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Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.14918082
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First for HIPS.

>> No.14918083
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I want to rub my face on Miia's tummy while she giggles

>> No.14918085
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>Can you imagine the little pout she'd have when you tell her that you know more about something than her?
I would imagine it would be something like this.

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>> No.14918088

Uh oh!
Gamer Gazer, Nerdy Hellhound and Geek Oni have started to pack it on from ordering take out/delivery every week when they come over to game with you. It's gotten to the point they've ordered an Extra Large Extra Cheese Supreme Meat Lovers pizza just for themselves and each with a large side dish.
You're concerned about their figures but they deeply appreciate everything you're doing for them.
What do?

>> No.14918090

Ballroom obviously.

>> No.14918091

>into somnophilia
>dont like loli's
Does the dormouse profile say anywhere that they're specifically little or is that just the one we get as an example in the pic

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Quality start to a thread. Hips and thighs don't lie.

>> No.14918093

They're monstergirls right?
They can work off the calories with fucking right?
Then I'll help them do that.

>> No.14918095


>> No.14918096

Tell them nobody likes a fatty.

>> No.14918097

I can help them, they just need some motivation.
So when ever they do good, eat healthy or exercise, I'll give them a "reward".

>> No.14918099

I won't let them continue on like this! I have to stop them IMMEDI...what kind of meat is on this Supreme Meat lovers by the way?

>> No.14918101

It's Hinezumi.

>> No.14918105

That would be perfect.
Just be sure to make it up with her.

Let them keep going.
I'm morbidly curious about how far it will go before they notice.

Good man.
You're quite classy.

>> No.14918106

Ground Beef, sausage, pepperoni, bacon, ham, chicken, and steak

>> No.14918108

Invite them to come swimming with me, do any of them need help learning to swim by the way?

>> No.14918109

Eat the pizza first, that way they won't get fat.

>> No.14918110

Just checked and no, it says nothing about them being tiny. So you could probably have a titty monster Dormouse with baggy pyjamas.

>> No.14918113

>Steak on pizza
Okay that's just excessive.

>> No.14918114

You know, I'll try to convince them to stop after the 3rd or fourth slice.

>> No.14918115
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Soft thighs to lay your head on!

fucking hell sub i know you're watching, open up commissions already you HACK FRAUD

>> No.14918127

It's probably the cheap grocery store steak you get for cutting up and cooking with something.

>> No.14918133

Still excessive. Anything more than three toppings is excessive in my book.

>> No.14918146

Just stack three 3 layer pizzas on top of another and classify each individual one as an independent topping.

>> No.14918148

>Have daughteru with Kitsune waifu who has hips and thighs that don't lie, your child's head resting in her lap, receiving an ear cleaning
'Why do you spoil her so much?'
>Wife smiles, not taking her eyes off her work
'She's just like you.'
>Quirk and eyebrow
'Is that true?'
>A brief pause, your daughteru nuzzling her head into your wife's lap further
'It is.'
>The day ends with you and your daughteru resting your heads on your wife's lap as she hums a soft melody from forgotten Zipangu

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You need to bait him with cute foxes.

>> No.14918155

And that's just disgusting. You think I want to get obese?

>> No.14918156

>You will never fuck a thick dormouses thighs while she sleeps and mumbles about how good it feels

>> No.14918164

No, but you evidently lack ambition. Which is worse. Apply yourself.

>> No.14918169

>Oneesan body type Dormouse
>Fuck her thighs and taut stomach while she's asleep in the summer heat
>Then she surprises you by waking up and putting you in a leglock, letting you fuck her like your lover

>> No.14918172

>You will never fall asleep between her soft pillows after blowing your load
>She will never wake you up in the morning by stroking your hair and calling you a naughty boy for letting out so much inside her

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>> No.14918175

I love visiting Fox Shrines on Mofu Mondays.

>> No.14918183

Dude no, I'm never doing anything that excessive again.
I'm finally getting back down out of overweight man, I can't go back to that.

>> No.14918184

That sounds wonderful. Family bonding time as your daughter lies on your chest, and you rest your head on your wife's lap, as she strokes both your heads and cleans your ears while blanketing you in her tails.

>> No.14918189

>1 mofu = 100¥

>> No.14918193


Just channel your inner NIPPON MAGIC.
Or not. I'm convinced she's insane with how many videos she puts out.

>> No.14918199
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Monstergirl edit(s) when?

>> No.14918205

Worth it. I'll give all the money I have for some mofu!

>> No.14918206


>> No.14918214

Or one boyfriend for a lifetime supply

>> No.14918220

>In order to meet the desire of a wide variety of types of men, they range from having full, voluptuous bodies, to having bodies that stay like that of a child and never grow.

That's from the Succubus profile, all MGs are half Succubus so this should apply to some extent

There is also a few lines about differences between individuals in World Guide 1

>Compared to the original species, they have a hugely different nature and traits, so we are treating them as a different race out of convenience, but technically they are just varied individuals of the original race

If you can have a monster girl born so different from her original species that it's more convenient to give her a new species, then there is most likely no issues with a tall, busty Dormouse

>For example, the physique, and hair color, etc. of a medusa may vary, but the common traits of a medusa, snake hair and the lower body of a snake, match up. Also, many individuals basically have a lonely, stubborn personality.

This bit of text pretty much confirms it too, it talks about Medusas but they're just an example, this applies to all MGs

And even if we look past the profiles, books and canon, with KC's attitude of "If you want it and it's not absolutely horrible, then you can have it" anything goes, an albino nerd Hellhound, a loli yandere Jabberwock, a milf kuudere Baphomet, as long as you're not hurting anyone you can have your own special waifu

>> No.14918221

>Married to a Kitsune
>She wears very expensive yukatas and kimonos
>You wear t shirts and work pants, a lot of which are threadbare
>People stare when you go out
>What nobody knows is that when it's just the two of you at home, she's wearing your clothes while those $1000 or more dresses sit crumpled on the floor
>She won't let you replace the ones you have until they're totally unwearable because she claims new ones don't smell enough like you

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Whaddya want kid, I'm on break here.

>> No.14918226

your very pretty!

>> No.14918228

Why can't you just literally break already.

>> No.14918230

Stand aside please, your blocking the road

>> No.14918232

Who the fuck are you and why are you talking to me when I am minding my own business

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Carrot soup's on, baby.

>> No.14918234

To mate with you, nothing will stop me.

>> No.14918236

Some times I just want to see a pre-Demon Lord story where some asshat Centaur like this gets toppled by a "Shitty two-legger" who actually knows the trick to taking down a war horse is to aim for the stomach

>> No.14918237

Yeah, I've got an order of 13 Pizzas for Lotta Pussey.

Is there a Lotta Pussey around her? I need a Lotta Pussey

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>When she stays just like that and spreads her ass and tells you to punish her for being stupid
>When you fuck her gently instead and tell her she's not stupid at all

>> No.14918245

Boss sent me to tell you that you don't have to worry about being on night watch tonight.
Happy birthday.
Now if you excuse me I've gotta go see my wife. I promised I'd spend the rest of the day with her.

>> No.14918249

Can I touch your armor?

>> No.14918256

Someday we'll have a thread where this disgusting picture isn't posted repeatedly.

>> No.14918257

I'm a big fan! Can I get an autograph? Or can I just hangout with you? Please?

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>> No.14918283
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Would you buy a kitsune if you could order them online?

>> No.14918284

I'd sooner just go into the field and pick them up by the bushel via their tails before spoiling them rotten

>> No.14918285

Do they come in miniature liver devouring variants with slit pupils and sharp teeth?

>> No.14918297

I don't care howmuch they cost, I would instantly buy one.

>> No.14918299

Where's the brothel for SpiderPussy kingdom? I'm going to work there starting today.

>> No.14918304

I got a delivery of fresh armor plates for your boss, straight from the smith. She told me your boss wanted them ASAP, so if you could point me the right direction, that'd be nice.
I gotta get them delivered and the payment returned by tomorrow, or the Guild'll be on your asses, so don't try anything stupid.

>> No.14918307

Why not just buy new shirts whenever the need arises, and imprint my scent into them by rolling about in them in bed?

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>> No.14918310


or maybe we'll get a picture of a centaur that actually looks like a bandit someday

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Hell yes.
I'd have to get a small one, though. Not too much room around here.

>> No.14918320

What would you rather go to, between oppai loli angel heaven and cuddly loli kitsune heaven?

>> No.14918321

So did that writefag do the Anubis and Hellhound story? He said about a day ago it'd be up that same night, but I didn't feel like skimming the last thread to find it.

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>> No.14918328

Get outta here fatty lover.

>> No.14918330
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All of you get what you want. Well done, you caught Horse Pussy Bandit on a Nice Spring Day so nothing bad happens.

All of you get bopped on the head hard enough to lose consciousness. Luckily because it was a nice day she leaves you a few feet off the path in the forest.

She's altering the deal and taking the pizza off your hands for free. Pray she doesn't alter the deal further...

You're sent back to camp and chastised by the Bandit Leader for wasting Carrot's on Pizza Day.

Punishment rape is prescribed.

>> No.14918334

How about you stop fucking asking every thread and learn to check the wordpress.

>> No.14918336

Nope, didn't see anything about it.

Cheeky fox. I bet she won't be sticking that tongue out when I stick my head under her sweater.

>> No.14918337

Damn, it's working.

Somewhere near the end of the month, Anon.

>> No.14918338

There is literally nothing wrong with plump* girls.
*Actually has to be just plump and not obese.

>> No.14918340

I'll sue.

>> No.14918341

With my luck, I'd end up with the one with psychological trauma from being sold like a mere object

>> No.14918342

Why do you post the exact same shit every thread?

>> No.14918345

It's because cloppers like to think that Centaurs aren't shit tier from a breeding perspective

>> No.14918351
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Why? Centaurs are nice

>> No.14918358

>That tumorous horse body

Fucking hell. Even 2D can't make horses not vomit-inducing.

>> No.14918359


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>Walking down the street
>This semen demon slaps you on the ass

What do you do?

>> No.14918366

Fart on her paw and teleport away.

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>> No.14918369

She's got some ulterior motive I know it.

>> No.14918375

cl.hk -> cr.mp -> lp sotoja -> shishiruirui

>> No.14918378

>Smirk, show her my Guild tattoo
>"That much was free, but anything more'll be 200 an hour."

>> No.14918385

unzip dick

>> No.14918391

In a word:

>> No.14918392

>you will never grow more bold as she doesn't react
>you will never viciously throatfuck a sleeping dormouse

>> No.14918395
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"Package for Mr. Anon"

>> No.14918396

Ask her how open she is to the idea of getting soft.

>> No.14918405


The best package I could ever hope for.

>> No.14918407

Slap her on the face! Who does she think she is, touching my body like that without permission?

>> No.14918410


>> No.14918412

ask her to be gentle and accept what ever comes next.

>> No.14918415

She won't,

>> No.14918419

Tell her grape snake is master race.

>> No.14918422

But they just so happen to be friends,

>> No.14918432

Not even a little? A teeny tiny bit gentle?

>> No.14918436

No. Why would she?

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>> No.14918440

Then we might just come to an understanding, I'll start with allowing free slaps in exchange for her friend's location, then engage master plan.

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>> No.14918444

But Set's going to be joining you.

>> No.14918447

Because I asked her nicely…?

Please... I want to be able to go home after this.

>> No.14918450

>monsters in space
>dead space with markers and nercrons replaced with mammo mana and monsters
>completions of gruesome death scenes on youtube replaced with sex scenes
>instead of bodies tearing apart into necros victims grow jiggly and moan and grow wings and a tail
>thousands of men fly ships to uh 'fix' it, and are never heard from again
>In space, no one can hear you moan

>> No.14918456

She's a god of disorder and destruction. She's going to destroy your pelvis and your virginity. Maybe more if you struggle like this.

>> No.14918457

>In space, no one can hear you moan
>In space, no one can hear you cum

Anon please.

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Sounds spooky. I'd rather just cuddle and avoid all those derelict ships with moaning coming over the communications channel.

>> No.14918460

Anon your dick makes a noise when you cum?

>> No.14918461

>In space, no one can hear you cum
>In space, no one can hear your cream

Anon please.

>> No.14918466

You can, just have to find yourself a waifu first

>> No.14918467

And I managed to fuck it up anyways GOD damn IT fuck shIT.

>> No.14918470

If the first one wasn't going to make a noise, the second one definitely isn't.

>> No.14918472

I don't think the miss could benefit from me in any way but whatever, she'll get bored sooner or later.
Lewd space

>> No.14918473

Anubis booty in the port-side window captain!

>> No.14918482
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>dead space
Are you sure about this, anon?

>> No.14918483

What kind of monsters would be on the ship? And how would I defeat them?

>> No.14918484

What if I've already found a waifu?

It's bearing down on our position! 20 inches, 15, 10... she's successfully docked!

>> No.14918487

>System shock 2 with a succuvirus

>> No.14918489

How would monster girls feel about a 25+ year old male virgin?

Would they be angry that a man was selfish enough to keep his seed to himself for that long?

Would they feel sad that the man has wasted years of his life being chaste?

>> No.14918497

That's not fair I want flesh powers too!

She's cute

>> No.14918503

Does it matter? They're gonna try to husbando'd you anyway

>> No.14918505

>altman praising intensifies

>> No.14918514

It'd probably be like how we feel about Christmas cakes.

Some would laugh, others would feel awful and for some it'd be a fetish. Which begs the question, which types of girl would have a male christmas cake fetish?

>> No.14918515

The same way we fee; about Cakes. They would just want to make a old lonely virgin feel loved.

>> No.14918522

They would probably also feel pity for someone not feeling the love a mamanos for 25 years of their life.
They would also be happy to be the one to undo that.

>> No.14918524

monoeye hands down

>> No.14918530

He said monstergirls, not human girls.

>> No.14918537

Call them all fatties and stop hanging out with them! I'll shame them so much they start blogs on tumblr.

>> No.14918541

>Clean floors so hard it's slippery to the level it's almost friction-less
>Monster Girl Waifu walks in
What happens

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>> No.14918552

Good, then my mission is complete and this horse pussy is my wife.

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>> No.14918558

Unicorn, Kikimora, Sea Bishop, Devil, Alp, Alice

>> No.14918562

Have fun staying in the bandit camp while she's out working.

>> No.14918567


She makes a nice comment about how nice and shiny the floor looks.
Maybe she'd slip and skate over it if she came running in.

>> No.14918569
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I want a middle-schooler hellhound landlord who ends up becoming my wife!

>> No.14918573

Aren't male Christmas Cakes just bachelors?

>> No.14918581

>tfw no good monoeye stories

>> No.14918582

I'd try not to laugh, laugh anyway and get raped for it.

>> No.14918588

Dirty stinky fire rat.

>> No.14918594

Elves are for _______.

>> No.14918600

Grabbing by the hips and sweeping off their feet.

>> No.14918602


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more hips http://imgur.com/a/xK6Hj

>> No.14918605

And then when she gets home I get to lick her abs, I see no downside to this.

>> No.14918614

She squeaks while stumbling silly on slippery spots.

>> No.14918618
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I just wanted to do something nice...

>> No.14918634

Because of the spook she will probably transform into her dragon self, completely destroying the house.

>> No.14918637

No Kiki! Pot is for hippies and unproductive bums!

>> No.14918657
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>Dragon with poor control over her transformation
>A literal sneeze can result in her losing partial or full control, resulting in either a much larger, draconic version of pic related, or even a full on transformation she has to spend hours undoing

Oh god.

>> No.14918658

Sure took their time translating these.

>> No.14918661

>After an accident involving a Wurm and a motorcycle you find yourself being resurrected by a Lich
>Not just any Lich, a loli Lich
>She seems rather young but it turns out she was a prodigy when it came to magic and transformed early
>Although she still looks young she's extremely secretive of her actual age
>While she has great control of magic, she's not so good with her emotions
>Unable to show anything on her face she resorts to stamping her feet and wailing her hands against your chest whenever something goes wrong
>During breaks from her research she insists that you read her fairy tales while sitting on your lap and takes no excuses for not doing so
How do you serve such a bratty undead master? Going along with it, head pats or maybe try scolding her and trying to get her to behave like a Lich?

>> No.14918668

>Dragon with total 100% complete control over her transformation abilities
>can use her claws like Nero's Devil Bringer, and morph them into giant fuck-off fists

>> No.14918670

It's not a real translation. It was just some silly sentiment that I gleaned from the image since it was intentionally made to be a "He removed his eyes to avoid petrification for her" type image.

>> No.14918673

start with former, slowly introduce latter as I confirm her affection levels for me

>> No.14918676

Tell her to act her age. She's probably older then I am.

>> No.14918679

Would she even slip?

>> No.14918681


>> No.14918687

I'm imagining this but with a pissed off hellhound
>Swings her fist up
>Morphs into the paw of the mighty cerberus, gatekeeper of hell, nearly the size again of her torso
>Slams it down for a fire-spewing ground shattering impact

>> No.14918695

That's pretty awesome. I don't know where I've seen it before besides DMC, but I definitely remember seeing some on-the-fly partial transformation in some piece of fiction. The character was so good at it they could just transform their limbs for milliseconds at a time to get a power boost, mass boost, or block attacks seamlessly.
A dragon or hellhound doing that would be amazing to see in a battle. All the power of an army, with limitless adaptability and flexibility.

>> No.14918707

>Look I'm sure they'll have more butter for the popcorn in a little bit lets just go find a seat alight?

>> No.14918708

>Night battle time
>She has an orgasm

She is learning to control herself slowly but surely.

>> No.14918711

I don't know how to word this, please excuse me.

I love navels more than anything.
What monster girls would be of help to me exploring my love?

>> No.14918714

But do they have enough GUTS, DETERMINATION and PEOPLE THEY NEED TO PROTECT to defeat your average anon?

>> No.14918721

Probably one of the snake-ish girls, since they can do a full wrap around and aren't limited by puny humanoid leg sockets.

