Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

If you hear any odd noises while in bed, don't be alarmed. It's just an Oomukade watching you sleep.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

Kikis are olev.

[Anonymous No.]

Second for headpatting the alps.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a ghost to laugh at my tiny penis!
I want to be spooked out by the disembodied laughter and ara aras!
I want to call in a paranormal investigator and watch his face as the evp sessions expose me for having a tiny penis!

[Anonymous No.]

I came to Paris by the sunny southern shore~
I to Monte Carlo went, just to raise me winter's rent~
But Dame Fortune, she smiled on me as she's never smiled before~

[Anonymous No.]

You fucked up OP, it's okay though since you have great taste in girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14572560
OP continues to perpetuate the stinkypede meme with this failure.

[Anonymous No.]

xrd this is furshit and belongs in >>>/trash/

[Anonymous No.]

Daily reminder to headpat your Kiki today.

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>>14572577
Rude.

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>>14572611
Or maybe she should do the head patting for once.

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>>14572628
that's disturbing the natural order!
and I like it.

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>>14572628
That's not how it works.

[Anonymous No.]

Seems KC just got back from Tokyo, guess we shouldn't expect a new girl until next week.

[Anonymous No.]

>ah, getting back into the writing groove! Let's see how it's going!
>666 words
Uh-oh. Am I in trouble now?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to pound a Sphinx's tight, hot lion pussy!

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>>14572632
It is when I'm in charge of not being in charge.

>>14572630
So it's a rather chaotic concept and one would be better off attempting to do so with a shog?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to shock a manticore by rubbing my face with her barbs!

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>>14572636
>>14572641

And I want to do lewd stuff to alps but you don't see me proclaiming it out loud right now do you?

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>>14572639
Then get a mistress, not a maid.

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>>14572645
no, that's our job.
keep your desires silent while is morons shout our dreams from the mountaintops

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>>14572645
What kinds of lewd things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14572648
us*

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>>14572641
For the sake of your face do it with a lolicore's barbs, they're less sharp.

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>>14572656
Nope, full CC core barbs for me!
I have no desire to go for the easy mode!

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>>14572646
I dunno, a mistress kiki sounds a little out of control.

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>>14572663
Not a mistress kiki, a mistress like a Wight or something.

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>>14572663
A mistress Kiki sounds heavenly. She'd make you scrub the floor and then she'd run a white glow across it. If the glove gets dirty, you get a good paddling and then you have to do the scrubbing again while wearing a humbler.
Sorry, that's going too far, isn't it?

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I want to lick a slime!

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>>14572674
That seems kinda unhygienic.

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>>14572671
We can go further. It's not over until we get on to nuclear waste disposal and frozen paintballs.

>>14572667
Too spooky.

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>>14572677
depends on the slime
for example, if you feed them out of date milk or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>14572656
But her tailpussy is already so big, and she's still so young!

Just how big is it going to get?!

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>>14572680
So a wight is too much, but nuclear waste is okay?

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>>14572677
How rude, no wife slimes for you.

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>>14572697
I can handle the thought of my dna getting a shotgun in the face. I know what I'm getting into with that.

Have you seen the crazy shit that goes on with wights lately though? Hips like that aren't natural.

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>>14572717
So?

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>>14572464
Remember all monster girls need hugs

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>>14572717
I heard they can masturbate you without touching, 2spooky4me.

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>>14572732
Fuck you ya got me.

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>>14572732
All of them?

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>>14572750
Yes Piccolo, all of them.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you cover this statute in a gooey white substance?

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>>14572765
Tapioca pudding? Seems like a bit of a waste of tapioca honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14572765
Depends on how gooey it is.

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>>14572765
Hell no. I'd keep her clean and polished, except for that one tag I'd make myself.

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>>14572765
I want to learn the secrets of Gargoyle magic, and use it to create my own harem of statues.

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>>14572765
Paint?

[Anonymous No.]

Writing a sex-scene with a Raiju is way too fun. Why aren't Thunderweasels or Thunderbirds more popular?

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>>14572841
*woosels

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>>14572848
Heffalumps and Woozles?

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>>14572841
Because with most monster girls you can avoid any weird stuff happening during sex, but not with those two.
And I guess most people don't find electric shocks to be terribly arousing.

[Anonymous No.]

So I found this monstergirl game that people might like.
It only for Android devices and iPads, though, but it's fun so far.
https://youtu.be/VkyYEUUuZM8

Designs are pretty vanilla though, relatively speaking. I'm still hoping to see lamias in here.

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>>14572851
so normal sex would be the abnormal thing in raiju and thunderbird smut?

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>>14572851
Well those people are boring.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWigCggVv2Y

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>>14572841
It's a mystery.
Her potential for electrical shenanigans is way too good though.

>tfw your sex life with your raiju waifu has gotten so out of hand that you now get off from going out at night, breaking open public transformer boxes, and having sex while being pleasured by a town block's worth of electricity
>At least it keeps the power bill down
>Only downside is climaxing tends to cause the occasional blackout

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>>14572841
They're pretty lame.
>hedonism
>crave for sex
>also really like all things pleasurable
Personally, gives off a shallow borderline-3DPD vibe.

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>>14572841
I want to do it in a car with a raiju and shout "88 miles per hour!" as a cum"

yeah I know that jokes old

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>>14572841
Thunderbird > Raiju
>you will never feel a Thunderbird discharge straight through your dick

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>>14572869
You literally just described all 190 monster girls.

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>>14572852
I found a Top-Down Shooter game for Android that has Monster Girls. Mostly dragon girls and succubi though. And an Anubis, which is fantastic.

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>>14572891
name?

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>>14569979

slowpoke.jpg on this, but everyone was commenting on her bush and I just wanted to note that holy shit manticores with their hair down is hot as fuck. Makes them seem a little ara-ara~ though.

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>>14572895
Dragon Heroes.

It's a pretty decently fun Bullet Hell.

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>>14572298
I want a powerful monster girl like a dragon to dress me up and call me cute.

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>>14572903
thanks

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>>14572902
That's a wight, but technically, you're still not wrong about the hair thing.

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>>14572906
Like a girl?

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>>14572881
No, I didn't. As much as sex is a red line carved through values of most of them, the majority still has something else to their personalities. Either they are stated to love fun things in general, which implies you can just as well spend it playing games or cuddling, or it stops being an issue once they get their day's 3 fucks, or it's how they start with you but gradually change into lovebugs as the relationship progresses.

Raiju's profile, however, makes an emphasis on them being devoted nymphomaniacs.

Unless we're talking of some thread- or writefag canon where the opposite is specified.

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>>14572911
Of course noyes, but only if she'd promise to make me cute.

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>>14572911
>>14572920
Perverts. Where do you people get your ideas? First it was sniffing girls, now dressing up as them.

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>>14572920
What if she thinks you're already cute?

[Anonymous No.]

I washed my long Miia daki last night

Two fucking hours to restuff her with her pillows

The only bad part about it


Miia's canon length is 7 meters, but they're so inconsistent with her length, I wouldn't have been against one that was only 3 or 4 dakis long instead of 5 and a half

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>>14572937
How exactly do you clean her? I was thinking of making a long as fuck custom daki and wanted some tips on how to keep it.

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>>14572937
Is this what happens when people move past the Honeymoon phase?

[Anonymous No.]

Here's a rapey Raiju, I'll put it in the next chapter of my story so don't worry about the expiration. Just wanted to share some lewds.

http://pastebin.com/F8QN9N2d

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>>14572946
Hobby heart has pretty straight forward cleaning instructions for their stuff in their faq, and they'll do custom 7 meter dakis

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>>14572937
keeping all those things balanced on her tail wouldn't tire her out? does that work like a limb at all? if i try to do that my arms would tire quickly.

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>>14572926
What if she wants to make her cute husband cuter?

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>>14572982
How? She's thinks you're acceptable levels of cute.

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>>14572981
Miia stronk

And I would massage her sore snek muscles and make her feel relaxed and happy

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>>14572983
Only acceptable? I can be cuter than that.

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>>14572986
There's no need to be any cuter.

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>>14572989
Yes, it's the need to be the very best for my wife. I mean, I don't want her thinking I'm fine with just acceptable, I want to give her the best. What if she thinks the colors I want to paint our room are "acceptable" and not "I love them!"? What if she thinks the eggs I cook every breakfast for her are only "acceptable"?

I just want to give her the best everything, not just what's acceptable.

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>>14572989
There is if she's going to fug him in his boy pussy later

Has to be the perfect girl

With a penis

And she'll have a long girthy strapon


She'll just flop it out and make him deep throat it to make it nice and slick

And give him the ride of his life

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>>14572981
She's not raising her entire tail in the air, so it wouldn't be that bad. Just like raising up your forearm while keeping your elbow on a surface.

Also, think about how strong a lamia tail would be. Think about how much Miia would weigh,and consider that all of her weight would be working upon her tail, the only limb which she can use to mobilise herself. When Darling fears for his life every time Miia hugs him, that's not hyperbole. Miia's whole tail is very likely strong enough to crush a human like a watermelon in a car compactor, and with enough endurance to work her way through an entire army of Darlings like that.

Snek is Stronk.

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>>14572993
But there's no need to go to extremes just to look cuter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14572999
Yes there is

Look your bestu for waifu

[Anonymous No.]

Does your waifu know how to cook? We already know Miiafag's can't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14572999
If it's for her extremes are perfectly acceptable.

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>>14572841
Their nature as pleasure/electricity takers, rather than givers(thunderbird) and their heightened nymphomania makes them come across as selfish

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>>14573003
Yes she can

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573008
No she can't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573003
Please do not judge

Miia is a master chef

of poison

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573002
>>14573005
But she's not into girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573011
I was talking about my waifu, not about Miia

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>>14573015
What is she, gay?

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>>14573019
Oh. My bad. Carry on.

[Anonymous No.]

If I'm reading KC's last post right, it seems he wants to do doujins more often.

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>>14573015
It's not gay if it's her husband wearing the dress.

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>>14573012
How often do you think you'd need to get your stomach pumped?

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>>14573003
She'd probably be used to having it made for her, at first.
I think she could pick it up with few difficulties, though.

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>>14573020
>>14573031
It's still weird.

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>>14573032
Every time she wanted to try cooking

Probably once a week

I would prefer cooking most of the time, and I'm pretty good at it, but I wouldn't argue if she wanted to try, I couldn't say no to her

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>>14573003
>>14573035 Sounds about right. I'd be happy to cook for her too though.

We could take turns.

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>>14573036
That can't be denied. But Monster Girls are weird by default. A Dragon Girl having sex with her husband while he wears a dress doesn't make it much more weirder.

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>>14573040
No one can say no to a snake cloaca, anon.

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>>14573035
This is a perfect picture.

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>>14572981
Snakes can support their entire body weightoff a fraction of their tail

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>>14573047
It's gay.

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>>14573066
It's not gay until his wife calls in an alp for a three way.

And even then it's only a little gay.

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>>14573056
There are many perfect pictures. This is also one.

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>>14573071
Getting fucked in a dress is gay.

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>>14573075
No it isn't, there's a boy and a girl involved which makes it straight. Do you even know what these words mean?

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>>14572950
Ryoko is nasty.

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>>14573075
Anon if you're fucking a dragon girl you're pretty straight, even if you are wearing a dress while doing it.

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>>14573075
>clothing affects whether or not sticking your penis in a dragon pussy is gay or not

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>>14573085
And then she gets sick tons of my holst cattle due to her mofu bacteria.

I want to take care of sick holsts.

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>>14573094
What if she was using a strap-on?

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLBAFJWbd30

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>>14573103
Then it's still a guy and a girl having sex, which is heterosexual by definition.

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>>14573103
Why would she? She has a perfectly good tail.

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>>14573107
It's not gay in definition, but still has homoerotic elements.

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>>14573113
I like the way you think.

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>>14573119
A guy and a girl having sex is homoerotic, you heard it here first folks.

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Let me get this shit straight, it is completely gay to want to fuck someone who has no dick and wants to be literally rammed from behind like an alp but crossdressing is completely normal?

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>>14573113
The scales would tear apart your rectum.

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>>14573127
>Guy wearing a dress
>Being done up the butt

Don't pretend it's not slightly, even if it's not outright gay.

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>>14573129
If it had a dick but there is no dick anymore is still gay?

I'm kind of actually confused right now.

[Anonymous No.]

I see some people here like to play pretend. As in, pretending to be retarded. Stop responding.

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>>14573131
I don't get it. Are you saying the Dragon is a dyke because he's wearing a dress?

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>>14573129
Wait, when did pegging come up? No one even mentioned pegging originally, only cross dressing.

[Anonymous No.]

More MG Maids when?

[Anonymous No.]

Well the cat's gone now. Post cats.

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>>14573133
Alps are truly an existential quandary I'm not sure I'm comfortable finding out.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to take her on a date to a expensive UFC fight

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>>14573162
What's the best defense when in a room full of catgirls in their estrus cycle?

I would personally bring some disinfectant for the wounds.

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>>14573170
I want to date an Ogre who's basically Natsuo from Teppuu, only instead of wanting a guy taller than her she'd settle for me.

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>>14573170
Nothing better than MGs in modern day clothing.
>>14573173
60 spray bottles.

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>>14573173
Citrus fruit. They won't get withing an arm's reach of you if you've got lemons or even oranges.

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>>14573170
I keep seeing this pic
she got a story or name or something?

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>>14573174
>being under six feet
Who let the manlets in here?

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>>14573189
We just kind of come under the door.

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>>14573189
/fit/ don't start

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>>14573189
We're taller than the shortstacks though.

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>>14573179
Is that true? can i use it to fight and bully the cat kingdom?

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>>14573160
Mantis maidguards.

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>>14573180
not that I know of
no point of making a story for her, she's just a sally in clothes, nothing special
she doesn't deserve a name

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>>14573201
Yes. Just try it, peel an orange and try to make a cat smell it. The other day I dropped the peels too close to a sleeping cat and he woke up and ran away from them.

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>>14573210
Welcome to the Maid Kingdom!

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>>14573213
how would you feel if someone did make a OC out of her

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>>14573160
We have enough maidfags fighting with each other.

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>>14573189
>Not average short masterrace
Whatever, nerd, more tall girls for me.

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>>14573224
depends on how the story goes
I would like to have a salamander OC that isn't rose. not saying rose is bad, I just one something else

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>>14573241
Want*

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>>14573226
What do they fight about? i thought all maidfags liked maid dresses and aprons.

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>>14573176
>60 spray bottles.
Great. Now I want to strap water-balloons under a coat, go out into the streets, and hug random catgirls.
I'm decently sure all the scratches I'd endure would be worth it.

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>>14573257
Which maid is better.

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>>14573260
We all fight about which waifu is better, it doesn't make it a problem though.

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>>14572950
>It’s treason, then?
Pffhahaha fuk

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>>14573222
I want a whole collection of maids.
>Mantis maid bodyguards
>Shoggoth maid chefs
>A mix of Kikimora and Elf standard cleaning maids
>A head maid who is a glasses wearing Kikimora in her early 40's

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>>14573264
This is what we asked for, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

You're walking to the park with your monmusu gf when this salty john sees you from across the street, says something about loyalty and pulls out a fucking sword.

What do you do?

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>>14573273
You are truly my long lost bloodkin.

[Anonymous No.]

>go to sleep
>thread is good
>wake up
>read posts while I was sleeping during America time
>all the edgy 13 year olds, shitposters, and maledomfags came out of their holes in the ground

Very very happy that I sleep through peak Murritime.

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>>14573230
And I get the actually tall tall girls.
Manlets, when will they learn?
What monster girl would Toyone be?

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>>14573264
>>14573274

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>>14573275
Pull out my own sword and then tell her to back off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573275
Sic my battle Kobolds on her.

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>>14573275
Tell her to get lost.

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>>14573280
>And I get the actually tall tall girls.
What's tall for you is only taller for me, genius. All that time on /fit/ is doing wonders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573305
And?

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>>14573275
Take up my hat and wizard stick

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>>14573310
And the taller in relation to you, to an extent, the better.

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>>14573275
My waifu has a sword too.

I bet she's better with it.

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>>14573275
Miia is the most loyal though

Cerea aint got shit on her

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>>14573322
Don't care,

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>>14573325
>Miia
>more loyal than Lala

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>>14573325
If we don't get a harem end, I hope Miia wins, even though Cerea and Rachnee are my favorites. Not that I dislike Miia or anything.

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>>14572950
This ho is crazy, you don't do that to a guy!

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>>14573279
>frogposting

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>>14573337
I wouldn't call being interested in a undying man, loyal

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>>14573350
>Condoms
No thanks. If I wanted to feel nothing and leave disappointed, I'd go watch a chick flick.

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>>14573363
She wins when he eventually dies and is willing to wait for an immortal man to die.

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>>14573373
Condoms aren't bad, so long as you're just saving up that semen for one huge monstergirl drenching or drinking frenzy.
http://i.4cdn.org/h/1447971660414.png

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tie my Kobold daughteru to my belly upside-down so she is forced to put her face in my crotch! Then I want to kiss and cuddle with my waifu!

[Anonymous No.]

Why are elins such fucking sluts?

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>>14573382
That means she'll never win, and she'll be sitting back while darling makes his choice and falls in love and lives his life

If darling does somehow die, it will be too late and his heart will never be hers

That's not loyalty, that's cowardice

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>>14573427
She is waiting as long as it takes so that they can be together.

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>>14573396
When will the lewdness end?

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>>14573396
Sounds ruff.

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>>14573411
Because soft and squishy and wonderful.

I want a Loli Lich with Elin-tier softness.

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>>14573460
Lewdness is for life anon, lewdness never ends.

>>14573464
I don't think it's that bad. I mean, I get to hear her giggle with my cock all the way down her throat when I play the bongos on her little butt!

[Anonymous No.]

Can we get a picture of a Raiju doing the Sheev Smile?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573479
I'd rather a Raiju saying
>Use my pussy, I beg of you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573484
>Use my pussy, i beg of you!
They talk like proud lizardmen now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573471
Fuck you man, that made me laugh and it gave me a boner.
You aren't supposed to dick the daughteru.

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>>14573471
Sounds. RUFF.

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>>14573486
It's a Sheev quote, though.
>Use my knowledge, I beg of you!

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>>14573487
You aren't supposed to do a lot of things that you still end up doing anon.

>>14573500
If you say so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573484
>"Are you going to fuck me?"
>"I would certainly like to."
>"I know you would. I can feel your boner. It gives you focus, makes you stronger."

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>>14573507
>Cum inside my womb, and your journey to the Dark Side will be complete!

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>>14573514
It would be fun to tease her and cum on her belly at the last moment.

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>>14573522
>I've been waiting a long time for this... my little, pink friend!
And then she deep-throats you while you're on your refractory period.

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>>14573526
She wouldn't get me very deep, unless she gets my balls in there too.

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>>14573522
That's when she'd glare at you.

>"So be it... Jedi. If you will not be turned, you will be destroy."

Expect to be shocked.

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>>14573539
>you will be destroy.
Go back to bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573541
DO NOT WANT!

[Anonymous No.]

I don't like sandpaper pussy
It's rough
And coarse
And my blood gets everywhere

[Anonymous No.]

>get adopted as a baby by Minotaur family in the mg variant of Spanish culture.
>get doted on by your 20 older sister (and 10 younger ones who still treat you as a delicate flower)
>they all think your in constant need of assistance since you couldnt keep up with their roughhousing when you where younger.
>not allowed to carry heavy objects
>not allowed to go out at night alone
>even when you are allowed out alone one of the sisters always stalks you just in case.
>cheer them on for every football match (with all the big family's each team usually consists of one generation)
>dont even get to meet your suitors because of interference from your sisters.
>Had a fun night out with a salamander you met
>next day she had to leave town
>your only true dream is becoming a matador
>your mother wants to hear none of it and tells you you would make a perfect house dad like your father.

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>>14573275
But how can she be across the street if she's right beside me?

[Anonymous No.]

Dragon girls are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573566
That's some bullshit, If there was a time to run away that would be it.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have a tanuki rival hire a kunoichi to assassinate me only for me to find out that she got one of the 'bargain' ones.

>Hear loud thump in the night
>Grab 'Doc Shock' brand monster incapacitation device, a curious invention that has the dubious honor of doubling as a dildo and taser, before going to investigate.
>Expect everything from a stray werewolf to a slime that's looking for a little mid-winter snack.
>Instead find a quite chubby, kunoichi groaning on the floor, her big bottom making her 'panties' look more like a thong.
>Turns out she's a bargain because she's quite clumsy and has never actually passed any of her stealth courses.

I would be quite underwhelmed but excited nonetheless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573566
Sounds awful desu senpai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14572611
Every morning. Every night.

Every time she seems to need a pick me up.

>>14573275
Pull out my own, and duel her without saying a single word. Save my breaking speech for after the fight is over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573576
Indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14572611
All day, every day, with a bunch of sweets on the side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573576
Dragon Daughterus are adorable.

Shame I've only ever had one decent idea involving one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573585
>>14573594
but who would be brave enough to whisk you away anon?

or will you be a brave young lad and sneak out at night.
wearing a mask to train to be the best matador ever.
Then when you pass the qualifiers and enter the main tournament you are up against your oldest sister
Not even in her wildest dreams would she expect her delicate brother here, so not even your smell betrays you.
But can you really crush your sisters pride.
And an even better question, can you even beat her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573599
Nigga that's a T-Rex

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573622
Same difference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573632
Dem reptile thights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573632
Well, in-so-far as the myths of dragons were inspired by early archaeological findings, sure...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573350
Condom...on a tentacle...
Why can't the demon lord squash out the Feminist plague?

>>14573387
>miia
>bushy pubes
Wut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573632
So where do you put it in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573649
In the front.
Under the dress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573609
Man I don't give a shit about being "whisked away", I just want to get away from that family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573647
Well...she has hair, right? So...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573622
Dinosaurs are considered Dragons in Japan, so it checks out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573656
suddenly bowser makes a lot more sense

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573653
Is it still somewhere on her human half, or am I gonna have to fuck the dinosaur part?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573609
This is it, all the sweat and blood spilled during training will be for nothing if i don't beat my eldest sister here and now, a legend will be born today!

Wish me luck!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573662
Where the hell does turtle come in though? Just any reptile?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573664
Human half.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573664
>>14573670
Why do monster girls with animal pussies even exist? Wouldn't human pussies pretty much always be superior and more appealing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573664
Does it matter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573654
Why must you be such a difficult son.
Why cant you act more like the other boys.
Tomorrow your going to pick flowers with Joseph across the street. and your sisters will accompany you both, THATS FINAL.

>>14573665
Using all the knowledge you manage to beat your sister in the ancient arts of bull fighting. Alas she took your mask just before she lost.

You go into hiding until the finals, and if you know anything about your family, your mother will be your opponent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573664
You've seen her nude, does it look like she has a cunny?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573677
Dolphin pussy is supposed to be great

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573677
Do you realize how many people are there that are into horse pussy?

Yeah, we humans are sick fucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573679
Quite a lot, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573683
>cunny
Why do people call it that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573677
Bestiality was more legal than homosexuality until last year, at least in the US.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there anything sadder than a cow with a flat chest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573695
A Kobold who can't go wan-wan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573695
A fat kunoichi
Although I would totally bang both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573689
Do you prefer snatch? twat? cunt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573695
A gazer with cataracts

A mind flayer with dementia

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573695
Onee-Familiars denied their otoutos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573699
I haven't ever thought about my preference, I just wonder why people call it that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573698
I want a fat Kunoichi to cuddle and reassure her she's stealthy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573681
There is no going back now, the title of greatest matador on earth awaits me!

All or nothing, anon, all or nothing, i am not going against my family to be just a mediocre matador.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573677
What makes animal pussies so different from other monster parts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573702
tell that to this anon
>>14573654

why would he want to disappoint his familia and sadden his onee-sans

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573700
>A mind flayer with dementia
Could Mindflayers pass on mental disorders like regular viruses and infections when she tentacle-izes you?

That's a scary thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573649
Somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573695
succubus with low libido

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573705
You say that but now you're just asking for her to trip while trying to sneak up on you so that her overly large breasts are pressed into your face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573695
How can you milk something you can barely grasp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573700
My friend's grandmother has dementia, shit's really depressing.
Yesterday she was cradling a doll and calling it by my friend's name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573712
Why did you post a picture of a blanket?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573719
Have you forgotten you have fingers anon? All you need to do is stimulate her little nipples and maybe give her flat chest a massage and you're in business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573714
Absolutely. I'd even hug her from behind if she felt bad and get her some of her favorite snacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573719
I remember that back on /a/, someone wrote about a flat-chested Elf getting successfully milked.
Shame I don't remember his pastebin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573677
Do you even ancient greeks

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573727
Forgive my ignorance since i am no peasant, but i thought that to milk a cow you had to press and then move downwards, using just fingers would only milk another certain part of her body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573743
But this is a people, not a cow. Her breasts work like people breasts because they are people breasts, not cow udders. Seriously anon, anatomy. Learn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573748
I don't even know anymore anon, most of the MG anatomy still confuses me.

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly neaghborhood reminder that all daughterus should be locked in chastity bras and belts so that they remain pure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573738
Then I hope you're ready to see her wide hips and grand bottom swaying as she walks down the hallway, a small smile on her face, although that last one would be hidden behind the veil.

Also, don't tease her poochy belly too much, it makes her embarrassed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573756
Well, the people bits have people biology, and the monster bits have monster biology. There's a little overlap obviously, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573764
Well I'd pretend not to see her hips or huge rear, otherwise she might think she isn't stealthy.

But you sure as hell better believe I will tease her cute tubby belly though. Tease and grope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573762
>Not wanting your daughteru to rape her shota childhood friend with who is planning to marry once they're older

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573773
All according to plan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573773
Absolutely not. If I ever find she's been trying to rape poor, innocent shotas then she's wearing a straitjacket and ballet boots until she can behave. I'm also going to have to put her in the segufix at bedtime so she can't sneak out at night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573772
Well, then she's going to hide behind her hands so you can't see her blush.

What next? Nibbling her pointed ears?
Tail stroking?

Slipping beneath her little loincloth and pushing her pink panties aside so you can eat her out, causing her to shudder and sigh until she wraps her thick thighs around your head?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573779
Well it is not like she rapes shotas everywhere, she just want one special shota for herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573785
Well, the screening process I have for potential suitors is very long. She won't be raping anybody anytime soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573779
>segufix
Those are unnecessarily sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573784
Oh, that last one! There's nothing better than giving cunninglus to a girl who wraps her big thick soft thighs around your head, pulling it towards her with one hand while she bites the other, trying to keep herself from moaning with pleasure!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573810
Would you take her to bed next?
laying her on her back and taking off her veil so that you can get an up close and personal look at her expression as you take her in a mating press, watching the soft girl try and do her best to keep any noises from slipping out from her lips?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573762
I know this is abusive and probably bait, but putting lolis in chastity is muh fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

Are enemas haram /mgt/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573819
Eh, it's less of a shit-stirrer than mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573695
AY HOL UP SENPAI

It got me thinking. Doesn't mamonobama make your waifu the ideal partner for you? So if you like dfc, then she stays dfc right? It would probably frustrate her why her tits aren't growing like they're supposed to tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573711
Mindflayers don't have human brains so it would be strange for them to contract human diseases

The true worst case scenario involving a Mindflayer is having one finding her way in a human settlement

She would turn a few human girls into Mindflayers who, in turn, will do the same and that process will repeat until the entire place is filled with mindless sex thralls having 24/7 sex with their Mindflayer waifu

That's why I'll teach my Mindflayer daughter properly so she doesn't do that kind of stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573825
What is yours?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573830
Mayhap it is one of the forbidden fetishes, the ones denied by the lords of the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573823
I see nothing wrong with it, but I'm a /d/eviant anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573823
As long as it isn't about the shit and more about the lewdness and filling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573830
A few of the more notable ones would be weight gain, inflation, a couple different expansion types, preg/hyper preg, muscle/muscle growth (although no hyper muscle) and force feeding.

I would enjoy strapping an angel to a machine and getting her nice and thick.

That's why I don't don't post it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573823
Yes, very haram, but there is a big exception for semen enemas, those are even recommended

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573840
I've seen worse. I have worse.

[Anonymous No.]

How tired of your bullshit are the local courtesans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573853
Well they hate that I yell out movie quotes every time I finish.

[Anonymous No.]

When you're writing a story, have you ever referred to other writefag stories in order to determine how you plan to structure your story?
I'm attempting prose for the first time ever, so I wouldn't mind some input.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573853
I know the oppai loli fox is tired of me renting her out for an hour so I can fondle her ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573695
A Baphomet with big boobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573857
No but I've made references to other writefags' works as jokes, same as with any other media.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573853
Pretty tired, I imagine. They can only take so much self-pity.

>Go to shrink, who says lack of sex causes depression
>Go to courtesan, who turns me down for bringing her down

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573857
Ah, fresh meat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573870
We're referencing Green Day songs now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573857
There's nothing wrong with getting inspiration from other writefags, but it would be more beneficial to look at the pieces of actual writers, especially if you're making a short story

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573860

>>14573872
I've been here for two years now, but I was too chickenshit to write anything aside from some greentexts that nobody cared about.
But ever since I got that busty Familiar from VCRs stream I felt the need to write about her.

[Anonymous No.]

