Monster Girl Thread

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A thread for that one girl that keeps showing up when I hit the random monster page on the wiki and gets the profile picture because she has no art whatsoever.

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Kejourou are love

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Maids are shit.

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Maids are slightly more olev than last thread.

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>>14971239
>that one girl that keeps showing up when I hit the random monster page on the wiki
She won't leave me alone!

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>>14971239
I want to use a Chochin girl to light the room where me and my waifu are having sex.

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Mice are for breeding.

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>>14971253
Savage as fuck.

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>>14971253
I want to give a Chochin enough energy through lovemaking to act as a lighthouse!

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>>14971254
How can she be for breeding if she doesn't even have child-bearing hips?

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>>14971239
I could use a Chochin-Obake to light up my life right about now.

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>>14971247
>>14971239
Lucky, I wish I had a cute girl like those that wouldn't leave me alone.

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>>14971266
We all could.

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>>14971265
Mice are stretchy.

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x is best girl

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>>14971253
I want to take a Chochin girl and cuddle up next to her, as she begins to glow brighter and brighter from the amount of happiness she is experiencing from finally being able to express her true feelings to the guy she like. I also am happy to see my beloved lamp that I took such good care of become the most loving girl in my life, one who i'm holding tight as she glows bright, both of us happy to met one another as I ask her to be my girlfriend.

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>>14971276
>X
>Not Y

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>>14971278
>x
>not zero

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>>14971286
>Zero
>This bitch

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>"Sup nerd?"

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>>14971276
>X
>ten
>the tenth MGE monster girl

I have cracked the code! Now who was the tenth girl released?

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>>14971269
>Stretchy
Are Mouse Girls literally made for cumflation?

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I cant sleep, someone send help

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>>14971296
Trying to solve this crossword puzzle. Do you know a four letter word for a magic item that creates alps?
>>14971301
Yes.

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>>14971296
Little does that oni knows that I only look skinny when i'm clothed.

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>>14971302
That's terrible
I guess we're going to have to use 'THAT'

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>>14971296
Playing the new titty ninja game.

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>>14971302
Have you tried taking melatonin or some kind of over the counter drug?

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>>14971314
Yes, it has helped slightly, as in i do sleep longer, but falling asleep is still difficult

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>>14971307
Is it cock? I bet monsters think cocks are magical.

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I wouldn't mind getting a visit at night from a succubus.

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>>14971296
Nah much, how about you??

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>>14971297
Zombie

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>>14971321
Open the window and play some nature sounds. Don't mind the direwolf howl in the background, it's totally part of the track.

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>>14971325
We need more vanilla stories about the most vanilla MG!

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>>14971322
Of course, cock!
The next one is 'a mighty tower that grows when needed'. Four letter word.

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>>14971321
I got ya. When you go to bed are you stressed? Do you have your computer on in your room as you fall asleep? What kind of noises/sounds are played as you lay in bed?

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>>14971302
Go on a nice long walk.

Repeat and extend until you're tired enough physically to sleep.

It might not work, and it hasn't for me yet, but you might have better luck. Sleep difficulties are a thing I've grown to just live with.

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>>14971296
Please don't bully me, I already gave the Manticore my lunch money.

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>>14971335
A holstaur with an ice cream parlor?

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sup nerds

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>>14971296
We're doing a combo study session/DnD run this weekend, wanna join?

Yes, you can be the wizard.

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>>14971331
Not a bad choice for sure.

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>>14971335
No, we need more elf rape!

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>>14971342
A wise choice, you wouldn't be able to focus during class after getting freshly Tailpussy'd.

Your crotch would be sore until you got home.

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>>14971325
I want the Succubus Ojou-sama from my highschool to sneak into my room during the full moon and rape me senseless!
There's something about beautiful dignified girls having perverted lustful expressions that's just wonderful.

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>>14971296
Just drawing horse waifu.

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>>14971302
Have you tried lying down and closing your eyes?

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>>14971296
Hanging around in drawthreads. Got some good pseudo(?)-MG related stuff.

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>>14971340
Fans running, but I have always had them running like that, so it should not be a problem

How I wish i had an elf to cuddle

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>>14971367
That's one nice ass.

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>>14971296
Killing time between classes. Would you kindly fuck off and bully someone else for once in your goddamn life?

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>>14971350
Don't spam Laska again.

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>>14971335
Human girls! My favorite!

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>>14971369
I do the same. Like I asked are you stressed out any? Stress does a lot of shitty things to the body and the mind.

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>>14971342
Manticore may look and act tough but I know ho they really are, just insecure lonely girls that strike out against the world because it's the only way for them to feel powerful. They have personal problems in secrecy that they can't do anything to stop, so they bully to feel the sense of control and power they lack in their normal lives. If they truly where strong, they'd help the weak out and make true friends that they enjoy being round, so that they may have help for friend when they feel sad or low, so just remember if a manticore is acting tough and mean it's only because deep down she's scared and insecure about events going on in her personal life.

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>>14971350
Who the hell are you, and how did you get in here?

Bah, never mind. Unless you're here for studying and DnD, you might want to clear out.

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>>14971374
I do not know If im stressed, so probably not

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>He doesn't want a pure and beautiful angel waifu

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>>14971377
I disagree

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>>14971389
Ok then. Do you eat right before you go to bed? I know that that can cause some issues. And do you have like a schedule that you eat around? Like around the same time that is.

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Why are dragons so mean?

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>>14971393
I want to facefuck her until she doesn't look so smug anymore.
I want her to look predatory.

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>>14971399
They aren't mean, anon. Maybe you are just too weak!

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>>14971393
I wonder if that artist has ever studied basic head anatomy.

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>>14971392
But I do.

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>>14971396
No but a I am hungry, that might be the problem

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>>14971393
This exactly proves my point, wearing tough looking clothing and acting intimidating are just ways she gets that feeling of power she so sorely lacks in her actual life. In reality, she has poor social skills and has no real friends, only ones who pretend because she acts mean to others. One can only hope she learns about things such as true friendship, otherwise she'll be emotionally unhappy for her entire life, internally crying out for someone to help her and be her friend. She keeps the real her locked up behind a facade, one that if it were to crack would reveal a sweet and kin girl who's going through horrible and traumatizing things in her personal life, so she acts tough so she doesn't end up feeling worthless.

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>>14971411
Congratulations then; you're one of the few persons in this thread with good taste.

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>>14971392
I want one, but I'm shy and don't know where to look, where are these cute angels girls and what are they like so I may gain the confidence necessary to ask one of them out?

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>>14971419
sometimes manticores are just mean
they don't need a tragic backstory

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>>14971412
Could be. I recommend you eat a bit more when you have dinner, or if you go to bed a while after that, a snack. Don't eat right before you go to bed though as that can cause issues.

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>>14971392
I only want one if she looked like this.

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>>14971430
Uh, Anon
That's not so blue as you think it is

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>>14971426
Just start being all pious and righteous, and shit like that. Then the angel girls will come to you.

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>>14971402
I just wanna chill and relax but these dragons are being assholes and giving me contant shit.

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>>14971392

>angels
>pure

by monster laws, angels will always be sluts, and devils always innocent beings

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>>14971430
True, but the ones who do are often the most vicious of them all. Acting nice could land them an actual fulfilling relationship that's both physically and emotionally satisfied, it just comes down to treating others the way you wish to be treated.

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>>14971430
Blue board friendo.

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>>14971431
Thanks, anon, here have a tanuki party

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>>14971425
It's been a while since I last opened my Angel folder, so I kind of want to post some cute Angel girls. However, I'd rather not spam the thread and eat up image space, so I'll refrain from doing so.

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>>14971446
Thanks sleepy! Hope you end up sleeping better. Lemme know if it works in a week or so.

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>>14971442
>it just comes down to treating others the way you wish to be treated.
perhaps the manticore is looking for someone to bully her

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>>14971446
>Tanukis party so hard even onis stare
They work hard, they play hard.

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>>14971436
OK that's really easy as I already do that anyway, I wonder if it's just the angels are shy or just trying to work up a unique way to ask me out, one that will sound good while also being simple.

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>>14971437
I bet they are just playing around. If you don't like it, maybe you should ask them to stop.

Or are you too weak for that too?

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>>14971454
Well if that what she wants then good for her and I wish her luck.

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Lovey-dovey semen demons.

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>>14971450
I don't have many pics of them. What about posting your favorite one at least?

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>>14971460
Yeah man, that shit don't work. They say something about their first amendment rights and I can't stop em after that. That amendment is a curse and a blessing.

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I want to get raped by someone on the swim team.

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>>14971481
>Being raped by a woman
I bet a fucking child could destroy you in a fight

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>>14971479
What's going on here?

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>>14971481
I don't think that's an MG Anon. And I want to be treated as an equal.

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>>14971481
Does that include facesitting? Swimmers are supposed to have nice asses.

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>>14971481

is a woman in a swim suit a monster?

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>>14971481
By Shark Girl delinquents in the changing room?

You're the new pool boy.

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>>14971484
Dork.

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>>14971471
Have one.

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>>14971492
You're the dork, nerd.

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>>14971472
The best way to make a dragon obey you is by bribery followed by blackmail! Make her forget about that amendment and you'll be the one standing on the top in no time!

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>>14971491
Don't let her bully you, just flip her on her upside down on her back and punch her nose if needed and your good for not being bullied by shark girls. Though the ones I know are actually quite friendly and love having their head's patted while being cuddled so I guess it depends on where you live.

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>>14971490
No, she's a big scary boat.

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>>14971489
This is true.

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>>14971506
Flatfish!

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>>14971491
I want to be the pool boy!

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>>14971497
But how should I go about doing that? I don't have any Jew Gold left that I could give to em.

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>>14971370
She's pretty bottom heavy despite being a loli version of Jack the Ripper.

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>>14971506
I bet she's all wet, slimy and cold!

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>>14971520
It matters not anon, for that butt is getting fucked.

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>>14971520
Lolis with nice rears are the best

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>>14971528
A reasonable desire.

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Sneks are love. Sneks are life.

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>>14971506
Are Sahuagin capable of having fine rears?

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>>14971532
Anon please, I just got done with jerking off to my favorite titty ninja. I don't want to have to masturbate again.

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>>14971529
That they are.
>>14971538
I know something that will kill your boner! Toonami is collaborating on two new seasons of FLCL

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>>14971446
I wouldn't mind partying with those Tanukis.
Even if it did end up becoming lewd.

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>>14971541
>spoiler
I don't know what that is.

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>>14971515
Try to steal from the bully dragon's hoard, then use it to proceed to the next part of the plan.

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>>14971534
Lamia's are also great to cuddle with as they are really sweet and appreciate you for more than being a heater. They are also passionate lovers and nothing makes them happier than when the guy she likes ask her snuggle with him and let him pat her head, a sentence that causes them to give great big hug and kisses to their lover. I wonder if Lamia's would love to cuddle with me, especially since not only do I have a good personality but equally important is the fact that when it's cold out I am always toasty warm to the touch? I feel in general if monster girls were real, I'd attract tones of cute undead and reptile based monster girl who all wish to snuggle with me in a giant pile while I give them head pats.

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>>14971551
Only give it back if she promises to be nicer? And if she doesn't then bluff and threaten to release the videos from the shower?

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>>14971534
Emotionless sneks are cute.

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>>14971549
>not knowing what FLCL is
What the fuck are you doing with your life?

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>>14971561
I don't watch many TV shows. I mainly just work, eat, play video games and sleep.

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>>14971534
Yes. A literal snake pit would be amazing to just fall in to.

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>>14971549
>He doesn't know what FLCL is
You can't be serious

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>>14971564
I am.

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>>14971568
Are you from somewhere deep under the sea? In some sort of cosmic dimension? A link between universes?
I haven't even watched FLCL and I know what it is

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>>14971555
Now you're on the right track.

If she becomes docile that means it's your chance to be the bully. You can accept that and become the thing you hate, or you can just try to be her friend.

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>>14971575
I don't know what to say anon, I haven't seen a lot of stuff. Shit I haven't even watched a single episode of the original Gundam show.

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I'm gonna move into a Wurm's burrow, unannounced.

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>>14971587
I want to burrow my wurm into a a wurm's burrow.

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>>14971581
Obviously be her friend, I'm not a cruel person and I'd like to give her a second chance.Plus she looks really uncomfortable and who knows, she may be a sweet girl who has a hard time expressing her feelings. What happens when I tell her I wish to be her friend and i'd like to get to know her better?

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>>14971591
I don't understand.

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>>14971594
>>14971581
That's what I'm thinking Anon 2! If I show her what it's like to be friends then that means she'll have less reason to bully me/want to be friends! Thank you for your help!

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>>14971553
>nothing makes them happier than when the guy she likes ask her snuggle with him and let him pat her head, a sentence that causes them to give great big hug and kisses to their lover.

Now I'm sad. I want a snek onee-san to cuddle with.

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How do monstergirls with wings sleep comfortably in a bed? I mean, sure they could sleep on their stomachs, but I bet if you slept next to them you'd get smacked in the face once or twice in the middle of the night.

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>>14971614
Me too, anon. I bet they would especially need cuddles during the winter months.

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>>14971628
Polymorphing or incredibly versatile joints.

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>>14971628
On their sides, of course.

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>>14971628
Just sleep on top of their wings. They fold up and nestle well if they're mounted on the back or shoulders. Same way you can sleep on your arm like a pillow. If you mean buttwings, those are fucking stupid.

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>>14971611
Indeed, for by extending a kind hand despite what she may have done to you, your showing her a kindness she's never experienced. She'll slowly stop bullying you and in a short amount of time shyly ask you if you like to hang out with her, a flustered but genuine look to her face as she does so. Then you eventually grow to be good friends and she grows much happier, glad to have a friend for the first time and one that enjoys being with her as well.

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>>14971614
Me too, Lamia cuddles make all the pain go away and also help make both of you happier. You hold her close as she wraps tightly around your body and enjoying a loving session of cuddling as you rub her head and elicit cute gasp from her. The you pull her close to your chest and let her listen to your heart and see the smile on her face as she listens to musical beat of a love filled heart, a heart that holds a special place in it just for her.

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>>14971628
They sleep on their stomach, one arm and one wing draped across the body of their husband, the other arm and wing on the other side of the bed.

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>>14971633
Winters would be real comfy, but the days are getting hotter and it would be real nice if I had someone stealing my body heat with soft snek hugs.

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>>14971650
Couldn't have done it without you Anon!

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>>14971654
You have a way with words, anon.

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>>14971633
They indeed do as they're cold blooded and really sensitive to the cold, so the often spend even more time than usual cuddling with the guy they love. It also serves as a great way for her to show how much she loves you, because you not only keep her body warm but you also keep her heart warm by making her the happiest girl in the world. This also translate to being a great way to bond as you keep her warm and happy, while she keeps you comfy and in a good mood. While true she may hold you tighter than ever, take it from me that it's hr way of showing that she loves you not just for warmth or looks, but your personality that helps keep warm weather it's snuggling while playing games or watching shows; just remember she loves you a lot and winter is the perfect opportunity to confess her heart about the many reason she loves you and by holding you tightly in her loving passionate coils.

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>>14971660
Yes indeed. It would be impossible to not fall asleep within her coils.
Like always being on the cold side of a full-body pillow.

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>>14971680
That elf needs to put some more meat on herself and get a proper swimsuit on.

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>>14971674
thanks, And she has a way of expressing her love to me, even without saying a single word. For as she wraps around me in the cold winter, the squeezing and movements of her strong yet loving coils tell me about how happy she feels whenever she's around me and how much I mean to her. The beating of her heart as she pulls your head to her chest, the fast beating despite the cold telling me she's enjoying this intimate act and how your personality and not just your body always warms her up even on the downiest of days. The way she rubs her face on your chest in sync with your heartbeat, telling you just how she enjoys being close to you and the joy of knowing you love her for all she is. The winters may be fierce and long for her, but as long as your with her, she can always stay that same sweet loving, and caring girl you first fell in love with.

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I want to have tender, loving hand-holding sex with a spooky monster girl!

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>>14971688
I wonder when Ordures will draw hmangas that feature his squishy girls.

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>>14971662
Looks like you choose the right path.
Little dragon girl always suffered, and now that she has her first friend she will treasure you like you're the most important thing in the world!
I hope you are ready, cause dragons tend to be a little bit clingy with those they like.

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>>14971699
No eyes no service.

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>>14971699
I want a phantom skulljob!

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>You will never play hide and seek with your dragon daughter
>She will never hide in one of her mother's hoard, raising a racket you hear from across the house
>You will never "search" for her despite being able to see her peeking out from under a silver platter
>Her mother will never scold both of you

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>>14971302

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I want to teach a dragon nee san how not to bully and express her feelings with words

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>>14971727
Adorable

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>>14971727
Love from above.

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Last night I had a dream I'd been having the same dream two nights in a row.
Am I in trouble?

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>>14971674
>>14971706
Thanks and she couldn't have ever broken out of her hardened emotional shell without you. You where the first person to show her kindness and be her friend, two things she has never had or experienced. You brought happiness to her life and helped her overcome her personal demons, revealing a dragon who's actually kind and sweet. When she first cried after holding all that sorrow that first caused her to become a bully, you hugged her tightly and assured her you'd stick by her side and put a smile back on her beautiful face. Now she's developed a deep friendship, where you hang out with one another and share hobbies with each other, having lots of fun the entire way. Eventually leading to her blushing, shaking and asking you if you'd like to be her boyfriend, to which you gently kiss her lips and say of course followed by her giving you the tightest hug ever and going out with her on the first of many dates. As she cuddles with me tightly, enjoying the positive physical touch of another person, she say to you how happy you make her and that she's glad you gave her a chance to turn over a new leaf, making her the happiest dragon in the world to have a guy who she loves and loves her back. she's a clingy girl, but one who's also sweet and loving, who I'm glad to have in my life and who;s glad to be with the guy she least expected to be with.

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>>14971728
Until you get hurt in a tragic car accident and she no longer cares for the words you taught her. Nothing but fire.

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>>14971752
She will coach me to become a wheelchair-basketball player!

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>>14971727
Why do Werebats pull of fluffy manes so well?

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>>14971761
Because bats are the most numerous mammal and therefore the OG fluff.

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>>14971727
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tn42oAx9wo

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>>14971761
Bats are naturally fluffy animals

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>>14971699
I want a spooky ghostly encounter that gives me shivers down my spine!

And that's just the foreplay!

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>>14971793
Well too bad, all you get is a Skeleton in Wonder Woman cosplay!

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>>14971774
Overpopulated as fuck, but Zubat was always a favorite of mine

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Bottom Heavy Baphomets!

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Fuck bicorns. Cucking has no place in monster girl society

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>>14971821
>Fuck bicorns.
Not a bad plan but I prefer nightmares.

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>>14971821
ONly if she's involved at the same time.
Threesomes or nothing at all.

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>>14971628
Burrito method

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>>14971825
>Threesome
It's cute that you think she'd stop at one extra girl, anon.

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>>14971829
Fine, well have x-somes but she and the others will be engaged in all lewd activities.

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The Evil Empire has fallen. In the aftermath, an unemployed group of girls come together and go on a journey to find a new place in the world.
What I'm saying is, a Lizardman, a Skeleton, a Goblin and a Maus go on a road trip.

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>>14971726
Are all modern dragons rich?

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>>14971831
That was the plan. Name a body part, and chances are she'll have some girl doing something with it. You will be buried in lewdness.

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Would you watch a version of 'Dude, Where's My Car?' starring two Wurms?

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>>14971837
No
which is why you find a poor one and rise to fame and fortune together!
hard mode: do it with a wurm

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>>14971837
Richer than any before. You have any idea how much of a profit they've turned since banks started paying interest?
>>14971844
Two Wurms? That sounds like Dumb & Dumber to be honest.

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>>14971844
Only if its just the tatoo scene

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>>14971845
>hard mode: do it with the girl who can dig for gems without breaking a sweat
This is not how it works.

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>>14971833
You know why they're called Goblins? It's cause they've been gobblin' up so much dong.

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>>14971844
I cant watch most retard humor, as long as its not bio-dome

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>>14971850
but will she care to keep the gems?
might find shit that would make millions and only come back with a odd looking brick

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>>14971854
Surely some will be lodged between her scales and when you're cleaning her you can line your pockets with precious stones.

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>>14971859
What if she passes through a uranium deposit?

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>>14971844
I would rather watch monster girl Idiocracy.

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>>14971838
Only so long as I can impregnate her with my first child for all her hard work trying to keep me happy.

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>>14971854
to be fair, I like collecting weird stuff too

might just open a nick-nack shop for shit she finds

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>>14971862
She becomes a MG version of the hulk.

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>>14971844
The one with a Moth as Jesse and a Red Oni as Chester was better.

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>>14971868
But she's never angry.

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>>14971862
Then we sell it to the Cyclops arm's manufacturer. Depleted uranium shells sell like hotcakes in certain circles.

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>>14971844
If it has Monster girls I will almost definitely watch it.

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>>14971848
For some reason I don't think Dragons would mess with banks, stocks, or anything like that. Their obsession is with physical wealth, being able to bury themselves in a hoard of gold & priceless antiques. Unless there's a bank that deals in doubloons, I doubt they'd be using them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14971850
>Be inna Africa, mining blood diamonds like your father Kunta Kinte and his father before him
>Ten of your brothers have already died in various accidents this week
>Wonder if you're next
>Suddenly the earth shakes and you know your time has come
>Fall to your knees, praying to whatever gods will listen
>The shaking stops and you open your eyes to find yourself staring at a cute dragon girl
>In her arms and wedged between her breasts are more stones than you've ever seen at once
>"Oopsie!" she says before popping back down the hole she dug, making dirt fall from the ceiling when she resumes digging
>You're pretty sure you hear that raspingnoise that happens when someone fails to whistle too
>You blink and pick up one of the massive gems she'd carelessly dropped, wondering if maybe something good will come of this encounter
>It's a cubic zirconium
>Cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14971870
It's whenever she becomes miffed in this case.
Most MGs are too pure for anger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14971727
>Be bully
>Find a Werebat cave
>Go in there ready to humiliate some dumb Bats
>Act lost and call for help in a dramatic manner
>Hear a Werebat flying
>Turn on my 3000 lumens flashlight
>She loses balances and crashes on the floor
>Laugh at her
>She starts sobbing
>Leave the cave triumphantly
>As soon as the sun goes down a swarm of Werebats invade my house
>Get violently raped
>It was still worth it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14971865
Now that just goes without saying. She may be burying you in pussy, but she's still the bottom bitch. She helps manage the girls & gets all the good stuff first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14971850
Make a mining team out of MG
>Wurm for main drilling/demolition.
>Dragon for gem appraisal
>numerous golems for transport work
>werebats for cavern scouting.
>And you with a golem-pact to fix the odd unstable wall

[Anonymous No.]

>>14971884
>she's still the bottom bitch
Of course she is; one of a bicorn's fetishes would be letting you fuck other girls while riding her.

[Anonymous No.]

http://exhentai.org/g/915080/16e60db4f1/

[Anonymous No.]

>>14971805
Stop, please, I can only get so aroused!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14971876
Better go tell foreman Peter Kruger about this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14971876
>not fondling those massive dragon tats

[Anonymous No.]

>>14971884
True.
But she will still be my first wife and I'll still hold onto that picture of her when she was still a pure girl before the demonic energy accident.

I may even get her alone for a time just so I can do it alone with her like I promised we'd do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14971895
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14971892
golem-pact
I mean gnome

[Anonymous No.]

>>14971904
why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14971898
He thought he was going to die, even a genuine African's love for white wimmin isn't so strong he could just bounce back from that. Besides, he didn't even get to see the booty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14971910
Earth magic is cheating in this case

[Anonymous No.]

>>14971919
And having a dragon that can to in a day what most most mining crews would take months to do Isn't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14971903
>Accident
I doubt it. They're pretty thorough to stop that stuff.

I know I greentexted a yandere Unicorn once, but once again I curse my negligence at capping my shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14971829
I want to be in a debauched polygamous household led by my first and oldest wife, an ara-ara Bicorn

>>14971919
>Have a Gnome dark elemental
>Ask her for to create a huge diamond
>She can do it in exchange for 2 paizuris
>Meanwhile miners all over the world are risking their life

[Anonymous No.]

>>14971727
BEAST!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14971933
I mean yeah, she can do it, but shoveling all that carbon between her asscheeks is just so messy, you know? Making gems is dirty work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14971936
AWAY, BEAST!
This is really well done

[Anonymous No.]

>>14971936
How much insight do you need before you start seeing Gazer Girls everywhere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14971936
But does she have eyes on the inside?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14971936
Gaze, some say Gazer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14971936
Fuck that's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14971936
Why does Gazer get all the cute gamer art? I mean, I get it about the Gamer Gazer thing, but why does she get ALL of the gamer art?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14971970
I want to sit an oppai loli gazer in my lap and pat the top of her eyestalks.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you like little monster girls, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14971892
hope you've gut some dude down there for the golems ans werebats

[Anonymous No.]

>>14971975
Only when they have overly large hips and rear for their size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14971975
Well that depends. Are they just short in stature or are they young? Are they like normal short or are they small enough to fit on my arm/in my hand? So many factors Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14971975
YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>14971975
No
give me a 20+ and up or go home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14971975
Only if they aren't loli's, other wise a girl who's a bit petite is good in my book.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14971975
Yes, even the smug bratty ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14971975
I love little girls.

They make me feel so good.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons.

Take care and remember to sign up for the Cuddling Program.
Many monster girls out there need a man to cuddle them and you could be one of them.

From chubby, loli grizzlies that need someone for the evening to elder wurms that want a snuggle buddy, you can be the one to help them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972007
Where can I sign up? i would like to feel loved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972007
>that feel when I could really use a cuddle

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972011
Sign up online and we can get you snuggling with a pair of kobold twins within the day.

>>14972012
We all could.
We all could
Been a long week.
WOuld love a monster girl to just cuddle when I get home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972015
A link Anon, I need a link!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to embarrass a fox and make it my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972015
>>14972016
And is it like Uber where I can decide when I want to be on call? Or is it shift work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972007
I'd sign up to receive free cuddles. Does that make me a bad person?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972019
That's a cute fox Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972007
What about a lonely NEET Lilim?
It'd be nice to feel loved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972028
I lilim doesn't have to be lonly
she's got her sisters, servants, could just make a new friend out of a human girl or just materialize some dark matter

[Anonymous No.]

Loen was finally able to get me the first sketch for one of the daki sides

The hips are a bit too wide and i asked him to fix it, but it's still really nice besides that

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972037
One: for the love of god man, spellcheck your posts.
Two: Stop shitting on my fantasy of cuddling a lonely NEET Lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972016
>>14972021
YOu'd be a fulltime cuddler, although there would be some leeway with who you take.
Do note that we will draw straws for those cuddlees that aren't taken.

We do need to get everyone cuddlers.

>>14972026
You'll want our sister site.

>>14972028
Yes, you could get one.
Granted she's a bit chubby but that's to be expected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972039
>The hips are a bit too wide
I've sort of noticed him going on a trend with this, I can't say that I like them so disproportionate.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it mofu time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972028
A lilim doesn't have to be lonely.
she's got her sisters, servants and could just make a new friend out of a human girl or just materialize some dark matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972047
Well a lot of his stuff i've been seeing him do with super wide hips have been lower angles looking up

I figured this might have just been him being in that habit of drawing instead of taking it head on like a daki should be

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972045
Ok then, I;m fine with working full time, I need a check any way. So, can you gimme a link Boss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972045
>Granted she's a bit chubby but that's to be expected.
She sounds wonderful.
Can I just move in with her? And does she enjoy video games?

[Anonymous No.]

I was going to head over to the Ryuu's shrine when I noticed something out front of the Fox shrine.

These girls were calling out for people to come visit the fox shrine..

I think I know why that ryuu gets lonely.

Would this work with Shirohebis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972057
www.cuddlebuddy.com/applications.

>>14972058
If you impress her than she may purchase you through our 'permanent cuddler' program.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972062
>>Would this work with Shirohebis?
I have trouble imagining two yandere getting along well for extended periods of time, but aside from that fuck yes it would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972048
I want to touch that tail so bad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972062
So what exactly is a Ryuu? If it's the girl in the pic then what differentiates them from Kitsunes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972069
Yes, maybe it would work with the really young ones, but then you'd only get a certain kind of person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972048
Isn't it always?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972067
Thanks Boss! I'll sign up within the hour!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972073

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972073
>So what exactly is a Ryuu?
A miserable torrent of water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972073
Ryuu (noun) a very lonely water goddess who never gets visitors at her shrine, possibly due to the fact her entire staff are Shirohebi, and well we all know about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972067
>If you impress her than she may purchase you through our 'permanent cuddler' program.
I'm sure my awkward yet caring personality can win her over.
Also the fact that I think she's cute and will often remind her of that fact.
Honestly, I'd move in with her for free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972089
But she's going to sit in your lap and make you cuddle her while she games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972101
Anon, that sounds like heaven to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972103
Just watch out.
She's got a large rear and [spoler]likes to laze about in an overly large shirt and panties.

[Anonymous No.]

So at what point in the Anime for Mon Musu catch up with the Manga?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972007
Is their any cute mermaids or succubus that could use a cuddle buddy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972119
Two loli sea bishops, a muscled merrow, and an oppai loli succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972107
Godlike. So godlike I'll even forgive the failed spoiler.
I'll stroke her hair while cuddling her.
And eventually I'll even let her take my first kiss and my virginity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972130
Just watch out, the first time she goes for a kiss she's going to screw up her eyes and pucker her lips as she tries to kiss
I really need to sleep, I'm messing up my spoilers.

[Anonymous No.]

Seriously though.

Fucking Basilisks. KC knocked out of the park with this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972019
That face is familiar. Either that dirty old fox has spread her genes around a lot over the centuries, or she's been getting extra servings of mana lately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972126
I wish to know more about this muscled merrow, what is she like and why does she need cuddles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972143
She's a sucker for sappy romance stories with lewd endings and trained every day to become strong.

Unfortunately, no one told her that there's no need to go out on adventures like that so she just ended up hueg and without a husband.
it's a shame as she even has armor that she got made for herself to adventure in.

[Anonymous No.]

Have some snake

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972138
This has been a good year for him so far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972140
>looked up the artist for GMILF fox a while back
>99% of his art is trash and she was more or less a stroke of luck
Why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972155
One stroke of luck is more than most people get. If all he is ever known for is smug foxes, I'd say 'thanks for the foxes'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972138
Why does she have human hands?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972148
Well why doesn't she come over and cuddle with me, it may not be the best adventure but it's a start and we can learn more about each other. Plus I'm a sucker for a romantic type of girl, would she like to go on a date with me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972161
Of course I want to come visit your shrine, wont you come in and have a seat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972150
What's with the lollypop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972136
Cute!
I'm going to trick her into thinking she kissed me with my fingers, then when she opens her eyes I'll kiss her for real!

[Anonymous No.]

Pssst, hey /mgt/ which one is better?

1. Nipples covered by hair.
2. Nipples covered by pasties.

First reply wins.

An nsfw version will be made too, no worries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972183
The former.

[Anonymous No.]

>the only new art of Amazons I've seen in ages was made by Alp
I need more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972183
Covered by hair, as it's more natural and very sexy to look at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972171
She likes sweets, one her moves is dropping a ton of sweets on you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972183
Pasties seem so trashy, go for hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972150
>OG saga
all the reason I need to post this agian

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972208
Got any for Kaguya?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972216
Unfortunately no

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972208
Anne was a little weird looking for a mermaid

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972218
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972236
Sill, Cleo Gretel was cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972249
Indeed

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972196
You cannot be serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972261
While a boss fit would have been better, this is in my faves.

cleo is out at 2.05
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQpQBHLSf7c

[Anonymous No.]

>>14971628
They spread their wings out and flop down on their back, holding their arms out for their husband to crawl into their embrace. Once the two are hugging, she wiggles onto her side, and drapes a wing across him. resulting in a cocoon. It's for this reason a winged woman's bed sheets are usually light and thin. It's a formality more than anything, falling asleep in a cocoon of wing is like fallign asleep in a sleeping bag

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972266
Why are the xenosaga girls there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14971296
playing the neptunia senran kagura clone

i'm having a good time

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972266
>Elf meido
>Tig ol biddies in a slutty maid outfit
>Trick-shooting spear-gun
I want to impregnate it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14971975
They're alright. I prefer onee-sans but a little variety is always nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972007
>elder wurms
Do you mean elder Wurms or Elder Wurms
That's an important distinction
I'd cuddle either though

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972314
>elder Wurms
Ara ara, you wouldn't a, uhh, what was it again? Sex? Something about sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972309
What about loli-onee-sans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972155
>99% of his art is trash
Eh, I'd say it's more like 85%. It's been a while since I looked though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972299
Endless Frontier was the predecessor to Project X Zone. If you don't know anything about that, the long and short is that their universe has portals that lead to various other timelines, dimensions, and realities (aka other video game fanchises) that their games usually travel across before stopping the big bad who threatens the multiverse. To top it off, any settings on Earth are considered to be the same world, so characters from different franchises would know each other if they all lived on Earth at the same time, or a character from the future may know about characters from 'historical documents'. Examples: Heihachi from Tekken, Akira from Virtua Fighter, and Ryu from street Fighter all know of each other since they are from Earth at roughly the same points in history.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972303
yeah neige is fun like that
That video reminded me of what happened to cardia and now I'm a little sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972317
They're wonderful, of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972322
Thanks for the info dude, might fire up the R4 and play them

[Anonymous No.]

I want to touch an oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972348
I want art of girls with delicious muscle tone! This is my new fetish!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972348
You are not alone, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972348
I want a oni to touch me.

[Anonymous No.]

Alright hair cover wins. Horse pussy a cute

nsfw:
http://i.imgur.com/VctTzCA.jpg

Goodnight /mgt/!

>>14972348
>>14972352
>>14972353
Great taste detected

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972371
very cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972353
Oni-sans and Oni-chans are all good in all kinds, whether red or blue, and even Ushi too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972371
Looks nice, but the hair cover seems weird curling up over the nipple like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972216
>>14972218
What a shame.

