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1497078 No.1497078 [Reply] [Original]

Hey /jp/, I was just wondering...how long do you plan on living like this? When do you plan on waking up?

I always thought that by the time I turned 21 I would knock this shit off and get some friends and try to experience the real side of life, but 23 has come and gone and here I am. When is enough enough?

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1497413

Argh! Goddamn mods killed my Ram Nagayama thread! FUCK!

>> No.1497100

50

>> No.1497115

>When do you plan on waking up?
I am already awake. I wouldn't be posting this if I was sleeping.

>> No.1497128

What do you mean by "living like this"?

>> No.1497129

>>1497115
I believe it was a metaphor.

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1497536

/v/irgin here,
I've stopped playing a lot of the vidya because of I need to focus on academics. Find something to strive for..or fear, it'll light a fire under your ass. If I dont get better grades I wont be able to find a job.
Also I'm extremely jealous of my employed roomates.

>> No.1497149

Never.
I'll most likely die alone without ever accomplishing anything worthy of note. It's odd, but this doesn't bother me as much as it used to. Time heals all wounds, I guess.

>> No.1497146

Why the fuck are you asking us when you want to become a normalfag? Decide that on your own.

>> No.1497147

ITT faggot who believes you have to live a certain way, and doesn't realize life is defined by those living it.

I plan on living like this forever.

>> No.1497150

Dunno, just turned 23 myself and I've fapped to Wanko all day.

>> No.1497153

>>1497129
I believe that was Shirou.

>> No.1497156

>>1497128

Yeah, good question.

How are you doing OP? What is it you're doing that you consider unnatural?

>> No.1497160

I honestly have no idea.

>> No.1497171

I fucking hate these questions.

>> No.1497172

I just turned 24 and am sort of having a midlife crisis.

It's hard to wake up one day and realize you never did any of the things 99.9% of society does on a yearly basis. It hurts.

>> No.1497196

>>1497172

Try to do something dramatic. Set goals for yourself. Shit, I don't know.

I didn't get my act together till I started the process of enlisting in the Navy. It forced me to interact with people, be more active, be more confident....

Join the Army, bro.

>> No.1497211

>>1497196
Joining the army seems like it would just create many new problems

>> No.1497221

>>1497196

What, I'm not good enough for the Navy? I'm not cool enough to eat turkey dinners on a fucking boat?

>> No.1497218

>>1497211
Like getting shot.

And eating bad food.

And working out.

>> No.1497226

>>1497196
That's a retarded opinion.

>> No.1497233

Don't join the army, it's bullshit.

Go to school, get a job, build yourself a future beyond killing someone, and then being killed when a bomb sends sharpnel into your guts.

>> No.1497241

>>1497221
>on a fucking boat?
The problem is that when the slightest prolem rises, that boat becomes a really "Nice" one

>> No.1497237

>>1497172
You haven't taken a dump for over a year? Of course that would hurt!

>> No.1497246

>>1497233
>sharpnel into your guts

I dunno, having DJ Sharpnel eviscerate you would be pretty cool.

>> No.1497254

Well, I do plan on eventually contributing to society; it would be a waste of my talents if I simply do nothing. You only live once, after all. Might as well make the most of it.

But I never plan on giving up my weeaboo ways. I'm aiming to live to at least 90 or 100 years old. By then, I hope to have seen about 10,000 anime and played over... hell if I know how many video games I would have played by then. Anyways, life is pretty enjoyable, so I'm taking care of myself now so I'll be able to live and see the moe moe robot maids.

Also, we all seem to be close to the same age. I'm 24, but seriously, we're still youngfags; we have all the time in the world to get stuff done.

Come back and worry about this stuff when you're in your mid-30's.

>> No.1497261

>>1497233
The word's "shrapnel", and that only happens when it happens.

>> No.1497262

air force > *

>> No.1497265

>>1497254
>we have all the time in the world
That's what people say when they don't plan on getting anything done until the last minute.

>> No.1497278

>>1497218
>And working out.
I'm pretty sure this isn't a bad thing, but rather a solution to many of your present problems.

>> No.1497284

I woke up on September 30th. It's been not even a month and my life has improved immensely.
To answer the inevitable "Why are you still here? Enjoy your ronery." I'm here when I have a few minutes to kill in between life events and no better way to spend it since I don't watch television and the radio doesn't require my eyes.

