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1452925 No.1452925 [Reply] [Original]

One day you wake up and find yourself an eccentric billionaire named "Nijiura" and you have a veritable legion of quirky maids at your service who are completely devoted to you.

Which one do you sex up first?

>> No.1452943
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Come on, there's a lot of maids here.
Some of them aren't even alive, if you're into that.

>> No.1452948
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This dead one never complains!

>> No.1452960
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This dead one does!
But not much!

>> No.1452967
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>>1452958

There's a fuckton of 'em that fall into the background haze.
Calm downs.

>> No.1452980
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Yakui is Mai Waifu.

>> No.1452983
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"First"?
I'll tell you what's "first", captain.
What's "first" is a veritable legion of quirky maid ORGY.

I suppose I have to pick one to stick it in first, though...
Yakui, for simplicity.

>> No.1453033
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Yowai.
I just wanna hold her frail little body and protect her from all the bad things and oh god so ronery.

>> No.1453056
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what

>> No.1453097
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>>1453090

Only when she wants you to.

>> No.1453099
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>>1453098

You're a strange person.
http://shii.org/maids/index.html
Feel free to proof it yourself.

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>>1453104

Eye downt noooo.

Fine, here's this.
http://kazumi386.org/~maid/
Enjoy the moon. It's in easy hiragana and everything.

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>>1453113

Admittedly, there is one downfall to this site.
Honestly, giving Inai face and form?
And making her some kinda camo-stealth-suit wearing jackoff?

The entire point is that she's not even theeeerrrrre.

>> No.1453128
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>>1453120

I just put name "kazumi" and password "kazumi". It works.

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>>1453033

YOU HAVE FAILED

>> No.1453145
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>http://kazumi386.org/~maid/fumei/
I saw him in an eroge.

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>>1453145

>Fumei

You mean Hidoi without ponytails.

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>>1453151

I guess they just wanted to enjoy the "joke" maid as much as the others.

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>>1453169

And lack of fatal accidents.

>> No.1453184
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1453184

Living Shitai!?

>> No.1453208
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THE SHEER LACK OF YAKUI UP IN HERE MAKES ME WANT TO VOMIT
OR MAYBE THE DRUGS
I DUNNO

>> No.1452936

yakui of course

>> No.1452935

Why would I want to do that.

I'll love each and every on of them, but I'll never have sex with them.

Also, Inai would be my most loved one.

>> No.1452942

The one with the flattest chest and tightest vagina.

>> No.1453219
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>>1453208

Yakui doesn't really exist.
You're just hallucinating.
You need to wake up, John.
Please wake up.

>> No.1452945

>>1452925
I'm already having sex with Inai every day.

life-like absence ;_;

>> No.1452951

Whichever one happens to fall into my field of vision first.

Then Shitai.

>> No.1452958

>>1452943
We know who the maids are.

Go back to /a/.

>> No.1452963

Sex? Don't be so disgusting.

I might have one hold a fleshlight for me though.

>> No.1453238
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1453238

Is this incest?

>> No.1452992

The dead ones. Then the comatose ones. Then the ill ones. Then the frail ones. Then the meek ones. Then the normal ones. Then the strong ones. Loop.

>> No.1452998

>>1452983
>>1452992
Go back to /r9k/ with your teenage sexdrive.

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>>1453238

Nah.

>> No.1453054

/r/ their names in >>1452943

>> No.1453058

>>1453054
No.

Find out your damn self.

>> No.1453284
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1453284

Madoi's cute how she gets confused.

Aww, she even forgot her birthday.

>> No.1453068

>>1453054

To piss off >>1453058...
Modoi, Medoi, Hidoi, Kudoi, Madoi, Yakui, Kurai, Nemui, Yowai, Dorei, Shibai, Shitai, I dunno lol, and Inai.

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>> No.1453072

>>1452943
I'll take the mouse one.

>> No.1453073

>>1453068
I like how you got all their names wrong.

>> No.1453078

>>1453073

lol, what.
Left to right, cho. The only one I'm not certain on is Dorei. And obviously the mouse.

>> No.1453090

>>1453056
>>1452960
Can you have sex with the incorporeal?

>> No.1453310
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I sex the GELATIN first!

>> No.1453098

>>1453078
Go continue to troll the young ones with your lies.

>> No.1453100

Yakui

>> No.1453104

>>1453099
Why you post that?

Also, Shii is an arrogant jerk-off.

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>>1452936

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http://www.pixiv.net/tags.php?tag=%E3%83%A4%E3%82%AF%E3%81%84%E3%81%95%E3%82%93

>> No.1453120

>>1453113
>A username and password are being requested by http://kazumi386.org.. The site says: "INPUT PASSWORD"

lol wut?

>> No.1453151

>>1453124
I'm divided on this matter.....
On one hand, it kind of works, but on the other, why bother? It's like explaining a joke; it just ruins it.

>> No.1453169

>>1453158
Plus some extra....hardware.

>> No.1453424
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Do dead people have birthdays?
Deathdays maybe?

>> No.1453182

>>1453173
Wow. Wow, man. Just wow.

>> No.1453185

>>1453173
YOU'RE terrible, Mr I'm a ZUN cock sucking fanboy.

>> No.1453445
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>>1453428

Shitai's not undead.
She's just dead.

>>1453432

She put it off for her birth and/or death day.

>> No.1453197

>>1453184
Nah, just a superior pupprtmaster at the helm.

>> No.1453460
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Yowai, because I have a fetish for drinking blood.

>> No.1453474
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The ghost.

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...such a bother.

>> No.1453241

>>1453219
>doesn't really exist
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
;_;

>> No.1453301

The maids.

>> No.1453320

>>1453301
What about them?

>> No.1453428

>>1453424
They have like 2 birthdays one is when they where born alive and the other undead!

>> No.1453432

>>1453424
Where's her nymphomania?

>> No.1453462

I'd hit the corpse just to see what it's like. Maybe in front of the other maids to let them know who they're dealing with.

>> No.1453538

>>1453350
what no porn?

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