Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Wed Mar 2 02:02:39 2016 No.14862565 [Reply] [Original]

Bleh, bleh! I vant to suck your cock!

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 02:03:35 2016 No.14862570 In before all the retarded start-of-the-thread memes

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 02:03:40 2016 No.14862572 >>14862565 >Bleh, bleh! I vant to suck your cock! Ignore Bella, she's a little touched in the head.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 02:04:01 2016 No.14862573 >>14862565 Fourth for meido impregnation

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 02:06:35 2016 No.14862583 File: 992 KB, 724x1023, 1428491347808.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So this is it. My zen-spot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 02:07:18 2016 No.14862587 File: 505 KB, 1200x1766, 84e68a7fbb9d88e9a9261d074dcb2804.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What is this cat even doing?

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 02:08:02 2016 No.14862590

WELL NOW! WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT? A NEW THREAD!
Time to post some stuff. I'm that one guy from last thread who specifically declined the name of Syndrome. Still looking for a handle, by the way.

This jumped into my brain, and wouldn't go away until I put it down in fake ink. It's rough as hell, and I invite GLORIOUS CRITIQUE.
Also, let me know if I should split things up into multiple posts in the future, this reply window is tiny.

>Be paladin in MGC
>Honor, duty, integrity, etc
>Enter foul den of monstrous creatures
>Aha! A dragon has taken hold of a fair damsel!
>This paladin cannot abide such a thing!
>Charge forward, passing evil fiends on left and right
>None shall impede your progress! Your goal is too righteous!
>Challenge dragon to battle for honor
>Dragon accepts, combat is met
>After much strife, a heavy blow is landed
>The dragon falters, unable to stand against you
>Or so it would seem
>It was all a ruse!
>The fair maiden is naught but an illusion, a monster rises in her place
>Distracted by the illusion, lose track of the dragon
>A fatal mistake, no matter the circumstance
>This paladin is struck down, felled in battle
>Truly, an end worthy of witness
>Remaining monsters swarm forth, piling on top of your form
>Not smiting them may have been a mistake
>They're kinda heavy
>Actually they are really heavy
>But hark! What approaches!
>It is the Echidna! Mother of all monsters!
>Or at least these monsters
>Well, some of them
>The rest were just invited
>Fortunately, they listen to her when she asks them to get off of you
>Apparently it's time for cake
>Get offered a slice
>Apologize, can't indulge on the job
>Secretly glad of the rule, you know what's in those cakes
>Never again
>Well, maybe on a special occasion
>Doesn't your wife have a birthday coming up?
>Talk to Echidna after party, need to get paid
>Little dragon comes up and thanks you for letting her win
>Keep to role, bluster and bluff that you'll be back, and she'd better grow big and strong or you'll beat her next time
>Echidna laughs as dragon girl runs off to play with the new toys
>Hands over standard fee of 20 Tanukidollars Sterling
>Amazing payout actually, the Tanukidollar is best in the world
>It'll last you several months on that alone
>She remarks that she never had such fun times when she was a child
>Paladins back then were somewhat more grimdark and killtacular
>Make offhand remark that some of your colleagues work for the more mature clientele
>Higher prices, admittedly, and a screening process is necessary, but supposedly worth the while
>At least your coworkers seem to think so
>Thank Echidna for her patronage, head home to wife
>Such is life as a Paladin in MGC

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 02:08:32 2016 No.14862592 File: 435 KB, 850x769, 1453010096322.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14862570

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 02:08:52 2016 No.14862594 >>14862587 Jumping to evade something while swatting said something?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 02:10:04 2016 No.14862599 File: 2.53 MB, 3000x2000, 1449254546191.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14862570 >>14862592

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 02:10:37 2016 No.14862601 >>14862592 >>14862599 THE MEEEEEEMES, ANON The memes

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 02:11:18 2016 No.14862604 File: 297 KB, 812x942, 1449255616211.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14862570 >>14862592 >>14862599 There, we're all set for the thread to begin.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 02:11:29 2016 No.14862605 >>14862601 But how is that possible? The MEMEILIM was destroyed!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 02:13:12 2016 No.14862610 >>14862587 Looks like a catlike dance move

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 02:13:23 2016 No.14862611 >>14862590 You will be known as Cumfaggot. You shall not escape this. A bit short, even for a greentext, but at least I didn't see the shift coming halfway through.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 02:13:34 2016 No.14862612 >>14862592 >>14862599 >>14862601 >>14862604 >>14862605 YOUR MEMES END HERE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmmQxXPOMMY

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 02:14:50 2016 No.14862620 >>14862610 So, what you're saying is, we're getting served?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 02:15:42 2016 No.14862622 >>14862587 >>14862610 Looks like she's throwing down. In a literal sense.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 02:15:49 2016 No.14862623 File: 196 KB, 500x616, neon bend.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14862620 Maybe you are, but I've got moves to retaliate with.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 02:16:00 2016 No.14862625 >>14862611 But I'm not with a bundle of sticks!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 02:18:23 2016 No.14862637 >>14862583 But this is a garden. Shouldn't we call it your g spot?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 02:20:53 2016 No.14862648 >>14862623 Oh it's ON!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 02:21:54 2016 No.14862651 >>14862625 Your name is chosen and it will STICK. >>14862637 No, that you can look for later.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 02:23:38 2016 No.14862662 I want to have sexual intercourse with a Holstaur cattle-herder in the woman-on-top, forward facing seated position. In other words, I want cowgirl cowgirl cowgirl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 02:24:15 2016 No.14862664 >>14862662 Okay.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 02:29:54 2016 No.14862685 File: 1.31 MB, 900x1271, 1427451625389.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm hot tonight!

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 02:30:03 2016 No.14862687
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>>14862662
>Go forward to watch tits swing and see your cock disappear inside her
>Go reverse to watch that ass ripple and jiggle as she bounces on your dick
The eternal conundrum

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 02:30:35 2016 No.14862689 >>14862685 Hi hot, I'm anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 02:30:49 2016 No.14862692 >>14862623 Not the Anon, but you don't even know who you're messing with I have mastered the skills of dance to even the sickest of eurobeats

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 02:31:17 2016 No.14862694 >>14862685 >>14862689 And then they fugged.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 02:31:24 2016 No.14862695 File: 460 KB, 600x800, 1452202661931.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14862623 >Character literally born from a meme Not even Cheshires are as autistic as that girl

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 02:31:51 2016 No.14862697 >>14862687 Thus, the mirror was born

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 02:32:32 2016 No.14862702 I want get some chicken and beef stakes, wrap it together with bacon, put some cheese on it and cook it on a salamander's tail! When its done I'll share it with her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 02:32:35 2016 No.14862704 Anyone have a cap of that Loli Anubis Cumflation greentext from the last thread?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 02:33:52 2016 No.14862709 >>14862695 >Character literally born from a meme Explain

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 02:34:02 2016 No.14862711 >>14862702 See this guy? He's a romantic, he is.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 02:36:34 2016 No.14862714
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>>14862709
She's a very loud and obnoxious cat girl covered in rainbows and sparkles. She is perpetually on roller skates and leaves behind a massive rainbow trail as she moves. And her name is Neon Katt (Say it slowly and you'll get it).

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 02:38:08 2016 No.14862719 >>14862714 RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 02:41:00 2016 No.14862729 >>14862565 >That pose and angle. Urge to be dominated by a bratty Vampire Mosquito is rising.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 02:44:08 2016 No.14862738 >>14862729 >"Eeeeeh? Are you getting hard?" >"How perverted, looking at my body like that." >"Well, for your honesty I'll get you off." >"With my foot." >"If you're good I'll let you lick my nectar after." >"You hopeless thing."

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 02:44:40 2016 No.14862741 File: 428 KB, 1094x1500, 1396838387840.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HOLY SHIT! EVERYONE COME QUICKLY! THE SHRINE NEXT DOOR HAS A TALKING FOX!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 02:45:35 2016 No.14862745 >>14862741 Hehehe. Ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 02:46:00 2016 No.14862747 >>14862741 WITH A NAKED BUTT!

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 02:49:42 2016 No.14862755

>>14862651
Alright, fine. As you have proclaimed, I am now STICK.
http://pastebin.com/u/STICKanon

STICK is who I am, and STICK is who I shall be. The art of the STICK is my path, and by this name, your order will be One Tanukidollar, at the next window please.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 02:52:11 2016 No.14862763 File: 220 KB, 266x266, 1409649380658.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14862755 I contributed! Holy shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 02:52:58 2016 No.14862766 >>14862755 >"Yeah I'd like to order 1 Tanukiburger, with Shekel fries and a large coke." >"Oy vey! Please drive to window! Good boyim!" Man I hate coming here, makes me feel like I'm getting scammed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 02:53:44 2016 No.14862767 File: 77 KB, 629x579, 1400150996296.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14862755 Please write about Mimics.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 02:54:46 2016 No.14862771 >>14862766 I'll have a number 9, two number 45s, one with cheese, a number 5 with extra dip and a large soda.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 02:56:39 2016 No.14862779 File: 615 KB, 700x573, 1454288026019.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14862771 >"Thank you for your wise purchase!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 03:00:54 2016 No.14862790 >>14862771 Would you like a wife with that? Only 2.99 extra with rebate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 03:01:04 2016 No.14862792 >>14862590 I already told you. Your name shall be Cumfaggot. I like the greentext though, Cumfaggot. Good idea, and the execution carried it through.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 03:02:37 2016 No.14862797 >>14862790 >2.99 Wait a minute. With taxes, that's tree-fiddy!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 03:04:23 2016 No.14862802 >>14862797 The goyim is onto us, shut it down!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 03:08:08 2016 No.14862814 I want to play Anubis Fortress!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 03:10:16 2016 No.14862821 >>14862814 Remember the golden rule. Always protect the rear entrance.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 03:10:58 2016 No.14862823

>>14862738
I would snap on her in the most sexually aggressive way possible
>Get dommed all day by loli girlfriend
>She gets you off in the most embarrassing ways
>Constantly talks down at you
>Can't take it anymore
>Finally break one day
>She tries to make you eat her out as she teases you
>Stand up defiantly
>Take her by the hips and hoist her into the air
>position her over your throbbing member
>The smug face goes wide with shock
>'H-Hey, what are you-'
>She can't even finish as you rm your cock deep inside her
>She's teased you so much the sudden tightness almost makes you cum, but you hold fast
>Begin pumping your hips vigorously into her tight pussy
>She loses all composure, helpless in mid-air as you fuck her senseless
>Her cries of confusion eventually turn to moans of lust, spurring you on
>Her legs lock around your waist, pulling you in deeper
>Lose control and pin her to the wall
You press into her body, her hard nipples poking into your chest
>She throws her arms around your neck, begging you to fill her up
>Your pump your hips like a man possessed, bottoming out in her vice-like snatch with each stroke
>You bury yourself to the hilt one last time as you feel your balls contract
>Your white-hot load erupts from your cock, filling her hungry womb with your seed
>You just stand there for a moment, panting, her quivering body pressed between you and the wall
Your legs give out from you and you slowly fll to the ground with her on top of you
>Your cock slowly goes limp and pulls out from her, a gush of cum following behind it
>She eventually regains her ability to talk, leaning up to whisper in your ear
>'N-Naughty boys usually get... get punished for something like that.'
>'But i-it felt really nice, so I'll let it pass... this time.'
>She trails a dainty finger across your chest as she gives you mischievous grin
>'Who knows, maybe if you behave like a good little boy, I'll reward you again some time.'
>She plants a quick kiss on you before nuzzling into your chest, falling asleep atop you

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 03:11:45 2016 No.14862826

>>14862704
I know I said I wouldn't put it in Pastebin, but no one responded to you, and I still had the original open in Word, sp here you go.

https://pastebin.com/DmKXaGXe

You can save the link or download the text and I can delete it later, if you want. It feels a little short to Pastebin, after all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 03:13:02 2016 No.14862829 >>14862823 > loli girlfriend tries to make you eat her out > go down > wrap one arm around each leg and stand up, lifting her > pull her off your face > suplex the loli > pin > win the Monstergirl City Wrestling Division

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 03:14:14 2016 No.14862834 File: 517 KB, 1000x1077, 1411048819917.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14862821 Back to work with you!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 03:24:24 2016 No.14862864 Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, study your handy dandy survival guide for Winter in MGC. It always pays to help know the difference between a snow mound created by the plows and one created by an Ushi to hide in.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 03:24:56 2016 No.14862865 File: 635 KB, 1000x1050, 1456739063081.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What the FUCK did you do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 03:26:04 2016 No.14862869 File: 172 KB, 600x871, 1422305389661.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14862864 Walking in the winter wonderland~

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 03:26:49 2016 No.14862873
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>>14862834
Anubis is such a tight-ass. She really needs to just unclinch and relax once in a while. Surely she knows someone who could help her with that stick up her ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 03:26:56 2016 No.14862874 >>14862865 You are not my wan-wan, therefore you get no headpats.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 03:29:07 2016 No.14862880 >>14862869 Poor red zombie. She hasn't seen dick since stalingrad. Probably has friends who're wights now but not her. I now want a russian wight who served in WW2. I want to wear her hat. >>14862865 No headpats because she chased away a werekitten.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 03:29:39 2016 No.14862883 >>14862865 Those ears look weird. Like they're growing from her hair and not her head. Weird ears.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 03:31:58 2016 No.14862890 >>14862865 I just noticed she's not actually giving him the finger.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 03:34:12 2016 No.14862897 >>14862890 There's an edit where she is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 03:38:29 2016 No.14862910 File: 3.20 MB, 2000x1200, 1456517203538.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I think we can all agree the elf on the left is the best breeding material and undoubtedly the best future wife/mom.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 03:39:24 2016 No.14862912 >>14862910 I want the thickest elves around!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 03:39:42 2016 No.14862913 >>14862612 IS FULL OF SHIT A MEME?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 03:39:45 2016 No.14862914 >>14862910 I'll take the redhead, thank you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 03:42:00 2016 No.14862922 File: 188 KB, 850x1202, 1456908120681.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Your daughter decided to dye her hair...

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 03:43:04 2016 No.14862924 >>14862910 All of them except white and brown are genetic garbage.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 03:43:07 2016 No.14862925

>>14862910
>No sinewy damaged-goods elf who is actually pure and kind and wants nothing more to be a mom

>You will never comfort her while she's pregnant when she gets worried that your kids might think she's scary because of her injuries

just kill me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 03:43:35 2016 No.14862927 >>14862922 Looks fine to me. I'd compliment her on doing it so well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 03:47:29 2016 No.14862939 File: 223 KB, 540x720, 1456908449363.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do you prefer a pure kind looking mg or a sinister looking version of her?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 03:48:41 2016 No.14862942 >>14862939 Oh crap, it the full moon isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 03:50:27 2016 No.14862951 >>14862942 Everyone got their bunker and manticore piss ready? Don't want find out your rape alarm needs new batteries when it's too late.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 03:51:02 2016 No.14862954 >>14862939 Sinister looking but actually gentle and kindhearted.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 03:52:28 2016 No.14862955 >>14862954 This negroid understands what my penis wants. Sure you're not half alp?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 03:52:40 2016 No.14862956 >>14862922 Is she cosplaying Cruella or something?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 03:54:46 2016 No.14862963 >>14862714 My god, how did I not see that? On the topic of RWBY, Yang would make a good salamander.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 03:57:35 2016 No.14862977 File: 799 KB, 981x1194, 1402518747693.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dicking a hole, a hole, a hole, a hole~

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 04:00:10 2016 No.14862985 >>14862702 That sounds nice. Cooking with a salamander's tail must make everything taste better.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 04:00:40 2016 No.14862987 >>14862977 Wurms shouldn't be lewd, it takes away their retard moe appeal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 04:01:11 2016 No.14862988 >>14862711 thank you, now how would you be romantic?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 04:02:16 2016 No.14862990 >>14862865 Headpatted an alp and made her jelly. She's gonna have to say please.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 04:03:43 2016 No.14862996 >>14862987 I'll have you know Wurms are sexual savants. >>14862988 I dunno. Share the experience of watching 80's action movies with her?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 04:06:00 2016 No.14863005 >>14862963 Don't know if i want to see a one-armed salamander.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 04:12:48 2016 No.14863022 >>14863005 That made me sad. Still despite the depression Yang is best girl now that Miss Nikos is feeling a little dusty.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 04:12:58 2016 No.14863023 >>14862996 >not wanting to tell a blushing wurm exactly how you make babies together It's like you stopped living a long time ago.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 04:13:33 2016 No.14863026 File: 478 KB, 875x1002, 55520189_p3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hate, violence, and harsh noise!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 04:13:57 2016 No.14863029 >>14863026 Nega-Moth-chan no!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 04:15:19 2016 No.14863033 Yandere onee sans who are a bit too prtoective

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 04:17:54 2016 No.14863042 >>14863033 Yandere nee-chans with a kuudere streak that silently watch you do your homework so you don't ask that anubis slut for help.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 04:19:03 2016 No.14863045 >>14863022 You bastard

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 04:20:23 2016 No.14863048 >>14863042 Would she secretly sniff her otoutos hair while he sleeps?

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 04:21:14 2016 No.14863050
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Gentlemen, I propose a plan. We shall construct a vessel, capable of traversing the ether, and we shall plunge through the black hole at a high velocity, activating the thingamajiggers, thus creating a Wurm Hole, and so shall we enter the world of booty and bosom!

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 04:22:58 2016 No.14863056

>>14863048
>Secretly
No, she'll do it brazenly, occasionally waking him up with how into it she gets.
If he complains, she shushes him by explaining that as her younger brother, he is her's by right and that means she's free to do what she wants with him.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 04:23:20 2016 No.14863059

>>14863048
She might even borrow some for connivence sake.
Don't forget to leave that bathwater in, she needs that too!

>>14863050
But how will we return if we all lose our wizard powers? One of us will have to maintain his wizardry for his monster loving brother's sake.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 04:25:31 2016 No.14863064 >>14863005 >>14863022 Am I missing something?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 04:26:13 2016 No.14863065 >>14863056 >>14863059 What if he falls in love with another girl?

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 04:26:22 2016 No.14863066

>>14863059
>But how will we return
Whoever wants to return is certainly free to remain a wizard, but I don't see why anyone would want to. I imagine this as being more of a one-way trip, like, and would only take on volunteers willing to sacrifice their earthly lives and wizarding powers for the sake of scientific pursuits such as the study of the courtship rituals and mating habits of the local virile vixens.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 04:27:49 2016 No.14863070 >>14863065 Accept it and move on like any caring sibling should. Then grow up and marry an Anon just like him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 04:28:04 2016 No.14863071 File: 208 KB, 312x322, 1449610076594.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14863065 It's adorable that he thinks that option exists.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 04:34:14 2016 No.14863087 >>14863071 I dont understand

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 04:38:14 2016 No.14863095 >>14863070 >yandere >accept it >yandere monstergirl >ACCEPT IT

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 04:38:17 2016 No.14863096 >>14863064 spoilers of RWBY season 3 Yang got herright arm cut off and Pyrrha took a arrow to the heart and then got reduced to ashes by cinder.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 04:40:46 2016 No.14863105 >>14863087 There are no other women, he just has a bad memory.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 04:42:58 2016 No.14863115 >>14863096 Yandere pyrrha fucking when

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 04:44:54 2016 No.14863125 I need pictures, pictures of wockbutts

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 04:44:56 2016 No.14863126 >>14863096 >>14863115 What is this thing you speak of?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 04:46:16 2016 No.14863132 >>14863105 What about that cute anubis down the street

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 04:47:23 2016 No.14863135 >>14863132 There is no Anubis down the street. That house has been empty forever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 04:48:20 2016 No.14863137 File: 1.03 MB, 1500x1467, 4b71663a9779f86ba58651a00477f299.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14863125 Sorry, all out. Have some catbutt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 04:50:24 2016 No.14863142 >>14863137 Puffy vulva. Too puffy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 04:51:29 2016 No.14863146 >>14863135 But what if he's in LOVE True love overcomes all obstacles, even yandere nee-sans.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 04:52:12 2016 No.14863148 >>14863146 You can't love a dead body, anon. That's a crime.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 04:53:06 2016 No.14863153 >>14863146 True love cant overcome mindbreak as countless NTR doujins have shown to is

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 04:53:39 2016 No.14863154 >>14863115 She did really like Juane... but alas the answer is fucking never

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 04:54:41 2016 No.14863157 File: 446 KB, 1089x1450, 1416309170980.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14863148 Mummies are legal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 04:54:57 2016 No.14863158 >>14863148 >thinking you can kill a god of death Even then it's just a quick boat ride to the field of reeds and one pouty Anubis to say you should've been here ten minutes earlier. >>14863153 But that's not true TRUE LOVE.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 04:56:41 2016 No.14863163 >>14863070 >Then grow up and marry an Anon just like him. Like his son. YANDERE AUNTIE HAS WAITED TOO LONG TO BE REFUSED NOW.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 04:57:13 2016 No.14863167 File: 150 KB, 1000x1000, The D that shall pierce her hymen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14863153 As if the D can't heal what it breaks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 04:59:09 2016 No.14863173 >>14863163 >yfw the classmate is yandere for MC kun too

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 05:02:07 2016 No.14863181 >>14863126 An anime-styled web series.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 05:04:58 2016 No.14863186 File: 2.11 MB, 830x1200, 1427220993084.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's up, Tinkle-toes?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 05:06:24 2016 No.14863191 >>14863186 I don't think a girl should be saying things like that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 05:08:08 2016 No.14863195 >>14863191 She's going to soak her feet in mud while blowing you, how about that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 05:09:50 2016 No.14863202 >>14863195 I think that's far too lewd, and would ask her what her parents would think if they could see her acting like this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 05:11:03 2016 No.14863203 >>14863202 Maybe she's doing it just to upset her parents.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 05:16:42 2016 No.14863211 File: 390 KB, 826x1045, 1450691164783.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 05:16:58 2016 No.14863213 >>14863186 Gnome is the most underrated elemental.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 05:18:08 2016 No.14863215 >>14863213 They're all underrated, since nobody ever talks about them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 05:18:36 2016 No.14863217 >>14863211 Then it's time for exercise!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 05:19:31 2016 No.14863219 >>14863215 Well Lava Golem had a story a few months back. Haven't seen piddly shit for any of the others outside of Kit's Dark Matter greentext.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 05:23:49 2016 No.14863228 >>14863173 >And the custodian. >And the teacher. >The entire kindergarten class across the street. >The 2014 MGC Mofu Monarchs basketball team. >That chair in the corner.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 05:26:27 2016 No.14863237 >>14863228 >The 2014 MGC Mofu Monarchs basketball team. Well this just went full "Who is Eric Cartman's father?"

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 05:32:56 2016 No.14863250 >>14863211 Well damn, flatfish, I can't control the weather!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 05:35:12 2016 No.14863256 >>14863228 Is this Battle Royale monstergirl version?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 05:35:33 2016 No.14863257 File: 376 KB, 402x586, Sahuagin3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14863211 Sahuagin are super cute

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 05:36:45 2016 No.14863260 >>14863257 Sahuagin in white school swimming suits with tan-lines!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 05:36:55 2016 No.14863261 File: 2.52 MB, 600x600, 1456915015319.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14863250

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 05:37:56 2016 No.14863264

>>14863256
>Battle Royale
Pshh, that's just some lame Japanese rip-off of the Hunger Games!
I'm also now reminded of the fact that we haven't had one of those in a long time. Wonder what happened to that guy.
>>14863257
>>14863260
>>14863261
I want a Sahuagin nee-san with curves and chiseled muscles!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 05:38:54 2016 No.14863268 >>14863260 Sentences violating Rule 11 are often ludicrous.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 05:39:55 2016 No.14863269 >>14863268 Rule 11?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 05:40:12 2016 No.14863270 >>14863264 everyone told that guy to stop so he did

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 05:41:57 2016 No.14863278 >>14863270 Really? Because I remember him getting told to stop plenty of times and just ignoring it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 05:42:29 2016 No.14863280 File: 316 KB, 800x1000, 1455765515718.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hellhounds with voices like dripping lava.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 05:43:51 2016 No.14863284 >>14863280 >voices like dripping lava I don't, I, what?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 05:44:28 2016 No.14863286 >>14862880 >I now want a russian wight who served in WW2. >"Husband. Trench mate Tatyana will be of visitings. Let me know if she gets handsy, I will cutting her hand off. Notfortunately her body is still of rememberings sharing the rifle."

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 05:45:00 2016 No.14863288 >>14863284 Hot, heavy, and smooth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 05:45:28 2016 No.14863290 >>14863286 >sharing the rifle Oh you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 05:45:30 2016 No.14863291 >>14863280 Hellhounds that sing like Heat Miser?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 05:46:08 2016 No.14863294 >>14862939 Sinister version who looks kindly at me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 05:47:18 2016 No.14863295 >>14862910 Red looks like she does nothing but laze in glades and just gargle cocks for all eternity. Eyepatch looks like she's seen some shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 05:48:49 2016 No.14863300 do we have any stories with a human woman as the villain?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 05:50:20 2016 No.14863303 http://pastebin.com/Fj0t2Qyb reader is a pornstar

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 05:50:42 2016 No.14863306 >>14863300 Beast had one where she was just more of a cunt than a villain

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 05:52:49 2016 No.14863314 >>14863303 It's a living.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 05:54:10 2016 No.14863317 >>14863300 Nope.closest thing to it is >>14863306 maybe that one old lady in the moose saga, she Isn't really a main villain. Why don't you make one yourself?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 05:55:23 2016 No.14863321 >>14863286 >sharing the rifle Dohoho.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 05:57:37 2016 No.14863326

>scientists put up boards with dots on them
>tell dolphin to pick the one with fewer dots on it
>bugger gets it right every time
I wonder if it would be ethical to test the intelligence of Monster Girls. Leading Liches say "yes", but whether or not the concept of ethics is something they understand is still ambiguous.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 05:58:15 2016 No.14863327 >>14863306 Explain please >>14863317 Maybe later today

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 06:02:43 2016 No.14863331

>>14863327
Anon's ex GF is big in the social eye and the fact that anon left her for being a cunt stains her reputation so she makes his life a living hell. Anon finds some hellhounds. Hilarity ensues. The writing isn't out best though admittedly he is improving, but you have to admit the premise is an interesting one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 06:03:46 2016 No.14863334 File: 91 KB, 376x536, 1450015483350.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Was about to go outside >Thunderstorm happens She's at it again... I just wanted to buy a drink

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 06:04:23 2016 No.14863336 >>14863326 Dont they all just kinda magically speak the local language anyway?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 06:06:40 2016 No.14863341 >>14863331 thanks for letting me know. I go read it now

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 06:07:49 2016 No.14863344 >>14863334 Water Wurm gets grumpy when people don't give enough stuff to her shrine. We need another sacrifice if we don't want lightning to strike our homes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 06:09:03 2016 No.14863348 >>14863344 Alright, you talked me into it. For the greater good THE GREATER GOOD I'll subject myself to Watery Tart's depraved debaucheries.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 06:10:59 2016 No.14863351 >>14863344 She's grumpy because of this stupid water wurm meme

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 06:15:31 2016 No.14863358 >>14863351 Then she should cheer right up on account of me using the correct terminology hereabouts.>>14863348

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 06:16:05 2016 No.14863360 >>14863331 Thank you for telling me. I will go to read it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 06:17:03 2016 No.14863361 Water wurm? more like water WORM amirite gise?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 06:18:27 2016 No.14863365 >>14863361 no

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 06:18:44 2016 No.14863367 >>14863361 Wurm wars when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 06:19:06 2016 No.14863369 >>14863361 Put your worm in water and see if something doesn't bite.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 06:21:10 2016 No.14863372 >>14863367 Wurm wars? Like those old Worms games?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 06:24:37 2016 No.14863378 File: 392 KB, 1000x1000, 1234786342342.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pick a Yeti! Any Yeti!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 06:26:25 2016 No.14863383 >>14863378 Can I hug all the Yetis?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 06:27:14 2016 No.14863385 >>14863378 I'll take The Winter Coat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 06:27:45 2016 No.14863389 >>14863303 I actually wanted to see the reaction of those neet MGs when he posted, it would have been epic seeing them go apeshit for it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 06:29:48 2016 No.14863391 >>14863378 Ice Queen please.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 06:30:24 2016 No.14863394 File: 305 KB, 1840x2888, 1441474423595.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14863378 I'm not picky as long as she likes hugs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 06:30:36 2016 No.14863396 >>14863378 I'll hava gift giver.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 06:32:33 2016 No.14863400 >>14863372 I was thinking more of a thumb wrestle but with their tails instead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 06:33:32 2016 No.14863404 >>14863400 Huh. We need art of this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 06:35:53 2016 No.14863410 >>14863400 >Wurms holding tails You sick man, next you're going to suggest Hellhound arm wrestling as an excuse to see them holding each other's fluffy paws.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 06:37:06 2016 No.14863413 File: 206 KB, 1000x800, 1405530614767.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] They may come individually, or they may come in strength. But one thing is for certain. They're only after our Precious Bodily Fluids.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 06:38:47 2016 No.14863417

>Got a nice birthday
>Chatted with an Oomukade
>Got to study maths with her
>Even got her to have dinner with me
>Viet culture don't fail me nao
>Nothing like speaking in native tongue to butter up Lotus gril
>Free three bean dessert oh yes
>Even got to talk about cool things like fishing and technology and schools
>Even got a happy birthday from everyone I knew before I headed back home

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 06:39:58 2016 No.14863418 >>14863417 What is this I don't even?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 06:42:25 2016 No.14863422 >>14863417 I'm sorry, what?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 06:43:37 2016 No.14863424 >>14863417 I'll have whatever you're on.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 06:46:16 2016 No.14863430 >>14863417 Anon's having a stroke. Oh well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 06:46:36 2016 No.14863431 >>14863418 >>14863424 >>14863422 The power of self delusion that someone cares for you on your birthday is a potent drug

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 06:52:48 2016 No.14863443 >>14863431 I didn't have that though. I've got something better. Garlic bread!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 06:54:18 2016 No.14863446 >>14863443 Baking is a wonderful skill. Man that would be nice to eat, some freshly made garlic bread with some homemade tomato sauce and washing it down with some ice cold water

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 06:55:49 2016 No.14863450 >>14863446 I didn't make it but the bakery is like 200 meters from my front door so I eat a lot of really good bread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 06:58:11 2016 No.14863457 >>14863450 Damn son that's a pretty sweet deal. The closest bakery to me is all the way downtown. Fred Myers and co do not count.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 07:02:38 2016 No.14863466 >>14863457 The only complaint I have is that the bakery isn't run by Dragons. Yeah, remember that? I do.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 07:03:15 2016 No.14863469 File: 715 KB, 1027x1051, ok.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to have a romantic encounter with a Yeti

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 07:05:18 2016 No.14863475 File: 388 KB, 647x1000, Ninja skillz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want a Kunoichi to teach me the way of combining light and heavy attacks!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 07:06:15 2016 No.14863479 >>14863469 I also want to meet a MG by doing the most lewd thing imaginable to her by accident when we meet for the first time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 07:07:44 2016 No.14863486 >>14863469 Sauce?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 07:08:50 2016 No.14863489 >>14863475 >ibuki will be the only full ninja in sf5 for god knows how long Im not mad, but i would have preferred maki

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 07:09:01 2016 No.14863491 >>14863469 I'm not sure a mouthful of yeti fur is the best way to meet one, I'll go for the accidental trip, stumble, and hug

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 07:14:20 2016 No.14863502 >>14863469 no google results. spoonfeed pls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 07:14:33 2016 No.14863504 >>14863486 Dr.P Most recent tank

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 07:16:48 2016 No.14863508 >>14863502 See >>14863504 Really though, you guys should recognize his art if you've spent any significant time browsing chinese cartoon titty websites. He's one of the godfathers of vanilla and asses.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 07:19:37 2016 No.14863513 File: 541 KB, 598x680, 1456921177312.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14863508 oh shit its finally complete? well i know what im doing tonight

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 07:20:15 2016 No.14863515 >>14863475 Well I want to learn how to parry so I can impress my Salamander friendo!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 07:23:26 2016 No.14863524 >>14863508 >>14863504 thanks. the name sounds familiar.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 07:23:52 2016 No.14863526 >>14863504 Oh so it was just uploaded today I need to start checking more than once a day >Clever? Solution finished This is gonna be quite the night

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 07:52:43 2016 No.14863591 I need yandere stories NOW

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 07:56:38 2016 No.14863607
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>>14863591
A girl falls in love with a boy. Boy doesn't fall in love with girl, or even notice her. Girl tries to commit suicide, but doesn't die.
Girl has an epiphany. It's all the bitches and whores who should die, not her!
But girl doesn't kill them. It would be too kind. Instead she'll woo him and after he falls for her all the bitches and whores will suffer a fate worse than death; having their darling choose another.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 08:03:12 2016 No.14863629

>>14863607
A girl falls in love with a boy. Boy doesn't fall in love with girl, or even notice her. Girl tries to commit suicide, and succeeds. But girl doesn't move on, for why would she? Her beloved is right there. Girl gains a complex about her stupid decision ans is sure her beloved likes his girls with a little more body heat than she. Girl tries to hide the state of her undeath while simultaneously trying to gain boy's love, while using her new powers of undeath to repel all the other sluts. Hijinx and hilarity ensues.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 08:10:17 2016 No.14863637 >>14863629 >>14863607 Yander-ai?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 08:11:38 2016 No.14863641 >>14863637 A girl falls in love with a boy. Unable to confess, she kills her rival and uses her phone to stalk him on social media.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 08:12:25 2016 No.14863642 >>14863637 >tfw can't escape this no matter which board I go to

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 08:12:55 2016 No.14863646 File: 1.12 MB, 1279x1900, 1456534757315.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14863591

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 08:13:05 2016 No.14863648 >>14863642 Love finds a way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 08:15:02 2016 No.14863654 >>14863646 Sauce. I've never seen any cute yanderes doing cute yandere things.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 08:20:26 2016 No.14863666 https://picarto.tv/monorus What better way to start the morning than by watching mono draw up some slightly yandere kikimoras

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 08:22:37 2016 No.14863669 >>14863666 Feels like it's been years since Mono's drawn penetration. Good shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 08:26:38 2016 No.14863679 >>14863666 I don't know what the fuck Barb's drawing, but my dick certainly likes it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 08:27:38 2016 No.14863683 >>14862590 That was delightfully silly. Thankyou for sharing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 08:27:52 2016 No.14863685 >>14862078 >someone actually drew it Bless you, mystery drawfag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 08:30:53 2016 No.14863690 >>14863685 >Biting a hellhound This is how you flip her sub switch.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 08:32:09 2016 No.14863692 >>14863679 mightandmagic.wikia.com/wiki/Scorpicore_(H6)

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 08:35:55 2016 No.14863701 >>14863692 Million dollar question. Does she still have a tailpussy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 08:44:03 2016 No.14863723 File: 807 KB, 1110x1171, shadow waifu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want a shy girl

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 08:44:37 2016 No.14863725 >>14863690 Or she bites you back. And then I suppose things would go downhill.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 08:48:55 2016 No.14863738 File: 80 KB, 193x295, Holstaurusmilk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Happy pseudo birthday to Holstaurs everywhere!

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 08:49:10 2016 No.14863739

>>14863725
Na, her switch stays flipped so long as your finger is on it. The secret to a perma sub hellhound? Never sleep. Never rest. Never do anything but fuck her hard. Never drop the pace. Never increase the pace or she'll only want more. Perfect stasis in which she always has the right amount of dick. And just remember, somewhere in the back of her mind she's counting. For there must always be a balance. Not even the gods can help you when you slip.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 08:50:22 2016 No.14863742

>>14863701
Doesn't look like it, also if she's anything like the original she should be able to dissolve armour and paralyse you with her sting.
>>14863725
>Bite a Hellhound and cause her to go limp
>She lets you fuck her like a beast and have your way with her
>After it's over you go to grab a drink but hear heavy breathing from behind you
>She pins you down and bites you back while wagging her tail
>She dominates you for twice as long as you dominated her to reassert control

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 08:50:36 2016 No.14863744 >>14863738 I feel like there should be a list of pseudo birthdays for MGs. I know the date for my favorite MG at least.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:01:45 2016 No.14863776 >>14862592 >Ruining two perfectly good burgers with her ass sweat Bitch is gonna get slapped

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:02:40 2016 No.14863779 >>14863776 Ruining? She's enhancing them!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:05:39 2016 No.14863787 >>14863742 No tail no sale.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:05:59 2016 No.14863788 >>14862592 Some one needs to edit this slut on the mememe girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:06:34 2016 No.14863789 >>14863685 What is he doing to that poor dog?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:07:24 2016 No.14863794 >>14863779 Sweat contain tons of toxins and dirt anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:07:35 2016 No.14863796 >>14863738 I drank cocoa yesterday, does that count?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:09:49 2016 No.14863804 File: 523 KB, 1000x1417, 1426042585981.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Father, what am I?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:10:41 2016 No.14863807 >>14863804 Cute desu

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:11:38 2016 No.14863813 >>14863666 Is that.. kiki POV smut? Holy shit finally

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:11:51 2016 No.14863814 >>14863804 >dat ass I'm going to stuff my face in there and I'm wrapping her tail around my neck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:12:05 2016 No.14863816 >>14863794 Yeah so uhh Yeah but Yeah but I think it's hot ok

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:12:53 2016 No.14863820 >>14863804 An adorable little vampire bat-ccubus. Who should probably wear more clothing, though I agree with the overall aesthetic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:14:29 2016 No.14863824 >>14863739 >The secret to a perma sub hellhound No, you have to teach her the pleasure of being beastfucked when she's still a loli. But you'll still have to regularly refresh her memory.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:15:48 2016 No.14863829 Which girl would still kiss you after you've eaten a garlic bread as long as your forearm?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:16:03 2016 No.14863831 >>14863824 >loli Ehhhh. Naah. Not into kids.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:16:45 2016 No.14863834 >>14863804 You're probably gonna have to ask someone else more qualified than me for a specific answer. Regardless, you are cute and sexy, and my daughter apparently.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:16:53 2016 No.14863836 >>14863829 A masochistic vampire

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:17:03 2016 No.14863837 >>14863829 Vamp. Expect tongue.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:17:13 2016 No.14863838 >>14863804 Dunno, was boozed when laying whatever was your mom.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:17:37 2016 No.14863841 >>14863836 >>14863837 Huh.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:18:50 2016 No.14863846

>>14863841
" Aside from that they are also weak to the food garlic. Just from smelling it, they become virtually drunk, and their thoughts become unreliable. If they happen to end up with some of it in their mouths, rationality goes out the window, and they go wild just like the basic type of succubi."

Niggas need to read

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:19:20 2016 No.14863847
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The Elf is immunized against all dangers: one may call her a Knife Ear, QT, Moe, Tree-Hugger, it all runs off her like water off a raincoat. But call her a Lewd and you will be astonished at how she recoils, how injured she is, how she suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:20:12 2016 No.14863852 >>14863847 There's milk in them there hills.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:20:58 2016 No.14863854 >>14863846 Why can't they just like hate garlic instead of becoming even more lewd This is dumb

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:21:12 2016 No.14863855 >>14863852 I wonder what tittyanna milk tastes like

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:21:18 2016 No.14863856 >>14863846 I don't really care about the MGE canon.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:21:30 2016 No.14863859

New thread! Been meaning to ask something like this for a while...

Any MG oldfags in this thread? Who /monstergirluploader/ here? I still remember downloading proto EMG stuff from crabman that I found there.

It's interesting to see how the fetish has evolved into a fandom, and how much it has changed. Still, I can only say that the fandom has remained good or gotten better overall, with more and more content being released. I wonder if its roots as a fetish keep the normies out for the most part.

