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Year of the monkeybutt edition.


Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.14595291

>>14595286
I don't like monkeys, they're assholes.

>> No.14595293

>>14595249
She's a cutie. I wouldn't mind dating her.

Would prefer a Nightmare, but still, cute centaur.

>> No.14595294

>>14594719
For that Anon from last thread. 1/?
>Be relaxing at poodle kobold's home when there's a knock at her door.
>Kobold shouts something from upstairs but the accent and distance make it unintelligible by the time you reach the door, causing you to be quite surprised when you open the door and see her.
>Well...A bigger her would be more correct as the poodle kobold before you was a tad more 'mature' around the hips and chest then the one you were used to.
>"A new servant? It's about time my dear sister replaced zat 'orrible goblin." the kobold says, walking past you with such determination that you can't correct her, her posture perfect and expression set in the cold mask that your version saves for people she doesn't want to talk to....
>Oh...
>There's a thundering behind you as your partner comes sprinting to the pair of you, stopping just as she reaches eyesight so that she descends the stairs in an elegant walk instead of a stumbling mess.
>"Marie!" your kobold says with a smile that shows off her fangs, tail wagging a tiny amount behind her "I did not expect you to arrive so soon! 'as Greta 'elped you with ze bags yet?"
>A brief hint of confusion taint's the stoic demeanor of 'Marie' her green eyes quickly flick to you.
>"So you still 'ave zat goblin Jeanne?" the newcomer asks, arms crossing "Zen who is this boy right 'ere? Ze milk man? Ze paper boy?"
>You saw the familiar twitch in Jeanne's eye but she bit back whatever comment she was going to say, giving you just enough time to state that you were the girl's boyfriend.
>If you had to be honest, you were expecting Marie to let out a titter of laughter instead of the gasp of shock she gave.
>"Is zis true Jeanne?" the kobold said accusingly as the goblin, Greta, slunk out in her maid uniform to grab the bags, an openly unhappy expression on her face as she saw the sister "'Ave you really taken zis man as your lover?"
>Jeanne's expression froze a little bit but you did see that there was a faint blush on her cheeks as she spoke.
>"W-well, I would say zat me and Anon are quite intimate, elder sister, but zat is very much my business."
>The rebuttal was quickly ignored as Marie turned to me, a light shining in her eyes as she spoke.
>"Oh! You do not know 'ow 'appy I am to see zat my precious little sister 'as found a man for 'erself." The kobold laughed, a few interesting movements added to her chest because of it "Our mozer always feared zat she was going to end up a 'spinster', as you call zem, because of 'er fondness for zose 'orrid overgrown lizard movies."
>You frowned and asked why something like godzilla would cause trouble, a question that quickly drew another gasp from the eldest sibling.
>"'Why is zat a problem?' you say? Why, it's improper!" the girl continued as her sister continued to silently fume. "Ze upper class like us cannot be caught dead watching such movies!"
>Jeanne tried her best to stop you, she really did, but the words had already left your throat by the time she spoke.
>'It's a good thing I'm a commoner then because I love those movies.'
>Marie paled at the statement, looking from you, to her sister, and then back to you again before wheeling on her sister.
>"You've 'ad relations with a commoner?" the girl shouted, eyes blazing "I'd expected a mayor or an administrator of one of their schools but a commoner?"
>"What of it?" Jeanne returned, hands (paws?) resting on her hips as she stood up to her sister "'e is ze best man I've found in zis town zat doesn't see me as a piggy bank!"
>"But 'e 'as no rank!" her older sister argue, tail straight as she tried to look as large as she could "What do you zink mother and father will say about zis?"
>"Dad ran a pizza shop!" your lover shouted back, dropper her fancy language "'e and 'er did it in a truck."
>Wow....That's something you could've lived without knowing.
>You don't know if it was her breeding or if this was a familiar argument between them but Marie only responded with her eyes widening slightly before she returned to the argument with new vigor.
>"'e ran a franchise!" the bustier sibling argued to her bottom heavy counterpart "And ze truck was brand new! I bet ze boy isn't even a manager!"
>You weren't and you were damn glad, work was bad enough without keeping track of others.
>"'e's better zan zat boy you fancied in ze acadamy!" Jeanne retorted, taking a step towards her sister. 'Didn't 'e work at a fast food resturant!"
>"'e 'ad ze taste to enjoy Gamera!" the now furious Maria roared, going nose to nose with her little sister "'e is so much better zen zat overgrown lizard zat does nozing but destroy!"
>....Wat?
>After that the argument got a tad more....nonsensical.
>It was like watching an internet fight except the internet was girls that were wearing very nice dresses and speaking with french accents.
>The argument started with powers and toughness and then went into their feats before devolving into some very heated french.

>> No.14595299
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14595299

Human! Please call me back...

>> No.14595300
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14595300

Being a house husband for your lazy Amazon wife!

Snuggling together on the couch while she watches her game!

Cuddling her and letting her know you love her!

Her trying to keep her cool but unable to hide her goofy smile!

>> No.14595303

Maids are olev

>> No.14595305

>>14595286
>tfw no Kakuen pics with Peak Point Helmets
>No Kakuen Freaky Monkey Five

>> No.14595309
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14595309

Santa claws is late, how do you punish her?

>> No.14595310

>>14595294
Will you pastebin this once you finish?
Also, use less lines so it doesn't clutter everything.

>> No.14595312

>>14595294
>Goblin in a maid uniform
I wanna see.

>> No.14595318

>>14595309
Go down her chimney to show her how it should be done, clearly.

>> No.14595320
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>>14595246
>Defile a High Elf
>She comes back pregnant, demanding you take responsibility
>Defile her even more
>Put her through all sorts lewd & humiliating activities
>Cum inside her several times a day
>She can't protest or leave since her village cast her out for bearing a half-breed
>Child is finally born
>Silvery hair and dark brown skin
>High Elf is mortified
>Daughter grows up to be terribly lewd
>Mommy tries to ignore her and Daddy, so she sets to have fun with Papa
>Always teases Mama about how good Papa feels
>By the time she's 18, she's even curvier than her mom
>High Elf mom barges in during one particularly loud session of 'bonding'
>She says she's had enough and will not stand for any more debauchery
>Daughter grabs her & pulls her into a kiss while still grinding on daddy's cock
>Says Mama has been to stressed about appearances and needs to lighten up
>Hops off of Daddy and pulls Mama into place
>Pushes her down on his dick, filling her up
>Spend hours defiling her with your daughter
>Eventually she begins to break, her protests and cries of shame melting into moans of pleasure
>By sunrise she's become as much of a slut as her daughter, begging to be filled up
What a happy family

>> No.14595321

>>14595273
>That's unhygienic
Yes, and? A lot of we're gonna do ain't very hygienic.

>> No.14595322

>>14595309
Take the Krampus out to enjoy some fine wine and dining, a movie, and consensual sex in the missionary position. I *know* she's going to be looking at us through a window and stewing in anger the entire time.

>> No.14595325

>>14595294
bless your soul for taking the poodle kobold idea this far.

>> No.14595326

>>14595322
This is a cute and hilarious image you have out in my head.

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>>14595299
These aren't my orcs...

>> No.14595332

>>14595300
I can't wait to see this finished.

>> No.14595333

>>14595294
>For that Anon from last thread.
That is me, and I still thank you for making my stupid ideas into actual stories.

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>>14595309
Tie her arms up and hug her so she can't hug me back, and I'll leave oatmeal raisin cookies and skim milk for her

>> No.14595339

>>14595300
I want to be a house husband to my workaholic Amazon wife!
I want my workaholic Amazon wife to become an alcoholic!
I want my workaholic Amazon wife to begin to abuse me!
I want to find solace in my dear friend, first in emotional support and then in her body!
I want my alcoholic Amazon wife to crumble when I stay with my dear lover rather then her, leaving her broken!
I want my dear friend to wake up every day to breakfast, amazed that she managed to save me!
I want my dear friend to pay a Tanuki a hefty sum for arranging things this way, so that I'd be to appreciative of her to leave her.

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14595340

Master, shall I take care of your needs before you retire?

>> No.14595346

>>14595340
But you're not blonde. What'd you do with my premium meido?

>> No.14595348

x is best girl

>> No.14595349

>>14595321
Do you really want to put your mouth on musky cyclops crotch? Even then, do you really want to fuck her?

>> No.14595352

>>14595349
Not him, but I would. Probably not for a monoeye neet, but maybe a different one. Got any dragon neets?

>> No.14595353

>>14595348
>X
>Not Y

>> No.14595357

>>14595348
>>14595353
>X
>Y
>not glorious Z
it's like I'm swimming in a sea of pee

>> No.14595359

>>14595339
How do you turn someone into an abusise alcoholic? Mind control?

>> No.14595360

>>14595294
>It was at this point you decided to interrupt and ask why Marie was paying her sister a visit, the two kobolds temporarily halting their arguement to give you an answer.
>"I am 'ere to see 'ow my little Jeanne is doing!" Marie said as if it was obvious, her fire dying down a bit "We do zis every year around zis time! Zere is skiing and ze skating and maybe a game of zat 'Rape Ball' zat she finds so intriguing."
>You gave Jeanne a look and she, a tad sheepishly, gave you a nod.
>"It is true," she said, "we do zis every year and ze whole zing almost slipped my mind. I was just about to tell you when ze doorbell rang."
>Ah, well. You guess that having her sister stay a couple days wouldn't be all that bad.
>"Actually, it will be for a month," Marie told you, the words making your heart sink a bit "We've been apart far too long and I want to spend time with my little sister."
>You felt your eye twitch a little bit, Jeanne still avoiding your gaze directly and Marie hiding a tiny yawn behind a hand.
>"Sorry about zat," the older sibling said when it was gone, giving you both a polite smile "I am tired from ze trip and would like to freshen up a bit, it is good to see you Jeanne and you as well Anon. 'Opefully you will prove me wrong and turn out to be a diamond in ze rough, no?"
>With that she was gone, her posture perfect as she ascended the stairs to the guest room, leaving you and Jeanne alone.
>"Sorry about zat sweetie," the kobold told you with a sheepish grin "she may be a bit strict but I am sure you will be good friends once you get to know 're, even if she enjoys zat dumb turtle."
>You sighed and told her not to worry about it, your acceptance causing the kobold's fluffy tail to give a small wag in excitement.
>Who knows, maybe you could make friends with her, although you didn't know how.
>Maybe robocop would help you, he'd never let you down before.
>Either way, it was going to be a hell of a month.

>> No.14595361

>>14595336
But with her arms tied up, she wouldn't be able to eat and drink those properly. Better put them in bowls for her.

>> No.14595363

>>14595357
>Z
>Glorious
>Not based A
Good god, when did I enter the shit taste thread?

>> No.14595365

>>14595349
>musky
I can only get so turned on anon.

>> No.14595368

>>14595310
Sorry about the lines, I'm not used to the large character limits yet.

Also, probably no on the pastebin unless you guys want it.
I don't think it's long enough to warrant it going there.

>>14595325
No problem, I enjoy kobolds.

>>14595333
Welcome.

>> No.14595374

>>14595294
>>14595360
I feel terrible but could we get a segment where the older sister tries to seduce the MC? Only for it to end with a foursome with both sisters and the goblin maid? I'm sorry I can't help myself with the requests anon. I can't write for shit and you're making my dreams come true.

>> No.14595380

>>14595361
I don't want to be on her naughty list, I just want to hug her without fear of becoming her husband!

>> No.14595381

>>14595368
>Also, probably no on the pastebin unless you guys want it.
I don't see the issue.
>I don't think it's long enough to warrant it going there.
Just make a greentext repository like PRW and Harblador.

>> No.14595385

>>14595374
Maybe.
Give me a bit.

>> No.14595387

>>14595360
That poodle's a cutie.

>> No.14595389

>>14595368
>Also, probably no on the pastebin unless you guys want it.
I don't think it's long enough to warrant it going there.

do this >>14595374 and it should be long enough to warrant a pastebin

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>>14595385
you're making my month here anon
I feel like Moe from the simpsons, looking at the noose in his bar and going "not today old friend"

Also have some Kobolds

>> No.14595399

>>14595352
That's slightly less gross, But still. set your sights higher.

>>14595365
So you're one of those guys. You would beg for a plump monoeye butt on your face as her smell fills your nose and her monopussy leaks into your mouth before you tonguefuck her to multiple orgasms!

>> No.14595406

>>14595374
>>14595385
I just want to voice my own personal "Meh" on this. Why can't things ever just be left at a cute couple?

But oh well...

>> No.14595407

>>14595399
No, I want a plump dragon and to sniff said plump neet dragon. You can't stop me.

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>>14595399
>So you're one of those guys. You would beg for a plump monoeye butt on your face as her smell fills your nose and her monopussy leaks into your mouth before you tonguefuck her to multiple orgasms!
Why do you have to say it like it's a war crime?
Look you even made her sad!

>> No.14595412

>>14595406
>it's still a cute couple
>it just gets undeniably kinky when her onee-san comes over to visit

>> No.14595415

>>14595407
>Sniff

She's going to end up in the dungeon isn't she?

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>>14595399
>plump monoeye butt
I desire this.

>> No.14595423

>>14595412
I repeat.

"Meh".

>> No.14595430

What if a monoeye...with TWO VAGINAS.

>> No.14595433

>>14595430
what if my dick into ur fuckin mouth

>> No.14595437

>>14595423
>Repeat

>> No.14595439

>>14595412
An easy solution to this problem would be to write a sidestory focused on the onee-san, where she somehow gets together with a boy lower on the totem pole than Anon.

>> No.14595444

>>14595407
If you tried harder, you might be able to get a nice fit dragon with a six figure job!

>>14595409
It is a bad thing! Next you know you'll be nibbling her neck and asking if she wants more! Then you'll gently enter her and make sure she enjoys slow romantic sex!

>> No.14595445

>>14595409
>monopussy
But isn't, that, like, all of them? Except manticores and slimes, I guess.

>> No.14595447

>>14595299
What happens if i do?

>> No.14595454

>>14595415
But I'm into femdom

>>14595444
But I don't want a nice fit dragon, I want a chubby awkward neet one, with pudge, an untrimmed bush, and desperate to make me a part of her small hoard.

>> No.14595456

>>14595454
Why sell yourself so low?

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>>14595444
>It is a bad thing! Next you know you'll be nibbling her neck and asking if she wants more! Then you'll gently enter her and make sure she enjoys slow romantic sex!
It's not bad if I take responsibility for my actions!

>> No.14595460

>>14595456
Because I find it so hot

>> No.14595462

>>14595395
Alright, I hate to say it but I'm not going to do the foursome.

As much as I enjoyed writing them, I would find it a bit forced to try and get them all together like that.

It also doesn't help that I'm crashing but the long and short of it is that I feel the story should stay the way it is, with an Anon and his french, himidery and tomboyish poodle kobold and their visiting sister.

>> No.14595468

>>14595454
You say that now Anon but I know how this goes.
First it's a sniff, then it's dairy products, and before long we've got a dragon stuck in a dungeon with a couple mice watching TV while you go around and impregnate every one of them.

>> No.14595469

>>14595462
Thank you!

It was very cute and thanks for the good stuff anon.

>> No.14595476

>>14595469
No problem, I was glad to write something for someone again.

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>>14595462
it's okay anon you've done enough. Have this bush that just showed up in my yard the other day as a token of our new found friendship.

>> No.14595483

>>14595479
Thank you, I'm sure that nothing will go wrong.

>> No.14595485

>>14595479
I'm not taking this. Just like I didn't take that Wock.

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>>14595483
>Later that night at Anon's house...

>> No.14595490

>>14595485
What? What other fantastic gifts are you not accepting? Can I have them?

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14595491

Anon, I dare you to go into that scary Dragon Lady's house and take one of her gold coins!

>> No.14595493

>>14595485
I can see not taking a Wock, they can be deadly if you have any other pets, but this is just a harmless, safe, not-going-to-rape-you bush.

>> No.14595501

>>14595458
This is your last chance to turn back. If you don't, you'll be whispering to the blushing, moaning monoeye that she's wonderful and that the only thing you want in the world right now is for her to become a mother. By then you'll be close and kiss her on the mouth before filling her up!

>>14595460
But she's a loser! A loser!

>> No.14595502

>>14595487
Well, that should would be comfy to sleep under after a long day.

Anyways, good night Anons.
Take care and don't burn down the thread, instead, please consider reading up on kobolds and their varient breeds.

werecats too if you are so inclined.

>> No.14595507

>>14595485
>take that Wock
This reminded me that that Crow Tengu story never continued ;_:

>> No.14595508

>>14595491
That's against the law though.

>> No.14595511

>>14595491
No way man, those charred knight corpses on her front lawn aren't fake decorations...

...I think.

>> No.14595515

>>14595491
>get dared to take CC dragon lady's gold
>just get one coin and get out of there
>and you're in good with your senpais group
>only thing is now is what's standing between you and glory
>an irate 30-something dragon lady in business attire
>"Put down the gold if you want to live"
>"I WILL NOT let go of a single piece of my hoard."
>"But... you are kind of cute, so I'll make you a deal."
>"Survive a night with me and you can take as much gold as you want."

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>>14595502
Like siamese?

>> No.14595519

>>14595517
Yep, or a big, fluffy main coon should you so choose.

And they will be Siamese whether you do or do not please.

>> No.14595520

>>14595517
>White hair
>Wide hips
>Thick thighs
>Big ass
>Small tits
She's perfect.

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>>14595501
>This is your last chance to turn back.
Oh I lost my chance to turn back a long time ago anon... I'm giving her all of the daughterus.

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>>14595519
>main coon
BEEG AMERICAN BREED TIDDIES.

>> No.14595526

>>14595515
I-If it's just one night. And she can't mount herself on me, I'm saving myself for my future wife!

>> No.14595527

>>14595507
The greentext? I realized I had no idea where I was going with it and wasn't really proud of the writing, so I swept it under the rug.

>> No.14595530

>>14595527
Aww, bummer.

>> No.14595532

>>14595525
Yep, and that doesn't even count how fluffy they are and how large they are.

>> No.14595538

>>14595526
But anon, she wants to be your future wife! Why do you think that 24 pack of manticore venom is on her dresser?

And let's not get into those fertility pills in her bathroom...

>> No.14595541

>>14595521
Then what? You'll give them piggyback rides and juiceboxes? Help them get over their anxiety about going to school for the first time? Watch as they make new friends despite being freaks of nature? Give them the best upbringing you can, even if there are plenty of bumps along the way? March them proudly down the aisle in their wedding dress as they marry a nice dependable man?

>> No.14595545

>>14595532
She's large in multiple ways, but the lack of fluff is a disappointment. I mean, that's still a lot of hair, it's just not poofy enough.

>> No.14595546

>>14595517
Cheongsam a bestest.

>> No.14595547

>>14595541
okay stop it, I went from hard to sad in an instant

>> No.14595548

>>14595547
That's what you get.

>> No.14595552

>>14595538
B-But she's nearly twice my age! She can't inject manticore venom, because if she does she'll have to take responsibility for stealing my virginity! Then I'd be stuck as her house husband, waiting on her hand and foot, welcoming her home in a naked apron, prepping her a bath and dinner, giving her foot massages while she tells me about her day at work, helping her relieve some stress in the bedroom, and eventually raising the daughterus.

Is that what she wants to do with a young boy?

