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Anonymous Thu Oct 23 20:18:21 2008 No.1500167 [Reply] [Original]

Describe your ideal waifu, pictures not required.

For me, Aya is kinda close. Cheeky, nosy, impatient, promiscuous and a "journalist" to boot. In other words, a perfect match for me. I'm lazy, gentle, inquisitive and just so happens, I'm a journo myself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 20:20:56 2008 No.1500181 File: 79 KB, 1152x457, 1224793256681.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I already have my ideal waifu.

>>	Remilia Scarlet !!0l42/w//XuF Thu Oct 23 20:21:55 2008 No.1500184 File: 21.00 MB, 1200x1539, 1224793315725.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] <--- Mai waifu

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 20:25:27 2008 No.1500197 File: 515 KB, 724x800, 1224793527003.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1500189 ...the gaiafaggotry. Pic related for me

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 20:31:49 2008 No.1500221 File: 49 KB, 400x450, 1224793909373.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] mechanical

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 20:32:01 2008 No.1500222 File: 478 KB, 1200x800, 1224793921886.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Enma Ai would be my perfect wife.

>>	None !Nipaa0mi0. Thu Oct 23 20:35:44 2008 No.1500228 File: 414 KB, 1370x2977, 1224794144288.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rika is perfect, so I think she'd make an ideal wife.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 20:39:24 2008 No.1500248 File: 148 KB, 551x800, 1224794364611.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I did this on /c/ and afterwards realized my waifu was this. I don't know whether to be happy or suicidal

YAF !nmVOHsTRd. Thu Oct 23 20:53:18 2008 No.1500295
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Reimu Hakurei.

We're both lazy assholes, bastards and jerks, we wouldn't get along, but I'm into those kinds of love-hate relationships. Also, it would be satisfying to finally see her break, turn to her only friend (me), crying and whatnot, and I'd just make my leave and tell her to sweep the yard just before I close the door behind me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 20:56:44 2008 No.1500307 File: 197 KB, 570x768, 1224795404589.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The PERFECT wife. You know it to be true.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 21:02:31 2008 No.1500327 File: 55 KB, 600x450, 1224795751540.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1500295 Akyu. I just stole her from YAF. SHIT WAS SO CASH!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 21:14:36 2008 No.1500393 File: 46 KB, 640x480, 1224796476745.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kotomi is perfect.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 21:18:55 2008 No.1500422 File: 66 KB, 600x509, 1224796735690.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Perfect.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 21:23:19 2008 No.1500189 >>1500184 in b4..

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 21:23:20 2008 No.1500453 File: 36 KB, 304x450, 1224797000324.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1500436 >ragecorp !ZXH4K9VU6g

Anonymous Thu Oct 23 21:26:57 2008 No.1500479
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>>1500167
Intelligent, sensitive, feminine, sophisticated. Beautiful wouldn't exactly kill me either, but I think that goes without saying.

Picture not particularly related, though I am partial to girls with twintails.

>>	Comrade General Thu Oct 23 21:28:37 2008 No.1500488 File: 66 KB, 517x995, 1224797317747.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1500436 fun times

>>	ragecorp !ZXH4K9VU6g Thu Oct 23 21:29:45 2008 No.1500498 File: 16 KB, 247x229, 1224797385567.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1500488 Bro fist, mang.

>>	YAF !nmVOHsTRd. Thu Oct 23 21:35:36 2008 No.1500541 File: 51 KB, 363x380, 1224797736226.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1500517 Yes, I've already agreed, no need to repeat yourself.

>>	Tatari !i5geY0xe8c Thu Oct 23 21:36:40 2008 No.1500231 >>1500181 It seems we have similar interests.

>>	Remilia Scarlet !!0l42/w//XuF Thu Oct 23 21:37:53 2008 No.1500565 File: 34 KB, 334x280, 1224797873778.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1500514 >>And not anymore. WHAT?!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 21:40:25 2008 No.1500253 >>1500184 Wait, don't you pretend to be a girl? Wouldn't that be illegal?

>>	Anonymous of Finlandia Thu Oct 23 21:40:27 2008 No.1500587 File: 326 KB, 897x1300, 1224798027064.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Everything I could ask for in this cold world. Just someone to warm my heart.

Anonymous Thu Oct 23 21:52:06 2008 No.1500651
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Mima. Dear god. From all that I know of her, she would be awesome to live with. Leading an aimless and depressing life, feeling like most people are selfish, I regrettably identify with this. She's a master of magic as well as being Marisa's instructor. I find her comically boisterous personality to be highly amusing. She is obscure and forgotten, and I identify heavily with that sort of feeling. Mima has green hair, and her awesome blue magician's dress. If there were any charachter for me to pick as the coolest, she'd top that list without exception.

>>	Remilia Scarlet !!0l42/w//XuF Thu Oct 23 21:58:07 2008 No.1500310 >>1500253 >>pretend to be a girl ಠ_ಠ Got a problem with a woman marrying another woman? >>1500295 Needs more Ai Ai Akyu, if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 22:02:23 2008 No.1500326 >>1500295 THE SHRINE

>>	YAF !nmVOHsTRd. Thu Oct 23 22:02:57 2008 No.1500330 >>1500310 Ai Ai Akyu? Oh CoMe oN!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 22:08:20 2008 No.1500360 Who the fuck is YAF?

