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14848085 No.14848085 [Reply] [Original]

ask not "wich 2hu wuld u fug" but rather "wich 2hu wuld fug u"

>> No.14848101

all of them, because gensokyo has a severe dick shortage, much less an exotic gaijin dick such as myself

>> No.14848110
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sj

>> No.14848198

please, i'd have as many 2hus on my dick as i do real girls

that means none

>> No.14848263

>>14848085
What a piggy.

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>>14848085
I want to woo Marisa before entering a healthy, stable relationship with her!

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>>14848085
I'll praise her cape. That should do the trick.

>> No.14848773

Youmu

>> No.14848816

I'll berate Youmu during sex, rail her really harshly even though she's a virgin, cum, then throw her to the side and fall asleep.
Who cares, it's just a stupid dork.

>> No.14848912

Hey guys how can I stop being such a bitter assholeish cynic?

While it's a safer mental state to be in it is also preventing me from creating original content.

>> No.14848940

>>14848912
>Hey guys how can I stop being such a bitter assholeish cynic?
You don't, it's hard to turn it off once you get there. You just stop acting on it, and do kind things in spite of your instincts even when no one will know, because character is what you are in the dark.

>> No.14848949
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I want to be raped by Yuugi!

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Does it count if you're asleep?

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She's a rabbit and I have a big dick, I hope that is enough

>> No.14851994

Middle aged blonde ladies always hit on me so probably Yukari.

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>>14848085
No one.

>> No.14853323

The only women who liked me, were taller than me. I'm 6'4, so probably no one.
Which is fine, because I dislike women taller than me, it makes me insecure.

>> No.14853464
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I wish for nothing more than to slowly get to know Reimu and ultimately become her wife.

>> No.14853475

>>14853464
I wish for you to stop pretending to be a girl on /jp/ but I guess neither of us are getting it huh

>> No.14853486
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The crow tengu would be all over me, and I would gladly oblige. Would just have to forget she has a cloaca.

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>>14853475
>pretending to be a girl
>a girl
What gave you the idea? I just want to be Reimu's wife, dude.

>> No.14853560

there was a girl back in school that liked me, but I chickened out. she became a psychologist a month ago.

what type of 2hu would be like her?

>> No.14853724

>>14853560
>she became a psychologist a month ago
But how do you know that?

>> No.14853766

>>14853724
You might have not realized it yet, but a lot of /jp/ is computer-savvy and lonely. That combination makes a lot of stalkers.

>> No.14853868

>>14853766
I reject that, real people are boring and lots of /jp/sies agree.

>> No.14853876

>>14853560
You had the chance man. Satori perhaps.

>> No.14853904

>>14853868
Just like /r9k/ hates women until one winks at them, right?

>> No.14853947

>>14853904
So are you saying I'd suddenly find someone interesting if they'd wink at me? Sorry but not everyone likes to deal with other people.

>> No.14854009

>>14848912
Being that does not prevent you from creating OC.
t. bitter assholeish cynic specializing in back end development

>> No.14854083

>>14854009
What is this new "t." meme about?

>> No.14854096

>>14854083
/int/ meme, means something like "regards" in Finnish

>> No.14854112

>>14848912
Weed works like a charm for me. I feel better for about a week after I smoke it.

>> No.14854117

>>14854096
Thank you

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I could probably trick Cirno into sucking my dick or something.

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>>14848949

>> No.14854380

wich 2hu wuld fug the guy who keep's deleting every artist's twitter accounts?

>> No.14854531

>>14854380
Seiga?

>> No.14854628
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I'm sure Akyuu wouldn't fuck me. Too bad, really.


That being said, why do the furigana not line up with the kanji? Is this some sort of trick, or maybe to express a quirk in speech?

>> No.14854913

>>14854353
Oni are such perfect beings

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I would tenderly fondle Hecatia's balls with such precision and skill that she would stop crying and we would wear matching shirts every day for the rest of our lives.

>> No.14856599

>>14854628
With as many incarnations as she's had, I'm sure she could appreciate the benefits of diversifying the available genetic pool.

>> No.14856864

わかりません

>> No.14857741
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14857741

My 2hu life is:
Alice is my wife.
Medicine is our adopted daughter.

Marisa is my mistress, but Alice doesn't mind and we do lewd things together all the time.
Sometimes with Medicine, as well.

I am very similar to Alice personality wise. I think I could court her successfully. ;3

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>> No.14866809

>>14854083
>new
get out

>> No.14868053

>>14854628
They aren't the usual kanji for kawaii

>> No.14868099

>>14854628
Basically, she's saying one thing while meaning the other. It's a common trick in manga.

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>>14848085
I mean her whole thing in the mythology is rape. Mind reading and rape.

>> No.14868422

>>14868412
Oh and screaming your own thoughts back at you. Best not forget that part.

>> No.14868763

>>14848085
when you use force, everybody will fug with you.

>> No.14868771

>>14853475
in what boards is acceptable to pretend or even BE a girl then?

>> No.14868794

>>14868771
/mlp/ and /soc/ I suppose

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>>14848085
I hate to say it, but no one other than Yukari would do it with me. I fucking hate old hags. Cruel world.

>> No.14874904

can we go back to the daily scheduled escapism please

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