Would you adopt a 25 year old idol?

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Anonymous Tue Feb 23 19:00:39 2016 No.14822178 [Reply] [Original]

Would you adopt a 25 year old idol?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 23 19:25:25 2016 No.14822268 >>14822178 She's my age!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 23 19:31:35 2016 No.14822302 >>14822268 you're old!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 23 19:37:07 2016 No.14822322 File: 850 KB, 743x900, afac807d5c6c57f89035cb622c1a9c9c.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to hug a wonderful 25 year old idol...

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 23 19:48:43 2016 No.14822381 Is she toilet trained?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 23 19:52:03 2016 No.14822394 I'd rather be adopted

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 23 20:01:51 2016 No.14822446 File: 493 KB, 848x1200, 54772646_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to marry Kaede!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 23 20:11:26 2016 No.14822474 >>14822302 I'm still young!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 23 20:49:37 2016 No.14822620 >>14822446 Bro, she's old and her eggs are rotten.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 23 21:04:17 2016 No.14822670 what a granny

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 23 21:21:05 2016 No.14822737 Kaede best cake

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 23 21:25:39 2016 No.14822750 >>14822737 If you like expired cake that is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 23 21:28:45 2016 No.14822760 >>14822178 I can barely take care of myself, much less a fully grown adult.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 24 02:07:24 2016 No.14823971 File: 336 KB, 600x849, 55364946_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14822620 Still young, still fertile!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 24 02:22:44 2016 No.14824035 She's a drunkard. I'd much rather take Kanade.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 24 06:46:33 2016 No.14824973 Please, marry me, Kaede-sama!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 24 06:50:39 2016 No.14824984 >>14822381 I sure hope she isn't

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 24 06:57:48 2016 No.14825014 What are we yelling about!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 24 11:55:49 2016 No.14825874 File: 516 KB, 750x1061, 55262812_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14825014 About how much we love Kaede. I love Kaede!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 24 11:58:33 2016 No.14825889 hhhhhhhhNFGHHGHH

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 24 12:07:14 2016 No.14825920 Is kaede virgin? I doubt it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 24 12:11:22 2016 No.14825936 >>14823971 Keep lying to yourself you useless old hag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 24 12:13:10 2016 No.14825946 >>14822178 >>14825920 Considered that she was in show-business and is above 14 she is probably so used up that you would get an STD just looking at her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 24 12:48:33 2016 No.14826025 >>14825946 I want Kaede to jerk me off while she tells me all about the big producer dicks she's had baby making sex with!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 24 12:55:05 2016 No.14826042 >>14822178 Catching up to Kaede's age!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 24 13:01:50 2016 No.14826073 >>14822178 As I was skimming the catalog I somehow read this as "Would you adopt a 25 year old loli?" and was very confused.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 24 14:22:24 2016 No.14826414 >>14826042 You aren't allowed to post on jaypee while underage!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 24 17:58:51 2016 No.14827299 >>14822268 Same! Why are so many /jp/sies in their mid to late twenties! >>14822302 Rude

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 24 18:11:19 2016 No.14827360 >>14826073 >I somehow read this as "Would you adopt a 25 year old loli?" and was very confused. 500 year old lolis have to be 25 year old lolis at some point.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 24 18:33:49 2016 No.14827437 >>14826025 >she's had baby making sex But she had buttsecks a lot more.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 24 18:45:09 2016 No.14827476 why yell when her voice is one of the softest out there

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 24 18:55:55 2016 No.14827510 >>14827476 Because our voices aren't as cute!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 24 19:34:26 2016 No.14827654 File: 187 KB, 1024x1360, Cacbpb7UMAA_-cY.jpg large.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love Kaede PERIOD!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 24 19:43:17 2016 No.14827700 >>14827654 I love Kaede EXCLAMATION MARK.

Anonymous Wed Feb 24 19:50:46 2016 No.14827734
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That's pretty good looking for 25 years of age.

I'm sure there's a comfortable living to be made for her in a JAV studio. Why is there no OVA depicting the life of reject idols who in their moments of weakness, crave cock and turn to the JAV industry for comfort?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 24 22:20:24 2016 No.14828263 >>14827734 There are Kaede JAVs at least.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 24 23:32:17 2016 No.14828457 >>14828263 Dare I ask for the source?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 24 23:42:00 2016 No.14828500 File: 60 KB, 599x600, CTbvASvWIAA1O5S.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to have a grownup kiss with Kaede!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 24 23:49:12 2016 No.14828537 >>14828500 You're not mature enough for a grownup kiss yet!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 25 00:05:11 2016 No.14828618 File: 51 KB, 600x667, CTMtadBWwAE5YkE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14828537 I am too! I bet Kaede has very soft lips. I wonder what she smells like. I'm thinking cinnamon or raspberries. Sexy adult perfume!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 25 04:19:49 2016 No.14829578 I would make Kaede the mother of my children.