>> No.14595554

>>14595548
>inherent sadness that I'll never be the man my Monoeye waifu wants me to be because she's not real?
yeah thanks for that mang
brb gonna drown my sorrows in bleach

>> No.14595557

>>14595552
She isn't filthy rich just because anon. She's already got the baby names picked out.

>> No.14595559

>>14595545
Indeed.
How is that VN by the way?

>> No.14595566

>>14595554
But at least she's not crying alone on a cold empty bed when she realizes she'll never meet her husbando.

>> No.14595567

>>14595515
She's going to tie me to the bed and put on revealing lacey nightwear!

>> No.14595568

>>14595559
It's both amazing and terrible. It's adorable and the lewd is good if you have a decensored version, but it's so cute I can't handle it for more than like half an hour at a time. You remember that image of the old man in a gray sweater having a heart attack? It's actually like that.

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"Anon! Stop looking at unauthorized websites on company time! I swear if you actually worked as much as you goof off you'd be a damn good manager!"

>> No.14595577

>>14595568
Huh, may need to look into it then.

>> No.14595580

>>14595574
kick that bitch in the tit

>> No.14595585

>>14595574
Sounds like someone needs some 'all natural' creamer in her coffee.
Hope she has a bigger bra.

>> No.14595586

>>14595574
You can't confirm that. I don't want to be a manger anyway.

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>>14595580
>kick your succuboss in the tit
>get fired
>later that night get a visit from her older sister
>who tortures you by doing all of the fetishes you absolutely hate while you're tied to your bed

>> No.14595589

>>14595491
Beware the CC Dragon lady who lives next door with the amazing hips!

>> No.14595590

>>14595557
Gah, what an old perverted lady! She's lucky I'm easily won over.

>> No.14595592

>>14595574
Sorry, but I found this anonymous image board and I studied how some of my co-workers typed and noticed that they were talking ahit about you!
So, as a very hard-working, uh, worker, i felt obligated to defend your honour! I mean, I can't just allow them to shit-talk you on the internet. You're our boss, and a very good one
But, if you want me to go back to work, then I guess if that's what you want. I guess they'll just continue to shit-talk you to oblivion. About your fat ass, and you, what was the term? Ah! "200 dick sucked" lips

>> No.14595595

>>14595588
>who tortures you by doing all of the fetishes you absolutely hate
>while you're tied to your bed
She don't know me very well, do she?

>> No.14595596

>>14595588
Jokes on her, that's my fetish all along, and her being an older sister only makes my dick harder

>> No.14595597

>>14595515
'I think you're mistaken lady." I say closing the front door behind me and bolting the lock into place.
"It's not me who has to survive the night."
I unbuckle my pants and shed them, revealing my already rockhard member.
"It's you."

"Is that tiny thing supposed to be your dick?"

>> No.14595598

>>14595491
>successfully steal coin
>friends super impressed
>feel like shit all night for stealing
>go back the next day and return it
>try to slip it under her door, but she opens it right as you do
>she makes you explain
>give a short explanation while looking down
>then wait
>and wait
>more waiting
>eventually look up, find her staring at you
>you meet her eyes
>she gets a small smile on her face
>"You're an interesting young man. Why don't you come in for a bit?"

>> No.14595599

>>14595595
just wait until she gets into the NTR aspect of your torture
this is supposed to be torture

>> No.14595600
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>>14595574
>>14595588
Lips are too big.

>> No.14595602
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14595602

Don't you want to be a stud anon? To be cherished for your breeding prowess?

To be called a stallion?

>> No.14595605

>>14595598
No Anon! She's going to burn you to a crisp with her dragon breath! Or ride you until you're broken!

Dragons are dangerous!

>> No.14595606

>>14595598
Rip

>> No.14595607

>>14595597
>"Is that tiny thing supposed to be your dick?"
Oooh, banter AND hatesex! wonderful!

>>14595598
I feel like you'd get some props for managing to actually steal it. I mean, this is a DRAGON'S hoard for crying out loud. Shit ain't easy.

>>14595599
>NTR
She really don't know me. Also, no woman to steal, semi-colon, underscore, etc.

>> No.14595608

>>14595602
You know what.
I will.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I want to be the first man to ever cumflate a unicorn.

>> No.14595609

>>14595602
Nah.

>> No.14595610

>>14595592
I don't care what 'anon-e-moose' thinks about me. I only care about what you think...
Do you really think my ass is fat?

>> No.14595612

>>14595340
Unnfff, the front is as good as the back.

>> No.14595615

>>14595607
>I feel like you'd get some props for managing to actually steal it. I mean, this is a DRAGON'S hoard for crying out loud. Shit ain't easy.

>you go into her house praying for your pelvis
>all she wants to know is how you dodged the snakepits

>> No.14595618

>>14595602
Mono should draw a bicorn with twintails

>> No.14595619

>>14595615
>all she wants to know is how you dodged the snakepits
She didn't have them on the proper setting to ward off intruders. See, she had them set to M for Mild when it should be set to W for Wumbo.

>> No.14595620

>>14595610
Well I'm not saying that I was saying that your ass if fat. Those were the other people. If I had to be honest, and don't cut my pay-check for this, I think it's fine
I mean, your legs are great, I mean, god damn. A for effort. But your ass is just fine
Not that I'm saying that's a bad thing or anything! Fine is. Well, it's pretty fine so, uh
I mean, you could grip them, so there's that. Probably squeeze them and leave a mark or something. Better than nothing, right? So, uh

I'm going to, uh, go back to work now. Good talk, boss

>> No.14595621

>>14595610
I want to give my demon boss an ass so fat that she accidentally knocks stuff off of desks when she turns.

>> No.14595626
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>>14595615
>"...There were snake pits?"
>HFW
>[Frustrated lamia hissing in the background]

>> No.14595628

>>14595574
Sorry boss, I did most of my work already and I'm psyching myself up for pranking that alp in human resources by giving her coffee with my jizz mixed in it.

>> No.14595630

>>14595620
She brings you to her office for overtime later in the day.

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14595631

>>14595574
I might have hired a bit of a mouthy secretary.

>> No.14595633

>>14595605
Turns out she just wanted me to try her cookies. She's a baker of all things. Weird right? She wanted a human opinion, different taste buds or something.

She said she'll forget the coin thing if I come over and try her cooking once in a while. She asked me to come back tomorrow.

>> No.14595640

>>14595491
>Sneak inside
>spend hours of searching through the catacombs she apparently had installed in her basement.
>Several traps and winding passages later, you find it.
>A glorious pile of gold.
>You waste no time in crouching down to scoop as much as you can carry.
>All of a sudden you smell a scent of perfume and fire.
>Slowly turn around.
>The scary Dragon lady stands at a towering 8 feet, hands on her hips, looking down on you.
>"Found what you're looking for? Little thief?"

And Anon was never seen again.

>> No.14595642

>>14595525
I better be able to pound her and cinnamon in the next vn

>> No.14595647

>>14595608
Mah brother of African decent!

>> No.14595649

>>14595640
>"I have now, the loveliest thing in the house."
If flattery and submissiveness doesn't win her over, run.

>> No.14595651

>>14595630
This is about the pay-check, isn't it? I knew. it. Brain was telling me what I was saying was sexual harrassment, but of course I don't listen.
Listen Boss, I understand your frustration. Fire me. Actually, you don't even have to say it. I'll just pack up my stuff and leave. Save you the pleasure of firing someone. Or, at least I think bosses like firing.
Well, if you hate the person

I'm babbling, sorry. Packing my shit up. Been a pleasure working for you. Now to return to the many eons it takes to find a job. Yay

>> No.14595656

>>14595647
I want to tease her by plugging her up and forcing her to walk around afterwards.

It would be funny for her to work at a daycare and force her to explain to her student's where that sloshing is coming from.

>> No.14595666

>>14595651
"Good. Pack your things anon, because today you're promoted to being my new secretary!"

>> No.14595667

>>14595649
I don't know Anon, she isn't some naive, young Dragon who's just left her mother's nest to start her own hoard.

She's probably heard it all before, it's going to be hard to get through to her scaled heart.

I suggest start with calling her 'Sugarscale' and go from there.

>> No.14595671

>>14595649
What if she catches me between her thighs before I can make a break for it?

>> No.14595676

>>14595666
Yes yes, I'm packing my stuff up so- wait, what?
But I- But I'm bad with phones. Okay, maybe not that bad, but still
Seriously? Do I get paid mo- this is important: Do I get paid more? Because either way, thanks boss. Seriously

>> No.14595677

>>14595667
This is smart advice, follow it. beware though, doing so may cause her to give you a pet name in return.

>>14595671
Do whatever she tells you to do, which will most likely "lick like the dog you are." Then pray she'll give you headpats and call you a good boy.

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>>14595640
I most certainly did. Now to claim my reward.

>> No.14595684

>>14595574
I wouldn't spend so much time watching porn if you did what secretaries are supposed to do and suck me off.

>> No.14595691

>>14595671
>Anon tries to dash between her legs.
>Gets stuck halfway through, scrabbling at the floor as she holds him in place with her powerful Dragon thighs.
>"Pitiful. Like a little rat trying to scamper away."
>"I'm going to enjoy breaking you, little rat."

Should have brought Dragon mace or something, or tried stalling her like Bilbo.

>> No.14595692

>>14595676
You get paid salary, but the hours will be long. There will be some nights where you'll be sleeping with me.-IMEANSLEEPINGONMYCOUCHINMYOFFICEAFTERHOURSOFBALLDRAININGSEX-



Oh my. I mean, I'll just be in my office. Get me when you finished packing up.
AND PLEASE KNOCK!!!

>> No.14595695

>>14595684
That's sexual harassment and I'm married. Now to go report your ass and take your job!

>> No.14595702

>>14595691
Whats breaking mean in this context?

>> No.14595703

>>14595684
>that's not your succutary
>that's your succuboss

>> No.14595705

>>14595692
I didn't understand any of that but I did get the part about knocking and packing up
Which in that case, I'll guess I'll see you in a few. Though, where am I being stationed? Nevermind, I'll ask that later, you seem distracted.
But seriously, thank you, Boss. You're the best

>> No.14595711

>>14595702
Most likely my pelvis, if I'm lucky.

>> No.14595714

>>14595702
Well thieves need to be punished Anon, so they won't be able to steal ever again.

>> No.14595717

>>14595702
Breaking down your false sense of pride and your now worthless ideals.

>> No.14595720

>>14595711
>>14595714
>>14595717
This sounds pretty good, and might fulfill my masochist fantasies, assuming she takes responsibility at the end. I want to be a young idealistic hero fighting for an ideal and get defeated, beaten and broken down, degraded, mocked, and broken by a Monster Girl. And then made into her husband.

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>>14595711
>>14595714
>>14595717
help

>> No.14595728

>>14595720
>>14595722
Don't worry. She'll kiss your tear soaked face and offer to forgive you f you become her's.

>> No.14595731

>>14595722
There can be no help.
Only nonstop breeding

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>>14595722
>>14595728
Only if she's yandere.

>> No.14595749

>>14595722
Do you have the second image of that dragon by any chance?

>> No.14595758

>>14595749
Just use iqdb

>> No.14595765

>>14595758
Can I use lgbt instead?

>> No.14595776

>>14595738
We talking "she's gonna shank your whole family" or adorably overprotective?

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>>14595776
Not him, but I'd prefer the latter.

>> No.14595784

>>14595656
You and me both anon, you and me both....

>> No.14595804

>>14595765
Only if you're a faggot
Seriously, it's in the rules

>> No.14595807

>>14595642

Yeah, they're both pretty great. Coconut desperately tries not to act as moronic as everyone around her and she has the best body, plus she's clumsy because of her large frame which is cute. And Cinnamon is perverted and desperate as shit so you know she's DTF.

>> No.14595822

>>14595784
The best bit would be her deciding whether she should chase after one of the kids so that everyone can hear her 'filling' or if she stays there and lets them get away with things.

>> No.14595824

I'm going to have nightmares about swarms of red arachne coming to rape me to the chime of bells.

>> No.14595829
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>> No.14595830

>>14595824
What's so nightmarish about it?

>> No.14595838

>>14595824
Having trouble with the Respawn Bell Maidens, are we anon?

Just ignore them all and rush up to the bell-ringing bitch. Kill her, and all the reds will die with her.

>> No.14595839

>>14595829
I love my big sister!
I want to marry my big sister!
I want to make babies (plural) with my big sister!

>> No.14595842

>>14595830
No matter where you run, there they are, leaping for you taking half your health in one hit, blocking doorways, surrounding and legstunlocking you untill you spill your red stuff all over them.

>> No.14595873

>>14595829
Source?

>> No.14595886

>>14595873
SauceNao->Ex

>> No.14595890

>have a Hellhound and an Anubis as friends
>they have an intense rivalry between each other
>always try to one-up the other in stupid contests and bets
>one day, Hellhound challenges Anubis to a Pocky game
>oh boy here we go again
>Anubis asks "whats a Pocky game?"
>Hellhound has a twinkle in her eye
>next thing you know, both the Hellhound and Anubis are laying prone on the floor, pants down and asses bare
>get dragged in to facilitate
>apparently, they have to take turns sticking a chocolate Pocky stick into the pooper
>the winner is the one who has the most Pocky sticks in their butt without breaking them
>fairly certain this isnt how the Pocky game is supposed to be played
>Hellhound is up first
>her hips are raised so the hole is clearly visible
>gently place the tip of the Pocky stick into the hole before slowly pushing it; surprisingly it goes in smooth
>the melted chocolate acts as suitable lubricant
>Hellhound takes her first Pocky stick like a champ, with a smug expression on her face
>Anubis next
>she's tensed up, and its a bit harder to put in the Pocky stick
>eventually, it makes it's way in before she suddenly clenches and it snaps off
>Hellhound with a smug expression watching the Anubis fidget
>it continues on, with Hellhound clearly in the lead with the score being 7-2
>Anubis sits there mouth agape and sweating as she admits defeat
>Hellhound says the game still isn't finished
>apparently, the loser has to eat out the winner's Pocky as well
>Anubis begrudgingly moves over and hesitates for a moment, spreading the Hellhound's butthcheeks before diving in and nibbling down the Pocky sticks to the base
>fairly certain my Hellhound and Anubis friends are into each other

>> No.14595902

>>14595890
The pocky game is far too lewd.

>> No.14595936

>>14595890
... someone illustrate this

>> No.14595950
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14595950

Better have your blood healthy boya.

>> No.14595955

>>14595950
B-But I just gave you my blood last week! You damn mosquitoes can't push us around forever!

>> No.14595957

>>14595950
Better idea: I'm going to get as shitfaced as I possibly can without dying. Also, I'm gonna see if I can make my blood more delicious by injecting my own semen into it.

>> No.14595958

>>14595950
>Tfw extremely afraid of needles
Sorry ma'am, you're not getting blood from me

>> No.14595961

>>14595955
>someone seem to have forgotten how it was under Vampires

>>14595958
Don't they get it through ordinary biting and sucking through small bite marks though?

>> No.14595962

>>14595950
She's after my iron-rich blood! Help!

>> No.14595963

>>14595961
Do they? I kind of skimmed their profile since I saw Mosquito and automatically thought needles

>> No.14595969

>>14595950
Damn it, mosquitoes shouldn't be sexy.

>> No.14595971

>>14595969
On a hot, humid night they'll break into your house if you leave the lights on, ganging up on you and holding you down while each girl gets to drink her fill. They'll hold you hostage as their own personal blood buffet.

Always remember to clean up any stagnant water puddles or pools near your house.

>> No.14595973

>>14595963
Yeah, me too
Nothing kills my boner better than blood. Vampires are immune to that somehow though

>> No.14595976

>>14595973
>Nothing kills my boner better than blood.
Or a lack thereof

>> No.14595980

>>14595950
Is this the type of mosquito that keeps sucking after you smack it.
Post that image

>> No.14595990

>>14595950
>tfw AB+ blood type
So, since I'd likely end up in either of those, Vampire Kingdom or Mosquito People's Republic?
All this old-fashioned aristocratic stuff in Vampire's stronghold is pretty rad and stylish, but I dunno, seems kinda backward nowadays. Plus, I've heard rumors of simple human folk sometimes being straight-out objectified there.
Then again, back in Mosquito's totalitarian state everyone is objectified...

>> No.14595995

>>14595890
>>14595936
Seconded.

>> No.14595997

>>14595990
>Plus, I've heard rumors of simple human folk sometimes being straight-out objectified there.
It's called freedom of sexuality.

>> No.14596006

>>14595997
Freedom for Vampires maybe.

>> No.14596012

>>14596006
Those boys enjoy it! Those revealing clothe are actually quite comfy.

>> No.14596017

I want a nerdy nosferatu vampire with big bat ears, black sclera, gray skin, and a bookish nature!
I want to hug her from behind while she's reading and have her give a squeak of surprise.

>> No.14596025

>>14596017
>nosferatu

So bald too, and with bad teeth? I won't judge. Not to your face, anyways.

>> No.14596028

>>14596025
I was more imagining shark teeth and messy hair that looks like she just got up.

>> No.14596030

>>14596028
>Nosferatu
>Hair

Plz

>> No.14596035

>>14596030
Vampires also don't explode when they enter the sun in this one, getting hair isn't that much of a stretch.

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This one's my favourite. Bitch got exactly what was coming to her when she left the Bismarck to die.

>> No.14596091

>>14596086
Wrong thread?

>> No.14596093

>>14596091
Nah he's just practicing for the next MG-on-pike "FREE SPEECH" event.

/s

>> No.14596099

>>14596091
sorry
>>14596093
Damn straight. I've got a right to wear my sandwich board on campus and tell people that men deserve not to be raped.

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>>14595950
>have Mosquito waifu
>buff her with your blood big time
>a blood-starved Vampire, twice your waifu's size and ten times her age, walks up to you
>humiliatingly asks the waifu who could just as well pass for her daughter if she could spare some of your blood, hoping being a fellow blood-sucker would cause some sympathy for her situation
>waifu beats the shit and leaves a sobbing mess out of a Vampire

>agree with waifu to pretend she's an abusive cunt in front of some upreared, but romantically unsuccessful Vamps
>calls you tasteless, degrading pet names and throws hurtful jokes
>persists on feeding you with junkfood saying your blood tastes the best after it
>sucks you like a bottle of cheap whisky, leaving blood stains disgraceful for any blood-sucking mamono
>loudly comments the taste even Vampires can smell as quite unique with 'That's the shit!'
Few see the potential in all these weak-yet-cunning girls. And once we power her up to Lilim-hair level, we'd go fuck with Dragons.

>> No.14596119

>>14595950
Why the fuck do nips like Vamp Mosquito so much?

>> No.14596131

>>14595950
Nice art.
Vamp Mosquito are cute.

>> No.14596132

>>14596119
Simply put, they've got taste.

Just not when it comes to cosplay tier vs. otherwise interesting appearance and at least somewhat original bio...

>> No.14596134

>>14596131
*mosquitos

>> No.14596137

>>14596119
Why would people hate them?

>> No.14596144

>>14596099
Don't feel bad, it was funny at least

>> No.14596147

>>14596116
That's evil tho

>> No.14596149

>>14595829
How the fuck are you supposed to pronounce "Iä?"

And as great a doujin as this was if we could use HP Lovecraft's spinning corpse as a turbine all the world's energy problems would go out the window.

>> No.14596151

>>14596132
>Nips
>Taste
But Jiangshi went completely ignored apart from butter using her to shill his patreon.
>>14596137
Maybe it's just me who wants to cunt punt them due to their appearance, they remind me of a certain someone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4iC52d-fVY
Being mosquitos doesn't help either.