>We will never have are of Komodo Onee-san

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573883
Funny how we lose and gain writers in waves.
>>14573887
>have are
Are? What's an are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573695
Armless Yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573890
>Funny how we lose and gain writers in waves.
It's been almost a year since I started writing here, I hope this dry spell goes away soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573893
Sounds like she'd express her frustration at being unable to hug through art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573893
She'll just hug you with her legs anon, unlesss she's a quad-amp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573880
>but it would be more beneficial to look at the pieces of actual writers
Sounds like a good idea.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to join the annual Sabbath Bondage Contest with my Kiki daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573890
Art. Art of Komodo Onee-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573924
How to spot a Quicksilver.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573924
Who does the tying up?
>>14573925
Ah. Well this is troublesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1457389
>The Joy of Feet Painting
>Now let's take our 2 inch brush and paint a happy little snow field
>And here's a man poorly dressed for the weather, let's give him a nice, warm Wendigo friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573927
How to spot a stalker-anon.

>>14573929
There are categories for femdom, maledom and couples.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573930
Meant to reply to
>>14573897

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573893
>>14573897
She'd get really strong legs so she can leg-lock you all the time, she could also get her sister to come in behind her and hug you with her arms so that the first Yeti can pretend she's hugging you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573925
Haven't read that one but do you mind describing her just in case a drawfag is lurking about

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573883
Thanks for the art, but Baphomets don't seem to like big tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573935
>Spoiler
Not really. It's just that Loli + Bondage is pretty much your shtick at this point; so it's an easy call.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573948
>Baphomets don't seem to like big tits
That's racist! They can have whatever tits they want to!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573950
I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

My lord! Should we pursue Lu Bu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573959
I don't even know what that is. Go away you silly elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573959
What do Star Ocean and Dynasty Warriors have in common?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573959
Fubu? Only trash wears that stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573959
What is this knife-ear doing in my ranks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573959
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573959
Oh for fucks sake, those jailers are so fired. They keep letting the slaves out of their cages, I might just have to attend to them myself.
A commander shouldn't have to debase himself so, but I don't see success coming otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573959
No, leave it to me.
That centaur will taste my blade this day!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573968
Hey that's racist, Fubu is one of the most popular brand amongst dark elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573954
Except in the case that they eat wonderland cakes, they can't.

>That's racist!
They are the racist ones.
>Kukuku, it's the greatest secret spell, the pride and joy of my sabbath. I'll change any woman who comes before me into an adorable, childish form..... Or so I'd like to say, but when I tried casting it on a holstaurus, those disgusting breasts remained, and she ended up as a 'big breasted loli!' Ugh!

>>14573959
Who are you, dear ?

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that Elves are a bunch of smelly, stinky whiners.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574004
Sounds like somebody's upset their fleet was sunk at Elf Cliff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573998
Oppai loli holsts are pure of heart!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574004
Dwarf pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574004
i would a smelly stinky whiner

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573959
When will you learn? DO NOT PURSUE LU BU!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574007
No, I just know that elves are jerks who don't deserve love or attention.

Just strict, uncomfortable bondage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574023
>Just strict, uncomfortable bondage.
Now this is something I can get behind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574013
Of course.
After all, all the Holsts are pure and deserve more love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574021
I want to give that elf larger hips and a bigger bottom!

I want to make it so that she gets stuck in doorways and has to take up two seats on the bus!


She can remain flat as a board though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574035
I want to start up a dairy farm for all the homeless, orphaned oppai loli Holsts! And the flat ones too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574035
I'm not sure about that, I heard that they don't mind getting tipped, fondled and even milked by complete strangers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574054
>complete strangers
Those are called future husbands anon.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to outdrink an Oni!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574061
>and then anon was kill

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574054
That's why they are so pure!
They know that people love their breasts so they let people touch them so like that they are happy.
They just want to bring more happiness!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574046
A good goal, although I can sell you a few lactation enhancing potions if you need to give the girls a boost.
Oppai lolis can't produce as much naturally as their full grown opposites can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574072
Maybe only in dire cases. I'd like to keep things as natural as possible, even though it's more work. That just means I get to spend more time with the girls though, and that's not bad at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574061
I want to have fun with onis!

>>14574072
No need for potions.
He can just use his semen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573997
>Their only exposure to use prior to coming to our world is western pop culture
>Monster girls arrive on Earth already infected by ghetto culture
Jesus Christ how horrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574091
>Monster girls arrive on Earth already infected by ghetto culture
Where's that paladin sign up sheet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574080
That's fine.
Some of these things are pretty strong.
Use too much and that oppai loli may find herself pinned down by a size of oversized titties.

>>14574087
True, impregnation can double holstaur milk production.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to slap an oppai loli Holst's titties around and call her a bad girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574118
But then she's going start moaning/mooing and get all red-faced as her thighs rub together.

You don't want to accidentally make an oppai-loli holst orgasm do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574122
>accidentally
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574122
If she does, I'm just going to slap her harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574125
Good man, it would be rude to- Oh!
You mean that you want to do it on purpose.

>>14574132
But then she's going to be writhing and squirming with glazed over eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574138
More slaps! More slaps for the oppai loli Holst's titties!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574142
Please anon!
You're going to turn her into a masochist at this rate!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574155
I don't care! She deserves it for being such a lewd little girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574162
I hope that you're not wearing red.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574162
But she's just going to get lewder!
She'll wear shorter skirts and lacy white underwear and a bra that has a hole where her nipples can poke through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574171
No, unless she can see my underwear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574175
That's just asking for more titty slaps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574183
If you continue to bully this Holst, the Sabbath will "reward" you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574183
No anon!
You're going to break her!

Any further and she'll be walking around in a tank top that just barely stretches across her breasts and a skirt that does little more than let you see the bottom of an overly large dildo that stretches her out like a fairy trying to take a water bottle.

[Anonymous No.]

This is...an odd ghost story.
http://exhentai.org/s/90602a2480/890445-1

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574201
The only way this can get lewder is if she's using it to plug up all the spunk plugged into her, keeping her belly full and round from everything she's been getting.
up until she's actually impregnated and has a big ol' preggo belly.

[Anonymous No.]

Which one do you want? The blue wock, or the red wock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574235
I'd rather a demi-Wock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574235

neither

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574235
The red one, i want to be an awakened master.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574235
What's the difference?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574235
I want a black and yellow one, HA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574235
The green and purple wock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574244
You take the blue wock—the story ends, you wake up in your bed with the wock and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red wock—you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember: all I'm offering is the wock. Nothing more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14572841
Because rather than do lewd things to a Raiju I'd let a Raiju daughteru ride on my shoulders so we could Gattai into Sheevu

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574235
I take the daring Wock of mystery: Darkwing Wock.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=375ENQbru8s

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574252
What if I take this >>14574250
wock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574258
That's my wock. I need it to stay healthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574252
>How deep the rabbit hole goes

I now have the image of a March Hare in Morpheus's costume who then fucks the guy if he takes the red wock.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574235
The blue one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574283
I want to go swimming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574283
Oh no! Beach bullies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574283
Where is my shark MG KC?
I want to be bullied!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574283
Please don't ruin my sandcastle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574283
>Those abs
>Those tits
>Those eyes

>That fucking everything

[Anonymous No.]

just watched cabin in the woods, very enjoyable movie

how would this be done in the MG world to stop the ancients lilims of old to arise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574283
I want to go worming for shark lolis!

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw if MGE ever became real there would be lewdness everywhere
>Any and all hobbies, places, or environments would be infected
>Not even reading or walking through the park would be safe

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574283
I want to sacrifice them to the bully god!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574328
Not even your house would be safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574329
But they are the bullies goddesses!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574328
I can stay in my house the...
>>14574337
Wait how?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YinkbnaBgIk

>Shark Girls descended from the blood of Kamohoalii
>Manticores of the sea
>Can transform between shark-girl and full shark form to terrorize you
>The most feared is the CC Great White Shark Girl covered in scars off the shore of the East Coast USA

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574356
>>The most feared is the CC Great White Shark Girl covered in scars off the shore of the East Coast USA
She's just feared because of her size and the bad rep the movies gave her.

It's Bull Shark Girls the ones you have to look out for.

[Anonymous No.]

Are Swords monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574346
Your SE would attract lewd MGs around your house.
Be cautious anon.
If you stay in your house for a long time and if you aren't lucky, Devil Bugs or Beezlebubs will catch you.
No one is safe.

[Anonymous No.]

Spoopy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574346

Slimes traveling via the sewers or through your water pipes, Ghosts, Karakasa Obake, Chochin Obake and other tsukumogami ,Stronger monsters simply breaking down your door and taking you away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574329
>Sacrificing bullies to the bully god
That's not how this works, Anon. An offering is something that they want. It's pretty clear that what you have to offer to the bully god is something that it will want to bully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574374
The Tsukumogami type are for certain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574367
I want to lick Jaws-chan's scars

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574375
>>14574381
Right time for plan B. Get the hell out of doge and try to get to a farm as fast as I can and touch the cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574387
well the type I'm talking about are blue and do ballet

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574384
>"recess" style mg school.
>MC anon is sacrificed to the kindergarten hellpups so they wont bully anyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574384
>Implying the stronger bullies don't naturally pick on the weaker bullies.
It's a food chain. The rules of nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574375
>Devil Bugs and Beelzebubs
https://youtu.be/K26uTS35lZA

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574397
Yes, Fi does fit monstergirl criteria.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574395
This is probably your best plan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574381
>Implying any monster would settle for me

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw I keep revising and changing characters around so much I feel like I'm not making amy progress
aww

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574374
>Swords
>Not girls
Please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574424
I'm currently working on describing a characters physical features.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574424

>Make some progress in the story
>Start doubting myself and get stuck on how to make it better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574381
>Stronger monsters simply breaking down your door and taking you away
So basically any MG?

>>14574395
Harpies, Slimes or Slugs may catch you.

>>14574404
Not enough fire.

>>14574408
>Master, my analysis suggests there is a 99,9% probability that you will be raped by me.
Now let's fight and use your dick like a sword.
I hope that fabulous Sword Alps with long tongues don't exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574433
Yeah, I put that bit on hold for awhile, until I know how to break up the description of a character's looks and clothes to an MC who's never met a monstergirl. just want the audience to have an accurate picture of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574440
damn
>Now let's fight and use your dick like a sword.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574435
Exactly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574450

And I have 2 unfinished stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574283
Do shark girls suffer from tonic immobility just like real sharks, or does it just make them more relaxed/ friendlier?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574452
I feel for you anon. I have 1 in progress, 2 i should probably go back to, and at least 5 Ideas that I want to write before they get stale in my head.

[Anonymous No.]

Pouty wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574440
I can get more fire, but it's slightly less practical for your situation. Now take your pick:

M132 Heavy Flamethrower
https://youtu.be/8pRihxvk4YY

White Phosphorus
https://youtu.be/owQI9NDR2ro

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574458
Nice face on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574453
>Having sex with a shark girl
>She's on top, riding you
>Wrap your arms around her and twist so she's on her back, lying under you
>Her rough, energetic behavior quickly subsides
>She's lying there with a dopey smile on her face, totally relaxed
>She starts trying to nuzzle up to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574453
They become lewder.

>>14574458
Lamias are love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574463
Or you can find a Dragon waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574453
>>14574470
>although in sharks exhibiting the behaviour, some scientists relate it to mating, arguing that biting by the male immobilizes the female and thus facilitates mating.[2]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574442
Luckily the story I'm attempting to write shouldn't be overly long since it's just smut with character interactions sprinkled in-between.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574474
But if you have a Dragon waifu then you'd probably don't need to burn your house down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Q7vqvRZg4M
>chesire_nabs_anon.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574458
Happy wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574470
Ahhhhh, that sound incredibly cute. I hope she's not sensitive, because I'm going to give her headpats and cuddles all night long. All the while she gets more and more flustered as she slow starts opening up her romantic side to me.

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>>14574480
Sometimes, they are still mamonos who want you as a husband, even if you're married.
They ask your wife if she doesn't mind that her husband has an harem.
Now you see why a Dragon can be useful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574491
cute snek

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574453
Why does it matter, nobody will ever write shark girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574512
Tarrek kinda did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574512
I know, but I can still dream for it to happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574512
I wrote a couple greentexts about them a while back about them being able to smell blood from miles away and having their husband's blood send them into a breeding frenzy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573762
>not dicking them during their first estrus

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574408
I wonder what you'd need to do to give Fi arms.
After all, how can we Hold hands if she has none

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574534
>daughteru dicking
For what purpose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574539
Fi can manage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574543
why is this so funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574541
Love between flesh and blood relatives>the rest

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574548
Her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574549
If that were true, no new families would even get started.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574556
>applying logic to porn
I bet you don't believe in fairies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574543
I don't want Swole Fi! She'll make the sword too big! I'm not Cloud!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574549
But you're gonna screw up and imprint her to you.
How do you form a Tanuki financial empire when all your spin-offs want to have a merger?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574561
Good girls do as daddy says. Otherwise you've failed as a parent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574559
They suck either way, real or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574569
>fae
Yes
>MGE fairies
Nah. Pixies a shit though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574512
>>14574519
>>14574527
I like shark girls enouh that I'll make the first story I contribute to the threads a sharkgirl one. I'll do my best to make sure that it comes out alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574576
Bless you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574576
I trust you, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Which shortstack MG would be the most fun to pick up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574604
The ones that squirm the the hardest when you do so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574426
>Polishing with cum
Lewd. Very lewd indeed. I like it.

>>14574440
>I hope that fabulous Sword Alps with long tongues don't exist.
Would Monster Girl Ghirahim be just as frightening as ambiguously gendered but probably male Ghirahim?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574604
All of them.
Personal preference to the beastgirls. Teasing a Hinezumi about her build and lack of reach would be a jolly good time.
...can you pick up a slime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574604
A shortstack goth Apophis who wants to be seen as scary but gets flustered when picked up or head patted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574617
>...can you pick up a slime?

Sure if they're body is firm enough so that it doesn't run through your fingers when you try

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574617
You probably can, with some difficulty.
>>14574618
>A shortstack goth Apophis

Mmm yes perfect. I want to pick her up and call her my mistress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574618
This is one of those things that falls into "Needs to be drawn"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574618
Lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574593
>>14574579
Trust that I will deliver, but what species should I do first? A great white to get it out of the way first or perhaps something else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574519
Then dream on, because I sure as fuck don't plan to revisit any cliché bullshit after the Waterworld kiss greentext.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574652
Great white may work best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574672
You're probably right, I'll save the other ones for future stories if I can work them out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574519
>Not remembering all the beach bully and swim club stories from when they were flavor of the month

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574615
She would be frightening in a bed.
She probably would look like Druella too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14572732
Google search only leads me to 9fag, but I refuse to believe they created this. What is it originally from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574719
Mama.
I believe it's also a Guillermo Del Toro film.

[Anonymous No.]

I literally have no idea what to write that won't piss people off to the point of being treated even more like Bob

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574746
What are you planning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14573280
I tried finding a sauce for this and got to this site here: http://iyashieromanga.com/archives/0001809.html
Do you have a sadpanda link? I can't read anything on the page I found.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574746
Aftyn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574746
In case you can't tell, this general has more than a fair share of vocal shitposters that will treat you like Bob if you even think about writing something that disrupts their wavelength. A monsterboy in a story, passing-by mentions of yuri, finding a stranger in the alps, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574772
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS LARRY. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574725
many thanks, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574772
The Alps would be a cool name for a mountainside brothel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574328
>monster girls regard all forms of non-sexual recreation as either pointless wastes of time or overly elaborate foreplay
>only interested in art if it's lewd
>only interested in sports if they involve full-body contact
>only interested in literature if it's lewd
>can't bring them to D&D night without them trying to turn it into ERP
>can't take them kite flying without them trying to drag you into the bushes for outdoor sex
>can't take them to fancy restaurants without them loudly asking the waiter what menu item is the most potent aphrodesiac

Fuck these cunts, I'm settling down with a nice human girl who actually shares my interests.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm now either 1/3rd or 50% through my first ever writefag story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574837
Ganbatte, Anon-kun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574746
Just write whatever you want. Learn to differentiate between constructive criticism and whiny internet fuckwits and just ignore the latter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574830
Get a crow tengu mang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574837
You can do it anon, you've already completed the hardest part.

Whenever I've tried writing I've always deleted it right before that stage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574830
Monster girls adjust to the girl of best fit for her husband, so she either naturally or begins to share your interests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574849
The smut I'm writing isn't going to be that long thankfully since I'm still inexperienced.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to call a tank of a Minotaur cute and get her in a girly, pink dress

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574849
I've been at it for weeks now but i can't start, I've even decided to do it in greentext format but that doesn't make it any easier somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574746
Write about how Anon's wolfgirl waifu gives him Wonderland Tea as a birthday present so he can fuck her as a massive lusty w- oh, wait.

How about a wise and evil matango who escapes from her 2000 year imprisonment so she can dominate the world, one happy, drooling meathost at a time?

Or maybe a travelling mantis warrior who decapitates her victims and eats their... Wow, I really am awful at thinking up ideas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574886
I thought matangos where in damnatio memoriae?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574855
If so than shits about to get kinky

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574830
Personally, I've always thought of the "They like X when it's sexy" thing less as "They only like it if it's related to sex", and more that, as they were pretty much made for sex, and only more recently began to branch out, they prefer to have sexuality present in all things so as to better acclimate themselves to it. The more time goes by, and the more exposure they have to something, the more they'd come to appreciate the non-sexual aspects.

That's how I look at things anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574859
Short smut is nice, starting with simple things helps too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574902
Jeez, I hope not. Matangos are lovely.
I've actually played around with an idea about a guy who finds a tiny matango in the middle of a forest. She's spent her whole life in the underbrush, and isn't even aware of the existence of humans until our MC comes along. After that, he starts bringing her things like photos of human culture and places, soil samples from far away, and all sorts of souvenirs to broaden her inquisitive mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574870
Muscular girls in feminine outfits is my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574933
OH FUCK MORE JINKO ART

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574933
How about muscular girls in winter clothing?
>>14574938
It came from the same request stream as that Familiar image from earlier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574926
He will doom us all!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574923
I just started things off with some exposition and a little bit of dialogue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574926
I can see this going full Saya no Uta in a hurry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574785
Mountainside MG maid cafe with Glacies, Yuki-onna, Wendigos, and Yetis

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574933
Same

>>14574943
That can be cute too, although I now have the image of a strong jinko in Illya's clothes from FSN

[Anonymous No.]

I DID IT KIKI-ANON

IT WAS FUCKING MISERABLE, BUT I DID IT FOR YOU.

Yes, in my school studies I had procrastinated away my winter break which I was supposed to use to get work done. But I knew I still had my responsibilities- so sucked up to the misery and sat down to power through my work.

I started at 10 am Sunday and finished at 5 am Monday. I don't know how much time that is, but I did it nonstop and finished a 34 page essay, proofed, edited, everything.

I do it for you, my dear. Now come give me a hug, I feel fucking awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574943
>How about muscular girls in winter clothing?
Also top tier stuff. I wish KC made more muscular girls, Jinko being the only one doesn't feel right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574965
Damn anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574965
You did well Anon. Here, have a Kiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574979
He deserves another.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574977
Girls like dedication right?

>>14574979
Thanks anon. Here's a tip for your future endeavors- don't be like me. Spread the work out.

[Anonymous No.]

Surely that chesire cat doujin is being uploaded at this very moment right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575012
My heart jumped a little when I seen the cover earlier and it was just some asshole re-uploading the sample.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575012
I fucking wish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574845
>Differentiate between constructive criticism and whiny internet fuckwits
Yeah, that's totally easy to do and all with both intermingling in this thread constantly.

[Anonymous No.]

Alright.

Spanish Minotaur girls right?

Spanish Minotaur football team.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575012
Don't be so entitled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574488
spooky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575012
Here's hoping it doesn't get scanned so that British Cheshire faggot can't typeset it and leave it to somebody competent like RS

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575045
Spanish mariachi monster girls when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575061
AAAAAAAANDALE, MI' PINCHE' CARNALE'~!

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never run away from your home at a young age to make a name for yourself against the demands of your monster girl mother and sisters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575045
With my luck, I'll find one that likes to smell the flowers instead of rough-house.

Not that it's a bad thing or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575073
I already did, became the greatest matador to ever terrify the minotaurs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575017
Happens to me too when I was searching at g.e-hentai.

>>14575073
Why would you want to do something like that to them?
Do you want to break their heart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575074
Minotaurs in sports bras and yoga pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575061
>>14575065

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575089
>Do you want to break their heart?
I want to live my dreams anon, if I had to break their hearts then I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575104
That moment when your waifu gets a denseness fetish so she starts singing lewd mariachi stuff to you so you can't understand it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575107
What's your dream?

[Anonymous No.]

Stupid dragon ruined my lunch break again! Why won't she leave me alone!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575061
>CUIDADO LLAMAS

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575114
*dreams

>>14575120
She seems to love you so much.
Kiss her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575114
To see everything that the world has to offer, to see all the different cultures monster girls practice and to get into fights with the biggest, meanest monster girls I can find.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575061
>spanish
You mean mexican

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575120
You should bring your girlfriend to lunch with you so that the dragon will know that you're taken.
Then fuck the dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

Staying up late again Master? I understand you are a busy man Master. But please remember to consider well-being. Master remember that in the end you live for yourself, so be sure to make the most out of it.

If it is work that is keeping you awake, then you should do it tommorow Master. No work is worth your well-being. If it is enjoyment that is keeping you awake Master, then you should remember that there will be plenty of time to relax tommorow. Not to mention, with a fresh mind and body, you'll be capable of doing far more in a single day!
So Master, please shut that computer off and let your body rest.

I'll be by your side till the end of times Master.

>>14574965
I'm so proud of you Master! I knew you could do it! Even though you had to hurt yourself to do it, I still am truly happy you managed to finish your work.
Now Master, please get some well deserved rest. Oh and Master, make sure to read it one more time if you can after you have had some rest. Your mind tends to skip things when it is tired, remember that!

I shall make sure Master sleeps well with headpats and cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575134
What a nice dream.
I hope that you're strong or else you'll be a Slime's husband the first day of your journey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575148
Why are you so nice to me?
What did I do to deserve such an adorable maid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575148
It's three in the afternoon for fucks sake. You're fired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575148
Why am I still alive Kiki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575148
You are doing God's work Kiki, bless you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575148
It's 6:30 in the evening; we just finished dinner not even an hour ago. Tomorrow I'm buying you a watch so this doesn't happen again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575148
Master horny, Kiki. Come fix it.

[Anonymous No.]

Accept the Love

Deny the Love

You must choose...but choose wisely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575149
Living with monster girls for years can make you pretty strong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575148
Foreign kiki pls, its only 5:30, I haven't even eaten dinner yet or gone to the gym.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575148
Actually, it's a migraine that's keeping me up. The kind that makes you want to empty your stomach. They've been happening a lot more often as of late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575169
Is she nice?
She has a nice tongue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575169
I will deny the love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575148
I'm going to eat three packages of Svenhard cheesehorn 3-packs in one sitting and there's not a god damn thing you can do to stop me. NOT A GOD DAMN THING.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575181
Her position is to give you a merciful death should you accept the end.
The wolf tears you to ribbons if you resist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575192
That doesn't tell me if she's nice though. I can probably have sex with her and survive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575192
But I thought that she loved me.
Why does she want to kill me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575192
but do I hit that lamb pussy first?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575198
She lied, just like every other monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574946
That would be a potential bad end. Hopefully unlikely to be written.

>>14574953
Nah. The matango would remain innocent. Protective of her new and only friend, and perhaps to a fault, but no Saya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575154
Because I have faith in you Master. That is all the reason there needs to be.

>>14575157
Because you keep holding on Master! Clearly you must have a purpose in life. You should make it your goal to find that purpose Master!

>>14575161
Thank you Master!

Could I get a headpat with that Master?

>>14575167
Are you alright Master? Did you eat those cookies from the Aphopis twins next door again?
Remember Master, they might look cute and friendly, but they are alchemists. They enjoy mixing various ingredients in those cookies!

Please be carefull Master.

>>14575179
That sounds bad Master. Have you tried some herbal teas? Or perhaps simply some water. Unfortunately I am not expert at these matters, but it seems like your body might be telling you something Master.

>>14575186
Your vision is met with the most guilt inducing look man has ever known.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575148
Can you make sure this RP stuff doesn't go out of control? I mean I don't want to be a negative Nancy but this could go to shit very quickly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575148
Kiki please if I just give up at least 3 hours of my sleep I can use that time to do things and finish things before tomorrow meaning more time to do other things. Rest isn't needed when I can have all the things I want done to be done

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575198
>>14575207
http://na.leagueoflegends.com/en/page/good-death
Take from this story what you will.
At least she seems to have a sense of humor and an appreciation for the living.
As any good personification of Death should.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575224
Just report him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574926
>Matangos are lovely

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575223
>Clearly you must have a purpose in life.
Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575192
Wait, that sounds wrong. Why would she have an ult that prevents death if that was the case?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575233
No you need to reason with them first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575148
Won't you come sleep with me kiki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575231
nigger, I'm not going to read some fucking awful lore for no reason

DO I HIT THE LAMB PUSSY FIRST

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575181
>>14575185
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ubw5N8iVDHI

One chose nothing, the other chose wrong, yet both suffer the same fate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575251
Let's just say "yes" for the sake of it.
I don't think she's in an exclusive relationship with anyone. The two characters are both halves of a lonely personification of Death that split itself, so maybe she's really hungry for some good dicking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575252
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575223
Of course, good maids always have their headpats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575251
Just make friends with her wolf half first, he's pretty dumb. Its like when you want to get at the hot chick, you've gotta get friendly with her fat friend first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575224
I put forward that it's already out of hand.
To the best of my knowledge, even a thread as, well, stagnant as /ksg/ doesn't steep itself in roleplaying like this.

While I'm sure the person posting them has good intentions, it really is something that'd be more at home on Deviantart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575223
Thank you to have faith in me.
You're a nice maid. After you finish your tasks, you'll get lots of hugs.

>>14575234
What the fuck is this

>>14575231
>>14575252
But I could accept your love if you were nicer and if you answered my question.
You would get headpats.
You're a mean girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575272
A classic animu demonstrating why you shouldn't love girls made of spores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575261
Then I will hold true to the human condition and dick all that is within reach. I will dick the women and the men. I will dick the plants and the animals. I will dick the stars and the sky. AND I WILL DICK DEATH ITSELF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575270
What's wrong about it? it's either this or seeing you people fight for the stupidest reasons everytime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575272
>What the fuck is this
Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to force a Kikimora to dress up like Shimakaze.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575279
Okay one that's a false dichotomy. And two it could be the start of a slippery slope where more RPers come in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575285
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575223
>your body might be telling you something

Probably a diet change or more time to relax. Something I desperately need to work on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575285
Hidoi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575276
>>14575283
Ok thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575285
But putting that outfit on a girl with the build for it is boring.

I want to put a Hellhound in that outfit and get raped by her while she's dressed as a boat.

[Anonymous No.]

I thought RP was frowned upon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575285
>Shimakaze
That's the worst boat you could choose, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575298
It is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575307
So why is the kiki stuff becoming a regular thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575285
Would you slip her striped panties to the side and launch your torpedo into her docking bay while she tries to dust the counter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575300
>That's the worst boat you could choose, anon.
Everyone knows that Nagato and Bismarck are the best. Monster girls dressed as either would be neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575298
Only by faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575298
Just report him anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575277
Except you're already dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575312
No but I'd fuck her silly, if you know what I mean!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575285
>not Best Boat Hatsuharu
I bet your kiki doesn't even have three feet of hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575279
Well, it really isn't. The two happen anyway and are completely unrelated in every way except for them being posted in the same thread.
And of course the RP crowd and those it attracts should be kept away from these threads. Save it for the IRCs and Skype chats, and maybe post the logs as stories on sites like TFT, for everyone with a brain to laugh at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575313
I'm not seeing Tenryu there anon,

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575314
>this mad
Son, you have no idea what kind trouble this thread will be in if roleplay becomes a normal thing here. Let's save that for the wiki and such.

>>14575316
I don't want to report him quite yet. It's like the monster war thing. If it isn't being spammed I don't say anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575298
Whoops, didn't see this discussed further up. My bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575313
I'd totally be down with a Kejourou dressing up as Fusou and giving me a nice, motherly hairjob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575291
>>14575295
>>14575297
>>14575300
>>14575312
>>14575320
The entire point is to make her uncomfortable as she walks around with a skimpy thong wedged in her ass and a skirt too short to cover even half of her ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575224
>>14575270
Is two posts every couple of days really that bad? I haven't seen any complaints till now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575336
As long as you keep it to that I'm fine with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575323
Excellent taste, she's my 3rd favourite.
>>14575329
A Kejourou with her voice would be pretty great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575333
now that's a fat kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575336
You're just beginning to border on annoying. How about once or twice a week, limited to one follow-up reply post?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575320
>>14575329
Now that you mention it, miss Early Spring would make for a pretty stunning Kejourou.
If the classic one is more like an oiran or Bayonetta, then Hatsu could make for a more slender or Sabbath-friendly variant.
We need more remix monstergirls of every type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575336
It's not so much you in particular as it is the possibility of this becoming a regular thing. If we let RP become a thing here we're going to attract a crowd many of us don't want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575353
The best kind

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575336
>>14575355
How about never again? That's much better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575336
That's how it always has and always will begin.
You mean no harm, and I know the sore feeling of posting something here with no ill intent to have it rejected.
But RP is not for here. Well, shouldn't be, anyway. Unless anyone else wants this place to become more like the MGE Wiki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575364
Because every now and again one post can be somewhat cute? If the last one had been left at the first post I wouldn't have a problem with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575336
Every couple of days? It seems like every hour we have some stupid RPer coming in and shitting up the thread with their bad taste, it's already really damn annoying and I'd rather not have it become a habit. There are other, more suitable places to do it that aren't image boards.

