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How will you be celebrating your Japanese Christmas, /jp/?

>> No.14523428

>>14523406

I'll go out to a fancy restaurant (KFC probably, since it's Christmas and I loves me dat chicken) with my cute Japanese girlfriend Yoshikio and then we gonna have sex all night.

>> No.14523448

I don't consider KFC to be a fancy restaurant and I don't have a girlfriend called Yoshikio so, I guess I won't be doing anything, OP.

>> No.14523459 [DELETED] 

I'm going to get drunk enough to masturbate to cartoons then shout down the halls of my empty apartment building.

>> No.14523460

>>14523448
>don't consider KFC to be a fancy restaurant
whitey leave

>> No.14523508

>>14523428
how cute is she? where can i find a sexy neet gf to cuddle?

>> No.14523517

>>14523508
On the jay

>> No.14523592
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14523592

>On the jay
skinny whity LF cute girl to do ecchi things with in my NEET palace in tokyo.
must like 2hu and vidya. no casuals pls.

>> No.14523614

>>14523592
sorry, but I think I speak for all the cute girls when I say that we stop reading at "whity"

white race must die out, we only date gooks and nigs

>> No.14523787

>>14523614
Other girl here, can confirm. My pussy is for bulls only.

>> No.14523792 [DELETED] 

guys im already drunk where did homeless anon go i want to help him

>> No.14523799
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>>14523406

>> No.14524014 [DELETED] 

we have to save homeless anon

>> No.14524080

>>14523792
>>14524014
I am waiting for him too

>> No.14524111

lead into head etc

bye bye cruel world

>> No.14524122

>>14524111
Please stay

>> No.14524124
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14524124

>>14524111
>>14524122

>> No.14524128

>>14524124
You are needed. Don't go

>> No.14524133

>>14524111
>>14524124
Please don't listen to >>14524122 & >>14524128. Just think about what you're doing - one less cis white scum on this world - you're doing the right thing!

>> No.14524155 [DELETED] 

I want to cuddle homeless anon

>> No.14524158

>>14524128
obviously my university didn't need me

>> No.14524159

>>14523799
Japanese are so considerate.

>> No.14524172

>>14524158
Just get a job

>> No.14524180

>>14524133
Seconding this.

>> No.14524182

>>14523406

Iam going to celebrate
with my cute
gay lover

>> No.14524183
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14524183

I'm going to try to speak to my dad again.
I've been trying to reconnect with my own father for the past 5 years but he still hates my guts.

>> No.14524186

>>14524183
I'd hate my son too if he was a white boy. I'd hate him even more if he's a weeb.

>> No.14524189

>>14524183
Good luck !

>> No.14524190

>>14524183
Don't bother. I have regular contact with my father and all he wants to do is boss me around. Shit sucks.

>> No.14524198

>>14523428
Don't forget to make soup with the leftovers.

>> No.14524199
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>>14524183
Last time I saw my father was almost 10 years ago. Although in my case it's irrelevant since he doesn't acknowledge me as his son.

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I shit on my father every time i See him. Fuck that Guy.

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>>14524172
okay. i'll be a self employed hangman

bye, merri christmas

>> No.14524209

>>14524204
Can you just fuck off and die already mate? It sounds to me like you's getting second thoughts here ya cunt. Say one more thing and I'll hang ya myself ya prick.

>> No.14524210

>>14524183
>>14524199
What did you even do for them to hate you.

>> No.14524223
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>>14524210
I had sex with his Japanese girlfriend.

>> No.14524226

>>14524209
Woah who said you could waltz in here and bully poor depressed jaypees?

>> No.14524232

>>14524204
Merry Christmas to you too. I'll see you around.

>> No.14524253

>>14524223
Tell us more

>> No.14524269

>>14524210
I'm not proud of it, but I claimed a $250,000 lottery ticket he bought and scratched. But the day he wanted to go and cash it in he was too sick and frail and it there was bad weather so I went for him instead.

Then I never went back home and left with his money.

