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It's cold out, so remember to keep your waifu warm.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.14508433

It was so dark anons, I was scared.

>> No.14508438

Maids are olev

>> No.14508442

Wanna ____ that maus.
Gonna ____ that maus.

>> No.14508447

What a perfect post to end the last thread with.

>> No.14508448

[X] Tie up and spank
[X] Tie up and spank

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>> No.14508456

I want to mouth-feed her cheese and make her wear a latex catsuit!

>> No.14508464
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She's a monster, not your waifu!

>> No.14508470
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Bundle up your daughterus to play in the snow and give them hot cocoa when they come in

>> No.14508471

That's awfully rude of you.

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>> No.14508478


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>> No.14508486

Make daughterus with.

>> No.14508487

Man, Wendigo's look so comfy. It's kind of like they're a living body pillow, except even warmer, cuter and fluffier.

>> No.14508490
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Wendigos are cuuute little ravenous carnivores.

>> No.14508496

Yeah, you're probably right.

>> No.14508497

Like this, but with NBC gear.

>> No.14508501

>that face is his best one

>> No.14508508

>that belly.

>> No.14508513

>not the birthing hips and thick thighs

>> No.14508515

Tig ol' lich bitties.

>> No.14508517

I want her to berate me for trying to pull out and then passionately leg lock me with those fuzzy inner thighs.

>> No.14508519

I wanna violate that awawawa

>> No.14508520

I often wonder how they attain their coats though.

>> No.14508524

It's such a shame that monstergirls are not well received in western media, or even well known at all for that matter, outside of things like Tolkien-esque hard fantasy settings.

I tried pitching a cartoon pilot to a few studios this past year for a series that would have featured a number of monstergirls as regular characters, but no one was interested. If it isn't the next MLP or SU, studios couldn't give less of a shit right now.

>> No.14508530

Built from animal furs and enchanted to become more warmer, comfier, and space-time bending.

>> No.14508531

This bait has qualities similar to a pasta.

>> No.14508534

This is hardly a bad thing, anon.

>> No.14508535

Makes sense.

>> No.14508536

>It's such a shame that monstergirls are not well received in western media
Yeah, so sad.


>> No.14508537

You're not being serious are you?

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>> No.14508541

>Little Wendigo daughteru gnawing on the dog's leg
>The dog looks bored
>"Sweetie, don't chew on the dog."
>She asks why
>"Because the dog's your friend, and you don't eat your friends. Besides, would you like it if the dog chewed on you?"
>She says no
>"That's what I thought. Now be a good girl and go wash up for dinner, mommy made deer tonight."
>She zooms off

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>> No.14508544

Meant for
Because anon fucked up.

>> No.14508546

Holy fuck, those thighs.

>> No.14508547
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I want to marry a harpy!

>> No.14508548

I'd love to try some deer stew.

>> No.14508550

I want to FUCK a harpy!

>> No.14508551
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I want to marry a tit harpy.

>> No.14508553
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>Wendigo waifu always makes meat for dinner
>The kids love it

>> No.14508554

There is literally nothing wrong with mushrooms.

>> No.14508557

Wights are shit.

>> No.14508560

Not as shit as your taste.

>> No.14508561
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A regular deer right?


>> No.14508563

Nice try, but you're not convincing anyone.

>> No.14508564

ayy yo bay b sho me that sopping wet doe cunt

>> No.14508567

You wanna fight?

>> No.14508568

Wights are not worth suffering with a Zombie for.

>> No.14508569

That looks awful in all honesty.

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>> No.14508576

Huh, that face is surprisingly good compared to his other faces

>> No.14508580
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There are mgs in western media
They are just not good

>> No.14508581

What makes you say that? I think they're lovely.

>> No.14508582

You're mom is okay. You on the other hand, are ugly as fuck. And you'll probably die alone, like the salty piece of shit you are.

>> No.14508586
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I'm generally fine with Barbs faces, so I dan't have any issue either way.

>> No.14508593

I keep disappointing my waifu. She's trying to help me become a better and more responsible person but it's difficult to change decades of bad habits.

Sorry for the blog post. I just want to make my waifu happy since she is always there for me whenever I need her

>> No.14508596

>I tried pitching a cartoon pilot to a few studios this past year for a series that would have featured a number of monstergirls as regular characters, but no one was interested. If it isn't the next MLP or SU, studios couldn't give less of a shit right now.
Tell us more, I'm interested.

>> No.14508597

Not all Wight's are start off as zombies though, and some zombies aren't even that bad.

>> No.14508600

Ditto. She is going to have to wear the full bridal lingerie outfit when she rides down the aisle on my dick.

>> No.14508601

>That Zombutt
You know, I'm starting to get used to the faces

>> No.14508607

>You will never teach a Mantis to smile using your dick

>> No.14508609

How's that supposed to work?

>> No.14508619


obfuscate this more for me, please

>> No.14508620

I want to be a Paladin who tries to destroy my fallen now-Succubus Teacher, and fail because she has the high ground and become wounded and crippled!

>> No.14508623

It's literally bratz but with Universal studio monsters.

>> No.14508624

Hmm, i guess it'd just end up being white lacy crotchless panties and a bra then. She's covered in fluffy stuff every where else.

>> No.14508632

name a reason why slit pupils aren't best pupils

>> No.14508634

Because heart pupils exist

>> No.14508635

They're best when there's a girl with black sclera.

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>> No.14508644

Thanks alot you faggots. Thanks to your positivity, I managed to improve my knitting skills enough to make a quality scarf in the colors that my Chochin Obake grandmother likes.

Maybe it'll help her stop asking me why I haven't gotten a girlfriend when I'm in college.

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>in college
>graduate college
>graduate master's degree

i dun fucked up i think

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>> No.14508651

I'm proud of you, anon.

>> No.14508654

I want to be a teacher and teach a class of Monster Girl Highschoolers that abstinence is the way!

>> No.14508655

I want to make a monstergirl a single mother. Which one is best for that?

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>> No.14508658


I remember a doujin that was the opposite: girlfriend wanted to make her stone-faced boyfriend show expression through sex, but it turns out his expressive face was incredibly ugly, and she regretted it.

>> No.14508660

How so?

>> No.14508661

Kanji, we talked about that already
Knitting is helluva gay
I bet you like dudes

>> No.14508662

Has this been updated yet?


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>> No.14508668

As long as you try, your waifu will feel happy that you. Plus you still feel guilt, that's good, that means you still want to try instead of feeling apathy.

>> No.14508672

Waifufags census.

Just pick something damn it


>> No.14508674

Shit poll.

>> No.14508677

Hey, some people have big hearts!

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>> No.14508684

That was some nice shit.

>> No.14508687

I don't pay for art, but all the art made for my favorite species done here is because of me in some way.

>> No.14508693

That one looks a little low res.

>> No.14508695

If this poll was to figure out how many serious waifufags were here, you fucked up by treating waifu in the meme sense.

What girl is she?

>> No.14508696

>4 (four) alps
We have a problem of overpopulation here.
I think you are a poorfag. Don't worry, we know you love her.

>> No.14508701

x is best girl

>> No.14508702

That's a secret.

>> No.14508704

>We have a problem of overpopulation here.

That's barely enough alps to fill a harem.

>> No.14508705

Butterface up the ass man.

>> No.14508706


>> No.14508708

What, did you wanted me to explain what a waifu is? Yes, there are people with more than one waifu, who cares.

>> No.14508709

>5 Alps

That's enough to make an Alp Megazord.

>> No.14508711

What color Alp would form the head?

>> No.14508712

I want to see that dockingu scene.

>> No.14508714

Your comment made me think of two alps docking and trying not to look at each other as their petite chests are pressed against each other.

>> No.14508715

Hopefully a red-haired brown one.

>> No.14508717

>Yes, there are people with more than one waifu, who cares
People with waifus who take it seriously. You go anywhere where they congregate and say you have more than one waifu, and you'd be kicked out faster than you came for adultery. Similar responses would occur if you expressed interest in a 3d (real) woman, or viewing your waifu as anything less than your real wife.

>But that's autistic
Yes, and your point?

>> No.14508718

If only the audio of that 'Waifuism and You' video wasn't so shit...

>> No.14508720

I want a centaur to laugh at my tiny penis!
I want this to be completely unfair because human dicks are all tiny compared to horse dicks!

>> No.14508722

Isn't that the one guy who says in the video it's wrong to not want a slutty girl, and that you should want one because she's more experienced?

>> No.14508732

The thing is, some people think they can have more than one waifu, and is well received in KC's setting. Besides, just check the results, what do they tell us?

>> No.14508735

>check the results, what do they tell us?
That we have a lot of people here who want to be alps?

>> No.14508740

I think we already knew that anyway.

>> No.14508741

Alp Pride Worldwide

>> No.14508742

Just more proof that a /jp/ meetup would end horribly.

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Where is "I hate every single one of you and come here just to shitpost" option?

>> No.14508748

Let's look at this from an objective standpoint. If you become an Alp, you get magic powers, wings, benefits from being a monster girl in a monster girl dominated society, get to wear cute dresses and be cute, and have a man wrapped around your finger. Also sex is apparently better as a girl.

Really, who wouldn't want to be an Alp?

>> No.14508752
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Don't be a bitchnigga.

>> No.14508754

But I want to fuck my waifu with my dick without being a /d/eviant.

>> No.14508757

>Just more proof that a /jp/ meetup would end sexily.
Fixed for you. All these guys want to be Alps. Alps in the setting are guys who think they're women. They're the one monstergirl who can exist in real life and we potentially have a room of them here.

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Add a "I want to alp and commission/troll drawthreads for pictures of alps" option.

>> No.14508765

>/jp/ gets wizarded off to KC land
>it becomes a deathrace over who can get claimed by a real MG before the alp brigade scoops them up
The horror...
The horror...

>> No.14508769

Honestly, if I ended up in a monstergirl world I'd only focus on getting back here.
Monstergirls are fun as a fantasy thing, but the more I think about it the worse a world with them seems.

>> No.14508772

>Albino Kikimora
Great or greatest?

>> No.14508774

Look on the bright side, there's only 6 alps, that's enough for one sentai team and a sixth ranger, which is probably something rare like an Alp Alraune or an Alp Lich.

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Sounds neato.

>> No.14508778

Would you go and learn magic so you can dig deeper and deeper into the arcane arts and find a way to open a portal to our dimension?
We need a cabal of wizards to do that.

>> No.14508780

>suffering with a Zombie for.
Zombies are cute as fuck, fuck you. Zombies are better than Wights because you get to experience looking after her and being witness firsthand to her zombie mischief, and can remind her centuries down the track how she used to spend hours shaping a figure of you out of clothes that smelled like you, then hug attacking it, before the real you walked back in and she latched onto you.

>> No.14508783

Why am I filled with a wave of fear?

>> No.14508785

i dated a girl with albinism. It's not a 'oh, she's really pale' condition, there's a lot of more serious facets to it.

>> No.14508786

Looks creepy, what is that supposed to be?

>> No.14508787

I'd rather an albino Yeti

>> No.14508789

>get monstergrill waifu
>bring her back to our world
>show her the joys of modern technology
I don't feel like shitting in chamberpots, even if they are magic.

>> No.14508790

Which horrifice am I supposed to stick my wedding tackle in?

>> No.14508791

>tfw like zombies better than wights
>wouldn't know what to do if a zombie waifu wight'd out

>> No.14508792

Maybe, but generally I'd track down the Lilim or Lich responsible for bringing us there, and try to bargain my way home. That or just beg and plead with them.

>> No.14508793

Rotting that can't do anything are bad, they're not worth dealing with.

>> No.14508794
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>> No.14508799

Luckily MGE Zombies don't have that issue.

>> No.14508800

Rotting girls*

>> No.14508801

I wouldn't even do that, Monstergirls would suck in real life, but for different reasons than human women. The world might be interesting to explore though.

>> No.14508802
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Wurms, now in candy flavor

>> No.14508804

So you're ignorant. Makes more sense now atleast

>> No.14508805

They still can't do anything aside from walk around and hug you.

>> No.14508806

>knee under groin kabe-don
This expands dong alright.

>> No.14508807

What if the being who brought us to that world was a Lilim who peered through dimensions and saw a world with people who actually love monstergirls?
How would you deal with her crying and saying she just wanted someone to love?
Would you marry her to convince her to open the portal?

I really don't like being that guy, but my boner is demanding a source.

>> No.14508808

I think that would mostly depends on the monstergirl in question.

>> No.14508809
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Also available in Grape Tootsie Roll Pop flavor

>> No.14508812

blue board brohan

>> No.14508813

So is this what happens when a tunneling Wurm accidentally ingests jewels? Because I can totally see Wurms seeing this as a major status symbol.
Also, what are you doing you fool? That's uncensored nipple!

>> No.14508816

Looks almost like the "Thanks Doc" flavor to me.

>> No.14508818

>Thinking this world would love monstergirls
Your forgetting the bible butt bandits and the snackbars and the greedy corporations. My advice to her would be to send in like, five dark matter into the most densely populated cities in the world,shut the portals and check back in a few centuries to see what's happened since.

>> No.14508823

Hey, I wouldn't force everyone back here, I'd only be doing this to get back myself and maybe bring any others who wanted to do the same. I think you'd be surprised at just how many of us would want to get back to our world if this occurred.
If only a few of us go back it wouldn't affect her plan
fuck no, marrying her would be the most counter productive thing ever for the plan to get home. Also, I'm an autistic socially awkward nobody. Lilims marry great heroes, so I KNOW something is up if she proposes that.

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>> No.14508827

A shit

>> No.14508828

I want a fat bottomed damphir and her oppai loli, vampire little sister to vie for my affection before I just take them both to bed and impregnate them.

>> No.14508831
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So, how 'bout them lolis huh?

>> No.14508835

Green eyes and brown skin is the most perfect combination of things to have ever existed.

>> No.14508836

Under rated fish.

>> No.14508837
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There's just something about blood-suckers, man.

