/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

>>1442801
Yukkuri thread. Previous thread at image limit.

Yu113.doc: http://www.mediafire.com/?eo0zmzyymyh
Translated compilation:
Part 1: http://www.mediafire.com/?2wjncehth2m
Part 2: http://www.mediafire.com/?2llamtztm2z

Yukkuri Danbooru clone: http://yukkuri.shiteitte.net/

Discussion, translations, and images can go here.

[Anonymous No.]

The Yukkuri Series for Good Kids
THE YUKKURI AND THE UDON
Story & Art: Reimu Hakurei
Bomura Co. (The supposed publisher)

[Anonymous No.]

Yukkuris are fascinating creatures that suddenly appeared in the land of Gensokyo. They were always loved by the villagers because of their cute appearance. Eventually, keeping Yukkuris as pets became a trend. There was a time where Yukkuris can be seen all over the place.

Big Yukkuri: "This is Yukkuri's home!"

During the large growth in the Yukkuri population, the villagers started to dislike the Yukkuri's wild behavior and fast reproduction ability. Sometimes, entire families will be abandoned after being pets for a short period of time, simply because the owner can't stand them. These Yukkuris are either killed for stealing food, or have returned to the forest.

After returning to the forest, these abandoned Yukkuris caused the Yukkuris in the forest to over populate. The Yukkuri's amazingly large appetite caused the food supply in the forest to collapse. Plants, fruits, insects, or even smaller monsters because victims to them. Other animals were also in danger because of the food shortage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1453866

As the amount of Yukkuri family increase, they also became more territorial. Most of the time, they will not accept living in the same place with other animals or monster. They always ignore the kindness of other animals and attack them in groups.

top speech bubble: "Yukkuri drop dead"
right speech bubble: "Yukkuri get out:

Eventually, there was enough of them to chase away other animals. A lot of the nests of the animals were raided. There were even rumors that small animals were eaten by Yukkuris.

Once the forest can't handle the Yukkuri's, the next victims became the farmers who live far away from society. Lots of the farm houses were raided with the crops destroyed and the food supply cleaned out. A lot of the older farmers, who are too old to deal with the horde of Yukkuris, can only sit and watch as their fortune disappear.

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>>1453871

[Anonymous No.]

1) "Nee-dle"
2) "Threa-d"
3) "All finished~"
4) "Yu?"
"Reimu's ribbon is a washrag again!"
*After fitting, it returns to ribbon form

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Man, this guy really does love alices.

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>>1453916

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>>1453840
holy shit Bui

[Anonymous Jones ‮[8-FTU] ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !TapsqdZp4A No.]

>>1453865
That's really cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1453920
Sorry, forgot to mention this was the updated version.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1454158

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>>1453911
Pixely Guy draws the cutest baby Alices.

[Anonymous No.]

could someone translate:
>>1453866
first panel, leftmost bubble

>>1453871
First panel leftmost bubble and the box
second panel bottom 2 bubbles

[Anonymous No.]

>>1453866
Here's 01 edited.

[Anonymous No.]

I'll give it to the Yukkurifags, they keep it in a single thread. However permanent it might be...
Really, when are you going to tire out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1454035

Never

[Anonymous No.]

>>1454006
For that matter, could someone translate
>>1453916

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>>1454287
The right one is saying "mu-cha". I took that to be a slurred "mu-sha".

And yeah, I think "chew" works.

[Enzo !YS/vWo2Npk No.]

There once was a young Kimeemaru, who, like other Kimeemarus, enjoyed not taking it easy. For the first few weeks of its life, it lived comfortably alongside its family. Its parents would often tell it how the humans were their friends, and when the Kimeemaru learned how to fly it began to visit the village. At first it would only observe the humans at a safe distance, but eventually felt that it would be fun to play with them. One day, it decided to try to interact with these fascinating creatures and flew into the village. Most of the people walking about didn’t notice the small yukkuri, which unsettled it, until it heard a voice shout, “Look at that thing!”

Turing around, the Kimeemaru found that the voice came from a boy who was with a group of children. “Hey human, do you want to play with me?” the Kimeemaru asked. “Eww. The ugly thing talks,” another boy told his friends. This began a bombardment of insults directed at the yukkuri, including “ugly”, “disgusting”, and “terrifying”. One child picked up a stone and threw it at the Kimeemaru and his friends began to do so as well. The stones pelted the Kimeemaru, causing it to bleed some of its bean paste. The Kimeemaru started to cry and run away. How could the humans, who were supposedly its friends, turn out to be so cruel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1454309
Thanks for the heads up.

[Helpful Chinese Anon !!SKA60niDLcM No.]

>>1454006
>First panel leftmost bubble
Its the sound made by the monster. it reads "gu li". not sure what it translates to.

