums up my reaction nonetheless.

>> No.15023457

>>15023450
Go to Pandemonium and fuck without risk for a timeless eternity.

>> No.15023459

>>15023450
Mamonomana fixes it

>> No.15023465

>>15023455
It explains why the draw of monstergirls is "rape" though. Japanese men don't want to go through the trouble of exchanging business cards and going through a somehow even more awkward dating process than we do. They want a girl who caters to their fetishes to jump them and immediately love them forever.

>> No.15023466 [DELETED] 

Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that tripfags and waifufags are cancer?

>> No.15023468

>>15023459
In what way and I don't need my mind altered, I just don't care to have kids and it won't make me desire to be a parent for I'm just not the baby crazy type you see on this thread time to time. Are their any cute infertile monster girls I can date and possibly form a good relationship with?

>> No.15023472 [DELETED] 

>>15023466
Fuck off back to /v/.

>> No.15023474 [DELETED] 

>>15023466
This thread virtually has no tripfags, and at least Gazerfag brings us new OC even if it's not to your taste.

>> No.15023475 [DELETED] 

>>15023466
>>15023472

>> No.15023477

>>15023465
Most guys would be happy with anything that loves them and treats them well and isn't completely hideous. All the extra effort you have to go through with any kind of courtship seems like a huge waste of time and energy when you are aware of that. Monstergirls let you skip all that shit.

>> No.15023480 [DELETED] 

>>15023466
Dunno but whinyfags like you are certainly cancer
Do we even have tripfags?

>> No.15023483 [DELETED] 

>>15023474
Tripfags wh don't use trips but still have an identity is still tripfagging, they just don't use a trip.

>>15023474
Gazerfag is one of the worst waifufags, just ask >>>/a/139565699. The miiafag, wockfag, and other waifuags that post here are cancer too.

>>15023480
I only tell the truth waifufag. or tripfag, whichever you are.

>> No.15023484 [DELETED] 

>>15023472
/v/?
do they even like monmusus?

>> No.15023485
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Why are you replying to him.

>> No.15023486

Which monster has the worst taste in games

>> No.15023488

>>15023194
>tfw no tall tomboy oni gf
Tomboys are the best, objectively speaking.

>> No.15023494

>>15023485
*Posted the waifufag*

>> No.15023496

>>15023486
Chesire cats

>> No.15023500

>>15023450
Go for something like a golem or living armor. They are made, not born so pregnancy isn't a problem, and sex would be more about pleasure and feeding them then mating. I would say that some undead work this way too, but I'm not sure which; I assume the spirits are safe though.

>> No.15023502

>>15023488
literally this
tfw will never embarrass tomboy oni childhood friend by being overly familiar or by sleeping over at her house where her alcoholic mother will get me drunk in a ploy for grandchildren, only to throw up and have a really bad time, waking up in her bed and eating a hearty breakfast made by oni fiend

>> No.15023503

>>15023485
He must be the shitter who causes the drama on the /a/ deawthreads if he's linking back there.

>> No.15023504

>>15023465
That's just men in general. The pull of monstergirls is bot the rape and the love. For western chads who pull bitches out of a pile on a weekly basis, their draw would be the love aspect afterwards, because you won't find that level of devotion from an easy club slut. For the Japanese men I think you're more or less right. With the practicality Japanese women face the dating scene, and the great lengths they go to ensure their marriage is as faithful as possible on the guy's side and one would assume they would reciprocate, the devotion isn't the draw of MGs but the ease of access.

>> No.15023505

>>15023488
Even a Tomboy Tanuki?

>> No.15023507

>>15023468
Sure. Or just go with something that doesn't really reproduce, like this guy said >>15023457

Honestly though, not wanting to ever reproduce is basically the definition of broken, even if you like it that way, and mamonobama is supposed to correct stuff like that. That's one of the reasons KC's one-size-fits-all universe isn't for everyone. I headcanon mamonomana away myself, though for different reasons.

>> No.15023510

>>15023450
After a few years of mind-blowing sex, married life, and mamono mana you will. Remember that mamono mana changes both members of a pairing to accommodate each other's fetishes. Even if it takes a decade or two your wife will change your mind.

>> No.15023513 [DELETED] 

>>15023466
Go away

>> No.15023517 [DELETED] 

Alright people, it's kunckles again bringing you another one from my wacky world. Somethings must be said before you read on though.

Even this is a part 2/continuation from the cyclops story from my previous one, I would like to consider this one the full story minus the Conclusion part that I will add later because I wanted to finish this story and move on. I put off a few other stories just to fiinsh this lengthy piece of meat. This story is different than what I usually make and I did have a hard time writing this one, sorry the length. I'll add the conclusion story later, I just need a break from this shit. Do keep in mind that this is the full story becasue I included the part along with this story, so ingore my first one and read this one instead. Also for those who couldn't tell whos perspective the story taking place from, I put time stamps for yea. I got you covered.

Next story will be comdey I Swear (I will be famous on this site mark my words muhahaha!)

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“Long stool… check.” “Tree…. Check.” “Rope… check.” “In the forest with nobody around check.” I said to myself

(……sigh……) (I’m ready. I’m done; I really have nothing else to live for. This world is too harsh; I’m ready to end it all……..this sucks………..but at least…………… I’ll be free.)

I set the stool in place and ready the rope in a noose to hang myself. As I stand there I stare at the rope I take a moment of silence for myself and reflect on what has happen…………………………

(Oh wait……..…I forgot………..)

looks in the direction of the reader**

You probably want an explanation as for why I’m going to hang myself right now………**sigh**

Well I at least owe you that much………It happen yesterday……

FLASH BACK

After I got done showering and checking myself out in the mirror for any issues with my face, I quickly got dressed up nicely because today was a special day for me. I was finally able to get the courage to ask this chick I’ve been liking for a while now to finally go on a date with me; it took while, but it was well worth the wait. Her name is Aria and she works at a local floral shop across town from where I work; I met her when I needed some flowers for my cousin’s funeral. It was love at first sight and I thought she was a very beautiful human girl with a sweet personality. And ever since then I’ve wanted to ask her out, but didn’t have the courage to ask her out because I always got nervous when I was around her. Only up until recently did I decide to make a move because I didn’t want to regret not asking her out and letting someone else scoop her up. Plus hot girls never stay on the market for too long.

>> No.15023523 [DELETED] 

>>15023517
After getting ready I quickly rushed out of my small house and remembered that I needed to stop at my work to check my new shift schedule for next week. I live in a small town called Warjillis in the Zipangu region near the coast; it may not be as grandiose compared to other towns, but at least I don’t have to travel that far to work. Plus this town is accepting of monsters unlike other towns out there.

When I arrived at my job I saw that Poppy, the Kobold, working the register today looking adorable as ever in her work/maid attire. I waved at her saying hello before I headed in the back and in her response she waved back to me with a friendly smile. Continuing on into the kitchen only see Lola and Moona prepping dough for an order, they both wave at me and continue their work (they’re both nice people………..when they want to be……...awe screw it…… they’re both two faced bitches that brown nose). I walk in the manager’s office to see that the shift manager Leona, the Jinko, is on today’s shift.

(Shit…….she’s here…..…..ehh.……maybe she’ll just go away if I ignore her.) I think to myself

She notices me…..

She gives me the most stomach turning stare and says to me in a monotone voice “Did you forget something?” and stares directly at me.

(Dammit! I can’t avoid this one.) I thought to myself

I got a little scared because she was giving off the impression of not being pleased with my presence.

“I…… just came to check my schedule for next week.” I said nervously to her

She points towards the board on the wall

“Over there on the wall.” She said while being emotionless

“Thanks…” I said

“……” her reaction to me while staring me down

(Well……..that….was..a different response….maybe she’s actually in a good mood for once.) I thought

Looking at the schedule posted on the wall I then heard the sound of the door being shut and within a few moments later felt a paw……. stroking my butt. I turned my head slightly, it was Leona feeling me up and sniffing me from behind as I was looking at my schedule.

“ACK!? Uh……uh….……ca…ca…n…I help you?” I said nervously as she roughly messages my junk and nibbles my ear.

(This wouldn’t be the first time something like this has happened to me; when I first started she wasn’t as aggressive towards me as she is now, but more so she didn’t like me in the initial beginning because she thought I might ruin the business by being the only single human male in the shop. But soon quickly realized that this was as an opportunity to find herself a husband and toy. So she made it a rule for all employees and customers to not get flirty or make passes at me while I’m at work (at least on her shift). She always gets annoyed, loses temper, or jealous whenever I’m near or around other women for too long. She always makes passes at me or sexuality harasses me in private so that she can tame me for when it’s mating season; she does this every time she sees that we’re alone in the same room and feels like I need to be punished for being a naughty boy. I’m too scared to tell her to stop…….I don’t want to get clawed to death.)

(She has freakish strength and killer abs that could cut steel. She tells me all the time that I am her property and that no one else will have possession of me, but her………………. I just want is a nice normal human girlfriend…………help!)

>> No.15023524

>>15023505
>Tomboy Tanuki
>Making money is all but an afterthought for her, though she's still wealthy enough to influence politics
>She uses that influence to get zoning laws changed so sports teams can move to her city
>Her real passion is in collecting
>Specifically, collecting your worn underwear, which along with your t shirts are the only things she wears at home

>> No.15023526 [DELETED] 

>>15023517
>>15023523
Is this copypasted from some other shithole?

>> No.15023529

>>15023500
I do like lining armor a lot and golems have great potential to be cute, so I'd say both are strong options. Plus, in my eyes, I see living armor as being very romantic and caring more for a strong relationship built on trust and true love, forming a bond of incredible strength.

>> No.15023530

>>15023524
Ok how about a tomboy kiki

>> No.15023532 [DELETED] 

>>15023523
After she gets done nibbling on my ear she then beings to sniff me for a bit then nuzzle her face on mine and tells me

“You seem well dressed for up for your day off……… going somewhere?” She says in monotone annoyed voice

(Fuck!) I thought to myself

“Um… why… thank you.” I respond back with nervously

“That wasn’t a complement.” She says to me flatly

“Oh…..um…well about this…” I said to her nervously

“You wouldn’t happen to be going on a date would you?” she says in her expressionless tone with her claw on my junk ready to rip it off if I shoot out the wrong answer.

(Crap………………she’s on to me.) I thought to myself

At that moment…….. I wanted to die.

“Uh…..” I responded with nervously

Help! I need an adult!**

She stares at me harder

“It’s….. not what…. you… think.” I said

“Hooo, well please do explain, I’m just DYING to know.” She says to me in an unpleased tone

(Shit! ……..what do I tell her?) I think to myself

“……” my response

“Well I would certainly hope that you’re not going on date today when you were supposed previously go on a date with me in exchange for me not raping you on the spot when I first laid eyes on you, but then you suddenly had the nerve to show me up on the date and had the nerve to tell some lame ass excuse on why you couldn’t show up.” she says to me in a pissed off tone

(Um………..that wasn’t my fault) I think ot myself

“Um….first of all we are not lovers of any sort, second you planned a date on the one day I had scheduled off in advance, and third didn’t you make that rule where I’m not supposed to have relations with anyone while being here.” I said to back to her

“SHUT UP….did I ask you for your opinion!” She roars back at me

I got silent for a moment and in that moment Leona says to me

“You seem to have a little more spine in you than usual, I’m not sure if I like your cold attitude towards me……. and after all I’ve done for you to keep you safe and to protect you from the clutches other monsters.” She says to me

(???? You have done no such thing, more like I became your personal tool for sexual frustration.) I thought to myself

“Yes…you having a physical relation with anyone in the store is prohibited…., BUT when it’s me that rule become null and void….and do you know why?” she says to me

“Uhhhh no.” I stupidly respond with

“Why the answer very simple…..…it’s because I OWN YOU AND YOUR DICK, DO UNDERSTAND!” she roars at me intensely

“Yes!” I say out loud very sacredly

“I CANT HEAR YOU!” she yells out with the her claws on my dick

“YES…YES MA’AM, YOU OWN ME AND MY DICK, I AM FOREVR YOURS!” I yell out in fear ready to poop ma pants.

She grasps my chin with her paw and turns my face towards her face and tells me

“Good, as long as you understand.” She says to me

“I’ll let you off the hook this time and since I’m feeling generous I’ll give you service.” She adds

“Huh?” I blurted out

She then takes her paw and slips it into my pants, physically touching my junk, and begins giving me a pleasurable massage. I gasp and then lean against the wall in pleasure for a moment unable to escape her grasp on me.

>> No.15023534

>>15023510
Screw that, I like my mind the way it is and free will is the way for me. Also what if I have a fetishist for wanting a relationship with an infertile girl?

>> No.15023535

>>15023524
She could have just asked.

>> No.15023539

>>15023510
That's about as close to mind stuff as I can comfortably get. A gentle push towards something I'd probably want anyway. Let's face it, after all the reasons you gave on top of unconditional love, it would be hard to even think about not eventually having a child.

>> No.15023545 [DELETED] 

>>15023532
The fuck
Just pastebin it, nigger

>> No.15023551

>>15023545
Just report it. It's obvious intentional shitposting.

Most likely he's copy and pasting some low-quality text dump from the MGE Wiki.

>> No.15023553 [DELETED] 

>>15023526
What was your first clue?

>> No.15023554

>/a/ drawthread saltfag
>shitposter copypasting garbage from the wiki
Just report and ignore.

>> No.15023556

>>15023539
You do know you can unconditionally love your wife and not have kids right. Plus we're both content to just love each other and do things together, like being cute and romantic.

