Monster Girl Thread

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Cutest little cocksocks edition

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Princess carry the Lilim!

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>>14939197

>marrying an alp

That'll teach 'em to not refuse polygamy.

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>>14939220
Well hello!

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Mice can be mature too!

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>this is what monstergirls get into serious competition for

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>>14939229
>shutterstock
At least put some effort into it, Anon.

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Reminder that there is nothing wrong with fucking your Monster Girl Sister!

If you don't, they'll get pouty!

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>>14939231
>tail
Even during red tide, she can't resist.

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>>14939231
>fucking your sister
You teach the brat her place by fucking your waifu so hard everyone in the house can hear.

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>>14939237
>You teach the brat her place by fucking your waifu so hard everyone in the house can hear.
But she is your waifu!

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>>14939237
>brat
>not having an onee-san
>not making her your waifu
Wait, is the waifu in this case your onee-san?

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>>14939228
This is an image of a mouse clinging to the back of a dullahan like one of those headless photo props.

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>>14939229
>not skellyington hunter master race

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>>14939242
This makes way too much sense.

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If anyone has any ideas, please give them to me. Here's the current list of the characters I've got going for the Dragoon story.

http://pastebin.com/MqYubPDN

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>>14939239
>>14939241
>fucking your imouto or onee-san
Shamefur display.

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>>14939231
I want to fuck my lonely manticore imouto. Adult imouto of course, they're underrated.

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>>14939246
>Not fucking your waifu
Filled with disgust.

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>>14939220
Ah, Nancy the fairy.
http://i.imgur.com/s9jZaoV.jpg

Can it really fit inside her though?

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>>14939246
Onee-sans were made for raping their little brothers though

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>>14939249
>your waifu is your sibling
A colon full of mermaid eggs for you.

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>>14939248
But do you know how many jumbo hot dogs she's put in that tailpussy anon? Do you?
And do you know what she's done with them when she's done?
Haven't you wondered why she always saved you a special dog on the grill?

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>>14939248
She looks so lonely. And look at that tailpussy, the inner petals so stiff and rigid looking. She's probably never used it.

What a nerd

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>>14939250
The demi-fiend's dilemma.

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>>14939229
14 minutes left, Anon.

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>>14939260
Eh. might as well do it before I forget.

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>>14939254
>You will never eat out your imouto's unused tail pussy
It hurts.

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>Draw a girl with accessories
>Call it a monstergirl

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>>14939245
Pwetty pwease?

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>>14939265
>You will never tie a string of cans to your toddler imouto's tailpussy and watch her run around the yard in utter childish bliss

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>>14939229
I'd say that the larger MGs would, indeed, love having a partner that wouldn't feel too small in their hands/arms... but not at the cost of good health. Let your health go wrong and Wight will make right. She'll just kill you on the spot if it's that bad. Might as well give you a new body! Also please delete soon

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>>14939261
Thank you kindly. An amusing topic that I wish you'd have described in the post itself, but... Hindsight is 20/20

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>>14939270
Maybe if you stop farming and show up for a fucking teamfight. We're 40 minutes in, holy shit.

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>>14939274
It's not like MAMONO MANA can't fix it anyways.

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Touch the crazy cow! Don't mind the chainsaw.

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>>14939273
>not attaching it by pushing it in
I'm almost surprised it didn't go there. Good man.

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>>14939276
What?

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>>14939278
Of all characters SHE is the one that's based on the cow. Cute, certainly... but why? So small.

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>>14939280
That's a genderbent Nasus from LoL.

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Reminder that monoeyes are ugly and deserve to be bashed.

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>>14939280
He's probably referring to Susan.

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>>14939285
Nigga all draphs are funsize.

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>>14939246
>Not wanting your onee-san to teach you about women
>Not wanting to end being her husbando
You disgust me.

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>>14939288
She's an Anubis to me. Don't know what a Nasus is.

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>>14939293
>draph
Do elaborate.

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>>14939277
I TOTALLY FORGOT!
No. Really. I don't hate the concept.
This isn't sarcasm. I just... forgot about it.

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>>14939294
That girl has some big egg sacs.

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>>14939298
Elaborate on what?

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>>14939294
>fucking your siblings
>not going out into the world
On that note, what's the best girl to take on an exploration?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGslhDb_NOo

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>>14939308
What exactly is a draph...?

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>>14939289
Please delete within the 21 minutes remaining. Try again later. It's too early for this stuff man.

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>>14939276
>People still don't realise Nasus is a mid game beast
>People don't realise her late game sucks more than a succubus
No wonder she has a bad reputation.

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>>14939310
>Not going out into the world with your nee-san

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>>14939320
Gay.

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>>14939278
Chainsaws work hard. Don't neglect your chainsaw. Take your chainsaw to the sauna with you. It'll turn into an MG itself otherwise.

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>>14939318
None of my friends play him, but I'll try to pass this tip on. Should make things all the more exciting. Besides, we now have more incentive to go for S-rank.

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>>14939296
>Don't know what a Nasus is
An Anubis.

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>>14939312
Shortstack cowgirls and bara cowmen from Granblue Fantasy.

It's got a whole fuckton of monster girls, but they're just divided into two types (with one or two exceptions); elunes (pic related) and draphs (pictured before).

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>>14939328
Then what is even the point?

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>>14939331
The point of what?

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>>14939278
A cow driven crazy, you say...?

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>>14939335
It's an Anubis, what's the point of pointing out that it's something that's an Anubis?

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>>14939321
No you.

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>>14939329
Socie! So that's what they're named, interesting. I have some etymology to look up then.

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>>14939339
It's a very specific Anubis and said pointing out made reference to those specifics. If you post r34 of a character most people will assume you know enough about the character to catch such references. It happens quite a lot. Not that guy btw.

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>all these images getting burned up right away
Oh bother.

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>>14939350
Well all I saw was an Anubis, I have no idea about any of this other nonsense and I fully intend to forget about it over the weekend.

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>>14939351
Stop being a weenie, images are always quicker at the start of a thread.

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>>14939235
>red tide
Imagine her being so skilled with her tail that she can change her tampon without having to get up, provided the box is in reach of course.

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>>14939353
I'll remind you. I'll never let you forget, Anon.
What were we talking about?

>>14939357
I don't like where this is going.

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>>14939367
You were going to give me ideas for my story? I'd like one more character for each team?

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>>14939367
Nowhere else, really. The only other place you could carry that is the unique way she could push/pull aside whatever was in the way if she was trying to invite you inside when she's in the mood. It'd be pretty sexy, seeing her invite you with such a deceptively simple motion, no?

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Would you let a rich monster girl buy you for a very large sum of money?

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>>14939391
Buy me for what?

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>>14939391

No

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>>14939391
But if she buys me, doesn't she get her money back by default?

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>>14939391
But this isn't beauty, truth or love.

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>>14939391
Who's selling me? My parents? Why don't they love me anymore? What did I do wrong? Why is this happening? Can you tell me why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?

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>>14939391
What monster girl is it?

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>>14939403
Hush now, no more words, only cunnilingus.

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>>14939393
You don't need to know

>>14939396
You'd keep all of your assets, but everything else, including your freedom, would be hers

>>14939408
Tanuki, Dragon, Vampire, Wight, Pharaoh, etc.. Pretty much any monster girl who cares about money and/or wealth

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>>14939391
What sort of hideously rich monster would have any interest in me?

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>Succuvirus will never crack tackle your system with a hug after your Wifu-Network comes back online, demanding to know why you went offline

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>>14939419
>You'd keep all your assets
But if she owns me, I can't bloody use them now can I?
How about I just sell all I own, give the money to the homeless shelter and let her own me for free?
>>14939426
>ARE YOU HAVING AN AFFAIR?
>It's Windows 10, isn't it?
>She's listening to us right now, is that it?
>You can't talk freely?

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>>14939391
Yes. And I'd sneak into her lich adviser's room to ask for investment advice so I can safely invest the money I get so I don't have to rely on the waifu to buy me entertainment.

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what does the average monster girl slayer look like /jp/? What equipment do they use?

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>>14939426
>Implying she wouldn't keep you company while your internet is down
If anything, she'd freak out about blackouts

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>>14939426
"I can explain! I just wanted to set up some mobile devices so you could come with me throughout the house, and not just be stuck in that tower!"

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>>14939431
Handsome young men who enjoy jolly cooperation and friendly rivalry with other handsome young men, both on and off the battlefield.
I'm not revealing the secrets of my Hell Log for a wicked soul like you

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>>14939431
The average monster girl slayer looks like a sword. The wielder of said slayer, on the other hand...

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>>14939429
>But if she owns me, I can't bloody use them now can I?
If you beg her enough she might let you free for an hour or two
It sounds like a good deal to me

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>>14939403
Your parents were killed in a Zamboni accident.
You were raised by your Lamia onee-san who dropped out of high school to get a job to support you.
Unfortunately the bills piled up and now she is in a huge amount of debt.
The Loan Shark (a shark girl who gives people high-interest loans) has been pressuring her into selling you to her in exchange for canceling her debt and giving her enough money to pay off what else she owes plus a little extra.
Your onee-san has refused to sell you but she's running out of options and things are getting bad. She tries to hide it from you but you've caught her crying a few times and the Shark's minions have started hassling you after school.
Because there are cinnamon and sugar swirls in every bite.

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>>14939431
Like a top-naked rape machine. Driven by the guilt and shame of failing to find a husband, MG slayers strip themselves of all clothing and swear an oath to find a husband in battle or die trying.

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>>14939391
Jesus, no. That's beyond shallow. If we're to make a bond let it be meaningful and intimate, like good old catch'n'rape in the woods at spring.

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>>14939419
>You don't need to know
I do, though. I will say yes anyway, what could go wrong?

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>>14939453
Don't underestimate wizards, they manage to stay virgins for 30 years in a world with aggressive, horny women with incredibly low standards.

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>>14939248
>Have lonely Manticore imouto
>Be reading, she puts her mane on your head in a show of affection
>Gets depressed when you tell her that you're trying to focus on the book and don't want to end up smelling like her
>She gives you cheek rubs when she sneaks into your bed at night, using you like a living daki during thunderstorms
>Even gives your knuckles and cheeks tailpussy kisses
>Tell her that it's weird, even for a monster to be a bro-con
>Eventually she hits her breaking point and fucks herself pregnant on your cock, biting and scratching you in a feral, baby-making frenzy
>Your parents don't even seem to mind so long as they get a granchild or two out of it

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>>14939391
>A very large sum of money

Please. I'm not even worth a tenth of whatever she's willing to pay

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>>14939468
>Tell her that it's weird, even for a monster to be a bro-con
Don't lie to your sister man, not cool

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>>14939329
An entire race of mousegirl sized balls of handholds.
Truly wonderful.
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2226040

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>>14939478
That must be a heavily pressurized, time-dilated magma golem under a glamour, because she's making me DIAMONDS.

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>>14939478
Noice.
Isn't this technically NSFW?

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>>14939481
You're right. Technically every square inch of surface on a slime girl can be a vagina.

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>"Well well well, what have we here?"

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>>14939478
Is there a better face than the fellatio-imminent face?
I don't think so.

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>>14939318
Oh hey, that's my irl senpai's work.

I wouldn't be a drawfag if it weren't for him.

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>>14939488
this is erotic until you realize she's saying this with that face, and therefore she must sound like an absolute retard

try speaking in complete sentences with your mouth open just like hers

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>>14939391
Depends if I like her or not.
Or if she is just nice and treats me well.

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>>14939487
That's a good question, What do we have here. Like, what the hell are you?

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>>14939503
You know nam? That's awesome. Are they fun to play with?

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I want to tenderly bully my Holst senpai

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>>14939511
what is fun to play with?

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>>14939523
I mean, they draw a lot of LoL fanart related to them playing top lane and jungle, and of being at least gold rated. So presumably they enjoy the game.
I was wondering if NAM was a good person to game alongside.

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>>14939508
Anon, she's the boogie woman. And if you aren't shaking, then there's something very wrong.

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>>14939529
Unfortunately we play at different servers. I'm on SEA and he's on Taiwan.

I used to talk a lot with him on Plurk though. He's a mid-top-jungler person. Rarely touches adc/support.

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>>14939498
Repliforce did nothing wrong.

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>>14939531
>And if you aren't shaking, then there's something very wrong.
Very wrong good or very wrong bad?

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How big is too big for a fairy until they're just a girl with tearable wings?

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>>14939487
Sorry, miss, but I'm already seeing someone - or is it that they're seeing me? I'm not sure how that works when her eyes are in her hands...

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Here's a cute drawing idea:
A Basilisk, wearing coke-bottle glasses.

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>>14939553
uh, ya mess up there?

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>>14939541
Titanias are faeries aren't they?
>>14939553
How about Basilisk with a seeing eye dog?

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>>14939555
No.
I want to see it.

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>yandere lich trying to kill you to resurrect you in a body that will make her 100% dependant on her
>yandere wight who uses her wealth and status to make you hers
>yandere vampire who's waited for centuries for her perfect husband, who is coincidentally you

I just want a yandere senpai

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>>14939537
The "This might be the last time you hear the boogie song" wrong.

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>>14939391
It's no good to lie, she should just be upfront about wanting to sell my organs on the blackmarket then I'd be able to sell myself knowing I helped out a few others plus any family members that got my money.

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>>14939561
I've seen what comes next.
There are not enough words to describe the extent of my DO NOT WANT.

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>>14939559
Shirohebis and Apophis are yandere by default.

I love Apophis so much

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>>14939568
How much?

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>>14939571
I would kill to be with her

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>>14939568
>tfw no aphophis senpai who stalks you everyday and rapes you in your sleep
>she'll never pretend to be the kind caring onee-san type helping you with everything
>she'll never make you become completely dependant on her
>you'll never be confessed by her only to say that you like another girl
>she will never snap
>she will never lock you up in the basement taking care of all your needs 24/7
>never allowing you to get out or see anything else other than her

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>>14939561
You know, if it's she's that dose it... I'm almost ok with it.

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>>14939468
>She gives you cheek rubs when she sneaks into your bed at night, using you like a living daki during thunderstorms
I think I'd give in right here and cuddlefuck her. I'm a weak, weak man.

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>>14939579
>Implying I would ever like another girl having an onee-san Apophis

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>>14939629
My onee-san is better than your onee-san.

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>>14939568
>I want to move in next door to an apophis!
>I want her to be awkward and a little twitchy, but cute!
>I want her to come by my door a few days late, offering some fresh fruit as a welcoming gift!
>I want it to be somewhat half-hearted, only a couple bananas and an apple!
>I want it to be incredibly obvious that the fruit has been dosed with her venom!
>I want to point it out as such, then watch her cringe at the obviousness!
>I want to reach into the basket, and pull out an apple with two obvious fang marks!
>I want to look her in the eyes as I bite into the apple over the injection point!
>I want her to watch me eat the entire basket of envenomed fruit!
>I want the blush on her face to grow visibly luminescent the entire time as she realizes what I'm doing!
>I want to finish off by teasing her, implying she might want to make sure she used enough!

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>>14939633
U lookin' for a fight m8?

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>>14939533
Shut up Iris, they did everything wrong

>>14939559
Monstergirls are a little yandere by nature.

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>>14939638
My onee-san can protect my smile 20% more efficiently than your onee-san can!

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>>14939642
Your onee-san is a slut, she's an onee-san for more than one otouto!

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>>14939652
No, I'm her only otouto! Your onee-san is a NEET, and lazy! NEETs can't protect their otouto's smiles!

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>>14939652
>slut
This is an insult for a monstergirl how?

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>>14939653
Wouldn't a NEEt onee-san have nothing better to do than protect her otouto's smile? It seems like she would be very efficient at it.

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>>14939653
>NEETs can't protect their otouto's smiles!
This is where you're wrong. Protecting a smile is about being there for the brother and comforting him but ultimately letting him deal with his problems as a man.

She can do that at home with hugs and affection while building his confidence. Which is why Yetis are the best NEET onee-sans.

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>>14939658
>>14939659
She's flabby! And she makes her otouto work to support the two of them!

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>>14939664
Sounds like a character building experience. He should thank her.

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>>14939653
I bet your onee-san can't even protect your smile and that's why you're so mad! I bet she's something like a Kobold or a Monoeye, and not a big strong girl!

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Hey guys, have you ever considered the thought of smug loli onee-sans?

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>>14939665
No! The otouto is the househusband, while the onee-san provides and protects him!

>>14939669
Wrong! My onee-san is tough, and cool, and smart, and beautiful, and the best!

>>14939673
>loli onee-sans
Get this filth out of here.

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>>14939673
>smug loli onee-sans
I'm not sure what I think of this.

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>>14939673
Loli onee-sans and adult imoutos are both great.
>Getting lap pillows, ear cleaning and home cooked meals from your loli onee-san
>Spoiling your adult imouto with head pats and she still climbs into bed with you when there's lightning or she has a bad dream

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>>14939691
So are these lolis in body but older than the otouto or do you have to be a shota to participate?

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>>14939694
Loli is a body type too, so the former.

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>>14939694
Perma-loli races work well for this. Like a devil with a good 5-7 years on you but still has a youthful appearance.

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Loli onee-sans make the best housewives.

Plus, you can have lolidom without definitely having to get one of the rapey species.

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>>14939713
Yes, exactly.

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>>14939713
Fitting and cute. Why can't my life be like this?

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>>14939710
>lolidom
Get out.

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>>14939713
That's adoreble.

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Excuse me, but are you aware of the presence of Sabbath in this very community?
That's trouble my friends, we've surely got trouble right here in Monster Girl City!
I'm a lover of Monsters, and mighty proud to say, it yes always mighty proud to say it, but big girls turning into little girls leads to the depths of degradation!
Have you noticed certain words creeping into your daughteru's vocabulary? Words like "onii-chan", or "ochinchin"?
Oh we've surely got trouble, trouble with lolis! We must find a way to keep our girls out of the Sababth!

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>>14939737
What's wrong with loving onii-chan's ochinchin?

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>>14939737
one of us

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>>14939742
Ohmygodtheresonerightherewhatdoidowhatdoido?!

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>>14939713
I want this with a loli Lich, only she levitates rather than stands on something.

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>>14939737
Monorail!

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>>14939748
You must slay the loli with your dick.

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>>14939748
Calm down Alp, you'll break a nail.

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Uh oh! Your Monster Girl waifu has started putting on weight and needs to burn it off! Thankfully, she's ordered a quick-fix Wonderland potion to fix it! However, it seems the when she drinks it, it has an unexpected effect... (Roll a D6)

https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm

1 - She's turned into cute little loli! Flat chest, short height, a frilly loli dress even magically appeared on her!

2 - She's turned into raw muscle! Seriously, you could crack coconuts on her arms.

3 - She loses the weight, but her skin turns into a dark brown, as she has the indescribable urge to wear school girl clothes and lots of make up and bracelets!

4 - She's back to her normal size, but her breasts keep growing. And growing. They're now 4 times their original size!

5 - She loses some of the weight, but stays on the chubby side. And now she needs glasses, and acts like a weird NEET hikki girl.

6 - She gains a few more pounds, and now her weight is twice as hard to lose. Hopefully this teaches her a valuable lesson about taking "the easy way out".

So, what happens to your waifu when she drinks the Wonderland potion, and how do you deal with it?

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>>14939737
But she said that I'm her onii-chan and that she loves me. How am I supposed to fight that?

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>>14939760
>4
Well my waifu was always a bit flat on account of my preferences, so now she's got tits to match her ass, I guess.

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>>14939760
>1
Having a loli lich doing experiments on me is going to feel weird.

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>>14939760
>1
neat!

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>>14939760
>Hellhound
>Rolled a 1
I'm going to laugh at her and give me head pats. Being able to tease her for once is worth getting raped by someone half my size.

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>>14939788
God, I love that pic.

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>>14939790
>be human soldier
>not an orderite
>not a worshipper of Illias
>just a man defending his home
>I feel no hatred for these girls, but I don't want my home to turn into an orgy zone of eternal night and animals-turned furries like it's described in the world guides
>I need more alcohol

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>>14939760
>roll 1d6 = 4
>Ushi-Oni
SUPREMELY BUSTY USHI-ONI

Well, at least now she lives up to both sides of her species' name...

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>>14939804
It's honestly my favourite Hellhound image. It'd be nice to have some colour on it but it's pretty much perfect as it is.

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>>14939553
Basilisk doing space-ripper stingy eyes.

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>>14939831
yes, quicksilver's Hellhound story/ies is probably the only decent thing he's ever done.

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>>14939813
>be human soldier
>4 years in the trenches
>just another mission, they said
>you can go back home after this they said
>what could go wrong with it, it's routine and you've all been at it for so long
>Jenkins says he's got a bad feeling about it though
>sarge says he's always got a bad feeling about something
>Steve is quiet though
>real quiet
>ever since he got a letter from his girl
>wonder what it said

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I WANT TO RUB JINKO BALM ON A HELLHOUND'S THIGHS, SHOULDERS, BUTT, AND BACK AFTER SHE COMPLAINS ABOUT BEING SORE FROM SOME SORT OF PHYSICAL ACTIVITY!!!

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>>14939843
anon that stuff is real smelly...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14939760
>Yeti
>3
But she's already brown!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14939839
It's my favourite thing he's done but it's not like none of his other stuff is readable.

Most of his non-loli stuff is pretty nice but he has a bad habit of making his girls too young with the exception of Tai and Tia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14939843
>jinko
I wonder what a Sabor jinko would be like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14939847
How dark can you imagine her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14939848
>he has a bad habit of making his girls too young
I agree with this. Even though I do understand that monsters may mature faster than humans it's just too much for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14939850
pointy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14939857
She'd probably eat other monstergirls and human women to remove competition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14939850
If I remember my Tarzan, Sabor means female lion, what kind of Jinko would that be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14939748
It's allright, it's a doppelganger masquerading as your kid. You need to take her to the store and buy her some "cake".

[Anonymous No.]

>>14939871
A very toothy tiger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14939760
>She's turned into raw muscle! Seriously, you could crack coconuts on her arms.
Noooooice

[Anonymous No.]

>>14939880
No, seriously. Female lion. That's what the word meant. I have no idea why the Disney version called a leopard Sabor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14939888
Because jungle, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14939877
But the cake is a lie, you young whippersnapper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14939760
>super oppai waifu
Okay I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14939893
Please fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14939892
Kreegah Tarzan bundolo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14939896
Make me. :P

[Anonymous No.]

>>14939893

[Anonymous No.]

>>14939896
He feeds on your attention. Just ignore him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14939896
What's the matter anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14939900
Pinkeye?

[Anonymous No.]

It's high time for thigh time.

[Anonymous No.]

HOW IS THERE NOT A LEPRECHAUN GIRL YET?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14939928
>no plump wight butt to ravage

[Anonymous No.]

>>14939931
>After me lucky charms, boyo?
Not sure if want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14939931
Would they be shortstack ginger Elves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14939788
>Being able to tease her for once is worth getting raped by someone half my size.
>not telling loli hellhounds to bend over

[Anonymous No.]

>>14939931
If dwarves were anything to go by I don't want to see him ruin leprechauns.

Seriously, dwarf should have been a shortstack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14939760
>Suddenly ganguro kikimora
My dick says yes, but my heart is crying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14939928
It's always thigh time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14939928
What do ghost hands feel like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14939956
Ectoplasm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14939956
A warm ethereal onahole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14939963
What does ectoplasm taste like? Can I use it to lube her up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14939966
Using it as lube is like spreading Miracle Whip on Mayo. Tastes the same too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14939956
Bags of ghost sand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14939760
>muscular Flowkelp
That sounds interesting,a muscular plant girl who love to hug and cuddle. wonder if that means she's now scare to hug me, and how would her now muscular kelp feel wrapped around me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14939973
She could lift you up and deepthroat your cock with ease.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14939973
I'm not sure what "strong" kelp would look like, but from her description she's already got quite the grip. Hmm... perhaps she keeps quite the toned arms wrapped in her kelp.

Anyway, for your excellent taste in waifu enjoy this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14939956
They don't really "feel" like anything. All you feel is the aftermath, the molten heat melting tension in your muscles away, the refreshing chill coursing through your nerves, the soft content it leaves in its wake, the heightened awareness and relaxation that settles in after a heavy front blew away the stormclouds and all you're left with is a pleasantly overcast day with air that smells of rain and electricity after the pressure has lifted.

The heat they stir in your spirit, the threads of stress anxiety and worry as they untangle and dissolve. An embrace like a chilled blanket, and the warmth you foster within.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14939966
Ectoplasm taste like hair gel, trust me on this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14939986
Ghost pls go

[Anonymous No.]

>>14939487
Is she the physical embodiment of Vegas or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14939985
Thanks that's a great pic right there and good taste to you as well, a toned Flowkelp who clings sweetly but also strongly as we cuddle one another. Flowkelp is my personal favorite girl along with the underrated tentacle girl, as both are cute as hell and great to cuddle with. that would feel great just having does two cling to me tightly as I cuddle them and give them head pats, seeing them blush in pure happiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14939760
>3
Could be worse I suppose

[Anonymous No.]

>>14939842
Be a buddy and ask what the letters about

[Anonymous No.]

Economics

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940030
>horns come off
Ruined

[Anonymous No.]

>>14939231
>layyy mayo chips
i chuckled

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940030
She's so soft and cuddly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940009
It sounds like such a fantasy that placing your hand atop one's head could cause such bliss, but reality says otherwise. Ahhh~

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940030
How to solve the economy in two easy steps:

Step 1
Gas the tanukis

Step 2
There is no step 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940030
>Fake horns
The demon waitress and dragon noble were nicer. Knight was best girl even if she was a human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940037
I have nothing to say against this. Spot on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940036
What about open borders, immigrant workers, and free trade?

[Anonymous No.]

Which MG is the fluffiest/bushiest and most prone to getting bullied because of it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940034
>>14940037
At least her LN design looks sharp even the animes gave me a thick girl fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940042
Jubjub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940041
Can't post that in a national socialist board.

inb4 janitor deletes everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940030
More big thick Monster Girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940030
Basic Thuganomics

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940041
NO

WE'RE GOING TO BUILD A WALL

A BIG WALL

WE'RE GOING TO HAVE BORDERS AGAIN FOLKS

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940051
What's Trump's fav MG?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940045
Jubjubs get bullied for everything, being a Jubjub must be suffering.

It's not their fault that their fetish is everything, the'y re just so horny!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940052
Were-Lion.

Awoo is old and busted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940058
>Not a bald eagle pattern gryphon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940050
That's a huge butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940048
>more Loen chubshire never ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940052
Ilias

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940064
That too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14939737
You're right, we need to counter this by getting a chapter of eros in here

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940065
Is that supposed to be bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940052
I want to milk some fat wolfu tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940094
In the name of America!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940094
They want to milk you too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940035
Regardless of what situation, it's always blissful despite how simple it is. Plus, it's a great way to relieve stress and bond further with you lover, as you keep her close your heart and hands close to her head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940052
>not Oomukade
>not knowing the Don is a Nimble Navigator

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940098
>>14940102
But they aren't Holstaurs, so how can they produce milk at will?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940124
Just induce lactation through normal means, or give them holst milk.
Then you'll have a touchy-feely, big-breasted wolfgirl who wants nothing more than to feel your mouth clamp down on her sweet, milky nipples as she pants with pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940052
>>14940051
>>14940098
>>14940046
Get out of /jp/ crossie scum
No politics here

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940124
Well I guess you're going to just keep getting them pregnant. Have fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940147
This isn't even the first time wall building was discussed here brohan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940147
Hey, fuck you buddy. Politics is a big deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940050
I want a high school delinquent MG who is known to be scary, with a bad attitude to boot, but in reality is actually a really motherly person with a girlish heart who wants nothing more than to be a beloved housewife!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940098
She looks comfy as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940162
>Politics is a big deal.
Pffff
>>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940156
>>14940162
Get out of /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

I want to put my Kobold daughteru in her rubber straitjacket and hang her from the ceiling! I want to lovingly lick her exposed pussy while she and my waifu make out!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940173
Write smut already you fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be Druella's secretary of state.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that monsters only have the thinnest of separation in their heads between sex and love and to think twice about going in for a quick lay because its probably not going to be that simple!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940178
I've been too busy and sick to focus on writing anon, these little posts are all I have right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940172

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940187
get 'em out

[Anonymous No.]

Is commissiong writefags a thing? Not that I'm interested but it seems like something someone could start up in order to make some quick easy cash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940184
So, Kobold daughteru smut soon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940173
That sounds like a awkward position...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940187
She has to go back to my bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940192
Maybe? I know I asked right when I started writing here purely out of curiosity, and people shot me down real fast. I'd be somewhat open to it though, maybe a goal like that would get me out of this funk.

I don't know man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940182
Complete non-sense, I'm gonna mating press a Shirohebi and after I'm done she will let me leave without any issues

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940050
>Basic Thuganomics
.she's untouchable bit she's forcing you to feel her

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940182
They still know there is a diffrens. If not, I'll teach them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940196
Probably not as soon as any of us hope. I really want to finish the thing I've been 'writing' for months now before I move on becasue if I don't it'll never happen. I want it to happen.

I also just started playing Tera because I have a computer that can actually run it now, so there's that.

>>14940197
It's more comfy than it looks anon, really! With her belly facing down and ropes holding her up and level in several places, it'll be like she's floating! Sure my waifu and I will need to kneel, but we're adults who can handle a little discomfort!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940192
>Is commissiong writefags a thing?
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940217
>Probably not as soon as any of us hope.
Take your time. Alternatively, never do it at all
> I want it to happen.
Nah

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940192
I'm against writefags asking for commissions, but if you had a writefag in mind and an idea that you think they'd do well, by all means ask them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940227
Anon please, it's hard enough to even think about it without hating myself for being so lazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940192
It is a thing, but it's never been done before here.
Just because of how people view the difference between writing and drawing, it's going to be very hard to convince anyone that it's worth paying for someone to write something.

I guess even if I were to do it, I wouldn't charge any more than $5, even if the story took several hours to write. That's just how people view it. They don't think it's worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940192
Some writefag tried it before and got massive amounts of shit from the thread. Can't remember who it was though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940217
>I want it to happen.
I have this fat-bottomed Lizardman greentext I want to expand into short smut for the sake of getting it off my chest. I don't care if it doesn't get any (you)'s in that regard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940239
It was Lantern. He didn't live that shit down for like a year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940248
That's right, I thought it was him but didn't want to say if I wasn't 100% sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940245
Same, I don't care who sees it and it probably isn't even going on here, I just want it done and out of my brain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940207
Anon that position wouldnt even work, youd basically just be laying on top of each other vertically

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940052
The Lobo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940052
Any natural born, patriotic, MG in America.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940256
>I just want it done and out of my brain.
I can relate. Pain in the ass when the fetishes just bottle up and your dick is like "Do this now!".

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940147
>Implying MGE isn't /pol/ magnet once you get past the lewd handholding

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940267
Exactly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940286
Still, its a shame to write something and get no feedback. Even if you can't post it here, see about somewhere else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940293
Maybe so, nowhere else gets me as much as this place though. That probably isn't saying much, but it means more than a lot of people think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940261
>You can't mating press Lamias

Alright, Lamias are shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940307
You're shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940307
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940261
>Anon that position wouldnt even work

>Hold hips
>Her tail comes up your back to drape over your shoulder like a scarf before going back down your back
>thrust downwards
Totally feasible You forget how flexible snakes are

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940307
Not with that attitude you can't

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940307
>Lamias are shit
You are shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940307
Nope

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be the battle priest for a tall, heavily armored hammer-toting musclegirl Salamander

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fuse a Kikimora with an Elin!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14939880
Why does the jinko maid?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cut a Wurm-chan in half so I can have two Wurm-chans!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940324
What's this strong, hammer-swinging salamander like, and why should I be her battle priest?

[Anonymous No.]

>Interactive, touch-sensitive voiced dakimakuras are now a thing

Oh boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940335
Uh-oh.

Maybe I'll actually get one now.

Wait, who am I kidding? I'm dirt poor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940334
She's a lonely scarred war veteran that hasn't interacted with a man in her lifetime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940324
>musclegirl Salamander
she would have to be a trapped in a veal fattening pen for a couple months before id consider her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940329
They want a simpler life. Jinkos also look cute as fuck when they're dressed as maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940329
Because she wants to look cute in a uniform.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940340
I like chubby girls but feeders like you are repugnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940342
yeah but I doubt they could efficiently do a number of a household chores with these big meaty paws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940340
Only so long as you take responsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940338
The interactive sensor part of it costs ¥14,800, so it's not actually that bad.

Now we just wait for Sora Amamiya to do a voice pack, so that Miiafag can buy every single one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940348
At least Jinkos can retract their claws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940342
>>14940344
What if a Hellhound maid? or a Mantis maid? or a Lilim maid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940355
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940355
Yes, yes, and yes.
All getting headpats and ]pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940355
I'm trying to decide what makes less sense and sounds more disgusting in my mind between "hellhound maid" and "lilim maid".

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940339
Well, since she seems nice and friendly, I'll be her battle priest and help keep her in the best safe possibly. This also means making sure to keep her company and giving her cuddles when we rest at night, to make sure she feels happy as can be. Plus, I'll learn more about her as we adventure and discover why she cuddles me so tightly, for she wish to have a companion which I will be more than happy to fill the empty spot in her heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940355
>Hellhound maid?
Imminent snusnu.
>Mantis maid?
Quiet morning sex.
>Lilim maid?
Kinky roleplay, probably something Deruella's into.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940332

[Anonymous No.]

Was there any more from the battlekiki/Jinko maid greentext last thread? I had to work all night and fell asleep as soon as I got home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940307
>wanting to do anything with a lamia besides Missionary with lamia tail locking you, cow girl with lamia tail locking you, and reverse cowgirl with her wraping her tail around your upper body

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940307
They can mating press you though, and thats just as good

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940352
They better be 7 meter ones

I don't know if i can go back to a normal sized daki now that i know how comfy 7 meters of wife wrapped around you is

[Anonymous No.]

http://strawpoll.me/7115209

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940384
I like them all. But I wish Basilisks, Echidnas, Shirohebi's, and Medusas got more art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940382
Do you have the daughter one that's associated with this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940379
I'm not sure how I'd feel if a Lamia mating pressed me, it sounds humiliating that's for sure

>>14940384
I could write a thesis on why Basilisks are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940384
>Implying I can decide

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940388
What we need is KC doing a new profile image for the old ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940382
When are you going to customise your Miia daki with heated padding and a mechanism that gently contracts and constricts on command?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940379
>tfw you will never get mating pressed by a horny monster girl
http://exhentai.org/s/6a944cfe0a/843635-192

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940393
>it sounds humiliating that's for sure
>humiliating
No it doesn't, it sounds hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940384
I just can't say no to the grapist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940392
Here anon

>>14940397
That sounds really hard, and I'm really stupid

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940394
>Implying you can't
Do it, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940355
>Hellhound maid
An unpredictable maid who either sleeps on the job, rapes you during work hours or does the job she's supposed to depending on her mood that day.
>Mantis maid
A quiet maid who goes about her job in a way that means you barely notice her until she tells you it's dinner time.
>Lilim maid
A Lilim with a cosplay hobby who doesn't understand how maids work, she's really the master and has you preform tasks for her in a butler outfit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940399
>shota
I hate it when people throw their garbage onto the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940399
Is there a word for this? Because i want more and its hard to find

[Anonymous No.]

