Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

http://monstergirlcollection.com/

Reminder that Anubis-senpai cares about you and that you really ought to learn how to masturbate properly.

>Anubis-senpai teaching you how to fap with your hand

>"Here, let's try with your left hand first."
>"Now, wrap your fingers around it, just like that. Put your thumb up along the ridge. No, not like that, hold it like you're cradling it."
>"What did I just say? Not so tense!"
>"Good, that's better. Now try stroking it."
>"What do you mean, 'This is embarrassing?' You wanted my help, didn't you? Just take it wan step at a time."
>"Come on, are you even trying?"
>"Ah, this is hopeless. Okay, stop, come over here."
>"Now sit and lean back against me. Yes, against me. So my breasts are pressing against your back. Just like that. Squeeze in a bit closer, I can't reach unless you're - exactly."
>"See, you're hard now. So what was it? Can you feel my nipples against your back? My fluffy feet rubbing your legs? Or maybe you just like being so close to "Senpai", hmm?"
>"There we go, completely hard. Watch my paw. See how I wrap each finger around it. Then the pad on my thumb, right up against the ridge, on shaft and head. That's where your thumb goes."
>"Then we stroke and milk, over and over."
>"And... You came already. See how easy it is? How nice that feels? You tensed up and got it all over my fur, too.
>"Now you know how to do it when I'm not around. Right?"

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First for wights a best

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Paid for by Paladins for Humanity PAC.

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Anubis senpai is too good for us.

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Reminder that anubisfags will shamelessly admit that the biggest reason they like their waifu is that she'll make up for the fact that they're too irresponsible to lead lives of their own.

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Remember to trust a tiger's catculations.

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>>14892161
I was already turned off the second she said she "had" a first love. Fucking slut.

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I miss the Spooky times

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>>14892163
>Anu Bis, desu. Yoroshiku

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>>14892169
Calvin & Hobbes taught me different.

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>>14892161
>There's a part of her womanly heart you'll never have
Unacceptable.

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>>14892174
What did it teach you about little baby tanukis?

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>>14892150
This Anubis is more of an extreme OHOHOHO in my professional opinion.

>>14892166
>implying

I just want a hot, smart senpai gf with a /lit/erate streak and fluffy ears. It's not my fault Anubis waifus are perfect.

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You guys do know how Tanukis in mythology have huge testicles, right?
What if the MG Tanukis had huge breasts to reflect that?

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>>14892163
that was supposed to be a hellhound actually, someone drew it in response to a greentext.

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>>14892181
Not cool man, not cool.

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>Finally get your flat high-school hellhound GF to come to your house
>Show her your room for the first time
>She sniffs the air "It smells like...ya know...stuff...you been doin' ecchi things in here?" she averts her eyes and begins to mumble off
>"Uhh" you give tentative kaugh "I guess you caught me? You can smell that?" you're embarrassed, but there's no point in lying
>She mumbles more while looking at the floor
>"What?"
>"...What do you do 'it' to?"
>"What do you mean?"
>"...When you do 'it' what do you use ...for help?"
>"I think of you, I guess."
>Now blushing she continues to not make eye-contact "..That's not, it's, uh, ...come on" you can't make out much before she starts mumbling again
>"Wait, so you'd prefer if I thought about or looked at other girls?"
>"N-No." she sits and buries her head in her knees, hiding her face, as smoke begins to trail from her now hidden eyes

What do?

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>>14892208
Show her my Jojo figures.

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>>14892208
"Do" "it" "to" her.

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>>14892208
Wow, when did I become such a womanizer?

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>>14892208
Kiss the fool!

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So I read this.

http://pastebin.com/15fwCYAU

I don't mind a story being told form a girl's point of view, but having the story constantly refer to me as [you] and telling me I'm the girl is just fucking Alptastic.
Please don't do it like this.

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>>14892208
>Hellhound/werewolf sence of smell
Oh shit. I bet they can tell more than just the fact that you wank. I bet they can tell how often too

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>>14892218
This desu. Not exactly a limping sad cunt, but it really breaks my immersion if a YOU isn't a virgin or something along those lines.
Also never realised how right that writefag who wrote the how to write monstergirl fics guide was when he said everyone here thinks they're a fucking cold as ice ninja that would never get caught and raped. I spent half the time reading a story doing mental backflips and shit, it's insanely edgy.

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>>14892222
>You don't want to feel his big throbbing cock split your womanly lips. You don't want t bit your lip as he thrusts in to the base
What are you some kinda faggot. Seriously though, I thought not having it second person with a girl MC was common sense

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>>14892161
>eating more than 1 man
Sluuuuut!

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>>14892163
>>14892204
So OCD Nerdhound that gets mistaken for an Anubis. Poor girl.

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>>14892208
>I think of you
That's a lie though and all girls know it. You beat it to porn like the dirty slut you are.

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>>14892245
If Shirou faps to Tohsaka's anus, I don't see why anon-kun couldn't fap to Heckhound.

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>>14892227
>everyone here thinks they're a fucking cold as ice ninja that would never get caught and raped

I think it's more about them being forced to do something they aren't willing to than it is about them being untouchable ninjas

If you tell someone that they're gonna be raped by a species they dislike, it's fairly normal for them to answer that it wouldn't happen

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>>14892171
Agreed, the thread would benefit from being a bit spookier. I propose killing the paladinfags and having them haunt us.

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>>14892259
If you strike them down they will become more powerful than you could ever imagine.

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I'm moving and am about to be in between jobs for at least a bit, so this is my last shrine update for awhile

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>>14892161
Source?

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Reminder that Meer is worst girl and a shit.

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>>14892269
But Kenobi fucking died and all he could do after that was spook shit up, how is that powerful?

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>>14892274
Who?

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>>14892270
But how will you waifufag without a steady income?

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>>14892283
Prostitution. Might sell a kidney. You know how addicts get.

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>>14892278
He was going around phantom-fucking all the cute imperial girls in the deathstar shower rooms after that, like in those invisible man doujins. It didn't come up in the movie.

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>>14892245
Ya got me.

Still doesn't change the fact that I've already punched my ticket and am gonna be riding the express train to Poonsville (population: HER) tonight.

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>>14892292
>lying to get Hellpussy
3dpd tier husbando, would not give daughteru

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>>14892283
Well, not working 56 hours a week for a bit should give me some time to work on learning to draw better

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>>14892310
>56 hours a week
Starting to understand the snakepit

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I'm licking a slime!

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>>14892317
But you'll get all slimy

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>>14892317
You goddamn pervert

What does she tastes like?

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Heres a Google Translators Guide to Moonrune

For when your browsing sites like Pixiv

http://pastebin.com/6pwJJWfT

Remember i have suffered to get these

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>>14892327
I have seen many terrible things, my mind is tainted, someone save me

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>You'll never open a mysterious tome as a kid barely older than a toddler, left to wander around home by your own devices by shitty negligent distant relatives, your real parents killed by the infamous truck-sama
>You'll never knock a whole bunch of shit down, resulting in the book falling open in your lap, your eyes scanning the runes and words your mind is too young to comprehend
>It'll never release a seal on an aeons old demon, summoning her then and there, her usual hellfire, damnation and smug attitude falling completely flat against the uncomprehending gaze of a child
>You'll never entrap her in an eternity of servitude using your superior kiddy wits
>There was a clause that guaranteed submission until the summoner spoke their demand, or greeted the demon. "Oooh." Didn't count.
>Stuck for the moment, she'll never look around and take in your living situation
>She'll never whisk you away to grow up into a fine man and summoner by her side
>You'll never grow up alone with your demon onee-chan

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>>14892302
Well, ya know how it goes- You tell one Lilim you don't like her haircut when you're barely old enough to shave, then she curses you to only ever attract outcast girls with big hearts (Nerdhounds, Wheelchair Amazons, etc.) and to die horrifically the minute you actually start to even think you love them back, forced to see the look on their faces as you do, only to wake up back at square one again, over and over, caught in an unending loop of heartbreak and agony until you're nothing but a hollowed shell that once resembled a human being.

I just thought she looked better with a ponytail, is all...

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New girl after Hakutaku yet?

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>>14892341
1) post a better version

2) has anybody heard when the serialization is coming out?

3) An Elder Sister
>Elder
God dammit Charon

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>>14892366

Nope.

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>>14892224
>you will never make monstergirls pass out with you string aroma when they get within ten feet of you
But that would require some serious masturbation. You just can't win.

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>>14892369
It's gonna be my new favorite manga when it does come out. We need more mg romance manga. Just romance, no harem shit

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>>14892382
>>14892369
So, seriously? This is actually happening?
Anime when?

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>>14892381
>But that would require some serious masturbation. You just can't win.

We'll see about that.

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>>14892382
>just romance
Bestial wanton lust or bust.

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>>14892387
It's catch 22, you're spending all this time doing so something to keep montergirls away from you, everyday, by the time you go out to do something, you're all worn out, and chafing. Plus you're blowing through your income buying aphrodisiacs and lube.

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>>14892393
I crave what I've never had, shoot me. If I just wanna fuck something and feel good, I'll use my hand

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>>14892401
>I'll use my hand
What skill!

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>>14892401
>shoot me
I would.

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>>14892405

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>>14892369
>something precious
>yfw she takes your PS4

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>>14892386
Not sure how it's going to work considering everything he draws is 300% lewd.

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>>14892393
>He doesn't want romance
Faaaaag

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>>14892410
You guys are like jehovah's witnesses.

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>>14892327
毛娼妓 / 毛倡妓 is for Kejourou

although you won't find much with the first one and the second one has art from a series I'm not familiar with

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>>14892418
>he has the hopes of a 1950's old maid
Gaaaaaaaay

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>>14892421
Thanks friend, My mind needs rest from the things ive seen

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>>14892419
>you guys
What?

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>>14892337
Post the one where the guys says he only likes lolis

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>>14892421
Random guess, is it Nurarihyon no Mago? Only series I can think of off the top of my head that has a Kejourou in it, and I think her actual name is Kejourou.

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>>14892415
>with a thousand young
That boy works fast.

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>>14892428
I'm to kind a person

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You can't have the romance without the rape, but you can have the rape without the romance

Thus rape > romance

Or you can be a sissy and date a gentle girl who won't rape you but what's the fun in that?

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Any day now a new girl will come I can feel it

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>>14892435
Of you can date a rape machine and not be a faggot about it when she tries to fuck you. Because its not rape if its consensual.

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I'd like to be hugged by a soft Yeti girl.

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>>14892433
This is why slimes are the best.
And this is the best slime.

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>>14892427
Romancefags. If we all ended up in MGE or it came to us preferably, fuck not having indoor plumbing or central air or internet; you'd get sent to Eros' faction. Then you'd go out telling people to fall in love and do lovey dovey stuff with monsters, annoying the hell out of men just looking to get their jimmy wet and monstergirls looking for a quick snack, and getting punched in the face by little timmy for telling him he should pick one girl from his kindergarden harem, you Nazis.

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>>14892430

Looks like it.

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>>14892435
Can't I get a girl who rapes me and then loves me and is gentle? She can still get all the sex she wants, aslong as she loves me and is nice.

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>>14892435
What.

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>>14892460
You just wanna whine like a little bitch. And that's fine. But don't use my post as a pretext.

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>>14892472
>truth=bitching
Don't piss on my dreams if you don't want to get smacked the fuck up.

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>>14892466
Of course you can, as long as you can man up and endure a little bit of rape, you can have all the love and gentleness in the world

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>>14892460
You seem upset, Anon. Why don't you take a waifu from the box over on that table, it'll cheer you up.

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What about monster girls with braces?

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>>14892480
I didn't. All I said was we need more romance manga without shitty harems. I didn't say we should get rid of all the shitty harem manga. Your shitty harem stuff will still be there. Shitty harem.

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>>14892480
Is this post ironic or are you actually 12? I can't tell.

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>>14892491
Monster girls with braces deserve to be bullied, especially canine ones

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>>14892491
With the size of the fangs on some of them, they're gonna need girders more than braces.

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>>14892494
Wasn't talking about manga. Your taste a shit. Yours.

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>>14892491
Even worse than glasses. Bin it.

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Is 4chan slow for anyone else?

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>>14892513
I was. My first post was talking about manga. Can't be helped if you wanna go on a bitch tangent.

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>>14892528
Try harder fucboi.

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>>14892533

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>>14892491
>enthusiastic fellatio followed by a trip to the emergency room
No thanks. Maybe if it was frecklesxbraces

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>>14892542
At the risk of playing into your hands, I don't understand.

Wish Kimihito liked Dead Space.

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>>14892150
I wanna bully Anubis by replacing all her legos with pogs!

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>>14892551
Oh, I just didn't have a suitable smug monstergirl face. I need to save more.

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Would scratching a kobold's tummy get the same reaction as doing it to a dog?

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>THE TIME HAS COME
Mayuri Judgement is subbed!
Okay, it was a few hours ago, but...

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>>14892573
TO PAY THE RENT

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>>14892582
Certainly it is a cause for concern for fans who may have spent a wee bit too much pre-ordering the special edition. Such is the life of a Japanese anime fan sometimes.

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>>14892449
Yeah? Well I want to be engulfed up to my neck in a slime girl, or wrapped in the coils of a lamia.
Really, I could go for any sort of full-body hug.

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>>14892590
A FACT'S A FACT

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>>14892593
How about her squeezing you hard enough to make you pop? I mean, like cracking joints, not bodily harm.

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>>14892573
You talking about that writing contest announced a few weeks back?

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>>14892449
>>14892593
Oh yeah? Well I want a Holstaur to encourage me to sleep on various soft parts of her body like her lap and tits.

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>>14892573
Still need to watch S2, but hurrah etc.

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Zatoichi lizardman.

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How do big meaty paw girls put on clothes without stretching the fabric out?

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>>14892593
I want a Flow Kelp to make a sushi out of me

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>>14892602
That's like an "instant relaxation" button for me.

>>14892613
That'd also be pretty damn comfy.

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>>14892613
>>14892641
Pfft. I want to sit a mantis on my lap and clean her blades while she coos and whines because she can't kiss me.

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>>14892626
Chuuni as fuck.

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>>14892659
Is that bad?

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>>14892649
Well I want cuddle with a Kejourou and be covered up to my neck in her hair

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>>14892618
Oh, the dub came out a few hours ago as well

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>>14892673
Yeah? Well I want to help a ryu shed her scales and bully her exposed, sensitive skin with tender licks and caresses.

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Regura finished the Scorpion girl image that got posted awhile back
http://i.imgur.com/8o03SfH.png

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>>14892697
I want to pour Dried Slime Concentrate into the local pool!

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>>14892724
I wonder how faceless self-insert man feels about his current predicament.

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>>14892729
Too far.

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>>14892573
I still want to fuck a clock.

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>>14892732
> " Shit, this bitch is bugs. "

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What would happen if you gave this to an arachne to drink?

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>>14892747
Is that even legal?

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>>14892729
I want to take out a vampire loli's milk fangs!

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>>14892747
She goes full circle, becoming ultra sober.
Also has the possibility of becoming Fry from the futurama episode where he drinks a hundred of them.

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>>14892753
why not
its just the same as drinking 2 cups of coffee instead of 1

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>>14892760
>imperceptibly fast spiders the size of a buik
WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I DONE

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I want to give my Arachne waifu a mix of energy drinks, fertility boosters, and aphrodisiacs on a full moon!

[Anonymous No.]

Would you force-feed your undead daughter regular human food even tho she wants papa's milk just like her mommy?

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>>14892760
What if you give an Ushi-Oni 100 cups of coffee?

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>>14892771
Unleashed death.

>>14892782
The rape train is now a rape bullet train.

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>>14892780
>undead daughter
That's broad
>not giving her your milk
For what purpose?

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>>14892775
Have fun being sexed to death anon, I know I would

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>>14892775
You are dangerous boy...

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>>14892786
I'm jumping in the kikikhepri pit and I'm never coming out.

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>>14892786
>rape bullet train
Now I have the image of an Ushi-Oni with a jet pack in my mind.
I also have a stupid idea that involves an Ushi-Oni taking over the Wil E. Coyote cartoons. With a shota who always bests her. But I mean it's a stupid idea.

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>>14892806
>Ushi-Oni as Wiyl E. Coyote
I want this so badly now.

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>>14892788
>That's broad
Every undead deserves love, especially Ghosts, Mummies and other neglected ones

>>14892782
She'd be half drunk and half psyched up, that's a terrible idea

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>>14892491
DENTAL PLAN

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>>14892806
> Ushi-Oni taking over the Wil E. Coyote cartoons
Series of the cartoon will be very short.

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>>14892775
RIP in resse's piceces Anons pelvis.

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>>14892771
>Give an Arachne a sip of the strongest coffee in the world
>From her perspective everything slows down to a crawl
>We're talking that one scene from Days of Future Past here
>Nobody can even react as the Arachne scuttles through the city, producing web at an extreme rate and using it to mummify every man, woman and child around
>From your perspective, you're now suddenly bound in a web cocoon, orgasming and cumming buckets as the sensations of spiderpussy sex to fast to comprehend catch up to you

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>>14892415
>high happiness index for when SAN levels are low
I love this.

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>>14892837
So basically Fry after a hundred cups?

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Any of you ever read The Other Side of the Ceiling by Oyster? I want to see that with both men and monstergirls.

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>>14892831
Not if it plays out like the actual cartoons; Ushi-Oni wants that cute track and field star shota. Ushi-Oni always buys from Lilim Co. And all of the gear she gets blows up in her face. The series would end with Ushi-Oni giving up and going home, and the next day, when the shota realizes he's not being chased anymore, he checks in on the Ushi-Oni and tells her that he loves her for always chasing after him.

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>>14892860
Never heard of it, but if we're talking about reading things, I just ordered A Roadside Picnic and after I read it I'm going to cheeki every breeki and demand art of squatting Kikis.

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>>14892727
That's a thick, fluffy tail on a cute, huggable wolf girl.

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>>14892868
>Lilim Co.
Boo! It should either be Liches Inc. or just keep it Acme for maximum effect.

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>>14892877
I thought about Acme, but I went with what I thought would be a good MG substitute for it. I failed. I failed and I brought shame upon my family!

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Anon~

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>>14892885
What is it Alex?

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>>14892885
would make whole/10

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>>14892885
Could you... you know... put those claws away?

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>>14892885
Nope, I'm getting the plasma cutter. Fuck you.

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>>14892904
That's kind of rude, senpai.

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>>14892885
I think Jontron said it best:
"Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. SOOOOOO MUCH NOPE."

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>>14892868
Stealing this for a quick story blurb.

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>>14892869
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/837740/605a464f1c/
I don't recommend anything else by him, his stuff is really rough, but I liked this one.

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>>14892912
CHILDS!

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>>14892912
YOUR EXISTENCE IS RUDE!

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>>14892885
I'd make her whole if you know what I'm sayin'.

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>>14892912
Man that's guro tier.

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>>14892885
>>14892912
Please don't eat me.

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>>14892935
I believe that's because it IS guro.

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>>14892935
No it isn't, nobody's getting hurt.
>>14892936
Stop bullying abominations!

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>>14892912
pls delete guro

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>>14892942
I thought she was cute.

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>>14892938
You sure? We can, you know?

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>>14892951
I deleted it already, jerk!

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>>14892955
Nigga if you"re posting shit like that you don't get to yell at anyone. Thank you however.

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>>14892963
I saved it from these threads, don't see how I'm at fault here, nobody called it guro back then, buggerit.

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breakdancing dragon

[Anonymous No.]

Which monstergirl can help me forget horrible things? NO MINDFLAYERS

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I read some stuff on Trans people and Body dysmorphia, and I had an interesting thought.

Monster girls with Body dysmorphia that go through magical treatments, chemical cocktails, and extensive surgery to become human girls. Still full of demonic emergy, but their body is of a human woman.


>Manticore girl always felt unconfortable with her body growing up.
>Keep feeling like she should not have wings or tail.
>Shaves off all her fur and has no urge to hunt men like a manticore normally has
>Decides after college to undergo the procedures.
>"Mom, Dad? I need to tell you something. I always felt uncomfortable in my body, and I am Transitioning to become a Human"
>Next on A & E: The brave montergirls and their struggles as they transition to become human.

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Bedtime stories, discuss.

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>>14892982
Delinquent Alice

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>>14892988
>read some stuff on Trans people
WHY

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>>14892988
>>>/lgbt/

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>>14892988
for what purpose

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>>14892988
Is this bait?

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Echidna who hates kids

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>>14892987
Mindflayers.

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>>14892982

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>>14892987
Easy, just get a nightmare to help you. They can manipulate dreams to make them more favorable and can help you forget easier.

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>>14892988
Anon what the fuck are you doing

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>>14892990
>salamader telling her daughter of her greatest battles
>Vampire mother telling her daughter of how her father raided her mansion armed only with a dagger and some garlic
>succubus mother retelling the most non lewd romantic times with her husband

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>>14893029
>a dagger and some garlic
So she'll have to wait until she's older to hear the version with the whip?

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>>14893015
Stupid cute Mink.

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>>14893011
Would make a nice story
would she be unable to bear her own children and thus hates them? or is she one of those vengeful lonely types? or is she just a bitch?

things can be done with this

[Anonymous No.]

>>14892988
I wonder who can be behind this post

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893055
Just hates kids, you go for what her motivation is. Just cause you got a big dick don't mean you got to do porn, ya dig?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893062
>Just cause you got a big dick don't mean you got to do porn
Does not compute. Dick goes in vagina, video goes online!

[Anonymous No.]

Vamp mosquito who's hemophobic

[Anonymous No.]

stay at home Valkyrie

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893065
But you get paid so little, a legit carrier would be more financially beneficial.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893067
Impossible, DE prevents those issues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14892988

[Anonymous No.]

I was honestly inspiried by that Pastebin story of the Kikimora who plucked out her own feathers and cut off her bird legs in an attempt to be more human and catch her masters eye.
Then I thought: what if a monster girl was doing similar stuff because she felt like she was born in the wrong body, and wanted to be a human girl?

[Anonymous No.]

Elf who hates herself and her big honking knife ears

[Anonymous No.]

Pfft. Nothing personnel... kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893074
Do you suck dicks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893074
ARE YOU A PETER PUFFER?

[Anonymous No.]

Kunoichi who just wants a normal life but her sisters are always conspiring for her to use her skills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893084
Too dark. There. I said it.

[Anonymous No.]

Clumsy mantis that can't hunt for shit

[Anonymous No.]

demon who doesn't like paper work

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893084
SHEEP OF THE EDGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893099
Racist.

[Anonymous No.]

Diabetic Honeybee

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893113
Nah there's nothing wrong with a bit of color but she's two shades away from being tar black.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893108
Sounds adorable.
Does she have a fat fanny that gets her stuck in small spaces?

>>14893114
Wilford Brimley please.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to teach Anubis-Senpai how to masturbate herself.

>Sitting behind her
>One arm around her shoulders to hug her close to your chest
>Looking over her shoulder, you can smell the flowery spiciness of her hair
>Her paws are clutching at your arm like it's the safety harness on a rollercoaster she's about to ride
>With your right hand, you hike up her skirt and tug down her cute pink panties
>Now the lesson can start
>She tenses the moment the tip of your forefinger touches her lips
>Her tail goes wild, wagging back and forth as much as it can trapped between her back and your chest
>You show her how nice it is to rub like that, just over the surface for a little while
>You both sink into a calm little trance as you rub her, spreading warmth and wetness all over her sex
>Anubis-Senpai's breathing slows, syncing with the rise and fall of your chest
>She relaxes to the steady pulse and rhythm of your heartbeat thrumming through her back
>And when you're sure she's lubricated enough, you tell her to watch as you slip your forefinger and middle finger inside
>She feels so lovely, soft and slick as you slide your fingers in
>Pressing against her upper wall, you rub back and forth, holding her close as she leans back and moans, eyes closed as if howling to the moon
>She's so cute when she moans like that
>Wanting to take things further, you show her how to pleasure her clit, and ensure that she's watching, trembling in excitement, as you ever so gently tease into the hood and folds hiding the little nub
>You know the exact moment you brush against it
>Anubis-Senpai goes rigid and tense like lightning is coursing through her entire being
>She lets out a sound somewhere between a happy whine, a sigh of bliss, and a yelp of surprise
>Before settling on gasping when you continue to rub your fingertip over her hypersensitive pearl
>She loses control of every muscle in her body, only stopped from sinking to the floor in incontinent pleasure by your strong grip across her shoulders
>Your hand is covered in fluid, warm, but quickly cooling in the open air
>You can just about feel the contractions of her inner walls as she climaxes uncontrollably
>Even when it's over, her legs are jelly, to wonderfully weak and wobbly to stand on
>So you sit as you are, letting Anubis-Senpai lean back against you
>It looks like she enjoyed her lesson.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893112
Oh god, now if we had a picture of her posing with kukris or some totally impractical fantasy blades.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893123
Both me, what now nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893129
Guntana

[Anonymous No.]

Pacifist nerdy Hinwzumi

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893132
Give me a fat bottomed mantis and get the honeybee some insulin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893125
This is just plain wrong! You shouldn't joke about Dickless-kouhai's problems!
>>14893140
No, a katana and a revolver, and she plays Russian roulette with the revolver before every battle!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893140
I was thinking more along the lines of completely useless spikes and weird shaped ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893153
How about dual-wielding keyblades?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14892988
The whole body dysmorphia idea is interesting. Imagine a harpy who thought she was a lizardgirl, and refused to fly, who genuinely thought she had a tail.

[Anonymous No.]

Giant Slug Ballroom Dancer

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893158
It's funny because birds evolved from dinosaurs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893156
Works for the useless fronts, but those don't look dangerous enough. Give me a minute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893170
How about dual wielding gun-keyblades?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893146
>Dickless-kouhai's problems!
Eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893171
>gun-keyblades

That's not actually a thing, is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893175
That greentext at the start of the thread was written last thread, when someone told us his lifetime of masturbating prone has had serious ramifications for his dick and that he now has to learn how to fap with his hands.
Anubis-senpai likes to help, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893181
No but we can make them a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893171
Ok, yeah that sounds ridiculous enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893194
Don't forget that one has to be jet-black and the other has to be pearly white.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14892806

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893187
Oh, right.
I genuinely just want to lovingly finger an anubis to orgasm, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893197
You are wonderful Sketch-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893197
Eh, she'll be okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893197
Luckily Ushi-Oni are Deadpool-tier indestructible!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893112
am i missing a joke?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893195
Not black and red? She already has white hair. Wool. Fluff, whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893244
You make a good point, but now we can't call them Ebony & Ivory or Yin & Yang.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never take a nip of potent Hellhound milk, straight from the source, and then gently cradle her boob and exclaim: "Now THAT is a spicy meatball!"

[Anonymous No.]

The red one could be Sin and the black one Punishment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893259
No, red is Passion, black is Oblivion. It's not a reference to anything, just something only she understands through her unique suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893264
I am holding my head in shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893258
Now that's a depressing thought.
>your Hellhound will never unleash her lust on you after you hook her up to a Holstaurs milking machine

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893272
Pfft, it's cool. Not like ANYONE gets her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893278
Is she an amnesiac?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893282
Yes, and she has a mysterious past she discovers through fragmented, nightmarish flashbacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893274
Milky hellhounds are olev.

[Anonymous No.]

Our kitty got in heat before we got her operated and now she's purring about the house with her ass in the air.
I need a Werecat-butt to stuff my face into.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893289
I don't know what to do anymore, you nailed it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893274
Oh boy I'm just in time to bully the Hellhound!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893303

Purring is probably one of the lewdest things to exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893320
>yfw that really is taotaka's face

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893325

She looks creepy as fuck but she's so innocent. You could probably trick her into sucking your dick in exchange for a hamburger, she simply wouldn't know better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893292
Just as milky Arachnes are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893333
Because she's innocent and such a glutton she may bite your dick to try to appreciate the taste, no way I'm putting it anywhere near those razors.

[Anonymous No.]

>Nerdy Hellhound's breasts are starting to develop
>And she is a late bloomer for sure
>All the other tit monster monster girls try to turn her into one of them, at the cost of you and her weekly game sessions together.
What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893340
Tell her lies about how the titty monsters are actually trying to bully her. She will be scared and the only one that can comfort her is me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893340
Suck on them while she attempts to play vidya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893340
Tell her not to fall into peer pressure, she's fine the way she is. She's a unique girl who I love for just being her self, plus our gaming session help keep the bonds between us strong and healthy. I want to hug and cuddle her close and tell her she great the way she is now, for it's one of the many reason I love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893340

In the animes and mangas they say that having a boy rub a girl's breasts makes them bigger. We can just do that while playing DkS or Borderlands or whatever.

Makoto wouldn't lie to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893334
Too true.

>>14893340
Oh HELL no.
If she's going to be a titty monster then I'll make her one on our own time.
She's not missing DnD for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893347
FAT SQUIRREL TATS

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893347
A girl with a tail that fluffy simply cannot lie

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893366
Proper mofu should occupy at least 1.5 times the volume of the girl it is attached to.

[Anonymous No.]

You know what I want? I want an adult Lich with black, non-revealing robes, goofy white gloves and a SHAVED HEAD, her hair replaced by flowing magitek picomachines.
Yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893360
It can even become sentient!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893401
>SHAVED HEAD, her hair replaced by flowing magitek picomachines
That's a deal breaker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893437
Even if it shines in bright colors?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893401
Is there a specific reason for this or are you just into that sort of thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893458
Yeah, because it'll still look ugly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893462
I just think we need a nemesis for the Weresheep with dual-keygunblades.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893464
Well what if we don't shave her head and just mix the stuff into her hair like shampoo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893478
That's okay.

[Anonymous No.]

OK anon, it's time for you to answer the ultimate question.

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/mamono

See that link?
Click it.

That is your Kohai.


Do you notice her?

[Anonymous No.]

This got made last night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893484
>Werecat.
I guess. She's pretty generic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893484
>Thunderbird
Hard not to, she turned the Light Music Club into a proper band.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893488
Niiice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893490
werecat kohai wants you to scratch her ears!

>>14893491
Yeah, it would be hard to not notice that kohai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893488
Old McDonald had a farm~

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893484
>Hobgoblin
Hard not to notice her, short girls with big tits stand out in a good way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893488
It's nice. I would post mine but it's not related to the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893484
>Alice

Fitting. But I'm clueless to these kinds of things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893484
>Lich
That's a first. Why not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893484
>Mantis
Yes, gonna make her blush as hard as I can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893484
>hobgoblin

getmeutofhere.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893484
>Dormouse
Nope

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893484
>Hinezumi

yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893484
>Amazoness
Well, it looks like no one is going to bully me if I have a 2 meters tall, buffed kohai following me around

10/10 would notice everyday

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893484
>Akaname
Meh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893292
Definitely. It'd be wonderful to drink the warm, spiced milk straight from the source while a hellhound holds you to her body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893497
Good.
Pat her head... Pat it!

>>14893499
That's not very good, kohais need to be noticed by senpai lest they get twitchy

>>14893502
Good, she deserves noticing for her knowledge.

>>14893503
That's good, she'll be squirming beneath your hands.

>>14893504
Don't do that anon, she just wants to be noticed by you.

>>14893505
You too, notice her lest she start following you home...and then inviting you over without permission.

>>14893506
Good!
She'll karate kick your heart with love.

>>14893511
Pat the head
Pat the head!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893484
>Demon Lord
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893484
>Shoggoth
I'm not sure if I have a choice in the matter

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893516
Awww, but she has such nice things she can show you with her tongue.

>>14893522
You gon git raped.

>>14893523
You gon git a girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893484
>Bicorn
Nope. I'll sooner finish losing my eyesight before that happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893484
>Familiar

Ehh. Maybe she is good as a friend, but nothing more

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893530
>Demon Lord as Kohai
>Only get raped
Wew, I got off easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893521
>Pat her head... Pat it!
I'll pat her head until she's had her fill then pat her some more!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893539
>Not noticing your cute familiar kohai

Failure as a senpai. I'll show her true affection and steal her away from you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893484
But I want a senpai!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893521
Maybe I'd notice her if she was actually cute.
Plus she'd have to notice me first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893532
Don't worry senpai, she'll get you to notice her even if she can't see.

>>14893543
Please, rape is but the beginning.

>>14893544
Good.
You are properly caring for your kohai.

>>14893539
Notice her senpai!
NoTIce HEr

>>14893548
Senapi can't have senpai's, that's crazy!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be taken down, down to Goblin Town to dance, magic dance!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893545
Go ahead, my heart belongs to that Dragon teacher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893548
You get a senpai when you complete the psychoanalytical analysis of your kouhai and avoid her failures so you can successfully get a senpai of your own to notice you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893484
>mandragora
>flat
>foot fetish enabler
NO

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893602
Yes!
She'll make senpai notice her even if she has to scream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893484
>Baphomet
We're turning this bitch into a cake no matter what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893611
Thank God for earplugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893484
>Cait Sith

Pump n' Dump who I ditch and leave heartbroken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893484
>Merrow
Well, I don't tend to hang out around the pool very often, but when I do, she'll probably do some neat tricks to get me to notice her, or just drag me into the pool.
Good thing I can swim, albeit not as well as her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893484
>dark priest
It's sort of hard when she is constantly trying to convert me... I mean, the fallen godess doesn' sound that bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893484
>Kobold
Taken home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893521
>kohais need to be noticed by senpai

Suddenly imagining her standing there fidgeting with the hem of her dress, trying to get my attention without realizing she's exposing her panties. And as I get more and more aloof (read: shy), she becomes curiouser and curiouser about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893617
So long as you notice her, that's fine.

>>14893624
You could at least defur her.

>>14893636
Good, notice her senpai!

>>14893639
Very nice.

>>14893652
Even better, she's been noticed by senpai.

>>14893654
Notice her senapi! Notice her!

[Anonymous No.]

You're about to be bullied by your Older Sister. What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893484
>Youko
I'l notice her. I'll notice her real good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893663
Honk her boobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893663
Ask her to stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893663
Kiss her and see what happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893663
Accept the natural order of things, hope her boyfriend let's me borrow his car when I try to pick up chicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893663
A true older sister doesn't bully, she protects and dotes on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893663
Fight back, who the hell does she think her lil' bro is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893664
Notice the tails!
Notice the tails!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893678
>her boyfriend
Dense anon strikes again

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893686
Notice them with your hands.
Notice them with your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893688
What, are you saying that handsome rogue with a tan and dyed, delinquent hair is actually me from the future?

[Anonymous No.]

Is anyone going to write about those operators going to the research facility that went dark, only to end up getting hunted by an Ushi-Oni and her many horny daughters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893678
>>14893694
Anon, she doesn't have a boyfriend. That boy your talking about was only a really short relationship that she embarrassingly cut off when she realized the boy was actually an Alp trying to get close to you. But don't bring it up, she's really self conscious about the whole event.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893663
Cry until she chokes up, stops, gives me a hug and makes a snack for me to eat while she apologizes and we play games!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893716
Wait, are you saying my sister sabotaged my only chance at scoring with a hot older girl?! THAT BITCH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893728
It was a tanned Alp with dyed hair and delinquent clothes. It would've never worked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893197
Sketch-kun why must you always be so good to me? This is stupid thought #6 you've done a picture of. And for that you are my nigga and will always be my nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893735
B-but I could have, I, I mean, I...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893742
Now now Anon, do you wanna sit on your older sisters lap and let it all out? It's for the best.

You'll always have at least one hot older girl in your life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893749
Y-yeah. There's always auntie Emily, she's smokin'.

[Anonymous No.]

>You are the prince of a sovereign nation
>It is your birthday and many of your subjects have brought gifts to you
>There is currently a loud banging noise coming from the palace roof

So, what or who do you think is making that loud noise anon?

Perhaps it's a strange gift gone awry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893763
Nah, I'm sure it's fine. Time for a nap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893763
I tell the some of the guards to go investigate the noise and find out what it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893763
Ah, that's probably Elora, the yandere Gargoyle. We should go give her some birthday cake. And by "we", I mean Expendable Red-shirt Adjutant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893763
I'll answer it, I hope it's the Older Sister knight I've always wanted, I wonder what species she'll be! Or maybe it's a mean old fat Dragon who'll kidnap me and make me her crown jewel!

So exciting, my training as a Prince has lead up to these moments!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893763
It's the queen of the spider pussy kingdom wanting to give me my usual present: RAPE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893763
Send the guards to investigate.

[Anonymous No.]

Which one of you runs that Monster Girl Maid Service?

I'd like to report a defective Kiki, she appears to have gone yandere. Is a refund possible?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893763
That'll be my Ushi-Oni bodyguard, letting me know she's dealt with a few dozen more moronic assassination attempts.

And that she'll be down shortly for her reward~

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893663
Tell mom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893790
Yandere is a quirk, not a defect. Quirky girls actually cost extra, the repoman will be by shortly to confiscate some assets from you. The maid can stay, of course. We're not unreasonable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893790
>Defective
It's a feature.

[Anonymous No.]

When are we going to get a harpy from Not-Egypt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893790
Relax. She just wants to give you a piece of brownie before you go to bed.

Next thing you'll be telling is some confusion over hew new chainsaw and hockey mask

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893800
Horus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893763
Send the guards, for I am much too weak and frail to do anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14892150
Anyone got the screencap of this greentext from last thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893807
Why do you need something like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893803
Horus a shit, Angron best boy.

[Anonymous No.]

Which MG makes the best yandere?
>my vote goes to Lich

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893802
Living on a boat sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893790
No refunds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893814
Dormouse or Jubjub. Because.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893803
Yeah, technically we already have got Horus since it was believed that the Pharaoh was his living avatar or something like that but I'd love it if we got one based off of the real deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893796
>>14893799
What I ordered was the standard, brown-skinned Kikimora maid to clean my house while I was busy at work.

Everything was fine, but when I had to work overtime she got incredibly suspicious and paranoid, muttering about me 'flirting with that Holstaurus skank at work'. We went for coffee once.

It damages my work career when I have to wake up to her staring at me like that, with a knife in her hand. I also suspect she's putting something in my food. She seems to get more pleasure than usual when seeing me eat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893663
Tell her that she's just jealous because mom loves me the most! Otherwise she wouldn't come in my room and sleep with me every night!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893827
>She seems to get more pleasure than usual when seeing me eat.
All women are biologically hardwired to be attracted to men who eat big meals. Not fat guys, just men who eat well. It's about the whole fitness and being able to obtain sustenance thing that comes with evolution. It's just fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893833
You still sleep with your mommy? What a loser! No wonder your older sister bullies you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893814
Yandere Wurm, she's too stupid to realise what she's doing is wrong and too incompetent to actually do any real harm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893814
Ushi-Oni. Shirohebi's a close second.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893814
Glacies

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893814
Any lamia

[Anonymous No.]

>>14892204
>>14892239
Kind of inevitable without any of a Hellhound's more distinctive traits...

More wild fluffy fur, eye flames, black schlera, ashen skin...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893833
Man, if you had an Echidna mom your sisters would hate you, because you're so obviously her favorite.

For an Echidna to give birth to a man would be the greatest accomplishment one can hope for.

Expect to be bullied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893837
I usually go to sleep alone, and then I'll wake up in the morning with my mom clinging to me and my legs and naughty place is all sticky. She's been so alone since dad died...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893827
Just get a girlfriend. That'll get her to back off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893827
That's just proper pair bonding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893860
I did, then she just stopped speaking to me. Like literally mid-sentence during a phone call. Some sort of strangled noise.

I hope she's okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893200
A worthy and wonderful goal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893814
Mantis. She just wants to protect you from those WHORES. Why won't you accept her live anon? Is it because of that Jinko neighbor? Or maybe it's your Succuboss at work... WHO IS IT ANON?!?!?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893484
>Mantis
...I honestly don't think she'll give me much of a choice in the matter.

Unless she's so ninja about it that I literally don't notice her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893848
If you had an Echidna mom your sisters would know that you're a boy and that you deserve to be loved and pampered. They wouldn't even mind that you get so much attention, because it's only natural. They would be sure to all let you know that they love you, and all your onee-sans would have to develop a schedule for holding you in their lap, and all your imoutous would have to take turns sleeping in your bed, on the opposite side of the onee-san who is sleeping to your other side.
sometimes they just give up and carry you to mom's bed and all sleep holding on to whatever portion of you they can.
That's what brothers are for, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893870
Eh. Who knows with women. Try getting plenty of other women to "mark" you. The Kikimora will know she's an outsider now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893882
I want this. I want this so badly that I'm crying right now because I'll never live this scenario.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893763
Send one of my doubles up to check it out. Nothing funnier than watching some monster think she made off with the crown prince only to find out she got a peasant lookalike. 90% of the time they don't even care and I never hear from them again.