School swimsuits are cute

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>> No.14508843

>wanting to fuck the world up even more
Come on, man. In this scenario you get to have your monstergirls and everyone else gets to live their lives as they want instead of our fetish being forced into everyone.

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>> No.14508846

That doesn't even look that loli. Seems more pettanko.
>Lilim wanting to marry me
Am I being rused?

>> No.14508847

I wanna help Remi get big!

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>> No.14508849

Yuck, what sickly-looking feet...

>> No.14508850

Monster girls are filthy sluts and you should absolutely cheat on them at all times.

>> No.14508851

Never know, something good might happen.

>> No.14508854

Needs blue flavor

>> No.14508855

I think she's just petite. She doesn't look loli.

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>> No.14508857

Only >>14508844 meets that criteria.

>> No.14508858
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Sahuagins are cute and need more love

>> No.14508862

At this point, it would actually improve the world.

>> No.14508863

I want Remi to help me get big!
if you know what I mean

>> No.14508866


I want to sneak up on that centaur while she's busy laughing at you and falcon punch her right in the cunt so she stumbles face-first onto your normal human dick.
I want to savage her insides with my FURIOUS FIST, causing her to thrash and spasm wildly while her mouth is stuck wrapped around your dick by the unrelenting force of my constant womb-punching.
I want to leave her a broken, ahegaoing wreck, her front filled with your cum and her back filled with the ANGRY HAND OF VENGEANCE, before I wrench my arm from her horse-cunny and put on my jet-pack.
I want to give you a wordless, MANLY thumbs up as distant valkyries shred triumphantly on their guitars, letting you know it's all up to you now, before I rocket off into the sky for I am needed elsewhere.

>> No.14508867

You want her to help you become buff?

>> No.14508872

That's beautiful, man.

>> No.14508877

Never stop

>> No.14508880

To be fair, you did make it to her castle if you're even having that conversation with her.
You probably got good.

>> No.14508883


>why does my house always smell like tuna?

>> No.14508885

I was on the fence until the last line.
Yes, this is good.

Yes, I want her to help me train my love muscle.

>> No.14508887

What monster girl's ass would you kick into the Milky Way?

>> No.14508888

>got gud
I'm megamanning her servant's powers. If I was gud I'd be doing buster-only.

>> No.14508893

Assuming I was Gene, any that got in my way

>> No.14508896

Amazoness. Fully-charged Fox upsmash.

>> No.14508897

I don't think kicking people into chocolate bars is nice, Anon

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>> No.14508901

But if we're on earth they're already in the milky way

>> No.14508904

mamono mana. The thing is about as influential as gravity when it comes to laws of the universe. It's like sex gravity. Who knows what havoc could be wrought when five crazy high concentrations of it hit humanity in their epicenters. Imagine it. One Dark Matter. Delhi. Gandharva, Houri, Lamia, Girtablilu, Ignis, everywhere. Another to Shanghai, Istanbul, Sao Paulo, New York.

I'd pay to see a world even a hundred years after. I wonder what the Sabbath would to do australia.

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I'd paint a monstergirls insides so white, the Milky Way will gain sentience and cry jealous bitch tears as a result of my accomplishment.

>> No.14508907

A smug Cheshire Cat.
With my penis.

Anon. I'm not sure if you've realized this, but the ability to copy the abilities of monsters you defeat is a pretty legendary thing.
You'd pretty much be the first Blue Mage in that world and that's grounds for a Lilim to want you.
As well as powerful spellcasting monstergirls for that matter.

>> No.14508908

You kick them deeper into the Milky Way.

>> No.14508910

I want to be a Blue Mage in MG world. Sounds like a lot of fun.

>> No.14508911
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I'm gonna marry a memecat!

>> No.14508913

The memes, Cat
The memes

>> No.14508917

I'm not a poorfag but I don't comission art either. I should change that.

>> No.14508918

I'm going to go back in time to tell KC to never make her profile.

>> No.14508919

Last MG I recall in Western Media was Medusa portrayed by a hot model in the half-assed Clash of the Titans remake.

Who got her head-chopped off because "lol monster go get her head to kill another monster." So yeah. West doesn't much care for MGs. And yet there are enough of us MG fans to propel EMG to one of the best-selling manga out here. Weird dichotomy.

>> No.14508920

Hypothetical question anons.
If a Houri appeared in your room and told you that you were the chosen of Eros and had to form a harem of 5 monstergirls minimum and impregnate all of them to save the world, what would you choose?
You get to choose their body types, their personalities, and their species and the Houri will transport them all to your room.
You'll also be given the blessing of Eros, which boils down to "Infinite Semen and no refractory period."

If you can't choose, use this.

>> No.14508925

>tfw learned of something MG-related that would probably piss of he thread.
Hrm...do I talk about it? Or no?

>> No.14508926

Imagine going up to some powerful monstergirl after besting a Sphinx and asking her a riddle she couldn't possibly solve.
It'd be fun to watch her twitch with arousal.

>> No.14508927

Sure, if they were 5 wurms that didn't mind polygamy

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>> No.14508929

I'll help you build the time machine.

>> No.14508930

I sense turmoil and destruction lies ahead

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>> No.14508932

Zippity doo, here's your (You)

Anon, you're the chosen of Eros. They're down with polygamy.

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>> No.14508936

Sorry for the slow response, logged off for a while.

Right now, networks want cartoons that are guaranteed to put money in their banks by the truck load or they won't take the gamble. That usually boils down to one of three categories.
•Cheap and easy to produce shows that are forgettable but easy to accept and push down kids throats.
•Infinitely toyetic shows that they can turn into giant toy lines that will sell regardless of the actual quality of the show.
•The Not-really-for-kids kids show, the kind that are popular with 20 somethings and the social media crowd

Though I am paraphrasing a bit, if your idea doesn't fit neatly into one or more of these three categories, you have a snowballs chance in hell of getting anyone to hear your pitch, let alone take a chance on you, unless you happen to be animation royalty, and even then you are afforded no promises. It's a tough game to break into the traditional way.

>> No.14508939

Well, it would probably take all my stamina and end with a shattered pelvis, but I'd do it. I love wurms.

>> No.14508940

Two Yeti's, two Wurms, and a Salamander
And since I am the chosen one, I'd like to discuss further privileges since I hold the balance of the future

>> No.14508941

Dorky crow tengu. Himedere vampire. Ara-ara apophis. Wicked rape train oomukade. A holstaur, just because.

>> No.14508944

I would chose Eros, the Fallen Goddess, the Chaotic one Buried beneath the waves, Poseidon and the Chief God. I'm a monogamous man, so if I'm forced into having a harem, I'd rather not have my sanity as I do the deed.

>> No.14508947

Trust me anon, being the Chosen of Eros means you've turned into an iron fuck machine that will never break. You could probably fuck a Lilim until she's a panting ahegaoing wreck begging you to let her rest.
And you can go for more than five if you want to. I said "At least".

>> No.14508948

Please, do it.

>> No.14508951

>implying you'd even have the talent, motivation, and leadership skills to pull it off in the first place

>> No.14508953
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I don't know about you all, but I'd go for art of this between a Wurm and her catch.

>> No.14508957

What privileges? Because if you're talking about more girls, you're allowed to add as many to your harem as you want so long as they aren't married.

>> No.14508958

Dormouse, Hinezumi, Were-cat, Jinko, Hellhound, Wendigo.

>> No.14508959

Well shit. I mean, I'm never opposed to more wurms, but I don't really see the point to having more than 1. I mean, I'm only taking 5 because Eros wills it.

>> No.14508961
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When I was a kid I loved Monster Rancher, but I never touched the Pixies because I thought they were "girly"

Now that I've grown up I can appreciate the fact that both all the Pixies came over uncensored, and how wonderful they are.

Thank you /mgt/

>> No.14508963

Genki brown bobcut Lamia a best.

>> No.14508965


If the fight lasts long enough, it's probably the only way to genuinely win her heart.

>> No.14508968

I don't want a harem to begin with and frankly find this "deal" suspicious as fuck.

>> No.14508970

Kikimora, Cyclops, Jorogumo, Holtaur, and the Houri (just so she doesn't feel left out).

>> No.14508974

Demands. As the chosen one , one must have priorities
I demand the comfiest bed, for all of my harem to sleep on in comfort. Or at least give everyone comfy beds. And I demand a larger home, for everyone to live in
Also, since you bring up that I can add more, I demand two Weresheep and a Holstaur. and two Kiki's. And a Werecat to raise
I have other demands but those are secondary

>> No.14508976

Well, since anon asked nicely, okay!

Found out about this Dragon Girl Dating Sim that a group is making. Looked kinda neat. Just a few knocks against it, such as...
>School Setting
>Designs are kinda leaning towards the furry side
>And also it's all-girls; ie. Yuri
Not so bad, right?

>> No.14508978

>No dwarven lich to push the boundaries of science with

>> No.14508981

Still interested.

>> No.14508982

Who cares?

>> No.14508983


>> No.14508984

But if you want a werecat to raise just add a werecat to your harem because remember, you're impregnating them all.

>> No.14508986 [DELETED] 

This is clearly a load of bullshit.

>> No.14508990

I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.

>> No.14508991
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Sounds a bit like you may be trying to shill it.

>> No.14508992

>3k words into new story
>just finished character introductions
I fucking hate writing beginnings.

>> No.14508993

very nice

>> No.14508994

>Chesire Cat
>Dark Valkyrie
>Dark Angel
I rolled Fallen God right before the angel and valkyrie so I don't know if it counts or not.

>> No.14508995

Yes yes but she is not for impregnation. She is just for raising
Though, you do bring a good point. Yes yes, add her to the harem. Yes
That is it, since I'm not the exploiting type and I'm suddenly feeling bad for doing it

>> No.14508996


Try not to feel too bad.

I doubt my stories even get that many words.

>> No.14508997

I find this very hard to believe.

>> No.14508999

so don't do introductions

>> No.14509000

Hah, you think that's bad? Wait until you hit 7-10k

>> No.14509001

Well, the title's "Wingin' it" if you wanna look into it more yourelf. That pun is not the worst of it.

That's all I ever seem to accomplish. Oh well.

Here? Nah. I just thought it might be...provocative. But then, as has been clearly shown, I'm bad at that.

>> No.14509003

I can't even finish writing stories, so as long as you get this done you're still good.

>> No.14509004

Eh, at least I think I can finally move on now.

I'd rather people know what the hell I'm trying to talk about.

>> No.14509008

There's a ton of different things called "Wingin' It" according to google, just link it.

>> No.14509009

Frankly, it sounds like a massive waste of potential right from the start.

>> No.14509011

if you're writing what I think you're writing, it's going to be dry and boring

>> No.14509012

Yes, because Wingin' It isn't a name used by multiple things

>> No.14509014

Nigga that shit's full-on furry, why the hell did you think it was relevant here?

>> No.14509016

Try adding "Dragon" in there somewhere? Geez anon, you could stand to put in a little effort.

See? He seems to have found it alright.

>> No.14509018

What do you think he's writing?

>> No.14509020

It's really only 2 main ones and 2 secondary ones, so it may not be as bad as some. All i've really done is physical appearances and stuff now, I'll be going deeper later.

I highly doubt I'm writing what you think I'm writing then. I mean, it could definitely be dull and boring, but I don't think that'll be the focus.

>> No.14509022

>Five years of work
>Could have been faster if you actually cared for the subject, but she was adamant and you had nothing better to research for the time being
>"Now, it is complete. Finally, I shall eradicate the curse of my bloodline."
>You roll your eyes, "This won't make you any taller. You're a dwarf."
>"S-shut up!" She stomps her foot with slamming force, a testament to her powerful and broad hips, her busty dwarven tit-flesh jiggling, "I am a Lich before I am a Dwarf, and I say our science can fix Anything!"
>You rest a hand on the irate shortstack, her classic dwarven fury persisting long into her cold lich-hood, partly why you think any attempts to change her equally iconic stature is bound to be just as futile
>"That's okay, darling. I already have the mead warmed, and the fire stoked. We can rest on the furs and I can console you after your experiment fails, all night, if you like."
>She pouts and 'hmph's chosing to ignore you and tip back the flask containing the distilled liquids that took years to manufacture
>You lean down and scoop her up, heading towards the fire, "There there."

>> No.14509024

Well then colour me interested. How deep do you mean?

>> No.14509025

Lots of ways I guess. character development and babies and lewd.

>> No.14509026
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>She pouts and 'hmph's chosing to ignore you and tip back the flask containing the distilled liquids that took years to manufacture

>> No.14509027

I see
Give me a short form of the plot without spoiling anything. Nothing, Anon. This is a tgest

>> No.14509028

"Introductions" shouldn't go beyond half a paragraph's worth of description. Everything else should come through dialogue and action, with maybe a flash-back thrown in if it's REALLY necessary. Part of reading a story is finding out the story of the characters themselves along the way.

>> No.14509029

I was saying impregnate a Werecat and raise your daughteru with her.

>> No.14509030

You are Anon. You are a butler in training. You have been caught in between the massive feud of the 2 royal bloods of the maid world. A Kikimora with the blood of a Pharaoh and a Shoggoth with the blood of an Apophis. You must choose a side to save your butler education.

What do?

>> No.14509031

Yes yes I know. That is the plan. I was agreeing with you. Damn it Eros

>> No.14509032 [DELETED] 

>poor anon signs up for homestay program
>gets a weird Jubjub
>they make fuck to each other
>daughteru happens
>cute stuff with baby daughteru
>the end?

I realize this, but the stuff I've written is very important and can't just be left out till later.

>> No.14509033

I side with roomba-chan.

>> No.14509034

Go all Friar Laurence on that shit and get the families to end their feud. With less teen suicide, hopefully.