We could use more Cowgirl Swordswomen.
Though to the extent of my knowledge she's the only one to fit such a distinction...

[Anonymous No.]

クロスは力を溜めている・・・

NEW MGE INBOUND.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972394
Already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972394
It's gonna be based on something man-eating this time, I can taste it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972394
I feel like you've just grabbed my dick, and i know its gonna hurt when it's revealed you're pranking me and my dick is gonna get torn off, but at the same time the hope of a gentle and loving handjob and a new MG fills me with hope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972398
>He can taste the man-eating

Found today's Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972402
Gee wilikers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14971970
Because of Gazerfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972398
Pitcher plant girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972401
It's real.
https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/713280717195612161
>... Cross that reservoir forces
I love Google translate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972410
Penis fly trap inbound.

Although in all seriousness it would be nice to have another plant mg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972410
Has been a while since we've gotten a plant girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972415
Flow kelp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972412
Oh neato. Ty for the faith man, can't wait to see whats up with the new babe.

Now i just hope he starts shooting them out this fast all the time, that'd be nice.

Alas, poor yorick. His fantasies never to come true

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972414
I hope its a dryad varient

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972416
Oh yeah. Guess brain put her with aquatic girls and not plants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972416
he said plant girl, not water weed

[Anonymous No.]

CLOCKWORK FUCKING GOLEM!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972418
Me too, brother of great tastes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972427
>Wanting to stick your dick in gears
not sure if I want you at my table.

[Anonymous No.]

Well we got the basilisk and so my hunger for snake meat is stated for now.

As long as its not a loli I'll pay some kind of attention to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972404
Golly!

[Anonymous No.]

My friend still wants that blasted hedgehog girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972394
New lamia.
New lamia.
New lamia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972449
We already got a new lami, dingus

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972449
lets not get greedy now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972451
A damn good one at that, hopefully will be at least a couple months until he makes another one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972451
>>14972453
I know we did, but I can't help it. Lamias are based-tier monstergirls.
A Jormungandr monstergirl would be great.
One based on MGE's works, anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

More scales!
Preferably something with legs to lock around my waist

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972446
If you look carefully, you can see his dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972394
More scales!

Preferably something with legs to lock around my waist

[Anonymous No.]

Im going to start a business in Anti monster tech!

>Reinforced chastity belts riged with shock and holy water traps
>Tents that lock up safer then a Panic room
>"shine balls" to distract MG's that like shiney things.
>A book on name calling and rudeness to scare away the posh and shy ones.
>holy water jet traps to eject demons from the house

[Anonymous No.]

I guessed reptile last time and I was right, so I'm going to say... another undead is due.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972474
What would you have in full moon bunker installations?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972477
Ah, If not another undead then I would say another form of object come to life

[Anonymous No.]

I say it's Revenant

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972481
I could get on the hype train for something like this, if its as good as the doll or the umbrella.

[Anonymous No.]

We need another Lovecraftian girl to keep humanity in check

KC please, make a Cthylla profile already

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972474
>book on name calling and rudeness
What kind of pathetic loser would actually buy this? This whole post is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972479
>cattle prods, high powered for that extra stopping power
>scent neutralisers around the bunker as a front-line resort
>radar/camera system to stop them from getting in though other means

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972493
1.Tengu's don't like rudeness.
2. you would be surprised the amount of pointless crap people buy.
3.A pathetic loser who doesnt know how to be mean to people would buy it.

[Anonymous No.]

The best anti-monster equipment is a monster onee-san

Captcha thinks a pay-phone box covered in graffiti is a street sign

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972499
>Whoosh

[Anonymous No.]

What is Kenkou? Why does google translate it as health cross?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972493
Some people can be very creative with insults. I'm not one of the so I guess I'm one of those losers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972504
Woosh indeed
I am quite ingnorant of most jokes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972474
How would you deter Ushi-Onis and Onis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972506
Just tell an MG you hope that she dies alone and unloved.

also, >>14972504

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972509
You run faster then any other poor sod who happens to be nearby.

[Anonymous No.]

Gentlemen, we can rebuild her. We have the technology.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Ryu and Lich to fight over my love, ending in a cuddle-off!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972505
I chuckle at these. Makes a different TL out of a (supposedly) same phrase every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972509
just ask for a upgrade on your moon bunker, that should do the trick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972515
Do we have the technology to amputate her horse half too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972505
I think I looked into that once out of curiosity.

Don't trust me on this, my memory is shaky at the best of times. But I think that what I found was that his name is referring to how some hospitals in media will be represented with a big red cross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972528
Anon no!
there's organs in there!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972509
for onis, someone will install a breathalyzer on your bedroom door
for ushis, I hope you like praying, because it's gonna take a miracle for that one

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972537
the only thing scarier than a ushi is a ushi riding a wurm and they both want you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972514
I'm alone in the middle of the forest. Now what?

>>14972526
Any assurance of it's safety?

>>14972537
Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

OMNOMNOM

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972518
>Dead, cold and flat body with nothing to wrap around you
>Godly dragon body with smooth scales fluffy fur and a well endorsed rack

Lich-chan cannot compete

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972539
you are already wed

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972539
>WIGGLE FASTER, HE'S GETTING AWAY!
>But Spidey, red lights!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972540
Sometimes there are situations where you are just so SOL not even divine intervention could save you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972466
You aren't going to alp me by making me look for somebody's pecker, daddy-o.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972539
Turn them against each other!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972540
>Any assurance of it's safety?

I can see this as part of a ad
>we test the any and all defence mechanisms on our team of Monsters. if our team of wurms and ushis can brake it, then we didn't sell it.

[Anonymous No.]

Now you shee, 'sniff' when we attempt psychoanalytic reading upon thoshe who identify as liking these 'sniffs and tugs shirt' monshutah girls. We see two thingsh.
One ish not important, this hating shociety, pleasure with the idea that women are to shuffer from existence of these monshutah girls, 'snorts line of cocaine.'
All ideology, thish ish the shame thing found in any group of young men, be they socialisht, conservathive, a religioush fundamentalisht, it doesn't not matter.
Shecond 'sniffs' ish mush more interesting. There is a great deal of how do I shay, infantilism among thesh people, these young men.
For example, we look at the monshaths, and I do not mean to be obscene here, I don't! But we look at the monshaths that do not rape - I do not mean the Monster Musume ni Iru Nichijou monshath, there we have this utilitarianism, seen in thish figure of Missshhh Smith 'finishes fifth can of Coca-Cola' spending obscene amounts of money, shee, you have made me do it! on darlihng, to prevent even greater eshpense to the tax phayhers. I do not mean thish uhm, welfare socialishm.
I am talking about the kikimoris, the titianias, ectera ectera, these monstahs that Mistah Kentaku Crossh sheeys do not rape, and I notice these creatures exhist ash a mother substitute, and to provide thish nurturing, oedipal sexsh, just ash with 'tugs shirt' theshe hellhounds and the manticores you have thish reward and I think here I will be obscene, thish mindblowing sexsh with no effort on the male'sh part.
And I think that thish ish the basish of the appeal of monstah girls to these young men.
Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972553
Got your attention though, didn't I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972555
Hmm.. Good enough for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972556
I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972556
My eyes. Please don't ever do this again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972544
But Liches have magic! She could heat her body to the perfect temperature or summon a Wight!

...Although that Ryu's shrine is probably full of warm, clear water and waterproof pillows.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to trick my Basilisk onee-san into thinking the sheer babydoll nighty I got her for Christmas is a perfectly normal and modest Lamia-type nightgown that she should feel free to wear around the house

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972562
>>14972567
You two will be shent to the gulags. Next queshtion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972594
I want to be punished by a basilisk by staring making eye contact and milking me until I only have 1 ball.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972594
And your parents are in on it?
Are there parents?
Is she raising you on her own?
How isn't she a young adoptive mother instead of an oneesan in that case?
Am I thinking too literally when I think of oneesan, as in a big sister/little brother relationship?
Can that happen without parents?
Why would she decide to be your adoptive sister in spirit even if she is legally your guardian?
I'm finding it hard to suspend my disbelief here anon, fill in these holes immediately.

[Anonymous No.]

SUBMIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972626
>don't bend
>ascend

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972615
His parents left overseas because of his father's job. Just before he did daddy married a nice basilisk lady and now he has to live with his step-nee-chan

>>14972626
I'm not sure, those other moth girls looked a lot fluffier. I think bending the knee will be easier if I get to rest my head on their thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14971936
Gazerfag you're a very fortunate man. I kind of hate you of sheer jealousy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972615
Our parents are very rich and purchased apartments or small houses for each of their children in order to have the family home to themselves to facilitate their constant boning.

As the youngest I am not yet ready to live on my own and along with that somebody needs to live with Basilisk onee-san to help her with her daily life, so naturally we live together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14971936
Oh man that's really cool. I've been playing a lot of Bloodborne lately.

I want to hug the doll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972638
>>14972643
These answers are acceptable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972556
I don't get the slur joke. Is this supposed to be from a movie or something?

[Anonymous No.]

"Ayy bayy, why you no real?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972673
Because you put things in your tailpussy at night.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope the new girl is some clockwork golem or something.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no, anon! Your waifu is real, but now you're the 2D qt. How does your favorite monstergirl deal with never being able to hold you tight and protect your smile?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972682
Eat shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972571
>summon a Wight!

>Wight-sama is in her manor enjoying literature from the days she was still alive
>Her Ghoul right hand comes in to announce that they caught some men
>She delights at the chance of finally meeting a spouse
>Suddenly an halo forms around her
>She can't escape it
>A moment later she is teleported to a random bedroom in an unknown location
>She looks around and see ryu-chan coiled around Anon and Lich-chan blankly staring at her
>Lich-chan mutters something about a cuddle fight
>Wight-sama proudly strides out of the house without uttering a word
>Quickly after the earth shakes for a bit
>Then, over a hundred Zombies flood the house
>One of them is carrying a note written in the prettiest hand writing
>It says "Dear miss Lich, I inquire you to no longer summon me, unless you have been granted permission, to do so. Cordially - Wight"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972683
By paying big bucks for an android to be built in my likeness, with an AI that believes its me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972678
That'd probably lead to odd complications later in life. Imagine it, she gets a husband and one night he finds her tailpussy sleep sucking his foot off while she has a lewd dream, making a sticky mess of the foot of the bed that'll need to be washed in the morning. Though, that's a moot point since the rest of the bed needs to be washed daily too, but you get my point right?
>>14972683
Rave online about how this one background character is the best husbando ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972687
>this one background character
Oh god, you'd be a memetic sex god.

[Anonymous No.]

I can feel it, the new girl is some kind of insect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972683
Spend all her time online discussing QT 2D boys with the other losers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972683
We've been through this many times. We lament that monstergirls aren't real and they're probably doing the same about us.
>knowing it's possible that somewhere out there in the multiverse a monster is tightly hugging a pillow, wondering if you exist somewhere out there in the multiverse and think about her too

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972684
>that angry response
Did someone shit in your cereal this morning? I don't see how I earned such pissy response.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972626
Never! Your evil reign ends here, Moth Empress!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jmoa13TG2TY

[Anonymous No.]

>it's a furry

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972702
Eh, it'd be weak compared to when Cait Sith hit. Boring even.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972683
I'll dedicate my life to boy's love to make sure she enjoys ever minute of it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972720
That's some dedication, becoming a gay fuckboi for your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

Nice to see an alternate take on the design already, the hair covering her eyes rather than a mask is a nice touch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972727
>Fire Basilisk
I need an adult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972728
Inb4 moff

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972727
>No glowing pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972728
Don't be scared, she just wants a hug. A naked hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972727
Why can't every MGE girl have small, human sized claws like Basilisk instead of the giant oversized paws/claws?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972722
She doesn't want a moeblob fuckboi, she wants complex, moving yaoi love that transcends mere sodomy and touches us more deeply than a filthy vagina lover ever could.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972743
So there'd be non-consensual S&M in it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972741
Fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

Another cosplay tier girl when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972741
Because shit taste hasn't taken over the world yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972743
Anon, stop! You're going to give her a nosebleed, or worse! She'll have to order another human dildo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972744
Of course! And more "damn you"s and "why are you so good?"s than you can count!

>>14972750
She's a good Christian girl. She only needs her hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972747
We already got one recently with Hakutaku and she received a pretty mediocre reaction.

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>>14972741
I've read that the Japanese love oversized paws/claws, we also have people that like them in the west

KC seems to be avoiding ridiculous one like Anubis and Sphinx but we'll probably have more like Chesire Cat's or Hellhound's

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972758
Chimera's and Jinko's are massive and they were fairly recent. Cheshire's are probably smaller simply to work better with the design.
It all comes down to the individual monster, and also their species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972727
I don't know where this suddenly love for them comes from, but the people doing it are wrong and have shit taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972758
And Hellhound's paws aren't much smaller than Anubis' drawn in his newer artstyle. She also has some of the biggest feet in MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972772
Case in point. Sphinx's are still pretty big, but he seems to be going for rounded, squishy looking paws on cats, and more claw-like ones on dogs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972772
It helps that they look like more like claws and aren't overly circular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972772
I want to fuck a Hellhound's feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972772
You know what they say about girls with big feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972778
He's been drawing paws slightly more like hands for a while. Anubis and Sphinx's profile artworks are hardly representative of what they'd actually look like if they were drawn today.
Some of them are still big as fuck, but that's not necessarily a bad thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972785
D-Dey be- dey be sayin' damn girl, you got some big feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972787
Yeah I realized that a bit after I had hit submit.

Here's the standard 'The fucker needs to do a proper art update of the older profiles' comment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972787
I mean, as long as it looks cute and/or hot, and they can still tenderly hold you, and jerk off incubus sized dicks, it's all good to me.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>14972808
YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME JACK
I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972808
Fucking sweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972808
UNEXPECTED

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972808
Time for translations

As a quick note, they're semi transparent in the artwork, but they're actually only visible to their husbands. Anyone else will only see an empty suit of armor.
They can also combine with their husbands for various purposes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972778
claws > paws

If this isn't your headcannon and you imagine your waifu with big meaty paws, you're pretty much a furry in denial.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972808
ALL OF MY YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972808
>LIVING ARMOR

DRAGON'S DOGMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972808
Armor family, Magic Material Type
Habitat: Ruins, ancient buildings such as castles
Disposition: Devoted, poor at expressing feelings
Diet: Men's spirit energy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972808
>Another undead
I wasn't ready for this, don't do this to me KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972814
Do they come in super robot versions?
Can me and my fellow living armour husbandos combine our waifus into a weapon to surpass metal gear?

>>14972820
>Diet: Men's spirit energy
What else is new?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972814
>Anon banging his armored waifu in the park
>Onlookers only see some nutjob clang-clanging an empty suit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972808
Spooky!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972820
>>14972808
Fucking yippee. Another autist for the autists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fcm7OjoOz4A
>>14972820
>Poor at expressing feelings

Oh this is gonna be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972830
I'm sure they come in red tsundere, pink slut and white fuckboi options.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972830
Normie go xD

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972808
H-how do you fuck it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972814
So while being chased by this thing you'd think it was an empty suit of armor trying to kill you. That's probably one of the most spooky things kc has done in a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972808
Fuckin' neato.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972840
With your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972840
I think puting it on is like sex or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972840
You wear it and become one with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972840
WITH GREAT DIFFICULTY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972808
>tfw you can never wear a loli armour spirit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972808
>>14972814
>>14972820

I didn't know that I wanted this, but I truly want it

[Anonymous No.]

...Sorry, this one's a bit too difficult for my shitty japanese.
But the gist is, you put her on and she enhances your abilities and you basically fight as one, with her spirit and yours overlapping, and to her fighting while wearing her is basically almost a form of exchanging love.

Oh, and you can't actually fuck her while she's wearing the armor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972481
What did I fucking say? It was going to be either another undead or another object come to life. Called it. Top notch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972808
Xerath?
http://i.imgur.com/DAjyxzn.jpg
>>14972856
>you can't actually fuck her while she's wearing the armor
This kills the boner. The whole wearing your waifu and going into battle thing sounds awesome though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972856
Do she's a suit of fantasy power armor? Cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972868
>Xerath?
I WILL BE FREE

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972856
Does she sit around waiting for someone to put her on ala a Mimic? or is it like >>14972842?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972626
Nah, I'm kinda tired. How's about we just watch a movie or something on tv?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972856
>you put her on and she enhances your abilities and you basically fight as one, with her spirit and yours overlapping
That sounds awesome, so many stories potential, and that makes her one of the few wife that bring an interesting and action packed life with her

>and to her fighting while wearing her is basically almost a form of exchanging love.
Even more reason to become a rogue knight who fights tyranny all over the world, or even just building an harem by defeating all kinds of MGs

>Oh, and you can't actually fuck her while she's wearing the armor.
Makes sense, but the idea of fucking a fully armored girl is hot, he should have said "They dislike being intimate with their armor on" or something so we still have that possibility

Thanks for trying to translate Anon, Japanese is hard

http://kurobine.sakura.ne.jp/mamonogirllover/zukan/living_armor/text.html If anyone wants more information, you can google translate this, although take everything you read with a grain of salt

[Anonymous No.]

Does this look like the face of mercy?

[Anonymous No.]

These things would be the biggest bullies in MGE

>look at that slut in full plate, she's just asking for a boy to stick his estoc in her
>have you seen that lorica segmentata going around lol, I be bet she wants to be fucked like a Roman slave-boy
>what's up with that creepy exchange student? I mean lacquered armour, that's like so gross
>gee Anna, that butch lesbian kevlar looks really good on you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972878
Some of them are autonomous, others actively search after a master, being suits of armor that came to life as monsters out of a desire to keep protecting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14971975
>>14972001
you fuckers will be the death of me

i need more

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972887
No that looks like the face of my proctologist.
How's it going Doc!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972892
That's not the doc, I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>No cursed yandere armor suit who won'y let you take her off, tried to take control of your body to take vengeance on her rivals

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972898
What if they're all dead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972898
That doesn't sound very yandere.

[Anonymous No.]

The best thing about this girl is that now Liches have another guard for their castle.

Although the conversations between them wouldn't be too interesting with the armor being bad at expressing themselves and Lich being a kuudere.

[Anonymous No.]

Thread lacks imminent Death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972894
But if you're the real Doc, who gave me my monthly prostate check-up last week?

[Anonymous No.]

>A suit of Catarina style armour chases you around town demanding you get in her belly

>>14972898
I can only imagine that she looks like the Dullahans from RO

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972683
She writes amusing short stories and greentexts about my antics, along with the occasional smut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972904
Oh shit that's spooky!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972900
You have a wreck of metal who spent centuries fueled by rage directed as tombstones and memories

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972808
On a different note, armor in KCland is pretty stylish. Reminds me of glass armor from TES.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972898
>"I felt you looking at that paladin girl."
>"You think her armor is better than mine don't you?"
>"I bet you even think that she is better at fighting than me."
>"I'll prove you wrong darling, we will kill that girl together.
>"When she comes back as an Undead we will kill her again."
>"And again and again and again!"
>She has a long yandere laugh while she takes control over your body

[Anonymous No.]

By the way, their disposition is usually stoic as steel, but their husband can, if he wishes, easily make their armor fall off their body, which makes them very vulnerable, and their reactions to their husband's touch will be quite lewd and slovenly. They also welcome their husbands inside them as openly as they do inside their armor, and when you cum inside, they will not let you pull out for quite a while.
Still no fucking her inside the armor though. Or, well, you can fuck her INSIDE the armor, as in, with both of you inside it, but not in any way that would satisfy an "armored girl" fetish.
Also, if a woman mistakenly puts on a Living Armor... well, you can probably imagine the results.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972908
She would automatically be banned in China for exposed skeletons.

That and they lack calcium deposits for skeletal baths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972808
Hey
She's pretty cool
Neato

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972808
I like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972914
>"SEE?! LOOK HOW EASILY HER ARMOR BREAKS! HOW IT TWISTS AND SCREAMS! AHAHAHAHAHAHA"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972808
Eh, it's pretty cool I guess, but no waifu material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972808
That's pretty neato. I like it, especially like this bit: >>14972889
I imagine a scenario where one is being hunted by an Orderite for being a "traitor", and before the Orderite can strike, a living armor jumps on you and protects you, evening the odds and helping you fight back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972888
>lacquered armour
Haram

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972917
>their disposition is usually stoic as steel
Now I'm imagining her giving me an emotionless handjob, with the armor on. Should that be giving me a boner?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972917
> if he wishes, easily make their armor fall off their body, which makes them very vulnerable, and their reactions to their husband's touch will be quite lewd and slovenly.
They are basically like Ghosts in that aspect, that's nice, you get the badass armor to go on epic adventures during the day with and the lewd spirit to have loving sex with at night

>when you cum inside, they will not let you pull out for quite a while.
L-lewd

>you can fuck her INSIDE the armor, as in, with both of you inside it
I'm trying to visualise this and it looks ridiculous, although it sounds kind of hot in a weird sense

>Also, if a woman mistakenly puts on a Living Armor... well, you can probably imagine the results.
Another evil way to monsterize human women acquired.They turn into Succubi right?

[Anonymous No.]

Another point, that's only one of many armor designs of course. There are varieties that cover the entire body, as well, rather than just WoW tier chest plates and shoulders, with some leg guards.
Not that you necessarily need that much more protection, as synchronization with a Living Armor gives you the physical abilities and superhuman perception of a monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972946
Wouldn't it be nice though if you could fuck the lewd spirit while she's wearing the badass armor? Such a shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972946
>Another evil way to monsterize human women acquired. They turn into Succubi right?
Depending on the human's disposition they could turn into other things, but it's usually going to be succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972946
>I'm trying to visualise this and it looks ridiculous, it sounds kind of hot in a weird sense
It would also be downright terrifying to fight a man inside one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972952
Honestly not as terrifying as some overzealous order paladin, the living armor knight is going to be a lot tougher but also less likely to actually murder your ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972946
>Her armor is massive
>Warps to fit you when you get in
>Reverts to its usual size when you tease her
>Just large enough for two people to fit in if they press up against each other
>Make use of this fact to fuck her in the armor, her soft body pushed flush with the breastplate
>Like fucking her against a wall of solid metal

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972952
>I'm cumming honey! Get ready for me to fill up your steely greaves with my thick strands of man milk
>*metallic groans*
For the High God's sake I just wanted to loot a normal dungeon for once. What did I do to deserve this, Gawain got to be captured by that nice dragon lady while I'm about to get my head cut off by a nutjob wearing an armoured onahole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972955
>You're fighting some chump in old armor, he's not a great fighter but his suit is a lot tougher then it looks
>Eye contact. Must maintain eye contac- wait a second... Is this guy getting off on this!?
>He shudders suddenly and his eyes go vacant. Normally this would be the end but the only thing going through your mind is "WHAT THE FUCK"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972948
I want to marry some Final Fantasy tier full body armor with a scary horned mask and go around destroying every Order controlled cities

>>14972950
Yeah, I don't see why KC specified that you couldn't do it, I bet if someone asked him he'd answer "Of course you can, but why would you want to do that?"

>>14972951
Oh that's good, KC is going away from "Everyone turns into Succubi unless very specific things happen"

>>14972961
This legit gave me a boner, I want this so badly

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972808
SAY WHAT, ARMOR WAIFU, RAIFU WHEN?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972970
>but why would you want to do that?
Well, why would you?

[Anonymous No.]

The profile doesn't mention anywhere that you can't fuck them with their armor on, only that their disposition changes depending on whether they wear it or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972905
I bet it was an alp pretending to be a doctor in an attempt to steal your masculinity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972975
What does it matter? Ghosts a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972864
That you did, I'll expect to see you next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972979
Ghosts a cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972987
>being wrong
What's the next step in your masterplan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972989
No, they really are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972974
Because armored girls are the best

>>14972975
Good, the google translate of the profile doesn't seem to say it either
Let's wait for the full translation before jumping to conclusion

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972808
I made a Transparent version
http://imgur.com/a/crARm#88
Tried a different program this time

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972992
Cuteness aside, I prefer something I can touch. Hell, even the other undeads, as inferior as they are, easily beat all ghost things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972808
>>14972809
>it took only one minute for memes
That made me laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972999
>I made a transparent version
huehuehuehuehue. Anon, she's alredy transparent

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973005
Don't you want to cuddle up to your big, strong, indeterminately southern living armour waifu and get in touch with your inner child?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972039
>The hips are a bit too wide

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973013
It's a snake anon, it's not like she's got that ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972808

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972999
There is less white around them, that new program is better

>>14973012
>Be pacifist monk in a small village
>Find an old armor in the church's basement
>It forces itself onto me
>Start hearing a feminine voice
>"Let's leave this place and travel the world to fight all kinds of opponent!"
>Tell the voice that I just want a quiet, peaceful life
>"GIVE WAR A CHANCE!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972808
She's so cute. I imagine the older one grows the easier she can manipulate her armor. That giant chest piece is too cute, and I can't help but find it analogous to a girl in a giant jumper. I'm gonna headcanon that in a modern setting, she can morph her armor into well disguised clothes, turning her chest piece pauldrons and helmet into a giant hoodie, her sword and shield into cute hairpins and her greaves into stockings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973016
>implying no lamiass

[Anonymous No.]

>She sees your sword

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973044
For fuck's sake lady don't start this again, it's a dagger alright? I prefer to sneak around so will you leave me the fuck alone? I can't hide with a fuckhueg metal armor on me.

What do you mean the other sword?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973044
Axe is best girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973057
>His waifu isn't powerful enough to arm him in a skintight, pointlessly sexy suit to protect him as he does his sneaking
Your biggest problem with a living armor waifu is constantly watching your back to make sure she hasn't sneakily equipped that giant chuuni cape again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973044
>Living Armor travels for years to find a man to marry
>She finally finds one with a warrior soul
>She haunts him without a second thought
>They go back to the man's house
>There she sees at the horror
>His weapon collection is full of nothing but poorly made katanas and impractically big swords

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972808
So does giving birth to this cause the monstergirl to pop out freshly made armor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973072
>She can become a sneaking suit
>It's form sitting around the dick and balls

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973083
Probably, and besides doesn't going on a quest to obtain the best armor for your daughter sounds great?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973086
>Feel a wiggling around the crotch as you're tyring to pick locks
>Hiss "Would you stop that?"
>The helmet beings to bulk and shift as something slips into your ear and crackles to life with a burst of static
>She whispers to you over the impromptu ear-piece, voice slightly fuzzy "No."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973083
Probably not, and besides doesn't going on a long quest to obtain the best armor for your daughter sound great?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973072
>>14973093
You just gave me the single most wonderful thought I've had in weeks or even months

The possibilities...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973100
What is "armor" anon? Nothing but a sexy concept that wants your dick. Possibilities are endless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973105
You're not supposed to post stuff from KC's enty Anon, that breaks the rules!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973105
I just realized her arms aren't in any arm slots, she's just in that chest piece like a snug bug in a rug. That combined with her expression reallys makes it seem like she was just chillin', being comfy in her armor when this random scholar dude started spergin and painting her

[Kenkou Cross No.]

>>14973114
Don't listen to this fagg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973107
I have now seen the truth, for armors are love.

I want one voiced like the sneaking suit to go on adventures and uncalled for light molesting when I'm sneaking around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973119
>doubt.cole

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973105
I really like this one, wonder what her hair is like under the helmet.
>>14973114
Rules are like dreams, being broken is inevitable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973121
>Your status blinks up before you as she milks you to yet another orgasm as you try and hide your presence from patrols
>You watch the numbers rapidly climb through the 80s to the 90s to 100 as corgasm hits
>You watch your hydration stat drop half a percent, and she just laughs softly as the cum begins to absorb into the suit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973105
I usually find a few new details on the HD pictures but Living Armor is just a naked spirit within an armor, although I love the design I have to admit that it is a really simple one

>>14973115
I bet the scholar's Leanan Sidhe didn't even let her haunt him, poor Living Armor, she just wants to protect!

[Anonymous No.]

Making of Living Armor! She's changed a lot.

Concepts: Mobile Armor, Gap between girl and armor, translucent, heavy armor

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck Wurms.

[Anonymous No.]

>Living armor born from a Catarina set
>All the other living armors call her fat

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973149
Don't fuck Wurms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973145
The moving suit of armor, it's "Living Armor"-chan.
When talking about living armors, originally, they are supposed to be suits of armor moving on their own, with nothing inside.
But if there's a girl inside, well, then it just becomes a girl wearing a suit of armor, and that's no good either. In view of this, I had to think about her concept and design.
The girl inside the armor is a semi-transparent spirit, that isn't visible to anyone but her husband.
But the main thing... her armor. Her powerful looking armor is really cool... but designing armors is really difficult!
The first concept sketch posted above was a very safe and conservative design. She also didn't wear a helm yet at this point. But I was thinking... how could I make the girl look strong as well, rather than just the armor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973149
Literally

>>14973151
Don't need to. They'll fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973155
>isn't visible to anyone but her husband
I'm not sure I like the imaginary friend part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973149
>giving inferior, wannabe-dragons the D
You godda be wurming me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973157
No they won't. Wurms can be outwitted easily!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973155
Does that mean the scholar doesn't know what the spirit looks like either and is ball-parking it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973145
>>14973155
Those concept art are intimidating, I'm glad he didn't stick to those

Now I see why he went for a naked spirit inside a huge armor, it creates a nice balance

>>14973150
I want to fuck a Living Catarina Armor and make plenty of baby Catarina Armors

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973159
I like it. No one can violate your waifu with their eyes except you, that's as pure as you can get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973169
>That moment when everybody marries Living Armors
>Everybody start having armor daughterus
>Dwarven and cyclops blacksmiths go out of business
What have you done? this is the start of a new era.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973155
With this in mind, I made some new sketches.
After many twists and turns, I arrived at something close to the final design. I had two possible designs. The one on the right is quite close to the finished version, while the one on the left was a more typical "sexy armored onee-san" design with a shapelier body, and armor that's more form fitting. While I'm aware that this design probably fits many people's taste, in the setting the armor can also be worn by men, and as such, it had to look fairly unisex.
However, there are of course individual differences between Living Armors, because the armors that have been turned into monster girls can change appearance to a degree, the armor could look like the right illustration while you're wearing it, and like the left when she's in autonomous mode!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973105
I am now thinking of a nightmare/azure knight from soul calibur variant of that suit. If only I knew how to draw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973162
Oh yeah? How you gonna outwit a wurm that can only think about your dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973176
So KC confirms her variations on Living Armor?

I want a Roman Living Armor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973176
Of course, if you want to make love to her, she can make part of the breast plate disappear for easy access. Like this, you can enjoy the Living Armor while she's clad in her armor!

And that's all on her!

>>14973171
In fact, she won't even let other men wear her. Stated in the profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973186
There are many different kinds of living armor, depending on what the original suit of armor looked like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973131
>>14973131
>Stop that, can't you see I'm busy woman?
>Stop what?
>Y-you know...
>Milking you?
>For fuck's...Yes that! I'm trying to hide here and I don't want to get smited again
>But it's so fun watching you trying to stay all silent and composed during this~
>It might be all fun and games for you but I still need to make a living!
>Aw don't be that way, besides if they find you I won't allow them to harm you so no worries!
>...Can I, at least, try and pick the next lock without any distractions?
>Nope! Two more~
>I hate you
>I love you too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973187
So you do the translations to English, were you the guy who used to post the English translations of Making Of X on KC's enty? Why doesn't he post them anymore?

Also, what are the other girls you've translated here?

[Anonymous No.]

Monster boys are ____

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973186
I would surely want a Legionary living armor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973198
For molesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973198
For Alping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973198
Burning alive while crucified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973198
Really? You can't get more retarded or lazy than this, you should learn from veterans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973198
a definite enrichment for this place.

[Anonymous No.]

So can Monster Girls wear Living Armor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973196
I wouldn't call them direct translations, I'm not good enough for that. More like paraphrasing. And yes, I've posted the rough contents of the other Making Ofs here. What do you mean by "Why doesn't he post them anymore?" though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14971245
What the fuck is your problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973206
Still racking up them (You)s though? What's wrong with a lil' joke here and there~?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973215
If you get married to a Salamander wearing a Living Armor does that mean you have two wives now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973186
I want one based on Maximilian armor.
>>14973187
>In fact, she won't even let other men wear her. Stated in the profile.
Pure as hell. On another note, now I hope KC does a living sword next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973219
I know right? He shouldn't be eating dumb fish that bit his bait half a day later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973218
>And yes, I've posted the rough contents of the other Making Ofs here
Neat, do you have them saved? I think I missed some of them.

>What do you mean by "Why doesn't he post them anymore?" though?
KC posted the english translations for the making of Flow Kelp and Jabberwock on his Enty, but he hasn't posted anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973176
>However, there are of course individual differences between Living Armors
Living European plate Armors confirmed

>Living Armors can switch between "sexy armored onee-san" and "badass armor" mode
Living Armor keeps on getting better

>>14973187
>you can enjoy the Living Armor while she's clad in her armor!

Based KC, praise be!

As usual, thanks for sharing those makings-off really improve the girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973222
>Normally the Salamander is brash, confident and romantic
>Occasionally the armor's personality takes over and she becomes a cold kuudere
Yes please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973178
>Nightmare is a homicidally insane living armor with a fallen childhood friend paladin inside hell bent on anon's dick
>Anon has to fight them by his own living armor waifu's side, fighting for love innocence and purity

[Anonymous No.]

Hello /mgg/, it's been ages. I just wanted to ask, latest girls have been satyros, flow kelp, and hakutaku, has a new one dropped yet? Also, Othersideofthesky, has he updated Sasha's fallen maiden translation since September?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973220
Dude I'm fine with some novelty anon kicking, but this is like the oldest and most used form, it's not funny neither to read, nor to see reactions at it, so I'm just encouraging you to be original so that we may laugh to forget reality for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973240
Nigga open your eyes >>14972808
And before that was Basilisk.

