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Hopefully none of you forgot to say "Rabbit rabbit" at the start of the new year.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.14557523
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I was asleep when the year changed, what happens now?

>> No.14557525

Butt snake best snake.

>> No.14557526

No good luck for you.

>> No.14557527
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Remember, just because it's the year of the monkey doesn't mean that you get to monkey around. Don't make cop mouse teach you a lesson.

>> No.14557529

Bend over for them and they bend over for you! It's perfect, an exchange well made, I say.

>> No.14557530

Is it obvious?
Now we strike back against a world that fears us, a world that shudders at the mere mention of us.

Now we show them what it really means to hold hands.

>> No.14557535

Who let the chuuni out?

>> No.14557537


>> No.14557539
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One of the first for paizuri goddess.

>> No.14557544
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Year of the monkey sucks! When's year of the horse pussy?

>> No.14557547

Maids are olev

>> No.14557548

Fate did, Anon.

Fate set me free so that I can educate the world in the proper ways of hand holding!

>> No.14557550
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Cuddling with snake wife

Sadly a bottle of rum wasn't enough to make me drunk

>> No.14557551

But I'd fight to remove the monsters from our world instead. The fantasy is nice but the reality would suck. Besides, I want to see what humanity can accomplish on it's own. Assuming magic could somehow work on our side of the portal it would ruin our development and make us reliant on them rather than striving to better ourselves.

>> No.14557552

Never, horse pussy is forever canceled.

>> No.14557558

Take your harlots and strumpets back to /a/ or at least post Spider.

>> No.14557559

>what humanity can accomplish on it's own
Nothing much, do you have any idea how long we've had animals domesticated?

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Happy new year everyone! May 2016 bring you lots of paizuri.

>> No.14557564

So what? Isn't magic just bending the world to your will anyway, just like we did with all our other inventions? Also, get out of here you coward.

>> No.14557567

I want a Kakuen to laugh at my tiny penis!
I want to start her year off with a good laugh, so I think it was a good deed!

>> No.14557570

>Also, get out of here you coward.
You'll have to explain how I'm being a coward. I just said I'd fight the big rape monsters.

>> No.14557573

You know what I want?
A tiny kakuren to ride on my shoulders and generally follow me around like a friend.

I want to teach her martial arts and give her a magic staff.

>> No.14557574

Not him but I think you're taking the easy way out, too. You're not man enough to fight for love.

>> No.14557576

I think you just are afraid of alping.
A lot of people here should be afraid of that.

>> No.14557577


I wouldn't worry about it. Worse comes to worst, there will be separatist forces willing to aid them.


Assuming they're like the ones in the Encyclopedia, our tech will blow their minds, and we can engage in trade and commerce.

>all that magitek

>> No.14557578

What's there to be afraid of? Being an Alp is the bee's knees! It's super-duper rad!

>> No.14557581

>easy way out
>Fighting against magic using rape monsters
Anon, this would not be an easy thing to do in the slightest.

>> No.14557583

>separatist forces
You mean they'd be given asylum in Northern Europe?

>> No.14557584

You're not fighting for love, you're fighting to keep the same cycle of mediocrity and mistakes because you're afraid of change.

>> No.14557586
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I just want a Holst to waifu and fuck silly, is that so wrong?

>> No.14557591

Holy shit, it's like I'm in the ninties again.
Which is bad because I spent most of it under the age of nine.

Anyways, good night Anons.
Take care and have a happy new year, we got another long one ahead of us.
Also, don't burn down the thread.
It's a new year so lets start -current year- off on the right foot.

>> No.14557592

>Northern Europe
No, too many muslims there already, and they hate monstergirls.

>> No.14557595


No, I meanthere are people in the US that, if the nation won't help them, they will.

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Have this instead

>> No.14557597

Of course it is the easy thing to do. They're the horrible evil monsters and you're the good guy, what's there to think about? Easy-peasy, simple as that.
Wouldn't it be nice to see THEM get raped for a change?

>> No.14557602

Got a problem with Alp-talk, Daddy-O? Don't be a party-pooper!

>> No.14557604

>afraid of change
The other stuff you said is nonsense, but I admit this might be a factor.
But at the same time, I still have a little faith in humanity, if only for our technological prowess. Wouldn't reaching the stars or a technological singularity be more worthwhile is we were the ones to do it alone without help?

>> No.14557607

Those are some fat eyelids.

>> No.14557608

We do get help, though. From God and aliens.

>> No.14557609

It reminds me of Poochy from the simpsons.

No one wants to be Poochy from the simpsons.

>> No.14557610

>Of course it is the easy thing to do. They're the horrible evil monsters and you're the good guy, what's there to think about? Easy-peasy, simple as that.
It only looks easy in movies and games because of plot armour. That shit doesn't exist in reality, so the difficulty will be very much increased.

>> No.14557612

No. I don't see why it would be.
Isn't that what all Alps are, though?

>> No.14557616

I think we're talking past each other. You're taking the easy way out MORALLY speaking. You're going to ignore the fact that Monsters are people too and just kill them all because muh HFY, which makes you a real stick-in-the-mud.

>> No.14557618

Who gives a shit if we do all the work or not? We need all the help we can get.

>> No.14557620

I want grimdarkfags talking about murdering waifus to leave.

>> No.14557622


Maybe, but I think discovering another form of life, much more that is so close to humanity, would be bigger than figuring out how to travel longer distances in space. If there's a way for them to get in, there's a way for us to get out.

>> No.14557626

>No. I don't see why it would be.
Maybe this is all some bizarre form of pride on my part then. At any rate I still wouldn't want monstergirls to exist in real life, and if they did I'd rather be left alone by them. Maybe I'd change my mind if it actually happened, but I'd think the world would be worse off.

>> No.14557629

No, alps are things you tease before getting some beer and hotwings with them.

>> No.14557630

You haven't seen real grimdarkfags yet, it's childishly quiet and civil.

>> No.14557633

>alps using 90's slang
>hellhound lolis using old timey slang
Oh no, I'm finding them absolutely charming.

send help

>> No.14557635

Ah, I see. I wouldn't kill them if they were peaceful, that's a fucking insane thing to do. I was working under the assumption they would try and conquer us, or at least be the rapist types.

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I don't understand you and I'm starting to dislike you because of it. I'm going swear a vendetta on you and yours.
Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to go hold up my New Year's resolutions with my new personal trainer. She's going to punch my abs while I do crunches!

>> No.14557648

That' not what you were implying before.

>> No.14557653

What would be the first words you'd tell you're monster girl waifu if you meet her?

>> No.14557654

I now have the image of a posh looking hellhound loli with a parasol and some fine glasses looking at me with disapproval while calling me a ragamuffin and a hoodlum.

This image will warm my heart as I go to sleep.

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>> No.14557657

I don't think I worded it properly then, my bad.

>> No.14557660

I love you.

>> No.14557661

"I am not worthy"

>> No.14557665

I want to be her D-Dog.

>> No.14557667

So you like peanut butter?

>> No.14557671
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>160 C89 doujins uploaded
>60 of them are kancolle

>> No.14557673

I would just lose my spaghetti.

>> No.14557684

I would tell her "hi". Hopefully, rape comes after that.

>> No.14557689

"You aren't physically possible, I guess this means I'll be taking some medication now."

>> No.14557693
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Are you saying you wouldn't stick it in a boat?

>> No.14557698
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She's not a MG, but would she count if she's dressed like one for New Year's?

>> No.14557699

Your waifu would just barge in and eat your lunch? It would be best if you taught her some manners.

>> No.14557706

>choosing reality over happiness

>> No.14557711

But what about the Elf High School ones? WHAT ABOUT THOSE?

>> No.14557721

Are you saying people still don't get called ragamuffins all the time? You sir, live somewhere strange and likely cold.

>> No.14557731
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Have you welcomed your new overlords yet?

>> No.14557736

I would, but crybabies might get upset.

>> No.14557737

You mean S2 got announced?

Sasuga Ain's-sama

>> No.14557745

No, you nimrod.

>> No.14557752

Explain further.

>> No.14557753

>Real or hallucination?

>> No.14557754

You act like that was a serious question.
>Season two

>> No.14557763

They've actually done a couple season 2s

>> No.14557765

You try to help humanity by going to the side of the monsters, but suddenly you're a traitor. .

>> No.14557767
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Stop talking about Papa Bones' Wild Ride.

>> No.14557770

You can't be a traitor to a cause you never had any allegiance to.

>> No.14557771

I still need figures. Why are you not all over this shit, Japan? Armored, naked, clothed, shit I wouldn't even complain about a bunny girl fig, but NOTHING? Really?

>> No.14557772

I want the next book to come out
Still haven't heard anything, I thought it would be December

>> No.14557775

>human extinction
>helping humanity

I don't think helping means what you think it means.

>> No.14557777


Why would they let humans die?

>> No.14557797

I think you're assuming monstergirls have a lot more foresight and self-control than they are generally depicted with.

And if you're talking about KC stuff, then the answer is self-evident.

>> No.14557799

Why would you want everything to go wrong? Why do you hate happiness and nice things? What happened to you to make you so full of bitter hatred?

>> No.14557800

Humans don't have any of these either. At least monstergirls care about you.

>> No.14557802

Wasn't that succubus just a guy RP'ing in the game?

>> No.14557808

Why do you assume someone has to be a grump to state the logical conclusion of something if it's negative?

>> No.14557809
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You have one more year left to BE PREPARED. Learn ear-molestation techniques in case of Elf incursion.

>> No.14557813

>You try to help humanity by going to the side of the monsters
This is literally the dumbest thing iv seen all year.

>> No.14557820

I don't follow.

>> No.14557822

To be fair, it's only been a day so far.

>> No.14557827

>logical conclusion
See, your logic is based entirely on the situation being negative in the first place, because that's what is in your head. If you thought of Monsters as not being brainless rape machines that make humans go extinct, then you couldn't make "logical conclusions" like that. Your "logical conclusion" is just your own negative attitude.

>> No.14557828

Actually she's an NPC made by a guy who was in Papa Bones' guild. That's what all the characters except him are, NPCs who gained sentience in the new world; he was the only PC logged in at the time of the whole "The game becomes real" thing.

Originally she was programmed to be a slut, but just before shit got real, Papa Bones changed "Everyone" to "Himself" for shits and giggles.

>> No.14557829

What about foot massages?

>> No.14557830

It was an NPC created by a guy.

>> No.14557833

>If you thought of Monsters as not being brainless rape machines that make humans go extinct
So headcannon then?

>> No.14557836

>Being this wrong

You just tell a monster she can't find a guy to marry or can't have more than X number of children. See how that works out for you.

Protip it doesn't Them being unstoppable love machines means they will continue unchecked until they've used up everything.

>> No.14557837

At the same rate, aren't you being a little too optimistic?

>> No.14557839

Yes. Your headcanon is dark and bleak and shows what a grumpmeister you are. I repeat: why?

>> No.14557841

Why wouldn't I be? I don't come to these threads to be unhappy and depressed.

>> No.14557844

>Them being unstoppable love machines means they will continue unchecked until they've used up everything.

This. The problem with monstergirls is that they're too loving. They all want men, but are incapable of producing more if we go by the canon. The human population would dwindle after just a few generations unless there were some restrictions in place, and I could see most monsters being angry over them.

>> No.14557845
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>if we go by the canon
I reject the MGE canon.

>> No.14557849
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I enjoy purging monster it brings a smile to my face different strokes for different folks.

>> No.14557851

Fair enough, but some of us love thinking about how a world with monsters would actually be. It turns out the real world isn't all sunshine and rainbows,and there would actually be problems. It's a little unfair you called the guy a grump for just thinking about things.

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>> No.14557855

And if the monsters win, they sure as hell aren't going to lay down restrictions and self-regulate. No amount of sunshine fagging really changes that.

What you really need is something more along the lines of a stalemate where humans still have some power to push back. You don't want either side to have a total victory because man would stripmine monsterworld and monstergirls would depopulate earth. They have to be forced to negotiate to work together.

>> No.14557858

So they can have sons too in your canon? That's the only logical way to fix the issue.
Even then you can have purists saying those men aren't human anyway, but that's a whole other issue.

>> No.14557860

How is it unfair to call a grump a grump?
I don't worry about purists. Purists would purge people with glasses because wearing them makes you into a cyborg.

>> No.14557862

Logically, then that falls into the trap of them not needing earth men in the first place.

>> No.14557864

I've got the solution to all our problems. We infect Monster Girls with the genophage.

>> No.14557866

Dude, you are blinded by sunshine so much that you call the tiniest shade grimdark. Back up a minute and actually look at what was written.

>> No.14557871

>What you really need is something more along the lines of a stalemate where humans still have some power to push back.
That's exactly whats going on in MGE right now. The thread seems to think that the monsters will just inevitably win but KC never said the order outright loses he just said they will never be able to completely eradicate monsters. So for all we know it could be a stalemate forever.

>> No.14557872

Don't they basically already have that in KC land? Minus devil bugs, large mice, and a few others.

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I never said that though. I called the guy a grump. You're so buttblasted you can't see any nuances in what people you disagree with say, you back up a minute!

>> No.14557875

So how will they make humans go extinct again?

>> No.14557879
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I have high hopes of a remake

>> No.14557880

>How is it unfair to call a grump a grump?
So pointing out the flaws in something makes you a grump now, or is it just thinking in general? I'd understand if the guy was claiming monsters couldn't love you or whatever, but from what I've read he was just pointing out that there would be some major issues.

>> No.14557882

Your rant on negativity is basically the same thing.

In fact, you're the guy acting like a grump because someone dared mention that in most everything but your personal non-KC headcanon, it would not be all whip cream and marshmallows.

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Let's just get along already.

>> No.14557894
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saw this on the /tg drawthread

>> No.14557899

Remake of what?

>> No.14557900

I wanna cuddle with Shamsiel!

>> No.14557901

>pointing out flaws
>thinking in general
The guy I was calling a grump was talking about a massive war between humans and MGs, I think that goes beyond "pointing out flaws".
But fuck it. Kill all Monster Girls for the God Emperor of Mankind if you want, I'm leaving you grumps alone.

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Spider is best

>> No.14557906

I like how these guys have made actual arguments while all you do is namecall.

>> No.14557908

No men being born from monsters and the inevitable creep of mamano mana. It's a slow process, been going on about a thousand years in MGE, but it's pretty much irreversible. Even if/when the demon lord finally beats the Chief God, then you'll just have incubi.

I guess it depends on the timeframe and stuff you care about. Heat death of the universe is a sure thing too, but it's sure not an immediate concern.

>> No.14557910

I think the other poster was right. YOU are the grump.

>> No.14557915

>"Please be gentle."

>> No.14557919

>Ay u want sum fuk

>> No.14557922

Theoretical question anons.
How would you react if your waifu took in as much of your scent as she could at any given opportunity?
How would you react if she wanted to be near you as often as possible and clung to you at all times?
How would you react to her getting addicted to the taste of your cum and constantly trying to get more?
How would you react if your waifu was absolutely obsessed with you?

>> No.14557925

Well, clearly she wouldn't understand english so I'll have to learn the ancient dormouse language of the yawn.

>> No.14557926

by completely ignoring her and taking long trips away from home.

>> No.14557930

Introduce her to bondage and denial play.

