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Highly trustworthy elves.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.15005673

That last thread lasted just a day. Wow, that was fast.

>> No.15005675

Kejourou are love

>> No.15005677

Maids are olev.

Seriously didn't expect the thread to archive that soon.

>> No.15005681

Undead a best

>> No.15005682

Around elves...

>> No.15005683

Fix some shelves

>> No.15005687
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New Jabberwock, looking forward to the doujin.

I want to marry her!

>> No.15005691

Why the fuck would I fix shelves, I am needed here to show them my moves.

>> No.15005693

>This pinup
Oh yes

>> No.15005698

Then show them your moves.

Show them how hard you can pound and nail

>> No.15005705

I was trying to rhyme, I failed

Nevertheless I think I can show them how well I pound.

>> No.15005712

Heddiw da, /mgt/.

>> No.15005725

That's Welsh for something, isn't it?

>> No.15005733 [SPOILER] 
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Mino valley girls

>> No.15005738 [SPOILER] 
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Oh, forgot to say that pose 2 won. Thanks for voting y'all!


>> No.15005741

Big, juicy, headcrushing thighs.

Plump petite butt.

Squishy belly bully.

Round, soft underboob.

Supple tail.

Soft tufts of fur.

Silky smooth, brushable hair.

Solid, strong abdomen.

>> No.15005744

Not of the 12Beast variety I'd hope.

>> No.15005745

Are you going to show the finished version to that Monster Girl Island fellow? He'd probably appreciate the fanart.

>> No.15005749

Why? I actually prefer them over the MGE and EMG ones, and I say this as a femdomfag.

>> No.15005769
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Not him but I fully agree with him.

In terms of personality they're nothing like you'd expect from a Minotaur. Sure you could say "that's what makes them interesting" or something but they're a massive disappointment just like everything crabman has ever touched.

>> No.15005774

I don't know, I just really like easygoing girls and big strong girls, and they're both.

>> No.15005789

Yup, I plan to!

>> No.15005801

Sounds dandy.

>> No.15005818

agreed, easygoing strong girls are of great taste and in general something I like and enjoy seeing. Plus the idea of you relaxing with one as you both cuddles sounds just perfect.

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>> No.15005841

x is best girl

>> No.15005854

My taste > Everyone else taste

>> No.15005861
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Salamanders with halberds > Salamanders with swords

>> No.15005864

Wash yourselves.

>> No.15005866

Oh wow, the other thread archived so fast? Well. Shameless reminder that my second chapter of Gladiators in the Night is out.

>> No.15005871
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Post succubutt

>> No.15005874
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>> No.15005875

That's a cute salamander, I wish to cuddle her and massage her equally cute fin ears, maybe get to see her blush possibly?

>> No.15005878

I want to dress up a busty little Succubus as a Werecat!

>> No.15005881

I agree.

>> No.15005882

>dat skindention
Yeah baby.

>> No.15005886
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>> No.15005892

>This guy is a decent fighter, to prove it he will beat a Lizard! then an Ushi!
apart from that I enjoyed it

>> No.15005898

This is my favourite Salamander design.

>> No.15005899

Perhaps he is being set up for failure? That's a possibility.

>> No.15005900
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She's a cute succubutt, we need more monster girl cheer leaders though.

I want to win a bet against an overly serious Anubis and have her dress up as one.

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Am I doing it right?

>> No.15005911

What's she cheering me on for?

>> No.15005912

>Ran dressed as Morrigan
Never thought I'd see this in my lifetime.

>> No.15005916

The short hair and black scales work wonders.

>> No.15005922
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Ran plays dressup a lot

>> No.15005927

No it's early for halloween

>> No.15005932

Getting undressed.

>> No.15005935

Their tits look like hot dogs.

>> No.15005939
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Would you do it?

>> No.15005941

That's very of her, though I have to wonder am I just that attractive or is she just doing it for giggles?

>> No.15005942

Since when are elves monster girls?

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>> No.15005945

You just might want to delete that.

>> No.15005946

Oh yes.

>> No.15005949
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They can monsterize.

>> No.15005952

She's a succubus, it's hard to tell what they're really thinking.

Just don't be surprised when she starts cheering masturbation instructions while dancing.

>> No.15005955

Really? But there are no nips or something explicit?

>> No.15005956

>Take your shirt off shoes and socks!
>Come on Anon show me that cock!
>Rip your clothes of really fast!
>Drop your pants and fuck my ass!
>Now give me a D!

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>> No.15005970

I was about to comment on how incredibly soft those tits looked but now I can't unsee that they are hot dogs, thank you for ruining them...

>> No.15005972

But I want to make a bunch of little devils with her.

>> No.15005974

Look at that hmanga around her arms mang.

>> No.15005975

Monster Girls that smoke and drink are underrated

>> No.15005976

Well yeah, of co
>Dani's Pizza
What horrible taste. Nevermind. I'd rather put my dick in a Matangobutt than stick it in someone with horrible taste

>> No.15005978

They're optional.

>> No.15005981

>no busty old hag to do the Hikaru Genji plan with you

>> No.15005982

That's a little weird, I'd think she would ant to have sex with me rather than cheering from the sidelines, guess she' trying to show off her happy and cheerful personality. I wonder what would happen if I asked her to slow dance with me as I hold her close so she may dance to the beat of my heart?

That's pretty funny, wonder if she'd like it if I'd cheered her on by whispering sweet nothings into her cute ears?

>> No.15005985

Source on that manga?

>> No.15005988

Hell if I know.

>> No.15005991

Cigarettes are fucking disgusting though.

>> No.15005993

Yeah... Migth be a goof idea.
You know what, I'll let it be up for a while (until ppl stop respoding to it) and put up a edit later.

No one here would feel like making an edit? I suck at that...

>> No.15005994

Good, tobacco is pretty gross desu.

>> No.15005999

Remember when we had that chain-smoking unemotional sex Baphomet greentext and then that faggot made her a tsun waifu for the rewrite?


>> No.15006000
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Smoking isn't my thing but a monster girl who likes a drink is pretty attractive to me.

I want to share beers with a Hellhound and attempt to wrestle for domination before realising we're too tipsy for that and end up cuddlefucking.

>> No.15006004

>I'd think she would ant to have sex with me rather than cheering from the sidelines
Of course she does but she wants to see what you're made of first.

>> No.15006005
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Vaginas are gross too but no one here complains about them. It's like you guys still don't get 2D >>> 3D.

>> No.15006009

as am i because this is the first im hearing of it

>> No.15006014

>not liking vaginas
Take a hike tar-breath, but you probably can't even do that without hacking up a lung.

>> No.15006015
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>> No.15006019

Vaginas in real life are fucking disgusting. They smell like fish and look slimey and nasty. Not to mention you don't know where it's been.

>> No.15006021
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2D cigs are still cigs, which are universally awful.
2Dothersmoke is fine though.

>> No.15006022

I'm ot sure what she means, but I trust her and will follow along out of sheer curiosity. I mean, what could she want and what happens when she does join in on the fun, I hope it's cute and sweet?

>> No.15006030

I don't know about smoking regular tobacco...

An ara ara monster girl smoking some kind of magical leaves through a pipe would be great tho

>tfw she blows the smoke on your face and it smells like sex

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>Talking shit about best color
>Talking shit about the fastest color


>> No.15006037
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The Mofu Club

Where our beautiful Mofu Girls will tend to your needs.

>> No.15006043

Yes, this guy gets it, and not only with smoking but with everything else as well

>> No.15006044

Snake blowjob.

>> No.15006045

Only if there's one with a flat chest and fat ass.

>> No.15006051
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Yes anon, get to work on spreading the horrific parasite apocalypse via matango.

All you need to do is infect a Wurm with it and...

>> No.15006052
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I want to dig deep into my swag bag to make the overly serious lilim I'm in love with confess to me because whoever confesses first loses.

>> No.15006053

I thought it was the other way around
Beautiful mofus hired us to tend to their needs

>> No.15006054

Well since i'm new here and a bit shy, what kind of needs and what is there to choose from?

>> No.15006055

That's the human broth- I mean butler cafe two streets away

>> No.15006062
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Is this better then?
Behold my paint skills.

>> No.15006063

I want to work at a Butler Cafe! I want to sit in Monster Girl's laps and pour them their drink! I want to be cute and help stuttering awkward otaku Monster Girls build up their confidence!

>> No.15006065

Oh shit, you got eyes like a hawk Anon, I never noticed

>> No.15006068
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>that image
I hope you weren't trying to persuade anybody.

>> No.15006075

Not the first time he's tried to shitpost with it.

>> No.15006077

What if they get a bit rowdy? What if a group of Ogres decide they want more?

What Monster Girl bouncer would protect you?

>> No.15006079

It's okay/10

>> No.15006080

Fat assed Wurm.

>> No.15006082

You've clearly never seen a vagina of decent quality anon

>look slimey and nasty
>implying this is bad

Or maybe you're just gay

>> No.15006083

>serving otaku monster girls
I guess you're new there. Once you have been there enough time you will be send to please the strong rude girls, and later the rich ones.

>> No.15006089

Did VN anon ever continue that story?

>> No.15006091

>It has the shoulder thing that goes up
Fucking assault weapons man.

>> No.15006093
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So Hakutaku is the seductive type of teacher, which monster girl would be the type that attempts to be serious about her job and gets seduced by her student?

>> No.15006094
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>"I-I would like a rice omelette... P-Please."

>> No.15006097

Shirohebi, always Shirohebi.

>> No.15006098

They have security you know; it's not the first time a monstergirls tries to take one of the guys home with her.

>> No.15006100


>> No.15006103

I don't care what anyone says. I'm telling an oni I want to live between her thighs.

>> No.15006106
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Wonderland Cafe for me thanks.

Cheshire waitresses are CUTE.

>> No.15006107

That's actually pretty cute

>> No.15006108


>> No.15006109

Eh? Who now?

>> No.15006114
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Don't tread on me, ningen

>> No.15006116

You're living in MGC's pristine bachelor homes when some rather loud noises start coming from your roof.

It almost sounds like a large Harpy is stomping on top of your roof but it could be anything really.

What do you do?

>> No.15006118

This one stands out the most to me. Tries to be strict because she has to but she's too kind hearted to pull it off and is prone to dropping her notes in the corridor.

Sea Bishops are cute.

>> No.15006119

I'd prefer the Mad Hatter barista.

>> No.15006122

Knock on the roof and ask who's there? Can't be too safe.

>> No.15006123

Lock self in panic room in the basement
Play Civ 5
Dutch, large continents, marathon

>> No.15006127
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Stay the fuck inside.

My pelvis isn't ready for BIG birds.

>> No.15006128

Go up there and tell them to stop.
In a civil manner.

>> No.15006133

Go up there and bop it on the head until it goes away.

>> No.15006135

Tell them to either find the front door or fuck off. I can't afford to have the roof reshingled.

>> No.15006137

Get shotgun, lock doors & windows.

Why must you do this

>> No.15006140

And she has to ask Anon to wheel her around between classes since she can't carry stuff easily in her wheelchair

>> No.15006142
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Reposting new Gazer art. Gazerfag has good taste in lewd.

>> No.15006144

She'd be so good at the job, and so incredibly smug about it.

>> No.15006146

>30 round assault clip

>> No.15006148
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My life contains a distinct need for more winged and horned fluffcubusses. Succufluffs? Mofoni?

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>> No.15006152

Gazers work well as bottom-heavy girls.

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>> No.15006154

I think there's a name for the specific variation you just posted, but I don't recall it.

>> No.15006155

Where can a young man go to find care and guidance from a mature and responsible older girl?

Not quite a mother figure exactly; maybe more like, say, a big sister?

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>> No.15006158

God, it's like someone put a baby's head on a manlets torso and stapled beach balls to the chest.

>> No.15006162

That didn't go as I was expecting

>> No.15006163

Ask the nearest Onee-Sabbath congregation

>> No.15006165
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Oh, one of those onee-san maid cafes huh?

>> No.15006166

Somebody save that man before he drowns!

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As you go about your shenanigans you're snatched up and thrown into a clown copter!

Looks like you'll be toiling away with Lady Bowser for a while in her castle until your next door neighbor's come to save you. Again.

At least those twin sister Wurms are kind enough to do it for you.

Except for you, you end up being fine. You are however boring. Very very boring.

>> No.15006171

That was pretty boring.

>> No.15006177

I don't know what I expected.

>> No.15006179
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What were you expecting?

>> No.15006183

A Salamander wearing a Mario costume will save me, I'm not too worried.

>> No.15006186

That woman needs to be properly disciplined I tell you what. If I have to be the one that does it then so be it.

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Nice meow-meow

>> No.15006194

>Except for you, you end up being fine. You are however boring. Very very boring.
The great irony here is I was hoping my subterranean refuge would spare me capture by a high energy flying type and set me up with a nice lazy Wurm or a quiet, polite Sandworm

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No, it's Wurms anon.

Twin sister Wurms.

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Shy meow-meow

>> No.15006201

I'd never really considered it before but Lady Bowser would actually be a pretty top tier girl

>> No.15006202
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Bedroom meow-meow?

>> No.15006206

That's a fox.

>> No.15006208

Yep, somewhere between Thugdere and Mayadere.

Needs more muscle though.

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>> No.15006218

Shoo Fox! Go back to your shrine!

>> No.15006221
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Onee-sans are the best.

>> No.15006223
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Alright, but be sure to visit!

>> No.15006226

Shrines are boring.

>> No.15006230
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I will, how else am I going to get pictures of Foxes to sell?

>> No.15006233
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Then give a call!

>> No.15006236

Should I bring an offering? I'm not sure if I should bring wine or tofu.

>> No.15006241

Chibiwock nee-san looks dissatisfied. Did I do something wrong?

>> No.15006248

That looks like a real comfy place to live.

>> No.15006249

That art style looks familiar, who did that?

>> No.15006253
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How about a fox, that's also a cat?

>> No.15006256
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I want to have twin shark girl onee-sans

>> No.15006257

I'd rather just move in instead.

>> No.15006261

But that doesn't work like that.

>> No.15006264

I don't want to, I'm way too busy.

>> No.15006265

Not wanting to >>15005878 or some other species.

>> No.15006276
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If they can be Oni's, they can be cats.

>> No.15006277

And I managed to forget the most important part of acting like a smug asshole on an anonymous imageboard, oh well.

>> No.15006284
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Would you, could you, in a house?
Would you, could you, with a mouse?

>> No.15006287

That horn is clearly fake.

Stop this at once you deceiving fox.

>> No.15006292

Eh, I guess.

>> No.15006294

That mouse looks like it would burn down the house.

>> No.15006296

Yes. You're not cuddling her right now.

>> No.15006297

I want to be deceived by a fox.

>> No.15006300

Don't worry about it anon, just rape the mouse.

>> No.15006303
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With or without alcohol?

>> No.15006308

I want to drink an Oni under the table and earn her undying love and loyalty!

>> No.15006310

It has to be with alcohol, I want a busty Fox to get me drunk and lure me into her bedroom to be mofu'd.

>> No.15006312
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With or without tofu pasties?

>> No.15006321

>sin here

>> No.15006322

>drink an Oni under the table

>> No.15006323
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Line 443

Consider the following:
Scorpions give live birth through their operculum.

>> No.15006326

With, and I need to eat it off of her naked body.

>> No.15006330

>Plugsuit Ran

Have mercy on my dick, please.

>> No.15006331

I want to have a drinking contest with an Oni and win.

>> No.15006333

Scorpions, not even once.


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Bedroom chuffing!

>> No.15006339

Joke's on you, she already stung his dick last time and it wasn't guro.

>> No.15006341

I wonder, where does Yarah stand on the yandere scale?

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>> No.15006347

I want to bite a Jinko's shoulder while holding her down and fucking that tiger pussy.

>> No.15006349

Fairly low, she's just a sadist and likes to bully.

>> No.15006350

I knew it, Miyama does some good art for some decent stuff.

>> No.15006351

Alrighty then.

>> No.15006352

She's a cute Girtablilu, is she friendly and she does know it's not Christmas right, also why so scare to ask me out on a date?

>> No.15006355
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Cute drunk Monster Girls with tubby beer bellies!

>> No.15006356
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>Have mercy on my dick, please.

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Using the Muvluv suits just isn't fair either. These are all my weakness.

>> No.15006363

I can recall that Figgot drew that around the holiday season IIRC.

>> No.15006370

Most likely, still is she scared because she looks spooky when in reality she has a crush on me and is having difficulty asking me out. Tell her what after a nice kiss, I'll give her a pat on the head and she can come back to my place for our first date?

>> No.15006378
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"Come on Anon! Let's get a drink before going home tonight!"

>> No.15006385

I don't know. the last time we went drinking you got super wasted
On a glass of beer

>> No.15006386

What kind of drink and where at, we could just head back to my place to have some drinks?

>> No.15006388

Why would she were a business suit while going out drinking?
Oh, who am I to complain, I would jump at the chance.

>> No.15006389

Either way works for me.

>> No.15006390

>Muv-Luv outfits
Now I'm imagining the cast of Alternative as monster girls.
>Meiya as a lizard
>Ayamine as a lich
>Sumika as a wurm
>Tama as a nekomata
>Yuuko as a hakutaku
>Marimo as a hellhound because of the whole mad dog thing.
>Chizuru as Cu-Sith because she's a bitch and both are equally shit

>> No.15006394
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I've always wondered how MG's deal with depression? Is it all just sex therapy? Or would someone finally refer you to a specialist?

>> No.15006395

Like maybe 2/10 bloodstains. For other examples:
>Loli-Oni would get a full 10/10 with an extra severed mandible.
>The Mooezzin at least 7, since she went on a decade-long quest to break the glass ceiling for her childhood friend.
>The Paladin from Sinner in Blue a 4 pre- and 6 post-corruption, since she's secretly obsessed with the guy but can control herself until she dies.
>Tindalos-chan maybe an 8, since she's been watching someone on another plane of reality for quite some time.

>> No.15006396


Don't we need a designated driver though?

>> No.15006397

Sure, but I bet I could drink more than you.

>> No.15006401

>Is it all just sex therapy?
In KC canon. Yes.

>> No.15006402

Drinks after work = time honored tradition.


>> No.15006403

>The Mooezzin at least 7, since she went on a decade-long quest to break the glass ceiling for her childhood friend.
The Ushi-Oni?

>> No.15006404

Wrong, there's also cuddling therapy.

>> No.15006405

This is why KC invented mindflayers, you realize.

>> No.15006406

They'd probably just cut ties with you and move on to someone else. Why bother fixing a toy when there are millions of other identical ones in better condition?

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>> No.15006412
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Office Kitties are love.

>> No.15006414

Do MG's even get depression? And how do you think an MG psychologist would work? And I don't mean shit like Mindflayers or other mindreading/altering ones.

>> No.15006416

MGs regreting their poor choices makes my dick diamonds.

>> No.15006418

Anon! That's far to lewd for them.

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>> No.15006420

If it's something like that then I'd pretend to have depression just to get a monstergirl to make me feel better

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>> No.15006425
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What about office kitsuitne?

>> No.15006427

I dunno, if I was depressed the last thing I'd want is a sex-addicted non-human literally messing around with my mind.

>> No.15006428

They really are.

>> No.15006431

why does she look so sad?

>> No.15006433

Me too. Especially when their choices backfire horribly.

>> No.15006435
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Fine too, as are office Anubises. Really, any office fluffies are lovely.

>> No.15006440

She's still not married.