>> No.14596156

>>14596147
>anything done to Dragons or Vampires, ever
>eebul

>> No.14596157

>>14596149
I don't know man, all I know is it means 'come' and it seemed appropriate.

And hey, she might really be the black sheep of the woods with a thousand young eventually. He's young, give him time.

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>>14596157
>Fetid, unnatural waifu tendril-locks you as you're nearing orgasm
>A thousand voices inside her scream erratically:
>>IÄ! Iä! Iä! iä! iä...!
>Her black, inky hole floods with enough of your white stuff to produce a thousand daughterus
>Her tendrils relax and gently hold you as her breath settles down
>Her flaps begin to close and she slowly begins to resemble a human girl again
>You stroke the mass of black tendrils extending from her head as you fall into restless sleep

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>>14596151
I am really wondering why Jiangshi are not popular.

>video
But that girl is cute.

>Being mosquitos doesn't help either
Why do you relate the MG with a IRL species?
People don't hate Ushi-Onis, other Arachnes and Oomukade .
They are even anons here who love Devil Bugs.
Pretty sure some hate their IRL counterparts.

>> No.14596192

>>14596184
I'm reminded of the arachnophobe that loved arachnes. That was amusing.

>> No.14596194

>>14596192
It is probably because spiders don't have boobs.

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>>14595890
Jesus fucking holy hell's shitting bells, lewdness of this level should not be legal in large doses.

But I want it anyway.

>> No.14596198

>>14596184
>People don't hate Ushi-Onis, other Arachnes and Oomukade
Wasn't there a dude who disliked Ushi-Onis so much he said he would fortify his own house into what amounts to a military base and his yard into a minefield just to avoid them? And I can recall a few times people being scared of arachnes for their spider-parts.

>> No.14596201

>>14596184
Yeah it's probably just me being irrational in this case. I'm terrified of spiders and centipedes yet love both of those girls.

>> No.14596205

>>14596149
Most media uses Ee-yah as the pronunciation. Which is hilarious when you compare it to the almost identical Nip squeal.

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>>14596198
More Arachnes for us then.

>>14596201
Happy to see more spiders and more bugs MGs lovers.

>> No.14596221

>>14596198
Maybe it's because Ushi-Onis are rape machines (even if most of the MGs are, but whatever) or he was just doing his Alp.

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>>14596216
>Happy to see more spiders and more bugs MGs lovers.
I think my love of Ushis has actually helped me control my fear of real life spiders. Before I could never bring myself to go anywhere near one but now I have the courage to let one out the door in a jar, being a fan of rape trains has made me a stronger person.

>> No.14596233

>>14596173
Please anon, I can only get so erect

>> No.14596235

>>14596151
I'd like a Vamp Mosquito who acts like Nico.

>> No.14596239

>>14596192
Not that guy but I'm the same way. They aren't my favorite but I do like them, and I'm deathly afraid of spiders.

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>>14596226
I see what you mean.
Spiders don't really scare me (except tarantulas), but I hated them. I hate them less now since Arachnes (especially Jorou-Gumo) are some of my favorites MGs.

>> No.14596254

Spider Cow and Creepy Stinker fight, who rapes the anon?

>> No.14596255
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>>14596233
>In your dreams you are bound by an endless mass of writhing tendrils
>You cannot close your eyes as a black, formless mass descends upon you
>Your vision grows more blurry, your ears begin to ring as it fills your vision
>Finally the only sound you can hear, the only sensation that fills your mind is the blood rushing through your veins
>Suddenly you snap awake to find your head inside a black, wet abyss
>You thrash in panic, and she awakens
>She rubs her eyes and asks you what's wrong as she retracts her chest from your face
>You realize she had hugged you so tight during the night that her chest orifice had enveloped your head
>You tell her it was just a bad dream and readjust your position to place your head on her shoulder
>Just as you drift away, her face begins to open and her tongues worm their way out through what used to be her cheeks and all over your face...

>> No.14596261

>>14596254
Why not a threesome?

>>14596255
Continue please.

>> No.14596262

>>14596261
>Why not a threesome?
Show me a man who can handle both of those things.

>> No.14596263

>>14596262
Uhhhh, Achilles?

>> No.14596265

>>14596263
The stinker will nibble his heel because she's a rotten freak.

>> No.14596266

>>14596263
That nigga is dead and fucking hellhounds in Hades. Didn't you read the Odyssey?

>> No.14596268

>>14596254
They both do.
>Oomukade wraps herself around anon to stop him from fleeing and bites him to inject her venom
>The Ushi-Oni rips his pants off and starts having her way with him
>It's not long until he blows his first load and the Oomukade demands they switch places
>The Ushi wants to continue but agrees to switch for a little, grabbing anon's arms and pinning him to the floor while the Oomukade takes his still sensitive member into her mouth to get him hard again
>The two of them continue until anon passes out from exhaustion, they grumble that they wanted to keep going and agree to buy some Manticore venom from the market for tomorrow's session
>>14596262
Monster girl world is full of all kinds of wonderful performance enhancers and I'm sure he'd build some stamina after a while.

>> No.14596269

>>14596262
If they are people who can handle 2 Soldier Beetles, I am pretty sure that they are people who could handle them both.

>> No.14596270

>>14596266
>implying he can't leave whenever he wants because Charon is a lazy ho

>> No.14596272

>>14596268
My dick.

>> No.14596273

>>14596268
Why would they buy Manticore venom when the Oomukade already produces venom?
And according to Historianon's story, it's stronger than Manticore venom.

>> No.14596278

>>14596269
I bet people that get soldier beetle waifus would get cocky and taunt people because they know they're safe.

>> No.14596280

>>14596273
They do different things, Oomukade venom makes him feel good and Manticore venom increases the amount of semen he produces.

>> No.14596281

>>14596280
Really?

>> No.14596283

>>14596270
>Undead exist because Charon was too busy being gangbanged for days on end again to ferry the newly dead and they got bored and went home

>> No.14596285

>>14596283
How did she get her job and how does she keep it?

>> No.14596286

>>14596283
I thought it was because of those ghastly puns she made, bad enough to make the dead roll in their graves.

>> No.14596289

>>14596281
Oomukade
>Men injected with this poison experience a rush of pleasure around the place where they were bitten at that very moment, and their bodies lose all strength. In fact, the poison is so potent that even if they don’t do anything for a while, the man will continually experience an intoxicating pleasure at the place where he was bitten.
Manticore
>This lewd venom has the effects of causing a man’s body to produce huge amounts of semen and spurring ejaculation. In this state, if a man’s penis is engulfed by their tail, he will reach climax every time the walls of their tail move, and ejaculation will be repeated relentlessly.

Although being monster girl venoms you can be sure that both help keep an erection.

>> No.14596291

>>14596289
I don't pay much attention the words KC writes because it's so silly, but
>ejaculation will be repeated relentlessly
I'm not scared of Manticores.

>> No.14596295

>>14596289
And the Girtablilu's venom have both of these effects.
Girtablilus are the best.

>> No.14596297

>>14596295
Jesus Christ how horafying. I might have to write about them at some point.

>> No.14596303

>>14596295
>>14596297
Do we still have any other Girtablilu stories than that Harblador short?

>> No.14596308

>>14596221
>or he was just doing his Alp
What does "doing your Alp" mean?

>> No.14596312

>>14596297
Don't forget Apophis. They have a strong venom too.
And yes, please write a Girtablilu's story. They need more love.

>>14596303
Don't remember other stories about them.

>>14596308
Acting like a faggot

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>>14596291
>I'm not scared of Manticores.
There's nothing to be scared of.

>> No.14596314

>>14596312
>please write a Girtablilu's story. They need more love
Will do. Maybe not a whole story, but a flashback to a scorpion pit might be fun while some characters swap stories about the desert.

>> No.14596317

>>14596313
Of course there isn't. Besides, tailpussies can smell fear and secrete pheromones that turn it into scarearousal, so being scared of them would be a bad move. So it's good that I'm not.

>> No.14596319
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>>14596313
Get a tail pussy

>>14596314
Thank you

>> No.14596320

>>14596312
>Don't remember other stories about them.
As long as you can ignore author tract done horribly wrong, there's this one: https://www.literotica.com/s/deathstalker

>> No.14596321

>>14596319
>Thank you
Don't thank me until I'm done with it, please. Any other Desert girls I should try squeezing into it? Pot Devils maybe?

>> No.14596330

The Vale of Shadows is overrun with Yetis. What do?

>> No.14596333

>>14596319
I can't even imagine the stink from that long meat-tube.

>> No.14596338

>>14596320
Bless you

>>14596321
Mimics, Pot Devils and maybe Sphinx.

>>14596330
Hugs.

>> No.14596339

>>14596320
I wish he finally pulled his head out of MGU/MGR and wrote more for fuck's sake.

>> No.14596341

>>14596338
>Mimics
I can do that.
>Pot Devils
I can do that too.
>maybe Sphinx
No way, she'd steal the show.

>> No.14596348

>>14596338
>Hugs
But those won't make the Vale of Shadows any less overrun!

>> No.14596349

>>14596341
Oh I thought that Sphinx was not a popular girl.
Can't really remember an unpopular MG in the desert besides Mimics and Pots Devils.

Maybe Ignis? They can live in deserts and seem to be less popular than the other spirits.

>> No.14596350

>>14596348
We must accept our fate.

>> No.14596352

>>14596349
I think I'll make do with the Mimics and Pot Devils. Sure Sphinx isn't popular, but a sexy, smart cat like her would, like I said, steal the show.
>>14596350
Traitor!

>> No.14596354

>>14596352
>Traitor!
B-But I can't hurt or say no to cute girls like Yetis!
It would break their heart!

>> No.14596358

>>14596354
They have no hearts. They are wild beasts, evolved to appear cute and cuddly over the millennia so they can manipulate their prey! Woe is me, to be surrounded by men like this!

>> No.14596365

>>14596358
But they will kill us if we refuse!

>> No.14596366
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14596366

cute (and cool)

>> No.14596373

>>14596330
>Yeti learned Embrace Of The Shadows!
>Yeti learned Embrace Of The Shadows!
>Yeti learned Embrace Of The Shadows!
>Yeti learned Embrace Of The Shadows!

Now they can cross miles in a step and hug a man from within his own shadow. I hope you're happy.

>> No.14596405

New girl WHEN Kunka.

>> No.14596409

>>14596366
Would your tongue get stuck on her skin if you try to lick her?

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>>14595608
Must have a shit load of spunk in order to do that lol.

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14596423

Hey thread, I'm commissioning Snibako, and can't decide between one of these three poses. So I'll let the thread decide for me, 1, 2, or 3? I'm kinda leaning towards 2, but I really like 3 too.

http://strawpoll.me/6489489

>> No.14596426

>>14596423
I'm really torn between 2 and 3, they're both nice for different reasons but I'd have to say 2.

>> No.14596433

>>14596405
Next week maybe

>> No.14596444

>>14596423
2

>> No.14596453

>>14596423
2 seems the best here.

>> No.14596478
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14596478

I have heard that there is lewdness going on in this thread, explain yourselves.

>> No.14596481

>>14596478
I want to molest a yama!

>> No.14596489
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14596489

You seem to have gotten your awoo pregnant
You're going to take responsibility right?

>> No.14596490

>>14596489
Depends on if i still can get blowjobs.

>> No.14596493
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>>14596481
Unforgivably lewd!

>> No.14596494
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14596494

>>14596493
Eiki-sama is a sexual object.

>> No.14596496

>>14596490
You mean lickjobs right?

>> No.14596498

>>14596489
"Master/Husband, look my belly has already become like this"
"Our baby won't be much longer"

Husband is probably the better fit here, but they're the same word (Goshujin-sama)

>> No.14596507

>>14596489
Momiji is flawless wife and breeding material.

>> No.14596514

>>14596496
I don't think I'd be able to get off from a lickjob alone, but that sounds pretty damn pleasant and relaxing.

>> No.14596520

>>14596494
I want to thigh fuck Eiki-sama!

>> No.14596522

>>14596520
As you should.

>> No.14596524

>>14596498
I'm not into pregnant stuff, but seeing them pregnant just makes me... i dunno.

Like, by seeing your waifu like that you think about how did that happen, and then you remember how much you fucked like rabbits for that to actually happen, a constant reminder of how lewd your waifu is.

Sometimes happens with daughterus as well, the most thoughtful boners i have ever had.

>> No.14596548

>>14596524
I've seen some people say that pregnancy is mankind's oldest fetish.
I guess even if you're not into it, there's still some instinct there.

>> No.14596567

>>14596548
I'm not into the whole pregnancy thing but the idea of knocking a girl up still excites me. Instincts are a powerful thing.

>> No.14596572
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14596572

Wurm Butt

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>>14596339
He actually did a rewrite of Deathstalker with more material, but its only on MGR. Apparently he's doing a rewrite of Viridian Ninja that will be released there too.

>> No.14596603

>>14596409
Well the official info from Okayado says their body temperature is slightly above freezing (its a freezing aura around their body that actually freezes things, and they usually have control over that).

>> No.14596605

>>14596572
best butt

>> No.14596607

>>14596572
Boring as hell expression though, she should have a Chaika face going.

>> No.14596610

>>14596607
Wurm with Chaika face when?

>> No.14596620

>>14596600
I knew of Deathstalker rewrite, I just don't really count it as 'new' content. But Viridian Ninja too? That's interesting, I'd make sure to check on it on MGR then. That story was his very best IMO (and as confirmed by it's average score on Literotica as well).

>> No.14596626

>>14596603
I want to melt her like ice cream by licking her!

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>>14596610
Never.

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>>14596661
IMPROVED
M
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O
V
E
D

>> No.14596702

KC's been joking a fair bit about making a MGE card game.

Would be nice if it wasn't a joke and he made it a digital thing, then we could have actual waifu battles.

>> No.14596716

>>14596702
How low tier would your waifu be, /mgt/?

>> No.14596725

>>14596702
Fuck it, let this nigger make some goddamn profile updates already for Christ's sake.

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>>14596702
Well KC wants to do a RPG game when there will be 200 MGs or more.

>> No.14596766
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14596766

HUGE BREED

SPIDER STRONK

>> No.14596767

>>14595602
Not if horse pussy is involved.

>> No.14596771

>>14595950
>loli saying boya

SLAP!jpg

>> No.14596778

>>14596572
Slay the dragon and make armor out of her scales.

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14596779

>>14596702
Yep, he even mentions FE cipher, and if I am not seeing shit FE14Harold/Arthur.
I want an unlucky superhero of justice Wurm-chan.

>>14596729
>Nihihi
>So you came that much......
>Onii-chan, how about you keep this up and become mine?

I want an Imp imouto too.

>>14596766
SMALL BREED

SPIDER CUTE

>> No.14596782

>>14596778
Disgusting

>> No.14596784

>>14596766
I am glad these things aren't allowed in civilized places and would probably be shot on sight.

>> No.14596789

>>14596782
Maybe her scales shouldn't have looked that good.

>> No.14596797
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>>14596784
HUGE BREED CAN BE CUTE TOO

>>14596784
M-MEAN

>> No.14596803

>>14596797
Never say they couldn't.
I was just saying that they are much cuter than huge breed.

>> No.14596805

>>14596797
>violent
>short tempers
>dislike humans

Nah, they can go to hell along with those poison slimes.

>> No.14596806

>>14596766
I want a huge spider to chain me up and force herself on me!

>> No.14596811
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>>14596805
I TAKE OFFENSE ON THE LAST ONE

>> No.14596814

>>14596811
Why are you yelling.

>> No.14596816

>>14596806
I want to cheer for paladin chan as she kicks through the window, declares me under her protection, and makes mincemeat out of the spider with sword and holy fire.

>> No.14596819

>>14596811
You kind of backed up what I said.

>> No.14596821

>>14596814
Maybe his capslock is broken?

>> No.14596828

>>14596805
>dislike humans
They don't hate humans, unlike the black slimes.
Though I woudn't be surprised if they try to rape them.

>> No.14596835

>>14596811
>vicious aggro nature
Worried Laughter

>> No.14596840

>>14596828
Nigger they're so aggressive they aren't allowed near humans and can't be part of the exchange program. There will be no memes here, these things would quite literally break your pelvis.

>> No.14596842
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>>14596814
HUGE BREED IS HUGE
TYPING IN HUGE LETTERS IS ONLY LOGICAL

>>14596819
ILL RIP YOUR SPLEEN AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS

>> No.14596849

>>14596842
Stop RP'ing or go back to /a/.

>> No.14596858

>>14596840
But being aggressive don't mean that they hate humans.
Never say that I would want to be raped by them, just saying like other Arachnes they might like bondage and rape too.

Maybe they act like Ushi-Onis.

>>14596842
No need to be pissed.

>> No.14596859

Stealth blowjob picture just got drawn in the /a/ thread.

>> No.14596864

>>14596859
Well then post it here, I'm not going to that garbage board

>> No.14596869

>>14596859
Link it via imgur.

>> No.14596873

>>14596858
And? You"re nitpicking. Maybe they aren't outright malicious like black slimes but that still doesn't make them any safer to be around.

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>>14596859
>>14596864
>>14596869
Found it.
Though it's nothing special.

>> No.14596883

>>14596876
Ah. that's Nayaa's style.

>> No.14596884

>>14596876
True, but it has potential.

>> No.14596890

So, is Lala part of the harem, or what?

>> No.14596895

>>14596890
Either way she wins in the end regardless.

>> No.14596899

>>14595491
100 SECONDS

>> No.14596902
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14596902

It's quiet this morning, huh?

>> No.14596905

>>14596902
Wock everytime.

>> No.14596915

>>14596873
Read again what I wrote.
I never said that they are safe to be around.
Just that they may be occasional rapists and are not haters.

It doesn't really matter anyways since MGE Arachnes > EMG Arachnes

>>14596902
Jabberwock

>> No.14596917

>>14596902
Crow Tengu.

>> No.14596925

>>14596905
>>14596915
But she's lazy and soft.

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>>14596915
>MGE Arachnes > EMG Arachnes
My brother.

>> No.14596932

>>14596902
Toss up between the troll and the jabberwock.
Crow is a little too creepy for me and I couldn't be a delinquent for the paladin.

>> No.14596933

>>14596925
That's a good thing.

>> No.14596938

>>14596925
you say that like its a bad thing

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>>14595776
The latter.

>> No.14596942

>>14596915
You mentioned they, maybe, don't hate humans. Who the nell cares about this "correction?" Fact of the matter is they are bad news. So they don't hate, not going to stop them from crushing someone into a ball for looking at them wrong.

>> No.14596948

>>14596942
>correction
Distinction.

>> No.14596952

>>14596933
>>14596938
She'll make you get dinner for her as she lazes on the couch, before pulling you down and holding you like a daki as she watches TV! While kissing you with her tentacle and calling you gushy pet names!

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>>14596902
>Her idea of fun is to order a pizza and crack open a few beers while watching TV or playing video games.

Like there's even any competition.

>> No.14596964

>>14596941
I want more yandere monstergirls!

>> No.14596967

>>14596952
You are making some heavy implications that what you described is all terrible.

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>>14596964
I do as well.
Maybe buff yandere monstergirls.

>> No.14596977

>>14596967
She won't let you go and force you into her blubbery wockflesh! Her petnames are really embarrassing! She has weird taste in shows!

>> No.14596983

>>14596977
What are these pet names and what kind of shows?