[Anonymous No.]

What have I started.

It's OK anons. This isn't worth shitting up the thread. Take a step back and think about soft, warm Yeti cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575333
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1559439
This costume is truly torture for chubby girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575223
That Kiki is getting all the cake and headpats she can stand

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575403
I'm near completion of my story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575403
Bigfoot a shit.
Awawawa~ing skinwalkers for life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574926
>Matango
Carpet bomb the area from high altitude for 3 days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575403
BIG
MEATY
THIGHS

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575415
You wouldn't happen to be Lantern?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575313
I want to dress and Hellhound as Mutsu and a Demon as Nagato and a Titania and Atago.

Then I'll pretend to be an admiral and send them out to capture Abyssals. Then once I get one of each Abyssal I'll fuck them along with my monster boats. I'm pretty sure Mamonobama will let me impregnate Abyssals.

My boatmonster and Abyssal harem will then crush and maybe enslave the real boatsluts and we'll rule the pacific with an iron fist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575403
I want to feel some fat yeti ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575439
Niet, just a fledgeling writer.
Sorry to disappoint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575443
A soft yeti, the cuddliest creature known to man.

Two hands, more than enough to cuddle anything on earth

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575451
Then I am significantly less excited.

But really though post that shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575451
What's your story about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575441
How can they be boats and not have anchors?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575461
A onee-san Familiar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575465
>onee-san
I see. I'm so sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575404
Exactly, she'll spend most of her day trying to get the skirt to cover her ass and end up falling behind on cleaning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575429
But she's tiny and wants to learn about the world. She doesn't even know what spores are, let alone how to produce them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575458
Wait, I've just had an idea.

Yeti-Titania. A creature that can calm even the greatest of internet rages.
>>14575465
>onee-san

Excellent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575483
Can't afford to take that chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575483
Doesn't have to know what spores are.
In fact, it's all the worse that she doesn't. She's just a dumb mushroom that shoots toxic clouds when she cums.
Or has some maternal instinct that makes her want to spread babies. She won't know enough to rein in those urges.
Matango are the worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575033
It's incredibly easy. Just ask yourself: are they pointing out a flaw in the story like an unsympathetic protagonist, an incongruent bit of character development, a confusing or poorly-worded passage, an unexciting plot twist, etc., or are they flying into a fit of autistic rage because something you wrote triggered them?

[Anonymous No.]

Even if monstergirls were real, other people would never let you be with one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575496
Everyone deserves a chance. Unless they're C- Siths. Or liberal arts majors.

>>14575504
We can always teach her. Preferably with a glass containment case and an air purifier, just for everybody's wellbeing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575554
This is why the basis of KC's world is infection.
All of the would-be jealous human girls are just more cum guzzling succubi on the same footing as everyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575554
Whatever, I doubt they'd want someone like me anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575554
Wouldn't women just make robot husbandos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575581
You're not really familiar with how modern feminism operates, are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575554
I don't think men would be that submissive in a situation, i mean, they want to take your waifu(literal perfection) away because some bitch feminists say so, if that doesn't spark the most violent civil war this world has ever seen then i don't know what would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575581
They already have dildos, why add the rest?

Besides, they can always go monster if they want to even the playing field

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575582
Are you aware just how many fujos would kill for the chance for their husbando to become real?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575554
And this is why the world as a whole is due for a badly needed decimation. I don't care who or where; just make it happen.

>>14575581
Worse. They'll legalize theirs while criminalizing robot waifus

>>14575582
My needs > shit > your needs

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575580
But they would unless you're a total edgelord or something.


>>14575581
Robots can't give you money or social status.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575592
>They already have dildos, why add the rest?

So they can have them do everything for them. Like we would with our robot waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575603
So they'd have a machine carry them, cook for them, and generally be a slave?

Because if I got a golem, I'd do those things for her, not make her do them

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575561
They don't deserve a chance when they are literally a biological WMD. If ever left unchecked it's possible thousands or even tens of thousands could be infected before quarantine measures set in. And even then it's unknown how many more could get infected. To make matters even worse most monstergirls leave you alone if already have a waifu, or at least your waifu can offer some protection against their advances, but with Matango even a married man can get infected.

No, all Matango infections must be rooted out and destroyed as soon as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575618
A lot of people would though. Why do you think Kikis are so popular?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575596
This. What does an intelligent, independent professional woman in a breadwinner position want in a partner?
A richer, more intelligent man in a higher tier position.
Robots don't allow them to marry up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575629
Motivation and positive reinforcement in my case. I hate being waited on hand and foot, plus it's the best I can think of for someone sweet and kind, yet willing to push me to get off my ass and do something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575644
Man you guys have some really assholish perceptions about women. I mean why wouldn't they want a handsome sex robot that fulfills their sexual desire?
>>14575645
Why wouldn't a woman want that then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575650
No money or status.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575650
Because they only offer emotional and sexual fulfillment, and we all know women don't feel emotions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575672
Not all women want that.
>>14575675
They do.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you seriously argue about whose blame is it instead of trying to save your robot waifus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575650
It's not enough to want perfection. It's about having better than anyone else. You see someone who has better, and like the perpetual arms race that it is, you'll do whatever it takes to get the best for yourself, even if it involves denying others the best for them. And it's not limited to just gender; the fact that the 'waifu A > waifu B' arguments will continue with no end in sight is proof of that.

...but this is getting into non-/mgt/ territory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575689
I wouldn't have one in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575581
Robot husbandos are empowering and allow womyn to make themselves independent from men.

Robot waifus encourage the sexualization and objectification of women everywhere, as well as attempt to replace and destroy them.

That's why we need to outlaw waifus but legalize husbandos. Sheesh, it's 2016 anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575689
Well maybe they won't need saving.
>>14575693
Yeah I'll stop after this post.
>>14575697
What about for lesbians?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575689
Not much we can do since we're up against the gubmint with no support with all the pubic support on the other side. Unless of course we get some people on our side who can modify our robot waifus into combat robot waifus, then maybe we might have a chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575697
No anon, because then you're oppressing lesbian womyn. That's why you just have to outlaw selling waifus to straight white men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575683
Next you'll say they're not agents of the reptilians to keep us angry and confused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575714
You know I really hate it when you guys bitch about real women. Maybe it's because I belong on tumblr or maybe it's because it stops us talking about lewd fox butts. I think it's a combination of both.

[Anonymous No.]

I, for one, welcome our golem overlords and will happily accept whichever unit I am given be she a waifish diplomat model or a synthetic muscled combat unit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575709
I would believe even the neetest of neets or the subest of subs would engage in combat mode for his ultimate waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575723
>Maybe it's because I belong on tumblr
You're more than welcome to stay there you know. They'll love having nice long discussions about how sexist MGE is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575729
Nah I'll stay here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575726
But they have all the money and manpower. You'll be killed eventually and your waifu disposed of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575723
The internet breeds gender wars. One side attacking the other while playing the victim card. As for me, I take the middle ground and say all sides are idiots. Try not to let it get to you too much.

[Anonymous No.]

Cuddling your anubis waifu while she lays atop you on the couch!
Keeping your arms tight around her tummy when she tries to get up and do some studying!
Nibbling her ear and finger-tracing her sensitive little navel when she starts to protest!
Shutting off the TV to focus on her when she relents and lovingly squirms into you!
Sighing in exasperation when she waits until you're asleep to slink away and do that studying!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575729
I'll stay here, enjoy monster girls, and hope others can keep their bitter feelings of misogyny to themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575741
The middle ground is great and terrible.

Anyway back to MGs. Holsts are love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575740
You'll die eventually anyway, why not by her side?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575726
>or the subest of subs
There's something wrong about this, and it is that people normally think a sub won't fight back/is always weak. It couldn't be more wrong. I am for example a hard sub but only for my waifu. If anyone else than her tries shit with me we have a problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575758
You're still a fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575726
Nah, I'll just engage in some good old lawful non-compliance.
>"Robot waifu? What robot waifu? Oh, that one! Yeah, I go rid of that a long time ago."

Besides I work for the gubmint anyway so I'm not about to jeopardize my job, especially when I can use it to occasionally leak info to everyone else who chooses to fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575764
Thanks for your opinion, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

What if it was like Blade Runner where the company "retires" her to replace her with a more updated model?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575723
It's a combination of both.

Personally I like and occasionally date real women. There are some good ones out there. There are a lot of genuinely shit ones out there too though, so I can understand why so many people here have a dim view of them. Especially since the rare good ones won't look twice at a guy who doesn't take care of himself, and I'd guess a decent number of our posters fall into that category.
'if he doesn't take good care of himself he sure as hell won't take good care of me'

We are off topic though, so lets move on:
I want to culturally enrich Zipangu with the help of a Korean Bicorn!

>Shitty Zipangu dogs, my wonderful husband came to your shitty island to share his superior genes
>The least you can do in gratitude is give him your shitty daughters
>They needed to comfort him in his homesickness
>Don't worry, I take gooood care of the comfort girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575752
They are, indeed.

Would definitely laze away the day with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575758
That's pretty gay tho desu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575778
Can I still transfer the consciousness and memories over?
Even then, it'd be entirely her choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575764
Wonderful contribution to the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575783
I want to lie on a holsts lap as she serenades me to sleep.
>>14575791
Nope, ever see Blade Runner?

Or that one Red Dwarf episode?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575540
>Unexciting plot twist
Not everbody can be M. Night Shyamallamading-dong

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575741
>>14575752
>Middle ground "I'm right everyone else is an idiot!"
At least you admit you're from tumblr >>14575747, so I know for certain it breeds insufferable self righteous faggots.

>>14575745
Anubis is shit compared to superior Pharaoh waifu. Why get the underdog when you can go for the top not-dog?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575783
I want to stalk my Holst flock at night when they can't see me.

[Anonymous No.]

Want to have some fun anon?

[Anonymous No.]

How do we fix their design?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575805
Sure. What's your definition of fun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575801
Anon would you just drop it and talk about Monster Girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575806
Bigger tits. Cuter feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575783
Would you help her work off the extra couple pounds she put on over the holidays?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575802
Careful, anon. Their bodies are far more sensitive than one would think. Even something as slight as a jump scare could lead to some serious health and psychological issues.

I have to stop watching Doctor Pol...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575801
>responding to tumblr's "muh soggy knee"
Why? It's either bait or stupidity. There is nothing to gain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575806
Have KC update the art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575806
She needs to be more blocky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575796
It's been years since I watched Blade Runner.
Well, guess I'll stick with the old model until I die. I tend to never upgrade my gadgets anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575805
I'm completely unable to have fun anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

While this may be offensive to people with proper experience with smut and literature, I still had fun attempting to writefag prose stuff for the first time nonetheless:

http://pastebin.com/RSuHJces


Warning: It's pretty short, miiight contain /ss/, contains cringey dialogue, and potentially questionable grammar choices/typos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575801
But the pharaoh is even haughtier .

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575818
But of course. I think I have an idea of where to start...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575805
Look miss, you're pretty, but I feel like your legs'll buckle if I ride you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575434
Big butt, so what

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575818
But I like the pounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575820
We've been over this, it doesn't matter whether it's someone pretending to be retarded or an actual retard, if you neglect to tell them to go hang themselves it'll just let actual retards know you'll silently accept their faggotry.

Also, things like "chybby" and "healthy" are just excuses for accepting fat fucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575846
I want to cuddle that butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575801
Jackals are superior because bitches love me (and I them).

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575835
I enjoyed it, but you definitely need to work on your grammar. Watch for fragments and missing apostrophes, and maybe chill with the alliteration a bit. As far as themes and story, You nailed it though, at least for my tastes.
The magical pussy-sealing was a very nice touch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575862
>"chybby" and "healthy" are just excuses for accepting fat fucks
I don't disagree but where do you draw the line? Okusan for example, >>14575818
too big, or still acceptable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575862
I prefer not giving them the attention they so deperately crave, but maybe that's just me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575810
>>14575832
>>14575842
Oh you know, just some horsing around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575835
I liked it. Second >>14575881

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575884
Not him, but if it looks like it came from deviantart you should probably stop and go several steps back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575889
Those masks have a weird affect on me. If she doesn't want to get hatefucked into the ground she's going to need to take that off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575889
That's not funny, that's just stupid. I'm going back to bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575835
It's a good first story. Not much else to say due to the short length.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575801
>Why get the underdog when you can go for the top not-dog?

You don't want me to list all the reasons why I'd go for an anubis. I'd rather keep this thread at a reasonable length.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575897
I'll assume you're just talking about her size, because the art looks nothing like what I've seen at that place.
She's at the upper limit for me size-wise. I can still find it attractive up to that point depending on relative proportions, but no bigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575924
I wasn't talking about that pic in particular. Looks fine to me, even if it's not my thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575881
>>14575893
>>14575905
Niiice, I appreciate your comments and criticisms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575889
I'm going back to bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574749
Not that it matters in any way shape or form. Tauric Sphinx handjob/teasing because I really don't feel like explaining fucking what is essentially a female lion's cunt when riddlecats are more fun when played a little bit tame.

Some kind of Falling-In-Love-With-A-Monoeye story that's literally been haunting my dreams for a while now. Inspired by Death Parade with multiple tenses because muh pretentiousness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575914
You made me think of a scenario:

After a long struggle to reach the heart of the pyramid, Anon is confronted by the leader of the desert, a Pharaoh, and her most loyal servant, an Anubis.

The Pharaoh wants him as her husband

Anon and the Anubis fell in love with each other at first sight

The Anubis is torn apart between her love for Anon and her centuries of loyalty towards the Pharaoh

How would you deal with that issue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576040
>multiple tenses
What does this mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576051
Present and past tense being used. As in the MC is narrating a story for everybody's favorite friend in the world who also double-times as a psychopomp for just two silver coins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576051
past present and future?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576048
With poor communication skills, offensive obliviousness, a tremendous ability to misinterpret a scene I've just walked in on, and anything else that wouldn't be out of place in your typical romance anime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574974
Maybe with luck, KC will draw some muscular Zipanguese girls in the future.

[Anonymous No.]

http://i.imgur.com/tYou4vK.png

Have a mouse

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575708
>>14575713
>Implying feminists care about LGBTQWhatthefuckeverletters

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576089
That's a nicely drawn pair of titties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576048
Isn't the Pharaoh's first duty to her people? Even setting this aside, if anon and the Anubis fell in love, I'd like to think there wouldn't be any shitty NTR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576048
Thank the Pharaoh for her interest, but tell her straight-up that I am drawn too much to the Anubis. Hopefully those "Centuries of Loyalty" will cause the Pharaoh to acquiesce to letting me and the Anubis act out our mutual attraction.

Reminds me of a story I was going to write; though that had a modern setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576089
those are very nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576089
Mause titties are best titties

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576089
I want to have a snowball war with a Hinezumi.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGFToiLtXro

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576089
What's wrong with her face/neck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576089
That's a filthy rat

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576153
I draw thick necks, they don't transition well in KC girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576146
Cuuute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576153
It looks fine. More importantly, why are you looking at her neck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576187
If he paid enough attention to look at the neck it means I fucked up the tits ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576196
The tits are competently drawn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575900
>>14575902
>>14575986
But variety is the spice of life!

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a deaf siren?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576260
GOING TO BED

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576264
...So Harpy Beethoven?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576265
But what if a nightmare comes into your dreams and taunts you by wearing the mask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576048

That Sudden realization; everyone around Pharaoh, her friends, servants and even her most hated enemies, finds love. But not her.

She ruled fairly and justly, bringing happiness and prosperity to her kingdom, but she was alone.
She was kind and magnanimous, hailed the world over for her acts of charity and mercy, but she was alone.
She led her kingdom to hard-fought victory against the marauding Sea Peoples, finally ending the scourge that burned Hattusa, Mycenae, and countless other lands into oblivion, at terrible cost; her friends, her family her beloved soldiers, even her own arm.

But still she was alone.

Now, her oldest and dearest friend, the loyal Anubis she'd known since birth, who'd been with her all these millennia through the good times and bad, had her back in the wars and her ear to keep her grounded, the only person she had left... is asking her to forsake the one and only chance she's ever had to be happy. With tears in her eyes.

She is well within her right to strike her down, then and there. Some reptilian part of her brain that she pointedly ignores wants to. Another part of her psyche just screams, begging her friend not to go, not to leave her behind like everything else she's ever cared about.

Her heart, however, drowns out the shrieking in her mind.

"Go." She states flatly, golden prosthetic rising up to wipe the tears from her friend's eyes "You have my blessing."

She shows a small, regal smile as the ecstatic couple embrace, literally jumping and dancing for joy. The smile wanes only slightly as she watches their retreating forms getting further and further way from her throne room, before finally diminishing entirely as she's left alone.

She vaguely recalls something her father said once, though it never made much sense to her until now.

"I am Ozymendias, King of Kings. Look upon my works ye mighty, and despair..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576301
Then I will wake up, grab it in a sleepy haze, and drag it to bed so I can cuddle it into submission and then go back to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575889
If I pulled that off would she die?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576305
Poor thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14574022
He really isn't that bad anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576305
I don't get why they have to leave Pharaoh alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576305
What an old lonely hag, I bet she's gonna drown her sorrows in food, ice cream, and getting herself a bunch of sphynx girls.

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna revisit this nerd wock at a later date, but I didn't want to leave anyone that was looking for something a little more polished hangin'.
I'm also itchin' to draw the grown up versions.

>>14575889
I had a giggle m8.

>>14576305
;-;
Adding katawa pharaoh to the list too btw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576385
Comin' along nicely.
>Adding katawa pharaoh to the list too btw.
Excellent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576385
You better believe I'm looking forward to lazy fat amazon and lusty wock librarian

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576305
That's what consorts are for.

>>14576305
She's a granny.

[Anonymous No.]

Congratulations! As Monster Girls are slowly being introduced to society, your school now has a Monster Girl teacher as part of an exchange program.

While Mr. Anon is away on the other side of the portal, teaching a school of Monster Girls as the only Human male there, you get a substitute who will teach you instead for one of your subjects!

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/mamono For your teacher's species.

Roll her subject (D12) https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm
1. English
2. Mathematics
3. Physical Education
4. History/Humanities/Social Studies
5. Physics
6. Biology
7. Chemistry
8. Art
9. Drama
10. Foreign Language (Any non-english language, you decide)
11. Business Studies
12. Sexual Education

Based on her species background, what will your class be like? Will she be a good teacher? Or will she just try to get into your school slacks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576558
>Chochin-Obake
>English
I honestly have no idea, I usually forget they even exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576558
I'm way too old to be a student, can I be a teacher instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576558
>>dormouse
>>business studies
>what will your class be like?
A Dormouse hopped up on energy drinks teaching condensed versions of basic business curricular.
>Will she be a good teacher?
Acceptable at the most.
>Or will she just try to get into your school slacks?
Since she's a Dormouse, I'd be the one getting into her slacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576558
>Nightmare teaching biology
Huh. I guess we learn more about horses or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576558
>Fallen God
>Sex Ed
Uh...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576574
Well if the power goes out she can still teach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576558
>Jinko
>Chemistry
Today class we will of be learnings the chemical C3H6N6O6 and how it explode many of Deutsch city bloc

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576558
>Sahuagin
>PE
So just the swimming, then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576592
Big Cat teacher, pet Kobold has done Stalingrad to homework, may I being excused?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576583
Sounds like you're getting quite a bit of hands-on experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575283
>webm title
peak lel

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576608
It's a very thorough education.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576558
>Anubis in Buisness Studies
No, please.
I had a buisness class in high school, I was able to make it through because my teacher wasn't a hardass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576612
He'll be learning the ins and outs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576618
She is a harsh mistress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576625
No student gets left behind

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576558
>the only male
This will in no way backfire or bite you in the ass. You specifically.

[Anonymous No.]

Day 5: The Wurms still haven't noticed me in their cave, thanks to my bookshelf disguise, but I believe they have started to notice the smell of man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576629
I want to be bullied by a harsh overbearing Anubis senpai!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576558
>Mummy
>Mathematics

Will never work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576668
Good, maybe the poor, stupid Wurm-chans will develop an interest in books.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576668
>believe they have started to notice the smell of man

you best start runin' boy they goin' to rip that cave apart now

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576558
>mothman
>drama
This should be interesting at least, probably be a good teacher

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576558
>Dark Elf Drama teacher
OH FUCK

>"What do you mean 'is this a real knife?' Of course it is!"
>"No no no! You're using that whip all wrong!"
>"Everyone take five, except for you. Yes, you, the lanky one with the look of fear on your face. Yes, you'll do nicely."

It would be hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576704
I-Is she single? This is an important question!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576558
>Sahuagin teaching art.

I'm going to paint her insides white.
So white that her belly is going to be bulging and looking like she's pregnant with a school of little girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576558
Medusa chemistry teacher

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576558
>Karakasa-Obake
>SexEd
Hoo boy. There is not enough sweat to display the amount of heat in which I am feeling

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576558
>A mummy with Art
She would definitely be a good teacher.

[Anonymous No.]

So Anons.
There's been a lot (see: Not very much) talk about golems/living dolls essentially being a 'build a waifu' and I've come to ask.

If you could build one golem or living doll and base it on a girl, who would you base it on physically and (if separate) who would you base her personality on?

I'll start with my own shit taste by saying that I'd base a golem on Rider medusa both mentally and physically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576714
Married to the job. That doesn't mean she won't do pervy things to her students.

>"Barely covering!? According to my research, this was all the rage in the classical Greece!"
>"Apparently, in this world, only men were allowed in theater, so I want you to know that if you don't get in that dress I'll do as Shakespeare did shove a boy in it!"
>"Ah, you're the superintendent! Well, I must say I positively love teaching here! The staff are friendly and the students are-- oh dear, Sally, can you help him down from there! Right, sorry about that. What? Yes, those are iron chains. Mhmm, real locks, why do you ask?"
>"So, class, it seems someone thinks they can cut the budget to the arts again! You know what that means! Everyone remember my lessons on intimidation? Good, grab the black military uniforms and head down to the sewing club, we're paying Mrs. Weinstein a friendly visit!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576558
>Dark Priest
>Sex Ed
This can't end well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576768
She sounds wonderful! I want to be the student hopelessly in love with her and constantly leaving her valentine's and candy and silly love notes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576758
Noel Vermilion.

Who's already a golem so that's technically saving a step. I'd throw in some Anubis traits just for fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576558
>Sylph teaching Foreign Languages
VAMOOOO' CON EL REY, MIS GÜEYES!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576774
I need an adult!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576781
Good choice.
Fondle her ears and be sure to tease her.

>>14576790
She is an adult

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576786
I wonder if she'll teach me how to speak 'Slut'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576725
You're going to be learning about the science of pretrification in very intimate detail, then.
Just be careful. I hear some of the students are occasionally loaned to the art class to practice their "still figure drawing".

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576758
I'd get one of the tallest models out there and base her personality off Yuuko Kanoe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576758
Probably Orihime from Bleach. But with bigger tits and ass and Shamsiel's personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576721
Hey we're in the same class! Thanks for taking the bullet for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576793
>Fondle her ears and be sure to tease her.
But of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576790
>>14576793
>Her first lesson is a field trip where she takes her students to a remote hotel somewhere and partners them with Dark Priests and members of the Onee-Sabbath for a "Hands on demonstration."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576804

Good man, tall girls are olev.

>>14576809
You, you can dream big.

>>14576810
No problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576758
Fusou from Kancolle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576821
A decent boat, although I'm a fan of seaport.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576558
>Amazoness
>English
Sounds pretty easy, but if they try to fuck with me they're going to be kicked out of my class faster than they can say "househusband".

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576827
Oh man I completely read that post wrong, Well whatever my point still stand. If she tries to push her barbaric culture onto me I'm out of her class.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576827
An English Professor Amazon sounds hot though. I'd make some sweet teacher-student poetry with her, if you know what I mean.

And then become a househusband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576836
But she's old!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576836
Sorry anon, that kind of thing isn't for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576558
>Mantis
>Art

I think I have a crush on teacher

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576845
Which is perfect, she's established in life and mature! Also she's probably more than interested in hurrying up and getting a husband, so a nice young one fresh out of school she personally educated would be perfect!

>>14576852
Well then I guess not everyone is suited for the househusband life and I wish you luck in your future endeavors

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576558
>Lilim
>Chemistry

Must be a different kind of Chemistry going on here. Different chemical attractions and reactions as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576862
Just don't disrupt her private drawing sessions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576863
Have fun with that barbaric culture anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576819
>implying she doesn't partner the students up with themselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576877
Do you think she'd teach me some techniques one on one? I need help with my brushwork.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576863
She's just old and lonely and can't fight as well as she used to

>>14576880
You mean romantic, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576862
>Giant slab of Marble in the center of the classroom.
>She readies her blade arms.
>She delivers a quick flurry of slashes at the marble, so fast you can barely keep up.
>Seconds pass.
>All of a sudden the marble explodes into an amazing work of art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576867
>How demonic energy reacts with different things.
>"Moooooom! The chemistry teacher made my umbrella sentient!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576895
No, I mean a savage, barbaric culture that's stuck hundreds of years of past.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576880
Don't be rude anon, Amazon culture would adapt with society. It'd still contain the basic roles and mannerisms, but it wouldn't be barbaric. Besides, what's so bad about cooking and cleaning for her while she works hard, and giving her a nice home and husband to return to?

>>14576895
She's still really strong, and smart! And we can fix that lonely problem right on up, can't we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576889
If you help her with drawing human figures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576558
>Succubus
>Math teacher

She's going to give a really shitty explanation about the formula and then shovel pages of work and homework on us to keep us busy and quiet while she frigs herself at her desk.

It's gonna suuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576909
Because unlike you I have some dignity left and refuse to be a shitty househusband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576909
But with spending so many years by herself away from the village, she's forgotten to treat a man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576916
Don't worry, there are other ways to make up for marks in her class.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576916
I'm surprised she doesn't pester you to add your digit to her whole number to see if they can multiply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576925
Well OK then

>>14576929
That's fine, I can get her some books if she's like! And I can massage her back and feet while she reads them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577009
But it's hard to find books not written by whiny masculinists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577023
That's a good point.

Well, why doesn't she just call her mother and ask her some tips? She can practice on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577032
Remote jungle villages don't have phones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577032
She'll just get an earful of "back in my day..." stories, then!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577035
>>14577036
Oh goodness, she's supposed to be a mature smart Amazon, and it's just fucking househusband stuff. All she has to do is take me out on dates, be nice, and dominant. It's not that hard for goodness sake.

I hope she doesn't expect me to hold her hand through all this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577043
But men are so hard to understand!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577036
>"Tch, men should be seen, not heard."

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, random writer you all likely don't remember. I have a few stories I wrote for these threads and need to finish that started out in greentext format, but that I'm debating making prose.

Would you advise I just continue writing in greentext format, leave what was originally written as green but continue it in prose, or just convert the whole thing to prose and then move forward in writing like that?

Usually I prewrite everything regardless of if it's green or prose, and at one point when I dumped green I was told that's a no-no (though I can't be too sure with these threads), so I'm not sure if I should just update pastebins continuing in greentext or not, or dump stories, or whatever else I should do to write for these threads.

Any help?
I really hope this isn't attention-whoring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577051
Oh lord, with that attitude no wonder she never got a man all those years before. If she keeps this up she's going to get chided, and I'm sure she doesn't want to be chided in public by a young human boy, especially in front of her friends. Now she needs to be mature and dominant.

[Anonymous No.]

Would small groups of Amazons have fetishes for muscular human boys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577061
>random writer you all likely don't remember
are you me?

Also, just stick with greentext. A format change like that would probably disturb the flow or pacing you set earlier, as prose and greentext are two separate yet similar beasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577061
Greentext is more appropriate for "spur of the moment thoughts", I feel.
If you pre-wrote it, you might as well put in a little more effort to convert it into prose.

Dumping huge blocks of greentext is really obnoxious, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577071
Yeah probably, they'd also most likely be the same group that would prefer the husband to be the bread winner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577068
But it's true! Men are so emotional and bizarre!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577089
Savages. No wonder they're all basement dwelling virgins, no boy would want a girl with an admittedly impressive collection of 'anime boy' dakis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577103
I'd be fine with one, they sound cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577096
I swear, no wonder she's been alone for so many years.

She's getting chided now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577107
Then what about the men who don't want to be cared for? Or how grumpy they can get? OR any of the other things they do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577076 says stay green.
>>14577077 says change to prose.

I love you bastards but goddamn it.

>>14577076
>A format change like that would probably disturb the flow or pacing you set earlier

I had similar concerns, but at the same time prose may allow more depth to the story, as it feels more "official" I guess, and many people here seem to detest greentext as a means of telling stories with what I guess I'll call "heavier themes".

>>14577077
>Dumping huge blocks of greentext is really obnoxious, though.

And that's the other part of it.

So really it boils down to either converting to either converting to prose or sticking with green, both of which will only be posted as links to a pastebin. Which I'm fine with, but greening in pastebin seems... awkward.

So I guess I gotta write in prose. Man, that's going to be a lot of work to rewrite. Maybe I'll just continue the stories in prose and eventually go back and convert the green so it'll all match or something.

Thanks for the advice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577115
Yeah, well they don't matter. She's dating me, and I want a traditional Amazon lifestyle where she does her work and I cook, clean, and essentially serve her and do whatever I can to make her comfortable and happy, and then raise our eventual daughters in a nice and loving environment.

She's a grown lady, she needs to act like one, especially if she wants to make her mom proud and give her grandkids.