>> No.15006441

I hope it's not sexual harassment if I fondle her fluffy tail.

>> No.15006442
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Long day at work, and she hasn't had sexual relief in 5 years!

>> No.15006447

Well she shouldn't worry so much about marriage, she should enjoy life and be happy about the fact she's doing well in life. Any way to make her glum look disappear and also how she seems like a lovely looking young woman?

>> No.15006449

Well we can certainly change that. RIGHT NOW!

>> No.15006453

Oh no! I woke my Jinko waifu up from her nap, and I think she's stalking me in retaliation!

How do I save myself from being ridden and used as a body pillow post-sex as she falls back to sleep?

>> No.15006455
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Reiki and physical-touch therapy, only because magic and spiritual energy is actually being channeled, it has a documentable affect.

If your monstergirl wife ever got depression, you could combat it by placing your hands on hers, and willing in positive spirit energy with happy emotions for her to feed off of and recover.

>> No.15006456

Office Kiki when?

>> No.15006462

Indeed, if she wants to have a fling with me all she has to do is ask and I'll say yes, she knows that right or is she too busy to ask so I have to do it instead?

>> No.15006463
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Hug therapy, warm cuddle therapy

>> No.15006470
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Also, I think we're blowing through images way too early on in the thread guys.

>> No.15006477

That what i do when a monster girl, as it's both uplifting her happiness and helps them grow happier. I wish to be someone who helps cheer up depressed monster girls of many types and put smiles back on their faces, giving them hope and happiness that they'll find love/a good life thanks to me.

>> No.15006480

>warm and cold cuddle therapies from different girls
Would it be cheating to get cold hug therapy from a Lich or Yuki-Onna when you're married to a warm girl?

>> No.15006485

Fire emblem: demon lord's reign
>one campaign is essentially awakening with named monstergirl units and capturing named enemy units for your units to marry and make children or corrupt into more monstergirls
>other campaign has you play as a captain and mostly nameless soldier, no ranks, just tactics, unit customization, and tactics to deal with the monster threat. Named characters are few and far between but you do get not!Boromir and not!Faramir though
>both campaings have their own ending and story where the opposite is the villain
>no 3rd route that makes everything better magically

>> No.15006486

We are chewing through them at 2.64 times ideal rate. That's close to Red Comet speeds.

>> No.15006496

Second is HFY wank that could be replaced by most fantasy games, first one could actually be decent porn.

>> No.15006520

W-why does she have an arrow pointing to her crotch port?

>> No.15006522

So the ideal rate is slightly less than 10-1?
I'd agree, if /jp/ was slow enough that we kept hitting the 3k posts of yore.

>> No.15006536

We've been hitting over 2500 with people sniping or fucking up and pulling the trigger early. Threads left at their natural course would be near the old 3k or more. And /jp/ is slowing, minus some of the occasional spam like what killed yesterday's thread early.

>> No.15006539

I wonder what a hug from that Cosmic Yeti feels like.

>> No.15006541
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No, not at all, she'll only lock you outside in the snow for a few hours and show you cold therapy can't beat warm hugs therapy

>> No.15006544
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I think I found what I'm going to be doing for the next few hours

>> No.15006549
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Just a design, rather than a feature. Do you really think there's anything strange about her belly?

>> No.15006551

Well, tentacle-chan is certainly a beautiful flower speaking metaphorically, so they're not wrong.

>> No.15006565

Well, there's this small hole that looks like it could be used for lewd purposes...

>> No.15006573

>Try it
>It can't describe any of the pictures I'm feeding it
Amateur hour

>> No.15006576

Tommy the veteran update never

>> No.15006577


>> No.15006581

Why is Ran such perfect wife material?

>> No.15006583


>> No.15006585

>man-eating youkai
>perfect wife material

>> No.15006591

I'm not seeing a problem.

>> No.15006594

She'll 'eat' only her loved one.

>> No.15006605

Umm... wat?

>> No.15006609
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Speaking of games, that reminds me of a question.

So, ILLUSION is coming out with their newest waifu simulator sandbox next month, which involves the MC being a shota that crossdresses as a girl to infiltrate an all-girls academy and get all the onee-sans.

Now, my question to you anons:

Could such a plot ever succeed in an MG school without ending in Alping? I mean, the sheer concentration of dark energy in an all-MG school, plus the need to intentionally bathe yourself in it (to prevent scent and/or spirit energy detection). Or would there be no way to hide from MG's cockradar?

>> No.15006617

A textbook example of dollarham shenanigans.

>> No.15006618

I'm willing to take that risk and then some.

>> No.15006621

>MC being a shota

>> No.15006624

How was that not too indecent for the program.

>> No.15006630

Alp Maker is my favorite game series

>> No.15006631
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No clues. And yet this was considered too lewd

>> No.15006634

Not that it's relevant to the discussion, but illusion games are usually modded to hell and back given enough time.

I still play Sexy Beach Island and Artificial Academy 2 with an MG class/harem.

>> No.15006638

>man-"eating" youkai
>perfect wife material
Gospel truth.

>> No.15006642


So uh, does anyone know how to purchase the Liliraune doujin from melonbooks? I've never purchased many Japanese products.

>> No.15006644

Ojou Alp > Nerd Alp > Bride Alp > Swimming Alp > Boyish Alp > Slut Alp

>> No.15006645

Regardless, man crossdressing to get at girls is boring and just leads to pseudo yuri shenanigans which I have never liked.

>> No.15006648

You'd probbaly need some spirit energy suppresion, like how we talk about if monstergirls came to this world, and they'd freak out because of our lack of spirit energy. We'd be utterly undetectable by a sixth sense of theirs that is normally relatively omniscient.
So in KC's World, you'd need something to produce mobamana too.

Maybe you could arrange something with a lich. Let her cast a spell on you to siphon away your SE so she can have it to herself, and she shrouds you in a mamono veil.

>> No.15006653

>and they'd freak out because of our lack of spirit energy.

You're confusing the two terms, anon. MGs emit and produce DARK energy. Human men produce SPIRIT energy, which MGs consume (particularly in semen).

MGs want and crave spirit energy. I highly doubt they'd be unable to detect their major energy/food source.

>> No.15006656

I can't wait for the day this thing can make out smug anime girls by name.

>> No.15006658

A particularly moist turd > any and all alps.

>> No.15006662

Eww scat fetishest

>> No.15006667

I think it's pretty alright already.

>> No.15006673

No, read again. I might not have been 100% clear.

Humans produce spirit energy. To get away with pretending to be a monstergirl, you need to suppress that. But if you just do that, you need some way to make it look like you produce dark energy, or mamanomana.

Screw KC's lore.

>> No.15006676

>He doesn't know the hollowboy meme.

>> No.15006678

It thought http://i.imgur.com/8QSRZJU.png was a lewd image.

>> No.15006691

That was always stupid.

>> No.15006693

>I think this may be inappropriate content so I won't show it

Fuck you, you dumb AI baby. Delicious brown anubis ass is appropriate for every occasion.
Goddamn homo.

>> No.15006699

Really? It's been around for a while.


There's all the preview images from it.

>> No.15006701


She's apparently wearing sunglasses, and is potentially either in front of a massive space clock, or shrunken down in front of a regular-sizaed space clock.

Well, this is an amusing waste of time.

>> No.15006702

I want to cum all over an Anubis' hair and glasses.

>> No.15006703

But Anon, we're not made of elements and spirit energy, we're made of DNA.

>> No.15006707

I need more like this in my life.

>> No.15006708

I mean I KNOW IT, but just for the benefit of everyone else, could you explain it?

>> No.15006711


ai-san has yet to see the glory of pasties

>> No.15006713


Sensible chuckle

>> No.15006716

But the whole thing came across as LiveJournal poetry with how emo it was.

>> No.15006723
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>You will never be a library aide along with a bookworm basilisk, after school, and then go and eat dinner together afterwards

>> No.15006725

Yeah baby.

>> No.15006726

In fantasy land, humans produce spirit energy, which is a fundamental aspect of life. Monstergirls can detect this energy.
In a hypothetical scenario, if monstergirls came to this world, imagine if we didn't produce spirit energy in that situation. So to the monstergirls, we'd be outright unnatural, and completely at odds with their understanding of life.
Imagine if we all somehow had the ability to see/feel a person's soul, just around them like an aura. And then someone came along who, in every conceivable way, looks like they have no soul. Imagine how offputting and strange that'd be.

That's the rough idea.

>> No.15006730

I'm glad I'm not the only one that though that.

>> No.15006735

It did the same thing when I showed it one of Latenights ara ara Wendigo pictures.

>> No.15006753

Holy shit those hips.

>> No.15006756

It has a lactation fetish, dude


>> No.15006762

I wish it worked with the other Ran and Momiji lactation pics I tried to get it to analyze.

>> No.15006765

I wanna cuddle with a cute elf.
I want to tell her she's cute, and when she gets flustered, I kiss her!

>> No.15006766

So blanks, huh

>> No.15006767

Hips don't lie, anon. And they're telling you to fill them up.

>> No.15006775

Pretty much, yes.

>> No.15006778

Pretty much, yeah.
The foxgirls of the warp can't sense our power level.

>> No.15006786

So the Abominations would think we were as creepy as we thought they were? I wonder how good combining a scary boner with a creepy wetness would be...

>> No.15006799

If we were fortunate enough that they still considered us people.
Heroes in fiction never seem to think much of busting up robots or skeletons.
It could be just as unpleasant if a Hinezumi went tearing through human cordwood looking for the person behind this strange realm.

>> No.15006802

Arguably we'd look even stranger to them than they do to us.
Sure, their physical differences are there, and they don't look entirely different. But that perception of a lack of a soul, something integral to life on a base level, would be fundamentally wrong.

>> No.15006803

So that's why we are so lonely.

I didn't ask for this.

>> No.15006808
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Kissing the jinko and distracting, then being forced to take responsibility.

>> No.15006829

But I'm not into yaoi.

>> No.15006831

What do you mean, the monsters who have depression or the humans?

>> No.15006832

That doesn't mean they won't get creampied.

>> No.15006833

That's a girl, you dip.

>> No.15006835

That tomboy is too flat.

>> No.15006836

That's the most tomboy tomboy I've ever seen.

>> No.15006843

There's a fine line between tomboy and drawing a boy and calling it a girl, that's too much over the line for my tastes.

>> No.15006855

>implying you arent producing spirit energy RIGHT NOW

>> No.15006857

Do you think she can make legs?

>> No.15006862

That's some obvious cleavage in the first panel, anon. Even some in the second, even when her arm and the speech bubble and in the way.

>> No.15006863

What's that? It's time for MGC speed dating?! Well of course, why else would you be here! I wonder what girls we'll have today?

1. Black wyvern
Black scales and brown skin give this intimidatingly tall beauty a striking visage. Unlike most wyverns, this girl dreams of being the wife of an evil overlord. Naturally that is impossible in this day and age, but she'll appreciate it if you humor her by dressing up in the bedroom and acting it out. She's actually rich enough to afford making a home out of a castle, which can get cold at night. If you bring it up, she'll wrap her wings around you to keep you warm. She's also great with kids, play fighting with the neighborhood ones when they come over to play hero and captive. She'll despise you if you don't like children yourself.

2. Retired Honeybee
This hard working girl overworked herself for years, and was forced to stop working when it started affecting her health. She's here on recommendation of her doctor, to distract her from her urge to work. She'll be fine doing housework and tending to the yard, but should only do so in short sessions to avoid having her collapse. It'll be a foreign concept to her seeing someone else working around the house, but if you get her used to it she might become a nice relaxed queen bee by the time the first kids come.

3. Thunderbird stunt flyer
Moves like a bolt of lightning and is a popular sight even among other harpies at air shows. Her search for an adrenaline rush has led her so deep into the industry that there is no way she could survive outside of it, and she enjoys the attention she gets from it. She's only in the city until the show moves on however, after which you'll need to go on the road with her to keep the relationship going. Expect to do some crazy things like fucking midair so she can get a rush, and having lots of electrifying sex when traveling.

4. Lolidom Familiar
This pint sized thing doesn't take no for an answer, and what she wants is to dominate you in the bedroom. Expect bondage and magic shenanigans, as she'll use both to get the most pleasure she can out of you. Outside of the bedroom she acts sweet and innocent however, playing dumb anytime you try to tell anybody about what happened the night before. She'll still give you presents at random for being a good boy, often things you've been looking at a lot online, and will spoil you with affection at any chance she gets. If you get her any presents, you might just fluster her if it's thoughtful enough.

Remember, you can pick none of them if none have appeal. So, what'll it be bachelor?

>> No.15006865

>Remember, you can pick none of them if none have appeal. So, what'll it be bachelor?
Daytime drinking

>> No.15006866

man who wouldn't want that

>> No.15006870

Black Wyvern.

>> No.15006877

Interesting idea. How would Demonic Energy, or whatever the kids call it these days, affect us if we didn't produce Spirit Energy?

>> No.15006880


I want to help Ran-sama quit smoking. I want to help Ran-sama when she goes through the hell that is tobacco withdrawal.

>> No.15006881

1 > 4 = 2 > 3

Wyvern it is

>> No.15006883

Why would I choose anything other than 1?

>> No.15006884

>They said that it wasn't possible to rape a monster girl, that they were all insatiable sluts who only did the raping.
>Then why is she so frightened?
>"Ugh, what are you?! Stop! You're cold and tasteless! You don't even smell human!"
>So this is what happens when you're from Earth. You aren't people. But you finally have a foxgirl and you won't be deterred.
>Having pinned her down, you awkwardly drop trou and pull aside her underclothesless kimono.
>"Stop! Whatever you are, stop!"
>She's barely looking at you with her eyes, her other senses having confirmed you're only shaped like a man. But you're anatomically correct in the most important place, and the recognition draws dread on her foxy face.
>With a grunt you enter her uncomfortably dry passage, her instincts denying your existence.
>Well, that's not fun at all.
>Still, with enough thrusting you begin to elicit a response, and she turns her face away in a glint of tears.
>You finish as quickly as possible, only to hear her whimpering that she can't feel your soul.

PSA: Please do not try to make soulless babies.

[x] I'm not a robot

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>> No.15006887

I want to bully a Jock Jinko through my nerd shenanigans!

>> No.15006890

Only if you have a foot fetish.

>> No.15006891

>Black scales and brown skin-
1. One. Wan. Uno.
>But Anon, you haven't even read the oth-

>> No.15006904

That's some good shit right there, anon.

>> No.15006910

>Only dom girl is a loli

>> No.15006911

Well, if we go by what we already know, men incubise and women monsterise when their spirit energy is completely consumed and replaced with demonic energy.
I imagine that in your proposed situation, our resistance to incubisation and monsterisation would be effectively zero. Simple exposure or proximity to even a holst would potentially be enough.

>> No.15006915

I died a little inside

>> No.15006916

Black wyvern it is.

The other are kinda meh-ish but I would choose the familiar just so I could pretend to like her, then I would say that we didn't work out and proceed to walk away.

>> No.15006917

Will you let her smoke your dick every time she gets the cravings? I bet she's a pack a day girl, anon. You'll be bleeding by the end of it.

>> No.15006918


The trick here is to stay with her, and keep doing it. Make her love you.

>> No.15006919

Alternatively we may be completely immune, as it could be that it is the process of corrupting spirit energy into demonic energy that causes monsterization.

>> No.15006923


I would pretty much do anything for Ran-sama, yes. I have no regrets or hesitations.

>> No.15006924

Use her tears as lubricant.

>> No.15006925

I like everything about 1, but I'm not exactly a fan of kids.

>> No.15006928

Kiss and cuddle her tenderly afterwards to induce stockholm syndrome.

>> No.15006929

I do
As well as a leg/thigh fetish in general

>> No.15006937

Good man.

>> No.15006938
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>tfw no Anubis study buddy that sits with you in the library and helps you study for the big test, scooting her chair closer and closer to you each session because she wants to be closer to you

>> No.15006939

Wasn't it that incubi like, still produced delicious spirit energy and could monsterize women but technically didn't have demonic energy/mamonobama?

Based on the fuck-loop clause, it's been a while since I read the rules of MGE though.

>> No.15006944
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>not tailpussy

>> No.15006947

Doesn't really matter, in this situation you don't produce spirit energy and as such they'll wither away.

>> No.15006948

Death rape is fine too

>> No.15006953

I have no clue. It's possible I've gone even longer than you without reading the world guide.

>> No.15006962

Oh wow, is this an actual product? Have they solved the problem of how to make fur feel good on your dick?

Speaking of, yeti handjobs when? I'm amazed we've gone so long without any art of that nature.

>> No.15006971

I am now amused by the idea of a simple Imp summoning invoking a horror movie grade patient-zero situation where they stand at the center of a rapidly expanding wave of sluts.
Soon only deep underground bunkers and laboratories will survive the eldritch radiation that caused the armies of the world to turn around and suck their comrade's cocks off.
And only a few brave men exist to stem the tide, the monks and spiritual folk of the world.

tl:dr I wanna watch a flick about how the Dalai Lama defeats the Succupocalpse.
while being sucked off by a succubus

>> No.15006976

Can't blame you, sometimes it can be cringey to read.

>> No.15006978

I like the idea that monstergirls that are the least fantastical are able to survive without spirit energy, and are only weakend a bit by the magicless atmosphere of earth.
The MGs that sustain themselves mostly on spirit energy cannot sustain themselves on earth without a guy from thier world to provide spirit energy.

So the succubi, baphomet, and lilim that visit only do so if they have an incubus husband.
The Lizardgirls, centaurs, and 'physical' monstergirls dont need humans from their world, and tend to visit or settle on earth.

>> No.15006983

I want to challenge a kitsune to make me feel better than a manticore with her tails, to outdo a tailpussy! If she succeeds, I'll visit her shrine every week! We'll drink hot chocolate and eat fried tofu until we fall asleep.

>> No.15006989

>and then anon got a Class I mofu addiction

>> No.15006998

But what's Class 2 and 3?

Reading the latest DSM-666 requires a login to the Sabbath main site.

>> No.15006999

Succupocalipse huh? Sounds fun as hell

"On a world gone horribly lewd, these powerful virgins are our only hope (cue presentation of characters, say anons from different boards), be afraid"

Succupocalipse, only in the best cinemas, or whatever.

>> No.15007002

Entirely too many Alps.

>> No.15007018

Well, KC's Alp is a deliberate snuffing of the spirit generation inside you, so it follows that most of the world would end up that way.

>> No.15007025

That sounds scary. Imagine just being out in town when a wave of DE blows over, and suddenly every woman around you, no matter their age, is suddenly transformed into a monstergirl in the blink of an eye.

>> No.15007052

Even if there's no spirit energy to snuff in the first place?

>> No.15007059

Same thing that happened to all regular monsters and the faggots who stop producing spirit energy.


Imagine, a world where any time a monster tries to fuck a man he alps. That would be some ultimate horror scenario for everyone.

>> No.15007065

Yes. What exactly do you think happened to all the boy monsters?

>> No.15007066

>Order a Succubus bride off of a Chinese site cheap
>Select "Mature"
>Select "Matronly figure"
>Select "Confident"
>Wait excitedly for Succubus to arrive
>Box arrives
>Fat Onee-san Alp stutters hello

Remember, when purchasing mail order bride succubi, always purchase from a reputable dealer.

>> No.15007071

Every man incubizes. So you're just as fuck crazy as the rest of them.

>> No.15007078

Then I suppose everything works out, eh?

>> No.15007086

One is the one.