>> No.14596993

>>14596977
In order of the points you made:
Absolutely wonderful. Wockhugs are among the best hugs.
So what? As long as she keeps the pet names in the house.
I would find it very difficult to pay attention to whatever show she is watching when I'm being cuddled to such a degree.

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>>14596977
Stop acting like an Alp anon.

>>14596927
Good taste.

>>14596942
We get it but don't worry anon.
The evil large breeds leave the thread.
Get a cute Ushi-Oni waifu now.

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14597005

What if a yandere monster girl was aware of her own yandereness and hated it and herself because of her dark and tragic past?

>> No.14597009

>>14596983
Plays on your name, her calling you her "Employee of my life" "The jewel of my hoard" "The light in my life" "Cudlywuddly" "Mr Brightsmile" or "Little bro" Among others. She likes anime and cult television shows. Weird stuff.

>>14596993
But you're a wockslut. She could be the most awful person in the world and you would will love her.

>> No.14597011

>>14597005
That would be edgy

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>>14597005
>Implying a monstergirl would resort to self-pity when it comes to obsessive unconditional love

>> No.14597021

>>14597009
>She could be the most awful person in the world and you would love her.
That's where I would draw the line.
I really like Jabberwocks, but I wouldn't fall for an asshole.

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>>14597005
That would be shit and edgy.
She would just not care and would love you even more.

>> No.14597024

>>14597018
What is even going on in this picture?

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14597025

>>14597011
>>14597022
Only if it's done for the sake for being edgy.
Dark, tragic stories are not edgy if they are done right.

>> No.14597027

>>14597024
The Hellhound is smooth-talking Little Red Riding Hood-kun.

>> No.14597029

>>14597021
Would you now? Or would she make you love her?

>> No.14597035

>>14597009
Come on, she's not the most awful person in the world. She sounds nice and sweet, if a bit of a neet. I'd cuddle her.

>> No.14597043

>>14597025
But would you write a good story about it?

>>14597027
What happens to Little Red Riding Hood-kun's grandma and to the huntsman in the story?

>> No.14597048

>>14597029
Listen bud, you're moving the goalposts here.
We were initially talking about a Jabberwock boss who likes lazing around at home, and I would be perfectly okay with dating her.
The prompt indicated that she's a total tightwad while on the job, and lazy at home, with no implications of her being a jerk.
So I'm going to cuddle with her in front of the TV, and there's nothing you can do about it!

>> No.14597057

>>14597043
His grandma is a retired archer for the Order, and is understandably pissed when she sees a Hellhound wearing her favorite pajamas. But after observing the Hellhounds unconditional love for Hood-kun, she gives her their blessing in marriage.
The huntsman is a busty axe wielder that also wanted to consort with Hood-kun, but ends up bitter when she didn't get to him in time.

Now, how's that for autism.

>> No.14597058

>>14597035
>>14597048
You would have to help her clean up the house and cook meals that don't come prepackaged. By that, I mean you would be doing almost all the work as she naps.

>> No.14597069

>>14595950

>That awkward moment when the violent raping you were about to receive at the hands of some bloodsucking monster suddenly becomes her sitting you down and trying to find a gentle way of informing you that you have leukemia.

>> No.14597071

I want to work as a servant caught between a five way power struggle between five different vampire bloodlines that results in me getting repeatedly kidnapped!

I want to work for the noble, aristocratic one who dresses me up as her butler and takes me around town to all the plays, orchestras, and other rich stuff until I'm inevitably stolen right before she can get a taste of me!

I want the secretive seductress vampire to take me to clubs and other such places where she'll tease and flirt with me while building connections with a less than savory underworld. I want her to finally leave me in a room to 'get ready' so that she can dress up in leather just to return and find that I've been snatched by another vampire.

I want the tough as nails warrior vampire to take me to her training room where she'll spar with me and lift with me before taking me to some matches she has scheduled in the dueling ring!
I want her to win the match with a dizzying display of swordsmanship and arrive in her dressing room afterwards ready for a 'quick meal' only to find that I'd been snatched up while she was fighting!

I want to work for the reclusive, shy vampire with bat ears, a wild mess of hair, and black sclera as her lab assistant, replacing all those other ones that keep picking up the wrong bottle or mixing the wrong ingredients. I want to help her make a break through on her research and, in her gratitude, have her offer to do a little 'examination' of my body. I want her to walk back in, wearing a lacy garter-belt and a bra that hugs her petite chest, only to find a hole in the wall and me gone.

I want the savage, huger than huge vampire to take me to her cave where she will make me her primary food source and feed on me as much as she can until disappearing out into the wilds on business I'm better off not thinking about. I want her to return with a few pieces of gold in her hand, ready to offer them to me so that I'm something more than food. only to find that the first vampire has absconded with me, starting the cycle anew.

I want it to be an endless cycle of them all vagblocking each other until a temporary truce is called, leading to an orgy between all of them and me.

I want my five damphire daughterus to look on with expressions of horror as I recount my very first night with their mothers, each one bearing the traits of their family's bloodlines.

>> No.14597074

>>14597058
I like being a house husband so that sounds fine to me

>> No.14597078

>>14597074
You'll only encourage her to be lazy.

>> No.14597082
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14597082

God damn this goat looks pettable.

>> No.14597084

MONSTER BOYS

>> No.14597087

>>14597071
How would it work afterwards? Would they all live together or would they send you off to the next every few weeks?

>> No.14597091

>>14597084
MONSTER BAIT

>> No.14597092

>>14597071
The one with bat ears and black sclera sounds cute.

>> No.14597095

>>14597078
That's fine, she works hard during the day. She deserves a rest.

>> No.14597097

>>14597084
MONSTER RREEE

>> No.14597099

>>14597082
Her face looks funny.

>> No.14597116

>>14597087
I imagine that they'd live together to both keep an eye on me and make sure that the others aren't plotting something against them.
It would probably result in the home having more secret plots than a spy convention, barring the savage one that just Snu-snus me or punches depending on the situation or the blood knight who just up and challenges them to duels, but it would keep things entertaining.

Plus a bunch of vampires and their different damphir daughters would be nice

>> No.14597121

>>14597099
It's semi-realistic with larger eyes than normal. There's another pixiv artist with a similar style, it's not for everyone that's for sure but it has it's charm.

>> No.14597123

>>14597092
She would be.
It would be like living with a lich except she's more expressive and you could tease her ears to mess with her

>> No.14597131

>>14597071
Too bad you would die from blood loss before the first cycle is complete.

>> No.14597133

All this talk of neet wock made me realize something

Monster girl neets are great. We need more of them.

>> No.14597136

>>14597131
Science, magic, obamamana, or the dick, pick whichever you like

>> No.14597143

>>14597133
More NEET MGs, more mojyo MGs, and more of the two furiously blushing when boys do cute things to them.

>> No.14597160

>>14597133

Neet Kejourou who uses her hair to play on multiple videogame systems at the same time, having messy, unkempt hair and doesn't get enough sleep.

>> No.14597164

>>14597057
Hey that's a good story.

>>14597131
That's why MM exists.

>>14597133
Beside Wock and Gazer what do we have?

>> No.14597167

>>14597164
>Beside Wock and Gazer what do we have?
We have each other.

>> No.14597168
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Say, what if there were alternate versions of well-known Spirit Realms that split off from the original? While similar they'd also have different properties and stuff.

>> No.14597169

>>14597164
Liches, cyclops,

>> No.14597175

>>14597164
I guess oomukade. Other girls if you're willing to look at them in that way

>> No.14597176

>>14597164
Nekomatas.
They can turn into actual cats to amp up the laziness levels.

>> No.14597179

>>14597133
>NEET Kakuken imouto younger than you by one year
>She's a lazy good for nothing who lays around on the sofa all day in an old pair of shorts and a tank top that barely fit her
>Her tail which would usually be used for climbing is instead used for eating chips and swigging drinks while playing video games
>Walking past her there's a 50/50 chance of her either ignoring you or asking you to run an errand for her
>If she wants you to run an errand she'll tease your crotch with her tail and promise a tail job if you fetch her what she wants with a smug grin on her face
>The tail job is always done while she absorbs herself in her new game/movie/magazine and barely even paying any attention to you
>Despite being so selfish she does have her sweet side
>Even at the age she is now she still insists on sleeping in your room and she's scared of being alone at night

>> No.14597185
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14597185

I want to cum inside and impregnate Miia while she's wrapped around me and hugging me tight and whispering things like "i love you" in my ear.
And then i want to hold on to her and for both us us to fall asleep from exhaustion after 8 hours of cuddlesex with my penis still inside her
And then i want to take care of her and pamper her while she's pregnant, and cook her whatever she gets cravings for, and massage her sore tail and shoulders
and then i want to be there when she give birth to our snek daughter, and i want to hold her in my arms and show her to Miia who would be high as fuck on pain killers oe however that shit works
And then i want to have a happy family to come to at the end of the day to make my hard day at work all worth it



Someone just fucking kill me already, Burry me with my merch and dakis, you can have everything else

>> No.14597189

>>14597185
We all do.

Hang in there, Kevin.

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>>14597185
In the future, I hope to see a waifufag buried in a tomb together with all of his merch.

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>>14597168
If they are alternate MGs vesions like how Jubjub is a wonderland harpy version, it could be great.

>>14597169
>>14597175
Forget them.
I guess we could also include others MGs like Cancers, Jiangshis and Beezlebubs.

>>14597176
Maybe all catgirls too, since they act like cats.

>>14597185
Wait for 2017.

>> No.14597194

>>14597185
Miiafag don't do it, commission enough dakis to block out the sun.

>> No.14597197

>>14597194
No way that's the big cheese. Not delusional enough.

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>>14597193
I wish Beelzebubs were more popular.

If I had a neet Beelzebub in my life I'd spoil her so much, I'm a weak man who can't stand seeing cute girls be lonely.

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14597211

>>14597197
No it's me, i'm always here

watching



>big cheese

wut?

>> No.14597215

>>14597193
>Green Realm and Wonderland hybrid
>Flightless Raptor Jubjub with super stronk legs
>still retain the big titties and ass

>> No.14597226

>>14597211
>big cheese
>n. Slang
>The most important or powerful person in an enterprise or field.

And what happened to being happy with what you have, or was that just Wockman's shtick.

>> No.14597230

>>14597226
Mostly WockFag, he keeps me positive


I don't really want to die though, that shit's spooky as fuck

>> No.14597236

>>14597207
I would love them more if they weren't interested in stinky and sweaty humans and not clean environments.

>>14597215
One of the most dangerous human "predator".
I want one

>> No.14597237
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14597237

>>14597230
I don't know man. Death intrigues me since no one knows what comes afterwards.

>> No.14597238

>>14597237
If you're polite, Death does.

>> No.14597242
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14597242

>>14596620
And here it is: http://monstergirlsredux.com/viewtopic.php?f=27&t=1305

>> No.14597243
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>>14595299
>those prportions

>> No.14597246

>>14597185
Miia wouldn't like it if you killed yourself. She'd want you to have a long and fulfilling life, so when you finally do meet her, you can have plenty of stories to tell her about.

Also, she'd want you to get all your alone time out of your system, so she can spend a long long time with you, together wrapped up in her.

>> No.14597248

>>14597237
That's what's spooky about it

Best case, I get to be with Miia

Worst case, i stop existing and can't even think about Miia, or anything


It's a great best case, but an awful worst case


at least for now i can imagine

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>>14597242
Jesus, look at those arms. I never realized how skeleton-thin they were.

>> No.14597268

>tfw there will never be Symphogear with MGs
aww

>> No.14597274

>>14597268
Good, Symphogear is terrible.

>> No.14597275

>>14597250
She's an insect.
They have thin arms and legs.

>> No.14597278

>>14597274
I rather enjoyed it.

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>>14597243
Many "thick" artists tend to the T-Rex arms with big titties thing too often.

>> No.14597302

>>14597278
That's because you have bad taste.

>> No.14597305

>>14597207
I'm actually fond of Beezlebug's design even though they're based on common flies. Wish their profile didn't make seem disgusting to be around.

>> No.14597307

>>14597284
I want to live in Kloah's world. I don't even mind being a shota.

>> No.14597308

>>14597302
Says you.
At least I'm not some salty sally.

>> No.14597312

>>14597307
But anon in Kloahs world every man is a shota!

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14597321

>>14597307
Agreed.
>>14597312
Kloah has drawn men before.

>> No.14597324

Man, I really could go for some kunoichi titty ninjas.
I would the entire female cast of Senran Kagura so hard if they were kunoichi.
I'd build an entire clan with all the daughterus there would be

>> No.14597327

>>14597312
Even better

>> No.14597330
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>>14597324
Well, one of the Senrans has been drawn as a Salamander before.

>> No.14597334

>>14597324
My nigga, Senran Kunoichi are top tier.

>> No.14597337

I want a Cyclops to laugh at my tiny dick!
I want her to feel like she doesn't have it so bad for the first time in her life!
I want to wonder just what monstergirl wouldn't laugh at my miniature manhood!

>> No.14597338

>>14597330
And it's my favorite too.
A good day.

>>14597334
That they are.
Snek's popularity would probably triple if she was a lamia.

>> No.14597341

>>14597337
Why do you do this every single thread?

>> No.14597343

>>14597338
But anon, Snek is already the best.

>> No.14597356

>>14597343
Every Senran is a best.
Even the tsun with no chest and Yumi, although I will admit that the last is a bit bland

>> No.14597361

>>14597250
They are bugs and she's still cute and hot.

>>14597305
Yeah, if they didn't love sweat and terrible areas, I would love them.

>>14597324
Kunoichis and Senran are love.

>>14597337
You need a Dark elf in your life, you dirty masochist.

>> No.14597365

>>14597307
I want Kloah to draw some of the MGE's monsters.

>> No.14597370

>>14597361
They are.
I would be happy with any one of them, although Kat would be fun to get into a lewd war with

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14597376

>>14597365
A Wight or Will O'Wisp drawn by him would be sublime.

>> No.14597381

>>14597330
>Those cosplay-tier scales and 'armor'.

>hehatesit.jpg

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>> No.14597402

>>14597381
I like it.

>> No.14597407

>>14597398
please leave /monster/ shit on /monster/

>> No.14597421

>>14597398
Remember it.
Could be good for the anon here >>14597185

>> No.14597440

>>14597407
Stop being a weenie and caring what sites things are from.

>> No.14597456
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14597456

Fucking Claire set the copier on fire again!
As her manager you must punish her, or fire her, I don't care. This is America dammit.

>> No.14597463

>>14597456
A glass of hathor and holst milk every day for a month.

>> No.14597464
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14597464

Wight Werecats and Zombie Werekitten daughterus.

>> No.14597468

>>14597456
Resign her to the empty space under my desk.

>> No.14597472

>>14597456
Is fucking her over the desk considered sexual harassment? If so I make her work extra shifts to pay for it.

>> No.14597474

>>14597456
Can I ask her to please refrain from doing such things in the future? I mean, everyone makes mistakes, but she'd not do that, it'd be nice.

Why did management make me the boss of this floor I'm terrible at this and too submissive to boss people around. They should've made schedule dog do this instead I'm not cut out for this line of work.

>> No.14597482

>>14597456
Call up a lich to conjure a screaming skull that only she can she to follow her around, always reminding her of her failures.

>> No.14597496

>>14597464
Where does a girl get thighs like those?

>> No.14597515

>>14597496
It seems like it's common among Wights to have thick thighs.

>> No.14597522

>>14597496
Don't you just want them wrapped around you?

>> No.14597529

>>14597496
A blessing from Hathor.

>> No.14597550

>>14597464
>implying the offspring wouldn't already start out as wights to begin with

>> No.14597552

>>14597472
>Is fucking her over the desk considered sexual harassment?
not at all, go ahead

>>14597468
good use of your head anon! you get a raise!


>>14597474
the dragon CEO wants you to report directly to her that's why

>> No.14597554

>>14597463
why are you going to give her cookies for destroying a $800 piece of equipment?

>>14597482
that's more like it
there's a lich in R&D who can help you out with that

>> No.14597566

>>14597550
Wights are essentially extremely powerful regular zombies (hence why normal zombies have the capacity to "evolve" into them), so its possible if the baby is unlucky enough to not get enough power while developing that she could be born a regular zombie (though one that would presumably have an easier time becoming a wight).

>> No.14597567

>>14597464
I want to fuck this wight so much.

>> No.14597569

>>14597552
Well can't the Dragon CEO give me a different position that lets me report to her? I get the feeling I'm doing a bad job bossing people around here. The Chesire keeps setting things on fire, the Lich never works and just tries to reanimate her corpses, and the Tanuki just took the money I was gonna use to get a snack at the snack machine.

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14597577

>>14597496
>"Here, let me give you the address..."

>"Grünwald Cementery, Bavaria. 12 kilometers southwest of Munich."



>"...You're welcome."

>> No.14597578

>>14597552
>you get a raise
Good, I'm gonna need it.

>> No.14597580

>>14595299
Man if this is what MGE orcs were like i would get lost in the words near the orc villages a whole lot more often.

>> No.14597591

>>14597552
>not at all, go ahead
Well I know what I'm doing, one creampie at the end of each shift for a week.

Of course if she gets pregnant I intend to take responsibility, she can't set fire to the printer if she's a housewife.

>> No.14597600

>>14597554
Because now she's going to have to go to a tailor and buy all new close lest she wants to walk around the office with her breasts overflowing her shirt and bra and her skirt does little more than cover the top of her bigger rear and thighs.

>> No.14597623

>>14597580
I find it sad that we dont really have anything like it. Amazonains are a bit to /fit/, onis as well plus they're drunk all the time, and ogers are either extreme dom or extreme sub

>> No.14597624

>>14595300
I would impregnate that amazon

>> No.14597631

>>14597624
Well that's the duty of the husband.

>> No.14597639

>>14597566
Indeed.

>> No.14597644

>>14597577
I read that in the cutest kuudere voice

>> No.14597656

>>14597631
MUH SAN DRIST!!! REEEEEEEEE

>> No.14597658
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14597658

Would a guy purchasing a gynoid waifu ever receive her in a gunpla-style 'build it yourself' kit?

>> No.14597664
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>>14597658
yes

>> No.14597666

>>14597658
As cool as Gunpla style Golem girls sound, I figure it'd be closer to Medabots or something.

>> No.14597668

>>14597658
Absolutely.

>> No.14597671

>>14597666
Medabots are built pretty much the same as an RG Gunpla; just at a different scale.

>> No.14597672

>Thinking of ideas for characters
>A neet Hellhound comes to mind
>Maybe she could have dark circles under her eyes
>It only takes me another 5 minutes to remember she has dark skin and the circles wouldn't be that visible
I'm not a smart man.

>> No.14597676

>>14597672
If you changed her to a werewolf, then it could work.

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>>14597671
Well, the more you know. In that regard those Construct-a-Golemfu kits would be like Living Dolls for boys.

>> No.14597682

>>14597624
But would you cuddle her late at night, after you've put your two daughters to bed?

>> No.14597685

>>14597680
>Living Dolls for boys.
Living Dolls are already for boys, silly anon.

Also that's a faaaaat booty, got damn.

