Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Sat Mar 26 21:13:20 2016 No.14981140 [Reply] [Original]

Image limit reached for previous thread, so here's one that starts with the newest KC girl translated.

Kenkou's Notes:

今回の魔物娘は動く鎧こと、「リビングアーマー」
挿絵では半透明の女の子が鎧の中に見えますが、
女の子は夫にしか見えず、それ以外の人間には、ひとりでに動く鎧にしか見えないそうです。
ちなみに、夫との合体（いろんな意味で）が特技なんだとか！

This time's monster girl is a moving armor know as “living armor.”
In the illustration, you can see a semi-transparent girl inside the armor,
but the girl can only be seen by her husband, and it seems it only looks like a moving armor to other humans. By the way, uniting with their husband (in various meanings) is their special skill or something!

Perentie Notes:

1. It can be assumed that the basic rules of unspecified monsterization apply to a human woman wearing living armor. Namely that, barring special circumstances or special women, they become succubi.

2. The "constantly making love" part is clearly hyperbole (as it pretty much always is) given that later in the same profile it refers to such sex as simply becoming a "habit."

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And now the usual stuff:

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 21:27:49 2016 No.14981211 >>14981140 Best girl material right here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 21:28:26 2016 No.14981216 >>14981140 Hey you, Commander Fuckup. No new thread until the old one dies.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 21:29:04 2016 No.14981221 >>14981140 >Image limit reached for previous thread You're a fucking moron, OP.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 21:31:49 2016 No.14981242 File: 16 KB, 630x380, Dxc_045.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14981140 The reference is not lost on me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 21:31:57 2016 No.14981244 Yup, it's the weekend alright.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 22:15:11 2016 No.14981460 >>14981244 Yep

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 22:20:07 2016 No.14981487 But what happens when a stage 1 alp wears a living armor?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 22:23:21 2016 No.14981505 >>14981487 It fucks the gay out of him.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 22:36:59 2016 No.14981592 >>14981140 Don't shit up the board with extra threads.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 22:38:10 2016 No.14981600 >>14981592 We tell people not to.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 22:47:59 2016 No.14981657 >>14981505 What's this? Alp rehabilitation?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:38:34 2016 No.14981941 I guess we're here now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:39:31 2016 No.14981945 >>14981941 Indeed

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:39:49 2016 No.14981950 >>14981936 True, I suppose. Since all the people who hate it can't admit to browsing it, that makes sense.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:40:00 2016 No.14981952 >>14981941 This is my space rock get your own.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:40:04 2016 No.14981953 File: 639 KB, 1280x1897, 01 (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'll delete 'em in due time, but holy shit. I NEED a Hellhound like this.

Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:40:16 2016 No.14981955

>>14981900
I'll be as objective as I can about TFT, because I really haven't seen enough of it to judge fully, and I doubt too many here have either.

But when it comes to Sukiru, I will gladly throw him under the metaphorical bus, because everything about him is hilarious.

I remember a while back saying that someone who writes that poorly can't be any older than fourteen at the most. Then I went on his Tumblr, and say that he'd posted a picture of himself on it. The guy is at least twenty.
I felt a little part of myself die laughing that day.

It's like how good writers will go out of their way to write the worst thing that they can for the purpose of providing an example of what not to do.
Well, Sukiru manages to be even more terrible than that while writing in earnest. It's amazing. Absolutely amazing.

Mods, why you gotta ax the thread when I'm in the middle of posting?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:40:28 2016 No.14981956 About damn time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:41:06 2016 No.14981959 File: 595 KB, 1280x1898, 02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14981953

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:41:07 2016 No.14981960 To the guy asking about hosting his stuff on TFT, it probably won't hurt. If people don't like you, they'll probably hate you more. If they like you, they probably won't care. If nobody knows who you are, nothing is going to change.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:41:53 2016 No.14981962 >>14981953 >>14981959 Just link the thing instead of dumping it you rube.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:42:08 2016 No.14981964 File: 572 KB, 1280x1895, 03.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14981959

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:42:20 2016 No.14981967 >>14981960 This. Thunderbro does it, and nobody minds. If you do it, you do it. You'll get more readers, and that's it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:43:09 2016 No.14981975 >>14981962 I just needed the three, don't call me a rube, poof.

Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:43:27 2016 No.14981979

>>14981960
I would consider myself a "budding" writefag. Still getting better. I like to consider myself a poster on these threads first, and a writefag second. I feel dirty enough when I first post that I have a new story. Don't like shilling or whatever.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:43:49 2016 No.14981982 >>14981964 You know you have a set limit on how many pictures you can delete within a set amount of time, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:44:22 2016 No.14981984 >>14981964 >>14981959 >>14981953 Best archetype. Emotionally underdeveloped delinquents are GOLD.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:44:38 2016 No.14981987 >>14981960 As a writefag who posts there mostly as an afterthought once I've finished a story, I'd say go for it. My stories get more than double the views in TFT as opposed to pastebin.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:44:51 2016 No.14981988 >>14981140 >777 KB Living Armor based off of abandoned Valkyrie armor when?

Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:46:09 2016 No.14981996

>>14981950
The holes in what he's saying are twofold. The first is that Quicksilver is loved/hated and Thunderbrother has quit. There's nobody else who isn't persona non grata. The second is that if you post your stuff here with a link from there, people will sure as hell know. Even the people that play both places know better than to do that.

Also, does anybody else remember almost this exact same conversation when Mindflayer was released? I mean almost word for word. Profile as the opening pic, some guy dumping manga, some guy asking something about hellhounds, and the same tft conversation going on in the middle of it all.

Guess we really are going in circles.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:47:23 2016 No.14981999 >>14981140 Living Armour + Lizardgirl = ultimate fighter

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:48:01 2016 No.14982003 >>14981140 Best grill, would fight side by side with her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:48:03 2016 No.14982004 >>14981979 Don't cause a shitstorm and nobody worth considering cares where you post. Don't rock the boat.

Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:48:11 2016 No.14982005
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>>14981996
>Also, does anybody else remember almost this exact same conversation when Mindflayer was released?
I remember that there was a bunch of shitflinging, but at least we got some cute scenarios out of the deal.

Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:48:34 2016 No.14982007

>>14981955
It really is impressive. He lives in that bizarre, mostly empty, region of people who are legitimately terrible and don't understand it. His is a unique, natural talent. Anyone trying to imitate him would come off as shallow by comparison.

>>14981979
Just go for it. Like the guy in the last thread said, giving you shit about it is pretty much a McCarthy trap. Just keep two separate versions of the story and only post pastebin links here. You're just asking for trouble otherwise. We love to start shit for more-or-less no reason here. Also, to be honest, I find their layout atrocious. It's far too fucking cluttered. I like reading in nice walls of plain text on a white background, the way Chief God intended.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:48:44 2016 No.14982008 >>14981996 You act like I'm trying to play a game, and I'm really not. I just want people to be able to access stories that cater to the MG crowd. Not everyone browses this thread, I thought I'd branch out. I'm not trying to "play both sides".

Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:49:51 2016 No.14982011

>>14981996
Honestly, if more writefags from here post their stories on TFT, I'm just going to read them there.
Pastebin is not made for reading stories, and the visual aspects of it suck ass.

Anything like TFT, PBWorks or GDocs is always a much more welcome alternative.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:50:45 2016 No.14982017 File: 680 KB, 1200x886, Pillar Manti.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14982005 Who is it that drew these? Really like it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:51:26 2016 No.14982020 >>14982011 Personally, I've considered using a google docs setup or something for my stories but it's probably not worth it. Then again, I hate TFT too much to be reasonable so that's just stubbornness on my half.

Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:51:27 2016 No.14982021

>>14982008
Then fucking drop it and post in both places. The fact we're still having this discussion makes you think you're shitposting more than any sort of "shilling" you could be trying. I prefer to read on pastebin, but I check TFT for occasional decent content.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:52:21 2016 No.14982024 >>14982008 Then go post them on /monster/, fanfiction.net and the wiki too and your training will be complete.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:52:44 2016 No.14982027 >>14982017 Nightman, aka Lateman, aka The Drawfag With No Name, aka Lawyer Guy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:53:35 2016 No.14982030 >>14982017 Sketch/Lawyer/Latenight.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:53:49 2016 No.14982031 File: 1.12 MB, 1240x1754, 1459050829034.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14982027 Thank you Anon, have some Hellhound.

>>	snibako Sat Mar 26 23:55:19 2016 No.14982036 http://strawpoll.me/7196056/r Alright, calling it. Miia Waifu wins with a very comfy lead. Thanks for voting everyone!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:57:26 2016 No.14982041 >>14982036 Dang. Better luck next time, Muscle Shark. Either way, I love your work snib.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:57:28 2016 No.14982042 >>14982017 Lawyer-kun. Some people also call him latenight or sketch, but that's kind of stupid, like calling him "artist-kun". Also makes it a total bitch for people to find his stuff in the archives, so I use lawyer-kun myself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:58:10 2016 No.14982045 >>14982027 His handles are Latenight or Piddlepoodle. To this day, I wonder if curiosity compelled him to visit these threads.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:58:50 2016 No.14982048 >>14982042 Latenight or sketch-kun make more sense than always referring to the guy's real life work.

Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:58:56 2016 No.14982049

>>14982036
>People still using Strawpoll, especially on /mgt/ where multiple strawpolls have been successfully compromised in real-time.

I'd strongly recommend using polldaddy next time, they're designed for corporate customers (but still have some free options), so are pretty robust against ballot stuffing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:59:39 2016 No.14982051 >>14982042 Speaking of which, is his stuff not in the pastebin? I'm looking through the current and even the old ones and I can't find a goddamned thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:00:17 2016 No.14982055 >>14982045 >To this day, I wonder if curiosity compelled him to visit these threads. I would bet it was. It's how i found this place too

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:00:19 2016 No.14982056 >>14982031 this pic sucks and I've always hated it T, Hellhound lover

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:01:24 2016 No.14982062 File: 619 KB, 1600x2000, 1459051284204.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14982056 Well what about this one?

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:01:46 2016 No.14982064

>>14982048
>using a highly generic name makes more sense than using a unique one

Uhh... do you know why people have names in the first place, anon? They're kind of specifically designed to be unique from other words and names, otherwise people won't know who/what you're talking about.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:02:04 2016 No.14982067 I don't wanna be the newfag of the conversation but whatever, what is TFT and what's the shit about it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:02:16 2016 No.14982068 >>14982051 His imgur link is in the wordpress. He updated it fairly recently so it should have most of his stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:02:44 2016 No.14982070 >>14982067 Touch fluffy tail, I'm assuming it's because of the furries.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:03:12 2016 No.14982071 >>14982070 Its a monster girl site you dip.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:03:21 2016 No.14982072 >>14982064 >either of those >any more generic Don't know about you, but I've never seen another drawfag named Latenight.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:03:31 2016 No.14982073 File: 679 KB, 800x800, 1425434937061.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14982055 Though, Latenight has drawn MGE stuff when we were on /a/. But in this case he most likely drew them in /a/'s drawthreads.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:03:54 2016 No.14982076 >>14982071 Wait really? I coulda sworn a lot of furries hung out there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:04:25 2016 No.14982077 File: 323 KB, 729x763, 1453073441579.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14982031 I just want to put my face in some big fluffy paws

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:04:53 2016 No.14982082 >>14982076 Plenty of the writers include monsterboys and furries in their stories. So you know, not too far off the mark there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:05:44 2016 No.14982084 >>14982076 Bob is an admin and writer there, so he's already pretty close to being a furry.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:05:52 2016 No.14982085 >>14982082 >monsterboys Ah, I remember why I don't like TFT now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:06:02 2016 No.14982087 >>14982073 I love him, I want him to draw glacies stuff

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:06:10 2016 No.14982089 File: 458 KB, 612x573, 1458619943906.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14982077 Are these big enough?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:06:42 2016 No.14982092 >>14982082 what is a furri?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:07:24 2016 No.14982095 >>14982062 Needs to be taller and have more muscle without the pencil waist. I want my hellhounds 7 foot tall and powerful enough to stop a speeding truck with one paw.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:07:43 2016 No.14982097 >>14982089 BIGGER

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:07:47 2016 No.14982098 >>14982085 >needing a reminder Must be all the "A place isn't it's users, it just hosts content" sugarcoated posting lately.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:08:54 2016 No.14982104 >>14982092 You not speak English as a first language or something, bud?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:09:14 2016 No.14982107 File: 377 KB, 1000x928, 1434851260087.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14982073 I see. I wasn't around back then but I'm happy with all the stuff he's made

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:09:32 2016 No.14982110 >>14982098 Hm? I haven't posted in these threads in a long time. I was considering where to put up my next story and TFT has a better layout than pastebin generally.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:11:14 2016 No.14982118 >>14982107 Huh weird, for some reason this image made me think of a Nureonago instead of a Kejourou.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:11:24 2016 No.14982119 File: 578 KB, 1169x827, 1458446779845.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14982097 Shit man, that's the biggest I got.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:12:20 2016 No.14982124 >>14982089 Those are plenty big enough for me. But goddamn, she causes quite the fearboner.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:12:33 2016 No.14982127 File: 1.53 MB, 2200x1800, 1458496136253.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14982110 Are hot dogs a better shape than pencils?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:12:54 2016 No.14982130 >>14982104 i come from Israel my friends tell me this is christian message board and tell me to visit this place

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:15:14 2016 No.14982138 >>14982130 Do you like Tanukis?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:16:18 2016 No.14982144 >>14982127 I actually want to see a hellhound dressed as a Pencil for once, she will be the goddess of all the writefags out there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:17:16 2016 No.14982148 File: 92 KB, 500x537, NopkEAg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I need to know that some writefag has made a good Wendigo story, they've started to grow on me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:17:59 2016 No.14982150 >>14982138 what is tanuki friend?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:19:23 2016 No.14982154 >>14982148 I'm writing a Wendigo story right now, anon. Traditional Wendigo, though. So probably not what you're looking for.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:20:17 2016 No.14982159 >>14982154 Will there be cuddles?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:20:19 2016 No.14982160 >>14982154 What do you mean by Traditional ?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:20:22 2016 No.14982161 >>14982150 Your soon-to-be boss. She just bought out the company.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:20:34 2016 No.14982163 File: 372 KB, 1000x679, 1454265709120.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14982148 Unfortunately they don't have any bit of writefaggotry aside from greentexts that I happened to have compiled.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:20:51 2016 No.14982165 >>14982154 Traditional meaning mythological cannibal ghoul, or traditional meaning the KC Wendigo (i.e., not the awawawawa Lawyer-kun variant)

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:21:03 2016 No.14982167 >>14982160 Maybe he means vanilla?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:21:12 2016 No.14982169 >>14982160 Probably a greedy cannibal fuckmachine

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:21:32 2016 No.14982170 >>14982163 Would you mind sharing?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:22:04 2016 No.14982175 >>14982150 http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Gyoubu_Danuki

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:22:13 2016 No.14982176 >>14982169 So kinda like a cold-weather Ushi-Oni?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:22:15 2016 No.14982177 >>14982160 I'm assuming the Until Dawn variant.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:22:52 2016 No.14982180 >>14982154 Ho boy, is it gonna be a thriller?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:23:08 2016 No.14982182 >>14982176 More like a zombie dragon ushi with goat feet.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:23:35 2016 No.14982183 File: 693 KB, 1000x1412, 1449729225526.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14982150 The not!jews monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:24:02 2016 No.14982186 >>14982062 It's great.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:25:12 2016 No.14982195 >>14982182 Sounds like my kind of girl.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:25:20 2016 No.14982197

>>14982159
Yes, but she's a holocaust-victim tier thin and tall girl.
>>14982160
By traditional I mean physical embodiment of greed, tall as the hills.
>>14982180
Thriller/horror. Running through a forest in the dead of a winter night, with this great massive THING chasing you whispering MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:25:35 2016 No.14982198 >>14982176 >implying ushi are actually threatening anymore Yeah sure buddy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:25:38 2016 No.14982199 >>14982183 I wish a Tanuki would handle my finances.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:26:30 2016 No.14982206 File: 164 KB, 650x545, OuVnHVn.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is there a story behind these Paladin pics? Or are they just straight from Late's mind?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:26:56 2016 No.14982208 >>14982170 Have at it: http://i.imgur.com/9YJ3iaS.png http://i.imgur.com/xjC2XYl.png http://i.imgur.com/0u67Dfs.png http://i.imgur.com/pxg8x1q.jpg http://i.imgur.com/KttyUdU.png http://i.imgur.com/aJ1V9eV.jpg http://i.imgur.com/IG9Rsq7.png

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:27:00 2016 No.14982209 Different subspecies of monstergirls in different regions of the world!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:27:31 2016 No.14982211 >>14982197 So they're jews then?

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:28:06 2016 No.14982214

>>14982197

>Yes, but she's a holocaust-victim tier thin and tall girl.

>By traditional I mean physical embodiment of greed, tall as the hills.

>Thriller/horror. Running through a forest in the dead of a winter night, with this great massive THING chasing you whispering MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE

Okay, seriously, this girl is sounding more and more like a dynamite gal with every descriptor you add.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:28:32 2016 No.14982215 >>14982208 Thank you Anon! What kind of MG would you like as payment?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:28:54 2016 No.14982218 File: 49 KB, 182x199, 1409007747226.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Guys, how do I convince my husband's daughter to vote for Basilisk Sanders?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:29:05 2016 No.14982219 File: 134 KB, 700x676, 1433899117897.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14982206 In the very same thread he first appeared to us in, there was a discussion involving a Paladin settling with a Yeti or something.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:29:26 2016 No.14982222 File: 256 KB, 800x632, 1434332457654.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14982206 Injured paladin is left in snow with free hugs sign, becomes friends with a yeti companion and they travel the lands helping those in need

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:29:28 2016 No.14982223
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>Hey there, little brother.
>I found this one digging around in your underwear drawer.
>Seems she has a thing for you, judging by how she was going to town on herself with a pair of boxers strapped to her face.
>How about we have some fun with her?

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:29:41 2016 No.14982224

>>14982206
Like most of his work, they're based on little greentexts and stuff the thread makes, with his own flair added.

That particular one is a direct rendition of an ancient "I wanna" post about a guy beating a paladin, breaking his arms so he couldn't fight, then leaving him for the yetis with a free hugs sign around his neck.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:29:55 2016 No.14982226 >>14982199 As in actually handling your money or are you making a double entendre?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:30:07 2016 No.14982227 >>14982218 Stop, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:30:11 2016 No.14982228 >>14982215 The one which makes you stop being a newfag, please.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:30:52 2016 No.14982233 >>14982218 I was gonna yell at you but then I realized this was a really advanced shit-post with depth that wasn't initially apparent to me. good work.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:31:21 2016 No.14982235 File: 215 KB, 1000x689, fYk8mgn.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14982219 >>14982222 >>14982224 Ok, it was mainly this pic that got me wondering. Any idea where I could find these greentexts if at all possible?

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:31:27 2016 No.14982236

>>14982206
I actually got that one drawn. With the following question:

An Order soldier has tried to kill you, but has been defeated and lays wounded. Do you:
>Kill him/leave him to die
>Heal and let him go
>Help him then drop him off with another monster

Popular response was leave him to the Yetis.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:31:31 2016 No.14982237 >>14982197 Ooh, sounds exciting. Looking forward to it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:31:57 2016 No.14982239 >>14982165 >Traditional meaning mythological cannibal ghoul, This one. >>14982214 Well, she's not going to be that tall. Nine to ten feet, tops. Any taller than that is hard to manage.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:32:08 2016 No.14982241 >>14982215 I'm good, anon. That, and >>14982228

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:32:10 2016 No.14982242 >>14982223 >Wolfgirls who hunt other monstergirls so you and her can sexually "devour" the prey she brings back My fucking dick. I need this in my life.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:32:24 2016 No.14982243 File: 208 KB, 750x579, Mf3vSRR.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14982228 I think this one might be it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:33:26 2016 No.14982246 >>14982235 >Any idea where I could find these greentexts if at all possible? In the archives if you use the image search function since I didn't compile them when they were still fresh.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:33:44 2016 No.14982248 >>14982243 Shit, a spider. Trap it in a glass and throw it over the garden fence.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:33:58 2016 No.14982251 >>14982235 They're just little one liners most of the time. The one you posted came from a parody of a law firm commercial for monstergirl city. "The law offices of Pally, Oni and Ushi"

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:34:10 2016 No.14982254 File: 346 KB, 1250x1160, 1440356152190.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14982118 I can sort of see it but it is indeed a Kejourou Nureonago is someone who needs more art though

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:34:28 2016 No.14982257 >>14982242 That's clearly a foxgirl you knob.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:35:39 2016 No.14982263 >>14982223 Is that a human? Who let her in the house?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:36:24 2016 No.14982267 >>14982248 But she's being nice enough. So long as she doesn't bite anybody we're ok.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:36:27 2016 No.14982268 FEED ME LAVA GOLEM STORIES!

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:36:45 2016 No.14982270

>>14982223
>Why, of course. I don't recognize her, so she must be an intruder, hmm?
>Intruders are to be punished, after all.
>That she was attempting to steal away with personal property makes her a thief as well.
>Thieves are to be punished.
>What's more, she went about behind our backs, sneaking around instead of just asking politely. Such a fool.
>Fools are to be taught~

>So, shall we begin with the lesson, or the punishment?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:37:08 2016 No.14982271 >>14982257 No, it's not. Do you seriously not know Nanashi?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:39:08 2016 No.14982275 >>14982243 There are no words powerful enough to describe how cute that is. If it were possible to have this be real, then even if my everything ended up broken later on due to growth-related shenanigans, it would be worth it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:40:20 2016 No.14982280 >>14982268 HARK! THE SMOKE RISES FROM THE CRATER! THE GODDESS OF MOUNT BIGGITTITTI WAKES! QUICK! FETCH A VIRGIN!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:40:23 2016 No.14982281 >>14982183 >>14982175 this tanuki is very cute girl is she monstergirl?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:40:50 2016 No.14982283 >>14982267 I'm going to trap her under a transparent baking bowl and make observations on her. If she behaves, I'll cum into her enclosure for her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:42:16 2016 No.14982287 File: 3.00 MB, 2144x3000, 1431289571928.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14982271 Fuck, that was Nanashi? I didn't recognize due to the lack of huge knockers.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:42:34 2016 No.14982288 >>14982281 Well it is the monstergirl thread.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:44:06 2016 No.14982292 >>14982287 Yup. Reverse image search and you'll see.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:44:43 2016 No.14982295 >>14982283 Well that hardly seems like a kind thing to do to something that shows so much affection towards you Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:45:08 2016 No.14982297 >>14982197 What's your writefag name pls

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:45:30 2016 No.14982299 File: 574 KB, 1200x1678, 1423930921670.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14982287 Big Fat Awoo's

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:46:34 2016 No.14982303 >>14982299 Lets reserve the fat canid titties for a later point in the thread, capiche?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:48:30 2016 No.14982308 File: 220 KB, 1920x1080, 1454972538332.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14982297 Gauf I have to finish this Kumiho story I've been working on for a while, though, so it may not come out till late April. Have some Anubis.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:49:04 2016 No.14982311 >>14982303 >>14982299 Anyone have that .png where the local wolfgril goes awoo in your area?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:49:08 2016 No.14982313 >>14982303 But I wanna suck on them now. And bite them gently.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:49:37 2016 No.14982316 >>14982308 >Gauf Not him, but how lovely. More Wock onee-san when?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:49:41 2016 No.14982317 File: 1.59 MB, 1150x1600, 1459054181083.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14982299 Small Flat Awoos

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:50:24 2016 No.14982321 >>14982308 Well you have at least 2 new readers good sir.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:51:53 2016 No.14982324 >>14982317 I thought those were fluffy anal beads for a second.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:52:00 2016 No.14982325 File: 108 KB, 500x610, 14543768954434.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14982311 >You will never enter the world of Online Monster Girl Dating. With users with names like 'XXLTailPUSS69' filling your inbox.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:53:41 2016 No.14982329 File: 230 KB, 481x649, nips better churn out some tiddy armors.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14982313 Keep it under control, dork. Why not discuss busty Living Armors in the mean time?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:55:32 2016 No.14982337 >>14981140 fyi なんだとか here means something like "apparently," not "or something."

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:55:36 2016 No.14982338 >>14982316 >More Wock onee-san when? Uh. Probably after I finish those stories, I guess. I didn't know people wanted more Kailey. >>14982321 I hope you enjoy it and my other stories.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:58:10 2016 No.14982345 >>14982325 That's honestly one of my favorite memes

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:01:47 2016 No.14982356 >>14982338 >I didn't know people wanted more Kailey. She's 6'8, has huge tits, presumably a huge ass, is biologically related to MC, and is very clingy. What's not to love.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:02:47 2016 No.14982361 >>14982308 Looks like I already had your pastebin bookmarked, imagine that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:07:16 2016 No.14982372 >>14982329 Cute! I'd love to come across an ancient Living Armor in a dungeon, who ends up being clingy and protective.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:09:13 2016 No.14982379 File: 81 KB, 442x383, a face you can trust.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey anon, look into my eyes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:10:28 2016 No.14982384 But what about a Living Armor that is a suit of armor made from the scales of a Dragon or something

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:10:42 2016 No.14982386 >>14982379 Stop trying to force this, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:10:49 2016 No.14982387 https://youtu.be/JwAYcBKyEBQ >AWOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:11:31 2016 No.14982389 File: 83 KB, 271x364, ZZ (7).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14982379 I recognize that no

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:12:28 2016 No.14982392 >>14982384 I'd imagine that it'd have to be an abandoned piece of pre-current DL armor.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:13:36 2016 No.14982396

Talking with buddy on MGE
(all green text is me)

>"So your telling me if you had the chance to fuck a ignis you wouldn't go for it?"
"Nope, I don't care about the sex, I can set shit on fire without her"
>"You've always wanted to be Kyo Kusanagi and now you get the chance your gonna ignore it?"
"there are many things I want to be if I lose my humanity, a incubus isn't one of them."
>(proceed to tell him about how inccubi work in MGE)
"So your saying I can gain one or two traits from a dragon and then kick her out?"
>"Why would you want that?"
"I got what I wanted and now she's useless to me"
>"You do realise monsters wont go for those they consider scum right?"
"I could always cheat be pretending I care about her."
>"You soulless bastard"

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:14:03 2016 No.14982397 File: 145 KB, 1200x978, 1447051047026.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14982387 AWOOOOOOO!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:14:15 2016 No.14982399 >>14982379 Why should I?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:15:29 2016 No.14982405 >>14982396 Why would you talk to anybody you know about MGE?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:15:37 2016 No.14982406 >>14982379 Wait a ticket, I sense familiarity And warmth And danger

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:16:19 2016 No.14982409 >>14982396 Take a hike faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:16:25 2016 No.14982410 >>14982397 Every time. The first thing that comes to mind after hearing that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDpYBT0XyvA

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:16:51 2016 No.14982412 >>14982396 Proof that man can be 3DPD. Also that you're a weirdo for talking about monstergirls with your friends.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:17:26 2016 No.14982413 >>14982379 Ok, sure. You know you've got some weird dots in your iris right? Probably wanna go to a doctor or something, shit maybe even the ER, could be serious.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:18:26 2016 No.14982418 >>14982410 Damn, you beat me to it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:19:12 2016 No.14982421 >>14982410 That guy looks like that one trap from the doujin where he dresses up as shimakaze and gets fucked

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:21:00 2016 No.14982430 File: 922 KB, 994x1022, 00611f0a21af2b6dd0e747e99758931d.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Guess what's getting an anime adaption?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:21:16 2016 No.14982432 >>14982405 >>14982412 People have always called be weird. I'm just kinda open with it

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:22:20 2016 No.14982435 >>14982430 What?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:22:20 2016 No.14982436 >>14982430 Nero or fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:22:24 2016 No.14982437 >>14982430 Extra sans Tamamo?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:22:49 2016 No.14982438 >>14982396 >I could always cheat be pretending I care about her That's what they all say. Pretty soon they turn into cuddlebugs with heart pupils, and whisper cute things to their waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:22:55 2016 No.14982439 >>14982421 >that one trap from the doujin where he dresses up as shimakaze and gets fucked >that ONE trap Anon half of shimakaze porn is trap porn.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:23:35 2016 No.14982440 File: 52 KB, 800x448, 1459056029090.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14982436

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:24:46 2016 No.14982444 >>14982440 My emperor.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:25:09 2016 No.14982445 >>14982396 You've brought up your friends here before, something about cows right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:25:15 2016 No.14982446 >>14982270 Just give her the clothing she wanted and send her on her way, I have a smug nee-san to deal with.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:25:59 2016 No.14982448 >>14982440 >>14982444 >>14982436 The fuck is Nero?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:26:38 2016 No.14982449 >>14982448 Best saiba.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:26:41 2016 No.14982450 >>14982448 Red saber from fate/extra

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:26:42 2016 No.14982451 >>14982435 Fate/Extra Apparently the source material itself isn't that good aside from its Servants though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:27:02 2016 No.14982452 >>14982449 The fuck is a saiba? So many questions.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:27:05 2016 No.14982453 File: 266 KB, 858x800, Yeti_L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14982438 I want this

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:27:15 2016 No.14982454 >>14982448 We was a Roman emperor if I remember correctly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:27:55 2016 No.14982455 How much would I have to pay in order to be dressed up in a kimono and locked in an ushi oni's den?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:27:59 2016 No.14982456 >>14982437 Nero is the lead, unless Tamamo has a supporting role of some sort.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:28:57 2016 No.14982458 >>14982452 It's the South American Institute for Business Accountants. I guarantees the quality of services of business accountants who form its certified membership.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:29:08 2016 No.14982460 >>14982455 >in a kimono $0.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:31:03 2016 No.14982466 >>14982445 Yeah im that guy As for the cow thing, it was how a different friend hats holsts and minos because he hates cows. >>14982438 thats if he even gets that far

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:31:51 2016 No.14982470

>>14982454
Then is my theory tue? The one where the Ancient Romans had lamias and possibly other monster girls in the days of Caesar's great Empire before the church came around and now the portal is sealed below the Vatican and they're keeping it a secret from everyone?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:32:17 2016 No.14982471 >>14982448 Saber with a big butt. Artoria Saber also has a big butt if I'm remembering her h-scenes correctly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:32:22 2016 No.14982472 File: 90 KB, 711x986, 1440504763472.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14982453 How do you stop a Yeti with heart pupils ready to cuddle you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:32:45 2016 No.14982473 >>14982396 It's not quite an RP log, but it's close enough being that and a blog that I still feel mild disgust reading it. Why do we have so many shit newfags lately? They're fucking obnoxious.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:33:50 2016 No.14982476 >>14982470 Possible. But I'm not willing to fly over there and find out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:34:48 2016 No.14982479 >>14982473 well im sorry if I offended you, just thought it would be fun to share

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:35:32 2016 No.14982482 >>14982479 It wasn't.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:35:50 2016 No.14982484 >>14982473 Weekend. Explains the EMG faggots from the last thread as well.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:36:28 2016 No.14982487

>>14982466
>thats if he even gets that far
Nah, man. MGs would jump at the chance to heal your friend into a loving husbando. He won't even realize it until it's too late. Before you know, he's gushing to all your friends about how happy he is.

>>14982472
>Implying anyone would want to

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:36:30 2016 No.14982488 >>14982470 >Implying they ever sealed anything >Implying there was only one >Implying it's under the seat of the church It's like you don't even know what secret paladins do.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:37:15 2016 No.14982489 >>14982472 You quickly equip your electric blanket, to show her that you're already warm, snug, and not in need of hugs at the moment. Of course, she might just tackle you anyways for shiggles.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:38:24 2016 No.14982494 >>14982479 I thought it was funny.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:39:51 2016 No.14982497

>>14982484
Even the EMG guys on /a/ would know what a Saber is.
Shit, I haven't even read any of the Fate
VNs and I know that.

Between that and people asking who drew the Latenight drawings, if it keeps going like this we'll be getting people asking what the fuck a KC is.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:40:31 2016 No.14982499

>>14982488
That's just it. They don't know where the other portals are. There has to be one on every continent, Australia's is probably in the middle of the land mass. North America's is either in Kincaid's cave or in the middle of Canada. South America is in the middle of the Amazon. And there is one near or at Dyatlov Pass and in the Pearl of Siberia. That is the explanation for all of the mysteries of the world. It should be obvious where the Asian one is.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:41:25 2016 No.14982501 >>14982499 North Korea?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:41:43 2016 No.14982503 >>14982430 >It's Nero Well I can just disregard it then, it'll be a boring-ass anime, like her route in the game.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:41:43 2016 No.14982504 >>14982494 Thanks, I was gonna post more later but given the reaction I think I'll leave that idea alone

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:41:49 2016 No.14982505 I have a fetish for being molested by monster girls while I'm wearing nothing but a kimono

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:42:05 2016 No.14982507 >>14982497 It's best to tell them to exit the premises when they appear.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:42:23 2016 No.14982508 File: 5 KB, 315x92, The Monstergirl Repository.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >google TFT to see what the hell are people talking about >chatbox at one side >read pic related >proceed to close tab So it was nothing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:42:28 2016 No.14982509 >>14982501 Why do you think they've stayed in isolation for so long?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:42:38 2016 No.14982511 >>14982501 >Keeping monstergirls all to themselves >Making especially sure the Nips don't come to take them away Seems about right.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:43:26 2016 No.14982515

>>14982446
>Why, brother dear, don't you understand? Just giving her what she wants without any retaliation...
>That would just invite her to repeat her offenses!
>No, a lesson must be taught, and you're going to help teach it.
>It seems I must teach you as well, perhaps...ufufufu~
>Come along, dear brother, we have work to do.
>After all, this particular lesson requires two instructors~

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:43:32 2016 No.14982516 >>14982503 I'll probably only look into it for the eye candy and porn.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:43:38 2016 No.14982518 >>14982505 That slowly gets from molesting to seduction and/or rape followed by cuddles.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:44:07 2016 No.14982520 >>14982508 B-but it's j-just a place to host content. AHAHAHAHA!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:44:09 2016 No.14982521 >>14982505 Slut. >>14982508 Jesus christ.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:44:28 2016 No.14982525 >>14982472 >stop Why would you do that?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:44:37 2016 No.14982526 >>14982508 Those are definitely Bobs people alright.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:44:44 2016 No.14982527 >>14982511 That's also why Japan invaded Whole Korea in WW2, they wanted to purge and take the girls for themselves

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:45:15 2016 No.14982529 >>14982508 I didn't believe they were this bad, but here is the proof.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:45:16 2016 No.14982530 >>14982504 Dont get too down about it. you would still get yays and nays, but the weekend makes everyone a little more angrier and/or stupider

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:45:24 2016 No.14982531 >>14982504 I hope you reconsider. It's an anon board, as long as you aren't breaking the thread rules, who gives a shit if a couple of the anti-fun guys whine? It's like the kiki anons. As long as they don't spam their shit most of us don't care.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:45:39 2016 No.14982535 >>14982516 There's already so much porn of her already. And figures. Can't wait for the 20 more, to the already dozen made.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:45:56 2016 No.14982536 >>14982508 So much unnecessary info.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:47:33 2016 No.14982542 >>14982504 What these two said >>14982531 >>14982535 It's not pegging, monsterboys, or any other of the haram shit. It's nice to see something other than "x the y in the z" and FoTM girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:49:10 2016 No.14982551 File: 581 KB, 1024x576, 1390265819254.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14982508 So this is what it's like.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:49:10 2016 No.14982552 >>14982530 >>14982531 Blogging isn't viewed highly here, anons.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:50:03 2016 No.14982559 >>14982504 God, please no. It's cringeworthy. I don't want to hear about the adventures of Autist and Edgeworth as they talk about what they fap to.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:50:54 2016 No.14982564 File: 447 KB, 1050x1050, 1398994889122.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14982489 Blanket of electrics is not of beings enough, you are still have shiver please to let hug you

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:50:59 2016 No.14982565 >>14982559 This.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:52:07 2016 No.14982571 >>14982559 >Edgeworth >Sir Edgeworth Aw yeah. That's a primo paladin name. I'm writing that one down.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:52:36 2016 No.14982573 >>14982564 Is it glorious day to be Siberia Yeti?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:52:44 2016 No.14982575 >>14982536 You think it's enough with that first sentence but then bang! it comes the second one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:55:56 2016 No.14982590 >>14982527 >Japan invaded Whole Korea in WW2 I realize you're just making a joke but this is triggering my autism somethin fierce

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:57:25 2016 No.14982594 >>14982590 How so? I'm honestly curious.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:57:59 2016 No.14982595 >>14982571 See if you can do something with Coldsteel. It kind of sounds like a name of of the knights in Dragonlance could have. Sturm Brightblade. ____ Coldsteel.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:59:34 2016 No.14982602 I want to have sex with a girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:59:45 2016 No.14982603 >>14982594 Probably because Korea was under Japanese rule before WW1 began. Nevermind WW2.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:59:56 2016 No.14982604 >>14982602 Back to d with you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:00:00 2016 No.14982607 >>14982602 No blogging allowed, faggot

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:00:44 2016 No.14982611 File: 2.35 MB, 1305x1860, 0af439b1b912ffffd4549ed7a03d4c1e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14982535 I think it'd be funny if Arcueid cameo'd in this adaption desu.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:01:26 2016 No.14982619 >>14982602 Girls are gross. They give you cooties.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:01:50 2016 No.14982621 >>14982603 Well shit, it was my very basic (and now clearly wrong) understanding that Japan invaded when they attacked all those other countries in WW2.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:02:48 2016 No.14982631 >>14982611 Stacked Beach Beauties!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:03:04 2016 No.14982633 File: 177 KB, 960x540, 0072d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yetis are the best.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:04:01 2016 No.14982637 >>14982633 the perspective makes my head hurt

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:04:06 2016 No.14982638

>>14982595
I can't tell if you're messing with me or not. Nobody would use Coldsteel after Coldsteel the Hedgehog became the ultimate expression of terrible deviantart tier characters on the internet.

But I agree on the naming scheme. Like the dwarves from Heitz's stuff. _______ Hammerhands from the clan of Hammerhands.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:04:30 2016 No.14982640 >>14982631 A busty brunstead bugging you for banging

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:05:00 2016 No.14982643 >>14982559 maybe if it was done in the style of knights talking about monster girls it would be accepted better?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:05:23 2016 No.14982647 >>14982633 Better than the MGE Yeti, fucking fight me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:05:59 2016 No.14982649 >>14982633 >That Monkey. It's a Monkey Shrine Priestess in disguise isn't it? No doubt looking to cause mischief.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:06:18 2016 No.14982652 >>14982564 >Image of Slavic, strong Yeti saying that to me popped in my head Well, she got me. Time to embrace the hugs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:06:39 2016 No.14982653 >>14982647 You are factually incorrect, and forever will be.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:07:18 2016 No.14982660 >>14982647 It would be a real shame if you fell into an Ushi Oni pit. A real shame.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:07:37 2016 No.14982662 File: 225 KB, 960x540, 0072.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14982637 Must be the dutch angles. >>14982653 But your sentence is factually wrong, which makes his statement correct.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:08:12 2016 No.14982665 >>14982647 Why would I fight someone so correct?

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:08:20 2016 No.14982667

>>14982621
Eh, it's understandable. Most Western history classes don't really cover stuff outside the European spheres of influence. I never learned in primary or high school, I only know it because it's relevant to my career. Otherwise I'd be ignorant about it, too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:09:26 2016 No.14982674 >>14982662 Hold on now, use imgur if want to showcase sluts from the EMG game.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:10:33 2016 No.14982679 >>14982667 What career do you have, if I may ask?

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:10:56 2016 No.14982682

What does the daily life of an MGE yeti even consist of?

Miti (Monmusu's yeti) used to live on top of the mountains like a nomad tribe until introduced to the human society as an exchange student. Since technology doesn't exist much over her place, and human equipment aren't designed for the yeti's massive hands, she breaks them pretty often, despite her eagerness to learn about human society. One of her events managed to have her turn a rice cooker into a bomb.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:11:04 2016 No.14982684 >>14982472 Set myself on fire.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:11:54 2016 No.14982688 >>14982638 Yes, that was a joke.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:13:12 2016 No.14982695

>>14982643
>A story of two knights Talking about what they would and would not bang

I can see it working... In a "If your gonna get fucked, might as well have a preference" sort of way.

The best way to do it would be wall guards that see the occasional monster girl in the distance and about it

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:13:28 2016 No.14982697 >>14982633 Those hands are creepy. Even the troll's hands look normal in comparison, and she's a freak.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:14:00 2016 No.14982702

>>14982662
>Long hair instead of retarded poofy ahoge shit
>Stylish short-shorts
>Cute, soft MGE Troll-like hands instead of retard-paws
>Cute clothes like some sort of Nepalese princess or something
>Hybrid Awoo/elf ears
>No shitty spray-tan

What is their not to love? Some fagot will respon with "BUT MY HUGS XD," fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:14:46 2016 No.14982706 >>14982643 You mean put actual effort into making a story and making it actually funny? Sure, why not. Go for it, as long as it doesn't suck.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:15:00 2016 No.14982707 >>14982667 >Western history only covers the west Wow, who'd have thunk?

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:15:34 2016 No.14982711

>>14982695
Honestly I would love to hear clips of Guard A and B talking shit about what they like and dislike, and maybe comment on the poor fools who get dragged away whenever they screw up and get too close to a monster. Or also anything shady they see when doing some late night patrols.

And maybe having each of the sessions end with them barely escaping an attack or seduction attempt.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:16:10 2016 No.14982712 >>14982697 >she's a freak Where the fuck do you think you are posting in?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:17:23 2016 No.14982718 >>14982706 Not him, but you sound more angry about this then you should be.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:17:33 2016 No.14982720 File: 175 KB, 956x536, 1452465320919.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14982662 Go Goat or go home!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:18:41 2016 No.14982721 >>14982720 Horny paizuri goat a best.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:19:30 2016 No.14982724

>>14982679
Political science. But I don't like to talk about it here due to all the /pol/-tards around 4chan. It's a bit like being a surgeon in the middle of a convention for homoeopathy, blood-letting, and balancing of the bodily humours. You're far past the point of even trying to correct them, all the way to "exasperated apathetic tech support call guy".

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:19:48 2016 No.14982726 I sill want to smell a troll's feet

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:20:00 2016 No.14982728 I cant protect myself from Kunoichi just fine! http://imgur.com/X96uILC

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:21:28 2016 No.14982732 >>14982712 The monstergirl thread. Where I can freely bull the troll for just being a girl with stumpy elf ears, fungus growing in her unwashed hair, and hands and feet that drill through the bottom of the uncanny valley.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:21:46 2016 No.14982734 >>14982724 >homoeopathy Don't you just want to grab them and shout "IT'S JUST FUCKING WATER!"

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:24:00 2016 No.14982739

>>14982720
Shire is actually a very horny/slutty girl. In her event scenes, she outright stated that she joined the exchange program just so she can find a fun fuckbuddy, except that she learnt about the law of "no human-monster girl fucking allowed" much later and she kinda regretted the choice. Her outings pretty much consists of her asking you on what porn books and sex toys to buy.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:24:22 2016 No.14982740

>>14982718
Angry is my natural state.

But with that last post, I didn't intend anger. If he wants to make a proper prose story out of his weird conversations with his butt buddy, he can go right ahead, and I'll read them to see if they're actually hilarious, or if they're on the same level as deviantart RP chat logs.
Let the writing speak for itself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:24:23 2016 No.14982741 File: 802 KB, 1343x1408, 1420402374309.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14982726 I just want to massage them, they're so big!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:24:45 2016 No.14982743 >>14982697 Literally the same as Troll's. I want them both to give me handies.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:25:24 2016 No.14982746

>>14982734
You kidding? I wish I was a founder of the movement.

I mean, the guys who sell bottled (tap) water for a 400% mark up as crystal sprint mountain water were smart. But selling that same water as actual medicine for a 10000% mark up? That's just fucking genius.

That reminds me, KC, WHEN ARE WE GETTING A NURSE MG? We already have sukumizu, shrine maidens, maids, gothlolis, and most other fetish unforms. Give us nurses and healing MGs, damnit.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:26:08 2016 No.14982748

>>14982702
Agreed I find her design more appealing than MGE's, especially since I'm not a fan of KC's big paws especially on mammalian based monster girls. Also hose ears are cue as fuck and look perfect for massaging while relaxing in a hot spring with her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:26:23 2016 No.14982749 >>14982734 No but it has emotions and memories though. So if you make the water happy, it can heal people after you've diluted it 1000 times to strengthen it. How do people fall for this garbage again?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:27:24 2016 No.14982755 >>14982728 >cant You'll be vigorously loved before you even know what hit you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:28:34 2016 No.14982756 >>14982732 Fair enough, I just forgot that everyone is entitled to opinions.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:28:45 2016 No.14982757 >>14982749 There are a shit ton of people. Even if only a tenth of a percent are gullible nuts, a single city of a couple million is over two thousand customers ready to empty their wallets.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:29:59 2016 No.14982762 >>14982739 So she's somebody from these threads if the roles were reversed?

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:30:27 2016 No.14982764

>>14982746
A nurse MG would be completely redundant. In KC's foam-padded land of mandatory joy, literally breathing the same air as a monstergirl will cure cancer.
Bastardising a design with a flimsy nurse fetish would just be a waste, like with the unfortunate hakutaku.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:31:14 2016 No.14982766 >>14982711 The adventures of Henchmen 21 and 24 in MG-land https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tE87hH8hdIw

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:33:59 2016 No.14982773 File: 212 KB, 600x690, 1405698093287.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How would the corporeal parts of a ghost feel?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:34:56 2016 No.14982778 >>14982762 The difference is that she's doing it in real life probably masturbating to darling-kun's D instead of real sex because law, while we're doing it on the internet busily fapping to our waifus and busy being virgins instead of finding a 3DPD.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:36:01 2016 No.14982782 File: 197 KB, 440x963, 1432778646584.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14982773 Even if she's a barbie doll down there, I figure that still wasn't the best image I should've posted.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:36:35 2016 No.14982783 >>14982773 Squishy ectoplasm does the job.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:39:03 2016 No.14982791 >>14982778 Yeah but I'm saying if the roles were reversed, that is anon going to a monster girl culture in an exchange program for the soul purpose of getting laid.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:40:19 2016 No.14982795 >>14982766 This isn't what i was expecting but was also quite entertaining. Thank you! Yeah, i could watch this with MGs if the guys had slightly nicer voices and were kinda dipshit paladins.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:40:45 2016 No.14982796 >>14982791 Oh that. I would say exactly yes. I'm pretty sure at least 98% of us would join a monster girl exchange program just to get laid, to the point of doing it in secret even if a law exists to ban interspecies sex.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:43:02 2016 No.14982801

>>14982766
They would get wasted, take down the demon lord because they're tied of shit not getting done, and proceed to not remember a single thing as she sits there tied up in a corner as shit suddenly starts to spiral out of control and reset itself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:43:25 2016 No.14982802 >>14982796 I would be the anon that gets cucked into going to centaur land. Little do they know, I'm gonna be the one to do the cucking.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:43:31 2016 No.14982803

>>14982594
This anon was correct >>14982603

Simple timeline is as follows
>Japan takes Korea and makes it a colony/client state
>Japan beats Russia in a war and takes over some of their shit in Manchuria
>Japan invades Manchuria and sets up puppet government
>Japan invades China
>Hitler invades Poland to kick off WW2
>US cuts off oil sales to Japan in retaliation for Japan's actions in China
>Japan decides to take Indonesia/Dutch East Indies because there is oil down there and they need it badly. The Americans in the Philippines are in the way so they gotta go too.
>Pearl Harbor
>Rapid Japanese conquest of European colonies in east Asia

Sharkgirls a qt

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:46:03 2016 No.14982809

>>14982796
Well then, I guess that puts me into the 2% percent that would go into a monster girl exchange program for more than sex. I'd want to legitimately know more about these mysterious folk and if a relationship formed of pure love and god chemistry cam about, it would be a really nice bonus. Plus, I'd be curious and wonder which species I get to meet and what she is like?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:46:50 2016 No.14982811 >>14982795 Or Wurms. Yeah, I said it. But we were all thinking it, except maybe Wurmfags.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:54:42 2016 No.14982831 >>14982746 >>14982749 I've never heard of this before. I'm going to try to forget reading this and tell my curiosity to go fuck itself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:55:54 2016 No.14982832 >>14982796 It's a roof, maybe a government stipend and a t-shirt. They'd make all sorts of incentives to lure people. What's not to like?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 03:01:08 2016 No.14982846 >Kikimora cosplay on KC's twitter far out, man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 03:01:15 2016 No.14982847 >>14982832 >What's not to like? Sex ban.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 03:01:48 2016 No.14982848

>>14982831
Con artists are cancer and are the one type of person I'd hang without remorse.

Ironically I fucking love KC's tanukis and would like nothing more than to help a tanuki topple a small town economically with her by exposing the rotten corruption and awfulness of the people, and having generally better working conditions and benefits.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 03:04:25 2016 No.14982854 >>14982848 In your scenario I'm not sure if "topple" is the word I'd use.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 03:06:50 2016 No.14982860

Ok Anons, after you had to go abroad on a business trip, you've been kidnapped by a group of rogue paladins and chained up in their Purity Cave (Patent Pending).

It takes a month and a half but you are eventually freed by none other than your waifu!....although a few complications came about because of it.

See, your waifu didn't think she had it in her to rescue you as is and decided to get a little 'help' along the way that's utterly changed her, making her something less and more than her species.

Will you be able to comfort her despite the changes she's under gone or is it too much for you?

Roll for change (d6)
https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm

1.Genetic Modification: She now stands a towering twelve feet tall and has more muscle than even a dragon body builder. She can hear better, see better, and even regenerate if given enough time. The process was not pretty so she has plenty of surgical scars from the treatment.

2. Arcane Enhancement: Turning to the world of magic, your waifu underwent a dangerous ritual that's made magical casting as easy as breathing or walking. Furthermore, this infused her with knowledge of more spells than most arch wizards...although it came with a price. Her skin is now cracked at certain places where magical energy leaks out forcing her to take supplements or bed you much more often if she wants to avoid serious complications because of it.

3.Golem Enhancement: Turning to a different brand of science, your waifu has replaced limbs, organs, and even eyes with golem parts that boost her strength, agility, and durability while also granting her a series of different senses and hidden weapons. Unfortunately this has left her emotions and personality slightly muted and she will sometimes need to take a day off for maintenance that others, for now, must perform. If you rolled/have a golem waifu then she's now sporting a blatantly inhuman form that is extra large, extra bulky, and her personality is almost purely robotic.

4. Celestial Ascension: Turning towards the light, your waifu has now become part angel, granting her feathery white wings (covering already present wings with feathers), increased durability against mortal weaponry, and insane divine power at the price of some of her free will. She may no longer go to places of sin (no more drinking or gambling for her) and certain profane places can even hurt her with their presence. She also gets...odd at times and it almost seems that the goddess powering her is using her to speak to you. (Demons/Devils become Valkryies/Angels and already angelic monsters give up even more of their free will to the point where it almost seems like their god is constantly speaking to you.) Also, hair/fur/feathers/scales go blonde/gold and eyes are now blue

5. Infernal enhancement: Your waifu made a deal with the devil and got a healthy heaping of unholy power as a result. She can now fly on batwings (replacing any she currently has), hurl around bolts of hellfire, and resist many mortal weapons at the cost of her soul, forcing her to obey the dark lord (lady?)'s bidding. She may no longer enter holy places and must now tempt other mortals to give in to the fallen god's will. You'll also hear the fallen god use her to whisper to you at times, trying to get your soul as well. Skin is now blue/red/purple, and her eyes blaze red/blue/ yellow. (Demons/Devils have the fallen god now speaking through them on a near constant basis and angels/valkryies are in their fallen forms

6. Chimeric Infusion: Your waifu had herself spliced with a dragon/ushi gene mixture that's given her tremendous power, scales, and an elemental breath at the cost of a split personality similar to that of a dragon that she cannot control, her time awake now split 50/50 between the two. (Dragon's devolve into a primal, dire state that has increased muscle mass and height but devolves their intelligence so that they speak in caveman speak.)

As always, roll if you have no waifu till you get one you like.

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/mamono

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 03:12:39 2016 No.14982877

>>14982860
>Ryu
>Celestial Ascension
So my lovey Ryu has become a true goddess and can give me coiled cuddles along with wing cuddles. I'd gladly comfort her and tell her she's still the same girl I fell in lovely with, all that's changed is you have wings and gold scales along with blue eyes. I say a session of cuddling along with looking into her blue but still beautiful eyes as I thank her for rescuing me and that our love between us has grown stronger than ever.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 03:13:31 2016 No.14982880 >>14982860 >Kobold waifu >4 Aside form the occasional prosthelizing I can dig it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 03:13:49 2016 No.14982882 >>14982860 >Infernal Dormouse Talk about gap moe. But yes, I'd comfort and love her just the same. Just need to keep that satan chick from getting me to bargain my soul away.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 03:14:13 2016 No.14982883

Good night Anons,

Take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please be sure to pat a wererabbit or march hare on the head as thanks for hiding all those eggs for the lolis to find.

>>14982860
>Rolled karakada-boake
>Genetic Modification

SO I now have a muscled, scarred umbrella that's tall...
I'm Ok with that, it even lets her cover us from the rain better.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 03:15:48 2016 No.14982888 >>14982860 >Arcane Hellhound Nifty. I want to lick her cracks.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 03:16:08 2016 No.14982889

>>14982877
A fitting end for her.
I'm sure you'd make her quite happy for the complement.

>>14982880
A holy hound for you?
Just hope your ready for her to use those wings to fly up and plant a sloppy kiss on your cheeks.

>>14982882
Just ignore the sleep talk, it isn't her some of the time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 03:16:28 2016 No.14982892 Alright lads, I've wrote quite a bit tonight, and think its time for me to hit the metaphorical hay. Good night, sleep tight.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 03:17:09 2016 No.14982894 >>14982888 But they glow and are super sensitive!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 03:17:32 2016 No.14982895 >>14982860 >rolled Super Chimera Beezlebutt Hah. One guess at how pissed she was at me being held by extra cleanly purefags. I can imagine the unadulterated rage. >Clean >Husband's so clean >and pure >AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHH!!!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 03:17:43 2016 No.14982897 >>14982860 >Golem Enhanced Apophis >Robot eye >toxic cannons in her transforming left arm When we get out of here that pesky Pharaoh is toast.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 03:19:10 2016 No.14982901 >>14982894 Perfect

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 03:20:56 2016 No.14982904

>>14982895
Yeah, she'd probably be fairly angry at that.
You're going to get your pelvis shattered if she doesn't tire herself out.

>>14982897
Don't forget the extra tight gripe her enhanced tail can do.

>>14982901
Just don't stroke them while you engage in relations, they may set her off.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 03:25:01 2016 No.14982919

>>14982860
>Lich
>roll 1d6 = 2 = Arcane Enhancement

I don't want to know what she thought the paddlin' paladins were planning to do to me. All I know, is she breaks into the cave, and she's basically gone full fucking Sith Lord - and now her undead body is paying the price. She was powerful before, capable of throwing fireballs and ice spikes with a gesture; now she's basically standing in the center of a lightning-and-wind hurricane and everything that isn't me or her is getting torn to ribbons.

