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Anonymous Wed, Mar 5, 2008 13:20:29 No.147026 [Reply] [Original]

ITT it's the Third Impact. Thanks to your particularly strong AT Field, fostered by years of isolation and lack of social contact, you don't turn into LCL with the bunch of the two legged shufflers.

So, here's my question. Would you drink it? I think it would taste like bloody tang, there are worse beverages out there.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 5, 2008 13:22:04 No.147030 TANG

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 5, 2008 13:23:30 No.147033 But it's PEOPLE.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 5, 2008 13:31:26 No.147068 I think it would probably taste more like blood, less like tang.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 5, 2008 13:32:09 No.147073 Pfft, you know full well Shinji was just being a wimp when he said it tasted like blood. The elevens can't hold their space drink.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 5, 2008 13:32:38 No.147075 >>147033 Soilent Green too

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 5, 2008 13:41:36 No.147105 It would make excellent lube when I rape Asuka.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 5, 2008 13:43:31 No.147112 Can we mix in kool aid?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 5, 2008 13:43:33 No.147113 >>147026 LOL NO. IMMA GOIN' TO MAKE A PORTAL TO SOMEWHERE ELSE USING MY PARTICULARLY STRONG AT FIELD.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 5, 2008 13:44:23 No.147118 >>147113 THE LIGHT OF THE SOUL DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 5, 2008 13:46:46 No.147124 >>147118 THEN I SHALL MAKE IT SO!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 5, 2008 13:48:30 No.147133 File: 220 KB, 1024x768, 1204724910252.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>147124 Fine, here's the proper formula, tell me when you've solved the transubstantiation issue.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 5, 2008 13:50:31 No.147136 >>147133 Very well then... Tetractys Grammaton...

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 5, 2008 13:50:51 No.147137 >>147136 No man, he was kidding, don't do it!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 5, 2008 13:53:27 No.147150 >>147133 I see some triangles in there. Let's use the Pythagorean theorem.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 5, 2008 13:54:06 No.147154 I divide by zero

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 5, 2008 13:57:00 No.147166 But Rei will break through your AT Field by giving you the person that you desire the most. In the case of anon... I guess she'll just turn into a penis

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 5, 2008 13:57:05 No.147167 I use my TI-84S and arrive at the correct answer.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 5, 2008 13:58:35 No.147176 >>147172 hence the penis penis with blue hair on top, that is

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 5, 2008 13:58:54 No.147172 >>147166 That's quite impossible. The one I desire most is Rei herself. I'm not going anywhere until I've made every single instance of Rei my panting whore.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 5, 2008 14:01:19 No.147187 >>147176 Reidick would only appeal to classic /b/ lurkers.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 5, 2008 14:02:34 No.147191 I would repopulate the world with Asuka, over, and over, and over,and over,and over,and over,and over,and over,and over,and over,and over, again.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 5, 2008 14:06:19 No.147209 >>147105 you're going to lubricate asuka's vagina with the equivalent of your mother's umbilical blood? you're one sick fuck dude. fapfapfap

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 5, 2008 14:09:14 No.147216 I'd drink it. Even if it is people it's their own faults for being so delicious and having a puny AT field.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 5, 2008 14:12:23 No.147233 Delicious souls are delicious.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 5, 2008 14:23:29 No.147282 File: 18 KB, 500x500, 1204727009471.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Rei Ayanami !kcPEHZCC22 Wed, Mar 5, 2008 14:26:22 No.147297 File: 13 KB, 300x300, 1204727182452.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Before I turn you to TANG, I'm going to stab you in the dick.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 5, 2008 14:27:22 No.147303 >>147297 I'mma stab you wit' my dick before I turn into Tang.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 5, 2008 14:27:24 No.147301 File: 194 KB, 600x760, 1204727244282.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>147297 A challenger appears.

>>	Rei Ayanami Wed, Mar 5, 2008 14:28:31 No.147308 File: 42 KB, 243x350, 1204727311875.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>147303 You'll have to get me drunk enough first or I'm not letting you anywhere near me.

>>	Rei Ayanami !kcPEHZCC22 Wed, Mar 5, 2008 14:29:03 No.147312 >>147308 oops forgot the pw

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 5, 2008 14:33:05 No.147338 >>147308 >>147312 Fuck off

>>	Rei Ayanami !kcPEHZCC22 Wed, Mar 5, 2008 14:35:17 No.147350 File: 56 KB, 800x600, 1204727717718.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>147338 You don't want me, Anon?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 5, 2008 14:36:05 No.147355 >>147350 Frankly... I prefer women with some shred of personality. You're like a really well made real doll.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 5, 2008 14:36:08 No.147356 >>147350 Considering you just tried to stab me in the dick earlier, yeah.

>>	Rei Ayanami !kcPEHZCC22 Wed, Mar 5, 2008 14:37:55 No.147372 File: 26 KB, 400x300, 1204727875249.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>147356 I'm sorry, I didn't mean it. Have an apple.

>>	Rei Ayanami !kcPEHZCC22 Wed, Mar 5, 2008 14:39:08 No.147380 File: 11 KB, 300x300, 1204727948815.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>147355 I'm not a doll! If you prick me do I not bleed? You hurt my feelings, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 5, 2008 19:57:26 No.149036 I'd go buttsex Asuka. And Shinji. FUCK YEAH!

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