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Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:31:31 2008 No.1469362 [Reply] [Original]

Haha, so this is the Japanese board. Never had any interest to come here before, I usually just lurk on /mu/, /fit/ and /fa/. However, as luck would have it, I just broke up wit my old g/f, and now this new girl that I really, really like seems to be into all this animated stuff like Japanese cartoons and games and shit.

I was just talking to her and she said I reminded her of some cartoon guy named Zex, lol. Think maybe she was hinting she might wanna have sex wit me? lol

Anyways I need your help to get into this whole Japanese thing so I can impress her next week. Tutor me, dudes. This chick is smokin' hot and I can't wait to bang her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:34:05 2008 No.1469377 File: 22 KB, 303x404, 1224221645012.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1469362

Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:36:38 2008 No.1469389
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... wait, what.
We're Japan/GENERAL; we got nothing in the way of mainstream.

Unless you wanna talk about Visual Novels or Touhou, go to /a/ or /v/.

... Ask her if she likes Touhou, or introduce her to Touhou. Touhou is awesome. Touhou shall rule your life. Play Touhou. Love Touhou.

>>	楠優愛 !LVi6x2EF/I Fri Oct 17 05:37:23 2008 No.1469394 File: 320 KB, 861x600, 1224221843200.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 0/10 If not a troll, we have never kissed a female here, nor do we go outside of our rooms. Also you are not going to learn wap in a week, be more realistic.

>>	Hatsune Miku !MIKUc//5Ko Fri Oct 17 05:42:00 2008 No.1469418 File: 196 KB, 1024x768, 1224222120978.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1469362

>>	Hatsune Miku !MIKUc//5Ko Fri Oct 17 05:45:14 2008 No.1469439 File: 39 KB, 158x144, 1224222314346.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1469428 I'd prefer it if you kindly DISAPPEAR.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:49:01 2008 No.1469462 File: 131 KB, 600x800, 1224222541932.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1469362 Ahh, Todd, there you are. I finally found you, why the fuck did you come all the way here? Let's go back to /b/, bro.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 05:58:27 2008 No.1469497 File: 21 KB, 315x405, 1224223107122.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1469480 >Why are you not saging and reporting this shit?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 06:26:22 2008 No.1469589 File: 6 KB, 158x146, sandr.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] troll is troll

>>	Kozu-pii !KOZUE22Y1U Fri Oct 17 06:33:41 2008 No.1469374 I laughed.

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Fri Oct 17 06:34:31 2008 No.1469380 Easily the worst copy pasta I've seen in years.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 06:36:14 2008 No.1469385 >>1469362 cool story bro

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 06:37:28 2008 No.1469392 >>1469380 Not really, bro. I've seen a lot worse. You don't have to lie to make OP feel bad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 06:37:28 2008 No.1469393 tell me more

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 06:38:10 2008 No.1469399 >>1469389 I wish I saved a Bro Fist for this fucker.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 06:39:41 2008 No.1469408 >>1469380 Lol dude this isn't a copy pasta. I guess you guys aint willing to help me, I just heard about some website called Gaia thats supposedly more knowledgable then u guys about Japanese so I'ma go there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 06:39:41 2008 No.1469409 >>1469399 >Stop spamming! >Return

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Fri Oct 17 06:40:52 2008 No.1469413 >>1469408 Good luck then. I'm sure they can help you there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 06:41:06 2008 No.1469414 DAMN! what happened to mah bro fist?

CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Fri Oct 17 06:41:57 2008 No.1469416

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>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 06:42:39 2008 No.1469423 >>1469389 Wow.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 06:43:20 2008 No.1469428 >>1469418 Hay bro these cartoon things are kinda hot lol, I think ima chill around here for awhile and forget about dis girl.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 06:44:58 2008 No.1469437 >>1469408 Okay, now this is a bad troll who is trying to hard. The first post was kind of funny.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 06:45:20 2008 No.1469440 >>1469389 Touhou sucks and its only here because moot had to appease you cancerous fags.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 06:46:51 2008 No.1469445 I actually just clicked over from /fa/... :<

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 06:47:09 2008 No.1469448 >>1469440 No it was because GLfags at /a/ was too butthurt that we filled the front page with CLANNAIDS and /vn/.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 06:47:29 2008 No.1469453 >>1469437 Maybe you're just insulted that they're closer to being Japanese than you are.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 06:47:29 2008 No.1469452 >>1469362 oh you

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 06:48:40 2008 No.1469460 >>1469453 Who would want to be Japanese?

>>	mormon guy !nAP.g00d1k Fri Oct 17 06:49:08 2008 No.1469463 I admit, I lol'd

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 06:51:07 2008 No.1469469 >>1469362 You're gonna need to be more subtle than that to troll /jp/. Everyone here is on 24/7, there's no casualfags around to be easily trolled.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 06:52:07 2008 No.1469471 >>1469362 Pic is her? she doesnt look hot or japanese

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 06:53:00 2008 No.1469480 Why are you not saging and reporting this shit?

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Fri Oct 17 06:56:39 2008 No.1469491 >>1469462 Is your name Rodd?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 06:57:30 2008 No.1469493 >>1469469 The majority of us are also oldfags, so we know all the tricks in the book already... Some of us probably helped write the book Anyway OP, you should go practice over at /a/ or something before you try again here

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 06:57:57 2008 No.1469495 >>1469462 I still like to think that this picture is just a very subtle troll.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 07:00:49 2008 No.1469501 >>1469462 The best thing about it is that he didn't even up the URL for /b/ correctly on his poster.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 07:06:59 2008 No.1469515 Reasons this has to be a troll: Mentioned the realistic possibilty of sex on /jp/ Involves "bangin" girl who likes animu If such a girl did exist, she would shun this faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 07:08:53 2008 No.1469525 >>1469493 The irony here is that /jp/ is the easiest board to troll.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 07:15:35 2008 No.1469548 >>1469525 meh, its only if you do /vn/ or touhous, if you try to do 3d troll like the OP it isnt going to work.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 07:23:30 2008 No.1469574 >>1469525 Actually that would be /k/

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 17 07:29:55 2008 No.1469604 >>1469589 Huzzah! The game is afoot, Watson! You might be on to something there.

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