>> No.15023560

>>15023530
>Still just as obsessed with cleaning, but makes a huge mess all the time
>Watches hockey and spends the entire time chugging beer in her underwear
>Gets really drunkenly autistic about cleaning up the empty chip bags and beer cans after the game is over
>Always falls asleep on the couch with some cans still sitting around
>Her normal maid outfit is spats and a tank top patterned to look like a regular maid getup

>> No.15023563

>>15023556
If the price of having the perfect waifu is being "forced" to have a kid and continue the cycle, I'd do it in a heartbeat. A decade or two to enjoy ourselves isn't out of the question.

>> No.15023564

>>15023510
Brb marrying a Lich.

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>>15023564
Here you go buddy.

>> No.15023571

>>15023563
True, still I'd prefer not to be forced to have a kid, I'd want it to be a decision we both agree on. Tough I could just date a worker honeybee girl and be okay there as I like honeybee girls a lot.

>> No.15023573

>>15023556
Not him but not really. Not wanting children, something that is better than you and your wife but made of you both, a legacy that will live on past you, means something is broken. Especially with fawning over Echidnas whose greatest joy is to be a mother.

Not like you can't raise a few kids and then travel the world like lots of retired people do. See the grandkids every once in awhile.

>> No.15023576

>>15023554
They were probably mad over the fact that Gazer got drawn instead of their waifu or something.

>> No.15023577
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>>15023571
Bees are pretty sweet.

>> No.15023582

>>15023577
Indeed, for they produce sweet delicious honey just for you and are so soft to the touch. I just wish to cuddle a honeybee girl and feel all cozy as she ask me shyly if I'd like to try some of her freshly made honey.

>> No.15023583

Titania onee-san was hugging me so tight last night! She nestled her smooth legs against my chest and her big boobies were pressing against me too! Her hair was so soft and the sensation of her calm, steady, and warm breath against my face was almost too much! ut smelled nice too.

>> No.15023585

>>15023573
truthfully as long as both me and my Echidna wife naturally come to the decision to have kids I'll b content with it that all I ask for.

>> No.15023593

>>15023486
Alps

>> No.15023604

>>15023585
There's no decision to have kids with a monster. There's only the decision WHEN to have kids. Normally it's so hard for most of them to get pregnant, they don't even care about that.

>You're sitting here all worried about some kid decision and odds are you'll fuck her bareback for ten years before you even get your first bundle of joy

>> No.15023605

>>15023577
das cute
Would be breeding drone for and spawn a legion of flying hellbeasts with to conquer monstergirl Spain

>> No.15023610

>>15023604
Let the man have his headcanon, anon

>> No.15023617

>>15023604
Oh yeah, I always forget that with monster girls it's really hard for them to get pregnant, I guess I forget because it's not brought up often. With that in mind I will no longer worry about kids and just enjoy my time with my Echidna wife and just see what eventually happens, in the meant time tons sessions of cuddling will be had.

>> No.15023637

>>15023617
This is the proper attitude

>> No.15023650

>>15023637
Yeah I realized worrying will get me no where and plus passion filled cuddle sessions with my Echidna wife help to remind me that it's the quiet intimate parts of a relationship we enjoy the most.

>> No.15023656

A kikimora who spends all night playing TF2 and is always really tired, performs her job adequately, and just wants you to love her!

>> No.15023665

>>15023656
If she really loved me she would do her job properly.

I hate that it's come to this but she needs to get her stuff together and be out by noon.

>> No.15023667

>>15023656
>TF2
>not RO2

>> No.15023672

>>15023656
If I was satisfied with the job just being done adequately I could get any other monster girl.

>> No.15023674

>>15023656
>does her job adequately
If I wanted adequate I'd have hired a human. I paid top dollar for a kiki because they're supposed to be the best. If her video game addiction is going to impair her ability to work, something's going to have to change. Now, I like her enough, so I'll give her a chance. Either get the gaming under control, or I serve her her walking papers.

>> No.15023684

I want to slay a malevolent god with the help of a hellhound.

>> No.15023687

>>15023684
Even if that god is an immortal loli?

>> No.15023697

>>15023687
"slay"

>> No.15023698

>>15023656
>wake up one night, go to the restroom
>on the way back notice that the maid's bedroom light is on
>see her dozing on her keyboard, a little bit of drool pooling between the keys
>carefully pick her up and put her to bed
>she is always worrying about you, she should really take better care of herself too
>curious about the game she is playing, you decide to take a look
>the MC is a kiki
>apparently is some kind of cleaning RPG, where you clean a house for the master
>fucking kikis man
>the master of the house looks suspiciously like you
>apparently you can customize him
>decide to take a crack at it
>it's extremely boring, the minigames are just as dour as the tasks they represent
>after polishing the bronzes five times(the game doesn't let you move on until you score an "exceptional" rating) you are about ready to call it a night, when you notice the master walking to your character
>"such a good maid deserves a reward"
>hear a shocked gasp from behind you, your maid woke up
>she begs you to quit the game but it is too late
>the game has turned into full blown porn
>full 1080p 60fps simulated intercourse between your maid and totally-not-you master
>turn around and grin
>"such a naughty maid deserves a punishment"

>> No.15023699

>>15023687
Depends how bad she's been. If her transgressions aren't so severe, me and the hellhound can just take turns spanking her.

>> No.15023708

>>15023698
Dock her pay?

>> No.15023710

>>15023698
These fucking kikis. They'd gush like a hosepipe if they ever got the chance to play Viscera Cleanup Detail.

>> No.15023714

>>15023656
I actually kinda miss tf2.

>> No.15023733

>>15023714
>miss
isn't it free to play?

>> No.15023738

>>15023733
Exactly.

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ANON LOOK OUT SHE'S RIGHT ABOVE YOU

>> No.15023742

>>15023714
TF2Classic exists, no hats, minimal loadout options, GRN and YLW teams, and /v/ memer servers if you can handle them

I played it a few months back, it may be dead and abandoned by now I don't know http://tf2classic.com/

>> No.15023746

>>15023741
Its too late i'v already accepted my fate!

>> No.15023748

>>15023714
None of my friends play it and its over saturated with weapons, I'm not a vanilla fag but there is just too much shit to worry about.

>> No.15023750

>>15023698
The perfect way to punish a Kiki is to tie her up and improperly clean while forcing her to watch.

>> No.15023751

>>15023714
I miss TF2 from back before the hats update.

>>15023656
>Kikimora
>Adequate
If anything needs to be cleaned up, it's her act. If I wanted adequate, I would've gotten a Roomba.

>> No.15023752

>>15023741
I'm curious, is Loen into thigh gaps?

>> No.15023753

>>15023741
I'm suddenly imagining 'Alien', but with a Jabberwock instead of a Xenomorph...

>> No.15023761

I want to teach a kiki to clean wrong and then let her interact with a bunch of profession Kikis

>> No.15023762

>>15023665
Do you not know what adequate means?

>> No.15023763

>>15023752
I think if it has the word "thigh" in it, Loen is going to cum at the mere mention of it anyway.

>> No.15023764

>>15023741
Where?

>> No.15023766

>>15023762
I do, that's why she's getting the boot. Nothing less than exceptional performance is acceptable.

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>>15023763
So it's safe to say that thighs, hips, and asses are Loens preferred bodyparts? Nice.

In all honesty though, he could benefit by giving his girls thigh gaps.

>> No.15023771

>>15023769
But I like big fat thick thighs

>> No.15023773

>>15023766
Kiki adequacy is still miles above anyone else, and she does it for FREE.

>> No.15023774

>>15023771
You can have thigh gaps and thick thighs.

>> No.15023802

>>15023752
What are the other drawfags into?

>> No.15023803

Does anybody have the imgur album of all the transparent monster girl profiles? Specifically the Holstaur one if you happen to have it by itself lying around.

>> No.15023808

>>15023802
Mari likes big fat spade tails
Sub-res likes mofu so much all his tails are +6
Mono likes thighs and clothed girls

>> No.15023819

I going to find a nice secluded mountain to live in
monsters cant get me if they don't know i exist

>> No.15023823

>>15023802
Monorus is into pillow shading and thighs.
Latenight actually herds wendigos for a living.
Snib likes STRONK girls.
Hyphen has grown a Pygmalion-esque love for Fiora, his phoenix girl.
Mari likes her lilim OC and FAT TAILS.
.less likes attention.

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15023824

Remember to sleep early and rest well, so you can give it your all tomorrow so you can make your monster waifu proud!

And on the topic of sleeping, how do you sleep with you special one?
Do you use her monster parts to get into a unusual but comfortable position?

>> No.15023826

>>15023819
You're going to die alone, and then a Tomoko is going to get you.

>> No.15023827

>>15023823
>.less likes attention.
And dicks.

>> No.15023833
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>>15023802
Snibako likes big girls.
Latenight likes clearly cute shit, though he is also capable of lewd-ish stuff. Though his true preference in bodytype is still a mystery to me.
Figgot is probably an ass man since he draws the latter so well.
BarbK is definitely a thighs and hips kind of guy like Loen.

>> No.15023834

>>15023819
At least take a human woman with you and do something constructive.

>> No.15023844

Where is my drunk ryu

>> No.15023847

>>15023833
>Though his true preference in bodytype is still a mystery to me.

He likes big girls. Not muscle, but literally big. Have you seen the size of all the grown ones compared to humans?

>> No.15023848

>>15023844
probably in south east london if that thunderstorm last night was anything to go by

>> No.15023849

>>15023803
I had the link somewhere, but I can't find it unfortunately.

>> No.15023856

>>15023844
Here. No wait, this is a lamp.

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>>15023847
I can't believe I forgot about those. Hell, they were among the earliest images that Latenight drew here.

>> No.15023859

>>15023823
I like fat tails too.

>> No.15023864

>>15022221
I'm responding eight hours later just to laugh at you.
>OH HO HO HO HO!

>> No.15023865

>>15023847
>>15023857
I wish we'd get more BIG girls

All the Dragons should be LateNight BIG.

>> No.15023872

>>15023834
>Isolating A guy with 3DPG being his only social interaction.
Its like you want him to come back down the mountain so he can get a monster.
I'm on to you Steve

>> No.15023876

>>15023865
For maximum cuddle and warmth!

>> No.15023880

>>15023859
Spill the beans, who are you?

>> No.15023883

>>15023876
A BIG Dragon to wrap you in her claws and tail!
A BIG Jabberwock onee-san to cuddle you tight and never let go!
A BIG Ryu to fondle and tease, and nestle into her breasts!
A BIG Wurm to eat pies you make and tell you how much you love her!

Wyverns don't really fit being big, but no one likes them much anyways.

>> No.15023890

>>15023883
>but no one likes them much anyways.
You better take that back pham.

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>>15023824
If I could sleep with my anubis waifu, I'd be happy with any position she'd be happy in. I could fall asleep spooning her, smelling her lovely hair, feeling her feet touch my legs and wrapping an arm around her shoulders. But it'd be great to fall asleep with her paws stroking my head too. Being stroked and petted like that, with a girl's hands playing with my hair is one of the most relaxing things I've ever felt. I'm sure I could fall asleep to an anubis doing it with ease.

It'd be nice to have her lying on my chest too, I think. Letting her rise and gently fall with every breath, like she's being carried on a tide, feeling her warm weight and holding her protectively would be nice. Hell, I could fall asleep on solid rock, but if I could make her comfortable, then I'd be content too.

>> No.15023897

>>15023890
Wyverns aren't real Dragons.

>> No.15023898

>>15023883
>A BIG Ryu
Always remember to not touch the reverse scale.

>> No.15023902

Oldie idea bucket time!
Assassin sent to kill guy, encounters kunoichi on the way in. I forget the rest but a jinko was involved some how

>> No.15023905

>>15023883
Truly it would be the best life.

>> No.15023907

>>15023898
Correct
you must rub it with lotion!

>> No.15023911

>>15023907
Do you want a broken pelvis and penis? Because that's how you get those.

>> No.15023913

>>15023898
I want to cum on her reverse scale on valentine's day! But only because I want to be fucked until the sun goes down. Otherwise it's a bad idea.

>> No.15023917

>>15023913
>>15023911

>> No.15023921

>>15023883
>not having a BIG wyvern who gives the best winged hugs and smiles at finally holding the guy she loves close to her heart
Wyverns are cuties who deserve just as much love as any other dragon.

>> No.15023925

>>15023917
>Not getting a Lich to make you penis nanomachines

>> No.15023933

>>15023902
I got a idea for you.
A succubus that goes somewhat insane due to being written off as plain compared to the demon, lilim, ect

>> No.15023939

>>15023911
Doesn't matter, got wife

>> No.15023944

>>15023823
>Monorus is into pillow shading
His stuff does have defined light sources so I don't really see that.

>> No.15023951

>>15023944
I might just be confusing pillow shading with soft shading, then. I never got taught art.

>> No.15023964

>>15023933
>somewhat insane
how does one go "somewhat insane"?

>> No.15023966
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Why do you hate tsundere monster girls?

>> No.15023972

>>15023964
Sociopath usually. Crazy but cogent.

>> No.15023977

>>15023966
Because the tsun is just annoying.

>> No.15023981

>>15023966
I don't hate them though, I think they're really cute and wish they could tell me how they truly feel about me so I can ask them out on a date. What's the best way to get a tsundere monster girl to open up and get her to confess how she truly feels towards me?

>> No.15023983

>>15023966
Kuudere is best.