>and the box
monster name is japanese so i ignored it
the other two characters beside the numbers are "Attack" and "Defense"..

the rest are in japanese so i didnt translate it.

[Anonymous No.]

02, I hope the monster box said Kuriboh. And if it did, I hope I spelled Kuriboh right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1454035
When torturing them or watching them be raped ceases to be funny.
Alternative: when the japs tire out.

[Anonymous No.]

Adjusted so that some of the text would not fall out of the picture.

[Enzo !YS/vWo2Npk No.]

>>1454080
It was so damaged that the Kimeemaru was barely able to fly. It had become night, but fortunately for the yukkuri, it was almost home. When it reached the tree its nest was located in, it heard something. “U~ U~ Yummyyyy~” Looking up, it saw a Remirya sitting, happily chomping down on the remains of the Kimeemaru’s parents. Its mother, a Momizi-type, had its face torn in two; one side gulped down by the hungry Remirya and the other still lying in the nest with a horrified expression. The Kimeemaru had already been crying, but now wanted to scream in sorrow. But it didn’t. It couldn’t risk being spotted by the Remirya, so instead it crawled into nearby bushes and tried to be as quiet as possible, silently grieving its parents.

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>>1454399

[Anonymous No.]

Slam it easy

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>>1453927

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>>1454193
I just wished he drew more conclusions. Is ALL of his stuff based on a story, like the burned mouth comic? He's made other stuff so I don't think he's going to make any more pages of the fat Reimu comic, not to mention all the other stuff that doesn't have anything close to a conclusion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1454418
Obvious edit. Anyone have the original?

On another note, sometimes I think a yukkuri's stupidity keeps them from taking it easy as well. Some dude gives them some food, and they can't open it up. ARGHHHH

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>>1454465
Good question, see >>1444662

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>>1454193
4 panel, middle two alices (2nd from left and 2nd from right); they're saying slightly different things, but both ended up as "munch munch". I'm assuming that's a slurring issue.

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>>1454233
They're both saying "munch munch", but the left one is saying a sound specifically for munching with a closed mouth. I didn't know how to convey that in English, so I just left it as "munch".

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>>1454269
"Chew" perhaps? Since it's not Mu~sha they're not singing their little song. Are they supposed to be speaking this SFX like with the Munch Munch Happiness thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1454283
You cleaned an "Easy" but didn't put it back in. Last panel.
You set but didn't clean a Yu in the second panel, making it look crossed out.

And could someone get the missing speech in the first panel?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>1454336
I meant, is the one SAYING "chew"/whatever it is, the SFX used specifically for chewing with a closed mouth, or is it intended to be a SFX? Saying a SFX is strange enough, but saying one that applies to a closed mouth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1454507
As I was editing, I didn't realize the SFX was missing for that particular one. I've actually been asking for a translation for the SFX for the past few threads.

And here, I was right about the image being edited. If it's got blood, you can pretty much question if it's the real version.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1454338
Sorry, I should have elaborated more. My point was, I figured that the one on the right was saying a form of "musha" and as such, was speaking. And if she was speaking, the one on the left would have been speaking too.

And anyway, it's in a speech bubble. I've never seen Pixely Guy put sound effects in speech bubbles.

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>>1454359
>And anyway, it's in a speech bubble. I've never seen Pixely Guy put sound effects in speech bubbles.
I know, but it's just so absurd. Saying "munch" I can live with, but saying that SFX sounds as preposterous as someone shouting out "SILENCE" to point out that the room has gone quiet.

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[Dark Saber !!Q91UCZy6uN6 No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>1454374
Yes on both counts. It's from Yu-Gi-Oh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1453840
Dear op,

Please stop making these shitty threads. This yukkuri shit stopped being funny months ago. Geez, get a hobby already....

[Anonymous No.]

>>1452366
Thunder Beast Shoot Door
reference from Captain Tsubasa(originally 雷獣シュート)
Thunder Beast Shoot
or Raiju Shoot

[Anonymous No.]

Do Alice types steal food?

or are they predatory like Remirya?

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>>1453920
>>1453916
>>1453927

That is actually pretty scary

[Anonymous No.]

>>1454388
OP here

Write an essay on why I should care about your opinions and I'll stop making these threads if you can convince me in 1500-2000 words.

Until then, fuck off and take the rest of the trolls with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1454418
It's a mystery why they are not molesting Tewi instead.

[Anonymous No.]

Can't a Reimu or Marisa rape Marisa to death or are Alice's unrapeable?

[Tenpura-J No.]

CUT!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1454715

[Anonymous No.]

Japanese faeries decided to do dub some of th come strips

file is yga 223

06 is koyukkuri rape

not as funny as yukkurisa talking like a slut ( ttp://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm4047065), but still amusing

[Anonymous No.]

>>1454472
The Anon obviously did that to be cruel. If he had good intentions, he would've opened it for them, either before giving it to them or as soon as they had difficulty.