>> No.14557932
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Thanks to this thread, this is how I think Manticores talk.
>Ayy bayy, u wan sum fuk?
>Uh, sorry do you know where the station is?
>I gib u sukky suk
>Uh, never mind
>Ayyy why u go?

>> No.14557934

Clone her

>> No.14557937

I'd be happy, though I'd probably scold her for doing that stuff in public. I love clingyness, and am a little that way myself. We could become a lovely vortex of yandere.

>> No.14557941
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>Anything can happen in the woods.
>May I kiss you?

>> No.14557944

I can think of worse things. Only thing all that worrying to me is the "Constantly trying to get more" bit.

But I suppose we can just go to restaurants that use floor-length table cloths.

The path to NTR. Or violent yandere.

>> No.14557945

Bunch of filthy porch tiggers. They make the good Manticores look bad.

>> No.14557946

Anon that's mean.
That's mean in a nice way. I'm sure she'll enjoy that. Out of curiosity, what species is your waifu?
I like these guys ideas.

Fuck you anon, Woolie's voice popped into my head.

>> No.14557947

Clone myself with doppelganger potions and have some spell to share sensations between myself and my doppelgangers at all times.

I don't mind if she makes me ejaculate when I'm in public.

>> No.14557949

Yesterday I fucked a tailpussy thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis big!

>> No.14557953

>How would you react if your waifu took in as much of your scent as she could at any given opportunity?
I'd tell her I find it creepy. People smelling you is weird in general and I'd feel very uncomfortable with it.
>How would you react if she wanted to be near you as often as possible and clung to you at all times?
She sounds clingy as fuck. Everyone needs some personal space, she can respect that or fuck off.
>How would you react to her getting addicted to the taste of your cum and constantly trying to get more?
Honestly, this is just getting weird now.
>How would you react if your waifu was absolutely obsessed with you?
Flattered I guess, but how badly are we talking here? She's not going to kill people or anything is she?

>> No.14557959

>Out of curiosity, what species is your waifu?

>> No.14557960

>He doesn't love his waifu

>> No.14557962

>Flattered I guess, but how badly are we talking here?
She already sounds yandere as fuck.

>> No.14557963

>People smelling you is weird in general and I'd feel very uncomfortable with it.
But anon, she can't help it if your scent is intoxicating to her.
>Everyone needs some personal space, she can respect that or fuck off.
But she just wants to feel your warmth!
>Honestly, this is just getting weird now.
Are you telling me you don't want your waifu to suck you off until her cheeks are bulging with your cum?
>but how badly are we talking here?
It's more a "I love you so much I want to be with you forever" obsession rather than a Yandere obsession.

>> No.14557971

There are good Manticores?
But really, classy intellectual Manticore who can debate and reason most people into the ground but is a sadistic primal fuck machine to her lover when? I just like the idea of her slipping in lewd remarks into intelligent conversations, and making well thought out rationalizations for her brutal bedroom behaviour

>> No.14557975

>But anon, she can't help it if your scent is intoxicating to her.
But it makes me feel very, very uncomfortable.
>But she just wants to feel your warmth!
I'd understand if she was a Yeti, but she isn't.
>Are you telling me you don't want your waifu to suck you off until her cheeks are bulging with your cum?
No, not really. I'm yet to watch a hentai or read a doujin where that doesn't look silly. But then the anime style doesn't do blowjobs well, they all look like fucking anteaters.
>It's more a "I love you so much I want to be with you forever" obsession rather than a Yandere obsession.
Eh, at least my family will be safe then. I'd want her to tone it down a bit otherwise. You can have too much of a good thing.

>> No.14557985

>Mi amore, I'm only going to hurt you a little
I promise you'll love every moment of it

>> No.14557991

Albedo is an imp

>> No.14557997

If it looks like a duck & acts like a duck, chances are it's a duck, anon. I don't care what the official race is, for all intents and purposes she's a succubus.

>> No.14557999

Albedo is a bitch

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It's finally her time to shine.

She's going to reach Cheshire levels of popularity this year right? Right?

>> No.14558009

Where's that drawing from Less of that Ushi in bondage?
I can't find it anywhere.

>> No.14558011

Albedo is perfect go fuck yourself.

>> No.14558015

For ass men, why not? For me, eh not my thing.

>> No.14558039

>Ushi in bondage
This disgusts me. But I need to see it, it's not on his tumblr, imgur or DA accounts. You sure you're not imagining things?

>> No.14558051

Yenpress licensed it unfortunately so we're gonna have to wait for their slow asses to catch up the the fan translations

>> No.14558125

No, she was a bitch type until Lord Boner changed it.

>> No.14558174

I know what I have seen, and it is beautiful.
The wildest of monsters, brought down by mortal men.

>> No.14558235

An ancient evil, sealed away for generations.


>> No.14558237

I'd love it all. Any sign of affection for me by someone I loved back would fill me with guilty, narcissistic joy.
Call me desperate, call the cops, I don't give a fuck. I'd jump into the abyss of yandereness in a heartbeat.

>> No.14558277

Posting dead again?

>> No.14558280

>遅くなりましたが、あけましておめでとうございます!去年はありがとうございました! 今年は夏に図鑑2巻を出す事を目標にしつつ、他の方からも様々な図鑑関係の作品が予定されており、図鑑再始動の年にしたいと思っております! 今年もクロビネガと魔物娘図鑑をよろしくお願い致します!
We getting new Monster Girls on a regular basis again, rejoice

>> No.14558282

Yes baby.

>> No.14558289

I'm guessing next week would be too short notice but we'll start getting them every week again after.

>> No.14558305

>year of the monkey
I wanna see a tough, muscular gorilla girl with huge arms/hands and legs, but with a beautiful face, long hair and a fondness for cute things

>> No.14558312

That sounds nice.
"Fondness for cute things" just makes me imagine her cuddling the shit out of some shota.

>> No.14558322

>Ended last year on furry
Some people joked, but it happened

>> No.14558360

First thread of the year and it"s lewd rabbit. Good job.

tfw 2 bottles of whiskey, vodka, gin, wine and god knows how .much beer

Which monstergirl can make the best coffee and help me not die?

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>> No.14558364

Kiki probably

>> No.14558367

>that girl
Good taste in porn nigga.

>> No.14558371
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Happy New Year everyone! Hope you all had fun last night, and hopefully 2016 will be a great year for you!

>> No.14558374

Damn Musashi you fine

>> No.14558386

i spent it murdering people with my skaven warband on mordheim

>> No.14558406
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I don't know about coffee but she makes excellent tea.

>> No.14558409

Only mushroom I'd suck.

>> No.14558438
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Which monster girls make the most bimbo of bimbos?

Which monster girls would be the most inclined to becoming porn stars?

What species of monsters girls would most easily become prostitutes?

What would you do if if you found a broken monster girl in a dark alleyway, abandoned as used goods?

>> No.14558439

I still can't believe we got some decent Mad Hatter art in the end.
Mono is too good to us.

>> No.14558445

That picture confuses me.
Either monstergirls would think prostitution is amazing because they'd be paid to have sex, or they'd hate it more than anyone because there's no commitment or marriage in it

>> No.14558460

>Which monster girls make the most bimbo of bimbos?
I'm going with Succubi.
>Which monster girls would be the most inclined to becoming porn stars?
Succubi, but I can see most species finding a niche. For instance, I'd want to watch a full moon werewolf destroy some poor guy.
>What species of monsters girls would most easily become prostitutes?
Again, Succubi. Unlike the other girls they actually need sex to live. It would be like being paid to eat your meals for them. They'd love it.
>the spoiler
That seems pretty unlikely.

>> No.14558469

High above the mucky-muck, there sits Wyvern Girl~

>> No.14558473

No, I didn't have fun last night. Rockets frighten my dog and make the cats jump against the window when they try to catch the pretty lights.
I hate New Years.
I hate it, I hate it, I hate it!

>> No.14558483

The girl who best understands coffee is Cop Werewolf. She has survived many a stakeout on the power of "hot as Hell and black as tar".

>> No.14558493
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Anon, you are the vice president of the student council in MGCU. Your scheduledog president has instructed you to think of new rules since MGCU has become coed very recently. How be?

>> No.14558497

Rule Zero: hats are mandatory, pants are not.
Rule 1: Every thursday is pea soup and pancakes -day, no exceptions.

>> No.14558501

I want a scheduledog senpai who forces me to help her all the time!

>> No.14558504
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>Rule Zero: hats are mandatory, pants are not.
I see I have come across a fellow gentleman of refined tastes.

>> No.14558506

Well I want a selfish Lilim to force me, a bookish Lich, a slutty Bunny and a smug Alp to form a Mystery Club!

>> No.14558515

Give all boys that one gender changing potion, throw them into the dick pit, fish out the alps a month later and bring back the all-girls school rules.

If anyone survives with his manhood intact, he's crowned the Highlander and made the king of the school.

>> No.14558518

That sounds hot

>> No.14558537

Succubi come to mind for the first three questions.
As for the fourth, it really depends on the monster I come across, but for the most part:
I would offer to bring her home, then I would warm her up, clean her up, and give her a nice meal. Shenanigans involving her methods of thanking me would ensue.

>> No.14558543

Rule 2: The school library is a safe zone.

>> No.14558544

>Use order as excuse to spend time with Bapho Treasurer

>> No.14558547

Rule 3: There will be no raping during class hours.

>> No.14558551

As long as you don't mention the word "monkey" anywhere near its vicinity.

>> No.14558553

I heard there's a Kakuen in the library. We should ask the Librarian if she's seen it.

>> No.14558556

Please take your sexual acts to the broom closet, toilets or other designated fucking areas

>> No.14558567

All gophers must wear a collar with a tag on it. This tag will tell us which clique they are getting bossed around by and who we return runaways to after the Public Morals Committee is done disciplining them.

>> No.14558583

If I make it a rule that the scheduledog president has to go on at least one date with me after school, with options for daily continuations up to her discretion, would she agree?

>> No.14558587

That fucking bleetzball shit and his Tricky/Titus voice kills me every time.

>> No.14558597

Rule 69: the safe word is 'Oklahoma'

>> No.14558598 [SPOILER] 
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Ahh 2016...the year Horse Pussy Kingdom was convinced to be renamed Hooved Pussy Kingdom to better represent the whole of the nation instead of the original founders.

>> No.14558601

>B-b-b-b-but Anon, w-we c-can't do that! Wh-what if th-the rumors spread?

>> No.14558608

I don't care let them see us all lovey dovey at the arcade. Let them see our love and be consumed with jealousy.

>> No.14558610
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>Shitty boatsluts
>Not the superior yandere-as-fuck Abyssals
>Who let all that EXP go into delicious places

>> No.14558624

Do you think Abyssals could use their spooky armaments as weird sex toys?

>> No.14558631

>Those panties
>"She's got a nice ass."
Understatement of the goddamn century.

>> No.14558645
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Oh, also for those interested, the artist of this picture made a video him drawing it. If you're interested it's


Hope you enjoy!

>> No.14558646
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Abyssal are too pure for that.

>> No.14558663

I always wondered
What are those tentacles actually for?

>> No.14558667
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I dunno, but I'm sure she uses them for something

>> No.14558670

Time lapses and streams are always nice, seeing it all come together really makes me appreciate how much work goes into these things.
Tearing your clothes off with as she pins you down with her arms.

>> No.14558671

>That white, sheer dress contrasting against deep, tan skin, creating a translucent effect
Hnnnnnngggg that's the good stuff...

>> No.14558675

They let her do cool combos like that dude from that Darkness game.

>> No.14558676


>> No.14558682



Shame they don't have shit for personality to go off on when it comes to writing. Even KC's shit has a basic idea of how they act.

>> No.14558687

"Licking and sucking", according to KC. The meaning of that should be obvious. http://a.pomf.se/ajexoc.png

I wonder how many people realize Jabberwock actually has three tentacles

>> No.14558694

Not sure if it's just me but that pomf link seems broken.
>three tentacles
I'm not seeing it, unless you mean the tongue coming out of her tie.

>> No.14558695

>I wonder how many people realize Jabberwock actually has three tentacles
We already have so much art with them having two tentacles though. Not to mention two tentacles just looks better than three.

Let's just say it's random how many tentacles a Jabberwock can be born with.

>> No.14558715
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>> No.14558722

Ah, I see. But where is its point of origin?

Actually, where do the mouth tentacles come from, while we're at it?

>> No.14558726

>So what are those 2 tentacle-like mouths growing from a Jabberwock's body?

They're tentacles. They can be freely moved like a second set of arms. The person herself doesn't really know why she has them, but they're mostly used lick and suck a males body.

>> No.14558729

Damn it, not sure how I missed that.
They come from her back, probably just above the tail.

>> No.14558734

I've never seen that before. And KC has never mentioned it once nor corrected someone.

The 3rd tentacle sucks.

>> No.14558737

>Girls have four mouths!

>> No.14558738

Where did that quote come from? I asked where the mouth tentacles come from on the Jabber's body, not what the are or do.

>> No.14558758

Actually, A Jabberwock would have 6 mouths.

Manticores on suicide watch.

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>> No.14558765

Oh, I misunderstood your question then.
If you mean where they grow from, probably somewhere on their backs.

>> No.14558770

Wait a second, how would a Wendigo harem work? How would they decide who's coat to use or would they put all three of them on you at once and turn you into some kind of monstrosity the world has never seen before?

>> No.14558771
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>> No.14558776

Oh.. Wendigos. All you have to do against Wendigos is...

You know what. You won't be coming back. Sane at least.

>> No.14558781

>You will never get pinned down by your yandere Jabberwock oneesan
>She will never run her main mouth's tongue all up your front, starting at your navel to your chest
>One tentacle begins to kiss and suck your ear, licking at it
>Another is suckling on your fingers, she's lack-a-daisically calling them thick enough to be more cocks
>Her third one is sucking your balls
>The sensory overload is too much and you're a panting, needy mess when she's done, coverd in Wock juice
>Her pupils are hearts and her chest is heaving when she starts gliding her labia up and down your shaft, covering you in a pleasant warmth from her arousal
>She tells you it's a good thing that Alice you were chasing didn't spring her trap, so now you don't have to disappear
>Struggle to reach above you, she's too focused on sliding her pussy all over your cock
>She can't wait to be 'one' with you
>Feel the wrapper and throw your weapon at her
>It's a Snickers bar
>She's temporarily frozen as you make your wobbly escape, you at least make it into the hallway
>Before two claws erupt from the drywall, grabbing your arms in a vise grip
>You're literally pulled through the wall into your oneesan's waiting embrace
>The full moon hangs overhead as she violates you

>> No.14558782

They'd go all matryoshka doll on it. The smallest wendigo wraps you up, then she's given the cloak hug by the next largest wendigo, who's cuddled and swallowed up by the tallest.
Because of the mysterious way in which the wendigo cloak dimension works, you'll be receiving recursive hugs from all of them. Their cloak worlds overlap ontop of each other, like waveform superpositioning.

>> No.14558784

Hold Still right?

>> No.14558789

>Not pleasuring her with the Snickers bar

>> No.14558791
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It's a damn shame that guy likes butts so much, or i would want to get some Miia from him
But I prefer the manga snake rump Miia over the anime's almost ass Miia, and i don't want to deprive the artist of drawing asses

>> No.14558809
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>I will never have a yandere monstergirl oneesan
It hurts.