[Anonymous No.]

TATAKE! TATAKE! TATAKE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577128
That sounds wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577128
You can't blame her for thinking that she might do something to tick you off.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey anon, wanna try something different?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577131
Tatakae?

http://i.imgur.com/mk8IoK7.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577154
No, I hate change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577154
If that thing in your left hand is what I think it is, absolutely not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577154
Like what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577131
Is it bad that I want to take that oni and feed her till she's a soft, lazy couch potato and do the reverse for a weresheep?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577154
Tell me more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577170
>soft
Fuck right off fatfag.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577175
Hey, I enjoy both, hence the the reverse part with the weresheep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577178
>a lonely Kitsune will never adopt an orphaned human girl and raise/corrupt her into the perfect daughteru
>You will never dick said daughteru
aww

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577175
Of all the words to go after, you chose soft? I think almost every MG qualifies as soft in one way or another, be it tits, ass, fluffy tail, or what-have-you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577178
Never trust a fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577161
Alright nurgle.

[Anonymous No.]

Anons. There's this large, fluffy thing outside of my window. It wasn't there this morning. What do you suppose it is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577206
Is it warning you about a disaster? Because if it is, then it's a Moth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577206
I don't know, do I look like an expert on vague explanations?
Describe it. What does it look like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577206
"Large fluffy thing" can describe over half of the monster girls in the encyclopedia.
You're going to need to be a bit more descriptive than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577159
What would the monsters from Ryuki look like as monstergirls anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577206
Probably a caterpillar, leave it alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577212
>>14577214
I don't feel safe getting closer. I opened the door and it started vibrating in place and making these strange "ara ara" noises. I'm scared, anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577216
I guess they'd look somewhat similar to whatever they're based off of anon.

Yui did everything wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577232
Down to a quarter

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577232
What is the general shape of the "thing"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577232
Ara ara? Oh yea, I know exactly what you're describi- what the fuck do you think this is?
If you don't feel safe because you don't know what it is than stay away from it, idiot
But you know what you do have? A window. So look through the window and DESCRIBE THE FUCKER

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577232
It's just a Mofu Ball. It contains a confident vixen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577232
You fool! That's just the distraction Ara~! The real mofu is right behind you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577232
Oh, I've got one of those. It's nothing to worry about, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577243
>>14577245
>>14577249
It's white with some pink highlights. Funny thing though, it appears to be deflating...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577253
I'll never submit to the Mofu Inquisition!

Your fluffy tails will have no effect on my mind!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576558
>Jabberwock
>Theatre
>MGCU Presents: Albus in Wonderland

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577265
Ooooh Anonymous. Oh simple minded child
That's a balloon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576558
>Large Mouse
>Biology
She's got experience as a lab rat, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577265
I give up. You're giving us every single descriptor except the most important one.
You're probably going to get ravaged by some Christmas Cake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577272
You're right. I went out to check and it's just a fuzzy inflatable. I found a note though.

"JK LOL. Look up"

So I did, but there's nothing there. Silly kids. They fooled me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577265
It sounds like a balloon
Which leads to clowns

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577265
Wait, is this the culprit?

Be careful Anon, she's dangerous, I heard she mofu'd an entire bus of people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577288
Oh no, not the clowns
Anything but the clowns!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577216
I'm reminded ever more of a desire for a Phoenix Girl.

>>14577235
She's still better than Akari.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577291
Clowns aren't that bad anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577284
>lab rat
Now all I can think of is Nyanon's cringeworthily chunni story about white mousegirls and mechs with a surprisingly sexy smut scene at the end.

Please come back Nyanon, I miss you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577284
>She lies flat and naked on a lab bench, while her students gather round.
>She encourages them to massage her full breasts, grope her fat bottom, and rub her ears.

Lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577291
Ain't all bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577302
But I never left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577312
I still miss you senpai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577287
Anon, you need to listen to me. Slowly walk over to your computer and browse through /r/funny. The dumber and dated the jokes the better.

Now this is the important part. Do you hear and juvenile giggling?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577299
Akari isn't that bad, she's not great either, but not terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577312
Uh-oh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577341
She grates on me like no other character does.

The thought of her making a return alongside her husbando in an upcoming movie terrifies me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577349
Anon that's Akiko, Akari is the science girl from Ghost. Akiko is fucking awful without a doubt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577353
Yes, I had to go look that up because I constantly get her name wrong. She's just an unending source of annoyance to me and the thought of her returning is...eugh...

Haven't watched Ghost yet. Should get around to it.
Also just to bring this around to MGs again to an extent; Hina as a girly minotaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577347
>mouseblowjob.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577368
Anon if you're gonna use OOO for monster girls you could have used Mezool or something, or the cute Bee Unknown form Agito.

First few episodes of Ghost can be a little rocky, but once Specter gets introduced it gets pretty good at least in my opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577392
Mezool's already a monster girl though; it's too obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576558
>sea bishop
>art

Is she gonna be in a tank or do I have to wear my swimsuit for her class?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576558
>A kitsune-bi teaching physics
I can't imagine anyone passing this class.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577498
>Having a being fueled by magic teaching physics
>'Remember class: Gravity only works if your girlfriend hasn't gotten properly laid.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577291
Too late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576558
>Elf Biology teacher
well considering I fucked my actual biology teacher I think I did pretty good

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577524
>I fucked my actual biology teacher
Come on, you can't just expect us not to get curious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576558
>Kunoichi
>Foreign language, idk Japanese maybe
I guess that she could be a great teacher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577524
>I fucked my actual biology teacher
She was either very hands-on for the reproduction chapter, or you were very desperate to pass I'm guessing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577529
I had sexual relations with my forty two year old biology teacher when I was 18 and in my senior year of high school.
I'm not that smart of a man that's why I was in Biology my senior year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577545
Looks like it's the latter? >>14577548

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577548
Was she hot or not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577548
>forty two year old biology teacher
Presumably used goods way past their sell by date. That body have better been smoking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577548
Do go on. Was it completely vanilla?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577567
>>14577575
she was an easy 8/10 you could see she was starting to age
I'm not going into much more detail because last I heard she still teaches at my old high school
I graduated in 2006. That was ten years ago.
posting sucubutts so that I'm not shitting up the thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577607
the craziest thing we ever did was 69 on her desk at school after the homecoming game
Other than that I mostly showed up to her house to fuck. We also spent graduation in Maine, and didn't leave the house that whole week.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons,
take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, please study your prisoner survival manual in case you get picked up by kunoichi or a band of lizardman pick you up to be ransomed.
Or sold as a husband, one of the two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577609
Guess that just leaves the three important questions:
>Who initiated it?
>Did you fuck her in the classroom?
>How many times?
Not even looking for a fap fantasy here, just morbid curiosity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577631
>kunoichi
Implying a sex ninja would mistreat you. Stop spreading lies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577626
Good boy. Tame, but good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577634
>questions answered before I even ask them
Well if this doesn't prove that I can't type for shit on mobile, I don't know what will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577636
Have you ever been in one of their prisons anon?
Watched as a kunoichi with big tits and a pink lab coat tests all her new toxins on you?

Life is cruel there Anon, up until you are taken by one and taken as her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577626
>Showed up at her house to fuck
So I'm assuming she was single?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577646
Prison, huh? So what are you in for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577656
Serial hand holding and mass cumflation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577656
Grand indecency against vermin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577609
>>14577626
Thanks for the answers and the succubus, they need more love

>>14577631
>>14577646
Stop lying, they are nice.

[Anonymous No.]

If only, if only I could commission a Samurai x Kunoichi rivalsex doujin from KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577665
Nyanners please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577666
I dunno anon.
I hear they will ride you till they're pregnant and that some of them will even take drugs to ensure pregnancy or multiple daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577674
Okay okay, I'll get back to replacing those 3k words I deleted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577656
Wurm Noodling

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577656
So you wanna know my story? Alright, but you asked. I sold girls. And I don't mean like I was a pimp or something, I mean slave trading. Plenty of you freaks get away with taking us God knows where and doing whatever you want, figured I'd return the favor. Plenty of sickos out there willing to pay top dollar for a warm hole to put it in. Pick up a girl wandering the streets, knock her out, doll her up, and ship her across the country to be some CEOA's new fuck maid. Eventually, anyway. Cute ones like you? I kept around for a while. Had to make sure the product I was selling was goid, you know? Just so happens that I slipped up and my last deal flipped me over to the cops to stay outta this place. So now I'm stuck in here doing life with you.

Satisfied?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577667
I'd rather have western knight-prince captured by kunoichi and mindbroken by superior japanese vagina folded 1000 times

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577656
I bullied alps and didn't take responsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577701
The hell is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577727
But everybody does that. How the hell did you get arrested for it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577701
>Wurm Noodling
You mean you tried to flirt with her but she was too dense and then you spilled spaghetti all over the place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577728
Noodling is that hillbilly thing where they stick their arms in holes ina riverbed to try and pull up catfish. Now imagine that, but with a wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577735
I bullied them with "my dik" like the sign said. I didn't think about the consequences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577747
You pulled a Wurm out of her burrow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577728
It's a lot like regular noodling. If you don't know what that is, it's when you swim around in swamps or rivers and catch really big catfish with your bare hands. They like hanging out in nooks and under overhangs and such, so you basically just shove your arm into any hole you can find and if there's a fish in there it'll latch down on you. Then you just gotta pull it out and you caught yourself a fish.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noodling

It's like that, just with Wurms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577728
>>14577736

Subduing a wurm barehanded in the water, probably with splashes and tickles, the villain!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577754
It's hilarious how many grapplers are missing fingers from beavers and alligator snappers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577754
>>14577755
Goddamn rednecks, leave the Wurms alone! You should all end up in the Manticore cell-block.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577656
I got caught dealing centipede venom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577767
You're part of the stinkypede problem. Milking them for venom until the glands are destroyed and then just tossing them in a ditch is why they're everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577736
>>14577752
>>14577755
No no, you find a Wurmhole then stick your noodle in it. If there's a Wurm inside she'll latch down on it. Then you pull her out by it and wrestle her. If it works you go home +1 Wurm.

Apparently it's considered poaching, and the game wardens around here are fuckin Nazis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577763
>Manticore cell block
>Dozens of manticores in one place
>Big and burly
>Thick, massive tails
>Spines slathered in potent venom
>All starved of sex
Is that supposed to be a punishment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577792
Not to men who wrassle wurms bare handed.

[Anonymous No.]

Story written from the viewpoint of a thrall, discuss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577763
Hey man, I gotta feed my kids somehow. Our economy's been in the shitter ever since the fuckin liberals took our P'orc slaves.

Besides, Wurm farming is necessary. You have any idea how many Wurm-scale products you come into contact with on a daily basis? Shit, you go to a construction site and look around, you can't make any of that equipment without Wurm-scale.

And fuck that free-range bullshit, anyone who tells you they got their scale from wild Wurms is a fuckin liar. Those fuckers eat the things as soon as they shed em. I tried askin a wild Wurm if I could have her shed once, you know what she did? She called me a fuckin pervert and ran away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577807
I prefer to be the cherished otouto who is given thralls to keep as pets.
Mainly elf thralls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577809
You tell 'em Skeeter! Hyuk-hyuk-hyuk!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577773
I don't toss my centipedes in ditches, what kind of monster do you take me for?

[Anonymous No.]

These snail women in the bloodborne DLC have cute butts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577819
The kind who plays a part in the 'mukade venom business. That's how the situation from Night Terrors happened, isn't it?
>>14577829
Is Bloodborne spiraling into hotness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577816
You sound kind of like a villain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577834
I hope so. Slutty hunter armors would make this game GOTYAY

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577809
>Have Wurm farm out in the middle of nowhere
>Basically just your house on top of a big hill, with a bunch of Wurm caves dug into it
>Sell precious metals and gems they dig up to buy food
>Spend all day just chillin with the Wurms
>Once in a while one will come up to you and shyly tell you it's time
>You take her into the back room
>The special room with the cushioned mats all over the floor
>She strips down
>You wrap your arms and legs around her really tight, with you face right at waist level
>She wiggles around fiercely and after half an hour or so of struggling manages to get all the way out of her old shed
>She comes out all shiny and bright
>You take the shed and sell it for an insane price to manufacturers
>pic unrelated

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577851
I want to help Ladydevimon turn Angewomon into a mindbroken masochist nympho and then heal her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577844
I'm not the villain, she's the villain. I'm the villain's innocent and incredibly sheltered bird in a gilded cage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577862
Then what happens to you in the story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577859
You're pure evil. Angewomon is for marriage followed by tender loving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577807
>Imagine looking out of the window of a bus you can't leave, that moves in circles, on the same path every day.
>Things just keep passing by out that window, the scenery, the people... everything.
>It's not bad, just lonely.
>There is one other person on the bus with you.
>Her.
>She is also the one keeping you on the bus.
>She is not kind. After a while, though, she stopped being unkind.
>You are now just a part of the scenery, blending in with the rest of the objects in the mansion, like a table that moves.
>That's pretty much what you are, a method of holding food for her, that just so happens to be able to walk around, and maybe make smalltalk with the maids.
>You know when she's hungry, her call superimposes even your base instincts.
>She isn't gentle, but you heal quickly now, and she doesn't really intend harm.
>You'd be lying if you said the experience wasn't pleasurable, and while it is something you find yourself looking forward to, it's not something you really want.
>You want to go outside again. Leaning out of an open window when you can find the will for it doesn't count.
>You want to see grass that isn't dead again.
>You want to see a sky without grey clouds blotting out the sun.
>But this is the one pleasure you get. So you take it.
>After she's done, she leaves you shivering by yourself. At this point you are no longer her problem.
>She heads off, to do whatever it is vampires do, and leaves you with weak knees and dim eyes in whatever place she decided to make her feeding chamber for the day.
>Usually it's the hall just outside her room, so she doesn't have to walk far to retreat into it.
>You take some time to gather as much senses as your fractured consciousness can hold, and you walk back into the bowels of the mansion, wandering in circles.
>She doesn't really need you for anything but your blood. The maids take care of everything she could ever ask for beyond that.
>So after she's done with you for the night, you go off, wandering the unchanging and immaculate halls of the mansion you've already wandered so many times.
>It isn't terrible, just empty. Not being able to completely think for yourself makes it worse.
>You'd ask to leave, but that would take more concentration than you can spare anymore.
>Better to just relax and wait.
>Just let that bus keep on rolling.
>You wonder if she's experiencing the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577867
She's for corruption, degradation, humiliation and then tender healing. Ladydevimon is for wild fucking, getting gently dommed by, and teaming up against Angewomon with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577870
>corruption, degradation, humiliation
These things are terrible and you're terrible for liking them. You do have good taste in girls though, so you get a pass.

[Anonymous No.]

We all know Dianamon is the best Digimon, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577869
This is silly, why would a Vampire live in a gloomy place with no sunlight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577877
They're not terrible if you do them with love in your heart.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm thinking of splitting up the party of adventurers in my story. Should I keep the twins with similar abilities in the same group or separate them? Separating them would let me bring out the differences between the twins, but that would lead to more time being taken from the main plot, and making the whole story stretch on longer.
What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577904
Keep the twins together and either have them so in sync that they're finishing each other's sentences, or have them hate each other and their dialogue is rife with nettles and barbs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577916
But they've been in the story for a while now and neither of those characterizations fits them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577865
I befriend one of the Elf thralls while Nee-san is too busy doing villain stuff to spend time with me. She gets jealous and drama happens.

It comes to a head when the Elf thrall convinces me to help her escape. Nee-san catches us in the act and goes into a jealous rage, assuming I'm running away with her. This leads to her feeding on me for the first time, but her emotions being unstable causes her to fuck it up and she hurts me.

I recover and things go back to normal, but she starts avoiding me after that. I slip into a depression and Vampire nee-san grows more cold and distant.

Elfu watches for a while but eventually intervenes, causing more drama that resolves the situation with me feeding on nee-san at the end in a very sexy scene. Two perspective switches here also show the scene through the eyes of Nee-san (reveals a lot of the inner turmoil that caused her earlier behavior, and the intimacy of the scene forces her to acknowledge and confront the inappropriate feelings she has for her otouto) then through the eyes of Elf-thrall, who is watching the whole thing in secret and to her own surprising is feeling a little jealous herself.

Conclusion, Nee-san comes to terms with her feelings and decides to pursue a proper romantic relationship with me, only to discover she has no romance skills and she's awkward as fuck now that she's being honest with herself. I get let out of my gilded cage somewhat and taking on a more active role in Nee-san's life. Elf-thrall becomes a proper servant - my personal servant - rather than a simple bloodbag slave.

Story ends with me and nee-san in a good mood. Nee-san dropping hints to elf to leave so we can be alone together, but elf ignores it. Eventually nee-san makes an excuse to get elf away from me a little, then whispers to elf and orders her to leave. Elf points out she's MY servant, not nee-sans, so she has to look out for my best interests; she's not going anywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577958
Wait a minute, how do you feed on a Vampire? Are you a Pillar Man?

[Anonymous No.]

Loli MGs driving big trucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577963
On ice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577962
She scores her skin with a fingernail, causing herself to bleed.
This is followed by lots of licking, kissing, sucking, and nibbling of the neck, chest, breasts, lips, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577973
So why haven't you written this story yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577904
It doesn't really matter if you make the story longer, write what you feel is right

I tried to split up a party in one of my stories, it was much harder than I thought. Watch out for transitions when you go from one group to another and make sure that the reader has a clear idea of where the characters are

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577978
Mostly laziness

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577982
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQRW0RM4V0k

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577981
>Watch out for transitions
I tend to juggle several characters' perspectives anyway and luckily haven't had any complaints about that so far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577966
On ice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577982
Nee-san wants you to write.

[Anonymous No.]

This reindeer wants to let loose after recovering from the Christmas rush, will you help her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578034
That's not a reindeer, that's a filthy dark elf in disguise

I will

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578013
Gunna bite it

>>14578034
That too

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578044
Derriere nibbler please.

[Anonymous No.]

You've been at sea with just stinky sailors and maybe an Alp or two for a couple of months. Now you're back on dry land, and because of reasons you are given free reign for a night at the brothel, everything on the house.
What do?

[Anonymous No.]

The year of the monkey is kind so far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578055
Take all of the drugs, get in a fight with five men and win, and sleep with as many hookers as the brothel will spare, some of whom will no doubt be alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578055
See if the establishment has a Kraken, a Lava golem, and a Centaur available. If they do, order a Rusty Venture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578065
>Rusty Venture
Explain to your Kobold daughteru and her Wurm BFF what this is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578067
I just tell them it's the reason she was born a Kobold even though mommy is a Titania and leave it at that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578055
>Play strip poker with the hookers
>Lose because your luck stinks
>Get raped by hookers because MGs

Next time don't do strip poker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578058
I for one welcome our new, Simian overlords!

[Anonymous No.]

have we got anything for Valkyrie corruption?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578040
>Muramasa
>elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578058
>literally no neck
Ruins the whole picture, holy shit that looks weird

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578120
Source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578144
I've been wondering why her bikini just disappears halfway into her buttcrack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578144
>neck
Now I can't unsee it.

[Anonymous No.]

I will make her a star.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578162
Ikusa otome Valkyrie
the most 50/50 doujin thing I've read

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578167
Good fucking luck, she'll never be like that touhou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578167
Love this one.
It's a shame that she doesn't have many arts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578058
I'm going to fuck a Kakuen from behind and use her tail to guide her onto my dick

I like to think that pulling on a Kakuen's tail weakens them to the point where they can barely stand up

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578177
if you head cannon was true, then I would so go monkey huntin

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578167
Are you gonna write a story about her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578186
No but I'm going to include her in my story as a manipulative but shy Inspector General.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578055
Find the most innocent, tall, soft and curvy whore in the joint, fuck her untill she's swollen with cum, then cuddle into sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578190
Nice. Looking forward to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578170
>she'll never be like that touhou.
Well maybe not as popular but there's always a good ol bastardization.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578202
I was originally going to just have a little mix-up and have the locals mistake one of the heroes for the inspector like in that Gogol story, but then I thought it'd be better to have a less popular girl get a chance to shine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578210
Ooo.. Now really looking forward to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578214
Well that's nice, the update is half-way done now but I don't know if I'll have time to get it done this week or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14575835
>I awake to find Caprice sealing her pussy lips with a specialty rune, presumably to keep the volume of spunk from pouring out.
What a lewd Familiar, not normally the biggest fan of /ss/ but that was a pretty nice short.

Not bad at all for a first attempt, you seem aware of the problems it might have too so you know what to work on if you do more writing in future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578099
>the one on the right has a beastiality fetish
noice

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578099
How does one convince a Simian of once's quality as a breeding stud?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578255
Wait for her to exhaust herself from training, then molest her while she's immobile. That's how Bulma nabbed Vegeta.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578221
Any link to your previous works?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578263
It makes me feel like an attentionwhore to do this you know. It's all the same story, and this will be part of it too.
http://pastebin.com/u/Historianon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578268
Hey! Didn't know it was you. I'm still following you work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578271
Well now you know there's a Lickitongue coming up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578274
And I'm guessing there's also a Raiju coming up too. Since you were the one how posted the preview.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578283
Well, yes. And a Kejorou and a Ryu and a Kappa. Whether or not I'll add in lewd scenes with Switch-Spiders at a brothel remains to be seen though.
This damn thing keeps growing bigger.

[ThunderBrother No.]

Surprise half-chapter time? Surprise half-chapter time. The rest will be coming within the next couple weeks.

Falling Leaves Chapter 9.1: http://pastebin.com/ZU4MYKxF

Remember, tanuki are for loving. Hope you enjoy it, you fucking beautiful people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578297
Cheers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578297
I'm patient; I can wait for the full chapter, friend.

[ThunderBrother No.]

>>14578320
I'm sure you guys are all patient, given you read my stuff, but I just thought it'd be nice to post this part since I originally wanted finish it by New Year's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578329
I know how you feel.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh-oh anon, that damnable Memecat from down the street says she needs to bring you to AGDQ to help her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578331
I have no idea what that means, but I can do anything if I listen to this song while doing it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoJgkgRxUfc

[Anonymous No.]

What monstergirl would be a super popular youtube prankster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578344
Gee, I WONDER who.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578350
Yup. Gonna be hard to choose which one.

[Anonymous No.]

Force of Nature!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578343
Memecat needs you because your joystick is the best one for the fastest possible speed run!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578393
Your taste is:

Amazing
Exceptional
God-tier
GOAT

and we are now best friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578394
Your approval fills me with shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578393
MOUNTAIN BITCH

[Anonymous No.]

The bittersweet embrace of death grips the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578497
OH SHIT I'M FEELIN' IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578500
Well don't be a jerk, hug back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578503
HELL YEAH FUCK YEAH I FEEL LIKE KILLIN' IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578512
No, don't kill, just hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578514
ALRIGHT THAT'S TIGHT WHAT IT'S LIKE TO EXPERIENCE

[Anonymous No.]

I love spiders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578554
Me too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578520
Need a Takyon here boss

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578568
Would Spiders be turned on if you spanked their big butts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578400

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578554
Would spiders make good maids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578503
Why would I hug back? Undead scare me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578607
They'd keep all kinds of vermin under control. Every Maus that tried to sneak into your house would end up in some humiliating bondage, waiting for your appraisal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578607
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578617
I find this slightly amusing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577071
As long as they behave like good househusbands they probably like all type of male bodies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578611
But you're so warm tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578607
>Can clean the ceiling
>Will knit you swanky as fuck clothes
>Can repair any torn clothing
>Cobwebs collect dust, taken down once a day and thrown out, leaving the home fresh and clean
>Best cuddles, enjoys relaxing before a fireplace, to soak up heat
>Perfectly content to mind her own business knitting comfy as fuck clothes for master, while you climb onto her back, sit on her thorax, rest your back against hers, and rest your feet on her abdomen and read a book or something
>Venom and a morning blowjob better than a gallon of coffee for a productive master to start the day

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578631
Those eyes won't work on me this time!
Hugs lead to dating, which leads to marriage!
I don't want to live forever!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578627
>Amazoness thinks that the 5' 7" twink she kidnapped will make the perfect bitchboy, but it turns out he's a hot-blooded BAMF that's impossible to mindbreak.
Wacky high jinks ahoy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578643
Who wants to live forever?
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578646
>What is mindflayer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578646
What exactly are you trying to say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578646
She can just return him to the store and get one that works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578634
I want to tease the ara ara spider maid!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578744
Anon, please. She's mature an composed. She'll just bush, hide her smiling lips behind a hand and go 'ara ara'. that or 'ufufu' 50/50, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578744
I want a big soft ara ara spider maid who's actually incredibly dominant!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578757
Never! i will continue until she's a blushing mess on the floor or she tries that dominant stuff that is between sexy and maternal.

not sure if it has a name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578769
mumdom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578776
Not sure, it's like that onee-san feeling where she still doms you but is gentle and encourages you to cum with soothing words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578766
So get a spider mistress.

[Anonymous No.]

And November is done!

Only October and July left! The Calendar is nearing its end, and soon it will be fully operational.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578832
>Not wanting that ara ara seemingly meek spider maid to follow and obey you showing her true powerlevel only when you are in danger or on the path of selfdestruction
It's like you don't have good tastes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578852
You gotta define your type of dominant, man. I thought you meant "dominant" as in treating you as a butler occasionally.
Because your idea does sound nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578224
Thanks a ton man, glad you got some enjoyment out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578838
Fuckin' gorgeous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578838
Dem legs, all of dem. From the sexy clawy toes to the tight thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578929
You're right, those are some mighty thick thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

Get up anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578838
Those are some nice feet.

[Anonymous No.]

Accept the love of Hoof Pussy Kingdom, home of purest girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578933
Meaty thick thighs are the best though. I want them around my head while I eat her out.

[Anonymous No.]

>Finally read Centaur's worries
>Pretty cute story so far
>Suddenly aliens
>Then cute
>Then Aliens abduction
>Then cute
>Suddenly the MC is in another world
>She doesn't mind scarifying humans to get to her world
>Suddenly everything's back to normal like if nothing happened
>Suddenly terrorist

What the FUCK am I reading?
It's like the author doesn't know what he want to do with this story...

[Anonymous No.]

I need 2k words worth of inspiration! Lift your hands to the sky and GIVE IT TO ME!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578934
Why? What's going on?
If it's an emergency, go wake up one of the actual warriors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578934
Make me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578934

It's too late for me

Save yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578838
>She put her claws on after she put her tights on
monsters, how do they work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578938
But I already live here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578940
Heh.
>>14578943
I wish I had the energy to write out 2K words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578943
Seek hathor's inspiration, drink milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578973
Hathor isn't very helpful, she just makes me want to write about nursing handjobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578984
>Implying that's a bad thing

[Anonymous No.]

Would a Ryu be offended if someone referred to her as dragon lady?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578990
But it's not relevant to what I'm doing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578984
Go for it mang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578993
Well, what are you doing then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578997
Maybe later. With a TIT-ania.
>>14578998
Shy girl visiting a brothel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578984
I want to convert a wurm to hathor!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578929
>>14578936
Why are Jabberwock feet so sexy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579000
>With a TIT-ania.
Excellent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578966
>energy
Just take amphetamines like a DJT reject, or devote your life to coffee like a somewhat normal person and rationalize it as being in an eternal relationship with a little brown curse goddess that will go yan on your punk ass if you abandon her. The stabbing pain of a bad withdrawal headache is actually kind of nice when you know you aren't having an aneurysm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579000
Well, I can't help you there, but I'm looking forward to that TIT-ania now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579003
They're purple and strong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579007
I never could get into the taste of coffee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578991
Why would she, she is a dragon lady.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579008
Might get around to it next week.

[Anonymous No.]

Yin or Yang?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579033
Can Shirohebi have big tits too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579033
I'm a goody-two-shoes, but I'm a slut for evil snake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579005
Titania paizuri when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578838
Holy shit, she went all out on that lighting and those colors, it looks fucking amazing


she makes good dakis, you should think about her as a possibility for your wock daki

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579039
Yep.
It just depends on how big you want to go.
Oranges?
Melons?
Prize winning pumpkins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579042
never

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579014
Because it's a derogatory name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579048
Would you be offended if someone calls you "human guy"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579047
Never say never, I'll pull your boner-lever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579046
Big yandere melons for the mother of titfucks and nursing handjobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579033
Can I order a white snake with snake hair? Surely that's feasible with today's technology and disregard for nonhuman rights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579051
I'd personally like ones so large that they look like they could pop free from her robes at any time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579051
Like this ?
https://my.mixtape.moe/eldqec.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579050
I did do a short Titania greentext, though it had no paizuri and only amounted to >you will never-tier stuff.
>>14579061
Wunderbar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579049
No, it's accurate, and understandable in a world with multiple species

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579065
There are better Kloah paizuri pictures out there, anon: http://i.imgur.com/qKV5BYy.jpg
>tfw this image still has yet to be translated
>tfw I will never know the full context of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579068
Please, you ignorant cisshet. The non-toxic term for beautiful people like her is "female lizard."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579074
It may be better
but that is not a lamia

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579066
Exactly.
I'd enjoy some extra large ones on a shirohebi that are obscenely large.
One's that make it look unnatural for her to wear clothes.
I want to sneak upon such a snake and grope dem titties from behind until she's a writhing, panting puddle of white snake.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh-oh, an Amazonian Jinko is after you!

Apparently during your earlier whoring career years you plowed a poor Tanuki and now that she's struck it big she wants to hunt you down and marry you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579078
I don't think a dragon would like being called a mere lizard anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579068
It would be kind of weird if you were to work in a place where you are the only human, and everyone refers to you as "that human guy over there" whenever they talk about you.