>> No.14918724

Ones with navels.

>> No.14918727

Actually, thinking about it, I might actually be thinking about the Dresden Files. One of the werewolves, perhaps.
Jim Butcher pls finish the next book already.

>> No.14918732

And then I ask you, how do you NOT fall in love with a woman that powerful and beatiful?

>> No.14918737

>Her aura expands explosively, enough to make even Asura reconsider a fight, fists clenched will hellflame spurting out around her knuckles, arms to her side and back as if howling a challenge to the heavens.

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Depends if you like your girls toned or not.

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>No puffy vulva'd waifu to tease
>Slap her pussy to watch it jiggle
>Watch her get embarrassed

>> No.14918744

But snakes come from eggs. They don't have navels.

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>Dragon sneezes and gets stuck in her full form for a few days the first time
>Has to be your trainer in how to ride a Dragon
>Breaks lord knows how many kitchen knives trying to sudoku out of shame

>> No.14918751

Either is good with me.

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>> No.14918753

I would have no trouble with that.
Getting her to fall in love with me would be the issue.

>> No.14918754

>one day your personal multi tool starts talking to you
>"hey kid. You got a waifu?"
>"Oh that species? Yeah she's a really cutie"
>"Hey you know, i can probably set you up with a monster like that."
>"You scratch my back I'll scratch yours, you just gotta follow some simple instructions"

>> No.14918764

Logic can't get in the way of navel love.

>> No.14918766

Yes and now she is mooing as her big soft cow butt is sliding her around the floor

>> No.14918774

>Toned wolfgirl with a vulva so puffy you can press your fingers against it like warm, soft sponge
>It never gets boring when your hands slip down from massaging her lithe steel-cable abs, to the contrasting softness of her lower lips

My fucking dick.

>> No.14918788

Mooing holsts is too far for me. Please don't put it in your stories writefags, it's just disturbing.

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>> No.14918793

A holst making an actual moocow sound would be a little uncanny, yes. A noise like that should not be able to come out of a human mouth.

>> No.14918794

Ayy Lmao

>> No.14918795

There are certain snakes who give live birth.

>> No.14918796

Love can overcome anything! Be strong and she will answer your call.

>> No.14918800

Try not to laugh
Laugh a lot
Then fall over as she crashes into me and end up with her tits in my face.
I refer you to watch the Milk Party hentai to understand what Holstaur moos would sound like.

>> No.14918806

That fucking doujin and hentai OVA are still my GOAT for 'Unplanned Pregnancy: The Show'

>> No.14918810
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Lamia a best, other species a shit.

Horse Pussy kind of okay though.

>> No.14918811

I'd buy it

>> No.14918817
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Thank god, Carl isn't here today.

>> No.14918819

This joke would probably work better with Tygan and Shen's daughter in the background instead.

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>> No.14918835

Pretty sure that image was made before XCOM 2 launched.
An Alien recruitment mod exists, now when's the monstergirl mods?

>> No.14918837

Anon calm down, yes they did but because of Japan's unbelievable shit taste they put it with some shit ntr rape ova so I doubt you'll be able to find just the Milk Party one without having to completely skip that shit.

>> No.14918839

The "nothing matters" guy that posts a pic of Carl from ATHF in space.

>> No.14918840


Starts levitating and asks me if I need help getting out of there. Fuck, I've been upstaged again.

>> No.14918845

Well shoot.

>> No.14918848

Its still great to watch, /h/ might have a download or a series of webms that's just the Milk Party part but I have no idea, I've got one webm from it though and the doujin which is pretty much all I need.

>> No.14918850 [SPOILER] 
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She's coming.

>> No.14918859

no she isn't
she never comes ever

>> No.14918884

The Jinko is coming! Everyone look busy.

>> No.14918947

Don't worry, we are just playing dead so the Jinko doesn't attack us.

>> No.14918950

>No 'In space, no one can hear you scream 'Rape!''

>> No.14918953

I want to be hired by a failing monster girl super scientist as her intern and a boytoy.

>> No.14918960

Why not her successful rival?

>> No.14918962
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>> No.14918963

Because then it would be boring.

Besides, she's too short.

>> No.14918966
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So we all know that wolfus are the best waifus, be they fox-girls, anubi, hellhounds, kobolds, or actual wolfgirls.
And no matter what sort of sex you have with them, wherever it's sub/dom sex, wrestlesex, missionary, doggystyle or tender seated sex, it's always the best sex.

But how would you make love with your wolfu for the first time? When you're both together, ready to bond and become one for the first time, what's your ideal scenario? Your fantasy situation, and your favourite way to first breach that boundary with her?

>> No.14918967

Such a fearsome creature.
Time for me to fall back upon my oldest of instincts.
Engage the hug.

>> No.14918970

But you'll have more career options that way.

>> No.14918978

Yeah but not only could I tell them what my experience is, but I can also impress them by the fact that I survived.

>> No.14918981

I'd let it happen organically. Watching a movie, steamy scene comes on and she gets handsy? That's cool. Grabs me by the dick and drags me to the bedroom? OK.
All I want is to give her ears a good rubbing after the action. Bet that'd feel great.

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>> No.14918994

>But how would you make love with your wolfu for the first time?
>implying I have a choice
But then it isn't rape.

>> No.14918996

But you're wrong; lamias are best waifus.

>> No.14918997

>Still no stories about her
I don't care if she only gets one, I need my fix.

>> No.14919003
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>'What should I tell the troops?'

>> No.14919004

Yeah, nothing would be better than for her to sneak up on a guy, slowly lower herself while letting out that trademark hiss only for the man to turn around and plant a kiss on her lips.

>> No.14919006

So write one.

>> No.14919009

That today is the day I find them all husbands

>> No.14919011

>"The one who has the most outstanding achievements in this next battle gets to use me as a bodypillow for a week."

>> No.14919019

Lady I told you I'm not your warmaster, you just kidnapped me and made me your leader.

>> No.14919021
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Prepare to march upon the Reptilian Hordes to the North!

>> No.14919026
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I love loen

>> No.14919029

"We march at dawn! Prepare the drums and the oil, for the sight of our troops shall be the first weapon we wield, before any blade need be drawn!

And when we take their camps, their finest unclaimed warriors may join us, if they can best one of our own in combat! Marriage ceremonies will follow each incoming warrior, that the party need never cease!

And to those unmarried after the battle, seek me out, and I shall reward your valor. For one night, I will be yours, for whatever you please.

Now, to arms! May no warrior feel fear, for we will be victorious!"

>> No.14919032

Fight hard, crush our enemies, free this town from the grip of the Order, and I swear to god if any of you stop to rape civilians or enemy combatants you'll be on septic tank duty every time our chefs make spicy food for the next decade.

>> No.14919040
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>You will never smooth-talk your way out of trouble in the face of a Dragon Girl, complimenting her as she boasts about her power.


>> No.14919044

This for some reason reminds me of that one scene from Valkyria Chronicles.
You know the one.

>> No.14919047

They'd be warm and soft as velvet, definitely. And touching them post-orgasm would be sure to elicit some cute little hums and happy growls.

I love that doujin. Not just for the suplex, either.

But how would you like her to rape you? On a bed of leaves in a cave out in the forest? In your own bed, or her own bed when she goes into heat with you around?

Lamias are great. They're good cuddlers and kissers, and top tier waifu material.
But they're not the best.

>> No.14919051

>But they're not the best
Yes they are. I hope you can see the truth one day.

>> No.14919053

I would rather act like a Cheshire and make her mad just to see what she would do with me.

>> No.14919054

God, I want to have sex with Benedict Cumberbatch so long as he never stops talking during the act

>> No.14919057

I have already found the truth, and it is fluffy.

>> No.14919059

>tfw you will never save Selvaria and make superior valkyrur children with her

It's just not fair.

>> No.14919061

Time to shave that carpet.

>> No.14919066

The truth is scaly and soft, anon.

>> No.14919068

I don't want to be raped. Especially by lamia because serpents are scary. Thank you for your consideration.

>> No.14919070

Didn't the dude she loved treat her like total shit?

>> No.14919074

So you do want to be raped.

>> No.14919076

Ability to properly articulate a story without relying on porn cliches is lacking, reception will be poor without changing pen name, not really a monster so much as she is a xeno.

>> No.14919080

I wouldn't say he treated her like shit. More with indifference. Basically he saw her as a weapon first, and a person second.

>> No.14919081

Maybe once science gives me a fluffy lamia with a soft mofu tail, cute doggy ears, and a perfect wolfu personality.
Until then, though, canid monstergirls remain the best and the most beautiful.
I respect and support your lamia love, though.

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>> No.14919091

Well, there is a doujin with her and the girls from VC 3.

But yeah, I'd make so many kids with her.

>> No.14919098

It's ok anon, just tell that to your future lamia rapist and I'm sure she will be gentle enough.

I fear you've been brainwashed by some evil fluffy girl. Go ask the nearest lamia for help.

>> No.14919103
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I am quite impressed with what these guys have managed to achieve so far.

>> No.14919105

Would the moo go through the Doppler Effect?

>> No.14919111

I like it too.
I just wish the lamia girl that was in it didn't have all the wings and horns.
They look too gaudy.

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>> No.14919117

I share some of your fears about lamias. I'd rather not run into one during the winter, since I need all of my bones intact.

>> No.14919123

Flex those Shark arms!

>> No.14919124

They'd get pretty sluggish in the cold, so as long as you keep your distance you should be fine.

>> No.14919125

Oh yes

>> No.14919127

Muscle shark is going to get her head pad.

>> No.14919129

Spic and Rolf.

>> No.14919131

How long until he adds a girl that's a full-on tittymonster?

>> No.14919132

official manga?

>> No.14919140

Light novel, manga and anime.

Yes, that scene is from the official manga.

>> No.14919142


>> No.14919148
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>Be a member of a holy order dedicated to justice, and have the highest record of administrating justice to evil monsters who threaten humans no matter what.
>A distant church has had problems of children who have gone to play near an old castle, getting being attacked by an unholy creature that would grab them and pick them off the ground before dropping them.
>You get the job by the head of the order slay this beast and bring back its head.
>You enter into the deepest part of the castle, where the sun has no chance of shining and find a coffin.
>Out of the coffin rises a female werebat who wonders what you are doing in her castle. When you claim you are there to slay her for terrorizing innocent children which makes her stare at you confusion.
>The werebat explains to you that she was just lonely and when she saw the children playing on her castle grounds she would play along with them.
>She didn't mean to scare anyone, honestly. She just wanted to have close friends since nobody comes to her castle, and she just joined in on their fun.

So what are you going to do?

>> No.14919154

Sorry, anon. Canine girls have cast a spell over my heart that I'd never ever wish to break.

>> No.14919157
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I see, thanks

>> No.14919158

Bring her out to apologize and see where it goes from there.

>> No.14919170

Don't worry, tell me your location and I will send you a lamia that will break the spell.

What color do you prefer by the way, white or purple?

>> No.14919174

Nothing, because this entire premise is tired and stupid.

>> No.14919178

Ready the Worgs, tomorrow we ride to take MGC Beach!

For the waaaaaghhh!

>> No.14919182

>trying to get a shirohebi or apophis to NTR me away from my wolfu
I'm respecting you and your lamia love less and less.

>> No.14919185

She's a Nidhogg anon, not a Lamia.
I'm more interested in the Fox twins.

>> No.14919189

>Not a lamia
Then he better damn put a "real" lamia in there.

>> No.14919193

I'm still slightly mad that he drew a muscle wolf and then said that she wasn't in the game.
I'll take a muscle shark though.

>> No.14919196

Well then you'd better donate to the Patreon and vote for one.
Inb4 whining about Patreon.

>> No.14919202

Bring her out to the village, 'slay' her by poking her forehead and declaring her vanquished, and have her 'suffer' by being forced to introduce herself to all the townsfolk and 'serve' them by providing occasional childcare assistance.


>> No.14919204

But anon you jsut said they used a spell against your will! It's not NTR when the beautiful lamia comes to save you from the evil girl!

>> No.14919206
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>then you'd better donate to the Patreon and vote for one.
I don't need to put up with this.
I probably will.

>> No.14919209

MGs temporarily have cocks for a week.

What qualities do they have and how do you tease them about it?

>loli kitsune with huge dick
>stroke it gently with one finger

>Raiju with shota dick
>suck on the glans underneath the skin

>ghost varieties of limp, meaty dick
>erections impossible

>succubi have double dicks
>incubi have no dicks

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>> No.14919218
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Go die in a fire.

>> No.14919219
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>they used a spell against your will!
It's a funny little spell called love.

>> No.14919222

They say Anon's eyes narrowed so thinly, so narrowly, that they thought he blinked

>> No.14919224

It's a metaphor. The spell was cast the moment I layed eyes on her, and with my full knowledge and approval. It's that little magic known as love.

>> No.14919227


>> No.14919229

Hey, at least he's only letting people vote for girls and not what scenes get into the game.
I'm 99% sure he's refused any possibility of futa at all in the game.
And hey, he's giving us a game where you can fuck kitsune twins.

>> No.14919230

That's some heavy ass justice senpai.

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>> No.14919246

Sadly, I have a feeling the slime is about as titty monster as he's going to go.

>> No.14919249

What the hell is this from?

>> No.14919251

Aww man, I just wish the girls character models had a bit more meat on them.

>> No.14919253


Only through penance shall her evil be cleansed!

The alternative would be accompanying me on my quest to mete out justice, and there's no way she'd be interested in an old paladin like me, right? Even if the path of righteousness is so very lonely...

>> No.14919257

Monster Girl Island.

>> No.14919264

I guess it's a lost cause. Two men who willl never be able to experience the love of a lamia, what a tragedy.

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>I never asked for this

>> No.14919267

Monstergirl Island. She's not in the game yet but there's a demo where you can get raped by a slime.

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>> No.14919272
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Remember, if we're invaded in 2017 make sure to stay the course if you want super powers.

>> No.14919273
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So... this?

But in all seriousness you'd probably be comforting a lot of them non-sexually, even if it was about sex-related matters.

>> No.14919274

Fuck off.

>> No.14919275

I want a titty monster lizardman to be my friend and complain about how large her breasts are only to tell her that I think she'd look better if they were bigger.

>> No.14919276

I'd rather disregard magic and obtain waifu instead.

>> No.14919280

Wolfu love is full of loyalty, head rubs and mutual nose nuzzling anyway.

>> No.14919281
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Raijus are love

>> No.14919288

What's your problem pal? I simple found a suitable reaction image and answer the question.

>> No.14919290

I want to see the smile wiped out of your faces when 2017 does happens and some kind of virginity brigade actually gets created.

The worst part is that you will get imprisoned if you show signs of wanting to fuck a monstergirl in fear that you will threaten the collective virginity.

>> No.14919294

If the "love of a lamia" involves getting strangled by a giant snake and potential for venom, then I'm glad that I'm missing out.

Wolfus sound more pleasant at this point.

>> No.14919303
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This is the power of the Monawoo!

>> No.14919310

Does the Monawoo use mamanabanana to power up?

>> No.14919311

I want this local girl to go awoo elsewhere.

>> No.14919312

Crush your enemies

See them driven before you

Hear the lamentation of the men

>> No.14919325
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Level up, Anon. Clearly I'm missing the reference as per the 'sword'

How about we dedicate some time to armoured monster waifus?

>> No.14919327
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>People responded to the obvious bait

You're all disappointments.

>> No.14919329

I want to use my dick as a lightning rod and show it to a Raiju!

>> No.14919331
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Aww shit, someone drew another Makai Knight Momiji?
Fucking awesome.

>> No.14919341

Yup, ledjoker07. He's got some good stuff.

>> No.14919349

>I will never be able to draw cute monstergirls and rad /m/ shit
>I will never have art skills of any significance
Hope the guy draws more Garo stuff in the future since he also drew Hong Meiling riding a totally-not-Gouten.

>> No.14919350

I wish i was in that forest.

>> No.14919358
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Is a snake fine too...? In before Fate reference[/spoiler BUT more MG Servants would be pretty cool.

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>> No.14919366
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You can do it if you try hard at it.

>> No.14919368

Lamia Rider would be excellent rider, a big, kuudere medusa who keeps her eyes bound and has a genki, flat chested pegasus friend friend that tells her master how much she actually likes him.

Elf caster would be olev as well.

All those ear nibble sthat would happen.

>> No.14919371

>interlocking fingers
How horrible.

>> No.14919374

Are you that Leanan-Sidhe guy?

>> No.14919380

that's cute

>> No.14919383 [SPOILER] 
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At first it may go down that way, but rest-assured that she WILL ground you quite literally in due course... if she likes you.

I love the MGE Raijuu designs, but this was a good chance to show this off. Although more interesting than this is that it's apparently part of an upcoming game.

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So does she anon.

So does she...

>> No.14919390

Never give up anon, how hard could drawing /m/ be?

>> No.14919395

>how hard could drawing /m/ be?
You're expanding on human proportions with a wide array of different shapes for one thing.

>> No.14919397

She looks like she's weak to tickles for some reason, kind of wanna try to do it.

>> No.14919400

Me too. I love almost all of the monsters in that picture, although I have preferences towards the Alraunes.

>> No.14919401
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It's GG if you fight any armoured waifu, especially this one.

>> No.14919403

>Currently commissioning something /m/ related
>Specifically G-Gundam related
I'll let you know when it's done.

>> No.14919404

I want to hit a monoeye in the face!

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>> No.14919411

>Raiju Waifu has a body that reacts to tickles like the "black plasma" lamps.
>You can't see the arcs of energy, but they cause her skin to glow wherever you touch.
>Her body may or may not have a similar reaction to other forms of stimulation, sexual or not

>> No.14919414

It draws upon the mamanobama in every life form around us. The Awoo is a fundamental part of this world, and the Monawoo is attuned to it, to the point where it's wielded can see visions of all who might "awoo".

Tough. This is her turf now.

It's the Monado from Xenoblade.

>> No.14919417

You stay away from my Gazer waifu.