>> No.15023989

>>15023972
So if that's the case, what would the insane succubus be doing?

>> No.15024002

>>15023989
Raping men to climb up the power chain
or trying to develop new ability's
or kidnapping a anon to prove to her "uniqueness"

As a movie I would title it, "not so vanilla"

>> No.15024003

>>15023989
Probably stuff like bleaching her hair white and dyeing her skin and going "They're not so special. I can be special too. AHAHAHAHAHA!"

Poor girl just really need a hug.

>> No.15024004

>>15023989
Laundry.

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>>15023989
Acts cynical but is also rather clingy.
Isn't above being cruel to her enemies either.

>> No.15024012

>>15023966
I like reasonable tsun, someting like an elf going "oh I don't trust you because you are a human and I treat you coldly and indifferent but then I gradually warm up to you and I realize you are actually a good guy and I like you".

>> No.15024016

>>15023966
I take their critiques at face value.

>> No.15024020

>>15024002
That would make a nice movie poster
A visibly insane succubus with the headline "DONT CALL HER PLAIN!"

>> No.15024028

>>15024010
>Angels slutty
>Coming from a race of sluts.

>> No.15024035

>>15024028
You probably don't know the context behind that image do you.

>> No.15024037

>>15024020
>Sara Jane
>In theater and IMAX 6/6/16

>> No.15024038

>>15024028
You know something is fucked if the sex demons call them degenerates

>> No.15024042

>>15024035
No but please do explain.

>> No.15024046

>>15023435
What is it that makes you desire an Echidna over other MGs if not for her child bearing abilities? That is kind of her defining feature. Everything else about her, there are other MGs that do it better. It's like wanting an experienced and dominating Alice.

The only reason I can imagine you want this is for inversion of the trope, and as such I feel no sympathy for you. Cause you are a stupid idiot, you basically want a god powerful enough to create a stone heavier than they can lift.

>> No.15024047

>>15024042
It was drawn by Latenight when anons were discussing a yandere Succubus some time ago.

>> No.15024049

>>15024037
we need more monster girl movies

>> No.15024050

>>15024046
>It's like wanting an experienced and dominating Alice.
I want one, that's a plump tall onee-san too.

>> No.15024053

>>15024046
To be fair, that's a pretty good version of an alice.

>> No.15024054

>>15024047
Interesting I thought Yanderes usually murder their competition not hide their objects of affection.

>> No.15024055

I want to become friends with four monster girls that are secretly infamous thieves who struck it rich years ago

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>>15024012

>> No.15024059

>>15024046
Not him, but I like echidna's for the dungeon thing they got going on, shame we don't have stories about that

>> No.15024065

>>15024054
Not all yanderes are sitibbity stab.

>> No.15024067

>>15024058
Name of this manga?

>> No.15024071

>>15024059
Long ago there was a story involving a echidna travelling with a dude and to male knights

It was on the forum for CoC but I forgot the name

>> No.15024078

>>15024067
Kagerou Daze

This is only one part and nobody is translating it anymore, and the translations stopped before this part ended.

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>>15024065
My favorite is the stalkers. Ice titties made Rosario + Vampire worth watching.

>> No.15024084

>>15024047
>yandere Succubus
How would that even work?

>> No.15024087

>>15024078
Damn it and I thought I had a new manga to put into my backlog.

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>>15024084
How do you think it'll work numbnuts?
>inb4 b-but all succubi are ntr sluts

>> No.15024097

>>15024087
So you're not going to look at the concept and be confused by how this is related to it.

>> No.15024103

>>15024095
I am not sure, but i am already terrified and turned on.

>> No.15024104

>>15024097
Besides the manga there is the song made by Jin I could check out or the Light Novels if I can find any that are translated.

>> No.15024110

>>15024095
>her current husband
That seems to imply she was with someone before becoming a turboslut.

>> No.15024120

>>15024110
No?

>> No.15024121
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We need a story where a petty human bitch tries to steal a boy away from an MG, but true love prevails and she ends up heart-broken.

>> No.15024127

>>15024067
Don't read it, he dies.

>> No.15024128

>>15023848
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

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>>15024083
I want a masochistic Cheshire stalker who keeps trying to get me to "rape" her.
Essentially I want pic related as a Cheshire.

>> No.15024135

>>15024016

Same here. I wonder how they'd feel if I agreed with any insults they told me.

>> No.15024138

>>15024084
Are you retarded?

>> No.15024139

>>15024132
Nah, she'd be a Dark Valkryie if anything.

>> No.15024140

>>15024132
Is it a sin to want to bury every possible part of myself in all those glorious curves?

>> No.15024141

>>15024121
Why can't it be a bitchy monster girl who tries to steal a boy away from another monster girl but true love prevails. Personally I think this would be more interesting and unique.

>> No.15024142

>>15024140
Nope, thats a quality girl

>> No.15024150

>>15024139
Dude, I just want a Cheshire that looks and acts like her.
I wouldn't say no to a Dark Valkyrie though.

>>15024140
>Fat ass
>Huge tits
>Smug smile
>Massive Masochist that would probably welcome you molesting every inch of her
There is nothing wrong with wanting to grab on to Ryona and never let go.

>> No.15024151

>>15024141
Sure. Like a haughty, arrogant shirohebi that loses to a misunderstood delinquent hellhound that many look down upon?

>> No.15024152

>>15024121
Setsuna should be a succubutts, Kazusa should be a lich, and it should end in a threesome. They were such good friends.

>> No.15024158

>>15024151
I think we had a version of that with a haughty Kitsune Ojou-sama from a successful celebrity shrine losing an Anon she tried to seduce to a kind-but-poor Ryu.
That ended in the anon being shared and the Kitsune becoming less of a bitch though.

>> No.15024159

>>15024150
I'd say that Kat is more fit to be a cheshire, if only so she can get better at gripping tits.

>> No.15024168

>>15024151
Yeah something along does lines would be much more interesting and the possibilities between two different monster girls are endless. I'd go with a arrogant mean wight who loses to a sweet kindhearted Wyvern that tries to be the best she can be.

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>>15024159
Look, I just want to slap a Cheshire's fat ass like bongos and have her react like Ryona would.

>> No.15024172

>>15024171
Her sister's rear is better.
A sister sandwich for dickings is best.

>> No.15024199

>>15024127
Of old age.

>> No.15024211
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Amblypygi-chan is cute! Cute!

>> No.15024215

>>15024172
I won't lie, fucking monstergirl sisters is another fantasy of mine.

>> No.15024216

>>15024215
>Lamia sisters
>Have to fuck 20 hours straight

Okay.

>> No.15024217

>>15024215
And in this case one is going to try and talk down to you while the other urges you onward into her.

>> No.15024220

>>15024216
Where is the problem?

>> No.15024221

>>15024046
>an experienced and dominating Alice
That might be nice

>> No.15024222

>>15024220
I didn't say there was a problem. I agreed to it. You have a problem?

>> No.15024223

>>15024221
I now have the image of a smug looking alice in leather and wielding a riding crop in my head and it's getting a giggle out of me.

>> No.15024224

>>15024217
Glorious. Is it possible to get them both screaming my name?
And would post-sex cuddles be accepted?

>> No.15024227

>>15024224
Work hard and I'm sure they'd be screaming it as loud as they can before they collapse on top of each other, panting from their exertion.

Cuddling would be great and even the harsher sister may let something good slip out before going to sleep.


Maybe even a kiss will be planted on your cheek.

>> No.15024230

>>15022310
>>15022324
But guys, please. You didn't have a problem with him in the previous story.

>> No.15024234
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15024234

I want to have baby making sex with Miia and then raise our daughter together with her!

I want to go on a camping trip with my family!

I want to move into a neighborhood with other waifufags and their wives and let my daughter play with the other daughterus!

I want to introduce her to my favorite show and get her hooked! it's SG-1

I want to wake up with Miia wrapped around me, and my daughter wrapped around one of my free arms snuggling my hand!

>> No.15024240

>>15024234
Perhaps my waifu June and Miia could get together and trade cooking recipes! Perhaps our offspring could play snakes and ladders together!

>> No.15024244

>>15024234
I want to pilot a giant robot and take the fight to horrible xenos from the beyond.

I also want to make a unicorn watch gundam unicorn.

I want to make a lich watch seed just to see what would happen.

>> No.15024246

>>15024234
>it's SG-1
Good taste
RIP

>> No.15024251

>>15024227
That sounds lovely.
I'm going to wake up with the masochistic one's lips around my dick aren't I?

>> No.15024255

>>15024251
You'd wake up to both, the masochistic one trying to give you one while her sister instructs her that she's doing it wrong despite the bustier sibling being far more skilled.

It will eventually end with a paizuri, naizuri combo

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>>15024234
I wanna do all that too!

I'll even bring an old portable TV to the campgrounds with the other waifufags all camping out with their family, so as the sun begins to set and the cool night air begins to fill around us, and the campfire is already put out, the three of us can cuddle up tight in the tent and watch my favorite show on a little portable TV. It's Spongebob.

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>>15024259
As long as it's classic spongebob and not this new shit that would be nice

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>>15022310
>>15022324
>>15024230
>write a silly story that hardly makes any real sense that has an overpowered, immortal MC
>people like it and think the MC is a cool guy
>try to write a more serious story with the same character
>people say it's too dark, chuuni bullshit and that the MC is now gary stu
No wonder so many writers are alcoholics. What should I do here? Just start from scratch with a completely different cast of characters?

>> No.15024272

>>15024259
I'd rather show her the original Avatar.
The second is only good for delicious chocolate brown with muscle.

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>>15024259
>>15024234

Sounds like fun

>> No.15024279

>>15024270
Because no one cares about an overpowered character if its silly.

>> No.15024287

>>15024272
But Zaheer best villain, anon.
>>15024279
Well fuck it then. I'm taking it down and writing something completely different in its place. Some day.

>> No.15024290

>>15024270
Character archetypes that work well in an absurd silly story don't work well in a serious story, what a shock.
Yes, if you want to write a different kind of story it's best to start from scratch.

That said, I didn't read it, so my advice may be off.

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>>15024234
>tfw no daughterus to pass on your fandoms with

>> No.15024297

>>15024287
But the best villain is Legend of Korra's fanbase.

>> No.15024300

>>15024290
>what a shock
I actually thought people would care about the character enough but shows what I knew. I'll never try to do anything seriously again.
>>15024297
I don't interact with it.

>> No.15024302

>>15024294
I want to train my Wurmlings as paladins!

>> No.15024303

>>15024300
It's for the best.

>> No.15024306

>>15024244
>Spoiler
She'f probably dissappear for a few months only for see her on the news when she "accidentally" blows up a city block when taking her prototype gundam on a teat drive.

>> No.15024310

>>15024306
A teat drive?
Why is she piloting it with her breasts?

>> No.15024316

>>15024300
>assuming people will care
#1 mistake of amateur writers

Don't swear off something just because the first attempt didn't go well though. Or do, it's up to you.

>> No.15024321

>>15024255
>Paizuri, Naizuri combo
>Not Paizuri/Buttjob combo
It's okay but it could be better.

>> No.15024326

>>15024321
We'll make it a dual buttjob and leave it at that

>> No.15024328

>>15024316
>first attempt
The main character from that preview already starred in a 50k word story, I wouldn't consider it a first attempt by any means.
But it's obviously not something people want, so it's gone. To be replaced by something completely different with no relation to it whatsoever in the coming weeks.

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I dare Anon to spend the night alone at the cemetery!

>> No.15024336

>>15024333
fukin fight me ill kill all of u

>> No.15024337

>>15024310
Because what kinda girl wouldn't want to fuck a giant robot?
[Spoiler] It's actually because this key board is tiny as hell and I don't proofread, but screw it [/Spoiler]

>> No.15024339

>>15024337
You don't capitalize the S in spoiler.

But that's not the point.

Are you telling me that she's giving the joystick a titjob to pilot it?

>> No.15024340

>>15024337
And I even fucked up the spoiler.

I obviously need to go to bed.

>> No.15024342

>>15024326
Waking up to the two of them pumping loads out of me with those glorious asses would be a dream.

>>15024333
But my pelvis wouldn't survive the night!

>> No.15024344

>>15024333
>no Kitsune-bi or Chinese Vampire
FIX IT

>> No.15024350

>>15024344
Kitsune-bi isn't exactly undead anon. Just condensed lust that makes humans into stealth mofu.

>> No.15024351

>>15024339
I know, but lack of sleep is screwing with me.

Also, it's called a joystick for a reason.

>> No.15024352

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember to not cause trouble for Haku Taku-sensei, it's hard enough to be her age and unmarried without you causing trouble.

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>>15024333
If it means I can run into a cut Lich I'd do anything.

>> No.15024357

>>15024354
>cut
Curse you auto correct, curse your inventor and his family.

I don't want an emo Lich who self harms.

>> No.15024358

>>15024352
But if I don't cause trouble, she won't make me stay after class.

>> No.15024361

>>15024354
>Cut lich

A muscle lich would be nice.

>>15024358
But you're looking like a poor student and that makes her sad.

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>>15024333
I would gladly, but I just know some roaming slut would jump me before I can find my Lich waifu.

>> No.15024372

>>15024361
Then maybe she needs to try a more personal approach. Maybe some tutoring at her house with a reward system?

>> No.15024375

>>15024333
Yeah? Well I double dare YOU to spend the night alone at the cemetery! And come back with all of the girl's panties!

>> No.15024376

>>15024372
Maybe, but she'll need to help you out with your phys ed. too.

