/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

You know, the more I look at it, the more I can't help but think to myself, "Man, Hanyuu has the hottest horns I have ever seen." It depresses me so much to know that I have not, and probably will not ever see such a beautiful mass of bony protrusions ever come to fruition in real life. Everything from the way they shine in the moonlight, to the cute little way they just curve out from the sides. I can picture myself and her, me buffing her handlebars with a shammy and a tub of Turtle Wax, and her quietly blushing beside me as I live my lifelong dream. /a/, please help me. I need to find a woman with horns such as this, or better. A life for me, without my dear, sweet Hanyuu's beautiful onyx handlebars is lonely and cold.