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Dis me, hate me, don't believe, I don't care. I hate my country of origin, nobody thinks people from my region are pretty, nobody thinks anything good about us.

If you say you're Japanese, people will raise their eyebrows and try to make conversations with you, Japanese people are beloved here, and opposite to what the Asian fags here say, white girls love Asians, especially if you're from Japan. At least here in Norway.

I'm not Norwegian, I come from the Middle-East. Ugly as hell, hairy, sweaty and nobody likes me. I'm so ashamed of my country of origins. WHY COULDN'T I BE BORN JAPANESE?!?!

WHYYYYYYYY!?!??!

>> No.1498924
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>WHY COULDN'T I BE BORN JAPANESE?!?!

>WRYYYYYYYY!?!??!

because MUDA DA

>> No.1498933
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1498933

Dunno lol

>> No.1498885

boku thinks that's a pretty sugoi yume, tomodachi-kun

ganbaruze!

>> No.1498889

>>1498885
Hate it or love it. Japanese is a pretty cool language, and all the nerdy boys like you who only know a phrase or two won't change that.

>> No.1498898

>>1498889
baka

>> No.1499041
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1499041

>>1499023

>> No.1498909

You could have done a lot worse than be born Middle Eastern.

>> No.1498915

>>1498909
I'm from Iraq. There are few bigger shit holes than that...

>> No.1498917

Dis me, hate me, don't believe, I don't care. I hate my gender, nobody thinks people from my gender are pretty, nobody thinks anything good about us.

If you say you're a little girl, people will raise their eyebrows and try to make conversations with you, little girls are beloved here, and opposite to what the fags here say, white girls love girls, especially if you're are little. At least here in Norway.

I'm not female, I come from the Y chromosome. Ugly as hell, hairy, sweaty and nobody likes me. I'm so ashamed of my gender. WHY COULDN'T I BE BORN THE LITTLE GIRL?!?!

WHYYYYYYYY!?!??!

>> No.1498926

>>1498889

How is Japanese a cool language?

Enlighten me, please.

>> No.1498930

I bet some Japanese people wish to be Middle-Eastern too like us, Cheer up.

Who the fuck am I kidding.

>> No.1498932

>>1498926
It's a language used by the giant-eyed girls of the 2- dimensional world.

>> No.1498934

>>1498926
eh uses Chinese characters and doesn't afraid of anything

>> No.1498935

>>1498932

And I would be willing to bet that if they had a choice, they'd speak fucking English.

>> No.1498937

>>1498935
They would speak French, obviously. It's the universal language.

>> No.1498940

The Middle East used to be cool back when Persia was in its prime. Then the Monglians raped them so hard that they never recovered.

>>1498937

French used to be the international language of diplomacy until France stopped being important.

>> No.1498954

Dis me, hate me, don't believe, I don't care. I hate my species, nobody thinks people from Earth are pretty, nobody thinks anything good about us.

If you say you're alien, people will raise their eyebrows and try to make conversations with you, aliens would be beloved here, and opposite to what the scientist fags here say, white girls love aliens, especially if you got some sexy tentacles. At least here in Norway.

I'm not Norwegian, I come from the Middle-East. Ugly as hell, hairy, sweaty and nobody likes me. I'm so ashamed of my species. WHY COULDN'T I BE BORN ON ANOTHER PLANET ?

WHYYYYYYYY!?!??!

>> No.1498955

All the people in the Middle East suck.

I suck too.
WHY do you ask?

Because I'm from the Middle East.

>> No.1498988

>>1498940
>The Middle East used to be cool back when Persia was in its prime. Then the Monglians raped them so hard that they never recovered.

Well, almost everyone had their own prime time. Back when Persians is all cool, Greeks are just as cool as they are. No one cares about Japanese back then.

So we're saying Western is its prime now, is Greeks included in that Western we're talking about? Fuck no. No one cares about Greeks right now, even for the Westerners themselves. BTW, no one cares about the Mongolian either, for now at leas. Unless, well, they put their rape face once again and fucked us all really hard just like before.

Everyone would have a chance for them to shine. Well, maybe. Maybe not.

>> No.1499023

>>1498926
It sounds cooler.

"Car" in Norwegian: "Bil"

"Car" in Japanese "kuruma."

Whereas "bil" is just a short stupid sound, kuruma sounds like a ninja move.

I've gotten a new KURUUUMAAAA!!!

>> No.1499028

>>1499023
But cars are stupid, so the term for car should sound stupid.

>> No.1499038

>>1499028
Fuck you.

>> No.1499045

>>1499023
You made it to my list of fucking idiots.
Congratulations.

>> No.1499051

>>1499045
How can you add someone who is anonymous to a list?

>> No.1499056

>>1499051
List of fucking idiots:
- Anonymous
- Anonymous
- Anonymous
- MANkoto !/uhtKOHuio
- Anonymous

etc etc

>> No.1499063

>>1499056
That's a good list.

>> No.1499064

>>1499056
Something wrong with your list. I'm not on it.

>> No.1499065

I don't want to brag, but I'm not in the list yet, which means I'm an intelligent being.

>> No.1499066

>>1499051
Adding Anonymous just makes things easier

>> No.1499070

>>1499064
Your trolling quality has dipped, lately.

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