Then they start calling you "hummie" when they get to know you much to you dismay and rage

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579083
Is it a chubby tanuki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579083
I hire myself a decent bodyguard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579085
Do they prefer the term Lizard-American? Because that's a mouthful and they can fuck right on back the fuck off to Lizfrica if that's the case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579087
I wouldn't mind being called "the cute hummie in marketing."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579085
What about calling them "money geckos" or "horder scales"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579083
>Whoring career
>Plowing a poor Tanuki
>Being hunted
Are we still talking about me? this sound like the anon to my left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579097
It wasn't me! It was the one armed man!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579083
Why would I regret plowing her?
I enjoy all I can do for them as a modestly priced male escort

[Anonymous No.]

If only you could see all the pretty colors, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579033
Both. You can't have light without dark, or vice versa.

Of course, this is a ruse to hide the fact I can't decide. I like the gentleness of the shirohebi, but I like the exoticness of the apophis just as much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579110
Don't worry, I'm sure at least one of us is color blind and will get the desired result from enough acid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579049
Mate, it's an American term that's a derogatory description of an Asian woman as deceitful and dangerous.

[Anonymous No.]

Pound the Zombie!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579033
Both

[Anonymous No.]

>>14577878
I'd definitely put her at #3. But sorry, these two are too good: >>14577870

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579033
Very hard decision, but I'd have to go with the white snake, because I'd rather not get involved in regicide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578838
Beautiful anon. Absolutely beautiful.

[Anonymous No.]

>KC says new girl Soon(tm)
Hurrah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579178
Hopefully she's a remarkable species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579180
Dry-erase board girl confirmed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579184
You cheeky motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579178
How soon is Soon™?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579188
Five minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579188
Who knows? Soon hopefully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579174
But Apophis don't kill Pharaohs.

>>14579178
Yesh.
Let's hope she's better than the last one.
Not that it would be hard desu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579188
Maybe tomorrow, who knows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579188
Probably tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579174
What if the Pharaoh was evil?

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q657rEkgfKs

>YFW Demon Lord threatens to burn your entire world to the ground unless you marry her
>YFW when that gets no reaction from you outside of calling her a chuuni she threatens you with something that makes you go absolutely full DOOMGUY on her ass

Plucking each and every feather off of your Kikimora maid to use them as her own personal feather duster

[Anonymous No.]

Your dragon daughter got in trouble for bullying some poor shota. What should you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579211
>Plucking each and every feather off of your Kikimora maid to use them as her own personal feather duster

OVER THE LINE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579208
What if the Jedi were evil?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579216
Depends.
What type of bullying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579208
Regardless, too much paperwork.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579216
Tell her that it's okay to make him cry as long as he doesn't tell her to stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579211
>reference doomguy
>posts spehss muhreen

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579216
Tell the shota to man up and let himself be bullied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579178
That was fast, he only just got home from comiket on monday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579216
That's just how kids show their affection. Just give her a simple talking to about how there are better ways to talk with people, and hope she makes the proper adjustments in her attitude. Might not be easy given she's a dragon, but I can hope as a parent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579231
I don't have any good Doomguy gifs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579216
Advise daughter to claim the shota as her husband, despite their age difference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579241
Then what is your daughter doing at a school if she's that old?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579227
She keeps burning his lunch and then forcing him to eat with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579244
She's a teacher, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579249
I'm sure she can find a nice man who has hit puberty .There's no need to harass children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579244
I just filled in the blanks.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to work for a big, muscled ryu as her butler and give her massages, back rubs, and generally spoil her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579216
>you will never see your wurm daughteru coiled around a boy she likes yelling, "No! Mine!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579254
But all the women in her family go for younger guys.
It's why I still look 15 despite being the father of a 27 year old Dragon. Fucking mamomobama, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579262
>That spoiler
>TFW you will never nuzzle your face into her back muscles as she tells you about a cheeky Kakuen who stole her size changing staff

[Anonymous No.]

I didn't think I'd have time later this week, so I finished it now. Ludwig meets the Mukade.

http://pastebin.com/jPx4R0yR

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579267
I want this Mamomobama meme to leave.

But I do like CC Dragons lusting over young boys, isn't there a greentext picture about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579246
Tell her to stop beating around the bush.
If she wants him, she should just kiss him, hold his hand and confess her love to him.

If it doesn't work, she can do the same thing that her mom does to me the first time I meet her. Just like what nearly all mamonos do to their future husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579275
>And then she laughed at me! AT ME!
>Honestly, those darn apes never show anyone their proper respe- OH!-
>N-no, it didn't hurt, it just caught me off guard is all.
>So, she grabs my staff, scampers off, and gives me the fi- I didn't say stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579278
>But I do like CC Dragons lusting over young boys, isn't there a greentext picture about it?
Unfortunately none that I remember.
But there is the yan Jabbernee-san stuff if that counts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579277
Oh, and the preview I posted yesterday ends at line 105 if you want to skip it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579288
While that is really damn good, that's not what I was refering to. I'm talking about the one where about how a boy and his monster girl stop aging once they marry because mamono mana, so he's eternally young and she's eternally ara ara

Then they have a daughteru who grows up into a CC who looks older than her father

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be adopted into a family of monstergirls
>you will never be adored by all your adopted sisters and be expected to marry them all when you're old enough to
>your big sister will never be kicked out for refusing to share you with her sisters
>you will never hear her outside screaming vengeance on the whole family for taking her cute little brother from her
>year later, the world will never come under threat by a powerful tyrant who destroys everything in their way
>their army will never story into your town, lead by their most feared general
>you will never be abducted by this terrifying warrior and spared from the slaughter, as they strangely refuse to harm you in any way
>you will never be brought cowering before her unbeatable and brutal lord in their massive fortress, only to find your big sister on a throne, staring at you like she hasn't had a man in years
>she'll never jump on you immediately, boasting about how no one will ever try and separate her from her cute little brother ever again
>you will never gain the attention of a yandere older sister

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579299
Ahh, that one. I got you covered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579305
My dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579033
Sorry apep, but shrinesnake just barely edges you out..

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579033
Yin because I've always wanted to see a Shinto shrine

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579305
> Ghoul imoutou will never suck on your fingers while you sleep
> Shoggoth sister will never covertly replace your bed, ensuring that you're both comfortable. Also, you suddenly pick up nocturnal emmisions. How strange.
> Dragon sister will never bully you for the first part of your life, then be careful and mushy with you when you start to become older in a facile attempt to do damage control
> mom will never tuck you in
> wurm sister will never untuck you in so that she can do it, then do a poor job of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579305
Continue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579216
Nothing. She shouldn't be acting like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579336
>wurm sister will never untuck you in so that she can do it, then do a poor job of it
Such is life for poor, stupid Wurm-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579336
I want wurm imotou to nap on my chest, a happy smile on her face as she nuzzles into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579288
Where do I get one of these yandere older sisters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579336
>Dragon sister
>damage control
Holy shit that is the worst type of fucking person.
If she ever starts dating anybody I'm gonna do my damnedest they know how fucking awful she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579336
> wurm sister will never untuck you in so that she can do it, then do a poor job of it
Claws are a little unwieldy for that sort of task, but that's okay, as long as she makes up for it by "tucking me in" by coiling around me and sleeping with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579349
Your dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_wyaHeJ-e8
Muh dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579277
So there's only a chapter or two left? It's been good so far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579285
Yes, this is my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579367
Holy shit, that last one fills me with fear but also gives me a boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579367
That voice makes me want to fall into her arms.
>>14579373
Actually I'm only half-way done by my count.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579375
Really?
You want to listen to your muscled ryu mistress talk about how no one listens to her while massaging her back and rubbing oil into it?

What would you do if she fell asleep in the middle of it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579033
[ ] Shirohebi
[ ] Apophis
[X] Have them both caduceus themselves around my dick

[Anonymous No.]

I want a dragon to stop hammering on my door oh god she's breaking through help I don't wa

Nevermind ignore me I was being a childish drama queen there are no such thing as dragons and even if there were they'd probably be nice loving wives

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579393
Lucky buck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579393
Holy shit, dragons are lazy.
Couldn't even be bothered to delete his original message.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579393
Well thank goodness

I was about to say it'd suck to be abducted by a vanilla dragon, especially when the other 4 dragons are soooo much better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579277
>no Tia this chapter
Dropped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579393
Well thank goodness for that. I certainly wouldn't want a dragon showing up at my house at 1250 Oakmead Pkwy, Sunnyvale, CA 94085.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579402
I want a lazy dragon to give snacks and pamper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579410
Glad I'm not the only one

I want that red tanned muscular dragon to get her man

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579412
She'll get fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579422
She's a dragon, it's just a display of her wealth.
Besides, its not like she's going to need any assistance for fighting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579410
>>14579417
You know, when I started writing this I was only going to have her appear twice, once at the start and then at the very end. What's so good about some love-lorn Salamander anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579425
Any enemy will just be able to punch her in the gut and steal her hoard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579430
It's extra cushioning Anon.
Nothing will damage her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579434
It's a weak sot on her normally hard body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579438
And now that she's soft it's nothing more than a trap!
They punch it, realize it isn't doing anything and she grabs them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579385
Whisper into her ear to dream me up a dragon and tell me the story when she wakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579427
She's nice, she's sweet, she's dedicated, and she makes a great counterpart to the girly cecile.

Also, why wouldn't we root for her? She's a girl going to great lengths to get her "princess" back, she's fueled only on love. She's more or less the hero of the story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579446
Just don't get too close or you may find her abs rubbing against her when she snatches you up in her sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579412
>>14579422
>>14579425
I want to be the young boytoy servent of a fat lazy Dragon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579447
Well she was meant to be a gag. Hope you'll take responsibility if her story arc ends up all syrupy because it's powered by wuv.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579427
Dragons are popular. That's pretty much it. Granted, I haven't actually read anything, but I can hazard a guess based on what people have been saying. Seems she fits the popular mold of 'commandeering amazon searching for pretty-boy househusband.' A character mold that I find as appealing as fungal mold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579443
Or she'll get tired from fighting be helpless as they loot the place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579456
>commandeering amazon
That's not her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579427
desu I skip the sections of the story that don't involve her

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579452
That's one thing I wish I could write out, a convincingly arousing sequence where a guy is made to rub his erect cock all up and down the grooves of an MG's oiled up abs

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579467
You're missing out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579467
Well that's just plain silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579453
But she's so fat and lazy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579452
>Implying I wouldn't "accidentally" get too close and let her grab me so I could sleep with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579473
>>14579475
I'm just not interested in stinky bugs or adventurous adventurer man having a mid-life crisis. I am interested in a Dragon going on adventure for Love tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579483
>stinky bugs
But that's exactly the meme this story is supposed to kill dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579488
I'm even less interested in clean bugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579491
Well too bad because this is a story about adventurous adventure man and a ferocious rapebug falling in love. The Dragon bits are just fanservice. Get out of my establishment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579483
But her love is a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579483
I'm almost certain that the whole purpose of this story was to paint the Oomukade as a fearsome dragon killer and rapetrain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579478
I like fat lazy Monster Girls! They're soft and cuddly! And dragons would be haughty in addition too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579499
This is true. He was raised by Elves and that kind of upbringing leaves you lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579393
I always had this idea for a shitty short story where one day monsters just show up.
Every single guy just gets this one monstergirl barge into his house and announce herself as his wife then and there. No is not an acceptable answer, and all unattached men will be loved and cherished against their will if necessary.
An emergency news broadcast would play a couple of hours later where the news reader is nervously telling the public to stay calm as a werecat cuddles him tightly from behind, purring loudly.
Eventually the president addresses the world and tells everyone to accept these women, and that the world should greet them with open arms.
The terrified population can't help but notice the tall, horned pale woman lovingly stroking his hair or how exhausted he seems. The new wives on the other hand point out that our leader seems okay with it all so we should all start raising families.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579503
She'll sit on her butt all day and make you do everything as she watches TV1

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579516
That's what I want her to do though! I'd do it all with a smile, and then cuddle her on the couch! And later that night, ask her for femdom!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579520
What if she's too lazy to do any of that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579503
I am going to cuddle her and sleep on her at night.
She is just too damned soft to pass up that opportunity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579524
What Monster Girl is too lazy for sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579528
She is.

[Anonymous No.]

When are we going to get some substantial monkeygirl art that isn't just a genderbent Sun Wukong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579543
>Kloah
Well, that kid has a reason to look nervous around her...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579547
Journey to The We/ss/t?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579402
Not just lazy but also stupid.

Thank god I live in America and just shoot the dumb bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579557
Cock devouring monkey Demon, Daughteru Wukong

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579532
Sounds like she needs to be prepped. I've never heard of even the laziest Monster Girls turning down sex.

And by prepped I mean give her cunninglus between those big thick thighs until she begs for my cock in her

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579543
I'll take all the genderbent sun wukong if you don't want it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579402
Not just lazy, stupid too.

Thank god I live in America and can just shoot the dumb bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579503
>you will never rest your head on your waifu's large breasts

pic related, Miia after i made her a mother

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579558
>>14579571
Huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579568
Or she just shitposts on /hbg/ as you fuck her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579571
I'll never understand people's fascination with the Lincoln/Washington Monument or Capitol Hill when they aren't even interesting irl. But maybe that's just the NoVA local in me being bitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579573
Crabman drew Miia with titties that size before, didn't he?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579577
If she keeps being a fat lazy NEET, she'll start to get stinky too. Now she an either have sex and be not stinky, or be stinky and shitpost. I'll still fuck her either way, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579588
Why can't she have both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579557
Pretty much. Every kid in anything by Kloah will always encounter a cheerful woman with insanely big breasts who will eventually ask the one question that every no shouta understands, but all fear: "Hey, kid... wanna /ss/?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579557
>yfw Po-Ju did /ss/ doujin of Journey to the West

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579588
I want to sniff a NEET Kikimora's armpits something fierce.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579596
I wish the fucker would do more Abyssal stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579581
just only slightly smaller

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579602
>NEET Kikimora
How?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579611
Ah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579591
If she shitposts and have sex, I'll be satisfied, but she'll probably be really stinky afterwards

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579612
It's not a job, it's labor of love

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579618
But you would like that anyway, wouldn't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579612
Could never find her destined master so she never got into cleaning.

>TFW you're sitting at the table and she walks down in one of your shirts, loosely hanging from her top, letting you see a bit of cleavage
>Drinks milk from the carton, mussed hair covering one eye
>Feather duster tail going up and down slightly
>TFW you take her right then and there on the counter

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579570
You can find the Sun Wukong-chan stuff on your own.
But have a whatever the fuck monkeygirl type this is supposed to be,

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579633
Japanese Macaque.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579635
I'd stick macaque in her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579622
Well yes, but if she knows that then she'll never stop being a fat lazy haughty stinky neet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579643
You're the one encouraging her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579588
I want to drag her to the bath and scrub her clean, even if I have to get in myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579507
It seems like a cool thing to read, reminded me about that mg roulette story.

It seems to lack something though, as it is it sounds like one of those generic "smut by force" where you simply get raped, it need circumstances.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579507
Welp. Time for mass suicide, and for one brave Ohio-Class SSBN crew to launch their missiles and start the apocalypse, putting us all out of our misery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579543
I'm sure we will after all we still have 11 more months of the year to go for monkey art

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579659
Maybe you could try talking your problems out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579663
>No is not an acceptable answer, and all unattached men will be loved and cherished against their will if necessary.

Seems like talking is no use.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579647
I guess you're right. I just need to accept her then?

Can I still cuddle and be her boytoy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579664
So killing thousands of innocents is?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579665
You need to withhold sex until she cleans up her life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579666
In a situation where our leaders have been subverted, the first lady is missing, and occupying forces have already taken over the world? It's better to die on our terms than theirs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579659
>>14579664
Don't be a bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579672
Kejourou would be pretty good chefs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579678
But they're not that hostile. I'm sure peace talks would be the best for everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

For anybody that's interested TF posted some chapters of Bird Cafe in the /a/ thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579687
Meh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579674
What if I only withhold it until she says please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579684
>The terrified population can't help but notice the tall, horned pale woman lovingly stroking his hair or how exhausted he seems.

There's never been an unmarried President of the US. His wife is nowhere to be seen and he's advocating immediate acceptance without any prior diplomatic contact. There's obviously some kind of undue mental influence going on here. The invaders won't take no for an answer and are imposing their will on the populace, granting them no other recourse. You can't have peace talks in that situation, and presumably all conventional military forces have been similarly eliminated. The nuclear option is the only one that's left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579697
That's not enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579701
Maybe that's his monsterized wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579701
If we blew ourselves up every time the government was compromised by outside forces, we wouldn't even be here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14576798
Why does this pic .make me laugh so much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579701
>Monster girls wouldn't vote for an unmarried monster girl candidate
Discuss

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579717
If she can't even find herself a husband, how can she be trusted with the instruments of power? How will she be able to relate to and properly represent the concerns of families in her country?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579654
>that mg roulette story
What was that guys name?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579712
Because no one can take seriously the lewd advances of someone smaller than their own head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579709
Lobbyists are a different kind of cancer than an invading army that's literally kicking down the front door of every house in the country.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579726
you goddamn ninja! i was going to post that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578055
Find the loliest Alice and fuck her into a wheelchair, then take responsibility for ruining her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579507
Meh, I'd read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579735
http://pastebin.com/u/Iron-beast

It's just a couple of independent stories coupled on the same circumstances, but the context in which they play is what i like about them, like how at first is just rumours but later in the plot it is even in the news, more stories should do that kind of backstory development.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579737
They can't kick down every door in the country, you're just exaggerating.They just need to learn about how human society works, that's all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579753
thanks
there's a decent amount here, any recs if you remember?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579211
>spoiler
WHY

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579758
Well, yes. I'm obviously shitposting here.

I do think a lot of them would wound up getting shot by people who freak out about an obviously inhuman intruder in their house though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579760
The most memorable is the one about hellhounds, which is the longer of them, but i also liked the salamander.

There are some not-so good but nothing otherwordly bad, i think it's worth to read them if you at least like the mg associated to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579766
How else well everyone he's a badass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579702
Ok, I'll withhold sex until she gives me that face that she's really horny

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579681

Being able to manipulate several tools at the same would definitely make it easier for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579575
Fuck self untitled, stupid assholes.
>>14579579
Have you been there? It's actually rather pretty

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579804
But their hair would get everywhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579805
I've been there before, yes. I also drive into DC constantly or around it so I see them enough.

Going in the Winter is balls, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579351
Anon you don't understand, you're supposed to be the one dating her.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579814
I'd rather motorboat DD-chans doubles D's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579769
I was really excited to see a lave golem, but no smut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579807

A Kejourou's hair doesn't fall out as easily as it does for a human and they don't touch raw ingredients with it when cooking. But if they're yandere then they might try to sneak a tiny of their hair into food or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579810
I kind of like it because it's plain. It's simple, it looks good, it was build with contributions from all over the country. It doesn't need to be huge and flashy, and I think it's good that it isn't. Americans have a bad habit of being loud.

>>14579812
Nigga, she treated me like shit before and then went all wimpy the instant I got big. This is like an abusive father complementing your hair when you walk in with a gun.

I think I'm alright

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579849
Just dom the fuck out of her when damage control time happens, no need to be an asshole about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579854
Getting abusive shitheads out of your life and warning other people about them isn't being an asshole, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Soon (tm)

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579867
What if she wants to change herself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579849
I think it's more like she legitimately feels bad for how she treated you when you where younger, rather than feeling intimidated by you in any way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579874
Who drew that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578838
Who's the artist for this one? Because I want to give them my salary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579769
thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579881
Sud

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579878
Sometimes it's too late for that, and the best thing to do is just excise them from your life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579890
osiimi-chan.deviantart.com/

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579896
Cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579900
Then don't be a vindictive baby and stop getting involved in hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579900
You sound like a shitty sibling

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579907
She's the one who won't get out of her little brother's life, not the other way around.
>>14579909
No, I just don't have time for shit siblings who think it's okay to be utter shitheads for years, and then think acting mushy in a "facile attempt at damage control" will make up for it. Nothing says you have to love people related to you by blood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579903
>$60 maximum for a whole character and brackground of that caliber

That can't be right. I'm misinterpreting that, right?
How much did that Jabberwock illustration cost?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579879
Not in the way op worded it, but I'd hope.

>>14579854
>>14579867
>>14579878
>>14579900
>>14579907
>>14579909
>my brother is an abusive alcoholic and sadist who's been in prison six times
>but maybe I shouldn't tell his girlfriend this
While our dragon friend -probably- isn't an abusive alcoholic, she is an asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579913
Didn't you say you were going to tell all her boyfriends how she hurt your feelings?

>>14579918
Siblings grating with each other and being a criminal are not the same thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579917
$80

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579917
Osiimi's just a good value, anon. There's a reason their queue is almost always full.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579918
>My brother is an abusive alcoholic and sadist who's been in prison six times but maybe i shouldn't tell his girlfriend this
If she's that dumb to not realize all of that then maybe it's not worth telling her, she would look for another one like your brother anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579918
Exactly. The word facile in the op means superficial in this context, implying that she doesn't actually feel regret, and is only acting apologetic in order to get something from you. Without genuine remorse there can be no forgiveness.

>>14579922
No, he was going to warn her boyfriends that she likes to bully folks. Behavior like that comes out in relationships as well. It sucks to be in one with someone like that.

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>>14579913
>My big sis bullied me a little when I was younger
>So I'm going to cut her out of my life and spit at all her attempts to make up for it
You're a bad person and you don't deserve a loving dragon onee-san. Also you've probably never had siblings before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579927
REMOVE LILLIM

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579932
EMBRACE LILIM

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579930
You're retarded if you think sibling conflict at a young age is in any way indicative of how they'll act in a relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579935
Love Lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579922
>>14579931
>siblings grating with each other and being a criminal are not the same thing.
Nigger I just said that.
She was a dick then and even worse, now she's a dick and a coward.
Oh I see, you're a kiss-ass aren't you?

>>14579928
A warning never hurts.

>>14579930
Give it up. It seems we have a group of bitchboys here. They're too busy getting branded by their mistresses to listen to anyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579938
>druella
You've gone too far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579938
Do want

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579938
Looks like an alp to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579938
PURGE LILIM

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579941
It sounds like they're in the group of anons that seem to think that bullying == teasing.
Which might explain their insistence that her punishment be lighter.

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[Anonymous No.]

if you were a shota in MGC, how fucked you would be?

Both literally and figuratively

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579953
I want to molest a Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579953
You must be new here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579952
True. It could be a difference in terminology. My older brother teased me all the time, but it never carried the mean-spiritedness inherent in actual bullying. The dragon seems different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579955
>how fucked you would be?
>Both literally and figuratively
I'd pet the pussy alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579955
Monster girls only like shotas, so you'd be pretty fucked and you better get used to staying as a little kid for the rest of your life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579941
Anon, you're fucking retarded and I doubt you've ever had a normal sibling relationship, if you've even had any siblings at all.

It's pretty normal for older siblings to treat their young siblings in a way that is similar to bullying, especially when both siblings are young and one of them is a fucking dragon who still doesn't understand how she's supposed to interact with her younger human brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579941
>Oh I see, you're a kiss-ass aren't you?
It's just extremely childish to carry a grudge all your way from your childhood just because they bullied you. Are you that much of a bitch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579952
Not all bullying is Jap-tier. Most of it is pretty benign and doesn't involve beating the shit out of people or permanent emotional scarring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579926
Ah, right, because it's a landscape background.
Still, that's fucking insane.
I gotta commision her sometime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579938
I want to be bullied by Druella.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579955
Just praise so the first one to find you is a lovely one

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579941
>bitchboys
Go away maledomfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579941
It depends on whether it was teasing or outright abuse.
If she was abusive then the anons arguing for her to be forgiven are being retarded, but otherwise you're overreacting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579968
Sure, but the people who experienced that kind of bullying are naturally going to think of that kind of behavior when they read the word.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you let her resue you from a vampire?
Once she breaks free of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579990
Very yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579990
I don't want to be rescued.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579990
I despise vampires so I would welcome the chance to be rescued.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579968
I'm in New England, and if most bullying is benign, then why are there such things as "zero tolerance" policies and presentations every so often about victims of bullying who committed suicide in high schools?

There's clearly a cultural difference going on here and/or a miscommunication.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579990
why is she trying to save me?
I don't know her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579990
i think she's the one that needs a rescue, anon.

I would do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579981
This bait does not meet my idea of freshness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579990
Oh goodness, yes. I would rather not be stuck with a vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580003
>>14580016
But the vampire loves you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580004
Bullying is by definition mean-spirited. Teasing is not. That guy is just being retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579990
IT WAS NOT BY MY HAND THAT I AM ONCE AGAIN GIVEN FLESH, I WAS CALLED HERE BY MONSTERS, WHO WISH TO PAY ME TRIBUTE

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580024
I don't love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580024
Unfortunately for her, I don't love her back. I'm afraid of undeads.
5 billion years is too long of a lifespan for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580031
Why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580024
I don't like bitey or stabby things, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579952
>>14579983
If its just teasing I don't care obviously. But seeing as she backed off when I got bigger, it seems there was something more than children's games going on.


>>14579981
>>14579965


Yeah yeah, enjoy your femdom, whatever.

>>14579967
There's a difference between kid's games and being a cowardly dick. If you must be a dick, continue being a dick even when faced by bigger people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580035
Because I don't like Undead monster girls, that and Vampires have bad personalities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580004
Because your schools are filled with pussies who can't stand up for themselves.

But more seriously, the zero tolerance policy is because even if benign, bullying still isn't desirable. Also, schools don't want to encourage any bullying behavior which could lead to serious bullying and abuse.

>>14580027
Mean-spirited and benign aren't mutually exclusive.

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>>14580024
I wish a Vampire loved me.

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>>14580038
>Femdom
I think you mean a loving relationship with my protective dragon onee-san.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580038
Maybe she thought that you were going to kick the shit out of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580042
>Mean-spirited and benign aren't mutually exclusive.
They sure are if the perpetrator has any skill at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580053
That just means she's a coward who only picks on people she thinks can't fight back. Not very worthy of a dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580037
She'll try to be gentle.
>>14580041
But isn't capturing men and seducing them with wealth and power what all men want?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580052
>Implying those things are mutually exclusive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579990
I'd rather side with the vampire

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna cuddle my nice big Jabberwock Onee-san. I want to rest my head on her breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580064
Or she doesn't want to get her face beaten in

[Anonymous No.]

I want a monstergirl that'll love me which one would be the best for me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580055
You know, bullying doesn't even have to be intentional. It's not unreasonable for the victim to assume they are being bullied when in fact that is not the "bully's" intention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580078
matango

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579990
Leave me alone I'm trying to cuddle with my wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580078
They're incapable of love, anon. Don't believe their lies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580078
>Monstergirls
>Love

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580078
Just about any monstergirl actually, but especially Holstaurs, Kobolds, Yetis, Cupids, and Houris
If you're strong, you can add Amazons, Ogres, Orcs, Dragons, Lizardmen, and Salamanders to the list.

>>14580083
You shut up.

>>14580086
God that looks comfy.

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>>14580082
>A guy being such a self-absorbed asshat that he can't tell when he's bullying someone
I'm seriously cracking up over here. I can't even tell if you're talking like that because of pantywaists calling stuff like being unsupportive of tumblerinas bullying nowadays or that you're that much of a bully apologist. "It was just a little joke, man. That pig blood will wash right out."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580067
No that's not what all men want.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to slap around pushy and rapey monstergirls!
I want to bully them hardcore and make them masochists!
I want a harem that lives to be tormented by me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580100
What do being strong have to do with any of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580100
>Amazons, Ogres, Orcs, Dragons
Leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579938
Love Druella.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580067
What all men want is to crush their enemies, see them driven before them, and hear the lamentations of their women

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580104
I take it you've never had friends before then. Or ever had one of those mandatory harassment briefings at work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580122
Uh, I'm good with cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580106
But her novels said so! The vampires and other heroines always get their man by acting like that, why wouldn't it work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580113
They become loving if you're a strong man.
Beat Orcs or Ogres in combat and they become deredere around you.
Amazons probably respect strong men.
Dragons get more Deredere around men who are their equals.
Unless I read the profiles wrong.
>>14580114
No.
>>14580119
Already on it.
I want to give Deruella a big hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580123
I have tons of friends, the real kind that got your back like a blood brother. You're the one without them if you think a bully is your friend.

Harassment != Bullying either. Harassment is unwanted attention. That's a different beast.

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>>14580119
Despite the amount of slack she gets, Druella is still a 100% cutie pie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580136
Because not every man is the same, some men don't like being kidnapped and forced to love some random woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580122
As a man, all I want is someone who loves me and good burritos, in that order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580132
>Y-You say you want cuddles, sir? I haven't cuddled anyone in over a week and I'm getting the shakes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580142
>Amazons probably respect strong men.
You are so wrong that I'm not going to delete this picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580142
Orcs and ogres become outright slaves and dragons become female lizards i.e.. Breeding sows. I imagine you'd have to kidnap an amazon to make her live proper, unless you want to be THAT guy in the village.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580151
B-But she's powerful and wealthy and ravishing! Who wouldn't love her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580142
>Amazons probably respect strong men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580165
Has she ever tried being herself? Because maybe people are getting put off by this persona she's trying to give off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580165
I wouldn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580142
>I want to give Deruella a big hug.
Me too anon, me too. I want her to give my penis a hug too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580148
Yeah, you've never had a harassment briefing then. It goes far beyond just unwanted attention.

