Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Sat Mar 5 23:50:25 2016 No.14881548 [Reply] [Original]

Your waifu isn't real edition.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 23:50:48 2016 No.14881549 Kikis are olev.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 23:51:07 2016 No.14881551 >>14881548 You don't know that for certain!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 23:51:14 2016 No.14881552 >>14881548 You forgot the wordpress

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 23:52:14 2016 No.14881556 File: 588 KB, 2953x2825, CENSOR Kej Sketch.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kejourou are love

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 23:52:15 2016 No.14881557 >>14881549 >kikis are cosplay Fixed that mistake for you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 23:52:30 2016 No.14881561 File: 129 KB, 600x369, you deserve hugs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Everyone deserves yeti hugs

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 23:52:55 2016 No.14881565 File: 384 KB, 600x900, 725f28787322736f395a2ad67d49c3ae.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Yes it's a swimsuit, I thought you liked them." >"I know we're in bed." >"You're so dense sometimes anon...."

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 23:53:05 2016 No.14881566 >>14881549 >maids are olev ftfy

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 23:53:18 2016 No.14881567 >>14881556 Kejourou are super versatile.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 23:53:27 2016 No.14881568 File: 574 KB, 665x887, 3563733.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So we all can agree that Lamias > Everything else, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 23:53:54 2016 No.14881570 >>14881565 But this isn't a waterbed!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 23:55:05 2016 No.14881574 Please bear in mind, this thread is peaceful, its inhabitants kind. http://i.imgur.com/t2xlCV3

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 23:56:10 2016 No.14881576 Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 23:56:16 2016 No.14881577 >>14881557 But anon you didn't fix the mistake. Your mother still didn't swallow you instead.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 23:56:30 2016 No.14881578 x is best girl

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 23:58:04 2016 No.14881580 >>14881578 >Liking letters >Not liking numerical masterrace waifus 1 is best.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 23:58:13 2016 No.14881581 File: 370 KB, 1195x896, 8a75b94ef81ee014bb0ce6772008ecee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14881574 >present year >not loving the one true reverse alp soulfu

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 23:58:55 2016 No.14881583 >>14881577 Normally I'd be baited into a stupid argument by your shitty attitude, but I'm still turned on by the idea of a monstergirl time traveling and erasing the worst men in history by sucking their father's dicks on their day of conception.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 23:59:10 2016 No.14881584 >>14881578 But Zero is the one with the glorious ponytail and amazing rack! All X has is a highly developed timid nature with occasional violent tendencies!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 23:59:23 2016 No.14881585 >>14881581 Fuck off faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:01:18 2016 No.14881588 >>14881577 >anon doesn't like a type of monstergirl >I WISH THAT GUY WAS NEVER BORN! I'm not even him but I still think you need to get help.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:01:26 2016 No.14881590 >>14881585 Faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:03:40 2016 No.14881597 >>14881588 >>14881583 I tried to make a joke anon. It seems it fell flatter than a Baphomet. Ha ha, where's the BBQ sauce. I'm going to atone by offering myself up to a Hellhound.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:03:46 2016 No.14881598 File: 65 KB, 690x775, ss+(2016-03-06+at+10.17.42).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Samurai Pizza Cat

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:05:18 2016 No.14881603 >>14881598 Stop pushing Bobshit here .less.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:05:56 2016 No.14881606 >>14881598 Slut

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:06:57 2016 No.14881609 >>14881598 Hey, that's a nice picture. Oh wait, it's just laska. Nevermind.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:07:08 2016 No.14881610 >>14881598 >shitcat OC Nevermind She's still around?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:09:15 2016 No.14881616 >>14881567 Yeah. Part of the reason why I like them

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:09:19 2016 No.14881617 File: 372 KB, 1000x679, 1454388497233.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AWAWA!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:09:58 2016 No.14881619 >>14881616 They'd make excellent Wights in that regard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:10:19 2016 No.14881620 >>14881606 she's not a slut she's pure

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:10:21 2016 No.14881621 >>14881598 Is he still rewriting this? Does anyone actually read it? I bet more people still read Moose's doorstop of a personal power fantasy than laska.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:11:01 2016 No.14881623 >>14881617 I want to get stalked by a muscled Wendigo with huge tits.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:12:01 2016 No.14881625 So what monstergirls would come after me if I say that my main fetishes are love and significant relationships

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:12:36 2016 No.14881628 >>14881625 Gay ones.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:12:46 2016 No.14881629 >>14881621 yes, it's much better than it was

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:12:57 2016 No.14881631 >>14881625 Unicorn, Demon, any Eros follower, etc.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:13:17 2016 No.14881634 >>14881625 Cupid, Houri, Holstaur, Weresheep, Flow Kelp, and Lilim. But seriously, all of them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:13:59 2016 No.14881638 >>14881621 Bob added actual furries to his setting now.

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:16:01 2016 No.14881641

>>14881619

Yeah that's an idea i've thought about from time to time.

>A Kejourou with red eyes and pale skin
>Their hair gains the same ability as the wights ghostly claws and thus can sap your spirit energy while also touching your soul and body.
>Additionally it gains a ghostly trail as it moves around which makes it more mesmerizing to look at
>And since their undead they want body heat more than before.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:18:19 2016 No.14881651 >>14881621 I never read it, even when it was super popular during the first few chapters.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:19:20 2016 No.14881654 >>14881628 Alps?

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:20:11 2016 No.14881657
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Hey everybody, here with a new wife picture a friend just sent me.
It was drawn by his girlfriend.
Apparently they talk about me often.
Not sure whether to be flattered or concerned.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:21:08 2016 No.14881660 File: 41 KB, 683x518, big wock tits.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >that soft belly on the full image Yeah baby.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:22:23 2016 No.14881661 >>14881641 They'd be able to attack with a barrage of ghostly fists without ever having to move.

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:23:00 2016 No.14881664

>>14881657
>Has a friend that knows he's into monster girls
>Said friend is also into monster girls
>Said friend has a girlfriend
>Girlfriend is also, at least sort of, into monster girls
>They talk about you
>They know your waifu
>They know your dedication to your waifu
I don't even know what to say. Like really do I call you a normie or a weeb?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:23:48 2016 No.14881668 >>14881661 Or she could wrap her ghostly hair around you without doing so with her real hair

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:23:48 2016 No.14881669 File: 255 KB, 608x989, 54977025_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We have you surrounded! Surrender peacefully and you'll get loving wives and lots of love!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:23:59 2016 No.14881670 >>14881657 Gazers pull off the wide-hips thing pretty well.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:24:03 2016 No.14881671 >>14881657 If they actually know you have a waifu I'd go for concerned. Who the fuck tells their friends about this kind of stuff?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:24:41 2016 No.14881673 >>14881664 >Girlfriend is also, at least sort of, into monstergirls. That guy's a lucky son of a bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:24:52 2016 No.14881674 >>14881669 Will the wives not be horse pussy? This is important!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:25:25 2016 No.14881677 >>14881669 Or what?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:25:42 2016 No.14881679 >>14881669 I'm already married, get the fuck off my lawn. >>14881671 Some friends are more accepting than others.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:26:24 2016 No.14881680 File: 173 KB, 540x764, 1456071390966-2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14881669 But I'm with my wife already! You just stormed into our house!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:27:28 2016 No.14881683 >>14881669 Please have mercy on a kinder soul like I

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:27:36 2016 No.14881684 >>14881664 All of those statements are true, yes. >>14881671 It's not exactly a big secret. Those who care to know, know.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:27:39 2016 No.14881685 >>14881680 Wow, what a fat dragon. Fat fat fatty fat fat. How does a dragon get that fat?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:29:09 2016 No.14881688 File: 97 KB, 800x557, 1456011733111.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] pizza cat

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:29:25 2016 No.14881689 >>14881669 >wives I'm not into harems, bigamy at most. Also I like big strong girls. Can you comply my demands?

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:29:27 2016 No.14881690

>>14881669
Mam I don't think you understand, I'm the only son and heir of a powerful and rich king who is not long for this world, as such I have remained celibate until I meet the right girl, my father however has decided I am taking too long and that he wishes to know his lineage will continue and has decreed the girl who takes my virginity shall be my wife.
So as you can see I'm in a bit of a situation and you will understand if I must be going now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:29:51 2016 No.14881693 >>14881669 But I already have a waifu that loves me lots, and I can do doggy style with her without touching horse pussy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:30:09 2016 No.14881694 >>14881688 Does she jump out if she gets spanked?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:32:22 2016 No.14881700 >>14881694 No, but she yelps. She's hiding somewhere in your house anon, and the best way to find her is to spank that fat cat booty until you find where she's hiding. Then you can do whatever you want to her.

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:32:53 2016 No.14881703
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Your father only had one thing to say to you, while he lay on his deathbed:

"Son, I want you to run an inn anywhere in the world, that's open to both man and monster. Serving good food, great drinks and warm beds."

You're not sure why, but hey, he's your dad and you didn't have anything else in mind. And thus began to look at setting up shop in a number of locations.

1. Human City
An Inn has recently gone up for sale in a bustling city center. The building's in good shape and should be making money in no time, with business being bustling and heavy. Most of your customers will be Human, but the odd monster might show up occasionally, though nothing very outlandish. While it might seem like a good choice, there's another Inn directly opposite of yours, run by an unscrupulous Tanuki. Perhaps it's not coincidence this Inn's previous owner had to sell it.

2. High Mountains
Somewhere, among the perilous, snow-capped mountains to the far north. Is an Inn that's for sale, and is in surprisingly good condition. Business will be slow with how isolated it is, but it's not like people can go to another Inn, yours will be the only one along the mountain pass. Your customers will consist mostly of mountainfolk, both the Human Barbarians and the creatures that call the mountains home, including Wendigos, Yetis, Yuki-Onna, Glacies and other cold-climate loving Monster Girls. With enough success and fame you may even get a visit from the mountain's local Ice Dragon family. Though they might be quite cold in temperament, they're good tippers.

3. The City of the Dead
Some people would be afraid to set up an Inn in the land of the dead, but not you. There's money to be made here that others shy away from. The bustling Necropolis is home to the Undead, particularly Monster Girls, along with the odd Human Necromancer looking to lay low. Indeed your menu will need to make a few changes to accommodate the locals, and no doubt the Vampire and Wight aristocracies will find the subject of one of the living running an Inn in their city taboo. But in time you might win over their no-longer-beating hearts, and become the subject of gossip, as well as a place where a Necromancer apprentice will thank you for serving food he can actually stomach instead of his Lich master's.

4. Coastal Town
An ideal location has sprung up in a quiet bay, where sailors and Aquatic Monster Girls are looking for a place to rest, drink and date the other. Supplies will come in with ease from the ocean, provided the cargo ships aren't raided by Shark Girl pirates, and your customers will range from an old Sea Captain who tells you stories of treasure and adventure, along with cute Mermaids coming a-shore. Business will be good, provided you can keep the Seagull Harpies in check, and that the Shark Girls don't decide to raid the town one day.

5. Mystery Location, revealed in 10 mins or so.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:33:06 2016 No.14881704 >>14881669 Before I surrender, I must know one thing! Do you have any gyaru horsepussy?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:33:44 2016 No.14881708 >>14881703 Number three brohan.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:34:22 2016 No.14881711 >>14881703 NO DAD, I HATE YOU. I guess I'll go for the mystery box.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:34:32 2016 No.14881713 Quick question. Would an Apophis that's a little lazy, dabbles in alchemy, and shoots darts into necks with a blowgun when people start acting tense around her be a good idea?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:34:47 2016 No.14881714 >>14881703 Picking mystery location in hopes that it's monstergirl thailand or san francisco and I'll be drowning in alps.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:36:02 2016 No.14881716 >>14881703 Mountains is tempting, but I couldn't take that much cold. Give me the box.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:36:15 2016 No.14881718 >>14881713 I don't see what could go wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:37:09 2016 No.14881720 >>14881713 So, what you're suggesting is a spitting cobra?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:37:10 2016 No.14881721 >>14881660 Full image of what? I like soft bellies.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:37:41 2016 No.14881723 >>14881703 Going mystery.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:37:49 2016 No.14881724 >>14881703 As much as I like the coastal town, I'll go mystery just out of sheer curiosity.

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:38:15 2016 No.14881726

>>14881703
Well I was aspiring to be a sorcerer, but honestly the adventuring life isn't for me. I think I'll go for the costal bar.
I'll have to pay some seafaring monstergirls to carve a tunnel for a seaside entrance, but it'll be worth it to maximize who can enter my bar.
As for the Harpies and Raiders, not many things want to fight a person who can cast huge gales or mighty thunderbolts at them. Raising a staff from behind the counter is a great deterrent.
Who knows. Maybe I'll meet some cute monstergirl merchant passing through or get attached to one of my regulars from the sea. This could be good for my, honestly abysmal, dating life.
Though the City of the Dead might be interesting too. I'm torn.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:38:38 2016 No.14881729 >>14881703 Mystery. The sea sounds idea, plus the Sharks would keep those annoying Jets out of town. But curiosity is getting the better of me...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:39:38 2016 No.14881733 >>14881703 Coastal seems the best with the constant arrival of captains and other types of people that'd show up for a town near the waters

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:39:38 2016 No.14881734 >>14881669 Look, I don't know why ten of you surrounded my hut out in the middle of nowhere but can you just leave me alone? I live out here for a reason.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:40:30 2016 No.14881737 >>14881721 http://i.imgur.com/vgHmlQ0.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:40:50 2016 No.14881739 >>14881714 Oh, one of those Alp Bars huh?

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:41:05 2016 No.14881741
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>>14881674
>>14881677
>>14881679
>>14881680
>>14881693
>>14881734
For resisting you are sold to Horse Pussy Brothels and "Milk" Bars.

Saving Throw: Roll to see if you escape https://www.random.org/dice/?num=1

2-6 is Game Over, 1 and you escape but are caught by an Amazonian Dire Jinko instead.

>>14881683
>>14881689
>>14881704
You three get paired up with loving waifus that are compatible with your tastes.

>>14881690
Immediately captured by the level 99 Unicorn.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:42:41 2016 No.14881747 >>14881741 Do you understand how retarded it is to kidnap and force into prostitution a Hellhound's husband? Hope you weren't planning on walking ever again.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:43:06 2016 No.14881748 File: 1.15 MB, 2600x1466, Robot Devil.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14881703 Mystery Box please.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:43:44 2016 No.14881751 >>14881741 Aw man, guess it's time to swallow my tongue.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:44:23 2016 No.14881752 >>14881741 >escape and get caught by an amazonian dire jinko I am in heaven. I'm going to massage her muscles, scratch her ears, and pat her head until she's a big ol' chuffing mess.

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:44:54 2016 No.14881754

>>14881739
Yep, and they're all going to be wearing oktoberfest beer maiden dresses and I'll be pinching their alpple bottoms and groping their chests whenever they pass me by, and if they dare spill the drinks they better find a good way to make it up to me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:45:43 2016 No.14881756 >>14881741 Jokes on you, working in a brothel for centaurs doesn't sound that bad.

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:45:53 2016 No.14881757
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>>14881703
5. The Demon Realm

Sure, why not? It can't be that bad, and Demons have a lot of money. After days of searching for an open portal, you hijack a Demon's that she used to appear before some nameless hero to give a monologue about evil and surrendering to pleasure, and leap through. Sure enough, you arrive and it's what you expected. After some hefty persuasion (Money and Semen) you hire a work force and build an Inn. Demonic Monster Girl entities will be your customers, along with the occasional Incubus, all viable customers in your eye. While business will be absolutely amazing and you'll have enough gold to retire comfortably in a year. You'll need to keep your wits about you. Demons will try to offer contracts in the guise of payment, and Hellhounds and Onis can be some of the rowdiest patrons you'll ever encounter. But when you return back to your realm, you'll be as rich as a lord.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:47:40 2016 No.14881759 >>14881737 Why is soft wock a best? I want to use her as a pillow

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:47:57 2016 No.14881763 >>14881703 As much as I want to say Undead City, I always gamble on the mystery.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:47:57 2016 No.14881764 >>14881757 I regret nothing, but why would I want to leave?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:48:28 2016 No.14881765 File: 655 KB, 800x800, 1451337962848.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FIRST COMES LOVE! THEN COMES MARRIAGE! THEN COMES A PUPPY IN A PUPPY-CARRIAGE!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:48:48 2016 No.14881767 >>14881757 Well this is going to be troublesome.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:49:41 2016 No.14881768 >>14881759 Surface area. That's also why diagonally cut sandwiches taste better.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:50:08 2016 No.14881770 File: 322 KB, 800x600, 1456955350372.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14881765 More like 20 puppies. I don't know If I'm ready for that much of a responsibility.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:51:05 2016 No.14881774 >>14881770 A non-lewd hellhound daughteru + pregnancy pic? How do I not have this saved?

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:52:05 2016 No.14881776

>>14881757
>implying I'm leaving
I'll just hop portals back occasionally to spread my wealth and influence, perhaps even persuading some of the more weakminded nobles to join the cause of the demon realm.

Also Tuesdays you can get up to 3 drinks free or an hour in a room if you blow the owner.

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:52:10 2016 No.14881778

>>14881765
I want a Hellhound to make an honest man out of me.
I want to cuddle her and our daughterus while we watch movies together.
I want to watch our daughterus grow up and find husbands of their own.
I want to accept incubization at the end of my life and then retire with her to the Demon Realm, and eventually Pandemonium.
I want to hold hands with her as we step into eternity together.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:52:17 2016 No.14881779 >>14881768 Now I want to taste a soft Jabberwock.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:52:32 2016 No.14881781 >>14881770 That Hellhounds jacket is pretty stylish.

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:53:56 2016 No.14881783

>>14881713
>shooting darts into necks
that's a great way to put a hole in an important artery or someone's windpipe, possibly get in between the vertebrae and perform an impromptu spinal tap, or just tear muscle while they try to move before realizing that there's something in their neck.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:56:03 2016 No.14881791 File: 492 KB, 500x299, 1392519821445.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14881778 >I can't be with the Hellhound of my dreams

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:56:54 2016 No.14881793
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>>14881713
That doesn't seem classy enough.

An Apophis would have something like a powerful aphrodisiac/venom on the tips of her fingernails. So when she lightly brushes a henchman for failing him for the last time, he breathes a sigh of relief, but then convulses and becomes erect from a microscopic cut her fingernails gave him.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:57:03 2016 No.14881794 >>14881638 Hahahahahah

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:57:33 2016 No.14881795 >>14881793 >Apophis >Classy ha

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:58:22 2016 No.14881798 >>14881703 Cits of the dead no questions asked nigga

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:59:16 2016 No.14881799 >>14881793 Whoops. Failing her for the last time*

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 01:00:19 2016 No.14881803 >>14881798 My nigga. I want to make a haughty Vampire countess the best Bloody Mary she ever had. With my blood added of course.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 01:00:54 2016 No.14881804 Would you let your waifu tickle you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 01:02:07 2016 No.14881807 >>14881804 Absolutely not.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 01:02:08 2016 No.14881809 >>14881804 I don't understand that fetish.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 01:03:23 2016 No.14881810 >>14881804 Never. She'd have to earn that right by besting me in a tickle battle and mounting my heaving form to claim her prize. One does not simply LET a woman tickle them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 01:04:11 2016 No.14881811 >>14881741 >Immediately captured by the level 99 Unicorn. All according to plan.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 01:05:21 2016 No.14881815 >>14881811 You bastard, you're planning to make a level 100 bicorn and make the strongest harem the world has ever known, aren't you?! If so, I must say that's genius.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 01:05:23 2016 No.14881816 >>14881804 She has to get past my impenetrable pillow defenses first. >>14881809 Nothing sexual about it man, it's just sometimes your waifu needs to cheer you up easily. It's hard to stay down when a pretty girl is making you laugh.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 01:06:14 2016 No.14881820 >>14881804 If she does she better be prepared for me to be extremely peeved with her. I'm very ticklish.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 01:06:55 2016 No.14881822 File: 999 KB, 1280x1708, 1456071390966-0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14881741 >For resisting you are sold to Horse Pussy Brothels and "Milk" Bars. Can't really do that when my waifu burns your shit to the ground.

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 01:06:58 2016 No.14881823

>>14881803
>Vampire countess storms in, looking furious.
>Entire spiel about how shameful it is all her subjects are so thoroughly enjoying a human establishment.
>Every one goes quiet as she rages, and looks to you
Impassively whip out a small pocket knife and nick a finger, bleeding into a pristine crystal glass.
>Every one watches as you masterfully prepare the best damn bloody Mary they'd ever seen.
>The vampire had forgotten her rage, staring into the glass hungrily
>Takes tentative steps forwards, and meets your eyes as you take out a small grater and a single clove or garlic
>Maintain eye contact as you shred it into the drink, then stir it.
>Pick the glass up and take a tiny sip, before putting it back down and pushing it across to her, offering her the side your lips touched.

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 01:08:12 2016 No.14881826

I need your help, anonymous. My wife has been deathly ill, fevers, loss of appetite, headaches and a relatively high temperature. She's getting ample fluids and the room AC was set to cold, great for her health. We were just planning what we should do for a start in the family, maybe one or two children with some help of her mother.

I fear that should I travel, I may lose her. Must I call for some sort of special service, some healing hermit? We haven't told her mother yet. I don't want to lose her, we have so much more to see and do together.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 01:09:09 2016 No.14881832 File: 440 KB, 1000x1000, 1436067170111.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How "fast" would a year go by for a Lich or any other long-living species?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 01:10:24 2016 No.14881833 >>14881826 No one can help you. Your waifu suffers from the deadly affliction of not exiting. >>14881832 Very fast for a single one. Time in the presence of their husbando would seem to slow even, a veritable eternity of happiness and pleasure.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 01:12:10 2016 No.14881842 >>14881804 It will lead to happy laughing sex in about three minutes, so it's a win-win.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 01:12:35 2016 No.14881844 How does your /fit/ waifu react to MCGREGOR GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 01:13:34 2016 No.14881846 File: 351 KB, 800x600, Untitled-1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14881770

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 01:13:44 2016 No.14881847 >>14881823 So tender.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 01:14:19 2016 No.14881848 >>14881793 >classy enough She's not supposed to be classy, man. None of my character ideas, such as the the witchy Lamia or Kiki Kreigers, can even be used in the same sentence as that word.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 01:14:20 2016 No.14881849 >>14881846 You monster.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 01:14:46 2016 No.14881851 File: 39 KB, 500x500, 1457142864735.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14881846

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 01:15:16 2016 No.14881852 Whatever happened to that guy who made the pixel gifs of a Kiki and Satyos? Didn't he say he was gonna make one of a Holstaur too?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 01:15:28 2016 No.14881853 >>14881846 ANIMAL CONTROL >>14881847 tender?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 01:15:48 2016 No.14881854 >>14881844 I don't watch wrassling.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 01:16:08 2016 No.14881858 >>14881846 >ANIMAL CONTROL gets its own picture Beautiful

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 01:16:51 2016 No.14881861 >>14881853 Yes, tender.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 01:18:31 2016 No.14881868 >>14881861 In what respect?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 01:19:34 2016 No.14881873 >>14881868 The lovey-dovey part.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 01:21:08 2016 No.14881875 >>14881804 I'd rather her nibble my ear but sure.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 01:21:30 2016 No.14881878 >>14881846 Anon why?

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 01:21:53 2016 No.14881879

>>14881873
Lovey dovey? I was more about him forcing the vamp to admit the validity of his establishment by creating for her a drink she could never refuse. And getting a new tsun regular. Who's only there for the drinks because who would enjoy a human's company?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 01:22:43 2016 No.14881882 >>14881846 Why is the one crying and shirtless?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 01:24:25 2016 No.14881888 File: 75 KB, 348x301, 1449757918978.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14881846

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 01:24:54 2016 No.14881890 >>14881793 >tfw No forensics scientist Apophis who seems overly cheery despite being the one who has to complete the autopsy >Who has you for a partner

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 01:25:49 2016 No.14881893 File: 629 KB, 900x1417, 1453226724383.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ENOUGH TALK POST MILFS

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 01:26:44 2016 No.14881898 >>14881823 She'll have tasted your blood, she'll keep crawling back, begging for another bloody mary.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 01:27:51 2016 No.14881903 >>14881846 UN-ACCEPTABLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 01:28:56 2016 No.14881907 >>14881893 Zug Zug!

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 01:28:59 2016 No.14881908

>>14881832
>Elf-Wight and Lich

Thaat reminds me that I need to put more thought into that little section of stories again.
I need to stop focusing on fantasy settings with hobos teaming up with more hobos for a Not-Berserk/Drakengard type story, and go back to cute girls doing cute things.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 01:29:15 2016 No.14881909 >>14881898 >Increase how much blood you put in the drink each time >After weeks of this, casually drop that you wouldn't mind having her stay after closing time, and have a bit of a drink from the source >Privilege of being the countess, of course

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 01:30:29 2016 No.14881913 >>14881908 Back in action baby.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 01:32:20 2016 No.14881915 File: 351 KB, 854x1200, Ot2YZPJ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14881893 Mofu I'd Like to Fuck? Does this count as mofu?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 01:33:58 2016 No.14881918 >>14881909 Anon, that's how you get an amorous Vampire countess riding your dick while molesting your tongue with hers. It's also how your bar ends up getting a manor built around and declared the official bar of her domain.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 01:36:25 2016 No.14881924 >>14881918 How jealously do you think she'd guard her privilege to be the only one who gets to drink your bloody marys?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 01:36:28 2016 No.14881925 >>14881915 But Anon! The Raiju is Evil!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 01:39:05 2016 No.14881931 >>14881915 No but I don't blame you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 01:39:07 2016 No.14881932 I started this as a greentext and then it got too big for me to fit in one post, and I didn't want to break it up into multiple so I pastebinned it. http://pastebin.com/rQSWZAnY A man deals with his maid's death and undeath.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 01:39:20 2016 No.14881934 >>14881925 Do you think I care?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 01:40:45 2016 No.14881935 File: 127 KB, 363x660, 49366147_p2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14881915 >Mofu I'd Like to Fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 01:40:50 2016 No.14881938 >>14881703 Human town, not too far from home, give the guests wi-fi to be sated and it's nice 'n simple, can't go wrong with that.

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 01:41:03 2016 No.14881939

>>14881924
She'd make a specific decree that she's the only one who gets to drink your bloody marys.
She'd also make sure your wedding ring is as flashy as possible without being gaudy so everyone knows you're hers.
She doesn't need to worry so much. No one else ever orders a Bloody Mary anyway.

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 01:43:52 2016 No.14881945
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>>14881913
I wish I was. My computer may be dead. So no story.
>but how are you posting
Phone.

But, at any rate, I'm not really in a writing mood due to it being spring.
It's not as cold, but holy hell are there bugs and pollen everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 01:45:10 2016 No.14881947 >>14881932 That was decent, and more Wight content is always welcome.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 01:46:06 2016 No.14881952 >>14881939 >Make her the best bloody mary you can on the night of your wedding >Add some 'cream'. >If she wasn't already addicted to your taste she will be now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 01:47:56 2016 No.14881957 >>14881952 >After drinking the bloody mary she decides she wants some "cream" straight from the tap. Just imagine that man. That'd be amazing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 01:49:43 2016 No.14881962 >>14881957 I'm imagining it. All I feel is shit that it will never happen.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 01:51:12 2016 No.14881965 File: 183 KB, 954x536, yhk2D8v.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never make your canid waifu mad because you call your newborn children puppies instead of babies

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 01:51:23 2016 No.14881966 >>14881945 Ah, bummer.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 01:57:46 2016 No.14881985 I want to kiss a baphomet's chest!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 01:58:01 2016 No.14881986 >>14881965 Oh shit, that game was a thing. For like, a day, but it was a thing even though I completely forgot about it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 01:58:26 2016 No.14881988 >>14881832 I'd say roundabouts 365 days or so.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 02:00:25 2016 No.14881991 What's your favorite food? Would your MG waifu have an easier or harder time making it due to her race?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 02:00:33 2016 No.14881993 >>14881985 But you could just be kissing a washboard.

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 02:00:35 2016 No.14881995

>>14881966
Yeah, shit sucks ass.

Now if only a drawfag with some freetime and nothing better to do could draw a disgruntled person covered in loli insect and plant girls, and with the words "It's Spring" above his head, I would certainly feel a bit better.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 02:01:16 2016 No.14881998 >>14881965 Those button noses look tacky.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 02:01:52 2016 No.14882000 >>14881993 It wouldn't be warm and fleshy, and it wouldn't moan!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 02:02:53 2016 No.14882006 >>14881995 But it's autumn.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 02:02:59 2016 No.14882008 File: 1.19 MB, 3120x2510, 1457213962295.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14881995 That depends entirely on whether or not a drawfag is lurking.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 02:03:23 2016 No.14882010 >>14881991 There's this one burrito I get from a local burrito place that's just rice and cheese in a spicy tortilla, but I'm starting to think I've become legitimately addicted to them. I'd like to hope Kiki waifu powers could replicate it perfectly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 02:03:40 2016 No.14882013 File: 112 KB, 615x638, 1444563239944.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14881991 Fried chicken chunks My waifu, while easily being able to make it would guilt me forever over it naturally.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 02:06:26 2016 No.14882025 File: 311 KB, 500x636, 1449693366189.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14881893

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 02:06:53 2016 No.14882027 File: 727 KB, 700x990, kraken2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14881991 Salt and pepper squid

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 02:07:12 2016 No.14882032 >>14882008 >That Hellhound She's fucking adorable. I just want to rub her head and kiss her on the nose.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 02:08:54 2016 No.14882039 >>14882025 FAT WRAPPED TATS!!!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 02:09:44 2016 No.14882042 >>14881991 >What's your favorite food? Honey drizzled fried chicken, crispy shit in general. >Would your MG waifu have an easier or harder time making it due to her race? I like Undead girls as a whole, so that's a difficult question to answer

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 02:09:53 2016 No.14882043 >>14882025 Eeew, is she gonna make me fuck her daughteru too?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 02:10:51 2016 No.14882050 >>14881998 You want to kissu them, why lie?

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 02:18:43 2016 No.14882060

>>14881703
Oh my, that's a toughy.

I've always fancied retiring to open a nice Inn up among the mountains...
But an Undead City...hrm...

Tempting as it is, I think I'd prefer the relative seclusion and quiet of the high mountains, as I've always dreamed of.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 02:18:45 2016 No.14882061 >>14881991 Fettuccine Alfredo with some grilled garlic and Parmesan. She can cook it pretty well. Tolerating the smell, though...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 02:21:01 2016 No.14882066 File: 996 KB, 1000x1000, d8416df28108e628ec2839c69877da16.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14881965 But they ARE puppies.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 02:21:02 2016 No.14882067 File: 653 KB, 862x1200, 1442356862552-3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 02:22:05 2016 No.14882071 File: 409 KB, 1100x1024, 1455293683309-0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14882066 first lesson about catgirls: JINKOS DO IT BETTER!!!!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 02:22:30 2016 No.14882073 >>14881965 >"Darling. I want you to our babies adorable flaming eyes and tell me they AREN'T puppies." >"WHAT ELSE COULD BE THIS ADORABLE DEAR?"

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 02:24:56 2016 No.14882080 >>14882067 Man those rabbits look weird, I just can't put my finger on why they look weird though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 02:26:05 2016 No.14882084 File: 114 KB, 850x1133, sample_5ae694e4a0ee5d894af5f93299e47b69.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14882071 Jinkos make great kittens.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 02:27:27 2016 No.14882086 >>14882080 Could it be the unusually small honkers on the one on the left?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 02:27:43 2016 No.14882087 File: 356 KB, 606x777, c02e1e08915d652f36cce7b1b39b72bf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14882084 ...no matter the age.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 02:30:01 2016 No.14882093 >>14882087 I want to lace my jinko waifu's food with catnip and then spend the day romping and playing!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 02:31:53 2016 No.14882099 File: 55 KB, 217x206, youarealreadyraped.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I hope you like ushis. Because this one isn't giving you much choice. http://i.imgur.com/iiO1Kub.png

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 02:32:59 2016 No.14882100 File: 228 KB, 400x250, SWIGITY SWOOTY COMIN FOR THAT BOOTY.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14882071 If they can't do something like this than they're failures.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 02:34:13 2016 No.14882105 >>14882099 >"Pfft, coming already nerd?" That Ushi-Oni is bullying that poor man!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 02:36:51 2016 No.14882113 >>14882100 Jinko ready to pounce!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 02:37:29 2016 No.14882115 >>14882099 aww jeez

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 02:37:33 2016 No.14882116 >>14882105 are you volunteering to stop her? Because I wouldn't want any part in that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 02:37:36 2016 No.14882117 >>14882099 That handjob looks extremely painful.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 02:38:46 2016 No.14882121 >>14882116 You crazy? She'd break my pelvis! B-But someone should stop her!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 02:41:00 2016 No.14882129 >>14882117 Yeah the Ushi oni is far from the first choice I'd pick to get a handjob from

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 02:41:47 2016 No.14882132 How would your waifu deal with the fact that her violent sexual maneuvers have killed you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 02:43:24 2016 No.14882137 File: 384 KB, 869x1199, 1456732558161.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14882132 She'd take notes, resurrect me, then do it again.

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 02:52:37 2016 No.14882162

Thought experiment: genetic disorders/diseases that are unique to monster girls.

Low-Lewd syndrome: a unique genetic disorder that pops up among monstergirls known for their lavisciousness. Monstergils with this condition have a dramatically lowered libido, and even the full moon only gets their libido to slightly higher than human levels.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 02:57:57 2016 No.14882173 >>14882162 Acute/Chronic Bestial Regression - Mosntergirls temporarily revert their personalities to those of their monster/animal counterparts. Sometimes only happens once, but can come and go throughout a Monstergirl's life if it's severe enough.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 02:58:39 2016 No.14882176 >>14882162 Genius syndrome: Makes normally simple and dimwitted monsters into extremely intelligent beings. Their increased brain activity severely drains their energy however, making them perpetually sleepy, often with dark rings under their eyes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 03:03:20 2016 No.14882188 >>14881741 >https://www.random.org/dice/?num=1 Not bad a Jinko is fine too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 03:07:34 2016 No.14882197 >>14882117 He's a big guy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 03:25:12 2016 No.14882256 >>14882176 You just want to fuck that green haired bitch from Shimoneta.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 03:27:13 2016 No.14882262 >>14882256 >bitch Now that's not nice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 03:27:45 2016 No.14882264 >>14882256 I won't deny any claims about that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 03:36:09 2016 No.14882293 >>14882256 Tired girls are the best, knigga.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 03:37:21 2016 No.14882300 I had a little thought. Wurms covering their faces in scales so it looks like a helmet. It would ramp up the fear of a large reptile being hunting you down

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 03:38:09 2016 No.14882302 >>14882162 I wish to have an Ushi childhood friend with LLS and be gently hugged by her on a regular basis.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 03:47:45 2016 No.14882337 >>14882162 Cosplay syndrome: Born without most of their extra bits. With only monster ears and tail to distinguish them from disgusting human girls they are ridiculed and shunned by proper monsters.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 03:49:17 2016 No.14882343 >>14882337 sensing a bit of a nerve hit there

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 04:05:32 2016 No.14882384 >>14882071 I dunno anon. Jinkos don't really seem like a valid option

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 04:11:06 2016 No.14882399 >>14882071 I want to fuck a Jinko like an animal to make her react, but my smooth human dick doesn't feel like anything to her! She just watches TV and lets me to go town on her because she knows it feels good to me and she wants daughterus!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 04:20:42 2016 No.14882423 >>14882399 So go to wonderland or the cat kingdom and buy a potion to make your a giant barbed feline cock. Or if you want to get kinky, pledge your soul in a shamanic ritual to an ancestor sabertooth spirit and have her possess your dick and soul.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 04:44:01 2016 No.14882465 File: 539 KB, 1500x1686, Fallen Brides Cover Full 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fallen Brides > Regular Monster Brides >>>>> Human """""""Brides""""""" At least here we clear?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 04:45:10 2016 No.14882470 >>14882465 >The lacy eyepatch I haven't seen that before, but it's wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 04:50:55 2016 No.14882480 >>14882470 It's the greatest day of her life, of course she'd dress pretty.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 04:52:51 2016 No.14882484 >>14882480 It's the greatest day of her life so far.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 05:09:48 2016 No.14882514 Is it true that all the MGs get better with age? I don't know if I should aim for the younger ones or the milfs!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 05:13:00 2016 No.14882520 >>14882465 That Fox is gonna get married.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 05:13:22 2016 No.14882521 File: 29 KB, 295x357, smirk.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14882514 Not all species age equally.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 05:19:07 2016 No.14882534 >>14882465 fallen brides = regular MG brides > every other kind of brides >>>>> human "brides" >>14882514 Some like their MGs young, others like them well-aged Give both lolis, and milfs a try, then make your decision

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 05:23:50 2016 No.14882542 >>14882465 >fallen brides >anywhere near good

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 05:26:06 2016 No.14882547 File: 175 KB, 996x1200, Two is enough for you.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Hey kid, wanna fox?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 05:26:23 2016 No.14882549 >>14882542 They're sexy and good at the heart.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 05:29:55 2016 No.14882557 >>14882542 what you say about my waifu? insult Druella once more and you shall know the sting of my cock

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 05:34:52 2016 No.14882566 >>14882547 What's the catch?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 05:36:21 2016 No.14882569 >>14882566 You.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 05:36:31 2016 No.14882572 File: 123 KB, 640x720, 1457255410190.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] cute wheel-chair moe MGs when?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 05:37:17 2016 No.14882574 >>14882569 Well, that sounds like a good bargain.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 05:37:36 2016 No.14882575 >>14882572 behead those who sexualize tougou

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 05:41:57 2016 No.14882586 >>14882572 Adorable. She's from something sad, isn't she?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 05:43:35 2016 No.14882588 >>14882586 No anon, it's a happy school/Slice of life story.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 05:47:01 2016 No.14882591 >>14882588 Does it have a name?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 05:47:53 2016 No.14882595 >>14882591 Yuuki Yuuna Wa Yuusha

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 05:48:28 2016 No.14882598 >>14882557 Anon pls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 05:51:09 2016 No.14882605 >>14882595 >Genre Magical girl Nah fuck you I got tricked by Madoka, I'm not getting tricked again.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 05:52:04 2016 No.14882608 File: 265 KB, 486x656, bd86ce7ded993d9de80bb36eca3c7d29.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14882595 Thanks anon, have a mouse. >>14882605 But then there was worry.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 05:53:21 2016 No.14882611 >>14882099 10/10 would let her mercilessly rape me. Not that saying no would change anything.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 05:55:20 2016 No.14882617 >>14882605 No, it's cool. They heal off all the disabilities inflicted on them in the last episode. In the mean time it's just um...Cripple moe. And hearing loss moe. And stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 05:56:22 2016 No.14882619 File: 397 KB, 976x1400, barrier_free_decensored_www.hentairules.net_02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14882572 Never

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 05:57:24 2016 No.14882623 >>14882605 >>14882608 Don't worry nobody dies.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 05:57:44 2016 No.14882627 get out of my board fags

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 05:58:10 2016 No.14882628 >>14882572 Cuckfish uses a wheelchair

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 05:58:52 2016 No.14882629 File: 95 KB, 800x693, cb4236156abad838cd9a4e707465d14d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14882605 Would you not protect her smile?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 06:00:53 2016 No.14882637 >>14882619 >Barrier free Best cripple doujin.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 06:02:28 2016 No.14882640 Magical girl "Pretty Cutie Doki-Doki Flame" hellhound when?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 06:04:45 2016 No.14882646 >>14882025 This I can get behind. And in front. And below. And above. ...Probably sideways as well.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 06:05:10 2016 No.14882647 File: 661 KB, 1600x1200, e0c11da00b37d78a5c4efdcc2346cc65.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14882640 >M-Me?! Become a Magical Girl? >D-Don't be silly, Anon. I'm a Hellhound, not a Witch.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 06:06:57 2016 No.14882650 >>14882465 Why are they hated in the first place? They only got rid of the troublesome "human values".

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 06:07:14 2016 No.14882653

>>14882300
I do like this idea. Like, wurms are indestructible forces of nature normally, but when they really get serious, they cover themselves with scales entirely, even the head, so they look more like some armoured, humanoid dragon.
It's like their siege mode. Or their "get husband back from the bad guys" mode.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 06:08:26 2016 No.14882656 File: 350 KB, 744x1052, 1431116853531.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14882465 Human brides a best.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 06:09:06 2016 No.14882660 >>14882619 The fuck is up with that guys mutant cock? Dropped.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 06:09:26 2016 No.14882661 >>14882647 I need to bully those freckles with my cum.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 06:10:36 2016 No.14882663 >>14882647 What if I tell her I believe in her? Will that help inspire her to be a magical girl hero?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 06:10:41 2016 No.14882664 >>14882647 You can be a witch. Just cosplay as Bay-onetta.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 06:13:04 2016 No.14882673 >>14882640 Is it just one Hellhound magical girl or a group of them? Cute Hellpups or adult Hellhounds that look ridiculous in the brightly coloured outfits?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 06:13:23 2016 No.14882676 >>14882647 Bully the nerdhound and steal her lunch money!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 06:14:20 2016 No.14882678 >>14882676 Bully the nerdhound by fapping into her boxed lunch!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 06:15:54 2016 No.14882682 >>14882678 Bully the nerdhound by fapping directly into her womb!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 06:17:33 2016 No.14882692 >>14882682 >ceasarean insemination No guro pls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 06:19:15 2016 No.14882694 >>14882692 If you're not thinking in portals, there's always good old bondage with the x-treem speculum.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 06:20:52 2016 No.14882699 >>14882660 I'm sure it's perfectly normal for the more radiated parts of japan.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 06:20:57 2016 No.14882700 >>14882682 Bully the nerdhound by kissing her on the cheek!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 06:23:36 2016 No.14882706 >>14882694 >portals I wonder how painful it would be to have a dick rubbing all over your womb...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 06:24:07 2016 No.14882710 >>14882647 I bet nerdhound is a total rager when she tries to take control of games.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 06:25:09 2016 No.14882712 >>14881703 City of the dead.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 06:29:55 2016 No.14882717 Any chance of that wockbutt drawing getting done anytime this year

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 06:32:24 2016 No.14882720 >>14882700 Bully the nerdhound by interlacing your fingers with hers, kissing her long and slow, and telling her you want to marry her!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 06:33:27 2016 No.14882722 >>14882720 Bully the nerdhound by sneaking up on her from behind, wrapping your arms around her abdomen and sniffing her hair!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 06:36:39 2016 No.14882728 >>14882706 >Monstergirls >Feeling anything but pleasure

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 06:40:19 2016 No.14882736 >>14882722 Bully the nerdhound by making it hard for her to walk because of her big baby bump!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 06:41:50 2016 No.14882740 >>14882736 Bully the nerdhound by embarrassing her with a huge and public wedding and inviting the entire school!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 06:44:08 2016 No.14882744 File: 66 KB, 649x850, Dwarf Micro-Bikini.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hooray for not drawing Dwarves as micro-sized toddlers.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 06:45:58 2016 No.14882749 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z9mxuKdpCA I'd pay to see a tall leggy harpy do this but then I'd have to pay to treat my sudden heart attack too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 06:51:49 2016 No.14882754 No new girl today it seems, the 3 week schedule has been broken. I hope KC gets raped by an angry Anubis.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 06:52:54 2016 No.14882755 Somewhere out there a scrawny hellhound is reading all this, and she isn't quite sure wherever to be afraid or aroused.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 06:54:28 2016 No.14882759 >>14882619 >You will never capture the heart of a lamia girl who uses external magicks to disguise herself as a human girl in a wheelchair >Who can't walk the way humans do without giving away that she is indeed a legless monstergirl

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 06:54:56 2016 No.14882760 >>14882754 >I hope KC gets raped by an angry Anubis. For a second I thought this was a bad thing, I hope I get raped by an angry Anubis too

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 06:58:57 2016 No.14882767 >>14882760 Well if he had an Anubis to keep him in check he might get something done. I think I need the same thing to happen to me.

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 07:03:30 2016 No.14882775
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>>14882754
>>14882760
>>14882767
Anubis a best, it's the simple truth of life.
If I had an Anubis to call me to bed to cuddle and sleep I wouldn't still be up at 5am dammit!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 07:06:10 2016 No.14882778 File: 453 KB, 900x950, 1397225719385.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14882775 You might still be awake until 5am for different reasons.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 07:06:22 2016 No.14882780 >>14882775 I go to bed at 6pm and wake up at 2am. Anubis are boring and pointless to me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 07:10:11 2016 No.14882783 >>14882778 ...and I am okay with that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 07:18:10 2016 No.14882795 File: 661 KB, 480x506, gazer_plasmasquid.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh yeah there was also this

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 07:22:14 2016 No.14882805 >>14882795 >That one eye looking at her ass like "Daaaaaammn son, you gonna tap dat fat ass?"

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 07:24:16 2016 No.14882811 >>14882066 >>14882647 It occurs to me we should have an image of a Hellhound in that cat lingerie but we don't. That makes me sad.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 07:26:29 2016 No.14882817 >>14882795 Neat, animated monster girls are always nice.