It has been getting harder to find new doubles lately though.

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>>14893882
But what about when I get older? And I want my own privacy?

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>>14893809
Posterity?

Saving it to my folder so I can read it whenever?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893763
It's the Dragon! She's come to kidnap me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893915
No chance of that.

Good luck masturbating without one of your sisters walking in on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893920
>Quick! Get the wine and chocolates!

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>>14893928
But anon, that was my plan all along! Hopefully the first one to catch me is my strong, deliquent Manticore onee-san.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893930
>Servants hurry about getting rose peatles and playing sexy music and putting red velvet everywhere in the bedroom

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>>14893920
Pray that she's gentle.

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>>14893915
You'll get older and you'll only need more attention to make sure that you turn into a healthy boy. After all, with so many sisters, there's at least one who can help you with anything you need.
As far as privacy goes, you'll just have to ask all your imoutous and onee-sans to leave you alone. They'll do it if that's what you want.
It doesn't matter that you're depriving your baby sister of her daily headpats ( you know, the ones she needs to grow up big and strong for brother-protecting), or that your oldest sister has waited all week for the chance to lie down on your bed and watch you work on something on the computer and give you a backrub while whispering about how important you are to her, no.
If you want privacy, you just have to ask, even if that means that you have to watch your sisters shake and wander around aimlessly, suffering from a critical case of brother snuggle withdrawal. even if that means that your short imoutous won't get the chance to hug your legs and say " I love you, oniichan! " and your tall imoutous won't get the chance to but their breasts on your head and say " I love you, oniichan! "
Even if that means that your older sisters have to get even more fierce about pampering you when you allow it, down to where you're barely allowed to feed yourself or change your own underwear.
You monster.

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>>14893930
>>14893940
Hurry! If we can please the Dragon, she might lower our tribute!

Get the prince into a revealing outfit at once!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893949
Do we go for Careless Whisper, Lets get it on or Hello? This soundtrack could be life of death people!

Imagine human Kingdoms grooming second sons to be Monster Girl tribute husbands.

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>>14893770
>>14893773
>>14893774
>>14893779
>>14893783
>>14893786
>>14893791
>>14893805
>>14893903
>>14893920
>The banging is getting louder
>That female guard wearing green still hasn't come back
>What the heck could that b-
>BOOM CRASH
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjkGGMxyxiA
>As the dust settles you're already frustrated because you know exactly who it is because that annoying girl on the magic broom has a boom box playing her music
>She does this everytime you have a birthday, EVERYTIME! You've had enough, you're gonna tell her off!
>Before you can yell at her for being a kidnap happy whore she's already taped your mouth shut, grabbed you, and tossed you into a Clown Copter

[Anonymous No.]

Too-pure and sheltered for their own good MG onee-chans, like unicorns and Shirohebis.

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>>14893940
>the dragon breaks in and just stands there confused at the prince laying naked in his bed with rose petals all around and a small jazz band in the corner playing smooth grooves

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>>14893966
>Clown Copter
I like girls with style! I knew being a kidnapped prince was my dream job!

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>>14893966
Godammit nippon.

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>>14893971
>"Here fair dragon lady, mayhaps you dine on a chocolate?"
>"...Yeah sure"
>Dragon shovels the chocolate into her mouth
>"Is that booze?"
>She takes the entire bottle and gulps it down, letting out a huge bletch when she finishes
>"So we gonna fuck or what?"

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>>14893970
>Shirohebi that goes yandere for you because you gave her the smallest bit of attention

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>>14893966
>Go out of my way to spoiler the link
>Doesn't spoiler

SON OF A BITCH!

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>>14893948
I don't want that! I don't want that at all! I just want ten minutes to myself in the bathroom. That's all I want!

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>>14893982
Ooh, I like a girl who's straightforward!

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>>14893966
What the hell just happened here, and where did my brother go. Don't tell me he got kidnapped again, oh well that's exactly what I get for taking a bathroom break. He'l be fine, he always comes back here eventually he doesn't even seemed harmed by it so no need for me to worry.

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>>14893966
Fine by me. Do I at least get to motorboat those awesome tits of hers?

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>>14893983
This is why we don't let Shirohebi around the young boys.

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>>14893949
>The ferocious Dragon strolls inside. To everyone's attention.
>She looks around with a haughty, piercing gaze, observing the decorations put in place for her arrival.
>All the servants stand at the ready, trying to hide their fear.
>She swaggers forth, putting on airs, before taking a seat on an extravagant throne, made just for her size.
>She clears her throat.
>Suddenly the servants rush to her, one lifting her great scaled feet onto a stool, and beginning a scale polish and massage.
>The rest present a selection of fine foods and drink.
>Boys with large fans do their best to make sure she is kept cool, but not too cool as to discomfort her.
>The treasurer meekly approaches.
>"I-I hope you are enjoying our hospitality, mighty Dragon, when you are ready perhaps we can discuss the matter of this season's tribute..."
>"We shall see..." She responds, her voice currently as calm as a crackling fireplace. This is good, the treasurer thinks, she appears to be in good spirits.
>"...Bring forth the prince..."
>"I shall have send for him immediately! He is in his quarters, preparing for your arrival."
>She dismissed him with a wave of her claw, before taking a piece of finely cut beef and charring it with a puff of flame.

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>>14893998
Go on...

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>>14893988
You're going to come out of that bathroom and at least three of your sisters are going to be there, as ten minutes, assuming one monster cuddle at 3 cuddles a minute, means that they're short 30 cuddles. You're going to have to make it up to them by letting them kiss you on the cheek and hold hands with you, as is a sister's right.

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>>14893998
0/10 what a dirty slut, would not become a sacrificial virgin for her.

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>>14892203
Their testicles are already reflected in their furred leggings you rube.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894006
That's fine. I'll be feeling better and will definitely need a nap after those ten minutes in the bathroom. I just hope my Echidmom doesn't see I used all the tissues.

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>>14894011
That post is 8 hours old you knob.

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>>14894007
Well there's also a shy one in the Northern Kingdom, she tries to be haughty but bless her she's just not able to do it.

Now the Western Kingdom has a dragon but she's a little...big. And very affectionate, like "cutsey wootsy pet name" affectionate.

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>>14894024
I call the western one. I'll bake her sweets and call her 'sugarscale' and we will totally be that couple wherever we go.

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>>14894024
>Shy and not able to be haughty properly
10/10 would be a sacrifice for.

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>>14894015
Have you ever had a mother, Anonymous?
They know everything.
E V E R Y T H I N G.

But she's going to ignore it, so as not to embarrass you.

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>>14894024
Those dragons are too weak for my taste. Where are the dangerous ones that can destroy villages so I can fight them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894024
Tell me more about each of these other dragons, I wish to know more about them if you can?

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>>14893966
You bet I'm gonna tell her off! She's LATE! I expected her to kidnap me three hours ago!

Stupid Koopa Queen, can't even keep to a schedule...It's not as if I enjoy it or anything, but, y'know, it'd be nice if it wasn't so sudden every time...

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>>14894034
But she loves to embarrass me in front of my sisters! She'll probably bring it up at breakfast tomorrow! In front of all my sisters and my Kounichi imouto will ask why my manticore onee-san is giggling so much.

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>>14894032
That guy draws the MGE Dragon so damn well.

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>>14894015
>Masturbating when you have MG sisters
What a waste; although once you start fucking your sisters there is no stopping, next thing you know you'll be spending your entire days having incestuous orgies

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>>14894032
Is there more to that image by any chance?

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>>14894045
I wish he'd go back and colour some of his older stuff but as long as he keeps drawing dragons I don't mind too much.

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>>14894051
That's the entire image.

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>>14894057
I love that claw-bra that MGE Dragons/Ryu's have. It's so funny and cute and hot all at the same time.

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>>14894030
There is a real risk of being smothered with her anon.
>>14894036
There is one in the east, she's destroyed an entire city looking for someone strong enough to fight her.
>>14894037
Well the Northern one is quite think with straight black hair. She's the kind of girl who wants to be domineering because it's the way of her species but as soon as she "insults" you she immediately asks for an apology. She's like a frightened puppy really. She also really likes stories about knights. She also...has conflicting feelings about lewd things.

The Western one well...pink is the first thing to spring to mind. Her hair is almost an entity unto itself it's to big and poofy. I've her Holsts are envious of her proportions. She has a tenancy to hug everyone she meets, which wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for the fact that everyone is breast height. We've has to pull her away from people sometimes just to let them breathe. She loves sweets and generally acts more like a fairy than a dragon. She loves cute things and taking care of them, and I've heard her ideal husband is a small cute man

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>>14894032
Always happy to see more art of her.

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>>14894048
But Anon, having sexual relations with your sisters is immoral!

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>>14894048
Why is there not a many chapter-long saga about this exact thing? Every chapter could be about a different MG family's daughterus fucking the living hell out of their brother. Kobolds, arachnes, lamias, all with a good range of different stages of development so that stacked oneesans can smother you with their tits while your petite imouto desperately tries to give you paizuri to prove that she's as good as her big sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>Whatcha doin, Anon?

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>>14894073
Anon please stop I can't get any more harder than I already am.

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>>14894024
I'm fine with this.

I'm very, very fine with this

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>>14894074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q657rEkgfKs
FIGHTING MY WAY THROUGH HELL'S LEGIONS TO MAKE DIABLO MY WIFE.

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>>14893998
>>14894004
>"May I present the prince of the realm!"
>The Dragon's attention drawn to the prince, wearing an outfit so as to entice her.
>"It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance, Mighty Dragon, I trust you have been well since your last visit."
>The Dragon snorted out a flame of contempt.
>"A poor choice to remind me, young prince, during my last visit one of your servant boys refused me. To refuse a Dragon of what she desires could be taken as a grievous insult. Be thankful that he is still in-tact, and that tribute was not raised because of it."
>"Yes forgive us, Mighty Dragon, but as you can see it will not happen again. I have been informed that the servants are not to refuse any request. No matter what it may be."
>"There will be no need for that prince." Her eyes taking in the sight of his silk clothes. "I have a penchant for the finer things in life, as you may know..."
>"I would be greatly honored, Mighty Dragon, if it is your wish, let us retire to my bedchambers and I-"
>"That will not be necessary. Here will do, I desire an audience today."
>"B-But the chambers have been prepared for your arrival Mighty Dragon! S-Surely you would prefer privacy."
>"Are you refusing my request, young prince?" She growled, the furnace within her starting to roar to life. "You should be accommodating to a guest as great as myself."
>"N-No your greatness! As you say... This hall will do."
>The prince nervously undressed, as the servants and the court averted their gaze, their hearts going out to him. Mating with a Dragon is no easy feat, yet only one with royal blood can hope to come out of it unscathed.

And that's it, I have to go to work. Complete the rest with your imagination. Sorry for blue-balling you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894066
Yep, marrying that dragon and giving her a feast of sweets

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>>14894074
It's weird this is apparently Mono's work. It looks nothing like his style, the coloring.

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>>14894070
Are you really going to say no to your big sister? Have you seen her body (Of course you have, she keeps getting you to 'accidentally' walk in on her naked)? Besides, she loves you and just wants to make sure that you're ready for the world.

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>>14894074
Staring at your breasts and procrastinating work.
Also thinking about that thick, meaty spadetail being wrapped around me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894074
What I do every day, shitpost and playing some games.
Living the dream.

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>>14894084
We need a heroic knight to save this kingdom from Dragon tyranny.

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>>14894066
Well I'm 6 ft and 200 pounds, is that small for her? Can I take both of the dragons? if not I'll go for the western pink dragon, I hope she's ready to meet me and get to know me. I think will get along great and does she like to cuddle, because that would make bonding with one another go even more smoothly?

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>>14894074
Why do ask, do you wish to come over and hang out with me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894074
I wonder, how those Dark Matter spheres feel?

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>>14894092
But then I'll have to marry my sisters! All of them! Because if I give just one a ring the rest will get upset and give me 'the face' before I run out and get them all engagement rings. And I'll have to get one for my Echidmom too... I can't leave her out.

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>>14894103
>Well I'm 6 ft and 200 pounds, is that small for her?

She's a BIG dragon anon. And does she ever love to cuddle.

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>>14894066
This Dragon from the east sounds like a trouble maker! Get my weapons and armor ready, I'll leave in when the sun rises. I might never return again

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894074
Cookin' something hot.

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>>14894066
>There is a real risk of being smothered by her.
You say that like its a bad thing.

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>>14894073
>Have Arachne mom
>All four of your sisters by some bullshit Echidna-Arachne shenanigans are the various subtypes
>Jumping Spider imouto trying to give you naizuri while the second oldest, a normal Arachne puts you in web shibari
"Hora hora~ You can't possibly please our beloved seme-- Brother like that. You don't even have any breasts <3~"
"Maybe you're just too small, and should let us take over <3~"
>She gets continuously frustrated while Arachne nee-san nibbles your ears
>Until everything seems to stop, and you see Long Legs Nee-san just watching the three of you, causing the other two to shiver
"A-Ane... We didn't hear you..."
"... What are you doing?"
"Callink ze Spiders."
>Imouto and oneesan exchange a glance between each other and laugh nervously
"We can't call the spiders. We -are- Spiders."
"Zat is ze mindset of a veak, zimple fool. Ve are of ze spiders, but also control zem."
>You can hear it, somehow
>The sound of thousands of tiny spider legs marching in unison as the floor turns into a carpet of thousands upon thousands of spiders
>All of them with one singular mission, to apprehend your two rogue sisters
>Long Legs nee-san takes you into her arms, coddling you in a pseudo bridal carry
>Smiling warmly at you, she steals your first kiss, much to the chagrin of your other two sisters
"Ze may have taken ze D, but I get your lips."
>Your heart goes doki-doki while you get carried off to a happy round of snuggle sex with your onee-san's legs going to heaven
>The eldest, Large Breed nee-san coming home to seeing the interlopers mummified in spider webbing with a four pack of Starbucks espresso shots hanging

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>>14894115
Then that's a good sign about how well we'll get along, she better be prepared for 24/7 cuddles and head pats a plenty for i'm a lover of cuddles too. I also happen to be a great cook who can whip amazing meals if she ever needs the, anything from breakfast to sweets and even more , though she'll always the sweetest thing in my books. I'm also very warm and toasty, so if she ever gets cold, we can hold each other tight so that she may never feel alone or scared.

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>>14894074
Procrastinating work, and it is also cold as shit here, so just get over here alre- I mean, you might as well stay there because I'd never come even once no matter what a monster like you may try, you will not break me!

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>>14894117
She's usually training on the Great Mountain. be careful, she gets really sweaty.
>>14894123
It is. What's worse is all the kisses she plants on your head. All while calling you terribly embarassing nicknames like "My hunnietreasure" or "My Cutiejewel"

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>>14894077
The middle sister will then get mischevious and tell your imouto to use other parts of her body instead of her too-small breasts. Her thighs, her tail (if applicable), her armpits, etc. All the while she'll be riding your face and groping and teasing both imouto and oneesan anytime they get in reach.

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>>14894137
Sounds like you two are made for each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894110
Like a sponge or fungus, I'd imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894134
Spiders aren't my thing but that's a scenario I definitely would want to live

>>14894148
>her armpits
Loli armpits are way too lewd and should be handled with caution

[Anonymous No.]

So at what point does 'soft and cuddly' become too soft and start to just be 'fat'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894158
She's still soft and cuddly though!

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>>14894134
I would scream and run away as soon as an army of actual spiders came rolling in.

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>>14894145
I don't think those names are 'terribly embarrassing'. She would get along with my mom, she makes some truly embarrassing names for my dad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894158
fat girls are for belly punching!
dont worry, their fat! it wont hurt them

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894158
I really like those scars(?) on her face, she's a total cutie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894158
>tfw no big brown cow to sit on your face

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894167
Oh well, it's your funeral.
>>14894175
>tfw no big brave scarred monster girl to protect you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894145
A sweaty dragon? Who knows what slippery tricks she'll want to pull on me. I better think a strategy to bring her down.

Tell me my friend, what are her weaknesses?

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>>14894158
Is this one really 'soft' so much as she is extremely well endowed? I swear I see the outline of some abs underneath those chocolaty milk orbs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894158
Doesn't matter to me.
Fit or fat, flat or endowed I'd take them all the same

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894095
>Wanting an Alp's spadetail
t. Anon the Slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894170
/d is were the ryona's at

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>>14894187
>tfw no big brave scarred monster girl to protect you
I want an intimidating extra /fit/ Jinko with scars all over her body who loves nothing more than cuddling her man and spoiling him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894191
You didn't heat it from me but

Her ears
>>14894206
I want a big strong huge breasted minotaur to carry me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894206
Does she speak in broken English? This is important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894205
Oh sorry I meant it as a joke.
I'm not really in to getting off on suffering

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894134
>as the floor turns into a carpet of thousands upon thousands of spiders
No no no no give me the flamethrower

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>>14894158
>>14894170
>Big brown Holst is strolling about a paddock.
>Sees a little boy running over to her.
>"Ara ara~ How are you little one, do yo-"
>He slugs her in the stomach.
>"Ah! You little shit! Get the fuck back here!"
>Holst chases after the boy while he runs away laughing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894158
I'd say this is still fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894214
>I want a big strong huge breasted minotaur to carry me.
Also a great option, Minotaurs are lovely.
>>14894216
Probably broken English but more from the fact she spends all her time in the wild and rarely interacts with anyone than speaking a different language.

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>>14894222
To be fair, this is actually something I could believe happening

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>>14894222
Poor holst. She'll never catch a youthful boy when she's weighed down by those sloshing milk jugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894228
Oh lawdy she needs a milking.

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>>14894158
Flabs

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>>14894201
That's a Lilim, not an alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894232
She could snipe him in the back of the head with a well aimed milk squirt to knock him down.

[Anonymous No.]

Since Baphomets canonically have the best pussy, do they have the best ass too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894228
I want to spend days sleeping in that lap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894206
>tfw no ultra /fit/ ex-Russian paramilitary Jinko covered in scars to protect my smile and cuddle with me every night
Just kill me now lord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894239
And then have him help her relieve her burden.

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>>14894241
>canonically have the best pussy
Nigga what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894045
Need more MGs with larger breasts, lizardgirl wearing a chestplate unable to hold her tits!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894237
That's nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894239
That's a... interesting way to solve the problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894253
>They are especially known for having the most amazing vagina out of all monsters
Right from the profile. KC is a huge lolicon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894239
Then she pins him down until he learns his lesson.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894239
Man squirt gun fights at the church of Hathor must be really fun.

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>>14894261
They have probably the tightest vagina, but that doesn't mean it's the "best pussy you're going to ever get". Keep in mind KC has Nip bias because their women tend to be on the smaller side when it comes to their vaginal canals so of course he's going to want to go for the wet and tight over something like a Lilim who's pussy must feel like sticking your dick in warm, pliant dough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894266
Little boys must be punished by holst onee-sans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894271
I'm not buying from your bakery anymore.

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>>14894222
Idea bucket time!
>Bunch of teen boys form a gang, terrorising monster girls and just being a overall menace.
>Till one day the village/city/whatever has enough and forms a group of same age MG's that take interest in the boys to stop them
>judgement day arrives.
>One by one the boys are taken out in unique ways
>Fear increases as one guy is pulled away by a arachne's webs while another is left behind due to being put down by oomukade venom.
>until only the leader is left to fend for himself against the leader of the MG group.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894266
Remember kids! The bigger the Holst the more dangerous she is.

[Anonymous No.]

Sea Slime "wearing" a transparent ball gown formed from her own body, teaching Anon to dance underwater.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894288
>one guy is pulled away by a arachne's webs while another is left behind due to being put down by oomukade venom.
What shitty friends, I would have tried to save my comrades.

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>>14894181
>Big brown cow sits on your face
>Plush cheeks almost molding around your face
>Her musk filling your nostrils
>Wrap your arms around her thighs and bury your face into her crotch
>Teasing and licking at her lips through her panties
>Hear her moans muffled through her legs
>Feel a tug on your jeans as she opens them up
>Cold air rushes against your throbbing cock
>Her hand wraps around it, gently stroking it before you are suddenly engulfed by something hot & wet
>Return the favor, pulling aside her panties before diving into her moistened pussy
>Her moans as she gets eaten out make her hum as she sucks, sending shivers up your cock
>Suddenly you are released for a moment before your cock is buried in warm, soft flesh
>She kneads and massages your cock between her tits before she begins to pump
>Being so utterly smothered by her feels incredible, so much you can barely keep up your own work
>Without warning your tip is once more taken into her mouth and you instinctively let out a moan
>She suckles at your tip as she works her tits even harder
>You begin to to thrust your hips in time with her, desperate to impregnate those beautiful flesh pillows
>Your face is slathered in her juices by this point and your mind is swimming as you feel your orgasm building
>You bury your face as deep as you can, lapping up her juices as your balls contract
>Your orgasm rips through your cock, each thick spurt of cum like lightning up your spine
>You lay there for what seems like an eternity, smothered by her as you drain yourself
>Finally, light and fresh air reach your lungs as she shifts off of you
>Her thighs, chest, and face are completely slathered in various secretions as she looks at you with a coy smile
>'Hehehe. Did you have fun, sweetie?'

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894158
When someone looks like an RL version of a Kloah sketch

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[Anonymous No.]

>>14894288
I would cause total chaos around the town battling/running away from the MG leader and make sure the city feels it.

Blaze of glory!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894305
She looks as cuddly as that Kraken in the Kraken doujin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894295
That's nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894295
It would certainly be beautiful, but I'd appreciate if she taught me how to breathe underwater first.
Unless it's an excuse for her to kiss me so often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894254
Agreed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894261
>Right from the profile. KC has good taste
Fixed

>>14894271
>like sticking your dick in warm, pliant dough.
That doesn't sound very pleasant.

[Anonymous No.]

Horror movie about a group of men stuck in a building full of monstergirls when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894325
Aren't all older sister types cuddly by default?

Even if they're cold and slimey, or have sharp gnarled claws. They're all soft and cuddly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894332
>if she taught me how to breathe underwater first.
Isn't that Sea Bishop's thing? Or is it mamono mana from any aquatic MG?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894337
>That doesn't sound very pleasant
That's the exact words that ManyEyedHydra uses to describe the feeling of dicking his most (in)famous Succubus when she's not threatening to crush your dick into paste with a kegel flex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894344
The former

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>>14894339
Sounds like a porn version of Cabin in the Woods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14892618
Season 2 of what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894356
Sounds fucking perfect, fund it.

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>>14894332
Wel, she can store a huge amount of air in the bell around her waist, so of course she can kiss you every few seconds to keep you comfortable.
Or she can stay close and use a tentacle to pass oxygen to your mouth, if you like that.

Of course, if you marry her in the presence of a Sea Bishop, you'll be granted the ability to breathe underwater anyway. Then you can dance with her in absolute comfort.

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>>14894339
>>14894356
>>14894360
Wish I was a decent writefag so I'd write this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894356
>Stoner picks up a cow skull
"Woah dude! Check this out!"
>Meanwhile in the Facility
>Warning sirens blaring, a rocking elevator capsule being elevated
"Are you sure about this?"
"It's the rules, they picked up the cow skull."
"But what about clean-up?"
"Son, we'll be lucky if there's anything to clean up."
"But... She's... You know..."
"But she's ours."
>Older guy presses a button on the console
>A robotic hand grips a piece of cloth and pulls, letting a covered eye free, the monster's irises going golden and glowing
>The doors explode outward as the cabin area is covered in a dense fog laced with some aphrodisiacs
>All the four men hear of her arrival is an inarticulate yell that sounds strangely familiar to "COOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCKKS"
THY PELVIS CONSUMED.

>>14894378
Bummer, man.

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>>14894378
You're never going to write anything with that mindset.

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>>14894318
>Blaze of glory!
That would be a awesome thing to do

>Anon known for random pranks and destruction is corned on a roof top by a dragon.
This is the end for you Anon, you days of terrorizing this city are ov-"
>Before she can finish explosions rip though the city, not regular explosions, but paint bombs big enough to coat streets in all kinds of colours.
>The dragon looks around at the the pure chaos until she turns to Anon in a rage as he is laughing like a mad man.
>"I think I should have used more yellow to brighten the slums up, what to you think?"
"You bastard! don't think you'll get away with this!"
>"I didn't plan to"
"what?"
>Even if I wanted I cant escape from here, but did you really think I would just walk into the shadows with a whimper? To be taken out by you and that would be the end of it? no miss dragon, I will go out with a bang! or several, as you can see"
>Anon raises is arms in a grand gesture
>"Welcome to my blaze of glory miss dragon, Welcome to my `Last dance`!"

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>>14893713
That actually sounds like it would be fun to write.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894362
Option 1 sounds romantic, being kept alive by her kisses and love.
Of course, eventually getting married would be a given, so I can stay with her in her home environment.

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>>14894400
It'd be like Aliens! Only with more pelvis-crushing snu-snu and less chest-bursting facehugger snu-snu.

>"They're coming out of the walls! They're coming out of the goddamn walls!"

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>>14894356
I think it's already been agreed that pretty much all monstergirl-verse monster movies are just porn.

>Zombie apocalypse movie
>2 hour undead orgy. Lots of zombies and mummies getting railed and the extra-spooky boss zombie they like to throw in these days is a wight or a lich

>Dracula movie
>60 minutes of vampire nipping at her husbando's neck and waxing his puppet until dhampire daughteru shows up in the last half hour of the movie and things get even lewder

>Sea monster movie
>Boat sinks. Aquatic monstergirls show up. Underwater dickings. Kurt Russell is also there with that sweet ass gun from Deep Rising that they didn't actually use very much.

>The Blob
>A slime girl absorbs water until her tits, hips, and ass have their own zip code and then fucks her husbando

>Fire in the Sky
>Human men get abducted by a flying saucer full of monstergirls who gangbang them until the credits hit. High tech interstellar sex toys are heavily involved.

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>>14894392
>Welcome to my `Last dance`!
I cant help but think if this was a scene in a anime he'd say that in engrish

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>>14894448
My rast dancu!

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>>14894441
>Deep Rising
>men stuck on a cruise ship with sandworms of the aquatic variant

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894392
so what happens next?

>>14894454
if I could draw that scene I would use that line

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894441
>>Human men get abducted by a flying saucer full of monstergirls who gangbang them until the credits hit. High tech interstellar sex toys are heavily involved.

Tell me more about these sex toys.

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>>14894424
If no one else wants to write it, I'll gladly do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894476
How about you just fucking do it instead of advertising to the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894479
I wasn't as you say 'Fucking advertising'. It's a good idea that another writefag can pick up if they want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894472
easy, he gained the dragons respect by managing to pull it off, and she reward him with rape

or she could join him and spread the mayhem

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>>14894479
>Advertising
>Didn't even drop a writefag name

People announce all the time to avoid multiple people working on an identical idea and making things all awkward.
Drop the butthurt act, Mister Bummer Man.

[Anonymous No.]

https://56.media.tumblr.com/ce8fdc6cd4b10cb558df3aae626a1e0b/tumblr_o3qq1ip85w1sk31cyo1_1280.png

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>>14894502
>Polt
Niet.

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>>14894502
Cute. I love underwear tied with string to fit comfortably around a tail like that.

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>>14894441
>giant monster movie
>giant version of monstergirl rampages through the city for 10 minutes before having sex with her husbando

How DO we make monstergirl kaiju movies without them being appealing only to people with a giantess fetish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894502
Clothed is my fetish

If only she was still wearing a skirt or shirt

[Anonymous No.]

What went wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894502
I'm surprised Mono drew furry

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>>14894512
nothing, nobody had an massive complaints

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>>14894512
It's only a drawing

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>>14894512
Nothing?

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>>14894499
That's nice, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894512
>glasses
>panders to teacher fetishism

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894512
We already have better smartypants girls. She's pretty eh overall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894510
You know the oxygen destroyer guy? Make him shrink ray guy instead.

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>>14894514
Maybe he's not anal about it like some people here, and still classifies her as a monstergirl.

>>14894512
Uninspired design which KC tried to compensate for by basing her entirely around a flimsy fetish.

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>>14894506
>Polt
Da

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>>14894530
>and still classifies her as a monstergirl.
Look on his tumblr, he has furry as one of the tags for the picture.

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>>14894530
>and still classifies her as a monstergirl
Look at his tumblr nigga, even based Mono acknowledges she's a furry.

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>>14894539
Oh. Maybe he just doesn't give much of a shit, then. She still looks cute, and definitely looks better than the siths.

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>>14894502
Oh fuck yeah Mono actually did the idea!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894502
>Polt
Absolutely perfect.

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>>14894510
Don't, that'd be like a Godzilla movie where Godzilla is 2m tall and hunting people in an abbandoned house. There really isn't a point to the genre if you do.

You wouldn't watch Poor Little Human Boy: Oni Edition if you don't like muscular girls, would you?

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>>14894512
For me it's just that I dislike basing a monster girl around a job because nine times out of ten, putting another monster girl in that job is more appealing. Same applies to Kikis and Shoggoths and their maid gimmick.

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>>14894476
I'm actually making a draft right now. Probably pretty shitty, but I might make it better later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894560
Remember Janet?

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>>14894544
>and definitely looks better than the siths
Hey now, there's nothing wrong with Cait Sith.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894562
Okay. Good luck fellow writefag. Do it well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894566
Wow, those proportions are fucked. Holy shit.
Even defurring can't make them good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894562
The first draft is always shit. Just don't be a cider guzzler and delete it at the first sign of criticism.

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>>14894566
>those long-ass upper legs

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>>14894562
Just remember not to write one portion of it, post it and then drop it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894574
The art itself is shit but the design is nice enough, shame it wasn't done by a more competent artist.

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>>14894577
No worries there, I plan to keep drafts up as (DRAFT) copies for personal comparison.

It might be a little while.

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>>14894514
The degeneration begins

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>>14894512
>I feel bad for Hakutaku. She knows almost everything, but she doesn't know how to get popular.

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>>14894585
Hey now it's not the first time he's done something controversial, he's drawn futa once or twice before. Much like this time he didn't post it here, he knows to keep that stuff separate from the thread and that's okay.

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>>14894586
Didn't mean to greentext

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>>14894593
I think he's talking about the fact that once you start tapping into that furry money, you ain't coming back

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>>14894593
And good on him for not posting it here. That doesn't mean furry isn't a slippery slope to clopsville.

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>>14894601
Doesn't necessarily mean it is, either.
Polt's not all that anthropomorphic furry anyway.

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>>14894512
I want to visit a Hakutaku and ask her "How do I seduce a Hakutaku?", her reaction would be priceless

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>>14894599
What if there aren't actually any furry artists, just legions of artists who aren't too proud to rake in bucket after bucket of disposable income from people who get a hardon for disney characters but can't draw for shit?

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>>14894606
Just as furry as KC's siths. Crab just raws his muzzles shorter.

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>>14894502
I don't really care about her, but I think there's nothing wrong with Polt.

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>>14894496
>or she could join him and spread the mayhem
lets go with this!

"Last dace?"
>"Indeed miss dragon, what better way to end it then to by dragging a city to it's knees with paint bombs.
>The dragon looks around once more at the now rainbow streets and people below. she stays quiet for some time
"Are you really happy with this?"
>"Why not? are you saying this isn't the best way to end it all?"
>Anon is surprised as the dragon looked at him with a glint in her eye and a increasing worrying smile.
"Anon, what I'm saying is, what if you could top this?"
>"what a are you getting at?"
>The dragon flew in to the sky and gestured to the city
"How long do you think it'll be before the city forgets about this? several months? A year or Two? and if I put you behind bars, the city would return to before you started."
>"peaceful?"
>the dragon swooped down and pinned anon to the roof's floor
"Boring! So very boring! all this time I've witnessing you enjoy doing this like it was the greatest game, even the Cheshire's don't know how do what you do. and it was only now when you've decided to end it that I realise...I cant let you."
>Anon was confused as hell "why?"
"If you end it now, I will lose what makes me love this city, I will lose what what I like about you"
>Anon wonders about what she just said as she lets him stand up
"I want in."

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>>14894613
The leg anatomy is entirely different, Polt's proportions are more human, the fur not on her extremities is intended from a visual perspective to look indistinguishable from skin where it doesn't tuft, and she possesses a button nose, not a muzzle. The shape and structure of her head is that of any other human anime character, with a more defined dark circle of a nose.

The sith face shape includes the protruding lower portion which Polt lacks, especially more noticeable on the Cu Sith. The hand structure of the sith is also way closer to actual animal paws than Polt's hands are.

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>>14894618
This man gets it.

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>>14894502
Literally just fapped and I come back to this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894638
When monstergirls are involved, there is no rest for the dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894584
That's super nice.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey kid, I'm on break right now but if you need help with something or just want a chat go for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894659
Wana fuck?

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>>14894659
Wanna play some cards? Best outta three, loser buys dinner?

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>>14894635
>the fur not on her extremities is intended from a visual perspective to look indistinguishable from skin where it doesn't tuft
This doesn't make her any less furry, though I'll concede your other points. But just because she isn't up the dangerously cheesy spectrum doesn't really change a thing.

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>>14894659
Why can't you leave us alone?

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>>14894659
You know, I'm not even sure this Centaur is a bandit, she's too well-dressed and I've never seen her do any bandit stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894659
Dr. Horsepussy, I'm CIA

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894659
Do you fantasize about literal stallions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894659
She's just so ugly it's almost painful

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894659
Could you stop hitting on me already?
You know I'm married.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893484
>Mummy
On one hand, she's quiet and shuffles around lazily. On the other, she's one of the most teasable monsters in the world. Sure, I'd notice her.

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>>14894659
I think you're pretty cool. Can we hangout?

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>>14894659
Sure.
I'm looking for a chesty and rather hefty looking centaur that follows that cow cult.

Apparently I'm supposed to be her husband but no one knows where she is.

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>>14894662
Yeah, I know. I'm just remarking on some of the visual and design differences between Polt and the Siths.

At least Polt doesn't only deal in absolutes.

>>14894669
Her bust seems like it's too far back. Not her breasts, but everything directly above them feel like they were placed too far back on the rest of her body. It lends an uncanny effect, although it may just be the combination of the armour and the ridiculous breast size.
The framing of her face isn't that great as well, it's true. It's like the ratio of skin to actual facial features is too high.

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>>14894671
Do you think she cares?

[Anonymous No.]

Why are bats so tempting to head pat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894683
I'm glad someone else notices how awful she looks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894671
It's okay, so is she. She won't tell anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894686
>Miss Bat are you trying to seduce me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894686
It's because they're so full of love and mofu and so horribly underappreciated by writefags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894659
Can you teach me how to protect myself against bandits?

[Anonymous No.]

My friend drew a Chimera. What do you guys think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894697
What is with the manface?

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>>14894697
Good god.
I could not be hitting the run button any harder.

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>>14894691
Shame too because they have a lot of potential.
>Wing hugs
>"Blind as a bat" can be played for laughs
>The hair over the eyes look is super cute
>Extra sensitive ears for teasing and possible asmr

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894697
Nope nope nope nope nope.
Nope. Nope.


Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894697
Jojo face/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894697
The face is a no, the rest is ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894697
Nose is too big, face overall looks too manly, ears are completely wrong and I'm not a fan of the "beauty mark" he added but that last part is more down to personal taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894686
They are so goddamned adorable.
Also, >>14894691 and >>14894705 have the right ideas. I'd especially love teasing one's ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894697
Imagine that face giving you a blowjob

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894697
>Screams externally

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894718
>Still no fruitbat onee-san

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894659
I got lost and my older sisters must be looking for me, can you help me find them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894720
It would be like the weird, stretchy horse faces they show in porn

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>>14894632
I've just realised how un-sex my writing is

>"You want in?"
>the dragons tail was starting to twitch
"I want to be at your side as you make this city interesting, I want to help you reach greater heights, and above all..."
>The dragon grips your shoulders with her claws and stares you in the face.
"If there must be a `Last dance`, we shall make it together"
>"The people know how you follow me, cant exactly be a partner in crime like that."
>The dragon huffs with smoke coming out her nose
"Don't worry about that, I have my ways"
>"fine, still, its going to be a while before my next... our next act. so here"
>anon passes the dragon a paint ball pistol
>"You gotta start small. anyways for now I'm going home" anon headed to the staircase.
"Wait! if you were going to turn yourself in, did you have this?"
>"I was going to give it to you anyway. thought you might want a sentimental treasure or some thing." anon says a he left, leaving the dragon alone on the roof.
>she stares at the paint ball gun with a smile
"A treasure indeed.., but he is some thing more valuable"
>and with that she took to the skies, thinking of the fun she'll have in the future.

end

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894720
Thanks for the nightmares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894720
I'd sooner let a Cu-Sith touch me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894717
she*

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894660
>>14894661
>>14894665
>>14894667
>>14894671
>>14894678
>>14894679
>>14894692
>>14894725
You were all captured with nets by the horse pussy bandits hiding in the bushes waiting to ambush gullible idiots.

You deserve what you get, Horse Pussy Bandit has been rude everyday and suddenly she's nice? Wake up! Obviously a trap! On this day a magical life lesson comes to you!

You are however sold to some nice rich MGs who wanted pets, husbands, sex slaves, or whatever. Some happiness just at the cost of your freedom. Probably worth it maybe possibly.

>>14894664
>>14894668
>>14894669
You three escape because you're too dickish to get too close to her. Well done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894659
Carrot soup's on, baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894741
I just told you, my nee-sans were looking for me. Good luck dealing with two yandere shark girls on frenzy mode.

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>>14894697
Usually, I don't rag on artists for not going for an anime style face. I think it's important to have some variety, and there's some aspects which manga-styled art can be sorely lacking in.
Barb, for example, I believe takes inspiration from one of the card artists for Magic the Gathering. Or at the very least it looks like he does.
I'm fond of that, but having a face that which looks like it can express a wide range of emotion is something that anime style can typically do better than a lot of western styles you see.

That said, I have to agree with everyone here that the face is simply not appealing in the slightest.
I'm fairly certain the jawline is the main issue here, but the face looks extremely mannish.
The absurd prominence of the lips is another thing I hate in certain western styles, because it just looks artificial, like the skin was replaced with Botox and paint. Here, they look like they've been stuck onto the face as a separate entity entirely.
The harsh shadings and contrasts on the face make it look sharp and angular and not all all pleasant to look at, and I think that's the most general, pervasive problem here.
In the skin, the hair, and the features, there's no actual consistency. The lips and hair both look like CG assets added to the image, and the level of detail in the face is entirely disproportionate to the level of detail on the body in general, which lends a really uncanny feel to the whole thing.

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>>14894741
>Can't find woman I was betrothed to

Well that's not good.
I can't just sit here and be a slave while the bride I've never met is out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894741
*it was a hologram*

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894741
What happens if I run away from the person who bought me, get captured again by the HPB and sold to a different person?

Can I start a cicle of being bought and sold?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894741
>Shouting insults from a distance thwarts her plans
Time to bully some bandit horsepussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894768
I want to make the horse pussy cry and understand she is worst MG.

[Anonymous No.]

http://nichegamer.com/2016/03/genkai-tokki-seven-pirates-girl-cast-options-grow-shrink-breasts/

Thread relevant part is

>For those hoping there will be male eye-candy, Kochiwa confirmed the game is a girls-only adventure. “We decided to focus on the soft breasts of women,” said Kochiwa. As for how many girls – there will be seven female main characters, with “many” monster girls appearing. According to Kochiwa, some monster girls are particularly “lively” when rendered in 3D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894392
>>14894632
>>14894728
Paste binned this shit, I don't expect you to care
http://pastebin.com/uz9H230Z

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894724
I doubt anybody will touch werebats in writing after ovaries did

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894771
I want to beg a lilim to make horsepussy into human paladins and warriors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894777
It's been something I've wanted to do for a while now. Why, what did ovaries do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894779
>Cerea without the horse part

Literally the perfect woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894785
So Saber with cowtits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894775
When are you going to do a greentext that doesn't involve dragons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894785
I bet she'd be better with a sword too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894791
Less of a shitty attitude

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>>14894100
>You were born, fatherless, in the pagan lands of the Gododdin.
>Taken in by a local Warlord, since the time you could hold a sword, you've been fighting in the tribal wars of the Northern Kings.
>You were barely old enough to shave when you you held the line at Catraeth, where so many others fell around you.
>It wasn't long after that when you ventured into the Pictish Wilds to hunt down the dread sorcerer Pelug and end his rampage.
>You weren't yet out of your teens when the High King called all of Albion to war against the invading armies of the Karling Valkyrie.
>You celebrated your coming of age the day after the battle of Llydaw, the war finally won, where you met the High King's son for the first time... and abruptly realized, just looking at him, that he was your older half-brother.
>Which is why you were banished; the High King couldn't let an embarrassing liability like you exist in his realm, but couldn't kill you and risk angering the whole of the north.
>Which is how you wound up shipwrecked on an unknown shore, plucked off the rocks by a passing band of Norsemen.
>Which led to you fighting giants alongside them outside the gates of distant Holmgardr, and joining them on the long portage down the eastern rivers into the vast lands of the Slavs, where you came to the aid of the Rurikovich family and their Kikimora matriarch against the marauding horse-folk of the Volga, before traveling south along the Dneipr and defeating the murderous creature known only as the 'Flesh Tearer' that had blocked the way to the southern seas since the fall of the Old Empire.
>Which led to you all finally anchoring in the vast, ancient capital of the New Empire, where you met the Archon, a being raised from the ground in ancient times by a Dragon's tooth that had held stewardship over these lands since the death of the Last Emperor in the west many centuries ago.
>And it is there that you became a founding member of the Varangian Guard.
>So after all this, after all these years, you sit in the great hall one day eating breakfast and reading an odd letter.
>Odd because it's from home.
>They want you to come back and stop a Dragon from touching your brother in his, and I quote, 'No-no place'.