I got hard just by seeing a fairy in the OP, which immediately made me think about fairy onaholes.
I might have a self-control problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940384
>no "Fuck all those stupid snakes" option
Shit poll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940415
I also hate when some throw their garbage opinion as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940415
I posted it for the pose, shota is only there because thats the only example of that i have on hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940422
Indie please

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940423
Go easy on the salt, waiter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940384
Grapesnake > Basilisk > Medusa > Echidna > Shirohebi > Vanilla.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940422
Calm down junior, they're just snakes, they're not going to harm you, they just want to marry you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940384
Where's the all option

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940431
>salt
Sorry I'm not the one who got mad because someone posted a link with a shota. I guess you're the same person who does this every time shota is mentioned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940415
Shota really is the worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940426
Fair enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940384
>>14940433
All Lamia varients >>>>>>>> all other shit MGs
prove me wrong faggots

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940433
What is she thinking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940436
>Y-you're mad tho!
Well, you got boring quickly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940434
I won't marry them, they can't make me.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be childhood friends with a tubby salamander that gets picked on for her weight and continue being friends until it turns out she's got the dire gene and becomes a nine foot tall brickhouse of muscle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940436
>I guess you're the same person
I'm not even him but there's plenty of people who hate shota, hell one posted right after you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940443
>prove me wrong

We don't have to, snakes are objectively low-tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940416
>you will never live in a world with mgs
>they will never produce thousands of doujins where some hero is trapped and fucked silly by a monster
>they will never produce thousands of doujins where a human is saved from a bad home by a tender and loving monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940446
Sorry anon, were you expecting me to help you shitting up all over the thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940404
I'm not really sure how you'd manage the constricting part beyond using a motor or servo system, but the heating part is pretty easy to manage.

Just look into buying a good cut of heated fabric, but even a couple of electric blankets will work. Considering the daki length, you might want to buy multiple, but with some duct tape, a cable stripper and a spool of the appropriate cabling, it's not even a ten minute job to extend the length of the switch for the blankets, if that's even necessary.
All in all the entire job would take less time than it probably takes you to wash the daki cover and restuff it.

Knowing how to perform your own electrical jobs and DIY is a vital, versatile and easily learned skill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14939673
Have you ever considered ending yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940453
>not having her become a huge, strong fat brick house who's both soft and strong
This is what I would do, as it's the best of both worlds and allows for all sorts of cute scenarios. Like her being the greatest thing ever to cuddle, or seeing her just burst into gigantic flames the more you flatter her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14939336

Oh my, a censor-less version available?

(Captcha is a heartless bastard now, making me click steak images to reply to cow girl art.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940462
>implying
Anon, the time for expectations has passed a long time ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940456
>plenty
>hate
I doubt it. There's a difference between dislike and hate. Hell I dislike all the maid posting but you don't see me talking shit about it just because it's not my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

Dragon butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940469
http://i.imgur.com/oPIYtgDr.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940472
So you say, but I know better than to trust you faggolas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940468
>Start complementing her
>She cups her head in her hands and wiggles her hips in embarrassment, knocking down an innocent alice while the flames of her raging tail cause a nearby alraune to freak out in fear.
>She eventually just ends up picking you up and carrying you off to class with her.

Sounds nice, although I'm more feeling the straight muscle instead of the strong fat today, although that is a lovely thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940479
Likewise?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940478

Ah, even better, thanks!

[Anonymous No.]

W U R M
M A I D

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940476
Why just the butt, there's an entire dragon to love. like her ample bust, her strong arms and legs, her graceful wings, and her mighty tail. Not to mention that cute head you can pat all day long and beautiful eyes which put gemstones to shame, as you look long and deep into them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940476
Salamander butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940484
Yes, but no.
or is it?

No, it's not...I think. But who am I? I'll never tell...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940490
Maids are supposed to clean the house, not wreck it when they look out the window and see a cute animal they want to pet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940481
Thanks, your taste are of high quality sir. I just like the idea of a girl who's strong, yet also very sweet and gentle. this is also further improved by making her just a wee bit soft, so that she can easily get flustered when you start complimenting her on her body. All in all, the idea of being strong enough to protect you yet soft and sweet enough to cuddle with at night, is a winning combo for almost any monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940497
What are you even talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940476
If only Monster Rancher were really only about monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940495
Cheshire butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940511

[Anonymous No.]

Anubis Maid Best Maid.
Nightmare Maid also very good.
Dragon Maid not as good, but amusing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940508
That and having her be nice enough to fall asleep on so that your face is planted firmly in her chest while she strokes your hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940516
>Dragon Maid not as good
If you want to have a fight, just says so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940516
I think I see a trend in the maids you listed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940511
What are Shou Tucker and Exodia doing there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940490
I'd an alp maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940520
>*say

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940511
>>14940515
>Mochi crossed with pixie
>Golem crossed with pixie

Those absolute fucking madmen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940476
>>14940511
>>14940515
>Part two will never be translated

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940516
>You hire a Centaur maid to help around the house
>She's a bit on the shy side and panics when asked to do anything but she gets the job done just fine
>She puts extra care into the bedroom and it shows, since she started working for you you've had the best sleep of your life
>Not to mention the dreams, oh the dreams
>Each night you're visited by a seductive beauty of the likes you've never seen
>She looks a little like your maid and you feel a little guilty about it but it can't be her, your maid is a timid wallflower
>It's just a coincidence, right?

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>>14940519
Yeah that part is great to, for nothing makes you sleep more comfortable than on top of someone strong and sweet. Me just resting my head between her breast, listening to her heartbeat and feeling the warmth of the passionate fire that burns within her. All the while she massages your scalp, kisses you and hugs you tightly to her, showing off the gentle side to her strong figure. all this coziness she's giving you eventually causing me to drift to sleep, a smile on both our faces and happiness in our hearts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940404
Thank you, that is still amazingly cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940537
This is just one of the many reasons I find Nightmare's cute and also very sweet. I just want to invite my Nightmare maid to bed and then surprise her by cuddling her, a big blush spread across her face. I want to thank her for all the pleasant dreams she's given me and i then proceed to confess to her I have a rush on her. I then kiss her right on the lips and follow it up by saying that I also wish give in return the most pleasant dream of her life and make sweet passionate love to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940493
You forgot the horns, which are big and hard, yet smooth and shiny, perfect to use as a handle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940537
>>14940550
Good. Yes...very, very good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940556
Of course how do I for get the majestic horns that sit atop her cut head. Horns that are perfect for massaging, making her blush and giggle with happiness form how relaxing it is. The horns can also be polished, so that may match the shine that her beautiful eyes posses. I wonder how a dragon would feel from me saying all theses flattering descriptions and compliments directed at her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940550
I bet a Nightmare would be the type to cry if confessed to even after being discovered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940561
Of course it's good, for she's the one girl who goes out of her way to make sure even when your asleep you are the happiest you can be. So t's only fair that after a while of me developing a crush on her, I make her the happiest girl in the world. Especially since she's a centaur, who probably are shy about themselves, making them feel beautiful is one of the greatest feeling ever. You take her hood down, cup her cheeks and give her a deep passionate kiss to let her know just how much you love her, making sure to hold her tight afterwards for a session of cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940539
She's going to use you as a daiki at this rate

[Anonymous No.]

>>14939837
>>14939553
Coke bottle glasses truly are the most moé

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940579
They probably would since they'd likely fear they wouldn't be loved back since they centaurs, t which you would change any doubts she has. By confessing to her about how happy she makes you an how much of a crush you have for her, she gains a huge blush of sheer surprise on her cute face. She now starts crying tears of pure happiness as she pull you in close for a tight hug, letting you listen to her heartbeat and you wiping the tears from her face. This of course would lead to a night of passionate cuddling, love, and plenty of kisses shared between you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940597
she was a qt

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940568
Depends on the dragon, but i'm sure she'll be flattered and she would keep reading those things over and over again, everytime making her all warm and fuzzy inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940608
Dat booty

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>>14940596
Nothing wrong with that, being in the big strong arms of the one you love is always a good thing. As both cuddle one another, you can massage her ears and whisper sweet nothings about how much you love her, about how safe and cozy you feel with her. This can be even better by giving a surprise kiss on her lip and looking into her eyes, saying how the shine with such a look of beauty that they're even better than the stars in the sky. The beating of her heart quickens as you tell her about how you enjoy the music beats that come from her heart and how her body feels so cozy to sleep on, better than any bed you have had. This is also where you spend all night looking into those eyes and saying that you enjoy everything about her, from her beautiful looks to her gentle and sweet personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940630
It was a very booty centric episode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940641
Loved that show.
One of the few I go back and rewatch

>>14940638
That sounds comfy

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>>14940621
To be honest, I would tell her that she also makes me warm and fuzzy inside. Like how she's so strong yet also so very nice and sweet to me, a great person who I enjoy spending time with. I tell her that when she hugs me I can feel her might heart quicken with happiness and that I feel so coy when we're cuddling. Not to mention the way her scales shine reminds me of the way the sky reflects off the water and that she moves so gracefully like a gentle river. This would lead to her blushing like crazy as I ask if she would like to listen to my heartbeat as I run my hand through her hair, creating an atmosphere of pure serenity and happiness for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940638
>her big strong arms
To each their own I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940664
I think you are going too far. What if she notices how much she loves you by listening to your heartbeats and how much she likes being hold by your arms? What if she gets all touchy-touchy and embarresed, throwing away that proud attitude of hers, when she realises that she wants something more from you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940669
Hey, salamanders gotta have muscle somewhere!

[Anonymous No.]

>Have MG waifu
>Have sex with her everyday
>Eventually mamono mana does it's thing
>She gets my irrumatio fetish
>I get her impregnation fetish
>Sex becomes even better

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940649
Why would it not be comfy to be cuddling with someone who loves you as much as you love them. It's an intimate thing to do with your lover and helps strengthen the bond between you two. You resting in the both the comfiest bed and the cutest girl ever, and she getting to holding the guy she's had a crush on for such a long time and finally getting to confess her heart out about how he makes her feel. This all leads to you plant a firm passionate kiss and saying that your flattered at how much she likes you and that feel the exact way about her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14939880
KGBeast is of missing left hand, this image is shopped!

[Anonymous No.]

Embrace the Kraken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940688
Nothing wrong with that at all, I'm glad she's opening up and showing me she loves me for more than just outward appearance. Also I'd be so happy to see that she enjoys me so much as to let me hod her close to my heart and listen to it, enjoying just ho precious and intimate she's is. This is making her into the happiest girl in the world, becoming more humble after finding out she loves everything about me and how she loves snuggling up tightly with me. This would all lead to her confessing her heart out about how she loves me and that it was my heartbeat and personality that finally gave her the ability to finally her true feeling for me, cuddling me tightly, tears of pure happiness coming from her as I held her tightly close to my heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940717
What happens if I do, will she finally tell me how she really feels about me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940717
Only faggots and sailors like Krakens

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940689
But Anon needs to be just as muscular to prove his worth! How can you say you even say you love her unless you spawn babies by rubbing your muscles together?

[Anonymous No.]

Careful not to fall for it.

[Anonymous No.]

Welp im officially off the deep end, just had my first monster girl wet dream

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940699
She deserves a mating press

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940722
>faggots and sailors
That's a bit redundant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940722
And only cucks like dragons, anubi, and lilim; yeah we've heard it before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940729
Lucky dickens.
MORE LIKE LUCKY DICKINGS AMIRITE HAHA

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940729
Which girl? How'd it go down?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940729
I've never once had a wet dream, have had several dreams about fucking and have woken up horny as hell but have never cum while asleep, what's it like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940733
Nothing wrong with Lilims.

It's the last thread all over again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940729
Congratulations, I bet most of us didn't have one yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940733
Nobody said shit about Lilims.
http://i.imgur.com/eBYN54E.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940735
It was two lamias, which is strange because i dont particularly like them. They had me suspended on something or maybe i was laying on my back. And then they just kinda both feed off me at once. I think i was in my schools gym or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940729
I had a Lich one last week, feels good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940752
You saw the future. You will get husbando'd by two lamias when the portal opens in 2017.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940757
Please no. My old house used to get the occasional snake in the yard. They scare me

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940747
>Implying Scheduledog and Greedylizard would ever make out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940758
They will also help you to get over your fear to snakes. Aren't they great?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940763
I'd embarrass the heck out of a minigirl Dragon and Anubis by putting them inside a dollhouse and getting them to play house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940763
Depends, they could be gay for pay if it was a one off porno as poor college students and deeply regret it in life.

Imagine if one of them thought no one would see it since it was a low budget thing for some obscure paysite, only to get found out by you while you're in the same class as her. Could make for some fun blackmail material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940731
She also deserves lots of things like head pats, cuddles, and some massages. You can massage her scalp and feel her nice soft hair run through your hands, make her feel so relaxed and t ease wit the world. Yo can massage he shoulders, feeling the musculature of her body ease as you remove knots of tension and seeing her body turn to mush under your amazing touch. The back is next, feeling the smooth strong muscle their and gliding your hands across them as you make all her worries vanish and replaced with happiness, as by how fast she's wagging her scaly tail and the gentle breathing as she almost drifts off to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940773
Damn dragon will do anything to increase the size of her hoard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940770
That...is adorable.
Would you make them wear cute 50's-style dresses?

>>14940773
This is either going to lead to a threesome, or anon getting turned into pork cutlets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940794
>This is either going to lead to a threesome, or anon getting turned into pork cutlets.
Or an Anubis blowjob while she looks up with angry eyes that scream "I'll kill you."

The key is telling them you told an anonymous monster girl friend you trust and that if anything happens to you the news gets out.

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>>14940794
I'd get one of them to wear one of those stepford-esque dresses, and the other can wear a Ken doll outfit. White pants, pink polo top, and a neckerchief to finish the image.

I'm not really sure who'd wear what though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940757

>As 2017 draws closer, more and more people start getting monster girl wet dreams

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940790
Then you start nibbling the ear fins right? Getting a surprised yelp out of her while continuing the massage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940729
Had one about vampires last year, was rather strange.

>>14940738
Messy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940729
I had 3 wet dreams with monster girls, but the thing is, they were never with my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940814
Of course, those cute yet sensitive ears just perfect to play with. You start by scratching and massaging them, letting her get all cozy and feel as blissful as can be. Then you start with a nibble on them along with the massaging, causing her to have a surprise yelp followed by her laughing out loud. This goes on a while, to which you then start to tickle her, causing her to laugh even louder as she starts to flail around like mad. The tickling goes on and you still continue to massage her at the same time leaving you both tired, you both rest letting the last few laughs fly away and go back to another session of cuddling that she does to thank you for making her feel like the best girl in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940838
You're being tested, prove your faith by making a sacrifice!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940852
like the band of hawk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940858
Griffith did evrything wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940852
Should I sacrifice those who tempt me? If yes, then I better get ready to hunt some wolfs.

[Anonymous No.]

2017 soon, fellow perverts. Are you prepared?

>>14940867
Well I'm guessing they're not virgins so you're gonna need to make up for quality with quantity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940849
That so lovely.

I want to fill her with my love till her belly bulges, a prologue to the pregnancy she's going to get

[Anonymous No.]

I want a waifu who will not rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940885
Dormouse it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940885
me too make monster girls a lot more likable and allows for lots of cute romantic scenarios to occur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940885
Rape her first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940885
>Being gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940885
Can't rape the willing.

[Anonymous No.]

Rather than a memetic faggot response to writefags complaining, here's a little gem from our neighbor

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940876
But then I'll have to sacrifice too many wolfgirls. Wouldn't killing an entire village make my waifu sad?

She is a dragon, but she is a good one!

[Anonymous No.]

Oomukade a cute. It feels like it's been forever since she got some nice art, this is better than nothing at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940800
>Monster Girl
>Friend
I dunno anon...I don't think they'd buy there being an anonymous third party MG who's "Just a friend".

>>14940803
I think Anubis in the Ken outfit, Dragon in the dress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940885
Anon alot of them dont rape. Alot of them just seduce people into fucking by being ultra hot

[Anonymous No.]

>no gyaru raiju twins

[Anonymous No.]

you guys ever miss crayonfag?

[Anonymous No.]

You wouldn't punch a succubus in her butt, would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940928
Well maybe you should have thought of that before you dreamfucked them.

>>14940948
Not sure if want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940932
Pat the Chibipede and feed her a cracker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940953
Would you punch a succubutt on the bus?

Would you steal a succubutt's blunderbuss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940952
I miss his maledom vs femdom pic because i feel like posting it whenever a shitstorm starts

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940952
Every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>2017
>Portal opens
>Elves appear all over the world
>They're shorter and more timid than they've been portrayed in our fictional works
>5' tall on average and even speaking loudly is enough to make them nervous
>Seeing us as larger and physically more powerful, they insist that they're our slaves
>Through negotiations, a compromise is reached that makes them happy
>A system is set up where Elven "slaves" are registered to an "owner" in order to stop trafficking and abuse
>Elves typically serve as maids, wet nurses and caregivers, with compensation coming in the form of room and board plus the ability to petition their "owner" for sperm to use for breeding purposes
Are you ready for government mandated Elf fucking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940948
Brown Raijus are best Raijus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940952
Nope

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940952
All the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940970
We're doomed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940970
I don't want an elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940970
I guess I'll stick with 2D human women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940955
They dreamraped me, it's not my fault!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14939760
>4
>Hellhound
Oh my.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14939760
>Gyaru Dark Valkryie
She is learning that less is more in the makeup department

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940970
Depends, how many am I expected to take on and how fat are their asses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940985
What can a man do to avoid such a terrible fate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940970
>Nervous elf maid who wants dicked
My country's goverment wouldn't be so kind but I'd welcome her with open arms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940997
Used goods. Shake my head sandpie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940971
Where the fuck is my Raijin, KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>Still no CKII monstergirl mods
Why is this allowed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940970
Man, sounds like a lot of extra effort. They better be extra cute and cuddly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940952
He was fun, so yeah I miss him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941019
Avoid elves, deny the elves, at the most controversial point remove elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941061
Okay I'll lock myself up in my house and never come out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941033
Thats not nice. How would you feel if you were raped by someone else other than your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941069
Well, you'll deny the elves so I won't complain.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what the anon who sold himself to the dark elf would do if this world was the case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941087
Pat himself on the back cause he got in with one that has a personality?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940952
Ye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941112
>gutswoman
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFtZ0SbWTrg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941112
>>14941129

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941034
Red Oni + Raiju = ????

[Anonymous No.]

I want to interlock hands with a Raiju!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941155
I want to play Rogue Trader with a tanuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941079
>tfw no waifu
Feels empty senpai

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941158
hfw you outplay her

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941155
DANGER! DANGER!

HIGH VOLTAGE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941176
Yeah, that would be good...Although I was more thinking about the RPG

Venture capitalism in space seems like it would attract them like Alices to chocolate

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941183
>power goes out in the entire neighborhood
>again
>power company makes a visit to your house
>again

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941183
But that's the best part!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941183
WHEN WE TOUCH!

WHEN WE KISS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941183
Raijus are dangerous!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Nothing goes better together than blue skin and black sclera.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941186
>"Golly Anon, sorry about the electrical bill again... Say do you know where the toaster is?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941208
I want to see a Zombies transition into Wighthood.
>>14941212
Those hips hot damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941214
I want to get kinky in the bedroom and see if lightbulbs will light up if stuck in certain places

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941208
Gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941216
I love her design, hopefully the artist does more of her.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what would happen if you exposed a raiju to an extremely powerful industrial electromagnet.

Probably best they stay away from MRI machines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941212
Is she taking off her pants or is that just a dumb JRPG design.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14939488

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941232
Blame the raijus for the helium shortage!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941183
I want to carry a Raiju and use her as a taser to protect myself from rapists and serial huggers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941232
What if you just bought a stun gun and used it on her nipples and clit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941236
I'm not sure sure myself, there's images where she doesn't have the pants in the set too but it seems that look is her default.

Also I take back what I said about wanting to see more of her, checked the guy's gallery and he'd drawn her as a futa with dick nipples. This is what I get for expecting nice things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941216

What if you had sex with a zombie girl and she turned into a Wight part of the way through it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941186
>>14941214
>tfw a Raiju laughs at your tiny AAA battery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941183
Uncensored version?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14939760
>roll a 1
>nothing changes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941212
What about pink skin and black sclera?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941261
>implying she doesn't go dire

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941269
Ah! An Alien!

Don't probe my butt!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14939760
>Kiki w/ giant breasts

Looks like she's gonna need a hand with those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941239
I swear, this artist is just amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

Pick your poison.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941276
You have something else that's getting probed

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941283
Elaborate?

[Anonymous No.]

Idea: there are genes that when present increase the chance of a guy alping. However, there is a genetic disorder in monstergirls that can cause her to turn into an alp under the right conditions if those genes are present. It is a very rare genetic disorder.

>Holsarus girl suddenly wakes up to find that she is flat chested.
>You and your cute hell hound daughtrus are shocked when your hell hound waifu has become an alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941244
We need more power. Hook her up to a car battery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941283
Personally I'm fond of arsenic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941291
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941291
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941282
And he has good taste in skullgirls.
>tfw his monster girl stuff will never get scanned

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940384
Apophis confirmed best lamia, best girl and best everything again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941290
Middle is a rokurokubi.
Right is a nopperabo.
Left is a totally normal schoolgirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941283
But anon, they aren't monsters on the outside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941306
Apophis is a cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941308
Thanks for the clarification.

Middle, then.

Left seems either like she's sick, or she's a gang member, and right has waaaaaay too much lipstick on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941311
They are on the outside, but not on the inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941313
The good thing is there's no real stories about them from what I recall, showing how truly shit they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941306
Apophis poisons voters, many left hospitalized and unable to vote. More at 11.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941269
I want to lick her feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941318
>right has waaaaaay too much lipstick on.
Pretty sure that's just the shading
Left is actually a kuchisake-onna who likes to take selfies and feel cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941301
>>14941302
Alps are so shit, that you can't help but hate them in perfect harmony with one another.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941320
It's like Will Smith's character said in the original Men in Black, when he's explaining why he only shot the little girl target - everyone else was a monster on the outside, she was the only one that didn't make sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941306
#1 Pop!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941336
Well a ten year old with astrophysics books are a bit suspicious

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941291

It is impossible to turn a Holstaur flat.

Also, it does not work that way, an alp gradually becomes something else, not the other way around you dork.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941313
No, you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941269
HYPE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhqVltWDqFA

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941313
Niet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941301
>>14941302
>>14941331
Hey i like alps. Mostly for the casual fuckbuddy element of it than anything else but i do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941353
>>14941362
Grape Snake is a bitch just like Liches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941368
>Liches
Hey. You. Yeah you. fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

Wife has a cool new job.
In other news, she got me a nice pair of sunglasses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941367
Don't worry about it. You can't help having shit taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941368
Care to back that claim up with some rationale?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941376
Very cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941368
Go away alp. Just because you can't be as good as other MGs doesn't mean you can insult them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941376
Oh fuck you I just got done watching some MiB videos

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941376
Stylish

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941376
You're gonna need to tell us how you met this dynamite gal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941367
Explain away gayboy, there is no excuse for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941368
You don't have proofs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941376
Nice touch with the one eyestalk upside down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941380
Not him bet probably the part where their entire shtick is being Grima Wormtongue.

>Come to the court of the pharaoh
>She gazes at you with tired hollow eyes while the apophis beside her whispers into her ear
>"Late is the hour..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941373
>>14941380
Grape Snakes, just like Liches use their husbands as guinea pigs and never listen if they say they don't want to be part of them.

Liches and Apophis' are the worst girls, other Undead and Lamina are so much better than them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941198
>>14941183
[Spoiler] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COhw4haka3s [/spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941402
You mean I can be useful?
Shit, sign me up. I'll further all the science and help achieve contained nuclear fusion through sex magic by the end of the decade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941183
>>14941407
>tfw no "Dirty Thunderstorm" duo to fight alongside

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941368
Fag.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941402
>Not wanting to be part of your wife's experiments
What a pussy, it's not like she can't fix you up with magic if something goes wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941457
Chaste orcs protecting the purity and smiles of elves is the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941457

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941459
Still wouldn't want to have any part in them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941467
Elves are too goddamn lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941470
Well, they are quick to recognize lewdness. There's gotta be some amount of it in the brain to cause such a rapid recognition.

[Anonymous No.]

My name is anon and I'm a slut to tailpussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941480
Aren't we all anon? Aren't we all....

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941470

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941489
Fuck no, I'm not
I'm a jinko man

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941480
My name is Anon and I'm a slut for anubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941480
My name is anon and I'm not a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941489
I'm not, Kakuens, Jinkos, and Mantis' are much better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941497
And I'm a minichuffs man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941502
Then why are you here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941505
looks like daughteru material

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941480
My name's anon and I'm a slut for Ushi-Onis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941480

My name is anon and a slut for Kejourou

[Anonymous No.]

Show me a monster that's a real American, one that fights for the right of every man!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941502
Don't kid yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941511
Is that the same artist that did delicious werewolf posted last thread?
I need to look this guy up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941497
>>14941505
>>14941511
Anons please, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941480
My name is anon and I'm a slut for Liches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941506
Because I love my waifu, and only her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941529
It was always too late, tovarisch

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941522
Americans are monsters already

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941529
its time anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941522
WHEN IT COMES CRASHING DOWN AND IT HURTS INSIDE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941216
>Zombies transition into Wighthood

>some guy lives some ways off the nearest village
>gets attacked by a wandering zombie, manages to capture it and decides to do the unthinkable since he lives alone in his house is in the woods and is lonely
>keeps the zombie chained up in a spare room
>after some time, he notices that the wounds and damage on her body have healed
>chalks it up as "undead voodoo regeneration bullshit"
>more days go by as a man of questionable sanity goes on his daily life and dicks the secret living corpse on the side
>now her skin's starting to go pale, and any discolorations have disappeared
>her hair is getting pale too
>maybe it's just his imagination, but her assets have gotten bigger, hair longer and thicker, and skin smoother
>maybe he's just losing it
>that night he leaves the zombie alone as usual after he's done his business
>next evening, he opens the door to the dark room again
>"All that, every night with my helpless body, and you did not even see it fit to tell me your name? What a rude man you are."
>San: 0

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941535
>>14941537
Anons no please! If you post one of my top five right now I might do something I regret!

[Anonymous No.]

Would any of you actually put forth the effort necessary to bag the monster girl of your dreams with all her flaws in tact?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941516
Excellent quality taste, chap

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941545
It's almost as if you want me to post more jinkos

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941545
like what~

[Anonymous No.]

>move into a new home with a vampire for neighbor
>become fast friends, she's not haughty at all
>have known her for months now and talk to her everyday, but despite this she still has a difficult time making eye contact with you, to the point of occasionally hiding her face
>little do you know she has been paying you nightly visits for the past three months
>stated out as innocent feeding, has now grown into a more intimate affair, albeit one-sided
>it has traversed into spooning and careful wing burritos
>one night she becomes a bit to carried away and you stir a little in your sleep, subconsciously pulling her into a tight hug
>vampire panics slightly but decides against struggling, expecting you to loosen your hold of her or change position in your sleep
>decides that the best course of action is to wait in the warm embrace of her crush until further notice
>fast asleep within the hour

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941545
>>14941550
meant to post a jinko

Pic related, my favorite jinko

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941544
Sanity without love is overrated.

>>14941548
Bag? No. Woo? Yes.

Anything worth having is worth the effort to attain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941552
Vigorously masturbate to cute tiger girls, please anon, stop posting cute tiger girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941558
no~

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941480
My name is anon and I'm a slut for almost all monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941554
Cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941554
She could at least seduce him and the rape him like a proper lady.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941570
good man!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941548
Of course. I'd have to prepare for a long desert trek, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941561
Anon, why must you do this to me? At least you didn't post Monkey girls with big butts that deserved to be slapped.

[Anonymous No.]

I going to create a army of loyal warrior wives!
or settle with a soldier beetle or something, what ever comes first

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941583
>loyal warrior wives!
gotta have a dark valk in that harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941583
I'm sure there aren't that many soldier beetles out there, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941558
jinkos are just the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941552
>>14941555
Jiang-Shi Jinko when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941586
might get lucky and find one or maybe one will fine me.who knows?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941591
Don't know, wouldn't that make her dead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941591
...Yknow what, I want to see this too. Not sure why it never occurred to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941554
She must be really good at hiding the bite marks.
But in any case, if I found out, I'd be flattered as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941570
The wheel... spins... again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941586
I feel sorry for the guy that doesn't know that they they fight over who gets him first and run into a whole group that likes him

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941588
Kakuen, Jinko and Mantis are all tied for number one personally. They're all just so great in their own way.

[Anonymous No.]

>part of an order army
>lose in fight to monster army, get captured and haled away
>expect to be tortured or kept in a prison or something
>turns out not to be the case, the enemy army treats you really nice
>a little bit too nice
>each captive is assigned a 'keeper'
>Keeper spends all day with them to ensure they dont end up running away
>mostly spend the day just walking around camp doing things, since your squad was the only immediate threat
>Eat together, bathe together, even have to sleep in the same bed
>not all of them sleep with clothes on
>dont wear armor around camp, just normal clothes
>actually look kinda cute
>no rapes yet, but every man is left wondering how long he can hold out spending so much time around such an affectionate attractive woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941602
>wouldn't that make her dead?
So?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941602
>You'll never be a war orphan adopted by a Jinko and her husband and raised along with their daughters.
>You'll never tell your adoptive mother you don't want to be a worker like your father, you want to be a warrior like her.
>You'll never train alongside your adoptive sisters in the family's martial art and compete in tournaments.
>You'll never end up attracting a few monstergirls during your fights and wake up to find a ton of marriage requests from powerful families.
This sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941626
I don't know if I could handle Jinko mom without wanting to fuck her

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941628
that's what the sisters are for

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941628
The Jinko mom's already spoken form so you'd at least have imoutos and onee-sans to take care of that for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941616
Man being a part of the military in MGE would be a short lived carrier but it would be a blast

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941638
Christ, I need to proofread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941628
>>14941630
>Wanting to fuck the Jinko Mom or the sisters.
>Not wanting one of your many martial artist suitors who want to "unite your schools".
>Not wanting any of your noble suitors who were charmed by your fighting prowess.
>Not wanting the cute White Jinko who's both a noble and a martial artist.
>Not wanting all your suitors.

I mean okay maybe the sister who's been the closest to you since you were kids, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941643
Can't help it, I love the chuffs

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941608
Teron Gorefiend get the fuck outta here

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941647
Then get them from the White Jinko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941616
if your going to get snu snu'ed anyway, you may as well be snu snu'ed willingly is what I always say

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941643
The suitors aren't Jinkos and uniting with inferior schools will only lower standards.

Jinko sister harem all the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941652
>Being snu snu'ed
>Not pinning her down and fucking her silly
But if that's what you like, then do what makes you happy.

[Anonymous No.]

I take a couple days off, and all of a sudden the thread is flooding with new content. Cute druella stuff, a lanternon update, manticore with a daki oh god my heart.

Why do you do this to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941653
You mean to tell me you wouldn't marry various other monstergirls because 1: they're very attractive, 2: they're very in love with you, and 3: Your children will learn the culmination of all your school's arts and become the strongest martial artists in history?
Not even the cute White Jinko princess who could totally kick your ass if she didn't get so flustered every time she saw you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941663
Because it happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941663
And Carl is gone, at least for a little bit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941663
>>14941670
Dairy-er!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941663
>lantern update
FUCK WHEN WAS THIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941678
I want to tenderly love those Manti.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941663
We've had quite a boom lately, we even got a Lich last thread with another on the way soon.

I can't remember the last time we got this much new content in quick succession.

[Anonymous No.]

Anon~

[Anonymous No.]

there's something about a woman that will fight along side you and call you master

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941691
I too am interested, just started reading his Paladin series after finishing the Lantern one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941691
15th

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941678
>>14941678
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNwqZsCBQkQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPHHhbVE8HU

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941699
>and call you master
Eh, no thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941698
no~

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941699
I dig the chain as a weapon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941711
Yes~

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941698
Oh my god you're always here. Fuck off you stupid ass fluffy fly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941699
I can dig that, warrior girls are great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941698
Shit moth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941695
I'm not complaining, i just hate having to dig for it. I hope Less eventually bins the Druella stuff in one spot (in order) so I can see it. I've been led to believe there's sort of a progression with them?

But that manticore. I want to cuddle her.

Oh and whatever happened to the "In the previous thread" anon? That was actually really nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941714
I SAID NO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941670
I hope whoever drew this comes back and makes a muscly jinko ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941723
Recap anon? He's been dead for a long, long time.

He came back for 2 threads at one point and then died again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941698
Yes?
Best & Cutest Moth

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941729
Yeah I remember that. I'd do it, but the thread always dies early in the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941700
I used to be on palies side, but then he started rubbing his dick about this great guy who would rather genocide humans then let them be happy with monsters and i realized hes kinda a pyscho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941699
Why master? The maid shit is rather played out; nothing but a bad taste left in my mouth now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14939760
>4
0x4 is still 0

Not because she's flat chested. I just don't have a waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941710
don't you want a Loyal sword wielding angel?

>>14941712
>no dark Valkyrie to pull victims in wiile shouting "GET OVER HERE!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941698
Hey, you're back!

Apologies about the light, but all my incandescents burned out and LEDs were just too affordable to pass up.

I do hope it won't be an issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941745
why does she have to be a maid? A servant in battle and sex works just as well.

I want a battle servant, not a house worker and even if I wanted the later, she would not be a maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941745
Nice opinions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941699
>>14941712
Fuck you both now I want to see a story where she binds her master/opponent's arm with her chain before saying something like "Ara ara~ Love's chain binds us together~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941727
The drawfags name is Figgot.
Also, I can't believe I once though Figgot and the Leanan-Sidhe guy were two different people.

[Anonymous No.]

I keep hoping for a chapter where Lantern's MC rips off his collar, throws himself into the arms of an MG, and lives a happy life after emotional healing and being gifted with a son.

Then I remember that I like a good story, and that would be boring.