>> No.15007092

Deruella plz

>> No.15007109

Deruella is alright, if a bit nuts. Can lilims have black hair? I'd adore a bookworm lilim with long, black hair.

>> No.15007119

She's a Do-It-Yourself bride Succubi, you should stop ordering stuff from MG Ikea.

>> No.15007122

Druella isn't just alright

She's completely right. About everything.

>> No.15007124

The literal sign of a lilim's power is her white hair. If anything gets enough succubus-type mana, it gets white hair. It's like the super saiyan of monsters. So no. Just go cuddle a normal succubus or something instead of a white haired demigod.

>> No.15007127

I think cosmetic features like hair are pretty much up in the air for most MGs.

>> No.15007136

She's the Griffith of MGE.

>> No.15007141
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How big would Deruella's ass look when standing? She already looks pretty damn bottom heavy.
That's false equivalence something fierce.

>> No.15007142

Only cucks like her?

>> No.15007147

Hmm, I want a yamato nadeshiko lilim.

>> No.15007164
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is it time to lilim post again?

>> No.15007169

Yes, but post a new one.
One with black hair and a hime cut.

>> No.15007170

Headpat the demon!

>> No.15007173
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Still too early, my little sea mexican friend.

>> No.15007176

Lilims don't work like that

>> No.15007177
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>> No.15007180

I don't think it'd be a stretch for a lilim to change her hair to whatever she wants.

KC's homogenizing is boring anyway.

>> No.15007189

>Being retarded
See >>15007124

>> No.15007194
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>not wanting demonic white-haired beauties
Dork alert.

>> No.15007196

I agree

>> No.15007198

But anon, I'm sure other people besides you like her.

>> No.15007199
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>We always assumed our destruction would come from our ambition. Pollution, hatred, starvation. In the end it was loneliness.
>The first wave hit Tokyo. An unassuming apartment a block was converted, and then an entire district. By the time people were aware of what was going on, the entire city was in chaos. Machinery ground to a halt and services stopped as the population bathed in cum under glittering neon lights.
>In a reality-defying display of power, the priests of Japan gave their lives to create a barrier sealing the megalopolis from the rest of the world.
>Two months later, the first succubus reached the Chinese coast. Communication had to be cut and airways bombed before they reached the rest of the population.
>The land itself was turning, becoming bruised and overripe from a foul glittering dust on the wind known as "succubus purple"
>It was soon clear that normal humans couldn't fight this, an unknown and aggressively penetrating radiation from mere proximity to them. Airborne succubi could turn even pilots, screaming and moaning in their seats as they ground against the safety harness.
>We needed a new weapon. The world came together, pooling its resources and throwing aside old rivalries for the sake of the greater good.
>To fight musume, we created musume of our own.
>The Engel program.


>> No.15007201

Lilims are not nice people. I don't want their kind anywhere near my home or place of business!

>> No.15007205

You mean that if I asked KC if lilims can have black hair he would say the word "NO"? Yeah, right.

>> No.15007207

>New Final Fantsy 15 anime
>It starts with the """"heroes"""" killing a multi-arm lamia QT


>> No.15007208

He said no to not loli devils. And homosexuals.

>> No.15007209
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Yea! Does this look like the face of mercy to you!?

>> No.15007212

>Not getting the Japanese No

>> No.15007216

Of course not! That looks like the face of a woman that would force my son into a horrible marriage against his will and burn the town's crops!

>> No.15007217

It's a Final Fantasy type of Lamia, the kind that are intent on killing you without sexytime.

>> No.15007218

He said no to not loli devils because demons. Black doesn't compare to homos.

>> No.15007219

>He said no to not loli devils.
Another reason to ignore whatever he says.

>> No.15007236
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I want more mecha musume monstergirls.

>> No.15007242

Anon, she'd never burn your crops.
She'd masturbate Lilim-juice all over them until they were properly lewd.
And then use the resulting pump-kins and cockcumbers on your sisters until they converted.

Geez, she's not a barbarian.

>> No.15007248

I want a moo cow daughter!
Cute, cuddly and mooy!

>> No.15007249

You can only pick one of these
A). Marry a matango, cu sith, cait sith, one of your hated MGs
B). Marry a pregnant human girl (the kid is not yours) (and it's a black kid)
C). Dead

>> No.15007251
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Mein nigger

And now I remember I've had an RG Destiny Gundam sitting in my basement for a week, waiting on detail work.

>> No.15007252

>And then use the resulting pump-kins and cockcumbers on your sisters until they converted.
She'd get a load of buckshot before she even got near them. She can screw with my crops and be a fucking annoyance but I will not tolerate her messing with my family.

>> No.15007261

Because at least I'll be mind-fucked happy by a matango.

>> No.15007263

Matango all day every day.
She's leagues above any of that other stuff.

>> No.15007267


>> No.15007269

By the time you finish saying that, she would already have converted them.

>> No.15007270

I'll marry a Ushi for A. But she better believe I'm going to cheat on her constantly and she won't be getting any affections.

However, if I'm reading A wrong and I would have to marry all of those girls, then C.

>> No.15007271

Does it have to be hated? Because I don't hate furry so I'd take a Cu Sith.
Alternatively, dead could mean Charon or something like a Wisp. That's fine too.

>> No.15007272

I screencapped that post as well just to think.

>> No.15007279

C because Will O'Wisps

>> No.15007280

Unless "buckshot" is a euphemism for your semen, it won't work.
Mere firearms can't complete with Lilim chuuni antics.

>> No.15007283

I'll take a cu-sith

>> No.15007284

And he'll say no to not white hair/wing/tailed lilims because succubus.

>> No.15007286

Just fucking kill me.

>> No.15007288

Then I'd cut ties with them and take my son far away.

Will semen coated pellets work?

>> No.15007293
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Yes I shall pick one of the Dead

>> No.15007294

Cu Sith may be a furry shit but at least they're useful and don't force the issue.

>> No.15007295

She'd just catch the entire blast in her mouth, lick all the semen off, and spit out the pellets with a smile.
>Nothin' personnel kid.

>> No.15007301

Fine, I'll fuck the Lilim. But no being turned into an incubus and no screwing with my family or she'll get divorced so god damn hard.

>> No.15007306

>Lost all my pictures
>All dat Hellhound
>All dat Lich


>> No.15007307

Eh. Cu Sith is close enough to Kobold, so I'll pick A.

>> No.15007309

>no being turned into an incubus
That's the only way your lifespan will match hers, suck it up buttercup.

>> No.15007311

What happened?

>> No.15007312

>Not Cait Sith
Cait Sith best shit girl. BEST!

>> No.15007316

Then she's getting a divorce. I'm not turning into something worse than an Orc.

>> No.15007318

My genuine condolences, anon.

>> No.15007319

C if I can be resurrected by a busty Lich, otherwise A. I think I could live with a Cu Sith.

>> No.15007320

This is why we have backups.

I really hope everyone in this thread has a backup drive, otherwise you're betting everything you have on your drive lasting forever it won't.

>> No.15007322
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>> No.15007326

Exit the premises furfaggot.

>> No.15007329

D. Decide my own fate.
For I am a virgin in Monster Girl World
I am beyond Strength. I am beyond Speed. I am beyond all boundaries.

>> No.15007331

If you had to pick a shit girl, give me one reason why it shouldn't be Cait Sith.

>Kinda cute
>Less snout then Cu Sith
>Soft and easy to cuddle
>A cat is fine too

>> No.15007333
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There is literally nothing wrong with cait sith.

>> No.15007338

Because Caits are little bitches.
How ironic.

>> No.15007340

one word "loyalty"

>> No.15007342

>People are actually picking the siths over matango or death

I'm literally vomiting onto my keyboard as I type this.

>> No.15007347

>doesn't even consider de-furrification
As expected of a furfag.

>> No.15007352

Because I imagine having a Cu Sith in KC's !notUK that's basically a furrier version of Saber.

>> No.15007356
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I'm sorry for your loss, here take this to get you started once again

I backed up some of my stuff awhile ago incase such a thing ever happened


>> No.15007359

My computer decided to do the Windows 10 update yesterday when I stepped away and due to my bootloader set up my drive no longer had a proper connection. Spent over a day working on it and said fuck it. My next image collection will be better anyway.

>> No.15007366

>Suggesting a terrifying spore creature over an adorable pupper
>"literally vomiting"
Return to tumblr please.

>> No.15007371

B: Then leave her sorry ass. Best thing about shitty medieval communication is you can skip town and change your name super easy.


>> No.15007374

/trash/ please, your garbage bags are leaking again. All this shit is spewing out of your mouth because of it.

>> No.15007375

Wait, is that actually a thing in KC land? Because that makes this problem way too easy.

>> No.15007377

>First pic to restart collection for best MG

Aw thanks Anon

>> No.15007383

Take matango waifu to a vacation in Wonderland and I went from shit tier to one of my top 5.

>> No.15007386

No. It's not an official thing. It's just that guy bringing up headcanon whenever people trash siths.

>> No.15007390

What is the decryption key?

>> No.15007393
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theres also that link to a ZIP of my collection thou its slightly outdated by a couple weeks

>> No.15007394

Take a hike furfaggot, and take your kin with you.

>> No.15007397

I'd take an MG made out of literal trash before I'd take the cancerous spore scourge.

>> No.15007398
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>All dat Lich
My condolences anon. Take these so that the healing may begin.

>> No.15007403


its already part of the link

>> No.15007405

>A lizardman marries a human with a few daughters
>When people call her a cuckqueen she yells "DON'T TALK TO ME OR MY HUSBAND'S DAUGHTERS AGAIN!"
>She's a Bernie Sander's supporter

>> No.15007406

>Using W10
You brought this on yourself.

>> No.15007413

I like how the Hexer managed to sneak herself into your collection three times. Or was that intentional?

>> No.15007418


>> No.15007420

Please don't, this shit gets the mods involved every time.

>> No.15007423

Does she have a tumblr account? What does she think of human boys who play video games?

>> No.15007424

I'll have you know that Bernadette Sanders is the Tanuki we need!

>> No.15007427

Anons I hope your waifus come to you in your dreams

I didn't want that shit to happen, it was some opt-out garbage. I should know better than to use Windows in the first place

>> No.15007428
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I'm happy that I've had my computers auto-update disabled since it tried to update to W10 without my consent
Fucking ransomware piece of shit.

>> No.15007432
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My sorting method is 'If I don't recognize a character and it looks close enough to something, then fuck it, it goes in that folder.' My succubus folder is a mess.

>> No.15007433

Obviously human boys are overly sexualized and offends the lizardman's delicate sensibilities. She has to save us from ourselves, being objectified as sex objects and such.

>> No.15007445

This. I choose my updates. What sucks is having to google the update number of every one to see what it does since MS keeps sneaking bullshit in there.

>> No.15007451

>Anon was later found dead
>The cause is unknown, but the air smelt like static
>Nothing on their computer says what could be the cause, but it's in tip top shape!
>They must've took care of their computer as if it was their child
>TaKe CaRe Of YoU'rE cOmPuTeRs

>> No.15007454

>The Succuvirus was an OS-tan all along!

>> No.15007459
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I truly am sorry Anon

>> No.15007465

Ya I didn't even try to make a succubus folder. I just made a 'demon' folder and it was a godamn pile of everything.

>> No.15007466

Also I apologize for the Zip folder being a mess

>> No.15007468
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>not having your Succubus folder elaborately organized
You disappoint me.

>> No.15007487
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>not having custom folder Icons

>> No.15007492

A, just fur my shit up senpai

>> No.15007494

I should probably organize my shit and not just have all my pictures together in the same MonGirl folder huh?

>> No.15007498

>Tfw all your Monster Girl related stuff is just all in one folder
>Tfw haven't organized it since its creation
>Just everything in one folder
Procrastination's a hell of a thing

>> No.15007500

It feels great when you can just pop in a folder for the MG you want and grab the thing you want to post.

>> No.15007503
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>Everything in one folder
How the fuck do you find anything?

>> No.15007506

Can you post 0d7, she's a favorite of mine

>> No.15007507

Naming things

>> No.15007510

You'd be surprised
I think I've saved things multiple times just so I don't have to scroll through it

>> No.15007522
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>> No.15007527
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Gotcha famalam.

>> No.15007532

>wanting a parasite over a super loyal slightly short stack waifu who wants to bear all of your babies

>> No.15007543

>Error: You cannot delete posts this often.
Fuck, I wish the image deletion thing wasn't so strict as to how many images you can delete at a time.

>> No.15007545

I want to be corrupted by a feisty Succubus Onee-san~

>> No.15007556

>can't tell the folders from the images

You might as well just smear Vaseline on your monitor.

>> No.15007563

Monstergirls are already loyal, and shortstack versions of Werecats/Werewolves/Kobolds are bound to already exist.

>> No.15007564

Folders are always first, and have no file extension

>> No.15007569

>I should know better than to use Windows in the first place
You're not wrong, but it's not like there are any other real options

>> No.15007570

>and shortstack versions of Werecats/Werewolves/Kobolds are bound to already exist.
And if you forgot the question those weren't valid choices

>> No.15007581

>he didn't take the super-secret fourth route

>> No.15007591

>Monoeye (may containe lewd)
I need you to do something for me, Anon.
I need you to fix that. I need to be able to assume you will fix that, otherwise I'll never be able to stop twitching inside from wanting to remove that E. It will plague my dreams.

>> No.15007594
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Another one by that artist.

>> No.15007597
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Would you make merry with a Zombie farmgirl?

>> No.15007604

Of course.

>> No.15007605

This is the sister from the megamilk h-manga a few years later

>> No.15007607
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Its fixed, didn't notice it until you pointed it out, thanks

>> No.15007611

I can't believe I already had that one. I guess I should start separating my Succubi and Demongirls by sclerae now.

>> No.15007616

My autistic compulsions thank you

>> No.15007617

Saber Alter does not a demon make.

>> No.15007629

That's a genderbent version of .less' self-insert, not ahoge-less Saber.

>> No.15007632

Guys, I can't explain it, but I need smug Monster Girl faces and I need them now

>> No.15007635


>> No.15007650
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>> No.15007651


>> No.15007659

Why is Laska so smug

>> No.15007664

because she's a shit

>> No.15007665
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How smug are we talking here?

>> No.15007667

You are addicted to smug aren't you?
You need to resist the urge to see these shit eating grins, Anon!

>> No.15007680

Dumpster baby born from an abusive woman and her whipped monsterboy husband.
Sleeps around while in a long distance relationship with her ''''boyfriend''''

>> No.15007684

Maximum Smugdrive

>> No.15007703
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Maximum Smug. Got it.

>> No.15007708
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Because in Less' headcanon, she did this with her dad.

Also, don't forget: Filename.

>> No.15007724
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Poor ogrebro can't catch a break.

>> No.15007732

>not knowing the difference between an orc and an ogre
Do we need to put you in the remedial class, anon?

>> No.15007733
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And that's why I ignore threadcanon and anything to do with that story beyond the original run. At least then the worst thing to worry about was a shit ending.

>> No.15007740

The armor is clearly inspired by Saber Alter, though.

>> No.15007741
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Your filenames are giving me a chuckle Anon.

>> No.15007742

So what you're saying is love found a way

>> No.15007749
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glad your enjoying them

>> No.15007750

The story was and is already shit, so a shit ending won't change much.

>> No.15007768

>click image expecting cute ushi cooking classes
>receive cute ushi attempting jumpscare

Why are Ushi-Oni so perfect?

And why do I want one to hunt me down, despite knowing what would happen if she did?

>> No.15007785
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Because you secretly hate your pelvis and have always wanted to cum 20 times in one night?

>> No.15007790

I want to cum 20 times in one night for 100 nights straight!
A fox challenged me to it.

>> No.15007791

Besides that.

>> No.15007794

Because you're starved for affection.

I am too.

>> No.15007797

I wanna invite Nerdhound over for Pizza, Root Beer, and games!

>> No.15007802

We should be friends!
Then we can be starved for affection together!

>> No.15007820

Hammer is shit.

>> No.15007821

>You will never flick an Ushi's forehead while she's trying to rape you and give her a stern warning about how she shouldn't just randomly assault a man because she likes him
>She will never scuttle back and apologize for what she did.
>You will never accidentally find the fail-safe for monster girls and sell the information for a profit.
It hurts.

>> No.15007822
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Double check what kind of fox that was, anon. After so long, it won't be semen she's draining from you.

>> No.15007825

I want to to be hunted by an Ushi, only to take Raging Mushrooms and Humpty Jelly at the last minute to turn the tables and show her a night she'll never forget.

>> No.15007834

>TFW no Korean prep school full of kumiho

>> No.15007841

Great, I like having my liver.

>> No.15007843

I don't like the idea of something larger than me scuttling.
Just imagine hearing that on a mountainside or the flagstones of your home at night. Or the wall outside your second floor bedroom

>> No.15007844

I need more art of Ushi's scuttling for various reasons

Skitter skitter

>> No.15007849

Best backpacks.

>> No.15007853
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>TFW the basilisk accidentally confesses to you and tries to make up excuses

>> No.15007854
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Hey, would anyone know the artist for this piece of work? Tineye and google aren't pulling anything up and I'm not sure what archive might have a name linked to it.

>> No.15007861

Not sure if i am too naive or just haven't lurked enough, but i don't understand this joke.

>> No.15007867

I don't fully believe you, because using the little arrow next to your post number immediately got me

>> No.15007871

Wow, you're retarded. Holy shit. You don't need any context, are you like 11?

>> No.15007873

You just gotta bop them on the head anon, no big deal. Unless you want to be raped.

>> No.15007874

Is that from that Coolkyoushinja series?

>> No.15007877

Less has (had?) an absolute obsession with the character Laska from Bob's story "Laska and Me" (sic). Like, obsessed, always talking about it and drawing dozens of images, many of which involved a headcanon'd yandere Laska that was in love with Dad and/or hooked up with him. (In the story this never happened, something less has obsessed over, but Bob wouldn't rewrite the ending).

>> No.15007879

The elf sabotaged the condoms, as elves are wont to do

>> No.15007881

Eh, I was using the image off my computer and wasn't giving me shit when uploading it to the image searches. Funny to see that it pulls it up once on here though. Thanks for pointing me towards him.

>> No.15007883

I see you are a man of taste, much like myself.

>> No.15007891


Also make sure you don't trust her to bring the condoms. >>15007708

MGs spiking condoms is like the Monster Girl City equivalent of guys spiking drinks with roofies. Except they're looking to get husbando'd instead of get laid.

>> No.15007895
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That fox is telling you to die, dude.

>> No.15007899

Whoever makes those seems to miss that 'They did have sex in the end' route kinda ruins the main fun and heart-warming ingenuousness of the thing.

>> No.15007904

It's the ImperiumDrawfag that lurks in the /a/ threads

>> No.15007907

Where are Rans tits?

>> No.15007910

Don't underestimate the power of mofu addiction.

>> No.15007911
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Here you go champ.

>> No.15007912
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Demons are all bullies!

>> No.15007917

Got an imgur link to a .jpeg artifact-less version?

>> No.15007922

Do you?

>> No.15007923
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>> No.15007925

I'm going to bully the demons!

>> No.15007931

It would make the First Contact war far more interesting, and destructive.

>> No.15007939
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Not saying I'm a slut who'd happily accept, but would I at least get to go outside and do a bit of lovey-dovey pampering?

>> No.15007940

To a non-lewd captionless version sure: http://i.imgur.com/XZqQacl.png

>> No.15007950

30 seconds search

>> No.15007955

I feel like I'm about to be bullied

>> No.15007962

Die to her, inside her, inch by inch.