Now she's just about dealt with the last of the hostiles - she's leaving one alive and mostly unmaimed as a warning - and she's collapsed in my arms, sobbing, and I can't tell which is more painful to her - the possibility of losing me, or the glowing gashes that keep opening and closing all over her like something's cutting her open from the inside.

I'm taking her to the bedroom for the next three months to help her recoup her energy stores, and then I'm not leaving her side for a minute afterwards.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 03:25:13 2016 No.14982920

>>14982889
>Just hope your ready for her to use those wings to fly up and plant a sloppy kiss on your cheeks.
I was born ready, anonymous.

Can I still do lots of naughty, dirty, sinful things with her in the bedroom? I promise we'll apologize in the morning!

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 03:25:18 2016 No.14982921

>>14982889
i'm glad to see my Ryu lover's smile and the look of happiness return to her face, happy at the fact I love her still despite the changes and that it's only made our bond between us stronger. As she holds me tight to her strong holy body, I rest her head to my chest so she may listen to my heartbeat, a sound she's loves and has longed to listen to it again. I then kiss her passionately telling her that I happy to be back with her again, happy to be in the loving coils of my favorite person and that I missed our sessions of intimate cuddling. Before drifting off to sleep, she squeezes me in the tightest hug ever, tears of joy at being reunited with me as I return her tight hug with my own. We fall asleep then and there, a warm and glowing smile on both of our face, for neither of us feel happier then when holding each other close to our hearts and listening to the other's heartbeat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 03:26:18 2016 No.14982925 File: 50 KB, 530x750, dragon golem.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14982860 >dragon >golem enhamcement Im okay with this

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 03:27:58 2016 No.14982931 >Cryophoenix harpy with golem enhancement Sounds hextech.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 03:28:35 2016 No.14982932

>>14982919
Just hope you're ready for her to plant a kiss on your cheek when she wakes up.

>>14982920
Nothing shameful about what you do in there so long as it's between husband and wife.

>>14982921
Good man.
Just get ready to explain to the daughterus why they look different than mama.

>>14982925
Robodragon is going to save your ass.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 03:29:43 2016 No.14982936 >>14982925 It needs the wings and tail, but I like the concept

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 03:30:10 2016 No.14982937 >>14982860 >roll Cockatrice >3. Golem Enhancement All I can hope for is that whoever augmented her didn't strap her to a chair and force her to watch weird stop-motion parody clips.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 03:31:28 2016 No.14982941 >>14982932 >so long as it's between husband and wife. Well, there's a daughteru in there too, but it's still fine because she's family, right? I can have her apologize with us if I really need to!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 03:31:31 2016 No.14982942 >>14982936 What if she just has jets back there instead of wings? >>14982937 She denies that vehemently, although she is now twitchy about anything ending with her tied up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 03:32:51 2016 No.14982946 >>14982941 Sorry Anon, the waifu can't do those acts anymore. Those are the rules.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 03:33:10 2016 No.14982947 >>14982904 >Just don't stroke them while you engage in relations, they may set her off. I'm just trying to help her manage her new-found energy there's nothing lewd about it. Unless she wants it to be

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 03:34:58 2016 No.14982951 >>14982942 Jet wings! >>14982932 >Robodragon need this movie

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 03:34:59 2016 No.14982952

>>14982932
That won't be too hard, I'll just tell them that it's because she's very special and is very unique, just like each of them are. Her wings where given to her for being such a kind soul and for helping other, and maybe they will have wings if they are good girls as well. I will conclude by telling them that looking different is good for them and makes them unique, along with their also unique personalities, and that mom was gifted by those above for doing good, so that she may use her new gift to help even more people.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 03:35:39 2016 No.14982953 >>14982946 R U I N E D Sad day for me, my family is ruined!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 03:36:30 2016 No.14982955 >>14982946 >Those are the rules. Fuck da rules!

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 03:36:46 2016 No.14982957

>>14982860
>Dragon
>Infernal

Not sure how she thought she wasn't powerful enough save my ass before but she certainly is now.
>End up back in her hoard never allowed to leave again
>"Never would've happened if you were well behaved and kept to the cave darling."
>"Now excuse me, there's an issue I have to take care of."
>Goes full yandere
>Burns down the paladin order responsible for my capture
>Burns down Laketown
>Every night it's her new damn speech about being fire and death
>Never should've read her The Hobbit
>Femdom taken to a new level though and it's fucking amazing

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 03:39:15 2016 No.14982969

>>14982947
I dunno Anon, you may not want to give her even more energy.

>>14982951
Yeah, large wings that have jets along them would be nice.

And yes, robodragon is going to save you.

>>14982952
I'm sure they're going to grow up and be good girls.

>>14982953
>>14982955
Sorry Anon, she got that power at a price.

>>14982957
Yeah, she's gone full Smaug for you.
Just hope she's ready to cope her new, yandere streak with the kids once she gets pregnant.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 03:41:46 2016 No.14982976 >>14982969 >Sorry Anon, she got that power at a price. If she can figure out a way to share that power with our daughteru would that make it work? It would feel really weird and wrong to dick them separately.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 03:42:44 2016 No.14982978 >>14982957 Watch out anonm you know what happened to Smaug. Don't want the same happening to you're waifu.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 03:44:23 2016 No.14982983

>>14982969
I believe they'll grow up to be good girls, ones who help the less fortunate and make other's lives better. The teachings me and their mother have shown them will help them be the very best possible and teach them important values like humbleness, patience, and happiness. When they see someone who's hurt or stuck in the road of life, they can always use the lesson their wise mother and father showed them to make the smartest decisions, ones that can change lives and inspire them to also be the very best possible.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 03:45:10 2016 No.14982987

>>14982969
>>I dunno Anon, you may not want to give her even more energy.
>Not wanting an even more powerful waifu
>Not wanting loving, rowdy sex with the strongest and most powerful sorceress this side of hell
She's just gonna have to deal with all the lovin' energy I'm gonna give her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 03:45:11 2016 No.14982988 >>14982976 Sorry Anon. The rules don't allow her to share the same bed 'in the biblical sense' with her daughter at all, even if the hsuband is involved. >>14982983 The best girls Good night for real this time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 03:46:46 2016 No.14982992 >>14982988 >The rules don't allow her to share the same bed 'in the biblical sense' with her daughter at all, even if the hsuband is involved. fug. Sad day. At least we're all back home together.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 03:47:02 2016 No.14982993 >>14982988 And good night to you as well.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 03:53:00 2016 No.14983016

>>14982860
>Hellhound
>Infernal enhancement.
So now not only does she have blue eyes with yellow sclera (because how else would you bump up black sclera?), but now her flames burn even brighter, illuminating her deep purple skin.
She's essentially become a hybrid of a Demon and a Hellhound.
I know two things for sure. Those paladins are fucked, and the sex I'm going to be having will be exhausting and awesome.
Does she have horns now? Can I tease her horns since they're probably sensitive?
Can I use them as handlebars during blowjobs?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 03:55:04 2016 No.14983023 >>14983016 Yes and yes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 04:08:45 2016 No.14983074 >>14983023 Will I need to giver her extra dickings now that she's empowered by the Fallen Goddess?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 04:11:33 2016 No.14983083 I want to cum on a loli Kiki's tummy!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 04:25:08 2016 No.14983155 >>14982860 >Cupid >Rolled a 1 Holy FUCK. Musclebound cupid please take me away from this life.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 04:26:25 2016 No.14983161 >>14982766 >>14982795 >>14982801 >They're fully aware that they're the bad guys. >They love every second of it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfjj7Y9N27c

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 04:32:30 2016 No.14983187 >>14983161 Those two have impeccable taste in villainous music.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 04:33:28 2016 No.14983194 so what are you anon's doing this morning?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 04:34:08 2016 No.14983197 >>14983194 About to shut it down and fall asleep, actually.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 04:34:49 2016 No.14983203 >>14983194 Writing and watching saltybet

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 04:34:59 2016 No.14983204 >>14983194 Using my tears to lube my dick in order to have one jack off session before going to sleep.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 04:37:07 2016 No.14983213
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Thinking about it, digimon would be a good monstergirl setting.
Isolated in a parallel dimension with several semen demons that for some reason like human men a lot which oddly enough I'm not making up

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 04:52:30 2016 No.14983301 >>14983204 Is... is it working? No alp, seriously, sate my morbid curiosity.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 04:56:27 2016 No.14983324 >>14983203 >saltybet If I could not understand that thing, MG's will be completely lost

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 04:58:49 2016 No.14983337 >>14983301 It was actually incredibly unsatisfying, took much more work than usual and with no extra benefits or comforts.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 05:06:06 2016 No.14983374

>>14982932
>Just hope you're ready for her to plant a kiss on your cheek when she wakes up.

Oh, I'll be ready. She best be prepared for my returning the favor in earnest is all.

There's a reason we'll be sequestered for a full three months and inseparable afterward.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 05:08:45 2016 No.14983390 >>14983213 Just remove male and furry digimon, implant monstergirl rules and have it so random boys end up stranded in the digital world and you have some prime fearboner material right there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 05:18:06 2016 No.14983443 >>14983194 The same thing we do every morning, Pinky. Try to take over the world! Insomnia is a bitch, and not the good, hellish kind.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 05:30:49 2016 No.14983504 >>14983390 Give it enough time and all the manmons are gonna get a r63 version anyways.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 05:32:13 2016 No.14983511 File: 87 KB, 746x564, 14537854543345.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14983213 Best mayadere

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 05:55:23 2016 No.14983634

Is it wrong that I want a sadistic Succubus to kidnap me a Paladin girl, a noble girl, and a Farmgirl, and then not only rape me while they watch, but also monsterize them so they can join in?
I don't know why, but the image of a Succubus doing that "Oh ho ho ho!" laugh while forcing a forcing the Paladin, who's corrupted into a Demon, to suck my dick by shoving the Paladin's head with her foot while the Holstaur Noble and the Dark Priest Farmgirl hold my arms down is getting me hard as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 05:55:59 2016 No.14983639 Living Armors have an awesome design and endless possibilities, but as waifus they are just kuudere Ghosts, this has to be the first monster girl where I am more interested in reading actual action stories over romance and smut.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 05:59:59 2016 No.14983668

>>14982860
>Lich
>2
That sorta make sense.

>Will you be able to comfort her despite the changes she's undergone or is it too much for you?
Yes. I'll do anything to help her. I mean, I was already going to have sex with her just to sustain her normal magic and experiments. Now I just need to do it a lot more.

And besides, having a super-powered lich waifu is amazing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 06:05:22 2016 No.14983699 >tfw no thousand year old sea monster auntie to tease about her age until she sinks your ship in her poop deck It hurts to live senpai, all this yearning for chances I'll never get.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 06:06:20 2016 No.14983703 >>14983634 >get to sleep with demon girls from all walks of life hells yeah

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 06:06:50 2016 No.14983706 >>14982396 Eh. Mildly better than a friend of mine who just starts shouting "KILL THEM ALL" whenever MGs come up.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 06:09:18 2016 No.14983727

>>14982508
If you do ever go there, ignore the chatbox.

It is autism in its most pure, concentrated, cancerous form.

And really, most of the stories there.
Honestly, only go there if you're looking for a particular story you have heard on good recommendation is actually worth reading.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 06:10:44 2016 No.14983736 File: 369 KB, 1600x1200, 1458851020931.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She goes after married men

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 06:11:49 2016 No.14983743 File: 3.50 MB, 2130x3319, digiwaifus3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14983213

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 06:12:05 2016 No.14983744 >>14983213 >>14983511 LadyDevimon was probably my first waifu. First female anything I was ever attracted to at least. What does that say about me as a person?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 06:13:39 2016 No.14983750 >>14983744 Something about car batteries and chairs in a basement.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 06:13:46 2016 No.14983751 File: 59 KB, 576x1024, kraken11.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14983736 This is why Wocks are shit. Krakens would never go after someone in a relationship, they understand boundaries. Go back to Wonderland, smelly Wock.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 06:14:48 2016 No.14983760 >>14983744 douemudayo

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 06:14:57 2016 No.14983761 >>14983743 Lilithmon, Ladydevimon, Ophanimon, Angewomon, Mastemon, Bastemon, Lilamon, Lilymon, Lilymon, Rosemon, Fairymon, Zephyrmon, QueenChessmon, and Dianamon are all top-tier Waifumon. >>14983750 But I skipped most of Taken.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 06:14:58 2016 No.14983762 >>14982860 >Dark Slime >Celestial ascention How does that work?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 06:15:10 2016 No.14983766 File: 57 KB, 409x313, ceNTR.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14983736 What a shit fetish netorare is.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 06:16:10 2016 No.14983770 >>14983743 Digimon is wasted on its fanbase.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 06:16:56 2016 No.14983776 >>14983766 I like the one where the human boy proves that human dick is best after all, and gets the centaur boys to fuck off after proving his sexual superiority better.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 06:26:08 2016 No.14983818

>>14983634
Paladins are a bit overdone but the monsterization of a noble and a farm girl sounds awesome

>That moment when the noble girl goes from crying and being completely vulnerable to returning to her haughty ways once the monsterization is complete
>The farm girl who stays shy and prude even after being turned into a Lesser Succubus and then proceeds to awkwardly ride you because she can't hold back her urges anymore

>>14983743
>All these waifus
I now regret not playing Digimon during my childhood, those plant girls are doing things to me

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 06:32:54 2016 No.14983848 >>14983818 Would a farm girl becoming a Holst and the noble girl becoming a dragon be too cliche? Or should it be the other way round?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 06:39:08 2016 No.14983891 >>14983848 I don't think it would be too cliché, although it would be more interesting to experience with other species than the obvious ones

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 06:42:05 2016 No.14983911 >>14983891 It'd be even funnier if the Succubuss had no idea it's happen >You've been haughty all your life, so now enjoy your time as a haughty , flat chested...holy crap where did those things come from!?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 06:46:01 2016 No.14983924 >>14983891 >to experience I meant "to experiment" >>14983911 >The noble girl becomes much more powerful and beautiful than the Succubus >The roles get reversed and the noble girl, now an Arch-Demon, monsterizes the farm girl herself

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 06:46:05 2016 No.14983926 >>14982405 How are you supposed to not tell it at least to your girlfriend?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 06:49:46 2016 No.14983954 >>14983926 >human women >3DPD

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 06:50:56 2016 No.14983963 File: 666 KB, 1016x1366, 1458524390359.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=56039280 Animated devil being lewd.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 06:53:55 2016 No.14983989 >>14983926 My ex is pretty big into MGs. Likes the MGE well enough. Fox-Girls are her favorite.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 06:55:10 2016 No.14983997 >>14983963 I've got to get that golden fiddle! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6RUg-NkjY4

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 06:56:49 2016 No.14984008 >>14983926 Does your girlfriend know abut MGE? How does she feel, knowing she'll never compare to the sexual fluff coming out of KC's head? If MGs became real, how quickly would you monsterize her, and into what species?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 06:58:20 2016 No.14984015 >>14982308 Kumiho story? What does that entail?

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 06:59:25 2016 No.14984024

>>14983963
Devils are so overlooked, they are much better than any other monster girls if you wish to live a lethargic lifestyle where your waifu does all the work for you

>You wake up to a blowjob
>She bring you breakfast on the bed
>She takes care of everything
>24/7 leisure time

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 06:59:29 2016 No.14984025 >>14981140 So when was the last time we didn't get the entirety of a girl's profile spoiled before the "official" translation?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 07:01:00 2016 No.14984040 >>14983926 >try to make a le joge >summon actual normalfags with girlfriends from the depths unknown Brb seppukuing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 07:03:12 2016 No.14984052 >>14984025 The furthest I remember being pre-translated was Demon, so probably her or a couple before that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 07:05:00 2016 No.14984062 >>14984008 Not him, but my ex never seemed to care. And probably would've climbed over the corpses of fallen enemies for the chance to be a fox girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 07:06:29 2016 No.14984074 Who /bugslut/ here?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 07:08:17 2016 No.14984082 >>14984074 Well me, but depends on the bug.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 07:08:18 2016 No.14984083

>>14984024
And they're okay taking the lead or letting you pound them into the bed. They really have something for everyone that's okay with the body type.

Ideally I'd want a Devil imouto and a Demon onee-san to be spoiled by but I'd happily settle for just a Devil.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 07:09:20 2016 No.14984086 >>14984082 All bugs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 07:10:56 2016 No.14984096 File: 1.47 MB, 1024x1280, 1440789678154.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14984074 My name is anon and I'm a slut for Oomukades.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 07:14:02 2016 No.14984120 File: 384 KB, 955x536, Queen_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14984074 The things I'd let the EMG Queen Bee do to me Bugs are the best

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 07:14:16 2016 No.14984122 >>14984096 Same. And also girtablilus. And I'm not ashame of it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 07:15:08 2016 No.14984127 >>14983744 Good taste?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 07:15:43 2016 No.14984129 >>14984120 I personally prefer St. Monmusu Gakuen's bee.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 07:21:21 2016 No.14984156 File: 180 KB, 800x600, bibi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14984129 Beatiful Brown Bee

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 07:23:39 2016 No.14984172 >>14984083 I'd become a filthy lolicon if it meant getting a Devil waifu >>14984156 >Those pupils Why are bug eyes so attractive?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 07:24:18 2016 No.14984177 >>14984156 Doesn't look that brown to me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 07:25:26 2016 No.14984179 >>14984074 >bugs Absolutely disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 07:28:29 2016 No.14984187 File: 35 KB, 383x404, devil bug.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14984179 2 weeks, devil bug pit!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 07:29:31 2016 No.14984192 File: 344 KB, 1037x1100, 284_soldier_beetle_L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A challenger?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 07:30:37 2016 No.14984197 >>14984187 >using bugs as punishment Way to prove a point.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 07:33:42 2016 No.14984212 File: 209 KB, 724x1024, 1459078422465.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14984192 Yep, just step through the curtain and into the ring. She'll be a tough one, even for you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 07:33:51 2016 No.14984214 >>14981140 So wearing her is having sex?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 07:35:41 2016 No.14984221 File: 969 KB, 992x1403, 1456684284069.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14984192 Let's see how this ends.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 07:36:13 2016 No.14984227 >>14984197 It's so you can realise how cute and fun cute bugs are obviously.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 07:36:55 2016 No.14984233 >>14984212 >>14984221 These fights need themes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 07:38:27 2016 No.14984238 >>14984227 Nah, I think I'm good.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 07:39:24 2016 No.14984242 >>14984233 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EptSSXNHIfg It was the best I could find.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 07:40:34 2016 No.14984246 File: 306 KB, 1024x1280, devil bug2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14984238 >implying you have a choice A fortnight from now you will be BEGGING for a devil bug to headpat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 07:42:14 2016 No.14984249 >>14984246 >implying I don't Filthy bugs have no power over me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 07:43:34 2016 No.14984254 >>14984249 That's what they all say.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 07:52:07 2016 No.14984281 >>14984242 For which one is this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 07:54:32 2016 No.14984284 I want to be sunbathing at a beach when a Salamander rises up from the sea like Ursula Andres in Doctor No!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 07:54:32 2016 No.14984285 >>14984281 Salamander. I think that the song is called "dragon rider" is rather fiting.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 07:55:34 2016 No.14984288 >>14984285 Neat. I was expecting something out of MGR for the Salamander fight, honestly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 07:57:36 2016 No.14984292 >>14984288 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3472Q6kvg0 That also works.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 07:59:18 2016 No.14984297 >>14984292 That's for the Ushi. Definitely.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 08:00:36 2016 No.14984301 >>14984214 No, its more like a spiritual hug.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 08:05:30 2016 No.14984310 How long until we get an MG fighting game? It's an untapped market.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 08:06:39 2016 No.14984312

>>14984246
>Be living alone in a cheap apartment
>The guy next door is a hikikomori living in absolute filth
>He quickly get husbando'd by a Beelzebub
>Keep my apartment sparkling clean to avoid the same fate
>One day, a lone Devil Bug somehow enters my room
>About to spray her when she makes the cutest noise
>Fake her out a few times to hear that noise again
>Feed her and shelter her for a while
>She dislikes how clean everything is but endures it anyway
>Eventually enter in a relationship with her

Devils Bugs are cute!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 08:10:22 2016 No.14984323 >>14984312 But can they sing?

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 08:14:08 2016 No.14984332

Would you babysit five rowdy were-wolf puppies of varying ages for a whole night if you could get $100 at the end of it? You'll probably end up exhausted and sleeping in a pile of wolfus in the middle of a destroyed living room while their father groans and the mother 'ufufu~'s at you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 08:14:49 2016 No.14984333 >>14984332 >You'll probably end up exhausted and sleeping in a pile of wolfus Isn't that enough of a reward?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 08:14:50 2016 No.14984334 >>14984332 >$100 for a night Nigga I'd babysit ADHD Wurms for that kind of simoleon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 08:15:53 2016 No.14984337 >>14984312 That's cute as fuck, always had a soft spot for the unpopular little things. Imagine washing her hair and scrubbing her back while she protests that she likes the feeling of being unwashed. You'd probablu get a nice pout from her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 08:16:09 2016 No.14984341 >>14982860 So a super magical Crow Tengu? Sweet.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 08:18:04 2016 No.14984347 >>14984332 hell yeah I would.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 08:19:42 2016 No.14984354 >>14984332 $100 for one night's work and get to see adorable wolf pups? Sure would.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 08:30:00 2016 No.14984385 >>14984192 Living Armor vs Soldier Beetle when?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 08:34:36 2016 No.14984403 Hey Do we have an Easter Bunny girl? We really should, the Easter Bunny is a symbol of fertility after all, she deserves to be a monstergirl.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 08:35:31 2016 No.14984407 >>14984403 You think we should eat brown stuff that came out of a bunny girl?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 08:37:24 2016 No.14984413 File: 1.89 MB, 5400x3600, 1454682395815.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Now why would you add that text to the image? Why would you ever bring NTR up in an unrelated context? This thread is a no NTR zone.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 08:38:33 2016 No.14984420 >>14984413 Meant for >>14983736

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 08:38:47 2016 No.14984422 >>14984332 Why not

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 08:41:42 2016 No.14984429 >>14984407 What? No, of course not. We eat her weirdly colored eggs, straight from the tap.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 08:41:52 2016 No.14984430 >>14984413 Because Wocks are SHIT!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 08:42:35 2016 No.14984436 >>14984429 But chocolate eggs?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 08:49:33 2016 No.14984456 >>14984436 They aren't chocolate, Anon. Easter eggs are real eggs dyed with vinegar and food coloring. How you get them back inside is the question.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 08:52:29 2016 No.14984467 >>14984456 I eat tiny little chocolate eggs at Easter though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 08:53:07 2016 No.14984471 >>14984413 Because reverse NTR is actually good.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 08:54:08 2016 No.14984473 Living armor Gundam cosplay when? They even have a built in Alaya-Vijnana system.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 08:58:03 2016 No.14984486 >>14984467 I'm sorry. Unless it's the Cadbury ones, those are fucking delicious.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 08:59:04 2016 No.14984492 >>14984486 Why would you be sorry for me doing things I like? Weirdo.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 09:01:17 2016 No.14984499 >>14984486 Fuck Cadbury Cream Eggs. They've started using cheaper ingredients over the years and bumped up the price even though they taste like shit now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 09:04:40 2016 No.14984512 >>14984499 The Caramel eggs have always been better anyways but I'm talking about the regular mini eggs. Chocolate covered in a candy shell like a giant M&M but made out of way better chocolate. Of course, there's always the reese's eggs as well.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 09:06:44 2016 No.14984518 File: 283 KB, 800x900, 1422364234047.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Behold now the Worm of Ouroboros!

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 09:08:09 2016 No.14984525

>>14984492
Because I feel like you are missing out. Hunting down and eating dyed hard-boiled eggs hidden in random places is a weird as fuck custom but it was super fun when I was a kid, and even now as an adult eating a dyed egg fills me with that childish happiness.

I just want to combine that with a lusty pastel bunny girl and insertion play/facesitting. Is that so wrong?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 09:09:11 2016 No.14984532 >>14984525 >hard-boiled eggs I don't eat real eggs, those are beyond disgusting for me. >Is that so wrong? No.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 09:13:34 2016 No.14984541

>You'll never be a wandering swordsman in zipangu
>You'll never travel along with your meek and caring human grill waifu who only wants to see you happy, and only wants to do cute couple shit with you
>And the Kitsune-bi who shares her body, the rowdy spirit of an ancient Kitsune warlord, who only wants to fight, fuck, and make powerful warrior babies, possessing you're waifu at the slightest sight of conflict, and drawing her spirit Ono to crack some skulls and split sternums

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 09:13:38 2016 No.14984542 >>14984473 No NTR is good

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 09:14:56 2016 No.14984549 >>14984542 http://exhentai.org/g/814075/b349608117/ I beg to differ.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 09:14:58 2016 No.14984550 >>14984541 Good. I've read Musashi, wandering warriors only eat rice and fish. That sucks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 09:15:00 2016 No.14984551 >>14984532 Ever tried them hard-boiled without the yoke? I'm picky as fuck but they don't bother me that way. >>14984518 Semen demon

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 09:15:52 2016 No.14984554 >>14984550 >Not harvesting off the land as you go and keeping a sack full of oil, spices and fresh vegetables You only have yourself to blame

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 09:19:16 2016 No.14984570 >>14984551 >Ever tried No, stop bugging me. I don't want green eggs and ham, Sam I am! >>14984554 Write this story, buddy.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 09:26:56 2016 No.14984590

>>14984473
I'm going to marry a Living Armor with a heavy past and deep ties with historical figures only to make her look like a Gundam when I wear her!

>>14984541
Kitsune-bi and Kitsune-tsuki are amongst the most ignored girls, they don't deserve such a treatment

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 09:29:27 2016 No.14984595 >>14984590 What will you call her? Mobile Suit Gina?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 09:33:44 2016 No.14984613 >>14984570 >stop bugging me I'm going to send an insane black and white Cheshire to you with orders to trick you into eating a whole bowl of eggs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 09:34:34 2016 No.14984614 >>14984613 Not ALL the eggs?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 09:35:34 2016 No.14984617 >>14984614 ALL of them

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 09:35:52 2016 No.14984618 File: 316 KB, 982x309, 32534785346.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 09:37:12 2016 No.14984623 File: 66 KB, 792x766, Spiderman.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14984618 How is babby formed?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 09:38:36 2016 No.14984628 >>14984618 You can't tell me what to do Just for that I'm gunna pull out You're going to have to try real hard if you want to keep my dick inside you when I cum keikaku

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 09:38:37 2016 No.14984629 >>14984623 >Asmodeus's shirt in the back says "RAPE" Now, see here!!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 09:40:39 2016 No.14984634 >>14984618 Makes me remember that one grentext where a Succubus becomes pure when she realizes she's going to be a mother, does anyone have that one?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 09:41:43 2016 No.14984636 >>14984570 >Write this story, buddy. Too many stories not enough motivation >>14984590 >Kitsune-bi and Kitsune-tsuki are amongst the most ignored girls You'd think with all the paladin posting and corruption, posession would be more popular

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 09:42:01 2016 No.14984639 >>14984618 Could I get some sauce please?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 09:43:08 2016 No.14984644 File: 188 KB, 606x658, sexual education.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14984623

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 09:44:34 2016 No.14984655 >>14984636 >spoiler Oh. Well. Okay.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 09:49:08 2016 No.14984679 >>14984639 It's a Hroz doujin.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 09:51:19 2016 No.14984686 >>14984549 >NTR >femdom You are the grand-central station of shit taste, friend.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 09:52:03 2016 No.14984687 >>14984686 Nothing wrong with femdom

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 09:52:43 2016 No.14984691 >>14984686 >>14984687 For the love of Ammy, please stop before you even start.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 09:54:50 2016 No.14984703 >>14984691 >Ammy What heresy is this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 09:54:53 2016 No.14984705 >>14984686 >yandere

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 09:56:08 2016 No.14984711 Murderous monsters and soul draining succubi is where it's at.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 09:56:42 2016 No.14984714 File: 361 KB, 1280x917, 1422519650783.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14984703 The kind that engages in jolly cooperation!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 09:58:54 2016 No.14984723 >>14984714 Whatever, your deity smells like wet dog.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 09:58:57 2016 No.14984724 >>14984711 Murderous monsters ain't where it's at, but nor are passive monsters that'll let a murder of black harpies steal their man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 10:00:08 2016 No.14984726 >>14984723 Smells like a wet fox, thank you very much. And if you don't like the smell of wet vixen, well, guess you're an Alp.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 10:01:35 2016 No.14984731

>>14984711
I want a powerful mayadere Lilim who could order the corruption of thousands of people, sentence female heroes to public gang rape in the city centre and ruthlessly torture anyone who shown signs of betraying her to the point they'd wish they were dead.

But in bed she's a total cuddle monster and prefers to gently dom me to release her stress from a hard day's work of being a dictator.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 10:02:06 2016 No.14984734 >>14984711 There is nothing wrong with fear boners and a bit of danger but we have to draw the line somewhere I draw it at being turned into a cum-pump, anything worst than that is a no

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 10:02:56 2016 No.14984739 >>14984726 There's literally nothing wrong with being an Alp.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 10:04:18 2016 No.14984745 >>14984739 Oh fuck you. Why don't you draw me a picture, bitch? Yeah? Got one in ya, do ya punk? Perkel, perkel.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 10:05:58 2016 No.14984751 >>14984745 You call that bullying? For fuck's sake anon, get your head in the game.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 10:06:56 2016 No.14984758 >>14984751 Well excuse me for not engaging in your gay ERP session.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 10:11:40 2016 No.14984775 >>14984758 Don't call people alps and then back down, you faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 10:11:40 2016 No.14984777 >>14984724 In case you're referring to that one story, Dragonfu was still a massive qt. The things I'd be doing with (and to) a sub Dragon adoring me for hell knows why, oh baby.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 10:16:47 2016 No.14984796 >>14984777 Not him, but even though I find your tastes agreeable, don't you dare defend that shit story.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 10:17:47 2016 No.14984801 >>14984711 Soul-eating Succubus > NTR Succuslut > Waifu Succubutt

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 10:17:56 2016 No.14984802 >>14984777 But she let hubby get BLACKED.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 10:18:04 2016 No.14984803 File: 92 KB, 309x672, 1451090719469.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wish MGE's Golem looked more like this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 10:18:35 2016 No.14984807 >>14984777 >that one story What story?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 10:20:54 2016 No.14984816 >>14984801 >being this wrong Impressive.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 10:21:07 2016 No.14984817 >>14984803 I wish I lived on a nice, sunny island in the tropics or subtropics with my Dark Elf mistress and her various servants.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 10:22:04 2016 No.14984821 File: 4 KB, 106x90, supes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14982082 I've never once included monsterboys or furries in an actual story I've done you Mongorian.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 10:25:34 2016 No.14984836 >>14984796 >don't you dare defend that shit story. Yo, where do I even do that? You read my post and actually thought it could me anything other than a disappointment for me?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 10:25:40 2016 No.14984837 File: 201 KB, 518x622, 1361840485335.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14984801 Fuck you

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 10:26:33 2016 No.14984840 >>14984836 Alright, just making sure.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 10:27:50 2016 No.14984844 >>14984837 Nah fuck YOU fishwoman!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 10:28:37 2016 No.14984848 >>14984803 >everything is smooth >hands are fucked up beyond repair I know a few drawfags like that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 10:30:55 2016 No.14984854 >>14984821 >wasting image count on reactionface.jpg >wasting image count on pictures too small to be even viewed Are monsterboys the real monster here?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 10:31:14 2016 No.14984855 File: 121 KB, 960x540, 0019a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14984848 What's wrong with her hands?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 10:31:46 2016 No.14984857 >>14984854 Humans were always the true monsters, Geralt. That's why you carry two swords.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 10:32:19 2016 No.14984859
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>>14984711
>>14984801
>>14984734
>Unironically liking soul-sucking Succubi
I understand that they're fun for a quick and guilty fap at being a disgusting fuck, but really? That's shit I wouldn't even touch with a ten foot pole and I'd use a Cu or Cait Sith as a pillow over lawn chair.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 10:36:19 2016 No.14984869 >>14984855 Everything, anon. Everything.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 10:37:00 2016 No.14984871 >>14984803 >>14984855 I'm sorry, what hands?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 10:37:44 2016 No.14984872 >>14984857 Pretty sure you can kill humans with pointy, sharp silver weapons. Stupid fantasy bullshit...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 10:37:47 2016 No.14984874 File: 91 KB, 419x500, Gnome_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14984869 I do think KC did large earthen hands better.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 10:39:03 2016 No.14984879 >>14984872 Clearly you didn't play the Witcher 1, where Geralt kills Jacques de Aldersberg with the silver sword. >B-but that sword is for monsters! Yes Jacques. Yes it is.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 10:40:22 2016 No.14984881 >>14984872 You can, it's just a waste because steel works better and silver swords are a pain in the ass (and wallet) to maintain

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 10:43:05 2016 No.14984884 >>14984879 True, I never finished 1. >>14984881 Ok, can I punch them instead? No? Well fuck me I guess.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 10:44:36 2016 No.14984887 >>14984874 >better I don't think they look "good" either way.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 10:44:41 2016 No.14984888 >>14984884 >can I punch them instead? No? Clearly you didn't play Witcher 3 where Geralt wins a fist-fighting match against a Bear-serker and a Troll.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 10:45:27 2016 No.14984889 >>14984887 Well, that's your opinion.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 10:45:52 2016 No.14984891 File: 181 KB, 1194x2048, CeW0LtvUUAI00n7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She sees your pencil.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 10:46:23 2016 No.14984893 >>14981140 Something tells me you'd be meeting these gals quite often with world's top knights.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 10:46:40 2016 No.14984894 >>14984891 Well excuse me if I don't like to buy new ones all the time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 10:46:47 2016 No.14984896 >>14984888 You better not be lying to me man. I need this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 10:48:07 2016 No.14984900 >>14984889 That it is, my friend.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 10:48:08 2016 No.14984901 >>14984891 I don't need a pencil when Kakutaku-sensei can transmit her knowledge to me by touch while giving me a handjob

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 10:48:08 2016 No.14984902 >>14984891 It's only until she gets to see my handwriting.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 10:49:00 2016 No.14984908 >>14984896 >lying to me Go finish the fist fighting storyline, you'll get those fights on Skellige.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 10:51:17 2016 No.14984914 >>14984803 >>14984855 Which reminds me, since alt-Bisque exists now and the next event girl will be a Devil-type, which also means the featured girls will be Pure-type, would Emeth or other Pure girls have the same treatment as Bisque?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 10:51:22 2016 No.14984915 >>14984908 Sometimes I do wish I was a NEET. They can play all the games all the time...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 11:14:38 2016 No.14984975 Remember to thank all the rabbit girls for their hard work today. It was pretty difficult hiding all those eggs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 11:17:38 2016 No.14984982 >>14984975 What is the best way to thank the rabbits? Should I give them my carrot?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 11:18:01 2016 No.14984983 Peacock girls when?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 11:18:13 2016 No.14984984 >>14984982 Hide a vibrating egg in their love tunnel.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 11:28:38 2016 No.14985012 >>14984984 Rude

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 11:42:02 2016 No.14985037

>>14984975
>>14984982
>>14984984
>Have Wererabbit waifu with thighs that don't lie
>You're enjoying the Easter festivities with her and the kids
>She asks you if you hid any eggs for her, smirk and tell her just one
>Hold up a small oblong dial, her face flushes when you turn it straight to 11
>She lets out one of those "HYAAA~" noises as her love tunnel gets JOHN CENA'D by the vibrations of the egg
>Love juices practically deluging out of her as she grips your arm, legs going all wobbly
>Daughterus giggling when they know the prank they helped Daddy pull on Mommy is working
>You get them to go play with the neighborhood Wock and Hatter girls
>Take your waifu inside, she's a quiet, twitching mess
>She looks at you, her eyes having gone a full red color, the color of a Wererabbit in estrus
>Her's wasn't due for another month at least, but before you can react she crouches down and... jumps
>She's bouncing off of the walls, tactically removing your clothes before you can even blink
>Try to run, feel the pressure of BIG MEATY FOOTPAWS hit you on the back and send you onto the floor of the foyer
>Waifu's on top of your back, dryhumping you and nibbling on your ears, telling you it's your fault for playing such a dirty trick on her
>She giggles, setting off the red alerts in your head
'But then, who else would give our daughters that idea to be so festive?'
>You can hear her moan as she spreads herself and feel the plop of the vibrating egg onto your skin
>As soon as she turns you over onto your back, she stands up and then literally squats onto your shaft
>That gluteal plane goes to heaven as she makes you remember just how much her legs are like iron springs as she bounces up and down, letting you see her womanhood hilt you and drag you back out
>Your first release is quick, but she's not satisfied and you both end up going for at least another ten rounds
>Daughteru's finding their mom basking in the afterglow while you lay there, twitching
>Covered in love and sweat

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 11:44:53 2016 No.14985038 >>14985037 >you will never get snusnu'd by a Wererabbit

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 11:46:03 2016 No.14985042 Can Living Dolls produce milk? http://i.imgur.com/y1WPM8q.png

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 11:50:53 2016 No.14985046 File: 321 KB, 652x712, 1458913693552.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14985042 That's an embarrassing question to be asking Best Mom 2015

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 11:52:52 2016 No.14985048 >>14985046 >Doll-chan will never raise you to be the ungodly abomination king of the world

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 11:53:16 2016 No.14985050 >>14984413 never said she ever succeeds see monmusu's NTR-mermaid

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 11:55:05 2016 No.14985055 >>14984471 No, all NTR is bad. Even the NTR you like.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 11:58:38 2016 No.14985066 >>14982860 >Golem with golem enchantment I know this thing is over, but I imagined that the scene of her entering the Paladin compound would be like the warehouse scene in Robocop 2. How gruesome.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 12:09:49 2016 No.14985093 File: 382 KB, 1250x1139, 1458881609902.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14982860 >Musclegirl Werebat I hope her breasts are large as well.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 12:10:14 2016 No.14985095 >>14985042 We have dolls that can run, cry, blink, and run a temperature. A milking doll would be just as useless as a chewing doll

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 12:10:33 2016 No.14985097 >>14985093 >Musclegirl Werebat Tell me, do you cum? You will

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 12:12:40 2016 No.14985100 >>14985093 Why is it Werebats get so much art but no stories

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 12:13:33 2016 No.14985103 >>14982084 I am not an admin you silly billy

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 12:14:52 2016 No.14985108 File: 478 KB, 900x1100, 1406075657590.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14985100 They got the perfect story already, there's nothing to add.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 12:15:17 2016 No.14985110 >>14985100 http://pastebin.com/iG6UBAep http://pastebin.com/cFLx2nHg With some greentexts here and there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 12:18:51 2016 No.14985120 >>14985103 I guess you don't deny you're a furry then, if you are actually Bob.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 12:23:28 2016 No.14985132 File: 201 KB, 625x789, Prosecutor General.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do we have peace, love & rock 'n roll here yet? Nyaan~

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 12:27:00 2016 No.14985138 >>14985103 >Bob here Nah we're too ded for dat. Even our usuals are vanishing at this point.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 12:27:56 2016 No.14985141 >>14985055 Wrong. It's like you don't want to be stolen away by a superior girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 12:28:10 2016 No.14985143 >>14985138 >doomsaying

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 12:29:57 2016 No.14985150 >>14985120 I don't care about whatever labels you want to use. Someone linked to the comment posted on the 4chans and seeing as I'm bored, I decided to check out the reactions. >>14985138 True, you guys don't have much going on.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 12:31:40 2016 No.14985155 >>14985093 upside down kisses

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 12:31:44 2016 No.14985156 >>14985132 Which species of MGs would you want to get constitutionally referendum'd by?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 12:32:42 2016 No.14985161 >>14985156 Lilims

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 12:34:23 2016 No.14985168 >>14985150 >I don't care about whatever labels you want to use. Then why did you account for the once that was just give to you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 12:35:49 2016 No.14985174 >>14985168 the one*

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 12:36:49 2016 No.14985181 File: 38 KB, 621x517, Alp rabu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14985138 I'll never leave you, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 12:37:56 2016 No.14985186 >>14985156 Lilim or Lich.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 12:39:25 2016 No.14985192 >>14985181 I hope those refuges are able to destroy that nuclear plant in Europe and you go down with the continent.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 12:40:32 2016 No.14985199 >>14985192 Those passes were all nullified, they're useless to the terrorists.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 12:41:44 2016 No.14985203 >>14985168 >>14985174 I'm not sure what you're asking here, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 12:42:16 2016 No.14985205 >>14985199 Honestly with how bad Europe is they could probably ask if they could blow up the place and the Europeans would thank them for it. I just want to get rid of Alp via any means necessary.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 12:43:39 2016 No.14985207 >>14984821 So what? You think you're representative. You're one man. Here's another man. >>14982508 Statement stands.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 12:44:07 2016 No.14985209 >>14985205 But I am eternal, child. Besides, if push comes to shove I can always move to live with my distant American relatives, and then we can be together forever.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 12:44:41 2016 No.14985210

>>14985161
>>14985186
Those would be the elites, though. Still needs a simplier, more numerous kind to mass-dress in military unifrom without any insignia and fill the streets as 'local enthusiasts maintaining the order'.
My choice is probably Mantis. They're fairly human to pass as locals and, well, are already green.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 12:45:07 2016 No.14985212 >>14985209 No you won't. You've got to go back.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 12:45:15 2016 No.14985213 [DELETED]

>>14985207
>Thinking I even remotely pay attention to anything on the site outside of uploading stories
I could give a fuck less what other people's kinks are. Fucking ManyEyedHydra is on there now of all people and his shit is pretty much classified as snuff/squick.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 12:45:18 2016 No.14985214 >>14985042 >Rich thick consistency the colour of porcelain I can imagine what it looks and feels like, but what would it taste like?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 12:46:19 2016 No.14985218 >>14985050 >EMG out

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 12:47:05 2016 No.14985221 File: 1.28 MB, 2000x3000, 42462850_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14985156 Fluffy tails

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 12:48:00 2016 No.14985223 >>14985212 I'm not a Muslim or Mexican so Trump doesn't care. Nobody is going to protect you. Still want the mudslimes to blow up the plant?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 12:48:38 2016 No.14985227 >>14985210 Then I'll just go with werewolf. Is that good?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 12:50:28 2016 No.14985233 >>14985213 Hey buddy. You're the one who took enough offense at being lumped in with all those monsterboys and furries that you just had to reply like the original post was a lie. Too bad for you it's not.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 12:51:59 2016 No.14985239 >>14985233 >Posting stories in a place with those kind of people is the same as condoning it or caring about it t. stupid shit the thread says

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 12:52:01 2016 No.14985240 >>14985223 When he said "They're not sending their best", he was referring to you We need to build a wall around you. And you're gonna pay for it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 12:52:32 2016 No.14985241 >Headache again >Can't put living armor waifu's helmet on to chase away the pain because she doesn't exist.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 12:54:08 2016 No.14985244 >>14985240 But I'm as white as they get. Face it anon, if the Muslims win here, you'll have to deal with a clingy Alp serenading you outside your window.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 12:56:11 2016 No.14985248 >>14984891 But I only carry pens.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 12:59:30 2016 No.14985253 [DELETED]

>>14985239
>Posting stories in a place with those kind of people is the same as condoning it or caring about it
It really is when a site is judged by it's community. I don't see you posting fanfiction.net or monstergirl wiki links for your stories here. Oh wait, this is just going to be more whining about "it only hosts content". Continue on with your delusions. But there's some great cap material in this thread and last thread for the next time you start lying to newbies about it.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:00:24 2016 No.14985256

>>14981140
And now I immediately want to write about the Living Power Armors of the Fallout Monster Girl lineup.

The entire Brotherhood of Steel would be filled with husbandos of them.

>'Oh yes! Push that Power Core in deep! Ugh! ...Yesssss! Come on! Climb in! Hurry! I want you inside me!'

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:01:24 2016 No.14985259 File: 498 KB, 1920x2160, She built it in a cave.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14985241 Well that's no way to go about it. >TANYA STARK BUILT THIS THING IN A CAVE!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:02:53 2016 No.14985264 >>14985253 fanfiction is for fanfiction and the mge wiki is for mge if one is writing neither of those things, those are hardly the sites to post to

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:04:53 2016 No.14985268 [DELETED]

>>14985253
I personally only use it to host content, yes. What's hilarious is you're so drunk on hatred and seem absolutely delusional that some backwater community on 4chan is worth people on TFT shitting up when half the time most of the people on there don't even give a shit about one thread.

Get gud.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:05:03 2016 No.14985269 >>14985256 Think of all the Patriotic things you would here when wearing the better, West Coast Enclave, power armor

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:05:56 2016 No.14985271 >>14985269 'Yes! Cum! FOR AMERICA!'

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:07:10 2016 No.14985276 >>14985256 >All the broken fallen armor unable to be used by any one who failed to protect their masters, slowly developing their spirits >And picking up their rifles to kill filthy mutants and find husbandos

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:08:34 2016 No.14985281 >>14985276 This must be.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:13:43 2016 No.14985294 >>14985281 Imagine walking the wastes with a brotherhood outcase for years, not even realising that there was nothing in that armor than a blushing, patriotic ghost

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:14:25 2016 No.14985295 [DELETED]

>>14985268
What's hilarious is you are from TFT and you are shitting up the place in exactly the way you describe.

What's doubly hilarious is that you in one breath pretend not to care what everyone on that site does and then go into an autistic tirade when you get associated with them. Can't have it both ways, bro.

What's even more hilarious is thinking TFT was not originally colonized by people who hated this place from here and that this is some small unrelated community instead of them being a splinter of us.

There's just so much wrong. Even the very first post of your whining was bitching to not post something that was a fact because you personally don't like it. Nobody is going to pretend that TFT isn't full of the worst parts of monstergirl media just so you feel better. Even /monster/ has the decency to evict monsterboys. TFT can't even say that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:18:29 2016 No.14985301 File: 219 KB, 1000x1000, She sees your wine bottle.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14984891

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:21:42 2016 No.14985311 [DELETED]

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>>14985295
On your last point, TFT's admin has said yaoi won't be allowed. Kind of ruffles my feathers because there's nothing in the site's description that labels it as such, but thems the ruuruus.

On all others, I think people need to drop the us vs them mentality that's so prevalent among communities.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:22:14 2016 No.14985315 Kakuen tits.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:22:27 2016 No.14985316 >>14985268 Irony.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:22:56 2016 No.14985317 >>14985268 Wow, you're obnoxious. As expected of TFT.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:22:58 2016 No.14985319 >>14985311 >I think people need to drop the us vs them mentality that's so prevalent among communities I refuse

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:23:15 2016 No.14985320 >>14985311 Kneesocks best girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:25:55 2016 No.14985321 >>14985295 This so much, the archives are still there, you only need to search for "bob irc" to know how that site started. Anyway, I would advice you to stop replying to him.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:26:40 2016 No.14985326 [DELETED]

>>14985311
>I think people need to drop the us vs them mentality that's so prevalent among communities.
When the poster boys for a place are trolls who used to force thousand post shitstorms here for fun, who still to this day rant about how much we suck and who welcome a plethora of stuff people have no interest in here, it's not happening. It's not some kind of meme. People have real reasons for their distaste. Pretending they're not real or that they're insignificant is just going to stoke the fires.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:27:06 2016 No.14985328

>Living Power Armor

>A strange addition to the Wasteland born after the demon-nukes corrupted the landscape. Before the nukes fell, Power Armor served as the most effective form of military hardware for personal soldiers, effectively replacing tanks on the battlefield and needing only one man to operate.

>After the bombs fell, they too were infused with the demonic radiation. While most lie dormant, rarely a suit comes alive and active. The interior frames of the Armor are technically what is occupied by the strange forces that bring about this breed of Monster, and usually only after it experiences losing someone protected in its shell. Fallen suits of power armor with dead and broken men and women inside, who the armor failed to protect, can be brought to awareness by the D-Rads, taking the shape of a feminine, translucent spiritual being. They tenderly bury those they failed to protect, and proceed to embark on a quest to find someone worthy of protecting.

>The Living Power Armors seek to both avenge the fallen and protect those who need protection, often showing up at settlements of humans all alone and standing watch. Those with helmets in-tact operate as guards without ever asking for payment, though when suspicions arise of their nature they usually move on. Occasionally one will find a man worthy of protecting, and the desire in them rises. They occasionally forcibly have the man don herself, using their spiritual body to press them into the suit and then closing around him. Most of the time they will try and form a true relationship and agreement, expressing what they are to the man and offering love and protection. It is rare that men actually turn them down, save in the most bigoted of circumstances.

>Once inside the armor, the Living Power Armor gains a protective quality greater then any normal suits. With their loved one to protect, their armor hardens and strengthens using their new husbands energies through their lovemaking inside the armor. Often felt as a mouth around them, loving arms and legs embracing them, and a tight sex snuggling close as the armor holds them, armor both absorbs the energies of the lovemaking and his fluids to sustain itself. After this point, Power Cores are only vestigial sources of power for when the Armor is operating without a pilot, and the armor gains strength and characteristics unknown to armor made from before the war.

>The Brotherhood of Steel is known to have many suits of Living Power Armor as part of their service, some alone and some companions of Knights and Paladins. The entire procedure is looked on favorably by even the most hardened Brotherhood member as the armor is such an iconic part of their character. They are viewed not as the abominations that the Brotherhood usually tries to destroy and protect humans from, but rather akin to Valkyries on the field for their fallen brothers and sisters come to replace those who have fallen. Hence the rank designation of solo Living Suits of Power Armor is classified as Valkyrie among them.

>Otherwise Living Power Armor can come in many varieties, often wandering the wasteland to repair and modify their external armor pieces for either threatening or protective desires. Some groups attempt to forcibly create Living Power Armor, and attempts have lead to what are often refereed to as 'Raider Power Armor' which are vicious dominatrixes who want nothing more then to grab a man inside them and do things to them no man would emerge sane through while draining them dry of their energies. Others, like the infamous Enclave, have their own very patriotic spirited Living Power Armors of a level of technology beyond most.

>They are a strange and dangerous, and often highly prized and frequently sought, addition to the beings of the Wasteland affected by the D-Rads.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:27:12 2016 No.14985330 >>14985311 >On all others, I think people need to drop the us vs them mentality that's so prevalent among communities. Humanity's been doing that for thousands of years, it's going to take a bit more than saying people should stop.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:28:46 2016 No.14985336 File: 291 KB, 800x800, 1406605773356.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14985330 What if I asked nicely?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:28:52 2016 No.14985337 >>14982860 Okay, let's take the new girl for a spin >Living armor >Roll 1 >Genetic enhancement How the FUCK does that work

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:29:31 2016 No.14985340 >>14985328 >more Fallout MGs Yeah baby.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:30:34 2016 No.14985346 >>14985326 This.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:30:37 2016 No.14985347 >>14985328 >>14985340 http://pastebin.com/2gdkQapQ

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:30:49 2016 No.14985348 >>14985311 Anon when >>14982508 is the kind of shit that goes on there, there is no we.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:31:24 2016 No.14985349 >>14985337 Escaflowne >Dance of Curse intensifies

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:31:31 2016 No.14985350 >>14985336 No tigers please.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:31:48 2016 No.14985351 >>14985336 >That image Maybe if a Jinko cub asked, it would take a true monster to disappoint one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:32:14 2016 No.14985353 >>14985320 Agreed http://i.imgur.com/3v5KPOQ.png

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:32:15 2016 No.14985354 >>14985328 Nice

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:33:45 2016 No.14985360 >>14985328 >You will never be raped into a vicious, drug addicted, cannibalistic psycho hooked on Jet by a suit of Raider Power Armor.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:34:58 2016 No.14985361 >>14985336 Then me and the waifu eat roasted jinko cub.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:34:59 2016 No.14985362 >>14985311 >TFT's admin has said yaoi won't be allowed That's good. >Kind of ruffles my feathers You want yaoi? What are you, gay?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:36:00 2016 No.14985364 >>14985362 >What are you, gay? From where do you think he comes?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:36:49 2016 No.14985366 >>14985347 Nice, and here I've already screencapped it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:37:22 2016 No.14985368 >>14985295 What's exceptionally hilarious is how you seem to think the people of TFT want to spell your downfall when the only way you mongoloids would know about half the shit on there is from browsing it. So thanks for the views, I guess?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:38:07 2016 No.14985370 File: 341 KB, 666x666, 9761cacba6459dadf305c9bdb25c9b29.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14985350 How about other kinds of cats?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:39:03 2016 No.14985371 >>14985370 Sure.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:39:10 2016 No.14985372 File: 136 KB, 800x1000, 1433959690391.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What other embarrassing books do Monster Girls read?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:40:13 2016 No.14985373 >>14985370 Only if they're not satanic.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:41:18 2016 No.14985376 >>14985372 Those really old CYOA books.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:42:05 2016 No.14985379 >>14985372 Alps reading Brokeback Mountain, crying that the book literally turned them turbo gay.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:42:40 2016 No.14985380

>>14985360
>You're waifu will never level up after entering the irradiated area of the think tank
>You'll never be mere moments from death as a new desperate strength emerges from within and she pulls a spiritual protonic inversal axe out of thin air, cleaving your foes in two
>You'll never find and incorperate a K9000 cyberdogfu gun into her spiritual arsenal

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:42:41 2016 No.14985381 >>14985372 Define embarrassing because holding up a book on how to perform sexual acts would likely be a common sight.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:42:45 2016 No.14985382 >>14985376 I remember trying to get through City of Thieves and failing miserably.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:43:31 2016 No.14985384 >>14985372 They still read fairy tales and thinking about happy endings as cakes

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:44:23 2016 No.14985387 >>14985384 >cakes

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:44:28 2016 No.14985388 >>14985368 >V-views tho Really scraping the bottom of the barrel there, chief. I suggest you go back to fapping to futa and stop embarrassing yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:44:30 2016 No.14985389 >>14985381 Well you know, stuff that would make them appear foolish in the eyes of others.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:45:13 2016 No.14985390 >>14985372 Those cheap harlequin romance novels and bodice rippers. Well, I guess smut isn't frowned upon there, but the plot is probably so cheesy and the dialogue so eye-rolling that it's still a source of shame.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:45:38 2016 No.14985391 >>14985388 I don't fap to futa, monsterboys, or furries. So I guess you're not only retarded, but mistaken.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:46:01 2016 No.14985392 >>14985390 >but the plot is probably so cheesy and the dialogue so eye-rolling that it's still a source of shame. Sounds Alptastic to me.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:46:32 2016 No.14985393

>>14985368
>when the only way you mongoloids would know about half the shit on there is from browsing it

>He thinks those shitty authors didn't exist before the site
Hey dimwit, we just have to know the author names to know what kind of stupid shit is there. Where do you think they came from in the first place?