And why do you think that's an edit?

>>1454465
Alices can be raped... but the other yukkuri don't rape unless shaken or made horny by something, and they could only possibly rape a docile alice. Also, they probably wouldn't rape it to death or near death, just once.

>>1454428
Did you delete the SFX above the Reimu for any reason?

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>>1454752
Well, now you have half of it translated. lolololololol

[Anonymous No.]

>>1454772
A bit more than half. Also,

>lolololololol

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm4909782

hnnnnng

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>>1454780

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>>1454472
are those some PEEPS I see?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1454669

Maringles

[Anonymous No.]

>>1454669
CURLY MOUSTACHE

[Anonymous No.]

>>1453873
to make it less ugly, just space the picture out more vertically so you can add another line of text

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[Anonymous No.]

>>1454748
Look harder. It's an edit, not just the original.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1454780
WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T OPEN THAT SHIT!
(Without putting the boiling water first, at least)

[Anonymous No.]

On the subject of factory products;

73. The factory has announced five new products. We would like to invite you all to test them.
1) Instant Yukkuri Soup. A package with a small hole, containing rice and a live koyukkuri. All you have to do is pour boiling water into the hole. You may consider the screams as an elegant BGM, and when they stop, your soup is ready.
2) Bagged Yukkuris
A large number of koyukkuris in a bag. Saves you the trouble of carrying them seperately. Depending on your taste, you may eat the first one in front of the others, so the horror makes their bean paste sweeter, or you can eat them secretly, to keep the babylike sourness.
3) Capsule Yukkuri
Not food, but entertainment. Newborn yukkuris in a small tube with holes, through which you can pour orange juice to feed them. (Scientific research has shown that they can survive with only orange juice, but they won't grow larger.) When they grow up, they will trust you completely, so even if you tell them to eat each other they won't object.
4) Iced Yukkuri
A box with one Cirnoff in each corner. Place a yukkuri in the middle and leave it overnight. (You may want to cover it with something to stifle the screams.) The next morning, you can file it and obtain a wonderful topping for many sweets.
5) Instant Remirya
A Remirya in a special box. All you have to do is immobilize it, and eat the parts you want. If the screaming bothers you, a special soundproof mask is included.
We hope you enjoy or new line of product

Is the orange juice bit ever seen anywhere besides this brief mention?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1454816
You have to open it at least a little to get the water in, unless you're going to inject it in somehow.

Besides, watching the koyukkuri writhe in agony would be kinda fun.

[Anonymous No.]

Some of these products make little sence.

>>1454825
>1) Instant Yukkuri Soup. A package with a small hole, containing rice and a live koyukkuri. All you have to do is pour boiling water into the hole. You may consider the screams as an elegant BGM, and when they stop, your soup is ready.
Wouldn't the koyukkuri eat all the rice?

>>1454780
>"immerse in boiling water"
What a weird thing to do.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are they licking their victims now?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Wouldn't the koyukkuri eat all the rice?
1. Single koyukkuri, all the rice. It wouldn't be able to eat it all
2. Based on the other products, the yukkuri always seem to be kept on hand and then sealed up when a customer requests them. See the capsule yukkuri for an example; a ko wouldn't be able to go more than a few hours without any food, so that would only be feasible if a customer ordered it, and the employees tore some koyukkuri off a stem and packaged them.
3. The koyukkuri would also likely be too busy crying about being unable to take it easy and missing it's mother and all to eat very much

>What a weird thing to do.
You're right. I'm guessing that's just a translation mistake. It's almost certainly based on the factory product snippet, so there should be a tiny hole that wasn't drawn to inject boiling water.


And repeating my question about the orange juice to anyone that reads the stories in Japanese.

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>>1456650
Wrong image.

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>>1456653

[Tenpura-J No.]

>>1456462
Good！！！！

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ - Yukkuri

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>>1456458
Because RERORERORERORERORERORERORERORERORERORERO oops.

[Anonymous No.]

the continuation of the slut sanaekkuri story

[Anonymous No.]

yukkuri reimu and yukkuri sane are a pair

but their children looks like someone else's

[Anonymous No.]

Someone should make a Yukkuri window sitter. It'll sit there going YUKKURISHITTEITENE in that weird female Microsoft Sam voice until you go fucking nuts and bust your computer up.

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>>1457022
I think someone did. Pretty sure I saw it mentioned in a thread months ago.

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>>1457022
You mean like Yukkuri Postal, but without weapons?

[Anonymous No.]

You know the Japanese have an onomatopea for silence, right?

Shiiiiin....

[Anonymous No.]

>>1457061
No, a program you run that would cause a sprite yukkuri to be on your desktop and do stupid yukkuri stuff. I had one for Windows 3.1 ages ago that was a cat that chased your mouse pointer. It's not something that runs in the foreground like a game, it runs in the background and draws a sprite on your desktop.