Why did I take it? He wanted to open a restaurant despite his health, and I wanted him to get proper medical help but seeing as our healthcare system fucking blows not even $250,000 would get you far in terms of medical care.

I left with the money to go invest it and since then I've quadrupled it. I've been trying to reconnect with him for forgiveness and trying to give him the needed money for both his restaurant and treatment... he still refuses.

I honestly don't know if I'm a bad son.

>> No.14524279

>>14524269
Hey, fuck him.
How about I be your new dad?
Howzaboutit, son?

>> No.14524290 [DELETED] 

>>14524279
you can be my daddy ;)

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>>14524279
So you can spend it all on fleshlights, dakis and dolls? No.

>> No.14524298

>>14524269
>our healthcare system fucking blows
Which country are you from?

>> No.14524303

>>14524298
U.S.
Of course I don't mean our country's technological abilities of the hospitals. We (or I) were poor so he didn't have insurance, and a good insurance wouldn't cover his pre-existing conditions anyway. So we were up a creek.

>> No.14524311

>>14524269
>I left with the money to go invest it and since then I've quadrupled it.
I was believing you until this.

Nobody believes you after reading this.

There's no Jews on /jp/.

>> No.14524316

>>14524311
What if I'm Jewish but poor?

>> No.14524322 [DELETED] 

>>14524316
I'll tell you if you payme enough ;)

>> No.14524328

>>14524172
Getting a job is difficult.

>> No.14524329

>>14524311
what's a jew?

>> No.14524334

>>14524328
Keep trying.

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>>14524329
http://www.fallen.io/ww2/

>> No.14524361

>>14524295
I'll share! You get 50 % of all weeb-goods.

>> No.14524413

>>14524334
I've been trying for almost a year now.

>> No.14524417

>>14524413
Try suicide instead.

>> No.14524425
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>>14523406
I was about to reflect on why I'm still dealing with the same shit every single year, but this thread already made a positive difference.

>> No.14524702

>>14523428
>kio

>> No.14524704

>>14523406
Takoyaki is overrated af

>> No.14524762
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>>14523406
Go to the movies and eat chinese food of course!
These days I eat Japanese food instead though, it's more upscale.

>> No.14524932

I'm going over to my girlfriends apartment to bang her/spend the night and we're going to open presents when we wake up. Afterwards were getting cake. Since that's a thing here. trying to convince her to go to kfc but she doesn't really want to

>> No.14525029

>>14524932
>>14523428
Saddest posts in this thread because we all know that they're just sad losers making this shit up to impress other sad losers.

>> No.14525035

>>14525029
What a nerd

>> No.14525061

>>14525029
Lies, hopes, and dreams aren't going to peddle themselves

>> No.14525066

>ctrl f "dinner with my family"
>0
neo neo /jp/

>> No.14525074

>>14524269
>honestly don't know if I'm a bad son
I would have called the police on your ass. You don't just walk out with a $250k lottery ticket and never return. It's no wonder he refuses you.

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>>14524311
Hey

>> No.14525331
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14525331

What does Christmas KFC taste like?

>> No.14525335

Stop talking about fried chicken!

>> No.14525363

>>14525331
Like crispy dreams

>> No.14525375

I came across a torrent for Sakura Santa so I'll just be reading that and drinking.

>> No.14525586

Haven't been able to sleep a fucking second today and my tummy hurts. Really shitty Christmas.

>> No.14525593 [DELETED] 

>>14525586
post picks of your tummy :3 neckbeard fatso

>> No.14525598

>>14525593
I'm a skeleton though.

>> No.14525603

>>14525074
Unless the dad has a proof of purchase he basically owns all that cash he's accumulated.

>> No.14525604 [DELETED] 

>>14525598
*casts turn undead*

nothing personnel...kidd

>> No.14525620

I just want to fucking masturbate to some anime girls and I can't even fucking do that because it's so overcrowded and "lively" here.

Fuck Christmas.

>> No.14525646

Watching Toradora and eating sushi.

>> No.14525700

Going to be alone like everyone else here.

Plan to go out and walk around Fisherman's warf tonight and look at the christmas lights. Gonna eat out somewhere and enjoy some hot chocolate at ghiradelli square.