>> No.14919418

I always wondered what would happen if you bite the parts where the lightning comes off, would the shock be big?

I kinda want to go down on a Raiju and a Thunderbird now.

>> No.14919421
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Keep me posted senpai.

>> No.14919422
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Izumi is best Ajin

>> No.14919426

Literally have some agency, embrace failure, and keep a pencil in your hands.
You'd be amazed at what you can achieve even in just six months of casual practice.


>> No.14919433

>Monado from Xenoblade
ARRGGGHH! It was so damn familiar. I should've remembered, especially after all the comparisons between it and the instrument of 'Greatest Idol Miku'

>> No.14919436

>this waifu
>not my waifu
Still, fair enough. I tried to imply this because I find Gazerfag adorable, but it seems I failed. She's all yours though, Anon.

>> No.14919438

I should really watch this...

>> No.14919446
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Let's not forget one of the original and true, full-armored waifu!

In before:

>> No.14919448

Armor Gazer is my waifu.

Gazerfag can have all the other ones but Armor Gazer is mine.

Dragon Dogma Gazer

>> No.14919452

I got one better for you.

>doesn't know that the Khepri are the scarabs

>> No.14919453

Oh wow, I just looked that up, and they really do look similar. That's hilarious.

>> No.14919466

"Brace for impact" future fellow fan. When you hear that line, I promise you the meaning behind it will be satisfying,or horrifying... something far worse than jet fuel melting beams, I'll say that much.

>> No.14919467

So, who's the ultimate husbando hunter? who should i be watching for when i go walking through the woods alone at night?

>> No.14919477

They are, indeed, and that's why I tacked on "Scarab" at the end because it honestly could be a sub-species of Soldier Beetle that actually served as a Pharaoh's soldier-class workers. Just give them some wings and blue ornamentation/gems and it'd be great!

>> No.14919478

I want to get a wurm dressed up in that suit.

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Foxes are typically portrayed as having the desire to be a wife. If he's old enough to marry and she's old enough to carry, I don't think there would be a problem.

>> No.14919502
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A Wurm wearing a skimpy suit made of latex...? Hmm, Wurm... latex... W- Wurmtex?

Anon, on a vastly unrelated note, I think we've found our Monster Girl private security company! Their forces would be as impenetrable as a Wurm's hide unless they want to be penetrated... to say the least.

>> No.14919508

You have no idea what scarabs actually are do you? And you have forgotten the MGE Khepri.

>> No.14919531

Hips are great but Thighs are better

>> No.14919533

My man

>> No.14919537

The elves. They capture men to sell or use as slaves.

>> No.14919548

I'm simply playing on the Egyptian depiction that represented beetles and was often adorned with gold and blue elements.

>> No.14919551
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Big fat Woxk thighs

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>> No.14919567

And they wonder why we molest them so much.

>> No.14919568

>implying scarab means generic beetle
>still missing the point about scarabs already existing as their own kind of monstergirl

Dang son.

>> No.14919571

I want to feed my wock neesan and have her complain about her big thighs.

>> No.14919575

Thighs and hips usually go together hand in hand. Big hips mean big thighs.

Just look at >>14918092, >>14918458 and >>14918115.

>> No.14919578
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I want to nibble on those thighs.

>> No.14919582

Just the thighs?

>> No.14919583

Why are insect girls so lovely?

>> No.14919603

Gotta start somewhere.

I'd work my way up to her labia only to linger a moment and then proceed to the other thigh just to fuck with her.

>> No.14919605

I eagerly await classics such as
'It's Summer'
'It's Autumn'
and of course 'It's Winter'.

With 'It's Halloween' in the future maybe.

>> No.14919608

Yeah, they are pretty nice.
Don't forget that some of that pudge has to move north.

>> No.14919613

That's a good way to have a big meaty claw force you into her crotch.

>> No.14919614

And don't forget the new one-hit wonder 'It's the current year'

>> No.14919616

Cause their cute and like to cuddle, also they are great for making their hearts buzz with joy. I want to take a chubby mantis and cuddle with her all day, all the while nuzzling her face and massaging her antennae.

>> No.14919623

Stop enabling fatties, they're addicts.

>> No.14919624

>We never got It's Winter


>> No.14919626

For crying out loud, Mom, go back to the car and put your goddamned pants back on.

Can we seriously not even go to Dairy Queen without you bludgeoning someone over the head and claiming it for the horde?

>> No.14919630

Sounds fine. All the better to tease her.

I don't see the problem.

>> No.14919639

Why is your mom dressed as a sexy maid?

>> No.14919641

It would smell and she would lock your head there.

>> No.14919654

Chubby mantises need to have huge bottoms so you can fondle them when they get stuck.

They'll be fine.

Indeed, a pudgy belly and some large breasts are great.

>> No.14919666

It would certainly smell delightful.

And getting headlocked in there is to be expected, up until her eyes started rolling back and her moans became deep and throaty.

>> No.14919675

She just does that sometimes. A lot, actually.
Not sure why but she always seems to spend her allowance on maid dresses and maid accessories.

And yeah, you read that right, she has an allowance.
That I give to her every week.
Because she lives in my house.
And won't get a job.

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>> No.14919693

Sounds like how one usually eats pussy. My body is ready

>> No.14919699
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or Hoshido.

You must choose.

>> No.14919701

For both snek girls.

>> No.14919706

Not a valid choice scumbag.

Now you get neither. Which means you'll probably Alp too.

>> No.14919711

Better maps and gameplay.

>> No.14919712

I side with neither path. What happens now?

>> No.14919713

The DLC will be out soon Anon.

>> No.14919716

Those abs are arousing. I want her to fin-lock me and nibble at my neck while she uses them to slam her fishy bits against my pelvis.

>> No.14919723
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Her armor looks like a fusion of Gaia's and Garos.

>> No.14919727

>Not having a hacked 3DS so he can play it.
>laughing neesans.tiff

Come on Anon...
[Spoiler]Well, as long as you are having fun.

>> No.14919728


>> No.14919730

>Go to boarding school with MGs
>MG student really likes you
>It turns out you actually have a thing for your lonely CC MG sensei
>She has a thing for you to
>It develops into a full on relationship
>MG student looks up to sensei as a mentor
>HFW she goes to sensei's quarters and sees you two fucking on the carpet surrounded by candles and overturned wine glasses

What happens? What do?

>> No.14919731

>fishy bits

>> No.14919733

Lets play a game, anon.
Poorly describe something monstergirl related and the rest of us will guess what it is.

I'll go first
Rapetrain attempts to seduce, rolls 1 for critical failure, gets raped

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>> No.14919741


>> No.14919743

Threeplayer mode.

>> No.14919748

It's time for sensei to teach me how to dominate a nervous young girl.

>> No.14919750


>> No.14919755

Young one gets cucked, Sensei-student relationships are the tastiest forbidden fruit


>Implying the CC would give up her newfound, virile man

Not bloody likely.

>> No.14919762

>implying there's only one use for scarab
>implying Monster Girl designs can't ever share themes

It's not difficult, Anon. I'll stop here though, because now we're not even talking about >>14919325 at all anymore.

>> No.14919772

Tag-team her with Sensei, until she's a helpless, ahegaoing wreck, then chain her up in Sensei's basement and keep her as a marital aid, forever and ever and ever...

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Fuck the war, I'm going to run away with everyone's waifus.

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>> No.14919793

>And thus the war was ended by Anon impregnating all the women.

>> No.14919794

Boy meets girl
Girl rapes boy
Boy kills girl and hooks up with his grandma

>> No.14919801


You're all disappointments!

>> No.14919805

Boy is raped by girl
Boy turns into a girl

>> No.14919806

Beat me, fuck me, marry me if you can.

>> No.14919809
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They grow up so fast.

>> No.14919813

Sounds headpattable. Is it a skeleton?

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>> No.14919817
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>> No.14919822

>implying there's only one use for scarab
There is. It's literally the north african dung beetle and nothing else. It's amazing that you even try to argue otherwise.

>implying Monster Girl designs can't ever share themes
No but calling it something it's not is retarded. Like recoloring a nine tail fox and calling it an anubis is about on the same tier as what you did.

>> No.14919823
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It's winter

>> No.14919824

Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door.

>> No.14919825
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>> No.14919826

Was thinking of fire rat, but this works too.

>> No.14919827

Close enough I guess.

Now we just need anon to look all properly unhappy about it being Winter.

>> No.14919829

>recoloring a nine tail fox and calling it an anubis

Nine-tailed anubis goddess when?

>> No.14919836

I hope never. Two-tailed Set is enough of a megaslut. Just imagine what nine would be like. She'd make the Fallen God look like a chaste maiden.

>> No.14919839

Would sh like me to come over, so we could cuddle with one another, while curling up to read books together?

>> No.14919844

Set a shit. Hathor's way better.

>> No.14919848

>cozying up with a ryu on a couch, sharing a big thick blanket
>by a fireplace on a -30C night, with hot cocoa

>> No.14919851

Well, more for me then.

>> No.14919858

I wish for this as well, as being cozy with a monster girls is one of the best things ever. Also it allows for you to cuddle the ryu and nuzzle her face, an action she wasn't expected. This all ends with you and the ryu cuddling together in bed,her saying how cozy you are to wrap around and that you make her the happiest girl in the world.

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I want one.

>> No.14919873

We all do.
I'd want an oppai loli one so that I can sneak up and grope her chest, whispering lewd things into her ears.

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>> No.14919876

>no sunglasses yet
>no Cyclops visor

>> No.14919879

A man and his ghost waifu go beat up people.

>> No.14919880

I want to take off her mask and look her dead in the eyes knowing full well what that means.

>> No.14919881

>>no Cyclops visor

This shall not stand. Latenight where are you? Your people need you!

>> No.14919884

Nah, Set's just a violent slut. Probably as a result of being drawn by .less so much. She's completely the opposite of what an anubis is normally like.
So a nine tailed anubis goddess would be very hesitant to choose a husband, and loyal to the death. She'd also love being fawned over and having her body worshipped by her loving husband. I expect the runes on her body would be much more elaborate than just two exclamation marks, too. Conduits of magical power that visually display her divinity, and make your skin tingle with power when you trace a finger over them.
Being such a neat freak, she'd probably use her godly power to reverse entropy, too.

>> No.14919887

Hell that's probably like a marriage proposal to them.

>> No.14919905


>Basilisk wants you to be the one to take off her mask
>You do so and see that she has her eyes closed.
>She opens them slowly and when they're wide open she takes a good look at you and smiles
>Her eyes are more beautiful than you would've guessed.
>She excitedly takes your clothes off and coils you up in her tail.
>The two of you start having sex. It's a shame you can't really do anything with the poison going through you.
>She stares you straight in the eyes the entire time; your body becoming more and more pleasantly numb.
>By the end of you become exhausted. She gets cozy in the bed with you and you both fall asleep.
>When you wake up you see her wearing her mask again, smiling at you.


>> No.14919908
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Shouldn't you be sleeping?

>> No.14919919

>tell her you love her
>with the mask on all you see is her slightly blushing face, her mouth like "awawawa"

>> No.14919920

Maybe, but I can go to the allergy clinic on 6 hours of sleep and I haven't fapped to alps yet.

>> No.14919923

Yeah probably, but depression and insomnia had other plans.

>> No.14919925

Why would I go to sleep, it's not even 1 AM.

>> No.14919929

>nobody cared who she was until she put on the mask
I wish I was here for the thread where Medusa version 2 was introduced.

Allergic to your own jizz or something?

>> No.14919930

I wish. It's almost 6am and as usual, I haven't slept for more than an hour. I feel like my body's slowly dying.

God, I want a weresheep. Or a slimegirl. Or a sleep-inducing barometz. Anything to soothe and take the pain away,

>> No.14919931

Speaking of which whats the best monster girl to fuck me to sleep? Like just ride me until I'm exhausted then cuddle me until I fall asleep and stay like that until we both wake up the next day?

>> No.14919934

A weresheep I would think

>> No.14919935

>Medusa version 2
But anon, she's not tsundere.
And she doesn't paralyze you.

>> No.14919936

Youko are pretty much non-stop fuck machines by MG standards.

>> No.14919939

Allergic to like 20 things and thankfully none of them are my own jizz. These shots are worth every penny, though.

It's a shame we don't have mamonobama because that's free.

>> No.14919940

Paralyzed deep in that pussay. Ha ha.

>> No.14919943

He said he wants a monster to fuck him to sleep, though, not be kept awake day and night in a perpetual fuck machine. It's why I'm not giving the usual answer.

Dormouse, I guess.

>> No.14919945

No, daylight savings is fucking me good.

>> No.14919949
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I like my Raijus brown.

>> No.14919951

Thundernazi was best electrobitch.

>> No.14919952

Brown raijus are shockingly hot.

>> No.14919961
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>Spend the evening cozying up and story-timing with Ryuu waifu
>Talk of her daily duties ensue... they've changed due to you
>Then "I'm neither god nor dragon. I'm just your woman."
>Decide to get all cute and cuddly before getting sexy
>Accidentally brush the one and only: reverse scale
>A lovely nine months pass by at a good pace
>Husbando is now Daddyo to daughteryuu
>You hope she'll be blessed too
>Manly tears shed at wedding
Is this what you're implying?


>> No.14919962

Have one then! It's quite the nice recolour: http://imgur.com/a/IP6g5#7

>> No.14919966

Okay, point.

>> No.14919971
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Master...what are you doing?

>> No.14919975

Turning in for the night.

Got a busy week ahead.

>> No.14919977
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Comforting you, Kiki. Comforting you. If you're not okay to sleep along tonight, you know where to find me. Goodnight.

>> No.14919978

I wanted to wait and ask if you'd like to join me in bed, you have to be tired and I also like t know if you want to cuddle up with me?

>> No.14919982

Shitposting on /pol/ and playing boatsluts.

>> No.14919985

fucking kiki everynight jesus christ please comfort me i'm so lonely

>> No.14919993

Being angry because my game doesn't work properly.

>> No.14919995

The same thing I do every night, drink heavily and ponder the mistakes I made to get me to this point.

>> No.14919997

Battling giant robots before going to bed.
I will also be doubling the milk rations for that elven maid we picked up.
Poor thing looks like she's starving.

>> No.14920000

Just got done watching a live car chase.

>> No.14920012


Considering contacting more artists for commissions

>> No.14920067

So what girl would like staying up late building gunpla with me?

>> No.14920074

So I was thinking about writing this thing where a Dragoon ensign and his Wyvern partner, fresh off the academy, are assigned to this fort in the desert full of soldiers with zero morale and a very good understanding with the supposed enemy.

>> No.14920079
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Dear Anubis-senpai,
It's been a week since my last orgasm and I just can't get it done. I don't know what it is you did so differently, but I fear my hands just aren't cut out for this. Please help.

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>> No.14920101

I just came from my morning jog! I've been awake for more than two hours and haven't eaten a thing but I had a cup of coffee! I also did five pull-ups during my jog!
One day I too will be an ally of justice, Alfreda!

>> No.14920105

I'm interested. Wyverns get fuck-all for content anyways.

>> No.14920110

Anything with more Wyvern is good. As long as it's not some bull shit.

>> No.14920112

So I'm thinking the Dragoon will have a stick up his ass about military discipline, but would it work better if she was supporting him in this or should she be more laid back?
What's that supposed to mean then?

>> No.14920122

Lich would also spend the time you're sleeping on animating it.

>> No.14920124

"The Dick Tomb" does not sound like a positive nickname.

>> No.14920141

It is the inevitable fate of the D to be entombed within those walls.

>> No.14920144
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>Golem sees building models almost like making a child, and gets rather worked up over working with you
>Anubis lectures you about what you do wrong, somehow assembling PG with her big paws as you struggle with a HG before gently guiding you through it
>Wurm doesn't really build the kits, but she likes to mix around the parts and have pretend battles with them

>> No.14920154
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Gettin swole!

>> No.14920173

This girl is big.

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>> No.14920183

I want to help that mino get even more swole.

>> No.14920189

Wurm is best gril along with the other two.

>> No.14920190

I want to wear her sweaty leotards over my head and rob a convenience store!

>> No.14920191

Just hold your dick, imagine her moans in your ears as she sinks onto your hot shady, and do what comes naturally.

>> No.14920198

Shaft, you fuckin' autocorrect.

>> No.14920199

>She'll never pick you up and carry you over to her team from the school [insert sport here] team and steal your virginity in a reverse-gang bang
God damn it.

>> No.14920214

Seriously, I thought someone screencapped that lovely greentext from a couple threads back?

Post it? Please?

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>no reply
Well I'll just do whatever then. It'll be on your heads if you don't like what happens.
Nobody screencapped it.

>> No.14920222

/fit/itaur? Nah, she'd spaghetti all over.

>> No.14920236

She's just going to ride you all the harder for it when she finds out.
And then make you take it all back.

>> No.14920237

I'm going to fantasize about being the fucktoy of the MGC high Football team and you can't stop me anon.
I will not be denied the busty /fit/ reverse-gangbangs.
Call me a slut if you must.

>> No.14920242

Please no, I need to support my habit!

>> No.14920248

No husband of hers is going to keep stealing until he gets put in jail where a dire manticore and a quartet of large rat thugs will will fight over him like a piece of meat.

>> No.14920250

But I needs muh venom, mang.

>> No.14920251

One day I'll write my own Dragoon Story.
With a focus on Dragoon Graduates far-afield, attempting to earn wives the "Old Fashioned Way".

Someday. Yes.
God I suck...

>> No.14920254

I want q t monstrous grills to sink on to my animation studio.

>> No.14920255

Help me succeed, anon. You're hopeless, but I can still amount to something.

>> No.14920257
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She's not exactly a girl to stutter or hesitate when you ask her for it.

>> No.14920258

You are going to get clean and she's going to make you!
There's a nice pharoah with experience treating addicts down the street she knows who can help you out.

>> No.14920261

Pharaoh? She's just some stripper.

>> No.14920262

Not him but, when it comes to drawing you either got it or you don't.