Hope you can handle a surprisingly buff hakutaku sensei.
Bed time.

>> No.15024381

>>15024333
You're all cowards.

I'll spend the entire WEEK in the cemetary!

>> No.15024391

>>15024333
I want to kidnap a dullahan's head and give her sloppy kisses while hiding from her body.

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>> No.15024401

>>15024270
I'm the one who wrote >>15022310

Have fun with your writing, if having such a MC and setting help you telling the story you want to tell then keep them that way

It just seems that they both don't fit and thus I warned you about it

If I were you, I'd go a bit further with the story before doing something as drastic as completely scratching it

>> No.15024405

>>15024399
If I yank on those things on your nipples...
>>15024401
The way you wrote your criticism it seems you didn't know the MC was the same as from my previous story. Does this affect your opinions in any way?

>> No.15024406

>>15024399
Drawfag? I need it, for an Adult.

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>>15024399
Anon, she's no adult. Now this old hag of a snake? She's old. Old and fat!

>> No.15024409

>>15024399
M-Mom warned me about girls with piercings. They're bad news!

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>>15024409
Come on now, anon. Does this look like the face of someone who wants to hurt you? I'm sure Mommy would change her mind if she saw her. If not, I'm sure that Apophis has something that can change her mind.

>> No.15024420

>>15024414
I don't know, she looks so old, and soft, and scary! Not to mention dominate and cunning! I think I should get an adult.

>> No.15024421

>>15024405
>Does this affect your opinions in any way?
I don't think so, it just means I'm judging the story as a standalone instead of as a series

Using an already established character is a hard thing to do, the main advantage is that any change the characters goes through will have more impact, the main obstacle is that you have to write around that character and that he might dictate the story

Honestly this is just a prologue, we are trying to deep-dive in a small pond, that's why I'm advising you to write some more before making a big decision

>> No.15024431

A Kejourou with powers, their name?

Unlimited Braid Works

>> No.15024433

>>15024399
>>15024414
I will say this: whatever else may be going on with the Apophis, she has good taste in jewelry; silver is nice and classy, unlike that gaudy gold.

>> No.15024437

>>15024421
>I'm judging the story as a standalone instead of as a series
But that doesn't work at all. I don't want to rewrite every single factoid about the MC again just because this is a new story.
>you have to write around the character and that he might dictate the story
It's his story, I don't understand the issue here. Can you explain what this means?

>> No.15024439

>>15024399
lookit them danglers!

>> No.15024447

>>15024406
It's jiffics work.

>> No.15024453

>>15024399
>>15024414
I want to kiss an Apophis delinquent who's cornered me after school on the nose and see what happens!

>> No.15024456

>>15024437
>I don't want to rewrite every single factoid about the MC again just because this is a new story

You ever read a long-running series like Deathlands? It's pretty much inevitable that you have to spend a little time reintroducing everyone at the beginning and salting in old events and backstory at relevant times.

Sort of like a literary version of "Previously on..."

>> No.15024463

>>15024456
I always hated that. Rehashing old material is not something that should be done, if I want to know what happened previously I'll read the bit that happened previously.
Seriously though, fuck this. I'm changing it completely, that's the only viable option here.

>> No.15024464
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>>15024453
She'll either get extremely flustered and rape you more gently, or get pissed and rape you even harder. You're getting fucked either way, it's just a matter of how bad the bruising will be.

>> No.15024478

>>15024399
Whoa, this is cute as fuck.

>> No.15024479
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15024479

Help i cant sleep

>> No.15024480

>>15024437
> I don't want to rewrite every single factoid about the MC again just because this is a new story.
You don't have to, just have a headers saying that this is a sequel to one of your previous work, or have him be briefly introduced one way or another

>Can you explain what this means?
When your character is still not fully developed and you write his story, you can have the story shape the character and the other way around
When he is already fully developed you risk to have him be out of character if you try to have the story shape him

If you have a scene in mind that will impact and change the character, more often that not you will need to change it to fit the character, most times it will be just a few details needed to be changed, others you will have to re-write the entire scene

It's not a huge issue but it's worth noticing nonetheless

>> No.15024481

>>15024479
Look at that poochy belly

>> No.15024488
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>>15024479
Grab the nearest brown elf and cuddle with her until sleep is achieved. Assuming you don't have that, some strong alcohol will put you down.

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>>15024479
>think of your waifu
>masturbate furiously
>in about an hour you'll be fast asleep

I guarantee it.

>> No.15024499

>>15024464
What if I told her I couldn't help myself because she's too cute?

>> No.15024503

>>15024494
No anon, what you do is you DON'T fap and instead fill your mind with lewd thoughts of her so you can hopefully fuck her in your sleep.

It hasn't worked yet, but I believe!

>> No.15024505

>>15024230
But I did have a problem with it back then too.

>> No.15024516

>>15024479
Wake her up with a raspberry to the tummy!

>> No.15024527

>>15024270
Comedy stories aren't meant to be taken seriously, so it isn't obnoxious if the characters are brokenly overpowered. If you put this kind of character in a serious world it's just annoying. There's no suspense or challenge because they can just wreck anything that gets in the way without giving a shit. A comedy story relies on the jokes so it doesn't hurt anything, but a serious story relies on the world building, the suspense, the interaction between characters. A gary stu/mary sue just ruins all of that, and devolves it into a bad power fantasy instead.

Have you ever got to the point in an RPG where your character is max leveled and everything is piss easy? The game would be so boring if you started the story off that way, wouldn't it?

>> No.15024537

>>15024527
This.
It also sums up why I dislike the moose saga.

>> No.15024578

>>15022143
The funny thing is, KC's Example Anubis' hair DOES have a green tint to it.

>> No.15024582

>>15022188
>Under the table blowjob from an Anubis
Toppy-top-tier taste.

I've actually got a story planned including such a thing. Shame I don't have my own to motivate me...

>> No.15024590

>>15024537
I mean he did it poorly, but I don't think there is anything wrong with characters reaching god-like power levels through good story telling.

>> No.15024596
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>tfw no qt Sith Raiju who becomes Emperor of the galaxy in an attempt to make you love her

>> No.15024597

>>15023198
>Lich Bride
Not the best art, but approval all the same.

>> No.15024606

Another week begins. Good night and dream of cuddling those lonely waifus.

>> No.15024614

>>15023892
You.

I like the way you think.
I like it a lot.

>> No.15024621

>>15024590
Reaching those levels by the end? Sure. Starting off as an unbeatable god from the beginning? That's just bad writing.

>> No.15024630

>>15024244
>I also want to make a unicorn watch gundam unicorn.
The OVA series, or the new TV series?

>> No.15024636

>>15024399
Wowza. This is lovely.

>> No.15024649

>>15024494
>>15024503
Nah, just go with the fapping thing. I'm a slut at heart so I end up daydreaming a lot of different girls as I drift into the murky nether, usually fapping and then wrapping in comforters afterwards.
Mostly monster girls, mostly fluffy.
The dreams have taken a lot of interesting directions.
>meeting a Sabbath-sized old nerdy foxgirl via an MMO and fucking her brains out before I even leave the airport
>organizing a sadistic wrestling tournament where a kumiho got to break human girls for my amusement
>acting as a living booster seat for a tanuki that wanted to impress her board room
>dominating the everliving shit out of a busty sorceress
>taking an elf slave and putting her through painful bondage
I guess there are some thematic bents towards mean things there.

>> No.15024650

>>15024527
>Have you ever got to the point in an RPG where your character is max leveled and everything is piss easy?
Summon night twin age
so many ways to break that game it isnt even funny

>> No.15024667

>>15024630
I didn't even see any real difference the first episode, other than some real shit editing. If gundam history is any indication, OVA always beats movie/tv made from the OVA.

>> No.15024688

>>15024527
>>15024650
I like it in RPGs when you eventually get insanely powerful, but that's mostly because of the effort you need to put into doing it.
Take Morrowind for example which is still the best RPG of all time in my opinion, you start off on the same level as the average citizens, quite literally so. You're just walking around slowly and suck at everything because you're just an average person at this point. A hundred or so hours of adventuring later and you can fly around in the sky, run like the wind, vomit out magic that can decimate villages in a single shot and even take on the Tribunal's gods in a fight and win. But to get that strong you had to work up to it, as the leveling screen says at a certain point "you know you earned every ounce of your success"

Unless you used exploits or whatever. But the point is I think an overpowered character could work in a story just so long as you see the progression that got them there, or at least hints of it.

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>>15024582
Well if that isn't something to look forward to I don't know what is.

>> No.15024696

>>15024691
Don't hold your breath. My ability to self-motivate even for important things is awful, nevermind my hobby-writing.

>> No.15024703

>>15024696
I understand, I'm the same way. It's annoying when you get this sudden burst of determination to do something and it just vanishes.

>> No.15024705

>>15024505
Well I hope you're happy.
>>15024527
You can't solve matters of anxiety and conscience by punching them, but whatever.

>> No.15024706

>>15024688
Ah yes. That time you had a shady assassin organization attempt you kill you, but you somehow made it through alive and stole their armor. And then followed them all the way back to the regional capital where you just coincidentally happened to grab a fancy alembic and some valuables to pawn.
And then, entirely through chance, began to focus really hard on alchemy and turn your blood to regen potion.

That was a fun game to exploit by ...mostly accident. The best part was getting to functionally infinite stats and breaking each bow you use in one shot.

>> No.15024711

>>15024703
Ugh, tell me about it.

And then often I find myself doing something else at the time, but I don't want to just drop what I'm doing to act on that feeling. Then by the time I'm done, it's gone.

>> No.15024713

>>15024705
>You can't solve matters of anxiety and conscience by punching them, but whatever.
What could cause a godlike character anxiety?

>> No.15024716

>Be proud Order warrior
>The general just sent us to investigate a new monster settlement
>The official mission is "investigate" but we all know it means "chase out"
>A 2 hour horse-ride later we finally reach the described area
>It's in the middle of a luxurious forest
>Many trees were cut down to create an habitable canopy
>Around 30 tents are placed throughout the cleared ground
>As a dozen men and I scout the area, a loud horn rings
>A second later the ground starts shaking and feminine, yet strong voices surround us
>We barely have time to take a defensive stance that a stampede of Amazons crashes into us
>In less than 2 minutes every man was defeated and carried away, me included
>My 7 foot tall, muscled captor striped me of my weapons and armor
>All my attempts to defend my honor were ridiculed by her
>I was nothing but her toy
>That night my moans were mixed with my comrades's while we were raped in public for everyone to see
>A month passed, life with my Amazon wife became the norm
>Waking up cuddled between her breasts and abs
>Sneaking out of the bed to cook breakfast
>Eating together and talking about various things
>Getting back in bed for the morning mating
>Helping her get ready for the daily hunt
>Kissing her goodbye and taking care of the house until her return
>Massaging her muscles and hearing about her hunt once she comes back
>Cooking the freshly caught meat as she goes to take a shower
>Eating dinner outside with the rest of the village
>Participating in the shameful post-dinner communal orgy where she violently has her way in front of the entire village
>Getting in bed for a restful night of sleep
>Perhaps us getting caught was for the best

>> No.15024720

>>15024713
Nothing because he's got mad stats, amirite?

>> No.15024724

>>15024688
I don't even think you need that. You just need to get across that phenomenal cosmic power isn't the solution to everything. They have to come up against challenges that are more than TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!

Like how do you put down a rebellion in your kingdom due to a terrible famine when you're basically just a god of combat?

Kill the leaders? Intimidate the people with a show of force? How will you get the tens of thousands of metric tons of food to try to fix the source of the problem? You blow shit up, after all. You can't magic away the blight. Do you try to buy food? Take it by force from another realm? What if they have a god protecting them as well? Could you live with the consequences of taking your own people to war?

Power is only interesting when there's problems and consequences. Even stuff like the Greek pantheon where everybody was basically just a bunch of petty superhumans were set apart from your average soap opera from the fallout on the common people of those spats.

>> No.15024728

>>15024706
It can be too easy to exploit, it's the downside of the game letting you do whatever on a higher level than Oblivion and Skyrim. But it's also possible to do it the hard way. I've recently done a run where I wouldn't even pay for training, all my skills had to be learned from doing or reading books. It actually worked out quite well in the end, it was just a bit slower.

>> No.15024732

>>15024720
Including a very high anxiety stat.
Mo' power, mo' problems.

>> No.15024735

>>15024732
Nah man, he's not a person with feelings and shit, he's just an RPG statsheet. Those can't get anxious.
He can punch really hard so there's no reason for any emotional turmoil.

>> No.15024738

>>15024720
Nice sarcasm, but if this character really is overpowered in every way (not just strength) it really limits the issues they could run into. If anything I think you're just mad that some anons didn't like your story idea.

>> No.15024743

>>15024735
You're really butthurt over this, aren't you?

>> No.15024746

>>15024738
>really is overpowered in every way
The guy was raped by an Oomukade. Why are you assuming he's overpowered in every way? Why do people feel the need to make shit up?
>>15024743
Yes. Yes I am. I've got ten more minutes before I need to go and I intend to be bitter the entire time.

>> No.15024751

>>15024746
>The guy was raped by an Oomukade.
I haven't even read your story, I was talking about overpowered characters in general.
>Yes. Yes I am.
It's obvious you are. This sort of tantrum isn't going to endear you to the tread.