Anonymous Thu Feb 25 04:41:19 2016 No.14829626
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She'd have to adopt me really, I don't drink because of health reasons but I'd totally ignore that and get hammered with her. I doubt she'd give me a choice either.
I'm more into Sae but adoption will be difficult. Next up would be Kanade but I think she and Syuko would rather adopt each other. Maybe even add Sae, that would be a great trio.
Maybe Miku would work, she's fairly decent at taking care of herself but the neighbors would probably question my sanity and morality considering the way she acts.
Mika I think would work, she needs Rika to be safe as well and we could help each other like a real family.

Other than that, the kong but I hate her and would only adopt her to bully her 24/7.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 25 04:51:49 2016 No.14829673 >>14822268 Ojisan enjoying /jp/!

Anonymous Thu Feb 25 05:14:18 2016 No.14829730

>>14829626
>Maybe Miku would work, she's fairly decent at taking care of herself but the neighbors would probably question my sanity and morality considering the way she acts.
Miku is a perfectly normal schoolgirl with a fat ass. She can separate her stage persona from her real life one, so there's no issue with the neighbors. The only real problem would be how many cats she'd want to keep, I can imagine her picking up strays constantly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 25 05:49:02 2016 No.14829819 >>14829730 I've never not had a cat in my life so that wouldn't really be a problem. Although my current cat has started the annoying trend of pissing everywhere if he's unhappy. .

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 25 05:55:41 2016 No.14829828 >>14829819 There's a big difference between keeping one cat, and a cat sanctuary.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 25 05:57:49 2016 No.14829835 >>14829828 Sure but again, I've always lived in cat rich environments. Lots of cats are literally no problem.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 25 07:28:35 2016 No.14830106 But what if she never stops making puns?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 25 09:09:30 2016 No.14830471 File: 500 KB, 1000x1414, ec1cbef4ac8f95a7b566443a86a6cc7d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to get Kaede pregnant on our honeymoon!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 25 15:11:53 2016 No.14831898 She's younger than me. Sure.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 25 16:01:23 2016 No.14832144 >>14831898 you cannot post on jp if you are over the age of 4 sorry

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 25 16:12:26 2016 No.14832187 File: 102 KB, 480x640, 1672b48730db9fd8ece31b60ec8cea0271cc10f4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14830471 >consensual sex

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 25 20:30:08 2016 No.14833436 >>14822178 I'd take her in and offer her warm sake

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 26 00:54:38 2016 No.14834511 File: 448 KB, 600x1158, 7f4066964f2575d20b451db806665a2f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to accidentally have sex with Kaede.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 26 11:38:40 2016 No.14836480 File: 122 KB, 500x696, 85948e6d984053cd9bc6a0e8a525f8de.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kaede dressing you up in her old clothes and calling you a good sissy slut whilst dominating you gently, tenderly and lovingly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 26 12:20:32 2016 No.14836638 I just got Kaede in a gacha for Derestage, so yes, I have adopted her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 26 19:52:42 2016 No.14838234 >>14836638 She adopted you desu

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 27 05:35:29 2016 No.14840451 File: 96 KB, 640x800, 3bfb60becf5de27b80fdd6ab852af1ed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I can think of nothing better than getting wasted with Kaede and fucking in the hot spring.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 27 15:32:05 2016 No.14842872 File: 314 KB, 590x874, f387ef1d6c4fb5ecbab9a31780d9e9f7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kaede's having my baby!

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 27 15:33:35 2016 No.14842880 >>14842872 Enjoy your FAS baby!

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 27 17:29:29 2016 No.14843481 >>14842880 I will!

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 27 21:02:16 2016 No.14844405 File: 128 KB, 750x1061, CcQ8Q3-VIAEJ3Se.jpg large.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] goo goo ga ga

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 28 02:51:54 2016 No.14845688 File: 225 KB, 1072x1280, 52871794_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do Kaedes exist in real life?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 28 12:35:09 2016 No.14847839 >>14845688 yes, in forests

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 28 14:00:54 2016 No.14848261 >>14822178 >25 year old Her VA is younger.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 28 14:52:50 2016 No.14848555 She's my daughter now

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 28 14:56:00 2016 No.14848567 >>14848261 Why didn't they get actual cakes to voice the cake idols?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 28 15:05:13 2016 No.14848613 The daughter younger than the father....? heh... crazy shit.....

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 28 22:19:02 2016 No.14850733 >>14848613 That's usually how it works.

Anonymous Sun Feb 28 22:32:56 2016 No.14850791
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Do you think Kaede would like to live with a 25 year old blue collar slave?

I drive around a forklift in a warehouse for $22/hr so I could at least afford to treat her Chili's or Buffalo Wild Wings once a week. I can't do much more than that though ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 28 22:43:00 2016 No.14850844 >>14850791 I'm sure she would love for you to stuff her mouth with wings.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 29 01:08:26 2016 No.14851555 >>14850791 Just buy ingredients from a super market and cook. The cheap stuff is fine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 29 01:28:10 2016 No.14851612 she used to be older than me. now i'm older than her. i feel so old now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 29 05:27:49 2016 No.14852868 why the green skin?