T. Dude who's entire immediate family Was good at art except him.

>> No.14920268

Please, she is a doctor trained in rehabilitating manticore, apophis, and arachne victims.

>> No.14920271

Then why does she dance like an Egyptian at P'Orcers?

>> No.14920275

>Go to the gym
>See a Minotaur doing squats
>Compliment her form
"Y-you too"
>Work out with her regularly
>She asks for you number one day
>Can't stop smiling the rest of the day when you give it to her
>Ask her out on a date
>She spends the night posting on /fit/ about how she finally made it and has a qt bf who lifts with her
>She blushes and time you touch her
>One day, at the advice of other /fit/ girls she pulls you into her house to rape you, only to discover she can't go through with it
>She breaks down and cries about how she'll never be an alpha girl like the manticores
>You kiss her and tell her it's okay, and that you love her just the same
>Together you give each other your first times
>Afterwards she holds you in her arms, stroking your head and gazing at you with love in her eyes

This is what you would give up for a reverse gangbang. Not only are you a slut, but your taste is shit.

>> No.14920279

Extra cash.
Gotta repay them college debts yo.

Besides, it keeps her trim, unlike those snakes.

>> No.14920284
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Y'know what? Since it's right there, super convenient...

Actually took longer in paint than I thought. Had to edit it from an OP...

>> No.14920285

>You're hopeless

>> No.14920288

Any time, Indian Companion!

>> No.14920289

I'd prefer a dominant girl whose sorority cheers her on as she picks me up effortlessly, sticks me with a manticore spike and then proceeds to suck my dick like she's chugging a keg.

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I suck at names. What should they be called? If I don't get any decent suggestions, I'll call them Seamus and Arianne.

>> No.14920293

Good night Anons.
Take care and remember to not burn down the thread.
Instead, please make sure to watch out for that dormouse gang called the sleepers.

They're behind a spree of group cuddling.

>> No.14920297

The Sleepers? Lame name. I'd have called them Dozing Dames.

>> No.14920299

Cute name. Would be pretty awkward to read, though.
That's the name of my step-sister.

>> No.14920301

I got them out of Samus Aran

>> No.14920303

I'm not a fan of giving a monster girl an actual "human" name

I'd give her a fantasy name or something

>> No.14920304

Fantasy names suck. They sound pretentious and are just plain uncomfortable.

>> No.14920306

>There are people who wouldn't want a girl version of Alex Mercer

>> No.14920309

Well SHODAN is already a succuvirus

She keeps hitting on me, it's awkward.

>> No.14920311

Don't you worry, I'm already looking for them at this very moment.

>> No.14920316

The name doesn't matter.
Their effectiveness is what matters.

God speed good Anon.

>> No.14920320

There's already advent mods for all the alien units, I just hope people will make it so that alien units get the same amount of customization in terms of regular units

>> No.14920324

Alex Mercer was a shitty boyfriend though. By that logic, his female counterpart would be an equally shitty girlfriend

>> No.14920325

I guess with my Oomukade waifu, maybe a bit of cuddling and let things go from there. After all it's not like she'll take things too far to the point where I'm a mindbroken whore, only good for fucking cooking and cleaning. Nah I trust her too much for that.

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Try using this:

>> No.14920330

I don't need this much cringe. I'll just go with Seamus and Arianne.
It'll suck plenty without silly made-up names.

>> No.14920331

>Nighith and Dammath
I shouldn't be laughing.

>> No.14920345

She'd be a meat version of the doppelganger who ignores me for long periods of time, finally finds me, and then goes full edge lord not a moment later.

>> No.14920348

This is true. Alex Mercer was a complete piece of shit.

Blacklight Virus "Alex Mercer", however, could make for a qtMG.

>> No.14920351

Who wins, Alex-chan or the delivery girl Raiju?

>> No.14920353

I'm prepared to be bullied.

>> No.14920362

But what about teasing and messing with her? What better partner for a bitch like Alexia than someone who can troll the shit out of her AND can counter anything she can dish out.

>You'll never insult her plaufully when she's acting like a prick
>She'll never lash out
>You'll never counter her rage with playful banter while dodging her swipes and beam cannons
>And then deliver the final blow of your vaccine impact
>Before taking her exhausted ass back home
>"Motherfucking flea bitch, you're lucky that Goddess of yours thinks your some hot shit."
>"K, sure, speaking of which, let's eat out, I'm starving"

>> No.14920367

So basically a goth chick? Holy shit she sounds exactly like the person that would hate my jabs.

>> No.14920370
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I wanna marry that.

>> No.14920371

I guess.
Although I do imagine that her being absent for a long time would cause some ill will.
especially when she starts rambling on about some 'greater plan' she has for humanity and then you counter about how she can pretend to be other people easily but can't even pretend to be your girlfriend for an hour.

>> No.14920374

And not just because of the titties.

>> No.14920385

I guess fantasy name wasn't the right term

I meant the kind of name a loving monster girl mother would give to her daughter, not some kind of epic, overly-long, pretentious and hard to pronounce name

Instead of picking a random human girl name, I try to put 1 to 3 syllabus that sound good together to make an exotic name that tries to reflect a bit of the girl's character

I used human names a few times to show that the monster girl was close to her father or that he at least named her himself

>> No.14920387

>not [...] because of the titties

>> No.14920395
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Alex Mercer was a sociopath. Zeus cared about Alex's sister more than her own brother ever could.

Zeus might eat innocent people for a living but he didn't work at Gentek nor doomed Manhattan to be consumed by Blacklight and tortured by Blackwatch later on.

>> No.14920396

I mean, don't get me wrong, I do enjoy a nice rack like that but it's more her personality that wins me over.

Direct and knows what she wants.

Kinda why I'd enjoy being a house husband for an amazon, although we'd need to work on her bust to 'level the playing field' a bit.

I see one of two things happening from this.

One is that she goes to her room, mopes for an hour about you not 'understanding her' before realizing she's in the wrong and then apologizing with a bit of a mope before asking what you want to do with her.

The latter is that she gets genuinly hurt, thinks in her room for a bit, and then puts on her 'best body', the one with the chest and rear you like, and then offers to take you out to dinner and a movie as repayment, your choice along with some lovemaking that night.

>> No.14920401
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Sorry anon. I don't think she's the marrying type.

>> No.14920409

You are aware that's art of existing writefag characters right?

>> No.14920412

That's true, I should have specified virus Mercer, virus Mercer was thematically more like the Thing in terms of a monster in an unfamiliar environment.

Though I kind of like the idea of dealing with a bitchy Alexia Mercer.

She would try to retort and lash out, only for you to counter it every time with harsh words. Even though she can turn you into her flesh beast, she doesn't cause "you are hideous enough as is."

Closest thing to intimacy other than her desire to use her mutations on your poor body was when she's getting massaged by you. Maybe she'll even pretend to act a bit sweet and compliment your hands.

In between the sighs you can hear her apologizing. Before she leaves she gives a half sincere "Sorry for not being around"

Leaving you with a flesh blob and a note "Here's a product of our love, I guess, stop complaining." With a sigh, "hey baby, want to know why mommy is like that?"

Why does this turn me on so much?

>> No.14920413

Would MG Mercer need full bodies to copy and shapeshift or only little bits of DNA like hair, nails, and blood?

>> No.14920419

I was less referring to the specific characters in the picture and more to a dragoon and Wyvern I'm writing, please don't get your panties in a knot over nothing.

>> No.14920429

So that's a no. No need to get all defensive to cover your ignorance.

>> No.14920431

Moose please go.

>> No.14920436

>getting spicy over some shitty OCs
Come on Anon, you're not acting like the person your waifu knows you can be.

>> No.14920438

>Prototype Mercer, a dangerous individual in the land of mamano, created from the mad experiments from lichs of old, it terrorized the lands with horrors that caused former enemies to ally just to end its periodic scourges. With the new Demon Lord in power its power is significantly reduced. Before it was capable of consuming entire towns and take the form of anyone. Presently it can assume form from only a hair and lost many of its most dangerous abilties. The Demon Lord's Lilims often keep a close eye on Prototype in order ensure 'it' becomes more accustomed with being 'her'.
>In recent accounts of her appearance, of which there are many, she chooses to stay secluded, only occasionally wandering in the visage of a human in times for a mate. She assumes the form of the women the man most desires, than reveals her true form, often taking pleasure from the horrified faces of her consorts. To counter her, simply find pleasure from her many permutations, she often ends up frightened and flustered from those men who act in ways a lover would to his bride. Whether this is from losing her sense of dominance or from the effect of mamano man remains to be seen.

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>> No.14920467

>Not tail fin at the end

It's shit.

>> No.14920472

Silly anon, murderfish is the gills and the personality.

>> No.14920483

Sorry to dissapoint anon, I hit a bit of writers blocks. I think I'm going to change it up and make it serialized rather than a one shot because I was incredibly unhappy with how it was finishing. Also, any ideas for a title anon?

>> No.14920495

Pounding Pooch.

>> No.14920501

Do you want to place her on an easy-going setting like MGE or something more hardcore like MGQ?

>> No.14920508

I don't think that particularly fits anon.

>> No.14920523

Doggy Style Doggy Bag?

>> No.14920568

Got a name for that doujin? Google search isnt being helpfull

>> No.14920574

I'm not sure on that one either anon.

>> No.14920582

Hatsujou Momiji

somehing something spoonfeeding something, 13 million hours on saucenao, etc


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Thanks anon.

Have a cute Beegirl

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Not cute enough.

>> No.14920609

The Canine Collaboration

>> No.14920618

Dog Days of something.

I'm not sure what.
I'm sure you could fill in the blank. It's your story.

>> No.14920626

Candid Canines

>> No.14920630

"The Hellhound who laughed at my tiny penis and the Anubis who was too busy to"
No thanks necessary, just giving you gold here.

>> No.14920655
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Remember to Kuddle a Kraken today.

>> No.14920666

Biggie and Smalls
Rosenkrantz and Guildenstern
Bonnie and Clyde
Hack and Slash
Gin and Tonic
Monsoon and Sam
Bill and Ted
Eric and Dylan
Dragonslayer Ornstein and Executioner Smough

>> No.14920669
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You know I think we were ALL waiting for you to post tiny penis anon...

>> No.14920673

My Anubis Senpai is actually really lewd and wants to make me her slave but maybe my tomboy Hellhound childhood friend also wants my dick!?!

>> No.14920684

>Loen's working on the daki for Miiafag

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>> No.14920766

And yet still more alive than many of the living.

>> No.14920777

>Of course, the monsters have various different preferences for men, and there is such a thing as an ideal man to them, but there are hardly any types of men that they hate.
>It is impossible to be excluded from the monsters' interest due to personal appearance or physical performance.
>The only ones really hated by them are complete scum who are beyond redemption.
From World Guide 1

For a long time I thought that this first sentence did not matter since it is followed by other sentences that go against it, and that monster girls would take nearly any man as their husband if he was willing to marry them
But after thinking about it for a while, I came to the conclusion that this first sentence along with all the mentions of monsters "taking a liking to a man" are meant to show that monster girls all have their own personalities
Just like how if you took 2 humans at random and compared them, they'd have the same "core" based on human biology, which would dictate a part of their personality, they would be very different nonetheless
The same would happen if you took 2 monster girls except that their "core" would be much more prevalent because of their instincts

I don't know where I'm going with this, I guess I'm just trying to say that monster girls are fully blown individuals and that you shouldn't restrict yourself to the profiles and canon when thinking of your waifu

>> No.14920783

So change pen name and pretend you're new at it. And don't post it here.

>> No.14920811

Hot opinions on some of last thread's pastes.

>The Mary Ellen Carter

Firstly, I had a lasting erection so nice job. Good characterisation too. I think you managed with Rodger to make a character with some spine and a bit of depth and manlet rage while at the same time not making a psychotic edgelord.
That's a hard balance to strike, but you actually did it really well. On top of that, as some other anon said, the Amazons were cute as fuck.

The weakest part of the story was the beginning. Everyone wants to do a bit of world building in their story, but sometimes no matter how cool it is you're only hurting your story by putting it in. Ask yourself, "does the reader really need to know that these are fantasy pirates, or are the monster girls enough?"

Another gripe I had was with Pablo. You broke two rules there: "show, don't tell" and your use of the 3rd person limited POV. If the Rodgers narrator doesn't know the Amazons aren't going to eat him, then the narrator doesn't know Pablo's name isn't actually Pablo. Once you limit the POV, you have to be consistent.

This last one is really personal, but 3rd Person and repetition like the "Again and Again" at the very end of the story don't go well together. It's jarring and honestly I stopped reading to laugh.

All in all I really enjoyed it. Keep it up man.

>Across the Land Twice Over

I found this story pretty fun, and you managed to avoid a lot of the pits that people who write non-generic western fantasy settings stumble into.
There was some trouble with the wording of your sentences that took away from the work as a whole though.

>Compatriot is not a synonym for Comrade
I think you were looking for the later word when talking about Borgas and Octavius, as you never mentioned they were actually from the same country, only the same company.

>Silence continued
You never mentioned a silence in before this. It's jarring.

>Borgas... Octavius, B... O...
This pops up a lot. A bit of variation goes a long way.

>one of his other vices
You said earlier the Oct has "few vices." The wording of this sentence contradicts this, I'd just say that whatever's in the flask is his other vice and leave it at that. If there are other vices, can I suggest touching Dark Elf ears?
There was also a sentence around here where you used a sentence instead of a full stop.

>Maps Topographical as well as Cartographical
To my mind, this sentence reads "Maps with heights as well as maps on the map." Cartographical means "related to the science or practice of making maps." It's not the right word here.

>(comma) his legion standard...
I think a ":" would be better here, seeing as you're listing objects afterwards. Maybe a ";" but they are scary to lose and if someone really /lit/erate sees you using it incorrectly they will bully you relentlessly. Might be best to look this one up.

Finally one more point. The elf seems a lot less formal than someone who's out to hire a mercenary company. From the way you characterised her it seemed odd to me she went to her room the second Oct told her his boss was asleep. Just one more line of interaction after this would make her a more realised character.

I still really liked where you're going with the story though. You better write the next chapter m8.

>> No.14920868

Thanks a bundle for the critique, Anon. It's always a treat to have someone take time out of their day to give in-depth pointers and opinions. It shows that you really care, and I'm happy to receive them.

I'm especially happy that you found Roger's character to your liking. The entire drive behind this story was basically "why not try to write a snu-snu story where the protagonist can't be summed up with just four words: 'poor little human boy.' "

Thanks again for the kind and constructive words. You're an everyday hero, bud.

>> No.14920896

I had a little peak at your pastebin too m8. Are these titles or stand names?
If you can make a story like this out of a /tv/ meme you've got something.

>> No.14920927

What can I say. I'd sooner go a lifetime without sex than a day without music.

>> No.14920944

>I'd sooner go a lifetime without sex than a day without music.

You'd be sent to a rapejail if MGs officers heard you say that

That made me think, would a Siren/Ghandharva rather sacrifice sex or music?
Would they accept to leave their own concert if a man proposed them to go to a love hotel?

>> No.14920965

Whichever option leads to the best sex.

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>> No.14921120

Them being content with any man doesn't really devalue their personalities. It just shows they're naturally very lascivious as it is, plus aren't strongly discriminating at least look-wise, plus usually live where there are almost no or a shortage of available men to let one slip by. Men are like big creamy cakes to them; they'll pick the one with a cherry on top between two, but that leaves the other one just as a prime dessert, especially for a sweet tooth.

I've never got why some perceive their feature of being non-picky and attracted to spirit energy before all else as a sign of shallowness. I've always seen it to be what it is, just an ultimate equalizer. This way everyone has what it takes to attract a monstergirl, everyone makes the first impression necessary to proceed further.

Just like the whole reverse rape thing isn't there for particular fetishists or masochists for the most part. It's a tool to overcome supposed shyness and spaghetti-ness of the reader. They make the first step, and it's a leap giant enough you're in bed before you notice, so none of your issues will get in the way between you and the girl you liked.

Obviously you deepen your relationship post-factum.

>> No.14921128

Would you kiss a cockroach if you knew it has a chance to transform into a qt loli cockroach girl?

>> No.14921137

Yes, as long as I get to keep her tied up in my basement afterwards.

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Of course, Devil Bugs are cute as hell.

>> No.14921165




>Basilisks who don't wear masks but instead fall into the "onee-san that never opens their eyes archetype"

Literally perfect.

>> No.14921167

No, just thinking where her mouth was makes me a little disgusted.

>> No.14921179

>Make basilisk onee-san mad
>She slowly opens her eyes and lances you a glare, reminding you that you shouldn't mess with her

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There's no time to explain, take this!

>> No.14921191

No, it's too smelly! I can't!

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>> No.14921195

It would make for more interesting and complex relationships if MGs could at least see you as a human being before actually seeing you as a man.

Like, before the usual "rape on first sight" you actually get to have some character development before she starts lusting for your dick.

>> No.14921196

Thanks Doc.

>> No.14921208
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>You're in the market for your first house
>You find the perfect one, but there's a catch!
>You have to marry the lonely christmas cake realtor, an MG!


Do you make the deal?

>> No.14921226

Does the marriage bring down the price, or is it just a package deal with the house?
Regardless, I wouldn't even read the terms and conditions, and just sign the second I saw her. I hope our neighbors are heavy sleepers.

>> No.14921227

>Cheshire Cat
no thanks

>> No.14921239

>Cheistmas Cake
This is two of my weaknesses in one, that woman's getting kittens.

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>> No.14921257

Jackalope girl when?
Fearsome critter series when?

>> No.14921264
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Keikaku Doori

>> No.14921265
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>The Chief God

I guess she finally realized the only way to beat the Demon Lord is to outfuck her. You can all now refer to me as Pope Paladin the Awesome, father of ten thousand archangels, and top bullier of the smelly neet Deruella!

>> No.14921268

>christmas cake
Double trash

>> No.14921275

>christmas cake
how is it possible to have taste so shit?