>has he updated Sasha's fallen maiden translation since September?
As far as I know no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973240
Are you fucking kidding me? you blind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973240
Scroll up, we got a new girl in this very thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973224
I don't care if it's bait or how late I got here, who the hell doesn't like maids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973240
Basilisk, and Living Armor dropped just today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973240
Basilisk and Living Armor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973231
This needs to be a thing so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973250
>who the hell doesn't like maids?
People who's opinion I don't care about, that's who. Now shut up and look at the armor nerds getting super nuts over there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973247
I AM shortsighted

>>14973244
>>14973248
Ah, thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973258
Armored Maids cleaning your house when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973105
For a moment there, this lass looked like she was missing everything beneath her waist.

Then I realized I was looking at her knees the entire time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973262
Never, only living things may enter my estate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973258
Don't tell me what to do faggot you're not my mom and you don't want to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973265
Armored maids. As in kikis in armor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973268
Ah, my mistake. Yes, I would like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973267
>you're not my mom
As far as you know...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973242
>trying to get originality going in stagnation central

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973265
Your heart and humanity seem pretty dead to me, anon. Isn't that just locking yourself out of your own home? The nights are cold, anon, tat's just silly.

[Anonymous No.]

So ah... how do Living Armor daughterus work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973271
The kikis are wearing living armors.

[Anonymous No.]

OOPS I MISSED TWO PARAGRAPHS LOL

And complete.

With an armor that looks like something out of Fire Emblem, with the image of a heavy-armored knight, but with a touch of decay, I tried my best to make her look original.
In order to make her look demonic, I angled the spikes on her helmet to convey a demonic or dragonic image, and added the red plume hanging down the back of her armor.
The shield and sword have ominous cavities with flickering magic lights.
Instead of putting markings on her armor, I included a heart-like pattern into her armor through the uncovered area around her hips and legs, and the protrusion that covers her pubic area.

(cont)

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973215
Human girls can, so why not monsters? Plus, while monster can't see the spirit, they can "feel" it

>>14973223
>I hope KC does a living sword next.
It's not impossible but it doesn't seem very likely, especially since Living Armor has a seemingly haunted sword in her picture

>>14973236
I want to marry a Living Armor and go from town to town to get quests from NPCs
>Stop a Feral Hellhound on rampage
>Bodyguard a 90 year old wizard from a herd of Unicorns
>Protect a small village from an incoming P'Orc invasion
>Get back the prince from the Dragon's lair

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973283
They're all fired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973281
Starts off as a gauntlet, then evolves into a breastplate

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how versatile Living armor really is. Like, what if you're spelunking in some ice caves and you come across the preserved corpse of an ancient warrior wearing a dire wolf skin pelt, and then the corpse begins to move, but instead of reanimating, a wolf eared spirit in the cloak takes up the ancient warrior's axe. Is a pelt alone enough for one of these spirits to inhabit it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973280
I said no. I even put up a sign.

Death cannot reach me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972823
>>Diet: Men's spirit energy
>What else is new?
To be fair, its a precedent that most of the more supernatural girls depend on mana/spirit energy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973290
weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973293
>Death cannot reach me.
But anon. You're already dead inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973284
As described above, as the armor is supposed to play the leading role here, the girl had to look semi-transparent. But I couldn't afford to make her face transparent, I instead had her helm cast a shadow over her face to semi-obscure it. From there, I made her body gradually more transparent from top to bottom.
A transparent girl, but with visible feminine curves... sexy! At least I believe that after drawing her, if you can agree with me I'm glad ｗ

And that's all, for real this time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973296
According to you, internet person of questionable intelligence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973278
You never know, maaaaayybe someday it works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973298
Thanks for doing this anon. Seeing KC's thought process is neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973275
If you were my monstermom I'd know, cause I'd be fucking you. See how weird and uncomfortable it gets?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973284
>>14973298

I second >>14973302

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973287
Too late anon. The armors have already taken over the estate. They tie you to the bed each take ther turn putting themselves on you

They don't even fuck you when they put themselves on you. you are just lying in bed wearing a suit of armor. I mean some times they fuck you while you are wearing them and sometimes they ride you but some of the time you are just wearing them. Like they are cuddling you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14971481
>that face
I don't like where this is going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973305
Careful boy, you still have much to learn before you can give instead of receive...

[Anonymous No.]

How do you put a Living Armor-chan on if she lives in there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973298
>>14973227
>do you have [the other girls] saved? I think I missed some of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973315
Me neither but that's mostly because it's a human woman instead of a monster girl.

Fucking faggots posting human women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973311
But then it turns out that it wasn't me, for I already teleported behind them.

And now they're really fired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973319
She sinks into your body as you step in, and works at easing and reinforcing any muscles. Plus ghost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973321
Nah I'm serious. Maybe I'm wrong about the artist but that face brings to mind cbt and guro. Two nukes weren't enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973327
spooky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973320
I've got them. Might throw on imgur if the enty sharing anon is okay with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973324
Damnit! They've been putting themselves on a manikin. But it looks soo real.

>"We'll get you next time Anon. Your body will be ours. And not in a sexual way. We just want you to wear us."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973333
I'm mostly interested in the text desu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973281
As I see it there is only 2 ways for them to be born

As a spirit only and you have to get her an armor

Or she is born with the same armor as her mother

Either way the size of the armor doesn't matter since it would adapt to her size as she grows

>>14973291
This is really up to your headcanon, I'd say any outfit that was actually used as armor has the possibility of becoming a Living Armor

>>14973319
The armor puts itself onto you and the spirit becomes one with yours, you're basically fusing with her

[Anonymous No.]

big wolves are big love

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973334
I'll take you on anytime, armored harlots with rather mundane intentions!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14971936
I am feeling lots of thing right now but they're mostly good.

[Anonymous No.]

>After a long day of fighting you still don't take your armor off
>Not because of some "aways ready" policy, but simply because your waifu rests easier when she is one with you
>When you sit, dip your head and close your eyes, in your minds eye you can feel her both within and next to you, the picture of her spirit resting against your side, her head on your shoulder ushering you into a restful slumber
I really like this new grill

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973333
I'm not sure, technically KC doesn't want any of this to get reposted, hence why I don't want any of the Enty exclusive information to leave 4chan. I'm already being kind of disrespectful posting it here in the first place, so I'd prefer if it wasn't on display somewhere easily accessible. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973341
>As I see it there is only 2 ways for them to be born

Are spirits and undead even possible to get pregnant?

>>14973347
Package delivery for Mr. Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, by the way, the armor's shape changing property is already hinted at in the profile, it states that the armor will adjust itself to your body to be perfectly comfortable. It also happens to feel nearly weightless, as only the most well-crafted sets of armor do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14971727
Stop trying to make me love Werebat manes more than Manticores latenight my heart can't take it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973360
>Package delivery for Mr. Anon.
Ha! You'd think I'd fall for that? Watch, as I pretend to not be home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973357
No problem. The guy wanted texts anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972371
Hnnngh, that's a soft Centaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973367
But it's 40 lbs! how can you deny such gift?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973367
>"Hey! Girls I just thought of a great idea watching that mailman deliver Anon that package."
>"We are going to launch ourselves into Anon's estate!"
>"Isn't that dangerous?"
>"We're living armors. We are practically spirits. We'll be fine"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973284
>>14973187
>>14973186
>TFW Living Armor variations work essentially like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973383
They remind me of Durahan from Monster Rancher

>TFW no Monster Girl Rancher

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973390
That was actually my first thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973365
Accept bats into your life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973381
40 lbs of uncertainty!

>>14973382
Are they really go do a repeat of tuesday? My insurance is not gonna like this...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972808
Hey, this one's actually good. After the floating seaweed and college Holst I thought he was out of ideas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972808
This is fucking awesome! It also means other bits of weaponry can become cute girls too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973399
He's on a roll with Basilisk and Living Armor, lets hope he can keep this up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973396
Fuck you Anon I already feel like one of the few people who genuinely likes squeaky flying mice girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972948
I can only hope that some artists are good at armor drawing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973360
At the very least it is confirmed undead can get pregnant once they have regenerated enough, and give birth to the same kind of undead. We also know that after a certain stage of power growth elementals can give birth. No word on the magical material and ghost girls though.

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/E120881y
inari blows reader teacher
also still trying to write something pharaoh related but lol stupid work bullshit keeping me busy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973415
+ snake eater has kept me busy as well, sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972808
That old idea about Vanquish style suits in MGE suddenly doesn't feel so stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973176
>dat boob plate
Other Living Armor can develop those as well I'd assume.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you let a living armor jerk you off with the armor's large gauntlets?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973415
>>14973415
While I appreciate the effort that you took to try and write OC for the thread couldn't really enjoy it.

Obvious signs of a lack of proof-reading, tried and tired cliché hentai plot and second person perspective

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973427
Yes, I would

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972808
She looks awesome and sexy, but surely being a ghost the actual girl is untouchable?
I love the undead, but ghosts only can possess and give you sex dreams. Sure, wearing her and feeling her soul interacting with yours must feel amazing, but you still can't suck on those tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973428
i agree about the plot but I had a boner while writing it and it sounded good in my head

I should probably think with my brain instead of my balls

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973427
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973428
>second person perspective
I don't see how that's a problem, but the other two issues are standard with this guy's writing. The attempts at humor really don't do it for me either, but that's a really subjective area anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973434
I believe MGE Ghosts can give themselves a degree of tangibility, even if that means they likely can't lactate ectoplasm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973428
>second person perspective
You again. that's not valid criticism, stop giving it to people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973427
That sounds chafe-y and uncomfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973427
Hell yeah.
Now I want someone to draw Living Armor using her gauntlets to milk her husband, and him cumming all over her stoic, emotioness face.

[Anonymous No.]

Living Armor a shit

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973434
You clearly haven't read the ghost profile in a while. The sex dreams and such are only their limit before they absorb enough mana to gain a corporeal form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973415
Lack of proofing is evident, let alone editing.
Stilted phrasing and poor grammar.
Dialogue is extremely rough.
Plot straight out of a doujin.

Not to discourage you, but if you want to craft something people will enjoy, you absolutely must proof read and edit. Maybe I'm just more picky than most people in this thread, but all it takes is one or two obvious errors to put me completely off something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973426
KC more or less said they can take on sexy armor looks whenever they are in autonomous mode, the unisex armor look is for when they want their husband to wear them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973461
You're not wrong, but I take that over the stupid snake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973461
Not really, I think they're great. KC has been on a roll with designs lately, minus the Whokutaku. The art is all top-notch as well, for all of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973467
Ah, excellent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973468
>You're not wrong
But yes he is. Objectively wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973013
They're a bit too wide anon, Miia's hips are already wide as hell, they don't need to be wider

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973427
>>14973446

>"AAAHHH!! STOP JACKING ME OFF! IT'S PEELING OFF MY SKIN!!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973477
Yeah, like that. Not a fun time at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973441
I just don't enjoy second person perspective. The whole "YOU DID THIS YOU DID THAT" shit only really works for greentexts (imo).

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973471
Imagine one with Camilla-style armor.

Hey she's got dragon blood and is as lustful as a monster girl, she can be posted here!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973473
>Objectively wrong
No friend, that would be you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973490
I wish i was that belt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973491
>no u
k

[Anonymous No.]

I want to doll-ify my Kobold daughteru! I'm going to make her wear her latex catsuit under a brutally modest pink lolita dress with lots of unnecessary bows and frills! I'm going to make her wear a big bonnet, lace paw-gloves that hide her latex ones, I'll tie bows around her ears and tail, and then I'll make her suckle and kiss my dick like a lollipop!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973490
I want to see Living Armors based off of:
>Mordreds
>An Ivalice Judge
>Nelo Angelo
In no specific order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973494
fuckin weird, man

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973497
>I'm going to make her wear a big bonnet
You monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973499
>An Ivalice Judge
But that's not the real Ivalice you fagmonster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973505
Call the cops, I don't give a fuck.
Anyways, if it weren't for them we wouldn't have Gabranths rad suit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973497
Ah there you are, I was starting to get worried

Why not give her a giant ribbon instead? It would be a lot better.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to marry with both a Rusalka and a Kumiho!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973504
There's nothing wrong with me making her wear a bonnet every once in awhile anon, it really ties her costume together! Plus, she gets all flustered and embarrassed when I take lots and lots of pictures or make her look at herself in the mirror while I tug on her tail and fuck her from behind!

>>14973514
Hi anon!

Bonnets are cuter. Besides, she has lots of ribbons on her everywhere else!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973490
>Camilla will never, ever be your onee-san
Why am I still here? Just to suffer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973521
There are less painful ways to die.

[Anonymous No.]

So how many girls even have the whole "Making of" things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973510
>Gabranth's rad suit
Gaius Van Baelser did it better

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973522
You wouldn't take her out in public like that would you? Who know what could "happen".

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973529
>not Vossler's

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973526
You can't die though, Rusalka's blood regenerates you and probably Kumiho's magic can do it as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973529
>Gaius Van Baelser did it better
Gaius is Gabranth-lite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973527
Ten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973527
Just the most recent few and the jabberwock as far as I am aware.

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>No mayadere Living Armor in Sauron's armor

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>>14973536
>Gaius is Gabranth lite
>Comparing Decimus Maximus Meridius to a shitty Darth Vader/Schwarz Bruder knock off

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Reminder that Living Armor is based on the Helmed Horror. So KC did another classic DnD monster. What other ones would you guys like to see him do?

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>>14973530
Nothing bad will happen, so why not? I'll clip her leash on and we'll go for a nice, long walk! I will make extra special sure to keep her hydrated though, I'm sure it gets really sweaty in her full body latex suit under all that thick, frilly fabric.

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>>14973543
Do you think Dwarves can make dosh by making alternate suits for Living Armors?

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>>14973521
What would the sex be like?

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>>14973551
I'm not sure. I'd like to think that Living Armors are born from their armor and are bound to it. Plus, they can already morph it at will.

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>>14973547
Nigga animated suits of armor have been a common staple of fiction for years. See

>>14973402
>>14973390
>>14973383
>>14973024

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>>14973547
It isn't a KC girl (yet), but weren't those shortstack antgirls from YBAs Graystorm based off of something from DnD?

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>>14973555
Like trying to demask a big guy.

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>>14973551
Considering the whole creature is actually a soul bonded to the armor, you can't swap the armors around. That would just be a ghost playing dressup.

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>>14973415
Could do with better pacing and more detailed scenes, it's hard to really get anything out of smut when it basically boils down to "ex happened" with no actual descriptions of the act.
>HAPPILY EVER AFTER LOLLLLLL
Please for the love of god never do that again.
Other than that though it was an okay 2 minute read, I've always been a fan of the student x teacher thing.

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>>14973555
Bloody delicious.

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>>14973557
Yeah if an armor stalks her prey and finds out he likes the look of the lich king's armor, she wouldn't bother wasting money to get her armor shaped shed do it herself

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>>14973557
>>14973564
My bad, I should've read into those translated descriptions in the above posts a bit more.

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>>14973559
First
>Implying KC doesn't do direct DnD converts loads of times
Second
>Implying any of those predate the 1970's

What do you think made them a staple of fiction?

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>>14973571
Could be that young ones need to find one to posses. Rather than shopping for a cradle, you'd be picking up a chest piece/gauntlet/whatever.

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>mfw imagining Garo/Tokusatsu style henshins with Living Armors
I suspect chuuni ones wouldn't be uncommon in that regard.

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>>14973415
I'll comment as I read through:

>***ONLY MALE TEACHER ON CAMPUS***
This feels childish and pointless, if you want a sentence to have impact do it with words, not with formatting

>and says that your last name is "like, way too long."
If you are going for a pure self-insert you should avoid giving informations about him like this one, you probably tried to avoid having to naming him but you still excluded a large part of the readers with this one small detail

>normal students, some human boys, most of them varying mamono species.
Awkward sentence, for a second I thought the boys were mamono species, try to put yourself in the reader's place when you write sentences that could be misunderstood.

>with those pretty emerald eyes.
You described her eyes as "emeralds" 3 times in a row, use different adjectives it gives a better visualisation to the reader and it's more enjoyable to read.
Repetition isn't forbidden, you can use it if you want to insist on something, and don't spend an hour on a thesaurus if you can't find an appropriate word, just put in some effort if you're going to describe the same thing many times

>lets free your stiffening erection.
You should have given a reason for the erection beforehand, even something as simple as her having an exposed cleavage

>HAPPILY EVER AFTER LOLLLLLL
Just... Why?

And that's it

I honestly liked it, sure it wasn't top grade literature but you had fun writing this and it shows, you wrote it in your own style, made a few jokes and overall you didn't took it too seriously, I would have liked more development between the blowjob and the fully blown relationship but that's the only thing that I straight up disliked about the story

If you're going to keep writing like this you will have a few people like me who enjoy it but as others said if you want the large public to enjoy your stories as well you have to put more effort into them

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>>14973566
How would you stay hard though?

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>>14973560
Pretty sure he's snuck them in elsewhere as well. He's an old school grog. Who was the other writefag that would stat stuff out in pathfinder and gurps? He probably had some hidden in his stuff too.

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>>14973580
Now that's a neat idea. You'd have to save up for awhile to make sure you get her a good piece.

I could see all sorts of different options for newborn Living Armor armors, from just small single pieces to full ornate sets with lots of intricate details. I feel like as a Living Armor grows she'd b able to manipulate her armor better and even make a singe gauntlet into a full suit by adulthood.

Neat stuff to think about.

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>>14973589
MAMONOBONGO of course!

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>>14973543
>>14973557
>Maya/Yandere Living Armor shaping herself to look like Sauron
>Since you're her chosen romance partner only you can see her eyes as she's bashing people by the bushel aside with that big ass mace
>You can't get your armor to stay on from the fucking windblasts
'HAHAHAHAHAHA WHY CAN'T YOU KEEP IT ON?'
'GO AHEAD, PUT ON SOME MORE ARMOR! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!'
'LET ME SEE YOUR EYES WHEN IT FALLS OFF AGAIN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA'
>She picks your body up, only clad in your undergarments, you're choking as she lifts you up
>She's huffing before her transparent lips press into yours
'It's time you put it on <3~'
>U wot m80
'The last suit you're ever going to wear <3333~'
>She opens and fuses her armor to your body, power floods into you and you're able to win the battle
>The entire time you feel ethereal fingers caressing your shoulders, your genitalia, your muscles
>She keeps whispering how much she's loved you ever since she saw you ever since she first sensed your birth
>Afterwards, you both fuck like rabbits before you do the most romantic thing possible for her outside of wearing her
Polishing her armor

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>>14973591
>Who was the other writefag that would stat stuff out in pathfinder and gurps?
Averageanon. He did some some Pathfinder/DnD stuff for Holsts and Familiars:
http://pastebin.com/1hUR5pAx
http://pastebin.com/5xz7L7YT

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>>14973583
>Your Living Armour recently started watching the Garo series/movies
>How do you know this? Call it a hunch

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>>14973598
Sounds like a fun time!

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>>14973597
These aren't MGE girls though. So there's no MAMONO MANA to save your boner.
How do you cope with the pain and blood loss?

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>>14973612
You ah... do it for them?

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>>14973595
>as a Living Armor grows she'd b able to manipulate her armor better
It's hard to imagine the progression though. Would she start as a disjointed limb? Work her way up from 'light' to a full plate harness?
Can imagine adolescence being incredibly hard on one as well, feels like not being able to be seem by anyone other than husband is limiting.

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>>14973623
She'd start vulnerable and naked with a single piece of armor that slowly grow over her

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Her me out on this one. Living samurai armor born from superior Zipangu equipment, she could even come with her own katana.

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>>14973627
>Superior Zipangu equipment
Immersion ruined

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>>14973627
>superior Zipangu equipment
Oh please, zip garabage can't compare to Order stuff.

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>>14973627
I'd rather Living Power Armor born from the radioactive wastes

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>>14973629
How can you love your waifu if she's not folded one thousand times?

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>>14973630
>Implying Order tinfoil can compare to the iron workings of The Mist Continent

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>>14973633
>Nip armor
>Folded
You just want to meme

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>>14973640
Well she does come with a sword so technically part of her is. But yes it's mostly to meme.

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>>14973638
Mist continent is notChina, Zipangu is notJapan.

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>>14973427
Yes, that's a great way to build trust on top of being a fear boner

>>14973627
I'm gonna marry an old Shōgun Living Armor and walk across Zipangu on a quest to free small villages from the evil tyranny of feral Ushi-Onis and Raijus

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>>14973638
>Mist Continent
"Falling apart like a mist continent motorcycle" was the saying I believe.

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>>14973647
Thank you for explaining the joke

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>>14973623
Sorry dude. Now you've entered the strange KC realm shared by zombie babies, ghost babies and baby skeletons. Best just throw it away.

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>>14972808
OOOOOOH YEAAAAAAA
Love throwing these at my DnD party

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>>14973655
You joke sucked and you're not funny.

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>>14973623
I feel like family would be able to see Living Armors as well, so at least there's that.

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>>14973657
>Throwing stuff with a three spell immunity at your party
>One of them probably fireball

Bet your mage wasn't happy about that.

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>>14973668
That party actually had three buffing casters and one barbarian so they didn't mind.

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>>14973627
>Samurai Living Armor
>Comes with a Katana
>Only speaks Japanese
>Extremely clingy and will try and make you wear her all the time
>End up looking like the biggest otaku on the planet
>Driving to work one day and a black guy walking down the street calls out "Ay nigga check out this last samurai lookin' motherfucker! Ay Tom Cruise, lemme get yo' autograph!"

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>>14973673
>WATASHIWA NANO DESU!
>"I DON"T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING!"

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>>14973612
What are headcanons

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>>14973678
>TADAIMA!

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>Living Armor has huge tits and ass, but she controls an armor too small to properly accommodate those features
I know they can adjust the armor at will, but that's just a fun thought.

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>>14973673
>Going shopping for the week's groceries
>As usual you're wearing your samurai armor wife
>She requests pocky
>Not so much requests it, demands it
>The constant begging of "pocky, pocky, pocky" in her thick Japanese accent rings through your head
>The Cheshire at the checkout doesn't even need to say a word, her grin says it all

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>>14973685
>"Seriously! What do you want?"
>Living armor spouts incomprehensible moonrune at anon.
>"Fuck it! We're getting ice cream!"
>Anon proceeds to get ice cream with a living armor who looks confused but not displeased.

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>>14973631
I pretty much prefer some sort of living bio armor.

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New girl has some really cool possibilities.

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>>14973656
They're at least tangible/visible though.

>>14973671
Right, but if the boy she has a crush on can't it would be spooky as hell for him. Though it is kinda amusing to think about.
>Lunch time at school, forgot to bring cash
>A metal gauntlet taps you on the shoulder
>You turn around and come face to face with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6iSyB5CIOg

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>>14973673
>Get Samurai Living Armor
>She can actually manifest outside of it in case you need to clean it temporarily
>Appears not unlike a geisha, with an ample bosom and high cheekbones
>She sees you wearing a kimono that's not from her
>Gets jealous, that is, before you begin to clean the armor with a cloth
>Even outside of it, she has the tactile sensations of her body being stroked by you
>Huffs and moans when you're doing the cuirass, calls you an 'ANTEBAKA!' when you get to the faulds
>You end up fucking her without letting her retreat back into her armor, she doesn't let you kiss her, telling you that's for lovers only
>Even when you're balls deep inside of her in Seated Lotus, able to see your cock inside of her translucent body poking at a small grey orb
>Steal a kiss from her anyway as you let loose the ivory flood inside of her
>She dematerializes and retreats back into her suit of armor
>The next thing you know it's curled up away from you on its side
>Its gauntlets putting its hands over its face mask

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>>14973706
One can only hope that artists are willing to explore them.

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>>14973706
>Implying Bernstein's armour Living Armour is the way to go
How else am I going to be able to cosplay as Garo?

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>>14973715
nips are friggin weird man

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>>14972808
>>14972814
>They can also combine with their husbands for various purposes
GATTAI!

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>>14973706
She is fully customizable and made for epic quests

I want to go on a long, grim dark journey with one, and have her be the only light in my living nightmare

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>>14973731
>HENSHIN!
>Villains having to stand and wait while Anon goes through a minute long transformation

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>>14973724
Don't you mean Ornstein?

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>>14973749
Yes
Yes I did
Brain, what the shit?

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>>14973752
Don't worry, I've made similar errors in the past.

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>>14973731
So it's like Red Akibaranger with his waifu?

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Even with the sneaking suit conversation nobody mentioned the most waifuable outfit.

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Living Armor already has her first piece of art: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CeZyMfAUIAIojI7.jpg:large

As a side note, what about viking Living Armors?

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>>14973778
The genkiest wearable waifu!

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>>14973783
That was quick and much better than the usual first day art that comes out of twitter.

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>>14973778
>"Please take this. I don't want you to die."
I don't care if it doesn't fit my build. Stealth Suit MK. II is the cutest thing ever.

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>>14973783
>"^"-shaped mouth
Cute!
>As a side note, what about viking Living Armors?
Living Armors have endless potential.

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I want to share ice cream with a Basilisk who's never had it before and has no idea what it is.

Other MGs that need to be shared ice cream with: Mantis, Flowkelp, Kobold, Hellhound, Magma Golem.

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>>14973822
Their "lack" of sight for the most part would enhance the ice creams taste for them.

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>>14973829
Oh lord, I want to sneak up on her and hug her.

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>>14973829
>Tell Basilisk you want her to try something while out on a date
>Buy an ice cream cone
>You tell her to lick it
>"Anon what is it?" she sniffs "I can't really smell it."
>You tell her it's a surprise
>She trusts you and takes a lick
>She starts crying from confusion, surprise, and sensory overload
>"AMOM WHAVS IN MY MOUF, AMOM WHAV IZ ZIS!"
>Tears are streaming down her face as she begs for help
>You have to comfort her through her ice cream induced PTSD

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>>14973778
Hey I was specifically refering to the cute sneaking suit when I talked up there.

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>>14973822
>Magma Golem.
>The ice-cream melts before it even reaches her

>>14973832
She will collapse if she realizes that a man is hugging her so please don't pop a boner

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>>14973850
I'm going to nuzzle the back of her neck as she collapses!
I want to keep hugging her as she panics!

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>>14973829
PRIM AND PROPER, KINDHEARTED BASILISK CLASS REP GIRLS WHO'LL MAKE GOOD HOUSEWIVES AND MOMS MAKE MY OCHINCHIN DOKI-DOKI AS FUCK!!!

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She is how I picture basilisks acting. Until the mask comes off.

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>>14973887
>Love Lab but with MGs

Holy FUCK.

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>>14973887
Natsuo a cute.

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Is it bad to lose a drive for writing for almost a year?

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>>14973910
It's not uncommon.

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>>14972808
>Be paladin
>Monsters everywhere I go
>Think I'll be fine if I just never take off my armor so as to never be taken by surprise
>Turns into living armor

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>>14973923
I wonder, would the Order have designated Black Knights?

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So, does this mean that living armor children are possessed onesies?

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>>14973930
That would defeat the purpose of a black knight.

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>>14973946
We don't even know how the whole babbie thing works with ghost girls yet, so who knows.

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>>14973959
I think ghost babies are tiny little motes for a bit until they turn into lolis.

The undead are such fascinating creatures.

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>>14973946
Living Armor children are a mystery, there is so many possible ways for them to be
>Born armorless and their parent give them one
>Born with a complete armor that grows with them
>Born with part of their armor and they gain more part as they grow
>Born with a light armor that becomes heavier as they grow

>>14973959
All monster girls, undead included can have children, although some of them are really strange

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>>14973963
>The undead are such fascinating creatures.
That's why I love them so much.

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>>14973965
>>14973963
>Be Necromancer
>Everybody thinks you just run around with your pasty white ass and fuck all the Undead girls you can get your scrabby little hands on
>The truth is you're happily married to a Lich who had once been your fellow student in the magical arts and both of you spend your days analyzing and studying the undead phenomena
>With two bouncing unliving babies who're on their way to an early Wighthood by the time they hit their teens when your wife gets really randy and undoes her emotional inhibitor from the phylactery

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>>14973964
The interesting exception to that is golems. Golems can't have children. And living armor depending on origin can be either undead (possessed armor) or a construct like a golem. I haven't seen the translated profile but I'm guessing KC went with the possessed route.

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>>14973972
>undoes her emotional inhibitor from the phylactery
BarbKs POV Lich picture is likely the only depiction we have of this so far.

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>>14973972
>'...Husband, remove my emotional inhibitors..."
>But wife! That's crazy!
>"Just do it!"
>Lich ahegoes

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>>14973783
>Find a full set of high-tier plate armor in a nordic dungeon
>sell my old set of leathers and give them a try
>start hearing voices
>"I do."
>what
>turns out i'm now married to the sweet spirit in the armor
>her name is Yara
>the cape on the back reads "just married" in stitches
>she's sort of clingy and overprotective after 800 years in a treasure chest but what can you do
>I think it tickles when I polish the plates, but I can't hear her laugh when I'm not wearing the armor, she just sort of wiggles
>when I stuck my head into the breastplate to try banging out some of the dents with my hammer the whole suit started vibrating
>she came with a sword and shield too
>when I replaced the leather grip on the shield and sharpened the sword, she collapsed all over me sobbing and shaking
>she told me she had never been happier and hugged me with her gauntlets, careful to point the fist spikes away
>this is going to take some getting used to

I wasn't expecting the cuteness to come this easily.

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>>14973978
Probably because it's a one-way process. You break the phylactery and she goes full super whore mode forever.

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>>14973981
Armors a cute, cute!

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>>14973964
>>Born with part of their armor and they gain more part as they grow
>Tiny little loli ghost hiding inside a helmet

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>>14973981
The possibilities are endless. Imagine it, a powerful and noble knight, slaughtered at sea in era long since forgotten, sunken to the depths where the flesh could do nothing but melt, but the steel remained. And down in the dark, the steel was alone all but for the twisted eldrich whispers seeping up from deeper yet.

Imagine hauling that steel up, an eternity later where modern life blares, only to find yourself locked in a storage room, the crate you stored the armor in empty, and the whispers growing.

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>>14972820
>Armor family, Magic Material Type
So there are more monstergirls like her, or is this a case similar to the Papillon family the Mothman is a part of?

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>>14973560
This new monstergirl made me realize that the helicopters in that story were living armors that were bonded to vehicles instead of suits.

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>>14974002
I think that the material type is setting up for the sword spirits.

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>>14974008
I can't believe I never picked up on that.

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>>14973983
Except it's not? Kel'Thuzad has had more than one phylactery over the years.

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>>14974009
One can hope that KC continues with the Material Type girls like he did the Eldritch and Wonderland girls.

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>>14974001
>she insists that you wear a bracer or some other small piece at all times
>it sounds uncomfortable, so you hesitate
>she tells you she can only feel warmth when she's being worn, and it's cold without you
>she starts tearing up when you agree to wear the inner gloves around
>once in a while the gloves warm up, telling you that she can feel you there
>she gets a little jealous, making a "^" face when you buy new clothes
>promises not to cheat on you when you leave her with the blacksmith for repairs
>glimmers when you slay enemies and complete quests, and cheers you on when you're hurt

HNNNG

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>>14973983
>Probably because it's a one-way process.
u w0t m8? A phylactery is simply a home for the soul. Without it it returns to the body. And with no body it dies. She can just make another phylactery once she's done ahegaoing for a century straight, and put her soul there.

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>The edgiest, most tryhard looking jet black armor ever
>She's petite, fair skinned, exceedingly polite and even a little bit timid

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>>14974035
Whilst that was cute
>Not taking up the art of smithing to repair her yourself
Ya dun fucked up

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>>14974042
>huge, scary, bulky suit of armor
>has the sweetest little voice

>>14974043
I imagine she would be patient until you've learned. Daily maintenance seems to make her plenty happy.

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>>14971975
As long as they are big on the inside.

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>>14973598
>>14973610
Actually, that legitimately sounds like a good time. Scary at first, and maybe through the whole time, but also comforting in that she's basically being one with you.

Wait.
Two hearts/souls/minds, one body/armor? Fighting monsters? Is this pacific rim?

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>>14974053
>It's enormous
>You and your party didn't even realize it was armor at first, some kind of stone carving
>It easily stands thrice the height of any man and thrice his width
>It was the keen theif who noticed first, how the enormous helm moved to track your party
>With its oppressive weight, both your mages shot on instinct, engulfing it
>But it stood, resolute
>You are all painfully aware of the monolithic blade mounted on the wall behind it
>The armor kneels and reaches a hand out
>Instantly sword and spell is readied, prepared for a fight to the death
>Then a figure floats through the gauntlet
>"U-umm, misters? That really hurt."
>It's a ghost-child, about the size of one of the giant's fingernails, "Could you guys please leave? I'm not supposed to let any one past."

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>>14974065
>Two hearts/souls/minds, one body/armor?
Kamen Rider W with a monster girl?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF_cipsRTkw

[Anonymous No.]

I want Living Armor onee-san to protect me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974083
Oh, even better.

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>>14973995
>There will never be details added on monsters growing up in their respective pages
>Living armor as tiny ghosts in some armor part that's oversized relative to their height
>Salamanders born with their tail normal, yet panicking over it suddenly being on fire at a certain age
>Dullahans born with their head attached, yet having a panic attack one day as it detaches like how baby teeth fall out early
>Ghosts thinking they're tangible for most of their early years because their dad is, until they accidentally almost hit themselves against a wall or some other object, only to realize they just phased through it
>Liches having your stereotypical pet dying story, but suddenly joyful as all living hell once their lich powers start showing and realize they can just revive it and have an undead pet for all eternity

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>>14974090
>She takes it literally.
>You have to go to school wearing your oneesan.

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>>14974090
I want a Living Armor imouto to protect and polish armor for!

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>>14974082
>wearing cute armor
>she calls out, "Bonk!" whenever the helmet gets hit

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>>14974097
Oh damn son that's cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974091
>Every time you wear her she says "cyclone" in her ghostly voice
>She won't let you move until you say joker

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>>14974108
Now the real question is if you're wearing the armor, does her ghost form go into the armor while you wear it and talk to you or do you have a ghost oneesan walking around that only you can see?