>> No.14558815

The cold will claim you.

If you manage to get out with there help, you may start going insane and start looking for them. The you really won't be coming back.

>> No.14558821
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Oh shit! Your Kiki challenges you to a duel!

>> No.14558822

Boobs are nice, but ass and hips are hometown.

>> No.14558825
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I'm normally an ass guy, but i don't think it merges well with Miia's tail

She has amazing hips though

>> No.14558835

It'll go down to either Duel of the Fates...

...or, with my luck, Amok Time.

>> No.14558865
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Why would they need to? Monster girls don't demand a lot of resources other than human men. Once they have a husband, they really don't need anything else. Monster girls like the Dark Elementals outright bias nature in the interest of humanity such that the world is one of plentiful natural resources and safety from natural threat, an actual hugbox! They extend lifespans more than any modern medicine, in the case of the monster girls like Lich, it's indefinitely because she's immortal, and as insatiable as they are, there's still life outside of sex in a monster girl dominated world. There's no good reason to not side with monster girls on this unless out of some misplaced sense of racial identity.

Who gives a shit if humanity dies out? You'll still be you, alive, potentially thousands of years later, fuck, maybe even longer! In a world that only wants the best for you, with nothing to fear, all you'd need is to reach out your hand and you'd find it buried in prisoner fruit or something like that.

>> No.14558866

If she wins, she can do almost anything she wants to me.

>> No.14558871

So...the time has come.

Can she stand against my Headpat fu?

>> No.14558880

>Who gives a shit if humanity dies out?
Humanity does, hence why the Order is fighting tooth and nail to drive out the monsters.

Species traitors need not apply.

>> No.14558881

>randomly read some of KC's Q&As
>off hand mention that most elementals' bodies are largely composed of their respective element
So what would each spirit's pussy feel like?

>> No.14558883


Whether it's Miia or any other Lamia I just want to grab ahold of those hips and bury my face into her lady-parts

>> No.14558894
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>Cheshire probably wasn't among them
Oh well, I hope for more Abyssal doujins in that regard.

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But I held still!

I return challenge her with a <Captcha Sandwiches> duel on who can make the best sandwich!

>> No.14558901

>you will never get a nursing handjob from kouwan or kouwan 2.0

>> No.14558909
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Seaport Water Oni is scary, and arousing.

>> No.14558911

None of the monster girl ones have been uploaded yet, including the Cheshire.

Fujoshit and boats as far as the eye can see.

>> No.14558920

Why is there absolutely zero porn of her?

>> No.14558923


>> No.14558930


Ignis - Like dipping your cock in a honeyed pot hot enough to risk severe burns. The flames of her insides would churn like a kiln, warming your manhood to extremely sensitive and pleasurable levels.

Undine - Water pressure all around you as she pushes and pulls like the current of the ocean, resorting to polynesian-style sex with you to enjoy 'melting' with you the longest.

Sylph - Shallow and cool, like a soft spritz of cool air every time she bounces up and down on your cock. Doing anal with her is like penetrating the eye of the storm.

Gnome - The sensation of your body entering into either the softest sand or dirt, entire continents heaving under your lovemaking with her as her big tracts of land bounces and she ara aras during sex.


Dark Matter - It was then that it happened. My consciousness was ejaculated into her, freed from the moorings of the mortal meat reality. I dare not breathe in the concentrated mana of her being as the world, the moon, and then eventually the galaxy passed.

It was then that I saw and felt it, a vast wall that seemed to seperate me from whatever lay beyond. Upon feeling it, warm like the flesh of my lover, an abhorrent and spine curdling chill ran up my spine.

When I awoke, she merely smiled, whispering sweet nothings into my ear. Rocking met to a babe's slumber beneath a night sky that was barren without stars. She is the Gate, and the Key.

>> No.14558934

You wot

>> No.14558940

So generous that you act to protect me in the name of our species. Tell me, why don't you fucking hypocrites ever invoke that reasoning to contribute anything of value for the people you claim to be protecting? You're literal saying 'It's for the good of our species that they aren't in good health, aren't safe from natures ire, and aren't satisfied by plentiful resources; we must protect our species by making sure nobody ever gains anything.'

You're only claim to legitimacy is that monster girls don't have human children, which doesn't matter anyway, because those children will live shitty lives in shitty human settlements where they could have not been born and spared the suffering that comes from living the order's way.

For those still alive, the difference between incubus and human is significant; incubus are just better all around! That said, it's a direct continuation of the person from before they became an incubus, they suffer nothing to become one. The only thing gained from doing things the order's way is more generations of humans who live their lives inferior to what they could be living; all the order want is the continuation of humanities suffering, not humanity.

>> No.14558942

All the porn is just of regular seaport
Water Oni has basically nothing

>> No.14558944

Ignis a best.

>> No.14558946

I want to serve a muscle elf and her twin sisters!

>> No.14558949

>Dark Matter

>> No.14558952

>tfw even Kloah of all people hasn't drawn her yet

>> No.14558953

>The sensation of your body entering into either the softest sand or dirt
Figuratively or literally?

>> No.14558955


>> No.14558957

Not a single abyssal
But lots of kashima
Who is she? New boatslut? Why there are so many doujins with her?

Absolutely disgusting

>> No.14558958

Little bit of Column A, little bit of Column B. I like to think that with the Gnome's schtick being 'burying' you, she gets more body mass from the Earth around her, so essentially she could reach 8 - 9' tall and snu-snu you beneath her heavenly, earthy bosom.

>> No.14558959

I disagree with your sentiments towards /ss/, but I wholeheartedly respect them.

>> No.14558960

But would her pussy feel more like human flesh, or more like soft, moist soil?

>> No.14558963

>Who is she? New boatslut?
An extremely fluffy training cruiser that helps your party get more exp if she's in it.
>Why there are so many doujins with her?
She was the only interesting boat that could be obtained from the recent event so she got all of the new girl attention.

>> No.14558966

Soft, moist soil without all the grossness that comes with it.

With your semen you will fertilize her bountiful expanse of land, your daughterus borne into the world like beautiful, bouncing potatoes.

A true Irishman's dream.

>> No.14558970

My 2016 resolution is to spend next New Year's Eve with a sexy drunk mono-eye.

I'm not getting my hopes up. The Boatslut:Abyssal doujin imbalance is an affront to the world by this point.

>> No.14558972

harblador? that sounds like something he would write

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>> No.14558982

Do you think the composition of her body would also be affected by the environment? Like, depending on whether you're doing her on a beach, in the middle of the woods, or on a mountain, her body would feel different?
If so, what do you think it'd be like for each of those?

>> No.14558986
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Splendid, truly.

>> No.14558988

Kind of busy so I'll have a proper response to that soon (tm) after giving it some thought

Far too procrastinator-y or pretentious to be Harblador.

>> No.14558991

Best elemental

>> No.14559006

>Best elemental
>Not Ignis
I bet you pussies don't even red knight!

>> No.14559009

How OP would a dragoon/elemental user be?
I can only imagine how a Sylph/Wyvern/Dragoon trio would be.

>> No.14559012
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I want to be the team captain's arm candy! Amazons are the best!

>> No.14559016

The only real issue I have with Snibakos art are his faces, otherwise he excels at drawing muscular and curvy girls.

>> No.14559025

They know how to treat a man, unlike those girls that let a man walk all over them.

>> No.14559058
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How exactly does one play Football with a horn anyway considering helmets and all.

>> No.14559071

She can tank hits. Or they custom make one.

>> No.14559076
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>househusband posting

>> No.14559078

>one of the worst girls
>playing one of the worst sports
A match made in handegg heaven.

>> No.14559083

Look up. So many people here need someone to put them in line.

>> No.14559087

Being a househusband is great though

>> No.14559089

That's what kikis are for.

>> No.14559092

You just don't wanna leave the house. Don't lie to me Anon.

>> No.14559093

Or Amazons. Same thing.

>> No.14559106

>same thing
Let's see: One builds you up as a paragon of men, while the other one locks you in the house and forces you to do chores.

Yep, same thing alright.

>> No.14559111


This is about the best I could come up with to your question. I know it's missing a few environments like deserts and tundras but fucking pls.

>> No.14559116

>her actual hands
Just gonna point out that those ARE her actual hands.

>> No.14559119

Kikis a shit.

>> No.14559126

They look like Good, big, strong hands but I like to hold onto the illusion of her being able to create normal sized hands for herself.

>> No.14559127

Being a house husband isn't so bad for some though. I genuinely enjoy cooking and while it's not the nicest job, cleaning can give a nice sense of satisfaction when it's done.

Plus being a house husband means the daughteru depends more on you.

>> No.14559128

You get a lovely wife and learn personal responsibility ether way.

>> No.14559129

>>one of the worst girls
Nobody mentioned your waifu though.

>> No.14559130

At last, you reveal your true nature.

>> No.14559132

She can change the size and shape of them as she pleases, but it's not like there are just normal human hands underneath. Her body is still mostly earthen after all.

>> No.14559136

That does not qualify as "The same thing".

Words have meaning anon.

>> No.14559142

But it is.

>> No.14559144

Not nearly as clever as you'd like to believe. Still, you tried, 6/10.

>> No.14559145


>get to stay at home and play videogames all day

>> No.14559149

Legitimate points. If you genuinely enjoy these things, more power to you.

>> No.14559150

Remember not to respond to the clinically retarded. They just don't know any better. The same goes for people pretending to be clinically retarded.

>> No.14559152

Well I hope that even with that clerical error it's still 'okay' for a conceptual idea.

>> No.14559153

I wanna great my hard working Amazon wife home in a naked apron and offer her dinner, a bath, or me!

>> No.14559155

>Remember not to respond to the clinically retarded
So the amazon lovers?

>> No.14559159

Seems I've already failed by replying to you.

>> No.14559160

I'll fight you IRL. Meet me in Ismay Montana tomorrow at 9AM or forever be labelled a coward.

>> No.14559162

What if a man has an Amazon wife and a Kiki wife?

>> No.14559167

Ok? At least you're not being a NEET.

>> No.14559168

But not if you daughter is around.

>> No.14559169

Since they are succubi, aren't two of those choices the same thing?

>> No.14559171

What if a man has an Amazon Kiki wife?

>> No.14559172

>all this femdomfags getting triggered

>> No.14559174

How would that even work?

>> No.14559179

I'm quite pleased with it, thank you. Though in my headcanon her pussy is a mixture of fleshy and earthen parts so I'm just gonna add my own imagination onto that

>> No.14559180

Especially if the daughter is around

>> No.14559182

Best life.

>> No.14559184

But she doesn't want to see that.

>> No.14559187

If you're gonna false-flag, at least proofread your shit.

>> No.14559193

But she needs to, her mom can show her some pointers on how to treat a man!

>> No.14559194

Maledomfags being shitposters? Just another day in /mgt/.

>> No.14559195

Is she going through a rebellious phase?

>> No.14559197

Dragons are jerks!

>> No.14559201

Ah fuck I just want a wurm to molest

>> No.14559204

>not even being subtle about it

>> No.14559211

Ara ara

>> No.14559214

Only if you're a weak faggot. Be gud, and they won't be.

>> No.14559216

Oh my. Gnomes really are the best.
I would imagine that more industrialized areas, like the middle of Pittsburgh, would make her weaker, though. Unless you got "Concrete Jungle" shenanigans going on.
Can't imagine how exciting the Demon Realm Soil would make her.

>> No.14559221

I don't need to, it's of common knowledge by now.

>> No.14559222
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That's why you get yourself a Wyvern. All the fun of a Dragon, minus the bitchiness. Plus, a Wyvern'll let you ride her.

>> No.14559223

Would you fuck a Gnome with a sloppy, sticky mud pussy?

>> No.14559227

But that's her dad, the man who raised her. It would just be weird.

>> No.14559231

Yes, your falseflagging antics are well documented.
I do wanna know what your end goal is.

>> No.14559233


>> No.14559235
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I'm not against the idea

>> No.14559240

And no arms/big meaty claws. What a loser.

>> No.14559241

She runs a maid service that makes stupid amounts of money so her master can stay home where she serves him.
Also is chocolate brown

The Amazon and Kiki have endless debates over proper husband treatment

>> No.14559242

>you will never get a nursing handjob from Emeth

>> No.14559243
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I want to be dommed and spoiled by my dragon waifu. Then I want to cook and clean for her! I want her to do lewd things to me to relieve her sexual frustration.

>> No.14559247

Demon Realm Soil would give her the stickiest mud pussy as well as the ability to terraform entire areas around you.

Before you could blink she'd have a Love Pit ready and fill it with her 'nectar', nearly drowning you in mamano mana infused mud and fucking you senseless

>> No.14559248

Look at those mudballs.

>> No.14559249

>implying I don't know what the fuck
Dude, I don't have a master plan, I just think it's pretty obvious.

>> No.14559250

She has big meaty foot-claws. Very dexterous ones too.

>> No.14559253

It enhances the experience, so why not?

Is there any more art of Emeth elsewhere?

>> No.14559255

So does vanilla. And I'm pretty sure I can ride her too.

>> No.14559258

>sex in a mud bath with a Gnome
Nnnngh, I want this.
But which varieties of Gnome would give the best handjobs?

>> No.14559259

Alrighty then. Tell us when you're ready to join us in reality.

>> No.14559261
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>> No.14559265

Forest or Jungle.

Forest would even be the kind of Gnome that's into nursing handjobs, cooing that you're such a spoiled child as she calls her 'Your Earth-Mother'. Just like Gaea and Zeus.

>TFW you will never lose your virginity to Forest-Gnome as she makes Dryads and Alraunes schlick in jealosy.

>> No.14559266

This, you and I are men of fine tastes. To be treated as a Dragon's greatest treasure and being her house husband is truly a love to behold.

>> No.14559267

What would Forest's arms be like? I can't think of anything but soft, yielding soil in the shape of large hands for her.

>> No.14559272

Gnome a cutie. Wold cuddle with her.

>> No.14559273

Reality is in front of your eyes, you just don't want to see it. And believing otherwise doesn't change anything. Just saying.

>> No.14559277

Pretty much exactly that. Soft, yielding soil while she has you suckle at her large breasts, tenderly edging you until it's time for you to be buried into her mudpot.

>> No.14559284

Well, her flesh is earth and the earth is her flesh, so that's arguable only right.

>> No.14559285

>be with a gnome
>she refers to you as Mr Farmer
>when she's in the mood for sex she asks "do you want to plant a seed, Mr farmer?"

>> No.14559286

>Irony: The post
There are only two reasons somebody would make a "Nah man, my side is super innocent, it's the other side tho" post: Either as bait or out of ignorance.

Neither is really worth anyone's time.

>> No.14559288

But I like jerks! Dragons, Jabberwocks, Ryus, the jerk dragons are the best!

>> No.14559289

Zeon did nothing wrong!

>> No.14559297
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>Thinking a Dragon would ever deign to let another person, even her husband, mount her
You might have married her, but the Dragon is still wearing the pants in the relationship. There's a reason that they refer to their husbands as 'treasures'; They see you as a possession, something beneath them to be collected and owned. Being ridden by someone she considers beneath her (which if we're being honest is everyone) is unthinkable. Wyverns at least see their partners as equals.

>> No.14559304

That's some space-traitor bullshit right there.