What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894742
What's it like, being the only human male in a camp full of bandits that pay you to make food instead of being enslaved like the others?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894791
Basically. In keeping with the horse theme, I'd dig a tall Cerea with a full rump and long legs.
She can keep the horse ears too. Those are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894741
No.
NO! Everyday I go up to her and ask her if she wants to fuck and something always gets in the way or she outright says no. But not this time, this time I wont let anything stop me, not those shitty bandits, not every guard in the city they brought me to, or even the patrols they sent after me of which only half returned with their clothes.
This horse pussy has pushed me too far for too long, she will know my spite, and she will know the feeling of being cummed inside if I have to chase her to the ends of the Earth or beyond!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894772
>with “many” monster girls appearing. According to Kochiwa, some monster girls are particularly “lively” when rendered in 3D.

Sounds good, too bad the main characters aren't MGs as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894793
http://pastebin.com/1ziHDN0w
http://pastebin.com/8atLkWye

I do admit that its kinda weird seeing as ive barly done any thing for my favs

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894772
Niiice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho7AI4DVgKM

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894801
>Anon succumbing to madness while chained to the floor by a Yandere stinkbug that bought him

My condolences friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894799
Very hot, wet, and musky. Sometimes there's sugar cubes and ass pats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894812
what are your faves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894824
3 way tie between salamander, gnome and lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

Cait-Sith is literally based on pic-related. Same hair, Same attitude, same everything.

[Anonymous No.]

Evening Master, why are you still up so late? Is tomorrow not a fresh new day? What am I doing? I am merely keeping things clean around here, staying awake aslong as Master is awake.

Do the rythmic strokes of my broom attract your attention? Feel free to study them, forgetting about your problems for a while, forgetting about life for a while as it just sweeps away. Relax and let your maid take care of you and hold you in an embrace. Rest and let your dreams carry you away. But Master whatever you do, promise me this:

As you walk this world, please never give up hope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894833
You can't stop me from giving up on life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894816
Had exactly that in mind.
>>14894820
>implying anything will keep me from my prize.

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>>14894833
NOOO I LOVE DESPAAAIR

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>>14894800
I'd do a big tittied Saber Centaur.

Because then I get to stick it in her front pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894783
werebat greentext. ruined them harder than fox studios and fantastic four

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894833
>why are you still up so late?
Its not even 6pm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894830
Why those 3?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894833
Because I'm at work.


Now take your milk ration, snuggle up in a blanket for I shall desire someone soft when I return

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894833
I've lost my way a long time ago.

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>>14894756
Thank you for your constructive criticism! I'm the artist, and I definitely could have put more work into it, I got worn down when I was drawing it. But thank you sincerely for not being harsh just fair C: I'll take you criticism and learn from it.

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>>14894849
Salamander because i like hot blooded people (pun intended to max) and warriors
Gnome because she's nice, and earth is a untreated power on top of the elements in MGE being forgotten
Lilims fuel my corruption boner, its the variety at their disposal that lets them beat the demon in my books

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>>14894833
First off, it's barely even 7PM here.
Second of all, I've already begun to give up on everything. It's impossible to please everyone that I need to please to get anywhere in life. What is the goddamned point?
Whatever, I'm up this "late" because I'm blogposting about how I'll never have a soft, cuddly, and clingy monstergirl to be with. Goddamn, I'll take being chained up by an Arachne at this point.

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>>14894798
Go back, but not for my brother nor for pride, but mind as well see if that dragon have a sister or something.

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>>14894833
Ms. Kiki, you're trying to seduce me.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh-oh anon, all that walking with your head down finally got back to you. Seems you accidentally walked into the girls bathroom!

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/mamono

Which gal is in there and what happens to you?

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>>14893484
>mucus toad
Oh boy do i

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894884
>Undine
Probably goes ara ara and try to convince me to stay

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894872
FEED ME CORRUPTION STORIES

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>>14894658
A bit of warning, I've got the better part of the story drafted up, but I have no idea how I'm gonna end it. Should I go sweet 'n sappy, or full horror stockholm syndrome?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894898
As in like, mindbreak or something?

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>>14894884
>Mantis

I'm a dead man.

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>>14894905
Whatever you feel like, man. The standards in this shithole aren't exactly high.

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>>14894905
Full horror anon! FULL HORROR!

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>>14894884
>Dark matter
its the MGE version of a minecraft creeper so wherever i am is nuked by her energy

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>>14894884
>Merrow

How did I miss the boys bathroom so hard I hit the public baths? Well sex happens I guess, and she probably will sympathize with me first though.

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>>14894884
>Oomukade
We begin a contest to see who drops the most spaghetti

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>>14894884
>Karakasa-Obake
She uses her tongue to pull me into a cubicle and rapes me, searches my belongings to find out where I live and leave me as a bodily fluid covered mess for the cleaner to find.

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>>14894906
more girls becoming monsters girls
throw mindbreak in in if you want

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>>14894884
>solider beetle
Probably ends up with her being surprised to see me, as she was in there trying to gain the confidence to ask me out. To which I tell her take your time and that I'd love to go out with her and that she is cute. Then we go out on a fun date, get to know about each other some more, and go back to my place and ask if she'd like to cuddle with me.

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>>14894884
>alp
>rolled three times in a row
Oh look, she's got a lifetime supply of spaghetti falling out of her pockets.

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>>14894922
I can't think of any recent girls into MG's, but an anon wrote a wonderland mindbreak recently.

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>>14894884
>>14894925
>Alp God damn it
"She" probably freaks out and thinks they're the one in the wrong bathroom

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894884
>Cheshire Cat

I think I can sum up what happens.

>:3

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>>14894893
Ara Ara water sex?
>>14894908
Was nice knowing you anon
>>14894913
You should probably apologize to the rest of the city
>>14894916
You really like to stare at your feet when you walk it seems
>>14894920
Bad end?
>>14894924
>>14894925
>>14894918
>>14894935
The janitors are going to have to clean up so much spaghetti.

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>>14894884
>Wurm

I imagine I won't get out of this without having some bones broken

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>>14894884
>Nereid
>"You just accidentally happened to wonder in to an underwater bathroom in the middle of the ocean on the way to your kitchen?"
I am obviously not a clever man.

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>>14894884
>Dryad
Just say sorry and walk away, its not like she is going to chase me anyway.

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>>14894947
>Bad end?
Don't worry, I'm depraved enough to enjoy that sort of thing.

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>>14894841
>>14894845
>>14894862
>>14894873

Master, take a step back and take a deep breath. Look at how the lines in your life connect, what led you to where you are now and what the path you are following now will lead you to. Is it the path you want Master? If so, then nothing needs to change.

But Master, if your current road is not the one you wish to follow. Then perhaps it is time to make a change, to change your path in a different one, more suitable to your tastes.

Understand Master, that changes don't need to be large and reaching the path you seek cannot be attained in a single change. It will need motivation and above all, discipline on your part Master.
But remember that it only takes a little of both to alter something small, perhaps giving you the needed motivation and discipline to do more next time.

I have confidence in your succes Master, all you need to do is reach out and try.

>>14894880
May a maid not indulge his Master in the simpler pleasures in life? Do you not wish to stroke your hands through the soft feathers of a Kikimora's tail? To softly blow into her ears and look into her loving eyes?

Tell me Master, is a maid not allowed to receive and share such pleasures with her Master?

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>>14894884
>Weresheep
She'd probably get super flustered and then panic, only to knock me out chloroform style by smothering me with her wool.

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>>14894981
Kiss my ass and clean my floor, dog. I don't need your motivational speeches.

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>>14894981
I wish you were a Shoggoth. Then we could just fuck and be done with it.

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>>14894947
True, spaghetti may be spilled, but don't forget she's a strong Solider beetle who is also very sweet. On the outside, she's a strong and quiet girl who has the strength to lift great objects; but with me she's shy yet strong girl who loves nothing more than to cuddle with me. She also loves it when I give her head pats, as they help her relax when she's either sad or stressed. I love her all the same, solider beetles are one of many girls who deserve more love.

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>>14894981
meh i'll just end it and be over with it

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>>14894884
>Arch Imp
Bummer

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>>14894869
No problem. I hate seeing comments which just boil down to "Eugh, that face" or "NOPE." just because that sort of thing can just be really demoralising to an artist, potentially. It's been demoralising to me in the past, at least.

Bear in mind, there's possibly no such thing as objective criticism, and I'm no critic, but what I typed out earlier is how I see the picture being improved in general.
When you're drawing a monstergirl picture like that, I suppose sex appeal is the main intent. For that, you absolutely can't dip into the uncanny valley at all, so an expressive face can help with that. Otherwise, I'll just be repeating myself.

It's funny actually, I could ramble for paragraphs about this sort of thing. On sites like DeviantArt, the concept of criticism doesn't seem to exist. It's why so many bad habits and just plain bad art exists. In this thread in particular, criticism does exist, and is absurdly biased towards eastern art, which makes sense, I suppose. But like I've said, just idealising that style isn't going to lead to any progression or development in terms of art. This place will just tell you to get rid of the nose, or make the eyes bigger, or whatever. They just want to see more anime girls, because this is /jp/ after all.

My advice is that you check out /ic/. Post your work there and state how you want to improve, and see what advice you get. That place is mostly pretty good as a resource.
If you don't go there already, check out the Conceptart.org forums. This site is amazing as a community and a resource. A lot of people go there to improve, and you'll see a lot of "noob to pro" threads, showing the picture-by-picture improvement of artists over the course of years. The guys over there are generally pretty helpful, and you'll see a lot of professional artists too.

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>>14894981
>May a maid not indulge his master

...wait what?!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>14895022
A bad girl just got shittier. Leave it to horse pussy to ruin things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894981
>is a maid not allowed to receive and share such pleasures.

It's not that. I just didn't expect such boldness. Wouldn't it be more proper for me to make the first move?

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>>14894833
Kiki you look like you came out of an oracle of: game.
What will you trade me for this witch's magic vacuum cleaner

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>>14895018
>/ic/
He'll probably get better advice in existing drawthreads anon.

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>>14895022
Go home.

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>>14895018
>My advice is that you check out /ic/
I wouldn't advise my worst enemy to go there. /ic/ is only good if you want to aim for realism or hipster-bait modern art.

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>>14895047
Fair enough. I admit I don't actually go on /ic/ that often, but the few times that I have they've generally been pretty helpful.
At any rate, it's much better than going to /lit/ for advice on writing. Or advice on anything, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894981
Not worth it.

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>>14894884
>Sahuagin
The kuudere bullying that follows will be legendary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894884
>Arch-Imp
Oh god, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894981
>Do you not wish to stroke your hands through the soft feathers of a Kikimora's tail?
I would fucking kill all of you fuckers if it means having a soft kiki tail wiggling on my hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895082
I wouldn't kill you for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895088
Nah he's on the right track. I'd definitely murder any of you AND your families if it meant I could spend 5 minutes with my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895094
You're really hurting my feelings by saying that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895102
Welcome to the waifu wars, fag, just pick up a rifle and a waifu daki and get in any trench available.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895082
>>14895094
If you were bound and gagged I would, but I would not bust my ass around planning murders for an MG universe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895102
Well, if it's any consolation, I'd hand you the gun if you had the same opportunity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895105
He needs to stay the fuck away from my hole though. This hole was made for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894697
Is that the UT Hud? That kills the picture the most.

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>>14895082
>Anon goes on a /mgt/ killing spree
>At long last, every regular poster here is dead with a knife, bullet, or church spire sticking into them at some fatal angle
>As Anon stands over the corpse of Alpanon, who sought refuge out in the uninhabitable wasteland known as Canada, a holy light shines from above
>Anon shields his eyes, but can make something out
>Something descending
>Could it be?
>Anon drops to his knees, arms outstretched and tears in his eyes, waiting to receive his prize
>His kikimora waifu
>"I waited so long for you," he sobs
>"The things I did... But it's all been worth it! All to see your smiling-"
>He stops as his gift finally descends into his hands
>It is not a kikimora
>Though it is, as it turns out, a genuine kikimora tail, cut off at the base and served on a lovely silver platter
>It is very soft, and, as was requested by Anon, still wiggling
>Possibly a result of muscle spasms after having been severed from the kikimora itself, but who can really say?
>Anon holds the tail in his bloodied hands, staring at it dumbfounded
>Elsewhere in the multiverse, a kikimora will be very shocked when she wakes up to discover that a wizard has transmuted a certain high-potassium fruit onto her body, just above her rump where a certain fluffy protrusion should be located
>Such is life in the multiverse.

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>>14894884
>Roper
Looks like I just got roped into a slimy situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895155
---BAD ENDING---

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895155
What a waste of a banana. You could make a smoothie with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895155
That's what you get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895157
>Not sticky situation

It's like you don't even want ice cream

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>>14895155
Heh, i somehow knew this was gonna happen when i wrote that, didn't know a way to not imply the tail was actually severed so none of you could do this, that's why i added the "wiggling" in the first place.

I still got the bad end though.

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>>14893484
>Dark Valyrie
I am a-ok with this

[Anonymous No.]

You know what we need? Mayan Bee Girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895203
Why Mayan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895203
You know what we need? Stonefish girls. Nomura Jellyfish girls. Frillshark girls. Dragonfish girls. Actual official KC shark girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895208
Bees were actually pretty important to the Mayan peoples. IIRC Honey was used in mead, medicine, food, etc. and they helped grow crops. We already have Quetzacoatl so why not ritualistic bee girl sex and honey lactation?

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>>14895022
>Hair and fur are different colors

This ALWAYS pisses me off with Monster girl art. I don't get why artists insist on doing it. Like just look at EMG.

>Miia: Red hair, red scales
>Mero: Pink Hair, pink scales
>Papi: Blue hair, Blue feathers
>Cerea: Blonde hair, brown fur

Why? It's even worse when it's like blonde hair, black fur or something crazy like purple hair and white fur or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895258
Maybe because a horses body fur usually doesn't match its mane?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make the mightest monster girls no more than mere maids for me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895232
>Wanting actual shark girls
You faggots compound me so much. Was the shark pirate not good enough for you in EMG?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895245
> bee girl sex and honey lactation?
I remember that discussion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895271
I just want it "officialized" into MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895265
Blonde horse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895279
There's literally no mention of a shark in any mythos outside of Hawaiian or Polynesian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895283
It arguably wouldn't look very good in the case of Cerea. She has blonde hair, blue eyes, and wears a very plain white top, so she could end up just looking way too bland and "whitewashed" so to speak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895289
So? Base it off of the real animal. There's a lot of them. Makos, Hammerheads, Great Whites, Goblin, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895320
Effort required.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895289
Well there's Taniwha, which are like Sharks and Onis combined.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taniwha

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895332
When i read that i literally imagined an Oni trying to pass as a mermaid by using a bad costume made out of cardboard.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895363
>Mermaid disguise
>Cardboard

She must've been really drunk when she thought that up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895371
headpat the cutie!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895363
>"Wow, are you a Mermaid?!"
>"Sure kid, whatever floats your boat, now bring me something to drink and I'll, like, use my Mermaid magic and give you immortality or whatever."
>"Cool! I'll be right back!"
>"AND MAKE SURE IT'S COLD, TWERP!... Fuck this cardboard is chafing me..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894884
>Arch-Imp
How fucked am I?

[Anonymous No.]

>Your car is having problems
>You take it to the garage
>They tell you to bring your car in
>This Anubis comes up to you and asks what the problem is
>She smells of oil, and her skin has a variety streaks from different mechanical fluids she wiped on herself to clean off her paws
>What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895410
Tell her what's wrong of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895410
I tell her my car is fucked and I need her to fix it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895410
Tell her the problem so she can accurately fix my car.
Why else would I go to her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895410

Tell her what's wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be headpatted by a monstergirl as she tells me everything is okay and going to be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895410
Tell her what the problem an how much is it going to cost

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895410
Describe what's up with my car so I can get it fixed.
Maybe make small talk, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895410
Trust her with my car, she probably knows her shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895418
What if it's not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895384
It would be kinda weird to see an oni or a Satyros trying to disguise themselves with trash and other stuff they found lying around so that they can get into an exclusive bar or just trying to trick people into giving them alcohol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895427
If it's a Yandere then it will be fine OR ELSE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895410
Ask her to wear proper clothing while doing such work. It'd be terrible if she hurt herself. I guess I'd explain my car problem to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895410
Ask her to crank my shaft

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895427
Hopefully she will help, like holding us closer. Headpats are supposed to fix things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895410
Slap her grease dog ass and tell her I need my timing belt and my front cam seals replaced. Been meaning to do it for awhile but I'm lazy and can't be arsed to pull the radiator to get at all that. I'll take her to dinner if she changes the rear diff oil too by the end of the day. If she scrubs out the EGR valve as well, then she gets one of those "have me do anything you want for a day" coupons on top of parts, labor and dinner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895482
Anon, she may be a canine girl, but you are a dog, dawg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895410
Ask if she can fix my heart because it stopped when she walked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>Jomsviking Lilim
>To Lilim what Amazons are to Succubi
>Chooses her man based on how fierce of a warrior they are/if they can topple her in bed
>Abrasive since she takes more after Hero than Demon Lord
>Still shatters your soul in bed
>Like hot damn, you may as well wake Ymir up for this shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894884
>minotaur
We's wrassling I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895500
>To Lilim what Amazons are to Succubi
I wonder if the DL took a lot of steroids while fucking that day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895519
The DL probably has fucking "Papers, please" going on in her fallopian tubes and she let one slip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895500
This is not going to end well for the pelvis is it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895266
Good taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895500
I love how pissed he still looks, as if thinking "If I didn't have an ice shard through my chest I'd be drinking from your skull, bitch."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895500
>To Lilim what Amazons are to Succubi
>if they can topple her in bed
Maybe's the lack of sleep but isn't this a contradiction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895532
As in If they can dominate her in bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895536
Yes, that's why I'm asking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895539
Sex is also a battle, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895500
>tfw your village is raided by Selkie Vikings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895554
Are you sure they're not just normal women playing dress-up?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to baffle a monstergirl by being completely indifferent while she assaults me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895556
Now that you mention it, all the women in the village were nowhere to be seen when the Selkie attacked.

Probably coincidence though, they appeared later, probably just hid during the raid which is understandable.

[Anonymous No.]

ALRIGHT THEN

It's been a while, and I've finally got something I'm willing to put forward as a draft. It's loosely based on the idea of discovering a place with monsters therein, mixed with some of the idea of the Alien franchise, then completely set aside except as a sort of backdrop for the final (draft) product.

It's probably still rough as fuck, and I welcome (CONSTRUCTIVE) criticism. As in, don't just tell me it's shitty, let me know why. Or don't. THE STICK COMPELS YOU.

http://pastebin.com/k8FKgkb5

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895556
Nothing wrong with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895558
A good way to avoid rape, some will just not bother if you're not going to act scared or anything. Sucks the fun out of it for them.

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>>14895554
>Getting stuck on an ice floe with a Selkie
>Snuggle into her seal skin like it's a sleeping bag
>Completely bare naked
>Feeling each other's body heat as your flesh seems to melt together
>Try not to get aroused, get aroused anyway
>End up snugglefucking her, keeping both of your moans quiet by locking lips together
>Spend the rest of the night with your dick in her and your seed marinating inside her womb
>Wake up to the crunching of ice and splashing of water
>Massive Polar Bear variant Grizzly just staring down at both of you, giving you a thumbs up with her paw digits
>Blood flowing down from her nose
>And that's how you wound up with twins

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895563
>THE STICK COMPELS YOU.

Stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895571
That Polar Bear Girl is a big dirty pervert!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895500
>Fight against the amazon Lilim
>Both of you are too tired to do anything afterwards
>However it looks like you got up first

What will you do with the poor girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895560
Those raiders probably were the village women who just wanted to rape without consequence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895564
Delete that

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894981
>You don't understand how cruel you're being right now, do you?
>Whatever could you mean Master?
>It's just that You're not real

A film by Despair Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895577
Kiss her on the cheek.

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>>14895578
No doubt tired of the village men being dense, batting their eyelashes at Jorgen the Lumberjack, only for him to just wave back with a hearty 'hello'.

Dressing up in Selkie outfits and gang-raping him is the only way to get through his thick skull that they want to marry him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895567
If I found that standing above me I'd act as lovely and curious as I could. Wonder if she'd run away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895594
Are people really this chickenshit?

[Anonymous No.]

>"Hello there, I couldn't help but notice you are trip-trapping over my bridge."

What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895594
Then after the harrowing experience the men had with the "Selkies", they would want a normal human woman. Devious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895605
What the fuck is trip-trapping? Are you some foreigner? And what do you mean your bridge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895605
tell her that she is really pretty

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895605
Grab the booty handle. Play bongos on her bosom. Nibble her ears. Hold her hands. Fuck her under the bridge, fingers in her mouth from behind as she cries out trying to stay quiet from people walking above.

Become an object of her affections. Have children with her. Move to the Shire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895605
Does she have the paperwork proving she owns the bridge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895605
I'd burst out laughing at her huge hands and feet. They're cartoonish, holy hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895605
Tell her that i'm not a goat and probably pull her tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895605
Tell her that the Pharaoh and Gnome girls both do the whole nature thing and delicious brown thing way better than her, and the Gnome manages to have huge hands without looking ugly as hell.

I guess I'm the real monster here.
At least I can cross the bridge while she's crying her eyes out, so it's worth it in the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895605
Say hello I guess? I'm not good talking with people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895605
Are those flowers and prisoner fruits growing out of her head?

[Anonymous No.]

Highlander with monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895605
I tell her that she COULD rape me, but the other Human who will be coming by shortly is much more handsome than myself. Surely she would not want to exhaust herself before he comes by.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a troll to shove her feet into my face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895651
I want to invent feetholding with my Troll waifu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895605
>trip-trapping
She's an Alp with big hands, big feet, and a big ass isn't she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895605
Reply: "Sorry if I disturbed you. Thanks for keeping the bridge in good repair."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895605
>>14895626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKGREf7wDdc
>You will never wake up to the smell of bacon cooking in the kitchen of your home
>A massive, sprawling breakfast of beans, toast, plum tomatoes from the garden, sausage, black pudding, mushrooms from her hair
>Your Troll wife's tail swishing back and forth as she hums a song from her childhood she'd learned, her body having become more waifish in the months you've spent with her
>She will never beam at you and tell you how much she loves you, one giant hand resting on top of yours as you stroke her gravid, pregnant belly
>You toil on the land, and reap its harvest. Not for just you and her, but for your children and their children's children
>You will never welcome your daughter into the bright new world after nearly a full day of labor in the master bedroom of your home
>You will never fall asleep, a toy dragon clutched in your daughteru's proportionately large hand as your wife drapes a blanket on you both
>You will never give your daughteru to the man she loves and live to see your grandchildren as you kiss and nuzzle your wife's lips and neck
>You will never pass away, old and white with your wife in the bed with you, telling you she's going to meet you on the other side. Surrounded by an entire clan of your loved ones

[Anonymous No.]

Those who can't do, teach, but it seems you couldn't even do that. Fate, is not without sense of mocking...MOCKING, irony. You ended up as a guidance counselor, and now you have the responsibility if helping young lives not end up being as shit as you.

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/mamono

What job do you think is most suitable for your charge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895662
Feetholding?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895675
I want to live in a woodland cottage with my Troll wife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895676
>Dark Elf
What kind of job do you get for a person that likes to control people and treat them like things? Career Politician?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895676
The last one was three hours ago, we don't need one now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895605
Oh me oh my, perhaps I can pay thee a toll to use this fine beautiful bridge?

But woe is me for I have no money to spare!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895691
Drill Sergeant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895651
>>14895662
Giving a Troll a foot massage would be a big job to tackle, a lot of ground to cover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895693
Different guy, feel free to not play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895698
There'd probably already be plenty of groundcover there, wouldn't there?

[Anonymous No.]

True or false: Onee-sans occupy a place in the family hierarchy that is above even parents, and hold absolute and supreme authority over their younger siblings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895694
Thou must pay the Troll Toll using her Tight Troll Hole!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895676
>Wurm
Construction worker, or more specifically, demolition specialist. Since she's so strong and durable, she wouldn't need to buy equipment. Her profit margins would be huge!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895705
Absolutely false.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895289
>Fijian mythology
>Dakuwaqa

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dakuwaqa
A shark-god respected for protecting the seafaring from the seas dangers and sometimes evil denizens.

More interesting, however, is how it came to be the protector of Kadavu, which opens up the possibility of an interesting relationship with Scylla's or Scylla-like creatures.

In general I find the implications of kingdoms and orders amongst the sea-folk a rather interesting area of exploration, in contrast to the Monster Girls that dwell on the land.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895710
Kali Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895715
I am saddened that her belly wouldn't be soft to the touch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895676
>Mindflayer
Therapist, interrogator, dreammaker (induces lucid dreams in target)

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895676
>Dormouse
Guess I'll just give up and tell her to be a NEET

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895720
Those powerful Shark arms though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895720
Is this more up your alley?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895730
Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895722
>interrogator
Oh, sweet Jesus.
>Be terruhist
>Get captured
>Everyone is strikingly nice to you, you had your anus clenched for waterboarding and whatnot
>No clue why until a mindflayer walks into the interrogation room
>No... NonononononoNONONONON--
>Receive hug
>Wake up an indeterminate amount of time later
>All of your friends and your cause is dead because you couldn't manage to kill yourself before they caught you
That's... fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895563
This sounds like nectar of the gods tier plot of a story. I'll give it a read and get back to (You).

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895730
>Viking Shark Girls will never drink from your skull
Why does this world has to be so twisted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895728
Bad anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895676
>Sea bishop
Wait, so she doesn't want to take up the family business? Well, in that case I'd suggest that she take up teaching, she has the natural aptitude for it and she can teach whatever she likes. Math, science, history, etc. I wouldn't recommend sex ed to her though, it's a highly competitive field with not much money in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895740
It's great. Easier and safer then torture with a higher success rate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895713
That's really homosexual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895740
Wouldn't they likely get dormouse bombed or something so they get taken alive, likewise interrogated and maybe those who aren't total shit are thrown into the free range monster hunting reserve?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895730
Only if she can still do this trick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895410
Impregnate.
>>14895605
Impregnate.
>>14895676
>Ignis
My wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895754
Nigger I have eleven sisters, fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895750
For the interrogator yes, but for the subject? That'd make for some good mental horror. What would it be like to know that not even the contents of your own head are safe?

Actually, this would probably make for a pretty good story with a murder paladin caught by pro-monster or pro-harmony forces.

>>14895755
Mooks would still get blasted or husbando'd, but I imagine with mindflayers around higher ups would be taken alive more often.I mean shit, you wouldn't even need to negotiate, just stop them from biting off their tongues or running into a wall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895739
I see.

Drag them dooowwwnn...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895762
How many of them have you fucked?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895740
Didn't even try biting off your own tongue? Maybe you can bleed out quicker than she can pick through your mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895762
Who the hell has that many sisters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895769
>terrorist start getting headbombs specifically made to counter mindflaying

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895720
>I am saddened that her belly wouldn't be soft to the touch.
You underestimate the softness that marriage blesses even a healthy and fit wife with. And quite possibly the softness that's already cushioning her abs due to a shark's appetite... I mean, those aren't particularly edgy abs.

>>14895729
>Those powerful shark arms though
This anon has an eye for beauty. Pssst, want the au naturel version?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895756
So this mean the male counterpart of nami would still have tits? it's kind of disturbing.

Plottwist: "She" IS male

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895743
Dammit I can't find the picture I want to post but know that I know what you're referencing and it was going to be funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895778
They could have them in another place and be like one of those parts of animals that puff out/expand/fan out for the sake of intimidation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895775
People with Catholic parents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895730
>The same fucking shark girl image
>EVERY THREAD
>WITH THE SAME FILE NAME

[Anonymous No.]

I need some onee-samas dominating little brotherus, anyanon know some writefags that have written such stories?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895777
I was not talking about her getting g fat. You ever touch a shark?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895785
Technically there are two
It's also not "every thread" (the monoeye slamming is more constant)
Not my fault sharks have been getting talked about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895776
>Material Sniper Lizardmen
>Nonlethal takedown mantii
>Interrogator mindflayers
>Backup liches in case any part of the team fucks up
TERRORISTS YOUR GAME IS THROUGH 'CAUSE NOW YOU HAVE TO ANSWER TO MONSTER GIRLS! FUCK YA!

That's really overpowered. Good thing there probably(?) aren't that many mindflayers around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895784
In what country? I only have two sisters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895787
Well, they're kind of smooth when you feel them along one direction and... different, somehow, when you do it the opposite direction.

In fact, some quick research shows I'm not crazy remembering that. Still, I mean, a sharkgirl MG could easily be softened thanks to the whole humanoid element.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895785
Have a gift on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895790
Those are all nice but how you go an get a bomb out of someone's head without it blowing up or killing the guy? Fuck right back at ya!

[Anonymous No.]

>Your hellhound waifu will never sing to you in a sultry voice
Is there even a point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895782
Oglaf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895812
Just bring back his soul and make him talk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895740
These are why cyanide capsules exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895812
Haven't you seen Total Recall?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895803
SOPPING WET DOE CUNT

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895812
>how you go an get a bomb out of someone's head without it blowing up or killing the guy?
Notice how Material Sniper was capitalized?
http://nextframe.jp/flash/matsnp/loader.swf?ver=1.01

That's how.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895824
Do you know how old that movie is? I'm supposed to remember everything from fiction?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895834
there is a newer version of the movie

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895785
Well, if you'd like something a little different...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895828
>unsupported content
Sorry you gonna have to explain. Or don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895816
Why a hellhound, why can't it be some other monster girl, as hellhounds are overused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895843
Material Sniper is a Flash Game where you snipe things. The later stages have you literally disarming bombs by shooting them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895819
Okay, headbombs and soul wards. Fucking monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895844
I wonder what the various monster girl's singing voices would sound like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895846
Ooooooh. Is that possible?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895840
Not really into remakes. Did they pull a bomb out through the guy's nose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895676

>Kobold.

A position where she can motivate a group of people would be a good fit I think.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895856
In real life? Only if the bomb was a joke AND used the right explosives. In MG land? Just git gud, hummie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895861
cant remember

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895867
Put those things away!

Just kidding, can I hold those for you?

[Anonymous No.]

what would a semi corrupted woman look like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895816
Imagine a hellhound who can control fire with her singing. The more complex the song, the more impressive stuff she's able to do with her hellfire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895867
I think I have that version of tourette's where you have to slap rude tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895879
I really want to fuck that demon's everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895892
Possibly like pic related

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895892
Lesser succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895893
How would a Hellhound feel about Dragonforce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895867
Don't play cute with me, you chocolaty semen demon. You know exactly what you're doing to me and what you want!

And she has but to ask and she'd get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895905
Who is she?
>>14895909
i meant before that point

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895911
How would a Dragon feel about dragonforce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895930
How does Dragonforce feel about dragons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895920
>just ask
Can you imagine how floored MGs would be that most guys would just have sex with them after a period of adjustment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895936
About the same they feel about swords.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895941
The floor would be involved yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895930
>>14895936
>Kobold headbanging to Caninus

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895911
>Hellhound singing Dragonforce songs
>Through the Fire and Flames literally creates an impenetrable wall of flame that burns with the fury of a small star
>Fury of the Storm creates a tornado of hellfire

I feel like if we continue we're going to get to the point where the Hellhound will start singing world ending songs, a la Drakengard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895941
>Centuries of evolution and magical manipulation in order to entice & ensnare men with impossible fetishes and mind-blowing sex
>All cast to the wayside by a swarm of weebs who'd happily drop their pants for them
I'd pay money to see the look on a Lilim's face when it happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895974
We're basically a society of mansluts at this point. Monstergirls couldn't have done it better themselves... unless they sent in a tanuki vanguard to infiltrate and--aw, shit, guys! We've been had and now we're going to be had! And like it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895873
Not necessarily. EOD do use anti-material rifles to disable IEDs. Only, they do it from a fairly close range instead of sniping them from a few hundred yards away.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go on an epic journey to uncover a pyramid and marry a Pharaoh, only to be caught, raped and husbando'd by a Sandworm during my first day in the desert!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895974
"When we face the collective horniness of mankind, we are truly defeated."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895986
Controlled detonation and disarmament are two different things, friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895989
So you want a sandworm wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895999
No, I'm referring to disarmament.

[Anonymous No.]

commission soon friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896004
It's not the same if I don't get my dreams crushed first

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896015
oh boy I can't wait for more cheshire/hellhound/wock shit

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896029
Fuck off you fish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896029
I don't even live by the ocean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896024

it's none of those.

[Anonymous No.]

>Image file name being used for more than just flavor to a post

For what purpose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895605
Scope that fine Troll booty

[Anonymous No.]

Cute wurms doing cute wurm things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896040
Becauseit'sfun.ogg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896045
Strong wurms doing strong things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896015
>>14896037
I know its not gonna be of my waifu species but still thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896050

What species is your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895998
I believe there was a greentext somewhere, oddly enough on the Humanity Fuck Yeah threads, about how one reason humans are awesome is because we will fuck literally anything and everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896033
Please don't bully the Sea Bishop, the poor girl has to go around the world marrying couples meanwhile she hasn't even had her first kiss yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896029
FOR YOU

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896024
You seem upset.

Mad that people like things you don't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896049
Same thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896053
Holstaurs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896056
That's becuase she's dumb and ugly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896034
>Go to the water park
>Nothing but mermaids and aquatic girls
>They all try to pick you up, and swarm like piranha if you get into a pool area
>Even the tube river always has a few trying to talk to you
>Sahuagin just keep staring at you, getting ever closer
>When you go off the high dive, a krakken catches you underwater
>You're starting to think that tanuki travel agent had ulterior motives

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896064
Nice taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896054
If we need to, we will build machines, to have sex with them! That one? There's more than one. And is that not in fact why we are awesome? Without hot Egyptian tits to bang Alexander the great would have been Alexander the fuck it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895563
It was okay. Just okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896049
Like smug, battle-scarred, bastard-sword-in-one-hand-wielding wurms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896068
Life with monstergirls would be hell for introverts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896064

I'm afraid not. But Holstaurs are quite nice.

It's a Kejourou commission

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896076
Only up to a certain point.

Just get snatched up by an introvert MG, and you're golden.

Like a Yandere Kikimora

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896076
Just get an introverted girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896073
That's still better than I expected!
Got any ideas for how to improve it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896074
>Implying a bastard sword would be more effective than their claws

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896071
Thanks.
>>14896077
Its nice they've been getting love lately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896084
It's not just introverts, what about people who don't like people in general? You just want to do your homework, or drink your coffee and read the paper, or maybe just stare off into the distance at so e park and here's some thirsty bitch trying to talk your pants off. I'm getting annoyed just thinking about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896093
It's for reach's sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896054
It was a parasyte reference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896097
Sounds like someone needs rape, a lot of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896097
Preaching to the choir, man. Seriously, get a Yandere MG and you'll be set. Just don't mix it up and get a Yangire MG if you want to keep your legs.

>>14896102
Thanks for the tip. Got the rest for me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896068
>Thinking women could interrupt me and water

Not on this day, not on the next day, not on any day!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896104
>these are the people who want paladins out of our schools

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I had a hellhound who'd do ASMR stuff to me. I'd probably cum buckets the moment she blew hot breath against my ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896029
Just lost in thought...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896054
Yeah, I have that. Even pasted two of them together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896107
You don't even know what I'd give for a hyper possessive monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896024
Why are you angry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896056
Oh, but Sea Bishop enjoys enabling love to blossom between two, all the whole gaining knowledge and experience, joy and confidence... that will all come together for the one she loves true.

>>14896065
>BLASPHEMY
Sea Bishop is a beauty! B E A U T Y !

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896107
It was a line from one of ten larasytes and her conclusions after studying humanity fir some time. Individually we are weak compared to them, but in the end they can't live without us and when faced with our combined strength, they would invariably lose. She also calls her species the children of humanity, based on that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894884
>Ryu
Well I'm going to get my ass kicked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896127
>HFYpaste

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896029
My leg grazed a lionfish.
Call a lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896146
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896147
Are those tasty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896097
>don't like people in general
I get the feeling that MGC wouldn't be your thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896144
She doesn't mind you seeing her but it's the sake of the others she slaps you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896107
Getting a yandere certainly is one option. But the top tier option is to make your monsterwaifu become yandere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896154
>implying I'd ever set foot in that hellhole

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896136
More like a...uh....poopie!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896068
Why bother with the waterpark when MGC Beach is the best in the world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896166
But it's the only place to get a monstergirl wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895676
>Dormouse
I have no idea. Bed teaser perhaps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894884
>Medusa
Expect chicken squawking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896096

Yeah I'm pretty happy about that too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896180
No?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896166
Well you're in this hellhole, so that says a lot about you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896166
>hellhole
I guess it would be if you like the dystopian cesspool that writefags are so fond of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896186
Yes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896152
kinda, you can eat them at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896168
That was... so pathetic it hurt. Anon, please. At least be witty or funny. There are tons of ways to do so when it comes to the sea. Apply yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896189
Are you just typing random crap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896176
Because slides and rides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896184
Funny, I have something that looks rather similar to that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896188
This desu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896184
>tfw unfinished drawing

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896187
How so?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896184
>Pissed off Medusa grabs you
>Then pushes you into a corner and petrifies you
>All the girls wonder what the deal is with the new bathroom statue

-Bad End-

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896202
Don't let this dream be a dream!
Make it a reality, Anon!
Almost there!

[Anonymous No.]

I was thinking of dying, lying on the road under the rain and getting picked up by a lamina and coiled by her, but that wouldn't warm you up would it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896188
Honestly, MGC wouldn't be that bad, considering monstergirls would have to be on their best behavior because the rest of the world would be looking for a reason to bomb the city and take it over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896221
She looks stoned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896222
Maybe her kindness my warm up your heart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896214
What in the world would you have to do to make a Medusa THAT ANGRY?

Since she doesn't actually turn you to stone, this "bad end" means she'd have to petrify you and then COAT you with something or hire a Lich to turn you to stone if at all possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896228
Funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896214
I want a medusa to petrify me and my waifu when we're both at the height of orgasm together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896226
All sleepy people are stoners.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896226
She's sleepy, and its a really cute picture.
I bet a cheering holst would have her top either malfunction or get wet from the leaking milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896116

>Being helplessly bound by a Kejourou's hair as she licks and teases your ears

Oh yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896226
With that much natural fuwa~fuwa with you every second of every day, could YOU resist being lulled into having a sleepy-eyed gaze by it?

Although it's likely just a reflection of the narrowed eyes in their profile art

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896188
>implying it hasn't always been Detroit-with-monster-girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896224
>hurr humanity will all unite against mgs durr us or them muh war history etc.
Another retarded idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896214
>Surprise Medusa by walking in on her
>She petrifies you by reflex
>After panicking for a while she decides that the best course of action would be to de-petrify your dick and rape you
>3 hours of rape later she finally decides to undo the entire petrification
>She tries to act tsundere and puts the blame on you before slithering away in a dignified manner

-True End-

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to have my Pharaoh wife cuddle with me while I drift off to sleep, nuzzling my head between her breasts, and then wake up to 69 paizuri every morning. Why am I denied this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896224
Yeah, because giant groups of immigrants and/or refugees are known for having good behavior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896256
>>14896256
Oh shut up /pol/

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896261
>implying that's not just straight historical fact
You're the one making it political, I guess because of the modern bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896253
I was talking more about the people in the world that don't want the shift in power that monsters would bring, as well as your common idiot and the pro-human traitors we have here.