Goodness I want to fondle those ears, stare into her feral golden orbs as her fanged grin watches me from her slowly bobbing perch on my groin.
To slide my teeth along those marvelous fangs and feel her long tongue worm its way back into my throat.
To be held down into soft blankets by a sweaty jumble of foxthighs, heavily pressed breasts, and even softer fluffy tails winding around each limb.

Again and again, day after day until I forget what life without her riding me feels like. Until I'm saturated with her musk, until in our feverish exertions I lose all track of time and place.

2000 times may amount to suicide, but death by endurance snu-snu with Ran is a fair trade.

>> No.15007964

Thanks man.
Don't you worry, they'll make great older sisters.

>> No.15007970
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Think I'd rather have a Jinko onee san
pic related, me playing with big sis

>> No.15007972

No anon you are the demons.

>> No.15007976

>"I must kill the demons!"
>"No, John, you ARE the demons!"
>And then John was a spirit energy-less abomination.

>> No.15007978
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I want to take a feral Jinko from out of the wilderness and try and help her adapt to civilization.

>> No.15007979

No I'm not.

>> No.15007981
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does she go all the way and become a very civilized maid?

>> No.15007983
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Should have grinded a might more at Maus Hills and Harpy Heights.

Demon Realm isn't for low level players.

>> No.15007985

That sounds pretty crazy, but I'll endorse it

>> No.15007987

>flat chested
>wide hips
urge to breed intensifies

>> No.15007989

Me too. Being with a feral Jinko/Wolfu would be exciting, yet sweet.

>> No.15007990

I still really like the idea, because in our world magic doesn't and can't exist anyway.
I'd like to think would be completely immune to all forms of magic in general, due to being made from the atoms of a universe that tells the physically impossible to fuck right off.

>> No.15007992

Just imagine all those monstergirls left behind on a planet devoid of spiritual energy and inhabited by abominations hiding in the form of humans, after the gate is hurriedly shut-down on the MG side trapping the entire invasion force.

>> No.15007993
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>Taking your jungle cat out of the jungle
>Not going native and becoming her Tarzan husband
It's like you don't even love her

>> No.15007995

You can take a Jinko out of the wild and turn her into a meido, but when the mating season comes the wild instinct bursts out of her like a rubberband effect.

>> No.15007999
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Anon will learn that lesson in time, you can take the Jinko out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the Jinko.

>> No.15008002


Look, they need some training first. You don't just "take" a cat out of its natural habitat.

>> No.15008003
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Is it Tiger Time?

>> No.15008008

Fuck no.

>> No.15008009

And the humans are just flat-out confused as to why all the part-scary, part-cute monster girls are freaking out.

>> No.15008010

Please no, Tiger Time is too lewd.

>> No.15008015

Fuck off with this stupid meme.

>> No.15008021
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Rather rude their

ok, its not tiger time

>> No.15008027

Come to think of it, this is probably why the happening will never happen.
Even someone like one of us would be a complete gary stu there due to invincibility against demonic energy. No sane Lilim is going to let something like that show up on their planet.

>> No.15008030

>using their instead of there
As expected of someone who pushes such a dumb idea.

>> No.15008032

Listen Jim, you can't go waltzing around demanding things if you aren't a major in grammar

>> No.15008040

My goodness Gazers are always so adorable even when they're lewd.


>> No.15008043
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>Artist link had a shitload of lewd Ran and Holo
I like this guy

>> No.15008045
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Every time I read a really pleasurable looking doujin, this is my secret fetish.

>> No.15008051

Alternatively, we produce something like spirit energy but we haven't discovered it yet.
Being from another reality we'd have a unique taste that certain MGs would go crazy for.

>> No.15008052

So many anons fucking up the wording of their wishes.

So many alps made.

>> No.15008055

Part heh

Part fetish

>> No.15008056

Jerkass genies and fairies This is why your first wish should always be for the universe's greatest contract lawyer.

>> No.15008059

Always call your lawyer first before making wishes.

>> No.15008061

They need to train under a leprechaun. Just don't get too greedy with those wishes.

As the fellow says: "Three wishes I grant you, big wishes or small, but you wish a fourth one, and you lose them all."

>> No.15008069

>wish for the universe's greatest contract lawyer.
>fairy makes it so
>And summons the universe's greatest lawyer
>From a galaxy a few billion light years from here
>They don't speak English, are made of what looks like several giant mop heads, and quickly die in the sudden alien atmosphere

Maybe hire a lawyer before wishing for anything.

>> No.15008078

The greatest lawyer should be able to find loopholes in life to avoid dying

>> No.15008086

>"Well, if you're going to be like that, wishing fairy. I wish for the universes greatest lawyer that breathes oxygen!"
>Summons some eldritch horror
>In a business suit
>Who gives you its card

>> No.15008090

Very nice, let's start planning out wishes then

>> No.15008099
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Still no update on Loen, but i found Miia art i didn't have so it was a good day

>> No.15008103
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Shoggoth-chan, attorney at law!

>> No.15008105

I strongly advise patience, as Loen is a rather busy fellow.

>> No.15008106
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Anon, what did you say to your step-mom?! Her face is all red!

>> No.15008108

You just had to ask if someone here will take the cuck bait did you?
Most people here would rather lay with a matango.

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I know that, i just hope he finishes with his other stuff soon

I still haven't heard back from him about the hips being too big in the sketch

I hope he's ok

>> No.15008110

The imouto has been successfully impregnated.

>> No.15008111

My step-mom's not a loli though and also why is her face red in the first place?

>> No.15008115
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No thanks, there's only one law firm I would trust.

>> No.15008117

She's maid by day!
But at night she's-still a maid
But on weekends! She hangs up the maid dress! To dry
But! On a full moon! That's when she becomes! A, uh, maid. Still.
But! On holidays! She hangs up the maid dress and becomes:

SHOOGOTH-CHAN: ATTORNEY AT LA- no? No? She's still a maid on holidays too?
Really? Holidays? Yeesh.

>> No.15008125

Relax, anonymous. Dial it down a notch
Next thing you're going to start stalking him

>> No.15008126
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>> No.15008128

>Work makes me move shit by myself for all eight hours because half the building decided to move.
>Sore as shit
>Ponder on how this would be the time for an MG to pounce if they were a thing.

I'm on to the tanukis and their wily tricks.

Next they'll be sending golem masters after me!

>> No.15008135

I hear that Ushi does some lewd things to the male interns...

>> No.15008137
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I've been doing that for over a year now anon

anyone who's given me this much Miia art deserves my constant worship

>> No.15008142

>actual monster cat girls with paws

Good taste.

>> No.15008144

Anon, why don't you have a seat over there?
This is an intervention. It's about your recent development. We're worried about you. We're all worried about you

>> No.15008151
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Be careful, yeah?

>> No.15008169
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i-it's not that bad
it'm not doing it irl or anything
but i might come off too strong when i thank him for things
or when i heard a rumor he was gonna open commissions again and i messaged him right away to thank him for the 100th time for my daki and telling him that I would be getting the other side for it this round and would insist on paying him first this time so he couldn't just not accept the money like he did the first time

>> No.15008174

I want to rub cheeks with an oppai loli snek.

>> No.15008178
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>> No.15008182

It's worse than I feared
Your devotion has become an obsession
Anonymous, you need to dial it down a notch

>> No.15008183

I want to tackle a jubjub and give her lots of lublub!


>> No.15008184

That's a very peculiar looking scabbard.

>> No.15008185
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She wants to rub something, but it isn't cheeks.

>> No.15008187

A soft oppai-loli lamia sounds great. She could coil around your arm in such a way that her breasts end up directly in the palm of your hand, and just hang from there as you use your free hand to fondle her tail tip, or stroke her, or just grope her some more.

>> No.15008193

How much would you give her?

Would you pat her head even if she was secretly a genius who hid her intellect behind a ditzy facade?

Damn, he's got a delicious brown lamia?
She gon git head pats.

That sounds oddly soothing.
I'd sneak her into work so I can use her as a stress reliever.

>> No.15008198

What a cute succubus.

>> No.15008212

That she is.
I'm going to help her experience the hyper preg fetish she never knew she had or wanted.

>> No.15008214

Isn't that the true Byunei? She was some sort of hellspawn.

>> No.15008223
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Hey diddle-diddle, time for a riddle!

What has four limbs, is gold inside and out, and loves you?

>> No.15008225

>Hyper preg
What, like she's due in a week levels of preggo?

>> No.15008227

A Khepri?

>> No.15008228


>> No.15008229

Trick riddle, nothing loves me.

>> No.15008231

Shirou please go.
Congratulations, you just got confessed to by a Sphinx. What do?

>> No.15008232


>> No.15008233

>and loves you
This is a trick question, the appropriate answer doesn't exist!

>> No.15008235

Oh anon...
That's just the beginning.

>> No.15008236

a mysterious Golem girl who is shy and struggles to confess her feelings to me?

>> No.15008241

>What do?
Get all flustered, because I am not used to this level of affection.

>> No.15008242

Wait, what inside and outside her is gold? Is it metaphorical? I don't get it.

>> No.15008243
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Suu wants to rub something too, but it isn't cheeks either.

>> No.15008245


Wait a minute. Sphinx has FIVE limbs.

>> No.15008251

A gold fit and reinforced stuffed dog.

Taxidermy sure is gettin fancy now days.

>> No.15008260

No they don't
Wait, do they? Wait, no.
No. No they don't

>> No.15008269

>taxidermed sphinx girl sex doll
Ok, I have thought of that, and I know I'm messed up inside.

>> No.15008280

A tail is a limb.

>> No.15008284

Is it?

>> No.15008289

It's an appendage, not a limb.

>the more you know.jpg

>> No.15008296
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I want to rub a slime's everything all at once
>Wraps your dick in her tits for paizuri
>Shifts her body mass around mid-stroke
>Now you're hotdogging her
>Shifts again, now she's blowing you
>Another shift, now she's riding you
>About to cum, one last shift
>She's jerking you off now, mouth open and eager
>Plaster her face in cum
>She's run you through every hole without you ever pulling out

>> No.15008297

Would you buy a taxidermied manticore tail that was enchanted inside and out to keep it fresh and alive off the black market?

>> No.15008299

Oh. Well then the riddle seems solid enough.
Wait, no. A Sphinx doesn't have a heart of gold, her heart is cold!

>> No.15008301

After a little bit of research, I've concluded that tails do not count as limbs unless they are prehensile (capable of grabbing stuff.) A cat's tail cannot grab, so she has 4 limbs.

>> No.15008307

In that case, that Anonymous is wrong!

>> No.15008313

What would it be like to let a Slime face-sit you?

>> No.15008315
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This game and the fact people have been getting all art from it has been a blessing

>> No.15008319

>The jiggle is out of sync with her body movements
I don't know why this is triggering me, but it is

>> No.15008330

Gameplay a shit, but I really love the characters introduced by the game, they're the only things that's keeping me in.

>> No.15008341

Because uncanny valley, anon.

>> No.15008343

Consider the following for melancholy and heartbreak: the story of an Incubus trying to cope after his waifu died.

>> No.15008353

I am going to have to say he deserved it.

>> No.15008356

>No Goose monster girl.

>> No.15008360

Add that his wife was a Shirohebi and it becomes even worse

>> No.15008363

>In the hospital with basilisk wife, she's in labor
>Triplets inbound
>She pops the little fellas out
>Cryinng fills the room: scrunched up, red little human faces, ugly stubby gray fledgling feathers, tiny talons reaching for nothing, and slick, uncolored, and scaled tails writhing in the air
>With her mask on, drugged up a wee bit, she turns to you: "Anon, describe to me our beautiful babies!"

What do?

>> No.15008364

This has irked me for a long time.

>> No.15008369

>marry the girl of your dreams
>live happily together
>become incubus because THANKS OBAMA
What exactly did he do wrong?
How so?

>> No.15008370

>She will never slam you into the ground and whisper "so predictable" in your ear.
Why must life hurt so much.

>> No.15008377

Couple ways that can go.
>Undeadify wife at the local Necromancorium and Starbucks Coffee
>Shrug his shoulders and comfort himself with his other ten wives, schedule new wife auditions for Tuesday

Fucking incubi.

>> No.15008379
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Imagine a girl who was perpetually wet. Her body squishes and conforms to you perfectly, her gelatinous body letting her make her ass & thighs as thick as she wants. She sinks her core down in her body, just out of reach of your tongue. She laughs and presses herself down herder, urging you to reach for the prize. You push in, your face partly submerges in her voluptuous form. Just one stroke along her core from your tongue sends her into spasms. Your mouth is flooded with fluids gushing all over your face. You tease it even more, licking and sucking at her core. Her body melts away as you work, eventually leaving her as a puddle over your body. Then she slowly reforms, looks at you with a mischievous grin, and unzips your pants...

>> No.15008386
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Why would she be scared to see her own daughterus?

Also, you failed to consider that Basilisks are very likely oviparous.

>> No.15008398

I was really thinking more in the line of
>she's dead
>he's still super horny
>stop that boner
>not gonna fuck bitches and whores
>wander around the city
>see nothing but lust everywhere
>become disillusioned
>go talk to paladins
>they try to kill him on sight
>decide to try do something good instead
>adopt orphans to replace the family he never had

>> No.15008401

>How so?
Two words: Shirohebi Soulfire. 'Til death do us part, indeed.

>> No.15008409

For some reason, I want the haughty upper-class 'ohohoho' ojou-sama monster girls (like Wight, Ryu) working part-time jobs, like barista, waitress, cashier.

>> No.15008414

Beating up Celeste-chan until she drops axes!

>> No.15008420

Delicious, very delicious.

>> No.15008423

>Why would she be scared to see her own daughterus?
Who said anything about being scared? She was just wearing the masc because she's in public.

>Basilisks are very likely oviparous.
Nigga what? Humie vagina=humie babby. Cloaca meme needs to die.

>> No.15008425


Must be going out of style. Only one ojou-sama that does the laugh this last airing season.

>> No.15008427

Blueberries tend to be. Too bad they stain everything.

>captcha talking about cranberries
Not now you robotic slut.

>> No.15008433

Of course they don't have cloacas, but you have to consider that Basilisks are Lamias subspecies.

>> No.15008445

>Cloaca meme needs to die.
But not having a cloaca is the meme.

>He doesn't remember the horse pussy vs. snake cloaca days of old.

>> No.15008453

And we all know snake cloaca won that.

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>> No.15008463

I was waiting for it.

>> No.15008467

How new are you?
>reaction image
Oh. That new.

>> No.15008487

>He thinks reaction images are something new to /mgt/


>> No.15008491
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Miia doesn't have a cloaca, i checked

>> No.15008493

Calm down, oldfag.

>> No.15008496

Crabman used to draw her that way, before he gave her an ass for fanservice.

>> No.15008499

I remember it but it was dumb then too. Centaurs have actual horse pussies, Lamiae have human vaginas.

Some have Cloacas but not MGE ones.

>> No.15008502

>I deleted both of my images
Take that sucker.

>> No.15008513
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>tfw no Jinko Onee-san to mold you into the perfect husband

>> No.15008519

>Centaurs have actual horse pussies, Lamiae have human vaginas.
>Some have Cloacas but not MGE ones.

Pull up the KC quote where he said that. I've seen a lot of Q&A but never the supposed "all monsters have human vaginas" I've seen the "all monsters have better vaginas than humans" but never the first. Even if the first was true, then centaurs wouldn't have actual horse pussies. Catch 22.

>> No.15008524

A househusband or regular husband?

>> No.15008529

Furryfag pls leave.

>> No.15008532

I'd give her some protein if you know what I mean.

>> No.15008533

Are you joking? Lamias have human vaginas, MGE centaurs have horse pussy and human pussy.

>> No.15008537

Whatever role you want to be anon.

>> No.15008540
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She might still have a the snake rump
we haven't seen her with the half ass in the manga yet
just some other lamias

>> No.15008544

But what did she want initially? Her answer determines if I stay with her or leave to pleasure those old Monster Girls behind the school.

>> No.15008551 [DELETED] 

>MGE-fags raiding the thread yet again

>> No.15008557 [DELETED] 

You mean EMGfags.

>> No.15008559 [DELETED] 


>> No.15008567

>monster parts are furry
Shitposter plz.

>MGE centaurs have horse pussy and human pussy.
Front pussy only happens if they want it. It's not standard or default.

>Lamias have human vaginas
And I'm saying find the damn reference, because I've never seen it. And I've read the world guide and the Q&A's unlike some people.

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>> No.15008574 [DELETED] 

And we ever left?

>> No.15008584 [DELETED] 

>Bait-kun accidentally posts in the wrong tab.

>> No.15008593 [DELETED] 

>bringing up MonMusu isn't allowed in the monstergirl thread

I never see anyone complain about the Miia or Cereafag

>> No.15008617

>pushing furry vaginas so much
Go fap to cusith furryfag.

>> No.15008619 [DELETED] 

They're actually pretty chill, and aren't uppity spammy mongs like the other MonMusufags that browse here.

>> No.15008620 [DELETED] 

But of course, with their love of tailpussies. :^)

>> No.15008622 [DELETED] 

It's odd though. There's no reason for another mass exodus. The MonMusu threads are in no danger of a purge; they just don't have the momentum to sustain themselves, even with the combination of waifuing and shitposting. Activity there has dropped significantly.

>> No.15008634

>because I've never seen it
Oh, it's right below the section that verifies snake cloaca exist. And yes, that's sarasm.

But if we're following biology logic, all lamias would have no breasts because they lay eggs. So, until we see some lamia profiles that have no breasts, I think sexual human anatomy is the rule here.

>> No.15008636 [DELETED] 

It's only quite lately that the monmusu threads are rather inactive (12 hour intervals). Most anons stopped paying attention to it except every 10 days when the game has updates, then probably 1-2 threads active the moment it's down.

Shitposters with their blogging, circlejerking, copypastas and waifuwarring 24-7 on /a/ still thinks they're superior to the /jp/ and /mggg/ threads.

>> No.15008640 [DELETED] 

>I never see anyone complain about the Miia or Cereafag

What fucking threads have you been in?

>> No.15008642 [DELETED] 

Discussion of EMG here died because people double dipped into the /a/ threads after the exodus. We used to talk about it all here. So if the /a/ threads are dying, it's only logical that EMG will get brought up here more again even without new people just because of the shared user base.

>> No.15008653

I dunno. There is a lot a snakes reproductive system could offer.

Take for example this gif of a guy fucking a python. That's pure muscle shaping around a cock in a way a human could never hope to compete with.

>> No.15008656 [DELETED] 

It's been interesting to watch their threads splutter out again
they're slowly going back to how it was pre anime
frequency of the threads at least

Content is horrible
Like, as bad as i ever remember them being
it's just constant circles of shitposting and waifuwarring

Ok, fine, there's been a few for cereafag

but the only stuff i see for Miiafag is people that don't like Miia
And the one guy that gets mad at him, wockfag, and gazerfag because they only get art of their waifus

>> No.15008663
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I demand a cessation to hostilities in the best of traditions of he-who-must-not-be-named and instead offer up the home-cooking of a chocolaty muscle Elf!

>> No.15008670

Dude, you said that KC said that all monster vaginas are human. And he never has. Centaurs, slimes and the rest put the lie to that, not to mention creepier shit like stuffing your dick into ropers squid mouthginas. That's the point. You could argue lamia either way. The plumbing difference is minimal. At least it's located in a convenient place.