>> No.14597687

>>14597664
Imagine the shenanigans you could pull by swapping parts on them
>Buy two gynoids
>Their parts are interesting, but don't look that great together on the box
>Get a clever idea
>Decide to kit-bash the two girls together
>Spend weeks mixing & matching parts, fitting seams, and repainting pieces to match
>Finally get to the point that you can switch them on
>They're utter confused by their custom configurations
>They stumble around for a good while, trying to get their balance
>The shyer one is embarrassed about how exposed her paneling makes her
>The more boistrous one is irate that you've given her curves to her sister & demands them back
>Eventually they grow accustomed to their bodies
>They're even thankful for your work
>They appreciate that you took so much time to make them special

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>>14597185
>Girls repeating "I love you" over and over in a breathless frenzy during climax
>Not pulling out at all, so you can go soft while still inside her and remain together so intimately
>Maybe even getting hard again while sleeping and sharing a wet dream with her, as you cum inside again

My freaking kindred spirit and brother in arms.

>> No.14597690

>>14597658
Just don't get the Sabbath build-your-own gunpla kits.

>> No.14597696

>>14597680
I would build a doll that's got super thick thighs, an ultra big booty, and breasts that she could read a book on.

>> No.14597700

>>14597680
I want to do terrible things to that booty.

>> No.14597705

>>14597680
I want MGC maid central to make a construct-a-Kiki kit so that I can have a maid while staying on my budget of hot pockets and kool-aid

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>>14597680
I want to sink my hands (and other things) into those cheeks.

>> No.14597712

>>14597688
Only thing is missing is her saying your name a lot while leg locking.

>> No.14597721

>>14597705
>construct-a-Kiki

Technology has gone too far.
The "Kikimoras without masters" association won't stand for this; you can expect MGC maid central to be set ablaze by midnight.

>> No.14597728
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Remember to head pat the cyborg cat girls.

>> No.14597736

>>14597709
http://i.imgur.com/8ImMOqs.png
We need to go bigger.

>> No.14597737

>>14597721
WOuldn't construct a kikis be a subset of golems?
How much trouble would I get in if I converted an extreme pleasure model with hips wider than most doorways, a booty that takes up two seats on the couch, and breasts fit for a mega holst victim and turned her into a maid?

>> No.14597744

>>14597736
>My entire screen can now just be hands kneading that ass
Nice

>> No.14597746

I want to make my Kobold daughteru wear a leash and the cone of shame while I fuck her doggy style!

>> No.14597762

>>14597746
I want to drink an ejaculation potion made of manticore venom, girtablilu venom and hupmty slime, then make my Kobold daughteru wear the cone of shame and ejaculate constantly into it while she keeps it upright. I'll tell her that if she can keep her cone from overflowing with semen by drinking it all, I'll triple her pocket money for five months.

>> No.14597763

>>14597746
I don't think you were here last thread.

>> No.14597767

>>14597762
That's too lewd anon, too lewd indeed.

>>14597763
What happened last thread?

>> No.14597770

>Cheshire cat book came in the mail
>Wasn't left have to pick it up
>Post office closed till monday
SON OF A BITCH

>> No.14597776

>>14597770
So you ordered it?

>> No.14597779

>>14597746
>Cone of shame
That just ruins the effect. How is she going to look back at you when you pull on her leash, a mixture if embarrassment and lust on her face, if she's wearing it? How are you going to lean in and kiss her for being a good girl as you drain your balls inside her?

>> No.14597780

>>14597776
Of course I did. Now we just all have to wait and suffer.

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14597781

Tentacle. http://pastebin.com/HWRtgHpN
Don't worry, no butt or mouth stuff on the guy's part.

>> No.14597782

>>14597767
>Too lewd

I'm pushing the boundaries of lewdness and pioneering sexual relations with monstergirls. There's no such thing and no room for "Too lewd".

>> No.14597784

>>14597721
I seriously doubt MGC maid central would invest in construct-a-kiki kit.
That's not to say other groups wouldn't get the idea, however. I would certainly buy such a kit.
I would make a robot Kikimora with 4-6 arms for maximum cleaning and hugging efficiency and make her busty and delicious brown.

>> No.14597789

>>14597779
Maybe for you, but I think it's sexy. Besides, I fuck her doggy style all the time without the cone.

>> No.14597805
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14597805

>>14597781
>no butt or mouth stuff
you disappoint me

>> No.14597812

>>14597337
>I want to wonder just what monstergirl wouldn't laugh at my miniature manhood!

Would it be just right for a fairy?

>> No.14597819

>>14597712
That's also pretty perfect. Legs locked tight to try and anchor herself to you, against a tsunami of pleasure, just moaning your name so she has you to fixate on while her mind overloads.

>> No.14597825

>>14597812
>Anon gets laughed at by monsters for having a tiny dick
>Befriends a fairy
>Turns out she doesn't have a fetish for expansion like the rest of her kind
>Anon spends his days pumping out fairy daughters

>> No.14597826

>>14597767
Last Thread was poodle kobolds, you'd have loved it.

>> No.14597827

>>14597688
>>14597712
>>14597819
My dick can only get so erect.

>> No.14597830

>>14597456
How the fuck do you set a copier on fire?

>> No.14597836

>>14597826
Yes, I just went back and read it. Great stuff.

>> No.14597842

>>14597830
Never doubt the memecat's ability to fuck things up.

>> No.14597844

>>14597830
It's easier than you'd think, really. Overheat the rollers to combust the ink & paper, cause a short in the wiring. Plenty of stuff.

>> No.14597852

>>14597830
Printers were made by satan.
If there is a way for them to fail then it will find it.

>> No.14597860
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14597860

I want a shark homestay and forcefully brush her teeth each night!

>> No.14597866

>>14597737
You wouldn't get in any trouble. Not from me anyways, because you have just constructed the greatest maid ever.
Is she part Roomba too?

>> No.14597870

>>14597866
If by that you mean installing a mana cannon then yes, she's part roomba.

>> No.14597873

>>14597860
Do you think she would like Pirates of the Caribbean?

Maybe insisting on a roleplay night where you dress up as some Governer's son, and she dresses up as a big scary pirate who's come to kidnap you.

>> No.14597877

>>14597870
>mana cannon
That's not slang for a penis right? Right?

>> No.14597883
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14597883

>>14597781
Why would animals be afraid of mamono realms forming? They're overflowing with life and food. Animals do well even in dark mamono realms, though they may change form into larger and more threatening-looking creatures.

Its only humans that find the dark realms intimidating. Though I suppose the initial transformation may scare some creatures.

>> No.14597884

>>14597877
No, it's built into the palm of her hand and triggered mentally.
I did build in a special setting to make her body super sensitive though along with a variety of mental modules ranging from loving imotou to haughty princess maid.

>> No.14597889

I want a CYOA about a merchant Anon who travels the Monster Girl world selling his wares and trying to make a living. With a Tanuki rival who's much more successful, strange places to visit and dangers along the road.

>> No.14597891

>>14597884
>haughty princess maid
Every time I hear these words I think of a Pharoah maid who isn't used to taking orders.
>"Good evening slave- I mean Master!"
>"I did all of my duties today, why don't we celebrate by giving me a royal massage!"

>> No.14597897

>>14596729
will there be urban seduction warefare where you have to defend a city from monster girl invaders?

>> No.14597898

>>14597891
Exactly.
Not to mention that I would be putting her in a frilly french maid uniform with a far too small skirt. underwear is either optional or lacy with garters.

>> No.14597899

>>14597884
>leave her sensitivity module on by accident
>when you come home from work your mechanical maid is no where to be seen
>she's in the bed, naked, complaining that "her fingers can't reach where you can Master!"

>> No.14597904

>>14597897
Your first quest will be to help clear Giant Rat Girls and Devil Bugs from some man's basement and it'll go from there.

>> No.14597906

>>14597883
Don't get me wrong though, I like the story so far.

>> No.14597908

>>14597898
>underwear
>ever being an option
Son all of my maids go commando, with garters holding their stockings up. It's the only way for a maid to do her work.

>> No.14597911

>>14597897
Xcom terror missions but instead of aliens trying to kill civilians they're trying to have sex with them.
When a monster reaches a civilian you have a round or two while they seduce the target to try and stop them, if you fail the demonic energy released from the sex buffs surrounding monsters, as well as riles them up

>> No.14597913

>>14597899
Oh my, time to grab her ultra wide hips and see if you can impregnate a golem.

>>14597908
Sometimes more is less anon, although it would be enjoyable seeing her squirm as she tries to keep the far too small skirt covering her naughty bits.

>> No.14597917

>>14597911
The Chrysalids would be Ushi-Oni wouldn't they?

That's all I need, a giant fluffy spider cow that charges across the map and rapes one of my squad members in a single hit.

>> No.14597919

>>14597917
Actually, I'd go with parasite slimes that strike at your female units and convert them.
Ushi's would be berserkers.

>> No.14597938

>>14597917
Nah dude the worst are the succubi, seduce your crew in like half a godamn turn.

>> No.14597940

God dammit I couldn't stop thinking about fucking french poodle kobold from behind and making her aheago and beg for my commoner seed.

>> No.14597943

>>14597938
At least it starts of easy, just Mouse Girls with plasma guns.

>> No.14597944

>>14597781
I enjoyed it a great deal
The Tentacles' lines were well chosen
The whole dark matter and transformation add a lot of flavor to the story
This story also has the merit to have made me hard although I fapped right before reading it

The introduction takes 2/3 of the story while the meat of the story with the Tentacles takes only the last 1/3, I personally dislike that but objectively it's not a bad thing

You could have taken more liberties with the design of the Tentacles in the story, you basically described the profile picture. That's a shame, especially since plant girls are very flexible on that aspect
But again objectively that's not a bad thing

Anyway, glad to see Tentacles get some love, they're easily in my top 15 best MGs

>> No.14597945

>you don't know how you got this lucky
>last week you were just Anon, office rat and pencil pusher
>but thanks to an international incident you're now the last in line to the throne of England
>you also have to choose who will be your queen
>your somewhat grey Kiki maid who has served the throne for years hands you a few profiles to choose from
>do you take Elizabeth, the quiet, yet fiercely loyal English Bulldog Kobold?
>or Marie, the sultry French Salamander who's a little too militaristic?
>there's also Vicktoriya, the Russian Grizzly president
>there's Zita, the Italian Amazoness who may or may not be involved in organized crime
>then there's Cecilia, the Spanish Minitaur, the last great man-tador since they made the sport illegal

One of these ladies will be your queen, but they all come with some form of baggage. That will come up after you choose.

Or you can always take mystery box.

>> No.14597951

>>14597911
>>14597917
Fuck you I don't need my PTSD to turn into erections.

>> No.14597952

>>14597945
Salamander.

>> No.14597954

>>14597945
The box is going to be the kiki, right? Zita it is.

>> No.14597958

>>14597945
I take Elizabeth and the maid.

>> No.14597959

>>14597945
Assuming I end up on the throne, the most economically beneficial royal marriage would be to marry the Czar, unless the box is American President Jubilee the Eagle Harpy or Chinese Party Leader Moe Mao, the panda.

>> No.14597960

>>14597945
Going with the Grizzly, because why not?

>> No.14597967

>>14597945
Leaning towards the Kiki, is she an option? She may be grey but dammit mature beauty is cute!

Also, where are the Wonderland girls? This is England, what kind of Prince can't get the option to marry the cutest British girls out there?

>> No.14597969

>>14597945
I'll go with the Minotaur.

>> No.14597970

>>14597945
Cecilia sounds like a wonderful person

>> No.14597972

>>14597827
Remember Anon, love is the ultimate fetish.
Anal, bondange, cumflation, and so on are all well and good. But really, nothing compares to sharing all of your love with the single most precious person in the universe to you, and having it all reciprocated back upon you.
She's right there in front of you, sharing pleasure with you and bonding in the single most intimate expression of love that two human beings can ever be possible of doing.

And yet despite that, you want more, and you go even further. She locks her legs around you, because even the thought of being less than entirely pressed against you for a second is abhorrent to her.
When you climax together, she's saying your name, telling you she loves you over and over. When she orgasms, base instinct and chemical bliss overwhelms her, but you're at the center of it all. Even then, her love for you is as fundamental to her as the will to live itself.
And of course, even in the afterglow, you show that you want to spend every second possible with her, as close to her as possible. So you don't even pull out; you just let the pressure within her fade as you go soft, and drift off together, wrapped around each other as a single being.
But when you both get aroused in your sleep, instinctively thrusting into her when you get hard again, it's a sign that all of that, everything written above, still holds true when you're not even consciously thinking about it. Again, your love for each other is fundamental. And even in the world of dreams, you stay together, sharing pleasure and happy feelings until you wake up with her, smelling of sex and embracing exactly as you were the night before.

>> No.14597976

>>14597945
I dunno about Marie. I get the feeling heads will roll when she gets involved.

I'd like Cecilia, though I'd rather stay with the Kiki

>> No.14597982

>>14597889
Make your own then

CYOA are fairly easy to write, you can even do 100% improvisation on them but I'd advice against it

A few google search about how to write a CYOA and you're good to go

This story has a lot of potential for "bad" endings where you get raped and married by a customer. The rivalry with the Tanuki can carry the entire plot if done well

>> No.14597988

>>14597945
>Sultry, miltaristic French Salamander
>She'll drill you all morning for a rigorous work-out
>Whip me into shape with proper order & discipline
>All with that accent behind it
>Encouraging me to keep going on
>Seductively cooing how proud she is when I complete a task
>Promising me all sorts of naughty rewards later that night
I'll take one of those, please

>> No.14597989

>>14597945
Amazon

>> No.14597990

>>14597945
Mystery box!

>> No.14597992

>>14595574
>>14595588
>TFW no good Succubi stories
All I want is to be the white in a patriotic sandwich

>> No.14597994

>>14597945
All of the above.

>> No.14597999
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>>14597972
I want this with an Oomukade hugging me with every leg she can manage to hold onto me with.

They're naturally clingy and slightly paranoid about losing the person they love, proving your love to to one by embracing her and giving her passionate kisses before she can even inject her venom would probably make her cry tears of happiness.

>> No.14598001

>>14597992
LDR done a pretty good succubus story.

>> No.14598010

>>14597972
Stop tempting me with things I'll never have.

>> No.14598012

>>14597897
According to MGU's translations, the protagonist is supposed to be a Lilim's husband who go on a quest.
He appears extremely delicious to other mamonos who want to fuck him.
(Don't know why the Lilim makes him look delicious to other monsters, maybe she wants him to get an harem.
Maybe we'll get a Bicorn now since the game was announced before Bicorn's release).

The gameplay is about "catching" Mamonos.
The top pic is a normal battle.
The bottom pic is a "sex battle". Happens if you get knocked down by the enemy mamono.
You and the enemy have a "prisoner gauge" (the thing at the left i think) and if you defeat her with a full prisoner gauge, she joins your harem.

You can name the MGs, please them, interact wih them.

It seems to be a bit similar to a Pokémon game.
I want this game.

>> No.14598016

>>14597972
The penis in my heart has transcended erect.

>> No.14598024

>>14597945
Mystery box

>> No.14598029

>>14598012
>Harem
Eh.

>> No.14598031

>>14598012
Me too anon.

Make your dream MGE harem.
But better yet, think of the thing those mock-up images don't show. The thing that all games of these kinds have. Even the EMG Webgame. CG Event Scenes! I can only imagine there'd be at least 1 full-out sex scene for each girl. Maybe 2; one for a "Loss" in "Battle", and another with a "Caught" girl.

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>>14597992
Oh well, at least I have a multitude of unsorted screencaps.
However, there is http://pastebin.com/uP0JcVYW, Horny Human, that CYOS by Kit, and some stuff Machine wrote.

>> No.14598039

>>14598012
>Game that'll have 200 mgs in it
>You'll be able to add them all to your harem of 200 mgs
No man would be able to survive such a thing

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14598045

>>14597133
>>14597164
Don't forget the neet Kiki!
She still hasn't gotten herself a Master.
Or her previous Master was too cruel to her and she hasn't recovered.

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14598046

>>14598039
That's because they become Imperishable

>> No.14598053

>>14598012
What if I go around doing nothing but fucking cowgirls?

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14598054

>>14598046
What is with this shortstack Wolf Girl?

>> No.14598055

>>14598010
I was very tempted to cap off that rant with something depressing, but I didn't have the heart for it.
Besides, what's the point of it all if you throw away hope?

>>14598016
Heartboners are the best. Especially when accompanied by warm, fuzzy feelings in the stomach.

>> No.14598067

>>14598046
Why is she on that ladder? Is her expecting something of me?

>> No.14598073

>>14598031
Yeah, I can see some sex scenes, one if you lose the battle and one another when you grow your relationships with her. Maybe more.
Also updated KC arts.

>>14598039
Well, you're supposed to be a Lilim's husband so it could be possible. Oh and mamono mana.

>>14598053
You can have an harem of Holsts and Minotaurs anon.

>> No.14598079

>>14598067
She's doing it to assert dominance over you as your boss.

All it's really doing though is letting you look under her skirt.

>> No.14598083

>>14598029
What's the problem anon?

>>14598045
Poor little thing.

>> No.14598086

>>14598079
Would I be reprimanded if I were to interrupt her lecture by putting my head up her skirt and eating her out?

>> No.14598087

>>14598054
She's a Pomeranian Kobold, thing.

>> No.14598090

>>14598083
Harems are not my thing.

>> No.14598093

>>14598086
Yes, you'd be undermining her authority.

>> No.14598097

>>14598054
She's one of Matsu-Sensei's many, many OCs.

>> No.14598121

>>14598046
>climbingtheladderofsuccessuptotheroofofbuttsex.jpeg

>> No.14598127

>>14598054
Is she gonna call my penis small?

>> No.14598143

>>14598127
Why is penis belittlement a thing? What does it tap into? It's as incomprehensible to me as tiles.

>> No.14598148

>Elizabeth
While she's loyal, she isn't loyal to you. She's mostly doing this so that her family will be in a seat of power for generations. She's quiet because she's cold to you and doesn't like the fact a mere commoner is in with royalty. Give her enough dickings however, and she may just see things your way. Also she doesn't like the Kiki maid.

>> No.14598150
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http://imgur.com/a/FNZ5H

I wonder i people here appreciate massive fluff?

>> No.14598156

>Marie
She's militaristic because she's really racist towards these Houri refugees coming into her country. If she becomes queen be ready for a lot of PR work to be done because she will try everything to start a war against the refugees. Or send them to Canada.

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>>14598150
This is pretty rad man.

>> No.14598166

>>14598156
Marie

I'm going with Marie

Sweet Jesus when does the wedding start

>> No.14598167

>>14598143
Maybe he's one of these pathetic masochistic losers who like to be bullied by stronger monster girls.
I think that he should get a Dark Elf waifu to discipline him.

>> No.14598172

>>14598150
They are great, thanks anon.

>> No.14598173

>Vicktoriya
She's trying everything in her power to make Russia seem strong when in fact, everything is fucked over there. If she becomes queen look out for a lot of trade between you and Russia and possible stagnation of your own economy. She however doesn't really want to be bothered by all this and is looking for a way to retire soon.