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>>1457072
There was one in Linux, I think.
And yes, I'd love to have that (even if my screen wouldn't)

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>>1457190
You monster.

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>>1457095
Where did it start, why "slut" and why does that Sanaekkuri look that cute?

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>>1457117
Well, genetic fuck ups, who knows?
To the best of my knowledge, there are no Kanakkuris. The real Kanako hates them

[Anonymous No.]

there's probably a yukkuri version of everyone

but only 4 are popular (Marisa, Reimu, Alice, Remillia)

Aya and Patchouli are 2nd tier popularity

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>>1457341
Here's a new one with a Sakuya. And a remirya with bird legs.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm4449247

(pic related)

[Anonymous No.]

Yesterday I was eating M&M's and I imagined how awesome it would be if they were actually yukkuris.

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>>1457384
They would taste like beans. not that appetizing in my books.
>>1457351
anyone able to translate this please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1457135
you say popular but I think common would be more accurate.

Since i hate the remillia types :(

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>>1457397
Sour beans. Koyukkuri are sour unless put through enough despair, which is too much work for a snack.

And that image seems to be part of a series involving colorful, cute yukkuri getting along; even a kimeemaru and remirya. I'd rather see this series get finished (or up to date, rather) first. This image and 2 more prequel/introduction images need work.

>>1453916
Needs to be done as the last (first) page of the SuperAliceRape trilogy

[Anonymous No.]

Then there's this; the first two images got done but nothing after. Before this is the translated image of a remirya attacking a mther reimu and throwing away it's kids as junk food, then chasing it into the dark forest and getting lost, then getting raped by an alice (untranslated). Presumably these are it's children, although they look pretty fucking big for newborns.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/nm4909432
Take it easy.

[Anonymous No.]

First page of this got translated but still hasn't been edited. Some guy said he was working on it several threads ago.

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>>1457472
Not according to the names on pixiv it isn't
>>1457440 is れみりゃ冒険記４
This is れみりゃ冒険記２

[Anonymous No.]

>>1457049
You mean Yukkuri house?

http://alleycat.s301.xrea.com/Yukkuri/

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>>1457190

Popular and common are practically the same thing, with the exception of remiryas which are supposed to be rare but appear frequently. There's no way to say that Chen, Meiling, Youmu, Cirno, Reisen, etc types are common because they don't appear very often (in images at least).

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>>1457276
I've only seen ONE image with a Sakuya type.
>>1457233
How do I use this?

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>>1457384
so uh. How do old ladies get rid of cockroaches in Japan? It seems like she hurled the dango stick at it with enough force to send it flying into the wall

[Anonymous No.]

>>1457397
Bean paste is fucking delicious.

[Enzo !YS/vWo2Npk No.]

>>1457384
This picture makes no sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1457440
This is a completely different comic featuring Kira (Killer Queen) from Jojo's bizzare adventure
http://yukkuri.shiteitte.net/post/list/jojo/1

[Anonymous No.]

>>1457440
They're being blown up by killer queen

>>1457341
Download Adobe Air, install it, run Yukkuri house and extract the zip files.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1457478
Awesome, thanks!

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>>1457886
I remember a comic where both yukkuri Mokou/Kaguya bled some dark-colored stuff, so I assume it's still bean paste (with molecular traces of Hourai Elixir)

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>>1457102

slut jokes ahoy!

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>>1458046
I don't think that's necessarily bean paste, and there definitely shouldn't be any hourai elixar in there.

[Anonymous No.]

grammer fixes and got a friend to translate the untranslated parts.

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[Anonymous No.]

What are Kaguya and Moukou types filled with?

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>1457873

Okuu-type?
Inedible?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>1458426
“Wow. Hey, Marisa, look at that.” Reimu peered out over the horizon.
“What? What was that giant flash?” Marisa, sitting next to her with a cup of tea, jerked awake.
“Looks like there was a massive explosion… wonder what it was. Oh well…”

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>>1458061
I might as well finish my edits with what you have. Although, the last panel in the 2nd comic with the Myu doesn't seem to fit right, since the "M" would have to have an exclamation mark somewhere.

01 revised

[Anonymous No.]

02 edited over

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sage

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sage

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>>1458463
t'age it eadgy mister!

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03 redone and finished. There's actually no exclamation mark on "It's mine" or "Mine". Also, I finished it since the other editor had spelling mistakes and such in his.

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Reported and reported.
B& it easy!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Still no news about Baldie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1458518
I already lost it.
And you will have three days to lose yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1458499
>>1458500
I really wanted to, but the original didn't have the whole phrase, only ゆっくり. Should I throw it in anyways?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1458525
And nuclear crows don't throw around giant balls of plasma in the depths of the earth, either. Your point?

[Anonymous No.]