>> No.15008671

Is she trying to ask me on a date and using her cooking to help boost her confidence, also what kind of home cooking?

>> No.15008673

If you're going to the effort to make a gif with animal ears just so it's topic-relevant, you could have at least gave it a braid and the baggy eyes to Charonize it.

>> No.15008681

Judging by that ladle it's some kind of soup or stew. She probably got the recipe from that Troll next door.

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I like her cousin more tbhfam

>> No.15008687

>falseflagging because nobody took your shitposting about furryshit seriously earlier
Shame on you, anon.

>> No.15008693

That sounds delicious, I hope this will allow her to open up to me more so I can learn more about her. For example, what is she like and why did she become interested in me?

>> No.15008699 [DELETED] 

I can recall namefagging also being rather frequent.

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Time for promotions!

>> No.15008714

This is a blue board.

>> No.15008715

Oh baby!
Have a fun trip anon!

>> No.15008719

>You said
No, this is my first post in quite a while. That was another anon.

But that being said KC has gone out of his way to ensure all MGs have human sexual bits no matter what species they've derived from. (Even Centaurs had a human vagina, along with every other MG species that wasn't made of goo/raw energy/spookiness. There's no logical reasoning why lamias would be the only exception.

>> No.15008721 [DELETED] 

Chapter translations used to be somewhat prompt as well. Now they're two chapters in with only quick TLs of korean raws to go on.

Succubi were never the same since that whole Me!Me!Me! ordeal...

>> No.15008731 [DELETED] 

My funposting is independent of any previous stirrup. Outside of jumping on any post I could for low class foolery.

But that's like effort and stuff man.

>> No.15008732

>Succubutt Irisviel
Have a nice vacation anon.

>> No.15008742

>Every artist I contacted in March told me they were busy until April
>First of day of April and an artist already got back with me
Nice, can finally get my fix again. On a related note, what do you think is better for a Magician outfit for a Monster Girl?


... Or no fishnets?

>> No.15008743

I'd take both.

>> No.15008752

No fishnets.

>> No.15008754

Wock needs to be in feshnets!

So you can have fun taking them off!

>> No.15008757

Fishnets. The other one just looks weird.

>> No.15008761


>Bunny girl suit without fishnets.

What's wrong with you anon? Would you also rather mikos wearing sneakers? Or a maid uniform without frills and the apron?

>> No.15008785

KC goes out of his way to give everything tits. He talks about sex a lot but often bypasses the primary bits. And he never talks about anal since monsters are all babymaking all the time. Honestly, lamias wouldn't even be the only ones. You could argue almost anything with a lamia lower body, or the birds, the other reptiles and dragons. So the inverse is kind of true. There no logical reasoning why anything needs an asshole when KC always ignores that part of sex. It's really down to preference. Hell, he doesn't even talk about things laying eggs or not half the time. But we know some do thanks to the Jub Jub egg abomination.

>> No.15008789

Well aren't you greedy.

>> No.15008795

What can I say?
I like them both.

>> No.15008796

It's not a bunny suit, it's a magician. Like a bunny suit, but less subservient, and no ears.

>> No.15008822
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But fishnets are still a must.

>> No.15008827

I want a grumpy alp that sits on a frozen throne in the north to find a living armor!

I want her to bond with it and call the merged entity The Lich Queen!

>> No.15008833

Why an Alp though? Arthas wanted the vaJaina.

>> No.15008837

>You will NEVER eat a Basilisk's homemade bento

Just plant a bullet in my head already, holy shit.

>> No.15008845

Because it's a grumpy alp that lives in the frozen north of monster canada.

>> No.15008848

Oh. I see. Kind of forgot about that particular Alp.

>> No.15008850
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>tfw no Tanuki boss to marry and become her assisstant/husband
I feel your pain.

>> No.15008860
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>a maid uniform without frills
Yes. I love realistic maids.

>> No.15008861
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How do you take them off?

How does she even put them on? It seems fishy to me.

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>> No.15008865

>Wanting to give the unhuggable one even more power

And that's how anon accidentally caused the extinction of the yeti. Hope you're proud of yourself.

>> No.15008867

That's her excuse for everything!

>> No.15008869

That has an apron WITH frills. Your point is moot.

>> No.15008883

But she's a magician!

>> No.15008885
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You certainly have been busy Mr. Anon...busy doing what I have no idea.

Explain yourself!

>> No.15008892

How bout you go fuck yourself lady.

>> No.15008893

Well have you ever seen that one movie office space?

>> No.15008897

Browsing /co/ and /tv/ to get deeper into the quagmire of capeshit.
I'm sorry boss. It's just who I am.

>> No.15008900

That's okay. I wouldn't expect a to understand much of anything!

>> No.15008901

ripe for molesting.

>> No.15008906

*a wurm to understand

God damn it. Her wurmness is rubbing off on me. I'm contaminated!

>> No.15008912
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Being a MG fashion designer would be pretty fun

I imagine they could kind of like, wrap around most of her leg and then attach with like a zipper or maybe some sort of light adhesive or magnets

and then for the bits going into her claws, they could work like Miia's panties
Kind of like a squishy kind of sticky thing with the clothing material on top, that can just be put into the skin parts and will stay there

>> No.15008913

Please do not molest your boss, even if her hips are begging for it. It's a crime! You might get fired or even go to jail!

>> No.15008914

But she's got wings, anon. Wurms ain't got wings.They fly by rotating their tail really fast.

>> No.15008924

She can't trick me. I saw her buy those at a halloween shop last year. They're made of glitter.

>> No.15008928

Oh yeah? Well all that glitters is not gold, but a Wurm's heart is made of solid gold, and home is where the heart is, which means Wurm's house is made of gold, which means Wurm lives in El Dorado, which means she's friends with Quetzalcoatl-chan who looks like a feathery Wurm with wings, so how do you know she's not just Quetz-chan without feathers?!

>> No.15008949

>imagining the bosses daughter saying this
Tiny wurm-chan is getting all the cuddles.

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>> No.15008960

>Implying I'm aiming for the hips

Don't think so. I'm looking for something a little bit bushier.

>> No.15008966
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No longer a wip.

Goodnight /mgt/

Great taste detected!

>> No.15008967

So you can't refute her logic?

>> No.15008970

Oops, forgot to link the nsfw version.


>> No.15008972

Honestly, I think she looks better with the bubbles.

>> No.15008978
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Would MG lolis go to the beach to pick up sea shells, or dudes? Fathers, onii-sans, and childhood friends included.

>> No.15008989


Ran would never force such a thing. The canon works never suggest her being malevolent at all, in fact they mention that she's always nice and very gentle when in the human village.

>> No.15008994



My deepest apologies, Ran-sama. Please have mercy on me, it is late.

>> No.15008995

I bet a school swimsuit would be the lewd cock-cruising choice.

>> No.15009010

Is that you Snib?

Holy shit your style looks completely different. I'm liking what you're trying here. You really have improved a lot since you first came here, and it shows. I mean that in a good way, are you studying anything in particular right now, or studying under someone?

>> No.15009013

I want to be a respected teacher at an all-girls school that only takes good girls like daughters of paladins, unicorns, cu siths, kikis, Titaniae, Shirohebi, and trolls.

>> No.15009027

I would like a war demon, a dragon and a Valkyrie That way I can have cool battle wives along with 3 different types of wings to enjoy!

>> No.15009035

This is my fetish.

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>> No.15009054

>Pseudo-guro intestine handjob

Take it to /d/ anon. Leave us with our shark girls and Alices.

>> No.15009055

It's the fairy dragon in human resources, ma'am. She runs me ragged.

>> No.15009057

>not liking abominations
What a pleb.

>> No.15009071

With all due respect, Ma'am, I'm the IT department for the entire building. I've been running all over the place trying to keep things up and operational, and people installing bootleg virused pirated ripoffs of Bejeweled all the time is not making it easy.

I had to reformat Maribeth's station three times. Three! I don't know how she managed it, but she turned off the Druella-Tek Succuvirus Protection System every time - and it's password protected behind seven code keys!

>> No.15009108

Better than replacing the wurm secretaries keyboard whenever a spider crawls on it.

I keep telling them to just get a 'wurmed' one but NOOOO it's too expensive!

>> No.15009129

Fair enough, thank you for the honest feedback man! I know I still have a lot to learn, especially about appeal and drawing in general, so any feedback helps.

The beach is a dangerous place for dudes and sea shells alike.

Aye, it's me and I'm glad you like man!
N-no u...
And just the general self study git gud regimen thus far, focusing on anatomy, perspective, values, and color to varying degrees. I'm hoping to get into more mechanical things and landscapes too, but I'd like to get a handle on those basics first.

Ok, gonna try and get to sleep again. Goodnight /mgt/.

>> No.15009133

>a lot to learn
It's not that there's anything wrong with her in the nude, I just think the bubbles are neat.

>> No.15009192

>Be fisherman
>On a particularly bad month, the crew got greedy and we went to a banned area where there are many more fishes
>As if to be punished for our cupidity, huge tentacles wrapped around the boat before dragging us undersea
>Scyllas, Charybids, Nereids, Merrows... different species of monsters grabbed every man they could
>I was caught by the very Kraken who sunk our ship
>After weeks of undersea rape, I finally accepted her love and we became a happily married couple
>We moved into a nice seaside house, she learned how to cook, clean and much more
>She had become the perfect wife
>Perfect aside for one thing: her body
>I am a filthy lolicon
>Her form slowly slimed down to a more loli-like one,
>One day she confronted me about it
>I bursted in tears, admitting how I wish she had a smaller body with a delicious flat chest
>How sometimes when I'm taking a walk on the beach I think about raping that one Alice who is always building sandcastles
>How ashamed I am of my disgusting tastes and how much I tried to change them but not even mamono mana could help it
>Before I could go on longer, she wrapped her arms and tentacles around me
>She rubbed my hair while telling me that I did nothing wrong and that she should have noticed this earlier
>Later that day, we went to the nearest Sabbath branch
>She drank a potion of pedomorphosis
>I signed a few papers and was gifted a basket of various potions and tools to use during sex
>And this is how I ended up with my perfect little loli Kraken wife

>> No.15009193

Good night Anons,
Take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember to hug a loli grizzly.
Winter is almost over in the northern hemisphere and some of them may still be soft enough to properly hug as you go to bed.
Stupid Granblue making me stay up till 4...

>> No.15009195

>almost over
Almost? I've been jogging in a t-shirt this week.

>> No.15009200

Eh, where I live you gotta take it a day at a time.

It's warm today with snow on the way.

>> No.15009217
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My hugs are reserved for loli tigers, not loli lions or bears.

>> No.15009221

GUYS! I have a fever, and the only cure is cow butts!

>> No.15009227
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This Succubus has a fever and the only prescription is you motorboating her butt.

>> No.15009229

>Getting gifts from shy, bashful unicorns
>Chatting with paradoxical ojou-sama kikis
>Managing the gardening club for the troll and titania students
>Giving speeches with the Shirohebi class-rep
>Being completely ambivalent towards the humans
>Being passive aggressive to the cu siths

>> No.15009230

You know, in the world of MGE, this sounds like it'd be a real thing. Diseases that can only be cured via various lewd acts.

>> No.15009239

I want some kind of throat ache that can only be cured by cumming deep inside the monster girl's throat

>> No.15009245

I'm doc, doc, doctor Dick
And when you're feeling sick
Babe, I know a trick
It's sex, and it's sex, you'll be feelin' alright
Hey, let's have sex together and forever tonight
I'm your doc, doc, doctor doctor Dick
And I gonna heal you with my fabulous stick
So, undress, please, undress, but don't be a sleeper
I will touch you, I will touch you, d-d-d-deeper


>> No.15009258


Wonderland magic, how else? I mean, the freaking Cheshire teleports.

>> No.15009260

So does that mean in MG land there are reverse STD's?

When a succubus goes a long time without performing some form of sex act she will get dizzy. If her cum deficit continues she will be bedridden. She will fade in and out of consciousness in between fever dreams of rabid fucking. The wetness in her thighs will slowly grow into a river, staining the bedsheets and carpet below. Every time you step around the room you can hear a light squish. If this was continues she will go succusaiyan and become an unstoppable raping machine. Raping every man, woman, and child to death. That's right, not even the women are spared. Human or otherwise.

And then some random Anon comes in and fucks her to health. Perfect.

Remember, only you can stop the succusaiyan.

>> No.15009263

What happens if a lilim catches it?

>> No.15009266

That is to go even further BEYOOOOOOND!

>> No.15009272

>You will never begin to feel her tail lightly wagging against your lower back as she helps you solve your study problems

>> No.15009279

Just look at Druella.
God help us all.

>> No.15009290

Aaaaaah, something similar happened to me when I first installed Windows 10.

The thing itself worked fine, and it really was my fault. I wound up using the "One Login" bs they try to push, and when I attempted to reverse it...well, shit didn't go well. Wound up basically bricking my hard-drive.

Thankfully it was purely a software issue, so I was able to get the thing scrubbed (A process which cost me about $800 all said and done...) so I got most of my data back, and the hard-drive for reuse. Meantime I bought a replacement drive and copied my previous drive which was about 6~ months old at the time.

I've been meaning to use one of the spare hard drives I've got now to make a more recent back-up, but whenever I try some error I can't figure a way around happens, and it won't compress right, and I'm too lazy to try and fix it. Really should work on that...

Honestly the worst thing, beside the hit to my wallet, was forever losing an old WIP from .less that I neglected to properly save. Also my AA2 install. Haven't checked to see if the install on my old drive was the one I was happy with or not. Sense of time is so fucked I can't remember how long ago I got it the way I liked.

>> No.15009294

Win10-chan knows better. You don't need any AA girls.

>> No.15009309

Yeah, heard this one before, next you'll want me to check your temperature with my 'thermometer'.

>> No.15009312

Dunno about that, but I do know that in MGE all the diseases have a common symptom.


>> No.15009316

Well, checking my folders now, I do still at least have the Anubis I made.

So that's something.

>> No.15009317
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Would you kindly?

>> No.15009318
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The only way to get her off my bed so I can go to sleep is to beat her in a children's card game!

>> No.15009321

I swear I will pay you Elves to stop being so slutty.

You're supposed to be immortal beings. You should know better.

>> No.15009325

Immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. They know what's up.

>> No.15009328

Goddamn do I love Lilith.

Goddamn do I love Namaniku ATK.

Now if only the two could be combined...

>> No.15009344

That's no elf.

>> No.15009375

Patrician tier onahole.

>> No.15009396

I'm a virgin who wants to empty his cum into the pussy of a monstergirl and make her the happiest mg alive. Where do I go to find her?!

>> No.15009407

Only in your dreams.

>> No.15009422

Over the meadow and through the woods.

>> No.15009427

Either in the depth of madness or in cheer disillusion

The choice is yours, I'd say the latter option is the best, that's how I'm happy with my waifu

>> No.15009514

If /jp/ was able to discover a portal to Gensokyo, I'm sure they can help you with a similar method.

>> No.15009563
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What if I told you everything you think you know is a lie, anon?

>> No.15009579

She is. She's a dark elf.

>> No.15009584

You mean Mindflayers aren't the second-best monster girl?

>> No.15009591

You are actually in bed with her right now. She's got her probulators in your ears.

>> No.15009592

I would dive into the depth of the sea to spend the rest of my life having unspeakable sex acts with eldritch horrors

>> No.15009593

She is not.

>> No.15009596

Actually she's a spider.

>> No.15009608

And a robutt.

>> No.15009613

You're lying because it's April Fool's day.

>> No.15009631

Curses! Foiled again!

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>> No.15009686

What the fuck happened to pastebin?
Why did it become so shitty?

>> No.15009693

Three posts up, Anon.

>> No.15009695

You can turn the comic sans off, you Wurm.

>> No.15009716

He's alive!

>> No.15009756

Nice! Hope someone pastebin this.

>> No.15009771

>A spoiled trust fund Elf who has never been told no will never buy an empty field near your home and use it to practice her magic
>She'll never cause explosions at all hours, keeping you up at night
>You'll never get fed up and march down there
>You'll never scream your head off at her
>She'll never get aroused because of it, telling you that no one has ever spoken to her like that before
>She'll never drag you back to your place and make you fuck her while calling her names, grabbing her by the throat and spanking her
>She'll never become your personal masochistic slut who acts like a haughty bitch all day and then gets on all fours and begs you to pull her hair at night

>> No.15009778

Dude, you mixed it up. You're supposed to namefag when you greentext and then post as Anonymous when you samefa- wait a second this is an April Fools thing, isn't it.

>> No.15009786

It is.

>> No.15009788

Heeeere we go.

>> No.15009793

Don't refresh the page.

>> No.15009796

What name do I get.


>> No.15009798

What's up with all this namefagging?

>> No.15009800

For those creatively brain-dead writefags that can't even think up their own character names: today's your day!

>> No.15009804

Oh... First of april... right...

>> No.15009807

They're all shitty anglo names though.

>> No.15009809


>> No.15009810

fuck off namefag

>> No.15009812

But I watch MST3K for that!

>> No.15009816

Punch Rockgroin?

>> No.15009817

It's better than nothing I guess.

>> No.15009828

Flint Ironstag

>> No.15009831

Nah it's not pastebin worthy, although we do need more loli Kraken, they can't all be onee-san

>> No.15009842

They've gone too far this time.

>> No.15009853

They did so little, yet so much at the same time.

>> No.15009855

Anglo names always give me a cheesy 80's teen movie vibe and a shudder of Alp.

>> No.15009861

>Not Mormon-tier obscure biblical

Do you even Alp?

>> No.15009866

Brb gonna test if they assign names randomly or by IP or something

>> No.15009872

They're still English biblical names.

>> No.15009875

It's random for each post.

>> No.15009882
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Riddle cat a cute.

>> No.15009883

Looks like they're either english or spanish.

>> No.15009886


That's as Middle East Jew as you can get.

>> No.15009903

I want to intentionally answer wrong to a Sphinx's question, expecting that I will get raped only for her to lose interest in me because I failed her easiest riddle!

>> No.15009919

>Get a Sphinx to agree to back and forth riddles
>She asks her first riddle, you guess it right
>You ask your riddle, she thinks for a while and guess it right
>You tell her she's wrong though
>She asks for the right answer
>You tell her the right answer is your dick in her ass

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>> No.15009953

When did you Alp?

>> No.15009967 [SPOILER] 
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>implying I am not qt monster girl

>> No.15009979

I would get behind an Oomukade named Alice though.

>> No.15009983
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Want some candy? There's some in the back of my van.

>> No.15009987

Seems trustworthy enough, sure!

>> No.15010020

>Being trustworthy
Have you learn nothing?

>> No.15010027
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Code of Princess is coming to steam, never had the chance to play it before but I always loved the design of the Zombie.

>> No.15010031

Does this work?

>> No.15010037
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I can't believe the fun starts just as I go to bed.
This is what I get for living a day ahead of the rest of the world.

>> No.15010038

Jesus fucking christ what the fuck is with this design, this is going too far you chink.

Need to find...options.

>> No.15010068

I want a Goat Maid for me to see her mindlessly chewing while doing her job!

>> No.15010072

What about an alcoholic Satyros maid? Don't worry, she can do the job just fine but make sure to lock your wine in a safe place.

>> No.15010075

Girl name = your waifus name
Male name = you alp

>> No.15010088

Oh hey instead of reply it says +(You) this post.

I never liked the name Gwendolyn.