I'll probably head down to Union Square walking through Chinatown to look at the Christmas tree there.

I'll go home when I'm done and drink while I watch either Christmas Mitsudomoe episodes or Nichijou.

Only three bottles tops since I have to work tomorrow.

Somewhere in this to do list is a fap session or two.

>> No.14525718

>>14525646
Jacky?

>> No.14525723

>>14525700
>work tomorrow

Begone.

>alone like everyone else here

And don't associate yourself with us, normie.

>> No.14525725

>>14525718
Who?

>> No.14525731

>>14525723
Please, anon. I have to work for sustenance. I do not have a strong support network where I can live or enjoy myself off of doing nothing

>> No.14525765

I'll get up in the morning, think about putting up a stream of nostalgic and/or Christmas-themed crap off Nicovideo for /jp/sies who have nothing better to do on Christmas than F5 /jp/, and then shit around on the internet all day while having forgotten this plan.

>> No.14525828

>>14523799
I needto learn moon, no idea what thats saying.
Christmas makes me depressed and I do fuck all.

>> No.14525835

At home with family.

Merry Christmas, /jp/. Surely, even a board such as you can be nice at this momentous time.

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14525841

>>14523406

>> No.14525949

>>14525096
Hatate-chan is going to have a hard time fitting into Israeli society after she performs aliyah!

>> No.14525954

No joke, I actually did buy fried chicken for the occasion. Gonna eat it while marathoning anime, movies, and anime movies. Also beer. Can't have holidays alone without getting drunk as fuck.

>> No.14525971

>>14525731
Grad school is basically quasi-NEETdom, since you rarely learn anything and your only job is to shit out useless papers three hours a day. In many states and other first world countries the government will happily subsidize you for doing so.

Unless you're some filthy STEM goblin, in which case haha go work for a living fugging normie scum.

>> No.14525999

>>14523406
With my Japanese wife who is 5800 miles away ;_;
I must wait until January to see her. Hold me /jp/

>> No.14526064

>>14525999
Atleast you got trips.
I'm sure that will help you out when she divorces you and steals half your stuff.

I dont get why guys marry anymore. Have you not seen enough horror stories abut how badly divorce fucks you up?

>> No.14526069

>>14525841
You're going to beat the shit out of and hospitalize someone nowhere near as talented as you but 100 times sexier out of jealousy and get blackballed from your business?

>> No.14526138

>>14526064
I'm a grill
And we've been in love for many years. Like 5.
And she's richer than I am so I'd be more likely to get half of her stuff.

>> No.14526154

>>14526064
>I dont get why guys marry anymore
I don't get why anyone even wants to be in a relationship.

>> No.14526156

>>14525999
>>14526138
This has to be a troll.

>> No.14526158
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14526158

Alone, Blazeing it and fapping to loli doujinshi

>> No.14526160

>>14526138
Oh. In that case. Gay "marriage".

>> No.14526171

Drinking while lifting. As long as I dont get drunk, this is the best way to do things. If I do get drunk, it will go horribley wrong.
/fit/ was foolish to ignore alcohol, alcohol makes everything more fun.

>> No.14526205

>>14526156
Nope, not a troll man.
I'll never understand why jp hates pure love.

>> No.14526230

>>14526205
Love between "transgender" males (aka ugly men who pretend to be women because the Jews force us to accept this or be ostracised) is the un-purest love there is. It's utterly disgusting.

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>>14526230
I once met to totlly unpassable mtf trannies, who claimed to be lesbians.
It's impossible to keep a straight face around those types.

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If you're looking for ideas, I suggest the following video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6_xk5pncro

>> No.14526295

I made fridey night extra special for you tonight, /jp/.

http://shiranai.moe/

>> No.14526329

>>14523406
Hanging with my jp ppl and my family at home. Streaming Japanese YouTube vids. Happy holidays Jay!