>>	ヘンリエッタ !b.iTP1Qti. Mon Feb 29 11:02:03 2016 No.14854069 File: 1.53 MB, 1074x1517, 55519744_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] April showers bring May flowers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 29 11:16:58 2016 No.14854125 >>14851555 I would buy regular ingredients from Walmart as well. I wonder if Kaede knows how to cook? If she's going to live in my trailer for free she will need to pull her weight in other ways.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 29 11:18:34 2016 No.14854132 >>14851612 I came here to post this. There are other cute older girls, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 29 11:59:34 2016 No.14854287 >>14850791 >22 an hour You serious? I can afford to eat out every day of the week, save money, and pay all my bills with only 15 an hour, what the hell are you doing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 29 12:58:10 2016 No.14854495 File: 99 KB, 640x800, 2200501.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's truly awful when the artist doesn't make her hair fluffy enough. Watch and learn:

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 1 11:45:32 2016 No.14859616 >>14854069 It's only March.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 1 12:04:59 2016 No.14859669 >>14854287 He probably has a drug habit, that's what drains my money anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 1 14:38:17 2016 No.14860120 >>14854287 I have to pay my student loans and truck payment. Kaede would be impressed if she went out to dinner in my TRD Pro Toyota Tacoma. She would probably need help getting up into it though since it's so high up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 1 19:13:27 2016 No.14861194 Is she a trained toilet

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 1 23:33:12 2016 No.14862055 File: 684 KB, 1920x1080, 1456857365057.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does anyone here have a Nintendo 3DS and wanna try out this QR?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 1 23:41:59 2016 No.14862074 >>14862055 I did. It's just two pictures of a topless Kaede

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:09:52 2016 No.14864444 File: 416 KB, 575x783, kaede's special alcohol.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hey anon, come drink some of this

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 14:49:49 2016 No.14865082 >>14864444 i-is it tequila?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:18:02 2016 No.14865190 How does Kaede respond to being tied up and made to buttchug multiple beers?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 22:29:08 2016 No.14866913 >>14844405 ageplay with kaede!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:09:46 2016 No.14869985 >>14865190 I bet she'd be down to hit the funnel.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:44:13 2016 No.14870108 Is she the most beautiful idol?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 16:03:40 2016 No.14870205 >>14870108 No, her hair is weird and penis-shaped.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 16:17:26 2016 No.14870250 >>14870205 I wish all penises were as pretty as Kaede's hair.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 18:38:32 2016 No.14870708 File: 439 KB, 1200x847, 1d83771a6c7b78a03d2d061e3392bdec.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 19:57:23 2016 No.14871084 >>14870708 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAzH-YAlFYc

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 4 12:08:41 2016 No.14874065 File: 1.52 MB, 2456x3460, 50901383_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Getting ready to get married to Kaede!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 4 13:35:29 2016 No.14874313 >>14874065 I'm not ready for this type of commitment!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 4 18:35:30 2016 No.14875463 >>14874065 The guy took the time drawing the cute picture but forgot her actual birthday

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 12:21:22 2016 No.14883648 >>14875463 Must have been too tired.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 20:56:40 2016 No.14885528 Only if she calls me daddy

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 22:32:29 2016 No.14890786 Only if I can call her mommy

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 16:48:32 2016 No.14894364 Only if I can cell her onee-sama.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 17:16:12 2016 No.14894500 Only if I can call her anego.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 17:53:16 2016 No.14894646 Only if I can call her Supreme God of Hyperdeath

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 17:55:46 2016 No.14894652 Only if I can call her BBA

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 00:42:03 2016 No.14896348 File: 522 KB, 750x1061, 55579409_p0_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The most beautiful idol. Truly an angel descended from heaven.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 00:12:10 2016 No.14900724 >>14896348 If only I got her SSR.

>>	Rahze !w.kFwZHz1Q Thu Mar 10 01:27:24 2016 No.14900886 File: 131 KB, 300x193, 300px-Kaede_SS_SR2+.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Blue Nation best outfit

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 05:20:02 2016 No.14901454 >>14900886 Kaede for ants!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 01:10:51 2016 No.14905320 Is she going to train me as a toilet?

>>	ヘンリエッタ !b.iTP1Qti. Fri Mar 11 10:26:13 2016 No.14907352 File: 651 KB, 1000x666, 48419972_p3_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you go out drinking with Kaede to a very expensive restaurant even if you forget everything that happened when you wake up the next morning?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 02:52:51 2016 No.14911137 >>14907352 Seeing as I have about 60 bucks to my name I'd probably turn her down if she wasn't buying.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 03:44:10 2016 No.14911240 >>14907352 Only if she would abuse me. As a hiki I want nothing more than a cute cake to show me the ways of living. Or something.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 14:39:23 2016 No.14913248 >>14907352 What's that tool Kaede is using?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 13 14:15:27 2016 No.14917304 File: 177 KB, 430x607, 3862e24a1c0ec294b965d1ab9f0033dc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Peeping on Kaede in the bathroom!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 13 14:23:01 2016 No.14917330 >>14917304 Kaede! Please use me instead!

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