>> No.14509036

That Medusa was hot, gets me rock hard every time I see her

>> No.14509037

Christ Anon, I didn't mean the entire plot. You just spoiled your story
You have failed this test. You weren't supposed to answer for a short form of the plot means spoiling the story since you're telling the plot
You have failed me for the last time, Anonymous

>> No.14509040

Roomba-chan is considered a common enemy by 2 clans. Congratulations. You just painted yourself a larger target.

>> No.14509041

Shoggoth, easy.

>> No.14509042

What the fuck did you want then?

>> No.14509045

Insert Rimshot Here.

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>> No.14509048

Nothing. I wanted nothing

>> No.14509049

>What the fuck did you want then?

>> No.14509053

Then why did you ask for something?

>> No.14509054

Was getting spoiled part of your plan!?

>> No.14509055

To throw you off guard

>> No.14509058

I choose Rapture.

>> No.14509059

Why does anyone ask anything?

>> No.14509061

That's dumb. I'm a simple man anon, I can't see into your thoughts. All I see is your post.

>> No.14509062

To fucking get something? Definitely not if they want nothing.

>> No.14509064

of course!

>> No.14509065 [SPOILER] 
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I want cookies
I'm not that guy but can I have cookies anyways?

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>> No.14509067

Will you want milk after I give you the cookie because you can't have a cookie without milk?

>> No.14509068

Exacty. One who wants nothing does not ask
So why did I ask?

>> No.14509069

I have no idea anon. I have no idea.

>> No.14509071

One who wants nothing has everything
One who has everything needs nothing
Do you now understand?

>> No.14509072

So you have everything? Good for you then/

>> No.14509073

I'm not a prophet, Anon. I don't know the future. All I can tell you is that right now, at this moment, I just want a cookie.

captcha is fucking cookies, not making this up.

>> No.14509088
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Will this cookie suffice?

>> No.14509089

Sure. Thanks, Anon.

Can I have some milk?

>> No.14509090

That looks disgusting.
I'll take 20

>> No.14509092

Why does that look like it's part of some demonic ritual?

>> No.14509093


Maybe we can use a bunch of them to summon a Lilim so we bring MGs into our world?

>> No.14509095

>Shoggoth with the blood of an Apophis
She sounds perfect.

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I got impatient and ate it. Sorry, kinda.

Probably because of the hardwood floor, now that you say it.

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You're an evil man

>> No.14509109

>tossed into the khepri pit
about damn time someone did this
you're a good man, charlie brown.

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What's the mofu in the slammer for?

>> No.14509115

Decent exposure

>> No.14509116

Having a penis.

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Mojyo monstergirls trying some voodoo ritual on her crush using gingerbread men when?

>> No.14509123

I turned her in and betrayed her when she tried to find refuge in my city with her rebel friends.

>> No.14509128

Selling LCD, extortion, and money laundering.

>> No.14509150

I want to do a 69 triangle with my Kobold daughteru and waifu!

>> No.14509169

Good night Anons.
Take care and remember to not burn down the thread.
Instead, help you lich waifu get fit.
Strength of mind needs strength of body to go with it.

>> No.14509176

How do you explain Wurm-chans then?

>> No.14509179

They did the opposite where they trained their bodies but not their brains.
Gotta get them some schooling so they can be productive girls who can look forward to more than a career digging up gems or precious metals.

>> No.14509180

Loli Kejourous.

>> No.14509184

Silly Wurm-chans skipped head day. Silly Wurm-chans.

>> No.14509186

Perfect for hair ruffling. Beware of trapped limbs.

>> No.14509189


Kejourou daughterus using their hair to climb up their daddy.


>> No.14509190

Adorable, but hard to visualize.

>> No.14509194

Make sure that your wurmchan goes to head day so she can get strong in her brain.

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If you stop too soon you'll find yourself having a bit of a hard time prying your hands away from her. Staring at you expectantly all the while.

>> No.14509207

I want to tease a Werecat or a Cheshire Cat by using a laser pointer.

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Can thighs ever be TOO thick?

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>> No.14509256

>Home for Winter Break
>It rains when you fly
>It rains when you're gome
>But you don't mind
>Your mom is there to pick you up
>All 5 ft 4 of her
>You give her a gift, a filet knife you forged yourself
>Seeing as she spends for than a fair share of her time fishing, she loved it
>She was impressed you could do something womenly, all she knew was your household duties
>Naturally you try to play it cool, and not blush
>The days of your stay was spent in two places, hers and your grandmothers
>Your grandmother was an elder Cyclops, though she can't speak a lick of english, you didn't need that to talk to her
>No all you needed, was an open flame and some metal
>Your grandmother of course needed help, even as a mamano time is not generous to her
>Nothing much, just some snacks, and keep her steady when she walks
>Not that she really needs it, considering that she can break your face if you act like a fool
>And back at your mother's, it's a but more casual
>She fishes with you, well more like she dives for food and keeps a deathgrip with her scaly, webbed hands
>If not fishing it's gossip, how are you doing, made any friends, what movies to watch
>To most other people it sounds like a one sided conversation
>If living with her taught you anything, it's body language
>It's the little things, an excited whisper, urges to convert to Poseidonism, and the slight change in her eyes
>Like the one where she wants to spend movie nights with you
>Specifically she wants you to give oiled shoulder rubs while watching movies
>First it's arguing about what to watch
>Never movies with seas, as a Sahuagin she nitpicks anything water life related
>Then it's over which scented oils for her back
>Then it's talking to her about movie plot that she didn't pay attention to
>You find it all in good fun, she doesn't let out lecherous sighs when you press your knuckles down her spine and rub her neck
>And you don't get mad when she forgets what she just saw
>Before you know it, she's out cold with a blanket wrapped around her
>And you smelling like fish and lavenders
>Before you head to bed, you don't forget to swtich the lights off and say
>"Night mom, love you"

>> No.14509257

I dunno man this one looks really off. Like all of her health is in the thighs and her legs are about the size of the rest of her body.

>> No.14509276

Yeah I got to say, it looks like a 14 year old stapled onto a 27 year old's legs.

>> No.14509280

I am immediately suspicious of this deal, so I will pick my girls with an eye for their utility in a crisis or disaster situation.

>Dragon: Enforcer/Bodyguard
>Doppelganger: Infiltration/Espionage/Misdirection
>Lava Golem: Fortifications Technician/Exfiltration Specialist (good luck finding me, I'm behind seven miles of the planet's mantle)
>Mindflayer: Psy-Ops/Intelligence/Interrogation
>Shoggoth: Tools and Supplies

Personalities: Anything that produces an effective and professional dynamic between the six of us. One way or another we're going to wind up fighting to save the world, so let's be serious about it. If my worst suspicions are unfounded we can relax and debauch ourselves after we've averted the crisis for Eros. If I'm right, we're going to be taking on a god and need to have our heads in the game (and not in our pants).

>> No.14509289

Jinko - calm, reserved personality
Ryu - motherly/nurturing personality
Minotaur - jock, plays hard to get, but a total slut once she gets a dick on her
Centaur - ?
Echidna - genki, dorky, not ready to be a mother, but happy to be chosen

If I can I'll add a mermaid as well for some variety

>> No.14509291

It's because they're wider than the hips. It just doesn't look right. Thighs should be nice and meaty but they shouldn't bow out wider than the hips like that. The hips have to be equally meaty.

>> No.14509296

>hey shouldn't bow out wider than the hips like that.
I disagree entirely and that is my favorite type of thigh. Perhaps you just have poor taste?

>> No.14509372

Remember to give your sons proper protection against monster girls when they go to school.

Or at least advise them on the dos and don'ts.

>> No.14509374

I don't want a son, I want a cute daughteru

>> No.14509375

Children's pocket sand is a blessing from God.

>> No.14509378

We'll have your waifu advise her on the best way to get a boy.
Never leave home without it.

>> No.14509396

Do not make eye contact
Do not flirt
Do not use innuendo
Do not pop a boner
Do NOT pop a boner
For the love of god, DO NOT POP A BONER
In the event of a boner, excuse yourself immediately and rub one out in the male's restroom
Do not eat or drink any food offered
Do not eat or drink any bodily fluids offered

>> No.14509408

>Do not use innuendo

Pretty useless against a March Hare though.

>In the event of a boner, excuse yourself immediately and rub one out in the male's restroom

Wouldn't the smell just attract them?

>> No.14509414

Don't lick the flagpole in winter, it's probably a Shog in disguise.

She's seen the movie and knows children are stupid and will try it anyways.

>> No.14509424

If anyone says you look hungry/tired/dirty/like you need a hug get out of there.

Also, there is no such thing as penis inspection day.

>> No.14509426

Lick the flagpole in winter, it's probably a Shog in disguise.

>> No.14509475

>do not eat or drink any bodily fluids offered
If your child is stupid enough to consume someone else's bodily fluids then they deserve what happens to them

>> No.14509478

For the love of God and all that is holy, do not masturbate in school. They will smell it on you.

Make friends with a human girl, or a monster girl who already has a boyfriend. Use her as a shield to keep the others away and an informant on their nefarious feminine plots.

Be on good terms with all your teachers, especially the monster girls. Monster girls in teaching positions are pretty much the only ones who are reliably prosecuted for sexual misconduct, so the ones that aren't already married will at least be on their best behavior.

>> No.14509483

Someone finally did it, Good job Silent.

>> No.14509525

I want to abuse a wall glitch to beat and waifu a lilim at level 1, then bluff my way through from there

>> No.14509578
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Loli is angry. How fix?

>> No.14509589
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By walking away and finding best girl. Nekone a shit.

>> No.14509625
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How many people frequent these threads? I got like 200 views on a paste I only put up here and I had it set unlisted so it wouldn't be inflated by bots. We don't have that many people, do we?

>> No.14509628

70 IPs and an untold number of lurkers. Who even knows, man.

>> No.14509630

>2/3 of us don't post
They're watching. Always watching.

>> No.14509635

It's also possible someone from these threads shared the link to your paste elsewhere.

>> No.14509637

That's scary. Complete strangers out there, judging my amateurish shit?

>> No.14509642

I'll make Maus warm for Winter by fattening her!

>> No.14509644

This is sensible, she needs that fat to hibernate.

>> No.14509654

And while she sleeps I'm gunna change her clothes and clear her so she doesn't become stinky and smelly like a gazer

>> No.14509656

Gazers stink? I thought that was Stinkypedes, on account of the name and all.

>> No.14509667

Always. We are watching you. And you're pretty good to be honest.

>> No.14509668
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>Make it so!
Uh-oh! You zoned out and weren't listening and now you don't know what the Big Chief wants! What do?

>> No.14509671

You don't even know who I am, you spooky person.
Chapter 2 before Christmas, Chapter 3 before 2016

>> No.14509672

>you don't know what the Big Chief wants!
of course I do she want's me to become the father of her daughters

>> No.14509675

Rub my face against her abs.

Why is Cecil such a slut?

>> No.14509676

Read carefully. He was raised by Elves.

>> No.14509696
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Uh-oh! You accidentally stumbled across a lost tribe of Onis that haven't seen a man in 19 years! What do?

>> No.14509701

Tell them I'm sorry it took me so long but they were out of Twinkies and I had to get some.

>> No.14509736

More like jackpot. Weep for my pelvis, for it is naught but dust now.

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>raised by Elves
More like raped by Elves, am I right?

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>You can't run away forever, Anon.
Ohshit! You're being chased by your Cupid stalker. What do?

>> No.14509765

Ask her if she has enough swords. That ought to confuse her and let me hide in the nearest cardboard box.

>> No.14509766
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Beware the demons anon

>> No.14509771

Why would I be running from a brown beauty? I want to stick it in a crazy cupid.

Remembering the shitstorm when the profile was released still makes me laugh.

>> No.14509773

play tag with her

>> No.14509781

I'm sure those nice ladies are just going to show him how to get out of the forest.

>> No.14509785

And when he comes out, he'll somehow end up in bed with every Monster he comes across.

>> No.14509787

What did they do?

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>> No.14509798

Do they...usually give that to young boys lost in the forest?

>> No.14509813

One can only assume so. You know how Elves are.

>> No.14509821

I must admit I am unfamiliar with that particular aspect of elven culture.

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>> No.14509827

Well they're lewd and quick to recognize lewdness.
Is a strumpet and a harlot, yes.

>> No.14509831

I know that but I didn't realize they were also teachers of lewdness.

>> No.14509834
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You're wrong anon!
No matter how many times you say it, you will not stop me from loving my pure housewife!

>> No.14509835
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Humans sometimes need lessons in lewdness from girls who have been at it for centuries!

>> No.14509839

There is a reason it's not rape if its an elf.

>> No.14509843

So there are teachers that travel from village to village giving sexual education?

>> No.14509846

Yes. It's really popular with young men because it involves practical, hands-on lessons with teacher!

>> No.14509883

I have a feeling some of the stuff we post gets reposted in several other places. I've noticed my reads will steadily climb for as much as two or three weeks after something is posted. There will be a bump when it gets linked in thread, then another when it's posted on the blog, but then there seem to be a few more after that and I don't know what from.

>> No.14509886

>wanting normie a and SJW/femcunts to ruin more things.

>> No.14509895

The 4chan unique IP counter usually hits 150-200 per thread, which last, what, two-ish days on average? You can automatically assume at least a good chunk of those are multiple false positives due to dynamic IPs, so I'd realistically say less than 100.

>> No.14509899

But who is the pervert who posts links to our stories elsewhere?

>> No.14509908

People post shit from here and the /a/ monmusu threads on /monster/ all the time

>> No.14509910

Oh, you meant pastebin stories, not /mgt/ browsers.

In that case, the easiest way to filter out bots is making a pastebin private (not listed in your profile) to filter out all the pastebin bots farming pastes for credit card numbers. Most authors I've seen do that typically get 25-50 hits the first day or two.

I've heard of MGR, MGU, and the wiki lifting art, but never stories (authors always post their own stuff, but people never post others). So I doubt its them. It's most likely bots, or blog links.

>> No.14509913

>most likely bots, or blog links
But I thought the bots were fooled if you kept it unlisted for an hour or so.