Also, if you think that I don't have any real friends just because we give each other shit all the time then you have no idea what you're talking about. Are your friends willing to kill or die for you? I know mine are, it comes with our job after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580142
>Amazons probably respect strong men.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580159
>>14580167
If nothing else it'd be an interesting relationship.
I freely admit to having a fetish for power struggles and rival sex.

>>14580173
I want to pet her head.
I know this will lead to me likely losing my virginity in wild primal sweaty sex, but that would honestly be amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580170
But she is all those things. Why do you think vampires are so haughty?

>>14580172
Don't be rude anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580181
But I'm just telling the truth anon, how is that rude?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580181
If I gave her a kiss on the cheek, would it fluster her?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to corrupt a dark angel, to see whether it reverts her to normal or makes her doublepluscorrupted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580174
Oh fuck off you edgy fucking floperator, you ain't impressing anyone at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580186
You're hurting her feelings

>>14580188
Yes, everyone knows she's supposed to be the one to kiss you first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580167
Amazons see a strong man and they want to fuck him, see him accept his masculinity and wear clothes boys are supposed to wear! He'll stop being a tomgirl and be a good househusband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580194
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580198
If telling the truth hurts her feelings then she's just going to have to suck it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580196
>Edgy
What you say kid :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580194
Google's giving me nothing. Source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580199
>tomgirl
>masculinity is a trait of the fairer sex
Then why aren't amazons girly as fuck? The entire thing is ridiculous. I for one shall give every amazon the Asanagi treatment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580194
>1984 duckspeak
"We have always been at war with the Order."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580220
>Asanagi
Gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580220
Amazon culture is Role Reversal. I mean, Monster Girls as a whole typically operate on Role Reversal, but with Amazons it's taken up to 11.

Personally, I'd love for a nice strong Amazon to princess carry me home.

[Anonymous No.]

Which Mist girl would rock out on an erhu the best?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580220
What's your problem faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580226
You prefer Da Hootch? I wouldn't be opposed to Mizuryuu Kei amazons either. Or, MMM, Hisasi.

Also, you gay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580220
>Asanagi
Into the trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580220
Good man.

[Anonymous No.]

Come to Ice Pussy Kingdom!

Best Ice Cream you can buy in the whole world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580235
Women being strong is an illusion and seeing them crawling under the Dick makes me happy, so nothing. What's yours?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578938
>hoof pussy
That would be an uncomfortable footjob

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580245
So what you're saying is that you're a dumb fucking nigger? That makes so much sense now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580208
You're pretty fucking pathetic for what you just said up there.

Using your status as a bar to get what you want. I bet you're one of the shits who fakes depression to get attention or money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580236
>Asanagi
It's just that Fatalpulse is the Tokyo Ghoul of Doujin circles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580227
>as a whole
The only role reversal I see with monstergirls other than amazons is the chasing of the opposite sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580220
>>14580236
>>14580240
>>14580245
Why can't we have fun without these faggots complaining because a girl made for role reversal is treated as such. I don't like girls like kikis and kobolds and you will never see me saying anything bad about them, I will just don't fucking participate on the conversation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580244
I dunno, frostbite doesn't sound too appealing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580255
>Using your status as a bar to get what you want.
Never did that. I have no fucking clue what you're on about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580254
Calm down Mary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580263
They have very small penises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580245
I prefer people to live their lives without some crybaby ruining them out of spite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580263
It's just maledom shitposters anon, ignore them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580263
>Falling for the baits

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580263
Because no one here can have fun anyhow as long as there are people having fun in a way I don't like. It applies to both sides. So save your tears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580256
But he has god-tier ahegao faces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580274
>>14580277
Nice bait, but do you have any fresh ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580174
>Are your friends willing to kill or die for you? I know mine are, it comes with our job after all
>>14580267
Fuck you, you cowardly little shit.

I don't know what your job is, but you've implied it's "dangerous". Maybe you're a soldier, or a laborer, or a lineman, or wherever. But you're using that to get attention and that ain't cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580276
>saying this in the the thread where "posting something I don't like=shitposting"
Hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580263
>I will just don't fucking participate on the conversation.
Yep, that's what your side is known for: Allowing other people to have fun.

Snark aside, I would be nice if everyone could at least try to do this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580216
Tatoe Hai ni Natte mo. It's not H though, don't get your hopes up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580245
Shitposter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580293
What attention? All I did is provide evidence to refute your point that I don't have any "real" friends. No need to throw yourself into an autistic rage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580263
Because domination is part of monstergirls and talk of subjugating them is all good and you should unwad your panties?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580303
>Not H
Well fucking shit. With a body and personality like that it would be a goddamn crime to not have any porn of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580274
Honestly, this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580318
Dude, nobody will fall for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580314
Have you considered the feelings of the monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580309
I could say the same.

[Anonymous No.]

These threads would improve so much if we removed femdomfags. Let's just make a new poll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580327
>beware the false one, for he wears many colors...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580314
Then talk about your shitty fetish with a different monster girl you obnoxious faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580325
Have you considered the ones of your fellow human males? Mobstergirls sure as shit don't. So they deserve the same treatment and white knights should be shot on sight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580325
Have you considered the feelings of the humans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580327
2/3-3/4 femdomfags. Assuming the same proportion of faggotry among their number as anyone else, they will have the largest number of intolerable assholes just by virtue of being the largest faction. That's true even if the faction itself is no worse than any other.

There. Mystery fucking solved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14578055
>Implying I didn't have a Sea Bishop waifu swimming alongside my ship the entire time

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580341
>>14580342
If it's so wrong, then why are you doing it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580337
You'll note how nobody says this when dom kikis come up.

Tells me everything I need to know, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580312
Bro, you're whoring yourself.
Are you a whore?
It might be okay if you did it in a modest way. But you'd didn't. You fucking said
>are YOU ready to give your life for your friends? Because I am!
And I can just hear the dramatic music in the background.

This has fucking nothing to do with bullying BTW.
Look, just don't be an emotional whore unless you also take it up the ass for a living.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580337
Fuck you, I'll talk about any monstergirls I like in what context I want. And I like dominating the dominator MGs, deal with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580356
Kikimoras aren't submissive monster girls you fuckwad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580352
I don't care about getting morality points.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580357
I don't know anon, you're the one who's coming off as more emotional to me.

[Anonymous No.]

http://strawpoll.me/6461167

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580363
>Kikimoras aren't submissive

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580350
We should just ignore minorities. Yurifags and maledomfags don't have a place here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580363
And you not being able to make a post without at least one ad hom is also very telling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580362
How dare you like multiple things anon, you should know this isn't allowed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580327
>These threads would improve so much if we removed fags

ftfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580370
Shit poll, not enough options given to properly represent differing opinions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580370
> no "I don't care" option

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580373
I'd rather ignore shitposter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580387
>caring enough to want a "I don't care" option
>Not ignoring the poll

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580352
>wrong
Taking this too serious. I'm saying that if we can talk about monsters raping men at their leisure, the opposite should be possible without someone throwing a fit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580364
But it's still hypocritical of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580370
Gee, I wonder who's behind this poll...

[Anonymous No.]

Would you love a monstergirl who went against your preferences in breed and traits if she had a perfect match in personality for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580341
>Mobstergirls

>Hey Cecelia, we got a wiseguy over here that says we don't care about feelings and family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580400
A maledom fag in disguise.

>>14580397
That's why we should just ban the shitposters on both sides

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580370
There's no option for "The people who keep making these dumb polls are reddit level retarded".

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580398
In what way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580397
But mindbreak is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580401
No. I have pretty broad preferences and really only have a few hard limits. Like undead. Ew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580401
No, because I like almost all of them but a despicable few. That means I'd get one of those, like a fucking humpty egg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580401
Depends what you mean by "against my preferences in breed and traits"

Are we talking a species I actively dislike with traits I actively dislike, or are we talking about a species and traits I have little opinion on either way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580228
Too hard. They are all good like the Zipangu ones.
Probably the Youko.
Jiangshi, Ren Xiangmao and Jinko are close ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580397
Maybe if one certain side weren't a bunch of shitposting faggots their fetish would be allowed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580373
>>14580370
Let's see about that, faggots.

http://strawpoll.me/6461244

http://strawpoll.me/6461244

http://strawpoll.me/6461244

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580404
>we should just ban the shitposters on both sides
Funny, isn't that what that false-flag shitposter always used to say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580423
>No equal

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580408
You're against monstergirls raping and forcibly controlling humans, but encourage the reverse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580425
Let's just ban everyone just to be safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580423
>No captcha
Why are you all so fucking stupid sometimes? It's not the weekend yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580421
This is bait. Do not fall for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580431
Yeah, I am on "Team Me", shocking. Aside from that, I don't remember condoning rape and control.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580445
i thought you said that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580373
Amen.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14VQFShY8_U

I want to tease a Lich imouto with simple riddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580453
I don't think I did...did I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580071
>Tell your big sister jabberwocky you want to visit her home world of Wonderland
>She refuses outright, but you persist, saying you want to see what it looks like
>Eventually she relents, but on two conditions:
>That while there, you do exactly what she says when she says it
>And that you never let go of her hand
>Once you're prepared for the trip, you go out to the local park
>She tells you to stand back as she raises her hand, and uses a single claw to slice down through the air
>The world parts around it, a glowing pink slit opening up and growing wide enough until a person could comfortably fit through it
>Before you can take another step, a torrent of yellow and white gunk bursts through, like your sister just opened the portal to the bottom of an olympic swimming pool full of custard and cream
>She stands there until the torrest subsides, drenching the ground around her in what you can now see are over a dozen humpty egg girls, all rising up and giggling out of their ooze
>One by one, they focus on you, reaching out and beckoning that you come play with them
>Your sister clears her throat, and you hear another sound beneath it, like if a mountain could somehow learn to tear itself apart with a decent degree of subtlety
>The humpty slimes freeze and slowly, so slowly, turn to look back at your sister
>She regards them all back with a bored expression
>"These were my nice going out clothes. And that's my little brother."
>Everything is silent, the humpty eggs all staring at her like she might suddenly turn into the personification of hateful death itself.
>"Please floop," she says
>Instantly, they all start screaming, literally flooding back into the portal around her, careful not to land a single drop of their yolk or albumen on her already saturated clothing
>Once they're gone, she sighs, taking your hand
>"That can happen sometimes. Come on, let's take you on this tour."
>"What does "floop" mean?" you ask her
>"A combination of "flee" and "gloop". I thought it'd be fitting. Wonderlanders like mixing up words like that."
>"So you just made it up?"
>"Yes, of course. That's what you should do. Make up new words. The more the better, it makes you look like less of a tourist. And a target."
>"But if I just make up a word like that, how will they understand me?"
>"They won't bother acting like they understand you even if they do."
>And with that, you step through the portal into Wonderland

>You spend a good whole day there, sightseeing and learning about the world from your older sister
>At one point, a mad hatter sitting on an inside-out rock politely offers you a cup of tea
>She doesn't wait for an answer before thrusting the teacup into your hands, and hitching a ride on the nearest merry-go-round
>Without a word, your sister pours the tea onto the floor, watching as a swarm of small pink mushroom begin to instantly grow from the spilled drink
>Probably wise that you packed some sandwiches beforehand, then

>Later on, you climb up a hill to discover a snoring field
>Except it's not a snoring field
>In every direction, as far as you can see, dormice are sleeping on the floor packed so closely together there's not even room to step between them
>You turn to go back
>And see more dormice
>"It must be nap-place," your sister explains
>"You mean nap-time?"
>She shakes her head. "Not here."
>Rather than disturb them, she decides to just carry you and fly over them all

>Only when evening falls does a chesire make herself known to you
>It starts with wiffs of something profoundly sexual stirred towards your nose, and light brushes and coils of skin and tails against your sensitive spots
>At first, your sister doesn't seem to have noticed, the ominous grin only appearing in the edges of your vision
>But without warning, just when you think you can feel a paw against your growing erection, she acts, expelling black and purple mist from her two tentacle mouths
>In a flash the entire area around you is covered by an unnaturally writhing fog, lasting all of two seconds until it's all sucked towards a single point above you, like some heavenly vacuum cleaner was turned on
>The chesire falls to the ground as the mist clears, pouting as black and purple sparks of... something, play across her seemingly paralyzed body
>After you leave her behind, you turn to your sister
>"What was that? What did you use on her?"
>"Common sense," she explains again
>"But that doesn't make sense," you say
>"Not to them, which is why it works so well." The jabberwock grins at you, flicking a claw and opening up another Way, back into your own world

>It's nice to have a big jabberwock sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580435
I want this thread to be over.
>>14580472
I want a busty Dorf Lich to sit on my lap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580474
I'm pretty sure you did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580402
>tfw a qt kitsune will never attack you IN YOUR HOME, IN YOUR BEDROOM! Where your wife sleeps and your children play with their toys

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580480
But continue"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580491
And I'm pretty sure you're lying.

You're working for 'Them', aren't you? I should've known.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580480
A good big sister would know how to deal with her little brothers erection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580499
I'm pretty sure you at least implied at. Or maybe I'm confusing you with the other guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580490
>I want a busty Dorf Lich to sit on my lap.
A shortstack Lich would be nice, I wonder if she'd be interested in playing video games while sitting on a lap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580480
Wonderland doesn't make any sense, but at least brother/sister love does. Why are Jabberwocks such the perfect onee-san?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580517
I don't even know anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580521
We're wonderland now.
There is nothing to understand anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580480
>>14580520
Jabberwocks really are the best older sisters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580528
If we're in Wonderland, than we need Wonderland Girls!

Roll a Monster Girl.
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Wonderland

Now, roll a D6 for Body Type
>1 - Frail
>2 - Species Norm
>3 - Hourglass
>4 - Muscular
>5 - Chubby
>6 - Fat

And roll a D6 for personality
>1 - Species Norm
>2 - Loving Clingy Imouto
>3 - Cocky Protective Onee-san
>4 - Lazy Stinky NEET
>5 - Noble Stern Knight
>6 - Strict Uptight Used-to-be-an-Anubis-before-she-entered-Wonderland-and-was-transformed

Well Anon, what girl do you find in your Wonderland trip? How well do you mesh, and will you take responsibility?

[Anonymous No.]

Have you praised best girl today and Arachnotaur too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580497
The fact that the character limit has been more than doubled means I can go all out on not caring about brevity or actual good writing practices.
Maybe I'll do more at some point. With other Wonderlanders. But that was just a spur of the moment idea, and I got out everything I wanted to get out.

>>14580505
A good big sister doesn't let mangy chesires give her little brother erections.
She'll make up for it later at home, anyway.

>>14580520
Because they can hug with their arms, pull you into them with their tentacles, and wrap you up in the dark comfort of their wings all at once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580495
But she is my wife, and those are our children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580559
She's gross and Arachnotaur is lame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580556
I got a normal body type Jabberwock that's a lazy NEET. As long as she can do >>14580566
>Because they can hug with their arms, pull you into them with their tentacles, and wrap you up in the dark comfort of their wings all at once.
I'll gladly cuddle up with her while she plays video games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580556
>Jabberwock
>Chubby
>Noble Stern Knight
Ok, this is nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580556
>Jabberwock
>Chubby, strict, and uptight

To quote Star Wars: "I have a very bad feeling about this."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580556
> Used-to-be-an-Anubis-before-she-entered-Wonderland-and-was-transformed

Well now I see why other people think Wonderland is Hell too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580576
What's the bad feeling? That sounds like fun times ahead. At least for the dick it does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580556
>chubby noble stern knight dormouse
So she's essentially a narcoleptic mall cop that takes her job too seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580556
>Muscled Former Anubis Jabberwock.
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579579
>NoVA local
Oh shit son I live in Alexandria. I know how you feel.
>so many people flock to the cemetary and take pictures and just be total pricks in a place of solitude
>I just want to visit my grandfather buried there
man I hate NoVA/DC in the summer

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580005
But she cares about you anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580556
>Chubby clingy imouto Queen of Hearts
Please send help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580556
>Neet humpy egg with an hourglass figure


Not bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580599
Nobody cares about anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579579
I think monster girls would be strangely fascinated with the Washington Monument...

>>14580584
Just an initial reaction, that's all. Was never really all that big on the Anubis personality type, though I suppose it doesn't sound so bad the more I think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580599
yeah what he said >>14580613

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cumflate a muscled dullahan while her body is bound and her head sits on the table watching

[Anonymous No.]

Succubutts aren't allowed to have feathertails.

Succubutts are stupid dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580645
Succubi are the cutest.
>tfw the fuzzy stuff on Lesser Succubi is temporary

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580645
Look out! Its a Kikibus! That scientist knows no limits!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580645
Who cares.
Her tail is cute, she is cute, and is getting headpats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580655
God damn that girl on the right looks terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580556
>chubby imouto Alice
Not again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580660
How so?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580413
For you. No one's said you have to like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580421
Anon pls, every fetish here has detractors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580684
The threads moved on, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580682
Because while the one of the left is a bit of a plain Jane at least she doesn't look like she just fucked several men at once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580431
I think you confused this guy for me. As for my stance, I'm clearly for both. >>14580397

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580697
What's wrong with a serving girl servicing multiple men at once?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580689
Anon you can't lie for shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580692
That's fine, but I wasn't finished.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580704
Nobody aside from beta cuckolds like filthy whores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580645
Isn't that a vampire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580697
If I remember the profile for the Lesser Succubus correctly, she probably did, or she just used some mamono mana hax to make one of her partners release an unnaturally large amount of spooge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580704
She's not gonna get a ring, for one thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580697
That's just your cuck fantasies speaking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580697
That's and MGE variety lesser Succubus, and she's very likely about to pounce a man and claim him as her husbando.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580660
Gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580705
No?
>hurr haremfag, not dedicating yourself to one girl
>durr dautheru dicker, ntr'ing your wife
>FUCKING SHOTAFAGS
>Pedo lolifags!
And so on

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580707
You're just trying to drag out your shitstorm, fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580714
The only one who's a cuckold is you anon, get some better taste and go after a woman who isn't a dumb whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580714
Projector-kun, you're needed in classroom 3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580655
>you and your incubus buddies will never tagteam the bland girl at your school, making her go from an uncorrupted maiden to a slutty succubus complete with wings and a spade, over the course of an afternoon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580723
>Defending shotas and harems
What a fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580705
See >>14580705
>>14580709

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580725
>>14580726
Hey, you are the one who wants a human girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580724
I'm trying to be heard, you don't want to be part of it don't reply to me, simple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580723
Shotas and daughteru dickers are pretty shitty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580732
I agree with the others, your "human girls will cheat on you" is so sexist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580732
Nobody said that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580661
>chubby imouto Alice
That sounds lovely, though. Perfect for cuddling and protecting. As well as groping and huggable seated sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580732
I would rather take a human girl than a Succubus if given the option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580736
Pls leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580730
>shots
Nah
>harems
You bet your ass. I used to like shots until people here wouldn't shut up about it. Most fetishes are fine as long as they don't become an eyesore. But pep people here have no restraint and then the thread starts hating in stuff in one minded before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580741
The trip to Wonderland to give her a power-up is going to be hell, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580734
Oh yeah? YOUR fetishes are shit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580723
Why are anon calling people that like /ss/ "shotafags"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580744
But a human girl will cheat on you and leave you if you don't have any money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580754
Damn, walked right into that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580750
But it'll be worth it, and besides, we've already established that sibling love can overcome Wonderland.
Just charge through with fighting spirit, and once you've got a hold of her hand, princess carry her back out and never let her go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580757
Because he is a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580754
Everyone's fetishes are shit, especially mine!

>You will never fatten up an alp, tie her up, and put her on lactation enhancing drugs before flipping on a milking machine to sell it for extra income

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580760
Still better than a Succubi, I can just kick the human woman out if I ever feel like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580757
anons*

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580757
Because they like to self-insert as little boys. At least, that's how it was explained to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580772
But then the human woman will claim you raped her and you will go to jail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580772
Why wouldn't you be able to kick the succuslut out? Do you suck that bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580772
Such a shit taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580766
Of course, when you have such a tough and smart big sister like a Jabberwock, it's easy to waltz through Wonderland.
Making the round trip (which can take a while, depending on how cooperative the natives are in helping you find the cake) while carrying an innocent Alice and without going insane is going to be quite a challenge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580790
Still better than living with a Succubus.

>>14580793
Maledom nigger please die.

[Anonymous No.]

Where's the napalm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580813
The edgy kids have it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580813
From the looks of things, she lactates Napalm.

[Anonymous No.]

So how many of you exactly would want to be fucked by a Minotaur in the middle of a Spanish arena?
That would sound like my idea of a good Saturday matinee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580811
>Still better
Wow, you must be the first anon who would prefer having a boyfriend/s in prison over fucking a succubus. Congratulations anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580811
But femdom-kun, I'm only trying to help. Clearly, you're not happy in your current relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580834
Me! I want that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580834
I would rather rape the Minotaur instead of being the one raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580834
I'd rather be pinned to a wall and forced to drink ones milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580834
Just one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580837
No man with a shred of dignity would fuck a slut anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580846

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580757
Because that's the nomenclature?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580834
I'd rather she drag me to her house and do it on the bed.
I'm not into public sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580834
I want to be raped by a soft minotaur.

[Anonymous No.]

What would you do if your Monster Waifu accidentally got an embarrassing picture of herself in the newspaper?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580846
Too bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580846
Superior taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580853
Fucking hue.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be wrapped up in a Kejourou's hair and be used as her daki

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580847
>>14580851
Absolutely pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580847
This. More forced lactation and milk-based bullying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580857
Anon, that's called a Holstaurus.

>>14580860
Pat her on the head and offer to let her "hunt" me before sex that night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580860
Frame it, and tease her about it endlessly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580854
What?

>>14580863
Sorry anon, that's what I want and no matter how much you bitch and whine nothing will change that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580834
>Not dodging every charge from the minotaur
>Not getting behind her and making her orgasm from a single thrust, like the greatest of bullfighters
>Not making all the tan, spanish monster girls in fancy dresses swoon over your swift moves

[Anonymous No.]

I want Femdom/Maledom shitstarters to go and let us have a peaceful thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580873
Indeed.
Maybe I should attempt to write more at some point, and actually revise and proofread this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580853
A raped ass, but with dignity, huh? Good for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580868
Absolutely shitposter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580834
Depends, who's watching? Am I getting paid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580887
Anon you need to stop projecting your faggotry onto everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580885
That would be the best. Do so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580880
But anon that's not allowed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580882
I'd be happy enough if the "Nuh uh, you can't do that!" crowd left first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580899
I am the faggot? You would prefer be raped by a bunch of guys in prison over fucking a succubus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580914
Agreed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580908
Within a few threads maybe, but I kinda want to revise Wake-up Call to be less of a grammatical shitshow first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580915
Maybe he is already an alp, that would be straight for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580880
>A matador fight suddenly turns into a bolero
Brilliant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580915
You're the faggot that automatically assumes going to prison equals getting fucked in the ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580810
It's sounds like you're backing down.
Are you backing down from a cute, chubby little sister Alice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580920
I'll be waiting. Plus anything is better than the shitshow going on now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580878
>What
Nothing. I was just thinking of asking when your ban was lifted.
What was this, the 12th time you've been banned?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580925
>alps
That would explain the hatred for superior succubosses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580925
Oh, I see.
>>14580929
It sure sounds like fun for you, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580934
Be sure to have very low expectations when it finally comes around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580938
Oh fuck off, I'm not doing anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580938
Silly memecat, don't you know what they say about assumptions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580930
I would personally love a chubby Alice imotou, although she won't be that way for long.
Shes going to get so many treats that her dress will split

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580949
You are being a faggot. Always being a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580943
My favorite monstergirls are Hellhound and Minotaur so I'm used to being disappointed in these threads. I'm sure you'll do fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580943
when, and if*

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580940
Go back to reddit you white knight fuckwad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580949
You ruined maledom for everyone in these threads, I hate you, die faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580957
I'm just talking about my preferences anon, but if you don't want me to talk about that then fine. let's talk about your favorite monster girl and why you like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580959
I'll try, provided I have the motivation to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580930
I'm not trying to back down from the challenge, since the rewards far outweigh the risks.
I'll just have to stay focused, tell all of the Hatters that coffee is better, communicate with the March Hares using signs, take enough Amphetamines to erase sleep from my vocabulary and prevent Dormouse distractions, and tell the Alice to scare away those pesky Cheshires.

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of monster girl would Satsuki be and why is it a Kikimora?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580955
They give lavendercats big asses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580966
It was already ruined anon, you should stop being so upset.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580964
Sorry, did I hurt your feelings? I promess I will not do it again.

[Anonymous No.]

Even if her memes suck, I still love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580882
>implying it's not the people bitching on either side rather than the fetishists themselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580972
Kiryuuin?
Because I would've thought ___Ryu___

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580973
That faggot cat is just asking to be spanked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580977
She'll grow out of that phase eventually.
And then you have fodder to tease her with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580973
I hope not, such an ass would surpass anything deviantart has to offer...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580984
No anon don't do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580967
But what if you are banned again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580979
>Implying that's not who I was talking about.
That's why I said Femdom/Maledom shitstarters. Not the people who enjoy it. The Shitstarters.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580980
Kiryuuin, yeah.
There's just something about strong, domineering maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580989
Why not anon? Don't you want to hear her yelps of pleasure as your hand smacks against her bountiful ass?
Don't you want to see it ripple sensuously with every hit?
Don't you want to give her sweet tender dickings and aftercare afterwards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580992
Shit happens, I'll probably just play video games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580985
>be old guy with cheshire waifu
>grandchildren come visit
>"Grandpa, who is Pepe?"
>Fuck my life.jpg
Meme'ing faggots never die anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580999
Woah mama
those trips
The succubutt is good too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581003
I am okay with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580999
Hello gorgeous.
What do you want?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581003
Anon if you do it too quickly you'll just be giving her what she wants, you have to completely ignore everything she does until she's begging to be touched.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581004
Then go do that now. Nobody wants you here anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580972
>>14581001
>Kikimora
>Not Anubis
C'mon man, think about it.
Imagine a delicious brown Anubis with Satsuki's features and personality.
Her hair, those striking eyes and the eyebrows that frame them, her sharp features and that fucking ASS.
I don't say this very often, but I'd call her queen and let her step on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581013
No thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581013
I want him here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581015
Too bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581011
But anon, that's mean.
I don't want to ignore her needs.
I just want to grab two big handfulls of her ass as I thrust into her from below and she moans.
I want to cuddle her afterwards too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581018
Sorry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581017
Inside you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581022
But then she's going to get intolerably smug, so smug that she's going to be really fucking annoying!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581024
You just had to make it weird, didn't you?

Also yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581017
You want the shitposter that ruined maledom for these threads and acts like he is 13 with his "jump off a bridge"? Wow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581031
Maledom is a shit fetish anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581027
a little bit of smug never hurt anyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581031
Oh, fuck that cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581027
I like smug girls though.
And besides, I'm gonna do all sorts of cute shit with her in between rough dickings.
And I wouldn't mind her waking me up with her ass in my face and my dick in her mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581035
Too much smug does however.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581035
Oversmug loli, nooooo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581031
Stop perpetuating the slapfight you fucker, I just want to talk about waifus and how cuddling is the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581017
She's already incredibly annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581031
>one anon doesn't like his fetish
>accuses him of being shitposter
You'll forgive me if I have my doubts, won't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581049
Too bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581034
Good thing nobody cares about what you think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581058
You cared enough to reply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581062
Somebody has to eat all this bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580993
So if both sides joined forces...
Not that it'll happen but it's fun to dream :/

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581053
I like maledom though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581064
Feed it to the mermaids you dumb person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581053
Anon, he was banned a lot of times already. Read the reply chain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581066
No you don't.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you be embarrassed if your Jabberwock onee-san started to dote on you in public?

If she started to get snuggly with you in front of your classmates would you tell her to leave you alone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581066
Sush you. You're not allowed to like thing other people dislike. I'm not just talking about maledom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581066
What does that have to do with anything? I just don't believe wild accusations from random anons, and neither should you.

>>14581071
I remain unconvinced.

[Anonymous No.]

Post maledom stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>I-I've liked you for a long time anon! Please go out with me!

Looks like this subhuman has feelings for you. How do you feel her to get lost?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581069
No, it's mine, I saw it first.

[Anonymous No.]

Mods pls, we need a purge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581074
I'd be flattered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580971
That's the spirit, go in prepared.
When some slutty monstergirl tempts you with sex, just feel the soft plumpness of that Alice's buttcheeks in your hand.
When humpy eggs start to rain from the sky, throw as many loaves of bread as it takes to absorb all their mass and leave them helpless on the floor. The French toast their stolen egg slime is making will be sure to delight your treasured Alice. And make you more than capable of fulfilling her daily "milk" intake.
When tendrils from the tentacle forest snake their way up your leg and beneath your imoutou's skirt, tear them apart tooth and nail, if you have to. You're saving your first time for sweet, slow and intimate vanilla dickings. The kind of sex where she can whisper happily about how nice and strong and gentle her onii-chan is. Not lurid and mindless tentacle sex.
When anyone or anything gets in your way, kick them in the chest, headbutt them to the floor, and scream in their ear, "I'M TAKING MY LITTLE SISTER TO BED."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581078
Kiss her and accept her feelings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581078
I was going to say bully her but i changed my mind when i opened the image, she looks so miserable that i feel like a piece of shit already for even thinking it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581072
>>14581075
Shhh.
>>14581076
>>14581076
I'm not believing anyone, I know it. I've seen it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581074
I'm easily flustered and embarrassed, but I would love some big dragon cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581077
Haha faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581084
With your mouth? Gross.