>> No.15024752

>>15024735
But what if he punched so hard it caused an earthquake that toppled a peasant child off a nearby cliff?
And then punched the air to save her but the resulting windstorm destroyed the local crops?
And then to help restore the crops they redirected a local river but that caused a drought downstream and prevented the salmon run from coming back from the ocean.
Which meant they had to collect food for the inland village but overhunted with their prodigious ability.

...what am I saying. Of course a hero wouldn't think of consequences. At worst they wouldn't notice and at best they're just creating their own quest chain.

>> No.15024756

>bringing up RPG stuff opened this can of worms
I'm sorry.

>> No.15024758

>>15024756
Not as sorry as I am for trying to writefag here.

>> No.15024761

>>15024756
You doomed us all, you fucking nigger

>> No.15024762

>>15024756
Yeah. Fie on thee.
All you needed to do was elaborate on anubutt blowjobs.

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>>15024758

>> No.15024778

>>15024758
writs or gtfo

>> No.15024784

>>15024758
No really, If you keep this shit up people are going to start putting you in the same category as Bollocks.

>> No.15024789

>>15024724
Another solution to this is to have the conflict of the story not be whether or not the character will succeed, but how they'll manage it. There's a really great (and really long) web serial called parahumans that sort of takes this route, because at some point the main character becomes a living nightmare and starts facerolling absolutely everyone. But she uses SO MUCH goddamn creativity that every fight is gripping as hell, because you have no idea how she'll pull the win out.

>> No.15024790

>>15024758
>all this overreacting because people dared to criticize you
Alp handled criticism better than you are right now.

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Help, I haven't been able to stop thinking about Yocchi's cute face for two days now.

>> No.15024841
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Ded thred, post spooky girls

>> No.15024850

Who is the monster girl you are the most ashamed of loving?

I'm going with Alice, being a filthy lolicon who rapes an innocent, pure girl over and over again shouldn't be this attractive

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>>15024841
Okay.

>> No.15024902

>>15024850
Cait an cu sith, atleast to a certain extent. I'm not a fan of furries, but if my pets became monsters I could never bring myself to stop loving them. I doubt that it could ever be romantic love though.

>> No.15024916

>>15024850
Autism jackals.
They're just fluffy and brown enough.

>> No.15024927

>>15024850
Jinkos. Because I caused them great suffering.

>> No.15024930

>>15024927
That's not a valid option.

>> No.15024941

>>15024930
This guy remembers my sins.

>> No.15024944

>>15024941
Everyone knew rat was best girl anyway.
You should write more. And if you have been writing, write even more than that.

>> No.15025011

>>15024792
>pic
Source?

>> No.15025023
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>>15025011
Did you try image search?

>> No.15025025

>>15024399
Nice.

>> No.15025032

>Your monster girl waifu has decided to never wrestle you to the ground for cuddles or sex again because WM32 was among the worst Wrestlemanias of all time and she watched it
How do you react?

>> No.15025037

>>15025032
With a no-holds-barred steel cage grudge match.

>> No.15025040

>>15025032
Watch the previous ones

>> No.15025044

>>15025037
>With a no-holds-barred
She instantly punches you because it reminded her of how fucking awful Dean vs Lesner was

>> No.15025058

>>15025044
She's going to need a lot more than that if she wants to defeat the reigning champ.

>> No.15025100

>>15025032
>Hellhound doesn't even feel like raping
>She just lays there on your lap feeling completely let down
>Even telling her that you hope Roman gets raped by a matango doesn't cheer her up
Seriously, I want whatever Vince is taking.

>> No.15025112

>>15025100
Sounds like someone needs a bellyrub.

>> No.15025132

>>15016245
I bet Minotaur waifus have no problem clean and jerking 2 pl8.

>tfw most monstergirls are probably stronger than you.

>> No.15025137

It seems that slimes are like chocolate
Everyone likes them but no one says that it's their favorite because they think it would make them look bland

Slimes are top tier and no one should be afraid to express their love towards them

I want to violently fuck a regular Slime from behind while wears a naked apron and cooks us a nice diner!

>> No.15025143

>>15025137
I want a Chocolate slime.

>> No.15025149

>>15025143
>Have Chocolate Slime waifu
>Have to constantly protect her from Sweet Tooth monster girls

>> No.15025155

>>15025149
Get the fairy spray out!

And may God help us if a sweet tooth Wurm is about.

>> No.15025158

>>15025137
Slimes are meh; they're not even in my top.

>> No.15025163

>>15025137
I'd love to be engulfed up to my neck in a slime's full-body hug.
I absolutely adore slimes.

>> No.15025173

>>15025155
What about a sweet tooth Dire Hellhound

>> No.15025179

im amazed this thread still exists

>> No.15025184
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15025184

New monster girl by KC!
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Living_Armor

>> No.15025195

>>15025184
New Slowpoke Anon by 4chan!

>> No.15025196

>>15025184
>New
Here's your (you)

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>> No.15025206

>>15025163
Slimes definitely give great full body hugs, but what species give the BEST full body hugs, is it Scyllas, Lamias or Slimes?

My vote is on Scyllas

>> No.15025207

>>15025196
Is the latest monster girl made by him...
So, its new

>> No.15025212

>>15025206
A pair of Kraken daughterus.

>> No.15025213

>>15025179
We're horny people. And some of us just wishes to be fucked.

>> No.15025217

>>15025206
Oomukade.

>> No.15025221

>>15025207
If the latest package of deli ham I got was a month ago, it's sure as shit not new enough to eat.

>> No.15025223

>>15025207
>(You)

>> No.15025228
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>>15025137
Suu giving you a titjob?

>> No.15025233

http://exhentai.org/g/920797/d0c2300045/

>> No.15025235

>>15025217
Creepy bugs don't count, I bet their hundreds of legs skittling on your body would feel terrible

>>15025228
Slimes give a new meaning to titjob, you can literally fuck their tits

>> No.15025241

>>15025184
BTW who is the first girl in MGE?

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>>15025137

I like the Nureonago

>> No.15025257

>>15025241
Harpy.

>> No.15025258

>>15025241
Harpy, Lamia and Devil Bug were the first three in that order.

I'm still amazed that Devil Bug came before really obvious ones like slimes and succubus.

>> No.15025262

>>15025206
Scylla.

>> No.15025265

>>15025206
>No mention of Krakens and Tentacles

>> No.15025270

>>15025258
So... it's pretty much confirmed that KC wants to be gangbanged by a swarm of Devil Bugs and have incestuous relationship with his offsprings

>>15025265
>Krakens
They're from the scylla family

>Tentacles
The poor girl always gets ignored

>> No.15025271

>>15025270
>So... it's pretty much confirmed that KC wants to be gangbanged by a swarm of Devil Bugs and have incestuous relationship with his offsprings
yes.

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>>15025206

Well of course I'm going to mention the Kejourou

>> No.15025297

>>15025228
I know how Suu is a rabid rapist, but damn, she looks adorable in that picture.

>> No.15025300

>>15025270
>So... it's pretty much confirmed that KC wants to be gangbanged by a swarm of Devil Bugs and have incestuous relationship with his offsprings
He's a man of fine taste.

>> No.15025311

Better sleep lightly tonight, the Tooth Fairy called in sick and her Wurm friend is filling in for her.

>> No.15025322
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I want to investigate paranomal phenomena with my ghost waifu!

>> No.15025326

>>15025322
But she is paranormal phenomena.

>> No.15025327

>>15025300
>wanting to dick your daughter
Anon no.

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>>15025322
I heard someone talked about ghosts.

>> No.15025335

>>15024790
>implying he wasn't Alp all along
Think about it. Rhea, Tia. It's got to be more than just a coincidence.

>> No.15025337

>>15025326
How can she be one when she exists? Anon please be serious.

>> No.15025338

>>15025257
>>15025258
>Succubus wasn't the first one
Kinda ironic seeing how vanilla they are.

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>>15025322
Can they solve the mystery of the spooky paizuri?

>> No.15025341

>>15025337
Goddamn Wurm Ghosts.

>> No.15025366

>>15025340
I want this spooky chest to solve the mystery of the missing boner.

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>> No.15025386

>>15025296
Weird question: Do Kejorou's pubic hairs also extend?

>> No.15025387

>>15024399
>you will never relieve those grapes of their bounty

>> No.15025392

>>15025380
I wonder how would an Elf feel seeing this poser have a bow in her hands.

>> No.15025394

>It is said that among the echidna there are some who raised their own men with their own hands before they even showed the slightest potential as heroes, supporting them from the side, helping them grow, and then in the future mating with them, drowning them in pleasure, and taking them prisoner.

Why don't we have a story about this yet?

>> No.15025395

>>15025366
Oh no! What happened anon? Did she lay her chest on your lap and swallow it up?

>> No.15025399

>>15025132
Nigga pls, 2pl8 sounds like nerdy bookworm stats for a Minotaur. You know, the girl with freckles and coke bottle glasses and double braids and an >: face that you see at the library every day.

>> No.15025406

>>15025395
It was lost somewhere along those big fat tats, those things are so big that there are even whole countries hidden in there.

>> No.15025414

>>15025406
That's truly frightening.

I'm spooked.

>> No.15025415

>>15025380
ArcherLilim-chan is pretty cool and genki looking.

>> No.15025420

>>15025415
Oh god, you just made me imagine a Lilim with Archer Sterling's voice.

>Husband. Husband. HUUUUSSSBAAANDDD.

>WHAT

>I love you.

>...

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>>15025322
I want to investigate paranomal phenomena with my Anubis childhood friend! The ectoplasm all over her lunch turns out to be my cum.

>> No.15025425

>>15025406
Can you go into Wonderland through your Oppai Loli's cleavage?

>> No.15025454

I want to do electro-play with my Kobold daughteru! I'm going to tie her to a medical exam table and put electro pads all over her! She'll have electro dildos in her pussy and ass, and electro clips on her nipples and clit! Then, after an hour or so of being alone in the room with all the power units turned on, my Kobold waifu and I will come in and take turns fucking her!

Writing soon.

>> No.15025458

>>15025454
Isn't there a writefaggotry of something like this already? i remember something about a Manticore.

>> No.15025468

>>15025458
I don't know. What I'll be writing is medical play, but no electro. That was just the subject of today's post.

>> No.15025493

>>15025394
Because it sounds like a pain.

>> No.15025498

>>15025423
Velmanubis?

>> No.15025499

>>15025386
Possibly.

>> No.15025523

What happens if a Lilim obtains all six Lewdinity Stones?

>> No.15025525

>>15024016
Me too, anon. If I ever encountered a tsundere I'd probably just think they hate me, and then in return I'd probably grow to hate them.

>> No.15025537

>>15025525
That is only is you are a dense dirty peasant, Tsunderes are only for the perceptive gentleman.

>> No.15025541

>>15023966
I love tsundere monster girls, though. Particularly a certain Dragon.

>> No.15025543

>>15025523
then its time to have a 3 phase final boss battle

>> No.15025544

>>15025541
>a certain Dragon
Who? I don't know many Dragons, and can't think of one that's tsundere.

>> No.15025547

>>15025544
Harblador's

>> No.15025548

>>15025543
>3 phase
Nigga even Frieza had four forms plus a power-up. It's gotta be 5 phases.

>> No.15025557

>>15025548
I don't care how many forms she's got
the moment I hear "this isn't even my final from"
Im fucking leaving

>> No.15025562

>>15025557
You can't leave, the mist covers the exit until you win.

>> No.15025564

>>15025562
I'll fucking borrow through the ground if need be.
she will not keep be there.

>> No.15025565

>>15025564
The rules of The Game will keep you there until you remember all your friends and get the power-up you need to beat her!

>> No.15025566

I want to sexually torture a loli Werecat.

>> No.15025573

>>15025565
or I could reset the game and run away from the no return point.

>> No.15025574

>>15025566
But anon, that's not nice. You should molest her gently.

>> No.15025575

>>15025573
This game features and auto-save feature that makes sure you can't do that. You entered the boss fight, you're committed to it.
Think back on your friends, anon!

>> No.15025580

>>15025566
Sexually molesting Werecats is glorious.

it's not good if you don't end with your whole body covered in scratches.

>> No.15025586

>>15025574
Molesting her gently is all well and good, but sometimes one just wants to hogtie her and bounce one's peen up and down on her forehead and delicious flat chest.

>> No.15025587

>>15025575
There's a green text about this somewhere

>> No.15025589

>>15025580
Which is why you tie her up first and make sure her paws and claws are neatly encased in a nice pair of bondage mittens.

>> No.15025595

>>15025586
Cockslapping isn't torture, anon. It's cuntteasing at worst.

>> No.15025606

>>15025575
Fine, I shall smite the demon and save the kingdom!

>> No.15025612

>>15025595
Then what do you suggest? Do you suggest I leave her hogtied on the bed for hours while she's in heat with vibrators in her pussy and a big ball gag locked in her mouth while I burn incense laced heavily with catnip and the strongest aphrodisiac money can buy? Is that what you're telling me to do, Anonymous?

If you say so...

>> No.15025613

>>15025606
That's the spirit! Now how about some DLC, it's just $3.50

>> No.15025619

>>15025612
That's still nowhere near the depravity I imagined when you said sexual torture. You're smalltime, Anon.

>> No.15025620

>>15025613
OH NO!
dont you dare pull a ashura's wrath on me!

>> No.15025623

>>15025619
Teach me your ways, senpai!

>> No.15025626

>>15025620
Weeeell if you don't want to see the super-cool super-special super-secret true ending with the super-duper-final boss fight, then how about just $2.50 for some new skins?