Interesting chapter as always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941764
Comrade > Servant

>>14941765
Thanks senpai, subscribe to my blog for more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941745
Definitely. Maids shouldn't have much of a focus here anyway, but recently it's just been laid on so thick, it gets irritating as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941777
>Comrade > Servant
for you maybe
If I wanted a comrade I would not corrupt the Valkyrie

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941690
This drawfag has come along nicely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941663
We used to have lots of content before most of the writefags were driven off by this place and bummerfag put his feet up

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941745
Dark Valkyries view their husbands as their new masters in place of the chief god.
Nigga do you even read the profiles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941802
The word 'master' triggers me, just posting off the cuff. Nah, most of em don't interest me so I don't bother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941806
Did all the talk about kikis seriously give you a trigger word?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941811
It makes me cringe, I use the word 'trigger' because it is hip with the youngsters on the internet these days. Several months of overplaying the same fetish, that never did anything for me in the first place, motivates me to shift the thread in a new direction.

[Anonymous No.]

>dark valk posting
Finally something I can get behind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941820
Would you prefer GOSHUJIN-SAMA? Or how about DANNA-SAMA?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941828
Nice, don't believe I've seen that art before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941820
Can that new direction involve naked mud wrestling with wolfgirls in the forest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941699
That's called a "Pawn" anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941820
>Several months of overplaying
try about a year
I get what you mean, though I prefer dark valks to kiki's the word is pretty much the same

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941835
>Golbez Gazer
Yeah no

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941838
What in the 9 hells are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

If you fools do not deliver me ten million dollars in the next 48 hours I will make all monster girls waifus real.
I'm not bluffing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941846
Sweet deal. Okay, I'll do nothing.
I'll even take money from you if it means more waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941838
That Gazer has no semblance to Golbez.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941846
I dare you to make those Sneks real. You wont do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941846

I've already you the 10 million dollars! Now monster girls will never be real

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941833
Go for it, but I doubt the thread will catch on. So stuck in the maid trench we'll never see light again. Kikis probably suffer the most from this, their whole schtick was being maids and now that isn't anything special.
Something like Monster Cowboys vs Indians would be nice instead of the usual humdrum.

[Anonymous No.]

Gimme your wurms or else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941846
we have to stop this madman!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941843
>>14941852
Try playing Dissidia

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941863
True. I think it's a shame jinkos have fallen into the maid trap too. There's so much else you can do with them, but maids are just boring to the point of repulsion.

The hakutaku suffers the same problem as the kiki in that her whole shtick is a fetish thing, but strangely enough, despite having more going for them than the kiki, they're way less popular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941877
You'll get all the wurms you can carry if you stop that madman before he gives me a cute fujo oomukade gf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941877
Put all your wurms in this burlap sack or else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941899
Too late.

[Anonymous No.]

http://norse-mythology.org/tales/the-fortification-of-asgard/

Reminder that if Sleipnir MGs become real, we all know what happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941906
Thanks herr doctor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14939760
>Apophis
>Rolled a 2

May the Demon Lord have mercy on my Pelvis

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking Smite has left me wanting for Jotunn women in stories

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941933
Peny wrote a jotunn greentext.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941946
Greentexts aren't stories

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941933
I think Spider and the Fly mentioned a Jotunn, like once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941951
You're not a story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941987
Except greentext is a shitty substitute for actual prose and anybody that uses it is just a lazy piece of shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941987
You're mom is a story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941991
Time, place, location buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942015
1300 tomorrow, 12487 Warwick Blvd, Newport News, VA 23606

Be there or be square faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942021
I don't know what's more amusing. The idea of someone actually going to that place to fight, or the idea of two fat nerds beating the shit out of each other over literary elitism.
If I could, I'd sell tickets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942021
I'm sorry, I didn't know you were a literal autist.
I hope you enjoy meeting Sabbath missionaries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942021
Navyfag?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942021
Just called my gay uncle who used to molest me and works for the FBI and told him that address is where some Islamic militants will be meeting.
Get fucking destroyed homo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942041
Please send them to me instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942046
>Going out in the cold wearing that
I'd say that she had it coming, but getting her warm is a higher priority.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942041
>Literal autist
It's a fucking McDonald's' address you mongoloid

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942021
Just told my Ushi-oni friend that a lonely virgin boy will be waiting for her there.

Good luck kiddo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942073
I don't know my MikkyDs addresses by sight. Something to do with no being an Americlap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942091
Actually I just typed in a random address in Newport News, I was aiming for a Carl's Jr or a Hardee's because at least those places have food that won't kill you on first bite

>>14942043
I live in Alexandria, senpai. It's easier to just send the faggot at least 3 - 4 hours away from me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942091
Just should have googled it ya ninny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942046
She forgot her towel. Rookie mistake.

I'll lend her mine, but she'll need to pay me back somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942073
>McDonald's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5e-zAljAgqs

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942040
There's nothing elitist out of stating that greentexts aren't stories.

[Anonymous No.]

"Six more days Anon-kun!~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942115
If only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942109
Calling people who use it lazy pieces of shit is though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942115
Until?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942115
If I view you through my phone, do you come out tiny?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942101
I thought they were called MacGonalds in Japan.
Also that feelerino when no overbearing anubis senpai who takes her wage slavery too seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942115
that's what you said last time...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942121
She's gonna get ya!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942115
No solicitors

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942124
Well meaty paws are better for bossing people around with, instead of flipping burgers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940192
If a writefag would write a decently long enough story, and was actually good, I'd commission.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942118
Truth hurts senpai

[Anonymous No.]

The greatest bounty hunter in the galaxy is after you, what do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942131
The wendigo will get me first

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941991
You have no idea just how much OC is greentext, do you? But sure, have nothing instead. Alternatively, write it yourself in prose, faggot. You wouldn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942150
Find the greatest body-guard in the galaxy of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942139
Commission writefagging tends to be expensive. For reference, I usually make $250 for freelance articles on online news websites, and $500+ for academic-quality commissions. This is compared to higher end art commissions which rarely go past $100.

I imagine that like myself, anyone who can write on a professional basis already makes far more money doing so in their job, or writing for commercial interests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940952
Miss him so much, go to /a/ drawthread or the WWD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942124
>Start working at McDonald's part time in high school
>Your manager is an ultra strict Anubis who seems to have it out for you personally
>You spent your entire shift cleaning a single table one time because she kept telling you that you missed some spots and to do it over
>One time she tried to quit and she just flat out told you no, then scheduled you for more hours the next week
>When you didn't show up, she came to your home and told your parents you were ditching work and that she was there to ensure you started showing up
>After a couple years of that, she promotes you to assistant manager
>Your job is now to do her job, while she barks at you nonstop about how you're doing it all wrong and how to fix it
>Try to quit again, saying you're moving away for college
>Instead, she files transfer paperwork for the two of you
>She starts meddling in your college courses as well
>Thanks to her meddling, you have a 6 hour gap in the middle of the day, 5 days a week, where you have no classes
>You're scheduled for that time every week
>By the time you graduate college, she's district manager and you're assistant district manager
>She's still on your case all the time about things not being perfect
>Another 15 years later and you're president of the company
>She's now your wife
>Rather, she told you that you were her husband and wouldn't take no for an answer
>She's still overbearing sometimes
>"Dear, your tie is crooked. Again. I swear, what would you do without me?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942095
>food that won't kill you on first bite
You lying, heretical piece of shit

McDs is delicious. It's 20 minutes after the last bite you'll be wanting to kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942165
Hmm. Thank god I never worked, nor will ever work in the fast food industry.

I much prefer the anubi in my profession, anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942156
Great, now I have to ask. Which writefag are you?

[Anonymous No.]

You nerds will argue about anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no faceless gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942177
I already dropped financial figures, so if I stick a name on it it'll just seem like being a braggart.

But my point is that work from a talented writer usually takes far longer than art from a talented artist, due to divergence of product; e.g., all character art commissions are roughly similar, involving a humanoid body, skin, hair, etc. Writing doesn't have a similar cookie-cutter template to work off of. So its much higher time requirements usually means much higher costs than art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942187
Crazyangel and Tsunderesnake can argue about their soft drinks all they want.

I'll be chasing after best girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942156
How much would cute waifu story about cute waifu doing cute waifu things and maybe sex cost?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942192
I had an idea for a Noppera-Bou MG once with her using masks as a medium to express herself similar to HexaDecimal from Reboot, but the IRCfags called it pretentious and that's all she wrote.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942196
>seem like being a braggart
If you say so. I don't care about your money, I'm interested in comparing your apparent success with your ability to write short-fiction. You wouldn't be the first to be able to write for the top corporations yet not being able to write a better story than Twilight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942131
Anything but that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942165
>a few weeks later you snap and smother her with a pillow
This is for the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942139
>>14942156
A friend once paid me $20 to write some lewds for him.

Easiest money I ever made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942165
But isn't Roland McDonald the president of McDonalds.
Should've just given her five kids to look after in college. That'll put her in place.
Good job

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942247
Were they good lewds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942165
...not entirely sure if want.

>>14942174
You. You are mah nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942251
Eh, I thought I did alright.

I kind of just ripped off a doujin with a similar situation (From the same series even) and just switched out the characters. He seemed happy with it though. Granted he hates the characters from the doujin so I doubt he ever read it.

Still, $20.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942255
I want to warm my hands with her tail!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942150
Offer to pay more than the bounty for her services as a bodyguard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942261
>Not getting up behind her
>Not feeling her tail brushing against your front as you slip your arms around her
>Not sliding your hands into her pockets
>Not nuzzling against the back of her head as you intertwine your fingers with hers in the warm confines of her pockets
Step it up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942261
I want to tell her about stars!
There's the Southern Cross, and that's the-

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941906
Thanks Doc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942278
>You will never share the best seat imaginable for stargazing with an Anubis
Damn. It. All.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942165
That could have gone horribly wrong if the man she was after wasn't mentally sound.
Best case scenario, she would have to explain to her superiors why she's keeping such a terrible employee.
Worst case scenario, she's explaining why the restaurant burned down to the ground.

In any case, I would agree with >>14942174 in that I would be less likely to want to kill myself from having an Anubis boss in an Engineering firm, as opposed to having an Anubis boss in a fast food joint.
She's a slave driver either way, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942174
I'm not even big on Anubis, but somehow, a sweaty greasy tomboy Anubis turns me on

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942165
>>When you didn't show up, she came to your home and told your parents you were ditching work and that she was there to ensure you started showing up
>Apologize to my parents for bringing this crazy bitch home
>They nod understandingly and call the cops, as I have already told them all about the situation
>Cops arrive and take the irate and now-violent sand dog away
>Find another job
>Almost break down crying on your first day at how different and wonderful the work atmosphere is
>Manage to keep it in though, a few of your co workers giving you and your perpetual smile some odd looks
>Hit it off with the cute ghoul who keeps shooting you looks

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941291
>Alp that was never at any point a boy

But then what's the point, Anon? If you hate the genderbender aspect that much, there's over a hundred other monster girls to pick from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941291
So what you're saying is there's genes to make any monstergirl turn into a generic succubus. That sounds like shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941291
Alping isn't a gene, it's a meme. It's a literal memetic virus that passes between hosts with the purpose of creating more alps that perpetuate the meme as well as any gene. If we stopped the meme, we could end all alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942285
A sweaty, tomboy Anubis that isn't afraid to push you onto the bed after a long day at the shop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942321
Yes! Her smell of oil, sweat, and pent up frustration from a long day at the shop as she has her way with me! It's even better if I'm nice and clean beforehand, to create a contrast as she dirties me up!

[Anonymous No.]

>all this anubis love

Do you guys ever think about Anubises that aren't delicious chocolate?
Is that weird?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942346
We waz kangsz

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942319
>Not turning the alp virus into a weapon
>Not turning it on enemy countries to convert their entire male population into alps
>Not fucking it up super hard and alping nearly the entire world's male population except yourself for some mysterious reason
>Not recreating "Y: The last man" but as a world where all the men are alps instead of all the men being dead

Making alping a meme virus makes it too strong.

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any stories you guys know of that take a brighter, non-problematic or perhaps a pseudo-utopian outlook on monster-human shared world? At least from a social or political standpoint, 'course a story still centers on a conflict of some sort. I've been lurking through the Writefag List for some time but don't think I've met any so far.

Kind of grown up on utopic literature to put it plain and would honestly like to see a monstergirl universe wrapped into the genre.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942321
>>14942329
Dear. God. YES.
Need more of this...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942268
>fluffy paw handholding
No, too lewd! Don't hold hands with fluffy paws as it leads to heart pupils and soft cuddlerape!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942362
Alright, so definitely hold hands with fluffy paws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942358
Averageanons, some of Penywise's stuff, Gunstars stuff, and Kitsoviets recent stories.
Also PRWs stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942358
Sex and Utopia are incompatible.
Try the Coming Race. It's got delicious super aryan femdom and Victorian pseudo-science out the ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942346
Yeah I have thought of it, also I think about how overused and overrated they are, it's like if you take out of the spotlight for 2 seconds they'll die. I'm not saying we should have topics on commonly discussed monster girl(otherwise that could lead to the same thing that's happening to the Anubis and Hellhound) just saying variety is the spice of life and too much of any one thing can easily overstay it's welcome if not careful.

[Anonymous No.]

>Petite Vampire
>Unbelievably picky about seating
>Only top of the line, custom made furniture crafted by hand chosen artisans are good enough for her
>She never actually sits on any of them though
>Her husband does, and she sits on his lap
>Her excuse is "Only the finest for my husband, and only the finest for me."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942362
>Yeti
>cuddlerape
>rape
Yeti's are pure and loving girls, you jerk.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isoQtTK1-9I
What if flying Sandworms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942358
I keep asking but all anyone seems to want to write is grimdark MGC.

>>14942372
>Sex and Utopia are incompatible
Que?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942377
If people didn't want to talk about them, they wouldn't be.

If they don't want to talk about them, then they won't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942346
I've thought of an albino anubis before.
And a rare silver anubis subspecies. Does that count.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942358
There are a tonne of stories that have nothing to do with some kind of social or political tension and revolve around mini-tensions between two people. You could view it as a utpoic SoL if you take small liberties with the setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942377
People eat good food because it's good. People read good books because they're good. People talk about Anubis because they're best girl.

>>14942378
Anal slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942380

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942268
Oh my. Imagine her reaction to that. You're nuzzling aside her long, silky hair to rub the nape of her neck with your nose, and you're worming your fingers between the fluffiness of her own digits, over her knuckles and between the most sensitive parts of her hands. Why, she'll be blushing hard enough to melt the snow around her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942379
If you get a boner when a Yeti hugs you it's over, she's gonna fuck you softly and warmly whether you want it or not

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942395
Perfect! All the better to keep us both warm!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942398
It's not rape if you get a boner.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942388
>Anubis best girl
That's up to each's personal taste. But even your argument is flawed, because eating the same food while good in small amounts will make you sick if eat it too often. You get bored if you keep reading the same book over and over in row. best girl is a debatable title, one that is unique to each and never constant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942380
This is why paladins protect us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942282
The best seat is the one you become when you try your best to dickthrone her in zero gravity. That probably wouldn't work too well though. Not enough leverage, unless you wrap your arms around her waist and pump her up and down on your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942407
>But even your argument is flawed, because eating the same food while good in small amounts will make you sick if eat it too often. You get bored if you keep reading the same book over and over in row
What is a waifu for $600?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942413
A miserable little pile of secrets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942384
Utopia is post-desire. Ideas will be passed down, not genes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942413
Someone you love and enjoy being with. She's also someone you experience new things and form memories with that last a life time. She also is the girl you have ex with and learn about, discovering things, likes that are both similar to you and different from your own likes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942430
This is a good partner, not a waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942404
Oh chocolate skin, why must you tempt me so much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942404
delicious brown is great

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942436
Yeah, but a partner is the first step when you meet someone who may become your waifu. Also, I'm pretty sure there is a good chance that your partner if you imagine her is likely is your waifu, or else that's pretty weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942403
Can't argue with that logic, enjoy this one (1) yeti free of charge

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942423
I think you're confusing utopia with transcendence.

That aside, you assume that sex is inherently selfish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942446
I shall call her George.

[Anonymous No.]

Another wife request was finished.

http://fumio936.tumblr.com/post/141291104085/
http://fumio936.tumblr.com/post/141291293350/

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942456
Do you speak Nip?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942456
>http://fumio936.tumblr.com/post/141291293350/
Those are some nice gazer tiddies

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942456
Puffy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942398
Lies. Yeti girl wants mutually loving snuggles.

That being said, only a sick man could turn down cuddlesex with something so soft and kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942378
Cute with a q

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942460
He knows english.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942370
>>14942372
Noted and noted. Thanks! I'll be checking those with a pace.
Some of the names aren't new to me, although I haven't read a single writer up to the last letter yet. Guess they need a closer look.
>Sex and Utopia are incompatible.
Now that is something hard to agree with. Or I probably should've noted I'm less after perfection in philosophical/progressive sense and more after it's mundane, down-to-earth perspective.

>>14942387
That works, yeah. Plots that evade any insights into the bigger picture entirely do help to fill it with whatever. Though I'd still enjoy one that puts effort into major-scaled building precisely to show how despite everything, it can still work out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941526
That's Hisahiko, renowned purveyor of elf posteriors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942456
>Fumio
Are you a magician of some sort? Holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942474
Love goes a long way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942473
>green giant
not sure if want

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942456
>Fumio
Dare I ask you his prices?

[Anonymous No.]

>Racist Paladins Refuse Demon Cadet from entering!
>Is you husband too hung? Nashada Darkhoof chimes in on what the perfect husband size is.
>Watch Sabbath Rights Activist Tear Down Cow Tittied Whore!

What other monster clickbait articles can you think up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942487
>This woman used one weird trick to attract the man of her dreams and have 20 babies

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942485
It was a request anon I just asked
you should know me by now

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942489
I now have the image of a heavily pregnant minotaur standing next to a tired looking husband while their brood and a wurm in minotaur clothes surround him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942492
What, just on like, a tumblr ask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942496
Direct message, he doesn't have asks open.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942487
She Smeared Jelly On A Steak And What Happens Next Will Blow Your Tits Off

Secret Husband Getting Techniques Of The East REVEALED!

One weird trick to get monstergirls to leave you alone forever! The Demon Lord hates it!

It made me physically ill to write those.

The last one infects your computer with one or more succuviruses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942487
>This flat-chested daughter of a bitch is fucking super hung husband and basically you're fucking stupid click here to know how

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942487
>Meet the world's youngest alp! Boy monsterizes at the age of 5

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942489
>Only 20

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942487
>Has science gone too far?
>Picture of a Hellhound doing chores while on a maid outfit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942487
>>Watch Sabbath Rights Activist Tear Down Cow Tittied Whore!
Fucking pedobait. Won't some one please think of the cow titted whores?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942492
Not him, but the temptation is too much for me.
I really want to see Fumio draw a species I like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942502
Clickbait sucks no matter the race.

>>14942503
It's a flat kobold isn't it?

>>14942504
That made me laugh and feel sad at the same time.


>>14942507
Better than the ultra muscled harpy ones.

[Anonymous No.]

I want an oppai loli grizzly that I can sit in my lap and fondle the ears of

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942456
Loving this style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942512
He mentions on his blog that if you message him with a request he has a low probability of drawing it depending on his mood.
Might take months to get a response, even, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942532
I'll work up the gall to request from him at some point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942532
So you mean to say that out of some 10% chance of him drawing this, you succeeded?
Bruh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942473
>find him on pixiv
>nothing but boats as far as the eye can see
Goddamn right I'm mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942487
RACE WAR
RACE WAAAAAAAR

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942550
Look him up on Gelbooru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942585
I would not be allowed to buy elves, my urges to dress them as maids and use potions on them would be too much.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942593
That's a fancy leotard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942593
Thick thighed, fat bottomed elves!

[Anonymous No.]

Thread shrank while I was catching up. Somebody got nuked but I didn't see anything to cause it. What happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942187
>worst girl likes best cola
Goddammit.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you and your shark waifu cope with the fact that your daughterus eat each other in the womb and only one is born?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942616
Pepsi is objectively better than coke, Anon.
Dr. Pepper is better than both though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942619
We don't because Mamonomana

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942620
>not drinking the mountain jew
shiggy diggy doo

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942612
Don't worry about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942620
>Illias is worst girl
Good joke.

>>14942625
It's an addiction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942619
B-b-but muh mamanamana though, where it be at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942625
**Guilty.**

>>14942612
Someone didn't like the Trump MG discussion apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942630
That just makes the one born even healthier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942630
It changes it from eating to "eating"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942619
Dow do snakefags deal with the fact that their waifu wants to abandon her eggs/babies as soon as they're born so that they learn to care for themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942629
Who can say no to neon green slime though?
It has what we neeedn, if only it came in an alcoholic version.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942589
That's one of many acceptable uses of elves though. One of the more vanilla ones, but acceptable.

>>14942641
Just wrap the daughterus around mama, they'll take care of themselves until she stops being tsuntsun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942641
By getting her pregnant again.

>>14942643
Blue mountain dew > green > red.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942641
Of course not
>Come home to find Echidna waifu watching discovery channel
>She's crying but also angry
>Ask her what's wrong
>She wants to genocide the snakes
Time to explain how important predators are in keeping down the vermin population

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942641
My Snek wife is a good mother though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942648
Yeah but it'll only be so long before I start giving them specific potions and things get crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942650
Blue pepsi > all
RIP

What kind of soft drink do the various monster races tend to prefer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942619
Then we'll be a family of action, not words, ruled by strength, not committee.

[Anonymous No.]

Which MG would you be the most happy to recieve a Valentine's from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942665
The one I love.

2easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940516
>Hire anubis maid
>You hardly ever see her
>Rather than cleaning the house herself, she shows up in the afternoon with an army of mummies and has them clean everything for her
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LpXiCXD0hw&t=3m30s

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942665
The one who means it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942665
A haughty vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942665
My waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942665
Onee-san

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942665
I would be ok with the ones that don't have poison, but I would be extremely happy if the one I fell for gave me one.

[Anonymous No.]

Anybody else ever notice sometimes their posts will show up, then disappear for a couple minutes, then magically be back like nothing happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942665
My waifu of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942689
My 4chan x fucks up and makes the post, then tells me it's not mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942665
One of my favorites, though even then I'd still suspect it was done out of either guilt or obligation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942665
The one I love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942665
The cupid who, in a fit of irony, is nearly unable to deliver her own confession on a day tailor-made for her day job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942665
An alp that hasn't completely gotten the spaghetti out of her pockets yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942665
Mantis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942665
Easy centurs because they think that no one loves them or their bodies, making them feel often insecure. So giving one a valentine would make them blush hard and probably hug you tightly for making them feel happy and loved, the way all centaurs and just monster girl in general should feel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942665
One that likes me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942537
I think you mean to say: http://a.pomf.cat/ifzjko.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942730
>o one loves them or their bodies
They aren't wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942728
>Mantis.
>A mantis wordlessly hands you a box of chocolate on V-day
>You know what this means, but you seem far more flustered by the fact than she is
>Suddenly there is a light breeze
>Also, you're naked
>By the time you realize that last fact she's already mounting you and you get raped in front of everyone in whatever area so chose to "confess" in.
>She eats the chocolates you thought she was giving to you when she's done because fucking makes her hungry
>Apparently you were only holding them for her
>She gives you a peck on the cheek and drops a sum of money of roughly the same value as the clothes she just destroyed on your chest and walks off
>This marks the third time today.
Valentine's in MGC, everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to pay some of less talked about girls some attention.

You don't want a slightly yandere undine that speaks in third person to show up at your house do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942756
>They aren't wrong.
Yes they are. The trick is no one they would want to love back loves them for their bodies. I mean, Bronies count as "scum of the earth," right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942665
Literally any one of them. I'm pretty lonely and full of love for whoever wants it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942768
>"P-Put on the horse head! O-Oh Twilight."
>"D-darling? It's hot in this rubber mask."
>"S-shut up! Ponies don't talk. Neigh!"
>"N-neigh."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942650
>talking shit about red
I wwill end you m8ty

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh! The walls have fallen and the demon army is swarming over the defenders! The city is lost!

Prince Anon, you must flee to the countryside to rally the army and push back the enemy hordes. Your escape depends entirely on your trusty monstergirl bodyguard. Surely she can get you out alive!

Roll for your bodyguard
monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono

Now roll 5 d10 to determine her stats
https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm

The numbers correspond to to following in this order:
INT
DEX
STR
SPIRIT
LUST

How do you fair? Keep in mind, if you bodyguard's LUST is higher than her SPIRIT she may rape you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942772
>"WHINNY LIKE A SLUT!"

I wonder if jockey cosplay would turn centaurs on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942774
It's good, but not green good and nowhere near blue good.
It's like comparing the king kong remake with its game.

[Maritan No.]

Posting a cute Barb-Tan.
Have a Beary good night everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942779
I think having a fake horse head cover their human torso would just weird them out too much to make them horny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942768
Pretty sure they're not "scum of the earth" for wanting to fuck horses, but more trying to insist that they're the primary demographic of the show and not the little girls the merchandise is for and spreading their cancerous fantasies where children can find it. I mean bestiality isn't a new concept, and you wouldn't be seen as scum of the earth for it before, just insane or disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942778
>Ignis
INT 3
DEX 3
STR 9
SPIRIT 8
LUST 2

She won't be able to chase me down if II get grabbed by a fast girl, but she has the power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942760
>being at disposal of a powerful, confident emotionally scarce dom girl
Yay!
>shallow one time route
N-nay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942778
>Hellhound
INT 6
DEX 7
STR 10
SPIRIT 1
LUST 3

Well she's practically unstoppable. I just have to hope she doesn't turn on me because 10 strength.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942778
>demon lord
I have feeling my city falling was an inside job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942800
>shallow one time route
She pecked you on the cheek and paid for your clothes, there's a chance she thinks of you as more than a one pump chump; they probably just lose interest really quickly after sex. I mean, it's not like she's a manticore or some--oh god.

>Manticores on Valentine's Day
RUN! The smarmy cunts would probably play Cupid with their spines when they're not busy raping men of their own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942778
>Dormouse
God dammit

>Int 9
>Dex 1
>Str 2
>Spirit 3
>Lust 9

I'm fucked.
She could probably cast a sleep spell on the entire enemy army with that int but I'm sure she'll be too busy magic-ing me into sex with her to bother with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942778
>Sylph
9 INT
5 DEX
7 STR
6 SPIRIT
9 LUST
I'm going to be fine, but I'm going to be raped by all the colors of the wind. Great strength and decent speed, and incredibly intelligence as her greatest asset. But all that lust is going to be tough to handle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942778
>Amazoness

>INT - 1
>DEX - 5
>STR - 5
>SPIRIT - 2
>LUST - 8

great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942778
>Wurm
>INT: 9
>DEX: 8
>STR: 1
>SPIRIT: 3
>LUST: 9

Did I just get Megumin as a Wurm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942823
I think that's a two-legged wurm. Wonderful.

>>14942827
She'd love making ur dik "explode."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942778
Lilialraune
INT: 3
DEX: 1
STR: 7
SPIRIT: 4
LUST: 7
Kinda fitting they can't move for shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942788
Touch butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942788
>Have a Beary good night everyone
Boooo

Speaking of which there was a bear-gril in the march comic Kairakuten but I can't find a decent scan of it yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942823
Not only is she dumb as a brick and out of shape, but she'll almost certainly spend all of her guarding time raping you.

>>14942827
>Wurm
>INT: 9
>DEX: 8
>STR: 1
Fucking huh?

[Anonymous No.]

I just wanna spoon with a wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>14939257
Bahahahaha

That is the best name for fairy fucking ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942778
>Ryu
>Int 6
>Dex 8
>Str 10
>Spirit 8
>Lust 9
You know what? Fuck it. Time to genderflip that scene from Shoot 'Em Up. We've got this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942778
>Mermaid

8 INT
1 DEX
4 STR
6 SPR
8 LUST

I fair just fine but I don't fare so well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942764
But of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942885
She seems like a decent mage. You'll be fine. Raped, but fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942779
>Centaurs into bondage and whipping
I am ok with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942778
>Familiar

>3 int
>2 dex
>10 str
>10 spirit
>6 lust

I don't know man, at least she's strong as fuck and will do what I tell her to, as long as it's not too complicated. I might make it out okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942896
You forgot shotacon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942764
>implying I don't
Undines are love. I hope your definition of "slightly yandere" doesn't coincide with that of bolt cutter-anon's, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942899
>Tell her to open the castle gate so you can escape
>Doesn't have the dexterity to work the mechanism to open the gate
>Not smart enough to figure out to lift it
>So she just pushes
>And pushes
>The whole gate shudders and the walls crack as she just pushes the entire gate out of the wall and makes it fall to the ground
Brute force can do wonders

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942868
>Fucking huh?

The Anti-Wurm has come.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942778
>Alraune

>4 int
>4 dex
>2 str
>2 spirit
>7 lust

I'm completely stuck with an immobile and underpowered bodyguard that's extremely horny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942764
I gladly pay some loveless girls some attention, loneliness is a horrible thing for any monster girl to suffer. I gladly gather up a couple of snail and slug girl to invite over for some delicious homemade dinner and conversation. Afterwards we can all engage in some loving cuddles and head pats, as I tell them that they're all cuties and I would like to give them the love they never have. I will make them all smile, smiles I will fiercely protect, for it may just be the first time they've ever smiled in their whole lives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942827
>>14942899
These two seem to have their stats mixed up

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942778
Parasite Slime

INT: 1
DEX: 6
STR: 9
SPIRIT: 1
LUST: 9

So I'm being constantly raped by a super-powered body snatcher.

I imagine she is possessing the body of a former great warrior.

Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942925
The good news is that with all those tentacles she could rape and defend you at the same time. I have no idea how that's working for some of these girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942930
It's not the worst fate.

Parasite slimes are riiight up my alley

[Anonymous No.]

Your a hero now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942778
>roper
INT:3
DEX:8
STR:7
SPIRIT:9
LUST:10
Dear god she's terrifying, I hope she's at least a nice girl and in reality is actually sweet, I hope she's not as scary as her stats imply?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942944
But I want to shove a leech in my eye, take of my shirt, and fire head-lasers in the face of everyone. Not just bad people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942944
Don't need no grammatically challenged Valkyries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942944
Yar har, fiddle dee dee, do what you want 'cause a hero is free! You are a he--wait, what? No, they were supposed to send me a kraken. I want a refund.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942944
You're a mother now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942944
This bitch is giving me some privateer press vibes.

[Anonymous No.]

HIGH SCHOOL BULLY HELLHOUND GIVING YOU WHAT SHE INSISTS IS CONSOLATION CHOCOLATE DESPITE THE FACT THAT SHE'S GETTING PROGRESSIVELY MORE ANGRY AND EMBARRASSED

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942957
no

i only like nice girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942944
If your going to fuck the grammar at least say "you're hero!" or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942957
Take chocolates and back away, slowly, hoping her infernal ramblings take her mind off the fact that her quarry is escaping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942957
HIGHSCHOOL BULLY HELLHOUND GETTING REJECTED BECAUSE I ALREADY HAVE A DRAGON WAIFU AND WILL ONLY EAT HER CHOCOLATES.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942962
I want to fuck grammer. Can anything in the MGE not be fucked?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942964
>I ALREADY HAVE A DRAGON WAIFU
Don't bother lying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942966
The furries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942968
Well, whatever the hell a zinogre is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942966
closest thing I can think to fucking grammar is doing a Hakutaku while ignoring spellchecks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942972
Wolf-dragon-thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942946
>Maximum lust possible
>On an MG that is literally lust energy incarnate

You better start working on your ahegao face and flashing double-peace signs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942957
How does one be angry and embarrassed at the same time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942987
have you not seen any of the anime that's out there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942985
I just hope she has a likable personality to offset her high lust, otherwise it looks like this prince is either going to end up n a wheel chair where I'm forever miserable or just kill myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942972
I like my women how I like my swords.
Sharp

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942992
I have, just wondering how it works for a bully, because if she want to win me over, it's going to take more than just consolation chocolate. he better have a good reason she has a crush on me and have it be more than just my dick or appearance and have a personality that goes great with my more humble gentle kindness..

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942997
That looks more like a chicken crossed with a pinecone to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942778
>mothman

>8 int
>5 dex
>1 str
>1 spirit
>9 lust

>Well.
>This is awkward.
>Your bodyguard is a fluffy moth who is suprisingly smart, weak as a kitten, with average dexterity and absolutely no willpower to speak of.
>She can't decide if she wants to screw you or the light fixtures.
>She decides to do both, undoing the rope holding up the magical chandelier.
>Said chandelier drops onto the enemy forces, concussing them all.
>A bit of mothdust and they are all your thralls.
>As in they are enthralled by the idea of fucking each other instead of fucking you up.
>The loss of the chandelier lights grants your bodyguard a momentary shock of clarity, and she suggests you and she run to a safehouse.
>You arrive safely, and promptly become pulled into a mating frenzy as she coats you in her dust.
>Seven years later you return with an army of moths wearing state-of-the-art vision devices meant to block out unnecessary light sources.
>The nation is conquered in a matter of weeks, the enemy too busy screwing to fight you off.
>When you take your throne you ensure every room has specialized lighting systems for the enjoyment of your wife, daughters, and extended family.
>Thus begins your dynasty as Anon, Lord of Dust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942997
>Those almost deal breaking feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942972
Wow, she has some striking and beautiful eyes. They remind me of clean water fro a spring or a laps Lazuli, a beautiful Cyan color that goes well with her hair and scale color.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943002
That pretty much sums up sergios.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943003
>specialized lighting systems for the enjoyment of your wife, daughters, and extended family.
STROBE LIGHTS, DISCO BALLS AND LASERS

Moth-chan at the disco when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942957
FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH HECKHOUND

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942778
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Vamp_Mosquito

OK...

>INT 9
>DEX 8
>STR 5
>SPIRIT 8
>LUST 5

Huh.. I just it was a different MG. But then again, I do like blood-sucking sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942987
>>14942998
>"T-TAKE THE DAMN C-CHOCOLATE YOU IGNORANT APE! NO IT'S JUST CONSOLATION CHOCOLATE! I GIVE IT TO JUST ABOUT EVERYONE! WHAT? WHY DO I ONLY HAVE ONE BOX? STOP ASKING DUMB QUESTIONS OR I'M GONNA BEAT YOU UP AGAIN!"

[Anonymous No.]

How devoted are you to your waifu?
Would you let her touch or remove your shirikodama?
Or lay her eggs in your small intestine
Or the most devious of things holding hands?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941699
It would be kickass to have a bunch of personal warriors to fight for you. and then there how kinky the dark Valkyrie is after the battle is won...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942778
>Large Mouse

INT 6
DEX 5
STR 2
SPIRIT 8
LUST 7

Well safe from rape and she's got a lot of spunk, but pretty average wits and dexterity. Looks like its on my and my princely ways to save us both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943019
>lay her eggs in your small intestine

I know she a MG but dafuq?!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942778
>Red Slime
>Int: 1
>dex: 2
>Str: 4
>Spirit: 6
>Lust: 2

I am probably not going to survive, but not for lack of her trying. Her spirit is mighty.

