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Where does your faith lie, /jp/?

>> No.14913347

>>14913331
MOM!

>> No.14913349

>>14913331
Between her legs hopefully.

>> No.14913355
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14913355

In the best god, of course. In kero we trust.

>> No.14913417

>>14913331
with The Lord

>> No.14913449

I fight for the Users!

>> No.14913465

>>14913331
I'm hoping Jesus would be understanding, I know she is a heretical false god. But I want to invade her holy land. (After marriage obviously)
Deus vult?

>> No.14913557
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14913557

If you're going to commit heresy you might as well go whole hog

>> No.14913576

>>14913557
Too icky.

>> No.14913596
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>>14913557
Married (used goods) and will use your unborn child for some fucked up magic.

I would also say full heretic would be fucking a youkai, they are prety much demons. Koakuma is even a succubus.
However Yukari is the most youkai like youkai, so I think she would be the best choice. Especially when in my headcanon, Yukari is similar to Kogasa. The girl doesnt actually exist, the real Yukari is the owner of all those eyes in that gap dimension. Cant get more heretical than romancing that.

>> No.14913842
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BECOME A TAOIST TODAY

>> No.14914238

>>14913842
isn't there a special offer where I can go and fuck a cute Taoist?

>> No.14914254

>>14914238
You actually can.
Taoism encourages you to fuck beutiful women who dont have kids, believing it will give you more life energy. You may also fuckmultiple women.
But you need to avoid certain things, but overall lots of sex with Taoists, and I'm sure Futo would let you be her "disciple".
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taoist_sexual_practices

The question is, would you rather fuck her on her boat when she isnt surfing, or fuck her by the warm glow of a burning Buddhist temple?

>> No.14914465

The hakurei shrine god Zun

>> No.14914471

>>14913596
>used goods
Do not care
>fetus magic
Awesome

>> No.14914531
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14914531

With the youkai!

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14914558

Right here. Sorry, Kanako.

>> No.14914565

>>14914254
H-how do they feel about lolis?

>> No.14914584

"KANAKO! DESTROY MY ENEMIES, and my life... Is yours!"

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14914587

Dolls aren't a religion, and I don't think the moon has one, so I'll throw in with the Buddhists.

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In the Dragon.
The highest of power of Gensokyo.

>> No.14914955

>>14913842
>>14914254
Tell me more about taoism jay

>> No.14914978

In myself, there is no god.

*tips fedora*

>> No.14915476

I'm a Jodou Shinshu Buddhist.

>> No.14915483

>>14914587
Then who are all the gods that Yorihime calls upon?

>> No.14915584

>>14915483
Noncanon, hopefully

>> No.14915593

>>14915584
Silent Sinner in Blue is about as canon as it gets...

>> No.14916428

>>14915483
I like to think that they're the Shinto gods and she was doing it to prove that she's better than Reimu.

That could be completely wrong though. It's been a long time since I've read SSiB so I might be forgetting details.

>> No.14916439

The Lord God and Jesus Christ.

>> No.14916621

our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ

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this armpit goddess

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>>14914565
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taoist_sexual_practices
>recommend sex with premenarche virgins. Zhao Liangpi concludes that the ideal ding is a premenarche virgin just under 14 years of age and women older than 18 should be avoided

>> No.14916985

>>14916428
They are shinto gods and some of them live on the moon. It's hard to talk about the state religion when most of the lunarian population is comprised of deities.

>> No.14917006

God's are shaped by faith right?
I'm going to hijack the Hakurei shrine and channel all that faith and money into a qt.

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>>14917006
You'd be a lot better off with pic related. Hakurei shrine is about as barren as Reimu's wallet.

>> No.14917038

>>14917021
They already ahve gods.
No one has seen the Hakurei god, so you should be able to change it's form.
It cpuld probably be kept in that form too, as once Reimu see's it, it would be locked into that image in her mind.
It's a blank slate, and given the lack of others giving faith, you could take advantage of that.

But we will never see it, it would be insanely OP given how OP Reimu is. It would have nothing short of reality warping powers.

>> No.14917106

>>14916971
Of course, that was back when most people were dead by 35.

>> No.14917249

>>14917106
A common misconception. The average life expectancy may have been 35, but that's mostly because of a high infant and child mortality rate. Adult life expectancy wasn't quite as good as it is now, but not to the point of most people just dropping dead in their thirties.

>> No.14917864

>>14917249
>The average life expectancy may have been 35, but that's mostly because of a high infant and child mortality rate.
Archeology major here. This is false. We don't get this data from averaging out census records or something. ALE from the ancient times is based on recovered dental imprinting from skeletons, and varied widely from region to region, and depended a lot on class.

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14919651

The Radiant Sun Goddess

>> No.14919803

>>14913596
>Koakuma is even a succubus.
Actually, she COULD be an imp or a mephit.

>> No.14919832

>>14913331
G*d

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