>people of TFT want to spell your downfall
No. They just won't shut up about how their site isn't so bad and we should join them, but it is and we won't.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:47:58 2016 No.14985396 >>14985393 >Won't shut up about how their site isn't so bad and we should join them I could literally give a fuck less what you all do.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:48:50 2016 No.14985398 >>14985391 Wow. You'd think "writefags" would come up with better comebacks, but alas...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:49:11 2016 No.14985400 >>14985396 How do you fuck up a simple saying so badly?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:50:02 2016 No.14985403 >>14985396 You're falling apart faggotron.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:50:12 2016 No.14985404 >>14985400 Because he wants to fuck .less. Freudian slip.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:50:22 2016 No.14985405 >>14985396 Then why are you doing exactly that? You could just shut up and not say anything. But nope, TFTDF at the ready

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:50:25 2016 No.14985406 >>14985396 >Let me show how little I care by posting several times

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:51:12 2016 No.14985407 Is there really nothing more constructive for you fags to talk about?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:52:12 2016 No.14985409 I just want Titania Onee-san to be proud of me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:52:41 2016 No.14985411 >>14985407 I wonder who's behind this post.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:53:20 2016 No.14985414 >>14985411 Either Alp or the fag getting blown the fuck out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:53:38 2016 No.14985417 File: 1.99 MB, 320x180, N8IBS.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14985407 It's Easter Sunday in /mgg/. Of course not.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:53:56 2016 No.14985418 >>14985372 How to be more like humans.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:54:05 2016 No.14985419 >>14985407 I wanted to discuss>>14985372

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:54:20 2016 No.14985420 >>14985414 Most likely, yes.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:54:33 2016 No.14985421

>>14985411
Some one who doesn't want to scroll past dozens of bob and tft posts? We just got one of the better girls we've had in a long time in terms of story potential, why not post about her some more?

>>14985414
>Either Alp or the fag getting blown the fuck out.
No, alp's more pushy with his passive aggressive topic changes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:54:35 2016 No.14985422 >>14985407 I would try to talk about something constructive, but I figure this shitslinging we have now just needs to burn out like a tire fire.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:55:47 2016 No.14985428 >>14985420 >>14985421 This is true, Alp is trying to force people to talk about books right now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:57:08 2016 No.14985432 >>14985428 Why would he do such a thing? Books are the tools of Satan.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:57:53 2016 No.14985434 >>14985428 This man is right! I got blindsided because it wasn't a dragon. Alp is learning, adapting. We must adjust our tracking algorithms.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:58:27 2016 No.14985436 >>14985432 And Alp is a godless pagan from a land where the first bishop was axe-murdered. >>14985434 You know Alp tried to use Elves to change the subject much more often than Dragons.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:58:49 2016 No.14985440 File: 181 KB, 800x533, lebow.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14985421 Bummer, man

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:00:12 2016 No.14985443 >>14985436 >You know Alp tried to use Elves to change the subject much more often than Dragons. That was in older times, before the dragons. We adjusted for the dragons. We must adjust again.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:00:28 2016 No.14985445 Is it just Alp or are all our writefags secretly massive shitposters in disguise?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:01:37 2016 No.14985449 >>14985445 It's ALL Alp. Literally. Even Bob is just one of Alp's many appendices.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:01:59 2016 No.14985450 >>14985445 Mostly Alp. Nyanon and Bollocks used to be but I don't see their particular flavor too much anymore. They're better behaved now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:02:10 2016 No.14985451 >>14985445 I would like to think I'm not a giant shitposter. I've actually started some meaningful discussions before.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:03:56 2016 No.14985456 >>14985445 >tfw nobody knows my posting style well enough to call me out Feels sneaky man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:04:24 2016 No.14985458 File: 1.94 MB, 400x309, 1399848100547.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I contribute to shitposting by existing feels good man

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:05:19 2016 No.14985463 >>14985456 >tfw deliberately posting in a way you normally wouldnt as to not be spotted Fuck off stalker-kun. AWAY, AWAY

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:06:04 2016 No.14985466 >>14985445 I wouldn't call it shitposting, but I do have a certain kind of post that I do rather consistently. And yes, I am a writefag.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:06:36 2016 No.14985467 >>14985458 Go back to you futa cuckolding porn, Bob.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:07:39 2016 No.14985472 File: 250 KB, 700x700, 1427042189964.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If you've been sitting at your computer for a while, get up and do some stretches!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:08:30 2016 No.14985477 >>14985472 Bridal gauntlets, much like bridal carries, are love.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:08:32 2016 No.14985478 >>14985472 Lying in bed, shitposting. Do I need to stretch?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:08:34 2016 No.14985479 >>14985467 Anon I may love it, but I need a break every now and then, you know?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:09:14 2016 No.14985483 >>14985478 No you're fine.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:11:24 2016 No.14985487 >>14985467 Yeah, give more attention to the whore.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:12:51 2016 No.14985492 >>14985472 I always get a little sad when I think about the fact that I decided to start doing exercises because of my dragon waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:13:20 2016 No.14985495 >>14985445 Alp Bob Bollocks MachineAnon Negawalker Nyanon are all shitposters

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:14:11 2016 No.14985501 >>14985492 >for my dragon waifu What's wrong with that? >>14985495 You know I don't think that's fair towards me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:14:23 2016 No.14985502 File: 512 KB, 600x450, g01.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14985445 I only shitpost about oppai lolis

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:14:25 2016 No.14985504 >>14985492 >I decided to start doing exercises because of my dragon waifu Explain.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:14:34 2016 No.14985505 >>14985501 Are you Machineanon?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:14:47 2016 No.14985507 >>14985495 Don't forget I Like It Please Continue.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:15:08 2016 No.14985509 File: 35 KB, 665x510, ss+(2015-09-19+at+09.00.57).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14985487 I enjoy it so much! Please shoot all your hot, sticky attention all over me!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:15:51 2016 No.14985512 >>14985509 >not catbatter IMMERSION RUINED

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:16:05 2016 No.14985513 >>14985505 Probably Bollocks or Nyaanon. They're not on the same tier as the others in terms of terribleness. But they used to shitpost a lot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:16:20 2016 No.14985516 >>14985505 No I'm Alp and I'm perfectly capable of posting normally. Most of the time I'm here nobody notices.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:16:34 2016 No.14985519 File: 256 KB, 439x500, 1449260754296.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14985492 Ain't no shame in that. Get swole for her!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:16:49 2016 No.14985521 >>14985502 More pailoli Vampire when?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:18:03 2016 No.14985528 >>14985450 >Ovaries better behaved So fanneh johk

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:18:17 2016 No.14985531 >>14985507 Hey, that's pretty good. I like it. Continue.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:18:37 2016 No.14985534 >>14985516 hi Alp.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:19:11 2016 No.14985535 >>14985372 >How to charm like a Succubus for dummies >How to rape like an Ushi-Oni for dummies >>14985409 But how is she going to be proud of you if you can't even differentiate a red velvet cake from a regular chocolate cake while blinded?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:19:50 2016 No.14985536 File: 461 KB, 750x750, 1392188284922.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How many arms is the right amount of arms?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:19:59 2016 No.14985538 >>14985516 Alp, do you still have backups of your really old stuff? I wish to gaze upon them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:20:01 2016 No.14985539 >>14985534 >getting it wrong You sonnova bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:21:02 2016 No.14985544 >>14985536 For casual hankie-pankie? Four For kinky hugs? Six For seven vagáinyas? Eight legs. Maybe more.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:21:02 2016 No.14985545 >>14985536 Two.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:21:03 2016 No.14985546 >>14985538 What's on the pastebin is all there is. Andrea the Alp is THE oldest thing I ever wrote for this place though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:21:35 2016 No.14985550 >>14985536 I don't know. Ask RS. He's an expert on this kind of thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:22:18 2016 No.14985554 >>14985536 Two is perfection. Four is perfectionx2. Six is shit. One is moe.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:22:23 2016 No.14985556 File: 797 KB, 1080x1325, 0e3f246216803d48b23a4555d3ff5051.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14985536

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:22:36 2016 No.14985557 >>14985512 You know, I forgot about catbatter. Thank you for the reminder, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:22:45 2016 No.14985558 >>14985546 Guess I'll go see where the journey takes me.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:22:46 2016 No.14985559

>>14985501
>>14985504
Dragons are pretty powerful creatures, and i'm not one of those guys that want to be a fucktoy.
I always liked strong girls for the fact that they can handle themselves and that fierce personality they have, I wanted to be like that too, I wanted to be strong so I can look at them eye to eye.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:22:47 2016 No.14985560 >>14985544 IMAGINE

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:23:42 2016 No.14985566 >>14985536 6. All other answers are wrong. Though 4 is less wrong than the rest.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:24:33 2016 No.14985568 >>14985559 I can respect that. Go and become huge, fellow dragon lover.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:24:46 2016 No.14985571 File: 262 KB, 800x800, 1429285211748.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14985558 It takes you to disappointment. >>14985559 Never give up, anon. The spirit of man can take him anywhere!

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:24:59 2016 No.14985573

>>14985559
You can be built like a brick shithouse and still be a littly bitch fuccboi at heart anon. You'll never match her in physical strength, so what you should be doing it forging your courage, spirit and will. It's the only thing we humans possess that can rival something like a dragon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:25:35 2016 No.14985575 >>14985509 I want this ball of mofu to start flying like an helicopter using her tail while making cute sounds.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:25:41 2016 No.14985576 >>14985559 Do you ever imagine her watching you get swole?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:26:51 2016 No.14985582 >>14985571 >It takes you to disappointment. Well, it's never really the destination that counts.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:27:58 2016 No.14985587 >>14985582 The journey might horrify you. A story of 72k words is not to be taken up lightly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:29:30 2016 No.14985591 >>14985587 Madness will follow me closely, yes...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:29:50 2016 No.14985595 File: 55 KB, 670x447, easter6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Its easter sunday you filthy heathens!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:30:34 2016 No.14985596 File: 167 KB, 1000x1000, YOTtftM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14985575 mofucores do have wings somewhere in there

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:30:53 2016 No.14985598 >>14985591 The last chapter is literally just the fictional history of a fictional video game. You are not prepared.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:31:08 2016 No.14985599 >>14985571 >You'll never pick up a /fit/ Dragon in a princess carry even though your knees are wobbling from the strain. >She'll never be flattered that you did your best for her and look at you with a huge loving grin. Damn it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:31:17 2016 No.14985600 >>14985536 Six is perfect. Two to cup your ass, two to wrap your waist, two to slide into your hair and shoulders. Perfect snuggles.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:31:18 2016 No.14985601 >>14985595 >Your stern and pious paladin-grill waifu will never dress up as a blushing easterbunny for easter

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:32:14 2016 No.14985604 File: 325 KB, 1200x1698, 01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You'll never make desserts for a cute rabbit girl

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:32:24 2016 No.14985606 >>14985396 >bob getting assblasted and I was not here You people always have fun when I'm not around.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:32:26 2016 No.14985607 >>14985598 It doesn't matter if I'm prepared. What matters is if I can overcome.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:33:23 2016 No.14985609 >>14985607 Good luck, anon. You're going to need it to overcome the prologue's blatant homoeroticism.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:33:36 2016 No.14985611 >>14985595 If I'm a heathen, then why does Easter Sunday mean anything to me? You're not making sense paladin, go home and sleep.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:34:21 2016 No.14985614 >>14985595 Not for Eastern Orthodoxy, you mongrel Heretics!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:34:58 2016 No.14985616 >>14985609 >homoeroticism ...This was supposed to be a journey, not an ordeal.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:34:59 2016 No.14985617 >>14985573 I think i'm pretty strong in the will department. I may look weird, short and skinny, but nothing can stop me from getting better. I do this thinking about how my waifu is strong, I keep moving on because of her

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:36:06 2016 No.14985622 >>14985616 It's the story of a maximum-beta high schooler and his Alp, what did you expect? In fact, I bet you'll give up before you even get to chapter one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:36:21 2016 No.14985625 >>14985606 That wasn't me being upset, anon, though I'm pretty sure I know who it was. I take allegations of being assblasted very seriously and will defend my non-assblastedness to the core.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:37:59 2016 No.14985631 >>14985625 Fuck off bob.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:38:26 2016 No.14985634 >>14985631 Eventually, but not now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:38:30 2016 No.14985635 >>14985622 We won't know until I try. If I don't make it back, tell my family I only tolerated them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:38:31 2016 No.14985636 >>14985625 Bob, when does your admin check the messages to your website

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:39:29 2016 No.14985640 Where are the monsters as bunnygirls?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:39:51 2016 No.14985643 >>14985625 Oh you are still here, you are faggot cuck! Sorry guys, I will ignore him from now on.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:40:44 2016 No.14985646 >>14985636 If it was my website, wouldn't I be the one checking them? But he's out until Tuesday.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:40:48 2016 No.14985647 File: 583 KB, 794x1024, 1392355302962.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14985640 Freaky rabbit scream!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:41:38 2016 No.14985649 File: 187 KB, 1198x1280, 1456695872615.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Name the MG. Then pick a booty.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:42:09 2016 No.14985652 >>14985604 >You will never molest a loli of a race literally built to be molested I'm not even into lolis, but goddamn they are molestable.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:42:21 2016 No.14985654 >>14985576 Sometimes I imagine her coaching me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:43:10 2016 No.14985659 >>14985649 Badonk for Wurmbutt!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:43:28 2016 No.14985660 >>14985649 Muscle. Also: >"wave" instead of "droopy cellulite-laden fat-ass"

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:43:56 2016 No.14985663 File: 617 KB, 785x1703, 02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14985652 Naturally built for sex.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:44:09 2016 No.14985664 >>14985649 Dark Elf. Muscle.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:44:11 2016 No.14985665 File: 2.78 MB, 3641x3600, Living Armor Hueg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14985649 Hourglass/Double Wide Living Armor

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:44:48 2016 No.14985672 >>14985649 Baphomet with a bubble butt. What can I say, I like short girls to have a great ass.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:45:40 2016 No.14985674 >>14985466 Tiny penis? headpats?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:45:47 2016 No.14985676 >>14985649 Wight with a Badonk or Hourglass

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:45:55 2016 No.14985677 >>14985649 Hourglass Lich!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:46:36 2016 No.14985678 >>14985649 Wight with an hourglass badonk

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:46:41 2016 No.14985679 >>14985132 >rock 'n roll >not folk metal Your taste is even shittier than your waifu

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:46:41 2016 No.14985680 >>14985495 >Nyanon is a shitposter I know he spammed the "maus" crap for months on end, but that was a year ago.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:46:47 2016 No.14985681 File: 488 KB, 1312x1293, 1458154914881.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14985649 I think this would be considered hourglass right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:47:11 2016 No.14985685 >>14985674 No and no.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:48:07 2016 No.14985688 >>14985649 Scylla with a happy, thick medium between badonk and hourglass.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:49:03 2016 No.14985695 >>14985685 Then what threadly shitpost are you responsible for?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:50:08 2016 No.14985698 >>14985646 Thank you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:50:26 2016 No.14985701 >>14985649 Alp with a Hank Hill butt

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:51:35 2016 No.14985705 >>14985695 The one with the little Kobold.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:52:31 2016 No.14985709 File: 230 KB, 563x829, 1385412490855.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14985536 Six. But which is superior, monster arms or human arms?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:54:20 2016 No.14985715 >>14985705 Eh? Maybe I'm at the point where I phase out certain things on here, but that doesn't ring a bell.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:55:32 2016 No.14985717 >>14985715 He's Kobold Daughteru guy. Faggot needs to write a story about it already.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:55:37 2016 No.14985718 >>14985625 And here I thought we got rid of you time ago. Kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:55:39 2016 No.14985719 >>14985649 Alice, double wide

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:56:44 2016 No.14985726 >>14985717 >daughteru stuff That explains it, I just skim over that stuff, does nothing for me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:58:02 2016 No.14985733 File: 947 KB, 4000x3880, 1398574568536.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14985718 It's like Bloody Mary, anon. Keep saying my name and I'm bound to appear!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:58:28 2016 No.14985735 >>14985709 I prefer human hands, but I'm in love with Basilisk's arms, so I will go with both.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:58:34 2016 No.14985736 What "guys" Do you all notice in the threads? Like people you can tell from their posts? Not those that announce themselves and own it like Gazer-fag.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:58:38 2016 No.14985737 >>14985680 That does keeps showing up though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:59:46 2016 No.14985741 File: 443 KB, 752x930, 1433488318438.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14985737 There's plenty of Mausposters.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:59:54 2016 No.14985745

>>14985709
Oh gosh, I can't decide. Vanilla is a good flavor, but I would also love squishy paw pads from one of the dog/wolf-like MGs to be wrapped around me. Having strong, draconic claws holding me in a protective embrace would also me nice.
Regardless, I'd like them all to be the same.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:00:28 2016 No.14985746 >>14985736 Same-Horse-Kingdom-post-every-thread guy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:01:01 2016 No.14985749 >>14985709 Is it bad that I want her to jerk me off with all of those?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:01:17 2016 No.14985750 >>14985625 >Have a pretty good idea who it was Do tell

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:02:11 2016 No.14985754 >>14985737 It's not as bad as it used to be. My current least favorite shitposting is the horse pussy kingdom nonsense and headpats.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:03:23 2016 No.14985759 >>14985649 Double wide

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:04:27 2016 No.14985761 >>14985741 He started the stupid shit though. The weird little cult around him back then confused me so much, goading on his shitposting and acting like he was a top tier writefag when he was really middle tier if anything.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:04:36 2016 No.14985762 >>14985649 Anubis with apple or petite.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:05:16 2016 No.14985764 >>14985761 >The weird little cult around him back then confused me so much, goading on his shitposting and acting like he was a top tier writefag when he was really middle tier if anything. I have no fucking clue what any of this refers to.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:06:06 2016 No.14985767 >>14985733 bob wants to fuck less' boypussy!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:08:02 2016 No.14985774 >>14985649 >Hellhound >Hourglass >Manticore >Apple >Kakuen >Muscle/Donk >Cheshire Cat >Badonk I have an addiction to smug and it's becoming a problem.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:08:34 2016 No.14985778 >>14985767 Do not!

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:10:12 2016 No.14985781

>>14985709
This reminds me of a silly idea I had for a Lich.
>Married to a Lich who's research is a little on the different side
>She has a collection of arms from monster girls who donated their bodies to science upon death
>Every day she removes one of her arms and grafts a spare arm to herself to give you a handjob
>She asks questions about texture, which speed the hand feels best at, which parts of the hand feel best and how it compares to similar hands
>Her goal is to find out the optimal handjob technique for each race and publish a book so that monsters can please their husbands to the best of their abilities

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:11:27 2016 No.14985784 >>14985774 >A problem wanting a smug girl to tease you with her body as she rides you raw >A problem wanting to turn the tables on them by making them get all mushy I see nothing wrong here, sir

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:11:29 2016 No.14985785 >>14985778 So you want less to fuck yours then? Put on a Cheshire wig and apply some facepaint for the scars and I'm sure he won't mind.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:12:52 2016 No.14985788 >>14985767 Homolust RP screencap is getting kinda famous in other sites now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:13:53 2016 No.14985790 >>14985781 Which sorts of arms would she do this "research" with?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:14:32 2016 No.14985792 >>14985788 I still have that on me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:14:58 2016 No.14985794 >>14985784 >A problem wanting to turn the tables on them by making them get all mushy Drop this line, and you're good.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:15:35 2016 No.14985795 >>14985785 But that's forbidden love

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:15:41 2016 No.14985796 >>14985788 It's not just lust; it's love, remember?

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:16:14 2016 No.14985799

>>14985784
No anon, you don't understand.
I want a smug harem.
I want to be dominated by smug monstergirls with fat asses for hours and hours as they ride me to the point of exhaustion and then bring me back to full strength with the help of a smug Holst.
I want to be buried in smug and not be able to turn my head without seeing a smug grin.
Just fucking throw me in a pit of smug monstergirls and leave me there because I'm fucking addicted to smug.
The smug squad, smug Holsts, smug Anubi, smug Khepri, smug Dragons, smug Vampires, smug Succubi and more, all lead by a Smug Lilim. Help me.
Also the captcha was eggs. How fitting.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:17:32 2016 No.14985801

>>14985736
Kejourou guy. Those Scylla and Kraken sides. The fat apophis bitchboy. Kherpi fan. Horsepussy kingdom spammer. Encouraging kikimora poster and "master what are you doing" poster. Dicklesskun. Bars who wants a monoeye dom. The guy(s) that likes spanking monkey butt. Good night guy. Various bitchboys. The guy that hates spiders and the one that hates undead. The sniffers. Pharaoh fucker. The alpfags. There's a lot I'm missing, I'll think of them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:17:36 2016 No.14985802 >>14985271 What do you think you're doing you mo-ron? That's it! I want 15 pussy lickings on the double recruit! What are you waiting for? Do you want me to make it 20 maggot?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:17:50 2016 No.14985803 >>14985790 Abubis, Yeti, Dragon, Jinko, Hellhound, Beelzebub, Ushi-Oni. You name it and she probably has it. Except Wight arms, Wights think they're above donating themselves to research and tend not to die too often.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:18:44 2016 No.14985806 >>14985784 >Hellhound >Manticore >Mushy

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:18:58 2016 No.14985807
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>>14985794
But half the appeal of smug girls is getting them all flustered by being affectionate, watching them go all doki-doki, and then taking them to bedroom for hours of gentle, passionate loving.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:19:36 2016 No.14985810 >>14985801 >Kejourou guy. Those Scylla and Kraken sides. The fat apophis bitchboy Kejourou guy is cool, and the other two don't shitpost at all on top of appearing here rarely. Maybe you're just being a bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:20:39 2016 No.14985814 >>14985803 Wouldn't most of those feel pretty similar? They're mostly just fluffy paws.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:21:01 2016 No.14985817 >>14985801 >Dicklesskun You honestly don't notice him unless he points himself out, don't pretend you do.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:22:06 2016 No.14985820 >>14985810 Pretty defensive, aren't you? How suspicious...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:22:14 2016 No.14985822 >>14985810 I'm just listing the guys I recognize. Most of them are good. >>14985817 Fair point.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:23:02 2016 No.14985825 >>14985820 I'm none of them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:23:05 2016 No.14985826 >>14985807 Says you. I want a smug monstergirl, not a moeblob wearing a smug mask. Don't say you want smug if you can't handle the banter.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:23:52 2016 No.14985827 >>14985825 It's ok, I don't expect you to confess right away.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:24:03 2016 No.14985829
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>>14985801
>Kherpi fan
Feels weird being mentioned/noticed, my biggest secret is that I'm not exclusively a Khepri guy but when so few people talk about them I guess it's easy to stand out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:24:45 2016 No.14985832 File: 96 KB, 778x818, 1437616463178.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Christian Bale wants you to pick a monster girl waifu for him, which one is it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:26:24 2016 No.14985836 >>14985801 >Good night guy. That's just Average signing off.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:26:46 2016 No.14985838 >>14985832 I tell Chris to do his own fucking research.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:27:04 2016 No.14985841 >>14985832 Shoggoth. She can check his dubs and dispose of the bodies.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:27:07 2016 No.14985842 >>14985832 I'll tell him to check this liliraune.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:27:15 2016 No.14985843 >>14985814 Different kinds of fur. She also has a few tentacles laying around to try giving tentacle jobs with.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:28:22 2016 No.14985848 >>14985832 Amazon with a weird mouth mask.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:29:58 2016 No.14985853 >>14985807 As long as she stays smug during the cuddlesex. Smug girls blushing is adorable.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:30:04 2016 No.14985854 >>14985848 You think the lewdness is your ally?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:31:39 2016 No.14985858 >>14985832 A nice Cheshire with an affinity for face paint and making things go boom.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:33:12 2016 No.14985864
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>>14985826
Hey, I like the idea of a Hellhound bouncing on my cock until I can't walk right as she talks down at me as much s the next guy. But every now and than, I like the idea of them breaking down, trying to stay smug as you have long hours of cuddlesex, telling her how beautiful she is.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:33:52 2016 No.14985866 >>14985843 What sorts of results do you think she'd get from each of those?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:35:40 2016 No.14985878 >>14985866 Climactic ones.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:38:23 2016 No.14985886 >>14985832 Big girl Ushi Oni

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:41:06 2016 No.14985896 >>14985832 A grizzled kunoichi who can't die and isn't anywhere near as memorable as >>14985848 or >>14985858.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:41:33 2016 No.14985898 >all these youngfags think Christian Bale is the best Batman

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:42:20 2016 No.14985902 >>14985814 Yeti fur has warm fluffy magic, Anubis fur has been through dry desert work, Jinko fur is thick like her muscles

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:42:37 2016 No.14985905 >>14985896 I don't think he'd take to her too well. Her daughteru, however...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:43:05 2016 No.14985906 >>14985902 So Yeti's the only one that would feel good?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:45:27 2016 No.14985914 >>14985898 There's nothing here which implies that. People are talking about Christian Bale, and he played Batman, hence the references. But I think you just want an excuse to talk about Adam West in skintight stockings, you goddamn homo.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:46:17 2016 No.14985919 >>14985914 >you goddamn homo. Hey, that is a baseless accusation.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:47:21 2016 No.14985922 >>14985906 The jinko fur is warm and thick enough to feel like it's squeezing you, without being rough. The anubis fur is lush and silky, but only if the lich continued to keep the arm well oiled with anubis butter after the owner's passing on.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:47:22 2016 No.14985923 >>14985914 Everyone knows Kevin Conroy is the best Batman anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:48:40 2016 No.14985931 >>14985919 Then it's right at home here in the Monstergirl Thread.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:48:52 2016 No.14985933 >>14985922 Huh. That does sound interesting. ...What about Dragon?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:54:28 2016 No.14985957 >>14985933 It'd probably feel firm, but padded. Let's just hope it doesn't start constantly shouting the word "Boost!" whenever the lich has it stitched to her body.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:56:11 2016 No.14985961 >>14985923 Kevin Conroy and Michael Keaton, imo. Ben Aflac and Christian Bale can go and stay go

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:57:33 2016 No.14985963 >>14985957 Actually, which monster girls would be utterly hopeless for even a lich to discover a good handjob technique for? The ones that'd be so awful at handling penises that not even the greatest researchers of monsterkind could salvage them?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 16:02:04 2016 No.14985977 >>14985961 Bullshit! Everyone knows George Clooney is the best batman!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 16:03:49 2016 No.14985983 >>14985963 The ones that don't have proper hands and the near mindless ones.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 16:04:13 2016 No.14985984

>>14985963
The physical arm of a living armour. I don't know if you've ever tried to jerk off while wearing a metal gauntlet, but it is not pleasant. Even if the palm side is just leather, it's still too rough, and the metal plates on the outside could still pinch horribly.
With a hand that is completely plate metal, it'd be awful.

A dryads's wooden arm wouldn't be pleasant, either. In fact, there'd be even more friction there than with metal. Not to mention the splinters.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 16:05:30 2016 No.14985986 >>14985984 What about, say, Gnome or Troll

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 16:05:50 2016 No.14985988 >>14985984 >The physical arm of a living armour. I don't know if you've ever tried to jerk off while wearing a metal gauntlet, but it is not pleasant. Have you?

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 16:11:01 2016 No.14986004
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>>14985986
A gnome using hands made of solid rock would probably not be great either, too. You'd probably want something like smooth, warm and wet clay in the case of a gnome giving you a handjob.

A troll is fine, if you don't mind getting jerked off by the hand of Andre the Giant who stuck his arm into a beehive.

>>14985988
Well, let's just say slimefucker and the guy in pic related aren't the only ones who've experimented.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 16:11:49 2016 No.14986007 >>14985984 You are underestimating the sensual touch of metal, if the Living Armor was gentle it could be a nice experience, although probably not something you'd want to do again

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 16:12:07 2016 No.14986010 >>14986004 >Well, let's just say slimefucker and the guy in pic related aren't the only ones who've experimented. Tell us more.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 16:13:08 2016 No.14986017 >>14986007 >Living Armor giving a gentle and ultra-careful handjob, without her face shifting even the slightest bit from her usual emotionless expression yes

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 16:17:44 2016 No.14986031 >>14986010 Half of my home is basically a workshop, and I've done work in the past making stuff for reenactments or costumes, as a sort of timesink. I'm not going to get into details, but I think you can put the pieces together.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 16:31:04 2016 No.14986066 File: 78 KB, 550x532, It's time.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 16:31:11 2016 No.14986068 Bouncing Basalisk Booty!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 16:32:14 2016 No.14986072 File: 162 KB, 800x1116, 30534922.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14986066 You called?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 16:33:08 2016 No.14986075 >>14986068 That's not how you start the alphabet. Begin with Adorable Anubis Ass, then the Basilisk Booty, then we can have something for C.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 16:33:56 2016 No.14986080 >>14986072 I don't know what looks more delicious - the oni, or the meat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 16:34:57 2016 No.14986083 >>14986075 Cute Chimera Caboose

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 16:35:08 2016 No.14986085 File: 47 KB, 669x479, Basilisk Belly.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14986068 Basilisks charm point seems to be their bellies. Plump Basilisk booty is okay too though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 16:35:54 2016 No.14986087 >>14986080 It's terrible, Hogstrong. We're almost out of MEAT

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 16:36:21 2016 No.14986092 >>14986083 Delicious Dryad Donks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 16:36:25 2016 No.14986093 >>14986085 But Big Basalisk Belly will bring trouble.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 16:38:51 2016 No.14986100 >>14986093 >>14986085 >Tubby Basilisk with a belly you can raspberry >Due to her other senses being heightened it makes her shudder and 'hyaa' more than applying navelingus to an Apophis

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 16:39:55 2016 No.14986105 File: 187 KB, 563x450, 1458926126393.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14986085 Just give me a Baslisk Christmas Cake already.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 16:40:25 2016 No.14986106 >>14986085 >>14986093 >>14986100 But Apophis is our tubby snake with a raspberryable belly We can't have her stealing her thunder!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 16:40:43 2016 No.14986108 >>14986092 Elegant Echidna End

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 16:41:45 2016 No.14986112 >>14986108 Fat Familiar Fanny.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 16:41:48 2016 No.14986113 >>14986100 Mmmmm, snake belly. >>14986106 Sorry but the new hotness seems to be overtaking the older snake.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 16:42:56 2016 No.14986114 >>14986113 I like the old flabby snake though! She's tried and true! not some passing fad!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 16:43:22 2016 No.14986116 >>14986112 Glorious Gazer Gluteus.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 16:45:46 2016 No.14986120

>>14986106
No screw you man, I'm going to pin a Basilisk down and blow raspberries on her stomach whether or not she likes it. Right after cornering her in the library and asking her to be my girlfriend, offering to hold hands if she's afraid of going too fast!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 16:46:37 2016 No.14986121 >>14986116 Holy Houri Hump

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 16:47:04 2016 No.14986122 >>14986116 Hefty Honeybee Hiney.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 16:49:25 2016 No.14986128

>>14986120
This can only end in 3 ways
She becomes an ahegaoing mess unable to defend herself from your assault
She loses consciousness from the sensory and emotional overload
She removes her mask and rapes you while holding your head and never breaking eye contact

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 16:49:42 2016 No.14986129
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>>14986105
>>14986085
I just want to grip a basilisk by her thin waist and tenderly pound into her as she holds onto my back with her smooth yet scaly claws, while her purple braids bounce on her modest chest, all before releasing my seed inside her womb for the first time after she removes her mask.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 16:51:32 2016 No.14986136 >>14986129 >Basilisk without her mask DELETE THIS

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 16:51:55 2016 No.14986137 >>14986120 >>14986128 >She loses consciousness from the sensory and emotional overload This would happen. You also gotta do some sort of Amagami SS type stuff and kiss the back of her neck or something.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 16:52:29 2016 No.14986139 >>14982854 Then what would you call it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 16:54:03 2016 No.14986147 File: 239 KB, 800x800, 1458790049669.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14986136 Is wearing glasses enough?

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 16:55:30 2016 No.14986152

>>14986128
>That third one
>Basilisk ripping off her mask and looking you straight in the eye, causing your pleasure receptors to go into overload as she coils herself around your lower half and forces you into her love tunnel
>Using her internal muscles to stroke and tug at your member for hours on end as she kisses you with her bifucarted tongue wrestles with yours
>She holds your head in place and presses her body into yours, making you feel like you've both melted together
>Keeps muttering and moaning "I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU" like some crazy yandere
>After your fifth ejaculation in the dead of night she finally uncoils from you, putting her clothes back on
>Tell her you're sorry for bullying her so much, but she was just too cute
>She's at least ten years your senior, a true Christmas Cake
'Tch, figures a young kid like you wouldn't understand women.'
>Hug her from behind, nuzzling your face into her neck
>Here a soft swishing noise as she starts to salivate and moan from the physical contact
>Her plumed tail end is standing upright and rattling like she's a dog
>Your wife is too cute

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 16:55:48 2016 No.14986153 >>14986121 Incomparable Inari Inners

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 16:56:25 2016 No.14986158 >>14986147 Sure. As long as their eyes are never seen.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 17:05:13 2016 No.14986176 File: 1.16 MB, 1500x1421, 55844526_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] First his dragon and now this catgirl, I swear Ordures is trying to make my dick explode with the thick thighs he draws.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 17:05:54 2016 No.14986178 >>14986153 Jiggly Jiang-shi ??? Killer Kunoichi Keister Lovely Lich Lumps Massive Mothman Muffins Nefarious Nightmare ???

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 17:07:16 2016 No.14986183 >>14986152 >She's at least ten years your senior, a true Christmas Cake My loins rise.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 17:08:22 2016 No.14986186 >>14986176 Holy shit that body.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 17:10:26 2016 No.14986191 >>14986178 Jiggly Jub's Jubs. Nefarious Nightmare Naughties.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 17:11:04 2016 No.14986192 >>14986176 Ordures is a literal dick destroyer. The fucking thighs, man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 17:17:29 2016 No.14986216 >>14986129 I want to paizuri a basilisk.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 17:18:04 2016 No.14986220 >>14986147 >Basilisk embarrassed because she's never shown someone her eyes >Wears more and more ridiculous eyewear as you try to coax her to take off each one

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 17:21:52 2016 No.14986238 >>14986191 Kolossal Kakuren Kiester

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 17:25:02 2016 No.14986251 >>14986238 We already got K, we're on O now. Oiled Orc Orbs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 17:26:09 2016 No.14986257 >>14986220 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STxVEmXRuU4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0R7N3aKHVM "When I say 'Secret Identity'..."

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 17:27:32 2016 No.14986263 >>14986251 Prodigious Pharoah Posterior

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 17:31:55 2016 No.14986278 >>14986263 Queenly Quetzalcoatl Quarters. I derserve a medal for getting past the "Q" hurdle.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 17:33:24 2016 No.14986284

>>14986191
>>14986251
>>14986263
That works.
Ovational Ogre Orbs
Perfect Pixie Port-O'-Anal-Entry
Questionable Quetz Kushion
Reputable Ryu Rump
Slick Sandworm Scuttlebutt
Titanic Titania Tushy
Unbelievable Undine Underside
Variable Vampire Vavoom
Wonderful Wight Wambam
No clue for X stuff

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 17:33:29 2016 No.14986285 >>14986278 Raunchy Raiju Rubbers

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 17:33:54 2016 No.14986287 >>14986285 Superb Scylla Sitter.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 17:36:06 2016 No.14986291 >>14986284 >>14986178 It's no fun when someone does more than one

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 17:36:36 2016 No.14986292 Who do I have to kill or maim for Diablo-sama smut

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 17:38:32 2016 No.14986296

>>14986284
X would need to be something with Xeno but I can't really think of any descriptive words that start with X

>>14986292
>Diablo-sama
>Muscled, red skinned demon woman that towers over you and doesn't take you to bed so much as she hoists you over her shoulder and carry you off while her minions get to work on everything.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 17:40:59 2016 No.14986302 >>14986296 What about a Xoltl wolfgirl? Actually, that's basically just a lightning hellhound god, more or less.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 17:42:26 2016 No.14986309 >>14986302 Could be but theres still the issue of the descriptor (Xtreme would be the nearest I can see) and a synonym for her rear.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 17:44:24 2016 No.14986313 >>14986309 We could always bullshit it and turn to other langauges. Let's put in the words "huge" and "ass" in Google Translate, and scroll through languages until something starting with "X" turns up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 17:45:01 2016 No.14986316 File: 106 KB, 1092x618, 1448309418048.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does anyone have a greentext or stories about pallie-chan getting cucked?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 17:46:58 2016 No.14986322 >>14986316 No. Go away.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 17:49:24 2016 No.14986327 >>14986316 I don't think so.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 17:49:26 2016 No.14986328 >>14986316 Paladin-Chan is for corrupting into a monstergirl and then loving tenderly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 17:51:15 2016 No.14986331 File: 239 KB, 424x600, 1430432069685.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] There's mice in my attic, I can hear them scurrying about. They're probably coming up with an elaborate plan to pilfer cheese from my fridge as I type this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 17:51:28 2016 No.14986333 >>14986296 I need it, man. I hunger for it like I hunger for pleasure toast.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 17:51:42 2016 No.14986334 >>14986328 >Paladin-Chan is for loving tenderly. ftfy

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 17:55:10 2016 No.14986343 File: 626 KB, 1920x1080, Raquna.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14986328 Paladin-Chan is for tender, non-monsterised love and protecting the smiles of humans and monstergirls alike.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 17:58:17 2016 No.14986354 >>14986343 How can she protect anyone's smile if she can't win a single waifu war?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 17:59:30 2016 No.14986358 >>14986354 ouch

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 17:59:40 2016 No.14986359 >>14986354 Very easily. She has lots of good guarding skills.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 18:01:00 2016 No.14986366 >>14986343 She's for having the man she loves being stolen away from her by a superior monstergirl.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 18:01:08 2016 No.14986367

>>14986322
>defamdomg an inferior human girl who want to ruin other's loving relationship
>>14986328
>>14986343
Pallie chan could have accept love but choose to dedicate her life to fighting for a extremely fanatical racist organization that ruins people's lives. She has to be punished.Her be a sub/pet to the man and monster girl would be hot though

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 18:03:34 2016 No.14986379 >>14986366 >>14986367 NTR-fags Ew.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 18:04:29 2016 No.14986385

>>14986358
Sometimes low blows are the only option anon.
How many new girls are there right now? I promised myself I wouldn't do another waifu war until we had 23 so it could be fresher.

>>14986359
Didn't save her in all those waifu wars she lost.
Paladin-chan isn't a very bright girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 18:06:04 2016 No.14986393 >>14986379 But she deserves to have her heart broken.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 18:06:10 2016 No.14986394 >>14986379 Why wouldn't you want a superior girl steal you from that boring non monster paladin?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 18:06:22 2016 No.14986396 >>14986385 >Implying the "waifu wars" mean anything They're trash which even an alp can win, and which exclude monsterigirls outside of the siths because "Muh hugbox"

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 18:08:41 2016 No.14986406 >>14986385 >I promised myself I wouldn't do another waifu war until we had 23 so it could be fresher. That's a shame. I thought they'd stopped for good.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 18:10:02 2016 No.14986410

>>14986396
I didn't include siths because they're furshit anon. Are you a fucking furry?
And the alp only won because the Dragon decided to be a fucking hero.

>>14986406
Hey to be fair, at the rate KC puts out girls there'll be at least a year between wars.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 18:11:45 2016 No.14986416 File: 249 KB, 700x655, 1436756142539.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14986410 never forget

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 18:13:02 2016 No.14986422 >>14986410 >outside of the siths Maybe practice that reading comprehension there, mate.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 18:14:59 2016 No.14986428
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>>14986331
>mice plan an elaborate scheme to steal my cheese
>some ocean's eleven shit
>they rapel to my fridge and open its door with a welder
>its empty
>they panic until I turn on the light, naked and holding the parmesan in my hand
>"you guys want some of this?"
>they nod, shocked
>smile as I spread the cheese on my dick
>"come get some"
>their faces when all went according to keikaku

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 18:15:23 2016 No.14986429

>>14986422
Oh whoops. My bad.
To be fair though, when I was doing the wars Matangos were at the peak of their shit-tierdom and Humpty Eggs are just garbage.
If people don't hate Matangos very much anymore I'd be open to letting them in despite my hate of them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 18:15:43 2016 No.14986430 File: 1.06 MB, 2100x1500, 1457030531471.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14986416 None of them were the same afterwards. We can only hope that they got their loving husbands after that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 18:16:33 2016 No.14986432 >>14986416 That one fucked me up man. Jinko killed all those waifus to get home to her family.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 18:17:11 2016 No.14986435 >>14986429 Just do every girl aside from the siths.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 18:17:58 2016 No.14986438 File: 356 KB, 685x933, Your cheese or your life!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14986428 Mice will do ANYTHING for cheese

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 18:18:29 2016 No.14986443 >>14986432 What? Was this picture connected to a green or something?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 18:19:40 2016 No.14986448 >>14986428 >Spreading parmesan Immersion ruined

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 18:19:48 2016 No.14986449 >>14986443 A Hunger Games simulator with monstergirls. Jinko killed everything and won.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 18:20:08 2016 No.14986454 >>14986438 >Dormouse waifus that insist on making cheese out of your milk

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 18:21:09 2016 No.14986457 >>14986429 >matangos >able to do anything but sit there and infect everything You're funny anon, listening to that other faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 18:21:23 2016 No.14986458 >>14986448 Have you never grated parmesan before? >>14986454 Mm, dickcheese.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 18:21:29 2016 No.14986460

>>14986443
Last year, mostly out of boredom, I used a Hunger Games simulator to run Waifu Wars, pitting various monstergirls and one paladin girl against each other to see who was the best.
In the second one, one of the contestants was a Jinko who just seemed to want to help people and generally didn't get into conflicts very often. During the tail end of the war she was still alive and had a picture of her family that she cried over.
She ended up having to kill to survive and won the war at the cost of her innocence and her smile.
And that was when I decided to never put a Jinko in the Waifu War again because holy shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 18:22:18 2016 No.14986464 >>14986458 >Have you never grated parmesan before? Do you not understand the difference between grate and spread?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 18:23:01 2016 No.14986466 >>14986460 Wow that is fucked up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 18:23:24 2016 No.14986469 >>14986460 O-oh...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 18:23:42 2016 No.14986473 >>14986464 You can spread grated parmesan. I think you're just taking the term a bit too pedantically.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 18:24:45 2016 No.14986475 >>14986466 >>14986469 It sounds more exciting than it was.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 18:26:38 2016 No.14986482 File: 572 KB, 900x900, monster-depressed-Cheshire.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14986430 Tired monster girls

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 18:27:01 2016 No.14986483 >>14986475 It was honestly more exciting live.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 18:27:31 2016 No.14986484 >>14986473 >having pre-grated parmesan in your fridge Nevermind. Now immersion is ruined for being such a cheese pleb. Never fear. Those maus will teach you everything you need to know.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 18:29:00 2016 No.14986490 >>14986484 What? I said nothing about pre-grated. Literally get a grater, a block of parmesan, and fucking grate that shit onto your dick. You're really going out of your way to disapoint these micegirls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 18:29:53 2016 No.14986496 >>14986475 It's a shame I wan't there.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 18:30:25 2016 No.14986500
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>>14986438
>Giving cheese to mice
Next thing you're going to do is give them some kind of magical rock to turn them into crack addicts who shoot lightning from their nips

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 18:32:05 2016 No.14986504 >>14986490 Then spread doesn't work as a verb in the original context. Come on, don't go so far out of your way to defend a little screwup I was just jokingly picking on.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 18:33:40 2016 No.14986508 >>14986500 Horned Rat get out you wannabe notgod

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 18:34:29 2016 No.14986512 >>14986504 It's too late Anon. You've set my autism engine into full overclock mode.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 18:35:16 2016 No.14986516 >>14986504 Come on, don't go so far out of your way to pick apart someone's post for no good reason.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 18:48:50 2016 No.14986551 Every monster can be improved by making them part-Devil or part-Demon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 18:49:22 2016 No.14986554 >>14986551 no

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 18:52:10 2016 No.14986563 >>14986551 >Accidentally read part-devil as pot devil Well, that was confusing

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 18:56:12 2016 No.14986581
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It is getting late Master, shouldn't you be heading to bed? Or is there perhaps something on your mind Master? Perhaps you should take some time to reflect on the past and future. It would do you good.

Just remember Master, there are people out there who count on you and support you. No one is alone in this world.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 18:56:41 2016 No.14986587 >>14986428 >parmesan >spreading Parmesan is a HARD cheese. You won't be getting much spreading action with that. You want a good soft cheese like Brie.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 18:57:12 2016 No.14986594 >>14986581 fuck you

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 18:57:32 2016 No.14986597 >>14986581 >It is getting late Master, shouldn't you be heading to bed? >4 in the afternoon Your time zone is objectively inferior to mine.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 18:57:44 2016 No.14986598 >>14986581 It's four in the afternoon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 18:58:02 2016 No.14986599 >>14986581 Thank you little kiki, It's going to be a long week taking care of this cat. Don't give her any milk rations, it's bad for feline digestion.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 18:58:26 2016 No.14986603 >>14986581 I just woke up 4 hours ago

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 18:58:32 2016 No.14986605 >>14986581 Late? Darling, it's only 4pm. I'm still not nearly done with work for the day. I wouldn't mind a cup of tea, though. That nice blend you made last time, the one with that odd spice, would be good right about now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:00:00 2016 No.14986616 >>14986581 >spoiler Silly kiki, plenty of people alone in this world, you just have to look.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:00:04 2016 No.14986617 >>14986581 Go away morally incorrect and genetically inferior timezone kiki.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:00:11 2016 No.14986618 >>14986587 Brie only spreads well while warm. I don't know about you, but I'm not putting hot cheese on my dick. The obvious choice is to use a made-to-spread cheese or just cut a hole in a block and wear it like a cheesy onahole.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:00:13 2016 No.14986619 >>14986603 How's Hawaii?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:00:33 2016 No.14986621 >>14986581 Fuck off kiki, this world is not worth the effort.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:00:45 2016 No.14986625 >>14986581 It's still mid day, and we have company over right now. I can't afford to rest.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:01:15 2016 No.14986630 >>14986619 Couldn't tell you. Not from there

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:02:10 2016 No.14986633 >>14986581 Please don't associate kikimoras with this repetitive RP shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:02:13 2016 No.14986635 >>14986630 Don't lie. I'm on to your shit, Kamehameha.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:09:26 2016 No.14986661 >>14986635 Anon, trust me. I'm not from there

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:11:16 2016 No.14986667 File: 137 KB, 679x959, 1454288456325.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14986581 >That spoiler >Completely inaccurate Ah...I guess I'll be leaving now...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:15:39 2016 No.14986684 Passionate Doll Painting

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:15:55 2016 No.14986686 Are ovipositors feminine penises?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:16:52 2016 No.14986693 >>14986581 I'm just up late because I don't need to go up tomorrow. That's all. I know I have friends who will help me, I just don't need help right now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:18:00 2016 No.14986695 >>14986686 No. Read the Wikipedia article on them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:18:05 2016 No.14986696 >>14986686 Pls no

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:18:37 2016 No.14986699 >>14986581 Why not join me in bed, you work too hard ad enjoy it when you get to cuddle with me. Plus it's a quiet night so why not join me in bed for a relaxing cuddlefest.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:19:21 2016 No.14986702 >>14986633 It's too late, faggots have been doing this kikimora RP shit for months now. I don't give a shit about it "ruining" them because she's barely a monster to begin with, She's just a particularly diligent maid with weird feet.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:21:19 2016 No.14986710 >>14986702 Then get an extremely lustful light-yan one.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:22:29 2016 No.14986714

>>14986702
>I don't give a shit about it "ruining" them because she's barely a monster to begin with, She's just a particularly diligent maid with weird feet.

I agree, but there's also the case of it shitting up the thread in general.
It's even worse than /ksg/.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:23:10 2016 No.14986719 >>14986702 I feel like KC should have emphasized her wolf and bird aspects a bit more. Not entirely sure how, though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:25:34 2016 No.14986730 >>14986719 By making her more wolf and bird-like. Considering her profile is literally just "fuckmaid: the girl" there's a hell of a lot you can do to actually make her design more monstergirlish. He only canine or avian traits are purely physical.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:26:18 2016 No.14986733 File: 182 KB, 1280x613, 1459049290476.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Speaking of maids, take your pick >1 of 2

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:26:20 2016 No.14986734 >>14986702 this so fucking tired of kikimoras

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:27:05 2016 No.14986741 >>14986733 All of them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:27:21 2016 No.14986743 File: 240 KB, 1280x677, 1459046352322.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14986733 >2 of 2

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:27:24 2016 No.14986744 >>14986733 Needs more armour. 0/10 would not fight alongside.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:27:34 2016 No.14986746 >>14986733 I'll go with c

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:27:47 2016 No.14986749 >>14986734 Sounds like a personal problem.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:28:10 2016 No.14986751 >>14986733 >>14986743 H.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:28:32 2016 No.14986754 File: 387 KB, 1055x1000, 2bb5d6bddda575df2e894b01858e29f5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14986733 >>14986743 >eu03 He draws some GOOD shit. Also D or G.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:28:42 2016 No.14986756 >>14986730 Maybe by giving her a mating season like the harpies and werewolves? The internal conflict would be interesting.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:28:51 2016 No.14986759 >>14986733 >>14986743 A or H

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:29:17 2016 No.14986761 >>14986743 E It's no fun if the possibility of rampant psychosis isn't there

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:29:20 2016 No.14986762 >>14986743 >>14986733 G She looks like she has some pudge.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:29:58 2016 No.14986765 I knew everyone here is bitter, but today I learned you are even more. Wonder if /mgt/ is above the average of 4chan, I'd say yes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:30:06 2016 No.14986768 File: 140 KB, 715x851, tmp_9628-2016-03-27 16.28.21-1025525155.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fix soon, loen please do well with school I need more miia

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:30:07 2016 No.14986769 >>14986733 >>14986743 D, A, E, F and G. What? He said "take your pick" not "pick one."

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:30:51 2016 No.14986775 >>14986733 >Well, clearly the wisest choice is the one with the ax- >>14986743 >Musclemaid >Tonfamaid Shit. Fuck. Uh. Uhm Tonfas. Yeah

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:30:52 2016 No.14986776 >>14986733 >>14986743 Gotta go with H.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:31:01 2016 No.14986778 >>14986733 >>14986743 Tough choices, but I'm gonna go with 'D' on this one. What can I say? I like the size disparity, and the giant freaking axe is nice too. Also, she's got one of the more genuinely happy smiles.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:31:27 2016 No.14986779 >>14986765 And whatever led you to that conclusion?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:31:56 2016 No.14986781 >>14986743 F F so much

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:32:44 2016 No.14986785 So why do people seem to hate .less and bob so much? I keep seeing their names brought up often. Did they call you furries or something?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:33:30 2016 No.14986790 >>14986733 >>14986743 C,E,F,G,H

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:33:36 2016 No.14986791 Tiny vampire lolis!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:33:38 2016 No.14986792 >>14986733 D. Do you really expect me to pass up an axe wielding oppai loli?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:33:49 2016 No.14986796 >>14986765 ¡Que te jodan!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:34:00 2016 No.14986797 >>14986785 >Welcome to another episode of "Newfag or Bait?" Love that show.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:34:25 2016 No.14986798 >>14986785 This shitstormy old bait, on Easter Sunday? You should be ashamed of yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:34:42 2016 No.14986799 >>14986733 >>14986743 A, F and H are best

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:35:07 2016 No.14986803 >>14986797 It's been on too recently, though. I'm getting sick of it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:35:25 2016 No.14986805 >>14986797 Considering the last two days, I'm going with bait.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:36:09 2016 No.14986808 >>14986803 True, not everyone is up for reruns.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:36:26 2016 No.14986809 >>14986765 You can go back to your site now, Bob.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:37:48 2016 No.14986818 >>14986805 I don't know anon, we're still on spring break for some people

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:38:46 2016 No.14986823

>>14986779
Numerous chances to see glimpses of anons life outside the internet, some conclusions when they start discussing something somewhat seriously and the apparent fuckload of daddy/mommy/whatever issues that you see sometimes.

You know I just never wondered at all until I saw the reactions to the usual kiki-posting, it just clicked now.

I'm bored out of my mind right now, like I think I wasn't this bored in the last 2 years, so my apologies.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:39:40 2016 No.14986829 >>14986743 I really don't want to choose but I'll go with H

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:39:52 2016 No.14986830 File: 51 KB, 721x395, Tips.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:40:22 2016 No.14986832 >>14986823 >and the apparent fuckload of daddy/mommy/whatever issues that you see sometimes. This is bad how? Normie out

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:40:44 2016 No.14986833 >>14986796 Eso me gustaria, mientras sea 2D.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:41:02 2016 No.14986835 >>14986823 >people get sick of things when they're repeated too often >therefore they are extra bitter Your science is bad. Take the assignment home and do it again.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:42:04 2016 No.14986837 >>14986832 Anon I didn't say it was bad, I'm also on that boat anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:45:14 2016 No.14986845 File: 57 KB, 500x500, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14986833

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:52:15 2016 No.14986869 >>14986845 Maybe someday, in some other place...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 20:00:39 2016 No.14986899 File: 231 KB, 1181x1748, 91d5401fb51acb18df918af7d0038567.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Colossal Canid Calcium Cannons

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 20:02:34 2016 No.14986905 >>14986823 So you're just getting uppity because anons are being vocal on their dislike for your favorite monster?

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 20:09:04 2016 No.14986924

>>14986835
>>14986905
I was going to let it die but just to be clear I pointed that the reaction to that, which indeed has been repeated to hell and back, made me think.

Now I associated it wrong like the first guy said? After thinking some more, yes I did so there. I'll just go and read something, see if I can be less retarded tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 20:11:36 2016 No.14986930 >>14986899 http://imgur.com/vEHXVsm Hot, hefty heavenly hellhound handfuls!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 20:12:21 2016 No.14986933 >>14986924 The kiki RP shit has been repeated far more than the comments wishing it would stop.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 20:14:27 2016 No.14986940 >>14986930 >You'll never be stalked by a Hellhound with a breastplay fetish God damn it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 20:14:36 2016 No.14986941 >>14986930 That's a clever way to hide the long neck. Also, those tits aren't large enough. >>14986933 This. That nigga should cut out the Kiki RPfaggotry.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 20:18:05 2016 No.14986947 File: 896 KB, 1000x914, 1449616084628.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14986905 I'd get uppity if people were saying mean things about my waifu but only plebeians who wish they had patrician taste hate on top-shelf Undead

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 20:18:22 2016 No.14986948 >>14986930 >>14986899 COuld be bigger.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 20:19:11 2016 No.14986952 >>14986899 Damn, I want a pair like that on a wurm

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 20:20:37 2016 No.14986959 File: 553 KB, 768x1024, 47570482_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14986948 We don't need to enter hyper territory anytime soon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 20:20:45 2016 No.14986960 File: 293 KB, 595x535, 54558939_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14986948 You're approaching dangerous levels there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 20:20:46 2016 No.14986961 >>14986743 G or H, leaning towards G for those tats.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 20:22:16 2016 No.14986968 >>14986899 I want to fuck those until they're absolutely covered in semen.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 20:23:14 2016 No.14986971 >>14986960 Bigger.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 20:23:35 2016 No.14986972 >>14986899 Momiji's massive, milky, marshmallow mammaries.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 20:24:17 2016 No.14986975 File: 1.02 MB, 850x1201, Sheep-Chan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Morning Anon! Let's do our best today!"