>> No.14509915

Easiest way would be to host a story not on pastebin, but a custom site that lets you see referrals (what website a person was on when they clicked a hotlink to your story).

>> No.14509918

People who actually post are a minority vs. lurkers.

>> No.14509933 [DELETED] 


Sweet. I just googled it out of curiosity. Found a tool to check for backlinks.

http://smallseotool com/backlink-checker/

Just put your story URL in the search bar. Fuck, didn't know it was such an easy process or I would have done it for my stories ages ago.

>> No.14509939

That only fools the bots that scourge pastebin itself via the little "this was just uploaded" list on the right of the screen. I think.

>> No.14509946


This. Unfortunately, it has to be hosted on its own custom domain (website with its own unique url) rather than using a shared host like pastebin. So you got to pay your own traffic costs and domain registration fees to actually find out.

>> No.14509951

>I've heard of MGR, MGU, and the wiki lifting art, but never stories
The wiki links to the wordpress and leddit have posted it on multiple occasions. I can't imagine them sharing brand new links though.

>> No.14509958

Gazers have NEET stink, Stinkypedes have mossy, poison and mildew stink

>> No.14509960

Not him but
>Can't cook for fucking shit

>> No.14509963
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Reminder that Devil Bugs are cute and do not deserve the hate they get.

>> No.14509965
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She's learning

And i enjoy cooking

>> No.14509969

>can't cook
>worst girl
>chance to kill you while sleeping
Meer a SHIT!

>> No.14509972

She's cute, but there's so many better options.

>> No.14509974


>> No.14509975

I want to live with a bunch of Devil Bugs who can sing!

>> No.14509980 [SPOILER] 
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Chimeras are fine too

>> No.14509982

I got some unrelated TL scripts on my paste I kept private at first as well with some ~40 hits tops, compared to my greentext story and KC Q&A with 600 &1600 hits

>> No.14509988
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Year of the Sheep will soon come to an end. Let's give them some love while we wait for the P'Orcs to fatten up for Christmas.

>> No.14509995
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I want to go to sleep surrounded by cute devil bugs and a single Beelzebub. They don't deserve hate at all.

>> No.14509996
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Nah, Ebretias-chan is better than either of them

>> No.14510003
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On one hand I love Weresheep but I'm perfectly okay with our new monkey overlords.

>> No.14510005

I dunno how to stop being repetitive in stories.

>> No.14510007

Tell me about your stories and what the repetitive elements are.
Tell me about the lambs, Clarice.

>> No.14510012

S'just what people always tell me. As in "X is lewd, you just do the same shit over and over."
Fuck you I read that spoiler in Hopkins' voice

>> No.14510018

That's not really answering my question, is it? What are the things in your stories that make them repetitive? Help me help you.

>> No.14510029

brb, having liver with fava beans and a nice chianti

>> No.14510033

>not wanting Kos-chan's (or Kosm-chan, as some say) parasite

>> No.14510044
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Rom is a cutie.

>> No.14510048
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>> No.14510052
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Kos is a flabby old christmas-cake-turned-MILF.
Ebbie is a cute pure cosmic daughteru.

>> No.14510055
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>> No.14510056

Waste of Skin is the only way to go, I want to be able to relate to the character I play as.

>> No.14510069
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My love is a fever; longing still, for that which no longer nurseth the disease!

>> No.14510075

>'I sense a disturbance in the Force'
>'As if thousands of voices cried out in pain and were suddenly silenced'
>Meanwhile in Monoeye City

>> No.14510076

Take your OPM nonsense back to /a/ you nincompoop!

>> No.14510078

But there are hundreds of thousands of Gazers crying!

>> No.14510085

They will cry harder when I let them know that Murata's talent as an artist is being wasted on absolute garbage

>> No.14510089
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Please accept her present and don't make her awawa

>> No.14510090
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golem tech

>> No.14510098

But I want to make her awawa by "accidentally" touching her hands while taking the present.

>> No.14510099

>don't make her awawa
No one can promise this.

>> No.14510101

Make sure not to burn it.

>> No.14510105

That's too lewd! She just alerted every Wendigo in a 5 block radius to your location!

>> No.14510111

Is it time to stand still and hold breath?

>> No.14510113

In that large a radius? I thought she was a Wendigo, not a howler monkey.

>> No.14510119

What happens when/if I put my dick in there?

>> No.14510120

It's basically a quarter of a mile.

>> No.14510121


>> No.14510128
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They can't see you if you don't move

>> No.14510131

that is some adorable shit

>> No.14510134

Don't forget that you can surprise hug her and her squeal while she wiggles in your grip.

>> No.14510143
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Wendigos accel in that.

>> No.14510150

Can someone tell me what awawa means?

>> No.14510155

It's the nervous sound a Wendigo makes when she's scared

>> No.14510156

I'll put my dick in her mouth and she won't be able to awawa anymore.

>> No.14510159

I was literally just about to post that.

>> No.14510162
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A Wendigo does it whenever distressed, excited, or horny on some occasions.

>> No.14510163

Something like the start of that.

>> No.14510186
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>There are people who have the worst taste in the world to deny Ebrietas and Maria

Kos please go and help Iosefka deliver.

That's literally really the only feedback I've gotten from other writefags. Is I'm 'repetitive'. No flesh. Just shitty, rubbery fat.

>> No.14510190

Ooooohhh I understand. Das cute

>> No.14510191

Silly anon, you don't put bread between buns, you put your hot dog there!

>> No.14510195

>That's literally really the only feedback I've gotten from other writefags. Is I'm 'repetitive'. No flesh. Just shitty, rubbery fat.
We're going in circles. Just give us one of your pastes and let us see for ourselves what the fuck you're talking about.

>> No.14510205

There is nothing wrong with Elin thighs.

>> No.14510218

They're perfect for grabbing onto when slamming into an Elin.

>> No.14510221

I'd rather not. They're not complete.

>> No.14510231

So why are you complaining to us?
We can't really help you if we don't know the story.

>> No.14510323
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Which is funnier for Mermaids to be singing?
1.Lewd sea-shanties
2. Shitty, anachronistic pop-songs

>> No.14510326
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Which snek makes the best imouto?

>> No.14510327

Rebellious Apophis.

>> No.14510330
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They only sing Siren-esque songs though.

>> No.14510332
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Adopted Medusa Imouto.

>> No.14510334

Why would non-sirens sing like that?

>> No.14510347
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Consider the following: like the Lament Configuration from Hellraiser, there is a sort of puzzle-box-thingie that opens a dimensional door. It leads to a massive cloister in an alien dimension, where in lewd Dark Priests make their home. You open the door, and you end up in there to lead a life of lewd devotion as penance for your sins.

>> No.14510351

What sins?

>> No.14510356

Well, you know. Fapping, watching porn, having fetishes, holding hands, all that stuff everyone is guilty of and can be punished in lewd ways for.

>> No.14510359
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Christmas wife.
From ramen.
Thank you ramen.

>> No.14510362
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Grape snakes.

>> No.14510364

You know, I'd rather think the Dark Priestesses would applaud lewdness. You'd get punished for being such a prude cunttease virgin.

>> No.14510365

The only medusa I want Has purple hair and glasses

>> No.14510367

Maybe you missed the part where the punishment for lewdness is more lewdness? It's an excuse, anon.

>> No.14510368

>You will never be a grepsnek's onii-chan, being the one barrier stopping her from following her more basic, destructive instincts
>You will never teach her to be a good girl
>You will never teach her that the greatest thing she'll ever learn
>Is to love and be loved in return

>> No.14510370

Do her riding skills extend to riding cocks?

>> No.14510371
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But is she a lamia though?

>> No.14510373
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>You will never be a grepsnek's onii-chan, being the one barrier stopping her from following her more basic, destructive instincts
You're right, I'd want to nurture her Pharaoh removing instincts and make her into a fine ruler.

>> No.14510379

Big fat grape onee-san is better

>> No.14510383
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Imma try doing some random request streams, feel free to hop in

>> No.14510385

Because actual Sirens are the ones singing those pop songs and shit.

>> No.14510387

>TFW waiting for the weekly collection update
Hurry up ELH

Now this cute, Christmas waifus are the best! We need more of them!

>> No.14510391
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>> No.14510392

Who is this gorgeous babe?

>> No.14510393

Draw a Wurm, maybe?
Or a kunoichi.
Or a reverse trap monstergirl that you like.

>> No.14510401

>Expecting updates from the faggot who's probably fapping to his post apocalyptic wasteland in FallOut 4

>> No.14510402

Haohi feet when?

>> No.14510410


>> No.14510411

Shape-shifting mistress of hotness maybe?

>> No.14510414

>that garbage sack
Is Laska homesick?

>> No.14510419

>.less' request stream
>manticore is the first request

Fucking amazing.

>> No.14510424

It's like poetry

It rhymes

>> No.14510428
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Praise tail pussy.

>> No.14510430

Manticores are the key to all of this.

>> No.14510433


It's gonna be great.

>> No.14510434

It's certainly bigger than the last one.

>> No.14510443
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>> No.14510453

Something about this is just making me want to give a manticore headscratches. Maybe some behind the ears too.
I want to make a Manticore purr. Or do they chuff?

>> No.14510463

>you will never toss Laska into the death sack

>> No.14510471

>You will never sack Laska, condemning her to a life on the streets

>> No.14510474

>You will never send Laska to Iosefka's Clinic while telling her it's totally safe.

>> No.14510475

>You will never pay Laska $5 for a purring blowjob in the back alley

>> No.14510481

I want Laska to have a business job, than after losing several deals is stuck having to service dicks all day!

>> No.14510485

Laska is not for sexual, she's for the trash can.

>> No.14510486

>You will never yell out SWIGGITY SWAG GET IN MY BAG before capturing Laska
>You will never force her to feast upon your member's yeast
>She'll never cry at your constant rhyming, likening you to a bridge troll or Rumpelstiltskin
>You will never bully her by telling her
"Though you had aroused by interest in err, I'll be sure that it is my heir you will bear! A fine child, for a cat so meek and mild! Now into the sack, and let's just see your Daddy's heart crumble to black!"

>> No.14510492

You post this same picture in every thread and I want to know why.

>> No.14510497

cute little dancing wurms in cute little outfits

>> No.14510509

Like renaissance troubadour outfits?

>> No.14510510
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Want to go for a ride Anon?

>> No.14510512

Make me.

>> No.14510518

ALL the outfits
One wurm per outfit and one outfit per wurm.

>> No.14510522

Yes. Very yes.

>> No.14510539
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>Wanting to fuck r63 horse pussy over the best waifu in league of league-ends

>> No.14510543
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>> No.14510549

I'd ride that ass.

>> No.14510552
File: 280 KB, 946x1035, My Ice Queen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>Not Yuki-Neko

Stay away from my waifu you dirty silver.

>> No.14510587

>Holst wearing big fluffy coat
>Where's her present
>she blushes and undoes her coat
>her breasts are wrapped in ribbons ]
>some parts are soaked through with milk and leaking down

>> No.14510595

oh baby

>> No.14510605

This wouldn't happen to be a ride to the Steppes, would it?

>> No.14510635

I want to rid the horse pussy Until she's too bloated to move.

>> No.14510640

No, it's through the Plaguelands.

>> No.14510651
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Consider the following:
bishie getting his butt pinched with MASSIVE CLAWS when he's trying to enjoy the beach.

>> No.14510655

He deserves it. Beaches suck.

>> No.14510659

Hopefully a Dragon bully will save him and kick sand in the Cancer's face

>> No.14510662

Unfortunately the silly Dragon tried to impress everyone and flew into a storm, ending up on a raft with a man who wants to sail around the world and his Sea Slime wife.

>> No.14510667
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All the sharks would be beach bullies!

>> No.14510668

Then maybe her Jabberwock Onee-san can save him, or her Wurm Imouto, or her Wyvern Twin, or her Ryu cousin.

Come on, one of those Dragons has to save that bishie.

>> No.14510670


>> No.14510673

>the INSULT that made a BARA out of BORIS

>> No.14510674

I want to bully the shark bullies.

>> No.14510675

Ooh, .less is drawing a yeti in a maid dress.

>> No.14510678

So that's the story behind Balalaika's right hand man.

>> No.14510683
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Huh?! You got a problem, punk?!

>> No.14510686


>> No.14510689

>Go on .less' stream
Why is this allowed?

>> No.14510694

Picarto thought it would be a good idea to add reddit meme faces as chat emoticons, .less' chat found them

>> No.14510695

Because Picarto lets you access them.

>> No.14510696

There was a conversation about memes, I think. I wasn't there when it happened. But someone discovered that Picarto has chat icons for memes like trollface, rage comic faces, and all that other shit that went out of date years ago.
As a response to that, .less added that little message there.

>> No.14510699

I want to take my thick, meaty orcs to the beach and have them wear string bikinis that are a few sizes too small.

>> No.14510701

He's the last person who can complain about memes.

>> No.14510702

Are they faceless P'Orcs who'll knock over a shota's sandcastle and molest him?

>> No.14510703

>Doesn't like memes
>Draws a disproportionately large amount of memecat and memelion
Also I thought .less said he wasn't drawing for the rest of the holiday season. Doesn't he have a huge backlog of drawings/commissions/requests to do?

>> No.14510705

No, they're a group of orcs with faces that are going to play in the water, sun themselves, or try to nap with me under an umbrella.

Except for the chubbiest one who will be working a grill at the end of the day to make us dogs and burgers.

>> No.14510711

>memecat and memelion

Those aren't memes, though. Just a monstergirl character, and a monstergirl with a large amount of art.

>> No.14510727

Sharks are dumb, that's why they have to be bullies.

>> No.14510730
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>> No.14510737

What about Haohi?

>> No.14510738


I would rather take a fat alp.

>> No.14510743

>footfag pandering

>> No.14510744

That's a funny joke anon.

>> No.14510750

You make it sound like a plump alp, one who is preferably your senior, is a bad thing.