>> No.14598174

>>14598093
Okay, but would she stop me?
>Put my head up there
>Start huffing & lapping at her panties
>'Wha-? What are you doing?!'
>Poke at he mound through the delicate fabric
>'You see? T-This is the kind of behavior I'm talking about!'
>Pull aside her pantise, she's already getting wet
>Bury my face in her folds
>'This behaAahhvior is unacceptable in the office! I canNNNn't have you undermining me like this...'
>Probe deeper in with my tongue as I suck and slurp at her
>'WhaAaaahn... What kind of precedent would I be seEEeeehhtting... if I just let you do whaAAaah... Whatever you want and get awaAAaaay with it... by fucking me?'
>Slide a finger up insider her as I tongue her clit
>She can't keep her composure and sits down on the ladder
>'You really Aaaahre incorrigble, aren't you? F-Fine, just finish up.'
>She wraps her hands around your head, pushing you deeper into her thighs
>You attack her drooling slit like a ravenous beast
>Her entire body is shuddering
>Her breathing has devolved to rapid panting
>'Mmm, right there. Just a little more.'
>She finally can't take anymore and goes over the edge
>She has to bite back from crying out lest the entire office echo with her screams
>Her plump legs clamp around your head holding you tight
>A gush of fluid erupts from her pussy, coating your face
>Once she catches her breath, she finally releases you
>'S-Satisfied now?'
>The spots the painful bulge in your pants
>'Of course you aren't.'
>'Well, this time I'm putting my foot down. You better get back to work and have those reports on my desk by the end of the day. And no more harassing your co-workers.'
>You look visibly beaten at her blue-balling you
Se chuckles a bit, lifting your face to meet her smug smile
>'Don't worry, dear. If you be a good boy today, I'll be sure to reward you tonight. Heeheehee.~'

>> No.14598180

>>14598150
Based Hyphen.

>> No.14598186

>>14598173
>Stagnation of your own economy
>Looking to be retired soon
Fuck, I done goofed.

>> No.14598188

>Zita
Surprise! She actually is one of the biggest Dons in all of Italy. If she becomes queen there will be a push to legalize the shota and venom trades in your parliament. She personally finds all of this appalling and secretly goes out of her way to crush her competition.

>> No.14598189
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>>14598163
>Helltsune
Mother of God, it's finally happened.

>> No.14598190

>>14598156
Literally perfect.

>> No.14598192

>>14598188
Nothing wrong with any of that.

>> No.14598194

>>14597945
THE BOX! THE BOX!

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14598197

>>14598156
>Literal perfection
>MFW

>> No.14598202

>Cecilia
She hates that she was a man-tador and hates anyone who thinks it still should be legal. She still has nightmares of crushing young boys pelvises and really doesn't like to talk about her past. Even if she's been the center of many documentaries. She just wants a man who will be good to her and not worried what she'll do to his pelvis.

>> No.14598205

>>14598188
I don't see the problem

>> No.14598208

>mystery box
You get the MG you've always wanted! Just kidding, you get a couple of books, a best of Eddie Money album, and a travel kit.

>> No.14598210

>>14598167
>MFW it's literally impossible to do soft BDSM spanking and blindfold play with Dark Elves without rustling the jimmies of autists
>MFW you will never be forced to bury your face into the fragrant lotus of your mistress as she grinds into you, making you reek of her so that the 'Fair Skinned Bitches' above ground know she's marked you

>> No.14598211

>>14598208
Oh well I'm just happy to have played.

>> No.14598215
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14598215

>>14597945
The Kikimora.

>> No.14598216

>>14598148
>>14598156
>>14598173
>>14598188
>>14598202
>>14598208
So the obvious best choice is Marie. Great species, great personality, and we can actually fix Europe together.

>> No.14598218

>>14598208
Best option right there

>> No.14598221

>>14598210
You could just wear the collar she got yo so they know you're owned

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14598224

>>14598210
You've written lovey-dovey Dark Elf femdom stuff before.

>> No.14598225

>Kiki maid
You keep telling her that you don't want anyone else but her, so she calmly takes you into her room. And you are greeted by a blue police box. It turns out the Kiki maid has been a secret weapon for the throne for generations, and if you're up for it, you can go on cool, pretty dangerous missions in space and time. You're just fighting dust the whole time though.

>> No.14598233

>>14598215
>Implying you can handle standing on the edge of the crater of your broken heart when she goes to fight Revolver Sloggath (Revolver Sloggath) and never returns
>But then come back as Punished Kiki (Covered in dust) holding a cleaning competition trophy

>> No.14598236

>>14598221
>Dark Elves and their husbands exchange collars instead of rings as a sign of marriage
Cute, yet kinky

>> No.14598241

>>14598202
Score, I'll give her a nice cork tree for us to spoon under among the flowers.

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>>14598225
I like her idea, but I have something better. As she's getting old she needs a successor or 6 who can continue protecting the throne.

So instead we'll get on that.
I wonder what would happen if a Kiki were queen.

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14598250

>>14598236
>>14598224

>> No.14598254

>>14598236
>exchange
That's more hellhound if anything. A dark elf will give you a collar and that's it.

>> No.14598256

>>14598208
>>14598225
Goddamn, I should have chosen Marie or the Kiki.

>>14598210
At least it is not painful when they kick/whip you, you just get pleasure.

>>14598224
Cute.

>> No.14598260

>>14598254
>implying she doesn't go all out and get "property of Anon" tattooed on her

>> No.14598267

>>14598254
I always thought that pic with the Hellhound and the collar was just the Hellhound being happy to give her husband the collar.

Since they are dominatrices like the Dark Elves, I doubt they'll be happy to get a collar.

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>>14598250
Jah.

>> No.14598273

>>14598267
How many collar pics are there anyways?

>> No.14598274

>>14598254
But I picked out a really nice choker for her. It goes nicely with her leather and everything...

Could she at least wear it at home?

>> No.14598275

>>14598260
But you're her property.

>> No.14598280

>>14598273
Not enough.

>> No.14598285

>>14598280
Has there even been a collar picture for Dark Elves yet. Besides Hellhounds I'd have thought that would've been one of the first girls to get one.

>> No.14598287

>>14598280
This is true. Someone needs to get on making more. Perhaps with a really flustered looking Kiki wearing one.

>> No.14598289

>>14598280
Yes, but how many? And which girls?

>> No.14598295

>>14598260
Are we talking about the same type of dark elf?

>> No.14598302

>>14598289
Off the top of my head I know there's one for Dragon, Anubis, Jabberwock, Hellhound, and I think Wurm.

>> No.14598304

>>14597958
>>14598148
>Doesn't like me
>Doesn't like the maid
>Chose her and the maid
Oh boy it'll be like a real royal court where everybody hates each other and everybody is fucking each other.

>> No.14598310

>>14598304
Didn't you read anon? If you show her enough love. She will come around to love and respect you. She'll do the same with Kiki Who

>> No.14598312

>>14598285
I want ones for Jinko, Ushi-Oni and Oomukade. All popular girls to some degree who would fit the theme nicely.

>> No.14598316

>>14598224
Get out of here, STALKER.

>> No.14598319

>>14598310
>Kiki Who
Well time to go away for a bit as I write a new series.

>> No.14598322

>>14598316
Why you gotta reply to me twice each time?

>> No.14598327

>>14598322
He's actually Jimmy Two-Times Two-Times.

>> No.14598330

>>14598269
>Fat-bottomed Dark Elf who's never dominated a man before
>"Ehh? 'Hotdogging'? What's that?"
>Explain to her, she starts rubbing her marvelous ass cheeks up and down your shaft, listening to all your moans and grunts
>"It doesn't seem like it's very painful. Mgyuu~ I'll have to call Mama."
>Calls her mother, a real oldschool catholic teacher type who doesn't take any human man's shit
>With an ass just as big as her daughters
>Ass-to-ass double sandwich
>From dusk till dawn

>> No.14598331

http://i.imgur.com/YC3bFfg.png

om nom nom

>> No.14598332

>>14598312
>Ushi-Oni
>collar
Wat

>> No.14598335

>>14598331
She has a cute face.

>> No.14598336
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14598336

>>14598273
>>14598302
You forget the Chehire's bell collar.
But Hellhounds aren't really the types to get collars, their husbands are more likely to get the collar instead.
You give the collars to a Kobold or to a submissive Werewolf.

>> No.14598337

>>14598331
Lewd as Hell, loving the heart pupil going on.
>>14598332
Well she can't exactly wear a wedding ring with those huge paws of hers can she?

>> No.14598341
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14598341

Letting you guys know that I moved to
pixiv.net/member.php?id=16831055
zophiadraws.tumblr.com/
I had a pending Anubis in here so lets make it a colored drawing. Will post sketch once its done.

>> No.14598343

>>14598330
Eh, I'm not into MILFs.

>> No.14598350

>>14598341
Fuckin sweet, I thought you were dead forever.

>> No.14598351

>>14598322
To let you know I mean fucking business

>> No.14598352

>>14598341
lewd

>> No.14598355

>>14598341
eyyyyyy, bby where's da rest of the fine ass monsters?

>> No.14598356
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14598356

>>14598341
Do you ever plan to upload your early /a/ stuff to both accounts?
Also, since you have a Pixiv you can now get KC to notice your MGE stuff.
>>14598351
You ain't shit.

>> No.14598361

>>14598341

Very nice. Did you do the Lala edit for the banner?

>> No.14598362

>>14598350
Never anon.
>>14598352
The Anubis will be lewd too.
>>14598355
>>14598356
Older stuff will stay in the deviantart/imgur. These new ones are mostly for the new nudes.

>> No.14598366

>>14598337
Bracelet instead?

>> No.14598369
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14598369

>>14598361
Yes, did my best, still not too convincing but, looks close enough.

>> No.14598376

>>14598331
Gazers are cute and hot like all the Monoeyes.

>>14598341
>>14598362
Nice. I want to see a delicious Anubis.

>>14598369
Seems all right to me.

>> No.14598380

>>14598369
Her eye and hair seem to pop a bit too much compared to the other girls, but it still looks nice.

>> No.14598382

>>14598341
>Santa Anubis shall be colored
Oh happy happy day!

>> No.14598385

>>14598369

Just because it's not perfect doesn't mean it isn't great. You replicated the style about 90%, but on it's own I can see no fault in the picture.

>> No.14598388

>>14598356
I'll totally get shitfaced off my Malibu coconut liquer and pretend the thread is the root of my problems and write stupid shit to appease to faggots, not you all, but legitimate faggots who pretend about tongue punching an Alp's wet Chipotle fart box

>> No.14598392

>>14598275
>>14598295
>Plebs not understanding the romance behind the mistress being owned by the sub and vise versa
>Not knowing that mutual ownership is the kinkiest kind of ownership.

>> No.14598404

>>14598388
>The last part of that spoiler
Fucking what.

>> No.14598408

>>14598392
That's retarded.

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14598410

>>14598404

>> No.14598412

Anyone have that imagur of captioned MG pics?

>> No.14598414

>>14598330
Glorious. Don't listen to these assholes who don't enjoy MILFs.

>> No.14598423

I want monster girls to stop laying siege to my house.

it's getting harder to smuggle food without getting caught.

>> No.14598434
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>>14598150
>brown version
HELP. I THINK I'M IN LOVE.

>> No.14598437

>>14598434
Nigg, that's just nigga.

>> No.14598444

>>14597781
>dark matter bomb
Would happily rain nuclear Armageddon

>> No.14598446

>>14598437
>she stole my tv, wallet, and my heart

>> No.14598448
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14598448

So bear with me here...

Ghost Girls in Garterbelts.

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14598451

>>14598341
Will soft Chesire ever be colored? She's too soft to go without colors you know.

>> No.14598452

>>14598388
Why do you gotta say that tongue punching thing like its bad?

>> No.14598454

>>14598446
Quick, she left your bike, she's a keeper, peddle after her!

>> No.14598456

>>14598448
>Garterbelts
>on MGs
go on...

>> No.14598457

>>14598448
>anything remotely sexy wearing garter belts
Anon I don't think you understand how much I love lingerie on women.

>> No.14598459

>>14598448
>Red and black 3DS
>Not superior Gold, Silver, or Black
Those delicious thighs will not sway me from that shit ta-Oh who am I kidding?

>> No.14598461

>>14598452
Cuz I don't like it and I don't like you all.
Please don't take the hose to me. You guys can like and dislike whatever you want.

>> No.14598462

>>14598454
That's not my bike though...

>> No.14598470

>>14598341
Followed.

>> No.14598472 [SPOILER] 
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14598472

>>14598451
Doubt it anon, its just a sketch.

>> No.14598474

I want to have chubby, NEET hellhound to tell me my taste in games is shit. And then she sits on my face to show me what something good actually tastes like.

>> No.14598475

>>14598451
That picture will never cease to give me diabetes.

>> No.14598477

>>14598472
>those thighs
Oh my.

>> No.14598481

>>14598472
>Thick peach shaped ass and thighs.
Ooh, damn.

>> No.14598482

>>14598459
Wait anon. See what she's playing first.

>> No.14598483

>>14598472
I want to desecrate her tomb!

>> No.14598486

>>14598474
I bet neither you or the Hellhound have good tastes.

Her pussy is not a game.

>> No.14598487

>>14598461
>please don't take the hose to me
If I did that you couldn't write while in that pit in my basement. I gave you wifi so you should be happy. I could've stuck you in the alp-pits with all the other writers who don't write anymore.
Maybe I should quit drinking. eh fuck it its my day off

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>>14598472

>> No.14598491

>>14598482
Kind of hard to tell, but you do have a point

>> No.14598493

>>14598486
her head game is better than your moms though

>> No.14598499

>>14598493
I bet your waifu likes to play farming simulator, can't expect anything else from Hellhounds.

>> No.14598516

So... hows' the best way to survive a yandere? where are the preppers and their guides?

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14598523

>>14598472
Its done. That was fast. Hail horizontal flip tool for lazy people.

>> No.14598524

>>14598516
Git gud. Keep her in dere mode, if she goes yan you've fucked up. Dereyandere best yandere

>> No.14598529

>>14598472
>Doubt it
Oh, alright. Well thank you anyways. Hope you'll draw more cute soft girls in the future.

Speaking of that, when will you take commissions?

>> No.14598533
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14598533

>>14598448
Rai a cute, though I think I like Gina better.

>> No.14598535

>>14598523
Hey, I mean if you're good at drawing with strokes to one side, do what works.
Also, nice.

>> No.14598537

>>14598472
How come she has four digits on each hand, but only three digits on each foot?
I know it's the way KC drew her, but it doesn't really make any sense at all.

>> No.14598538

>>14598516
Step 1: Give into their love
Step 2: Same as above
Fug I want more art of yan monstergirls ;_;

>> No.14598541

>>14598523
Niiice

>> No.14598548

>>14598524
If you are good with words, is it true that you can disarm her yandere mode flattering her?

>> No.14598551

>>14598533
Dammit, I shouldn't want to bang a pokemon this hard!

>> No.14598552

>>14598523
Cute.

Link to uncensored?

>> No.14598556

>>14598548
words, body language, and a good few hours to show her all the ways in which you are hers.

>> No.14598559

>>14598516
Just accept her love, anon. Yandere is life.

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>>14598551
Just accept it anon, then you can have a happy life with her raising your two kids

>> No.14598570

>>14598448
>>14598533
>>14598561
/vp/oreons please exit the premises

>> No.14598573

>>14598472
>>14598523
Oh me oh my Loen you're wonderful.

>> No.14598581

>>14598561
>Your battle beast will never give you a titjob
Life is truly suffering.

>> No.14598583

>>14598516
Rule of thumb, and a scenario.
>Someone talks to you
>Ascertain their gender
>If male, proceed as usual
>If female, strike in face with closed fist, leave area

>> No.14598584

>>14598487
I partly don't write anymore because of work, the other part is self sabotage/not worth the effort because I'm already Bob tier levels of tripe.

>> No.14598593
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>>14598583
What if that "dude" is a monstergirl that polymorphed her monster parts away in order to get closer to you?

>> No.14598596

Is it me or the thread is going slowly today? at this hour it should be faster

>> No.14598597

>>14598537
I have no idea, I really suck at paws. But as you said, KC drew her that way so, lets go with that.
>>14598552
www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=54637635

>> No.14598600

>>14598584
So? If you want to write about something do it. I do it all the time and I've only been called a fag once for my shitty greentexts.

>> No.14598603

>>14598583
Careful anon, step 2 is harder than it sounds these days.
You never know if someone is an attack helicopter.

>> No.14598605

>>14598583
Yan Alps must be a threat to all sentient beings.

>> No.14598608

>>14598597
That's a tight pussy.

>> No.14598609

I want to go statue shopping with my medusa waifu.

>> No.14598613

>>14598584
I name thee Bollocks

>> No.14598616

Massive
Medusa
Mammaries

>> No.14598623

>>14598583
Are you an alp?

>> No.14598625
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>>14598616

>> No.14598628
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>>14598616
Yes.

>> No.14598630

>>14598625
Hey i remember this story about the minigirls, did that anon ever finished that story?

>> No.14598634
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>>14598593
>Succubus polymorphs into a guy
>Gets close to Anon to learn his secrets
>Ends up becoming bros with Anon
>Lust begins to change to actual feelings
>One day while hanging out, she kisses Anon
>Anon freaks out, says he isn't into dutes like that
>Next day shows up at Anon's in disguise
>Admits the truth that she's not a guy
>Form shift from boy to girl
>Anon seems shocked, but not scared off
>Tells him there's more
>Then come the monster parts
>Her bust and hips fill out even more
>Long horns grow out around her head
>Wings rip through the shirt
>Tail pushes up through the pants
>Skin becomes several shades darker
>Eyes shift to black and gold
>'This is the real me.'
It'd be awkward at first, but I think I could roll with it.

>> No.14598637

>>14598630
Maiden in your pocket? http://pastebin.com/i0vz3QWP
Because nope.

>> No.14598645

>>14598637
>Writefags never finish the stories you actually like
Why is my luck so shitty?

>> No.14598646

>>14598637
Yeah, I feel bad about never finishing that. I want to, but it just seems daunting. And I'm pretty sure nobody cares about it anymore.

>> No.14598653

>>14598634
It can turn so wrong easily, the Succubus must be careful about revealing her identity or else she can be branded as an Alp forever.

If things came to worst that anon could start doubting his sexuality.

>> No.14598660

>>14598613
Congratulations on putting the pieces of the puzzle together after the other guy and I've been talking like civilized people. You truly are the most bourbon whiskey tier of conversationalists.

>> No.14598668

>>14598646
I'd read it, I loved that story.

>> No.14598669

>>14598628
>Impossible! Why do you not turn to stone?

>> No.14598672

>>14598625
Wow, she's sassy as shit.

>>14598628
Indeed.
A busty medusa would be olev.

>> No.14598674

>>14598646
Well, now that I reposted it, people are probably gonna remember it and demand that you finish it, or read it for the first time and demand that you finish it anyways.
Either way, I loved it so far.

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>>14598645
Don't remind me.

Parkedbuggy pls

>> No.14598679

>>14598660
getting so defensive at nothing is one of the reasons why you generated so much ill will

not even bob has people going around accusing random posters of being him anymore

>> No.14598739

>>14597781
continuation with the spider thing and stockholm syndrome kicking in please

>> No.14598743

>>14598646
Finish it please.

>> No.14598744

I want to congratulate a Monster Girl for getting herself caught, and ask her what the next step in her master plan is!

>> No.14598756

>>14598645
Tiny Electric Hearts NEVER.

>> No.14598765

>>14598645
RIP YBA, died doing what he loved blueballing me from quality writing and interesting premises

>> No.14598773

>>14598645
>Free_Drinks will never come back and expand New Port City Blues
>Limp_Nicky will never come back and continue his orphanage story
Then again the former is apparently a middle school teacher, while the latter loves the Souls series.
>>14598756
I want to see more of Meat and Metal, along with that tall busty 12 year old Rougarou it has in it.

>> No.14598778

>>14598678
wasn't he the guy with the amazon story?

>> No.14598782

>>14598765
At least Greystorm got finished.
One of my favorite pieces to come from these threads. Ending was a tiny bit weak though.