>> No.14921281

Sabbath please go and take your flat goat with you.

>> No.14921291

I, uh... Is she the staderd Hellhound or can she please be a nerdy one. I can live with the fact that she is dominant either way.

>> No.14921292

>CC Alice

Wouldn't that make her a cupcake? Also, this is cute as fuck.

>> No.14921293

Can I take the flat goat with me

>> No.14921296

I-I don't want to marry the rules, Anon.

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>> No.14921302

>Christmas Cake
Why don't you make like a Lilim and go fuck yourself.

>> No.14921317

>Christmas cake Prisoner fruit

So I have to marry a fruit cake? Ok

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fine, just leaves more better goat for the people with taste.

>> No.14921334

Satyros would be the best Christmas Cakes.

>> No.14921356

Agreed, she looks like the ighschool sensei type already, the obsession with booze helps too.

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I feel the need... FOR SPEED!

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Baphomet is literally objectively better.

>> No.14921392

You know, for as awesome as I think Satyross is, I have to agree with this anon >>14921371. You'll be hard pressed to find something better than a big, tall, busty Baphomet with confidence and power in spades.

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I want both, the best threesomes are the ones with an imouto and onee-san.

>> No.14921399

>Chochin Obake


>> No.14921407

>Gyoubu Danuki
So a Tanuki.
Fuck yeah I'll take that deal.

>> No.14921410

Hortensia Hornblower, let me partake of your nectar!

>> No.14921413

This is a beach house, then? Good. I love sunbathing and diving.

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>> No.14921494

I want to use a nose hook on my Kobold daughteru, put her in a latex bitchsuit, and call her my cum-piggy!

Then I'm going to cuddle the fuck out of her and tell I love her!

>> No.14921498

Fatherly love takes many forms. We must be understanding of our Austrian brethren.

>> No.14921506

>Kesaran Pasaran
Not my first pick but I'd go with her.

>> No.14921507

Touch fuzzy get dizzy!

>> No.14921512

Eh, I guess.

>> No.14921513

I'm not Austrian or anything anon, please take your pig-dog meme somewhere else.

I do love her though, I love her a lot!

>> No.14921525

I guess, although I wonder if she's got CC proportions despite being so small.

>> No.14921532

Somehow I don't believe you.

>> No.14921566

The thought only occurred to me once the post was written, and I thought people wouldn't notice.

>> No.14921570

Would you call it a Freudian slip?

>> No.14921575

No, not really. just an unfortunate coincidence!

>> No.14921580

Almost makes you want to curse the thunder-weather, doesn't it?

>> No.14921590

Maybe just a little?

>> No.14921594

And maybe enjoy some sauerkraut and lick a P'Orc's feet?

>> No.14921605

No, none of that. The only feet I lick are my Kobold daughteru's or my Kobold waifu's when I want to make them whine and squirm!

>> No.14921611

If you say so Fritz.

>> No.14921617

I'm not sure who that is.

>> No.14921636

You, Hans.

>> No.14921643

Please stop this anon, you're confusing me!

>> No.14921647
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How magical is your waifu?

>> No.14921650

You know where this is going, Johann.

>> No.14921651

>Dice say Kephri
Not very, although that doesn't matter to me.

>> No.14921654

Unless you call me by my right name, I'm going to stop taking to you anon.

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So poorly described by KC that her powers are almost limitless in bed.

>> No.14921658

She's pretty powerful from the profile.

>> No.14921662

But still vulnerable to the whacking stick.

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She beat Death in a game of chess.

>> No.14921667

Hey anons, its that one guy Klaus. Its been awhile has it? Sorry for the delay on some stories. I've literally been working 8 days straight. 9 tomorrow! However, after that I get 2 days off, and am working on a short one shot about a ghost. After that, I WILL finish the second chapter of my Gladiators saga. Thanks for your patience, and I'll see you all soon.

>> No.14921670

That's not much of accomplishment.
This has been Public Service Announcement. We return to our regularly schedules programming, and out feature presentation "Who Framed Rosie Rabbit?"

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>> No.14921689

You make some very good points, especially for rape being a tool to eliminate the whole pick-up/flirting hassle you usually have to go through in order to start a relationship

Monster girls really are masters of seduction

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She has flames coming from her eyes, so fairly magical.

>> No.14921722


>mfw a hellhound has more chest hair than I

>> No.14921731

same desu senpai

>> No.14921733

Having a girl play with your chest hair is the best!

>> No.14921745

Yes, all I have is chest acne.

>> No.14921754
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Hey, sorry to ask but can someone post a link to the yandere crow tengu librarian story?

and maybe some others as well please

>> No.14921755

She has more than me and my body hair is pretty heavy.

Still though, resting on her chest and taking a nice sniff of her hair would be pretty nice.

>> No.14921758

You think that's bad? I got a pimple down there and tried to pop it like an idiot and then it got all irritated and now it looks like I've got herpes.

>> No.14921764

aww jeez

It's not like anybody is going to see it though, right?

>> No.14921765


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I see it every time I take a piss. I feel every time I fap.
I know you should just leave the damn things alone but I never do. I never learn.

>> No.14921787


Thank you!

>> No.14921792

>I feel every time I fap.
Why, though? Why would you fap with an injured willy?

>> No.14921805

It's not really injured, and the spot doesn't affect anything, it's just gross.

>> No.14921813

>The fucking Demon Lord

I... I am unready...

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Around Elves, watch yourselves.

>> No.14921826

I want to smell Rachne's hair. Purple is my favorite aroma.

>> No.14921833

Link, no. Bad!

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You bully them, you don't watch yourself around them, what are you some kind of pussy?
>Case in point I met this elf six months ago and I bullied her so badly I impregnated her!
>Look at how happy and content she is thinking I'll take responsibility!
>Look at her and laugh!
>I'm kidding I'll totally take responsibility. What kind of heartless bastard do you take me for?

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You're okay, anon.

>> No.14921869

What the fuck is up with Japan?
Why do so many artists draw 10/10 girls and then go "Hey know what would make this better? NTR, gangbangs, a giant dildo up the guy's ass and maybe a little scat for good measure."?

>> No.14921870

Why, the elves I live around are extremely friendly and very helpful. Plus all they do is cuddle with me and ask me to massage their ears, which I do both of those because they said please which is very polite of them to.

>> No.14921880

Because artistic ability is a mental illness. The more technically proficient the artist is, the more absurd their fetishes become.

>> No.14921881

It's the radiation. The Americans already nuked them twice in a row and then earthquakes and tsunamis keep messing with their nuclear plants.

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>> No.14921889

The Skeleton is in dire need of redesign.

>> No.14921892

Kinda spooky, but okay.

>> No.14921896

They actually keep all of the more vanilla and loving works to themselves, we do not deserve the chance to view their true masterpieces.

>> No.14921899
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Fuck you
NTR is the best
He will POO in you for talking shit about him

>> No.14921902

Skeletons are great!
You can heal them, love them, bully them and so much more

It's too sad that most of the undead get ignored because of Wight and Lich

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Skeleton a cute. CUTE.

>> No.14921945

>reading Fate of Empires
>live in a country that shows all signs of being in decline, badly
Please save us Sexy Overlords!

>> No.14921962

>In the ads for that new movie 'London Has Fallen' the MC is talking to the terrorists about them and America
>Says something like 'You're just one man, in 1,000 years we'll still be here
I laugh every time because we might not even last to the end of the decade.

>> No.14921974

Speaking of, is it me or has /mgt/ activity really declined over time? I mean, I used to remember 4000, 5000 count threads. Now threads are 2000-3000.

>> No.14921977

There's the rest of /jp/ to consider you know.

>> No.14921985

Those massive threads were only right after the exodus, I'll agree things might be getting slower as of late but you can't really compare it to those early threads.

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I'm sure something can be arranged.

>> No.14921991

2000-3000 has been the average for the longest time now. Someone says this shit every other week.

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>you will never humiliate your big tiddied Hellhound onee-san by having her dress up as a Holstaur
>you will never plow her from behind as she's hooked up to a breast milking machine
>she will never pay you back by riding your pelvis ragged and forcing a nipple into your mouth

>> No.14922006

what is the "exodus"?

>> No.14922012

Monster girls getting kicked out of /a/, that happened a long time ago though.

>> No.14922014

You seriously aren't aware of our past life on /a/?

>> No.14922018

C-can I post the Waterworld stuff now?

>> No.14922020

That was late 2014... it is possible that at least one person joined the thread in the last 1.5 years.

>> No.14922022

I guess.

>> No.14922023

Have only been browsing this thread for like 2 months, usually only hang around vg or tg. This is just a guilty pleasure i got into rather recently. Mind explaining more or would it not be worth the effort?

>> No.14922024

T'is how we got you
Did you actually believe we all just materialized here? Out of thin air?

>> No.14922025

We've all seen it, and if they haven't then seriously how new can they be?

>> No.14922033
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I'd rather she gave me a nursing handjob while dressed as a Holst but plowing her from behind and spanking her sounds good too.

>> No.14922036
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Behold, my son!

>> No.14922037

Just lurk. The discussion will come up by organic means.

>> No.14922042

>I'm on this three times
Jesus fucking Christ.

>> No.14922046

Sorry, was just getting a bit curious.

This actually answers about every question i was thinking of asking. Holy shit

>> No.14922048

Needs more puns

>> No.14922050

>This actually answers about every question
There's six more but I think we can wrap it up.

>> No.14922062

Finally some goddam feedback. Thank you so much. I'll get on fixing those errors tonight since I was planning on starting Ch2.

Although, what pitfalls are you talking about? I hate to ask for more after such an exhaustive critique, but I'd like to avoid them in later chapters and ignorance seems like a good way to ensure I hit them all.

>> No.14922073

>Christmas Cake
My mind's telling me yes, and my body is also telling me yes.

>> No.14922074


Left or right?

>> No.14922077

You have good taste anon.

>> No.14922079

Cake Sahuagin

I feel like I'm gonna end up giving her backrubs after a very long day of spearfishing.

Honestly this isn't any different from what I do for my own family, including laundry and everything else.

>> No.14922082

Right. I'm kinda thirsty.

>> No.14922083

Left my friend. Left!

>> No.14922084

>It's been almost two years since the exodus.
>I started browsing these threads in late 2013
Holy shit, how much of my life have I sunk into these threads?
Worth it.

>> No.14922086

>Sheep of Cow
is there a both option?
I'm taking the both option

>> No.14922088

My brother.

>> No.14922089


>> No.14922092

You and me both. Even if all my time here has amounted to little more than the birth of memes.

>> No.14922095

>humiliating your onee-san
Shame on you

>> No.14922099

Mutton is better than beef

>> No.14922103
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Some have it coming, though

>> No.14922105
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>> No.14922113

That man is very wise.
He should be careful not to let her get addicted though.

>> No.14922129

Right is the only right option.

>> No.14922156
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Anon! You've just moved to MGC, and your next door neighbour immediately hits on you. However, she is also of a species you would never waifu and you want to turn her down.

You can't actually tell her this though, since racism is illegal under penalty of alpification. You also can't lie about being in a relationship because she can smell the lack of MG and/or dark energy on you.

What excuse could you possibly use? If you don't give her a good reason, she'll think she still has a shot with you and interrupt you whenever you try bring a date home. But if you're too mean, she could do the same out of spite.

To findout who it is, roll


If you get an MG you'd be willing to waifu, you must reroll until you get one you wouldn't.

So, anon? What's your excuse?

>> No.14922164

Multiple personalities are too much for me to handle.

>> No.14922169

I'd have to tell her I'm severely allergic to mushrooms and can't be around them sadly.

>> No.14922176

I'm a lonely and pathetic man who would cling to the first monster girl to show interest in me.

Even the Siths, Matango and Alp.

>> No.14922181

>You can't actually tell her this though, since racism is illegal under penalty of alpification.

I like alps and that sounds dumb.

>> No.14922192

>Dark Matter

>> No.14922195

You weren't fast-thinking enough to actually come up with an excuse? Enjoy your new waifu(s)!

She says she understands and slinks back to her apartment with a sigh.

Great, you get to BE the Alp! (And many Western countries have clauses that make racism implicitly illegal under anti-discrimination or anti-hatespeech laws, so it could happen in an MGC near YOU!)

>> No.14922197

>Tfw you've reached that loneliness threshold that you'd probably do this too
Damn it Anonymous

>> No.14922198


That doesn't sound too bad

>> No.14922202

Now I feel bad She's a cute looking matango, but I don't to end up a mindless husk. is their anything that can cure that and make so I could hang around her and not be mushroomed, like a magical potion or artifact of sorts?

>> No.14922203

I'm willing to bet a vast majority of anons in this thread would jump at the chance to have any waifu at all.

>> No.14922205

You know what anon? Fuck you, I'm just going to pull my dick out and start stroking it and see what she does.

>> No.14922206

>He doesn't like hatfish
[Judging Intensifies]

>> No.14922208


I would make everything so shiny and clean that even a Kiki would be ashamed.

>> No.14922209

But that is my excuse. I'm not responsible enough to handle all those personalities.

>> No.14922213

I just rolled her anon.

And I just realized I broke the rules of the game by accident.

>> No.14922218

The girl we'd end up with would probably be just as lonely too. God help me, the thought of falling to sleep hugging a cait-sith is actually kind of appealing.

>> No.14922220

No no shhh shhh
You didn't break anything. Because you don'[t like Merrows, right? You despise them
Right? RIGHT? Wink wink nudge nudge

>> No.14922226

Shut the door in her face and immediately move out.

>> No.14922233

Alp pls go

>> No.14922236
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What a bully.

>> No.14922241

Yes, I really hate big breasted lusty Merrows.
Oh curse my incredibly bad luck to be cornered by one. I really hope be does not roughly take me to bed and make me feel pleasure like I'd never felt before.

That would not be great and I hope it does not happen. Wink

>> No.14922242

>"Sorry, but my job makes it so I'm rarely ever home, and where 'home' is often changes several times a year. So I can't exactly hold down anything resembling a relationship right now."
>"...Also, I don't like cheese."

>TFW all of the above is actually true.

>> No.14922246
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Stop right there criminal scum! Nobody breaks the law on our watch! Now pay your fine or it's off to MGC Jail.

>> No.14922253
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W-What is a 'date'?

>> No.14922255

The one with the Minotaur/Oni/Jinko gaurds?

>> No.14922258

I guess the jig is up, my friend. It seems someone called >>14922246
I guess now we're going to have to pay the fine of POCKET SAND

>> No.14922265

"I don't taste good. I swear"

>> No.14922268

Well, notice how we're sitting in this coffee shop, enjoying eachother's company and munching on those cinnamon buns that you like?

Some people would call this a date.

>> No.14922269


Sorry I'm into big girls

>> No.14922270

Holstaur forever and always, that is if I can't have both.
That took quite a few rerolls since there's really only a few I wouldn't waifu.
God I don't even want to read the profile to find something I can use, guess I could tell it that the girl its infesting doesn't fit my tastes while I look for anything not shit.

>> No.14922272

Basically a big raisin.

>> No.14922275

Well imagine trying to get a man. Without raping or use magic to to make him have sex with you.
The next step is to go somewhere nice and... You know what, I'll just show you.
And remember, no rape.

>> No.14922276


>> No.14922277
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No, the one with the Ushi-Oni prisoners and the Unicorn gang.


>> No.14922285

A type of plant-based food, often found in Mediterranean/near tropical climates. Quite good as the flavoring in a milkshake, actually.

Or an event where two EQUAL individuals go and have EQUAL amounts of fun as HUMANS are capable of doing when not being CORRUPTED by UNNECESSARY HOSTILE ACTIONS. Generally, the environment of the date is less important than the sentiment behind it, as it is effectively the human form of courtship and therefore a way to get to know and spend time with a prospective lover and NOT to FORCIBLY MELT THEIR MIND WITH AHEGAO-LEVEL SEXING. Unless that's the theme of the date, in which case go nuts!

Just don't forget that when it comes right down to it, any date that ends with rape is a failure. Wait until after marriage for that sort of thing, or you'll break protocol.

>> No.14922290


>> No.14922292

Something shitty and awkward. Now do you have some quests for me or not?

>> No.14922297

I don't like Lolis in a sexual way, and Baphomets are the worst Lolis because they try to force you to be a Lolicon.
If she had an adult body and mindset I'd consider it.

>> No.14922304

When two people go do something fun and non-sexual to learn more about each other in a romantic sense.
It can turn sexual at the end if the two people love each other enough though.

>> No.14922331

What could that poor, innocent yeti have done to warrant the long arm or long ears of the law?

>> No.14922350

Could be worse I suppose.

>> No.14922353

>not wanting to marry certain types is racism
>forced to become a monstergirl/rape is allowed here
I think we should just bomb this third world country masquerading as a first world city, but onto the question as it stands
I'd just say she's not my type and go on merrily living alone, occasionally pausing to wonder just what level of brain damage made me move here in the first place. Even if she rapes me she can't force me to love her, I'd just leave the first chance I got.

>> No.14922359 [SPOILER] 
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Too spooked! Can't move!

>> No.14922365

>Image not found
Well, fuck

>> No.14922371

What is love?

>> No.14922373

>Vampire Mosquito
I would say that I either have A) Depression B) High Blood Pressure) C)Very thin blood or D) All of the above.

>> No.14922378

baby don't hurt me
don't hurt me
no more

>> No.14922390

[Late 80's Early 90's Techno Sounds]

>> No.14922394

I want to teach a Lilim what love is.

>> No.14922405

>Sea Bishop

I actually have a good excuse here already - a terminal fear of large bodies of water, especially the ocean. The closest I'm willing to get is the shore, and I can't even sleep near anything of any real volume.

I wish I was making this up.

>> No.14922419

Are you going to tell her that you're never going to give her up and you're never going to let her down

>> No.14922422

>Cheshire Cat

Honestly if this is the situation and thats the culprit, I think I would just try to move somewhere else. I don't want to deal with this teleporty bullshittery.