>> No.14510751
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>> No.14510752

Muscled elf kohai is were it's at

>> No.14510755

>Master please, now is not the time for hugs, the kitchen is filthy
>Maybe a quick 5 minute hug

>> No.14510756

Why does she have claws?

>> No.14510757

Give it a rest, foot-kun.

>> No.14510759
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He's drawing a cute phoenix now. One of Thunderbrother's OC's or something.

>Wanting skanky angels


>> No.14510760 [SPOILER] 
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I dont know

>> No.14510761

There's something incredibly off about her face.
And by "off", I mean she looks fucking stoned.

>> No.14510763
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>> No.14510764

I'd rather fuck a Yeti's feet than Haohi's.

>> No.14510768

>"Master's gonna have my warmth whether he wants it or not!"

>> No.14510773

You post this same picture too!

>> No.14510776

Alice as an Alice from Madness Returns when

>> No.14510777

Oh god what.

>> No.14510780

A yeti would rather fuck you with her feet too

>> No.14510783
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>> No.14510784
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>> No.14510785

I change my mind, that looked better in my head

>> No.14510786

>Thunderbrother's OC's
She's Hyphens.

>> No.14510791

This is just stupid. Ushi Onis are stupid.

>> No.14510796

Ah, okay. I just saw TB talking about her on the stream, and posting references, so I assumed.

>> No.14510812
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Line 388
>Social Descender (TARABUL)

It's been a little while again.

>> No.14510821

What if all Yetis have claws, but they're hidden under layers and layers of fluff?

>> No.14510866

Nice worldbuilding. I can't believe I haven't read this yet.

>> No.14510867

Glad you're not dead, it has been a while.

>> No.14510871

Welcome back.
>NEET Princess

>> No.14510883

where's the rest of the stream drawings?

>> No.14510887

http://puu sh/m2ETx/461cb93adc.png
http://puu sh/m2KTJ/45c48e2253.png

>> No.14510894

Oh, and the newest one.
http://puu sh/m2OEu/d52e8c3cf6.png

>> No.14510896

Awww, poor vizier-chan. I want to marry her and play the game of thrones with her!

>> No.14510897


>> No.14510899

Are you gonna make a story about the vizier?

>> No.14510906

>can't cook
All you really need to do is convince her to follow her recipes; then it should turn out fine.

>> No.14510908

tee hee

>> No.14510909

>tfw I will probably never get rolled
>tfw I will probably never get Goth Holstaur drawn

>> No.14510911

I've put up a couple of greentexts in the aptly named greentext repository meanwhile, you might be interested in those, too.

Aww, you guys always get a crush on some minor character. Lucky I love spinoffs, I guess!

Taking out her frustration and humiliation on her butler? I could see it happening. I'd imagine the steamy Manticore-on-Tanuki drugged yuri rape she had to pay her way with would be too out there for the thread, though.

>> No.14510912

I know about toasted buns, but I've never heard of toasting buns!

>> No.14510916

The butler thing sounds great
>Manticore-on-Tanuki drugged yuri rape would be too out there for the thread
I dunno man, If there's one thing that I learned from these threads is that someone, somewhere wants to wank to it.

>> No.14510918

I'd rather put a bun in her oven

>> No.14510933

You know, I'd like Cancer more if it wasn't for the eye stalks. Those things make it creepy.

>> No.14510945

God bless, Harblador. You made my day.

>> No.14510965
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Quit lying to yourself and everyone else.

>> No.14510970

Rough shark lovin', had me a blaaaast.
Rough shark lovin', happened so faaaast.

>> No.14510976

You sir, are a man of class and fine taste

>> No.14510983


also if it looked less like a girl being eaten alive by a giant crab.

>> No.14510988

I'm only telling the truth. Ushi Oni worst girl.

>> No.14510997

>I'm only telling the truth.
Do you have a single fact to back that up.

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are we really gonna have to do this?

>> No.14511035

You think you know better than KC what monster girls deserve the most love?

>> No.14511041

I think Ilias made monster girls on purpose.

>> No.14511048

.less is now drawing a Manticore choking an Alp via a headlock

>> No.14511049

Chew you havisfaction a singlelicious satisfact to snack that up?

>> No.14511060

The weak should fear the strong

>> No.14511061

>"Out here, it's bully, or be bullied!"

>> No.14511066

I'll assume that you're the one that that requested it.

>> No.14511067
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The Kikimora's are getting ready for Christmas! What about you?

>> No.14511068


>> No.14511069

This is the quietest the thread's been on a Sunday in a long time. Is everyone having a life for once over the holidays or is it just the stream distracting people?

>> No.14511073

Going to finish up rewriting a short story I wrote for my dad as a Christmas present.

>> No.14511075

Lucky ;_;

>> No.14511079

for me it's sketching and the .less' stream

>> No.14511084

Yeah I honestly didn't think I was gonna get a request in. Alp bullying was a lot better than my other bland idea.

>> No.14511085
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I'm not entirely opposed to sleeping through the next week or so If I could.

Sadly 26 hours is my record and that's not nearly close enough to being a week.

>> No.14511086

I'm just lurking. I normally only post when there's someone talking about one of the girls I like.

>> No.14511091

Ultra rare holographic Kiki!

>> No.14511102
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thanks less

>> No.14511104

Samantha Hyde will save this thread from Alps

>> No.14511105

I love it!

>> No.14511108

>monster girls celebrating Christmas
Imagine trying to explain Christian doctrine and theology to a monster girl.

>> No.14511111

I had a good laugh.

>> No.14511112

I still think this looks lovely.

Also, I've been cleaning house to prepare for the coming day of holly.

>click/stop on red fringe

Be still, thy beating heart. Miss Robin Red-breast is beautiful.

>> No.14511115
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fool, this'll only attract more Alps!

>> No.14511119

>KC had to finish the doujin by this morning
>No tweets about making it in time
He failed and committed seppuku didn't it?

>> No.14511125

>Someone saved my really hasty coloring
This feels pretty nice.

>> No.14511126

I want this Alp to bully me instead.

>> No.14511128

He's channeling his inner Japanese office worker and staying late to finish it, no time for tweets

>> No.14511131

Manticores are scary!

>> No.14511138

You gotta have your name on 100% of the time? Feels like you're just attentionwhoring now.

>> No.14511144

Doing /anything/ of note is attentionwhoring. Artfagging is attentionwhoring. Writefagging is attentionwhoring.

>> No.14511146

Shut up attention whore

>> No.14511148

Manticores olev

>> No.14511150


>> No.14511151

...not what I was getting at.

>> No.14511152

He won't stop until alpfaggotry has taken over this thread, it seems.

>Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company.
We knew this so long ago. And yet even ironic alp-posters didn't take heed.

>> No.14511153

Replying to posts is attention whoring, anon.
Posting is attention whoring.

>> No.14511155

>unironically hating alps
How is it possible for a man in such a heterosexual thread to be such an enormous faggot?

>> No.14511159

>actually wanting to suck alp dick

Fucking straightfaggots.

>> No.14511165

Pick one.

>> No.14511167

Oh no. He's retarded.

>> No.14511168

Not him, but I like Alps.

Yet I also loathe the obnoxious following they have.

>> No.14511172

The "straightfaggot" thing didn't tip you off to the absurd nature of the post?

>> No.14511174

Anon pls, everything you post is absurd.

>> No.14511176

eh, I just tend to forget to take the name off for those few times I actually post something unrelated to translations ect. here

you would've known its me from the filename anyway, no?

>> No.14511178

I only ever see people talking about bullying them. Is that what you mean?

It's a perfectly valid chan-style neologism, anon. You could've easily been serious. Also everything posted in this thread is absurd.

>> No.14511180

Well here's the 11th frame if you want it.

>> No.14511181
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The Christmas Kikimora's wish you a clean and Kiki Christmas!

I don't think it really matters to them anon. It's the bright and happy days they should care about instead.

Truly the most amazing of Kiki's.
Now I wish there was a variant where her maid outfit changes in color.

And a variant where both happens.

>> No.14511186

So Alp-lovers are like Bronies; no one really hates the thing itself (it's just a kid's cartoon, like one of the other hundreds like it, neither particularly good or awful) so much as they hate the shitty community around it?

>> No.14511188

Doesn't everything have a shitty community though?

>> No.14511190

So essentially every fandom ever?

>> No.14511192

So basically /mgt/.

>> No.14511193

>you would've known its me from the filename anyway, no?
I don't think anyone ever paid attention to your filename in the first place, so probably not.

>> No.14511196

Wait until some faggo- >>14511192

Damn that was fast.

>> No.14511201

Someone would have, we do have that guy here who can pick out individuals based on their typing style.

>> No.14511202

>not wanting your monster girl waifu to be your sister in Christ as well as your lover
>not wanting your monster girl waifu to be your wife in the eyes of God as well as man
>not wanting your monster girl waifu to experience the joy of rebirth in Christ
>not wanting your monster girl waifu to be saved by divine grace and join you before the throne of God in the next life


>> No.14511205

Usually, it's not the community that's shitty, but rather the people who feel they should best represent it. Those who should represent don't, while those that do shouldn't.

>> No.14511207

I can pick a past thread at random to prove my point.

You really wanna do this?

>> No.14511209

>we do have that guy here who can pick out individuals based on their typing style
I am him.

>> No.14511217

Ooh, ooh! Do me! Do me!

>> No.14511225

I have nothing to go on fampai.

>> No.14511228
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>Wanting to sully Christ-chan as some flavor of the month MG

>> No.14511229

>Ooh, ooh! Do me! Do me!

Thirsty slut.

>> No.14511230

>explaining Christmas to a group of Wendigo
>There's this holiday humans celebrate at the end of the year when it snows
>They add colorful lights to fir trees and bring family over to eat lots and lots of meat
>After they eat their meat, they give each other gifts wrapped in red and green paper and put bows and ribbons on them
>Then they don't see each other again for a few months
>And then they do it all again the next year
>various oohs and ahhs as the Wendigo listen intently to the story of Christmas and Jesus

>> No.14511232

Fuck you, I read that too fast and now I'm imagining a monster girl based on Chris-chan. You'd better take responsibility.

>> No.14511237

>Now I wish there was a variant where her maid outfit changes in color.

>And a variant where both happens.

I'm too tired to do it now but I'll do both whenever I wake up tomorrow. Probably should have done so from the beginning honestly.

Unless I end up being a liar and do shog instead. Who knows at this very moment.

>> No.14511240

Do they get pudding after they eat their meat? I want to feed pudding to a Wendigo after she eats her meat.

>> No.14511244
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So /mgg/, what's your preferred age range for your waifu?
>Barely legal: Just reached age of consent.
>Younger: Close, but you're older. Think like being her senpai.
>Equal: No more than a 1 year difference.
>Older: She'd be your senpai.
>MILF: Ara ara~ range.
>GILF: coming up on the end of her first century.
>Magic: She's seen several countries rise/fall.

>> No.14511246

there are few things I'll take responsibility for:
>ripping a bad fart in a car full of friends
>my awesome mac and cheese bake
>impregnating a harem of MG's
but I'm sorry anon I can't take responsibility for your lack of reading comprehension

>> No.14511247

Only the best chocolate vanilla swirl pudding for Wendigo

>> No.14511249

Anyone have that story about a vampire girl who's temporarily a hobo?

>> No.14511250

Huh. Don't know why that's a reply.

>> No.14511256

Equal or older.

>> No.14511259

Is age of consent basically like when they can talk for MGs? 'Age of consent' too loose a definition here.

>> No.14511260

Was Christ-chan based off of Frimelda from FFTA2? Because that's all I think of whenever I see her.

>> No.14511263

Whatever the age is in your country that you can sleep with a girl and it isn't considered sex with a minor.

>> No.14511265

>MILF: Ara ara~ range.
That's retarded. You should have used Cake.

>> No.14511266

MILFy ara ara is the best.

>> No.14511270

>telling monster girls the story of Jesus
>they ooh and ahh at all the people he helped and the things he said
>"He sounds like such a great guy! His wife must have been so pretty!"
>have to tell them that he was executed unmarried and a virgin
Imagine the trauma, anon. The looks of horror on their faces.

Do Roomba-chan.

Equal to MILF.

>> No.14511271

Then a few years younger than that.

>> No.14511277


close to equal/equal or slightly older would be ideal

>> No.14511278

What's below Barely Legal? Because I'll take whatever's below that, plus up to and including GILF, Magic, and whatever might be beyond that.

>> No.14511279

>Barely Legal
Lower than that, but not much older than me. That's my range.

Magic is acceptable with an appropriate appearance for the above range though.

>> No.14511282

Older / CC ara ara

>> No.14511284

Roomba-chan doesn't have a soul. Magic doesn't work with her.

>> No.14511286

I find myself leaning towards the older ones or ones closer to my age, mostly because I've had horrible luck with the younger lasses.

That moment when girls my age are already older/cake tier

>> No.14511291


>> No.14511292

it's weird some MG's I can only see as being older and some I can only see as being younger, and some more I can see being either.
>not having a harem of MG's with different ages and personalities
ah hell, I just want to see a newly liched young woman try to act all tough in front of a centuries old Kitsune
>O-of course I was there at the sacking of Rome!
>I also played chess with Napoleon too!
>I helped George Washington at Bunker Hill!
>Stop laughing! I'm serious! I'm MUCH older than you!

>> No.14511296


>> No.14511303

RoomBUREI-chan isn't a thing though. So it's not rude it's the truth.

>> No.14511306

Younger to MILF.

>> No.14511308

Equal or Older.

>> No.14511312

TB here. Is someone posing as me in a stream chat?

>> No.14511313

Older to Magic

>> No.14511314

Equal or Older

>> No.14511315

He probably thinks you're Thundragon, which is an alias of Hyphens.

>> No.14511317

Nope, anon's getting you confused with Hyphen who goes by thundragon on tumblr and streams.