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>>14943019
>Touch? I suppose. Remove? She's not a kappa, so I doubt she has the appropriate ability.
>Eggs? She doesn't do eggs, not the kind that can be laid, anyway.
>L-lewd...yes...

[Anonymous No.]

What do you think Hulk Hogan's favourite monster girl is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943012
Yeah right you won't beat me up for you are like all bullies, just a sad person who feels powerless so to forget you beat people to give you the power you so sorely lack. also I can tell you have a hard time telling people how you truly feel, for your scared that by expressing your true self you tuck deep inside of you, you'll be ridiculed. Listen, I just want you to be honest with your self, let those repressed feelings and self out of you, be yourself so that you can learn more about you. Wold like to turn over a new leaf and let me possibly help you with your problems, maybe if I became your companion that sweet and girl you keep locked up would finally have a chance to surface and make your life feel so much better, what do you say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943034
Tanuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943019
>lay her eggs in your small intestine
I want her to lay eggs in somebody. Just not a guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943026
You know you're a sick fuck when the beelzebub scene from mgq was the one that got your rocks off.

>>14943037
>trusting any random slut with your children or your waifu's ovipositor

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>>14943022
>kunoichi assisting you from the shadows
>Dark Valkyrie right hand that got you to were you are before her fall
>Dragon commander for army.
>Salamander and soldier beetle body guards
>And all of the fill with love and loyalty to you.
I and this so bad I'm going to rip a hole in space/time to get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942788
fix'ed

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943036
I said favourite, not least favourite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943052
Now all she needs is a top hat.
Or three.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you probe an ayylmao's anus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943034
Bald eagle harpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943061
Only if we merge minds before it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943049
>Dark Valkyrie right hand that got you to were you are before her fall
NEED THIS IN MY LIFE

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943061
Sure but I'd rather just cuddle with her and massage her horns, giving her head pats when the chance arises. Also I want to kiss those blueberry lips so passionately and watch as she blush like crazy, hugging her tight into my chest when night comes around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943061
While you were asking that question I was busy giving her an anal creampie.
And while failing to correctly do the capcha I did it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943048
>You know you're a sick fuck when the beelzebub scene from mgq was the one that got your rocks off.

I don't like anal. More so having it reach my small intestines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943048
>trusting any random slut with your children or your waifu's ovipositor

I'm down with that. Especially if I get to take pictures while my waifu do the deed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943069
>Hear your waifu whimper in pain from another room
>Rush in to see her kneeling, holding her old holy sword, fingers burning, tears running down her face
>She turns to look at you
>"S-see darling? I-I can still hold it. I'm still pure, can... can still p-protect you..."
>The sword explodes in a flash of white light, her corrupt energies too much for the holy metal, leaving nothing but disintegrating ashes through her fingers
>She breaks down

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943061
Can I just probe her pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943084
Cant she just make a new sword out of dark powers?
Or do I need to be in danger so she can get it in a bullshit anime power up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943093
>not Luven'd'ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943096
It what the sword represented, dense-kun

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943096
She wants to be pure! Damnit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943100
The ass is fine. The pussy is better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943101
>>14943104
Then I will reassure her that she is just as strong and beautiful regardless of her corruption .

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943112
She needs to protect her virginity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943112
It's OK. Corruption is shit. She'll stay pure for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943114
>Get near her and embrace her from behind
>Lean so you can whisper in her ear
>"Now you are truly mine, my angel"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943125
meant for
>>14943104

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943125
>Corruption is shit
I respectfully disagree

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943136
You just can't get raped by a real virgin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943136
>not brown
Absolutely disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943121

The forbidden fruit taste the sweetest. And that's how I'm gonna end up in prison

>>14943114
Bu..But I want her to be pure.

>>14943125
>>14943135
"You will always be pure to me. Even after the rape."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943136
>red skin
Only looks good on oni, bring the blue back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943061
Absolutely.

Jesus fuck, that red latex nipple-pincher catsuit she wears made me rock hard for days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943144
I got ya brown right here

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943156
a man of exquisite taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943156
>"I'll make you an offer you can't refu-"
>"At least let me finish before signing!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943156
Got white?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943084
>>14943128
I don't know what gives me a stronger boner
telling her everything's going to be okay or telling her to embrace her darknes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943167
I don't care! *strips off clothes* Let's do this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943169
INDEED!
I have all 4 flavours of demon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943175
>"H-Hold on there! There's a procedure to follow!"
>"You can't just go about the act without finalizi-MMMPH"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943174
Telling her everything is gonna be okay while forcefully shoving your dick in the pussy.

There's something wrong with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943179
Still too pinky. I mean porcelain white. With white hair, and piercing blue eyes. And frosty white wings and tail. Like a mix between glacies and demon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943183
I. SIGNED. THE CONTRACT! NOW. HONOR IT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943188
Ah, you are out of luck my friend
I suggest you find the recolour guy on /tg's draw thread, he might be able to help

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943192
This summer, the devil gets a deal she should have refused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943174
Have her scream her loyalties to you while you tell her to embrace the darkness.

that or I want to see her lust for you go into overdrive, with her god gone, all she has left is you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943192
>"Alright, you wretch, fine!"
>"If you want so badly to be used as a marketing tool for the Onee-sama division of the Sabbath, I'll just go ahead and leave you tied up outside Headquarters all night long!"
>"What's wrong, mortal? Didn't read the fine print?"
>"That tends to be a side effect of NOT LETTING ME FINISH THE OFFER."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943208
WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR!
DO IT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943208
Jokes on you! That's the only part I read. Now tie me up. I wanna get milked so hard, my balls will start to shrink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943220
>>14943223
>"Alright, a standard cast of Animate Rope, a few dozen Self-Scribing pleasure runes, five red-hot chili peppers in key locations..."
>"Very well, you're all set. Now to carry you over to the Oomukade den for your preparations."
>"Don't look so shocked, it was spelled out in plain English! And in every language ever conceived, a few not possible, and one only even feasible outside of reality."
>"You need to be properly...conditioned, as it were, to your new existence."
>"The Oomukades at this particular location have been taught all the tricks of the trade; why, I bet by this time next week you'll be begging for a little big sister to keep you safe!"
>"Just don't mind the smell - they're hygenic, truly, but their subjects tend to be somewhat less so."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942665
>yespillow.jpg
I see you, Kinugasa

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943245
Why are the abyssals so perfect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943234
>oomukade
SHUT THE HELL UP AND BRING ME THERE ALREADY!
EVERY MOMENT YOU SPEND BABBLING LIKE AN IMBECILE IS A MOMENT THEY AREN'T MAKING ME SOIL MYSELF IN PLEASURE!
FUCK YOU!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943206
>that or I want to see her lust for you go into overdrive, with her god gone, all she has left is you

sounds like some mindbreak is going on here
I can dig it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943246
Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943246
Because like all perfect things they're enjoyed in moderation.

[Anonymous No.]

What is the most romantic thing you head cannon provides?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943246
Oh, that and she totally doesn't mind coating herself in excess chocolate to complete the scene. Yeah, that too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943254
Tentacle hickies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943254

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943254
When signed, a demon's contract morphs into a pair of rings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943234
>Oomukade
This is a dream come true! Talk about a lucky break.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943258
Umm.. Can I have a source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943247
>>14943262
Bugsluts leave. This is a place for men with taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943267
You don't want source.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943271
...
I want it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943247
>"Geez, I can still hear his yells from inside the facility, even out here! I don't envy his handlers one bit."
>"Bah, this is why I don't answer calls any more. If only Cimmorene hadn't needed a day for the family, this could have been something else entirely."

>>14943262
>"I have no idea who you are, but I must agree, the Oomukade are some of my preferred colleagues. Misunderstood, and thoroughly underestimated, noone expects them to be as effective as they are."
>"And then they sign the deal, and I get the commision!"
>"Speaking of which, can I offer you a deal?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943268
>year of our lord 2016
>hating oomukades

They're easily part of everyone's top 10. They're pure and loveable girls among hordes of sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943276
No, they're creepy rapist sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943273
Doujin's on /d/ anon.
The op has the word "rape" in it.
I warned you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943276
>They're easily part of everyone's top 10
not mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943280
Wew lad, did your parents drop you as a child?
No one who's right in the head would hate an oomukade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943275
I already signed the deal. The same as the other guy. I wanna be mind break by a Oomukade now please.

>>14943282
Thanks for the warning. But I gotta do this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943280
>they're creepy rapist sluts
This is different from the other creepy rapist sluts how?

[Anonymous No.]

Krulcifer would look great as a manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

SO. Angels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943295
They're ugly bugs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943301
>ugly

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943300
I don't date anything lower than Principalities. If you do you might as well suck demon toes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943300
Fallen angels. Once I get my hands on them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943301
The cupede says "You're full of shit."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943188
I can do it sometime soon™ish if you really want it or unless a different recolor anon jumps on it.

It would seem my dumbass failed to save a project file for the demon as opposed to the autism fueled storm that was cupid, or literally anything else I've done, and I'm quite the lazy person without momentum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943293
>"No."
>"No, you're going to sit there, and read the whole blessed thing."
>"You're going to actually finish reading the contract, the fine print, and the secondary clauses, and only THEN will I let you sign it!"
>"I'm a demon, Maou bless it, not some two-bit lawyer! I won't be treated like this, like some sort of gofer intern carrying a stack of papers!"
>"Every last one of these contracts is hand-scribed, carefully designed to fit the needs and resources of the signer! Don't treat it like a generic teasing EULA!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943300
SO. Angewomon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943311
>A demon slapping Anon with papers shouting "READ IT!"
we need more of these demonds

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943309
>cupede
Oooh. I wonder what happened to get this hot stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943312
Not child friendly and thus not allowed in the land of the free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943309
Oh my.

Two of the best MGs, fused into one cute, shy, delightful package? That's dangerous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943311
Bitch just let him get carted to the bug fun-house.
Also I came here to complain, it says here I have to go to the sabbath but the dumb broads you left me with not only got me hooked on their venom they also haven't mindbroken me.
There will be hell to pay if I don't get what I signed for.
Make this quick, I knocked up one of the girls and she's due to give birth in a couple hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943293
Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate:
http://exhentai.org/g/771086/10206e2110/

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943338
>"..."
>"That's it. I'm done. I'm just...I'm just teasing done!"
>"CIMMORENE! GET YOUR TEASING ASS IN HERE! THESE ARE YOUR TEASING CLIENTS AND I'M NOT DEALING WITH THIS ANY MORE!"
>"Just talk to the demon who'll be in here shortly, I'm out of here."
>"Criminy, why are all the men in this town such freaks? I thought it would be easy to land a pleasure contract, but these people make Lilim look like prudes."
>"No respect for proper business acumen, no respect for good paperwork, no teasing respect at all. What was Maou thinking?"
>"Tease it, I need a drink."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943309
I guess any Monster Girl could end up in Eros' Cupid Army.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943364
So it was reading the contract what finally set her off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943367
Even a big scary Ushi-Oni?

Would she paint her fur white and pink and go around spreading love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943367
Anyone else think that KC ripped the Cupid's uniform off Sion in Melty Blood? It's just too similar.

>>14943360
>trusting the mermaid jew
>ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943246
>perfect
Because they take time to woo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943311
>Man sighs, and takes the paper, pulling out a pen.
>"Fiiiine. Geeze, here."
>Demon huffs and clams down as the man's eyes scan the page.
>After a moment of silence, the man speaks up. "Alright, no. It states here than I must cum at least a quarter of a liter into your womb nightly. This is unreasonable."
>She sighs in relief. "See? This is exactly why I kept trying to make you read this thing. It's unreasonable right? There's no way."
>"Precisely. It should be no less than half a liter, with failure to do so allowing for use of manticore venom and lust spells to meet the quota."
>"Also, this line here, demanding headpats for well-cooked meals, I disagree. Headpats should be administered purely on request, or given upon implied request. Man, this document is just full of holes."
>
>"What?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943179
>>14943156
>>14943136
Hopefully these clones are deleted now. Space is precious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943375
>"I'm not dealing with you, you teasing imbecile. Talk to Cimmorene, she's got more patie-tease it, there's something you need to understand, and technically I'm obligated to explain it."
>"That first asshat signed without reading. I only hauled him to the Oomukades after his contract got processed, and there's a procedure to it."
>"You, on the other hand, just took the form. You're still holding it. Nothing gets done without proper filing, nothing!"
>"We, as in myself and my colleagues, are professionals. That means we do things right the first time, all the time."
>"We don't get those greedy coons after us because they know we've got bedrock-solid paperwork, every single time."
>"I mean, who the heavens do you think does the filing for the various bureaucracies these days? US!"
>"So if I get a teeeeeeeensy bit irritated when some half-cocked loudmouth goes off early and demands immediate service, i'm justified!"
>"Look, I'm sorry I got on your case about this shit, it's just something that bugs me is all."
>"This is something I take pride in, and I don't appreciate it when people make fun of-"

>>14943390


>"CIMMOREEEEEEEEEEENE!"

[Anonymous No.]

You see an anon standing near the edge of a cliff. He's going to jump!

Which monstergirl could save him, just by being the best girl for someone who's had enough with life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943406
>getting upset because people want better out of their hedonism
Forget your coworker, I need your manager.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943412
Wisp after he lands

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943420
Beat me to it, so I'll just say peregrine falcon harpy in mid-air.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943426
Man, I wish I was rescued by a dashing Eagle Harpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943380
No, she just stares at you until you run screaming to the closest female that can protect you from the big scary demon lady.
Which is usually another Ushi-Oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943406
>"By all that is unholy woman, take the fucking hint."
>Anon flips a page over and writes on the back, "YOU - THE DEMON INFRONT OF ME - NOW OWN ME ~ SIGNED ANON"
>Folds it and sticks it in her cleavage

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943412
A weresheep.
Anon just lands on her wool, falls asleep for a bit, then wakes up refreshed and invigorated.
He then wakes up refreshed and invigorated, sweaty, and somewhat sore.
He then wakes up refreshed and invigorated, sweaty, somewhat sore, and a father.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943360
If she were honest about it I'd let her do it to me.It's the lies that hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

We had our fair bit of talk about Satyros, Flow Kelp and Basilisk upon their release, but I feel that Hakutaku has been left out and discarded as being a mere "Holstaur with a college degree", they still have a lot of potential for discussions and stories

>Hakutaku who makes a man go through a trial before she transmits her knowledge to him
>Hakutaku and her husband studying each other's fetishes
>Loli Hakutaku in school who possesses much more knowledge than her male teacher, and ruins the class by interjecting at every sentence he says
>Hakutaku going to her Holstaur cousin's farm and trying to adapt to a simple life without all of her books to entertain her
>Hakutaku receiving a student who asks her "How do I seduce a Hakutaku?"
>Hakutaku who reveals her true powers after something bad happens to her husband
>Hakutaku who becomes a school teacher and competes with her Lich colleague for the title of "best teacher of the year"
>etc...

Hakutaku deserves a second chance

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943447
>The Demon begins to rage, then suddenly grows calm.
>Dangerously calm, as though the eye of a hurricane.
>She looks at the various Anons pestering her with poorly-made contracts and, in an unearthly voice, language, and cadence, says merely "Contract. Accepted."


>Ten days later the demon is seen in Tijuana, partying like a Wonderlander.
>She eventually finds a cute intern with a penchant for detail, and swiftly whisks him away.

>One anon, as the imbecile he is, drinks the water. Thankfully, his Oomukade wives rush him off to the hospital, have his stomach pumped, and proceed to clear his system of any other "foreign contaminants," including many manufactured inside.
>He is swiftly made a new father, again.

>The other anons all have horrible hangovers, as part of the contract involves constant influx of pleasure, which includes constant influx of alcoholic delights.
>The strobing pleasure runes inscribed upon all of them do nothing to ease their suffering.

>And as for Cimmorene? Why, she's already married with children.
>She has her own little dramas to deal with, and her husband to satisfy.
>He never told her he had controllable pleasure-dampening runes installed on his person until after the contract was complete.
>They will likely be the only thing keeping him sane once his children come of age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943495
>>Ten days later the demon is seen in Tijuana, partying like a Wonderlander.
>>She eventually finds a cute intern with a penchant for detail, and swiftly whisks him away.
Wait, what happened to the anon who gave her his own contract pledging his being to her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943312
So glad I bought the statue. It's gorgeous. Fantastic T&A. And the wings, stunning! Bandai knows exacty who they're catering to nowadays...

Now if only they'd make a LadyDevimon to go with her. Fingers crossed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943507
>any digimon but partnered ones getting shit
Dream on you crazy bastard.

>>14943506
She sold him to an alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943506
>Strobing.
>Pleasure Rune.
>Hangover.

WE HAVE SUCH THINGS TO SHOW YOU~

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943381
Cupid just looks like a KC drawing of Sion anyway, so yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943512
>>any digimon but partnered ones getting shit
Ah! But there is where my (likely still fruitless) hope comes from!

A friend of mine watching Tri wound up reading into things, and learned that apparently the new partner introduced is intended as an evolutionary line for Lilithmon! So, assuming they utilize the appropriate Ultimate, and don't just skip straight to Mega...

Fruitless? Probably! But dream on I shall!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943390
>headpats
I will never get the thread obsession with this. It's childish and silly, and not sexual in any way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943512
>She sold him to an alp.
Why would a demon sell off a perfectly good and willing husband to some one else? Particularly when she owns him in his entirety, and he gave her that ownership deliberately and willingly? I'm gonna believe this anon >>14943516. A hedonistic bender to give a hangover that lasts a decade is the most likely outcome. And gods help that poor demon's womb when anon comes out of that hangover, with all new demonic resistances and pleasure piercings and tats.

>>14943534
Cute things are cute, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943530
Yes, baseless gossip is the best reason to get excited.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943537
Honestly, after watching the second movie, I wouldn't call it baseless. Dem claws.

Chances are, even if it is true, they won't make any merch of her, and if they did it'd be of either her Champion or Mega form. But still, I can dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943412
The bouncing sheep jelly fruit thing.
It'd be like that bit in Monkey Island where you fall off a cliff and die, only for Guybrush to fly back up from the chasm, helpfully explaining his survival to the player: "Rubber tree."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943526
Eh. I'm not seeing it.
http://i.imgur.com/jnY1ZAL.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943536
>A hedonistic bender to give a hangover that lasts a decade is the most likely outcome. And gods help that poor demon's womb when anon comes out of that hangover, with all new demonic resistances and pleasure piercings and tats.

Bingo!
See, her stint in Tijuana was a vacation from all things serious.
Dealing with the intern was a purely professional matter - someone who actually appreciated the art of the properly filed paperwork. He was already claimed, anyway.
She'll be back for her contractees in about a year. They'll need all that time to prepare themselves and she'll need it just as much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943484
What are you talking about? The thread loved her when she was released.
It's just that she has the most redundant abilities in the entire encyclopedia and is just a Holst with glasses and a different tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943539
They didn't make any mervamon action figures in the toy commercial known as xros wars.Why would anything good happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943548
Because Tri is being almost exclusively marketed to the people who grew up with Adventure 15 years ago?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943536
>Cute things are cute, anon.
It's still really dumb. Patting anyone on the head is a condescending thing to do in the first place.
Then again, I'm still unsure why so many anons want to discuss "cute" shit in a porn thread, but maybe that's the /jp/ effect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943553
That just means they're gonna do another omegamon figure.
Because nostalgiafags only care for omegamon and shipping.
Kill me

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943554
>Then again, I'm still unsure why so many anons want to discuss "cute" shit in a porn thread, but maybe that's the /jp/ effect.
You must be new here. If anything it's the /a/ effect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942779
I don't know anon, I can't think of any degenerate centaurs that would be into that sort of stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943555
Well, they already did a re-release of the D-Arts, to go with the new Imperialdramon and Alphamon figures. So not sure they'd feel the need to put out another on top of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943557
>new here
I was on the threads back on /a/ too. If anything there was less cutsie shit back then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943558
Put on the horse mask!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943565
There is no horde mask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943559
They'll make a new omegamon form and sell that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943558
See that thing? I want it to laugh at my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943563
>If anything there was less cutsie shit back then.
Na, I'd have to disagree. We've been talking cute for ages. Its increased lately tho, yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943569
I can't get off unless she wears it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943546
>Married demon still seeking to get contracts signed
I don't think that's how it works, anon. Contracts are a marriage affair, after all, and to have some sexy well-fucked demon handing out contracts is some top tier misrepresentation. Like "Damn this bitch looks fertile as fuck. I don't even need to read it, lemme sign right now!" and "Hold up, what do you mean this scrawny nerd is my wife now? What happened to the other one?" tier misrepresentation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943595
Well you're just going to have to deal with her not owning a Horde Mask.

She does have another mask though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943603
OH YES!

THAT'S THE STUFF!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943543
Why's Nasu so into white chicks? Sion should've been deliciously brown like the rest of anime egypt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943666
No idea, but Sion is his best girl in design and personality anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943666
At least we have Dust of Osiris.
Right, Satan-trips?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943526
>>14943666
>>14943686
All this Sion talk is bothering me.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a yanders undine to trap me inside the deep ocean. She would make me rely on her completely for oxygen, giving it to me by violating my mouth! I want to be eternally under her control trapped under the vast sea!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943686
>melty blood anime never

No, Carnival Phantasm doesn't count.

>>14943709
Get with the times grandpa. Everyone's into the new hotness Sion these days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943709

NOTHING WILL STOP ME!!! (thankfully such a beast cannot become a monster girl)

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943745
>>14943721
>Anons actually think like this

Absolutely disgraceful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942372
Awkward late call for elaboration: where do I find the Coming Race?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943755

Eh... Not sure about this idea still. Basically looks like an undead amazon that way. I guess it works.

[Anonymous No.]

What Monster Girl gives the best hugs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943799
Lamias and Scyllas have the best full body hugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943799
The cold ones who need one

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943799
You're waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943799
As if you need to ask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943816
And then... anon WAS the waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

What about tomboy heckpup imouto with a lisp

[Anonymous No.]

Anon, it's terrible. Your waifu has a terminal magical disease with only one cure. You have to break her heart and make her cry.

It doesn't have to be permanent but it does have to be real heartbreak; utter soul devouring despair. Anything less won't work, and it's the only way to save her life.

What do you do to save your waifu, Anon?
How do you cheer her up afterwards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943809
You are my friend.
http://i.imgur.com/PqgEPNi.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943857
>You have to break her heart and make her cry
So, "Have a normal saturday" is what you're saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943857
So, you're saying I should fake my own death to cure my dormouse wife's japanese cold? I'm not sure I could take the guilt of seeing her so devastated anon, but I'd do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943857
I'd force to watch me going balls deep into a trap, ahegaoing and saying his boipussy is much better than her loose cunt.
I don't know how I'd make it up to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943857
Well I guess if she's not giving me a cute daughteru I'm gonna have to go sign up for that human restoration program that carves antimana runes into every human female in the city so we can stop importing Canadians.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943914
>stop importing Canadians.
Yes, good goyim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943857
Tell her I love her, but the only way to cure her is to kill myself. Stage my own death using the blood and bodyparts of the being which created the disease, I'm assuming some twisted wizard and present her with his head afterwards as a tribute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943857
I'm not sure about breaking her heart, but if I ever had to cheer her up from something that serious, I'd accept moving out to the sea with her
Constantly living underwater might be hard, but it would be worth it to protect her smile

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943857
My instant thought was faking break up (I'm that unoriginal), but this >>14943887 feels like it would probably be better... somehow.
Cheer up methods are really obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

Netorare

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943972
>Getting NTR'd by an elf
That's an impressive failure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943972
Is shit. Is that a doujin or a new chapter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943984
It's the ears anon..

>>14943987
it's a page of a non-h manga taken out of context for a visual joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943995
No, I know what it is, I'm just asking if its a new chapter because I don't remember that scene and to my knowlege only up to 16.5 is tl'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943972
Is only good if done by the man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943857
I cut up my heart and give half of it to her while taking a half of hers for myself. She's a Dragon so it's bound to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944020
>Wanting to cuck your waifu
scum leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944018
Nah, it's from ch11 I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944020
>Ntring a girl
>Not having a willing harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944031
She needs to woman the fuck up and rape him already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944029
>having a waifu
Pleb, you can't even touch me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943507
>that ass
Please sit on my face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944039
>implying harems are good

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944045
Not even the best digibooty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944049
They are if they're made up of lovely desert beetles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944041
>Not having a waifu
How? Lie, legitimately answer me this: You end up in MGC as you are right now. How does the rest of your life play out barring rape and forced husbandry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944051
Would Rosemon wrap those thorny vines around my naked body?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944061
No because they'd hurt you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943857
Wait, she's an undead, why would I have to worry?
But if I had to, I would tell her that I hate her experiments.

After she is cured, I can just set up some expirements, put myself in position and tell her that she can do whatever expriment she wants to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944057
>How?
Are you really suprised not everyone is like you?

>MGC
MGC is a shit meme that should die already, there's your answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944063
So she's boring, then. Gimme Ladydevimon any day.
>>14944069
>doesn't have a waifu
>hates MGC
Wow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944072
>he thinks MGC is good
Wow indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944069
>Are you really suprised not everyone is like you?
Waifu is basically synonymous with life partner, newfriend. By saying you have no waifu you're implying you don't see yourself finding, well, a waifu.

>there's your answer.
That isn't an answer you fun-hating faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944082
Why are you so negative? Why are you picking a fight with me? Please calm down and cheer up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944085
>newfriend
Whatever you say, implication-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do Amazons have the best drumbeats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944100
Because they know how to draw the stones: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Sws8DDWgfA

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944094
>I'm not going to respond, just act like a tough guy online and evade all questions, try to redirect the conversation away so he doesn't find out I just said some bullshit at the spur of the moment
Whatever, ntrfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944085
>waifufags think they're the only acceptable thing now

The fuck is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944120
Threadculture. Surely waifuism is what Monster Girls are all about!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944112
>He doesn't give my shitposting the attention it deserves
Yeah, and I'm not going to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944120
'Course not, I was just legitimately interested in the guy's fantasy. I mean for what other purpose are we here than to fantasize? I wanted to know what it was, if he just saw himself slaying monsterpussy until he was old and tired and alone, or something. Cuz finding a mg to give daughters is by far and away the thread norm.

>>14944130
And he just does this, which just leads me to believe he was just pulling shit out his ass the entire time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944112
>>14944130
Please stop. You're making the Wurms coil up and hide inside their own coils.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944127
Surely being on /jp/ is to blame for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944143
I for one welcome our new blushing brides!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944149
Well I don't, and you'll never stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944153
I don't want to. You can die alone and miserable because you're Ebenezer Scrooge after calling the Ghostbusters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944160
That's some stright up humbug you're talking. Besides, we all die alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944167
Not all of us. Some of us take those sunnovabitches down with us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944174
That's...rather rude, don't you think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944167
>implying
This is why you have an undead waifu you grinch

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944182
>undead waifu
No.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it shitposting hour already? Can't we just Alp post or something like we usually do at this time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944196
Is it fenceposting hour already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944203
>fenceposting
This bait is so tired that even a Wurm wouldn't fall for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943764
It's a novel m80.
http://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/1951?msg=welcome_stranger

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944196
I guess while we're taking the liberty of being grumpy pieces of shit, I'll say that you faggots don't appreciate wyverns anywhere damn near enough. So what if they aren't giant kingdom crushing dragons? Who gives a fuck? Will one of those stuck up cunts be cool with sleeping with you in the literal dirt as the two of you adventure far and wide? Would she even understand the drive to help a defenseless village simply because only you have the strength to defend it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944215
>S-shitposting!
>bait!
I shouldn't even give you a response, but I know those from the high court of the fence are used to the finer things in life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944226
Wyverns are pretty cool, they even offer the best wing hugs out of all the dragons which is severely overlooked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944260
Can i have a double Wyvern tailjob, please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944051
>a series where being sucked into a parallel world where semen demons like that exist
>people just want the fox
Sometimes I feel digimon is wasted on its fans.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944274
That's no good, if that man came from that sandworm then he's her husbando.
Stupid bird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944286
theres also the manticore to worry about
and the arachne
and the ogre
and the troll
and (eventually) the orcs

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944300
why does he get the violent ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944311
>troll
>violent
well she did deliberately leave her unbrella behind so she could lust-frenzy him

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944269
>not wanting the fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944332
You know what fox I meant.
Also I forgot the love for dragonmen and gay shotas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944336
Of course I know, just wanted to post some tasty fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944347
Sakuyamon's got a great ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944347
Reminds me of that power armor egypt chick from overwatch the one with the optinal anubis skin. We need more girls in power armor with the design based on their "monster" animal.

>A death claw in Deathclaw styled power armor
>focuses on defense with giant gauntlets that emit meter long plasma claws and plasma horns that cover her real horns sticking out of her helmet that could punch a hole through anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944360
pharah is a brown skinned goddess

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944365
Yeah shes the black samus. Though I still prefer Samus, the nordic look is my fetish, and the headcanon of her having fluffy feather pubes is too hot to resist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944373
Problem with Samus is that as relentless and heroic as she is she's kind of a submissive masochist. Also not very bright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944380
Don't forget the baby

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944384
Funny thing is you don't need other m, I got those bits of characterization from Fusion.
The sternest bimbo that ever lived, that Aran.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944380
>Not very bright
That's fine, I just get to tease her when she doesn't understand things. Also, I'm a bit of a subby masochist, so what happens if I make a subby masochist act more dominant? I mean, I know that when hitler did it he just mindbroke them, but samus is a solid girl. And all I want is a little gentle femdom with ara ara teasing.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you a ded enough dude to pledge eternal love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942665

>Get a valentine from a Kejourou
>Along with the box of chocolates is a lock of her hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944498
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944505
I love the glare in her eyes, like "This is mine. Fuck off before I fuck you up.."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944510
Possessive monstergirls are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07a9uj60_CM

Gonna leave this here
>You'll never have an undead gothic werewolf who likes to pretend she's a vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944571
What happens if I throw holy silver garlic at a undead gothic werewolf vampire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942788
>>14943052
Barb has his own -tan now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944571
I'd rather have a vampire with a cosplay hobby who likes to wear wolf ears and a tail she swears isn't a butt plug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944578
Yes and she's incredibly fluffy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944577
Rape under a full moon in an abandoned cathedral with portions of roof missing so the moonlight bathes the two of you, making her pale skin and midnight fur positively shine

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944585
looks comfy
Personally I'd want bear girls to be strongfat as fuck, but I'm a slut for musclegirls, so that's just me.

[Anonymous No.]

What exactly is the red stuff on a Ghoul's tits and limbs anyway? My first thought is blood but they're monstergirls, and eating people just isn't KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944607
Red paint. Wandering scholar had to sit on his ass for a few hours before she was ready to pose so he could draw her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944585
That's a huge head of hair she has.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944622
Imagine washing her hair. You could dump an entire bottle of shampoo into that and just spend hours buried up to the elbow in her hair, stroking and massaging her scalp before washing it all out and dumping another bottle of conditioner into it, combing it through her hair and rinsing it out. Imaging the fluff once you dry it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944622
It's Yukari tier fluff

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943245

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944622
Has to make you wonder what she's like down there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944646
>>>/Boatslut general/

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944646
Gonna need a source there. Exhen's returning nothing and that art looks gorgeous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944653
Boatslut Doujin #4817

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944653
http://exhentai.org/g/735918/299d8a68a9/
It's by 04U, who does alot of curvy girl doujins, to include 2hu as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944656
>Boatslut Doujin #4817
Newfaggots, I swear. It's CLEARLY Generic Boatslut Doujin #7392

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944661
Thanks. I hope they draw Wo sometime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942487
>Racist Paladins Refuse Demon Cadet from entering!
They must be going to the wrong camp

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944669
>Wanting personality-less boatsluts to get content for anything
How about no.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944674
That they are.
I'd love me some giant, armored spider ladies in plate armor that wield hammers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944665
What's so good about fucking a boat anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944677
>WAAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.]

I have seen heaven.
And it's full of big horny girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944689
Big girls a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944689
HOUND please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944689
>Seaport is taller than Tio and Yuugi
Noice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944689
That does sound nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944694
Now that there is a name I don't see in a long time

And suddenly I remembered the angry /fit/ minotaur family

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944694
>HOUND
His colorwork is shit. That, and the last time he appeared here he did some .less-tier faggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944684
They're literally worse than first perspective only fags

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944689
oh god...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944700
when, lord, when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944693
Not just for you, wreckage brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944689
I want to go drinking with the three of them. Tio will be a good girl and make sure the other two don't take advantage, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944694
He's got the right idea, he just needs to stop switching waifus like a faggot.
>>14944700
Why'd that remind you of it? Would it surprise you to know that I, the poster of that picture, am the one who got that family?
>>14944710
2017, I really hope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944693
I want a yandere big girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>2017
I don't get this meme, why it exists or what its for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944719
I want you boatfaggots to go where you belong
>>>14811515

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944716
If you saw the latest Tio chapter then you'll know she'll make sure your pelvis doesn't get destroyed and that everybody gets a chance to feel good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944721
It's just one guy trying to push it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943252
From a design standpoint, the normal boats are far more numerous while still being restricted to pretty much a human in basis, while the abyssals face no restriction nor oversaturation in design limitations. Ergo, normal boats will be too many for what little creativity you can come up with, while each abyssal can be unique in its appearance. For instance, compare re-class, wo-class, and seaport hime, and then compare normal ships to each other, and you'll see what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944721
>>14944725
>newfaggots adventurous adventure into oldfag lore
Good stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944723

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944689
I want to kiss and stroke those horns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944728
I'm not even a newfaggot, it's just that the likelihood of a happening in 2017 is just about as likely as the one we were supposed to have in 2012.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944728
>>newfaggots adventurous adventure into oldfag lore
>implying
Last time I asked, like a year ago, was 2017 being the vaguely hypothesized date for either a new MGQ or another of KC's books being released. Can't even remember which. And that doesn't really seem enough to substantiate the entire meme, so what was it? Also you sound pretentious as shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944731
>Middle finger
Someone's going in the corner of shame without any headpats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944731
>wasting another image
I rest my case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944707
You're in a thread where most of the characters posted have literally no personality, yet here we are. Grow up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944734
You godda believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944693
Hugging big girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944750
It's the best.
Especially when they are big imotous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944737
She deserves a bigger punishment than that considering what she's saying. Deleting porn collections is a serious crime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944717
>Why'd that remind you of it?
Duh big girls, and this is one of the most logical leaps I've had, you'd be surprised.

And if you are the one who got 'em, destiny is fucking with me for the third time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944752
What about big oneesans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944752
>big imoutou
This will never not fuck with my head. Younger siblings are supposed to be smaller. Why have her bigger? To reign over you? It just can't be done, you're older after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944759
But she was a small girl, that's the part I don't get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944761
Also good.