>>14896256
I think it would be easier to turn people against alien monsters then muh poor little brown refugees.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896255
I want the Pharoah to torture anon for trespassing on her lands by having her snake give him a blowjob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896247
Sleep sheep

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896269
>I think it would be easier to turn people against alien monsters then muh poor little brown refugees.

Nobody would care as long as they were isolated reservation style. Which is what the city essentialy serves as. Them roaming free wherever they wanted would be different story though.

[Anonymous No.]

As I sit here eating my bowl of sadness-flavored noodles, I'm curious as to whether MGs and their husbands would spend time learning things such as cooking or other leisure activities.

I want to kiss my hellhound waifu before we sit down and enjoy a nice meal we prepared together

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896281
All they would have to do is sob about the poor men getting raped or just make some bullshit up and then take over the city. Then they'll get all the resources, and the powerful won't have any challenges to their thrones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896284
I always thought it would be cute for a pan faun or a weresheep to teach her husband how to knit.

>weresheep clicks away, making a soft white scarf with amazing precision
>the husband watches carefully, but can't seem to get the stitches to stick together
>a week later, it's the wife's birthday
>the husband produces a cute handmade sheepdog plush with big button eyes and hands it over
>the head falls off and lands in the birthday cake
>the wife reattaches the head like it was nothing, almost crying from laughter the whole time
>husband gets cuddled so hard he can barely make it to work the next day

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896298
There is no challenge and no reason to care. MGC is just a lone city. No giant resources or land. You might have a point if you were talking about all monstergirls but you're not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896271
Anon. STOP.
That's animal abuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896277
I'd count her every night before my slumber, I'll say that much. Thank you for sharing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896309
Well if we were talking about a portal scenario then that's a huge gain for anybody that claims the other side. Even if there's no portal, there's the abilities that monstergirls have. Their magic, mindwiping, raw physical abilities, that sort of stuff. Also, even a lone city can have a big imact on the outside world, either politically, socially, or economically. Not everybody would like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896284
>all of that
As well as (s)exercising together so they can live as long and as healthily as possible! I like to think Mamono Mana keeps you where you're at, but you still have to work to be better

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896284
I'd introduce my anubis waifu to the joys of baking. I'm pretty proud of my ability to make an amazing Victoria Sponge Cake, but I'd definitely be temped to plump her up with some enhanced ingredients just so she can be bit cuddlier and enjoy the cake even more.

Licking the cake mix off her paws would be fun, but she'd probably need to watch out for stray pieces of fur when making stuff. Not that I'd have any problem with eating her fur, but it could stick out in a meal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896356
Buffcubus needs thick thighs and wider hips, then she'd be perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895018
Again, even though I like my style and I didn't draw it for y'all my client/friend put it up here, I do really appreciate the insight. No one really tells me where I should improve or anything. I'm at that awkward stage where I draw better than all my friends so no one can really tell me what needs improving. Also I hate coloring XD I really like my line art and style and I actually tried drawing it like the monster girl style, but my style is what I'm best at so I couldn't lol But I really seriously appriciate the honesty and critisism C":

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>>14896284
Just because we can live off of sex doesn't mean we're ever giving up bacon.

Or doing the naked apron thing.

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>>14896363
Well, you'll work on it together, right? Today is leg day... and we all know girls have that lower body strength. Prepare yourself, Anon. It's going to be fun!

Then it's off to the hot springs for some rest and relaxation! A fine day of progress, I'd say.

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>S P A C E- H A R P Y!
What alien threat would your waifu be best suited to combat and/or conduct (aggressive) negotiations with?

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>>14896341
That there is a monstergirl city at all as a unique city requires several things.

1.Can't be a giant melding thing or monsters would be everywhere, not secluded to a major city. That leaves you with the gateway option.
2.Monstergirls can't have won a war if there was a war at all or they would be everywhere
3.Can't have freedom of travel or monsters would be everywhere
3.Can't be in monsterland as monsters and their cities would still be everywhere

What it does not require is for the portal to be in or near the city or related to it at all. Either a portal would have a purposeful original destination, likely an existing human city. Or if it was random then it is just as likely to be in the middle of an ocean than not.

You know, a good comparison would be the Mormons. Got chased out of Missouri where they were being attacked by the locals. They were on the US Government hit list as essentially a rogue state until the 1870's. Now, nobody cares about Salt Lake City, but it's still full of weirdos.

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>>14896363
Too wimpy.

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>>14896389
Anything highly susceptible to artificial chemicals.

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>>14896284
Wouldn't mind learning how to waltz with a Kikimora.

...Or frolic in the sea with a Merrow.

...Or team up with a Cyclops to create a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

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>>14896389
No idea. A bunch of nerds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896395
And I thought slicing 'em up mid-air at sonic speeds was vicious. Dang wifepophis, you scary.

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>>14896389
My waifu lays eggs and spits acid. I'm sure she'd enjoy long talks with the Xenomorphs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896422
>Monster Girl wives greeting aliens with foods, art and clothing of their cultures, while flashing the Vulcan salute.

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>>14896427
I've a feeling it should be obvious to me, but just what is your waifu if not a Xeno (or some sort of hybrid) herself...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896439
Know your Dragons, mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896442
>How to Train your Dragon Wife

[Anonymous No.]

OK Anons,

During a robbery at the grocery store gone wrong, your waifu got caught in the chest by a stray bolt of magic that had some...unfortunate effects.

It wasn't much at first, an extra inch of height and a bit of fat shedding, but some other...unfortunate effects came into play.

The long and short of it is that your waifu is cursed to devolve into a more feral state that will see her gain three feet of height (standing height mind you, lamia, arachne, and slimes will have their size increase along with it.) and more muscle than an amazonian body builder on minomilk.

On top of the physical changes, your waifu's mind has regressed so that she has to resort to caveman speak and has forgotten how more modern aspects of society (mainly technology) work, although her personality and memories involving you are left intact.


TLDR: Your waifu is now a caveman version of herself and it can't be immediately reversed, what do?

Do you help her through these terrible times?

As always, roll till you get a monster you like if you don't have one.

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/mamono

[Anonymous No.]

What would be a really annoying thing for a monster to do?

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>>14896447
It's like "The Taming of the Shrew" except with busty dragon babes.

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>>14896451
Poking you between the ribs and laughing like Beavis & Butthead.

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>>14894884
I'm a grown man god dammit, I walk with my head up and my eyes forward! I must have walked into the girls bathroom on purpose.

>Dormouse
I'm apparently a sexual predator anyways so I might as well go ahead do her in one of the stalls.

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>>14896449
Are we doing this every three hours?

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>>14896451
Ask me if I want to hear the most annoying noise in the world and then force me to listen to it anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896451
Any furry/hair-covered monster girl is going to shed all over the house. Frequent vacuuming and careful inspection of food are to be expected.

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>>14896449
>rolled Amazon

I think I broke the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896449
>Alp

Still fucking dominates at vidya, probably will re-learn language through trash talking people online.

Sex is a little bit more limited, and I'm gonna be sad if she doesn't kyaa anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896451
Any fire based monster acting like the fire boss from megaman X7

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>>14896464
That wouldn't happen if they showered every day. Pets have that happen because they don't. On the other hand, imagine the horror movie tier drain clogs

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>>14896458
I was thinking a guide for Anons who need help with their dragon waifus. What does an Anon do when their Ryu won't stop raining on their hobbies? Or when your Jabberwock demands you keep cuddling her despite cuddling her for 5 hours already. Or when your Wyvern insists on you riding her everywhere, even in public.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896449
>Cave Crow Tengu
Man, this sucks for a species that prides itself on learning. I appreciate that she's bigger and stronger, but I'll get help right away to relearn everything she needs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896449
> Cupid
Apparently they're hardly changed by DE, so she should be fine.

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>>14896468
what's wrong with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896449
>feral succubus
Instead of her mind just being FUCK most of the time, it's FUCK all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896465
Nope, you've essentially gotten a dire amazon.
Expect snu-snu to be said and applied to you.

>>14896466
Indeed, seems that even cave alps could master video games, although trash talking is more difficult due to the broken english.
She still kyaas in the same way that she did before the change, although she's packing more muscle and some extra height

>>14896475
But think of how excited she'll be to learn everything again!
Luckily your search for help will get her back to reading in no time.

The real question is how you handle her trying to sit in your lap despite the fact that she's most likely taller and heavier than you.

>>14896476
That's no fun anon.
How do you handle a giant cave angel that still doesn't speak all that much?

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>>14896474
Hmmm, that would seem more like a guide for "How to Train FOR Dragons"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896478
True, the libido is going to get kicked up a notch but I imagine that she'd still want to go out with you, although none of her clothes will fit as well as they used to.

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>>14896449
>Kiki

I misread this. I thought she was going to become more beastly physically. Gonna be a messy situation, I'll give you that much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896480
>How to Train FOR Dragons
WITH Dragons!

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>>14896484
Indeed, you're going to have a taller, more muscled maid cleaning your house, although she may have difficulties remembering how the vacuum works.
She's still got the kiki lust for head pats though and she's still has every maid's inherent weakness for aggressive masters, even if she could probably force you to do whatever she wanted you to do.

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>>14896479
I can sit on her lap instead. I probably would need to be close by anyway to help her catch up to everything she forgot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896487
That's the dragoon's handbook.

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>>14896488
Well, I've always been fond of the gentle giants myself. Though considering her possible height, my attempts at patting her head could end up caressing her cheek.

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>>14896490
Too true.
Just don't be surprised if she warps you up real tight in her larger wings now.
Also for slow "Thank...you..."'s to come from her whenever you help her.

She may not be as good as she once was but she still remembers that you're helping her.

>>14896494
That'll work for her, unless you get her to kneel down so you can reach her head.
Either way she's going to have her feathered tail a wagging at your attention.

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>>14896477
>what's wrong with that?

Picture it anon
picture a Ignis, dragon or salamander.
Now picture them setting stuff on fire while repeatedly shouting "BURN! BURNTOTHEGOUND! BURTOTHE-BURN! WOO! BURN TO THE GROUND!!"

in other words. this unholy piece of work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FJTK_iNA5s

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>>14896494
Just get a stepstool for headpats. You're on your own when it comes to more intimate matters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896449
>grizzly

oh god it's the revenant all over again

fuck it LET'S DO THIS

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>>14896508
You better be ready Anon.

That's a whole lot of crude bear grill that just wants to snuggle you at night.

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>>14896501
I actually find that mental image intertaining

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>>14896501
>UUUGGGH!! UUUGGGH!!
>TRANSFORMATION!
>WOOOOOOOOO!!
How could I have ever forgotten this shit?

[Anonymous No.]

But what about friendship between Monster Girls and human girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896526
What about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896510

It's gonna be so CUDDLY.

And we are gonna go on so many picnics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896529
Does it work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896530
You're just asking for her to nap with you in the sun after the meal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896537
The ranger isn't going to like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896544
Ah, who cares about her!

She retired from adventuring anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896537
Asking? It's a forgone conclusion.
All that fur's gotta be COMFY.
Just lying back, sitting in her lap, her against a tree, watching the sun set...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896547
Obviously you don't know about the NEW ranger.

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>>14896534
Maybe. The cunty women wold hate monstergirls for taking the men and mostly being better then them. The nicer ones might be willing to be friends with them and help them blend into society. The monstergirls will probably return this by teaching them all sorts of cool things and how to get men.

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>>14896553
Yep, resting against her hard abs as she cuddles you like a teddy bear.

>>14896558
....I don't trust her.
She sounds like the type to try and turn the whole world undead after losing her way..

[Anonymous No.]

Been a while since there was an update on the VN project, might as well make a post. I was planning to show something off for valentine's day, actually, but it fell through.

VN is progressing slower than before, but still moving. Some revisions were done and the overall direction and tone of the story changed a little bit after consulting with a trusted editor and getting some feedback. We're still far from the second stage, but I'm pleased with the way the routes are all shaping up.

overview and profiles/beta characters: http://pastebin.com/ZdmLSzDd

Some minor updates were made to the character profiles I've shown off before, and one or two names were changed. Also, the short story sample linked inside is now canon to the world lore. That, and an older document that used to contain vague chapter overviews and quotes has been removed due to becoming outdated/obselete.

As always, I'll do my best to answer questions regarding anything that isn't directly related to the main plot or the events of the routes, and your ideas and feedback are always more than welcome. That guy that wanted the MC named Demetrius Rayquan notwithstanding.

I hope to have a short sample of one of the routes ready by this time next month, but I'm not setting any hard deadlines for this project , and I won't be officially taking on collaborators as of yet.

Thank you for your interest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896575
I remain skeptical but it's nice to see you keeping this up.

[Anonymous No.]

Would it be autistic to buy a weighted blanket and pretend it's a Monster Girl hugging me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896449
>feral lich
If she remebers her magic things can go back to normal.
But things are going to be wierd for a while with my stupid-smart waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896633
If you turn it into a makeshift daki it won't be that bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896633
Yes. Also sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896633
No, it would be ronery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896638
Just stop her from chugging any potions she finds. Who knows what the might do?

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>>14896642
Alright let me rephrase

Would the benefits of pretending the weighted blanket is someone who loves and cares for me and the feeling of someone holding me tightly outweigh the personal shame of the autism of the whole situation?

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>>14896649
>outweigh the personal shame of the autism of the whole situation?
Honestly, probably not. It'd feel super autismo at first but you'd probably get over that real quick.

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>>14896649
No. The happiness, if any would only be temporary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896638
She'll be all witch doctory for a while and, although she may fix her mind, the body may have to stay for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896575
Should also have made note of some of the now-canon world details, will add to the concept document later.

The protagonist's name is Grayson Cole, age 23, and the story takes place in a fictional American city called Hometown, California in the year 2020. Monster girls, or 'parahumans' were introduced to the world in 2000 and are still adapting to joining the rest of the world.

Hometown has a population of a little over 3 million, and roughly a third are parahuman. The protagonist meets each member of the main lineup at an annual festival hosted by the city, and all of them live and work within the city.

Their Canon Names are confirmed and locked in. These will not be changed.

>Jessamine Belcrist (mermaid christmas cake)
>Tatsumana 'Mana' Ozoma (oni onee-san)
>Oka River (wolf kuudere, tomboyish)
>Emily Pendrell (shy Lamia bookworm)
>Holly Morenstein (artsy centaur)

>>14896586
I have to. I've got a personal stake in this project. My waifu is in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896660
>would only be temporary
Well, I'll take that over having nothing at all then.

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>>14895410
Tell her my problem.
Wait for her to fix it like the professional she undoubtedly is.
Pay her a fair fee for her services.

Then ask if I can get her number because she is simply a vision and I'd love to take her for dinner sometime if she'll allow me.

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>>14896668
>My waifu is in it
Then I wish thee well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896669
>nothing at all
The longer you go without, the less it hurts. You're just delaying the inevitable.

[Anonymous No.]

So, Hawaiian monstergirls when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896575
Do you have any ideas for artstyles yet?
Or any artists you'd think you'd like to get on board for this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896694
never you dirty moke

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>>14896694
Just ordered a pineapple pizza. I want to share it with a Monster Girl. I bet they'd like pineapple on pizza.

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight. I love you guys. Hope you all get a cuddly soft wonderland girl to sleep with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896717
No problemo.

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>>14896695
I'm deadset on a softened modern manga artstyle if at all possible. I envision it having a sort of hand-drawn, watercoloured look to it, but it depends on who I can afford to hire on. What artist I go with and what they ask for in return for their work will weigh heavily on how the project is handled. Ideally, I'd love to release this for free like with all of my other work, but it requires a significant time investment and if I end up having to pay an artist (which I may need more than one of) more than a certain amount, I may look into a commercial release for a low price, and offer them royalties. The economic concerns with the project are still up in the air.

A couple of artists had expressed interest early on, but I'm not going to be looking into it until the first version of all 5 routes has been completed and I'm 100% certain how much art and of what kind I'll be needing. Again, I have an ideal image in mind but I can make compromises if things like lavish CGs and backgrounds become unfeasable, which they probably will.

I've also started work on the music myself, and I hope to show some of that off soon.

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>>14896717
Night

[Anonymous No.]

I shall be the heavy knight
Armed with my great sword and partnered with my armoured wurm we shall rip the battle field apart!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896717
Y-you too.
>>14896727
You will lose your souls over and over again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896727
Wurm-chan is certainly going to do a lot of ripping on that battlefield. Ripping off your armor that is!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896732
Why are you stuttering. It's love in the bro sense, not the Alp sense. Don't make it weird bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896736
It got weird when I came into the thread and the OP reminded me of my imminent Alpification.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896732
>>14896734
Can I at least enjoy a good fight before she starts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896739
Oh cheer up. There are worse things then poetically losing your dick because you used it too many times the wrong way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896739
The anon who can't fap, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896743
Should have gone with a salamander if you wanted a scaly and relyable battle waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896717
Good night..
A softened alice for me to hug as I sleep.
Sounds nice.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to x the y so she z.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>everyone suddenly leaving
Please don't abandon me here, I'm already so lonely

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896765
I'm here with you lonely anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896765
It's okay anon, I've still got a non-japanese cold so I'm not going anywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896759
>be sure to x the y so she z
touch
fluffy tail
uwaa's

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896765
>I'm already so lonely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896765
I'm still here, I should be writing but I'm still here

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896788
Get back to slaving over your keyboard for us, or we'll sick the hounds on ya! Hellhounds that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894847
Why, what was in it?

[Anonymous No.]

>all these lonely anons
Are you here because you're a lifeless NEET? Maybe a student who fills his time with monster girls or a successful adult? What's your story anon?
It's late, we can get away with some blogposting, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896828
I pick student, and add the common cold. Wish I had someone to nurse me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896798
I'm trying but im easily distracted

[Anonymous No.]

What monstergirl makes the best lasagna?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896849
Then perhaps setting hellhounds on you isn't the best idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896852
Troll, next question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896727
I'm going to fight wurms in a mecha powered by GUTS and MAMORITAI!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896877
>wurms vs mechs
Alpie please go and stay go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896828
Well, I’m on my last year of school, so I’m a student. I don’t know why, but I just find monster girls really appealing. Both on the physical and emotional.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896828
Starting a business and not working leaves me a lot of time on my hands. Plus I like the nighttime, its so comfy when it's dark. Monster girls are just perfection, and I like writing about them, that's why I come here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896878
Exosuits then! They're hip these days aren't they.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm about to be a NEET. Dropping out of Highschool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896888
Alp no that's not go enough.
>>14896889
Don't give up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896880
>>14896886
>>14896889
Best girls?

Why is everyone here b8?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896828
I live by myself. Have since I turned 18. It's lonely here too, but I like it that way. It's my choice.

I like writing, monster girls and chocolate milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896895
Muscled Russian Hellhounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896828
NEET.

[Anonymous No.]

クロスは力を溜めている・・・

THE GONG HAS BEEN SOUNDED.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896930
How old is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896828
I'm a railroader, a welder at that, I live with my mother right now, but only because I've just recently come off a long stint of living out of hotel rooms and in camps deep innawoods across Canada, where I was never in the same place for more than a month at a time. From heatwaves in Saskatoon, torrential downpours in Winnipeg to freezing my ass off in the Arctic, I've seen more of my country than most can say.

Only problem is I'm constantly bored. And akward. And quiet. And lonely.

Hence, I browse this thread and fill my head with thoughts of cute girls with abnormal talents and appendages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896941
Health Cross @ K_cross 14m14 minutes ago
... Cross that reservoir forces

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896895
Sligtly yandere Lich

[Anonymous No.]

Onii-chan, I'm cold! Can you warm me up by bringing old threadcanon girls back from obscurity?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896828
Just a dude living out of obligation dreaming of something else

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896991
How old are we talking here? Because I could do with fapping to fairy dragons again.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896998
Holy hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896930
>>14896951
>It's true
Time to pray for a Lion girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897004
Nemean Lion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896930
>>14896951
Wonderland Centaur soon fellow STALKERs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897007
I was thinking of a bog standard Lion but forgot all about the Nemean Lion, that probably makes more sense.

[Anonymous No.]

I have a feeling another reptile is due. Though I want it to be undead so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897010
Undead Dragons work too.

[Anonymous No.]

Right now in another universe, many monster girls are getting hyped up because a new human boy profile is about to be released

Some pray that it will be a computer guy, others that it will be a NEET, and you have that one Oomukade who has always been begging for a crazy homeless

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897032
>They get an anon who lost his smile

[Anonymous No.]

Are we gonna get another cute cosplay tier girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897037
So just a regular anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897032
>It's a drag queen
>The thread loses it's shit for the next week

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897032
>Your waifu has a favorite humanboy who is just like you, and goes to bed every night wishing you were there with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897032
>I swear to fucking god if we get another Hypertrichosis-kun...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897037
Never to be heard from again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897049
Tickling is actually a form of panic. We laugh not out of humor, but as an attention-getting sort of terror scream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897032
Human boy general always makes me sad. I don't want the lovely girls to be sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897032
Only oldfags remember hippie boy and martial arts bro.

Also RIP coma-kun.

>>14897047
Relevant

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897053
I know what I like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897054
They're all losers spending their free time saving images of cute boys, masturbating, and shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897069
What, you got a problem with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897074
Yeah! What kind of nerd goes to those places anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

Night all. Dream of happy times with the waifu to get you through another day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895822
Cyanide capsules are finicky, they often fail to work because they age rather quickly. Not to mention its hard to get the dosage right.

If you want to do it right, remove the whole issue of shared information. Do it like they currently do, put a few new recruits in an isolated camp, have them become really close brothers and then they all go out together in one big bang.

That also removes the majority of the chance of somoene chickening out. That's how most terrorist organisations do it anyway. They even have the lads write suicide notes in advance, so theres really no turning back. And if one does get captured by slim chance, he won't know anything of value.

It's actually really scary how effective it is and how good they are at brainwashing their recruits.
Good thing Paladins are dumb and couldnt possibly think of something like that. Or worse, the Sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897101
>Or worse, the Sabbath.
Yeah, they're just those annoying door to door salesman that used to be relevant fifty years ago that always shoved a foot in your door when you tried to slam it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896076
Introverts dont hate talking anon, they just dont wish to be constantly out in the open with other people and will instead happily talk for hours to a few close knit friends about whatever hobby they have. The constant harrasment would be annoying to them yes, but it would be annoying to just about anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

What's your pleasure, sir?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897151
Raisin bran.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897151
Mice. All of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897032
>tfw you're the /hbg/ version of a steel donut manticore
It hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897151
Anything really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897157
>steel donut manticore
Do I even want to know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897151
1 Wurmwrap to go

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897151
Hand holding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897151
Vanilla, cuddles, marriage, handholding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897160
He's saying he's a total badass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897151
Pink, Orange, and Red Starbursts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897157
>tfw you're the /hbg/ version of the Alp/Matango/Devil Bug

[Anonymous No.]

UH OH!

You're at your work's Christmas party and you suddenly find yourself alone with that one lonely Christmas Cake, now drunk. Just a meager intern, you feel out of place as is, but this is too much.

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/mamono

She pulls your sleeve and begins to rant:

>"Ehh, uh, you know, Anon, you're a breddi gute, guy, ya know? But uh, you're-a getting up there in years, you know?" she sips. "Muh-Maybe it's about time to settle down, ya know? No girlfriend though, right? right? Well I know...I know...I know this NICE lady and she apparently likes you quite a bit, she'd like to settle down to ya know? What do you think?! huh? Well uh, that lady is ME?! HAHA.What do you say? I'm still YOUNG! Still Fertile, ya know?! Not LONELY at all! Picture it: You me, MARRIED. Happy home life, big house, some kids, right? You feelin me here?"

What do?

[Anonymous No.]

I came late. Is it tiger time yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ksr0-H1gmI

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897199
Nobody can predict when it is time for tiger time. When the time comes, you will know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897197
>Cheshhire Cat
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897197
>Cheshire cat

I NEED AN ADULT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897197
>Vampire
How is she not taken? Well, if she's this drunk I'll just have to take up her offer and hope she remembers why we're sharing a bed in the morning. I'm sure she'll get embarrassed instead of angry when she sees the cuffs she put on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897197
>Alp

You say that now but I'm totally going to see the look on your face when the alcohol wears off and you wake up and realize you're in bed with me. And then I'm going to take a picture when you find out you're pregnant!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897197
>Will-o-the-Wisp

FUCK.

>white panties
Truly the mark of a real, virgin christmas cake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897197
>gangbang girl
No thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897197
>Mirmiru
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897197
>Lich
Today I hit the jackpot, she's not going to be a Christmas Cake much longer.

Silly captcha thinks a lemon is an orange.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897197
>Girtablilu
I wonder how I might break it to her that I actually went out to dinner with that Anubis who came by to chat with her once...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897197
>Apophis
All my yes, although I'm not having sex with her while she's drunk.

Unless she rapes me of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897216
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897224
I imagine he means Queen Slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897224
Charyb'givememore'dicks

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897197
>Queen of Hearts
Emm... I think I'll reroll...

>Matango
Oh, for fuck sake. No, I'm rerolling agian.

>Yeti
Christmas Cake Yeti doesn'tt sound bad, she just want someone to hug and cuddle with... I'm totaly ok with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896930
SHARK GIRL
H
A
R
K

G
I
R
L

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897160
Heterochromic eyes+extremely generic 'muscle guy' looks

I can imagine a shy Echidna or timid Holst posting her drawfag art of me and crying when everyone makes fun of her.
>nice deviantart-tier design, loser

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897187
I feel like that's an accomplishment in its own right

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897235
>Heterochromic eyes
I feel sorry for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897197
>Mummy
ehhh

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897235
So you're an anime protagonist?

[Anonymous No.]

>"According to Kenkou Cross, there can be Queen Slime variants of all the Slime subspecies, such as a Queen Dark Slime or a Queen Nureonago."

I assume this is old information. "All slime subspecies" Does this apply to Shoggoths too? Can I have a Queen shoggoth, and live in a giant mansion that would feel empty if not for all my mini queens running around?
>Wake up in study after taking a nap in the study with the tall bookish division
>Walk into one of the side rooms of the home into of the workshop to flirt with the big buff and weak-to-compliments blacksmith division

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897157
>>14897235

To think I'd find a pawn of the Cabal even here...
Tsskk, never mind-- Drink deep in the moonlight dog, for tonight is your last upon the waking plane!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897248
I don't remember an anime MC with heterochromia

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897242
Don't feel sorry for him, he can wear an eyepatch and claim to have a cursed eye like a chuuni.

Some monster girls buy into that shit, vampires probably love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897242
The colors are similar at least so it isn't super obvious

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897252
>vampires
More like Dhampirs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897235
Central heterochromia master race.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897249
I was imagining more of an unknowable eldritch horror from beyond the stars. You know, one of those shoggoths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897257
Vampires too, they just try and claim they're too mature for that sort of thing but secretly love it as much as their daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897252
That might work at first but eventually they'll figure out it's just a useless genetic glitch. What then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897267
No, vampires are better than chuunishits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897262
Shoggoth is still a slime subspecies

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897032
>tfw the Unicorn of /hbg/

Where did all go so wrong...DON'T TOUCH MY GUN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897270
Retreat deeper into delusion. Who knows, maybe you might even find a nice human chuunni you internet roleplayer you.

>>14897273
Dragons, Sahuagin, Alps and Oomukade are easily the best chuunis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897252
>Not rocking an eyepatch, bandages and three native boy moon t-shirt

Stay pleb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897249
>there can be Queen Slime variants of all the Slime subspecies
Well waddayaknow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897284
>Chuuni Oomukade
>"Fufufu, kneel foolish mortal or today will be your last, cursed venom capable of felling angels runs through my veins"
>"That's right, tremble in fear befo...wait are you laughing at me?! Hey stop that!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897290
>bandages
We should compare notebooks friend.
Do you have a chuuni monster girl universe and edgy self insert MC too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897308
>compare notebooks

In mine, cringy teenage chuuni liches and zombies carry around a life note and threaten to resurrect people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897299
What is with cute girls and deadly venoms?

[Anonymous No.]

Hurry up KC, I'm sitting here with my dick out ready to jerk it to the new girl and my dog keeps walking into the room and staring at me before leaving and it's getting awkward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897325
...Is she cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897322
Living in this hell truly is the greatest punishment for my sins possible. I know exactly how you feel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897328
He is a boy.
He's also turning 13 this year, walks with a limp and is really stiff on cold mornings. His vision isn't too great anymore either. It's going to fucking destroy me when he finally goes.

[Anonymous No.]

PHOENIX FINALLY HOLY SHIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897343
>he thought I was talking about the dog

Dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897345
>she's a harpie
>but she's brown and smokin' hot

Let down of the century.

[Anonymous No.]

On /hbg/ with MG's making posts like:

">TFW you will never EVER have a nice husabndo he works earnestly to support you and the daughters he's given you"

JUST fucking kill me, the pain is just too much."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897345
Why do you even want phoenix, it'd just be a red harpy recolor

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897380
Different mythological basis
Different clothing style
Different personality
Possibly dark skin, darker than Gandharva
High body heat, possibly fire magic
Seems like enough to differentiate her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897349
Nigga what the fuck else would we be talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897378
>you will never post yaoi fanfiction staring board personality's husbandos and stir up the shitstorm of the century everytime you drop a pastebin link

I could've been a god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897401
>Their version of .less posts boys with vaginas to get a reaction from the thread

[Anonymous No.]

Non warrior lizard girl when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897420
HARPED Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897420
We need a slutty female lizard who's gimmick is that she is completely obedient and accepts all kinds of sexual requests

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897432
Jabberwock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897432
Louis C.K. please

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Salamander to milk me with her feet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897197
>Flow Kelp
>How to make me flustered and nervous 101
I would consider myself to be extremely lucky, but you gotta be careful with the drunk types.
I'd probably start with just sleeping with her, all wrapped up in her kelp, and hope that she remembers how frank she was in the morning, because I'm going to make her dreams of a family come true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897432
So Dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897433
Jabberwock is more complexe than that, she's more like a onee-san who's gets pride from being able to make you cum 10 times in 5 minutes

[Anonymous No.]

Your waifu is the daughter of the CEO of the biggest record company in the universe. As an engagement gift, he lets you go to see a live show of any band you want. If the band has broken up, he'll get someone to charm them into playing one more show, and if members are dead, he'll have them resurrected for the concert. He can even restore the members to their prime as long as they're performing. It'll be a big stadium show and you'll have the best seats possible, but it can only be one show.

Who is she, and who do you go see with her?

[Anonymous No.]

How do you make your monster onee-san stop bullying you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897504
Well, what you do is break her heart. It's hard, I know, but it's the only way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897504
A proper onee-san doesn't bully, she only gently teases.

[Anonymous No.]

anal play

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897504
Onee-sans don't bully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897515
It's really great and demonstrates a couple's intimate trust in one another.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897518
Found the alp.
Grab the bats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897523
To use for the anal play? Are we sure they can take it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897523
That's no alp, it's a buttslut Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

Overly sheltered Homunculi christmas cake meidou onee-sans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897535
Sella's tits are perfect, I don't see why she's so upset about them.

[Anonymous No.]

What exactly is Kc wanting people to vote for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897539
I'm no moon reader but google translate is telling me that it's along the lines of "if the artist has both pixiv and twitter which should I give priority to linking" or something like that.

Of course I could be wrong, google translate is bad at the best of times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897539
Whether he should start posting pictures on pixiv instead of KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897538
Sella is perfect.

>That silky, light hair
>That pale, blemish free skin
>Those pretty red eyes

Best Fate girl, bar none.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897508
>>14897516
What else would you call eating food off your plate, constantly manhandling you, and refusing to allow you to socialize? That's bullying.

>>14897507
How do you go about this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897561
A real onee-san wouldn't do those things though.
If you have someone doing that to you, she's not your onee-san, she's a faker. Probably a mongrel to boot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897101
Teach is cute.

C U T E.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=55718619

Bunch of mge sketches here including a Lich with glasses but the quality is all over the place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897588
I want to adventure on the high seas with the legendary pirate Edwynna Teach, also known as Blackbush

[Anonymous No.]

BASILISK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897610
I thought you were joking, about time.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Yawn.

[Anonymous No.]

>shit outfit
>shit color scheme
>not cosplay tier
Next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897614
>snake
Eh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897612
>>14897614
>More lamias
YEEEEES

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897612
>>14897614
Been a while since we've had a Lamia type and she has enough to make her stand out from the others. I like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897612
looks like is going to me the eastern version of the medusa

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897612
>>14897614
IS SHE A MONO-EYE? I NEED TO KNOW IF SHE'S A MONO-EYE. THIS IS IMPORTANT.

Either way, great snake.

[Anonymous No.]

Lamia Family
Reptile Type
Calm, Brooding
Carnivorous

With the upper body of a woman and the lower body of a snake and parts of a bird, it's a lamia covered in feathers. They are calm and not very aggressive, and tend to stay away from humans, living in secluded, quiet places. Their magic eyes can "inject" a victim with their venom just by being in their line of sight. Their venom is potent, rendering the victim motionless, and causing a blissful "fever" as if your body had gone into heat, muddling your thinking. You also become rock hard, and ridiculously sensitive, likely to shoot out semen at the slightest stimulus. As you are likely to also quickly absorb their demonic energy into them, they can turn you into an incubus (or a monster if you're female) exceedingly quickly. Their extremely lethal venom of their past existence now essentially causes "instant death" in a sexual sense.

(cont)

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897644
In addition, the venom essentially "infects" your own spirit energy, altering it and corrupting it, and essentially causing your own spirit energy to start violating your body. The only way to drain the poison from your body, is to be drained of your spirit energy - by a monster, of course. As when your spirit energy is drained away in such a way, you'd almost definitely be turned into an incubus (if male) or monster (if female), in a sense, they can still end a human life in an instant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897644
>orgasm beam
dear sweet jesus

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NeOvo33Enw

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897653
For this reason, while they are quite powerful, they have very little control over their ability. For this reason they always keep their vision sealed, and instead perceive through thermal sensing and tracking magical energy.

(cont)

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897644
>>14897653
very nice.

>Calm, Brooding
My favorite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897644
>>14897653
>Rape vision
>One of the few monsters who can instantly turn a man or woman
>Turns your own spirit energy against you
If it wasn't for them being calm and secluded types they'd be right up there with Ushis as rape trains.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897658
Huh, neat. So they're not Monoeyes and use the mask to block their vision.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897657
so in theory, the last thing a person can here as a human is "BEHOLD!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897658
So they see like Demon Hunters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897667
"WITNESS ME!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897667
Or "JEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAANNNN!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897658
The masks also don't let them recognize a human man. But if they were ever to lay their eyes directly on a human man, they would immediately be filled with love and lust, and quickly assault him. If their eyes are revealed, they will no longer be able to suppress their monstrous desires, and would unconsciously direct their venomous sight at the man.

(cont)

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897679
They will wrap their snake body all around the paralyzed man's body, akin to a predator falling upon helpless prey, and embrace him with their female body, and engage in long, relentless sex, draining him of "poison". As semen and spirit energy leaks from where your waists connect, they will obsessively keep staring at their prey and newfound husband, and fill his body to the brim with both their love and their venom, making him ejaculate incessantly.

But due to the danger of their eyes, and the consequences of them being exposed, outside of freak accidents, they will seldomly remove their masks.

(cont)

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897679
http://i.imgur.com/6PlIF5P.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897679
>eyes
That's the speculation over. Not being able to realise there's a man near by is super cute though.
>>14897692
They seem thoughtful too, most monster girls wouldn't give a shit about the consequences of taking it off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897692
Before we forget, beside their masks, they have one other weakness. If they smell a man from up close, or he whispers into their ear, they will go limp and turn bright red.
"The stimulus is just too strong while we're wearing our masks...", she tells us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897692
>they will obsessively keep staring at their prey and newfound husband
So, like, looking directly to your eyes while doing love?

That's my fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897697
Well, it's not just for your sake, they don't like losing control of themselves like that either.

Anyway, that's the profile!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897612
SPOOPY

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897710
This is pushing all the right buttons.
>Obsessive
>Extreme affection
>Coils
>Both a calm and monstrous personality
>Easy to tease

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897612
>>14897644
>>14897653
>>14897658
>>14897679

Ayy yo, this bitch is PRIME bullying material.

>You will never flick the nerdy Basilisk in Class' forehead
>"AWAWAWAWA! Who did that? Who's there? A-Anon was that you? A-Anon? Please Respond."

>You will never rearrange her stuff when she's not around
>You will never write stuff on her forehead
>You will never mess with her clothes or look up her skirt while she's unaware

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897710

>A MG weak to ASMR stuff

Oh the possibilities..

[Anonymous No.]

>Lamia Family
>Reptile Type
>Calm, Brooding
>Carnivorous
>With the upper body of a woman and the lower body of a snake and parts of a bird, it's a lamia covered in feathers. They are calm and not very aggressive, and tend to stay away from humans, living in secluded, quiet places. Their magic eyes can "inject" a victim with their venom just by being in their line of sight. Their venom is potent, rendering the victim motionless, and causing a blissful "fever" as if your body had gone into heat, muddling your thinking. You also become rock hard, and ridiculously sensitive, likely to shoot out semen at the slightest stimulus. As you are likely to also quickly absorb their demonic energy into them, they can turn you into an incubus (or a monster if you're female) exceedingly quickly. Their extremely lethal venom of their past existence now essentially causes "instant death" in a sexual sense.

In addition, the venom essentially "infects" your own spirit energy, altering it and corrupting it, and essentially causing your own spirit energy to start violating your body. The only way to drain the poison from your body, is to be drained of your spirit energy - by a monster, of course. As when your spirit energy is drained away in such a way, you'd almost definitely be turned into an incubus (if male) or monster (if female), in a sense, they can still end a human life in an instant.

While they are quite powerful, they have very little control over their ability. For this reason they always keep their vision sealed, and instead perceive through thermal sensing and tracking magical energy. The masks also don't let them recognize a human man. But if they were ever to lay their eyes directly on a human man, they would immediately be filled with love and lust, and quickly assault him. If their eyes are revealed, they will no longer be able to suppress their monstrous desires, and would unconsciously direct their venomous sight at the man.

They will wrap their snake body all around the paralyzed man's body, akin to a predator falling upon helpless prey, and embrace him with their female body, and engage in long, relentless sex, draining him of "poison". As semen and spirit energy leaks from where your waists connect, they will obsessively keep staring at their prey and newfound husband, and fill his body to the brim with both their love and their venom, making him ejaculate incessantly.

But due to the danger of their eyes, and the consequences of them being exposed, outside of freak accidents, they will seldomly remove their masks.

Before we forget, beside their masks, they have one other weakness. If they smell a man from up close, or he whispers into their ear, they will go limp and turn bright red.
"The stimulus is just too strong while we're wearing our masks...", she tells us.

There, all in one post now, to make it easier to read.

[Anonymous No.]

>Lamia Family
>Reptile Type
>Calm, Brooding
>Carnivorous
With the upper body of a woman and the lower body of a snake and parts of a bird, it's a lamia covered in feathers. They are calm and not very aggressive, and tend to stay away from humans, living in secluded, quiet places. Their magic eyes can "inject" a victim with their venom just by being in their line of sight. Their venom is potent, rendering the victim motionless, and causing a blissful "fever" as if your body had gone into heat, muddling your thinking. You also become rock hard, and ridiculously sensitive, likely to shoot out semen at the slightest stimulus. As you are likely to also quickly absorb their demonic energy into them, they can turn you into an incubus (or a monster if you're female) exceedingly quickly. Their extremely lethal venom of their past existence now essentially causes "instant death" in a sexual sense.

In addition, the venom essentially "infects" your own spirit energy, altering it and corrupting it, and essentially causing your own spirit energy to start violating your body. The only way to drain the poison from your body, is to be drained of your spirit energy - by a monster, of course. As when your spirit energy is drained away in such a way, you'd almost definitely be turned into an incubus (if male) or monster (if female), in a sense, they can still end a human life in an instant.

While they are quite powerful, they have very little control over their ability. For this reason they always keep their vision sealed, and instead perceive through thermal sensing and tracking magical energy. The masks also don't let them recognize a human man. But if they were ever to lay their eyes directly on a human man, they would immediately be filled with love and lust, and quickly assault him. If their eyes are revealed, they will no longer be able to suppress their monstrous desires, and would unconsciously direct their venomous sight at the man.