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 07:28:05 2016 No.14882819

>>14882775
>That lovely smile on the left
>That sultry "come hither" expression on the right
>That soft-beyond-words body

I want to do things to her so less and romantic that even a god of sex would blush at the thought. Maybe I should commission Mono for an anubis thing later.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 07:30:39 2016 No.14882823 http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=55657447 I never asked for this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 07:33:07 2016 No.14882829 >>14882823 This could have been avoided. You could have prevented this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 07:33:40 2016 No.14882830 >>14882823 I look at this and see only regret. Taste the bitter essence of what could have been.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 07:33:48 2016 No.14882831 >>14882823 Why are you linking to a blank image, Anon? Is this a joke? Are you having a little giggle? Or a big ol' chortle n' chuckle? Anon. Always the kidder.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 07:34:26 2016 No.14882833 >>14882823 Goddamn nips.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 07:34:43 2016 No.14882834 >>14882819 >Maybe I should commission Mono for an anubis thing later. Yes anon. Do it. Do it for all of us who love the best girl!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 07:43:17 2016 No.14882845 >>14882819 >Maybe I should commission Mono for an anubis thing later. Do it, Anubis is worth the money.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 07:48:08 2016 No.14882848 File: 1.18 MB, 1911x2890, 1413234734996.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Must defend Master.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 07:51:17 2016 No.14882851 >>14882834 >>14882845 The only trouble is thinking of a good enough idea, and actually waiting for when Mono's taking commissions.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 07:52:36 2016 No.14882853 >>14882851 >a good enough idea Officenubis with anon under her desk, performing stress-release duties.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 07:54:18 2016 No.14882859 >>14882848 >"Are you one of those bastards that took master from me?" >"I'll kill you like all the others..." Can you heal her anon? Even if she is lightly damaged goods?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 07:54:53 2016 No.14882861 >>14882859 >Can you heal her anon? No. I'm sorry Sif.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 07:55:16 2016 No.14882862 >>14882853 More of that is nice. The one with the Ushi-Oni was good.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 07:55:57 2016 No.14882865 File: 94 KB, 630x958, kqun-Etx4YE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] J U B U B

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 07:56:37 2016 No.14882868 >>14882862 >The one with the Ushi-Oni Ehh, nandatte?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 07:56:49 2016 No.14882870 >>14882851 Anubis wearing nothing but her husband's white shirt which is too big for her. Long sleeves, undone buttons and all.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 07:58:21 2016 No.14882875 >>14882865 Jubs are shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 08:00:06 2016 No.14882881 >>14882870 Unf.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 08:00:13 2016 No.14882882 >>14882865 I want to grease a dozen jubjubs and toss them into the auditorium during the graduation ceremony

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 08:01:02 2016 No.14882884 >>14882875 Hardly as much as you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 08:01:32 2016 No.14882887 >>14882868 It was posted in the last thread. It was in a tumblr link I think.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 08:02:47 2016 No.14882888 >>14882887 And it was too shit for you to save?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 08:05:17 2016 No.14882891 >>14882888 It's lewd and I'm away from my computer.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 08:06:11 2016 No.14882893 File: 380 KB, 800x717, 1449961154181.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14882875 Jubjubs are love. >>14882868 http://i.imgur.com/ubkgGFG.png http://i.imgur.com/ddGApeR.png

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 08:10:59 2016 No.14882899 >>14882893 How does that skirt work?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 08:13:46 2016 No.14882903 >>14882893 Where do I apply for this position?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 08:17:43 2016 No.14882909 >>14882903 Walk in and tie a bow using only your tongue.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 08:18:05 2016 No.14882910 >>14882903 I don't know anon it seems like this would be a poor career choice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 08:20:27 2016 No.14882915 >>14882910 Tell me about it, one minute you're licking your boss for a raise and it all seems good but eventually she tires of it and sells you to her Manticore friend who works in human resources.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 08:20:42 2016 No.14882916 >>14882909 Yosh! Better start practicing! >>14882910 Poor career choice? I'd be where the action is!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 08:21:31 2016 No.14882917 >>14882915 >eventually she tires of it Try not being shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 08:21:42 2016 No.14882918 >>14882915 >Manticore >human resources Not sure if Catbert reference.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 08:24:22 2016 No.14882921 >>14882916 But being stuck under a cramped desk all day? Not to mention there's no chance of promotion

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 08:25:15 2016 No.14882924 File: 289 KB, 1024x768, 1447982464814.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14882918 That was completely unintentional, I was just going with the most irresponsible monster girl to give that job to.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 08:26:47 2016 No.14882927 >>14882921 >no chance of promotion Who needs more responsibilities? Just take stock.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 08:28:49 2016 No.14882931 >>14882927 Don't you want to have a well-paying job you can be proud of?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 08:29:04 2016 No.14882932 I want to commit a crime and be sentenced to be a mojo cyclopses manservant for life!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 08:29:58 2016 No.14882935 >>14882932 Wouldn't you rather be executed?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 08:30:05 2016 No.14882936 >>14882921 >no chance of promotion I'm out. I'm gonna become dickthrone at the very least and I'm aiming for consort.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 08:30:32 2016 No.14882938 >>14882931 >well-paying I take stocks. I invest. In 30 years I'll be a millionaire. Who needs dignity when you've got mad dosh?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 08:33:30 2016 No.14882947 >>14882938 So you might still have the money, but your job is still "Muff Diver". Isn't that embarrassing?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 08:34:17 2016 No.14882951 >>14882947 I like getting my face dirty.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 08:34:36 2016 No.14882952 >>14882653 we need a story with this in it. alot can be done with it, from a adventure being chased by her and when she catches him she shows her face. to tunnelling underground with her

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 08:34:37 2016 No.14882953 >>14882947 >Job Not him, but anon, when you have money, any work you do isn't a job, it's a hobby.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 08:35:50 2016 No.14882957 >>14882936 >you make it to dickthrone after years of vigorous eating >think you've got a chance with her now that you finally got to put it in >she gets some other dude as trophy husband Who do you kill? Yourself, her, or him?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 08:35:52 2016 No.14882959 >>14882915 >mg working at human resources >humans as resources

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 08:36:58 2016 No.14882961 >>14882951 You're getting way too slutty. Don't you hear your co-workers talking behind your back about how much you stink of her?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 08:38:54 2016 No.14882969 >>14882961 I smell like victory. They smell like the delivery room.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 08:39:31 2016 No.14882970 >>14882961 I could only imagine anon talking to his co-workers all friendly, but all they can notice is the cartoonish clouds of muff stink hitting their faces.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 08:39:54 2016 No.14882971 >>14882952 I could put it in a short.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 08:39:58 2016 No.14882972 >>14882961 It's not slutty if he loves her. I'd love to become the muffeater of my childhood friend who I always had a secret crush on.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 08:41:36 2016 No.14882978 >>14882971 DO IT! I need something to read

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 08:41:56 2016 No.14882979 >>14882957 Go yan, kill him and break into her home and rape her. Tie her down and keep her locked away and assume her position in the workplace, coming home to a lovely, if furious and hateful lovedoll. Cut her limbs off and live happily ever after.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 08:43:44 2016 No.14882987 >>14882959 Probably a dream job for dominant types. God help the employees if a Hellhound ever gets that position.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 08:44:06 2016 No.14882990 >>14882969 I never knew victory smelt like an overworked ushi-oni's pubes. >>14882972 Nah, it's definitely one of the sluttiest things a man can do. Even if you "love" her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 08:45:05 2016 No.14882995 >>14882979 A++ plan, would acquit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 08:48:36 2016 No.14883004 File: 149 KB, 504x800, 1 Demon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 08:50:10 2016 No.14883011

>>14882995
Once the Stockholm syndrome kicks in, and we've taken each other for husband and wife, I'll get her badass cyborg limbs and she can wander around the house, cook, clean, and keep up both supplied with good anime and vidya, shitpost online about all the reasons why I'm the best possible husband and prepare a meal, herself and a bath for my return.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 08:51:34 2016 No.14883015 >>14883004 Succubutts with glasses are the best. I'd like to be friends with one until I can't take it anymore and rape her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 08:59:01 2016 No.14883032 >>14882957 >Monstergirl being dicked by anyone else than the husband

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 09:00:39 2016 No.14883038 >>14883032 Is a fresh and artistic idea ;^)

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 09:01:03 2016 No.14883040 >>14883032 Condom-wearing dickthrones don't count. It's just elaborate masturbation.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 09:02:27 2016 No.14883046 >>14882978 'kay. I'll get back to you. >>14882990 >I never knew victory smelt like an overworked ushi-oni's pubes. That, and a thousand pancakes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 09:03:39 2016 No.14883048 File: 141 KB, 500x500, 32523623.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14883040

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 09:10:07 2016 No.14883067
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Happy Mother's Day*, Monstergirl Thread.
I hope you remembered to get or do something nice for your mother today.

Also, feel free to talk about how canine monstergirls make the best monstergirl mothers.

*Mother's Day for England, anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 09:11:49 2016 No.14883073 >>14883040 What are you, a woman?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 09:12:48 2016 No.14883076 File: 149 KB, 600x592, 1414619163254.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14883067 Goddamn canids reproduce like rabbits.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 09:13:04 2016 No.14883078 File: 102 KB, 1024x1024, 1398636980174.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14883067 It's not Mother's Day here but I could celebrate lusty aunties.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 09:19:56 2016 No.14883094 File: 163 KB, 601x928, 1448530968967.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14883076 They can't help being so breedable. >>14883078 I wish I hand an aunt Balalaika. Or a strike witch.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 09:21:21 2016 No.14883098 File: 342 KB, 703x1200, 2d7672bdc2a6b3c7f55dafbdddda63e5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14883067 Wights make fantastic milfs I want to make one into a mother.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 09:22:02 2016 No.14883099 >>14883098 How could her dead, shriveled womb bring forth life?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 09:23:42 2016 No.14883104 File: 965 KB, 904x1266, 1423814563235.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14883094 Around vixen, watch your liver!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 09:25:03 2016 No.14883106 >>14883104 I would get my liver eaten out by Sigama's foxgirl.

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 09:25:26 2016 No.14883108
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>>14883099
Mamono mana.

Wight daughterus would be a handful though. Don't want to do their homework? Energy drain their dad and go play in the woods with the other undead girls while he takes a nap.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 09:27:09 2016 No.14883111 >>14883106 Me too. I wouldn't mind having her nibble on my dick, either.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 09:29:03 2016 No.14883116 >>14883108 Hakutaku-sensei will punish them though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 09:30:25 2016 No.14883124 >>14883116 >Hakutaku-Lich private tutor >Raising your super powered undead kids was never an issue because she always told you how to keep them in check and happy

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 09:32:31 2016 No.14883134 >>14883124 >dead cow private tutor I'll call her Mademoiselle Hamburg.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 09:32:44 2016 No.14883136 >>14883116 I'm not sure if I want Hakutaku-sensei alone after hours with my son. She's getting pretty CC and still isn't married!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 09:33:33 2016 No.14883138 >>14883136 She's a teacher, she's a responsible and rational person.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 09:34:49 2016 No.14883144 File: 660 KB, 1280x720, 1447556917630.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14883116 >Wight daughterus being punished by Hakutaku sensei It'd probably end up being something like this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 09:35:01 2016 No.14883145 >>14883138 >responsible So she'll make him wear a condom >rational So she'l start grooming him for marriage

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 09:35:27 2016 No.14883147 Your monster girl waifu has been offered a chance at being a Final Boss But she's nervous about the job and doesn't feel she's intimidating or powerful enough What do?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 09:36:43 2016 No.14883150 >>14883144 >spanking cats I'm sure Mademoiselle Hamburg wouldn't be so silly as to reward them by mistake.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 09:37:44 2016 No.14883153 >>14883147 Feed her after midnight.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 09:40:23 2016 No.14883163 >>14883144 I want to irrumate her while she gets spanked.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 09:40:26 2016 No.14883164 >>14883147 Well she's really not. I don't want those adventurer types roughing her up anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 09:40:30 2016 No.14883165 >>14883147 Offer to get good and become the penultimate boss. I'm sure not being alone in it all would boost her confidence.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 09:40:31 2016 No.14883166 Tell me about Armored Wurm.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 09:41:42 2016 No.14883170 >>14883166 . . .

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 09:42:17 2016 No.14883171 >>14883147 Just give her a few words of endorsement. Liches are the perfect end boss anyway, so she’ll do fine.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 09:43:39 2016 No.14883174 >>14883170 You can draw her if you want .less.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 09:45:24 2016 No.14883179 >>14883166 She heard that Paladins are cool and good and also popular with boys and decided to become one herself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 09:46:32 2016 No.14883183 File: 696 KB, 2882x2046, 1418107915049.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kiss her ears for massive eroticism!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 09:47:33 2016 No.14883188 >>14883166 Armored Wurm vs Mithril Golem - Battle of the Century! Coming Summer 2016.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 09:50:09 2016 No.14883194 >>14883147 Tell her to be herself. After all, she IS a Dragon. If she's still down, maybe a little fighting against me will do.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 09:55:21 2016 No.14883206 >>14883147 Tell her the final boss had to be intimidating and powerful otherwise the "heroes" will steal me away from her. That'll give her incentive.

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 09:57:49 2016 No.14883215

>>14883166
You know how in Vanquish, the helmet of Sam's suit basically slid into place and formed around his face?
Armoured Wurm can do that, except with scales, and over her whole body. The end result is the fusion of a dragoon-looking helmet, and an actual dragon's head, with glowing yellow pinprick eyes that appear to hold none of the warmth or humanity you'll find in a wurm's normally.
At this point, she has turned herself into a weapon to surpass an army. The natural and magical strength of her scales renders herself literally invulnerable to harm by weponry, dragonfire, and even the most fatal casting of a lich.
Summon a meteor upon the wurm, and you'll find a crater with an ash-covered wurm at the center of all that destruction.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 10:00:29 2016 No.14883218 >>14883215 I don't play shit games, so I wouldn't know.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 10:01:12 2016 No.14883219 >>14883218 /v/ please, I was using the first example which came to mind. Don't blow a gasket over it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 10:03:44 2016 No.14883230 >>14883215 Neat. If she's that tough, I think I'll do>>14883188 and have that fight happen. >>14883218 Nobody asked you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 10:05:08 2016 No.14883232 >>14883230 Well, he did ask.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 10:06:53 2016 No.14883237 >>14883232 Asked of a comparison, not opinion on the game itself. Who gives a shit if someone likes it or thinks it's shit?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 10:07:20 2016 No.14883240 >>14883232 >he did ask Yeah. In his response to me. Nobody cares what you think of the game.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 10:09:47 2016 No.14883248 >>14883237 >>14883240 Except he asked if we knew what the character was. (I don't)

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 10:10:44 2016 No.14883250 >>14883248 >literally complaining about games you've never played This is comical.

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 10:12:05 2016 No.14883252

So a dragon girl can turn into a full dragon form.
A wurm can become a fully armoured wurm.
I suppose a Ryu can change to that lovely primary colours palette when she goes hypermode.

But in what interesting, unique way can a wyvern change when she unleashes her power?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 10:12:24 2016 No.14883253 >>14883250 I was throwing a wet stick to the fence to see how you reacted.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 10:12:36 2016 No.14883255 File: 569 KB, 1000x954, 1442487102657.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We could lick it together.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 10:13:42 2016 No.14883259 >>14883252 She unlocks Cute Scarf and Useless Goggles.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 10:13:42 2016 No.14883260 >>14883253 Hey Fogman, may I grip a cig?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 10:18:43 2016 No.14883273 >>14883259 Doesn't she even get equip bonuses from them?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 10:19:53 2016 No.14883276 >>14883273 Cute Scarf adds cold resistance and sex appeal. The Useless Goggles... they do nothing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 10:26:13 2016 No.14883294 >>14883276 I'll have to keep the warm, sexy wyvern away from any vats of acid then.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 10:27:20 2016 No.14883299 >>14883294 Good work Aspirant Anon, you passed the equipment application test! We'll make a Dragoon out of you yet!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 10:27:56 2016 No.14883300 >>14883294 I want to wash a wyverns scales in the shower.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 10:29:22 2016 No.14883304 File: 117 KB, 850x1133, kkmk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember to give your Kikimoras plenty of attention

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 10:29:57 2016 No.14883306 I could continue this if anyone's interested. Just tell me what we wake up to? http://pastebin.com/Cm5hdTtZ

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 10:30:57 2016 No.14883308 >>14883304 No Kiki, no! That's too lewd for a blue board!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 10:31:14 2016 No.14883310 >>14883304 Anonymous, You gotta be careful. Post like that will scare the pope

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 10:31:23 2016 No.14883311 File: 59 KB, 640x364, COS6ZzdbU8AETWjV.png large.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14883252 If we go by D&D logic...Wyverns grow poisonous quills. Do you really want to hug that?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 10:31:45 2016 No.14883315 >>14883306 meh.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 10:31:57 2016 No.14883318 >>14883308 It's too late, she's already been cleaned from this thread.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 10:32:12 2016 No.14883320 >>14883315 O-okay. Sorry for bothering you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 10:33:22 2016 No.14883325 >>14883311 If you start at a young enough age and slowly increase the dosages in slight increments you should eventually develop immunity Just look at that guy who gets high off viper venom.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 10:34:25 2016 No.14883327 >>14883304 I want a yan kiki to hold me prisoner in my own home until my mind breaks and I marry her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 10:35:38 2016 No.14883331 >>14883320 It's fine bro.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 10:35:39 2016 No.14883333 >>14883311 Yes. If she's my wyvern waifu, I'll hug her even if she's covered in sewage and refuse. I'd probably do >>14883300's thing straight afterwards, though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 10:35:49 2016 No.14883335 >>14883327 But what about true love?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 10:36:49 2016 No.14883340 File: 99 KB, 452x452, wyvernscale.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14883325 >>14883333 They do permanent damage to your Constitution though. You sure you want to die for her?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 10:38:09 2016 No.14883344 >>14883340 Living is too much of a hassle, but hugging a wyvern sounds easy enough.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 10:38:10 2016 No.14883345 >>14883304 anon pls, you don't want to get vacation'd, do you now?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 10:38:32 2016 No.14883348 >>14883340 Dying for the waifu? Sure.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 10:39:39 2016 No.14883354 tfw no loch ness waifu

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 10:40:24 2016 No.14883359 >>14883354 >tfw no cliff racer waifu

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 10:45:04 2016 No.14883369 >>14883345 No, that involves Bolt Cutters to the Tendons.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 10:45:21 2016 No.14883370 >>14883354 your going to need about $3.50

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 10:46:46 2016 No.14883373 >>14883259 This Cute Scarf is blue and has white fur shed all over it, I don't think she unlocked this at all!

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 10:50:06 2016 No.14883376
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>Once upon a time, there was a Wurm
>the Wurm was nice and didn't bully anyone at all
>her favorite thing was to frolic in the meadows and put flowers in her hair
>the Wurm had a boyfriend who liked it when she wore flowers in her hair
>every time she did, he said nice things to her and they made love a lot
>Wurm liked making love with her boyfriend
>he was a little rough sometimes though
>and he always came outside because he thought the shouldn't have babies until they got married, and they couldn't get married until they found proper rings, and they couldn't get proper rings until he got a proper job
>he'd find a proper job real soon though
>like seriously, the economy was just real shit right now
>first thing tomorrow he'd apply for an internship though
>oh, or maybe next week, he had to update his CV
>and there were lots of chores to take care of around the house
>Wurm shrugged this off, she never had a job so he didn't know how hard it was to get one
>what was the point in working when you could hunt your food and build your own house and the Tanuki down town bought all the shiny rocks she found while digging
>Wurm's bank account actually had a sum in six digits but she didn't tell her boyfriend since he never asked
>he really wanted that job, and it's not like she wanted to get in the way of his happiness
>life was good though
>and then it happened

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 10:53:50 2016 No.14883380 >>14883376 what happen?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 10:55:36 2016 No.14883381 File: 162 KB, 673x432, 1444424255326.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14883359 >cliff racer waifu

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 11:00:50 2016 No.14883387

>>14883376
>>14883380
>it was a dark and stormy night
>Wurm was cuddling with her boyfriend
>not in his bed, but under it
>Wurm didn't mind the thunder since she was once hit by lightning and it kind of tingled but it wasn't all that bad
>he was scared of it though
>he liked to have sex when he was scared
>Wurm was happy
>then his phone rang
>Wurm was a good girl and knew you should answer the phone, so she made him answer even if he wanted to keep having sex
>it was someone calling from the unemployment office
>in the middle of the night? did people really work night shifts in places like that?
>Wurm's boyfriend went pale
>guess he was still scared of thunder
>apparently they were going to take him in as a trainee in some place called Jen's Fortress
>no idea what that was, but he would need to spend most of the week there
>five days a week, actually
>Wurm didn't like that at all, they'd need to have sex all weekend to catch up!
>he didn't like it either, he didn't know what the job even was
>no choice though, he'd have to take it
>the next day he packed up and took the bus to wherever
>he promised to call her every night, starting with when he got there
>Wurm waited all night for him to call
>he never did
>Wurm tried calling him but his phone was off
>hmph, jerk!
>or maybe he was just out of service?
>yeah, he was a good guy, he wouldn't disappear like that
>Wurm spent the week digging
>lots of shiny rocks, she made lots of money
>she thought she should buy her boyfriend something nice
>like a Silver Phantom
>dad said Silver Phantom's were neat
>an they weren't actual ghosts either so they weren't scary at all
>the week passed
>he didn't call
>he didn't come back Friday night
>he didn't come back Saturday either
>Wurm called everyone, nobody had seen him since
>she looked up Jen's Fortress online to find their number
>oh no

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 11:00:54 2016 No.14883388 >>14883380 It. Weren't you paying attention?

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 11:05:19 2016 No.14883399

>>14883381
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4rXsrZRchQ

>Go down the countryside alone.
>Within minutes your swarmed by dozens of cliff racer girls
>No matter how fast you run they can catch up.
>Even if you're wearing those boots you got from the dead trader that greatly your running speed it makes no difference.
>Eventually one of them manages to knock you down.
They descend and proceed to rape you one after another

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn_h9L4l2Rg

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 11:05:41 2016 No.14883402

>>14883387
>Jen's Fortress was a really bad place!
>it was like if the Dark Elf S&M clubs were run without safewords! Wurm still remembered the safeword she'd used with her boyfriend, "chariots, chariots"
>two words
>but not in Jen's Fortress though
>Liches filled that place with whatever and then their magic orbs recorded it all and put it up online
>not for free either, but behind a paywall
>that was just mean!
>there could be perverts all over the world watching Wurm's boyfriend get raped and whipped and stuff!
>they could even be paying for specific things to be done to him!
>Wurm found the address on their website and thought about things
>the unemployment office couldn't force someone to become a sex slave, could they?
>maybe he was working as a janitor
>he was really handy with stuff after all
>Wurm calmed down a bit
>maybe she should watch some of their vids before charging in

Does Wurm watch porn online, Y/N?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 11:07:32 2016 No.14883410 >>14883402 yes

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 11:07:41 2016 No.14883411 >>14883402 >Does Wurm watch porn online, Y/N? Knowing is half the battle.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 11:07:50 2016 No.14883412 >>14883402 Does she even have a bank account?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 11:08:34 2016 No.14883415 >>14883399 No, they'll never take me alive. NEVER, YOU HEAR ME?!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 11:08:36 2016 No.14883416 >>14883402 Yes. We must gather as much information as possible to best guide our wurm hero. >>14883412 Yes, and she's loaded.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 11:08:45 2016 No.14883419 >>14883412 Ahem.>>14883376 >Wurm's bank account actually had a sum in six digits but she didn't tell her boyfriend since he never asked

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 11:09:03 2016 No.14883421 >>14883402 I thought Jen's Fortress was an MGC run porn site with trap porn

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 11:09:56 2016 No.14883427 >>14883421 No idea what you're talking about there mate.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 11:10:07 2016 No.14883429 >>14883419 Missed it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 11:14:36 2016 No.14883446 >>14883415 It's too late anon. From all your running away of them you've gathered the attention of several dozen more. And now they're carrying you back to their home.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 11:17:33 2016 No.14883453 >>14883446 No, anon, they're not.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 11:20:04 2016 No.14883457 >>14883453 You used a intervention or recall spell? good call.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 11:22:50 2016 No.14883466 >>14883457 Please, that's plan B. Plan A involves me being really high in anger and level.

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 11:23:14 2016 No.14883468

>>14883402
>Wurm decides to keep calm and watch porn
>that's what any rational person would do under these circumstances, after all
>now let's see here
>she sets up a standard account and paid the little sum they asked for the right to watch five clips
>the first clip showed a pretty buff guy in a chainmail loincloth holding a claymore
>he charged a Salamander with chainmail bikini and a scimitar
>hey, they're actually not too bad at this!
>Salamander disarms him though
>and then she rapes him
>after she's done a bunch of Devil Bugs swarm the place
>the clip ends with one riding his dick, one sitting on his face and six girls riding his fingers, three on each hand
>and two more using his toes
>he wasn't very happy
>the second clip showed a cute little guy wearing a karate uniform
>there was a Kakuen facing off against him, dressed like a shaolin monk, one boob exposed
>her nipple was pierced, that looked painful
>they fought for a while
>poor shota never stood a chance
>he was aped bad
>after she was done a Giant Slug slowly creeped over on top of him
>he cried
>third clip showed a bishie in a dress
>no wait, a robe
>he sparkled
>there was a Succubus in the room with him, butt-naked and shaking her ass and tits at him
>the bishie sent sparkled at her
>the poor girl's tail turned into a banana
>the sparkles on his face disappeared
>he was actually an old man
>he pulled out a pointy hat, put in on his head and cackled like a maniac while dancing a little jig
>his shoes were all pointy
>Wurm never liked wizards, they smelled weird
>the Succubus snapped her fingers then
>a chain wrapped itself around the wizard, and suddenly her tail was back to normal
>turns out she was a Lilim
>she spawns two Matangos
>one sits on the wizard's face to muffle his screams
>the other mounts him
>Wurm is starting to feel sick
>the next clip shows a real big guy with a mask on
>he's walking around in the dark
>the screen is all green because it's night-vision
>there's a scuttling sound and an Oomukade shows up on the screen
>the big guy can't see her though
>he keeps turning around like crazy
>then she bites his ass
>he gets all hot and bothered
>the Oomukade rapes him
>after she's done, a bunch of Khepris come into the room and do what the Devil Bugs did at the start
>Wurm is worried
>last clip is the worst of all
>there's a guy in it tied to a chair
>an Alp sits in his lap, facing him
>the Alp rapes him
>keeps saying weird things
>Wurm can't watch till the end
>she has to go save her boyfriend right now

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 11:29:56 2016 No.14883484 >>14883466 Well I have bad news for you. You have contracted Ash-chancre

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 11:30:25 2016 No.14883487 I want to be a porn actor in MGC and be forced to star in a bunch of self insert movies for fat old monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 11:31:22 2016 No.14883490 >>14883468 >he was aped bad You cheeky fucker

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 11:33:41 2016 No.14883495 >>14883487 Don't you have any pride?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 11:34:44 2016 No.14883499 >>14883427 http://i.imgur.com/wDYe3U6.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 11:35:26 2016 No.14883503 >>14883484 Good, that's sure to come in handy as far as MGs are concerned.

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 11:36:27 2016 No.14883505

>>14883499
You know when you said "trap porn", I thought you meant, you know. The other kind. Because I was totally making a Dark Souls reference here.
>>14883468
>Wurm rushes off
>she knows which bus he took, so all she has to do is follow the route the bus took
>good thing her phone has a navigator on it
>angry Wurms can move quicker than you'd expect
>and this was a very, very angry Wurm
>also scared
>no telling what might have happened to him already
>that place was awful
>Wurm actually gets a little winded on the way there
>damn this place is high in the mountains
>Wurm finds the entrance to Jen's Fortress
>those are some huge gates
>like, could-fit-in-a-sandworm-big
>she punches them in
>there's a lobby
>it's empty
>Wurm moves around wary of traps
>wiggles on a pressure plate
>an arrow is loosened at her
>it flattens against her scales
>she walks up to the desk
>"Where's my man?" she demands from the skeleton hiding under the desk
>"I dunno, I just work here"
>Wurm explains to her who she's looking for, shows a picture of them together at the meadow
>skeleton shrugs
>can't remember every piece of meat, they all look the same to her
>Wurm is upset and she lets her know so
>skeleton apologizes sincerely and wishes to help the Wurm no longer be upset
>explains that the boss is at the top, she should know
>Wurm asks politely how to get to the top
>skeleton doesn't know, the place is a real maze and she gets all her orders via intercom
>Wurm tells her that's okay, she'll find her way up top on her own
>Wurm punches through a wall and discovers a bath house
>there's a bunch of mermaids giving blowjobs to guys submerged from the waist down, tied up to poles by their arms
>none of them look familiar though

Leave them to their fate, Y/N

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 11:36:52 2016 No.14883508 >>14883495 Hey, it pays much better than any of the other jobs and some of them involve cuddle endings. I mean, yeah you have to be able to tolerate monsters that are on the heftier side and older than you but, again, the pay makes it worth it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 11:39:24 2016 No.14883512 >>14883505 must find husband

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 11:39:30 2016 No.14883513 >>14883508 Isn't it degrading how they abuse you and say all those misandrist things?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 11:40:52 2016 No.14883519 >>14883512 But Wurm isn't married yet.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 11:41:09 2016 No.14883520 >>14883505 We'll save them and ask if the know anything about hubby.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 11:42:27 2016 No.14883522 >>14883513 It's a paycheck, and they're acting. The problem is if you get recognized at a grocery store or something.

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 11:43:24 2016 No.14883523

>>14883513
Yeah, some of them get really mean, especially the dark elf that specializes in the degradation movies, and more than a few are big, bitter babes but there are a few that are quite nice.

There's a hefty hakutaku that tends to due the student/teacher stuff that's quite nice and a surprisingly nice medusa whose sugary sweet compared to the ice queen she tends to play.

The Rapetube comments are the worst though but that comes with the job.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 11:43:58 2016 No.14883524 >>14882099 Ushi-oni look weird without their seals on. Also, what artist is this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 11:45:06 2016 No.14883526 >>14883512 >>14883520 So we're helping them on a quid pro quo basis?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 11:45:47 2016 No.14883528 >>14882744 About damn time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 11:46:10 2016 No.14883529 >>14883526 sure

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 11:46:14 2016 No.14883530 >>14883526 exactaly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 11:47:01 2016 No.14883533 >>14883529 'kay.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 11:48:58 2016 No.14883541 >>14883304 Oh please, she's clearly sleepwalking.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 11:49:47 2016 No.14883545 >>14883522 But what if they really hate men and hate you? What if you can't get dates or jobs without people knowing who you are? >>14883523 Oh sure, but your fellow actors and viewers will always see you as a piece of meat.

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 11:49:49 2016 No.14883546
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>>14883524
Done some digging, it's the same person who done the soft looking Manticore and the Hellhound with a a shirt that's too small for her.

http://buck-satan.tumblr.com/post/140552548914/and-after-some-time-i-finished-this-comission

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 11:50:02 2016 No.14883547 >>14882744 Adorable.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 11:51:16 2016 No.14883552 >>14883541 Sleepraping is a thing?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 11:51:54 2016 No.14883555 >>14883546 Whoever comissioned that is a person with bad taste.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 11:52:54 2016 No.14883560 >>14883545 I dunno, there's a chunky kobold that seems pretty nice to me and even a minotaur in the 'extra big' films that has me come over for regular movies now and then. I mean, there's a strongfat valkryie that calls me meat but that's just it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 11:52:59 2016 No.14883561 >>14883552 She dozed off while chopping up some vegetables for a pot roast.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 11:55:14 2016 No.14883568 >>14883561 So while in a sexy nightgown chopping vegetables, she fell asleep, tied up her master and unclothed him before raping him with the knife in her hand?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 11:56:45 2016 No.14883573 >>14883546 >fizz has a tumblr >that jinko with an eyepatch is his OC It's probably getting posted by one of the guys that spams his monstergirlsona here too.

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 11:58:43 2016 No.14883577

>>14883505
>finding boyfriend is Wurm's first priority
>but these poor boys don't deserve what's happening to them
>only one thing to do, really
>CANNONBALL!
>pool is now empty of water and whores
>Wurm unties the poor boys and asks them if they've seen her boyfriend
>she shows them a picture of him falling during a failed cartwheel
>he's so cute when he's clumsy
>the guys make incomprehensible noises
>they don't seem very helpful
>one of them mumbles something about tentacles
>Wurm knows that this implies there's more baddies here
>maybe if she finds them and beats them up they'll tell her where her boyfriend is
>Wurm finds the next pool area
>it's all dark in here
>the water's all black, too
>and icky
>there a bishie wearing a skimpy sailor uniform on a little boat in the middle of the pool
>she looks at the Wurm
>"help", he whispers
>Wurm nods
>Wurm punches the pool to freak out the Kraken that's obviously in it
>turns out she was wrong
>Scyllas
>a dozen of them
>they're all over the place, shooting ink at her, jumping around
>those inkjets make it really hard to see when they hit her in the face
>better shield up
>Wurm lets her scales fall over her eyes
>now she's got low visibility but the ink can't hurt her so it's on the whole better
>time to dive in after those squids!
>CANNONBALL! is not valid this time, the pool is too big and the poor bishie would fall in with them
>Wurm dives in gently
>starts swimming around with all her might
>round and round in a spiral, like in that scary manga she once read
>creates a whirlpool
>scylla are too weak to resist and get sucked up to the bottom
>the boat is sucked down too, but Wurm grabs it and jumps out of the water with all her might
>scylla and up in the eye of the hurricane and the water all falls on top of their dizzy heads
>K.O.!
>Wurm asks bishie if he's seen her boyfriend
>shows a picture of him in a white coat and a stethoscope but nothing else from back when they played doctor
>he's so sensual
>bishie hasn't seen him
>drats!
>Wurm asks if he knows how to get up
>bishie points at a door
>Wurm thanks him and rushes off
>slithers up some stairs
>the next floor has a weird bridge with no rails
>it's really narrow too
>better be careful while crossing it
>half-way across something hits her, hard
>it stings!
>turns out it was a mantis

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 12:01:35 2016 No.14883583 >>14883573 Makes sense that it's his OC. I don't mind it so much though, she's hotter than Fizzshire and I can just pretend to writing doesn't exist. At least until there's more commission quality Jinko art out there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 12:03:48 2016 No.14883593 >>14883568 Of course.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 12:05:12 2016 No.14883597 >>14883593 Eh, it seems more likely that she just raped him.

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 12:09:47 2016 No.14883612

>>14883468
>>third clip showed a bishie in a dress
>>no wait, a robe
>>he sparkled
>>there was a Succubus in the room with him, butt-naked and shaking her ass and tits at him
>>the bishie sent sparkled at her
>>the poor girl's tail turned into a banana
>>the sparkles on his face disappeared
>>he was actually an old man
>>he pulled out a pointy hat, put in on his head and cackled like a maniac while dancing a little jig
>>his shoes were all pointy
>>Wurm never liked wizards, they smelled weird
>>the Succubus snapped her fingers then
>>a chain wrapped itself around the wizard, and suddenly her tail was back to normal
>>turns out she was a Lilim
>>she spawns two Matangos
>>one sits on the wizard's face to muffle his screams
>>the other mounts him

As the person who wrote that story, I feel as if this is some sort of good-natured personal attack upon me. I approve wholeheartedly.

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 12:11:59 2016 No.14883616

>>14883577
>a second mantis attacks
>and a third
>their attacks really sting
>Wurm is bleeding now
>let scales cover up all the soft bits
>there, let's see you cut it now!
>mantises can't
>Wurm laughs her best ojou-laugh at them
>she used to put drills in her hair and dye it all golden when she dommed her boyfriend
>she hows the mantises a picture of him kissing the tip of her tail while wearing a collar
>she asks if they've seen him
>they go "..."
>Wurm hints she might become upset if she doesn't find him
>one of them says he's being used to power up the Mithril Golem
>what's that?
>it's a Golem made out of mihtril, it runs on the energy is gets from a man's libido
>turns out this guy was scouted out by a Lich's Libido Level Scouter
>he's a real animal
>Wurm blushes, he sure is
>but where is this Mithril Golem?
>at the top, the boss wants to keep it close in case she's attacked
>Wurm kindly thanks the mantises and keeps going up
>there's a chest next to the door
>huh
>for someone reason Wurm feels a sudden urge to open it
>there might be shinies in it!

Open Obvious Mimic, Y/N?
>>14883612
I just want the idea to stay in our collective consciousness.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 12:14:07 2016 No.14883620 >>14883616 Not yet, we gotta shake it around to make sure there actually are shinies in it!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 12:14:10 2016 No.14883621 >>14883616 NO!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 12:14:57 2016 No.14883625 >>14883616 We got more importent stuff to do.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 12:16:15 2016 No.14883627 >>14883616 >I just want the idea to stay in our collective consciousness. The legend never dies. Open the mimic chest, but do it with the face-scales on. It'll be hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 12:21:41 2016 No.14883651 >>14883616 N to continuation of this.

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 12:21:58 2016 No.14883654

>>14883616
>on the other hand, in a place like this, it's probably a Mimic
>Mimics are silly creatures, Wurm thinks
>she picks up the chest and rattles it around, hearing panicked protests from inside
>yup, it's a Mimic alright
>Wurm closes the door she came in through and put the Mimic against it
>now nobody can follow her!
>the Mimic peeks out from her hide-out
>she lets out a frightened yelp
>Wurm realizes she's probably pretty scary with her armor on
>good, all these bitches need to learn who's boss!
>Wurm goes on her merry way
>there's a staircase again
>and a pressure plate again
>a boulder rolls down at her
>Wurm ignores it
>yup, frail and brittle
>poor rock never stood a chance against a full-scale Wurm-front
>by which Wurm means her perky armor-tits
>up, up, up she goes
>and enters a greenhouse
>there's moans and sighs everywhere and it smells like flowers and sex
>all those poor boys stuck in here are probably getting milked for all they're worth
>she should probably help them out
>and pick some flowers to put in her hair
>or maybe just keep on going, if boyfriend is stuck inside a Golem, that means he's being raped right now!
>Wurm becomes very upset indeed when she thinks about this
1. Help the people
2. Pick flowers
3. Both of the above
4. Just go fight the boss already

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 12:23:02 2016 No.14883660 File: 233 KB, 700x538, 1428306416031.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14883651 You got a problem there buddy?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 12:25:04 2016 No.14883670 >>14883654 4

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 12:25:51 2016 No.14883674 >>14883660 I think. The quality isn't good.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 12:26:07 2016 No.14883675 >>14883654 3. A wurm helps all like a hero of justice!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 12:26:53 2016 No.14883677 >>14883674 Fine, then don't read it. Discuss something else. Looks like at least a couple people are entertained by it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 12:27:42 2016 No.14883682 >>14883674 It's not the best quality, but I'm enjoying it anyway. It's fun, at least. >>14883654 Either 2 or 3. Need to look pretty for the grand entrance and when you have hero sex with the boyfriend.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 12:28:37 2016 No.14883687 >>14883654 4 We'er helping!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 12:32:33 2016 No.14883703 >>14883304 I suppose I should give a fun fact about this picture. It was a coin toss away from having blood on the knife.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 12:34:08 2016 No.14883710 >>14883703 Well, at least that didn't happen.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 12:35:17 2016 No.14883714 >>14883703 Would've been pretty nice. Only on the knife, not on his collarbones? Sounds like she murdered some slut gunning for Mastah.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 12:35:23 2016 No.14883715 >>14883703 Eh, if she did stab someone, they probably would have deserved it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 12:36:01 2016 No.14883717 >>14883714 Only the knife.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 12:38:18 2016 No.14883724 >>14883715 Thats what they get for stealing a kiki's master

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 12:38:50 2016 No.14883725 Is there such a thing as a foxgirl that is too fluffy?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 12:39:00 2016 No.14883726 >>14883654 Wurm beat Mihril Golem, married her boyfriend and he became a househusband. They lived happily ever after. The End.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 12:40:15 2016 No.14883731 >>14883726 >househusband Ya blew it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 12:41:58 2016 No.14883735 File: 224 KB, 800x480, 50902074_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14883725 Depends. Is it bad if you ahegao from hugging her fluff?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 12:42:14 2016 No.14883737 >>14883725 No.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 12:43:20 2016 No.14883739 File: 782 KB, 1200x810, 1450972545038.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14883725 Never. >>14883735 You sunnavabitch, I was literally about to post that exact same image.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 12:44:38 2016 No.14883745 >>14883739 Fennecs are the best in various ways. I just wish she was brown.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 12:45:19 2016 No.14883748 >>14883725 If you enjoy the mofuscape, then no.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 12:45:45 2016 No.14883750 File: 947 KB, 1280x720, 1422906678976.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Which girl would like to do this with me the most?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 12:46:03 2016 No.14883751 Is Wurm a viable candidate to play Solomon Grundy?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 12:46:54 2016 No.14883756 >>14883304 >no fluff on the muff 6/10

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 12:47:05 2016 No.14883758 >>14883751 She would be, but she can't remember the limerick. Because she's stupid, you see.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 12:48:59 2016 No.14883763 File: 78 KB, 503x472, 1398021152167.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Someone wanted a story about spiders, but was too lazy to write it. I wrote a story about spiders for you. http://pastebin.com/ntSDY6Dq

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 12:49:27 2016 No.14883764 File: 1.61 MB, 1200x1400, 1433317760826.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14883725 Maybe.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 12:50:52 2016 No.14883768 >>14883763 Oh neat, that was me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 12:50:53 2016 No.14883769 >>14883745 Delicious brown makes everything better, but I'm not mad that she's not. She's a nice OC.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 12:51:25 2016 No.14883771 >>14883739 >mofusturbation LEWD LEWD That girl is lewd!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 12:52:48 2016 No.14883774 >>14883703 I just wish Mono did more yandere. Come back mono, I miss you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 12:53:21 2016 No.14883775 It just hit me that we don't have any art of a Lich getting dicked yet. Sure we've got something close to it but nothing with penetration, this needs to be fixed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 12:53:56 2016 No.14883776 What's the best mofucafe around? ..I'm asking for a friend.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 12:54:14 2016 No.14883779 >>14883763 This is really surreal.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 12:55:14 2016 No.14883780 >>14883654 4

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 12:55:34 2016 No.14883783 File: 384 KB, 506x800, 1453575897577.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14883774 I wish he did more Abigail.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 12:56:26 2016 No.14883785 >>14883780 Dude, story's over.>>14883726

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 12:57:44 2016 No.14883787 >>14883763 >62 uses of spider You do love that word, don't you? >>14883756 You know what? You're right.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 12:57:44 2016 No.14883788 >>14883779 I find it's more fun to write, if more work.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 12:58:52 2016 No.14883791 >>14883783 Who? No not OCs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 12:59:20 2016 No.14883797 >>14883785 sorry, I thought that was a joke.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 12:59:36 2016 No.14883799 >>14883703 Its better this way. >>14883783 With frilly thigh-highs and baby doll lingerie!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 12:59:53 2016 No.14883801 >>14883783 Yandere?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 13:01:01 2016 No.14883804 File: 155 KB, 803x526, 1448566224520.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14883799 >With frilly thigh-highs and baby doll lingerie! Abigail in cat lingerie! >>14883801 Don't be silly, Abigail's a sweet girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 13:01:48 2016 No.14883805 >>14883763 I see that halfway through you stopped giving a fuck about it, i like it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 13:02:25 2016 No.14883806 >>14883771 Lewd like you can't even conceive. Touch a foxgirl's tail just right and you'll make her ahegao harder than you've filled their womb to the brim.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 13:02:30 2016 No.14883807 >>14883804 Yeah all the more reason to have delicious yandere wight

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 13:03:19 2016 No.14883809 >>14883804 Abigail in her old school girl uniform that's too small for her!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 13:03:24 2016 No.14883810 >>14883783 l want to commission him for Kejourou art.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 13:03:37 2016 No.14883811 >>14883805 What do you mean by that?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 13:05:05 2016 No.14883816 >>14883807 >yandere >delicious Somebody must have kicked your ass so hard your bowels shot up past your esophagus, because you got some SHIT. TASTE.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 13:07:08 2016 No.14883818 >>14883810 Go for it, he's open again according to the wordpress.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 13:07:16 2016 No.14883819 >>14883809 Unf! Those thighs would be REALLY emphasized!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 13:07:25 2016 No.14883821 >>14883807 >yandere wight I want her to use her claws to pull my soul from my body and squeeze it between her breasts.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 13:07:38 2016 No.14883822 >>14883816 So tell us, what is it like? To be such a pleb?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 13:08:26 2016 No.14883825 >>14883818 Do not believe the wordpress's lies.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 13:09:43 2016 No.14883828 >>14883818 Really? It says on his page that commissions are closed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 13:11:24 2016 No.14883832 A group of operators being sent to a secret research facility that suddenly went dark, only to realize they're stuck with an Ushi-Oni?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 13:14:04 2016 No.14883835 File: 3 KB, 1230x25, worth a shot.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14883825 >>14883828 Might only be open to thread related stuff and closed to the general public. Hard to say for sure.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 13:14:55 2016 No.14883837 >>14883832 So Predator indoors? I can dig it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 13:15:02 2016 No.14883838 Amagami with MGs?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 13:15:12 2016 No.14883840 >>14883835 I don't think that thing has been edited in months.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 13:19:07 2016 No.14883850 >>14883837 Predator, or maybe Aliens, since she could be laying eggs after raping the men in the facility.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 13:20:03 2016 No.14883853 >>14883819 http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/944820 Took a while to find it but this is what I was thinking of for that situation. Followed immediately by wild and passionate sex of course.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 13:21:03 2016 No.14883855 >>14883835 >Mention you came form /mgg/ Doesn't he hate this place?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 13:21:15 2016 No.14883857 >>14883832 Eh, Ushi vs. Manticore was way better.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 13:22:24 2016 No.14883860 >>14883857 I think the idea of a second, smaller tailpussy coming out of the big one is just plain retarded.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 13:22:31 2016 No.14883861 >>14883855 Nah, just the shitty aspects of it. >inb4 "But isn't that just all of this place?"

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 13:22:38 2016 No.14883862 >>14883850 Would that make the facehuggers just baby Ushis?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 13:22:54 2016 No.14883863 >>14883850 >laying eggs I hope you don't mean in their chest cavities or anything like that. Are all the raped men then responsible for the babbies?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 13:23:48 2016 No.14883865 >>14883860 The sounding danger is an important part of the rape anxiety theme.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 13:23:51 2016 No.14883866 >>14883835 >prices Yeah no, nevermind.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 13:25:02 2016 No.14883867 File: 337 KB, 861x1109, 1443905046048.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14883862 Yes. They'll nuzzle you and not let go until you get stockholm syndrome.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 13:26:51 2016 No.14883872 >>14883867 Worse things have happened at sea.

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 13:27:42 2016 No.14883875

>>14883867
>Room clearing an ushi nest requires a man with low self esteem and an indifference, or preference, for lolis.
>The man is sent in first and quickly swarmed by the little spiders, a girl latching on each limb and both sides of his torso.
>Soon enough the room is declared 'clear' and the other members move in, ignoring the sight of a man on his back being nuzzled by rape spider lolis.
>Such is life in the force.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 13:28:53 2016 No.14883878 >>14883867 I want to see this but with flow kelps

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 13:29:47 2016 No.14883881 >>14883875 Only the best of the best qualify for this job, and nobody lasts in it for a long time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 13:32:05 2016 No.14883889 >>14883881 Too true. Many a good man is lost to the ushi lolis, the younglings clinging to them and nuzzling till the men are brought down by their affection.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 13:32:53 2016 No.14883890 File: 1.55 MB, 1280x947, tumblr_o3lbsv9JbO1tmjr83o1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What is the Cheshire thinking?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 13:33:07 2016 No.14883892 >>14883867 >that look It's like she's looking right at me and saying >Tonight, you

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 13:35:11 2016 No.14883898 >>14883890 >I sure am glad that the humpty egg kept me from being the worst girl in wonderland

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 13:35:19 2016 No.14883901 >>14883890 >I'mma shit in her pool!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 13:35:31 2016 No.14883904 Slime .gif http://nijie.info/view.php?id=161044

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 13:37:15 2016 No.14883907 >>14883904 Is it hosted somewhere where non-weebs can see it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 13:38:20 2016 No.14883910 >>14883890 Probably waiting for the fag with the camera to change his damn battery. Alternatively, she just stole the jabberwock's swimsuit bottom and wishes to see the expression on the dragon's face when she notices.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 13:41:30 2016 No.14883919 >>14883890 >"I've been sneaking into this bitch's yard every single day for FIVE YEARS to shit in her bushes and she still hasn't found out..."

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 13:43:05 2016 No.14883929 >>14883904 What the fuck is this shit? Just use imgur.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 13:43:33 2016 No.14883932 >>14883890 >"This dumb bitch doesn't know my sister is burgling her house" >>14883904 The one with the two slimes is perfect.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 13:44:29 2016 No.14883937 >>14883904 I suddenly have a liking for slimes now

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 13:45:02 2016 No.14883938 >>14883932 >>14883919 >>14883901 Cheshires are not nice people.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 13:45:03 2016 No.14883939 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHsPQMHkI7o Why don't we have Gremlin girls? Is it the breeding method?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 13:46:57 2016 No.14883943 >>14883938 Cheshires are jerks

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 13:46:59 2016 No.14883944 >>14883939 It's probably the breeding method.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 13:48:03 2016 No.14883946 >>14883944 What if we ignore it and getting them wet just gets them wet down there?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 13:48:45 2016 No.14883948 File: 1.27 MB, 2480x3507, 1457272583052-1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14883938 >>14883943 >anons >in charge of being nice

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 13:49:24 2016 No.14883951 >>14883943 Cheshires are a big fat mistake.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 13:51:00 2016 No.14883956 >>14883951 Nothing but trash.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 13:51:47 2016 No.14883960 File: 702 KB, 1000x1086, vymahj.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14883938 >>14883944 They're nice at heart, they just need a correctional dicking to set them on the right path. What the fuck captcha. That was a jar of jam, not coffee.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 13:52:35 2016 No.14883965 >>14883943 They're still nicer than some other girls. Looking at you, manticore.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 13:55:29 2016 No.14883977 So, I went on gelbooru just now and I found this... http://www.gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3076561 I am frightened, gentlemen. I am well and truly afraid.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 13:56:30 2016 No.14883978 >>14883977 Old news, already posted, everyone agreed she looks beautiful.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 13:57:43 2016 No.14883981 >>14883978 >everyone agreed Now hold on just a second...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 13:57:50 2016 No.14883982 >>14883948 A three headed Cheshire, yawn

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 13:58:17 2016 No.14883987
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>>14883960

I love cheshires, but if teasing and nonsensical talk aren't your thing, you're gonna have a bad time. Also they get brought up a lot so that's going to wear on some people, same as anything.