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If an armor had a fabric/mesh of some sort under it, would a Living armor incorporate it in some manner?
I just want to see some thick ghost curves expressed through black fabric.

Another question, what if a female Order soldier resurrects as a Wight and ditches her armor. Does that raise the chances that a Living Armor will form?

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>>14974105
>>14974116
>Sassy Armor waifu harassing you while you wear her

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>>14974095
>Dullahans born with their head attached, yet having a panic attack one day as it detaches like how baby teeth fall out early
Dullahans must have the oddest growth cycle.

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>>14974116
>you start having to call out your special moves so she knows to move with you
>won't respond unless you use the silly chuuni names she gave your moves
>VERMILLION TWISTER!
>SCREAMING BREAKER!
>NEMESIS BLADE!

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>>14974127
>Do poorly, and she laughs at you with that hime laugh, then offers tidbits of advice
>Do average, she points out how you could do better, more detailed though
>Do well, she grudgingly admits your success
>Do perfectly, and she starts stimulating you, attempting to "lower your abilities" to "keep you from getting cocky" while actually trying to keep you from taking her off so soon

[Anonymous No.]

If I remove her armor will she die?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974124
Most plate armor had a soft underlayer. It wouldn't be much of a stretch for her to have something more form-fitting beneath the main plates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974147
It'll hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974124
That is how real armor works, but it's not sexy, more like wearing a thick blanket with chain and plates over that.

The girl in your picture is just wearing a leotard and 90% nonfunctional armor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974147
She's already kinda-sorta dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974147
>>14974150
How about you just let the meme die /tv/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974124
>would a Living armor incorporate it in some manner?

Considering both the Living Armor profile and the Helmed Horror it's based on only have the hard plates, probably not. The whole floating bits of empty armor is kind of key to the whole thing.

You could totally do that with a skeleton knight though. They have to wear their armor properly.

>chain garters over skelebooty

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974137
>"... Really?"
>"Yes."
>"I. Just. want. To. Walk. To. The. Shops."
>"Say. It."
>"...C-crimson... flash..."
>"Whaaat~?"
>"..C-CRIMSON FLASH STEP!"
>Suddenly you're in the middle of an isle and people are staring as the red mist settles and disappears. Reach forward and grab the bag of sugar you needed.
>"Was that so hard?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973584
Now I feel like an asshole for giving him the bare bones version

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974181
I couldn't even be arsed to read his story. You gave him more than anyone else did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974191
I'm referring to the other criticism, not the one that Anon I quoted gave him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974178
>armor wife is in kind of a bitchy mood
>gets all pissy if you forget to polish her or buff out the scratches
>sometimes tightens around your crotch or trips you at awkward times to mess with you until you remember
>"stop hitting yourself! stop hitting yourself!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974196
Eeeh, probably taking it a little too far into cunt territory there anon. Teasing your husband cus you know deep down he gets off on your super powers and has a chuuni streak himself is different to just being a bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fuck a genius sphinx until she ahegaos on my dick, then cuddle with her until morning comes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974205
Sometimes they just get in a bad mood, you know. Still, I pity the poor sap who ends up bound to a set of tsundere armor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974222
>Eros sends her best cupid to shoot her full of love arrows to fix the tsundere nature
>Waifu with you in her just stands in the midst of a storm of arrows, gauntlets on her hips
>"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ONLY HUSBAND MAY PENETRATE ME!" She pauses, "B-BUT DON'T GET THE WRONG IDEA, IT'S NOT LIKE I WANT HIM TO"

[Anonymous No.]

Post big scary dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974237
>she sees your HP in the yellow and starts giving you shit
>"Oh, come on. Use the shield, you baka."
>tries to hide her worry when you get hurt so you don't get discouraged
>she can feel when you're at your limit and starts trying to cheer you on
>"just one more chamber and then we'll use the gate stone to go home! I'm sure we're almost at the treasure!"
>warms up and tightens just a little, her way of hugging you when you have to leave before reaching the treasure
>"I-it's okay. We'll try harder next time... both of us."
>you fall asleep under a tree still wearing her

The 'dere' part is important too.

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any decent writefag stories with eldritch girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974255

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974264
Eh, I only like the slow grind kinda tsundere. The kind that legitimately hates you and after lots and lots of character development, comes to legitimately love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974269
Harbladors stuff
>inb4 pandering

[Anonymous No.]

>>14971350
I think Laska is a cute girl and daughteru material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974269
Could always try Harblador's stuff if you haven't before, he's just about the only writefag who comes to mind when eldritch girls are mentioned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974274
Boy do I have the living armor for you then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974270
Meido-chan pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974270
I was literally about to post that.
>you will never suckle those huge, milky dragon tiddies

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974274
So like a level requirement? She won't love you until you've ground out your defense stat to wear her effectively? I can deal with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974278
>inb4 pandering
Who literally cares

[Anonymous No.]

Please post the comfiest girls, so I can pretend I'm spooning them while I fall asleep.

Please. I just want to fall asleep with a warm, soft life in my arms. Or with her arms around me.

[Anonymous No.]

Headpat the cow maids!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974311
Comfiest you say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974309
I figured that that one guy that usually complains about him would've popped up at Harbs mention.
It's probably best to nip this in the bud right here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974291
I want to become a regular on the dragon cafe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974311
There's nothing more comfy than a blanket itself

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974328
I'm starting to think my blanket is possessed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974320
What happens when I do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974311
Dude. I bet the inside of a Living Armor is padded and warm and fluffy and comfy as fuck. Like a combative sleeping bag

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974322
Yes! The very comfiest! The kind that warm your heart and protect your smile!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974320
tl note: touch the cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974332
Then you can hit the cow maid!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973198
C-Cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974363
Why would I want to hit her, she's a very nice girl and has treat me very kindly. Plus like any good maid she deserves plenty of loving head pats and long sessions of cuddling from the guy she loves. What happen if I ask if she'd like to receive head pats and cuddles from me, after all I love her and wish to ask her out on a date?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973198
Is this how uninspired bait has become?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974388
Thanks for the (You)!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973778
Imagine a living set of West Coast Enclave power armor. We can all finally know a true patriot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974363
Don't bully! You'll sour the milk!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973462
It doesn't even really have to be sex dreams, fampai, they can possess you and just give you lewd hallucinations and such. Then they get energy from your lust. After a while, they can just appear, and bam. You can sex a ghost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974397
Then you make biscuits. It's quite easy really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974385
BULLY THE COWS
DO IT NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974396
>She just talks like Waspinator

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974422
HIT HER HARD
MAKE HER REGRET DISAPPOINTING YOU AGAIN

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974425
I feel like the spirit of it got lost somewhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974425
Honestly, the only reason I'd hit her would be if she asked me to do it.
Why are masochistic girls so good?
Specifically the kind that beg you to hit them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974425
>Hitting your waifu
>>>/r9k/

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974433
Yeah I kinda screwed it up a little bit.

>>14974434
Now thats sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

If Negan was a MG, which one would he be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974436
Nigga I ain't gonna waifu some vanilla holst. If anything i'd get a Minotaur who would hit me back and get off on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972808
Headcanon: While being worn by their husbando, their spirit can touch and fondle him all over, like the inside was a living thing

Best alternative to tentacle armor!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974440
I blame that masochistic ninja girl from that one game.
Someone with a smile that cute has no right being so goddamn perverted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974441
Are we talking about comics Negan or shitty show Negan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974469
>shitty

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974434
http://imgur.com/5MfgD67

[Anonymous No.]

I need a quick and dirty story idea to see if I can make it as cringe-worthy as possible

[Anonymous No.]

Is wearing Living Armor addictive?

Do Living Armors make their husbands associate pleasure with war and battle through classical conditioning and mamonomana?

Can Living Armors make the wearer into an invincible sado-masochist, reveling in the pain of others while turning your own into pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974485
Alp alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974476
Holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974485
>cringe-worthy
a cross with sanic maybey?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974469
>Based Jeffery Dean Morgan being shitty.

Nigga, he hasn't even shown up yet. But we'll go with comics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974434
For you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974487
There might be some kinkier Living Armors out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974489
These fuckin lewd cows man, you just can't beat em.
Well technically you can beat their asses but you've still lost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974503
A Valkyrie/Angel who doesn't kill Alps with her Imported Kanobo (tm) because she doesn't want to seem species-ist

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974487
If the armor is more comfy than your clothes, you might as well only use her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974488
>Finnish Alp getting hit on

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974385
Who knows
You have to find it out yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974517
I want a Holst to grab me by the shoulders and tell me all the filthy things she wants me to do to her.
Would she be into roleplaying getting raped? Survey says yes, the filthy deviant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974485
Alp sex WITH HATS ON

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974518
I won't lie, I couldn't see an Angel viciously mauling a human. Sexually of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974311
She's gonna hold you like a daki and rub your back with her warm paws to make sure you're not cold

[Anonymous No.]

Seems barb went back and redone her face

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974626
He's really getting better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974641
How long until he gets corrupted I wonder

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974650
Soon™

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974626
I didn't think his faces were that bad, even when people were memeing about them. Just inconsistent, sometimes they were fine and sometimes not so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974663
Like you said, he went through a period where he was a little hit or miss. If he's redoing faces he might do the Apophis and Pharaoh one, people memed him pretty hard for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974626
I wish these girls got more attention

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974626
Looking good

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974565
That cows gonna get covered in white stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974487
Maybe those from Pandemonium or Druella's group.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974264
She does work well as a literal tsundere - she's armor, which by its nature guards its interior, but inside is a core of love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974663
Too bad the same can't be said about writers like Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974758
Once I picked one of his stories at random, skimmed through it and didn't see anything that horrible. Show the stories that make him a living meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974626
Huh. So it was the mouths that bugged me the most. I've never been quite sure up until now.

Dropping the detail of it, especially the lower lip portion while reshaping and making the eyes more distinct has help a significant bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974363

And the next douchebag award goes to.... You of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974784
Not him but probably his original stories, from before the great deletion. Night Terrors is pretty memeable too. I think his most popular 'normal' story is the black dragon one that's broken into a bunch of subsets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974805
>deleted stories
Wow, what a baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974824
Reminder he did that twice AND quit writing three times. But it's okay. We always know old Alpie comes back even when he says he's going forever. Like how he's here now. The man is a veritable institution of the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974626
I'm ready to be seduced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974849
How are we certain him quitting isn't just a cover up for going out into the woods to molt like most Finns do every so often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974867
I want to find out my waifu was taking lessons from a Gandharva to learn how to write and perform a song dedicated to the two of us!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974423
No, a more feminine Sergeant Dornan. At least that's what I would imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974873
Fins
Molt?
I thought that was the land of the Elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974887
>He doesn't know about Finns molting

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974887
Everyone knows the Finns are an insectoid race and that Elves are from Easter Island and Easter Bunnies are a code word for Rabbits that go around stealing unhatched Harpy eggs on the black market.

WAKE UP ANONYMOUS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974824
He's not the only one, bollocks has done the same before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974899
Okay, no. That's just wrong. Let me explain to you the strange, almost nearly disgusting molting ritual of the elusive Finn™

Male Finns, most notably ones of the bachelor Nordic persuasion are prone to what westerners call 'Nocturnal Emissions'. That is, given their naturally paranoid behavior they find it easier to fuck and mate with women in their dreams, leading to the caking of their unborn children/spooge onto their bed coverings. Now, usually, this would mean they'd just have to clean it.

Not in the case of the wild Finn™. Oh no Sir and/or Miss; Once those little buggers have collected enough of the stuff onto their keyboards and blankets it'll begin to ossify, threatening to turn them into 'gargoyles' if you catch my drift. To prevent this, the Finn™ will seclude himself in the darkest, most isolated parts of the forests near his home and climb into a tree armed with only his cake battered bed makings, a knife, and a half-drunk bottle of vodka.

Weeks will pass while the little bugger hibernates inside of his cocoon through the winter, and will emerge, more Slavic and more paranoid some months later. There's been many occasions of them yelling at the top of their lungs "PERKELE" when emerging from the warm, moist wrapping that helped them through the winter.

Scientists are still baffled by what the word actually means, so we usually think it's some form of vulgarity or territorial call not unlike those of the Wood Elf.

Truly a majestic creature, the Finn™

[Anonymous No.]

How do Ghost girls attain musculature?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974932
As expected of snowmongols.

[Anonymous No.]

Your maid has brought you something nice to drink.

<Accept>

<Deny>

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974934
Lots of pushups.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974949
Wait, wait, wait. You're not my shoggoth maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974949
<question>

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974934
By lifting heavy spirits.

>>14974949
『DENY』

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974949
I am thirsty. Weird that I suddenly have a maid now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974949
Tea's gross though, no thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974949
Sure, why not. How convenient that she brought a drink the instant I became thirsty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974949
I don't have a maid.
[x] decline and call the cops

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974949
<nap>

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974949
>HOLD IT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974949
<ACCEPT>
<Request second cup>

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974949
Sure, I'll have some

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974949
Pretend to drink it, kiss her and force her to swallow it, see what happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974949
Drink it and eat the cup, too. Maintain eye contact the entire time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974949
fuck u throw that shit on the flor bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974900
difference is literally nobody cares about that primadonna

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974949
Accept with a smile.

May I offer a headpat in exchange?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974949
Deny. Sorry Kiki, I just drank some coffee

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974824
Hey ive deleted shit before

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975049
Congratulations, you're a big fuckin' baby.

[Anonymous No.]

Would Living Armors exist in an Undead Kingdoms military?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975075
I feel like yes, they would. I also feel like when they talk about cursed armor that some human women put on, it could be talking about living armor turning them into dullahans via corruption.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974949
I'll gladly accept it. And I don't forget to thank maid for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975075
I read that as United Kingdom's military.

To that, I'd have to say only as long as you're familiar with substitutiary locomotion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974949
I will take it, as I tell her how helpful she is to me and how I know I can always trust her and count on her, knowing that she will always have my best interests in mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975061
Or you know, if people are going to do nothing but shit-talk it why keep it up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975075
Maybe. She's either a magical construct or a type of ghostly undead, and both can be summoned by Liches.

[Anonymous No.]

This is a cute cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975120
I wish i had some pizza right now.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to go around the world and make a harem out of various living armours!

Knight armour, samurai armour, greek armour and more!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975120
Stop posting Laska every thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975123
And she wishes she had you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975120
I remember someone said long ago they were gonna make an electra complex Jabberwock daughteru parod thingy of Laska and Me. Shame nothing came from it. We don't have any Jabberwock writefaggotry do we?

On a related note, why is daughteru dicking the _____?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975127
>You have the most effective piece of each them on like some kind of min-maxer
>Constant orgy in the dark confined space of the armor

More sanity-breaking than any of those chaos critters could ever hope to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975131
I definitely would "eat" her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975144
>why is daughteru dicking the _____
Futa belongs in /d/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975154
What are you talking about Anon? Don't give less ideas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975144
Don't remind me. I'm still upset.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975144
>electra complex Jabberwock daughteru
I remember that, the Jabberwock was supposed to be /fit/ and very defensive of her father.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975131
Gross.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to summon my living armour like Iron man's Extremis suit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975166
protective of*
Whoops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975127
Lorica Musculata is gonna get mad at you if you don't proclaim her Imperator over the harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975173
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G4DUOVKuxk
>NOT DOING IT IN THE MOST 1980s WAY POSSIBLE

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975173
Through your bones? Shit sounds uncomfortable, why not a Living Armor that can attach to in different pieces like the XLII or Makai Knights suit?

[Anonymous No.]

Never has the line "To me, my armour!" been so sexy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974949
<masturbate>

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975173
Dont let her see Iron man 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975179
what the fuck is this?

[Anonymous No.]

I just reloaded the thread, and was wondering why the fuck people were talking about living armours so much.

Well, huh. It's a neat design, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975211
why? was it bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975215
Bad live action adaptation of a good 80's ova

>>14975220
Pretty sure he's talking about all the armors blowing up. But yeah, it was also bad.

[Anonymous No.]

With a possessed armor, sword and shield you can't go wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975218
You're kinda slow on the uptake, eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975179
Holy shit, that's awesome. I gotta watch this movie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975222
how was it bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975225
I've been out most of the day, and busy for all of it.

I hope the new girl prompts some more ideas with possessed/transforming weapon-girls too. There's a lot of potential if people don't stick to the original theme and design.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975211
IM3 wasn't the worst thing ever since Killian wasn't the actual true Mandarin, and RDJ carrying the film.

Moving onto things that actually matter, what happens if a Kitsune-bi commandeers an empty suit of armor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975127
>Samurai armor basically being the woman in pic
>Gets moody when you wear other suits of armor
>Overly protective to the point of mild yandere
>Can play the shimasen
>Bullies the other armor girls in your harem
>Makes you wear her kimono so her 'smell' stays on you
>Will manifest out of her armor to cuddle you, telling you that she remembers when your great-grandfather was her master, and how your scent is so nostalgic to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975239
simple
fox themed living armour

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975238
>I hope the new girl prompts some more ideas with possessed/transforming weapon-girls too. There's a lot of potential if people don't stick to the original theme and design.
Agreed. I can even recall how posting Fi spawned a Sword Tsukumogami discussion. By the way, did DnD have possessed swords as enemies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972808
She looks adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it morally justifiable to cum on a living doll's face?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975250
Why wouldn't it be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974956
She's dead Jim.

>>14974961
>>14974964
>>14974971
>>14974991
Now you've done it, you hurt her feelings after being kind to you all those years. Not taking the cup was the last straw.

Now you're chained up and getting raped and if you anger her she might make you even less mobile.

>>14974962
>>14974968
>>14974977
>>14974982
>>14974987
>>14975002
>>14975097
>>14975103
Good job, you've maintained proper societal norms instead of being baboons and get to enjoy your favorite drink and or Hot Chocolate.

>>14974983
The Kiki takes this as a marriage proposal immediately. She's the happiest she's ever been her whole life.

Then she remembered she was fatally allergic to the drink you just forced her to swallow.

Bad End

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975255
She doesn't look happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975245
KC has been talking about weapon tsukumogamis forever, at least as long as his other dragon variants he wants to put into a small sub release.

Also, DnD has everything. There's even honest to god dinosaurs in there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975262
dinosaurs make me angry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975259
Its how she was made. If she says she's happy, you gotta trust her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975268
Hush, dragon. Sometimes a man just wants a nice cave lizard to snuggle with instead of a greedy firebreather.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975177
>>14975240
Too bad I treat all my girls equaly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975245
It's been ages since I've played D&D, but I'm pretty sure sentient items were a thing, so quite possibly.

Talking about living armours though, one of the main draws of Zelda Spirit Tracks was that Zelda could actually inhabit the Phantom enemies, so there's an angle to consider there.
Someone's already posted Al from Fullmetal, and there was a lot of creative use of his status as a walking suit of armour in that too.
Then of course, there's Extremis.

Yeah, there's a lot of places you can go. Seeing a high-tech version of one would be interesting too.
Let's observe what happens when we argument this spirit with a suit of armour on par with, say, the Varia Suit or the BLADE Augumented Reaction Suit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975258
That was very kind of her. I always wanted to try milk and honey.
She needs to lighten up, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975290
last time I played D&D I was drunk and in an abandoned house me and my friends broke into.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975285
I treat them with a combination of disdain and affection to create codependency

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975258
No that was the last cup and the last straw was used for blowing soapy bubbles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973983
KC confirmed on a Japanese Q and A that a wight can make another phylactery if one is damaged or destroyed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975290
>Living armour based on the BLADE Augumented Reaction Suit.
well that's the best thought I'm going to have all day

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975311
but can she be killed by fire?

[Anonymous No.]

Sella is the cutest homunculus of all time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14971970
I think its literally one dude going around commissioning all sorts of shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14971970
what do you mean by gamer art?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975324
Gazerfag doesn't really spend money, he just requests a lot of artists, and for some reason a fuckload of quality artists agree.


Anyone could do it, you just have to be dedicated

[Anonymous No.]

>>14971970
which girl would you prefer "gamer art" for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975322
God ponytails over the shoulder are fucking great.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster spills their spaghetti the most often?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975345
monoeye

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975345

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975345
Jabberwocks.

[Anonymous No.]

I want Miia to tip at me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975345

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975345
Probably the ones that can't firmly grip a bowl or plate

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975368
M'Lord

[Anonymous No.]

>missed new mg
>AGAIN
dammit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975345
Tentacles, the poor girl can't control her rape tendencies

>>14975368
>Miia will never tip her fedora to you
Why does this hurt?

>>14975400
You can still talk about her, you're probably not the only one who missed her and besides we're still waiting for the full profile translation

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975400
does it feel like being left out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975351
I want to cuddle Deruella while she sputters about how she's supposed to be forcing herself on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975258
Quick! If we get her to Doctor Pally we might be able to save her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975369
Will-o-Wisps have serious untapped Tomoko potential.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975369
Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975439
Too crazy for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975312
>A girl's soul is manifest and bonded to the suit in a first-of-it's-kind experiment
>To create a versatile and adaptive manned weapon system that can operate intelligently and as effectively as possible without an operator, or in the event that the operator is somehow incapacitated
>For the first test, the unworn BLADE suit-girl is asked to walk from one side of the test chamber to the other
>Unfortuntaly, the ghost inside the suit has absolutely no clue how to properly coexist within such a complex suit of armour
>She activates the jets and promptly goes from standing, to over 100MPH in the blink of an eye
>She impacts the far wall with all the grace of an iphone struck by a baseball bat, and flies apart into individual pieces
>Thank god the test pilot wasn't actually wearing the suit
>For the next five minutes, the test chamber is locked down and deemed extremely hazardous as virtually indestructible pieces of armour fly around the room, ricocheting and leaving dents in the floor as the individual thrusters propel them
>All while the poor ghost girl is panicking, completely disorientated and trying to deal with the sensory overload that comes with your consciousness being tied to over a dozen separate objects, all moving around faster than a bullet
>If she was physically capable of vomiting, she probably would've emptied her ethereal guts out several times by now

It'll take some time to work out the bugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975439
Forever alone, you mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975427
she kind of looks like her
I suspect kc based her on tomoko

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975449
Well I suggest that when you die and your spirit leaves your body, that you move on to the afterlife ASAP before she catches you.

[Anonymous No.]

>getting drunk is the only way to get any writing done
>and then it's written by a drunk man
The only way to win etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975460
Wisps are too pathetic to make a move. Even if they do you just have to slap them upside the head and move on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975462
Bummer, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975369
Needs a titty and ass upgrade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975453
BLADE-chan has it hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975462
Mummer, ban.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14974019
"Magical Material" has actually been a variety of KC monster girl for a while. Past ones include golems, gargoyles, chochin obake, living dolls, etc. Basically any monster that originates from objects or non fleshy material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975462
I know that pain, sorta.

I'm not even a writefag but I always get hit by a really strong urge to write after drinking, problem is I always feel tired and want to sleep too so I never get anything done. It's probably for the best since all my ideas are questionable to say the least but it still hurts. I'm getting that feeling right now too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973176
>The one on the right is quite close to the finished version
>while the one on the left was a more typical "sexy armored onee-san" design
Mmm baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975439
NOT LONG ENOUGH

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975345
Alps maybe

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be tightly held by a dragon because she is spent so much time collecting her horde she never developed proper social skills and is scared someone might literally steal me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975258
>Fatally allergic
>To milk since you said it was my favorite drink
Flaties I swear...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975258
Mmm, delicious tea.

I swear, I'd marry this girl if she asked.

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck happened last thread, anyway?

Nearly every comment at the start got deleted, the OP image got deleted, and one of Barb's new drawings got deleted. What were the mods/janitors smoking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975568
I don't know, but it hit a ton of other threads as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975568
Funny thing is they didn't delete the image that caused the shitstorm but deleted the totally innocent image he posted after.

Shit happens I guess, our resident Kikimora was probably high that day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975568
Nothing discussion worthy if you're talking about that napalm bombing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975449
not crazy enough for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975568
>and one of Barb's new drawings got deleted
Good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975590
>Being salty about cute Necromancers

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975568
>one of Barb's new drawings got deleted
I must have missed it then. Mind posting it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975600
>lesbians
>cute
Leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975600
That scar blush design is genius.
Thank you based Himukai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975602
It's right here: >>14975600

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975609
That was the image that got deleted, not the yuri one. She's not a lesbian character.

It's like if you said all dragons were dykes because of that one image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975609
You're a little late to be posting your bait there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975618
Most dragons are capable of holding things back. They can be quite the barrier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975639
Oh you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975439
id settle for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975456
isn't she like normal now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975568
OP had a pretty racy pic. Exposed nips on a blue board and all that.

[Anonymous No.]

BIG
KAKUEN
ASS

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975688
I WANNA SPANK THE MONKEY

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975688
MORE
ART
WHEN?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975685
I thought they were covered, just skimpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975685
More like very visible areolae but yeah.
>>14975688
I wish there were more artistic renditions of said ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975699
NEVER
FUCKING
EVER

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975682
Is she? Maybe only because you see her that way ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975701
I want to spank that butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975710
That's what monkey girls exist for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14971239
Chochin obake OP? I like it, time to commission some lewd art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975715
I can imagine it almost being a tradition to them, whenever you approach a Kakuen she will show you her butt and you have to spank it to have good relations with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975688

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975709
she has friends now

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975715
It's the only thing they're good for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975710
I want to kill the fag who started that meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975769
Stop being such a bitch nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

*inhales deeply* that's some good maus

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975769
I don't see how that's a meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975769
>Not wanting to spank a fat butt
Seriously?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975769
Glad I'm not alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975769
But would that really solve anything? Burning down the barn after all the cows escaped isn't going to save the cows from pranksters who like to tip them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975772
>>14975778
Well, it is the only thing people mention when it comes to them.
Like 100% of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

Hot springs skinship with a tomboy Kakuen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975777

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975777
Why sniff mice when you could sniff any other girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975787
So you're just being a bitch nigga and instead of talking about doing something different with them and setting a precedent you chose to cry like a child about something that doesn't harm you in any way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975777
>>14975792
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCZI7fZJlgE

You remind me of this every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975777
>*memes deeply*

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975790
I agree to this, and request a drawing of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975778
>>14975795
It can be quite annoying, yes. And it doesn't happen only but muh spanking but with more monstergirls as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975777
>Action

[Anonymous No.]

You heard it here folks, no more Kakuen spanking because anons don't like it. Let's just make them rapetrains now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975825
Can i at least slap her in a different part?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975777
>*inhales deeply*
Back to the wiki with you, kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975825
That's an excellent false dichotomy there anon.
Very nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975835
Nope, she's now a complete rapetrain that can completely overpower you in every aspect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975825
>>14975847
What does this even have to do with the dom/sub thing. Are you retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975847
I dunno, those tits look pretty smackable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975850
You can ask that question to literally anyone in this thread out of context, including me, and the answer will always be yes in some way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975853
Sorry anon, can't do that anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975796
That Wock looks pretty tough

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975825
>>14975847
>>14975855
Jesus man, was monkeyspank your meme-waifu or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975855
Can't even fondle 'em?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975825
While we're at it we should make a few changes around here.
1. Stop maidifying all the non-maid monstergrills.
2. The whole 'chubby' thing is disgusting, I don't care if most of you are fat as shit, stop making the monstergirls suffer your poor health and habits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975825
You've opened the shitpost floodgates anon. I hope you're proud of yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975861
Yeah, she's really Hard Boiled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975869
Chubby Monster Girls are cute!

C U T E

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975868
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975873
I want to eat all the eggs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975866
Nope, this shit just always happens eventually and fighting never it never solves anything. So I just chose to let it win. Spanking monster girls is now banned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975874
Obese monstergirls are /d/
/D/!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975873

Slap yourself for that pun joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975876
Wonderland is like getting drunk and waking up in some strange place. Then you're told you need to eat ALL the eggs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975882
I'll take that as a "yes."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975869
Remove maids
Remove alps
Remove siths
Remove mamano mana
Remove KC

Do this and MGE will finally be good again.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to talk about Kakuens with spanking fetishes and you can't stop me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975874
The cutest!
I desire to give her snacks and rub her belly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975898
I need KC to draw muh girlz. I second the rest.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you spank a Wight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975898
DE is fine. At least part of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975915
Of course!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975898
If only we could build some sort of wall, and then deport the cancer to the other side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975898
Keep maids, mamono mojo, and KC. Then we'll have a deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975922
>Keeping mamono mana and KC
You superior taste is overwhelmed by your bad decisions, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975915
Only if she enjoyed it as a fat-bottomed Zombie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975914
>>14975922
No, KC's the worst part of MGE. If we remove him, we solve MGE.
KC is the key to all of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975923
Call the cops, I don't give a fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975898
>Remove KC
Man this thread is REALLY bent on cutting down any sort of content creation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975915
Do you even need to ask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975898
>Remove maids
Kikimora and Shoggoth are fine
>Remove alps
Having Alps means no faggots around you, that's good
>Remove siths
Don't care about them but don't hate them either
>Remove mamano mana
Without mamono mana you won't live as much as your waifu and many girls won't be able to find a husband ever because of the environment they live in. Why the fuck some people hate it so much? Also is fine having some shit that keeps you healthy, would you like to see your waifu die of cancer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975922
>maids
Quarantined to kikis and shogs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975925
Boohoo, he doesn't cater exclusively to our needs. The true problem is the Alp shitposters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975925
I hardly think KC has reached George Lucas levels of poor decisions. Siths aside, I've liked what he's done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975898
I kinda dislike mananabanana, but I don't want to leave my waifu behind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975918
Nah. He's right. It's the most broken thing in the setting. Get rid of it and no more brainwashing or monsters not winning everything forever simply because they're too lazy and so on. It serves a couple decent purposes as far as a safety net for pointy bits and corruption, but at the very least it needs a severe nerf. And if that happens, it's not real trademarked mamanobama anymore is it?

Diet DE, all the flavor and half the bulshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975792
I want to tenderly headpat and bake cheesecakes for every one of those cute little mice!

And as for the one in the center, it be snuggles time now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975936
See >>14975931

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975929
Nah it's fine, we'll just get a louder, better, funnier KC to do MGE instead. One with a cooler haircut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975936
>>14975931

[Anonymous No.]

KC is alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975934
Anyone have the Crayonanon KC George Lucas comic?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no Living Armor with pic-relateds bodytype

[Anonymous No.]

So, now that we've all agreed that maids are fundamentally anti-monstergirl, let's all figure out how high the average barometz can bounce with her orange ball.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975938
You act like nobody has taken that into account. Those consequences are interesting. You're not supposed to automatically live as long as a dragon. No reason there's not a magical solution if you work at it or really look around, but you shouldn't get an automatic live-for-ten-thousand-years card just because you got married.

And yes, stuff like an actual being made of lava should be real hard to dick without combusting into flame when standing two feet away. So yeah, crank up the fucking difficulty. I want to see a Lava Golem's husband be Elminster-tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975924
>Dignified Wight that acts classy when in public but lets her hidden masochist side loose whenever she's alone with her husband
Yes, I need this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975955
Oh my

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975959
>Those consequences are interesting
The conequences are either she lives the rest of her life alone and sad or she takes more dicks and marries again. Do you really prefer one of these?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975959
>The more dangerous a MG is the more heroic the existence of his Husbando should be
I kind of like this, i don't think dragons would pay that much attention to bitchboys who wouldn't even dare to approach them to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975970
Either is fine. After all, I'm dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975970
Yes. Have you never seen Highlander? The possibility of tragedy makes happy endings even better.

You ever hear "When everything is special, nothing is?" It's true. I want that guy who does actually live with his dragon wife for a thousand years to be legend among monsters and men, a light to aspire to.

Take the training wheels off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975971
>implying there's anything wrong with protective Dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975922
Where's that from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975971
Easy there, tough guy. We don't want to start a shitstorm now, don't we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975983
I want to train with my dragon to the point where my body gets so healthy that i'm able to live as long as her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14972808
>As a joke, a Lilim slaps Patrician Roman Living Armour on a Celt who's used to fighting in the nude.
>Neither side is exactly happy about the arrangement.
>Endless bickering and eventually some hatefucking ensues.


Oh, the possibilities...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975985
He's right. There's a difference between being protective and lusting after frail bitchboys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975990
Stop being salty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975973
>>14975983
Whatever. I'm glad my headcanon and KC's canon agree in this and I will take my "hugbox" over living 70 years and nothing else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975998
Alp? Are you bishi memeing again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975990
Cry me a river and build a bridge to get over it.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be friends with a shortstack werecat and her kobold twin sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975990
>He

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975986
Some game Space-Jin is drawing stuff for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975955
>You will never polish a great big Full Plate suit of armor possessed by an Oni Warlord sealed within it.

I want her to tell the stories of her great conquests while I keep her armor in good condition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975990
I wanna be a frail young prince who gets kidnapped by a powerful dominant dragon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976011
Will you at least bring some cookies for their echidna mom too? She's a bit lonely since her eldest daughter got married and moved out of the dungeon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976019
Of course I would, and I'd bring enough in case the minotaur daughteru gets hungry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975986
Whoops, it's from a 3D model some dude made for the Glacies.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975961
>Dignified Wight
>hidden masochist side
Probably more common than you'd expect, considering the profile says they're lewd as fuck, and expect the man to come after them unlike most monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976038
>implying dragons couldn't go humanoid before
>implying they can't go beastmode after

They're one of the ones who changed the least honestly, except the part where they now crave the dick 24/7 and become slutty whores if you can beat them. So kind of about the same tier as a monsterized elf in terms of change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976040
I'm not talking about a mild side anon, I'm talking about Ryona levels of masochist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975898
Also let the Matangos in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976038
That artist really have a fetish for male human x female monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976054
Dropped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976054
Go on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976058
But they'll DESTROY US ALL

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976067
Use the Tangelos!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976014
>"I once defeated a Knight using breasts!"
"Uh huh..."
>"Squeezed his head right between 'em! He passed out in seconds! Pathetic! Hahahaha!"
"Can you hold still? Trying not to smear the polish."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976062
Don't be a bitch anon.