>> No.15025628

>>15025623
Well, the first thing that came to mind was the old test tube / lightbulb up her vagoo and bellypunching.

>> No.15025636

>>15025628
No. Fuck you anon, that's the bad kind of torture. I just want the loving kind, not the fuck-her-insides-up-for-good emotionally scarring kind.

>> No.15025644

>>15025636
Well yes, that's why I said you shouldn't sexually torture anyone.

I recommend tying her up, laying her on her stomach, laying on top her her with your rock-hard cock digging between her buttocks, and breathing hot air into her big, sensitive ear while doing keeping your pulsating dick absolutely still. That's gentle molestation.

>> No.15025655

>>15025626
I dont deal with DLC

>> No.15025657

>>15025644
I guess I can work with that.

>> No.15025662

>>15025628
>lightbulb up her vagoo
Please no, that boat doujin still haunts me.

>> No.15025666

>>15025655
Weeeell that's all well and good, but you'll miss out on exclusive content and the game will automatically connect you to the store every time you turn it on since an internet connection is required to play it at all times.
Isn't it great that the Tanuki are running things now?

>> No.15025668

I want to impregnate my tanuki boss with triplets.

>> No.15025669

>>15025573
do that and she'll be lonly
http://www.doujin-moe.us/1hc3kftu

>> No.15025671

>>15025662
woof woof

>> No.15025672

>>15025666
Thats when you make your own console to bring back the golden age!

>> No.15025674

>>15025672
Good luck.

>> No.15025676

>>15025668
I'd prefer to impregnate my waifu three separate times.

>> No.15025692

>>15025676
Thats fine.
I just want to see my tanuki wife have a big baby bump while wearing a suit.

>> No.15025694

>>15023823
Correction
I am into ALL lilim, and succubi... and fat spade tails...
Oh and living dolls, I find those cute, I've been practicing to draw those here and there.

>> No.15025700

I'm going to tell your daughteru that she's a bad girl and nobody really likes her.

>> No.15025705

>>15025700
I'm going to feed your daughteru cake.

>> No.15025708

>>15025694
Too bad your fetishes are shit

>> No.15025711

>>15025700
That's wrong!

>> No.15025712

>>15025708
Remember Anon, I love you even if you're angry at me.

>> No.15025714

>>15025700
I'm going to commit suicide and leave behind a note that says it was all your daughteru's fault.

>> No.15025723

>>15025700
Why would you do that anon? Why would you hurt your daughteru like that?

>> No.15025724

>>15025705
I don't have a daughteru.

>>15025711
I have ways of making wrong seem absolutely right anon, don't you test me.

>>15025714
>>15025723
I still don't have a daughteru.

>> No.15025731

>>15025712
Is that what they call masochism?

>> No.15025743

>>15025724
Well... Don't hurt my daughterus feelings then!

>> No.15025744

>>15025731
Why are the drawfags such masochists? .less is one too.

>> No.15025750

>>15025724
Oh yeah? Well then I'm going to commit suicide but I'll frame it so it looks like I was murdered and made to look like I committed suicide and the eventual trail will lead to YOU!
WHAM! You just got Shamalamadingdonged!

>> No.15025755

>>15025724
It's still wrong.

>> No.15025775

>>15025743
I'm gonna bully her good.

>>15025750
weirdo.

>>15025755
That's the point.

>> No.15025779

>>15025775
But my daughteru is sweet and cute!

>> No.15025785

>>15025779
All the better when I make her cry bitter tears of self loathing.

>> No.15025788

>>15025785
But why?

>> No.15025794

>>15025788
Some men just want to watch the world burn.

>> No.15025798

>>15025694
Draw a Komodo already you fucking faggot

>> No.15025799

>>15025731
>>15025744
It's probably just to lure you into a false sense of security so I can ambush and alp you when you least expect it.
Or I just don't care and play along with it instead of raging about it, since raging about it is silly.

>> No.15025800

>>15025788
Because I feel dead inside today and I just want to go home and take a nap.

>> No.15025803

>>15025775
>I'm gonna bully her good.
But anon. You would just make it so that you two will end up having sex and getting married. That's how it always ends.

>> No.15025804

>All this daughteru bullying

I want an angry Echidna to use her forbidden magic to make you all infertile

>> No.15025806

>>15025799
>>15025798
These two posts together contain the words "draw! and "alp".
It must be a sign from god. I'll draw something next thread.

>> No.15025809

>>15025803
If you really want to give your daughteru to a filthy degenerate like me then go ahead.

You may regret it though.

>> No.15025813

>>15025804
That's fine, my genes are shit anyway. I'll just adopt.

>> No.15025815

>>15023966
I don't like people who lie because of petty reasons and though I've grown tolerant over the years, once you pass the point of white lies, you're dead to me. That's why I hate tsun

>> No.15025814

>>15025806
I'm gonna fucking kill you if you sully my stinky waifu, Alp.

>> No.15025823

>>15025798
Next time I hold requests, and if there are not more interesting requests.
Also... Komodo dragon?

>> No.15025825

>>15025799
Why Alp? isn't that a waste of potential?

>> No.15025826

>>15025809
I never said I was going to allow her to do it.
And if you bully her I'll bully you.

>> No.15025827

>>15025628
Anon, that's just regular torture.

>> No.15025828

>>15025823
Komodo Dragon girl with extra soft chub.

>> No.15025830

>>15025662
I thought it was a little disappointing, I was expecting them to take it even further.

>> No.15025832

>>15025827
It's sexual torture if it involves her genitals.

>> No.15025833

>>15025823
Yeah, instead of an oomukade is a stinky dragon. It is a shitty idea.

>> No.15025834

>>15025826
I'd like to see you try.

>> No.15025838

>>15025814
It's okay I'll do something topical and satirical.

>> No.15025839

>>15025834
>I'd like to see you try.
Fine then, I will.
Your waifu is shit.

>> No.15025842

>>15025708
Hey now, Mari likes human to monster corruption.

Sure the gangbangs aren't my thing but the rest is fine.

>> No.15025847

>>15025839
Joke's on you, I don't have one of those either.

>> No.15025849

>>15025694
>Oh and living dolls, I find those cute, I've been practicing to draw those here and there.#
Could you draw some fat Living Doll tiddies in the future? I want to see art of an Ara ara~ one.

>> No.15025854

>>15025849
>fat Living Doll tiddies
I wouldn't mind seeing an oppai loli one.

>> No.15025858

>>15025847
Damn you anon! You have foilde my planes once more!
Ok, but you suck at vieo games.

>> No.15025864

>>15025858
>You have foilde my planes
WITH NO SURVIVORS

>> No.15025870

>>15025858
Yes, that is a fact I accepted long, long ago. You have nothing on me anon, I'm impervious to all your attacks.

I wonder how your daughteru likes it when some stranger ties her down and spanks her belly with a riding crop...

>> No.15025872

>Living Doll anything

yes please

>> No.15025874

>>15025872
It's going to be hard to top the Bloodborne doll, she is best waifu

>> No.15025875

>six more threads to go before us
LET ALL THE CHILDREN BOOGIE

>> No.15025888

Why is everyone here so obsessed with daughterus? you all seem like a bunch of pedos to me.

>> No.15025889

>>15025864
I realized that just after I posted. And that I spelled "video" as "vieo".

>>15025870
Then I will be forced to take drastic actions.
I'll tell a lonely alp that you want them to rape you and make you their husband.

>> No.15025890

>>15025888
Cute kids doing cute things.

>> No.15025893

>>15025888
How is it pedo to impregnate your adult wife?

>> No.15025895

>>15025888
I don't like them for sexual reasons. I just want to cuddle with my cute kid, and have them be happy.

>> No.15025897

>>15025888
This is only like the 3rd time you've asked this in a week.

>> No.15025898

>>15025870
Hey, can I insult you too? Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick!
>>15025888
Well, I'm kind of a ped- wait.

>> No.15025899

>>15025842
I have a crap ton of fetishes, I just don't have the time to draw them all.
But all in due time...
>>15025849
As the poor thing struggles to stay on her feet.

>> No.15025901

>>15025874
She is pretty good but mai waifu disagrees

>> No.15025904

>>15025889
>I'll tell a lonely alp that you want them to rape you and make you their husband.
Oh, that's low.

please don't.

>> No.15025907

>>15025898
>Well, I'm kind of a ped-
Shut it down boys, we got ourselves a live one here!
All of you come out with yer hands in the air!

>> No.15025909

>>15025904
Then don't bully my daughteru!

>> No.15025913

>>15025888
There's nothing lewd or pedo about wanting an innocently intimate, loving relationship with your cute daughteru, or wanting to make her as feel as happy and as loved as she makes you feel,

>> No.15025916

>>15025823
>he doesn't know about the komodo
http://pastebin.com/vKHu9wgZ

>> No.15025923

>>15025872
>Ara ara~ Living Doll maid
>your parents brought her in from the Maid Agency just so she could act as your personal servant while they travel the world
>or just so someone could raise their kid for them

>Due to her blatant doll-like nature she heavily enjoys bringing you along to watch her put on saucy maid outfits
>Even enjoys swapping out her limbs for various imitation monstergirl parts, especially those fashioned after Beastman type monstergirls
>All so she can relieve your pent-up lust in the changing room
>Lets you use her limbs as specialized onaholes as she cleans the house
>Lets you ravage her surprisingly plump and fleshy ass while she cooks meals for you, all while standing of course
>Particularly enjoys breast-play, which means having her massive chest fondled and sucked on
>Her strongest desire is to develop a womb in a fashion similar to Undead girls and bear your daughterus
Yes please, Living Dolls a best.

>> No.15025927

>>15025904
Since you faggots are talking about Alps.
>MILF Alp
>Years of experience as man but pure as a woman
>Knows exactly what you want and has wonderfully filled out body to fulfil your desires
>Teases you gently while she locks her legs around you to encourage filling her womb
>"Pounding me so hard even though I used to be a man, I'm not sure which of us is more depraved ufufufuf~"
>"Ara ara don't make that face, I was only teasing. Now come on and give me your love my dear."
I don't know why I thought of this.

>> No.15025928

I wonder how hard being a door to door salesman would be in a monster girl city

>> No.15025933

>>15025928
Sexually.

>> No.15025936

>>15025928
Not really any harder then it would be in a human city. You might even make more sales just for being a man.

>> No.15025949

I want to teach monsters not to rape

>> No.15025952

Monster girl village > monster girl city

>> No.15025954

>>15025949
I want to cry when my childhood friend tries to rape me and make her feel really bad, souring our relationship for years.

>> No.15025955

>>15025949
How?

>> No.15025957

>>15025923
Bless you this was a nice little read.

>> No.15025962

>>15025955
squirt bottle of water

>> No.15025966

>>15025954
She thought you were consenting with all the innuendos you made

>> No.15025967

>>15025952
I wouldn't say one is better than the other, but it is true that we need more village settings

Cities make people be distant to each other, with a village you have a much bigger potential in terms of close relationships

>>15025954
>Not letting your childhood friend rape you
This is why we need mamono mana

>> No.15025968

>>15025923
>Never even occurred to me that they have swappable parts

Oh fuck..

>> No.15025971

I want to join a drum circle of Amazon hippies!

>> No.15025973

>>15025957
Are you referring to that saucy komodo onee-san story above my post, or the fetish-fueled Living Doll thing I churned out?

>> No.15025976

>>15025973
Probs your post since he pointed at it. How low is your self-esteem?

>> No.15025981

>>15025954
Maybe she stops when she sees tears

>> No.15025985

>>15025968
It's why they and golems are so great.

>Feeling that she needs a bigger chest today?
>Pick up a chest by the cupsize that you want her to have.

>Want her to have long legs and thick thighs?
>Pick up a kit shaped like the way you want it or add some extra stuffing to give her the thickness you want

>Want her to have cat/dog/elf ears?
>Addon kits will give her that and more.

>> No.15025986

>>15025976
My self-esteem is pretty okay thank you very much. It's just that the two posts were very close together.

>> No.15025988

>>15025985
What if I just want her for who she is

>> No.15025991

>>15025967
>>15025966
>not being hurt and confused when your best friend tries to do something weird to you
She shouldn't have forced my dick into her belly button just because I told her mommy we were going toget married when we grew up.

>> No.15025993

>>15025988
Then you don't buy kicks and just enjoy her in her current body.

>> No.15025994

>>15025988
Who is she though? With so many different parts it gets hard to tell who she is if you think about it.

>> No.15025996

>>15025973
The little living doll one ya silly duck.

Komodo onee-san one is nice too IMO but i already mentioned i liked that one a few threads back.

>> No.15025999

>>15025991
>Belly button
Tommy please.

>> No.15026001

>>15025143
Is this to your taste?

http://imgur.com/a/u2t5r

>> No.15026003

>>15025988
Being highly customizable is part of who she is anon. Switching up her parts would probably just be the equivalent of wearing lingerie.

>> No.15026004

I wanna wiggle my baby wyvern daughteru's toes until she giggles!

>> No.15026007

>>15025991
>Telling her you will get married
>Not taking responsibility

I hope she hires a Cupid commando to shot you so that you can finally stop being so dense

>> No.15026009

Avoid monsters on New Moons and hang around them on Full Moons, right?

>> No.15026018

>>15026009
Got it backwards there my good Anon.

>> No.15026020

I want to befriend a monster and constantly be mistaken as a couple and both of us always deny it

>> No.15026025

>>15026009
What even happens to monsters during the new moon

>> No.15026027

>>15026020
I want to befriend a Mononeye and have her furiously defend my honor whenever people think we're a couple.