Still, best girl in my eyes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 13:59:15 2016 No.14883993 >>14883981 No, shut up, you love it though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 13:59:39 2016 No.14883996 >>14883978 No

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 14:00:12 2016 No.14883999 >>14883993 I'm pretty sure I don't. In fact, I'd take an alp over that piece of garbage.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 14:00:22 2016 No.14884000 File: 1.16 MB, 1254x1034, 1400809099057.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hmm?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 14:00:25 2016 No.14884001 >>14883987 I take teasing way too personally so I'm not sure I'd get along with one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 14:01:42 2016 No.14884003 File: 176 KB, 500x500, 1457290902447.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14883977 this is all it reminds me off

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 14:02:09 2016 No.14884004 >>14884000 Damn she looks fluffy

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 14:02:54 2016 No.14884008 >>14884000 Put your claws up, or the shota gets it!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 14:03:14 2016 No.14884011 >>14884001 Yeah, nothing wrong with that. They're just not for everyone. But goddamn do they hit me in all the right ways.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 14:03:45 2016 No.14884014 File: 131 KB, 700x680, 1449349757080.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14883987 I love teasing and light hearted pranks, Cheshires are wife material.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 14:04:31 2016 No.14884015 >>14884003 The Ultimate Lifeform.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 14:05:23 2016 No.14884018 >>14883987 I like them, but I could only ever imagine having a "rival romance" with them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 14:26:30 2016 No.14884090 >>14883987 Do Cheshires come in colors beyond violet?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 14:26:42 2016 No.14884092 Feed me stories about kunoichi! or dont, eveyone is free do do what they want

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 14:28:02 2016 No.14884100 >>14884090 >Goth Cheshire who dyes her fur and hair black and white

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 14:28:13 2016 No.14884103 >>14884090 I wouldn't mind seeing a red-and-white colour scheme on a chesire.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 14:30:24 2016 No.14884114 >>14884092 >or dont, everyone is free do do what they want Tell that to the dudes married to the amazons/burned by shirohebi fire.

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 14:30:56 2016 No.14884117

>>14884090
They do, KC's drawn one on a cover before if memory serves. On that same cover he also drew a non-chocolate jabberwock which is absolutely not akay in my book, but hey. I guess based on that we can assume all (or rather most) MG come in varying colors.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 14:34:30 2016 No.14884129 >>14884103 >murrican Cheshire I like that idea.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 14:37:09 2016 No.14884140 >>14884092 So this is your thing now? You want to become the "feed me" anon?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 14:37:10 2016 No.14884141 File: 81 KB, 550x364, 1453756377232.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14884014 I love these pictures. I'd waifu a cheshire so fast

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 14:38:06 2016 No.14884144 >>14884129 But Wonderland girls are British! British!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 14:39:08 2016 No.14884147 >>14884092 http://pastebin.com/60TjbuX8 http://pastebin.com/Kz2eFiq7

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 14:39:11 2016 No.14884148 >>14884144 With enough freedom and burgers anything can become American!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 14:39:29 2016 No.14884150 >>14884140 there have been worse constants on this thread

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 14:39:37 2016 No.14884151 File: 163 KB, 200x350, 1452751972725.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14884140 I'm going to remember him as Ryback anon and there's nothing he can do about it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tzjA26hSPc >>14884141 That makes two of us.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 14:42:36 2016 No.14884160 I want to swim with Manatee girls!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 14:43:25 2016 No.14884162 File: 256 KB, 1414x720, 55667452_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 14:45:00 2016 No.14884165
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>>14884092
>Kunoichi is hired to assassinate some random Anon
>She wants to question it but that would go against everything her village taught her
>She reluctantly begins her mission
>She quickly finds Anon and stalks him until he reaches his house
>As she infiltrate his bedroom, she spots a myriad of Kunoichi posters, figures, dakis and many more items depicting her species
>It turns out that Anon was targeted not for his evil doings, but for his love of Kunoichis
>They both live happily ever after

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 14:45:06 2016 No.14884166 >>14884160 But they're big and will just cuddle you! They're the soft, lazy mermaids!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 14:45:30 2016 No.14884167 >>14884162 >That sundress >That gap Mm I love me some sundresses

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 14:46:30 2016 No.14884170 >>14884162 Are this guys dragongirls supposed to be kancolle admirals?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 14:47:12 2016 No.14884177 >>14884166 >They're the soft, lazy mermaids! I thought that was the whale mermaids? >TYW no eight foot tall Blue Whale grill to wrap her arms around you while you drift in the cool blue depths of the ocean

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 14:47:20 2016 No.14884179 >>14884147 >http://pastebin.com/Kz2eFiq7 not him, but I haven't seen this one before, so thanks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 14:48:18 2016 No.14884183 >>14884170 If it's the artist I think it is, yes. He draws a dragon admiral who's also a lesbian.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 14:48:32 2016 No.14884185 >>14884177 The matinee girls are slightly smaller than the rest.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 14:49:11 2016 No.14884187 >>14884129 Hold your horses, cowboy man. I was thinking more about candy canes, seeing as how the parallel makes sense. Besides, I didn't say anything about blue.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 14:49:11 2016 No.14884188 Reminder that muscles girls are for homos and that you should like a nice feminine girl instead

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 14:49:48 2016 No.14884191 File: 1.53 MB, 700x1000, Holstaurus Holiday.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is there a western cowgirl of Holstaurus

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 14:50:15 2016 No.14884192 >>14884165 How would she react at seeing a version of the "DO IT FOR HER" image with Kunoichis?

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 14:50:27 2016 No.14884194

>>14884166
I don't care! Look how fun they are!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAsQSTzd1FI

Imagine swimming playfully with a whole bunch of them! Imagine spending all day happily swimming, cuddling, and playing with them in the lagoon!

Manatee Girls are cute! CUTE

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 14:51:14 2016 No.14884197 File: 553 KB, 514x905, 1408911685381.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14884191

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 14:51:25 2016 No.14884198 >>14884188 >Not wanting your big, strong dragon girl to hold you in her tight embrace What are you, gay?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 14:52:16 2016 No.14884200 >>14884187 But candy canes are nasty.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 14:52:39 2016 No.14884203 File: 97 KB, 707x810, 1451775341337.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14884188 I guess I must be a flaming faggot then.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 14:53:30 2016 No.14884208 >>14884194 You fool! The fun would never end! Then they'd try to make you a communal husband between them! Damn see cows...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 14:54:01 2016 No.14884210 >>14884147 >>14884165 Thanks >>14884151 >Ryback anon It fits me. Havent seen RAW for some time, what's that guy been doing lately?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 14:54:31 2016 No.14884214 >>14884200 Maybe, but they look nice. And they make for a nice dress when you take the colours.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 14:54:36 2016 No.14884216 File: 656 KB, 848x1200, 6d361597db4474a8d40f06d69c841.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14884188 Even if those musclegirls have huge tits and butts?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 14:55:55 2016 No.14884221 >>14884216 >That fish tattoo I want to spoil her with fish, ear scratches, and belly rubs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 14:56:25 2016 No.14884223 >>14884198 Why would any man want that! She sounds nasty!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 14:56:36 2016 No.14884225 File: 98 KB, 640x800, Muramasa cowgirl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14884197 Meant more like this, that looks more akin to like a farm girl

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 14:57:54 2016 No.14884228 >>14884223 She's not nasty! Her older neet sister, she's the nasty one!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 14:58:02 2016 No.14884230 >>14884225 We don't have art of cowgirl Holstaurs yet unfortunately.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 14:58:33 2016 No.14884233 >>14884192 Ahegao followed by rape

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 14:59:17 2016 No.14884237 >>14884216 Is it wrong that I want her to carry me over her shoulder to her wooden shack and fuck me in the cowgirl position until morning?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 14:59:41 2016 No.14884239 File: 166 KB, 800x1000, Knight carry.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14884198 >EMBRACE IT

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 15:01:14 2016 No.14884251 >>14884239 I would prefer carrying her instead.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 15:01:19 2016 No.14884252 >>14884208 >being surrounded by busty, lazy, warm qt's >being cuddled all day long How is this not the best life?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 15:01:56 2016 No.14884253 >>14884251 If prefer if we carried each other at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 15:02:56 2016 No.14884255 >>14884253 How you will achieve that?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 15:02:57 2016 No.14884256 >>14884253 *I'd

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 15:03:13 2016 No.14884258 >>14884252 They're tubby! Even if they have holst tits, the other mermaids still make fun of them for their size!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 15:03:39 2016 No.14884260 >>14884216 She sure is gorgeous, but I'm always afraid that they might break something.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 15:03:49 2016 No.14884262 >>14884255 SPACE

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 15:04:12 2016 No.14884265 >>14884255 Anything's possible when your wife is a dragon. Being in free fall might help.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 15:05:18 2016 No.14884270 >>14884239 I would like a piggyback ride. It sounds more fun than your typical princess carry.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 15:05:25 2016 No.14884271 >>14882656 Is that christina?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 15:05:29 2016 No.14884272 >>14884216 Great Big Amazon Cat Tats!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 15:05:35 2016 No.14884273 >>14884258 But they're nice, relaxed, and friendly! And they're protected by the government!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 15:08:23 2016 No.14884277 >>14884273 That just means you have to live on a government issued land and impregnate the girls constantly! I mean, they cover the expenses for raising them but you're still stuck with a bunch of tubby, pregnant mermaids for the rest of your life.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 15:09:19 2016 No.14884281 >>14884258 Their tummy's are warm and soft! WARM AND SOFT! We can just get the mermaids to go away! They live in packs! They also are cute! CUTE!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 15:09:25 2016 No.14884283 >>14884272 I think she needs to go bigger! The biggest cat tats on the island, perfect for feeding all the kitten's she's going to have.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 15:09:45 2016 No.14884285 If you could get one scene drawn form a piece of writing, what would it be? Not a drawfag, just gathering ideas to visualise.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 15:10:18 2016 No.14884289 >>14884273 I want to fall in love with an endangered MG and have to overcome her suspicion that I'm just golddigging for the benefits for breeding with her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 15:10:27 2016 No.14884290 >>14884281 Whatever man, if you want to live with a bunch of bikini clad blubber mermaids then it's your choice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 15:11:48 2016 No.14884296 >>14884285 Something from a good story. Only meme stories and greentexts get art.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 15:12:05 2016 No.14884297 >>14881581 >Gwyndolin >Reverse Alp Literally Bridget with fucked up anatomy. Sod off.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 15:12:30 2016 No.14884299 >>14884290 I do! Life on the lagoon, and spending days in the sun and in the water, with your tubby friendly manatee waifu and your cute chubby daughteru, and playing around with them all while the government gives you money for doing so. Bliss!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 15:12:43 2016 No.14884304 >>14884272 I want a buff mad hatter to take me to amazonian wonderland, where everybody will feign ignorance about their muscles and look at you confused if you point out their gains.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 15:13:21 2016 No.14884306 >>14884296 >meme stories I gotta cash in a newfag token and ask you to explain.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 15:13:28 2016 No.14884307 >>14884283 An entire island of big Amazon Cats with full frontal fat. Hunting you, to bring back to the village for ritual snu-snu.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 15:14:38 2016 No.14884311 Everyone stop. Consider this. Underwater. Lactation.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 15:15:05 2016 No.14884314 >>14884306 I'll translate. He's being a whiny bitch because something he likes didn't get art.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 15:15:37 2016 No.14884315 >>14884285 Probably the Dragon v airplane dogfight In that one paste that I cant remember who wrote it

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 15:15:38 2016 No.14884316 >>14884306 Bob's stuff and other troll stories.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 15:15:49 2016 No.14884318 >>14884311 >Wasted milk No thanks

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 15:16:13 2016 No.14884319

>>14884299
But the full moon comes and you have to satisfy everyone in the pod!
Barring your daughterus who are taken elsewhere during that time.

>>14884307
Indeed.
I want to find the one with the largest rear in the village and the biggest chest in the village and impregnate them both!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 15:16:17 2016 No.14884320 >>14884311 What's there to consider. You never see a documentary on whales? Nipples work like nipples everywhere compadre.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 15:16:53 2016 No.14884324 >>14884311 White cloudy streaks instead of Sachito styled lactation? Maaaybe.

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 15:16:55 2016 No.14884325
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>>14884285
As much as I'm loathe to admit it; Ilassa and Ilothe walking around in her desert city-state, because I'm continuously fucking blueballed from my architecture fetish by that flaming faggot ELH since there's NO FUCKING ART OF WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE AT ALL. AT LEAST MARITAN'S HOME IS BASICALLY FUCKING DALARAN.

GOD.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 15:16:57 2016 No.14884326 >>14884311 … Elaborate.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 15:17:57 2016 No.14884329 >>14884281 >They live in packs! Know what else lives in packs? Dolphin mermaids. I hope you can deal with energetic groups of bullying rapists.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 15:18:18 2016 No.14884332 >>14884311 I hear that's what Kraken do as a defensive mechanism. They squirt out a cloud of milk in order to get away from predators.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 15:19:28 2016 No.14884335 >>14884285 Anon sprinting through his Jinko waifu's mansion as she chases after him in yandere mode.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 15:21:34 2016 No.14884340 >>14884285 Something from Penywise or PRWs stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 15:22:19 2016 No.14884344 >>14884340 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 15:22:34 2016 No.14884345 >>14884285 A group of Anons fawning over a stacked Dragon mom, while her Dragon daughter pouts in the background.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 15:26:15 2016 No.14884357 >>14884319 >"But the full moon comes and you have to satisfy everyone in the pod!" I dont see any negatives, and we'd make a giant cuddle pile and it would be warm,soft and nice!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 15:27:43 2016 No.14884361 >>14884357 But they're just going to get pregnant again without burning off the weight from he last kid! Don't you see how this cycle is never going to end?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 15:34:01 2016 No.14884375 >>14884361 But it'll raise their populations!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 15:36:30 2016 No.14884382 >>14884197 I know of an even better one, but it is not mine to share.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 15:36:52 2016 No.14884384 >>14884375 That isn't the only thing that's going to be going up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 15:48:09 2016 No.14884416 >>14884340 So long as it's not from TFT and from somebody that's actually good like Thunderbrother, Peny, PRW we'll be okay.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 15:50:32 2016 No.14884425 >>14884285 the big spider from Spider and the Fly

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 15:52:12 2016 No.14884430 The world needs more titty spiders

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 15:58:25 2016 No.14884454 File: 310 KB, 1024x1563, CcsSAZQUUAAceO6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 15:58:40 2016 No.14884456 >>14884425 >>14884430 It could work

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:00:29 2016 No.14884464 >>14884454 >No fluffy tail Still would though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:06:15 2016 No.14884492 >>14884430 Would you drink spider milk? I bet it tastes like protein shakes >>14884454 Sorry miss, I only date girls with big, fluffy tails

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:08:42 2016 No.14884504 >>14884492 Of course I would. For what purpose would she have titties if I was not to use them? The real question is that, if MAMOBAMO matches her body to my taste, is she ready to have titties that match my tastes?

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:09:16 2016 No.14884507

>>14884430
Yes. More spiders in tight spiders that hug their busts. More spiders with silky lingerie that you can see their puffy nipples through. More CC spiders pressing their breasts against nervous virgins as they whisper absolutely flithy thing into their ears . More pregnant spiders with lactating breasts. More spiders giving titfucks, ufufufufing each time the man cums. More titty spiders.

>>14884492
I would. I blame penywise.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:10:17 2016 No.14884512 >>14884507 Titty spiders are the breast!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:12:17 2016 No.14884522 >>14884507 >More spiders in tight spiders that hug their busts. Made by spiders, for spiders, out of real spiders!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:12:53 2016 No.14884525 >>14884522 I meant sweaters, dangit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:14:22 2016 No.14884531 >>14884525 Titty spiders wearing a ribbed sweater made out of live actual spiders. Drawfags. Please.

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:15:55 2016 No.14884538
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>>14884507
>More CC spiders pressing their breasts against nervous virgins as they whisper absolutely flithy thing into their ears . More pregnant spiders with lactating breasts. More spiders giving titfucks, ufufufufing each time the man cums. More titty spiders.
Makes me wish the nips would draw more stuff with the MGE Arachne.
That, and lactating titty Arachnes haven't been drawn yet.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:17:02 2016 No.14884540 File: 1.62 MB, 2920x1642, 1449324344210.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14884531 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gA6r5fKSzA0

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:18:03 2016 No.14884543 >>14884540 >tumblrtale No fucking thank you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:18:38 2016 No.14884545 >>14884540 NOOOOPE

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:19:10 2016 No.14884549 >>14884492 Damn straight I would. Arachne's make the second best cows next to Holstaurs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:19:18 2016 No.14884551 >>14884540 Plague, pls, stop. My dick wasn't made for this. Plague keep going.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:20:06 2016 No.14884554 >>14884538 Tremendously tittied tarantulas are what I want and tremendously tittied tarantulas are what I need.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:22:14 2016 No.14884562 >>14884554 I'm reminded of that brief discussion regarding a super chesty Arachne that'd design clothes for big, busty monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:22:43 2016 No.14884563 Monster pussy is the best! Human girls can never compete!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:23:21 2016 No.14884566 >>14884540 I wish more people used this basic design for spider girls. It's so much better than the traditional arachne.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:23:36 2016 No.14884568 >>14884540 Muffet was the only good thing to come from that game, would give her spider babies. https://a.pomf.cat/ciclti.swf

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:24:36 2016 No.14884571 >>14884540 >Cundletale Pass

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:24:45 2016 No.14884572

>>14884562
I remember that! It was great!

A hugely busty arachne that makes custom bras for girls too big for regular undergarments due to dairy based accidents or their husband's preferences.

I can only imagine the look on her face when a big, muscled dragon with too huge titties walks in and demands a bra that'll get her 'treasure' interested in her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:25:02 2016 No.14884573 File: 400 KB, 1000x1000, 1425432995442.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14884566 Fag.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:25:30 2016 No.14884574 File: 555 KB, 867x1300, 0b33dda651918685513f057ad345437a-d32wdm0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14884563 >this heretical I'm going to have to ask you to keep your sick perversions out of my favorite paladin-girl thread.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:27:13 2016 No.14884580 >>14884540 I'd rather Undyne.

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:28:10 2016 No.14884583

>>14884572
>too big for regular undergarments due to dairy based accidents
This intrigues me.
>I can only imagine the look on her face when a big, muscled dragon with too huge titties walks in and demands a bra that'll get her 'treasure' interested in her.
And this sounds wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:29:44 2016 No.14884590 >>14884580 Yeh

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:30:16 2016 No.14884594

>>14884563
Its more than that even. Monster tits and butt and lips and thighs and hands, they're all built for sex. Even the youngest monster is always going to outperform a human girl.
Dont worry though, if they're feeling inadequate all it takes is a few prisoner fruits!

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:30:32 2016 No.14884597

>>14884573
Anything's better than taking a human torso and making it a hat for a large animal. Same reason centaurs are fundamentally bad, and nobody remembers KC's cancer.

Arachnes just don't give much room for an interesting design. I suppose there's The Stalk, but she's probably a little too spiderish for the people in this thread.

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:30:45 2016 No.14884599

>>14884583
The former can be attributed to overuse of holst based products and the latter is most likely caused by said holst based products along with the treasure liking TTs that are much larger than normal, causing the dragon to be confused as to why he would want her to have ones that block her view of things below her chest.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:32:49 2016 No.14884601 File: 147 KB, 544x1025, Big bunny breasts.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How big is too big?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:34:48 2016 No.14884608 >>14884601 Since you're asking... That one? Way too much.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:34:52 2016 No.14884609 >>14884601 When they're not proportional to the body.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:35:31 2016 No.14884611 >>14884601 I'd still tenderly love that bunny girl. Long term, though, I'd probably get her to shed some pounds. Or stones. Or both.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:37:59 2016 No.14884616 >>14884601 >other art with this chick is just /d/ shit No thanks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:38:18 2016 No.14884617 >>14884601 Once the proportions start to get silly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:38:22 2016 No.14884618 >>14884141 what is this face trying to convey?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:40:06 2016 No.14884620 >>14884618 Confusion.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:40:38 2016 No.14884622 >>14884616 Oh anon you jok- >It's true Great, now I feel dirty for having shit shit saved.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:42:09 2016 No.14884625 >>14884601 Easter approaches!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:42:11 2016 No.14884626 >>14884616 I'm not even suprised.

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:42:18 2016 No.14884627 [DELETED]

>>14884594
>Human human has to resort to prostitution
>She's at best a 4/10 and hates her new job
>As weeks pass she loses all her clients one by one
>She looks into it and learns that a Kejourou has taken over her district
>Not only is the Kejourou much more beautiful, she also loves her job and does it for basically free

There is no competition

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:42:28 2016 No.14884628 >>14884601 its generally more about proportions then size. That being said if your head only comes up to her waist you've gone too far

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:44:57 2016 No.14884637 >>14884627 Time for Demonic Energy, to turn the cow into wow!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:44:58 2016 No.14884638 >>14884566 You what?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:45:01 2016 No.14884639 >>14884618 "This kills the man."

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:45:23 2016 No.14884640

>>14884594
>Human woman has to resort to prostitution
>She's at best a 4/10 and hates her new job
>As weeks pass, she loses all her clients one by one
>She looks into it and learns that a Kejourou has taken over her district
>Not only is the Kejourou much more beautiful, she also loves her job and does it for basically free

There is no competition

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:45:53 2016 No.14884642 File: 683 KB, 1019x1208, 1454959599917.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14884625 Hopefully we get some march hare art out of it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:45:59 2016 No.14884643 >>14884618 Exhaustion. He just wants sleep without a cat ass farting lavender into his hair all night.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:47:26 2016 No.14884649 >>14884640 So what can she do right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:49:00 2016 No.14884650 >>14884649 she could find a husband in a human supremacy group, with men fucking monsters and women getting monsterized, a human woman could find a guy who treats her like a queen in exchange for sons to further the human race.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:49:01 2016 No.14884651 >>14884627 >>14884640 >humans will never experience love with their husbands the way monsters do >monsters are just trying to help when they turn humans

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:49:22 2016 No.14884652 I need something to write.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:50:17 2016 No.14884654 >>14884652 >>14884507

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:50:20 2016 No.14884655 >>14884652 Bummer, man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:50:35 2016 No.14884656 >>14884652 Yakuza monster girls

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:51:22 2016 No.14884658 >>14884652 Anon trapped in a cave with a Yeti that barely knows English after an avalanche. Someone has to write it, I raged deleted my version 1/3 in.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:51:28 2016 No.14884659 >>14884601 No such thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:51:32 2016 No.14884660 >>14884651 I bet there'd be places for human women to go when they turn into a MG so they can better get used to their new body/abilities

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:51:38 2016 No.14884661

>>14884637
I wonder, could human women use holst products without MAMANONO MANANA turning them into succubi? It seems they can cheat with small amounts (of the monster/demon realm stuff that isn't addictive) but how much could they use before sprouting spade tails?

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:53:43 2016 No.14884669

>>14884660
We talked about this as far back as the /a/ threads. One time someone came up with the idea of a clinic ran by an Apophis that interviewed women and helped them decide what kind of monster girl they'd be best suited to being before beginning the process.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:55:34 2016 No.14884676 >>14884642 >At some point someone will cosplay as a march hare

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:56:22 2016 No.14884678 >>14884660 To be honest im pretty sure it'd just be a cheap prescription of a melting vegetable and a prisoner fruit and bang. You have a monster. On the other hand trying to become a specific species would likely be more complicated.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:56:37 2016 No.14884679 >>14884676 Please no. The Minotaur and Weresheep cosplays were bad enough.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:56:43 2016 No.14884680 >>14884642 >"And for my next trick, I'm going to need a volunteer from the audience~"

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:57:29 2016 No.14884686 >>14884679 Huh didn't know anyone had tried those. Only seen Anubis.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:57:36 2016 No.14884687 >>14884599 Whoa, whoa, whoa. I happen to like both the bipedal versions and more monterous versions of spider girls. I happen to like centaurs too and their Ipotane counterparts (Ipotanes predate Satyrs, look it up.)

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:58:05 2016 No.14884691 >>14884680 >For my next trick I'm going to make this penis disappear! >True to her word, she makes the volunteers dick disappear from view by deep throating him right there on stage.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:58:59 2016 No.14884694 >>14884687 I'm sorry Anon but you are responding to the wrong guy. I was talking about an insanely busty dragon buying a bra

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:59:49 2016 No.14884696 >>14884691 >Her Wererabbit fans stare in wonder >"Woah! Where did it go?" >"How does she do that!" >"I gotta try that on my boyfriend!"

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:00:02 2016 No.14884697

>>14884680
>"TAHA, I HAyE HIS HOCK 'ISSAPEAH INHO MAH MOUF!"
Shitty magician, excellent performer.

>>14884678
>On the other hand trying to become a specific species would likely be more complicated.
I feel like it wouldn't be for most of the less powerful species. It'd be about as hard as sitting in on an orgy and bathing in passive mana from that particular species, maybe chewing on a few weak demonrealm fruits beforehand to help the process along.

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:00:33 2016 No.14884698

>>14884650
Being a human supremacist must be tough, you have to resist all the godly monster girls while sticking to your awful human wife only to have children that will most likely either get corrupted or marry a monster girl

>tfw your one and only son quits his medical studies to become some P'Orc immigrant's cum pump

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:01:38 2016 No.14884701 >>14884649 She could become a Kejourou herself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:02:05 2016 No.14884705 >>14884680 How would a monster girl magic show look like?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:02:09 2016 No.14884706 >>14884698 Hey! Those P'Orcs are doctor and scientists! One of them has even found the secret to increasing the size of male partners by 30%!

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:03:19 2016 No.14884707

>>14884698
and you'll shitpost on /pol/, making threads about gassing the tanukis and turning P'Orcs into bacon, race war now!
Although I believe that some women would get their shit together once they saw that monsters made them obsolete. They'd try so hard to keep their man pleased. Feminism would die. The traditional family would be seen as good again. It would be awesome.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:03:35 2016 No.14884708 >>14884696 She's more of a sex ed teacher than a magician but that's normal in MGC.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:04:26 2016 No.14884710 File: 270 KB, 645x901, 35151227.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I tried to mix a mermaid and a holstaur in my laboratory but strangely a normal mermaid came out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:04:47 2016 No.14884712 >>14884706 >Doctors and scientists >grabbing men's asses and bulges near the train station, saying "Oinki Oinki?"

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:06:19 2016 No.14884714 >>14884655 You seem to say bummer alot

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:06:27 2016 No.14884715 >>14884710 Hmmm, guess you didn't use enough holst. I tried to mix a hakutaku and got a muscle cow teacher out of it. >>14884712 You just don't appreciate their culture.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:06:37 2016 No.14884717 >>14884710 Put it back in and try again to see what happens.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:06:48 2016 No.14884719 >>14884694 ah shit, sorry man, I must have scrolled up a bit too much when I clicked it. >>14884687 to I meant. >>14884597

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:07:05 2016 No.14884720 >>14884712 And they have an excellent understanding of the male upper legs and genetalia because of it! Honestly, how can you be so racially insensitive?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:07:46 2016 No.14884722 Which monstergirl gives the best back scratches?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:08:16 2016 No.14884725 >>14884710 Well, she almost perfect, so why not let her be?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:08:41 2016 No.14884727 File: 165 KB, 700x585, Solid Jinko.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14884715 a culture of rape and enslavement >>14884720 They know nothing that isn't common knowledge in the local red light district >>14884722 Jinkos, obviously

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:08:45 2016 No.14884728 >>14884722 the that loves you

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:10:04 2016 No.14884732 File: 31 KB, 143x325, 1403113530464.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14884722

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:10:54 2016 No.14884733 >>14884727 Don't forget the drugs! Some of those P'Orcs love their slaves to be packing some extra large packages!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:10:57 2016 No.14884734 >>14884732 that looks painful but that's still damn good

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:13:05 2016 No.14884740

>>14884706
All those fake ads on porn sites saying that they found the secret to increase penis size would actually be true in MGC

Clicking on one would show you a video about the benefits of mamono mana before redirecting you to a monster girl dating website

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:13:41 2016 No.14884742 >>14884732 Those are love marks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:13:48 2016 No.14884743 >http://i.imgur.com/PqgEPNi.jpg A thousand thank yous to our good friend Loen!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:14:24 2016 No.14884747 >>14884654 Literally no idea how to write Arachnes well without them sounding like sluts.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:16:00 2016 No.14884750 >>14884740 Yeah, although the I do imagine there'd be a warning for folks who don't know when to stop. There'd be a link to a dating sight for monster girls with a size fetish.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:16:31 2016 No.14884752 >>14884743 I want to fuck that fat ass while she still sits in that position.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:17:52 2016 No.14884756 File: 84 KB, 299x148, 1457302672886.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14884743 Nice! I'm still waiting to hear back from the other artists I commissioned.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:18:50 2016 No.14884761 >>14884743 >Those tentacles Those aren't what suction cups look like

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:19:08 2016 No.14884762 >>14884743 Oh my, I thought he was dead with the lack of updates on his page but this is wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:19:14 2016 No.14884763 File: 371 KB, 469x518, 1456973791173.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14884743 Neat. >Loen is one step closer to the lich commission Oh baby.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:19:42 2016 No.14884765 >>14884601 I like them Kloah tier

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:20:18 2016 No.14884766 >>14884743 Soon™

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:20:39 2016 No.14884768 >>14883825 >>14883835 >>14883840 It's a bit late to reply, but the spreadsheet is up to date as of... 2 minutes ago.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:20:40 2016 No.14884769 File: 121 KB, 550x533, 1455844134122.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14884763 One step closer to spending money I shouldn't be spending on undead perfection.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:20:51 2016 No.14884772 >>14884733 Nothing you can't get at the corner store these days. I'd rather go to the pharmacist to get dick drugs and lewd stares from the Kobold working behind the counter than from some sweaty, oinking hambeast that chains me to the radiator.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:21:10 2016 No.14884773 >>14884763 What is the Lich commision supposed to look like?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:21:20 2016 No.14884775 >>14884766 Shit, ment for >>14884763

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:21:36 2016 No.14884776
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>>14884722
>best back scratches
Look at those thick, toned arms and those powerful huntress hands whose soft fingers end in delicate points. She also gives the best love bites

>>14884743
Sea sisters!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:22:00 2016 No.14884778 >>14884773 I have no idea, but I anticipate it. That's how much I like liches.

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:22:53 2016 No.14884780

>>14884772
I was more talking about their culture.
Regular MGC citizens will let you buy drugs to get their eyes while P'Orcs will just chain you up and give them to you by the shovelful.

All those poor shota's who've been kidnapped and forced into the life as a slave to a P'Orc mistress...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:24:26 2016 No.14884782 >>14884743 That butt is out of control >>14884750 How would you convince your waifu to stop making your dick bigger?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:25:04 2016 No.14884787 File: 494 KB, 1800x2250, Kejourou leon commission censored.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14884769 Yet it feels good getting more art. I'm a little tempted to go out and get some more.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:25:30 2016 No.14884788 >>14884782 >implying I'd convince her to stop Maybe when it's too big to dual wield, but otherwise, let's see how far we can push the line.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:25:34 2016 No.14884789 >>14884782 once it doesn't fit in her anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:26:33 2016 No.14884793 >>14884780 >shota with a dick hanging down to his knees the horror. I can just imagine a team of cops kicking down doors and busting up a shota grooming/enslavement ring, and meanwhile people on twitter have NotallP'Orc hashtags trending.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:26:42 2016 No.14884794 >>14884776 I had a horrible thought guys. What if KC made a sharkgirl and she didn't have sharkteeth? >>14884787 Sweet Jesus.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:27:24 2016 No.14884797 >>14884776 >Still no Sharkgirl Think of all the variants Tiger Shark, Bull Shark, Whale Shark, Basking Shark, Reef Shark, Lemon Shark, Nurse Shark, Black Tip Shark, Goblin Shark, Fuck you I'm a Shark Shark, Great White Shark

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:27:46 2016 No.14884799 >>14884793 Indeed, those poor p'orcs get a bad rap just because a few of them don't follow the rules

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:27:53 2016 No.14884801 >>14884794 >spoiler no just no

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:27:55 2016 No.14884802 >>14884787 >not using her hair-hand to spank her own ass

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:28:07 2016 No.14884804 >>14884794 >spoiler H-He couldn't do that, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:28:51 2016 No.14884808 >>14884776 Oh god, she's gorgeous. She would indeed have the best love bites, and I have a thing for strong, yet gentle women. >>14884794 Please don't joke about that, anon. That is truly a horrible thought.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:29:16 2016 No.14884810 >>14884773 That would be telling. It's not really all that lewd, I am however tempted to commission a Lich lewd. >>14884787 Balancing happiness and a healthy wallet is hard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:29:36 2016 No.14884812 >>14884799 They need to be deported or deporked

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:31:30 2016 No.14884820 >>14884812 >deported But don't you care that their homeland is filled with endless battles for husbands!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:32:15 2016 No.14884822 >>14884797 >Wanting a shark girl I want this meme to die

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:32:57 2016 No.14884825 >>14884788 >>14884788 >waifu feeds you potions and tonics while riding you so she can feel it. Stretching is going to ensue, along with some cumflation if she got 'full package' ones that boost semen production. What is she?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:33:33 2016 No.14884828 >>14884768 What's up with Nenna's tumblr? It looks empty. Are you sure they still take commissions? Monorus isn't open for commissions and neither is Luth. Those are the only changes I can think of to make.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:34:04 2016 No.14884829 >>14884740 >implying all the 'get girls to fuck you with this one weird trick' ads wouldnt be replaced with human male ones

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:37:23 2016 No.14884836 >>14884829 >Get puffier vulva and bigger breasts using all natural remedies! >Want to get wider hips without kids? Give this a try! >Hathor isn't the only one who will give you a bigger rear, just click here to find out more!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:40:07 2016 No.14884840 >>14884802 Damn. I should've thought of that. >>14884810 >Balancing happiness and a healthy wallet is hard. True. I do have a fair amount of disposable income at least.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:42:30 2016 No.14884845 >>14884836 >girl learns this one weird trick to get her husband cumming twice as much as normal! Click here to find out >get your husband fucking like an incubus even if he doesn't want to be one!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:45:10 2016 No.14884849 File: 1.39 MB, 1280x1740, 1457059022962.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Around Dark Elves, watch yourselves

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:45:24 2016 No.14884853

>>14884845
>"Want more kids but don't want a prescription? Find out what freaky fruit will have you popping out kids like a large mouse!"
>Image of an overly muscled man with a shota face and genitals that are grossly oversized. "Has the sabbath gone to far? Yes or no?"

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:45:48 2016 No.14884854 >>14884829 >Follow these 5 easy steps to get every shota to fall in love with you

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:46:36 2016 No.14884856 >>14884719 Fair enough. I just don't like it, because it basically boils down to "How do I make this mosntergirl? Oh, I know, I'll get an animal, and put a girl on top." Then extraneous features are added, and that's about it.

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:50:30 2016 No.14884866
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>>14884825
A nubnub. I get to see her tummy marks fill up like a fuel gauge in real time as she takes the increasing length and volume of semen.
Doing it in space probably wouldn't be the cleanest thing. But she might enjoy floating inside what's basically a massive snow-globe full of warm, delicious cum.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:52:20 2016 No.14884876 >>14884866 Yeah, well, just hope she's prepared to help you out when the two of you get back to earth.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:54:39 2016 No.14884883 What MG gives the best fearboners?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:55:23 2016 No.14884888 >>14884883 Spider MGs are probably high up on that list.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:55:45 2016 No.14884889 >>14884883 Bloodknight vampires.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:56:05 2016 No.14884892 File: 560 KB, 1200x1749, 1457304965550.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14884883

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:56:05 2016 No.14884893 File: 90 KB, 600x600, 1457002442764.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wouldn't all human women end turning yandere?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:56:41 2016 No.14884895 >>14884883 Kumiho.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:57:25 2016 No.14884896 >>14884888 high up on my list.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:58:03 2016 No.14884897 >>14884893 >tfw no yandere paladin onee-san to protect you from those montorous WHORES

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:58:14 2016 No.14884898 File: 1014 KB, 1280x1354, 1457305094773.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14884794 >>14884801 >>14884804 >>14884808 Calm down lads!... or not, given what's before you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:58:18 2016 No.14884899 >>14884883 just about any of them if your only exposure to monsters is the orders lies

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:58:52 2016 No.14884900 >>14884893 probably.

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:59:17 2016 No.14884902
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>>14884883
Arachne, Jurougumo, Girtablilu, Oomukade, Kejourou, Wight, Lich, Ghoul, Zombie, Jiang-Shi, Dullahan, Will-o'-The-Wisp, Hellhound/Barghest, Manticore, Grizzly, Yuki-Onna, Lava Golem, Dark Slime. LITERALLY ANY DRAGON EVER. Apophis, Pharaoh/Mummy, Sahaugin, Vampire

Those are just the ones that I can think of off the top of my head.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:00:10 2016 No.14884905 >>14884893 >http://i.imgur.com/PqgEPNi.jpg Does he have a black eye or is he bleeding from his eye? Also no they'd just do the whole yandere thing without the dere part.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:00:47 2016 No.14884907 >>14884893 Or end up feeling entitled to men due to having boymakers.

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:01:34 2016 No.14884908

>>14884876
Going back to Earth?
Nah. We'll spend the rest of our living floating and fucking through the galaxy. Maybe we'll settle down on a small Earth-like planet or moon once in a while to get some ground beneath our feet, every once in a while. Otherwise, we'll be laughing at all the gravity-bound souls we left behind.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:02:11 2016 No.14884910 >>14884905 >Also no they'd just do the whole yandere thing without the dere part We're talking about 2D here.

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:02:36 2016 No.14884912

>>14884893
I feel like long term that'd be a horrible strategy. I mean, unless we're talking modern day everyone would have a sword, bow or spear accessible and murdering the yandere to escape the yandere or just dropping everything and getting the fuck out of town would be way easier so there's no real way to hold a man physically stronger than you with threats or otherwise. You could go with the drugs approach, but with monsters already doing things like that I imagine people would have no problem jailing you/retaliating in less civil ways were you found out.

Better to be a housewife and tout the superiority of a boymaker.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:03:35 2016 No.14884917 >>14884908 Well, if she keeps going on with that little fetish of hers then you'll be staying in space for another reason. She may also start having to take a few stretching potions to hold it all and make clean up easier.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:03:36 2016 No.14884918 >>14884883 In real life probably the insect types. 2d is one thing but human sized bugs would be terrifying in person, hot girl attached or no

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:10:48 2016 No.14884943

>>14884917
One of the great things about zero gravity is that no matter how big her breasts get, or how much she's cumflated, moving around will never be an issue for her.
That, and everything's just so much more shapely and jiggly without any actual weight to it.

Fuck, I've really got to write that "pygmy anubis in space" thing at some point.

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:10:53 2016 No.14884945
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>>14884902

I have found a few Kejourou images that do make them out to be spooky and are more based on their real mythology than the MGE version. There's this and http://i.imgur.com/C4qkxIO.jpg

I've found various other images too although they vary in quality.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:12:18 2016 No.14884951 >>14884918 Really? A Mantis would be more terrifying than, say an Ushi Oni or an Arachnid?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:12:35 2016 No.14884952 >>14884943 Bummer, man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:13:52 2016 No.14884956 >>14884952 Is this the fresh new meme in /mgt/?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:13:57 2016 No.14884958 >>14884943 She's just going to keep going and going then. A cumflated Anubis who fills herself up to strange new frontiers every day.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:14:34 2016 No.14884962 >>14884952 >someone posts something about writefagging >you post that every time Not him, but I'm curious on why you do this all the same.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:14:45 2016 No.14884963 How would a Monstergirl or Paladin react if she found a human who was tortured by a extremist faction of The Order chained up in a dungeon and missing an arm and a leg?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:15:25 2016 No.14884966 >>14884945 >http://i.imgur.com/C4qkxIO.jpg Spooky. If you'd add a mask to her face you'd have something not too dissimilar to the Twin monster from Silent Hill 4.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:16:15 2016 No.14884970 >>14884963 She'd ask him what he bought from a jewnuki.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:16:17 2016 No.14884972 >>14884962 >someone blogs about writefagging ftfy

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:16:19 2016 No.14884973 >>14884963 She'd laugh at his tiny penis.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:16:27 2016 No.14884975 >>14884943 >pygmy anubis in space I remember that. She was a shortstack Anubis with a huge tail that could also lactate.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:16:57 2016 No.14884978 >>14884883 Definitely Ryuu

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:17:05 2016 No.14884980 File: 960 KB, 2112x1280, 1457306225121.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:17:15 2016 No.14884981 >>14884951 >>14884951 Have you seen a Praying Mantis' mouth? That shit is made up of nightmares and crying children. But sea turtles are by far the most horrifying.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:17:44 2016 No.14884985 >>14884972 I don't think you've ever actually read a blog.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:18:52 2016 No.14884991 >>14884951 I dunno man, there have been some nasty rumors spread about mantises, which would make them seem pretty spooky to some.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:19:40 2016 No.14884993 File: 118 KB, 600x784, kejourou.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14884966 There's also this one from Yokai.com

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:20:51 2016 No.14884996

>>14884981
But MG mantises have a cute little human mouth that stays in one shape at almost all times. The scariest parts they have to deal with would probably be the extra set of eyes or those fucking scythes if they're in rape mode, but otherwise? Completely okay, though I find myself wondering how sex would work with her abdomen protruding out of her back would work.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:21:34 2016 No.14885000 >>14884981 Sea turtles are fine just don't open their mouths

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:22:00 2016 No.14885002 >>14884898 >tfw no buff shark girl senpai.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:22:10 2016 No.14885004 >You will never be creeped on by a clumsy Kejourou

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:22:57 2016 No.14885008

>>14884958
I think I'd have to hold her back from getting too full, else she might become too big to fit through the doors in the craft. Or, god forbid, get stuck in the corridors during transit.
But with a few limits in place, it'd be nice to spoon her curvy, cum-full body while suspended in the middle of an anti-gravity bedroom.

>>14884975
Basically, yeah. I think I'll have to dig up the original greentexts just so I can see what I actually wrote back then. With that in mind, I'll do the prose thing I said I would.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:23:37 2016 No.14885010 >>14884985 I think he's just making excuses to post >Bummer, man every time a writefag mentions anything about writefagging.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:23:47 2016 No.14885011 File: 418 KB, 1278x1922, 1457306627454.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14884985 Doesn't change the fact they're blogging. >>14885000 Run run run

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:23:50 2016 No.14885012 >>14885004 >You'll never be stalked by an awkward monstergirl at all. Just end me now fampai.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:24:11 2016 No.14885013 >>14885004 >When you catch her in the middle of her sneaking around she hides her face in her hair and runs away, embarrassed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:24:24 2016 No.14885015 >>14885008 >Stuck in the corridor She'd probably do it on purpose and ask for you to take her from behind. Such a shameless dog. Better buy a bigger ship.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:25:44 2016 No.14885019 File: 164 KB, 1313x551, Pygmy Anubis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14885008 I got you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:25:49 2016 No.14885020 >That monstergirl who keeps going into you house every night so she can sniff your boxers and watch you sleep while breathing heavily What's her species?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:26:31 2016 No.14885021 >>14885020 Nekomata.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:26:39 2016 No.14885022 >>14885020 Hellhound. I just want to be stalked by a Hellhound delinquent.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:27:27 2016 No.14885025 >>14885013 "Awawafufufu~

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:28:16 2016 No.14885027 File: 228 KB, 451x538, 1408329592641.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14885020 It's becoming a problem.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:28:21 2016 No.14885029 >>14885015 Admit it, this is all just a really elaborate plan to convince me to buy a bigger, fancier ship for her. She just wants one of those new models with wurmhole generator technology. >>14885019 Oh nice, thanks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:28:29 2016 No.14885031 File: 367 KB, 800x1000, 1437371107889.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14885022

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:28:33 2016 No.14885032 >>14885010 Yeah well, that's like, your opinion man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:28:59 2016 No.14885036 >>14884743 THICK RUBBERY SQUID THIGHS

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:29:14 2016 No.14885039 >>14885020 Mermaid She's rich as fuck and bribed my parents, she enters the house by the entrance.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:30:53 2016 No.14885042 File: 959 KB, 891x1200, 6JQtb4L.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14885020 She keeps picking the lock with her hair.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:31:12 2016 No.14885044 >>14885031 I want to let her in.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:31:47 2016 No.14885045 >>14885031 >a good bunch of the hellhound art is retarded shit designed to make them look like dumb fucks It's slightly annoying.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:33:10 2016 No.14885049 >>14885044 If you do that she'll expect it everytime. Also probably not safe to let in some feral Hellhound.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:33:28 2016 No.14885050 File: 40 KB, 564x488, 1437187423430.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14885045 Really? I don't think I have a lot of that. I think you're exaggerating

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:34:14 2016 No.14885052 >>14885029 Yep, it's just a big, long, overly elaborate ploy for her to get you to buy a new ship.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:34:30 2016 No.14885053 >>14885049 >Feral We go to school together anon. I mean yeah she's a cool delinquent girl and I'm just some background character, but she's not feral.

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:34:34 2016 No.14885054

>>14885022
>You're awake the entire time she's sneaking around your home
>Rather than confront her you pretend to be asleep
>She stands by your bedside watching your sleeping face only to be pulled into a hug and used as a daki while you pretend to be dreaming
>She's a delinquent pervert but a pure delinquent pervert who's never even touched a man
>Her body temperature rapidly rises as she tries to struggle free without waking you, completely unaware that you're doing this on purpose
>You moan her name in your "sleep" and completely flip her switch
>Even if she is pure, she can't take it any longer and forces herself on you
>It's all worth it for the moment you open your eyes and say "took you long enough" and watch the look of sheer panic on her face before catching her with a kiss
>Neither of you sleep that night as she gently dominates you until morning

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:35:19 2016 No.14885057 >>14884743 Nice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:36:52 2016 No.14885064 >>14885025 One of these days she really will get close enough to engulf me in that hair of hers.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:37:16 2016 No.14885067 >>14885020 just leave the door unlocked and sleep naked to get it over with you pussy

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:37:56 2016 No.14885071 >>14885054 Oh man, that sounds so good. Does she take me to meet her gang the next day at school? I'm sure they'll want to meet their Anego's boyfriend.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:38:48 2016 No.14885074 >>14885020 Cheshire. Every single day one of my boxers goes missing.

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:39:16 2016 No.14885075
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>>14884743
Scyllas are starting to do more for me lately.
I still wouldn't because I bet tentacles feel creepy and alarming to be wrapped in. Plus her vagina is probably weirder to look at than a human's.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:40:05 2016 No.14885080 >>14885020 >Shoggoth She keeps my dirty underwear and replaces it with brand new ones each time, what a good girl!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:40:55 2016 No.14885084 >>14885075 >Plus her vagina is probably weirder to look at than a human's. So what? Just jam it in.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:40:59 2016 No.14885086 >>14885067 Slut

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:41:00 2016 No.14885087 >>14885080 Does anything about the new underwear seem off to you?

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:41:10 2016 No.14885088
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>>14885067
>Make sure you're hard as a rock when she comes in for the night
>She enters your bedroom
>Act like you're sleeping
>She gets near the bed
>Pretend you're moving in your sleep and slowly slide the sheets off of your member
>Her face

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:41:15 2016 No.14885089 >>14885074 Does she leave you a pair of her panties every time she takes a pair of your boxers?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:42:51 2016 No.14885094 >>14885071 Of course she would, she wants to impress the gang. Most of them are harmless Kobolds, she was never too good at the whole delinquent thing so ended up surrounded by innocent girls who were easy to impress.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:44:23 2016 No.14885098 >>14885084 Yeah, but when it looks like a facehugger or some shit you're going to have second thoughts.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:44:39 2016 No.14885099 File: 493 KB, 1080x1920, 1445395239908.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14885094 Oh fuck that's cute

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:45:08 2016 No.14885100 >>14885067 But anon. I always sleep nude.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:46:13 2016 No.14885106 >>14885098 What are you, some kind of yellowbelly?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:46:14 2016 No.14885107 >>14885099 Imagine it, the hellhound delinquent throwing her empty pop can next to the trash while her gang of kobold onlookers clap in awe!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:47:20 2016 No.14885109 >>14884652 A lonely Alraune

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:47:21 2016 No.14885110 >>14885098 >not wanting it to latch on and immediately begin sucking and milking >not wanting her tentacles to wrap you in her loving embrace and hold you helpless

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:47:42 2016 No.14885111 >>14885107 >She waits until they're distracted and carefully puts it in the trash >She doesn't want to get in trouble with the hall monitor

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:48:21 2016 No.14885115 >>14885107 >After the Kobolds start chatting distractedly about all the guys they're hoping to get themselves she scurries over and picks it up to drop it in the trash.