>>14581085
But you're leagues above her!

[Anonymous No.]

The Yetis are crying you monsters. Even they can't save the thread from this tired shit. You should all be ashamed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581014
Would Ryuko be some sort of catgirl, then?

Either way, I think an anubis could pull that look off well. A smart, pure white uniform like that would look stunning against her skin, hair, and general appearance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581074
I'd beg her to do stuff like that, I'm a huge slut for public doting and cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581079
Anon it's not meant for you, it's to get cute mermaids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581094
Yes with my mouth. Right on her cheek.
Then I'll take her out to dinner, eventually marry her, and make her the happiest woman in the world for the rest of her life!

>>14581098
Someone hug the yetis so they stop crying.
Would you even be able to escape a Yeti cuddlepile?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581098

Yetis are too good for us

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581100
Enjoy your bullying in school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581103
They should've been faster then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581107
Who's going to bully the guy with a dragon for a sister?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581105
>Would you even be able to escape a Yeti cuddlepile?
Using the power of hatred you can escape anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581094
You would change your mind when you see her face full of unconditional love for you and her eye with a heartpupil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581107
No headpats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581099
I'm thinking more a Hellhound given that both are doglike monsters and Ryuko and Satsuki are sisters.
Imagine a threesome with them though.
A wild and crude Hellhound with killer tits and a dominant and classy Anubis with an ass that would make a Cheshire Cat blush.
Would your pelvis even survive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581108
Anon you're going to make them cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581110
That guy that sits two rows behind you with an oni for a sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581110
I would. Maybe I can get her to accept my D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581107
I doubt she'd let me be bullied. But even so, who cares what anyone at school would think if I have a wonderful cool Jabberwock onee-san? Only her opinion matters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581111
>Being able to muster any hatred when surrounded by pure blissful comfort from all angles.
Funny joke there anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581125
You doubt my power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581103
> bait cute mermaid
> she has crabs
Fuck this gay earth

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581120
Whatever, winner takes all. See ya later, seasluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581105
Don;t be stupid, there's no need to waste your life on her.

>>14581113
But she's icky and carries inferior genes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581130
Okay, now you're just embarrassing yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581132
You god damn alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581135
You can't stop me! I'm gonna love her and make her feel like the most sublime thing on earth!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581121
That oni would probably become friends with the jabberwock and tell her brother to knock it off.
>>14581123
Why would she? She already has a cute little brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581137
Your disdain only makes me more powerful, and more power makes me even more of a dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581078
I agree as long as she wears a paper bag on her head at all times

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581136
The only one who will be embarrassed is you when I shrug off those Yetis and go about my day!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581078
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/1/18/Treant_attack_04.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581131
I want to have a bully contest with some shark girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581146
>Why would she? She already has a cute little brother.
But he can't satisfy her like I can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580972
>Sub: the monster girl
>>14581014
>not Pharaoh

We all know she would be a proud dragon though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581153
His smile makes her feel better then you ever wil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581157
We won't know that 'till we try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581125
Why can't I have this

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581153
Please, a little brother can satisfy his sister in ways people can't even imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581147
You need to be stopped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581164
He can already satisfy her desire o be a big sister, what else can she wish for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581164
But anon, incest is wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581166
Or we could just leave him alone, if he goes to far he'll be put in his place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581166
Actually, I don't. I'm not hurting anybody.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581142
So you'll give her a false sense of hope? Good for you!

>>14581151
But then who's going to steal her panties, or make fun of all those zipangunese comics she reads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581167
His innocent happy smile after she does something nice for him, and he tells her "You're the best Big Sister ever, I love you!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581173
>"You're the best Big Sister ever, I love you!"
Kids gonna get snusnu'd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581168
KEKSIMUS MAXIMUS

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581116
That works much better, yeah. Hellhounds and anubi are like two sides of the same coin. Both canines, both with some underworldly or deathly theme about them, but their archetypical personalities clash quite strongly.
Just imagine a living arrangement between the two of them. The anubis would constantly be at the hellhound' ear, trying to get her to be organised and give her tasks, while the hellhound would be spitting fire at the thought of being ordered around by the anubis. Like two alphas constantly competing.

God, the sex would be incomparable, though. The pelvis will survive through sheer strength of will alone, if only because it'd mean more hellhound and anubis sister threesomes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581180
Then he loses all trust he had in her, causing her sweet innocent little brother to become a hateful ball of anger. Good job anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579346
>>14579354
I want these so bad it physically hurts my heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581180
>Kids gonna get snusnu'd
By the MG that his sister has spent weeks vetting as a suitable partner for him? Only the best for her little brother.

Such a good sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581172
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/a/af/Treant_kill_12.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581083
And in the end, after the Alice acquires her long-term memory and ability to become pregnant, and I stagger out of the Wonderland portal and back home with her, I'll probably end up collapsing from exhaustion the second we enter the door.
Seeing her smile and cuddling after such an ordeal would make it all worth it, though.
I can only hope that the trip helped her in... other ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581189
That probably isn't the first time he got snusnu'd though, so he has no reason to feel ill-will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581191
I still want lich mom to make me an undead waifu from scratch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581191
Indeed. After all, only sluts would go after their younger brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Diving here is Forbidden"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581150
>While these girls are gentle and quite docile, you must remember that they are still monsters. ... While these girls have amazing physical strength and could easily pin a man down, something anyone hugged by them would know, they would rather use their natural charm and body heat to fascinate and seduce a human male before coupling with him.
If Yeti wants hugs, she's going to get hugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581201
Says who? And why should I listen to that person? And who could possibly stop me?

I have so many questions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581189
>Implications R us
Please, any otouto worth his salt would be glad at the opportunity to show his sister how much he loved her, and wouldn't want anything else but to give his first time to his big sister. They'd be on the bed, him on the bottom, as he holds tightly to his big sister's hand/paw/claw/whatever, nervous but excited, as his big sister lovingly guides him, and gently-but-firmly mounts on him, one hand/paw/claw gently touching his cheek and pulling him towards her for a kiss

And then afterwards he lays on top of her, tired and dozzing off, using her breasts as a pillow, and she gently strokes his head, watching him fall asleep, and joins him, knowing she's truly blessed to have such a loving perfect little brother to call hers'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581206
The dolphin girls will stop you by dragging you off to their rape cave

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581204
She's not getting any kind of hugs from me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580771
Only because of the "girl" involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581192
But if you don't bully a cyclops they might become happy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581201
That's funny because there's a couple of navies that say otherwise.

I'm sure it's just a terrible misunderstanding, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581209
Oh please, I eat people like her for lunch.

Not literally, I'll have you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581201
I can't even dive. How did I get down here? Did you do this, lady?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581201
AM I BEING DETAINED?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581204
Stop spreading lies. Everyone knows that while you might make the Yeti cry, you have to really fuck up to make her force-cuddle you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580771
Oh yeah, fat a shit too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581201
>"TAKE ME TO YOUR RAPE CAVE FISH WOMEN!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581078
I'll tell her I'm already taken. By an alp or something. Also stop talking to me. Ew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581217
So in that way? They'll be happy to hear that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581201
International Waters, you jerk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580771
I know that fetish mate. Well, just the first parts. Everything after tying her up is out of my zone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581226
No, not in that way. Fish people are gross, and they smell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581201
>pulls put teaser
>but anon, you'll get shocked too!
IDGAF No fishit who wasn't strong enough to evolve and grow legs is going to tell me where I can or can't go on this green earth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581212
Make her happy. Watch the world burn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581217
So, figuratively then?

Enjoy the "buffet cave"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581220
>you have to really fuck up to make her force-cuddle you
Like getting lost in a snow storm or trapped in an avalanche, she'll be forced by her good nature to cuddle your half frozen body

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581237
I will enjoy diving here. Any sea creature that continues to get in my way will end up as exp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581236
She's not worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581247
There's nothing in the world that will stop me from sucking on her toes and then tenderly pleasuring her dripping monopussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580771
Would you breed her full of succubus babies, too? You know, to help with the lactation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581251
Not even knowing you threw your entire life away on her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581243
I don't think saving a life is quite the same thing. However, once you're better and getting ready to leave, will you be able to say no to the pleading eyes and invitation to snuggle for just a bit longer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581255
My life for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581258
She's not strong, or confident , or sexy, or gifted with any powers, or even that smart. You can do better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581253
> Would you breed her full of succubus babies, too? You know, to help with the lactation.
One tends not to get a choice in the matter where succubus types are concerned

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581256
"5 more minutes of hugs" was 2 hours ago, I'm starting to overheat, send help

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581253
Of course!
I may even move a mirror over to her so that she can get a good look at herself during the act and afterwards!

>>14581211
Then who would you do it to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581273
Do you have the one where The succubus' motherly instincts blindside her?
That one's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581266
My love for her is like a truck. Actually it's more like a train, and all its cars are filled with steel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581276
I wouldn't because it's not my fetish. Tying up and orgasm torture though? Pretty much any girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581273
>Being forced to impregnate someone
Unf. That's the stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581273
>morrigan
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL NO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581274
>I'm starting to overheat
The Yeti is either incredibly aroused or you need a glass of water.

I'm sure she'd let you go if you really pushed it, but the mountaineers won't reach you for several days in these conditions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581283
This one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581285
Thomas
Plz

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581285
So it's deadly and will splatter her all over the tracks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581295
Yes that's the one.
We need more like it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581297

[Anonymous No.]

Candiru girl when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581306
I want to grope her tits and rub her big fat tail while she weakly tries to fight me off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581273
Anon, I'd force feed her some fertility boosters right before the deed.
She'd would give birth to a kid as much as she would a litter

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581306
I want to make her eat a bowl of eggs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581302
I'll splatter all over her face. But I'll make sure to warn her so she doesn't get any cum in her pretty eye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581289
I hope you raped by a human girl and she gets pregnant with your kid. IRL. Tucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581306
Ugly face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581306
The world needs more thick and busty musclegirls, preferably of the monstergirl variety.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581333
That's a waste of baby batter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581333
Why so anal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581274

That's still one of my favorite yeti drawings

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581336
>thick
Go directly to hell. Do not pass go do not collect 200 dollars. if you're a fatfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581336
This made me think of a commando Holst, always using her own Milk as emergency rations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581336
We also need more tomboy monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581348
It's the only good one that showcases a Yetis plump ass.
>>14581349
Simmer down friendo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581325
Why not just cum on the floor and make her lick it up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581357
Fat a shit, go to /d/ or Tumblr with that garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581336
this is for you
>>14581362
when did he ever imply fat?
Its like you have sense of size variation I would have used better words here, but i lack those

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581358
But the floor is dirty. I wouldn't make her do that. I love her too much to make her do something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

Only a few more hours until KC gives us another monstergirl and disappointment

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581362
I wasn't even talking about fat chicks in my post though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581369
I would probably just bully her within the lewd boundaries, like making her lick me clean after i fuck her brains out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581380
Don't mind him anon. He spergs out whenever someone mentions liking chubby girls.
He's probably from /fit/
Chubby =/= Obese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581369
But the floor is where she belongs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581366
Some people don"t know the difference.

>>14581380
Goody goody.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581373
Wait, really?
When did KC say he's releasing girls again?
I mean, I heard something about NIDHOGGS among other things, but I thought those would just be in the new book when that came out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581385
But then she'll enjoy licking you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579672

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581386
>Chubby =/= Obese
But it is literally overweight though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581386
>He

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581390
>>14581385
We're going to find happiness in each other's arms no matter what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581386
Not him but "chub"fags can go to hell too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581402
That's got to be the most pointless hairnet ever. Really nice picture, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581402
Much easier on the eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581402
She looks so happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581404
>>14581413
There is still a difference between chubby and fat, IF you were forced into a choice between the 2, you would most likely choose chubby
I don not know where this image fall in place

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581406
Just give up on her. She's dragging you down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581424
That's a bit on the heavy side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581402
Oh very nice!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581424
If that's fat I don't wanna touch skinny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581424
>you'd choose chubby
>not finding a non lardass

[Anonymous No.]

I want to kiss a matango and make her feel loved!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581429
No, she's lifting me higher and higher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581424

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581441

But anon, she'll assimilate you into her own body!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581437
You obviously have no reading comprehension, your FORCED to choose, as in, chained to the fucking floor forced

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581441
Want me to burn you down now or after you become a mushroom man blight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581442
To a life of boring mediocrity?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581447
Nice headcanon mate!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581449
>chained
>being level 1

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581462
welp, this is were i drop this conversation, since i dont have any more images related to it

Have this one instead

I am a man of varying tastes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581454
A long fulfilling life of lovely loving love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580571
Congratulations, you've earned yourself a lifetime of rape.

By Amazonian Centaurs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581474
This Succubus screams tsundere in my mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581477
To a scrub. Enjoy knowing you could have lived a better life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581487
I will. Thank you for your blessing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581483
I want regular amazons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581483
Oh good, a chance to try out my brand spanking new kanabo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581483
Nobody could be raped by horse pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581495
I want to kill myself in front of an Amazon after declaring how intensely I hate her kind. Then rise as an undead incubus and wound myself until they can't stomach watching me torture myself anymore, let me go, and come back and rain fiery destruction on their miserable village!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581503
You monster!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581513
That's awfully petty of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581515
Hey man, her life bar says boss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581503
That's not very nice, throwing things at that poor, little oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581517
I don't care! She want to be a cunt I'm going to treat her like one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581513
You know, any other sane person sharing the same views as you would have stopped at the "I want to kill myself" part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581503
See, this is why Onis grow up to become delinquents.

>>14581513
pic related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581515

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581530
She just wants to keep the strange little human boy safe and make him smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581532
>doings things half assed

>>14581535
(You)

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581441
Likewise. I'd be down for hugging her and taking up root with her, until we're sharing every thought and pleasurable sensation.
It might not be an exciting life of adventure, but it'd be a long, quiet life of love and happiness, surrounded by a beautiful forest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581539
>little
>implying

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580556
>Chubby Knight like Jabberwock

Me thinks she had one too many pieces of mutton.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581548
Yeah, cute would be better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581538
I want to molest this semen demon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581535
>Being able to turn a big strong Oni delinquent into a crying scaredy cat with just a handful of beans.
Sounds pretty funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581474
I want to tease that succubus for having nuggets and slender figure even though she's of a race that should be busty and curved to hell and back.

I want to put it in while she pouts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581557
I do too anon, I do too

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581554
Let's see her call me cute while her village is ash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581574
Sounds like someone is grumpy and needs headpats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580556
>Chubby Cheshire Cat
>Lazy Stinky NEET
The only answer here is to take her home and force her to bathe.
Then have all the primal ball draining sex you possibly can with her.
Come home from work and get a blowjob or a titfuck from her.
Impregnate her repeatedly.
Fuck her until she's ahegaoing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581582
Sounds like you need to get gutted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581556
>Read that Onis don't like Fried Beans and decide to stop that delinquent at your school with some.
>The moment you throw the beans she takes off running.
>You find her crying in a corner somewhere because you brought back her childhood trauma.
Good going anon.
Would you comfort her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581513
You.
I like you.
No homo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581589
Yep, you need the headpats, and cuddles, and being called nice things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581598
>comfort her
>after making her go away
???

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581598
>Would you comfort her?
Yes, I'm going to make her smile again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581604
Stop it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581610
You brought back her memories of how all the kids in the neighborhood she grew up in bullied her by throwing fried beans at her.
You should feel bad.

>>14581611
You're a good man anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581616
Maybe you should stop being so bitter and angry.

[Anonymous No.]

Playing meet the baby with a preggo while on raging mushrooms

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581626
Maybe I will. I'll be a good househusband and when she's good and pregnant slip goat blood in her food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581624
But I don't. So looks like we're at an impasse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581626
He's being a little harsh about it, but I'm sure a lot of people who don't like Amazons would be bitter about being captured.
I'm not saying that they're shit, but I would rather not be a house husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581630
Goat blood?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to name my kobold daughteru Laika, raise her to be a brilliant physicist and stellar athlete so she can grow and train to be an astronaut and become the first kobold in space!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581640
Goats and other caprines can make women have a stllbirth if they come in contact with their fluids while pregnant. Animal in question has to be infected with a certain parasite but you get the gist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581646
I'm glad more people are starting to care about Kobold daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581650
You have crossed the line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581635
I don't get why people don't want to be a househusband. It's essentially being a useful NEET. Which is basically life exactly as it is now, throw in small bits of housework and all, and remove the crippling self hate, fear, and pressure to do something with your life and worry about lack of direction. I mean, why do people not want to be one? Do they like work and stress?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581652
There's nothing to not love about kobold daughterus. They deserve love, happiness and loyalty to return all that they give to the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581666
Maybe because fuck being forced?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581650
>Causing a stillborn child out of spite
OVER THE LINE

[Anonymous No.]

>>14580589
>MFW I've done inventory audits for the Women In Military Service memorial before
>MFW get spooked every time
I mean, I get that it's Arlington but holy fuck the feeling of being watched never goes away. Especially after dark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581650
Do you shit bismuth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581666
I probably wouldn't mind being a househusband, but I'm not a NEET, and I'm certain beyond doubt that many others here have jobs, or are in education, or both.
I was a NEET for about half a year, but it was a horrible existence. You can't live off of JSA in England and still expect to have money to pay for things, such as rent and 21 meals a week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581667
Exactly.

[Anonymous No.]

Monkey vs. Minotaur

http://imgur.com/TPvJR5m.jpg

Whoever wins, our pelvis's lose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581666
First off, it would basically be throwing away all of my college and work experience, which sucks.
Second of all, some of us don't want to live the rest of our lives sitting at home and doing nothing but housework. I went to college to be an engineer to help mankind as a whole, not to just support some woman who captured me and forced me to give up all of my future plans. I know according to MGE canon that some other monsters are likely to do this as well, but it seems that Amazons are the most "active" about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581658
>>14581679
It's called revenge anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581700
What if they tie though?
Imagine a threesome with the both of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581683
Can't post them here because it's more /x/ material, but I have a few pics of my grandfathers grave that has some strange shit in it. Mostly people in the background who weren't there when I took the photo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581700
I want both, at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581703
So by killing someone unrelated, a baby nonetheless, you get revenge? That's stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581611
>Track down Oni
>She's curled up in a corner under the bleachers
>She notices you
>'What the fuck are you doing here?! Get away from me, you little shit! Get away before I-'
>'I'm sorry!'
>The air seems to go still for a moment
>'W-What?'
>'I'm sorry for what I did back there. I just got tired of you pushing me around. I wanted it to stop, but I had no idea you'd act like that...'
>'I could see it in your face. You were terrified.'
>'And how would you know?'
>'Because that's the same face I've made every time you come after me.'
>A look of shock crosses her face for a moment before disappearing into tear-streaked regret
>'When I was a little kid, I got picked on a lot. Other kids would push me around, kick dirt on me, and treat me like shit. They'd form up around me and pelt me with beans, laughing at me as I froze up. I was terrified and humiliated.'
>'I decided that I would never let anyone make me feel weak like that again, so I started pushing back. And I kept pushing. Eventually they stopped. Then they started to get scared of me. It felt good to be in control, so I kept doing it. I don't know when I went from fighting back to being the bully, but I guess I didn't care much then.'
>'If it's any consolation to you, I'm sorry. For everything...'
>Walk over to her little corner
>Crouch down to her eye level & give her a hug
>'H-Hey! What are you doing?'
>'I figured you could use someone to make you feel better.'
>It takes a bit, but you feel her arms slowly come up around you
>'Hugging your bully, how stupid can you be... Thanks, though. It feels good.'
>'But you know, if anyone tries to say anything, I'll have to punch you to save face.'
>Well, it's not perfect, but it's a start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581683
>you will never discover a portal to an Undead Spirit Realm while traversing a churches crypt

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581713

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581679
>Baphomet causes your Kiki waifu to have a stillborn daughteru out of spite
>She begs you to not put on the helmet, but it's too late
>You can hear the train, and its calling for its conductor
>You can feel yourself GOING EVEN FURTHER BEYOND in your fury, the berserker pack letting you tear open a hole into the Sabbath's smelly NEET dungeon
>OOOOOOH HERE IT COMES
>HERE COMES THE NIGHT TRAIN
>Rip and tear your way through every MG's clothes until you find the Queen Bitch herself
>She's doing one of those chuuni as fuck Ohohohoho! laughs
>Roar out YOU'RE FLAT, YOU HAVE NO TITS
>WOULD NOT DICK
>Her Onii-chan comes up to you, some twinkle titted bishounen
>Your helmet rings true, knocking him aside like the papier-meche fuccboi he is
>Grab the smug little goat bitch by her horns and lift her up
>Slamming her left and right until she's in a tiny crater, groaning in pain
>She sees how massive your bulge is
>Unsheathe the BFD-9000
>It puts the former Demon Lord to shame
>Unload your jizooka and paint the town white

[Anonymous No.]

>North Korea is detonating Hydrogen Bombs
What Monster Girl will hold me tight and tell me it'll all be OK? What Monster Girl will tell me sweet lies even right up to the final moments and keep me from being alone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581713
I want to slowly earn her trust then ask her out on a date.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581713
Will we tease her endlessly when she's trying to have a serious talk with her gang?
>my vote is for going all out and surprising her wearing just a apron when she brings her friends over and get flustered that she brought friends when you had a 'special gift' to give her

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581720
Why are you even worried? North Korea doesn't have any reliable method of delivery, and if they cross the line China will fuck them up before anyone else gets the chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581658
>>14581679
>>14581692
>>14581712
Revenge takes no prisoners.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579990
Plot twist:she's a yandere and kills you both becuase the vampire was your first not her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581719
God damn
Do not fuck with doomguy anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581706
>>14581710
And people try to say not all men are sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581719
>Cumming all over her house.
>Not going home and furiously yet tenderly fucking your wife until not only is she pregnant again, she's pregnant with triplets.
You don't truly understand the ways of a furious husbando yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581732
I'm not a slut, I just really like those two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581078
By asking her why she'd be interested in someone that would make her look like a queen in comparison?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581720
All of them. I feel like yeti and titania would be especially good choices though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581728
Edgy as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581719
You"re going to Dick the woman win caused the stillbirth of your child.

Oh shit nigger what are you doing.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581712
It's the ultimate revenge anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581719
>not killing the Baphomet, and returning to your home to fill your Kikimora with your jizooka
A shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581740
More like flooding her house with semen like God flooded out Noah. It'll reek like a fucking fish market for YEARS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581728
>>14581742

So you're one of THOSE guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581738
Oh, and echidna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581658
>>14581679
Well maybe don't force me to be a househusband and I don't destroy your life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581739
(You)

>>14581747
What guys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581737
But she's already really ugly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581747
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581720
>Being afraid of a third-world country led by a fat idiot
>When they have no effective means of delivery
>When they have no real means of defense
>when they have a laughably outdated military using 1950s weapons
>When their only 'ally' has all but said they will drop support if war breaks out
How are you this weak anon? The only reason North Korea hasn't been turned into a parking lot by bombings is that China doesn't want to deal with the mass exodus that would come about (and supporting the North pisses off Southern supporters as a bonus) and that they'd deal enough casualties with the mortars they have pointed at Seoul that it's deemed a liability.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581719
>not killing her
>not annihilating someone who hurts a kiki in any way

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581750
>>14581755
You know what I'm talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581749
You're right, you're better suited to the Devil Bug pit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581761
??

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581758
Isn't that what they said about Germany? And even then, WW1 started because a literally who in a literally what country was assassinated. War can start by anyone for the stupidest reasons.

I hope Monster Girls never find out about human wars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581761
I honestly do not. MGU? 'Fraid not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581764
Just infer what I'm saying from context.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581700
20 gold on the Musclecow!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581766
Completely different geopolitical situation. The main difference being that China is already tired of N. Korea's shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581763
>implying I won't breed billions of daughterus and go on genocide crusade against Amazon's and every count monster
My rage cannot be stopped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581720
A will-o-the-wisp. Except they won't be lies. Because the only fire you'll feel will be hers as she embraces your soul and hugs you to her chest, for all eternity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581775
You know you've fucked up when China is tired of your bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581766
Difference is that Germany had an infrastructure and military. Damn good ones, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581770
Sorry anon, whatever you are assuming it's probably wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581780
>implying you won't just stay in the pit like the mindbroken manslut you are
More likely scenario.

[Anonymous No.]

Your wife has just passed away in a manner to make Lifetime channel proud, lots of tears and promises of love.

Do you fuck her corpse as her spirit watches over you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581766
What if she can't get enough of Human history?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581791
Now I'm the one who doesn't know what you're implying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581794
>he thinks I'm him
>he thinks his scenario trumps mine
Audible sounds of mirth

[Anonymous No.]

>Can't find my scary shark girl with spear weapon picture anywhere
>Literally posted it in previous threads

I'M FUCKING LOSING IT MAN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581809
That's what people sound like in doujins before they get mindbroken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581815
DELETE THIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581794
Don't you know? Man is the real monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581815
Why would someone draw that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581780

Picture of Oomukade Nod M. Pordant when

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581818
Why? It's very existence proves that there are real monsters in our world today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581798
>Necrophilia
Fuck no. Having an undead waifu is one thing, but literal corpsefucking is gross, anon. After due time to grieve and have a proper service, I follow her wishes and lay her body to rest in her clan's mausoleum, high up on their ancestral mountain home. I'll keep a marker back at home for her made with that spear she fashioned from her own talons. That way me and the little one can remember her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581817
>doujins having fuck all to do with this
If you're this desperate about a fictional scenario, just stop replying wuss. My mind has never been wholer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581815
Am I missing something aside from squid hair?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581829
FUCKING RETARD DELETE THIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581815
>Ms. Krabs is best girl
All is right in the world.
This glorious, fucked up world.
Brb taking a spork to my eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581815
I want to fuck Squidward and Krabs

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581828
Do you have anything at all non buzzwordy to say or imply?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581837
It's fucking Spongebob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581839
>>14581840
Squidward a best

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581834
My condolences

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581838
Funny thing is anon...
I'm not the one who posted it. So get off my back about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581837
Look at pink hair's pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581842
I don't see anything fucking Spongebob but I sure as hell would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581798
Ew.

[Anonymous No.]

Mamano mana can cure cat allergies, right? It should be a walk in the park for something like that, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581798
Get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581815
This not okay. This is not okay at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581859
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581815
>everyone has the same bodytype
>Krabs and Patrick-chan aren't the softest
>squidward-chan isn't holding a clarinet
This artist dropped the ball.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581845
Save them for the Amazon that tries to househusbado me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581864

Why is this cat girl angry? Too many cat puns?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581859
I would hope so.
Pet allergies suck. If it weren't for obamamana, I wouldn't be able to cuddle Kobolds and Werecats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581864
Dat tsurime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581841

Not sure how any of that's buzzwords. I'm pretty sure all the post implies is that some words from an edgelord got me thinking about what The Crusader would look like as a Oomukade, and hopes that an artfag might draw it. She's got the look for it.

Are you that guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581871
At this point she wold just dump you in the jungle

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581880
>implying she can do anything to me
She better get her loincloth straight and kill me, cause once slighted thus my grudge will not end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581878
Not him but which guy? You guys need to stop saying "that guy" since we're all anonymous, try to be more specific. Guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581886
Not even if a yeti hugged you and asked you to stop, pretty please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581886
Sure thing there tough guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581893
Cry more white knight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581886
Better not cut yourself on that edge, friend. Go build a bridge to relax or something.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be the best house husband for an Amazon and make her feel loved!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581891
Alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581898
>White Knight
I don't think you're using that term correctly, there buds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581889

You know the guy. THAT guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581899
Never! This war was started by those hut dwelling turds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581900
I want to force an amazon to be a good housewife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581900
I share your desire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581905
>defending x MG from a dindu nothing standpoint or because of some misguided sense of protection or who gives a shit
>on the internet
>for free
Yes, white knight

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581907
Why are you so upset about alternate lifestyles in the middle of the jungle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581900
I want amazons to assumilate or get them the hell out of my country!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581914
I agree, but can't expect these animals to comprehend the greatness of our society.

[Anonymous No.]

>A Kakuen will never eat on a tree branch just outside your window and serenade you with the song of her people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZPvX_FTJsM&t=75

[Anonymous No.]

How has this guy not gotten at least warned yet? He's been shitposting for the better part of an hour and a half now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581912
But they don't stay in the jungle. They come in the darkness of night to drag men from their hopes and dreams into a life of servitude and apron wearing! I look like a kiki to you? No, beat them bloody and send them back to shitville where they should have stayed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581920
*you can't

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581921
Anon that's incredibly racist how dare you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581923
I'm sure your ancestors did they same thing. How else are they going to get men?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581921
I'm wet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581922
Maybe because disliking things isn't against the rules and your waifus a shit goes back as long as these threads have existed? Not like he doesn't have a point and just aggroing like that guy who says MGs can't love, and even that may not be shitposting, merely annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581922
>I don't like it, therefore shitposting
Oh you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581921
I want to invite her into my room and fuck her silly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581928
You'd be surprised how wrong you are. But that would be blogging.

[Anonymous No.]

Have you guys realized yet that Chuuni Anon is near troll levels of annoying yet?

Don't even bother talking with him, it's gone nowhere every single time and he appears in 80% of the threads.

definitionofinsanity

[Anonymous No.]

