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Remi started saying weird things to me HELP

>> No.15004568

My seed is reserved for 1000 year old plus ladies.

>> No.15004665

>>15004568
Remimi is 500. That's almost 1000!

>> No.15004735

>>15004665
I'll take a Remi, a Flan and a Kosuzu. That's about 1000.

>> No.15005020

>>15004518
She's jumping on your dick, that's weirder than anything she's saying.

>> No.15005174
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15005174

>you will never be Remi's living hot water bottle for her to hug and feed of during those cold winter nights.

why fucking exist

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15005383

Don't worry. The meido will take of it.

>> No.15005503
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>>15004518
OK I will help

you take the front and I will take the back, be careful of the teeth

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15005597

I want to put my pedophile dick inside Remilia's child sized pussy.

>> No.15005617

>>15005597
but she's 500 years old you grave robber, I wouldn't even leave you near my nan

>> No.15005787

>>15004568
You mean "17" years old...

>> No.15005806
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>>15005617
She has the body of a 9 year old, so it's okay.

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>>15005383
The medio will be an accessory to Remilia's corruption and nothing more.

>> No.15005905
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15005905

I want to worship every inch of Remimi's body

>> No.15006234

>>15005905
blood sucking is extremely erotic

>> No.15006263
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>>15005905
>>15006234
also sauce as your censoring blocked results

>> No.15006299

>>15006234
Not into loli, but blood is great. Shame bloodsucking is rare as fuck.
Meanwhle it's hard to escape urine.
Why do Japs have such shit taste?

>> No.15006332

>>15006263
Did it also block your brain?

>> No.15006369

>>15006263
http://exhentai.org/g/582147/fcf89672cc/

>> No.15006436

>>15006369
>>15005905
Top shelf artist.

>> No.15006750

>>15004518
Sauce?

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>>15006750
http://exhentai.org/g/304730/6a26bd1685/

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>>15006852
Thank you, kindly!

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15006942

>>15004518
Die monster!
You don't belong in this world!

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>>15006942
It was not by my hand that I was given flesh.
I was called here by NEETs who wish to pay me tribute.
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1534843

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>>15006963
Your chest is as flat as your table. Mankind ill needs a Loli-hag such as you.

>> No.15007017

>>15007004
leave remi and her cutting board alone, faggot.

>> No.15007028

>>15005597
What size did you say her pussy was again?

>> No.15007033

>>15004518
>Fill my womb with your dirty pedophile cum

HOW RUDE, IT'S NOT DIRTY.

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>>15007017
>cutting board
This phrase turns me on now. Am I ruined?

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>>15007004
What is a /jp/sie? A miserable little pile of fetishes!
But enough talk, have at you!

>> No.15007053

>>15007028
Her pussy is that of a 9 year old girl.

>> No.15007070
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>>15007034
http://exhentai.org/g/296518/43c0c56bea/

only unless you already fapped to this

>> No.15008447

>>15007004
>>15007017
The real reason Remilia moved to Gensokyo is because vampire hunters kept bullying her

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>>15007070

>> No.15015870

Tfw no qt vampire loli ojou-sama ;_;

>> No.15017581

>>15015870
iktfb

>> No.15017686
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>>15007070
Don't link that shit series. It's on the same level than all the "Guy fall into a strange new world and can do anything" light novels, manga and anime.

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>>15017686
Agreed.

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>>15015870
jdimsa

>> No.15017908

>>15015870
>tfw my gf has a remi cosplay

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>>15017908

>> No.15018593

>>15015870
>>15017581
>>15017840
Kindly fuck off or speak in a human language.

>> No.15018914

>>15017686
A name change away from a direct self-insert fanfic.

>> No.15025791

She'll be A-OK, provided she doesn't mind bearing halflings.

>> No.15033542
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15033542

Alas, poor NEET. He was a massive faggot, Horatio.

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