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:48:36 2016 No.14885116

>>14885094
>Hellhound not-so-delinquent surrounded by innocent, adoring kobolds
>She acts tough, but at the same time, she can't bring herself to be anything but a dear friend and guardian to them

Maybe that's why she's not so good at the whole delinquent thing. Either way, I love it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:50:39 2016 No.14885123 >>14885111 >>14885115 >Pulls the 'do not remove' tag off of a bed. >The kobolds whip themselves into a yipping, happy frenzy >It's actually a sticky-note she made so-as to not actually break the rues.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:50:57 2016 No.14885125 >>14885089 Yep, but what should I do with them? I normally wash and leave a message in them, telling her to stop leaving dirty underwear in my house.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:52:24 2016 No.14885130 >>14884658 I had something like that going for a while. Like you I decided it would suck so I got rid of it. >>14884652 A giu meets a monstergirl and sex things happen

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:54:01 2016 No.14885134 >>14885125 She wants you to "use" them while thinking about her. If you do it she'll sneak into your room while you're doing it and next thing you know you're balls deep in her big fat cat ass.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:54:55 2016 No.14885137 >>14883904 alternate host, anyone?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:55:17 2016 No.14885138 >>14885107 >>14885111 >>14885115 >>14885116 >>14885123 I wouldn't mind them starting to call me "Aniki" and asking the Hellhound if she's "Ridden me ragged" yet. All the Hellhound can do at that question is blush.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:55:45 2016 No.14885140 >>14885123 >She doesn't eat her vegetables at lunch time >The Kobolds cheer and wish they could get away with not eating theirs >The moment she gets home from school she asks her mother for an extra share of veg with dinner that night

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:56:20 2016 No.14885144 >>14884743 I want to thank whomever commissioned this for this amazing scylla

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:56:30 2016 No.14885145 File: 43 KB, 582x281, 1454198307422.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14885134 >"Misunderstand" and wear her panties while sleeping >Cheshire was not prepared >She starts taking panties and giving boxers

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:58:56 2016 No.14885148 >>14885145 >Implying you wouldn't wake up with her lips wrapped around your dick. She wants to do lewd things with you anon. So many lewd things. She sniffs your boxers while touching herself anon, you'd be a fool to not fuck her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 18:58:59 2016 No.14885149 >>14885140 that's to cute and I don't even like hellhounds that much but this is winning me over

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 19:01:13 2016 No.14885155 >>14885145 http://i.imgur.com/ZtHjvMF.png

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 19:01:15 2016 No.14885156
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Master? What are you doing? Isn't it time to head to bed and dream beautiful dreams? Tommorow is the start of a new week Master, one filled with many chances, just waiting for you to grab them.

Now rest and prepare yourself for what is to come.
I'll be counting on you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 19:01:30 2016 No.14885158 File: 111 KB, 540x800, 1457306213780.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is big girl

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 19:01:53 2016 No.14885159 >>14885134 Can I sell them to Cheshire addicts? Maybe I could build a store the sold monster girls clothing for human boys!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 19:02:47 2016 No.14885163 >>14885156 No. It's not time for bed. It's only 4pm here and I'm going to work soon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 19:03:21 2016 No.14885165 File: 481 KB, 1200x978, 1437708546382.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14885149 That's the beauty of Hellhounds, they're dominant in bed but there's nothing stopping them being good girls at heart when it comes to their daily lives.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 19:04:43 2016 No.14885169 >>14885156 Fine, fine. I'll go to bed. It's only 1 am, I'll be fine but whatever.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 19:06:51 2016 No.14885177 >>14885107 Pick up that can

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 19:07:10 2016 No.14885180 >>14885165 to bad after this thread this cute little idea will die with it and everyone will go back to not caring about them

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 19:07:14 2016 No.14885181 >>14885156 Sorry Kiki, it's time for drop in hockey.` You can come watch if you wish, we'll have some post workout milk afterwards.

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 19:07:43 2016 No.14885185

>>14885159
No anon, they're for you and you only.
Just take a sniff anon. One sniff can't hurt.

>>14885165
I want to cuddle a Hellhound so goddamn bad.
I want her to flop on top of me and refuse to move with a big smile on her face.
I want the whole thing to devolve into us wrestling around on the bed and laughing our asses off before collapsing in a big exhausted mess, staring into each other's eyes before making out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 19:08:13 2016 No.14885186 File: 765 KB, 822x1551, 1453741314683.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14885148 >Not playing the long game with a Cheshire It's like you don't want mindblowing sex for much longer than your body can endure.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 19:08:44 2016 No.14885190 >>14885180 Every party needs a pooper, that's why they invited you. Party pooper. Party pooopeeer.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 19:08:58 2016 No.14885191 >>14883907 >>14883929 >>14885137 >nips don't know how to prevent resource loading https://imgur.com/a/eLTxs

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 19:09:19 2016 No.14885193 >>14885180 Unfortunately for you I've already been planning to commission delinquent Hellhound OC

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 19:09:29 2016 No.14885194 >>14885180 What are you talking about with your bad grammar? Hellhounds are consistently loved in these threads.

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 19:11:20 2016 No.14885196

>>14885186
>Teasing a Cheshire by not falling for her lewd hints.
>This goes on for months until eventually the Cheshire teleports on your bed during the Full Moon.
>She's wearing a trenchcoat that she rips open to show that she's wearing the lingerie in your pic while screaming "JUST FUCK ME ALREADY!"
I can dig it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 19:11:56 2016 No.14885197 >>14885156 >sleep >dream Damnit Kiki, you know I have insomnia! Did you have to remind me? It's only been going on for the past four months, I'd think you would have noticed by now. Unless you have a means of helping me sleep, just let me be.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 19:12:52 2016 No.14885198 >>14885196 >Cheshire who gets worse at subtlety and pranking the more sexually frustrated she gets I too can dig it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 19:13:09 2016 No.14885199 File: 575 KB, 3264x2448, 1442814796994.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14885193 Guess I can take that off my list then, I'd just finished putting it in my notepad file of commission ideas.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 19:13:31 2016 No.14885200 >>14885194 >Hellhounds are consistently loved in these threads. I think you mean "consistently talked about".

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 19:13:35 2016 No.14885201 >>14885196 >She shouts that >Just give a devilish smile and ask "I'm sorry, I couldn't here you for a second. Can you go? I'm tired."

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 19:15:28 2016 No.14885206

>>14885185
Hellhound fantasies are the best fantasies.
And the big, teenaged hellhound in >>14885165 is freaking adorable, especially her hairstyle. I want to do that thing where I lie on my back, hold her hands, support her knees on my feet, and lift her into the air to nuzzle her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 19:15:30 2016 No.14885207 >>14885200 They're loved by quite a large amount of people, in fact they're one of the most common girls to appear when people post their top 10s.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 19:15:53 2016 No.14885210 >>14885201 RIP Anon's hips

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 19:17:24 2016 No.14885214 >>14885200 I think it's safe to say both are true. I see very few posts that have a legitimate reason to dislike them. Mostly posts complaining about them being over-posted.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 19:17:30 2016 No.14885215 >>14885200 I don't know, like 90% of the talk about them in these threads is how much people like them, or how warm and cuddly they are, and so on. They really are quite popular.

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 19:17:50 2016 No.14885216
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>>14885163
Work digilently Master, but don't stress yourself. You are worth more than your work.

>>14885197
A warm cup of milk, a late night jog, a warm shower or perhaps the smell of cinnamon. There are many things to try Master, even if I can't be there to help warm you up.

Perhaps something important is on your mind Master? Have you ever considered that? See if there is something that has been on your mind for a long thing, perhaps that needs clearing first.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 19:18:20 2016 No.14885217 >>14885210 Are you implying that she'd ride me until the morning, her belly swelling with seed until she looks pregnant? Because I'd be fine with that ending.

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 19:19:12 2016 No.14885220

>>14885201
See, this is how you unleash a rape machine so fearsome that generations later Ushi-Oni mothers will tell their daughters stories about it to get them to behave.
This is how you end up completely drained of semen, in the hospital with a fractured pelvis, and married to a VERY pregnant Cheshire Cat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 19:19:43 2016 No.14885222 >>14885199 I think I'll type up a list of commission ideas too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 19:20:05 2016 No.14885224 >>14885156 Still afternoon, I'm afraid. Not even close to dinnertime. Plus, I have a whole pile of things that I have to sort.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 19:20:39 2016 No.14885226 >>14885196 >trick her and put a dummy that looks like you on the bed >go hide in a place that she can never find

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 19:20:53 2016 No.14885228 >>14885220 Oh my, I wonder if I should wait a couple months until her belly looks like it's going to burst with kittens and demand she take responsibility.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 19:21:14 2016 No.14885229 File: 164 KB, 400x612, 1454198674587.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14885217 Morning? You better take the day off Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 19:21:49 2016 No.14885233 >>14885222 It's worth doing, I haven't got anything from it yet but I got tired of always having ideas when I had no money but completely going blank and not knowing what to do when I had something to spend on art.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 19:21:59 2016 No.14885234 >>14885216 >Work digilently Master, but don't stress yourself. You are worth more than your work. I tend to be hard on myself so that's good advice. Thanks Kiki

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 19:23:33 2016 No.14885239 >>14885229 Oh my, I think she's going to be fit to burst at that rate. I'd work from home tomorrow so she could just keep going all day until I have to work.

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 19:23:45 2016 No.14885241

>>14885228
>Chesire pregnancy
>Her belly literally bursts with kittens
>There's confetti and party horns and everything
>Your wife is smiling, seemingly in no distress whatsoever as the doctor puts her stomach back together
>She's even handing out party hats to your newborn children

Fucking Wonderlanders, man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 19:25:50 2016 No.14885250 >>14885241 >T'was a ruse Anon!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 19:26:58 2016 No.14885254 >>14885241 >you're just standing there in confusion. >one of the newborn kittens crawls over to you and hands you a party hat. Such strange creatures.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 19:27:17 2016 No.14885257 >>14885241 >fucking a Cheshire so good she starts squirting >instead of cum however it's all confetti and party horns >you can't stop laughing while she rides you with an embarrassed look on her face I want this so badly now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 19:29:14 2016 No.14885263 >>14885241 >>14885257 Not as bad as dating a Clowngirl. The constant honking.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 19:29:56 2016 No.14885264 >>14885254 >Cheshire kittens grow like mad >Bunch of shitcats teleporting around being absolutely insufferable nonstop >This is how Anon lost his mind >The fate of any who would wife a Wonderlander >She wants more

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 19:31:10 2016 No.14885267 File: 141 KB, 512x512, whatdidyousay.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14885263

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 19:31:21 2016 No.14885269 >>14885263 She gives a mean honkjob

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 19:31:59 2016 No.14885273

>>14885257
>>14885263
I don't know what it is about a sexual climax accompanied by the sounds of a childrens' party, but it just fucking gets me so much.
This chesire thing, the wizard story, that greentext about the woman raped by clowns.
It's all fucking great.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 19:32:32 2016 No.14885275 >>14885241 >>14885257 This sounds funny, but its probably one of the most terrifying things that can happen with a male that fucked a Cheshire

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 19:32:48 2016 No.14885276 >>14885264 But it could be cute anon. Imagine coming home for work and then suddenly getting tackled out of nowhere by all your cute daughterus. And sometimes your wife too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 19:33:00 2016 No.14885278 >>14885267 NO HONKING

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 19:35:11 2016 No.14885285 >>14885267 I swear to god you fucking cat if you honk once I will end you. I get enough of that at home. Dammit why does the sex have to be so good? >>14885269 Like you wouldn't believe. >>14885273 You're weird. Which is normal here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 19:35:34 2016 No.14885287 >>14885233 How many ideas do you have currently? I just put down 3.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 19:39:34 2016 No.14885298 File: 51 KB, 1280x720, 1457311174243.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14885276 >Two teleport on the right on tackle you >Two on the left >Waifu teleports behind you and hugs your back >You just stand there >This is your life now HONK

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 19:42:49 2016 No.14885307 File: 89 KB, 800x900, CbLQXb2UEAAEUFL.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 19:45:43 2016 No.14885313 >>14885307 I want to sniff a dog girls booty to try and be culturally sensitive and have her get upset with what I'm doing!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 19:47:04 2016 No.14885315 >>14885275 It's terrifying at first but then it becomes annoying after round fourteen.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 19:48:24 2016 No.14885318 >>14884866 Maybe have a specific room set aside for it? A cum-drome, if you will, explicitly for sexual congress in Zero-G. >>14884908 I like the way you think.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 19:59:51 2016 No.14885342 Monster girl medical doctors!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 20:00:34 2016 No.14885344 File: 538 KB, 750x728, 6d469ef7cfdaacc386942d61f524a721.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Goddamn mermaids every time I come to the beach this shit happens"

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 20:01:31 2016 No.14885347 >>14885342 monster girl witch doctor!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 20:01:49 2016 No.14885348 >>14885342 Doctors or veterinarians?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 20:02:36 2016 No.14885351 >>14885342 Mindflayer anesthesiologists! Shoggoth triage nurses! Yeti hypothermia relief crews! Dormouse sleep study researchers!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 20:02:56 2016 No.14885353 >>14885342 I want to get sick and almost die just to see the despair of losing a patient on their faces.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 20:04:12 2016 No.14885359 >>14885347 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjjQCjHyZo4

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 20:07:15 2016 No.14885368 >>14885342 >Visit a MG doctor for a bad cold >Get prescribed 3 daily dose of Yuki-Onna rape for 2 weeks >Nearly all sicknesses get cured through being raped by the right MG species

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 20:08:41 2016 No.14885370 >>14885342 Wurm brain surgeons!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 20:08:42 2016 No.14885371 >>14885368 >overweight >doctor sends you to gym with Oni trainer >when your liver is on the verge of failure from protein and liquor, he sends you to a Jinko instead

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 20:13:52 2016 No.14885380 >>14885368 >>14885371 I'd hate to go to one with erectile dysfunction.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 20:16:55 2016 No.14885387 >>14885380 Why? It'd be cured before you even saw the doctor. The holst nurse would cure you right there in the lobby.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 20:17:11 2016 No.14885388 >>14885371 What would one prescribe for chronic dandruff?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 20:17:13 2016 No.14885389 >>14885342 >>14885351 Apophis forensic scientist

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 20:18:02 2016 No.14885391 >>14885388 Kejourou

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 20:18:39 2016 No.14885394 >>14885370 Oh no...

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 20:19:26 2016 No.14885398

>>14885380
What would be worse is unsterilization.

>doctor gets several lich's to "cure" you
>takes several weeks
>even after they "fix" you they continue experimenting
>you're now their favorite test subject

Now i'm not sure if that's good or bad. I think its good.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 20:21:09 2016 No.14885403 >>14885380 ED is a myth propagated by attention whoring masculinists. No respectable monmusu doctor is even going to take your claim seriously. The only ones who "treat" ED are those bonerpractor quacks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 20:21:09 2016 No.14885404 File: 458 KB, 1935x800, 16ddb11d2def1e6703c6a826e218861b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you take one of them out of the streets and make her feel loved for once in her life?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 20:21:13 2016 No.14885405 >>14885387 >Holst nurse Yup, I'd definitely be cured.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 20:38:01 2016 No.14885451 >After watching some human propaganda your waifu starts thinking that you are too good for her >A few days later she hires a professional human woman mistress to seduce you How do you handle the situation?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 20:39:13 2016 No.14885455 >>14884580 AGGRESSIVE GAY FISH http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3051836

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 20:41:14 2016 No.14885465 >>14885404 >hookers why would I want to do that?

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 20:42:23 2016 No.14885467

>>14885344
I don't see the problem her, they are not trying to rape me and their being very nice to me. All they want is to nuzzle my face and cuddle me, don't see how that's a bad thing, all the mermaids come off as really sweet girl who are lonely and looking for love.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 20:45:55 2016 No.14885480 File: 353 KB, 1920x1080, 3f7ddbc4141904d04a9d6fb6405b2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14885404 I would take them all out of the streets and make them feel safe for once in their lives.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 20:46:14 2016 No.14885482 >>14885404 If their nice girl and don't rape me, the answer is definitely yes. Making girls feel loved is something I'm good at, I'll take the cute angel and i'd like to get to know her better if possible?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 20:47:23 2016 No.14885487 >>14885480 My nigga.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 20:50:50 2016 No.14885505 File: 62 KB, 1191x670, tragedy_mode_mero_by_fu_reiji-d9ajqxn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14885344 >>14885467 Mermaids are the fair folk of the sea. https://youtu.be/bp65oAmnG7c?t=1m30s Don't trust those yandere maniacs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 20:51:29 2016 No.14885509 >>14885467 They only love you because you're a bishie.

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 20:51:57 2016 No.14885512

>>14885394
She has a perfect record!

238 successful surgeries, no fatalities or personality issues.
Surgeons the world over are baffled, as the brain itself looks nothing like a normal brain afterward, but somehow functions as needed.
She is currently the most sought-out neurosurgeon on the planet.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 20:52:17 2016 No.14885514 >>14885404 I'd marry that Medusa on the spot, no questions asked I'd probably regret it, she has an evil aura

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 20:52:52 2016 No.14885517 File: 83 KB, 368x323, 1454034283321.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >TFW no icelandic snow MG to talk to you about her TV https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75WFTHpOw8Y Why bother with continuing to live in such a harsh reality?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 20:55:03 2016 No.14885521 >>14885514 >not being the perfect doting househusband to an evil warlord MG It's like you hate everything good.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 20:55:08 2016 No.14885523 >>14885465 Well they're still monstergirls and will be loyal to you forever, it's just that they had bad luck in life.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 20:56:34 2016 No.14885527 >>14885521 This man knows

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 20:58:10 2016 No.14885531 >>14885517 The Icelandic ones can get a little funny in the head sometimes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVMPL56mdGg

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 20:58:43 2016 No.14885534 >>14885480 That picture tells a beautiful story.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 20:59:56 2016 No.14885540 >>14885534 What story is that?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:00:49 2016 No.14885543 >>14885534 She's a succubus disguised as a human so she could live with the Order's knight who fell in love with

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:01:07 2016 No.14885548 >>14885540 The story it implies, I mean.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:01:59 2016 No.14885551 >>14885509 No, they love me because I treat them well and make them feel loved. I also happen to be funny and they in turn, treat me well while also being just fun girls to be around.

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:02:39 2016 No.14885555
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You're working for a newspaper in Monster Girl City, and your Cheshire boss wants you to come up with a headline and sub-heading that'll really grab people's attention.

Don't worry about whether the story is true or not, all you need is something that'll sell.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:03:03 2016 No.14885556 >>14885540 the story of a white knight

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:03:46 2016 No.14885558 >>14885555 SPIDERWOMAN PUBLIC MENACE #1!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:04:23 2016 No.14885560 >>14885404 I'll take the second one from the right >>14885467 Two lonely people seeking love. Getting a strong 'Elanor Rigby' vibe off of this... >>14885555 Ask her if she could pay me in a van

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:05:12 2016 No.14885563 >>14885555 LOCAL MAN IS FUCKING UNRAPEABLE

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:05:32 2016 No.14885567 File: 131 KB, 900x750, 1345785435434.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14885555 LOCAL RAIJU LITERALLY CAN'T STOP COMING AFTER BEING ELECTROCUTED Human roommate to pay for electrical bill

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:05:44 2016 No.14885569 >>14885505 Indeed, don't trust crazy mermaid, that's why only hang out with the friendly ones. Most of the one I meet tend to be good girls, especially the sea bishops who are happy to relax and have a pleasant talk to.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:06:32 2016 No.14885572 >>14885555 BAN ASSAULT AWAWAS

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:07:21 2016 No.14885576 >>14885560 >Ask her if she could pay me in a van GheEEeeEEeeEEeeEEeehAhaAhaAhAHahaAhahAhhAhHaHaha

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:09:10 2016 No.14885586 >>14885555 Heh heh Sub-heading Sub Is she trying to hit on me?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:09:20 2016 No.14885587 >>14885555 LOCAL MAN ENTERS FOURTH DAY OF PEACEFUL PROTEST OVER UNFAIR EMPLOYMENT RATES FOR HUMAN MEN.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:09:33 2016 No.14885588 >>14885551 Nope, they love you because you're pretty and they dream of having the perfect romance with the perfect bishie since they're children.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:10:04 2016 No.14885589 >>14885555 LOCAL LICH SCIENTIST CURES LIFE All you need to do is die

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:12:03 2016 No.14885597

>>14885560
Indeed, that what the mermaid sang to me when she invited me over after meeting her one day. It was beautiful and I could clearly tell that she had practiced singing it lot, just for me. I told her I loved her performance and her face lit up, as she hugged me tight saying thank you for inspiring her to do so. I told her I'm a little lonely as well, and I'd love to hear her sing some more as her voice is of equal beauty to her looks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:12:35 2016 No.14885602 >>14885555 FIRST UNICORN TO RAPE A MAN DISCOVERED Everyone else exclaims "finally!"

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:13:19 2016 No.14885605 >>14885555 LOCAL MONSTER GIRL DOESN'T WANT TO FUCK

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:14:10 2016 No.14885609

>>14885521
You have the right idea.
It would be so flattering if an evil warlord MG decided to make me her husband.
Sure, it would be hard work keeping all those pesky heroes out of the home, but at the end of the day, it would be worth it to treat her to bath to wash off all that blood on her and to a nice warm meal.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:14:28 2016 No.14885610 >>14885555 MAN CHASES COCKATRICE FOR 3 DAYS STRAIGHT Claims she took his wallet

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:15:34 2016 No.14885611 >>14885555 CONDOMS TO BECOME MANDATORY UNTIL MARRIAGE! Paladins rejoice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:16:07 2016 No.14885617 >>14885551 >>14885597 You're going to get softly gangraped by mermaids if you follow that way

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:16:54 2016 No.14885619

>>14885318
That sounds like a good idea. A single large room, maybe one of the ship's cupolas, a literal dome of glass, with a while hemisphere of endless space in view.
Or a room with a little more wall, maybe. That way, we could pad it until it's bouncier than a barometz's jelly ball. Then, no matter how wild or frisky the sex gets, we could just bounce harmlessly between the ceiling, floor and walls, fucking hard enough to make us fly like pinballs. If the anubis got big enough, it'd be even better. Our momentum could pin me between a cushioned wall and the heaven of her belly and her massive, milky, buoyant breasts.

Either way, a single room like that would make things easier. You could seal it off to avoid damaged electronics, and adapt the ventilation to properly filter "fluids" a whole lot better.
It might not be a bad idea to install a shower, too. There'd be no better way to wind down and clean up after hours of passionate, cumflating zero-g sex than cuddling together inside a floating orb of warm water.

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:18:16 2016 No.14885622

>>14885588
You sure about that, because they all seem like nice girl and oddly enough, they've not tried to flirt with me yet, which is something I would be able to tell if it we're happening to me. Also, they have been telling me more and more about them, each girl so happy to see me when i come to visit. That and I plan to ask them soon if they have a crush on me, to see if and which of them feel true love for me or if it's just a facade,

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:20:41 2016 No.14885631 >>14885555 LOCAL MANTICORE NOT SO SMUG AFTER BEING RAPED Tail quoted to say "meh it was okay"

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:22:03 2016 No.14885635 >>14885609 Stop anon. I don't want to cry myself to sleep tonight. Who am I kidding? I do that every night.

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:22:34 2016 No.14885636

>>14885617
How is it rape if I confess that I have a crush on all of them, plus as log as it's filled with actual love it sounds pretty good in my book. Also, I could stay on land to avoid being raped, but I won't because I want to know if they feel the same true love that I feel for them. They'r all lovely girls who will be receiving head pats and cuddles before we go to bed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:22:45 2016 No.14885637 >>14885555 >PALADINS ATTEMPT REVERSE-ENGINEERING DARK MATTER >Accidentally become Lilim

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:22:49 2016 No.14885638 >>14885555 >NO NEW MARRIAGE LICENSES >MGC county clerks on strike

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:23:04 2016 No.14885640 File: 826 KB, 1280x1707, 1447988973476.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14885555 LOCAL CHESHIRE RUINS EVERYTHING Why do I even work here?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:24:33 2016 No.14885642 >>14885636 >if I confess that I have a crush on all of them Sluuuut Also mermaids are very possessive, they probably all think of keeping you for themselves and not share you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:26:02 2016 No.14885649 >>14885555 SCIENTISTS STUMPED

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:27:04 2016 No.14885655 >>14885555 >LOCAL CHESHIRE RAPED BY EMPLOYEE > look behind you!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:27:22 2016 No.14885656 >>14885555 LICH RESURRECTS FREDDY MERCURY Entire world male population Alps

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:28:12 2016 No.14885661
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How much dosh would it cost to get a Werecat or Jinko gif /webm rendition of this?

I guess the fluffiness would have to be replaced by a poofy keyhole sweater for the top but the back would be fine since they have fluffy legs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:29:53 2016 No.14885668 >>14885661 Depends on what artists take dosh for animated stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:30:26 2016 No.14885671 >>14885555 STUDIES FIND CHESHIRE'S TO BE CUTEST MONSTER GIRL Mouth Clicking Noises While Pointing at Cheshire Boss

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:30:27 2016 No.14885672

>>14885642
Well then, it will be up o me to try and get the girls to all work together. Plus how am I a slit, I developed real romantic love for all of them and for different reasons. I just want the girl to not feel jealousy for one another and just come together, so that we may all engage in a giant cuddle pile together, where I may show them all equally just how much I legitimately love them and they legitimately love me for things like looks and more importantly my personality.

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:30:57 2016 No.14885675

>>14885619
>It might not be a bad idea to install a shower, too. There'd be no better way to wind down and clean up after hours of passionate, cumflating zero-g sex than cuddling together inside a floating orb of warm water.
Like a Blitzball Arena for sex and relaxation!
Sounds wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:32:00 2016 No.14885679 >>14885671 Clever.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:35:33 2016 No.14885694 >>14885661 do want

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:35:49 2016 No.14885696
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Jeb Bush's campaign store is having a "Going out of business" sale and everything is 50% off. Debating whether to get a cheap commission of a Jeb! 2016 coffee mug.

On a completely related note, what Monster Girl would be the biggest sore loser and why is it Apophis?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:37:37 2016 No.14885706 >>14885696 Apophis are very popular and beautiful girls, shut up!

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:37:47 2016 No.14885707

>>14885635
Too bad. You get to suffer with me, especially when there's work to procrastinate.
One thing I've especially fantasized about is how she might seem cold and uncaring towards you, but if someone were to happen to you, say after a surprise attack from those heroes, her full wrath would come down upon them for attempting to take her prized asset away from her.
And when she turns her attention to your wounded form, her cold exterior starts showing cracks, and puts a hold on whatever campaign she was working on in order to make sure you fully recover.
She'll then resume her campaign with a heightened fervor to ensure nothing bad happens to you again, by bringing those pesky neighboring order nations to their knees for good.
Mayadere is truly the best.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:39:58 2016 No.14885718 >>14885696 Apophis are great shut your whore mouth!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:40:09 2016 No.14885719 >>14885707 >Mayadere is truly the best. Aint that the goddmaned truth.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:40:44 2016 No.14885721 File: 318 KB, 880x660, Faggot Cat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14885671 MAN RAPED BY INVISIBLE WOMAN IN SUPPLY CLOSET MGC Police both stumped and impressed

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:40:45 2016 No.14885722

>>14885675
Exactly. You could just float in a warm bubble of water, wobbling and bound to you by surface tension, for hours on end. Sure you could start by washing away all the cum, milk and sweat. But afterwards, you could blow those Final Fantasy X cutscenes out of the water with graceful, loving dancing, submerged even in an absence of up and down.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:41:12 2016 No.14885724 >>14885706 >>14885718 These posts reek of bitter fat middle aged grapes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:41:47 2016 No.14885725 File: 201 KB, 737x669, 1445851616961.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14885696 >Gazers not inherently the sorest loser

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:43:19 2016 No.14885728 File: 223 KB, 1100x587, 1426276554837.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14885572 Awawas are forming gangs and awawawaraping men, who will stop them?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:43:32 2016 No.14885729 Where did .less's imgur album go?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:46:27 2016 No.14885743 I have a confession to make, thread. Sometimes when I'm about to close the thread I make a post I know will get replies so I can ctrl+f (you) when I get back to find where I left off with minimal effort. Horsepussy is fine too Unicorn best horsepussy

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:46:49 2016 No.14885745 >>14885728 Someone should call the awawapolice. Those little trouble makers shall not go unpunished

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:47:27 2016 No.14885749
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>>14885696
Because they're picked on by everybody.
>The Pharaoh herself is her mortal enemy
>The Pharaoh's servants hate her
>Her followers make effigies of her and burn them
>Ra beats her up every day
>Set ultimately takes her spot as final boss
She leads a pretty sad life.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:48:34 2016 No.14885754 >>14885743 I will masturbate to anything that gives my dick the slightest of twitches. ANYTHING

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:49:35 2016 No.14885757 File: 219 KB, 1200x1386, b296bb1ddc2cefe559dc6920e1b0604e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14885743 >Horsepussy is fine too Agreed, and here's a (You)

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:50:30 2016 No.14885762 File: 409 KB, 1000x1017, 1457319030129.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14885728 >>14885745 Such sensationalism! Awawa!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:50:37 2016 No.14885763 File: 664 KB, 1600x1200, gazer melon cena.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14885725

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:50:44 2016 No.14885764
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>>14885696
More like they would be the biggest sore winner.

>HAHAHAHA, AT LAST AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, THE PHAROAH RULES IN NAME ONLY WHILE I CONTROL EVERYTHING!
>ALL SHE DOES NOW IS...
>get to stay home all day
>with her loving husband
>and adoring children

>Excuse me, Viceroy. We need a way to raise revenue for the new irrigation system.

>OH GOD I"M SO ALONE!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:52:46 2016 No.14885776 File: 178 KB, 1280x878, 1454207468279.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14885764 I want to show an Apophis that there's more to life than power!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:56:56 2016 No.14885792 >>14883763 U gonna continue this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:57:01 2016 No.14885794 File: 66 KB, 700x324, 134578543543.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14885728 Look at them go! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jb7dKVMdxE

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:57:52 2016 No.14885798 >>14885776 Do it! For the good of the kingdom. Pharaohs sending cute boys off to seduce Apophi so they can rule without anarchist snake interference, when?

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:59:16 2016 No.14885804

>>14885696
>Work for a company run by an Apophis
>She's not a bad businesswoman by any means, but her direct competition is a pair of Tanuki twins
>She can't compete, and her business is forced to downsize several times
>More and more employees either quit or are poached by the competition
>Show up to work one day and realize that you're the last one left
>Just kind of stand there looking around, unsure of what you should be doing or if you should just leave
>Jump a little when a pair of hands slap down onto your shoulders
>She twists herself around you so you're face to face
>She's wearing a smile that looks like it's trying to be cheery, but it's just broken and crazy looking
>"Hello Anon, we're having a meeting today at 10, please be there."
>She starts to slither away when you speak up
>"Uh, look, Nitocris, I don't think we're going to come back from this. I'm sorry but I'm gonna take off and start putting in applications. You were a pretty great person to work for and I appreciate everything you did for the company and for us employ-"
>She cuts you off by spinning around and lunging at you, knocking you over and wrapping you up in her coils in one motion
>She still has that broken smile on her face
>"You're not going anywhere Anon. Everyone else abandoned me, but I'm not going to lose, I'm not going to let you abandon me too. You won't, will you? You'll stay with me forever, right?"

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:59:24 2016 No.14885805 >>14885776 How are you going to do that? Whenever she gets near a man she panics and pumps him full of venom

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 22:02:28 2016 No.14885823 File: 278 KB, 484x602, 1451977985517.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14885531 >Iceland

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 22:03:42 2016 No.14885828 File: 201 KB, 1038x1003, 68240a13b85e3e66f7b2f92efb5733be.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Letting young boys anywhere near mermaids It's like you want them to end losing their virginity, husbando'd and developing heart pupils.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 22:04:32 2016 No.14885833 >>14885828 >mermaid knees Disgusting

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 22:04:52 2016 No.14885835 >>14885804 Poor Apo.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 22:05:23 2016 No.14885836 >>14885804 Will I receive my salary if I stay with her?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 22:05:57 2016 No.14885838 >>14885828 >Zinger I like femdom but I hate this guys stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 22:08:37 2016 No.14885852 >>14885838 I don't see the problem with it

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 22:09:18 2016 No.14885856 >>14885804 I want a broken Apophis to begin obsessing over me as her only employee and do everything to make me happy! I will reciprocate and make her my wife!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 22:10:25 2016 No.14885863 >>14885555 Local man gang-raped by 4 human girls in public park while Kobold wife held at gun point.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 22:12:04 2016 No.14885866 >>14885863 When is the police going to do something about these human women gangs?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 22:12:37 2016 No.14885868 >>14885863 no not in my city

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 22:15:34 2016 No.14885881 >>14885863 Of course they get off lightly due to the protection laws.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 22:17:56 2016 No.14885891 >>14885881 I wish they'd stay on the reservation. Public menaces, the lot of them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 22:18:45 2016 No.14885897 File: 372 KB, 725x1000, noheroesleftinman.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14885863 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkLvpt9Z3fA >Human women gangraping men >TFW no heroes left in man >Not even gynoids can save us

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 22:19:41 2016 No.14885900 File: 525 KB, 1200x1743, 001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never be a sensei at an MG high school and fall in love with your class rep >You will never marry each other as soon as she graduates

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 22:21:20 2016 No.14885907 >>14885900 I'd rather be the student in love with the mg teacher

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 22:22:08 2016 No.14885910 >>14885897 >Protoman doujin [SADPANDA INTENSIFIES]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 22:25:29 2016 No.14885918 >>14885776 Tell me, who drew this again?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 22:32:55 2016 No.14885941 >>14885897 Why is Protoman a hot bitch now? How is the Megaman series still getting porn?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 22:33:07 2016 No.14885943 >>14885907 >Wanting to be in love with used goods

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 22:35:55 2016 No.14885957 >>14885804 Goddammit why can't I say no to a heartbroken woman who tries to act like everything's fine by smiling all the time?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 22:35:59 2016 No.14885958 >>14885602 I'm sure there have been plenty of rapes committed by unicorns if you go by the legal definition. They're huge purityfags and that means kidnapping shotas more often than not.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 22:36:03 2016 No.14885960 >>14885943 No one said she was used anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 22:36:12 2016 No.14885961 >>14885191 Thanks anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 22:37:21 2016 No.14885967 >>14885943 why would she be used goods and not a CC?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 22:37:43 2016 No.14885969 >>14885900 >not telling those little girls to fuck off and then go and pound the sex goddess Succubus principal on her desk while the PA system is on

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 22:38:32 2016 No.14885971 >>14885792 I'm going to keep writing on it, yeah. I'll come back when I've about doubled the size, or until I run out of things to write.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 22:39:17 2016 No.14885975 >>14885776 That tail tip looks like it's giving me a lewd invitation

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 22:43:54 2016 No.14885985
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We must weaponize the MGs!

Lamias who with extendo tongues that drag soldiers from far distances!

Apophis who can spit clouds of aphrodisiac gas!

Mindflayers who can make their allies stronger and do a variety of psychic debuffs!

Armored Centaurs that can deploy high cover and wield massive weapons!

Armored Unicorns that help other units with medical aid!

Beezlebubs that rape soldiers and quickly lay eggs spawning more Beezlebubs!

Elf Snipers!

Lightly armored Succubi/Alp frontline fodder!

Chameleon Grill stealth units!

Armored Amazon heavy frontline soldiers and Officers!

Dark Matter with massive corrupting damage AoE attacks!

Selkie spies and infiltrators!

Ushi-Oni Armored Tank / rape machines!

Lilim Super Soldiers with a wide variety of high damage psychic and non-psychic attacks!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 22:45:31 2016 No.14885990 >>14885985 You do that, me and my waifu are going to stay home.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 22:46:27 2016 No.14885993 >>14885985 So basically, my neighbours, with a set of fancy uniforms? My poor pelvis...it hasn't had a day of not being broken in three years...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 22:47:10 2016 No.14885997 >>14885897 Link now

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 22:47:33 2016 No.14885998 >>14885985 Why is the fullmetal alchemist in the background?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 22:47:46 2016 No.14886000 >>14885985 Fuck off with that Beelzebub Egg shit, the rest can stay. I get the reference, but the eggs can't stay.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 22:47:46 2016 No.14886001 >>14885969 >little girls It's high school, they're already old hags.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 22:48:21 2016 No.14886005 File: 266 KB, 500x800, 1440131788222.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14885985 I'll help create all the mice when the other MGs are rotting in the trenches

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 22:50:40 2016 No.14886012 >>14885985 Sounds like a good way to get monstergirls killed. War is the domain of men, and it would just be better for everyone if it stayed that way.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 22:50:46 2016 No.14886013 >>14885998 Anon do you want me to post a smug anime girl?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 22:53:37 2016 No.14886022 >>14886013 I don't know what you mean. I'm asking a question because if you look at the pic >>14885985 you can CLEARLY SEE fucking one of the Elric brothers in the background.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 22:54:50 2016 No.14886025 >>14885969 >while the PA system is on FUCK YES THIS IS MY FETISH

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 22:54:57 2016 No.14886026 >>14886022 That's Tio in fucking MON armor you dolt.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 22:58:35 2016 No.14886032 >>14886025 >"accidentally" bump the volume control up >actually accidentally hit the record button >overwrite the closing announcements for the next month

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 23:02:12 2016 No.14886045 >>14886032 Good. Everyone during the months of March and April should know how much I rocked her world.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 23:06:00 2016 No.14886049 >>14885451 My waifu wouldn't be so weak willed. Fuck outa here with your cuck fantasies

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 23:07:59 2016 No.14886053

>>14886045
>amazingly, recording quality of your exploits was 30% clearer than the norm
>get scouted for work in the school intercom system
>"supervised" by principal for quality control, of course
>end up just having multi-hour-long "deeply personal interviews" every day
>actual announcements end up being just passed out on leaflets

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 23:09:09 2016 No.14886058 I want to be the childhood friend of an insanely strong, red-headed valkryie with a myriad of weapons and armors.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 23:11:42 2016 No.14886063 >>14885451 Why would my waifu ever try to cuck herself?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 23:12:33 2016 No.14886065 >>14885451 Build a harem.

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 23:18:41 2016 No.14886078

>>14885957
Because you love her and legitimately want to help her feel better, as she has treated you well and she's in need of your help at her lowest hour. Plus, you have stuck with her since day one and your the only person she trust, you want to cheer her up and see the original happy sweet girl she was. What happens if I say yes to her and stay with her?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 23:18:56 2016 No.14886079 File: 571 KB, 1200x811, itsspringtimeforANONandMGE.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14881995

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 23:19:21 2016 No.14886080

>>14885985
>Lightly armored Succubi/Alp frontline fodder!

>not having them polymorph into humans and sending them into capital cities to topple their governments, corrupt key officials and generally wreck havoc from within

You're fired due to poor application of our resources.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 23:19:51 2016 No.14886081 >>14886079 B A S E D A S E D

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 23:20:00 2016 No.14886082 >>14886065 Why are you cheating on your wife?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 23:20:44 2016 No.14886083 >>14886079 >that mantis backpack >that ushi-oni peeking out in the background Excellent.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 23:21:12 2016 No.14886084 >>14886079 Adorable. Although one must wonder why Keannu looks so sad.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 23:22:14 2016 No.14886090 >>14886082 I'm building a harem as it seems that she wants me to have a mistress. Which is weird but who am I to question her tastes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 23:22:17 2016 No.14886091 >>14886084 Because he sees the matango and knows his fate.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 23:23:54 2016 No.14886097 >>14886079 Oh dog. If you think about it forests are pretty much The Zone-tier during spring in MGE.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 23:24:57 2016 No.14886099 >>14885828 She looks more like an eel with her legs like that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 23:25:35 2016 No.14886100 >>14886090 She's clearly not in the right state of mind. You need to tell her that you love her and only her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 23:27:02 2016 No.14886104 >>14886079 Do men with allergies get raped by their allergens every spring in MGC like in that one doujin, pollenic girls attack?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 23:27:32 2016 No.14886106 >>14886100 Well it's only a temporary thing so I guess that I could just humor her for a week and tell her that it was weird having someone that wasn't her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 23:32:34 2016 No.14886117 >>14885451 I cuddlefuck her until she thinks otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 23:34:01 2016 No.14886119 >>14886079 Dat Ushi-Oni. I see you there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 23:38:46 2016 No.14886127 What Monster Girl can I teach the joys of a normal life to? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ck0su859Ps

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 23:41:56 2016 No.14886133 >>14886127 Crow Tengu, Apopohis, Mantis, or Centaur are good choices in my book.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 23:41:59 2016 No.14886134 >>14886079 Anyone else feels like they'd rather genuinely play and have fun with the kids together with the Alraune lady and it'd be a massive letdown to just go full sexytimes?

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 23:53:04 2016 No.14886150

>>14886100
>>14886106
A man is expected to have mistresses.
The more mistresses a man has, the higher his worth as a man.
Just think of how embarrassing it must be for a Lilim whose husband won't take any mistresses. She'll meet with her sisters for lunch, and all their husbands have 3 or 4 mistresses, one even has a Pharaoh. They all bully her because "Haha, Clarissa's husband can't even fuck the maid, what a loser!"

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 23:56:40 2016 No.14886154 >>14886150 Then by that logic would my wifes worth be measured in the amount of men she has on the side? Because homie don't play that game.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 23:57:08 2016 No.14886156 >>14886150 >Fucking women other than your one true love Get outta here.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 00:04:01 2016 No.14886169

>>14886150
Well then how about if I fucked her enough that it's like I fucked an entire harem?
>"Yeah yeah Lisa, laugh it up. While your husband was getting his dick wet in other women because you suck in bed my husband fucked me hard enough to bring ten women to their knees."

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 00:06:34 2016 No.14886173 File: 158 KB, 1280x1800, Cb-mt3BWIAAQDHn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 00:08:05 2016 No.14886176 >>14886173 Hello not-Momiji.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 00:12:05 2016 No.14886183 >>14886150 Exactly! And your waifu's worth is judged by how many sexy boy toys she can pull by the side. Right? Get the fuck outa here

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 00:20:15 2016 No.14886198 >>14886173 Time to spank wolf butt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 00:21:43 2016 No.14886204 >>14886154 >>14886183 >Not understanding history, the valued qualities of masculinity nor the valued qualities of femininity Come on, guys.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 00:22:10 2016 No.14886206 I almost forgot that this glorious creation existed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gp1o5DSXMJs

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 00:23:40 2016 No.14886209 >>14886204 Sorry Anon, I am not in the harem mood. Tonight is monogomy night! Only tender one on one dickings.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 00:24:20 2016 No.14886212 >>14886198 >>14886176 that's a catgirl you asshats

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 00:25:47 2016 No.14886214 >>14886212 That tail looks pretty poofy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 00:28:27 2016 No.14886216 >>14886206 The vocals could use more effort IMO.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 00:28:34 2016 No.14886217 >>14886212 That's even better.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 00:29:00 2016 No.14886218 >>14886214 cats have poofy tails too anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 00:29:35 2016 No.14886220 File: 760 KB, 900x972, 1454271696507.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who's cuter? Daughterus? Or their mothers who try too hard to keep up with the times?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 00:30:07 2016 No.14886221 >>14886204 Don't care.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 00:31:41 2016 No.14886224 >>14886204 This guy gets it. Tell me, how many monarchs in all of human history didn't have side pieces, or just flat out harems?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 00:33:48 2016 No.14886229 File: 227 KB, 512x512, 1439330352802.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14886224 Elizabeth

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 00:37:01 2016 No.14886234

>>14886220
The lattter, mostly because I want to see my waifu put on short shorts that show off her thick thighs and a tank top that shows a lot of cleavage and midriff.

I want her to pout as she realizes that she doesn't exactly fit the clothes anymore.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 00:39:17 2016 No.14886239 >>14886229 Hoho.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 00:39:50 2016 No.14886242 >>14886229 He said monarchs, not women keeping the seat warm.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 00:40:38 2016 No.14886247 File: 1.42 MB, 1455x1809, 1433219978135.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14886234 >Busty MILF waifus in too tight tank-tops and short-shorts My dick says she fits those clothes just fine, and really, he's the only opinion that matters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 00:42:12 2016 No.14886251 Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember that the tanukis are watching and slightly disappointed that everyone thinks they love money more than husbands.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 00:43:13 2016 No.14886253 >>14886247 He is a wise man. Listen to his words.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 00:44:27 2016 No.14886256 >>14886251 But they do!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 00:45:34 2016 No.14886257 File: 456 KB, 683x960, 1392809096720.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Your daughteru should be writing an essay but instead she's fooling around on the internet, what do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 00:47:34 2016 No.14886261 File: 360 KB, 1000x750, it's_all_ogre_now.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"It's Ogre time!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 00:48:14 2016 No.14886262 >>14886256 That's just a lie spread by those who hate bushy tails. >>14886257 Tell her that school is more important than Rapebook and that I'll shut the internet off if she can't handle it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 00:48:19 2016 No.14886263 >>14886261 Yes, yes. I'm polishing the other horn.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 00:48:40 2016 No.14886265 >>14886253 But my dick didn't help me in that math class back in high school. He just made me think about fucking my teacher every goddamned day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 00:48:44 2016 No.14886266 >>14886261 Is that the whole image?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 00:49:28 2016 No.14886268 File: 10 KB, 191x244, 1457329768603.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14886261 >"OGRETIME?!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 00:49:44 2016 No.14886270 >>14886262 >I'll shut the internet off You'd go insane within a week. >>14886265 >having a hot math teacher That must've been confusing. Only teacher I ever wanted to fuck taught a language I never cared about.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 00:49:49 2016 No.14886271 >>14886257 Pat her on the head and tell her I did the same thing when I was her age. Also that I deeply regretted it when test day came around.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 00:50:02 2016 No.14886272 >>14886257 She's just like me. But really, she should do that essay or I'm going to threaten to look through her computer with her mother.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 00:50:10 2016 No.14886273 >>14886265 And your telling me that you wouldn't put your hakutaku teacher on the desk and driller her from behind while her breasts spring free from her dress?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 00:50:37 2016 No.14886274 >>14886261 Yes, dear, I can read the clock just fine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 00:51:02 2016 No.14886275 >>14886262 It's not! Tanukis love money above all else and ruin the world!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 00:51:13 2016 No.14886277 >>14886270 Not for a week, I'll unplug the modem and watch it until she says her paper's done.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 00:52:19 2016 No.14886280 >>14886277 You'd go insane within a week!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 00:52:26 2016 No.14886281 >>14886270 She can have that essay done in an hour if she quits fooling around.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 00:53:20 2016 No.14886284 >>14886281 In an hour? It's got to be like 8 pages!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 00:56:42 2016 No.14886289 >>14886284 Two hours. Just start typing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 00:56:42 2016 No.14886290 File: 137 KB, 708x500, 1441132079791.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Please embrace the future. It is inevitable.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 00:57:46 2016 No.14886294 >>14886289 How do you expect her to "just start typing"? This essay needs to be about the specific interplay of two or three themes that affected the modernization of society!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 00:59:51 2016 No.14886301 >>14886284 >8 pages >an hour Eh, that would take an hour WITH BREAKS. Seriously, get in a good groove with some decent sources and the writing just FLOWS. And that's WITHOUT the various tricks you can use to make the thing shorter than it should be.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 01:00:11 2016 No.14886302 File: 500 KB, 883x758, 1455839636621.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14886290 Gotta love when the latest updates and body mods come out for your waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 01:00:47 2016 No.14886305 >>14886301 >lies >damned lies Why would you do that? Or is it that you don't care at all what grade she gets?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 01:00:53 2016 No.14886306 >>14886290 It's a bit difficult to embrace the future from this position. Mind letting me up first?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 01:01:09 2016 No.14886307 >>14886270 Oh it was confusing, especially since her husband was my baseball coach. >>14886273 I would. But she was a 40-something human woman with two kids and hips that could kill a man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 01:02:02 2016 No.14886310 >>14886307 >her husband was my baseball coach Oh this is soap opera gold right here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 01:02:52 2016 No.14886314 >>14886284 >not doing you're entire senior paper, fourteen pages plus citations in under two hours man high school was fun

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 01:03:39 2016 No.14886316 File: 886 KB, 1000x1401, 1437924097579.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14886290 Alpha-01 will never ever be canon. Tanabe's Alpha-01 doujin still isn't translated either ;_;

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 01:04:16 2016 No.14886319

>>14886305
You fool! With proper education, a good set of source materials, the right motivation and a truly MAGNIFICENT cup of tea, even the most difficult of assignments can be done in record time, with the highest of quality! Not to mention that these tricks are actually TAUGHT by the professors themselves! Personal experience on the last one, found out when taking a GE Cred class on writing papers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 01:06:04 2016 No.14886321 >>14886316 There is a rumour that alpha is going to be the boss of central fictions act 3. there is nothing to back it up

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 01:08:02 2016 No.14886330 File: 231 KB, 484x536, 1423578402744.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14886319 Oh? What's this trick then? I'm asking for a Wurm, she painted herself red but it didn't work.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 01:12:34 2016 No.14886341 >>14886330 It worked on muh dick. We may need to find her a better tanning lotion though. I bet her hands are orange too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 01:15:27 2016 No.14886345 File: 331 KB, 1000x985, 1435140716121.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] No matter where you go, I will find you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lv6VW4tMZbE

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 01:18:16 2016 No.14886357 >>14886345 Why would anyone want to find me?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 01:19:27 2016 No.14886361 >>14886357 She's trying to be romantic, why you gotta be thick?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 01:29:18 2016 No.14886385 File: 1.37 MB, 2480x3508, 1415475170131.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] MAXIMUM EFFORT!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 01:31:39 2016 No.14886394 File: 2.53 MB, 430x242, 4e3d4088.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14886385

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 01:31:53 2016 No.14886396 >>14886385 Kunoichis getting their wide hips and huge butts stuck in window frames.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 01:32:30 2016 No.14886398 >>14886345 Why would you replace one of the best motion picture soundtracks ever with pure shit?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 01:33:48 2016 No.14886400 >>14886398 Wait, I didn't actually listen to it, it's not the original?