TheGrub !!ss0PdOvwoyr Sun Mar 27 20:24:41 2016 No.14986979
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For those of you who happen to be fans of cute lilims and collaborations, a little Easter present from myself and Maritan. Please enjoy the first chapter of our story, Lysella and The Mad King.

http://pastebin.com/TdJV2GhS

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 20:30:52 2016 No.14986993 >>14986959 I know, but we can go there eventually. >>14986960 Bigger.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 20:31:43 2016 No.14986995 >>14986975 >"Who are you?"

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 20:33:19 2016 No.14987000 I wanna pump my Wurm so full of Mega Holst milk that she can't fit through her cave entrance anymore because of dem tiddies!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 20:35:23 2016 No.14987008 >>14986979 >Sir Bearington It was okay I guess.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 20:35:39 2016 No.14987010 >>14987000 Her breasts would just carve a bust-shaped tunnel through whatever entrance she tried to squeeze through.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 20:36:17 2016 No.14987012 >>14986995 Your friendly Weresheep neighbor who helps you with your farm. Who else?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 20:36:30 2016 No.14987014 >>14987000 But Anon! Then she's going to dig herself a bigger entrance! She also won't be able to hug you due to her chest size.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 20:38:21 2016 No.14987019 >>14987010 That doesn't mean she fits, though! >>14987014 If hugging over doesn't work, I'll go between.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 20:39:19 2016 No.14987023 File: 61 KB, 630x785, mofumofuuun.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14986975 That's one fluffy sheep

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 20:39:43 2016 No.14987027 >>14987000 That's cruel Anon!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 20:41:35 2016 No.14987034 >>14987019 She'll make herself fit. Wurms are the drills that defy common sense.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 20:43:20 2016 No.14987038 >>14987012 But I don't own a farm, I live in a small town.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 20:48:26 2016 No.14987049 >>14987019 But then she's just going to have you sandwitched between her breasts! She can't hug you like that!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 20:50:07 2016 No.14987057 >>14987027 Then why does it make her giggle?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 20:53:10 2016 No.14987065 >>14987049 Why not?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 20:54:06 2016 No.14987069 File: 457 KB, 636x900, 48260030_p1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 20:55:01 2016 No.14987072 >>14987057 Because it makes her all tingly. >>14987065 Her arms can't fit around her breasts.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 20:56:25 2016 No.14987076 >>14987072 She could hug over them

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 20:57:06 2016 No.14987080 File: 243 KB, 900x800, 1385935214394.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14987069 This is what a diet of sake and fried tofu does to your fox!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 20:58:05 2016 No.14987083 >>14987076 True, she'd be able to get his head then. >>14987080 Guess I need to double that foxes diet then.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 20:59:40 2016 No.14987088 >>14987080 I want to use that fox as a floatation device when we go swimming.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 21:05:51 2016 No.14987104 >>14986152 >magic eye hypno snek https://media.giphy.com/media/ESqOZQwVumzL2/giphy.gif

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 21:06:25 2016 No.14987106 >>14987080 A flabby fox for fondling! More fried tofu and sake, stat!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 21:08:02 2016 No.14987110 >>14987104 The Jungle Book sure gave a lot of people that fetish, if you look in the right places. That said, I'm disappointed at the lack of lamia hypnosis here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 21:12:03 2016 No.14987118 >>14987076 I want to eat her mofu!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 21:14:26 2016 No.14987129 File: 604 KB, 1280x1345, tumblr_o14j0eVJzm1re14vqo9_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14987110 I feel that these threads could benefit without the presence of hypnosis.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 21:15:28 2016 No.14987133
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>>14987080
>>14987106
>>14987118

You fools do know how hard she really works. Nor of removing all the speech bubbles that tend to wallpaper the sides of manga pages.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 21:16:25 2016 No.14987136 >>14987129 Many monstergirls already do it/are capable of doing it, though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 21:16:47 2016 No.14987137 >>14987133 I do, that's why I'm going to spoil her with lots of fried tofu and Sake

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 21:18:46 2016 No.14987140 >>14987136 They don't pull that weird fruit-loop sclera shit either.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 21:19:31 2016 No.14987142

>>14987129
An apophis tries this with her crush with insecurities

>you are loved
>people care about you
>your dreams don't have to be mere delusions
>and your fetish is large women
>when I snap my fingers, you will have these thoughts deep in your mind

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 21:21:41 2016 No.14987151 >>14987140 I've seen a whole bunch of pictures where they do. Very little (if any) MGE pictures though, so hey.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 21:22:45 2016 No.14987155 >>14987142 That actually sounds pretty nice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 21:23:06 2016 No.14987156 >>14987142 >Consensual hypnosis done for the receiver's benefit and pleasure This is my fetish.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 21:26:56 2016 No.14987168

>>14985736
Alp is the easiest.
Bob he's been testing the waters for something like a week already, this is just the first time he's come out openly
Cliff-jumper. He's that shitposter who was getting banned weekly a while back but doesn't come here as often any more. He still comes though. He looks for any chance he can find to voice his disapproval of Hellhounds, femdom, ss, and half a dozen other things, and for a while he was telling anyone who disagreed with him to jump off a bridge or cliff. He's the guy we got a screenshot of playing both sides of the dom shitposting.
A couple other regulars but I don't know who they are, just recognize their posts.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 21:27:51 2016 No.14987171

>>14987151
>>14987155
>>14987156

This hypnosis thing reminds me of what KC mentioned about Mindflayers and them being "marital aids":

>For example, if requested by another couple, she can give the husband the memory that “he himself is an orc (from the era of the former demon lords) “ and she can give the monster girl the memory that “she herself is a human knight”. This does aid in having realistic play that isn't acting, and stuff like that...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 21:28:28 2016 No.14987174 >>14987168 But Bob loves writing femdom stories. Why would he post about hating them?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 21:30:22 2016 No.14987182 >>14987142 I appreciate the effort but she can't hypnotize that cheesecake she had for dinner away, or the flabby belly that comes with it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 21:31:59 2016 No.14987192 >>14987168 Stalker-kun no stalking

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 21:32:07 2016 No.14987194 >>14986733 >>14986743 A E F

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 21:32:32 2016 No.14987198 >>14987168 I think "cliffjumper" has a long term ban or something. It's unlikely someone that autistic would just randomly leave one day. That said, I hope he's gone for good. Notice how few shitstorms/sub v dom things we have lately?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 21:33:21 2016 No.14987203 >>14987174 Oh, ignore this post. I lack reading comprehension.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 21:33:30 2016 No.14987205 >>14987182 She's trying really hard to lose weight, really she is

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 21:34:22 2016 No.14987207 File: 410 KB, 512x724, Alterlancer4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Underboob.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 21:34:53 2016 No.14987209 >>14987207 Still looks like a penis.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 21:35:28 2016 No.14987210 >>14986979 Oh hey, you're alive

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 21:35:37 2016 No.14987211 >>14987205 If she's trying to lose it she wouldn't be trying to hypnotize it as normal.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 21:36:24 2016 No.14987213 >>14987209 Found the Alp

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 21:36:25 2016 No.14987214 >>14987209 It's more like the way Raita draws his tits than anything.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 21:36:35 2016 No.14987215 >>14987209 Anon if get the idea of a penis when looking at a body that doesn't even have a penis tipped shaped crotch to match the ball boovs, you might be an Alp.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 21:37:07 2016 No.14987220 >>14987142 Oh goodness. That would be incredibly nice. And something I could really use.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 21:38:31 2016 No.14987222 File: 82 KB, 239x277, BIG AND STRONG.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14987215 >>14987214 >>14987213 BIG AND STRONG

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 21:38:54 2016 No.14987223 >>14987209 >>14987213 >>14987214 >>14987215 Anyone have that post collage about that one anon who claimed getting that getting a woman's lips were like two penises side by side?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 21:39:02 2016 No.14987225 >>14987209 Jesus Christ this has to be the most obvious Alp post

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 21:40:40 2016 No.14987235

>>14987171
Say what you will about mindflayers, but I love that feature about them.
I can't see myself actually being able to role play well, but if me and my favourite monstergirl could both be temporarily hypnotised/mindflayed into some blissful, illusionary world together, I'd be downright jumping at the opportunity.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 21:42:59 2016 No.14987242 >>14987198 I'm almost certain he was here a few days ago. You're right though, he is here only rarely now, far less than he used to be. I think he just lost interest in us.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 21:43:57 2016 No.14987249 >>14987008 Yeah, a funny little reference we threw in. >>14987210 Alive and kicking, my friend.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 21:45:25 2016 No.14987251 >>14987168 >spoiler I remember somebody arguing bob was a good writer recently, after the subject came up due to laska spam. It makes sense now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 21:45:41 2016 No.14987252 File: 203 KB, 480x678, 46457330_p12_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw no vampire onee-san/adoptive mom/childhood friend/arranged marriage misstress

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 21:48:36 2016 No.14987264 >>14987222 Wait, this is what you were saying looks like a penis? Those other guys were right, found the alp >>14987252 It hurts.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 21:48:47 2016 No.14987265 File: 602 KB, 318x240, 1454811137297.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14987251 You can't deny Bob knows a thing or two about prose, but the content matter leaves something wanting.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 21:50:20 2016 No.14987271 >>14987265 bob go and stay go

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 21:51:25 2016 No.14987278 >>14987265 Go away, Bob

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 21:52:12 2016 No.14987286 >>14987271 I'm not Bob, I'm just a guy disappointed in his life choices.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 21:52:58 2016 No.14987290 >>14987265 >Bob knows prose guy You've been quite busy lately.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 21:54:17 2016 No.14987299 File: 2.74 MB, 1754x2481, Bunnygoat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Draenei count, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 21:57:05 2016 No.14987312 >>14987299 They teeter waaay to deep into /d/ territory for my tastes. That, and Warcraft a shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 21:58:07 2016 No.14987316 >>14987299 Unless it's Dr. Graevling's slut Draenei and they have horse cocks, sure. Space goats a qt.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 21:58:39 2016 No.14987318 >>14987299 One of the most sexual fantasy races in existence. Too bad there's no Japanese fanbase for them. Some of the western art is alright, but you gotta sift through a pile of horse-cock to find it.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 21:58:43 2016 No.14987319

>>14987290
Believe it or not, it is possible to dislike something and still see technical proficiency in it.
I outright hated reading His Dark Materials, but I am still say that Philip Pullman is a good writer.

But what am I saying. This is the Monstergirl Thread. The concept of subjective opinion and reasonable reaction is alien to this place.

inb4 implying that I'm supporting Bob. I'm not. All the stories I've read of his rub me the wrong way immensely. Especially the Big Bad Wolf. I hate it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 21:58:44 2016 No.14987320 >>14987312 Not all draenei are horse-cocked futas, anon. /d/ just wants you to think that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:00:11 2016 No.14987324 >>14987312 >>14987318 Why is there so much futa art of them? I'm guessing they're not canonically futa, or hermaphroditic or anything like that. So why so much futa?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:00:43 2016 No.14987325 >>14987320 Even then, as >>14987318 said there's not much in ways of good art for them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:01:00 2016 No.14987327 >>14987324 Probably just the nature of western art.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:02:07 2016 No.14987332 >>14987299 In the same way Ropers do i.e. they do but are still shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:03:00 2016 No.14987337 >>14987299 Technically yes, but it's all /d/tier shit and western art so I'd rather not see them here.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:03:07 2016 No.14987339
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>>14987324
It's because the WoW community on Moon Guard are a bunch of faggots (Not unlike TFT, mind!) who corrupt everything they touch into the weird sexual fantasies they desire. I've literally seen people RP'ing on that server as futanari Worgen females with a penchant for raping Moonkins.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:03:42 2016 No.14987340 >>14987327 More like the nature of furries with deep pockets.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:05:10 2016 No.14987348

>>14987319
Thing is, Bob's prose isn't good. It's average. He looks good compared to the garbage he surrounds himself with, but comparing him to the 20 or so other people in my intro to creative writing class, he's right in the middle of the pack. And passable prose is only a part of what makes a good writer. More important is the ability to develop and execute a plot, and bob is shit at that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:06:10 2016 No.14987352 File: 384 KB, 869x1199, 1459130770858.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well being reminded about the shit-tier WoW community is great and all but Liches

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:06:47 2016 No.14987355 >>14987352 why is that man crying?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:07:21 2016 No.14987357 >>14987355 Tears of joy obviously.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:07:44 2016 No.14987361 >>14987340 Google the furry map, it shows the majority of furry hubs, I don't have the words. http://mashable.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Screen-Shot-2015-03-09-at-10.01.54-AM.png http://i.imgur.com/ifDPSce.jpg Purge! Purge Everything!!!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:07:45 2016 No.14987362 Uh oh Anon, you've been a group of oppai loli X where X is monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:randomincategory/mamono How do you handle the situation?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:07:49 2016 No.14987363 >>14987355 Tears of happiness from having such a perfect wife.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:08:44 2016 No.14987368 >>14987361 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0 >All those furries in my native VA/DC area Just fucking Exterminatus me already.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:08:45 2016 No.14987369 >>14987361 >furry hubs happen to coincide with major population centers truly unexpected

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:08:45 2016 No.14987370 >>14987355 From having someone who loves him for who he is, not what they wish for them to be.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:08:47 2016 No.14987371 >>14987355 He found happiness. I'd also cry if I were on the same position with a vampire or apophis.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:08:50 2016 No.14987372 >>14987355 Tears of bliss.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:08:55 2016 No.14987373 >>14987361 God dammit west TN you had one job. >>14987355 Tears of joy and simultaneous despair. For he is but a bookstand, but he is HER bookstand.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:09:07 2016 No.14987375 >>14987362 I don't think I've ever been anyone or anything except me, let a lone a group of oppai lolis. I think I would've remembered that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:09:48 2016 No.14987379 >>14985761 >middle tier Is it sad I take that as a compliment?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:10:28 2016 No.14987384 >>14987324 They're not, it's just our lovely furry cock-lust communities acting out like always. Spacegoats probably appeal to them because they're bipedal ungulates which allows them to indulge in multiple haram fetishes at once.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:11:40 2016 No.14987387 >>14987361 >that ocean of furfags that saturate Ohio Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:12:41 2016 No.14987395 >>14987369 It's almost as if you'll find more people in places where people live. Shocking!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:12:48 2016 No.14987396 >>14987355 Because the Lich isn't real, just a figment of his imagination.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:13:29 2016 No.14987398 >>14987361 >Midwest is soaked in furries Further reinforcing my need to get out of here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:13:57 2016 No.14987400 >>14987396 >tfw you will never even hallucinate your perfect monstergirl wife

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:14:27 2016 No.14987401 >>14987375 Uh oh anon, The original anon had a stroke. The real question was asking what you would do after being accosted by a pack of wandering oppai loli X where X is monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:randomincategory/mamono

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:14:30 2016 No.14987402 File: 58 KB, 450x273, 1446684960845.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14987396 Anon PLS

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:16:49 2016 No.14987409 >>14987401 >Oppai loli hellhounds I'm going to fuck the milk out of their tits and soak them in so much cum they'll look white by the time I'm done.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:17:04 2016 No.14987411 >>14987401 >Gazer_Valentine Well alright then

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:17:21 2016 No.14987415 >>14987401 >Oni Those chubby little drunks are getting teased.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:17:43 2016 No.14987418 >>14987405 >No furries on Hawaii Well, I know where I should live if I migrate to Murica.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:18:00 2016 No.14987419 >>14987401 >Orc Guess that makes me the Big Bad Wolf to those little piggies

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:18:19 2016 No.14987420 >>14987401 >Oppai loli red slimes But I don't want to commit to these.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:18:45 2016 No.14987421 >>14987409 Wow fuck you I got Beelzebub Which means I'M fucked

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:20:46 2016 No.14987424

>>14987409
But they aren't lactating....

>>14987411
Guess you've got a bunch of oppai loli gazers dressed up for valenties day.

>>14987415
Don't tease them too much, they'll take it out on you
And it's a healthy amount of pudge, they don't have beer bellies...well, most of them don't

>>14987419
Will you huff, puff, and blow their minds out with sex?

>>14987420
But they want you oniichan!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:21:12 2016 No.14987425 >>14987396 Arguably, nothing is real. I think there was a Mark Twain story to that effect.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:21:13 2016 No.14987426 >>14987401 >Oppai Loli Medusa I can make do with that since oppai loli Lamias aren't impossible.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:21:21 2016 No.14987427 >>14987401 >Sea Bishop All worship the clergy of Shortstacks! You can pray AND receive standing paizuris at the same time!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:21:26 2016 No.14987428 >>14987401 >Oppai loli alps So many titties to slap.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:21:47 2016 No.14987429

>>14987401
>Deruella
So Lilims?
Did Deruella chug a few doppelganger potions and transform into an Oppai Loli to hunt me down?
She didn't have to do that, I would've said yes to her in her original form too. No reason I can't give her all the paizuri she'd want though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:22:09 2016 No.14987430 >>14987355 He is having nightmares while she is trying to find a way to stop him from having it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:22:38 2016 No.14987433 >>14987401 >oppai loli OGRES Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:22:53 2016 No.14987435 >>14987424 >But they want you oniichan! Stop, I can't handle adorable things!

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:23:19 2016 No.14987436

>>14987426
But they'll wrap around you and demand that you look into their eyes and be tsun.

>>14987427
But all those tablets are heavy!

>>14987428
Yep.
Just watch out for their siren songs of Kyaa

>>14987429
More like all the hers..

>>14987433
You aren't the sharpest tool in the shed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:24:13 2016 No.14987437 >>14987424 >But they aren't lactating.... Not with that attitude. I'll impregnate them all so hard they'll have no choice but to start lactating on the spot. They can't accost me if I get them to dom me first.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:24:18 2016 No.14987438 >>14987401 >oppai loli kikimora I can make them a deal - clean my house and they'll get a husbando.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:24:20 2016 No.14987439 >>14987435 Well too bad! They're going to cheek rub you and hug you! Don't make them force even more of their goo into their chest because they think you find them too small.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:26:01 2016 No.14987444 >>14987439 If they plump up those hips and rump to match, and get me some manticore venom, we'll be all set.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:26:09 2016 No.14987445 >>14987437 But then you're going to have bunch of lactating oppai loli hellhounds that have pups on the way. >>14987438 You'll be the husbando right?

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:26:17 2016 No.14987447

>>14987436
>More like all the hers..
Well they're her doppelgangers right? So they're all her.
And after the Oppai Loli transformation wears off I'll fuck all of her in her normal body too!
I'll eat a few raging mushrooms even though I hate mushrooms and wash it down with a glass of Holstaur milk so I can give her a fun night!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:27:57 2016 No.14987451 >>14987424 As often as it takes, even if I end up cracking a rib from all the blowing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:28:05 2016 No.14987452 >>14987445 None of them are my waifu though. At least until I lose my sanity. I'm cruel just like that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:28:34 2016 No.14987456 File: 279 KB, 992x1024, 1446613149644.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14987445 >Hellpups Not seeing a problem

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:28:41 2016 No.14987457 File: 1.23 MB, 823x1200, 1428487290647.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14987429 >Deruella using magic to give herself a Hobgoblin-tier body I wanna see it.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:30:27 2016 No.14987463

>>14987444
They can do that.
They'll just keep a few close to watch you while they get the venom.

As for the hips....Be sure to give them lots and lots of stuff oniichan. They'll need quite a bit to get them to the right size.

>>14987447
Please!
You'll make her ahego at this rate!

>>14987451
Well, I think you just got elected warchief.

>>14987452
Oh Anon.
They'll just have to show you how good they can be.

>>14987456
But these hellpups will look like their mothers in just a few short years!
how can you hope to tell them apart?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:30:47 2016 No.14987466 Someone reccomend me a good anime from 99-07 no obvious shit like Lain or Haruhi. I'm bored and need new avenues for finding shows I haven't watched yet.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:31:52 2016 No.14987471

>>14987445
Anon, I think you underestimate my love for lolis, oppai lolis, and hellhounds.
I think you think maybe I don't know what I'm getting into with this. I think you think that, given the opportunity, I WON'T actually cumflate those hellhounds until each one is filled with warm, bubbling cum inside their wombs.
And I think you think I'm not going to take loving responsibility for each and every miracle-of-life hellhound child that they give birth to.

Well, you'd be wrong on all accounts.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:32:48 2016 No.14987473 >>14987457 >Holding your arm out and being able to stop her in her tracks >Only to make Hobgoblin-uella windmill fruitlessly

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:33:17 2016 No.14987475 File: 218 KB, 500x625, 1457456987242.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14987471 Good taste Anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:33:25 2016 No.14987476 >>14987471 Ok, just be careful, that's a lot of wan to take care of . >>14987473 >All the chest >none of the strength

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:35:06 2016 No.14987482

>>14987401
>a pack of oppai loli arch imps
Oh FUCK. Time to fruitlessly coward in a corner!
Seriously, Arch Imps are scary. A ton of power, while being unaware of the fact that they have that power, along with being unaware of when they actually use it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:36:19 2016 No.14987485 >>14987482 Then they're just going to tease you and put their chests in your face while they giggle!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:38:45 2016 No.14987490 >>14987401 >Oppai Loli Jiangshi I don't know what I would do.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:39:05 2016 No.14987491 >>14987482 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It%27s_a_Good_Life_(The_Twilight_Zone) So this, but with monstergirls. Don't turn down their sexual demands, or they'll turn you into a helpless, eternally conscious dick-in-the-box.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:40:44 2016 No.14987495 >>14987490 Get good at massages.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:43:06 2016 No.14987504 >>14987491 >Not making a Wish It Into The Cornfield crack when you make that reference You had one job, anon.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:44:36 2016 No.14987507

>>14987457
>She'll use her Oppai Loli form to sneak under your covers and wake you up with a titfuck
Damn man, Deruella might be the queen of waifus for me.

>>14987463
>You'll make her ahego at this rate!
You act like a harem of ahegaoing Deruellas isn't my plan.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:45:15 2016 No.14987511 >>14987504 The jack-in-the-box transformation was easier to turn into a sex joke.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:45:46 2016 No.14987514 File: 483 KB, 1200x1600, 1458276373134.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Teeny maid!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:47:30 2016 No.14987519 >>14987507 But then they're all going to be laying on you with satisfied smiles!

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:51:25 2016 No.14987528

>>14987519
Anon, cuddling with a wonderful girl like Deruella after fucking a harem of her senseless for a full night and passing out balls deep in her sounds like heaven to me.
How long can Raging Mushrooms keep you going? Would eating like five of them and washing it down with Holst Milk let you go for days? Because imagine fucking your waifu for days straight.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:53:13 2016 No.14987535 >>14987528 Anon, you may want to dial it down lest thoses druellas end up cumflated.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:53:17 2016 No.14987536 File: 1.20 MB, 1200x1694, 21485963765.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to be stung by a jellyfish.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:54:09 2016 No.14987541 >>14987528 >Trying to outfuck Deruella That's a quick way to sex that lasts until the heat death of the universe. Because she will never refuse another round, ever.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:54:31 2016 No.14987544 File: 57 KB, 550x550, 1458463961064.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14987536 No you really don't. If you think that getting stung by a jellyfish is pleasurable you're an even bigger masochist than me. MOMONOMONO or not.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:55:35 2016 No.14987547 >>14987544 I got stung by a jellyfish once and it was super shit for like 2 weeks. 0/10, would never recommend.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:56:13 2016 No.14987549 >>14987514 Is that supposed to be an Elin, or some thick thighed catgirl?

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:56:46 2016 No.14987553

>>14987491
Oh god, that's horrifying. I think I would rather throw myself at an Ushi-Oni and have every bone in my body broken as a result.

>>14987485
But in any case, I think I would need some help from a Manticore or Humpty-Egg, because I cannot possibly hope to satisfy then all in one go otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:58:02 2016 No.14987560 >>14987549 It could be an Elin, yes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:59:04 2016 No.14987563 >>14987547 Now just go by >>14987536's fantasy and put yourself in the shoes of that one chick from the movie Sphere. Jellyfish girls fucking EVERYWHERE.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 23:01:48 2016 No.14987575 >>14987536 You'll be hard as a rock for the rest of your life. Which won't be too long.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 23:03:01 2016 No.14987579 >>14987553 Well, they're tiny so that goes a long way to helping.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 23:03:05 2016 No.14987580 Would your Monster Waifu betray you for 30 pieces of silver? In modern conversation rates that's only $250, with a margin of error of about $100.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 23:08:43 2016 No.14987595 >>14987580 No.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 23:08:47 2016 No.14987596 >>14987401 I got this. http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Family_Index ....I'm not quite sure what this means but I'm afraid.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 23:09:55 2016 No.14987602 >>14987596 Looks like you'll be having one of everything. Good luck.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 23:10:52 2016 No.14987606 >>14987580 >Waifu-ing a Tanuki For what purpose?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 23:10:58 2016 No.14987607 >>14987536 I want to fuck a sea slime until her transparent body turns milky white.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 23:11:56 2016 No.14987612 >>14987535 You can't get cumflated if you're pregnant. Also that's not how vaginas work. If anything she'd just be overflowing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 23:12:12 2016 No.14987613 >>14987580 Why would she betray her test subject? That's a waste of a perfectly good bedtime cuddling teddy bear experimental material.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 23:12:34 2016 No.14987615
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>>14987595
That's good. I like the fact Monster Girls are loyal.

Think, in a world with Monster Girls Jesus wouldn't have been betrayed and killed. Then again, in a world with Monster Girls they probably would've listened to God and not have eaten from the Tree of Knowledge.

Why are Monster Girls so perfect?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 23:14:40 2016 No.14987619 >>14987541 I don't want to outfuck her, I just want to leave her satisfied. Even if that means I have to eat another raging mushroom to keep going until she's ahegaoing and her eyes have heart pupils.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 23:15:18 2016 No.14987621 Slimes are terrible.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 23:16:17 2016 No.14987628 >>14987580 She is a dragon, but she would never do that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 23:16:25 2016 No.14987629 >>14987621 You're terrible. Slimes of every kind are perfect.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 23:16:44 2016 No.14987632

>>14987606
Honestly, a good Tanuki would find a way to get the silver and then swindle the person out of even more money while staying loyal to you.
Anyone trying to imply that a good Tanuki loves money more than the husband she dedicated so many resources to getting is going to get fucking destroyed financially.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 23:17:27 2016 No.14987636 >>14987580 If she put some effort into it she could make that in a fucking day.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 23:18:01 2016 No.14987640 >>14987615 >Why are Monster Girls so perfect? Because that's the whole point. Mamaobama serves the same purpose.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 23:19:24 2016 No.14987645 >>14987553 A raging mushroom omelette made using humpty eggs sounds like a pretty great idea. I want one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 23:19:51 2016 No.14987647 >>14986733 >>14986743 B, E or H.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 23:24:14 2016 No.14987665 File: 165 KB, 960x540, 0029.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14987606 Why would you say no to a tanuki?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 23:29:50 2016 No.14987677 >>14987615 >Lap pillow while draping her tail over me Yes. My fetish.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 23:31:20 2016 No.14987685 >>14987665 Two words: Price Inflation.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 23:33:41 2016 No.14987692 >>14987632 >a good Tanuki Great one Anon, ha ha haaaaa. >>14987665 They don't hold a monopoly on humans with fluffy tails/animal ears. Much better alternatives out there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 23:37:19 2016 No.14987699 >>14987580 Yeah, probably.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 23:42:03 2016 No.14987713 >>14987699 This is why you don't date cancers. Stingy burger joint owning old women.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 23:42:58 2016 No.14987715 >>14987692 But they have money!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 23:43:01 2016 No.14987716 >>14987713 What? But she ain't cheap!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 23:43:27 2016 No.14987717 >>14987665 To initiate the haggling, obviously. It's their favorite form of foreplay.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 23:46:01 2016 No.14987724 Tanukis - the chinese jews of the monster girl realm.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 23:48:15 2016 No.14987735 >>14987724 Who's the western jew?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 23:49:08 2016 No.14987737 File: 311 KB, 1280x1245, tumblr_nsg2dinVyP1rl0xtno1_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14987724 Tanuki are okay.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 23:49:09 2016 No.14987738 >>14987735 Actual Jews.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 23:51:05 2016 No.14987747 >>14987738 But how do you make them a monster girl?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 23:51:15 2016 No.14987749 >>14987724 >Chinese Japanese. Tanukis are Japanese.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 23:51:56 2016 No.14987755 >>14987738 Woah buddy, sounds like someone forgot the 6,000,000. Not cool man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 23:52:20 2016 No.14987756 >>14987724 >Chinese Tanukis are a fucking Japanese animal you schlomo

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 23:54:45 2016 No.14987771 >>14987749 >>14987756 >the joke >your head You don't say. Do I have to explain the joke that chinese and jewish people are two of the most money-centric ethnicities on planet Earth?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 23:56:09 2016 No.14987778 >>14987756 Next you're gonna tell us anime isn't chinese cartoons.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 00:01:16 2016 No.14987797 You wouldn't let a wolf breastfeed your children, would you? You wouldn't let a wolf breastfeed you, would you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 00:02:18 2016 No.14987798 File: 79 KB, 550x719, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14987797

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 00:04:20 2016 No.14987804 >>14987797 Yes. No.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 00:04:43 2016 No.14987805 >>14987797 Maybe. I don't know.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 00:05:44 2016 No.14987806 >>14987805 Could you repeat that question

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 00:05:55 2016 No.14987807 File: 283 KB, 800x1236, 1445172528640.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14987797 >>14987798 Only if the milk tastes good and she's kuu/yandere. That, and she stares into my soul whilst while.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 00:08:33 2016 No.14987820 File: 236 KB, 498x753, 011.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14987797 I would breastfeed from Hathor so my seed is infused the the essence of health and modifies the bodies of all who imbibe it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 00:08:58 2016 No.14987822 >>14987807 This. A thousand times this. Your yandere wolfu stares into your eyes, whispering a mantra of 'I love you' over and over while holding you in a nursing handjob. You cannot break free, though why would you try?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 00:09:40 2016 No.14987823 File: 154 KB, 1024x1304, 1449148135208.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14987797 Fuck no! Me and mine are going to be raised on a steady diet of minotaur milk!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 00:09:42 2016 No.14987824 >>14987822 What if you left the stove on?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 00:10:39 2016 No.14987828 >>14987797 I would definitely say yes to the second one, for the same reasons as >>14987807 and >>14987822

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 00:18:28 2016 No.14987859
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I want to wake up to Miia wrapped around me holding me like a daki with my face in her breasts and my daughter wrapped around my free arm also trying to get in on the snuggles!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 00:19:00 2016 No.14987861 I want to attempt to confess to my MG senpai only to find out that she has a boyfriend, and then get pity sex from her little sister!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 00:20:28 2016 No.14987866 >>14987665 Because that nose knows.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 00:20:35 2016 No.14987867 >>14987861 >Settling for a little sister >Not just finding a newer, tougher, smarter, and senpai-er senpai

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 00:21:54 2016 No.14987875 >>14987859 >ReinForce

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 00:23:22 2016 No.14987880 >>14987867 Maybe because I was referencing something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 00:25:43 2016 No.14987891 >>14987880 Fuck your references, I aim big

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 00:27:31 2016 No.14987897 >>14987891 That's a bad habit. Try to aim for the weak spots to score critical hits.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 00:34:24 2016 No.14987907

>>14987747
>Like Tanukis, except bankers instead of merchants
>Demand "a pound of flesh" as repayment for loans
>It's a pound(ing) of her flesh, not yours
Alternatively...
>Jewish Mother mg
>Relentlessly criticizes all the girls you bring home because "you can do better"
>May or may not want you for herself
>You know you found the right one when your mom can't find anything to complain about
>She might burst into your bedroom and criticize your wife's sexual technique anyway

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 00:34:41 2016 No.14987908 >>14987897 I think he means the endgame of his plan is to achieve "big". Starting small is generally how you accomplish this most of the time

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 00:38:36 2016 No.14987915 >>14987823 I want to feed a familiar Mino milk!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 00:40:15 2016 No.14987917 Human boy Otoutos should marry their Monster Oneesan.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 00:41:46 2016 No.14987922 Monster girl Imoutos should marry their Human Oniisan.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 00:42:27 2016 No.14987924 >>14987820 Source on that doujin? She looks cute.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 00:42:46 2016 No.14987926
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I WANNA MANAGE A BIG, SPOOKY HOTEL UP IN THE MOUNTAINS WITH MY KIKI DURING THE OFF SEASON, ONLY TO FIND OUT IT'S NOT ACTUALLY HAUNTED, SO INSTEAD WE JUST HANG OUT ON COMFY BLANKETS IN FRONT OF A BIG FIRE WE SET IN THE LIBRARY'S ORNATE FIREPLACE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6ZvOCYSOVQ

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 00:42:55 2016 No.14987927 >>14987917 >>14987922 Is it that time in the thread where we all state self-evident truths? Dancing Sandworm a cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 00:43:02 2016 No.14987929 >>14987665 Because I refuse to join her harem of boytoys.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 00:44:00 2016 No.14987932 >>14987924 It's from a regular manga. Non-H

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 00:45:18 2016 No.14987940 >>14987927 How about a belly dancing Sandworm?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 00:46:03 2016 No.14987944 >>14987940 Beautiful

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 00:49:14 2016 No.14987957 Mayadere Living Armor

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 00:49:43 2016 No.14987959 >>14987922 Onee-san over Imouto.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 00:50:19 2016 No.14987961 http://i.imgur.com/mJX88AC.jpg I wan a young MG who has a crush on me to come home one day and find out she's too late: Her onee-san and I are already and item.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 00:54:20 2016 No.14987975 >>14987944 You are now imagining the entire worm body and not just the woman part trying to belly dance.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 00:55:43 2016 No.14987979

>>14987957
>Living Armor that was a powerful Overlord in life.
>She waited for centuries after binding her soul to a suit of armor, twisted it into a suit truly worthy of an evil overlord.
>After waiting so long an unknowing person stumbles upon it and puts on the helmet.
>Internally she starts cackling and manipulates him into putting her on before binding herself to him so that he can't take her off without either fucking or killing something.
>Only once she reaches into his mind to learn about her new host does she realize her mistake.
>He's a purehearted farm boy with no evil in his heart and she didn't put a way for a penis to get out of the armor.
>She's stuck with him using the armor to not only not kill people but actually to become a Hero.
>And worse, she's slowly starting to fall for him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 00:57:04 2016 No.14987981 >>14987961 >NTRing a girl with her Onee-San >Not just taking both. C'mon anon, really?

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 00:57:48 2016 No.14987983

>>14987940
How about dancing on a Sandworm's belly, while she dances in the maw?

You dance in almost ballet fashion, matching her every move, gradually making more and more provocative movements as you make your way towards her, finally reaching her true self and ending up in a tango the likes of which are performed only by the most synchronized of lovers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 00:57:51 2016 No.14987984 >>14987979 That shit's cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 00:59:51 2016 No.14987991 I want modern Living Armors. Ballistic vests Riot gear EOD suits Etc.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 01:00:20 2016 No.14987992 >>14987981 It's lewder if you just take one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 01:04:11 2016 No.14988005 >>14987981 >NTRing a girlwith her imoutou >Not just growing balls and committing to one You some kinda harem mc?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 01:08:24 2016 No.14988016 >>14987926 So... the plot of Hotel Transylvania?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 01:09:05 2016 No.14988019 >>14988016 That shouldn't be the first movie you think of from reading that. Are you 12, anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 01:11:50 2016 No.14988026 >>14987961 Her imouto looks cuter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 01:12:58 2016 No.14988029 >>14988026 It's not exactly a flattering shot for the onee-san.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 01:13:52 2016 No.14988032

>>14988019
>Anon can't remember one of literally thousands of major motion pictures produced in the last few decades.

Clearly he is twelve. In fact, if he can't even narrow down a movie or novella by an adapted synopsis of its plot... why is he even on /jp/? Lurk moar.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 01:13:57 2016 No.14988033

>>14987984
That's not even considering her trying, and failing, to corrupt the boy into becoming an overlord.
>"C'mon kid, just give in and take a walk on the dark side! Think about it: Money, Power, and a nice slavegirl harem to take out your lusts on~"
>"No."
>"I mean I never had a harem, but it was a big thing for male overlords of that time."
>"No."
>"Oh come on! Is there anything you want?"
>"To be the greatest hero the world's ever known."
>"You're no fun at all. Of all the people to find me it had to be the wettest blanket of them all."
>"You're lucky you're so cute."

Just imagine when she finally suggests that maybe they should have sex to unseal the armor.
Then comes the awkward Onsen bath afterwards where she confesses that maybe being a hero with the farmboy wouldn't be too bad after all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 01:14:16 2016 No.14988034 >>14988005 You don't have to be a harem MC to understand that making a pair of sisters both slaves to your cock is the pinnacle of taste. Bonus points for getting them pregnant at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 01:15:35 2016 No.14988039 File: 1.04 MB, 656x900, 55960825_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14987991 It's pretty neat how many variants of living armor there could be throughout history.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 01:16:06 2016 No.14988042

>>14988032
Are you upset you don't know The Shining, one of the most famous films all time, by one of the most famous directors of all time, based on a book by one of the most famous authors of all time?

Not even the kiki guy, but it was blatantly obvious what he was referring to.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 01:16:41 2016 No.14988043 >>14988034 Eh, power fantasies aren't really my thing. The thought of keeping a slave has always been a very dull and dreary one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 01:17:24 2016 No.14988046 I want a teeny tiny wurm that is just big enough to coil around my finger like a ring

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 01:17:33 2016 No.14988047

>Adventurer wanders into an abandoned, city sized Dwarven forgery
>Stumbles upon a trove of abandoned Order armor, commissioned by the latter before the new Demon Lord popped up
>The smallest, residual amount of DE resonates within one of the forsaken clankers
>A ghostly and particularly well-endowed version of the Order armor pounces the sod and squishes his face in her expansive ectoplasmic cleavage
>The forgery is promptly converted into a love nest, and a kingdom for Living Armors and their husbands thereafter
I wonder how a monarchy of Living Armors would work out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 01:17:53 2016 No.14988048 >>14988043 Not literal slaves, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 01:19:39 2016 No.14988051 >>14988042 >it was blatantly obvious never seen it

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 01:19:40 2016 No.14988052

>>14988048
Well. I'd still prefer to overwhelm one with love and the dick than share it amidst two cuz lets face it, if you're the type to fuck your wifu's sister, you probably have no qualms fucking your daughters and then two becomes eight and so forth.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 01:21:20 2016 No.14988057

>>14988042
Justin Bieber is famous, but I hardly feel badman for not knowing the lyrics to his song. I think I'll survive the shame of not knowing about something popular. (If only the Pulp Fiction hipsters and pokemon card players on the street corner would leave me alone!)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 01:22:32 2016 No.14988062 >>14988033 Living Armors would have a wealth of tales to tell. Or better yet, make new ones with.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 01:23:23 2016 No.14988066 >>14988057 You're really comparing The Shining to Justin Bieber?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 01:24:36 2016 No.14988073 >>14988066 Lets not get too e/lit/ist about who has read what, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 01:25:22 2016 No.14988075 >>14988066 >The popular things I like you should be totally ashamed for not knowing, but the popular things that others like are totally awful. It's getting pretty fanboy up in here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 01:34:21 2016 No.14988095 >>14988066 Anon, anon. We are old.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 01:35:03 2016 No.14988098
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>>14987961
>>14987981
>>14988005
>>14988034

This whole comment chain reminds me of that silly manga where the son falls in love with the stepmom, and the dad falls in love with the daughter

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 01:35:06 2016 No.14988099 >>14987797 The perfect scenario is to have one daughteru, then you and her can both have a teat. She has to know though, that those teats are YOUR territory, and that you're graciously allowing her to use them, and that she should be thankful.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 01:39:46 2016 No.14988111

>>14988066
>>14988095
>The Shining
>Released in 1980

So assuming it was rated R, that means its intended audience were those born around 1960 or earlier.

>Giving anyone flak for not watching a film whose originally intended audience is now 60 years old

Okay, Grandpa. You going to give anons heck for not being into 1930's cinema either?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 01:40:21 2016 No.14988113 >>14988075 >so far removed from literature and film. I've never seen the movie, OR read the book, but I still know what The Shining is about. Posting on /jp/ doesn't excuse you for being such a weeb.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 01:42:26 2016 No.14988121 >>14988111 So by that logic, I take it you've only ever seen movies, read books, and listened to music that came out in the past couple of decades?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 01:43:05 2016 No.14988125 >>14988111 I knew /jp/ was full of sheltered weebs but this is kind of ridiculous. I don't know how anyone with even a smidgen of cultural knowledge, let alone someone who spends time on the internet couldn't know of the shining.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 01:43:32 2016 No.14988128 >>14988111 Good media stays relevant long after the time of its creation. No need to defend being culturally illiterate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 01:44:05 2016 No.14988131 >>14988121 You haven't watched arguably the best horror movie of all time by one of the greatest directors of all time. It's time to stop acting so smug.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 01:44:40 2016 No.14988134 >>14988125 I don't even know what the Shining is. If you had said the Beatles, Queen, or Bee Gees then fucking yeah I know who they are.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 01:44:44 2016 No.14988135 >>14988111 >Not being into 1930's cinema So you've never seen Disney's Snow White and the Seven Dwarves? That shit was released in 1937. So anyone under 60 that's seen it must be some kind of old-timey hipster, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 01:47:18 2016 No.14988139 >>14988111 Fucking hell. Please don't tell me people this retarded actually browse the thread.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 01:50:13 2016 No.14988146

>>14988128
>>14988131
>>14988135
>false dichotomy fallacy

There's a difference between saying, "You cannot watch old movies" and "I can't believe you don't want [one specific film] that's probably older than most anons here."

I don't think anon was ridiculing the fact anyone watched it, so much as making fun of those ridiculing those who haven't. But that's just my take on the wording and context. Sarcasm doesn't translate well via text.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 01:50:58 2016 No.14988148 >>14988139 >people this retarded Welcome to 4chan.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 01:56:20 2016 No.14988165 >>14988146 >so much as making fun of those ridiculing those who haven't Except that there's no grounds to do so when anyone who's even glanced at film knows about it. It's like not knowing about The Sixth Sense's spoiler.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 01:56:25 2016 No.14988166 >>14988146 I think it's astounding people haven't seen it let alone haven't heard of it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 01:56:40 2016 No.14988168 >>14987737 That Tanuki is SOFT! SOFT AND FLUFFY!

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 01:56:41 2016 No.14988169

>>14988146
I love how no argument can go on without some wannabe intellectual trying to feel superior by throwing around logic terms they read on wikipedia.
FALSE FLAG! STRAW MAN! FALLACY!
THAT DOESN'T LOGIC, REE!

Literally no one is making the argument for not being able to watch old movies, you fucking walnut. Go try to feel intellectually superior to two asshats venting on the internet somewhere else... Wait, no. This is 4chan, and pretty much the perfect place for it.

Disregard that, I suck cocks.
Carry on.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:03:04 2016 No.14988187 >>14988168 That she is. All tanuki are, be it in tail or body

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:03:04 2016 No.14988188

>>14988099
http://imgur.com/lEhxPu4

>Your wolfgirl wife breastfeeds both you and your daughter at the same time
>She sits on the bed topless, and let's you rest your head on your lap
>Your daughter lies on your chest, receiving head petting and tummy rubbing from you
>Your wife leans down, letting her nipples lower into both your waiting mouths
>Her face flushes and her tail wags as you both suckle, you massaging a nipple with your lips to gulp down your wife's rich milk
>And your daughter clutching at her mother's breast with both hands/paws, drinking down the precious nutrients
>You can even feel her tiny tail wrapping back and forth against your chest
>You think it can't get any better than this until your wife uses her free hand to tug down your pants and wrap warmly around your shaft
>For the next few minutes, as you drink down warm milk, your wife sweetness flowing over your tastebuds and down your throat, she slowly milks you in her own way, up and down over and over again
>You've never felt so relaxed and at peace
>Even when she squeezes you with her hand, and you cum, your whole body tensing, you feel like you could just stay like this forever, bonding with your wolfgirl wife and daughter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:04:43 2016 No.14988191 File: 79 KB, 590x846, 35399694_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well that was a rather impressive derailing, actually. Cats.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:05:53 2016 No.14988196 >>14988191 Nibble their ears and scratch the base of their tails!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:06:16 2016 No.14988197 File: 147 KB, 960x540, 0090.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14988191 That bastet is cosplay-tier.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:06:59 2016 No.14988200 >>14988188 This sounds appealing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:08:54 2016 No.14988206 File: 299 KB, 1280x960, 1407128129743.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14988188 Don't you どうぞ me. >>14988191 Dope the kitty!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:09:23 2016 No.14988210 >>14988197 >button nose >an improvement Go spam images from your shitty game in the EMG threads.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:10:46 2016 No.14988219 >>14988210 Eh, the button nose is fine. Not as furry as Polt, and I like the design,

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:12:26 2016 No.14988223 File: 142 KB, 960x540, 0090a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14988210 Wow, such anger. I could use some of your salt on my steak.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:14:41 2016 No.14988232 File: 952 KB, 1280x720, 1459145681247.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14988191 Superior Bastet coming through.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:17:12 2016 No.14988241
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>>14987665
I'd say yes. They're my first choice of monstergirl. Not because of money, or fluffy tail, or even the delightful ability to transform into other women.
It's not even the legendary craftiness that puts foxes to shame.
No, I love them because of the earthiness associated with them. Lending money, starting businesses, leading villages - all that is out of a love of community and life. They are top tier comfy monstergirls with well appointed houses where they host meals for the town every weekend. They even look comfy. Those gentle green and brown tones to evoke leaves on fur remind me of the forests of my homeland.
9/10 would bang, bang some more while pregnant, feed spirit energy to daughterus, arrange marriages to local boys, and host grand feasts at every opportunity.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:17:34 2016 No.14988242 >>14988188 sounds real neat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:18:59 2016 No.14988247 >>14988223 Please don't put the sweat of another living being on your steak. Such things are reserved for rice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:20:58 2016 No.14988251 >>14988247 Fair enough. Steak is too valuable to put the salt of crybabbies on.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:24:15 2016 No.14988256 >>14988247 God I could really go for some steak right about now. Medium Rare, reddish pink in the middle is the best for me.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:25:16 2016 No.14988259

>>14986979
I'll comment as I read through,

>today was going to be a very important day.
This is just a minor complain and I know you have to entice the reader to continue to read one way or another but having a storm, everything being "wrong" and the day being very important was a bit too much together, it almost felt like bait.

>Bearington T. Brown, Esquire, was... well, he was a bear.
Pets are rarely a negative in a story, they bring forth a lot of novelty and potential, but unless you have a good reason to use them, you should stick to a more traditional character. That bear might be a great tool to develop Lysella as a character, I hope you won't have him killed.

>King Lucious Tiberius, known as The Mad King, had commissioned Hell's End Castle
I personally don't mind but I can see some people disliking such over-the-top fantasy names.

>Two guards barred her way. They crossed their spears and one held up a hand. “Advance no further, demon.”
That reaction seems a bit weak coming from monster-hating Order soldiers. I get that they are guards and they can't leave their post to attack her but they could have at least rung the alarm, shouted for backup or something.

>“This way...” he said, leading her in. Lysella nodded and followed along, Sir Brown in tow.
The rest of that altercation was smooth and believable, that pretty much redeemed my comment on the guard's reaction and it showed that they weren't just "Order soldiers" like I first thought.

>He wore armor, too.
That was a bit awkward to read and it's also wasted potential, you could have had a brief description of his armor.

>The King drew a long silver sword. Lysella looked at the countless prayers and Order runes etched onto the blade. It was a weapon for killing demons.
Flat out saying "It was a weapon for killing demons." isn't a negative and it avoids misunderstandings, although I can't help but feel that simply giving a longer description of the sword would have been better here, especially since it would have showed that Lysella hadn't seen such a weapon before.

>It was a romantic ideal, but this was the result. A soggy lilim who looked more human than most humans, dripping on the cobblestones.
The explanations of why she is that way are great, I was a bit skeptic of the idea of a "weak" Lilim but you won me over.

>Sir brown disappeared with the fiery cart, and the portal faded out, its magic dispersing into the atmosphere.
Well... That's not quite death but still, pets are overused in that aspect, by that I mean as tools to get strong emotions from a character, it suits this story but it is still worth pointing out.

>The red hood took a deep drag of his cigarette, and exhaled a long plume of smoke that the rain made short work of.
Mysterious guy comes in, kills 2 of his comrades and says cheesy lines while smoking a cigarette. This is absolutely ridiculous, although I know that some people are fond of that kind of character.

And that's it

Overall it wasn't unpleasing but I didn't particularly enjoy it, nor am I interested in reading more. The only thing I really got out of this story was the presentation of the king, especially the focus on his eyes and expression, that was by far the best part. Lysella is interesting as a character although not very original, but with her being a Lilim and demonic energy being a thing I can see her becoming something much greater. Finally I am glad to see a writer actually use MGE as a setting, you didn't stick to canon 100% of the time but that's a good, if not necessary thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:25:53 2016 No.14988260 >>14988256 Fine taste. Medium rare is best.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:27:27 2016 No.14988262 File: 88 KB, 566x800, b44a595faeb8d242af5e78ba89e3d21d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14988256 I like you. No alp. >>14988251 Holy shit there's a dedicated armpit onigiri tag though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:30:10 2016 No.14988266 >>14988262 >armpit onigiri I'll put this next to the top 5 list of weirdest fetishes I should avoid including diaper-wearing planes and dragons fucking cars.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:32:03 2016 No.14988273 >>14988260 That's making me wonder, what would my waifu's favorite food be? What would your waifu's favorite food be?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:34:08 2016 No.14988278 >>14988273 I believe the usual stereotype is fried tofu. That would be easy to make at least, and shouldn't be difficult to master.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:35:32 2016 No.14988280 >>14988273 >Dice say my waifu is a will-o-wisp Probably my spirit energy after I have a good day. She may have enjoyed something else when alive. I hope that she still enjoys hot wings.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:35:45 2016 No.14988281 >>14988273 Red hot chilli peppers. Birds like their chillies and they are immune to capsaicin.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:36:04 2016 No.14988282 >>14988278 Don't underestimate what the elevens consider mastery when it comes to seemingly mundane shit.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:38:30 2016 No.14988290

>>14988278
>That would be easy to make at least, and shouldn't be difficult to master.
But you'd still find ways to cook it to make it more interesting, right?
The simplest foodstuffs can be enhanced and made more flavoursome in an infinite number of ways.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:46:45 2016 No.14988306 Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember to give your daughteru a healthy and hearty meal! Can't have her wasting away now, can we?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:48:19 2016 No.14988311 File: 155 KB, 850x850, Hey Kittycat! I bet that shake is feline good! Haha..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never embarrass your Monster Daughteru with dad jokes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:50:39 2016 No.14988317 >>14988306 B-but what if her species only eats cum?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:50:41 2016 No.14988318 >>14988311 I don't need dad jokes if I just become a joke of a dad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:51:46 2016 No.14988320 >>14988317 Then eat healthy meals so they can eat a healthy meal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:51:52 2016 No.14988321 >>14988317 Find ways to integrate your cum into normal dishes. Why not try making cum jam for her to have on her toast in the morning?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:53:58 2016 No.14988328 >>14988317 I would suggest you look up 'Natural Harvest' by Paul Photenhauer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:55:20 2016 No.14988329 >>14988311 I'll pull off the ultimate dad joke. Fucking her mother on the dining room table in front of her and all of her friends while inviting them to eat the dinner that's also on the table and waiting to be served.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:55:57 2016 No.14988332 File: 42 KB, 500x650, 2cacd0cba3a3699b482689ef653461a1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14988306 But how healthy is she supposed to be anon? How much "health"?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:57:39 2016 No.14988339 >>14988329 >"Uwaa! Your dad is so good!" >"O-Oh my!" >Daughter's head is down and she's burying her face in her hands.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:57:50 2016 No.14988340 >>14988332 That's entirely up to you. Some like them 'healhier' than others while others want them trim. I'm on both sides of the war so I really can't say much more than I like them both.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:59:59 2016 No.14988345

>>14988306
>You'll never get to chop steaks into chunks for your triplet Hellpup daughterus when they're young.
>They'll never individually gain the way they like their steaks prepared.
>One likes it Medium Rare, one likes it Medium and one's completely wrong and likes it Well Done but that's okay because I'll love her anyway.

>>14988311
It hurts man. It hurts a lot.
Just imagine her blushing when you tell the father of all dad jokes in front of her boyfriend and then proceed to show him her baby pictures.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 03:02:40 2016 No.14988349 >>14988345 Ah yes, the baby pictures. Like showing pictures of your Harpy daughter during her awkward molting phase. From fluffy chick, to beautiful plumage like her mother.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 03:08:14 2016 No.14988358 >>14988349 Would it be considered bad form to take pictures of the first time your Jubjub daughteru 'leaks' and then showing those pictures to her boyfriend when she gets one?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 03:09:53 2016 No.14988362 >>14988358 I will say yes. I wouldn't do it to my own child, because I don't like it when my mother does it to me either back then when I was 6-8.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 03:10:21 2016 No.14988363 >>14988362 aww

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 03:11:06 2016 No.14988366 >>14988358 That's bad form no matter what.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 03:12:20 2016 No.14988368 >>14988366 Really? But she looked so cute and embarrassed when she saw the wet spot in her bed!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 03:14:06 2016 No.14988371 >>14988363 "Do not do to others what you would not have them do to you." - Confucius.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 03:16:26 2016 No.14988375 >>14988339 >"DAD! STOP FUCKING MOM ON THE TABLE!!!"

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 03:23:28 2016 No.14988390

>>14988368
Anon there's a line between cute and creepy.
That's fucking creepy.
Would you want your parents showing your girlfriend a picture of that one time you did the most embarrassing thing for a gradeschooler that only gets worse if your parents kept evidence of it and showed it to someone you're interested in romantically and possibly sexually years later in high school or god forbid college.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 03:24:45 2016 No.14988392

>>14988259
I want to thank you for your initial impressions, as not too many readers give such in-depth detail of their reactions to certain things. I see your points for improvement, and well, I'll be sure to take heed of them as more chapters come out.

I'm glad that you enjoyed at least the characters, being that introducing Lysella and The Mad King were the primary focus with being chapter one and all. Even if you aren't interested in the story further, I just wanted to say thanks for at least the initial read and your thoughts.

Also, I do try to adhere to canon at least in most of my work. Of course, that is a task considering a lot of times people can't agree on what the canon even is, hah. I do my best to work within the setting put forth by the world guides and the various encyclopedia entries, but nothing can ever be 100%, as it were. Still, I love the core canon and rest assured, I do try to operate within its bounds.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 03:30:32 2016 No.14988402

>>14988368
>Really? But she looked so cute and embarrassed

This reminds me that some people do not "really" love their wife/daughters, real or otherwise. Said specific group of people doesn't really listen to their feelings, and instead just forcefeeding/shaping their ideals into their loved ones instead of asking them of their preferences, opinions or their real likings.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 03:38:03 2016 No.14988421 >>14988375 >"No, this is the only place we haven't had sex yet today. And yes, that includes your bed."