>> No.15010092


>> No.15010098

As long as nobody posts an image.

>> No.15010104

I would lock it right besides my porn stash, that way if she ever wants to be smug and call me about it then she will get caught.

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>> No.15010108

Uhhhhhh... did I alp?

>> No.15010110

Riddle me this now, and riddle me fast: does anyone really know the mind of the cat?

>> No.15010121

Just alp my shit up senpai.

>> No.15010123

Made me check, take a candy from the shelf.

>> No.15010124


>> No.15010125

Let's see.

>> No.15010129

Not only are you an Alp, but you alped into a Werewolf.
Who wants their belly rubbed? You do!

>> No.15010133
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So does that make me a wanwan alp? I prefer succubi though.

>> No.15010136

Thank god i didn't Alp.

>> No.15010144

Well better than being a horsepussy, Barnett.

>> No.15010148

Do.. do I alp?

>> No.15010153

What if you get a Mexican name? do you get an illegal inmigrant MG?

>> No.15010154

No, Mr. Fry. You marry a Carole.

>> No.15010157

>Creepy faceless old man baits an Alice into his shady white van
>She enters, all happy that she found an oni-chan
>Inside of it is a bed, a bunch of pornographic book badly hidden, a broken radio, and various junk foods, including the promised candies
>She starts enjoying them before calling her new oni-chan to come have fun with her
>He answers that it wouldn't be proper and that she should just grab the candy and leave
>She insists on sharing, and begs him to come play
>He reluctantly enters and sit on the bed next to her
>She immediately brings a handful of candies to his face and tells him to eat them because they are "yummy"
>He rubs the back of his head and awkwardly takes one out of her hand while avoiding to touch her fingers
>The Alice looks at him with sad eyes and asks what is wrong with her new oni-chan
>He answers that it is not anything a kid should worry about, and that she should really leave his van
>She sets the candy aside and climbs on the man's lap, facing him, with their face only a dozen of centimeters apart
>His reaction was to freeze in embarrassment and confusion
>With a determined expression she orders him to tell him what is wrong
>She goes on about how people should always tell to others what is wrong to make them feel better
>A tear rolls on the man's cheek as he hugs the little girl
>He tells her about how his human wife took everything and how he is forced to live in this dirty old van
>He says that he cries every night thinking about his past life
>More tears flow on his cheeks
>He sobs about he is tired of this crooked bed, of junk food and of his backbreaking odd-jobs
>The Alice, hugs him back, and while rubbing her head on the man's chest, she tells him that it's ok, that his imouto will fix everything
>The same day, the man enjoyed a nutritious meal in the warmth of the Alice's house in a cozy district of Wonderland
>He never thought that the one to save him would be an innocent girl, a monster at that

I have no idea why I wrote this

>> No.15010160

What a coinky-dinky! Now are you going to pay your wall tax or not?

>> No.15010178

>Creepy old man in a shady van offering candies to lolis
>Actually is a noble and good-hearted man that just want to give them candy and send them on their way
How do the lolis react when they realize they aren't going to get raped?

>> No.15010180

>I have no idea why I wrote this
And I don't care why. It was nice.

>> No.15010195

>Honest old man and a kind hearted Alice
That's way more heart warming than expected, Alices are too good for this world.

>> No.15010198

There's faceless men that don't rape?

>> No.15010199

>Brother Benedict came back from his pilgrimage today
>ol' Ben had some ancient scrolls with him
>said he bought them at a market stall from a woman with a bushy tail for very cheap as souvenirs
>none of us could actually read them but the symbols ornamenting them were pretty
>so pretty that Brother Esteban suggested we use them as a motif when repainting the dining hall's walls
>we did that, and soon those nice lines snaked around the entire hall
>abbott thinks it looks a little showy, but there's nothing inherently sinful about it so he let it stay
>we put the scrolls in the hands of the librarian and forget about them
>a couple days later he says he found some old copy of something that was originally written on a clay tablet that had a translation of a language that looked similar to the scrolls
>he says he'll try and see if he can crack it
>brother Esteban offers to help him
>a couple weeks go past and we don't hear anything from their efforts
>one night there's weird sounds from the dining hall
>we go investigate, it sounded unnatural
>started off like a restless spirit moaning and ended like a devil shrieking
>we find nothing though
>the next day everyone is tired from a sleepless night
>brother librarian and brother Esteban especially
>brother librarian even walks with a limp, must've had a fall
>we sent out for an exorcist just in case
>recording this in my journal in case a gate opens to hell and we're all consumed

>> No.15010202

Faceless old men don't exist in the monstergirl world.

>> No.15010242

Yes they do, and they NTR the fuck out of it.

>> No.15010246

>exorcist came today
>brother Ludovigo he is called
>sniffed the dining hall and complained about a fishy smell
>we don't cook fish here though
>he sniffs brother Andreas too
>thinks he's suspicious
>brother Andreas goes red in the face, surely with righteous indignation
>brother Ludovigo decides to sprinkle his holy water all over the hall that night
>alone, so nobody else is exposed to danger
>that night we hear the moans and screams again
>none us sleep
>the sounds of tormented souls are joined by a rhythmic thumping
>the tables in the dining hall must be getting roughed up by a poltergeist
>we'd rush to aid brother Ludovigo, but he assured us we should not come out until dawn no matter what we hear
>eventually things quiet down
>we go to the dining hall
>brother Ludovigo is quite worn out
>his robes are torn and his hair is a mess
>he assures us that the demon possessing this place is powerful and he will have to remain here for many more nights yet
>without disturbances
>I am frightened at the powers of Hell and awed by the courage of the man as he smiles despite his weariness in the aftermath of this great struggle
>brother Esteban and brother librarian seem crestfallen their help is not accepted when they offer it
>brother Andreas asked me if he could sleep by my side tonight
>he shudders to think of the nightly horrors as well
>may God have mercy on our souls

>> No.15010247

Get out Velasquez

>> No.15010249

Monasteries must be literal forts in monster girl world.

>> No.15010280

What monstergirl would enjoy April Fools Day?

>> No.15010284

Cheshries because they'd have an excuse for their behaviour.

>> No.15010285

Should probably try and work this into a real story, honestly.

>> No.15010299

Faceless middle-aged women are much more scary.

>> No.15010307

>have a cheshire waifu
>april fool's comes around
>all day long you are terrified of all the potential pranks she might pull on you
>but nothing happens
That's the real joke right there.

>> No.15010310
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Slugbox is currently going on a centaur drawing spree.

Which one of you is responsible for this?

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>> No.15010315

I'm so jelly right now.

>> No.15010317 [SPOILER] 
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It's a good day to harvest some mushroom, right anon~ ?

>> No.15010323

Goddamnit barb

I love you

>> No.15010328

>all those shrooms growing off her
She's dirty. I'm going to scrub her clean, cook a meal out of those things and then I'll fuck her Mushroom mush.

>> No.15010332

You're probably the first drawfag to give her attention, she looks incredibly tempting even if she is nightmare fuel.

>> No.15010340

Big squishy shroomy booty?

>> No.15010341
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Everything is so bright

>> No.15010344

Is it weird that I'm liking the new layout? What is this layout base on?

>> No.15010351
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It's the first of the month! Let's stop talking about negative things and instead focus on the loveliest, most charming girls of all!

>> No.15010353

She's so fluffy.

>> No.15010357

Run away, run the fuck away.

>> No.15010360

>posts not hugging the right of the screen
This triggers my autism hard.

>> No.15010365

Fucking excellent.

>> No.15010370

You're not fooling me you bastard! Hate reigns supreme!

>> No.15010378

>liking the new layout
Granted, I've seen worse, but fuck.

>> No.15010384

That's mean! I think you'll feel better if you go out today and hug a monoeye and tell her that you like her just the way she is.

>> No.15010386

Well if there is a day on which to do such a thing, today is it.

>> No.15010388

Stop it I don't want to get feelings for a mushroom

>> No.15010393
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I've got a great April Fools prank to play on a monoeye!
First I'll tell her I love her, then I'll propose to her, and in 70 years I'll tell her it was all a joke!

>> No.15010395

Goddamn, they're adorable.

>> No.15010398
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It's pretty creepy when older women talk like that. You can just tell they think of human boys as breeding studs instead of individual people.

>> No.15010405

Do you know where is this layout base from? It look so familiar.

>> No.15010408

That's a great idea! You need to really sell it, though. There's no way she'll just fall for it. Maybe fap yourself to the edge in secret before having sex with her so she thinks you're super in love with her when you cum super fast.

>> No.15010415

Couldn't tell you off the top of my head. Regardless, unless this is just for today, this will take some time gettin' used to.

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>> No.15010417

Yeah, and I'll have a few kids with her to really hammer it home!

>> No.15010434

>You can just tell they think of human boys as breeding studs instead of individual people
Boner stop

>> No.15010440
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>All these people makin fun of monoeye

you lot will never wake up to fresh baked waffles

>> No.15010446

Jokes on you, I don't even like waffles! I eat oatmeal for breakfast!

>> No.15010449

Ssssssllllluuuuuuuutttttttttt. I bet you want to knock up as many girls as possible.

>> No.15010489

>older office ladies passing you around and rating you at sunday lunch
>I think last week's rentboy was a lot better. He had a big dick.
>Come on, he was nice. At least he came a lot!
>Really quick, tho'.
>I like bullying, so I was just fine with it. I loved the way he started whimpering when I didn't stop jerking him for five cumshots.

>> No.15010527

No boner down boy.

>> No.15010578

Well thank god I never close this thread.

>> No.15010603
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But anon, what if this thread dies today

>> No.15010614

We're on page 7. We have time.

>> No.15010618

I shouldn't have refreshed, but the curiosity anon, just like that time with some jungle ladies.

>> No.15010622

Or Office Loli (OL)?

>> No.15010630

Then I'm fucked. But like that'll happen, we're on page 7.
I'm (un)lucky I browse other places so I still get to look at it.

>> No.15010634
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>no horny slime girl cheering you on when you achieve a milestone in life
Why live?

>> No.15010635

The best.

>> No.15010637

Guys, I think I might have a real-world monstergirl issue.

As in, there's this bee that keeps following me. This one, particular, specific bee. Any time I'm in a room with a window, there's a bee on said window - whether it's my home, the car, the office, the train, whatever. The bee's always there.
And I know it's this one bee in particular because I marked it - I put a drop of this really high-reflection yellow ink, the sort that acts like those safety vests, on the screen of one window, and the bee eventually made a bit of contact with it. So if I shine a light at it, it shines back at me - and it does, no matter where I am.

I actually went outside to try and find what was going on, and the bee had disappeared; I thought that was all for it, but then I go back in for a cup of tea, and there's that one shiny bee, on the window.

Here's where it gets weird, as if it wasn't already. My apartment complex has these huge dumpsters, and naturally there are flies at them. Normally this wouldn't be an issue, but I drew the short straw and my parking spot is near them. So I have to deal with flies in the morning and evening on a lot of days, unless I want to walk a block or two. At least, I did, until recently. These days, instead of flies buzzing me, there are fly corpses on the ground, and when I get in the car there's a shiny bee on my windshield, directly in my sight.

That alone would just be bizarre, but it's getting creepy. This one asshole decided to get high and parkour around the parking lot, and ended up making a little dent and scratch in the hood. I expressed my irritation, and he just blew me off. Last I heard, he ended up canceling the lease by phone after running away from a swarm. Then, my kinda-sorta-not really-girlfriend - as in, an old friend I'd get drunk after work and commiserate over lousy bosses with - decides to try and make a pass at me. She was drunk, certainly, and I'm pretty sure she was doing it to avoid getting hit on by someone chugging Jagermeister, but still. She was admitted to the hospital a few days ago for seventy-nine bee stings.

There's a bee on my window. The bee is shiny on a couple legs due to a bit of paint. It follows me everywhere I go, even somehow across county lines. I think it's yandere for me, and I have to meet up with my folks in a week.

I don't especially want to kill it - there's a bee population crisis, and I don't want to make it worse if at all possible, and since I can't seem to catch it, the only option is poison, which would risk harming whatever hive it's from. What do I do?

>> No.15010639

>Added two words
That doesn't make the post different.

>> No.15010644

Why live?

>> No.15010647

You what?

>> No.15010648

Yes, it isn't any different.
Why ask? Are you that OCD enough to care?

>> No.15010653

Fuck, I need to breed an office loli so bad.

>> No.15010655

Have you ever considered joining the Corba Unit?

>> No.15010670

Confess to the bee before she gets you.

>> No.15010683

Jack off on it and post pictures. Maybe they can take your semen and create a hybrid race.

>> No.15010686

Oh shit, maybe you're right and in 2017 we have beegirls.

>> No.15010692

This would be amazing if true.
Buy some flowers and put them outside your window.

>> No.15010698

And with that, I've finished that particular story. I hope you all enjoyed the paladin; I've got a bit more to do on the mage story, but it's almost finished as well. I think I'll post the whole thing as a single file - like, on google docs or somesuch.


As always, I enjoy getting feedback or comments. I've still got some work to do getting down dramatic scenes, but I think I'm improving.

>> No.15010699

>this fucking April Fools theme
I can't screencap shit like this.

>> No.15010704

Someone has to be the brave trailblazer and fugg the outright monsters. I bet it'll take like 5 generations for them to come out cute.

>> No.15010717

A bee is stalking me and I'm worried it's dangerous to others.

It's because I'm Russian, isn't it.

This isn't /b/ and I'm not into that sort of thing.

Besides, the bee flies off a bit if I get too close, and only comes back when I back off.

What the hell, I'll give it a try. Any recommendations for wording and/or flower type?

>> No.15010719

I wake up to my Mongolian picture board with a theme like this? Anyways, good morning fellow monster girl enthusiasts.

>> No.15010720

Oh that's it? A shame

A few souls damned for many more to be happy.

>> No.15010728

Good work Barb.

>> No.15010729

When I said "you what" I was merely expressing my disbelief, and yes it's probably because you are russian, everything goes weird there.

Now do what you're told and get us some bee girls faggot.

>> No.15010730

Then jack off onto a plate or something and see if it lands on the plate.

>> No.15010753

Nothing about this post makes sense.

>> No.15010771
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Fat cow butt.

>> No.15010772

Some nitpicky grammar errors here and there, get your shit together Joel.
Seems a little sudden but looking forward to the mage to hopefully make more sense out of this.

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Got titty game and booty game.

>> No.15010783

Doesn't look that fat.

Still soft enough for some gentle pushin'

>> No.15010788

Tell her that you want to bee with her.

>> No.15010792

And make bee leave with her.

>> No.15010796

You better be bee-nign to her.

>> No.15010804

I want to gently make love to a Holstaur from behind while I milk her tits to have a nice post-sex drink

>> No.15010806

I love curvy cows!

>> No.15010807

The population of Carlos is multiplying.

Run! Evacuate! Abandon thread!

>> No.15010810

And thus monster girls never became a thing.

>> No.15010815


Fair warning, if these puns get me killed, I'm telling Charon that you lot are the ones responsible for both my death and their horribleness.

As this guy said.

Fuck it, I'm gonna give it a chance. What's the worst that could happen?

>> No.15010822

>What's the worst that could happen?
Goddammit you just had to say it didn't you.
Well everybody get ready for the earth to become /d/.

>> No.15010826

Holst butts need more attention.


>> No.15010828

Fucking lewd cows.

>> No.15010834

YBA you beautiful person, I know you're lurking. I need an update on how Vengeance is going. When can we get the choice to go with June!

>> No.15010848

That's a mean april fool's joke.

>> No.15010858

I want to touch the cowbutt.

>> No.15010864

>When can we get the choice to go with June!
>admitting to shit taste
What are you plotting, anon?

>> No.15010872

She's the best partner for the MC

>> No.15010873

Post more spankable butts http://i.imgur.com/QYLrxhI.jpg

>> No.15010874

I'm the OG Junefag in this thread. I need this.

>> No.15010879

Ah, so you enjoy jokes, I see.

You and I are now enemies for all eternity.

>> No.15010883

He doesn't deserve a nice girl.

>> No.15010888

Everyone deserves a nice girl, if only to make them a better person.

>> No.15010889

What a nice april fools joke :^)
Me and June will laugh about this forever.

>> No.15010892

He doesn't deserve a nice girl, but he doesn't get June. June is for healing. He can have that shitty jabberwock. Or the smelly plant thing.

>> No.15010895

>Me and June will laugh about this forever
As long as you do it hell.

>> No.15010901

Or get nobody.

>> No.15010904

This works.

>> No.15010920
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>> No.15010925

What the fuck is a mofu?

>> No.15010932

I love this artist.

>> No.15010933

I love Ittla's muscle girls, someone needs to bribe him to draw a Jinko.

>> No.15010942

You're new here, don't you Richmond?

>> No.15010947

>don't you Richmond?
Can't say I ever have.

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>> No.15010955

>iqdb search results are upside-down

>> No.15010961

Ok good its not just me.

>> No.15010972

Time for april fools jokes!
I want to spike the offices coffee with cream made from hathor's milks!

>> No.15010979

So what is your prank gonna be?

>> No.15010988

I want to replace everything in a Wight's wardrobe with dirty rags and lead her through the crowded undead city as she chases me!

>> No.15010999

That was the prank...although I guess that I could spray my oppai loli werecat boss's office with catnip laced water.

So shes either chasing you in rags (making people think she's a particularly eloquent zombie) or she's running naked.

I like it.

>> No.15011002

>those hips


>> No.15011008
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I want to dress an already milky Vampire as a Holstaur and hook her up to a milking machine. I also desire to put various cow-print trinkets on her wings during said milking.

>> No.15011009

I'm gonna walk up to a Manticore and grab her tail, once she starts raping me I'll say that it was just a prank!

I'm gonna go to a Fallen God church and claim that I have decided to be chaste for the rest of my life, all the Dark Priests are going to panic and tell me that it's a grave sin!

I'm gonna fake that a Skeleton scares me and let her rape me, her face when I reveal to her that it was all a prank and that I am not scared of her will be priceless!

>> No.15011014

That's wrong, would you like her to do the same to you?

>> No.15011021
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She could make my pelvis sore if you know what I mean. Even better if she's 7ft tall and has a body Space-Jins Zombie meido.

>> No.15011028



It just got freaking WEIRD

Okay so yeah I went to get some flowers because I didn't have any. Only, when I got back, the bee wasn't there. Instead, there was a freaking angry wasp.

Fuck wasps. Seriously. With a rusty chainsaw, covered in turpentine, on fire, sideways.

Anyway the thing was flying my window mesh screen bug blocker THING and divebombing it two, three times...

And then it gets swarmed. As in, the way those Japanese bees do the hornets, covered up and all. They tore that thing to pieces.

The shiny bee wasn't there after, though. I don't think it'll be back - it was probably one of the first on the wasp.

What was remaining, after the whole debacle, was a group of seven bees that landed on the screen, and I shit you not, in formation. As in, a standard hex pattern with one in the center. And they were centered around that dot of shiny material I used to mark the shiny bee in the first place.

At first it didn't make sense, then when they flew off the screen and one repeatedly landed on the dot, I got the hint and put a new dot of paint on - and I swear this isn't an april joke, but they all went and got a bit on themselves. Then, all but one of them flew off, the last one hanging on the screen like the old shiny bee.

Here's what I think. I know that the instant-communication hivemind isn't actually a thing, but bees have a pretty good approximation due to their nature. I think I was wrong, and it wasn't the shiny bee going yandere for me, but instead it was the relevant queen bee.