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 01:38:48 2016 No.14886413
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>>14886385
>Accidentally disrespect some Zipangu Shogun Lord and he sends a team of highly trained Kunoichi to hunt you down and rape you.
>Instead of getting immediately raped in the first night. They all end up fighting with each other over the right to 'assassinate' you.
>Everytime you're about to get raped, you're narrowly saved by another Kunoichi. Who's attacked by another once she's close to catching you and so on.
>It's the longest night you've ever had. Hours of running and hiding.
>When the sun rises you find yourself in a collapsed pile of bruised and exhausted Kunoichi.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 01:40:22 2016 No.14886417 >>14886413 And thus you become famous for evading an elite unit under the Shogun himself. All the tryhards in the land seek you out for a challenge, all the bounty hunters want the magnificent prize on your head.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 01:42:40 2016 No.14886421 >>14886413 Is making them my Harem an option? Because that sounds like the worst blueballing ever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 01:43:39 2016 No.14886423 >>14885985 ... But why?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 01:44:50 2016 No.14886426 File: 124 KB, 441x554, 1449116104539.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14886421 >Convincing an entire clan of Kunoichi to betray their shogun for your dick Anon, how could you sully their honor like that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 01:45:58 2016 No.14886429 >>14886423 Because if we don't do it first, someone else will beat us to it! We can't allow a Monster Girl Gap! The Reds are developing units of Bears and Tigers as we speak! We must strike first and we must strike hard!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 01:56:47 2016 No.14886450 File: 39 KB, 680x383, 735.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14885985 I think you have been playing too much XCOM recently.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 01:57:26 2016 No.14886452 >>14886450 >playing too much XCOM Are you a soccer mom?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 01:57:28 2016 No.14886453 >>14886426 Hey he sent them to rape me anyway and I'm just some loser. If anything this Shogun sounds like a total bro and I should give him a high five after I fuck the Kunoichi he sent after me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 01:58:53 2016 No.14886457 >>14886426 Sully their honor? Isn't that what they were trained to do? You know, train for years and then waifu the fuck out of one(1) guy in a woefully inefficient "assassination?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 02:06:58 2016 No.14886476 >>14886426 I think they'd see it as a point of pride. >Our husband is so great a man that it took every single one of us to take him down, your husbando a shit by comparison!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 02:08:15 2016 No.14886479 >>14886330 Nah, see, painting yourself red just makes you go faster. You gotta paint the computer, the keyboard, the font, the paper, and the printer red.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 02:09:31 2016 No.14886485 >>14886479 Good going, now Wurm is pouring red paint inside the computer. Are you paying for this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 02:11:50 2016 No.14886492 Did that homeless lamia greentext from the other day ever conclude? I was kinda liking that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 02:12:04 2016 No.14886494 >>14886485 That's standard procedure. That wurm knows what she's doing. If you fill the computer with red, that makes it go very fast. It also stays cool, because all the heat goes fast into the air.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 02:12:06 2016 No.14886495 >>14886485 You should be paying him desu senpai. Not only are you getting a faster computer, it also now has a BITCHIN' paintjob.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 02:12:31 2016 No.14886499 >>14886492 Nope.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 02:13:21 2016 No.14886501
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>>14886450
Which would you rather do after 2017 hits and MGs become a thing?

Wait until sometime later down the road for us to get smashed like Xcom did by Ayyylien women and forced to lick ADVENT's collective cunt before eventually defeating them Xcom2 style?

Or pair up humanity with MGs and weaponize them so we can smash face and steal Ayylien women technology before rolling over them and either assimilating or destroying the aliens completely Xcom1 style?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 02:13:24 2016 No.14886502 >>14886494 >>14886495 Wurms! I'm surrounded by WURMS!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 02:15:09 2016 No.14886507 >>14886501 I for one welcome our new, ovulating overlords! Do as Steve does.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 02:15:44 2016 No.14886511 >>14886502 No Anon, it's all one wurm. She's just moving very, very fast.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 02:16:36 2016 No.14886516 >>14886511 I'm horrified.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 02:18:19 2016 No.14886523 >>14886516 She shouldn't have painted herself red, then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 02:18:43 2016 No.14886528 >>14886516 You should be excited! Just think of the high friction cuddles! The physics defying sex! The sweaty wurm ready for cuddles but also dripping paint everywhere you get after!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 02:19:31 2016 No.14886533 >>14886528 I don't mind the sweat but the paint is toxic and I won't lick it.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 02:21:31 2016 No.14886543

>>14886533
>the paint is toxic and I won't lick it.
Who in their right mind would let a wurm use anything other than nontoxic paint? The nice clerk lady at the store gave her some that's non-toxic and washable too!

Also, the clerk was a succubus so it's edible and strawberry flavored. Enjoy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 02:23:05 2016 No.14886549 >>14886543 This is going in a weird place and I feel I have no control over the situation. Wurmdom is spooky.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 02:26:15 2016 No.14886568

>>14886549
>This is going in a weird place
There's nothing weird about it; she's dirty and exhausted and you need to clean her with your tongue or otherwise. Be cautioned, she iis terribly ticklish, especially around the belly button region.

>I have no control over the situation.
>Dealing with a dragon
>Expecting control
>Ever
Oh, you. It doesn't really help that the wurm isn't in control either.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 02:27:42 2016 No.14886573 >>14886568 >the wurm isn't in control either Then who? Who is it that pulls the strink?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 02:28:52 2016 No.14886577 File: 581 KB, 768x768, 1457335732178.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14886573 the trash pandas

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 02:29:33 2016 No.14886580 >>14886573 The red string of fate cannot be pulled because it is 2fast. It simply is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 02:30:14 2016 No.14886582 File: 45 KB, 512x512, Da Zog you on bout humie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Painting a computer red to make it go fast This is sounding less like something poor, retarded Wurm-chan might do and more like Anon has a Mek Gurl in his room.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 02:30:16 2016 No.14886583 >>14886580 Finally string theory makes sense!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 02:31:50 2016 No.14886589 >>14886582 Red makes things go 3x faster, this has been a fact since the original Gundam.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 02:42:00 2016 No.14886610 File: 65 KB, 404x600, I's here to eat munchies and snusnu mansies, and I's all outta munchies.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14886582 Making da impossible possible!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 02:46:30 2016 No.14886623 >>14886610 I do not want green eggs & ham, Sam I Am.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 02:47:14 2016 No.14886627 >>14886623 Would you like them outside on a quilt?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 03:01:29 2016 No.14886659 >>14886610 >tfw you're captured by a group of P'Orcs and this scene unfolds. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufFOghMt1yI

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 03:02:41 2016 No.14886664 >>14886659 But that's no fun.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 03:13:36 2016 No.14886682 File: 1.34 MB, 900x1900, 1428304915439.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You're still not writing about the Cheese Bandits doing their biggest heist and stealing the Moon? Yawn!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 03:20:20 2016 No.14886694 >>14885534 >supporting an oppressive and unpopular regime because they have qt princesses Niggers need some liberte up in this bitch.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 03:24:21 2016 No.14886703 >>14886659 WE'VE RAPED NOTHING BUT 'UMIE BOYS FOR THREE STINKIN' DAYS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 03:24:41 2016 No.14886704 >>14886682 Of course not, their biggest heist was stealing my heart.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 03:35:09 2016 No.14886727 >>14886703 >"Yeah! Why can't we get some MEAT!..." >"...What about them? They look hung..."

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 03:44:56 2016 No.14886740 File: 1.19 MB, 2250x1800, tmp_12864-8pHdcZZJAasmHMiIIYnDrVI3F5Hn72dlyu1B6UQ4Rj4-311065636.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >just one more drawing until Loen does my second 7 meter daki Loen, you're a amazingly fast

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 03:45:47 2016 No.14886744 File: 905 KB, 1000x1025, 1436064390945.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Look Owen, we've got company!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 03:48:39 2016 No.14886748 >>14886744 Put your tongue back in your mouth, it makes you look silly like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 03:48:46 2016 No.14886749 >>14886744 Who was Owen?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 03:49:09 2016 No.14886751 File: 46 KB, 640x480, The fuck is wrong with you holy shit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14886740 >Commissioning a second 7-meter daki art You fucking madman.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 03:50:01 2016 No.14886753 File: 105 KB, 500x600, oomukadoc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Open wide.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 03:50:18 2016 No.14886754 >>14886749 Her uncle. Brother of Ben.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 03:53:07 2016 No.14886762 >>14886753 I've been waiting for ages Doc, were ya been?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 03:54:42 2016 No.14886765 >>14886753 Yada!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 03:54:50 2016 No.14886766 >>14886744 I can leave if you want to. I don't even know why I'm in a fucking cemetary.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 03:58:24 2016 No.14886772 File: 570 KB, 1947x1947, 1435677036791.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm just heading out for half an hour, or so watch this Wendigo while I'm gone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 03:59:52 2016 No.14886775 >>14886772 I shall do nothing but watch her then, no matter what she does or where she goes I shall we staring.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 04:00:36 2016 No.14886778 >>14886772 She looks a little groggy. I better sniff her behind the ear, that's how you check if Wendigos have fever you know.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 04:00:40 2016 No.14886779 >>14886772 What does she eat?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 04:01:38 2016 No.14886782 >>14886779 Stretchy anime meat.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 04:02:04 2016 No.14886783
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All I want to do is come home from a long day of work to a scene like this, pick up my daughteru, kiss her on the forehead, and then kiss my wife on the lips, before we all sit down to a home-cooked meal and discuss our day.

Any species I don't care. Hellhound, kikimora, unicorn, flowkelp, crow tengu, fuck, even a God damn djinn-of-the-jar.

Life is just to cruel.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 04:02:27 2016 No.14886784 File: 223 KB, 683x1024, 8298953912_8cb1291728_b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14886772 Hey girl. Wanna buy some crack?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 04:03:31 2016 No.14886786 >>14886783 >Any species I don't care. What about a human being?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 04:03:36 2016 No.14886787 >>14886772 I'M GONNA PUT MY DICK IT

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 04:04:07 2016 No.14886790 >>14886783 Life is not cruel, merely indifferent. All that stands between happiness and you is, well, you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 04:11:04 2016 No.14886799 >>14886790 And the fact that monster girls aren't real.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 04:12:22 2016 No.14886802 >>14886799 Reality is just poppycock.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 04:13:42 2016 No.14886807 >>14886802 On more whimsical word out of you and I'm going to shove my reality up your ass.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 04:16:18 2016 No.14886812 >>14886807 Whimsical? It's a perfectly cromulent word.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 04:16:33 2016 No.14886813 >>14886807 You're being such a bumblypuss

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 04:19:57 2016 No.14886820 >>14882893 Here's jub jub wub step jub jub dada wub wub wooooooaaaaah

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 04:23:28 2016 No.14886827 >>14886813 Who let the alps in here?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 04:24:30 2016 No.14886829 File: 9 KB, 300x300, 1429636501565.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So I just found out my life-long masturbation habits have been unhealthy and may have caused permanent damage. Where do I sign up for alpification?

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 04:24:46 2016 No.14886831

>>14886812
>>14886813
I'm warning you guys. Before we go any further you should know I have a master's degree in theology and mathematics, have taken over 300 photos of my child-friends and am a master of chess puzzles and riddles. I will make you pose with precision the likes of which the world has never seen, mark my words kiddos.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 04:26:32 2016 No.14886836 >>14886831 Good luck finding me, I'm behind seven layers of deceit and lies!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 04:29:13 2016 No.14886839 >>14886829 Alps are pure maidens trapped in a boy's body, whether they know it or need a little push to find out. You're just a pervert.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 04:30:54 2016 No.14886843 >>14886839 >just a pervert You don't understand. I'm screwed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 04:33:57 2016 No.14886850 >>14886843 This is some sort of roundabout trick for flushing out alps, isn't it? You're waiting for one of us to ask about your dick, then you'll call us faggots and laugh.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 04:36:03 2016 No.14886855 >>14886850 No I'm serious, prone masturbation is apparently a one-way ticket to losing your ability to have orgasms.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 04:36:50 2016 No.14886858 >>14886850 See I thought he was talking about his prostate

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 04:45:39 2016 No.14886868 What is your favorite elemental and why? Mine is Dark Matter, there is something special about a girl having constant sex with a demonic energy nuke I bet no one will answer Glacies

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 04:47:38 2016 No.14886871 >>14886858 Wait. Which one of us is the alp then?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 04:49:26 2016 No.14886873 >>14886855 Am I safe fapping on my back?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 04:50:05 2016 No.14886874 >>14886871 We're all alps anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 04:50:07 2016 No.14886875 >>14886873 Yes, that's fine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 04:54:05 2016 No.14886881 >>14886874 And none of you told me till now?!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 04:55:17 2016 No.14886884 >>14886881 Gee willikers, you're kinda slow there sister!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 05:01:50 2016 No.14886896 File: 209 KB, 1000x1000, 1451187726885.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14886775 >>14886778 >>14886779 >>14886784 >>14886787 You fools, I don't know what you did to her but now she's huge.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 05:02:57 2016 No.14886900 >>14886896 Oh gee, guess I fed her after midnight. My bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 05:05:30 2016 No.14886905 >>14886829 What habits, exactly?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 05:06:23 2016 No.14886907 File: 192 KB, 866x572, 1391954517491.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14886905 Humping the bed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 05:10:38 2016 No.14886914 >>14886907 How would that affect anything? Unless you damaged your dick somehow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 05:13:19 2016 No.14886920 >>14886896 Don't worry, I've been watching her this whole time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 05:13:48 2016 No.14886921 File: 365 KB, 458x1152, Would be a shame if something happened to it.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14886740 That's a real nice tail ribbon you got there...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 05:14:19 2016 No.14886922 >>14886914 That's the point, studies show that that's exactly what it does. That's why I need to Alp and get a brand-spanking-new set of genitalia.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 05:18:19 2016 No.14886932 File: 293 KB, 900x900, Smug Condescending Horse Pussy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14886907 >>14886829 >>14886922 Such impressive work ruining yourself like that...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 05:20:41 2016 No.14886936 File: 33 KB, 785x957, 1440152683191.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14886932 Please no bully, this is serious!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 05:27:15 2016 No.14886954 >>14886922 Well my daddy taught me a few things like how not to damage the dick by using someone else's ass instead of your own bed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 05:28:19 2016 No.14886958 >>14886936 >pic Silly, you can't be my girlfriend if you're leaving for the concentration camp!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 05:31:19 2016 No.14886966 >>14886954 ＦＵＣＫＹＯＵ！

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 05:32:30 2016 No.14886970 >>14886966 I believe that's the idea.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 05:32:49 2016 No.14886972 >>14886966 I'd by raht happy to~

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 05:41:47 2016 No.14887001 File: 26 KB, 217x265, milliataunt.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can Kejourous turn their hair into different shapes? Would you let a Kejourou masturbate you with big soft hair-hands, differently textured hair onaholes, hair tentacles...?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 05:50:47 2016 No.14887019 File: 489 KB, 891x1200, kejourou_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14887001 I'd let her hold me in her arms and let me suck her breasts while she gave me a hair-handjob.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 06:00:45 2016 No.14887041 >>14886079 That Mantis is getting a piggy ride

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 06:08:25 2016 No.14887049 >>14886577 Holy fuck! Raykins!

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 06:14:09 2016 No.14887059

>>14886936
I don't know if this will work for your issue but I similarly had a masturbation related condition that I cured myself of recently with help from the onahole thread.

Buy some good lube and the most soft, realistic onahole you can find. Switch to masturbating with it exclusively. It'll take some getting used to but eventually your body should start to correct any malfunctions you caused with your bad habits.

>>	Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk Mon Mar 7 06:33:05 2016 No.14887086 File: 333 KB, 1775x1825, Best maid.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Shoggoth > Kikimora

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 06:34:11 2016 No.14887090 >>14887086 >local tripfag saves anonymous posters from their own stupidity

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 06:35:10 2016 No.14887094 >>14887086 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 06:35:50 2016 No.14887095 >>14887086 How the hell is bizarre slime still going?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 06:38:19 2016 No.14887101 >>14887086 But what if Shoggoth IS Kikimora?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 06:41:38 2016 No.14887108 >>14887086 Design-wise certainly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 06:45:34 2016 No.14887118 >>14886868 So... No one likes elementals? I thought we had a few Gnome lovers in here

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 06:46:07 2016 No.14887121 File: 137 KB, 679x959, 53042032_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14887086 Without a doubt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 06:47:42 2016 No.14887124 >>14887118 My favorite elemental is a mature sylph.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 06:48:10 2016 No.14887127 File: 387 KB, 724x1023, 1454342417559.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kuudere elf onee-sans with big, bothersome torpedo tits that they're embarrassed of, but are really sexual.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 06:50:22 2016 No.14887133 >>14886212 >wolf ears >wolf tail

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 06:51:30 2016 No.14887138 >>14887118 Gnome lover here, what is it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 06:52:08 2016 No.14887139 >>14887086 Nureonago > Shoggoth

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 07:07:08 2016 No.14887170

>>14887139
>Abomination that will drive you insane and become one with you through maid skills and obscene sex
>Gentle Slime that will marry you for giving her just a bit of attention and devote her entire life to you

I can understand where you are coming from but the whole "becoming one" thing is too good to give up on

Shoggoth > Nureonago

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 07:09:11 2016 No.14887175
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>>14887019
>>14887019
Since she could make them look however she wants, what should they ideally look like in terms of shape? More or less human-like? Larger or smaller than a human's?

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 07:10:35 2016 No.14887178

>>14887139
>Nureonago
>Good housewife, smells like fresh rain
>Bland personality and a dead fish in bed

>Shoggoth
>Eldritch tier Housewife, can create any utensil you desire
>Interesting personality and a complete freak between the sheets that she made using her body

Shoggoth 2016, make maids great again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 07:11:31 2016 No.14887180 >>14887178 >a complete freak between the sheets What kind of horrifying things would she do to your penis?

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 07:11:42 2016 No.14887181
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>>14887118
They're all pretty fine by me, except Sylphs (kids) and Ignis' (too aggressive). Gnomes and Glacies have the best personalities, but lose to Undines in terms of looks. Dark Matters attract my fearboner and degradation fetish.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 07:13:09 2016 No.14887183
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>>14887175
There's a few ways she could go about it. One big monster like hand that's enough to completely cover the dick on it's own or it could split down the middle into two separate hands that look a little more human that she controls simultaneously.

Either would be one hell of an experience and I'd love to try them both.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 07:13:28 2016 No.14887184 >>14887086 I'm honestly kinda done with this epik kiki v shog meme

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 07:15:35 2016 No.14887191 >>14887183 What if she alternated between the two? Softly caressing with two human-like hands, then merging them together into one huge monster hand, roughly pumping you with it, then splitting it apart again to gently pamper you some more?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 07:16:19 2016 No.14887193 >>14886829 >>14886907 >>14886922 Oh fuck me, are you serious No one told me this was bad. I don't want to Alp. Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 07:16:45 2016 No.14887194 >>14887086 Russian Jinko Maid > Shoggest of Shoggoths Prove me wrong.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 07:18:21 2016 No.14887196

>>14887127
>You will never have emotionless sex with a kuudere, their emotionless facade remaining despite giving them a massive orgasm, until after shooting a huge load of hot, potent baby-batter deep into their womb, at which point they meekly crack a half-smile and hug you

End it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 07:18:45 2016 No.14887199 >>14887191 That sounds like a dream come true. Honestly I never used to be a big fan of Kejourous but they've grown on me a lot since they were first posted.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 07:19:11 2016 No.14887202 File: 107 KB, 600x845, preview.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I must hurry, so I'll just leave this here

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 07:19:46 2016 No.14887205 >>14887184 The answer to all of this is teamwork. http://i.imgur.com/HYDC2Tg.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 07:19:46 2016 No.14887206 >>14887175 A hair onahole would be the best >>14887181 Undines are like overpowered slimes, I want to stick it into every parts of her body especially her feet

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 07:22:53 2016 No.14887211 >>14887196 I really like the thought of a kuudere having an orgasm. Just shaking with an awkward grimace and their eyes watering while not emoting in any way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 07:22:58 2016 No.14887213 >>14887202 She doesn't look like Onee-san material

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 07:24:09 2016 No.14887217 >>14887213 >Not wanting a tough onee-san

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 07:25:28 2016 No.14887222 File: 169 KB, 700x757, 1457309803146.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14887095 >How the hell is bizarre slime still going? Waifus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 07:25:54 2016 No.14887226 >>14887217 But onee-sans should be sweet and loving.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 07:27:54 2016 No.14887234 >>14887184 >I'm honestly kinda done with this epik kiki v shog meme You should be done, we now have a clear winner. The majority votes in favor of Shoggoth. Now we can move onto making new memes, like who's the best muscle girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 07:28:03 2016 No.14887235 >>14887199 What sort of appearance should the monster one have though?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 07:28:17 2016 No.14887236 >>14887178 >a dead fish in bed From experience I can say that you are wrong.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 07:28:35 2016 No.14887238 >>14887202 >Get taken home and mercilessly raped by a Jabberwock >She takes out a pack of cigarettes lights one next to you while you cry for your lost purity >And another >And another >She's now laying next to you with one cigarette in each mouth

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 07:30:33 2016 No.14887248 >>14887236 Where did you get a monstergirl?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 07:32:54 2016 No.14887250 File: 181 KB, 421x580, 1457333473195.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Send help

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 07:33:58 2016 No.14887255 File: 180 KB, 413x579, 1457333537987.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14887250

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 07:34:36 2016 No.14887257 File: 590 KB, 1200x1500, comi50.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] MGs need to have sea shanties sung about them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EDIY-YOpRs

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 07:35:38 2016 No.14887258 File: 1.57 MB, 850x1200, 1449056139470.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14887250 >>14887255 Why would you need help from best girl? Just let her slippery acidic love wash over you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 07:36:11 2016 No.14887261 >>14887248 AU Zippangu

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 07:37:02 2016 No.14887263 >>14887202 ＤＩＯ！

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 07:37:16 2016 No.14887265 >>14887250 >>14887255 Whoa fuck, what is this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 07:37:32 2016 No.14887266 >>14887258 I meant "call an ambulance I can't go flaccid" because not only is she still THICK, she is voiced by KitaEri

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 07:37:54 2016 No.14887267 >>14887235 Something demonic and intimidating with large "claws." The combination of it looking scary while also being incredibly soft would be a unique experience.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 07:38:04 2016 No.14887270 >>14887265 You better like vore kiddo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 07:38:08 2016 No.14887271 File: 623 KB, 2291x1606, 1450969478163.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14887250 >>14887255 >>14887258 who needs help? Invisible grill is the best tho

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 07:38:16 2016 No.14887272 >>14887257 We definitely need more pirate girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 07:39:32 2016 No.14887273 >>14887265 Heroine of Ridley "Alien Queen" otherwise known as Pinky

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 07:41:29 2016 No.14887279 >>14887273 Don't forget Froppy, anon! http://i.imgur.com/QoAAIvL.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 07:42:57 2016 No.14887282 >>14887279 We've had Froppy's anime designs and VA for ages Also, Pinky > Froppy

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 07:43:03 2016 No.14887283 >>14887086 > Russian Jinko Maid Who?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 07:43:24 2016 No.14887286 >>14887272 >There's a ninja monster girl >But there's no pirate monster girl Is this because KC is a jap, and therefore automatically blessed with shit taste?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 07:44:13 2016 No.14887292 >>14887282 But that's wrong all BnHA girls = all BnHA girls

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 07:44:44 2016 No.14887293

>>14887267
Like a massive, powerful looking hand tipped with long sharp claws? That does sound quite wonderful.
Or are you thinking of something more slender and "elegant", yet intimidating? I pictured the large and powerful one mostly as a contrast to the beautiful and feminine hands it'd split up into.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 07:45:49 2016 No.14887297 File: 715 KB, 1280x1579, clB4IaI.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14887194 > Russian Jinko Maid Who?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 07:46:17 2016 No.14887298 >>14887286 Pirates aren't exactly considered mystical except for the whole voodoo thing that usually happens in pirate tales. That said, pirates have the best music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgVWJkc5gXE

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 07:46:58 2016 No.14887299 >>14887292 I was wrong, allow me to correct myself Pinky >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Froppy

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 07:47:08 2016 No.14887300 >>14887282 >Tsuyu is voice by Aoi Yuuki >He thinks anyone can take her place as best girl now >Captcha says to choose all the bread >Only bread is in the form of burgers

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 07:47:42 2016 No.14887305 >>14887238 >another one

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 07:48:40 2016 No.14887307 >>14887293 Powerful looking for sure, the sort of thing that looks like it could crush a man if it was the real deal.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 07:48:44 2016 No.14887308

>>14887118
Undines are objectively good because water is. Be it ocean, sea, river, lake, or spring it'll be pleasant enough. In another setting you could totally have the Undine in charge of water treatment in your city or on your spaceship or such, among other things.
Sylphs are great for similar reasons, and because I really love cheerful fairy types. Having a pact with a corrupted Sylph would also allow me to generate a sinister wind of lewd omen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNHgCDMKAqM
Ignis doesn't have the same draw, because there happen to be a wealth of belligerent flame-aligned monsters, and some of them come with adorable fluff.
Gnome is....eh. Earth is fine too but I really don't like the design or concept very much.
Dark Matters are also kind of an unappealing concept by sheer dint of just offering a concentrated quantity of what everyone else also does, but Saphirette and her desire for a scholarly dickthrone make a pretty good case for them.
Between Glacies and Yuki-onna I'm way in favor of the snow maidens, because a life in glacial tundra with ice elementals is not nearly as nice as Zipangu style Touch Fluffy Snow.
The real toss up for me is foxfire. Kitsune-bi are designated as elementals of pure fox essence and lust, but what does that even mean in practice? Do they just float around in your pants trying to drain your balls all day? Do they ever gain a more physical form? Do they even have enough consciousness to be a true wife or are they simply a sort of persistent status effect when living around Youko?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 07:48:49 2016 No.14887309 >>14887300 >implying Aoi Yuki is nearly as good as Kitamura Eri

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 07:49:06 2016 No.14887311 File: 132 KB, 737x1000, 1457348875122.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14887299 But anon, that's denying the bestitude of all of the girls in the series.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 07:52:03 2016 No.14887318 >>14887307 What if, afterwards, she used two such hands to pin you down while riding you cowgirl?

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 07:52:29 2016 No.14887319
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>>14887311
>genki thick monster girl with qt antennae and black sclera
>sex hair
>likes sci-fi movies
>thick
>automatic lubrication
>T H I C K
>now has KitaEri as seiyuu
How can the other girls even compete?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 07:55:24 2016 No.14887324 >>14887202 Who was the artist for this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 07:57:21 2016 No.14887328 >>14887319 With cuteness.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 07:57:53 2016 No.14887331 >>14887309 There are only two people better than Aoi, one is Miyu and she's dead now, and the other is Miyuki Sawashiro.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 08:03:13 2016 No.14887341 >>14887238 >even the brooch is smoking I'm going to show this Wocky that smoking is bad and can kill

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 08:03:27 2016 No.14887343 >>14887331 >Chiwa Saito >Kitamura Eri >Yui Horie >Yukana >Yumi Hara The list goes on.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 08:04:40 2016 No.14887346 >>14887318 Couldn't ask for anything better, she could use them to pin me down and use her real hands to play with herself to increase the excitement for both of us.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 08:06:22 2016 No.14887349 >>14887343 >Implying it gets better than https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_wyaHeJ-e8

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 08:07:55 2016 No.14887352 >>14887346 What size do you think would be the ideal combination of power and intimidation, and handjob ability?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 08:11:05 2016 No.14887362 File: 330 KB, 700x642, helmet hair.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14887349 It does.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 08:19:33 2016 No.14887380 >>14887352 That would need a good amount of experimentation. If the portal opens I volunteer to be a test subject out of the goodness of my heart.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 08:23:59 2016 No.14887396 >>14887380 Do you think a size like one of these >>14887001 >>14887175 Just more "massive", powerful and monstrous looking would work?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 08:27:41 2016 No.14887405 >>14887349 >posting Sawashiro in a conversation about Aoi Yuuki

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 08:30:32 2016 No.14887408 File: 466 KB, 934x629, 55680746_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Monster Girl Encyclopedia World Guide Gaiden ~Dragonia~ KC approved side-encyclopedia thing all about dragons coming this summer, it seems.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 08:31:00 2016 No.14887411 >>14887396 About 1.25x bigger would be pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 08:32:25 2016 No.14887413 >>14887408 Nice, too bad it will probably never get translated just like all the other KC approved fan-books

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 08:32:40 2016 No.14887414 >>14887408 >KC approved So it's not actually by him? I'm a little wary and will probably treat it as non-canon but it could have some nice stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 08:32:47 2016 No.14887415 >>14887411 Sounds good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 08:34:25 2016 No.14887420 >>14887414 He's supervising production and is contributing some work to it. As for actual degree of canonicity, I have no idea.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 08:35:12 2016 No.14887426 >>14887408 Time to get my sword and armor ready for adventuring and battle against dragons

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 08:47:29 2016 No.14887450 KC just updated his Enty with Pharaoh stuff. Guess we can expect a new girl this week, he's been more active on twitter today than he has been in the last fortnight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 08:50:24 2016 No.14887458 File: 117 KB, 816x1100, 1454295960994.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14887297

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 08:51:51 2016 No.14887460 >>14887458 Saved, thanks. But why "russian"?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 08:53:05 2016 No.14887461 File: 3.23 MB, 2555x3600, _________.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14887450

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 08:54:16 2016 No.14887465 >>14887460 Well, why not?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 08:55:38 2016 No.14887467 >>14887461 Good man, didn't expect a rip so fast. First thing that strikes me about the close up details is that she wears way more eye liner than I thought she did.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 08:56:04 2016 No.14887471 File: 35 KB, 600x600, CcW3eBXWEAAFyX3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14887465 Hm...Okay...In Russia we have a Amur Tigers...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 08:56:27 2016 No.14887472 File: 443 KB, 1350x968, jinko maid.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14887460 Siberian Tigers

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 08:57:56 2016 No.14887479 >>14887460 Two words:Broken English It's a fetish.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 08:58:01 2016 No.14887480 >>14887408 Zombie Dragons soon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 09:00:05 2016 No.14887484 File: 114 KB, 999x999, SQDesmWe26s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14887479 Your fetish? My english is pretty fucked up because I am russian, sorry if sometimes you cannot understand my "Broken English"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 09:00:22 2016 No.14887486 >>14887461 I'm not the only one who thinks the shading on the edge of those red tattoos makes them look like wounds scored into her flesh, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 09:00:41 2016 No.14887487 >>14887479 Not just the broken english, the thought of a shitfaced Jinko staggering around after downing a bottle of vodka is adorable in a weird sort of way. It's okay, mamono mana prevents liver problems.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 09:01:06 2016 No.14887488 >>14887461 That lazuli eye stuff is more prominent now, lovely.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 09:01:42 2016 No.14887491 >>14887484 Anon please, blue board. You don't want to go on vacation do you? >>14887486 I thought the same thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 09:02:16 2016 No.14887494 >>14887408 What exactly is he going to do for dragons all there really is are one that can breathe fire and ones that are just deadly there's not much he can work with here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 09:02:20 2016 No.14887496 >>14887461 >Purple nails >Makeup around the eyes >The details on her jewelry High Resolution makes everything better I want a Pharaoh footjob even more now

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 09:02:40 2016 No.14887497 >>14887408 Hmm, that art looks like KC's and not quite at the same time. Probably less effort put? I'd rather expect full-fledged profiles, but these seem nice too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 09:03:48 2016 No.14887501 >>14887486 What are they supposed to be anyways? Something that Pharaohs gain when awakening?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 09:03:49 2016 No.14887502 >>14887461 >Cuddling with a Pharaoh >She accidentally skewers your leg with those toenails

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 09:03:53 2016 No.14887503 >>14887352 >handjob I'll never get the fixation. You faggots do realise that no one will ever give you a handjob better than the one you give yourself, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 09:04:39 2016 No.14887505 >>14887484 >that nose getting pretty cheesy there

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 09:04:48 2016 No.14887506 >>14887501 Probably pleasure runes similar to the other girls in the succubus family.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 09:05:23 2016 No.14887510 >>14887484 айй лмао, кук

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 09:05:24 2016 No.14887511 >>14887461 So they don't ALWAYS have that snake around, do they?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 09:06:25 2016 No.14887513 >>14887503 Regular handjobs are lame, yeah. Monster handjobs, though...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 09:06:28 2016 No.14887514 >>14887510 таварсчщ непалимся сукаблат

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 09:09:11 2016 No.14887522 >>14887513 Not sure if i want pawjobs though, some of them have very sharp claws.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 09:09:20 2016 No.14887523 >You'll never fuck a human girl exorcist who doesn't believe in monsters, yet manages to act more lustily than any monster you'd ever met, fights monsters for a living and hums this tune when she is relaxed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY3ufkZPm1s

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 09:09:51 2016 No.14887524 >>14887503 It's like tickling, Anon. Having the touch coming from an outside source really does wonders for the sensation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 09:10:15 2016 No.14887526 >>14887484 There was a guy who made a greentext about the Russian Jinko Maid, the way she talked in that broken english made her even more adorable.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 09:11:37 2016 No.14887529 >>14887522 That's part of the appeal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 09:11:45 2016 No.14887530 >>14887511 No, I doubt that every Pharaoh would have a pet snake anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 09:12:29 2016 No.14887532 >>14887461 So you're signed for his Enty... Where's the rest bitchnigga?

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 09:12:31 2016 No.14887533

>>14887503
So naive, you just haven't put enough thought into it.
>The sensation of a touch that doesn't include the sensation your own hand feels
>The unpredictability of a hand you can't control
>The trust involved in letting a strong monster girl grab your junk

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 09:13:50 2016 No.14887536 >>14887530 they actually do

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 09:15:15 2016 No.14887540 >>14887510 Get out of here, Stalker

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 09:17:38 2016 No.14887547 >>14887533 And you get all of those and more from a vagina, so what's the point?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 09:17:47 2016 No.14887548 >>14887523 >Human She can be as lustful as she wants, but my dick's not going to get hard for her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 09:18:58 2016 No.14887554 >>14887548 But anon. Your dick is already har.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 09:19:55 2016 No.14887558 >>14887536 Doesn't mention anything about a snake or familiar in their profile, unless KC said something in additional info. That particular poster child Pharaoh just happens to have one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 09:20:52 2016 No.14887561 >>14887526 I am read-only now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 09:23:45 2016 No.14887570 >>14887558 KC mentioned in a Q&A that almost all of them had demon realm snake familiars that augment their magical abilities

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 09:33:27 2016 No.14887593 >>14887523 Good, sounds like shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 09:39:10 2016 No.14887604 >>14887593 Humanpussy isn't that bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 09:40:13 2016 No.14887610 >>14887604 >/hgt/

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 09:40:24 2016 No.14887611 >>14886753 Thanks Doc.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 09:41:07 2016 No.14887618

I want to come across a wild Jinko, and when she's growling at me I scratch her chin!
Then she begins to lower her guard and I go behind the ears and her tail stops moving!
Then I wanna give her belly rubs and she chuffs before cuddling me and calling me Husband!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 09:42:55 2016 No.14887622 >>14887604 I've had human pussy. I have to be honest, it's really not that impressive.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 09:45:20 2016 No.14887625 >>14887502 >Cuddling with a Pharaoh >remember all of them used to be men

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 09:45:39 2016 No.14887626 >>14887622 Betrayer! Out! Out!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 09:48:16 2016 No.14887631 I'm so horny it's crazy!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 09:49:45 2016 No.14887634 >>14887631 It's not like there's monstergirls in this thread Anon, why are you telling us you're horny?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 09:51:07 2016 No.14887638 Zombie Wyverns

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 09:51:13 2016 No.14887640 >>14887634 He's hoping there are monster girls browsing this thread and will read his post and get motivated to finish the portal to our world.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 09:53:57 2016 No.14887646 >>14887626 You need to know your enemy, anon.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 09:55:12 2016 No.14887648
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You can send all the anons to a world with monstergirls, but for it to happen you will have to sacrifice yourself and stay in this world, knowing that you will never be able to get in there.

Would you do it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 09:57:17 2016 No.14887650 >>14887648 What if I get someone to not into monstergirls to post here and become the sacrifice?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 09:58:36 2016 No.14887654 >>14887648 No, you fuckers would betray humanity for some unhuman pussy, you don't deserve my sacrifice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 09:59:20 2016 No.14887659 >>14887648 Yes. I'd do it for all of you as long as you kept posting here from the other side. Tell me your stories Anons. I'll always be here to listen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 10:00:57 2016 No.14887664 >>14887654 Your point being?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 10:02:10 2016 No.14887665 >>14887648 >>14887659 No need to sacrifice myself. Don't worry Anon, I'll tell your waifu that you love her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 10:02:16 2016 No.14887666 >>14887648 Might as well kill myself after too. If you're gonna martyr, do it right.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 10:02:48 2016 No.14887667 >>14887650 It has to be you. >>14887659 What if there's not internet in the other side?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 10:03:05 2016 No.14887668 >>14887648 Can I sacrifice the other anons ever getting in to get my own happiness? I want that one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 10:03:44 2016 No.14887670 >>14887664 You would probably laugh at me for being the only fucker who doesn't have a waifu while shagging your own into unconsciousness. Never EVER trust an Anon, they would just spit on your sacrifice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 10:06:03 2016 No.14887675 >>14885567 I haven't seen this video in years, but the sketch brought it to mind... Although the Raiju had a much more positive experience. No pun intended. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_rg2jUasuM

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 10:06:10 2016 No.14887676 >>14887668 >Can I sacrifice the other anons No, either you make the sacrifice or nobody gets shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 10:07:48 2016 No.14887679 >>14887667 No, it has to be an anon. By posting here they are an anon. >>14887670 I would feel bad for you and try to get you a waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 10:09:19 2016 No.14887685 >>14887648 I'd willingly make the sacrifice, as long as I can tell other anons to use mamonobamamagick to go drag whatever shred of soul is left to the world of monsters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 10:09:38 2016 No.14887688 >>14887679 >No, it has to be an anon. By posting here they are an anon >>14887676

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Anonymous Mon Mar 7 10:10:35 2016 No.14887693
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>>14887523
>You'll never be assistant to the Lich that is her archnemesis
>Exorcist always insisting undeath isn't a thing and just calls Lich a stupid goth albino all the time
>Actually upsets Lich a little

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 10:11:28 2016 No.14887696 File: 108 KB, 493x634, Sauna-bus Melfis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14885985 >MG reserve army Sure, Anon. So long as they are provided with a trip to the hot springs after each day of exercises.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 10:12:33 2016 No.14887697

>>14887693
>Turns into a Batler-bet gir type scenario where exorcist calmly demonstrates how all her undead feats are actually cleverly crafted tricks
>You know its magic
>the lich know its magic
>Yet the exorcist replicates it perfectly without the use of magic, making the lich question her own powers

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 10:13:34 2016 No.14887699 >>14887697 >Battler-best girl***

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 10:14:52 2016 No.14887704 >>14887691 Seems like she's been a bad girl...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 10:15:03 2016 No.14887706 >>14887688 He's clearly talking to all of us. Otherwise, who should know who had to be the sacrifice?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 10:16:28 2016 No.14887710 File: 58 KB, 450x273, 1446684960845.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14887697 I want pictures of a defeated looking Lich!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 10:17:07 2016 No.14887712 >>14887706 I'm who made the question. The point is that only you are offered this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 10:19:51 2016 No.14887716 >>14887712 But you didn't. You posted it publicly. You said that I had to stay behind, and then told the other anon the same thing. Who would be offering this situation anyway, a Lilim? What if I changed her mind?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 10:21:08 2016 No.14887723 File: 53 KB, 372x363, 47989469.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14887716 >But you didn't. You posted it publicly. You said that I had to stay behind, and then told the other anon the same thing

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 10:22:34 2016 No.14887728 I want to make my kobold waifu cum just by kissing her navel and licking in her belly button.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 10:23:18 2016 No.14887730 >>14887723 He should have said that it was targeted towards only me and nobody else.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 10:25:17 2016 No.14887733 >>14887730 But I'M me, how can you be me?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 10:25:27 2016 No.14887736 >>14887728 Is it possible to make a waifu cum just using your voice? It feels like one of those challenges you would see on tv, trying to make your waifu cum who's in the room next to yours and you can only yell and say lewd things.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 10:28:28 2016 No.14887748
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Making of Pharaoh!

Key words: "Mummy Lord", "Boss of Anubis and Sphinx", "Plump Desert Queen", "Brown"

As everyone knows, "Pharaoh" is the title of the monarchs of ancient Egypt.

Her being a humanoid-type accompanied by a huge snake was actually the very first thing he decided on for her concept. He already did some initial sketches of Apophis around the same time as he also felt that he should draw a genuine lamia. The two designs are meant to contrast and complement each other as sharing various basic concepts, but interpreted differently, and with different levels of inhumanity.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 10:29:22 2016 No.14887751 File: 1.16 MB, 1000x800, Lich Yuzuki - yukigeshou hyouka.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14887710 >"None of these experiments will ever make anon real. What's the point?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 10:29:56 2016 No.14887754 >>14887733 https://youtu.be/BPDlv3zr_cM

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 10:30:50 2016 No.14887759 >>14887748 >Plump Desert Queen Slightly pudgy Pharaoh concerned about her weight but too proud to admit it when? And when I say slightly pudgy, I mean 10 or so pounds overweight. Nipping this in the bud before someone goes full landwhale.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 10:31:57 2016 No.14887766 >You plan point A >You plan point C >Point B is just this vague journey you make up on the spot because you don't want to cheap out with a timeskip and the fact that you have nothing in your mind kills your motivation to write

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 10:31:59 2016 No.14887767 File: 680 KB, 620x877, Book Wurm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14887748 >More conceptualization information - NEAT! Thank you for sharing, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 10:32:47 2016 No.14887769 >>14887766 Yes, that's exactly how it goes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 10:33:04 2016 No.14887771 >>14887748 She looks "happy" to see me, can't be unseen, send help.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 10:33:56 2016 No.14887772 >>14887771 Bow to her royal scepter

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 10:34:33 2016 No.14887774 >>14887759 20 or no deal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 10:35:37 2016 No.14887775 I wanna give my puppy daughterus a T-Bone steak when they have been good girls!

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 10:35:40 2016 No.14887776

>>14887748
As an aside, KC talks about how he basically just packs the MGE full of his favorite kinds of monster girls. He talks about how he loves both things like spider girls and lamias with high degrees of inhuman-ness, and also things like succubi and devils, or even just kemonomimi.

He enjoys monster girls with mythological bases as well as more original designs from sources like JRPGs. As such, he wants to represent both classic mythology and history, and modern fantasy in the MGE.

When he says he loves all of his girls, he's not kidding!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 10:36:44 2016 No.14887778 >>14887774 35 for the pharoah on the throne!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 10:37:00 2016 No.14887781 >>14887766 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24Vlt-lpVOY

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 10:37:46 2016 No.14887784

>>14887736
I think it could be possible. I'm thinking more in terms of an intimate scenario, though. One where you're not allowed to touch her, and she's not allowed to touch herself, but you get free rein to whisper whatever you like to her. It could be like one of those hypnosis tracks, where you put her in a trance with your voice and make her imagine things happening to her with such intensity that when you command it, she'll orgasm, grinding her thighs together and bucking her hips, arching her back until you break the spell on her.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 10:39:53 2016 No.14887788

>>14887776
he would probably like being raped by an army composed of each of the girls in the MGE and be treated like the little bitch he is.

But i guess there are people in here that would also like that, just taking away some troublesome MGs like Matango or Caith Sith out of the army that is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 10:41:39 2016 No.14887794 >>14887778 45!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 10:42:08 2016 No.14887795 >>14887788 You say that like it is a bad thing

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 10:42:39 2016 No.14887799 >>14887748 >>14887776 I hope he does Wight sometime in the near future, I can't be the only one who's curious about just what source material she's based on.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 10:43:09 2016 No.14887801 >>14887776 People give him shit but he's a good man I share most his tastes, that may or may not be a bad thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 10:43:39 2016 No.14887805 >>14887795 Rape is bad and you should feel ashamed of yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 10:43:41 2016 No.14887806 >>14887794 55! 55! on the pharoah!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 10:44:50 2016 No.14887810 >>14887799 I concur, triple dubs. I mean don't get me wrong, I love my noble dead. She just doesn't match anything.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 10:46:55 2016 No.14887815 >>14887801 It paints you as slightly into furry and pretty heavily lolicon. Don't worry, I'm there too.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 10:47:48 2016 No.14887817
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>>14887776
He went through a few different poses for her profile image.

As she is meant to be a monarch of mummies, he quickly settled on having her share some of the mummies' features - bandages, and cracked skin. He does point out that cracked skin would usually be ugly and dry, but hey, monster girls already all have succubi powers, maintaining skin moisture shouldn't be too much trouble for them, he jokes.
(So to the guy pointing out that they look more like wounds than markings to him, I guess you weren't too far off the mark!)
From those cracks, the massive amount of magical energy in their body leaks out, with a slight red glow.
As they've kind of taken on the shape of a heart in one spot, they might even have a kind of magical effect!
As a god-king, she had to be lavishly covered in lots of jewelry, also to match the designs of Anubis and Sphinx. Her outfit and looks are meant to vaguely confer the appearance of a sun god, hence the blue and gold striped patterns, and almost excessive amounts of gold in general.
The other running theme in her outfit is of course snakes, and the golden serpents wrapped around her body? Those are real! They can move freely and wind around her body as they please. As a side effect, the cloth tied to said snakes will shift and flow about as well with each of their movement. All in all, it gives every one of the Pharaoh's movements a kind of grace as if they were dancing, with their bodies adorned in a fashion that is both graceful and indecent.