>> No.14559305

>Dropped a colony on Australia
Wait, that was a good thing.

>> No.14559308

One of those sites has a shitposter banned multiple times though.

>> No.14559310

>but the Dragon is still wearing the pants in the relationship
According to you, which is questionable at best. If my Dragon waifu doesn't let me ride her, she can fuck off.

>> No.14559314

Which one would be the worst at handjobs?

>> No.14559315

Hey, I dragon can ride me anytime. She can ride me like a horse.

>> No.14559317
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>Jerk dragons
U wot?

>> No.14559318
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I want to inseminate Miia and live a long happy life raising a family with her

Then i want to die and leave my things to her and the kids

>> No.14559319

>beach Gnome fine sand pussy
>jungle Gnome squishy mud pussy
>forest Gnome soft soil pussy
>mountain Gnome smooth marble pussy
I'm not sure how to feel about this.

>> No.14559320

Female Lizard.

>> No.14559322

And what is that supposed to prove?

>> No.14559324

>I dragon
That's funny, I mean "A dragon can".

>> No.14559326

Mountain or Glacier.

Cold =/= Good for p0nis

>> No.14559327
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Of course she wouldn't let me ride her. She'd be too busy riding me. I have no problems with this.

>> No.14559328

Elementals sound great to be with

>> No.14559330

Slander! Dragons make amazing housewaifus.

>> No.14559333

Well, you know.

>> No.14559339

>You might have married her, but the Dragon is still wearing the pants in the relationship. There's a reason that they refer to their husbands as 'treasures'; They see you as a possession, something beneath them to be collected and owned. Being ridden by someone she considers beneath her (which if we're being honest is everyone) is unthinkable
None of this sounds like a bad thing though.

Imagine a haughty tired Ryu, mature and bitter seeing all her Shirohebis having husbands, as she smokes that weird Japanese smoke pipe thingy and glares at people.

>Not having Miia resurrect you as a zombie
Step it up.

>> No.14559342

Someone's never tried ice cube play.
Would they still be okay at it though, or just plain awful?

>> No.14559343

What about city gnome?

>> No.14559346

Everything must end

An Miia is not magic

>> No.14559350

No, I don't know. Do explain.

Actually, don't. What waste of everybody's time this is.

>> No.14559351

>An Miia is not magic
Doesn't she know people who know magic? She can call someone.

>Everything must end
Love shouldn't.

>> No.14559354

Dirty asphalt. Not so good.
Keep your gnomes out of town.

>> No.14559358

>Everything must end
Endure. In enduring, grow strong.

>> No.14559368
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I want to accidentally fall in the ara ara~ Lamia pit! I want them to give me headpats!

>> No.14559373

>Somewhere out there a Monster Girl is commissioning art of you

>> No.14559380

No she isn't. Nobody would pay for that.

>> No.14559386

That's a lie and you know it.

>> No.14559389

You think that now, but how will you react when you find out she commissioned a calendar, constantly searches for artists taking requests to ask for art of you, and then commissions loads of dakis to make an Anon Pit?

>> No.14559391

Better hope it's not the middle of Winter, otherwise they'll never let you move.

>> No.14559398

She should've spend that money on something that matters.

>> No.14559399

>Somewhere out there a monster girl has contacted an artist for a commission of you and hasn't gotten a response for two weeks
>not even a "no"
>does the artist just hate money or something?

>> No.14559400

>There's a monster girl commissioning art of a 28 year old, slightly balding man who is carrying 20 extra pounds around
Well alright, different strokes I suppose.

>> No.14559405

But you matter to her

>> No.14559406

I'd say you're talking bullshit anon.

>> No.14559409
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Can i still get an erection if i become a zombie?

Can Miia also become a zombie with me?

>> No.14559411

I want to watch Wing with a wurm.

>> No.14559415

That's still no reason to spend money on stupid shit.

>> No.14559419

Only if you call her ZombMiia

>> No.14559441
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A leanan sidhe is gitting gud for his hasubando.

>> No.14559446

I meant 'her' dammit

>> No.14559449

An alp leanan sidhe?

I bet she gets nervous everytime she draws a penis.

>> No.14559460

Two hours late to the party, I know, but I really disagree with you.
I'd say that to be human you need to take the good with the bad. Both of these are important to our development as people, the whole Incubus route is just running away from the negative aspects of life like a coward, missing out on a painful yet meaningful part of being a human to begin with.
Even if Incubi are superior somehow, what about those of us who prefer being alone? I fucking hate being touched, am I supposed to just lay down and accept being husbando'd by some monster who needs me as a personal power source? A longer lifespan is worth fuck all if I'm going to be unhappy throughout it, after all.
Yeah, I know what's coming: "Why are you even here then?" The answer is simple, I like to fap and monstergirls make for a fun fantasy. Not everyone here thinks a world run by them would be a good idea or desirable, or has a waifu.

All this aside, many people in the real world will always prefer human women to our fetish, and it would be bullshit to press your own preferences on them.

>> No.14559466
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>Welcome to the new year!
>A time to renew goals, vows, and subscriptions.
>Make sure you get your hime-hajime in, and enjoy the celebrations.

TFW no tubby tanuki to cuddle up with this morning

>> No.14559474

>a monstergirl will never propose to you by having you retrieve the ring from her expansive cleavage

>> No.14559475

Those are some nice lips.

>> No.14559478

>awful taste detected.
Jesus fuck, the most depressing part is that if the multiverse is a real thing then this is happening right now. She could have gone for Leonardo DiCaprio or something, but she chose my ugly face instead. I'm mad.

>> No.14559483

I promise I'll be an even worse goy this year.

>> No.14559494

Any new drawfag deliveries or stuff?

>> No.14559503

Most recently was the muscular Amazon Jock, and apparently another variation of that is on the way.
Also, the same drawfag is doing a nerdy Jabberwock and her older, bustier counterpart.

>> No.14559504
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I want to encounter a holstaurus in a park late at night who opens her trenchcoat to reveal
topless leaking milk or wearing a shirt and soaking wet with milk!!

>> No.14559507

Well, there are certainly less romantic ways to do it.

>> No.14559508

I'm seriously getting pretty damn sick of Jabberwocks

>> No.14559519

Lift 100 pound weights, good grades and a job over the summer.

>> No.14559521

>somewhere a kitsune is fantasizing about breaking into my house and having her way with me

>> No.14559526

It's funny, I was sick of Manticores and Anubis, but Jabberwocks have gone under the radar for me somehow. I only notice them once in a while, I guess the guy(s) posting them aren't as obnoxious as .Less and Anubisfucker.

>> No.14559530
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>I'm seriously getting pretty damn sick of Jabberwocks
Time to bring back the Lich? She's been out of the limelight for a while.

>> No.14559535

She's hot, but the whole Tanuki thing is a turn off. Even in the canon they come across as money obsessed businesswomen, and greed is a massive turn off for me.

>> No.14559538

For me as long as she isn't shortsighted in her moneymaking, I won't mind.

>> No.14559541

Liches are great, but I still feel no one has written a decent Lich yet. It's hard, they're meant to be emotionless and very powerful, yet still full of lust somehow. All the stories I've read so far either make them out to be too emotional or don't do the perverted magic experiments justice.

>> No.14559543

She's hording all that dosh so she can provide you the best possible life you could ever have. Don't be a faggot.

>> No.14559547

What sort of "perverted magic experiments" would a Lich do?

>> No.14559553

Eh, it's one guy posting his commissions and sharing them with the thread. Would you rather him never post them here?

>> No.14559554

Thing is, Tanukis set off the 3DPD alarms in my head harder than succubi do. People with money can do some serious damage to you if they want, while Succubi only really care about getting a dick in the end. Trust would be a massive issue when a Tanuki is involved, and I honestly can say I wouldn't place any of it in them. They are just a fetishized version of businesswomen/CEOs after all.

>> No.14559563

You'd have to be an idiot to trust someone with that much financial power over you, especially if they were a little bit too interested in money. but to each their own.

>> No.14559569

Honestly? Yes. I'm almost as sick of them at this point as I am of Hellhounds.

>> No.14559571

As good or bad as you want them to be son. I'm literally the last person, Anon or writefag you should ask things. Literally.

>> No.14559572

A good question. I don't know, but I guess most things would be fair game to them. This would lead on to taboo things that would probably enrage certain anons, like gender switching, prostate stimulation, cloning each other, basically anything that could be loosely described as sexual.
Thinking about it, I can see why writefags shy away from it.

>> No.14559573

To say nothing of your preferences to not being touched, I'm actually going to shit on you over what you think humanity is, or more accurately, your borderline madness in not advancing to Great Being status.

Humanity is ego, interest, and generally, selfishness. The value in suffering is in overcoming it, and as such, there is no value to stifling advancement to protect suffering, as the goal of suffering is to move past it. It doesn't make any sense to me.

>> No.14559576

Just be a good little boytoy and you have nothing to worry about.

>> No.14559579

Well, gender switching is already confirmed to be something Sabbath and Wonderland do, so I doubt it'd be off limits to a Lich.

>> No.14559580

Inter-dimensional sex.

>> No.14559583

I wasn't complaining about them. They're yet to be on the same oversaturation level as Manticores or Anubis were.

I haven't noticed that much Hellhound stuff though, if anything I notice that guy who complains about them all the time more than the content. Then again he was bitching about them even before they became more popular.

>> No.14559584

>You will never fuck your waifu while literally separated by multiple universes.

>> No.14559592

Funny how you speak of ego and selfishness when that's essentially what the monstergirl civilization is all about.

>> No.14559597

>Wanting less OC in the thread simply because "It's not what I want"
And people wonder why we have less writefags than before.

>> No.14559600

>people posting my shitty drawings
I feel honored ;_;

>> No.14559604
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Why not provide your own content? Protest against what other people like isn't going to change what they like.

>Testing Log, test 3058-A: How many different planes of reality can a human safely fuck the test initiator on while being empathically linked through every relevant planar instance of themselves?

>Testing Log, test 3058-B: Can a human withstand empathic linking with over 6 multi-planar self-instances during intercourse without becoming mindbroken from the pleasure? (Note: Repetition and test variation required to provide accurate results.)

>> No.14559605

Don't worry fledgeling drawfriend, if you practice and strive to improve your skills are bound to get less shitty over time.

>> No.14559606

Remember to not reply to B. Posts
Ignore B. Posts
Filter B. Posts

>> No.14559607

Honestly my biggest fear is becoming emotionally dependent. Like my entire self worth is valued soley on someone who can have anything she wants.

>> No.14559610

if they don't want to get shit over it, they should just just write what we want them to!

>> No.14559615

I disagree on a personal level, on account that the price for all this would be my freedom. A monstergirl would not take kindly to my need for solitude and if anything the profiles make them seem a bit needy.
Also, surely such a world would just stagnate? If everyone is happy all the time (barring guys like me) then there's no drive to improve or progress.

>> No.14559616

What are "B." posts?

>> No.14559618

Progress is relative, and there's always greater highs of decadence to achieve.

>> No.14559621

Wait, were you calling that post a B. post, or reminding the poster not to respond to one and calling that post he responded to a B. post?

This is too confusing, lets talk about Monster Girls instead. What Monster Girl has the nicest fur?

>> No.14559622

Don't mind him. He just calls things he disagrees with bait.

>> No.14559623

This so hard. Another reason why Tanukis are shit, that much money brings a lot of power, and this has a habit of being abused. I'd rather be with a nice monstergirl who understands that things with true value cannot be bought.

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>> No.14559628
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>being mad at a man in love

His dedication is something we should all strive for

>> No.14559630

You sound like that one SMT nocturne character.

>> No.14559636

But she just wants someone to love her for who is she.

>> No.14559641

I'd like to think we're capable of something better, the idea of humanity being reduced to selfish fuck machines (significantly more than we are at least) for all eternity depresses the hell out of me. I honestly can't say if I'd see anything of value coming from this new civilization, as subjective as it would be.

>> No.14559645

Which one? I haven't actually played the thing.

>> No.14559646

My biggest fetish is becoming emotionally dependent on someone who's emotionally dependent but doesn't like to show it completely

>> No.14559649

I just want to fuck a busty purple snake girl, is that too much to ask for?

>> No.14559651
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I'm sick of only being allowed to like a Monster Girl until she gets "too popular" and then having to hate her.

I like Cheshire Cats! They've got the best fur! They're nice and cuddly! Wonderland is Wonderful! I want one to cuddle me to sleep! I don't care if she's popular and has a load of art, I want to sleep with her and call each other nice names!

No it isn't! Apophises are great too! Purple is a good color!

Scream your love to the heavens! Hide it no more!

>> No.14559655
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Here, have something I'm sure you already have.
The one Apophis picture I can happily fap to. There's something about that cruel and self satisfied smile...

>> No.14559656

They force men they want into extreme debt. I feel like that would drive some men to suicide before the Tanuki could reveal her intentions.

>> No.14559657
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I also like Cheshire cats

>> No.14559658
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Even the highest ranking don't have any more direct power over you than one of the highly magical or socially adapt MGs. Certainly less than an arch Demon or a Lilim.
And the KC version are sleeper agent forerunners of the monster invasion. Instead of capturing or terraforming, they slowly engineer human society and infect them with useful monster products. Sure they have a tendency towards mob bosses and moneylenders, but at best they are a benevolent pillar of the community who helps set up couples and get the strugggling on their feet, and at absolute work are Sarakin EX: Electric Jewgaloo.
Plus they aren't all that way. Even if they might naturally be charismatic and good with purse strings, I'm sure you'd find them in the full gamut of roles.
Bakers, healers, journalists, activists, construction workers, demon realm biologists, mages, whatever. To think otherwise is racist to a fault.
They're solid 8/10 MGs for forming strong families, caring about goals outside of fucking, having sweet-ass Zippangu stylings with brown and green as predominant colors, and having the all important Glorious Fluffy Tail.

plus what sort of fag doesn't have a CEO fetish

>> No.14559662

Exactly. It's hard for me not to hate them in general. You're also reminded me of that one greentext where a Tanuki ruins a guy's life so he just dedicates everything that's left to destroying hers.

>> No.14559664

>I'd like to think we're capable of something better
We're not. Thousands of civilization and we till make the same mistakes.

>> No.14559665

absolute worst*
But seriously, they don't deserve all the hate they get.
>"3DPD only care money"
>"stupid jewcoon"
>"swar on me mum mah brother got ruined by one"
Baseless, ignorant accusations.

>> No.14559667

>They should write what we want
>But people complain if writefags don't write about stuff they genuinely care about instead of pumping out mediocre shit
>But then they bitch louder that none of the MGs they like are getting the limelight

This is exactly the kind of conundrum that makes it easier just to expand on some ideas that're spotted in the thread on occasion rather than blindly following what maybe one or two people actually want.

That and unless you're somebody like Harblador, Penywise, or ParkedBuggy FINISH AMAZON YOU FUCKING FAGGOT it's not worth the headache to attach your name to something outside of posting it as Guest.

>> No.14559671

Monster Girls won't make it better.

>> No.14559676

They'll be the kick in the pants this world needs.

>> No.14559677

>Monster girls come through the dimensional gap to our Earth
>Tanuki finds a man she fancies
>Ruins him as is the usual Tanuki way of courtship
>She comes to offer him her hand
>He laughs the laugh of a truly broken man
>Puts a bullet in his head right in front of her
>The entirety of monster girl society gets a very harsh reminder that the men here are different than the men they're used to

>> No.14559680

What about the men who hate being touched or just want to be alone?