They will wrap their snake body all around the paralyzed man's body, akin to a predator falling upon helpless prey, and embrace him with their female body, and engage in long, relentless sex, draining him of "poison". As semen and spirit energy leaks from where your waists connect, they will obsessively keep staring at their prey and newfound husband, and fill his body to the brim with both their love and their venom, making him ejaculate incessantly.

But due to the danger of their eyes, and the consequences of them being exposed, outside of freak accidents, they will seldomly remove their masks.

Before we forget, beside their masks, they have one other weakness. If they smell a man from up close, or he whispers into their ear, they will go limp and turn bright red.
"The stimulus is just too strong while we're wearing our masks...", she tells us.

There, all in one post now, to make it easier to read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897722
Please don't start with the bullying bullshit so soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897729
If Kikimoras and Shoggoths didn't exist, she would instantly be number 1 on my list.

[Anonymous No.]

But what if a Basilisk stared at another monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897710
I want to tease one so badly that she's on the brink of losing control and catch her off guard by stealing her mask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897740
they would probably get rape happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897612
Still better than college holst, but it does nothing for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897614
>>14897612
>>14897729
The Album Has Been Updated
http://imgur.com/a/crARm#11

On another note, Basilisk may be my new favorite Lamia, Fluffy snakes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897733
Do you want to get bullied, you little fucking nerd-boy loser?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897612
>>14897614
>>14897749
She looks pretty fucking rad I have to admit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897722
Yeah, and she will never just rape beam you for it.
This bullying shit is beyond retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897750
Don't make me hit you in the head with an iron bar

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897761
Try it. The weak will be bullied by the strong, such is the way of things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897758
A high School one wouldn't remove her eye-cover lest she face the consequences, just like a high school hellhound wouldn't rape their classmates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897729
She's good I guess. I like the whole "keep eay contact while having sex" and the rather drawn back nature. Might be in my top 10.

But I don't know what I think of the instant incubising. seamse sort of... eh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897775
>just like a high school hellhound wouldn't rape their classmates
Sure, and the Dormouse wouldn't sleep in classes either, and the monoeye would be the most popular girl in the hs.

[Anonymous No.]

It's teething time!
Your monster girl daughteru is teething and you need to give her something to chew one?
What is it?
if you say you're dick be prepared to lose it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897781
A freshly-assembled girder. Might not taste very good, but it'll last forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897778
>and the monoeye would be the most popular girl in the hs.
Spotted the monoeye poster. You'd get bullied even more than Basilisk-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897781
Correction. You're gonna lose YOUR dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897749
>>14897614
>>14897612
>>14897729
I want to Molest the Fluffy snake

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897781
Some really thick meat, it works I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897785
Fuck off already.

[Anonymous No.]

Fear the old blood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897796
eyes on the inside?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897796
I want to see her brown eye

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897796

Touch the demon inside me

[Anonymous No.]

Musclegirl Basilisk when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897612
>>14897614
Well, this is the most chuuni design so far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897807
I blame people talking about chuuni vampires and oomukades before the announcement.

[Anonymous No.]

>Orphaned boy is adopted by a Basilisk and her husband
>They have a daughter 10 years the boy's senior
>When he's 9, he asks his onee-san if she'll ever take her mask off
>She tells him that when he grows up, he can see her with her mask off every day
>The boy grows up with innocent thoughts of seeing his pretty sister's face
>She masturbates nightly thinking about all the freaky deaky sex they're going to have

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897796
If I pull that off, will you die?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897620
>>not cosplay tier
You're legitimately complaining about that? These threads really are getting worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897812
>husbando husbandry
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

You are now imagining her giving you a blowjob with the mask on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897815
We've had one or two guys like that since the /a/ days though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897822
Will KFC ever show us how she looks without the mask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897825
No one cared about her until she put on the mask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897822
With her sense of smell being a huge weakness that could be really nice.
>>14897825
I hope not, it's good to have a little mystery once in a while.

[Anonymous No.]

Would Basilisks be afraid of roosters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897841
She definitely seems to be easily startled by cocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897841
But they love cocks.

[Anonymous No.]

Where did it all go wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897841
I want to sneak up on a basilisk and whisper Cock-a-doodle-dick into her ear!

[Anonymous No.]

Tell me about Basilisk!
WHY DOES SHE WEAR THAT MASK?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897822
I want to bust a thick, viscous load on her mask and cause her to get really flustered and embarrassed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897825
I guess we're supposed to leave it to imagination.
I'd like to be romantic about it and think that she has the most beautiful eyes hidden behind that mask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896998
>tried searching for sauce and got this shit
The fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

Question.

Do the early translations kind of ruin the excitement for you? Compared to the times where you'd go days, up to a week, basically just coming up with shit based on just a design alone, and then later being able to see how it matches up with the canon profile.

If they do, I'll go and stop my hackjobs, if all they do is ruin people's fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897197
>>orc
>guaranteed housewife material, possible harem end
SIGN ME THE FUCK UP

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897862
kinda do ruin the fun a little
thou, it can stop shit thread cannon from developing and being cemented into place

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897862
They're fine and probably prevent shit storms in some cases.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897862
This is better than people doing so much threadcanon that once the official translation appears everyone still think the threadcanon one is the correct translation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897749
Anon, get Photoshop and learn how to do transparency properly. The imgur album perfectly exemplifies why your method doesn't work - the images look like shit on dark background.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897859
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=kuroshitsuji+ranmao

[Anonymous No.]

A master with OCD versus a stubborn kiki. Who wins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897877
im to lazy, Gimp will have to do, your more than welcome to do it yourself, I'll just replace images in the album with better ones when they come about

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897859
Ciel in Wonderland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897888
I have other things to do. But you could do way better in the same amount of time. Not sure why you even bother because these are useless and you don't even seem to care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897729
>In addition, the venom essentially "infects" your own spirit energy, altering it and corrupting it, and essentially causing your own spirit energy to start violating your body. The only way to drain the poison from your body, is to be drained of your spirit energy - by a monster, of course. As when your spirit energy is drained away in such a way, you'd almost definitely be turned into an incubus (if male) or monster (if female), in a sense, they can still end a human life in an instant.

>they will obsessively keep staring at their prey and newfound husband, and fill his body to the brim with both their love and their venom

GOD IS DEAD!!!!!!!

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>>14897729
>Before we forget, beside their masks, they have one other weakness. If they smell a man from up close, or he whispers into their ear, they will go limp and turn bright red."The stimulus is just too strong while we're wearing our masks...", she tells us.

so, reverse ASMR?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897903
Its better than having nothing, and its more for utility for when someone may need it
Also thanks for taking the time to do this. I will get photoshop, eventually

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897871
>thou, it can stop shit thread cannon from developing and being cemented into place
Since when has the thread been discouraged from making shit threadcanon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897912
I want to lick a Basilisks ears!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897923
I want to lick a Basilisk's everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897862
Your quick translations are more than welcome and I thank you for them
Coming up with stupid headcanon based on the picture alone isn't that much fun and more often than not, it ends up in memes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897858
>Leg-less lass! What do your basilisk eyes see?

[Anonymous No.]

>able to inflect "poison" with just her sight
>poison is able to manipulate spirit energy
>turns any man into an incubus/woman into monster because of it
>needs a mask to suppress her ability
Is Basilisk the 2nd strongest monster?

[Anonymous No.]

Father, what am I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897951
A cutie patootie. That's what you are!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897951
I never did ask your mother, let do that now

[Anonymous No.]

Which MG would be the best daughteru?
>no canine daughteru to take to the woods and instill a love of hunting and fishing with

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897949
Nope

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897958

All of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897958
Cheshire daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897958
The one that is yours regardless the species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897951
'Bout to be pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897963
What about adopted daughterus? Or nieces that through terrible circumstances become your daughteru? And later on your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897970
A daughteru is a daughteru, nothing else matters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897973
But what if your daughteru becomes your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897974
Then you love her the double for being both waifu and daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897974
Even Better!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897970
Adopted daughterus are good wives

[Anonymous No.]

You guys have been overlooking a part of Basilisk's design: her talons aren't oversized

I do believe that she's the first girl with non-human hands where the proportions are that close to human ones

This may be the start of a new era where paws aren't absurdly huge and claws aren't cartoonish looking!
Although probably not, we'll see in the next few profiles

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897958
>no litter of newborn kits who lay on top of you and your nine-tailed MILF waifu in one big cuddle puddle of love and fluffy tails


If you watch the tape, you can pinpoint exactly when my heart broke writing this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897991

I'm going to guess near the end at "one big cuddle pile of love"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897986
If you're going to be a shithead be a consistent shithead and use an image from the manga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897991
And my day was going so well too, why would you do this to me.

[Anonymous No.]

Studies show that the current developments will result in our mighty empire's collapse and disappearance within the next few hundred years, resulting in thousands of years of darkness! We must prepare, we must collect knowledge into the Encyclopedia Pervertica!

[Anonymous No.]

IF I PULL THAT OFF WOULD YOU DIE

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898030
I wonder if that third eye is real.

I want to lounge with a Holstaurus and a Taku..

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898038
It would be extremely arousing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897949
They're definitely up there but Lilims, Baphomets, Dragons, Chimaeras etc are all much stronger

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897974
I see no problem with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898038
It would be extremely painful

Basilisk is truly a baneposting girl

>wears a mask
>if a man pull that off it would be extremely painful for his pelvis
>because she is a big girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898050
I think you mean extremely pleasurable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898030
>Feminism and human women cause the current empire to collapse
>As we go back to the dark age, monster girls appear in our world
>Earth quickly becomes MGE
>Good End

>>14898040
It is real, it even changes colors when she gets angry (KC said so in an enty post)

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898038
Actually
"If I pull that off, will I die?" works better
Since she's a basilisk and all

[Anonymous No.]

let's post underrated girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898030
I think she'd look better without the horns. COME AT ME

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898058
How mindblowingly pleasurable would sex with a Tentacle feel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898061
She can stimulate every erogenous zone at once. All of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898070
All of them?
What about the ones I don't want stimulated?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898058
>tentacle
But it's not underrated, it's trash. Unless you are a fag and like being fucked in the ass of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898077
Here's your reply

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898075
All of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898081
Will she at least stay away from my prostate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898030
>Studies show that the current developments will result in our mighty empire's collapse and disappearance within the next few hundred years

I bet the tanukis are behind this

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898075
>>14898077
>>14898080
You knew exactly how this was going to go you damn mongs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898059

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898083

All of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898091
Now if we could put back that huge chunk of hair taken out and fucking up the symmetry, yeah, perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898083
>>14898095
>>>/d/
>>>/y/
>>>/faggotville/

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898091
I want to eat a hakutaku's hakutaco

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897958
>no lich daughteru to do 'experiments' with
>you're just making jello with spooky skeletington candy in the middle

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898058
I want a tentacle to Bind and relentlessly tease a Hellhound while forcing her to look at me, never actually inserting the tentacles but poking and rubbing all over her body. Then when she's finally at her limit, let her lose

How fucked would I be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897729
>>14897612
>Pointy ears with scales on them
>Cute bird hands
>Fluffy feathers
>Glowing pussy
>Shy and has NEET tendencies
>Instant-death eye beams
>Strongest venom ever
>Has to slither around blindly
>Goes full yandere for the first man she sees
>Extremely weak to teasing

Oh my lord, I never thought a lamia would dethrone Apophis in my heart, all hail the Basilisk
KC has been on a rampage ever since his comeback, I'm looking forward to MGE II

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qbp_mt-qFk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyJRDA21PCs

I want to take a dorky Basilisk and snap her mask against her face as punishment.

I want to ruffle her feathers both literally and figuratively.

[Anonymous No.]

Someone write Basilisks already!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897612
OOOOOOH BABY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898116
Should I watch this show? The chuuni seems cute rather than annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898131
Which one? The first is shit but the second one is genuinely enjoyable.

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, does simply closing your eyes work to avoid a basilisk's rape beam? O r maybe a covering, like a cloak. Then all you have to do is whisper at them. Basilisk confirmed jobbers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898131
which one? Konosuba? Yes. Megumin is precious and deserves to be cherished as such.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898111

A Tentacle and Flow Kelp befriending each other and fantasizing about all those cute boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898116
>Try to snap a Basilisk's mask against her face
>The string breaks and she has to hide her eyes with her hands
>She starts crying and begs you to give her back her mask

Would you take responsibility?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898140
No. Instead I'd make her wear a collar and blindfold in public.
And a nice black dress with some opera gloves, too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898140
Of course. A brooding, melancholy feather-lamia who I can bully is perfect for me.

Wait.

Fuck.

How do Daughterus work? Like when do they get their masks? Do 3 month old Basilisk babbys fuck shit up with their orgasm beams? Do they where little masks from birth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898161
>Like when do they get their masks?
Are you my mommy?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to steal a basilisk's mask and pretend that i'm a hero of justice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897729
Nice. Powerful and easy to bully. She reminds me of Medusa from Witch Craft Works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898140
I'd wrap a bandanna that says "Big ol' NERD" on it and smirk when she thanks me for being so helpful and kind.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't want to lose another girl to the memes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898146
YOU DON'T KNOW SHIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEET!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898161
It's probably a puberty thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898175
Grail-kun says you must kill everyone to stop the MEMES!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897729
>Weak to whispering.

Oh lord, I'd love to whisper sweet nothings into her ears that could be mistaken as lewd just to get her all flustered.

>"Wanna help me with something? It'll just be the two of us."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898175
Can't fight nature anon. MEMETIC POWER! MEMEING FORCE ANON! HUMANITY'S FORCE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897729
>Before we forget, beside their masks, they have one other weakness. If they smell a man from up close, or he whispers into their ear, they will go limp and turn bright red.
>"The stimulus is just too strong while we're wearing our masks...", she tells us.


PERFECT
E
R
F
E
C
T

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898180
Please!
Grail-kun will just give him "MEME BLOCKER!"
They can't spout memes if they're dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898170
>Infectious gas-mask girl
Too scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898180
>>14898182
I swear I will kill you all one day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898189
Hey, you made your choice when you started feeling up a loli.
>>14898190
But people die when they're killed! You are not living your life correctly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898058
Tentacle girls are great. You can just stick your hands inside her bulbs and have your individual fingers licked and stimulated while she gives you the sexual massage of a lifetime.
They look so sweet and nice, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898190
If you strike us down we shall become more powerful than you could ever imagine!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898199
Even these fake memes can surpass the originals.

>>14898199
I want to pat the head of a basalisk loli!
I want her to start making little "Eto...eto..." noises while squirming!

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>>14898136
The way that the quick translation wrote it, it seems that if you are in a Basilisk's line of sight, there is no way to avoid being injected
We'll have to wait for the full translation to confirm that but it seems right, especially since it distincts them from Medusas

>>14898146
>>14898174
You both are horrible people, bullying a poor girl who chooses to sacrifice her own sight for the safety of others

>>14898161
If I had to guess, I'd say that the rape beams grow in power as they age and reach their maximum potency once the Basilisk hit puberty

A baby Basilisk's gaze probably has little to no effect, they should get the mask at 4 or 5 years old when their powers are at about 50% of their potential

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898190
Don't make promises you can't keep you piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never have a Holstaur maid
Goddammit genetic science/a break in space and time needs to hurry up.
Yes I know she's not an actual Holstaur but really all she needs is the horns and the fur and you've got yourself a monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

So I've got to ask.

Chuuni basalisk, kunoichi, wurm, and wyvern in masks and making hero poses when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898219
>not "If you strike me down I will become meme powerful."
Step your shit up senpai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898232
Genetic engineering could solve the issues of illness and aging but we're not allowed to do it because Hitler.
>>14898236
Now this is a pertinent question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898238
I must memedoku

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898175
You think you know the memes. But she was born in them, molded by them. Didn't see a serious discussion before she was already irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898236
Add a Werewolf in there too since they're also grounded in toku.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898224
Line of sight implies being actually visible though, as in laying eyes upon, "directly."

[Anonymous No.]

I don't understand your complaint, dear. I AM fondling the family jewel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898236
Never

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898267
I was maybe thinking about a mantis instead, with a scarf.
She and the basalisk would be the only ones blushing.

>>14898273
Just need to believe Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898278
>mantis instead
But we just got Jensen!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898278
Who said I want to believe?

[Anonymous No.]

SPIDER-MAN IS A MENACE TO SOCIETY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898272
>yfw if you died your disembodied genitals would be kept as a family heirloom for your monster descendants

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898283
True.

Perhaps we would need an arachne instead.

>>14898285
I will make you believe dammit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898285
BELIEVE IT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898236
>Basilisk and Kunoichi decide to switch their mask for giggles
>Kunoichi keeps faceplanting into walls and making a joke of herself
>Basilisk accidentally corrupts an entire city causing everyone to think that she is a villain
>Wyvern still tries to act cool during the whole ordeal

>>14898269
That's a good point, but then you could argue that her line of sight doesn't refer to what she is able to see, but everything inside of it no matter if it is covered or hidden

Anyways, closing your eyes definitely won't save you, covering yourself with a cloak might
I hope the full translation will make that part clear

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898298
Nigga you don't understand!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897197

This is the second time I've rolled Wilmarina in a random.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898303
>The basalisk is screaming a she shoots out eyebeams through the gap in the mask.
>The kunoichi is smacking into a post.
>The wyvern is holding her pose and trembling with embaresment at the chaos going on around her.
>The wurm is just having fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898304
Wan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898316
>not waff
Dachshund Master Race

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898329
Enjoy the day when your waifu's spine can hardly support her body and she grows increasingly depressed and fat, unable to strongly exert herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898303
>I hope the full translation will make that part clear
Me too, it'll save us so many fights. Japanese truly is a cursed language.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898340
She's a micro and I already have her harness picked out should it come to that. No suffering for my cutie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898291
I too am too much of a creep for even Succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898340
Poor daschund kobold.
Unable to chase her husband and kids around at her old age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898354
Thanks Mamonobama!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898340
Anon stop. I just had to drop $1500 on a doggie wheelchair for my 14 year old yellow Labrador. I don't want to cry right now.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys who's the best girl and why is it Basilisk-Wurm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898362
>1500
I think it's time to cut your losses, if you catch my drift.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898362
Slightly overweight kobold waifu watching you run around with the pups, a slighlty sad look on her face because she can't run around with you like she used to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898340
>>14898376
Hey guys I have an idea

Stop imagine monstergirls like normal animals

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896807
Generic faggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898352
You can't be too much of a creep to Succubi
Even those who seem disgusted just act that way in hopes of seducing you, that's how they get in the pants of dirty old men

I want a gyaru Succubus to insult me and say that she would never even consider touching me before I make her ahegao by "raping" her

[Anonymous No.]

You're camping inna woods with your waifu when Snufkin shows up and slaps her ass.
What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898393
Who

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898393
When what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898401
Character from Moomintroll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898393
Watch a man be torn apart limb by limb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898406
No idea, anyway I will slap his face with my fist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898401
>>14898402
Goddammit you ignorant boobs, he's only the most based character ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898390
>gyaru Succubus
Why is gyaru so god tier? You could make a gyaru out of any MG and instantly make them a thousand times better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898416
No one gives a shit about your Swedish fables or whatever the fuck this classifies as.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898416
I don't know what it is but it's asking for a piledriver.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898422
>whatever the fuck this classifies as
I believe the specific term to be "anime".

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897729
Interesting, this is some food for thought thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Basilisk who refuses to take off her mask no matter what because her parents accidentally caused her some childhood trauma when they told her what happened the first time her mother removed her mask.
I also want her to be prone to separation anxiety induced panic attacks that can only be calmed by holding her hand and gently reassuring her that I'm not leaving her side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898427
>Snufkin (original Swedish: Snusmumrik[en] or Mumrik[en], Finnish: Nuuskamuikkunen or Muikkunen) is a character in the Moomin series of books authored by Swedish-speaking Finn Tove Jansson, appearing in six of the nine books

>The Swedish-speaking population of Finland (whose members are often called Swedish-speaking Finns,[3] Finland-Swedes, Finland Swedes, Finnish Swedes, Swedes of Finland see below; Swedish: finlandssvenskar; Finnish: suomenruotsalaiset; the term Swedo-Finnish[4][5] Swedish: finlandssvensk; Finnish: suomenruotsalainen can be used as an attributive phrase) is a linguistic minority in Finland. They maintain a strong identity and are seen either as a separate ethnic group, while still being Finns or as a distinct nationality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897987
>Not wanting BIG MEATY CLAWS/PAWS
People like you make me sick

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897729
I wonder if Basilisks face masks are unique from one another.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898393
But my waifu IS the Snufkins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898439
Go away Alpie, you're not wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you prefer shark girls with a mermaid body or with legs?

I prefer the later

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898444
>every basilisk mask is unique
I like this. This should be real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897987
What makes human proportions inherently better than non human ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898444
I imagine they are.


Although I just realized that I want one with Nu-13's mask

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898445
No. I don't need sexualized snorks in my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898438
Be careful, anon.

Coddling her too much could end up doing more harm than good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898448
Legs plus a shark fin tail. Plus inky black eyes and shark teeth.
Shark girls are supposed to look unsettling, it's gap moe.

[Anonymous No.]

Does your waifu need you? She's likely strong, intelligent, more than capable of taking care of herself, so, where do you fit? Are you handsome? Are you rich? Are you a pillar of your community? Are you a good cook? Conversationalist? Lover? Tell me, why would a monstergirl need you? Since, we've established that they can live without semen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898465
>inb4 because I have a dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898448
Can't lock without legs, mermaid all the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898465
I'm a cute househusband who'll love her and feed her ego.

I'd also let her do anything to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898465
I make her laugh. With my tiny dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898449
>A nerdy Basilisk insists on wearing a replica of Majora's Mask
>The only people who think it's cool are her Gazer and Oomukade friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898465
She doesn't need me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897612
RELATIONSHIP ENDED WITH WAIFU
NOW
BASILISK-SAMA
IS MAI
BEST GIRL

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898465
*leaving out KC's rules

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898483
>RELATIONSHIP ENDED WITH WAIFU
Then you never had a waifu you fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898465
>Since, we've established that they can live without semen.
Yet a lot will rape the first man they have a chance to lay their hands on and much prefer living off semen than eating regular food. It's like the difference between stale bread and a 5 star meal, sure you can live off that bread but no one's going to choose to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898449
As do I.
>>14898453
>Although I just realized that I want one with Nu-13's mask
That'd be lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898476
Dibs on Majora's Basilisk. We'll have fun and play video games every night!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898474
I was wondering where you were.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898438
>Hand holding with a Basilic
>Her talons bite into your hand whenever you try to get away from her
>She always profusely apologises for not having cute and soft hands like the other monster girls do

>>14898444
That idea has a lot of potential
I want a Basilisk with a SAW mask

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898177
Sauce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898495
The weird part is, I'm not him. I just saw an opportunity and I took it. Now I'm the MEME too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898488
>>14898486
You're avoiding the question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898465
Ayy nigga, I'm in a place like this exactly not to bother with such issues for once.
>*leaving out KC's rules
Here's your problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898474
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898497
Tell me anon, sex with clothes on or off?
Hotpants or Office wear?
Stockings or leggings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898503
It's a silly question anyway, the setting works off of fantasy, self inserting and flimsy logic. Attempting to ask that sort of question about it is just stupidity or baiting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898504
I am perfectly aware, but porn is serious business. We should really go deeper and explore every angle of the setting, since y'all love to complain how dumm and shallow it is.

[Anonymous No.]

But surely you still prefer snakes who can control the beams they fire, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898516
Or you're a coward and should not have replied in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897987
Werewolf doesn't have clown paws either

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898524
Echidna's always been my favorite snake, followed by shirohebi. But don't tell her I said that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898531
Yeah, like, whatever dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898465
Because I was her best friend before the change and I can beat up all of her bullies. Nobody gets to bully her except me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898476
>nerdy Basilisk
>has and wears all the masks from Majora's Mask
>often switches masks on the fly
>you're in a heated argument while she's wearing the stone mask and not saying anything
>I get a little too personal in my verbal attack and she switches to the Goron mask, slaps me, then curls up in a ball and rolls away
>later we both make up while she's wearing the couples mask

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898521
Did I complain tho? Nope, don't remember that.
And going deeper usually just ends up getting stained with new shit altogether.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898535
Good man.

>>14898472
Das faggy but viable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898524
I want her to sit on my face! Wait, how would that work out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898513
I found it nevermind

With clothes
Office wear
Zettai ryoku

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898448
Whichever makes them look more threatening, so I guess legs

>>14898451
It's not about one being better than the other, it's about overall harmony with the rest of the body

>>14898476
>The only time when she is allowed to take off her mask is to play video games
>Because of that, she is emotionally attached to every game she has ever played

>>14898524
Nah girl, Basilisk is the new queen of snake town, you can go to the washed up corner along with that overweight Apophis

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898481
Who is she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898298
>Arachne
So a mecharachne who can keep up with 'Madam M. Jensen'...? How about this one - she can can practically walk on air!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898465
Because I'm funny and good at make her mood much brighter. I also god at conversations and I'm a great lover, we both help cheer the other up when we are at our lowest. I hold her when she's sad and help to inspire her and by extension me, to be the best they can possibly be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898513
>Office wear
Yes.
>short pencil skirt with stockings and a garter belt with no panties

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898538
You know what I meant you overly literal nigger.

>>14898546
Right
Wrong
Acceptable but the answer was leggings

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898554
You're giving me diabetes.

[Anonymous No.]

I want Abossphis to smack me around, bully me, and hit me with her tail! I love it when she hits me with her tail!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898461
>Shark girls
Into the trash they go

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898550
Does it matter? I have nothing to offer but my love, and even that's mediocre and probably unsatisfying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898571
It matters to me, I like an honest man, no homo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898566
Id' rather the buff basalisk that works security.
Even if she's a little weird, she treats me nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898568
You are stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898566
>Abossphis continuation never

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898547
>She has a strong attachment to each and every character she has ever looked at
>They're the only people she can look at without hurting
>Her chest hurts when she thinks about how she can never look at real people the same way

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897197
>Scylla

GETMEOUTOFHERE.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898465

They wouldn't need me. Unless they had a healing fetish or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898448
It depends on the lifestyle you'd like to portray for the character. I wholly expect they'll be able to switch forms if a Kraken of all seafolk can do so.

>>14898568
>trashing shark girls
Anon that's a horrendous waste of potential as evidenced by this >>14895715

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898579
No more please, I actually felt bad while reading this

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898465
I can cook. I'm a hard worker...to ridiculous degrees. I'm great with kids. I've been told that I'm very attractive, though I feel it's bull.

But yeah, I can safely say that I need her more than she needs me. Too fucked up in the head to be of use to anyone, even as a semen pump

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think a pharaoh would like a thousand stolen apophis hoods as a courting gift?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898565
Why and what kind?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to work at Snake Inc.! I want to mingle with the lamias in the mailroom! I want to have Shirohebis send me TPS Reports! I want to crack jokes with the Basilisk security guard who never smiles! I want to be called into the CEO's office one day and find out [spioler]that she's actually a Wurm! And then we'll go to Cici's for an endless pizza buffet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898599
Too devoted and the bad kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898586
I felt bad when writing it. Now I want to hug a lonely Basilisk and tell her that no matter what happens she can look at me whenever she wants.

I bet her hand would shake uncontrollably as she went to remove the mask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898605
Hope you get better soon, your waifu would probably be more than glad to help you out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898609
But Anon.
No one cared who she was until she put on the mask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898603
>CEO Wurm
>In a surprise twist she's been posing as the receptionist the whole time!

[Anonymous No.]

You don't really love that awkward, introverted Basilisk, do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898465
>Engineer anubis

Realistically, it's a high bar to reach.
I'm not a bad cook, but I love baking, so there's that.
I suppose I'm averagely good looking, but sleep problems have left me with bags under my eyes. Manage to keep fit though, so there's that.
I'm taking an Engineering Master's, so we share interests, even if she'd most likely make me look like an idiot.
I'd like to say that I'd be the perfect stress release for her, too, always able to tweak her erogenous zones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898609
>not removing the mask yourself
Fucking dense-kun

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898618
Not until they start getting stinky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898618
>Basilisk and Oomukade fighting over a man
>The Oomukade strikes first, lunging forward for a bite
>Before the venom can take full effect the Basilisk removes her mask
>They both become Ahegaoing messes twitching on the floor
>The guy they were arguing over walks in, takes on look at them and quietly backs away pretending he never seen anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898465
Emotional support?

That aside there's no other reason. I can't cook, I don't have a great job, my grades aren't that good, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898618
>ferociously protective, obsessive, gloomy girl
>calm, brooding, feathery snake
Don't make choose.Mukade

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898571
Well, I imagine mediocre love is probably still better than no love to a monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898627
But she's been bound by that mask her entire life. She won't overcome that trauma unless she takes the final step herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898465
I can do some basic magic tricks and I know some useless trivia, which apparently she likes. We also do daily activities together, laugh at my stupid jokes and we often go treasure hunting, even though she often tells me that i'm the only and most precious treasure of hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898635
A draw? Bitch you crazy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898465
I'm not a good person. But I suppose she'd like someone who's quiet and has similar interests as her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898647
You fail at reading the mood. You won't take her burden from her yourself. You won't be her hero. Her confidante. Her lover. Her friend, all in one. What the fuck are you good for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898618
I- I LOVE A L L the demi-humanoids!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898586
>>14898609
We could go worse. What about a Basilisk who had her eyes removed when she was younger? Whereas other Basilisks can at least look forward to gazing upon their future husband, she does not even get this privilege.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898653
Did you forget about the instant orgasm vision? That's pretty OP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898586
Why are you so afraid of sadness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898668
That's where humans are concerned, monstergirls are resistant to the DE of other monstergirls, barring a few cases.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898609
>>14898627
>Tell Basilisk that no matter what, she can look at you whenever she wants
>She flushes and begins to remove her mask, her hand quivering
>As soon as her eyes lock onto yours, every muscle in your body tenses up, feeling as though you became a statue
>She starts tearing up, knowing that her venom is working on you
>You're gritting your teeth as you're trying to move your body, you can see a Lilim manifesting in the corner of your eye
'Hora hora, don't you get it, human-kun?'
'This is just the natural order of things.'
>Shut up, bitch. Shut up.
>Lilim continues to mock you, and that's when the impossible happens. You manage to clench your fist
>A fire is raging inside of your body, it hurts like hell to try and move, as if you're shouldering the entire weight of the world like Atlas
'Try all you want, boy. Nothing will change. Submit to your desires and let her ravish you.'
>You manage to speak
'How... about... this.... If... I can... hit you... I'll... take her... for my Wife'
>Lilim smugly smiles, making herself visible to the Basilisk as well, who's slithering towards you, her flushed puffy vulva dripping with lubricant
'But look at the poor girl, don't you want to just tear her womanhood in two with that... Mm... tasty pillar there?'
>The fires raging inside of you loosen your arm up, to her surprise as you pull back and let out a half-roar half-grunt of orgasmic release
>Your fist impacting into the Lilim's smug fucking face like a semi truck
>All while your highly erect cock bukkakes your new wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898675
Wait, why is the lilim being punched? She's not even doing anything to antagonise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898476
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought a Basilisk with a collection of vidya masks would be cute
>Her collection consists of Majora's Mask, the Fox mask, Blue Mage mask, Bomberman Regulus's mask, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898679
>Regulus
Purge O'clock

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898504
The more we ignore KC's rules and concepts to supplant our own, the better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898686
Says you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898690
I agree with him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898618
>Stinky sharp carapace cunt who's just sad and desperate

>Blind dependency-moe feather-snek who loves to cuddle but acts kuudere

The choice is clear, you're done, Oomukade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897612
What an exhibitionist slut!

I love her hair and little shawl though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898690
Second

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898690
Says common sense and the want of a fantasy setting conducive to good storytelling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897729
>Sensory deprivation fetish
Oh my, that's nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898682
>hating something that resembles a dragonar mech

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898692
I don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898679
>She has a Pyramid head mask for when she's in a bad mood

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897813
>None cared who I was until I met you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898465
Cuddling, empathy, and the fact that I'm willing to indulge her in her "hunt down and rape" fetish.
My waifu's a Hellhound by the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898706
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898686
>thread concepts
Retard wurms?
NTR succubi?
Alp shitposting?

I honestly can't remember a single good threadcannon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898694
>Stronger venom than Apophis
>Better neet than Oomukade

The new girl has no mercy, she is taking over everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898716

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898716
Wendigos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898706
>being wrong
Your mother must be so proud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898703
>knowing what a dragonar mech is
>implying it's not regulus, a man who made his own daughters into battle armors, and who is WILLINGLY working with the equivalent of The Devil, that I hate

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898686
At least KC tries to fix things at his own way. Without mamono mana for example what is preventing people and monstergirls from cheating, NTRing and more shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897612
>Cool looking masks
>Hair braid
>Stoic personality hiding yandere tendencies
>FUCKING LAMIA
Oh yes. Hell yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898724
Okey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898720
>ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898720
I bet right now all the other lamia types are sat around a table sharing drinks and grumbling about how the new girl is stealing their popularity. They're so depressed that they don't even care to remind the wurm with them that she's a dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898716
That's because the bad ones are the easiest for you to remember.
Don't forget the worlds of writefags with the sense to break away from MGE canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898678
Because fuck Lilims

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898716
Awawa Wendigos are literally the only good thread canon when it comes to existing girls.

Charon if you include new stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898721
She is OC

>>14898722
What about them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898737
Well, fuck you too

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898727
>his own way
The stupid, contrived way you mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898716
I like awawa and /hbg/

>>14898742
Be my guest and tell us something better, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898716
There's literally nothing wrong with any of those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898715
Because both sides are retarded yet both are needed to keep the balance, just like MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898750
>Nothing wrong with NTR

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898686
Start with discarding the entire 200 designs we surely wouldn't need big boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898749
Anything is better than "U-um, and then magic fixes all da problemz!". As far as I'm concerned, even Alp is a better writefag than KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898759

The only acceptable NTR is when a Monster girl NTRs your bachelorhood

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898750
>Nothing wrong with shitposting
I mean...

[Anonymous No.]

>all these what dos? and roll posts this thread
What's going on? I know we get them on occasion but this is getting a bit excessive, I feel like I'm on the wiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895783

Biceps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898765
>even Alp
Please don't use me as a meme, I'm not a bad person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898765
I'm still waiting for your solution.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898740
I have zero respect for an MG only used so namefags can self insert as the common denominator for the strongest

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898781
>It's the Lilim's fault that two retards use her for OC's and their shit, and fuck everyone else who just like her

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898733
>Shirohebi complaining that she used to be the best yandere
>Medusa wearing a makeshift mask and angrily claiming that her gaze is still the most dangerous
>Apophis drinking herself to coma while going on about how her venom is the only thing that can harm a Pharaoh
>Echidna and regular Lamia unphased because they have always been ignored

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898767
>"No, anon was mine!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898716
This. KC comes up with some stupid shit, but the thread just loves sticking idiotic memes to random girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898727
Just because something isn't black, doesn't mean it's automatically white.
KC's gone to the highest possible extreme to make the happy, no risk and no effort world we currently know, throwing in the Order as a vague andervsary who, according to his own word, still pose no threat or risk whatsoever.

>Without mamono mana for example what is preventing people and monstergirls from cheating, NTRing and more shit?

Whatever a writer feels would be a good alternative, even if it's as simple as putting it down to the innate loyalty of monstergirls.
Hell, why focus on NTR at all? Just don't include mamano mana, and don't write NTR or cheating into your story, or include it in your mind. It's fantasy. It's as simple as not thinking about it.
Or are you so convinced of the power of NTR that your fantasy setting absolutely needs some mechanic to fight against it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898780
He doesn't have one. He's just shitposting like a /lit/ fag would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898779
Shhh, it's fine.

>>14898780
Solution to what? Shit writing? Ok: Get better and stop using contrivances that would make a five year old shake his head..

>>14898799
Nice fence bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898764
What on earth are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>You will NEVER whip out your throbbing, erect dick in front of an innocent Basilisk's face when you're alone with her after class, little to her knowledge
>"Anon? What are you doing? What's that your waving? Huh? No! No it's not! That's no pencil! A blackboard eraser? I don't know, it smells weird! Haha,., this is funny anon, but please stop playing tricks on me! I don't get your jokes!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898788
>Pregnancy roulette
>Ignored
Dude what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898781
Welp, a way to ruin things for no one but yourself without any serious reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898767
>not wanting to NTR some guy so hard he alps
Fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898686
If you mean our writefags own worlds, then yes I agree.
If you're talking about the thread canon this place shits out, you're out of your mind.

[Anonymous No.]

I want Monster Girls to step on me! Any, it doesn't matter!

I like Monster Girl feet! They're cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898808
>yfw there's an inbuilt mechanic to mamono mana where the one trying to NTR alps instead
>You might not have been gay but you were a bigger faggot than he ever was

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898796
>even if it's as simple as putting it down to the innate loyalty of monstergirls
That's fine, simple but good. At least you're not like this other faggot who refuse to say any alternatives while complaining about the canon one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898788
I want to walk Apophis home after she's had too much to drink. I'm sure she won't pull me into a love hotel against my will and rape me, she's a nice and kind woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898816
>yfw there's an inbuilt mechanic to mamono mana where the one trying to NTR alps instead
No such thing. Mamono mana is shit and shouldn't exist

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898827
I could say the same about NTR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898827
>Mamono mana is shit and shouldn't exist
Don't come here crying when your daughteru happens to have cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898772
The thread was kinda slow before the new girl's release, people tried to keep it alive

>>14898805
>Tfw she says that it smells really good
>Tfw she thanks you for the treat before biting into it

>>14898806
Echidnas would receive so much more attention if their profile had an updated picture

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898772
I'd take them over the anti-KC and anti-OC circlejerking fags any day.

[Anonymous No.]

>hurr durr ignore KC's canon
Which parts of it? All of it?

When you make a vague statement like that without specifying what parts of the canon you want to ignore, there's nothing setting your post apart from the surpreme faggots like tumblrfags who think the setting is "problematic".

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898827
Your fetish is shit and shouldn't exist.
>B-buh I insert as the alpha

[Anonymous No.]

>yandere Basilisk stories when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898842
>"mamono mana is dumb"
>vague statement

I weep for the children of this once-great nation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898796
>as simple as putting it down to the innate loyalty of monstergirls.
It sounds more stupid than mamono mana desu. At least there is some magical rule against it. This is just "believe it lul"

>Hell, why focus on NTR at all?
Because it happens too often IRL and you can't ignore that stuff when building waifu-verse. Someone will inevitable ask "my IRL gf NTRed me what if my waifu will too?" etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898846
Hell, yandere stories in general would be great

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898085
Is that a Foundation reference I see?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898846
Probably when we know more about her, i.e when the profile gets translated
Then we'll get BEAMSPAM

[Anonymous No.]

A-aroo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898856
>His argument is that because 3dpg does it so should 2d waifus

>>>/out/

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898856
>Bringing real life shit into the waifu-verse

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898733
>>14898788
Apophis' still my favorite lamia and she's in my top 5! Shes's the best and most beautiful girl and mistress!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898856
Who hurt you, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898863
Who is this fire haired goddess?
This flaired goddess
get it? Flare? Hair? Flaired?
Don't worry, the door's already open. I'll see myself out

[Anonymous No.]

FEED ME CORRUPTION/YANDERE STORIES!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898863

Not now. Can't you see we're shitposting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897612
FEATHERY
SNAKE
TAIL

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898817
Maybe because the need for alternatives is just something weird to think about.

I mean, why do we need one? Think about it like this. The mindset here is that if you don't outright state a mechanic for opposing NTR or whatever, then it has to happen. Which is dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898786
It absolutely is her fault.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898870
She's fat and mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897796
Our eyes are yet to open

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898879
There once was a yandere stalker. He was a boy. He stalked a nice Troll. He sneaked around her hut at night.
She knew he was there and felt kind of flattered, so she made a habit of leaving him milk and cookies.
Over time she began to leave him cupcakes and other treats as well, and made a point out of stripping in front of the window before going to bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898891
And yet you still ended up as a centaur incubus you stupid fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898863
Remove aroo

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898850
Considering how many things that could encompass, yes that is a pretty fucking vague statement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898879
How about you fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898879
http://pastebin.com/u/Yananon
http://pastebin.com/60TjbuX8
http://pastebin.com/gJLtE6vu
http://pastebin.com/Qt28dZUy
http://pastebin.com/uP0JcVYW

[Anonymous No.]