Lots of thought and effort went into her design, as you can see!

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 10:51:11 2016 No.14887826

>>14887648
So in my case, I either don't get a waifu, or don't get a her? Tough one.
That would mostly be like, for 5-8 people here I can sympathize with, the rest ending up with some overpowered dominatrix' to control their ass so they at least don't ruin stuff in that world is all I could hope for.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 10:56:10 2016 No.14887840

>>14887817
That bit about the cracked skin leaking magical energy is pretty interesting. Way more interesting than anything in the actual profile, actually. I'd rather read about this sort of thing than lines and lines of purple prose about sex and lust.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 10:57:16 2016 No.14887842 >>14887805 According to Dr. Liche's latest data, it's not rape when at least half of the participants are enjoying it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 10:57:17 2016 No.14887843 >>14887817 >skin actually cracked Ouch.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 10:58:49 2016 No.14887851 >>14887805 It's not rape when I'm asking for it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 10:58:50 2016 No.14887852 >>14887840 Exactly. Can the lines be different colors or are they always red? Does the leaking mana mean that she needs to fill up more often than not? What causes the cracks, does the number vary per pharoah? Does her vagina glow?

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 10:59:21 2016 No.14887853
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>>14887751

Lonely monster girls are always a sad thing.

>Kejourou hugging her own hair like a daki
>Flow kelps drifting and staring at the sky
>Satyros drinking alone.
>Apsara with no husband to watch her dance.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 10:59:50 2016 No.14887855 >>14887852 >What causes the cracks, does the number vary per pharoah? Being undead in a hot, dry climate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:00:04 2016 No.14887858 >>14887842 Dr. Liche is a bigger quack than Daffy and Donald's gay lovechild.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:01:54 2016 No.14887864

>>14887840
>Cracked skin bears twice the sensitivity of mummy skin
>Tastes like a mix between electricity and desert berries
>Is a direct source of power and lust
>Kissing her shoulder is a surefire to make her ahegao and weak
>Can make her mind fry by running your finger down the cracks, making her shiver and shake, her reactions as cute and funny as they are arousing.
>Adverse affect on her reputation as her husband takes to stroking her in fligths of boredom, and court affaris are so very boring

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:02:16 2016 No.14887867 Did someone translate the design notes when KC released high res Lich? I can't remember.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:03:24 2016 No.14887872 >>14887864 >can't hold the urge to touch the cracked skin with my dick

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:03:42 2016 No.14887873 >>14887867 I did but there was little new information in it that we didn't already know.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:04:54 2016 No.14887876 Is it bad that I'd want the Pharaoh's snakes to wind around us during sex, binding us together?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:05:56 2016 No.14887880 >>14887876 That's probably what they're for, knowing KC. Guy's a pervert.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:06:11 2016 No.14887882

>>14887852
Well, it looks to be implied that the cracks are there because she's an undead living in an arid region. Low moisture and harsh conditions will cause it.
Maybe the colour varies from person to person, dictated by personality. Or maybe it rapidly changes to an appropriate colour in response to her casting a spell.

Maybe her body is a hollow shell for her soul and the magical energy inside her. Like an organic golem who was once human, almost. In that way, you could distinguish her from other undead, who probably still have their insides full of organs, and reference the practice of placing a person's organs inside Canopic jars.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:07:02 2016 No.14887885 File: 154 KB, 1000x1000, 1436993870971.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14887853 >Anubis with no Anon to boss around

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:07:45 2016 No.14887886 >>14887885 >Dragon with no anon to be the valuable part of her hoard. of treasure

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:08:56 2016 No.14887888 >>14887852 >>14887882 This makes me wonder what happens if a Zombie attains Wighthood in a deserty not-Egypt region.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:09:07 2016 No.14887890 >>14887882 >Hollow Could be, although I imagine they still have a womb for procreation purposes. Now I want to steal a pharaoh's heart, literally and figuratively.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:11:52 2016 No.14887897 File: 772 KB, 1200x1500, Foot.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lets talk about feet. And legs. And thighs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:13:07 2016 No.14887903 >>14887897 Let's talk about how unsexy punchable faces are.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:13:09 2016 No.14887904 >>14887897 Thick thighed, chubby angels are the best.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:13:20 2016 No.14887906 >>14887897 Slut

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:13:50 2016 No.14887908 >>14887897 But not those feet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:14:09 2016 No.14887910 File: 524 KB, 1000x953, 1438657967236.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14887897 I don't really care about feet but thighs are great.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:14:18 2016 No.14887912 >>14887897 I only like monster girl feet. Big meaty claws and big fluffy paws.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:14:31 2016 No.14887915 >>14887897 I hate footfags, Haohi circlerjerkers even more so.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:14:55 2016 No.14887917 >>14887872 It would be like sticking your cock in a leyline of pure mana. I mean fuc, you could probably stick your dick IN it without a problem. The cracked skin probably acts like a portal to her soul.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:15:38 2016 No.14887919 >>14887897 Better question, if Ra shows up, will they be a race of bronze skinned, golden winged angels?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:16:40 2016 No.14887922 >>14887917 Soul fucking? That's lewd. So lewd. Can one impregnate a soul?

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:17:26 2016 No.14887925

>>14887888
I suppose it depends on how you want to make the distinction between a wight and a pharaoh. Or more accurately, under what conditions a pharaoh will actually come about and be born/made/manifested.

>>14887890
If we commit to the Canopic Jars idea, then both the womb and heart would remain in the body.
The stomach, intestines, lungs and liver would all be placed in the four jars, so I reckon you could still work with that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:18:01 2016 No.14887926 File: 486 KB, 800x1000, 1457367481250.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love that as soon as somebody gets popular the contrarian Anons try to whip their dicks out but instead just look like faggots. >>14887897 How about paws?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:18:41 2016 No.14887929 >>14887806 75! NOT A POUND HIGHER!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:18:45 2016 No.14887930 >>14887925 But if she eats food then were does it go without a stomach?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:18:52 2016 No.14887931 >>14887926 Paws are wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:18:54 2016 No.14887932 >>14887926 >popular

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:19:00 2016 No.14887933 >>14887919 i imagined ra to be this golden skinned back winged harpy with talon hands and feet. i want to see that now. delicious caramel

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:19:49 2016 No.14887936 >>14887929 ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY POUNDS! That will be my final offer!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:20:06 2016 No.14887939 I want to play Alien Invaders with my Kobold daughteru! For those of you who don't know what Alien Invaders is, it's a fun game where my Kobold waifu and I 'kidnap' our sleeping daughteru, strap her to a table, and then take turns probing her anus!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:20:29 2016 No.14887941 >>14887926 >I love that as soon as somebody gets popular the contrarian Anons try to whip their dicks out but instead just look like faggots. What are you getting at? We aren't even having such arguments.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:20:41 2016 No.14887942

>A group of Succubi ambush and rape you
>Come home disheveled and beat up with a thousand yard stare
>Oni onee-san makes sure you're okay before grabbing her coat and bolting out the front door
>The next day that same group of Succubi look like they've all been hit by a car and look at you as if they were staring death in the face

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:20:48 2016 No.14887943 >>14887915 >Haohi circlerjerkers [Insert name here] circle jerkers are the worst. Specially [Insert monstergirl here] fags. I wish they stop

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:21:52 2016 No.14887946 >>14887933 .less? Yes, I think we can agree on that one. Draw it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:21:55 2016 No.14887947 >>14887926 Ovaries please.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:22:07 2016 No.14887948 >>14887917 Makes me want to jam it in even more. What would soul texture feel like? Cold? Warm?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:22:12 2016 No.14887949 >>14887939 Ayy lmao

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:22:26 2016 No.14887951

>>14887922
You can stain it white. Fuck, you can probably get some top notch potions and shit that will make you cum a white nile. Imagine fucking it so full of cum that it temporarily leaks from the cracks in her skin, imagine how regal she would look with a pure white to replace the red. What would you even get if you impregnate her soul? Do you get a spirit daughteru?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:24:33 2016 No.14887958 >>14887947 Sorry I don't have any pictures of Anubis ovaries. Sounds weird though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:25:50 2016 No.14887960 >>14887951 I don't know, maybe a ghost daughteru that requires you to build a body....Or it's just an alternate way to impregnate the pharaoh....although this raises the question of if you can cumflate her soul.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:26:10 2016 No.14887962

>>14887930
Or intestines and liver, for that matter. She is an undead, so you could simply say she doesn't need to.
Or maybe it's just broken down and converted to magical energy inside her.

>>14887922
Soul fucking is great. It's literally the most intimate thing you can do with a person, where sex physically imposed upon their metaphysical being and becomes an effectively fundamental part of them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:26:36 2016 No.14887964 >>14887949 Yes, quite.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:27:47 2016 No.14887971 >>14887873 What about salamander?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:27:57 2016 No.14887972 >>14887960 >Cumflate her soul >All the power makes her channel Ra directly into her >Fuck your waifu as an ascended goddess >Make celestial babies

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:28:05 2016 No.14887974 >>14887897 I'd worship a Valkyrie's legs and feet, that's for sure. All the way from her thighs to her toes, until she's blushing like a radiant sun.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:29:03 2016 No.14887980 >>14887962 So she's got an arcane trashcompactor for a stomach? Huh.... I kinda want to take her to a feast and see if she actually gets full or if she just stops because she thinks she should.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:29:06 2016 No.14887981 >>14887960 >cumflate her soul so hard she gets an out of body experience

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:29:21 2016 No.14887982 >>14887971 There wasn't one.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:30:15 2016 No.14887986

>>14887817
Until you said her design was a deliberate fusion of the others I wouldn't have seen it. Until you said her clothing had snakes I had never noticed those. But it's all readily apparent now.
She has the necktie common to both the Anubis and Sphinx, and the black cloth portions of her outfit framed in gold follow the same shapes. She notably does not have their white belly markings, so those are perhaps indicative of subservience.
While the Sphinx and Anubis have nearly identical cobra bands resting over their heads, the Pharaoh has a more impressive set of solar horns mirroring the silver forehead piece of the Apophis' hood and the dung beetle solar orb of the Khepri.
Her choker and necklace are a royal embellishment of the Anubis and Apophis designs, while the eye pattern on her wrist and ankle bands is a dead ringer for the one throughout the Khepri's gold.
Her legs are covered in the bandages of a Mummy, and as mentioned her body bears the same skin cracks they do, only glowing bright red instead of their more subdued wounds.
Her hair has far less of a gradient than the Apophis, thinning from a dark purple to a violet, rather than nearly black to bright red, but her earrings are the perfect golden mirror to the Apophis'.
And as mentioned, she has clothing snakes - a pair of scintillating living sleeves attached to the lengths of silk anchored to her hips.
Top it off with the scepter of her station and she's a proper representation of all she holds dominion over.

All in all, waaaaaay more depth than I had given him credit for. Pharaoh just went from "generic brown woman" in my book to a design that's properly royal. That's some ZUN-tier accessorization.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:31:04 2016 No.14887988 >>14887972 >Cumflate soul >Level up waifu I can dig it. >>14887981 >I don't know what just happened husband but we're doing it again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:31:39 2016 No.14887992 >>14887939 Waking her up while she's sleeping? I hope you never do that on a school night. Children need healthy sleep, you know.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:32:28 2016 No.14887993 File: 220 KB, 500x500, haohi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14887974 oh my...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:32:36 2016 No.14887994 >>14887308 >Kitsune-Bi Dude it says right in their article that they get more coherent and less single-minded given time and spirit energy exposure. I think they're like Ghosts in terms of physical presence.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:32:59 2016 No.14887996 >>14887886 >Dragon trying to buy a husband from a happy merchant tanuki with all her treasure hoard

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:33:01 2016 No.14887997 >>14886829 >>14886855 >>14886907 >>14886922 Bullshit, how does it damage your dick?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:34:05 2016 No.14888000 >>14887986 That's a fine observation friendo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:34:06 2016 No.14888001 >>14887986 KC generally puts a lot of effort into his designs. People may deride some of his tastes but I do consider him one of the best monster girl artists in the whole business in terms of quality of designs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:34:26 2016 No.14888003 >>14887897 Sure, as long as you don't post that whore

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:34:30 2016 No.14888004

>>14887988
>She sprouts golden glowing wings as she climaxes
>They don't go away
>Her voice now has others mixed in, some impossibly old, some impossibly young, some that once were and some that will be
>You'd never heard an infinite amount of people tell you that they love you wholly at once
.You now have a Literal Goddess-queen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:36:22 2016 No.14888010 >>14887193 >>14887997 Observe and prepare to lose it all. http://www.healthystrokes.com/

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:37:59 2016 No.14888019 >>14887992 Of course not, education is important. This would be on a weekend or a holiday so she can have a couple days to recover!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:39:05 2016 No.14888024 >>14888004 I am A-OK with this. I'm going to headpat her as she nuzzles into my chest. I'm going to head pat a demigod as she sleeps on my chest. Amazing this will be.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:39:35 2016 No.14888025 >>14888010 Not sure I want to click that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:40:12 2016 No.14888030 >>14888025 You should, it's for your own good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:40:23 2016 No.14888031 >>14887994 Shouldn't they be far more physical than ghosts, considering that they're more like elementals and not just ghosts?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:41:14 2016 No.14888033 Which girl do you want to get a "Making of" next?

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:41:58 2016 No.14888036

>>14887993
>Haohi

Haha, fuck no! I said Valkyrie, not slutty "angel".
A Valkyrie is pure, with mind unclouded. The tranquil holiness and fury of battle coexist in perfect harmony within the soul of a Valkyrie. They are grace and glory, kindness and righteousness personified.
And you'd better believe that when you unfasten the armour from their long, perfectly toned legs, they'll blush so bright you'll be able to see the warm yellow aura around them turn bright pink.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:42:38 2016 No.14888039 >>14888033 Scylla.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:43:03 2016 No.14888041 >>14887993 >Whorehi >Valkyrie

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:43:11 2016 No.14888042 >>14888025 I opened it, its not a gay porn site.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:44:16 2016 No.14888048

>>14887997
Off the top of my head, I'm fairly sure it's because of the rubbing motions you really aren't meant to make. Your dick is sandwiched between your body and the bed, and if you're uncut, it can cause very prominent phimosis, for one thing.
I'm not too sure about this, but I imagine it can be quite damaging for a cut dick, long term.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:44:50 2016 No.14888049 >>14888033 Mantis, hands down.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:44:50 2016 No.14888050 File: 30 KB, 600x600, 223.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14888036 >>14888041 I didnt say Haohi tho. cant a man agree with another man's great taste?

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:44:50 2016 No.14888051

I want a cute older monster sister to tell me that she loves me!
I want my cute older sister to princess carry me to bed, because she sleeps better close to me!
I want to have a perfectly platonic and extremely cute relationship with my cute older sister!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:45:03 2016 No.14888054 >>14888033 Ushi-Oni.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:45:11 2016 No.14888055 >>14888033 Alp

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:45:41 2016 No.14888057 >>14888033 Wight

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:46:33 2016 No.14888058 >>14888050 Not if that man also has shit taste, and avatarfags with his OCs like an obnoxious cunt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:48:01 2016 No.14888065 >>14888033 Kejourou

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:48:11 2016 No.14888068 >>14888048 >very prominent phimosis Well at least I've never had that. I'm still scared though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:48:50 2016 No.14888071 >>14888050 Only if that man stops posting sluts, and starts posting pure Valkyries.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:49:13 2016 No.14888074 >>14888050 Not when you like a slut that fucks monsterboys

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:49:19 2016 No.14888075 >>14888065 Oooh that would be a good one. Has KC ever said if hair brushing gives them pleasure?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:50:04 2016 No.14888079 >>14888068 I think it's much easier for that to occur when you're younger, and rubbing the bed over a long course of time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:50:51 2016 No.14888083 File: 56 KB, 700x700, 1402227221531.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14888079 Every single day since 2005, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:51:52 2016 No.14888088 I want to climb a terrible mountain of doom, fight my way past countless guards, and weave through ingenious traps so that I can find the massively muscled, red dragon queen and Pat her head for a solid seven seconds before returning home.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:52:16 2016 No.14888089 >>14888083 Huh, well, I don't know then. I'm not a dick expert.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:53:45 2016 No.14888095

>>14888088
What do they call you, madman?
>>14888089
So now you understand my concern? Why I'm scared? I'll literally have to learn to fap all over again. It's going to be awkward and I won't have a Hakutaku-sensei or Succu-nee-san or Anubis-senpai to guide me through it.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:55:08 2016 No.14888101

>>14888075
>Their hair can experience sense such as taste and touch for the sake of enjoying sex with men. When they feel their beloved man touching their hair and putting his face in it, they experience ecstasy, and if semen is released into their hair, the delicious taste of semen staining each and every hair is followed by a dream-like rapture, and a sensation as if they're being dominated by the man's semen.

Sounds like it.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:56:51 2016 No.14888107

>>14888095
I don't know what they call me but all I know is that I shall next travel into the lifeless barrens, avoiding the undead legions that wander the land, infiltrate the black fortress, and find the almighty lich queen so that I may ruffle her white hair

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:57:30 2016 No.14888110

>>14888031
It's quite possible, that was moreso my assumption. Energy just seems to me to be less "substantial" than the traditional elements (but then we also have Ignis, so hey.)
That said, it does describe Kitsune-bi as initially being "vague existences" and capable of possession, so they may start out ghostly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:57:51 2016 No.14888112 >>14888088 I would do the almost the same thing, but instead of patting her, I would just hover my hand above her head just to tease her

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:58:33 2016 No.14888115 I want to chain a loli Ignis up, hang her from my ceiling and use her as a chandelier.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:59:30 2016 No.14888119 >>14888115 That's mean.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:59:51 2016 No.14888123 >>14887986 >checked pharaoh again Wow, you are right

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:02:42 2016 No.14888131

>>14888101
>Lazily start running your fingers through her hair while watching a movie
>Not even thinking about it, completely tuning out the world around you because of how sucked into the movie you are
>Finally get brought back to reality by an usher tapping you on the shoulder and asking you and your wife to stop
>She's moaning loudly and writhing around in her seat with her eyes rolled back

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:03:30 2016 No.14888135 >>14888115 Does a bigger loli ignis light a bigger space? Do you need to feed her wood so that she can light more space?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:04:13 2016 No.14888139 >>14888115 >hang her from my ceiling By her nipples? That's pretty lewd.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:07:48 2016 No.14888152 >>14888131 Man just imagine what it'd be like for them if you used both hands and put your face in her hair. Suffice to say you wouldn't be getting away for awhile.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:07:51 2016 No.14888153 >>14881770 Wait. Why are they burping fire?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:09:09 2016 No.14888160 >>14888153 And the curse took the form of a terrible Hound from Hell, to forever bring love and awooos to the Baskerville name.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:09:49 2016 No.14888161 >>14888083 >>14888095 Christ man, can't say I've done it that much but I'm worried too, thanks for telling us at least so now I'll know why my dick doesn't work.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:10:50 2016 No.14888164 >>14888153 Mexican food, better hope she's potty trained.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:10:54 2016 No.14888165 >>14888161 Any time, daddy-O.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:12:21 2016 No.14888170 >>14888165 There might still be hope for me, use your gaysucccubus magic and heal my dick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:13:41 2016 No.14888179 >>14888170 This is not where I thought I'd end up when I woke up today.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:14:51 2016 No.14888182 >>14888179 Welcome to your new life under the desk.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:14:57 2016 No.14888183 >>14888033 Cait Sith Because there better be a really good explanation for this heresy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:17:29 2016 No.14888194 >>14888182 This very thread I was talking about how great kissing a Monster Girl's V under her desk would be. Fucking genies.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:17:39 2016 No.14888196

>>14888119
It's necessary.

>>14888135
My house is tiny and dumpy, a nice little chandelier would really brighten things up.
And yes, lots and lots of wood.

>>14888139
Aww jeez anon, not entirely by her nipples. That's too painful and they'd get all stretched out and floppy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:19:17 2016 No.14888202 >>14888196 It is not necessary! And I don't know if you can over feed an ignis but you may if you give her all that wood.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:19:31 2016 No.14888204

>>14888095
>Anubis-senpai teaching you how to fap with your hand

>"Here, let's try with your left hand first."
>"Now, wrap your fingers around it, just like that. Put your thumb up along the ridge. No, not like that, hold it like you're cradling it."
>"What did I just say? Not so tense!"
>"Good, that's better. Now try stroking it."
>"What do you mean, 'This is embarrassing?' You wanted my help, didn't you? Just take it wan step at a time."
>"Come on, are you even trying?"
>"Ah, this is hopeless. Okay, stop, come over here."
>"Now sit and lean back against me. Yes, against me. So my breasts are pressing against your back. Just like that. Squeeze in a bit closer, I can't reach unless you're - exactly."
>"See, you're hard now. So what was it? Can you feel my nipples against your back? My fluffy feet rubbing your legs? Or maybe you just like being so close to "Senpai", hmm?"
>"There we go, completely hard. Watch my paw. See how I wrap each finger around it. Then the pad on my thumb, right up against the ridge, on shaft and head. That's where your thumb goes."
>"Then we stroke and milk, over and over."
>"And... You came already. See how easy it is? How nice that feels? You tensed up and got it all over my fur, too.
>"Now you know how to do it when I'm not around. Right?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:21:01 2016 No.14888207 >>14888204 Why you do this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:22:15 2016 No.14888211 >>14888194 That's some irony right there, it'll still be the same basic situation though. >>14888204 >when I'm not around That's not how it works senpai.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:22:22 2016 No.14888212 >>14888204 >monstergirls giving masturbation instructions That's fucking hot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:23:40 2016 No.14888215 File: 1.89 MB, 1300x1800, 1423979683677.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14888204 >Gentle Anubis pawjobs Yes absolutely. In before Anon bitching about .less

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:25:20 2016 No.14888219 I want a modest wheelchair-bound kikimora with whom to start a family. That is all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:25:30 2016 No.14888220 File: 3.17 MB, 3200x2000, 1405304772196.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14888204 Please anon, I just fapped.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:28:11 2016 No.14888228 >>14888202 Decoration is never necessary anon, it just looks nice. Sometimes you just want something in your house that looks nice, ya dig?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:28:33 2016 No.14888231 >>14888219 Well I want a depressed quadruple amputee Oni to use and then leave! And that's not even the start!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:29:25 2016 No.14888237 >>14888228 >>14888228 But she's going to be all sad and lonely up there! Not to mention that her figure's going to get ruined by lack of exercise and an overabundance of wood!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:29:26 2016 No.14888238 >>14888219 Reminds me of that time from Welcome to the NHK when they invented the girl with the most moe appeal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:30:36 2016 No.14888245 >>14888204 this is super neat.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:34:05 2016 No.14888258

>>14888237
She's not going to be sad or lonely at all! My house is only three rooms so she'll be able to see me wherever I go! I might let her get a bit of exercise if I want to change her, plus she burns fat much more efficiently that people do. I have to lower her down every morning to give her her daily wood, so it's not like she doesn't get any attention either.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:35:40 2016 No.14888265 File: 1.23 MB, 2480x2729, 1415214157958.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yo! Heard there was a virgin here who doesn't even know how to fap despite being over 20! Come on, fess up!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:36:31 2016 No.14888273 >>14888258 Just be sure that you give her headpats whenever you give her the wood and try to take her out with you every now and then. You don't want the chubby ignis to get sad, do you?

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:39:47 2016 No.14888281

>>14888273
I won't let her get sad. I'll get on a stool to give her headpats if she looks down and I'll tickle her belly or her breasts whenever I walk by. I may also bring her with me when I go out on cold days, she'd be a good little personal heater even if she's still tied up and I carry her around like a baby.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:40:00 2016 No.14888283 File: 626 KB, 1138x1400, 463f37dd07bbe18a2454d4b12e4e5e35.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Anubis tells her friends a scary story about an Anon who can't cum

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:41:41 2016 No.14888287 >>14888281 That's better. Would you buy her cute clothes as well when she goes out or would you just keep in the nude?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:44:31 2016 No.14888295 >>14888287 No, no clothes for her. Other than her magic, clip-on nipple rings of course. Maybe I'll make her wear a latex catsuit if she really needs to shed some pounds, but that's a rare thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:46:49 2016 No.14888302 >>14888283 Please don't turn me into a meme.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:47:34 2016 No.14888303 >>14888265 I don't know how, I need a nice Apophis to teach me!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:48:10 2016 No.14888307 File: 905 KB, 1539x866, mean_monster.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] PREPARE TO GET BULLIED, NERDS.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:48:15 2016 No.14888308 >>14888302 It's too late bed-humper, you're on par with tile anon now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:48:17 2016 No.14888309 >>14888303 You can do it by yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:48:17 2016 No.14888310 >>14888302 Don't worry, they'll forget in a thread or two. Unless you bring it up again. Or Alppost.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:48:26 2016 No.14888311 >>14888295 Well, just don't let her get too heavy. The chandelier may start getting tight on her and force her to get an upgrade, not to mention that i may crash in the night and allow her to sneak into your bed and cuddle up to you

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:48:54 2016 No.14888314 >>14888307 Change the monoeye for a Dairy Breed and I like it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:50:07 2016 No.14888318 File: 811 KB, 500x267, 1408679904014.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14888308 Who? >>14888310 I just want to be loved.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:50:29 2016 No.14888321

>>14888311
I'm not sure there'd be much sneaking with her crashing down and wriggling around trying to get to me when she's tied up, but if it ever happens I'll humor her. I'd really rather not have that happen though, I just got done fixing the place up. No, I'll make sure she doesn't get tubby enough to break my ceiling.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:51:16 2016 No.14888326 File: 102 KB, 524x1165, Demons.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14888318

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:51:44 2016 No.14888329 >>14888310 >Alps grinding their slick pussies against their bed and pretending it's Anon Damn it I just fapped.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:52:57 2016 No.14888337 >>14888321 That's good. She'd have just enough pudge to look hugable but not enough that she waddles

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:54:06 2016 No.14888345 >>14888326 Y'know that comic would still work perfectly with the "demons" bits unedited.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:54:09 2016 No.14888346 File: 556 KB, 1096x904, 0e8132b0e44b07ee09f8ccce6fe664ad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14888314 THIS ISN'T ABOUT WHAT YOU LIKE, NERD.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:54:15 2016 No.14888347 >>14888318 >tfw you fapped to the gif where he changes into a girl

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:54:20 2016 No.14888349 >>14888337 Exactly.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:54:36 2016 No.14888351
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>>14887974
>I'd worship a Valkyrie's legs and feet, that's for sure. All the way from her thighs to her toes, until she's blushing like a radiant sun.
For your fine taste, have some recolours!
Still gotta' commission Darkness as a Valkyrie

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:55:02 2016 No.14888354 >>14888307 You think Tara has issues with baldness?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:55:20 2016 No.14888356 >>14888347 HAH! Gayyyyyy!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:56:22 2016 No.14888359 >>14888351 Can Valks pull off Dynasty Warriors shit with their spears?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:57:32 2016 No.14888363 >>14888349 Still, what are you going to do when she gets older and more womanly? You'll still need to get a new chandelier for her to live in and she may start trying to get physical with you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:58:08 2016 No.14888365 >>14888346 I don't care, monoeyes a shit!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:58:09 2016 No.14888366 >>14888207 So you know the charms of your cool, caring anubis senpai. >>14888220 That's okay, she'll show you how to go again as soon as possible, and make it feel even better. >>14888245 Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:58:43 2016 No.14888368 >>14888351 why do valkyries have such long faces?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 13:00:34 2016 No.14888376 >>14888351 Thanks, those designs are lovely. It's hard to do green recolours in a way which I like, but the brown hair on her suddenly makes her look completely appealing. It's like she's a nature valkyrie.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 13:01:26 2016 No.14888380

>>14888363
If she gets too big for the ceiling I'll just make her into a standing lamp instead. There's also no way she can get physical with me when she's all tied up, that's just silly! If she tries anything funny though, I'll just have to tie her tighter and not let her out as much. That also means that she'll be in the latex catsuit more often, but consequences are consequences.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 13:01:50 2016 No.14888381 >>14888351 Readhead Valkyrie best Valkyrie.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 13:03:19 2016 No.14888386 >>14888380 But what if she want to give you lots of little lights to heat and light your home?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 13:04:22 2016 No.14888387 >>14888381 I want lots of little oppai loli valkryies to proclaim me as their charge, doing their best to 'protect me' from an evil they never really name.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 13:05:19 2016 No.14888391 >>14888307 I want to chase Bully Slime around with a giant, gas powered egg-beater.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 13:08:08 2016 No.14888401 >>14888386 Maybe one or two, but like I said, my home is small. I'm sure I can find more places where I'd want a living light fixture.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 13:08:38 2016 No.14888403 >>14888387 >to 'protect me' from an evil they never really name. A mysterious evil organization? Those oppai lolis sound a little chuuni.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 13:10:16 2016 No.14888410 >>14888401 Just be sure the give them all the headpats they want.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 13:10:28 2016 No.14888411 >>14888403 Organization XIV is super-scary and they know everything about you!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 13:12:00 2016 No.14888417 >>14888403 Maybe. They do seem to have a 'unique' view on life. Then again, there's been a gang of fat bottomed devils that keep swinging by to ask if I'd sell them my soul.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 13:12:26 2016 No.14888420 >>14888411 >Organization XIV I swear to god, my daughters better not start swinging giant keys about.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 13:13:51 2016 No.14888427 >>14888410 Absolutely.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 13:14:42 2016 No.14888431

>>14888420
>The oppai lolis start wearing black, zip up hoodies and carrying around keys.
>Because of the size of their chests they can't zip them up all the way so theres a healthy helping of cleavage.

Oh little chunni, oppai loli valkryies, how I'd love to have 4-5 of you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 13:16:25 2016 No.14888434 >Kejourou oppai loli >Her hair is as long as an adults'

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 13:17:16 2016 No.14888437
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>>14888417
>Then again, there's been a gang of fat bottomed devils that keep swinging by to ask if I'd sell them my soul.
Seems legit, go for it. Nothing that could go wrong I swear.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 13:17:49 2016 No.14888438 >>14888434 She can just use her hair to walk, and even form herself a bra from it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 13:17:54 2016 No.14888439 >>14888434 So you'd have an oppai loli whose hair could serve as her own blanket?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 13:18:27 2016 No.14888441 >>14888434 >She has to coil it around her legs to stop it dragging across the floor >She has zettai ryouiki made from her own hair

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 13:18:32 2016 No.14888442 File: 636 KB, 900x1200, 1457374712234.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14888220 >Please anon, I just fapped. Then steel your resolve! Apply the brakes! You can do it!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 13:20:13 2016 No.14888445 >>14888437 Well, I say hi to them but every time that I approach them the oppai loli valkryies leap in and engage the devils in a bunch of name calling saying they're "wily fat assess" while the devils call them "cow titted weirdos"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 13:20:14 2016 No.14888446 >>14888438 or climb on the ceiling and ambush you!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 13:20:33 2016 No.14888449 >>14888442 Anubis-chan can have my first hands-on fap.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 13:21:18 2016 No.14888452 >>14888441 >Zettai ryouki made from her own hair. Oh my.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 13:23:02 2016 No.14888456

>>14888431
I'd rather they not dress up like that, though. Of all the media in the world, do they have to choose the one game that convinced them to dress up in the most boring, edgy, overdone cosplay?
Can't they take a hint from their mother and wear lovely white dresses?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 13:25:15 2016 No.14888460 >>14888439 Or yours.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 13:26:37 2016 No.14888463 >>14888456 Hey, there's absolutely nothing edgy about it! It's cute and kid friendly!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 13:27:03 2016 No.14888464 File: 1.17 MB, 900x1300, 81f21c49c4220615c339df442f4a71fe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14888434 Made me think of this.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 13:27:15 2016 No.14888465

>>14888456
They could always just switch over to breastpates that are heavy on the breast

>>14888460
Sounds nice, she could ride your shoulders and use her hair to give you a scarf along with giving you a boob hat.
She could also use her hair as a bra and, when she's aroused, make little heart shaped gaps over her nipples along with giving you heart pupils.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 13:28:38 2016 No.14888467

>You'll never bed proactively husbandoed by a werewolf pack of two, a laid back, powerful alpha that just wants to fuck cuddle and drink, and her beta who is shedule dog in all but sandy vagina, often tense with stress at her alpha's laidback flippancy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 13:29:53 2016 No.14888471 File: 253 KB, 849x736, 1455169389365.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14888346 I need more delinquent shark in my life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 13:30:40 2016 No.14888474 >>14888471 No you don't, she just wants to shiver your timbers while you plunder her booty.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 13:31:03 2016 No.14888475 >>14888467 >tfw you like so many girls you don't know which one you want to be husbando'd by

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 13:31:29 2016 No.14888476 >>14888464 This made me think, How would a feral Weresheep loli look? one that hasn't been sheared for years?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 13:33:36 2016 No.14888483 >>14888476 A walking ball of fluff that baas instead of speaking. Upon seeing you, she charges for your legs, hoping to lock you up in a hug.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 13:34:12 2016 No.14888485 >>14888476 What a Wookie would look like if made of fluffy cotton.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 13:34:13 2016 No.14888486 >>14888483 But how can she even SEE?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 13:35:15 2016 No.14888493 >>14888486 weresheep possess the ability to see through their own fluff. She also just has a giant afro.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 13:35:23 2016 No.14888495 File: 47 KB, 500x881, 1444776538628 (1).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14888476 We have mofu but what would it be called for a super fluffy sheepgirl?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 13:35:40 2016 No.14888497 File: 752 KB, 1040x1514, 1445576668950.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14888474 The shark booty is ripe for plundering.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 13:36:00 2016 No.14888499 >>14888486 Her wool is attuned to the vibrations of air currents and magical disturbances in the atmosphere. She can see more than you could ever imagine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 13:37:21 2016 No.14888502 >>14888347 I don't believe I've seen this before.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 13:37:45 2016 No.14888505 >>14888499 That sounds rather plausible.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 13:39:16 2016 No.14888512 >>14888505 But would you civilize her? Bringing her into modern civilization and grooming her for the first time?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 13:39:24 2016 No.14888513 >>14888495 Uhh... Super Mofu?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 13:40:34 2016 No.14888519 >>14888499 "I've seen things you wouldn't believe"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 13:42:27 2016 No.14888525 >>14888495 There are alternatives. What about もこもこ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 13:42:52 2016 No.14888526 >>14888465 She could also lower her hair down your clothing when she's aroused, giving you a clothed hair job. All while sitting on your shoulders.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 13:43:03 2016 No.14888528 >>14888471 Well on that topic... >>14884776 & >>14884898 I know you can't judge off of looks of course. Source says she's basically one though http://monstergirlisland.com/

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 13:48:20 2016 No.14888548 >>14888526 Oh oppai lolis, why are they so lewd?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 13:48:27 2016 No.14888550 >>14888528 Sharkgirl has the best body out of all the girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 13:53:44 2016 No.14888560 >>14888548 And then she'll use the hair around your arms and legs to force you to walk like you're some kind of mecha.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 13:54:15 2016 No.14888561 >>14888548 Because they're a miracle of the universe. Literally so, in the case of oppai loli angels. It's impossible to tell which is softer between their wings and their breasts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 13:57:17 2016 No.14888570 >>14888560 Thats adorable. >>14888561 I want to be the oniichan to an oppai loli alice, an oppai loli werewolf, an oppai loli arachne, and an oppai loli ogre. I'd spoil them each and every day with head pats and snacks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 14:10:39 2016 No.14888593 This thread is dead. We need to now discuss being at a fancy party with oppai loli wights and vampires.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 14:11:36 2016 No.14888597 >>14888593 Only for Gremlin Girls to crash the party?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 14:12:12 2016 No.14888603 >>14888593 Do they fill teacups with their own milk and hand them to their onii-chan?

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 14:13:25 2016 No.14888608
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The wonderful benefit of keeping oneself open or neutral to varying monster girl concepts... is that every now and then you just come across glorious artwork... and it just makes you fall in love with the concept as a whole! I'm getting strong Huke vibes from this. I love it.

Source for more background info (for anyone who can read moonrunes, that is): http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=55686744

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 14:13:48 2016 No.14888610 >>14888597 Only for those nasty goblin girls to do it, yes. Such uncultured little brutes. >>14888603 Yes they do, all while talking as if nothing was happening.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 14:21:47 2016 No.14888627 >>14888608 She looks like something I would worship.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 14:22:20 2016 No.14888628 >>14888570 That's a lot of oppai loli. Can you handle all of that? Even when the werewolf imotou climbs through the valley of her sisters' cleavage so she can be the milked and suckled on by you first?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 14:24:16 2016 No.14888635 >>14888628 Of course I can! I'll give all of them the milkings, head pats, hugs, and anything else they need till they're satisfied! And for her hard work, the werewolf is getting taken care of first.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 14:25:26 2016 No.14888640 >>14888597 >Gremlin Girls Now reminded of ending to Gremlins 2. That guy knew when to stop resisting.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 14:28:19 2016 No.14888654
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>>14888593

The artists I commissioned Kejourou art from have been pretty quiet so I don't have anything new to show on that front. I'm still on the waiting list for another artist too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 14:31:19 2016 No.14888664 >>14888654 Such a lovely, classy girl.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 14:33:26 2016 No.14888672
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>>14888627
>something I'd worship
I'm sure she'd be a very gentle goddess then. Fearsome enough when she goes all angrymothnoises.gif, but still gentle.

That or she'd probably prefer you help her govern the Lepidoptera Kingdom. Your choice, Anon!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 14:36:08 2016 No.14888678 >>14888672 >MGE Mothman art About time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 14:36:58 2016 No.14888680 >>14888678 Is that the one of the only ones we have for the MGE Mothman?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 14:37:51 2016 No.14888683 >>14888678 Such underrated girls. They're the softest and help other girls get pregnant!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 14:37:51 2016 No.14888684 >>14888680 She does have a little bit more I think, but not much.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 14:38:43 2016 No.14888690 >>14888672 I'd be mad about it being shota but it's been so long since she got art that I can't really complain.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 14:41:09 2016 No.14888699 File: 2.67 MB, 1158x1637, 39472107_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14888680 She actually has a fair bit but the quality of most of it is terrible.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 14:42:05 2016 No.14888702 >>14888684 That's pretty sad. I've only been able to find a couple of pieces of my MG waifu though only one was MGE related.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 14:42:16 2016 No.14888704

>>14888690
I really didn't even catch that. I just thought she was huge since, well, a lot of people play the whole "female is larger" angle when it comes to MGs.

If you think you fell down the rabbit hole a bit, however, just follow the chain upwards and you'll have yourself a nice "Mothman" in another setting.

I should like to think you've seen it given the closeness of the posts, but just in case...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 14:43:04 2016 No.14888706 >>14887936 I'll take 175! The softest in the land!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 14:43:37 2016 No.14888709 >>14888699 >upper-half looks okay >artist fucks up heavily on her lower-half It hurts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 14:43:43 2016 No.14888710 >>14888672 A very gentle moth it is then! I'd pray for moth fluffyness everynight so I could sleep comfy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 14:43:56 2016 No.14888711 >>14888608 She looks like a boss/leader of moths and flies type character. I would totally fight and defeat her only so I can marry her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 14:44:36 2016 No.14888712 Post seduction greentexts

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 14:44:55 2016 No.14888713 >>14888706 I'm afraid we hit DA-inflation-art tier a while ago.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 14:45:29 2016 No.14888714 >>14888706 200 hundred pounds! There's no limit for the pharaoh! >pharoah can only watch in horror as men bet on an ever increasing weight for her >Apophis is laughing from the shadows and writing up fat jokes to mock her arch-nemesis with.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 14:45:30 2016 No.14888715 File: 51 KB, 1876x374, 1449969507918.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14888712 This is probably my favorite.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 14:45:49 2016 No.14888717 >>14888713 Oh. Well I'll settle for just 100 then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 14:46:43 2016 No.14888722 >>14888714 Stop.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 14:46:44 2016 No.14888723 >>14888712 Why not post greentexts where an Onee-san takes the virginity of her little brother instead?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 14:47:28 2016 No.14888725 >>14888722 You can't stop me now! I'm having such a good time, I'm having a ball!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 14:47:28 2016 No.14888726 File: 642 KB, 992x691, 41474726.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14888709 Like I said, most her art really isn't good. Talking of pixiv stuff, Kobold fucker should be happy. Someone posted a loli-ish looking kobold handjob on pixiv.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 14:48:03 2016 No.14888727 >>14888715 Does anyone has that greentext of the Succubus going reverse corruption for being pregnant? Kinda reminded me of that one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 14:50:29 2016 No.14888734 >>14888723 I'll write one. Choose which you want. >Gentle Kraken Onee-san Femdom >Gentle Jabberwock Onee-san Femdom >Gentle Demon Onee-san Femdom I mean it's all Onee-san femdom so just choose the flavor you'd like.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 14:51:04 2016 No.14888738

>>14888710
>pray for mouth fluffiness
Well, that's one way to worship your waifu!

>>14888711
>boss/leader of moths
>fight and defeat her only so I can marry her
But could your harm a Butterfly/Moth, Anon? Could you? No... Each time a wall of the delicate creatures came before you your attack would halt. In the end she would bring the battle to a close by simply halting your attacks until your rage had cooled and your heart began to warm up to her.

Really, though, I can't imagine what that queen of the Lepidoptera Kingdom could have done to incite your rage. Well, I guess if her little ones accidentally pollinated flowers by your house that you could have a lethal allergic reaction to...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 14:51:34 2016 No.14888740 >>14888714 293 hundred pounds and 37 ounces! What was that? Regular intervals? Nay, we be realistic up in this place! Silly people not taking into account all the weight of her LOVE for her subjects

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 14:51:50 2016 No.14888742 File: 95 KB, 624x560, 53010953_p1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14888734 Demon onee-san, they were made for this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 14:52:35 2016 No.14888745 >>14888734 Which one is the one that has more probabilities to be a gentle but firm femdom? Going blindly i would say Demon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 14:53:39 2016 No.14888748 File: 3.18 MB, 2000x2500, 1421168581235.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14888714 I guess she's the Queen of the dessert huh?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 14:54:20 2016 No.14888750 >>14888740 An even three hundred! Fractions are for losers!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 14:54:44 2016 No.14888752 >>14888734 Kraken would be nice

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 14:55:33 2016 No.14888755 >>14888748 Indeed, the weight of the crown sits as heavily upon her as that cake she demolished in the morning.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 14:55:39 2016 No.14888756 >>14888734 demons

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 14:55:45 2016 No.14888757 >>14888734 Kraken please. Love them tentacle hugs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 14:57:31 2016 No.14888759 >>14888750 Fuck math! Just use all of it!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 14:58:27 2016 No.14888761 File: 1.02 MB, 700x1000, 1450736737369.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14888734 kraken pls

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 14:58:40 2016 No.14888762 >>14888748 No wonder she likes pyramids so much. The layers remind her of her precious cakes and parfaits.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 14:59:29 2016 No.14888770 >>14888734 >Gentle Demon Onee-san Femdom Yess.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 14:59:43 2016 No.14888771 >>14888726 I really like how she looks, but ever since my mom told me that touching moths and touching my eyes afterwards would make me go blind I can't love her no matter how much I try.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 15:00:56 2016 No.14888775 >>14888759 All the weight?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 15:02:08 2016 No.14888780 >>14888775 Bitch don't question me, my IQ is the infinite space from here to the Moon!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 15:02:41 2016 No.14888783 >>14888734 Demon or Kraken

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 15:02:48 2016 No.14888785

>>14888745
>Which one is the one that has more probabilities to be a gentle but firm femdom?
I'd imagine the Kraken one would be frightened cabin boy gets abducted by his new Kraken onee-chan. Tickle, Bondage, and cuddle sex.

The Jabberwock would be a straight lewd where the onee-san teases her otouto by using her dangerous claws and jaws to lewd with him, but everything is fine because he trusts her not to hurt him. Mild Fearboner, claw and blowjobs, chubby girl, and cuddle sex.

And the Demon would be tricking her little brother into signing a contract and teaching him about his body and all the stuff she can do for him. Lecturing, mild female worship, boy sucking/licking girl parts, and cuddle sex.

Any onee-san girl I want to end in cuddlesex. I'll try to get it done sometime by tonight.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 15:02:59 2016 No.14888787

>>14888738
Do not underestimate me. Even if I can no longer fight with hatred, I can still fight with passion.
Even if I cannot defeat her or even harm her I will still fight, if for no other reason than trying to prove that I can. And I won’t try and hurt anyone else. I just want to prove that I am strong enough to protect those who can’t protect themselves.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 15:06:51 2016 No.14888803 >>14888785 >mild female worship >boy suckling/licking girl parts I think it would work better if it was the reverse of this, an onee-san being lewd and lusting after her little brother, but still being femdom about it.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 15:07:19 2016 No.14888804

>>14887461
High res Pharaoh? Not bad, she's not my favourite undead but not bad.
>the realization that he's going to go back and do all the girls in glorious high res at some point
It's what I've been wanting for so damn long, it's nice to see the man himself also wanted this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 15:08:01 2016 No.14888808 >>14888780 Come on Anon, you can't give her ALL the weight. That's infinite.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 15:09:04 2016 No.14888811 >>14888726 >only a handjob Why?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 15:09:15 2016 No.14888812 >>14888808 And you know what infinite weight is? Infinite mass. You know what infinite mass is? Infinite gravity. What does infinite gravity mean? That's right. Apples. ALL the apples.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 15:10:29 2016 No.14888815 >>14888785 This >>14888803

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 15:11:01 2016 No.14888816 >>14888812 ~We all live in a Dark Matter Ball~

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 15:11:30 2016 No.14888820 >>14888803 >>14888815 I don't understand how it isn't femdom?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 15:12:27 2016 No.14888823 >>14888816 In this case I think that we all technically live in a pharoah....or on her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 15:16:02 2016 No.14888837 File: 97 KB, 736x1041, 1452112473619.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Doin' yoga with the hound. Warrior, downward dog, child's, backwards wurm, sun salutations. We're doing it all.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 15:16:20 2016 No.14888839

>>14888820
Femdom implies it's all about the girl, idolizing her and generally being her bitch, but if you change the focus a bit you can have a nice femdom where the onee-san is gentle and focuses on her otouto's pleasure while still forcing herself on him.

Or at least that's how i understand it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 15:17:38 2016 No.14888843 >>14888837 You're not supposed to be using the same mat at the same time, you know.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 15:19:31 2016 No.14888853 >>14888837 Those dosen’t look like yoga clothes to me...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 15:21:12 2016 No.14888861 File: 327 KB, 420x315, All the respect.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14888787 10/10 Anon. 10/10 for that speech.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 15:23:06 2016 No.14888869 File: 570 KB, 615x1200, White werewolf - redamzz.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14888853 Neither are these, but they'll work just as well. Have fun, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 15:23:10 2016 No.14888870 Would you reject a Succubus' advances because she had small, puny horns?

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 15:23:11 2016 No.14888871

>>14888839
I suppose that's why so many people here argue about the whole femdom/maledom thing. Because they have a singular view on it that misses the point entirely.