Here's to many more years of content, waifus, and funposting!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:22:14 2016 No.14863862 >>14863854 MAMANOANNOAN MANANA

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:23:58 2016 No.14863868 >>14863862 agreed

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:25:11 2016 No.14863872 >>14863744 Wouldn't take very long to make it either. >>14863796 You gotta drink some milk today for it to count.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:25:15 2016 No.14863873 >>14863859 I only started coming to the /a/ threads when Rachne was first introduced. I saw her in the catalog and I went "damn, that's hot". And here I am. Forever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:26:11 2016 No.14863877 >>14863804 You are my lovely daughter, isn't that enough?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:26:16 2016 No.14863878 >>14863872 >You gotta drink some milk But I don't wanna. Can't I just eat yogurt?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:26:27 2016 No.14863879 >>14863859 I started on /d/ before the /a/ threads were a thing

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:27:04 2016 No.14863880 >>14863873 >Exact thing happened to me Rachne Best

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:27:05 2016 No.14863881 >>14863859 I remember finding the proto EMG stuff through the spider one and having the most confused fap of my life since I'm terrified of spiders.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:28:17 2016 No.14863883 File: 311 KB, 844x1200, 1455244667971.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14863880 >>14863881 We're tangled up in her web of love.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:29:07 2016 No.14863886 >>14863878 Have a dairy product.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:30:18 2016 No.14863888 >>14863883 Best girl he's ever done. Will forever be a crime that it isn't just a deredere Spider and darling romance/SoL

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:31:45 2016 No.14863892 >>14863855 Probably very sweet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:31:45 2016 No.14863893 File: 261 KB, 1190x1680, 45572352_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] snek

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:32:53 2016 No.14863897 >>14863886 Yogurt is dairy. >>14863888 Wonder why I never tried writing spiders. Oh well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:34:26 2016 No.14863899 >>14863897 >Wonder why I never tried writing spiders. Because Penywise got all of you blown out of the water.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:34:33 2016 No.14863900

>>14863859
I've been into monstergirls ever since I found MGE a long time ago. From the earliest images I saved from here, I've been coming here for almost two years since around early March, around when Charon was made. I still Denver the first thread I posted in, in which some guy explained what his monstergirl wallpaper was to his sister and everyone was calling him an idiot for talking about fetish stuff with his family.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:34:50 2016 No.14863904 >>14863897 You should. Writing spiders is fun. Its a real brain stretcher imagining sex positions tho

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:35:22 2016 No.14863907 >>14863904 No, you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:36:14 2016 No.14863908 >>14863907 But I do. Here, the torch, you carry it now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:36:23 2016 No.14863909 >>14863893 Are you sure that isn't a cow? It looks like a cow.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:36:48 2016 No.14863911 >>14863908 Awawawa!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:42:06 2016 No.14863923 File: 744 KB, 800x1132, 1410503712244.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The end is nigh.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:43:23 2016 No.14863927 >>14862612 >>14862913 "THE MEMES" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3pLDrZQTf8

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:44:25 2016 No.14863930 >>14862922 Ah! I'd come across that image yesterday and had forgotten to post it. It's really rather quaint...

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:44:39 2016 No.14863932 >>14863923 What the fuck is going on with that gun And why is the tripod on the wrong side?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:45:10 2016 No.14863934 >>14863923 This is only the begining.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:47:07 2016 No.14863937 >>14863932 You really expected a girl to be able to assemble something correctly?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:49:02 2016 No.14863943 File: 738 KB, 982x1350, Yes.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14863023 >It's like you stopped living a long time ago. He can always start again. We can rekindle his heart. We have the love.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:50:58 2016 No.14863948

>>14863859
Been into this for about 4 years. Started with Niku Drills doujinshis, he first introduced me to the concept of good, likable monstergirls that don't try to bite off your head.

Then after a couple of months I stumbled into MGE on Exhentai. It was maybe about 115 profiles only back then, with latest being Oomukade or Arch Imp.

I found this thread only a year ago though.

MG franchise certainly flourished for the most part, with art an all. Although
>normies
are already here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:51:59 2016 No.14863949 >>14863943 Grape Wurm must be plotting something. >>14863948 Normies? Where?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:52:50 2016 No.14863952 >>14863948 They seem to be only into EMG. We are safe for the time being.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:54:47 2016 No.14863955 >>14863949 Don't turn around Anon That SWAG cap wearing normalfag behind you might get pissed off

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:55:33 2016 No.14863956 >>14863955 There is no normalfag here, I have a dog.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:56:16 2016 No.14863957 >>14863948 It makes me wonder if our writings will ever flourish in the same way that certain trends give rise to a boom in popular and like-styled LNs. >Mangaka read shitty MTLs of people like captain >Draw manga Would b neet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:57:15 2016 No.14863959 >>14863957 I knew Alp would hit it big one day. Before you die you will see Stinkypede the Anime.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:58:41 2016 No.14863965 >>14863859 Pretty Lamia back in 2009. It got dumped in a "sexy paranormal" thread on /x/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:59:28 2016 No.14863968 >>14863949 >Normies? Where? Not him but reddit Love EMG, thankfully they seem to stick to /a/ though. They also make garbage like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfRwDQQLLLY

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:59:49 2016 No.14863969 >>14863959 Don't even joke like that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 10:01:04 2016 No.14863972 >>14863969 Don't tell me you don't want to hear a Japanese girl try and say "Gii wirikerusu".

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 10:02:14 2016 No.14863974 >>14863969 >>14863972 Turugito Tariwakeru?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 10:05:07 2016 No.14863981 So if KC sticks to his 3 week schedule we should have a new girl by the end of Sunday at the latest right? I hope it's the shrimp girl he mentioned.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 10:05:10 2016 No.14863982 >>14863972 >Gii wirikerusu wat?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 10:06:12 2016 No.14863983 >>14863982 Gee willikers, one of Alp's many catchphrases, repeated countless times throughout his many stories as an expression of excitement.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 10:07:14 2016 No.14863984

>>14863859
>It's interesting to see how the fetish has evolved into a fandom, and how much it has changed. Still, I can only say that the fandom has remained good or gotten better overall, with more and more content being released. I wonder if its roots as a fetish keep the normies out for the most part.
It helps that there's not really a "fandom" in the sense you would expect from the word, monster girls are a fetish first and anything else a distant second.

>>14863831
Well, your loss. 2D little girls a cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 10:10:48 2016 No.14863994 >>14863984 >2D little girls a cute. Yeah, sure. Just not the kind of cute my dick reacts to. >your loss Quicksilver, please.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 10:13:00 2016 No.14864001 >>14863968 I like garbage like that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 10:13:56 2016 No.14864003 >>14863994 >Quicksilver, please. No, that young is too much for me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 10:15:35 2016 No.14864005 >>14863994 But I'm over here anon, I haven't posted yet this morning. Please stop memeing me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 10:15:36 2016 No.14864006 >>14864003 Go full pedo or go home, neigger.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 10:17:08 2016 No.14864011 File: 251 KB, 800x827, 1396285684663.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14864005 It's okay to be a fucking weirdo, we still love you.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 10:17:10 2016 No.14864012
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>>14863859
Became a convert in late 2011 after the MGQ part 1 patch came out. I had a slight interest in MGs at the time, but after the 1st slime fight I thought the game was kinda silly.

Then slug girl lifted up her skirt and my dick exploded. It's been a downward spiral for me ever since.

I've only been in these threads for around a year though, like >>14863948 .

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 10:17:11 2016 No.14864013 >>14864005 I dunno man. Seems like this is your legacy now. Atleast it has nothing to do with smelly bugs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 10:18:42 2016 No.14864016 File: 611 KB, 2000x2400, Threadly dose.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] All I have is a gland that puts out foul odors when I'm bored!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 10:19:04 2016 No.14864017 File: 251 KB, 700x696, 1449298361002.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14864005 Being a meme isn't bad, at least people remember you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 10:19:35 2016 No.14864021 Having been away for nearly half a year, it feels as if the threads tone has turned more /jp/-ish as of late.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 10:20:12 2016 No.14864022 >>14864021 What is more /jp/-ish?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 10:20:27 2016 No.14864023 >>14864005 Nice try memesilver but you cannot stop the meme train.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 10:21:34 2016 No.14864026 >>14864023 I dunno man. Quikmeme is pretty fast. What if he outruns the train?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 10:22:17 2016 No.14864029 >>14864026 You can't outrun this train. It runs on time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 10:25:01 2016 No.14864038 >>14864022 random exclamation and the nearly nonsensical posts. The tone of whimsicality and lack of stories. The /a/ influence has declined.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 10:25:51 2016 No.14864042 >>14864038 We've just lost the content providers so we're being slowly driven mad. Assimilation isn't so bad.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 10:27:17 2016 No.14864047

>>14864038
That's just people regurgitating shit to bump the thread. Can't explain the lack of stories though. I remember the /a/ threads being full of greenwords. Notice in an increase of people complaining about how bad they are/ hard it is to write, rather than just writing though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 10:30:06 2016 No.14864055 >>14864047 >Notice in an increase of people complaining about how bad they are/ hard it is to write Literally just one guy attentionwhoring.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 10:31:26 2016 No.14864058

>>14862767
>wandering through a low-level dungeon looking for some fish to mine
>come across a mimic girl who had the boots put to her by a party that passed through earlier
>splayed out on the floor, unconscious
>treat her wounds, manage to get her back inside of her chest and close the lid
>give it a light pat, whisper "do your best" and move on

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 10:32:17 2016 No.14864060 >>14864058 You forgot to tell her to eat these eggs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 10:33:18 2016 No.14864065 >>14864058 >>14864060 >grab the chest >take it to your place >cook eggs >make her eat the eggs >all the eggs

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 10:33:31 2016 No.14864066

>Come home
>loyal centaur waifu smiles
>"I was wondering when you'd get off work!"
>She Hugs me, breasts pressing into my face. I wrap my arms around her
>We sit down for dinner, her folding her massive legs as I sit on a stool. We talk about our days
>Afterwards, watch some netflix, me laying against her flank
>Get ready for bed.
>I go take a shower, and come out, hair dripping as I get a brush and comb
>gently get all the tangles out of her hair and tail as she sings.
>Fall asleep curled next to each other.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 10:35:54 2016 No.14864074 >>14864060 What if she's vegan?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 10:36:44 2016 No.14864078 >>14864021 4chan as a whole has changed a bit since the leave of moot, I think a number of older users left with him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 10:37:14 2016 No.14864081 >>14864074 That's real cool and all, but you have to eat all the eggs first.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 10:37:54 2016 No.14864082 >>14864066 All the while the though lingers in your mind; why does she need two pussies?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 10:38:05 2016 No.14864084 >>14864042 Really? Are there no more prominent writefags left or is it just the names that have changed? what about the drawfags? Why is nobody posting about yandere kikimoras anymore?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 10:38:05 2016 No.14864085 >>14864078 I've been shitposting on /jp/ since day 1. I'm not going anywhere since I have nowhere better to waste time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 10:39:34 2016 No.14864094 >>14864084 There are still a few people around and sometimes new guys try to take up the burden but they all break. Face it, we're dying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 10:39:52 2016 No.14864095 I want a strong waifu to carry me far far away from here so I can stop being the only sane man in my family! And make her happy too.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 10:40:03 2016 No.14864097

>Call in to work and ask for the day off
>"Why anon? What's wrong?"
>"My wife is really sick, she's not well. I gotta take care of her."
>Boss is understanding, has met your wife, and tells you to take care

>Go back to bedroom, focus heatlamp on your Snek waifu
>She's breathing heavy, checks flush
>You take her temp, and it's still not high enough
>"I'll...I'll be okay, honey. Go on to work, really..."
>You steadfastly refuse and hold her hand, counting the seconds down until she's well enough to rise again

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 10:40:49 2016 No.14864104 >>14864084 Eh. The complaining about losing content is alarmist. We did lose some, but we gained some new ones and some older writers have been posting. We also gained some good drawfags as well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 10:40:59 2016 No.14864106 >>14864066 Sounds nice. Good on you for having a loyal and loving wife. Shame it's a horse pussy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 10:41:18 2016 No.14864107 >>14864097 That's a situation where the eggs would probably help. Sneks love eggs.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 10:41:20 2016 No.14864108

>reading Lanternon's newest chapter
>“By blade and by bullet, he marched through that ship; finding each and every crewman and making sure that they would meet their god untainted. The monsters around the ship had never heard of these sounds, and didn't know what was happening. The sea took the ship, and him with it, and then it spat him right back out.”
Jesus fuck paladins suck ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 10:42:17 2016 No.14864110 >>14863949 They're all on /a/, mostly crossboarders and tumblrfags

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 10:43:02 2016 No.14864111 >>14864110 >crossboarders I browse like six boards, why is this a bad thing?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 10:47:11 2016 No.14864118 >>14864108 Stick it to the times of updates, I'm not going through 250 posts of this again.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 10:47:17 2016 No.14864119

>tossing and turning in the middle of the night
>can't seem to get warm
>Sit up, rubbing your eyes. you look at your wrist
>Fuck, it's midnight
>The door to your bedroom opens by itself, and nobody is there

>"Honey, are you okay?" says a voice in the darkness
>"Yeah, I'm fine babe. You've been a bit restless tonight though, haven't you?"
>Slowly, surely, your ghost wife appears
>A timid thing, black hair covering most of her face and eyes, She looks sad.
>"I'm sorry, I really didn't mean to wake you. I just-I get bored waiting for you to wake up, you know?"
>"I know, but as long as I'm alive, I need sleep, okay?"
>"...it doesn't have to be that way. You could join me."
>"One day, okay? But for now, please let me sleep."
>"Yes honey...I love you."
>"I love you too. Good night. Don't let the bed bugs bite."
>She laughs, fading from form, and the door shuts by itself

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 10:48:55 2016 No.14864126 >>14864118 >Stick it to the times of updates Okay, seriously? How the fuck am I supposed to be here at the exact moment he decides to make an update? Not everyone is a NEET with all the free time in the world to spend here.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 10:50:01 2016 No.14864129 [SPOILER]

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I want to be seduced by a kitsune working in an exotic tea shop! I want her to show me all the strange incenses and herbs with mysterious effects! I want her to restrain herself from drugging me because she wants to build the relationship naturally!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 10:51:18 2016 No.14864132 >>14864038 >The /a/ influence has declined. This can only be a good thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 10:51:22 2016 No.14864133 >>14864119 I know, >KC canon, but wasn't there a line that mentioned something about the undead having a fondness for the living? Regardless, that does give me the cute idea of an undead wife resting her head on my chest to listen to my heartbeat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 10:54:32 2016 No.14864140 File: 474 KB, 1104x1619, 1456851626022.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14864038 >The /a/ influence has declined. Good, /a/ was gay as fuck anyways. >>14864094 >Face it, we're dying. Nah.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 10:55:55 2016 No.14864143 >>14864133 Atleast zombies and wights are sluts for your body heat. >>14864017 True, he could suffer worse memes than being "the loli bondage guy".

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 10:56:16 2016 No.14864147 >>14864140 >/a/ was gay as fuck anyways You're just saying that because you couldn't live up to their higher posting standards!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 10:56:45 2016 No.14864152 >>14864140 I find it funny that people say we're dying when we're actually just as active as ever when it comes to talking about stuff we care about. It's just that now we don't need to share a thread with EMG, 12beast and the like.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 10:58:08 2016 No.14864158 >>14864152 > we don't need to share a thread with EMG, 12beast and the like But I like Okayado's girls.

Husbando Man Wed Mar 2 11:00:14 2016 No.14864169

>Come home
>You hear the band saws and sanders going coming down the driveway
>fuck
>Pull up, and your house now has a completed second story, complete with insulation, furniture, and plumbing.
>You get out of the car, and sigh. "Honey? Uh, why is the house taller?"
>Your waifu, a carpenter bee, comes around the corner, smiling. Covered in saw dust and sweat, she puts her hands on her hips, accentuating her massive abdomen
>"Do you like it? I figure it'd be a great place for the younglings..."
>"Wait, what? What younglings?"
>She smiles deep, and blushes. She guides you inside the house, up to the second story...

>The walls are lined with honeycombs filled with larva

>...you're going to be working a lot more overtime.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:02:55 2016 No.14864183 >>14864169 Would she be weirded out if I tried sampling the honey every now and then?

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:05:22 2016 No.14864193

I want to make a bet with a friend that I can defeat a monster girl in a race! And an actually powerful monster girl and not a slug, or slime or something! I then want to make a contract with a Demon and spoil her with treats and sweets to make her chubby and overweight! Then, when the day for the race comes, she'll be my opponent and I'll be able to easily beat her! then my friend is gonna have to buy me a soda since he lost the bet!

My plan is foolproof!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:07:07 2016 No.14864198 >>14864193 You do that Wurmie, you do that.

Husbando Man Wed Mar 2 11:08:15 2016 No.14864201

>>14864183

>You walk cautiously up to the second story
>the walls are literally throbbing with your young
>Through the translucent wax, you can see them...terrifying, scary...but, cute, in their own way
>Hundreds of your sons and daughters, all sleeping, growing
>You stare at the walls a minute before you hear the quiet flitter of your waifu's wings

>"So...just how many are there?"
>"one hundred and eighty three, to be exact."
>"Jesus."
>"Oh, don't worry. We're only keeping a dozen here. The rest will likely go off, have their own lives."
>"That fast? Really?"
>"Yep. But we can enjoy them while they're here."
>"We sure can."
>You hug in silence a moment, before she lets go, stepping forward. She bends, inspecting one of the honeycombs
>"Oh, geez. A crack. Would you hold on just a moment sweety?"
>You see your waifu work the wax into her mandibles, all the while, fresh honey drips down the walls
>She patches it fairly quickly, and monitors your larva a moment, before standing back and smiling. She hugs you again, and returns to your bedroom on the bottom floor

>You glance over your shoulder, lean forward, and run your finger along the honey drip
>this...
>this is the best fucking thing you have ever tasted in your entire life
>This...this might be a problem

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:09:03 2016 No.14864203 >>14864158 It's not like we can't talk about it here anyway

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:10:01 2016 No.14864205 Are mantis the face of kuuyan monstergirls?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:10:22 2016 No.14864207 File: 185 KB, 580x827, Steela.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14864203 I want to sleep in a big jug of water with Steela!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:10:53 2016 No.14864213 >>14864205 They share that title with Liches as well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:11:07 2016 No.14864214 >>14864158 There's nothing wrong with that but the majority of people here don't care for the source material. It's still fine to talk about them but they're not exactly a major focus of the thread like they were when we were stuck on /a/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:11:46 2016 No.14864215 File: 1.59 MB, 1013x1430, 1455822744084.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14864207 I'd rather go for Asterio

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:11:47 2016 No.14864216 >>14864214 >stuck on /a/ I never thought of it that way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:12:48 2016 No.14864221 >>14864215 You can't get comfy with her in a big jug of water, and she's so slow and clumsy too!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:13:56 2016 No.14864227 >>14864221 That's fine, I like my girls big and clumsy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:13:57 2016 No.14864228 >>14864201 Oh my. Heads up, while I like where you're going with the text it's common courtesy not to namefag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:15:02 2016 No.14864230 >>14864207 >>14864215 They're so disgustingly thin.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:15:14 2016 No.14864232 >>14864227 Hope you like getting wrecked by her. I'll stick to the gentle and confident embrace of a dominant squid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:16:23 2016 No.14864239 >>14864198 I will! My friends will think I'm the fastest human boy runner in the school, when the fact is I'm only a mediocre runner, but using cunning tricks I was able to defeat and win over a Monster Girl!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:21:26 2016 No.14864256 >>14864228 Thanks anon, haha. Despite coming to 4chan for years, this is honestly the first time I've ever write-fagged.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:25:17 2016 No.14864270 File: 512 KB, 1000x1034, Shamu Meruruusa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14863804 >Vampyre cat-ccubus Also, meet your sister: Leviathan cat-ccubus

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:27:05 2016 No.14864276 File: 471 KB, 703x1000, 1455226994456.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Do you like milk, anon?"

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:27:12 2016 No.14864278 >>14864270 I think her ears are more chiropteran than anything.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:27:59 2016 No.14864280 >>14864270 The hell is their mommy? >>14864276 Not enough to deal with all you've been saving up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:29:44 2016 No.14864290 >>14864280 >The hell is their mommy? A vampire Echidna.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:32:13 2016 No.14864308 >>14864276 Yes, yes I do.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:32:30 2016 No.14864311

>You wake up early, at 4 am
>You can already hear your wife groaning in the bathroom, a mix of relief and pain
>You rub the sleep from your eyes, and breath into your clenched hands, warming them up
>You walk into the bathroom, and see your cow wife already bent over a bucket, squeezing her breasts as she lactates
>"Hey honey."
>She looks back at you, face flush as the last drop of milk escapes her nipples
>"G...good morning."
>You nod, and inspect yourself in the mirror. "What's wrong? Were we out already?"
>"You know the girls...they love fresh milk right before school. I just thought I'd get them some quick..."

>You slip your arms around your wife, and cup her massive hanging breasts. You kiss her gently on the back of the neck, and squeeze slowly. She lets out a lowing groan, knees quaking beneath you. She looks back, and smiles, drool practically dripping from her lips at the relief.

>"That enough, you think?"
>"I...I..." She pants, trying to regain her composure.

>You kiss her neck again, and let go. You pick up the bucket, and walk out of the bathroom.

>There'd be another milking in just a moment, but it wouldn't be her this time, you were sure of it...now just to get the kids to school...

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:33:13 2016 No.14864315 >>14864276 I want a Dairy Nightmare to milk and breed daughterus with.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:33:54 2016 No.14864317 >>14864276 I can never seem to get enough

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:34:55 2016 No.14864323 >>14864311 >consensual milking We don't see that here often.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:36:12 2016 No.14864329 File: 197 KB, 700x784, 1456854738427.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How will you protect your daughterus from the boogeyman /mgt/?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:37:59 2016 No.14864336 File: 244 KB, 800x800, 1414087964320.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14864329 With a tiger.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:38:14 2016 No.14864338 >>14864315 A shy but nice girl with rocking tits? I can dig it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:39:17 2016 No.14864343 >>14864329 The boogeyman is a monstergirl, why would they fear anything?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:40:29 2016 No.14864348 Write fag here. can we get lewd or just pervy on /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:41:45 2016 No.14864352 >>14864348 Images need to be SFW, text can be depraved as you can make it, but people will hate you forever if you even hint at a fetish they don't share.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:42:43 2016 No.14864355 >>14864348 Lewd text is fine, if you're paranoid you can always chuck it on pastebin and link it though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:44:45 2016 No.14864360 >>14864352 >but people will hate you forever if you even hint at a fetish they don't share Oh you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:45:30 2016 No.14864364 File: 306 KB, 1349x1632, 1456652348770.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14864311 I desire to milk a Dragon like a Holstaur.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:46:04 2016 No.14864367 >>14864360 No, it's true. Especially if it has to do with butts. >>14864364 Now this is an interesting idea.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:47:30 2016 No.14864369

>>14864364
>Happy holsts chatting with each other as if nothings happening while they're being hand milked.
>Dragon is at the center of them, blushing while her husband gets to work, doing her best to ignore the occasional dopey smile and giggle from her bovine compatriots.

Could be good.
I imagine you could make quite a profit off of selling it.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:47:35 2016 No.14864370

>>14864352

Thanks anon. Let's continue this milking story.

>"Love you kids! have a good day at school!"
>"Love you too dad!" Your kids wave as you drop them off
>You smile. This is good. You got a good life, a good wife, and a great family.
>but that doesn't mean you can't expand it a bit...

>You speed a little on the way home, but manage to avoid getting pulled over.
>Your cock is diamonds in your pants, straining against the zipper as you think of your cow waifu

>You open the door, and say "Hon? I'm home. You okay?"
>No answer
>You go to the bathroom, where you last left her
>You hear her before you see her, and your cock continues to throb

>Buckets, fucking buckets everywhere of milk

>Your wife is panting, mouth open as she's squeezing herself, emptying into another bucket. She barely notices you're there

>"Honey? I took the girls the school. You...okay?"

>She turns at last, and you can see she's smiling, hands massaging her massive breasts as she lactates

>That's it, fuck it
>GoTime.jpg

>You smirk, and casually undo your belt, kicking your pants to the floor. You stand in front of your wife, legs wide. Cock inches from her face

>She attends it right away, thick, soft, sticky cow tongue wrapping around it as she licks, sucks, and fondles your girth with her tongue, all the while squeezing and tugging on her nipples

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:48:00 2016 No.14864373 >>14862755 I'm still calling you cumfaggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:49:14 2016 No.14864376 File: 1.49 MB, 500x468, 1456937354492.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14864364 >>14864369 All I can think of is this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:50:35 2016 No.14864381 >>14864370 Another suggestion, don't spread out your lines so much. Keep up the good work, lactation is my fetish.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:51:16 2016 No.14864384 >>14864376 Pretty much. That manticore's going to need to step up her a-game if she wants to keep up.... Man, now I want to run a dairy of holsts and holst-chimeras to so I can sell their milk for fun and profit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:54:34 2016 No.14864393 >>14864364 I want to milk a Hellhound. White contrasts nicely against dark skin.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:56:14 2016 No.14864395

>>14864108
It sounds brutal, but if it wasn't for that guy humans would have lost and would all be Incubi/monsters.
Then there'd be no more men and the next generation would all starve to death, leaving a world of only immortal undead like in Dark Souls.

So really I think the paladins in that are the lesser of two evils. It helps that the MC is slightly less of an idiot than the last guy.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:56:23 2016 No.14864396

>She sucks you deep, milk splashing into the bucket and against you as she moans, your cock vibrating as her tongue lulls and suckles it
>Enough
>You grip her shoulders, and she looks up at you, nipples dripping white and eyes full of want
>You kick the bucket out of the way, and press her to the floor, gripping and tugging her panties away. She's soaking wet, and her scent fills the air
>Sweat and sweet dripping cunt.
>You grip yourself, and smack it against her clit. She moans deeply, and looks up at you.
>"Honey, please...I...I want it."
>Without pause, you lift her knees over your shoulders and fuck her deep. She grips the tile floor, mouth wide in a moan as you buck into her
>Her cunt is like velvet, and you grip her breasts, squeezing them as milk jets into the air, coating her chest

>You grunt, you curse, and you continue to breed your sweet cow of a wife
>In the back of your mind, all you can think about is how much more milk your family is going to drink now...

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:56:34 2016 No.14864399 >>14864376 Is that even SFW?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:57:18 2016 No.14864401 >>14864399 That depends. Will you report me?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:57:36 2016 No.14864403 >>14864396 Will you bin this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:58:44 2016 No.14864407 >>14864401 No? Though I do suggest you take caution and delete it anyways.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:58:52 2016 No.14864408 >>14864395 Really though it's just as excuse to write about a man killing monster girls, it's barely any better than the guys at the libermgespeech wiki everyone laughs at.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:59:53 2016 No.14864409 >>14864399 No nipples, it gets a pass I'd say.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:02:27 2016 No.14864418 File: 780 KB, 1280x1268, 1421087748297.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14864407 Tsk. It's not like I'm doing this because I care about what you say or anything, I just felt like deleting it so don't get the wrong idea!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:03:00 2016 No.14864419 Write fag here. Any more requests? It's a slow work day. I got a little time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:04:01 2016 No.14864421 File: 47 KB, 317x500, Brown Ant.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14864419 Giving a hard-working ant-girl a massage!

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:04:24 2016 No.14864424

>>14864408
I thought he wrote it to show the opposite side of the coin from the last protag. The last guy thought people against supercharged rapists were just being moronic racists and wouldn't listen to their (valid) arguments at all.
This guy is the exact opposite, he's so convinced that monsters are all mindless raping villains that he refuses to consider some of them might be good people.

That's my take on it anyway, and comparing it to the wiki stuff is a bit shitty. Lanternon's one of the better writefags here, what does that make the rest of us?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:06:16 2016 No.14864430 >>14864419 My advice? Write when you think you've got something good. Don't be like that Moisture guy and spam shit. We need new writefags, but good stuff takes a bit of effort to make.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:06:28 2016 No.14864431 >>14864424 If memory serves, Lanternon also has said he intends to write a third story from the viewpoint of a mage who doesn't give fucks either way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:06:56 2016 No.14864436 >>14864393 What cup size would a Hellhound have to have before becoming milkable?

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:07:52 2016 No.14864437

>>14864430

Thanks for the advice man. Def don't want to spam, but enjoy writing.
DESU I'm married with a kid myself, so the "actually married w/ monster girl wife" thing comes naturally, but I know it's not everyone's cup of tea

I'll get some coffee and see if I can bring back something really great for you folks

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:08:06 2016 No.14864438 >>14864424 >Lanternon's one of the better writefags here, what does that make the rest of us? I'd take slightly less technical ability but better subject matters over edgy writing any day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:08:40 2016 No.14864442 >>14864431 I look forward to that the most, if only to see just how damaged Val and Victor are in comparison. All I know about his world for now is that Monsters and Order establishments make for shitty parents for growing boys.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:10:23 2016 No.14864447 File: 37 KB, 352x472, Khepri_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hands off my stack, Jack!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:10:44 2016 No.14864448 >>14863654 + tic Nee-san

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:11:58 2016 No.14864451 >>14864442 Does anyone have a good MC?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:12:01 2016 No.14864453 >>14864447 OK. I sure don't want no weird Scarab thing. Bugs are gross and stinky.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:12:44 2016 No.14864455 >>14864438 I wouldn't call it edgy, the guy's just stuck in a world that for some reason let the monsters who destroyed his life integrate into society. If anything he's showing more restraint than I would be. If you want edgy read Vengeance.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:13:45 2016 No.14864458 >>14864451 What would you call a good MC?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:13:52 2016 No.14864459 >>14864436 I dunno but some nice, soft H-cups would be good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:14:03 2016 No.14864462 File: 771 KB, 833x1100, o6lreWS.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14864436 They look pretty milkable at the normal size so maybe one cup larger would be ideal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:14:48 2016 No.14864464 >>14864458 Dude, I'm asking YOU.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:15:44 2016 No.14864470 >>14864455 The guy's stuck in a world that's created by his writer. That's the writing's fault no matter how you try to spin it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:15:57 2016 No.14864471 >>14864455 They're really about the same. Neither have edge just for the sake of it. It's a tool for the story. That guy is just another "They're bee'un mean to muh monsters!" faggots.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:16:22 2016 No.14864472 >>14864437 >but I know it's not everyone's cup of tea Bullshit, everyone loves that kind of stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:17:21 2016 No.14864475 >>14864471 >"They're bee'un mean to muh monsters!" The fuck did you expect in the monstergirl thread, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:17:45 2016 No.14864477 >>14864458 DoIlooklikeawritefag had a pretty good one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:17:51 2016 No.14864479 >>14864464 But how would I know what you'd think is good? Maybe I like the HFY types, maybe I like spineless guys who get raped? Maybe I like the idea of an MC who sneakily manages to avoid being raped and gets to live alone somewhere?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:18:31 2016 No.14864482 >>14864471 >"They're bee'un mean to muh monsters!" What do you think the thread's topic is?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:19:03 2016 No.14864485 >>14864471 >Vengeance >Not edgy Pick one and only one. it's the Akame ga Kill of monster girl stories.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:19:26 2016 No.14864487 >>14864479 Fine. I like guys like Sir Ludwig from whatever the hell Historianon's story was called. Characters like that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:19:29 2016 No.14864488 >>14864471 >Neither have edge just for the sake of it. It's a tool for the story. For laternon's stuff, yes

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:20:23 2016 No.14864490

>>14864471
>That guy is just another "They're bee'un mean to muh monsters!" faggots.
Probably. I personally enjoy the more realistic takes on the setting where not everyone is going to jump for joy at the prospect of Deruella performing a sexual jihad on their city.

But then sometimes I want to read about a guy getting raped to the point where he adores the girl doing it, or a childhood friend winning over the guy.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:20:54 2016 No.14864494

>>14864475
Considering how popular most of those stories are, people are smart enough to recognize the difference between good people and bad people in a story no matter what they are.

Not that old traitor-kun "monsters would do everything better than humans and everyone would be happy" nonsense.

Hell, even KC has to resort to doubletalk and mamano mana to try to make that work.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:21:36 2016 No.14864496 >>14864487 I've never read that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:21:56 2016 No.14864497 >>14864494 >"monsters would do everything better than humans and everyone would be happy" But they would

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:22:06 2016 No.14864498 Would loli holst milk be sold for more, less, or the same amount of milk as their older compatriots?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:22:20 2016 No.14864499 >>14864488 I'd say the opposite, since lantern's isn't a revenge story like deathwish or old boy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:22:53 2016 No.14864502 >>14864494 >"monsters would do everything better than humans and everyone would be happy" They do.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:23:33 2016 No.14864504 >>14864496 Then PLEASE tell me about stories with MCs you like. The worst that could happen is I disagree with you, why are you making this so difficult?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:25:48 2016 No.14864507 >>14864499 I feel that it's more in place, since Victor is actually taking on villains and trying to make the world better. Vengeance is just drumming up the violence to get attention.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:26:06 2016 No.14864509 File: 153 KB, 625x1000, 1429635762205.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I for one welcome our new, cum-guzzling overlords!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:26:31 2016 No.14864510 >>14864494 Anything would be better than humans right now, have you seen the world? We haven't exactly done a very good job.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:27:13 2016 No.14864512

>>14864504
I wasn't. You're the one who expected me to be psychic from the beginning.
But whatever, try anything by Penywise as a start. I admit his stories do nothing for me personally, but in terms of skill his stories are the closest thing we have to being well written. I'd go as far to say he might be better than Captain.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:27:27 2016 No.14864513 >>14864510 We've been improving though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:28:31 2016 No.14864514 >>14864509 Poor liliwurm, she's lost her lust for pies and head pats and replaced it with a lust for the dick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:29:09 2016 No.14864516 >>14864507 >Victor is actually taking on villains and trying to make the world better. This. I swear half the anons bitching about him are just mad that he killed a rapist who happened to be a monstergirl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:29:17 2016 No.14864517 >>14864512 >expected me to be psychic I'M ASKING YOU TO TELL ME YOUR SUBJECTIVE OPINION PLEASE STOP SQUIRMING I'M NOT GOING TO STICK A DRILL IN YOUR ROOT CANAL. >Penywise Read all of it already, boo! Boo to you, you're useless to me!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:29:32 2016 No.14864519 File: 595 KB, 540x300, 'This bird is cooked'.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14863968 It was enjoyable enough... and then the Papi part came.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:29:37 2016 No.14864520 >>14864513 Barely.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:30:34 2016 No.14864524 >>14864520 >Barely Please take your head out of your ass, things are unimaginably better than they were just a few centuries ago.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:31:46 2016 No.14864530 >>14864517 You started off asking for a "good" MC. Most anons were probably wondering what standards you were using to even gauge that, but whatever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:32:01 2016 No.14864532 >>14864519 EMG itself is not the problem, is the fanbase. Hell I like EMG as well but I haven't been able to stand the /a/ threads for a while, and /a/ is my main board.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:33:53 2016 No.14864539 File: 173 KB, 592x700, 1404707946936.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14864530 And here I thought the mere fact that I was asking someone else would clue them in I was asking for their opinion and not mine. I give up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:35:29 2016 No.14864544 >>14864524 Other then Europe getting fucked, puppetmasters trying to take over the entire world, the Middle East is still terrible, and everything else.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:35:34 2016 No.14864545 >>14864140 >"If you want to make enemies, try to change something." Madam M. Jensen is love https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HN8NgsGiijo

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:35:35 2016 No.14864546

>>14864507
>Vengeance is just drumming up the violence to get attention.
But that's wrong. There's exactly two moments that people bitch about in something like a hundred thousand words. Do you even remember how people used to talk about MC going soft and the guy becoming a pussy in the middle?

Feels like most of the whining is from people who were never around from the beginning, who don't even remember it starting in the era of 'you get raped, lose and you can never beat a monster'. I guess that makes sense with so many people not even remembering how prevalent that sort of thing was, but it's like complaining a slasher movie is too gory or something, especially when it's far less edgy than most mainstream revenge stories.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:35:36 2016 No.14864547 >>14864539 You probably should, because you gave no hints whatsoever as to your own tastes to base it off.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:37:32 2016 No.14864553
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>>14864544
So you'd rather go back to living in a time without modern comforts or proper medicine because you're scared of muh jews and mudslimes?
Why do I even bother? I DO want to submit to the Monsters.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:37:44 2016 No.14864555 >>14864545 That she is. The cutest little non-lethal machine to ever walk the streets.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:38:39 2016 No.14864559 >>14864547 >hey I'm asking your opinion on this >give me your opinion first so I can parrot it back at you, thereby wasting both our times This is what just happened.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:40:58 2016 No.14864572 >>14864546 That's what I'm talking about. Those moments feel like YBA was pushing people down that path when they wanted to go softer. But I'm not a Paladin-poster so I'm not the intended audience.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:41:04 2016 No.14864573 >>14864544 Looks like /pol/ is leaking again

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:42:18 2016 No.14864577 >>14864553 I want modern times without any of those people trying to mess it up. Which is why we need monstergirls.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:43:23 2016 No.14864583

>>14864559
>hey I want a story with a good MC
>ok, what kind of MC would you prefer? What is good to you?
>I'M NOT TELLING YOU JUST GUESS
This is what happened.
I'm convinced I'm being trolled now, I'm done with this stupid shit. Perhaps the fact that only I was dumb enough to get roped into this should serve as a lesson to myself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:48:17 2016 No.14864598 I just want to sit a familiar in my lap and play with her ears. Is that so wrong?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:48:44 2016 No.14864599 >>14864598 Yes. It is ungodly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:49:26 2016 No.14864600 >>14864598 I just want to sit on an amazon's lap while she plays with my hair. Is that so wrong?

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:50:23 2016 No.14864603
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>>14864577
>I want everything to be the way it is now but without me being a paranoid schizophrenic
I can understand that.
>>14864598
>>14864600
Why not combine these to make it a threeway?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:51:05 2016 No.14864605 >>14864603 >Why not combine these to make it a threeway? Because I'm not into small girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:51:26 2016 No.14864606 >>14864598 As long as you take responsibility for what you're doing to her, it's ok.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:51:27 2016 No.14864607 >>14864599 Well, I'm going to do it anyways! Maybe she'd be a little monkey familiar with round ears I could nibble. >>14864600 No, that's just as good. >>14864603 You are a madman.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:52:03 2016 No.14864611
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>>14864598
I want a Lich to sit in my lap, subtly grinding herself against me and keeping a complete poker face that makes it impossible to tell if she's doing it on purpose.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:53:54 2016 No.14864621 >>14864606 I would. I wouldn't dare leave a loli hanging. >>14864611 An unintentionally lewd lich would be lovely.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:55:08 2016 No.14864627 >>14864611 I wonder, if I removed my pants, would she still be able to keep her poker face on? Because if she is grinding against me, it can only end one way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:55:25 2016 No.14864630 File: 338 KB, 803x786, 07.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14864598 Those little white tufts do look appealing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:57:10 2016 No.14864635 >>14864621 >I wouldn't dare leave a loli hanging. Ok, but wait until she practically begs for it. You got to make certain she knows who's in charge.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:57:32 2016 No.14864638 >>14864598 I just want a big cat with mad tats that's just a tad too fat sitting on my face

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:57:56 2016 No.14864642 >>14864544 >Puppetmasters trying to take over the world My issue with /pol/ summed up into one neat sentence. Political extremes and tinfoil hats go hand in hand, regardless of the side you're on.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:59:07 2016 No.14864648 I'm going to go to my local Dragon Country Club and leave a solid gold egg for "The Best Dragon Girl in the Land"! Then I'm going to pull out a lawn chair about 80 ft away from the building and watch the fireworks!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:59:25 2016 No.14864650 >>14864630 That they do. An older familiar is just as fine too. >>14864635 That I would. She's getting free hugs though. >>14864638 That's fine too, just be sure to get some air every now and then.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:59:35 2016 No.14864653 >>14864621 >An unintentionally lewd lich would be lovely. It'd be adorable if she noticed that you had a boner because of it and wanted to do research into why it happened.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:00:21 2016 No.14864654 >>14864642 But isn't it obvious that this is the case?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:00:25 2016 No.14864655 File: 473 KB, 1102x1262, 1453928159741.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14864638 Yeah, that would be great.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:02:31 2016 No.14864663 >>14864630 >>14864650 But what if you put your head in her lap and she pets you? How well would that end?

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:03:22 2016 No.14864665

>>14864653
>She notices it and begins teasing it after getting off of you, stroking it with varying speeds and strengths just to see how it reacts.
>Ends up giving you a handjob in the name of science.

>>14864663
I be OK with that.
Thick loli thighs are good cushioning.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:04:32 2016 No.14864668 >>14864654 Shh, they're listening to you through the implants in your teeth.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:05:53 2016 No.14864672

>>14864573
>Anyone mildly disillusioned with the world is /pol/
Regardless it's better to be /pol/ than Tumblr, I know we have a few tumblrfags here who sometimes post stuff from here over there and they're just as bad as the stereotypes says they are

>>14864650
I want the oldest Familiar in the land!

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:07:04 2016 No.14864678

>>14864654
That you're just paranoid as fuck and probably need medication like most of your home board? Yes.