>>14944763
Because then you get to pat her head and spoil your big imotou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944741
How about you get some taste first?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944768
Are we talking about the pic up there?

If not, then I don't remember, my memory fucked up I just remember bits and pieces of things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944727
This. Abyssals are far more visually appealing than the normal boats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944776
See >>14944684

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944763
Unless she's a large race like an Oni, Jinko or Minotaur. Just imagine, by the time you're in highschool and she's in middle school she'd probably be taller than you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944788
If only you had a general where you could discuss such matters.

If only...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944783
The picture I posted is unrelated, the angry minotaur from a long time ago was angry because she was so short people often mistook her for a kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944763
>tfw no dire hellhound imouto

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944797
Yep, a precious, genki imotou that acts all girly despite being bigger than you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944797
I'm gonna steal her weights and lift in secret so I'm still strong enough to manhandle her when she gets uppity.
>Your imoutou will never come home with all her big imoutou-friends
>She'll never get cocky with numbers and start bossing you around so show her friends she has control over even her older brother
>You'll never sweep her legs and catch her in a princess carry, making her and all her friends blush
>Before tossing her bodily into the lounge and dumping a huge, hot load of washing all over her, telling her to fold them and put them away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944805
We've been through this before, this is literally the only general that can talk about them.
>/a/ boat generals are non stop kaga yuri spam and go to sleep memes
>/jp/ boat threads shit on anything that isn't gameplay discussion
Leaving here, a monster girl thread which seems like a perfect place to discuss monsters. Your next argument is going to be that the attitude of the boat generals isn't your problem, but you being triggered isn't our problem either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944817
Not him, but boats, aliens and robots don't belong here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944807
No anon, I was talking about a greentext a long time ago about /fit/ anon and his minotaur family, as in his waifu and daughteru.

They lifted and they shouted, a lot.

My apologies, I led you wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944817
"We have nowhere else to go" isn't a great argument anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944821
I feel like we're talking about the same thing but I have no idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944818
Monstersgirls belong here though, and they certainly look monstrous even if they don't have place in the encyclopedia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944831
It ain't enough to just not be human. Ya gotta be a monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944831
Not him but boatsluts belong in boatslut general. If that general doesn't like it, then it's still not out problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944817
>spoiler
That's super interesting, but seriously, fuck off to the boat threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944812
>Still looks up to you as her older brother
>Learned to cook purely for your sake and prepares you a packed lunch every morning before leaving for school
>Gets mistaken for your bodyguard when you go shopping together
>Still remembers when she used to say "I'm going to marry onii-chan when I grow up" when she was younger and still means it
>Has a catalogue of wedding dresses hidden under her bed and dreams of the day she can wear one
Girly big girls are a miracle of the universe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944832
This. It's the monstergirl thread, not the any nonhuman thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944830
It might be, because this is getting stupid I blame my dried brain.

We'll settle with the small minotaur getting angry because she is short and also being part of a family that is angry by default, there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944826
That's the entire reason these generals are on /jp/ in the first place, new or just have a selective memory?
>>14944831
Didn't you know this is the monster girl encyclopaedia thread? Don't let the title fool you, some people will throw a tantrum if anyone dares talk about a setting that isn't KCs despite the fact they call him hack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944531
Agreed, which is why I especially like the Lamia type MGs. They're all naturally possessive and clingy.
Still a bit afraid of them, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944839
That it is.
That and you can still pull out pictures of when was smaller than you and show them to her friends.

That and head pat her when she's being cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944832
And what defines that senpai? The encyclopedia?

>>14944836
And we don't have the boats in this thread, we have the demon tentacle girls. Which I am quite partial to, despite knowing nothing of the other general and kancolle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944832
>>14944842
What's the difference between monster girl and "non human" then? I'm pretty curious about this because abyssals are generally organic matter with the souls of sunken boats and don't come from out of space like an alien would.

They don't consume semen as their food source but the majority of monster girls don't either. Only MGQ, MGE and a handful of shitty RPG maker games follow that rule.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944852
>And what defines that senpai? The encyclopedia?
The heart. And boatsluts aint got no heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944818
>Robots don't belong here
>What is literally a Golem
>Aliens don't belong here
>What are Wendigos, Mindflayers, and Shoggoths

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944846
>That's the entire reason these generals are on /jp/ in the first place
And yet here you are, in the wrong one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944862
>What are Wendigos
Big, fluffy balls of cannibalism and awawa

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944852
There is a whole fucking general for that single game. That's what it is Do you really think there's just so much discussion for them that it has to overspill here? Fuck no. Same reason we don't talk about Touhou games except for the occasional awoo shitposter.

This place talks about a ton of off topic shit and that's fine. Just wait until the next Dark Souls game comes out and watch it take over for a few threads. It's trying to argue that boatsluts are on topic and should be a regular part of these threads is what's pissing people off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944862
If we have to lose them to get rid of the boatposters and the alienposters(who post the same 3 pics every goddamn thread), I'm game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944727
Abyssals are just a different form of undead to me, Re already looks very much like a Lich with personality, especially without her tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944862
>What is literally a Golem
A magical construct, like a homunculous

>What are Wendigos, Mindflayers, and Shoggoths
Not-an-alien, a straight DnD not-an-alien, and a tangential reference to a lovecraft story

[Anonymous No.]

>just sitting here remembering those awesome greentexts from a while back
Did the backflipping Minotaur story ever get pasted? Or finished for that matter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944880
Given that Wendigos and Mindflayers are both connected to the Chaos Demons since their theme is extreme levels of husband transformation since a Shoggoth literally melts with her man, the Wendigo is Ithaqua and Mindflayer is a Star-Spawn

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944862
machine
məˈʃiːn/Submit
noun
1.
an apparatus using mechanical power and having several parts, each with a definite function and together performing a particular task.

golem
ˈɡəʊləm,ˈɡɔɪl-/
noun
(in Jewish legend) a clay figure brought to life by magic.

Now lets not conflate autonomy with mechanism

>What are Wendigos
Native American cannibals

>Mindflayers
DnD

>Shoggoths
"The shoggoths were created by the Elder Things. Being amorphous, they could take on any shape needed, making them very versatile within their aquatic environment. Though able to "understand" the Elder Things' language, they had no real consciousness and were controlled through hypnotic suggestion."

Shoggoths are legitimate earthlings you racist fuckhead

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944728
Fucking newfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944872
We don't have to talk about it, I just like to see images of big demon girls. Shame it seems to upset people here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944873
>we

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944886
Given that KC has never indicated that his chaos gods are from space, you're full of shit. It's like arguing the gazer isn't a beholder.

KC Wendigos are obviously based on the mythic wendigo and KC Mindflayers are literally DnD Mindflayers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944876
They're basically vengeful spirits so yes they're basically undead.
>Same reason we don't talk about Touhou games except for the occasional awoo shitposter
People post Momiji all the time even without the awoo shitposting and no one cares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944894
Pls, it's one or two really vocal faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, if you think something really doesn't belong here you can always report it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944894
It wouldn't if they didn't post that shit every single thread. Kancolle used to share a board with us as far back as /a/. They got kicked here just a couple months before we did. And every once in awhile we'd talk about the odd abyssal. The people forcing them the last couple of months are what has turned people sour.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to run into a gym bunny gym bunny when I'm lifting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944897
Yes anon, we're a team, remember? Come on, I need you with me on this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944890
Yeah and Humanity was literally created as a side experiment by a bunch of fucking Space Alraune/Starfish creatures because they had nothing better to do. Your point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944913
Point is they aren't aliens you retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944902
>muh vocal minority
Here's your reply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944832
>>14944842
I agree. Look at this incredibly monstrous monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944909
>forcing them
It's literally 2-3 images per thread at most with one or two replies. It only ever becomes more than that if someone pulls the "mommy they're posting girls I don't like" shit and the abyssal posters respond with more out of spite. That's exactly what happened here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944918
In the monster girl encyclopedia where they are monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944894
I think the normal ships are boring and are more cosplay tier than fucking kikimoras, but the abyssals are pretty monstrous looking and are sexy.
I'd say abyssals should be allowed, but the other boatslut stuff doesn't really belong here. The again, neither does videogame discussion and that happens here too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944917
>minority
Anon, not everyone are whiny bitches like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944918
>Look at this incredibly monstrous monstergirl.
I literally just said that it's not enough to just not be human. Elves fit the "monstergirl" category, not because of how they look, but how they are represented, the way they behave in media and the connotations that surround them

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944918
That guy draws the most amazing elves. I'd post another but almost all of his pictures are NSFW.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944919
>2-3 images per thread at most
That's a lie and you know it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944919
This might be mildly believable if it wasn't the exact same arguement everyone that pisses off the thread makes. Yuri, futa, all the same argument. "I want post thing!" and then throw a tantrum when it backfires.

>It's only a couple images guys
>With only a couple replies
>EVERY SINGLE THREAD
>Just ignore it
>Bunch of hostile toxic autists

Just the fact that this was never a problem until recently and that the guy who loves posting them is an admitted newfag is pretty damning honestly.

Jesus christ, just treat it like any other off topic thing and limit it and there wouldn't be this mess. Hell if there was none of it for a month, I bet people would chill out about it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944925
This.

>>14944921
So anon was right, this isn't the monstergirl thread this is the MGE thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944876
>Re already looks very much like a Lich with personality

Lich is pretty much a fusion between Re and Wo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944943
If it gets you to shut up then yes, it is an MGE Thread.
Please do not dock your boats here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944728
>>14944890
>>14944913
>>14944916

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944943
Neither of those is for boats.

[Anonymous No.]

Post possessive dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944943
>this isn't the monstergirl thread this is the MGE thread.
>the tread is litarly neamed Monster Girl Thread
I get your point but you can at least check before you post?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944953
>tfw no autistic MG

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944939
It's fairly accurate, go back and look at how many boats there were before someone went on an autistic crusade against them in this thread. It's only after that happened it exceeded that with the middle finger image.
>>14944942
>Comparing this to yuri and futa
This is pretty much the thread's equivalent of Godwin's Law.
>the guy who loves posting them is an admitted newfag is pretty damning honestly.
There was more than one posting them, as a boatfag I'm pretty embarrassed by the guy arguing that golems are robots etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944953
>Surely, this will get me the replies I desire

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944958
He's saying it's so de facto dumbass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944953
>I'll say he has autism! That'll disprove his argument!

>>14944956
>No dragon to harvest blood from you before she ravishes you for the first time, her taste for virgin blood a throwback to times of old
>She'll never seal it in a rift in time and take it out only for special occasions, like the birth of your children

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944953
At least you could have posted another abyssal instead of wasting an image in that. Delete an post Re.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944956
We don't have art of those yet. ;_:

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944962
It already does.

>>14944967
I'm not even any of them.

You guys are autism personified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944972
I never said you were

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944956
No, my dragon is mine and mine only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944972
>I'm not even any of them.
Oh good, a fenceposter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944972
Great reply anon! Damn this guy is so cool. We love you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944979
The fuck does that even mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944958
I'm pointing out the contradiction in his statement, this thread is clearly the monster girl thread but he insists on only having MGs from the encyclopedia in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944982
It means he wants to argue with you and if you don't take a side he can't continue to be angry. He shows this by using buzzwords and revealing that he's from /v/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944961
See? The comparisons can't help be made to those other people because anybody forcing anything here acts about the same. Hell, the post you just made has the classic "blame one guy and call him autistic" And if someone has been here any time at all they know that's not true.

I think it was explained pretty well by some dude the last time this flared up. About how new people see stuff slide for awhile and then just assume it as normal, then act all blindsided when they get turned on later for continuing the same behavior.

>Where did this come from out of nowhere?
>I don't remember anyone being mean about this before.
>Must be some vocal minority

When instead it's people gradually getting fed up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944984
That guy is so lucky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944990
Oh man...you guys are going full force today.

I've wanted to wait for another meltdown to post these for so long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944989
I detest this sort of bait. Just look at it, full of salt, yet still stale.

[Anonymous No.]

At least delete your unrelated images

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944997
This, honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944994
>Oh man...you guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945000
Just to be clear, >>14944989 is the bait I'm refering to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944997
You still took it, praised be that anon.

>>14944999
They're not.

It's literally you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944994
>implying that means anything on /jp/ where threads last for days
It's even sillier when you consider the boards where threads last for years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945011
I don't know any other thread that lasts for 3000 posts or whatever the fuck.

You tell me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945009
>Implying that's bait
Fencesitter/fenceposter is the most stale bait there is, he's completely right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945013
This thread has that rare combination of high activity and slow board. The record here is only like four hundred posts shorter than the orignal fappening thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945014
>he
Anyhow, what do you call it when some unrelated faggot comes in to "educate" the lesser anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944994
>>14944953
>>14944913
>>14944862
>>14945010

>They're not

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945021

>>14945023
Well, 1/3 of those aren't mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945014
He's right though. False superiority and neutrality are what make fenceposters. There's literally no reason to butt into an argument and go "wow you guys are so stupid, but look at me so above it up here on my fence" other than as a cry for attention or bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945026
I never said it was you in particular, anonymous, I was addressing all the retards with that blanket request. And thanks for wasting another image, do you know any buzzwords other than autism?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a big fan of snek girls.

How do you feel about them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945023
Just stop replying already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945026
>shitposting
Yeah, that's what I thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945035
Guy probably isn't even from here if he feels the need to post pointless shit with every post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945035
Autism is not a buzzword, it's a real mental handicap.

D&D logic in MGE world is a real buzzword.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944979
>If you dont pick a side and rapidly defend it like me then youre bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945021
Argue with the point rather than resorting to meme responses for a start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945036
Only grape sneks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945045
>Ha, he'll never see that strawman coming

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945046
What for, you guys are memeing each other, not my problem you guys leave an easy entry for more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945036

They're pretty great. Especially for hugging. Slime girls, Yetis, Kejourou are all great for hugs too as well as several others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945036
They are allright.
But this one is great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945045

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945045
Pretending you're better by not picking a side and feeling the need to share so which only antagonizes everybody is pretty much the definition of bait.

Super effective bait too. Look, even I can't resist it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945046
>meme responses
Ok, either you're baiting, or just really stupid.

I'm done with you regardless. But feel free to have the last word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945036
I like snakes. I kinda like how clingy and possessive they are, but at the same time, I'd also be alright with being thrown into a Lamia pit.
I wonder how it would feel to be in a literal snake pit of lamia types.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys I just want to talk about monster girl daughterus making homemade cards for their fathers on father's day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945051
>>14945058
He obviously won't stop, please think about the image cap.

[Anonymous No.]

Has anyone else noticed the massive influx of reaction pics?
Please people, we need those pics for monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945055
Such a beautiful design.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945069
>>14945070
Just report the faggot, he's obviously spamming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945070
Don't worry, they are ded now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945070
>asking for mercy from newfag shitposters
I feel your pain brother, but our cries will go unanswered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945064
Sotek would be pleased

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945073
I can't help but feel like its wasted on her though. Basilisks have always struck me as so bland as a concept, but that design is just so cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945066
I just can't stop thinking of a hellhound pup that's really tsundere while giving her dad a pink rose heart card.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945064
I also wouldn't mind some time in the Lamia pit. The only problem is surviving the Lamia pit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945055
I wonder if all Basilisks have soft, squishy bellies like the one in the profiles arts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945082
I sort of liked it. Yes it was a bit bland but it was still good. And they the perfect bully target.

[Anonymous No.]

Big fluffy ears don't get the love they deserve compared to tails and paws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945082
Sadly I'd have to agree on that too, I've never been too big on lamia-styled designs in general though. Dragon girls are more my alley.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945082
KC always puts extra care into his lamias. I'm glad honestly. Love the design and the profile isn't terrible considering KC's hard line on nonelethality. She's worth it just for all the Xmen jokes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945086
That image is adorable.
Best part would be the dad thanking her and patting her head as she tries not to look too pleased, her tail going maximum overwag

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945101
Basalisk in a skin tight Xman uniform and shouting 'optic blast!' When?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945099
I'mma stuck my dick in that earfluff

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945101
>>14945100
>>14945095
It's just, Medusa, Basilisk, Cockatrice, petrification is such a bland and overdone concept.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945099
Reminds me of my cat, his ears were way too big for his head until he grew into them.
>Have a Kitsune daughter
>Her ears are enormous when compared to her head
>She hates it and is really self conscious about them
>You and your wife joke in private that it's impossible for her to get lost because those things are visible from space
>She eventually grows to be 6'3"
>Your wife is 5'2"
>She must have gotten her height from your side of the family

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945117
Problem is, How were he supposed to do Basilisk in any other way? Bland it may be, it seam to be the only logical option.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945124
You misunderstand, I'm not saying KC's basilisk is bland. I mean, it is, but that's not his fault. I'm saying it's a shame the original myth is so bland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945082
>>14945100
>>14945101
>>14945117
>>14945124
Please don't be mean to my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945064
All those strong, smooth, snake tails all over you would be nice. Probably wouldn't be able to move much but that's to be expected.

There's also slime pits (or pools rather) composed of a dozen or so different slime girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945099
>You will never use a Kitsune's huge ears like a taco and fuck them

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945112
>TO ME MY SEX MEN!
>GEEEEEENE!
>Basilisk was right

Sorry. Had to get that out of my system.

>>14945117
That's mostly KC's fault in the application though. Medusa would normally turn people to stone. Cockatrice and Basilisk are supposed to kill with a look. He could have had Medusa treat you like a reverse gargoyle, possessively turning you into a statue to hide you from other women when she can't be alone with you. Stuff like that. For the Basilisk he could have kept it the same except removed the venom part that doesn't even make sense anyway. She looks at you? Bam. You've been husbandoed and transformed into an incubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945125
Best onee-san.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945125
Nice to see this guy draw more Demon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945129
Anon, that was quick.

[Anonymous No.]

I need a cushy Wurm bosom to nuzzle up to

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945059
Why you gotta be like this anyway...why this whole picking sides bullshit?

Why were you guys memeing each other? Just be chill.

>>14945099

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945144
Rude

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if KC plans to do any more individuals as races.
>Fenrir race of dire wolfus
>Jormungandr race of dire wurms
>Ratatoskr race of squirrel grills
>Hel race of half-zombies

[Anonymous No.]

interesting, VERY intreresting

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945130
Slime pools would be amazing as well. It'd be viscous enough such that you could barely move, yet it would still flow freely around you as the individual slimes work to get you aroused via massaging every exposed inch of your body from the neck down. Even then, your ears and face probably wouldn't be spared from their affection either either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945152
>Etxra-plush scylla
I want to make a kid with that squid

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945152
Just lay it on me, how long do I have left?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945162
>either either
Oops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945152
Is this on Exhentai?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945151
>half-zombie
How is this even possible. 'Dead' isn't really one of those things that can be done in half-measures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945162
Imagine a shoggoth bath
>"So, I get solids, but how did you manage to turn yourself into liquid like this?"
>"Oh? Those are just my "juices", master."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945169
Tell that to the ruler of niflheimr. She's a yandere, so I'd only tell her from safe distance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945151
He better, if he can turn Oomukade and Cupid of all things into races then he better give us Fenrir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945177
Don't forget titiana

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945152
Help Scylla-sensei, I'm with a serious case of loneliness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945151
>Im-fucking-plying KC actually has the stones to do stuff like
>Fenrir
>Sleipnir
>Ratatoskr
>Nidhoggr
>Jormungandr
>Hel
>Jötunn like Skadi
>Surtr
>Sköll and Hati
>Sól
If almost none of the writefaggots here will do them because of how easy autists are in here getting in a tiff over a Hellhound (Which Fenrir is considered) who has a shibari fetish what makes you think KC will?

>>14945169
Half of Hel's body is that of a beautiful woman, the other is that of a withered corpse or a skeleton.
>Telling a deity thought up by a bunch of men and women tripping on shrooms so they could get discounts on construction with bestiality
>Having gangbangs on the Queen of the Valkyries for gold
>Hanging by the neck from a noose on the Yggdrasil for nine days what she is and is not

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945184
>what makes you think KC will?
KC doesn't know fucking squat about the autists from this thread, nor does he likely give a shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945184
>If almost none of the writefaggots here will do them because of how easy autists are in here getting in a tiff over a Hellhound (Which Fenrir is considered) who has a shibari fetish
More like they don't do it because Nordic monsters are overhyped and not nearly as interesting as even a quarter of the undone DnD monsters along And that's not even bringing other religions into the mix.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945199
>Nordic monsters are overhyped
>Moreso than greek or nip monsters
>Ore middle eastern monsters
Fucking pleeeeeaaasseee

[Anonymous No.]

>It's a monster girl IM@S crossover doujin

Now all we need is touhous and ship-sluts and it'd be the ultimate /jp/ experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945167
Yes. It's called Scylla Hospital.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945210
Nice, just finished reading it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945206
>Idolm@ster Lamia
I'd prefer Sachiko as a monster girl, she's the /jp/ idol. She'd probably be a Baphomet or Devil though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945219

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945206
>That tongueplay
L-LEWD!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945206

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945203
Here? Yeah, they get brought up way more in terms of undone creatures. It's always "This is so awesome. Why haven't they done this yet?" You don't see people doing that for the She-Beast or the Nemian Lion or half the stuff in the old school Monster Manual. Pretty sure it's about the fifth time I've seen this kind of post with this same reaction pic too. >>14945184

Yeah, nordic monsters are cool, but they get far more attention with no results than any other group. Which to me screams overhyped. A few people really REALLY want them and think they're the best. They should do something with them if they care so much. But don't blame writefags being scared of writing them when it's obviously lack of interest.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never impregnate Hel, her cunt a twisting and coiling mix of sensations both warm and cold, yet completely soft and wet
>Your white seed will never paint her womb, halves both dead and alive producing a daughter, one fully undead, the other fully living.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945245
I can tell you now, nearly every time nordic monster girls are brought up, I either started, or have had a part in the discussion.
>They should do something with them if they care so much
I already have, and intend to do more at some point

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945241
There's also that one doujin where Ran's a lamia but it looks like the it might end up being vore shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945162

>Fall down into a slime pit. Actually it's more like a pool.
>The way you fell in made a big splash and you quickly sunk near the bottom but to your surprise you were grabbed by a seemingly innumerable number of hands and pulled up to the surface.
>Moments later from the surface of the multi-colored pool of slime girls their heads popped up and tell you that they're going to make you feel good.
>Shortly after you feel the hands again massaging you all over at the same time. You can feel them massaging the back of your neck too.
>One of the heads moves closer and starts to kiss you, wrapping a slimy tongue around yours
>The temperature of the combined bodies of the slime girls becomes more pleasantly warm, and you relax more.
>They keep tenderly massaging you all over and when they declare that they're done they move on to kissing you all over instead, including your ears
>Your erect penis gets their attention and start to stimulate it in a variety of ways, cumming inside the slime several times over.
>When that's done they seem satisfied. The slime around you becomes more dense, like you're being wrapped up in a big hug
>As you fall asleep, the slime girls coo about how cute you look.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945206
>Conversion drugs
Should not want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945199
I'll agree to that but Norse mythology still remains one of my favorites given that Tyr intentionally stuck his hand in Fenrir's mouth just to prove the chains were magic.

>>14945203
Norse monsters only get so much attention because autistic faggots like ovaries and Peny like to think their some kind of special black snowflake tier of monster when you have better shit to use like Svathurim from Pathfinder since at least that shit combines elements from mythology instead of just flat out ripping them from the texts

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942285
>>14942321
>>14942329
Oh god this is all of my fetishes. I want to be pinned by the big meaty paws of a tomboy Anubis who goes rough on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945251
That just reinforces the post really. The writefags aren't scared, just most are not interested. Get back to work Penny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945271
Can you really call it overhyped when only a handful of people even care about norse myth?

>>14945266
>Horsepussy
>Better
>Proposes a deviant art tier mix-and match in the same sentence he complains about snowflakes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945282
>Pathfinder
>Deviantart
Whatever you say famiglia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942997
Does Sergio-chan avoid hugs because she's afraid of hurting others?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945306

Yeah that bleed status is a pain to deal with

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945306
>Monster hunter girls being gentle
Anon, you better be strapping on armor and bracing your pelvis. They like it rough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945269
>tfw no story about a tomboy MG who's in love with her dense childhood friend
I-It's basically just Tomo-chan with a monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945315

>Rajang MG

Nononononono

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945282
>Can you really call it overhyped when only a handful of people even care about norse myth?
When the people who do care here bemoan that fact like it's some terrible tragedy? Probably. And it's not exactly rare in the wider world. It's been the hipster's choice of mythos for decades. Europagans especially are fond of it. Generally it gets a big surge when vikings get popularity. That goes in cycles like cowboys, vampires, zombies and so on. Huge in the early 80's. Pretty low key in the 90's. Picked up again in the late 00's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945311
>Sit still for 10 seconds in a game where mobility is critical
>Waste precious meat to cure it
>Huge damage ticks for every movement
>2/3rds hp gone if you're unlucky enough to take a second hit
Yeah, fuck bleed

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945324

A mosswine jerky is a faster method of curing it compared to eating a steak actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945321
What's wrong, anon? Don't you want to get ragdolled in bed by a Super Saiyan thunder monkey?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945036
I want to tie them to the radiator and grape them for decades and decades and decades!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945331

>Anon fainted
>Reward reduced by 6000z
>Returning to camp...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945332
Pull that kimono back up like a proper lady, you slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945345
Is that...those eyes scream that old fox, but in loli. Does not compute

Maybe a daughter, or purely just because.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945359
Pretty sure it's the same fox, but she does look rather young.

Maybe she just had a really exciting night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945359
It's a trap! She's gonna entice you with her young youthful body, but the minute she comes in your bedroom she'll become an old hag! Don't fall for her tricks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945316
Funny story, I was writing about that last year, I just never completed it. It was all about a tomboy Werewolf trying to get the attention of her childhood friend whilst dealing with an insane Order priestess-in-training who also wants him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945359
Foxes are tricky bastards, don't let them fool you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945370
>Trap
>Not valuing centuries of experience and secret techniques over pure physical attributes
>Not telling her she looks beautiful anyway
>Not having long hours of gentle, passionate sex with her
>Not pumping enough mana into to help her stay younger
>Not following that night of passionate sex with a marathon of carnal fucking to test her younger body
It's like you don't even know her, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945382
She's got a flabby stomach, sagging breasts, and wrinkles on her face!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945385
She's mature!
Mature!
I want to play with the flabby fox!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945382

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/monster-girl-encyclopedia-vol-1-kenkou-cross/1123154420?ean=9781626923614

What are you gonna do when you see Monster Girl Encyclopedia in Barnes and Noble with your family? Anyone remember that one Cerea guy back in /a/ who bought the release of EMG at Barnes and Noble with his mom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944360
>Reminds me of that power armor egypt chick from overwatch the one with the optinal anubis skin
Well fuck.

Now I have to buy Overwatch.
I mean I was going to eventually anyway.
But now I actually want to pre-order it.
Dammit anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945433
I'm tempted to order it online and hide it in my room. Why anyone would buy it in a store is beyond me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945433
I thought B&N didn't stock hentai. Do they not realize what's in that book?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945433
>giving a shit about what other people think of your hobbies
The moment you stop caring is the moment it all gets better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945151
>>14945184
KC has actually mentioned wanting to do Fenrir and Nidhoggr in passing before.

And one other. Can't remember which. Jotunn, maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945451

MGE doesn't have much nudity though, just some skimpy clothes and a handful of suggestive images. The sex is all just in the writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945370
>>14945376
I know more than to trust a fox anons, I'm more partial to snakes.

But stiiiiill she seems like a nice wise lady I'm sure she'll be reasonable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945433
We don't have Barnes and Noble in this country. The local book store will probably have it though, they had Sundome and EMG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945460
Didn't Seven Seas say that the book will have the uncensored pictures?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945433
I'm Canadian, so it'll be Chapters.
And it'll be weird as fuck.

>>14945460
The regular web-profiles, yes. But this is the MGE-1 Book Release. Which (Is supposed to, Seven Seas promised a full release after all) includes KC's bonus artwork for many profiles. Many of which are straight-up porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945460
I thought the book was going to have all of the 'research' pictures like this one in it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945451
This reminds me of when boarders used to stock Eiken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945475
I swear to god.

Another thing that Seven Seas promised is that not only would the MGE be up-scaled, compared to the regular manga-sized Japanese release, but that it would include colored and updated profile pics.

I swear to god if that book doesn't have the updated, colored Anubis artwork that I've yet to find ANYWHERE...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945472
>Many of which are straight-up porn
Isn't that where the images with a Baphomet getting fucked are from? Having that on store shelves is asking for trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945493
I emailed SSE a few days after the announcement and they confirmed it would include all the loli content uncensored.

If I'm recalling correctly, the follow up on Twitter mentioned that it wouldn't see a store shelf rollout because of the above.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945493
Baphomet, Imp too I believe, both Angels in various states of Bukkake...

All of which would qualify as child porn in Canada and parts of the US.
Seriously, it's going to be interesting, seeing how this goes down...

>>14945498
Oh? Online order only then? Well...still quite worrisome, but makes a bit more sense at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945459
I doubt he'll ever do it so we'll have to rely on the autistic writefags who actually care about Norse mythologies.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14939760
Rolling

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945577
Why are you telling us that you are rolling instead of just telling us the results?

[Anonymous No.]

>localized MGE
This can't end well. Why would they think this is a good idea?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945345
Do these foxes go door-to-door spreading word about their shrine?

Maybe I'll show up during one of their Sake and Fried Tofu nights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945597
What rock have you been living under? The localization has been announced for months now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945597

How many people are going to buy it I wonder?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945597
If mainstream media learns about it, it would be a disaster, but on the other hand, if it sells enough copies, KC might start to give attention to the western market

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945606
more than you're expecting

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945606
Depends. Even with the popularity of EMG, monstergirls are still fairly niche. MGE doesn't have much mainstream appeal so nobody outside of perverts will learn about it and buy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945602
That Fox has had too much to drink! I'm going to inform the Shrine's High Priestess!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945613
Doubt anyone will care, EMG is a newyork times best seller and has loli nipples all the time, no one gave a shit there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945602
Unfortunately they've had to ban alcohol at their public functions after the last one got out of hand. One girl had to much to drink, the guy didn't object, and everyone else started getting riled up... It was just a mess. Took them the better part of a week just to clean it all up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945613
Some jew probably bribed them to do it so they can manufacture a loli outrage and drive through more censorship laws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945626
But she IS the High Priestess!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945613
Imfuckingplying the western market is worth giving attention to

[Anonymous No.]

>>14943755
The crown looks stupid on such a small head

[Anonymous No.]

Dragon Nee-sans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945472
Hey bro, is it available for order at Chapters? I want to know because I want to know when to go buy it in-store.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945738
For what reason?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945743
I own it in Japanese, figure I'd get it in english as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945763
But from a store? Where everyone can see?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945774
Yeah, I don't really care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945736
I want my dragon nee-san to give me advise on how to pick up dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942778
>Selikie
INT 10
DEX 7
STR 9
SPIRIT 7
LUST 7

There is a struggle but I'm confident in her abilities.

[Anonymous No.]

>Just finish building some Gunpla
>I can't help but wonder what it would be like if I could do something similar with a golem.

Oh life, why are you so bland?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945152
Same girl? >>14939294

[Anonymous No.]

So this just happened.

http://i.imgur.com/PadjFs2r.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945786
Horn polishing and Claw manicures are the way to a Dragon's heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945776
I see this post and the webm of that guy with his waifu rifle pops on my head.

Let no 3D deny you your mg's anon.

[Anonymous No.]

I was just thinking, MGE world ghost stories are probably the least scary thing in existence. You get no possessions by creepy old men, nothing disembodied stalking you in the woods and crying in the distance.
Instead you'd get stuff like
>and then a pale woman rose from the water AND SHOWED THE MAN HER TITS!
>He was so terrified he ran home and went to bed, but when he woke up SHE WAS SUCKING HIS DICK!
Can you imagine Order paladins and priests trying to scare each other over the campfire with this shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945786
But can't you see anon, she is just grooming you for her own tastes! She would never give her pure otouto to some slut who could never love you as much as she does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942778
Alraune

INT: 3
DEX: 10
STR: 4
SPIRIT: 5
LUST: 4

Trifid girl moves fast as fuck, but is dim, and pretty meh in strength and sex drive. I think I'm in trouble here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945807
Kek, approved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945776
Let's hope a cute girl isn't on register duty that day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945812
Jesus Christ anon spoil that shit
I'm not gonna be able to sleep for weeks.
>>>/x/

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945812
What if he woke up and she was holding his hand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945812
Not his dick! Is he okay, what happened then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942778
>Chimaera
INT: 7
DEX: 9
STR: 10
SPIRIT: 10
LUST: 10

Looks like I got one beast of a bodyguard but how does max spirit and lust resolve itself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945820
I hope there is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945484
>that statue

Never ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945836
I'll just hope the hypothetical girl isn't working with the lilims and kidnap anon for knowing too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945842
Tell me about it anon...

It is my grail most holy, and that I'll never have it, ever, is utterly crushing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942778
Arch Imp
5 INT
2 DEX
5 STR
7 Spirit
10 lust

I'm going to get raped non stop by a girl half my size aren't I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945836
She might think you're a pervert that thinks he's too good for human women

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945863
Then she'll have to try and show me otherwise won't she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945884
Is this just a plan to get raped in the storeroom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945860
Learn Japanese, go to every Japanese site and forum discussing MGE you can find, and ask around about it, either to see if you can find the original modeller or any actual models.
Then you fly over to Japan, punch some dudes in the face, and take the model like Indiana Jones before flying back to the safety of you home country.
Hell, I'll even come over and help with the punching, if it means I get to see that model with my own eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945814
But what if I only love her as family?
And I already fell in love with a dragon in my class, there is no turning back now.

>>14945809
Guess I'll have to take classes on claw manicure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942778
>Soldier Beetle

INT 6
DEX 3
STR 9
Spirit 2
Lust 4

I'm in good hands, and with 9 strength she can move around in heavily armored full plate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942778

Blu Oni

8 INT
4 DEX
6 STR
4 SPIRIT
10 LUST

I might survive but my pelvis won't

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942778
>Ushi-Oni
INT 2
DEX 9
STR 5
SPIRIT 3
LUST 9
so she is really stupid, fairly strong and going to rape the shit out of me... ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945893
Love can come in many forms, mindbreak is one of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945892
>Find the original modeller
I follow him on Twitter.
I've thought about asking him about it, once I, as you say, learn some Japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942778
>Hinezumi
INT 5
DEX 10
STR 10
SPIRIT 1
LUST 10
Not particularly motivated, but heaven help anyone who actually gets her to move.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945918
thats pretty intense

[Anonymous No.]

>>14942778
Okay, I got a holstaur. I'm happy with this. She's probably a cute, kind childhood friend.