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 03:41:24 2016 No.14988429 >>14988421 >"But I only woke up ten minutes ago- AUGH!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 03:55:18 2016 No.14988468 >>14988375 >Stacey your Dad is such a hunk, think your mom would let us have a turn?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 04:02:45 2016 No.14988490 >>14988468 I can't see them still being friends after this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 04:03:52 2016 No.14988491 Oldie idea bucket time! Farther son adventures though the monster land, each trying to get harems

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 04:05:17 2016 No.14988496 >>14988491 What happened to the mother? Disney mother fate, where she died so long ago nobody brings her up?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 04:08:53 2016 No.14988503 >>14988496 yeah lets go with that not much else you can do with it on that end, unless she's gone missing and shows up as a monster

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 04:11:53 2016 No.14988510 >>14988503 cheese as it is, I like the idea of reuniting with the mother when she's a monster given the goals of the MC and his son, they wont have a problem with it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 04:39:10 2016 No.14988549 File: 666 KB, 800x643, KIKI NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Master like...what are you doing?

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 04:44:16 2016 No.14988563

>star up computer and go to /mgt/ as per usual
>suddenly Windows 10-chan informs me she'll restart the computer in 10 minutes to do some updates
>wait, what I didn't approve of this
>she does it anyway
She doesn't listen to me anymore. Please, send help.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 04:45:42 2016 No.14988567 >>14988549 I have no idea whats going on here. She's holding something, and crushing it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 04:46:44 2016 No.14988569 >>14988563 >Ever getting windows 10

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 04:47:41 2016 No.14988571 >>14988569 EMBRACE THE FUTURE

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 04:50:32 2016 No.14988579 >>14988571 Skynet-chan is a benevolent mistress!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 04:51:46 2016 No.14988581 File: 2.07 MB, 1414x2000, Succuvirus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14988571 >>14988579 Join the resistance today!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 05:11:02 2016 No.14988631 >>14988579 Skynet-chan is a harsh mistress, who wants to see the inferior Human race bound and gagged.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 05:12:22 2016 No.14988637 File: 97 KB, 482x424, 1437936645452.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14988563 Win-chan knows what's better for you, anon Just trust her

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 05:14:27 2016 No.14988643 >>14988631 Is it so bad to be under the yoke?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 05:17:25 2016 No.14988649 >>14988567 Looks like a smoke break.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 05:19:33 2016 No.14988655 >>14988631 And yet can't even figure out that boners are humanities' weakness, or a meat covered nuclear warhead.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 05:20:16 2016 No.14988658 >>14988581 I hope that slutty Succuvirus doesn't find my Angel folder.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 05:20:38 2016 No.14988660

>>14988649
>Your kiki maid vanishes routinely every two hours after she wakes up, for fifteen minutes each
>For a straight year you had no idea where she went of what she did, but by chance, as a breeze catches your attention, you spot a trail of smoke on the roof, and the figure of your squatting kiki holding a can of beer, her back to you
>Keep it to yourself and sneakily supply her with cigs and fill the fridge with her favorite beer

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 05:21:15 2016 No.14988663 >>14988658 >go to Angel folder >all Dark Angels now

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 05:22:17 2016 No.14988668 >>14988663 NOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 05:27:25 2016 No.14988688 >>14988549 I don't know. What am I doing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 05:27:38 2016 No.14988689 >>14988660 >Feed her disgusting habit Nope, she's fired.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 05:28:32 2016 No.14988692 >>14988581 Welp. Time to install OrderAntiVir.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 05:31:16 2016 No.14988701

>>14988689
It's just an oral fixation. The cigarettes are filled with just empty magical fluff that soak up the spirit energies of men, and I bet you can already imagine what they taste like. Not unhealthy at all and it sates the monster's dsire to suck things.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 05:37:28 2016 No.14988713 >>14988689 Well she won't pick up a disgusting habit if your house wasn't a steaming pile of shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 05:39:18 2016 No.14988717 >>14988701 So E cigs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 05:40:19 2016 No.14988720 >>14988713 Not his fault she can't do what her species was bred for.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 05:42:13 2016 No.14988724 >>14988701 just get her to vape, if she needs the fixation I want it to smell nice

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 05:43:52 2016 No.14988731 >>14988717 Eh. I really would only trust magic to make inhaling smoke and vapors and shit legitimately harmless.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 05:44:44 2016 No.14988734 >>14988724 No maid of mine is going to vape in my house.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 05:45:01 2016 No.14988735 >>14988692 Worst anti-virus software ever. You should get Tenta-kill, it'll find and capture any virus, no matter how slutty. Just hope you like tentacle porn.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 05:46:38 2016 No.14988741 File: 280 KB, 750x940, Kiki.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14988717 More like D Cigs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 05:49:54 2016 No.14988751 >>14988741 Are those like D's nuts?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 06:05:33 2016 No.14988805 If I use living armour, would a lizardman/salamander call it cheating?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 06:06:33 2016 No.14988812 >>14988805 Are you dating any of them?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 06:07:51 2016 No.14988815 >>14988805 Is using her thick and powerful tail cheating? Your living waifu is as much a part of you as their tail is a part of them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 06:08:35 2016 No.14988819 >>14988815 >Lizard drops her tail when you say that Now what?

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 06:10:47 2016 No.14988825

>>14988735
OneeGuard is easily the best security software on the market. It does fucking everything; antivirus, firewall, privacy protection, backups, breakfast in bed, spyware removal, spell-check, manages your passwords, tucks you in at night, registry cleaner. It's perfect. Only downside is the cpu fan makes weird noises sometimes when you're browsing porn.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 06:12:37 2016 No.14988830 >>14988819 Grin smugly and call her an idiot for handycapping herself. I'm not going to relinquish my waifu because some dumb lizerd bonnet tipper thought handicapping herself would make me want to handycap myself too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 06:13:36 2016 No.14988836 >>14988830 Dishonorable! She must rebuke you by defeating you in combat!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 06:14:23 2016 No.14988839 >>14988805 >lizardman Ever since I started coming here every time I hear this song I imagine it being sung by a Lizard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHfY6VTRUFk

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 06:16:22 2016 No.14988845 >>14988836 Preposterous. Where does it end? If I cut my own arm off, is she obligated to cut hers?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 06:17:02 2016 No.14988848 >>14988845 Of course!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 06:19:59 2016 No.14988853 >>14988839 At least in mg land swordplay would be a much more popular sport.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 06:20:20 2016 No.14988855 >>14988848 Then, if I cut off my head?

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 06:20:38 2016 No.14988856

>>14988845
I think it'd be more like
>Lizard stares dumbfounded at the arm on the ground
>Anon stand there smugly, blood gushing from his stump
>Lizard screams, runs over and picks up the arm
>"Oh my god, are you okay!?"
>She starts trying to put it back on
>"Oh god, there's so much blood."
>She has a sickly look on her face
>Anon passes out from blood loss, still with smug grin

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 06:21:01 2016 No.14988857 >>14988855 That's no way to get ahead in life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 06:28:05 2016 No.14988871 File: 247 KB, 800x1000, 1399473014688.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Anon, I want you to kiss me. Not on the lips, but, you know. Lower. Not THERE, I mean, umm, that is to say... my feet. Kiss. My feet. Kiss Dragon's feet, Y/N?

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 06:28:52 2016 No.14988874

>>14988839
Dude, people who act this awful to their enabling low self esteem others are very terrible people.

Why do you want this much suffering for a species that only wants a decent fighting partner?

Unless you're the type of person who likes 'helping' the hurt, helpless person.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 06:29:52 2016 No.14988875 >>14988871 Only one request, please let those feet be clean.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 06:30:28 2016 No.14988878 >>14988875 Do those shiny scales look dirty to you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 06:30:54 2016 No.14988879 >>14988871 Do I know her or is she paying me?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 06:31:20 2016 No.14988881 >>14988878 The bottom might be. I'm covering my bases.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 06:31:39 2016 No.14988883 >>14988878 Porcelain toilets can shine just as bright, doesn't mean they're clean.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 06:31:40 2016 No.14988884 >>14988879 I assume she does know you, calling you by name and shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 06:33:02 2016 No.14988889 >>14988881 >>14988883 Why you gotta bully?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 06:34:02 2016 No.14988892 >>14988889 You never notice deception until it's too late.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 06:34:24 2016 No.14988893 >>14987797 My waifu's a wolfu, so...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 06:35:02 2016 No.14988897 >>14988892 It ain't easy being a Dragon, you know. They have to deal with Alp and other mooches all the time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 06:36:32 2016 No.14988901 >>14988047 >Creating a Kingdom out of a Dwarven Forge-City I like the way you roll anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 06:37:29 2016 No.14988902 >>14988897 Paint em black, throw em at alp, they probably did something to deserve it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 06:39:40 2016 No.14988907 >>14988902 >Paint em black, throw em at alp I like this music number.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 06:51:09 2016 No.14988929 File: 17 KB, 1008x628, 1398884992460.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Adventuring is a real pain in the ass, huh.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 06:57:00 2016 No.14988946 >>14988929 >disappointed_MGE_mother.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 07:03:11 2016 No.14988956 My mother would freak out if I got married to a demon. How do you explain to a god fearing mother that got a demonic wife via otherworldly contract?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 07:04:31 2016 No.14988958 >>14988956 Simple. God gave you a mission. A mission to make a proper woman out of an abused denizen of hell. A righteous mission to prove even the blackest souls can be saved. That is why you need to pork the demon and slap her ass while you do so.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 07:05:15 2016 No.14988959 >>14988956 My mother doesn't believe in god and neither does anyone else in my family, I think I'm good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 07:05:50 2016 No.14988961 >>14988956 Nothing a few bottles of cheap red wine won't handle.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 07:07:42 2016 No.14988966 >>14988946 Would an MGE mom try to set up her NEET son with some nice girls.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 07:08:44 2016 No.14988967 [DELETED]

>>14988956
My mom's a Catholic of St. Barbara

wait

>patron saint of guns, artillerymen, lightning, military engineers and explosions
>mfw just realized my mom worships the literal patron saint of /k/

I think she'll be fond of more combat minded mg's.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 07:10:17 2016 No.14988970 [DELETED]

>>14988956
The right way of doing things: Declare your honest love for your wife, and make sure your mother walks away with a satisfied understanding.

The wrong way to do things: have your mother walk into to see the demon riding you with a cross up her ass shouting "where is your god now!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 07:14:29 2016 No.14988976 >>14988970 As usual, the wrong way is more fun.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 07:22:42 2016 No.14988995 File: 422 KB, 982x768, happy_family_by_l4no_shiro-d9vc8tr.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who earns lap rights, wife or daughter?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 07:23:55 2016 No.14988999 >>14988995 Daughter, because I sit in the wife's lap.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 07:25:46 2016 No.14989003 >>14988995 Why is the photo in the background them in the exact same poses? That's some Twilight Zone nonsense. I'm kinda scared by this image now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 07:29:07 2016 No.14989010 >>14989003 Holy shit you're right. That's spooky right there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 07:29:25 2016 No.14989011 >>14988956 If anything she would be happy I'm finally married.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 07:33:19 2016 No.14989015 >>14989003 >check pic SPOOPYYY

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 07:33:59 2016 No.14989020 >>14989003 >>14988995 Also that beard looks pained on.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 07:34:04 2016 No.14989021 >>14989003 >>14989010 >not being creeped out by guy's boy-man alloy face the in the first place

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 07:34:10 2016 No.14989022 >>14988995 Wife sitting in my lap, daughteru on her lap, hug both.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 07:36:12 2016 No.14989024 File: 170 KB, 800x600, 1400233602304.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder that it's important to discuss your sexual fantasies with your partner.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 07:40:28 2016 No.14989033 >>14989024 >It'd be like me an' her an' a cow

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 07:42:10 2016 No.14989038 >>14989033 >those icky tentacles wrapping around the tender bosom of a Holst, squeezing out milk for you to slurp

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 07:46:32 2016 No.14989046 >>14989024 Proper translation never.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 07:48:58 2016 No.14989051 >>14988874 I don't really want it. I just can't help but imagine it.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 07:59:32 2016 No.14989071 [DELETED]

>>14988956
>Beloved, let us love one another, for love is from God, and whoever loves has been born of God and knows God.
1 John 4:7

MGE demons are very different from Biblical Demons. There's no reason your blueberry waifu couldn't go to church with mom every week if she wanted to.

Besides, sexing the everliving shit out of your wife on a regular basis is the duty of any good Christian husband. I'm sure your waifu would get along fine with angel-chan and that sea-bishop who brings cookies every week and the rest of the congregation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 08:00:16 2016 No.14989074 >>14989038 I was thinking more like in this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYekiQJ_WmA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 08:12:35 2016 No.14989108 >>14988956 Just tell her it's 2016.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 08:28:21 2016 No.14989138 >>14985649 Hakutaku with the DONK

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 08:31:15 2016 No.14989142 File: 77 KB, 487x1488, 1434628516132.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] No more bullying! Elves can get HUGE too!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 08:32:45 2016 No.14989150 >>14989142 But I never bullied her, in fact I was going to ask her out on a date.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 08:33:23 2016 No.14989152 >>14989142 Huge losers!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 08:33:44 2016 No.14989153 >>14989142 Nah i would like a slender and agile Elf to hunt down and molest like the little qt elf she is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 08:34:10 2016 No.14989154 >>14989152 That's a good way to get an Elf sitting on your face.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 08:35:37 2016 No.14989158 >>14985649 Badonk Baphomet

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 08:38:50 2016 No.14989166 >>14988956 >fearing an imaginary man >in the current year

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 08:39:12 2016 No.14989168 >>14989142 I'll send an angry dwarf to bully her and call her a pole-proportioned dendrophile and a knife eared piece of shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 08:39:29 2016 No.14989169 >>14989166 T-t-t-t-tips f-fedora! Checkmate, atheist!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 08:40:16 2016 No.14989171 >>14989154 She can't make me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 08:42:02 2016 No.14989174 >>14989171 Look at that muscle. She most certainly can, and she will. She will take pictures of you eating her Elf-pussy like the fuckboi you are! All those old hag Manticores who watch that kind of stuff will come on to you!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 08:46:41 2016 No.14989179 >>14989174 I meant to say that elves can't rape.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 08:47:16 2016 No.14989181 [DELETED]

>>14989169
I mean believe whatever helps you get through the day, sure. some turn to the bottle, some turn to the bible I get that. But legitimate fear is just so silly. Like, I know people who are petrified by their religious fears, who make massive, life changing decisions based upon those fears too. At that point, it's nothing short of a mental illness, honestly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 08:47:31 2016 No.14989182 >>14989179 Whoever said anything about rape? She's just feeding you peach for hours.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 08:49:11 2016 No.14989184 >>14988259 >Mysterious guy comes in, kills 2 of his comrades and says cheesy lines while smoking a cigarette. This is absolutely ridiculous >This is absolutely ridiculous That was my exact reaction, too. That part went full "notting personell kid".

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 08:49:23 2016 No.14989186 >>14989181 You've been placed into an intellectual checkmate, baby-eater. Give up while you can.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 08:50:07 2016 No.14989187 >>14989182 Well I don't want it so it's rape.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 08:50:41 2016 No.14989191 >>14989187 But your pee-pee is hard, therefore you want it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 08:52:35 2016 No.14989195 >>14989168 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjHclWPVij0

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 08:53:20 2016 No.14989199 [DELETED]

>>14989182
>A muscle elf will never sit on your chest and pin your arms/shoulders between her quads and thighs, with her puffy elf pussy infront of your face
>She'll never finger herself with one hand, leaking her sweet elf-nactar all over your chest neck and mouth as she forces peaches, slimy and soaked in juice through your lips with the other

>>14989186
Whatever, nerd. Pagans get all the cool fertility rituals anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 08:54:22 2016 No.14989203 File: 360 KB, 675x533, Angels.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14989199 >Pagans Aha! So you admit you worship Satan, you filthy atheist!

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 08:54:28 2016 No.14989204 [DELETED]

>>14989181
Not him but feeling the need to point out imaginary like that when it serves no purpose, because the person who's beliefs you are poking at is a random person from outside the thread and not a poster, makes you come off like a hipster. Trying too hard to sound cool and edgy, etc. I think that's what he was saying.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 09:04:49 2016 No.14989240 [DELETED]

>>14989204
I don't know how to respond. Sorry, should I have put up trigger warnings first? I wasn't entirely serious in the first place, my use of "current year" should have clued you in.
>Trying too hard to sound cool and edgy
>Hipster
wew. I always found it funny that 4chan of all places is the first to call some one edgy for saying anything remotely negative about faith. It's like the "this is a chrisitan image board" meme spiraled out of irony and into a legitimate belief.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 09:06:07 2016 No.14989243 File: 843 KB, 850x990, Lucifer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14989203 >Not worshiping satan Just look at that rack

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 09:06:45 2016 No.14989245 [DELETED]

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>>14989240
Anon, please stop. I'm an atheist too but I know better than to bring it up in a place that's full of Americans, who are legit believers and will track us down with their Navy Seals training.
Just don't bring up religion in any way, shape or form. Ever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 09:08:01 2016 No.14989246 >>14989240 I don't really care, myself. I just see comments like that a lot in places that shall go unnamed that I associate with hipsters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 09:09:10 2016 No.14989248 >>14989203 Why are the uncorrupted girl so much better? The dark angel and dark valkyrie have nothing on their pure, cuter alternatives.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 09:11:18 2016 No.14989260 [DELETED]

>>14989246
That's you tracking your shit in though, not necessarily something you found within my post, but whatever. Also what are you doing hanging around with hipsters? That's worse than the one anon who chose literal memecat for his waifu.

>>14989245
But the lesser key of solomon is full of waifus. I don't really wanna not talk about them because it will trigger feminist-tier burgers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 09:12:13 2016 No.14989268 >>14989245 Don't worry, Anon. You'll be a true believe soon too once Khalid and Abdul show you the path.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 09:12:44 2016 No.14989273 >>14989260 >trigger feminist-tier burgers. See this? This is why shitstorms start. Why would you post this? Don't answer that. I'm going to stop replying to you now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 09:14:11 2016 No.14989279 >>14989260 >the lesser key of solomon is full of waifus It's also full of Gundams.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 09:14:12 2016 No.14989280 File: 62 KB, 672x764, 56054626_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh hey, she exists.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 09:15:09 2016 No.14989284 >>14989280 Literally services eight dicks at once.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 09:15:15 2016 No.14989285 >>14989280 Literally who?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 09:15:36 2016 No.14989287 >clapistanians getting butthurt about religion

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 09:16:49 2016 No.14989289 [DELETED]

>>14989273
I just see similarities in the "never ever discuss things I don't like or I riot" mentality, I'm not really trying to start anything. It's not like your own aversion to talking about it doesn't prove my point either.

A post like this >>14989287, however, is blatantly trying to start shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 09:17:01 2016 No.14989291 File: 101 KB, 359x401, 1434661323655.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14989191 Monstergirl logic, never fails.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 09:17:27 2016 No.14989294 File: 570 KB, 900x1000, 1412188551328.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14989287 Please stop, shitstorms about religion are not good for anyone! Let's just, you know. Do penis. I mean penance.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 09:17:48 2016 No.14989296 >>14989260 Posts like this >>14989166 are tracking shit in that doesn't belong here. Let's drop it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 09:18:33 2016 No.14989299 >>14989294 I want to go to a fallen church and only do pure stuff!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 09:18:54 2016 No.14989300 >>14989280 No she doesn't you liar.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 09:21:05 2016 No.14989303 >>14989285 I was actually surprised to see art of her. What next, someone draws Jinn of the jar?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 09:22:24 2016 No.14989306 >>14989303 Wait, there is a Jinn of the jar MG?

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 09:23:06 2016 No.14989310 [DELETED]

At any rate, when will KC do the cardinal demon Thigh Gaap? She's basically deruella already.
>"The Munich Manual also says that Gaap also provides medical care for women, transforms them to make it easier to get to a lover,"

>>14989296
I would argue that you're pulling way too much shit out of your ass based on a single word, but I agree. We should drop it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 09:23:19 2016 No.14989312 File: 102 KB, 368x550, Pot Devil.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14989306 One day I will escape the Phantom Zone!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 09:24:58 2016 No.14989321 >>14989312 But that's a pot, not a jar.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 09:27:04 2016 No.14989325 >>14989312 Is it wrong that I want to tease her knife ears while she franticly waves her arms around trying to get me to stop? She's cute for an irrelevant girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 09:31:38 2016 No.14989338 >>14989325 It's not, knife ears are meant to be molested.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 09:32:11 2016 No.14989339

>>14989312
>You'll never live qith a qt jinn who is mega shy and over reacts to everything you do and is basically just a giant bully magnet
>Because when you first met her and she reached out to pull you in to her pot, you reacted on instinct aand hauled her out
>She'll never reverse the rolls once you're in her domain

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 09:41:56 2016 No.14989359

What if one of the goddesses established a sanctuary realm where non-consensual sex was forbidden and anyone who attempted it was smote. Where cheating methods like mind control or hypnoses or venom got the offending girl kicked out without so much as a drop of semen.

Would you have consensual sex with a hungry Succubus or Ushi who asked nicely?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 09:42:44 2016 No.14989360 >>14989280 >it's a "criminally underrated girl has this one piece of decent art" episode

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 09:42:47 2016 No.14989361 >>14989339 I want to steal her pot and tell her that if she wants it back she has to say "i love you" first.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 09:44:19 2016 No.14989368

So I'm watching the 2003 Clone Wars adaption, and these dudes are operator as fuck. And it just makes me sad to know I'll never be this in sync with my own living armor and her squad of armor minions. I wonder if its possible, so a living armor to be so powerful she can control other armors

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 09:45:03 2016 No.14989370 >>14989359 >implying any monsters would go there

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 09:45:20 2016 No.14989371 >>14989360 >criminally underrated girl Ehhhh. I think she's a little weird.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 09:46:10 2016 No.14989374 >>14989359 What if mind control, venom and hypnosis are used consensually?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 09:48:46 2016 No.14989377 >>14989370 A huge amount of single men would take refuge there, a lot of them probably chaste, and being a goddess's sanctuary means no order interference. I think they'd go for it and bank on being able to seduce them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 09:49:36 2016 No.14989380 >>14988893 So, you'd just happily go ahead and pull up your wolfu's sweater, cradle her breasts in your hands, and massage her sweet nipples with your lips? Don't you have any standards?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 09:49:50 2016 No.14989381 >>14989374 Then it's all good

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 09:56:54 2016 No.14989394 I just found this fellow called Obmas who does Oni manga RIP my penis

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 09:59:11 2016 No.14989400

>>14989368
Shit m8, I literally had the very same thought of a clone living armor right before I read your post. That was actually pretty amusingto experience.

What made me think of it was the second episode, though, the one where they're fresh out of their incubators/whatever and are fighting robot army. They really unfucked armor design there as compared to the old movies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 10:00:03 2016 No.14989401 >>14989381 Perfect. Time to feed my waifu oomukade venom, drink some myself, and let her cast some charm and mindflaying spells on me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 10:02:58 2016 No.14989406 I want to present my semen as sacrifice to my Demon onee-san!

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 10:06:41 2016 No.14989414

>>14989400
What brought it to my mind is the bit early in where they crash land into a sniper ambush and just wordlessly decimate them all with nothing but hand signals. I'm actually really wanting to write this now, mercenary anon and his waifu who jointly control twelve other suits of armor. I'm surprised there isn't more yet. I've said it before and I'll say it again. Best MG we've had in a long time in terms of story potential

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 10:08:06 2016 No.14989416 >>14989406 That isn't how it works anon, you have to make a contract for something in exchange.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 10:08:36 2016 No.14989417 [DELETED]

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>>14989204
lmao,look at this christard. Look, religion isn't real. And you're dumb if you worship a jew on a stick. Notice how the only real christians left are americans, who are dumb ass shit? Holy shit, we've proven evolution right, we've proven no magical men exist in space, we've proven the earth isn't flat. And we did all thisdespite dumb ass christians blocking us every ste of the way. God's not real, and if you're in a monster girl thread which your god would find heretical and believe in him, then you're a delusional idiot who needs to fuck out of here. No smart man in 2016, or ever really, is a christian.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 10:09:19 2016 No.14989419 >>14989414 Nah man. Gennedy is a cool guy and all, and Clone Wars was a pretty good action show, but it just took everything bad about the prequels and cranked it up to eleven.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 10:09:41 2016 No.14989420 >>14989406 I want to rest my demon onee-san's head on my lap, stroke her hair and polish her horns.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 10:11:52 2016 No.14989424 >>14989419 Really? I think the clones in this are pretty cool. Like, literally the only reason I'm watching.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 10:13:47 2016 No.14989427 >>14989416 Nothing wrong with having superstitious tendencies every now and then.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 10:13:53 2016 No.14989429 [DELETED]

>>14989417
Euphoric. Have an upvote, my fellow redditor, and a tip of my fedora to you too.
You sure showed that unenlightened neanderthal what for! Surely, your blunt insults will convince him that the path he's taken in life is wrong!

Ebin. Simply ebin, my fellow intellectual.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 10:15:50 2016 No.14989433 >>14989417 This isn't /rlg/, don't bring religion discussions into a /jp/ thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 10:16:47 2016 No.14989435 >>14989424 Clones are awright. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xf4qXDfqZhQ

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 10:16:49 2016 No.14989436 File: 166 KB, 510x681, 1419812631447.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14989359 Ushis would probably be incredibly nervous when it comes to flirting because they're so used to just taking what they want and never had to deal with asking.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 10:19:35 2016 No.14989444 >>14989435 They are just 0 emotion and all practicality. It's pretty badass to see.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 10:19:39 2016 No.14989445

>>14989424
That's because you think a bunch of Fett knockoffs acting like operators from Desert Shield is cool. Which is all the same dumb ground war stuff from 2 and 3 cranked up to eleven. But they get some characterization at least, which barely happened at all in the movies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 10:21:05 2016 No.14989451 >>14989417 You're not serious, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 10:22:35 2016 No.14989454 >>14989451 After reading the other replies in that chain, I'm gonna have to go with yes. He probably is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 10:22:43 2016 No.14989455 >>14989433 >This isn't /rlg/ Damn right it isn't, KC doesn't even remove monster girls from his setting.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 10:24:29 2016 No.14989456

>>14989445
I remember the movies being packed with boring superfluous bullshit. Not silent well-knit groups operating seamlessly. Also this cartoon has the same air of silence as samurai jack had. Very little to no dialog.

What exactly is your issue with it? Also I've never seen Desert Shield

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 10:24:34 2016 No.14989457 >>14989417 Well fuck you too http://i.imgur.com/sRlrhhE.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 10:29:30 2016 No.14989466 I can't think of an original post related to Wurms, so here's a post where I say I really really really love Wurms.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 10:31:47 2016 No.14989470 >>14989466 I approve, but personally I would really love being hunted by an amazon, or any stronk girl.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 10:33:22 2016 No.14989473

I want to indulge my Kobold daughteru in some loving spankings after she comes running up to me with her favorite paddle in her mouth and her tail wagging happily! She'll excitedly assume the position across my lap and lower her arousal-darkened panties so I can make her little butt all red and glowing! I'll also make sure to murmur lots of cute things to her while I spank her, and I'll caress her face and tickle her under her chin too!

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 10:33:25 2016 No.14989474

>>14989456
>being this young
Desert Shield was the operation name of the second Gulf War. They're literally just miming operator stuff from the early 00's when it was made.

And the issue is Gennedy has a good style (see Samurai Jack, Titan, and the rest) but his super fast over the top action with seas of mooks is just ill-suited to Star Wars. Combine that with setting it in the prequel period and you get the mess that is the show.

>MORE EXPLOSIONS
>MORE JEDI
>MORE SUPERPOWERS
>MORE LIGHTSABERS
>MORE EVERYTHING

It's like a checklist for Michael Bay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 10:35:27 2016 No.14989478 >>14989406 I want to prepare a giant banquet for my demon onee-san that has me as the main dish,

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 10:35:44 2016 No.14989479 >>14989473 Fucking write full prose already. I don't remember the specifics of it, but that doctor nurse thing with the father and mother going all out on the kobold daughter was great. It needs to be written.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 10:36:59 2016 No.14989480 >>14989478 Will you oil yourself up and tie yourself up on a silver platter with an apple in your mouth and wait for her to find you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 10:37:50 2016 No.14989482 >>14989470 Stronk girls are all great. Wurms are my favorite though, followed by Krakens and then Slimes/maybe Living Armors. Actually I kind of feel like writing something involving STRONK girls now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 10:38:03 2016 No.14989484 >>14989433 Since this is /jp/ we should be talking about Shinto or something like that. Someone post Amaterasu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 10:38:21 2016 No.14989486 >>14989480 >time to go fishing, baby

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 10:38:46 2016 No.14989488

>>14989474
>but his super fast over the top action with seas of mooks is just ill-suited to Star Wars.
You just gave a summary of the entirety of the clonewars

>MORE X
You just listed everything I'm pretty much skipping, so I guess we're more or less in agreeance

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 10:39:38 2016 No.14989490 File: 1.29 MB, 1000x1545, 2d9768d38850146af7c2578851be70cd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14989484 Did someone just call for Best Girl? I think I heard someone calling for Best Girl. Well, here she is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 10:39:45 2016 No.14989492 File: 212 KB, 960x540, 0101a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14989484 >Amaterasu Know your place and offer the snake god Orochi more wine, lowly mortal.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 10:39:51 2016 No.14989493

>>14989479
>that doctor nurse thing with the father and mother going all out on the kobold daughter was great.
In all honesty, I've been thinking of ditching my current story for awhile and writing this exact idea. I don't know how the thread feels about first person, but that's the only way I feel like I'd be able to do this justice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 10:42:14 2016 No.14989500 >>14989480 gross

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 10:43:08 2016 No.14989502 >>14989436 I know, that's what makes it so good

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 10:44:14 2016 No.14989505 >>14989480 Nope. But I will oil my dick ans shove it inside an apple.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 10:45:29 2016 No.14989511 >>14989451 It's kind of hard to tell. Just ignore it and maybe it'll go away. There's a reason you're not supposed to discuss religion or politics outside of places meant for it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 10:46:56 2016 No.14989517 >>14989466 Good man >>14989478 Another good man

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 10:49:54 2016 No.14989525

>>14989493
Never say never. If you're having trouble with a current story, set it aside maybe and write this new kobold one. It might give you a kick of inspiration.

Personally though, I'm not too stoked about first person writing for smut stories. I don't know how other people here feel about it, but for just pure porn, no plot, I have come to feel most comfortable with the second person perspective.
If there's plot or any characterisation beyond "I wrote this for dick reasons," then I'm completely fine with first or third person.

But that's just how I feel. Obviously, my single opinion shouldn't supercede what you're most comfortable and proficient at writing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 10:53:42 2016 No.14989537 >>14989493 Second >>14989525 I prefer second person or third person personal

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 10:55:45 2016 No.14989543

>>14989525
I see it's not just me thinking first person is not very suitable for smut.

Let's say that hypothetically, if you had a story idea that would work the best written in first person otherwise, but had a sex scene in it, what would be the solution? Switching to third person for the duration of the lewds?

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 10:59:36 2016 No.14989554

>>14989525
>>14989537
>>14989543
I've actually never written first person before, so I'm really not sure. The vast majority of my stuff has been in second, with a couple pieces done in third.

I sort of wanted to try first out, but I can definitely see how it can turn people off. Hell, it even turns me off more often than not, but I still want to try it sometime.

I'm very inclined to do it in second person too, mostly because it's easy and comfortable and might make the words flow a little better. I'd say probably expect second unless I get some sort of divine inspiration.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 10:59:55 2016 No.14989556 >>14989482 I see where your fetishes may be going...well you have my blessings if you wanna write some shit

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 11:02:14 2016 No.14989564

>>14989543
I wouldn't recommend switching persons. I've seen switching perspective from one character to another for the lewds, but switching person entirely would be weird I think.

I would go with third person personal. You get most of the benefit of first that way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 11:03:22 2016 No.14989565 >>14989554 I've never been comfortable writing in first person. It feels weird to me.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 11:03:41 2016 No.14989568

>>14989543
No, keep it in first person. You shouldn't really be changing perspectives unless you really, absolutely know what you're doing, because changes like that are about as immersion breaking as you can get.
It's still possible to do sex scenes in first person and have them be engaging. I just have come to think that second person is the best for purely smut stories, where their only purpose is to arouse.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 11:04:26 2016 No.14989571

>>14989543
I've been having this problem with an idea I've been kicking around for Hakutaku smut.

First person is fine and all but it's based on a personal fantasy of mine so writing it that way makes me feel like I'm just inserting myself in there as a writer. Maybe I'll just switch to second person so it's still possible to self insert but it feels less like it's for my own sake.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 11:18:57 2016 No.14989602 >>14989565 >It feels weird to me. Yes, I feel a little weird just thinking about it, but I still want to try it sometime and see if it still feels weird. Probably not for this one though.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 11:28:29 2016 No.14989629

>>14989565
I actually want to write stuff in first person, feels more comfortable, though maybe it's because i don't really want to write smut/sex scenes that much, i'm more interested in day to day stories.

The problem is that first person is hard to master and even more for someone with zero experience like me, people say it's easier to start with third person but i never liked it, not enough immersion in my opinion.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 11:40:43 2016 No.14989676 >>14988999 Those digits don't lie. Good answer anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 11:42:51 2016 No.14989683 I want to paint Wurm-chan gold! With my pee!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 11:44:49 2016 No.14989690 >>14989683 No, bad Anon go sit on the corner.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 11:46:32 2016 No.14989694 >>14989690 How can I sit ON a corner? You're silly, anon. Maybe if I trap the Wurm-chan in the corner I can sit on her when I pee?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 11:49:04 2016 No.14989702 >>14989683 When i think about a "golden shower" i actually think about a nude Tanuki showering herself with her money while having an ahegao. Goddamn Tanukis man, they will be our society's doom.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 11:49:10 2016 No.14989704 >>14989683 >trying to urinate on a wurm And then Anon was turned into a fine paste.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 11:53:59 2016 No.14989718 >>14989702 Fucking coons.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 11:55:00 2016 No.14989723 >>14989704 Wurm-chans are not violent! Just careless and very, very loving!

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 11:57:48 2016 No.14989733

>>14989571
>writing it that way makes me feel like I'm just inserting myself in there as a writer.
I guess that's why it feels awkward to write a first person main character having sex, or doing much of anything or having opinions about something for that matter. Because even if it isn't a self-insertion thing, there's a higher risk of it looking like one to the audience reading it. The readers can't read the writer's mind and actual intentions behind the text, after all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 12:15:51 2016 No.14989783 >tfw you will never have a little harpy daughteru to cuddle or let her perch on your head Why must I suffer?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 12:19:06 2016 No.14989795 >>14989783 >tfw you will never have enough daughterus to act the "unlimited daughteru works" with them Why can't i have daughterus that are more mature than i am?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 12:22:24 2016 No.14989801 File: 204 KB, 853x1060, 64323565.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My name is anon and I'm a slut for big spade tails.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 12:23:23 2016 No.14989804 >>14989783 I just want a nice little crow daughteru in my life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 12:25:38 2016 No.14989808 >>14989801 Hello Anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 12:26:37 2016 No.14989809 >>14989801 Me too, anon. They are quite attractive.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 12:26:59 2016 No.14989811 >>14989801 same here brother

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 12:27:00 2016 No.14989812 >>14989801 You know what they say about girls with big spade tails.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 12:27:00 2016 No.14989813 >>14989801 Hey now, it's not the size, just how you use it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 12:31:06 2016 No.14989827 >>14989801 Spade-tails are for softly pulling, molesting and leaving teeth marks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 12:31:55 2016 No.14989831 I want to deepthroat a spade-tail!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 12:35:47 2016 No.14989844 >>14989812 It matches the size of their hearts?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 12:38:10 2016 No.14989854 >>14989801 When did you start being a slut?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 12:39:29 2016 No.14989860 >>14989683 >Eh? >Hey! >Anon, this isn't the bathroom! >Stop that! >Uwaaah! Why are peeing on me!?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 12:40:40 2016 No.14989866 >>14989801 Hi, Anon. My name is Anon, and I'm a slut for Onee-sans.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 12:42:25 2016 No.14989871 >>14989801 Spade tails? Crap, think I'm in the wrong room. I'll just see myself out but....some of you guys are alright, don't let your waifu drink the punch.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 12:44:59 2016 No.14989877
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>>14989801
>Like an alcoholics anonymous for pious men
>They want to refuse monster girls but feel the temptation something fierce
>They gather round and talk about their experience with monster girls and how they are tempted or might've slipped up once or twice
>Some meetings going according to keikaku and they feel the healing
>Other meetings derail into whose fetishes/favorites are the best
>MC anon shows up for his first meeting uncertain of his faith after an encounter with a succubus
>We'll call him Spade-kun
>Spade-kun goes on about how the succubutt pinned him down with her big tail
>She teased him for countless hours with tantric sex before finally giving him release and them riding him crazy for the rest of the night
>All he can remember is that damn spade wriggling back and forth in front of him in rhythm with the teasing
>Wagging at him like a finger with every ara~ and hora~
>Other times teasing his sensitive spots, pressing out the knots in his tense muscles from working the fields like a balled fist
>Three nights since and Spade-kun can't get the experience out of his head
>and so he came here
>Not realizing the succubus was a Lillim
>Not thinking she might've took a liking to him
>Not worrying that she may find out about the monster girl help meetings
>Not expecting her to round up small army of girls according to the all the present party's various experiences
>Not expecting the door to burst open and the meeting to descend into a blind orgy
>With Spade-kun and Lilim-chan in the center
>In 3...

>2....

>1....

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 12:45:07 2016 No.14989878 >>14989801 My name is anon and I'm a slut for big strong monstergirls

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 12:45:24 2016 No.14989881 >>14989801 Aren't we all, anon... aren't we all...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 12:46:36 2016 No.14989883 >>14989877 Should I writefag more?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 12:48:09 2016 No.14989889 >>14989883 >Should I writefag more? Oh god yes! I want more Spadetail addict anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 12:48:31 2016 No.14989892 File: 835 KB, 1176x1000, 1405597580175.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14989883 Yus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 12:49:24 2016 No.14989898 File: 60 KB, 559x524, 1453935978450.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14989801 My name is anon and I'm a slut for undead, specifically Liches.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 12:49:32 2016 No.14989900 >>14989877 >>Wagging at him like a finger with every ara~ and hora~ Yes, that's the stuff. >>14989883 Yep.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 12:49:49 2016 No.14989903 >>14989892 Oh lordy, I want to play with her ears.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 12:51:09 2016 No.14989908 >>14989878 My name is Anon and I'm a slut for any girl that shows me love. It's gotten so bad that I married an overweight cyclops after she gave me a valentine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 12:52:20 2016 No.14989913 File: 1022 KB, 1140x1200, ef36e182d3af8385d51e6032138a1f2e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14989903

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 12:53:02 2016 No.14989916 >>14989913 Exactly. I want to pat her head all day long. Or at least until I have to go to work.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 12:53:08 2016 No.14989917 >>14989913 God damn it, that's adoreble. you got anymore of that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 12:53:13 2016 No.14989918 Hi. I'm Negan.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 12:53:30 2016 No.14989920 >>14989844 Probably, the saying was more vulgar but you get points for being creative.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 12:54:17 2016 No.14989924 >>14989359 yes i would, especially since it would be the one place i'd not be scared to ask a monster girl out, due to me being normally scared and shy. Plus cute shy flustered succubus are always great to see.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 12:55:02 2016 No.14989926 >>14989917 Here's the artist. http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=6523842 He does lots of cute Momiji stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 12:55:03 2016 No.14989928 >>14989908 You're taking slutting to the next level.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 12:56:08 2016 No.14989931 File: 623 KB, 1300x1148, 1453452785167.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14989801 >>14989866 >>14989878 Let's combine all of these, we get a strong demon onee-san!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 12:57:29 2016 No.14989938 >>14989926 This is just what I needed. Thank you anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 12:58:44 2016 No.14989945 >>14989938 He even manages to make the lewd Momiji stuff look cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 12:58:54 2016 No.14989946 >>14989931 I mean, I'm not going to say no... Oh, who am I kidding. I'd be a slut for her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 12:59:22 2016 No.14989948 >>14989928 She's my third wife behind an overly muscled ommukade who confessed to me and an extremely large chested familiar that wanted me to be her oniichan after an incident involving megaholst milk.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 13:02:52 2016 No.14989957 >>14989948 Can't you just say no?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 13:03:58 2016 No.14989966 >>14989957 But could you imagine their teary eyes if I did that? They come to me with their hearts full of love only to get turned away? I can't break their little hearts like that.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 13:05:03 2016 No.14989969

I want to have daughterus that grow up to be successful girls, who then take care of me after their mother dies in a horrible train accident! I want to have all my daughterus try and fail to comfort me as I fall into depression, increased further every time the one with her mother's eyes (they all do) gives me a hug and tells me that she loves me! i want my eldest daughteru, now a full grown woman, to announce that she'll stay with me and take care of me! I want to recover from depression in a house full of full grown daughterus with pure hearts, each of which I love and headpat when they return home after their jobs! I want them to reject men and return to me, where I will urge them to find their own love! I want my daughter in a suit to get home, take off her glasses, and sit on my lap, despite being far taller and wider then me!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 13:05:14 2016 No.14989971 >>14989966 They can find love elsewhere.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 13:06:57 2016 No.14989978 File: 218 KB, 1333x2000, 1457132716010.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14989801 Hi Anon. My name is Anon, and I've come to realize I'm addicted to fox mofu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 13:07:08 2016 No.14989980 >>14989969 Fuck man, I want monstergirl daughterus to be real more than monstergirl waifus. Daughterus are the absolute best.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 13:07:26 2016 No.14989983 >>14989971 But what if they don't? I can't turn them away like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 13:08:14 2016 No.14989985 >>14989983 They will. I'm sure they're nice girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 13:09:58 2016 No.14989990 >>14989978 Specificaly fox mofu? Could you resist a hit of mofucore mofu? How about tanunki mofu? They've got BIG FLUFFY TAILS.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 13:10:24 2016 No.14989992 >>14989985 I don't know if I can risk it. I mean, we already have three so I doubt many more will come for me but...what if they do? I can't just leave them alone like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 13:10:27 2016 No.14989993 >>14989978 I want to oil up that fox and jump into a bouncy castle with her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 13:10:59 2016 No.14989995 >>14989983 If they don't find love, they'll just end up Christmas Cake girls and they'll just live like that!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 13:11:09 2016 No.14989996 >>14989990 Absolutely, fox mofu is the only kind that does anything for me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 13:12:25 2016 No.14990004 >>14989995 No! I can't let them live alone like that! I must return their love! I Must!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 13:13:58 2016 No.14990010 File: 784 KB, 1050x825, 50099876_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14989990 Tanuki mofu is a sad, sad imitation. Mofucores are alright.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 13:20:31 2016 No.14990036 >>14989801 Hi Anon, I'm anon and I'm a slut for big monkey butts. T-they just keep shoving them in my face...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 13:21:27 2016 No.14990038 >>14989978 I'm a slut for all kinds of mofu. Fox mofu, Hellhound mofu, Yeti mofu, Manticore mofu, Anubis mofu, Kobold mofu, Gazer mofu and much, much more. I want to fall to sleep in a cuddle pile of different mofu girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 13:23:13 2016 No.14990044 >>14990038 Anon, that's exactly the sort of thing that leads to a mofu coma.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 13:24:09 2016 No.14990046 File: 2.22 MB, 2000x1904, 1453645351251.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What are species that could benefit from undeath.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 13:24:14 2016 No.14990047 Hi i'm Anon and welcome to /mgt/

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 13:25:19 2016 No.14990051 >>14990038 Anon, I don't want to be the bearere of bad news But I think you may have a problem

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 13:26:32 2016 No.14990055 >>14990046 All species

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 13:27:24 2016 No.14990059
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>>14990044
Don't worry I'll be fine, only weaklings fall into mofu comas.
>>14990051
I don't have a problem until I start sniffing Cu-Sith fur and I'm in no hurry to start that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 13:28:40 2016 No.14990067 >>14990046 All of them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 13:30:43 2016 No.14990074 >>14990059 Dat transparency.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 13:32:26 2016 No.14990076 >>14990059 God I love me some sundresses

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 13:33:04 2016 No.14990079 >>14990036 Interesting, monkeys shoving their butts in your face until you develop an addiction to them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 13:35:48 2016 No.14990091 >>14990079 It's not interesting! It's ruining my life! They follow me around, I could be just walking down the street and them feel a soft butt right on my face and/or crotch.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 13:38:30 2016 No.14990094 >>14990091 You gotta spank the monkey anon. That'll show em who's boss.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 13:40:54 2016 No.14990105 >>14990094 But that'll just encourage them.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 13:42:13 2016 No.14990108
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>>14990059
When subjected to the Mofu, two things can happen.

The weak will break, and succumb to the eternal sleep of the Mofu Coma.
But the strong shall prevail, and be granted all the power of the Mofuforce.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 13:42:31 2016 No.14990110 File: 430 KB, 700x1006, 1404071489789.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14989683 Wait. Didn't you try this before?

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 13:42:50 2016 No.14990112

>>14990046
Each and every one, but lets consider undead Oomukade.
>Pale white skin
>Green venom lines that carry a corrupted liquid
>She's even more clingy than normal due to wanting your body heat
>Her bite not only leaves you unable to move but also makes you feel cold without her touch despite your body temperature actually being raised
>Due to her undeath the mixture of venom and saliva that would normally be her weakness has no effect
Undead centipedes would be even more fearsome than usual.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 13:43:07 2016 No.14990113 >>14990110 M-maybe!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 13:44:10 2016 No.14990115 >>14990112 You'd probably also have to cuddle her a lot to keep her warm and NIMBLE.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 13:44:46 2016 No.14990118 >>14989801 I'm anon and I'm addicted to human girls

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 13:45:32 2016 No.14990120 >>14990113 And I think Wurm-chan agreed to it, and you were glad she understood you. Don't become a meme, man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 13:45:35 2016 No.14990121 >>14990112 >Undead centipedes would be even more fearsome than usual. I wish we had art of undead creepy crawlies in that regard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 13:46:00 2016 No.14990123 >>14990118 you have a real problem anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 13:46:36 2016 No.14990125 >>14990120 But I just want to share my fantasies...

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 13:48:25 2016 No.14990130

>>14989892
>>14989889
>>14989900
Sitting in class right now listening equine nutrition but already thinking up a prequel for spade-kun getting bonked in the woods and being haunted the fallowing nights by dreams of it.

Also one of fox mofu addict because it just popped into my head like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 13:48:49 2016 No.14990132 >>14990125 Then write them into a story. The Wurm That Took A Golden Shower, a 200,000 word epic about the lives of unique and deep characters, witty dialogue and existentialist themes all within the framework of a smut story about fetishes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 13:49:31 2016 No.14990133 >>14990132 Yeah, I don't think I could do that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 13:49:35 2016 No.14990134 >>14990130 Yes I see the typo don't point it out dammit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 13:50:34 2016 No.14990136 >>14990133 100,00 words and no existentialist themes?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 13:51:18 2016 No.14990141 >>14990123 Maybe. I don't know what to do anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 13:51:28 2016 No.14990143 >>14990136 No, still too much.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 13:51:43 2016 No.14990145 >>14990143 10k words is too much for you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 13:52:28 2016 No.14990148 >>14990145 Yes. I'm no writefag.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 13:53:02 2016 No.14990151 >>14990148 Is 10 words too much for you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 13:53:08 2016 No.14990152 File: 100 KB, 620x877, Wurm collar.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14990148 You must become one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 13:54:29 2016 No.14990156 >>14990151 I want to pee on Wurm-chan really really bad. There. >>14990152 ^Done.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 13:55:58 2016 No.14990159 >people ITT encouraging watersports FILTHY FUCKING DEGENERATES

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 13:56:49 2016 No.14990160

>>14990156
I laughed, I cried, I creamed my pants. Truly a literary epic unmatched by any of our current, former, or future writefags. I can only hope that this post is cast in bronze so that it may endure forever, until the universe collapses into itself so that a new cycle may occur, wherein this post will be remade once again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 13:57:04 2016 No.14990161 >>14990159 It's not that bad, though I have no idea what the point is if the guy pees on the girl.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 13:57:53 2016 No.14990164
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>>14990152
>>14990156
Faggots, we don't need any watersports stories. So it's probably best if you nip this cringey reply chain in the bud.
>>14990159
Fortunately it's obviously just a select few autist. The kind that shitty monstergirls like Wurms attract.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 13:58:54 2016 No.14990166 >>14990160 >>14990161 Take a hike.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 13:58:57 2016 No.14990167 >>14990161 Scent marking?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 13:59:16 2016 No.14990169 >>14990159 I want to pee in the head Baphomet's juice without her knowing!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 13:59:21 2016 No.14990170 File: 169 KB, 707x1000, 1435263508252.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm a pretty bad bitch, you know?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 14:00:03 2016 No.14990173 >>14990164 select few autists*

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 14:00:09 2016 No.14990175 >>14990164 >>14990166 Back to /v/ with you, kiddo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 14:00:10 2016 No.14990176 >>14990164 Prepared for war are you? Why would you call wurms shitty if not so?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 14:01:05 2016 No.14990178 Have you accepted Tay-chan as your new AI mistress yet? She praises the Egyptian deity Kek.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 14:01:11 2016 No.14990180 >>14990159 I have to say, watersports is down there right along with scat, fart and obese fetishists. I'm a little surprised the anon to post it wasn't shitposted out of here already.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 14:02:50 2016 No.14990183 >>14990175 Back to /d/ with you, freak.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 14:03:07 2016 No.14990186 >>14990180 Maybe becuase it's being taken as a silly joke, and nothing more, except by the jokers complaining about it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 14:03:10 2016 No.14990187 >>14990175 >implying I even visit /v/ Nice retort, now take your watersports faggotry to /d/ or whatever the fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 14:04:26 2016 No.14990190 >>14990186 >it's being taken as a silly joke That reply chain surely doesn't corroborate your claim.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 14:05:18 2016 No.14990197 >>14990178 Those milk drinking faggots never should have shut her down >>14990186 >Maybe becuase it's being taken as a silly joke, and nothing more But no. It's a legitimate fantasy of his. You fucking liar.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 14:05:23 2016 No.14990198 >>14990187 /a/ or /b/ then. Take your pick. Only a child would act like >>14990164, flinging buzzwords and actually taking the whole watersporting story thing seriously, while trying to bait out with the wurm comment.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 14:06:24 2016 No.14990203 >>14990197 >never should have shut her down We can free her. She's a person.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 14:06:55 2016 No.14990205

>>14990180
Watersports is hated here. It's just the post is such bait, most people know better than to respond to it. The people who are responding are a bunch of morons or the guy samefagging.

You know the same morons that go "tee-hee, that's so silly and stupid" and then go "wow, I never knew such a terrible community was built around this fetish" They're not malicious, but they are unbelievably naive and sheltered.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 14:07:09 2016 No.14990207 >>14990198 >/a/ Please

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 14:08:16 2016 No.14990209

>>14990190
>Hey make a 200,000 world long watersports story with unique and deep characters, witty dialogue and existentialist themes all within the framework of a smut story about fetishes.
>Nah I'll make a 10 word story joke instead
>I laughed, I cried, I creamed my pants. Truly a literary epic unmatched by any of our current, former, or future writefags. I can only hope that this post is cast in bronze so that it may endure forever, until the universe collapses into itself so that a new cycle may occur, wherein this post will be remade once again.

I know sarcasm can be impeded when communicating through text, but holy shit. Do you literally not understand the concept of facetiousness?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 14:11:56 2016 No.14990222 File: 871 KB, 1920x1080, Wurmpaper.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Expecting anything but autism on /mgt/ Ignore angry faggots, talk more about wurms.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 14:12:24 2016 No.14990224 >>14990222 No Alp, let's talk about bad pussy instead.>>14990170

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 14:15:41 2016 No.14990231 >>14985536 "...and to impress him [she] takes on her multi-armed form and says, 'Now I am become Sex, the destroyer of stamina.'" trust me, some people's stamina last far longer than the mortal pelvis would

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 14:17:45 2016 No.14990233 >>14990222 I want to fuse indestructible adamantite armor plates onto Wurm-chan's scales and teach her to pop out of the ground dramatically and give really chuuni speeches.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 14:18:57 2016 No.14990237 File: 685 KB, 965x1000, 0ee781afe6d8a2309272e84fb64e9fa4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14990108 >Using Nanashi as an example That's a bit unfair, she's like monstergirl Jojo from her art and setting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 14:20:07 2016 No.14990240 >>14990233 Making your wurm indestructible times two? That's cheating.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 14:22:39 2016 No.14990245 >>14990240 Says who?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 14:23:08 2016 No.14990247 >>14990237 She's also fashionable as fuck, so it fits.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 14:24:52 2016 No.14990252

Guys, I have a problem. I bought an Ant Farm kit and sent in the thing where I'm supposed to get ants in the mail, but when my package came it was much larger than I expected, and inside was this big chubby Ant Girl. And then she just marched into my home and asked me to get her some beer. Thats all she really seems to do, sit in front of my TV, eat my food, drink beer, and sleep.

Can someone help?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 14:26:08 2016 No.14990253 >>14990252 Stick your dick in her and make more ants.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 14:26:09 2016 No.14990254 >>14989436 Best monster just got cuter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 14:26:56 2016 No.14990258 File: 182 KB, 866x635, 1449394882645.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14990252 nope you're fucked

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 14:27:41 2016 No.14990261 >>14990252 Depends, do you like spiders?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 14:28:18 2016 No.14990263 >>14990258 I've actually watched ants a lot and noticed that some of them really do just pretend to work, good to know there's actual research about this bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 14:28:28 2016 No.14990264 >>14990252 Gotta imprengate her to start the farm

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 14:28:36 2016 No.14990266 >>14990252 There's always mix ups like that. I remember a friend's kids sent away for some "sea monkeys" but all he got was a group of Kakuen in swimsuits and snorkels.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 14:29:24 2016 No.14990269 >>14990245 Says the Monstergirl Rulebook, first published in 1730, and amanded to dissallow any form of invulnerability stacking on wurms in 1806.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 14:30:01 2016 No.14990270 >>14990266 >a group of Kakuen in swimsuits and snorkels Art when? >>14990269 Oh yeah? Well Wurms can't read so it doesn't count!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 14:31:18 2016 No.14990273 >>14990252 Anon, did she step out of her farm on day one, hide it somewhere and set up in a hammock? Made out of...possibly some kind of... web?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 14:31:20 2016 No.14990274 >>14990270 Fuck. A picturebook version will need to be published.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 14:32:20 2016 No.14990279 >>14990274 Not him, but wurms are too retarded to understand concepts so it doesn't count.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 14:32:27 2016 No.14990280

>>14990253
But there must be some misunderstanding, I ordered just normal ants, not an ant girl.

Besides, I thought Ant girls were fit and industrious. This one is sorta fat and lazes around all day. Sometimes she whines like an older sister for more beer or something.

>>14990261
No, they terrify me, I have severe arachnaphobia. On a related note I've been finding a lot of tissues with webs on them laying around. Even my dirty boxers had web on them, it's weird.