>> No.14511319

No, I'm actually just retarded and super drunk. There's a user called "Thundragon". For some reason I read it as "Thunderbrother". Probably because "d" and "b" look the same, so my brain saw "Thunderb" and filled in the rest.

>> No.14511330

Got it. Carry on, then.

Tanuki coming soon, after completion of last scene in the chapter and several editing passes.

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>> No.14511349
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>Tiny paladin

>> No.14511351

That's a nice tush.

>> No.14511364
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Everything is corruptable, anon.

>> No.14511366

I want to be hired by a Tanuki for stress relief, only to end up fucking her until she gets heart pupils in her eyes while she protests that she's had enough.
Yes I'll take responsibility.

>> No.14511367

At least it's not another fucking shirohebi.

Arm her with a toothpick and sign her up for some of those Japanese bug fights.

Her indignant rage shall bring flawless victory and great fortune.

>> No.14511368

Tape to a table and hotglue.

>> No.14511373

Corrupt her into a cute fairy?

>> No.14511377

>that tail is a little too fat

>> No.14511381

Give her a rapier made using an iron nail and some wrappings, along with armour made from a can of Sunny D.
She can fight fairies.

>> No.14511393
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She's just wants to make sure you give her her money's worth.

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>> No.14511421 [SPOILER] 
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We sure are.

>> No.14511423

I want to cuddle an Alp and tell her I think she's cool and strong!

>> No.14511427

Don't lie to her, Anon. Tell her to play to her strengths, like how cute and girly she is.

>> No.14511429

>bullying succubi about the size and shape of their tails

>> No.14511430

>Red skin
>Blue twintails
Hot Da-
>Flat as a board
>No butt to compensate
And there goes my boner...

>> No.14511432

Did Less not post the link to the finished Seaport Hime picture in his stream? I can't find it, and screw making an account on Picarto just to ask for it.

>> No.14511433

You don't understand anon, I want to go beyond what she payed me for and keep fucking her until she's coated in white from her calves to her tits.
I want to fuck her mouth until my semen is overflowing from her lips.
I want her to look at me with hearts in her eyes and demand I marry her so she can keep me with her forever.

>> No.14511441

I want to listen to abrasive, head-banging disco electro-house music with my beloved!

>> No.14511444

>You'll never tease a chubby succubus about her big fat spadetail until she sneaks into your room, pins you down, and jerks you off with it until you admit how you've always thought it was sexy.

>> No.14511445
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My, my. Someone's an eager boy. You'll help her get all clean since you're the one who got her dirty, right?

>> No.14511446

>no loli
Into the trash it goes

Meh, the original tanned skin looks better

>> No.14511450
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Magical lolis

>> No.14511455

>Using loli as an age measurement instead of a body type
Sorry I don't condone pedophilia?

>> No.14511457 [SPOILER] 
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Kill joys.

>> No.14511458

Yeah, I'll draw a bath and scrub her down until she's clean as the day she was born.
Then comes the cuddling.

>> No.14511459

Big meaty spadetails are the best for fondling and coiling around you during cuddling and fucking and cuddlefucking.

>> No.14511460

I want to be a shota and bully a loli tanuki

>> No.14511468
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A new letter of introduction has arrived!

Name Hydra
Species: Hydra
Half human, half snake extraspecies. They possess snake like hair, if it is cut off it will grow back. "It seems her hobby is dressing fashionably!"

Alright so the name needs some explanation. Basically, there are two ways to spell Hydra in katakana, apparently. Her name is the first ハイドラ (haidora) and her species is the second ヒュドラ (hyudora). So who the fuck knows. Also the game should be going up in just over 2 hours. Maybe. I assume it's launching 12pm their time, but we don't have any confirmed time just sometime today.

>> No.14511476

How would you feel if she grew up into a shortstack and then had her bodyguards kidnap you, strip you down, and tie you up in the basement of her house.
Then she'd strip down and jerk you off until you reached the edge, then stop and wait for you to cool down before starting again.
She'll only let you cum if you apologize for bullying her and agree to become her husband.

>> No.14511477

Yeah, only gerontophilia
Pretty disgusting desu

>> No.14511479

>They possess snake like hair, if it is cut off it will grow back.
Cut off one and two more take its place?

>> No.14511491

I scoured as much of the chat was I could scroll through, but didn't see anything.

>> No.14511496

All acceptable but I prefer older to milf

>> No.14511504

She looks scared. Comfort her and give her a tiny suit of armor.

>> No.14511505

Don't think he did but I'm sure he'll upload it to his blog once he's done.

>> No.14511513

Fair enough.

>> No.14511514

I'm not apologising for shit.

>> No.14511517
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>tfw no busty Sphinx mother to force you to drink from her chest mounted calcium cannons

>> No.14511524

Who the hell knows. For all intents and purposes, she's a medusa that can't petrify people it seems.

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Manticores are cute.

>> No.14511534

I'm glad that one's dead.
Fucking 3DPD-tier cunt.

>> No.14511550
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Never read the story she's from. I just like the cute art for her.

>> No.14511554

So you're just gonna let her keep jerking you off like that anon? With no hope of releasing it yourself and having her come down and feed you your meals?
You're gonna want her to get you off eventually anon.

>> No.14511559

I want a Manticore to sneak into my room and rape me with her tailpussy.
Then I'll wrap my arms around her so she can't escape!
I want to cuddle her into submission and do all sorts of nice things for her, like make her breakfast in the morning!

>> No.14511561

No I fucking won't.

>> No.14511578

Explain why you don't want a shortstack Tanuki to jerk you off into her mouth anon.

>> No.14511584

I already did.

>> No.14511593
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Because a handjob is boring. You can get that from anyone. If it's a shortstack, you can get standing paizuri or, if she's particularly smug, skullfuck her until she's gagging on semen.

>> No.14511595

Well if you apologize, she'll let you do what you want with her body.
Also, I think the term you're looking for is Facefuck because skullfucking is something completely different and horrible.

>> No.14511598

I dunno, he seems pretty well versed. I'm sure he knew exactly what he said.

>> No.14511601

I want to skullfuck a zombie!

>> No.14511603

Whatever, you got my meaning. Point is, you jam your dick down her throat and start pumping until her stomach is swollen with cum.

>> No.14511604
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>"I hope Anon shows up today."
>"I made this day really nice for him too, so that he'll want to go for a walk towards my shrine!"

>> No.14511605

>skullfuck until she's gagging on semen
>gagging on semen
He had no idea what he was saying.

>> No.14511607

Depends on which way you angle the dick.

>> No.14511610

Should've knocked out his internet and TV with a thunderstorm, dumb Ryu.

>> No.14511613

That's racist. Not all humans like nice days.
Some of us like dreary overcast that transitions into a heavy rain.

>> No.14511614

Well, .less finished his stream. Here's the wrapup.

Definitely a cat.
http://puu sh/m2ETx/461cb93adc.png

Female Tidus as a mage.
http://puu sh/m2KTJ/45c48e2253.png

A stoned yeti.

http://puu sh/m2OEu/d52e8c3cf6.png

The complete plot of Metal Gear Rising.
http://puu sh/m2Usy/7239e9f781.png

Heterochromia the OC-hog.
http://puu sh/m2Tvb/e8ab01e248.png

Professional Monstergirl Thread derailer.

http://puu sh/m31CU/bfb186f12e.png

And a girl who will never be able to wear a hat.

>> No.14511615

You know what I meant. Jam your dick into her mouth and start pumping into her throat until her stomach swells up from cum.

>> No.14511618

Sorry Water Wurm, nobody is coming.

>> No.14511619

Yeah, that's facefucking.
And it's proof that you have good taste.

>> No.14511620

thats me

>> No.14511621

>Professional Monstergirl Thread derailer.
>lowercase D

>> No.14511628

Sorry, I'll Conform To Your Grammatical Standards Next time.

>> No.14511636

I wish to pin her down and shove my bone deep within her, until she pants, whines, and barks like the bitch she knows herself to be.

>> No.14511639

Sure thing, my Unconditional friend. it's Certainly important to Know the Many rules of Your native Dialect. In the end, Countless things depend on your Knowledge of the subject.

>> No.14511647

>not buttfucking her

>> No.14511653

>not getting things done around the house while you're doing a standing 69
>you get off and get the floor clean in time to get ready for that dinner you have to go to

>> No.14511662

>standing 69
did we just become best friends?

>> No.14511673

>get the floor clean

>Wheelbarrow plow shortstack while she scrubs the floors

>> No.14511679

What decadent efficiency. Truly remarkable.

>> No.14511686

I want an Earth Wurm. And a Fire Wurm, and a Wind Wurm, and a Water Wurm, and a Heart Wurm.

>> No.14511690
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>> No.14511691

>Fire Wurm
Just warm a potato up and you'll get the same result.

>> No.14511697

Just use Dragons Anon!

>Earth: Wurm
>Fire: Dragon
>Wind: Wyvern
>Water: Ryu
>Heart: Jabberwock

>> No.14511703

I want a wurm, a dragon, a wyvern, a ryu, and a jabberwock.

With their powers combined, I am captain planet.

>> No.14511712

>the lamest dragon gets the lamest power

>> No.14511722

Someone didn't read the comics. Heart can not only induce empathy, but also manipulate people's hearts to do whatever you wanted. It's mind control in all but name. Ma-ti was just too nice to use it.

Still want Wonderland Dragon to have that kind of power.

>> No.14511726

I'll fight you.

>> No.14511745

Yeah, Wyverns are kinda wimpy aren't they?

>> No.14511749

As much as I love bullying Wyverns, heart is very clearly the lamest power ever.

>> No.14511750
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Motherfucker, I will end you!

>> No.14511753

Guy is obviously referring to Water and Ryu as the lamest. I mean really, it's water. What's she gonna do? Make me wet? Do I look like an Alp to her?

>> No.14511758

Nah. It's obviously a reference to her crying that no one visits her shrine.

Which is super lame. Who cries when they don't get what they want.

>> No.14511761

>getting to feel those manticore titties pressing into her from behind

Lucky little shit

>> No.14511769

I just said that heart is obviously the lamest.

>> No.14511770

That depends. Does Water mean water exclusively, or all forms of water (ice, steam, clouds, etc)? And does shee need a source of water to manipulate, or can she generate her own water?

>> No.14511771

>Water Wurm

You take that back, you ignorant slut!

>> No.14511772

You can't be the original poster of that. You see, he said that the lamest dragon had the lamest power. And Jabberwock is obviously not the lamest Dragon, so that rules her out.

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Wocks are shit.

>> No.14511781

Well then you just have bad tastes then.

>> No.14511791
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>it's water
>What's she gonna do?

>> No.14511792

Ryu and Wurm are good, the rest are shit.

>> No.14511795

Your argument has no leg to stand on.

>> No.14511797

I'll still fight you.

>> No.14511799
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Water Wurm, Water Wurm, Water Wurm!

Useless compared to a regular Wurm!

>> No.14511800

You mean this?


>> No.14511807

That's cute.

>> No.14511809
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Some people can get very... creative about controlling water, anon.

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>> No.14511816

What the fuck anon. Holy shit why.

>> No.14511817
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Not cool man

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>> No.14511821


Anon it's not a good idea to try and make a Ryu depressed or angry. What did a Ryu ever do to you?

>> No.14511822

this hurts me and I'm not even a big fan of wocks

>> No.14511823

>clicking a tumblr link
You only have your self to blame.

>> No.14511825

I think the nose offends me the most.

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>> No.14511831

Well that's cute

>> No.14511832

>not Fucks


>> No.14511835

I think I recognize that nose. Is that the artist who does those fugly butterface drawings of monstergirls for 'equality'?

>> No.14511838

But then that wouldn't be a reference people would get.

>> No.14511839
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Water Wurm.

>> No.14511840
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>Japanese bug fights
As if she stands a chance.

>> No.14511841

Now that's a nice soft Wock

I wanna cuddle her

>> No.14511844

Wait what?

She's dead?

Since when?

>> No.14511858

>Centipede in bug fights
Put her up against a real fighter and see how long she lasts. The answer is 'not very'.

>> No.14511863

>all those puu links
just upload them to an imgur album, you lazy faggot

>> No.14511870

I want to be sexually harassed by a Chubwock.

Story when?

>> No.14511872

>Stag Beetle named "Akuma"

Oh boy.

>> No.14511876

But she has heart and wants to win to impress the boy she likes!

>> No.14511877

My little murder machine is cutest.

She doesn't need a chance. Everything else does.

Never fight something that can be THAT tiny yet so angry at any given moment.

>> No.14511879

Too bad. As this thread will prove time and time again, no matter how much or how often you want something, you won't get it.

>> No.14511880

I wouldn't even mind if it wasn't for the fucking nose

>> No.14511881
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Could you withstand this 'raging demon'?
Heart doesn't stop a pair of pincers from impaling your squishy bits.

>> No.14511882
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Soldier Beetle Stronk.

>> No.14511883

DMM game is up for those who care. It's cool.

>> No.14511887

But she has to win! She's the plucky underdog!

>> No.14511889

I want to flick a Soldier Beetle's forehead.

>> No.14511890
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Life shits on underdogs. Maybe if she wasn't a stinky, sloppy NEET and actually practiced, life might not shit on her so much.

>> No.14511895

Nobody should have to deal with a shitty Mantis.

>> No.14511897

Eh, I've seen other battle that turned out differently

>> No.14511903

But what if she really did try but everyone was born better and happier then her?

>> No.14511941

>Mantis girls make for diligent maids, great cooks and steadfast companions, quiet though they may be
>Anon calls them shit

>> No.14511952

They also murder their husbands if they feel a bit hungry then proceed to eat them.

>> No.14511955

Now there's a pretty meme!

>> No.14511966
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Even if that were true, I'd still be willing to risk it to dip my biscuit.

>> No.14511969

Have fun when she disembowels you just because she feels like it.

>> No.14511971

>that ass
>them feet
>that little piddle of kitty juice

>> No.14511972
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Having a stick up your ass 100% of the time isn't healthy.