>> No.14559681

Control over other people is bad in general anyway. Yes, the mind control monsters are worse than Tanukis, but we weren't discussing them. I fail to see how warping human civilization for their own ends is benevolent. They're just doing exactly what I was accusing them of in the first place - using money and power to warp the world to their own ideals. But what about those people who disagree? Do they get a say? Of course not, they're a shit MG.

>> No.14559682

I asked this question earlier and had no response on the matter. I'm assuming the answer will involve Mindflayers or something equally unpleasant.

>> No.14559684

free will fags plz go
The paladin order can use you.

>> No.14559685

That's a pretty terrifying thought.

>> No.14559686

Nothing wrong with Mindflayers.

>> No.14559688

Then they can just mope and ignore what's good for them.

>> No.14559689

But with Monster Girls they can't even do that.

>> No.14559690

Pretty much this, serious debt is a common reason for suicide. Even if you don't kill yourself you're trapped into marrying a monstergirl you might not even like. What fun!

>> No.14559691
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Mindflayers are cute.

>> No.14559693

>They're just doing exactly what I was accusing them of in the first place - using money and power to warp the world to their own ideals. But what about those people who disagree? Do they get a say?
This is new how?

>> No.14559695

>free will is a bad thing
Come on, we were having a decent enough talk until now.

>> No.14559698

I wasn't saying it's new. I was saying it's a shit practice and doesn't excuse them in the slightest.

>> No.14559705

If you post stuff as a guest, you can't edit it.
If you want to edit stuff, you need to create a new pastebin file entirely, with a completely different URL, which is fucking annoying for anyone who bookmarks or links to the pastebin story.

The shortcoming of Pastebin is that if you want to be able to edit your stuff, or even have it accessible from your account, you need to slap your name onto it.

Recently, I've been thinking about using Google Docs to post stories instead. I'm fairly certain you can post stuff so your username isn't attached to it, too.

>> No.14559707
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Would you tease a Shoggoths ears?
>tfw Barb might stop coming here because if that autist shitposting about his faces from the previous thread

>> No.14559708

That would be terrible. His consistency and quality are fantastic and it would be really sad to see him go.

>> No.14559709

Take it from someone who hates to be touched - this isn't an arrogance or a moping thing, it generally feels horrible to be touched. Like electricity or a sharp shock, you just don't want to experience that horrible sensation so you avoid it.

Bizarrely, I still fap to being gently raped by a werewolf.

>> No.14559718

But at least they're concerned abut the welfare of others.

>> No.14559719

His faces are getting better, but they're still weird. Once he has them down he'll be a god tier artist, though.

>> No.14559720

When a MG finds a man like that, they just have to make use of their rape skills and powers

The guy will feel so great, he will change his mind before his 14th climax

If for some reason he still resists, the MG will release him and another one will catch him
Rinse and repeat until he gets caught by a MG that suits him

>> No.14559721

Look, if you want free will then earn it through power.
Get money and connections, enslave Tanuki to be your housemaids.
No point in fantasizing about a world where there isn't someone stronger than you calling the shots.
Although there probably is such a demon realm in the hugbox.

>> No.14559727

Barb's a great person but he needs to stop trying to please everyone and realise that he gets a lot of positive responses here and that someone's going to be mad about everything.

He has been improving his faces though, not that I had any problems with them before but he's improving as an artist.

>> No.14559729

Honestly, that is a good thing, but their method of doing it just puts a bad taste in my mouth. Putting men into debt because they want to marry them? That's fucked. So the guy has a choice of whatever barbaric punishment this fantasy world has for debt, or has to marry some monster he might not even get on with/like. Doesn't that strike you as slightly wrong?

>> No.14559730

It sounds like a way to propagate fluffy tail.

>> No.14559731

>Mindflayers were a mistake

>> No.14559733

I just mostly hate the idea of posting something and it getting hated immediately because of the name associated with it.

I'm not that fucking Ikeda guy the TFT fags like to bitch about.

>> No.14559740

MAMONO MANA cures autism and other mental illnesses so you will be fine

>> No.14559744

>And the KC version are sleeper agent forerunners of the monster invasion. Instead of capturing or terraforming, they slowly engineer human society and infect them
Literally jews

>> No.14559745

I don't think it needs to work that way, but whatever.

>> No.14559748

Funny, I thought gitting gud is frowned upon here.

>> No.14559750

But with good intentions and fluffy tails.

>> No.14559756

>good intentions
Yep, paved all the way to hell.

>> No.14559759

It just sounds evil to me.

But is it a mental illness? Maybe it's just the way I am. The problem with the setting is it seems to generalize everyone to like the same things, and anyone who doesn't gets mind broken by some magical bullshit. Brainwashing is fucked, bro.

>> No.14559762

Paved the way to waifus.

>> No.14559763

That guy is lurking here?
I thought those pics taken from tumbrl or something

>> No.14559765

>But is it a mental illness?
Yes. There is no question about this. This is science.

>> No.14559770

>it generally feels horrible to be touched. Like electricity or a sharp shock
It's 100% autism or other mental ilness bruh

>> No.14559772

Not everyone wants a waifu. I wouldn't mind, but not everyone is like me.

>> No.14559774

Waifus you might not even want anything to do with.
Would a monstergirl actually be happy with a man who clearly loathes them anyway? I thought they were meant to be suckers for the "true love" crap anyway.

>> No.14559778

He posts here, sometimes people post stuff from his tumblr before he gets around to coming here himself.

>> No.14559784

It could be haphephobia.

>> No.14559786
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Yep. But I think he only started to officially lurk here a few weeks ago,

>> No.14559789

I hope it's not something weird and fetishy

>> No.14559791

Eh, so be it. To look at this another way, what if I'm happy with who I am? I think I could happily live with monstergirls and even make friends with some, but they'd need to keep their hands to themselves. Surely that would be ok?

>> No.14559792

>expecting nip stuff to include reasonable nuances
I would love that as well, but it's not gonna happen.

>> No.14559799

No, it wouldn't. And take showers more often, you filthy animal.

>> No.14559801

>TFW absolutely depraved fujo into crossdressing, prostate stimulation, and femdom
nah JK, she'd probably into deep kissing while locking fingers and having vanilla sex in the missionary position for the purposes of procreation

>> No.14559805

Only a monstergirls touch could cleanse you of your illness.

>> No.14559808

It is.

>> No.14559809

I hope it's something ridiculously fetishy.

>> No.14559810
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A semen demon has approached you in the park and asked to hold your hand. What do?

>> No.14559813

Those as well as
>Anon in loads of weird fetishy outfits
>Chubby Anon
>Muscular Anon
>Shota Anon
>Mature Anon
>Anon warmly smiling at the viewer and holding his hand out

>> No.14559815

But I do, what are you even implying?

>> No.14559816
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Crabman made a cute Lemur girl.


>> No.14559821

Wake up.

>> No.14559836

What is that expression trying to convey?

>> No.14559838

>tolerating mental illness
Eat your pills, faggot, or you will shoot up a school or something

>> No.14559841

Hold hands and ask if she wants a hug obviously.

>> No.14559842


>> No.14559848

Nice generalization there.

>> No.14559853

That looks pretty decent aside from her upper arms being total twigs.

>> No.14559854

I've always been in favor of euthanizing, or at least sterilizing, retards. It's not a popular opinion because it seems cruel, but I think it's best for their communities, and for humanity as a whole.

Monstergirls could make it unnecessary, though. I'm sure Mamonobama could fix developmental problems like that.

>> No.14559856

>implying it isn't the pills that cause spree killings

>> No.14559862

>hating being touched makes me a retard
Here, have this one for free. I'm not biting the bait anymore.

>> No.14559871

Nice try there delusion fag. Take your happy pills now sir.

>> No.14559884

>W-were you just watching me sleep?
>You know when in this house you're supposed to wear people clothes, right?
>Ah... shit. It's the full moon ag-- MFHHH
>:3 :3 :3
>Condom ripping sounds
>Oo Eek Oo Aah Ahh Ting Tang Walla Wing Bang Oo Eek Oo Ahh Ahh Ting Tang Walla Wing Bang!

>> No.14559886

>hit the nails that stick out
How very japanese of you.

>> No.14559887

>is it a mental illness?
Absolutely. Ask a doctor some time, he'll confirm it. It's a result of problems in mental development.

>> No.14559889

Nice literal autism there
Just like the guy who did Sandy Hook

Sure, schizophrenics are actually true prophets and see the real world.
Also Fluoride blocks your third eye
*tips tinfoil hat

>> No.14559890

I chuckled.

>> No.14559896

Ask her to at least take me out to lunch first.
And I guess give her my number afterwards if she's enjoyable to be around.

>> No.14559898

Oblige her, but brace for impact.

>> No.14559905

This is too "reddit" for a serious post. The only thing missing was the evil, white cis males.

>> No.14559908

Not retarded but likely autistic at the very least. Not joking on this one either, it's actually a symptom of some forms of autism.

>> No.14559916
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Where are those Kakuen variants at?

>> No.14559917

It's not bait, it's the truth plus my honest opinion. You asked so I answered.

I realize it's a shitty thing to do, but I do think it's for the best. Not that I'd ever argue for it somewhere that wasn't anonymous.

>> No.14559919

He's trying too hard, and is being far too obvious about it. I've seen the posting style around here often, he's either bored or has just come back from a ban.

>> No.14559923

Well, that's fair I suppose.

>> No.14559924

I thought it was downs, but I might be pulling that out of my ass.

>> No.14559929

Kakuens a shit. Even if they are close to manatees in Not!Dark Souls

>> No.14559931

I see.

Happy new year shitposters, I look forward to another year of your artistic endeavours.

>> No.14559937

Let them be hidden

We can't handle any of the bigger variants and the bonobo kind will be our end

>> No.14559947

>autistic endeavours
Fixed for you. At any rate I get the feeling we're going to be treated to this faggots issues with the thread for the next hour or two, so I'm out.

>> No.14559952
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Year of the Monkey is goin' pretty slow on that front. What little art there is seems to be largely genderswapped Sun Wukong.

>> No.14559954

>Fixed for you
No need, that was the implication, but thank you regardless.

>> No.14559955
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Tamarin Kakuen when? The real versions are squirrel sized so I guess the monster girl one would be a perma loli.

>> No.14559957

>Gorilla Kakuen
>Maximum strongfat mode
>Hears her husbando has been kidnapped by that posh Succubus bint
>The first thing they hear in the mountains is

>> No.14559963


>> No.14559967

How do you even do a decent monkey girl that isn't just a normal girl with some bigger ears and a tail? Kakuen looks pretty bad.

>> No.14559970

You could make them more of a furry or feral looking, but I understand your point.
It's pretty hard to make animal girls out of our closest living relatives.

>> No.14559972
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>Kakuen looks pretty bad.
You're bad.

I get where you're coming from in a way though. I guess if you wanted a monkey that was more monster you could give her big monkey hands and feet with a bit more fur on her body.

>> No.14559980

I'm not the one who gets electroshocked by touching others m8
Get help, seriously

>> No.14559985

So what's everyone hoping for with KC's first girl of 2016? Personally I want an adult goat girl with a nice pair of breasts.

Seeing the year begin with furry would be amusing though.

>> No.14559995

Adult Baphomet then? As long as she has massive tits for the sheer irony.

>> No.14559997
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>> No.14559999
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>big monkey hands and feet with a bit more fur on her body
That sounds more fitting for some kind of great ape girl, really. Tall and muscular, with fur on her limbs, along her sides and back, and around her neck? With arms like the one pic related has? Can't really think of any other example for such a thing. But I think that'd look decent enough.

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This has to be #1 for 2016.

>> No.14560002
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>> No.14560003


It's been a while since we had a good plant girl.

>> No.14560005

Ancient alien monstergirls because why not.
That, or some more Undead girls.

>> No.14560008

I want to wrap that long fluffy tail around my neck like a scarf!

Also I bet she can only move by jumping sideways.

She's CUTE though.

>> No.14560009

Smug, short Jersey Devil girl

>> No.14560019

I just want more cute cosplay tier girls. I don't like non-human limbs or body fur.

>> No.14560021

Anything with tentacles.

>> No.14560025

More based off a farmyard goat than any sort of demon or hellish creature. It's been a while since we've had a girl that was just a bog standard animal, at least it feels like it.

Big breasts, goat eyes, arms and legs that look a little less cosplay-ish than Baphomets and a focus on using their mouths as a reference to goats eating anything.

>> No.14560026

These Monkeys are begging to get spanked!

>> No.14560028

>monstergirls spiking drinks with sleep rape drugs

>> No.14560032

>arms and legs that look a little less cosplay-ish than Baphomets
How would you accomplish that?

>> No.14560036

She knows the way to a man's heart.

>> No.14560038

Make them smaller, for one. And have a more natural transition between the non-human and human parts.

>> No.14560042
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Look at this girl from monmusu online. Her feet look a lot more natural, Baphomets look like they're wearing novelty shoes.

>> No.14560049

I dunno, I just find those really ugly.

>> No.14560055

>"Hey boy, Bacchus-chan is throwing a party, you coming?!"

>> No.14560059

>one thousand babies
In KC's world this would make her some kind of fertility goddess

>> No.14560060


>> No.14560062
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There's this, drawn by Crabman himself.

>> No.14560063

I don't really like the hair stopping halfway up her legs like that. I'd prefer it either go up to her hips like holst, or not be there at all.

>> No.14560066

Now that's a golem with some mana-generators.

>> No.14560067

>overinflates her boobs
>shrinks down everything else
Why does Okayado only know tits and nothing else?

>> No.14560070

Literally built for sex.

>> No.14560073

Absolutely wonderful.

>> No.14560076

I think she looks far better in the game, without Okayado's balloon tits fetish and recent tendency to de-emphasize any exotic physical features as much as possible to muck things up.

>> No.14560078

At least she remains untainted and likely free from ever appearing as a major character in the manga.

>> No.14560080

Well yeah, it was just an example. I'd prefer it going up higher and either gradually fading as it gets closer to the hips or go right up to them like Holsts like you say.

>> No.14560083

I don't know, last time I passed out, and woke up with no pants and a bruised pelvis.

>> No.14560084

>B-but Sir, I do not believe a goyim should t-tamper with my sigil
>A-after all, you're surely to not know Hebrew
>A brown felt fedora drops onto your head, giving you instant five-o'-clock shadow
>Honey, I'm fluent in Assyrian, Hebrew, and Persian

>> No.14560089

>balloon tits
>de-emphasize any exotic physical features
I don't see any problems here.
The focus is supposed to be on the human features after all, not the inhuman ones.

>> No.14560098
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This nigga.

>> No.14560102
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Reminder to know your place on the sexual food chain.

>> No.14560103

Not this shit again. The focus is supposed to be both, you can't have the girl without the monster and you can't have the monster without the girl.

If you hide the monster parts you may as well be looking at a girl with cat ear hair band.

>> No.14560107

Reminder, the tail pussy is just another opening with which you can pour stuff down.

>> No.14560111
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so are men on the bottom or the top of the chain?

>> No.14560118

Reminder that knowing your place is for pussies.