>>14976066
There's not much to say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976058
I want to raise a potted plant matango and help her grow full and bouncy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976014
>>14976075
That would be amazing.
Hell, I would love to uncover a suit of armor possessed by a clingy and protective ancient spirit, with vivid memories of when she was alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976095
Will you use her for you degenerate psychedelic fantasies as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976058
Is it bad I actually like Matangos?
I wish they got art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976054
>after each full moon, all married wights wear clothes that completely cover their necks, backs, thighs, breasts and just about everything else too

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976111
Why exactly do you like Matangos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976095
>Wanting an infected loli as part of your home decor
You are a sick man. That's EXACTLY the sort of man's touch we need here at Deruella's castle. You're hired! Start with sprucing up the dungeons, and for your own sake never touch the mistress's pillow collection or her signed photo of Sir Smitor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976127
To be contrarian of course!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976103
Maybe. If she was alright with me eating a small mushroom from her, I might use it to trip out with her every once in a while.

I've now got the amusing image in my head of a guy sitting on his bed, laughing and having the time of his life while holding a potted matango and rubbing up against her cheek.

>>14976111
Nah, they've got a really cute design in general, but to other people, it's overshadowed by what KC wrote about them, I think. Which is a damn shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976075
If she ever gets enough energy to manifest herself you're going to be in for some rough pelvis pounding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976138
>cute design
>mushrooms growing out of the skin of a braindead human
>you can literally see the roots spread under the skin

Seriously dude. The only thing cute is the girl who looks the same as she did when she wasn't a diseased husk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976138
I blame the movie, myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975769
I find the headpats shit far more annoying due to it turning practically every monster into a moeblob, but to each his own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976151
>the only cute thing about this monstergirl is the monstergirl

Well, okay then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976127
I haven't a clue, but they look so soft a squishy and cute. And if the MGE picture is accurate, you can get a two for one deal. It's not mind control if I want to love her, right?

OK, I also have a bit of a corruption fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976158
I want to headpat a Kakuen ass!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976161
Matango isn't a full monstergirl on its own. It's just the fungus. Do you even know what a matango mushroom is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976162
See you in Havana in 3 days broham

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976168
Add tiny penis in there and you have the ultimate shitpost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976162
Whoops, thought I posted the censored one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976176
>ultimate
Not even close. He needs alps, chubby and sniffing at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976168
She'd give you such a disappointed look, getting the weakest spank possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975898
Good man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976180
I want to headpat chubby Alp's ass while i'm sniffing her hair?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976169
Yeah, it's the fungus from the old Japanese horror movie.
This is monstergirls, not a horror movie.

In the end, it's just KC's same old corruption/mind-death thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976171
Anything to get me out of the house.
I don't get it, sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976190
Damn i forgot tiny penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976195
It's so small anyone would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975955
But I don't want to go around wearing sexy armor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976193
No you dummy. It's in the profile AND expanded upon in World Guide 1. It's one of the last remnants KC has of when his girls were not all fun and games. Matangos can't even speak the host is so braindead. It's straight up bad end.

The Mad Hatter is what full mushroom corruption looks like and was made by the queen of hearts from a matango. Original matango is just some mushrooms growing in 100% human flesh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976190
I want to sit her in my lap and Impregnate her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975971
>>14975990
That's canon though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976204
She can alter it to look normal when you wear it, and sexy when you aren't a la >>14973176

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976190
And don't forget she should be stinky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976209
The matango sounds like a version of cordyceps for humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976209
If you say so. It's been ages since I read the world guide, so I won't disagree.

Matangos are still cute and huggable, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976216
>Bishi-loving
>Canon

Pardon? It just says they look down on all humans until they find one they like and then whisk him away for snu snu in their cave. Nothing about what kind of guy.

[Anonymous No.]

Sucy Matango when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976238
Matango mushroom (not Matango profile) is literally Matango fungus that has lost the ability to infect a host. It's one of the four or five famous mushrooms of the setting.

>>14976229
He made it as a mix of that and the old horror movie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976251
I meant what they wanted is already canon, that dragons usually want stronk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976274
Well yeah, but that applies across the board for KC monsters. The more powerful ones all drench their panties at a really powerful hero.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976253
I want a MG to do magic tricks while humming that one circus charlie catchy song.

It will surely amuse all the Wurms!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976190
>>14976215
I can't tell who's memeing who.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976295
It's alpshit. It's all memes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976301
>Everything memes down here Georgie

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976304
Does she have my favorite monster girl there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976312
She surely does. And she even floats, too!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976312
Oh there's fluffy yetis and harpies and snakes too, ALL colors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976323
That's a dude, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976327
They always are. Why would somebody even post it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976323
>too tall
>tits too big
>Legs not shapely enough

0 out of 10, are you even trying?
See me after class.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976323
The uncanny valley runs deep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976323
Holy shit why is this a thing? and i thought we were the degenerates for wanting to fuck Girls with animal parts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYrVKLBhitE

Quick everyone.
Look at the horse™ pussy instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976382
I was gonna post that too but that one word made me think twice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976382
They're not centaurs, and they're not doing this: https://youtube.com/watch?v=g-haQwla2ao

Looks like just another anime where the only defining feature is that the girls constantly wear animal ear headbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976398
>You will never attend in person to this horse race
For some reason that hurts more than it should.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976398
UMA™
MANKO

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976323
Those fucking things are always horrifying. What are they called again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976434
Pretty sure it's kigurumi.

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>>14976434
Hadatai.

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>>14976437
>>14976440
Well now who do I believe?

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>>14976443
Kigurumi is the cosplay style and hadatai is the skintight bodysuit it seems. So sorta both. Probably more of the second.

>A reasonable mask and bodysuit will cost roughly 1000-2000 USD depending on quality.
Jesus fuck.

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>>14976443
Kigurumi refers to a full-body outfit, like a onesie or costume, and hadatai is the flesh-coloured bodysuit worn as an underlayer.
They're both correct.

[Anonymous No.]

http://indiron.deviantart.com/journal/ART-COMMISSIONS-339721128

Do we have anyone rich enough to afford getting a monstergirl commission off of this guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976466
>Oh, hey, this guy does some really high quality art
>I wonder what his price range--

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>>14976304
I don't trust Monster Girls in sewers. Last time I did, bad things happened.

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>>14976466
Is this kind of thing really supposed to be that expensive? i'm not that much into the drawfag business.

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>>14976474
>"We all float a little mad down here!"

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>>14976476
He seems to be treating his stuff pretty professionally, so I guess it's his main/only source of income. He says he'll do concepts, blueprints, people, landscapes, maps, game UIs... Just about anything, it looks like.
I mean, he even has that whole stipulation about the copyright thing, just so he can nab an extra 300 if you want to put it in your shop window, or something.

Wherever or not it's actually worth it, or if you can find a better rate on art which looks nicer to you is a whole different issue.

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>>14976474
Then maybe you shouldn't have signed up to work on the pies. Really, if you didn't want to see any of these then why take the job?

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>>14976466
Jesus. I wonder his average $/hr income is on the higher tier and in general..

That said probably. I've learned never to doubt here.

>>14976476
It's probably is much more reasonable after time spent and the 'It took me a lifetime to get this good'-experience premium is factored in. Especially if he does this for a living.

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>>14976466
Oh my fuck

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>>14976490
Yeah, it kinda feels more for professional purposes and shit, for random guys who just want an image of their waifu i don't think it's worth it, unless you find the style appealing.

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>>14976503
I still dare jabberwock guy to commission something from the guy.

I double-dog dare him.

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>>14976515
You're making me think of double wolfus. Double the love bites, double the puppies, double the love. I like it.

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>>14976503

What if someone commissioned him but it winds up being Sith art?

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>>14976532
Then we wipe these monstergirl threads from 4chan forever.

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>>14976532
As long as that only means red lightsabers and excessive angst, should be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976531
What if one of the Wolfus is actually named Double? will it make it better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976531
Double the sharks, double the bites, double the snu snu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976323
THIS IS THE FUTURE YOU CHOSE

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>>14976549
What kind of name is Double? I'm not sure I see the humor in this situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976474
What kind of things?

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>>14976531
I'm not normally into harems or multiple wives, but I think a three-way relationship with two wolfgirls would be great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976566
That's because bigamy is superior to harems.

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>>14976560
Wasn't there a Doppelganger named Double?

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>>14976563
Well it began when I noticed a bush in my yard. I watered it and it raped me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976569
This. Small enough to pay tender, in depth affection to every girl and still two to play off of each other.
Just need to think of how to explain to the kids why they have two mommies.

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>>14976566
Being shared by sisters is pretty damn great too.

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>>14976566
>one of them is actually a weresheep
Oh baby.

>>14976555
Sharks have strange breast physics.

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>>14976577
>This. Small enough to pay tender, in depth affection to every girl and still two to play off of each other.
Pretty much. That's why Monogamy = Bigamy >>>>> Harems

Having multiple girls is nice I guess, but there will never be the same level of affection than there is with one or two at most.

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>>14976583
>Sharks have strange breast physics.
Makes sense, considering they don't have any bones.

They may be fish, but they are the squishiest of fish.

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>>14976577
It's because of that "Mexican Standoff" effect the number three gives.

With two the conflict is too clear and four is a crowd, three is the only number that gives the perfect balance.

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>>14976566

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>>14976577
Would they swap children during breastfeeding, just to strengthen the family bonds?

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>>14976601
Damn, I can't believe that got saved. It's been so long I forgot I even wrote that.

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>>14976604
I think that would depend on the individuals, but it wouldn't be too odd to wolves since I'm pretty sure them and lots of wild canine packs take turns nursing pups.

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>>14976577
>"Mommy? Why do we have two Mommies and a Daddy?"
>"Because dear, your other mother and I were fighting over your father for a long time. You might even call us rivals."
>"But then the full moon happened, we both snuck into his room and things just kind of escalated from there."
>"Bless your father's poor heart, he couldn't turn either of us down after that."
>"It's all all right though. We both love your father very much, and I love your other mother like the sister I never got to have."

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>>14976604
I want the holst to smirk as she feeds her daughter and the newborne familiar only to realize she's smirking at the baby while she breastfeeds the familiar's mom.

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>>14976624
That guy must have an endurance of steel.

[Anonymous No.]

Living armour is a +1 for my warrior harem

[Anonymous No.]

How about a I make a agreement with my human wife that she goes monster after we have a son?

that way the family name gets to live at least one more generation and I get my monster wife.

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>>14976624
>He only has 2 moms

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>>14976655
I've always liked the idea of a kid getting a biologically related monsterimouto from his monstergirl mom.

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>>14976659
I thing hell have a little harder time explaining hor one of them is his sister

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>>14976677
>One of them is his sister
>The other two are sisters
What kind of wild ride did this man go through?

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>>14976620
True. I think with werewolves, that family dynamic can work pretty well and feel natural. It might not be a nuclear family, but it's linked with bonds just as tight as one.

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>>14976647
Why do you think he had two monstergirls gunning for him?

>>14976659
>He
The only monstergirls that can give birth to sons are Echidnas anon, and even then only in headcanon.

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>>14976681
He unknowingly made a contract with a succubus by screwing her when she was disguised as a onahole.

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>>14976690
>and even then only in headcanon.
In the magical land of anyone's headcanon, potentially any monstergirl can give birth to a son, or not at all.

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>>14976659
More than two a shit

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>>14976697
I guess I just always liked the idea of being the youngest son of an Echidna and having a bunch of monstergirl sisters.

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>>14976696

>When she was disguised as a onahole

Man imagine his reaction when she revealed herself while he was using it.

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>>14976714
You're not alone, I think it's a goddamn great fantasy too. Not only because having a yeti, hellhound and slime sister all at the same time would be absolute heaven.

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>>14976718
http://imgur.com/bHO014D

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>>14976466
I could easily afford it, but it's a matter of being smart with my dineros and not blowing $500 on some art

I have 3 commissions coming anyway, one will be butter-t doing a daki cover

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>>14976730
Nice. Will you post a reasonably downsized non-watermarked version?

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>>14976696
>by screwing her when she was disguised as a onahole.

Can I get the succubus to stay as an animated, conscious and speech-capable onahole?

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>>14976747
>speech-capable
I'm trying to envision this but I just can't take it seriously
>pounding away in it
>all these moans and other sounds
>screams as you climax
Please no.

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>>14976760
I just imagine a talking vagina.

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>>14976747
I'd imagine you can't hear her until she can't hold herself back anymore and you suddenly find yourself balls deep in an ahegaoing Succubus.

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>>14976763
Nope
Its 4.47 in the morning, I do not need that mental image

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>>14976730

I have 2 commissions going on. I'm still waiting on one although it has been almost 2 months since it started. He hasn't contacted me much either.

The other person I'm on a wait list for and they have quite a queue going on. I'm not sure when it'll be my turn

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>>14976744
I'll post the full version so long as butter allows, I want to share it with all of you

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>>14976763
This is basically what I'm imagining, yes.
Something like:
http://imgur.com/f1Klow9
Where she still has human/succubus features, but is also essentially just an onahole able to fit in your hand, shaped so she can fill as much of herself with your dick as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a lonely man in MGE
I want to be found by a cute, cuddly girl
I want her to try to save me with her healing fetish
I want to run her through with my greatsword, because I'm not a filthy traitor

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>>14976790
You're the one paying for it, so he should allow you. If he doesn't, that's bullshit of the highest degree.

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>>14976323
Superior cosplay.

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>>14976794
That's a boring name for your dick. And aren't you boasting about it's size too much?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to kiss this cock!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976790
You're a wonderful person

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>>14976794
MGU please, your edginess already got you blasted by KC.

[Anonymous No.]

Where's that unlisted youtube playlist of the Monster Musume show?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976794
Your biological and mofulogical distinctiveness will be added to our own, resistance is futile

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>>14976798
Yeah you're right, I didn't think it would be behind Patreon walls either

It won't be until May sadly, butter's backed up on commissions

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>>14976805
I do what has to be done, anon.

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>>14976812
>We are the yeti
>Lower your weapons and surrender your snuggles.
>Your love will be adapted to service us
>Resistance is futile

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>>14976794
Strike on down and two will take it's place.

God! I don't want to know how a MGE Hydra will work.

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>>14976808
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLaWNUYckT3OPH6k_Ow2FB1CwijLzU3b7p

>private videos

WHYYYYYYYY

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>>14976833
Build-your-own harem

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>>14976833
3 lamia girls conjoined midway down the tail

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>>14976799
Okay, I'll hand it to her. That's pretty good.
Still not great, but leagues better than a dude in a creepy $1000 suit.

[Anonymous No.]

How about a Kakuen that wants to break the social norm of her race and wand to fit in a little more?

I like the idea of a idea of a Business woman kakuen that accidentaly voices her dirty thoughts every now and agian

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>>14976812
>>14976826
Why isn't this a story yet.

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>>14976833

Brilliant! Cleave them in twain! I shall finally be free! What could possibly go wrong?

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>>14976556
What's wrong with it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976833
.less drew one before. Lot of lamias joined at the tail.

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>>14976833
>>14976853

WELL, THAT WORKED OUT WELL.

THANKS, MAMONOMANABAMA.

[Anonymous No.]

Are going to have to change the nickname for Mamono obama when there's a new president?

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>>14976840
This intrigues me. Explain.

>>14976844
I'm not sure I have enough fetish for that.

>>14976853
Instead of getting 2 lamias you now got 2 hydras.

>>14976860
See.

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>>14976852
It's kind of a story if you follow Pally and Yeti's adventures

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>>14976866
Mamano trumbona has a nice ring to it.
I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976866
Nah. Because it destroys the original play on words and the original meme.

Neither of these are right anyway. >>14976860
>>14976866 It's mamanobama.

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>>14976880
No, it's mamanojojobananabama.

God, get it right, you BAKA.

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>>14976850
This has made me wonder if during the morning rush to work the city rooftops are busy with the more agile MG's rooftop jumping.

Kakuens, kunoichi, jinkos and the occasional wolf meeting each other as they get to work

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>>14976904
There would need to be some kind of traffic laws for the flying ones. Like rows of roosts in front of traffic lights if the flying population was large enough.

[Anonymous No.]

The biggest problem I'm having with my writing is walking the line of morally neutral factions. If the MGs are evil, I have an outcome that I'm not interested in writing. If they're good, I have to somehow justify them getting slaughtered by ignorant Order soldiers. Trying to remain consistent is a pain in the ass.

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>>14976914
At least you care about constancy, not even published authors stick to that at times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976914
You know what's pain in the ass? Reading attempts at playing morale or good-evil-neutral game you writers come up with here whatsoever.

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>>14976914
Think of them as people. What are their collective motivations? What does that country strive for? Do they flex their military might and act as liberators? Do they keep neutral position in order to continue lucrative trade between enemy nations? Does the church run the state, and keep the country in a totalitarian state where they control any literature that might appear, and send people that talk about peace with monsters to 'cleansing camps' to silence them? Think about the reasons behind the behavior of the culture, often the people shaped by it aren't even aware of it.

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>>14976914
At least it's something you're considering with your setting, anon.

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>>14976914
Quit thinking about morality and think like actual countries. You do what's in the best interest of your own people, whether that is trade/war/colonization/whatever. Even in the modern day, it's about weighing consequences much more than actual morality. People individually operate on morality. Nations operate on maximum gain. The exceptions being a monarchy or a theocracy where the morality of a single person or a dogma decides those things. Even then, for a successful ruler, that is subsumed by the needs of the state.

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>>14976923
>>14976933
>>14976938
It's like walking on glass with MGs (or the Order). By nature they're powerful enough that one poorly thought out moral decision makes it go 0-100 to either hugbox or grimdark.

Somehow I have to end up in a position where things are arguably somewhat improved by the end, yet have enough reasonable conflict that it justifies the atrocities committed by everyone involved.

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>>14976854
Oh nothing. Aside from the fact that it looks like it's going to murder me and that the proportions are all wrong. Nothing at all.

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>>14976976
I happen to like kigurumi

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>>14977011
You happen to be goddamn insane, then.

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>>14976961
Look at it this way. You have this huge country with a long history. A horde of monsters with near countless numbers is trying to overrun and invade your realm with corrupting magic oozing out of them, infecting humans and creating demon realms naturally. In essence, they're trying to wipe out humanity and any sense of law and order your nation has. The pride of your empire's history, and all humans in your rule, are relying on you to prevent that from happening using whatever methods are necessary.
On the other hand, the monsters believe that the way the humans living is sad and wrong. They want to share their ideology and magic with them, and so they keep trying to punch through the impressive defenses again and again. It'd essentially be like a nation heavily steeped in their religion trying to convert and conquer anything around them. And it may be that life would really improve for those taken into their fold.
They are both in the right, seeing it through their eyes, and yet neither is objectively wrong in their views either. It's just a clashing of national and human pride against VERY foreign ideals. Of course things will get nasty.

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>>14977011
You're a weird fucker anon.
I'm gonna be honest with you. I'd rather fuck the girl in regular cosplay instead of that abomination.

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>>14977011
It's the eyes. Those unmoving, constantly staring, empty eyes. They're staring into my goddamned soul. The longer I look into them the more I feel like it'll actually look back.

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>>14977016
Likely but that's got nothing to do with my liking kigurumi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975769
>Implying slapping monkey ass isn't all they're good for

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>>14977024
I like to know that my waifu has a soul Anon. Or at least something that is in any way similar to a soul. And not just some husk with skin and hair/feathers/whatever the fuck. But I guess that just makes me a normie.

[Anonymous No.]

"Thank you for calling MonCo. Just a moment."

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>>14976118
>all
Kill yourself

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>>14977033
Can I just press 0?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977033
But I never called and even if i did, what was it for?

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>>14976961
First you have to decide what to keep or throw away. Here's the facts for straight canon KC and the standard doubletalk from KC. More than one of these will need serious alteration if you want to paint anything as neutral or an actual fight.

1. The Order is portrayed as a bunch of GIJOE Cobra-tier incompetents that run an oppressive ultra-dogmatic society. Most of the people are ignorant of this and miserable. They are all too happy to leap at the chance of a loving monster wife once they stop screaming and realize they're not going to be eaten for dinner.

2. The monsters are so powerful the only reason they haven't steamrolled the humans is that they are lazy and fight with the tactical discipline of a squirrel, as well as the huge percentage of desertions once they get a husband. At the same time, they have the best individual warriors.

3. The vast changes of lands to demon realms is shown to be a squalid hedonistic fuck fest, but at the same time is portrayed as a far more liberal and successful society than anything the Order has.

4. Despite all the rape and radical changes from monsterization, there are a lot of monster-friendly and cohabitation countries who ignore the slow corruption of their land and people. It's always interesting that Zipangu is mentioned here because it has some of the most terrifying monsters on top of the more compatible ones that get worshiped as goddesses.

5. The big elephant in the room, the I WIN button, the perpetual fuck machine that breaks the laws of its own universe, mamano mana. Nothing can stop it. It spreads like radiation and also multiplies over the earth. No Hero can un-Demon-Realm a Demon Realm.

6. The ultimate purpose, the third race plan. Incubi and monstergirls are the future of that world, a world that has no place for regular monsters or humans. Only when the number of humans who worship the Chief God gets low enough and the Demon Lord has grown powerful enough, can this come to pass. With humans being 92% of the population of KC and the war having already gone on for a thousand years, this seems like it will take a long time yet.

With the odds stacked so heavily for the monsters in everything, there's no real conflict. Everything is only a matter of time. So choose what to keep, what to change and what to toss.

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>>14977033
"I didn't even order this elf on my shelf, how did she get my address?"

[Anonymous No.]

>no Living Armor stalkerfu

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977020
Thanks, this helped.

>>14977043
You're right, I decided awhile back that most of those were getting tossed. There's no potential for any story, it's a fantasy with a forgone conclusion. I'm not a fan of KC's worldbuilding.

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>>14976961
I think the other anon is right about the countries. See them as less a devide between monster and man, but countries. at least, I found that helped me in my writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977033
I'm not gonna give you the chance to backtriangulate my signal! I'm not paranoid you are!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977033
Please marry me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977049
>CLANG
>CLANG
>CLANG
>CLANG
>Everywhere you go, the clanging echoes from behind you
>You've become an expert at ignoring it

[Anonymous No.]

Which girl looks cutest in bunny cosplay, since Easter is around the corner?

If I give a monstergirl an expensive Easter basket will she accept my invitation to brunch?

What if what I really want is a genius Sphinx to elaborately role play with, until we pass out from sheer exhaustion and wake up and hour later to watch Netflix?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977033
"Alright, I'll wait. In the meantime, how's your day been?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977126
>Living armor waifu reshapes her armor when you're not wearing it, so it clads her in a metal bunny suit, complete with cute little tail and bunny ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977126
All of them, but the one who looks the best is the one you love the most.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be tied down and "raped" by a smug harem of desert monstergirls.
Smug Pharaoh, Smug Anubis, Smug Sphinx, Smug Apophis, and extra smug Khepris.
Then I want to cuddle them afterwards and thank them for going along with my weird fantasies while they smile smugly-yet-lovingly at me as I fall asleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976118
Clothed sex incoming.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna find a lonely, single, sleeping wurm and cover her with a blanket and put a pillow under her head

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977145
Wow. That is almost too cute. I would lovingly polish that armor until she was begging me to wear her already.

>>14977152
But where will I ever find a sphinx or ryu willing to dress like a bunny? The first already has ears and the second is a snek!

[Anonymous No.]

I kind of wish the living armor was more /d/. It grows more powerful the more you [spoiler/cum inside it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977180
That's not /d/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977159
Don't forget to read her a bedtime story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977180
That is probably already a thing. You charge it with spirit energy that way, so it makes her stronger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977190
>>14977193
I mean with the tentacles inside and stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977196
Gee I wonder where you want those tentacles to go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977162
Look for ryu in Seattle. It's always raining there.

[Anonymous No.]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate FAT CAT BUTTS?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977197
There doesn't necessarily be that sort of stuff. It could be a sleeve or something similar to the Iron Maiden.

not that I wouldn't be opposed

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977212
>A wearable Iron Maiden
I didn't know how much I wanted this

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977201
Man I wish there was an abundance of Ryu Shrines here. I'd actually go into the city more often.

>>14977209
>Fat Chocolate cat ass
>Felicia style hair and clothing
>Facesitting
Oh lord do I want to be in that position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977212
would be opposed*

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977212
>>14977214
Isn't that a thing in monster girl quest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977215
It can't rain all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977227
Yeah. I could do without the dying part. That was one of the hotter encounters though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977215
Yeah that does sound great, plus Felicia is my favorite Dark Stalkers girl along with Hsien Ko. Also Felicia has a nice body and a likable personality,which help make the already cute cat girl just that much better. Fun fact: Felicia has a bigger bust than even Morrigan.

[Anonymous No.]

Mice are easy to fool!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977235
I think Morrigan and Lilith kickstarted my desire to fuck a pair of perverted Succubus sisters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977201
Ryu-chan, quick! Put on this bunny costume! It's an emergency!

If you don't look 200% cuter immediately you'll miss all the tourists looking for your shrine! oh wow, that actually worked. Damn that's a lot of people. I guess I'll see you around when you aren't so busy? Unless you want to thank me for boosting your popularity!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977248
I too agree with you on that, Morrigan and Lilith definitely played a part in my liking of succubus. Felicia also played a part in me liking cat girls as well.

[Anonymous No.]

Big Fluffy Nekomatas

[Anonymous No.]

I want to respond to a mouse infestation by purchasing tons of expensive aged cheese, and waking up the next morning under a pile of horny mousegirls in soaked panties begging for my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977285
I'd rather use a bunch of hathor's milk based cheese.

Can't hide if they can't get in the holes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977285
nyanon pls, contain yourself

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make a succubus my love slave

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977309
But how does one make a succubus a slave?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977309
>You capture a Succubus and chain her in your basement
>She actually let herself be caught and could break the chain at any time
>You treat her like absolute trash, using her as a set of fuckhole
>Jumping from between anal, oral and vaginal without consideration
>You even cum in her food for good measure
>Somehow she still loves her life as a slave

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977317
I imagine there's a lot of masochistic ones that get off on being collared, chained and made to service your every whim.

[Anonymous No.]

Living Armour translation when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977329
>Armour
When you stop britposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977325
Those are the ones that sell themselves into slavery and manipulate events to get a master they like. It's actually in one of the world guides IIRC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977331
I see you've found my true colour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977285
Dick cheese?

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please make sure that your daughteru doesn't dabble in demons.

Don't want her becoming part demon herself now, do we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977332
>monsters will he happy no matter what while 95% of men spend their lives shovelling shit for the Order

How are they supposed to be different from human women again?

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, how Mofu translated?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977358
Carefully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977358
Sperm receptacle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977362
Lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977353
Because they save men from those miserable lives.
What kind of tragic backstory would it take to make a monstergirl cry and hold you to her chest while promising that she'll protect your smile?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977380
Simple.
super betrayal, Im not talking a happy traitor Steve romp. Im talking every NTR gimmick in the book.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977368
Wonder what would happen if I poured coke in there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977405
>NTR
Whoa there, I was talking more of an "abusive childhood" or an "Outcast of society" kind of tragic backstory.
There's no need to add one of the worst fetishes in history to it, that's way too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977380
To a monster girl you'd just have to tell them you're a 20+ virgin.
Oh and my best friend alp'd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977411
You wanted her to cry, A broken heart is where the true tears are

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977380
Hard working dude that got his shit ruined by human chicks to the point he doesn't care about love anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977245
Like telling them that this many bows is normal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977450
>I am the bone of my bow

[Anonymous No.]

>Be monster girl guide-writer
>Between the Order and the freaks who want to fuck monsters, writing guides makes you a fortune
>The market quickly became oversaturated
>Writers have to go to extreme lengths to get new content
>Fuck that, I'm never going to Wonderland or the Royal Makai
>Settle down on writing a guide on Demons of Chaos monsters
>Starts studying Shoggoths
>Even manage to interview one
>She was absolutely terrifying but it went better than expected
>Now to look at Mindflayers
>They are impossible to find
>A few obscure cults know their whereabout
>They ask me to sacrifice my firstborn son to the Great Old Ones in exchange for the information
>Nope
>Go to a town that was once invaded by Mindflayers
>Everyone is batshit crazy and monsters rule over everything
>Leave before losing my mind or getting raped
>Go to a Hakutaku
>Trading with monsters is a big no but there is no other options left
>Her expression goes from cheerful to worried the moment I ask her about Mindflayers
>She tells me that this is forbidden knowledge and that everyone who carries it, also carries a heavy burden
>Who cares, I can already see the money I'm getting once I sell that guide
>30 minutes later I know far too much, I regret everything
>I'm probably going to go insane or disappear just like anyone who tried to contact Mindflayers
>End up becoming a mindless sex thrall in an underground Mindflayer society

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977460
But Mindflayer is best girl.
In my entirely subjective opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977460
4/5, needs a happy ending with mindflayer daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977494
There is no happy end with abominations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977497
Well, you heard him little one. We'll never be happy. Just stay right there while I walk away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977503
I think they're the only monster girl where thread cannon is better than actual cannon.

[Anonymous No.]

Having fun with wife on Easter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977511
Druella.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977523
Ah that's right her too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977478
I wholeheartedly agree

>>14977494
Mindflayer daughterus are also the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977503
Needs a dramatic zoom.

and Sarah McLachlan

[Anonymous No.]

So how do you do an Elder Thing monster girl?

How horrible would it be for the Order to find out that all life on earth originates from their petri dishes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977299
I'll offer them some if they want it! But only enough that they get soft chests for relaxing in and asses that stretch out their tiny panties.

>>14977301
I'm not him. I just want a pile of soft, moaning micegirls with dem asses and heart pupils to take turns filling themselves up with my cum. I'll buy them thousands of dollars of cheese if that's what it takes. I will find true love in the arms of meece!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977566
>implying we have that much cosmic significance

Howard's laughter emanates from the crypt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977566
>How horrible would it be for the Order to find out that all life on earth originates from their petri dishes?
>Implying they would ever believe you, even if you showed them absolute evidence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977380
Probably someone who is generally doing well in life and has the potential to makes friends and find someone, but honestly believes dating someone would be doing that person a disservice because of how annoying or unlikable they are. They wouldn't even want a monstergirl to waste her time protecting their smile, and not in an edgy way. It'd just be common sense to them. They've quietly given up on love and a good relationship years ago and barely even notice it.

Their smile would be protected harder than any in existence.

[Anonymous No.]

I want travel around and solve monster mysteries!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977566
Creepy Scylla with two sets wings and a greenish skin color, I'm not sure how to represent their top thingy perhaps make it a kind of skirt

KC please

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977607
Anon, what have we told you about your grammar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977503
>"Uwaa! Hiker come back! It's dangerous!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977613
Sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977616
>"There is serial huggers around here!"

[Anonymous No.]

I want to travel the world and solve monster mysteries!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977628
And a big, scary, cold-hearted Ice Dragon as well I bet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977634
The only real mystery is why I don't have a girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977594
But that's what Lovecraft wrote in At the Mountains of Madness I believe. Life is originates from some petri dish cultures they left lying around when they fled their far flung cities back to Antarctica.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977634
It's either going to be a grand adventure of danger and wonder or the most fucked up season of Scooby do imaginable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977645
Nah, the Elder Ones aren't that old in the Lovecraft universe. The only things they made were the shoggoths, something that never goes well, be you a giant eggplant or KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977644
Because your on a internet board instead of going out and meeting someone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977639
I want to be bullied by a big, mean Ice Dragon

I can't wait to see KC designing a new Dragon now that he has improved, if Jabberwock is anything to go by, we're in for a treat

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977665
Really? Thy colonized earth a billion years ago and most wikis I just checked say they're most likely the source of all life on earth. If only by accident

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977664
>the most fucked up season of Scooby doo imaginable

If scooby doo dad monster girls shit just would not get done

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977707
I was thinking they're only ~500-300 million years old, but there's lots of references to what you're saying on the Lovecraft wiki.

Dream Quest of Unknown Kadath was better anyway

[Anonymous No.]

Raven monster girl when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977729
>Dream Quest of Unknown Kadath was better anyway

Fuck yeah. So now we need moon toad and (wo)men of Leng monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977639
She's not cold-hearted!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977747
Too evil for me m80. Just give me a nice, cuddly nightgaunt artist gf and I'll be good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977763
You'll learn to love your moon toad master.
You have no choice. Unless you make friends with some magic teleporting werecats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977775
Can't I just be the king of my own dream kingdom? More autistic people than me got their dreams granted. I promise we won't keep the wurm orgies going for that long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977813
Why would anything good happen to you, me or anyone here.We're all trapped here, forever longing for the impossible, making each second of our lives more painful.I just want to cuddle and mindflayer and forget all the troubles of the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977731
Right here.
I blame her for my love of gloomy girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977841
Literally designed for intercrural.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977841
She's a half-demon, interdimensional alien witch thing.

Qualifies as an MG in my books.
God Bless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977832
Just take opium and dream. It works in my new england epigrams.

>>14977841
There's way too much weird ass porn out there to ever take Raven love seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977841
Do you think she's into thigh and pussy worship?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977870
I'll have to do some research to find out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977870
My sources tell me she's into leg worship, nothing on the pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977515
Neat, always liked the idea of her making outfits out of her gel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977841
>>14977947
I want to see a Lich cosplaying as Raven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977841
>>14977947
I want to see Raven cosplaying as a Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978154
I want to see Lich cosplaying as Living Armor, scared that the new kuudere undead is going to steal her popularity.
>"My feet hurt"
>"This armor is too heavy"
>"I wish I was in my lab making potions"

[Anonymous No.]

>Nuclear worker killed with ID stolen in Europe
Goodnight Europe. Maybe we'll get a Monster Girl or two out of your fallout.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978185
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/03/22/u-s-officials-bash-shitty-belgian-security-forces.html
Europe deserves everything they get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978171
>not floating to avoid foot pain
>not floating the armor with self-sustaining runic matrices
>not having auto-brewing potion systems

Does this lich even lich?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978171
>Maybe with this bulky, over-sized suit of armor Anon with notice me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978154
>>14978163
But what about that annoying alien Wurm girl

[Anonymous No.]