INT: 10
DEX: 5
STR: 7
SPIRIT: 7
LUST: 9

My strong, spirited, extremely lust-ridden childhood friend with an intellect and smarts that could put a lich or wizard to shame. Damn, those rolls.
I think I'll enjoy my life between her breasts every night, and watching her cast mass cowgirl transformation spells on the enemy army.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945919
Oh, well damn, that's good. Now practice your kanji, damnit.

What's the guy's Twitter account, anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945949
https://twitter.com/hokke19

[Anonymous No.]

I want to join the loser house on campus that has the over cyclops, the alp, the poor dragon, and the overly clumsy lizardman so that I can get some easy sex and a few life long friends and wives that'll follow me outside of college.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945974
Not if the alpha jocks seduce you first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945979
Jokes on them!
I like losers!
I'm going to spoil the loser house with headpats, fresh snacks, and cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945974
>over cyclops

Tell me more

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945989
it was supposed to be overly muscled but my brain shut down a little bit through it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945986
Nobody likes losers. They like REAL women, ones that know who to treat a man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945991
I do!
They'll be the best girls at the end of the year!
Even if all but one of them is weaker than the jocks and a few are pudgy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945965
Neat, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946002
But can they get a man that doesn't have a loser fetish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946011
NO idea, all I know is that their graduation gift will be impregnation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946021
So leaving them single mothers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946026
What kind of monster do you think I am?
I'm taking responsibility before it even happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946033
You can't marry all those nerds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945965
>Even his profile picture is the anubis model

THIS ISN'T HELPING

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946041
Just try and stop me!

[Anonymous No.]

So, I was browsing /vg/ (yeah, I know), and apparently one of their game development threads has a lot of content overlap with /mgg/. Like posting MG pictures and writefagging MG smut. So I thought you guys might be interested in some of it. (Jesus christ, they have active writers by the truckload over there. This was all apparently done over the last three days.)

http://pastebin.com/jGCgaqRv
Loli Kobold smut

ttp://pastebin.com/s7b7zGBT
Mausgrill exhibitionist? impregnation sex in church smut

http://pastebin.com/NLnTCiT2
Bunnygirl

http://pastebin.com/weGSVKuq
Nereid/Water Elemental smut

http://pastebin.com/6KpY2Xfu
Pettanko cactus girl smut

http://pastebin.com/tPnSEhft
Farmgirl barn anal (just pretend it's a holst or something)

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945918
I'll never lose to someone like that! I will win against my onee-chan and confess my love to my classmate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946097
Which thread? The MGQ general?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945556
>that skindentation around her thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946097
>Mausgrill exhibitionist? impregnation sex in church smut
MUH DICK

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946097
Content like that happens when you don't actively chase out OC providers

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946159
>this fag again

[Anonymous No.]

Uh Oh Anon,

That CC monster girl from your office has gotten a bit tipsy and, though a series of events involving a taxi, three bagels, and a bottle of windex, is now using you as a body pillow in her bed, drunkenly mumbling how much she loves you while doing it.

This wouldn't be so bad if she wasn't an ice queen when sober, and you've got the feeling that she won't be happy to see you in her bed the next morning.

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/mamono


How do you escape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946171
He's not wrong, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946175
>Matango
There is no escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946175
>Fallen God

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946159
>>14946184
Oh you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946175
>large mouse

easy just get up and leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946186
Mushroom mushroom!

>>14946188
Well, the wild ride never ends I guess.

>>14946190
But then you're going to be walking around with a drunken mouse women in a disheveled suit hanging off you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946175
>Dark Matter
Things That Are Impossible for 1000

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946175
>Raiju

She'll be quite shocked when she wakes up.
I'll just roll underneath the bed and hope she doesn't notice me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946189
It's not even a samefag poster, you retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946175
>Dark Priest
Get up to pee and slip out the door.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946175
>CC Lich
You're basically asking me to plan out a goddamn heist. There's no doubt that any undead will notice when her warm body pillow suddenly disappears in her sleep, let alone a Lich. Hell, she could just be pretending to be asleep for all I know.

Anyways, since Liches are normally small and I don't expect them to have too much in the physical department, I should be able to slowly slide out of her grip and put a pillow that I hugged for a bit in my place.
After that, it's as simple as making a break for the exit of whatever crypt she lives in, assuming she doesn't have any thralls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946175
>Cupid
Why escape? I'm getting myself as entrenched as I possibly can.
She's going to wake up snuggled into my chest with our legs intertwined. We'll also both be nude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946175
>Hobgoblin

Considering how strong they are I don't think I'm going to be leaving anytime soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946205
Take a chill pill chlorophyll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946194
I'm going to get her home.
tuck her into bed.
leave a bottle water, some medicine, and a bowl next to the bed and leave
that is all

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946175
>Alp
Oh for fuck sake!

>How do you escape?
Rub the tip of her tail until she releses me. If she wakes up I'm proboly gonna get raped. But it's worth the risk.

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>>14946175
>Cheshire
How the fuck does an ice queen cheshire work? I bet she purrs when using me as a daki though, that's a cute thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946103
No, the Slablands thread; it's a game /vg/ has been very slowly developing over half a decade at this point. Given all the off-topic monster girl discussion, their slow working pace isn't surprising.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946218
Forgot my escape method, there is no escape method. I pray I wake up before her and make her breakfast in bed as an apology if I can escape her grip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946175
>Wurm

Well considering my everything is probably broken...I don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946175
>Doppelganger
Well, game over for me. She can be literally ANY monster she wants, how can I escape from something like that?
Her true form sure is cute though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946201
Just gotta believe!

>>14946203
But then you're going to see her stumbling around in an unladylike manner the next morning!
Walking around in pink panties while her hand does...things...due to her nature as a raiju!

>>14946206
You wander from the apartment and survive, although she's quite grumpy the next morning.

>>14946207
You slip from her grasp but now must deal with her minion, a fearsome zombie!

>>14946209
You don't know if she's happy or embarrassed, all you know is that she's been trembling with a bright red face for the past hour.

No words have been said as of yet.


>>14946213
She wakes up with you buried in breasts that are barely covered by her lacy black top.

>>14946216
She commends you for not leaving her there in an undignified state.

>>14946217
She sleep rapes you.

>>14946218
>>14946232

She plays pranks but never smiles.
You think she's mad but the little heart shape her tail makes is a good sign.

>>14946232
She places her hands on her hips and starts to berate you but soon calls the hospital on account of your everything.

>>14946236
She wakes up the next morning in her little girl form and finds she cant transform.
You are required to take responsibility.

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>>14946175
>Mantis

Use a little Windex. Windex solves everything. It's like the liquid equivalent to duct tape

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946247
>but soon calls the hospital on account of your everything.

She's paying the bill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946215
Learn to differentiate posters like you're stalker-kun then you fruitcake

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946247
>She commends you for not leaving her there in an undignified state.

Whatever...

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>>14946250
Slip out of her grasp and make your way home.
She wakes up with a headache and slightly damp from the windex.

>>14946252
She does with a ruby the size of your fist.
You do have to use your Sick leave though

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946175
>Troll

Fuck, I'm hosed. I'm too weak to fight those MASSIVE hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946220
Oh, that thread. I've been in to look at it a few times in the past. No idea how well the game is coming, but I love the idea of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946175
>CC Arachne
why would I want to escape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946247
>She wakes up the next morning in her little girl form and finds she cant transform.
>You are required to take responsibility.
Well, it's the proper thing to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945974
>>14945989

>Over Cyclops
Now in my head the first thing that comes to mind is overlord and cyclops. Combining those two we get his socially adapted and highly intelligent cyclops, that might have magic, who's good at delegating tasks/upper management and wants to boss around a bunch of kobolds or something. Because this is so very much opposed to the other cyclops out of MGE, she is teased constantly and ends up in loser house despite being a very promising student in the business major. She's got a tanuki or anubis rival in the more successful houses though.

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>>14946263
They are big, strong hands.
She wakes up and let's out a very surprising KYAAA before asking what your doing in her room.

>>14946266
Because she's going to tie you up and hang you in her office as 'punishment' if you don't

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>>14946247
>A fearsome zombie
Goddammit. If her minion had a little more in the brain department, I could explain to her what's going on.
Nothing a little legwork won't fix, though. Just gotta outrun her.

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>>14946262
>You do have to use your Sick leave though

Fucking bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946258
I'm not even the first guy you replied to, Ovaries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946247
>She sleep rapes you.
Well that's going to be interesting to tell her in the morning. Revenge!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946247
>all you know is that she's been trembling with a bright red face for the past hour
I'M GONNA KISS HER.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946247
>CC raiju in panties moaning your name while touching herself

I don't think I'll be able to endure this torture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946274
>before asking what your doing in her room.
She put me here and I got stuck! I couldn't get away!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946274
She wants me to escape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946270
Tears of joy are shed, you are soon married and she warms up to you substantially.

>>14946278
Roll me an agility check.

>>14946279
THems the rules Anon.

>>14946282
At you statement she stutters out a denial before looking down to where the two of you are joined.

She turns bright pink and then stammers out that she will be taking responsibility for you.

>>14946284
You do.
She faints.

>>14946289
Just don't let out any sounds otherwise she may just hear you....although she does scream out your name quite loudly when she climaxes.

>>14946294
She thinks over the events for a bit and then kicks into her normal attitude, albiet with a blush, apologizing for her behavior and stating that you may use her shower to clean yourself up.

>>14946296
Maybe.
Maybe she enjoys the hunt.

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>>14946247
>Just gotta believe!
You are absolutely correct
i believe that this is impossible

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946175
>Scylla
Persuade her to eat a bowl of eggs, not sure I can break free from tentacle lovin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946313
>Roll me an agility check
Rolled a 16 from a d20. This better be good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946313
>You do.
>She faints.
Time to cuddle even harder.
I'm not leaving this bed without a waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946280
Everybody is you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946313
>apologizing for her behavior and stating that you may use her shower to clean yourself up.
Good. Now I'm going home and never going drinking again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946314
Then it is impossible.
You spend the next day half submerged into her orb as punishment.
She does mutter something about at least wanting to remember what happened though.

>>14946316
She does.
You wake up the next morning with her still gripping you in her tentacles, although she now has a stomachache thanks to the eggs she ate.

>>14946327
You deftly dodge past the zombie and make it to the door.
flinging it open and fleeing home while the runes of alarm go off.

The next day of work is perfectly normal, although you do notice that the lich has bags under her eyes thanks to a rude awakening.


>>14946334
You marry the cupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946313
>She turns bright pink and then stammers out that she will be taking responsibility for you.
I’ll kiss her and tell her that it’s ok. But she has to do something to make me forgive her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946247
>She wakes up with you buried in breasts that are barely covered by her lacy black top.

This won't end well

Apologize profusely

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946313
>although she does scream out your name quite loudly when she climaxes.

Can I record it? Mind as well try to get some material for myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946346
>She does mutter something about at least wanting to remember what happened though.
Well nothing really happened other fr-
No. Nooooo. Let's make some shit up

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946345
Good.
The next day is perfectly fine, although the boss does stare at you a bit more than normal.

>>14946347
She agrees in an instant without asking what hyou want.


>>14946353
You blurt out an apology and she, now bright red, stumbled back and off the bed, a low 'awawawa...' slipping out as she rubs her head.

[Anonymous No.]

>"For your first lesson, you must snatch the fruit from my hand."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946358
You manage to record it at its loudest.

>>14946359
Well, what will you tell her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946361
>She agrees in an instant without asking what hyou want.
I guess I'll just roll with it. What's the worst that can happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946362

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946362
>Trying to steal from an ape

As if Detroit wasn't enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946373
She offers to be your slave for the day, complete with a collar that she had stored in the closet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946362
How about I put my fruit into your snatch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946362
This is a trick isn't it? This is a lesson in humility.

The only fruit that's going to be snatched is my virginity cherry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946364
How she was practically all over me. It was ridiculous. I mean, we got kicked out of the bar because she was starting to hit on everyone
Oh and the sex. My good god. She was moaning so loud she woke up the neighbours! It was just so embarassing
And my god how drenched she was. You'd think someones water bottle got puctured on the sidewalk seeing that trail
And, Uh, shit, I'm feeling bad now. No, don't ruin this for me concious! I did not just walk her home gently

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>>14946391
Your boss is so embaressed by the tale she faints dead away, landing face first on her desk while the orb angles up so that it looks like your standing behind her.

This happens just in time for the door to open and the little Alice head of HR to walk in and see you both in an....unflattering position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946364
So, what happens if I call her in private next day and play the recording of her?
It's not like i'm going to tease her about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946381
>She offers to be your slave for the day, complete with a collar that she had stored in the closet.
Oh my, she has no idea what I'm going to do to her. Hand holding and cuddling while watching a movie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946362
For your first lesson your boobs are going to be in my hand.

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>>14946405
The pencil in her hand snaps, her jaw drops, and she starts trembling with shame and electricity.

>>14946413
Y-you'll do it naked at least, right?
S-she did plan something for you after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946399
Well, at least she's learned a new position, right?
I'm so fired

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946415
>>14946362
MASSIVE
MONKEY
MAMMARIES

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946416
>Y-you'll do it naked at least, right?
>S-she did plan something for you after all.
Cuddle-fucking is the best kind of cuddling! And she get's to choose the movie, it can be anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946346
>Bags under her eyes from lack of sleep
This "Lich" is either taking me on a ruse cruise, or she's suffering from Mana deprivation.
Either way, it's not my problem. She'll find someone who appreciates undead more than me eventually. I'd say it was a grand success for me.
Unless that zombie manages to tell her what happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946175
>Will O Wisp

There's no escape here. At best I could try to run, rush home and ward my house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946422
She actually comments about how glad she is that you two are getting along before dropping off some papers on the bosses desk and then heading out to call oniichan.

>>14946430
It's a lovely date.

>>14946431
You manage to escape without being found out....until ambient mamano mana years later causes the zombie to go wight and spill the beans.

>>14946432
You in the cage now Anon.

Good luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946175
>Dormouse

I guess it makes sense for her to be grouchy when she's awake.

[Anonymous No.]

>RPing
Stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946439
We're not getting along!
Well, I guess we're getting along
But it's not what you think! Honest!
Your Onii Chan owes me money by the way!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946175
>Unicorn
Nothing for it but to snuggle up and relax until morning. I never thought things would end up this way, but I might as well enjoy the softness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946416
>she starts trembling with shame and electricity.

What a shocking turn of events! Looks like the ice queen isn't as sturdy as she looks. Mind as well act like a Cheshire and look at her with a shit eating grin everytime I see her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946446
>REEEEEE NO FUN ALLOWED REEEE
You are what is wrong with these threads anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946175
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Queen_of_Hearts

Bribe one of her guards? Shit man I dunno.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946465
Anon, this is pretty much exactly what goes on at the wiki, minus the shit grammar. That's not what we want here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946440
It is.
Although it makes her that much more of a fearsome foe to escape from.

>>14946448
Whatever you say Anon.
Oniichan will bring the money later that night.

>>14946460
You wake up with a face full of horse titties, get to experience her smile and then watch her spend the next few minutes panicking because she thinks that you both just lost your purity before marriage

>>14946462
You keep it up for a week before she approaches you and demands to know what it would take to get the recording deleted.

>>14946474
Hard mode engaged.

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>>14946474

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946439
>Years later
In that amount of time, I probably would have found another place to work and a girl that I share more common interests with, and the Lich would have probably found her own husband. I doubt she would care.
Whatever. Good enough end for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946490
Perhaps, perhaps not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946480
This. And it was even worse up the thread, look at this shit, and nobody calling them out on the cancer.
>>14943175
Literally unironic *actions*

If you want to be a gigantic fucking faggot and RP, go do it on the mge wiki with the rest of the 13-year olds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946439
>It's a lovely date.
All's well that ends well

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946424

[Anonymous No.]

I want an oppai loli lich to sit on my lap and hold like a daki. Not too oppai, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946510
Is it wrong that I would want one to have tits bigger than that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946482
The only way I will delete the recording is if she confesses her love and proposes marriage to me, in which case I shall happily agree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946510
Kloah's world is a dangerous place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946539
Not at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946539
You're not wrong, though you may want to look into a different species for that.

Just don't let them get too big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946549
She thinks that you're joking for a moment but, when she realizes that you are serious, she soon confesses to you, a stiff, hollow sounding one soon turning into an honest one where she's almost crying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946522
I'd settle for any Lich to hold as a daki. Or one to hold me as a daki, I'm not fussy as long as she's undead perfection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946563
Oh, that's good.

>>14946564
I dunno, a big breasted monkey would be great...although we will need to define this 'too big' as I want that monkey to make a few of the holsts blush at her size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946576
This is probably a good place to start for defining 'too big'. Work your way back from that until you reach the point where you're like, 'Yeah, I'd hit that.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946587
Yeah, I'd hit a monkey like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946562
Only if you're a little boy, then swift death by oppai smothering is assured.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, I was hoping on actually continuing writefaggin' soon, but it seems my comuter is really being a giant bitch and refusing to turn on...
Oh well... There's always doing things the old fashioned way...
[Spoiler]In the meantime, how about rating my reaally shitty doodles?[/spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946569
A valid point. But if a lich started to use me as a daki, she better get comfy. There's so guarantee I'd let her go once she wanted to get back up.
I'd most likely end up ruffling her hair, rubbing her back and warming her up until she felt hotter than a hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946626
I want a smug yukionna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946626
I'm not exactly sure what this is depicting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946606
But every man in his world is a little boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946687
Ufufu

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946687
That just makes them seem even bigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946677
A big slime and a small smug snow thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946707
>>14946733
Those lucky little boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946743
Turn that slime into a big slime girl, and draw more of that cheeky snow thing. I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946786
I didn't draw it, 'sides this one strikes me as cuter.

[Anonymous No.]

a friendly reminder to always watch your drinks when visiting the kitsune shrines. Letting your guard down can leave you with a nasty headache in the morning!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946869
That's why you gotta space everything out with heroin and aburaage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946869
Where does it all go?
Seriously, how can these kitsune dink so much yet not put on weight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946869
I don't drink alcohol, so I'd just encourage them to keep drinking and then get as many of them pregnant as I could before they sober up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946869
>Furshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946895
It all goes right to their tails. Unless of course, you like her a bit thicker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946894
>heroin
degenerate please, I am a civilized man and only use krokodil

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946912
>not doing bath salts to bond with your zombie waifu
Do you even love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946869
I'd rather have more of this find fluffy figure of a female.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946911
I would
Kitsunes need to be as soft as their tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946869
Of course I watch my drink.

I watch it carefully.

I watch it subtly, so they don't realize.

And when something gets added, I make sure they know I saw.

I look them in the eyes, very intently making my knowledge visible.

And then I drain the glass, slowly, obviously.

And then I ask for another of the same, never taking my gaze from her face.

The hangover is worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945518
Why does caring about myth make you autistic? Also, I'd like to see more celtic myth. Those dudes had some cool shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946954
I bet this anon is missing a few organs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946932
>Cast a spell on a kitsune to make her literally as soft as her tail
>When the magic glow fades, she stands there looking confused
>Nothing appears to have changes, she's still just as lithe and athletically curvy as she's always been
>But when you hug her, her body gives to you like a soft toy
>No matter how hard you squeeze or press, her body will just deform around you with no discomfort to her
>She does feel softer though
>Like you could just rest your head on her cushiony abs and fall asleep on her forever
>You now can't help yourself whenever you're around her, you just have to hug her, squeeze her, rub your cheek against hers, and generally make her seem as malleable as a slimegirl

I'd like a soft kitsune like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946985
That would be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946786
>big slime girl
But then she wouldn't be a giant Hershey's kiss anymore.
>more snow thing
I'll consider it, should I doodle again soon.
I also did the one hairy girl, but I won't post that.

[Anonymous No.]

Manticore quest...this is getting out of control.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946967
Because when you start to ask for stupid, boring shit like Jotunns constantly it gets grating just like that one faggot who goes "bummer, man" as if he's Lebowski

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946998
Definitely. But it'd be hard to choose between her tails or the rest of her body to cuddle up against, I bet.
At least you could spoon her to your heart's content, and she could slip her tails beneath you with no discomfort whatsoever to wrap you up.
She'd be like a living, breathing lifesized kitsune soft-toy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947047
>Caring about /tg/ shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947047
what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947049
Hey don't look at me, I want draugr. And it doesn't come up nearly as often as wanting phoenix does. Hasn't been around as long either. Maybe you're just complaining for complaining's sake? I really don't see where you pulled the lebowski guy from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946869
Youko-sama a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947047
>>14947069
Ok, that's just weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947068
I know, I know...

I'll go to sleep before I go full retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947074
Undead viking women with glowing blue eyes and Portland skin?

I'd be fine with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946922
She's from the Monmusu online game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946587
Matsu-sensei's inflation fetish is getting fucking cuh-razy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947097
I thought that was her.

Also, her VA makes me hard as diamonds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947105
Nah, that's an expansion fetish.

Inflation would focus more on the belly/overall body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947113
Right.
I'm dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947120
No problem, its an easy mistake to make.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947092
>Portland
You mean porcelain? I made a post a few threads ago about draugr and their OP powers. They mage great yanderes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947097
I thought she was wearing gloves in the first picture, but now I see her limbs are coloured like a fox's. I kind of really like that design.Are her feet like that too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947107
>Also, her VA makes me hard as diamonds.

Same. Yuu Asakawa is my seiyuufu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947128
Yeah, porcelain.

>Mage
I'm see that I'm not the only one who fail at spelling tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947120
>>14947113
We need a chart showing the differences.
Maybe something involving a manticore or memecat. Not really, it would just cause more trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947130
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

Good evening, sir! Thank for choosing to dine with us tonight. Can I get you a menu, or will you be having out 'Red Light Special' tonight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946175
>Ice Queen
>Ignis

All I can do is accept my fate as slave of the ultimate organism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947151
What's the special?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947156
Congratulations, you've been promotoed from assistant to servant!

You may find yourself promoted to husband later on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947151
What is the 'Red Light Special' you speak of?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947151
>>14947157
I was about to ass the same question babe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947151
Um yes, how is your rump roast?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947157
>>14947162
Our special? Let's see. Hmm...

Oh. Oh my. It seems that tonight's special...

Look, I'm really sorry. I thought this was next week and tonight was Nicole's turn. I mean, I can't stop you if you really want it, but I'm really not prepared for this and... A-Are you sure?

Alright then. P-Please enjoy, sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947151
Give me the cheapest thing in the menu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947177
But I don't eat people....
Oh well, guess you'll have to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947177
Can I fill your belly button with soy sauce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946175
>Undine
I bet she sleeps in a water bed

>Wake up shackled to the bed by water chains with her wrapping her arms and leg around me
>When she wakes up its somehow my fault
Luckily they have a chronic and morbid fear of being hated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947190
Don't worry, a few nice words will be enough to get her on your side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947177
C'mon lady, can you just give me some food? I mean Jesus Christ, I though this was a resturant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947172
We use only the thickest, juiciest cuts of prime beef. Can I put you down for that, then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947191
Mean words, you mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947196
Give me the thickest cut you have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947177
So under-cooked its still moaning, I'd like to have a word with the chef.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947196
Yes please, can I get that medium, medium well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947196
That tattoo's not going to look so good when she's all old and saggy. Young monsters theses days, no foresight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947181
We have some chicken if that's to your tastes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947209
I can forgive the snowflake hair, to an extent, but
>dat schnoz
bruh

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947177
You still haven't told me what it is. How do you expect me to make a decision without any information?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947189
You paid for the special. As long as she can still come to work tomorrow, do what you want with her.
>>14947199
Yes? Is there a problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947204
>Implying monstergirls age like human women

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to spoil your imouto, even when she's not a loli anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947229
That's a really cute demon. Would cuddle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947229
Always!
Even if she starts getting pudgy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947229
What happens if I don't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947242
you die

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947074
>Hasn't been around as long
There's some retard every thread asking for Jotunn girls and complaining they don't have stories

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947242
She goes yandere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947229
Cute/10 would definitely spoil and cuddle AND RAVAGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947251
>There's some retard every thread
Not only are you grossly exaggerating, but phoenix has been wanted and brought up for years now

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947249
>>14947252
O-oh, that doesn't sound nice.
But I can't spend my time with her, I have to work to help the family!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947262
I want to forcibly brush my Shark Girl homestay's teeth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947221
Ey bby u wan sum fug?
If I pulled your tail while you were doing cooking stuff, would you die?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947242
She starts acting out for attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947260
Except I'm not exaggerating

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947262
Okay, you're doing it wrong. That should not be painful, but enjoyable for both parties - and if it hurts because of the gums, she needs to see a dentist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947302
>>>14918078
No mention
>>>14904935
No mention

Of the three most recent archived threads only one has mention of jotunn. You're a lying piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947211
>snowflake hair
Anon has apparently never seen a chicken before

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947324
>shhh, stop struggling, that way it'll be less painful

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947336
If anything I was referring to the floppy fringe bullshit so many hipsters and faggots seem fond of lately. And her being a cockatrice is precisely why I can forgive the red streak, to an extent. Also, short hair is shit. Would have been better long

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947286
She won't die, but she'll probably be very cross with you. You may also run the risk of her putting YOU on the menu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947354
>short hair is shit
Anon has never seen a chicken, and is also gay it seems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947211
"schnoz"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947362
I've heard of selective hearing, but I didn't know selective sight was a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947367
>>14947367
nose

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947377
Oh. Weird. The nose on that cockatrice picture is fine. It's perfectly in proportion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947386
It's done in the tumblr style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947359
She's a big girl.
A risk I have to take!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947391
Pretty sure that type of nose existed in anime long before tumblr got to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947386
>>14947406
It's just Ovaries bitching about something he doesn't like. Stop replying to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947391
It's pointed, it's not distinctly red, and it's not oversized. Unless the definition changed when I wasn't around, that's not what you call a "Tumblr nose".

Maybe it's just other features throwing you off? That does happen to people sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

I think if I had a stand it would look like a wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>About 10000 monster girls suddenly appear on Earth
>They all stay in environnements suited to them
>Desert girls in Egypt
>Lava Golems near volcanoes
>Hostaurs in farms and plains around the world
>etc...

Where do you have to go in order to meet your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947409
Is ovaries the new bourbon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947419
Deep, deep underground

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947419
>Want to meet soft, big-tittied holst
>Live in Wisconsin
I think I'm pretty much set.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947419
Japan, unless you count every place where crows are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947419
>Work across the street from a graveyard
At least I can probably quit and work for a lich across the street.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947419
I have to go to China or Russia

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947430
I hope you have the self control to not fuck any cows.

>>14947433
And the same goes for you but with dead people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14941723
All pics of Druella's date row.
http://imgur.com/a/FFCMd

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947419
>Flowkelp
Living in Florida has never been better, All I have to do is head to the beach and I'm good to go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947419
Only 10000?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947441
I don't know, man. When the state fair rolls around and you walk through those barns OF COURSE I'M NOT GONNA FUCK A COW.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947441
I'm only interested in the dead that can return my love.
and have an affinity for science, no wights allowed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947419
>My city would be full of Tanukis, Lilims, Wights, Vampires, Pharaohs, etc, all the rich powerful girls.
My vampire waifu would obviously be here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947419
European Graveyard

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>>14947419
>Valley
>A few horse breeders in the area
>Only the usual vermin. Cats. Spiders. Birds. The occasional coyote or opossum.
>possible devil bug or ant infestation due to unsanitary relatives

With my luck, all the Kikis will be coralled in the Beverly Hills/Mulholland area, being gamgraped by yuppies, white collar crooks, and Trump supporters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947474
I wanna squeeze that lich's flotation devices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947499
She needs those to control her flight!

[Anonymous No.]

Have another Golden Ryu

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947460
You sure? There are a large number of horse enthusiasts on 4chan, cows aren't that far off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947419
Mountains and valleys.

Better get the climbing gear ready for 2017.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947504
Too bad. It's a little-known secret that liches cast their anti-gravity spells on their breasts so they can float and look perpetually perky. I'm gonna turn it around on her by fondling and groping those funbags until that weight-negating spell goes completely out of control.
I mean, what's the worst thing that could happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947490
>You'll never have a brown Kikimora who speaks Spanish named Esmeralda urging you to vote for Trump so he can deport the Mexicans taking work away from honest maids like her

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947527
She falls flat on her face and throws a spell at you for ruining her mystique

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947512
I'll take it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947520
I wouldn't turn my nose up at a horsegirl, either, to be honest. But that's beside the point. I'm not /d/ enough to stick it into livestock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947527
Death by oppai. The coroner will assess your rigor mortis and conclude that you drown to death in boobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947419
Right where I'm at, they're probably be at least a dozen Holstaurs that showed up near here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947150
kitsune are so much better when there not cosplay tier and conform to the standard wolfgirl pattern

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947455
Sounds like a good number to me, that way they are too few to corrupting everything, but there is still enough of them for everyone who genuinely loves them

>>14947512
There is something weirdly sexual about that hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947540
As long as I have your word anon.
Make sure you use protection, you wouldn't want to be patient zero of aids 2.0

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947229
Dick the imouto

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947512
Golden Ryu looks really dominant, I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947533
I hope she's ready to deal with the collateral of whatever spell she casts on me, considering her proximity.
Just so long as she doesn't cast that same spell on my dick or something, I should be fine.

>>14947544
The best way to die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947530
But would she feel so willing to vote to him if it means losing her husband to the Trump regime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947419
Gotta go the nearest cave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945812
Imagine this from the other side though, what kind of horror tales would MGs tell?

>And then, to her horror, Linda Lamia woke up one day to find...
>HER HUSBAND DIDN'T PRODUCE SPIRIT ENERGY

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947567
But condoms stop us from having babies! Granted the amount of paizuri I'd be engaging in daily would waste more seed than the Department of Agriculture and leave her tits looking like glazed donuts around the clock, but condoms are bad for babies, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14945125
what i would give to wake up to this

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>>14947419
I hope Anubis' can whip Syria and Egypt back into shape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947419

I'd have to go to Japan

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947419
England?
Germany?

Can't be sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947600
WAKE ME UP

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947622
>tail standing straight up
2cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947622
>Whip Syria back into shape

Ha...HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Egypt with MGs could probably buy all of Syria after a few years of profits and they still wouldn't do it because it's unfixable.

Not that it matters, all the culture that existed there has already moved and started taking over Germany and Sweden.

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>>14947622
>Monstergirl versions of long-abandoned deities, with some of the powers that implies, now roaming the streets
They'll either be rounded up by the Muslim thought police or cause the most sudden & extreme religious shift ever recorded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947636
10/10

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[Anonymous No.]

>>14947641
>it's unfixable
That's called the entire middle east. Unless you count destroying the village to save it fixing, which I do when it comes to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947659
spooky

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947645
That's a thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947683
That's the thing, though. There's a good handful of MGs that are personifications of old religious figures. Can you imagine the implications for religion in general?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947702
I think monster girls like Baphomets, succubi and demons are the first to come to mind when you consider that.

Have you read Childhood's End? There's sort of a similar problem in that book. Aliens come to earth, spreading peace, solving illness, world hunger and whatnot, but they refuse to be seen by humans for years.
When they finally reveal themselves, it turns out there's a very good reason for hiding away what they actually look like.

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>>14947702
The only other thing's that'd stick out might be valkyries, the priests'll only worry everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947715
>Childhood's End
ah That was a dam good book, so worth reading and glad to have read it. Sadly I have to agree, no matter how many good deed some monster girls do, they face a likely chance at being shunned just by looks alone. Personally if monster girls had good intentions and helped m out with life, I'd be incredibly thankful for their aid and tell them they should not be shunned by their looks but praised for whenever they do good deeds for a good character will always shine the brightest in the end.

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>>14947730
Anything more powerful and uncontrollable then a Kikimora or Yeti would also be mistrusted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947419
It's rainy and rural where I live, so I might meet a nice nureonago. If nothing else I'd have no trouble finding a good horsepussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947622
>inb4 isis videos of snackbars raping the decapitated corpses of anubi and Pharaohs
Monstergirls are too sweet to inflict the kind of genocide the middle east needs.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to be loved

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947817
5 dollar

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947821
You too expensive, I state three dollar

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947419
Hire a sherpa for the mountains and tell him I'm hunting the tall, fearsome Yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947830
Gonna need at least fifty more cents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947836
Lochness Monster please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947839
Lochness Monster has bills to pay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947841
And with all those photo shoots she does she should be able to pay them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947853
Those were unauthorized and you know it. She hasn't received a single payment from any of those photos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947858
Then maybe we should set one up and release some photos.

Quite a few folks would be up for an extremely large, aquatic lizardman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947650
Can't wake up

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947832
>Come across a pack of hungry Wendigo tearing apart the carcass of a Moose.
>Somehow the moose is made up entirely of stretchy anime meat.

Terrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947950
I thought they eat people? Stretchy anime people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947959
>Stretchy anime people
That meat's too big to be a fairy.

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>>14947950
>walk towards them
>A mix of intimidating growls and awawawas sound out.
>You stop just short and instead start building a fire, something that confuses them greatly, although they do keep watching as you work.
>Eventually you get a roaring fire going.
>You return to the moose where much tail wagging and growling continues, although there is no all out assault.
>Pulling a piece of stretchy meat from the creature, you set it on the fire and begin cooking it properly, putting on some salt and pepper while the wendigos watch.
>Eventually you finish cooking and take the seasoned and cooked anime meat, offering it to the tiniest member of the wendigo pack, a runt who nibbles at it curiously.
>She soon lets out a gasp of amazement at the meet, awawaing happily back at her comrades who soon begin bringing you their stretchy meat for cooking.
>End up spending the entire day cooking stretchy meat for wendigos.

Such is life in the tundra and mountains.

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>>14947419
I'm off to Egypt!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947967
Then they kidnap you and force you to become the pack cook/cuddlebug.

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>>14947645
Most civilised people nowadays will just pull the ol' "ancient aliens" card and explain them away as that. If you're a Muslim and so on, something had to be tricking those Canaanites into worshipping them

[Anonymous No.]

>Middle of the night
>A huge flash of light appears out of nowhere
>All of the men are suddenly gone
>Riots in the streets, mass chaos at first
>Everyone then finally begins to cope with it
>Several years later
>A jinko finds a lone baby in the middle of nowhere
>Find out the baby is a male
>Raises it in secret instead of handing it off to the local warlord
>The jinko attempts to control her drug and alcohol addictions, with no success
>Several more years pass
>The child has gone missing
>The Jinko goes and tries to find the child
>The Jinko stalked by a blonde kitsune who is obsessed with psychologically and physically torturing the Jinko

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947967
Perhaps you can find a way to communicate with them to find the local Yeti.

But beware of the Glacies Ice Queen. They say that even love cannot thaw her cold heart.

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>>14947974
Indeed.
Would you be able to handle all those little awawas that trying to cuddle you or get you to cook for them?

I don't know if I could but i'd try.