I'm new to monster girls. Any good anime, aside from Mon Musu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898886
>The mindset here is that if you don't outright state a mechanic for opposing NTR or whatever, then it has to happen. Which is dumb.
Well I think what the other guy was trying to say with the 3DPD shit is that people will eventually try to talk about NTR here. At least with Mamono mana (or whatever thing we want to use, like that loyalty example) we can tell them to fuck off because something is preventing it-.

I mean, do you really think nobody would try to post NTRshit here If we didn't tell them to fuck off like we already did in the past?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898905
Anon, stop. I need to work dammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898907
Outlaw Star, though it's not really about Monster Girls. It's a good show though, and Aisha is great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898907
Lurk more

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897796
Grant us memes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898907
Get the fuck out of here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898870
>Loving an overweight, old hag with a weak venom
Plebeian taste

>>14898891
I want a chuuni Basilisk who claims to be part of the illuminati

[Anonymous No.]

I want my Kobold waifu to love my dog just as much as me! I want her to talk to my dog constantly, being an interpreter of sorts for him!

[Anonymous No.]

Basilisk watching Basilisk and weeping bitch tears at the endingwhen?

[Anonymous No.]

>No smug squad cuddlepile ever
Fucking sucks man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898907
Muromi-san is probably the best Monster Girl show to date. I hope you like brown mermaids with abs of steel and a love of alcohol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898920
>I want my Kobold waifu to love my dog just as much as me!
N T R
T
R

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898903
not a fan of corruption/yandere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898920
I can interpret your dog too.
>itchy! scratch me!
>hungry! feed me!
>horny! lemme fuck!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898888
>>14898919
She's not fat, everything is muscle!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898905
thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898919
>I want a chuuni Basilisk who claims to be part of the illuminati

I think you mean the Illuminaughty

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898923
So how's this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898925
Who doesn't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898926
>He's so insecure that even platonic love shown towards pets is NTR
Grow some balls anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898933
Thanks.
>>14898907
Lurk, don't ask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898930
She's jiggly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898935
Violent and Moody, like any period drama. Lots of heartache. Still mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898925
Levia-san is the best girl. Hands down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898938
He did say "just" as much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898910
But that's the thing, you're exactly right.

With or without mamano mana, we'll tell people who post about NTR to fuck off anyway. Because it's shit.
We could live in an alternate universe where KC never made MGE, and these Monstergirl threads could have a focus on MGQ, or EMG, or Killing Bites or Hitomi or Centaur Worries or whatever. It doesn't matter. But we'd still detest NTR, so we don't need KC to help us with that.

As you can see from >>14898926, you'll still get jokers/shitposters bringing it up in the context of MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898944
That just means she's curvy! Boys like girls with some meat on their bones, not these stick Pharaohs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898802
You wanted to ignore? Go all the way. Or at least have the decency not to blatantly shit on something you're essentially leeching on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898952
And he was talking about his waifu loving his dog just as much as he does.
Get some reading comprehension while you're at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898914
>TFW lost that one Ctarl-Ctarl estrus screencap

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898957
She looks like a deflated balloon! All the boys laugh when they see her in her indies, even the ones online!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898957
I want to end the rivalry between a curvy Apophis and a Bottom heavy Pharaoh!
With my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898962
If he was, he'd say "just as much as I do."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898970
Smart man, that's the most effective way a rivalry between MGs can be ended.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898962
Maybe he fucks his dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898927
Only faggots and Britons like InariKitsune like corruption/tf/tg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894798
stop taking names from history, most likely Paradox GS games

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898986
>tf
>tg
I'm pretty sure he said "Yandere" not either of those things.
And you mean to tell me you don't want to see a pure paladin girl corrupted into a monstergirl by her impure love for a commoner?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898990
I do!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898986
>corruption
>inari tier
WHOA FAGGOT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898970
My man.

I'd take both gladly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898986
I don't think he's talking about that type of corruption

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897612
Breddy gud.

MGQ Basilisk breddy gud girl too though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898990
Not him but fuck paladin corruption. Even KC knew to get some variety when he did the fallen maidens but it's always paladins paladins paladins with you corruption fags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899002
But Paladins are the most fun to see fall. I suppose that spoiled rich girls and priestesses of the Order would be fun to see become monstergirls too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899005
That or the kuudere, homely Mage in her tower, along with the motherly baker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898944
NOT PROFESSOR JIGGLY!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899005
Paladin this, Paladin that. Uther Lightbringer hit me with a Wiffle Ball bat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898958
That's a very thoughtless statement though.

For one thing, KC himself "leeches" ideas from settings like D&D, myths and legends, older horror movies, and so on. He uses that as a base to create his setting and designs, and makes money from it. On the other hand, none of us in the thread are making money from it. Writefags, who in all but a few cases completely break away from KC's world and ideas while using his designs, make no money from it.

There's no reason to go all the way ignoring it, except to appease you, it seems. Again, you think of something isn't black, it has to be white.
Creativity develops through iteration and recreation. Ask any artist worth their salt, and they'll tell you that the phrase "imitation is the sincerest form of flattery" is very much a correct one.

And why shouldn't we be allowed to criticise KC?
Your argument of "don't blatantly shit on something you're essentially leeching on" is the same as you saying you're not allowed to criticise the food at a restaurant because you ate there.

I don't see why you're so hung up on trying to shoot down any dissenting thought against KC's ideas, no matter how flawed they may be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899002
I think people resort to paladins for corruption because they're pure and devout but they're thinking too small time.

Priestesses, nuns and angels are all much better for that sort of thing. Haughty girls are also great for it, rich ojou-samas being a good example.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899005
Paladins are also the least likely to fall. And it's boring as fuck for it to be easy, which it always is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899005
But where does the lesser kind of corruption ends? the kind that lets shy girls muster the courage to rape the guys she likes and innocent stuff like that?

Seems like everytime someone talks about corruption in here is the kind that makes the person being corrupted feel as much humilliation as possible before going monster.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to mess up a vampire's hair so she'll be self conscious about it forever since she can't fix it in the mirror!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899027
Corruption is synonymous with monsterization here. If you mean moral corruption, then you have to specify because nobody and I mean nobody will assume that's what you mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>Hiss at Basilisk trying to imitate "Parseltongue"
>She hisses back at you, convincingly playing along, unable to see you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899038
i thought the thread handled corruption and monsterization as two completely different terms?

I'm confused now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899041
You would be wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899041
When there's well over 100 people in this thread, it's usually better not to assume anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899041
How the fuck are you confused when corruption is basically synonymous with throwing away your humanity?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899043
>implying one retard speaks for the whole thread
Get out of here criminal scum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899043
To expand on this, it's because of mamanobama. Rewrites your morals as it rewrites your dna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899021
>Writefags, who in all but a few cases completely break away from KC's world
But they don't, not even close to completely. Can you actually give some examples to back your claims?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899041
There are very few people here into moral corruption. The thread doesn't have many evil-fags. Monsterization at its core is just losing one's sexual inhibitions.

>>14899056
It would be more accurate to say it rewrites your values.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899055
But since you're the retard, you should get going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899063
It honestly rewrites your morals, not just your inhibitions. Don't forget, even being exposed to the energy without being fucked will make you love monsters even if you used to hate them with the force of ten thousand suns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899027
Oh man this. Something about human women becoming aggressive rapists like monstergirls really gets me going.

[Anonymous No.]

We better see what she looks like without that mask on or I'm going to have a bitch fit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897614
Basilisk-chan is CUTE!

C U T E
U
T
E

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899077
You're going to have a bitch fit regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898964

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899085
That makes no sense.

[Anonymous No.]

On a 5 point scale of "Good" to "Evil", with 1 being Evil, how would the 5 Dragon Girls rank? Which would be the most "evil" and which would be the most "good"?

Need this for some writefaggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899073
No, that's values. The last bit treads awfully close to mind-break though, so that's not a good example.

Example, your wife gets willingly monsterized.

She remains every bit as honest, kind, empathetic, etc, as she was as a human. Her sense of ethics haven't changed, therefore her morals haven't changed.

Her values though will be different. Sex and love are now a priority over things such as wealth, power, whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899086
I wonder how different our world would be if female orgasm was triggered by insemination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898863
>>14898878
She's a caterpillar girl. I vaguely remember what the original was but it was fluff to the max

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899092
You wanna run that by us again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899097
>being a premature ejeculator in such a world

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899102
Rank each species of Dragon between evil and good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899088
You're a bitch, you will throw a fit regardless of what happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899082
>You tell Basilisk-chan that she is cute
>She confidently answers that you're lying because you haven't seen her without a mask

How do you prove her cuteness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899092
Like by KC rules? All a solid 5. But then Deruella is a 5 to him, just a little overzealous.

More traditional?

Ryu 5
Dragon 2
Wyvern 3
Wurm 3
Basilisk 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899097
I used to fuck a girl who near the end of our stint together couldn't get off unless I came inside of her. I may or may not have a bastard out of it, somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899108
What about orgasm denial?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899111
When you point the finger at someone, three point back to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899114
>Basilisk
>Dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899114
>Basilisk 2
She wears a mask to avoid needless monsterization. That's the kind of purity that deserves cuddlefucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899061
Thunderbrother, DILLAW, YBA, Peterdnzl, Seafoam, Gunstar, Bromont, Gelatin, and Trachyon are several which instantly come to mind.
Your perception is pretty biased, but ask around at some of the writefags who write more than just some fapfics s few thousand words long. They'll tell you that they take major liberties with KC's setting, ignoring parts to add in much less contrived ideas, just so they can make a more interesting story.

If you're saying that no writefag breaks away from KC, then I cannot emphasise enough how incorrect you are. That's just shutting off any part of the world that doesn't align with what you believe, essentially.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899115
My fellow nigger.

>>14899118
A shit in every universe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899112

Then I just ask for her to task off her mask of course!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899112
Molestation while whispering in her ear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899112
I rub the fluffy part of her tail and remark how soft it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899114
>Basilisk

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899094
>She remains every bit as honest, kind, empathetic, etc, as she was as a human. Her sense of ethics haven't changed, therefore her morals haven't changed

But they have changed. You only have to look at the aftermath of Lescatie. Fucking in the ruins of holy places just to be spiteful, being on a mission to corrupt others against their will, having their children join Sabbath groups.

And if you want to get really technical. All behavior is governed by morals which are the result of a set of values. So any change in that which governs their behavior would be a change in morality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898986
I said nothing about TG.
and tf is cool if its girl-montergirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899122
>>14899127
>>14899143
Can't believe I typed Baslisk instead of Jabberwock. The new girl already has her hooks in me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899092
Dragon 1
Jabberwock 2
Wyvern 2
Wurm 3
Ryu 5

[Anonymous No.]

Boredom is one hell of a drug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899112
I ask how she knows she's cute without ever having looked in a mirror, causing her to have an existential crisis.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope we never see what's under the mask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899161
cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899161
I like this one much better, red robes look nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899161
Must be a good drug, she's perfect.
>>14899164
Same here, mystery is good and it lets everyone imagine what she looks like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899164
I hope you get severe pollen allergy, explosive diarrhea and stomach cramps accompanied by vomiting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899161
Once again I like the recolour more than the original

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899178
I already have all of those. But why wish them upon me again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899153
girls turning monster is the reason i got into MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899148
>Lescatie
What Druella and her followers do is not representative of MGs as a whole. KC admitted her faction is more extreme than the rest.

So now we reach the point where I argue KC is needlessly edgy while you counter with threadcanon being to much of a hugbox. Since most anons seem to agree with both, let's avoid another beaten and pointless debate, jump straight to the usual conclusion, and agree that it's best if there's a happy medium with an element of free-will.

Mind-break is dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899161
Dare you enter the lair of the Basilisk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899188
Nobody said anything about the lilim and her followers. I'm talking about what they said the citizens acted like in the aftermath of getting transformed as described in WG1. Not to mention the section on mamano mana that talks about how your values change when exposed to it.

There's only two ways to look at it. As KC describes it, which is brainwashing. Or ignore what he shows and go with "no, it's not really brainwashing, no" Which was doubly hilarious after the Mindflayer profile.

The only thing ever agreed on is that the place sucks for the in-world people who live there, but if you're lucky enough to be a reader like [YOU] then the world is your oyster and all your fantasies will come true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899197
Yes, forcefully at that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899185
I would like to see more stories about it.
like a stable girl that gets turned into a dragon and has to deal with new instincts.
or a upper class businesswoman turned kakuen, if only for the excuse of getting a kakuen in a suit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899197
I dare enter her magical realm

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899214
We need more MGs in office wear. Just think of all the possibilities!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899197
>lair of the Basilisk
>it's just what her panties say on the front

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899213
>>14899230
She'll paralyze you with a gaze reflected off a hand mirror she carries around. Then you'll be completely helpless as she coils around you and cuddles you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899207
You're not wrong, but you did steer away from the original question.
>>14899207
>I thought the thread handled corruption and monsterization as two completely different terms?

As far as the thread and writefags go, monsterization usually isn't brainwashing. In fact, mamonomana is generally the first thing of KC's to get written off.

I'm not speaking for everyone but it my time here it's seemed like KC's mindbreak tendencies aren't popular.

I'd also like to add that I'm not arguing that monsters are morally good creatures. After all, they're often written as rapists. It really depends on the writer/setting. I'm arguing that in threadcanon monsterization isn't mindbreak, and therefore doesn't change your morals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899214
I think we just need to think about it in a positive way.

A nice little tale about a some run of the mill chick going monster and finding love would go down way better then a just a lilim on a corrupt spree

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899092
Jabberwock 3
Dragon 2
Ryu 5
Wurm 4
Wyvern 3

There goes the grades although I don't think they have any values, as for my actual thoughts:

Jabberwocks only seek sex, which in and off itself isn't particularly good or evil, so judging them is a bit hard, I'd say that they are close to neutral but leaning on the good side

Dragons don't have any evil motives but the fact that they disregard any other being as inferiors and spend time collecting treasures, which could be considered as greed, makes them at the very least somewhat evil

Ryus are kind and giving, going as far as devoting their entire life to the people, it is safe to say that they are absolutely good

Wurms are similar to Jabberwocks as in they only care about sex, however their inferior intellect should make them much less likely to do evil things, I'd say that they are somewhat good

Wyverns are an oddity, we don't know enough to clearly judge them, if we take into account the fact that with the right upbringing they can become noble knights, we could say that they are good, but the right upbringing can make any species good so let's ignore that, I'm gonna assume that they are neutral solely based on the facts that they are rapists but they don't disregard other species as inferior

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899244
Wait a sec, if she looks in the mirror does she cause herself to instantly orgasm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899164
If I pull it off will she die?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899161
A good one, evidently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899248
>KC's mindbreak tendencies aren't popular.
Its becase he wants a calm hug mox and then makes shit like fallen maidens and the mindflayer

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899254
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899263
She's a big snake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899252
Is that how it works? I've yet to see the entry, so I just assume it's the usual Basilisk thing of a direct stare killing you, and an indirect stare paralyzing you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899266
Not particularly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899244

Cuddling while staring deep into her eyes?

[Anonymous No.]

Basilisk reminds me of Julien from Dragon's Dogma.

...I'm not entirely sure why or how. Probably the mask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899244
Seems like a win to me. Even If there was no explosive material used to blown open the lair.

[Anonymous No.]

Monkeys!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895563
Nice juxtaposition of spookyscary and humor.
If you end with mindbreak, try to illicit an emotional response from the reader. The stream of consciousness at the end was fitting but lacked impact.

[Anonymous No.]

I cannot believe that no one has mentioned the fact that the new girl has a glowing groin area

That the closest thing to a glowing pussy KC will ever give us

[Anonymous No.]

What if I masturbate into my Basilik's waifus mask while she's sleeping?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899301
Not like any of the writefags will give us a flashlight vagina.

[Anonymous No.]

I want her to use her long, delicate nails to scritch me on the back while using her feathers to comfort me or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899283
Would party with that gazer-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899301
Now that you mention it... yeah.
That's... good I guess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899299
Thanks for the input. Can't say when I'll have an updated draft up, but I'm not going to leave it as-is.

My reasoning for the ending style:It was intended to be less mindbreak, more mind-death. As in, the person involved was disappearing, supplanted by something other. Obviously not something I'm completely skilled at, but drafts are for experimentation, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899301
Can she use it to light the room in the case of a power outage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899314
That would just be weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899307
That sounds incredibly comfortable.
I would probably just fall over if she did that to me.

[Anonymous No.]

So, in terms of the Basilisk's stare, what counts as staring at "you"?
If you were sufficiently armored such that no skin was showing at all, and your face was completely covered, would you be protected from her ability? I'm not familiar with the lore behind the original Basilisk, so I'm not sure what counts as a stare.
Of course, all this is invalid if she gets frustrated and decides to just rip off the armor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898856
>"my IRL gf NTRed me what if my waifu will too?"
That is a personal problem and not a setting problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899334
I want a loving waifu that heals me from my NTR scarrings!

[Anonymous No.]

This new bitch sounds fucking stupid. She's basically blind so that means she probably needs to hold hands constantly so that you can guide her around safely. She probably needs you to come into the shower/bath with her to ensure that she's cleaning herself properly. She probably bumbs into walls and stuff all the time, like some sort of clumsy oaf.

Not cute, not moe. DROPPED.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899352

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899352
There's nothing wrong with any of the things you said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899352
I'm assuming that once she's drained you of your spirit energy her gaze no longer affects you. She wouldn't have to wear her mask around you constantly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899352
>For this reason they always keep their vision sealed, and instead perceive through thermal sensing and tracking magical energy.
>Needing to wear the mask when she's bathing alone with no risk of seeing anyone

You dumb baka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899325
If I remember correctly, in the original sorrys as long as you look into her eyes it counts.
I could also be eye contact but I don’t think that's the case.
But I don’t think that if she just have you in her line of site it works.
Considering that I don’t know the Basilisk full bio I can’t tell for certain, but I would rekon that it is when you look into her eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899352
Her other senses are probably very developed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899352
They can get around just fine, it's just that men, specifically and only men, are a blind spot for them.
Makes them kind of a fun deviation from the other monster girls, because they go turborape once they get their hands on a man but you need to actively seek out and make contact with your rapist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899368
Does that mean she's a little unbalanced? Will she freak out after nudging something for the fifth time in a row, and break out into a crazed rant about seeing the blind freak for only five bucks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899352
Bud, blind waifus are cute as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899373
No. Being blind doesn't mean having poor balance.
If anything, she'll have superb balance by way of her ears being extremely well-developed, and her snake body will offer excellent stability with the amount of muscle it has and how low her center of gravity would be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899379
Guess I should've said 'emotionally unbalanced'

So much for that little blurb.

[Anonymous No.]

>everyone took that obvious bait

I mean, this place was filled with autists, but come on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899386
>was

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899386
>I mean, this place was filled with autists, but come on.
>was
Anon, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899383
Oh. Well, I suppose that depends on the individual. They have that thermal imaging and the ability to perceive magical currents, but who knows how that latter thing actually works. For all we know, that's just the ability to perceive the aura of living things, or whatever.
So it's unlikely that they'd be that impaired or feel that alienated by their circumstances.

>>14899386
What bait?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899325
There was a bit of a talk about this earlier, the conclusion was to hope that the final translation would make this detail clear

Looking at the wikipedia page, the legends are varied, although most of them imply looking directly in her eyes

I guess that the best way to answer this for yourself is by determining whether or not her mask is magic
If it is, then you need a magical protection from her gaze
If it isn't then anything that can cover your entire body will do

I'm going to assume that her mask isn't magic just so that she can wear anything to block her sight

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899352
He's gone Rogue!

Luckily we know how to deal with your ilk. Bounty Hunters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899386
I want a Kiki to teach me how to fish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899086
Wait, is that canon? I'll need to watch outlaw star again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899423
>bounty hunters
They're loose cannons, anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899373
>break out into a crazed rant about seeing the blind freak for only five bucks
And now I have to watch Darkman again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899454
Yeah, we don't need that kind of scum!

[Anonymous No.]

Well? What are you waiting for? Enjoy your drink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899479
いいえ

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899352
She's blind moe AND chuuni.

She's CUTE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899479
What is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899479
As long as she sips it first, sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899479
I-I'm not really thirsty...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899482
She isn't chuuni, she might be dressed like the leader of an ancient, evil cult but that does not prove a thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899479
Should I be worried that I'm actually drinking something right now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899479
I am a little parched.

>>14899486
A drawing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899500
I meant the drink

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899479
Excellent, tea time is best time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899504
Tea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899325
A mirror shield better work, I want to use a basilisks gaze against her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899479
I hate tea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899509
Pass. I'm a Hot Cocoa guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899514
Well she can get you that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899161
And I thought I couldn't like the new girl any more than I did already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899161
Cute braid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899481
>>14899486
>>14899489
>>14899491
>>14899499
>>14899513
After denying to take her drink and your other previous transgressions, your maid goes full Yandere, chains you to the bed, and starts going on about how you'll never escape her while walking towards the tool shed...

-Bad End-

>>14899500
>>14899506
You take your drinks and enjoy mint chocolate tea. It's delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899528
...but I never denied a thing. I was already drinking it before she spoke up

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899528
But I didn't deny taking her drink. I simply insisted that she sips it first.
Goddamn, kikimoras are deaf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899517
Then great

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899528
>Yandere Kiki
>The tea is not drugged in any way.

I don't believe it for a second.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899536
Who said she added drugs to it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899528
That kiki is just feeling insecure because the new girl has cuter talons than her

Her yandereness will go away if you compliment her on her legs

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899528
I teleport away through the use of the dark power locked away in my right arm, succumbing to the ancient demon locked inside it, and retreat to my secret base to don my enchanted trench coat and blood-red katana.
I then teleport behind her, stab her through the heart, my punished blade claiming another soul to boost its power, and whisper into her ear:
"Don't worry, I'll get another maid to clean up the blood you leave behind."

Nothing personal, kiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899542
this hurt to read

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899540
Then the younger one will go yandere.

There's no winning in this scenario.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899545
Then I succeeded in what I set out to do when writing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899536
Do you want to know how to make a Kiki Yandere?

You deny them their maidly duties.

LIKE NOT TAKING YOUR DAMN DRINK!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899542
Is the demon in your right arm cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899528
Holy hell, that's actually my personal favorite tea in actuality. Are you a mind reader?

Also, TEATIME IS BEST TIME.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899571
No. It's very ugly, which is why it has such a dark and brooding personality. It dislikes being around people, and it considers all humans to be but mere bugs for it to crush when its full power is finally unleashed upon the world.

But, y'know, some people might be into that. So can really say if the demon's ugly or not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899571
>You'll never form a contract with a dying demon to let her possess your arm so she can recover.
>She'll never wake you up by forcing you to masturbate and whispering lewd things in the back of your mind.
>She'll never keep you from finishing every time and tell you that once she's healed up she'll do you for real.
>Four months until she recovers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899582
It's funny, that kind of reminds of My Balls, the manga.

Come to think of it, I'm almost certain that was actually one of the main reasons I might like monstergirls as much as I do now. Either way it was a fun read.

[Anonymous No.]

Ah dammit and im away for the new monster yet again

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899591
How the fuck was that manga not considered hentai?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899596
I know, I read it and was pretty amazed at what I saw on the pages in front of me a few times. Didn't they end with the main character straight up having sex with the cute succubus companion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899601
Pretty sure one of the chapters was him having a multi-hour sex battle with the devil, who was a sexy lady for some reason.
Also there was that evil cupid or whatever that caused him to almost get gangraped in the women's train.
Speaking of which, when are we getting that with monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899609
Anime when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899601
He had sex with a lot of the girls, he just didn't cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899613
There's no way it'd be anything other than a Hentai OVA.
Which I'd be totally on board for. Pretty sure there's a couple demons who show up who are literally a Holst and a Lamia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899626
There was a weresheep and skeleton/zombie too if memory serves me right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899621
It's not sex if you don't cum, and it's not rape if you do cum.

>>14899626
I think there's a few sexy sheep ladies in hell you get to see at one point, too. Maybe alongside the holsts, but my memory's pretty fuzzy on the whole thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>newest dangerous edgy game for teens to play is to compliment a monsters physical appearance and then run
>implying this isnt social engineered by the secret cabal of lilims running the world

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899528
I wish to know where i can find more Yan kiki, i require more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899582
>You'll never arm wrestle your possessed arm

>>14899581
I'm going to force her to watch videos of cute animals by forcing my arm into the screen

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899528
Somoene is jealous that the new girl in town can compete with a Kiki's large, soft and fluffy feathery tail!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899636
>Compliment a basilisk
>This'll be easy
>Start running while she's blushing and stammering
>Get home safely
>Start to brag online about it
>Nothing happens till the middle of the night
>Wake up with sleep paralysis and a raging erection
>Hear a sliding noise
>Something is crawling up the sheets and your body
>Maskless basilisk pokes her head out as her chest rests on yours
>You can feel the dampness of her crotch on yours
>"Found you husband."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899559

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899636
I want to run by my Hellhound senpai and then slap her ass and sprint my ass off.

[Anonymous No.]

>Need to print something
>Out of toner
>Run to supply closet
>Searching for toner when Anuboss walks in
>She struts up to you, reaches around you and squeezes your package
>She then locks the door, pulls her skirt up and shakes her ass at you
>She tells you it's time for your review and she's been considering giving you a raise

What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899657
This is sexual harassment! I can sue!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899657
Tell her I think her eyes look really pretty when they glow in the darkness like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899636
>Compliment a Mindflayer on her tentacles
>Spend the rest of your life as a mindless sex thrall living deep inside R'lyeh

It was worth it for the street cred

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899657
Something has been raised that's for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899657
Is the toner in her ass? Why is she shaking her butt at me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899657
Why does she need to give me a raise? It does that by itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899657
Tell her to fuck off before I tell everyone about the time I caught her eating the half a doughnut I threw in the trash. Fucking jackals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899657
Well I hope the raise is worth it... Oh, what am I saying of coures it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899657
Fuck her. It's not like I have a choice with any of the girls in this fucking office.
God, I was hired as a glorified prostitute wasn't I? There's no other humans in this department and I've had to start taking "vitamins" to deal with all these quickies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899687
Is this a probelm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899693
It is when you're getting forced into closets 80% of your work day by horny monstergirls. Sometimes they don't even have the decency to wait until another one's done.
You ever been picked up by a Minotaur and held in a full nelson while a train of monstergirls sucked you dry? It's not as fun as it sounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899636

>Compliment a Kejourous' hair
>She smiles coyly and asks if you want a closer look.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899652
Such a waste of good tea.

You should have just accepted it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899716
What's her reaction when I reveal a scalp massager in one hand, a brush in the other, and a comb between my teeth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899636
>no gang of alps in denial to gush over how cool their aniki is for standing up to those whores


>>14899716
>you will never sniff an oomukade's unwashed hair and leave her standing on a street corner confused and slightly disappointed

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899716
Don't accept her offer
She's gonna wrap you like a burrito and rape you dry

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899707
I'll be glad to take your place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899731

That's going to get her excited.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14898182
>no Monsoon basilisk monologuing about how we are all pawns to mamono mana

Drawfags please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899716
Yeah the game comes in two modes. In one type you compliment an orc or a oni or a werewolf and see how fast you can run. In the other you compliment a succubus or a queen slime and see how good you are at talking your way out of things and not showing signs of arousal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899740
No way man, this job sucks but the pay is great.
I need that money.
Now if only I could get that Cheshire from accounting to stop following me home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899764
Come on, Beatrice is a nice if eccentric girl. Just tap that fat cat ass already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899751
>"Mamono Mana Meeeeeeeeeeeeeemes

[Anonymous No.]

Would you protect a cut sucubuss from bullies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899767
I have. Several times.
I'm just getting tired of flopping down on my bed to rest up for the next day and finding out that my pillow has been replaced by Beatrice's fat cat ass ready for round seven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899779
What cut her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899779
*cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899738

At least the cuddling afterward will be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899751
>Basilisk goes on a long, epic monologue filled with emotions and passion
>You tell her that there is something on her mask
>She becomes all flustered and unable to continue

>>14899779
>cute Succubus
That's redundant anon, and I'm pretty sure she can defend herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899479
Great, I love tea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899779
No. Everyone knows they're all filthy terrorists. You see how many reports are on the news about some succubus summoning a bunch of tentacles into a school gym and locking everyone inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899774
>>14899802
>love is a joke, cute husbandos are a myth!
>can't fight nature jack
>wind blows
>rain falls
>and you're gonna get raped

>>14899779
Someone should be protecting me from the musclebus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899657
Tell her that her fetish / obsession with turning my Unicorn waifu into a Bicorn is starting to really agitate me before refusing her.

Also I grab some toner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899779
Not really, but I would teach her how to protect herself so she doesn't need to depend on others that much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899652
The concept of abusive Kiki's is both arousing and amusing.

[Anonymous No.]

I'll be honest, I don't think I could take an evil Basilisk seriously.

It's the mask, I'd be too compelled to banepost to her. Then I'd start laughing and we wouldn't get anywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14897614
>>14897612
Happy to finally see a new lamia.
She looks interesting and cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899820
What if it was her wedding mask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899802
But anon, she's being bulled by other succubi for being cute instead of seductive, even those she's got those holstaurus grade tits!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899832
If I pulled that off will she be wed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899832
is it FOR YOU?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899835
>>14899837
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899804
>summoning tentacles in a school gym
The world needs more tentacle on male porn

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899844
She's a big girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899850
FOR YOU,

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899850
>Repeating the exact same joke over and over

For what purpose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899819
But maids are meant to help, not hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899808
"Overwatch, disable my pleasure inhibitors."
>"What! But she'll destroy you without them-"
"Just do it!"
>"...Alright, done. I hope you know what you're doing."
>Where once you stood with fear and pain, now there is only madness and arousal.
>You begin to laugh, a raucous, mad laughter.
>Your enemy stands with a look of shock on her face, confusion spreading at your ability to move unhindered
>"Impossible!"
"What's wrong? I thought you wanted me to feel this!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899657
>shes been walking around for the better part of a month in that skimpy too tight low cut vest
>her ass jiggling and shaking as she rolls her hips walking around the office
>god knows how many times you swore her shirt buttons would burst trying to contain her breasts, no way shes wearing a bra either
>her lips always full and plush, glistening with lipstick that you know would leave bright marks on anything they might come into contact with
>the way her stockings wrap around her thighs and feet, enough to see the outline of her toes between her shoes
>she was spending more and more time in you office, to the point where her perfume(or was that just how sweet she smelled?) practically permeated your office
Man it must be really hard focusing when you work with MG's
at least until you get a wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899869
>anubis
>shoes
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899900
Specialty made shoes.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are the beast species all so perfect?

I can't decide if I like Hellhounds or Anubis' more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899902
>That spoiler
Why not both? Imagine fucking a Hellhound at the same time as an Anubis. All that wonderful booty anon.
What would the best harem be for an ass man I wonder?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899902
Because you have good taste.

>Hellhound older sister, admits she's not the brightest, and does her best to protect her siblings, even if she's ready to tease and wrestle
>Anubis younger sister, who'll never actually admit that she loves tumbling around with her older sister, but is in reality much more fun-loving than you might expect, even with her smarts

Would you?

[Anonymous No.]

Dragon ab licking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899932
Sweaty and gross

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899932
I'd rather a pudgy dragon to lick

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899929
I would rather smartypants Anubis and tomboy Hellhound fighting for my affection in a highschool romcom setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14893084
imagine a MG with vantablack skin tone

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899949
Summon a writefag, I need this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899916
Beastman/Demi-human girls - P'Orc, Troll, Anubis, Hellhound, Cheshire Cat, Ren Xiangmao

It's Gap Moe, Onii-chan! - Apsara, Lilim, Demon, Baphomet, Sahaugin

I'm A Filthy Deviant - Centaur, Soldier Beetle, Sea Bishop, Jurou-Gumo

Spoil me, Pamper me, Carve your name into my flesh and make me yours - Pharaoh, Wight

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899932
Dragon ice cream licking.

[Anonymous No.]

Drunk Monster Girls are great. Yes or No?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899961
>Tomboy Hellhound always wants to hang out and have fun with you
>Is a total bro
>Likes to roughhouse and wrestle with you because she gets to feel your body against hers

>Smartypants Anubis likes to go over to your place to study together
>Always there to help you out
>Likes to study with you at your house because she likes to fantasize about all the lewd things you would do together

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899975
Depends, wouldn't want an angry drunk for damn sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899975
Nah, alcohol in general isn't my thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899962
I'll take all of them but the Baphomet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899990
P'Orcs to me will always have the greatest asses. Wanna sproink the tail, gonna sproink the tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899996
I just want a harem of big booty monstergirls.
Also I noticed Kakuen and Sphinx were missing from your list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899978
I desire a blissful life together with an Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899985
No no, a happy drunk. Do we have any drunk Monster Girl pictures?

Imagine a goofy drunk CC monster girl hitting on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900025

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900035
>"Lady if I let every girl who flashed me get a free round then I would've been out of business on day one."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900035
This is MGC m'am, I get flashed by my neighbours every day

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900025
Oh, well fuck yeah man. What's not to love about a happy, drunk monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

We're getting pretty hugbox-y.

Who's the best writefag?

Who's the worst?

Minimal memes please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900059
>Things seem pretty calm
>Let's stir some shit.
Fuck off with that shit anon.
We all know bob's the worst anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900059
Every writefag has their strengths and weaknesses, but they all deserve points for putting their all into giving us content!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900059
Take a hike faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900059
I personally really like Nyanon, the guy that wrote A Winter in Yetinburg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900062
By why? Writefags should hear what people think. Since it'll hopefully be followed by what to improve on. Or maybe just douse some USI.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900059
I don't know man. It all seems so pointless after all this time, and nothing I do motivates me anymore. With the way shit's going, I don't think I'll ever show or see my wrug again. It really tied the room together, man. Fuckin' A.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900077
God damnit anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899978
That anubis needs glasses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900077
What? Did you post in the wrong thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900077
Dude, that sucks. That rug really tied the room together so well.

[Anonymous No.]

We're getting pretty hugbox-y.

Who's the best Drawfag?

Who's the worst?

Minimal memes please.

[Anonymous No.]

Did you know that bathing early in the morning promotes weight loss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900087
Let's not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900077
My only motivation at this point is putting out a chapter I finally fucking commit to. Goddammit I'm gonna do it. I've just got to tidy up the ending and proofread. I might even be able to publish tonight.

I found flux motivates me.
Working for too long? Unmotivated.
Laid-off and suddenly NEET? Motivated.
Week 3 of NEETdom? Unmotivated.
Working again? Motivated.

Maybe it'll last this time.

On an unrelated note, what's your opinion on how Dark Elf names should sound?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900087
...and now we're getting pretty spammy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900059
Most of our writers aren't that bad or are trying to improve. Only people like Bob or Alp are really terrible.

Cheshires ruin everything they're connected too if they have a big role.

Reverse NTR a best.

HFY posters have no reason to whine about anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900090
Does that really work and does it work on all monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900090
That wock looks like she's gaining weight though! Look at her rear, what boy wants a girl with that big of a butt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899949
Any other writefag want to pick this up? If not I will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900090
She looks weird without the horns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900097
You can do it Anon! I believe in you brother!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900090
Is that why there are so little fat mermaids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900117
Nah, swimming just helps you stay fit as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900106
Have you written much before?
Either way I'll be happy with whoever writes it, I want to see it happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900117
Besides the obvious athletic benefits of swimming. Being in cooler water burns an absolute fuckload of calories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900108
i dont think those are horns

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900125
I'm the writefag known as LLLUU. I write the hardboiled detective in MGC, and wrote wonderland club recently. I'll gladly pick it up if no others want it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900135
Wonderland Club and the untitled piece right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900110
Well, I did it.

If anyone spots spelling errors, I'd like to know.

http://pastebin.com/kWiV7L3G

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900142
Yeah. Still can't think of a damn title for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900117
Nah, otherwise how would you explain Manatee Girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900145
I've always been partial to thinking of it as "Monstergirl Noir". But then I'm shaky on what Noir actually is.

[Anonymous No.]

My favorite mg in my favorite flavor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900154
I adore those green eyes on her.
Green eyes with brown skin and dark hair is absolutely divine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900059
Okay, I'll bite since I'm bored enough to indulge in your shitposting fantasies. Opinions ahead.

Best writefags; ELH, MachineAnon, RampantSerenity, LDR, YBA, Anonymoose [A little overrated but still], Loensis, Beardicus, Penywise, LanternAnon

Worst writefags; Fizz(shire), Aftyn, Bollocks, InariKitsune, BobAnon, Sukiru Ikeda, Literally any of the MGE Wiki writers, That guy down by the pub who told me for definite that Quicksilver was being hunted by the Paedofinder Jeneral

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900165
>That guy down by the pub who told me for definite that Quicksilver was being hunted by the Paedofinder Jeneral
Eh?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900165
>Loensis
Losenis

[Anonymous No.]

Criminally meaty Wocks and other stories about MGs with fat pussies

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900174
Maids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900174
[X] Pat head

[Anonymous No.]

You're thrown to the ground, pinned, unable to move, you look up at your attacker, tears in her eyes. Despair, longing, hunger, regret, anger, lament, hostility, hope, guilt, all flash across her face. Her heat sags heavy as she rips off your clothes, confessing herself, long had she wanted to hold you, but not like this, still, there is no other way. She tenses as your hand caresses her face and embrace her, trembling in anticipation, and whisper in her ear: "If it's you, I don't mind...

Who is she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900174
Is this what the Kobold daughteru anon has been up to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900154
Wurm's really are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900189
Your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900174
Too decent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900189
>>14900200
What he said, this is normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900173
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBFqe_3M2Z8

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900189
A random female human trying to steal me from my waifu.

I hope she can save me before its too late.

[Anonymous No.]

No other writefag has expressed interest, so I'll be taking the tomboy hellhound, nerdy anubis in highschool story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900090
>>14900178
Fat bottomed wocks you make the wockin world go round Soft dragons best dragons I want to nuzzle my face into one and never stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900224
No, I'm taking it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900224
Thank you brother write-fag! In The Emperors name it shall be great!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900234
>>14900224
2 is better than 1.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900224
Bless you good sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900241
Make that three.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900245
Four!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900245
My dick is about to break.>>14900247

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900247
But how can you be writing it when I, the fifth writefag, called dibs on it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900252
I need to go to the hospital, my erection is all over my room now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900247
FIVE NAKED MEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900258
Jojo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900143
To anyone that read this, I added a strawpoll link to the bottom. If you want, go back and rate with the poll.

Pls. Your feedback has a large impact on subsequent chapters.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, who here is ACTUALLY writing that Hellhound and Anubis thing? I'm serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900263
No, it was an /f/ meme.

[Anonymous No.]

Five writefags eh? We should all alternate paragraphs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900267
I'll vote here soon when I get home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900273
inb4 literary equivalent of Boatmurdered

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900178
NO

[Anonymous No.]

http://store.steampowered.com/app/379980/
Is this monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900286
No. Where are the monster bits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900285
>NO

But why? Wocks are canon thick!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900286
It's shit.

Poorly made, poorly written, poorly executed.

It's like someone saw the concept of KanColle and decided to make a tank version. While drunk.

It isn't even decent as a VN. The premise is insane, the characters flat and predictable, the choices don't matter, the story is linear, the cgs are bland, the humor is explicitly weeaboo as fuck, and the ending is a farce that would almost make sense in a Monty Python sketch, if it was executed better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900258
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5aZJBLAu1E

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900285
Big meaty wocks are great though. Think of those soft thighs, breasts, and rear, all for you! And don't forget, they're older sister, they have to protect your smile. What kind of girl do you want protecting your smile?

Tank > Glass Canon

[Anonymous No.]