>> No.14560120

>cool it daddy-o we're all friends here.

>> No.14560125

Can you stop your waifu from taking sex if she wants it?
In this world it's rape or be raped, as you know.

>> No.14560128

I know my place alright.

It's making sure my Kiki doesn't go a single day without loving headpats and spooning.

>> No.14560129

I feel like Tail pussy muscles could always flex and squirt whatever your pour down it back into your face.
No, the common shota is, then it's the beta Monster Girls like Holstaurs and Elves, then regular men, regular strength monster girls like Kakuen and Harpies, tougher and stronger men, then the scary monster girls like Manticores, Hellhounds and Dragons.

Well that's my canon anyway.

>> No.14560130

>implying anyone faps to the monster parts

>> No.14560132

I want to erase the first character on golem-chan's brown tits!

>> No.14560136
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Okay, quit that.

>> No.14560137

>Wanting to kill Golem-chan

>> No.14560145
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>No, the common shota is
That's a definite, as they could easily be raised and pampered into being husbands.

>> No.14560146

What if it's only a little death?

>> No.14560148

Girls that KC has more or less confirmed to be appearing:
Fire Drake
Frost Dragon
Black Dragon
Some kind of Magitech Golem Automaton

There's also the Dragon Zombie and possibly more girls related to the demons of chaos

Which one are you looking forward to the most?

>> No.14560151

Because his stuff sells for sex appeal. It's making big money. So why not up the sex appeal without putting effort into developing anywhere else?

>> No.14560157

Worm a little tube down there and you can put whatever you want down there.

>> No.14560159

I hear they raise shotas free-range nowadays.

This is a good day!

>> No.14560160

That last one sounds pretty interesting.

Honestly, a couple of these I'm learning about for the first time (Tezcatlipoca, Ratatoskr, Nidhogg). Think I'll go a bit deeper into that whole before I see them sexualized.

>> No.14560166

Automaton and probably Nidhogg

>> No.14560167
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People fap to thinks involving them all the time.

Lamia sex being the prime example, being wrapped in the coils of a nice snake girl is the biggest part of their appeal.

>> No.14560188

Fenrir sounds nice, a big fluffy snow wolf girl.

>> No.14560191


>> No.14560196

>Be a little boy
>Be sitting alone and opening your lunch box during school lunch time.
>Mother forgot to pack a drink
>Hol girl come up and offers you a carton of milk.
What do?

>> No.14560198

Looking forward to this one, should be interesting to see what he does with a canine more powerful than a Hellhound.

>> No.14560201

Drink it and become Huge.

>> No.14560206

Drink it only if its from that nice minotaur-senpai who protects me from the bullies.

>> No.14560208

It'd be fucking hilarious if he made her a maledom monstergirl.

>> No.14560210

I'm going to stab you.

>> No.14560211

Considering KC's tendency to make more powerful monster girls less monstrous, she's probably going to be the first kemonomimi canine.

>> No.14560213

Free-range is the only proper and humane form of spouse husbandry.

>> No.14560218
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>"We're gonna help you get SWOLE little dude!"

>> No.14560219

>uncensored pussy
You're living dangerously here, anon

>> No.14560229

Drink it
Finish quickly and be unsatisfied
Ask her if she has any more

>> No.14560230

He actually might considering the whole story behind Fenrir. Destined to kill Odin but still lose to his son.

He's most likely going to make her start out strong and ferocious yet settle down and submit to pleasure when she finds a husband or something as a nod to the source material.

>> No.14560237
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>You'll never get all cozy and lovey-dovey with a Yeti during the extreme winter months
>Drinking hot chocolate in front of the fireplace
>Enjoying big pots of homemade stew
>Cuddling in bed to stay warm
>Her in her incredibly warm, bright red butt-flap pajamas
>When she unbuttons the flap the inside of them reads 'THE CABOOSE IS LOOSE' in big golden letters

>> No.14560238

>tfw no sugar momma Tanuki who helps pay for your schooling
>on the basis that you pay off your debt by marrying her when you graduate

>> No.14560241

Thought that image was sfw from the thumbnail, the downside to having a huge folder is forgetting some things.

Deleted it to be on the safeside.

>> No.14560247

Would Yetis be guaranteed to have big plump butts?

>> No.14560252

But I don't want to be swole. I just want to have a runner's build.

That has the potential to be cute though.
>You'll never give a Fenrir a silk ribbon as an engagement gift and see her blush and you put it on her.

>> No.14560253

Bumpity boos*

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They are insatiable, winter-bred cuddle monsters. Of course they would have big, plump butts.

>> No.14560258

I was mostly kidding. It was just scales after all, no telling if it's really her pussy or just a suspicious pattern.

>> No.14560259
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Crab knows hips as well

>> No.14560260

>MG Australia

God help us all.
Ask for an adult.
100% pillow tier.

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>But I don't want to be swole. I just want to have a runner's build.

>"Haha you're hilarious man! Wait until I introduce you to the rest of the group, they're gonna love you!"

>> No.14560264

>That has the potential to be cute though.
Tough girls with a weakness for romance are adorable. Wouldn't be mad in the slightest if he did that.

>> No.14560265

You're acting like a woman.

>> No.14560266

I would not mind a harem of muscle girls.

>> No.14560267

Why is the icy frozen north monster a brown monster?
Isn't that counter to natural skin-tone development?

>> No.14560269

We. They sound like normalfags.

>> No.14560274

Sun rays reflect pretty well off of snow and ice, giving her a nice tan

>> No.14560281

UV rays react heavily to snow.

>> No.14560285

A lot of natives to cold areas have dark skin.

>> No.14560294
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>All these race-traitor degenerates

>> No.14560301

I want to help protect a young Devil Student from her Paladin Girl bully!

>> No.14560302
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>She takes away all the blankets from the house and never turns the heat on so you have to hug her to stay warm

>> No.14560305
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I'm gonna fuck that cat and like it! Just try and stop me! Having someone watch is exciting.

>> No.14560309

>Swings out Electric Tonfa

>> No.14560317

So is that their fetish role then?
They allow us to be the gold digging 3DPD househusbands without going full alp?
A good addition to the monster portfolio in that case.

>> No.14560321

I want to put it in the boymaker and fill that pure womb with my seed on our wedding night.

>> No.14560323


>> No.14560325

Think of the snow as reflectors, the ones you see people use. But except being in their hands, they are all over the ground.

>> No.14560328

Be honest with me anon. How much of their "workout routine" is going to be vigorous sex?

>> No.14560329

How would a yeti deal with a guy who fears physical contact?

>> No.14560332
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Not to mention all the pawjob stuff. Was it last thread where people were going nuts about prematurely ejaculating from an anubis pawjob?
And the yeti footjob stuff. And mudpussy, snakepussy, fishpussy, etc...
Let's not forget being jerked off by a succubus spadetail either. Or anything to do with slimegirls. Or shoggoths. Or tentacles. Or the absurd thought of aural sex with a fennec fox-girl Bob tried to push some time ago. Or gazers making you specifically attracted to monoeyes, while reacting in disgust to regular eyes. And jabberwock tentacle blowjobs. And tailpussies. And fucking dullahan neckholes, both on the body end and the head hend. And lizardgirl footjobs. And the occasional fixation on reptilian monstergirl feet in general.
I could also take the time to bring up the rare occasion when people discuss fucking an arachne's spinneret.
I suppose wanting to stick your dick in a sea slime floatation ring, or a barometz's bubble would count too. And squishy familiar hands and feet. And soft wingjobs from jubjubs, angels, valkyries, other harpies and all that.
You could also reasonably include decisively non-human skin colours. Red onis and blue onis, for instance. Blueberry succubutts, purple and pink succubutts, KC's demon design, hellhound's charcoal skin, the elemental girls, and pretty much every plant-based monstergirl, though I'm sure exceptions to that latter one exist. And while I don't personally feel much towards her, I do think KC's mucus frog design is damn fine work.

At this point, it'd be rather pointless to keep going on like this, though I'm certain that I could if I just took a look on the MGE wiki or my own Monstergirl folder.

>> No.14560336

She looks like a boy. I'm alright with flat but that much is just sad.

>> No.14560342

She would probably start him off with a proxy, and then, over time, she replaces the proxy with herself.

>> No.14560343

She'll knit him a hat and line the inside with some of her fur and yeti magic so he can still be warm

>> No.14560344

Slowly ease him into it.

>> No.14560354

Of course you like it. All a man has to do to go forward is spread his legs. They have to work hard.

>> No.14560357

It's tough trying to grow on such impoverished soil. You could always help by providing her with some water and nutrients.

>> No.14560362
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>or a barometz's bubble would count too
I want this so badly. Stuck in her bubble, forced to keep springing back and forth into her from behind with no end in sight. The muffled sound of flesh slapping against flesh barely escaping from the bubble as she moans happily.

I wish Barometz was more popular.

>> No.14560365

I want to molest that muscle cow

>> No.14560372

>mudpussy, snakepussy, fishpussy, etc...
The monster girls we discuss all have normal human pussies.
>And lizardgirl footjobs. And the occasional fixation on reptilian monstergirl feet in general.
I don't remember that.

>> No.14560386
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>The monster girls we discuss all have normal human pussies.

you're wrong

>I don't remember that.
And obviously new as fuck

Hell, just a fucking week ago we had someone wanting to ho halfsies with WockFag to commission some foot job art

>> No.14560394

I want to go on a Nihilistic tirade about what point there is in wasting your life and going through pain just to give yourself longer years of suffering when you are old and how much better it would be to just eat sweets and kick back all day.
Then if it fails I got into my big dumb spider robot and sing about how the unenlightened masses can not make the judgement call

>> No.14560395

>The monster girls we discuss all have normal human pussies.
You, perhaps. Look further up the thread, you'll even see people talking about golem sex, which is why I included that. Not to mention snake cloaca, how mermaids have pussies that make dolphin sex organs feel like sandpaper, and so on.

Also .less drew a picture of a guy getting a footjob from a lizardgirl. And there's that cropped picture of all the dragon-type girls' feet which is often posted.

>> No.14560398

The sex will happen when you hit the showers after a workout.

Hot, steamy Minotaur sex.

>> No.14560399

>Loads of more Dragons
>There will no longer be just 5 dragons that compliment each other, but a shitload of them
>The dragon family will never be a small exclusive club again

>> No.14560404

So you're gonna hang out with the emo kids at the back of school?
Would her workout friends be there too?

>> No.14560408

Great but I still want to overpower and molest that muscle cow.

>> No.14560411

Soon as you hang out with your reading teacher to find out how to do so correctly.

>> No.14560414

>Would her workout friends be there too?
Of course, who doesn't like a post-workout shower orgy?

>> No.14560415

I want to go to a Dragon Family reunion and flirt with the Fairy Dragon with the wide hips.

>> No.14560422

Are they all muscle cows too?

>> No.14560423

>You'll never get gangbanged by a bunch of /fit/ monstergirls in the showers.
>You'll never take responsibility, marry all of them, and fuck them every single day.
Damn it.

>> No.14560427

Herd mentality, so yeah.

All their older sisters are in Omega Mu, and they will be as well when they're older.

>> No.14560434

It's best if they're super sensitive.
Nothing would be better than groping her from behind so that she turns into a moaning, whimpering mass of muscle putty in your hands.

>> No.14560449

I want a muscle cow to force me to suck her nipple while she rides my pelvis.

>> No.14560457

Dammit anon, I was having a good day until you posted this.

>> No.14560464

I'm glad Holst milk increases sexual drive or I wouldn't be able to keep up with them.

>> No.14560469

A /fit/ pregnant monster girl harem would be lovely.

>> No.14560475

>Incredibly muscular Minotaur that could probably throw a car being turned into a moaning frail woman

Sounds pretty fun to mess with.

>> No.14560484

Best part is if you starting groping her chest as if milking her and asking why nothings coming out.

>> No.14560492

Good, being gangbanged by women is pretty pathetic.

>> No.14560494
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>Black Dragon
Is KC reading our threads or something?

>> No.14560499

How so?

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I want to get gangbanged by Jinkos.

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>> No.14560508

Hopefully Onee-sabbath will become canon.

>> No.14560509

I too want this
>being in a big, chuffing, post coital cuddle puddle
>this will never happen

>> No.14560518

Which MG (besides Yetis) would make the best cuddle puddle?

>> No.14560524

Fluff elementals.

>> No.14560529
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KC does like Onee-san types, so it may very well be a possibility.

>> No.14560531

Or maybe it's just a social thing. Particularly in northern societies where the most common way of contracting sickness is from coming in contact with other people, hence why people from northern countries like to maintain large amount of personal space. I'm looking at you Canada and Finland.

>> No.14560533

I want to get gangbanged by creepy loser monstergirls.

>> No.14560545

Titania's are the best onee-sans.

>> No.14560547

And Demons, Wights, etc...

>> No.14560553

They're one of the top ten at least.

Onee-sabbath must be a fun group.

>> No.14560559

I want to fuck a monstergirl

>> No.14560561

Kobolds, werecats, werewolves, jinkos, grizzlies

>> No.14560572

no you don't...

>> No.14560573
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Hellhound cuddle pile. That natural warmth would be heaven.

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Ew gross.

>> No.14560577
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Me too

>> No.14560578

I might be in the minority, but I don't see wight being onee-san material at all.

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They emanate enough "Ara ara~" to fit the criteria.

>> No.14560591

I have to say, those are some fat thighs

>> No.14560592

You're not alone, they're more like classy older ladies who I can imagine being more motherly than onee-san.

>> No.14560597

Look at the meat on those drumsticks.

>> No.14560601

Don't forget Krakens, Jabberwocks, and Nereids

Onee-sans are the best

>> No.14560605

Wights and Liches are SHY VIRGIN NERDS! No exceptions!

>> No.14560607

That's where it comes from. Wight's give off an air off being a mature older lady, and therefore perfect mother/onee-san material.

>> No.14560620
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Among the forgotten they are, unfortunately.

>> No.14560640

What would this feel like?

>> No.14560652

Worry, bliss and careful precision.

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>> No.14560666

>you will never be that kid
>you will never get tenderly "preyed" on by a big snusnu MG

>> No.14560667

She seems to have lamellae on her feet like a gecko. Wouldn't that hurt?

>> No.14560672

Only if she rubs the wrong way.

>> No.14560681

How is she going to give a footjob moving her feet only in one direction?

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>> No.14560687

With the exceptional muscle control that you can expect from a trained salamander.

Why does that slimegirl's forehead have "Full-screen Snip" printed on it?

>> No.14560689

>Be on a date with Gojira-chan.
>Suddenly Space Gojira chan just blasts her and kidnaps you.
What do?

>> No.14560692

There's only two pages to this, isn't there?

>> No.14560695

It's dangerous for young boys to go out in the woods.

I know if I had a son I'd much rather he hang out with someone his own age. Like that young girl who lives in the big ominous castle on the hill and has easily sunburned skin and a strange accent.

>> No.14560696

None of your business.

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>> No.14560703

He clearly wasn't ready to leave Maus Hills yet, this zone is too high level for him.

>> No.14560711

>leaving maus hills

Mouse girls are the purest form of love.
Objectively the best girls.

>> No.14560713

Compliment her nice crystal shoulders while nudging Gojira-chan so she notices that they're her weakness

>> No.14560723

I just want a threeway with Gojira-chan, Mecha-chan, and Space Gojira-chan

>> No.14560725
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Giant Mice need big tits.