In other news, good night everyone, take care and don't burn down the thread.

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>>14947962
Too big; for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947645
>Angry Jihads trying to get MGs to cover up
>They refuse
>Angry Jihads trying to rape MGs to teach them a lesson
>A few laugh at their attempts and others laugh at their...equipment
>Angry Jihads violently attack MGs
>Some MGs slap them down and give them the "Sit Down Son" look before going on their way
>Others slap them down and rape them for being dickwads
>That random Faggot Cat tourist shaves a few beards for fun
>Jihads all seeking therapists when they can't treat women how they want and being emasculated
>Older Jihads all giving their younger Jihads the "Back in my day..." styled speeches of disappointment
>Eventually Pharoahs just take over completely and force their own laws / religions through
>Good End

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947984
Who knows.
Their native language, Awa, is a complex thing filled with tail motions and vocal noises that are quite difficult to reproduce without a clumsy childhood friend, another wendigo, or an alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947622
>>14947972
>dozens of anons with masterful taste head to egypt to claim their waifus
>disaffected young men
>who spend all their time making angry posts on the internet
>leaving their homes to travel to the middle east
>everyone gets arrested for being wannabe jihadist
>spend the rest of their life in Git'mo thinking about those delicious chocolate milkshakes
>/mgt/ gets shut down for encouraging terrorism
>nobody's happy

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>>14947645
>>14947815
>Monster Girls appear
>Most are attacked and killed on-sight by religious fundamentalists world-wide
>Videos of MGs begging for mercy, proclaiming they just want to find love, even as they're callously shot, stabbed, decapitated, and more, start cropping up on the internet
>Only the scant few who appeared in civilized, extremely forward-thinking locales survive
>Of these few survivors, fewer still find their way into loving arms, rather than inhumane research groups and the like
>Of these remote few, even a smaller number yet doesn't commit suicide out of sheer despair at the awful world they've been put into
Now I'm sad...we don't deserve nice things.

Alternate version is that MGs retain vast magical capacity, and fuck over anyone who attempts such horrors upon them. I'd prefer that...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948004
>we don't deserve nice things.
No, we don't. This is why I turn traitor ASAP to try and cement my waifu and those like her at the head of the world, with all out leaders bending the knee or being thrown to the ex-nun parasite slimes and matangos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948004
This is why we need traitors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947996
>thousands of angry muslims who've had sand in their undies since they were born
>with more toyotas, aks, rpgs and anti-aircraft guns then headless infidels in syria
>versus a bunch of horny sluts in loinclothes

I'm sorry m8, but if Glorious Motherland and 'Merica can't beat a few thousand sandniggers, I don't think anyone can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948006
Only propelling the opposition further into the delusional causes they have?
It needs to be slow and gentle, like the lizardman takeover of the new word order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948009
>Joint co op where Baphomets and Liches and american scientists join hands to design a nuke mixed with a dark matter that kills all men and monsterizes all women
>Launch at middle east
>???
>Cradle of civilization is now full of horny monster sluts who need men
>Incarnation of an ancient Pharaoh assumed command and crafts reforms and systems to revitalise the middle east and encourage men to her bountiful delta
>Profit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948003
Egypt isn't that unstable.

I dunno about any other anons, but I've traveled to a few places 'round the world already. Long as you keep your head down in your search for a waifu, shouldn't be too bad.

>>14948006
>>14948008
Good men, the both of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>An unexpected friendship between a delinquent Jinko/hellhound/werewolf/Manticore and Anon-Sensei becomes an unexpected romance after Anon-Sensei learns that his student has a heart of gold
>An Orphan, she's actually motherly and does .her best to take care of the smaller children at the orphanage
>Angry at life and not knowing what to do, she misbehaves at school, despite being smart
>After developing a relationship with Anon-Sensei because of a fateful encounter, she becomes class-rep and turns her grades around too
>After graduation comes a scandalous marriage

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948018
>>14948008
>>14948006

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948024
Orphans are shit. It's far better when it's the real parents doing the beating, or they're just bad apples no matter how nice everyone is to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948025
There is nothing wrong with changing sides when the one you're on is clearly in the wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948015
>Only propelling the opposition further into the delusional causes they have?
The only thing that will work is if monsters blitzkrieg us. Annihilate any and all resistance, demolish culture as we know it, and preserve only the great art and literature and science we've strove for. Cradle man so he doesn't break from the fall an let him sit tight while the monsters rebuild a better society.

First the scales will tip one way, then the other, before finally finding a balance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948029
There's something wrong with being an untrustworthy person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948026
It's easier to do lewd things when no one cares about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948004
>>14948017
MG magic isn't that powerful. /tg/ has chucked a billion bitch fits over this, and the end result is that muh bbbbrrrrrrrrttt usually has the upper hand. Even a Lilim has limited range, and I'm sure you could fine enough double traitors to get the job done.
Dark Matters are still elementals, and the same rock-paper-scissors bullshit applies to them. Just turn up the UVs on that worst girl and watch her fry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948032
Only following my heart.

>>14948034
I'm watching you, coward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948037
>traitor calling spectator names
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948004
>spoiler

Seeing humanity be corrupted until it becomes one huge demon realms would be the best
And we're are over 3 billions men, even if there are no human women left, by the time humanity is in danger of extinction, monster girls would be able to have sons

2017 BELIEVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948034
So clearly the onus is on man to convince the monsters to sit tight and in the shadows while he supplies them with information and technology, until they have the magi-technological and military superiority, the likes of which we can't yet conceive of.

>>14948032
It's your fault for trusting your fellow man to be content wallowing in the same backwards filth as you.

Monster uprising
NOW
O
W

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948030
Slow subversion and outbreeding is working extremely well against the majority population in western countries.
'The knife you can see coming is the one you fear' or something like that. Man (and human woman) will violently resist if he perceives a threat. In order for monsters to take a place of power in society it needs to slow and gentle; like interlocking fingers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948041
That's optimistic thinking since the lilim won't give a fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948040
Sure you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948046
Or it just needs to be such an unstoppable force of nature that man couldn't even consider resisting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948034
We have absolutely no standards of comparison with which to judge that. Saying that a bunch of board-game playing dungeon-dwellers have the final say on the practicality of completely unknown elements against weapons crafted by human science, is the height of short-sighted idiocy.

And that's not even mentioning that Dark Matters are not literal "Darkness".

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948030
>honestly thinking someone out to demolish culture will preserve art and literature

That's the first thing to go. Just look at the Nazis or ISIS. Literature's where people keep their values, tear it down and they lose them. You better keep your Shakespeare, Cervantes and Joyce hidden m80.

>>14948037
Ask yourself who does your heart belonged to first.

>>14948041
>>14948045
>monsters having human sons
>magi-tec

This is disgusting.

>>14948053
By that standard we're both idiots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948050
>you
The guy here >>14948034 was called a coward, for supplying input from elsewhere.

Worst he did was call one of the worst MG's worst girl.

So yeah, lol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948009
M8y the only thing the Jihads are really good at is making high quality movies of themselves killing captives.

Glorious Motherland or Murrica doing a full campaign would be a slaughter.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to sneak up on the sharkgirl delinquent that teases me and slip one of those novelty exploding cigarettes into her pack.
Then when it goes off it triggers her exploding oxygen tank trauma and she starts crying.
Then she tells me I have to give her my first time to make up for it.
I accept and she freezes up because she was expecting me to refuse and run away, she just wanted to sound tough.
She can't go through with it at the last minute and we just go on a date instead.

Jaws-chan a qt

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948058
>what is Afghanistan

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948061
Not enough effort, also tinges of ethics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948061
What about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948054
>Ask yourself who does your heart belonged to first.
Easy. Whoever wants to do the mot good in the world. hence the monstergirls.

>>14948057
He implied he would rather side with muh humanity then fighting for the best outcome.

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>>14948051
And risk killing off most of the men that rise up against you? What guarantee do you have that they won't revolt?

Would be neat if you could accomplish such a thing but humans are violent in nature and have the intelligence to know when they've been usurped from their throne. Much more assured to breed him into submission.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948070
The first guy was right, as was the dude who brought up Clarke. The only way to successfully pull off a complete takeover is like They Live. America did a better job by exporting itself to Japan and the Philippines than during the time they occupied the countries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948068
Probably cause humanity's got plenty going for it, also the best outcome would be traitors leaving for their world.

A nice trickle so they never technically run out, and place real value on guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948079
Humans would kill them and enslave the rest. It would be just be the same dull cruel world as always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948054
>That's the first thing to go.
Only if it's a threatening counter narrative. What problem would they have with shakespeare? If any changes at all were made, about half way through, a benevolent Lilim would turn Juliet into a succubus and give her the courage needed to break the boundaries of family and fuck romeo.
>Just look at Nazis
They only got rid of that which didn't suit their narrative. They hardly outlawed greek philosophy.
>Just look at ISIS
Bad example. Islam thinks the principle of cause and effect is blasphemy. They are just backards and will tear down anything.

>This is disgusting.
Agreed. The fact that this will never come to pass is nothing less than an atrocity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948084
You may not of read what was just posted.
traitors leaving for their world, the MG world.

Yeah coming here would bring about controversial fuckery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948084
>every single human being is evil

The huge majority of people are nice dudes buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948051
Did you ever see that twilight zone episode 'To Serve Man'? You don't openly tell them its a fucking cookbook, you let them get comfy while you infiltrate their ranks. Then you load em onto your ship for cookin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948084
>Turns out it's all orchestrated by a Tanuki who's so yandere that the mere possibility that another monster might glance at her husband sends her into an inconsolable rage

[Anonymous No.]

Oh boy it's getting /pol/ in here.

Better post wolf girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948090
That's why the world is the way it is now, right? That's why islam and feminism is a thing. That's why there are so may refugees, and that's why europe is turning into a cuck meme, right?

>>14948096
I'm not saying it doesn't work, I'm just saying it takes too long, and I'd rather start from the ashes again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948099
Yes, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948087
That wouldn't work out, as only a scant few humans would even leave for a world that's far behind us technologically. Unless they brought over the infrastructure. Even then it would be a massive gender disparity.

>>14948090
Well they don't make the important decisions, do they? The ones that would benefit most from monstergirls being crushed for good are also some of the most powerful people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948105
Truth be told I don't actually have many that won't get me banned. I just like beast girls in general, be they cat, dog, fox, wolf, etc etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948085
>If any changes at all were made, about half way through, a benevolent Lilim would turn Juliet into a succubus and give her the courage needed to break the boundaries of family and fuck romeo.
That...would quite undermine the entire message about the folly of young love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948099
Lets not spam images in an attempt to derail the current topic of conversation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948118
Fuck the folly of young love. I'd rather a message where true love prevails

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948099
This should distract them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948085
Monster Girls are too alien, everything would be a counter-narrative to them. Romeo romancing Juliet, that's too human. Othello getting cuckholded, that's against muh husbando. The chaste daughter in King Lear's the good one, Hamlet not dicking Ophelia on the spot? Can't have that.
It's exactly like ISIS. Everything that's an affront to their ideals gets destroyed.

>>14948099
Do you accept foxes who've lost their way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948108
Then there's a lack of traitors, the gender disparity is already something you'll meet assuming they come to this world.
Using one of the above examples of hostile take over and lack of sons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948120
I agree, we should just change current topic of conversation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948099
Can do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948130
>Do you accept foxes who've lost their way?
In general if it has a fluffy ear and tail(s) I'll accept it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948126
To give it the attention of, it's shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948130
>Romeo romancing Juliet, that's too human.
You mean monsters would find a man taking an actively lewd role hot as fuck
>Othello getting cuckholded, that's against muh husbando
Fair enough but who needs cuck literature?
>The chaste daughter in King Lear's the good one, Hamlet not dicking Ophelia on the spot? Can't have that.
So he dicks her on the spot, they don't have to erase it completely.

>>14948135
We're talking about literature now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948141
Exactly.

It's already proven enough distraction for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948157
Bitterness allows multi-tasking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947972
After a vampire I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948159
I see, then please take this more acceptable distraction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948101
Islam and feminism aren't fundamentally bad, even if they do wrong. Refuges are just the result of people wanting a better life, which isn't bad either, just illegal if they're not actual refugees.

>>14948108
If people don't want to kill the cute monster girl's it's not going to happen. Politicians learnt from Vietnam, an unpopular war means they lose their jobs.
Every leader is accountable to the majority of the people in one way or the other.

>>14948147
Changing Shakespeare or any literature is the same deal as erasing it. Just look at the shit they call modern translations of lit. Do you really want to lose one of his greatest tragedies because of a /tv/ meme? Or for Hamlet to throw himself into hedonism and lose the introspection that makes the play so resonant wherever or whenever it's played?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948165
I knew to close that pic by looking at the sky alone. Please stop, I really don't like MGC beach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948130
You ascribe monsters human reactions in the same post you say they would abolish things because of how human they are. Also, KC constantly depicts monsters as chill as fuck about culture, simply adapting it and make it better and lewder. Nothing can be an "affront" to their ideals when their ideals exist solely around "humand and monsters should fuck." I mean look how lenient they are towards the order. The order straight up wants to kill them and yet they more or less tolerate that. The only time a monster has reacted as violently as you make them out to be was when the lilim pulled their dildos out of their asses and genocided a man-eating tentacle forest so hard they engraved fear and obedience into their very genetic makeup.

>>14948171
>Islam and feminism aren't fundamentally bad
I'll give you feminism in its earlier forms. Not what it is today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948175
Ahh, I see, so you have a severe case of shit taste.

Most unfortunate, you'll probably have to live your whole life with it.

Truly a tragedy, is there any kind of donation or foundation I can send aid to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948171
It's not like it would be hard to create propaganda against monstergirls. they're inhuman beings from another world, often rape and corrupt humans, and the majority of people will never end up seeing one anyway. They could just have the media spin the monstergirls as the ultimate evil, silence any dissenting voice and slaughter them and be proclaimed as humanity's saviors . They get the support of their people, all the land and resources of the monstergirl world, and the abilities of monstergirls themselves to use how they want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948187

There is no real way to save someone from their shit tastes sadly. Shit tastes must change on their own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947419
>HUGE bugslut
>messy enough to attract beelzebubs or get infested with devil bugs
>plenty of moths around
>seen the odd centipede or two
>and some mantises every so often
>spiders everywhere
>also mosquitoes in summer
>don't even have to leave my room
Although let's face it, a millipede girl is going to take me. I fucking hate millipedes but they're fucking everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>Black Dragon terrorizing a nation
>The king calls for adventurers to stop her
>Your group is the only group to reach her
>You manage to destroy her roost and drive her out of the country, with your dagger gouging out her left eye being the key to your party's success
>4 months later, the other members of your group are being hunted down by an unknown assailant
>The only description is a 7ish foot tall woman with draconic features and an eye patch
>She finally finds you and reveals to you that she's the Dragon your group defeated
>She says she hasn't been able to stop thinking about you ever since you took her eye
>She gets a crazed look in her eye as she rambles about how she originally wanted to take revenge on you by killing you and started hunting you
>She started tracking familiar scents, unable to discern which one was yours
>The trails led her to your party members instead of you, and she took out her anger on them
>As she searched, her goal changed from killing you to giving birth to your child
>The Dragon, clearly mentally broken, exclaims that she hates you
>She hates you so much that she wants your children
>She hates you more than anything, and that's why she never wants you out of her sight again
>She hates you, and that's why she wants to share her life with you forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948217
>Smile and say "I hate you too."
>Plunge my "dagger" into her womb

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948213
Just stock up on bug-spray.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948217
Take off MY eye patch and reveal the Eye of Mystic Secrets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948101
Patience friend, success doesn't come to the most eager, but rather the most committed to victory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948160
Hah, I get it!

>>14948171
>Islam isn't fundamentally bad
I'd argue that it is, and that it's only the people who cherry-pick the nice bits from it that are alright.
But then I'd say the same of all Abrahamic Religions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948099
Might as well race to the image limit, you got any MGs with FAT TITS?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948226
I'm just scared of humanity. Its cunning and evil and has too many opportunities to subvert the situation if you let it draw out. Infact, rather than monsters becoming 3d, I'd rather be 2d

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948233
Pretty much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948179
>>14948199
You're just proving my point. Making literature "lewder" would completely ruin it. You can't just apply a censor's pen to something and expect it to both serve your agenda and to keep its integrity. Honestly, the world needs good books more than qt waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948261
I never even mentioned literature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948233
Embrace our true nature.
>When the Lamb broke the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth living creature saying, “Come.” I looked, and behold, an ashen horse; and he who sat on it had the name Death; and Hades was following with him. Authority was given to them over a fourth of the earth, to kill with sword and with famine and with pestilence and by the wild beasts of the earth.
We're the fourth horseman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944885
I stored it but it never got continued,
Shame that

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948261
>Implying lovecraft wouldn't be 11/10 if that one dude rammed cthulu with his dick and not his boat.
You can do more than just retell a work 1:1. MGs could preserve the intergrity of the original artwork and simply adapt it to suit their lewd goals. We already know how blatantly well sex sells. What kind of face will you pull when people stop giving a fuck about the classics, and prefer the MG adaption?

>the world needs more good books
Maybe, but the world won't read them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948282
Probably cause a good portion of the world hates thoughtful things.

Or illiterate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948282
Sadness, disgust and finally anger over no qt book loving monster girl gf.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Package for Mr. Anon."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948407
I never ordered anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948407
Is it the 40 pounds of rape I ordered?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948413
It must be a gift then. Why don't you let the Wock in your house so she can help you unpack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948426
My parents told me to not let strangers into the house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948435
You can trust her, she's an adult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948407
Ah, this is addressed to the kid upstairs. Sorry, lady.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948442
Still no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948407
Thanks, lass. Any procedures I need to go through, forms to sign?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948455
Come on Anon, it's a package just for you, but you gotta let her in to get it. It might be candy, you like candy right? Just let her in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948462
Or she could be planning on raping me..

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no succubus gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948480
Eh, succubi are the most generic of the generic. I mean, all other MGs have Succubus programming worked in to them, right? So the base Succubus is just the Succubus mind, without any of the quirks that make other MGs worthwhile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948480
>being a cuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948466
Don't be silly Anon, just let her in, she'll prove she isn't planning on raping you. Why not trust her and open the door. There's no use denying her. She knows which windows on your house are easiest to open anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948494
She's starting to sound like a rapist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948498
That's only if you don't take charge, take initiative, and take control!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948494
Is she going to Wock my world?

[Anonymous No.]

>Seek out a Lizardman
>Find one and ask her in duel
>She gets all hyped up and goes on a monologue about honor
>Whip out my dick
>She becomes flustered and keep breaking eye contact to glance at it
>After 30 seconds she quiets down and rubs her thighs together
>"So... Are we fighting or...? My pride is... I mean..."

Those dumb lizards, as soon as you show them the dick, they lose their precious "code of honor" and become sluts

[Anonymous No.]

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBzWCawaSmg
>you'll never rise into the top ranks of DL army and make them completely dependent on your strategic talent during the final days of their war with the church
>you'll never royally cuck them at the end by turning out to be Deep Ones' intelligence and orchestrating everything so that the world dominance goes to your eldritch Mastahs
I so want this. My childhood fantasy of being a cool spy comes true, and even topsy-turvey evil should still have some standards to it and maintain appearance. Succubutt amateur pls go.

[Anonymous No.]

i need a hug

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948511
Hell, that'd be fun just to see what Nyarlothotep's plan might be. Guy's a dick, and a troll, but he knows how to have a good time.

Also, Shoggoths and Mindflayers - hell, all the eldritchery - are top tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948505
I just want to be left alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948498
It's like all Monster Girls. If you don't trust them, they'll rape the trust into you.

>>14948506
After she's done you'll be jabbering on about how great it was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948528
Aye, and a fair desire it might be, but without the drive to ensure your own dominion, you'll be invaded by interested parties at all hours. Best to establish yourself as strong of will and claim a mate, that she might serve as a barrier against the most.

Nothing is gained without sacrifice, after all. If you desire solitude, seek the company of one who can protect you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948521
>Nyarlothotep
>Guy
>he
>not the queen of all Ara Ara's~ with an E size and a pair of thighs Demons would be selling their souls for
You're not thinking with MGE anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948539
These are incomprehensible avatars of madness, Nyarly may manifest as many things.

Who's to say the Crawling Chaos doesn't like stepping out as a guy on occasion? After all, the one thing truly known about Nyarly is a certain interest in humans, and how better to understand us than to walk in our shoes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948528
>Live in world with Monster Girls
>Want to be left alone
>Thinking you'll get your wish

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948511
>Humanity gets enslaved
>The notion of sanity is erased from existence
>Men everywhere are becoming one with their Shoggoth wife or giving up their mind to Mindflayers
>Cthulhu marries the ex-leader of the Order
>Her Chtylla daughters becomes the equivalent of Lilims
>All the other Deep Ones live in similar ways
>Everyone lives in pure bless, but to an outsider it looks like a nightmare

I want this

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948538
This seems like a trick to get some lonely wock into my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948550
Isn't everyone's life better with a lonely wock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948556
Not really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948556
But I already have a human wife and 3 kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948549
Oh, see, there's the thing - sanity is completely overrated. It's just a way to process reality.

The thing about reality is, it's real regardless of whether you see it or not. So losing sanity just opens your eyes to the stuff you couldn't see before, because your mind blocked it out to maintain its image of what is. grant us eyes, grant us eyes!

So, sure, it'd LOOK like a nightmare...but then, we already look like a nightmare to anyone from less enlightened societies (the ones that are left, at any rate).

>>14948550
And if so, what of it? A lonely wock in your life becomes a non-lonely wock, dedicated and driven to ensuring your happiness. If your happiness be a bit of solitude, then by all means, she'd be seeking to see it set true.

A bit of company towards her would be a small price to pay. There might be more compatible companions out there, mayhap, but for them, you'd need seek, and you've merely stood still.

Seize the day, lest the day seize you.

>>14948556
Nah, a lonely wock implies they're not in someone's life. Now, a happy wock, that's a good thing. Making a lonely wock a happy wock, that's the better one.

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>>14948545
>Nyarly is a certain interest in humans

Same as a dude walking past an ants nest anon. Muh niggers and cosmos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948567
Eyes are good and all, but I just want to find a qt Lordran girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948494
What do Wocks smell like?

I feel like it's bit like roasted marshmallows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948578
I imagine they smell like berries and warmed cinnamon.

Maybe a bit of cocoa in there as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948578
Mix of Chocolate and Lavender.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948567
Wocks take up too much time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948567
I want a Wock to take me away where it's just the two of us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948597
Don't we all. Except that one guy, obviously. That just means there's one free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14940192
I've always said in my stories at the end that if someone wants for me to write something, just email me your idea and I'd write it for free. I love writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948633
Who are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948407
Shota on the 3rd floor.

Again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948528
But anon, you are alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948510
That's not how it works you little shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947512
>those hips
This pleases the anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14946175
>Merrow
Those exist!

By the way, I'm in a full bathtub of freezing water, being hugged by a pleasantly warm mermaid.

The horror.

I guess if I put in a bit of hot water, she won't notice the temperature change while I try my absolute best to slip out of her fishy embrace.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no dumb clumsy lich senpai

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948837
>Dumb clumsy Lich senpai
>No one knows how she managed to attain lichdom
>She keeps messing up her potions
>She always call you whenever math is involved in her experiment
>Her biggest success is resurrecting a single Skeleton, it took her over 3 month to do it
>Other Liches always make fun of her when they have a gathering
>After each of these events she quietly sobs on your shoulder while murmuring about how she will prove them all wrong one day

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948892
But where are the mishaps that land her in lewd situations?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948909
>Potion explosions
>Self-experimentations gone wrong
>Trying to get book from the top shelf and landing on you
>Tentacle summons going out of control
>Confusing her drinks with her potions
>etc...

Don't worry there will be plenty of lewd situations

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948909
I feel like this was her plan all along.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are proud but incompetent senpais great?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949046
They just are.
And extraordinarily smart but shy senpais are also great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949046
>Anubis senpai who keeps dropping her messily written notes
>Hinezumi senpai who's frustrated that she keeps losing to you during sparing
>Kikimora senpai who's good at taking care of everything except for herself and always has bed hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949046
Who is incompetent?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949087
Buttmutt is, I bet she couldn't even properly punish an advisor that's stepped out of line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949062
>Apophis senpai who thinks that she is competing with the student council president Pharaoh who is also the N°1 in every classes
>Meanwhile she leads a 2 member "Apophis appreciation club"
>Those 2 members are you and her
>She barely passes the test by asking you to teach her the day before
>She also copies your homework and "forgets" her lunch everyday

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949100
Hah! She'll sit on his face! That'll show him!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949132
But will she ))<>(( him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949132
You know every time this comes up, I can only imagine that her favorite is actually the guy who does his job without screwing up. She takes him to her private tent and makes him give her paw massages and feed her grapes while sharing a few of her comforts with him, gets to vent on the toughness of her job while he brushes her tail and scratches her ears.

Then the next day a new slave who hasn't learned the rules fucks up and goes "Oh Anubis-sempai, I've been so naughty, how ever will I be punished~" And she just drags him out back and beats him with a rake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949149
>Then the next day a new slave who hasn't learned the rules fucks up and goes "Oh Anubis-sempai, I've been so naughty, how ever will I be punished~" And she just drags him out back and beats him with a rake.
But that's what he wants!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949163
Nah, he's just like those people with weird fetishes that would actually be scared off them if they tried it in real life. He thinks it will be sexy until the next day when he's black and blue rolling rocks up a pyramid ramp and every movement is agony.

>part of the hazing of new slaves that old slaves lead them on
>"She likes fresh meat."
>"Yeah dude, threatening to beat you senseless is just code for a pawjob."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949170
Well I'm into being beaten senseless with a rake! I want to fuck up so Anubis Senpai will beat me up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949179
Quit trying to get a sick day, Larry. You milked her breaking your arm for two months. Like literally hanging out at the temple of Hathor and milking the beautiful voluptuous...You know what? Maybe we can help each other out. Come here and drop this big rock on my foot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949195
No, I'm gonna drop it on my own foot! And arrange it so I'll fall off the platform and onto Anubis Senpai's tent, so she'll scramble out and beat me in a blind fury for messing up her tent again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949200
Don't you Steve this for me, motherfucker!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949212
It's too late, this is what happens when you hire masochistic boysluts as slaves!

[Anonymous No.]

>Even masochists don't want Girtabilus

This is why they have to resort to violently assaulting the men who cross the desert

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949036
That was the plan. To give you a boner. And you got one!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949272
Well I mean, I'm a masochist myself, but

Girtabilus are so scary. They're scorpions you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949272
Girtabilu became irrelevant when Oomukade was introduced.

In other news, it seems the newest HD post from KC is Shirohebi.

[Anonymous No.]

Full art Shirohebi is out!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949318
So... deliver it's full please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949322
If you're on KC's enty and supporting him it should be in your email. If not, go on enty and you should see it in his posts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949328
Tanuki please go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949328
Uhm, enty posts are closed to the unsubscribed friendo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949318
Is it just HD or making-of?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949337
Well just subscribe then! Easy fix!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949338
If "muh patterns" follow, then we should expect a Making of Shirohebi either later today or tomorrow, a few days later we'll get just a HD release of a girl, and then we'll get a new girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>Reading Roadside Picnic
>"That's about all you can manage after the Zone: hand holding."
The Zone sure is a lewd place, Stalker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949318

Nice

I eagerly await HD kejourou

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949246
>hiring slaves
That's your problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949339
K. I'll just way for the anon who leaks us HDs usually which I sure hope aren't you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949347
MC also pretty much has a monstergirl for daughter if I recall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949362
At first. Doesn't she turn even furrier as she gets older?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949358
>which I sure hope aren't you.
Then have I got bad news for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949368
Yeah, she degrades both mentally and physically with age. Fun book.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go into the zone in search of profits with my comrade Jinko the Spetsnaz!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949384
But anon, that's illegal!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948637
Klaus. Somewhat new, still learning. Just enjoy a challenge you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949389
Link to pastebin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949386
She told me she found a way into the center, we will be rich!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949391
Can I come with? You need to have three people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949382
Yyyep. Happiness for everyone, free, and let no one be forgotten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949397
There's knowledge pouring out of this hole. When we figure it out, we'll make everyone rich and fly to the stars!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949393
Do you have any experience? this is a no-rookies operation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949402
Sure, sure. I love that Zone feeling, the grass is all green compared to the outside and the sky is clear, yeah, been there, done that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949406
Are you one of those Zone hippies? i bet your wife is a Dryad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949414
Dersu was here before the Zone was. Dryad very nice wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949398
My high school English courses would've been a lot more meaningful and lasting if we read books like that instead of the written ramblings of various angry black lesbians. Such is school life in one of the most liberal cities in the United States.

>my face whenever I remember my instructor, honest to god, encouraging us to use said-bookisms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949422
Poor guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949419
Not sure if i would ever want that wood pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949441
Your loss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949390
http://pastebin.com/u/KlausShultz

[Anonymous No.]

So what items do people look for in the Zone in MG-verse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949475
artifacts

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949496
Yes but what are these artifacts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949498
Worth many dollars in town, Professor.

[Anonymous No.]

Have you guys heard of The Ancient Magus Bride? Really cute manga about a magician and his bride/apprentice. There's lots of cute fae cuz its set in Britain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949510
I'm not Professor, I'm Writer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949519
Never heard of it until now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949542
Well, keep your voice down, we still need to get past the checkpoint

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949519
Might not go down too well here due to the magician being a monster boy but he's he's a spooky skeleton similar to Ainz and people didn't seem to mind him much.

The girls are super cute too.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never kill a few hours every few days sketching up doodles of monstergirls you'd thought were pretty, but had never actually had the pleasure to meet, like the elusive fairy, or the high class wight
>You'll never spin silly little poems about them, scrunch up the piece of paper and toss them out the open window you work against most often
>You'll never appreciate it solely for the cathartic release, and never consider taking it seriously
>A sylph will never just happen by a the right time, and spy the contents, grinning mischievously, and use her power to spread the page, and float it upon the winds before darting home, her little spot of match-making reminding her of how she got with her own husband
>Floating on the afternoon breeze, the page will never drift towards the nearby park, to land on the lap of a rather irritated and frustrated looking woman trying to paint a scene of the park.
>She'll never look down, seeing a somewhat cute scribble of a leanan sidhe saluting and holding a stylized spear-pen, a little poem dedicated to the fae muses on the side
>She'll never blush and turn the way the page came from, brushing hair from her face as a powerful wind kicks up, seemingly pushing her in that direction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949574
Eh, not really posting it for the benefit of the kind of person who would turn their nose up at it purely because of that. Also, is it just me or does magician seem to be a wendigo? Especially in his tall form

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949595
He does. Which makes me want to see a gender flipped version of it with an ara ara wendigo magician taking a human as her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949599
>sirohebi_high
Is that why her eyes are red?

Good man though, yan snake deserves the quality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949602
Why does everything seem to be better genderflipped?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949587
As an author and misunderstood artist, this saddens me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949656
>Misunderstood artist
Are you one of those guys whose art pass as magnificent and pure when he just really wanted to draw some porn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949665
No, I'm one of those guys who produces High Art but is put down by philistines and boors who do not understand my magnificence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949397
>let no one be forgotten
It's 'let no one go unsatisfied' IIRC.

I actually remember being under quite an impression after the book, and even pondered of ways to crossover the thing with MGs. Didn't go far, though, as I'm a wasteland in terms of creativity.
The biggest I got was some literal or metaphorical Golden Sphere being at the heart of Lilith's rise to power, because that's THE ONLY plausible explanation of how some third-rate semen demon specialized in high heels and paizuri could take over the throne and rewrite half of the world's laws in an instant. I mean, KC handwaves with 'some unusual shit happened and broke the route', but what exactly could it be?

Like, maybe being a demon gives her a pass close to the monster's palace/headquarters, she's there when the former demon lord is having his ass handed to him, learns some nightmare fuel-ish insight into mechanics of the whole cycle thing as well as a way to abuse it at that very moment, and somehow finds the balls to seize the once-in-a-millenia opportunity to turn everything over.
...Surely this makes a bit more sense than 'the leaders of the most violent and blood-thirsty creatures to walk the earth all gathered together and chose this titty monster to rule them through a model democratic election.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949669
>>14949656
Go away alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949669
Alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949599
>Cute eyebrows
>The details in her eyes
>The shading on the flames
>Blue light reflecting on her clothes
>Her finger sadly pointing down
>That expression

Those high definitions never fail to reveal new details
Thanks for posting them

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949677
>>14949680
A hundred years from now, bitches. A hundred years from now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949669
Oh that's a shame, i really wanted to see some dense public that misinterprets an artist's work.

>You will never be an artist in MGC making stuff that you consider pure and enlightening
>Your MG public will never manage to see your art as something lewd and worth masturbating for
>You will never be popular for the wrong reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949599
I don't know if I'm going mad, but does any one else see a couple in the flame? It looks like the vague outline of a coiled man kissing and worshiping the breast of, presumably, a shirihebi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949697
It'd be funnier and less tragic if it was a porn director getting hailed as a genius, kinda like Orgazmo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949699
Anon maybe you are getting affected by yandere magick, i don't see anything in that flame, you should stop looking at Shirohebis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949699
I can see what you're seeing, but I'm sure it's just coincidence. Perverts find sexy things in the mundane all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949699
You've stared into the fire for too long, now you see your future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949697
>Implying a framed cumsock isn't the perfect representation of man trapped in mamono culture post invasion.

When a man is nothing but a sex object his very essence becomes hard and stale.

[Anonymous No.]

>No undead shirihebi tinged in the blue of death with a pale purple flame

[Anonymous No.]

Reverse the genders in this image and you've got the idea of what I feel like doing next summer. Anyone else want to ride Swamp Kelps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949777
I think the Kepls would be riding you.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949777
I'm not sure, Flow Kelps are already lonely and overly clingy, if you go out of your way to find one in the swamps you'd probably end up with one who is not only creepy but also borderline yandere
I mean, there is nothing going on in the swamps, other Flow Kelps spend their days looking at the sea life, they probably saw many, many things while drifting, one from the swamp was motionless in muddy water her whole life, you'd mean the world to her

Do you really want to save a creepy Flow Kelp from her life of nothingness and become her everything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949803
All those pleasure runes spell trouble. Hehe. Get it? Spell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949806
Hey, it's not like there's no happenings in the swamp. That's where all the Wisps live!
Shit. Swamps are full on yandere centrals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949803
I really like how she looks but the piercings and outfit kill it for me. Bah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949809
I hope you pull a muscle connected to your shoulder blade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949697
>>14949732
>>14949669
>>14949665

>All these starving artists around me struggling to express themselves in a world that thinks of them only as objects for carnal pleasure and profit.
>...And here I am just eatin' a sandwich at Mama 'Nuki's Deli.

[Anonymous No.]