To make this insane conversation relevant, what monstergirl would be the most into politics? My vote is elves because they're always the first to conjure up boring treaties in fantasy novels.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:07:09 2016 No.14864679 >>14864672 What do they say? Tell them to stop touching our stuff.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:08:46 2016 No.14864683

>>14864672
>Oldest familiar in the land
>An elder familiar who was created to serve a high ranking witch in ages past that held sizeable sway over the sabbath.
>Now has grey hair, wears glasses, and is in charge the Sabbath's HR department.
>Still looks like a loli.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:09:19 2016 No.14864685 File: 240 KB, 569x595, It's for you.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Peace?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:10:13 2016 No.14864692 File: 584 KB, 707x1425, 1454958061652.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14864665 Things would probably progress quickly from just being a handjob to every single sex act in the book. A Lich's curiosity knows no bounds.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:10:59 2016 No.14864693 >>14864685 Why does that banana have legs?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:11:38 2016 No.14864696 >>14864685 After what you did? You could at least give me something more then a banana! it's ok, i still forgive you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:11:48 2016 No.14864698 >>14864693 banana for scale

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:12:14 2016 No.14864700

>>14864672
>I know we have a few tumblrfags here who sometimes post stuff from here over there and they're just as bad as the stereotypes says they are
Other way around for most the part, I think at this point the majority of our artists use tumblr as their main site for art hosting. The fags who do repost stuff usually find the stuff on boorus or the wiki rather than here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:12:34 2016 No.14864701 >>14864685 I accept this agreement and will offer you this glass of milk in return.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:13:44 2016 No.14864709 >>14864700 Artist using tumblr =/= Tumblrfag This isn't rocket science

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:14:12 2016 No.14864716 >>14862767 Shortly! I require time to ingest egregious amounts of caffeine! And also there will be a minute of research to ensure it does not actually turn into a pot-djinn story!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:14:21 2016 No.14864717 >>14864685 Thanks mam, I do love me some fruit to eat. Why not come over to enjoy diner with me? You seem nice and I would be happy if I could repay your kind gift with my own, how does that sound?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:14:26 2016 No.14864718 >>14864685 Oh yes, my phone is ringing. Can you hear it ringing? It goes ring-ring-ring-ring-ring, banana phone!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:15:38 2016 No.14864721 >>14864685 I tell her I will only accept an unconditional surrender, and then hit her with a newspaper.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:16:55 2016 No.14864723 >>14864716 Awesome, looking forward to it, cumfaggot!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:17:27 2016 No.14864725 >>14864709 I'm just saying there isn't a tumblr boogieman here or anything of the sort.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:18:25 2016 No.14864727 >>14864721 She's trying to be nice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:19:25 2016 No.14864730 >>14864655 I wanna clap them tiddies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:20:16 2016 No.14864733 >>14864725 But your post does nothing to disprove that. Saying tumblrfags don't post here because drawfags post stuff on tumblr makes no sense. And who cares if people post stuff boorus and wiki, that's all those places are good for, storing stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:21:18 2016 No.14864737 >>14864730 You Americans would clap at anything. Those boobs are certainly worthy of applause though

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:21:34 2016 No.14864738 >>14864727 I don't trust spiders on principle.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:21:34 2016 No.14864739 >>14864730 Yeah, the look nice. Is it weird that I would want them bigger? I'd probably be banned from buying holst milk due to my love of titties.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:22:15 2016 No.14864744 >>14864738 But she even brought you banana! Monkeys like bananas!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:22:16 2016 No.14864745 >>14864737 >You Americans would clap at anything. I wouldn't have it any other way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:22:39 2016 No.14864748 >>14864738 You'll make her cry.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:23:35 2016 No.14864750

>>14864733
That's not what I was saying at all, I was saying that the people who post shit from these threads on tumblr are either the artists or people getting grabbing them after they've been uploaded on boorus/wikis/MGR/reddit etc. Those places are far more tumblr friendly than /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:24:26 2016 No.14864752 >>14864744 See, now she's insulting me. This is why we can't get along.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:25:49 2016 No.14864755 >>14864752 You call her a spider even though she's a person. Shouldn't you realize your own mistakes now?

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:29:45 2016 No.14864768
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>>14864278
>chiropteran
Fair point and I thank you for pointing me to a new term. But, you know, anything withing reason to make sisters feel comfortably closer and your children feel they fit into the world.

>>14864280
>>14864290
>the hell is their mommy?
>vampire echidna
Close, but not quite... The kids tends to be a bit more individually varied with a wife like this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:29:45 2016 No.14864769 >>14864755 I'm sorry, I didn't realize spiders were the ones who invented taxonomy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:31:30 2016 No.14864776 >>14864769 No, that was the Swedish. Yes, Swedish.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:32:34 2016 No.14864782 >>14864776 Darn Swedes, letting all those sand elves come in and rape their men.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:34:24 2016 No.14864787 >>14864776 Exactly. This spider has no business trying to correct me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:38:18 2016 No.14864800 >>14864782 Actually I think they might be onto something >Multiple brown elf waifus for each man

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:41:09 2016 No.14864808 File: 1.64 MB, 1500x2428, 54024137_p1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14864782 Hey, with bodies like these who wants to remove them?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:43:03 2016 No.14864814 >>14864808 The women who don't want to see their men raped.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:44:11 2016 No.14864820 File: 157 KB, 700x781, Madam Jensen Headpat 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14864555 Non-lethal is my fetish, Anon. Headpats galore for our cyber Mantis who kicks ass, takes names and preserves lives.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:46:07 2016 No.14864826 File: 722 KB, 1089x987, 1448948622547-1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14864808 Elves make me angry. And horny.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:47:02 2016 No.14864829 File: 109 KB, 810x618, 1401921268902.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist, and a big abdomen in your face you get SPRUNG.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:47:13 2016 No.14864832 I want to pinch a loli Kikimora's nipples!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:48:14 2016 No.14864834 >>14864829 No I don't.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:49:35 2016 No.14864841 >>14864829 I want to fluff the top of her abdomen and make the underside chitin shine... Ah, so many ways to take care of a monster girl waifu, even more than in real life!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:49:41 2016 No.14864844 >>14864826 You can't fool me, that's a snake!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:52:28 2016 No.14864854 >>14864820 Nice shades.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:59:20 2016 No.14864869 >>14864829 Never trust a moth http://imgur.com/4PsNSie

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 14:01:24 2016 No.14864878 >>14864869 But she's so fluffy!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 14:07:39 2016 No.14864901 File: 42 KB, 488x519, 1455246660616.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14863264 >Chiseled >Toned

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 14:10:18 2016 No.14864909 >>14864692 At that point, the lich wouldn't even be the most eager party.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 14:12:08 2016 No.14864914 >>14864768 >quetzalcoatl Wow, I was worried she would never get mentioned. Personally, I find her to be one of my favorites, why was she forgotten about?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 14:13:28 2016 No.14864919 >>14864012 Weird MGQ roped me in, i played it beacuse of gramberia, obviously the first fights were kinda silly but when Gramberia appeared i stayed for the porn.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 14:14:57 2016 No.14864927 Hello my fellow human boys does anyone want to have a meet up? regards t.human

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 14:16:25 2016 No.14864931 >>14864927 Stop faggot, this isn't a wiki comments section. >inb4 nofunallowed

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 14:17:07 2016 No.14864935

>>14864768
>Quetzacoatl/Kukulkan
>A Dragon
I'm fucking triggered. But then again, given who created the profile I'm not surprised that they fucked up on leaving well enough alone and just having Quetzacoatl being an exception to the lamia rules like Echidna.

Quetzacoatl and Kukulkan were NEVER considered Dragons. They were just literally Aztecs and Mayans having a pissing contest over who had the better wind snake.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 14:21:22 2016 No.14864950 >>14863163 ..Doc? From y^2?

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 14:24:59 2016 No.14864957
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>>14863257
>Sahuagin are super cute
Gaze in amazement at the beauty in blue,
whose love is deep as the sea and all for you.
Before you is your wife and she is your life,
whether enjoying great success or enduring strife.
Relish in the way she temps you towards waters,
wherein you'll love and laugh for a wealth of hours.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 14:26:44 2016 No.14864964 >>14864914 One day she'll be more than a fascinating fan creation! >>14864935 >exception to the Lamia rules Your wording is throwing this easily enchanted mind off. May I ask for further elaboration...?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 14:31:34 2016 No.14864987 >>14864964 The main reason I want it being that a harpy/lamia combo sounds really appealing and also having a monster girl from Central/South america would be refreshing to have occur.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 14:33:34 2016 No.14864997

>>14864964
Echidna at the moment is considered the most powerful Lamia type since she has the physical distinction of being able to give birth to any other monster in MGE, sans Lilim (As far as we know).

In the Mesoamerican Mythos, Kukulkan and Quetzacoatl were both winged snakes, not dragons, not Ryuus, not any other kind of bullshit. This was due to the fact that snakes were essentially a symbol of rebirth and heaven to them. Hence why Quetzacoatl got such a big following. That and unlike Huitzipoctli, Quetzacoatl hated the idea of human sacrifice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 14:34:53 2016 No.14864999 The STICK has returned with a mimic writing! As the reply box is silly, have a pastebin link! http://pastebin.com/GYC9Vnhs Let me know if it's any decent.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 14:35:31 2016 No.14865002 >>14864957 Wish there was more art of them with proportions like this

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 14:37:08 2016 No.14865009 File: 235 KB, 800x648, 7426eaa9d670d43c1542a363b24690f9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14864869 >Never trust a moth Are you saying you wouldn't trust this?

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 14:37:35 2016 No.14865010

>>14864957
That Sahuagin is cute and also it's great to see one that looks all grown up, as I'm not a loli person . I would gladly go swimming with this Sahuagin, then follow up with a session of cuddles and head pats. I also like that teal coloring for as it looks great, would she enjoy an afternoon of swimming with me?

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 14:39:16 2016 No.14865017

>>14864987
>harpy/lamia
See, they strike me more as that. I definitely agree with >>14864935 on the dragon classification being an odd one.

>>14864997
Sounds divine. Hmm, with all the information you've given me I could imagine the official MGE one possibly being a unique Echidna ruling over yet another unique region (sorry if that's trigger worthy), or just being a ruling class species over a unique region in the MGE world that's modeled after Mesoamerica's geography and mythos..

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 14:39:27 2016 No.14865019 >>14864999 The writing feels jittery. I know you're trying to make it sound like a snarky narrator is reading it to "you", but you're laying it on kind of thick. Keep trying, C-F.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 14:40:12 2016 No.14865021 >>14864999 It was alright, cumfaggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 14:41:46 2016 No.14865031 >>14865002 Agreed, as personally I don't like loli and it's the only thing holding back the Sahuagin from me liking them.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 14:43:45 2016 No.14865044
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>>14864987
>Central/South American girls
>Kukulkan summoning tornadoes and other wind storms in a tsundere fit
>Ah-Muzen-Cab turning everything into BEEEEES
>Hun Batz going death metal howler monkey goddess to try and woo you
>Huitzipoctli-chan knocking on your door at night with an Alp she's strangulated in one giant, green fist, telling you she's going to wear your Conquistor ass out before the crowing of the cock in the morning
>Chicomecoatl being a Maize Dryad that gives you MORE CORN
All I wanted was some fucking tortillas

>>14865017
>Quetzacoatl having a religion being triggering
He's quite literally what inspired Jew Workshop's Sotek from Warhammer, the Chief God of the Lizardmen.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 14:43:55 2016 No.14865045

>>14865002
Varying proportions in MGE artwork is always a welcome thing.

>>14865010
>looks grown up
But would you really have turned her down if she had loli-like proportions? I mean... there are more than a few small, but mature women out there.

As for an afternoon out by the waters, well, that was the initial idea!

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 14:44:22 2016 No.14865047

>>14864999
It suffers from the usual new writefag problem of having an overly cocky protag/narrator who seems almost annoyed that he has to deal with the faggot in the story.
Also retarded actions and thought processes on the MC's part. A keyhole the size of my dick? I'm so doing that!
Keep trying, they're the kind of mistakes many writefags do on their first attempt, and I've seen much worse out there cumfaggot.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 14:46:00 2016 No.14865057

>>14865019
>>14865021
>>14865047

Excellent! Scathing critique is what every proper author lives on! Even lackluster ones such as this STICK!

The writing may fear it a bit, of course. It'll get the lash soon enough. Not too soon, mind, caffeine is not nearly taking effect in a reasonable time-frame.

But fear not! The STICK shall stick around, and the sticky situation cleared up in time!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 14:47:30 2016 No.14865064 >>14865044 >having a religion being triggering Oh, no. I meant the idea of the Quetzacoatl in MGE being a unique Echidna, rather than a distinct species.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 14:48:15 2016 No.14865073 >>14865057 >Scathing That's a joke, right? Given how you type, though, the whole Cumfaggot name really fits you. It's grating.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 14:49:48 2016 No.14865081 >>14865064 The Queen of Hearts is a unique Lilim so whatever. I'm just mad at a wind snake being called a dragon because fucking Hi-Rez.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 14:51:26 2016 No.14865090 File: 200 KB, 495x600, Sailor Sahuagin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14863257 >>14863260 Sailor Sahuagin are cute! CUTE!

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 14:51:30 2016 No.14865092

>>14865073
Hey, I actually tried to give cumfaggot some real advice and criticism there. There's not much to say about a short greentext, other than fuck you, learn to prose.
That other new writefag last week made a slightly shittier first attempt in my opinion (but gets bonus points for not being called cumfaggot), so at least this guy has a slight advantage in that he's not completely terrible.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 14:54:26 2016 No.14865101 >>14865073 Yes. Yes, it is a joke. Please note the reference to caffeine. Sleep is not something that comes well, and inspires rather ill-advised thought patterns.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 14:54:47 2016 No.14865104

>>14865045
Here is the thing, as long as she wasn't an actual loli but just had small proportions compared to a normal women, then no I wouldn't turn her down. The afternoon out by the waters will be fun and I hope she enjoys my company. After swimming, would she like to come over to my house for a delicious dinner and just hang out with me, after all swimming can make your stomach rumble like crazy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:01:20 2016 No.14865128 File: 326 KB, 640x675, 20140813021513-mimicconcept.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i like my monstergirl with sharp teeath and swirly eyes and very cuddly what about you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:03:16 2016 No.14865134 >>14865128 Cuddly, big tits, eight foot tall and capable of tearing apart a building with her bare hands if necessary. She would be terrifying as a yandere.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:05:28 2016 No.14865146 >>14865128 I like monster girls that are cuddly, friendly, and over all just good people to be around. I also like monster girls who affectionate and care about their lover for more than a piece of meat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:05:31 2016 No.14865148 >>14865128 TFW your favorite Monster Girl doesn't have those

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:07:02 2016 No.14865150 File: 298 KB, 1464x900, 1454335991031.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14865128

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:07:58 2016 No.14865154 >>14865128 >Cuddly Yes. >Swiry eyes Yes. >Sharp teeth No. The best way to lacerate her tongue, and your tongue and lips when you kiss, and your dick if she ever does go down on you. Its appeal is blind to the practical drawbacks of such a thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:08:13 2016 No.14865155 File: 263 KB, 1456x916, 0f566f4721.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14865128 I like mine as nice onee-sans that are cuddly and come in chocolate But yours is great taste too

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:16:40 2016 No.14865185

>it's your first year at MGCU
>and because of a deal gone wrong with a Tanuki, you're out of a roommate and apartment
>at least you're going to be the best man at Jason's wedding
>it's the little things you guess
as you walk into the cafeteria to grab some Dr. Pepper and Lil Debbie Paladin snack cakes
>say what you want about the order, but they have the snack cake industry cornered
>when you grab your unhealthy snacks you look at a board with openings for roommates
>you see three choices that stand out
>a beautiful hand drawn picture of a succubus hugging a giant blob with a question mark in the middle
>it says her name is Sylvana and she wants a roommate (emphasis on 'mate')
>the next one is a professional looking ad with a cute looking Anubis at the top
>it says her name is Callie and she too needs a roommate
>the last one is a picture done by what looks like a 5th grader of a Wurm playing with some dogs
>her name is Sally and she goes on to list what she likes, dislikes, her favorite foods and movies (spoiler alert: it's all of them!)
>everything but her address
>goddammit

What do you choose?
This IS NOT a CYOA. I just want you guys to pick which route I should start first. I have three in place, maybe more, I don't know, I want to do this and see where it goes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:20:38 2016 No.14865201 >>14865185 >the next one is a professional looking ad with a cute looking Anubis at the top Can't say no to schedule dog.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:22:12 2016 No.14865208 >>14865185 Go for the Anubis, the Succubus is probably a lazy ass and i guess you will have to babysit the Wurm a LOT. Anubis is the only choice if you want a decent roommate and a decent living space.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:22:45 2016 No.14865212 >>14865185 They all seem nice. Wurm or anubis first, I'd say.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:23:03 2016 No.14865213 File: 1.04 MB, 1500x2576, 1456875907233.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here have a thing. Don't ask why it's a tanuki dressed as a certain princess.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:23:16 2016 No.14865214 >>14865185 I'll go for the Mystery Box Mystery box has never failed me

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:23:39 2016 No.14865217 >>14865154 thats the whole appeal anon! its the fear that gets the blood pumping

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:24:23 2016 No.14865221 >>14865213 What series is that Tanuki from again?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:24:29 2016 No.14865222 >>14865213 Don't understand the reference though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:26:06 2016 No.14865226 >>14865213 >be concubine for a gang lord >be forced to watch your friends and husband become husbands for an immobile sandworm for 1000 years

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:26:08 2016 No.14865227 >>14865185 The succubutt, she's obviously brittish that's why she emphasized mate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:26:45 2016 No.14865228 >>14865213 Forgot to add: If someone wants to color it, go for it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:26:48 2016 No.14865229 >>14865222 Are you retarded or do you hate life itself?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:26:58 2016 No.14865230 File: 336 KB, 555x706, 69.0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Anon... What are you doing?"

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:27:52 2016 No.14865233 >>14865213 we need more MG's in slave Leia bikinis

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:28:39 2016 No.14865236 >>14865230 Gonna go take a nice nap soon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:28:49 2016 No.14865238 >>14865230 Getting ready to make dinner, it's chili tonight.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:29:04 2016 No.14865239 >>14865230 >chibi wock About time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:29:40 2016 No.14865241 >>14865185 30 minutes to continue voting, after that, the polls are closed

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:30:41 2016 No.14865246 >>14865230 Why do you only have one foot? Are you a pokemon that I have to train?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:31:38 2016 No.14865250 >>14865246 Her other foot is behind her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:33:11 2016 No.14865253 >>14865230 >no stupid brooch in her neck I can finally rest in peace

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:34:22 2016 No.14865262 >>14865185 wurm is probably gonna get up to the most shenanigans so let's go with her

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:34:34 2016 No.14865263 >>14865229 Call me retard or something, but i truly am ignorant of what princess that should be.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:35:30 2016 No.14865266 File: 475 KB, 1000x877, 20.2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14865239 I've also got this Chibi Wock I also have a huge batch of Wock chibis getting made, but no idea when/if those will get finished

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:35:59 2016 No.14865269 >>14865263 Princess Leia Organa Solo

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:36:59 2016 No.14865273 >>14865266 >I've also got this Chibi Wock Cant believe I forgot about the Jabberboss. >I also have a huge batch of Wock chibis getting made Oh baby.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:37:49 2016 No.14865279 >>14865269 Am i the only Anon in here who never watched any of the star wars movies?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:41:11 2016 No.14865291 >>14864935 I lost the original .psd or I'd fix it for you Anon. At the time the Dragon sub-type made sense given that Quetz was a counterpart to Ryus in my mind.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:43:59 2016 No.14865302 Anubis is nice but Wurm is gonna be more fun.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:44:04 2016 No.14865303 >>14865279 Fix that. NOW.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:45:01 2016 No.14865305 >>14865302 woops >>14865185

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:45:14 2016 No.14865307 >>14865279 They're really overrated, it's not worth it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:45:45 2016 No.14865310 >>14865279 Maybe. Sometimes I feel I'm the only one who generally thinks they're a bit crap. They're a bit better than Star Trek but not by much.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:46:48 2016 No.14865314 >>14865185 >a beautiful hand drawn picture of a succubus hugging a giant blob with a question mark in the middle that one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:47:44 2016 No.14865318 >>14865279 Naw, you can take solace knowing someone else hasn't watched them either.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:48:05 2016 No.14865320 >>14865291 >He listens to knob and cocks

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:48:54 2016 No.14865323 >>14865279 I watched all of them for the first time just a few months ago.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:49:18 2016 No.14865325 File: 337 KB, 600x803, 02131210124.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14865266 >Monster girls in suits You've gotta' love an MG that means business (take that as you will)!

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:52:33 2016 No.14865334
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>>14865325
>Middle-aged MGs in suits
>Fitting their legs into species specialized panty hose
>That form fitting skirt giving you just the right impression of how much cushion for the pushin' she has
>The sweat rolling down her cleavage and brow when the A/C is on the fritz
Women in suits in general are sexy, but monsters in suits is just unfair Anon. But we all know the Apex Manticore is Balalaika monsterized into one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:52:36 2016 No.14865335 File: 1.93 MB, 1000x1500, 1442985345772.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14865185 Gimmie that schedule dog

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:54:00 2016 No.14865344 >>14865335 It still triggers me to this day that she has no ! marks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:55:07 2016 No.14865352 >>14865344 She hasn't noticed you yet

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:55:15 2016 No.14865353 >>14864016 But you put out foul odors all the time! Thanks doc

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:55:43 2016 No.14865354 5 minutes to go on the voting and the votes are: >Wurm - 4 >Anubis - 4 >Succubus - 2 There's still time to change things.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:55:50 2016 No.14865356 >>14865185 Live with mommy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:56:34 2016 No.14865358 >>14865185 Wurm

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:56:40 2016 No.14865360 >>14865354 Put my vote to Succubus!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:57:24 2016 No.14865365 File: 804 KB, 992x1403, Wurm bank.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14865212 >>14865262 >>14865302 >Brothers! I quadruple this. My wish is for the Wurm.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:59:27 2016 No.14865374 >>14865185 Anubutt a best!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:59:56 2016 No.14865378 File: 461 KB, 588x1000, 145378544534534.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to spy on my Christmas Cake Dragon neighbor while she sunbathes topless!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 16:00:26 2016 No.14865380 >>14865354 Time to make friends with a dirt snake.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 16:00:49 2016 No.14865383

>>14865128
>Come home from work/school/whatever
>Mimic waifu likes to surprise you every time you come home
>Bounces out of the closet one day
>Comes out of the flower vase the next
>Every day is some place new and unexpected
>She still remains just as cheerful to see you

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 16:02:01 2016 No.14865390 >>14865378 Isn't that Stacy's mom?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 16:02:28 2016 No.14865392 >>14865378 Anon was never seen again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 16:02:44 2016 No.14865393 >>14865354 More succubutt, more succubutt!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 16:03:39 2016 No.14865397 >>14865390 Fuck you I just remembered that Fred Perry animation still exists.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 16:03:42 2016 No.14865398 >>14865354 You said you were going to get around to all of them at some point, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 16:04:24 2016 No.14865400 >>14865390 Well she's certainly got it going on, just look at those hips.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 16:07:27 2016 No.14865412 >>14865398 Yeah but I just wanted you all to feel important, because no matter what you guys are all important to me.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 16:11:18 2016 No.14865430

>>14865400
>MILF Dragon who teases you with topless shots and sunbathing
>Getting her daughter flustered when she sees the hormone storm your teenage body is going through
'Ara ara~ All boys are like that, swollen heads and quick to shoot off~ Maybe I should ease him into the coupling process so you can be with your BE-LOV-ED.'

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 16:16:17 2016 No.14865445

>>14865430
>All the neighborhood's teenage boys peering over the top of the fence, to try and catch a glimpse of Stacy's mom's huge Dragon jugs.
>Whenever Stacy's mom puts out notice that she's looking for someone to mow her lawn they all line up and fight each other for the chance.
>Stacy tries to flirt with the boys, but they're all set on trying to get with her mom.

Poor Stacy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 16:17:10 2016 No.14865447 >>14865430 >>14865445 This is why MILFs a shit.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 16:18:53 2016 No.14865450

>>14865334
Just imagine the way that they...
-perform beautiful hand acrobatics to put on chokers over horns, living hair, and fluffy ears all before letting it cling to them with a -snap!- because a little sting like that is nothing to them
-nestle jewelry in their fur and feathers, or secure it it between scales to keep it from flailing about as they move
-flap their wings powerfully, floating their clothing upwards before falling gracefully onto their forms as they dress

Wanna watch that anime
Gonna watch that anime
...one day

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 16:19:58 2016 No.14865456 >>14865447 I dunno man. If I saw a Dragon MILF bending over in jean shorts she picked out to tease her daughter with a puffy vulva I'd be wanting to catch a shot of that coojini too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 16:20:54 2016 No.14865462 >>14865354 I'll vote the succubus, succubus have the potential to love and I am willing to give her a chance.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 16:21:53 2016 No.14865464 File: 1.20 MB, 2376x1504, 1450509954154.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14865456 >RP This is why the people that like MILFs a shit. Cakes are superior.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 16:22:57 2016 No.14865472 >>14865464 How would you handle the Apex Christmas Cake Dragon, Tiamat?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 16:23:00 2016 No.14865473 File: 1.78 MB, 330x197, Big Boss too good.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14865352 Did you just...?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 16:23:15 2016 No.14865474 >>14865447 Stacy no one likes whiny washboards

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 16:25:23 2016 No.14865480 >>14865472 Isn't she tsunmayadere for her onii-chan Bahamut?

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 16:25:54 2016 No.14865482

>>14865185
Wurm wins! So here's her route and thank you all for voting!

>you pick up the Wurms flier and you go to ask about where this girl lives
>until the doors to the cafeteria burst open with a Wurm holding a stack of fliers
>she slithers up to you and grabs the flier from your hand and politely thanks you for handing it to her
>and then she staples another flier to the board
>it's just the same flier
>but at the bottom it has her address
>when you then rip the flier off the board in front of her she just stares at you
>"Why did you do that?!? I spent a lot of time on those fliers!"
>you calmly tell her that she doesn't need to put them up anymore
>"Yes I do! I don't have a roommate and the semester is about to start!"
>you pinch the bridge of your nose and tell that you want to be her roommate
>she then throws all the papers she was holding in the air and crushes you in a hug that almost suffocates you in her bust
>oh well you don't mind going out like this
>as you're let out of marshmallow hell you're then pulled away by the giant dragon-snake out of the cafeteria and into the parking lot, she asks your name and after that just keeps asking questions about your favorite movies, games, food, and if you like dogs or not
>you think you're about to get in a car when she leads you to a hole on the other side of the parking lot
>"Don't worry Anon! This is our secret hole to our backyard! I dug it myself!"
>as you watch her talking about it you can see stars in her eyes
>as you follow her you can't help but think of how many 'Wurm Hole' jokes you can make from this
>it's pretty far from campus, but when you get to the end you're greeted to a nice backyard and a two story house in the suburbs

more to come after I get home from work

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 16:30:25 2016 No.14865498 >>14865480 Absolutely. Life's hard when you have five heads all bitching about how Onii-chan won't notice you and gets his own video game and lagoon

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 16:31:53 2016 No.14865505 >>14865482 >Wurm wins! Aww man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 16:32:31 2016 No.14865508 >>14865464 That wasn't RP, anon. That was just an anon responding to how he would react to a hypothetical situation, which is sort of what the entire purpose of these threads are.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 16:33:22 2016 No.14865512 >>14865445 >chance to fight other boys, lawn and a MILF Dragon My body is ready

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 16:33:34 2016 No.14865515 File: 1.30 MB, 915x1000, Sproink.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wonderland Centaur soon fellow STALKERs!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 16:34:31 2016 No.14865520 >>14865515 SOPPING

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 16:34:33 2016 No.14865521 >>14865344 There's a fixed version where she has them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 16:35:39 2016 No.14865526 >>14865512 >"Ara ara~ It sure is chilly this morning!~" "Here Ms. Dragon! Take my jacket!" "Get lost Tim! Here Stacy's Mom, take my coat, I don't need it!" "Take my gloves, I don't need them! It's not that cold!" >"My my~"

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 16:36:58 2016 No.14865533 File: 296 KB, 1600x894, 1345678453453.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14865515 Bandersnatch Girl when?!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 16:37:01 2016 No.14865535 File: 404 KB, 1159x778, 1436122195177.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14865482 Adorable, voted for Anubis but living with a Wurm doesn't seem so bad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 16:39:30 2016 No.14865542 >>14865526 >>14865512 I'd rather go after Stacy's older sister instead. Less competition.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 16:39:31 2016 No.14865543 File: 681 KB, 998x1137, The best is yet to come.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14865482 >Wurm wins! >more to come after I get home I wish you the best of success! And thank you, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 16:41:22 2016 No.14865554 >>14865542 That's because she's a NEET, no one wants her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 16:43:01 2016 No.14865558 >>14865344 >! marks >>14865521 Here: http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2136248

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 16:43:01 2016 No.14865559 File: 432 KB, 1000x921, 1456893813066.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14865474 >no one likes whiny washboards Yeah, they should be lewd instead of whiny.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 16:44:51 2016 No.14865564 >>14865554 Still got a better body than Stacy, also a less annoying personality.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 16:46:37 2016 No.14865570 >>14865526 I would rather heat her up with my fighting spirit than clothes. Maybe then she'll fight back, instead of sitting there doing sexy poses.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 16:46:38 2016 No.14865569 >>14865559 Oh yes. That's the stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 16:47:42 2016 No.14865579 >>14865535 Who drew this lovely scene?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 16:48:15 2016 No.14865580 >>14865570 She's an old-fashioned woman Anon, you need to show up at her house dressed as a knight in full plate, vowing to 'slay the mighty dragon'.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 16:48:28 2016 No.14865582

>>14865365
Chaika memes aside, I really do love this picture.

Barb's method of lighting, shading and texture work (which I believe he's taking inspiration from a certain MtG artist for) all come together really well here. It's solid. Combine that with the fact that the wurm's entire body is in clear view, and the way she's holding the tail really gives it weight, and it does something which I don't think any other wurm picture does:

It makes her look dangerous. You really get the feel that she could just whip that tail into the rock wall behind her, and carve out a slice of it like the whole thing is made out of sand. Her draconic parts really do display a lot of substance and strength.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 16:49:10 2016 No.14865583 File: 322 KB, 800x600, 1453068726697.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14865559 I like this artist.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 16:49:41 2016 No.14865586 File: 67 KB, 640x480, 1453735968801.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14865515 >>14865533 >Nobody wants Caterpillar

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 16:50:07 2016 No.14865588

>>14865564
Nah man

Stacy's Mom has the perfect body. Wide hips, massive breasts, truly the definiton of voluptuous.

Stacy's Older Sister is on the chubby side of the spectrum, a lot of extra flab. Sure, she's nice and laid backand supposedly has a pretty big hoard but I doubt anyone here wants to go after her and get smoothered in Dragon meat.

Stacy herself, she's the exact opposite. She's a lot more wound up and full of herself. While her whole family is haughty on account of being Dragons, Stacy is almost kinda bitchy. Of course, some boys are into that. And I'm sure once you began dating her her rough exterior would melt to a much more likeable one. The problem with her though is she's got no breasts. Skinny, flat, sad.

Gotta go for Stacy's Mom man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 16:50:13 2016 No.14865589 >>14865564 I'll take Stacy out on a date, at least one so I can get to know her and possibly cheer her up after being rejected so much. I'll give her a chance to date me since no one else will.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 16:50:52 2016 No.14865591 >>14865520 WET

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 16:51:03 2016 No.14865593 >>14865579 Latenight Lawyer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 16:52:08 2016 No.14865596 >>14865591 Towel.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 16:52:37 2016 No.14865598 File: 184 KB, 655x860, KukuruFull.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14864768 >Not even posting best Quetzal

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 16:52:51 2016 No.14865601 >>14865583 3 Hellpups with more on the way, oh boy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 16:53:40 2016 No.14865605 >>14865588 Then I'll gladly take Stacy's older sister, as having a laid back chubby dragon girl appeals to me greatly. Does she enjoy cuddling and receiving head pats?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 16:58:37 2016 No.14865620 >>14865583 I'm suddenly reminded of Hotel Transyvlania, with the Wolfman's perpetually pregnant wife and hundreds of children.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 16:59:35 2016 No.14865623 >>14865588 Well shit you're right. Stacy's Mom is where it's at. But still, I'd be unwilling to put up with so much competition, so I'd just stay out of it and invest my efforts elsewhere.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:00:13 2016 No.14865625 >>14865620 Oh god, I don't want to end up like that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53_MWOk5zno

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:02:16 2016 No.14865631

>>14865605
Well, I mean I guess she does, though she'd have an older sister complex and want to give you headpats. Still, please reconsider. Do you really want to spend entire days in her dark room, with lots of weird NEET things in it, while she cuddles you? She'll smother you in her soft dragon blubber and her large dragon breasts you know!

>>14865623
Maybe you could go for Stacy's cousin, a classy schoolgirl Ryu from the East? Or Stacy's weird Aunt, a Jabberwock who likes to hit on young boys and feel them up?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:02:26 2016 No.14865632 >>14865625 The worst part was HE KNOCKED HER UP FUCKING AGAIN in the second movie and has literally over fifty kids to call to his whistle, if not a hundred. When you mate with wolves or canids, Anon, you mate for the hundreds.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:03:07 2016 No.14865640 >>14865580 So be it! After I defeat the army os the neighborhood's boys and traverse the deep dark forest that is her lawn I shall battle to death against the mighty and powerful Stacy's mom. I wonder what she holds in her hoard

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:03:43 2016 No.14865643 >>14865625 Mediocre father. Falling asleep under a veritable blanket of wolfgirl daughters would be the comfiest thing imaginable. You've just got to tire them out during the day so they get to bed tired.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:04:37 2016 No.14865649 >>14865643 I'm sorry but I do not think that is how children function

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:07:13 2016 No.14865659 >>14865643 >Falling asleep under a blanket of Hellpup daughterus >By the end of the year you're permanently bronze skinned

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:07:37 2016 No.14865662 >>14865632 ONE HUNDRED HELLPUPS! Wild handfuls of energy when they're kids. Rebellious Delinquents when they're teenagers. And when they're adults they'll be raising MORE hellpups. You'll be the grandfather for thousands of them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:07:50 2016 No.14865665 Which monster girl would likely bleach her asshole?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:07:54 2016 No.14865666 >>14865498 Makes you wonder when onii-chan became onee-chan and got all the good looking men too.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:07:56 2016 No.14865668

>>14865631
Sounds good to me, regardless of where the head pats go to I'll be a happy dude either way. Also yes, cuddling a soft, older dragon girl with NEET things around sounds blissful to and she would be so happy to have a guy who loves her. Her soft body, large breast, and love of cuddles make me want her more, why would I reconsider it. I think she's a cutie and I'd like to know if I could be her boyfriend?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:08:09 2016 No.14865669 >>14865598 I'd considered her, but I needed something that backed the idea of where the children in the linked posts came from.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:08:14 2016 No.14865670 >>14865662 thats the dream

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:08:17 2016 No.14865671 File: 141 KB, 442x612, 1448465475579.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14865643 >Children >Tire They never stop.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:09:19 2016 No.14865679 >>14865631 >Stacy's cousin, a classy schoolgirl Ryu from the East I bet she'd be fun to tease.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:10:03 2016 No.14865683 >>14865593 I- I can find no trace of the artist's gallery.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:11:04 2016 No.14865690 >>14865582 Well said, friend.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:11:34 2016 No.14865696 >>14865683 Yeah, he doesn't have one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:11:52 2016 No.14865697 >>14865668 Big, soft dragons are olev

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:12:49 2016 No.14865703 >>14865666 Well part of the problem with Tiamat/Chromatic Dragon is there's no way to do multiple heads without it being retarded in writing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:13:13 2016 No.14865706 File: 570 KB, 1947x1947, 1435677036791.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14865683 http://imgur.com/a/xL3SH .To this day, I often wonder what attracted him to this irreputable hive of scum and villainy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:15:49 2016 No.14865714 >>14865697 Indeed they are, fellow sir of finest taste.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:15:54 2016 No.14865715 File: 238 KB, 693x800, Thing.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14865703 Not really? You'd just have extra heads facing different directions. The real shame is the fact that you can't kiss them all at once.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:16:17 2016 No.14865717 I want a Lilim to lift me up 5 miles into the air above the city and have her way with me!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:20:16 2016 No.14865726 File: 363 KB, 1037x1100, 1439381686396.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Soldier beetle and Mantis have a staring contest, who wins?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:20:46 2016 No.14865728 >>14865717 >Mam! You are having intercourse in a no bone zone. >Please land now or we will blue ovarie you

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:21:11 2016 No.14865732 >>14865726 Lich

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:21:18 2016 No.14865733 >>14865717 >a Lilim Anon. Why? Why just five?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:22:06 2016 No.14865736 File: 214 KB, 800x503, Jiiiiii~ 101.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14865726 Mantis take special staring courses.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:22:40 2016 No.14865739 >>14865728 >Applying airspace laws to Lilim >turned into ahegaoing mess

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:23:18 2016 No.14865742 >>14865715 >Five headed Dragon feasible Senpai that's worse than fucking Crabman anatomy. I had the idea of glass-like scales that refract light so she could have all the chromatic elements but that'd get people who're more /tg/ to bitch at me

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:24:52 2016 No.14865749 >>14865726 >five seconds in >ten seconds in >battle bro bond now formed >they win every battle ever together

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:25:28 2016 No.14865751 >>14865742 That thing has three heads. Two more at the back would work. She'd just have to be a deity that never sleeps or lies down, only sits and meditates and dispenses wisdom. Or her faces take turns getting suffocated in pillows and shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:25:43 2016 No.14865752 >>14865736 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXNj2BobjJ4

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:25:56 2016 No.14865754 >>14865717 We need more content about lilims violating the laws of physics while they violate their husbands.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:28:45 2016 No.14865766 >>14865754 Is... flying in place really violating the laws of physics?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:29:49 2016 No.14865771 >>14865766 If you're using magic to do it, then it's violating our laws of physics.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:30:04 2016 No.14865774 >>14865717 So now on top of pigeons shitting all over I have to watch out for bodily fluids raining down, great.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:30:24 2016 No.14865775 >>14865736 >Teacher in lawyer-chan's world with his HUEG girls Got it must be terrifying. I can just feel the wall of intimidation radiating from these silent kuuderes. What if they start posing at me?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:31:59 2016 No.14865785 >>14865775 As long as Awaken doesn't start playing in the background, he should be fine. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:32:40 2016 No.14865789 >>14865775 >A trio of Mantises will never Jojo pose at you with completely blank expressions

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:33:39 2016 No.14865791 >>14865785 >The sleeping amazon delinquents in the back of the class suddenly wake up and start posing Oh god, make it stop. The curves... the muscles. It's inhuman!

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:35:40 2016 No.14865797

>>14865706
T- thank you, Anon. Bless your heart (and this art) for helping me out!

>I often wonder what attracted him to this irreputable hive of scum and villainy
He knows there is good in us. 4chan hasn't driven it from us fully. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3WbbOknpIw

And Latenight Lawyer, if you see this, thank you for your wonderful selection!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:37:35 2016 No.14865804 >>14865771 Oh, so we're going with that method. All right. I was just imagining how visceral it would be... watching her body display the strength necessary to keep us upheld and making love mid-air.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:37:39 2016 No.14865805 >>14865733 Fine, 100km. Actually make it 100km above the surface of the sun. >>14865739 I want to stop a Lilim breaking the law and telling her she's coming with me downtown!

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:42:08 2016 No.14865821

>>14865805
>100km above the sun
Okay, at the point you'd definitely need magic to keep you breath- oh my goodness. Can you just imagine how awe-inspiring she'd look, her eyes, her wings, the sheen coming off her horns, when lit directly by sunlight...? She'd look fearsome, yet everything that she's doing to you would inspire anything but fear.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:43:09 2016 No.14865825 >>14865805 It's YOU who will be going downtown, Anon. If you know what I mean.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:44:10 2016 No.14865828

>>14865805
>"Downtown? You mean you want me to give you a blowjob in public? Officer anon, you're so bold"
>"Afraid not miss, I'm taking you in"
>"You're taking me home? Well why didn't you say so in the first place!"
I want a dense Lilim who thinks everything is lewd.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:45:06 2016 No.14865834 File: 678 KB, 1157x877, 1452049892621.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14865706 >>14865797 As a fan of Kejourou I'm especially happy with all the artwork he's made. It's pretty amazing just how much stuff he's made.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:45:27 2016 No.14865836 I want to intentionally let a Tanuki bankrupt me and then force her to take responsibility by giving me the greatest fortune of all, a family.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:46:25 2016 No.14865844 >>14865836 Goldigger. Slut.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:46:28 2016 No.14865846 >>14865751 Senpai you don't seem to understand the believeability of smut.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:48:10 2016 No.14865850 >>14865846 Cowgirl with her on top, reverse or otherwise she'd be able to bend forward/backward to kiss you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:52:44 2016 No.14865860 File: 831 KB, 557x568, DanceMaster.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to help a Sandworm fufill her dream and become a popstar!