I think I just got an Hymenoptera Honor Guard.

Forget confessing to the bee, I think it just confessed to me.

>> No.15011029

does this include cute little horns and a tail?

How about cute, cowprint panties?

That sounds like you're just trying to get people to rape you.

>> No.15011030

>does this include cute little horns and a tail?
>How about cute, cowprint panties?
I think massive tits are better presented through overalls desu.

>> No.15011036

What a story, Devin.

>> No.15011038

How does one get a vampire so busty?
Have you been milking holst milk in her nightly blood servings or do you just like large tits enough that MAMOBAMA did it for you?
because I'd do both.

>> No.15011040

Then the queen wants your sperm. Which is actually better since she's the one making the babies. Hurry up and get me my cute mofu girls.

>> No.15011041

>Girl wearing nothing but overalls

Fund it

>> No.15011048

But that's not a prank, you're just being a pervert

>That sounds like you're just trying to get people to rape you.
The raping is just an inevitable consequence of the pranks, you can't have the prank without the rape

>> No.15011052

>But that's not a prank, you're just being a pervert
There's nothing wrong with that.

>> No.15011056
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>How does one get a vampire so busty?
Live in Kloah's world

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>> No.15011061

Love Kloah's art but its always /ss/ faggotry.

I mean, goddamn dude.

>> No.15011062

Nothing wrong with /ss/

>> No.15011066

Am I a bad man for wanting a vampire that's bigger than Kloah's girls?

I want to have her try and fit into her old warplate from the old days and grumble that it doesn't fit anymore.

>> No.15011069


>> No.15011070

One can imagine that breast enhancement potions exist in the MGE as well, no reason why they can't.

>> No.15011089

They already do.

That's holst's milks origional function and MAMOBAMA can give a girl huge tits if the husband likes them.

>> No.15011094

Sweet jesus

>> No.15011095

Even better.

>> No.15011103

>Live in Kloah's world
I'd sooner join the order than live in a world where adult men and anatomy don't exist.

>> No.15011108


I'd be perfect to have a tsun girl gone from flat to all that because of her husband an halfheartedly grumble when she finds her shirts can't fit due to her new tities.

I want to walk in on a medusa hefting her new tits with a smile on her face as she gets dressed one morning.

>> No.15011110

Can I have your ticket, then?

>> No.15011112

More for me.

>> No.15011121

In Russia, bees confess to you.

>> No.15011123

Oppai loli sabbath is best sabbath.
Those glasses.

>> No.15011131
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You can have a one way ticket to hell.

>> No.15011138
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>chesty Medusa haughtily declaring to her husband that she has the best tits of her species
I need this.

>> No.15011140

Paladinchan needs to pay that place a visit.

>> No.15011143

Needs to be bare breasted and have little stare pasties or something for censoring

>> No.15011146

>Kloah demon realm.
>Filled with huge tittied monster girls that rival, if not surpass, holts on average.
>All the men are shotas.

>> No.15011152

That's on the list of realms to nuke for sure.

>> No.15011157

WHOA pretty close to vivian james.

Almost meme'd, my friend.

>> No.15011163

Back to /v/ with you.

>> No.15011167

I'm pretty sure that's heresy in every existing religion, those women need a man to do them justice.

>> No.15011168

Stop being salty

>> No.15011171

Oh Lordy.

Would any man who goes there instantly become a shota?

>> No.15011174

I'm sorry.

>> No.15011175

And they just want funsized men.

I imagine that it would take place over a period of time

>> No.15011185

Ironically, this has become rather stale as of late.

>> No.15011190

>as of late
It's been stale for well over a year now

>> No.15011191

Apology accepted, but please be more careful in the future.

>> No.15011193

Just like the woman slowly become titty monsters?

I want to watch formally flat chested paladin-chan struggle with her arm or as that happens.

>> No.15011194

Paladin-chan is in need of more eggs.

>> No.15011198

Probably it takes time if you stay alone, but at the moment you start having sex you transform.

>> No.15011201

I guess even sodium can't preserve indefinitely...

>> No.15011212

But then she's going to have to remove it and ask you to stop staring at her too small tunic...

>> No.15011216

>Not "Paladin-chan needs eggs badly"

>> No.15011218

Sounds like heaven.

>> No.15011221

Well, they are high in protein

>> No.15011229

I can't help it, they're getting so big.

>> No.15011237
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Well eggs do make a nice nutritious breakfast before a day on patrol.

>> No.15011239

That's where she pouts, tells you she can't help it, and turns to look away a little too fast so that her chest wobbles.

>> No.15011242

I hope you snuggle and thank her for all the she has done for you when you go to sleep.

>> No.15011249

Do I get a good view of her ass then?

>> No.15011253

Yep, although it probably hasn't changed all that much.

Her breeches would be hugging it quite nicely as she looks away.

>> No.15011261

I love this new demon realm.

>> No.15011268

Better buy some anti-magic pendants or leave quickly if you don't want to end up a shota.

Otherwise you make wake up with Paladinchan trying something with you as the realm gets to her.

>> No.15011271

How would it get to her?

>> No.15011279

Well, her chest has gotten so big and lewd and you've just been walking there, peeking glances, maybe she wants to tease you for a bit of payback.

>> No.15011290
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Best demon realm

>> No.15011296

One can only hope that the Sabbath liberates the poor people of that hell.

>> No.15011302
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Looks like she needs some help!

>> No.15011313

Why should I help her and what will happen to me if I do?

>> No.15011320
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You might be rewarded, """Cory"""

>> No.15011328

But Paladinchan is repressed and wants to wait until marriage.
Indeed it is. Indeed it is.

>> No.15011332
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I want to touch a fox

>> No.15011334

I don't understand, why did she suddenly become fat?

>> No.15011335

Sure after helping her to get some cloths that fit her lovely body, she can then take them off and reward me by letting me cuddle her all day. I will gladly cuddle with the cute scientist kitsune, and then fall asleep with my head between her bust.

>> No.15011337

Give me something classy

>> No.15011344

Looking at his Subs gallery now, I think he could've done better on Barb-tans butt.

>> No.15011349

>People post one or two abyssals
>Rage and telling them to go back their their thread
>Someone posts an entire folder of ran or momiji
>No one tells them to go back to the 40+ active touhou threads
Not that I care for boats that much but I can't be the only one seeing the massive double standard right?

>> No.15011357

>One is a 9 tailed fox, which is an actual entry in the MGE
>The other is an anthropomorphic boat

>> No.15011359

Hold on nigga, not all Abyssals are based off of boats.

>> No.15011360
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Ran poster here, what's the problem?

>> No.15011362

yes please

>> No.15011363

Agreed, that guy should stop.

>> No.15011365

Don't worry, she won't pounce you.
Just maybe lay on your chest so you get a feeling of hers along with an excellent view of her cleavage....right before she realizes what she's doing and runs off with a blush.

>> No.15011369

With the size her chest is she may crush me.

>> No.15011372
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You've posted god knows many many images of Ran this thread to the point it's being obnoxious, if you want to dump her that badly then make a "which 2hu's tail would you sniff?" thread.

If you're not intentionally dumping stuff of her and just like fluff, show a bit more variation.

>> No.15011374

Apparently he's been having trouble ever since moving on to a new program. He could probably have done a more decent butt if that Charon drawing of his is anything to go by though.

>> No.15011375

She'd probably chuckle at first, thinking your mesmerized by her chest, until she realizes whats really happening and rolls off, apologizing profusely while not realizing that the sudden movements caused a nip slip.

>> No.15011384

She's getting lewder by the minute.

>> No.15011387

I've only made about 20 posts with images, nerd.

only 3-4 were straight dumping. If you want abyssal's so bad I'm sure the generals on multiple boards can help.

>> No.15011389

It's not her fault!
She's never had to wear a bra before coming to this place!.

>> No.15011391

Anyone want to go into a detailed discussion of the process on how different monstergirls go through pregnancy and birth?

Let's start with Lamias.

I think there are now two general locations for the vag on a lamia: the below belly-button location (like a human) or cloaca area.

I think there should be a third option that acts as a second 'cloaca' but is a human vag located higher up somewhere farther up the body from the cloaca: i.e. the vag receives semen and the cloaca expells everything else.

I also think lamias should give live birth. An egg of that size would be YUGE. Also would lamias be warmblooded or cold? I can understand a weakness to the cold but I think for withstanding the desert heat (their general place of origin) a sort of hybrid blood type might be in order.

>> No.15011393

>only 20 posts with images
Wow, what a hero.

>> No.15011401

>If you want abyssal's so bad
That's not what I was getting at in the slightest, I said I don't care for them but there's a double standard in allowing that kind of dumping when the entire board is full of 2hu outside here.

>> No.15011403

That's a subject that might be interesting to think about but I'm not sure about discussing it

>> No.15011411

I think I've posted 5 images in as many months.
>134 posters
>1 guy uses 7% of our total images

>> No.15011418

It takes a strong man to deny what's right in front of him

It wasn't explicit dumping. I only come in these threads every once in a while to save images from artists.

>> No.15011421

I'm more surprised they have bras there.

>> No.15011430

Its more that she was going braless and still is ever since her chest got upgraded.

>> No.15011432

Oh my.

>> No.15011435

Yep, you could even tell when she's cold, much to her embarrassment.

>> No.15011442

I'm more curious about those weird wet patches that keep showing up whenever I say I'm thirsty.

>> No.15011448


>> No.15011455

They're nothing and her breasts most certainly don't slosh whenever they move fast.

It's all in your head.

>> No.15011456


Mildly autistic succubutt that drives movie when?

>> No.15011460

I want to hug a completely uncorrupted Paladin-chan with big, muscular thighs and small breasts in every position.

>> No.15011461

And the squirting sounds and the mooing whenever she goes to the bathroom?

>> No.15011470

That' good too.

Those are nothing!
And don't ask about why she's wearing the helmet again.

>> No.15011483

I'm going to go in front of an MG whorehouse and hug her head and kiss her hair in front of all those naughty girls! They'll be so jealous!

>> No.15011493

And the strangely long skirts and the clopping around at night?

And the face that we haven't run out of milk in weeks?

>> No.15011498


/jp/ never wants to have fun...

>> No.15011514

they're gone

>> No.15011516

I like to keep egglaying girls laying eggs and having cloacas, including Dragons, which a lot of the thread seems to disagree with.

>> No.15011518

Yep, you're just imagining things.

>> No.15011520

Am I imagining the face that she seems to always buy cowprint clothes now even though she doesn't look like she wants to?

>> No.15011527

you are just imaging things.

>> No.15011532

Gee, I wonder why.

>> No.15011533

Huh, well time to go to bed. Maybe I'll have that dream where I'm drinking milk out of a squishy orb again.

>> No.15011534

I'm in the house of regular vag for sex, cloaca on the snake half for birthing/egglaying.

Also, eggs. But not huge eggs; lamia just do a LOT of growing in the early years.

>> No.15011540

Yep, just relax.

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What if a Jubjub becomes a high ranking chairwoman in the monstergirl Yakuza?

>> No.15011557

I want the eggs to be big enough to cuddle as a form of incubation.

>> No.15011561

Too dumb.

>> No.15011563

Shit like this is why I'm going to die a virgin.

>> No.15011566

>I'm in the house of regular vag for sex, cloaca on the snake half for birthing/egglaying.
10-4 on that.

>Also, eggs
I can't say I like.

I'd like to think that most if not all monstergirls are born like 'nymphs' where they resemble smaller counterparts to their parents.

Say, if a Lamia gave birth to lolis instead of babies. I think that'd be cute as hell.

I would also argue that in the wild newborns with some capabilities (nymphs) survive better than their weaker baby forms (i.e. newborn birds not being able to fly).

Of course this is also effects frog-girls and buggirls.

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Meme cat wants to show you something

>> No.15011617

Yeah and what about it, any monster girl can do that why show it to me?

>> No.15011618

She's looking pretty tubby there, she better start working off the weight on her stomach

Can't meme when you're plump

>> No.15011622

I want to lick that belly.

>> No.15011625
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Perfection, smug girls really are the best.

>> No.15011627

This is an april fools, isn't it? It's like Victor's non-explosive wet dream from nowhere.

>> No.15011628

A shit

>> No.15011631

I hope it's not some kind of prank, we never know with Cheshire Cats, those heart pupils are also suspicious

>> No.15011634

I want to travel around, seducing and impregnating young female Paladins. Then one day, after I feel I have sired enough sons I shall settle down with nice monster waifu just as I always had wanted, content in knowing I have done more than my part for securing the future of humanity by at least one generation.

>> No.15011640

Or you know, marry a human girl, have a couple of sons and then go to live to a demon realm.

>> No.15011645

>Cheshire's are known for pranks
>This is the Day of Pranks
Don't trust anyone or anything

>> No.15011654
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I want to kiss a spooky ghost! She could be a haunting or one of those cute girls who come out of the TV!

>> No.15011655

I'd feel bad for forcing my wife to monsterize. I also don't want to live anywhere near a Demon Realm, because reasons.

>> No.15011662

Why mess with 3DPD just to have a bunch of sons?

Just help Druella corrupt the world and with all the new energy the Demon Lord will receive from the freshly monsterized women, she'd be able to give all MGs the ability to produce incubi sons

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>> No.15011670

Exactly like this, except she'd have wet hair and empty, black holes for eyes.

>> No.15011672

>In a 2D setting
Also, I'm not a race traitor so there's that too.

>> No.15011679

>I shall settle down with nice monster waifu
>I'm not a race traitor

>> No.15011684

I'll be amazed if it isn't a meme, a prank, or her butt.

>> No.15011688

>Intentionally left behind a large number of human offspring
Tell me how exactly I'm betraying my race.

>> No.15011691

>Meme cat wants to show you something

Wow, look at that threadcount! Where did you get that shirt?.

Speaking of, I wonder if the MGC equivalent of the Salvation Army runs a black market selling all the unwashed boy clothes donations to horny teenage MGs? Seems like it'd be lucrative.

>> No.15011695

That's a soft belly.

>> No.15011708

>have succubus girlfriend
>tell her you've been feeling emotionally unsatisfied with all this constant sex
>tell her you're following this new Order lifestyle where instead of sex you just sit on the same couch and talk or watch movies to make a connection
>tell her sex is relegated to once every two months, and only for one ejaculation
>as she starts spurting and sputtering in disbelief you grab her jaw to keep her mouth open, then irrumate the fuck out of her
>tears of relief stream down her face
>"April Fools, dear."

>> No.15011711

You're betraying all those nice girls you're NTR'ing after you knock them up.

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>> No.15011718

Oh fuck what does this make so much sense.

>> No.15011721

Smug Paladins when?

>> No.15011724

I like the idea of eggs. Seeing my daughters hatch all tiny and weak before they cuddle up to me and my waifu would do things to my heart.

>> No.15011733

>waifu pouting all night because your daughteru hatched while she was at work and she's been clinging to you all afternoon

>> No.15011737

>Lanternon setting up a shit ton of sub plots and doing nothing with them
>characters who seem important like the Hellhound and Sabbath vanishing from the story all together
>just ending with a super convenient plot from the monsters that gets them all exiled in a paragraph

It's either a joke or he got very bored of his setting.

>> No.15011740

That and having a daughteru hatch with the top half of her she'll covering her eyes

>> No.15011746

You guys know how to read roman numerals, right?

>> No.15011755
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I live for smug.

>> No.15011762

Dear God I hope this thread lasts the day...

This April Fools format is...it's too much to bear.
Also pray my browser doesn't crash so I don't have to refresh the page...

>> No.15011765

Yeah, mostly all that.

Well, now I've embarassed myself between being a retard and the american date style I didn't notice.

Oh well.

>> No.15011769

I don't see what the problem is.

>> No.15011771

I wonder, how does this layout compare to the shitheap that was the Halloween layout?

>> No.15011777

Of course. It only adds to the obviousness of it being a joke. That and power armour from nowhere.

I still found it entertaining, I hope he keeps the chapter around.

>> No.15011784

Hey everybody! it's Afril Pools today, did you bring your swimsuits?

>> No.15011791

Molly, it's
It's April Fools, not Afril Pools

>> No.15011794

Just open a new tab and find out

>> No.15011796

Pool's Closed on account of MOFU

Seriously, it gets difficult to manage when wet.

>> No.15011797

Do tripcodes work with this weird April Fool's thing?

>> No.15011802

I want a Holst waifu named Molly.

>> No.15011803

Apparently not.

>> No.15011809

I spent a summer vacation working the pool and you'd be amazed at how much water those foxgirl tails absorb.

>> No.15011810

Nope, first thing I tried was putting Anonymous in the name field.

>> No.15011815

Imagine how heavy nine waterlogged kitsune tails would get.

>> No.15011823

I'm far more interested in imaging all the work that goes into drying them.

>> No.15011837

I want to be the first man to ever spank a Mermaid's butt underwater.

>> No.15011840

What's with all this spanking lately.

>> No.15011854

It's a pretty good fetish if you like showing a woman who the boss is.

>> No.15011863

Much like sounding is a pretty good fetish if you like showing a woman you love and trust her utterly.

>> No.15011864
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Spanking is good for the soul

Don't you just want to rain blows down on a Cheshire's ass while she apologises for all the pranks she's been pulling? She would still be grinning though of course, that's exactly what she wanted all along.

>> No.15011870

>comparing sounding to spanking
Boy aren't you just a salty little guy.

>> No.15011873

You're a little confused there, brah. I fucking love sounding.

>> No.15011901

I literally cannot stop namefagging, someone halp ;_;

>> No.15011902

You might like some butterfly I know.

>> No.15011910

Done properly, it's like jacking off from the inside out, and can be done in conjunction with more traditional methods.
Done poorly, it's like castrating yourself from the inside out, and can be done in conjunction with more traditional methods.

>> No.15011925

The image of a man unzipping his pants, dropping them and his undies to his ankle, slowly pushing his Succubus wife on her knees, and suddenly jamming his erect penis in her mouth all the while she seriously talks to him, got me way harder than it should have

Every monster girl needs to be shut up by forcefully shoving a cock in their mouth, especially smug and haughty ones

>> No.15011932

What is this? This thread is lacking in Girtablilus. Where are my Girtablilu bros at?

>> No.15011935

They're mean.

>> No.15011937

Literally a Girtablilu story in this very thread >>15006323

>> No.15011943

>not wanting to get brutally raped by a Girtablilu
>not wanting to get stung over and over as she makes you cum buckets
What are you gay?

>> No.15011945

If they were any out there that are nice and friendly, I'd like them and be willing date one. But until someone can find a Girtablilu who a nice and friendly girl, I can't date one.

>> No.15011949

I want a Lich to curse me with an eternal boner that can only be cured daily by cumming inside of her!

>> No.15011950

I bet you're one of those perverts that would cum just from feeling a slick, shiny stinger penetrate their penis over and over again. You know, like that Frederica nutter who wants his dick bit.

>> No.15011952

That might hurt.

>> No.15011955

Jeez anon, you'll distract her from her experiments.

>> No.15011956

>Intentionally let your monster wife catch you masturbating
>Explain how she's just not fully satisfying your sexual needs anymore
How does she react?

>> No.15011957

What if you done something to annoy her that day and she just teased you with a handjob while reading a book, asking herself out loud if she should just leave it at that.

Would you swallow your pride and say sorry for whatever you done or try and sleep with that raging magical boner?

>> No.15011959

>Would you swallow your pride and say sorry for whatever you done or try and sleep with that raging magical boner?
I pick option C, rape her.