So, when fucking a Living Armor, does the armor stay on or?

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYrVKLBhitE

What is this
I'm worried

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977841
>>14978154
Why are gloomy/goth girls so love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978267
They just are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978258
It looks terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977410
As long as you don't follow with other products like that guy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978258
ShindoL's masterpiece

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973284
This is goddamn awesome, I want one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978258
You're late but I'd still watch it. All the good parts of centaurs without the horse pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978267
Because the contrast of black clothing and white skin is pleasing to the eye, and gloomy girls are built for getting cuddled.
Goth Wight when?

[Anonymous No.]

What a cute town corrupter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978278
You mean you get to give horse girls with broken legs a kind smile and tender headpat before blowing their brains out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978290
She looks like a doofus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977515
>Eyeball is helpless and blinded as is tries in vain to remove the easter egg blocking its view
>Other eyeball bro can only watch in despair as their compatriot struggles to cope with not being able to see

Cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977515
That hair tho. Sexiest hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978290
Do you think a Dark Matter could milk you with the inside of her orb?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978293
I mean there is a fucking ton of potential to harness with this premise, ranging from the glue factory to the stables to how horses are bred.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978285
We need Goth versions of all Monster Girls.

Even with the ones that don't make sense like Goth Titanias.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978308
Goth Titanias totally makes sense. Blessings of the Dark Mother...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978304
Would make sense if they could. I bet they even use the orb tentacles for mundane things like cooking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978313
Saphirette uses them for mundane things, and also to hold up her books, so, yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978305
Why would they do anything with that potential?

You want an anime that is unique and sticks with you? Nah, here's a beach episode and two condensed hours centering around how the girl with the small breasts keeps groping the girl with the big breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978308
Yep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978318
UMI DA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978318
I was referring to what ShindoL or fatal pulse could do with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978323
Yep, you know it's coming. But hey, it can't be helped.

[Anonymous No.]

>reading some Asimov
>dude has sex with a psychic girl
>she's from a world with a hive mind
>her entire world experienced her pleasure
>later the protagonists discuss the ethics of having sex with robots
>they decide it's okay
>later one of them gets their confiscated ship back by sexing up a 46-year-old CC
>says he had to leave her because she'd have fucked him to death otherwise
Guys. Seriously. We need more sci-fi.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you or would you not agree that Ultra Lilim Sisters 3 is the best in the series.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978312
I wish I had a goth Titania-onee-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978340
I don't play galge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978340
That's not a real game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978214
>>14978185
I'm really worried about that actually.
I live in the Netherlands and the Belgians build their reactors at our border, taking the wind direction into account.

This means that a meltdown would mean that the Belgians would barely be affected, but everyone in my country would suffer the full effects.

Those reactors are so badly build it's a mircale they haven't blown up from the lack of maintenance and pre-chernobyl tech being used.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978340
The early 3D games are better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978346
There's still time, run Anon

Maybe if you call yourself a refugee some country will take you in

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978258
Will horsefags have civil war over this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978346
Get out of there, Stalker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978349
They would only take him in if he's brown though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978351
>civil war
Oy vey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978354
He could be Trans-Muslim

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978270
>devoted
>timid yet ferocious
>dangerous venom that backfires with ahegaos when mixed with human saliva
>basically a lamiarachne

Why did we have a problem with these, again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978316
>Saphirette

I can't help but laugh whenever I read this stupid OC name, because it never fails to remind me quite possibly the worst DeviantArt OCs I've ever come across.

http://isapphirus.deviantart.com/art/Sapphirus-Update-Reference-136852950

Does this count as a monstergirl, guys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978364
Because Alp turned them into autistic pasta machines that smell like shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978364
Memes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978366
It isn't stupid faget.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978366
No, but it is an abomination that must be cleansed with fire. Lots and lots of fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978372
Why not? She's got the wings and the horns and the tai and everything.

>>14978374
Oh, it's not that bad. Just take a look at
http://isapphirus.deviantart.com/art/Sapphirus-Reference-2015-531714031

The fucking creator descriptions are gold. I mean, holy shit. This is the endgame of shit OCs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978346
What lovely neighbors

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978364
Because characterized as tomoko-bug and there's nothing sexy about tomoko

That chubby version from pokemon on the other hand...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978400
Do you think they ought to build a wall?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978366
>>14978382
Good god.
What am I even looking at here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978406
I grew up on the border. The county I lived in had a big-ass wall put up years ago. It doesn't do shit, they just go under it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978405
>there's nothing sexy about tomoko
That's where you're wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978364
You forgot clingy, outside of sex they're likely massive cuddle monsters.
>The potent poison and ferocious disposition isn’t all that’s terrifying about the oomukade. They’re obsessively clingy and affectionate towards their prey to point that it borders on paranoia. Once they get a man, they’re never ever willing to be apart from him

They're perfect in every way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978423
She's a female anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978258
It looks like a completely substance-less cute-lesbians-doing-cute-things show.
/a/ and the Japanese are going to eat this up.

I wonder what else is going to be on next season.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976466
Christ. This is the reason why you shouldn't pay an artist for anything, ever. You give them a finger and they take the whole fucking hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978318
That isn't all anime, that's just the generic cute girl anime that will never freshen itself up. This is because they sell like hotcakes even though it's really just the same show with a slight paint job every single time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978431
What if they do to want to get raped?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978435
Next season looks shit.
http://anichart.net/spring
Shounen shit, fujoshit and /u/ bait. Not a monster girl in sight, not even cosplay-tier animal tiers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978337
Sci fi has some serious potential for some great lewds.
Hell, real science also does. If it wasn't for certain pressure groups technology could really improve sex all around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978337
You liking it so far? I found it the weakest of the foundation series

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978448
>Jojo (there's a girl who is essentially a yandere kejourou)
>ConRevo (had monster girls first season, will probably have them in the second)
>BnHA has two GOAT monster girls
>all those potentially good originals
>motherfucking Sakamoto
I have no idea what you're talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978448
>needs javascript
Eh, I'll wait until a thread shows up on /a/ or something. Fuck allowing java.

Spring usually is a bad season, I usually find fall and winter have the best stuff. This season was actually pretty good, but I did my usual fuck up of assuming certain shows would be bad only to find they were pretty good once they'd finished. I'm looking at you, Konosuba.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978448
As an ace attorney fan, I'll check out the anime, and jojo part 4 as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978456
>Not actually a monster girl
>So bad it might as well not exist
>Naruto lite
>Originals have equal potential to suck
>Fujoshit that wants the one joke man crowd

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978453
I've only read up to 2nd Foundation and most people I ask say it goes downhill from there, like Dune after messiah bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>You wake up one morning and your waifu greets you with breakfast in bed
>She made your favorite breakfast for you
>Suddenly remember it's your birthday
>Spend a nice, relaxing day with your waifu
>Go out to dinner at your favorite restaurant
>Get home and watch a movie with her
>When you're getting ready for bed she approaches you awkwardly
>"Anon...I know you have some fetish or desire you've never told me about. Monsters can sense that kind of thing in their husbands, you know. My friends say men usually keep back anything they think is too weird or embarrassing.
>"Well, it's your birthday today and I want to do it for you. All you have to do is tell me what it is. Anything at all. I promise I won't think you're weird."
>You try to dodge it but she keeps pressing
>She insists it's important for intimacy to be free and honest with your desires with her
>Eventually she convinces you to tell her
>So you do. You tell her about THAT fetish. You know the one.

How does she react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978461
>>Not actually a monster girl
I guess I forgot to mention the ghost girl
>>So bad it might as well not exist
ConRevo was a solid show shut the fuck up
>>Naruto lite
<- my counter argument
>>Originals have equal potential to suck
Fair point
>>Fujoshit that wants the one joke man crowd
And now you aren't even trying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978448
Eh, doesn't look any worse than the last few years

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978463
I have pretty vanilla fetishes, don't know why I would keep some secret.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978463
Let's see. Its either some role play with her being a brutal rapist, or reverse NTR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978463
>impregnation & pregnancy fetish
I think I know how this is going to end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978463
Well, it'd probably end up something like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978460
I'm going to watch the shit out of Ace Attorney.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978411
Welcome to Deviantart.
A.K.A the end layer of creative stagnation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978185
Oh my, I hope Niebelfader's okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978487
>>14978460
>Yuki Kaji as Phoenix
>Literally Who as Edgeworth
I'm sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978463
I have multiple THAT fetishes, and two of them involve the abilities of monstergirls like the gargoyle or dark slime taken to their sexual utmost.

She's going to be in for a wild, /d/-tier ride if she really wants to go down that path.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978495
>>Yuki Kaji
God damn that guy gets a lot of work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978495
>Yuki Kaji
Could be worse. It could've been Yoshitsugu Matsuoka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978463
>complicated roleplay scenario where Titania waifu is an evil queen who conquered my nation and took me, the prince, as a hostage who she forces into a political marriage and takes great pleasure in engaging in marital rape with every night

I'm going to feel like a massive dork explaining this all to her but it might actually be fun to do if she's willing. I don't know if a Titania onee-san can pull it off though, she's too nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978463
>Lich waifu
>Have a guilty pleasure for rape doujins
>She ends up acting out all the cheesy lines like "kyaa my hips are moving on their own" and "I'm becoming a slave to dick" in her usual monotone voice
>Her face looks totally unamused but she can't bring herself to reject the fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978461
>>Naruto lite
No, that'd be Twin Star Exorcists.

Or more accurately, Boruto. Which admittedly, isn't getting an anime. Yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978463
Frankly, I already managed to get one girl into watersports.

I don't think it'd be quite so difficult with an MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977523
Wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978463
mild cumflation, as long as it's not Dobson-tier
Just shoot me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978463
None of my "that" fetishes are ones I'd be interested in seeing a loved one act out anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978496
Explain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978463

I like futa on MG.

She will probably react the same way you guys would react. Actually she will probably agree to it thinking we are gonna try something new. And she won't fuck me unless one of us is a futa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978540

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978540
>Futa on MG
So...you alp.
But keep your dick.

Haram of the utmost. Delete your post before you derail the entire thr-
>Page 9
Eh, guess it doesn't really matter all that much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978507
My solution: break the phylactery.

>>14978548
Well she asked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978555
>Page 9
Oh goody! So. She we take this thread to futa hell and get this over with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978566
>page 9
>even close to being finished
How new?

[Anonymous No.]

Gazerfag is so fucking lucky in his requests

I am extremely Jealous

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978463
She'd want to take me to a therapist or something. I can't see her agreeing to strangle me/basically recreate the sex scene from goldeneye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978573
Oh son of a bitch, he even got that artist to do one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978463
But she's undead, she doesn't have blood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978579
Who's the artist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978506
>Titania-onee-chan steps on you
>You make a noise that's a mix of pleasure and pain
>She instantly starts apologizing

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978557
>My solution: break the phylactery.
That could work, only if she was comfortable with that and had a spare one ready for after though.
>>14978573
Less lucky and more incredibly persistent I'd say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978573
It's pretty crazy since apparently, he just asks once and he gets it.

>>14978584
fumio936

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978555
>Haram
not him, but I didn't know haram translated into best of both worlds

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978490
He's fine, that wasn't Britstan. Sadly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978584
fumio.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977033
>MonCo
>CEO is a Manticore who uses a leaf blower and a wheeled chair to get around the offices
>'Nyoooo~ms' around, you're wondering how in the name of fuck anything gets done in the company
>'CAN YOU STOP DOING THAT, PLEASE!?'
>She stops at the cubicle that the guy had just yelled from, going 'Jiiii~' when slowly raising herself and staring at him
>Blows air in his face with the leaf blower and 'Nyooooo~ms' away

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978557
>breaking a liches phylactery doesn't destroy them in KC land
Lich is my waifu, but I find removing her one real weakness is too much. I like the traditional phylactery = a liches life force and source of power angle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978598
>the Britain is a muslim nation meme
Sure, if you go to London, but that place is a dump to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977628
W-who told you that? There's no lonely, m-miserable serial huggers up here, now stay still, I know your hypothermia is setting in, you need my warmth, you need it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978594
>break the phylactery
What can happen however is that she agehaos and stops role playing all together. Not sure if it's bad if you really want to role play.

>>14978595
>>14978601
>fumio936
Thanks!

>>14978607
You can think of it as broken phylactery=mind-broken sex addict. Until you repair the phylactery, she may hump everything that moves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978490
When was the last time he wrote something? Did I miss an update?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978615
>meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978607
Are you sure anon? To my understanding a phylactery was never a source of power, simply a home for the soul. The only way to kill a lich is not to just break their phylactery, but destroy the body. The whole reason You break the body first is simply because a lich won't let you fuck with his phylactery. So it's a matter of order. If you break the phylactery without destroying the body, I can only imagine the soul returns to tbe unbroken body, and nothing really changes except the lich high tails it right quick to build another phylactery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978621
September 6th, 2014.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978622
>59.49% christian
>4.41% muslim
>4.41%
>muslim nation
k

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>>14978619
>You can think of it as broken phylactery=mind-broken sex addict.

This is not my fetish at all. I'll just stick with the unholy combination of KC lich and traditional weaknesses.

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>>14978621
Last was his CYOA about a day in the life of an Order grunt.

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>>14978622
I take it you've never even been to the UK, but still think you know something anyway.
Also this >>14978632

London is still a shithole filled with foreigners, but that's all major cities in the west.

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>>14978636
Ignore that, it's just a pastebin repost of something that's around two years old.

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>>14978626
It depends on the setting, in many things breaking the phylactery fucks the lich over entirely, while in others what you're talking about happens.
Then you get KC's Lich where it just gives them emotions again and you wonder why they had a phylactery in the first place.

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>>14978647
From a forum that hardly a third here had ever visited.

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>>14978650
>you wonder why they had a phylactery in the first place
Because they make their bodies so sensitive in the name of sexual research that they wouldn't be able to deal with every day life otherwise.

Breaking it would probably bring one to her knees and cause her to become soaking wet from pleasure without even touching her.

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>>14978463
Honestly I don't think there's anything I have to tell her. I'm into vanilla and femdom and she's a dom so...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978659
I meant in terms of what the last thing he wrote was. By all means give it a good read; It's a splendid piece of work.

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>>14978647
>>14978659
So I guess no MG material of value is lost when Europe gets nuked then, huh? I'm fine with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978647
So he's a "dead" writefag then.
I hope he'll show up again soon. I actually like the way older writefags show up on occasion, because it means they've had a good amount of time to prepare something. In theory
I think the issue with anyone new to writefagging is that they feel the need to post updates almost weekly, regardless of quality. Then they eventually realize they can't keep this up and get a slower pace going.

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>>14978463
Alp on alp yuri. She says "That's pretty gay. That's gay cubed." but she relents and I bust out the wonderland fruits and we have one night of passion we'll never speak about again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978664
From the top of my head we have some other writefags from the UK, too.
I also get the feeling you're from /pol/

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>>14978665
>I think the issue with anyone new to writefagging is that they feel the need to post updates almost weekly, regardless of quality. Then they eventually realize they can't keep this up and get a slower pace going.
Pretty much

[Anonymous No.]

See this, what do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978667
Gonna be honest. That's gay to the fourth. I wanna try it too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978664
But what about the european anons

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978664
Y'know, pretty much all America comes up with is either Not!Detroit or Not!Miami, soooo...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978675
Laugh at how gross it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978675
Do they have a quilt club?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978675
Ask her to marry me. Or fuck them. Literally.

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>>14978679
Isn't Alp in Europe?

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>>14978691
Destroying most of a continent to stop the turgid tallywacker is a massive step to far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978691
Alp is ebinland, Barb is a frog so really, the thread could easily do without yuroanons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978691
He's a Snow Mongol

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>>14978699
But I like to be here

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978699
What's wrong with Barb? Holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978709
Probably some kind of snowman argument that faggots like bourbon and bollocks use constantly

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978699
Please don't bully Barb.

Also wasn't Monorus a eurofag? I remember one of the other drawfags was at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978720
Monorus is from Deutschland

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978709
This, his faces are so much better these days.
I think that anon is either one of those insane /pol/ guys who want to fuck up anything that isn't the US or is more likely to be a shitposter.

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>>14978665
>I think the issue with anyone new to writefagging is that they feel the need to post updates almost weekly, regardless of quality. Then they eventually realize they can't keep this up and get a slower pace going.

Yeah. I don't even post updates to story I'm working on. I just post it once it's done

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>>14978698
If it gets rid of Alp, it's for the best

We can rebuild, but we first need to make the ultimate sacrifice. The final solution to our Alp problem is here.

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>>14978730
That's really the right way to do things in my opinion. If I'm writing now I'll wait until I have a completed story before posting it. I regret not following this rule when I started out, because it looks much better this way.

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>>14978650
>Then you get KC's Lich where it just gives them emotions again and you wonder why they had a phylactery in the first place.
I assume it still serves the normal purpose of making them respawn if their current body gets "killed". The emotion-sealing is just an added function.

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>>14978573
>you will never suckle and fondle plump Gazer titties
One can only hope that there are super busty CC Gazers out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978724
Not him, but that's news to me. I've always suspected him to be from burgerland.
Also, Loen is South American IIRC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978760
Talking of Loen, he hasn't updated in a while. Did Miia-fag's daki kill him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978780
>Daki kill him
Is this the night of the rising dakis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978780
Loen is busy with college.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978760
>Not him, but that's news to me.
I only know this because I commissioned him one time. He said something to the effect of:
>I'll work on this soon, but it's now 4am(something?) and I have to sleep.
Whereas it was 8 or 9pm here.

>>14978760
Bolivia to be exact, if his profile is accurate.
They have some really neat ruins to look at there, apparently.

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>>14978802
>Dykes
No.

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>>14978785
Someone tell Druella before her paladin daki comes to life.
>>14978787
That explains it. I was enjoying the steady stream of commissions he was going through but commitments are understandable.

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>>14978791
He even drew monstergirl versions of a couple creatures from South American myths/folklore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978802
But Anon, that's an Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978802
>Cosplay tier horse pussy doing cute things
10/10
>Yuri
Welcome to no sales, take a seat next to the Shingeki no Bahamut spinoff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978802
>"Someone get this lesbian away from me"
>"Why am I even racing?"
>"I just want to eat hay and find a nice husband"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978810
>yuri means no sales meme
Actual yuri doesn't sell, it will most likely be pandering. Kiniro Mosaic and Gochiusa sold a ton.

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW just saw ponified versions of Monster Girls
Where is the fallen goddess when you need her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978821
You need a mindflayer to wash a way the unclean. then I need it to forget that exists

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978821
Evil fiends! Where can I find this so that I can.. destroy.. it.. yeah.. Destroy it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978821
Post that shit here and I will lean voodoo to take you the fuck out.
you have been warned

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978812
>Horses eating hay only
Centorea's never been shown eating it because if she does, she'll go full Cockney

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>>14978821
Nigga post it.
Or give the link.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978838
I thought Centorea went full carrots with her diet?

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>>14978834
>>14978844
You guys asked for it. I wash my hands of your self demolition.

http://www.deviantart.com/art/Scandal-Sandworm-Monster-Girl-Pony-548745164

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>>14978821
There's been worse. Like that wock with two dicks and and the Lich/Jiangshi being fucked by tentacles.

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>>14978849
I wonder how a pony Centaur would be done. half a pony on top of a horse body? this is something out of a nightmare.

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>>14978845
You don't get it, Anon. If Centorea were to eat hay instead of carrots she'd be saying weird shit to the other harem girls like

>Tryin' to fuck Master!? You havin' a turkish, you plum!?
>I'm right proper naugh'y I am!
>I went to the University o' Life my girl!
>You're a mug, a straight fuckin' mug!
>Twelve quid for a bushel o' carrots are you havin' a bubble?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978852
Don't give him ideas

>>14978849
...I have no words... because it's really really meh. He followed the shows design so there's that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978802
Get out

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a Living Armor with massive corporeal titties and ass?
http://i.imgur.com/8jvdmHF.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/j7VcrLO.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978802
You know what? I'm very curious. Source?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fuck Vegina in the vagina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978884
What the fuck? is her name really Vegina?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978884
>has giant tits
>tentacles, two of them have mouths
>interesting looking scaly, clawed feet
>never uses any of them
>instead she turns you into a girl and fucks you with a futa dick

[Anonymous No.]

W A I F U

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978897
Having developed a weird craving for carrots the other day, I have to say, Cerea knows her shit.
Carrots are fucking delicious.

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>>14978893
I mean, are you really telling me that with all the stuff she's got going on, they already ran out of ideas past vaginal and had to go with fucking genderswap?

This game was just a massive disappointment all around though.

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>>14978872
>wear the armor
>feel those tig ol' bitties pressing against your chest
>feel dat phat ass grinding your junk

You're supposed to help me fight. This isn't helping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978900
Carrot cake is fucking tasty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978900
>you will never fight with your centaur waifu over the last carrot

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978893
hot

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>>14978907
>Living Armor converts the chest plate into an open boob plate when not equipped
>get a view of that massive cleavage while she wiggles her fat ghost ass
>proceeds to perform perpendicular paizuri on you with her expansive ghostly titpussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14977031
LMAO you want a fictional animated character and call yourself normal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978924
Stop wasting pics with that shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978924
>10 hour old post
>still posted that funky uncanny valley shit
You're allowed to like Kigurumi, but you don't have to be a total faggot about liking it either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14975120
Named my daughter after her

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>>14978934
Haha. Nice joke.

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>>14978934

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>>14978893
>she turns you into a girl and fucks you with a futa dick

That's hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978910
>You tell her she can have it if she emulates fellatio with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978940
No, it isn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978941
>Watching your waifu fellate something that isn't you.

What are you? A cuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978938
>>14978939
My wife is Czech though

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>>14978893
>>14978906
What a waste.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to marry an Ushi-Oni!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978943
I believe he's trying to get (you)'s anon. Also, I wonder why Easter tends to have the most shitposty people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978948
No you're not. They're not real.

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>>14978884
>>14978906
Quick question: Source?

>>14978943
Yes. It is.

>>14978950
I'm on vacation right now which gives me more time to watch this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978947
What sorts of scenes would you have given her?
>>14978956
Okasare Hero (basically Violated Hero 6)

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978956
Fuck off to your hovel futafag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978960
>Okasare Hero
Thanks!

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>>14978945
>Getting jealous of a carrot
You can just sit back, wait until she's finished and let her to the same to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978893
Eugh. Gross.
I mean, just why? Of all the weird shit she could have done, why that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978960
>What sorts of scenes would you have given her?
Given the nature of the game, using those mouths to hold down the guy's arms while she bounces up and down on top of him calling him worthless for having an erection in such a situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978960
Paizuri, facesitting as she gives a footjob followed by a tentacle blowjob, and vaginal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978977

>teaser logic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978989
She already literally has that as a scene

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYrVKLBhitE

This been posted here yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979020
Yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979020
>Not actual centaurs.
Japan having shit taste, as always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979029
Bur centaurs are already awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979036
I'll take horsepussy over lesbians.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979038
This desu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979036
Agreed, I'd love centaurs if they had bidpedal horse bottoms, kinda like a satyros or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978948
>Marry an Ushi-Oni
>Man the wall between Zipangu and the Shadowlands (Their Demon Realm, I guess)
>Every day some Ushi-Oni comes up and starts bellowing about how she's going to make kids with you and how she's even got some Inari to help her learn how to cook 'weird human food'
>You're at least fifty feet up so you figure why not
>Spend the days conversating with her, with the local daimyo, a real old-timer finding it almost humorous that your superiors berate you for falling into the 'springtime of youth'
>One day, you're thrown off the Wall after a revolt, the main perpetrator being a battleworn dagger of a samurai-ko
>Rather than feeling your bones compress on impact and your death, you find yourself landing onto something soft
>That giggles
>Wind up cuddled on the front of the Ushi-Oni
>Try to struggle a little, she tells you that it's not wise to get her dander up with such a large audience
>You're not entirely sure that humans would honor the marriage rituals of Ushi-Oni, being nearly fucked to death against a cavern wall as she keeps exclaiming about 100 babies
>The last time something like that happened was when you got her a kimono fashioned from Jurou-gumo silk
>Your daughterus have taken a liking to climbing onto your back like furry eight-legged backpacks, and you end up as a farmer
>The earth is hard to toil and work, the corrupted soil never really yielding its full bounty
>But such is the price to pay
>For love and family

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978980
To be fair, what kind of "weird shit" could she have done that'd actually be somewhat appealing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979036
>Bur centaurs are already awful.
SHIT TASTE
H
I
T

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978932
Well I'm sorry some of us don't live at home with mom and dad to pay the bills and have to go to work so I wasn't home to reply earlier. And as for your attempted insult, next time try one that makes sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979058
The sun is big, water is wet, and horsepussy is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979058
>>>/out/

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>>14979029
More like great taste, horse pussy ruins Centaurs. They usually have great personalities but get ruined by their unfortunate lower half.

I mean I'd like the girls to have hooves and a bit of leg fur but how they are is already an improvement over how horse girls normally are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979067
Why are people fine with arachnes, mermaids and lamias but hate centaurs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979066
Why would you post that to him? If anything post it to the guy reposting yurishit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979067
Yeah but then they aren't really Centaurus, you have just turned them into a satyros, so in reality you like satyros not centaurs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979063
>One of these is not like the others.

>>14979073
Because they are big hypocrites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979073
Because only one of those requires you to fuck the animal part. Fucking animal parts is a big no-no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979073
Because horses are pretty disgusting animals and you can already commit bestiality with them so there's that stigma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979073
Literal horse pussy. Most depictions of the girls you mentioned have human parts down there.
>>14979075
The personalities are pretty different though. I want a pure and noble girl with a sense of justice, not some drunkard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979080
>He thinks there aren't people already having sex with fish and snakes.
>and spiders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979080
This. Most people don't hate lamias with snake pussies, or arachnes whose pussies happen to be a bit further down than normal, but horses are just ugly, filthy animals, and centaurs simply do not look attractive. Their exotic features have no appeal to them.

It's not a question of fucking something inhuman on a monster girl, it's about fucking something disgusting.

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>>14979073
because they're weenies

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna eat microwaved peeps with a small bunny girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979083
>Most depictions of the girls you mentioned have human parts down there.
Then what about the ones that don't?

[Anonymous No.]

tl;dr lamias a best

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979087

>mfw the story will never be finished with delicious brown horse pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979084
How can you even have sex with any of those properly?

>>14979087
Oh. Thanks for bringing up that they're cucks as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979083
I know I meant in terms of looks, not personalty. Because when you take the horse half away from a centaur you end up with her looking like a satyros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978976
>have yet to play bloodborne but interested in this character
>my long time waifu is a doll
>And her sister to a fucking memelord

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979092
The guy is making stuff up anyway. Zton's centaur doujins were super popular here before he went full retard with giant futa tentacle armor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979098
Lamias are something you'd fuck and brag to your friends about. Centaurs are something you'd take home to meet your family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979098
Tru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979106

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>>14979085
>horses are just filthy animals
>fish, snakes and spiders aren't

>Their exotic features have no appeal to them.
>It's not a question of fucking something inhuman on a monster girl, it's about fucking something disgusting.
Nigga shut the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979102
>Oh. Thanks for bringing up that they're cucks as well.
Hey bud. You're obviously pretty recently from /a/. That EMG meme doesn't fly here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979112
Why is this water moccasin covering up the lower part of her tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979110
Hey easy now, I have been defending centaurs the whole time and now you talk shit about my lamias?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979098
This right here. Classic example of why you shouldn't give a shit what kind of pussy a monstergirl has.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979123
Oh I'm not talking shit. Just my unique subjective opinion friendo. We're all degenerates here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979122
Why don't you ask her, or better yet, remove it for yourself and find out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979123
Why can't we like both cute centaurs and cute lamia's, both are great girl who deserve love and happiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979098
Completely agree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979127
I'm fine with both human and inhuman pussies.
I'm not fine with horse pussies though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979123
Not him, but lamias are A-Ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979122
Snake cloaca in the beast position instead of the human one.

[Anonymous No.]

Centaur-fags are among the most vocal and annoying factions within the MG """""community."""""

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979137
Ah.
Hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979098
This

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>>14979142
shut up ovaries

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979106
>The guy is making stuff up anyway
Now you're the one making stuff up here, horse pussy has always been ridiculed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979135
How about a giant horse cock up your ass, then?

You're gay enough as it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979118
Well she does let all the other girls make a move on him.

>>14979115
In my limited experience, horses just shit everywhere. centaurs can't even wipe their own ass. At least the other animals re cleaner in comparison.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979142
t. Kikimora lover

[Anonymous No.]

>EMG retards raid the thread
>Use up a ton of pictures in the proccess

Sasuga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979150
S E L F
C L E A N I N G
A N U S

[Anonymous No.]

>my Gazer collection beginning to overtake Hellhound in number of pictures
>I don't have the money to commission more Hellhound at the moment

Forgive me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979153
Reminds me of that MonMusu thread faggot that spammed Lala pictures here the other day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979153
It is certainly EMG memes, but I couldn't tell if they were just new and retarded or what. Why would they even bother us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979142
Not as bad as the some of the others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979159
Or the centaur faggot from the debacle >>14979152 is referring to?

I honestly laughed out loud when he announced he was commencing a dump his Lala pics for "those who wanted it" or something along those lines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979098
Correct.
Sneks are love. Sneks are life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979157
I've been tempted to get more Hellhound sometime too, I've been thinking of outfits that would suit her and have quite a few in mind.

[Anonymous No.]

Lets talk beetles
Wacthing them as part of a nature doc would be fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979150
>horses just shit everywhere.
>Implying monkeys don't too

>centaurs can't even wipe their own ass.
Because you know all about what fictional creatures can or can't do, right?

> At least the other animals re cleaner in comparison.
Just because you don't see them shit everywhere doesn't mean that they don't do so.

Trying to compare centaurs to horses is like trying to compare humans with animals. Are you suggesting that you shit everywhere because monkeys do too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979168
There's some guy on /a/ that keeps trying to force them to come here, I wouldn't be surprised if he was trying to make the place look accepting to them so he could push his agenda there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979157
I'm tempted to commission more Kejourou art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979176
I want to watch one of these and an ushi oni wrastle.

[Anonymous No.]

Mammals>Aquatic>Reptiles>Birds>Faries>Demons>Insects>Undead>>>slimes>>>abominations>>>>>>>>>>"Shit nigger what are you doing"s like Jinn-of the Jar, Roper, and Keseran Pasaran

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979185
You can't generalize, every group has shit girls and top tier girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979177
How could they even wipe themselves unless they had a stick or somebody to help? It's not that they crap, it's that they crap so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979185
>Undead so low in the scale.
Now, hold on a moment.

[Anonymous No.]

generic kemonomimi a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979180
Please do. She needs more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979193
Lets not forget that if you fuck pic, you yourself turn into a zombie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979195
Enjoy your shitty cosplay-tier girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979176
My dad grabbed one by its back and it started making a pretty cute sound. I wonder if MGs would do the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979176
Indeed.
Especially if you get lucky enough to catch a small entourage of guards teaching some of the younglings how to hunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979190
>Horses won't hold their shit in so centaurs will obviously take a shit in your living room.
>Monkeys don't wipe their ass, that means I go around with my butt-cheeks covered in last week's diarrhea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979195
Fuck no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979202
Are you implying Undeath is bad?

[Anonymous No.]

There's nothing wrong with liking horsepussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979223
prove it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979222
You pretty much lose all of your senses. Touch, smell, taste. Outlive everyone you ever know. Its quite the curse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979222
It's not for everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979225
It's a blue board. He can't do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979225
I would, but that would get me banned.

[Anonymous No.]

You're all fucking liars if a real life centaur walked up to you wanting to take you away to be a tribe husband for a group of centaur women and you actually said no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979216
That's a dumb comparison and you know it. Centaurs would be cleaner then actual horses, but they're still half horse. There's only so much you can do.

>>14979243
I would say no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979243
>real life centaur
You mean, 3DPD? No thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

Watching monster girl lolis play in the wild!
Manticubs wrestling!
Soldier Beetles sparring!
Kobold's play hunting!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979243
I'd rather meet a nice normal centaur who lives in modern society and go on a lovely date with her. Plus I can do cute romantic things with her and watch as she flustered by the giving her a surprise hug and head pats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979249
>Kobold's
>wild

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979249
>Manticubs wrestling
>One of them with a more advanced sense of smell notices you
>They pin you down, one sitting on your chest, another on your legs and a third one parks her ass on your face
>The leader nervously milks you with her tail pussy to prove how tough she is to the rest of her gang

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979262
There's wild dogs.
Besides, they run mining operations.

>>14979265
>Tailpussies you hand
>"A-are you feeling it?"
>No
>Pouts and switches to a spot on your pelvis.
>"H-how about now?"
>Nope
>"How about now?"
>Mphhmpmpmph

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979273
>they run mining operations.
EMG FAGS OUT OUT OUT

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979176
>Anon is in front of a camera commenting on two beetles behind him locked in battle.
>The beetles have stopped fighting,one has clearly beaten the other. Anon turns his back to the beetles to address the camera
>Unknown to him the Beetles where now starting to approach him from behind,
>While rambling on, he is picked up from behind by one of them and drops his camera on the floor.
>The second one picks up the camera and stares in to lens with confusion as shouts from Anon can be heard in the background

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979246
>Lamias are half snakes. That means that they will take a shit while you have sex with them though the same hole, covering your dick in shit.
>Arachnes are half spiders. That means that they will eat you after they mate with you.
>Mermaids are half fish. That means that you will eventually biologically fuse with her after mating and become nothing but a parasitic ball sack attached to her skin.
Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979073
Well only furfags legitimately consider cloaca to be a thing, you fuck the ladybits and not the spiderbits on an arachne and mermaids are the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979225
http://imgur.com/gVUja85

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979262
They like to feel wild and run around every now and then.
>>14979265
Grab the tail pussy and fuck it vigorously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979279
There's also DnD and WoW.