>> No.14560726
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They're good for grinding.

>> No.14560729

Give them holst Cheese.

>> No.14560731

They actually aren't that rough or hard, so it shouldn't really be a problem. If she has the abilities of a gecko, she could also control the tiny little "hairs" in between them to make her feet either glide smoothly, or stick to you. Their feet are also self cleaning, so you wouldn't have to worry about a single speck of dirt on her soles.

>> No.14560741

Gecko toe lamellae are pretty soft and flexible, they'd just pleasantly drag along your dick one way, and smoothly glide the other way.

>> No.14560748

I want a fairy dragon though.

>> No.14560752

Which Mecha are you referring to?

>> No.14560753
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Wonderland Centaur.

>> No.14560759

Yeah? Well that Tanuki's assets aren't worth liquidating, if you know what I mean.

>> No.14560761

Kill yourself.

>> No.14560767

Get back in the oven Jewnuki.

>> No.14560773
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Yandere Hannya Oni

>> No.14560785
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Whoever this girl is, I want her as my boss.

>> No.14560791

No you wouldn't. Stop thinking with your dick for once in your god damn life.

>> No.14560798

What difference would it make? HE'S PEA-BRAINED EITHER WAY

>> No.14560799

but my boner has made the best decisions I've made in my life!

>> No.14560803

Ice cold.

>> No.14560804

Of all the things in my life, my boner has never betrayed me.

I trust my boner.

>> No.14560805

Hey, he's probably got a shitty boss as it is. So he may as well go for a shitty boss that's cute.

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>> No.14560842

Can japanese artists even draw anything that isn't paizuri? I swear 99% of monster girl porn is just titfucks

>> No.14560843

It's just a different kind of an "ara ara"-type character than the motherly or sister type in my opinion.

>> No.14560848

Nothing wrong with titfucks.

>> No.14560861

To be fair, Shire is made for titfucking.
Though I wouldn't object to seeing a picture of her on gelbooru with the tags
>bouncing breasts

>> No.14560862

There definitely is something wrong when you have to wait for doujins just to see monster girl porn that isn't exclusively titfucks.
Tits are great, but you can have too much of a good thing, eventually you're just gonna get sick of it.
Not to mention you generally don't even see most of a girl's body in titfuck pics. I really am starting to believe that Japs literally only care about tits and absolutely nothing else.

>> No.14560874

Except for when Arekishi is concerned.
That nigga has 99 paizuri pics and 1 vaginal.

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There are always Pharaohs, Vampires, and Dhampirs for Undead older sisters though.

>> No.14560880

Well, their women don't have big breasts as often. I imagine it's linked to the fact their soaplands can't do it properly so they wish and desire so strong they can't think of anything else.

>> No.14560883

I want to see hands-free titfucks more http://i.imgur.com/Z3jXCBK.png

>> No.14560886

Not to mention anything that isn't paizuri or vaginal, which just gets zero representation whatsoever, even in foreplay scenes.

>> No.14560901

You can improve any monster by giving them a chest like that.

>> No.14560904

>anything that isn't paizuri or vaginal
Why would you even?

>> No.14560906

There are so many interesting girls in that game, but I'll be damned if goat girl isn't making a name for herself.

>> No.14560914

What an incredibly lewd goat.

>> No.14560920
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This just in clothed paizuri a best.

Clothed sex in general breddy durn good.

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It definitely has its charms, though personally I like to see more skin with my paizuri
>Is that a fucking problem?!
Atually, yes. Yes it is. While I'm loathe to ever take the side of Ilias, she's right. Pepsi is shit.

>> No.14560940
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Like perpendicular paizuri where the girl has the center of her shirt unbuttoned?
>a Ryu will never clasp together her secondary arms to give you a perpendicular titfuck

>> No.14560955

I want to fondle that fox's ears.

>> No.14560965

Underneath a dhampir's top
making a hole in a holsts' top and releasing inside

>> No.14560976

Me too, that's what they're there for after all.

>> No.14560981

>talking shit about my dick
time for violent hatefucking and making her bark like a dog.

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>Secondary arms
That thread made me laugh a lot more than I have in a good while.

>> No.14561002

There are lots of things on that fox I want to fondle but her ears are shockingly high on the list.

Maybe I'm a pervert?

>> No.14561012

Earfondling is only second to tail brushing

>> No.14561013

It's taken you this long to realize that?

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Those ears are tiny though.

>> No.14561023

You don't even know how many countless hours I'd be willing to spend brushing my foxgirl waifu's tail(s). Which would then be followed by brushing her hair and molesting her ears.

>> No.14561027

We're all perverts here, believe me.

The things I would do to a manticore would put most folks to shame.



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Small ears are no big deal, they're still cute. It's small breasts that get more problematic, but there's no problem there.

>The things I would do to a manticore would put most folks to shame.
>I am big king pervert!
C'mon, guy. No need to brag.

>> No.14561044

Worst blue blaze.

Best panda.

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>Small breasts
Not when it comes foxes. Big or small, top-heavy or bottom-heavy, they're perfect no matter what.

>> No.14561048

>The things I would do to a manticore would put most folks to shame.
Do tell.

>> No.14561049

I want to be in a captive breeding program with that Panda.

>> No.14561050
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You call those ears big?

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She needs big ears for more to play with though.

>> No.14561057

Easiest to say that theres a lot of holse on those girls to stick things in or down and If she doesn't have a hyper preg fetish then she's soon going to have one.

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Those ears are big but have no substance.

>> No.14561068

Problematic in that they're harder to show off and require a more specific body type to look good. You slap a pair of proportionately large breasts on anything and they'll look stonking great, but small breasts? Not so much. Take your image for example: small doesn't look as good in sweaters to me, that's almost strictly the domain of sweater puppies. Now, but her in a nice simple tank top and some shorts though...

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>> No.14561077

I question your taste if you think sweaters don't look good on small foxes.

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I want to fuck that panda.

>> No.14561088

>People just haven't realized it's new years yet, they're so busy
>I hope they're not working too hard
>Maybe I should have some sake here for when they arrive
>But I can't leave, someone might come at any moment
>Can't miss anybody
>I guess I can share if someone brings me some
>But I can't expect someone to do that
>I bet everyone is having fun with their friends and family about now
>They'll come in new years day
>I'll have to tease any boys with hangovers asking me to get rid of them
>Oh, it's snowing

>> No.14561095

Something more fitted maybe, but in that particular example it just looks lumpy without something more to fill it out. To each their own though.

Gonna have to teach her what fucking is, first.

Oh wait, monstergirls. Nevermind.

>> No.14561104

You'd have more friends if you helped people with stuff Water Wurm.

Maybe water a garden.

>> No.14561115

Get that worst girl garbage out of here.

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>> No.14561137

why are elves ears so sensitive?

>> No.14561142

I don't know, she's trying to make friends in California right now and we call her El Nino. That's not very nice. I mean, water wurm is hundreds of years old and Chinese, not some little Mexican boy.

>> No.14561150

I want Titania onee-chan to calm my rage at people in the Internet.

>> No.14561154

I'm going to visit Lonely Ryu every two weeks and give her a dozen cookies!

>> No.14561158

I want to make a titania rage on the internet until she flies to my house with a pout on her face to call me a big, dumb, stupid head.

>> No.14561159

>Oh, it's snowing.
Is that her version of the 'It's raining.' line?

>> No.14561162

But then she's going to get fat.

>> No.14561171

Where the hell is my Bullet Hellhound.jpg when I need it?

>> No.14561172

What's the problem? It's not like she gets many visitors anyways.

>> No.14561181

Well, it doesn't rain in winter. But yes.

>> No.14561182

But she's still got an image to maintain!
Besides, it's just going to go to her chest so that none of her bras fit.
well, that's what she'd say if she wore one.

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I got you mate, I got that Jinko one too if you want it.

>> No.14561188

You have to have been a real jerk for that to have happened. I imagine it'd be hard to make a Titania really mad.

>> No.14561194

No one else is gonna see her "image"

Just cookie her shit up

>> No.14561197

Isn't it obvious?
I'd tell her that Titania's make terrible mothers and wives.

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That's both sad and terrifying to think about
>Ryu sets up a shrine
>Good rainfall and crops for the area
>Winters are milder
>She starts to get up in years
>At first she stays hopeful
>But more and more of her attendants get husbands
>She remains single
>Reaches the CC birthday
>Starts to get depressed
>Rains more and more each year
>Winters get heavier snowfall
>Crops start to suffer from the constant rain
>Homes are buried under the snowfall
>Eventually the surrounding land is a swamp of depression
A lonely, single Ryu would be a walking natural disaster if she never got a husband

>> No.14561203

>that Jinko one
Didn't know it existed. Yes please.

>> No.14561204

Fine, but you have to to keep her company.

>> No.14561205
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>Titania onee-chan will beat up your bullies in pure, unrestrained rage

>> No.14561206

I'd visit her with a bottle of Champagne and two glasses so we can celebrate together and discuss our cultures.
In the midst of it, I'd flirt with her and mention that Ryus were always my favorite dragons.

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I'm going to delete this pretty quickly since this image caused a medium sized shitstorm.

>> No.14561214

>it doesn't rain in winter
Have you never gone below the snow line or something? I've only seen it SNOW in the winter here twice.

>> No.14561219

That'll just make 'em try and prove you wrong.

>> No.14561222

I want a depressed Ryu to make herself my mother.

>> No.14561223

No, I haven't.

>> No.14561224

Sure, OK. It's not like it's that hard to keep a fat Ryu company once a week.

>> No.14561225

I'm triggered. Fucking tigers don't purr. Fucking flip-flop not knowing shit about my large cats REEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.14561226

Bullshit. I live in Wisconsin, where the only two seasons are 'Winter' and 'Road Work'. Up until last weekend, it was in the 40s and raining. We just got snow here.

>> No.14561228

Well I both forgot that existed and seem to have not saved it. Thanks, though I'm going to do my best to not imagine how that situation came to be.

>> No.14561229

They can try.

Just watch out if she gets clinging.
You don't want her to make the offer to 'keep you warm' now would she?

>> No.14561230

Anon you joke but people got pretty salty about the picture's subject matter.

>> No.14561233

>Depressed ryu finds the first person to ever visit her shrine
>An abandoned baby boy, crying from the cold and hunger
>She takes him in and raises him herself
>When he gets older he goes out to play and brings back his friends
>Word spreads about the shrine
>Kids like to play there, and the ryu puts up with it while wearing a smile
>Actual visitors start coming
>The shrine flourishes
>And she is no longer depressed

>> No.14561237

Well, I mean I guess it is kind of cold. But hey, what harm could it be to accept her offer? I mean, she's talking about starting a fire right?

>> No.14561241

The only thing .less ever posted in thread that actually made me salty was that Clare deep throat image. But that's because She's literally Wasted Potential: The Character.

Best ass, worst front.

>> No.14561245

Well, she would if they actually had things to burn.
I'm afraid she'd have to warm you up in a more....'physical' sense of the word.

>> No.14561248

I think the real tragedy of that image are that those are probably some of the best breasts he's ever drawn. Assuming we're talking about the same deepthroat image.

>> No.14561252

I don't understand. Burning things is very much a physical way of warming things. Does she have an electric blanket or something?

>> No.14561253

It's the one with the internal view of the dude's throat.

>> No.14561261

The canon kekoldry and the vapid cunt of a hybrid it produced came not too long after that.

>> No.14561262

Sorry anon.
She can't afford electricity at a temple with no worshipers.

Have you ever heard of a 'mashmallow hell'? She's read about it in some books and wants to try it out.

>> No.14561266

B-But she's so big!

>> No.14561269

And it's all...yours.

>> No.14561277

Marshmallow hell? Is that like Chubby Bunny but with warm marshmallows? So she IS going to make a fire. Yeah, that'll be fine.

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>Have you ever heard of a 'mashmallow hell'? She's read about it in some books and wants to try it out.
Those marshmallows better have some form of nourishment within them.

>> No.14561281

Eh, if that's what Bob wanted to do with his time more power to him. I prefer to ignore it rather than give it the attention that inflames the thread. That and if I really wanted to rustle jimmies there'd be a short of an Apophis and Pharaoh tr/u/e love somewhere out there with a bifurcated tongue and plenty of radical stereotype because of a guy writing from a female perspective.

>> No.14561286

Someone's getting instruction on how to love by a chubby ryu who only knows what she saw in books

They don't have it yet...but with a little work you may get a little something something.

>> No.14561294

Yeah, that's the one. Seriously like, amazing tits drawn for that one.

>> No.14561299

I actually liked Clare for a while, but it all went to shit pretty quickly.
I'd probably still let her do me in the butt though.

>> No.14561300

>mashmallow hell
But I'm not a filthy manlet and I like being able to breathe.

>> No.14561303

I feel like I've seen less draw better.

>> No.14561304

Don't worry anon, she just wants to wrap you up and plant you face first into them.

>> No.14561307

No thanks, I can't stand hugs that aren't just quick greetings between good friends/family.

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Whether you're a manlet or not doesn't matter when she's a mystical dragon that can coil entirely around your body.

>> No.14561309

Found the alp, get the bats.

>> No.14561311

More importantly, what the fuck was in those cookies? That's a lot of girl to make big for you with just like two batches of baked goods a week.

>> No.14561313

I'd rather punish an alp Dallas Genoard style.

>> No.14561314

I'd also let a Kraken stick a tentacle in my butt

>> No.14561316

H-Hey, come on. There's nothing wrong with Alps. They're cute, and cuddly, and you should date one. Ya know what I mean?

>> No.14561325

You better nip this in the bud before it devolves into cancerous Alp ERP.

>> No.14561327

What's the appropriate method of execution for an alp? Hanging? Firing squad? Drawing and quartering?

>> No.14561330

Only after lots of dicking and going ara ara, before that they're just all elbows and knees bully bait.

>> No.14561336

Headpats and gentle dicking.

>> No.14561338

Needs to be agonizing.

>> No.14561339

My preferred method is a 360 noscope throwing knife. It makes her so salty when I pull that off, especially if it's the last kill of the game so the entire lobby gets to see.

>> No.14561340

Strong monster girls being completely dominated.

>> No.14561348

Go away Reddit.

>> No.14561356
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Hoof Pussy Kingdom welcomes you.

...As soon as you finish that paperwork.

>> No.14561359

Not while literally any other Succubus variant exists.

>> No.14561360

Anal rape with condoms covered in sharp spikes.
Ironic punishments are the best punishments.

>> No.14561361

You're not alone in having liked her. Got really uncomfortable to read once MC started playing catcher for her.
Don't know if I'd go s far as you, but a handjob as I fucked her big cat butt wouldn't be out of the question.

>> No.14561363

What paperwork?

>> No.14561383

You will never feel Clare's big fat cat ass bounce as you pound her from behind and give her a handy simultaneously until she musses up her apron

>> No.14561390

Faggots go away.

>> No.14561391

/d/ please exit the premises, or return to TFT.

>> No.14561401
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is this some kind of word trick to lure the unsuspecting?

>> No.14561405
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>> No.14561408

What I meant is, I don't dislike the idea of a futa cheshire, I just really hate the direction the story took. If she was just the heroine of a "boy and his perverted futa cheshire girlfriend" type story without cuckoldry shit, and wasn't written by Bob, I would probably quite like her.

