Guys, I think I might have a real-world monstergirl issue.
As in, there's this bee that keeps following me. This one, particular, specific bee. Any time I'm in a room with a window, there's a bee on said window - whether it's my home, the car, the office, the train, whatever. The bee's always there.
And I know it's this one bee in particular because I marked it - I put a drop of this really high-reflection yellow ink, the sort that acts like those safety vests, on the screen of one window, and the bee eventually made a bit of contact with it. So if I shine a light at it, it shines back at me - and it does, no matter where I am.
I actually went outside to try and find what was going on, and the bee had disappeared; I thought that was all for it, but then I go back in for a cup of tea, and there's that one shiny bee, on the window.
Here's where it gets weird, as if it wasn't already. My apartment complex has these huge dumpsters, and naturally there are flies at them. Normally this wouldn't be an issue, but I drew the short straw and my parking spot is near them. So I have to deal with flies in the morning and evening on a lot of days, unless I want to walk a block or two. At least, I did, until recently. These days, instead of flies buzzing me, there are fly corpses on the ground, and when I get in the car there's a shiny bee on my windshield, directly in my sight.
That alone would just be bizarre, but it's getting creepy. This one asshole decided to get high and parkour around the parking lot, and ended up making a little dent and scratch in the hood. I expressed my irritation, and he just blew me off. Last I heard, he ended up canceling the lease by phone after running away from a swarm. Then, my kinda-sorta-not really-girlfriend - as in, an old friend I'd get drunk after work and commiserate over lousy bosses with - decides to try and make a pass at me. She was drunk, certainly, and I'm pretty sure she was doing it to avoid getting hit on by someone chugging Jagermeister, but still. She was admitted to the hospital a few days ago for seventy-nine bee stings.
There's a bee on my window. The bee is shiny on a couple legs due to a bit of paint. It follows me everywhere I go, even somehow across county lines. I think it's yandere for me, and I have to meet up with my folks in a week.
I don't especially want to kill it - there's a bee population crisis, and I don't want to make it worse if at all possible, and since I can't seem to catch it, the only option is poison, which would risk harming whatever hive it's from. What do I do?