>> No.14598783

>>14598523
>>14598597
Oh fuck man, that everything.

>> No.14598784

>>14598679
It's not so much getting defensive as I hate it when people call me out as if they're being clever/hunting a witch.

>> No.14598797

>>14598784
Call it what you want, but it's getting defensive. I can always call you out because you'll always be complaining about your life and about how your writing is shit and nobody likes it. This is monster girl thread not everybody listen to my problems thread. Get a friend or go into IRC if you want to blog.

>> No.14598798

>>14598773
>Expanding on New Port City Blues
That shit was as bad as NTR

>> No.14598804

>>14598773
That huge fuckwolf was 12?

>> No.14598810

>>14598798
But the yandere Wight onee-san was hot.
>>14598804
12-13 maybe.
But I can recall that she's one of the "turned" or something like that.

>> No.14598832

>>14598810
>“Are you kidding me? There is no way this girl is twelve. Look at her. She’s more of a goon than you are!”
Well, I'll be damned you're right. The whole coming on to his dick super hard thing is a bit more disturbing now.

>> No.14598845

>>14598832
She has G-cup breasts man, and in that regard she's older and bustier than the likes of Dizzy from GG.

>> No.14598875

>>14598845
Physically developed is not mentally developed. That is debatable for a regular monster but not for YBA's characterization of Vivi. I am now more interested and enchanted in a dead story with a dead writer.

>Dizzy
>GG
?

>> No.14598882

>>14598797
>Only one writefag has a job

>> No.14598892
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>>14598875
This Dizzy.

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>>14598845
>12 year old
>G-cup
what the fuck? Is this some oppai loli shit?

>> No.14598911

>all this talk about unfinished writefaggotry
I swear to god I'm working on Spider and Fly this time, I just have no idea what I'm doing because it's been like a fucking year. I didn't know what the fuck I was doing with my epilogue then either, so there's that.

>> No.14598914

>>14598904
she's dire, tall as fuck. the muscles and tits made me like her, but the age made me feel bad for wanting to fug her.

>> No.14598916

>>14598904
Nope, it's just that Rougarou girls age fast and grow pretty large in YBAs setting.
Mentally she's still twelve though. But also tall, stacked and muscular.
>>14598911
Welcome back from the dead Peter.

>> No.14598919

>>14598904
>Rising up to her full height, she has to stoop over to look you in the face like a normal person would to someone sitting down. G-cups packed like sardines in the top of her dress hang in front of you, looking like they’ll burst their way to freedom at any moment.

MG corruption is one hell of a drug. (You) in this aren't your normal small faggy self. (You) are a physically intimidating thug.
http://pastebin.com/ujigvQ2J

>> No.14598923
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14598923

>"THIS IS THE END, RACE TRAITOR! Surrender now and your punishment will be swift and painless!"

>> No.14598934

>>14598797
Y'know when the only idea that keeps haunting me is a generic pseudo-romance story of a son wanting to be a Crusader in the NWO after the Contact Wars and meeting a Monoeye his father had died to save in said war with shitty Frankie Valli references and Death Parade contrived shit it's best to not do it. Shia LaBeouf can go.

>> No.14598937

>>14598916
been lurking the whole time, sometimes professing my love for big muscular Jinkos, but kicking myself for letting my story go unfinished for so long. I've been drinking and talking with other writefags I know, they're helping me edit, but I still don't really have a completed epilogue.

>> No.14598939

>>14598784
>other guy back from dinner
Bollocks I don't care what your name is. You make pretty good stories so if I was you I would keep writing, and fuck what people say. Or just start doing things anonymously again.

>> No.14598942

>>14598923
>Reverse blading
>she thinks this tinfoil is real armor
Trickery and magic wins the day once more! Cast dazzling lights and hoof it.

>> No.14598946

>>14598923
I don't understand why she's holding it by the blade, but I don't know enough about swordplay to call it total bullshit confidently.

>> No.14598950

>>14598937
>sometimes professing my love for big muscular Jinkos
That did remind me of someone when they were brought up.
>they're helping me edit, but I still don't really have a completed epilogue.
The fact that progress of some sort is being made on it is lovely.

>> No.14598955

>>14598946
Holding the sword like that works better against armored enemies.

>> No.14598957

>>14598946
I think that the idea was that if your opponent was also wearing armor, the blade wasn't going to do much good, so using the handle to bash in the armor would work better.

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>>14598946
>>14598955
Pommel strikes, as shown in ye olde German sword combat manuals

>> No.14598960

>>14598946
I believe the term is half swording.
Gripping the blade with the proper form can prevent it from sliding against your hands and provide you with a blunt weapon if one is needed.

>> No.14598973

>>14598923
>tfw no paladin gf to go on crusades with

>> No.14598976

>>14598923
Never! We are fighting to the end, you will have to dirty your hands for the bounty, scum!

>> No.14598979

>>14598923
>Traitor
i was never on your side to begin with

>> No.14598980

>>14598960
Half swording is taking the sword by the hilt and midblade to aim the point better. I don't know that that shit is called but it's not half swording.

>> No.14598982

>>14598946
Blunt objects are super effective against armour
Seriously, that's no video game shit. That's fact

>> No.14598991

>>14598982
Yeah how do you think those ewoks beat the empire in ROTJ?

>> No.14598992

>>14598955
>>14598957
>>14598959
>>14598960
>>14598980
>>14598982

Huh. I didn't think I was going to learn anything today, but MGT proved me wrong. Go figure.

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>>14598672
Busty KC medusa you say?

>> No.14599011

>>14598980
Whatever it's called the principle is (apparently)roughly the same. I'm just parroting the name from a video I saw on it a while ago that demonstrated the technique.

>> No.14599013
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14599013

Want to go out on a date to the tracks?

Or maybe do something else?

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>>14598892
ArcSys seems to have a thing for heroines who're much more attractive than their actual age would indicate.

>> No.14599019

>>14598997
Indeed, but I was thinking bigger than that.
I want to grope her from behind as she squirms and protests.

>> No.14599022

>>14599013
Turn around, and pin me against a wall.

>> No.14599023

>>14597944
Thanks much. I can't really put into words how much I appreciate your continuing feedback. I'm very glad it was too your liking.

I seem to be making a habit of having overly complex introductions. You should have seen the sandworm story before I sliced it up; I ended up shaving 3,472 words off the intro. I'll have to keep that in mind for my next project.

I agree that it was lazy of me to just default to the profile when it came to description, but it was mostly because I was drawn more to their mentality and temperament than their looks.

>>14597883
I'll be honest with you: the extent of my knowledge of the setting does not go beyond the profiles and snippets of the world guide that you guys talk about in the threads. I went with the animals so I could have a build-up to the reveal. Otherwise it would have read like: "some people were walking in the direction of the sunset and they immediately saw a Black Hole Sun rising up."

>> No.14599026

>>14599013
How do the horse pussy kingdom feels about pikemen and phalanx units in general? Those must be scary as shit for them.

>> No.14599029

>>14599026
All Horsepussy are afraid of long pole-type things.

>> No.14599038

>>14597944
Not him, but if you're still there could you dissect a short story wrote not too long ago?
I want to at least revise that travesty a little before I move onto other things.

>> No.14599040

>>14598992
Fun fact: Most of the fatalities suffered by medieval knights before the era of the gunpowder cannon and guns were by blunt force trauma, drowning, or broken bones.

Seriously, a medieval Knight was fucking stacked with what they were wearing, which IIRC was basically the cotton tunic, followed by a quilted jerkin, the chain mail, and then the actual plate armor. All of which would've weighed at least 30 lbs to be lugging around on yourself.

Nip Nong Ching Chong Samurai were of course more mobile because ironically Japan has bog metal bullshit going on. That was the primary reason katanas were folded over a gorillion times.

>> No.14599042

>>14598923
THIS IS THE END FOR YOU MY MASTER

>> No.14599046

>>14599026
What do you mean?

Hoof Pussy Kingdom has it's own Pikewomen and Phalanx units.

>> No.14599051

>>14598950
In the previous thread, people mentioned it being unfinished and I felt shitty. School hasn't started yet and I'm unemployed now, my main desktop computer is waiting on parts, so unless I wanted to read the books I got from the library, I have no excuse for not finishing this, or at least trying.

>> No.14599060

>>14599040
They are not the weak-ass neets that we are anon, they were trained for it since birth, i guess they could carry all that shit better than us.

>> No.14599067
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>>14599029
>Horse Pussy Kingdom meets the Winged Hussars
>An entire kingdom collectively shits their bricks as their conquerors breed a hardier stock, turning them from normal Centaurs into fuckhuge Nina levels of warhorse
>Demon Lord's face when FORTH EORLINGAS

>> No.14599071

>>14599046
The strenght of horses is in their charge power and you can't charge a phalanx formation, that's how the poor horses get slaughtered.

>> No.14599074

>>14599023
Well that extent of knowledge may explain some of the darker connotations in some of your stories, but carry on, they are well done regardless.

>> No.14599075
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>>14598653
>Branded as an alp
>Alpfuckers won't take you because they know the truth that you're not a real alp
>Everyone else won't take you because they think you're some wannabe reverse-alp that's trying to turn into a boy

Truly the greatest penalty for the sin of trying to step into alp territory.

>> No.14599077
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>>14599026
>Centaurs
>Running blindly into phalanxes
Damn you're funny.

>> No.14599086

>>14599051
>I have no excuse for not finishing this, or at least trying.
Surely the story doesn't have too many loose ends to tie up, does it?

>> No.14599103

>>14599086
It doesn't, I was just trying to not leave it on such a down note.

>> No.14599105

>>14599077
I want a story about a centaur horse archer meeting a skirmish light cavalry shota.

>> No.14599109

>>14599071
Centaurs have the advantages of both horse and human.

Which means retarded tactics that don't work aren't used.

>> No.14599112

>>14599103
Wunderbar

>> No.14599122

Isn't Wonderland a nice place?

>> No.14599125

>>14599105
>shota
Little boys belong with their mothers back home or in the camp, not in the back of a war horse.

>> No.14599134

>>14599122
The girls there are nice.
Wonderland itself is horrifying.

>> No.14599135

>>14599122
Its an insane place, but yes, a nicely insane place.

>> No.14599137

>>14599122
Tis a silly place.

>> No.14599139

>>14599125
Tell that to literally every country ever.

>> No.14599141

>>14599125
That's what they want you to believe, but in truth shotas are WMDs.

You never wondered why MGs rape shotas so much? well you now know.

>> No.14599146

>>14599122
Body swapping, pseudobestiality, age regression/progression, temporary gender bending...

I'd totally go there. I'm just never going to tell anyone that I did.

>> No.14599147

>>14598939
Yeah well you're entitled to your opinion I guess. I dunno. The fuck you want me to say? More yandere shit for everybody? Mofusphere?

>> No.14599152

>>14599075
>>Branded as an alp
Aw, miss read that.
For a moment I though we were gonna start branding alps with hot, iron rods.

>> No.14599167

>>14599152
Hah! you wish!, no one has dared to brand an Alp like that since the grand orgy of '98.

>> No.14599168

>>14599152
Naw, I'll totally go to town on an alp with some ropes, some candlewax, and a sybian though.

>> No.14599170

>>14599152
I'd brand an Alp with my hot, iron rod, if you catch my drift
Does it have to be hot? can't it just be warm? Feel like I'm hurting them

>> No.14599172

>>14599122
I'd go on vacation there with the waifu, but screw actually living there.

>> No.14599173

>>14599146
Everything but the bestiality part sounds nice. Would go there multiple times and never tell anyone.

>> No.14599179

>>14599167
The grande orgy of '98 was a load of overrated garbage
The grande orgy of '99 though. That deserved the name "grande"

>> No.14599182

>>14599146
I can imagine that the age progression/regression stuff would be a top export though. I mean, what kind of monstergirl wouldn't want to reenact that one chapter of Fella Pure?

>> No.14599191

>>14599182
I'm still upset that there was only ever a single page tease for a loli follow-up to that shota chapter, and nothing else.

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>>14599141
>Just invited this XX-year old boy to my place for the night and fucked his brains out
>Looks like mama's still in the game
>#GetRept

>> No.14599205

>>14599173
I won't lie, the thought of being turned into some wonderland wolf and having consensual sex with a wolfgirl is worryingly appealing to me.
Maybe it's just the thought of all those pheromones, and all that animal lust involved.

>> No.14599220

>>14597242
Thanks for the link man. How timely for that update to show up, too. The preview looks promising enough, I should get around to it once my life's difficulty switches back to 'normal' in a couple of weeks.

>>14597250
They aren't really made inhumanly-thin, just very slim and lanky. I've seen women with hands like those, all it takes is woman's normal constitution plus very low body fat (and being young).

>> No.14599227

>>14599122
It is a silly wacky place. I'd visit my Jubjub mother-in-law and sister-in-laws but I wouldn't stay long, but the family might have other ideas.

>> No.14599244

>>14599122
Eh, I don't know.

The last time my waifu visited her family we fucked for a week straight when she got back because she was so inundated with mamono mana.

>> No.14599248

>Spend God knows how long writing a small anubis and yeti story
>Two-thirds of the way through, completely hit a wall, with no idea how to smoothly transition into the lewd stuff

This is torturous. I was even meant to have it finished by Christmas.

>> No.14599255

>>14599204
I'd be pissed that I got raped by some slutty chick instead of a yandere one.

>> No.14599266

>>14599248
Oh, you're that guy who got my hopes up for fluffy goodness.

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14599275

>>14599248
I guess God just doesn't want you to write that smut.

>> No.14599281

>>14599275
Smuts with angel girls when?

>> No.14599282

>>14599248
Someone was apparently going to have a Demon /ss/ story done by Christmas too ;_;

>> No.14599285

>>14599275
>Her left eye is in front of her hair
Okay.

>> No.14599290

>>14599248
Just deus ex sexchina up something. Like someone left a window open and a fairy flew in and sprinkled aphrodisiac all over the place because it was in her grandfather's will that she do so.

>> No.14599301

>>14599281
I have a plan for something.

Don't hold your breath though; I have a lot of plans that I don't do anything with.

>> No.14599306

>>14599290
We can call her Carla, the magic fairy of lewd wishes.

Will be the equivalent as saying "a wizard did it"

>> No.14599314

>>14599306
Carla truly is a little saint!

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>> No.14599335

>>14599321
That's no Kobold, that's a Wurm pretending to be a Kobold in exchange of ice cream.

>> No.14599340
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14599340

I need that assassin Apophis piece from last thread. For reasons.

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14599347

>>14599335
>Actual Kobold is still in the room
>upsetbuttflustereddisappointeddistraught

>> No.14599348

>>14599340
What piece.

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14599351

>>14599340
Here ya go.

>> No.14599353

>>14599340
I'd rather a Boss Apophis, but an Assassin one is fine too

>> No.14599385
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14599385

>>14599353
Wise decision underling.

>> No.14599394

>>14599385
God I want her to boss me around

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14599398

>>14599340
What exactly are you planning?

>> No.14599400

>>14599385
>Grape snake doesn't actually taste like grapes
Life is truly like a watered wine.

>> No.14599402

>>14599385
I want to suck on them tiddies.

>> No.14599409

>>14599402
They could be bigger like the Abossphis'.

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14599415

>>14599398
Nothing of import to anybody that has a functioning grey matter.

>> No.14599423

>>14599415
That semen demon is just asking to be spanked so bad it actually hurts from angriness.

>> No.14599425

>>14599266
Sorry. It's not canned, but I think I am in a rut. It's frustrating, because I used to be good at writing smut with excuse plots attached.
Maybe I'll give it a rewrite and see what comes of that. Of at least heavily edit it from a certain point onwards.

>>14599275
Then God is a dick.

>>14599282
Damn, I remember that too. I wonder if we'll just get it late. Belated presents are still nice.

>>14599290
I'm almost tempted to, but I really want to try and put a focus on characters, and actually giving mine a bit of thought. Using a DEM to alter the way they behave just to advance the story would undermine that.
I know putting effort into characters for a smut piece is odd, but I've realised that I'm not as good a writer as I thought I was about eight months ago. Call it a warm-up so I can try a story with actual chapters and a purpose beyond boner enticement at a later point.

>> No.14599426

>>14599409
The abossphis as a whole is big though

>> No.14599429

>>14599147
>what the fuck do you want me to say?
Nothing. I want you to write.
>more yandere?
Yes please.
>Mofusphere?
Yes please.
I'm too drunk to be picky right now man. Just write whatever you feel like writing. It doesn't even have to be about MGs if you want.

>> No.14599435

>>14599425
Why not just leave a window open? It gets cold, yeti cuddles, turns into cuddlesex threesome. I mean, it's pretty true to the Yeti at least. I'd imagine an anubis would be cuddly too.

>> No.14599436

>>14599415
Now I'm curious. And suspicious.
I better see colors for this shit by tuesday.

>> No.14599441
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14599441

>>14599436
I'm not a colorfag, I'm just a really shit writefag who can see her acting quite alot like a coquettish version of Claw from the SF II anime movie.

My friend here just -loves- to shred the clothes off little bunnies like you~

>> No.14599444

>>14599426
Abossphis would have Methonium or Fukumaaya-tier proportions. Which is fine by me.

>> No.14599448

>>14599441
>now all I'm picturing is Krampus raping that kid from 'A Christmas Story' while he's wearing the bunny pajamas

>> No.14599455

I want an ignis loli to sit in my lap and heat it.

>> No.14599459

>>14599441
When i saw the miniature of that image the first think i thought when i saw the green and yellow was that it read "Now that's edgy!!!"

Not sure what the fuck was i thinking.

>> No.14599461

>>14599441
Krampus are cute.
Too bad I can't be bad, even if my life depended on it.

>> No.14599464

>>14598341
Holy shit you're back
Amazing.
Also you had done a sea bishop? Can you post that I remember it in that queue with that anubis and apophis

>> No.14599465

>>14599436
Wish I didn't have to color of the red lines to something else so that it would blend with the purple otherwise I'd attempt it.

>> No.14599480

>>14599455
That sounds delightful.

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14599481

>still no new MGE grill
>MGE doujin is not scanned

>> No.14599483

>>14599448
Don't tempt me Anon. It'd be a shitty too-late story with light BDSM and spanking while she does things

>> No.14599485

>>14599465
Couldn't you technically use photoshop to automatically change all purples to blacks?

>> No.14599493

>>14599480
Indeed, could you imagine how happy she would look when sitting on your lap?
Especially when stroke her hair, the flames licking at your hand?

>> No.14599507

>>14599481
>still no new MGE grill
soon trust me

>> No.14599511

>>14599485
Yeah but some people prefer not changing with the original sketch in anyway so just assumed the same here. Guess I could change it to black and do a mediocre coloring job

>> No.14599512

>>14599425
More admirable than odd really if it's to further yourself.

Probably best to just take it easy though while trying to figure it out. You don't want to become overly critical of yourself and risk setting up a wall that's too tall to climb that you built yourself.

>> No.14599515

>>14599483
Don't care you sold me. Do it. Do it now.

>> No.14599517

>>14599426
Nothing wrong with that.

>> No.14599525

>>14599507
>trust me
The last time someone said that someone died

>> No.14599529

>>14599481
>MGE doujin is not scanned
Blame the post office

>> No.14599530

>>14599525
Trust me instead. I'm mostly trustworthy.

>> No.14599531

>>14599525
screenshot my post you'll see

>> No.14599536

>>14599529
So you have means to properly scan it when you get it? That'd be cool.