It's not a one way thing. There's no focus on a single party, just a shift of control, wherever it's large or small. In both femdom and maledom, there's a responsibility on both the man and the woman.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 15:25:41 2016 No.14888882 >>14888870 Not if she made up for it with a nice meaty spade tail.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 15:27:28 2016 No.14888889 >>14888870 Of course not. It's all about the spade tail, in addition to her other assets.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 15:27:35 2016 No.14888891 >>14888869 Fuck, I want to wrestle with a lean, strong wolfgirl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 15:27:36 2016 No.14888892 >>14888870 Preposterous! Smaller horns are imbued with the quality of cute, as well as greater measure of safety when compared to the standard sized horns. There are benefits to be had in both big AND small.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 15:28:09 2016 No.14888896 >>14888812 >generating a black hole Just why.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 15:28:35 2016 No.14888900 File: 1.30 MB, 915x1000, 1457382515485.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14887450 Spicy Arabian Centaur soon fellow STALKERs!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 15:29:32 2016 No.14888902 File: 196 KB, 423x559, d85LRJG.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14888837

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 15:29:35 2016 No.14888903 >>14888896 Because fatfags.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 15:30:02 2016 No.14888907 >>14888900 Stop posting that butterfaced wench.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 15:31:05 2016 No.14888914 >>14888896 Because a sexual singularity is the ultimate goal of the monstergirl principality.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 15:33:12 2016 No.14888925
File: 1.54 MB, 1151x1718, Centaur Matilda - namatamago.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>14888900
I have to agree with >>14888907 as far as the "stop posting" part... It's been near constant each thread with more or less the same subject. Even I cringe now.

Also stop getting our hopes up for a new Centaur variant, dammit. Let us wait patiently!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 15:34:23 2016 No.14888930 >>14888907 The face is fine, but the constant posting is tedious.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 15:37:39 2016 No.14888945 >>14888892 While I do respect your opinion, the fact that you cannot use small horns as handlebars makes them strictly inferior to bigger ones

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 15:38:41 2016 No.14888951 >>14888900 Please delete... and/or post an alternative: http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2286594

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 15:40:11 2016 No.14888958 When can we have a donkey girl? Donkey pussy deserves love too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 15:42:03 2016 No.14888966 >>14888958 >that moment when girl donkey was once a human boy Things haven't been the same since Pleasure Island...

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 15:42:05 2016 No.14888967

>>14888945
>cannot use small horns as handlebars
What are they? Horns for ANTS?!

You could definitely grip them, in fact, you'd have to grip them all the more desperately, even being forced to clutch some of her hair between your fingers, thus resulting in her feeling and enjoying your desperate thrusts all the more.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 15:42:05 2016 No.14888968 >>14888951 >That link Vomit.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 15:44:16 2016 No.14888979 >>14888951 Furfag.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 15:45:48 2016 No.14888986 >>14888958 Please do read 'Well, I'm a Centaur, Too, You Know!' It's real lovely.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 15:46:30 2016 No.14888988 >>14888979 Even if there's a monsterboy there, I don't think it's furry for the same reason that monstergirls aren't furry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 15:48:15 2016 No.14888999 >>14888951 Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 15:54:09 2016 No.14889026 File: 101 KB, 750x648, 1431469654292-0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Any good monoeye stories around here? I'm pretty new and Manako's my favorite in EMG. >my old computer crashed destroying my Manako folder in the process ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 15:54:13 2016 No.14889027 File: 192 KB, 440x807, Dance-ubus.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What sort of dance would your waifu be best suited for...? Are there any dances that couldn't be adapted for an MG?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 15:56:07 2016 No.14889032 >>14889026 http://pastebin.com/pxfp0uN4 http://pastebin.com/P6rMV04b http://pastebin.com/kd0paVXN

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 15:56:37 2016 No.14889037 >>14889026 No. We hate monoeyes here. They're awful and smell bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 15:57:05 2016 No.14889042 >>14889027 I don't know shit about dances.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 15:57:25 2016 No.14889045 File: 61 KB, 576x529, Mono-trio.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14889026 Have you read 'Hitomi Sensei no Hokenshitsu' or 'Mako-san to Hachisuka-kun'?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 15:59:03 2016 No.14889053 File: 1.65 MB, 1310x1824, Muroku 288.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14889026 That sucks dude, take this to make you feel better Also ignore this chump >>14889037

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 15:59:08 2016 No.14889054 File: 178 KB, 600x864, Mizuhebi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14889037 Cast Spell: "Baiter-be-gone!" It's super effective!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 16:00:33 2016 No.14889061 File: 538 KB, 1118x1196, 1455079042699.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14889027 I dunno. Whatever kind of dancing she does though she'd let her hair sway freely

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 16:04:03 2016 No.14889074 File: 129 KB, 479x1127, 1425226574235.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14889045 Monoeyes?!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 16:04:06 2016 No.14889075 >>14889054 >Obvious dumb joke comment >Bait Is this the state the thread is in right now? Or is this just the general misuse of "bait" that plagues the site?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 16:05:29 2016 No.14889085 >>14889054 Not quite, we're dealing with a high-level foe here. Gonna need a Master Baiter-Be-Gone spell to get them off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 16:07:06 2016 No.14889096 File: 544 KB, 840x947, Muroku 229.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14889045 Not the guy you replied too, but i was not aware of the second one. so thanks

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 16:08:35 2016 No.14889108
File: 223 KB, 648x730, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

symbiote slime mgs that bond to your waifu and turn them into fear-boner inducing rape brigades

or she bonds to you and both of you become the ultimate vigilante while she beats your meat for you 24/7

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 16:11:32 2016 No.14889133 >>14889108 This is how I want parasite (or should that be symbiote) slimes to work.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 16:13:11 2016 No.14889144 >>14885985 >tfw no mg-human union earth empire that conquers the stars. Monster Girls would probably be the dominant part in the union but, at the same time there is much glory to be had!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 16:14:10 2016 No.14889152 File: 1.73 MB, 2000x2814, 71.2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Full Resolution of >>14887202

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 16:15:40 2016 No.14889160 >>14889144 Hey, being a breeder to give the Empire more mg soldiers is nice too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 16:16:49 2016 No.14889165 >>14889152 Hot damn, that looks like a doujin cover.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 16:20:21 2016 No.14889178 >>14889108 I'd like to waifu an anubis who's made an elemental pact with a gnome, so she has all the properties of one. Then I could literally massage her into a gooey puddle of happiness.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 16:21:24 2016 No.14889185 >>14889108 If she bonds with my waifu then I'll fight with my life on the line to save her!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 16:23:30 2016 No.14889194 >>14889178 You could do that with an anubis/slime hybrid too, making your anubutt become a pile of goo with a dopey smile on it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 16:24:50 2016 No.14889204 >>14889160 Not really. It gets really tiring and all the mgs talk behind your back.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 16:25:51 2016 No.14889206 >>14889194 What about an Anubis with a Slime best friend who acts as her armor? Could you handle both of them?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 16:28:03 2016 No.14889215 File: 203 KB, 416x587, 1445885276054.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14889206 Fucking through Slime pussy to fuck Anubis pussy

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 16:28:20 2016 No.14889221

>>14889206
I dunno but I'd like to find out.

>>14889204
Nah, it's great!
You get all the warriors who retired/were too wounded to continue and you get to pump them full of kids.

Some of them even get extended/life time breeding positions with you so that get to stay with them as a husband.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 16:29:38 2016 No.14889228 Yandere wight/lizardman stalker

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 16:29:48 2016 No.14889230

>>14889194
That's true. I just like the theme of it. Gnomes can always do with some more love, and it'd mean an anubis can excel in her natural, sandy environment too. She could be the best architect on the planet.

Either way, kneading into her until her lovely brown skin melts seamlessly into warm clay would be nice.

>>14889206
Are you reading my mind?
I've had an idea just like that for more than a few months, but I've never done anything with it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 16:32:49 2016 No.14889239 >>14889204 >and all the mgs talk behind your back Why would they?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 16:35:47 2016 No.14889249 >>14889165 It looks like one of those dark doujins with a twisted ending I don't think it'd be a nice one. It'd be like the Moth one.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 16:36:16 2016 No.14889251

>>14889215
>>14889221
Just imagine the Anubis and the Slime both ahegaoing as you thrust into them.

>>14889230
Man, a Slime teaming up with an Anubis would be terrifying to try to escape from. An Anubis' keen strategic mind along with a Slime's ability to shape shift means that escape would be near impossible.
Plus, it's probably hard to focus when you see an Anubis chasing you in see-through slime armor, her breasts and pussy clearly visible without her feeling an ounce of shame.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 16:36:28 2016 No.14889252 >>14889228 Monorus drew a lizardman stalker some time ago.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 16:37:39 2016 No.14889255 >>14889221 Yeah, but getting pumped full of drugs just so you can have anonymous sex with girls you'll probably never see again all day? >>14889239 They can smell the stench of hundreds of other girls on you. You're a whore, a walking semen tank.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 16:37:42 2016 No.14889257 >>14889185 but consider this: >super duper strength for carrying you all around the world >very scary looking so no one will fuck whichu >tentacles for super duper hugs and bondage and prostate stimulation

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 16:37:49 2016 No.14889260 >>14889239 Because you're pretty much a glorified fucktoy for their squad. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I certainly don't want a bunch of /fit/ soldier monstergirls to mock me as I pump everything I have into and all over them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 16:38:47 2016 No.14889268 File: 171 KB, 1024x998, YB7UV9e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14887885 >Anubis not using magic to get an Anon to boss around

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 16:38:55 2016 No.14889270 >>14889252 Did she go full yandere though

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 16:39:26 2016 No.14889272 >>14889255 >You're a whore, a walking semen tank But this job is vital for our army!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 16:40:29 2016 No.14889277 >>14889270 nah

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 16:40:34 2016 No.14889278 >>14889272 Doesn't change a thing, slut.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 16:41:10 2016 No.14889280 >>14889032 But only one of those stories is good, Anon.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 16:42:15 2016 No.14889284

>>14887885
>>14887886
I bet, in some universe far out there, there's a human boy who wants to be a slave of an Anubis, tending to her every need. And a weak but cute human boy that only wants to be protected, loved, and cherished as the crown jewel of a dragon's hoard.

Shame these are relegated only to fantasy though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 16:42:54 2016 No.14889288 >>14889257 She won't be the girl that I fell in love with, she won't be herself anymore and i'm sure she wouldn't like that. I'll do anything it takes to bring my woman back even if it means putting my life on the line.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 16:42:58 2016 No.14889290 File: 37 KB, 270x276, 1381443361367.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14889260 Just imagine having to please a whole squad that haven't seen a man in an entire year, you won't be able to walk next day from how rough they will be.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 16:44:13 2016 No.14889296 >Cuddling a Shortstack Cheshire Cat and and a Dire Hellhound will never be possible. Why?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 16:44:22 2016 No.14889299 >>14889280 If you're looking for good stories you came to the wrong place.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 16:44:26 2016 No.14889300

>>14889278
Eh, I enjoy the junk enhancements I got out of it.

It's always funny to watch those big, beefy centaur captains walk in with smug looks on their face until they find out that I can cumflate them in the blink of an eye.

If they call me a semen tank then I may as well live up to the name.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 16:45:35 2016 No.14889307 >>14889290 >That particular weresheep Trap fucking and the wolf being a fucking furfaggot piece of shit aside, I'd want to furiously bang every one of the sisters and mom at least once. With post-coital cuddles.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 16:45:45 2016 No.14889308 >>14889296 Please stop reminding me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 16:46:15 2016 No.14889312 >>14889278 I'm not a slut even if I'm enjoying it!

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 16:46:22 2016 No.14889314

>>14889290
Why do you think they're going to let me stop after a day?'
Mothman dust, Manticore Venom, Holstaur milk. These things exist for a reason anon.
Just imagine if squads of monstergirls coming home after their tour of duty get to take a human boy to be their husband. That's what I'm imagining.
Just a squad of /fit/ monstergirls taking me to their home and fucking me until they get pregnant.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 16:48:16 2016 No.14889327 >>14889314 >husband You're property of the government anon.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 16:49:30 2016 No.14889335

>>14889251
Oh god, it's like a competent Green Lanturn. Whatever her highly-capable mind can imagine, the slime around her body can create it. Traps, weapons, armour or any other construct she can think up.
All of it imagined so she can engulf you and have her way with you. With the aid of her slimegirl partner, sex is an open book to her. The Karma Sutra becomes a pamphlet for beginners. So many positions now possible, all amplified for you and her by the addition of a slimegirl to drown you both in pleasure.
And yes, seeing her nude, brown, toned body seemingly lacquered in transparent jelly would be wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 16:49:43 2016 No.14889336 >>14889299 Well to be fair to some people who write in this degenerate shithole that could put Mos Eisley to shame, they at least do a better job at it than the lore team behind Mass Effect 3.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 16:49:51 2016 No.14889337 >>14889327 >implying they don't issue husbands to their soldiers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 16:50:16 2016 No.14889339 >>14889327 And as a reward for a successful tour of duty I'm being gifted to a squad returning home. I'm getting phased out of the program for new boys.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 16:51:50 2016 No.14889351 >>14889288 >impying the symbiote will overtake her son she will be the lady you fell in love with, but x10^420

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 16:52:44 2016 No.14889354

>>14889335
Imagine her grinding her pussy against your face while her Slime partner pumps your semen using one of her tentacles as an onahole.
That's just the tip of the iceberg for them. You'll probably experience things no singular monstergirl could provide.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 16:56:41 2016 No.14889366

>>14889337
>>14889339
Right, just keep in mind that they don't allow this until you've spent years working as a slu- I mean as a breeder for the army.

The only way to be husbando'd faster is catching the attention of a high rank officer, who will probably pull their strings so you end with her instead.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 16:58:26 2016 No.14889372 >>14889366 Which makes you quite experienced for the girls you'll be issued to, not to mention that you'll probably be issued to girls you've had a history with to ensure compatibility

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 16:58:45 2016 No.14889374 Quick question, I have a shitty greentext written up and it comes out at just over a page, should I dump in in the thread or pastebin it? Feels like it's in a weird middleground where it's too long for a single post but too short for pastebin.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 16:59:45 2016 No.14889383 >>14889351 Then I guess I'll just throw myself in her arms. I wonder what her dragon form would look like if she had the symbiote

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 17:00:48 2016 No.14889390 >>14889366 Anon, I can say with utmost honestly that I want to spend the rest of my life having rough sex with the /fit/ monstergirl squad that used me the most. Those Kakuen sisters sure can bend. And that's not even getting into the other girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 17:01:35 2016 No.14889394 >>14889374 When that happens, I normally try to split it as evenly as seems sensible to post in the thread.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 17:01:47 2016 No.14889395

>>14889374
Just do whatever you want to do rather than asking the thread for permission. If you're not comfortable with doing it because you happen to be a newfag who doesn't know any better and may incite the anger of some anons then just pastebin it.

TL;DR: That's nice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 17:06:19 2016 No.14889417 File: 104 KB, 712x1000, 1398986080845.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >All these sluts

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 17:07:46 2016 No.14889425 >>14889417 I wonder if she gets off of the vibration of that gun while firing.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 17:08:03 2016 No.14889426

>>14889394
>>14889395
You know what, fuck it, it might fit in one post.
>Ever since you were a young boy you had always lived alone with your older sister
>Rather than a normal brother/sister relationship it's almost like she's your mother with how she's taken care of you
>Even after her pursuit of knowledge in the field of magic transformed her into a Lich, she always cared for you just as she always had with none of the lewd advances you would expect from a monster
>All this lasted until the day before your 2xth birthday
>Your sister has been avoiding you for a couple of days now, however you put it down to her being absorbed in her work but you soon find out that isn't the case
>You finish your meal and go to stand up to clean the dishes but find yourself unable to move
>Mild panic turns to extreme fear once you realise you're also unable to talk
>Looking at your sister you try and signal that something is wrong, hoping she can see it in your eyes
>However she doesn't respond, instead looking at you with her usual blank expression and slowly walking over to you
>"I'm sorry brother, I really didn't want to do this" she says in a cold monotone voice "But it's the only way to set things right that I could think of"
>With a snap of her fingers your clothes start to remove themselves and settle in a neat pile on the other side of the room while she starts to disrobe herself
>This is wrong you think to yourself, she's your sister. If you could avert your eyes you would but your current condition leaves you unable to do so
>With her modest breasts exposed she grabs your hand and places it on her chest
>"Can you feel my heartbeat, anon?" she asks.
>"No of course you can't, my heart hasn't beat in years and that's exactly why I'm doing this"
>"Do you remember what day it is tomorrow dear brother? That's right, tomorrow you're the same age I was when I came to possess this cold, dead body" her monologue continues
>"Isn't it sad? Ageing past your older sister is something no man should have to do." gently placing her entrance above your unwillingly hard manhood she looks you square in the eyes, her expression still unchanging "but now it doesn't have to be that way"
>Just as you think you've realised what she's doing she confirms your worst suspicions
>"Incubi don't physically age you see"
>With those blunt sounding words she forces her virgin pussy onto you, tears start to form in her eyes but the rest of her face shows not a single hint of emotion
>"Do you know how hard it was controlling myself all this time? Even with the potions I created to suppress my instincts, I was always thinking of you"
>Your heart races like it's never raced before
>You'd always had similar feelings about her too but this is wrong, siblings shouldn't be doing this kind of thing you think to yourself
>As if controlled by one of her spells your arms move on their own and wrap around her back as she forces her tongue into your mouth for a passionate kiss
>With your mind overcome by pleasure you give in and forget any thoughts on society's views on sibling relationships, your love and lust for this woman are too much to deny
>It doesn't take long after those thoughts for seed to spill into her undead womb but your erection still remains
>Feeling a surge of energy you manage to stand up, much to her surprise and shove her down onto the dining table
>"B-but you shouldn't be able to move" she stammers before calming herself and closing her eyes with a defeated sigh "I guess the dose was too weak"
>Wasting no time you plunge back into her, causing her to let out a slight gasp before you prevent any protests by returning her kiss from earlier
>Her body seems to go limp and give up any signs of resistance as you pin her down in a mating press and pump away like a wild beast with no sense of self restraint
>"This is unfair, I was meant to be the one to take you" she manages to say in a gap between the kissing, a slight hint of annoyance in her voice
>"Still, I don't dislike it this way" those are the last words spoken by either of you that night as she throws her arms and legs around you, resuming the tongue dance
>After what seems like an eternity spent enjoying each other's bodies and a dozen orgasms between the two of you, you finally start to lose the energy to stay awake
>Noticing you're closing your eyes she cradles you in her arms and strokes your hair as she would when you were a young boy
>"You may not wake up as a human but worry not, you'll always be my brother"
>In the last few seconds before you lose consciousness you swear you seen a faint smile on the face of your sister
Sorry for my verbal diarrhoea but I was overcome by inspiration and needed an outlet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 17:08:28 2016 No.14889429 File: 286 KB, 1000x970, 1457388508715.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >They think they'd be called "Breeders" Yes, getting your elite soldiers pregnant so they can no longer fight is smart...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 17:08:49 2016 No.14889434 >>14889417 i want to be a pow and have her rescue me

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 17:08:49 2016 No.14889435

I imagined an earth empire where the majority are humans but the ruling elite is dominated by monster girls except for the President/Supreme Leader/Emperor that has to be human(still mostly a puppet).

The majority of the fighting force are humans too but with monster girl shock troop units.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 17:10:13 2016 No.14889443 >>14889429 You do it to the ones that are being retired for personal or injury related reasons. It lets you keep the good bloodlines going without wasting good soldiers.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 17:10:48 2016 No.14889449

>>14889354
It opens up an infinite number of options.
You could do whatever you want to the anubis while she's bound in slimegirl treacle, having every nerve of her pussy stimulated by a goo tentacle.
You could be held in place and teased half to madness by the tantalising touches of soft fur and slick slime on your dick.
You could surprise the slimegirl by stealing her core, placing it upon the tip of your dick, and pushing up into the anubis to have sex like that. Now you're doing the slimegirl, watching her melt in pleasure around you and moan uncontrollably as her hypersensitive organ is pleasured by your dick and the contractions of the anubis' inner walls at the same time.

There's no end to the possibilities.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 17:12:41 2016 No.14889462 >>14889429 Obviously the ones getting pregnant are the ones retired, the rest just use you for pleasure before having to go back to the front line.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 17:13:21 2016 No.14889464 >>14889429 I'm not even a horse pussy fan but that centaur is asking for enough babies to start a soccer team with that smug look.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 17:14:19 2016 No.14889469 >>14889426 That's nice

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 17:17:28 2016 No.14889485
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>>14889443
That's just called a husband anon. Having MGs with kids and no father would be...inappropriate.

Think of a fancy military or non-military government position name for the man slut anons.

Like Stress Relief Companions or Medical Assistants.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 17:19:26 2016 No.14889494 File: 480 KB, 1098x1600, 001_11_08_2014_01_38_15.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DR HITOMI IS CUTE! C U T E!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 17:20:53 2016 No.14889500 >>14889494 She's got nice rack. Too bad about everything else.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 17:21:51 2016 No.14889507 >>14889485 Maybe the naming is wrong but either way I get a bunch of muscled warrior women with scars to bear my young and Cuddle at night

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 17:23:09 2016 No.14889513 >>14889494 Monoeyes are slightly olev.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 17:25:25 2016 No.14889523 >>14889426 I always liked the idea of MGs using magic to prevent you from moving/doing anything, glad to see it used in a story I want my slightly yandere Lich older sister to turn me into an incubus too!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 17:30:40 2016 No.14889560 >>14889523 I want my ara ara older sister to teach me the intricacies of having sex!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 17:32:34 2016 No.14889570 >>14889426 She could have just tainted his food with DE or cast spells on him to turn him into a incubus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 17:32:40 2016 No.14889571 >>14889560 A lewd, oppai loli, ryu imotou who keeps trying to seduce me only for me to miss the point and brush it off as childish fancies.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 17:33:26 2016 No.14889574

>>14889426
While it's a nice idea, I'd never forgive her for spiking my food like that, even if it was "all in the name of love".
I'm sure people get off from that, and I'm not saying that it's bad, but I'd be super suspicious of everything she cooked in the future.
At least it'll get me to learn to cook properly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 17:34:06 2016 No.14889579 >>14889570 She wanted to make it special by having his dick inside of her. Monsters are weird indeed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 17:35:04 2016 No.14889587 >>14889494 >Monoeye Bummer, man. Could've gotten a real waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 17:35:33 2016 No.14889591 >>14889494 Would you like what?

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 17:37:03 2016 No.14889601

>>14889523
Get in line.
>>14889570
Monsters are lewd anon. Besides people tend not to think rationally when they're worried.
>>14889574
Yeah, yandere isn't for everyone even if it is a clingy and light form of yandere it's still not everyone's cup of tea.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 17:37:05 2016 No.14889602 >>14889571 Dense anons are the bane of monster girls, please have some consideration

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 17:37:39 2016 No.14889604 >>14889602 Bane?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 17:38:16 2016 No.14889609 >>14889602 Are they big guys?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 17:38:43 2016 No.14889616 >>14889426 I liked it. Liches are the best, and loving sister Lich is better.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 17:38:53 2016 No.14889618 >>14889074 Monoeyes are fucking disgusting and the only people who like them are faggots like adrenal glands and gazerfag

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 17:39:24 2016 No.14889619 >>14889602 Anon's don't fly so well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 17:39:52 2016 No.14889622 >>14889602 >The story of a guy who made his oppai loli imouto orgasm without realizing it Would it be told as a horror story or as a romantic/lewd one?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 17:40:15 2016 No.14889623 >>14889609 >You will never be a huge guy, and wake up with an Alice curled up, sleeping on top of you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 17:41:09 2016 No.14889631 >>14889622 It'd be an extremely painful story.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 17:41:47 2016 No.14889633 >>14889623 How huge would you be for your Alice?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 17:43:20 2016 No.14889638 >>14889602 Was shitposting part of your plan?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 17:45:34 2016 No.14889648 >>14889633 Like driving a truck through a tiny hallway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 17:46:53 2016 No.14889657 >>14889648 So big enough that she can sit her soft butt on the palm of your hand like she's sitting on a comfy chair?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 17:47:51 2016 No.14889661 >>14889657 Yep, and ride on your shoulder.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 17:48:37 2016 No.14889663 >>14889657 >>14889648 There's going to be a lot of stretching going on.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 17:48:52 2016 No.14889665 I want to have two alices. One to spoil. And one to train. I don't actually want to dick them, I just want to see how far I can take them in their respective directions.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 17:50:17 2016 No.14889672 >>14889663 Oniichan will be gentle with the cute Alice. Alices are made for protecting and tender loving, after all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 17:50:38 2016 No.14889673 >>14889622 I remember there was a story like that, but I can't remember it, was it pastebinned? >>14889663 We're getting into fairy territory.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 17:51:55 2016 No.14889681 >>14889665 >And one to train. Like, physical training or what? I can think of a few ways to “train” and alice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 17:52:15 2016 No.14889682 >>14889672 He's just got to take it nice and slow then so that she's moaning loudly as she watches his member move through her. >>14889673 Cumflation is a given?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 17:53:00 2016 No.14889688 >>14889681 To make her an unbreakable loli of pure muscle. Min Maxing her all in on Strength.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 17:54:40 2016 No.14889693 >>14889688 But then she's going to be all weird and bulgy, not cute at all!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 17:54:52 2016 No.14889694 >>14889665 Isn't that like a literal Nazi experiment?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 17:55:34 2016 No.14889696 >>14889688 >training weak monster girls and transforming them in powerful monsters worthy of the final boss title Fighting is the best way to get into someone's heart

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 17:56:30 2016 No.14889700 >>14889688 Why would you do that to a completely innocent alice? they are meant to be cute, loved and spoiled with cookies and treats.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 17:56:41 2016 No.14889702 >>14889672 Attempts at penetrative sex will be made, but just end up with him lying back while the Alice rubs him with her mouth clamped over the tip.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 17:58:50 2016 No.14889708

>>14889693
Don't worry, she'll have the other Alice, who'll be fed on a diet of pure Hathor Cakes to balance her out. They'll compliment each other.

>>14889694
hey, the Nazis liked dogs too. Nothing wrong with what I'm doing.

>>14889700
The other one will have that, don't worry. One will get fed a lot of cookies while the other runs and pumps iron

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 18:01:13 2016 No.14889710 >>14889708 >That diet She's going to be a lazy, pudgy alice with a belly then! She'll need you to carry her around because she gets too tired walking.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 18:01:41 2016 No.14889714 Are there any guides out there to make yourself write, even if there's no inspiration?

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 18:01:53 2016 No.14889715

>>14889702
That sounds cute.
Like she's really trying to be a good girl and push your dick in, with her hands and tail wrapped around it, but at the same time she's so nervous and fearful that you settle on an alternative for her.
Then she can hug your dick, gyrating up and down while she licks the very top of your head, smiling about how your pre tastes a little like taffy.

You have to ease her into actual penetration, one finger at a time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 18:02:29 2016 No.14889718 >>14889710 Hel bulgy sister will do that, don't worry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 18:02:52 2016 No.14889721 >>14889708 Can you at least try and make the alice you are traning to the bone happy? She deserves to be happy damnit!

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 18:04:01 2016 No.14889726

>>14889714
What are you even asking? Are you asking if a guide exists on the Internet to motivate you to write?
Because that's not how motivation works. If you want to write, have some agency, ome up with or shamelessly steal an idea and either write, or don't.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 18:05:02 2016 No.14889730 >>14889718 But that's just going to deepen the extremes! The muscled one will just get more muscled and her sister will just get larger and softer! This doesn't even factor in how neither will think they're cute (despite complimenting each other)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 18:05:28 2016 No.14889731 >>14889710 Exactly. And she'll continue to get more cakes. As the other Alice continues to train. >>14889721 That Alice gets something special to make her happy. Endorphins.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 18:05:56 2016 No.14889733 >>14889714 Think about what makes your dick go diamonds then start from there. The power of the dick will bring your through all the hardships and ultimately will motivate you to write about waifus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 18:07:25 2016 No.14889736 >>14889731 But then the soft sister is going to get sad because she doesn't go anywhere with you, all she does is sit home, watch TV, and eat cake! She doesn't even go to the beach, although she wouldn't fit any of her old swim suits anymore.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 18:11:47 2016 No.14889753 >>14889736 >She doesn't even go to the beach, although she wouldn't fit any of her old swim suits anymore. That's okay. Floatation aids don't need swimsuits. Or any clothes at all.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 18:16:14 2016 No.14889764

>>14889753
Nude!
But then folks would be able to see everything from her big rear, her huge (for an alice) breasts, and that big thing she calls a gut!

That doesn't even factor in that her sister would probably be wearing a two piece that shows off all her muscle.

Why, the bigger sister may hide under a towel and snack on ice cream to drown her sorrows.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 18:17:03 2016 No.14889766 >>14889726 I have ideas, just don't have any enterprise or drive to write about them because inevitably I'll just scrap it and start it over and over and over ad nauseum.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 18:20:17 2016 No.14889775 >>14889736 >Alices >Remembering anything You could do just about anything to them since they forget day-to-day. They would never get bored of anything, ever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 18:20:53 2016 No.14889776 >>14889766 Bummer, man.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 18:22:33 2016 No.14889781

>>14889766
While I don't want to be the autist who just spams "bummer" now, what I've got to say can really be summed up in that asinine, idiotic line.
Internet guides won't help you with that. They can teach you how to do things correctly on a technical level, but even if you know all the rules, your writing will never be good unless you actually write.
It's exactly like drawing. You can know every technique, exactly how to compose and colour and shade, but until you've drawn something, you're the same as an absolute beginner. In fact you literally still are an absolute beginner.

If you have no drive, that's your problem. If you trash everything before another soul can even see it and give their opinion on it, that's your problem.
What else is there to say about it?

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 18:22:55 2016 No.14889782

>>14889775
I think the blank spot only happens in regards to sex, although I think that they do remember that 'something' happened that made them feel good.

So you're just going to have an extra large, depressed alice eating ice cream in her underwear while her sister gets stronger with oniichan....unless the tubby one snaps and 'doubles down' on what she's doing, thinking that oniichan likes big girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 18:26:08 2016 No.14889795 >>14889766 Is it smut? If yes then fap to the idea with no visual aid and imagine every little detail, if it's good enough to blow your load to it's good enough to write. If it's not smut? No advice there.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 18:34:35 2016 No.14889821

>>14889766
You should always be your own harshest critic.
Just work on it no matter what, with enough polish anything can shine. Doubts pop up halfway, but it's a natural part of writing. In fact the thing that distinguishes writers from everyone else is they actually try to turn their ideas into a story instead of just leaning back and thinking "wouldn't that be nice."
The real hacks on /lit/ are the ones with the long and complicated plans for stories they never write.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 18:38:07 2016 No.14889833 File: 403 KB, 611x900, 1440733375215.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why not come closer to the Dryad and give it a hug anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 18:40:24 2016 No.14889835 >>14889833 Will she absorb me into her tree if I do hug her?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 18:40:41 2016 No.14889837 >>14887271 >Spoiler Hooray for lewd exhibitionists!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 18:40:54 2016 No.14889839 >>14889833 No, spooky wood lady is too spooky.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 18:40:56 2016 No.14889840 >>14889833 As long as she doesn't root me to the ground.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 18:42:22 2016 No.14889848 >>14889833 I'd rather keep my ability to move freely. Being stuck in a tree is no fun.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 18:46:33 2016 No.14889859 >>14889833 This reminds me of this movie where a babysitter went around feeding babies to a tree

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 18:49:22 2016 No.14889876 >>14888204 I don't think I could ever go back to regular masturbation after an experience such as that. Did someone cap this? Someone should cap this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 18:49:45 2016 No.14889880 >>14889833 >you will never tease a dryad by flashing her your morning wood every day

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 18:50:43 2016 No.14889884 >>14889876 I did.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 18:51:38 2016 No.14889890 File: 649 KB, 800x600, Dryad MGQ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14889833 I'd rather hug the other one.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 18:52:38 2016 No.14889895

>>14889835
>>14889840
You give the old Dryad a hug. She holds on to you a little longer and gives you a sad smile before letting you go.

Perhaps another day she'll find a husband.

>>14889839
>>14889848
You refuse the Dryads offer, well knowing the dangers. The Dryad gives you a sad, but understanding nod and says that she doesnt mind, yet you think you saw a single tear flow from her eyes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 18:52:55 2016 No.14889898 >>14889890 I'd rather kill this abomination of nature.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 18:53:54 2016 No.14889900 >>14889895 But I want to be one with her, and nature.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 18:54:54 2016 No.14889904 >>14889876 Sit on your hand until it goes numb, wear a fluffy glove, and fap with your eyes closed while imagining the scenario in that greentext.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 18:55:28 2016 No.14889905 >>14889904 That's kinda furry man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 18:55:48 2016 No.14889906 >>14889904 Alternately, train a bear and buy dick insurance.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 18:58:13 2016 No.14889918 >>14889904 Anon that sounds a bit furry

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 18:58:17 2016 No.14889919 >>14889821 >Anything can polish That's a big lie you're telling them

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 18:58:50 2016 No.14889920 >>14889898 Anon, she's literally the only good Plansect girl. The only weird thing about her is the split personality.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 19:00:05 2016 No.14889921 >>14889905 >>14889918 Yeah. I guess being masturbated by an anubis is so too good for this world, you can't, and shouldn't even imitate it. >>14889906 Poor bear.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 19:00:27 2016 No.14889922 >>14889898 >Hating MGQ Dryad God damn that is legitimately a terminal case of shit taste. Like if shit taste had a dictionary entry you'd be right there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 19:00:45 2016 No.14889924 >>14889919 As long as you're not a complete retard you can make something readable. As long as it has cute girls and it's coherent people here will accept it with a "meh"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 19:01:03 2016 No.14889925 >>14889920 What? You don't like Alra Parasol?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 19:01:47 2016 No.14889928 >>14889925 Dryad was the only good girl in Plansect Anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 19:02:11 2016 No.14889930 >>14889906 Are a bear's paws really like an anubis' paws? Can I drizzle honey on an anubis' paws and lick it off?

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 19:02:16 2016 No.14889931

>>14889833
I'll hug her, she must be so lonely and would probably enjoy my company. She could tell m about herself and about the many stories she's learned throughout her life time. How would she react to me hugging her and telling her i want to get to know her better?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 19:02:40 2016 No.14889932 >>14889921 Such is life, anonymous. T'is a cruel mistress

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 19:05:14 2016 No.14889941 >>14889930 Probably not, but at least you're not jerking it with mittens on. Captcha: Snakes Lane East. Where the hell do I sign?

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 19:06:06 2016 No.14889947

>>14889895
Oh no, I'm not falling for the puppy-dog eyes. I've seen too many monsters try it, especially the plant types.
Horrid creatures, trying to play on one's emotions like that. Why do the plant ones have to be so dangerous? I especially like the alraune, but I just don't like being rooted in place.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 19:06:17 2016 No.14889948 >>14889833 I want a Dryad to pluck apples from her leafy hair and throw them at me after I make fun of her for being stuck in one place!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 19:07:35 2016 No.14889954 >>14889948 Would she get embarrased if you complimented how they tasted?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 19:08:43 2016 No.14889957 >>14889954 Only if you make cider out of them and drink it while eyeing her voluptuous, emerald tits

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 19:19:17 2016 No.14889996 http://i.imgur.com/YPO5YL8.jpg The elves are adapting, is it time to panic yet?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 19:21:08 2016 No.14890005 >>14889996 >Fat faceless black man Jesus Christ it's even worse, they're LIBERALS.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 19:21:38 2016 No.14890012 >>14889996 >Elf femdom Yeah baby,

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 19:22:27 2016 No.14890017 >>14889996 Don't worry. No matter how much the elves adapt, we'll always have our most potent, undefendable weapon. Earplay and ASMR.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 19:23:10 2016 No.14890023 >>14889996 What I would give to be in that faceless bastard's place.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 19:25:49 2016 No.14890036 >>14890017 I want to lick an elf's sensitive ears in public and reduce her to a wet panting mess on the floor!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 19:26:13 2016 No.14890037 >>14890005 I don't think it's black. Nips tend to color their men darker than women, specially with older men.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 19:28:01 2016 No.14890043 >>14889996 Why are they even turning against us? We've been so kind to them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 19:28:57 2016 No.14890051 >>14890036 >Lick an elf's ears just once >For the next two hours, her body remains limp in perpetual orgasm (eargasm?) as she ahegaos Please do not abuse this power over elves.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 19:31:00 2016 No.14890056 File: 135 KB, 1323x541, 1457397060129.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14890043

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 19:32:01 2016 No.14890058 >>14890056 So no matter what we do, they'll still rape us?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 19:33:37 2016 No.14890065 >>14889776 This is getting more annoying than that weird cig grip thingy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 19:34:09 2016 No.14890067 >>14890012 >TFW no Dark Elf stories

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 19:35:12 2016 No.14890069 >>14890056 What would those elves do if humans died off?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 19:36:46 2016 No.14890075 >>14890069 Use something similar to a Kryptonian Genesis Chamber to create the perfect husbands.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 19:37:01 2016 No.14890078 >>14890069 What all elves do when not supervised: massive orgies spanning the planet. SLAANESH RISES

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 19:38:28 2016 No.14890083 >>14890069 They already breed humans so...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 19:40:22 2016 No.14890090 >>14890056 I'd never let an Elf break me, especially not some weak drill-haired Elf Noble who had to pay a huntress to get me. Her tits are probably too big to properly chase a human like the petite huntress she hired.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 19:46:08 2016 No.14890107 File: 473 KB, 1400x1056, YPO5YL8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 19:46:25 2016 No.14890108 Uh oh! http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono This Monster Girl lightly bopped you on the nose with her finger, called you a cutie, and started tickling you! What will you do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 19:46:28 2016 No.14890110 >>14890083 Well I'm also saying they would die off from more than simply dying of old age.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 19:47:05 2016 No.14890112 >>14890108 >Lich I'M SCARED

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 19:47:49 2016 No.14890118 >>14890108 >Tanuki Call for help from her parents. This is no way for childhood friends to treat each other.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 19:47:53 2016 No.14890119 >>14890108 >jubjub WHAT finger?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 19:47:53 2016 No.14890120 File: 656 KB, 1179x1200, Apophis Black Mage.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14890108 >Apophis I tickle the snake

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 19:48:23 2016 No.14890122 >>14890108 >Mantis Uh that's quite unusual for her kind isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 19:48:45 2016 No.14890125 >>14890108 >Cheshire Cat I hope she doesn't find out how scaroused I am as I yell for an adult.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 19:49:03 2016 No.14890127 >>14890108 >Fallen God Instantly go insane while ejaculating everywhere

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 19:49:13 2016 No.14890130 >>14890108 >Cheshire Cat time to hide under the sheets.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 19:49:42 2016 No.14890132

>>14890069
>Elves clone humans from templates and raise them from birth to be butlers and servants.
>While it fulfills their needs, they still long for new humans with different genetics to 'spice things up'
>Every now and then a pod containing a frozen human is dug up, causing great celebration as they are awoken and their DNA added to the templates.
>The human will be auctioned off for truely tremendous sums of money that only the richest elves can afford.
>Human women, when found, are used to bear young until they're transformed into elves or other monsters due to the rampant mamano mana.

Would be interesting.

>>14890090
>Waifish, haughty elf noble with drill hair and heug tits as your mistress
>Constantly asks you to do things for her while she relaxes.
>treat all the acts with indifference while talking with her tall-flat, glasses wearing wizard assistant and the petite huntress who brought you in
>Drill haired jealousy intensifies.

Would be nice. I can't wait until the day she tries to take me in bed, only for her inexperience to become clear.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 19:49:47 2016 No.14890133 >>14890108 >Youko I don't mind

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 19:50:16 2016 No.14890137 >>14890119 Her ENORMOUS clit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 19:50:30 2016 No.14890138 >>14890108 >Weresheep I feel the cuddles overtaking me!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 19:50:32 2016 No.14890139 >>14890108 >Kobold Oh please god no! I don't wanna die from a heart attack!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 19:51:13 2016 No.14890141 >>14890108 >Druella HA HA! Time to get her a husband! That husband is me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 19:51:16 2016 No.14890143 >>14890132 >Waifish >Heug tits Excuse me?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 19:52:28 2016 No.14890147 File: 374 KB, 816x1300, 1444535764425.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14890143 Those tits aren't just huge, they're HEUG

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 19:52:38 2016 No.14890148 >>14890143 Elven genetics. Allows for thin figures and tits the size of their head.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 19:53:00 2016 No.14890150 >>14890108 >Thunderbird I get electrocuted. The end.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 19:53:19 2016 No.14890154 >>14890132 >Waifish Anon, if she's going to be a lazy noble then she's going to be chubby. And I want to tease her about it every time she rapes me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 19:53:57 2016 No.14890155 >>14890147 >>14890148 Elven genetics are weird. is it even possible for them to get fat?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 19:55:01 2016 No.14890159 >>14890108 >Cupid Tickle her back, hug and never let go. I'm gonna tickle her wings and feet too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 19:56:19 2016 No.14890166 >>14890150 >Thunderbird electricity >Harming anyone

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 19:57:41 2016 No.14890173

>>14890147
I want to pull off her bra and start playing with her tits while hugging from behind.

>>14890154
Then I hope you're ready for her to start eating snacks and grumbling about how you don't know beauty along with trying to forget that you were jiggling her belly

>>14890155
Yes but it requires many snacks, sweets, and a lot of lazing about up to a certain point at which time their matabolism switches and they start packing on the pounds much easier than they did in the past.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 19:57:54 2016 No.14890174 File: 298 KB, 1000x1000, 1454345035299.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14890112 Sounds like she's been hitting the brew again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 19:59:19 2016 No.14890182 >>14890108 >Dark Angel I smell a honey trap...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 20:00:58 2016 No.14890186 >>14890108 >Kikimora It's a ticklepalooza. We'll tickle each other until things get intomate and then I'll joke about master maid forbidden love to plant the seeds of lewdness into her head

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 20:01:00 2016 No.14890187 >>14890147 Damn you, Kloah

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 20:01:02 2016 No.14890188 >>14890173 So before that it ll goes to their boobs?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 20:02:33 2016 No.14890193 >>14890108 >Succubus No matter what I do, this'll end lewdly. So I'll tickle the fuck out of that succubus, and then wake up three days later with drained balls and a happy wife.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 20:02:45 2016 No.14890195 >>14890107 link to full image?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 20:02:58 2016 No.14890198 >>14890147 I want to milk those Elf udders.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 20:03:16 2016 No.14890199

>>14890108
>Mimiru
I'll roll with this
The best part is that this seems completely in character for her. After being so flattered from her picking me, I'll just tickle her back!
Much loving will be had after we're worn out by the tickling.

Just so I have an actual monster to go off on:
>Kitsune-tsuki
I'm gonna get weirded/freaked out, since it'll seem like a regular woman is doing this to me. Don't want to end up with a gold digger, you know.
Of course, realizing that a human woman would never do this to any old stranger, I'll have an expert look at her, after which I'll realize she's possessed by a Kitsune-tsuki.
I then start working on getting her to turn into a full-fledged Inari.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 20:03:40 2016 No.14890202 >>14889996 >shark teeth MY ONE WEAKNESS!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 20:03:48 2016 No.14890203 >>14890195 I refuse to believe a person can be this dumb.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 20:03:57 2016 No.14890204 >>14890195 Scroll up a bit, dude.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 20:05:25 2016 No.14890211 >>14890188 Yes. >>14890147 is an elf right before her metabolism goes downhill and she begins bulking up. It is a sudden, and surprising change.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 20:05:49 2016 No.14890214 >>14890203 >>14890204 Scrolled past it, oopsy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 20:10:38 2016 No.14890230 >>14890147 What kind of hit to stealth do dem tits cause?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 20:12:07 2016 No.14890237 >>14890230 -10 to stealth, +15 bonus to masquerading as a holst.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 20:13:32 2016 No.14890241 >>14890173 I wonder how she'll react when I kiss her during sex and stroke her ears? I want to hear her get flustered in that posh accent of hers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 20:15:11 2016 No.14890248 >>14890241 Well, she'll start off by getting posher and speaking quicker and quicker up until a certain point where she'll turn meek and let you take the lead, her chest heaving.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 20:24:21 2016 No.14890271 >>14890248 Cute. How would she react if I told her I was glad I met her?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 20:30:58 2016 No.14890289 >>14890271 Before she's gone meek mode, a haughty 'Of course!' followed by a demand for you to pat her head. After though...She'd let out a little whine of embarrassment and just nuzzle against you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 20:31:31 2016 No.14890291 >>14890132 >>14890154 You faggots need to stop before I'm actually tempted to write something about this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 20:31:36 2016 No.14890292 >>14890108 >Hellhound Probably blush and make a fool out of myself. Tell her she's cute as well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 20:38:07 2016 No.14890309 >>14890292 That's unfair. If a hellhound started tickling me, I wouldn't even have the heart to tell her to stop. Can I at least turn the tables by tickling her around the base of her tail?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 20:45:09 2016 No.14890327 File: 113 KB, 693x1158, CcQF8b6VIAEQDss.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 20:45:09 2016 No.14890328 File: 214 KB, 700x694, 1440818262735.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14890309 >This arouses the Hellhound

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 20:47:54 2016 No.14890336 >>14890289 I think I know why men become Incubi now. Not because they just want to fuck forever, but because they can't bear the thought of leaving their wives behind and making them cry. I want to protect that elf's smile forever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 20:50:54 2016 No.14890344 >>14890327 Hello there tittie kitty.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 20:53:21 2016 No.14890349 >>14890344 I want to help her get even larger kitty titties so that she can better feed our kittens.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 20:53:46 2016 No.14890352 >>14890327 That's a cat I would marry and impregnate repeatedly.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 20:54:10 2016 No.14890353

>>14890132
>>Elves clone humans from templates and raise them from birth to be butlers and servants.
You know I had a Bladerunner-inspired MG story in mind for a while now, with the plot being pretty much that, only less elves. Maybe I should get to writing that...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 20:55:24 2016 No.14890358 File: 156 KB, 569x752, 1457402124285.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 20:55:31 2016 No.14890360 >>14890353 Do it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 20:56:45 2016 No.14890364 >>14890358 ITS AN ALP! SQUISH IT!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 20:58:31 2016 No.14890367 >>14890364 Thats just rude, she is no alp.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 21:02:13 2016 No.14890376 >>14890328 I want to respond to a hellhound trapping me in that position by rubbing her tummy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 21:05:23 2016 No.14890386 What does chuf mean?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 21:06:24 2016 No.14890390 >>14890353 Do it!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 21:06:59 2016 No.14890394 >>14890386 It's the noise that big cat's make instead of purring.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 21:07:10 2016 No.14890395 >>14890364 Alp or not, I'd bully that. >>14890386 Chuffing is a sound that tigers make instead of purring for greeting friendly people and expressing joy. Look up a video of it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 21:07:30 2016 No.14890396 >>14890386 It's the sound big cats make when they're pleased. It's a very distinctive, sudden exhalation of air I think. Either way, it sounds like that. Go type "tiger chuff" into YouTube.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 21:09:41 2016 No.14890406 >>14890386 It's the noise that roaring cats make instead of a purr. The big bone box in their throat that resonates for them to roar keeps them from a normal mewling purr.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 21:11:02 2016 No.14890411 File: 216 KB, 940x941, 1457163215985.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SCHIZOPHRENIC YANDERES

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 21:12:46 2016 No.14890420 >>14890411 Please do not sexualize the mentally ill.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 21:12:59 2016 No.14890422 >>14890328 She can't guard anything in that position. Tickling intensifies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 21:14:12 2016 No.14890429 File: 1.39 MB, 1280x1280, mic.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Your Waifu Wants to bean Idol/Singer What is she and how do you support her?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 21:15:24 2016 No.14890438 >>14890429 >bean I forgot a fucking space in my rush, i hate myself a little more now

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 21:15:38 2016 No.14890441 >>14890358 Sorry little girl, I don't have any panties to give you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 21:15:52 2016 No.14890442 >>14890429 By putting on my favorite bath robe and saying "bummer, man"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 21:15:56 2016 No.14890443 >>14890429 Idol's can't have relationships with others. I'll support her but she needs to realize this fact.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 21:16:09 2016 No.14890444 >>14890429 >Tiny jinko She'd be part of a metal band with other tiny versions of big monsters, singing all the vocals while a tiny minotaur handles the drums, a tiny raiju shreds an electric guitar, and a tiny mermaid plays bass.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 21:18:19 2016 No.14890459 >>14890429 Crow Tengus are naturally antisocial. I just don't think she's cut out for this.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 21:18:56 2016 No.14890462

>>14890429
But would people even want a Tanuki idol?
At least Tanuki have the disguising thing on their side. It would make costume and makeup a snap. They could probably even change enough to look like various kinds of human woman. But in her natural form she'd just be a slightly fatter Ritsuko.
And her demographic would be mostly monstergirls. I'm just not sure I can endorse this endeavor.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 21:19:45 2016 No.14890464 >>14890429 >Dragon songs I'll support her, but I don't think she can make it since singing isn't one of her skills.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 21:23:37 2016 No.14890481

>>14890422
>You start tickling the hellhound
>She laughs, shouting at you to stop
>Unfortunately for her, she can't get free
>As it turns out, her claws are embedded into the wall so firmly she can't actually pull them back out
>So you keep tickling her
>She's roaring with laugher and crying her eyes out, the tears turning to steam
>You can see the red, lava-like flush of her body where your fingers move to tease her, slowly spreading as she heats up
>A note of desperation enters her voice
>"No Anon, seriously, stop!"
>But you don't stop
>"If you keep going, I'm gonna-"
>Suudenly you hear a loud hissing sound, like someone suddenly started frying oil-coated vegetables in a pan, a real loud and violent sizzling
>You look down, and between the hellhound's legs, there's a hole in the floor, burnt away with fire still licking at the glowing edges of the tiles and wirework
>You stare, noticing that sweat isn't the only thing dripping down from her
>Then you look back up at her, dumbfounded
>Her entire face is literally red, like her cheeks are undergoing fusion reactions under the skin
>"Anon, I am so not taking the blame for this."