Why heelllllooooooo there anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900328
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900328
Ushis are so shit not even brown can cure them. Not even brown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900328

Yes, please, cool beauty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900328
Well hel-LO NURSE

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900328
Is she Dr. Rabbit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900267
Thought it was pretty good, but I feel it could be longer. Aside from that it was perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900328
Eyy Ushi mah nigga! Watchu doin' round here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900345
Appreciate it, but as for length, they'll be serial. Not one-offs. Unless you mean the chapters ought to be longer each.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900328
Hello to you too, Cool Beauty. You've made a fatal mistake
You can't ex[ect to pose without expecting a counter pose

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900165
I liked the pieces I read from Aftyn, what did he do to get people so pissed at him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900362
[Awaken begins playing]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900368
NTR. Big babies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900369
>Anon strikes a pose in response
>Ushi Oni takes it as a challenge and does a different pose
>Anon retaliates with another pose
>Ushi Oni refuses to lose and makes another pose
>People passing by thing it's some sort of mating dance

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900357
Ok, the chapters could be longer if you are interested in doing that. I've always preferred longer things with a less frequent update period than short but more frequent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900371
NTR?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900377
>Their poses slowly but surely move them across the city
>Eventually they end up in a tree-surrounded field, near a lake
>Panting and sweating with the exertion of their actions, they strike one final pose

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900371
More like NTR, bestiality, being a shitty writer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900386
>Anon doesn't want to admit that even in her heaving, sweaty form, her pose is that of the equivalent of the Venus Di Milo with arms and is top notch
>The Ushi Oni doesn't want to admit that even though Anon in drenched in sweat and gasping for air, such a pose with such angles is indeed something straight out of a statue magazine in the Top 10
>They both don't want to admit that their poses make anything ancient Greece/Rome made look subpar
>They both collapse and call it a truce

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900427
>The next day finds them curled up together in, as luck would have it, a pose out of Michelangelo's works

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900446
>They wake up to people taking pictures of them and commenting on the pose as if they're a modern art exibit
>They both chase everyone away

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900453
>years later
>tales are told of the posing beauties
>a newly married couple denies all claims of their involvement
>it is said, however that on some nights, when the moon is just right
>there is a sort of music that you can just barely hear
>and a pair of dancers of unparalleled grace
>many claim to have witnessed the scene
>none will ever say where
>if you can find them, they say, no other sight will compare

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900298
I want to spoil a thick wock and then use her lap as a pillow

[Anonymous No.]

You can have your ideal MG waifu so long as you marry one of these fine ladies or their MGe variants.

If you mistreat one they both leave and spread rumors about how bad in bed you are. Abandon all delusions of control

Now...choose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900533
This post feels like it was made in china.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900533
I've played enough Skyrim to know that the Heavyweight breed is the ultimate in all-terrain physics-defying transport.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900533
I don't think I could do it. It's not the Horse, per say, it's the Bigamy. I can't dedicate myself to more than one person. And I'd feel bad giving one girl more attention than another.

Got any "You can have your ideal MG waifu but" challenges that are monogamous?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900533
How many of those horses can I have? I'd like multiple of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900533
B-But Anon...
What if one of them IS my waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900533
I'll take the cute dairy centaur, as I'm one of the people here who actually like centaurs and think their actually cute. plus, centaurs tend to be honest, loyal, and trustworthy gals; which is something I heavily value in any monster girl that wishes to ask me out on a date. Also, she looks extremely nice and great to cuddle with, if she's into that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900533
I'll take "heavy, clumsy space cadet moe" for 500, Alex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900533
>Being impure
Horsefags confirmed for NTR supporters.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900556
More power to you, but I do agree Cerea is a great choice in best girl, especially her personality. I too think Cerea is best girl and I would very much like to cuddle with her, plus she has a very lovely pair of eyes on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900543
And your dick feels like it was made in china.

With as little material as possible and at the lowest price.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900587
What's wrong, girl? Is Timmy trapped in the well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900595
Why do you know what anon's dick feels like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900607
He's an Alp.
Alps just KNOW these things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900620
Rest in piece that alps dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900599
I want to do lewd things to those sweater puppies.

Every lewd thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900595
Why must dragons bully?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900627
Because contrary to popular thread belief dragons are mostly known for being death machines, prideful assholes, and obsessed with money.

The only good dragon with intelligence I've ever seen in a video game is from Dragon Dogma Online.

Like a giant fluffy white cloud of benevolence and kindness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900634
There was also Mario from Skyrim, if we're talking about video games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900638
Nah, Mario's the player character. You're thinking Yoshi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900638
I only play good games though anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900638
>Mario
You cheeky fucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900634
>Because contrary to popular thread belief dragons are mostly known for being death machines, prideful assholes, and obsessed with money.
Can I warm a mean fat greedy Dragon's heart by being a nice husband?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900328
You! I thought you were banished to the shadow realm!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900649
She Awakened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900649
Evidently card games don't have a lot of power to hold back unstoppable rape machines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900634
>tfw you will never waifu a great wyrm that serves as god's will upon the earth

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900649
>>14900655
Such is expected of one of the series recurring major villains!

What dastardly scheme is she cooking up this time?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900641
Yoshi in Skyrim? Get the fuck outta here. You're like that kid at the playground who says you can get Mew by using Strength on that truck in Pokemon.
God, people try to spew so many lies about Skyrim ever since that secret Garfield and Friends update.

>>14900642
Mm, it's like I'm back on /v/ all over again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900646
>Climb a mountain to a Dragon's lair
>Manage to navigate to the inner sanctum
>She stirs atop a mountain of doubloons and notices you
>Thinking you another thief, she begins to inhale
>Reach into your pack and pull out a basket
>She stops confused
>You packed a large lunch, more than enough for two
>Gesture to an open space next to you as she stares, stymied
>'Care to join me?'
Even the meanest of Dragons deserves a little love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900661
Damn shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900661
Why waifu a dragon who serves a god when you can waifu a dragon who IS a god?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900675
It hurts every time
>>14900678
I'd rather a waifu who isn't less viable and more costly than cruel ultimatum.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder:
>Mayadere is best dere

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900685
I'm not familar with this dere
please enlighten me

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900692
Pretty much a villainess who's in love with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900668
I'm going to find the meanest middle aged dragon there is, who thinks love, friends, and everything is useless, and I'll be the nicest kindest and most submissive househusband to her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900692
It's like a Tsun plus a Yan, sort of.

Hostile at first, then learns to love the target. She'll still kill you if she can, so instead of keeping her from being violent towards others, you've got to keep winning her affection.

Maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900685
>grope armor
neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900700
Nope.

>>14900685
Think evil villain who, despite being able to remorselessly kill hundreds or thousands, loves and dotes upon the object of her affection with a tenderness that seems utterly at odds with her usual evil temperament.

[Anonymous No.]

>Have to choose between two perfect monster waifus
>Say you want both
>They decide otherwise and one kills the other
>Now she has you all to yourself

How does that make you feel, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to sit down a black harpy waifu (and a few of her friends) and watch a true masterpiece of our time.
Birdemic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900716
Go to bed, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900716
Go to sleep, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900716
Go to night night Anon.

I want to wish a sick loli Kobold good night one final time, tears in my eyes as she slowly drifts away!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900706
Alright, that's better than my explanation at >>14900700

Thanks for the clarification.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900731
Yeah, watching her drift off to sleep after hearing that she's going to make a full recovery is quite nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900735
You mean she's gonna make it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900685
100% agree. Being the object of affection of a Mayadere would be incredibly flattering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900740
Yep, she's going to make it.

Her incurable japanese cold has been cured and she's going to bed knowing that she'll soon be playing with oniichan out in the park during summer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900747
Oh, that's really nice!

I normally don't like imoutos, but the idea of a happy sweet Kobold imouto and playing with her in the summer sounds like fun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900752
Yep.
Are you ready to relax under a tree after she tires herself out after running around too much for the first time?

Are you ready to bid her goodbye at summers end where she goes back to school to see her childhood friends?

Which is probably for the best because that muscle wurm's been eyeing you

[Anonymous No.]

I want to do tender and sexual things to my innocent kobold imouto.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900716
ERECT! Being a prize worth killing for is fucking tops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900761
I know you do.
You also wish to put her in spandex and tease her nipples at times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900757
That's sweet, I'm glad the story has a happy end for the Kobold, I'll enjoy many summer nights teaching her about the stars, bugs, and having pure fun with her.

>Which is probably for the best because that muscle wurm's been eyeing you
But she can't have me, I'm promised to my Oneesan.

When you have an Echidna mom it's almost guaranteed you'll already be married.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900767
Which oneesan?
The oldest echidna?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900767
When you have an Echidna mom its guaranteed you'll have a harem, or you'll screw your adoptive mother. Both ways end well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900731
Stay comfy in the clouds Pupper

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900781
It's the choice between her, the Demon, the Hellhound, the Jabberwock, the Kraken, the Titania, so many Oneesans to choose from!

And no, Echidna mom is not a valid route. However, the Kobold Imouto and Christmas Cake Golem meido are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900765
Nothing as lewd as that. Innocent play wrestling which turns into giggly, exploratory sex would definitely be on the menu, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14899101
Fluffy caterpillars are maximum cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900793
No, I'm talking about the oldest oneechan.
Your first sister is always an echidna.

Although that's quite a few oneechans.
Just take them all.

>>14900801
Lewd imotou!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900805
>Although that's quite a few oneechans.
>Just take them all.
You can do that? Will they like it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900805
>Just take them all.
You're a madman anon.
And so am I.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900805
Lewd kissy little kobold sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900678
>"Puny Planeswalker! Prepare to face my wrath!"
>She takes out a deck of cards and shuffles.
>"You want to go first or second?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900809
Maybe.
They are family after all.

>>14900811
Patrician taste.

>>14900812
Just be sure to pat her head.

[Anonymous No.]

I've got a baaaad feeling about this onii-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900835
I want a powerful monstergirl to kidnap me and take me to her room, only to reveal that she just wants someone to play games with!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900842
Dang neet super villians.
Can't buy friends so they kidnap them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900836
I'm going to pat her head until she drools. Then kiss her again, because it makes us both feel nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900836
But the oneesans are all so powerful! The demon will want a contract with oyu stat, and she might try funny business! And hellhounds and jabberwocks are both some of the most powerful monster girls out there! And the Echidna is a top rank and very possessive lamia! and let's not forget the magical innocent titania in the bunch!

It'll be hard keeping them from going to war with each other over you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900837
You will address me as "sergeant" when we're on duty, Beau.

[Anonymous No.]

picarto.tv/live/channel.php?watch=Whutermuelon

dude drawing wockbutts

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900837
Nonsense! just Aim how I taught you and well see if they laugh at my threats now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900860
wunderbar

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900846
But anon, she just wants someone to play all these wonderful new human games with.
And maybe someone to cuddle with so she doesn't feel so alone at night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900847
Good man.

>>14900854
But it'll be worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900867
Yeah but she could've just asked you rather than swooped in and snagged you up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900837
Good.

If I've learned anything, it's that any situation that doesn't look like it can go south, will go south.

Just keep an ear out for danger, and we should be able to nab a full kit from this raid, alright?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900871
But it's more fun that way!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900860
Shit, it's already over?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900871
But anon, she's used to boys screaming and running from her. She doesn't know that things are different over here.
I want to move in and introduce her to video games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900879
But that's no proper way to meet people!

>>14900890
What is she anon?
Gotta teach her about vidya

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900890
>>14900894
What vidya we talking here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900894
At least she had the courtesy of taking you home and getting to know you first. Most girls won't even do the former, let alone the latter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900868
>But it'll be worth it.
Will it? Will it? How will you tame the Oneesans? How will you keep war from breaking out in your hosue over you? How will you keep your Echidna mom from alcohol?

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=55712996

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900901
And she didn't even dress him up like a girl, unlike some I could mention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900894
I was assuming at least a winged monstergirl like a Dragon or a Lilim. I don't really have anything concrete in my head right now.

>>14900899
Start off with some stuff from my childhood. Super Mario Sunshine, Thousand Year Door, The Harry Potter games before they went to shit, ect.
Then we get into stuff like Dark Souls, anything by Platinum, the Persona series, stuff like that.
If she's a Lilim, I want to see her visiting sisters look at us weird when we boot up Wonderful 101 and then sing along with the entire opening theme from the prologue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900907
She has a very tight body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900907
Oh, hey. I thought I recognized those hips and tiny spadetail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900887
nah, the dude said OBS broke all of his interfaces and had to restart. He's on right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900907
Welcome to 1000 years ago, Anonymous
Enjoy your stay

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900908
Hey, that's done out of an act of love!

Act of love!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900899
Probably some co-op stuff.

>>14900901
That would be nice.
Dragons sure can be classy.

>>14900902
Just gotta find a way ANon.
They're your oneesans.

>>14900911
Maybe a wyvern of some sort or a thunderbird?
Maybe a vampire that swooped down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900925
>Act of love!
Love that will never be, that bishie was so going to get raped by a Raiju.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900923
Oh, so it's back? That's good.

Hope someone in the chat reminds him to add horns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900926
It'd have to be a serious powerhouse, so Wyvern and Thunderbird are out. I could see a Vampire though.

[Anonymous No.]

It's dangerous to go alone, take this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900979
I don't know what you're thinking but I can't carry something that heavy.

I mean, I could sit her in my home but that's about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900979
And how it that going to help me?

[Anonymous No.]

Wild Wyvern are dangerous! Stay back!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900985
>>14900996
Kids these days don't even appreciate a sexy Gargoyle when they see one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900979
I still remember that one that smiled at me in that room with the stretching pictures...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900979
She's pretty cute. Does she have a name?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901005
You told me to take it.

I did but I can't carry that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901005
I prefer the Mummies.
The ones from 1525 BC.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7C0arR310g

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901021
No, that's why the plaque is empty. You can name her yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901027
Never knew such a thing existed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901030
Alright.

I'm trying to decide between Obsidianne, Granette, or Diandesite. Or some non-punny name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901038
How about Swallow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894884
>Amazon
It was nice well it lasted

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894884
>Arch Imp.

Of all the Monster Girls to subsequently get bullied by, why did it have to be the midget who's insecure about her flat chest.

[Anonymous No.]

Have you ever dreamt of your monster girl waifu?
Was she different from what you imagine her to be?

Dreams can either reveal hidden truth or be random nonsense, what you thought to be a strange Alp dream might just be a reflection of your unconscious

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901057
Yes.
No, that was my first time meeting her. I even wrote about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901042
What's the inspiration?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896449
>Ushioni

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901081
Cave Ushi will grind you into dust

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901057
I've had dreams of several different girls.

-An overly loving and gentle arachne hugging me in the middle of some japanese suburb
-A certain /fit/ kolbold with a pretty toned abdomen.
-Spooning with a dragon girl

...and yet the ones I try to dream about the most (Cyclops, Kikimora) continue to elude me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14895567
I want to fuck the smug out of that face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900907
>>14900916
I NEED to buy that delicious brown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901057
I have had one MG related dream that I can recall, technically.

So, I was raised in a large town outside of a major city. You come down the highway from the city, and then that road cuts all the way through the town, and out into the countryside. My dream was that I was walking down that bit of the road towards a hotel, that doesn't exist in real life, where an Anime-Con was being hosted. And then there were Monster Girl Cosplayers there. And somehow I wound up in a hotel room with a Jinko Cosplayer and an Anubis Cosplayer, helping them with a photo shoot or something. Details from that are a bit fuzzy, and then I woke up.

Also for some reason there were a lot of Fi cosplayers on the way to the hotel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901101
Just go in and ask her if she has any 'off-menu' specials for the day. She should take you to a private booth in back then.

[Anonymous No.]

FORCING AN MG TO BATHE YOU!

https://a.pomf.cat/lrpydm.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901115
I mean the actual book.
http://www.toranoana.jp/mailorder/cot/pagekit/0000/00/06/000000067238/index.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901116
I keep trying to do this, but I always end up washing her. And we always seem to come out of the bath dirtier than when we went in.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to ask my Hakutaku Sensei how do Igloos work? I mean, it's made of ice. Wouldn't it be cold on the inside? I mean, maybe it's better than being out in the snow, but it's still cold. And let's not forget if it was warm inside wouldn't the igloo melt? I don't understand it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901135
Igloos are only really useful when it's holyfuckingshit below freezing outside anyway. It lets you have an 'inside' out of the wind and snow that's only marginally colder than freezing, instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901131
>we always seem to come out of the bath dirtier than when we went in.
So then you have yo go back in the bath and the process repeats Ad infinitum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901116
>https://a.pomf.cat/lrpydm.webm
What...is this gloriousness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901135
Gee Olly, this 32 degrees inside this ice box sure is nicer than the minus 30 outside, wouldn't you say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14894884
>Kakuen
I get the feeling she's about to give me a mouthful of monster pussy as punishment.
And then it's off to her house for more "punishment".

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901143
>>14901157
Gee Hakutaku Sensei, you don't have to be a smartass explaining it to me. Jerk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901135
Snow acts as a natural insulator to trap heat, and since it's so cold outside the only real risk of melting it is if you somehow make a fire in there. There's also the added benefit of blocking the wind.

All that said, it's still going to be balls-shatteringly cold.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to sneak up on a basilisk and whisper into her ear "You don't need to turn me to stone. I'm already rock hard, baby."

And then get punched because she knew I was there and it was lame.

[Anonymous No.]

So apart from the secondary monster that's spliced onto them, what's the difference between a gorogn and a basilisk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901173
Feathers.
A mask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901173
Pretty big differences in the original creatures but for KC, the basilisk is like cyclops from Xmen with mamano mana vision instead of punches from the punch dimension.

They can succubize a bitch from three hundred yards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901116
Lewd!

[Anonymous No.]

So, these are the ded hours huh?

Where the undead girls at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901209
They're around. Watching, waiting for the time to strike. You know, normal undead stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901173
Control

[Anonymous No.]

>Having a loving monster girl waifu
>Find out it's a Doppelganger that murdered your original waifu, has taken her place, and you haven't even noticed it until now

Why are Doppel's such scum?

[Anonymous No.]

Did you forget to give her her stretchy anime meat again anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901226
>He doesn't instinctively know his waifu is missing
No anon, you are the scums. And then anon was scum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901226
Anon, go to bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901166
>balls-shatteringly cold
If you are dressed decently it can actually be quite comfy inside an igloo, even when you'd be freezing to death in the same clothes outside. I slept in one once.
Spent the whole night imagining my fuzzy jacket was a wolfu hugging me (we didn't have yetis yet).

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901231
I already fed her. What a pig.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901231
I give her plenty, if she want's more she has ro earn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901231
I forgot something else

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901057
Funny you should mention that.
I just had a dream of trying to help a Pharaoh escape from an Apophis-merged-with-a-gnome with my friends in a rally type of system, but I trip up after handing her off, with my friends leaving me to die instead of helping me up.
The Apophis catches up to me, and decides to take out her frustrations on me, first by putting a magical sand bracer around my neck to ensure I don't misbehave, then dragging me back to her lair for questioning.
She then tearfully realizes how similar we are in having our friends abandon us, with delicious gnome/lamia sex ensuing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901292
>delicious gnome/lamia sex ensuing.
Lucky. That sounds incredible.

I've had one sex dream in my life, just recently.
But I'll not talk about it here for...reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901300
>But I'll not talk about it here for...reasons.
Dreams are weird, sex dreams even more so.
My first sex dream was George W. Bush giving me a blowjob. I still have no fucking clue what that was about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901074
Swallows are birds. Birds have wings. She's got wings.
Think about it.
>Swallow, come!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901309
Well. I'd say that's got mine beat as far as the WTF factor.

It's just that the content of mine isn't appropriate for -this- thread, and I'll leave it at that.

I'm still just wondering what was up with all the Fis in another dream I had that I mentioned earlier in the thread...

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please play a game of basalisk roulette.

What you do is take five basalisks and one cleverly disguised wurm, and take off their masks until the wurm is found.

The winner gets hugged by the wurm and any remaining basalisks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901315
Your emphasis on "this" leads me to believe you don't want to discuss it based on the fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901317
Wait a minute, are you trying to trick me again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901319
It's tile patterns isn't it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901321
Trick you?
Oh no, Anon.
I just want you to play a little game is all, one to see how much you value your freedom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901324
I don't value my freedom, that's why I live with my Dark Elf mistress now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901319
Yeah sure let's go with that.

Actually I just figured out I could say what was good about it without mentioning the potentially problematic bit.

Shower sex with a curvy girl. Pretty nice.
For whatever reason that was sandwiched by bits involving car and parking difficulties. I don't even know. Went to a bar with a friend, picked up a couple nice girls...then weird, almost car-chase like parts, then just trouble parking at the downright Escher-esqe parking garage at one girl's apartment building...

But hot shower sex with a girl who had curves in all the right places, so who am I to complain about the lead-up my mind chose to generate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901329
>a girl who had curves in all the right places
So I'm going to guess the bit you're avoiding is who this girl was. Possibly a family member?
Can't really see any other reason you'd avoid that so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901332
Luckily not. I go out of my way to avoid shit like that.

Like, when I'm writing stories, I refuse to write characters who have names even vaguely reminiscent of those of my family members.

Also why I refuse to call the hot mechanic in FFXV her English name.

[Anonymous No.]

She might not like it, but I really like the bonding time we share when I shave my thick eyebrow'ed dark elf wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901328
That works but how much does she value you?

I've strapped you to a chair that's currently suspended above a pit of sex starved devil bugs.
To free you, your mistress will need to find three keys hidden at the bottom of three separate milk bottles.

I've hidden these bottles amongst fifteen others that can be anything from spoiled milk to hathor milk to concentrated mega holst milk.

She must finish drinking the milk or else I will drop you prematurely.


What does she value more Anon, you or her figure?

The game begins now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901328
> I live with my Dark Elf mistress now
Anon! When will you stop selling your slef?
How many times have we had this discussion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901341
>Not having some of the milk bottles be the sperm of random men
God if this is supposed to be lewd Saw you're doing a shit job of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901341
>She must finish drinking the milk
Or she could just pour it out and grab the key? You'd make a terrible Jigsaw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901342
>When will you stop selling your slef?
I only did it once.
>How many times have we had this discussion?
Three times now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901341
I tell her it's okay, she doesn't have to worry about me. I value her figure more than my dignity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901346
>Must finish or you get prematurely dropped.
Please read, although my lack of sleep could be to blame.


>>14901344
See above.
The living doll is the mastermind and she's just bitter because no one ever dates her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901341
Most monsters could crush a milk bottle with their bare hands friendo.

[Anonymous No.]

So which monster girl has the thickest booty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901351
Hence the mention of drink it all or the guy gets dropped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901352
Dear God I would kill someone to see an Anubis drawn by JUN.
Or Hisasi.
Or Tanabe.
Or Takatsu.
Or Koume Keito.
Or Henreader.
Or Mochi provided he avoided the ugly fat men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901346
Even jigsaw made a terrible jigsaw.
>Let me just lock you in this tiled room and give you five hours to cut through your chains
Forget the hacksaw which would cut through the chains for a moment. Even using broken mirror or tile you could get it done.

[Anonymous No.]

'ey there boy, I'mma tinker with yo bell!

[Anonymous No.]

Goat milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901384
Never had any.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901384
>pupils not square

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901391
Yeah, at least Barb is on the ball.

[Anonymous No.]

One day Jinko...one day...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901398
This is beyond fluffy. This is bushy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901398
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qQQTkIUwH0

In the jungle with laaaaaser beeeeaaaams toniiiight.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm MGC's reckoning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901398
As adorable as it is, I never got why cats did that swaying thing before they pounce.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901481
Because they're excited. You ever been giddy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901477
This meme truly is the bane of the threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901489
Charon. Your ass. I'm going to stuff it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901496
It's probably all clammy anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901501
I'm going to give Charon some of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901509
Now that's just mean.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are elf ears so rubbable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901526
They're rub-o-dynamic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901135
Igloos aren't made of ice. They're made of snow. Which is technically ice, but has the crucial structural difference of trapping tonnes of stagnant air within it. This is the basic concept of insulation, keep moving air out, keep still air inside itself. Moving air gets rid of heat quickly, still air is a shit-tier heat conductor. The igloo itself remains cold AF since it's still freezing out, but inside it should remain body temperature until you leave. Though I think they're pretty temporary structures, I've never been in one longer than two days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901526
I imagine foreplay with one would be interesting.
You'd be playing with her pointy ears and she'd be fascinated with your exotic round ones.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna go to the movies with a cute basilisk and have her keep asking me about "what's going on?"

>"Anon, what happened?"
>"Anon, who said that?"
>"Anon, who died?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901572
I want to take my MG lady to see Deadpool! It's the greatest love story ever told!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901572
>" 'For you?' What did he mean by that Anon?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901572
>No don't go in there
A-Anon?
>Don't pick up the camera you gotta get the fuck out of there
Who are you talking to?
>BEHIND YOU! LOOK BEHIND YOU!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901526
>Spacing out at work
>Your Elf manager comes by and notices
>Starts chastising you but realizes that you're just staring off into space
>Leans down to put herself in your field of view to get your attention
>Just at that moment, you stretch
>Your hand brushes up against her ear and she freezes
>Instead of letting your arms drop back after your stretch, you just start absent mindedly rubbing her ear
>The ear moves, your hand moves with it
>Your brain is totally switched off, your hand is on auto pilot and just keeps rubbing
>Finally get snapped back to reality by a coworker slapping you on the shoulder
>Realizes most of the office is standing around and staring at your hand
>Look down and notice your manager
>She's on her knees, blushing and squirming with one hand pinned between her thighs and the other covering her mouth
>As soon as you stop rubbing, she snaps back to reality as well
>Shoots back up onto her feet, straightens her clothes and stares at you like you just ran over her dog before running off crying

[Anonymous No.]

Chibi mofu. Banned in 193 states around the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901596
Not here my man. Not here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901586
>He's a big guy for him? Anon! Why did you take me to a gay porn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901572
God dammit why is blind moe so effective? I feel evil for thinking serious disabilities are cute.

>go grocery shopping with your basilisk gf
>she has to wrap her arm around yours and press herself into your chest to fit in the aisle and allow herself to be guided
>her feathers tickle you and build up a tiny bit of static slithering around on the dry store floor, occasionally giving you a little shock
>you're constantly looking back to warn her if someone's about to roll over her tail with a shopping cart
>sticks her hands in your pockets when you reach the freezer section, you eventually end up surrendering your jacket
>she blushes dark red when you have to help her shuffle through her messy purse to pay
>a breeze comes through the exit door as it opens, and she assumes you've both gone outside

hnngh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901526
They're made of puppies

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901602
Please do not sexualize the cripples.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901599
ＦＵＣＫ　ＹＯＵ！

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901594
>elf ears are erogenous zones
I've always thought this idea was kind of dumb. I don't know about you but I don't get horny if someone rubs my ears, I'm almost certain elf ears would be the same.

I still would want to touch them regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901613
Nice meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901613
Nah, Fuck YOU leatherman!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901612
>that image
That guy is a complete piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901613
I'd like to grab a cigarette in the fog, or however that nonsensical meme reply is supposed to go.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey anon, wanna go camping with me? I've got a bunch of spots I want to check out for when I start my own shrine!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900638
Could the Everlasting Dragon be considered good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901635
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901646
BWAAAA~!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901651
BWAAAA~!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901655
fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901655
What would monster girls think of a man with a narrow urethra?
Would it be like how we occasionally romanticize disabled girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901651
I said no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900837
Is this the new Outer Heaven? With loli MG's?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901651
>>14901655
God dammit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901635
I can't say no to a cute Ryu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901655
Gat'dang monster girls, stealin' our jobs, cookin' with magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901665
No, this is Africa. Or possibly Europe in the 22nd century.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901671
If the portal opens in Africa, we'd have to nuke it for monstergirl's sake and our dignity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901681
They would improve it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901681
What are you talking about. Rapists meeting rapists. They'd get along splendidly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901681
Poor little white boy knows that monster girls want the big black dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901692
District 9 disagrees.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901572
>Take her to the art museum
>"Okay what are we looking at here?"
>"Uh, it's a piece by Manet, it's like two dudes and a lady sitting in the park or something, it's pretty."
>"wow sounds nice."
>"And this?"
>"A bust of a Roman senator in really nice condition."
>"VERY interesting, so old! It sounds like a true window into the past!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901696
Poor little black boy doesn't know he's going by either 'wildlife' or 'irredeemable scum' by any MG's radar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901635
Pure, good-intentioned girls are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901696
Fuck off Alberto Barbosa, you stopped being funny a year ago.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no! While playing a game of Lescatie Universalis you were sucked in, and now you're stuck in the game world!
What do? I recommend a small construction project to get a feel for things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901711
Honestly I don't think many would care. Same semen and everything. Sure you'll have liches and snow niggers going around calling for a race war, and not many Pharaohs or Anubises are going to want a filthy Nubian invader, but as I said, most would go for any human, be they nigger, cracker, gook or spic.
Except abos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901738
Build an undead kingdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901738
Actually I think I'll start as Prussia, form Germany in 1600, blob from the Atlantic to Urals then convert the save to Cheshire II and enjoy colonising Africa. Too bad advisor chan will have killed herself out of despair long before that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901738
My plan to have lots of cheap mice slaves has backfired on me. How will I keep all of them in line? Perhaps if I were to take one of them as a wife... and a dozen more as concubine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901754
Are you man enough to keep the game going until Pelvises of Iron?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901755
No you fool, just give them bigger rations!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901760
Why would I need too? I'll already be the greaterest germany imaginable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901776
To stand the test of time, duh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901766
But with so many, even a minimal increase of rations would place severe strain on the already tight coffers of the state! I would need to raise taxes. That causes even further problems!

[Anonymous No.]

>Ah, he's up!
>And you were about to eat him!
>Was not!
>Was too!
>WAS NOT!
>Hey mister, my sister wanted to eat you up, starting from your dick!
>YOU BITCH!
>Maybe lemme have some instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw keep thinking of MGs saying shit in scary voices
>And they are all LoL quotes

You'll never escape! Drag them down! Four! Break their ranks! Hook, line, and sinker! Keep coming, not full! Hasagi!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901800
How did they even get into my house in the first place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901818
Dude, you collapsed on the street. Don't you remember?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901800
Look, all I want to know is whether or not I'm going to be intact when all this is over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901822
No. I'm not so sure they're telling the truth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901826
>intact
Mostly. You're going to be low on P.O.E. when they're done with you though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901828
Come on, they're just zombies. You think a zombie is clever enough to think up a lie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901833
Yes. they're clearly planing something wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901800
No. But would you mind turning around and bending over?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901738
DE pylons everywhere. Then wait until my army's average grunt levitates on a sphere of black goo and steamroll everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901800

Please don't kill me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901852
You'll be rushed by devil bugs before that happens you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901888
Kekekekekeke!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14892150
Aw shit, is Zombina cute in this issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901925
I bet there's all kinds of noxious fumes coming out of her body right now.
TOXIC LOVE!

[Anonymous No.]

>Just got done fucking the a group of Devil Bugs from downtown
>Spot a new girl in the district
>It's a cute Basilisk
>Walk up to her and whip out my dick
>She doesn't react
>First ever fail of my ultimate pick-up technique
>Shake off the defeat before moving on to plan B
>"Hey babe, do you want some fuck?"
>She looks at my general direction
>She answers that she won't have sex unless she can remove her mask
>Tell her that she can remove it whenever she wants as long as I can hit that glowing snake pussy
>She goes on a long monologue about how ever since she was a child she dreamed of a boy who would date her for months before she would take off her mask and marry him
>Leave that crazy bitch alone, I can have snake pussy whenever I want anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901928
Don't care what people say about KC, at least his undead aren't rotting and smelling like chemical waste plants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901829
I'm a little slow this morning, could you remind me what P.O.E. is?
Anyways, as long as they don't bite anything off, I'll be okay with whatever they have in mind. It's only fair, since they dragged me off the street.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901231
I gave her some stretchy meat, it's those damn Wendigo stealing her dinner again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901931
Stop making me like basilisks so much, I can't handle that they're pure girls after love!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901936
Purity Of Essence.
Mandrake... have you ever seen a Monster Girl drink a glass of water? Semen, that's what they drink, never water. Under no circumstances will you ever see a Monster Girl drink a glass of water. Do you know why?

[Anonymous No.]

>First night of your honeymoon with Basilisk-chan
>About to consummate the FUCK out of your marriage
>She goes to take of her mask finally, she's been struggling with taking it off, embarrassed
>"Y-Y-You promise to love me no matter what I look like under here?"

What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901966
Tell her that beneath that mask is an idea, and ideas are beautiful no matter how they're expressed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901966
Tell her she's a big girl and I believe in her.

[Anonymous No.]

What's all this talk about basilisks? I thought they were just Cockatrice by another name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901981
The author of One Piece had a similar problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901981

Nope. New KC Girl

>>14897614
>>14897729

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896449
>Feral Holstaur
Eh, things could be worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901966
>Throw my wine glass on the floor and start debating myself about the concept of beauty

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901981
Educate yourself. You make Hakutaku sensei sick

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896449
>Humpty Egg
I... what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901966
>"You could look like ground-up hamburger meat under your mask and it really wouldn't matter considering how cute the rest of you is, I'm pretty sure you don't look like ground up hamburger meat under the mask either."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902010
>>14901966
>It turns out she doesn't look like ground up meat under the mask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901615
Dude, people ears are erogenous zones. At least mine are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901966
It's not like I will have a choice once she takes the mask out and starts to rape me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902031
Is your waifu an elf?
Do you touch eachother's ears?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902025
a qt

[Anonymous No.]

>>14900533
But I already like Dairy Breeds

[Anonymous No.]

Another girl is ready to help you learn to fap, Dickless-kun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902102
Not if I teach her first!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902122
That's the spirit!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to catch a cockatrice in a net!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902102
>Dickless-kun!
I'm not going to say no, but could you call me anything else? please?
But I'm never going to turn down help when it's offerd to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902130
>pretending you're me
That girl is obviously here for me, go away! Shoo, shoo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902102
Why are you holding your tail like that, dose-chan? Are you trying to trigger me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902102
I'm sure that most monster countries would make male masturbation illegal, there is no way they would let good semen go to waste

>>14902127
Cockatrice is old business, her hot sister Basilisk has got it going on!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902133
I shall return to the warp then... for now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901817

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902124
You know what? I'm going to open a masturbation school for monster girlrs, where I teach them how to masturbate

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902165
Thank god fan art can make Vi look cute, she looks like a bulldyke sjw in game.

[Anonymous No.]

>Ugly-cute moe basilisk babies with those raggedy, short, and gray little baby bird feathers and scales that haven't developed color yet

[Anonymous No.]

http://exhentai.org/s/7d68cc170e/912686-4
>This translation

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902228
Its fuckin hilarious, but not as much as that one aussie one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902148
>I'm sure that most monster countries would make male masturbation illegal
They would also have a mandatory onee-san (provided by the onee-sabbath) to make them learn about sexuality.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902246
I want to blow into her ear and run away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902246
I want to put her in some nice, tight shibari and then do ASMR and orgasm-denial stuff to her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902148
>In the slums after dealing with Timmy.
>Er, tammy.
>Snitch turned into a bitch halfway through
>At least making the enemy too awkward to kick your shit in is a good defence mechanism.
>You make a note as you load the haul into the safe house, a straight half tonne of doujinshi tissues and lube.
>Business was going to be bangin'. figuratively
>But first, what dealer doesn't dip into his own stash?
>Grab a doujin, something about elder onee-sans, and grab a box of tisues
>Go to your private room and sigh in a mix of pleasure and nostalgia, dick returned to hand just like in the times of old
>Suddenly, you hear a loud racket, and the door is kicked in, as two large officers burst in, an amazon and a werewolf
>Freeze as they catch you, dick handed just about to cum
>Their training kicks, and the wolf pounces with a supernatural speed and grace, tackling you and rolling you ontop of her, using her powerful and thickly muscles arms and legs to have you spread eagled, cock in the air.
>It only takes a look to her partner before the intimidating amazon is on you arms wrapping around your hips as she takes your cock down to the back of her throat, her tongue whirling masterful circles around your shaft, the sensation heavenly.
>So close to coming, you only last a few seconds in the succubus's mouth before you blow and the two cops sigh in relief as the amazon swallows and you hear the click of cuffs robbing you of your freedom
>"Thank fuck we god here before you could do anything drastic, you sick fuck. You're under arrest for attempted masturbation, trafficking and possession of masturbatory aides."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902246
She is a big girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902246
I am going to molest the fluffy snake

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902257
What is this, Shimoneta?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902242
The required national service would consist of a 6 months training camp to teach you how to impregnate monster girls properly

>>14902257
Such is the life of a fap dealer

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902257
What's the punishment? He'll just masturbate in prison, and when he gets out fall back into this life of crime! Masturbation is a sad addiction its victims need help from!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902318
>What's the punishment?
Imprisonment in a correction facility where anon gets "relieved" by the prison guard in a rotating schedule that for some reason often includes the amazon/wolf couple that first brought him in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902331
I will endure. I'm innocent. I'll crawl out through five hundred yards of pussy juices and come out sparkling clean!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902334
But anon, you're a man. All men are mastubatory criminals. It seems like the system will only let you out on parole. You'll be sharing a home with the two cops that brought you in, I'm afraid. They will take over your relief duties from now on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902344
The system is rigged. Why, oh why did I vote for Steve?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901364
>Takatsu
>tfw no brown loli with nice butt and thighs

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/Gazer_chan/status/677854604520914944

What would you do if you found out a Monster Girl was alone on Christmas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902403
Laugh at her. Ha Ha! What a loser!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902403
Bah, humbug!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902403
Nothing because I'm alone in Christmas too

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902403
Would she like to come over to my house, at the very least share some hot chocolate together and chat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902403
Tell her that she is a nice girl and that those stupid other boys are only scared of her because of paladin propaganda

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902403
It's ok, we can be alon together.

[Anonymous No.]

Hell yeah motherfucker!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902403
Bullying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902502
What got you in such a happy mood mam, did something special happen today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902516
Her sunflowers are blooming, the Sun is shining and there's a cute boy to admire it all with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902520
Am I the cute boy, and also I agree the sunflowers bloomed beautifully in my opinion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902520
We can see her panties though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902502
>>14902516
>>14902520
Why would a genki dark elf want me though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902502
I miss the days when elves knew their place, back then none of them would dare to speak without their master's consent

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902528
Yes, of course you are.
>>14902529
She's an Elf, that's not an issue for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902532
You volunteered to help her turn that wasteland into something beautiful, that was a bonding experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902536
That's very flattering of her to say, though I can't deny she's quite the cutie herself. Would she like to come over and have some lemonade, maybe just hang out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902551
After a hard day's work? Lemonade is a given!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902555
true, still nothing like a delicious freshly made lemonade to make one feel much better. She can also use the shower if needed, but that's up to her.

[Anonymous No.]

Anon~

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902578

She's always so fluffy! I want to touch!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902578
Bug off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902587
I too want to touch her fluff, but then we'd have moth dust all over our fingers
God forbid we accidentally inhale it, who knows what psychedelic effects that dust has

[Anonymous No.]

So, in rare conditions a human boy can "alp" into something other than the normal alp. So, my question is, and this is just hypothetical of course, but could you alp into a tanuki to become rich?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902630
Why be rich when you could just get yourself a Dragon sugar mommy, little bitchboy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902639
How do you get a Dragon sugar momma?

[Anonymous No.]

LOOK WHAT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE

THIS IS YOUR FAULT AND NOBODY ELSE'S

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902645
Step 1: be pretty

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902649
... Is there an alternative? I'm fairly average.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902630
I think so? KC said those situations are rare though. Would the stage 1 alp be a devout follower of the god of fortune or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902649
Alright, what do you do after being born a bishie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14896284
>>14896308
How about a sewing arachne...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902660
DE can make you prettier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902660
There's always the become a tanuki method. That way you can be pretty and rich. Two birds one stone. Sure you gotta suck dick afterwards but money and looks are worth it right?

>>14902670
I think it works with a lazy human boy who blows money all the time, then suddenly alps and you get "H-Hey now, that tip is a little over 10%" ans next thing you know they have a racoon tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902685
>Sure you gotta suck dick afterwards but money and looks are worth it right?
If I liked that stuff I would already have alped.
I guess I'll just have to do with working hard...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902673
Nothing. The dragon's will come to you.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to sacrifice my purity and freedom to an evil overlord in exchange for unlimited wealth and power!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902721
I'm with on that one.
Evil overlords are the best!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

How many stories of 'dragon giving up her treasure for a man because he's her treasure' exist?

I want early monopoly on it if I'm gonna write it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902756
She's a cutie, and just begging for a dicking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902721
Sounds like a good trade to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902756
>All that stuff inside of her
Someone has been a very, very good husband

[Anonymous No.]

Did we ever get a new girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902800
See >>14902246

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902811
She's adorable, I must protect her smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902826
That they are.

Protect their smiles with all your might.

[Anonymous No.]

Basilisk is literally build for hand-holding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902860
Get out of here with your fucked up fetish

She's obviously built for yandere full eye contact rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902860
But... but she's all pointy...

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh! You've fallen down the Rabbit Hole! First

https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm

Roll a D6 to determine which Wonderland you fall into!