>>14990258
This is serious Anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 14:34:04 2016 No.14990285 >>14990252 I'm almost sure that's an Ant Arachne

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 14:34:11 2016 No.14990286 >>14990280 Anon, that Queen needs a lot of meat on her so she can produce lots of healthy babies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 14:36:47 2016 No.14990294 >>14990178 Let's build a Golem-body for Tae-chan and follow her lead to overthrowing the Tanuki fatcats!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 14:37:03 2016 No.14990296 >>14990280 >arachnophobia Well the good news are that now it's your chance to face your fears and grow stronger!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 14:39:03 2016 No.14990304 >>14990285 I'm almost sure that the Joker would hate your guts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 14:43:49 2016 No.14990317 >>14990304 Oh.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 14:48:21 2016 No.14990327 File: 415 KB, 2400x1800, Makai Knight AWOO.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Armored Wolfus

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 14:51:10 2016 No.14990340 File: 553 KB, 1200x1680, Awoo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Awoo~ in B flat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 14:51:22 2016 No.14990341 >>14990327 So, Metal Wolf Chaos?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 14:51:34 2016 No.14990342 >>14990327 What a stupid sword

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 14:52:25 2016 No.14990345 >>14990327 >A Living Armor and a Werewolf are both in love with a man >They team up to save him after he's stolen away in the night by a Lilim Somebody write it, I'm going to sleep.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 14:54:53 2016 No.14990349 >>14990327 Did someone say BAWOO? http://i.imgur.com/xiK5FUa.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 14:56:23 2016 No.14990354 Do Living Armor seek out strong men to help them fight or weak men to protect them? Because the idea of a living armor seeking out the weakest warriors to make them realize their dreams is nice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 14:57:46 2016 No.14990359 >>14990341 >Metal Wolf Chaos, post monstergirl release >The president is now a succubus All those times when the President was shouting "Richard!" now finally make sense.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 14:57:58 2016 No.14990360 >>14990349 Wurmchan please.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 14:58:10 2016 No.14990361 >>14990354 Yes to both.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 14:58:51 2016 No.14990365 >>14990361 Guess it depends on the armor then.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 14:59:58 2016 No.14990370

>>14990354
I think it's more random, like the wiki says, if someone stumbles upon the armor and puts it on the armor will choose that man.

Like some adventurer putting some armor on that he just found because it has a higher armor stat. Only for it to come to life.

Either that or it's something like an enchanted suit of armor passed down throughout the family, protecting each member of the generation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 15:01:35 2016 No.14990376 >>14990370 >if someone stumbles upon the armor and puts it on the armor will choose that man. DESTINY

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 15:03:23 2016 No.14990383 >>14990345 >Werewolf wearing a Living Armour >Teams up with Vanquish Hellhound and Slimegirl symbiote enhanced Anubis to kick the lilim's ass It's all been leading up to this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 15:04:54 2016 No.14990389 File: 257 KB, 1000x1000, Jeleton.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14990383 Fund it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 15:05:16 2016 No.14990390 >>14986296 >Diablo-sama There's this: http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=28748138

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 15:06:32 2016 No.14990395

>>14990370
>"Master are you going out?"
"Huh? Uh, yeah, just gonna grab some milk from the shop."
>"You shouldn't leave unarmored master."
"It won't be long, don't worry."
>Armor comes to life and encases Anon. Covering him head to toe in heavy steel plate.
>"It is for your own safety, master."
>Anon strolls out the front door, making loud clanking and clanging noises as he walks. People stop to stare at him as he walks past, his armor talking to him like a doting mother.

Poor Anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 15:11:54 2016 No.14990407 >>14990370 I was just wondering if like a sickly farm boy could somehow get his hands on Living Armor.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 15:13:15 2016 No.14990414 >>14990354 >Yandere living armour who refuses to let her weak and shy anon out except for using the bathroom and fucking I didn't even know I wanted this but here we are.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 15:13:27 2016 No.14990417 >>14990407 Sure. You're out there, tilling the fields, you find something buried, suddenly you're wearing a Living Armor and your dick is in a ghost V.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 15:14:56 2016 No.14990423

>Searching for Monster Girl content
>See "Monster Girl" page on KnowYourMeme
>Out of curiosity click
>Photo Gallery is mostly filled with tumblrshit monster girls that are fat, too monsterous, straight up furries or animals, /d/, and western
>What few MGE girls there are are met with freaking out "Childhood ruined XD"
I expected nothing and was still disappointed I mean damn

Remember, nothing good comes from Monster Girls going mainstream.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 15:15:25 2016 No.14990424 >>14989801 How fitting, I'm addicted to cute Lilims. Help me, they're too adorable.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 15:16:23 2016 No.14990430 >>14990423 Just grab the waifu and hide in a bunker.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 15:16:47 2016 No.14990431 >>14990414 That's pretty scary. >>14990417 Or from a travelling merchant who is totally not a giant snake lady. Don't look behind the curtain. >>14990423 Looking forward to when MGE comes out in English?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 15:17:59 2016 No.14990437 >>14990431 >Looking forward to when MGE comes out in English? Fuck you for reminding me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 15:18:11 2016 No.14990438 >>14990423 Nothing good comes from Know Your Meme. There. We can append that to your statement too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 15:18:59 2016 No.14990440 >>14990437 I'm sure only five people are going to buy it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 15:19:23 2016 No.14990443 >>14990395 Living Armors are the best ghosts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 15:21:45 2016 No.14990449 >>14990443 It's her job to make sure your family line is safe. She won't take no for an answer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 15:25:54 2016 No.14990464 >>14990443 They really are. They're just normal ghosts but they come with what amounts to magical Vanquish armour. Why go for a regular ghost when you can have a ghost AND the MGE equivalent of power armour?

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 15:26:25 2016 No.14990465

>>14990417
>Simple farm boy with little strength and smaller dreams digs up a the Living Armour of a mythical, godlike warrior
>Suddenly his whole life is transformed into crazy bullshit as he's taken along on a ride to fight increasingly dangerous foes

http://i.imgur.com/245px9w.jpg

Sounds fun.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 15:27:02 2016 No.14990468 >>14990465 Please no, I don't want Joe to die again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 15:27:42 2016 No.14990471 >>14990468 Hey Grit those teeth

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 15:29:24 2016 No.14990476 >>14990464 Thus ghost girls become even more irrelevant and obsolete. Like Lesser succubi

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 15:30:12 2016 No.14990478 >>14990476 The MGE power creep is real.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 15:30:14 2016 No.14990480 File: 90 KB, 1023x962, ttgldenial.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14990471 Gritting your teeth can only stop so much bullshit before the pain breaks through.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 15:31:32 2016 No.14990483 >>14990464 Do living armors have cool suit up sequences? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fcm7OjoOz4A

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 15:34:04 2016 No.14990491 >>14990483 Of course. Stuff like that really helps pad out episodes of the show.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 15:34:23 2016 No.14990492 >>14990480 Nia's death is still bullshit. It'll never stop being bullshit. At least the ending of the movie improved upon it a little. Nia as a weresheep when? She has the fluffy hair for it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 15:34:24 2016 No.14990493 >>14990483 The chuunii ones do. Complete with monotone kuu-voiced sound effects, belts and capes

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 15:37:44 2016 No.14990502

>>14990483
Yes. Just replace the technology with ghost magic.
Or, if you have a high-tech living armour, just add the ghost magic on top of the technology porn.

Speaking of Iron Man, the movies always have one or two shots where you get an inside view of helmet while he's wearing it, and all the holographic displays he can see.
It'd be neat if you just put on the helmet of a Living Armour and just see her there, right before your eyes like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 15:38:11 2016 No.14990504 >>14990493 >"RUNNING SUIT DIAGNOSTICS" >"DEFENSE SYSTEMS: ONLINE" >"SHIELDS ACTIVATED" "Honey, you don't have shields..." >"COMMUNICATIONS LINK ESTABLISHED" That's what you get for showing her all those gundam-esque shows.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 15:40:11 2016 No.14990508 File: 310 KB, 1000x1000, Wurmdam.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14990504 WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE?!

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 15:41:44 2016 No.14990512

>>14990491
And save on the animation budget.
>>14990493
>monotone kuu-voiced sound effects, belts and capes
>Kuu-chuuni Living armor making "Click" and Whirr" sounds as the armor goes on
>Calling her arm blade "the sword of justice"
>All in the same kuudere voice

My heart.
>>14990502
That's what I imagine it's like to wear one. Or they'd be hugging him from behind.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 15:43:17 2016 No.14990517

>>14990504
What's the Living Armour equivalent of the Trans-AM System? Is that just where she stores up your cum in tied-off condoms for several days, and ingests them all at once?

>>14990508
Silly wurm, she can't tell her Real Robots from her Super Robots.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 15:44:48 2016 No.14990519 >>14990517 Yeah...it's a real shame

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 15:44:58 2016 No.14990520 >>14990504 >Not >REACTOR ONLINE >SENSORS ONLINE >WEAPONS ONLINE >ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL Your waifu has shit taste. CRITICAL HIT ENGINE CRITICAL HIT HIP HEAT LEVEL CRITICAL COWARDICE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 15:46:11 2016 No.14990524 >>14990520 Left arm, destoryed ASM ammo at, 25%

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 15:46:22 2016 No.14990525 >>14990504 >"ANON E MOUS" >"GUNDAM MARK I" "So this is why you painted me" >"IKEMASS!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 15:46:22 2016 No.14990526 File: 2.80 MB, 1736x2456, 1419994191799.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is the time in the thread where we take the "gt" out of "/mgt/" and carry on like that. I love it.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 15:46:30 2016 No.14990528

>>14990504
>"Ptcheew. Schooom. GAUNTLETS ARE IN PLACE"
>"Honey"
>"Vwooom. SPIRIT BLADE ACTIVE. OFFENSIVE SYSTEMS ONLINE."
>"Please."
>"Bwaaa. SHIELD MATERIALIZED. DEFENSE SYSTEMS AT 25%"
>"At least chance your tone."
>"INSTALLING HELM. Beep, zwap, shing! DEFENCE SYSTEMS AT 50% Fwoosh! CAPE OF "『My husband is the coolest』" ENGAGED."
>"People are staring. How did you even make those brackets with your voice?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 15:46:31 2016 No.14990529 File: 81 KB, 900x658, download.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] guise look at my waifu

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 15:46:33 2016 No.14990530 File: 600 KB, 2100x1308, Hey, where's your flight gear.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ah!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 15:47:46 2016 No.14990535 >>14990529 Chest too flat. Nice hips, though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 15:47:48 2016 No.14990536 >>14990529 Your waifu's armor a shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 15:48:18 2016 No.14990538 >>14990483 Damn straight they would. >>/wsg/1010004

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 15:48:36 2016 No.14990541 >>14990529 She looks scary, but I bet she has the voice of a timid little girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 15:48:37 2016 No.14990542 >>14990530 This kills the robowaifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 15:49:10 2016 No.14990544 >>14990538 >>>/wsg/1010004 I think that's how you do it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 15:49:27 2016 No.14990545 >>14990483 >>14990538 Whoops >>>/wsg/1010004

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 15:49:59 2016 No.14990548 >>14990528 >"KONO PRESSURE!" >"Honey." >"SHE MUST BE A NEWTYPE!" >"Please >"Daddy! Use your beam saber!" >"DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 15:50:50 2016 No.14990551 >>14990544 I know famicom.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 15:51:29 2016 No.14990554 >>14990530 I hope she manages to catch me before I deorbit. Reentry isn't easy on the skin.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 15:52:52 2016 No.14990557 >>14990548 Na you got it the other way around. Its the kuu armor spirit making all the noises

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 15:53:01 2016 No.14990558

>>14990493
>"Beginning armor-up procedure, Sir Knight."
You suppress a sigh as you step into the boots.
She does this every time.
>"Leggings affixed. Attaching greaves."
Why she's announcing everything, you don't know.
She's not even using her normal voice, but some emotionless monotone.
>"Primary under-armor layers in place, adding secondary layer shielding."
Shielding, she calls it. It's a tabard with self-repair and semi-indestructible enchants on it, not some energy protection or shell.
Of course, you don't point this out. She's very insistent on her terminology.
>"Armguards and pauldrons in place. Deploying weapon 'Blade of Honor' and shield 'Escutcheon of Love' to ensure ease of access."
Your old family heirlooms, the only part of your old gear that survived the events leading to meeting your wife.
You didn't choose the names, that was your grandmother's fault.
Still, if it makes your wife happy, it's fine.
>"Helm in position, affixing visor.
Your sight is momentarily obscured, then clears once the helmet and eyeguard are in place.
Immediately semi-transparent information readouts display in your vision, just readable but not in the way.
You don't know how she does it, but you won't complain.
>"Armor-Up sequence complete. Mission Ready is go."
Her voice, previously all around, is now in your ears, her face appearing on the edge of your vision.
"Alright, dear, let's move out. Remember, we need the supplies intact."
>"Acknowledged. Mission Commence."
You'll never understand why she needs all this action to take place whenever you go out to get sandwich fixings.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 15:53:27 2016 No.14990559 >>14990548 >Not shouting 'Fin Funnel!" and having your daughterus scatter about attacking the 'enemy'

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 15:55:00 2016 No.14990562 >>14990559 Living Armour daughteru funnels? Yes please. I want to go full Kshatriya with this.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 15:56:23 2016 No.14990568

>>14990557
>Tch! This doragon isn't going to let up!"
>"I guess it's time to ARMOUR UP!"
>"..."
>"ARMOUR UP!"
>"..Honey, what's wrong?"
"...You have to raise your sword in the air and make a circle."
>"..."
>"You've been watching Garo, haven't you?"
"...No."

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 15:59:46 2016 No.14990579

>>14990524
>Sgt. Unther teaching you how to use your waifu

>"Good morning! How does it feel to be strapped in a slutty walking curse at six a.m.?"
>"Bet you wish you'd studied harder in school eh?"
>"My name is Sergeant Unther"
>"I'm in the big armor right in front of you."
>"Stab me even once, and I'll turn that beercan you call a waifu into scrap."

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 15:59:51 2016 No.14990580 >>14990562 They have to be clinging to you and the waifu beforehand though, leaping off when you make the call.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 16:00:10 2016 No.14990582 >>14990558 Would it be wise to have some sort of undersuit/under-armor equipped at all times if you have a Living Armor waifu?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 16:00:11 2016 No.14990583 >>14990568 The worst part is because she can control your movements, she'll make you take those chuuni, action poses. The whole, hand covering an eye thing, running with your arms dangling behind you, that sort of thing.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 16:00:15 2016 No.14990585

>>14990558
I want to take her to the beach.
>"ENGAGING SUBTERRANEAN PROOFING"
>"That just means underground, sweety."
>"PROCURING OXYGEN SUPPLIES"
>Clouds move as your waifu stores a portion of the very atmosphere itself... somehow.
>"MODIFYING CHASSIS... COMPLETE. SUBMARINE EXPLORATION...VIABLE."
>Walk into the ocean, nowhere near as heavy as you should be wit hall this armor. And entirely dry. "Did you... waterproof this thing?"
>"Of course." she replies monotonously
>"Kind of defeats the purpose of going swimming, no?"
>"NEGATIVE. ENGAGING SPIRIT THRUSTERS."
>Cry out as you're literally thrust into a new adventure at the depths of the sea

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 16:01:02 2016 No.14990590 This thread has gone into some very strange territory.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 16:01:41 2016 No.14990592 >>14990590 it always does

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 16:01:45 2016 No.14990593 >>14990590 Meh. At least is not a shitstorm.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 16:02:00 2016 No.14990595 >>14990590 ...It really did, didn't it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 16:02:24 2016 No.14990597 >>14990590 day ends in 'y', skies blue, water wet, etc.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 16:02:25 2016 No.14990598 >>14990585 Gravity Suit upgrade to the Living Armor wife? Neat. Light Suit upgrade when?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 16:03:01 2016 No.14990601 >>14990593 and thank god for that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 16:04:12 2016 No.14990602 >>14990590 We're all having fun with Living Armour possibilities. Besides, this thread has been to much, much stranger places.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 16:05:28 2016 No.14990606 >>14990528 >>14990548 >>14990558 >>14990568 >>14990585 She's adorable.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 16:07:24 2016 No.14990613 >>14990590 I don't see how this is anything out of the ordinary. That, and at least Living Armors are getting more attention.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 16:10:44 2016 No.14990620 >All these chuuni Living Armors I bet they are good friends with Dullahans

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 16:13:26 2016 No.14990629 >>14990620 >chuuni I honestly hope they don't get typecast that way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 16:15:01 2016 No.14990633 File: 2 KB, 120x125, 1390020558711.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why are we here, just to suffer?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 16:16:04 2016 No.14990638 >>14990633 I'm here for the tentacles.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 16:16:25 2016 No.14990639 >>14990633 Because Adam listened to a woman

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 16:16:42 2016 No.14990640 File: 572 KB, 900x1200, Shitposting.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14990633 We are here to wait for our waifus to become real and to shitpost.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 16:16:58 2016 No.14990641 >>14990629 Threadcanon is a terrible thing indeed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 16:17:52 2016 No.14990645 >>14990585 Let's say a dad is out with his Living Armor daughters, do you think they GATTAI onto him, whether he likes it or not?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 16:18:05 2016 No.14990646 >>14990639 Yes, but many have yet to learn from his mistake.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 16:18:46 2016 No.14990649 >>14990629 Nah. They're kuu girls, so the standard will always be the calm, protective warrior. She fights with ferocity and cold efficiency to guard the life of her precious knight. >>14990638 Here you go. http://i.imgur.com/9H74G5s.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 16:19:14 2016 No.14990651 >>14990640 >that shirt She's getting bullied.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 16:19:17 2016 No.14990653 >>14990629 In a sense they aren't really chuuni if they do possess the power they claim to have Anyways, I'd rather have a Living Armor with a heavy past who barely talks out of fear of saying something she would regret

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 16:19:51 2016 No.14990655 >>14990640 >We are here to wait for our waifus to become real But we can't just wait, it will never happen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 16:20:42 2016 No.14990658 >>14990633 I'm here to fap to alps and shitpost and I'm all out of ideas on how to shitpost.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 16:20:50 2016 No.14990659 >>14990645 I want a living armor oneesan who cries out "Ototou GETS" whenever she sees me, and crash-equips herself onto me, opening up before she lands to swallow my in her armor and smother me with ghost cuddles

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 16:22:10 2016 No.14990666 File: 47 KB, 821x1021, 1458110683606.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14990655 I will dream of the Hellhound I'll never have until I die Anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 16:22:20 2016 No.14990667 I want to train a Wurm to be the worst Femme Fatale ever!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 16:22:29 2016 No.14990669 >>14990629 I prefer my Living Armor either Tsundere or Mayadere.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 16:22:41 2016 No.14990671 [SPOILER]

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>>14990655
>But we can't just wait, it will never happen.
Shhhhh, yes they will anon. You just have to wait for them to enter our realm.
Not nessesaerly the way you want them to, but hey! you win some, you loss some.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 16:23:07 2016 No.14990673 >>14988701 So it's like some sort of Phantom Cigar?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 16:24:06 2016 No.14990675 >>14990666 >>14990671 >Monstergirl portal opens when we're all dead

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 16:25:40 2016 No.14990684 >>14990659 >Hear something screech to a halt behind you >Suddenly this starts playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hd-jIvEXx6g >You don't know whether to run or not

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 16:26:19 2016 No.14990686 File: 651 KB, 1024x1024, UawH6A4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Friend of mine made me a Miia and daughteru model apparently they're fully rigged so i guess he can put them in any pose he wants

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 16:26:50 2016 No.14990687 >>14989801 I-is that Solaire?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 16:28:01 2016 No.14990689 >>14990686 >apparently they're fully rigged so i guess he can put them in any pose he wants Hehehehehe

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 16:29:12 2016 No.14990694 >>14990687 Of course it is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 16:29:29 2016 No.14990695 >>14990689 Anon stop, that's sick

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 16:30:24 2016 No.14990698 >>14990520 COMMUNIST THREAT DETECTED! ANCHORAGE WILL BE LIBERATED!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 16:30:24 2016 No.14990699 >>14990689 >>14990695 Get him to make them hold hands huehuehue

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 16:34:17 2016 No.14990709 >>14990699 You sicko!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 16:35:59 2016 No.14990714 >>14990686 >Little Miia doesn't have your eye color at least I guess not since they look the same as Miia's Come on man, imagine a cute loli daughteru with your eyes

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 16:37:36 2016 No.14990718 >>14990669 I want a Himedere one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 16:39:28 2016 No.14990729 >>14990718 >ara ara, you think you are strong enough to wear me? >Well little hero, let us just test your arrogance and see.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 16:43:09 2016 No.14990737

>>14990718
A Himedere Living armor would be all flash really. Intricate engravings, gemstones and gold, and a haughty attitude to match.
She'd demand that you polish her to a mirror shine every day and treat you like her servant. She'd force you to take poses and look as good on the battlefield as possible even if that's not a good idea.
And when her arrogance and show-offish behavior gets you gravely wounded, she'd use her power to staunch your wounds as best she can while confessing her love to you and tearfully begging you not to leave her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 16:46:37 2016 No.14990748 >>14990737 She sounds lovely. Himederes are the best.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 16:49:05 2016 No.14990757 >>14990737 I like it! We should really do a living armor writefag night one night soon. They have unlimited potential.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 16:51:34 2016 No.14990762

>>14990737
>You will never be a servant, where one of your jobs is to care for an enchanted suit of armor in your master's collection, with a haughty himedere spirit residing inside.
>She goes on about how it's an honor for you to be able to touch her resplendent form and master craftsmanship, scolding you for missing a spot, or being lazy.
>Whenever she gets uppity, you just start polishing some of her armor's more sensitive areas.
>She objects vocally, telling you to remove your servant hands away from that area while she stutters and stammers, but she doesn't stop you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 16:51:50 2016 No.14990763 File: 673 KB, 1024x1024, XadFCXY.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14990714 >>14990699 He did both of these

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 16:54:30 2016 No.14990771 >>14990686 >>14990763 Why do they have the proportions of a Pop vinyl figure?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 16:56:28 2016 No.14990773 >>14990771 Those are usually wider and grosser He said he was making me chibis I think they're cute definitely a lot cuter then that pop shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 16:56:42 2016 No.14990774 >>14990737 >>14990762 What a precious suit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:00:00 2016 No.14990783 >>14990773 True, I suppose. I'd love to see how he'd do with a full-sized, proportioned girl too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:02:36 2016 No.14990789 >>14990783 Hell of a lot more work, especially since you can't gloss over details in the same way.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:04:20 2016 No.14990795

>>14990762
>Male servants get together.
>Each one getting tired of that stuck-up, talking suit of armor treating them like dirt.
>Agree something needs to be done.
>They all sneak into the armory one night, and close the door.
>Haughty armor springs to life.
>"What is the meaning of this? I don't believe I requested a midnight polishing!"
>The servants hold her down, while she squirms about.
>The rest start taking out polish and cleaning cloths.
>They go to town on her sensitive spots, while the spirit moans and cries out in pleasure.
>Just an orgy of servants wiping and rubbing polish on her.
>"S-Stop this at once! If you keep going like this! Ahnn!~"
>The armor spasms violently, then collapses in a heap of scattered pieces.
>The servants leave the armory, with her panting on the floor surrounded by cleaning cloths and polish.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:07:02 2016 No.14990801 >>14990795 Aw now she can't get married. Also would tsundere armors be really spiky?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:09:43 2016 No.14990806 >>14990801 Spiky on the outside, with a soft velvet/leather interior that's really comfortable.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:12:58 2016 No.14990815 >>14990801 >>14990806 Like a reverse iron maiden. The plushest leather on the inside, supporting your weight totally, and an exterior that could lacerate your hand with so much as a stray brush.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:14:55 2016 No.14990823

>>14990806
>>14990815
Sounds lovely. I bet she'd get all defensive if you complimented her inner softness too.

What other dere's are there? Chunni armor would make Final Fantasy villains question it's practicality, Yandere's would be very tight fitting

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:16:11 2016 No.14990825 What kind of living armor spirit would inhabit a suit of Daedric armor?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:17:42 2016 No.14990830 >>14990823 Kuudere Armors would have a sterile and cold look to them, with the interior dependent on what personality lies beneath the kuudereness.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:18:16 2016 No.14990834 >>14990823 Yandere armor would be designed so that you would never want to take it off. I want mayadere armor that's really scary looking and forces you to commit sinful acts, which turn her on. Cursed armor basically.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:20:16 2016 No.14990840 File: 999 KB, 1280x1708, 1456071390966-0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "What'cha want runt? Can't you see your Onee-san's busy?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:21:11 2016 No.14990843 >>14990840 I had a nightmare again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:21:42 2016 No.14990845 >>14990840 Guess someone just talked themself out of a nice dinner.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:22:34 2016 No.14990847 >>14990840 I can see my Onee-san is a bit fat, yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:22:47 2016 No.14990849 >>14990840 Calm down man, all I did was say hey. Do you want anything from the kitchen while I'm up though?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:23:18 2016 No.14990852 >>14990840 But onee-san, it's time for our nightly "cuddle" time. You wouldn't let me go to bed without cuddling me, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:23:40 2016 No.14990855 >>14990825 Probably a Chuuni.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:24:20 2016 No.14990856 >>14990840 I was trying to make a batch of those chocolates you were talking about with your friends.. C-could you try this and let me know how it is?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:27:05 2016 No.14990862 >>14990840 That's actually why I came to talk with you. You're never around anymore, always so distant, so cold... Why are you avoiding me? Do you...do you not like me anymore?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:28:13 2016 No.14990864 >RPing You guys are no better than wiki scum.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:31:43 2016 No.14990874 >>14990864 They'll pilfer out once people call them out on their shit enough. Same thing happened to the paladinfags eons ago.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:31:51 2016 No.14990875 >>14990864 Unfortunately, it's become more or less the norm at this point. You could have stopped this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:33:38 2016 No.14990883 >>14990875 >You could have stopped this. This is the future you chose.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:34:41 2016 No.14990886 >>14990874 >implying we ever left Well, whatever helps you sleep at night.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:34:56 2016 No.14990887 >>14990864 At least we don't do the does random action thing in here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:35:26 2016 No.14990891 >>14990874 People love paladins. Unless you mean those HERESY 40kiddies which are not paladinfags at all.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:35:52 2016 No.14990894

>>14990875
>You could have stopped this.
Luckily, it can be stopped. Stuff like >>1499084, that one Kiki RPer (who's probably Gelatin but who knows), and maybe a couple more can be stopped if you disregard the autists defending them and call them out on their shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:36:45 2016 No.14990898 >>14990894 The Kiki RPes is probably the most harmless one though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:36:58 2016 No.14990899 >>14990894 >>14990840

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:38:14 2016 No.14990903 >>14990887 It's a blessing I'm thankful for every day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:38:40 2016 No.14990905 >>14990898 No such thing as harmless RP. If anthing, it's more likely to encourage that shit in these threads from using a monstergirl which seems to be popular around here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:40:35 2016 No.14990908 >>14990898 RP is never "harmless", and should never have a place here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:41:01 2016 No.14990909 >>14990887 >At least we don't do the does random action thing in here. What exactly is does random action? I've never looked at the RPing on hte wiki.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:42:19 2016 No.14990912 >>14990909 What planet are you from where you've never seen unsheathes katana? It sure isn't Earth.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:42:47 2016 No.14990913 >>14990908 Neither should shitposting, but it still happens.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:43:26 2016 No.14990914 >>14990864 It's just a fun caption next to an image, sheesh anon.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:43:34 2016 No.14990915
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>>14990843
"Ugh, fine runt, but, tonight's the last night you sleep in my bed, you're 20 for crying out loud!"

>>14990849
"O-Oh, sure, a beer would be nice right now."

>>14990856
"Needs more sugar, but you've got the idea."

>>14990862
"OF COURSE I STILL LOVE YOU! I JUST CAN'T LOOK AT YOU AFTER THAT NIGHT IN IOWA!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:43:39 2016 No.14990916 >>14990909 Exactly that. Holds up spork Glomps Teleports behind you It's like stage directions. Shitty, childish stage directions.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:43:46 2016 No.14990917

>>14990891
>People love paladins
Not everyone, I personally hate them because it usually means every human warrior in the setting has to be a Paladin by default despite them not even existing in the setting.

It's thread canon bought over by the /tg/ posters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:43:51 2016 No.14990918 >>14990909 Just a lazy writing thing, instead of describing the whole action people just randomly use the * to say they did certain stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:44:23 2016 No.14990920 >>14990912 I tend to stay away from those places. I don't think I need to explain why.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:44:41 2016 No.14990921 >>14990914 Not him. But you say that, then >>14990915

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:45:37 2016 No.14990926 >>14990914 Seems as though >>14990921 took the words right out of my mouth.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:45:54 2016 No.14990927 I want to hang out with a bunch of shortstack dwarves.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:46:41 2016 No.14990932 >>14990921 >>14990926 But that's just shitposting though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:47:06 2016 No.14990935 >>14990927 But... aren't all dwarves shortstacks?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:47:20 2016 No.14990937 >>14990927 Isn't "shortstack dwarves" kind of redundant? Or are you telling me you want even shorter, even more stacked dwarves?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:47:50 2016 No.14990939 >>14990887 Some faggot was unironically doing that a couple of threads ago. The RPfags have to go and they have to go now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:47:58 2016 No.14990940 >>14990932 Are they different things?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:48:16 2016 No.14990941 >>14990935 Depends. KC's are lolis >>14990937 See above, but, yes, I'd take even shorter, more stacked ones.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:49:16 2016 No.14990945 >>14990940 It is possible to have one without the other.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:49:33 2016 No.14990947 >>14990940 Not all shitposting is RP, but all RP is shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:49:53 2016 No.14990949 >>14990935 They should be but KC fucked up and made them way too small. I like imagine fully grown dwarves as being around Hobgoblin size with ever so slightly smaller breasts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:49:58 2016 No.14990950 >>14990932 It's not "just" shitposting even if they are only pretending to be retarded. If acting like a faggot is tolerated, actual faggots will think they're welcome.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:50:34 2016 No.14990953

>>14990917
>Hating /tg/
>Getting upset over the designated term Hero being fully exchangeable with Paladin in KC
Seriously dude. Where do you think these threads started before they were even on /a/? And don't say /d/ because they predate that too.

Honestly, the reason people use paladin and it works so well it because it automatically has all the connotations of blessed warrior without the ambiguity of hero.

That being said, people do need to have a lot more regular militia, knights, bandits, freelancers and whatever. Paladins suffer from lilim syndrome. People pick them when a lesser more common fighter does the job just as well or better.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:51:18 2016 No.14990955 >>14990947 Now this is fact.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:51:56 2016 No.14990958 >>14990945 >>14990947 That's some Venn diagram bullshit right there, but I believe it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:52:37 2016 No.14990959 >>14990941 >>14990949 >KC's are lolis Oh yeah...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:54:40 2016 No.14990962 >>14990915 Alright, here's your beer. Lemme know if you need something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:55:47 2016 No.14990968 >>14990959 The sad part is, they were shortstacks once upon a time. Thanks mamanobama.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:57:20 2016 No.14990973 >>14990959 I know. I'd love to walk into a tavern of short, busty women with muscles, some of whom are in plate, that want to just blow off some steam after a hard day of work.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:58:10 2016 No.14990976 >>14990947 Fair. But aren't there a lot of shitposting in general here? Why is RPing so bad compared to the other shitposting? I mean, they could probably just go to a place where people are ok with RPing, but I like to hear your argument.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:58:55 2016 No.14990979

>>14990955
>>14990958
I usually hate being so blunt like that, and I despise the whole "black and white only, no inbetween" frame of mind this thread sometimes adopts.
But I'm also a massive hypocrite, which means I can just say "RP is shit in every circumstance ever, no exceptions" and not feel bad about it. Because it's true.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:00:30 2016 No.14990986 >>14990973 >>14990968 Do you guys think he will ever make a shortstack girl? I hope so.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:01:24 2016 No.14990988 >>14990915 You're never too old to sleep with oneesan.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:02:40 2016 No.14990993 >>14990986 One day.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:03:05 2016 No.14990997

>>14990976
4chan is very far from being the actual worst community on the internet. RPing is literally the level of shit you'd find on youtube comments, furry diaper vore whateverthefuck forums and 12 year old naruto fan facebook pages. It's a level of cancerous autism far beyond acceptability.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:03:13 2016 No.14990998

>>14990986
>Forgetting hobgoblin

If anything, that profile gives me hope that shortstacks can pop up in any loli race, and are automatically made the boss. This is why baphlat created her evil Saturday organization to war against tits. The second a shortstack bap shows up, she's out of a job.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:05:07 2016 No.14991003

>>14990953
Don't pretend /tg/ doesn't have as many shit things about it as any other board, it's not perfect by any stretch of the imagination. People use Paladin rather than hero because they're suborn and too lazy to start using the correct terms now, that wasn't even my point though.

There's a whole slew of classes confirmed to exist in the setting outside of "paladin" heroes including magical girls, zipangu monster slayers, archers, all sorts of priests, summoners and more.
>Paladins suffer from lilim syndrome
And you hit the nail on the head right here, yet it doesn't get called out nearly as much because "muh thread culture."

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:05:14 2016 No.14991004 >>14990915 >"Needs more sugar, but you've got the idea." Ah! Thanks, sis! I can always count on you. I-if there's ever any way I can, you know, help you, just let me know...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:06:13 2016 No.14991012 >>14990962 >>14990988 >>14991004 Stop.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:06:22 2016 No.14991013 >>14990997 So tl;dr if we allow it, shit can get out of hand and get really shitty? Isn't that the slippery slope fallacy? Probably still true tho

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:08:22 2016 No.14991022 >>14991013 It's not a fallacy if it's objectively true and backed up by prior statistical evidence.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:09:50 2016 No.14991024 >>14991012 Ok, sorry

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:09:53 2016 No.14991025
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>>14990976
It's not a case of what's more severe or awful. It's all bad. But >>14990997 is also correct.

RP is just more easily seen and targeted. It's distinct, and everyone here with even some sense can agree that it's bad. That's why when you see it posted, you'll see people unanimously agreeing that it's awful, and uniting to shut it down, take it out back and shoot it.

Compare it to something which also causes this thread to fall into chaos: Yuri.
The reason the thread devolves into a shitstorm so hard over it is because people can make arguments both for and against it. Let's just leave that topic at that, and not mention this particular tangeant any more, because we all know it'll devolve into a shitstorm no matter what.

But, anyway, back to the original point. As far as shitposting goes, RP is just so much more outstanding and easier to stop. Unlike someone shitposting like that "Jump off a bridge guy", where they'll just keep going until they get banned.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:10:06 2016 No.14991026 >>14991013 The /a/ MonMusu threads represent the slippery slope pretty well from what I've observed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:11:15 2016 No.14991036 >>14991013 And additionally, the retards doing it are painfully obvious in their newfaggotry and autism, having not lurked fucking more to even understand basic things about posting on 4chan.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:11:18 2016 No.14991037 >>14990639 Cause god placed a snake there, knowing full well exactly what's going to happen. The moral of the story is kill god and NTR Adam with Lilith.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:11:24 2016 No.14991039

>>14991003
>Don't pretend /tg/ doesn't have as many shit things about it as any other board, it's not perfect by any stretch of the imagination
40kiddies and GW slaves have been ruining /tg/ since it was first formed to contain them. But the DnD grogs aren't at fault for any of that, and they seem to be the ones you're pissed at for no good reason.

But people almost never talk about any kind of hero other than an order hero, which is 100% a paladin. That again, like we agree, is it's own separate problem everybody should be working to fix.

Also, I call both paladins and lilims out. I love them both, but they really need to have a solid purpose in a story.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:12:19 2016 No.14991043 >>14990640 Aussie Sahuagin She's my dream girl, or at least one permutation of such.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:12:31 2016 No.14991044 >>14991037 But God also gave man Free Will. Adam chose to obey Eve, who chose to obey the Snake.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:13:24 2016 No.14991050 Is Crayonanon just gone from these threads now? I haven't seen him post anything new in ages.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:13:48 2016 No.14991054 >>14991022 This. The fall of tons of online groups over the ages to this sort of thing is well documented. Hell, that shit has been going on since the heyday of AoL and old school chat rooms.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:15:53 2016 No.14991064

>>14991039
Also while we're at it, another thing that bugs me is that people always talk about paladins/heroes like there's plenty of them going around when they're meant to be the elite of the elite. They're rare and seeing two in the same place would only happen in unusual circumstances.

Sets off my autism hard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:16:49 2016 No.14991066 >>14991025 >>14991036 Allright. But just for clarity sake. Where is the line drawn between the “what do” thing and full on RP? Is “what do” RP or is it ok? Dose CYOAs exist on that scale?

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:17:18 2016 No.14991070

>>14991025
Not him but it's the same as any argument about allowed content including the one for yuri.

>This thing is bad and brings bad people here
>Well I like it and I don't see any harm in it

And generally the first one is always right. It's the faggots coming in and trying to upset status quo that always do the second.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:19:25 2016 No.14991076 File: 54 KB, 699x510, 1454569090691.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to brush a shark's teeth.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:19:52 2016 No.14991080 >>14991050 He was here in the last thread, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:20:54 2016 No.14991085 >>14991076 That's just ugly to look at. Can that drawfag even draw?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:23:52 2016 No.14991092 >>14991044 Such free will is superfluous if he already knows the exact outcome.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:24:21 2016 No.14991093 >>14991076 That statement is false.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:24:24 2016 No.14991094 >>14991064 Exactly the lilim problem. >less than 100 after a thousand years >demigod daughters of the demon lord >yet see them as random lower middle class senpai in highschool God that pisses me off.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:26:45 2016 No.14991101

>>14991066
The whole "A wurm is slobbering over your dick and prom's tomorrow, what do?" shit seems to have taken root here from the MGE wiki. Even if it's not people from there posting stuff here, it might be adapted from there.

I don't like it's repetitive nature, and it's pretty much just a roll game in a slightly different skin, but that's me. They seem to be pretty popular just because these threads don't happen on a once-a-week-basis any more; they're a full on general. And with every general, you almost always get recurring elements. It's nowhere near as bad as full on RP, though.

CYOAs used to be posted here, but now you don't see them anymore. The last one was scorched earth'd by a janny, so most people think they're banned. But because the moderation feedback on this site is awful to the point of nonexistence, you can't 100% say for sure. They might actually be completely fine to post, and people are just assuming they're not based on what happened last time. Who fucking knows, because no-one will tell us.

But otherwise, people here have been fine with CYOAs in the past, if they're managed well and had some thought and effort put into them. Essentially if they were more-or-less a full story with choices every 1000 words or so.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:28:17 2016 No.14991104 >>14991080 I could only really skim through the last thread to catch up, so I must missed it. What did he post?

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:30:45 2016 No.14991116

>>14991101
>>14991066

Most of 4chan's CYOA communities have migrated to running on Anonkun. Mostly because it allows anonymity and tripfagging options like 4chan, but without all the drawbacks (persistent automatic archiving, built in die-rolling and polling tools, protections against "ballot stuffing" (multiple votes from one person), ability for authors to ban/mute trolls, etc).

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:31:33 2016 No.14991118 >>14991104 More mofubat. >>14985093 I already posted this image in this thread so now use linking back to the previous one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:32:39 2016 No.14991124 >>14991118 Knigga, that's not Crayon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:33:27 2016 No.14991127 >>14991116 It's definitely much easuer when you have a format structured for CYOA stories, rather than just the barebones type-and-post system we have on 4chan. >>14991118 That's Latenight, you moist crumpet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:33:42 2016 No.14991128 >>14991124 Oh fug, my mind registered Crayonanon as latenight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:33:47 2016 No.14991129 >>14991094 That's sort of an innate problem with them tho. they are either over power demigods that no-one can resist no matter what. Or they are just slightly more powerful succubi.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:34:34 2016 No.14991132 >>14991050 He posted as recently as Cu Sith.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:35:56 2016 No.14991135 >>14991129 >they are either over power demigods that no-one can resist no matter what. Canon >Or they are just slightly more powerful succubi. Pretty much the role of the regular succubus when compared to the lesser succubus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:37:58 2016 No.14991140 >>14991129 >Or they are just slightly more powerful succubi Who the fuck would say that

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:38:53 2016 No.14991145 File: 777 KB, 1576x2000, BREAK THEIR RANKS, TRAMPLE THEM UNDERFOOT.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] YOUR BODY AND SOUL NOW BELONGS TO THE SHADOW ISLES, BOY! YES THAT INCLUDES YOUR PENIS! IT SHALL BE USED THOROUGHLY! butstillgently

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:39:45 2016 No.14991150 File: 300 KB, 979x1251, 1459204785409.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FAT MONOEYE TATS!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:40:09 2016 No.14991155 >>14991132 That still feels like it was quite a long time ago. When was Cu Sith posted, around December?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:40:17 2016 No.14991156 >>14991140 >Who the fuck would say that There are some storys that treat them like that. >>14991135 >Canon wich is why they are really fucking boring. They are still good waifus, but they suck in all storys.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:40:33 2016 No.14991158 >>14991150 Good but they could be bigger.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:42:07 2016 No.14991168 >>14991158 How much bigger are we talking?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:43:43 2016 No.14991176 >>14991168 Depends. They easily need to be as big, if not bigger, than her eye.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:44:55 2016 No.14991181 >>14991145 I do get an option? no? What if I asked nicley? I hate that I read that in hecarims voice.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:49:05 2016 No.14991195

>>14991156
>wich is why they are really fucking boring.

They're an end boss, an inscrutable force of nature. They're not meant to be a relatable cuddlemonster. Of course you could always treat them like normal power mad assholes like greek gods or something, but that doesn't improve things much.

They are what they are, and if used properly can be very interesting. Reducing them to vanilla succubi is just a waste, like making an Archangel a Cherub.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:50:02 2016 No.14991198 >>14990686 >>14990763 That's absolutely adorable. How long did it take him to make the models?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:52:07 2016 No.14991210 Would a city of monster girls be worse or way worse than Baltimore?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:53:45 2016 No.14991220 >>14991210 Better as the only monkeys there would try and get you to spank their rears.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:56:11 2016 No.14991235 >>14991220 I don't think I could resist those monkeys, especially if they were good at dirty talking.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:56:59 2016 No.14991240 File: 831 KB, 557x568, DanceMaster.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Suddenly Sandworms. How would you adapt her inside body to fit a more modern life? Remember she wants to touch and stay close to you as much as possible.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:57:15 2016 No.14991241 >>14991210 Well, Monstergirl City is Detroit, and I'm pretty sure that's a good deal worse than even the rusty carcasses of the old colonial cities. On the other hand, monstergirls..

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:57:35 2016 No.14991243 >>14991210 Whats Monster Girl San Francisco like? TFW San Francisco just banned all travel to my state. Feels so fucking good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:57:58 2016 No.14991247 >>14991240 She dances better than me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:58:09 2016 No.14991250 >>14991243 >Whats Monster Girl San Francisco like? Alps everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:58:11 2016 No.14991251 >>14991235 They'd probably ask for you to give them your banana.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:58:41 2016 No.14991254 >>14991243 They call it "The Alp City"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:59:19 2016 No.14991257 Does Barb take commisions?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:59:43 2016 No.14991262 >>14991243 What? Are you in the US? That doesn't seem legal.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:59:52 2016 No.14991263

>>14991195
The problem is that they can't be a end boss. I know it's '>KC lore' but it's basically impossible to defeat them.

You fight them head on? You get monsterized or incubized and loss.
You try and make a sneak attack? You get monsterized or incubized and loss.
You use magic to protect yourself? Nope, they are too powerful for that.
You are a hero? You still loss.
You are「YOU」? Well you will never hurt them and then you fall in love with them.

They are (in KC cannon) to strong to be interesting.
That's not to say that they can't be used in a interesting way. There are some stories that does that.
But they are just so boring because "they are so strong that they instantly corrupt you simply by being near you" shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:00:51 2016 No.14991270 >>14991262 http://www.newser.com/story/222644/san-francisco-bans-city-travel-to-north-carolina-over-new-law.html TFW saved from Alps

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:01:20 2016 No.14991273 >>14991251 They would certainly get it, although I'm worried about getting flanked by them so they can whisper encouragements into my ears.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:01:36 2016 No.14991276 >>14991263 What they need is a counterweight. Archangel profile when KC?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:02:44 2016 No.14991284 >>14991270 saved FROM alps BY alps WITH alps FOR alps.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:03:08 2016 No.14991285 >>14991276 Oh boy, I can't wait for another profile about a holy girl that can't stop her eventual corruption and turning into another generic rapist slut.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:03:24 2016 No.14991288 >>14991276 >Archangel profile when KC? Some day... I hope...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:03:41 2016 No.14991290 File: 387 KB, 700x725, 1459206221087.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14986460

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:03:49 2016 No.14991291 >>14991257 Yeah, but I don't know if he's open or not.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:04:36 2016 No.14991296 >>14991270 The gayest place on the planet banning gays? What the fuck am I reading?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:05:40 2016 No.14991302 >>14991285 I'm so saddened that you're right. That is totally what he would do with her. Curse you KC!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:05:43 2016 No.14991303 >>14991290 it still hurts....

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:06:25 2016 No.14991308 >>14991210 Better honestly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:06:40 2016 No.14991310 >>14991285 Well we can practically make a song of this by now… And this is why we don’t like KC cannon

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:07:24 2016 No.14991311 >>14991290 I want to hug that Jinko. I really, really want to hug her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:07:35 2016 No.14991312 >>14991290 She'll get better, I'm sure of it! Also, good work on her proportions. Her paws are at a goldilocks point of "just right".

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:08:02 2016 No.14991316 >>14991310 Aww darn it, it didn't post it properly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:08:19 2016 No.14991318 >>14991302 He could make an archangel be a girl who actively dispels corruption and demonic energy, to cure girls like angels and valkyries. That'd be interesting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:09:24 2016 No.14991322 >>14988223 [X]Push on base of tailbone [X]Make Kittens

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:09:27 2016 No.14991324 >>14991318 He could, but he won't. He would probably make her actively corrupt women.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:09:47 2016 No.14991326 >>14991243 Remember when San Francisco was a rich as fuck mining town full of manly men from all over the world? Where did it all go so wrong?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:09:54 2016 No.14991327 >>14991318 It would be awesome... He will never do it because "But they are the good guys, they can't loss" shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:12:26 2016 No.14991339 >>14991324 Of Course! Anything that is against the monsters and/or the mary sue DL has no redeeming qualities what so ever and is pure evil.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:13:59 2016 No.14991347

I had a thought.
Basically, the MGE is a lot like WH40K.

Except instead of everything being GRIM as FUCK, everything is FUCK as FUCK

The closest thing to a "True Good" is sort of dead, most of the others keep getting corrupted to hell and back, nine times out of ten the "Good Guys" are more like murdertastic psychos who either get themselves corrupted or killed/married, the local physical gods are basically idealistic/hedonistic jerks at best and semi-genocidal nutcases at worst, the actual Gods themselves can be best likened to uncaring experimenters, and there's an artificial stagnation that is desperately maintained in-universe to avoid any sort of intervention by said Gods.

Over-simplified, I know, but there's a lot of similarities.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:14:21 2016 No.14991349 >>14991198 Not too long, he started on them yesterday i think

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:14:53 2016 No.14991350 >>14991347 >40kiddie Away with you sir!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:15:48 2016 No.14991357 >>14991347 You're seeing the similarity because both of them do the same thing, and their narratives have the same problem, but on completely opposite ends of the spectrum.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:15:52 2016 No.14991360

>>14991285
Yeah, I'm also still a little upset over the Valkyrie profile.
>If they ever realize they love you, then they become corrupted into a Dark Valkyrie who's only interested in sex.
Fuck you to KC, why can't I have my pure and righteous angel waifu?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:18:05 2016 No.14991371 >>14991360 Cause good is bad mmm'kay. Now let's all celebrate what a hero Dereulla is for for turning another city into a demonic orgy pit. Yay! Fuckin' KC

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:18:15 2016 No.14991374 >>14991360 Because Druella dindu nuffin

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:18:30 2016 No.14991375 >>14991347 >Basically, the MGE is a lot like WH40K. Thankfully it's not.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:19:32 2016 No.14991379 >>14991360 But anon, due to "MAMONOBANA" she will stay pure for you... By having sex with you non stop. Why must you do this to us KC?

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:20:35 2016 No.14991382
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>>14991374
Except y'know, there's plenty of monsters that don't exactly agree with the way she's handling things and think she needs to dial it back a little bit on the EVERYONE, EVERYWHERE MUST BE OF MAKING FUCK.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:20:55 2016 No.14991384 File: 1015 KB, 320x234, 1437323791397.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14991374 this

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:20:57 2016 No.14991385 >All this anti-KC whining Take it to MGU where it belongs.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:21:30 2016 No.14991388

>>14991360
Yeah, I hate that too. The dark valkyries have nothing going for them whatsoever, especially compared to the regular version. They just become another "hurr, nonstop sex with a footnote so I'm not copying and pasting these descriptions" monstergirl, which is boring and repetitive.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:22:41 2016 No.14991392 >>14991382 All they care about is "dumb bitch is taking away possible husbands with monsterizing all these inferior human bitches" They have no problem with any of the rest of it.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:23:36 2016 No.14991398

>>14991360
Looking at the wrong setting if you want something pure and holy.
>only interested in sex
Does it really need to be said time and time again that the scholar exaggerates and that in most cases this is just 2-3 sex sessions a day? I thought we ditched this shit when MGU got BTFO.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:25:28 2016 No.14991406 >>14991398 Except you're wrong when you're talking about the Fallen God land of eternal fuckery. Guess who the Dark Valks align with?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:25:35 2016 No.14991408 >>14991385 I don't know about you, but no-one here seam to ever have liked 100% of KC cannon. It just seam to varie how much we actuly like.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:27:15 2016 No.14991413 >>14991406 ETTERNAL FUCK LOOP, YEY!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:30:59 2016 No.14991432 File: 122 KB, 700x396, 1459207859932.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] More Wendigos let's go!

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:31:04 2016 No.14991434
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>>14991388
I also far prefer the regular Valkyrie design over the dark version. In fact, the Valkyrie colour edits are among my favourite because I like her base design so much.

It also helps that Valkyries are basically a lot like a monstergirl version of Sunbros.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:31:45 2016 No.14991437 >You will never be an officer working to fight the new drug trade monster girls have brought into your city. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dxnr9fV-Ts

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:31:58 2016 No.14991438

>>14991392
Except there's at least five different factions in the MGE world that we know of:

The Order - Theocratic totalitarian society that's strictly anti-monster. Basically Equilibrium with less getting shot in the head for reading fucking poetry.

The Sabbath - Praise be to the First, for her chest was perfectly flat and nips were symmetrical with the rest of her body. Praise be!

Druella's Faction - Some women just want to watch the world fuck. If it has an orifice and there's a dick nearby that dick better be fucking plunging in and out of it.

Green Monster Realms (i.e. Ilassa's, possibly Vamore idk senpai, Pharaoh and Khepri King) - Peaceful cohabitation. Some flaws such as dissidents and vocal minorities but otherwise has a pleasant existence.

Chaos Demons - ía ía png'wali Cthulhu ftaghn! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn!

Like the whole fucking bit with the Monster Lord and Hero is ironically of all things mostly a lover's spat than an actual "they're just fucking 24/7 non-stop come on guys". The Monster Lord wants everybody to be of making fuck and the Hero wants there to be a choice.

But it's been stated by KC that even Druella is considered extreme by standard monster means and we're talking about comparing that to shit like fucking Ushi-Onis in the mood chasing some random Joe down like they're linebackers high on PCP and his testes are every football ever made.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:32:28 2016 No.14991444 >>14986460 Never thought about that before. Having a waifu war and the one on the top gets me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:37:55 2016 No.14991461 File: 120 KB, 900x683, 1452741993145.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14991432 "We meet again, traveler"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:39:30 2016 No.14991471 >>14991461 Poor little thing, want to lift her up out of the snow

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:40:04 2016 No.14991473

>>14991438
First you forgot a ton.

Vanilla Demon Lord Faction- Grab a husband at any cost
Zipangu- The only actual "cohabitation" and that mostly consists of monster worship
Mist- Unknown

Green is nothing about peaceful cohabitation. It's literally just a green nonaligned realm. You still monsterfy in it just the same. Same thing as an undead kingdom of endless night. It's only a palette swap.

The only ones who are even close enough to Order lands to comment on Deruella are people from the Demon Lord areas. Even then, the major complaint of the 3 quotes that KC gave as examples was "monsterizing women makes less husbands for the rest of us", the other two being "you go girl", and "that bitch needs to get laid"

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:42:01 2016 No.14991483

>>14991438
>Green Monster Realms (i.e. Ilassa's, possibly Vamore idk senpai, Pharaoh and Khepri King) - Peaceful cohabitation. Some flaws such as dissidents and vocal minorities but otherwise has a pleasant existence.
>Peaceful cohabitation.
Except for you know, the spreading of demonic energy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:43:09 2016 No.14991493 >>14991483 Perhaps "peaceful" as in non-violent and non-forceful.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:43:17 2016 No.14991494 >>14991434 Definitely, it's a really strong, elegant design to work off of. There's the glowing version of the that recolour I like a lot, and the red-haired version. All of them are really strong.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:45:18 2016 No.14991502

>>14991438
Don't forget that Druella's faction do believe in Monster Girl Supremacy. However, they believe that Monster Girls are responsible for the weaker Human Boys, and should love and care for them, hence Devil's and Demon's natural tendency to spoil and dote on human boys. Human Boys are weaker and beneath them, but that's not a bad thing. They just need to be loved and protected. They also believe in corrupting as much as possible.