Beck Thu Oct 23 22:09:11 2008 No.1500737
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Polite, intelligent, driven, extremely loyal. Loyalty would be the strongest of her convictions.

She would also be shy, introverted, self-critical, and profoundly self-conscious. Her behavior, actions, and desires are thus heavily influenced by other people's judgments:

She would be, at times, overwhelmed by self-doubt.

She would be, at times, hyper-aware (and ashamed) of even the smallest, most inconsequential of her actions, thoughts, doubts etc.

She would be, at times, convinced that everyone -the whole world- is watching her, judging her, criticizing her.

Her self-consciousness would be a problem for her at all times, and she's desperately trying to feel comfortable in her own skin.

She want to find her self, become self-aware.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 22:09:42 2008 No.1500367 >>1500360 A faggot.

>>	Anonymous Jones ‮[8-FTU] ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !TapsqdZp4A Thu Oct 23 22:10:19 2008 No.1500743 File: 27 KB, 480x680, 1224799819383.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1500651 fixed for accuracy

>>	Anonymous Jones ‮[8-FTU] ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !TapsqdZp4A Thu Oct 23 22:11:32 2008 No.1500372 >>1500167 Aren't those all negative traits, OP?

>>	YAF !nmVOHsTRd. Thu Oct 23 22:12:44 2008 No.1500381 >>1500360 I am. >>1500367 I am.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 22:13:39 2008 No.1500386 I just want a girl who will love me as much as I love her. ;_;

>>	Comrade General Thu Oct 23 22:14:04 2008 No.1500395 >>1500381 >>1500295 Isn't your nickname Yandere Alice Fag? I thought it would be Alice not Reimu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 22:16:56 2008 No.1500406 >>1500393 i fapped to kotomi reading in the library

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 22:16:58 2008 No.1500407 >>1500395 He wrote a fanfic that focused all around Reimu, no matter what.

>>	YAF !nmVOHsTRd. Thu Oct 23 22:18:34 2008 No.1500418 >>1500395 No, my nickname is YAF. Yandere Akyu Fag. YRF would be awkward to pronounce for a slav tongue such as mine.

>>	ragecorp !ZXH4K9VU6g Thu Oct 23 22:20:35 2008 No.1500436 >>1500418 Oh, you can know me as ragecorp too. I used to bear this name and trip before changing to YAF and giving it out to /v/, /a/ and /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 22:22:28 2008 No.1500444 >>1500418 And he's a faggot, because he steals my Reimu when he doesn't even fit with her.

>>	Remilia Scarlet !!0l42/w//XuF Thu Oct 23 22:24:52 2008 No.1500461 >>1500444 I bet his penis fits her well enough.

>>	ragecorp !ZXH4K9VU6g Thu Oct 23 22:25:23 2008 No.1500468 >>1500461 I don't even write Reimu anymore... I haven't written any Reimu since TS4.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 22:27:42 2008 No.1500817 File: 40 KB, 250x221, 1224800862355.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My ideal waifu, and my first cartoon crush, are both Lady from Space Adventure Cobra. Subservient but dependable, rational but jovial, compassionate, bald and made of metal.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 22:30:38 2008 No.1500504 >>1500468 TS4? Fanfiction? What, are you some fanfiction.net writer?

>>	ragecorp !ZXH4K9VU6g Thu Oct 23 22:32:11 2008 No.1500514 >>1500504 Not fanfiction.net, but THP. And not anymore.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 22:32:24 2008 No.1500517 >>1500504 A faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 22:36:11 2008 No.1500546 >>1500514 THP?

>>	4tran Thu Oct 23 22:37:11 2008 No.1500860 File: 28 KB, 311x400, 1224801431382.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Almost omnipotent/omniscient, and benevolent to a fault. Beauty helps too. "How do I solve the 3 body problem again? Oh right"

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 22:37:30 2008 No.1500559 >>1500541 >IStockPhoto

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 22:44:13 2008 No.1500608 Alice is pretty close Likes dolls, she's a homenage to Alice in Wonderland, she is cute and bitchy (I prefeer this over the useless moeblob fanon Alice is.) The perfect girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 22:53:48 2008 No.1500661 >>1500651 This picture is a lie, Mima doesn't have any legs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 22:55:03 2008 No.1500673 >>1500651 Could someone with an aptitude with translating Japanese translate what she's saying?

>>	ragecorp !ZXH4K9VU6g Thu Oct 23 22:55:28 2008 No.1500670 >>1500546 Touhouproject.com An imageboard dedicated to touhou fanfiction in CYOA form. >>1500565 Yeah, you heard me right. I quit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 22:59:21 2008 No.1500685 1. Born a Female and still has vagoo 2. willing to fuck and blow me 3. not fat or pig disgusting 4. Japanese 5. willing to cook and clean for me

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 23:02:49 2008 No.1500709 >>1500661 How many times do I have to keep telling you fucks. She had legs in Mystic Square.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 23:13:36 2008 No.1500758 >>1500737 beautiful description. i hope you find her anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 23:21:41 2008 No.1500790 >>1500651 But you're already completely alone.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 23 23:24:09 2008 No.1500800 Picture means 1000 words.

>>	Beck Fri Oct 24 00:17:43 2008 No.1501017 >>1500758 I already found her. I already fucked it all up. ...is this thread still alive?

>>	4tran Fri Oct 24 00:45:08 2008 No.1501128 >>1501017 For some reason, a lot of threads die as soon as I post something. sigh, depressing

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