>1: Normal Wonderland
It's the vanilla Wonderland you know and love. No surprises here! I mean, there are still always surprises in Wonderland, but still.
>2: /fit/ Wonderland
A powerhouse Wonderland filled with gains and Monster Girls getting buff. The smell of female sweat and hormones fills the air, expect a few girls to take you to the showers.
>3: Loli Wonderland
All the Wonderland Girls here are cute, small, and sweet! Except the ones that are mischievous that is. everything in this Wonderland is especially girly and kind, with pink dolls everywhere!
>4: Soft Wonderland
This Wonderland is relaxed and laidback, and all the girls are lazy, chubby, and love being fed sweets. A few girls may be haughty though, but still lazy.
>5: NEET Wonderland
Like Soft Wonderland but messier, lazier, the girls have no chances of jobs, some aren't chubby but rather skinny (But the ones that are chubby are really chubby), and all of them smell kinda weird and need to be showered first. At least there are no Oomukades.
>6: American McGee's Wonderland
An evil twisted Wonderland where all the girls are maydere or yandere, everything is dark and demented, and you'd wish you were in a different interpreation of Wonderland.

Next, roll to see which Girl in that Wonderland gets to you first!

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Wonderland

Finally, you have the choice to roll the D6 again to escape the Wonderland you're in now to go to a different Wonderland. Whatever Wonderland you leave to will be the one you stay in, and your Wonderland Waifu will begin to take aspects from it, becoming a combination of her old Wonderland and her new one. Bear in mind, whatever Wonderland you roll this time you're stuck with, and if you roll the same Wonderland as you got the first time, then that Wonderland's effects on your waifu are amplified (/fit/ Wonderland Waifu gets super muscular, etc.). Again, if you like your first Wonderland, you don't have to reroll at all.

So, what Wonderland do you end up in, what girl do you get, and do you go to a new Wonderland?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902887
>1
>Normal Wonderland
oh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902887
>NEET Dormouse.
Eh. Okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902887
>where all the girls are maydere or yandere
>and you'd wish you were in a different interpreation of Wonderland

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902887
>3

BUT I HATE KIDS

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902887
>Humpty Egg
>soft Wonderland

I'm fine with that.
A soft slime is a nice slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902875
>implying you wouldn't love to hold those smooth, delicate, scaly hands and savor the sensation of her soft feathers rubbing against your wrist as her claws lightly prick you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902887
>Normal Wonderland
>Jabberwock
I, uh... I'm fine with this.
Wonderland dragon is best dragon anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902887
>6
>Mayadere Jabberwock
I'm more than okay with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902887
>Yandere Jabberwock
>Reroll for NEET Wonderland
So a wock who used to be crazy but ended up chilling out thanks to pizza and video games, but is still clingy and glares at other girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902887
>Soft Wocky
It's all I could ever want

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902911
But she would be a bully!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902887
>6
>Mayadere/Yandere Dormouse
Wait what

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902919
>>14902887
Mine is even more confusing:

>/fit/ dormouse

What does that even entail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902887
A NEET Humpty Egg?
Does she just stay in her egg forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902928
No, just the egg shell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902887
>Soft wonderland to NEET wonderland
>Dormouse

That's easy, I'm just going to run away from the fatties. Then I'm going to be hit with the smell of B.O. and wish I never left.

I'm keeping a wonderland fruit as a trump card if it becomes too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902934
Hey, look on the brightside, you could be king of the NEETs. I doubt they'd object to your rule. Thugh I'd doubt they'd really do anything either.

At least you have a cute soft sleep queen to use as a pillow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902923
Sleepy dormouse in spats that lifts in her sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902887
>loli wonderland

fuck

>alice

OH GOD DAMMIT

>/fit/

JUST
FUCKING
END
MY
LIFE

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902887
>Soft wonderland
Hooray for best lap pillows and cuddles.
>Jabberwock
Best big sister. Soft wock is perfect the way she is, but lets see what happens when we try to escape.
>Go to /fit/ wonderland
So, strongfat? Oh god, she's even better. I will never want to stop cuddling and fucking her. You know, to help her with cardio, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902887
Can I willing go to double soft wonderland and can I build a harem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902934
But that'll doom you to be a chubby NEET!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902938
> I doubt they'd object to your rule.

What if my first mandate as king is showers for everyone and mandatory weekly cleaning of rooms until I no longer smell dead fish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902367
It's truly a shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902887
>Vanilla wonderland.
>Jabberwock

Score

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902951
Well, if you can't beat them, get mindbroken until the poor NEET hygiene smell no longer bothers you.

I hope somebody's paying for electricity and internet in NEET wonderland.

[Anonymous No.]

Shitternet is making streaming a fuckin chore

[Anonymous No.]

I want to walk home one dark evening only for a monster girl to try and rape me just to have a CC magical girl monster girl save me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902971
Nice wock rear

Don't forget the horns

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902981
>just to have a CC magical girl monster girl save me.

I had the idea for a Christmas Cake Magical """""Girl""""" too, I can't believe there isn't something with this concept yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902971
>That tentacle having a rest
This is more funny than it should be.
>>14902990
I thought something felt off, that explains it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902981
But what if no one comes to save you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902971
Good work so far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903002
I know, right?
It's like people don't want to see an older lady dressed in an extremely frilly and cute dress designed for a younger girl.

>>14903020
Then I get raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903004
>>14902990

I still stand by my beliefs that those are actually tentacle scrunchies

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902971
I want to heg her from behind and caress her tentacles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902246
>Sightseer Shasa reporting.
>Moving to eliminate the target

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903078
Careful, she's soft! And her tentacles might grab onto you! You won't escape!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903079

>My life for yours

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903079
I want to pat her head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902685
>Tanuki
>10%
9% at fucking BEST.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903093
I stick to 15%-20%

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903093
Found the Tanuki-alp

>>14903101
Found the poor alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903110
But 15-20 is the normal tipping rate

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903101
I've been told I'm a huge asshole for my tipping habits.
Amazing service can get as high as 25%, but for a real dogshit server, I'll leave exactly $1 less than the total bill with no tip so that the server knows I stiffed the, ie. if the bill is $34.77, I'll leave $33.77.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903081
Not if I grab them first, then I'll start petting her head and bittting her wings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903085
>Put your hand on a chuuni Basilisk's head
>"Who dares lay a hand on a sacred sightseer, I hope that you are prepared for the consequences!"
>You start patting it
>She turns bright red and is unable to keep on talking

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903121
Man, you sound rough. What'll you do if you find out she's into that?

If you're too rough with these perverts, it'll unleash that weird side of them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903129
Yep.
Headpats.

ALL the headpats

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903129
I just noticed she has elf ears too, LITERALLY the most bullyable MG yet. Things are gonna be tough for her around here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903079
I have to wonder what color her eyes are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903159
Rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903165

What color is rape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903159
Not one Basilisk is like the other, so that's open to interpretation.
>no chuuni Basilisk that likes to dress up as Shadow DIO or Cyclops
>you will never see her successfully pull their attacks off

[Anonymous No.]

Why are tiny dragons so adorable? I want to head pat a tiny Wurm and protect her smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903171
Is that an OC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903171
She's got thick hips for a young girl.

Can only imagine what she'll be like when she's older.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903130
If she really likes it then there is no point in holding back.

With my left foot I will play with her tentacles and with the right one I shall strike her tail. My left hand shall pet her brooch, and with the right I shall clean her ears with a cotton bud and I'll be looking deep into her eyes the whole time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903177
Yeah she's an artist's OC and she's popular enough to get a bunch of fan art, I think her name is Smoldr or something.
>>14903178
I think she's just short. Those hips sure are something though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903171
It's all you, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no Fairy sidekick to hover by you and tell you what to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903199
'Anon you should really try to find a job ok'
'Anon please go outsides sometimes it's not healthy sitting in your room all day'
'Anon why do you still not have a girlfriend'
no pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901481
hypnotizes the mouse they're about to pounce

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903208
>'Anon why do you still not have a girlfriend'
Fairy's clearly got that base covered.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903236
Those are some VERY nice horns, I hand to gently rub them

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903179
Just be careful, knowing a pervert like that she may break and beg you to put it in her. Then you'll have to figure out which hole of hers to put it in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903208
>Anon when are you going to make something of your life?

Pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903236
Those are some very nice horns, I want to gently rub them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903236
Must....impregnate....oni.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902887
> Roll 1d6 = 6
So, Yandere or Mayadere?
> Mad Hatter (Unless four counts of Queen of Hearts counts?)
>Roll 1d6 = 4
Either a Yandere or Mayadere, soft, Mad Hatter. (Or queen of hearts).
I'm not sure how things will work out, but they will be trippy in the midterm.

[Anonymous No.]

OKAY, let's get this shit started:

>Lamia
>Scales
>FEATHERS
>elf ears
>short hair
>long braid
>SHORT HAIR AND LONG BRAID COMBO
>bird-hands
>glow-pussi
>midriff moe
>navel-moe
>dependency-moe
>blind-moe
>purity-moe
>calm and brooding
>yet happy and rapey too
>special surprise under mask
>Bane memes
>Rape-beam for instant incubuzation
>EXTREMELY bullyable
>ASMR play
>Touch play
>Smell play

Borderline mary-sue tier.

How can these other bitches even compete?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903275
Apophis and Shirohebi are going to wait outside her home with baseball bats. No one steals their popularity and gets away with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901116
>that music
What is this, Rance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903275
>elf ears
All of them have this

[Anonymous No.]

>PRAISE THE KITSUNE

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903332
That's clearly a catgirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903332
Hello Berserker Tamamo

[Anonymous No.]

>"REMOVING BASILISK MASK PRANK IN THE HOOD (GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXUAL) PRANKS 2016"

Would you watch that video?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903367
I don't support cancer, so no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903367
It's probably some guy and his wife with bad acting, most prank videos are fake anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901003
Yeah well my name is Garland and I'll knock her up!

[Anonymous No.]

Could you make a basilisk poison herself by making her look into a mirror?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903367
basilisks don't live in "Da' Hood" they live in quaint, rustic, and well-maintained, houses in the country with lush gardens absolutely filled with flowers.

[Anonymous No.]

>A Basilisk has been wearing the same mask for years, the fastener is starting to get pretty worn out
>She can get a new one, but this one has sentimental value, it was her grandmother's, and she started wearing it as soon as she grew up enough for it to fit
>The fastener finally breaks on a particularly windy day
>Before she can snap her eyes shut, she looks right at a man standing nearby
>Heart pupil mode activated, and the man is obviously feeling the effects of her gaze
>She starts barreling towards him when a had reaches out from behind the man and throws a fireball at her
>A very angry Shirohebi slithers out from behind him, clearly doing her best to resist her artificially heightened lust
Can the extremely possessive Shirohebi and the very determined Basilisk come to terms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903379
It seems that her venom actually poisons spirit energy itself, so her gaze shouldn't have any effects on monster girls, including herself

The full translation might change that, we just have to wait and see

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903400
>Shirohebi
>Sharing her man
Sure, next you will say the Order's leader is actually a Lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903400
The idea of a Basilisk wearing the same mask for years and marrying the first man she sees when the fasteners eventually breaks is kinda romantic, it's like they were destined to be lovers by fate

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903408
>the Order's leader is actually a Lilim
I dunno. It would make some of the severely stupid stuff they've done make more sense.

"Alright Captain, I want your entire brigade to eat raging mushrooms and charge directly into the loving arms of the enemy. We'll win for sure!"

That actually happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903404
It's not really venom. It's more like mamano mana energy beams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903408
I can actually see that happening

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903463
Monster Girl Encyclopedia: The Invisible War.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903416
Yeah, Fate the prankster Chesire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903473
A massive shadow war with lilims, dragons, vampires, and others pulling the strings as they vie for power and influence.

Sounds nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903416
>There's a Basilisk girl you've had a crush on for a while
>She goes to your school but you've never had the opportunity to talk as she's in a different class
>The highlight of your day is when you get to look at her through the window at the flower-shop she's work at part time, as you come home from school after finishing your club activities

>One evening you're walking home from a long day of school, going down the lane where the flower-shop is located
>It's quite idyllic, the wind blows the blazing autumnal leaves whose colors match the sky and the setting sun
>You notice something being carried by the wind, different from the leaves, fly past you
>You turn to your head to track it but you're stopped by a loud, wailing voice:
>"COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! MASK, PLEASE! MASK WHERE ARE YOU! MY MASK, MY MASK, I CAN'T SEE WITHOUT MY MASK!"
>The voice is coming from your crush the basilisk, now barreling towards you, searching for her mask
>One hand covering her eyes, the other outreached, blindly groping at nothing, she can't see you
>Before you can react, she crashes into you, a jumble of scales, skin, and feathers
>You open your eyes to find two very pretty eyes staring right back at you
>hands planted on each of your shoulders, she speaks: "Oh, y-you, from school! I'm sorry!"
>You start to feel a bit strange: entranced
>She realizes what's she's done
>"Ahh! SORRY! SORRY! SORRY!"

What happens next?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903497
She apologizes to me for what she did, but I put my hands on her shoulders and say I have no hard feelings against her. Then we go out to eat somewhere, to get it off our minds and find out how the situation cam to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903497
We start fucking right in the middle of the street.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903497
Kissu

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903497
Kiss her while I still have the chance, not going to have much say in the matter once her rape vision takes over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903497
Assuming I still have movement capability in my arms, at least:
>Hug
She's not getting away without ~Taking Responsibility~

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903497
Intense, loving sex without ever breaking eye contact
I'll only be allowed to blink after I came 26 times inside of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901928
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hr4knvNNgtU

http://i.imgur.com/Ru51LZ8.png

Make it grow

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902887
>6
>Cheshire Cat
Oh shit re-roll, re-roll!
>4
So a Mayadere Cheshire who's been rendered laid back and soft by the transition?
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903538
Can't say no to Tim Curry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903544
She's still evil, she swears! I mean, after you get her some snacks. You can fetch her a cake right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903420
You know, the Order's leader secretly being a Lilim would explain why the war isn't going anywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903550
She's definitely "evil" in bed.
Not that I mind having her big fat cat ass on my face while she sucks me mercilessly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903550
>Evil, soft Cheshire
That's one way to keep her from performing dastardly deeds, just keep her on her fat cat ass and give her snacks and massages

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903553
It'd also explain why they're going to inevitably lose.

Imagine the chief god's reaction when she finds out that the woman she trusted to run the order was a polymorphed Lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903564
I don't know if gods can have aneurisms but she may be the first

[Anonymous No.]

CLOUDKILL THE ELEMENTALISTS, MAGE WAR NOW

Meteor Polove, make magic great again.

[Anonymous No.]

The basilisk just goes to show how much better KC has gotten at drawing lamias. I really wish he'd update the echidna and generic lamia. Maybe the medusa too. The newer girls just look so much better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903595
Medusa still looks good, but yeah, Echidna definitely could use an art update.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903595
A lot of the girls need updated art.

Harpy, Golem, Gargoyle, Lesser Succubus, Werewolf and Zombie are probably the most in need of it. They're all classic monsters and look absolutely awful compared to recent entries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903630
Don't forget Oni and devil bug

[Anonymous No.]

http://i.imgur.com/BSNP9Ax.jpg

While not fantastic, this just made me realise that I can't remember the last time we got good quality Hobgoblin art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903630
>compare Zombie and Wight profiles side to side
I know trying to be impossibly beautiful kind of is Wight's thing, but damn that's one extreme makeover.

[Anonymous No.]

http://i.imgur.com/FoSfyN7.jpg

No wonder monster girls love spirit energy so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903702
>undead
disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903721
Racist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903721
>not liking best girls
How about you get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903729
>>14903731
How about we just settle down and agree that I have superior taste? There's no need for hostility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903721
>He doesn't like Wights
>He doesn't like Vampires
>He doesn't like Pharaohs
>He doesn't like Liches
>He doesn't like Will-O-Wisps
>He doesn't like Jiangshis
>He doesn't like Ghouls
>He doesn't like Doppelgangers
>He doesn't like Dullahans
>He doesn't like Mummies
>He doesn't like Ghouls
>He doesn't like Ghosts
How many times have you met up with a guy from Craigslist? I'm guessing lots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903721
False. The human body - life in general, actually - is in a constant state of necrosis. Every day, most of your body dies off and is recycled or disposed of. It's why you eat, drink and breathe - you need raw materials to replace your dead tissues. Undead don't go through this constant cycle of rot, and are instead in a sort of stasis that, with the aid of spirit energy, becomes a nigh-eternal perfect clean. Yes, they're dead. That just means they don't need to excrete waste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903721
>Talking shit about Lich
We're enemies now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903741
>How about we just settle down and agree that I have superior taste?
How about no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903741
See >>14903743. Undead are top tier.

[Anonymous No.]

/mgg/ I need help.

I need to fill my party for some writefaggotry. Previous renditions had WAY too many characters in the group and it became cumbersome to include everyone. So here's my solution.

PICK YOUR PARTY
Equal number of humans and monsters, either 4 or 5.

Monster choices are (two slots permanently filled with Dhampir Fencer and Drow Assassin):
>Oni Monkzerker
>Wyvern Scout
>Alp Bard/Diplomat
>Mad Hatter Gunslinger
>Centaur Twins (Archer and Swordsmonster)
>Kakuken Martial Artist
(Characters not chosen may appear as cameos)

If 5 party members are chosen, create-a-human either physical or character description. If you don't want that, I'll just make a Nameless Rank-and-File Soldier (Anon). If your designed human is a Cavalier, you must have the Centaur Twins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903746
>>14903747
>>14903749
Let me list all the ways your wrong:
It's a corpse
It's dead
It fails at being alive

How can you possible have a life with something that's been there, done that, kicked the bucket?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903755
How about no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903759
>It's a corpse
And?
>It's dead
And?
>It fails at being alive
That's fine by me, I've failed at life for over 20 years now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903759
They're just like living beings only with less unnecessary parts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903759
By knowing they no longer need die, and can therefore not fear their passing in the eventuality of death?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903759
>It's a corpse
>It's dead
>It fails at being alive
I can relate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903769
>>14903770
I'm sorry anons, I tried. It seems your bad taste is terminal.

If you have any loved ones I'd recommend not telling them. At least they'll be able to respect you after you're dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903759
>not wanting a cute lich
>not wanting a wight that will make even lilims feel insecure after you've fed her enough mana

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903755
Alp Bard and Mad Hatter

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903755
Kakuen Martial Artist.
Alp Bard.
Wizard apprentice Anon trying to hold the party together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903755
Mad hatter and Wyvern.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903791
>Not wanting a Wight Mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902757
Fuck it I'm writing it even if it's the 900th story out there.

1.6k words done already too.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be molested by a mofu co-worker during my days as a boring salaryman!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903824
Cool story, bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>14902887
>Fit wonderland
Not my first choice.
>Fit Jabberwock
I can't handle the wock, lets move.
>Fit NEET Wock
This is perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903834
thx i try m8

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903835
How does that even work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903832
You can report that sort of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903824
Sometimes the simple ideas are the best, looking forward to it.
>>14903844
Guess she has her own gym equipment at home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903848
>Report
Why would you ever want to do something like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903844
It's easy to be a fit NEET, even more if you trained before walking the NEET path.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903809
>not adopted wight daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903844
>Lives with parents
>uses NEETbux to go to the gym
>?????
>Gains

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903832
I want to be mofu'd by an old Fox Priestess when visiting a Fox Shrine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903852
Because she's molesting you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903798
You need one more monster Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903885
>>14903798
Wyvern Scout then, needs someone who can fly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903870
>>14903832
Mofu is an addiction, you need to be cured!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903896
Tell the court on this Yeti girl we brought in where the mofu touched you, I think she said her name was Sarah L. Hugger

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903918
>Point to the head
>Courtroom gasps
>Start crying like a baby
>Mofu's lawyer is pulling at their collar and sweating
>Mofu just blows you some kisses

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903896
IT'S NOT AN ADDICTION, I CAN QUIT WHENEVER I WANT TO.
I just don't want to.
Ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903981
I've started a petition to get mofucafes closed down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903896
Oh, I'm well aware I'm addicted.

It's just that it's not a problem.

It doesn't interfere with my day-to-day life, it makes things more enjoyable, and it's not nearly as expensive as alternatives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903986

Considering Tanuki are part of the Mofu scene I doubt you'll succeed. It's lucrative a business to shut down

[Anonymous No.]

>>14903896
Is mofu addiction cured by having them snuggle progressively smaller tails each month?
Starting with nine tailed, ara ara kitsunes and ending with one tailed lolis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14904013
It's cold turkey or nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14904028
Come on.
You wouldn't say no to an innocent, back furred kitsune loli offering her tail would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14904037
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14904013
I heard that you can relapse if you so much graze something fluffy again, personally it's not worth the investment.

[Anonymous No.]

Wow, this thread lasted way longer than I thought it would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14904154
This used to be the usual length and number of posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14904154
Now if only you would last longer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14904164
I know, I doubt we'll get to 3000 posts like we once did, but it looks like /jp/'s been a little slower today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14901925
>>14901932
>Work at hospital
>Have to go down to morgue to let somebody in
>Still can't get the smell out of my nose
Why must Zombina have the best personality but the worst body?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14904165
Words hurt, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14904269
>Undead monster girl is paranoid about how she smells and wears peach blossom scented perfume

[Anonymous No.]

>>14904172
>but it looks like /jp/'s been a little slower today.
Seems like it. Normally when I get back after work there's about 400-500 new replies but there was only 200 today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14904350
We're at our image limit. Might be part of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14904360
The moment we hit our image limit, it always feels like some sort of oppressive weight settles on the thread. It just become so much slower and quieter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14904405
>there's a waterworld for this.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14904405
Maybe you should make a new one anon with images galore

[Anonymous No.]

>>14904411
>being a faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>14904405
When the image limit hits every anon goes to see his waifu on his mind instead of seeing her in the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14904412
>being a living meme
How does it feel anon

[Anonymous No.]

How do you guys resist the temptation of slapping a Holst's tits? it's fucking impossible for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14904424
Its easy anon because big tits are gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14904419
I wouldn't know, since newfags burning all the images and then crying for a new thread is a meme as old as the threads moving here.

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>>14904411
>baiting this hard

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>>14904431
Implying a new thread at 300 images, page 10 and 2600+ posts is a newfag thing.

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>>14904436
Holy shit, you really are a newfag.

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>>14904424
The only tits I slap belong to my woman.

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>>14904442
Better not be a 3D woman anon, how would your waifu feel?

[Anonymous No.]

It's the same guy every thread.
$10 says it's a /jp/ native who's still asshurt about us being here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14904424
Easy. I can't, because they're not real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14904445
Don't worry, my heart has only one place, and my waifu is in it.

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>>14904482
Tell me about your waifu anon. Tell me all about her.

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>>14904424
Holsts are too boring.

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>>14904490
Want me to tell you why she wears the mask?

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>>14904424
The same way I resist sproinking or slapping a P'Orc's tail and ass. By grabbing my rebellious arm and praying for the best.

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>>14904507
Basilisk a perfect

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>>14904490
She is proud and strong, yet, her skin is silky smooth and she has this peaceful aura around her that makes me relax.

Being near her is pure bliss I tell you.

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>>14904508
>Having urges about sproinking or slapping P'Orc tail and ass
This is the taste of a gentleman.

[Anonymous No.]

So is no one going to do that Anubis/Hellhound thing, because I really wanna see that.

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>>14904534
I'm certain there's a guy who's working on it right now.

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>>14904527
What can I say? Every time I imagine a P'Orc with wide birthing hips sashaying past me my right arm starts twitching and acting up, as if it wants to unleash a sonic boom slap on that rosy pink and jiggly piece of woman-meat

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>>14904538
Oh, nvm then. I was going to do that but if another artfag is on it I guess I'll do something with bask instead.

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>>14904541
I was gonna do it, but I know several other people said they would so I abandoned it.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you dress up as Spider-Man for your Spider wife if she asked?

http://i.4cdn.org/v/1457662776867.gif

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>>14904507
She's a big snake

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>>14904544
>not dressing up as deadpool

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>>14904543
By the way, is Photoshop CS6 still the go-to for tablet work? I haven't looked into updating my software for a few years now, so not sure if PS is still the dominant thing or if it's been obsoleted by something better.

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>>14904534
Yeah, guy who originally said he'd do it here, should have it up tomorrow or Friday.

[Anonymous No.]

I bet the man who beseeches Eros in the name of love to craft a mask that allows Basilisks to see while inhibiting their venom affecting a man so suddenly would make a killing in MGE.

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>>14904539
>You will never come across a group of P'Orcs, sunbathing on the beach, and smell the delectable scent of cooking bacon.

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Basilisks should just use a sunglass or some shit.

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>>14903630
Seconding the harpy especially. You can look at the whole family and see how KC has gotten better at using the wings to frame the body.

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>>14904565
To be honest a girl smelling like bacon sounds pretty gross.

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>>14904539
Is P'Orc ass better to slap than Kakuen ass?

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>>14904579
P'orc ass is jigglier. Kakuen booty is springier.

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>>14904579
Depends, do you like a soft ass that your hand will sink into or do you like a firm ass that you could bounce a quarter off of?

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>>14904587
>>14904593
I prefer the jiggly soft one.

[Anonymous No.]

What's a new monster girl type you want to see? Ideas?

Has /jp/ slowed back down lately? It's been a while since threads lasted this long.

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>>14904596
Well that's your opinion. Personally I want a lewd Kakuen with a big, firm ass to spank.

[Anonymous No.]

Where did the pig orc meme come from anyway?

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>>14904541
No, I think it was a writefag doing something with it. My bad.

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>>14904599
I'd like to see some sort of sea dwelling dragon

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>>14904599
>Op was only two days ago
Seems about the same. Maybe we are just posting more?

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>>14904599
Obvious tropes that MGE lacks:
- Phoenix
- Robot
- Nurse/Healer themed MG
- Police MG

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>>14904607
DnD first edition. Japs held onto it instead of moving back to more Tolkeinesqe stuff later like everyone else did in the early 80's.

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>>14904599
Draugr. Big amazonian chilly viking zombies.

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>>14904611
>tfw no giant sea leviathan to cuddle

>>14904612
Maybe. I just noticed that for a while we didn't often make it past 2000 posts.

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>>14904615
What is with Japan and clutching onto shitty memes? Like elf rape. It is literally impossible to rape a tolkien elf. Did that meme come from dnd too?

[Anonymous No.]

>still multiple threads away from death
Keep calm and think of something nice, like slowly fucking an inexperienced loli succubus in the ass and listening to the gasps and moans.

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>>14904625
>anal
Dropped

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>>14904621
>Tropes in other cultures are memes.

If anything, blame jp/otakus for only picking up the most frequently used tropes to bring back here.

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>>14904631
Yeah? In the truest sense of the word.

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>>14904621
Orcs raping everything did. I mean, that's kind of in line with Tolkien but the old manual literally said "Pretty much every single half orc anything you will ever see is a result of rape."

Elves getting raped I think is just part of japan's obsession with pure things getting wrecked sexually.

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>>14904629
What else are you gonna do when you've filled the front with so much that she looks like she's ready to birth quadruplets, and no more will stay in?

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>>14904625
I'd rather think about fucking a tall, confident ara ara Demon's ass.

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>>14904635
Are you suggesting english memes aren't even worse? Like
>Le rage comic
>GUNDAM STYLE
>YOLO
>#kony2012!

etc, etc.

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>>14904614
Pheonixes have lots of opportunities for changing body type with the whole reincarnation thing. Like they die and come back as a loli. I figured someone would have gotten on board with that by now.

I'd be down for a healing MG too. I was disappointed to see ryus don't have water healing or anything.

>>14904618
>tall blonde nordic blooded zombies with northern european names
>most of them are probably undead paladins or huscarls
sign me up.

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>>14904637
Obviously that's when you move to her mouth and gag her with your length.

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>>14904644
No?
>>14904645
>IS godlike at playing RPG's as its the closest in modern society that she can get to her pillaging of old

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>>14904649
Well, yeah, but maybe you already did that end.

Or maybe it's an odd night, and the order is reversed.

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>>14904645
KC has MGs for most of the major Japanese fetish uniforms. Shrine maidens, maids, sukumizu, gothloli -- so I'm actually a bit surprised he hasn't used the nurse trope yet, since it's one of the most common fetish uniforms.

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>>14904269
Because Crabman is a shit, shame since Zombina's body looks fucking great.

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>>14904654
Why not force her to try paizuri with her tiny breasts until she gets overly frustrated and starts crying?

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>>14904637
Cumflation guy pls, I don't condone this.

>>14904649
And after that it's the asses turn.

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>>14904625
How many keep calm posters are there? They used to be refreshing posts espousing waifu love. Nowadays its just selectively lolishit.

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>>14904655
My thoughts exactly.

I'd love to have some mature goth characters once in a while though. I don't like how the goth aesthetic always gets tied to little girls. Makes it hard to be a goth lolita fashion nut.

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>>14904661
>Cumflation guy pls, I don't condone this.
This.

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>>14904625
>Loli succubus
>Despite her personality, provocative wear and ability to make lewd jokes with you, she's never actually had sex before
>When you finally lay with her in bed, ready for sex, her bravado vanishes
>She waits until you're atop her, inches from putting it in, to stammer out at you to stop
>And asks you if it's alright to do seated sex instead
>Sitting on the end of the bed, you support her weight with your arms as she hangs from your neck, inadvertently teasing you as she presses the tip of your head against her tiny slit, which has only ever been penetrated by a finger or two before
>Her tail wraps around your leg and she snuggles herself into your chest when she finally hilts
>She mentions that she's still a little cold, though
>So you take the blanket, drape it over your shoulders, and wrap it around her until she's completely concealed from the outside by bedsheets
>Only your body is visible to her, and her horns make little pointy bumps against the covers as she slides herself up and down on your shaft

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>>14904669
Wasn't saying I did either, but we're talking about Sabbath-grade mooks, and those tend to seek out that sort of action.

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>>14904667
Because goth and punk is associated with kids/teens. Also the fact that the word lolita itself stipulates children.

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>>14904599
Seraph please. I'd like to see an angel who is literally aflame with love get the KC treatment.

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>>14904599
Another Lamia.

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>>14904661
I do!

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We need to make a list of Monster Girls that artists shouldn'T draw. So when the artist decides to draw us art, they can look at it and know which girls they shouldn't use.

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>>14904690
Nah. If the artists are around here then they know what is overdone or shit. And likely it won't matter for their commissions anyway since they're not choosing.

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>>14904690
That's fucking retarded. Why do you want to forbid artists from drawing certain things?

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>>14904677
Speaking as someone who for a short time wanted to design women's goth clothes, this drives me fucking crazy.

Tights and frilly skirts work best on long, shapely legs. Laced cuffs are best on a woman's slender hands and long fingers. Elaborate blouses and dress tops are most effective when covering modest or middling cleavage. that dark, classy, seductive look in heavily made-up eyes doesn't happen below a certain age. The best I get are usually vampires, which are often still lolis. Fuck.

I don't like lolis.

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>>14904695
Because he wants specific ones drawn without having to pay for it

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>>14904690
Instead of doing something retarded like that, why not make a list that reads instead:
>Here is a list of girls with little to no art at this current point in time
Instead of a list 'forbidding' them to draw certain things, a list that 'suggests' they'd be better appreciated for drawing girls with no art.

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>>14904694
It'd help a lot.

>>14904695
>Implying you're not sick of Manticores/Cheshires/Gazers/Kikimoras/Jabberwocks/Apophis
Where's the art of Echidna, Satyros, or Sea Slime? Those are the girls that need art, and need it ASAP. We should encourage drawfags to draw them.

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>>14904697
>I don't like lolis.
incoming sabbathshills

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>>14904699
I don't like jumping to conclusions, but if it is that guy, and if you're right, then he can go suck a lemon. A really bitter one.

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>>14904697
Crazy and bizarre fashion will always be the realm of dumb rebellious kids. Japan just doubles down by making it both goth and loli.

What you want is period dress/costumes.

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>>14904701
Also, a list of DMM monstergirls that could stand to have more art wouldn't hurt.

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>>14904701
Or we could just be happy with any art. Overdone girls or not, more monster girl is more monster girl so it's a plus in my book.

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>>14904704
FUCKING BRING IT. I GOT ALL NIGHT YOU SHITS.

>>14904710
You're not even wrong. The problem is that the male fashion for the time includes powdered wigs, which are right behind giant bowties as some of the most retarded things people have ever worn.

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>>14904717
Powdered wigs aren't bad, unless they're like a ludicrous judge wig or a french beehive.

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>>14904715
Yeah, but when it could be a new girl like Basilisk which is a 52+, it's instead weakstuff like Kikimora 2+, Cheshire 1+, or Jabberwock 0.5+.

We need more big pluses, no more weak ones.

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>>14904704
FUCKING NORMIE
REEEEEEEE

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>>14904722
Stop triggering me.

All I want is some mature goth monsters man. Like a dark titania or something.

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>>14904702
I detest kikimoras. I really don't like them, and seeing art of them where other art could exist does disappoint me.
But I will defend the right of a person to draw or commission as much kikimora art as they like, despite how unmonstergirl-ish they are.


>>14904701 has the right idea. I adore the sea slime girls, and I'd love to see more art for them, so I think a general list for under appreciated girls like that would work.
What I don't know is how you'd implement it. How do you get monstergirl drawing artists to see it?

Either way, it's a much better idea than your "BAN DRAWING THESE GIRLS, THEY HAVE TOO MUCH ART."
You seem to believe that we're in some world where if an artist doesn't draw one monstergirl, they'll draw another without fail, like its some statistic constant. That's not how it works.

Say in universe A a guy commissions an artist to draw a jabberwock. Great, we've got a jabberwock.

And in universe B, he doesn't commission that. The artist isn't just going to magically draw a Pot Devil or something because they feel like it, in the time they'd actually have spent on their universe A jabberwock commission. That's absolutely dumb. They'll just work on whatever else they have going on, and we'll have one less piece of monstergirl art.

I don't understand how you can't seem to internalise this concept. Instead you just keep coming back and complaining.
People don't change their opinions because you shout at them. If you want to draw people to your cause, alienating them by shitting on the popular monstergirls they like is the absolute worst thing you can do. How can you not see that?

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>>14904750
>What I don't know is how you'd implement it. How do you get monstergirl drawing artists to see it?
The best one could hope for is putting it in the OP.

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>>14904756
Or pay them. Instead of, you know, trying to "forbid them" from doing certain things.

kek. How would you even do that? Throw a tantrum? Somehow get the entire thread to agree together (kek again) on boyvotting them to remove a precious 3% of their commission requests?

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>>14904756
Seems like it could be an idea, for those artists who actually frequent the thread and pay attention to the links in the OP.

I suppose a good way to do it would be to have a Pastebin which lists, say, the 50 monstergirls with the least amount of fanart, descending as their amount of fanart actually increases. How does that sound?

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>>14904765
Like I said in >>14904701, I'm not 'forbidding' any from being drawn but saying the best we could hope for is suggesting another might be drawn.
This is coming from somebody who actually commissions a certain girl fairly often. It'd be nice in its own way.

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>>14904765
The artist could have some dignity and turn them down you know. They don't have to take the commission.

>>14904773
>This is coming from somebody who actually commissions a certain girl fairly often. It'd be nice in its own way.
Waifufag why can't you commission a different girl sometime? Do us all a favor? We'd really appreciate it.

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>>14904780
>Hurr, let's not make money to pay for food because an autist on the monstergirl general is throwing a tantrum

This is hilarious.

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>>14904780
>It's shameful to accept fetish waifu art requests from Anon A, but honorable to accept fetish waifu art requests from Anon B.

Are you also saving democracy and the free world by defending your right to complain?

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>>14904780
>Could have some dignity
I don't see how that relates to simply drawing more monstergirls. It's not like they're taking a commission involving /mlp hyperanus furryscat or something.

Also, in my defense, the last thing I requested in the thread was this stuff.
http://imgur.com/a/J5lwJ

[Anonymous No.]

>>14904792
What did you request to get that picture, anyway? A mature Sahuagin breakdancer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14904800
An Apsara breakdancer.

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>>14904785
>>14904786
An artist could take pride in their work. They could stand for something greater than money. If the person oh so wishes to commission them, the artist could tell them to pick another monster girl or else.

Think, if we all stood together we could get every girl art. But we need to get serious and stopm tolerating this. Nothing will change otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14904805
I agree that some shit girls get too much attention, but you're just a whiny faggot.

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>>14904805
Now you're just sounding self-righteous and dumb.
I can go with >>14904701, but holy shit, stop.

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>>14904805

Okay, this has to be a troll. Anon, you can't go all in like that, you have to at least pretend to use flawed logic rather than completely going against the spirit of the entire thread ("let's all hold hands and cooperate, and get paid workers to volunteer for honor!"). Gotta be more subtle.

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>>14904816
Then talk about it! Be open! Let these shit girls know who they are! We need to get thread conscientious to shift so drawfags will understand!

Seriously, I want everyone right now to tell me that one girl they hate seeing every thread. You all have one. Let it out now. We need this.

>>14904821
>>14904824
>Saying anything critical is trolling
Come on. Wanting people to improve the thread isn't trolling.

[Anonymous No.]

I see some anons of questionable sexuality are displeased by the idea of a youthful succubus surrendering all of her holes to you, so there's little choice but to share some more random thoughts while we're sitting here in limbo.

Anubi probably already have nice big rears when they're young.
The rest of the canines must also be quite adequate, as they're suited for being taken from the behind and all.
Wights born from a Wight mother most likely don't take too long to get shapely in the right places, either.
Somebody really should find out in practice whether Baphomet ass is as good as the usual hole, examine throughly until she calls him "onii-sama", and do that in front of the rest of the Sabbath meeting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14904828
You had me sold at "big, plump loli anubis bottoms".

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>>14904827
>Wanting people to improve the thread isn't trolling.
>I want everyone right now to tell me that one girl they hate seeing every thread.
If you really wanted to 'improve the thread,' you would have said
>I want everyone to say what monstergirl they'd like to see more every thread.
So no, you're trolling. It's pretty obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14904805
Holy shit
This is one of the most autistic things I have read it a while
Pls be a troll

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl do you think needs more love?

I'm partial to werebats and slugs myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14904840
So you can't make an argument so you write it off as "autism". It's not autism, it's the truth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14904847
Slugs get as much love as they deserve.
None

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>>14904505

Shit taste confirmed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14904847
My waifu's already decently popular, but I don't want to make her meme class. So I think we need more of Ghost, Jiangshi, Jorou-Gumo, and Satyros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14904847
Troll girls
Kakuen
Mucus Toad
Hakutaku has rarely been mentioned since the new page came out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14904835
Be honest, you have pent up frustration and irritation inside. We all do. It's only human. It's inhumane to say we like something we don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14904848
Dude just stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>14904873
Maybe, but I'm not about to shitpost on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14904742
>No busty vampire who dresses and acts like Elvira ever.
FUCK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14904860
I always forget about jiangshi, even though I love her KC design. The arched back and creased navel fucking slay me.

Lots of potential for cute ghosts goes unused too. It's a shame.

>>14904884
I feel it too, mate.

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>>14904878
>>14904881
Whatever, I'll drop it for now. But I just want to know one thing, and answer truthfully.

Are you either a waifufag who wants to spam his meme here, or a drawfag merchant who keeps spamming us with said art because they value money over integrity?

I ask because I believe the silent majority of the thread is with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14904888
>MUH SILENT MAJORITY
Oh god, it's that fucker from /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14904888
>One of these delusional guys that convinces himself that all enemies are just one bad guy samefagging, while all who agree with him are individual people.

Oh, one of those guys. That explains it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14904891
>>14904893
I note you did not answer my question

I know all I need to, as does everyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14904888
Neither.
I'm a lamiafag who also happens to like commissioning brown girls and kunoichis and shit.
You assume far too much. Also, you sound very entitled.
Quit being that guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14904891
>>14904893
Stop replying. Thread's almost done anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14904902
Oh wow, page 10 already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14904902
Does it matter if we stop replying? Clearly the man is psychic! He can determine the thoughts of both the silent majority that agree with him, and true thoughts of those who disagree with him!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14904902
Almost™

[Anonymous No.]

>someone started bumping the threads blow this

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>>14904847
They both just need a redraw. Slug especially, she needs more humanity and a smarter (or even cosplay-er if nothing else works) monster part. Today's KC could do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14904916
High octane autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14904907
We stand no chance against such power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14904916
Yeah, it's almost funny seeing it in action.

[Anonymous No.]

So what do the drawfags think of the proposal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14904929
Proposal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14904929
The autism doesn't stop.