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:53:19 2016 No.14865865

>>14865482
>as you enter the backdoor to check out your new place you're greeted by loud barking at different pitches
>Sally then introduces you to her dogs; an all white Husky named Chewie, an older looking Basset Hound named Ham, and a young and very hyper Pug named Franklin
>you're pleased to see that they all like you and won't attack you instantly
>as your led through your new place you realize how neat everything is considering a Wurm's been living here
>she then shows you your room upstairs and lets you get settled in
>you then call your parents to give them an address to send your things
>as you get off the phone you hear your roommate shriek downstairs and a fire alarm go off
>you find the Wurm in the kitchen trying to cook beef tips and rice
>but all she could do was burn both the meat and rice
>"It's okay", you tell her, you can help her clean up and you two can get pizza
>she perks up at the prospect of pizza and excitingly agrees to clean up
>after cleaning up and getting the dogs fed you two decide to walk to the place just a couple of blocks down the road
>it's a surprisingly nice day too for it being Autumn too
>as you get to the pizzeria you're greeted by three dragons and a young man at the cash register
>all three dragons turn to Sally and greet her affectionately and congratulate her on finding a boyfriend
>to which both of you blush and play it off
>before you can say anything however the eldest dragon tells you two that "everything's on the house tonight since Sally brought her first boyfriend here!"
>you look over at Sally and she's beet red in the face and stammering with her words
>that's when you grab her hand and calmly proclaim "Yes, I'm Sally's boyfriend and this is our first date! Now if you can please show us to a booth that would be great."
>the youngest dragon hurries you two to a booth in the back and gets your drink orders
>you get a whiskey and coke and Sally gets a Mountain Dew
>the two of you have a pleasant night out filled with free drinks and free pizza
>you find out Sally is getting her PhD in Physics
>and that she is being looked at by six different companies who want to give her a job after school
>wow, you can't believe she's this smart especially when she starts going into her favorite scientists and theories
>as you two leave and go home Sally asks you out of the blue "Did you mean what you said back there? That you're my boyfriend? BecauseI'veneverhadonebeforeandmostguysdon'twanttodateastupidnonflyingdragonand-"
>you cut her off and tell her that you're not entirely sure that you are since you just met today and that she's is definitely not stupid
>but you tell her to give it more time and you two may be something more than just roommates
>you're then pulled into marshmallow hell once more as she hugs you on the front porch
>"Well Anon, I had a lot of fun tonight but I think I should get some sleep."
>you tell that you two are tired from today's adventure and want to get some sleep
>you then feel a strong feeling on your face
>Sally is kissing you
>pretty passionately too
>she then breaks the kiss and wishes you a good night as she slithers into the house and shuts the door
>and you're on the front porch wondering if she forgot that you're supposed to be living there now
>you hear her lock the door
>yup, she forgot
>you start knocking on the door when Sally opens up
>"Oh! You're still here? Why haven't you gone home?"
>you pinch the bridge of your nose
>this is going to be a long school year

More to come with Sally and her shenanigans.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:53:52 2016 No.14865868 >>14865828 So you want a March Hare minded Lilim

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:53:57 2016 No.14865869

>>14865805
>>14865821
>100km above the surface of the sun.

>A lilim will never teleport you away into space, to a place where the Sun shines bright and larger in your sight than you could possibly conceive
>No spaceships, or glass boundaries
>Just you and her, floating in an invisible, undetectable bubble of protective magic
>Both of your bodies glow with a light that looks downright holy, a relative stone's throw from the surface of the mind-bogglingly titanic star
>Every drop of sweat shed as you make love in the middle of the infinite blackness shines like a diamond in candlelight
>You and her exist quite literally in your own private world
>No up, no down, not even gravity to worry about
>Just you and her, lit and observed by a backdrop of every star in the observable universe

Sounds fun.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:55:16 2016 No.14865873 File: 44 KB, 275x246, Smirk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14864854 >Nice shades "I never asked for this..." The corners of her lips curl ever so slightly "But... I will graciously accept your compliment, Anon."

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:58:13 2016 No.14865884

>>14863872
>Wouldn't take very long to make it either.

That's what I thought but it turns out that it's more tricky. Any MG introduced in 2014 on seems easy enough to find the date for but anyone introduced before that seems more difficult to pin point.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:59:11 2016 No.14865887 >>14865860 Simple... but effective I won't lie. That brought a smile to my face. Which reminds me I've still gotta' edit that Mantis gif

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:59:42 2016 No.14865889 So does a kuudere feel nothing, or is she just incapable of showing what shes feeling?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:01:05 2016 No.14865892 >>14865865 I knew Wurm was the right choice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:03:53 2016 No.14865901 File: 100 KB, 620x877, 1419813388047.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14865865 See, this is the good kind of Wurm. A little silly and extremely loveable while not being a complete retard. Sally's a good girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:04:04 2016 No.14865902 File: 393 KB, 1000x1000, Accept the love of Hoof Pussy Kingdom.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How distraught would anon be if 2017 rolls around and we're invaded / visited exclusively by MGE + EMG's horse pussy species?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:05:06 2016 No.14865904 >>14865902 Suicide.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:05:46 2016 No.14865907 >>14865902 >Nightmare >Unicorn >Bicorn A bit disappointed perhaps but not distraught at all. KC's 'taurs (vanilla aside) are at least tolerable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:05:53 2016 No.14865908 >>14865873 these edits keep getting better and better

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:05:57 2016 No.14865909 File: 384 KB, 869x1199, 1456732558161.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14865889 Of course they feel something, they just hide it all behind an unreadable exterior.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:06:12 2016 No.14865911 >>14865902 If I could get together with a dairy breed, unicorn or some other nice centaur I wouldn't mind much.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:07:21 2016 No.14865915

>>14865902
If it comes to that, I'd be fine with a permaloli centaur.

Horse pussy is disgusting, but at least the smaller ones you don't get that sense of filth and nausea which never fails to accompany viewing equine sexual organs.
I mean, really, it's the genital equivalent of a fucking bomb site.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:07:32 2016 No.14865919 File: 288 KB, 358x500, mofumofu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14865902 hope for a mofu invasion in 2018

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:08:04 2016 No.14865920 >>14865850 Doesn't work that way, famiglia.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:08:26 2016 No.14865923 File: 166 KB, 756x981, 1407082536364.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14865902 Nightmare and Bicorn are nice and front pussy is an option with them so having a cute horse waifu would beat monster girls not existing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:08:43 2016 No.14865924 >>14865902 Dairy Breed are the Holstaurs of centaurs so I'd be great with them too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:08:52 2016 No.14865925 >>14865920 Of course it does. Give reasoning as to why it wouldn't

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:09:05 2016 No.14865926 File: 871 KB, 1920x1080, Wurmstraea.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14865865 Wurm is tops! Sally a best! Anon's awesome!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:10:08 2016 No.14865927 >>14865884 Why's that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:10:46 2016 No.14865931 >>14865902 Eh. I'm sure a Nightmare has the magical capacity to transform herself human hips and two legs. Better than nothing, and with the advent of mamono mana I'm sure I'd fall to depravity and stop caring in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:11:03 2016 No.14865933 >>14865834 Latenight Lawyer is evidently someone who knows how to keep a hold of inspiration, easily or not.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:16:08 2016 No.14865947 File: 215 KB, 1000x689, 134276345743.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to be an intern at Pally, Ushi and Oni!

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:16:33 2016 No.14865950

I want to get kidnapped by an amazonian and when she tries to rape me in front of the tribe as is custom embarrass everyone by making it super intimate and starting in her eyes the whole time and holding her hands and whispering how much i love her into her ears!

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:19:13 2016 No.14865961

>>14865927

Well there's an inconsistency between when the page was created on the Wiki and the date of some comments on KC's site.

The Holstaur was added on the wiki on March 2nd 2013 but if you do some digging you'll find that there are comments about it going as far back to 2010. There's even one made in December '09

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:19:45 2016 No.14865964

>>14865902
I love my Centaurs and quite frankly, I'd feel safest with them at the forefront of our introduction to Monster Girls.

No ill intent, mainly concerned with honor and nobility and most importantly... they wouldn't be easily exploited by people like a lot of other good-natured MGs would.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:20:19 2016 No.14865968 >>14865950 If you're going to be a slut and give every one a show, You should flip her on her back and hold her hands while you kiss her and thrust into her. I'll bet missionary is a new and lewd practice to them.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:20:27 2016 No.14865969
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One night a wizard appears in front of you (while your were fapping) and offers to send you to a world filled with monstergirls. However, he doesn't send you directly to it, but instead gives you a bag with six balls inside, and tells you that once you pick a ball there is no way back. After that, he just disappears and lets you there with the goddamn bag in your hand.

You can notice every ball is different, and you understand that their characteristics are related somehow to the species every world contains.

>First one is sticky, like covered for some substance but the ball itself is pretty soft
>Second one has nothing special, except that is smaller than the rest
>Third one is splitted in two colors, white and black, vertically
>Fourth one looks ethereal, and inside of it you can see four small lights of different colors
>Fifth one is fluffy but also pretty cold
>Sixth one just have a big "X" painted on it

Which one will you pick?

Image with the girls in 15 min.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:21:38 2016 No.14865976 >>14865968 That's not how sluts work

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:22:18 2016 No.14865979 >>14865969 The Mystery Ball! Na, going with the X ball.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:22:30 2016 No.14865980 >>14865969 >Nothing obviously undead Oh geeze. Lets hope the big X means death, literally and not for my pelvis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:22:32 2016 No.14865981 >>14865969 I'll go with the first one. I've got a pretty good idea as to what it is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:22:46 2016 No.14865983 >>14865969 wait how can a ball be black and white vertically, can't I spin it to make it horizontal? I pick second ball.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:22:55 2016 No.14865985 >>14865902 Well there are SOME good hores pussys, so I can live with it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:23:07 2016 No.14865986 >>14865961 The Wiki was made in 2013 but KC's first release was 2007 with the Dryad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:23:24 2016 No.14865989 >>14865969 Third ball. There is no gray. Only black and white.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:24:02 2016 No.14865991 >>14865969 >>[x] Second one has nothing special, except that is smaller than the rest

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:24:09 2016 No.14865992 >>14865986 >The Wiki was made in 2013 Sorry, 2012.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:24:21 2016 No.14865993

>>14865925
Because even if we're going the five heads route, they end up looking more like decorations than anything else on what is presumably a massive body. You'd probably be lucky to not have a shattered pelvis with the level of snu-snu we're talking about.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:24:39 2016 No.14865995 >>14865969 >Slime? >Loli >Corrupt/ Holy >Elements >Yeti and Wendigos >Mystery I'll gamble with the X ball, even if something tells me it's a bad idea.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:25:13 2016 No.14865998 >>14865969 it's eher between 3 or X... I'll think I'll go with 3.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:25:25 2016 No.14866000 >>14865969 First.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:25:27 2016 No.14866001 >>14865969 This wizard isn't tricking me by making me think what the ball looks like relates to a girl I'm choosing four

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:25:34 2016 No.14866003 >>14865969 Loli is always a safe bet but let's go with the mystery ball for shits and giggles.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:26:05 2016 No.14866005 >>14865995 >He thinks that's how it's going to go you underestimate the power of the Dark si- err, of a Wizard's lust for fucking with people

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:26:09 2016 No.14866006 >>14865969 3

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:26:13 2016 No.14866007 >>14866001 Anon please, this is a wizard, not the robot devil. I'm sure he has the best intentions.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:28:03 2016 No.14866011 >>14865902 Meh. Could be worse. I mean, the Siths and all that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:28:31 2016 No.14866012 >>14865986 >>14865992 That explains it. Interestingly though the MG at the bottom of the list on KC's site is the Alraune. It certainly makes the idea of a MG pseudo calendar harder to make.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:28:47 2016 No.14866014 >>14865969 6

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:28:51 2016 No.14866015 >>14865969 >Fifth one is fluffy but also pretty cold Got a good feeling about this one, lets go.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:29:20 2016 No.14866016 >>14865969 The smaller one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:29:30 2016 No.14866017 >>14865993 >presumably a massive body Why would you presume its massive?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:29:52 2016 No.14866018 >>14865969 >4 4 is death. A little death. The french will know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:30:22 2016 No.14866020 >>14865969 Mysterious ball X

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:33:06 2016 No.14866028 File: 1.15 MB, 581x800, 1456961586283.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14865969 Second the best! Doppelganger please!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:33:18 2016 No.14866030 >>14865969 I'll go for the X.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:34:22 2016 No.14866034 >>14866028 Uwaaa!~ Doppel-chan isn't transformed and she's CUTE!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:34:51 2016 No.14866036 >>14865887 I believe it is of the greatest importance that you get right on that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:36:07 2016 No.14866037 File: 999 KB, 448x252, 1456961767434.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14866018 >mfw I did muh research and see the comparison

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:36:26 2016 No.14866038 File: 546 KB, 600x848, 1448465374_265407863.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14865969 >Second one has nothing special, except that is smaller than the rest PANDA BALL PANDA BALL

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:36:51 2016 No.14866042 [SPOILER]

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>>14865979
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>>14866028
>>14866030
Here you go.

>>14865995
>>14866005
Yep, I tend to do it simple because once I tried to fuck with people with the choices and most didn't like it how it went.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:36:54 2016 No.14866041 >>14866017 Have you seen the Chromatic Dragon? Bitch hasn't skipped a meal for ten thousand years

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:37:54 2016 No.14866044 >>14866042 Also, X were girls picked randomly

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:37:56 2016 No.14866045 >>14866038 shit that was supposed to be the third one

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:38:13 2016 No.14866046 >>14865865 Perfect way to describe a Wurm, clumsy but smart.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:38:43 2016 No.14866051 >>14866041 I've been referring to tiamat this entire time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:38:54 2016 No.14866052 >>14865291 Don't even worry about it, ELH. Just do what you do and ignore whiny shitposters like Ovaries.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:39:51 2016 No.14866062 >>14865902 Jokes on you, the only centaur I dislike is the bicorn, I'm fine with the rest and Dairy Breed is top tier.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:39:57 2016 No.14866063 >>14866044 >>14866042 X really should have either been undead category or 'would not fuck' category like siths or matango

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:40:16 2016 No.14866066 >>14866042 >picked #2 It's like I'm in that video with the baby spiders

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:40:17 2016 No.14866067 File: 155 KB, 1200x1100, 134578435543.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14866042 Damn, I was hoping for both rabbits.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:40:29 2016 No.14866070 >>14866042 >3 I made a good choice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:40:33 2016 No.14866071 >>14866042 >picked 1 Holy shit, I got pretty much all of my favorite girls. Lucky as shit. Thanks mister wizard!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:41:00 2016 No.14866074 >>14866063 >'would not fuck' >matango Speak for yourself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:41:02 2016 No.14866075 >>14866042 Huh. I went for the "4 is a Little Death" route because of the pun, but this works surprisingly well. Can't find an objection to any of them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:41:18 2016 No.14866077 >>14865969 >>14866042 What does the X ball mean? I get the other themes, but not the X one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:41:57 2016 No.14866078 >>14866075 It was quite plainly elementals, not your shitty french puns.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:42:11 2016 No.14866081 >>14866042 AN ENTIRE WORLD FILLED WITH LOLI MONSTER GIRLS! MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:42:17 2016 No.14866082 [SPOILER]

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>>14865908
I did them yesterday before sub-res made that masterful Madam M. Jensen art, but I am seeing about applying a pair of the signature shades to his "sketch". It's a wee bit more tricky to do. Push comes to shove, I'm hoping to commission a full piece after I'm through with Deus Ex: Mankind Divided, which he's totally game for.

>>14866034
True Doppel is best Doppel! No loli body-type or bulging fetish involved, I just adore the idea of loving her for her true self, especially given her nature

>>14866036
It's going to be this gif by the way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:42:30 2016 No.14866083 File: 528 KB, 1600x495, Tee A Matt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14866051 Bitch is fat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:44:18 2016 No.14866090 >>14866042 >X Pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:45:39 2016 No.14866096 File: 471 KB, 188x174, 1409076897473.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14866042 >2

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:46:23 2016 No.14866101 >>14866078 Then explain the four ghosts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:46:51 2016 No.14866103 >>14865969 Picking the second one.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:49:05 2016 No.14866112

>>14866083
>Insulting a Mesopotamian goddess
Fucking infidels

>>14866101
Spirits are considered the quintessence. Though its a loose interpretation usually reserved for divine bodies. Like gods and nature spirits. Ghosts would be applicable tho I guess.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:49:34 2016 No.14866115 >>14866042 X is excellent

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:50:02 2016 No.14866119

>Be Harpy captured by slavers
>They're talking about how you'll make a 'fine pet bird' for some fat noble in the next port city over
>You've heard the noises of the crew 'dancing' some of the other slave monsters like banenekos and kobolds on top of the deck
>Own body shivers at the thought of being violated like that
>Time becomes an illusion, until the day the seas rise up and toss the ship to and fro
>You, every monster and crew member are screaming
>Many of the monsters begin to make prayers to their Gods, while you're gnawing at the rope that's binding your feet together and one of your wings
>That's when you can hear the sound of the water rising above in a giant pillar, men call out the name of Mother Poseidon but their pleas for mercy fall on deaf ears
>As the ship crashes into the rocks by the a rocky plateau, your right wing explodes in white hot fire
>You scream in agony as the rock punctures through your shoulder, effectively disabling you
>The water is cold as it rises to your neck, the ship broken like wet paper upon the jagged outcroppings
>You're running out of breath in the darkness, your lungs aflame
>But a firm, bandaged forearm grabs onto your punctured shoulder and hoists you up, a gruff re-assuring voice being the last thing you hear before you black out
'It's okay, I've got you, I've---'

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:50:11 2016 No.14866120 >>14866112 Fair enough. But it was originally a Japanese pun, I just spun it into a French one after.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:50:25 2016 No.14866121
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>>14866042
>picked small ball
>no Doppelganger (or is there?)
>Wisp is linked to ball number four
>Sea Bishop, Raiju and Wurm are X ball

But, you know what... I don't mind small-bodied beauties.
And I would love a cast aside Living Doll something mighty!

Most noteworthy of all, however, is Anon unquestionably good taste.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:51:10 2016 No.14866123 >>14866120 >Japanese Eeeh. Greeks believed in the fifth element too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:53:09 2016 No.14866132 >>14866119 Where is this going? I'm interested.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:53:52 2016 No.14866136 >>14866123 ...Wrong thing I was thinking of. I was going purely based on the whole "Four is Death" thing that Japanese has going on. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_superstitions#Numbers

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:54:47 2016 No.14866137 >>14866136 Well I dunno, I'm not the dude so he might have thought that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:55:49 2016 No.14866142 >>14866119 I've come across something very interesting. A captivating start, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:56:31 2016 No.14866149 >>14866137 But does he abide?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:56:37 2016 No.14866150 >>14866121 I'm glad she didn't become Alice because she is already perfect. Becoming Alice would ruin her somehow.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 18:59:21 2016 No.14866163 >>14866042 No regrets at picking 5.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 19:00:54 2016 No.14866169 How do Lava Golems get bigger tits?

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 19:01:53 2016 No.14866171
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What kind of racist nonsense is this goddess spouting? Plenty of Liches live in modern mansions and enjoy decorating their lab just as much as anyone else!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 19:02:52 2016 No.14866174 >>14866169 Ever see magma bubble?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 19:03:21 2016 No.14866176 >>14865902 Engage tercio.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 19:03:49 2016 No.14866177 >>14865947 >All we want to do is hurt people for you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7GTo-lbcH4

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 19:04:08 2016 No.14866179 >>14866150 I actually haven't seen the show, but I like the character design and general portrayals of her I've seen in fan works. Anyway, perfection at the cost of personality is ultimately a flaw, now isn't it?

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 19:04:17 2016 No.14866180

>>14866119
>Wake up to the sound of rain playing a stacatto against stone, as well as the crackling of a small fire
>Your savior sits there, eating a cooked fish on a makeshift kabob. There's a second one, waiting to be eaten
>Try to move, wince as pain shoots up your entire right side. He notices your whimper and turns.
'You shouldn't move. Not yet. You should consider yourself lucky to be alive, you know.'
>Spit at him, cursing him
'You should have let me die.'
>His face is weathered and old, wrinkles gauging deep lines into skin like old leather, a thick salt and pepper beard covering his lower face
'It would not have sat well on my conscience seeing a daughter of the skies die in the cold, dark embrace of Poseidon. She and Lady Thanatos reaped enough that night.'
>That night? How long were you out?
'You've been unconscious for three days. I've set your wing for you, but it will take time to heal, as will the time to learn to fly again.'
>Give a soft, weak laugh at the absurdity of the situation
>A human? Knowing -anything- about flying?
>Next thing you know they'll say that Tengus become harlots in a daimyo's court
>He's gotten close to you in your introspection, holding up the fish. It smells absolutely divine and you're quick to start eating it.
'Small bites first. Strain yourself and you'll end up re-opening your shoulder.'
>Give him a glare and continue eating slowly and with smaller bites, eventually he puts the fire out
>You both fall asleep to the sound of the rain, you've always hated it, how it drug up memories of...
>No, better to abolish such thoughts

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 19:04:32 2016 No.14866181 >>14866169 Thermal expansion.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 19:07:40 2016 No.14866194
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>>14866171
>implying a Liches don't enjoy decorating their mansions to be as gloomy and dismal as possible
It helps keep unwelcomed company away, you know? Most of the time only they have the mental fortitude to work in such an environments, as well as a taste for appreciating its charm It's kind of like Goths.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 19:10:18 2016 No.14866203 >>14866181 Ha! That's kid's stuff! (read:boobs) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfBOOvXcmjg

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 19:10:33 2016 No.14866205 >>14866180 Okay, you've hooked me. I don't get hooked often, but now I want to see this through.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 19:15:45 2016 No.14866227

>>14866194
That's what they want you to think, they want you to think they're kuu and gloomy but they're maidens at heart. You ever seen a Liches bedroom? Pink furniture, teddy bears and frilly stuff everywhere.

The peer pressure to have a gothic looking home isn't healthy.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 19:19:43 2016 No.14866237

>>14866180
>A few weeks pass in the cave, the Old Master as he refers to himself keeping upkeep on your wing's healing with poultices and changing the bandages
>His arms above the bandages you've seen are covered in scars, and you add some fresh ones with your talons when he attempts to change your clothing
>Rather than the blunt force of his fists against your cheek like your captors had done, a small frown passes over his wrinkled face
'Please, let me help you.'
>You begrudgingly agreed, and soon he takes you from the cave to his small house near the plateau
>The image of a massive diagonal gash across his abdomen's front remains burned into your mind as he helps you regain some movement in your wing, the brown feathers painfully molting
'Good, good. Keep practicing just like this and you'll be able to re-learn how to fly again soon enough...'
>His words are mournful, but genuine in his joy at your healing. Never before had you encountered a man so selfless in your eighteen summers and he's befuddling
>An enigma and yet complacent to help you
>It's not until at least two months in his care that you begin to ask questions of the Old Master
'Why are you helping me?'
>He pauses from preparing the daily meal of fish and greens with spices bought from town
'Do I need a reason to help you? Surely you don't think all men seek to use your kind as breeders or pets.'
>The silence is telling as he turns, it's always surprising how gaunt and muscled he is as he wipes his frock
'I'm not entirely sure what happened to you, but I can assure you, as one who's flow--'
>That does it, you snap
'Stop! Just stop it! You cannot fly without a Sylph! Your kind is nothing more than a scourge upon everything you touch and your lust is only equal to your greed! As soon as I'm able to fly again I hope to never see you, ever!'
>You pile the lies on thicker and harder as you continue on your rant until he holds up an arm
'Then let me show you something, to regain your confidence.'

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 19:20:16 2016 No.14866238 http://seafoam.pbworks.com/w/page/90020897/Victoria's%20Fucking%20Secret I'll never get tired of reading this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 19:21:26 2016 No.14866241 >>14866238 I do feel sorry the Kitsune though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 19:22:58 2016 No.14866252 >>14866241 I think getting frisky with a kitsune and some blue and orange body paint would lead to some very visually striking results, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 19:24:36 2016 No.14866259 >>14866194 Goth chicks are hot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 19:25:12 2016 No.14866263 >>14866237 This is good, keep going.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 19:27:17 2016 No.14866269 >>14866180 >>14866237 Still going strong, Anon. Well-paced. BGM? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqhBipdggrQ

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 19:32:13 2016 No.14866283 >>14866227 Think about this for a moment, why would a lich need a bedroom? She doesn't need to sleep. It's all a ruse, she'll show you her pink and frilly bedroom to make herself look girlier if she thinks you'll need encouragement.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 19:33:29 2016 No.14866288 >>14866252 I don't know, to a kitsune her tails are her life.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 19:33:43 2016 No.14866289

>>14866237
>The bandages fall away, from his left arm
>A scream gets caught in your throat as you're left beholden to it, the flesh seared black with cracks in it like it had been carved of molten obsidian
'No... You died.'
>He smiles that small little smile
'Or so the stories say. Funny mistresses, the fates are. While I lost my wings, I gained some solace as well as this.'
>One gnarled, black finger points to the massive gash across his front. You can feel the hot tears welling up in your eyes.
>There's no way you could've known; Nobody could've known!
'Now, please. Let me help you.'
>You begin to stammer out his true name before he stops you
'That man is dead, I am simply the Master now.'
>Time passes further, and you find yourself spending months with him, learning of his father and the flights of his youth and ultimately the circumstances that brought him here
>One evening, you're both sitting outside the hut when it begins to rain. He notices your troubled expression when you hug yourself tight with both of your now fully-functioning wings
'Is something the matter?'
>You try to shake your head no, but he's persistent, and you eventually open up
'Th-they came in the rain, when we couldn't fly. The bastards... privateers, whatever have you. We couldn't stop them, after all... We're just... birds.'
>The tears are running now, images of roost-mothers in the flock being tied up and fucked like choice cuts of meat flooding into your mind
>Or the crude bludgeons destroying the eggs in the nests, gifts from the men that harpies would share pleasant evenings with
>A calloused hand claps you onto the shoulder as you're sobbing, another putting itself on your head
'It's alright.'
>He whispers to you, stroking affectionately
>You can't help yourself, nuzzling your face into his chest, sobbing for the rest of the rain storm
>There are no words of reassurance or soft promises necessary, all you want is to be comforted
>Both of you retire for the evening in silence

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 19:34:02 2016 No.14866291
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>>14865865
put everything in my pastebin here http://pastebin.com/6cQd4232

but here's more of Sally's shenanigans and shit getting real

>it's been a month since you've moved in with Sally and things have been pretty calm
>until today when Sally has been silent towards you
>her cheerful and exciting tones have been draped with a cold, calculating look today
>you ask her what's bothering her but she just leaves the house to go to class
>you don't bother following because you can just ask her later, at a better time
>after cleaning up, taking a shower, and letting the dogs out to poop you head to class
>when you get back home in the afternoon you see Sally laying on the couch watching TV, looking pretty depressed
>when you ask her how she's feeling she just goes to her room without saying anything to you
>that's when you start getting nervous
>maybe it was something you did
>oh god you hope she didn't see the time you accidentally left Franklin outside and he went two houses over into Mr. Pallundin's house
>the man is nice but he just looks like he's going to kill you every time you see him
>it must be the armor you figure
>that's when you look at the news on the TV where a very buxom Succubus is about to sign off
>"And don't forget, tonight's a full moon, so ladies go find the man you've always wanted and make him yours! I already did and he's under my desk right now! Say 'hi' Trevor!"
>oh god, a full moon, that's why she's like this
>you go to her room and knock on the door
>after assuring Sally that you weren't leaving she opens up and lets you into her room
>sports memorabilia is mixed with video games and science books and instruments are strewn across the place
>but she then goes back under the covers in her bed, not even looking at you
>you sit down on the corner of her bed and tell her calmly that you know why she's like this today
>you notice as you say that she stiffens up a bit, still not looking at you
>"Listen, I thank you that you want to not hurt me, but if we want a relationship, then we have to make this work." you say to the squirming mess of blankets
>"I know you're upset because it's a full moon and you want to do things with me, trust me I want to do them to, but-"
>all of a sudden the blankets bust open and Sally's just laughing, almost rolling around she's laughing that hard
>"I'm not upset about the full moon dear, I'm upset because the Chicago Cubs are down three games in the NL Championship Series!"
>what
>"My daddy and I are two of the biggest Cubs fans ever! He would take me every season to games in Chicago and now we're on the verge of winning it all and we've shat the bed!"
>you just look at her dumbfounded
>Sally just looks at you like the cat that caught the canary
>"But Anon, if you want to do lewd things to me to help cheer me up, then we can definitely do that!"
>as you try to spit out a protest you're grabbed under her layer of blankets
>before you know it you're pants are gone and Sally's between your legs, sucking you to your full girth
>it wasn't that hard to be fair, you had a partial fear boner the whole time you were talking to her
>that night nether of you got any sleep
>and the Cubs came back in the next four games to go to the World Series
>the celebration that night is what led you to marrying Sally and later on blessed with four beautiful daughters

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 19:36:02 2016 No.14866297 >>14866042 >2 And everything went better than expected

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 19:37:54 2016 No.14866305
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>>14866227
>Lich peer pressure
I find myself thinking that it'd be very rare for a Lich to give into peer pressure considering how often people aren't of interest to them outside of their experiments. That said... a Lich susceptible to peer pressure would have to be treated very delicately.

Gothic is a very niche substyle of that considering Goth doesn't have to be gloomy just because it's dark... Well, not if you factor in Gothic Lolita anyway.Also, I'm really happy they animated the Liche's tale after all

>>14866259
>Goth chicks are hot
I won't deny that. However, because of their distinct nature not just anyone can appreciate the heartwarming elements about them that are there to be found.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 19:39:35 2016 No.14866313 >>14866305 That just means more Goth Monster girls for us anon.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 19:42:00 2016 No.14866326
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>>14866289
>>14866291
I was meaning to mention how fortunate we were to have two enjoyable tales unfolding in the thread today... and then they both reach their third part less than a minute apart.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 19:45:27 2016 No.14866340 >>14866291 She's fucking precious.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 19:46:38 2016 No.14866344 >>14866326 it's okay anon I'm working on an epilogue

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 19:47:51 2016 No.14866349

>>14866289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izQsgE0L450

>It's a warm spring afternoon when you're finally able to fly again
>Gripping onto the Master's blackened arm with your talons, listening to him as he tells you to flap your wings and jump
>The wind currents carry you higher and higher, the feeling of the sun on your skin and the wind in your face refreshing
>Your laughter carrying across the grass of the cliffside plateau before you land, giving him an all-too happy hug
'I did it! It's all thanks to you!'
>He gives you a belly laugh, rubbing your head
'It was all you. It's always been you.'
>You end up blurting out the three words you'd never expect to hear come from your mouth
'I love you.'
>He raises an eyebrow then gives a soft laugh of his own before calming down, seeing how serious you were
'Surely you jest.'
>You re-assure him by pressing one gnarled hand to your stomach, letting him feel the hard pressure of an egg awaiting seed
'No, I can't. I won't.'
'Please. It's the only way I can repay you. You may never fly again, but our child will, and her children will.'
>You plant a small peck on his lips once, pulling back. The second time you go in, he clasps the back of your head with his hand and holds you place.
'I love you too.'
>Husking, as he kisses you between breathes.
'Thank you, truly.'
>His hands search between your legs, finding your moist slit and pressing inwards, eliciting a small moan from you
'Please... take me. Hard and quick.'
>He balks at your request
'There should never be any pain. Ever.'
>Laying you down onto the grass, you can see your own fear reflected on his face. Humans were known to say 'I love you' before the act, even if they truly didn't
>But there wasn't a single lie in his voice when he uttered those words to you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 19:49:51 2016 No.14866360 >>14866291 So what I'm hearing is that we're going to get MGs about the time that the Cubs win the World Series. Well, there's always next year...

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 19:56:12 2016 No.14866372 File: 147 KB, 1000x1000, Wurm baby.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14866291 >what a tweeest I like it!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 19:57:16 2016 No.14866378 >>14866349 Is master Icarus...? Is his name actually Adam?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns7fNPiNiNc

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 20:03:59 2016 No.14866398

>>14866349
>It hurts at first as he spreads you with his shaft, pausing when he notices the trickle of blood between your thighs
'You were... !?'
>Giving him a teary- eyed smile, you brace for the pain, eventually turning to pleasure as he gives deep and slow strokes of his hips
>His body is firm with sinewy muscle, and soon you can feel your heartbeat in your pelvis, waves of pleasure building up into a crescendo as your lover plows into you
>Right as you hit your highest peak, he grunts and releases his seed into your all-to-happy to receive womanhood, giving a silent prayer you'll become pregnant with his daughter
>Both of your bodies are covered in sweat and naked when he hugs you to him, soft on hard
>His petting is reassuring as you smile at him
'You gave me everything you had, and so I'll give you everything of mine... my wife.'
>Those last two words pluck at your heart-strings as he hugs you tight and never lets go

----
Sometime in the Future
-----

>A young woman is standing on the roof of her school, watching the clouds go by. Her hair is a wheat blonde, but the feather of her wings and tail are a tawny brown
>Shielding her eyes with one hand, she's deaf to the calls of her classmate from a window several floors down
'Oi! Hannah! Lunch is almost over! You'll be late if you don't stop daydreaming and hurry up!'
>Good old Adam, as usual. He huffs dramatically when she enters the hallway through the window, dusting herself off.
'I'm surprised they still let harpies up there, even ones as strange as you. The devil were you even daydreaming about?'
>She giggles, skipping ahead of him before tossing a glance back
'You wouldn't believe me, even if I were to tell you.'
>He groans, following after her. For as much as he loved her she was such a damned handful, Icarii or not. Such a free-spirited lot.
>But also compassionate and full of love.
>Born from the union of one man and harpy, all those years ago.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 20:15:55 2016 No.14866441 >>14866398 So was the master really Icarus? It makes sense, looking back at it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 20:16:48 2016 No.14866443 >>14866441 Did it take you that long? Pretty obvious anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 20:17:06 2016 No.14866444 >>14866441 Yes, he was.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 20:18:48 2016 No.14866446 >>14864832 http://pastebin.com/AuwYNWCg

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 20:20:09 2016 No.14866449 >>14866443 I thought he was going for some event in the backstory. But I'm stupid anyway, so it's not his fault.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 20:21:43 2016 No.14866456 File: 120 KB, 900x683, 1452741993145.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14866449 Don't feel bad because you didn't catch a hamfisted reference.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 20:23:18 2016 No.14866457 >>14866456 You made me think of fisting P'orcs. Take responsibility.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 20:24:55 2016 No.14866461 >>14866457 I want to slap the ham!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 20:25:07 2016 No.14866462 >>14866457 Spread your legs then. I'm going in dry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 20:26:00 2016 No.14866463 >>14866288 Well, I wouldn't go for those with the paint, then. But drawing swirls and spirals on her bare skin until she looks like a colourful canvas for tribal designs sounds fun.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 20:30:37 2016 No.14866473 >>14866461 Lets all go down to Porkers! >>14866462 Not that kind of taking responsibility.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 20:32:25 2016 No.14866477 >>14866461 >>14866457 You two are getting ready to make me all randy

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 20:33:28 2016 No.14866480 I want to make MGC great again with a GMILF Oomukade!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 20:34:29 2016 No.14866481 File: 465 KB, 600x800, 1436832220240.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14866480 Ara ara

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 20:34:52 2016 No.14866483 >>14866480 Is she still a nimble navigator despite her age?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 20:36:37 2016 No.14866487 >>14866483 Absolutely.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 20:37:40 2016 No.14866489 >>14866487 What about walls? Will she build them?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 20:38:46 2016 No.14866493 Daily reminder that i'm not an Alp.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 20:40:27 2016 No.14866499

>>14866489
She's a natural digger anon, an earth-mover if you will. She'd build a wall around our city so none of those filthy Order folk could get in and take the jobs of hardworking Monstergirls.

Even though she's gotten very rich with all the stones and things she digs up and sells, she still cares about her brethren.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 20:41:21 2016 No.14866502 >>14866493 Only an Alp claims they're not one

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 20:41:24 2016 No.14866503 >>14866493 Only Alps say that they're not Alps Gentlemen, get the rope

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 20:41:37 2016 No.14866504 >>14866499 I don't know, they say she's a sexist and racist.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 20:42:41 2016 No.14866507 >>14866493 >>14866502 >>14866503 Stop.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 20:42:43 2016 No.14866508 File: 3.85 MB, 1085x1239, 1456711961416.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14866493

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 20:46:10 2016 No.14866514 >>14866508 That alp is a lucky motherfucker.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 20:47:37 2016 No.14866516 >>14866504 That's just establishment propaganda and misinformation! She may be crass and confrontational and even a little misguided at times, but she's honest and really cares about the well-being of her city and her people!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 20:49:23 2016 No.14866519 >>14866508 I wonder how bottled up would be an ara ara stage 3 Alp that endured much bullying during her transformation.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 20:54:50 2016 No.14866527 File: 122 KB, 397x527, Golem_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14866480 Lets dispel with this fiction that the Chief God doesn't know what she's doing, she knows exactly what she's doing

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 20:59:47 2016 No.14866539 >>14866527 the Chief Goddess is actually a Kike in disguise that want all the shotas for herself. The demon lord is probably a Kike too, we are doomed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 21:00:26 2016 No.14866540 >>14866527 Poor golem. That blow to the head has her stuck on that same saying

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 21:01:33 2016 No.14866547 File: 116 KB, 476x476, 1456481847200.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14866480

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 21:03:46 2016 No.14866556 >>14866547 Wocks are low energy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 21:10:28 2016 No.14866578 >>14866556 Careful, they'll call their mom to help their campaign

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 21:13:36 2016 No.14866602 >>14866547 How much does that Wockie costs?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 21:15:56 2016 No.14866613 >>14866602 Only $75! It's the way for the campaign to get the Wonderland vote.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 21:22:43 2016 No.14866637 Funk's latest demons: http://therealfunk.tumblr.com/image/140355433619 http://therealfunk.tumblr.com/image/140314041999 Bridal gauntlets are fucking excellent.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 21:22:58 2016 No.14866640 File: 784 KB, 509x512, 1451227104803.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If the skin is brown, send them back to taco town

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 21:23:33 2016 No.14866642

When engaging in foreplay with an anubis, always remember to kiss her pawpads and gently tease her navel.

Kissing the pawpads is an act of love and intimacy, a romantic and passionate gesture that will make her feel pampered and set her heart fluttering.

Conversely, teasing and touching the navel will make her squirm with stimulation and vulnerability, delivering a feeling that'll ignite her senses with an alien sensation, and make her yearn for more of your touch as she opens herself up to you.
http://i.imgur.com/WIiilpJ.gif

Follow these simple tips and tricks, and you'll be sure to bring a lifetime of joy to your lovely anubis wife (or wife-to-be).

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 21:24:34 2016 No.14866645 File: 253 KB, 849x736, 1455169389365.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yarr harr fiddle de dee!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 21:29:43 2016 No.14866655 >>14866645 Diddling the shark will earn you an STD! But you do it anyways since your horny as can be! You are a LAND HOE!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 21:29:54 2016 No.14866656 >>14866519 >All of that frustration and lewdness being unleashed on a poor anon all at once Second only to recently woken pharaohs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 21:31:48 2016 No.14866663 >All the wurm love earlier in the thread You people are truly my niggas.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 21:33:14 2016 No.14866667 >>14866493 But are you Alp?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 21:35:56 2016 No.14866681 >>14866667 Anon, he just said he isn't.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 21:37:01 2016 No.14866687 >>14866681 I meant Alp the writefag, unless Alp's an alp.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 21:39:42 2016 No.14866697 >>14866687 >Alp being an Alp Well, that would explain everything.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 21:44:41 2016 No.14866724 >>14866687 >Alp's an Alp And suddenly, all planets across the multiverse aligned

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 21:46:42 2016 No.14866734 >>14866687 >Alp's an alp. I never considered this It all makes sense

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 21:51:20 2016 No.14866754 >>14866697 >>14866724 >>14866734 Somewhere in an alternate universe, there's an alp writing love stories about herself and all of her awkward nerdy friends.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 21:56:45 2016 No.14866781 >>14866754 >alp writes love story >it's just the brojob copypasta writting unironically

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 21:58:00 2016 No.14866787 >>14866754 <Alp writes a sex scene >If you just ignore the 1960's dialogue, it's not half bad

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 22:01:34 2016 No.14866805 >>14866697 >>14866724 >>14866734 >Guy literally has Alp in the name >Somehow no one ever thought he was just and Alp It's true what they say, hiding in plain sight is the best way to go.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 22:15:05 2016 No.14866859 File: 1.01 MB, 1218x1648, bb1d270735009462f0db8079e9062ded.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"What do you want kid, I'm on break."