>> No.14922426
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MGC is still accosted by Serial Yeti.

Everyone is a suspect at this point.

>> No.14922431

>Dark Slime
>Dark Slime

I think I got a yandere on my hands.

>> No.14922434

I bet yeti scarves are imbued with magical powers.

>> No.14922444

Like extra comfieness? Accidental monsterization?

>> No.14922450


Just a suspect?

Sounds like a boring game of Paranoia.

>> No.14922451

That's what you get for rerolling.
Now enjoy your lovely melty monster neighbour.

>> No.14922454

Magical warmth aura and secret sentai powers that only the true owner can unlock.

>> No.14922465

But what if she gets off on being hurt?

>> No.14922466

I dunno she probably seems like the sort to steal from her mom's wallet.
So no, I guess I'll find a different house.

>> No.14922467

Cute Yeti. Would allow assault

>> No.14922483

Oh please, the serial hugger is just an excuse to cover up all the roving bands of Paladins killing innocent monstergirls.

>> No.14922488

What is best 'dere'? And why is it slightly haughty mayadere?

>> No.14922489

I want a gf who won't rape.

>> No.14922490

I'm starting to think this anon is actually the Hugginator. You can't hide your identity from me you fiend!

>> No.14922491

I have to marry this incredibly comfy, cozy and cuddly christmas cake.

It's not even a matter of the roll.

It's just something I must do.


Also, how the hell was she not married sooner?

>> No.14922495

Sadism/Masochism and Love aren't mutually exclusive anon. I can punish that fat ass of hers and talk down to her as much as she wants.
I'll still give her aftercare and cuddles though.

>> No.14922499

Teasing, light-hearted and humorous deredere.

>> No.14922503

It's either that or "Incredibly loving and caring once she opens up" cuddlebug Himedere.

>> No.14922508

Well, alright. Not my first pick, but pretty good. Could have done a lot worse. Together, we'll be the number wan couple on the street.

>> No.14922517

Naive and innocent dumbdere.

>> No.14922518

I like mayadere, bakadere and deredere.

>> No.14922520

Slightly creepy yet undeniably honest, intensely loving and utterly loyal yandere.

>> No.14922523

>Chief God
Worst. Neighbor. Ever. I'll just freaking alp, this close to the chief god I'll become a cute angel or something.

>> No.14922526

Shy, slightly yan, deredere. Preferably matched with a monoeye or elf.

>> No.14922528

I hope my waifu will like my bad puns and dad jokes.

>> No.14922536

I hope she likes coming over to my house while I'm wearing my horse head mask and covered in glue yelling "I'm covered in your grandmother!"

>> No.14922538

But what if you tapped into her fetish?

>> No.14922539

I want to live with you.
Not in you...or use you as furniture, eating utensils, or anything that isn't a wife or girlfriend.

>> No.14922546

Then I'll tie her down while she watches me use that haughty elf cop as my own personal onahole. While maintaining eye contact with her the whole time.

>> No.14922549


>> No.14922551

What is that's also her fetish?

>> No.14922554

Then I'll marry the elf cop and keep the horse bitch as my personal ride, forever ruining her for marriage!

>> No.14922564

You're just falling into her trap. That was what she wanted all along!

>> No.14922596

Well it's what I wanted too so maybe we were just destined for each other.

>> No.14922613
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Going with the ole

>The killer wants to be caught!

Gig aye?

See, that's just paranoia on your part.

I'd totally open a "Pally's" Restaurant in MGC and make it like that one medieval restaurant in Cable Guy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pmk4Tl7PKAY

Of course MGs would be welcome.

>> No.14922631

Would there be centaur jousting?

>> No.14922637

Please anon, there has been a significant increase in murders by Paladins by over 40%. You have to be crazy not to see the facts.

>> No.14922640


Also that place is fucking real. Like, really real. http://www.medievaltimes.com/

>> No.14922647

Ive been to the one in Toronto before. Shit was fun, eating lamb and huge ass turkey legs while watching motherfuckers jousting is awesome.

>> No.14922650

I've been to one of those a couple times. They're great. They actually light up your section with the knight you're meant to cheer if your section's default knight bites it.
Imagine that but with Monstergirls. Hopefully no rape though, that would put a damper on my appetite.

>> No.14922654

Would there be a brave, jousting unicorn who is fighting for love and peace?

>> No.14922669
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>Unicorn White Knight
>Bicorn Black Knight
>Already have proper corresponding color schemes

This shit would be amazing.

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>> No.14922673

Doubtful, since all the knights are fighting for the hand of the princess.

>> No.14922675

Wendigo a cute little flesh devouring horror!

>> No.14922692

That it would

Well, she's frighting for the hand of the prince!
His name is Thomas and he works in accounting.

>> No.14922693

Please zombies are the cutest lil flesh eating horrors, even Stevie Wonder can see that.

>> No.14922709

Did the artist just take a screenshot of his computer monitor?

>> No.14922712

>centaur jousting
>they're fighting for the 'hand' of the birthday boy in their respective seats/cheering section
>almost every time it's a shota being courted by some unicorn

>> No.14922717

It's from his 3DS, so I guess.

>> No.14922723

To be fair, I don't like centaurs, or unicorns, but if one were to fight for me and win in a jousting tournament I would totally be down to fuck and impregnate her.

>> No.14922726
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>Unicorn always wins when Shota is at stake
>Even when it's the Bicorn's time to win a round

Unicorn's wouldn't fuck around with shota at stake. Ha, wouldn't fuck around, I keel myself sometimes.

>> No.14922728

They're going to wander over to you and lightly nibble you while going for hugs.

>> No.14922740


>> No.14922743
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>"So this is a date, huh.."

>"Its.. not bad."

>> No.14922745

>that spoiler
They better stop biting if they know what's good for them. Otherwise I can't be held responsible for pinning all of them down in a mating press and filling them all to the brim!

>> No.14922746

Deruella is the cutest and no-one can convince me otherwise.

>> No.14922749

Yeah well she is my waifu so hands off!

>> No.14922750

But Anon!
Then they'll be moaning sweetly instead of fearsomely, rubbing their cumstuffed bellies with vacant, yet satisfied, looks on their faces.

>> No.14922752

I'll fucking fight you.

>> No.14922753

Cute! Cuuuuttteee!

>> No.14922755

Oh it's on! We'll settle this like real men! Cooking match! You and me!

>> No.14922758

Well shit, they got me, especially if they nibble the ears.

Holy shit, that's cute.

>> No.14922759


druela sitting on the judges table blushing that people are fighting for her non-rape love

>> No.14922760
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>You will never hold Druella's hand under the table
Why even live.

>> No.14922765

I want to go crazy after chasing a Wendigo and live inside her coat's pocket dimension for the rest of my life

>> No.14922767

That they will.

>> No.14922780





Wonderland Wendingo?

>> No.14922783

Truly a liege worth serving

>> No.14922787

... Eh. Wonderland tends to be more, "lol-so-randum" or "SEXSEXSEXSEX". Doesn't really fit shy girls, with the possible exception of the Dormouse. And maybe the Jabberwock.

Sleepy Wendigo?

>> No.14922788

I want this so badly. To look her in the eyes and talk about our likes and dislikes, to hold hands and show up the lonely monoeye waitress, and feel her foot slowly jerk me off under the table.

>> No.14922790

Twenty hours later response; New pen name isn't the problem, problem is managing to get in contact with people I've burned the bridges with, tried to rebuild, and then burned again to get the content hosted.

>> No.14922795

Kuudere, slightly tomboyish personality but with a very girlishly romantic heart underneath.

Cool beauty types are the best.

>> No.14922796
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Sleepy Wendigos get piggyback rides

>> No.14922801

What if...Wonderland Centaur soon fellow STALKERs!

>> No.14922806

>MGs in casual situations

My fetish

>> No.14922807

I want to help my Kuudere, slightly tomboyish, childhood friend Mantis by giving her a piggyback ride when she hurts her ankle protecting me from those rough looking delinquents from school!

>> No.14922808

I want Druella to secretly have really poor interpersonal skills. All that corrupting and all that grand talk was just a front, and she retreated to her bedroom and hyperventilated because of how nervous it made her.
Then she's finally on a date and the first thing she blurts out is something like "S-so what kind of anime do you like?"

>> No.14922812

Druella spilling spaghetti while talking to anon when?

>> No.14922815
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>"I'm going to study the forbidden arts of Necromancy, Anon-senpai! Wish me luck!"

>> No.14922816
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only the tip on the first date

>> No.14922819

fucking amazing

never stop

>> No.14922820
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i love thread druella because of this

>> No.14922821

Too fucking adorable. I demand more.

>> No.14922822

Can I help? Maybe we can bring back the greats; Freddie Mercury, David Bowie, and Macho Man Randy Savage.

>> No.14922826

Good luck student-chan!

I'm sure you've got a knack for it!

>> No.14922831

Please don't accidentally hurt yourself! I don't want to lose you!

>> No.14922833

The third date is a full finger lock

>> No.14922835

Yes, yes let the cute flow through you

>> No.14922836
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Hello Charlie Kelly here, local business owner, and Cheshire enthusiast!

Is your Cheshire making too much noise all the time?

Is your Cheshire constantly stomping around, Driving you crazy!?

*cuts to Cheshire teleporting around making a racket*

Is your Cheshire clawing at your furnitures?

Think there's no answer? You're so stupid! There is!

Kitten Mittens!

Finally, there's an elegant comfortable mitten for Cheshires!

*cuts to Cheshire stumbling around and teleporting quietly before falling over and bumping her head*

I couldn't hear anything!

Is your Cheshire one legged? Is your Cheshire chubby, skinny or an in between?

That doesn't matter, because one size fits all!

Kitten mittens, you'll be smitten

So come down to Patties Pub! We're the home of the original Kitten Mittens. Meeeeeeoooooowwwwwww!

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>> No.14922839

Flustered Deruella is the cutest!
I want to cuddle her!

>> No.14922841

>she tries to play it cool, saying "it was nothing" and "I could just fine, you know..."
>she blushes and turns away every time to try to turn your head and look at her
>over the course of the trip she starts squeezing your chest and nuzzling your shoulder

Oh sweet jesus

>> No.14922842

You are doing the lord's work anon.

>> No.14922843

Well good luck, Tell me if you need help with anything. And I do mean Anything.

>the finger aren’t even intertwined
Let’s fix that shall we? We're a lewd bastard.

>> No.14922845

Grab her hand because we are lewd like that.

>> No.14922847

Ooooh studentchan!
Time for head pats!

>> No.14922849

>You will never "accidentally" drop your monster condom that you use for your magnum dong in front of a monster girl

>> No.14922850

Just as planned.

>> No.14922853

You need to get disciplined I see... Time for head-pats.

>> No.14922857


>> No.14922862

could walk just fine*
Dropped a word. Disgraceful.

You claim to be Charlie Kelly but my brain defaults to Anthony Sullivan for the voice.

>> No.14922864

Why stop there? Once she starts blushing like mad, give her headpats and eskimo kisses too.
In the privacy of one of your homes of course, there might be children around.

>> No.14922865

What would she do if I was shirtless because I had to use it to wrap up her ankle? What would she also do when I get to her house and have to help her into the bath because no ones there to help her?

>> No.14922866 [SPOILER] 
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Macho Man is the ultimate Monster Girl/Waifu

>> No.14922867

Yeah, 'oops'. You've become a Lich, student-chan. You fucked up bad.

>> No.14922868

What happened?!
Please don't leave me...

>> No.14922870

I want to become a sage who fasts for several hundred years!
I want to become powerful enough to powder mountains with a glare!
I want to become a force of nature that terrifies even Speedwagon!
I want to spend the sum total of my entire power on forcing Druella and an Orderite into a geas!
I want the geas to not only make them act civilly and peacefully towards one another, but slowly develop actual romantic feelings!
I want them to start going on increasingly spaghetti-filled dates due to their inexperience dealing with the opposite side!
I want the inevitable wedding to unite the Order and the Demon Lord in a stable coexistence similar to that of Zipangu!

And above all else I want the drugs to keep me from waking up!
I don't want the dream to end...

>> No.14922873

How could you read the kitten mittens ad in anything but charlie's voice?


>> No.14922875

It's okay student-chan, I'll still hold you close in the library even though I know it doesn't actually help you think better in my lap.

>> No.14922879

too bad you'll never have any of that, not even the last part.

>> No.14922885
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>"isnt this going a little too fast, anon?"

>> No.14922893

Who would the MG equivalent of Randy Savage be? I think she would be a muscluar Werecat.

>> No.14922897

So Anons, you remember battle bots?

What would a golem version look like?

>> No.14922901

Maybe your right. Perhaps a nice simple walk though a park and getting to know each other would be better.

>> No.14922902

alright lets take it down a notch lets go at her pace

>> No.14922904

But I love you!

>> No.14922905

Not at all!
The night may end with a kissu

>> No.14922906

Fine, fine. We can slow down if you REALLY want to. But you'll have to ask nicely if you want to do it later.

>> No.14922910

That's half the point.

A "little" too fast is just fast enough; it gets the embarrassment going while not fast-forwarding to the end. And the embarrassment is actually crucial - it causes a natural lowering of guard, allowing a certain amount of insight between the parties and making it easier to get past further embarrassment in the future.

Or something like that.

>> No.14922914

Time to play it at her pace. Don't stop holding her pinkie finger though.

>> No.14922915

But you're so cute. I just want to be close to you.
If you're not comfortable with it though, I won't push it.

>> No.14922917

She's right, you know.

Are we savages, or are we GENTLEMEN?

>> No.14922918

You want to slow down? After I just chugged this concoction of manticore, arachne, and oomukade venom mixed with moth dust and raging mushrooms?

>> No.14922922

I-I want to touch your ears!

>> No.14922930

You act like we can't be both if we found a cigar.

>> No.14922931

The only male Demon Lord

>> No.14922932

She's getting a dick in her plump ass first.

>> No.14922934

Fine, lets order one of those drinks with the couples straws and gaze into each other's eyes. That much is fine right?

>> No.14922942

I like to think Randy Savage is ruling hell right now since he died like a day before Quetzocoatl was supposed to come over and wreck shit. It was Macho Man who saved us all from certain doom.

>> No.14922944

Treat her like a lady! Walks in the park! Giving her your coat to keep warm!

>> No.14922950

Buy her a big hat and a new petticoat at the autumn fair and take her horseback riding you pleb.

>> No.14922951

...We're about to get slapped, aren't we?

>> No.14922957

Anon be a gentleman or I'll be forced to fight you, it's my job.

>> No.14922958

We can still salvage this!

>> No.14922964

I want to friend zone her.

>> No.14922969


>> No.14922973

>Treat her like a lady!
You mean like rimming her before shoving your cock up her ass?

>> No.14922974

And that is why he is our true one lord and savior. He is the God-Emperor before his time was realized.

>> No.14922984

So are you going to rape me or not

>> No.14922985

It's way too early for that anon!
I want to have loving cuddlesex with Deruella while holding her hands, under the covers, with the lights off.
But only once she's ready for that.

>> No.14922992

This is how humans do it.

>> No.14922993

Lame. I'd rather buy her her first ice cream cone and hold her close as we ride a ferris wheel together.

>> No.14922996

He's obviously talking using scented lube to fuck her ass after you've tied her up and spanked her for all of her misdeeds.

>> No.14923004
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I want to be her daki and watch her sleeping face. I think I'd die if she said my name in her sleep.

>> No.14923006
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>"H-how do I know you're actually into m-me and not just here for something to brag about later?"

>> No.14923007

Rasslor but female.

>> No.14923012

Because I fell in love with you the day you razed my village to the ground and corrupted my parents. Dad's still upset you turned mom into a centaur however.

>> No.14923013

Because I want to do things to you that I don't think either of us will ever be comfortable telling other people about.

>> No.14923017

Because that implies I haven't bought her a ring for when we eventually get married.

>> No.14923018

The only bragging I'll be doing is about how cute my girlfriend is.
And I understand what being lonely feels like and I don't want that.
Did I mention I think you're cute? Because I think you're cute. I'm blushing aren't I?

>> No.14923022

How could I not be into you? You're beautiful and want to spread the joy of monster/human relations throughout the land, if anything you're too good for me.

>> No.14923023

Horrifying. Many a waifu would be burned, torn apart, smashed, whipped or flipped over so they can't move.


Put a stop to illegal combat sports and monster exploitation today by making a small donation of just one gold piece a day.

You can make a difference in a young golem's life if you just take the pledge and sponsor one of the many golems living in conflict zones right now.


>> No.14923027

I suppose you'll just have to find out over the next dozen dates~

>> No.14923028

Girl you are like, royalty or something among other girls, I'm the one who should ask why in the fuck I'm here.

>> No.14923029

Because she has a pure heart and it's a tragedy that no one else can appreciate the true qualities of her soul!

When do we reveal the wedding ring to her?

>> No.14923031

We can do something you want to do? Would that make you feel better?
We don't need to do it. We ould allways have more dates.

>> No.14923034

because I want to be happy and I feel like I can by being with you

>> No.14923036

Anon no, it's too soon! This is her first ever date!

>> No.14923042

But I am. I'll even kiss you if you want.

>> No.14923045

I want to adopt a child soldier MG and help her through the good times and the bad, being the best parent I can be and the parental figure she needs to succeed in life.
>tfw I'll never hold my adopted daughteru while she goes through her first Fourth of July because she mistook the fireworks for gunfire and came into my bed screaming and crying

>> No.14923054

True. What can we offer to her to show that we care about her completely?

>> No.14923058


>> No.14923060

A copy of your house key maybe? It's a serious sign of trust to give a monstergirl the keys to your house.

>> No.14923064


>> No.14923065

Oh, that works well. I like it.

Give her a copy of the house keys, by slipping them straight from your hands to hers. Ask if she wants to move in!

>> No.14923073

>not encouraging her adorable little memes
>not making her into the perfect killing machine to end pointless wars
>not tearing the demon lord apart with your bare hands
>not being very in touch with your inner child

Step it up son.