>> No.15026028

>>15026025
Red lights.

>> No.15026032

I want to tell a monster to imagine how horrible our marriage would be if it ever happened

>> No.15026033

>>15026020
>play along at some point
>she goes heart pupils and rapes you right there

>> No.15026036

>>15026027
>"A nice, healthy human boy like him would never date a filthy, weak Monoeye like me! Don't you dare sully his name!"

>> No.15026042

>>15025968
>Living Doll meido decides to roleplay as a Lizardman for sexytimes
>Even wears an armored maid outfit to match
>After you "defeat" her in battle (Which was just a fightan game match) she bends over and reveals that her imitation lizardman tail is also a buttplug
>Proceeds to pull the buttplug tail out with her imitation claws and spread large fleshy ass at you, begging you to fill her "cold-blooded" body with your warm seed
Living Doll limb-swapping leaves open a lot of lewd and cute scenarios.

>> No.15026043

>>15026033
it's just a prank bro

>> No.15026045

>>15026025
They become calm and won't rape you unless you straight up just pull your dick out in front of them.

>> No.15026048

>>15025996
I am flattered.

>> No.15026049

>>15026036
And then after a couple of years I'll get drunk and tearfully confess my love for her and ask her to forgive me for being such a lowly pervert to go for Monoeyes!

>> No.15026050

>>15026036
So she won't feel bad when I start to date, right?

>> No.15026057

Monoeyes are cute

>> No.15026059

>>15025828
>>15025916
Guys, haven't you forgotten? Komodo Oneesan is cursed to be too good to have art. Never ever unfortunately.

>>15025833
You can go back.

>> No.15026065

>>15026059
Hey now, surely Alp can draw her!

>> No.15026067

>>15026065
I'll hunt him down and kill him in his sleep if he does. By this point I'm hoping for Harblador to get over his paranoia and draw her himself.

>> No.15026069

>>15026065
Alp was supposed to be blown up and raped by refugees. He's not supposed to be in these threads anymore. Let alone sully good monster girls.

>> No.15026073

>>15026069
Didn't you know? The Mongolian Rayciss Party is in power in Finland, the refugees are getting deported.

>> No.15026074

>>15026049
>>15026050
Careful, she will start to cry and her big eye will become all red and irritated
You don't want that, do you?

>> No.15026077

so who is a write fag and lives in london?

>> No.15026078

>>15026077
London?

>> No.15026080

>>15026074
Yes.

>> No.15026083

>>15026027
I want a popular and wealthy Kitsune to commit social suicide by choosing to date a pathetic human like me.

>> No.15026084

>>15026074
If she hates me enough to cry when I confess to her I'm going to cry even harder.

>> No.15026088

>>15026078
Yes London, I need british anons.

>> No.15026093

>>15026077
I live just south of London. Why?

>> No.15026095

>>15026088
>London
>British
Allahu ackbar, my friend.

>> No.15026097

>>15026077
>>15026088
I am a south-eastener, but why do you need us?

>> No.15026103

>>15026093
>>15026097
if you guys are good at describing, I need help with a description of central london. I'm working on a thing

>> No.15026107

>>15026088
British but far from London. Please don't rape your fellow cockney anons and fulfil your Alp fantasies.

>> No.15026111

>>15026103
Why not just go on a Streetview walk of the areas you want to talk about? Central London is still a pretty large area, unless you have a more specific area in mind you might not get the best description of it.

>> No.15026121

>>15026103
Well I'm not quite sure on the details of central as I don't really explore central that much. most I've been to is nelson's column and the surrounding area.

from where I live I gotta cross one of the bridges covering the river thames to get to it, and I go past parliament, and our famous tower, that houses "big ben" its a cool sight at night

Now to keep this MG related, I wonder if a MG would enjoy london?

>> No.15026125

>only a few more threads to go
I intend to savor the pleasure of showing you the sight of your stinky nee-san.

>> No.15026140

>>15026121
Why don't you make a story where they explore it?
Better yet make a series about a lilim travelling the world to see how a monster-less world works?

>> No.15026141

>>15023823
>>15023833
Big and/or stronk girls are the best.
Other kinds of girls are very nice too though.

>>15016901
Both incoming.
Soon-ish

>> No.15026170

>>15025888
No idea, I miss when these threads used to be focused on the porn and fun stuff.
They still have these, but I feel the demographic has changed a bit in recent years.

>> No.15026172

>>15026042
>Armored maid outfit
>Lizardman tail lewd time
>Straight up living doll roleplay

Living Doll sounds fucking great however I'd like someone to art up a Lizardman in meido armor

>> No.15026175

>>15025897
>only one person finds the daughteru shit stupid

>> No.15026184

>>15026141
>Both incoming.
>Soon-ish
This bodes well to my loins.

>> No.15026188

>>15026175
oh yeah well I find my face stupid

>> No.15026193

>>15026175
No but it's always one guy who tries to kick up a fuss about it and words his questions the exact same way.

>> No.15026203

>>15026175
I can kind of agree, I don't get the super daughteru craze, what about having cute sons to raise. Also I don't mind if you like a daughteru but when it seems like your being mean to those that choose not to have children with their waifu, that goes to far. If a guy doesn't want a daughteru/ children or just wants a son, let him be.

>> No.15026229

>>15026193
And yet people still reply to him.

>> No.15026232

>>15026103
It really depends where you are.

I mean, you can quite literally take a few steps from one street to another, and suddenly all these cramped, Victorian-made brick buildings are replaced with more modern concrete, glass and steel blocks.
In general, the area is pretty crowded with buildings regardless, but if you go to one of the parks, especially somewhere like Hyde Park, you'll see a lot of open grass and trees, either sparsely scattered across open areas, or just lining paths in general.

If you take a walk along the Thames, you won't see as much housing. It'll mostly be either industrial buildings, older brick buildings, or palace-y bits, depending on where you actually are.

I'd go into more detail of actual streets if I could, but it's been a few months since I've actually been down to London.

>> No.15026237

>>15026203
This. The daughteru guys can have their thing, but the moment an anon claims they don't want kids you get some incredibly butthurt shit thrown at you for it.

>> No.15026242

>>15026203
>what about having cute sons to raise
Not part of the setting, also the monster girl thread and not a thread about boys.

I totally get the whole not wanting kids thing though, I'm highly against having offspring in real life.

>> No.15026245

>>15026237
I don't want kids. Just eternal fucking with mai waifu

>> No.15026250

>>15026232
thanks for the reply

>> No.15026251

>>15025137
>Not every kind of slime at the same time

>> No.15026255

>>15026242
Kids suck in real life. They still kind of suck in anime too, most of the time. There are exceptions to this of course.

>> No.15026259

>>15026229
Not everybody is here all day every day. I'd seen him for the first time today. It's not like he managed to get anything more than a couple of reasonable answers, anyway.

>> No.15026260

>>15026245
This. The appeal behind the setting is having a loving waifu to fuck and spend your life with, having some squealing brats running around takes time away from that. Yes, KC decided to make it "canon" that they all want kids, but when was the last time this place stuck to the canon?

>> No.15026263

>You live alone in a large house, hoping to meet a nice girl soon
>One day at work, your Tanuki boss let's you go home early
>You happily accept since you just bought Monster Souls 3, and you are eager to play it
>Upon entering your house you see 8 Werecats playing card games on your diner table
>As you make your presence heard, they all panic and flee, leaving their cards, catnip cigars and milk drinks behind
>You try to make sense of what just happened before giving up, and starting up your console

>> No.15026266

>>15026260
Throwing you a bone here, it takes monster girls years, decades or even centuries in some cases to even have a single daughter in canon.

>> No.15026268

>>15026259
It's just the thread trying to make a particular group out to be a single individual once again. I genuinely asked the question last week because I just don't get the appeal of having kids in a porn setting, but this other guy clearly either didn't see the responses or didn't find the answers satisfactory.

>> No.15026269

What monstergirl would've enjoyed watching Wrestlemania with me?
That was actually a pretty good show, other than the ending and Flair helping his daughter cheat her way to victory again.
Also good riddance to that shitty Diva's Championship Belt.

>> No.15026272

>>15026260
not him but for me the appeal of MGE is corruption and women turning monster. having a loving woman at the end of it is a plus

>> No.15026273

>>15026260
If I didn't lose my Hellhound collection I'd be posting one the FUCKING ADORABLE pictures of a Hellhound with her pups. I would acquiesce and accept parenthood for that

>> No.15026274

>>15026266
But they'll still eventually have a kid this way. I'm just going to use my own headcanon like everyone else here does when it comes to bullshit in the setting I don't like. This way we can all have nice things.

>> No.15026276

>>15026260
>the appeal is [words]
For you.

>> No.15026278

>>15026273
Do you want some hellhound pictures?

>> No.15026281

>>15026272
The reverse rape/women being dominant is the appeal for me. I like that there are entire races that come as eight foot tall furious fuck machines with tits the size of your head as standard. This setting really has something for everyone.
And knowing this, we all still fight over dumb shit.

>> No.15026286

>>15026273
I've seen that picture and I still give no fucks, I wouldn't want kids. It's weird because I like the idea of having a huge wolfu, but they're the species most likely to have a stupid amount of kids in the first place.

>> No.15026294

Will these threads once again become deserted with the coming of Waifu Souls 3?

>> No.15026299

>>15026294
Most likely.
That and undead cosplaying as the chosen undead.

>> No.15026300

>>15026294
Probably. I still remember how slow the threads were aft DS2 came out.
At least the threads will be comfy though.

>> No.15026301

>>15026294
>I still don't have a current generation console or a half decent PC
For once, something coming out makes me want one of those things. Fallout 4 looks like the average garbage Bethesda has sunk to releasing these days, but everything I see about Dark Souls 3 looks sublime.

>> No.15026302

>>15026294
I'll still be here. I'm no Souls player.

>> No.15026304

>>15026302
>I'm no Souls player
I'm just a poorfag so I have an excuse, but you? You don't.

>> No.15026307

>>15026294
Nah, I've never played a Souls game, and I don't really plan on doing so.

>> No.15026308

I want to sniff a mouse in a park.
I want to sniff a mouse in the dark.

>> No.15026311

>>15026304
I'm just not a fan of the games.
That's all there is to it.

>> No.15026313

>>15026308
Be sure to keep them in the basement!
Can't have those mice breaking out.

>> No.15026314

>>15026300
DS2 was so disappointing. I only played it through once and didn't even bother with the DLC. It's like the team looked at Dark Souls and assumed people only liked it because it was hard, and ignored the amazing design, the lore and the atmosphere.

>> No.15026315

>>15026311
>>15026307
You have been measured and found wanting.

>> No.15026317

>>15026308
Don't.

>> No.15026320

>>15026278
yes please

>> No.15026322

>>15026315
Whatever you say man.

>> No.15026325

>>15026315
Just like my penis.

>> No.15026328

>>15026281
>This setting really has something for everyone.
>And knowing this, we all still fight over dumb shit.
This
I just don't like the fact that talking about genderbending and having sex with little girls is fine but I want to talk about MG style corruption and suddenly i need to go to /d or TFT. I know not many people are into that but its still annoying

But this is just me, feel free to trash my opinion

>> No.15026329

>>15026322
Go on. Turn your back on your destiny. That's all you're good for!

>> No.15026330

>>15026294
I haven't even completed 1.

>> No.15026335

>>15026315
Don't quote a Knight's Tale at me, man. I just don't care for the games. My computer's not a gaming PC, and the only gaming system I actually still own anymore is a 3DS.

>> No.15026336

>>15026330
I had a friend I got into 1.

Couldn't even beat the first two bosses without my help until I threw him into mage.

>> No.15026338

>>15026329
Then it's hardly my destiny, isn't it?

>> No.15026339

>>15026317
Oh yeah? What are you gonna do about it? Call in a group of delinquent Rat Girls to come beat me up?

>> No.15026343

>>15026328
Corruption's not that bad. It's just making human women better.

>> No.15026346

>>15026328
I feel you man. I don't share in your fetishes and most of the ones I've shared are accepted, but I don't see how yours are any worse than what we usually discuss.

>> No.15026351

>>15026328
But women being corrupted is talked about on here. I don't know many anons who'd claim that shit is /d/. But then again we've got the double standard that Quicksilver is fine while the other people who discuss actual /d/ shit are to be hounded off the thread, so what the fuck do I know?

>> No.15026353

>>15026336
I'm just stuck on the dude with the dogs. And Blighttown.

I'm having more fun in Bloodborne anyway.

>> No.15026355

>>15026330
I haven't even completed Demon's Souls

>> No.15026364

>>15026336
I hear mage is easymode, but I never tried it.
I like starting with the broadsword and using it for the entire game. Just think how legendary that weapon would be after the game's events. You know, if it wasn't fucking melted by the first flame along with the chosen undead

>> No.15026366

>>15026364
>rekindling the fires
Good goy.

>> No.15026367

>>15026260
>The appeal behind the setting is
Nice hot opinions you got there, Anon. Very kind of you to let the rest of us know what we think.

>> No.15026368

>>15026320
Ugh, my internet speeds are horrid. That took way longer than I expected.

http://imgur.com/a/aADvJ

Either way, there you go. It's not a complete collection by any means, because I haven't actually organised my MG collection, but it should get you started again. Just hit the link to download as a ZIP if you want.

