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Anonymous Mon Mar 14 08:46:43 2016 No.14920942 [DELETED]

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> mfw editing a qt exchange student nippon girl's english essay on Canadian-Japanese cultural fusion
> mfw I am a true white Canadian
> mfw I got her a basketball as a gift and she said it was the happiest she's been since coming to Canada

Really I just want advice from here. I already want to memorize a Vocaloid song to sing for her at karaoke sometime.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 08:49:33 2016 No.14920947 Better start preping the bull.

Anonymous Mon Mar 14 09:14:03 2016 No.14921008
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>doing a girl's homework for her
>giving her gifts
>for free
>probably has hope he'll someday receive sexual favors in return for his kindness

Didn't even need to say anything about Canada we already knew.

DUDE WEED
KEK IS A COMPLIMENT

A
FUCKING
LEAF

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 09:16:42 2016 No.14921016 File: 148 KB, 500x500, Marisa get out of jp.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14920942 >>14921008 Who the fuck are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 09:20:12 2016 No.14921023 >>14921016 me

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 09:21:36 2016 No.14921024 File: 86 KB, 200x227, 742.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14920942 >want to memorize a Vocaloid song to sing for her You cringefuck don´t dare to do that shit.

Anonymous Mon Mar 14 09:30:34 2016 No.14921039
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>>14921016
le who da F*CK XDD r joo quoTAIN??!!! XDDD

Stop embarrassing yourself you newfag retard at least start up your brain and give it a minute before rushing to be the first with your epic maymay. "D-do I fit in yet g-guys?" *looks around nervously*

Shoot yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 09:31:10 2016 No.14921042 Dude, if you haven't fucked a girl on first or second date, don't bother. You sound like a huge beta nerd. And why would you edit her essay?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 09:33:35 2016 No.14921045 You do know normal nips hate otaku culture right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 09:33:47 2016 No.14921046 >>14921039 Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 09:43:27 2016 No.14921073 >>14921039 This is not the place for any of this. Really this guy should fuck off back to /r9k/ or whatever shithole he crawled out of. Why would you defend this trash?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 09:58:14 2016 No.14921111 nice blog OP, upvoted ;)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 10:02:03 2016 No.14921119 >>14921046 Actual idiots already came to /jp/ and left a few years ago.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 10:03:03 2016 No.14921121 >>14921045 Uh you do realize vocaloid is normalfag shit in Japan right

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 10:10:10 2016 No.14921132 >>14920942 Chinese aren't white.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 10:14:58 2016 No.14921140 >>14921073 Come on, try harder! I don't think you've become part of le epikk /jeep/ seekrit vanguard yet!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 10:17:35 2016 No.14921144 >>14921140 And to think you go around asking other people to shoot themselves. Amazing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 10:48:11 2016 No.14921203 How old are you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 10:52:53 2016 No.14921211 >>14921140 Why don't you go be 12 somewhere else? You'll probably fit in more at /v/ so go there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 11:12:09 2016 No.14921234 this whole thread has been reported

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 11:21:21 2016 No.14921260 this thread makes me embarrassed as a canadian

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 11:27:51 2016 No.14921280 >>14920942 >I got her a basketball as a gift and she said it was the happiest she's been since coming to Canada Is Canada that bad?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 11:30:18 2016 No.14921288 File: 48 KB, 640x420, 2496778.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14921280 Y-yeah

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Anonymous Mon Mar 14 13:07:25 2016 No.14921624

>>14920942
in all seriousness, stick to acting within your own culture. what she likes about you, as a friend or otherwise, is very obviously 'canadian'
co-opting bits of her own culture will just put you in a bad light next to any of the guys back home for her. you can't do anything Japanese that the actual Japanese guys can't do 1000x better. don't be stupid. play to your strengths. memorize some canadian music like bieber or something. you might not enjoy it as much, but she's the one who chose to travel to canada. sing to her of your maple leaves and moose if you must sing.
you probably shouldn't sing at all but you get my point, anon.

Anonymous Mon Mar 14 13:11:15 2016 No.14921637

...no but very seriously don't sing unless you're actually good at singing. I can't even stress that hard enough. Go ahead and sing if you take voice lessons and are even moderately good, but since you're 'wanting to memorize' a song in a different language and posting about it on /jp/, you're not a musician. Don't do this. You'd be shooting yourself in the face harder than both of the previous off-topic randos itt should be doing

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 13:15:10 2016 No.14921648 >>14921260 You should have been embarassed long before this thread. Dude weed lmao.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 13:25:03 2016 No.14921676 >>14921008 Thread should have ended here. Really. Whiteknighting hard for a girl and expecting her to hook up with you just like that? And an exchange student, to boot? Ridiculous.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 13:34:48 2016 No.14921724 where's janny when you need him?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 13:39:15 2016 No.14921747 >>14921046 I want someone to make a pasta thread now.

Anonymous Mon Mar 14 14:01:54 2016 No.14921844

>>14921624
What this guy said. She's there for Canada. Not for Japan. Give her Canada.

>>14921648
Fuck off, this "a leaf"/"dude weed" shit stopped being funny post election. Unlike Yankees we don't jack off over pictures of politicians year round. Alternatively if you're not a Yankee, stop acting like one.

Anonymous Mon Mar 14 14:06:35 2016 No.14921855

>>14921844
>Fuck off, this "a leaf"/"dude weed" shit stopped being funny post election.
You're right.
It's much better to laugh at Canada importing "refugees" and selling off their gold reserves, while their oil industry goes to shit. Even funnier when he didnt even deliver on the weed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 14:11:33 2016 No.14921871 >>14921724 A siren goes off in the secret /pol/ club room whenever medio falls asleep or deploys her onahole

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