>"Master Anon. I take it Druella has been fucked then. I must say you are here sooner than expected."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581931
>>14581934
I don't know about you guys, but I call being a titanic edgelord and pretty much dominating the thread with an "I don't like thing" mentality shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581938
I don't find him any more annoying than fence-sitter anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581921
That's some slow-loving music right there
>In bed with Kakuen
>Candles around the room
>Moonlight coming in through the window
>She's straddling your crotch
>Your eyes drift between her mischievous face, her perky tits, and that amazing ass
>She grinds against you as the music plays
>Progresses to gentle cowgirl riding all night as the music goes on
>Finally empty your balls inside her
>Cuddle as you fall asleep and the music fades away
And now Donkey Kong music is sexual for me. Hmmm...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581939
>The Raiju Senator was the Sith Lord the entire time.

How could I not see it before?!

[Anonymous No.]

Would you be a little bitch and hoverhand your shark gf or would you be a real man and embrace her like a man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581938
I believe his goal is to be an annoying internet tough guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581943
>fence-sitter
You keep using that term, and I'm not sure you know what it means.
Is it fence-sitting to not care about Femdom or Maledom? Or to just want a pointless argument to end?
Remaining neutral is not fence-sitting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581938
>chuuni
I've stayed within the scope of MGE though. But like I said to our resident white knight long ago, not like you have to reply, this has only gone so long cause the guy can't handle someone disliking his prescious Amazons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581942
>edgelord
Well, not gonna waste my time with this stupid argument.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you be a little bitch and hoverhand your shark gf or would you be a real man and embrace her passionately?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581513
This sounds like a Linkin park videoclip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581956
I'd tease her with headpats and nose boops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581938
Oh and, I'm not any boogeyman you want to make up now. I barely come here anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581942
Nothing against the rules about being "edgy" either, short of posting guro you can pretty much shit on any girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581951
Being neutral isn't the problem. But a lot of times, fencefolk act like they just a had a grand revelation from god that they must share with the lesser anons.

Yes, we have eyes, no need to point out the obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581951
Not him but both not picking a side and acting superior for not doing so is that exactly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581956
I can understand the cowards way out here m8. Sharkskin is smooth one way but the other way is asking for a laceration, and you don't want to be bleeding in the ocean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581966
Okay then, who's your waifu.
If you don't tell me, you're a fucking coward.

[Anonymous No.]

Glad I checked KC's twitter before heading to bed. It's always great to get new art of the girl you love!

Hope there'll be a new girl tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581975
But cowards live forever though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581967
>>14581973
See the problem I have with this I actually get called a fence-sitter just for saying I'm not taking a side.
I say I'm a switch while not saying I'm better than anyone else because of it? I get told to "Pick a side".
I want people to stop arguing so we can get back to actual discussion? I get called a fence-sitter. It's frustrating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581976
I like how chipper you always are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581513
Oh boy what an edgy faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581980
Cowards live forever knowing they have dicks that are the size of a thimble when erect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581981
Fair enough.

If it means anything, I for one don't care if you pick a side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581985
I'm not sure this is supported by science. Either way, it beats dying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581983
>>14581959
>Muh edginess
This doesn't do anything you know? You come at me you come at me like a man and say something worthwhile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581976
>they said I could be anything so I became a dullahan jabberwock

Even with the angle that is a ridiculous amount of no neck

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581513
This post was brought to you by BleedingShadows45™.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581975
Hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581959
>>14581983
Stop responding to him. He just acts like a toughguy and springboards off you to keep shitposting.
He's probably 14 at most.
Hopefully he'll get banned soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581991
Go to bed, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581991
A man, you say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581991
Fine. You're amazingly childish and annoying, even for 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581981
That you feel a need to state your opinion on the subject instead of staying out of it is the problem. That and your self-determination that something is pointless holds any value to anyone else. Telling two or more angry people that their argument is stupid is just going to make them all hate you. Not one side or the other, all of them.

You really think if they had zero investment that they would be arguing in the first place? No, it would fizzle out at one or two replies.

I can't believe you even need this explained to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582001
Likewise. When did this thread become cuteposting General? I can hate on anything I want and if you don't like it, DON'T REPLY TO ME.

Bet you reply after this for some reason.

>>14581999
Dad gay anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582001
You haven't been on any other board, have you? Seriously, this? This is nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581998
Get me a dormouse and I might consider it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581952
>I'm only arguing against one guy
>Disagreeing with me makes you a white knight
No anon, people are arguing against you because you're coming off as an autistic edgefaggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582009
She doesn't want you. Nobody wants you.

[Anonymous No.]

You're trapped in the forest, there's sentries all around, you're doomed, but you've been able to unbind your hands and feet so you can run for an "attempt" at escape.

Do you...

>Run by the Amazon
>Run by the Amazon Unicorn
>Run by the Amazon Titania
>Run by the Amazon Fairy
>Run by the Amazon Lamia
>Run by the Amazon Mermaid
>Run by the Amazon Harpy
>Run by the Amazon Wurm
>Run by the Amazon Demon
>Run by the Amazon Turkey Girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582007
I think the guy it's just pathetic. So cringe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582012
>implying MGs have standards
Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581201
>getting bullied by a fish.
Please, as if.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582013
Amazon Demon please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582007
Right? I hope you know I'm not looking to start a fight, just being able to post as I like without the high of police jumping on my neck, not that I'm not used to it. I mean, yeah, defend your waifu, but, really nigga? You have to get this upset? If I got mad every time someone said something bad about my waifu I'd have had a coronary by now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582013
Running by the fairy seems like the one with the highest possibility of escape

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582007
Maybe on /b/, but elsewhere edginess isn't really tolerated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581700
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THEIR FACEEEES

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581873
Koyuki's not angry, she just happens to look like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582013
>escape
Nah, I'll just beat them up and take all of their stuff. That's the whole reason I've let myself get captured in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582013
Amazon lamia!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582013
I'd rather run them through than by.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582013
If I had more confidence in my ability to escape, I'd run by the Amazon Fairy.
For real, though, the Amazon Wurm can't make things any worse. I'll go for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581700
Monkey vs. Robot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582020
>If I got mad every time someone said something bad about my waifu I'd have had a coronary by now.
Boy, ain't that the truth...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582013
>fit tanned harpy or lamia
Shit, hard choice

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582013
An Amazon Demon? Tell me more about her? Is she a good onee-san?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582031
monkey hate technology
robot hate the monkey

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582013
There's too many to choose from. Can they seduce me instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582011
So because they don't like what I've been talking about, that's fair. But you know what's also fair? Me not giving a fuck and talking about it anyway cause this isn't your safe space and I'm not even talking about THOSE. So good day and eat it.

I also explained how you're being a white knight and you repeating edgy and whatever your prefered buzzwords are ad nauseam is not going to get me to take you seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582013
I grab a few vines and start swinging around like Tarzan until I'm out of the jungle, at which point I pay a private investigator to find Anon so I can punch Anon in the face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582013
I'll run by the vanilla Amazon and hope the amazing luck I'm known for will help me out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582040
Go to bed already faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582013
Is it an option to just let the gangrape happen?
Is it even rape if I want it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582019
Captured by the Demon.

>>14582021
Captured by the Fairy.

>>14582027
Captured by the Lamia.

>>14582029
Captured by the Wurm.

>>14582041
...Violently captured by the Kakuen after hitting a tree.

>>14582043
Captured by the Amazonian Amazon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582019
I want to bury my head in those massive mountains

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582022
>immediately thought of /b/
That's what I thought. Tell you what: You come back to me when you've explored the whole thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582040
I'm not even that guy, just calling you out on your bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582044
Don't give attention to the whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582046
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582012
Duh, since she doesn't exist. But you go ahead and believe that buddy. I'm sure you're a real catch and all the tanukis want you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582013
Hmm.. Which one will least likely to rape me?

The Turkey

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582013
>No Amazon CC Wendigo
Why even bother trying to "escape?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582046
>Captured by the Lamia.
Fuck yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582013
run by the mermaid, as they cannot run, then throw myself on the mercy of whatever large muscley big cat girl I can find.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582046
I can't believe you wasted a pic for this bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582048
Come back when you've spent longer than Christmas break on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582046
This is bullshit, I'm going home no matter what that Amazonian tries to say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582054
You are really bad at this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582046
Well, that was boring. I can understand being captured by the Wurm, but how does being captured by the Fairy work?
Anyways, do our captors keep us for themselves? We're not punished too severely, are we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582055
>The turkey
She'd juggle your giblets all night long, Anon. You know full well you'd get gobble gobble gobbled up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582013
I run by.... ALL OF THEM!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582038
Monkey mates in the jungle
Robot replicates in factory
They both love their dongers
Why must they hate each other

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582045
You can pretend not to to make everyone happier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582067
>How does being captured by the fairy work?

Imagine a bigger Ant Man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582064
>projecting
>implying
4/10, you tried.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582074
Oh my. Fair enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582075
You're not convincing anyone. Especially with your misuse of the term "projecting"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582044
No.

>>14582050
Everyone on 4Chan is an autist and a sperg if the way arguments here go are to be believed. So you need to be more specific. Don't like someone saying Amazon's are shit? Too bad it's allowed. Don't like "edgy" shit? Like someone said, as long as it's not guro tier it's fine. I remember that oomukade greentext that got so many people mad, myself included. You see me bitching about it? No you don't, cause there's nothing wrong with a little rage, a little pain every once in a while, let's you know you're alive. You want to live in KC's hugbox great, I want a little more variety in my thread discussions and your griping isn't going to stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582072
I'm down to roleplay the "helpless victim" if it makes them smile.
They just have to cuddle me and give me headpats afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582065
That's the spirit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582066
(You)

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582085
>Amazon after care
Can we just do that, like, all the time? And let me feel worth as something other than a human vacuum every once in a while? That'd be swell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582084
You know what else is allowed? Calling you an edgy faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582013
I let myself be captured by them all and have them fight to the death over who keeps me. Then I leave. Dumb savages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582055
You're captured by the Turkey Amazon.

>>14582058
Even I can't justify a Yeti in the Jungles.

>>14582060
Captured by the Mermaid. Clearly she was able to get this far inland just fine as a Mermaid anon.

>>14582070
Captured by the Unicorn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582071
>>14581802
Hate to see the Majins get involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582084
*specific when you say bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582098
STOP REPLYING

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582084
Don't respond to them. All they've given you is shitposts filled to the brim with buzzwords.
It's not worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582101
You never said jungle, you said forest. How am I supposed to know this isn't some forest in the taiga?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14581956
I would put her in tonic immobility and proceed to cuddle with her all night, enjoying the cute, dopey look on her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582095
If it makes you smile anon.
Great, now I'm imagining a guy who got captured by Amazons after rough sex with his new wife.
He's scared, but then she holds him close, starts stroking his hair and whispers about how great he was and how much she loves him.
Imagine being someone with serious self esteem issues and then having a monstergirl call you the light of her life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582106
But it's fun! The faggot actually believes he is not edgy!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be the butler of a mature amazon that was once a mercenary, her left eye covered by an eye-patch and numerous scars covering her body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582111
>Dragon of any variety
>She calls you treasure
If I'm going to be objectified let it be like that.

Wait, do ryuu still hoard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582101
If you were gonna let everyone fail anyway, why even give them a choice? I fail to see the point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582098
Great, good to see you realize you have no other recourse and all this time you've been pointlessly hitching at me, you could have spent maybe talking to people who do like amazons. Feel smart? Feel strong? Ciao.

But I'm not leaving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582111
I wouldn't believe a second of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582112
I know, I just want him to leave but he wants the last word, let him have it already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582116
No, but she'd probably call you all sorts of cute weather based nicknames. A ryu will never call you the Rainbow in her Sky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582112
I don't think he cares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582122
But anon, she loves you so much!
She just wants to see you smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582125
GAAAAAAAAAY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582121
I don't even like amazons though. I just think you are an edgy kid.
>>14582124
>>14582128
Ok, ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582111
God that is absolutely pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582124
Hi. You're wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582130
You are out of the closet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582111
>She holds you close ad whispers about how beautiful your children will be and how you shouldn't feel so bad about yourself
I want it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582132
If you don't like it, why do you reply?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582131
Great. Good for you. I think Amazons a shit and should die painfully if their "husbands" don't want anything to do with them. We square?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582136
If I'm anyone's rainbow I must be. Do I at least get to alp quickly so I can have some fun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582129
If she wanted to see me smile she'd listen to me instead of just assumed how I want to be treated or what I like/dislike.

But she won't because she's a dumb savage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582119
All the rules were upfront.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582142
Because he is a shitposter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579701
>There's never been an unmarried President of the US
I call bullcrap
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Buchanan
Late response but historically inaccurate statements trigger me.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to become chief of an amazon village after beating ever single man, woman and child there in combat. Then I make every unmarried amazon my cock sock and teach them to be good housewives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582144
>Alping for just a name
You were a faggot all along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582142
Because shitposting. Why else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582143
Don't cut yourself with that edge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582154
Don't be such a shitposter nigger anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582147
Actually, you're right. My bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582130
What comes after the rain anon?

>>14582132
>>14582148
Oh man, if you're who I think you are, then the hypocrisy is DELICIOUS.
If not, then how in the fuck is my post shitposting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582151
You're alright then. Historical and factual inaccuracy is pretty annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582111
I am so goddamned jaded to "complements" at this point, I would have a hard time believing her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582157
Nah, I'll cut shitazons instead and go get a beer with the men I rescue. Maybe chase skirts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582154
Well, I can respect that, at least.

>>14582158
>Irony: The post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582158
>implying I don't mean it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582160
Who am I? Clue: I'm not the edgelord.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone give me a hand here?

Why do Jinkos always get like this when you capture them?

https://i.imgur.com/Vk1KVQ9.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582170
Okay, then the second question applies, how the fuck is what I said shitposting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582163
But she does mean it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582160
Me, repeatedly. But I also cum before and during the rain so I have trouble seeing what it is you meant to say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582173
It's not a bug, it's a feature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582173
Because she know you're better than her since you were able to capture her.

[Anonymous No.]

An unsightly Beast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582178
Rainbows anon. Rainbows come after Rain.
She's saying that the sad times in her life are over and that you're her "Rainbow".
I never said I was good at cute nicknames.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582165
Dude, who cares about your silly fantasy. It's so cringeworthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582173
I'm not sure, but i hear something about a q-tip works for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582168
Fuck off nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582154
Good man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582185
You cared enought to reply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582175
Because if you don't like something you just don't reply. That's it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582183
Away, away!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582171
Her body is 10/10.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582183
You drink the blood of half the town, and now this! And you talk of beasts? You hunters are the real killers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582184
Das still pretty gay, Anon and I knew that from the start. I'd be sure to tease her about her awkward sweet talk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582175
Well I'm not him, but if I had to guess it would be because you intentionally chose to make an antagonizing reply for the purposes of trying to start yet another pointless argument that inevitably derails all actual conversation in the thread. So basically shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582187
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582187
>fuck off
I can't believe people still post this. This tactic works 0% of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582190
Because it was fun, but now you are making this embarrasing by acting so pathetic. I'm out. Good night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582197
Nigga she just raided the wine cellar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582192
...Anon?
>>14582095
>>14582111
Are we looking at the same conversation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582173
Naisu.

Because you're a man anon. A big, BIG man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582203
Ok, have a good night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582197
>Being a beast enabler.
Disgusting, just absolutely disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582125
>You will never train for years under kunoichi ninja and lizardgirl warriors
>You will never master the art of the sword, sacrificing your body through battle, replacing lost limbs and portions with artificial prosthetics
>You will never learn electrical magic from an old raiju mage, and use it to augment yourself even further
>You will never begin your assault on the Ryu shrine, cartwheeling and diving between the shirohebi and kitsune shrine maidens trying to beat you away with their brooms
>You will never dispatch them with the speed and accuracy of a machine, slicing their broomsticks like rods of warm butter under your blade, and slicing their kimonos to indecent shreds as the squeal
>You will never blast through into the Ryu's chambers, pinning her onto the bed just so you can lean down and whisper into her ear:
>"I am lightning: the rain transformed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582199
>you intentionally chose to make an antagonizing reply for the purposes of trying to start yet another pointless argument that inevitably derails all actual conversation in the thread.
Motherfucker, all I did was cutepost about post sex cuddling with an Amazon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582185
It's about as cringy as handholding and petting cuddlesx9000 times it gets posted. But I don't hate on those that do. Know why? I'm mature enough to let people have their fantasies. Emulate me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582209
Better than being a murderous sheep serving a hypocritic, not to mention corrupt, church.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582206
I think this is a huge misunderstanding. Read all the replies again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582211
There is no way she could possibly be any wetter right now.
That was great. Thanks anon I needed the laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582211
Oh fuck you, god damn I fucking despise you so god damn much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582217
Please explain the misunderstanding, I'm slightly dense about shit like this.
Who did you think I was?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582183
A GREAT TERROR LOOMS

Aw yeah, we hunters now

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582213
I'm already done with that, bye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582215
Not all hunters are part of that shitty church anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582177
I'm sure she does care, but words aren't enough, and most words I've heard aren't truthful.
As far as I'm concerned, I'm just a servant/battery for the Amazon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582211
Oh fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582223
Boy, you sure showed him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582222
>MFW there's a flesh and blood woman the Plain Doll is based on and she's a sick badass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582223
Good. Would you like one of my Amazonian concubines to cook you a meal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582228
What can she do to make you believe her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582221
Oh, i'm not any of those guys. But I think this >>14582148 was referring to >>14582132 as shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582232
True, though it does imply that Ghermin is even more twisted in the head than he already seemed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582230
I don't need to, he sounds like a sad motherfucker already.

[Anonymous No.]

So anybody willing to bet this is just Tewifag shitposting again as usual?

Also, is anybody willing to talk about other shit, like why desert girls are the best, uncontested?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582236
Oh man, if that's true than the this HAS been a gigantic misunderstanding.
I'm >>14582111

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582212
Well shit, I thought you were >>14582132

Either I'm tired or this is a confusing comment chain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582225
>Implying the hunters from any other faction are anything more than blood-crazed mass murderers
The only one with any honor got turned into a horse with an anus shoulder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582121
Blonde Loli Vampires are a miracle of the universe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582232
>You will never have a foursome with the Maiden in Black, Plain Doll and Lady Maria.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582232
The tall cadaver that could do bloody versions of Vergils Judgement Cut?
Fuck, how were Gehrman and Maria so fucking tall. Does that aspect of their design have anything common with the tall masked dudes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582241
I told you to stop replying to that faggot already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14579938
I may be more than six hours late for this but oh well!
GET DOMMED BY LILIM.
And all is right in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582243
Nah, boogeymanning is so 2015.

Also, desert girls are ok, but certainly not the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582232
Best waifu. After Adella and the doll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582243
I think brown is definitely the best color, but I prefer the qualities of multiple non-desert girls.
It's cool if you have your own opinions and rankings though, it's no skin off my nose if you disagree with my opinions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582239
>"Aw man, Lady Maria is such a badass. Too bad I'm super old and she doesn't want anything to do with my wrinkled dick."
>"...Well I guess I'll make a doll that looks like her and fuck that."

Yeah, Gehrman has issues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582246
Beasts have done nothing but turn once peaceful people into blood thirsty monsters anon, why would you even try to defend them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582255
> certainly not the best.
Okay, feggot, who else do you think can beat
>dark skin
>blue eyeliner
>exotic sultry clothing
>best ancient technology

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582232
Oh Lady Maria...

She's a blood-drinking undead who can control fire, so I say she falls under the umbrella of "Monster Girl".

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582241
You didn't make yourself look any better, to be honest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582244
I know, they are not talking about you, they are talking about, well, the shitposter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582243
I do enjoy desert girls, but then again I am into Egyptian history, and trying to study Egyptian religion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582243
You'd lose that bet.

Khepris best desert girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582219
The ensuing sex scene will just be a montage of every Raiden and Vamp scene from MGS4, with the Ryu taking the place of Vamp.
Despite the full on sex, it will somehow be less erotic than the original scenes themselves.
Glad you enjoyed it.

>>14582220
>>14582229
I apologise for nothing. Not even for putting the image into your heads of a Ryu licking the cum off of your dick like Vamp does to his crotch-knife every time he stabs Raiden.

>>14582222
I can't wait for when we start to sexualise the final boss of the DLC. At least now we know Kosm is basically a giant sea slime girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582261
No matter what you do, you can't beat dragon girls.

Come at me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582263
She's pretty much a Vampire with fire powers and a sickass weapon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582260
I bet it's that faggot Djura

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582243
Desert girls are pretty good, especially Khepris. They're great cuddle bugs.
I'm not a huge fan of undead, though, which basically eliminates the majority of them.
Additionally, I wouldn't be able to measure up to the standards of that brown Goddess, and I would get sick of an Anubis' uptightness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582268
>Kosm
Pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582268
You fucking piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582268
>I can't wait for when we start to sexualise the final boss of the DLC
He was a scrawny hungry skeltal with a yo-yo placenta scythe, how do you turn that into a cute girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582268
It's Kos you piece of crap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582264
Really now? Well, that's too bad. This guy keeps telling me to stop replying to you, so bye again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582281
Very carefully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582275
I'd worship that goddess until she chose me. Everything for that delicious brown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582272
Djura is a fucking piece of shit, dumb mother fucker was more naive then Priscilla .

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582241
>saying this
>in the thread for imaginary wives and children

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582281
We turned Shoggoths into cute meidos, I'm sure we can think of something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582290
Pharaoh is a rude cunt, Khepris are much better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582285
>implying I'm that guy
Knock yourself out, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582297
>the thread for imaginary wives and children
No need to be so redundant, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582297
>>>/a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582301
Pharaoh is isolated but educated and pious royalty. Of course a goddess might seem cruel to all those below her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582294
>this land is peaceful, it's inhabitants kind
STILL. Mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582297
You obviously don't know, but that anon? He's kind of a big deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582309
She's still an arrogant piece of shit that doesn't deserve to be loved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582297
You are free to leave anytime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582308
Berserk has monstergirls. Eat a Dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582234
Hard to say, but I'll bet it something she might have found out if we dated before tying the knot.
I honestly don't know what an Amazon would do to prove her love towards her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582315
She's not arrogant. She has power to back up her claims. It ain't braggin if you do it and you back it up.
And everyone deserves to be loved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582317
I'm fine with Berserk, you're still a passive aggressive faggot that needs to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582319
Bootlicker please, your waifu is a mean bitch that nobody should have to put up with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582318
>spoiler
What if she kills some kind of beast, like a maneater lion, as a form of tribute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582318
Assimilate into his culture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582324
I'll put up with her gladly. It's lonely at the top, and everyone needs someone to cuddle with.
And how can I be a bootlicker if I just lick her feet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582329
That would convince me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582330
Don't listen to that faggot, anon. He is just grumpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582277
>>14582282
Fight me over it Micolash, you birdcage-bound, bonkers basketcase of a boss.

>>14582278
She's going to drain you dry of your "white blood" while flamenco music plays in the background.

We've literally sexualised, in list format from memory:
John Carpenter's The Thing
Ever planet in the solar system
Mindflayers
Shoggoths
Swords
Most inanimate household objects
Necromorphs
Jackie Chan fight scenes

There's nothing that can't be sexualised here.
Rather than ask "how?" you should be asking "how long until?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582318
Would she actually try listening to what her husband likes and doesn't like and try to adjust to his tastes instead of rudely assuming that what she likes is the only thing that should matter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582333
Oh. I wonder how a Pharaoh would show love to her husband? An Anubis would build a pyramid, so what would a Pharaoh do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582337
Don't need to. It's Orphan of KOS. Case closed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582337
Hey, hey I don't want any trouble m8, if you say it's Kosm, then Kosm it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582337
>Jackie Chan fight scenes
I wasn't here for that but I can't imagine those not being lewd as everloving fuck.

>>14582342
>what would a Pharaoh do?
Make an anubis build her a pyramid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582342
Order her Anubis to build a heart-shaped pyramid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582183
Who's that? Amelia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14582348
If I recall, they were way back when these threads were still on /a/. I'll see if I can find the one I'm thinking of, where he escapes from a lingerie shop full of horny monstergirls.

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>>14582013
I trip while running and crash into several of them, ending up in a pile consisting of myself, Amazon Unicorn, Amazon Titania, Amazon Lamia, Amazon Mermaid, Amazon Wurm, and Amazon Demon.

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>>14582358
You talking about this?
http://seafoam.pbworks.com/w/page/90020897/Victoria's%20Fucking%20Secret

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>>14582171
[x]Insert

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>>14582171
You seem to be asking for something, Ma'am, and I am of a mind to oblige you

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>>14582171
Battle of the Butts!

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We live?

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>>14582047
What a great way to die.

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>>14582337
>while flamenco music plays in the background
Flamenco you say?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0QCJKQf8w0

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>>14582370
I want her to sit in my lap.

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>>14582245
Everybody is just wound up and touchy from the all day shitpost-athon. I just got home and I had to wade through 3 times as many posts as usual to catch up and it was almost all pure crap.

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>>14582370
>>14582382
Kakuen lapdances must be amazing.

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>>14582359
Amazon Harpy pries you from the pile and captures you.

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>>14582369
Getting propositioned by succubutts would be the best. A quickie in an alley. Walking by a store in the mall and a blueberry temptress asks which lingerie looks best in her, undressing in full view of the patrons, leading to a hot, sweaty changing room fuck. Butts a best.

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>>14582384
You didn't just skip over it? Geez anon.

I got home from a day out with friends, skimmed through, saw the obvious shitposting, and just jumped right to the end.

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>>14582388
That wouldn't last long before I pin them down and fuck their ass for hours on end.

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>>14582392
I didn't think it would last that long or I would have. I kept expecting it to end but it never did.
On the positive, going through the shitfest like that lets me drop reports on anything super obvious on my way by, in the hopes of buying us 3 days of peace.

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>>14582394
No touching the girls. Everyone knows this.
How would an MG strip club make a profit in a world that is 'sex in your face' all the time?

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>>14582399
>doubting the dick

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>>14582398
>announcing reports
Anon...

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>>14582399
Too bad anon, I'm touching those girls and nobody can stop me. All those Kakuen butts are mine.

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>>14582403
Does that really count as announcing reports? I guess I'll delete it to be safe.

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>>14582399
Hire men.

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>>14582408
Better safe than sorry I guess.

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>>14582394
Then the dance is working well.

>>14582399
MG strip clubs would allow fucking.
Why would they not allow fucking?
Some of them would probably mandate that you have to marry the girls you fuck.
You want to fuck the Kakuen triplets with huge asses? Better be ready to take responsibility.

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>>14582410
Muscular Amazons hired to keep the stinky, lonely clientele of the club from getting handsy!

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>>14582414
I'm going to have to take responsibility for lots of girls if that's the case.

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>>14582415
Well duh. Can't have girls mishandling the merchandise.

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>>14582415
>not ogres
Only reason I see sex being prohibited would be so club owners could keep the turnover rate down.

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>>14582414
I'd want to go to a club dedicated to guys with a 'beefier' preference and take a sweet, muscled kiki home with me as a lover, bodyguard, maid, and an eventual wife.

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>>14582415
>>14582420
I want to get handsy with those bouncers.

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Do the new thread thing.

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>>14579277
Cliffhangers should be illegal. Anyone who got teased by this will need a dose, stat!

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>>14582422
They have a job to do. Don't distract them.

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>>14582414
I want to go to the Banana Club and see all the different species of Monkey Girl performing lewd dances and acts for patrons.

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>>14582423
We got a while to go yet, fellow

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>>14582423
NYET! That is not our way.

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>>14582426
Too bad anon, I can't resist wanting to grope their muscular butts and firms breasts.

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>>14582427
Careful not to get lured in by their bountiful asses and jiggling tits anon! Those monkey girls can be dangerous. Semen Demons of the highest caliber, all of them!
That fucking bachelor party man. Me and the guy it was thrown for were the only ones to make it out with our pelvises intact and he was the only one who didn't get his dick wet in any way.
I'm still haunted by how great that Kakuen's tits felt and I'm scared of going back.

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>>14582433
But as you're doing that some drunk middle-aged kitsune office worker is slapping one of the dancer's ass. and a monoeye is sneaking a camera into the changing room!

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>>14582427
I want to touch that tail!

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>>14582439
I'll only stop if she gives me her phone number and promises to meet me after her shift, or else I'll make her cum in front of everyone waiting to get in.

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Remember, only creepy weirdos go to the Mouse Hole. You'll be sharing space with serial sniffers, compulsive fatteners, bondage maniacs, and the worst possible person. A writefag that doesn't write enough.

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How would you feel about your MG sister or daughter being a stripper? Would you let her practice dancing for you at home? This included lap dances and going nude.

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We are just pawns in a grand game.

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>>14582445
Nyanners, please. Didn't you just promise to get back to work the other day?

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>>14582445
B-But tiny Mouse Girls in maid outfits! Serving drinks with a wink and a squeak!

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>>14582443
She'll agree, if only to do her job. You might have to make up for it later.

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>>14582436
Anon you're just making me want to fuck those lewd monkey girls even more.

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>>14582447
I'll flip their shit.

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>>14582446
Hell yes, there's nothing wrong with her making money by dancing and showing off what nature gave her.
>>14582447
But who is playing?

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>>14582449
Shut up stalker-kun, I'm getting to it.

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>>14582456
>stalker-kun
Dude, you practically outed yourself. I'm just the new hotness around here, not a stalker.

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>>14582445
>A writefag that doesn't write enough.
Hah! I'd blend in perfectly then. Though I suppose that depends on one's definition of "enough".

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>>14582446
Monstergirl strippers is like trying to sell ice in a snowstorm. Sand in a desert. Shit in a sewer. But the daughteru is a succubutt raised by an alp mom, so she might be able to Billy Mays it hard enough to sell herself like that.