And nuclear crows don't throw around giant balls of plasma in the depths of the earth, either.

AFIAK Nuke-tan isn't actually radioactive, but eh. Funnier this way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1458522
Uh, let me fix that image up a bit for you. Some obvious things needed to be cleaned up.

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>>1458536

[Enzo !YS/vWo2Npk No.]

>>1454158
Despite its anguish, the Kimeemaru eventually fell asleep. When she awoke she noticed that the nest was empty. Making sure it was safe, the Kimeemaru weakly flew up to its home. The nest was a mess, as if there had been some large confrontation, and the traces of its parents were no where to be found. It wanted to start crying again at this sight. But it was an orphan now, and the Kimeemaru realized that it couldn’t survive by crying all the time. At that point, the Kimeemaru decided that it wouldn’t shed a single tear ever again.

[Enzo !YS/vWo2Npk No.]

>>1454158
Despite its anguish, the Kimeemaru eventually fell asleep. When it awoke it noticed that the nest was empty. Making sure it was safe, the Kimeemaru weakly flew up to its home. The nest was a mess, as if there had been some large confrontation, and the traces of its parents were no where to be found. It wanted to start crying again at this sight. But it was an orphan now, and the Kimeemaru realized that it couldn’t survive by crying all the time. At that point, the Kimeemaru decided that it would never shed a single tear ever again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1458541
Alrighty.

By the way, I might be wrong but this now leaves one thing left to translate. That would be the Yukkuri Cake Factory that I'll post in a second.

>>1458533
That's 01

This is 02

[Anonymous No.]

Always at this time. Mommy won't let you come later?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1458592
Attached is 03.

[Anonymous No.]

It was time to earn some cash, decided anonymous. He had made a killing off selling the disguised Alice yukkuris to the factory, but that had been a while ago and he needed some extra money to make up for all the extra ‘equipment’ he was buying.

It was a wintery day, the cold air making him tuck his hands into his jacket pockets as he stepped out into the snow. After an hour or so rooting around fruitlessly in his normal yukkuri hunting spots, he gave up on finding anything easily. While going off the beaten path was dangerous, he wasn’t overly worried – not that many youkai went out in the cold, and that ice fairy was still around the lake, the last he had heard.

It was in a cave he found his prize – a narrow, deep hole that was far longer than it had any right to be – but amongst a group of common Reimu and Marisas, he found a yukkuri he had never seen before. It looked like a Mystia type, with odd wings, but instead of a winged hat, it had a green ribbon on it instead.
”Hmm… perhaps a Reimu-Mystia child? No… yukkuri genetics really don’t work like that. Anyway, it’s going to be my ticket to riches! A new yukkuri type…”

The winged yukkuri hopped up and down in front of him.
”Who’re you, mister? Take it over easy!”
He picked it up, feeling it’s warmth in his hands, heating his bones.
“Don’t worry, I’m a friend. What’s your name, yukkuri?
“Yu? Un.. unyuu…” The yukkuri’s face scrunched up in thought. Must be pretty stupid, Anon thought. Well, never mind.
“Hey, how would you like to take it easy with me? I’ll be able to feed you lots of good food!”
”Yu! Take it over easy!”

[Anonymous No.]

>>1458397
You're the guy that wrote the yukkuri mansion story, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1458415
Anon brought back the strange, new yukkuri with him, as well as it’s two children. They were actually quite cute for disgusting freaks of nature, he decided. Back at his house he set up a plastic cage for them to play in, and gave them some sweets.
“Thanks mister! Unyuu..” Anon laughed with them, wondering how they’d scream if he were to rip off one of their wings. But.. no.. no point in damaging the merchandise, was there? Besides, there were plenty of common yukkuris in the basement for him to torture if he needed some fun. He coughed suddenly, a nasty hacking sound emanating from the back of his throat. Perhaps he should have worn some warmer clothing?

The next day, Anon crawled out of bed. It was high time he started investing in a better windows – he was shivering and tired by the time he managed to drag himself up. He looked at his bleary face in the mirror and started brushing his teeth.
Huh. Blood. That couldn’t be good. A crash from the living room distracted him, and he raced out to see what happened.
”Unyuu-!” One of the koyukkuris jumped out of the box, gliding down to land safely on the floor. The room was a mess, with bits of paper everywhere. Anon sighed half in anger, half in relief – he had mostly yukkuri-proofed the room, and tidying it up would be a pain, but if the new yukkuri types got free, he’d lose all that potential money… He’d have to go slowly melt a few of the yukkurisas downstairs to calm down, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1458596
Attached is 04.

01 has been translated. I won't try to edit it since I've got work to worry about, so anyone else wanna give it a go?

>>1458533
yu....
yukkuri.....
_____

[sfx: awaken]
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Yukkureimu: Mommy's awake too!
______

[Anonymous No.]