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 22:15:43 2016 No.14866861 >>14866859 Hey Fogman, may I grip a cig?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 22:16:16 2016 No.14866862 >>14866859 >smokin Fuck off you tacky monstergirlsona.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 22:17:42 2016 No.14866869 >>14866859 A half hour of peace would be nice.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 22:18:13 2016 No.14866873

>>14866862
Anon if you lived in a world where they constantly changed size, played with hedgehogs and flamingos, everyone smoke in nonsensical poetry, and it was always time for tea, you'd need a smoke break too.

I want to tease a Wonderland Girl when she's off duty!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 22:18:21 2016 No.14866874 >>14866859 Worst cat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 22:19:10 2016 No.14866878 >>14866859 Her smile and optimism: gone.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 22:19:11 2016 No.14866879 >>14866859 A phased plasma rifle in the forty-watt range.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 22:22:39 2016 No.14866893 File: 43 KB, 515x639, 1441378586113.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I've had kind of a shitty day. Can we talk about cute titty monsters for a while?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 22:25:25 2016 No.14866903 >>14866893 I want to talk about big tits in tiny maid outfits if that's okay.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 22:28:07 2016 No.14866908

>>14866893
Of course you can, there is never a bad time to talk about cute titty monster girls. Personally I would just cuddle with one and proceed to relax my head between her breast, as they are the comfiest thing to ever rest on, especially Seras and her large bust. I wish I could cuddle with Seras and fall asleep with my head between her breast, I wonder how Seras would react to me doing that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 22:28:33 2016 No.14866909 >>14866903 I want to talk about huge tits on tiny maids! The oppaiest of oppai lolis

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 22:28:40 2016 No.14866910 File: 434 KB, 1200x900, 1456684806070.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14866893 ablublublublu

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 22:30:01 2016 No.14866915 File: 294 KB, 1200x1500, 0a67c20a7f00841b18c4f3cdd2ffd6f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14866893 Titty Dragons

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 22:31:01 2016 No.14866918 File: 1.12 MB, 1448x1490, 1450378856618.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14866915 Titty Snakes

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 22:32:46 2016 No.14866922 >>14866859 Woah. Seeing her like that made me kinda flustered. Monstergirls with a completely different personality from the usual makes me pretty happy

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 22:33:13 2016 No.14866923 >>14866539 GOOD GOYIM, GIVE THE DEMON LORD ALL THE SHOTAS SO SHE WON'T DESTROY YOU

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 22:33:38 2016 No.14866925 File: 497 KB, 500x650, 74d91948e96408d72de9b6647012f4e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14866918 Titty Brocon Onee-sans. >current year >Camilla still hasn't been drawn as a wyvern yet

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 22:34:45 2016 No.14866930 >>14866923 You've just guaranteed that her daughters will have husbands.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 22:34:55 2016 No.14866932 File: 345 KB, 798x1200, f30baeb1a4c9dcb7a4bc9c256d6beace.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14866922 I just think smoking Monster Girls are cool Look at this tough mofu. I'd be scared of messing with her, she'd rough a boy up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 22:36:18 2016 No.14866939 File: 588 KB, 2953x2825, CENSOR Kej Sketch.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14866893 OK

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 22:36:22 2016 No.14866940 >>14866932 That's real fucking neato.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 22:37:30 2016 No.14866943 >>14866932 >Look at this tough mofu. I'd be scared of messing with her, she'd rough a boy up. Not before hacking up some tar and a lung or two.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 22:38:24 2016 No.14866945 File: 87 KB, 608x366, 1437196256693.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14866481 >Cerea's mom is two cup sizes bigger >Implying Cerea may still be growing Unf

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 22:39:01 2016 No.14866948 >>14866910 I wish those tits were real.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 22:43:15 2016 No.14866959 File: 404 KB, 1440x1200, f123c336c738f47de93c54de4c0f3d06.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14866943 Mamono Mana

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 22:43:19 2016 No.14866960 >>14866925 Dat strength growth

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 22:44:25 2016 No.14866966 >>14866959 That isn't an MGE girl, clearly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 22:45:22 2016 No.14866968 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNndX9qua1o >humpty eggs

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 22:45:43 2016 No.14866970
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>>14866930
>Your weak willed parents sacrifice you to the demon lord
>Whom promptly adopts you
>Then haves you groomed to be her daughter's future husband and childhood friend
>But your other childhood friend is a paladin, whom wants to rescue you

Sitcom material.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 22:45:47 2016 No.14866971 >>14866959 >That gigantic forehead

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 22:49:20 2016 No.14866979
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>"Good evening! I'm the ambassador from the Horse Pussy Kingdom! I'm sure together through our marriage we can finally put an end to our thousand-year war, ease political and racial tensions, and save countless lives!"

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 22:49:27 2016 No.14866980
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>>14866970
>Lusty, lascivious sex demon who could probably come with a dozen new sex kinks a day
>Or a 'muh purity' paladin who considers anything other than missionary with the lights off for procreation to be heresy
Gee, such a hard choice...

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 22:50:43 2016 No.14866988

>>14866970
Not gonna lie, that Lilim is pretty cute looking and looks good in blue. I don't know if I should go swimming with her or not. Is she bringing me her because it's romantic and wishes to hang out with me, or does she wish me to teach her how to swim so she can impress me enough to ask me out?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 22:51:20 2016 No.14866992 >>14866979 OH GOD SOMEBODY KILL IT PUT IT OUT OF ITS MISERY

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 22:52:10 2016 No.14866993 File: 41 KB, 476x284, 1451187449817.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14866979 Bad end no.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 22:54:45 2016 No.14866998

>>14866970
Why should I trust either of the ladies and how do I know i can trust them? What if neither of them really loves me and just wishes to use me for whatever purpose? Truth b told, I need to ask both of these girls to be honest with me and answer a simple question, why do you love me and is it true love or is it just lust with nothing else to it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 22:55:25 2016 No.14867000 >>14866980 But what if you let the Lilim turn the Paladin into a Dragon or something like that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 22:58:32 2016 No.14867005 >>14867000 Don't think paladins would exist if it was that easy.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 22:59:34 2016 No.14867006

>>14866992
>>14866993
At least take her to dinner and leave her in a dark room and switch places with a blind desperate Alp who thinks she's getting a stud of a human boy

By the time either figures out what's really going you can be out of the hotel and heading to the border

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 23:00:33 2016 No.14867009 >>14867000 Well, I'm not really picking a Paladin then, am I? Though the idea of helping a paladin who has bottled up a lifetime of sexual frustration and fantasies 'cope' with her new feelings gets me hard as diamonds.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 23:01:01 2016 No.14867011 >>14866979 Eh. I reject her. Forever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 23:01:42 2016 No.14867015 http://imgur.com/a/gbnDb

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 23:03:03 2016 No.14867016 >>14867015 neato!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 23:03:03 2016 No.14867017 >>14867015 That's quite a large cow. Though the face is kinda derp.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 23:03:43 2016 No.14867020 >>14867006 Rather be upfront with my disgust and aggression thank you very much.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 23:04:08 2016 No.14867021 >>14867009 That's the basic idea. The Lilim helps you fuck your paladin childhood friend until she gives in to her bottled up feelings and desires and turns into a regal monstergirl for you. Then you marry both of them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 23:04:19 2016 No.14867022 >>14867015 Aside from some noticeable proportional issues, I have zero problem with this. Also, how long have you been browsing /mgg/? First thing I remember you posting is a Jiang-Shi drawing?

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 23:04:22 2016 No.14867023

>>14866980
Honestly I'll pick neither of the girls, I'd rather have a girl that loves me and that I can trust. So unfortunately, these two don't seem to love me as a person and that's a big no in my book. Is their a third girl I can try and date, because options one and two don't appeal to me for differing reasons?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 23:05:56 2016 No.14867029 >>14867022 Whoopsie, didn't mean to use a question mark twice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 23:10:30 2016 No.14867037 >>14866971 All the better to kiss her on.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 23:11:35 2016 No.14867041 File: 110 KB, 1600x250, MAMONO MANA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14866959

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 23:23:18 2016 No.14867066 >>14867022 Haven't kept track but it was sometime last year think when Kobold came out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 23:25:20 2016 No.14867070 >>14867066 Nice to have you around in that regard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 23:27:53 2016 No.14867074 File: 680 KB, 1200x886, AWAKENMYMANTIS.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14865736 >>14865775 >>14865785 >>14865789 >>14865706 I'll need to update the gallery sometime. >>14865834 >>14865933 >>14865797 Thank you guys for your appreciation!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 23:29:33 2016 No.14867077 >>14867074 That's badass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 23:29:42 2016 No.14867078 >>14863965 Oh shit, I remember commissioning desudesu to translate that. Was it really 2009? Time fucking flies, man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 23:31:58 2016 No.14867087 File: 524 KB, 1000x953, 1438657967236.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14867074 No problem man

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 23:36:38 2016 No.14867092 >>14867074 >Tfw no sentai Mantis team

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 23:38:54 2016 No.14867096 File: 1.16 MB, 332x252, Henshin - anti-Johj.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14867092

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 23:39:18 2016 No.14867098 >>14867074 Pfft, that's pretty perfect. I love it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 23:40:15 2016 No.14867100 >>14867096 Is there even a Rider that's based off of a Mantis?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 23:41:52 2016 No.14867104 File: 265 KB, 1200x846, Oppai Loli Heaven.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never have your own oppai loli guardian angel

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 23:42:44 2016 No.14867108 >>14867074 Amazing, love it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 23:43:43 2016 No.14867111 >>14867100 I don't think so. Most of them have either a beetle motif or are tied to a theme for the show.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 23:46:30 2016 No.14867116 >>14864430 >Don't be like that Moisture guy and spam shit I thought they were nice ideas in my head but y-you too I guess

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 23:50:58 2016 No.14867127 File: 469 KB, 500x438, Hiryuu.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14867074 Those stands! Those visages! Those arousing amber eyes! Good on you! Well done!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 23:52:58 2016 No.14867130 >>14867104 Wait... He has a series with angels now? I was already enjoying Komori-san and Mononoke Sharing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 23:54:27 2016 No.14867135 File: 119 KB, 850x1020, sample-5da150afe0193069b0c6e98fe3faaa2b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14867127 Go away, boatslut. Only big, squishy Abyssals are allowed in here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 23:57:40 2016 No.14867144 File: 855 KB, 592x800, 89d5eabffe3a1bf054e95ea0bba1dd4.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14867104 How does Coolkyoushinja do it? >>14867135 >tfw no Dynasty Warriors/FROM Software boat game because kadokawa a shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 00:00:01 2016 No.14867149 File: 1019 KB, 1000x1420, 0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14867135 Abyssals are the cutest

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 00:02:30 2016 No.14867154 >>14867149 I want to manhandle those torpedoes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 00:02:51 2016 No.14867156 >>14867116 Quality over quantity. Put effort into more involved works, rather than a high frequency of extremely short and shallow pastes. Even if they're greentexts, they can still be longer than the individual pieces you normally do.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 00:05:28 2016 No.14867162 >>14867104 With my luck, my GA would be a loli instead of a cake...

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 00:09:57 2016 No.14867171 >>14867104 I bet she'd float above me and put her breasts on my head while I used the computer or something

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 00:12:37 2016 No.14867178 >>14867104 I would be happy. Oh so happy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 00:14:26 2016 No.14867183 File: 339 KB, 635x903, 992010edc866f76b2414c55d3729fab6.jpeg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14867171 >You're not looking at naughty websites, are you anon? >If you have any urges, your guardian angel will help with them!

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 00:14:42 2016 No.14867185
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>>14867135
>not recognizing a to-be-deleted reaction gif
>using Seaport as an avatar for hate
Anon, you disappoint her.
You won't like her...
when she's...
ANGRY

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 00:15:03 2016 No.14867187 >>14867104 Maybe it's for the best. I'd just spend all day cuddling her, brushing her wings and hair, and generally not getting anything done except loving her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 00:15:39 2016 No.14867188 >>14867183 I want to tease my oppai guardian angel to the point that shes ready to pounce me and tell her that her chest is too small.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 00:17:00 2016 No.14867191 File: 83 KB, 775x1030, 1439921174892.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Uh-oh! the concoction you bought didn't work and now your Lich Queen is mildly irritated! Do you 1. Owe up to your mistakes 2. Blame the Tanuki

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 00:18:04 2016 No.14867193 >>14867191 I fess up. It can't be that bad, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 00:18:29 2016 No.14867194 >>14867191 How mildly irritated are we talking?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 00:19:20 2016 No.14867197 >>14867191 I serve no queen! No one rules over me but myself!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 00:19:34 2016 No.14867198 >>14867194 She might say something sarcastic at you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 00:20:20 2016 No.14867201 >>14867191 Fess up. Potion didn't work. Please tell me she isn't tossing me to the Valkur again, last time that happened my pelvis got shattered and it took about a month for her to actually get me back from them due to me mysteriously going 'missing'

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 00:21:49 2016 No.14867209 File: 360 KB, 1300x750, 1394390816307.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14867197 Uh-huh. So you're still single?

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 00:23:20 2016 No.14867214

>when all the shitstorms you'd like to participate in and all your mindset bros only appear during your nighthours
Aww man.

>>14867074
And this... is just perfect. Thank you dude, and thanks to whoever have been engaging in Mantis talks to give him ideas.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 00:25:33 2016 No.14867221 >>14867209 If it means not kneeling in servitude then yes I am!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 00:25:34 2016 No.14867222 >>14867074 Such fearsome creatures. You're the best Sketch-kun

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 00:26:59 2016 No.14867227 File: 3.67 MB, 1854x1597, The best monster girls this side of the pacific.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14867209 >Pacific Rim

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 00:27:12 2016 No.14867228 >>14867221 Then have a lie down, you're about to enjoy one of the benefits of freedom. Casual sex!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 00:28:52 2016 No.14867234 >>14867209 >>14867227 Damn it, now I want to rewatch Pacific rim And I just watched it last week

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 00:30:12 2016 No.14867239 >>14867183 >Hey how are my breasts? Much better than just using your hands right? >There's no shame in letting me know if you have any urges that you need help with! >Though it is pretty cute how you get embarrased about it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 00:31:03 2016 No.14867242 >>14867183 I bet it feels gigantic in those hands.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 00:31:31 2016 No.14867243 >>14867234 Cute kaiju girl tearing apart the city only to stop and start blushing when she sees you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 00:32:18 2016 No.14867246 >>14867227 I want to give bottom center a pacific rimjob.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 00:35:07 2016 No.14867251 >>14867239 I'd rather my big breasted, oppai loli angel get flustered easily when discussing lewd topics. Like a mini valkryie whose embarrassed that her armor shows so much skin.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 00:35:24 2016 No.14867252 >>14867239 >"You have accepted a new quest!" >"You are over-encumbered and cannot move!" >"Your health is low, do you have any potions? Or food?" Why must every adventurer be plagued with some obnoxious tag along?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 00:36:20 2016 No.14867255 >>14867252 Guild master please go, your mustache creeps me out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 00:36:46 2016 No.14867257 >>14867252 I want to say the middle one whenever she sits on my shoulders.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 00:38:06 2016 No.14867262 >>14867257 Her gigantic jugs take up a quarter of your inventory weight!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 00:38:49 2016 No.14867268 File: 456 KB, 488x1200, pacific_rim_jaegirl_coyote_tango_by_jaegirlsdeviant438-d6tywej.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14867243 And then she gets bitch-slapped by a Jeagirl claiming she saw you first.

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 00:39:04 2016 No.14867270
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>>14867214
It says something wonderful that it began with someone asking about a Soldier Beetle and a Mantis having a staring contest. No trashtalking about waifus, just a wholesome contest.

Never mind the MantisxAdam Jensen talk from the previous day and even that came about because some answered "What MG would you beat senseless if you could?" with "I'd rather use that power to set and MG on the right path".

>PEACE (between anons), LOVE (of all waifus) AND CROSSOVERS!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 00:39:37 2016 No.14867273 >>14867252 What is this adventure you speak of? Lee Parvelo's Putting Challenge?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 00:40:25 2016 No.14867276 >>14867268 I like your play on words, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 00:40:51 2016 No.14867279 >>14867273 No, Jizzstorm.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 00:42:39 2016 No.14867286 >>14867273 Anon is on a holy quest! And his kind god has bestowed upon him a helpful Angel companion to guide him on his path!

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 00:43:16 2016 No.14867289

>>14867268
Coyote is such a funny word to me.
It's spelled like it should be pronounced coy-oh-tay, but it's actually pronounced kai-oh-tee.

Coincidentally, I once had to shit in a ditch in New Mexico at 2 in the morning and a coyote watched me do my business. It was unsettling.

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 00:43:37 2016 No.14867291

>>14867262
>Only a quarter.
Were going fix that with some potions!
I don't need inventory space when I have angel breasts!

>>14867268
>Jaegirl and kaiju girl starting fighting over you, fight spills into the ocean.
>You try and take a step away in fear.
>The instant you step back the fighting stops and both girls are staring at you, their combat put on pause.
>"Aw ooo -eaving" (Are you leaving?) is what they ask, pulling at each others cheeks.

Do you leave and see what happens or stay and watch?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 00:44:35 2016 No.14867294 >>14867286 >Hey, hey, Anon! >Here's a helpful tip! >>14867291 The arrogance of man is in thinking the female libido is in our control, and not the other way around. Let them fight.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 00:45:31 2016 No.14867297 >>14867104 What kind of place is Oppai Loli heaven?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 00:47:39 2016 No.14867303 >>14867289 >It's spelled like it should be pronounced coy-oh-tay No it doesn't

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 00:47:50 2016 No.14867304 >>14867289 >It's spelled like it should be pronounced coy-oh-tay, but it's actually pronounced kai-oh-tee. Coy-o-tey is the original indian word. And it's pronounced kai-oat in much of the southwest.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 00:47:52 2016 No.14867305 File: 419 KB, 640x822, pacific_rim_jaegirl_cherno_alpha_by_jaegirlsdeviant438-d6tywok.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14867291 Let them fight. There is no possible outcome that could be bad.

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 00:48:30 2016 No.14867306

>>14867294
>"To damage the enemy, hit them with your sword!"
"Well, uh, yeah that's what I had planned."
>"Use your shield to deflect blows!"
"You know I have been trained right?"
>She rummages around in your backpack.
>"You are running out of healing potions!"
>She rummages around some more and pulls out some of your provisions.
>"You are also running out of food!"
"I can see that..."

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 00:50:33 2016 No.14867313

>>14867294
>Stop, they watch for a second before going back to fighting.
>It's like watching mud wrestling except the girls are huge.
>For more than an hour they battle, rolling back and forth, firing plasma weapons, acidic breath, or simply punching each other.
>Finally both girls collapse, panting and exhausted along the harbor.
>Again you try to move only for them both to whine pathetically when you try to move way from them or toward the other girl.

Your move Anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 00:51:15 2016 No.14867315 >>14867297 Soft and bouncy, where the gravity's just a fraction of what it is on Earth, and the clouds are made out of marshmallows.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 00:51:51 2016 No.14867317 >>14867306 >Low on food. THat's where you get her lactating and use her as a mobile food source.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 00:58:21 2016 No.14867320 >>14867317 Milk is good and all, but I'd rather no have her eating my food. I always thought Angels just needed energy or something.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 00:58:29 2016 No.14867321 >>14867313 Declare a truce for the night, use shrink-ray to make them human-sized and tuck them in my bed. I sleep on the couch so they don't get any funny ideas.

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 01:04:32 2016 No.14867327

>>14867320
They do.
Energy that can be gotten by food.

>>14867321
You engage a truce and both of the girls agree to it, if only because they're both too sore to resist.
You haul them home in your surprisingly destroyed car after using a scientist given shrink ray on them to 'study the kaiju in a modern environment'.
They are both put in bed and fall asleep quite quickly, the kaiju nibbling a pillow, and you soon join them in slumber from the couch.
Its a good night sleep but, upon awakening, you find that the kaiju is crouched like a cat in the middle of the room, staring at the jeagirl who has her cannons trained on the wilder girl and is hiding behind the couch in an attempt to 'keep you safe'

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 01:06:18 2016 No.14867332 >>14867297 Not that different from Oppai Loli Hell, just with angels instead of demons.

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 01:06:47 2016 No.14867333

>>14867327
>Its a good night sleep but, upon awakening, you find that the kaiju is crouched like a cat in the middle of the room, staring at the jeagirl who has her cannons trained on the wilder girl and is hiding behind the couch in an attempt to 'keep you safe'
Uh-oh, here we go again!
>laugh track, freeze-frame, roll credits

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 01:07:53 2016 No.14867335

>>14867313
The only way this ends is if I waifu both of them. They'd probably bicker, but it'd be cute, as would watching them try to get along.

And the threesomes. Size is going to be an issue, though. Gonna have to get to work on that Jeager with the force feedback robo-dick...

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 01:09:01 2016 No.14867338

>>14867297
A paradise for men who have learned the charm of little girls with big breasts. Everywhere you look, there are cute girls with soft, bright eyes and big round chests. You may treat them as lovers or as daughterus, but so long as you keep the love of oppai lolis in your heart, they will always be happy to see you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 01:10:01 2016 No.14867340 >>14867333 Indeed, your life becomes a 3-way romcom. >>14867335 SHrinkray. They do become friendly rivals so, while there is bickering, they remain on amicable terms. Their first race after becoming your brides is to see who gets pregnant first.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 01:11:02 2016 No.14867343 >>14867338 >They'll always be happy to see you. Why is this the thing I want the most out of this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 01:13:28 2016 No.14867348 >>14867343 Because people crave love and acceptance.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 01:14:29 2016 No.14867354 >>14867343 Because affection and love are the oldest, strongest fetishes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 01:21:38 2016 No.14867364 File: 117 KB, 600x706, 1449515056219.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14867349 More lickable dragon abs

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 01:24:27 2016 No.14867371 >>14866398 >I talk about icarii like a thread back >This gets made I like to think I played a part.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 01:26:37 2016 No.14867376 File: 174 KB, 1023x1600, dirty white.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Its all fun and games adventuring until thee white mage starts acting funny

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 01:28:32 2016 No.14867381 >>14867376 Then it just gets kinky!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 01:28:43 2016 No.14867382 >>14867364 Worship the Dragon. Taste the Dragon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 01:31:21 2016 No.14867392 >>14867376 Maybe she's jealous of all the monster pussy you've been looking at/enjoying behind the teams back?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 01:32:17 2016 No.14867396 >>14867376 Put your dress down woman, and come heal me dammit!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 01:32:47 2016 No.14867397 >>14867376 Do we have anybody else in the party that can check for kistune-bi?

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 01:33:24 2016 No.14867400

>>14867364
I want to make a /fit/ monstergirl feel like the most beautiful girl in the world.

>>14867376
Fuckin' white mages man. It's always the quiet healers who turn out to be total perverts who secretly want to become succubi.
Specifically, they want to become succubi to rape the reckless warrior she's partnered with because he keeps doing stupid shit and making her job harder.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 01:33:51 2016 No.14867401 >>14867392 The idea of a childhood/good friend going monster just to compete and get the man she loves gets me hard like no other. especially if it's some last minute rescue shit where they use the powerboost to rescue the guy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 01:34:19 2016 No.14867405 >>14867382 Captain Anon is licking a Dragon, why is he licking a Dragon? To hug the Dragon. To embrace the Dragon. To envelop the Dragon. Captain Anon is licking a Dragon, because he is in love.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 01:34:56 2016 No.14867407 >>14867397 Maybe if we leave some fried tofu out in the open, we can it out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 01:36:28 2016 No.14867410 >>14867397 Maybe if we leave some fried tofu out in the open, we can lure it out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 01:37:27 2016 No.14867414 >>14867376 Healsluts need to be tied up and tickled until they understand their position.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 01:37:49 2016 No.14867417 >>14867376 >sea bishop white mage Fucking perfect Literally the only suitable WM

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 01:38:30 2016 No.14867419 File: 542 KB, 582x823, 1429240669310.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14867382 >Dragon worship Anon, their egos are already inflated as it is. Worshipping their flawless bodies, no matter how right, is only going to make the problem worse.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 01:39:11 2016 No.14867420 File: 238 KB, 510x763, 1450142372211.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14867376 Healsluts, the lot of them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 01:39:47 2016 No.14867422 >>14867419 I want a down to earth dragon that isn't haughty or arrogant and is actually a down to earth tomboy. pudge/muscle flavors are equally welcome.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 01:40:54 2016 No.14867425 >>14867420 That's funny because healers hate everyone else in games. I should know, I was one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 01:41:53 2016 No.14867428 >>14867425 >being a healer Why would you do that if you're not a slut for pain?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 01:43:09 2016 No.14867432 File: 1.18 MB, 2940x1791, 1447731408522.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14867422 >Down to earth tomboy dragon that isn't haughty or arrogant They have those, anon. They're called Wyverns.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 01:43:57 2016 No.14867434 >>14867428 >Slut for pain No, that would make me a masochist, which I also am. I healed because it's a crucial role that I wasn't willing to trust others with.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 01:44:11 2016 No.14867436 >>14867425 Yeah, healers and tanks. Meanwhile the DPS with no accountability bitches everyone out the moment something goes wrong.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 01:46:12 2016 No.14867440 >>14867434 >I took the most ungrateful position that causes stress and results in endless torrents of verbal abuse from my team mates So yeah. You're a masochist. Me? DPS is the way, the truth and the life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 01:46:26 2016 No.14867441 >>14867381 This guy gets it! >>14867396 heal sex is the awnser >>14867400 >>14867401 these are stories I want to read.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 01:46:33 2016 No.14867443 >>14867432 >No Ojou-Sama Wyvern twins to save you from a life of prostitution and make you their husband. Fuckin' shit. This is the worst.

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 01:46:35 2016 No.14867445

>>14867432
Makes sense.
I'd enjoy a pair of wyvern twins where one is a fit, muscled tomboy and the other is the same personality-wise but is a fair bit tubbier due to having broken a wing as a child and having never had it heal properly.

>>14867436
Yeah.
It was rare to get DPS that isn't idiotic.

Tanks were normally pretty solid but every so often you got one who would just go-go-go-go even when everyone was out of mana or needed heal after a fight.
I still thanked everyone for each dungeon run we finished.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 01:46:43 2016 No.14867446 >>14867434 >Masochistic healer That's what we call a self-sustaining cycle

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 01:49:09 2016 No.14867451

>>14867440
They only shit on you when people are retards and you can cover a certain amount of retardation if you're good.

>>14867446
Well, I did 1 to max level in a low damage healing spec back in the day.

Every battle wasn't me killing my opponent but me existing until they died.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 01:50:57 2016 No.14867458 A real reason for women to fear lilims was if their transformation powers were RNG based

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 01:51:43 2016 No.14867463

>>14863859
I started coming to threads a little before the EMG serialization was announced but I've always been into monstergirls. It's not like they're a new thing. Cheetara from thundercats, angel and demon girls digimon, and slutty vampires and demons from various sources likely contributed to the fetish.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 01:51:48 2016 No.14867464 File: 139 KB, 760x999, 1401044368777.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh no! Anubis Advisor is playing hooky today so she can be the arrogant DPS in her silly MMO raid! How will your campaign survive without her?

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 01:52:14 2016 No.14867465

>>14867445

I try to be fair with DPS because odds are if they're doing their job, I won't even notice because everything is running smoothly. It's really easy to see when a healer isn't doing their job though, which is why I started doing it.

Being a healer for monstergirls sounds like a good way to be proactively dated. Constantly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 01:52:57 2016 No.14867468 >>14867458 That or they give out punishment based transformations. haughty, arrogant girl getting turned into a hobgoblin would be nice, as would turning a meek girl that shit talks others in secret into an oomukade.

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 01:55:00 2016 No.14867474

>>14867465
Exactly, I didn't give DPS shit but I could definitely tell when one screwed up.

Again, I thanked them all when a dungeon was done regardless.

And yes, a healer in an MG party would be asking for proactive dating.
I'd still be sarcastic and just tell them to get it over with when we are done so I can go nap or something.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 01:55:15 2016 No.14867476 File: 19 KB, 224x244, 14567843543543.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14867464 Guess I'll give my Sphinx Adviser a shot in her stead.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 01:56:17 2016 No.14867478 >>14867401 Girl turning dragon in free fall to save her love would be awesome. >>14867468 I'm sure we have a story about that somewhere.

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 01:56:45 2016 No.14867479
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>>14863859
I remember it started when I was a little kid with that Scooby Doo special. Then as I grew up I started getting attracted to female monsters from Yugioh and Digimon.
Once I played Breath of Fire II, I got attracted to pic related and knew I was stuck in the monstergirl hole.

>>14867464
What campaign? I'm just peacefully ruling my kingdom. Though she did skip out on the finance meeting for this. I'm going to have to get my Khepri harem to pin her chubby NEET ass down so I can remind her that her duties to the kingdom are more important.

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 01:59:47 2016 No.14867489

>>14867476
I still want to get her riddle wrong on purpose while looking her dead in the eyes.
>"What stands one tw-"
>"Swordfish."
>"No, that's wrong. I didn't even finish my riddle wha-"
>"I know what I'm doing."
>"...Oh! Oh-ho-ho! What a naughty boy~"
God that would be amazing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 02:03:16 2016 No.14867492 File: 160 KB, 359x539, 1431969315713.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14867464 If she's taking the day off then I'm taking the day off! And I know just how I'm going to spend it.

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 02:10:11 2016 No.14867528

>>14867489
>"Swordfish."
>" That's actually correct. I didn't even finish my riddle. "
> " Damn, I wanted to get some action. "
> " Nope, can't. It's against the rules. I guess you can go now. I hear that there's a lonely Horned Lamia roaming around that you might talk to, or a buzzard girl. "
> "Cool, thanks. "
> "any time"

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 02:14:24 2016 No.14867538 >>14867528 Anon why.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 02:29:07 2016 No.14867578 File: 126 KB, 450x500, 5fc967032f3bcd73a8b2b8bf957145f5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14867538 Because you touch yourself instead of fucking that fine mouse girl living in your pantry.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 02:30:40 2016 No.14867583 >>14867578 But she's flat as a board! At least let something interesting like a dormouse or a hinezumi live in my pantry.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 02:30:50 2016 No.14867584 >>14867578 I'll tell you what I've told her a million times, I'm sorry, but I'm not into mouse girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 02:31:02 2016 No.14867586 >>14867578 I don't have a mouse in the pantry. The catgirl keeps chasing her away. The smug just won't stop. Please send help.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 02:31:19 2016 No.14867589 >>14867578 She's so tiny, probably wouldn't even fit...

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 02:32:32 2016 No.14867593 >>14867578 Mine keep getting into the hathorite and holst cheese so they just laze about the house now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 02:33:04 2016 No.14867594 >>14867589 J-J-JAM IT IN!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 02:35:11 2016 No.14867598 Why have we forgotten the soldier beetle?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 02:36:34 2016 No.14867603 >>14867598 I haven't. I'd enjoy having a few silent bug tanks keeping me safe.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 02:37:05 2016 No.14867604 File: 474 KB, 1037x1100, Goldier beetle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14867598 Why not?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 02:39:57 2016 No.14867612 >>14867586 I'll take that smug catgirl off your hands for you. More Smug for the smug harem cuddlepile.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 02:40:01 2016 No.14867614 >>14867603 >tanks I kind of want to make a party of insects now. >Soldier beetle tanking >Mantis rogue DPS >Jorogumo yes, I know, shut up. in the back working magic Who would be the heal slut th--oh. I guess I would.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 02:49:38 2016 No.14867646 >>14867074 Does anyone else have a record in their head that plays whenever they see these poses?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 02:55:04 2016 No.14867670 >>14864408 Have you actually read Dreamscape Miami Paladin? He only killed one spider that was raping him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 02:56:54 2016 No.14867676 What you you use as a line when facing down several monster girls?

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 02:59:32 2016 No.14867683

>>14867612
That may be a bit-no, scratch that, it'll be completely impossible, she's somewhat disinclined to leave.

Aaaand I think she read that.

Well, she's not smug anymore, mostly...
I do kinda wish she'd put down the meat-mallet though, the way she's waving it around is a bit

Sorry about the interruption. I just noticed a rather uncouth individual's post suggesting that I be removed from this place. Don't worry, I didn't kill him. He'll have plenty of life left to learn to love me~

As for the mice, well, they were an annoyance.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 03:00:34 2016 No.14867684 >>14867676 "Money up front before you all go."

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 03:01:41 2016 No.14867689 >>14867676 I've already kicked so much smoking hot monster ass today that I need to buy myself a new pair of boots.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 03:04:40 2016 No.14867697 >>14867676 "Alright, the pretty one can rape me first." And then I make my escape while they're cat fighting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 03:05:25 2016 No.14867699 >>14867676 Let's Get DANGEROUS

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 03:05:26 2016 No.14867700 >>14867676 In battle "Prepare yourself, I am no mere swordsman" In bed "I'll have you all walking with a limp!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 03:05:53 2016 No.14867701 >>14867676 "Jokes on you! I only like fat chicks!" It's a bit of a lie so I'm hoping the confusion lets me escape.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 03:06:30 2016 No.14867703 >>14867697 Genius!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 03:06:59 2016 No.14867704 >>14867701 >what is monster mana

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 03:07:28 2016 No.14867707 >>14867676 My garden wall is 4ft high.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 03:07:35 2016 No.14867708 >>14867701 What if they're all fat?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 03:08:30 2016 No.14867711 >>14867708 then say you like thin chicks

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 03:08:51 2016 No.14867712 >>14867704 Something that takes far too long to kick in. I'll be gone before they know it. >>14867708 Then I guess I'm kinda screwed there...although I could just simply walk away at a brisk pace.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 03:11:26 2016 No.14867714 >>14867676 "Dinner's almost on, the stew just needs a few more minutes. And if you mess up this souffle with your antics, I'm sleeping on the couch, alone."

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 03:11:54 2016 No.14867716 >>14867707 So you'll defeat them with autism? Not bad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 03:12:53 2016 No.14867717 >>14867711 What if it's an even split of the two

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 03:13:43 2016 No.14867718 >>14867717 Say you like muscled chicks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 03:13:52 2016 No.14867719 >>14867676 Dead man wanking

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 03:14:53 2016 No.14867721 >>14867676 Please be gentle!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 03:14:59 2016 No.14867722 >>14867717 then you keep going till you run out of excuses and get raped and i have plenty

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 03:16:01 2016 No.14867726 >>14867676 IT'S TIME FOR JACK TO LET ER RIP Sex or boss fight, I'm covered either way.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 03:18:57 2016 No.14867733 >>14867676 "Kyaa!"

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 03:19:06 2016 No.14867734

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please be aware that oppai loli heaven's rivals are looking for men too.
Bottom heavy hell is fill with a bunch of extremely fat bottomed loli devils and demons that act much like their divine compatriots, if just a bit more mischievous.

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 03:19:07 2016 No.14867735

>>14867722
>Anon just pulls out a book of excuses
>Puts on some spectacles and licks his finger to flip a page
>They ask him why you have a book of excuses
>"In life, you need these sort of things."
>"Isn't that just an excuse?"
>"I don't know, X. Maybe I should look through this book of excuses to see if using this book of excuses is an excuse."

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 03:19:46 2016 No.14867737 >>14867726 Anyone have that "Cock Rampage" thing from Oglaf? I feel like that would fit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 03:21:02 2016 No.14867740 >>14867734 Damned if you do, damned if you don't. Where's that lich at?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 03:21:49 2016 No.14867743 >>14867708 Then I put them on their back and put a baby in them. I don't care if they're manticores, kobolds, or cyclopses.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 03:22:31 2016 No.14867745 >>14867743 Too many babies.

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 03:23:40 2016 No.14867749

>>14867740
why do you need her anon?
Don't want them?
They had cake baked to welcome you and everything.
You don't want a bunch of oppai loli angels/fat bottomed demons to be sadly sitting around a cake they'd baked for you with all their hearts do you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 03:24:42 2016 No.14867752 >>14867745 No such thing. They're going to be birthing broods when I'm done, even if they weight more than the other girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 03:24:55 2016 No.14867754 >>14867749 But Anon, loli despair is my fetish.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 03:25:45 2016 No.14867757 File: 368 KB, 1024x576, 1456993545917.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have a thing. Study of facial expressions

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 03:26:22 2016 No.14867758 >>14867752 You can't care for that many babies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 03:26:35 2016 No.14867759 >Heaven is all tits with tall and graceful titty angels >Hell is a buncha thick thigh'd ass heavy slim chested leggy demons >Meanwhile, fallen angels have both Why are the Nephelim always the best faction?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 03:26:44 2016 No.14867761 >>14867754 So you'd level them sitting around a table, their party hats and cake untouched as they learn that the oniichan they dreamed of doesn't want them?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 03:27:45 2016 No.14867767 >>14867758 You don't know that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 03:29:30 2016 No.14867770 >>14867767 I can hazard a guess.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 03:30:04 2016 No.14867772 >>14867761 I'll leave the levelling to some one who wants to do it. You seem into these semen demons, why don't you just be their nii-nii you alp.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 03:31:11 2016 No.14867773 >>14867770 It's going to happen Anon. I'm going to raise those daughterus, support them, and keep the wives big.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 03:33:04 2016 No.14867775 >>14867772 Because an oniichan needs to care for his imotous, be they the big breasted ones or the fat bottomed, thick thighed ones. Either way, I guess I'm going to let heaven or hell know that it's time to rock and get some new imotous out of it

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 03:33:42 2016 No.14867778 File: 274 KB, 1500x1194, 1445996758112.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So Anon. Light or Dark?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 03:34:19 2016 No.14867779 >>14867773 Seems like too much work.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 03:35:30 2016 No.14867783 >>14867779 Worth it in the end, my good anon. Worth it in the end.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 03:35:38 2016 No.14867784 >>14867779 Won't he be in for a surprise when he discovers there is no welfare in MGC.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 03:36:45 2016 No.14867787 >>14867778 >No night >No snow >No blood Shitty selection senpai

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 03:36:55 2016 No.14867788 >>14867778 I trust neither of them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 03:38:30 2016 No.14867795 >>14867778 White for tender love and romance and being taught the way of the elf. Black for rape when we demand the unconditional surrender of elfland.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 03:39:50 2016 No.14867797 >>14867783 I'm not seeing it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 03:40:11 2016 No.14867799 >>14867757 This is neat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 03:41:15 2016 No.14867801 File: 1.08 MB, 1000x1350, 1456994475115.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Why is it that you don't make eye contact with me, am I unattractive to you?"

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 03:41:17 2016 No.14867802 >>14867778 Yes. Both are good for different reasons, depends on whether you're in the mood for rough or gentle, tender or fierce.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 03:42:39 2016 No.14867805 So writefags, whatcha working on right now? >>14867801 Begone you overgrown jubjub!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 03:44:00 2016 No.14867806 >>14867801 Why are you looking at me in the first place?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 03:46:42 2016 No.14867816 >>14867805 >working on I'm procrastinating writing more Jubjub because I've got an online class to finish after putting it off for almost 6 months. And I've got writers block.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 03:47:52 2016 No.14867819 File: 192 KB, 1000x847, 1454020967595.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14867805 I started a new chapter of MGC. Experimenting with new character designs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 03:53:46 2016 No.14867833 >>14867816 What kind of online class lets you put it off for that long?