>> No.15011961

I would just try to not sleep upside down.

>> No.15011964
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She probably gives me a full body examination and asks me to lay on the couch while she plays psychiatrist.

>> No.15011965

Be really embarrassed when she finds out I was masturbating to pictures of her and comes to me with that smug look on her face again

>> No.15011966

Feel bad, and maybe start trying to ream herself with a succession of larger and larger dildoes to lose that Oni death grip.

>> No.15011969

Any boner can be cured by looking at a photo of Margaret Thatcher

>> No.15011971

I'll try to sleep with it, and I'll continue to do so until she gives in.

>> No.15011975

Never ever dick the daughteru. Especially dhampirs and thier ntr fantasies

>> No.15011977

You should have chosen porn that features the opposite body type of her. Unless this was your plan all along.

>> No.15011978

That'd be fucking awesome if I had a monstergirl waifu to lift with me and back me up on online games.

>Till death do us part.

Or even better, go on an adventure!

>> No.15011980

How would that do anything other than make the situation worse?

>> No.15011981

How would using big dildoes make her tighter than before?

>> No.15011983

>MGC outlaws deciptions of Margaret Thatcher

>> No.15011985

How would being loose as fuck make sex feel better?

>> No.15011989

>I'll continue to do so until she gives in
Just don't be surprised when she spends her nights furiously masturbating while watching you sleep

>> No.15011991

Because as it stands, her vice-like pussy is clamping on me so hard that I can't glide against her like normal.

>> No.15011995

How is the pussy being tight a bad thing?

>> No.15011999

Maybe his dick is TOO big?

>> No.15012001
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>that scene from Horny Human
Yeah baby. Succubi are made for this sort of thing.

>> No.15012005

Get a real dick buly loli onahole and see how it feels without a shitload of lube, and then imagine it being so tight that lube will be sloughed off by the tightness.

>> No.15012009

That means I've got her on the ropes, just a little longer and victory will be mine.

>> No.15012035

I'm going to prank an Alice by telling her that I have a deadly poison in my penis, and that the only way to get it out is for her to step barefooted on my glans

She will laugh so hard when I come and she realizes it was a joke all along!

>> No.15012040
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By looking at the pictures. Wow, crazy
Nope, only a few of my pics have meaningful names. Literally 5 others

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Damn it anon, now I'm imagining an Alice at karaoke nervously trying to sing Poison by Alice Cooper in front of the man she likes.

>> No.15012063

I think it's be a lot more funny if you came inside her instead.

>> No.15012073

I'm just a small prankster, I'll leave that kind of jokes to the pros

>> No.15012075

I'm gonna be MGC's Banksy, painting Margaret Thatcher murals and avoiding knife ear police and the serial hugger

>> No.15012084

Where are the dank memes? Memecat?

>> No.15012089

What? You don't want to see the look of horror on her face when she thinks you're about to poison her by releasing your seed inside her. It'd be especially great if you told her that the poison makes you, and thus her after you come inside, infertile for the rest of their life.

>> No.15012099


I prefer the one posted a few months back, about putting sleep powder in a Shirohebi's tea, knocking her up, and making her think she had an immaculate conception to start a cult around her. (Preferably with other girls drinking the holy tea and also experiencing "immaculate" conception).

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I want to sit next to the foreign Dragon exchange student during lunch!

>> No.15012128

It's a good idea, but what happens when they find you're behind it all?

>> No.15012134

Indeed, you should make her feel welcomed and show her what this place is like, maybe even be her first friend here if you to get along well.

>> No.15012142


You train them their bodies to unconsciously desire their cock through sleep-banging, so they all want you even if they don't realize it. So once the secret is out, they won't care and just want to be with you.

>> No.15012159

I want to make mixed eggs with the Black Dragon exchange student! I bet they'll come out looking like a night sky!

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Something's 'off' about that new student, but I can't put my finger on it...

>> No.15012197

How would you deal with the culture shock? I bet Dragons kiss men on the lips to greet them

>> No.15012200

What kind of accent would she have?

>> No.15012205

A dragonese one.

>> No.15012209

Could she be a robot? Damn technology club must be at it again.

>> No.15012226

It's the uniform! She's wearing it improperly.

She forgot the bow at the end of the ribbon-tie.

>> No.15012231

I want to bully an Alp by calling her bro.

>> No.15012237

How mad would a Kejourou be if you insulted her hair?

>> No.15012239

Thinking on random ideas, I am amazed no one has made a Jester Cheshire yet.

>> No.15012242

You remember what actual kejourou do to their victims?

Better bring some bandages.

>> No.15012244

You wanting to get raped? That's how you get raped.

>> No.15012246

Is it bullying if I call her man? Like
"Hey man how's it going?" That's just how I refer to people rather than using their names constantly.

>> No.15012247

>When you accidentally touch the reverse scale

>> No.15012248

She must be a delinquent, only delinquents disrespect the uniform code

Mad enough to wrap you in her hair and give you endless hairjobs until you went back on your words

>> No.15012252

Oh man, that would be pretty good.

>> No.15012255

For >>15012237

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>> No.15012258

Fucking Henry.

>> No.15012260

I want to slum it with the tubbiest alp in the town!

>> No.15012262

>Mad enough to wrap you in her hair and give you endless hairjobs until you went back on your words
But what if you never do? What if you always hold onto the belief that her hair looks bad?

>> No.15012263


Wrong person Ms. Lopez. :^)

>> No.15012265

Seriously, that one should have been obvious by now. Or burgler Cheshire in a sneaking suit, that fits her whole invisibility gimmick perfectly.

>> No.15012289

not a regular just checking up
any news on that game KC was going to make?

>> No.15012297


>> No.15012299

Sometime after MGE 2 at comiket and maybe before we die.

>> No.15012302

but i dont plan to live that long

>> No.15012308

It's okay, being an undead incubus is in fashion now.

>> No.15012309


I think you missed the endless part there.

In any case I'm sure she has friends who are fellow Kejourou and would want to hear all about your opinion on their hair

>> No.15012320

Not if I slum with her first!

>> No.15012335

I'm going to say all of their hair is dumb and feels horrible!

>> No.15012350

>A dragon is a a dragon it can't be a dragon and a girl at the same time t. """""henry"""""

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Oh Anon, why'd you have to do that? Now they're all convinced you're lying. You're not going to be going anywhere for awhile.

>> No.15012364

>building up cum for 12 hours
>I come inside my waifu so hard it tranceeds dimensions and impregnates her with quadruplets.

>> No.15012370

/a/ rolled Antonio Burch and Faye Valentine in the same thread. /v/ rolled Christopher Poole. We're getting blown the fuck out, guys.

>> No.15012372

They just can't accept that men might not like their stupid hair that gets everywhere.

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Loen gave me the sketch for the other side of my 7 meter miia daki

Might need a hip reduction
Not sure yet

>> No.15012382

Bill Wilson is the holy grail at the moment.

>> No.15012386

She's going to be out the door and getting wings with me in no time!

>> No.15012390

big wide hips a best

>> No.15012399

No, I'm going to invite her to my house and supply her with all the treats and beer she'll want!

>> No.15012403

then she;ll get fat

>> No.15012408


Anon you can't just insult their hair while being near them. There no way something like would end well. And why don't you like their hair anyway?

>> No.15012410

>>building up cum for 12 hours
That's called edging, anon. It sounds truly horafying.

>> No.15012412

Then no one but me will want her, and it'll all have gone to plan

>> No.15012415

/v/ also got Rebecca Black.

>> No.15012418

Their hair is probably all gross and feels awful. Not to mention it gets everywhere.

>> No.15012419
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Oh man.

I just finished reading a A World That I Rule. ( http://exhentai.org/g/919502/cbd7232160/ )

For those who haven't heard of it, it's basically a normal modern guy getting dropped in a utopian unspoiled world where the tribal elf natives are incredibly innocent (no notion of killing, war, money, ownership, hate, etc) and begins to introduce them to stuff like hunting, jealousy, hate, and so on.

It never really struck home how much introduction to humans could totally fuck up their way of life. l mean, there are just so many ways we can fuck up a good thing.

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>> No.15012424


>hip reduction

Are you out of your mind?

>> No.15012442

>female: elf netorare snuff
>mmf threesome
I think I'd be happier not reading that.

>> No.15012443


Why would it feel gross? Kejourou always go to great lengths to make their hair feel and smell nice.

And you're mistaken if you think it falls out of their head like human hair. it's a very big deal to get a lock of hair from them as a gift after all.

>> No.15012449

I remember reading the first few parts of this ages ago, but I completely forgot about it until you posted it. I'll have to finish reading it now.

>> No.15012450

Yeah, I got to the part where he starts getting violent and closed the tab. The protagonist is a total piece of shit, and the way he acted killed my boner.

>> No.15012452

Please, I'll take her out for better beers and meals!

She'll get treated like a queen at those places!

Thick steaks, hearty helpings of ribs, and all the burgers she could ever want!

>> No.15012453

What would a Kejuurou childhood friend do if she found out that I still used that lock of hair she gave to me in primary school as an onahole 20 years later?

>> No.15012454

kind of like reverse avatat

>> No.15012462

Oh yeah? Well I'll hire a personal chef! She'll have an endless supply of top of the line food and drink only at my home! Paired with a TV and she'll never want to leave!

>> No.15012463

She might think you're a lolicon, so yes.

>> No.15012464

>Those first 2 chapters.
Fuck sake, why would he be such an asshole?
Didn't he help him? Why am I getting so annoyed over porn?

>> No.15012465

>it's a very big deal to get a lock of hair from them as a gift after all.
That's incredibly creepy.

>> No.15012472
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Just like, a very very slight one, here's miia at the same angle
the snake bit feels a bit too wide

>> No.15012476

Better start planning the wedding.

>> No.15012477

>too wide
Wide hips can never be too wide

>> No.15012479

>Why am I getting so annoyed over porn?
well theres that one loli comic that always seems to freak /a/ out so you're not alone.

>> No.15012483


Considering you used her hair and not just an ordinary onahole that would make her pretty happy.

>> No.15012484

post it spoon fed me pls

>> No.15012486

>that one loli comic
Which one?

>> No.15012488

Geiger Counter

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>Which one?
you know which one

>> No.15012494

This is why I tell people we need traitors, but they never listen.

>> No.15012498

I can see why...

>> No.15012500

Oh, that one. It is fairly brutal so the reactions aren't unexpected.

>> No.15012503

that comic makes my blood boil

>> No.15012504

If massage her all over after those meals and learn to cook so that she'd get home made stuff as well!

She's going to get spoiled rottten!

>> No.15012505

Oh, that one. That's just disturbing because it's too real. Like you can see that actually happening, and it's horrible.

>> No.15012509
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Cheer her up

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>> No.15012517

I don't want to cheer a whore like her up unless I get a good reward from it.

>> No.15012518

I can't, I'm real.
Why must life hurt me like this.

>> No.15012519

well that is a mean thing to say

>> No.15012523

/pol/ got Richard Nixon.

>> No.15012524

does her tailpussy have tastebuds?

>> No.15012525

Real rape is the best kind of rape. I really hate those "it's okay that you raped me" plots. They're kinda gross. I don't really like the usual mindbreak either, like in Fatalpulse doujins. Irrumating a loli to death is great, sure, but that weird misogyny and dick worship is just weird.

>> No.15012526

It's true.


>> No.15012527

Will do.

>> No.15012531

>It's true.
is not

>> No.15012534

Anon please.

>> No.15012535

I'm gonna kiss her tailpussy!

>> No.15012538


How exactly? Their hair is a big thing they take pride in. They never cut their hair in any other moment other than what they would give to you and it's her way of enforcing that she considers you to be her husband and will stick by you always.

>> No.15012544

>is not
It is.

>> No.15012545

It just keeps getting worse and worse the more I read it.

>> No.15012548

I've heard the term "forced sex" used for sex that starts out as rape but they enjoy it by the end. While "rape" is not wanted all the way through. Might be a good term to use to distinguish the two here.

>> No.15012551

reminds of an old SA post where some guy gets a yandere stalker and she mails him her hair

>> No.15012554

Manticore, I love you! Just kidding, April fools

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>> No.15012560

That's not a student! That's an adult!

She's a christmas cake!

>> No.15012561

what a tweest

>> No.15012568

>liking misogyny
>in a waifu thread
How can you enjoy a waifu if you hate her to begin with?

>> No.15012583

>complaining about soggy knee in a 2D fetish thread on 4chan

>> No.15012586

>kills the elf guy who offers him a fruit

I'm not going to do myself any favours by reading more of this, am I?

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>soggy knee

>> No.15012588

Simple, by only enjoying the carnal pleasures of sex that her body is useful for and the (possibly) good food she can make. Everything else she's fucking useless for.

>> No.15012596

Why would I cheer up someone when I said I didn't love her after she raped me? She deserves to be sad.

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Disgusting. Luckily we know someone who can make you cherish your waifu like she deserves.

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Monster girls with dakis are already happy

>> No.15012609

I just did and well... You're safe to skip it.

>> No.15012611
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I want to marry a Manticore and make her the happiest woman in the world. I want to finally take her husband only hole on the wedding night and hold her tightly as she cries with joy.

Is that so wrong?

>> No.15012615

My "wife" doesn't deserve anything like that. She's lucky she even gets to sleep in the same room as me. A stupid Mindflayer won't do shit about anything.

>> No.15012618

I'm surprised how popular the Mindflayer nurse thing got.

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Well it goes well together

>> No.15012656

He got Miia's face to match Okayado's artstyle almost perfectly.

>> No.15012659

Well, think about it. Having a mindflayer do their thing to fix someone is a lot faster and more cost effective all around than repeated visits to a psychiatrist, and more effective in effects. The trick is finding one that won't plant hidden little easter eggs in your head, waiting for you to find just the right conditions or girl nearby to hatch. See that salamander? You challenge her to a fight for some reason.

>> No.15012661

>And he woke up, screaming "THERE'S PRO-PAYNE IN MUH URETHRA!" And jumped out the window! Flapping! Like a Bird!
>Can you believe it?
>HAHAHA... ha... ha...
>So, anyway, that's how I lost my medical license...

>> No.15012669

nah, fuck her
savage, m8

>> No.15012670

The trick there, is to immediately seek out and marry one before you ever meet any.

Obviously you'll already have been affected, but now you'll have the protection of her wanting your happiness inherently, and thus ensuring your mind stays at least somewhat intact.

>> No.15012672

I read onwards. Oops.

So he's beaned a cute elf over the head with a rock, found his bike, got Bora burnt from the fire he started, smoked a cigarette, and wants to try and improve on the life they have.

I'm not going to enjoy the next hundred pages or so, am I?

>> No.15012678

No. No you're not.

>> No.15012679

But nobody would trust them to do anything. It would be impossible for them to get medical licenses.

>> No.15012703

>Only 12 hours
Weak! If you truly loved her you build it up over a few days.

>> No.15012704

She looks lonely. Maybe if I trade places with that pillow...

>> No.15012717

Admiral Ackbar has a few words for you.

>> No.15012744

We don't deserve anything good didn't we. The multiverse is better without us.

>> No.15012745

>thus ensuring your mind stays at least somewhat intact.
Yeah. Her definition of "intact"

>> No.15012763

Considering that unlike computers our minds are in a constant state of flux and degradation, having a stabilizer - even one acting as a controlling influence - would be utterly good at so many levels.

Yeah, you might be a slightly different person after she gets her tentacles in you. You also would never have to worry about phobia, depression, psychosis, anxiety, breaking under pressure, Alzheimers...

>> No.15012769

So he kills a seal, and gives a badass scar to the now orphaned child, thus ensuring that it'll grow up to take revenge, and is using meat to restrict sex from the other guys.

Well, this is going to be horrible.

Can we all just agree that if we end up on a heavenly tropical island populated by innocent monstergirls and equally innocent natives, that we don't ruin it with fire, rules, property or disagreements?

>> No.15012784

I second this motion. Only introduce the human level of monstrosity as a means of deterring other forms of monstrosity. As in, don't bring it out unless we find similar (or, if it's even possible, worse) instances of evil, and even then ensure it's only us what does the deed, so the natives don't have to learn our particular nature into themselves.

>> No.15012789

I promise. Not so sure about the other guys.

>> No.15012790

I will do my best to not fuck shit up.

>> No.15012797

Will I still like anime and licking girls' buttholes? If so, I think I'll be okay.

>> No.15012811

>Her definition of "intact"
So, still having your personality intact?
Your preferences and reasoning may be a bit different.

>> No.15012835

You have my stick.

>> No.15012838

The possibility of mindflayers being able to create sleeper agents is quite worrying.
You go to see a mindflayer for some stress therapy, and come out of it a few weeks later feeling fine. You live your life, then, fifteen years later, bam, you're an unquestioning soldier in the mindflayer army as their eldritch forces take over the planet, brainwashing, absorbing and assimilating.

>> No.15012845

As long as the government doesn't manage to get a hold on them.

>> No.15012874

Ok. How about 416 years of edging with perfect stops?
I can take it, but the question is if she can endure all this time without sex.

>> No.15012904

I say you'd bleed out, or so the internet told me.

>> No.15012912
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I'm going to marry this Fox.

>> No.15012920

Fat Fox F....Tits.

>> No.15012925

The plain fact is nobody would ever trust anything that could rewrite your brain on a whim. And when a key part of dealing with doctors is trusting them, they'd never be used for anything other than some shady government type stuff such as interrogation or prisoner reconditioning. Even then with all sorts of safeguards to keep them from messing with their handlers and so on.

It would truly suck for the mindflayers themselves. Nobody to get close to them. Every part of their lives controlled and monitored. It would be a very lonely existence.

The only way they can be accepted is in a society that already doesn't give a fuck about any of that brainwashing stuff like KC's.

Edging only builds up precum. You're watering down the semen itself.

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>> No.15012936

That hair braid is the icing on the Fox Cake.

>> No.15012942

would motorboat/10

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>> No.15012946
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I want to play with her funbags.

>> No.15012947

This fox is trying to seduce me into donating to her shrine.

And it's working.

>> No.15012952
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Tits being used for their primary purpose!

>> No.15012954

You'd probably be wise to have a second mindflayer as an overseer if you ever get flayed for legitimate reasons. One who can be trusted and held liable, to step in and observe the actual changes made by the first mindflayer to a person's mind themselves.

>> No.15012956

>Your preferences and reasoning may be a bit different.
>implying your personality will be intact at that point

>> No.15012957

Yeah that works.

What delicious looking milk.

>> No.15012960

Well, damn. Now I need to go find some kitsune content to fap to which I haven't already seen.

>> No.15012964

Why must they seduce me? I never did enything bad, I'm innocent.

>> No.15012971

Foxes are naturally lewd and lascivious predators.

>> No.15012973


Why are foxes so best?

>> No.15012979
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Have fun bucko.

>> No.15012988

I want to steal from a fox shine in a desperate attempt to scrounge some money together and buy some food and clothing.

>> No.15012990

You're going to have to pay them back with your body, you know.

>> No.15012995

I refuse to do such a lewd thing.

>> No.15013011

You don't get an option.


That is your fate.

>> No.15013014

Hey man, I'm going to introduce civilization to them complete with all sorts of classical liberal/humanist philosophical bullshit as well as a good dose of realist political theory and that sort of shit. Whether or not this causes problems for their society in the future is not entirely up to me, all I'm doing is trying to give them the tools necessary for societal growth, but more importantly, tools necessary for the survival of their civilization.