>>1458418
“Hey, hey, what are you doing?”
“We’re flying, mista!” It was more of a barely controlled glided, Anon thought. But as he managed to herd the yukkuris back into the plastic crate he managed not to crush any of them.
He put it out of his mind as someone knocked on the door. Finally, the factory workers!
”It’s a new type of yukkuri! What do you think?”
The factory worker looked at the winged yukkuris, and made a thoughtful sound.
”Yeah, this type showed up only recently. We’ve only got thirty or so, so it’s not a bad find, though.”
”What? I’ve never seen this type before! Are you sure-“
”I’ll give you 13,000 for it. They seem to be quite rare, so they’re still worth something.”
Grumbling, Anon accepted 13K. He’d hoped for more, but it was a lot better than what he’d usually get. The factory worker bowed, and took away the winged yukkuri and it’s progeny. Time to celebrate by killing some of the yukkuris downstairs…

The factory worker chuckled under his breath as he carried the box away – a totally new yukkuri type, and only for 13 thousand? Believing the quick lie of that yukkuri type ‘showing up recently’ - what an idiot! Bringing back this never seen before yukkuri for such a cheap price was sure to get him a promotion. He could feel the excitement pulsing in his veins, a heat building up in his body.
“Mistah, where are we going?”
”Oh.. you’re going to.. The Factory.”
“Unyuu.. what’s that?” The worker was surprised – didn’t all the yukkuri know what the factory was? Ah, never mind. They’d find out soon enough…

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>>1458420
Anon was in pain. He’d started coughing up blood, and his skin had started to peel off. He staggered out of his house, not even bothering to secure the remaining yukkuri he had been “playing” with. He needed a doctor… if he got as far as the village he’d be ok…

He made it about half a mile before collapsing for the last time, bleeding out of his eyes, his nose and fingers starting to rot off in the cold.

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>>1458423
In the factory, the managers were very pleased at the new find. They started grow the new yukkuris rapidly, sending in Alices to rape and force-breed the winged yukkuri types, force-feeding them sugar and honey to keep them alive. It’d be interesting to test out how they react to pain, thought the factory worker. He’d been promoted, and was in charge of the new discovery. It was a very good day.

Elsewhere in the factory, alarms were going off.
”Track it down! Look, there weren’t any radiation tests scheduled today! Where’s the source?”
The assistant shrugged, holding up an antique Geiger counter, the best the factory could get from Kourindo.

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>>1458425
Over half a day had passed, and the newly-promoted manager was feeling slightly nauseous. He amused himself by slowly spiking one of the new yukkuris through the eye, not killing it, but letting it hang above the others.
“Uuu… unyuu…” It wriggled weakly. He laughed, then coughed – a thickly wet sound that was accompanied by blood. That man who sold these things – did he have some sort of disease? His thoughts were interrupted by the men in rubber suits walking through the door.
“Yeah, it’s coming from over here. Hey you, what are you- Ah, no.”
”What’s wrong?” Bewilderment turned to confusion and fear as the men waved at him plastic wands, the machines in their hands clicking like mad.
“Yeah, he’s a goner. Looks like those yukkuris are radioactive. Blimey, it’s off the charts – we need to evacuate the whole place and relocate.”
“What’s going on? What do you mean, ‘goner’?”
The man nearest him shrugged. “You’ve been irradiated with something over 3,000 rem. Sorry, but you’re probably going to die in about a couple of days. Nothing we can do.”
”..How? That can’t be right? I mean, what’s radioactive?”
The man pointed at the winged yukkuri. “It’s them, I’m afraid. No idea how they survive it, but they’re the ones that killed you.

The worker’s rage built up. He was going to die? Those… monstrous things killed him? He slowly walked over to the cage, feeling the heat the yukkuris gave off. And with a scream, he brought his foot crashing through the plastic, crushing one

[Enzo !YS/vWo2Npk No.]

The first order of business was to find food. The Kimeemaru hadn’t eaten since it left for the village the day before, so by now it was starving. It was all alone so it couldn’t depend on its speedy parents to find food for it. Even though it was heavily injured, the Kimeemaru came across a bush of berries that it had never seen before. The red berries that were growing were sour, too sour for consumption, but the Kimeemaru had no choice but to continue. After it was adequately filled, it began to search for a new home. It didn’t know how to build a nest, but it had heard of other yukkuris living in caves or underground chambers. It decided to scavenge the surrounding area for something that would serve as suitable shelter. However, its search was interrupted when it heard something yell, “Hey! I found one!” A human quickly snatched the Kimeemaru in a net and placed it in a small cage. The yukkuri was too weak to react.
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>>1458416
Yup. Don't worry, the Justakkuri doesn't exist in this story.

I should also probably finish this story and put the entire thing in the next yukkrui thread or so instead of writing a paragraph and then posting it.