>> No.14923082

>a heavy book falls off of your bookshelf, makes a loud bang on the floor
>you look and see she's taken up a position by the doorway to the study with a combat knife in her teeth
>even after you calm her down, her tail is so bushy it takes half an hour of brushing to get it to go back to normal

>> No.14923095 [DELETED] 
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>"I-is there some place people usually go to do this? or.. do we just do it here.. on the table.."

>> No.14923099

>get a call from her school one day about her fighting another student
>she gets a two week suspension
>ask about what happened
>"Some demon girl was making fun of my ear being shot off, so I broke one of her horns in half!"
>you see how happy she looks and decide to punish her tomorrow instead

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>"I-is there some place people usually go to do this? or.. do we just do it here.. on the table..."

>> No.14923104

You're no pure maiden! I thought we had something special, but you're a slut just like the rest of them. I hate you!

>> No.14923105

Usually it's done at one of our homes, normally after a glass of wine or two and maybe a movie.

>> No.14923106

No, do it right here, at the table! Now kiss her cheek already!

>> No.14923108

My religion forbids it.

>> No.14923109

Why don't we go to your place, you'll probably be more comfortable in the safety of your own home.

>> No.14923110

A post so nice, you posted it twice.

>> No.14923112

Give her a key to our house and tell her we can do it anytime in there. But only for the sole purpose of procreation.

>> No.14923120
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I'm glad I posted that Druella.

>> No.14923123



>> No.14923124

well aren't we a bold one and no not here we can go to my place if you like

>> No.14923125

Here so everybody can see that I love you.

>> No.14923127

In the case of a dark mater, I don't think excuses would mean much. I'm just one massive mana bomb away from being hers, after all.

>> No.14923131

Well we usaly go to a more quiet plase.
But doing it on the table doesn't sound bad.
Yeah... The table doesn't sound bad at all...

>> No.14923132

Say what you want; but I like both Mari and Druella.

>> No.14923140

Now you posted a bad lilim. Fun is over.

>> No.14923142

Mari is a bland, generic steel donut character with little to no unique personality. Might as well that KC wrote her for her really typical character

>> No.14923146

>sending her off to school
>have to check her for crayon shivs and tic tac cyanide capsules
>won't get in the car until she's checked for IEDs
>always asks when you're getting tank treads added on
>flinches when you tell her you packed pineapple in her lunch
>she wraps the little scarf you got her into a headband to keep her hair back

God dammit we've gone from disability moe to straight up PTSD moe.

>> No.14923147
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Mari is fine too. I don't mind if I'd be her 1000th cock, I still would.

>> No.14923150

Can you feel it? The love of 100 anons?

Let's go to our secret place.

>> No.14923151

Kiss the cheek!
Don't be weak!

>> No.14923152

Put a hand on her cheek and wait until her hand is over yours.

Just a little kiss will do.

>> No.14923154

Mari is a whore

>> No.14923155

Someplace more quiet. How about your place? I'd like to see it.

>> No.14923156

>Mistaking fireworks for gunfire
How? They don't even sound remotely similar.

>> No.14923158

So what happens if I kiss her on the cheek?

>> No.14923167

Where's the imgur of her taking two dicks at once.

>> No.14923169

>try and meet ladies
>adopted soldieru always asks them crazy questions ranging from their favorite size of bullet to what they would do in certain scenarios
>every answer isn't good enough and doesn't want her daddy to "love someone who can't even watch his six"
>until one day you meet a Kikimora who was also a Russian paramilitary member
>lil soldieru likes her answers until she finds out the kikimora actually fought against her in her home country
>then they start fighting, cussing out each other in a foreign language you don't understand

>> No.14923172


>> No.14923175
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Tell me citizens, which would you prefer to see.

A Jinko doing this with like a 2-3 frame animation or a picture of a MG version of Medieval Times.

Hypothetical of course.

>> No.14923176

Who cares

>> No.14923178

MG Medieval times.

>> No.14923182

The jinko thing deserves more than just three frames of animation, so the latter.

>> No.14923185

Just do both. Just do them on your time. It doesn't matter if it takes two days or two months, JUST DO IT.

>> No.14923186

>This Druella poster

Anon's love of cute raised 10 times that day

>> No.14923188


>> No.14923192

A strong and sweaty Jinko doing that.

>> No.14923193

>a picture of a MG version of Medieval Times.
That one.

>> No.14923196

The Jinko, ready to pounce!

>> No.14923198

>MG version of Medieval Times.

I fucking love Medieval Times so I'd have to give it my vote.

>> No.14923199


>> No.14923201

literally Raiden meets Ocelot

From a distance the smaller loud ones can. It's a problem with real life veterans too.

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Gimme dat big-hipped Jinko

>> No.14923205

>afghan soldieru
>doesn't wear a hijab

This is not halal. She's practically asking to be raped.

>> No.14923207


>> No.14923208

>He doesnt recognize .less

>> No.14923209

Silly anon, boys wear the hijabs

>> No.14923213

Big booty jinko!

>> No.14923215
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I wish I could hate less to death

>> No.14923220

Wait.. The same .less people tell horror stories about?
The "Horrible of a person" .less?

>> No.14923222

If by people you mean one or two butthurt Anons yup.

>> No.14923223

You must be new here.

>> No.14923224

.less is an enigma.
He can be based one minute and terrible the next.

>> No.14923225

He used to be much worse. Other then pushing his angel OC he's been behaving lately.

>> No.14923227

Why yes? He kind of goes up and down the cool/faggot scale

>> No.14923228

He's actually a good guy when he doesn't have people hassling him into drawing stuff they know will rile up the thread. He's better with not letting himself get dragged into it these days than he used to be.

>> No.14923230

Thread is just tsuntsun

>> No.14923232
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The thing is, you can't trust him because this happens all the time with him, in one moment you want to praise him and the next one you want to hang him.

> one or two

>> No.14923235

No, just Tsunthulhu

>> No.14923236

This is the very definition of "meme hate".

It doesn't matter if a person is good or bad. If your reason for disliking them is "Oh, other people tell horror stories about them!" then you're objectively wrong, and need to learn how to form opinions for yourself.

>> No.14923237

I like where this is going. The cutest little rapebait fuckboy could be under your nose the entire time and you wouldn't even know. These mujahideen are the best thing that ever happened to us.

>> No.14923238

more like he doesn't draw anything except marin's lilim and his slut angel anymore

no, I just hate him. Not because of what he does or doesn't draw, but he's just a terrible person.

>> No.14923244


>> No.14923247
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>5 for Jinko
>5 For Medieval Times
>1 Faggot that said both

I was expecting Jinko to win by a landslide.

Guess the correct answer is neither.

>> No.14923249

Except in the case of Bob, Aftyn, Bollocks, etc that isn't meme hate that's legitimately earned hatred

>> No.14923250

Trying to make it obvious your setting is awesome and unique from the get-go. People want to infodump, with various degree of subtlety from the get-go, because to them the setting is the most important thing about the story, while readers care about the story as a whole. Writers trip over their own work when they do this, it's never pretty and nearly always reads awkwardly.

>> No.14923252

>he's just a terrible person
Now anon, you're going around making assumptions. Is that really what Mr. Rodgers wants you to do?

>> No.14923253
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You piece of shit

>> No.14923256

He brought the threads ire against himself, which makes me wonder if you guys have only browsed these threads for a few months.

>> No.14923263

no, that's still meme hate
your opinion on a person doesn't change what it is

I've had to deal with him in the past. It was awful - he lies non-stop about everything from how much something is to when it'll be done or even if he's even worked on it

>> No.14923268

Oh joy, the .less defense force is out today.

>> No.14923269

Stop creating needless drama. We're not a fucking wiki dedicated to free speech and killing monster girls.

>> No.14923274

It was hypothecally right? There is no need to be sad, right? Hold me

>> No.14923276

>How much I give a shit about Anons whining about people that give us things for fucking free

It's zero

>> No.14923277

No it's not meme hate

>> No.14923280
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>"So what do you sa-... e-eh?"

>> No.14923284


>> No.14923291

Hug her damn it!

>> No.14923292

Go in for the kill by whispering "I love you" in her ear!

>> No.14923293

It's not meme hate if you know exactly what they did, sure. Those guys have all done shitty stuff, though Bollocks isn't all bad. He's done some pretty nice stuff as of recently.
If you're a newbie, and you're just going "Haha lol Bob sucks rite?" then you might as well get a brain.

Maybe if you take the thread seriously, then that's a valid comment. less does dumb shit sometimes. He did a lot back then, and less now. That's all I care about.

>> No.14923294

And now you give her the ring

Vanilla shit with sex demons is the best.

>> No.14923295

was that just a little to bold on our part we may freak her out with that kiss

>> No.14923300

Kiss her ears! Give her house keys! Make her heart lighter than a feather made of dreams!

>> No.14923301

I regard you with mild caution, that said I don't hate you and cute shit you're making.

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>> No.14923307

THIS: >>14923300

>> No.14923308

Utterly defiled in public, this is some gnarly shit.

>> No.14923309

>He's done some nice stuff as of recently
Because rampant shitposting and being a big fat baby is totally nice

>> No.14923312

I'm going in for the hug.

>> No.14923314

Did you miss the most recent harpy story he did?
Fuck, I don't care about all the drama shit.

>> No.14923315

Time to attack her ears in public!

>> No.14923316
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Whisper her given name into her ear!

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i hope its alright now to make a reply,

i dont know who you are and i know theres alot of people that i made hate me before. in the old times of /mgt/, those were great times, the laugh, the hate, the drama. and the people who hated me because of commissions, i have no excuse to make but i was, and i think still am, a young artist learning about "being professional" and having good work ethics. i deserved all the ire i gained. but those times are done and im going to still continue what i love to do, maybe stop being such a "troll" and just be nicer, i guess. i know people hate me, but dont let that hate ruin other people;s fun.

inb4 blogging but this hate has gone long enough i need to speak out.

>> No.14923327

headpat for the .less

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>> No.14923331
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Don't worry too much about it, just carry on drawing cute stuff as long as you enjoy it. This is 4chan, some people are going to hold a grudge regardless of how much you try and make up for it so it's best not to let it get to you too much.

>> No.14923332

>having good work ethics
Your work ethic is already pretty bad desu.

>> No.14923333

Less, stop explaining yourself and keep drawing cute vanilla shit please

>> No.14923334

Take more commissions you baka.

>> No.14923336

The thought of drawing things to intentionally fuck with people is a pretty hard one to suppress when you realize it's a very real possibility. A much stronger one than "I want learn to draw!" or "Cute things are cute!"

>> No.14923338

Why not just tell her you're not interested? You don't have to lie about being in a relationship, and you don't have to tell her it's because of her species.

>> No.14923339

No, there is no forgiveness

>> No.14923345
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>Says this while avatarfagging and posting a monsterboy

>> No.14923349

Tell me about it, if I was even remotely okay at art I'd probably troll the shit out of people in between drawing my waifu. I'm sure a lot of people would do the same out of spite for the thread.

>> No.14923350

Anon. Don't. If there's one thing we learned, this is what tempts less.

>> No.14923351

.less if you keep drawing more cute Druella having a date I'll give you sexual favours.

>> No.14923354

You should pretty much ignore anyone who's primary source of anger at you is "he draws things I don't like sometimes". If they can't separate out what they do like that you draw from what they don't like that you draw and discard you purely on that they're hardly mature enough for their opinion to be taken into consideration. Like, I hate futa. Can't stand the shit and I think it's disappointing when you draw it because it could have been something I liked better, but that's no reason to say you're terrible. And even if it was just to fuck with people, they should look around and realize where they are, this isn't a place to cater to feelings, not some promised safehaven that will protect them from [thing I don't like]. If anyone wants that, Reddit is a few blocks down.

>> No.14923362

>If anyone wants that, Reddit is a few blocks down.
Speaking of, have you seen the monstergirl reddit place? It fucking sucks ass.

>> No.14923378

No, because I've never actually been to reddit aside from the one or two times I was linked there from /feg/ as they raged at censorship apologists.

>> No.14923384

you've made nothing but excuses
it's one thing to apologize and say you've just been playing games or some shit, I understand that
but no, you had to constantly lie and ignore, and that I cannot stand. Just be honest for once.

>> No.14923386

Have you ever seen other places where they discuss monstergirls? Yes, this is a safeheaven compared to them, and I'd rather have it that way.

>> No.14923387

I still remember when you kicked the hornet nest when cait sith was released, I thought it was funny enough

You did some stupid things, you pissed off anons, which are known for holding grudges but what's done it's done. Now it's time to not be a faggot, you can troll anons or joke around a bit, everyone does but remember:

Don't be a faggot

>> No.14923389

I still haven't played the new fire emblem
there a link somewhere to a breakdown of how badly they gutted the script?

>> No.14923393

Reddit makes their own MGs? Please post so I can violently ralph on my keyboard

>> No.14923398

Tempts to what? It's not like he cares. People told him hundred of times and he doesn't give a fuck.

Then he goes and post that shitty attempt to excuse himself, and I don't believe him even a bit.

>> No.14923400

I meant to link to you, but I had a stroke and misread entirely

I'm still not going to the MG subleddit to puke

>> No.14923402

Do fucking not. Do it yourself.

Some of the voice acting is really bad. As is standard with FE you can just tune it out after a while.

Game's pretty fun though.

>> No.14923405

Would you take a Lillim out for some coffee?

>> No.14923406

I am going to seduce twin, tomboyish succubus sisters.

>> No.14923407


>> No.14923408


You DON'T know what you're doing, I still remember those MGU(?) "OCs", god the nightmares, the horror.

>> No.14923411


>> No.14923413

Just go to /feg/ if you want a breakdown of it. There's some pretty awful changes they made to it.

>> No.14923415

Yes I would.

Have fun anon, I'll pour one out for your pelvis.

>> No.14923417

Aside from some artists, they don't have any OC's I'm aware. Like the rest of reddit, it just churns around stuff other people made.

>> No.14923418

what's wrong with making your own characters?

>> No.14923419

Script isn't too terrible different MOST of the time. Basic change breakdown
>no headpats for your waifu, you just get a 2 second talking screen
>removal of every bathing suit in the accessory shop except for the towel, which you cannot even put on your child
>one support conversation replaced completely with "..."
Rest is minor nitpicks like "superty duperty" with Sophie.
Voice acting is by and large cancerous though

And in places you can tell that SJWs worked on it, but I'm not gonna get into that.

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You've been fucking warned, bro.

>> No.14923423
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I want to be seduced by twin shark girl sisters

>> No.14923425

I'd be flattered beyond belief if one accepted my invitation to go out for coffee, even worse if she invited me.

>> No.14923429

Anon you're too young to understand, just trust me on this one okay? I'll hook you up with a nice respectable girl to make it up for you

>> No.14923430

That's a /monster/ creation, though.
And I have to look at it every time I don't notice that Justice translated a monstergirl doujin.

>> No.14923433

It knew what it was in for.

That would be quite nice.

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Poor Treehouse.


>> No.14923439

It's like you don't even know what those actually are.

>> No.14923441

>tfw no cuddlesex in the ocean while kissing your shark waifu to keep you from drowning

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>> No.14923447

I don't get the removal of anything that could be construed as sexual
Then again whenever I read an article about it somewhere all the comments were 'OMG HEADPATTING IS SO CREEEEEEPY'
fucking normalfags I swear

>> No.14923452

H-hips, right guys?

>> No.14923458

>A gesture of affection
Fucking losers is what they are.

>> No.14923462
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not so soon anon

>> No.14923464

Oh no!
Not the Bee(girl)s!

>> No.14923472


C U T E!

>> No.14923473

Anon getting lovingly raped when

He deserves it for being so lewd

>> No.14923478

Boob physics are truly a wonderful thing.

>> No.14923481

>people die brutally in this game (warning, real spoilers under the marks)
>a little girl gets cut down in a cutscene
>in another a man stabs himself to death
>a woman gets killed in battle and her body strung up to make an example out of her

But fuck touching faces and bikinis, right? How disgusting and disturbing to our audience of children and families.

>not so soon anon
B-but eventually, right?

>> No.14923482

what happens next, WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!

>> No.14923483

creepy is usually spouted by women who do not find an affectionate act or message attractive

for example, if a woman liked being pat on the head, she would find it cute
if not, it's creepy

>> No.14923484

And then the table was broken because Druella raped anon into a coma.

>> No.14923489

It reminds me of that monster from the Tales of The Crypt movie.

>> No.14923490
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>> No.14923491

Too cute.

>> No.14923494

Did she pass out?
If she did should I take her back to her house like a gentleman?
If she asks up why I didn't do anything to her while she was out I'll tell her it's because I want her to be able to conscious when that happens.

>> No.14923495
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hello anons make sure your werecat daughter eats her vegetables

>> No.14923501

All this cute before sleeping can't be good.

Have a drink on me someday

>> No.14923502

Creepy is also spouted by people who want something removed but have no fucking argument.
Like the people who thought that one bad translation was actually what happened, the idiots.

>> No.14923509

>This arouses the Druella

>> No.14923516

She looks really happy.

Give her a big warm smile beacause this isn't going to be the last time this happens.

>> No.14923530

She gon git princess carried to the car.

>> No.14923533

200% this

>> No.14923535

>Princess carrying Deruella
Are you trying to get her to ruin her panties anon?

>> No.14923536

They'd all be queens in my book.

>> No.14923539

Yes, princess carry the lovely lilim.

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Medieval Times

>> No.14923544

>Like the people who thought that one bad translation was actually what happened, the idiots.

Poor, poor Soleil. What do the cuties do to deserve this shit?

>Laslow: Why yes, my daughter likes boys AND girls. Is there a problem?

#lovewins amirite? Thanks Treehouse!

>> No.14923545

I'd be impressed if she looked up human formalities and put panties on for the day.

>> No.14923549

Aren't Devils with Deruella?

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6 for Medieval Times now. You're welcome.