>> No.15026370

>>15026351
When corruption is talked about while I'm around its usually about either how its shit or that one ushi-oni greentext is brought up

we got a lucky break when that one dude posted stuff from MGU

>> No.15026371

>>15026364
My very first run only had a great sword, a tower shield, and some healing miracles.

My second had magic out the ass and it was much easier than the first.

>> No.15026372

>>15026367
Why so salty?

>> No.15026375

>>15026269
Wurm

>> No.15026378

>>15026367
I was only posting my opinion on it, I don't get why you're being an ass about that.
But maybe >>15026237 was right after all.

>> No.15026379

>>15026372
That very post you replied to explains it quite well

>> No.15026383

>>15026339
Of course not, I'll have a group of hardcore Cat Girls beat you up!

>> No.15026387

>>15026368
Thanks very much sir. Really appreciate it

>> No.15026389

>>15026370
>we got a lucky break when that one dude posted stuff from MGU
Do I even want to know?

>> No.15026391

>>15026379
The guy was clearly talking about what he liked, but you come along and acted like a prick over it.

>> No.15026393

>>15026378
>I was only posting my opinion on it
You stated a fact, if it was intended to be an opinion you worded it incorrectly. Wasn't just one post that called you out on it >>15026276

>> No.15026398

GETTING A FOOT-JOB FROM A CROW TENGU WHO THINKS IT'S A REALLY FUCKING WEIRD THING TO DO BUT IS TOO EMBARRASSED TO SAY ANYTHING, LEST SHE DISAPPOINT YOU.

>> No.15026400

>>15026393
I wasn't telling you that this was what you had to think or whatever. I think you must be pretty insecure to get this angry about it.

>> No.15026402

>>15026398
Why are you shouting?

>> No.15026405

>>15026237
Only thing that bothers me about those guys is the way they post. I don't particularly want kids myself.

>> No.15026409

>>15026400
It's just this thread in general. You posted your opinion, didn't word it well, and now that autist thinks you made a personal attack on him. It tends to happen here and my advice is to ignore him and just walk away.

>> No.15026414

>>15026398
I would totally do it just to see how it feels and to prove that she can do anything a human can do.

>> No.15026420

>>15026405
You mean all the name calling and belittlement just because you don't want kids? I just assume they're trolling. It's just too weird of a thing to get genuinely pissed off over for their rage to be real.

>> No.15026423

>>15026414
Those bird-feet would be REALLY smooth and soft, considering how she flies everywhere and they've seen minimal wear from walking as a result.

>> No.15026424

>>15026423
I'd cum all over them and cum more inside of her.

>> No.15026425

>>15026402
why aren't you?

>> No.15026431

>>15026383
Rough, Alley-Cat Girls? Oh no.

>> No.15026433

>>15026387
No problem. If you want any wolf, fox or anubis girls, then my folders for them are more or less almost together too.

>> No.15026435

>>15026431
Oh yes anon.

>> No.15026438

>One more in front of us
Almost there.

>> No.15026441

>>15026433
>wolf
>fox
>anubis
You are a man of taste. You just labeled my some of my favs. If you ever upload it, post it in here

>> No.15026444

>>15026420
No, I mean the guys that say they don't want kids. I agree with the sentiment but after seeing that same question asked 3 or 4 times over the last month it's getting annoying.

>> No.15026445

>>15026431
>>15026435
What's the name of their gang?

>> No.15026446

>>15026423
It's amusing to think that the best feet belong to the monstergirls who can either fly, or just walk the least. Liches, angels, valkyries, cupids and such. I would worship those feet.

>> No.15026452

>>15026438
I want to make the new thread.

>> No.15026453

>>15026433
>anubutts
Way to ruin your chain of superior opinions.

>> No.15026454

What's the best non-standard color (not normal human skin tone) for a monstergirl?

For a curvy girl?

For a loli?

>> No.15026455

>>15026454
Blue

>> No.15026456

>>15026452
Some nerd always makes it too early and upsets the locals. Don't be that nerd.

>> No.15026457

>>15026452
No
You're on time-out. We know what you did.

>> No.15026459

>>15026454
Red or blue.

>> No.15026461

>>15026454
>What's the best non-standard color (not normal human skin tone) for a monstergirl?
Brown or blue.
>For a curvy girl?
A color fitting for Undead (blue, grey, green)
>For a loli?
Shit I don't know.

>> No.15026464

>>15026456
When the thread finally drops off of course.

>> No.15026466

I want to raise a monster into thinking she is human

>> No.15026469

>>15026454
For a curvy girl it's Rockin' Blue Raspberry
For a slender Onee-san it's Deep Purple
For a loli it's Luscious Lavender

>> No.15026470

>>15026454
>Standard body type
Brown
>Titty monster
Pale as a Wight
>Loli
Blue.

>> No.15026475

>>15026456
Frankly, I don't care about the locals. Anything that upsets them is a good thing in my book.
I don't want to get on the mods' bad side though.

>> No.15026478

>>15026469
Those sound like gushers flavors

>> No.15026479

>>15026466
>Have bro
>He has an adopted Chinese imoutoand a normal sister too
>His family are all Aryan folk of German stock
>She can comprehend the fact that she was different from the rest of the family, but couldn't put two and two together and realize she was adopted

Always made me kek. She was really little and would get all confused and mad at me whenever I brought it up.

>> No.15026481

>>15026478
They are
If you know what I mean

>> No.15026486

>>15026479
>whenever I brought it up
You're an evil, evil man.

>> No.15026487

>>15026479
Sounds hilarious

>> No.15026489

>>15026454
Green, at least in my opinion

>> No.15026491

>>15026466
Would you raise a obviously monstrous one like a snake into thinking that

>> No.15026496

>>15026491
No that sounds impossible, I was thinking an elf or a doppelganger

>> No.15026503

>>15026496
No man you want to raise an ushi-oni into thinking she is a human

>> No.15026504

>>15026475
Go ahead and make one then senpai, mods delete the old one more often than not when a nerd prematurely makes a thread.

>> No.15026511

>>15026504
Don't encourage that shit.

>> No.15026514

>>15026503
That is crazy but would be hilarious, I wonder how freaked out people would get at how she would act

>> No.15026515

>>15026504
That's a fine way to get on the bad side of the mods.

Also it's a good idea not to stir shit with janitor applications going on, we might piss of a native who gets accepted.

>> No.15026516

Don't make a new thread before the current one falls off the board you retards, don't even talk about doing that.

>> No.15026522

>>15026516
I want to make a thread after this one falls off, but it seems someone want to do otherwise.
I even have the thread cooking and ready to post the moment this archives.

>> No.15026526

>>15026515
Anon already said he didn't care about the locals, and moderation has always been fickle. What are they gonna do, banish the thread to /a/?

>> No.15026532

>>15026526
>What are they gonna do, banish the thread to /a/?
/vg/'s monster girl thread or /d/. Don't tempt fate.

>> No.15026535

>>15026526
Don't stir the fucking pot anon.

>> No.15026538

>>15026526
Go fuck yourself.

>> No.15026542

>>15026522
Not if I post mine first!

>> No.15026547

>>15026542
pls no
My thread will use BarbKs recent Lizardman for the OP image by the way.

>> No.15026548

Nobody fuck this up.

>> No.15026556

>>15026526
>Is a new janitor going to be a pedantic asshole with a personal vendetta against things they don't like?
You ask that question like it doesn't happen all the time.

>> No.15026557

>>15026548
You know someone will fuck up it's a safe bet people will rush and forget the topic name too.

>> No.15026566

>>15026557
Why people rush it is a fucking mystery to me. Can't anyone go five shitting minutes without a monstergirl thread up?

>> No.15026569

>>15026526
Let’s not challenge fate shall we?

>>15026548
All things considered. It’s likely that someone will.

>> No.15026573

>>15026548
Too late I'm already doing it!
Aaaaaaahhhhhhhh

>> No.15026574

>>15026566
No.

>> No.15026580

>>15026573
STOP!

>> No.15026611

Somebody posted a cu-sith op thread

>> No.15026618

>>15026611
3/10, you made me look.

>> No.15026620

>>15026611
You made me check you fuck.

>> No.15026633

>>15026618
>>15026620
I'm sorry, I'm bored.

>> No.15026641

>>15026633
Don't talk to me ever again.

>> No.15026652

>>15026641
Don't talk to me or my cu-sith ever again.

>> No.15026654

>>15026641
or my daughteru

>> No.15026658

>>15026641
But Anon, what about all the great times we had together? What about that time in Tuscany?

>> No.15026666

>>15025927
More pls

>> No.15026671

>>15026574
One thing the /a/ threads have over us at the moment.

>> No.15026693

>>15026654
I think you mean your wife's daughter.

>> No.15026695

>>15026641
Can I talk with you mom and dad?

>> No.15026715

I'm on a wait list for another commission. Dunno when that'll get started but it's something to look forward to at least.

>> No.15026727

>>15026715
What girl does it involve?

>> No.15026747

>New Fire Keeper Shrine Girl wears a mask/helmet
>Looks a kinda like the Basilisk mask

Hmm...

>> No.15026758

>>15026715
Which artist? Usually pretty easy to tell how long it'll take by that.

>> No.15026760

>>15026747
Basilisks could use a little more love.

>> No.15026761

I want to go on a vain quest to fight the tyranny of monster girls
I want to be absolutely destroyed by a mid-boss Black Harpy
I want her to go on a long monologue about how humans are a stupid race that will only destroy itself if not kept under control
I want her Arachnee superior to walk in on the scene and look down on my half-conscious body
I want the Arachnee aura's to be so strong that it deeply scars my mind and soul
I want to become a broken shell of my former self, not even able to talk properly
I want to be given to a Scylla as thanks to her performance
I want the Scylla to heal me and make me realize that the monsters were right the whole time
I want to become the first human to become a general in the national socialist monster party
I want to help conquer the foolish human lands who have not yet realized the greatness of monsters

>> No.15026767

>>15026727

Kejourou

>>15026758

.less. I'm at the bottom of his list so it'll be awhile.

>> No.15026769

>>15026761
>national socialist monster party
So you want to get raped by Russians and occupied by Americans?

>> No.15026776

>>15026767
>.less
It'll be a while alright, yeesh.

>> No.15026777

>>15026761
Finally somebody who understands.

>> No.15026781

>>15026767
>.less
Well I said usually, it's really hard to tell with .less.

Sometimes he blazes through them and other times you're lucky to hear back after a few months.

>> No.15026791

Always remind onee-san that incest is wrong

>> No.15026795

>>15026767
>.less
Meh

>> No.15026800

>>15026791
That'd make her like it even more.

>> No.15026802

>>15026791
Too late, already fucked like rabbits and gave her an extra helping of baby batter.

>> No.15026806

>>15026791
Go away Sabbath

>> No.15026810

>>15026800
Then spray her with a water bottle every time she gets that look in her eyes
>>15026806
All incest is wrong

>> No.15026815

http://i.imgur.com/jNeXAMt.png

Sleep tight, thread.

>> No.15026816

>>15026810
You are wrong

>> No.15026819

>>15026806
>Having sex with your older, washed-up sister
>Not using your fresh and pure imouto

It's like you are choosing to live wrong on purpose

>> No.15026822

>>15026781
>>15026776

Yeah, but I think it'll be worth the wait for what I have in mind. There's another artist I'm on a wait list and a third who is working on a commission currently

>> No.15026825

>>15026815
When it finally dies I might.

>> No.15026830

>>15026822
Three commissions? I'm jealous, I've been having trouble deciding which girl to get drawn from a few potential OCs.

Also doesn't help I'm being hard on myself so I don't make them too special snowflakey

>> No.15026836

What monster girl would watch shit shows like CSI or Law & Order for shits and giggles?

>> No.15026842

>>15026836
Cheshire so she can repeat the cheesy lines all the time to piss you of.

>> No.15026847

>>15026830
I would commission more but a lot of them seem pretty busy as is.

I also sent a request to Phanaxial but he never replied so I'm not sure he plans to do that.

>> No.15026877

I wanna platonically pet a Cheshire

>> No.15026881

>>15026791
Good thing she knows already.

And I love her for that, she lets me have the choice of who I want to love.

>> No.15026884

>>15026666
SUPER SATAN DEMANDS MILF ALPS!!!

>> No.15026886

>>15026819
>Not using your fresh and pure imouto
>pure
Baphomet please, stop it with the Sabbath propaganda.

>> No.15026895

>>15026791
>Always remind onee-san that incest is best shared between onee-sans and their ototous.

fixed that for you buddy

>> No.15026896

>Got job offer from my interview last week
>Symmetrical docking commission confirmed

It's. Happening.

>> No.15026905

>>15026666
Liking alps, as expected of super satan

>> No.15026910

>>15026896
>Symmetrical docking commission confirmed
Does it involve that Lich and Hellhound discussion we had in a previous thread?
Will there be lactation?

>> No.15026912

>>15026896
>Symmetrical docking
This is my fetish. Which two girls?

>> No.15026914

>>15026896
I just got a pay increase too, so I think I'll splurge on some new art.

Is that the lich and hellhound docking art we talked about a short while ago?

>> No.15026917

>>15026791
Any kind of incest is right
Incest is the purest form of love, and onee-san incest is the second purest form of incest

>> No.15026926

>>15026917
>and onee-san incest is the second purest form of incest
>not the first

>> No.15026937

>>15026926
We all know the purest is father-daughter, don't fool yourself

>> No.15026944

>>15026937
>father-daughter
That's the shittiest one.

>> No.15026946

>>15026926
The purest form is mom-son with a virgin mother who gave birth via parthenogenesis

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