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>>1458434
Goes hand in hand with a YukkuMedicine plauge

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>>1458463
GO SUCK A BIG BLACK COCK KEYFAG

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Didn't the mods ban you the last time you sage bombed the yukkuri thread?

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>>1458486
Shouldn't you change 'I can't yukkuri' to 'I can't take it easy'?

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>>1458486
I dunno, but "I can't Yukkuri" doesn't sit well with me

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>>1458434
Lol at them being nukes. Gensokyo just became a nuclear-armed power.

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>>1458511
Well, at the end of the day I'm going to be the winner. If you continue this uber weeaboo lifestyle you'll never lose your virginity.

I can't wait to see you 10 years from now.

"Virgin it easy XD!"

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>1458508
oh lawd, i completely forgot about this guy

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>>1458518
Why is an internet tough guy like you on /jp/?

>>1458515
Too bad nukes don't work that way.
I can't even get close to Utsuho in SA, and I'm not reading the script for a game until I beat it. Is she actively radioactive? I thought she just had control over nuclear processes; that's not the same thing

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>>1458525
>Oh no, I'm being bullied on the Internet

Oh god if I ever saw you in real life I'd rape you. I bet you're a chicken boned nerd who wears glasses.

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>>1458533
yes, because "I can't yukkuri" doesn't make sense, nor does "I can't easy", but "I can't take it easy" does make sense and likely is what was intended

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>>1458536
Not very skinny and I have fine eyesight, thank you very much.

You aren't bullying us. Stop thinking you are.
What you're doing is crying because you see something you don't like and can't stand that. You can't stand the idea that people might enjoy something you don't, or maybe you're just a fascist who thinks your way is just superior and everyone should follow it.

If you weren't an obvious internet tough guy (bonus points for threatening to rape me), I'd assume you thought yukkuri threads were shitting up the board, but your very presence here is a total mystery. Or are you one of the retards making threads about traveling to Japan or 'hay guize how do i lrn this language?'

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>>1458525
She throws suns at you, and the last one has a gravitational pull. No mention of radiation.

Also MODS = GODS

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The following is a video of the faggot who keeps making these threads:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3a56LO3heac

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>>1458566
>MODS = GODS
Not quite. The retard, when he was doing the traditional SAGE GOES IN ALL FIELDS, actually put it in all fields, and left it in the password field for a few anonymous posts. It seems he realized later on. I can't get the rest of them.

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Nobody on 4chan knows how to ignore threads they don't like

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>>1458573
My god, sage is supposed to be even in the password field?!

I'VE BEEN DOING IT WRONG ALL THIS TIME

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>>1458566

1. One cannot sustain nuclear fusion without emitting fucktons of radiation. The sun emits more radiation in a minute than all the atomic bombs we've detonated combined.
2. Her leg represents the Elephant's Foot of Chernobyl, which gave off upwards of 25000 roentgens per hour. That's enough to kill you in 5 minutes. I think it may be the teensy bit radioactive.

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>>1458983
>But how much of this is your own speculation, and how much is actually said in game?

Her foot being radioactive is just speculation. I mean, the Elephant's Foot was probably the most radioactive artifact on Earth.

>If she is capable of fusion at any temperature, why isn't she also capable of inhibiting radiation?

And these are linked HOW?
Her power is that of atomic fusion and fission. That doesn't mean she can inhibit the results. Her power is NOT radiation or radioactivity; it's making shit fucking blow up.
Also, I don't think she ever does COLD fusion. She probably does a localized fission explosion and then using that energy to jumpstart her "stars".

>Is it actually ever said in game that she is radioactive or that her nuclear powers are?

She herself, no. Her powers are nuclear bombs. That's automatically radioactive, isn't it? Atomic fission and fusion just give off gamma radiation. There's no stopping it.

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>>1458912
So where is it said that her leg is actually giving off radiation?

For the fusion giving off radiation, it wouldn't be a huge stretch to believe that any radiation could be prevented using her control. Fusion should only give off gamma rays, and magically preventing that from happening would result in more efficient fusion. Unless I'm missing something, she's already magically subverting the insane temperature requirements for nuclear fusion.

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>>1459092

>How does she create a nuclear reaction? magic lol
>How could she inhibit the radiation that results from said reaction? magic lol

Just 'cause she has magic doesn't mean all the magic does the same stuff.
Patchouli is an elementalist. Can she do Necromancy?

>It just seems that if she's capable of controling the start of a reaction, she should have at least some control over the effects. I don't see why she would be immune to her own radiation, and from the few screenshots I've seen she can direct the blast as suns or something; definitely not something you could do with a raw nuclear explosion

It's a sustained nuclear reaction, actually.
It's a continuous bomb going off. That's what stars are. Endlessly looping bombs. They look round because they're in space and have no air to displace as a mushroom cloud and THEY DON'T STOP IN A FLASH LIKE NUKES.
Well, some do, but Supernovae are big fucking flashes.