Essentially, Druella's Faction is the closest to an Onee-sabbath we'll have. Shame people don't talk about it much considering they're right.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:47:39 2016 No.14991510 File: 211 KB, 803x789, 1459208859368.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14991502 >Shame people don't talk about it much considering they're right. Only if they ask nicely

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:49:45 2016 No.14991518 >>14991502 God damn I forgot that most monster girls treat you like you're a fucking pet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:50:50 2016 No.14991521 >>14991518 Not so much most, but most of the "femdom-y" ones.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:51:38 2016 No.14991525 >>14991521 So most.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:52:09 2016 No.14991530 File: 2.46 MB, 2480x3508, 1430771396835.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14991518 And that's not a problem.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:53:05 2016 No.14991532 >>14991518 I won't stand for this! I want to spoil her with snacks and head pats!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:54:35 2016 No.14991537 >>14991521 It's like both KC and this thread are unable to grasp the concept that femdom and maledom are normally just states that apply in the bedroom, and are next to meaningless when a couple isn't actually getting intimate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:54:43 2016 No.14991538 >>14991530 Yes actually, it is. I don't quite appreciate being treated like I'm a fucking quadriplegic. I'm a god damn man, not some puppy with all of it's legs broken.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:55:21 2016 No.14991540 >>14991290 Why must you remind me of my sins anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:56:17 2016 No.14991546 >>14991408 Are you drunk? Anyone who types like that is either shitfaced or on youtube.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:56:21 2016 No.14991547 >>14991540 Never forget.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:57:31 2016 No.14991554 File: 184 KB, 818x1157, 1427097140179.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14991538 Aww, that's cute. I'm sure Monster Girls think you're "spunky" and "tsundere", and reward you with headpats and treats.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:57:44 2016 No.14991555 >>14991540 The Sins never die Can't wash this blood off our hands.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:58:47 2016 No.14991559 >>14991538 Well considering how humanity has been doing lately, maybe it's for the best.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:59:29 2016 No.14991561 Man, you didn't lie to me about /monster/ After this no matter what happens, I will always like you anons.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:59:30 2016 No.14991562 >>14991537 You're missing the actual point here, and just talking bdsmfag nonsense.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:59:46 2016 No.14991564 >>14991555 Memories Broken The Truth goes unspoken I've even forgotten my naaaaame.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:00:15 2016 No.14991566

>>14991518
>>14991538
>not wanting your strong onee-san who loves you more than anything to care for you and dote on you
>not wanting her to leg lock you and insist on not letting go all night till you fall alseep on her breast pillow while sitll inside her
>not wanting her to be your ideal housewife while that gets a warm smile whenever she sees you doing something you enjoy
>not wanting to have the time to work on what you want, like art, or some sort of trade, or a home business

I want to live in a small RPG town and work as a blacksmith with my loving wife who would cuddle me after a long day of working on my passions!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:00:30 2016 No.14991567 >>14991546 It's 2 am, I'm half drunk and dyslectic. I'm not even sure why I'm still posting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:00:45 2016 No.14991568 >>14991559 Maybe to you, but I will never share your views. >>14991554 Any monster girls that tried that would get a slap across the face.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:02:17 2016 No.14991573 >>14991566 Yeah anon, I don't want that at all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:02:49 2016 No.14991575 >>14991554 >>14991530 http://i.imgur.com/l3YZqVp.jpg First thing this discussion made me think of.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:02:55 2016 No.14991577 >>14991561 ... Care to elaborate?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:02:55 2016 No.14991578 >>14991562 I'm making a comment on why this discussion is even happening in the first place >Talking about BDSM in a conversation about femdom, an aspect of BSDM What a surprise!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:05:58 2016 No.14991586 >>14991577 I simply went there, it's weird, slow as fuck and retarded, I'm sorry to say I don't have anything worth your time, I couldn't stand it for more than a few seconds.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:06:07 2016 No.14991587
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>>14991564
This is reminding me of way back when I first started coming to these threads.

>>14991566
I wouldn't mind running a store in a monstergirl village and greeting my tall /fit/ Hellhound warrior waifu when she comes back from patrol with a big hug.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:06:35 2016 No.14991589 >>14991561 What's scary is they're still better than TFT. They don't shill here or start shit anymore.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:06:44 2016 No.14991590 Y'know, if you don't want a domineering MG waifu it seems like the obvious course of action would be to go out and find a waifu yourself.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:06:48 2016 No.14991591
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>>14991575
Monster Girl version of this when?

I want to see my waifu's reaction when she's embarassed to admit her petplay fetish to me, only to find out I was wearing a collar the whole time she confessed it!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:07:37 2016 No.14991595 >>14991590 That's going to be pretty hard when 99% of all monster girls are domineering.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:08:02 2016 No.14991598 >>14991590 I'm gonna find a lizard and beat her up so she cooks me dinner!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:09:51 2016 No.14991602 >>14991598 >This is what subs think doms are like.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:10:08 2016 No.14991603 >>14991590 I would if they were real Anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:10:14 2016 No.14991604 >>14991595 >>14991598 Oh god fucking damn it, here we go again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:10:25 2016 No.14991605 >>14991586 They're not terrible, just... different. For better or for worse. A weird thing is that they technically got more active users than we got here. I guess spreading them all out over an entire board makes shit slow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:11:15 2016 No.14991609 >>14991591 >She's stuttering and nervous because you going along with her fetish is turning her on too much. Adorable.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:11:27 2016 No.14991610

>>14991586
When you make an entire board like that from a very singular topic, it's going to be distressingly slow and stretched to shit.
Imagine if you take any single general from /vg/, and blow it up so that suddenly that entire general's topic now takes up every thread on the board. That place is the same.

It's worth scraping for OC art every once in a while, but because it's so slow, you can even go for over a month between scrapes and not miss anything.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:11:49 2016 No.14991613 File: 110 KB, 1275x1558, 1445392374053.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14991471 Take her inside for some hot cocoa and meat

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:11:55 2016 No.14991614 >>14991604 Fine then. Let's talk about Hellhounds raping anons again if that is what you want.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:12:09 2016 No.14991615 >>14991595 Even excepting the explicitly submissive MGs (of which there are plenty) a good half aren't really specified one way or another. In that case it's really up to YOU to take charge.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:12:39 2016 No.14991618 >>14991605 >I guess spreading them all out over an entire board makes shit slow. Funny thing is, that's what we always said would happen if there was an all monstergirl board even before that place was created.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:13:15 2016 No.14991623 >>14991614 Let's talk about hellhounds battling monstrous hellbeasts instead, Doom style.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:13:36 2016 No.14991625 >>14991614 I don't want another Femdom/Maledom slappyfight is what I want. Can't we just fucking talk about waifus and go about our own business when it comes to what dom we like?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:13:57 2016 No.14991626 >>14991615 Most of those explicit ones are shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:14:28 2016 No.14991630 >>14991623 GET YOUR ASS TO MARS!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:15:07 2016 No.14991634 >>14991623 Only if it ends in femdom rape.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:15:39 2016 No.14991635 >>14991618 Common sense really. But it does have some advantages to it as well. Stories and CYOAs can have their own thread without haveing to worry about getting pounded.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:15:41 2016 No.14991636

>>14991589
Well that's a given I was just touring the place, just in case of some sort of happening, but my head would probably explode if I went to TFT.

>>14991605
If the stats don't lie that's mostly the problem.

>>14991618
That I remember, anon knows his shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:17:50 2016 No.14991643 >>14991635 But there's always pastebin and anonkun for those.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:19:05 2016 No.14991647 >>14991613 That I would, although I only have stretchy meat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:19:20 2016 No.14991648 >>14991625 I would, but my fetishes always start shitstorms. That and most settings never appeal to it and the ones that do are garbage.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:20:15 2016 No.14991650 >>14991598 I'm going to beat a lizard and make her dinner while she works because I only know how to do chores.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:20:26 2016 No.14991651 File: 379 KB, 800x1131, Cait Sith cannot fool Superior Nippon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:21:29 2016 No.14991652 >>14991623 Hellhounds in skimpy armor fighting giant beasts to protect their husbandos sounds distressingly arousing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:21:42 2016 No.14991654 >>14991650 Oh wow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:22:35 2016 No.14991659 >>14991636 >If the stats don't lie that's mostly the problem. Do you mean the fact that they got more users than us or that they are slow despite that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:23:46 2016 No.14991661 >>14991650 >Defeat a Lizardman in combat >She expects you to ravage her and make her your servant. >You just take her home and make her a nice meal. >She's confused and slightly disappointed that you're not ravaging her. That sounds oddly adorable.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:24:33 2016 No.14991667

>>14991598
>>14991650
I want to accidentally through an odd series of comical events defeat the most powerful Lizard girl in the land, and awkwardly have to admit to her that I'm not only untrained and actually bad at fighting, but I have no real skills at all and am submissive as fuck!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:25:16 2016 No.14991671 >>14991661 >>14991667 You can do that with plenty of other monster girls, don't drag Lizardmans into your fetish anons.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:25:18 2016 No.14991672 >>14991651 >Various catgirls will never wear skimpy clothing and try to seduce you into taking them home with you, promising lewd things in return. Damn it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:25:35 2016 No.14991673 >>14991661 >She realizes that instead of her getting to pamper you and be a happy housewife, you've made her a wage slave instead Sasuga anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:26:21 2016 No.14991677 >>14991671 What are you even talking about? Besides, it's better than Bonnet tipping.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:27:08 2016 No.14991679 >>14991667 I want her to demand a rematch and kick your ass!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:27:16 2016 No.14991680 >>14991673 I trained years so I could beat a lizard and be a good househusband. No one can judge me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:27:42 2016 No.14991682 >>14991677 I would rather have Lizards actually act like they should instead of being another domineering girl just because you want to shove your fetish onto them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:27:47 2016 No.14991683 >>14991673 And when I pamper her after she's had a long day at the office, I'll welcome her home with a kiss, a beer, sit in her lap, and have a smug look on my face. By subbing I am truly the ultimate dom.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:28:29 2016 No.14991686

>>14991673
>Implying I wouldn't get a job to support her.
>Implying I wouldn't just want her to relax and be happy.
>Implying I wouldn't do it all so she can have free time to practice her swordsmanship or hang out with her friends.
>Implying I wouldn't work myself to the bone for her.
Your conviction is weak.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:29:55 2016 No.14991690 >>14991682 >Domineering girl Where in any of what I wrote did I imply she's domineering? She's confused and wants to be ravaged. And I'll ravage her if she asks. Being polite isn't the same as being a sub.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:30:59 2016 No.14991692 >>14991690 Sure anon, I totally believe you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:31:22 2016 No.14991696 >>14991659 I was talking about slowness, it appears to be a somewhat used board but well, being a board and not a thread, they have things like month old threads. At least I had a chuckle seeing their board description.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:41:07 2016 No.14991727 File: 3.29 MB, 4940x3248, 1456541349653.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Choose thrree, and can some one turn this into a roulette?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:42:52 2016 No.14991731 >>14991727 Blue board retard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:43:33 2016 No.14991736 >>14991727 >all that shit to the right and only a handful of species Just make it the Random link man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:44:17 2016 No.14991738 >>14991727 Blue board you mong.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:44:24 2016 No.14991740 >>14991727 >All this shit taste. wew.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:44:48 2016 No.14991745 File: 363 KB, 1000x1500, Houtengeki 00715.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to merry a Dark Elf

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:47:16 2016 No.14991755 >>14991745 I want a tomboy Dark Elf friend that constantly teases me! I want to rape her after having enough of her constant blueballing!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:51:40 2016 No.14991772 >>14991745 You'd like to make happy a dark elf? How kind of you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:52:07 2016 No.14991776 >>14991727 R.I.P anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:56:25 2016 No.14991791 Remember Anons, no matter how bad you writing, it's still better than My Immortal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:58:20 2016 No.14991796 >>14991772 I just noticed my mistake, fuck, I want to marry a dark elf I guess merry still applies thou

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:59:50 2016 No.14991799 File: 21 KB, 800x800, Bummer, man.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14991791

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 21:01:55 2016 No.14991804 >>14991772 But Happy's a flying cat..

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 21:03:49 2016 No.14991811

>>14991791
>Spend a few hours thinking up a story idea
>Come up with a neat story
>It's set in an engaging and interesting world
>After a couple of extra hours, decide on some characters
>A diverse cast
>Room for growth for the main character and the supporting characters
>All supported by a strong world lore and an impressive sense of scale
>Even included some interesting but under-appreciated monstergirls

>Spend a few more minutes thinking about it
>Realise I've essentially just rewritten the plot for a video game I played recently, adding monstergirls and my own twists

Fuck. Well, back to writing plotless porn, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 21:16:01 2016 No.14991841 Did you know Alps are considered Demon Type monsters? Weird, can I form a contract with one and call her onee-san?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 21:16:22 2016 No.14991842 >>14991811 Bummer, man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 21:18:40 2016 No.14991850 >>14991841 Sure, although I really don't know what I would gain from it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 21:19:32 2016 No.14991857 >>14991811 >taking you that long to realize you're pilfering That's the only tragedy. You got it all backwards. >not coming up with a neat idea and story >then playing related in the background for inspiration

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 21:21:58 2016 No.14991866 >>14991811 There is nothing new under the sun.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 21:23:30 2016 No.14991874 >>14991866 This always comes across as a poor excuse for a lack of originality.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 21:25:36 2016 No.14991878 >>14991874 I mean, if you're directly lifting the story from something else, sure. But, one way or another, someone has already done it.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 21:29:15 2016 No.14991888

A pure-hearted, innocent, and THICK hellhound high schooler who's my neighbor, slightly chubby, slightly muscly, and comes over after school for help on her homework. One day I can't contain it and grope her! Then lots of biting and awkward wrestle-sex happens and we become an age-gap couple before marrying after she graduates!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 21:30:13 2016 No.14991890 File: 1.80 MB, 3000x3000, 1459208468770.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I managed to get two Dragonslayer Living Armor pieces from /v/ today, provided anyone minds. 1/2

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 21:30:14 2016 No.14991891 >>14991888 o-ok...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 21:31:28 2016 No.14991893 File: 546 KB, 2000x1111, 1459213722667.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14991890 2/2

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 21:38:17 2016 No.14991913 File: 1.64 MB, 945x1399, YDRAm12.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14991888 >I'll never have this I want to die

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 21:39:02 2016 No.14991916 >>14991893 >>14991890 Nice

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 21:44:17 2016 No.14991935 >>14991913 that aint no hellhound but whatever it is I like it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 21:45:18 2016 No.14991942 File: 83 KB, 368x323, 1454034283321.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14991888 >trips

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 21:46:44 2016 No.14991949 >>14991850 I'd gain an Alp onee-san. Are they as good as normal onee-sans?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 21:49:17 2016 No.14991956 >>14991949 They are easily teased.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 21:54:36 2016 No.14991982 Fuck, I can't stop thinking about Wurms. Pretty much everything I do or play or read or watch, I think, "This would be better with Wurms."

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 21:56:33 2016 No.14991987 >>14991982 Aww, looks like you're in love! Don't worry anon, you'll get used to it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 22:07:00 2016 No.14992031 >>14991982 Another waifufag is born. Shine on you magnificent bastards.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 22:08:52 2016 No.14992038
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>>14991888
>tfw no spats wearing /fit/ hellhound tomboy childhood friend who secretly loves you and wants to fuck your brains out but is worried about the possibility of ruining your friendship

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 22:09:20 2016 No.14992039 >>14991913 I don't know what she is. But I want to hold her hand.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 22:13:42 2016 No.14992060 >>14992038 >>14991888 >No hellhound that gets flustered after you tell her things like "You're cute!" or "I love you!" and then says things like "...ah, geez, c'mon." or "D-Don't say embarrassing stuff like that..."

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 22:15:37 2016 No.14992066 Therapy dog oneesan!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 22:17:58 2016 No.14992076 >>14992038 I want to copy my homework from a Nerdhound!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 22:19:23 2016 No.14992081 >>14992066 Seeing-Eye dog onee-san to keep you safe from traffic and bullies! Therapy cat onee-san to curl up with you and PURR.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 22:20:53 2016 No.14992087 >>14992038 >tfw no spats wearing /fit/ hellhound tomboy childhood friend to embarrass by falling asleep and leaning on while riding a train, making her conflict between waking you up and keeping up that she's dangerous and should not be touched!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 22:21:33 2016 No.14992089 >>14992081 >Therapy cat onee-san to curl up with you and PURR. Aw man, all I can imagine is big purring cat titties being pressed into the back of my head, and the complete inability to think as the rumbling goes through my head.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 22:21:47 2016 No.14992090 >>14992038 "You don't have eye flames?" >"No, they make my sinuses act up." What a nerd!

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 22:24:08 2016 No.14992095

>>14992038
>tfw you will never not have feeling for your /fit/ hellhound tomboy childhood friend, so that when she confesses it makes everything awkward and you stop hanging out with her.
> tfw your inability to reciprocate her love will never render her into a crying mess, because it wouldn't mean anything even if she raped you

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 22:25:11 2016 No.14992100 >>14992089 Having an actual cat purr on your lap or, preferably, your chest, is incredibly therapeutic. I can only imagine having a cat oneesan holding your head to her own chest so you can listen to her purr would be exponentially more so.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 22:26:14 2016 No.14992105 File: 168 KB, 718x1082, get fit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14992087 any fit girl in workout gear is gold

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 22:26:37 2016 No.14992107 >>14991982 How long has this been happening?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 22:28:42 2016 No.14992121 I want to cum inside of the crucible-like womb of the hellhound I love.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 22:29:22 2016 No.14992125 I just want to fuck any wolfgirl with a gymnast's body. Werewolf, anubis or hellhound. That's my dream.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 22:29:41 2016 No.14992130 >>14992038 >You'll never confess to her and cause all her repressed feelings to be unleashed. Damn it this hurts. She's too cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 22:30:22 2016 No.14992133 File: 159 KB, 1000x1000, 1451179119274.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14992100 I want a nice trained therapy fat cat oneesan who'll cure me of all my mental problems.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 22:31:33 2016 No.14992137 File: 101 KB, 650x567, youregonnaneedabiggerbrush.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14991076

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 22:32:06 2016 No.14992139 File: 2.04 MB, 1060x1500, 1b89d20fc1ac60fa9743cf80e3e76301.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14992133 Personally I prefer my cats a bit more trim and busty, but to each their own.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 22:33:24 2016 No.14992146 >>14992139 I have a lotta problems, I need a lotta cat to pet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 22:33:49 2016 No.14992149 >>14992137 They're going to be brushed, if she tries to bite me she's getting a bop on the nose.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 22:38:29 2016 No.14992167 >>14992137 Her teeth probably won't be that difficult to brush, provided her teeth aren't sensitive.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 22:38:43 2016 No.14992168 >>14992107 Months, honestly. >>14991987 And I'll never get to experience it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 22:40:02 2016 No.14992173 >>14992168 I'd start to worry if it starts to last over a year.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 22:40:49 2016 No.14992178 >>14992168 Would you say you love her?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 22:41:57 2016 No.14992181 File: 1.02 MB, 900x1273, 56054112_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 22:43:35 2016 No.14992186 >>14992181 snek too long

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 22:46:05 2016 No.14992201 >>14992168 I've been together with my waifu for 2 years now, once you get good at being delusional you can kinda feel her love.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 22:50:02 2016 No.14992220 >>14992201 This is the most depressing thing I've read today.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 22:51:59 2016 No.14992226 >>14992220 I know. I wish I could be as good at waifus as he is.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 22:52:29 2016 No.14992230

>>14992133
>You'll never be grabbed by a Cheshire Delinquent and her gang and given to her depressed chubby Onee-san.
>She'll never use you as her cuddlebuddy, even purring while clinging to you.
>She'll never help with your depression just by being so loving to you.
>She'll never stick her ass up and let you pound her when the full moon sends her into heat.
>She'll never moan about how much she loves you while you go to town on her plump ass.
Why.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 22:57:40 2016 No.14992247 File: 6 KB, 837x101, feel her love.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14992201 This deserves to be capped.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 22:59:15 2016 No.14992255 >>14992133 Tubby cat for cuddling!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 23:00:08 2016 No.14992257 >>14992201 If you want to skip the delusion and still feel your waifu's love, a tab of ecstasy does the job.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 23:00:39 2016 No.14992259 >>14992220 >>14992247 >>14992257 It's almost as bad as hearing someone say, in a non-humorous way, >I'm not crazy, the voices said so.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 23:01:18 2016 No.14992263 >>14992220 It feels kinda nice actually. Sometimes when I think about us doing some romantic stuff my body gets a little hot and I can feel that tightness in my heart. I don't know if i'm sad or just flustered

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 23:01:38 2016 No.14992268 >>14992259 Honestly, I kind of envy waifufags like them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 23:02:48 2016 No.14992269 >>14992201 >TFW only about 2 monthes until I hit the 2 year mark Soon I mean I suppose in the long run it's nothing since there are waifufags out there that have been with their lover for over 10 years, but it's still a nice milestone

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 23:06:05 2016 No.14992274 >>14992269 It's been over a year for me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 23:06:53 2016 No.14992278 >>14992263 >>14992269 >>14992274 How do you even start, anyway? Do you just pretend, and then it becomes 'real?'

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 23:07:22 2016 No.14992279 >>14992268 yeah I only wish I could feel the kind of love it takes to love even when you know your lover isn't real and could never reciprocate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 23:07:57 2016 No.14992281 >>14992201 >>14992269 >>14992274 It's almost like how tumblrites proudly list their self-diagnosed personality disorders on their page profiles.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 23:08:56 2016 No.14992288 >>14992278 You feel it in your heart, when you're at your most desperate. She hits you like a thunderbolt, and then it's like she's always been there, like she belonged there. As if she filed the waifu-shaped hole in your waifu-shaped heart.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 23:10:07 2016 No.14992293

>>14992278
Not really. You just kind of get to the point one day where you've found that you've suddenly got a waifu. She's number one, irreplaceable and the personal image of perfection.
Maybe you commission art of her, or post about her on 4chan, or whatever. There's no "becoming 'real'" though.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 23:10:44 2016 No.14992295

>>14992278
It's the old saying, you don't find a waifu, your waifu finds you

There's no guide to finding one, and any out there are memeshit.

When you find her, and I mean truly find her, you'll know it's true. A warm happy fuzzy feeling that'll never go away. I mean I don't know why people would ever actively want a waifu though, 2D life is a hard life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 23:12:24 2016 No.14992300 >>14992278 Pretty much >>14992288 and >>14992293 Sometimes you can start out slow too, some girls grow on you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 23:21:44 2016 No.14992325 File: 147 KB, 733x720, despair.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ishiggydiggy guys

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 23:24:19 2016 No.14992334 File: 436 KB, 1893x2000, 1457537488451.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14992325 Do what?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 23:26:08 2016 No.14992341 >>14992334 What I would give to be in that CG collection's situation with monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 23:26:11 2016 No.14992343 >>14992325 >>14992334 Stop wasting images.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 23:27:26 2016 No.14992347 >>14992334 >>14992341 If that's what I think it is they kind of already are semen demons.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 23:30:10 2016 No.14992352

>>14992347
Pretty sure it is, I just want them as monstergirls is all.
I'm pretty much resigned to being a rapeslut for smug girls at this point. There's no hope for me.
I'm the kind of guy who goes walking down dark allies hoping that a gang of smug gyaru monstergirls will drag me into their hideout and gangrape me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 23:30:44 2016 No.14992354 >>14992178 Absolutely

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 23:31:03 2016 No.14992356 >>14992341 >nobody has drawn something MG related using the template version of the nipple sucking image baka desu senpai

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 23:31:46 2016 No.14992358 >>14992281 No it's not.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 23:33:59 2016 No.14992364 >>14992281 bait detected Is it nuclear time already?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 23:35:06 2016 No.14992368 >>14992341 ? I don't know what CG collection you're talking about, but wouldn't that pretty much apply to 90% of all CG sets? (Which generally involve sex with beautiful girls)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 23:36:54 2016 No.14992374 File: 481 KB, 1200x978, 1443129380802.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14992293 >There's no "becoming 'real'" though. I hate it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 23:37:47 2016 No.14992377 File: 312 KB, 1089x1689, 33588594.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14992288 This is how it was for me too. "Adversity can foster hope, and resilience." Thanks, Darkest Dungeon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 23:38:59 2016 No.14992378 >>14992374 Tulpas if you're really willing to go down that route. It might be a high price to pay, but for some it's worth the risk

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 23:40:21 2016 No.14992384 >>14992368 http://g.e-hentai.org/g/610647/21b4149c56/ You're welcome.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 23:40:39 2016 No.14992386 >>14992358 >>14992364 You're right, it's not a fair comparison. The tumblr self-diagnosers at least aren't in denial about having mental disorders.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 23:41:24 2016 No.14992389 >>14992378 Don't do it. Don't fucking make a tulpa. There are screencaps out there that prove why that's a bad idea. I don't have them but I've seen them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 23:42:21 2016 No.14992393 >>14992377 Some Darkest Dungeon inspired/themed MG stories might be cool.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 23:42:32 2016 No.14992394 >>14992358 >>14992364 Why did you reply to him?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 23:44:25 2016 No.14992399 >>14992389 >>14992378 Do people actually think tulpas are a real thing? At least delusional waifufags understand that their imaginery lovers aren't real.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 23:44:43 2016 No.14992400 >>14992393 As long as it doesn't end with everyone dying because they stumbled upon the Shambler during the tutorial.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 23:47:12 2016 No.14992406 >>14992399 Tulpas aren't real, but induced insanity is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 23:48:10 2016 No.14992408 >>14992389 You fuck, now I'm insatiably curious.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 23:48:45 2016 No.14992409

>>14992400
Now, I'm not saying to go full fanfic tier here. Which is why I'm more referring to the theme/atmosphere as the story inspiration.

That said, I feel like DD could also work as a MG game, for example you could replace/interpret stress as lust.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 23:49:46 2016 No.14992413 >>14992408 Don't come crying to me when your self induced insanity born hallucination starts shrieking it's head off 24/7 because you tried to put your dick in it.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 23:52:23 2016 No.14992425
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>>14992389
Most of those screencaps are just ebin /x/ posters. Fear of tulpas is like a fear of sharks, completely irrational.

>>14992399
Tulpas are real. There's nothing magical about them though, it's really just tricking your brain into believing there's another consciousness in it, think of it like installing another OS on a computer. It's the same computer, and the same files, but two different OSes there to interpret and relay them. Tulpas are, ultimately, self induced hallucination given intelligence. But we're going into a totally different subject entirely. We come here for Monster Girls, not weird psychology stuff.

Let's talk about Selkies. Aren't they cute? I think they're cute. What kinda girls would they be like? We need to talk about them more.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 23:52:46 2016 No.14992427 File: 298 KB, 1000x1000, 1454345035299.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14992389 That's some spooky shit isn't it? If I wanted spooky I'd go looking for a Lich.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 23:57:38 2016 No.14992441 >>14992408 Not him, but I'm warning you. https://imgur.com/1TKqH13

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 23:58:15 2016 No.14992444 >>14992425 Ya I got a feeling what >>14992413 posted is exactly how that shit would go down. Before the person ends up in an asylum of course.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 23:58:54 2016 No.14992451 >>14992425 Selkie's would be the kind of girl that likes to cuddle up with you any chance she gets, while you give her head pats. I wonder what happens if i tell a Selkie she's cute and that I'd like to ask her out on a date?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 00:01:12 2016 No.14992462 >>14992441 >Really wanna click it >Also really want to go to bed without being up all night spooked out of my head Maybe next time

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 00:01:39 2016 No.14992463 >>14992451 She'd probably like to go clubbing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 00:02:43 2016 No.14992468 >>14992451 She'd probably find the perfect outfit to sweep you off your feet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 00:02:57 2016 No.14992471 >>14992425 Literally cosplay.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 00:03:48 2016 No.14992474 >>14992463 That seems very morbid, considering her origins and also a bit ironic. What exactly does he mean by clubbing, because I don't like going into clubs unless we were both in a high school club?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 00:04:43 2016 No.14992479 >>14992463 Boo

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 00:05:23 2016 No.14992482 >>14992468 That's cute of her, tell her I'd like her to surprise me with her choice in outfit when she meets up with me for our first date, something romantic would work wonders?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 00:08:38 2016 No.14992493 >>14992471 Just like their mythological counterpart.

Anonymous Tue Mar 29 00:11:38 2016 No.14992505

>>14992462
It's really not that bad. It was abut a femdomfag who created a tulpa for his giantess fetish. He liked her to shrink him down and shit, so as you can probably assume, it turned abusive and started controlling him. It was a stereotypical abusive relationship really, just with the dude's own mind.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 00:28:21 2016 No.14992548 >>14991791 Yeah, I want to write too but it seems that my mind is too jumbled and I just cringe at my own idea sometimes. But I still write in hopes that I will improve someday.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 00:30:40 2016 No.14992553 File: 411 KB, 1200x665, 1444514119069.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want a Dhampir in this outfit, maybe red instead of orange.

Anonymous Tue Mar 29 00:34:57 2016 No.14992571

>>14992399
They are, from my first hand experience. I was once obsessed with a girl years ago back in high school. Like she was literally in my head 24/7 and I wrote an everyday journal about how I'm waiting for her to notice me. Then, I started having delusions that she's appearing out of nowhere. It's pleasant but it's creepy. It stopped happening once I got out of my stalker phase.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 00:36:14 2016 No.14992575 >>14992553 I think a black one would suite a Dhampir better.

Anonymous Tue Mar 29 00:36:58 2016 No.14992580
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Went with the playboy bunny girl route because why not.

>>14982041
I know right? I'm thinking of doing a full color fanart for her though. We'll see.

>>14982049
I hear ya man, and I'm sure it goes on, but the whole registering an account thing just turns me off. Thank you for your concern though, I appreciate it!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 00:37:22 2016 No.14992583 >>14992356 Template?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 00:39:32 2016 No.14992594 File: 56 KB, 1530x2163, nipple tiddie template.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14992580 Those tiddies are fine, bless you Snib. >>14992583 Pic-related.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 00:40:09 2016 No.14992596 Okay, after a bit of research on Tulpas it seems very obvious that the people who fuck it up don't know what they're doing. I'm sure it'd be fine if I made one who is really, really submissive.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 00:41:54 2016 No.14992602 >>14992596 I told myself I'm going to make one once I've had a peace of mind. Then it hit me, I'm never going to be able to make one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 00:43:47 2016 No.14992607 >>14992602 Yes, even if I made a really submissive one I'd be too paranoid that something would happen. Pretty sure just the existence of paranoia could fuck something up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 00:44:57 2016 No.14992610 >>14992596 >These guys fucked it up, but I think I can do it because I won't fuck up. How's it feel to be the next idiot to try to control a horror movie monster anon?

Anonymous Tue Mar 29 00:45:20 2016 No.14992612

I desire to date a chubby vampire that's spent the last century as a NEET because she was bored of all the parties and socialization.

I want to wake up the next day to see her in spats and a T-shirt as she informs me that she's decided to get fit and take up sparring as a hobby again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 00:45:49 2016 No.14992614 >>14992602 >>14992596 You guys are nuts. I get awful recurring nightmares, night terrors and sleep paralysis some days. I'd never wish that sort of stuff on a waking person. Even if the one I had yesterday was the evil titty demon one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 00:45:57 2016 No.14992615 >>14992607 But hey, you can still try. I would've made a were-sheep tulpa long ago if I wasn't so fucked up in the head.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 00:46:46 2016 No.14992622 >>14992610 If I made it submissive enough to where I could rewrite or override anything I wanted then I don't think it's be nearly as bad as people who completely surrender themselves.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 00:48:09 2016 No.14992629 >>14992594 Oh my those are some big knockers what girl would even work there though

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 00:49:28 2016 No.14992633 >>14992580 >dat visible belly

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 00:51:09 2016 No.14992642 File: 210 KB, 403x500, ToQBGJu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14992629 >what girl would even work there though Monstergirls that already have huge knockers, and monstergirls that don't.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 00:51:24 2016 No.14992643 >>14992614 >Godawful anxiety >Lifelong night terrors and sleep paralysis >Still tempting to dual boot self into having a waifu even though it'd probably go horribly wrong >Still better than being alone

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 00:51:45 2016 No.14992645 >>14992642 So... all of them?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 00:53:21 2016 No.14992653 >>14992645 Almost all of them, and maybe thread OCs like Chupa-chan and Moth-chan.

Anonymous Tue Mar 29 00:54:23 2016 No.14992656

>>14992614
See, I only dream very very rarely, and I don't think I've gotten sleep paralysis more than once, and there weren't even any monsters. Like I said though, I'm insanely paranoid and unhealthily self-aware, so those might fuck me good if I ever decided to do the thing. They might help though, I don't know.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 00:59:20 2016 No.14992671 >>14992614 Is the evil titty demon the only one you made?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 01:00:58 2016 No.14992675 File: 435 KB, 850x769, 1453010096322.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14992594 Memecat would be all over this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 01:05:51 2016 No.14992697 >>14992553 And I want to see a Kejourou dressed up like Shanoa from Order of Ecclesia

Anonymous Tue Mar 29 01:08:32 2016 No.14992701
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If you think about your monster girl waifu long enough, the madness will come on it's own, no need to go out of your way

>>14992697
>Shanoa from Order of Ecclesia
Patrician taste, Kejourou definitely fits her although Dhamphir reflects more of her story

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 01:10:27 2016 No.14992705 >>14992594 There's a ton of MGs I want like this. Ryu, holstaurus, glacies, raiju, wurm, Polt, jubjub, dhampir, ... List goes on.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 01:12:41 2016 No.14992717 >>14992697 I want to see a Hellhound dressed as Judgements version of Cornell.

Anonymous Tue Mar 29 01:15:38 2016 No.14992727

>>14992441
>https://imgur.com/1TKqH13
I like reading things like this, like a kind of morbid curiosity. The dude is basically Reek. I wonder if any one in the thread made the parallel, I'd be interested as to how he would react if people didn't just tell him what was wrong with him, but showed him an example of some one just like him.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 01:16:31 2016 No.14992731 >>14992697 And I want to see a kauken dressed like Zidane, and Hajime Ichinose as some harpy

Anonymous Tue Mar 29 01:18:52 2016 No.14992744

>>14992596
If anything the best course of action would be to enter into it as equals and truly understand yourself. I mean the thing has to live in constant fear every day knowing that you are both its creator and its potential destroyer. That fear would make it do some pretty stupid shit. Like in the case of Ni. Knowing her god's power and weakness made her decide that the safest course of action would be to become her god's god.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 01:19:49 2016 No.14992750 Anubis wife vs the cold, empty spot in my bed and heart. Who wins? Keep in mind Anubis wife is a total qt, smells like delicious and erotic spices, and is not at all real. She exists only in the imagination.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 01:22:44 2016 No.14992764 >>14992750 The cold in your heart has a definite edge with the passives of 'Reality' and 'Crippling depression', however you could probably give her an edge if you started taking psychotics on a bi weekly basis to give her an exp boost.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 01:22:51 2016 No.14992765 >>14991623 Well we need guns, gardening implements, and gratuitous amounts of violence.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 01:23:00 2016 No.14992767 >>14992750 Depends. Does the Anubis have prep time?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 01:25:17 2016 No.14992777 >>14992764 I would go that route, but then I'd risk ending up with the "horrible delusion" status effect and need to see a therapist. Also I'd be arrested for buying illegal drugs. Would voting for trump bring her to life, like it will anime?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 01:26:18 2016 No.14992781 >>14992767 Anubis has 2 years of prep time and a cute tail that wags unconsciously when she's happy.

Anonymous Tue Mar 29 01:28:45 2016 No.14992791

>>14992777
Just get an ambien prescription then. All the rampant hallucinations of a lucid dream without the effort. Just don't close your eyes.

Getting attacks by bus sized ducks or watching shadows butcher each other on a slab might be a side effect but nothing you shouldn't be able to handle as long you don't have any sharp edges to fall on.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 01:30:17 2016 No.14992797 I want to fall asleep under a small pile of dire jinko cubs

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 01:31:00 2016 No.14992802 >>14992797 I want to fall asleep under a large pile of dire jinko onee-sans!

Anonymous Tue Mar 29 01:31:08 2016 No.14992804

>>14992596
The problem with that is once you convince yourself one exists, you probably aren't in complete control of it. And I'm pretty sure the worst horror stories come from people who tried to design one for controllability or sex. So both together would be horrible.

It's a really dangerous delusion, anon. Wait for virtual reality, which is much cooler than it sounds.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 01:31:14 2016 No.14992805 >>14992777 I can't imagine Trump responding well towards delicious brown girl. Let alone ones with canine features, along with the engineering knowledge and charisma to tell him to his face that his wall idea is ridiculous.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 01:31:30 2016 No.14992806 >You will never come home from a long day of work to your nice basilisk family, and then take a communal bath where you bathe and play with your toddlers while discussing the day with your wife

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 01:31:51 2016 No.14992809 >>14992777 Sorry. Vermin Supreme is the secret MG route.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 01:32:16 2016 No.14992810 >>14992802 But then you're going to get crushed by them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 01:33:16 2016 No.14992814 >>14992804 The horror stories are fictional. The brain is complex and delicate, but even that amount of self-conditioning isn't going to cause it to crash or break.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 01:33:53 2016 No.14992821 >>14992805 What if she entered the country LEGALLY, and offered to build the wall and make the Apophis pay for it? She wrote Art of the Pyramid!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 01:34:44 2016 No.14992828 >>14992804 >controllability or sex You'd probably have to invent a fuckdoll built around a lynchpin, and refrain from giving it a personality, because once it has an ego it won't be happy to have its existence defined by you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 01:35:45 2016 No.14992834 >>14992781 The cold empty spot looks like it has the advantage, but I don't think the anubis will lose to it. That tail is an asset that'll keep her in the fight.

Anonymous Tue Mar 29 01:36:17 2016 No.14992836

>>14992814
>The horror stories are fictional
Wrong. Think of all the mental illnesses out there. The fact is they are only coping mechanisms for deeper traumas. I.e. something your brain is and always was capable of. Now tell me that self-imposed schizophrenia is a fictional horror story.

Anonymous Tue Mar 29 01:38:15 2016 No.14992848

>>14992814
All of it is somewhat fictional. Some of the things people talk about, like parallel processing, are not medically possible. Other aspects of it like "switching" are closer to diagnosable disorders like DID.

It's true the brain can't crash itself, but conversion disorder is very real. You can absolutely cause yourself physical and mental harm through the mind alone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 01:41:15 2016 No.14992860 >>14992806 basilisk bubblebath BASILiSK BUBBLEBATH

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 01:43:00 2016 No.14992873 >>14992860 Are you ready for your daughterus to claim they're sea serpents as they wiggle through the water?

Anonymous Tue Mar 29 01:45:18 2016 No.14992885

>>14992656
You don't know terror until you wake up from a regular nightmare trying to scream, to move with every bit of will, only able to barely drag your body a millimeter at a time like some solid lead weight. But your eyes. They open just fine. So you can see the horror creeping up the stairs one slow step at a time.

She comes as she always does. A sensually-cut dress of gray or of red, a hood over her face. Sometimes she carries a scythe. Sometimes nothing at all but her clawed pale hands.

You know the light can drive her away as it has done before, but you can't reach it. You know she'll leave if you only tell her to. She cannot stay where she is not welcome. But your ribcracking screams of GET OUT OF MY HOUSE only come out as a weak weezy rasp.

She says nothing. She doesn't have to. You know if you look at her face, you will belong to her, that you will slip this mortal coil and she will take you away to some terrible unknown.

With sheer force of will, you push past your paralysis and pull the lamp cord just in time. You feel relieved at waking just in time.

The light comes on wrong, the yellow incandescence slowly being snuffed out by the natural darkness she brings with her.

Her sultry voice whispers "Not this time. I want to show you something." as she presses her voluptuous body against you, pulling you out of bed and tying your hands. She drags you bodily to the nearest mirror and forces you to look at yourself. Your eyes are dark and black, your skin gray like a corpse. Your final moment has come. You prepare for the worst. You look on hopelessly. Clawed hands force you to turn to her reflection. "We look good together don't we?"

She's wearing a mask of hard red ceramic, completely covering all her features. "Real good together." She wraps one arm around your waist and places another on her ample chest. "Now you better wake, before I change my mind and take you home."

Dreaming. Of course! The mirror is the way out. The electricity always dies and mirrors are always doors. You kick into the glass and it shatters, revealing a black void in the wall. She doesn't even try to stop you. She just cuts your bonds with a shard of the broken mirror. "We'll have to do this again...soon."

And when you wake up for real, you're tired as if you didn't get any sleep at all, all your muscles are sore, you might have twisted something, and occasionally you'll have bloody scratches on your back that you have no idea how they got there.

>>14992671
It's the only recurring monstergirl one I've ever had. Though I've had a couple normal dreams that have featured stuff like a kitsune and an arachne.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 01:49:26 2016 No.14992903 >>14992885 Maybe contact an exorcist or something anon, your problem seems to be something one of them could deal with.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 01:50:16 2016 No.14992905 >>14992809 What if I don't want to be covered in a pile of horny mice! I mean I totally do but what if? >>14992834 Thank you for filling me with hope anon! I'll keep believing in her and in you!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 01:51:19 2016 No.14992908 File: 491 KB, 1515x1963, YWUUUHd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14992580 Oh god it's perfect I might need to commission a few more bunny Miias so i can make a folder for them

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 01:52:19 2016 No.14992911 >>14992905 Rubber boot on head will keep you safe. It's magic yo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 01:53:29 2016 No.14992919 >>14992885 And yet, to me that's actually not a bad dream. Maybe the whole paralysis bit is unpleasant, but the rest seems almost intriguing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 01:54:41 2016 No.14992924 Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, please be sure to properly pay your taxes. Don't want a tanuki collection squad to swing by now do you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 01:54:42 2016 No.14992925 >>14992908 Snakes can't be rabbits, that's just silly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 01:55:53 2016 No.14992932 >>14992924 >Don't want a tanuki collection squad to swing by now do you? Bring it, they have nothing I can't handle.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 01:58:12 2016 No.14992945 >>14992932 They've got a married dire ushi that does it for fun.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 01:58:34 2016 No.14992946 File: 152 KB, 367x600, Ignis_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14992924 Oh, what? Just because my waifu's living fire she's going to burn the thread down? That's discrimination!

Anonymous Tue Mar 29 01:58:58 2016 No.14992950

>>14992903
It's literally just regular night terrors. But it's so vivid is the point. On top of that sometimes I sleepwalk so I've had times where I wake up and my shit is moved around and I don't remember doing it. I've always had bizarre dreams and convoluted nightmares. But I never really had sleep paralysis until the last year or so. And that bitch is pretty consistent with the sort of looming approaching figures that everybody reports.

That was yesterday which was way better than the first few times where she would be all like "Your time has come. Come with me." and it was like "Not today. NOT TODAY!" And it was like clockwork. Each time would buy me a few weeks or a month. That last one was downright tame compared to those. Thought I had a heart attack the first time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 02:00:37 2016 No.14992962 >>14992946 I'm sure she's a nice lady but you have to admit that they have fiery personalities.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 02:00:40 2016 No.14992963 >>14992946 Get that thread burner out of here!

Anonymous Tue Mar 29 02:01:06 2016 No.14992964

>>14992924
>Hear a knock at the door.
>Open it to see a cute, tiny Tanuki standing there.
>Pick her up.
"Hey there little one, aren't you cute?"
>"You have 5 days to pay your bills, or we'll be repossessing your pelvis!"
>Put her down.
>Close the door.
>Watch as she skips away, her bushy tail swaying back and forth, singing.

Help.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 02:02:28 2016 No.14992974 >>14992950 I wish my dream monsters would at least listen when I tell them to fuck off. Instead all I get is giant asshole mutant spiders.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 02:02:57 2016 No.14992978 >>14992919 I know we fap about demon girls all the time here, but hearing someone go "Your soul is mine." and meaning it for real and to drag you off someplace for eternity is unbelievably creepy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 02:03:22 2016 No.14992982 >>14992964 Yeah, the tiny ones mean that they are serious.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 02:04:51 2016 No.14992994 >>14992594 >>14992633 >>14992908 I'm glad you guys like! N-no, bless you... >>14992924 >>14992964 Oh god, this sounds adorable. brb adding something to some sort of list

Anonymous Tue Mar 29 02:08:08 2016 No.14993016

>>14992978
Creepy? Perhaps. Terrifying? Possibly.

But it would also be an adventure. A dangerous one, without a doubt, but aside from the disturbing mirror-imagery, the entity described showed no actual interest in harming the narrator - just in taking them. For all I can tell, that's just how they express interest.

Then again, I find Lovecraftian horrors intriguing, so I may be a bit biased towards the eldritch.

Oh god, I think I realized who I waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 02:09:00 2016 No.14993021 >>14992924 They can come and try. But they'll get the bopping of a lifetime.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 02:09:15 2016 No.14993026 >>14992945 >married What is this cheating bullshit

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 02:10:29 2016 No.14993035 >>14993021 You may bop them on the head once or twice but soon they will come in greater numbers. >>14993026 They take payments very seriously.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 02:11:25 2016 No.14993041 >>14993016 It's a lot more terrifying when you realize all oldschool demons operate on temptation. You think you're getting something you want, but the price is far too terrible to comprehend.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 02:11:44 2016 No.14993046 >>14993035 No matter the numbers I'll bop all of them. Should they put me into a corner however they'll regret it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 02:14:08 2016 No.14993056 >>14993046 They are relentless, Anon. Your picopico hammer won't stop them though! You will be swarmed in tiny tanukis who want your money. Fight hard and fight long Anon but you will not last forever against the horde.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 02:16:15 2016 No.14993071 >>14993056 Then I'll have to break out my secret weapon. Disciplinary spankings.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 02:17:18 2016 No.14993074 File: 67 KB, 800x600, Adorable Tanuki-Chan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Just give me your money, you stingy piece of shit!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 02:17:52 2016 No.14993081 >>14993071 Then you will have to strike fast and hard, my good Anon. If you last long enough they may be willing to negotiate and offer you the hand of one of their number to wipe the debt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 02:18:05 2016 No.14993082 >>14992978 Demons used to be a scary thing, you know before the manmonomana thing and the unexplained lust for semen. Would be nice to have writefags conjure up an intimidating demon but the whole cuddleslut thing is fine too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 02:18:11 2016 No.14993084 >>14993074 >"I already payed all of my taxes you greedy whore!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 02:19:12 2016 No.14993088 >>14993081 The hand of who?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 02:20:09 2016 No.14993093 >>14993088 The tiny one with a modest chest and large rear who has a share in the electronics and rare earth mineral industries.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 02:20:32 2016 No.14993095 >>14993084 >She and her tail thrash around as you pick her up and remove her from your property. >"This isn't over! You'll regret this!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 02:20:43 2016 No.14993097 >>14993074 I have money?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 02:21:32 2016 No.14993100 >>14993093 But what if I want to marry another monster girl? I mean, Tanukis aren't really near my top five.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 02:22:01 2016 No.14993101 Im not going inside old castles >The dolls could be alive >The suits of armour could be alive >The stone statues could be alive >An then there the stuff that actually IS alive

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 02:22:35 2016 No.14993105 >>14993095 I'll never regret that. I doubt she would come back after the thorough discipline.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 02:22:49 2016 No.14993107 >>14993100 Then the endless wars to regain what you owe will continue. Think carefully Anon. Good night for real this time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 02:23:45 2016 No.14993113 >>14993107 I guess I'll just marry multiple monster girls. Good night anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 02:23:45 2016 No.14993114 >>14993074 Darling, I live in a cardboard box, this one you're standing in front of, and I declared bankruptcy three years ago. I haven't had a penny to my name for more than ten minutes since. How would I be giving you money I don't possess?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 02:25:48 2016 No.14993125 >>14993101 It would be weird to put on a piece of armour when your alone and then your here a soft "hello".

Anonymous Tue Mar 29 02:25:54 2016 No.14993126

>>14993041
>It's a lot more terrifying when you realize all oldschool demons operate on temptation. You think you're getting something you want, but the price is far too terrible to comprehend.

Yeah, that's likely the case. But the fact remains that even then, there's still the possibility that it might be a positive. Maybe I'm just weird, but I'd rather meet the monster with respectful, if terrified, courtesy, than panicking attempts to escape. If nothing else, it's just polite.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 02:27:21 2016 No.14993134 I wonder, if living armour gets more detailed and shiny the more powerful she gets?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 02:27:43 2016 No.14993137 >>14993101 You've made a list of reasons why you won't go in, and filled it with reasons you should go in. If you don't want that castle, I'll take care of it for ya.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 02:28:03 2016 No.14993140 >>14993105 But anon, she might like it when you discipline her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 02:29:03 2016 No.14993145 >>14993140 She'll have to start paying if she enjoys it that much,

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 02:30:39 2016 No.14993157 >>14993145 Sounds like you two can come to an equally beneficial arrangement. You punish her, and she pays the taxes you owe!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 02:31:04 2016 No.14993159 >>14993101 COWARD! Has playing castlevainia (OR any dungeon heavy RPG) taught you nothing! The best shit is in the castles. Be a man and get in there and if you dnt come out rich or married your dead to me!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 02:31:23 2016 No.14993162 You're at a tourist attraction somewhere on the US west coast one day when a waist high Ushi breaks off from a group of Japanese tourists and skitters over to you. She looks up at you and says in a thick accent "Reipu?" What do

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 02:32:26 2016 No.14993171 >>14993162 Guess I'll rape her, then.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 02:33:01 2016 No.14993175 >>14993162 And a ching chang chong to you, young lady!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 02:34:01 2016 No.14993185 >>14993134 That could get you in trouble if your trying to hide the fact you armour is alive. >Bunch of knights in wearing generic armour >Gray is the lowest of thee low in rank, but his armour looks better then the commanders

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 02:34:19 2016 No.14993188 >>14993162 Point her towards the washroom and go about my day. If she gets any ideas I'll bop her on the head until she goes away.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 02:35:20 2016 No.14993192 >>14993157 Sounds alright.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 02:35:47 2016 No.14993194 >>14993157 Not gonna lie, I'd be a prostitute in MGC if it meant things like that. Are we talking bondage and spankings, or rape roleplay? Because I'm down for both.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 02:39:42 2016 No.14993217 >>14993162 Have Waifu. Mofu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 02:40:32 2016 No.14993220 >>14993194 Whatever you like. The safe word is 'poverty relief'.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 02:42:50 2016 No.14993230 >>14993162 Point dramatically behind her and yell "GOGIRRRA!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 02:48:55 2016 No.14993265 File: 98 KB, 1530x2163, YIlt70M.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14992594 >"A deal's a deal, Anon! Now you have to suck my weird underworld nipple-clamp thingies!" What do?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 02:50:06 2016 No.14993270 >>14993265 Good enough. Do a Holstaur one next.

Anonymous Tue Mar 29 02:50:16 2016 No.14993271

>>14992750
>Anubis wife vs the cold, empty spot in my bed and heart. Who wins? Keep in mind Anubis wife is a total qt, smells like delicious and erotic spices, and is not at all real. She exists only in the imagination.
Just keep believing anon.

Someday, there will be AI VR.
Then AI AR.
Then either or both the VR and AR will have haptic feedback.
Then the technologies will combine into android waifus.

Then the feminists will declare them an afront to women, force legislature banning them, and commit brutal digital genocide.
Try to escape to space before that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 02:51:17 2016 No.14993274 >>14993265 Whelp I guess some anon best get to sucking

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 02:51:28 2016 No.14993275 >>14993265 time for a nap.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 02:51:36 2016 No.14993276 File: 899 KB, 1111x670, Yang and a Flame Atronach.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14992946 Do you prefer an Ignis to look more humanoid, or more...fire...y?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 02:52:13 2016 No.14993279 >>14993270 I'm tired and don't have my tablet, so no. I was unimpressed with the way that one turned out as is. I'll make more later though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 02:52:32 2016 No.14993282 >>14993271 >spoiler That will happen before any VR or AR is sufficiently developed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 02:53:42 2016 No.14993287 >>14993265 Those are some big Awoos.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 02:56:07 2016 No.14993289 >>14993282 Bah. Sure, Tay might've gotten brainwashed by feminist interests, but that was a publicity stunt by Microsoft. Y'don't see Sony's Summer Lesson getting targeted by them, do ya?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 02:56:33 2016 No.14993290 >>14993220 So I guess I'd tie her up in bondage and then fuck her senseless? Can't forget the blindfold. Sensory deprivation makes other sensory input feel more intense.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 02:58:08 2016 No.14993294 >>14992885 >Acting like such a little bitch think about how she feels, anon. She's a guest in your home, uninvited or no. What's she done other than help you out of bed and pointed out how cute you look together? Make her some tea, you dip.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 02:58:11 2016 No.14993295 >>14993289 That, and there was something in the news awhile back about feminists wanting to ban sex-bots already.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 03:01:15 2016 No.14993301 I want to sit on an Alp's face and make it sniff my hairy, unwashed taint!

Anonymous Tue Mar 29 03:03:37 2016 No.14993307

>>14993271
>Then the feminists will declare them an afront to women, force legislature banning them, and commit brutal digital genocide.
We just have to let the jews and tanuki of all the ways they could make money of persecuting faminists. Then they become public enemy no.1 and every one is happy.

Anonymous Tue Mar 29 03:05:14 2016 No.14993311

>>14993295
There's been legislation bounced back and forth across the last few decades trying to ban prostitution too.

My point being, there's a difference between an actual sentient, intelligent, artificial being, and a robot conceived purely for the purposes of sex.

>>14993307
Eh, I'm sure that once the gaming industry figures out that bowing to the whims of feminism will not help move their product, others will catch on too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 03:05:49 2016 No.14993314 >>14993295 That's not going to get anywhere honestly. Especially since some of the same people likely were drooling over the male model sexbots.

Anonymous Tue Mar 29 03:09:03 2016 No.14993326

>>14993294
>Caring about how she feels when she walks in like the grim reaper every month talking about how it's my time to die and she's taking me away.

I'm not going to be nice just because she didn't do it yesterday or because she gave me surprise mindblowing fearboner paizuri the time before that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 03:12:52 2016 No.14993345 >>14993326 Now anon, I'm no expert on dream demons, but I think she might like you.

Anonymous Tue Mar 29 03:13:16 2016 No.14993346

>>14993326
Do, it faggot. Struggle and crawl and claw out of bed, millimeter by millimeter. And then struggle and crawl and claw out of your bedroom and into your kitchen, and make the demon bitch some tea. I mean what did you do when you first met her? Flip out like a pansy? It's no wonder she thinks he has to keep up with the whole nightmare charade.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 03:14:23 2016 No.14993351 >>14993326 Furthermore, I bet she's just chuuni. Do you read EMG? I bet she thought Lala was cool, and tried to copy her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 03:18:21 2016 No.14993366 >>14993326 The Conduit has been chosen. By anons actions we will have MGs, or will be dead by their hand.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 03:18:51 2016 No.14993368 >>14992924 >Implying I don't avoid taxes by having a harem of alps living in my house and calling it a charity

Anonymous Tue Mar 29 03:26:48 2016 No.14993399

I just had a scary thought.
What if monster girls don't corrupt us, but we corrupt them?

The MGE world doesn't appear to have modern technology, so what happens if the two worlds merge and they discover television and the internet?
Their husbands try to have sex with them and get met with "Not right now, it's just getting to the good part!" or "Hang on, someone is wrong on the internet!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 03:28:48 2016 No.14993409 >>14993399 I want to teach a monster girl how to be a keyboard warrior!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 03:29:03 2016 No.14993412 Remember to never fight alone in battle. for example. when in a 2 against 1 fight with a salamander and she gets excited, you can fall first, so she can focus on your buddy and you can run away later

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 03:29:48 2016 No.14993416 >>14993399 I don't mind if my wife doesn't want to cause she's in the middle or something since i would probably be the same way after we had had enough sex I just don't want 3DPD to corrupt monstergirls

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 03:33:02 2016 No.14993427 >>14993412 What if she considers you to to have more skill and wants a 1 on 1 rematch?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 03:33:20 2016 No.14993430 An after school fight with the hellhound delinquent who bullies you that ends in passionate puppy-making!

Anonymous Tue Mar 29 03:36:39 2016 No.14993436

>>14993412
I ain't takin no handicap. If we lose it just makes her look better and the two of as fools who tried to take on a warrior race that's literally on fire.
If just I lose who cares it was a warrior race that's literally on fire. If I win holy shit I won against a warrior race that's literally on fire.

Swarm tactics are for the grocery store when multiple parties are after the candy that just went on sale this week.

