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Hi, it's Ran with Danwow! You'll be saying wow every time you use this danmaku! It's like a spell card! It's like Reimu's balls! It's like curtain of bullets! Regular danmaku doesn't work against opponents who can graze - this works against those who rarely play danmaku and seasoned pros. This is for not just easy moodo, but even lunatic! Danwow covers 20% more of the area than normal danmaku. Look at this! It just does the work! Why do you want to work twice as hard? It doesn't miss, doesn't waste a spellcard. You use it, and pick it right back up once things are calmed down again. It is made in Mayohiga, you know the Youkai there always make good stuff. You can reuse it, use it for playing, let your CHEEEENNN use it, use it as fireworks. Professional danmaku players, they use it instead of master sparking. Here's Wriggle...Cirno...Daiyousei...Mistia. Not only is the damage gonna be tops - there's the icicle fall (easy moodo). That is going to miss! See that? The weakest damage. We're gonna do this in real time! Look at this! Give Cirno Danwow, let her go! Without even teaching her how to use it, she really becomes The Strongest! You follow me, cameraguy. Even using her icicle fall (easy) she can defeat Reimu! It acts like a high level spellcard! And look at this - virtually impossible to graze! See what I'm telling ya? Danwow! You'll be saying wow every time!

>> No.1477543
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1477543

Why would you do that?

>> No.1477562
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>>1477554
Wouldn't surprise me, Currybutt is on the low tier of tripfags.

And our tripfags suck to begin with.

>> No.1477573
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>>1477555
>>1477549
>>1477541
>>1477540

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>>1477573
BAWWWWWW GONNA CRY MOAR FAGGOT?
also, SAGE

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>>1477596
NO U

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>>1477562
i must be top tier then

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>>1477628
In my eyes, everyone is equal.

Except Remilia, whose bullshit I can taste through the anonymous.

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Oh wow, you even used my waifu's drawing/shoop for it and everything. Oh you anon.

>> No.1477516

...7/10

>> No.1477540

8/10
nicely done

>> No.1477541

7/10, I lol'd heartily.

>> No.1477545

hey guys, lets take a commercial and fill in every noun with weaboo-sounding terms from our favorite video game.

Jesus Christ this reads like a 14 year old's pokemon fanfic.

>> No.1477547

>>1477545
Fucking this.

>> No.1477549

>>1477516
>>1477540
>>1477541
>>1477543
Same person.

>> No.1477554

>>1477547
To be honest, the Touhou posters in /jp/ aren't very well-known for their fantastic sense of humor.

Anyways, this was CurryButt's I think.

>> No.1477553

FUCKING 10/19!

>> No.1477555

>>1477549
>>1477547
>>1477554
>>1477545
Same fucking faggot.

>> No.1477574

ITT CurryButt

>> No.1477577

70/100

>> No.1477714

>>1477647

How did you do that?

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