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 03:54:22 2016 No.14867835

>>14867805
>whatcha working on right now?
Extreme procrastination's a serious thing soplanning. Lots and lots of planning. Realization that idea is way longer than anticipated
>Tfw you realise your idea would be better if it was drawn into a comic than just words
Plus side, other story idea would work in written form, but that's in planning as well
Procrastination's a hell of a thing. Writer's block doesn't help

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 03:54:41 2016 No.14867836 >>14867801 I want the emerald of Evernach, EHEHEHEHE! This marriage was but a ruse, but you shall make a fine cumdump for myself to keep in a literal gilded cage!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 03:56:22 2016 No.14867842 >>14867833 One that I didn't actually purchase till January and only started this weekend. It's a work thing that my boss and I first discussed in September but I'm a lazy shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 03:57:50 2016 No.14867845 >>14867836 Wasn't that the plot of the second arc of SAO?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 03:59:05 2016 No.14867849 >>14867845 Anon, nobody watches SAO

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 03:59:15 2016 No.14867851 >>14867845 Wouldn't know, never watched it. If it was like this random shit I just dumped out, I wouldn't be surprised.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 04:00:01 2016 No.14867855 >>14867849 I sorta watched it til ep 14 and quit. I can say railwars sucked even more.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 04:01:07 2016 No.14867857 >>14867849 There was someone here who had Asuna as his waifu, I don't know if he's still here though

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 04:01:53 2016 No.14867860 >>14867851 Bad guy tells the MC that he kidnapped his GF and placed her in a cage in an unreachable place in an MMO cause of no other reason than he wanted to do it , oh and made her an elf too .trust me it was bad

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 04:02:49 2016 No.14867862 >>14867857 I'm still here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 04:05:25 2016 No.14867870 >>14867860 I liked it more than the first half desu. Got the plot moving, which is a hell of a lot better than an opening arc with literally 1/4 filler episodes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 04:07:06 2016 No.14867879 File: 233 KB, 586x1000, 1456873271353.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Welp, i'll leave this here .

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 04:08:38 2016 No.14867887 >>14867879 A Magical Sparklefox?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 04:09:39 2016 No.14867889 >>14867849 I watched it with Toonami General They made it funny

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 04:25:32 2016 No.14867934 File: 1.06 MB, 1158x1637, magama tits.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] how would you fight for your wife?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 04:28:01 2016 No.14867939 >>14867934 With children's card games.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 04:28:56 2016 No.14867943 >>14867939 But would they be card games on motorcycles?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 04:29:29 2016 No.14867946 >>14867939 Im actually surprised that that series is still going

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 04:31:21 2016 No.14867952 >>14867943 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 04:31:53 2016 No.14867953 File: 333 KB, 875x1002, 55520189_p2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What is it about monoeyes that makes them so supremely bullyable?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 04:34:49 2016 No.14867965 >>14867934 With my trusty sword and shield or a sword and shield with RWBY's semi- patented `its also a gun` technology. On a side note, what was that dragons name?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 04:34:59 2016 No.14867966 >>14867953 Ugly, Weak, Gloomy, Inferior genes, Smelly, Too close to humans.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 04:37:41 2016 No.14867973 >>14867965 Iilothe, or something like that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 04:39:15 2016 No.14867978 >>14867934 Beating up all of her bullies so I can have her all to myself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 04:39:57 2016 No.14867982 >>14867934 I want her axe

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 04:43:49 2016 No.14867993 >>14867965 >RWBY's semi- patented `its also a gun` technology Explain

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 04:45:20 2016 No.14867996 >>14867993 Not the Anon, but RWBY suffers from "It's a gun" syndrome where everthing is a gun Axe? It's also a gun Scythe? Also a sniper rifle Those pair of panties? Slingshot

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 04:45:49 2016 No.14867998 >>14867993 Exactly what it fucking says. Sword guns. Gun chucks. Ballistic fists. Big ass hammers with bullets loaded into it like a revolver.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 04:49:42 2016 No.14868008 >>14867996 >>14867998 At least the have a bunch of people that use non gun weapons, like juane and that guy from team CFVY I have to admit that the staff that turns in to gunchucks was a little too far

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 04:55:54 2016 No.14868019 >>14868008 >gunchucks That is a bit absurd. More so than swordchucks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 04:56:30 2016 No.14868022 >>14868008 I want a yuki onna with neon's Ice chucks Or a oni with that rocket launcher/club thing the bar guy had. Monster girls with crazy weapons have fuelled today's boner!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 04:57:18 2016 No.14868023 Praise the Fallen God.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 04:58:51 2016 No.14868025 >>14868019 At least sword chuck makes sense in a impractical way instead of just plain bullshit Also thanks for reminding me about 8-bit theater

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 05:01:53 2016 No.14868033 >>14868023 Praise my special snowflake magical realm's OC God.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 05:02:36 2016 No.14868034 File: 376 KB, 594x928, Evil preist.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14868023 Indeed

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 05:05:08 2016 No.14868042 >>14868025 did they ever finish that

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 05:10:05 2016 No.14868059 >>14868042 Yep! with one of the best callback jokes I care to remember. Four white mages? It'll never work.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 05:15:44 2016 No.14868078 >>14868034 how is she evil?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 05:20:45 2016 No.14868095 >>14868023 You only say that because you're a deviant who wants to have praying orgies with all the lewd Dark Priests

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 05:21:42 2016 No.14868097 >>14868078 FROM

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 05:24:29 2016 No.14868104 >>14868097 I dont get it

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 05:24:49 2016 No.14868106 >>14868097 FROM? Is this a Waifu Souls 3 type of thing?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 05:26:42 2016 No.14868111 File: 188 KB, 600x600, 1421139222832.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bloop.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 05:31:45 2016 No.14868123 File: 167 KB, 984x1233, 1437983021791.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wanna dance the Shroom Samba?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 05:36:28 2016 No.14868131 >>14868123 Will there be hopping corgis?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 05:38:02 2016 No.14868134 File: 1.28 MB, 294x224, Nope samba.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14868131 Hopping Kobolds, maybe.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 05:45:03 2016 No.14868152 >>14868131 >>14868134 I'm going to feed suspicious mushrooms to some guy's Kobold daughteru, film her hopping around and then put it on the internet and make millions of theoretical dollars!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 05:46:44 2016 No.14868157 >>14868152 Not as many theoretical dollars as me when I upload a video of a panda girl sneezing!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 05:49:20 2016 No.14868166 File: 1.53 MB, 480x270, 1369978283663[1].gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14868157 As if anyone would want to see snot dripping from a girl's nose!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 06:03:36 2016 No.14868206 File: 738 KB, 1001x1221, 1454608836266.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tsundere tomboys who have inferiority complexes stemming from their self-perceived lack of femininity!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 06:03:42 2016 No.14868207 File: 214 KB, 1773x1080, killzone-liberation.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey, guys, do you have any special gallery for all madskillz from this thread?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 06:04:15 2016 No.14868209 >>14868207 Please delete.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 06:06:25 2016 No.14868212 >>14868209 Post?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 06:06:46 2016 No.14868214 >>14867857 >>14867862 Wait we have people with human waifus here?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 06:07:10 2016 No.14868217 >>14868212 No, image.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 06:08:11 2016 No.14868223 >>14868214 My waifu is a human, yes. I'm not going to leave her just because I like Monster Girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 06:08:39 2016 No.14868225 >>14868217 Why?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 06:09:17 2016 No.14868230 >>14868225 It's not thread related. Don't be an asshat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 06:09:20 2016 No.14868231 >>14868223 Well, what MG would you turn her into if you had to choose? You can just choose elf if you're boring.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 06:10:32 2016 No.14868238 >>14868231 Dragon, obviously. She's already got the needy personality and the "staying-at-home-surrounded-by-wealth-and-collections-of-things-she-likes" stuff down.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 06:10:48 2016 No.14868240 >>14868230 Okay, sorry about that, first time in this thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 06:12:09 2016 No.14868245 >>14868240 Live and learn, son. Next you should try to rephrase your question so it makes sense.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 06:12:47 2016 No.14868247 >>14868214 My waifu is a human, yes

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 06:21:34 2016 No.14868275 File: 96 KB, 800x900, 1483426743243.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14868206 Grape-flavored Onis are the best Onis.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 06:22:17 2016 No.14868278 File: 297 KB, 1140x1200, 1424016326516.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I like Spiders. They're adorable with their many legs and big, doey eyes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 06:24:15 2016 No.14868289 >>14868207 Check the links in the OP, the wordpress is your best bet but there's still some stuff it's missing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 06:26:29 2016 No.14868296 File: 97 KB, 800x557, Z0ove4g.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14868289 Thanks mate, I am already save some pict from Imgur >>14868245 Forget about that, I find what I searching for.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 06:38:44 2016 No.14868328 >>14868111 She ain't gunna be so smug when a u-boat accidentally collides with her vag while she's sleeping and takes her virginity.

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 06:47:08 2016 No.14868346
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>My strength has failed me...
>But with you by my side, I can still carry on!
>Look for my sign so that you can call me to your aid when great foes make your courage falter!

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 06:47:34 2016 No.14868347
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>#5: Scylla (Monstergirl Encyclopedia) WIP (Sketch: in progress - Lineart: pending - Color: pending)
Seems the non-monster girl commission in 5th place pulled out. Weird to think that this is going to be her first piece of good art, she was first posted in 2008.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 06:47:46 2016 No.14868348 Quick anon the big airsoft tournament is just around the corner! Which MG's are in your squad and why? Remember you can only pick 3.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 06:48:00 2016 No.14868349 File: 843 KB, 1248x1320, 1448180381807.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14868206 what about them?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 06:49:24 2016 No.14868352 >>14868348 Aww, man! I got left with all the bad picks! Tammy, an Alp Shakuka the Thick, P'Orc and captain of our squad Yuri, Crow Tengu fujoshi

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 06:50:11 2016 No.14868353 >>14868348 Oni, Holst, Apophis.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 06:50:32 2016 No.14868356 >>14868352 What will their roles be? Surely you can pull it out if you all believe and try!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 06:52:05 2016 No.14868357 >>14868348 Goblin, Baphomet and Large mouse. I prefer titty monsters but those three are smaller targets and quicker on their feet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 06:52:30 2016 No.14868359 >>14868353 How will you make sure your holst doesnt start lactating, or your oni getting drunk between rounds? What if your apophis gets violent with the reigning champions led by the paraoh?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 06:52:58 2016 No.14868361 >>14868356 Well, I'll probably end up getting my arm twisted behind my back by Shakuka and then made to suck on Tammy's tail while Yuri films it for use later on. It's not exactly conventional, but I'm sure we can win if we just believe in ourselves.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 06:54:44 2016 No.14868366 >>14868348 Tarasque. Wurm. Golem. Can't stop the rock

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 06:54:55 2016 No.14868368 >>14868361 I see, your plan is to shock the enemy team into submission. Brilliant! >>14868357 Tactical choices anon, will you be using hit and run guerilla tactics?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 06:55:35 2016 No.14868370 >>14868359 I don't know, that's out team theme. We're quirky.

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 06:58:59 2016 No.14868374

>>14868370
>Half way through round one, the holst I picked starting lactating through her uniform
>The Oni was too busy to move forward trying to find her flask in the backpack
>The apophis never even left staging, too busy glaring at Pharaoh and her 'Dune Warriors'
>"G-guys? You're going to play right?"

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 07:00:30 2016 No.14868378 >>14868366 Give the wurm a minigun, and or shotgun. It's the only correct choice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 07:01:19 2016 No.14868381 >>14868346 >you will never traverse the land, engaging in jolly cooperation with a Dullahan Sadness.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 07:02:01 2016 No.14868386 >>14868374 Don't you see, we're the underdog. And Underdogs always win.

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 07:03:03 2016 No.14868389
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>>14868368
>Tactical choices anon, will you be using hit and run guerilla tactics?
Of course. Hit and run, camouflage, sniping and quickly relocating. All great tactics that take advantage of their size and speed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 07:05:04 2016 No.14868394 >>14868386 Clearly your tactical genius will pull through anon! Next you have to go against the team with the alp, the crow tengu and P'orc though. I hear their tactics are pretty unorthodox!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 07:05:07 2016 No.14868395 >>14868378 Who said anything about guns? We're going to beat the competition into submission with burlap sacks filled with airsoft bullets. It's not against the rules.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 07:06:11 2016 No.14868398 >>14868389 What happens if your mouse gets a scrape on her knee though? She'll need comforting in the field of battle anon!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 07:08:16 2016 No.14868403 >>14868389 I want the Knights of the holy cheese to invade my house!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 07:09:43 2016 No.14868409 >>14868398 Well, you kiss it better and put a bandaid on it of course. >>14868403 Just don't take the name of Gouda in vain.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 07:11:27 2016 No.14868417 >>14868409 Deeo down, with the adrenaline and all, your mouse will want more. So will you anon, will you put love aside for the tournament? Or will you win the real prize.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 07:11:43 2016 No.14868418 File: 491 KB, 1170x855, 1422948219893.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why, dearest anon? Why do you fap to those bitches and whores?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 07:12:51 2016 No.14868425 >>14868418 I-i can fap to you if you want.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 07:12:51 2016 No.14868426 >>14868417 Who needs a trophy when you have mouse ass to tame. >>14868418 Because you don't do anal.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 07:15:28 2016 No.14868433 >>14868418 Frankly you're an eyesore teleports behind her takes off disguise jitsu Tsssssk you should've wing'd it kiddo

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 07:18:53 2016 No.14868446
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>>14868398
That's where the emergency cheese rations come in, they're not the nicest tasting stuff but they're enough to stop her worrying about her knee. Will delete it later.
>>14868403
I want to offer my house as place of worship for them. Just don't ask why the alter is in the basement, no one likes those kind of questions.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 07:22:02 2016 No.14868460 File: 144 KB, 960x720, 1445884135225.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Elf Cuddlin' Just a reminder.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 07:24:35 2016 No.14868471 >>14868460 I wish I could make a dark elf feel that loved and protected.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 07:26:46 2016 No.14868478 >>14868471 I wish I could lead a life of comfy and slightly kinky coexistence with a tender and loving Dark Elf domme.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 07:34:41 2016 No.14868503 File: 585 KB, 859x1452, 1396339331505.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14868478 >Alp will never return from Charon's ferry and finish Vertex Well someone else ought to start writing a comfy SoL about a Dark Elf and her sub.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 07:37:06 2016 No.14868510 FEED ME CORRUPTION STORIES!

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 07:37:17 2016 No.14868511

>>14868478
>slightly kinky coexistence

>Your dark elf wife comes into the bedroom wearing nothing but thigh-high garterbelt stockings and elbow length silk gloves
>She gets in bed with you
>You cuddle and stroke her hair while she slowly jerks you off with her graceful, gloves fingers

What a lovely life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 07:39:27 2016 No.14868518 >>14868511 >wearing nothing but thigh-high garterbelt stockings and elbow length silk gloves There's still room for improvement. She needs one of those silk collars with a flower attached to it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 07:41:47 2016 No.14868525 >>14868510 >There was a human girl who liked a dude >then a lilim happened >now she's a kracken and the dud is her husband >end happy

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 07:43:44 2016 No.14868527 >>14868525 I didn't know lilims were a event and not people.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 07:45:05 2016 No.14868532 >>14868527 Lilims are RULES OF NATURE.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 07:45:20 2016 No.14868534 >>14868527 You've never seen a lillim storm? They're beautiful things, they just sweep across the town and turn all the women into Monster Girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 07:45:23 2016 No.14868535 File: 172 KB, 258x314, Cut_Saphirette_p4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14868418 Why not?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 07:48:58 2016 No.14868548 >>14868418 What else am I supposed to do?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 07:49:04 2016 No.14868550 >>14868535 >spectacles Into the compactor it goes, with the rest of the glass and plastic.

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 07:49:14 2016 No.14868552

>>14868518
>Dark elf wearing a collar with a single white carnation on it
>She blushes and explains that it symbolises faithfulness and sweet, pure love
>All while wearing the gloves, garterbelt and transparent panties all made from white silk

How do you respond to this?

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 07:50:39 2016 No.14868559

>>14868510
>once upon a time there was a guard captain on break with her squire
>She saw a spider crawling down on his back and crushed it
>The god of spiders descended from heaven and turned her into a jurogumo in return
>the wedding with her squire is now on sunday.
>the end

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 07:50:51 2016 No.14868561

>>14868532
I am literally an alp for Monsoon. He's a fucking adonis no homo. Top or bottom it doesn't matter to me as long as I am in contact with him, the futile act of exchanging our DNA has meaning when it's with him. I'd let rip on Monsoon's alp boipussy so hard it'd disappear.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 07:51:10 2016 No.14868564 >>14868552 Reveal that I actually brought her red roses to signify my passionate love and ask her if it's not dignified enough for her to accept.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 07:55:52 2016 No.14868575 >>14868510 >be anon >have a shitty corruption fetish >get alp'd for being such a faggot >get raped by a meth addicted paladin wannabe with hiv/aids, zika virus and no teeth >enjoy it like the faggot I am

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 08:00:46 2016 No.14868599 >>14868510 What kinda corruption? Dear Lord it's so good corruption or dear Lord what have I become corruption?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 08:02:31 2016 No.14868605 >>14868599 both

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 08:04:16 2016 No.14868613 File: 296 KB, 1697x1200, 1450874144559.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She's a big girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 08:04:27 2016 No.14868614 >>14868534 All I can picture is a Lillim riding a tornado made out of demonic energy

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 08:06:00 2016 No.14868619 >>14868564 This is how you make a dark elf your wife. She's gonna wear both flowers and give her body to you entirely, all while fondling your ears and stroking your hair lovingly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 08:06:54 2016 No.14868625 >>14867676 "Bromide."

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 08:07:02 2016 No.14868626 >>14868619 >fondling your ears Drat! My greatest weakness! So this is the power of domme species?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 08:10:44 2016 No.14868634 File: 100 KB, 500x500, 1400125063448.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I recently got the first two Waifu Souls games but haven't gotten around to playing them yet. Is killing the cuties really worth it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 08:12:10 2016 No.14868638 >>14867676 "The wind blows in my favor, little girls. You are not walking away from this one."

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 08:12:49 2016 No.14868640 File: 104 KB, 640x960, 1456996986502.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Which is best?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 08:13:10 2016 No.14868641 >>14868626 Yep. She's going to make you putty in her hands by whispering into your ears how much she loves you, interspersed with shivery little moans of happy pleasure.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 08:14:10 2016 No.14868649 >>14868640 F through H are the best, but all breasts are lovely.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 08:15:37 2016 No.14868654 >>14868640 G or H.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 08:15:39 2016 No.14868655 >>14868641 I have nothing to look forward to but the hopelessness of being tied to the bed with silk ribbons, having by eyes blindfolded and then getting my ears nibbled and kissed and whispered into all night. I regret nothing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 08:15:41 2016 No.14868656 File: 264 KB, 854x1500, BT1lqJ2.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14868640 G

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 08:16:40 2016 No.14868660 >>14868640 I'll go with f.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 08:16:41 2016 No.14868661 >>14868640 G. H situationally. Like if lactation is involved.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 08:18:36 2016 No.14868665 >>14868640 I like E, maybe with temporary boosts to F under the effects of milk.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 08:18:37 2016 No.14868666 >>14868640 F and G

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 08:20:13 2016 No.14868672 >>14868655 If a monster girl discovered my ear licking fetish I wouldn't survive long.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 08:20:51 2016 No.14868675 >All these cow-tits fags Disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 08:21:26 2016 No.14868680 >>14868640 E to H

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 08:22:31 2016 No.14868682 >>14868675 Stay salty, oh ye of shit taste.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 08:28:15 2016 No.14868702 >>14868675 Sabbath pls go

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 08:32:00 2016 No.14868712 >>14868640 idort.png

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 08:33:11 2016 No.14868718 >>14868640 B to G are god tier A and H are top tier If I had to choose one it'd be F

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 08:37:03 2016 No.14868727 >>14868718 I like the way you think, you agreeable individual.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 08:43:44 2016 No.14868753 >>14868640 A!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 08:44:07 2016 No.14868756 >>14868640 a

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 08:49:15 2016 No.14868772 >Your monster girl daughteru is now a whole year old now >time to potty train her >She is not being cooperative How badly does this go?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 08:51:31 2016 No.14868780 >>14867604 Add some blue highlights in places, along with a few jewels and maybe even wings, and these could easily be Soldier 'Scarabs' that work alongside Khepri.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 08:52:32 2016 No.14868784 >>14867757 Quite nicely done, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 08:54:15 2016 No.14868788 >>14868640 Anything from B to G is fine by me and it highly depends on the girl. H is fine for Holsts though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 08:55:46 2016 No.14868793 File: 535 KB, 848x1200, Grimm Girl - Blue Angel - Glaucus Atlanticus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14867965 >>14867993 >>14867996 >>14867998 >>14868008 Don't forget about the GRIMM

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 08:56:48 2016 No.14868796 >>14868123 Only if she was originally this was and wasn't converted by spores... but if it's already too late and that's what's happened. Dang it, Mantagos are such an awkward time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 08:57:54 2016 No.14868798 >>14868347 Here, have a Scylla recolour in the meanwhile: http://imgur.com/a/IP6g5#29

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 09:13:13 2016 No.14868839 >>14868798 Blue makes everything better. I sorta want to see a corrupted Jinko now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 09:16:53 2016 No.14868851 File: 218 KB, 500x625, Hands full o' Hellhound - caleana 2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14864393 >>14864462 >milk a Hellhound >one cup larger So, this then? "Anon, help."

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 09:18:41 2016 No.14868856 >>14868839 Well, there's a dark-skinned, blue-haired Jinko in that same gallery.

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 09:19:52 2016 No.14868859
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>Etrian Odyssey 5 confirmed
>Himukai blesses us with even more monstergirls
>Including loli notdwarves, notelves, a whole variety of half-animal hunter types, and the most ingenious notundead design ever conceived

Thank you based universe.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 09:23:20 2016 No.14868869 File: 106 KB, 600x1066, 14561288621388196.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14868851 Oh god, moar hellhound!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 09:23:57 2016 No.14868875 >>14868859 Also a necromancer class.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 09:25:27 2016 No.14868883 >>14868875 That's what I meant with the notundead thing. That blush scar is goddamn inspired.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 09:25:36 2016 No.14868884 >>14868851 I bet she's all fired up and ready to fuck a man though the floorboards after getting milked.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 09:29:06 2016 No.14868893 >>14868859 Superior cute bunny eared girls. Anything is better after the travesty EO4 gave

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 09:29:09 2016 No.14868894 >>14868883 Being able to customize the portraits more than what you could do previously is really cool too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 09:29:56 2016 No.14868898 >>14868851 >>14868884 >You will never suck on a hellhound's hot, soft milky tits Profound sadness.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 09:32:47 2016 No.14868903 What you doing right now fellow anons

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 09:33:44 2016 No.14868909 >>14868903 It's almost time for me to go to work

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 09:34:05 2016 No.14868910 >>14868903 Wondering if I should try and sleep. It feels like someone's been putting out matches on the back of my throat, my head is pounding and I'm stuffed up. I think my sister's nasty fucking kid got me sick. >tfw no Kikimora to take care of me

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 09:34:25 2016 No.14868911
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>>14868893
Yeah, the bushis being furries wasn't great. Good class, great for survivability when exploring dungeons and dealing heavy damage to lots of targets but hey. At least we got cute featherweight elves out of it.

>>14868894
I'm completely blown away by that. You've got, what, hair colour, skin colour, and individual eye colours? It's fantastic. I can't wait to make a whole party of delicious brown girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 09:34:25 2016 No.14868912 File: 121 KB, 1900x1080, JZiaKcUpcXE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14868903 Writing MGE fanfic on russian lang. Filled with Hellhound, Cyborgs and some crazy shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 09:34:27 2016 No.14868913 >>14868903 Shitposting on other boards. Procrastinating on drawing. Average day really.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 09:35:47 2016 No.14868916 >>14868913 Less shitposting, more drawing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 09:36:00 2016 No.14868917 >>14868903 Drinking coffee and procrastinating.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 09:38:06 2016 No.14868923 >>14868903 procrastinating while drinking my L boster tea and listening to the ost of lego rock raiders

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 09:52:39 2016 No.14868951 >>14868903 Just came home. Time to start shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 09:53:03 2016 No.14868952 >>14868903 Looking into more commissions

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 09:56:56 2016 No.14868962 >>14868923 >L boster tea the fuck is L boster?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 09:58:18 2016 No.14868965 >>14868952 >more commissions Which girl? I've been thinking about getting a few more of my favourites done too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 10:00:07 2016 No.14868970 >>14867757 She's pretty cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 10:06:24 2016 No.14868988 File: 135 KB, 627x939, 70.0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] First look at the Jabberwock doujin!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 10:08:46 2016 No.14868994 >>14868988 >She's actually tall >He didn't forget the mouth tentacles Already better than how the wonderland doujin handled her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 10:08:57 2016 No.14868996 >>14868851 I didn't need this boner.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 10:09:58 2016 No.14868999 >>14868988 That's a huge bitch, and I wouldn't have it any other way.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 10:10:32 2016 No.14869001 >>14868962 Sorry,it should be L booster its PG tea with lemon

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 10:14:15 2016 No.14869016 >>14868988 >you're a big dragon

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 10:16:40 2016 No.14869023 >>14868988 Wait a sec, is she licking her own ass?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 10:19:12 2016 No.14869029 >>14869023 That's the thing with jabberwocks and gazers. Wocks love to use their tongues to lick and masturbate themselves, and gazers just love to watch their gooey, naked bodies from every angle possible.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 10:19:27 2016 No.14869031 >>14869023 Wocks are vain creatures

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 10:21:31 2016 No.14869037 >>14869023 Wouldn't you, if you had mouth tentacles and an ass like that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 10:22:45 2016 No.14869041 >>14869037 That's a fair point.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 10:23:18 2016 No.14869042 >>14868988 I want to be grabbed by those strong claws

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 10:24:09 2016 No.14869045 >>14869029 >>14869031 Damn wonderland deviants I like that about them though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 10:26:02 2016 No.14869049 >>14869042 https://youtu.be/cHgIQYvv9kk?t=224

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 10:26:52 2016 No.14869051 >>14869037 Well, she does appear to have rather large ass-cheeks from that perspective.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 10:34:17 2016 No.14869065 >>14868511 >>14868552 Anon, anon please. Anon stop, this is literally the fucking sexiest outfit I can think of, you can't do this to me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 10:41:19 2016 No.14869082 File: 506 KB, 2000x1500, 1456025881905.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14869023 Would you lick a fat wock ass? I'd lick a fat wock ass.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 10:44:45 2016 No.14869091 File: 648 KB, 900x619, Anterior-Median-Eyes-of-an-Adult-Female-Paraphidip.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14869082 Fukken yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 10:45:26 2016 No.14869093 >>14869082 Would a Wock like it up the ass?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 10:51:34 2016 No.14869110 >>14869082 Not me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 10:53:52 2016 No.14869117 >>14869093 If this thread has taught me anything, it's that all monstergirls are buttsluts, even the ones without butts....especially the ones without butts.

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 10:53:56 2016 No.14869118
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>>14869065
It's too late to stop. Just imagine that dark elf pressing her body up against you. The smoothness of her delicious, deeply tanned skin is matched only by the sensation of her silk gloved and stocking-covered thighs rubbing over every inch of your body. From her long legs to her toned arms, all covered in sheer, sleek fabric clinging to her every curve, she's intent on making you succumb to her charms entirely.
And just wait until she takes your dick in her hand, using the pre to slicken and lubricate the fabric upon her palms and fingers. Would you be able to resist it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 10:56:29 2016 No.14869123 >>14869110 You must be a deviant

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 11:01:08 2016 No.14869131 >>14869118 I'm not even into Bukkake and this is making me want to do that to her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 11:04:36 2016 No.14869138 >>14869118 I just want to cuddle a beautiful dressed elf

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 11:04:57 2016 No.14869139 >>14869123 It would be icky.

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 11:12:32 2016 No.14869161
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>>14869093
Of course they would, if anything wocks are the biggest buttsluts out of all the dragons.
>Fucking a Jabberwock up the ass
>She uses her tail to control your pace
>Her tentacles are focused on teasing her own breasts
>After you both cum she finally releases the grip she had on you with her tail and pulls you on top of her for an intimate kiss
If it wasn't for it just being up her ass she'd probably use her tentacles to clean up your dick too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 11:14:11 2016 No.14869167 >>14869161 >If it wasn't for it just being up her ass she'd probably use her tentacles to clean up your dick too. If your wock doesn't do that for you anyways, then she doesn't really love you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 11:14:23 2016 No.14869168 >>14869161 >After you both cum she finally releases the grip she had on you with her tail and pulls you on top of her for an intimate kiss Wunderbar.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 11:16:43 2016 No.14869173 >>14869161 >If it wasn't for it just being up her ass she'd probably use her tentacles to clean up your dick too >His waifu won't do ass to mouth

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 11:16:51 2016 No.14869174 >>14869167 Bad things happen with ass to mouth, although mamono mana probably helps prevent a lot of them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 11:30:00 2016 No.14869220 I want a tubby alice wife that enjoys making sweets and has a tremendously large rear

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 11:30:50 2016 No.14869223 I want to invite Nerdy monster girls over for a Pizza party/stream where we goof around on Bitch playing vidya games!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 11:31:47 2016 No.14869227 File: 136 KB, 300x300, alice.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14869220 I'd prefer an Alice with the usual build but with big meaty thighs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 11:33:24 2016 No.14869232 >>14869227 That would be nice. Mine's easier to tease though, and a bit easeir to use as a body pillow.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 11:36:46 2016 No.14869241 File: 159 KB, 1000x1000, 1451179117258.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14869220 Why are Wonderland girls the best when they're tubby and soft? Cheshires, Alices, Wocks, the softer the better.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 11:36:52 2016 No.14869242 File: 1.06 MB, 1600x1200, Anubutt (NR-M 2x).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14869131 The urge to paint brown skin white with seed is a primal and innate one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 11:38:16 2016 No.14869248 >>14869241 I want suck those massive faggotcat udders.

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 11:40:40 2016 No.14869255

>>14869241
Wocks are built for being oneesans so they are great for the big and lazy build.

cheshires it allows them to smother you with bigger/more assets, along with giving you some more things to tease.

Alices it just gives cute, chubby cheeks to pinch, a good, slappable rear, and just makes them better to hug.

I would love a weighty wonderland harem.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 11:44:17 2016 No.14869271 >>14869255 >Overweight mad hatter onee-san >Finally realises her weight is a problem when her chair breaks at a tea party >The humiliation leads her to becoming a shut in NEET

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 11:47:27 2016 No.14869285 >>14869271 Does she replace the hat with a nightcap when she's in need mode? Does she order me to bring her snacks? Can I get her outside every now and then for some sun and get her in embarrassingly small clothes?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 11:47:45 2016 No.14869286 >>14868634 Only the ones that you're forced to fight, really. It's worth helping out Quelaag's sister.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 11:48:35 2016 No.14869291 >fat

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 11:49:28 2016 No.14869294 File: 1.23 MB, 1100x1051, 1455264181007.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14869255 Cuddle the soft oneesan! Let the fat cat ass on your face! Smother the chubby imouto in kisses! A happy wonderland family!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 11:52:10 2016 No.14869300 >>14869294 Exactly! Not to mention a jub jub as soft as her feathers that just wants to give you head pats.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 11:52:45 2016 No.14869302 >>14869291 The softest I'll go is Loens Cheshire or http://exhentai.org/s/3c36d7a6f9/901469-1

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 11:53:08 2016 No.14869305

>>14869285
>Does she replace the hat with a nightcap when she's in need mode?
Probably, sleeping with that thing on would be awkward and NEETs like to be comfy.
>Does she order me to bring her snacks?
Snacks, tea and books from the library. The hatter has her needs and expects you to take care of them.
>Can I get her outside every now and then for some sun and get her in embarrassingly small clothes?
Maybe if you bribe her with the offer of an ice cream or crepe, expect her to hide behind you if she sees one of her old friends though.

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 11:56:07 2016 No.14869314

>>14869305
Sounds nice.
I'd even bribe her with two ice creams/crepes to get her out!

But hiding behind me to avoid her friends?
I won't stand for that!

She's got to go say hello to them since its been so long sine she's seen them in person!

Maybe we can even get her new sizes and get her some clothes and invite the friend along with us.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 11:59:14 2016 No.14869325 >>14867676 I'll say "can't rape what you can't see" then run away leaving a dust cloud shaped like me behind

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:03:13 2016 No.14869341 >>14869314 Honesty considering the track record of wonderland girls I doubt her friends will look much different then her Maybe she can invite them over and have a big soft neet party And you can personally have them all in one place to bully

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:05:24 2016 No.14869347 >>14869341 That would be wonderful. All those big neesans lounging around and watching their shows while snacking, I would have them all to myself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:05:40 2016 No.14869349 >>14869291 >>14869302 Really, I think it's all the presentation. Art style and perspective can go a long way to make a girl look soft without looking terrible. The less rolls the better, too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:07:02 2016 No.14869355 >>14869349 Makes me wonder Loens Cheshire would look while standing up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:07:14 2016 No.14869356 I wish we had a Lilim called Anselma, Seeker of Lewdness.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:08:36 2016 No.14869359 >>14869355 Big Bouncy Bottom.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:09:52 2016 No.14869363 >>14869356 That'd be some convoluted shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:10:11 2016 No.14869364 >>14868772 You don't need to potty train daughterus because girls don't poop.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:11:19 2016 No.14869369 >>14868903 Watching someone play a West Roman campaign on Legendary instead of writing about Arachne, Khepri or Oomukade.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:12:00 2016 No.14869371 >>14869359 Large enough to where you can balance a breakfast tray on it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:12:48 2016 No.14869374 >>14869118 Please write this, someone, anyone! Even if it's me! Preferably someone else though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:13:38 2016 No.14869377 >>14869371 That's a rear that I could get behind. I wonder if she'd be secretly embarrassed about the size of her derriere

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:16:24 2016 No.14869386 >>14868903 Commemorating my birthday with mgs

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:17:37 2016 No.14869392 File: 119 KB, 557x667, 1409674733923.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14869386 Happy birthday to you~

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:18:44 2016 No.14869399 >>14869223 Don't invite Gazer, she's the messiest pizza eater!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:19:36 2016 No.14869402 >>14869392 Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Please cumflate this waitress, Happy birthday to you!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:20:25 2016 No.14869405 >>14869392 I'm imagining a succubus doing the leap out of the cake routine right now. Hell she might just be delivered to some guy who's spending his holiday at home.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:21:35 2016 No.14869410 File: 26 KB, 300x446, Porkers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14869392 >>14869402 >You will never go to Porkers on your birthday

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:21:50 2016 No.14869411 >>14869405 How about a succubus balancing a cake between her thighs?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:22:24 2016 No.14869415 >>14869410 Would I get free P'orc buns?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:23:24 2016 No.14869419 >>14869415 P'orc and beans, maybe.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:23:54 2016 No.14869422 >>14869411 That could work too. >>14869415 You get the "special under the table prize". If you can guess which waitress it is your meal is free.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:23:56 2016 No.14869423 >>14869419 I ate bacon and beans for breakfast today. So good.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:24:14 2016 No.14869425 >>14869392 You do know it's not my birthday, right? Also, why did you come over today without warning, are you just looking for an excuse to hang out with me and ask me out on a date?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:25:07 2016 No.14869427 File: 200 KB, 630x409, Tomboy seduction.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14869422 >special under the table prize I sure hope it's not a kinky tomboy Dark Elf!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:25:21 2016 No.14869429 >>14869405 >Bursting out of the cake Please, that's for amateurs, the succubus is the cake. She gets her friend to wheel her in and the birthday boy has to eat the cream, jam and chocolate directly off her skin with his mouth.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:25:56 2016 No.14869435 >>14869392 But I have like, 4 months and a day until mine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:26:56 2016 No.14869436 >>14869427 Hopefully you're able to tell girls apart from technique. >>14869429 Would they show up uninvited.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:28:28 2016 No.14869444 >>14869436 >Hopefully you're able to tell girls apart from technique. W-what if I can't?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:28:49 2016 No.14869445 >>14869429 >foodplay meh

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:29:31 2016 No.14869447 >>14869402 I want to speak to a manager, my Yeti waitress in a maid outfit won't stop hugging me every time she walks by!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:29:54 2016 No.14869448 >>14869444 Then you gotta pay for the meal. Of course since you're the birthday boy you probably want to take the alternative method of payment.

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:30:41 2016 No.14869450

>>14869436
> "Happy birthday! "
" But it's not my birthday!"
> " Crap. On to the next one! "
...some time later
>While shopping for tonight's dinner, you hear a distant "Happy Birthday!" carried to you on the errant winds of the city.
> Moments later, a "How did you know that it's my birthday? " echos around you, foreboding of things to come

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:31:42 2016 No.14869453 >>14869447 But we don't have any Yeti employees!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:32:29 2016 No.14869456 >>14869450 Such is life in MGC.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:32:47 2016 No.14869458 >>14869448 Alternative method of payment? Look, I can't wash the dishes, my eczema will act up!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:33:17 2016 No.14869460 >>14869402 You need to be told to cumflate something? There are people who don't?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:33:43 2016 No.14869462 File: 3.85 MB, 1085x1239, 1452567116940.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14869453 >>14869447 IT'S THE SNUGGLER

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:33:47 2016 No.14869463 >>14869392 Thanks lil' waitress! I'll make sure you are on the list for the party tonight

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:34:00 2016 No.14869465 >>14869453 The serial hugger is resorting to sneaking into restaurants and pretending to work there? The fiend just doesn't know when to stop, I hope they catch her soon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:34:17 2016 No.14869467 >>14869458 Somethings gonna be washed, but it's not the dishes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:35:06 2016 No.14869472 >>14869467 I can't scrub the floors miss, my knees are too sensitive!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:36:13 2016 No.14869476 File: 345 KB, 495x600, 1446552940492.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14869462 I want to wrap a yeti up in scarves. Like ribbon bondage, but much softer and warmer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:36:21 2016 No.14869477 >>14869453 >the serial hugger is disguising as maids and waitresses to find new victims Guess I'm living the hikki life, nowhere is safe

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:37:04 2016 No.14869482 >>14869472 Look, let's just say it involves a Jacuzzi and a lot of happy endings.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:39:00 2016 No.14869489 >>14869482 Jacuzzi Splot from Baccano? A happy ending for Isaac and Miria? I'm so confused right now!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:40:59 2016 No.14869493 >>14869489 You better be grateful the girls think that the dense ones are cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:41:15 2016 No.14869494 >>14869462 Could I end the Snuggler's reign of terror if I hugged her back?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:41:24 2016 No.14869495 File: 576 KB, 600x700, 1428314138632.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Feed me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:42:25 2016 No.14869496 >>14869493 I think the dense ones should be thrown into the ballpit with a Wurm and let nature take its course.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:43:20 2016 No.14869498 >>14869495 Say "Please".

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:44:07 2016 No.14869501
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>>14869476
That sounds incredibly nice.

Personally I'd tie her hands to the bed with them too, restricting her ability to hug. That way she could learn what it's like to be on the receiving end of one and enjoy a new experience.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:44:29 2016 No.14869504 >>14869495 Does it have to be semen? Does it have to be mine?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:44:53 2016 No.14869505 >>14869504 Yes. No.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:45:44 2016 No.14869510 >>14869495 Sure, I'll give you some 'fertilizer'. HA HA , EAT DIRT! if she want's my semen she has the say "Please"

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:46:28 2016 No.14869511 >>14869495 What happens if I do?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:46:55 2016 No.14869513 >>14869505 >missing the reference https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ea5jKFGgUw

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:48:50 2016 No.14869522 >>14869495 Only if you prove you deserve it

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:49:32 2016 No.14869526 >>14869513 How was I missing the reference when I'm the one who posted>>14869495 in the first place?

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:50:45 2016 No.14869530

>>14869501
I like that idea. You could warm her up to the idea of you being utterly selfless to her, giving her warmth and affection, when she's normally so kind and caring under normal circumstances.
Personally, I'd like to go about it with her kneeling on the bed, her paws bound in front of her, like she's been handcuffed by a scarf. Then from there, you could either tease her without her being able to hug you, or you could raise her arms up, slip in beneath them, and cuddle like that anyway.

The more I think about it and visualise it, the more I love the idea of a yeti with her arms bound above her. Just think of all the cute, loving and sometimes lewd things you could do with her like that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:51:49 2016 No.14869533 >>14869526 Then why blow the response.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:53:01 2016 No.14869535 >>14869533 Because this is the Monster Girl thread and that plant up there is a Monster Girl. Also I've only ever seen the original black and white version so I completely blew it and I'm just trying to cover it up, please no bully

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:53:56 2016 No.14869538 >>14869495 But will you help me get the girl I love? Can you offer me fortune and fame? Love, money, and instant acclaim?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:54:40 2016 No.14869540 >>14869495 What do you want me to do? Slit my wrists?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:55:52 2016 No.14869544 >>14869535 To be fair, there's a camp that doesn't even know about the B&W one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:57:31 2016 No.14869552 >>14869410 That would be lovely. >>14869447 Yeti? Why would she be wearing a maid uniform and not her waitress one? >>14869460 Yes, there are some people who don't..