Are you telling me that you wouldn't want to see little dog girls in mining hats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979273
>Besides, they run mining operations.
You what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979284
So, if you fuck the monster bits on a monster girl you're a furfag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979293
>DnD
>dogs

Ahahahaha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979299
I know, I love my tiny lizard people but KC things otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979295
We've been over this countless times. It's late and I cant remember all the rebuttals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979199

I do have several commission ideas in mind

Like A man almost entirely bound in a Kejourou's hair, with her behind him, licking his ear to drive him crazy

Or A Kejourou presenting to you a lock of her hair, with a ribbon in the middle of it, avoiding eye contact. Somewhat like the collar images Luth did some MGs

I've started a notepad with ideas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979293
>There's also DnD and WoW.
Different kobolds

>Are you telling me that you wouldn't want to see little dog girls in mining hats?
100% yes but besides the point

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979295
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979265
Cumflate the manticub!
Watch her try to act smug with a cumfilled belly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979284
>L-Lamias totally have human bits.
>I-I'm totally not a fur fag for liking monster girl, ok?
>A-Also front pussy in centaurs is stupid.
Front pussy is really dumb, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979305
Not him but snake cloaca was always considered the default over lamiass. You're probably one of the goofballs who think cloaca has something to do with location instead of just being the single hole it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979289
>>14979318
>You power out of their attempt to pin you down and start going to town on the leader's tail
>She starts letting out cries like a dying cat similar to Japanese porn
>When she starts ahegaoing the rest of the gang run away screaming
>The oppai manticub who was sat on your face stays, peaking out from behind a tree while masturbating and tries to suppress her moans as her friend is filled with cum

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979283
Not my fault horses are gross so that even adding tits can't save them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979323
>cloaca has something to do with location instead of just being the single hole it is.
Well that's what I was referring to, yeah. Kinda splitting hairs there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979288
N-Not here, Anon!

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>>14979288

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979330
Not correct at all. Stop being retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979326
Guess the oppai manticub is going to get it next!
I'm going to tease her chest as I fill her up just as big as her friend!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979295
Here's why I hate centaurs.

>Biology doesn't make sense
>Double organs? 2 pussies? 2 hearts?
>Huge as fuck
>Can't sleep in a bed with you
>Babies don't make sense. retarded, helpless human top-halves with fully developed horse legs? When born do they drop like 4 feet to the ground, like real foals?
>Only girl which has actually animal pussy and ass
>Huge cavernous vagina built for the now non-existent male centaurs ("DUDE IT LIKE TOTALLY STRETCHES TO ACCOMMODATE YOU, BRO! XD" doesn't change the fact it wasn't built for human dick. "B-But muh front pussy..." Another retarded gimmick KC made to address these issues."

Good top-haves tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979338
>Not correct at all
Horspusy is horse pussy because its the horse. There would be literally no problem with frontpussy asides from how retarded that would make giving birth. Location is pretty much what matters

[Anonymous No.]

If monster parts don't look appealing, and monster girls shouldn't use them, and fucking them is haram, then why even have them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979346

So we can complain about them

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979343

It's the same guy who throws a fit every time the word "cloaca" is mentioned, his posting style hasn't really changed. I wouldn't even bother, honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979342
http://www.livescience.com/16903-sex-animals-bestiality-penile-cancer.html

Reminder that horse-pussy gives you cancer too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979343
It doesn't work because monsters get called snakes and birds and spiders for the whole thing. A cloaca is a cloaca on a lamia no matter where it's located. And it was called snake cloaca long before anyone drew an animal snake cloaca on one.

So to reiterate, stop being retarded. Call it a tail cloaca if you want, but just stop the other nonsense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979346
>If monster parts don't look appealing
But they do
>and monster girls shouldn't use them
But they should
> and fucking them is haram, then why even have them?
Because its haram. It's natural to find it haram. That's why KC's world swirls with literal degeneracy gass. It's supposed to break down your mind until you don't even care that you're neck deep in horse twat and pleasure is all that matters.

Either way I still stand by the idea tat the monster parts aren't to be fucked, but feared and admired. It's just not the POINT, you're looking in entirely the wrong directions. Take Living armor for instance. It's not supposed to be fucked. you can do it anyway, but it''s not the point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979342
>>Biology doesn't make sense
>A-Animals with multiple organs don't exist! Cows a myth invented by mainstream media!
>Implying being huge is bad.
Are you a little guy.
>Not having a bed big enough for you and your centaur waifu.
>Humans, horses and centaurs are all the same! Centaur babies have the top-half of human babies! I saw a centaur the other day and confirmed this!
>Magic doesn't make sense, guys. That means all waifus with magic powers are shit.
>Centaurs made using mamonomana to fuck humans weren't built for taking human dick! It makes sense because they're the size of a horse, right?

Why are you even here? Go have sex with a human already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979374
Why are you posting? Is english your first language? Are you drunk?

[Anonymous No.]

If something like horse pussy is a deal breaker for you, then maybe you should reconsider your monster girl fetish. They might not be for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979339
>After finishing with the first Manticub you start advancing on the oppai cub
>She attempts to flee but stumbles over a branch and falls face first in the dirt
>Giving her no time to recover you flip her over and violently rip off her top
>Realising that at this point resistance is futile she closes her eyes and whimpers as you thrust your manhood between her oversized
breasts
>They feel heavenly and before long you blow your load, washing away some of the mud covering her face with your cum
>To your surprise she opens her eyes and timidly asks you to fuck her, pulling down her pants and presenting herself to you
>She ahegaos much quicker than her friend, part due to her earlier masturbation and partly due to you teasing her nipples as you pump your seed into her
>The Manticubs may have been hunters but today they became the hunted
Why isn't there an image of an oppai loli manticore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979385
I gotta agree with the other guy that we're being raided or something. Too much EMG-based shitposting and reactionshit the last while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979374
>Are you a little guy.
To you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979385
>What is having taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979386
>sticking your dick in the husband-only hole
Oh, so this was a documentary of the marriage ceremonies of manticores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979398
Having shit taste is still having taste, I'll give you that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979374
>No jokes about nobody ever seeing a centaur giving birth
>They just wander off somewhere for a bit and come back with a centaur foal

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979386
No idea but I'd love one.
I'd pump her full every day and plug her up so she can feel the love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979385
>Not wanting to fuck a literal horse means you shouldn't want to fuck a Oni, Jinko, Flowkelp, Lich, Titania, ETC

Centaur-fags, you're just proving to everyone that you're retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979398
Not something you have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979399
I'd take them if I did something like that.
If you start young then I imagine that you could break them into subs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979374
>A-Animals with multiple organs don't exist! Cows a myth invented by mainstream media!
Legs aren't organs idot

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979410
>Centaurs are literally a horse.
No u

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979410
As long as you're not one of those guys who wants to fuck Jinko's paws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979417
I hope you're baiting, because learning cows have four stomachs is like kindergarten shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979414
I've had similar fantasies about rebellious teenage amazons who go sub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979418
The part that you fuck is literally the same as a horse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979386
>>14979399
>>14979414
This reminds me about that guy a long time ago that wanted to go to a Sabbath 'bake sale' and fuck like 4 Baphomets to exhaustion then take them home as his wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979410
>Centaur = Horse

You're the retard here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14976659
Source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979428
It would be nice, if just for the variety.

I'd want to take the oppai loli manticub and the regular loli one and dress them up in skimpy maid uniforms for a day and have them call me master while filled with my seed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979399
Don't worry, the mother will insist on taking responsibility once she finds out what happens.
>>14979414
I need a Manticore with Zankuro proportions right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979428
>It's just a phase.
Are you trying to make me cry? Are you actually an Amazon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979433
see >>14979429

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979440
>TFW no Manticub stories

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979440
Yeah, that sort of manticore would be lovely.
Be sure to molest her as much as you can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979442
>"You don't understand me mom. This is who I am."
>"I got on my knees and sucked his dick and I LIKED IT."

Gonna give that old milfazon a coronary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979440
Would you give her something to make her the most stacked of shortstacks?

>>14979445
Manticubs are for cumflating till they have to cradle their belly and then teasing while they can't move.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979436
Just saying these are some of the tags before you jump into it, broseph:
dick growth
futanari
impregnation
mind control
multiple penises

http://exhentai.org/g/760630/5eac74fe32/

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979281
Reminder that beetles like sweet things
Anon should of had distraction apples on him

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979469
>Would you give her something to make her the most stacked of shortstacks?
If she was already that sort of body type? Probably not.

Hard to beat those proportions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979500
Haven't read that in a long time.

It's gonna be a long afternoon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979512
I cant do that.
I love apples, so I probably smell like them
The beetles would associate the smell with me and want me even more.
that or expect me to have apples to feed theme every time I'm around, or both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979469
Yeah and I wish there were stories of them over the normal Manticores

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979414
>>14979428

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be princess carried by a big tomboy Hellhound!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979606
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979606
I want to princess carry a little hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979606
I want to carry a princess Hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna play chubby bunny with a cute bunny girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979643
>>14979646
>Princess carry a hellhound
>She gets flustered
>Her tail wags against your crotch

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978675
Contemplate life, realize nothing matters, get down on one knee with two boxes...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979656
>Get a boner
>She starts yelling at you and calling you a hapless pervert

[Anonymous No.]

>Princess carry a Kejourou
>She later princess carries you with her hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979656
Flustered Hellhounds are my favorite

[Anonymous No.]

wolf girls have the biggest hearts and are the best for wrestle sex!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979704
>the best for wrestle sex
But that's Hellhounds and Jinkos.

[Anonymous No.]

>princess carry
Just walk, you lazy bums.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979647
What if she wants to play chubby with loads of your semen? We all know that bunnies are lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978948
>Go out in the woods
>Minding own business? Nah, looking to mess around!
>And so is the Ushi-Oni that just knocked down a tree
>She grabs and drags you to her lair
>Five weeks later you've healed all your broken bones and are now basically a sexual Terminator
>Ungodly endurance, nigh unbreakable, and ferocious as fuck
>She just wants to make you happy by fucking your brains out
>Survive the sexual training from hell, and you get the wife from heaven
>And those nights you get a little kinky and take off her seal
>The mountains shake as you do all the positions
>Finally she gets preggers, and she is fucking MOTHERLY
>She softens up, her breasts grow and fill, and she just glows
>She makes dinner every night, don't ask how she manages with those claws
>After the delivery she turns to you, exhausted from labor
>She just smiles, and you swear nothing else matters
>The next morning, after feeding the baby, she pounces on you
>Five months is a long time to go with a burning libido and only self-control holding it back
>Baby Ushis are sturdy, your young one is safe in her crib while you adjourn to a nearby cave
>You only return when your exertions shake the mountain down


>And when your children come of age, you just shake your head and laugh at the poor sods they bring home
>You don't make threats if they hurt your daughters, no, you offer them pain relief balms for when your daughters hurt them

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979744
That was already the plan though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979746
how would an Ushi-Oni even give birth, live birth seems too difficulty as I imagine their babies are fucking huge or their body shape not being very comfortable coming out of the mother and eggs would seem very out of place for some reason and once again likely fucking huge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979704
>>14979716
>You will never wrestle with a Hellhound while you both get increasingly hornier
>You'll never get a lucky arm lock on her and force her ass into the air, where the heady smell of her arousal smacks into you
>You'll never plow into that boiling hot wan-hole and fuck her as her moans get increasingly more guttural and bestial
>Until she bucks you off of her, jumping onto you with near expert aim and wrapping her legs around you
>You'll never fuck her while slamming her into a wall when she starts milking you for all you're worth
>Falling onto the bed while she starts humping you ragged until you pull her down, lock lips with her and hold her close and never let go while you pump her full of a litter of daughterus

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979746
That's the dream right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979704
Wolf girls are objectively the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979766
There's a reason I used the term 'delivery' specifically - and not much in the way of time frames aside from the five months.

Maybe it was an egg, maybe a live birth, who knows? I don't.

>>14979772
It's certainly one of my dreams. Love beyond measure, never holding back, complete and utter honesty...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979766
Eggs are the simplest solution and don't have to be large at all. Arthropod eggs are super compact. What's scary is she would probably make an eggsack the size of a beanbag chair that would hatch into a hundred perfectly-formed ushi lolis the size of mice.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh did one of you guys do this?

It looks really nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979746
>Not fucking your pregnant waifu to make your daughteru more powerful

This greentext somehow gave me a boner

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979791
WHERE'S THE OTHER EYE DAMNIT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979790
>eggsack with many ushi-lolis

Oooh, I didn't even think of that. Mind if I steal the idea?

>>14979796
Eh, as much as that seems like it would be fun and all, it just seemed to come too close to the idea of dicking the daughteru for my tastes.

Pregnancy is a time for cuddles and snuggles and feeling the baby kicks and looking at the wife's content glow of happiness. Rampaging fuckery can come after while attempting to bring the situation about again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979791
No
At least i don't think so
But my penis thanks whoever for that delicious ZR

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979806
>>14979806
They're full of spiders

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979690
Kejourou hair stronk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979791
That's a really cute ilassa right there, makes me want to cuddle with her and give her head pats. Wonder if she'd blush from the head pats or just ask me to rub her horns along with the cuddles and head pats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979791
The tiddy and thigh game is fierce here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979819

Yet so soft and wonderfully silky to the touch

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979819

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979806
It's just the logical extension. Stuff like most arthropods and reptiles really don't have much of a helpless infant stage. They have to be ready to go body-wise almost right out of the gate. People look at the adult monsters as strange but the babies especially would really show just how radically different they are from humans. The non-mammals and non-birds anyway.

Unfortunately, that comes with a brain downgrade at the youngest stage for things that small. Don't expect the little tykes to start saying mamma and papa until they're at least the size of cats.

And on the other end you have creatures with a true larval stage. Just imagine the grubby little worms a soldier beetle waifu would have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979819
Ass is too fat

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979837
Nah, just bad anatomy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979819
>loen still hasn't said anything about my response to his first sketch i finally got

the wait continues I hope he's ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979837
Exit the premises Ireland, or the shortstack Leprechaun girls get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979829
>Be honorable Zipanguese samurai
>Promised my father on his deathbed to give him a grandson that will carry on his name
>Human women are all cunts who just want to marry me for status and power
>The Kejourou next door keeps seducing me and bringing me gift
>Always have to refuse them
>One day she bring a special gift: a bundle of her hair
>I'm basically forced to accept it
>Have sex with her and take her hand in marriage
>I am sorry father

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979843
nobody cares about that shit unless you're bourbonvaries

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979837
No such thing.

>>14979843
I want to catch a leprechaun and never use my wishes!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to molest a cow.

[Anonymous No.]

Around Elves wash yourselves!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979862
>>14979862
.....I am taking them home and hand washing every one of them until they sparkle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979862
Why elves tend to be nice girls, also where are we it looks very unsanitary and why are they here, someone should help these girls before the get sick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4urOji0m7I8
>Be Zipangu Samurai
>The mist is heavy around your feet, covering the mountain path in a blanket of grey
>A lone Samurai in full armor stands in front of you
>Call out to them, they don't answer
>They draw their katana and charge towards you
>End up fighting with them, dodging and parrying strikes, they're tireless
>Eventually it comes down to a duel of Iado
>Dash past each other
>You expect to hear the sound of innards spilling out onto the ground, instead the armor just clatters
>It was... empty?
>There's a translucent woman in a kimono standing nearby, fidgeting with a flushed face
>She looks away when she tells you that since you defeated her in single combat, her body is yours to use
>Your father wonders why you wear that suit of armor that you encountered in the woods that fateful night
>But the answer would be far more lewd than he'd care to believe

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979861
I want to cuddle a cow and sleep with my head in between her mighty breast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979862
They are too clean to be in such a situation, is this some kind of trap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979862
Only if an Elf Wight gives me a washing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979862
>that water
What, is that Mexico/America?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979870
Why are cows the ultimate cuddlers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979862
Looks like someone is making Elf soup.

Does Elf soup even taste good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979874
Flint, Michigan to be precise

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979874
More like Mexico/Flint

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979819
>Kejourou being able to make her hair into hands
I want a handjob from big strong Kejourou hair hands!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979867
Getting a waifu by defeating her is the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979886

Kejourou hair onaholes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979878
>Elves appear
>Only in southeast Michigan
Can we save them from lead poisoning and ooga boogas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979873
>Jocasta Complex Elf-Wight
>Who lets you nibble her ears before she gives you nursing handjobs
>Who uses you as the occasional dickthrone during dinners with other Wights
>Who doesn't let you kiss her on the lips as a lover until your eighteenth birthday, at which point
>She doesn't let you pull out until she can feel the spark of a new life in her womb

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979876
Because their strong, soft, and cozy as hell. They also have that mighty bust of theirs that perfect for either resting your head on as a pillow or resting in between them so she can them run her hand through your hair. They can also give you their milk while you relax, making falling asleep easier and giving you a free drink so they can cuddle with you as much as they can. Plus, drink their milk while just cuddling you is one of their favorite thing to do, as it's relaxing to both people and a very intimate and romantic thing for them to do with the guy they love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979892
Jocasta Complex Wights are wonderful monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

Lamiae and Canidae are best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979889
eh, not as sexy imo
hair-hands would have a more sensual shape, and probably not feel that different

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979901
Of course they are, together they constitute a third of all monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979908

>Leaning against a Kejourou while she gives you a handjob with a hair-hand, hugging you from behind, kissing your cheek and whispering in your ear how it feels.

Nice.

Maybe she could make smaller hair hands and use those to give you a massage.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you have the willpower to keep yourself pure until you find your waifu?
Are you a man-whore that wants to fuck every kind of monster pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979887
>Be Zipangese Samurai
>Defeat Salamander
>She keeps fawning over you and trying to get you to marry her
>All the human women in your village are laughing at how you're willing to throw away your status and wealth for some gaikokujin whore
>Tell her one day that the only way she can regain her honor is not by having your children but by committing seppuku
>She grins and asks for your tanto
>You oblige her as she kneels down, stabbing at her abdomen
>The tanto melts and turns soft as soon as it impacts with her musculature
>She drops it, telling you to find her more swords to try, and on the tenth you're done with this mockery of your ancestors
>End up at your home, your mother making rice while your father is giving you the death glare
>You'd sworn to him you were going to give him a grandson but instead you have a clingy fire-lizard who ruined ten tantos and is constantly licking your cheek to free it of rice
>Tell him you're going to restore your honor by having a son
>Take the Salamander into your bedroom and slide the door closed
>You end up fucking like rabbits the entire night long, it's amazing how anybody managed to get any sleep
>The room is covered in scorch marks, there's claw gauges out of the tatami, and you're in the corner upside down as your waifu's slapping a flexed bicep with one clawed hand
>Seed dripping out of her snatch in the most undignified way possible
'Yosh! With such a strong husband, this House will become great!'
>Father asks you what the hell happened after you regain your senses
>Salamanders treat everything as combat, even sex. You had the upper hand until she cheated and put herself on her hands and knees, fucking you into the wall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979926
My willpower is strong and my patience big, so if I have to wait and not have sex til I find someone I get along with it will be worth it. Plus, patience is it's own reward and will make sure I'm far less likely to make a mistake or screw it up, for I know I'll find my waifu and it will be worth the wait. I wonder if she's looking for me as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979922
Oh dear yes.
What would be the ideal size and appearance for the hand doing the jobbing, in your opinion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979927
>clingy fire-lizard who ruined ten tantos and is constantly licking your cheek to free it of rice
Lucky man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979927
>Your wife eventually gets pregnant
>Months later, your healthy Salamander daughter is born
>She is just a shameful half-breed in the eyes of your father
>Your Salamander wife wants to defend her daughter's honor by dueling your father
>She easily wins and thus becomes the head of the household
>Your father becomes a cheerful old farmer
>Your daughter loves playing with him

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979945

Bigger than a typical human hand but not too big so maybe 50% larger? Having slightly smaller but multiple hands could be nice also.

Oh and her hair should be tangling yours while this is going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979979
So not as big as >>14979886?
About 50% sounds nice enough, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979987

50% larger, twice as big, using multiple small hair hands, there's a bit of room for experimenting there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979926
I want to say I am but getting raped is a different thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979926
I do, but I'm unconvinced I have enough physical capability to resist/evade monster rape for an extended period of time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979993
Oh, definitely, since she could really shape her hair into whatever she pleases. She'd probably keep changing between them to not let you get used to a single sensation, too.
What would you consider too much though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980011

To the point of wanting her to stop? Well I don't know about that but if she licked one of my ears and teased the other with some of her hair that would probably drive me crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a dad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980035
Oh, I meant how big would be too much.

But that sounds pretty lewd alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980043
Mama Hellhounds breasts look pretty small despite having fed 3 little girls with them at some point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980046

Oh well I'm not sure how big would be too big there. They might have fun starting off with a small hand and adding more to it and making it a big hand as it goes on

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980043
Oh lord, I want to pet the little one's head so much

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to give a vampire my own creation: cheesey-beef with pasta!

there is so much seasoning in it she wont know theirs garlic powder in it until its too late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980049
That mama Hellhound is small in general

She must've been the runt of the litter

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980088
Smallest in body, largest in heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980086
After that anon was dragged into the bedroom never to be heard from again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980086
>cheesey-beef with pasta
If your married to this vampire I think the only real problem she would have is the name you gave the meal.

[Anonymous No.]

Jumping Jiangshis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980086
>>14980108

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980129
>Jiangshi
>Not having blue skin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980086
>Vampire takes a liking to the meal
>To the point she gets a little heated thinking about it.
>Able to turn her on now by saying your cooking cheesy-beef for dinner.
>Her friends are confused by her reaction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980043
Being a dad is hard work

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980140
You been to tell me that my meal would become the vampire equivalent of a weed brownie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980138
They come in all colours. Bet you've never seen a green one either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980140
You mean to tell me that my meal would become the vampire equivalent of a weed brownie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980147
Nothing worth doing is easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980136
Is DR Mcninja actually still going?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980173
It's on its final issue.

[Anonymous No.]

FISHBOOBS
ISHIBOOBS
SHBOOBS
HBOOBS
BOOBS
OOBS
OBS
BS
S

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980180
Its been years since I sat down and read it.
gonna marathon it tomorrow for old times sake

also:
Monstergirls cant catch you if your on fire

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980160
>And so Anon got rich selling his home made cooking, that make vampire's very happy and their husbands even moreso.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980187
>what is ignis
>what is hinezumi
>what is magma golem

Setting yourself on fire just makes some of them even more likely to catch you.
And might be a fun prank to play on others after you get caught and made fire-immune.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980199
>Implying Anons wife wouldn't want to monopolise her husbands food

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980183

[Anonymous No.]

Do her for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980211
She's notso flatfish now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980103
Would be funny if she rips her clothes off hulk hogan style in her lust craze.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980183

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979926
I have the willpower to not be a slut. Whether or not that willpower will help me not get forcibly husbandoed, however, is another matter. And I'm certain once some one wants me bad enough to take me, I wouldn't have the willpower to not return their affection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980212

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979926
Considering my waifu is a manticore, I'm pretty sure my willpower is very high.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you let a Mermaid give you a tailjob?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980147
Doesn't matter if it's hard so long as it's good.

Not an EMG fag, just a pic from my MG folder sub-folder "daughterus."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980212
>>14980229

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980240
That would be extremely painful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980212
HORSE PUSSY

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980248
gross...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980245
You're a big guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980252
For Mero

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980248
>muscled woman parts
>skinnyfat horse parts

How does that even happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980205
Getting caught by a Hinezumi ninja is my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980248
I would.
>>14980260
Reverse T-rex mode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978527
Not much to explain, really. The idea of pleasuable petrification and melting appeals to me. Gargoyles and dark slimes do both of those things, and I'd want to do them both with my monstergirl waifu.
Really, there's not much I wouldn't try outside of the really gross stuff. Scat, gore, that sort of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980265
She skipped all her leg days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980250
Ur mum

>>14980260
Ana mana momana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980244

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980212
>>14980244
>>14980229

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980266
>melting
so you're a vorefag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980269
It's the same fucking centaur-fag earlier in the thread who can't spell Mamono Mana.

Are you that same Cerea faggot from forever ago who got butthurt because they didn't understand how Mamono Mana even worked?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980262
Somewhere out there, is a dojo of Ninja Mice, trained in unarmed combat, the use of martial weapons and the art of pilfering cheese products.

That's the only possible reason why the cheese in my fridge keeps disappearing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980286
>It's the same fucking centaur-fag earlier in the thread who can't spell Mamono Mana.
>He can't tell a fucking joke when he sees one.
Please stop projecting so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980303
wasting another image for a reaction pic
>An EMG image at that

You're not fucking helping yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980286
It's the same guy who was pushing EMG and Centaurs earlier in the thread yes, he even wastes images on that /a/ shit >>14980303

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980281
No, the two aren't the same. You can have them together, I guess, but one doesn't need to be tied to the other either way. Just look at:
http://i.imgur.com/efBkKgO.jpg
It's pleasurable slimegirl melting on contact, which is what I mean.

I don't find the idea of being in a stomach, or a person being inside my, or anyone's stomach all that appealing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979176
You would just see them throwing each other left and right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980308
>He can't tell a laughingmonstergirls.jpg when he sees one.
>He's still projecting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980286
Not that guy, but mamonobama works however it needs to to make life sexier.
Disease? Succubus mana makes them all sexual diseases that don't harm you.
Injury? Dat black magic gives everyone +20 con.
Not totally tickled with how tubby your Tanuki is? Mamonoclorians will reshape her to your tastes.

Not to mention as the sexy version of negative energy, it can be used to cast and empower spells. And fuel your existence better than food and sleep. And create items out of. It even gets out those tough dried-in stains and can still cut a tomato!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980317
>cutting tomatos with mamambowambo

Fucking OP as shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980316
STOP WASTING IMAGES YOU FUCKING FAGGOT.

Nothing in that post was projection BTW

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980323
It's not worth getting riled up over wasted images.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980317
>Mamonoclorians will reshape her to your tastes.
I thought the only one who would be changed would be the man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980327
It is when it's literally 1 person who's doing it only to be spiteful and comes into to these threads to shit them up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980323
>He keeps complaining about people posting monster girls in a monster girl thread.
>He has to reassure himself over his own projecting.
Oh wow, please keep going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980223
HUGE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980316
If you're going to post reaction images at least pick ones from good source material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980341
You don't know what projection is. Also stop wasting pictures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980327
I gotta agree with >>14980334 Just smacks of being an arrogant out-of-towner or a troll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980341
Fuck off already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980341
Monoeyes are one of the better monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980341
Do you even know what projection is? You monmusu thread faggots are fucking obnoxious in that regard.

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone! A great flood is coming! I require two of every species of Monster Girl to board my ark so that all monster girls can survive long after the flood!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980341
Seriously, quit it. You're either a new guy from /a/ or just doing it to be a cunt at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980303
>EMG
>>14980316
>MGQ
>>14980341
>Hitomi

Are you trying to just make it as obvious as possible that you're both the same person AND not from here? Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980353
Don't worry boss, I got you covered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980353
>Requiring two of each
>Not taking extra men
You are a greedy bastard, you know that? You trying to go for world's largest harem of something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980360
The way things are going, he'll have the world's ONLY harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980353
But they are all girls. why would you need two of them and no men?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980353
I can bring some Mice from my cellar, I'll pick the two with the fattest bottoms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980334
>>14980349
If it's one person doing it to force a reaction, I don't think responding is going to help.

That Centaur Worries post was fine, but I think when >>14980286 complained (rather needlessly), it kicked things off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980359
Still need the oddballs like the angelics, the parasites, the contructs, the undead, and the lilim to complete the set.

Except fuck the parasites I guess, the angels will be safe in heaven, you can always build new constructs, and the undead can't drown. So that waifu really is all you need. But how will she deal with being on a ship and not in her comfy dungeon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980353
I'll just drown with my mermaid waifu. Like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8MAHQhKe7Q

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980346
>>14980352
>You don't know what projection is.

>Projection is a form of defense in which unwanted feelings are displaced onto another person, where they then appear as a threat from the external world.
>A common form of projection occurs when an individual, threatened by his own angry feelings, accuses another of harboring hostile thoughts.
i.e. What you're doing right now.

>>14980354
>People are being mean in 4Chan!
>I'm the new guy.

>>14980357
>People in the monster girl post pictures of monster girls.
>He must be from /a/!
Just because you hate /a/ for kicking you out and you hate me doesn't meant that I'm from /a/.
That's what projecting is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980368
That guy wasn't even wrong though. He called it out as the same guy and he was right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980373
>still spamming
Even though you're all faggots, you're the worst one by far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980373
Dude, not even anybody you quoted but it's super painfully obvious you're not from here. Tone it down and just lurk more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980353
That's the most transparent reason for building a harem that I've ever seen. Why didn't I think of it?
>>14980368
Wasn't the first time someone had tried to force /a/ material involving centaurs on the thread today. That shit went on for at least a good hundred posts earlier so I can see why the guy told him to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980373
Take a hike already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980373
Telling you to stop wasting image when you're wasting images isn't projection. Neither is accusing you of being someone who you are (evidently).

Leave. Why are you still hear?

>Wasting ANOTHER fucking image

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980374
He might've been correct about the guy, but he was wrong to call him out. >>14980269 is an innocent enough post by itself. But the reply to that caused all this.

And now it's going to keep on going, I presume, because blowing things out of proportion and needlessly lengthening arguments is this thread's natural state.

>>14980378
>Wasn't the first time someone had tried to force /a/ material involving centaurs on the thread today. That shit went on for at least a good hundred posts earlier so I can see why the guy told him to fuck off.

Yeah, it was irritating. But you could've just not replied and let the post go cold. Instead, you saw a monstergirl manga image, and felt you had to step in.
You have no bad intentions at all, but this still happened because of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980353
If i'm not going then she's not going

[Anonymous No.]

Yup, it's the weekend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980377
>He's still suggesting I'm not from here.
I'm from here.
I've always been here. From the very beginning messing with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980391
indeed

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978258
What's up with that fucking Naruto/Sonic run?

[Anonymous No.]

Its gonna be a long weekend

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980394
You haven't. It's really obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980391
Guess someone has to spend Easter with his family so he decided to get the usual shit in early, usually they have the decency to wait until Sunday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978337
Title?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980398
Spamming is a bannable offence. The solution is but a few clicks away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980398
Good thing I brought coffee and a futon.

[Anonymous No.]

How does one fix the Dark Matter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980412
It needs fixing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980412
With a rusty coat hanger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980412
By doing nothing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980394
>>14980401
>Newfag
>I'm not a newfag
>Yes you are
>No I'm not
>Yes
>No
>Yes
>No

There is literally less than nothing to be gained from this.

>>14980412
Take away her dark matter ball and give her a magic disco ball instead, which makes people dance uncontrollably. Like the Groovitron from one of the newer Ratchet and Clank games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980412
Marry her and settle down somewhere she won't bother anyone with her sex nuke ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980412
Headcanon it from existence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980412
By finding a way to destroy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980398
>Milfy Tanuki in a business suit
>With what's presumably scotch or bourbon in that flask
I'm going to need more towels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980412
With a nuclear weapon from very far away.

[Anonymous No.]

Let's talk about Ninja pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

Sneks make me happy. Real happy.

What makes you happy, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978924
It's more normal than that shit m8.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980428
Okay. Have you seen La Blue Girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980430
Making Anons angry. Real Angry.

What makes you angry, Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980430

Kejourou make me happy. I want to cuddle closely with one. I think that would be very enjoyable

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980430
Cows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980437
You being sad, makes me angry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980430
Canine monstergirls. I want to cram a moon bounce full of kobolds, dog-girls, werewolves, wolfgirls, hellhounds and anubi and dive in to see what happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979265
I'm not exactly a fan of Manticores but that pic is absolutely fucking adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980428
It's simply the best.

>>14980430
Having some one love me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14979606
What's the bone looking thing right over her finger?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980441
W-What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980251
All praise to the Father of Machines

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980448
A bone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980412
I actually have the headcanon that while they are still basically a monsterized elemental, Dark Matters aren't just super condensed spheres of MAMANOBANANAFANA with a horny woman attached to it.

Rather, there are several asiatic themed games and settings where the fifth element is known as the Void. Now, this explanation is basically going to combine elements of that and a Piers Anthony novel from ~1982 area called Ghost.

The Void in of itself isn't the complete lack of something, but rather the presence of everything in the universe. Practitioners of Void magic tend to find themselves lost in the infinite expanses of space and the welcoming darkness of the void around them. Now mind you, a skilled practitioner can basically make anything out of seemingly nothing through transmutation.

That brings me to Dark Matters. As an elemental representative of the Void, they're not just a ball of horny mamanomana with a woman attached, they're a collective ball of super-condensed matter and anti-matter that can create alternate realities within their ball, leading to an infinite potential for weird sex scenery. This also makes them dangerous as hell because they, similar to Lilims, can manipulate reality around them using the 'ghost' nature of their element.

But that's just my opinion and headcanon on the matter and shouldn't reflect how anybody else feels about them. Good or otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980448
Femur bone.
google.com.mx/search?q=femur&safe=off&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiEj9_jtN_LAhVFbSYKHcwKD1wQ_AUIBygB&biw=1366&bih=599

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980459
>>14980454
Ok. She's looks great but I didn't think she could melt off skin from being so hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980450
Happiness makes me happy. Discontent brings me anger. So if you seek to anger me, lose your happiness.

Which will it be? Will you be happy? Or will you enter a vicious cycle of failed attempts at putting me down in an attempt at false happiness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980455
>feeling the need to type out such a long cringy headcanon post
>and your solution is to make them even more powerful and literal antimatter bombs instead
God damn man. Keep it to yourself next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980463
You underestimate just how hot hellhounds are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980430
fluffy tail

I could use some right now
just fluff

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980469
Sorry you feel that way man. But they are essentially living balls of anti-matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980430
Big

Fat

Wock

Tats

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980455
That's a neat idea.
I don't like it all that much. But still, it's neat I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no sleazy tanuki boss who calls you "ol top"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980481
I'm sorry, but the wocks will never compare to the beauty of Cheshires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980430
Kakuens and their big butts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980490

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980430
Milky Honeybee honey, preferably discharged from their breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980471
http://imgur.com/a/MRGeU
Here are some fluffy tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980430
Things that love me and aren't bugs, aside from manti. Oh and things that are about the same size as a person, aside from snek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980497
Not him, but thanks for that.