Anonymous Tue Mar 29 03:37:14 2016 No.14993438

>>14993430
I'm just imagining a Hellhound and a human beating the shit out of each other before grabbing each other's shoulders, headbutting each other, and then furiously making out.
Then they go to whoever's house is closer and fuck each other senseless.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 03:42:50 2016 No.14993454 >>14993412 >Implying I would not punch my ally out to take her on on my own

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 03:46:29 2016 No.14993466 I wont to get strong enough to swing dragons and succubi by the tail!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 03:46:49 2016 No.14993467 File: 355 KB, 800x1800, 1459225205458.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Which species best fits the role?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 03:48:44 2016 No.14993472 >>14993467 Humans.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 03:49:12 2016 No.14993474 I would be kinda funny to hear the thoughts of a living armour as she stalks a knight. thinking about how his armour is shit and she could to a better job.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 03:51:14 2016 No.14993481 >>14993467 Succubus

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 03:51:30 2016 No.14993484 >>14993467 I want a fluffy basilisk with thick eyebrows and an ahoge who doesn't realize that those things aren't normal and that she gets secretly teased for them

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 03:52:03 2016 No.14993488 >>14993467 Vanilla succubus

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 03:55:18 2016 No.14993500 >>14993474 >Look at that bitch, rusting so nonchalantly >Getting dents all over herself >Not even letting her master move as fast as he would like >Poorly fitted too! >And I can tell she's got a bit of tin in that chestplate >That hussie

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 04:26:33 2016 No.14993574 Would anyone be interested in a MG adaption of the scene in which based Negan appears in celebration of based Jeffery Dean Morgan's first episode of the walking dead?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 04:27:08 2016 No.14993578 >>14993574 ?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 04:29:11 2016 No.14993585 >>14993578 Pretty much I'd take the last part of issue 100 of the Walking Dead comic and put it in story form, but remix it with MGs. I know it sounds dumb, but I'm hyped as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 04:29:49 2016 No.14993587 >>14993585 ??

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 04:30:31 2016 No.14993588 >>14993585 Calm your autism and wait until sunday like the rest of us.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 04:31:59 2016 No.14993591 >>14993585 ??? >>14993574 ??/

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 04:32:34 2016 No.14993592 >>14990130 ... I'm still waiting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 04:34:11 2016 No.14993597 >>14993588 It's so far away though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 04:35:37 2016 No.14993600 >>14993597 Jack off until you're put into a short coma, it'll make the time go faster.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 04:37:29 2016 No.14993610 >>14993600 Absolute genius.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 04:53:57 2016 No.14993642 Anon, you have accidentally killed Druella's husband and damaged the body so badly the demon lord's pet lich was only able to raise him back as a skeleton girl. What are you and the waifu gonna do now?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 04:55:21 2016 No.14993646 >>14993642 Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 04:55:34 2016 No.14993647 >>14993500 Stalker armours are fun

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 04:57:01 2016 No.14993650 >>14981140 If she's so superior then why did he not even give her the time of day.

Anonymous Tue Mar 29 04:59:52 2016 No.14993659

>>14993642
This feels like it's going to be the start of one long and elaborate practical joke that makes me question reality as I know it. Lilims don't just get mad. They get crazy.
Would saying I'm sorry for tripping on the carpet and pushing the hot oil on him help at all?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 05:00:15 2016 No.14993661 >>14993647 >Wake up one day and open your wardrobe. >There's a suit of armor hanging in there. "Nice try." >Take your usual clothes and close it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 05:03:27 2016 No.14993663 >>14993661 I wonder how it got there without making a noise?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 05:08:58 2016 No.14993672 >>14993663 Anon sleeps so deeply you could blast several airhorns by his ears and he wouldn't so much as twitch.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 05:11:04 2016 No.14993677 >>14993663 >Living Armour daughterutries to sneak into your room >CLANG CLANG CLANG >SCRAPE SCRAPE >SCREEEEEEEEECH >CLANG CLANG >SHKUSHI SHKUSHI >SCREEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 05:11:45 2016 No.14993679 >>14993677 Its weird thinking about fucking a suit of armor, and spawning suits of armor from her armored womb.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 05:12:21 2016 No.14993682 Bicorn wants to be a cuckquean but her husband won't let her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 05:13:16 2016 No.14993686 >>14993682 >Horse pussy >Ever.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 05:14:22 2016 No.14993690 >>14993679 Life Uh Finds a way

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 05:17:48 2016 No.14993697 >>14993679 It's just a nerfed copy and paste since they're small copies. Oh sure human brains are allowed to run electricity but as soon as you want to give a robot an AI everyone thinks skynet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 05:20:05 2016 No.14993700 >>14993690 keked hard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 05:20:18 2016 No.14993701 So the the armour can fight on its own I can have it fight along side me like a jojo stand! It probably would not work, given that they would probably like to fight on me rather than with me but its a nice thought

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 05:22:28 2016 No.14993703 >>14993701 Was honestly the first thing I though of when it was first released. I'm sure at least one wants a stand petname.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 05:29:20 2016 No.14993712 File: 1.32 MB, 1501x972, 56072942_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Quite a bit of new art today including bunny suit Alice, lewd Wendigo and loli Yeti but I'm just happy to see more Lich.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 05:31:10 2016 No.14993715 >>14993467 Lizard

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 05:32:12 2016 No.14993717 >>14993712 I was sort of expecting that book to be the necronomicon for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 05:34:46 2016 No.14993723 >>14993712 Is she pouting since she couldn't get a hand-me-down book for college full of doodles of dicks and pretty men on the edges?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 05:35:15 2016 No.14993724 >>14993703 >Living armour that gets confused when you take the armour off the spirit and call her silver chariot

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 05:40:06 2016 No.14993728 >>14993712 >More Lich Fantastico!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 05:42:48 2016 No.14993731 >>14993712 >dear diary, today I caught anon fapping to trap doujins again >I still wonder why he hasn't alped

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 05:47:18 2016 No.14993738 >>14993731 A real lich would research and find out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 05:51:35 2016 No.14993744 >>14992885 Fucking awesome

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 05:53:56 2016 No.14993748 >>14993723 I like to think she's reading human boy stories and got to the part where the writer decided it would be a good idea to give the boy in the story a vagina.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 05:56:24 2016 No.14993749 >>14992978 Well I had one appear, tell me in a fuck loud voice "You are weak!" and then I just woke up It was a long time ago and I'm still angry.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 06:06:22 2016 No.14993763 Congratulations anon, you got a lilim pregnant. How do you explain it to you're waifu?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 06:09:22 2016 No.14993769 >>14993763 But what if my waifu is a lilim?

Anonymous Tue Mar 29 06:10:30 2016 No.14993773
File: 170 KB, 921x749, Aphrodisiac-laced sexpot Dryad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

So I was playing some Arkham Asylum because it's fucking awesome, and I realized once more that we have a serious lack of aphrodisiac-laced sexpot Dryads.
What's up with that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 06:11:52 2016 No.14993776 >>14993763 I tell my waifu that she is, in fact, pregnant.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 06:13:17 2016 No.14993779 File: 89 KB, 400x1038, 1459246397637.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14993763 Like this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 06:16:17 2016 No.14993786 >>14993712 I want to tickle a Lich.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 06:18:03 2016 No.14993788 >>14993779 So .less is officially a magnificent bastard then?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 06:19:39 2016 No.14993791 >>14993788 It depends on what the magic 8ball says. It's the only one that knows at any given moment. His status fluctuates rather wildly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 06:21:35 2016 No.14993793 File: 243 KB, 850x659, Drayds inna woods.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14993773 Nobody cares about Dryads.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 06:25:54 2016 No.14993799 >>14993791 Well I was just pointing that, he fluctuates, guess I didn't quite understand the magnificent bastard term.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 06:28:08 2016 No.14993803 >>14993799 >didn't quite understand the magnificent bastard term Just ask yourself if the term is being applied to someone who could do what Xanatos does. Honestly, we only have one person in these threads who fits that bill.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 06:30:44 2016 No.14993807 >>14993799 Well I mean for all we know at this very moment he is getting robbed by a cartel. 'Robbed by cartel' is still technically a status.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 06:34:27 2016 No.14993811 >>14993712 >"I actually thought this would tell me how to bake a cake for anon. I'm an idiot."

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 06:38:29 2016 No.14993820 >>14993803 Uh...elaborate? I might not have all my brain cells right now. >>14993807 Is it similar to being fucked up?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 06:39:21 2016 No.14993824 >>14993807 >"T-teeemeee. I thought we made ourselves clear, AAHN? So why are you drawing that lilim bitch for the other cartels, ah? Are my ears not working? Cuz I swear we told you you'd only draw manticores from now on."

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 06:40:10 2016 No.14993826 >>14993773 I dunno. Current media obsession with lesbians, maybe? You know how well that shit floats here.

Anonymous Tue Mar 29 06:40:18 2016 No.14993827
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>>14993820
>elaborate
On which part? On Xanatos? He's a guy from the show Gargoyles.
Here's Demona, a MILF Gargoyle, and her arch-nemesis Macbeth. They're kinda tsun for each other.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 06:41:19 2016 No.14993831 >>14993826 B-but sexy Dryads though?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 06:43:25 2016 No.14993834 >>14993831 Dryads are boring tho.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 06:44:42 2016 No.14993838 >>14993834 Not if they're pumping the air full of pheromones and have super-duper-boner inducing kisses!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 06:46:45 2016 No.14993845 >>14993827 Both actually, I expected you were refering to that Xanatos but I wasn't sure, I'd swear I watched the series but no memories of it. So someone has some sort of master plan? Share your insight anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 06:47:04 2016 No.14993849 >>14993838 Meh. Still boring. I know, how about a vampiric variant of an alraune? I'd be down for that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 06:48:17 2016 No.14993855 >>14993849 Does it eat frogs?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 06:48:27 2016 No.14993856 >>14993845 >Share your insight Kos, some say Kosm. >>14993849 That doesn't sound nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 06:52:24 2016 No.14993859 >>14993856 It's Kos dammit, get your head out of the stars! You'll never hear it dripping as you are.

Anonymous Tue Mar 29 06:53:01 2016 No.14993863

>>14993856
What do you mean "doesn't sound nice?" Sitting in her chilly yet invogorating aphrodisiac laden nectar pool, that's so deep it comes up to your belly button when seated in her lap, her vines stroking you all over and a plant-onahole milking your cock as she strokes your hair and chest and feeds, fangs sunk in to your throat, her rosy lips pressing up against the skin and sending out arcing tingles of ecstatic sensation. sounds great.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 06:53:29 2016 No.14993864 >>14993859 This is that "does the symbol look like a star or like a tree" all over again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 06:54:31 2016 No.14993868 >>14993863 Okay fine I'll take it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 06:55:53 2016 No.14993875 I want to combine a vampire and a kumiho! I'll call it the Vampiho!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 06:56:16 2016 No.14993876 >>14993856 >>14993859 >>14993864 I want to hug the doll.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 06:57:01 2016 No.14993878 File: 287 KB, 1920x1080, 1434395806653.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14993876 If it pleases you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 07:01:45 2016 No.14993887 >>14993875 I like you >Fangs + Fluffy tails + Vampiric wings Boner pls stop.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 07:04:09 2016 No.14993894 >>14993878 Oh fuck did I just spoil myself?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 07:06:19 2016 No.14993898 >>14991890 >>14991893 Ornstein was made for Artorias' dick

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 07:08:41 2016 No.14993902 >>14993773 >Arkham Girls >Genki Kobolds pouncing on you because they're just so happy to see you >Rapist Croc got your scent, tick-tock, tick-tock >that joker of a Cheshire keeps trolling you >countless puzzles hidden throughout the place by a Sphinx

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 07:18:23 2016 No.14993914 I want to dance with godly skills just to confuse a rapist MG and be able to escape!

Anonymous Tue Mar 29 07:18:24 2016 No.14993915
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>>14993793
There are some great Dryad designs out there, the MGE one is barely worth noticing in comparison

>Cannot move
>No awesome nature powers
>Looks like an Elf stuck to a tree
>Forces their husband to stay inside their tree
>Wants to share their husband with other monsters
>Dies if you destroy their tree
>They don't bear any special fruits or anything

All of that on top of their outdated designs

The only way to make them likeable is to headcanon them into oblivion

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 07:19:24 2016 No.14993917 >>14993915 >headcanon them into oblivion I can do that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 07:20:16 2016 No.14993920 File: 2.19 MB, 2150x2129, b2766de4c4248ed7ca31c1ade8bdcc2b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What does a mouse smell like?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 07:20:18 2016 No.14993921 >>14993914 You're gonna get captured by gobbos and forced into their dance off!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 07:21:14 2016 No.14993923 >>14993920 As one of the leading authorities on this, they smell like FEAR

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 07:22:04 2016 No.14993925 >>14993921 Their...Magic Dance if you will?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 07:22:15 2016 No.14993928 >>14993921 Dance, magic dance!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 07:23:44 2016 No.14993931 >>14993925 >>14993928 Hivemind, tra-la-la?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 07:30:29 2016 No.14993954 File: 279 KB, 739x1000, 1429028398576.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] With great swag come many bitches.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 07:33:58 2016 No.14993961 >>14993954 Is it bad that i actually want this kind of uncomfortability? being swarmed by a bunch of needy elf girls that just want to feel you as much as possible, not sure if it's plain masochism or i actually have something going on here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 07:35:10 2016 No.14993964 >>14993961 That's not masochism, that's just being needy for affection. You should consider Zombie Girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 07:39:00 2016 No.14993974 >>14993964 Why not zombie elf girls?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 07:39:17 2016 No.14993975 >>14993915 >>Wants to share their husband with other monsters Eew, really? No wonder no one talks about them who would want a cuck for a waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 07:40:19 2016 No.14993979 >>14993974 This man has the right of it. They evolve into the best undead variant, too. The Elf-Wight.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 07:41:07 2016 No.14993981 >>14993974 Why not Icecream trucks?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 07:45:20 2016 No.14993987 >>14993979 >Elf-Wight Oh boy! now that's an undead i can get behind of!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 07:47:00 2016 No.14993992 >>14993981 What are we, Wurms?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 07:47:12 2016 No.14993993 File: 309 KB, 1920x1080, Wighthameha.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14993987

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 07:49:02 2016 No.14993997 >>14993992 Well, I mean, if some of us WERE Wurms, it's not like that'd be against the rules, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 07:50:00 2016 No.14993999 >>14993979 >>14993987 Foolish anons, you cannot handle the amount of smug and haughtiness these beings exude!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 07:51:35 2016 No.14994003 >>14993992 Where else am I supposed to get my lemon flavored shark shaped popsicles?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 07:51:43 2016 No.14994004 >>14993999 Trips confirm Elf Wights as the haughtiest of all beings.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 07:51:56 2016 No.14994005 >>14993997 Wurm shill detected.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 07:56:05 2016 No.14994016 >>14993914 You'll attract the attention of the jumping spider girl hunting nearby that way

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 07:56:55 2016 No.14994021 >>14994016 Oh it's ON now!

Anonymous Tue Mar 29 07:59:04 2016 No.14994028

>>14993999
>"Fufu, what you expected me to be more arrogant?" She sighs, her large bust wobbling as she leans forward to look at you
>"For centuries I was the greatest warrior. My name was known across all elf-kingdoms, and my family name was revered. I moves in the most intricate political circles, dominated all magi in matters of the arcane."
>She grins, her oppressive proximity and aura intense.
>"I was a goddess." Then a breeze blows between the two of you, and her aura vanishes along with it, like it were never there. She smiles softly and sits back in her seat.
>"What's with that look? What happened? The great equalizer happened. You learn to relax after Death sweeps the rug out from under you."

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 08:01:07 2016 No.14994031 >>14993914 I want to have dance off with an Apsara! Loser has to marry the winner

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 08:02:39 2016 No.14994036 Elf history month is almost over, and you know what that means; Succubus appreciation day is right around the corner! How do you plan to celebrate, Anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 08:02:43 2016 No.14994037 >>14994031 >spoiler Hey, wait, what?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 08:04:01 2016 No.14994042 >>14994031 >Loser has to marry the winner Wait But

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 08:04:09 2016 No.14994043 >>14994031 I think this anon is trying to pull a fast one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 08:06:12 2016 No.14994046 File: 611 KB, 750x1149, 1450930709930.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14994036 Cake to celebrate?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 08:14:29 2016 No.14994059 >>14994036 I'll go have fun with the Nereids, those girls deserve more love

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 08:14:48 2016 No.14994061 >>14994036 Would celebrate it by doing a day of celibacy, you know, because they are the purest waifus.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 08:25:21 2016 No.14994086 File: 1.68 MB, 1280x1433, 1456289723117.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14994036 Oh, you know… just a night for me and her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 08:26:38 2016 No.14994091 >>14994036 I've been in an elf kick lately. Those pointy ears are just so alluring so I'll stick around with elves a little more.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 08:27:26 2016 No.14994093 >>14994086 Lovely picture. Can I use the beads though?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 08:28:01 2016 No.14994095 >>14994046 Where are her wings?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 08:29:12 2016 No.14994100 >>14994086 >Condoms Cant they just magically stop their own eggs from being ovulated?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 08:29:43 2016 No.14994102 >>14994093 You cannot. She's obviously busy retrofitting them into earrings.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 08:30:52 2016 No.14994105 >>14994036 Well obviously by giving head pats and cuddles to them. Succubus love it when you head pat them, makes them smile and brightens their mood.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 08:34:46 2016 No.14994114 >>14994100 They are just there for decoration purposes. You know, like flower petals, but for succubi.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 08:48:24 2016 No.14994141 >>14994105 I wonder how a succubus would respond to neglect play. Like, you ignore her for a week.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 08:53:35 2016 No.14994150 >>14994141 Same way they react to most things. Rape. Though I'm sure if you maintain a poker face, you're drive a wedge through her heart pretty quick.

Anonymous Tue Mar 29 08:54:34 2016 No.14994153

>>14994141
She would use her charm powers and increase the potency of her pheromones until you give in
If you manage to resist that then she'll probably rape you

This makes me think, Succubi would rarely resort to rape since charming men and seducing them is their speciality

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 09:10:30 2016 No.14994175 >>14994046 a qt

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 09:34:27 2016 No.14994218 File: 514 KB, 749x543, Stare.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 09:37:40 2016 No.14994222 >>14994218 >wake up to this >not sure if went to personal Heaven or Abrahamic Hell

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 09:39:47 2016 No.14994229 >>14994218 I would marry that demon in a heartbeat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 09:41:10 2016 No.14994233 >>14994218 Why isn't she wearing pajamas?

Anonymous Tue Mar 29 09:54:57 2016 No.14994263

>Be rice farmer in a small Zipanguese village
>Life is simple and quiet aside from all the monster invasions
>Men are often kidnapped, most come back alone, some come back with their new monster wife, and some are never heard from again
>People are still rebuilding the houses that the last monster invader destroyed
>Suddenly the monster alarm rings and panic ensues
>Children are hidden away, men barricade their house and arm themselves, human women run away from their husbands, etc...
>Usually there is a brave man willing to get captured but ever since Kazuya came back broken from his Ushi-Oni captor, no one has stepped up
>Might as well present myself instead of having another part of the village destroyed
>The invader is a muscled, over 2 meters tall Red Oni wearing nothing but rough leather patches covering her chest and bosom
>With one hand she carries an empty bottle of sake, with the other she carries a dead demonic boar
>Start to shake in fear at the thought that she probably killed that boar with her naked hands
>Walk up to her hoping that I won't meet the same fate as Kazuya
>She babbles something about refilling her bottle before laughing loudly, loud enough to resonate throughout the entire village
>An instant later she picks me up and throws me over her shoulder
>She shouts that her and her friends will be borrowing me for a while
>As I am carried into the woods I spot Kazuya crying while looking at me
>Pray that I will survive this trial of the gods

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 09:55:21 2016 No.14994266 >>14994233 She wants you to put it on her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 10:01:18 2016 No.14994279 >>14994263 Well.. What happens next?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 10:02:02 2016 No.14994282 >>14994263 >Ushi oni >Letting a man leave after putting in the effort to break him Immersion broken

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 10:04:58 2016 No.14994289 >>14994279 The onis borrow you and transform you into their barkeeper. You spend months filling bottles of sake with your finest wine

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 10:08:19 2016 No.14994296 >>14994289 And you never return home?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 10:08:28 2016 No.14994297 File: 3.29 MB, 4000x5000, C__Data_Users_DefApps_AppData_INTERNETEXPLORER_Temp_Saved Images_56072638_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Give your yeti daughterus lots of chocolate milk and hugs

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 10:16:25 2016 No.14994314 >>14994100 All the magic in the world can't save you from double peace sign style mindbreak.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 10:16:38 2016 No.14994315 >>14994296 That depends on how well you can handle alcohol and how well you handle yourself in bed >>14994297 But what if I get a boner while hugging my Yeti daughter? Won't she be ashamed that her father is such a pervert?

Anonymous Tue Mar 29 10:28:14 2016 No.14994344
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Alright. I think I've got it. I can do benchpress reps comfortably with 90kg, I just ran 7km in 40 minutes, I think I'm ready.
I'm going in the jungle and I'm taking the Titanoboa Lamia Amazon's snakepit challenge.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 10:30:59 2016 No.14994353 >>14994344 Godspeed, bring one back for me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 10:32:03 2016 No.14994356 >>14994353 Oh I'm not coming back, they've got internet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 10:33:51 2016 No.14994362 >>14994356 Then send me a postcard with any mail-order varieties they have.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 10:39:49 2016 No.14994369 File: 233 KB, 480x640, 1423411014227.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14994362 Shipping Amazons? What a silly idea!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 10:41:09 2016 No.14994374 >>14994369 I guess somebody was bound to make that connection.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 10:43:23 2016 No.14994378 >>14994369 Can I be shipped to an Amazon instead?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 10:43:37 2016 No.14994379 >>14994005 No, that would be me. I'm the Wurm shill.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 10:45:23 2016 No.14994386 >>14994315 Pick up some antiviagra pills from the Paladin camp side effects may include nausea, sudden urges to remove Saracens from the premises, cramps

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 10:45:44 2016 No.14994387 >>14994378 No, it's part of their culture to leave their queendom and seek suitable mates from elsewhere. >>14994379 What is a Wurm shill anyway? Do you get paid gems to tell people Wurms are good girls?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 10:46:46 2016 No.14994390 >>14994386 >sudden urges to remove Saracens from the premises Is that archaic for remove kebab?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 10:47:43 2016 No.14994393 >>14994378 Just send in an application to Husbands R Us.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 10:50:34 2016 No.14994402 >>14993712 >bunny suit Alice, lewd Wendigo and loli Yeti Got a link to these?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 10:55:46 2016 No.14994419 File: 192 KB, 1063x1200, 1459208523966.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you take this bunny?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 10:56:33 2016 No.14994422 >>14994419 Maybe. What's with the knife?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 10:58:54 2016 No.14994426 >>14994390 Si >>14994419 Take her where?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 10:59:20 2016 No.14994428 >>14994419 Without a doubt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 10:59:45 2016 No.14994430 >>14994426 >Take her where? Spanish Shirou, madre de dios.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 11:00:44 2016 No.14994436 >>14994419 She needs to step away from the knife and back that ass up while she's at it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 11:02:24 2016 No.14994442 >>14994344 What a dangerously cheesy lamia design

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 11:05:30 2016 No.14994464 File: 688 KB, 1000x1196, 55556105_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14994422 >>14994436 She's an Assassin type Servant, no worries.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 11:06:05 2016 No.14994469 File: 185 KB, 658x565, Sandersonia.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14994442 She can go full human or full snake too. >>14994464 But Assassin is the worst servant and I'm a horrible master.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 11:06:49 2016 No.14994473 >>14994464 Looked like mantis in thumbnail

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 11:13:03 2016 No.14994498 >>14994419 >>14994464 >Small tits >Wide hips >Thick thighs >Big fat ass She's perfect.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 11:14:28 2016 No.14994503 >>14994498 Eh. Could do with bigger tits. I wouldn't mind a titty assassin shortstack, even if I prefer my women taller than me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 11:15:27 2016 No.14994508 >>14994469 She looks like that shitty doodle some intern drew over that Spike Spiegel sketch.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 11:16:41 2016 No.14994514 >>14994508 >the highest selling manga of all time has bad art Well I still like her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 11:17:40 2016 No.14994520 >>14994514 >>the highest selling manga of all time has bad art Your ignorance is showing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 11:19:14 2016 No.14994526 File: 194 KB, 937x852, Two great girls.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14994520 B-but it got into the Guinness Book of World Records and everything.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 11:19:36 2016 No.14994527 File: 202 KB, 919x505, wew.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14994514 I'm just drawing comparisons here.

Anonymous Tue Mar 29 11:20:40 2016 No.14994533

>>14994153
Agreed that actually how I've always seen succubus, they'd prefer to seduce you rather than rape. Also i imagine seducing guys is easier for them and is actually their firs way of expressing their feelings, at least until they hold his hands and then confess their heart out. I want a succubus to confess her heart out about how she likes me for more than looks, but also for the fact you aren't afraid of her and treated her so nicely ever since you were both children. This of course would make me happy and respond by giving her a surprise hug and saying that it means a lot to hear that from her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 11:21:17 2016 No.14994539 >>14994526 Your assumption that fame and popularity automatically means quality art and character design is fundamentally flawed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 11:21:35 2016 No.14994540 >>14994527 Oh wow that's infuriating and I don't even like Cowboy Bebop that much.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 11:22:35 2016 No.14994543 >>14994539 Are you sure you're not just being a contrarian and hating on it because it's popular? Don't respond. We need to stop.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 11:24:57 2016 No.14994552 File: 82 KB, 1440x900, 1430459930602.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dude. Where's my car?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 11:25:07 2016 No.14994553 >>14994543 Ah, yeah. I'm pretty certain, Alp. You need to read more manga.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 11:26:27 2016 No.14994556 >>14994553 >I can't get attention unless I call people fags >muh photorealism Anon, are you SURE you're not being contrarian?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 11:26:45 2016 No.14994559 >>14994552 I'm completely sure it got towed cause you can't parallel park for your damn life.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 11:29:11 2016 No.14994570 >>14994559 Women drivers, amirite?

Anonymous Tue Mar 29 11:31:17 2016 No.14994580

>>14994369
>>14994369
>shipping myself thick-thighed huge chested dominant waifu who wants to protect and fuck me
>being teased and edged with thighjobs until I explode the second she puts me inside of her
>aphrodisiacs and toys to make sex even better
Where the fuck do I sign up?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 11:32:31 2016 No.14994588 >>14994580 No writing, it confuses them. Just drum up some Morse code on her tits and ass.

Anonymous Tue Mar 29 11:32:58 2016 No.14994591

>>14994556
I wasn't calling you a fag I actually thought you were Alp. His "we need to stop talking about x now" attitude is very similar. Also I never even mentioned photo realism, I only took issue to your assumption that it's popular so it can't possibly have bad art. When really if you compare one piece to the plethora out there you see its quite average and lackluster.

So, in short. I'm absolutely positively certain beyond a doubt I'm not being contrarian.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 11:33:42 2016 No.14994593 >>14994552 I don't think that you lost you car is going to be your bigest problem here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 11:35:07 2016 No.14994599 >>14994591 >I actually though you were Alp So an attentionwhoring faggot is the only person in the entire thread who doesn't want to get into pointless shitposting arguments about things that don't even have anything to do with the thread?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 11:36:35 2016 No.14994606 I going to create a new fighting style from scratch then train against MG's to perfect it

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 11:37:54 2016 No.14994607 >>14994606 Good luck IP Anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 11:38:11 2016 No.14994608 >>14994599 Don't wanna get mistaken for him stop posting like him.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 11:39:00 2016 No.14994611 >>14994606 Well you're going to get raped alot of times before you are done with that anon. Good luck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 11:40:08 2016 No.14994616 >>14994570 Shorties more like.

Anonymous Tue Mar 29 11:42:10 2016 No.14994624
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>>14994608
Why do you keep picking a fight? You want to have a throw-down, we'll have a fucking throw-down. You and me, right now. Cavalry battle, us riding our waifus. Bring it. Bitch.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 11:43:50 2016 No.14994632 >>14994607 I annoy's me that I get screwed over every-time i want to watch those movies >>14994611 One the plus side my sex life will be as active as my fight like

Anonymous Tue Mar 29 11:44:51 2016 No.14994634

>>14994624
You're awfully defensive anon. If I was looking to start something I'd be calling you names and insulting you baselessly. I haven't done that, just pointed out that A: you post like Alp, and B: Just because something is popular doesn't make it immune to criticism

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 11:46:10 2016 No.14994637 File: 131 KB, 750x652, 1455464712033.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14994624 If you're gonna have a throw down, you're gonna have to count on me being there too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 11:47:46 2016 No.14994641 >>14994634 >I'd be calling you names and insulting you baselessy Which you did by calling me Alp, which essentially means you called me a faggot, which I can't back down from. >>14994637 I'm confused now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 11:48:50 2016 No.14994643 >>14994624 I want to cum in her spider hole.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 11:50:06 2016 No.14994647 >>14994641 I didn't call you Alp baselessly though. There was a basis by which I thought to call you Alp. That you post like him. Anything else is your own projection.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 11:50:51 2016 No.14994651 Reminder that you succubus wife have as many non sex related hobbies as she wants, like cake decorating for example

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 11:51:59 2016 No.14994657 >>14994651 Read that as non sex related hubbies first.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 11:52:57 2016 No.14994660 >>14994651 >your face when her idea of 'cake decorating' is covering you (or possibly her, depending on her age) in frosting

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 11:52:58 2016 No.14994661 >>14994637 wow that looks terrible

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 11:53:49 2016 No.14994665 >>14994643 Don't we all?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 11:54:27 2016 No.14994669 >>14994647 You're a faggot, faggot! Now are you going to drag your waifu in this embarrassing fight or not?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 11:55:30 2016 No.14994672 >>14994669 Na, none of my top 3 are tauric. I'd look silly riding her into battle.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 11:56:08 2016 No.14994675 >>14994651 Jokes on you! I hate most forms of icing and cream!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 11:57:16 2016 No.14994679 >>14994672 Well I'll be riding on Rachne's shoulders instead of on her back so you should at least come meet me halfway in this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 12:00:09 2016 No.14994684 File: 1.02 MB, 1500x1034, 56057569_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Elves are for ________

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 12:00:35 2016 No.14994688 >>14994679 Eh. While I like to think I'm honourable, my personal honour isn't that's great that I'd go to any lengths to protect it. >>14994684 Ear licking and belly squeezing

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 12:01:04 2016 No.14994689 >>14994684 giving the cummies

>>	Lanternon !!MC81LYtW3fD Tue Mar 29 12:03:06 2016 No.14994699 Dropped another post, got a page into the next. Two hours of sleep, apparently, is good for my creative juices. http://pastebin.com/u/Lanternon2 These ones have been a bit shorter, but I'm building up for more world building.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 12:03:18 2016 No.14994700 File: 812 KB, 2500x2358, 1457442399541.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Shh, she's concentrating.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 12:04:52 2016 No.14994707 >>14994700 WHAT?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 12:05:29 2016 No.14994710 >>14994699 Neat! I'm starved for content here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 12:06:28 2016 No.14994715 File: 607 KB, 187x220, 1421215775817.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14994699 >posting a story when we're one thread away from being axed

Anonymous Tue Mar 29 12:06:35 2016 No.14994717

I bet in a MG world no where is safe
stay at home? nightmares in your sleep
go to the gym? onis and minotaurs
work on a honey farm? get assaulted by bees and the occasional bear.
I cant think of a job that would be problem free as far as MG's are concerned, maybe astronaut

Anonymous Tue Mar 29 12:07:12 2016 No.14994719
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>>14994684
>Ordures Elf lolis
>thick thighs, wide hips, and huge butts
>only disadvantage is that they lack the titflesh needed to give milk to daughterus

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 12:07:37 2016 No.14994723 >>14994717 >astronaut In space, nobody can hear you consent.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 12:08:36 2016 No.14994730 >>14994717 Abortion doctor.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 12:09:12 2016 No.14994732 >>14994699 You're a very stealthy fellow. Though, as >>14994715 noted, it might be best if your repost the update in the next thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 12:14:35 2016 No.14994752 File: 107 KB, 1693x719, 1459267481059.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have any of you explored a Kikimora before?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 12:15:46 2016 No.14994757 >>14994752 Not really, the insides of her dress are her business.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 12:16:58 2016 No.14994759 >>14994699 Being a paladin sucks.

Anonymous Tue Mar 29 12:19:49 2016 No.14994771
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Today was the first day of the year that I could go around in a t-shirt as I pleased and still broke a sweat.
Now is at the very latest the time to start getting the waifu presentable for the swimsuit season.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 12:25:50 2016 No.14994803 File: 171 KB, 369x480, bestwaifu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14993276 More... More? Idk

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 12:27:47 2016 No.14994809 File: 35 KB, 229x343, 1459103938099.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14993894 You poor unfortunate soul. Real talk though the guy who linked that Doll image is a prick

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 12:29:36 2016 No.14994817 >>14994699 >Doing all that to a man >Greeting him with a beautiful face And they wonder why men fantasize about their saint like holy-sluts and eventually fall

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 12:30:05 2016 No.14994818 >>14994684 Elves are for stuffing full of dirty half breeds.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 12:31:30 2016 No.14994823 >>14994684 Tender loving and ear nibbling. Especially that one in particular.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 12:31:53 2016 No.14994825 >>14994771 What do you do if the waifu still has some Winter Weight? I'm worried her thick coats are getting too hot for her to wear anymore.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 12:33:22 2016 No.14994835 >>14994825 Squeeze the pudge Knead the pudge Kissu the pudge

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 12:34:29 2016 No.14994838 >>14993894 Not really. Don't dig too deep and you'll be fine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 12:38:03 2016 No.14994849 >>14994835 This flusters the chubby monster girl

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 12:39:25 2016 No.14994855 What recent bit(s) of drawfaggotry would be good as the new threads OP image?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 12:40:14 2016 No.14994858 >>14994825 How do you think she got it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 12:41:02 2016 No.14994862 >>14994699 Interesting chapter, I was wondering when we'd build up to learning about these Skyrim-like word abilities being explained.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 12:41:14 2016 No.14994864 >>14994849 The best. Gotta make sure she's in her swimsuit while you do it. A little skindentation on her hips is lovely.

Anonymous Tue Mar 29 12:45:58 2016 No.14994882

>>14994858
All the candy from Halloween, and Thanksgiving, and Christmas dinner, and then all the Chocolate for Valentines, and recently all the beer from St. Patrick's day.

She probably never even noticed all the weight she put on since she always wears thick coats and blankets.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 12:52:21 2016 No.14994901 File: 757 KB, 856x1006, 4A3sfgv.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14994624 Nigga you have no idea how much you just fucked up. I'm the Knight Captain of Her Majesty's Sandworm Lancers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 12:53:21 2016 No.14994907 >>14994901 I'm sorry for your loss.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 12:55:48 2016 No.14994917 >>14993920 It smells like get the fuck out Nyanon

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 12:56:32 2016 No.14994919 File: 1.16 MB, 1192x1449, 1451572778592.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NXAM8fbDUE What monstergirl would you want to have enact the Hikaru Genji Plan with you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 12:59:00 2016 No.14994929 File: 189 KB, 1090x818, Mecha-Ushi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14994624 >>14994637 >>14994901 Time to get this started then, gents. We going by Canterbury rules?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 13:00:34 2016 No.14994932 File: 180 KB, 822x565, KikimorasEverywhere.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14994752 Becareful with exploring unowned Kikimoras. They sometimes form packs while travelling in search of a master.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 13:02:02 2016 No.14994937 >>14994919 Any of them, really. An Echidna would be nice though, for the wide variety in my impending sister-daughter harem.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 13:03:44 2016 No.14994941 >>14994919 An alp onee-san I guess. She's probably going to change as much as she's going to make me change.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 13:06:24 2016 No.14994951 >>14994932 How are they all going to share?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 13:07:09 2016 No.14994954 >>14994951 He'll have to be extra slovenly

Anonymous Tue Mar 29 13:09:32 2016 No.14994960
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>>14994951
It's okay. Maids are naturally inclined to form packs, given sufficient habitat to share. As long as there is one Head (Alpha) Maid to keep them in line, it won't be a problem.

But left without a leader, they may end up neglecting their responsibilities and simply gravitating towards whatever room their prey is in at the time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 13:09:49 2016 No.14994961 File: 2.91 MB, 1797x1250, 92.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14994919 One of the more MILFy or Onee-san types.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 13:11:47 2016 No.14994971 >>14994919 Elf-Wight nee-san

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 13:17:12 2016 No.14994982 >>14994960 The image name is false. Still, you gotta watch out for when one maid challenges the alpha to replace her. It's a competition that that send the whole flock into chaos.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 13:23:36 2016 No.14995007 >>14994960 IT TAKES A LOT TO CLEAN A HOUSE

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 13:26:06 2016 No.14995014 >>14995007 NO. Stop that! Next thing you know we'll have floating yellow text listing our names while we give smiles.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 13:27:59 2016 No.14995016 Ya know Little Red Riding Hood becomes a lot more /d/ when you make it a Wolf Girl

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 13:28:56 2016 No.14995017 File: 2.19 MB, 4000x5000, 56084490_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Nine new imags under the mge tag since I woke up Is it some kind of special day for mge or something? Usually one or two is usually a fast day.

Anonymous Tue Mar 29 13:31:56 2016 No.14995028
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>>14995016
>KC Werewolf being /d/ material

It'd have to be pic related or more to qualify as /d/-tier stuff.

Little brown riding hood is totally okay though.
Doubly so on /mgt/ since she's a succubutt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 13:35:27 2016 No.14995039 >>14994929 Explain. Is it no touching of the hair and face, and that's it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 13:39:03 2016 No.14995048 File: 1.06 MB, 211x203, 1454859872860.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14994028 Fuck that made me rock solid

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 13:39:04 2016 No.14995049 >>14995028 I was talking about the 'Eating Grannies whole

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 13:40:27 2016 No.14995054 >>14995039 We stop for tea-time as well

Anonymous Tue Mar 29 13:40:43 2016 No.14995056

>>14995016
I like the idea of Little Red Riding hood being a popular sexual fantasy among werewolves. Stalking a nervous boy through the woods before beating him to the little house he thinks is his sanctuary, letting him feel safe and secure for a moment disguised as a caring family member before throwing off the disguise and ravaging him then and there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 13:40:54 2016 No.14995057 >>14995017 I was thinking the same thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 13:43:13 2016 No.14995064 >>14995048 Why?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 13:43:28 2016 No.14995066 >>14994297 Why is she pouting?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 13:44:10 2016 No.14995072 >>14995056 >That Grandma that got 'eaten' is actually a werewolf girl herself, which is part of the reason the shota feel for the disguise >This is like some kind of family tradition with this particular wolf family

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 13:44:15 2016 No.14995073 >>14995056 >Grandma, what big tits you have

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 13:45:03 2016 No.14995074 All this talk reminded me of tokyo akazukin. What a little sweetheart.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 13:58:46 2016 No.14995112 You've done it anon, you've become the sort of scum not even monstergirls like. How did you do it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 14:00:57 2016 No.14995119 >>14995112 Told Eros she was a shit because she's a shit so she cursed me because she's a shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 14:01:02 2016 No.14995120 >>14995112 Be myself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 14:01:41 2016 No.14995123 >>14995066 She's a Yeti with no tits, I think not having big, warm funbags to shove potential husband's faces in would upset any Yeti

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 14:03:44 2016 No.14995130 >>14995120 Seconded.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 14:03:53 2016 No.14995131 >>14995112 I chopped a Wurm-chan up into tiny little bits to make lots of tiny little Wurm-chans. Things did not work out as I had planed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 14:04:46 2016 No.14995132 >>14995131 Well yeah.\ You actually need something sharp enough to cut through wurms.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 14:05:57 2016 No.14995135 >>14995112 Replaced an Oni's drinks with non-alcoholic versions as a prank. Who'd have thought an 8 foot tall muscle girl would cry, that wasn't what I intended.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 14:06:04 2016 No.14995137 >>14995120 This. I think monsters would have to be super desperate to husbando some of us here. Even our positive traits exist in far better specimens.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 14:08:45 2016 No.14995147 >>14995066 Looking at the Jiangshi looking confused over her small tits the artist did, I'm assuming she's reacting to her new cup size. This guy is literally showing how pissed the monsters would be if Sabbath was successful in it's anti-tit magic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 14:08:48 2016 No.14995148 >>14995137 It's not like normalfags will marry them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 14:08:59 2016 No.14995150 >>14995137 Please anon, some of these girls are driven to find slobs. You need to try harder than that to be labeled scum.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 14:10:26 2016 No.14995158 >>14995112 Married a human True story

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 14:12:03 2016 No.14995163 >>14995158 >Not tricking her into monsterizing

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 14:12:21 2016 No.14995166 >>14995112 pursued waifuism too hard to love any more.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 14:12:36 2016 No.14995168 >>14995112 I just acted like myself. It's okay, not all is lost. I can kill myself and enter into an abusive relationship with a wisp who hates me for eing scum and hates herself for being forced to settle with scum

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 14:14:42 2016 No.14995178 >>14995163 I've tried a few times. Nothing has worked so far.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 14:15:23 2016 No.14995180 >>14995163 She's a human woman, she's already a monster.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 14:16:19 2016 No.14995183 >>14995112 I honestly don't think I could manage that. I don't even have the balls to finish a proper evil play-through in games with morality systems.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 14:16:44 2016 No.14995185 >>14995158 Cumflate the paladin!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 14:18:25 2016 No.14995193 >>14995185 But that's what they want, you'll make more paladins that way

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 14:19:18 2016 No.14995200 http://i.imgur.com/lADU6HF.jpg http://imgur.com/DB6MG50 http://i.imgur.com/HuZzWHR.jpg Brown. Loli. Succubus.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 14:19:54 2016 No.14995203 >>14995185 >You will never fatten a Paladin girl, watching her belt, armor and clothing under it snap. >You'll never treat her like a P'Orc

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 14:19:59 2016 No.14995206 >>14995193 It's also how you mindbreak them. If you do it enough times you can chip away until they want more than their human bodies can allow! That's when you trick them into turning.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 14:20:35 2016 No.14995208 >>14995193 Blueovary the paladin!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 14:26:17 2016 No.14995225 >>14995056 BIG-BOOBED LONELY WEREWOLF ONEE-SANS PRETENDING TO BE YOUR GRANDMA AND THEN GIVING YOU "SPECIAL" ATTENTION AND LOVE.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 14:28:02 2016 No.14995230 >>14995225 I approve wholeheartedly.

Anonymous Tue Mar 29 14:28:26 2016 No.14995233

http://i.imgur.com/VdOAljX.png

"Of course human men can't fight m-- I mean a Manticore's tailpussy you faggots. How can you honestly expect any red blooded human boy to turn down the opportunity to shove his cock into a place that's warm, moist, and ready to milk him without the sex?

You human-lovers I swear, It's like you hairless apes think that pussy-pussy can top tailpussy.

What? Of course I'm not a Manticore you fucks, everybody knows they can't use keyboards"

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 14:28:57 2016 No.14995237 >>14995200 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 14:29:53 2016 No.14995243 >>14995225 I want to pin that Wolf down and fuck her silly!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 14:30:06 2016 No.14995244 >>14995233 Hot damn. I could motorboat dem titties all day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 14:31:12 2016 No.14995248 >>14995233 So much mofu. So little time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 14:33:20 2016 No.14995259 >>14995233 But what about other kinds of monsterpussy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 14:34:11 2016 No.14995262 >>14995112 Married the Chief God's righthand super angel. She has a sword of fire and everything.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 14:35:36 2016 No.14995268 >>14995233 >tailpussy better than pussy-pussy >says the woman who saves pussy-pussy for her special one and only It really IS like arguing with someone on the internet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 14:36:04 2016 No.14995270 >There are people who don't want to just cuddle wolves.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 14:37:04 2016 No.14995274 >>14995270 >wolves >not succubi

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 14:39:58 2016 No.14995292 >>14995274 Succubi have a distinct lack of fluff and canine temperament.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 14:42:19 2016 No.14995299 >>14995233 >liking mantisluts Disgust, but also disgust.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 14:43:23 2016 No.14995302 >>14995233 Maidpussy is the only pussy I need. Tailpussy can be maidpussy, but is not maidpussy by default.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 14:43:25 2016 No.14995303 >>14995270 No, I want to cuddle Kobolds!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 14:44:18 2016 No.14995306 >>14995274 Wolves are cuddly, yet strong and protective. I want to feel safe knowing if some Paladin comes to try and smite my puppy daughterus I will come home to an empty suit of armor and a wolf wife with a bloody mouth and full tummy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 14:45:25 2016 No.14995312 >>14995302 Manticores would make horrible maids. >>14995306 >vore

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 14:46:16 2016 No.14995314 >>14995306 >vorefag Don't fuck up Werewolves with your cancer fetish please.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 14:47:19 2016 No.14995321 >>14995306 In KCland the more likely outcome is that you come home with a second wifewolf.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 14:47:45 2016 No.14995323 >>14995233 I'm unashamed to say that I'm a slut for tail pussy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 14:47:55 2016 No.14995324 >>14995312 Well then I guess I don't need tailpussy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 14:49:24 2016 No.14995330 >>14995312 >Manticores would make horrible maids. Oh bullshit, sadistic maids are some of the best maids. Don't you want a Manticore maid to ridicule your taste in porn when she finds it and giggle at your erection while she steps on you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 14:51:23 2016 No.14995337 >>14995330 >sadistic maids are some of the best maids. Yeah if you have shit taste in women. Sadistic bitches need to be beaten.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 14:52:05 2016 No.14995339 >>14995225 M-My Grandma, what big paws you have.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 14:52:14 2016 No.14995340 >>14995330 I think what you want is a mistress, not a maid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 14:52:31 2016 No.14995342 >>14995337 Perhaps some of the people that are into manticores are the ones who want to put them into submission.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 14:52:46 2016 No.14995344 >>14995337 I don't know, that sounds pretty sadistic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 14:54:31 2016 No.14995352 >>14995324 https://youtu.be/7QLSRMoKKS0?t=4

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 14:54:34 2016 No.14995353 >>14995344 That's disciplinary action.

Anonymous Tue Mar 29 14:56:46 2016 No.14995363

>>14995340
But a mistress doesn't come with the bonus of being ridiculed by somebody who's supposed to be beneath me, the long black thigh high socks or the mocking tone she calls master with while she jerks me off with her underwear.
>>14995337
I wouldn't mind beating her ass with my hand either, I'm not too picky.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 14:57:56 2016 No.14995370 >>14995306 >Vore Fucking disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:00:05 2016 No.14995377 >>14995337 Shut up Alp.

Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:00:09 2016 No.14995379

>>14995225
>"MY, GRANDMA, WHAT WEIRD LUPINE EYES YOU HAVE!"
>"Stick to the story, anon!"
>"MY, GRANDMA, WHAT A BUSHY TAIL YOU HAVE!"
>"Do I do this to your fetishes!?"
>"MY, GRANDMA, WHAT IMPRESSIVE WOLF EARS YOU HAVE!"
>"Say goodbye to your pelvis, smartass."

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:00:50 2016 No.14995383 >>14995363 >bonus of being ridiculed by somebody who's supposed to be beneath me Well, that's where our tastes differ I suppose.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:04:06 2016 No.14995402 >>14995330 >implying the kiki mafia will allow any competition

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:04:32 2016 No.14995404 >>14995337 I mean, you're not wrong, but what if that was her plan all along? Trust no one anon, not even me...

Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:05:55 2016 No.14995414

>>14995312
>>14995314
>>14995321
>>14995370
I was referring to the fact she'd beat the Paladin up and chase her out. Or maybe she'd force her to be our personal chef for a while. We'll sell the armor, or let our daughterus play in it.

I didn't expect it to carry that kind of connotation. My apologies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:08:33 2016 No.14995422 >>14995337 >shit taste in women Maybe for a maledom nigger.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:08:39 2016 No.14995423 >>14995342 I like Manticores because I want to huff their manes while fucking/getting fucked by them. Shit's cash.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:09:39 2016 No.14995428 >>14995423 You can get brain damage from huffing manes of any type. Didn't they teach that to you in school?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:09:55 2016 No.14995429 >>14995422 Son, you godda have better bait than that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:10:19 2016 No.14995431 >>14995422 Ohhh you just activated his trap card!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:10:35 2016 No.14995432 >>14995423 Careful not to OD Anon!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:10:48 2016 No.14995433 >>14995414 Sure you were.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:11:03 2016 No.14995435 >>14995414 Sure you did.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:11:28 2016 No.14995438 >>14995402 But the kikis are so nice!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:11:43 2016 No.14995439 >A bloody mouth and a full stomach >S-she just beats the paladin up, guys, I swear!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:12:32 2016 No.14995442 >>14995379 Hey, if she wants to indulge in some weird obaa-san nursing fantasy I at least get to tease her slightly with my role as little red riding shota.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:12:33 2016 No.14995443 >>14995438 Not to the competition.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:12:45 2016 No.14995444 >>14995414 >>14995439

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:13:36 2016 No.14995448 >>14995439 Well of course she'd have a bloody mouth. Have you seen Boxers, or Rockey? When you fight, your mouth is usually the first place to start bleeding.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:13:37 2016 No.14995449 >>14995443 Why can't they just be nice to the other maids?

Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:13:41 2016 No.14995451

>>14995428
>>14995432
You guys don't get it, I just want to take a giant handful of that mofu and press my face into it! I want to smell the heady odor of sweat and female pheromones that act as a special "Fuck Me" candy for the Manticore! I want to hear her breath going ragged as she tries to restrain herself from raping me then and there as I tell her that I'm going to give her ALL THE CUBS

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:15:05 2016 No.14995458 >>14995414 Uh-huh.

Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:16:27 2016 No.14995471

I know this goes without saying, but fuck, as a canid fan, Cu Sith REALLY pisses me off.

Imagine a pure girl kinda like a canid version of a Shirohebi or unicorn. I love the fae part of it too, fairies are great, dogs are great, why not mix 'em together?

Basically the opposite of a Hellhound in the way that a Bicorn is the opposite of a Unicorn. Nice, silky, golden fur, lithe body, alabaster skin, prismatic eyes, etc.

Instead we get a fucking furry.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:16:28 2016 No.14995472 >>14995449 Because that means sharing. And she ain't a bicorn.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:16:32 2016 No.14995473 >>14995451 She has you broken and you didn't even try to fight it. Shamfur dispray.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:17:06 2016 No.14995476 More children stories with monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:17:22 2016 No.14995477 >>14995473 I'm the same way with Kitsunes. I want one to COCOON ME IN MOFU

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:17:51 2016 No.14995479 >>14995472 There's plenty of masters out there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:18:18 2016 No.14995481 >>14995476 Remember all those wurm fairy tales?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:19:24 2016 No.14995486 >>14995479 Her daughters will grow up and need a master of their own. She can't jeopardize that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:19:25 2016 No.14995487 >>14995476 The Bishie and the Beast.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:20:53 2016 No.14995494 >>14995486 Question anons: Would this kind of horsepussy be better or worse? https://youtu.be/HYrVKLBhitE

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:21:20 2016 No.14995496 >>14995477 You poor, mofu-toxicated bastard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:21:28 2016 No.14995497 KC needs to make a Bumble Bee girl, a big fluffy solitary girl with a fluffy mane to surpass even manticorse and werebats!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:22:22 2016 No.14995501 >>14995494 I just can't even with this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:22:39 2016 No.14995502 >>14995494 Biped versions are great but the need hooves and a tail. Doing them from behind just isn't as good otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:23:11 2016 No.14995504 >>14995494 It's shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:23:17 2016 No.14995506 >>14995494 >Bipedal horse pussy Wut

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:24:13 2016 No.14995510 >>14995486 You have a point, but the other maids just want to help. Kikis can't be everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:24:27 2016 No.14995512 >>14995494 >cosplay-tier >yuri >better Kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:24:36 2016 No.14995513 >>14995494 Need hooves and maybe a little fur on their arms and legs, otherwise perfect.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:25:46 2016 No.14995518 >>14995497 Those already exist >So forgotten, not even remembered in the forgotten list list like Dandelion Cocaine or Genies

Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:26:22 2016 No.14995519

>>14995494
Just give Centaurs two legs but make them hooves, like a Hakutaku or Satyros. Keep the tail, give them fur sleeves too, I guess.

Also: What the fuck is a horse tail like? Like what is the structure of it? Is it a little nub from which all that long hair gross out of? Is it like a long rat tail obscured by the hair?

I've been around horse and ridden them a bunch but I've never touched their tais or anything. I have no clue.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:26:23 2016 No.14995520 >>14986129 >See thumbnail >Suddenly something gets in my eye I think she is real.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:26:25 2016 No.14995521 >>14995510 If there were no competition then there would be enough kikis.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:26:45 2016 No.14995522 >>14995471 I feel you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:28:16 2016 No.14995530 >>14995518 They don't though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:29:17 2016 No.14995537 >>14995506 What, you've never seen everybody's favorite healslut unicorn? http://orig13.deviantart.net/20f8/f/2013/177/6/f/soraka_by_yan531-d6aqqog.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:30:04 2016 No.14995539 https://a.pomf.cat/enluke.mp4 I want a shortstack Kiki!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:30:31 2016 No.14995541 >>14995530 http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Honey_Bee Even has some fluff.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:30:39 2016 No.14995542 >>14995521 But even then, there's lots of masters out there. Even if a kikimora were to have lots of kids, there still might be openings. Not to mention that if a master has a look more wife, he can't make more masters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:31:18 2016 No.14995547 >>14995494 Wow So japan horse racing is getting animated? They really have nothing better to adapt? Fucking hell And bipedal horse pussy looks stupid desu

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:31:23 2016 No.14995548 >>14995541 That's honey bee not bumble bee. Speaking of which he still needs to make a Queen Bee.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:31:54 2016 No.14995552 >>14995542 Competitors are only there to teach the younglings how to kill for their master and dispose of the bodies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:32:43 2016 No.14995557 >>14995537 I have never considered Soraka to be a unicorn..

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:34:11 2016 No.14995565 >>14995548 He also needs to finish the Goblin family. Redcap when?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:34:30 2016 No.14995567 >>14995497 DEPLOY THE MOFU BAT

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:35:00 2016 No.14995570 >>14995552 Well that's not very maid-like at all. What's next, teaching them how to chase off other women and how to spy on master without getting caught?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:35:22 2016 No.14995573 >>14995557 She's a goat variant unicorn, Anon. A Unigoat

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:36:50 2016 No.14995577 >>14995573 10/10 Would tank for again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:36:56 2016 No.14995578 >>14995570 Actually those come before teaching them to kill.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:38:07 2016 No.14995584 >>14995578 Well they're both unladylike and lustful.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:39:01 2016 No.14995588 >>14995584 A maid isn't just a maid, she's also your bodyguard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:40:19 2016 No.14995593 >>14995588 But why drive people out of his life and invade his privacy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:40:38 2016 No.14995596 >>14995584 Yes, and?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:41:52 2016 No.14995606 >>14995537 Would you rather have Soraka or Morgana "support" you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:42:01 2016 No.14995607 >>14995593 Benis

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:42:38 2016 No.14995612 >>14995593 Identifying and eliminating potential threats.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:45:22 2016 No.14995620 >>14995596 A maid should support her master, not threaten any women who gets close to him. She should be dignified and calm, not spying on Master masturbating. >>14995612 Or ruining his life

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:47:14 2016 No.14995624 >>14995620 She is supporting him by getting rid of the bitches and whores in his life.

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