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:57:35 2016 No.14869554 >>14869535 >>14869544 The only reason we have the musical version is because the original BW version is Public Domain. Does that mean KC could make a Audrey girl? Does Japan know of Little Shop of Horrors?

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:58:47 2016 No.14869561

>>14869530
The possibilities with scarf bondage are endless, you could also blindfold her with one to add a surprise factor to your actions.

With her arms bound she'd also be vulnerable to having her paws tickled, her stomach kissed and all sorts of other cute stuff. Alternatively you could tie her face down with them so you could give her a well earned massage for all the hugs she's given you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:59:26 2016 No.14869565 >>14869554 They have to at least be aware of it. I mean, Piranha Plants from Mario, that Big Bopper thing from Monster Party

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 13:04:13 2016 No.14869578 >>14869402 >>14869460 Please don't turn your fetish into a meme.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 13:05:17 2016 No.14869581 File: 370 KB, 809x1000, Fearsome Mukade.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What have you done to become shogun, miritary rurer of arr Zipangu, today?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 13:07:07 2016 No.14869589 >>14869581 Nothing because I am working towards the divine right to rule in the west.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 13:07:28 2016 No.14869592 >>14869581 I sent out a geisha to assassinate a rival warlord because my men keep running from the battuwfield.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 13:09:09 2016 No.14869599 >>14869589 Well isn't that just peachy. Don't forget to leave room for Visiwolfu pups to frolic.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 13:09:28 2016 No.14869602 >>14869581 I spent all day being lovey-dovey with a Crow Tengu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 13:09:41 2016 No.14869603 >>14869581 Personally handling the training of our armed forces. They need to be combat ready at a moment's notice, and what better way to inspire morale than to handle the training yourself?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 13:10:50 2016 No.14869607 >>14869603 But dude, you suck at martial arts. It'll take weeks to undo the damage you caused.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 13:12:07 2016 No.14869610 >>14869581 Bribed nobles by sending them nekomata servants as a token of good will. Of course, the nekomatas are spies but they don't need to know that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 13:12:23 2016 No.14869613 >>14869599 >>14869599 Will do. The pups should always have a place to play

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 13:12:27 2016 No.14869615 >>14869581 You need to git gud and get an army and conquer the world. See? It's simple.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 13:13:30 2016 No.14869618 >>14869610 Now THIS is a guy who knows what's what.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 13:15:02 2016 No.14869625 >>14869615 Yes, but what have you actually DONE about it?

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 13:19:26 2016 No.14869638

>>14869561
I mean, you could give her a nice, deep massage anyway. But adding gentle bondage into the mix just does something to make it even more enticing.

Maybe it's the added element of trust between two people, and the security of the act of bondage itself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 13:20:06 2016 No.14869641 >>14869625 dyslexia can be pain in the ass sometimes I'm basically done with the "get an army" part and a good way in on conquering everything. Again rather simple, it just takes a lot of time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 13:22:03 2016 No.14869651 >>14869641 I bet your army is just a bunch of those Lamp and Umbrella things.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 13:24:37 2016 No.14869660 File: 549 KB, 1200x1748, biribiri_AmaUra_003 (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Socially and sexually incompetent secretary MGs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 13:26:40 2016 No.14869667 >>14869660 Thank you for leaving the source in the filename, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 13:30:35 2016 No.14869680 File: 504 KB, 1000x935, 1430983053204.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Check it out, I'mma Fire Fox!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 13:30:38 2016 No.14869681 So Anon, What's your waifu's reaction to this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JINqHA7xywE

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 13:31:49 2016 No.14869685 >>14869681 Good going anon, you just made a Kobold cry.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 13:32:54 2016 No.14869687 >>14869681 >ectoplasm is green but blue on the camera >that terrible editing >that general generic cash-grab feel a mistake through and through

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 13:33:31 2016 No.14869690 >>14869681 She looks at me and asks me if I still think human culture should be allowed to take its course of if I'm finally going to accept the need for Benevolent Guidance.

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 13:34:26 2016 No.14869694

>>14869685
No, that would be sony who made the kobold cry.

I can only imagine my Beezlebub (rolled) sitting there with a look of stony faced shock before closing the browser and telling me that she feels so dirty that even she can't take it.

>>14869687
I won't argue with that.

>>14869690
Is she an angel?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 13:34:49 2016 No.14869695 File: 123 KB, 360x480, 6nlsiO2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14869681 Heavy Drinking

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 13:35:21 2016 No.14869697 >>14869681 It made her sad. It made a Lich sad. That's impressive.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 13:36:15 2016 No.14869701 >>14869681 I don't know what my waifu's reaction would be, but my reaction is FUCK YOU.

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 13:36:17 2016 No.14869702

>>14869681
That black chick literally looks like a gorilla

also

>uneducated, poor black chick's contribution to the team is "knowing new york"

Isn't that racist? Why couldn't one of the white chicks be the stupid one? Why couldn't the black chick be the engineer? Liberals are truly the racist ones.

also:

>women
>humor

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 13:37:59 2016 No.14869707

>>14869695
>Why wooould they do that onii-hic-chan?

>>14869697
I can only imagine a lich turning to you with tears in her eyes before bawling out loud for the first time.

>>14869701
A reasonable response.

>>14869702
At least the old black guy was relatable and normal.
This is just loud, black woman 101

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 13:39:13 2016 No.14869712
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>>14869681
She probably bites me for showing her that shit.
>>14869702
>Isn't that racist?
That's the hilarious part, they're obviously going for the social justice crowd but it's going to piss them off too since the black one's the only non-scientist.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 13:39:56 2016 No.14869718 >>14869681 She would say this shit belongs to /tv/ faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 13:41:21 2016 No.14869721 >>14869712 Truely oomukade are fearsome, yet righteous, creatures. >>14869718 We all need to experience this suffering Anon.

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 13:42:11 2016 No.14869725
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>>14869681
>AW HELL NAW

I don't believe my ears. They actually did it. The absolute madmen. They actually went and did it.

Nothing's going to drain the optimism EO5's reveal has instilled in me, but holy shit, that trailer sure is trying.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 13:44:09 2016 No.14869728 >>14869725 So you find your anubis smoking with a hollow eyed expression on her face? That's probably what I'd be doing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 13:46:19 2016 No.14869734 >>14869386 Holstaurus making a cake with her own dairy

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 13:49:34 2016 No.14869738 >>14869681 My wight wants to do some cosplay, sexy cosplay

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 13:52:09 2016 No.14869742 >>14869738 to take your mind off of this travesty? Or is she going to let you know that her car is a Cadillac

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 13:52:09 2016 No.14869744 >>14869681 She started training again with despair in her eyes. She doesn't want to get fat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 13:54:17 2016 No.14869752 >>14869744 Well, at least something good came out of it. What is she?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 13:55:46 2016 No.14869759 >>14869552 Maid cafe, even Detroit had (has?) one at one point

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 13:57:03 2016 No.14869761 >>14867934 Gunz

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 13:57:48 2016 No.14869763 >>14869759 >Implying the maid cafe wouldn't be a literal cafe for maids, filled with kikis, shoggoths, and slime wives who are taking a small break.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 13:58:53 2016 No.14869764 >>14869752 A Dragon, she was loafing around these past few days. Maybe she got tired of dueling me so much?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 13:59:15 2016 No.14869765 File: 394 KB, 900x1200, 937429c96b93dd1a48ea509419555eec.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can old hag monster girls find love?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 14:00:07 2016 No.14869767 >>14869765 YES

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 14:00:26 2016 No.14869768 >>14869765 Yes. Dear lord the things I want to do with her are illegal in some states.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 14:00:49 2016 No.14869771 >>14869765 I want to rest my head on her tummy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 14:01:44 2016 No.14869775 >>14869765 If their looking for love and have a nice personality to go with it, I'll go out with them. What older monster girl ladies are looking for love by the way?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 14:01:45 2016 No.14869776 >>14869765 >Asahi Hopefully the christmas cake monster girls have better taste in beer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 14:01:54 2016 No.14869778 >>14869765 >monster girl >posts human Bruh

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 14:02:05 2016 No.14869779 >>14869765 I want an old hag MG to drag me to her rape cave

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 14:02:06 2016 No.14869780

>>14869764
>Honey, what are you doing?
>"Lifting treasure, lifting like I've never lifted before."
>Any reason why?
>"Gotta get huge. Saw the future on the internet... Don't want to end up a butter ball."
>Ah....Wanna due-
>"NOT ON YOUR LIFE!"

>>14869765
Yes, yes they can.

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 14:03:37 2016 No.14869785
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hey guys I'm back sorry about not finishing my epilogue last night I had computer problems which led me to scrapping the entire epilogue, and I had to write it over
anyway here's the finished story:
http://pastebin.com/6cQd4232

Anubis route up next followed by Succubus and a surprise.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 14:04:13 2016 No.14869788 >>14869779 It is a love den and you know it!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 14:06:51 2016 No.14869795 File: 186 KB, 720x800, 1446862363156.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14869778 I don't believe we have much art of CC monsters beyond Jabberwocks and the cool stuff Snib drew.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 14:07:54 2016 No.14869797 >>14869765 Everything can find love Anon. Yes, even you!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 14:08:27 2016 No.14869800 File: 411 KB, 611x900, 1448933112306-3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14869795 here's a CC lamia/mage

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 14:09:56 2016 No.14869805 >>14869765 Thank you for drawing my attention to this artist. His stuff is a parade of soft excellence.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 14:10:07 2016 No.14869807 >>14869795 I want a CC Hellhound trying to fit her wide hips and fat ass into a pencil skirt.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 14:10:17 2016 No.14869808 >>14869681 She pulls out the original, and we watch that together and lament on how Harold Ramis and Elmer Bernstein are no longer among the living.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 14:11:04 2016 No.14869816 >>14869785 Was wondering where you gone last night. Finally it's schedule dog's turn.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 14:12:35 2016 No.14869819 >>14869808 As it should be. What is she?

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 14:13:06 2016 No.14869823
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>>14869785

What a lovely scene you've sent this story off with. My only disappointment is that I don't have artwork of said scene. Nicely done, Anon.

>Sally's looking at him like...

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 14:14:23 2016 No.14869829 >>14869785 >all girls get a turn >plus bonus Nice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 14:14:25 2016 No.14869830 >>14869681 She'd be more disgusted at me for admitting that I haven't seen the originals

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 14:14:33 2016 No.14869831 >>14869788 They can name it however they want, everyone knows what happens in there

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 14:15:47 2016 No.14869834
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>>14869680
>Explain the concept of long exposure photography to your hundreds-of-years-old kitsune wife
>Go out into an empty field or park later that night, with your wife wearing her ceremonial dancing garb, sparsely fashioned with bells, ribbons, and small, transparent gemstones
>She summons up several balls of fire, floating around her in every colour of the rainbow and glinting off the reflective surfaces on her costume
>She begins to dance in front of you, twirling and spinning in perfect harmony, coordinating each ball of fire with a downright inhuman amount of precision and beauty
>The grass below her is illuminated in a spectrum of light, her body appearing to glow in the darkness like the divine being she truly is
>Each ball of fire is like a ribbon and a puppet on a string all at once, following and highlighting the movements of her head, her hands, her feet and her many tails
>You almost forget to take pictures, the show is so captivating
>But when you do, you realise just how coordinated she is
>As each picture shows, not a single movement by her is the result of random chance
>Every step she takes is well placed, every spin and spiral elegantly calculated
>As a result, the ribbons of flame she weaves as she dances on the grass form shapes and patterns in perfect symmertry
>You even take more than a few photos of the pink flame cast in the shape of a heart, and her bright, joyful eyes looking directly at the viewer, at you
>After a few requests for certain displays, and what feels like mere minutes of watching her dance, you take a glance at the time and realise that it's 4am
>You don't feel tired in the slightest, in fact you feel even more invigorated than before your wife put on her display
>But, after several fast and fleeting hours, you both decide to head home, taking with you a whole album's worth of utterly stunning photos, depicting a kitsune dancing gracefully through a rainbow of streaking, multicoloured flames, burning lines of light through the darkness

>When you return to the park the following day, you both laugh sheepishly to each other at the patterns of scorched and blackened grass where the fox goddess once danced, looking a little like black crop circles
>Oops.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 14:16:42 2016 No.14869840 >>14869830 You are a sad human bean.

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 14:19:06 2016 No.14869848

>>14867371
You actually kind of did. I had an idea like that for a while now, but never really had a drive or inspiration to do it until you mentioned the style of Harpy that looks more like an angel with dorsal guiding feathers. That and Jensen talk didn't help.

I can pastebin it if people want but ehhh. Not really sure it kept up the steam towards the end.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 14:21:13 2016 No.14869859 >>14869834 That paints a lovely picture in my head. >scorched and blackened grass where the fox goddess once danced, looking a little like black crop circles Just wait until the crow tengu photographer for the local school's newspaper sees this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 14:28:08 2016 No.14869872 >>14869848 Please do Pastebin it. It's worthwhile.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 14:40:43 2016 No.14869892 >>14863326 Wait, They ask them, In English, To do this? And the get it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 14:41:09 2016 No.14869896 >>14869681 She probably wouldn't give a fuck. I don't think she'd be the type to care about movies. I'd still bore her with my ranting about this remake wiping its ass with the original though, so she's going to know all of our pain regardless.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 14:42:57 2016 No.14869900 >>14869896 What is she?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 14:44:03 2016 No.14869904 File: 181 KB, 888x1500, 1455250899582[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Eh, is something wrong, Anon-kun?"

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 14:44:07 2016 No.14869905 >>14869900 MY waifu no fuck off

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 14:45:21 2016 No.14869908 File: 616 KB, 2240x1680, 1674437863443.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14869681 >"Tch, amateurs."

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 14:45:24 2016 No.14869910 >>14869904 I found money on the floor and I'm not even going to ask if it belongs to anyone!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 14:46:17 2016 No.14869914 >>14869900 A Werewolf. I always imagine her as the sporty type even though I'm just a nerd who prefers the lazier life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 14:46:35 2016 No.14869916 >>14869904 your fucking lewd...

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 14:46:50 2016 No.14869917 >>14869904 My hearts giving out, call the hospital

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 14:47:05 2016 No.14869918 >>14869904 White hair sucks

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 14:47:05 2016 No.14869919 File: 788 KB, 1000x1600, 1457034425921.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You can't copy perfection.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 14:47:27 2016 No.14869920 >>14869681 My wife's reaction would be asking me if this is an internet joke. The TV commercial Dragon (Ryuu) would simply turn off the tv, or destroy this tv and say something along the lines of >>14869690

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 14:47:31 2016 No.14869921 >>14869904 Just thinking about how nice you'd look with thicker thighs. >>14869908 I hear you on that one oppai loli ghost. >>14869914 Does she just groan 'NEEEEEEERD" when you start getting into it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 14:48:08 2016 No.14869922 >>14869410 Then they start singing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9h57OIaMFs

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 14:51:55 2016 No.14869930
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>>14869785
Here's a little preview of the Anubis route:

>you grab the professional looking ad and head off to the Anubis' address
>you reach a nice one story house on the edge of the campus
>as you knock on the door you're greeted by a pear shaped Anubis in a MGC High softball uniform
>you ask if she's Callie and that you're looking for a roommate
>"Callie! You got a cute boy here who wants the guest room!" the young Anubis shouts
>almost instantly after she says that you're greeted by an older looking Anubis
>wait did she just call you cute?
>"Hi there, I'm Callie, please disregard my sister Mae and come on in!"
>Callie then leads you into the house to show you the room
>there's a dresser and a bed so at least you wont need to move those from your parents house
>as you walk back out into the living room you can hear Callie talking to Mae
>"Mae please go to practice I will handle the business that needs to be done here."
>"But sis! I want to see when you pin him down and make him yours!"
>"THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!!!" Callie screams back at her
>she then turns back to you and clears her throat
>"Here Anon, here's a contract of sorts, just saying you'll take care of your messes and will be a decent roommate."
>you sign on the line as you see Callie pushing Mae out of the front door

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 14:52:09 2016 No.14869931 >>14869904 You wanted me to com by so we could walk home from school tether, remember? Also what are going to do when we arrive at your house, just curious?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 14:53:48 2016 No.14869935 >>14869892 It's just positive reinforcement training. Same way a dog can be taught "Sick em. Stay. Shake. Rollover."

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 14:54:09 2016 No.14869936 >>14869919 Is this new? Shit's adorable.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 14:54:11 2016 No.14869937 >>14869904 Someone sprayed graffiti on the stairs! Quick, call the cops.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 14:54:55 2016 No.14869938 >>14869935 You forgot 'kill cait sith'

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 14:55:50 2016 No.14869939 >>14869919 When will shiggity shoggoths learn?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 14:57:35 2016 No.14869945 >>14869938 That doesn't need to be taught. A good breed one will do it anyway. Like how you don't have to teach a bird dog to point.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 14:59:05 2016 No.14869951 >>14869930 you're doing God's work anon keep it up

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:00:40 2016 No.14869954 >>14869848 >Jensen Nice!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:00:41 2016 No.14869955 >>14869904 Oh, nothing. Nothing at all...

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:00:58 2016 No.14869956 >>14869930 A strict anubis and her sister? Nice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:01:22 2016 No.14869957 >>14869795 There are a few ara awa CC Wendigos out there

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:03:21 2016 No.14869961 File: 335 KB, 750x1000, 1446415210799-0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14869904 Just thinking about your Onee-san, that's all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:03:34 2016 No.14869962 File: 372 KB, 1000x679, 1454265709120.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14869957 I cant believe I forgot about those lovely creatures.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:03:34 2016 No.14869963 >>14869919 She can't copy something that she already is

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:04:31 2016 No.14869966 >>14869961 God damn, her onee-san is stacked!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:05:57 2016 No.14869970 >>14869961 Once again, the Onee-san is superior. Are imoutos even trying anymore?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:06:09 2016 No.14869972 >>14869966 Of course. It's why Onee-sans and CC's are the best.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:07:34 2016 No.14869976 >>14869930 >Sisters R.I.P my dick. It died doing what it loved. Being a dick.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:08:15 2016 No.14869979 >>14869921 I'd imagine she'd facepaw when I start really getting into it, but being a monstergirl waifu I doubt she'd be a total bitch about it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:08:43 2016 No.14869981 File: 345 KB, 990x1400, 6e91f2254deaa1e8d40f7b472d8cfa20.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14869966 What does a person do when their onee-san gets too stacked?

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:09:11 2016 No.14869984 [DELETED]

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>>14869919
That's why you surpass it [spoilers]At least objectively. The heart loves what it loves though[/spoiler]

>>14869936
Now there's a good attitude. I like you, Anon. No Alp

>>14869939
>trash talking other waifus
>spare us, please
>pic related

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:12:30 2016 No.14869994 >>14869961 >mfw a Cheshire with an ass like that She'd get all the daughterus.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:13:05 2016 No.14869995 File: 38 KB, 598x353, 1453705053977.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14869872 http://pastebin.com/uqdch0gW

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:15:52 2016 No.14870004 >>14869995 >basically a glorified seagull My sides. It's true though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:16:21 2016 No.14870005 >>14869995 Thank you. It's a nice story.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:17:12 2016 No.14870008 File: 78 KB, 749x575, 1452746571730.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14869994 Big ol' cat booty.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:17:30 2016 No.14870009 File: 1.08 MB, 1024x1390, Freedom Harpy - jay87k.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14869995 HARPIES ARE FOR... >FREEDOM!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:23:00 2016 No.14870027 >>14870008 Delicious.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:24:20 2016 No.14870030 File: 777 KB, 1044x1190, yo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Look out, big thick yuki-onnas are on the loose!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:26:02 2016 No.14870034 >>14869765 How would a ryu take drinking I bet she's a sake fiend

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:27:27 2016 No.14870040 File: 51 KB, 650x458, 1444563787107.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14870034 Well you know, when nobody comes to her shrine she has to pass the time somehow.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:29:40 2016 No.14870048 >>14870034 Being a godly dragon, she has to down enough alcohol to knock out a bull before she can start feeling tipsy. I have a feeling that ryus, wurms and dragons are second only to oni types when it comes to their alcohol tolerance.

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:30:23 2016 No.14870049
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>>14870030
Be a reliable Anon and help her find her daughter!

Sure... she can't actually get sick from being out in the cold, but mothers will be mothers~!

Oh. Hold on a min- Yes! There she is!

>Now just how will Yuki-momma repay your good deed...?

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:31:19 2016 No.14870054

>>14870004
>>14870009
>Freedom Harpy getting it in with the other Eagle Harpies
>LET ME HEAR YOUR MATING CRY!
>Every one of them, from the Australian Wedge Tail to the Stellar Eagle Harpy make a loud, glorious shriek
>Freedom Harpy just lets out a small series of chirrups
'WHO SQUAWKED THAT? WHO THE FUCK SQUAWKED THAT?'
'WHO'S THE LITTLE COMMUNIST TWINKLE-TOES PIECE OF SHIT ALP FUCKER WHO JUST SIGNED HER OWN DEATH WARRANT?'
'NOBODY HUH!? THE FAIRY FUCKING GODMOTHER OUTFUCKINGSTANDING'
'I WILL PT YOU ALL UNTIL YOU FUCKING DIE. I WILL PT YOU UNTIL YOUR ASS WERE SUCKING BUTTERMILK!'
>Drill Instructor's going ballistic until one of the other Harpies singles her out, he pauses, stares at her
>Puts his hand above his heart and begins to hum the National Anthem, a tear rolling down his cheek
>Freedom Harpy gets moved from the Barracks into the real primo shit
>Her own enclosure with three meals a day

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:31:28 2016 No.14870055 >>14870030 Her chest would make a good pillow.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:31:50 2016 No.14870059 File: 397 KB, 436x597, 1402951691475.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14870034 She probably drinks whatever gets left at the shrine as offerings. Sake, beer, whisky, vodka, doesn't matter to her as long as it's free.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:33:29 2016 No.14870067 >>14870059 I'm going to leave behind a bottle of sake that I write on the label I came in She'll get excited and drink it, not knowing I fibbed. I actually harvested an Alp's juice and put it in the sake instead! What a loser Ryu, she drank Alp juice!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:34:03 2016 No.14870069 >>14870040 Remember to donate sake to the nearest Ryuu shrine! And bully her while you're at it

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:34:34 2016 No.14870071 >>14870067 You fool, that's how you get thunder clouds above your house every morning.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:34:50 2016 No.14870073 >>14870067 Shouldn't it be called Alp-ple juice?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:35:59 2016 No.14870075 >>14870071 Doesn't matter how much rain the fat Ryu gives me She drank Alp juice! She drank Alp juice!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:36:31 2016 No.14870079 >>14869995 >attacks parachutes and paragliders It just wouldn't be an australian animal, if it wasn't a dick and didn't attack humans for no reason.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:37:31 2016 No.14870081 >>14870079 Wedge Tail Eagles are notoriously territorial. They're the Cassowaries of the skies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:38:08 2016 No.14870085 >>14870075 Can you milk an alp?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:38:38 2016 No.14870088 >>14870059 I'd casually drink with her under a full moon

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:39:18 2016 No.14870090 >>14870073 Damn it Charon, get back to work.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:39:45 2016 No.14870092 >>14870085 Silly, the Alp juice doesn't come from her breasts. It comes from making an Alp hot and bothered.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:41:42 2016 No.14870096 >>14870055 It would always be the cool side of the pillow

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:41:54 2016 No.14870098 >>14870081 >Man, Cassowaries are facking cunts, m8 >Yeah, but at least we don't have to deal with those faking cunts in the fucking ski- THE FUCK IS THAT?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:42:09 2016 No.14870100 >>14870092 Alp sweat makes amazing mojo

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:43:10 2016 No.14870104
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>>14870088
>Drinking under the stars on the night of a full moon
I like your style. I bet a Ryu would have some interesting stories to tell too, I'd love to share tales with her and fall asleep on her after one too many.

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:43:35 2016 No.14870107

>>14870081
As I could forget Australia still has living velociraptors. And jellyfish that get flung onto land by strong gusts of wind. And trees covered in incredibly painful venom stingers that actually grow on them and aren't related to the flying jellyfish. And trees with razor sharp leaves/pollen carriers/or something.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:44:18 2016 No.14870109 >>14870085 You can milk anything with nipples.

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:44:44 2016 No.14870112

>>14870098
>Hang out with your mates
>Cassowary Harpy saunters up
'The fuck's goin' on over 'ere?'
>Quirk an eyebrow
'You pissers are on MY LAWN!'
>The fuck, this is your home
'Oh yeah, well fuck off then ya tossa.'
>Spend the rest of the night listening to the Cassowary Harpy kickboxing your fuckin' shack calling you stuff like 'cunt', 'tosser', 'cooncheese'
>Can't call the constable
>He can't use guns either

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:45:30 2016 No.14870115 >>14870104 >stargazing while resting your head on her 'lap' That'd be nice. I wonder how she'd smell.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:45:39 2016 No.14870117 >>14870107 Australia. Where the poisonous jellyfish will fly onto dry land and the trees will fucking cut and poison you, because why not?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:45:49 2016 No.14870118 >>14870109 You've got nipples. Can I milk you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:46:00 2016 No.14870121 File: 2.89 MB, 1878x2568, 145387543435.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"ZEUS! RELEASE ME FROM MY TORMENT!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:46:50 2016 No.14870124 >>14870112 Why couldn't he use a gun?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:47:04 2016 No.14870125 >>14870107 >And trees with razor sharp leaves/pollen carriers/or something. >The recommended treatment for skin exposure to the hairs is applying diluted hydrochloric acid (1:10) [12] and pulling them out with a hair removal strip.[13][14]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:47:46 2016 No.14870126 >>14870121 >"no"

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:47:51 2016 No.14870127
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>>14870067
And that's how you get a Ryu to draw particles of Alp-ple juice from across the land, condensing it into a cloud meant to rain on your parade and your parade alone, exclusively... Oh and there's a good chance that she's doing the deed with her darling for most of the time - just to add some salt to that wound. Hell hath no fury like a heavenly woman scorned, Anon.

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:48:24 2016 No.14870128

>>14870112
>Hanging out with your mates
>One of your mates comments that there's a Cassowary outside
>Fucking bitch is always there, m8. Just ignore her
>They're too dumb to open doors anyhow m8, so fucking ignore 'em
>Hear a jiggle at the door
>Suddenly, it's the Jurassic Park kitchen scene

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:48:25 2016 No.14870129 File: 1002 KB, 1134x943, MGs in ACTION POSES.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14869681 Well, she'd probably destroy the TV and the wall behind it then start sprinting towards Hollywood. I'm sure the people would be fine...

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:48:36 2016 No.14870131 >>14870125 Everytime I hear this crap about Australia, it just reminds me how much Texas is the Australia of America.

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:48:44 2016 No.14870132

>>14870112
That's the glory of America anon, if something like that happens here, you just kill the aggressor, bring the body inside your home, clean the scene, pay for the neighbors silence, break a window, and tell the cops they broke in to your house.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:49:01 2016 No.14870133 >>14870121 how bout' no.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:49:09 2016 No.14870134 >>14870124 Much like Britannia, Straya is very anti-gun. Which is fine by Bogans and Abodigitials because those fuckers just toss Fosters at everything

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:49:26 2016 No.14870136 >>14870127 >With her partner Please, what man would want to date a girl who drank alp-ple juice? She's single and everyone knows it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:50:10 2016 No.14870137 >>14870126 Now you've done it, The Hellhound of Sparta is coming to kill all of us. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6vLmBjhl7s

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:50:20 2016 No.14870138 File: 109 KB, 451x908, Snake Blowjob.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14869795

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:50:53 2016 No.14870139 File: 192 KB, 400x400, 400px-Hopeless.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14869681 >Entire team is female >All either frumpy or landwhales >CGI looks like it's from a live-action Scooby-Doo movie This whole thing just reeks of SJW placating

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:51:05 2016 No.14870141 >>14870128 >Jurassic Park kitchen scene with a Cassowary >MFW getting called a belland by a fucking kickboxing bird

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:51:06 2016 No.14870142 >>14870132 In castle law states, you don't even have to do that. >that old man who shot three guys robbing his neighbor >in the back as they were running off with the loot >got off scott free

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:51:07 2016 No.14870143 File: 148 KB, 650x374, Resting with Ryuu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14870088 >>14870104 >>14870115 Moments before the two slip into a drunken slumber...

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:51:35 2016 No.14870145 >>14870115 Probably like expensive perfume that was left as the shrine, she doesn't use it often but thought it was appropriate since she had company for the night.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:51:42 2016 No.14870146 >>14870134 I thought aussies were OK with guns. They've got to protect themselves from monsters like kangaroos and abos.

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:53:36 2016 No.14870152

>>14870125
You know a place is hardcore when the countermeasure to being attacked by it involves pouring hydrochloric acid on your own skin.

>>14870134
I think it's a good thing firearms have their current levels of restriction applied to them in Australia. Otherwise, it's entirely possible that all of the fauna in the country will have mastered advanced military tactics and rifle operation within the decade.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:53:49 2016 No.14870153 >>14870146 Literally every Aussie I've met jerks off about how glad they are the government took their guns and how wonderful big brother is It's a nation of rejects, don't put too much stock in them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:53:58 2016 No.14870154 >>14870121 Not until you learn your lesson! Don't eat lunches that don't have your name on them!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:53:59 2016 No.14870155 >>14870136 Sorry, Anon! We can't make out what you're saying over the sound of the alp-ple juice rain!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:54:01 2016 No.14870156 >>14870146 >Kangaroos >Dangerous So long as you don't make eye contact with him or flex your muscles you'll be fine. Kangaroos will fuck you up if you so much as imply you're more swole than they are and those fuckers know what a sleeper hold is

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:57:09 2016 No.14870170 >>14870127 I want to bathe in the cleansing spring with a ryu

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:58:12 2016 No.14870174 >>14870143 I love LN's art!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:58:33 2016 No.14870176 >>14870155 I can't make out what shes saying either over her tears from the fact she's soiled now! By an Alp of all things!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:58:54 2016 No.14870179 >>14870170 Would you let the Ryu cleanse you with a nice massage?

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:59:42 2016 No.14870182
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>>14870156
>Go to a gym
>Kangaroo across the way
>Try to show off, flex for her
>She gets annoyed with you
>Punts you through a line of machines
>'Quit showin' off if ya ain't gonna back it up, ya cunt.'

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:59:46 2016 No.14870184 >>14870142 I know, it's more of a precaution to do all of that before you get the police involved where I'm from. You know, so no one asks questions.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 16:00:26 2016 No.14870188 File: 472 KB, 1244x867, 1457038826334.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So... How about those Dulla-harpies, huh? I hear they can stay with you at all times, even give you traits like immortality.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 16:02:00 2016 No.14870197 >>14868675 Back to that Cult of Sabbath with you, you foolish lolicon of shit taste.

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 16:02:58 2016 No.14870201

>>14870182
>>14870156
>have Kangaroo waifu
>your favorite sex position is "The Rodeo"
>where you do it doggystyle and whisper into her ear "I can lift more than you."
>you then try to hold on for eight seconds while you're still pounding into her
>it's how your last five kids were made

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 16:03:11 2016 No.14870204 >>14870176 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hn7B5FdwBK8

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 16:04:17 2016 No.14870209 >>14870188 That looks like something Kazuma Kaneko would draw.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 16:09:19 2016 No.14870225 >>14870209 I can see why you'd say that, but it's actually Gamon Sakurai and the series is an anime airing this season: Ajin

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 16:11:57 2016 No.14870231 File: 164 KB, 700x652, Spring time Ryuu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14870170 >>14870179 >"Yes" That is the only acceptable answer i- if you really want to, you know...

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 16:13:12 2016 No.14870233 File: 553 KB, 1000x1500, bBUeKHk.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Anyone else?"

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 16:13:24 2016 No.14870234 File: 994 KB, 1000x1480, ba94c23b0f918bf4c7e7aeb3bfa29a52.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to cuddle a Kon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 16:14:09 2016 No.14870236 >>14870233 >"head patting duel you me right now"

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 16:15:11 2016 No.14870241 >>14870233 That monstergirlsona looks pretty ugly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 16:15:11 2016 No.14870242 >>14870236 That;'s no fair anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 16:16:22 2016 No.14870246 File: 73 KB, 700x700, 1242356125.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14870241 Looks like a fanart

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 16:17:29 2016 No.14870251 Finished the first part of Callie's route. You can read it here: http://pastebin.com/JPaf7McD I should finish the second part after work tonight.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 16:17:59 2016 No.14870253 >>14870233 Is that a deathclaw mg?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 16:18:20 2016 No.14870254 >>14870231 >swimsuit >not seethrough white kimono

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 16:20:09 2016 No.14870257 >>14870253 It's the genderbent version of ,less' monsterboysona standing on top of a monsterboy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 16:21:11 2016 No.14870259 >>14870257 Ah. Never mind then.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 16:26:57 2016 No.14870270 >>14870251 way to end on a shitty (sort of) cliffhanger

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 16:30:20 2016 No.14870281 >>14870182 Still waiting on that Kangaroo story goddammit all

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 16:44:50 2016 No.14870319 File: 99 KB, 500x647, 1457040946523.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I have this.

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 16:49:04 2016 No.14870331
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>Be knight who fails to stop the summoning of Tiamat by a cult of despot Dragons and their husbands
>Ten thousand years of blue ovaries
>And you're the only bachelor in the temple

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 16:50:26 2016 No.14870338

>>14870079
>No masked lapwing plover girl who is a timid, sweet cutie most the year round, but her personality flips 180 round breeding season where she turns into an agressive thugdere type, and makes you unable to leave the house. Not that she'll do anything to you, just that she'll fuck up any other slut within eyesights radius from you, her sense of territory heightened to the max.
>You often have to nurse her wings as she kamikaze attacks literally anything, her sense of danger non existent, to the extent she'd challenge a hellhound or wurm.
>She swoops so artfully that a few have been driven off, too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 16:52:17 2016 No.14870343 >>14870331 I can handle it. Hopefully Tiamat-chan can produce milk tho.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 16:57:50 2016 No.14870362 >>14870121 I keep seeing 'off' symbols in her eyes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 17:02:37 2016 No.14870377 >>14870362 That's because .less doesn't seem to understand how an iris and pupil are differentiated.

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 17:10:19 2016 No.14870391

>>14870362
>Cyber hellhound roars at you silently
>Actually she just appears to be frozen
>Notice the off symbols in her eyes and if you look deep enough there's a tiny sprite of a charging battery
>Your face inches from hers, you see her eyes flick to the green powered on mode
>Her eyes focus in on yours
What do?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 17:11:18 2016 No.14870393 >>14870391 >"Hi"

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 17:13:44 2016 No.14870405

>>14870362
That's actually a cyborg hellhound.

Rather than use magic to boost her strength and give her command over hellfire, her synthetic body will enter a state of overclocking, where her circulation system is flooded with an incredibly high energy-density substance. The substance reacts and bonds with the artificial blood in her system, producing heat and giving her the typical red glow present in a regular worked up hellhound. In this state, her body is able to function at more than triple capacity, making her faster, stronger, and allowing her to vent proportionally small amounts of a volatile fuel-like aerosol under extreme heat to produce large gouts of fire, comparable in intensity to the output of a solid rocket booster.

The engineers just made her eyes like that because they have a sense of humour.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 17:14:39 2016 No.14870407 I'm going to milk a small pack of alps and you can't stop me!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 17:18:20 2016 No.14870415 >>14870405 So do you poke her in the eyes to shut her down?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 17:23:37 2016 No.14870432 >>14870407 I'm not stoping you, I'm just going to tell you it's a bad idea.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 17:24:00 2016 No.14870435 >>14870407 No, go ahead. They're probably going to follow you home though because they know you'll voluntary relieve the pressure on their alp tits.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 17:28:16 2016 No.14870444 >>14870391 Hug.

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 17:29:17 2016 No.14870450

>>14870415
No, the eyes are just a red herring. According to the engineers, a shutdown button does exist somewhere on her body. They put up a few hundred to see if anyone in the office could find it and successfully shut her down before being "incapacitated" by her.

The engineers failed to mention that the shutdown button is locked to a fingerprint recognition system. And that only the engineers' fingerprint are authorised on the system.

This is why nobody likes the engineers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 17:32:39 2016 No.14870461 >>14870450 Don't worry, I watched Chobits. I know exactly where the switch is!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 17:37:36 2016 No.14870471 >>14870450 It's in her womb isn't it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 17:38:30 2016 No.14870473 >>14870432 Please, what could go wrong? >>14870435 That's fine, just means I can better monitor their diet for better milk

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 17:40:37 2016 No.14870476 File: 1.89 MB, 5400x3600, 1454682395815.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to sell myself to an old powerful monster girl a her slave boy! I want to slowly form an emotional bond with her!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 17:41:22 2016 No.14870477 >>14870461 >>14870471 It's underneath the base of her tail. The engineers may be dicks, but they're not completely outrageous. Besides, the button in her womb removes her limiters.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 17:42:17 2016 No.14870481 >>14870407 Just a small pack? What's the plan, are you gonna sit behind a group of alps playing smash and mess with their game by molesting their titties while they play?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 17:42:31 2016 No.14870483 >>14870476 >Those tattered wings What a shameful appearance. >>14870477 So its definitely the one in her womb? Allrighty then.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 17:43:58 2016 No.14870487 >>14870473 >Please, what could go wrong? First off, you're going to get raped to all hell. Second, they could get really clingy. Third, you have to keep milking them, forever. or the

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 17:50:02 2016 No.14870501 >>14868640 They're all good,

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 17:50:55 2016 No.14870506 >>14870483 The older a girl with dragon wings gets, the more likely they'll tear. Especially if she's had an adventurous youth.

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 17:51:16 2016 No.14870511

>>14870481
Pretty much, along with getting them a lot of tasty foods to process into milk.

It encourages good flow and a healthy amount of breast flesh to hold it

>>14870487
1. A healthy supply of 'aids' will be supplied to them an semen will be added to the food to reduce cravings.
2. Alps are naturally clingy, allowing them a few minutes of clinging a day is important to their health and dairy quality.
3. That's the point of milking them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 17:54:03 2016 No.14870520 >>14870506 >Not looking after your wings >Not at the least manicuring and healing the tears before meeting a suitor.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:00:39 2016 No.14870546 https://twitter.com/PonmokyuGames/status/705380935294803968 Lewd Kikimora sprite And Also a cait sith.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:02:53 2016 No.14870549 >>14870520 Please Anon, women like her have other pursuits to engage in. However, I doubt they'd object to their slave boy tending to their wings.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:04:11 2016 No.14870552 >>14870546 Can't that Kiki see I want to take a nap? Get off the bed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:06:00 2016 No.14870558 >>14870546 What would Kiki-Senpai do?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:06:26 2016 No.14870559 >>14870546 Am I going to have to screenshot that thing? Why doesn't twitter just let me save the image itself, instead of having some weird flash displaying it.. Also that wasn't steak, captcha. that was chicken

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:11:52 2016 No.14870569 >>14870552 But she wants to take a nap with you after you reward her for a hard day's work, >>14870559 There's ways to do it but here you go. https://a.pomf.cat/hltnhh.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:15:26 2016 No.14870580 >>14870569 Just as I finished cropping the screenshot down, heh. Thanks anyways.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:15:32 2016 No.14870582 Why are Kikimoras so great?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:16:10 2016 No.14870584 >>14870558 If she were here right now? I bet she'd kick an ass or two, that's what kiki-senpai 'do!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:16:29 2016 No.14870587 >>14870569 But I did nothing all day and I wouldn't be able to sleep with her next to me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:17:45 2016 No.14870590 >>14870584 Can she save the people of Tibet from the (actual) Yeti? Can she also do two sow cows and a triple lux?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:18:06 2016 No.14870592 >>14870582 Because they're maids and maids are a miracle of the universe. I wish I could wake up every day to a Kikimora and Shoggoth bringing me a breakfast that they both made together with their shared love.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:18:17 2016 No.14870594 >>14870569 They really do look cosplay as fuck. Oh well, as sprites go it's still fappable.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:18:26 2016 No.14870595 >>14870254 >hot spring >kimono >what?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:19:07 2016 No.14870599 >>14870587 >I wouldn't be able to sleep with her next to me Just fuck her until exhaustion kicks in.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:19:20 2016 No.14870600 >>14870587 That's her plan anon, to tire you out, then cuddle with your sleeping body while she's silently wishing to herself that she's pregnant.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:19:47 2016 No.14870602 File: 1.49 MB, 1036x1528, Horny.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14870253 THIS is a Deathclaw MG

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:22:33 2016 No.14870615 >>14870602 But anon, that's my wife.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:22:45 2016 No.14870616 >>14870599 I don't particularly feel like it. >>14870600 That dastardly harlot. This is why I don't trust her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:23:10 2016 No.14870622 >>14870582 The most refined of tastes right here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:24:12 2016 No.14870627 >>14870595 Sorry its more of a bath robe

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:25:31 2016 No.14870637 >>14870602 I will never get over how big her clit is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:26:22 2016 No.14870641 File: 72 KB, 450x600, Plain (worried) Doll.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14870251 I second this >>14870270 although by "shitty" I personally mean FUBAR. Should I feel sorry for him? For her? I'm worried. Comfort me, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:26:44 2016 No.14870645 >>14870637 Well anon, she is a big girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:27:10 2016 No.14870647 File: 79 KB, 497x1024, 1457047630481.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14870590 But the people don't need to be saved from the Yeti!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:27:13 2016 No.14870648 File: 217 KB, 700x785, kikishealingservice.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14870594 No one really knows how they look beneat their clothes. That sprite art is the third piece of lewd Kikimora art brought into existance too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:27:23 2016 No.14870649 >>14870319 I like this. Did you do this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:28:48 2016 No.14870657 >>14870649 Nope, I requested it from the /v/ drawthread.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:30:26 2016 No.14870665 File: 270 KB, 450x600, 1448404447162.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14870648 Only sub-humans would think to lewd a kiki.