Snek butts drive me nuts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949823
Cardboard can easily keep one from staving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949826
Sneks don't have butts.

[Anonymous No.]

Your Nightmare daughteru wants you to buy her the comic book "Sandman". Are you worried she might get funky ideas? Do you buy it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949814
I'm not normally a fan of piercings either but I make an exception for pierced cat/fox ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949838
Some do. Depends on the snek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949839
At worse she'll start talking like a total weirdo and try to get you to adopt a goth lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949855
>adopt a goth lich
She's probably several centuries older than me, but okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949841
Yeah, the piercings I could probably work around but that underwear's too skimpy for my tastes. Still a nice design though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949859
She'd be really friendly . Just hope she doesn't want to have a full family of the Endless.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go into Beegirl keeping! I want to have a bunch of Honeybee girls who see me as their queen and make honey for me! I want to make a nice comfortable living selling the honey from beekeeping, and having an interesting business/hobby to talk about with other Monster Girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949806
Oh goodness, yes, especially if it's an ara ara Flow Kelp. I'd take her home in a flash and get her properly fed and washed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949877
>who see me as their queen
Alp pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949886
Well they can't see me as their king because bees don't have kings

Also I don't want them to rape me and claim me as a communal boytoy

This is basic Beegirl Keeping 101, establish dominance, but not that kind of dominance

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949883

But what if it's also a Flow Kelp thats 8+ feet in height?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949891
Anon they need a queen to birth new beegirls, if they don't have a queen they'll make one.
You have a lot to learn about bee keeping anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949806
Why would I not, being stuck literally in the mud with almost no ability to escape sounds like a terrible fate. At the very least I can return her to the sea, but likely she's want to converse with me, since she hasn't had a lot of social contact. Plus Flowkelps are great and my natural helping nature makes it hard to not help her, so If she wants to leave the swamp and get to know me without assaulting me that's okay in my book.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949893
But I already have an established colony, I don't need more Beegirls. And again, if they see me as their Queen, they don't think they need to crown a new one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949892
That just means more kelp to wrap around me and hold us together in a full-body hug.
Man, when the flow kelp was released, she just sort of "clicked" with me. I really like her as a whole.

[Anonymous No.]

Dire Flow Kelps when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949901
Unless you can give birth to beegirls then you aren't the queen, the hive needs a queen just the same as the queen needs the hive. That's how it works anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949914
I'll just pretend that "It's been a slow year". They won't be the wiser to the ruse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949921
Have fun with the gangrape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949924
They wouldn't rape me, they'd think that's forbidden love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949905
So, basically an algae bloom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949905

>Aside from having stickier and better tasting kelp, Dire Flow kelps tend to be taller than usual
>Taking in moisture can also increase the length their kelp and their height.
>They also can direct what the moisture expands leading to different combinations.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a tomboy succubutt girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949936
http://i.imgur.com/wWjxRtu.jpg
Oh fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949902

That's how it happened with me when I found my favorite.

Something about her just clicked. Then with headcanon stuff she became my favorite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949939

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949945
Could be better with short hair or a ponytail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949945
>gyaru succubus
I need this in my life so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949945
If she keeps looking at her phone like that she is going to get run over by a truck!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949945
We need more monstergirls in this outfit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948090
Rousseau it was him right? please leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949965
Yes, it was Rousseau. Hobbes was the guy who got it right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949945
>Tie and open shirt
Why is this combination always so perfect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949970
Because it's basically an open invitation for paizuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949970
Because you like sluts

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949968
Thanks I have my philosophy kind of forgotten.

I have to check Hobbes, never studied him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949978
Here let me summarize
>people are jerks
>keep them in line and you'll be fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949699
Get help

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949981
But that wasn't Machiavelli? Oh well, Hobbes is like anon, he sounds nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949975
Well I do love paizuri.
>>14949977
As long as they're my personal slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949992
No, Machiavelli was the guy who said
>People are a cowardly, superstitious lot
>Keep them in line and you'll be fine
They reached the same conclusion, just from a different perspective. Hobbes wanted a stable society, Machiavelli wanted a stable seat of power for the individual ruler.

[Anonymous No.]

>/mgt/ discussing philosophy
This is always my favorite tangent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950015
This dragon has some sexy hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949995
>As long as they're my personal slut
Only if you're hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950020
She puts lotion on them to make them softer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950015
I like the discussions about how monstergirls would affect world politics, but they keep getting deleted for being too /pol/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950015
I want to lick the underside of that tale where it meets her back and ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950037
>tale
Dammit. Tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950037
But that'sprobably the most sensitive spot in a dragon.

Are you going to take responsibility?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950054
Responsibility for what, her giggles?
Yes. By tickling her even more! Right where her wings connect to her back! And her armpits! And the soles of her feet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950015
this image triggered my Alp detector, not sure if i should be suspicious or if it was just a malfunction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950063
I can't be the only one in these threads who likes Dragons, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950069
I like to fight Dragons just as any of my fellow Knights, but this is insanity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950076
Is it the bow? It's the bow, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950078
It's actually the knees.

[Anonymous No.]

If mgs were real what would they do for a living?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950088
>inb4 prostitutes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950088
I don't know but I may moonlight as a moderatly priced male companion for the lonely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950088
I'd like to imagine that yetis, yuki onna and other girls from snowy areas would work in food factories where the temperatures need to be low.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949975
Got the full image brohan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950088
Depends on what they are. Doctors, construction workers, cops, they could do all sorts of things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949975
Mmmmmmm.
Katsurugi

I do so love me some titty ninjas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950088
Probably marriage counselors or astronauts, the possibilities are endless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950088
Sausage innabun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950000
Anon entertains and educates, thanks.

Also quite the nice number you got.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14939220
>This is what oni-fags are attracted to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950128
That's nice.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna go to my High School's Dragon Club and pull a prank on all the dragon senpai in the room by asking for the best dragon senpai!

They're all too haughty, they'll fight each other! Then I'll invite the rest of the class to see the dragon pull the wocks tentacles, the wurm coil around the ryu, and the wyvern to cry in the corner, and look at the haughty senpais make a fool out of themselves!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950128
yes, and?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950128
Got a problem with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950088
Some of them would have their job from the get-go, like Holstaur, Arachne, Honey Bee, Hakutaku, Mindflayer...

Some would study to get the job they desire, much like humans do

But most would choose to live in the wild or live on rape, after all why work when you can sleep anywhere and there is plenty of food around?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950135
I hope you are ready to give the best senpai her prize, because she will demand it.

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon has had a Shoggoth maid for many years
>One night while he's asleep, a woman breaks into his home
>She starts to poke about, silently searching for valuables
>An unseen force yanks her into the darkness
>When Anon wakes up the next morning, he finds two Shoggoths serving him
>They both insist that his memory is at fault and that they're sisters who have always been together with him

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950142
Yeah that third part would never fly, unproductive monster girls that live in the woods would cause all sorts of financial problems. Plus a bunch of powerful rapist running around would cause untold paranoia and for increased conflicts with law enforcement. After all if you don't have a job, things can go bad for you and monster girls aren't immune to this either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950164
I have no moral qualms with making more Shogs, she shouldn't lie to her master.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948090
Since it's been late-responded anyway, this. Most people are inherently more or less chill, would always prefer to tap over stab and are natural time-servers. Sure first constant could be a muddle and lead to anything thanks to the shock, but if that gets settled humans would intertwine with something KC's or Crabman's monstergirls represent the next generation would have hard time imagining how it ever could be different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950088
The jinko of my dreams would be running an MMA dojo, I would go there to get training from her in Sambo

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950128
Looks good to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950170
Most people would. But think of all the powerful people whose best interests would be to get rid of them as so as possible. They're the ones that decide what goes on in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950176
That jinko looks nice.
Also like a himedere.
I would love nothing more than to have a himedere jinko to call my own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950166
I started writing a long explanation on why I think you are wrong before I realized that you are right

Anyway, society as we know it would certainly be destroyed if we had unproductive rapists taking away the men and living off them

But in a monster society that wouldn't be an issue at all

Both are very different, but I'd take monster society over the current system we have, even with added monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950228
I don't know if she's a jinko, she doesn't have paws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950246
Then she would need to be a muscled Raiju with gray hair then.

Something I would also be very, very fine with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950128
>3DPD

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950255
we need more muscly versions of non musclegirls

[Anonymous No.]

The regular old semen demon: boring
Loli succubus: top tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950266
That we do.
Muscled demons, muscled nekomatas, muscled kobolds, and muscled mermaids would all be nice.

Then again, a muscle harpy, muscle basalisk and muscle pharoah would be great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950272
>muscled mermaids
cardio kills gains, she'd be lithe, but not muscled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950271
okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950266
Muscle dormouse that lifts on her sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950274
Underwater weight lifting.
She gon git strong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950274
>cardio kills gains
You remind me of the comic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950272
>muscle pharoah
Need this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950280
>doing pullups while snoring

[Anonymous No.]

How about a naive, idealistic Amazon leaving her home to search for a husband in a world where things are not at all how they should be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950242
Indeed, both societies are vastly different to one another and function under differing rules. Also out of curiosity, how would the issue of unproductive monster girls and super powerful rapist be solve; a way so guys can walk around secure, comfortable and without having the constant fear that they have possibly no consent for what can occur to them or the ability to feel safe wherever they go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950280
That would be nice.
You'd come home to see her in spats and a sports bra and curling as she finishes her workout.

She'd rack the weights, let out a little yawn and welcome you home with a sleepy 'hello' before inviting you into the shower with her.

>>14950286
Yeah, a muscled pharoah would be quite grand, her abs proudly on display for all to see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950128
Other than the 3DPD part, I suppose I can say yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950289
What do you mean by not as they should be, according to common sense or to the ideals of the amazons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950297
Both. The world is all rotted up and full of mean people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950300
OK sounds like it could be interesting seeing in what way's she learns her ideas of word are right and what are wrong. I imagine it would be the most mind blowing thing she experienced and she would have to learn how these new ideas would relate to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950292
>her abs proudly on display for all to see.
SERVANT! Get over here and clean my magnificent abdominals! With your tongue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950305
Yes. Especially when she'd run into situations where she couldn't resolve the conflict by punching some bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14948407
Wait I don't get it, lots of anons insist accepting the packages leads to the wock doing wock things to anon, but whats in the box?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950313
20 lbs. of rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950272
>more muscled monster girls
Well looks like it's time to hide away forever and never leave my house, Fearing for my own safety or security. Nowhere is safe and now I just need to hide and fear for my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950308
Licking abs is one hell of a fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950308
That would be lovely.
Would she have her favored servant be her sparring partner as well?
Would she have him towel her down after a hard workout and massage her to work out the stress?

Because I would love doing serving her if those were my duties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950317
You say that now but then you'll wake up one morning to see an alice in your house and doing some pushups before asking do you even lift oniichan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950317
>Muscled kiki pulls your door off your hinges
>starts cleaning

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950290
You could limit that problem by having safe zones protected under the law by police and guard, but that would be reserved to the most important towns

Or you could make a huge system men can volunteer and be paid to be cum pump, but that kind of men would probably be too few, would marry fairly quickly and thus quit their position

You could also put in place periods where rape is allowed such as during the night or the week-end to avoid having worker captured and raped during their work hours

Ultimately, there is no viable solution, you either have to spend insane amounts of money to prevent rape, create some kind of substitute which would cost just as much, or allow rape and lose money anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>14947409
Except I like that Cockatrice you sped mongoloid. Of all the non-Japanese iterations she's probably my favorite, so you're absolutely full of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14944260
>best wing hugs

No, they don't. The best wing hugs is an arm hug inside a tail hug inside a wing hug, by a dragon at least a head taller than you. Wyverns have shorter tails, no arms separate from wings, and are shorter. Therefore wyverns can not give the best wing hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950316
There's no way you could fit that much rape in such a small box! I think you're deceiving me, it must be clothes or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950336
>put up sign saying rape free zone
>it works about as well as gun free zones
I know where I'm going tonight for sum rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950329
Is she nice or at the very least going to fix the door hinges?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950366
Of course she will!
In fact, she'll put it on even better than before!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950329
Now she has an absolutely terrified master hiding in the corner and a broken door to fix.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950374
But she has a master now!
One who will watch as she walks around the room, happily humming as she sweeps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950371
Is she gonna
Make Anon Great Again!
or at least his house great again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950371
Well that's very nice of her, plus that door was in need of repair so I guess it was only a matter of time any how.I have to wonder why she didn't just knock on the door, if she's friendly I would have let her in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950374
You better just give up, anon. If she can't train you to be a good master, she might train you to become a good Alp bride.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950284
http://imgur.com/a/EyzKg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950374
sssshhh, let it happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950379
Yes, she'll make his house great again!
And get him to stop cowering in the corner.

>>14950381
She did knock on the door, she just put a little too much 'oomph' into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950382
Delinquents should remain delinquents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950378
If she wants me to not be afraid of her muscled mass, she's going to have to first gain my trust. If she can do that and has a friendly nature to her, I'll gladly be more affectionate to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950393
Delinquent alp is best alp thugdere best dere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950393
I dunno. Delicious brown swim team route seems pretty fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950399
Well, I'm sure she'll bring you a sandwich in the middle of cleaning and ask her master is hungry,
She'll also start lifting up your furniture to clean up your room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950382
>Peace peace
I want to do this one day, old faceless monstergirl women can thoroughly use me until I break and then un-break my mind through hard labor and gentle (non-sexual) love, until I become a respectable member of society

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950382
http://i.imgur.com/iNEEXBd.jpg
There will never be another TG/Alp comic that ended so satisfyingly since the author actually knows what fucking pacing is

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950392
OK I understand, but still wonder why did she come to me or even wants to see me? What could she possibly gain from seeing and meeting she probably know she intimidates me, doe she truly wish to get to know me better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950343
It's condensed rape, invite the wock in, she'll explain it to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950382
>>14950424
>tg
Kill yourself pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950424
Yeah, that was a pretty good one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950420
Well it's a simple gesture of thanks, but it's a nice start to earning my trust, even though it takes more than food for her to win me over. One god way is that after her work's done, she can join me on the couch and start up a random conversation and just see where it goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950428
go be salty about lilims somemore ovaries

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950424
>>14950431

What comic is that? Decent read?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950382
>Ojou Alp
I shouldn't want this as much as I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950425
Of course!
Once her daily chores are done she'll ask you what you want to do, trying to get to know her master, starting with figuring out what your interests are.

Maybe she'll try and join you in your hobbies.

>>14950440
An interesting combination to be sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950438
He's not wrong though. TG is shit, and should stay quarantined on /d/ where the rest of the fags are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950437
Too late! The food was roofied, and she rapes you into submission! Mind break END

>>14950438
Is ovaries the new boogeyman? And anon is clearly angry about alps, what part do lilims have in this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950428
Got raped by an Alp or something? Sorry this isn't your safe space.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck, my nose will not stop running today, and I have fucking work to do.
Fuck this flawed, broken human body. Give me a slime symbiote, turn me into a cyborg or an incubus, I don't care. This is fucking suffering.
Fuck pollen, fuck my fucking genes, and fuck Spring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950437
That would work out nicely.
She'd love to talk with master once her chores are done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950438
>ovaries
Who?

Yeah, I guess people who mad about futa are also salty
We should all post futa, monsterboys and other shit. Everyone who don't like it are salty

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950439
http://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/8507
It's pretty good

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950446
Indeed it's a good idea to learn my hobbies she can join in. My hobbies include playing video games, reading books, and swimming. If she wishes to join me in any of them, It would be a great way for her to learn about me and help gain more of my trust.

[Anonymous No.]

Peace, love & rock 'n roll!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950452
This
So much stuff can be done with the transformation section of MGE and all some people talk about is gender bending

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950487
Cuddle that Moth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950483
Ah, there it is.
Thought it was on sad panda for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950473
Indeed, as it's a great way for us to learn about one another and to gain my trust in her. So until she's done with her chores, I'll just wait timidly and see what she wish to talk about to see where it goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950489
What makes you think the vocal faggots in this thread can handle the more extreme transformations if they get in a tiff over Alps

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950484
I'm sure she'd love to play that with her master once the day is done, the swimming especially.

She's not too terribly good at video games but she did play Turtles in Time back in the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950439
>>14950483
>>14950496
Also on SadPanda.
http://exhentai.org/g/805313/1e9e00b490/

>>14950424
Indeed, it's a nice read.
Artist still draws their various sexual exploits though. Which is why I follow them on Twitter. Delicious, delicious lewds.

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>>14950438
You either want to fuck a guy, or get fucked by a guy
There are literally two hundred girls and you pick the only one who is trangender? This is fucking gay
Just like fags who claim there is nothing gay about sucking their tranny gf's dicks


Kill yourself or go to /lgbt/, /d/ whatever

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950499
Ok, perhaps she'd start off with something simple like what you do for work or what you do for fun.
She build's Gunpla

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950509
I feel compelled to point out we're not at 200 yet, and even once we are, that's still 199 girls, and 1 transgender.

Actually 198 girls and 2 transgenders really, given that odds are if you "Awaken" a Pharaoh rather than meet the descendant of one in an already-revived Kingdom, chances are they were a guy when they were sealed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950507
Spent a whole day reading that once.
Was time well spent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950503
Other transformations are a change for the better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950505
That's great to hear, when she's done we can go out swimming in the pool. Then after dinner, I can bust out the games and help her relive the past with some Turtles in Time. I hope she brought a fitting swimsuit or else she's going to probably get embarrassed and blush like crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950525
She did bring one.
It's a onepiece that clings to her abs.

The only thing that would embarrass her is if she out grew it again or if she finds out that you're better than her at |Turtles in time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950440
I want a haughty Alp senpai!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950516
That's pretty cool of her to do as fr me I like to read books, play video games and go swimming. I hope her large muscles don't prevent her from enjoying a swim with me.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to enact dark rituals using my blood as a catalyst to awaken four powerful undead monsters, only to discover that they're all cute girls and I'm now bound to them by blood magic.
I want to help them adapt to the modern world as they were sealed away during various times in history.
I want to fall asleep with a Lich a Wight, a Vampire and a Pharaoh all cuddling me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950503
I would love to read a story about a woman turning into a mindflayer or dark slime, or maybe a dragon or some thing.

Im just a anon aching for so Monster girl TF and MGE is fucking gold for that, but fucking no, the lilim's transformation prop, corruption tends to be frowned upon and the succubus is written off as boring unless it had a penis first

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950537
It wouldn't, she swims quite a bit in her free time when she isn't lifting.
She only does it in Gym pools though so some public ones would make her get quite nervous if people stare too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950531
That's good to know and just in case she's curious she's got a lovely figure and she looks great in the onepiece. I mean how long has it been since she wore it, because if it's to small we can just head to the store t pick out a new one she likes. We'll still have plenty of bonding time to play some Turtles in Time to truly see if who's better at it, which i feel will be me since i not as rusty but still wish to have a fun time wit the big yet lovely girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950503
I would love to read a story about a woman turning into a mindflayer or dark slime, or maybe a dragon or some thing.

Im just a anon aching for some Monster girl TF and MGE is fucking gold for that, but fucking no, the lilim's transformation propertes are ignored, corruption tends to be frowned upon and the succubus is written off as boring unless it had a penis first

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950563
Ok, just don't pick anything too embarrassing.
She doesn't want anyone to see her tanlines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950547
That's fine she can just join me in my own pool for a swim where there is only the two of us. After all i want her to be as comfortable as possible and it will allow her to gain more trust with me. If things go well today, we can head to the public pools and help her become less nervous about her mighty yet lovely figure she has going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950579
Ok.
Just be sure to help her dry off her tail when you're done.
It takes quite a bit of work to do alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950565
I guess I could do a dark slime on girl transformation smut piece. I'm not averse to that kind of fetish, so hey, I'll think something up for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950595
i look forward to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950574
She doesn't have to worry about her tanlines, all she's doing is swimming in my own pool, no one will see her but me. I think this big frilly blue onepiece with red dots on it would look great on her and also matches her muscular frame and quite well, she should try it on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950565
>Im just a anon aching for some Monster girl TF and MGE is fucking gold for that

I feel you man. I'd be lying if I said I didn't want to see a wealthy drillhaired Ojou-sama turn into a Dragon and kidnap a commoner boy she has a crush on.

[Anonymous No.]

Nearly 200 monster girls and only a small list of them gets attention, y'all need to spread your tastes out a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950605
Oh my.
Frills?

You sound like you're trying to gussy her up my good Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950614
>wanting your waifu to get threadcanon'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950614
I can't help that they introduced wurms so early

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950614
You've gotta narrow your tastes down though anon. Otherwise you end up with a monstergirl harem too big for your dick to handle.

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>>14950587
That OK for me to do, it would be a great way to judge her trust and an exercise to help us bond. Just have to make sure it doesn't move around too much as I dry her long but cute tail off. I hope she doesn't get too flustered about me helping her out, after all it's not right for her to always have to do 100% of a task, especially a task she so nicely ask me to help out with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950565
The highest rated Mindflayer story on KC's website is actually about a girl being transformed
It's somewhat long, the transformation is gradual and through a hearing aid
This picture is from that story: http://i.imgur.com/H4igh4P.jpg

Here is the link if you are interested: http://kurobine2.sakura.ne.jp/mamonogirllover/sscgi/mtsg.cgi?mode=view&no=91&id=fuyu2010

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950614
Meme monstergirls hold a monopoly on the market.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950614
A lot more girls get attention than people think, if you were to list all the girls the thread talks about regularly or semi regularly it would probably surprise you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950614
Why should I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950630
Any other transformation stories?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950614
I will when I get good enough to make content for them

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950630
>http://i.imgur.com/H4igh4P.jpg
Well the image got my attention
I shall look into this, thank you

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>>14950616
Actually I just thin that it would look good on her and fit her strong muscular body. Plus the frills give it a nice aesthetic and matches her maid outfit quite well. It's up to her if she wish to buy it or wants to look for other options in swimwear, after all we still have plenty of tie to do other things together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950635
That's the only story I've read from KC's website

All the stories have various tags associated to them, including a corruption one so if you really want more you should be able to find them easily

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950634

For the sake of expanding dong, duh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950613
there was that one past about a game show with captured women. sadly I lost the link

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950661
That's just it though, I don't want it to be "captured women" I want it to be a willing transformation to get someone she wants that her position in society won't let her.
I want to be the commoner boy that gets kidnapped and raped by her. I also want to wake up to her cuddled up to me and nuzzling my cheek with hers.

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>>14950628
Just ignore her pink cheeks at the way she pokes her fingers together while you do it.
They are just figments of your imagination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950660
I already like the small list of what I have, I have no reason to change it up.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone remember that writefag story about a pilot that gets his plane rekt by a dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950565
http://pastebin.com/M5R6YYbZ
Now fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950671
I hear you, I was just going by memory of what TF stories where out there
Willing transformation is my boner fuel. A chick will to go that far is something special. not a fan of the kidnapping though

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950681
Skies Above?
http://pastebin.com/30FdV8uv

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950692
>http://pastebin.com/30FdV8uv
Yep!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950623

Nah man, threadcanon leads them to ruin. Would not want too many idiots bring it down to Wyrm level retardation. (which is actually incorrect profile wise)

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950680
I could count the number of TF stories we have off my hand. and i have already read that one a few times

I'm asking for a bit more of variety here. I just wanted to see more of what the MGE can do while I try to write things myself

[Anonymous No.]

>Poodles were originally bred in Germany
This changes everything about my thought on poodle kobold.

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>>14950684
It's more a "swooping down and grabbing her crush while riding the high of becoming a dragon" than anything malicious.
In fact, she's doing it out of love.
She'd probably be moaning out about how long she's loved him during the sex.

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>>14950614
I'd say there are a few tiers of monstergirl popularity. This is pretty rough list as it's hard to sort.

Meme tier. The girls that the most attention and content and are in the favorites of many. Hellhounds, Cheshires and Kikimoras are examples.

Popular tier. Not quite as popular as the top girls, but they still are talked about often and liked. Wendigos, Onis, Jinkos, Mice and Vampires are around here.

Cult following tier. These girls aren't hated but are in the favorites of fewer people then the more popular girls. Most of the girls that have at least one or two fans are here. Here be Scyllas, Crow Tengus, and Cockatrices.

They Exist tier? Nobody really cares abut these girls, and they come up once in a blue moon. Some of the ignored girls are Giant Slugs, Jinns of the Jar, and Kappas.

Garbage Tier. Not talked about for good reasons. The Siths and other disgusting girls fester here.

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>>14950676
I will since she has tail I have to dry and i can always bring it up on a later time. After the pool, we can just sit on the couch and talk about other things, like would she like to play some games while we talk to learn about each other some more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950731
Well on the way to making her your wife instead of your maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950713
I want to sneak in on my pet Poodle Kobold reading her copy of Mein Kampf!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950708
I feel for you, TF is probably one of my favourite things about the setting and English stories focusing on it are incredibly rare.

I've considered writing something myself but get stuck on a lot of details. Do I write it from the girl's point of view? If so the feelings and sensations involved will be a bit awkward to describe. If I go with a guy's point of view I'm limiting myself in terms of situations and emotions involved. I deserve a "bummer man" for this since I'll probably never get around to writing it anyway.

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>>14950722
as far as i'm concerned kikis and hell hounds are both fucked in this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950722

The one I like the most likely fits in your little cult following tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950750
Bummer, man

>>14950708
If you want TF so fucking much go ask the faggots on TFT to spin you a yarn of degenerate bullshit.

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>>14950754
What do you mean by that?

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>>14950737
Either way, if this muscular Kikimora can be trusted and i enjoy being around then I don't see why we can't become boyfriend and girlfriend. plus if my timidness near her eventually becomes true love, it makes for a cute story.

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>>14950750
Write it from the girl's point of view. I don't think it's that hard to write sex stuff from the opposite gender's POV. I've done it before in the past, and people haven't really had a problem with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950722
my favorite is probably cult following tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950762
Make kikis with her.
Many, many kikis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950761
Shear boredom with them really.
Maids maybe one of my things but the Kiki has reach the point of over kill the hellhound is similar in that they are the go-to monster as the alternate to the kiki among other reasons

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950722
I think out of my top ten, one is meme tier, six are popular and three are cult.

It's a nice balance without going into complete hispter territory I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950772
>>14950750
http://pastebin.com/M5FNyVWH
Just fucking do it and stop being ovaries tier faggots

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950787
I get your point, but I think Cheshires and Alps are worse. At least we've gotten plenty of good content with Kikimoras and Hellhounds, not so much for the other two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950759
>degenerate bullshit.
quite a few things about MGE can be considered that

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950795
Name one good story a Kiki has gotten recently

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>>14950785
What if I just want to be with the muscly Kikimora and spend out time being with one another. She just want to cuddle with me and have me give her head pats, she enjoys them quite a bit. Plus, we are both slowly growing close together and are content with just one another.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950794
Are you sure you don't like Bollocks? You seem to be mentioning him an awful lot lately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950794
What's "Ovaries tier" about >>14950772?
I was simply saying it's not that big a problem. Why you so mad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950803
I guess, although she may ask you for a daughteru every now and then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950805
he's synonymous with the words "whiny" and "faggot"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950802
You mean a prose story or does greentext also count?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950812
And having a conversation with a guy into the same sort of thing is being a whiny faggot? Seems to me like you're the only one around here that can be described as that right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950759
Because I don't go there and I know there are people here on the same wavelength as me.

I don't get why this annoys you. the themes I ask fore are a major part of MGE so I think its a subject worth expanding

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>>14950808
Well regardless of what choice we come to, I just know I'm glad she stumbled into my life and that we have a lot more in common than I could have ever expected. The sex is great, but it's the emotional connection we share that truly makes it so special, especially since it's so cute when I massage her mighty body and see her all flustered by my soothing touch. The time we spend cuddling and just doing things together make us both very happy, We content with each other and the true love and passion we have for one another help make it so we are happiest in one another's arms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950829
Don't let it get to you. The guy's clearly throwing a tantrum about something petty.

[Anonymous No.]

Druella is a loser!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950840
Wrong, she is a cutie!
A cutie!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950840
>>14950843
Druella's evil!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950840
But she is so cute damn it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950840
>>14950843
She's a cute loser.

>>14950845
A cute, evil loser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950845

From my point of view the Order are evil!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950845
She is Chaotic neutral at worst!
She just needs a husband!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950837
I actually do have anger issues so i find most trivial things frustrating

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950845
She's evil but I like evil girls. I want to stay up at night sharing wine with her and brainstorming ideas on the most efficient ways to corrupt women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950849
Stop it Wilimaria!
I have the high ground!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950849
WELL THEN YOU ARE LOST

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950843
I want to cuddle Deruella while stroking her hair!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950845
But she is good at being bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950861
Then she's just going to giggle and wiggle next to you while it's done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950866
She's getting all the headpats and cuddles I can give her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950849
You were supposed to bring balance to the dick, not leave it in darkness!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950630
>Chapter names spell abyss
do all japanese know the english alphabet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950857
Mayadere is truly the best dere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950871
It'll take a lot to satisfy her with headpats.
Are you sure that you are ready?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950876
It truly is. It took me a while to learn to appreciate it but it's probably my favourite character type when done right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950876
Imagining Deruella being a dorky Mayadere is the best. Imagine her inviting a bunch of her generals over for dinner and on the way they discuss the topic of her husband.
>"Deruella's really great at corruption and conquest huh? What do you think her husband's like?"
>"I bet he's some prince she took for her own after conquering a kingdom."
>"I bet she stole his first time in a big orgy where her forces raped all the guys in the royal family!"
>"I bet she keeps him in a dungeon somewhere in her castle and rapes him to tears every night!"
And then they get to her castle and the first thing she does is fling herself into the arms of her actually very plain and happy looking husband while screaming "Darliiiing!"
No one knows what to make of it.

>>14950878
I'm going to make her as comfortable as I physically can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950905
Happiest lilim in all the land.

[Anonymous No.]

Actually this reminds me. I know generic MAMOMMO MANA turns humans into succubi, but how many profiles mention a species being able to turn humans into that species?
Off the top of my head I have
Zombie
Jiangshi
Dark slime
Dormouse
Werewolf(i think)
Anyone got any others?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950915
Vampire and Holsts.
Technically anyone if they spend enough time around enough of a species


Amazons are another..

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950722
>mfw just realized most of my favorite girls are popular, with only one or two being cult tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950915
Mucus toad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950905
I want to cuddle Mayadere Deruella that just want to see me be happy no matter what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950912
I bet her smile is absolutely radiant.
I want to protect it.
At what point did I get this deep in the hole for Deruella?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950924
Nothing wrong with that. You can't help what you like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950915
Kakuen don't actively turn girls into their own but if one spends too much time around them they'll turn into a monkey.

Then there's Mummy and Nereid that come to mind, they actively corrupt woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950924
I enjoy around 90% of them so I have no real problems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950814
Either or.

>>14950829
Hahhahaha, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950931
When you saw that her smile was pure.

>>14950934
There's also the snakes with their venom.
Apophis more specifically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950936
Well there's all the battle Kiki stuff we've had lately. It's a chance of pace from normal kikimoras.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950944
In the case of Apophis she just turns them into regular Lamia and not another Apophis. If we're including girls that transform women into specific girls then there's also Anubis who can turn them into Mummies with her curse.

Satyros can also turn women they seduce with wine into fellow goats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950930
Just imagine her going out of her way to get the most comfortable bed and sheets for the two of you to sleep in, because there's no way she's letting you sleep alone.
Imagine her pulling you beneath the covers, naked as the day she was born, and wrapping her arms around you.
Imagine her leaning in and whispering about how she'll make you hers and that no other girl can steal you from her.
Imagine her slowly sliding you inside her as she moans softly.
Imagine her wrapping her legs around you waist and rolling onto her back so that youi're on top of her.
Imagine her pulling your head close and encouraging you to thrust more and more until you cum inside her over and over again.
Imagine waking up feeling rested and warm with her cuddling you in her sleep.

Fuck, I made myself sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950915
Why the hell does it even matter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950988
Why does anything in this thread matter? People are always so grumpy on sundays.

[Anonymous No.]

If you were placed in an arranged marriage with a fat and crude, yet wealthy and powerful Monster Girl, would you go through with it? Or would you run and escape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14951039
I'd divorce her and take her money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14951039
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6NaZrPQGfY

[Anonymous No.]

>>14951046
Anon it's a Matriarchal society, you only divorce if she wants to. And she doesn't. And your family doesn't either because they need both the money that was paid for your hand in marriage as well as ensuring their bloodline goes on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14950991
Because you faggots have worse double-standards than a Democrat

[Anonymous No.]

>>14951039
Yeah, doesn't hurt that some of those things are my fettish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14951054
what parts? You're a masochistic slut huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14951051
I'll just play the victim and tell the court how she fails as a wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14951057
Sadomasochist, and really all of it is.
I just want to give her snacks and spoil her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14951053
/pol/ please go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14951053
Hey now, not cool. I'd delete this if it were an email.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14951039
God no, I'd get as far away from her as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14951039
It really depends.
Is she a sith, a familiar, or a beelzebub? If so, run. I never asked for this, indeed. If I wouldn't seek her normally, I most certainly wouldn't accept a forced relationship.
On the other hand, if she's pretty much any of the others - I'd give her the benefit of the doubt, a chance to build something between us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14951039
Eh, Why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14951039
How big, what race?

And when you mean crude are you just talking about her language or how she acts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14951078
Presume she's your waifu/favorite Monster Girl

Or if you don't have one

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono

[Anonymous No.]

>>14951086
>Fat, crude undine.

That's fine, folks retain water all the time.

How does one rub a water belly?
Does it slosh when I shake it?

So many questions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14951078
>Haiting on Cu Sith
But she's man's best fuck buddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14951105
Perhaps on /trash/. Not here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14951086
Well, I could go with one of my preferences, but the slime family tend to be amorphous by nature, so...

>roll
...

Why do I keep getting Wilmarina?

It's been five times in a row.

Oh god, is she stalking me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14951105
More like best sofa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14951110
Be careful with what you eat, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14951108
>Implying Cu Sith is as trash as people believe

[Anonymous No.]

>>14951130
I am, and it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14951110
And now it seems that she's put on weight in an attempt to get you.

I doubt how effective it is unless she just uses it to sit on you but that's happened.

[Anonymous No.]

oh shit a thing
http://exhentai.org/g/915527/a0fac27216/

[Anonymous No.]

>>14951141
I approve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14951130
Furfaggot spotted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14951110
>Oh god, is she stalking me?

She's stalking [YOU].

[Anonymous No.]

>>14951122
>>14951139

Well, she's gained weight, and no good cook is thin, so, maybe she's been experimenting with dishes?

It just means we'll have to go on VIGOROUS walks and other activities to burn off the weight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14951151
Hopefully she just loses it in the right places.

The rear and chest upgrades would be quite nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14949938
So they'd be perfect for size fetishists, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14951141
Thats nice.