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 21:24:06 2016 No.14890483 >>14890464 I bet dragon songs are hot. You could duet Burning Down The House. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtknX95emMQ

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 21:26:19 2016 No.14890489

>>14890429
Ask her if she realizes that her dream means we as a relationship are through. She'll have to fuck old man cock to get anywhere in the industry, the yakuza will gangrape her and she won't be allowed a partner or her fans will shit themselves with envy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 21:26:21 2016 No.14890490 >>14890481 TICKLING INTENSIFIES.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 21:27:55 2016 No.14890496 >>14890489 It depends on if the monstergirls have taken over the industry or not.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 21:29:48 2016 No.14890505 >>14890496 Why would they? Unless they were interested in becoming cumdumps, it's not like they can find their husbandos in the industry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 21:32:19 2016 No.14890519 >>14890490 Anon no, we've passed the limits of what is safe and sane. If you tickle the hellhound any more, you risk causing a Category 4 Meltdown.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 21:33:49 2016 No.14890529 >>14890411 Please delete, non-MG

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 21:35:41 2016 No.14890534

>>14890505
It's simple. They take over the industry and build fan-bases for both monstergirl and human boy idols.The monstergirl idols get love and money, as well as all the groupies they want. The human idols get the same. The bigwigs get to fuck all the cute charming boys, and the fans of either species get to be all obsessive over their favorite singers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 21:35:44 2016 No.14890535 >>14890483 >I bet dragon songs are hot Get outta here Charon

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 21:35:45 2016 No.14890536 I need some good dominating onee-san stories! Please rain them upon me, like thine nectar of thine Chief God!

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 21:36:05 2016 No.14890537

>>14890505
That's some backwards thinking, Anon. Of course they want to become cumdumps. And then when they find a cumpump they like, they keep him. That's one less lecherous producer keeping the industry hostile.
Before you know it, it's all forcibly married men, bachelors looking for an industry pairing, and a matriarchy of businesswomen and former idols spreading mamono culture through stage performance.
It's insidious, and the reason we need to stop monster immigration.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 21:37:06 2016 No.14890543 >>14890519 TICKLING TO MAXIMUM/spoiler]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 21:37:58 2016 No.14890545 >>14890483 >we are going to sing >she is really bad, but i'm worse >audience starts booing and throwing humpty egg at us

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 21:40:11 2016 No.14890554 >>14890534 You still don't find a husbando in the industry. Groupies=/=husbando, and if any one fat becomes your boyfriend the others will lynch him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 21:40:41 2016 No.14890558 >>14890545 That's what you get for performing in Wonderland.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 21:42:32 2016 No.14890567 >>14890545 At least the Cheshire aren't throwing their butts at you. I still have the bruises.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 21:42:56 2016 No.14890569 >>14890537 >we need to stop monster immigration Finally. A man of sense!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 21:43:49 2016 No.14890574 >>14890108 >Thunderbird I get tickled. Act as slutty as possible. Try for sex.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 21:43:51 2016 No.14890575 >>14890108 >Dark angel RUN RUN AWAY!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 21:45:19 2016 No.14890584 >>14890567 If they throw things, you keep them. Don't just drop their asses, hold them as collateral. If they want them back, you've got leverage.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 21:58:10 2016 No.14890653

>>14890543
>Despite the sudden bladder catastrophe, you continue tickling, you absolute fucking madman
>The hellhound is in shock, her whole body shaking, cramping and glowing red like steel out of the furnace
>"ANOOON!" she screams, her voice warbling and reverberating as she fails to keep her composure
>You're fairly sure some students are looking up at the scene through the hole in the floor/ceiling
>Considering what happened to it, and what logically must've happened to the hellhound's undergarments, you're fairly certain they must be getting a hell of a view
>The hellhound's muscles are spamming as she roars in pained laughter
>But still her claws remain
>You keep tickling
>She keeps struggling
>You hear cracking, a horrid, titanic cracking
>Like the crack of ice sheets over a great lake
>It's the sound of something breaking which really shouldn't ever break
>Heedless of that warning, and full overcome by your soulless, inhuman urge to tickle, you dance your fingers over her sweat-slick navel
>Something in the hellhound snaps
>And with it, so does the walls her limbs are stuck to
>With a heave of deepest, her claws come free, along with the entire collapsing corner of wall you had your back to
>Apparently the corner was a load bearing one
>Or maybe your school was just constructed really shittily
>Either way, as the hellhound falls on top of you, thankfully shielding you with her superhuman durability, the ceiling collapses above you
>As does the floor below you, and the walls around you, like they've been caved in by a wrecking ball
>After what could've been a scene right out of an Uncharted game, you sit up amidst a wasteland of rubble
>The entire wing of the school has collapsed with such intensity, one could be forgiven for thinking that a bomb might've detonated
>Many students are buried under the rubble
>Several of them are surely dead
>And the hellhound is staring at you with a fury in her eyes that could make a lich burst into tears
>All because you didn't no when to quit tickling
>You monster.

There. I hope you're happy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 22:00:15 2016 No.14890664 >>14890653 Now sex?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 22:02:09 2016 No.14890673 >>14890664 Not yet. >>14890653 THE TICKLING NEVER STOPS.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 22:03:35 2016 No.14890679 >>14890364 Be nice anon, that was once one of us, he just masturbated the wrong way and now he's paying for it, with his ass.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 22:04:43 2016 No.14890683 >>14890673 Anon you need to stop, you'll end up destroying the world with that hellhound

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 22:06:23 2016 No.14890688 >>14890653 the dead ones can easily be resurrected

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 22:08:10 2016 No.14890695 >>14890673 Anon is the true monster all along.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 22:09:26 2016 No.14890697 >>14890653 Meanwhile, on tomorrow's headlines: >HELLHOUNDS DEEMED AS PUBLIC SAFETY HAZARDS AFTER PUBLIC SCHOOL COLLAPSES >Tickle-monster still at large! Where will he strike next?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 22:09:41 2016 No.14890698 >>14890683 >>14890695 I have no regrets. There can be no other path. BEGIN OPERATION: TICKLING BEYOND TICKLING

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 22:11:40 2016 No.14890705 >>14890698 Stop the tickling fetish stuff, that DA-tier shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 22:13:02 2016 No.14890714 >>14890705 Not him but so are fatfags and inflation. But if you point it out, then you're just going to get called nofunallowed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 22:13:20 2016 No.14890715 >>14890697 >Man found dead after altercation with Apophis >"HE WOULDN'T STOP TICKLING ME!

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 22:14:17 2016 No.14890721

>>14890705
This isn't fetish action, it's a matter of escalation.

Seeing just how far we can take tickling a single hellhound before reality inverts.

It's a case of finding the line, realizing we've crossed it an hour ago, and speeding up for the hell of it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 22:14:34 2016 No.14890723 >>14890714 >then you're just going to get called nofunallowed. I know, as that shit happened when I called out a few RPers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 22:15:47 2016 No.14890729 >>14890721 Nah man, that's fetishy shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 22:17:41 2016 No.14890734 >>14890715 Well that was a short-lived reign of the tickle monster. I guess you could say that this case was wrapped-up rather quickly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 22:20:45 2016 No.14890742 >>14890734 CHARON!

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 22:22:45 2016 No.14890752

>>14890664
>>14890673
>"Sex now?"
>You propose the question to the hellhound with a guileless smile, as if you haven't just committed mass murder
>Or at the very least, manslaughter
>She looks at you
>Then at the tragic scene around you
>"No."
>A single hellhound has turned down the offer of sex from a man
>Across the border of reality, beyond the veil separating life and death, overlooking the River of Souls, within the castle where life is but a fleeting illusion, at the dining table within said castle, Hades, the god of death and lord of hellhounds, spits out his drink and begins sobbing uncontrollably
>Meanwhile, back amongst the rubble of a very unfortunate high school, the hellhound is walking away
>Not if Anon has anything to say about it
>With her back to him, he can easily reach around and tickle her belly
>Arms raised, fingers poised and ready to tickle, Anon stalks forward
>Right into the path of the dazed mindflayer history teacher
>As their eyes meet, she sees something in Anon
>No, not Anon. Not anymore
>The entity known as Anon is just a hollow shell, groomed from birth in preparation for this very moment, when the malicious tickle spirit within him can awaken and use him as the avatar to end the world
>The brave mindflayer, versed in the history of such legends, summons up her courage
>With the last of her strength, she leaps forward and grabs Anon
>Before he can so much as yell out, she slips her tentacles within his ears
>A world ending scenario is avoided as the mindflayer hero tangles with the demon inside Anon
>Engaging it in a psychic war that lasts for seven centuries before the monster is finally defeated, and the mindflayer hero breathes her last
>Her vision grows black, and her spirit leaves her body for Valhalla, the hall of heroes, in honour of her absolute sacrifice
>The end.

No calling bullshit, now. You knew this was going to happen from that start.

And if you didn't, then you weren't paying attention to the subtext.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 22:24:20 2016 No.14890757 >>14890721 Tickling is actually a fetish believe it or not. I don't have a problem with it, even if it isn't one of mine, but I felt that it was worth mentioning this fact.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 22:27:00 2016 No.14890766 >>14890752 Just as planned. There could be no other end. Mankind is the true monster, after all. >>14890757 I am fully aware. In this case, however, it was not.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 22:28:47 2016 No.14890773 >>14890766 I don't know if this case counts as one but yeah, there's folks that get off on it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 22:34:21 2016 No.14890792 >>14890353 >>14890353 Well, if you won't do it then I will....assuming I don't give up halfway through.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 22:40:40 2016 No.14890820 >>14890697 >HELLHOUNDS DEEMED AS PUBLIC SAFETY ANIMAL CONTROL

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 22:42:39 2016 No.14890828 >>14890820 Don't you fucking dare.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 22:42:56 2016 No.14890830 >page 9 >no images

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 22:43:45 2016 No.14890832 >>14890820 NO.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 22:44:07 2016 No.14890833 >>14890828 >replying

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 22:45:05 2016 No.14890837 >>14890360 >>14890390 >>14890792 I'll try to type a sort of pilot for it right now, but I've got two other stories I want to finish as well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 22:45:18 2016 No.14890838 >>14890832 >>14890833

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 22:45:47 2016 No.14890841 >>14890820 If I could post a disdainful image I would

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 22:45:48 2016 No.14890842 >>14890830 This is the bed we made, and it's full of alps. Now we need to sleep in it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 22:47:38 2016 No.14890850 >>14890842 I'm OK with that. Feed your alps right and it'll be a mighty comfy bed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 22:49:39 2016 No.14890860 >>14890850 >alpfag that's also a feeder This'll be a long final few hours

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 22:51:07 2016 No.14890863 >>14890830 I guess we have to go through and start post shaming reaction images by rubbing their noses in it like a bad werewolf puppy who keeps ruining the expensive oriental rug. It can't be helped.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 22:51:36 2016 No.14890864 >>14890841 Its just a joke bro.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 22:52:57 2016 No.14890870 >>14890860 At least we have each other No alp.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 22:59:27 2016 No.14890888 >>14890863 >rubbing your werewolf daughter's nose in the rug she soiled >not spanking her Don't you know? Everything is more effective for a canine girl when the butt is involved. Even punishments.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 23:00:09 2016 No.14890890 >>14890860 The good news is we ran out of images.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 23:01:27 2016 No.14890899 >>14890864 Oh man you got me! I will post a cute MG next thread just for you

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 23:02:39 2016 No.14890901 >>14890888 Why not both, oriental slave rugs aren't cheap!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 23:03:13 2016 No.14890904 Monster girls in skintight latex.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 23:04:03 2016 No.14890906 >>14890904 Latex is a shitty fetish desu

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 23:05:54 2016 No.14890910 >>14890906 But is skintight clothing a shitty fetish?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 23:09:39 2016 No.14890920 >>14890906 No, scat is a shitty fetish desu.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 23:10:05 2016 No.14890922

>>14890910
Yes and no. Yes because big fluffy sweaters with obvious sweaterpuppies are inherently superior and no, because skintight is still pretty damn good.
>You'll never cuddle with a kejourou or a wight, your bare chest to hers on the inside of her giant ass sweater and grope her butt through her skin-tight jeans, her legs intertwining with yours

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 23:10:26 2016 No.14890924 >>14890910 Never. Not exactly a fetish either. Anything that emphasizes curves that way is pretty much universally liked, like tits and ass.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 23:15:50 2016 No.14890944

Somewhere out in the realm of infinite possibility, there lives a hellhound.
The fire and light in her eyes has gone. The thrill of the hunt has left her, as has the joy of the capture.
Everyone she comes across fears her as a beast, and every night she goes to bed alone, longing to share her slowly dwindling warmth with a husband who loves her for who she is. A loving soulmate who doesn't exist.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 23:17:17 2016 No.14890953 >>14890944 She should get off her lazy ass and find a husband then.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 23:23:26 2016 No.14890969

>>14890944
If she is willing to treat people nicely and i someone I can trust, i'd be more than willing to give her a chance, even if she's fictional. As much as I think hellhounds are overrated and appear in conversations too often, still I don't like seeing monster girls sad or depressed. What is she like and is she friendly, also is she trustworthy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 23:23:33 2016 No.14890970 >>14890944 >Helhound >Having toubles raping some one into stockholm syndrome kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 23:23:46 2016 No.14890971 >>14890944 This guy >>14890953 is right, she should get off her ass and find herself a man. It might not be the hunt she's used to, but a hunt for a compatible soulmate is a hunt nonetheless. Now get going bitch.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 23:28:06 2016 No.14890984 >>14890970 Not all monsters live up to expectations.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 23:30:41 2016 No.14890986 >>14890984 How hard can it be? Go outside, chokehold the nearest man, bring him back inside and chain him up. Then fuck him until his very soul is addicted to you

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 23:31:37 2016 No.14890989 >You will never go from zero to hero by 'slaying' Monster Girls. >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4lzWP9V-Tk

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 23:31:56 2016 No.14890993 >>14890108 >hobgoblin >implying she could reach

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 23:32:32 2016 No.14890997 >>14890986 That is both unnatural and unhealthy for both parties involved. If she's so strong, she should easily be able to go up to a guy and ask him on a date, like normal people it isn't that hard lady.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 23:33:46 2016 No.14890998 >>14890989 BLESS MY SOUL ANON HAD A POLE PERSON OF THE WEEK AND POUNDING EVERY MONSTER HOLE

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 23:35:04 2016 No.14891002 >>14890989 >Not being zero THE hero >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZpWvwrBOVw

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 23:36:15 2016 No.14891008 >>14890108 >Alp Grab her hands and take them off me before walking away.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 23:37:36 2016 No.14891013 >>14891008 She's just trying to be nice and friendly And what cheery Alp can't make even the grumpiest person crack a smile?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 23:38:22 2016 No.14891015 >>14890108 >Lizardman A tickle fight it is! Have at thee!

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 23:43:57 2016 No.14891028

>>14891013
Don't know her, not interested in her. Her lack of social understanding leads me to believe she is autistic. And she's not nearly undead enough for me to give it a pass and go along with it anyway. That and knowing that she was once a dude is a turn off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 23:44:38 2016 No.14891031 >>14891015 Remember to try and tickle in between her scales for maximum effectiveness.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 23:47:43 2016 No.14891046 >>14891031 So that extra sensitive set of scales around her groin area? Got it!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 23:51:56 2016 No.14891053 >>14890922 Sweater Yetis just want some hugs http://i.imgur.com/Jcs9UGw.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 23:53:05 2016 No.14891059 >>14891053 Yeti-chan is cute in her sweater! I'm going to take her home!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 23:54:52 2016 No.14891065 >>14891028 But, what about kindness, and friendship?

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 23:58:13 2016 No.14891077

>>14891053
>Your yeti waifu will never be watching some lame Tv show lying down on the couch, belly warm and full of food, since the two of you just ate
>You'll never climb onto the lounge and slip under her gient weresheep-wool sweater, wiggling up under her sweater to poke your head out the neckhole, nuzzling your cheek into her shoulders and neck, your arms wrapping around her from inside her top
>She'll never laugh, and wrap her scarf around the two of you before snuggling in for a nap

>>14891065
She can come up to me like a normal person and introduce herself.

Anonymous Tue Mar 8 00:03:35 2016 No.14891096

>>14891077
I just think it's ethically wrong. You had one of the purest Alps in the world, blind to the judgmental cruel society we live in. And you took her friendliness and world view, and crushed it. Crushed it into little, tiny, bite sized pieces.

There's something wrong about that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 00:05:50 2016 No.14891103 I want to be the treasure of an oppai loli white dragon whose more than a little savage. I mostly just want to fall asleep under a bear pelt blanket and her her worm her way in there as I sleep and fall asleep on my chest.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 00:06:28 2016 No.14891105 >>14891077 >You'll never have a super oversized sweater to snuggle with your waifu in God fucking damn it anon, why must you remind me?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 00:15:16 2016 No.14891122 All this talk of snuggling makes me want a selkie.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 00:17:28 2016 No.14891126 >>14891122 But they're literally cosplay, that's haram!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 00:24:59 2016 No.14891135 >>14891126 So, doesn't change the fact that they're cute and great to cuddle with, I don't discriminate against monster girls of any kind so long as they treat me well.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 00:28:30 2016 No.14891142 >>14891096 >Alp >Pure >Implying its okay to force your friendliness on me Look, rape me if you want but don't act like we're friends.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 00:32:40 2016 No.14891159 >>14891122 tfw thought you were talking about fates selkie not the mge selkie

Anonymous Tue Mar 8 00:37:20 2016 No.14891166

>>14891159
>Playing FE Fates
http://i.imgur.com/YGYSx82.jpg

Why would you compare the poor Selkie to it? Apologize to the cosplaying seal girl. She works hard everyday hunting fish in cold water, she didn't earn her keep just to be associated with that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 00:39:46 2016 No.14891169 >>14891166 >Official translation Is this supposed to be funny?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 00:41:44 2016 No.14891174 >>14891166 Some of the stupid meme lines aside the translators admitted the treehouse one was overall better. I'd agree if they hired better voice actors and didn't screw up Effie.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 00:42:57 2016 No.14891177 >>14891174 >censorship >memes >better Why would you just go on the internet and tell lies, Anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 00:43:13 2016 No.14891179 >>14891169 ...

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 00:46:31 2016 No.14891187 >>14891179 Three dots means I get to make a wish! Cyberpunk Kunoichi!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 00:47:32 2016 No.14891193 >>14891166 >This shit >People will defend this because "Petting game removed, another victory for social justice." I've cooled down over that since, but this dialogue is just dumb. There's a laundry list of things done wrong on US's part.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 00:50:46 2016 No.14891196 >>14891179 Say what you will, titty ninja looks nice. Going Sky Milf in IK run

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 00:54:15 2016 No.14891203 >>14891177 All that controversy aside I don't wanna pirate but I do wanna touch fluffy tail. Idk what you want me to do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 00:55:39 2016 No.14891206 >>14891203 Pirate. Don't give money to people who try to take from you what you know is rightfully yours.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 00:56:46 2016 No.14891210 >>14891203 >>14891206 But do also buy the JP version.

Anonymous Tue Mar 8 00:58:05 2016 No.14891213

On a related note, remember when we all freaked out about Seven Seas translating MGE?

http://i.imgur.com/JSBb0zY.jpg

At least we can all agree that it could always be worse. How would a Treehouse-translated MGE ed up?

>>14891203
Pirate, learn nip, or just pass it up. I mean it's not like there aren't thousands of free games on the PC.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 01:02:42 2016 No.14891228 >>14891213 >All that passive-agressiveness Now that's just taking potshots. Petty ones.

Anonymous Tue Mar 8 01:04:31 2016 No.14891234

>>14891213
>>14891206
I've bought and played every single US fire emblem and they were all localized with the same shit treehouse did. Why is it that when fates gets the same, inevitable treatment suddenly I have to not buy it.

Also all MGs wouldn't rape you just force you to live in their happy world of peace and understanding, also that kid is an adult don't question it.

Anonymous Tue Mar 8 01:06:18 2016 No.14891246

>>14891234
>suddenly I have to not buy it
Dude, you never had to buy any of it in the first place. I sure as hell didn't. Don't even know what Fire Emblem is. The point here is that if you've got a problem with the bullshit they do, DON'T SUPPORT THAT BULLSHIT. Just common sense. Jesus Christ man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 01:06:19 2016 No.14891247 >>14891213 >How would a Treehouse-translated MGE ed up? You'd get a blank book.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 01:06:31 2016 No.14891248 >>14891234 Awakening wasn't localized by Treehouse.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 01:08:13 2016 No.14891253 >>14891234 I don't recall any FE game getting it as bad a Fates did. Also were any other FE games like $100+? Even without the bad localization all the DLC, Amiibos, and "muh pokeman versions for full story" is bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 01:10:03 2016 No.14891259 >>14891253 >muh pokeman versions for full story Reminder that this is the new big thing, the new version Final Fantasy VII and Total War: Warhammer are being split. The Tanuki are clever indeed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 01:13:11 2016 No.14891271 >>14891259 Except FFVII is getting split into multiple parts because it's going to be fucking huge. Fates on the other hand was split because money.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 01:14:43 2016 No.14891276 >>14891271 >going to be fucking huge Splitting it over multiple discs and splitting it over multiple releases to maximize their shekels are completely different things.

Anonymous Tue Mar 8 01:15:02 2016 No.14891278

>>14891248
No but it got more or less the same treatment. A lot of things get changed for American audiences.
>>14891253
The fates special edition is 100 dollary doos in Canada. Also the split versions for money meme was debunked a long time ago by people who actually bought the game.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 01:16:07 2016 No.14891281 >>14891271 Yeah, I heard they have to use 3 discs. Three! Each one over 400 mbs. I didn't even know you could use that many mbs!

Anonymous Tue Mar 8 01:16:28 2016 No.14891282

>>14891253
Man, I watched the most recent Nintendo Direct, and I just found myself getting angry at it.
I don't care about amiibos. I first heard about amiibo cards from a retailer friend who's in the know, and everything he told me about them just made me laugh at the brazen money-grubbing antics of Nintendo.
The only thing I actually enjoyed from it was the MonHun announcement. I really hope Capcom's cool about it like they were for 4U and keep all the DLC free.

But yeah, I can't bring myself to buy Fates or the new Bravely Default. Those art book shenanigans are disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 01:16:49 2016 No.14891283 >>14891281 I know right! Remember when your memory card had 8 mbs?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 01:17:51 2016 No.14891287 >>14891282 Art book shenanigans?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 01:18:25 2016 No.14891288 >>14891282 I'm only really depressed by the paper mario announcement. Everything else was alright and Capcom have been doing the free dlc thing for monhun in Japan it wouldn't make sense to suddenly start charging for it now.

Anonymous Tue Mar 8 01:18:58 2016 No.14891289

>>14891282
>or the new Bravely Default. Those art book shenanigans are disgusting.
The art book is the least of the new Bravely Default's problems. I think like 40 costumes were changed. also they cut out split bad side quest endings. No matter what you do on a sidequest the outcome is the good end.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 01:20:05 2016 No.14891293 >>14891289 >Spoiler Now that's just fuckin lazy.

Anonymous Tue Mar 8 01:20:20 2016 No.14891295

>>14891276
Anon, do you understand how much money making a true HD remake of FF7 is going to cost?

>>14891281
I think you don't really grasp how much data is going to go into this whole thing. XCOM 2 cost me like 25-something Gigabytes. FF7 with Full HD graphics, possibly voice acting, music ect. is going to take up a lot more than Megabytes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 01:20:33 2016 No.14891296 >>14891289 >No matter what you do on a sidequest the outcome is the good end. And they will keep getting away with it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 01:21:50 2016 No.14891298 >>14891282 I JUST WANT A GOOD PAPER MARIO RPG AGAIN DAMN IT. We should stop this though, this is getting derailed into /v/ pretty hard. What video games would you play with your Waifu and why is it Thousand Year Door?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 01:22:35 2016 No.14891300 >>14891295 >do you understand how much money a true HD remake of FF7 is going to cost? No, never played the original.

Anonymous Tue Mar 8 01:22:58 2016 No.14891301

>>14891296
Anon it's localization they've always done that :^)

I wish I was a localization. You can put out anything and people will defend it for you.

Let's bring this back to Monster Girls though. What monster Girl NEET is the best to cuddle fuck for vidya?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 01:24:35 2016 No.14891307 >>14891301 >cuddle fuck for vidya I'm confused. Are you a prostitute who gets paid in games?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 01:25:43 2016 No.14891309 >>14891307 You're a boy who plays video games.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 01:27:50 2016 No.14891313 >>14891309 So do I get video games as rewards for fucking NEET girls or what? Is this a rehabilitation program or something?

Anonymous Tue Mar 8 01:28:28 2016 No.14891315

>>14891300
That explains it then.
Anon, FF7 is HUGE. I've played it for about 40 hours and I'm not even halfway done yet. I'll admit I'm a "take it slow" kind of guy when it comes to RPGS but there's still hours of gameplay and a bunch of secret shit that I haven't bothered to try and get to.
Now imagine all that in full HD for next gen consoles with nothing left out and in fact more added. It's gonna take a LOT of money and I heard a theory that the sales of part 1 are going to go to making part 2.

Anonymous Tue Mar 8 01:28:58 2016 No.14891316

>>14891287
Go google it. They've released a version of the art book for us that straight up just removes a whole bunch of art. Not even alters, like the costumes in game. They've just taken out a whole bunch of stuff for the flimsiest reasons.

>>14891288
I just want another Thousand Year Door. Give me new characters, please, and not another bloody fan joke attack. Remember Dooplis? Rawk Hawk? Miss Mouse? Everything about that game was stellar.

>>14891289
God, I forgot about that side quest stuff. Ugh.

Just give me a yeti so I can scream out all these muffled frustrations into her paws.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 01:31:38 2016 No.14891326 >>14891316 Nintendo doesn't remember them

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 01:31:43 2016 No.14891327 >>14891315 >I've played it for about 40 hours I've got 84 hours on Witcher 3. CDPR didn't release that in several parts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 01:32:23 2016 No.14891331 >>14891316 Thousand Year Door is one of the contenders for my GOAT game man. The Glitz Pit fucking rules. When I was younger after the Glitz Pit chapter I'd fight my way back to the champion spot and then grind Rawk Hawk for coins.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 01:33:48 2016 No.14891336 >>14891327 And how many Gigabytes was Witcher 3? Also, loving how you didn't quote the "and I'm not even halfway done" part.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 01:35:00 2016 No.14891339 >>14891315 Lets not forget that FF7 is going to be as linear as FFXIII was, not to mention cut content, censored bits, and inevitable DLC.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 01:36:07 2016 No.14891341 >>14891339 >Cut content Anon I'm pretty sure they said they're not leaving anything out. You sound cynical as hell, would it kill you to be positive? GET BACK ON TOPIC GET BACK ON TOPIC.

Anonymous Tue Mar 8 01:36:36 2016 No.14891343

>>14891336
>"and I'm not even halfway done" part.
Why do you think I brought up Witcher 3 and the 84 hours? Because that's twice the 40 hours spent on FFVII. See how that works? No? Too hard to follow for you?
>how many Gigabytes was Witcher 3?
Something like 30?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 01:38:43 2016 No.14891348 I want /v/ to go and monstergirls to come back.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 01:39:41 2016 No.14891351 >>14891348 Thread is dying, they don't want to come back. Talk about Badger Girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 01:40:29 2016 No.14891354 >>14891348 What, you don't want to play monster hunter with a selkie, and tease her about being a minmaxing faggot that always wears mixed sets?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 01:40:52 2016 No.14891355 >>14891351 Bader girls wouldn't give a fuck about vidya. Or much anything else, for that matter. I also now want to see a dragon and a badger girl getting into a fight.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 01:40:59 2016 No.14891356 This seems like the perfect time to repent our sins and join the forces of honor and purity. #theorderlives

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 01:42:47 2016 No.14891358 >KC isn't powering up yet

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 01:43:18 2016 No.14891359 >>14891355 Please don't confuse meme-tier Honey Badgers with regular Badgers. Regular Badger Girls are bottom-heavy and peaceful.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 01:45:31 2016 No.14891362 >>14891359 I want to molest their bottoms.

Anonymous Tue Mar 8 01:48:45 2016 No.14891364

>>14891354
>What, you don't want to play monster hunter with a selkie, and tease her about being a minmaxing faggot that always wears mixed sets?

I'd rather play strip Monster Hunter with her.
We go co-op, take off every piece of armour, and roll High or G rank quests.
Every time someone faints, they have to remove a piece of clothing in real life.

Anonymous Tue Mar 8 01:49:53 2016 No.14891367

Welp, I finished up with typing the beginnings of a Bladerunner-inspired MG story. Likely won't be able to continue this soon due to the fact I'm going try to focus on converting another story of mine into prose and adding on some new ideas and worldbuilding into it. It's Semi-Incubized Veteran, if anyone still cares about that.

Saying it now, the story's kind of... dark, but it can be found here http://pastebin.com/15fwCYAU
It's just setup and basic plot set in the same continuum as my other stories. Still needs a bit more editing and I still need to come up with some more names.

Any comments, criticisms, and calling me "faggot"s are all appreciated.

Also, this is my first time writing from the perspective of a monstergirl, how'd I do?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 01:51:17 2016 No.14891370 >>14891367 >Bladerunner-inspider MG story Don't do this to me, I've got schoolwork!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 01:53:49 2016 No.14891373 I wonder what a tetsucabra girl would look like?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 01:58:43 2016 No.14891382 >>14891373 Angry and bulked. Stony scales. Dunno about the tusks though, because it's so hard to do tusks on a humanoid character in a way that isn't utterly retarded.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 02:01:41 2016 No.14891393 >>14891382 >Stony scales That doesn't sound comfy at all!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 02:03:53 2016 No.14891404 >>14891382 so very true about the tusks still another question for >>14891373 would be if the berserk variant can still use exploding rocks for no good reason?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 02:05:10 2016 No.14891411 >>14891359 >peaceful Bet she's got a wheel skeleton hiding inside of her.

Anonymous Tue Mar 8 02:06:25 2016 No.14891415

>>14891393
Luckily they're a part of her. Organic material that resembles rock, and has developed for ease of limb movement.

>>14891404
Maybe she can coat or inject the rocks she digs up with a reactive substance, or something.
Seeing a tetsu girl with that glowing face paint would be neat, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 02:07:08 2016 No.14891418 >>14891373 MGE wise it would be the bastard child between the wurm and the mucus toad

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 02:07:23 2016 No.14891420 >>14891382 >because it's so hard to do tusks on a humanoid character in a way that isn't utterly retarded. Na just make them small and cute http://orig03.deviantart.net/1ad1/f/2012/251/e/2/troll_pinup_by_obhan-d5dzm5x.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 02:09:13 2016 No.14891428 >>14891367 Saved for later. It's good to see new settings getting explored. Keep at it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 02:58:28 2016 No.14891547 Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, please be sure to properly dispense head pats to eager looking wurms. It helps them become good girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 03:04:31 2016 No.14891564 >>14891547 But what if I've already given away all of my headpats to needy, orphaned monster girls at the orphanarium?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 03:04:41 2016 No.14891565 >>14891547 Why would I reward Wurms with head pats when they haven't done any tricks to amuse and entertain me?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 03:05:27 2016 No.14891567 >>14891565 Yes, all the little Wurms should dance to entertain me. Then I'll pick the best one to get her headpats first.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 03:06:18 2016 No.14891572 >>14891567 Dancing Wurmlings?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 03:07:55 2016 No.14891577 >>14891564 That is an acceptable reason to not hand any out. A good wurm would understand this without issue. >>14891565 They are good girls! Good girls deserve head pats!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 03:09:16 2016 No.14891579 >>14891572 Exactly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 03:12:04 2016 No.14891586 Have you read Annie Randi's book The Mountainbed? It's about a Yeti interior decorator who fights against adversity to maintain her unique vision of interior decoration in a line of work overrun by Alps! It's an uncompromising vision of the future!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 03:13:34 2016 No.14891589 >>14891586 Yes, it was drab, boring, and pretentious as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 03:14:36 2016 No.14891591 >>14891589 You're just a welfare parasite who's jelly he couldn't afford one of those luxurious apartments!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 03:16:04 2016 No.14891593 >>14891591 There are far better things I could spend my money on than some snooty apartment.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 03:17:24 2016 No.14891596 >>14891586 I liked the part about the Anubis who liked trains. I like trains too. I think our mutual love of trains would make us romantically compatible.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 03:17:30 2016 No.14891597 >>14891593 Like what? A snooty apartment UNDERWATER?

Anonymous Tue Mar 8 03:17:50 2016 No.14891600

>>14888010
I didn't expect to get this aroused, but then again I pretended link related was telling me all this.

http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1862792?tags=kraken_%28monster_girl_encyclopedia%29

>"Its necessary for males to masturbate at least one every two weeks!"
>"Or, you could get me to help you, ufufufu..."

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 03:18:31 2016 No.14891602 >>14891596 >Anubis who liked trains Goddammit man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 03:21:22 2016 No.14891610 >>14891596 Will you get married in an armored train car?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 03:23:26 2016 No.14891617 >>14891610 Would you be able to love your waifu if she wanted to fuck an assault helicopter but you failed to sexually identify as one?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 03:24:07 2016 No.14891622 >>14891617 Yes. I would love her enough to get a Mindflayer to help her out with that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 03:26:38 2016 No.14891630 >>14891602 Talk shit about my Taggartfu and I will literally stab you. >>14891610 Of course, monster girl welfare parasites be damned!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 03:31:11 2016 No.14891651 >>14891630 But who is Jane Nighgaunt?

Anonymous Tue Mar 8 03:33:01 2016 No.14891662

>>14891193
The really perplexing thing I find is that the animations for the petting game are still there. You just can't interact with them.

>>14891213
I think the freakout over Seven Seas translating the MGE is because...it's porn. Porn that, in many ways, is not appropriate or even legal on this side of the Pacific. So the prospect of it being translated and sold in book stores here is...odd.

>That screencap
Wow. Assholes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 03:41:19 2016 No.14891683 >>14891651 The cuddliest little danuki you'll ever meet. Just don't let her start talking, she'll never stop.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 03:44:00 2016 No.14891693 >>14891683 If she's a raccoon, why is her name "Nighgaunt"?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 03:44:59 2016 No.14891696 Rape the succubi. All of them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 03:49:43 2016 No.14891710 >>14891696 But wouldn't they like that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 03:51:17 2016 No.14891715 >>14891693 Because Nightgaunts are for scarring mummy's boys and dreamquests, not capitalist cuddles.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 04:02:29 2016 No.14891744 >three more threads before us LONGER THAN YOU THINK DAD, LONGER THAN YOU THINK!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 04:05:55 2016 No.14891751 Look! A wild Tanuki! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48gedNyeG4o

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 04:07:36 2016 No.14891753 >>14891751 >Raccoon dog One of these once barked at me. It was cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 04:08:20 2016 No.14891755 >>14891744 The Jaunt is fucking creepy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 04:14:09 2016 No.14891764 >>14891755 Let's lighten the mood with another Stephen King classic. >I can hold my breath for a looooong time!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 04:17:04 2016 No.14891768 >>14891764 >Your waifu will never bump into a wizard that get super offended, grabs her and whispers in her ear >"Fluffier"

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 04:18:25 2016 No.14891770 >>14891768 That's a good one. >Gotta be careful around Devil Bugs. They creep up on you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 04:18:43 2016 No.14891772 >rand, lovecraft and king getting posted left right and center What's with all the plebs?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 04:21:34 2016 No.14891774 >>14891772 I know, we should be discussing Goosebumps books that have Monster Girls in them! NIGHT OF THE LIVING DOLLY

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 04:21:36 2016 No.14891775 >>14891772 Go away Joyce, nobody likes you.

Anonymous Tue Mar 8 04:24:16 2016 No.14891778

>>14891751
I want a Tanuki to fall in love with me despite how bad I am with money.
My problem is that I see something that doesn't cost much, and I think oh that won't even put a dent in my wallet, fuck yeah I'll buy it. And then I do the exact same thing 21 more time and before you know it, I've blown $400 on Chipotle, video games and Gunpla.

I want her to think it's adorable and act like wives from the good old days, where the husband brings home his paycheck and hands it to his wife, who gives him a percentage of it as spending money for the week and puts the rest towards bills and savings.
Only she'll be raking in 20x the money I am, so it'd pretty pointless but she'd still do it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 04:24:23 2016 No.14891781 >>14891774 The Ghost Girl in the movie was kinda cute. Not as much as other Ghost Girls, but still. I'd post a cute pic of Mavis Vermillion here, but image limit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 04:25:30 2016 No.14891783 >>14891781 >feeling the need to randomly post a picture with your post This sort of thing is why we're at image limit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 04:26:46 2016 No.14891784 >>14891781 I liked the movie. Maybe K.C. has all his Monster Girls locked away in manuscripts and once opened, they're unleashed onto the world.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 04:27:56 2016 No.14891786 >>14891784 Gentlemen, I propose a heist, or maybe a sting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 04:32:33 2016 No.14891789 >>14891775 Jamba Juice shall dominate the world. >>14891786 >anon opens KC's books >gets raped by a Caith Sith >Japan is covered in mantangos >no more anime Now nobody's happy!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 04:33:43 2016 No.14891792 >>14891789 >Now nobody's happy! Steve is, he got his Lilimfu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 04:37:51 2016 No.14891800 >>14891789 >Come across an open manuscript. >Hesitantly pick it up. >Read the title >Ush-Oni >You hear heavy breathing behind you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 04:40:10 2016 No.14891803 >>14891800 >I... haaahhh... made... huuuuuhhh... chicken noodle soup!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 04:48:54 2016 No.14891817 >>14891710 Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth, anon. They rape others so we must rape them back. God wills it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 04:50:16 2016 No.14891818 >two more threads to go before we're out of here Now is the time to pray to your respective goddesses and ask them to make time pass quicker. I'd start, but at this moment I am euphoric.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 04:53:07 2016 No.14891824 >>14891818 Well, Ammy can only slow time down. That won't be helpful.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 04:53:22 2016 No.14891826 >>14891818 You shouldn't say that even in jest, Anon. I'd bump those threads but they aren't very interesting and I try not to shamelessly bump stuff out of the way unless I have something legit and on topic to say.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 04:54:55 2016 No.14891828 >>14891826 >shouldn't say that even in jest Why not? I'm an intelligent nihilist with a wicked sense of humor after all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 04:55:11 2016 No.14891829 >>14891824 Hathor-sama grants bountiful bosoms unto her followers, and when you have bountiful bosoms to hand time becomes irrelevant.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 05:01:38 2016 No.14891834 >>14891803 >chuuni ushi-oni who can teleport behind you and has a katana collection We're doomed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 05:06:22 2016 No.14891844 >>14891834 Doomed? But she might know where Queen Maus is, and Queen Maus hold the key to defeating Organization XIV!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 05:26:20 2016 No.14891879 >one more thread before us Which MG would make the best crazy doomsday prophet? Junko doesn't count even if she is a crazy hobo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 05:31:58 2016 No.14891886 >>14891879 One of those faceless chicks would make a good Muhammad :^)

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 05:32:58 2016 No.14891890 >>14891886 We don't need no illiterate shotacons.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 05:40:23 2016 No.14891901 >>14891783 >Talking about ghost girls >Want to post a picture of a ghost girl to go with it How is that random? This is a goddamn image board man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 05:40:36 2016 No.14891902 >>14891879 Why are you counting downthe threads?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 05:42:01 2016 No.14891905 >>14891902 Because I'm bored, that's why. Can't go outside, got a non-japanese cold.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 05:43:48 2016 No.14891910 >>14891905 You'll be bored next thread too, so why not think of something to disscuss?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 05:48:59 2016 No.14891923 >>14891910 Next thread people will post pretty pictures and talk about them. Also I did think of something to discuss, can't you read?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 05:49:12 2016 No.14891924 >>14891910 Lets discuss monstergirl anuses and which of them feel nicest

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 05:50:07 2016 No.14891926 >>14891924 I find myself intrigued by Troll-booty.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 06:00:37 2016 No.14891944 >>14891924 Anubis.

Anonymous Tue Mar 8 06:00:55 2016 No.14891946

>>14891924
I imagine there is nothing like spearing a defeated Hinezumi with your mighty rod right where she doesn't expect it. She'd look at you with such disgust and anger, but would be fighting a losing battle against the pleasure, all while she weakly tries to fight you off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 06:06:25 2016 No.14891952 >>14891944 A man of taste and refinement.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 06:07:41 2016 No.14891953 Anal is for the alps family.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 06:07:54 2016 No.14891954 >>14891952 Anubis-senpai, I didn't manage to fap on my own last night, please come show me again!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 06:08:55 2016 No.14891956 >>14891946 This is my fetish, why must you do this so early in the morning.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 06:08:56 2016 No.14891957 >>14891953 But they've got fresh, unused pussies that haven't even yet felt the caress of fingers, why not use those?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 06:13:11 2016 No.14891962 >>14891924 I want to spank a Kraken's white butt until it is bright red before engaging in rough anal with her! Although, I'm not sure that they have anuses

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 06:15:18 2016 No.14891966 >>14891962 You're thinking of a Scylla.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 06:17:13 2016 No.14891968 >>14891954 Someone better post that screencap next thread...

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 06:18:51 2016 No.14891973 >>14891962 All mollusks have anuses, anon. Sometimes as many as seven or eight! If you really want to be dirty, you could stick it in her siphuncle

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 06:27:40 2016 No.14891984 >>14891968 Do it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 06:31:02 2016 No.14891991 >>14891973 >seven or eight This is Dr. Mephisto -tier.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 06:31:15 2016 No.14891993 >>14891966 It's weird how Scyllas have such a pronounced butt while Krakens and Mindflayers don't even show theirs in their profile pic even tho they are all from the same family >>14891973 Now that's too lewd, only a deviant would go to that extreme

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 06:43:50 2016 No.14892022 >>14891957 I'll use both AND their mouths. But I'll use proper hygiene when buttstuff is involved.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 06:48:56 2016 No.14892035 >>14891968 What, screencap of the whole talk? That's way too much work for me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 06:49:49 2016 No.14892036 >>14892022 Don't worry about hygiene, monster girls are clean and pure you could drink out of an Alp's anus and it'd be cleaner than if you drank from a regular glass Please don't drink out of your Alp, she wouldn't know how to react

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 06:50:51 2016 No.14892041 >>14892036 >drinking out of Alps Finally a use for the damn things! I'll use one to store copious amounts of cola.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 06:52:43 2016 No.14892044 >>14892036 >"I am not a juice box!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 06:58:20 2016 No.14892052 >>14892044 Oh, my mistake. You're a thermos. >WARNING! THE ENEMA YOU'RE ABOUT TO RECEIVE IS EXTREMELY HOT!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 06:59:42 2016 No.14892056 >>14892044 Damn right. You're a storage drum.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 07:00:57 2016 No.14892058 >>14892056 >storage drum Now I want to give an Alp that water-torture treatment from Bible Black.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 07:01:26 2016 No.14892059 >>14892036 >Please don't drink out of your Alp, she wouldn't know how to react Ok, but can she have the drink between her breast so I can dring fromthere then?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 07:04:19 2016 No.14892072 >>14892059 Cleavage drinks are the best drinks You're going to need to give your Alp a lot of dickings for her to have a nice cleavage instead of a washboard

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 07:07:32 2016 No.14892078 >>14892072 >dickings Milk.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 07:11:31 2016 No.14892090 What is the best laugh for getting your dick up and atom? >Wahahaa!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 07:11:58 2016 No.14892092 >>14892072 Oh don't worry about that part, I'm going to dick her until she has breast that would put a Holstaur to shame.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 07:13:30 2016 No.14892095 >>14892090 http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1457439187129.webm

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 07:13:46 2016 No.14892096 >>14892090 ufufu

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 07:13:48 2016 No.14892097 >>14892078 What is with you and your weird obsession with fattening people up with milk?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 07:15:41 2016 No.14892103 >>14892097 >weird obsession Eh? I was just offering up an alternative to the use of the D, which should be Alplied sparingly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 07:15:56 2016 No.14892104 >>14892090 kakaka

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 07:16:11 2016 No.14892105 >>14892095 My throat hurts just from listening to that

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 07:16:19 2016 No.14892107 >>14892090 >Fufufufu Helps that the girls who laugh like that are usually hot too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 07:16:42 2016 No.14892108 >>14892090 Buy which girl would do this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39tcgd-pYGo

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 07:17:05 2016 No.14892109 >>14892103 Ah, so you aren't the fattener then. Keep an eye out, he'll fatten you too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 07:18:04 2016 No.14892112 I want to lick a slime!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 07:18:19 2016 No.14892115 >>14892109 We all have our crosses to bear, don't we. Smell ya later.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 07:19:09 2016 No.14892118 Sniper, get ready

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 07:19:49 2016 No.14892121 >>14892118 Dude, don't bullshit me. You don't have a fucking sni

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 07:20:06 2016 No.14892123 >>14892112 I don't think tthey taste very good anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 07:21:02 2016 No.14892124 Fucking finnish elf bitch Simo is at it agai

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 07:21:06 2016 No.14892125 >>14892121 http://i36.tinypic.com/x5vxab.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 07:21:22 2016 No.14892127 >>14892121 I meant a thread sniper.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 07:22:30 2016 No.14892128 >>14892127 Well that's all well and good, but now there's a Finish Rape Elf looking at us without a fucking scope because that's how hardcore she is, so don't give me that bullshit about what you mea

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 07:22:43 2016 No.14892129 >>14892123 From experience I can say that that's bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 07:23:31 2016 No.14892130 >>14892129 J-E-L-L-O?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 07:24:27 2016 No.14892132 >>14892130 No, slimes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 07:24:41 2016 No.14892134 >>14892129 Ok... what do they taste like then?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 07:25:33 2016 No.14892135 >>14892128 "When asked in 1998 how she had become such a good rapist, Häyhä answered 'Practice.' When asked if she regretted raping so many people, she said, 'I only did my duty, and what I was told to do, as well as I could.''

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 07:26:37 2016 No.14892138 I'm going to trade 10 rapes for a bowl of Slime, sounds like a fair deal

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 07:27:39 2016 No.14892140 >>14892138 What about 10 rapes from a bowl of slime?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 07:29:48 2016 No.14892143 >>14892090 The one and only perfect laugh, as demonstrated by lady Edelfelt. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FW1QY76d-40

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 07:31:10 2016 No.14892146 >>14892140 What about 10 rapes of bowl slime? What about 10 bowls of slime rape? rape 10 slime of bowl?

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