>>14599507
>>14599531
Back to drawing kaycee, you've had enough shitposting for today.

>> No.14599541

>>14599507
FUCK OFF KC

>>14599525
Who died?

>> No.14599542

>>14599444
http://g.e-hentai.org/s/4deaf3113f/885220-5

Damn, an Apophis that thick ouhta be illegal. I should pull her over and do an investigation. with my penis

>> No.14599550

>>14599542
That's just fat, dude.

>> No.14599551

>>14599542
>http://g.e-hentai.org/s/4deaf3113f/885220-5
Wow, that's a snek I could cuddle and impregnate.

>> No.14599568

>>14599542
>This artist
God I love this guys stuff. Based sharktooth
Shut up, I forget the artists' name so I call him sharktooth

>> No.14599570
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14599570

>>14599507
>>14599481
Wonderland Centaur soon fellow STALKERS.

>> No.14599572

>>14599550
Are you telling me I should turn down a girl as deliciously thick as http://g.e-hentai.org/s/8b3df01642/885220-19?

Because I'm not.

>>14599568
Sharkteeth are great. If Abossphis ever gets art, I hope she's drawn that thick, and with Shark Teeth. We need Shark Toothed Monster Girls.

>> No.14599582

>>14599572
>We need Shark Toothed Monster Girls
A glorious fucker, you are. We'll get along nicely

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>> No.14599596

>>14599582
>>14599572
Mein Kin

>> No.14599605

>>14599586
You're cutting it pretty close, Anon

>> No.14599610

>>14599572
>TFW that imouto
So good

>> No.14599611

>>14599542
She looks obese, m8

>> No.14599622

>>14599586
I want to go to the Monster Girl zoo and see the endangered panda girls!

>> No.14599624

>>14599570
I am ready

>> No.14599633

>>14599572
I wouldn't mind a Wight or Lich like that.

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14599638

>>14599570
>Not a Wonderland Caterpillar that smokes dank stuff all day.

>> No.14599640

>>14599605
Just don't snitch

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>>14599570
We already have the white knight though. M'Lord.

>> No.14599665

>>14599638
Does it have a thing against machines?

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14599674

>>14599586
Nothing beats seeing Monster Girls in their natural habitat. Not the ones in the cities, the feral ones who still live in the wild, preying on wayward adventurers.

>> No.14599700

>>14599586
>>14599622

Looking like that I don't imagine they'll be endangered for very long. At least not if I have anything to say about it.

>> No.14599702
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14599702

I wanna go to space!

>> No.14599718

>>14599481
I got a friend to buy me it when he went to comiket. Sorry, but I won't/can't scan it.

>> No.14599741
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14599741

>>14599702
No you do not

>> No.14599764

>>14599741
Wish we had more about Monster Girl space besides Anon and his Anubis engineer.

Though there was that time we did Monster Girl planets. Like the Kikimora planet where you'd never leave or the Holstaur planet with rolling plains and the best milk in the galaxy.

>> No.14599765

>>14599741
Pessimist.

>> No.14599778

You know what we really need more of?

Sheev Raiju

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14599780

>>14599764
And the yandere planet.

>> No.14599804

>>14599780
It's probably some virus, every Monster Girl no matter what species, goes yandere on that planet.

They develop the ability to know if you're lying, and the usual attractions they feel are amplified to the point where they're highly unstable.

Anyone who's close to you, friends, family, ex-lovers especially are all seen as a threat to them, driving them to murder them on the slightest suspicion they might steal you away from them.

If the virus were to spread, the consequences would be beyond dire.

>> No.14599806

>>14599780

Yandere planet? Ever seen the Solaris remake? THAT'S a yandere planet.

>> No.14599814

>>14599804
What if the virus doesn't infect those that already have those personality traits?

>> No.14599819

I want to live with my cute little holst imouto and help her through puberty where she discovers that she is a dire holst.

>> No.14599820

>>14599814
They must have been infected at some point, for all we know they're carriers for the virus, but it's only thriving on that one planet due to certain conditions.

>> No.14599824

>>14599814
Or it just sits dormant in them and they become a carrier anyway.

>> No.14599830

>>14599820
>>14599824
I'm talking about girls that were always yandere.

>> No.14599832

>>14599804
I never understood why yanderes would see family members as a big enough threat.

This does remind me of a short thing a while ago about a "yanderes anonymous" where a monster did a bunch of call tracing and stalking only to realize that her lover was just visiting his mom.

>> No.14599836

>>14599830
That's what I mean. If they were already yandere the virus just sits dormant in them doing nothing to them, but they're now also a carrier who can spread it.

>> No.14599856

So I had a silly idea for an idle game at one point.

You're a young lilim who's out to create her own mamono realm. Your main resource would be mamono mana and you recruit various mamono to help you capture and rape men (which generates your resources). Eventually you can ally yourself with various factions around to give you different bonuses (Going with X faction benefits active play, Y factions is passive play etc.). The prestige system would be that in the end you become so powerful and bored that you will yourself back in time so that you can take over the world all over again.

Still need to flesh things out more though, but I don't think it's an entirely terrible idea.

>> No.14599859

>>14599832
Once the yandere virus has reached it's final stage, the victim suffers a horrible withdrawl anytime they're not alone with whoever they're in love with.

They see things that aren't there, their lover hugging and old friend who happens to be a girl is like taking a shotgun blast to their weakened, fragile psyche.

Logic and reason escapes them, their only reason to exist is to be alone with their lover. Where no one can steal him from them.

Always be on the look out for the signs, bouts of jealousy, thousand yard stares, standing over their lover while they sleep for hours on end. That sort of thing.

>> No.14599865

>>14599856
Some pseudo-Civilization stuff?

>> No.14599868

>>14599013
How do I know I can trust you mam?

>> No.14599877

>>14599865
Something like that. Or I could just go standard clicker and ignore that shit, but I think we have enough cookie clicker clones these days.

>> No.14599880

>>14599859
>standing over their lover while they sleep for hours on end

>Wake up in the middle of the night because you heard a noise
>Mantis standing there watching you sleep, eyes as wide as dinner plates
>Grab her wrist, pull and roll
>Yank her onto the bed with you, wrap your arms around her
>Fall back to sleep

>> No.14599881

>>14599856
Interesting. Though I think resource system would be better off not being based on a single income, even if it makes sense MGE-wise.

>> No.14599902

>>14599881
Oh, yeah the plan was to have various resources just that Mamono Mana would be the "main" one for recruiting/expanding etc.

>> No.14599906

>>14599881
>even if it makes sense
Except it doesn't. Resources such as food and metal would be required for any kind of military campaign.

>> No.14599950

>>14599906
I was referring to the mamono mana's noted reality-bending properties, which help in-universe monsters to go on without usual food (monsters like succubi or ghosts), grow other resources out of nothing (green realms), fight using magic.
But yeah, the point was exactly that monsters would need at least an ersatz of economy and industry if they're trading or waging a conquest. It would certainly make the game more dynamic, at least.

>> No.14599988

I don't know if I want the chubbiest neet monster girl, or the fittest tomboy monster girl

>> No.14599992

>>14599988
>Whynotboth.jpg

>> No.14600001

>>14599992
Is it really smart to stick myself between a flabby soft stomach and a rock hard set of abs?

>> No.14600005

>>14599988
Make them fight.

>> No.14600007

>>14600001
There's only one way to find out

>> No.14600015

>>14599988
I'd go with both.
It's even better if they were sisters.

>> No.14600023

>>14600015
The overweight onee-san and the muscular imouto

Anon better run while he has a head start

>> No.14600029

>>14600023
Exactly.
Unless you want to flip it.
But what pair of sisters would be better?
Wurms are a given.

Maybe wyverns? where the younger sister is a spitfire looking to make her mark and her older sister lost a wing in a training accident gone wrong, leaving her slightly acidic and pudgy as a result.

Would you make her smile?

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14600049

>>14599868
>How do I know I can trust you
>Not trusting
>Reformed Bandit
>Trust issues after serving her time

Good job anon, now she's going back to a life of crime.

Starting by raping you.

>> No.14600063

>>14600049
>pic
Evil faceless humangirls and their superior enslaving cooking skills would be the scourge of beta monstergirls.

>> No.14600100

>>14600063
I want to read monster girl /r9k/ where beta monster girls blame their problems on "Stacy Thundercunt" and the inherent depravity of man.

>> No.14600101

Monster Girls hearing "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach" and then dedicating themselves to learning how to make the favorite dish of the man they're after is my fetish.

And then them actually succeeding to an extent; unlike Miia.

>> No.14600104

>>14600101
I want to make the best goddamn french toast ever using Humpty Egg slime and Holstaur milk.

>> No.14600105

>>14600101
Kiki's have this down to a T

>> No.14600107

>>14600101
Not so keen on the thought of gout though.

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>>14600105
I don't know, difficult to beat a Troll's delicious home cooking.

>> No.14600112

>>14600107
Funny, I just lurked a /ck/ thread about that.

>> No.14600114
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>>14598434
Miscolored a sleeve, whoops

>> No.14600119

>>14600100
They're not wrong though. Most of the people here are either huge sluts, or horrible people.

>> No.14600121

>>14600049
And this is the reason I'll never find a monstergirl waifu, because I don't know who/how to trust or if they actually like me for my personality and not just for sex. How do I learn to trust and hopefully find someone who loves me and that I love them?

>> No.14600125

>>14600114
The green actually looked nice, but the picture still looks fine nonetheless.

>> No.14600131

>>14600121
No, anon just pissed off a reformed bandit who wanted to go straight.

By all means trust monster girls. Except Dragons and Manticores.

>> No.14600132

>>14600112
Livers are still worth it. Enough so overdosage would occur before gout was even a reality if someone was suddenly "Here's your favorite food, now love me"

>> No.14600137

>>14600121
>the reason I'll never find a monstergirl waifu
and they're not real

>>14600131
>Except Dragons and Manticores
I'll have you know cuddlecores are every bit as gentle and loving as any other MG.

>> No.14600138

>>14600121
You sound like you've been burned before.

>> No.14600147

>>14600131
What about Ryu, I thought they were the friendlier than most other dragons or wurms who also have the same potential to friendly?

>> No.14600149

>>14598448

She isn't a ghost if she's pure dark type.

>> No.14600153

>>14600149
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Sssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>> No.14600156

I'm going to rub cheeks with a werekitten and theres nothing you can do to stop me!

>> No.14600161

>>14600156
Could hit you in the head with a mallet instead of the kitten.

>> No.14600164

>>14600161
>>14600161
Never!
I shall withstand such agony to rub my cheek against hers, although it shall sting quite a bit.

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14600165

About to head off to bed, and having internet problems, but have some sketches. Hope you like them!

>> No.14600171
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>>14600137
Yeah sure anon, all Manticores are just not evil. Sure.

>>14600147
Especially Ryu, that friendliness is all a front so she can marry you off to her "servants" to keep their bloodlines going so their daughters can in turn serve her later down the line.

>> No.14600177

>>14600165
Thank you.
Rest well.

>> No.14600182

>>14600171
This centaur sure is a piece of work, all high and mighty because she's some fancy purebreed.

>> No.14600192

>>14600171
I bet that horse pussy won't be so smug and condescending when I've impregnated her!

>> No.14600195

>>14600101
It would be fucking fantastic if I had a Kiki waifu who could perfectly replicate all the food I like to go out to get. I could eat it every day without paying and go full NEET at the same time.

>> No.14600198

>>14600192
You mad fool! You haven't wiped the smug off her face, you just made double the smug!

>> No.14600204

>>14600192
Go for cumflation, horsepussy can't stand it when it happens.

>> No.14600207

>>14600198
Okay, what if I fuck her but pull out at the last second, put on my pants and leave?
Would a case of blue ovaries desmuggify her?

>> No.14600215

>>14600165
>That towel image
Mmmm, that's the good stuff...

>> No.14600234

>KC's twitter
>he just made the "power is building" tweet he always makes when releasing a new girl

Uh oh, new MG coming!

>> No.14600244

>>14600234
At least it won't be a furry again.
I'm hoping for a lamia still, though.

>> No.14600252

>Check KC's Twitter
>Yay, new MG Soon!
>Also, link to pixiv
>Check it
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?illust_id=54636736&mode=medium
Unf. Must be nice to be a Gazerfag.

>> No.14600254

>>14600244
>At least it won't be a furry again
Shut your fucking mouth before you jinx it.

>> No.14600255

>>14600234
OH BOY!
OH BOY!
OH BOY!

>> No.14600266

Good night Anons, rest well and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, contemplate the greatness of monster girls with accents.
Oh what I would give for a wight with a german accent.

>> No.14600270

>>14600266
It's a damn shame British accents can't be translated well into writing. Everything I try just sounds stupid.

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>> No.14600276

>>14600234
RUN YOU FOOLS

>> No.14600277

>>14600270
Yeah, a posh sounding, British jinko would be nice.
Better to just hint at that then to try and force it in so you end up with cockney

>> No.14600280

>>14600270
south london accent is fun
and dont get me started on "chav" and
"roadman"

>> No.14600281

>>14600277
That's what I've been doing. Just saying that my character has one and occasionally throwing a reminder in. I wanted it to be just a slight accent to begin with anyway.

>> No.14600282

>>14600274
Yeah, that's cool brah. So is Miss Luck yan for you or have an inside?

>> No.14600289

>>14600281
Good, otherwise it sounds like she's an english hillbilly.

>> No.14600294

>>14600234
How long has it been, two months?
Even though he didn't work on this one the entire time, it still better be something special.

>> No.14600298

>>14600266
>smug alp with german accent

Fuck, time to go rewatch Hellsing

>> No.14600303

>>14600298
>Smug german alp.

I need to find her, tie her up, and stroke her ears while we watch some movies.

>> No.14600305

>>14600266
>have a German Wight waifu
>one night she wants to roleplay
>ties you on the the bed and goes into her walk in closet
>she comes out in full SS gear
>she wants to make her 'American prisoner' talk
>by any means necessary
how fucked are you?

>> No.14600306

>>14599013
Please pin me against a tree ma'am.

>> No.14600307

>>14600294
Well he was making he Chesire for those two months.

Scans when

>> No.14600308

>>14600305
Eh, not as much as I would be if she walked out with a hard metal breastplate and halbard she used to wield in the old days.

>> No.14600309

>>14600305
I tell her that just like on D Day I'm coming from behind.

>> No.14600310

>>14600305
As someone who was raised very jewish, I feel this should not turn me on as much as it does.

>> No.14600315

>>14600310
Same here. Even had an uncle die in Auschwitz. But goddamn, why does a crazy Nazi chick with a thick accent get me hard?

>> No.14600317

>>14600310
>>14600315
>such a lust for goyim
Oy vey indeed...

>> No.14600319

>>14600310
>>14600315
Would you get in a will o' wisp's oven?
I hear it's quite warm in that cage.

>> No.14600321

>>14600319
Absolutely not.

Will-o-Wisp a shit.

>> No.14600323

>>14600305
Okay, but next we play Soviet's liberation of 1945.

>> No.14600327

>>14600266
how about a salamander with a Jamaican accent?

>> No.14600333
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>>14600252
I'll see what I can do about getting the uncensored version.

>> No.14600338

>>14600323
>Soviet's liberation of 1945
anon that was just rape on a grand scale

>> No.14600339

>>14600315
My uncle died at Auschwitz too.
Fell out of a guard tower. :^)

>> No.14600346

>>14600327
>MG's in Jamaica
call it a stereotype if you want, but I cant help but think of endangered Jamaican plant girls thanks to that.

>> No.14600354

>>14600338
Oh really? And here we were going to spend the night actually sparring, spouting propaganda lines at each other and discussing Stalingrad.

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>>14600354
lol nah I'm going to watch some porn and get some sleep
have an Orc showering

>> No.14600368

>>14600366
I meant me and my supposed Wight waifu >>14600305

>> No.14600372

>>14600368
well all the more reason for me to get some sleep

>> No.14600377

>>14600333
Marvelous.

>> No.14600380

>>14600339
I had a friend of German descent tell me that joke just this last week.

>> No.14600382

>>14600305
Hopefully very.

>> No.14600385

>>14600380
For real though my family was Nazis. My grandfather served in the Kriegsmarine, a great uncle in the Waffen-SS, another was a spy inserted behind enemy lines who infiltrated the Soviet military but went dark in '44. After the war, they were living in East Germany until neighbors sold them all out to the Soviets and they fled to the States to escape death at the hands of the commies.

>> No.14600404

>>14600333
That splotch on her leg looked like a flaccid dick for a second.

>> No.14600408

>>14600385

Soldiers in the Wehrmacht couldn't technically be in any political party, including the Nazi party. If they hated Jews, that's fine, but they weren't technically Nazis.

>> No.14600450

I've spent a questionable amount of time thinking how the uncharted games would work with monster girls in it.

>> No.14600481

>>14600450
Don't worry anon, I'm the guy who posted just before about the Lilim idle game. Now that I'm thinking about it more it looks like it'd work better as an RTS so I've been sitting about planning that for the last couple of hours.

>> No.14600557

>>14600234
It usually takes 5 hours after that, just 2 more.

Never expected it on a sunday though.

>> No.14600561

Super ded

>> No.14600572

>>14600561
I think people tend to avoid engaging in discussion when expecting a new girl since her appearance would almost surely nuke it anyways.

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>>14600572
Probably just people caring less about trying to start something when they know it's the downtime hours when it's actually dead other than mentioning that it's dead with a false sense of hope that it truly does start something anew.

>> No.14600581

Callint it, new girl is another undead.

>> No.14600589

>>14600581
I want a kumiho. As unlikely as that is. If only for the fact livers were on my mind earlier. Solid enough reasoning for me.

Undead are always nice though.

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So, anyone else like Hellsunes?

>> No.14600624

>>14600561
I want to be the side-kick/mascot of a group of undead heroes called the corpse girls.

Wight Power, an executed Nazi war criminal brought back to fight for justice. She has an impeccable sense of fashion!
The Red Baroness, a wealthy Vampire heiress who uses her vast fortune and genius intellect to fight crime in the name of her deceased parents!
Throb Zombie, an undead constrictor type Lamia. Warm blooded villains beware!
Psycho Ex-pired, a Will o' the Wisp with over 130 active restraining orders!
And me, Living Boy!

>> No.14600628

>>14600609
Too big, unnatural proportions

>> No.14600631

>>14600624
What are your powers?

>> No.14600632

>>14600609
>That face

>> No.14600635

>>14600631
He's obviously team's manaslut.

>> No.14600642

>>14600631
I can empower the other heroes, greatly increasing their combat effectiveness. I can also use my special skill to allow them to combine their abilities.

>> No.14600644

>>14600642
So you're the boytoy.

>> No.14600651

>>14600624
>Wight Power
Hah. Hah. Ha.

But anyway; the lack of a Lich on this team is utterly disappointing. Should at least be a Mission Control Bridge Bunny or somethin'.

>> No.14600671

>>14600644
No, don't be silly. I'm practically the leader.
Wight Power even calls me Fuhrer.
Niedlich Fuhrer or something like that.

>> No.14600677

>>14600651
I couldn't come up with a super hero name for a lich.

>> No.14600678

>>14600671
No, you're the slut who always gets kidnapped.

>> No.14600689

>>14600678
Anon please, I've only been kidnapped 6 times.
Wait, 7 now. Forgot the thing with the Kobold.

>> No.14600698

>>14600689
See what I mean? Don't even get me started on that costume of yours.

>>