>> No.1497287

>>1497078
But you know that when the truth is told
That you can get what you want
Or you can just get old
You're gonna kick off before you even get halfway through
When will you realize...Vienna waits for you

>> No.1497305

>>1497233

Fuck you, guy. You have no fucking idea what it's like here, and you never will.

>>1497211

You're right to be skeptical -just because something is difficult or bleak or trying doesn't necessarily make it true.
However, if you REALLY WANT to push yourself out of your otaku confort-zone/ennui, then joining the armed forces would certainly accomplish this.

>> No.1497313

Never

>> No.1497317

Why cry about bad weather? Enjoy it!
Each moment is a treasure, enjoy it!
We are travelers on life’s highway, enjoy the trip
Each lovely twist and byway is bum and dip

If there’s a complication, enjoy it!
You’ve got imagination, employ it!
And you’ll see roses in the snow,
Joie de vivre will make them grow,
Voila, that’s life, enjoy it!

Ta-e-da-di-da-ya-da, Enjoy it!
Ta-e-da-di-da-ye-da, Enjoy it!

Hurricane comes your way, enjoy the breeze

>> No.1497321

>>1497265

When is the last minute, though? Does such a thing really exist? There's people in their 30's or 40's trying to build a career, or are going back to school to "better" themselves.

I don't think the late 20's would count as the "last minute" to get stuff done. Or even the early 30's really.

>> No.1497330

>>1497321
When you realize the doors of potential are closing, and you're too far away to reach them now.

>> No.1497340

I plan on killing myself next year

>> No.1497345

>>1497330
Best hope you enjoy the room you're in then.

>> No.1497346

I'm happy with my life right now; I'm married and I'm pursuing a college degree. I don't have a whole lot of friends otherwise, but I don't think I need a lot of them to be happy anyway. I don't know where I'll be exactly in two years but at least I can feel like I'm working towards something.

>> No.1497348

.>>1497330

Potential? *burp~~~!*

Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.

>> No.1497351

>>1497348
Yeah, but some of us enjoy denial.

>> No.1497353

>>1497321
Why wait though? Why not now?

>> No.1497357

>>1497351

I'm just joking, man. I'm just as much a humanist as the next guy. I guess.

>> No.1497365

>>1497357
Well you do have a point, though. Everyone's the same, to a certain degree.

>> No.1497375

>>1497346
Are you the guy that doesn't have sex with his waifu?

>> No.1497389

>>1497375

Yes ;_;

I still love her, more than anything in the world.

>> No.1497396

>>1497353
Indeed.

Well, I think everyone is entitled to fuck up/dick around for at least a few years in their hopefully long lives. I'm nearing the end of my NEETdom, but I have no regrets about it.

>> No.1497400

>>1497389

What happened, bro?

>> No.1497404

hey OP, how about you stop being a fucking loser letting /jp/ define your life. This doesn't even have to do with intelligence. People like you are just idiots who aren't aware of anything. sage for peon bullshit

>> No.1497412

>>1497348
You're a faggot.

>> No.1497417

>>1497400

I'm too nervous to make the first move.

>> No.1497431

>>1497412

No, I love women. I have all their albums.

>> No.1497447

>>1497389
Wait a minute. You're married, and still haven't had sex with her? How did that even happen?

>> No.1497453

>>1497417
Please Anon, go fuck your waifu's brains out. Do it for me, and all the other virgins of /jp/.

Then give her a nice big slap on the ass while you're plowing her from behind. Consider it an act of honor in the name of all your /jp/ brethren.

>> No.1497465

>>1497417

Awww...that's so sweet! You strike me as being an honorable gentleman (and I'm not being sarcastic, either).

I was so terrified teh first time I had The Sex. Luckily, my partner was an experienced Mongolian prostitute, and she was patient and understanding.

Sex still scares me, tho.

>> No.1497469

>>1497417
Do her from behind. She'll like that you're taking charge.

>> No.1497477

>>1497447
In the olden days, having sex before marriage got you stoned.

In the 'people gather and throw rocks at your immobile body until you die' sense.

>> No.1497497

>>1497413
that was a funny thread. you were pwning those elitist fags over an over. i gave you one of the BRO fists in it.

>> No.1497501

>>1497477
So he came traveling through time to tell us about it? Either way, he's presumably been married to her for more than long enough to have sex.

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