>> No.14511982

"Kitty juice" is the cutest term I've heard for female lubrication yet.
Honestly, everything associated with female genitalia could do with some more elegant terms.
After all, you can only use "petals", "honeypot", "nectar" and "pearl" so many times before they wear out.

>> No.14511983

Being cautious of a dangerous species is healthy however.

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>> No.14511993

Under-the-Table BJs a bestest.

Agreed on all counts.

>> No.14511994

>"petals", "honeypot", "nectar" and "pearl"
Maybe if you use a fedora. Using any of these once is using them one too many times.

>> No.14512001

Look at that plotting little shit.

I don't trust her, not at all

>> No.14512005

Nectar gets a pass because Shimoneta.
I've found honeypot can work in some contexts personally. Petals and Pearl are pretty bad though.

>> No.14512007

That tea is probably drugged, and once you drink it she'll cut you up and eat your remains raw.

>> No.14512008

Nile flower.

>> No.14512010

Hey, I'd much rather those terms than anything like "snatch", "pussy", "meathole" or "vagina". The last one is fine for clinical writing, but it really shouldn't be used in erotic prose, especially when describing acts of sex.

>> No.14512012

You know what MG you can trust to never hurt you?

none of them

>> No.14512015

I adore Anubis; so works for me.

>> No.14512016

Shit give me 5 cups. Let me feel the sweet embrace of death and be free from this futile existence.

>> No.14512017
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A man of good sense.

>> No.14512019
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Come on, anon. She just wants to cuddle.

>> No.14512023

Pussy is a classic though. Snatch is alright for some uses. Agreed that Vagina is simply too clinical.

I've never heard someone use "Meathole".
Meatrod, sure, but meathole? That's a new one.

>> No.14512024

Referring to one's navel as an "oasis", before licking it until it's as wet as one is also acceptable.

>> No.14512028

No anon, she wants to horribly murder men and eat what's left.

>> No.14512029

Jesus Christ. Look at her inject a toxin into the lymph nodes under his arms while trying to smother him.

>> No.14512030

Abyssal cavern?
Meat Thermometer?
John and Ted's Portable Firehose?

>> No.14512034

Yeah, this>>14512028
She wants to cuddle with the guts outside of my body.

And unless you can provide pics with a timestamp otherwise, she's a murderous bitch.

>> No.14512036

Come on guys, you saw the sign. Bully this instead.


>> No.14512037
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Does this look like the face of a sheep who wants to hurt you?

>> No.14512038

Mantis' are shit and deserve to be purged.

>> No.14512040
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Fine, be paranoid. More kuubugs for me.

>> No.14512041

The first doesn't sound like something that would be enjoyable to put ones dick in.

The last two again, just sound like dicks.

>> No.14512043

I want to be bullied, does that make me an Alp?

>> No.14512044

It looks like the face of someone biding their time. Trust me anon, these MGs are bad news. Don't fall for their wiles.

>> No.14512046

I dunno. Sure, "Desert Flower", but I think "Oasis" is still more applicable to refer to a vagina.

>> No.14512050

Masochism is not a cause for alping, merely a possible side-effect.

>> No.14512051

Have fun when they cut off your limbs and eat you alive.

>> No.14512054

Only wanting to be the little girl makes you an alp.

>> No.14512058

That depends. Do you find the idea of sitting on an upright cucumber pleasurable?

>> No.14512059

>"Ugh, jeeze, you're wanking again? W-what's this? You have an armor fetish? Ugh, gross dude. I can't look anymore."
>"Wow... you're uh... really getting into it huh?"
>"W-what's so great about... that is NOT how armor works. Like.. at all."
>"T-that's a nice sword though..."

>> No.14512060

Alright, can someone help me? Butter-T is selling his new artbook, but I'm not sure how exactly to purchase it. The only actual link I could find is https://docs.google.com/forms/d/13blCwxP3kJ7NfzNrMDzwoZkXMyDHCoNeGFeRzCm_qqg/viewform?c=0&w=1, which is for preorders which have already passed.

Also, accordig to the page, it costs "300 bath". Now I'm going to assume they mean baht, the thai currency. And according to Google that's $8.30. Is that right? That doesn't sound right for a 20 page full art book.

>> No.14512067

>That doesn't sound right for a 20 page full art book.

All the pictures in the artbook will be covered up by a Patreon logo that takes up 30% of each page. Of course, if you become a $50 dollar patron, then he'll send you the actual artbook for free! Postage and packaging not included, of course.

>> No.14512068


I want more drawings of MGs hugging Anon dakis

>> No.14512069

>tfw almost any imaginative works you instantly insert characters as their most fitting mgs
I've been here too long. Makes for good imaginings though.

>> No.14512070

Did a mantis rape your father or something?

>> No.14512073

He's a false-flagger trying to start a shitstorm. Just don't reply to him.
Hopefully he'll get himself b& again.

>> No.14512077

But why choose mantis when there's other monstergirls that attract more bait?

>> No.14512080

No you need to give him 300 baths.
Soap him up, gayboy.

>> No.14512083

Wasn't it proven that they only do that when under massive amounts of stress, i.e. under captive observation, and never actually practice it in the wild?

>> No.14512089

Actually $8 sounds just right for a self-published 20 page artbook. That's how much such things go for in Japan, after all; makes since that the Thai-sellout would hock his at a similar price, given that most of his stuff is directed at a Japanese audience?

How to get that book though, no fucking clue. I looked at the sales page, and it seemed a bunch of gibberish.

>> No.14512092
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Pretty much, yeah.

>> No.14512095

Mantis a shit.

>> No.14512104

He just really hates Mantises for some reason.

>> No.14512105

Is it the same dude who loved them, got trolled with the whole eating thing and now has a fervent hate of them like a girl scorned?

>> No.14512110

Were you scared by bugs as a kid? Hate pointy things? Your dad leave your mom for a Mantis? Or are you still mad over that piece of art?

>> No.14512115

It probably is.

>> No.14512119

I've always hated bugs.

>> No.14512123

But she's not a bug, she's a bug person with tits.

>> No.14512124
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Hugged warmly

>> No.14512128

Still complete garbage that'll murder you the second you put your guard down.

>> No.14512132
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Ayyy I'm back with more of that thing I write. Hope you guys enjoy chapter 8, even if it's a bit short..


Remember to love and protect your MGs.

>> No.14512133

The only thing she'll murder is your dick. With love.

>> No.14512136

I'm going to stuff an Amazon and theres nothing any of you can do about it!

>> No.14512140 [SPOILER] 
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This guy gets it.

>> No.14512141

With Younglings?

>> No.14512143

Bullshit, Mantis' will slowly torture you and eat your bloody mess of a body when you finally die.

>> No.14512148

No, they'll snuggle up against you and make you smile.

>> No.14512149

...Yeah, eventually.

>> No.14512150

Fun-ky tow-wel
Towel's got the funk

>> No.14512151

Well she probably has the same in mind too about you.

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>> No.14512158

They'll slice the flesh from your body and make you watch as she eats it.

>> No.14512163

She'll hunt wild animals and try to turn them into a meal for you.

>> No.14512165
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I'd watch her eat my flesh, if you catch my meaning.

>> No.14512170

Well, they're both precious places, and they'll both be wet by the time I'm done with them.

>> No.14512174

She'll disembowel you and eat your guts.

The only flesh she'll be eating is your face.

>> No.14512176

If she hugs him too tight, that child is going to get thoroughly Leo-and-Satan'd.

>> No.14512180
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I don't know what it is about giant claws I like so much. Maybe it's just because they look cool.

>> No.14512181
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She may not look it, but she has fine motor skills.

>> No.14512183

wait, i've played that game before


>> No.14512184

This image is making me uneasy.

>> No.14512186

She'll make grumpy boys open up so they can eat the meal she made, even if she has to make airplane noises to do it.

>> No.14512187

I would give anything to have an Abyssal harem.

>> No.14512188
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I want to get a fancy cheese for my mouse waifu on Christmas, any recommendations?

>> No.14512194

10 year old cheddar.

>> No.14512198
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A reasonable desire.

>> No.14512204

She'll slowly cut open the necks of young boys she lured in so she can watch the light die out in her meal's eyes.

Mantis' are fucking garbage.

>> No.14512209

>You will never be dragged into an abandoned shrine by a group of faceless kitsune

>> No.14512210

I was just going to say that, I was there when that happened, it was hilarious.

>> No.14512212

I remember that doujin, it ended with him being a complete slut for mofu.

>> No.14512213

Will they drug the tea and whisper lewd things?

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>> No.14512219

She wants to wear a dress for the first time and feel loved.

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>> No.14512222

She wants to decapitate the guy and eat his face while raping his corpse. Fuck off Mantisfag, not everyone has a snuff fetish.

>> No.14512231

She wants to kiss him on the nose as she has handholding sex with him.

>> No.14512233

She wants to eat his nose after cutting off his hands so he can't fight. Never trust a Mantis, it's almost as bad as trusting a nigger.

>> No.14512240

So if one were to hand a confession to you, you would smack it away and call her names?

>> No.14512242

Yes, probably beat her up too.

>> No.14512245

Dude you'd get murdered.

>> No.14512248

That's awful. She's not the monster here, you are.

>> No.14512250
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>> No.14512253
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Let us discuss loli monster girls.

>> No.14512254

Not if you hit her with a weapon.

Last time I checked I don't slowly torture people and eat them.

>> No.14512255

>Attempting to beat up a creature with swords literally growing out of her, along with naturally superhuman precision and reaction speeds, and a complete impassiveness towards maiming and injuring

I hope you have a lot of black belts, and a very good grip on CQC and tactics against armed enemies.

>> No.14512258

Neither does she.

>> No.14512262

They are for protecting and nuturing.

>> No.14512264

Yes she does.

>> No.14512267

You don't have any proof.

>> No.14512268

Oh yes I do.

>> No.14512269

No you don't.

>> No.14512272

Yes I do, you just refuse to see it. Mantis' only want to horrifically murder and eat you.

>> No.14512273
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This thread is in dire need of more oppai lolis!

>> No.14512279

Maybe you're just crazy.

>> No.14512281
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>reread a drawfag story you like for the first time in a while
>notice multiple flaws throughout the piece
>still like the story anyways

>> No.14512283

You're naive.

>> No.14512284

Loli foxes are wonderful.
You'll get them when someone uploads Sandwich 8.

>> No.14512285

No, I know that you're a grump anon who needs mantis hugs.

>> No.14512287

They are for protecting, nuturing, and orgasm via milking.

>> No.14512288

I would sooner kill myself.

>> No.14512289
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man I wish there was more soldier beetle art.

>> No.14512293

What are some of out most comfy stories? Stories that make you go, 'I got nothin' to do today I'm gonna re read that one thing that made me feel all fuzzy inside that I read that one time'

It's rainy, and I need pointers

>> No.14512295

It's just a hug.

>> No.14512304

From a murderous bug.

>> No.14512311

She never harmed a soul in her life.

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>> No.14512317
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i know its not that good, but I got this from the draw threads a while back

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>> No.14512321

But she really is a nice girl.

>> No.14512322

Wish they didn't have that giant bug part of them would seem like a hassle to be withthanks to the size of that

>> No.14512328

More lies.

>> No.14512333
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well there's this

>> No.14512341

>Still replying to the autist

>> No.14512349

You're being paranoid. She's fine.

It's funny.

>> No.14512358

She's not fine, she's a murderer.

>> No.14512361

Is she now? Maybe she was framed.

>> No.14512362
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Praise it.

>> No.14512366
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Reminder that Shogs are perfection

>> No.14512368

Not with that autists monstergirlsona present.

>> No.14512371

All Mantis' are murdering man eaters.

>> No.14512378

That's a bold claim.

>> No.14512379

Yes, yes I praise it!

>> No.14512380

It's true.

>> No.14512381

But you have nothing to prove it.

>> No.14512382 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.14512386

I don't need to prove it, they prove it for me.

>> No.14512387 [SPOILER] 
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Slimes in general are top tier. Adding on Old One powers is just cheating.

>> No.14512389

I remember this. Needs a continuation. Thanks for these, anon.

>> No.14512390

All I see are cute bugs.

>> No.14512392

That plush toy looks pretty fuckable

>> No.14512394

I see horrific monsters that eat you alive and screaming.

>> No.14512395 [SPOILER] 
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But Sona isn't a Monster Girl.

>> No.14512397

What a fearsome frauline!

>> No.14512401

[TL's note:]What a scary bitch!

>> No.14512404
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Something that fuzzy and inhuman shouldn't have hips that fuckable. But it do, and a part of me is okay with that.

>> No.14512405

Then that's your problem.

>> No.14512411
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Does anyone else here start writing from multiple different parts of a chapter and then just try to bridge the gaps between them?

>> No.14512417

I've thought about it, but I don't believe myself capable of keeping the story flow intact if I tried. Start to finish is my way. All the achronological scenes and ideas stay in my head until it's their time to be written, anyway.

>> No.14512418

I generally get one idea, write that idea out, then write everything else around that.

>> No.14512421

Oh. I just have to take different story elements, stuff them on the page in the right order and then just keep writing each segment until they connect.

>> No.14512423

that's actually how most screenwriters function; especially if there's multiple writers.

>> No.14512429

Aww, my little wurm wants to take over the world.

Who wants headpats?

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>> No.14512434

It doesn't help that her voice is distilled sex.

>> No.14512439

She gon git all the head pats.

>> No.14512446
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I don't know if it's the calm, ethereal echo that she has going on, or just the occasional humming and philosophy , but yeah, that voice is something.

>> No.14512449

I want to dress up as a doctor and have my waifu dress up as an nurse so we can give our Kobold daughteru the lewdest checkup imaginable!

>> No.14512456

if it didn't have those eyes..

>> No.14512457

That's irredeemably lewd. I love it.

>> No.14512461
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Been to /a/. Seen Zombie tits & ass. Why does Zombina have such a good body?

>> No.14512464

It's not like it can get any worse, or put on any weight.
She must've been fit when she died.