>> No.14923555


>> No.14923562

Medieval times.

>> No.14923564

Give me midevil MGs I want a Holstaur wearing a corset.

>> No.14923566

Jinko, please

>> No.14923567

Jinko, especially if she has a huge ass to go along with the motion.

>> No.14923572

It'll need more frames and investment to actually look good. Three frames is absolutely nothing.

>> No.14923584

Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if she did.
Sure they'd pretty much be a glorified piece of string designed to show off her ass, but they'd be panties.

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So something like this?

>> No.14923607

>anon grabs Deruella's hand and says he loves her
>the moisture leaking out from between her legs is so great every slime in the area is attracted to the restaurant
>a customer slips on the floor walking past your table

>> No.14923613

Nah. You don't necessarily need to start from the zero point of faggotry in general.

>> No.14923618

There's no way she wouldn't grab you and fly you to her house to fuck you for the rest of the night while panting and begging you to keep whispering sweet things in her ear.
The lights are off, the covers are over the two of you, and her hands are firmly intertwined with yours.

>> No.14923627

Fuck you Anon I should have never opened that spoiler

>> No.14923629

Jesus, you fucking degenerate. Next you're gonna tell me some more sick shit about the missionary position and procreation.

>> No.14923631

Don't forget the leg-locking and playing footsie with each other through smooth silk and satin bedsheets.

>> No.14923632

No procreation, not yet.
That comes after the wedding.

Yeah that too.
And in the morning you get to wake up to her clinging to you like a daki in her sleep and whispering your name with a big smile on her face.

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>> No.14923643

Somewhere a lilim is using her crystal ball to breach through the walls of universes and read this thread.
She's probably masturbating herself mindless right about now.

>> No.14923646

>You will never be mercilessly fucked by Deruella
>You will never whisper lewd things into her ear while having a really smug grin
>You will never tell her how you want her as your lovely wife and have lots of daughters with her while she orgasms violently
Life is truly a non-lewd hell.

>> No.14923649

Why isn't she opening the portal?

>> No.14923650

that makes me happy in more ways then one

>> No.14923651

Shh, you know you love it, you degenerate. Oh, you just want to feel her slide her long, smooth legs against yours, and feel her toes rub against your feet as you roll around under the covers.

>> No.14923657

Even the power of a god isn't enough to open the portal. Only small one-way breaches to intercept and view our imageboard shenanigans are possible for the strongest magic user.

>> No.14923660

How long until she starts shitposting like the rest of us?

>> No.14923663

I feel violated.

We'll just have to become stronger than gods. Come on, I'm sure the collected wizardry of this site must be capable of it.

>> No.14923667

What if she is the one posting the lewd stuff?

>> No.14923671

They could just pool their power together.

>> No.14923672

I want to tease the sharkgirl who used to mess with me when I went to the beach as a kid because she is stuck in a wheelchair now that she's coming to a land-based high school and she can't chase me down.

I want to call attention to her modest bust by calling her fish-stick.

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>> No.14923674
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Thou seeketh soul power, dost thou not?
Then touch the Demon inside me.

>> No.14923679

Maybe if she stops skipping leg day.

>> No.14923682

>Then touch the Demon inside me.
With... With my penis?

>> No.14923683

Why not?

There's a smaller Demon inside of you?

>> No.14923684

Sorry lil' demon, I'm doing a soul level 1 run to prove that humans can defeat monster girls.

>> No.14923686

Tsukahara-sempai basilisk

>> No.14923688

Ok, that was something I tried to keep to a minimum in this rewrite anyway. I'll try to keep exposition and explanation contextual. The problem is of course having characters explain how the world works to people who live in the world. Like how doctors in a tv show explain the procedure to one another.

Then again, pre-information era, people wouldn't know much about the parts of the world they didn't live in if they weren't particularly well read.

>> No.14923694

>You'll never press your cheek against hers and tell her you love her as you thrust as hard as you can into her.
>You'll never make Deruella get heart pupils.
Damn it.

>> No.14923696

>mfw she's posting lots of lewds in the thread in hopes we fap to it
>That energy that gets released is harvested by her so that 2017 can be possible
>We are literally fapping ourselves into a MG world
I want to believe.

>> No.14923699

>Why not?
Because she's a treasonous dog.

>> No.14923704

She would be helping her people if she did it.

>> No.14923706
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Soul of the mind, key to life's ether.
Soul of the lost, withdrawn from its vessel.
Let strength be granted, so the world might be mended.
So the world might be mended.

Wait… Where are you…?

>> No.14923708

>Make fun of the shark girl
>Her Scylla/Kraken friend pushes you into the water after giving your shoulder a scratch deep enough to draw blood in the school pool
>Dilated pupils true love sharkgirl rape

>> No.14923713

Right then left
Then both

>> No.14923716


>> No.14923722

I would rather be a professional bully, getting paid by monoeyes and other neet MGs so they can get rough love.

>> No.14923731

What if they want gentle love?

>> No.14923736

That'd cost extra and require an especially dirty human boy.

>> No.14923738

Then they will need to pay more.

>> No.14923751

I want a professional monstergirl in a suit to purchase a seven meter daki of me!

>> No.14923760

How can you be able to fill 7 meters of daki?

>> No.14923761

But it's not real love!

>> No.14923766

>Hellhound wearing office attire with dark sunglasses and a trench coat goes into a 'specialty' store and buys a 'Premium Anon' daki.

>> No.14923770

>Getting paid by Monoeye to fuck her roughly in the Nurse's Office
>She's on her knees while you're fucking her, making her squeal in both pain and pleasure with one hand gripping the back of her neck
>This isn't the first session you've had with her, and it probably wouldn't be the last
>That's when you utter three words unconsciously, causing her to pause with bucking her hips into yours
>There's a tear in her eye, and she pulls herself off of you
>You don't see her for weeks outside of passing her in the hallway, other MGs laughing at you
>Fuck 'em, they don't know what the joke is
>Monoeye-chan comes to you with double the money, stuttering like she usually does, never meeting your gaze
>Her face flushes red when she finally locks eyes with you
>The usual place, you both decide, one of the few perks to having a Succubus school nurse
>Your heart jackhammers in your chest as you both get dressed, remembering her request and how you made it weird
>Gotta keep your head in the game, man
>Start by kissing her on the cheek, the neck, fingering her moist slit
>Your erection's rock hard when you spread her legs, she averts her gaze when you tell her you're going in
>The moan she lets out is absolutely, without a doubt, the sluttiest thing you've ever heard
>Rather than choking her, you're caressing her small breasts, nibbling and kissing her nipples as you fuck her with a gentle rhythm
>Look at me
>She shakes her head
>Put both hands on her face and force her to make eye contact with you when you go in for the kiss
>Both of your bodies twitch as her pussy hungrily gulps down all of your seed, a sheen of sweat covering you both
>Her heartbeat pitter-patters beneath your cheek as you lay on top of her, head between her breasts
>Those damn three words
'I love you'

>> No.14923772

But the Kraken is my onee-san and I bribed her with kuddles to bind the sharkgirl so I can further bully her by licking her toned abs.

>> No.14923775

It will b quite real for her or she has her money back.

>> No.14923781

What if it's ~1.8 meters of anon and ~5.2 meters of his penis?

>> No.14923785

Duh. if it was real love we wouldn't give it to monoeyes or NEETs.

By the way, that insult cost you $3.50.

>> No.14923786

Fucking MG /d/

>> No.14923792

I want Druella to go on a date with me!
I want to make her feel relaxed and comfortable!
I want to smite her when her guard is down!
For the Order!

>> No.14923798

You fucking monster.

>> No.14923799

Why can't I have this? Why must I live in this non-MG hell?

>> No.14923800

fuck you

>> No.14923801

>monoeye loving
Have any more?

>> No.14923802

she better have a large rear and thighs to make up for her thighs.

>> No.14923805


>> No.14923810

But we don't really love her, right?

>> No.14923811

>all of these traitors

>> No.14923812

Because life is unfair.

>> No.14923813

make up for her chest*

>> No.14923814

Since when was being a traitor a bad thing?

>> No.14923818

He meant with his dick. The way god intended.

>> No.14923821

>traitor posting on monster girl genocide
Where do you think you are?

>> No.14923823

How can you betray what you were never loyal to?

>> No.14923826

A place that mostly likes monstergirls aside from a few autists.

>> No.14923827

I like my Monoeyes like I like all my MG women who don't have strange animal parts. Birthing hips that don't quite and springy asses.

>> No.14923828

If you are able to betray your whole race for monster pussy then i wouldn't trust you to not betray the monster pussy if a better pussy appears.

If you can betray once you will surely do it again.

>> No.14923831

Because traitors are fucking assholes.

>grow up in Order controlled town
>live by the word of God in every way imaginable
>marry beautiful red headed human girl who also works for the order
>thanks to a traitor letting a dark matter in town I'm now an incubus and my wife is a centaur
>she won't have sex anymore because she always wanted a son
>we can't even look at each other in the eyes anymore because of our shame
>all thanks to some fucker who wanted monster pussy

>> No.14923832

What started the whole monoeye hate meme, anyway? I think I was away for it.

>> No.14923836

>Not being a traitor
I mean, come on.

>> No.14923839

Edgy kid.

>> No.14923843

I'll still fight for you, anons.

>> No.14923844
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Sure I do. For all you faggots know I have over 1 TB of Monoeye love in both story and picture format and none of it's for you undeserving, unwashed licentious crowds.

Or so I wish

>> No.14923847
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He's the hero we need.

God speed, brother.

>> No.14923851

>for you
No, not for me.

>> No.14923853

why so chuuni?

>> No.14923854

>1TB of Monoeye love

If only it were true...

>> No.14923857

>grow up in Order-regulated territory
>not truly controlled, but also not in danger of monster attacks
>fall in love with dynamite gal
>paladin-initiate of Order and fit, but smart
>apparently some scholars were scouting her for the Archives, and those take only the brilliant
>and for some reason she decides to marry you
>five months later: traitors sabotage patrols
>result: unblocked dark matter incursion
>entire town monsterized
>your wife is now a monster
>no less beautiful than before, perhaps even more fit
>but Wurms are not known for their minds
>she used to be smarter than almost everyone, a brighter wit you'd never seen, with the best playful banter
>no longer

>> No.14923858

Let's be realistic. If their were no traitors, modern humans would kill off and enslave the monstergirls if they appeared in this world.

>> No.14923863

Is it MGU posting time?

>> No.14923867

>in this world
Who cares about this world? Are you one of those fags who imagine them as 3DPD?

>> No.14923869

>this world

This world has no Chief God/other gods to force humanity into a rut of limited population. We don't have the issues of technological stagnancy that the MGE world has.

Things would probably end up with something more along the lines of Zipangu or Mist country in a lot of places. Except where the Order-level religious nuts live, of course.

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This brings tears to my righteous eyes. She will be avenged!

>> No.14923871

I want to go to the Wurm's den and care for a bunch of loli wurms.

>> No.14923874

Is it there some kind of official height chart for monster girls?

>> No.14923877

Stop wasting images.

>> No.14923878
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Holy shit this. All this cute posting dosent change the fact that she an irredeemable cunt who deserves a good smiting.

>> No.14923881


If you follow that way you will end working as that, and no decent monstergirl will ever want you!

Except the ones with a healing fetish

>> No.14923882

>this world
Who gives a fuck?

>> No.14923884
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It's time for the voices of the oppressed to be heard!

No longer will be live under the heel of a brutal demin regime!

No longer will we watch our wives and children live under the fear or corruption!

No longer will we lie down and watch our glorious species sink into oblivion!

Stand with me brothers! We will not go quietly! We will show them exactly what it means to be human!

>> No.14923887

Humans can't even get along with each other. What makes you think we'll be friends with rapist non-humans from anther world? Not to mention some posters here would gladly fuck over monstergirls for petty reasons.

>> No.14923892

Newfags pls delete images, these are not even monster girls.

>> No.14923895

Every passing day I find there is nothing worth saving about the garbage concept that is humanity. If Deruella and her armies were to pour through a portal this very second I would not hesitate to be the first to drop my pants, bone my way to incubushood, and spread her retarded sex cult till it destroys everything.

>> No.14923896

Stay salty.

>> No.14923900

Pretty much the way I see it.

>> No.14923901

I think you should seek help that's not a healthy way of thinking.

>> No.14923903

>destroys everything
Don't cut yourself on that edge

>> No.14923906

Plottwist:There are Succubus inside the armor.

>> No.14923917

Uh-oh! You're waifu somehow got into our world and found your Monstergirl folder on your computer! How does she react?
>my kikimora waifu would like that I have my folder organized so neatly

>> No.14923919

It's either that or wait till humanity does it to itself. The way we're living now isn't sustainable. Only the first way has more sex.

Not destroy like burn to the ground, blood and gore, etc. Just destabilize the current, stagnant culture that's already turning in on itself.

>> No.14923923
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Oh shit, my Kiki folder is not neatly organized, what happens to me?

>> No.14923927

Nah, there are edgy chuuni alps.

>> No.14923930

I would fuck a chuuni paladin alp.

>> No.14923931

Get jealous that there's so much art of other girls.

>> No.14923935

>not staying faithful
You're sick

>> No.14923940

I would as well, although I'd be sure to pinch any parts of her that don't have muscle.

>> No.14923943

If I just saved pictures of her, I wouldn't even need a folder.

>> No.14923945
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>So, you like cats AND mice?
>I could catch one for you, if you want.

>> No.14923949

What are you doing?

>> No.14923952

Runs to her room to make sure I don't see her Husbando folder.

You can't hide anything from me, my dear waifu

>> No.14923955

I want to be abused by my Kiki maid.

>> No.14923956

Nothing constructive.

>> No.14923962

But she's your maid and you're the Master! It should be the other way around!

>> No.14923965


Oh, we wouldn't be friends at first.
There would be lots of casualties.

If things got real bad there's always the nuclear option.

But as a general rule the idea of the MG armies is that of not killing but instead overwhelming - they would likely end up surrendering at the sight of what we would be willing to do. Mainly because for all that we go on about 'Edgy,' we would not hesitate to go full-ultraviolence in the face of an enemy against everyone. Even to the point of unity despite differences.

We're 9 billion people strong, and every last one of us is insane.

The demon lord would have no choice but to switch tactics. Besides, the whole rape thing is a holdover from the Gods-appointed violent nature of the monsters. The demon lord supposedly tried removing it. Without their influence, I doubt it would be an issue for long.

Either way, it'd come down to money, and how much could be made off the incoming peoples. Greed is a massive motivator, after all.

TL;DR - It's all about the PRECEDENT.

>> No.14923967

Hm, how do you feel about bolt cutters near your tendons?

>> No.14923971


How would they react if she learned you commissioned artwork of her species?

>> No.14923973

Not well. I'd prefer to be able to walk.

>> No.14923977

But she's really mean when she wants to be!

>> No.14923981

>over 6000 files featuring specifically her
She'd probably be kinda freaked out, if anything.
Surprise, I'M the yandere.

>> No.14923989

Oh, I don't have those anymore. She needed me to get rid of them, apparently they're a weakness.

Now I have hardened hydraulics in their place! Slower, but more reliable.

>> No.14923993

The funny thing is, I don't actually have a folder or storage of any pictures. IT'S ALL IN MY HEAD.

>> No.14923997

How can you be yandere for her if she's your loyal servant, follows you everywhere and calls you master?

It makes no sense.

>> No.14924005

So then it would switch to exploitation. Draining their resources, putting them to work so we win big and they little, throwing the a bone or two to keep them content. We see this happen often today. Then there's the vested interests that would not want the change they would bring. These are powerful people and turning the public against monstergirls would be easy for them. Also like you said, humans are fucked up. Even among the fanbase we have people encouraging people to see them as the villains, to be mindbroken or mutilated or smited. Think how bad the people who would hate them would be.

>> No.14924006

Barring any adversity, a double yandere couple is indistinguishable from a traditional lovey dovey couple.

>> No.14924007

It was not established in the post that everyone's waifu was a kiki, just that poster's.

>> No.14924010

Really? Do you have any monoeye cosplay?

>> No.14924011

Don't tell me, yours is a Shirohebi?

Outyan the yan.

>> No.14924014

You're her Master. Spank her, call her names, roughly molest her, hold her down in your bed and ravish her. Or do you want her to do this?

>> No.14924017

B-but she's stronger than me!

>> No.14924024

She's your servant.

>> No.14924026

>you're so weak even a maid is stronger than you
Are you an Alp? Pick her up from doing dishes and carry her to the bedroom like a real man!

>> No.14924031

>Except the ones with a healing fetish
Funny, for a second there I thought you were actually trying to dissuade me.

>> No.14924032

I have nothing of value move along.

>> No.14924033

Is this going to end with a sadomasocistic maid and trying to get her, and her alp mistress, laid?

>> No.14924050

Is the Alp in a maid outfit too?
If so then I'll take both under my care and impreganate them both and give them all the daughterus and cuddles they could ever want!

>> No.14924051

Where are the healing stories at? i could use some healing for my nightly fix.

>> No.14924058

I imagine that they'd engage in dual maid play with the kiki being the lewd instructor and the alp being shy and bulliable.

>> No.14924065

There are none.

>> No.14924070

>dual maid play
Anon stop my boner is reaching critical mass here.

>> No.14924074

I'd like it without the alp.

>> No.14924075

Best part is when they do that while carrying your child.

That's right.
Dual pregnant maid play

>> No.14924090

Not even the Alps can know peace from this evil.

>> No.14924097

Anon, are you saying you want to spend years being treated as nothing but a meat dildo, with the occasional nerd who demands also some fake love, all for money? You want to do this until one of your clients fall in love with you and ask you to live with her, and to stop selling your body because from now on it belongs to her and only her? Is that what you want?

>> No.14924098

Would a Kikimora occasionally spill something on her master intentionally so that she both has something to clean and can see him shirtless more often?

>> No.14924108

A good Kikimora would already spy on her Master when he's naked, but more chances would be enough for her.