>> No.14561411

The one in the back still looks like she has a mustache

>> No.14561414
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You know, to get through the border? Can't just let anyone in all willy nilly.


It's grass though.

>> No.14561415
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>...As soon as you finish that paperwork.
I think we both know I don't need to do any paper work.

>> No.14561416

Fuck off already.

>> No.14561419

Was there more to the story that I didn't read? Because as far as I know, they agreed to share the MC and all settled down together.
>Wasn't written by Bob
Enough of that, he's done decent stories.

>> No.14561428
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Thanks for reminding me I'll never own that Holstaur pin/button thing.

>> No.14561431
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>> No.14561439

Nigga the MC (or Bobs self-insert as I should say) became a full third-wheel, and his wifes abomination daughter grew up to be a total cunt.

>> No.14561447

>even in fantasy bob is so beta that he gets kucked
What a horrid time to be a fat ugly chinese wizard

>> No.14561454

1 gallon of holstaur milk laced with semen.

>> No.14561481
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Why not a nice pendant goyim?

>> No.14561483

>TFT having anything to do with /d/


>> No.14561484

So I made the right choice to stop reading when it 'ended'. Good to know.
Just like how I can ignore all the yandere Laska stuff as not being real.

>> No.14561490
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>Yandere/gire Laska
>Not her truest and purest form
>He wouldn't dick the daughteru and overplay his hand so she 'removed' scheduledog and proceeded to have rabid impregnation sex with him

>> No.14561491

Ninja Pussy Kingdom is the best Kingdom.

>> No.14561499

Except you can't find it without being invited. And the way to be invited is shrouded in secrecy. But they say if you say how much you want to fuck a certain type of kunoichi over and over, you can get in. Nobody has ever confirmed it however.

>> No.14561500

She's still a shitty character that exists in some faggots monsterboy/futa/3DPD-infested contemporary setting.

>> No.14561508

Because as it seems they're only for flatties.

>> No.14561510

>He's done decent stories
It doesn't matter how many decent stories a reviled writefag like Bob or his shoulder tumor have done, they still have their reputations for a goddamned reason.

>> No.14561523

Or you could disregard that crap about invitations and find it yourself, you'd probably get a huge reward if actually found it.

>> No.14561544

What's the fastest way to get a harem of stinky loser MGs?

>> No.14561550

easy go to a Monster Girl City anime convention.

>> No.14561552

Live in a pigsty.

All the devil bugs and Beelzebubs you can handle

>> No.14561555

Be me. Don't bathe for a few days, drink, write half-thought out diddies on a paper and scribble pictures of dicks. Drink some more, bitch at /mgt/ because of one person out of like 100+.

Drink some more. Spend nights cold and unwanted, even by Devil Bugs. Leave the windows open in the off chance that a Yuki-Onna will permanently freeze my body because she's the only one who cares.

>> No.14561561

Flash your dick at a junkyard

>> No.14561564

Cover your naked body in nachos.

>> No.14561569

Take a shotafication cookie and ask them for directions.

>> No.14561577

Play multiplayer games on PC and use your mic a lot.

>> No.14561578

It's an easy 5 steps program
1: Do not shower for a month in order to attract a Beelzebub
2: Make your house filthy to get invaded by Devil Bugs
3:Look through the sewers to find a Bubble Slime
4:Visit a swamp and procure yourself a Giant Slug
5:Enjoy the dirtiest, most shameful harem in existance

>> No.14561585

I want to completely crush and destroy any advances any monster girls makes towards me and stay completely alone in a world filled with them.

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>> No.14561589

Whatever floats your boat Alpie.

>> No.14561591


I wouldn't mind a slug or snail girl. They're pretty cute.

>> No.14561601

>Buy raid
>Spray devil bugs with it
>Receive devil bugs masturbating and twitching all over the kitchen floor
>It doesn't kill them

Sabbath brand pesticides, never again

>> No.14561613 [SPOILER] 
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How do I get the most despicable and disgusting monster of them all?

>> No.14561617

That's why you just have to stomp on them, it's messy but it works.

>> No.14561621

Have no standards.

>> No.14561625

Gold, diamond rings, and lots of bling.

That'll get you a 3DPD girl...for about a week.

>> No.14561633

Do I call them disgusting perverts for getting off to my feet while I'm stepping on them, though? Where do I step on them exactly so they'll feel it the most? Does it work better if their clothes are on or off?

>> No.14561642

Anon I think you just described a Dragon girl instead. Hell if you just replace that crap about jewlry with a big dick and you basically summed up 99% of all monster girls.

>> No.14561643

Don't forget

6: Don't wipe ass for a week, get the most shameful, depraved Akaname willing to tongue punch your fartbox for free just like certain custodians

>> No.14561646

Just type "F2P MMORPG" in search, follow the first link, get the game, enter any server and start posting in a chat.

>> No.14561647


>> No.14561650

Nah. Stuff like that will get a dragon to stick with you for life.

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>> No.14561657

Anon I'm talking about straight up curb stomping them. Monster girls don't learn through pleasure.

>> No.14561659


It's written Insect Aphrodisiac not Pesticide.

>> No.14561665

Ded series.

>> No.14561666

Yeah anon, sure. She totally won't rob you blind the second she can and leave you to die by bloodthirsty wolves.

>> No.14561670

I never understood why she was maximum horny against MC-kun

>> No.14561684

Why would she?

>> No.14561690

What would life in an Undead Kingdom be like?

>> No.14561695


>> No.14561701

As quiet as the grave.

>> No.14561703


>> No.14561706

Unfunny, not scary at all and completely boring.

>> No.14561712

Ever talk to a corpse?

It's boring!

>> No.14561717
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>you will never live in a huge almost-sentient castle with your Vampire motheru

>> No.14561721
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I'm sure a number of the girls will have a bone to pick with you.

>> No.14561728

Not anymore

>> No.14561740

Alucard actually said the castle was a creature of chaos.

It's also pretty much alive in Lords of Shadow 2.

>> No.14561746

Like being milked dry by a horde of undead one moment and drinking tea with their Wight or Lich master the next.

>> No.14561751

Oh thanks god, having to live in a castle with a layout from Castlevania would wear at my patience so bad.

>> No.14561765

I miss Rachnera's old design...

>> No.14561769

EMG is fucking terrible.

>> No.14561771

It is, but at least the girls' designs used to be pretty good. Then even that got fucked up.
Rachnera having human legs will never not piss me off.

>> No.14561775

She has a new design?

>> No.14561781
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LoS2 was also a total clusterfuck. Though, still.
>you will never accidentally awaken the Chaos that has long since remained dormant in your mothers castle
>it will never go yandere for you and attempt to kill your mother in an attempt to regain power over the castle, and remove a competitor for your affections
>you will never then proceed to cheese her by whacking her with your Claim Solais, and get tenderly momdommed by your Vampire mom after the deed is done

>> No.14561787

Teleporters, elevators, and maps would simplify things pretty well.

>> No.14561788

>Rachnera having human legs
Oh man it's the biggest part that I didn't like about that's gone? Thank god.

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>> No.14561792


There is only one Chaos I recognize, Anon.

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>> No.14561802

>Rachnera having human legs
Sounds amazing.

>> No.14561810

Oh I like that, that looks really nice.

>> No.14561815

Literally perfect.

>> No.14561823
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>> No.14561824

Fucking Square had to make him the best character in both versions of Dissidia.

Voiced by Wakamoto Norio in JP, Keith David in NA/EU.

Like what the fuck are they trying to do, make me Alp?

>> No.14561825


Read that as "Human Reich" for some reason.

>> No.14561828

Looks like something alps would love.

>> No.14561835

Cute, If only her personality wasn't fucking garbage and she wasn't a dyke.

>> No.14561841

Alps love things that look like men though, and no one posted a picture of your mother.

>> No.14561851

Well, you know what you love so I guess you are right.

>> No.14561859
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Mediocre if how they treat PoW is any indication of what's life is like there.

>> No.14561861
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Just accept her

>> No.14561862


>> No.14561863

I want to take Rachnee to a Renaissance fair and ride her like a mount!

>> No.14561870

I would but her personality is terrible.

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>> No.14561898

Only if she would accept me.

>> No.14561907

If the cuckold part of the deal is gone then I'm good.

>> No.14561928

She is a human now, so is double the cuckold.

>> No.14561929
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Wife celebrating the new year.

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>> No.14561938

What a lovely style.

>> No.14561939

She doesn't look very hyped.

>> No.14561940

Can you blame her considering how 2015 went?

>> No.14561944 [SPOILER] 
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Happy belated New years anons!

Have a mofu ( not mine).

>> No.14561976

Eh I figured, into the trash she goes.

>> No.14561998 [SPOILER] 
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shogoth foxes?
It's over now guys!

>> No.14561999

The megane hellhound from several threads ago was very cute. I liked her a lot.

Someone should do a similar thing moe-ifying a species with a ferocious disposition for Ushi-Oni.

>> No.14562006

Time to buy some cyanide.

>> No.14562009
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>Implying there aren't a bunch of moe Ushi-Oni images.

>> No.14562011

But they have, many times. How new are you?

>> No.14562037 [SPOILER] 
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Grow up with a fox girl .
You spend a lot of time with her until she goes off to academ college.
She goes off and disappears for 6 years and returns to see you

She is now a lower level Dark fox goddess.

I think I would be fine with this.

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>> No.14562045
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Fox women in side tie panties are a miracle of the universe !

>> No.14562052

Now I want to read the original

>> No.14562054

>spamming mofu
That's so last year.

>> No.14562065

Then post monkey butt.

>> No.14562081
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I wish we had a substantial amount of monkey butt though.
There will probably be a ton of 2016 monkeygirls as the days go on thankfully.

>> No.14562086

>Demon horns
>Blue hair/fur highlights
This seems like some OC tier stuff, and yet I feel the urge to dick it. Where's she from?

>> No.14562092
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FInally it's cold out.

>> No.14562115

>You'll never pin one of the beheaded cainhurst ghosts to a table after clearing the room, lift her legs up around your hips, rest her head on her breasts and pound her into leglocking ahegao so hard she drains your cum echos
>You'll never do it every time you farm the place like you're Musashi, each time coming across her, shyly waiting in her ghost state for you to clear the room and give the two of you some privacy, moans of a different kind echoing out across the castle

>> No.14562124

Anyone imgur'd this? or knows the artist so I can search it. Hate missing art I haven't seen before

>> No.14562129

Now that's a way to sexualize Bloodborne enemies.

>> No.14562132


>> No.14562135

What do you mean? Those slutty screamers are already sexual as fuck.

>> No.14562137

>Fucking monster scum
>Not staying pure for Eileen.

>> No.14562139
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What do big-tittied Kakuens do with their chests?

>> No.14562143

Nigga they sound like banshees.

>> No.14562144

Roughly grope them so they can seduce men and use them as bragging rights when getting into fights with other Kakuens.

>> No.14562145
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At least go for Undead Centaurs who brought you to Cainhurst.

They are some hard working ladies that can walk on water and shit.

>> No.14562146

>A bleeding heart for the bleeding hunter
Sure her fire burns bright, but it burns fast too. Those Cainhurst cuties will never leave you.

>> No.14562149

I think it would only be fair to help her become a greater dark fox goddess.

>> No.14562152 [SPOILER] 
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They are called Dark gods. in japan they are gods not demons.
They are usually always a fox woman.

>> No.14562156

>Sound like
They are banshees. And it only makes my dick harder. Now if only they were part elf too

>> No.14562159
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>feel when you will never knot a rathian (from monster hunter 4 ultimate)
why live

>> No.14562162

Boob hat.

Also tackling a guy from behind so that their breasts can squish against his back.

>> No.14562163

>an oppai loli kakuen will never ride your shoulders as she rests her breasts on your head

>> No.14562166

Don't forget that she'll be napping there with a dopey smile on her face.

>> No.14562167
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They are still Fox Goddesses , It is just they use darker magics and have a pair of horns.

>> No.14562172

Sorry anon, Eileen is much better than those ghost harlots.

>> No.14562173

I think shes the oc of some foxanon guy.

>> No.14562177
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I don't believe BB has any Elf equivalents.

>> No.14562178

Look I love me some crow, don't get me wrong. It's just that those tall, leggy, seed spirits call to me, y'know?

>> No.14562180

It's in the archives, you know.

>> No.14562182

Nah, she's just some Pixiv artists OC.

>> No.14562191

Yes anon, I understand.

>> No.14562192

I want to use her breasts as a dick sleeve as she sleeps.

>> No.14562200

Just hope you're prepared for her to start sucking it in her sleep.

>> No.14562203

I'd suckle her nipples in kind.

>> No.14562204

And, I mean, the headless ones are so timid and helpless, get them alone as asides from binding you for a second, all they can do is back away. Makes you wanna protect them and give them the dick, doesn't it?

>> No.14562208

Silly Anon.

Nothing's going to come out!

>> No.14562211
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Year of the Space Monkeys!

>> No.14562217

Didn't Plague retool their designs into catgirls for some thing he's doing on /tg/?

>> No.14562218

That does put me into a protecting mood anon, but I'd rather slaughter murderous hunters with Eileen.

I'd also like to fucking save her life.

>> No.14562219

If they're inverted, it must mean that they contain something.

>> No.14562221
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>Not a real dragon
>Usually brings her fuckboi Rathalos
>Vinyl record spin so you don't touch her
>Flying away so you won't tough her
>That fucking flip attack, over and over and over
If you're going to bust one in a Monster Hunter girl, at least pick a good one

>> No.14562222

Yes and I still like them better as saiyans

>> No.14562224
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Yep, Space Cats.

>> No.14562228 [SPOILER] 
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Here, have a /crabmangame ryu

>> No.14562231

What the fuck is wrong with you, you fucking mongoloid? That guys bait hasn't been posted since march.

>> No.14562232

Who knows?
You'd need to fish them out.

>> No.14562234

I know, right? What a shame.

>> No.14562236

>blonde ryu

Well, thats a first.
I like it.

>> No.14562237

I just felt like a fucking idiot just standing there while she bleeds to death.

>> No.14562242
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To be fair, several people have admitted to wanting to fuck MH girls her before, though 'knot' should have tipped me off.

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>> No.14562247

Either way you're a damned retard.

>> No.14562249

Shit girl from a shit series.

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>> No.14562254

Especially when you have enough blood vials to let her run a bath full of it. Like, really? Are you sure this isn't enough?

>> No.14562262

I guess the Devs just love making waifufags suffer, just like with not being able to prevent the Maiden dying in Demon's

>> No.14562264
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Trolling won't save you, old man.

>> No.14562274

Golden Ryu.


>> No.14562280
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Goat girl is GOAT.

>> No.14562285
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Cockatrice's cousin looks really weird.
I don't have any of the cockatrice sketches that haven't been posted. Somehow.

>> No.14562289
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Oh, I almost missed this christmas wife asutora had done

>> No.14562290

I must be a moron because I can't find this particular thread in the archives...

>> No.14562297
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>implying sports centaur isn't more GOAT than goat

>> No.14562304
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Too bad she has a horse pussy

>> No.14562315

Capra footjobs when?

>> No.14562322

The archive is just two clicks away, at least install 4chanX.