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>>1459226

Actually you know what fuck it I have no idea what I'm going on about for all we know radiation doesn't even exist in Gensokyo.

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>>1458945

She can do fusion at any temperature, but that's manipulating the Atomic Forces.
That doesn't inhibit Gamma radiation at all, no sir.

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>>1458969
But how much of this is your own speculation, and how much is actually said in game? I'm >>1458525 so I haven't read the story dialogue or seen her attacks, but I did just read the character profile. If she is capable of fusion at any temperature, why isn't she also capable of inhibiting radiation? Is it actually ever said in game that she is radioactive or that her nuclear powers are? I'm assuming neither Reimu nor Marisa get any kind of a case of radiation sickness from the whole ordeal; is there an explanation for that?

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>>1458601

does the story continues after that pic or is that the end?

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>>1459012
It doesn't look like the end, but no more has been posted.

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Spiral-eyed yukkuri guy is funny.

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God I hate my internet. OK, autosage, making a new thread.

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>And these are linked HOW?
How does she create a nuclear reaction? magic lol
How could she inhibit the radiation that results from said reaction? magic lol
It just seems that if she's capable of controling the start of a reaction, she should have at least some control over the effects. I don't see why she would be immune to her own radiation, and from the few screenshots I've seen she can direct the blast as suns or something; definitely not something you could do with a raw nuclear explosion

> Her powers are nuclear bombs. That's automatically radioactive, isn't it?
Not if she inhibits radiation

> I mean, the Elephant's Foot was probably the most radioactive artifact on Earth.
So is this elephant's foot some real artifact from Chernobyl? I can't say I've ever heard of it.

>And stars should be blazing hot. Makes you wonder why Reimu and Marisa's skin doesn't just fucking melt off.
>None of this shit makes sense.
But we should be used to that by now, given how no physical force actually does anything in a danmaku battle.

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>>1459410

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this yukkuri is pretty smart to figure it out so quickly

<<1458592
1)
yu?
sucks
stuck
2)
can't move!
easy
how uncomfortable!
can't take it easy
3)
slam
4)

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this yukkuri is pretty smart to figure it out so quickly

>>1458592
1)
yu?
sucks
stuck
2)
can't move!
easy
how uncomfortable!
can't take it easy
3)
slam
4)

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i can't make out some characters

>>1458596
1)
bubble: this is its internal.
sfx outer: rumble x 3
sfx inner: spin x 3
2)
yukkuri don't want to see this!
hurry up and stop it ~ yu yu!
sfx: rumble x 2
3)
That is why...to stop, it needs...
to get stuck by a yukkuri inside.
4)

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>>1458601
1)
oo aaah
sfx: [brushes against]
2)
oh...failed
sfx: pu-tong [drops]
sfx: bounces back
3)
let's try again. Go [cheering]! easy!
sfx: sharp pain x 2
4)
anon: oh?
yukkuri: yukkuri don't want...yukkuri don't want to die...no...no...
sfx: jumps x 2

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>>1459056
Her power is nuclear fusion only, dumbass. It's says that humans can only control fission, while fusion energy, the power of stars, is the power of the gods.

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>>1458533
>>1458683
bottom middle panel bottom left bubble:
should be
children eat easy

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>>1459226
>Just 'cause she has magic doesn't mean all the magic does the same stuff.
Consider how incredibly vague everyone else's power is. They're not completely unrelated like your suggestions. The first is starting a nuclear reaction using magic, the second is controlling a nuclear reaction using magic.

>They look round because they're in space
I thought SA takes place in hell.
My point was that she isn't just creating a nuclear reaction and letting it run it's course, which should be to expand in all directions like any extreme heat source should. IIRC, she shoots HUGE bullets at the player, right? non-expanding bullets that follow a line?

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>>1459251 radiation doesn't even exist in Gensokyo
light is a form of radiation...

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>>1459286
You know damn well what he meant

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>>1459259

>I thought SA takes place in hell.

Hell can be whatever the hell it wants.

>My point was that she isn't just creating a nuclear reaction and letting it run it's course, which should be to expand in all directions like any extreme heat source should. IIRC, she shoots HUGE bullets at the player, right? non-expanding bullets that follow a line?

Well, consider the name [Atomic Fire "Uncontainable Nuclear Reaction"]...
And in most of her attacks, yeah.
But in her iconic attack, ["Hell and Heaven Meltdown"], she creates two massive stationary stars at the top and bottom of the screen. They weave their own danmaku.
["Hell's Artificial Sun"] is also stationary, I believe.

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>>1459303

Hell's Artificial Sun is stationary, but it grows slowly.

YOU, however, are not.
IT FUCKING HAS A GRAVITIC FIELD THIS IS AWESOME

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>>1459393
He's got some witty jokes.