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:31:02 2016 No.14870668

>>14870615
>spoiler
I am perfectly okay with that. I like your taste, Anon... Is this* how you met?

>>14870627
Hmm, I wonder how you know its size, Anon. Well, Deathclaws aren't shy about walking the wastes nude... No need to get over it though. Embrace it:

*http://pastebin.com/X8JTQSR2

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:32:03 2016 No.14870672 >>14870657 A fine request then. Might i know exactly what you were going for, or who this character is in your mind...?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:32:26 2016 No.14870674 >>14870251 I feel for the guy, I'd have an unbeatable urge to fap too if I walked in on an Anubis changing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:32:53 2016 No.14870678 >>14870668 >Deathclaws Is that a darkness corrupted Ryu?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:33:15 2016 No.14870681 >>14870520 If I met a battle scared Dragon I would probably fall in love instantly. Can't say the same for a rich and "clean" Dragon though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:33:25 2016 No.14870683 >>14870672 Camilla from Fire Emblem: Fates as a Wyvern.

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:33:39 2016 No.14870685
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It must be hard being a Schedule Dog in the Pharaoh's kingdom.

All your Human assistants would end up quitting due to being unable to keep up with the mountains of work you assign them during the day and exhausted from the hours upon hours of slow, passionate anal sex at night in your bedchambers.

Maybe someday you'll have an assistant that can keep up with your strict work ethic.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:34:37 2016 No.14870688 >>14870665 Of course, if you lewd your Kiki too much she will get used to it, it's better when your Kiki blush and tells you it is an improper thing to do when you molest her. Better to not lewd them often.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:35:48 2016 No.14870697 File: 280 KB, 750x940, Kiki knuckles.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14870665 >calling a Kiki's husbando sub-human Oh Anon, what have you done?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:35:56 2016 No.14870698 >>14870685 Silly dog, what she really needs is an assistant that will break her schedule. Or a bite from an Apophis. That should quickly solve her issues.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:36:59 2016 No.14870702 File: 268 KB, 328x480, charging.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14870697 Quick! Calm her down with headpats!

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:37:02 2016 No.14870703

>>14870681
>If I met a battle scared Dragon I would probably fall in love instantly.

She'd probably respond with the whole "I-Idiot, saying things like that..." Trying to push you away by saying you're just some naive, love-struck boy. But in reality she just doesn't want to see you get hurt.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:37:09 2016 No.14870705 >>14870683 Ah, I thought that might be the case, but I'm accustomed to depictions that mimic the official art. Wings when?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:38:53 2016 No.14870711 >>14870678 Google and you'll see. But that would have to be one helluva corruption if it took away a Ryuu's serpentine body and gave her lower legs, among other things.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:40:27 2016 No.14870716 >>14870702 Hmph! Running to your old buddy, old pal that is her husband, huh? Well... admittedly best friends DO have to call each other out on being too lewd, especially when they're married. Just do it out of earshot of the waifu next time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:41:49 2016 No.14870721 >>14870641 Comfort will come soon anon. I just need to get off work and I'll finish the first and second parts of her route.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:41:56 2016 No.14870723 >>14870665 Fuck that shit. If I had one, I'd sneak up behind her, grab her by the hips and just hug her from behind, thanking her for her ongoing kindness and support.

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:42:15 2016 No.14870724
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So like are all kikis maids? Like, they get a man, make him a top-tier individual, inevitably he gets powerful and rich, and then what? Their daughters all become maids?

Is maid just a starter position first generation kikis take like all the Vietnamese immigrants working at nail salons? Do future generations do what ever they want while remaining utterly service and cleaning oriented? Or are they literally all maids?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:43:15 2016 No.14870732 >>14870721 Once again, all the best of success with your work. Come home safely, Anon - whether to write or to rest.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:43:18 2016 No.14870733 >>14870711 It slipped that it was fallout until after I posted, still might be neat

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:43:53 2016 No.14870739 File: 404 KB, 1000x943, Christmas Gift.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I bet your Kiki would subtly imply you need to work out more!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:44:36 2016 No.14870745 >>14870724 Would you a Kiki secretary?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:46:14 2016 No.14870754 >>14870745 Would you a Kiki flight attendant?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:48:37 2016 No.14870764 >>14870739 I laughed harder than I should've at this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:50:05 2016 No.14870771 >>14870754 Would you a Kiki GOD.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:50:12 2016 No.14870772 >>14870754 Would you a Kiki teacher?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:50:42 2016 No.14870775 I want to make my waifu proud of me by being a good person and loving husband

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:51:52 2016 No.14870783
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>>14870754
>Kiki Flight Attendant
>Says she loves her job
>Does great work
>No complaints
>Gets home
>Crippling Depression from her bird half that wants to fly for real but can't because she isn't harpy enough
>Working on-board planes is just a cover attempt at remedying this

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:52:14 2016 No.14870784 >>14870407 >Milk a small pack of Alps >Get the attention of the Stage 3 CC Alp who was bullied just after her change >TFW getting dominated like a bitch

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:52:17 2016 No.14870785 >>14870739 I wanna get my Kiki fit! So fit that she tears her old dresses and gets mistakes for an oni of some sort!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:52:17 2016 No.14870787 >>14870732 I'll be home at midnight anon. It may be a little late, but it should be done tonight. Or I may just put it off until tomorrow while I play Counter Strike.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:52:20 2016 No.14870788 >>14870754 Yes, I want to join the mile high club with her. With her cute flight attendant outfit on.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:53:54 2016 No.14870798 >>14870784 >Not fighting back till she's on her back >Not making her the prize cow that the others inspire to be She's going to supply dairy

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:54:52 2016 No.14870804

>>14870788
This is why I pray that every time I fly I have ugly stewardess'. Because I get hammered drunk while flying, and I get a little flirty when I'm drunk.
>tfw I got cut off the last flight I was on because I put a "Mile High Club Sign Up" on the bathroom door.

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:55:17 2016 No.14870808

>>14870783
>Cute Angel stewardess talks over the speaker.
>"Please be careful! As the weapons you have stored in your overhead lockers may have moved during the flight!"
>"We hope you enjoyed your flight! And hope you all have a pleasant crusade!"
"DEUS VULT!"
"FOR THE LIGHT!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:56:13 2016 No.14870811 File: 113 KB, 500x583, w434iNE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14870739 I WANT TO WORK OUT IN MY FANCY HOUSE WHILE MY KIKI WIFE GIVES ME SUPPORT AND READS NEARBY!!!

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:56:44 2016 No.14870816

>>14870724
Who knows. This is a problem, and it's why anyone with a brain knows not to take KC's "worldbuilding" seriously at all: When you design a race, in this instance kikimoras, and base their behaviour entirely around a single aspect, or in this case a fetish, it completely falls apart under close scrutiny.

Kikimoras, like any fantasy race which just possesses a single defining trait, are problematic, because you have to wonder if they all just become maids. Is that all they're meant to do? No, little kiki girl, forget your dreams of becoming a CEO or running your own business. Forget it, and bury those dreams, because it's basically encoded into our DNA that we have to serve mankind until our eventual extinction.
It doesn't make for the most interesting thing.

It's actually rather wonderful, because in the case of KC's world, EVERY aspect of it falls apart under close scrutiny, because it was only ever designed with one purpose in mind. I don't even need to tell you what that purpose is, because you already know it.
If anyone ever tells you that KC is good at worldbuilding, ignore them. Just ignore them, because they either don't know what a good example of that is, or they're not actually in the wrong, but they're letting a lot of their headcanon override the setting, which is what a lot of us do here.

God, I love griping about this sort of thing. And it's just so easy to do it with MGE.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:56:55 2016 No.14870817 >>14870787 Like I said: whether to writing or to rest and fun is most certainly a part of "rest"! Worry not, in Anon we trust.

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 19:01:56 2016 No.14870844

>>14870816
I always thought they are just normal girls (as normal as a MG can be anyways) but that have and itch to clean and do maid related activities.

Just imagine a Kiki CEO that is really diligent about keeping her office clean and sometimes cooks the lunch on her spare time, that kind of stuff. Of course most of them just becomes maids because they can satisfy easier their "itch" like that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 19:03:30 2016 No.14870853 >>14870844 I think the maid shtick is just how they secure husbands or integrate into human society.

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 19:07:00 2016 No.14870862

>>14870853
Alright Mr. Paladin, take the tinfoil helmet off and look; it's not a conspiracy. They just want to have husbands that love them. And how can men hate them when every night there's dinner on the table, a bath drawn, and a sexy thirty-something Kikimora wearing nothing but stockings, garter belts, and an apron?
How can anyone hate that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 19:08:47 2016 No.14870868 >>14870862 >stockings, garter belts, and an apron? you've already told me

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 19:08:56 2016 No.14870869

>>14870816
I think MGE is fine for things like "Here's a 10/10 maid monster girl, she will serve you in every way. Now go fugg her!".
But any deeper thought to it or analysis will brake the whole thing apart.

And that's a common theme with MGE. The entries and world is fine at first glance and could make some good fapfics and the like. But if you ever stop to think about it, you would realize how terrible everything is.
So most of us just fix it our headcanons, they might not be perfect but at least it fixes some of the problems for us.

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 19:11:03 2016 No.14870872

>>14870869
>And that's a common theme with MGE. The entries and world is fine at first glance and could make some good fapfics and the like. But if you ever stop to think about it, you would realize how terrible everything is.
Obviously, why do you think none of the writefags use KC's canon outside of Japan?

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 19:11:11 2016 No.14870873

>>14870844
It's a better way of going about it. The language used in the profiles is so flowery that you can basically just strip it down to "Hyuck hyuck they love sex and it's great!"
Get rid of that and make them actual people with some behavioural traits, and it's more or less not even a problem any more. Even we vanilla humans have some quirks and traits shared in our species, as do animals. Find that balance and you can make a much better setting, with a proper base for varied characters, rather than caricatures made to fulfil a dumb fetish.

Really, I'm just repeating what other people have said before, but the further you alter the setting with your own input, the better it's going to be.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 19:13:19 2016 No.14870878 >>14870754 >bathroom sex

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 19:18:20 2016 No.14870906

>>14870872
>why do you think none of the writefags use KC's canon outside of Japan?
That was my entire point. But I wonder if could make a totally serious fanfic that was not a one-shot, have it follow KCannon fully and not suck. I’d imagine it would be extremely hard, considering that monster would win at everything and no-one would object due to >mananomana.

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 19:19:21 2016 No.14870907

>>14870872
It's funny that MGE is one of the rare few fandoms where the English speaking parts produce better content than the Japanese.
>Japanese stories are hosted on KC's site and mostly use his world/canon
>English stories deviate a little and bend the rules or use a modern setting
>Most Japanese art looks like it was thrown together in 5 minutes in paint
>English speaking fans commission top quality pieces
Nips don't have shit on us.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 19:22:10 2016 No.14870921 >>14870907 >Most Japanese art looks like it was thrown together in 5 minutes in paint Is this true? i thought the japs where the animu masters?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 19:23:57 2016 No.14870928 >>14870921 Sturgeon's Law. We've just been gifted with some of the best damn drawfags you could hope for.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 19:24:19 2016 No.14870930 >>14870921 Search 魔物娘図鑑 on pixiv or twitter some time. The majority of the good content is by drawfriends who mirror their stuff there. Even butter isn't Japanese.

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 19:25:09 2016 No.14870936

>>14870906
The problem with KC's stuff is that he's very vague when it comes to details, supossedly to encourage people to design their headcanon, so it ends up giving lots of contradictory information and the kind, that's what people complain about.

Though i am still not sure how the heck the nips make stories out of it, perhaps it is just pure and raw smut?

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 19:25:14 2016 No.14870937
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I bet I could roll any of you cucks with my Jinko main.

In fact, I bet I could roll any of you cucks and your precious MG waifus too!

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 19:26:49 2016 No.14870943
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>>14870907
>English stories deviate a little and bend the rules or use a modern setting
Well yeah, there's absolutely no reason why any sane person in English speaking countries would look at a Cu or Cait Sith and go "this is fine, everything's fine". Even fucking Bastet in Neil Gaiman's American Gods shapeshifted between her normal human form and the form of a cat. Same thing with Horus and a hawk.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 19:27:03 2016 No.14870944 >>14870937 Kitsune only, no items, last stop

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 19:27:23 2016 No.14870946 >>14870937 >Jinkos character portrait doesn't use her profile art

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 19:28:08 2016 No.14870949 >>14870937 man! i just wish i was green and had a question mark on my face. Oh wait...

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 19:28:14 2016 No.14870950 File: 41 KB, 230x230, 1456126665059.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14870937 >implying you can handle those fire punch switch ups Fuck outta here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 19:28:45 2016 No.14870953 >>14870937 Which one is the lethal joke character?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 19:29:49 2016 No.14870958 >>14870937 >>14870944 Smash Bros-like party fighting game with monstergirls when? I want to play with items on and cheese projectiles with Raiju.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 19:29:54 2016 No.14870959 >>14870953 Charon, she can annoy you to death very easily.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 19:30:06 2016 No.14870960 File: 97 KB, 823x1000, 1456482254700.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want Abossphis to step on me! Or slither on me I guess!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 19:30:24 2016 No.14870963 >>14870953 Paladin. Joke character to be raped, but a hidden combo lets him down a raging shroom, have his armor eplode, and turn all his attacks become grapple rape

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 19:30:58 2016 No.14870967 Wow, when did ELH get a manticore commission? That's good stuff.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 19:31:09 2016 No.14870968 >>14870963 So he's like a reverse King Arthur?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 19:31:24 2016 No.14870969 >>14870937 I could beat you with yeti. Her down B hug is insane.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 19:31:27 2016 No.14870972 >>14870937 Reminder that if you're having trouble with Yeti grapples you're the embodiment of scrub.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 19:31:52 2016 No.14870973 >>14870967 forget an image?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 19:33:23 2016 No.14870980 >>14870968 eh?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 19:33:44 2016 No.14870981 File: 2.88 MB, 1447x2047, 1456512980996.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14870973 yeah.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 19:36:13 2016 No.14870995 >>14870981 I just saw on butter's pixiv page it seems to have been made in the last couple days. I apologize if I stole your thunder, ELH.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 19:37:34 2016 No.14870998 >>14870980 Oops, I meant Sir Arthur. From Ghosts 'n' Goblins.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 19:38:34 2016 No.14871001 >>14870995 Was posted awhile ago

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 19:39:32 2016 No.14871005 >>14871001 Oh, good. I must have missed it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 19:39:49 2016 No.14871006 >>14870995 It got posted a while ago so dunno why you're apologizing to Epeleptic Lizardman Humper

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 19:39:51 2016 No.14871007 >>14870995 >people apologising to ELH for something Am I in bizzaro /mgt/? Does this mean matangos are loved now?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 19:41:35 2016 No.14871016 >>14870960 We have to talk about this Abossphis obsession of yours. You deserve better.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 19:42:39 2016 No.14871020 >>14871007 You do realize a majority of the hate against him is just Bollocks being a bitch, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 19:44:31 2016 No.14871026 >>14870981 >draw Kurumi >call it someone else I don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 19:44:42 2016 No.14871027 >>14871020 hey man, we have to keep the memes alive.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 19:45:24 2016 No.14871031 >>14869681 What the fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 19:45:39 2016 No.14871032 >>14871020 Hate? I was just ribbing. I can't think of anything ELH has doesn recently to garner any hate. The tantrum with the pastebin was a long, long time ago after all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 19:47:26 2016 No.14871041 >>14870816 You're dangerously close to going full tumblr there. Also, >problematic

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 19:47:40 2016 No.14871042 >>14870995 It was posted a bit back. I like it though. Did he ever post the full size because this one is my favorite.

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 19:47:49 2016 No.14871043

>>14870862
Maybe it's the wording, but it reminds me of the Twilight Zone episode 'A Nice Place to Visit'. There's got to be some variety going on, or shit will get really dull and unwanted after a while.

But that would be a bit of generalizing on my part. Don't know why that popped into my head.

>>14870998
I am now imagining a red-skined devil/demon/succubus pelvic thrusting as a taunt

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 19:48:46 2016 No.14871048 https://youtu.be/C6K-kDhsI9A?t=514 >The music that plays when your waifu and your battle reaches its climax >Right before you unleash your ultimate kill technique Wedding Band Series: Fourteen Karat Gold

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 19:49:42 2016 No.14871051 >>14871026 it's like a companion to Wurm Tohka just missing yoshino(?) baphoment (better wendigo?) now

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 19:53:51 2016 No.14871069 >>14871051 But that one isn't Kurumi since its missing the gold eye; and manticore doesn't quite suit her And I know tohka's wurm-dumb in the anime but the novels is closer to lizardgirl - yoshino to like weresheep or rabbit

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 19:56:36 2016 No.14871081 >>14871069 nobody actually cares about date a slut the anime is all that matters for flavor of the week garbage you should be ashamed for wasting your life on such dreck

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 19:59:11 2016 No.14871092 >>14871069 I agree, I think Kurumi should be a lilim.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 19:59:14 2016 No.14871093 >>14871081 We are already wasting our lives posting in here, so why not get greedy with the waifus?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 20:01:39 2016 No.14871104 File: 57 KB, 307x700, thetruth.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14871081 >Date a Slut My sides.

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 20:02:29 2016 No.14871110

>>14871031
Welcome to Hollywood. Now we can finally add Ghostbusters to the list of depressing, shambling corpses the industry's dug up in the name of money.

Transformers, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, everything ever written by Dr Seuss, Paddington Bear, Yogi Bear, Where the Wild Things Are, Alice in Wonderland, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Garfield, Scooby Doo (Yeah, remember those movies?), GI Joe, and god knows what else I've forgotten.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 20:03:35 2016 No.14871114 >>14871081 >date a slut isn't that what one could call these threads sometimes

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 20:04:07 2016 No.14871117 >>14871081 All that bad grammar and caring about what other people spend their time on can only have come from /a/. Why don't you take it back over there, buddy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 20:05:24 2016 No.14871123 >>14871114 But who would date us?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 20:06:16 2016 No.14871126 Guys I've got two questions and it's not to ridicule you. It's for science. >who was your first Waifu? >what's your favorite MG? I just want to see if any of them coorelate. my first waifu was Sasami from Tenchi Muyo, and my favorite MG is familiars

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 20:06:54 2016 No.14871129 >>14871123 I'd date a monstergirl version of myself. Or a girl version of myself. Does that count for anything, or am I just narcissistic?

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 20:07:31 2016 No.14871131

>>14871110
No I get that. But, like, who the hell is this supposed to appeal to? Not real Ghostbusters fans, clearly. Not SJWs because they've made the black one a walking stereotype. Soccer moms who pretend to care about "guuurl power"? It's not even funny, from what I can tell. If you're gonna make souless cash grab it's got to at least be mediocre, not outright shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 20:07:55 2016 No.14871133 >>14871126 Probably May from Pokemon if you really get down to it. Cowgirls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 20:09:26 2016 No.14871139 >>14871048 >mfw ending the battle with us punching each other in the face >we then just fall on the grassy land and laugh

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 20:09:55 2016 No.14871142 >>14871131 I disagree. In a sea of mediocrity, abject shit stands out. I applaud them for being able to break the mold and produce something truly awful instead of another banal "remake".

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 20:10:00 2016 No.14871145 >>14871126 >who was your first Waifu? >first Waifu >Implication of multiple/FotM/Not Serious Waifus

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 20:10:19 2016 No.14871147 File: 577 KB, 840x947, 1456105375904.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14871126 Agrias Oaks Wight

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 20:10:57 2016 No.14871150

>>14871126
My first waifu was Elli from harvest moon and my favorite MG is Kikimora

It legit took me years to realize why i always chose Elli in harvest moon, i always did withou thinking, but when i started to get into the Kiki business i realized why, guess i am a Maidfag at heart.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 20:11:13 2016 No.14871154 >>14871126 Depends on if you define waifu by the first I had after I knew what waifus were or before that. If it's before it's probably Kida from Atlantis or Namine. After would be Kyouko from Madoka Favorite MG is Apop

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 20:12:04 2016 No.14871155 >>14870944 She's not even in this game you nard!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 20:12:32 2016 No.14871158 >>14871126 I don't think I ever had an actual waifu until l I came here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 20:12:54 2016 No.14871162 >>14871126 >who was your first Waifu? I haven't had many waifus, but I think my first waifu that I really cared about on some level would be Morrigan from dragon age I think. >what's your favorite MG? Lich. The correlation is obvious I think.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 20:13:12 2016 No.14871164 File: 198 KB, 673x840, 1450473356856.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14871129 Well the next thing that'll happen is your 'clone' will be a Beelzebub or Matango.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 20:14:36 2016 No.14871169 >>14871164 I'd be really fine with the latter. Matangos are lovely.

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 20:16:02 2016 No.14871174

>>14871093
because we should be thankful for what we have
I don't know if you've noticed but these threads have been dying for quite a while now
>>14871104
new but cool
>>14871114
new, regular
>>14871117
literally rebbit
if you don't want to be aggressive then why are you on 4chan?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 20:16:15 2016 No.14871175 >>14871104 Ah, good ol' Ms. Bacy. So reliable and straightforward, no drama there! A bit cold, though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 20:18:22 2016 No.14871183 >>14871174 >The threads have been dying for a while Not really? If any writefags have been chased off it's because they deserved what they got.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 20:20:53 2016 No.14871192 >>14871174 >these threads have been dying for quite a while now Not really.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 20:21:01 2016 No.14871193 >>14871174 >I don't know if you've noticed but these threads have been dying for quite a while now We've been getting lots of new content latley.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 20:24:57 2016 No.14871210 >>14871169 Matangos are lovely until you asphyxi-schlick them. Then you get fucking infested with them for the entire year.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 20:25:03 2016 No.14871212 >>14871174 >I don't know if you've noticed but these threads have been dying for quite a while now No?

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 20:26:45 2016 No.14871224

>>14871126
Tough question. I know there were two characters who really awoke that fluttery, pre-arousal feeling a young boy will feel over a fictional character. May from Pokemon, which is kind of a common one it seems, and Chihiro from Spirited Away. I definitely had embarrassing, romantic thoughts about her when I was around twelve, I guess.

As it turns out, anubis is my favourite MG, with hellhound as a close second.

>>14871154
You have good taste. Kida's great. Xion is better than Namine, though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 20:27:15 2016 No.14871229 >>14870739 I still do Taebo. On VHS tapes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 20:27:36 2016 No.14871231 >>14871174 >these threads have been dying for quite a while now I want this meme to go home

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 20:28:31 2016 No.14871236 >>14871183 >>14871192 >>14871193 >>14871212 >>14871231 The guy's obviously either baiting or retarded.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 20:29:04 2016 No.14871243 >>14871236 What if he's both?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 20:29:48 2016 No.14871247 >>14871243 Then god help us all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 20:30:06 2016 No.14871251 >>14871224 This was before Xion existed mate. Back in CoM days on GBA.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 20:32:24 2016 No.14871262 >>14871251 Fair enough. Definitely better than Kairi, at any rate. Not that she's awful, but hey.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 20:33:42 2016 No.14871267 >>14871126 >who was your first Waifu? The closest thing I had to something like that when I was a kid would be Sailor Mars >what's your favorite MG? Kejourou

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 20:37:23 2016 No.14871276

>>14871236
Doomsayers are an ancient breed. They were saying the same thing back when we first moved here with half the people we have now and less drawfags than we have now.

It's like how there's always a doomsday cult with a date in the next five years.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 20:38:11 2016 No.14871279 >>14871267 >Spoiler Anon, I know that feel. My first anime waifu was Sailor Jupiter.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 20:38:37 2016 No.14871280 File: 99 KB, 600x480, Anon after being abducted and raped.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here lies Anon's virginity, cruelly taken before it's time on the streets of MGC by a full moon rampaging Unicorn. Press F to pay respects.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 20:39:52 2016 No.14871285 >>14871280 >Paying respects to a bitchboy heh, good joke Anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 20:43:48 2016 No.14871297 File: 863 KB, 1280x1337, 1457055828147.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14871285 I hope your Kikimora babysitt-- err "Maid" gives you 5 across the face for being unnecessarily cruel anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 20:44:55 2016 No.14871301 >>14871280 >Your loving waifu will never be forced to see you gangraped by a pack of faceless human women

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 20:46:17 2016 No.14871303 >>14871280 >Unicorns >Getting frisky during the full moon If anything they'd go shota hunting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 20:48:54 2016 No.14871308 >>14871301 >your husband has been kidnapped by ninjas >are you a bad enough girl to rescue your husband

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 20:51:04 2016 No.14871316 >>14871297 That's a lovely fox. Cute eyes, cute fashion sense, and big, huggable fluffy tails.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 20:53:03 2016 No.14871323 >>14871276 Doubtful given in five years time we'll have probably moved on from monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 20:53:32 2016 No.14871325 >have a ghost waifu >lately she's been upset >you figure why don't you play that game she always likes in bed >"Ghostbusters" >you put on your costume and surprise her in the bedroom >she just starts crying over how Hollywood ruined the franchise

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 20:54:42 2016 No.14871330 File: 291 KB, 1000x1000, chammy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do you remember me, anon-kun?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 20:55:10 2016 No.14871332 >>14871330 I do.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 20:55:26 2016 No.14871333 >>14871297 >That mofu Oh lawdy!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 20:56:24 2016 No.14871337 >>14871330 There's no art of your chubbier, taller form.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 20:56:34 2016 No.14871338 >>14871303 There's a reason why virginity is the fourth word in.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 20:56:43 2016 No.14871339 >>14871325 >No combo of scary and funny >No supernatural horror elements >All cgi neon >Slapstick 'comedy' It looks like Eddie Murphy's Haunted House wearing a Ghostbuster's skin.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 20:57:41 2016 No.14871342 >>14871303 This begs the question: Would you sacrifice your own virginity to save that of some poor shota?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 20:57:44 2016 No.14871343 >>14871330 We need more camoflage porn.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 20:58:45 2016 No.14871344 >>14871342 This is MGC I'd be surprised if kids aren't naturally sexually traumatized from the start.

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 20:59:45 2016 No.14871346

>>14871323
I honestly wonder how this'll pan out. I've been pretty active and involved in one or two fandoms which, back when I was in them, I never say myself leaving.
Cut to now, and I have zero interest in them. And back then, I was downright obsessive.

I honestly wonder where I'll be in five years. If this thread is even still here in five years, on 4chan at all.

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 21:00:33 2016 No.14871348

>>14871323
Maybe us specific people, but not the genre for sure. If anything, it's in ascendance. Not to mention all the people that have been around for years and years already. Just like a lot of people who started watching anime on toonami are still watching it today.

And as long as all that is true, and 4chan is still around, there will be a monstergirl thread of some sort.

You completely missed the point in any case, which was people whining about the thread dying when it has irrefutably been growing the entire time they've been saying that. And they've been saying that for years. Then that was compared to every doomie group since time immemorial who do the same irrational shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 21:02:05 2016 No.14871354 >>14871342 Probably not because even with MAMANOMANA, the idea of bucking my hips against horse ass is unappealing. Not even imagining her as Laquonda is helping.

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 21:02:57 2016 No.14871357

>>14871342
>walking down the street in MGC
>when all of a sudden you hear a young boy scream
>you run behind a store to see a young boy being cornered by three Succubi
>you scream at them to let the boy go and take you instead
>but all you're told is to "Shove off old man! We like'em young!"
>you slowly turn away not showing them how hurt your pride is
>you go home and drink away today's events wondering what happened to you

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 21:03:02 2016 No.14871359 >>14871330 Literally who?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 21:04:14 2016 No.14871363 >>14871354 Yeah, I can't blame you there what with horsepussy and all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 21:04:55 2016 No.14871367 >>14871297 how long until crit and sub combine into a mofu singularity

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 21:05:40 2016 No.14871371 >>14871357 I'm sure there must be MGs with a fetish for CC human boys.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 21:07:00 2016 No.14871376 >>14871371 Yeah and they all post on the /hbg/ board in their version of 4chan.

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 21:07:21 2016 No.14871377

>>14871363
Don't get me wrong, I like Centaurs but moreso platonically than sexually. Part of the fun of rear penetrative sex is the cuddling that you're capable of doing while you're fucking your waifu from behind but with a centaur you got about 3 - 4 feet of horse ass and body to deal with before you can even nuzzle into her neck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 21:07:22 2016 No.14871378 >>14871371 Only the losers,

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 21:09:41 2016 No.14871385 >>14871359 >>/jp/thread/S13146483#p13147902 Cammy, chameleon girl with tongue pussy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 21:11:04 2016 No.14871391 >>14871377 Yeah, but then you can't say you've cumflated horse pussy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 21:11:58 2016 No.14871393 >>14871371 >CC human boys Those are called bachelors.

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 21:13:31 2016 No.14871397

>>14871391
>Wanting to cumflate horsepussy
>When Centaurs in MGE have basically human pussies on their hindquarters
>You will never stroke your centaur waifu's gravid barrel as she goes from a hard-assed warrior to doting house-waif, eager to meet your foal of a daughter
>Her breasts having grown even bigger than they were before, and lactating
Fuck you, you made me sad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 21:16:07 2016 No.14871405 >>14871397 MGE centaurs suck though. Horsepussy is better than human too. That's like a scientific fact.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 21:17:34 2016 No.14871411 >>14871397 Too bad! I want to be the loyal boyfriend of a unicorn and fill her till she sloshes when she walks And make her go around like that all day.

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 21:22:07 2016 No.14871427

>>14871371
I've had a few ideas about an older guy meeting a young-looking woman who just so happens to be going on two-hundred. She'd even feel compelled to treat him like a kid just because of the relative gap in knowledge and experience between them.

Maybe she could be a kitsune or something.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 21:22:08 2016 No.14871428 >>14871411 >unicorn >boyfriend Nigga you marry that horsepussy before you fill it. Literally the only monster with that requirement.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 21:22:36 2016 No.14871429 >>14871397 centaurs are the worst archetype buy have GoAT top-halves

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 21:24:22 2016 No.14871434 >>14871428 Then her husband I will be so that I can do lewd things to her. Like make her an ultra oppai oppai loli and have her walk around topless

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 21:28:41 2016 No.14871448 >>14871427 >Centenarian Loli meets CC guy it would be fun to see each one treating the other like a kid and getting angry at each other in return.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 21:29:25 2016 No.14871450 >>14871429 you might be interested in this advanced species called human women you normie scum

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 21:30:40 2016 No.14871456 >>14871450 I meant personality-wise, you fucking dip.

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 21:32:11 2016 No.14871465

>>14871428
I want to grind my pelvis into a Unicorn's backside while riding her and whispering lewd things like nibbling her ears, licking her horn, burying my face into her ample bosom, or the worst of all! ALL THE HANDHOLDING AND WALKS IN THE PARK SHE COULD WANT

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 21:37:02 2016 No.14871491 File: 1.39 MB, 1280x1740, Scorpicore.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What has magic wrought?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 21:38:59 2016 No.14871497 >>14871491 Never played Might and Magic, but this looks neat.

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 21:39:37 2016 No.14871498

>>14870907
Well, commissioning good art != producing it, so while it's still a massive con for Westerners, there isn't much to be proud of talent-wise. Drawfags themselves tend to be of pretty random origin.
I think the impression of Japanese art being crap comes off thanks to KC sharing and linking pretty much everything so long as it slightly refers to MGE, and he only ever lurks Pixiv. To draw a parallel you should compare it with something like Deviantart.

As for the stories, I remember Momo summed up a few of Japanese ones and they sounded fine enough. And I'd certainly use the original fantasy-ish setting any day over some of our bending-the-rules ones when all it ends up being is either Detroit: The Monmusu Edition or an allegory on immigration crisis.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 21:41:07 2016 No.14871506 >>14871491 Would be more intimidating if it was less likely to get distracted by a plush mouse on a string. Cat type MGs are inherently weak to distraction.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 21:43:51 2016 No.14871514 >>14871491 I'm upset that there's no vagina in that tail, but at least she still has an ass to rim and fuck.

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 21:44:24 2016 No.14871518

>>14871448
It has a spark of potential, I suppose.
I'm imagining a scenario where both characters are out together, and some mother asks the guy if he's out spending time with his daughter too.
Then the guy and the bicentennial loli both respond in absolute awkward disgust, and ask each other if they really come off as looking that way to other people.

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 21:49:19 2016 No.14871535

>>14871491
The only disappointing thing about this Manticore is that people will continue to swear up and down on tailpussy Manticore being the only viable option when this one takes the fearboner up to 11 with the potential for very deadly venom in her stinger, or a very powerful aphrodisiac. It's just a fucking shame that the artists take more risk than the writers here on stuff like this, and to his credit that's one thing EL HAMBURGLAR is good at doing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 21:51:02 2016 No.14871545 >>14871385 Thread where Cu Sith TL was posted, only a couple after the profile's appearance itself. Fun times.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 21:52:13 2016 No.14871553 >>14871545 *Cait of course.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 21:52:21 2016 No.14871555 >>14871491 This is why you don't go to Pandemonium.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 21:59:13 2016 No.14871574 Oppai loli jumping spiders!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 21:59:28 2016 No.14871576 File: 26 KB, 400x462, 1446328456089.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14871385 >That greentext chain linked to Chammy

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 22:00:19 2016 No.14871579 >>14871535 Turn down the drama few notches. You act like other people haven't done a scorpion stinger manticore before. The only novel thing about this one is that the tail is now furry.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 22:01:20 2016 No.14871581 >>14871579 Scorpion stinger Manticores are like black astronauts, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 22:03:21 2016 No.14871587 >>14871581 Way over-represented in media?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 22:03:59 2016 No.14871591 >>14871587 I'd say like unicorns but that'd be species-ist. Point i'm making is you don't see them enough.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 22:07:01 2016 No.14871601 >>14871591 >black astronauts >you don't see them enough I can't even tell if this is liberally retarded or a super racist spook joke.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 22:08:12 2016 No.14871604 File: 1.69 MB, 500x400, 1441845590949.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14871601

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 22:08:44 2016 No.14871608 >>14871587 I bet the tanukis did this

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 22:09:54 2016 No.14871609 File: 309 KB, 1497x1329, mofubat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://imgur.com/a/xL3SH Gallery has been updated. Let me know what images I'm missing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 22:11:53 2016 No.14871619 File: 88 KB, 700x1000, 5f229632aa2cc4dad407f04dee058867.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14869681 Fucking me until I stop spazzing out about the forced girl power theme.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 22:12:22 2016 No.14871620 >>14871609 >Mofubat Oh yes. That's the stuff.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 22:15:05 2016 No.14871627 >>14871609 I can recall an image that image that featured a loli Kikimora sitting on her masters lap. Also: >dat mofubat

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 22:21:08 2016 No.14871639 >>14871574 Their legs must be very strong if they can support that much titflesh. >>14871576 You should pastebin it again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 22:23:02 2016 No.14871642 >>14871619 >Maritan wearing spats But that's CHEATING

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 22:24:28 2016 No.14871648 >>14869681 I'm remembering that screencap with a photo of a sick kid being cheered up by middle aged chicks cosplaying Ghostbusters. That's a thing now. With millions-dollars budget. Shrek is truly dreck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 22:25:28 2016 No.14871649 File: 37 KB, 500x419, tumblr_lo1vnsropc1qd37umo1_500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14871619 >Dat puffy vulva Mmmph.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 22:25:34 2016 No.14871650 File: 243 KB, 700x1000, 1453525797225.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14871642 Lilim can't cheat anon. They warp laws, not break them.

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 22:28:44 2016 No.14871663
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>>14871650
Except part of coquettish seduction is the innuendo, the panache, the pursuit of seeing -more-! Spats just means that there's nothing to be seen outside of a camel toe with no girlish charm!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 22:30:23 2016 No.14871665 >>14871663 I'm too high to understand what exactly you are attempting to convey to me, but I want a Lilim to dom me tenderly. Why can't I have that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 22:31:29 2016 No.14871670 >>14871649 I expected a Lillim like her to have a puffier vulva though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 22:32:48 2016 No.14871675 >>14871639 Don't give him attention

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 22:34:05 2016 No.14871678 File: 54 KB, 334x309, CallIt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14871665 Probably because your average anon lacks the ability to even get close to one without losing all the spaghetti

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 22:35:11 2016 No.14871682 File: 551 KB, 542x708, lolikikiandmaster.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14871627 Currently the album doesn't contain the pen doodles I've done. Probably will create a separate album for that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 22:35:27 2016 No.14871684 >>14871678 I'd get close to one. And then compose beautiful poetry in dedication to her until she falls for me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 22:35:29 2016 No.14871685 >>14869681 https://a.uguu.se/hhckqm.webm

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 22:36:43 2016 No.14871687 File: 657 KB, 842x938, 1446575929517.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's a wild Fox! Catch it!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 22:37:11 2016 No.14871688 >>14871609 Is this latenight or lawyer? Hard to tell

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 22:37:31 2016 No.14871690 >>14871687 How?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 22:37:32 2016 No.14871691 >>14871682 Excellent.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 22:38:16 2016 No.14871694 >>14871687 But I'm out of pokeballs!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 22:38:38 2016 No.14871696 >>14871687 i'ma touch her butt!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 22:38:54 2016 No.14871697 >>14871690 I'm going to need some tofu, a very BIG basket, a stick and some rope.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 22:39:39 2016 No.14871699 >>14871690 Leave some fried tofu out in a trap. Like a box being held up by a stick. Then come back later and see if you snagged yourself a Fox.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 22:39:55 2016 No.14871700 I hate that my brain has to wait until I'm about to go to bed to actually start providing me with really good monstergirl story ideas.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 22:40:42 2016 No.14871702 >>14871688 Latenight and "lawyer" are the same drawfriend.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 22:40:56 2016 No.14871705 >>14871697 >>14871699 Can't I just ask her if she wants to go grab a coffee with me?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 22:44:23 2016 No.14871720 >>14871702 We should just call him "Latenight Lawyer" or something so we can finally agree upon a name for him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 22:45:31 2016 No.14871723 >>14871720 Latenight is one of the the handles he goes by though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 22:45:35 2016 No.14871724 >>14871687 I'm going to rub my face in those fluffy tails while she stutters and blushes!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 22:48:27 2016 No.14871737 >>14871491 I remember this was part of a duel stream but I can't remember who it was or what they were drawing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 22:48:56 2016 No.14871740 >>14871687 >tfw no adorable Fox familiar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGuFud47lEw

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 22:56:25 2016 No.14871767 >>14871720 Latenight is best, since it would never cause trouble for him at his job. He was also called Sketch-kun too for obvious reasons.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 23:29:16 2016 No.14871859 I want one

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 23:30:56 2016 No.14871861 >>14871740 I want to fondle the base of Kon's tail and rest my head on her buttcheeks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 23:34:06 2016 No.14871869 >>14871859 Me too. Hellhounds are wonderful

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 23:36:39 2016 No.14871877 Alright, I think I'm ready. Where in MGC should I go to receive voluntary euthanasia?

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