[Anonymous No.]

new

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980497
you're a saint

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980490
Well that's your opinion, and I respect it even if it's wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980430
Shoggoths and Mindflayers.

SAN loss be damned, I have stared into the abyss, and it is cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980493
>"First Wonderland orgy kid? Don't worry, I'm an expert."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980504
got a link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980504
>shota
Into the trash it goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980507
Typical dragon calling other opinions wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980504
>human ears
Humbug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980481
Why not just Big Fat Dragon Tats in general?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980430
Mice and mice accessories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980515
But he's right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980521
>pokemon gijinkas
Not again /vp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980476
>But they are essentially living balls of anti-matter.
In your headcanon. You made them 2,370 more powerful explosives than if they were actual fusion weapons. We're talking over 13,000 petajoules of energy on command. That even puts the lesser gods in KC's setting to shame. It's over four times the total daily output of the damn sun.

I really don't think you get the scale of what that much antimatter can do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980504
Cat Shrine is the best shrine.

Where else could you see beautiful Cat Girls stretching in the shrine courtyard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980538
I hear if you polish the statue of their god, you can hear it purring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980513
http://exhentai.org/g/917642/740532c222/

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980533
Better for you, nancy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980430
Big lizards with wings that I can fight and cuddle afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980543
Thanks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980515
A dragon should be haughty, it's only natural.

>>14980521
Big fat tats aren't as great if they aren't on the one you love though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980562
Replace haughty with pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980546
That Wyvern is equipped with some serious ballistics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980562
That Wock is clearly mad as a hatter!

I love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980580
Her tentacles are rebelling!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980589
What are they fighting for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980430
Monstergirls that will either seduce me for gentle femdom or the ones that will fuck me through the floor and then cuddle with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>mfw you will never have an ogre forcibly take you for a mid show fucking in the bathroom at a Primus concert.

Is there even a point anymore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980537
>Putting real world physics in fap material
Holy shit you're just like Bob

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980601
>Gentle femdom

The best. The best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980597
She was trying to play it cool in front of a potential mate. They just want some fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980597
To take the haughty Wock they're attached to down a peg. Exposing her for the depraved slut dragon she really is in front of Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980244
>>14980276
>>14980280
Oh i missed it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980605
Nothing wrong with putting more thought into a story.
Hell, it's not even a story. It's just fun maths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980608
Monstergirls who, instead of just raping you using brute force, will trick you into having sex with them.

I can hear their "ara ara" and "ufufufu" from here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980630
Now all we need is for the Anubifag to post his, and the pantheon will be complete.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980605
>not realizing a yoga stress ball sized chunk of antimater anything could blow apart a planet even without the math
kek

Also
>implying Bob does physics with anything, ever
Ahahaha.

I don't know what I expected from a guy that wrote two paragraphs on how he got a totally awesome idea from Piers Anthony. Just let it lie, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980633
Except you're the same kind of killjoy that goes "Hellhounds can't hard boil eggs in their pussies because of science". Anti-matter is the closest thing I equate to when it comes to Dark Matters as a physical manifestation, not necessarily a power level.

I'm not retarded enough to give them the same power level as Jabberwock from Project ARMs who if he created a baseball sized projectile of the stuff could destroy Earth due to the velocity he'd launch it and from the density of the thing

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980634
I want to be locked in a room full of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980649
No thank you ma'am. I've pledged to protect mankind from people like yourself, nothing personal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980642
I wanna get anubis, miia, apophis, Kejourou, cerea, wock, and gazer all in the same picture!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980634
They don't even need to trick me. I'm an admitted slut for 'ara ara~' girls. I'd be her cock call, coming over and pampering her whenever she wants before spending the night filling her up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980648
Dude. Your donut steel is silly. You're just going to get made fun of more if you keep defending it. Antimatter elemental is the same amount of cheese as putting the word shadow in front of something to make it sound scarier and darker. In fact I'm pretty sure that was an actual creature in the old book of epic bullshit. You know, the one with black hole dragons and nuetron golems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980648
Nah, I love the idea of hellhounds cooking bacon, eggs, and even steak on their bare abs, breasts and genitalia.

I'm just saying, don't put someone down by equating them to the thread's bogeyman because they like to put thought into something.

And besides, antimatter doesn't look like some spooky black substance. In fact, it encompasses a broad range of various particles much like our own matter.
I think the reason you're associating anti-matter with the dark matter is because they both have an exotic air about them, and the similar names make you associate with them.
Do some studying into it, and you'll see that any general sort of anti-matter is a really bad fit to compare to a dark matter girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980661
That's a lotta waifu, what should they be doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980661
We have a Cereafag now? Since when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980668
>He doesn't like Neutron Golems
Realistically the only thing Void really is, is basically shadows. But shadow magic is dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980653
>>14980664
Do you guys want to end as some ara ara's boytoy?

Sluts, all of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980675
Isn't dark matter just stuff that we can't see or define with our modern technology and anti-matter stuff that is more or less inverted normal matter?

I don't know shit about this stuff, but am I close to how it is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980693
Look at this guy on his high horse. I bet he likes centaurs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980675
I only said that because said bogeyman has a knack for shooting down any idea without putting any real argument up (which you did), so I apologize. I love you bro, no Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980693
Not just an Ara Ara, a kind and gentle one.

With HUUUUGE tiddies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980697
Ara ara centaurs?

>>14980702
I bet you would also do anything she says, slut

[Anonymous No.]

Goddamnit guys, I can't get the whole Wight ryona thing from yesterday out of my head, even though it's one of those fetishes I normally don't understand at all.

I'd totally beat up a Wight or a Lich if they got off to it now. What has this thread done to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980706

>ara ara centaurs

Do those even exist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980683
I know the Cereafag. He's a nice guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980710
Why wouldn't they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980706
>I bet you would also do anything she says

Why wouldn't I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980709
>ryona
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980710
They're called 'dairy breeds', anon, and they are glorious.
I don't care if it's EMG, an ara ara~ horse that acts motherly with huge, constantly milky tits makes me diamonds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980683
a few times ago when mon musu thread thought they where gonna get kicked off

He came on here, and then just kinda stuck around

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980719
Because sometimes you will look more like her servant than her... whatever you two are. But I bet you don't care as long as she lets you getting some of that body, don't you?

[Anonymous No.]

HELLHOUNDS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980734
Make wonderful wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980680
That's a good question

book club meeting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980729
But am I really her servant if I do it willingly and enjoy it? I don't have to go over everytime she calls me and bend to her whims, and she doesn't have to repay me by milking my cock dry all night, but I do and she does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980741
That sounds a bit mundane, yet very fitting to have all these fantastical waifus doing something normal.

What books would they all have? No, the Jabberwock can't have "Through the Looking Glass", that's too egotistical to be allowed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980747
A Clockwork Orange. Full of rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980742
>But am I really her servant if I do it willingly and enjoy it?
Vampire husbands say they are not incompatible

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980747
This anon
https://my.mixtape.moe/cqhcnl.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980694
You're pretty much there.

Now, the thing is, we're pretty good at observing the universe.
Observational cosmologists have studied long and hard, to the point where we're able to confirm the phenomenon of spacial expansion. We even have a pretty good idea as to how much mass exists in the universe.

The thing is, given what we know about how much matter we can detect that should exist in the universe, the actual amount is much higher. In fact, I'm mostly certain that only 1/7th or 1/6th of the universe is made up of matter we can detect or observe.

Additionally, given what we know about the metric expansion of space, the rate at which space is actually expanding is much, much higher.

Essentially, we're blaming Dark Matter for this. Though we can't actually directly observe it, we can see the effects it has on the universe around us. You know how you can detect a black hole by the way it bends light from a light source behind it, like a star, to create a lending effect? Same deal. We're able to observe it's gravitational influences, and its influences on the universe at a larger scale. Like how it expands, and such.

There are theories about what dark matter is, but because it seems to be completely transparent, not just to light, but all other kinds of radiation too, it's hard to prove. I think the popular theory currently is that a lot of dark matter is most likely composed of theoretical particles that contain a lot of mass, but only interact with the universe around them through the weak nuclear force, or something like that.
Then you have theories that propose that "Dark Matter" is actually just mass in other dimensions exerting gravity that can influence our dimensions, or that it's even just down to irregularities in quantum topological fields. But I dont know much about that last one.

Hope you learned something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980601
>>14980608
>Gentle femdom

Glorious taste.

>>14980693
No, a slut is one who goes cavorting about with no regard for consequence. What we, and more importantly I, seek, is a loving relationship essentially consisting of being the amazing monster's teddy bear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980430
Cuddles from the woman who loves me the most

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980712
I'm glad all of our waifufags are nice guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980724
What if there was an MGE Nightmare/Unicorn with a Holsts milk abilities?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980789
I feel like i'm the only Junefag. Does that mean I'm a nice guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980795
No. You're mean and you smell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980789
I'm not nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980797
Thats not nice, anon. I didn't do anything to you! I just want to help poor dindu snek heal

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980795
You suck for wanting a bully snake. She'd probably love you though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980710
Centorea's mom is pretty ara ara. Would bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980795
While I'm not waifufagging for her, I agree. She did nothing wrong. Thank you for carrying her for us. I hope you can make her happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980801
You offended my nose with your smell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980795
>June
Bitch doesn't even have any art yet.
On a related note, I remember that eons ago .less was going to draw that Jack puppetry scene.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980810
>No cutewock puppet show for loli monstergirls
Why do you have to make me sad like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980810
I can imagine her beauty in my mind!

>>14980808
Well fuckedy fuck you then.

>>14980805
She has a squeeze anon. Don't make a cuck out of him.

>>14980804
Well you suck for having a (insert waifu here) waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980819
She makes a cuck out of her legal husband all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980789
That's not true

one of them called me stupidbreath once ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980821
>implying EMG maletaurs don't deserve cucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980825
Who's your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980821
>Giving a fuck about non-human males

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980830
Dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980828
>>14980833
Look, I'm not saying that they're utter and completely incorrigible Mongorian tearing down shitty walls, but I still don't sit well with cuckolding a male centaur from his wife. Or being used as a teaser so he rams that flared red rocket into her horsepussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980839
Well, I don't think that's a waifu for a stupidbreath.
In fact, I think that's a smartbreath waifu right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980845
Would it sit better if a human challenged said male centaur in one on one battle for the wife in question? Because I'd take that chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980857
Yes, honestly. If you're a giant snow mongol looking fucker and some human topples you, you don't deserve your harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980845
The females are starting to abandon their males for humans anyway according to the manga. If you don't want to feel bad about it just wait a few years there won't be more males around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980722
>No
Don't you want to try bruising that perfect pale skin? Abuse the charm points like her thighs instead of touching them lovingly? So jarringly debase and humiliate someone who's so prim in public? While she knows it's giving her sexual gratification which makes it even more degrading?

I can feel the warp overtaking me

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980864
Okay, since the initiator gets to choose the terms of the battle, if the human challenges to the centaur to a "stand on one leg" contest, would that mean he wins fair and square? I mean, the centaur did accept the challenge.

Its times like these that wit helps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980869
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980869
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980878
>>14980867
Yes, fine. Whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980869
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980885
I'm not trying to come off as attacking. Just wanting to start some true, honest discussion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980869
>I can feel the warp overtaking me
Is it a good pain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980869
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980869
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980789
I'm just here to spread a bit of Kejourou love around. I actually mostly lurk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980891
Nah man you're like totally making me uncomfortable

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980942
Kejourou are pretty nice girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980942
Kejourou are good. Not in my top 10. But still really good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980976
Number five, here. Right behind Scylla, Mindflayer, Kraken, and Tentacle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980976
Same. I see the appeal but I like other girls more.

>>14980994
I'm seeing a pattern here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980942
Your loen picture came out super nice

I wish there was a way for all the waifufags to have a good way to talk and make more pictures like miia, wock, and gazerfag do

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980994
Kejourou werewolf when?
https://imgur.com/5R9QkXP

A Kagerou Kejourou. A Kajourou?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980994
1/5

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980994
Guess Anon has a type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980998
You're just imagining things. Tender, gentle, wiggly things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981000
>Those forests under her arms
>That bush bikini
Gonna need to do some clearcutting before I do anything with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981011
Is there something you'll like to tell us? Are you a tentacle slut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980999
I've heard the Miia, Wock and Gazer guy all use some way to talk to to each other.

IRC, maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981017
Just wait until the full moon passes, and she'll be as smooth and clear as milk.

Until then, you can use her condition to tease her and stimulate her in any number of novel ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981000
This pic turns me on so much. I like bush but this is overkill, yet it still does something to my ochinchin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981023
Gazerfag seems like he's more socially active while Wockfag and Miiafag have more money

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981023
Ya, we do, it's really nice for the group pictures

https://files.catbox.moe/9v4gil.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14971325
I wonder if their vaginas look like jaws given they eat from there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981023
>I've heard the Miia, Wock and Gazer guy all use some way to talk to to each other.
>IRC, maybe?
Yup, that's correct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981035
But I don't want to tease her! I just want a big, strong wolfgirl to wrap her limbs around me, hugging me tightly and nuzzling my face as she smashes my pelvis like a jackhammer. Is that so much to ask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981052
I was in a drawfag stream when Gazerfag appeared near its end, and I got the implication that he actively plays vidya with some drawfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981051
I know what you mean. It is meant to be a partial transformation, but it manages to be aesthetic all the same. Like its accentuating her body.
It could be fun to trace your fingers along the outlines of her fur, and brush through it all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981067
I would play a drawfag one on one to win some artwork desu. But none probably play League of Legends

[Anonymous No.]

What monstergirl is the most trustworthy?
I'd go with mermaids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981081
I'd hope not, shame on you for your bad taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981023
Yeah pretty much IRC for the most part.
Though if you see me around anywhere don't hesitate to talk to me.
http://i.imgur.com/9kZLYb1.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14980960
>>14980976
>>14980994

That's cool to hear.

>>14980999

I was happy with how that picture turned out too.

I haven't really talked to any of the other waifufags though

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981095
Its okay. I don't play anymore. It got boring. But its the only semi-popular game I used to play. Now all I do is go to work, write, and go running. I lead an exciting life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981064
Depends. Will you hug her back as tight as you can? Will you nuzzle her in return, from neck to nose, peppering her with kisses as you jackhammer back?
Will you pinch and press against the senstive base of her tail with one hand while rubbing her back or cradling her head with the other?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981097
Can Gazers cure ear infections?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14973390
>lez

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981105
Evidently not

[Anonymous No.]

>>14978605
That sounds amazingly cute. Can I make BRRRRT noises when she comes near my desk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981055
I like the beach one too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981093
Don't trust monstergirls, anon. They only want to do lewd stuff with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981126
Not true. Name five species that just want to do lewd things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981124
I do too

that one was purely wockfag though, with him just asking for a little input for what we wanted

it came out really really nice

And a cropped Miia in it has been my phone backround for awhile now

https://files.catbox.moe/tmzuzw.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981126
Well, what a coincidence. I want to do even lewder stuff to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981126
But anon, it's not like she's gonna lay eggs in my small intestine or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981093
Dolphin girls. They are always helping people.

[Anonymous No.]

We need a Triple Entente to Wock, Gazer, and Miafags Triple Alliance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981093
>Mermaids
>Trustworthy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981144
Prehensile
vaginas

[Anonymous No.]

Any writefags here willing to discuss what they're working on? I'd like to get some hype for whats coming out soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981167
I'm about to have a poo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981167
>whats coming out soon.
Well, that disqualifies my ideas. Well, I barely got 3k words into either of the ones I started.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981182
A Great and Mighty one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981186
Well, what are they about?

>>14981182
So you're about to start typing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981167
I remember someone suggesting something about a tomboy Hellhound older sister and a book-smart anubis older sister. I wonder if anyone took that up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981167
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PnauET6TwYI

[Anonymous No.]

>new thread already

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981167
http://imgur.com/5tz8wgw

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981167
Something with a dark slime.

I've had a yeti and anubis story on the back burner for months, but I hit a snag with that. I'll work through it. Maybe totally rewrite it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981209
You can tell me. I won't poach your idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981202
Man I really like this, thanks for posting it Anon. But how does is answer the question?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981167
Nothing, because all my ideas feel like shit and I lack the drive. But nobody cares so meh :p

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981200
You mean that guy that kept asking for someone to pick it up for three threads in a row? Why would somebody suddenly decide to do that? Just makes me want to not do it.

[Murchez No.]

I want to remake my story about a Akaname Janitor although I never did get very far along in that one.

I have a few other ideas although I'm not sure how good they would be.

One idea I had was what would happen if a Kejourou's husband was kidnapped for whatever reason and her rather desperate journey to rescue him.

Anything other ideas aren't really fleshed out enough. Like a flowkelp meeting some suicidal guy who tosses himself into a lake only to wind up splashing on or near a Flow kelp.

That's all I really have for right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981223
But we need more stories to spawn more discussion. Just write something, you pavement ape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981194
One is about a man and his slave chasing adventure by trailing a twenty year old exploration trail left by the father of a major landowner, who wishes to learn the ultimate fate of the man, while being chased by assassins after his head and the slave back to the man that threw her out.

The second is about the son of the lord of a forest locked city founded by hunters and the wild wolf women they caught to bear their children, and his son's effort to prove his worth by catching and taming the fiercest of the wild women in his age.

Due to the different scales of the stories, I'd like to finish the second one first, but I haven't worked on it in two months besides some extra editing and proof-reading.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981223
Either a lot of writefags have the same drive or you're the one from a few threads ago. Are you the one that had people rate it your last story which I can't remember the name of?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981237
Sounds interesting. I will keep an eye out in the future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981167
manticore smut. Been a while since I've done smut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981251

>Manticore
Awwwwwwww yeah. Any chance I could get an ETA?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981205
Last time this happened some grumpy mod deleted both the new and the current thread, not sure why people keeps doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981261
eh, dunno. A few days? A week? Something like that. I'm mostly done.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no anon, you're waifu just ate a large Wendy's chili.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981223
>meh :p
>:p
We probably couldn't stand your faggotry anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981268
What's wrong with that? I've never had any adverse affects after eating those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981228
More healing stories would be nice, also hair pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

Alright, lads, I'm gonna run this idea by you.

So my MC is getting taken to this spoopy castle thing to be held prisoner. Think he's going to be held in a dungeon? Wrong.

He's actually going to be held in a Mimics' world

Do you think it would be plausible for a guy to be pulled into and out of a Mimics chest? Or does that sound stupid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981268
>Flatfish

She's going to be a fat fish at this rate.

[Anonymous No.]

If we go by the olden ways, just keep the new one in reserve until this one falls off the board, then we hop on over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981280
So he's getting lost in her boobs dimension?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981287
Nah man, her pocket dimension. But I'm trying to figure out how someone would communicate with her if she was in her own little world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981272
Gastrointestinal issues.
Last time I ate one I shat blood

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981280
Is a mimics world Vanilla Ice's stand or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981280
Should work fine if you treat it like a genie's lamp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981147
Anon you can't just will waifufags into existence

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981280
I kind of want a reverse princess kidnaping story, a band of Amazon dark knights kidnap a guy, but instead of treating him as a prisioner he's treated as we would treat a princess, he gets locked in an elegant room in a tower and treated as royalty, then a Valkyrie comes to rescue him and shenanigans happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981277
>Healing stories
Yes. Those are always nice.

>>14981228
Which is why I would love it if you fleshed out your flowkelp idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981292
Well shit, you might want to get that checked out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981297
I'm sure there are three more waifufags here. We already know there is a June one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981286
No, we wait until this dies and make a real new thread. Leave the premature threadculator to wallow in his shame and retardition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981268
Meat is good fertilizer, her roots will make use of the nutrients therein.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981297
Waifufag here

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981302
Anon stop before it is too late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981311
Who art thine waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981297

I'm almost always here.

http://i.imgur.com/61JJzqj.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981280
>Do you think it would be plausible for a guy to be pulled into and out of a Mimics chest? Or does that sound stupid?

A mimic's world is a reality separate from our own. Our rules don't apply. Space and consistency doesn't apply.

If you want to get something out of a mimic's chest, wherever it's a person or an object, you need to mount an expedition, and you need to be prepared. You need someone with experience, who's managed to enter the mimic's world already, and knows its rules.

Essentially, just imagine a sexy version of this:
http://www.scp-wiki.net/transcript-epsilon-12-1555

I know its's SCP, but hey, it gets the tone right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981231
Insulting somebody typically isn't the best idea when you want something from them friend. You have plenty of writers already, both good and bad, providing you with OC so why do you care about some nameless John?

>>14981239
Ugh... haven't written a legitimate story in quite a while, friend. It'll have been a full year in September.

>>14981270
That's nice :p

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981316
http://i.imgur.com/KhEjLfR.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981329
Well damn dude. What was your last story then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981331
I have no clue who that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981329

>pavement ape
>insulting

Its a term of endearment. Why do you care that I'm trying to boost someones esteem enough to write something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981329
Ebin

Fuck off cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981340
Pale skin, red eyes, biting a man and taking his blood?

Hint: It's not a Wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981353
A lamia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981353
I realize she's a vampire, I thought she was a character from something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981353
I bet it's a ghoul. Or an albino mosquito girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981331
I love how she's stroking his back while feeding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981353
A human girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981277
>>14981300

Hmm OK. Maybe I'll see how I can make that happen then and get something going soon.

The Idea for that kejourou story would be notably darker from my other stuff but I've never written anything like that so I'm not sure about the end result.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981356
>Or an albino mosquito girl
Please do not mention her, she's my waifu's rival and they're always competing to see who's husbando is better.

>>14981363
She was once.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to impregnate a hellhound and raise kids with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981377
I hate to say, but the hellhound will probably impregnate you first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981377
That's a good idea Anon, I agree with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981381
With what? Demons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981381
Hellhounds aren't mermaids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981385
>>14981387
>replying

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981393
>replying to the replies

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981387
Water hounds!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981387
Yeah, hellhounds are cute, soft, submissive, cuddlesluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981381
I'm not sure if it's possible for even a hellhound to be that dominant, anon.

[snibako No.]

>>14972377
>>14972383
>>14973378
I'm glad you guys like! And I see what you mean, thank you. I'll do it better next time, good lookin' out anon.

Also new sketch poll so y'know, pls vote pls.
http://strawpoll.me/7196056

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981398
Wat

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981399
The most dominant hellhound would find a way to impregnate the most subservient guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981393
>I was merely pretending

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981403
Cmon people, the smug faggotcat is the clear best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981411
I don't think people want it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981342
Well my mistake then? You should've just called me shitbird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981381
Brings back bad memories about when I found out that the male:pregnancy tag on e-hentai wasn't just a typo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981404
Have you even been in these threads for the past month, there aren't any aggressive intimidating monstergirls anymore. Just mothers a typical waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981398
I want a Hellhound like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981417
Shitbird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981422
Find a tall kobold and paint her black.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981433
Thats blackface anon and highly racist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981167
>discuss what they're working on?
Jubjubs.

>coming out soon.
Oh, then don't get your hopes up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981440
Just trying to get a general consensus of what content we will be getting in the near(ish) future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981403
Hey, can we request stuff to add to the poll? People mentioned a few threads or so ago a chubby beach bum Satyros, it seems like the kinda thing you'd draw well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981439
Just give her red contacts and call it cosplay. It's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981422
You're in luck, threadcannon has overridden their natural demeanor. They're all like that now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981443
I feel you. I sort of want to get something out for my one-year writefag anniversary (April 6th according to pastebin) but I don't know. I've been having a lot of trouble creating mental images of my ideas lately and don't want to put out something sub-par. We'll see though, I went back and read an old story of mine last night and got a little tiny bit more motivated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981465
I personally have the complete opposite problem. I have so many ideas, but I am bound to continue my little series I started as my first story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981461
The day someone draws art of a hellhound in a maid dress is probably the day I decide I've spent long enough in these threads.

To this day, I have no fucking clue why people here, in a monstergirl thread, like the maid fetish at all. It's the polar opposite of what monstergirls are designed around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981476
Maids are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981476
Not him, but fucking a girl in a maid dress is pretty manly and shows domination. Some people like to be the dominate one. I like to imagine me and my waifu (June) fighting over who is the dominate one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981420
>>14981461
Stop pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981472
Yes, I remember when I had that problem. I still sort of do, it's just the images have vanished so my idea list is just rotting away on a word document. It's a little unnerving in all honesty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981490
What's your writing process, if I may ask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981491
Just ignore him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981486
So are cute human anime girls, but this thread isn't for them to take the spotlight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981511
>not wanting to get raped by an ushi-oni in a maid outfit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981488
It's gone far beyond that.
Jinkos and minotaurs have already fallen into the maid trap, to the point where more people talk about them as maids now than they do in their standard roles.

It just makes me feel disappointed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981381
I want to take my heck-pups to the park after work, with my wife.

I want my heck-pups to gnaw on my big, tough dad hand while teething.

I want my heck-pups to curl up on my chest, asleep, after I rented them a movie for the weekend and they fell asleep.

I want to take them on their first camping trip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981526
>minotaurs
What, when? Fuck it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981526
Oh well yeah, that shit is dumb. But the whole maid look thing is pretty hot in my humble opinion.

Someone wrote this story about a kikimora facesitting this guy and it was GOAT. I love when subs try to take control.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981491
>Stop pointing out the occurring trend, if we ignore it it might stop!
This thread may be good at resisting a lot of /d/ fetishes but watering down MGs has ripped through this thread worse than the dom/sub shitposting we used to have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981526
Hey, I'm sure that if you keep complaining in every thread something will change. I remember this conversation, weren't you writing something too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981493
It goes (went) a little like this
>Have an idea, usually involving a monstergirl and some smut
>Develop plot and characters around said smut in my head over a few days/weeks
>Maybe write down some basic ideas if it's complex enough
>Greentext/write out a rough draft of a scene or two
>Read through and edit several times
>Repeat previous two steps for al following scenes
>???
>Profit

I still think about the story I've been procrastinating for the past few months pretty much every day, I just can't get off my ass enough to actually write it because the flow of words and details just isn't what it used to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981542
I do agree with you actually, but I don't want a shitstorm, that's all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981542
You're getting a bit spammy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981526
>>14981542
None of these things has or is happening. Stop trying to create boogeymen out of thin air faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981476
This must be a cleverly disguised request, get on it drawfags!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981532
>I want to take them on their first camping trip.
What happens when they start hunting down all the little woodland MGs and keeping them as prisoners?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981545
Well, try this. It might help take out the roadblock of what you're suffering. Mixing it up helps a bit, you know?

Write idea
Write exposition idea
Write trigger point which causes the main story to be told
Write the main body of plot
Write climax
Write falling action
Write resolution

Now mind you, each of those don't need to be super long. Just general ideas for each one. Example

Jake is a human
He goes to a restaurant to meet someone
Jake catches the eye of a greedy manticore(trigger)
The manticore tries to lure jake away from friends
manticore corners jake in a bathroom and brutally tail-rapes him (climax)
Jake cries in the stall
Buddies find jake in a stall in fetal position crying(falling action)
Manticore brags to her friends about a good day (resolution)

Try something like that. Might help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981562
You can always stop replying friend. It is a no-images, page 10 thread after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981575
I appreciate the advice anon, I will try something like this soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981543
No, I don't have any plans for writing.

>>14981564
I am sorry, but that watering down thing seems accurate to me. I'm not saying it's a bad thing, but it's definitely happening. Not just in this thread either, I think. It looks like it's kind of happening in general, as far as monstergirl media goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981585
Mhm, just trying to get that writefag stuff keep getting pumped out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981581
I'm just pointing that out, that's all.

[Anonymous No.]

Mods, execute the thread, kudasai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981575
I will take this, it might be of use.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981587
Nope, I'm not seeing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981602
Good. Its what I do, so take it with a grain of salt. I'm no Penywise, but its just my personal preference. I know some guys who can just sit down and raw-dog a story and it be amazing. Different strokes for different folks I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981596
Nah fuck you anon, mgt should be forced to wallow in the hellhole that is a page ten thread. And the OP of the new thread should be executed for his crimes against jaypee!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981334
Something that involved Manticores. Not trying to be obtuse, just don't feel like baiting out more responses outside of saying it wasn't published on here. So it's really not relevant to anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981637
Its not shilling, not that guy, but I need all stories of manticores. They're like my thing. Link the story please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981617
Then I very much doubt you're looking, my friend. Your dismissive tone and blunt insult in >>14981564 is a dead giveaway.

I won't bother arguing it with you, at any rate. After all, arguing with someone head-on to change their point of view from black to white rarely ever works. There's probably not much to gain from discussing it with you.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys check out this greentext i've been working on for a couple hours now. I think its just about done!

>Have ushi-oni/Hellhound childhood friend
>Doesn't rape you
>Have the sex and take each other's first times
>have daughetus

What do you guys think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981654
Pottery.

[Anonymous No.]

The Living Armors profile is actually pretty cool desu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981650
>>>/r/iamverysmart

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>>14981403
>Miia with a comfy lead so far
Wow, didn't expect that from here. I'll be checking for the winner in a little while, maybe towards the beginning of the next thread.

>>14981447
I'm sorry, not at the moment since the list grew quite bit. I do plan on doing some request raffles soon tho, mostly via tumblr, so please keep an eye out for those.

Other than that I do like drawing inspiration from cute/sexy greentexts/short stories, so that's a good way to get stuff added to the list as well. hint hint nudge nudge

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981654
needs more cuddling and hand holding

if you choose ushi, can you change it so that when her seal comes off, she doesn't turn into a rape machine, but that she just sparkles instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981665
You sure showed him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981654
Try crystal meth next time, it helps trust me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981654
>Doesn't rape you
What's the point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981667
Quick question, what is your impression of the Living Armor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981665
That's pretty much what I'm talking about. You're just flinging insults. What do you expect will happen? What's there to gain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981545
>>14981575
Interesting to see other people's writing process, mine goes like this:
Think of a very vague plot, e.g: 4 men get baited into Wonderland
Write down detailed character profiles, usually a page each
Write down a detailed plot, about a sentence for every scene
Review that detailed plot many times to improve and shorten it
Actually start working on the story

I always skip that last step

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981673
Actually i was thinking that taking off her seal would make her extremely sensitive and submissive. Or would that be too much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981667
>miia is winning

d-doushio

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981700
If anything, you aren't going far enough. It should shrink her in size as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981698
I too make character profiles, but that wasn't the focus of my post. I've always felt like a good story is a character interacting with the world around him, not a character going out and just completely changing the world. I don't know if that makes sense.

After I finish the chapter on my story, I'm going to write a court story where I put a strawpoll and let the thread decide whether the defendant is guilty or not, and then after two weeks, I'm going to take the verdict everyone votes on and write that ending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981710
>>14981700
Honestly her spider parts are a little grotesque

can you just make her human mostly but keep the skin and the horns?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981710
Actually, when she takes it off she should just turn into a kikimora. Yeah. That sounds great.

[Anonymous No.]

Is Touch Fluffy Tails a good site, or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>other thread still hasn't been deleted yet
I guess we have to use that one once this thread dies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981804
As is the circle of life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981788
That bait looks delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981788
MOSHI-MOSHI, BEITO DESU!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981825
I'm honest to god not baiting. I was just genuinely curious. Lots of authors on there that I haven't read yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981837
You are baiting, or you have been here like three days. If it's the second then please lurk more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981837
On the off-chance that you're actually not baiting, you're better-off just checking yourself. You're never going to get a satisfactory answer here. At best, you'll have two or three people trying to convince you one way or another, and a bunch of people screaming BAIT (because it usually is). Worst-case scenario, you waste an hour or two of your life. You're on /jp/, I'm pretty sure you've got life to throw away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981837
There's shit and some not shit. Why aren't you deciding for yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981860
>>14981848

I'm going to take the signs as a big neon "STAY AWAY" sign. Thank you anons. Someone I know just linked it to me on cancerbook, and I was wary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981788
It's very convinient when it comes to compiling the various artists' drawings. It's simple, quick and easy.
Works are sorted by artist rather than by monstergirl, I'm not sure if there's an option for that (but I doubt it), but it's much better than the system the MGE wiki uses.
I have no idea about the writing part of it. Some good writefags post, there, some who also post here. I imagine there's a few good writers who just post on the site too, but I can't really say if Sturgeon's Law applies there or not.

Just don't read Sukiru Ikeda's stuff if you're looking for quality content. If you're looking to laugh at horrible writing until you vomit, then go right ahead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981877
>having a real life person you know link you to TFT
This is the funniest shit I've seen all thread. Even then I'm still getting some seconhand cringe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981825
>>14981836

>He didn't bother to learn about a topic from the thread, that the thread won't allow to be discussed.

Truly plebait tier cuckposting.

>>14981877
You could always, you know, take two minutes to browse the site and make a decision like an independent adult, rather than let anons make your choices for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981877
>>14981884
This is about the most objective review you're going to find. It's certainly good for keeping track of artists' various repositories. I can't stress enough to take this guy's advice on Sukiru Ikeda. I've read a tremendous amount of erotica and he still holds a special place in my heart. He wrote the only story I never finished reading. It's not a matter of opinion. The guy is an atrocious writer on virtually every level.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981884
>>14981900
It's nice to see that there are a few decent anons.

>>14981877
I still think it's silly that you'd ask rather than just look.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981892
Allow me to rephrase the question. I was thinking about putting some of my stories up on that site, just to get more exposure or whatnot. What I do not want to do, is put my stories on that site and be guilty by association with that site. You follow me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981923
You will most certainly be here, despite the couple whiners who feel TFT is unfairly maligned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14981923
>>14981929

There are a few anons that are generally welcomed here but also post on that site, like Quicksilver, Thunderbrother, etc. I think you should be okay.

Ironically, to condemn you for posting on that site, someone would have to bother going there and browsing it.