>> No.14526389

>>14526295
thx anon

>> No.14526465

>>14526295
gayest shit i've ever seen

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I'm going to eat seafood and watch Tokyo Godfathers with my daki, and tomorrow i'll just open my presents and go to sleep early. I should feel proud of myself for going another 365 days without killing myself!

>> No.14527026

>>14526295
otsukaresama desu

>> No.14528412

How is the suicide rate during Christmas?

>> No.14528460

>>14528412
It's actually a myth that "suicide rate skyrockets" during Christmas. It's perpetuated by the Jew / the Televitz, in order to destroy the white's image of Christmas and perhaps Christianity itself.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epidemiology_of_suicide#Demographic_factors
>Seasonal suicide
>The idea that suicide is more common during the winter holidays (including Christmas in the northern hemisphere) is actually a myth, generally reinforced by media coverage associating suicide with the holiday season. The National Center for Health Statistics found that suicides drop during the winter months, and peak during spring and early summer.

https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/hide-and-seek/201212/is-suicide-more-common-christmas-time
>People are most likely to commit suicide around Christmas time.
>False. Contrary to popular belief, the suicide rate peaks in the springtime, not the wintertime. This is probably because the rebirth that marks springtime accentuates feelings of hopelessness in those already suffering with it. In contrast, around Christmas time most people with suicidal thoughts are offered some degree of protection by the proximity of their relatives and, at least in the Northern Hemisphere, the prospect of 'things getting better from here'.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3kPH2MJzlg

>> No.14528485

>>14528467
The only depressive thing about this picture is that the food she's eating looks a lot more delicious than the disgusting stuff we eat on Christmas Eve.

>> No.14528703

What happened here, Jay Pee??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SRuZ_WiOvc

>> No.14528725

>>14523592
I'm a cute girl looking to do ecchi things with you in your NEET palace in tokyo. I like 2hu and vidya and I'm not a casual, but I do have a p0n0s. Is that okay?

>> No.14528740
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14528740

We ate a KFC pair pack, drank highballs and watched The Santa Clause. Then we had sex and slept.

Pretty solid Christmas. I got her an apron she wanted. She can wear it while she cooks for me.

>> No.14528744

>>14528740
>We
Meaning you and your left hand.

>> No.14528748

>>14528744

You got me. I crossed my left hand over my right arm at a high angle and photographed my girlish left hand to trick people on /jp/ into thinking I have a GF.

Great work, detective.

>> No.14528768

>>14528748
What does the photo have to do with anything? We've already established long ago that you're the same fucking guy since September who's been stalking random Elliot Rodger making couples and posting pics of them, pretending that's he and his chink.

>> No.14528773

>>14524295
so what is it are you gonna spend it on if not the things mentioned anon? surely your waifu shrine can use some improvements right?

>> No.14528778

>>14528460
Spring is the obvious answer for every country but in Japan the specific date is the first day of the 2nd semester for school or some shit like that, no idea why.

>> No.14528922

H-happy Chanukah, /jp/! I already got all my presents and met my extended family a while ago.

>> No.14528961

merry christmas, jayp

I didn't go to gensoukyou this year yet so let's enjoy today and have happy chickens (^^

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>>14528922

>> No.14529639

>>14524425
Taiji is dead
DEAD

>> No.14529800

>>14528968
:^)

>> No.14530187

>>14528768

You've mistaken me for someone else. Why do I even go in this board about jerking off into anime pillows?

>> No.14530419

The lord of /jp9k/ himself on Christmas Day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr9WZhW6Vng

eating fucking Domino's pizza.

At least you're not this pathetic, jaypees!

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Merry Christmas /jp/.

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>>14530521
Merry Christmas

>> No.14531091

Guys I saw the new Star Wars movie today
I think it was rehashed

>> No.14531250

>>14531091
It was total garbage. They took the plot of New Hope and "spiced it up" with Social Justice brainwashing - kill whitey, womyn are superior (that cunt in the main role is literally the worst Mary Sue in history of cinema but anyone who points it out is instantly a misogynistic cis white pig), the new Darth Vader looks like a 19 year old 4channer from /r9k/, talks like that too, and gets blown the fuck out by feminism.

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