>> No.14512467
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Someone made a bunch of de-lolified Monster Girls that I've never seen posted here, so I'll dump them.

I guess this is what happens when the Onee-sabbath and Hathor Cult join forces to raid the Sabbath.

>> No.14512472

I think she's just Frankensteined together of the hottest girls a crazy Frankensteiner killed to create the ultimate hottie.
And then the incompetent assistant called Igor got them a fujo brain.

>> No.14512474

>implying being with a zombie is suffering
Have fun with your frivolous cat girls you basic bastard

>> No.14512476
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>> No.14512478

Needs to be thicker.

>> No.14512479

She can sew onto herself any body-part she wants, so she would obviously only choose grade A+ parts.

>> No.14512480

Not too fond of it.

This works better though.
My god, those thighs are ridiculous.

>> No.14512481
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There is thicker, these lolis are practically MILF proportioned. Would you take responsibility for one?

>> No.14512486
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Anyways, here's the rest. God damn the Familiar is thick as fuck.

Why are big thick thighs the best?


>> No.14512487

Of course.
I'd take them so thick that she has to go pantiless because none fit.

>> No.14512490

>Chuuni Shoggoth maid
>You're feeling a little under the weather, she tells you to get some rest
>Napping in bed when the doorbell wakes you
>"Ilyaa n'gha mnahn' hlirgh, my master remains dreaming."
>You shuffle out of bed and down the hall to stop her from scaring another pair of girl scouts or something
>"No he isn't." you mumble as you round the corner
>If you weren't still a little groggy, you would swear her feet actually left the ground when she jumped at the sound of your voice
>"M-master! Shouldn't you still be in bed?"
>You notice the guy at the door, a UPS driver, he seems a little spooked
>You opt to answer her question by shooting her a look and ask the delivery guy what he's here for
>"I uh, got a package. Sign please."
>You sign and hand him the pad back, and he shoves the package into your hands and walks back to his truck very, very briskly
>You notice her fidgeting a little as you open the box
>Black lights
>6 packages of black lights
>You ask her what they're for
>"S-so I can better warn visitors that they're entering my master's realm of darkness from which there can be no escape..."
>She's staring at the floor
>"Don't change every bulb, I still need to be able to see at night. I'm going back to bed."
>"Y-yes master!"

>> No.14512494

What's wrong with all their faces?

>> No.14512496

Their faces weird me the fuck out but the bodies are nice.

>> No.14512499
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>Taking the loli out of oppai loli
I do not approve.

>> No.14512501

We need to go thicker.

>> No.14512502

The artist can't draw them well, is what.
I mean, look at that archimp. It's like someone stuck a potato on top of a pear, and painted it to look like a person.

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Am...Am I too late to hang out with the big mantis girls Anon-senpai? I had to fly all the way over from /tg/... I'm sorry I'm so small and can't fly as fast as other monster girls...

>> No.14512507

All of those look terrible, sorry.

>> No.14512509

>Come back after working late
>Not really paying attention, walk up the descending stairs and exit through the entrance
>Lose your breath because you're underwater
>Catch it again
>Hold it
>You don't really remember the hallway being so troublesome to traverse, but you lets the wall walk a circle around you and you step into the ceiling, maid comes to greet you, sinking up through the floor
>She's beaming.
>"Good afternoon, Master!"
>"Did you do something while I was out?"
>"Yes, master! I-I thought you might like a bit more non-euclidean geography around the home."
>"It does remind me somewhat of our honeymoon. Were you feeling homesick?"
>"A little..."
>Walk out of the kitchen and into the kitchen, reach behind you and grope for the handle of the fridge across the room
>Open it, pull out a bottle of ale, nicely chilled
>"I'm tired, so call me when dinner is ready. I'm going to take a bath."
>"Sure! Just let me draw it first."
>She pulls out a pencil and notebook

>> No.14512510

Motherfucker, you need to write about this. Especially this one.

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>> No.14512513

I will if I ever decide to not be anon anymore. I feel like as soon as I write a story and post it that'll be the end of my posting.

>> No.14512519

Is she going to draw the bath into existence, or draw the bath so anon can just step into the paper and bathe like that?
Either way, I like this. It's good that you're writing about non-euclidian shoggth space.

>> No.14512520

It wasn't for me.

>> No.14512522

>that'll be the end of my posting.
I would be okay with this.

>> No.14512525

Who are you?


>> No.14512526

Pls sthap
They all look like utter shit
My poor eyes

>> No.14512527

We need more abominations

>> No.14512529

Uh oh Anon.

You were out shopping when, in a flash of white light, a tall, scarred, and cybernetically enhanced figure steps from it.

It's your waifu from the future where her evil is law and she's come to take you back with her so she can be happy again you died in a toasting accident

Can your present waifu protect your or will she have to wait until she's an evil warlord to steal you back from herself?

Or does a threesome engage?

>> No.14512530

Well, if you're going to keep posting ideas like that Doctor/Nurse/Patient family combo, I wouldn't mind a few more. Turning that concept into a story would also be pretty great, though.

>> No.14512532

Well fine, because of this salty prick this fa/tg/uy won't drop other mg-esque drawfag art he got.

What's wrong with wings on a mantis girl? Mantises have wings afterall! Also, that particular drawfag delivery was based on an entirely adorable mantis I found in my garden one day just before winter hit the neighborhood.

I was wondering why I stayed away from /jp/, guess I have my answer. I'll protect all my cute friends from your salt!

>> No.14512534

But that doesn't make any sense. If she took me back now, then it could influence her ascent to being an evil cyborg warlord. Just to name one possible paradox.

Really, if she has access to time-travel tech, why not go back in time a bit sooner, and just grab me shortly before the accident? Like, literally the second before, so that she still thinks I died, thus keeping her inspiration to time-travel back and save me from it. Stable time loop.

>> No.14512535

I mean, I'll probably write about it someday. Someday when I don't have other things I should be working on.

>> No.14512536
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>> No.14512537

This is why you don't delolify things.

>> No.14512539

It reminds me of THAT guy from tumbrl, you know, the one who did double futa wock and other quality MGs pcs

>> No.14512540

It's not nearly that bad, but it's not art you'd ever want to spend any amount of money on.

>> No.14512544

That's harsh now, they aren't that bad.

>> No.14512545

You tell her this.
She stands there for a moment with her jaw open as if the thought has never crossed her mind.
Quite sheepishly, as everyone in the store is now staring, she asks if she can live in your home for a while until she builds a second time machine.

>> No.14512547

Who is this and is there any SFW art of her? Because holy shit that looks cool. I mean, I like the lewd stuff too but I'd like to have something I can show around in pleasant company as well.

>> No.14512548

>"Look, I believe you, I really do. And clearely you've been through a lot. I get that. But you have to let me go, I just bought this new toaster and I've been dying to try it out."

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>> No.14512555

Oh, nevermind.
Checked the snakes just in case but all good.

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They are Kindred, the dual spirit of death in LoL. The white one is Lamb, who grants a swift end to those who accept death, and the other one is Wolf, who rips apart those who try to defy death when their time comes.

>> No.14512558

She screams, rips the toaster from your hands, and asks the cashier for a return before commanding that she's the only one who will do the toasting in your life.

>> No.14512563

I am totally alright with this. I don't normally dive into MMO character art because that more often than not makes me regret that my shitty craptop probably couldn't even handle Runescape anymore... but this time I will!

>> No.14512564

So back from a vacation, or

>> No.14512565

>tfw can't being myself to like LoL characters because it's not my kind of game and the fanbase is cancer
They have some really nice designs too.

>> No.14512569

>"You're killin me woman! That toast was gonna be dead fuckin' tasty! Uuuugh, I could just die!"
I'm sure my waifu would appreciate a cyborg future her.

>> No.14512573

What is she?
And will they team up on you in bed?

>> No.14512575

Wight, so I can't help but think the cybernetics is an aesthetic thing. Maybe by death heralded a chuuni cyber punk phase in her? And yes. Yes they will. It'll be to die for.

>> No.14512576

>Roboticist/Engineer waifu

She'd enjoy having a kidred spirit to work with/on.
"Remember how it always was a bit uncomfortable when our husband did anal with us? Well, I've fitted a lubrication unit inside your sphincter to accomodate for the tightness. I know for a fact you'll enjoy it."

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That's a fanart of her, since they've never shown her without the mask (or even said if there's anything under it). This one is closer to her in-game design.
Ignore the fanbase. That's what I do at least, and the game is much more enjoyable for it. But yeah, she's probably my favorite champion design-wise in a long time. Her art, voice, and music all make her seem like she came from a Studio Ghibli movie or something.

>> No.14512578

Well, alright, that should be fine.

Maybe she could give herself some pointers on establishing her evil empire.

>> No.14512580

Good man, enjoy your necro-cyborg wife.

What is she?
A lich?
would they try to out upgrade each other?

What about current wife?
Is she going to be abandoned?

>> No.14512582

>too shy to show what's under the mask
>cute and fluffy as fuck
>merciful deathbringer
Shit, this is starting to sound like something I know.

Also, if it weren't for the cancerous fanbase I'd probably try to waifu her now. But if I did I'm sure people will consider me part of the cancerous fanbase.

>Studio Ghibli
I can totally see it, especially given Princess Mononoke.

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Wolves are made for petting!

>> No.14512585

I want to raise a large family with a very Christian Holst priestess who is the pastor of a small protestant congregation.

I want to make constant 'holy cow' puns.

>> No.14512588

I think they are roughly the same face-wise
Especially witch
The lack of any proportion doesn't help either

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Funnily enough, there's a cow out there for you.

>> No.14512591

>Offered a place to sleep within pastor Holst's community.
>Shown to my bed for the night.
>Lie on top.
>It's filled with cornflakes, making it impossible to masturbate without her knowing.
>Try anyway.
>Get a stern talking to in the morning about God and Jesus.

>> No.14512593

>Is she going to be abandoned
What? Of course not. Like I said, her future-self might be able to give her some pointers on her future as a cybernetic warlord while she's living with us.

I'll have to encourage them both not to get too ahead of themselves though. Even with future knowledge in hand, my waifu shouldn't make her move too soon. If she establishes her Empire in advance of when she previously did, it could also advance the date of my accident, completely messing up the timeline when she goes back to save me after constructing her next time machine.

>> No.14512598
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>What is she?

>would they try to out upgrade each other?
Qutie possibly. I wouldn't mind a few augumentations, but I think I'd like the waifu from my time to at stay mostly organic.

>> No.14512606

How did that "at" get in there? Very mysterious.

>> No.14512608

Best Wife.

>> No.14512609

Too fat

Acceptable but the face is still off

>> No.14512617

And you'll be there this time!

Just hope their enhancements don't take a more biological turn.

Don't want the war of ass and titties do we?

>> No.14512618

Letting the fanbase determine how you feel about something is pretty hipster, Anon. Like furries; I don't hate them because of the people that like them, I hate them because snouts look retarded. If you're going to hate, hate for the right reasons.

>> No.14512623

Not him, but I find it hard to like something that I have to constantly justify myself for and still get regarded as a faggot no matter what I say. Sure I could like what I like in secret, but having discussions about what I like shouldn't be too much to ask.

>> No.14512626

But I'm not. I'm just not going to put her on a pedestal or proclaim her mai waifu because then either I will be hated for being a LoL fan or the LoL fans will start sending me death threats or some shit. I've heard they're pretty damn extremist sometimes. I know artists that are afraid to draw LoL characters because the fanbase will flip its collective shit if they draw it "wrong" (which is pretty much a certainty since they're a prime example of an unpleasable fanbase)

>> No.14512627

Isn't that the holy grail?

>> No.14512629

Most cuddly wife.

How would one engage in a war of ass and titties? What tactics and strategies would be required to win battles in such a war?

>> No.14512632

Y u h8 muh furries?

Don't worry, I'm a furry and I think the snouts look pretty shit most of the time, there's only a few that actually do nicely those are generally feline faces that lean towards monster girl styles. Also, fursuit heads look creepy as hell. Some are better than others, but they still creep me out at least a little.

>> No.14512636

Same. Some artists do it very well, but I still sometimes want to fall myself off a cliff for being in the same fandom as the vast majority of furries.

>> No.14512637

How did you enjoy Rainfurrest 2015, and all the diaperfur/babyfur/discarded used diapers/public gimp-suit wearing/pool shitting/general vandalism/mass Twitter outrage that spawned as a result of it?

>> No.14512638

It sounds like you're trying to discuss interests with people that don't share them. Why would you even do that? Of course they would react negatively.

If you mean you need to be a part of a community focused on an interest to be able to enjoy it, and that particular community is too toxic for you, then that I would understand. I don't share that need though, and I don't understand how anyone who can stomach this place could get driven off by league fags. They're bad but we're worse.

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>> No.14512648

As I am not a very active member of the subculture, I don't keep up with current events really. I pretty much stick to hanging out with my reasonable stealthfur friends and a handful of other non-cringefurs. And while I have a Twitter I've used it all of twice, once to contact a game dev for something, and once to track down Steve Napierski of The Outer Circle and Dueling Analogues to let him know his TOC website was down.

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I much prefer this sign, myself.

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>What tactics and strategies would be required to win battles in such a war?
I'm just going to say, most cuddly wife wins automatically with no need for weapons or augmentations.

>> No.14512655

They aren't any more autistic than us. Do you let the thread dictate what monsters you like?

>> No.14512656

Why do people hate furries? Because the majority of them never shut up about it. I mean, really, "Steathfur"? Just, y'know, not talking about it at all works just as well as making up a word.

Also that. That entire...I don't even know what to call what that was.

What's the worse part of humanity? The manchildren whining about safe-spaces and how they have a right to be ignorant idiots and take away rights from other people?


Or, y'know, we could just plot how to murder both.

>> No.14512664

I'm watching spooky videos late at night and now I'm constantly looking behind me

What Monster Girl would make the best onee-san to keep me safe?