Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Sat Dec 19 22:40:29 2015 No.14508429 [Reply] [Original]

It's cold out, so remember to keep your waifu warm.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 22:41:15 2015 No.14508433 It was so dark anons, I was scared.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 22:42:13 2015 No.14508438 Maids are olev

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 22:43:35 2015 No.14508442 >>14508429 Wanna ____ that maus. Gonna ____ that maus.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 22:44:31 2015 No.14508447 What a perfect post to end the last thread with.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 22:44:31 2015 No.14508448 >>14508442 [X] Tie up and spank [X] Tie up and spank

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 22:45:13 2015 No.14508451 >>14508442 headpat

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 22:45:53 2015 No.14508454 File: 636 KB, 777x1100, 1430701258493.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14508447 Indeed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 22:45:57 2015 No.14508456 >>14508442 I want to mouth-feed her cheese and make her wear a latex catsuit!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 22:48:06 2015 No.14508464 File: 239 KB, 1406x810, monster girls in their natural habitat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She's a monster, not your waifu!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 22:48:54 2015 No.14508470 File: 92 KB, 500x537, NopkEAg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14508429 Bundle up your daughterus to play in the snow and give them hot cocoa when they come in

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 22:48:55 2015 No.14508471 >>14508464 That's awfully rude of you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 22:49:07 2015 No.14508473 >>14508442 Disregard

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 22:49:40 2015 No.14508476 >>14508442 HEAT

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 22:49:52 2015 No.14508478 >>14508442 sniff

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 22:51:13 2015 No.14508482 File: 121 KB, 367x600, Matango.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] CAUTION: I guess you're allowed to click this time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 22:51:44 2015 No.14508486 >>14508442 Make daughterus with. Marry.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 22:51:46 2015 No.14508487 >>14508470 Man, Wendigo's look so comfy. It's kind of like they're a living body pillow, except even warmer, cuter and fluffier.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 22:51:54 2015 No.14508490 File: 1.09 MB, 992x1403, inb4 >that face.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14508470 Wendigos are cuuute little ravenous carnivores.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 22:53:24 2015 No.14508496 >>14508464 Yeah, you're probably right.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 22:53:24 2015 No.14508497 >>14508482 Like this, but with NBC gear. https://youtu.be/8pRihxvk4YY

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 22:54:40 2015 No.14508501 >>14508490 >that face is his best one

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 22:55:32 2015 No.14508508 >>14508490 >that belly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 22:56:52 2015 No.14508513 >>14508508 >not the birthing hips and thick thighs

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 22:56:54 2015 No.14508515 >>14508454 Tig ol' lich bitties.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 22:57:21 2015 No.14508517 >>14508490 I want her to berate me for trying to pull out and then passionately leg lock me with those fuzzy inner thighs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 22:58:02 2015 No.14508519 >>14508490 I wanna violate that awawawa

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 22:58:20 2015 No.14508520 >>14508487 I often wonder how they attain their coats though.

Anonymous Sat Dec 19 22:59:39 2015 No.14508524

It's such a shame that monstergirls are not well received in western media, or even well known at all for that matter, outside of things like Tolkien-esque hard fantasy settings.

I tried pitching a cartoon pilot to a few studios this past year for a series that would have featured a number of monstergirls as regular characters, but no one was interested. If it isn't the next MLP or SU, studios couldn't give less of a shit right now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 23:00:56 2015 No.14508530 >>14508520 Built from animal furs and enchanted to become more warmer, comfier, and space-time bending.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 23:01:25 2015 No.14508531 >>14508524 This bait has qualities similar to a pasta.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 23:02:15 2015 No.14508534 >>14508524 This is hardly a bad thing, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 23:02:27 2015 No.14508535 >>14508530 Makes sense.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 23:02:40 2015 No.14508536 >>14508524 >It's such a shame that monstergirls are not well received in western media Yeah, so sad. No

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 23:02:51 2015 No.14508537 >>14508524 You're not being serious are you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 23:03:10 2015 No.14508539 File: 121 KB, 367x600, 1450584190869.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] CAUTION: I guess you're allowed to click this time.

Anonymous Sat Dec 19 23:03:37 2015 No.14508541

>>14508490
>Little Wendigo daughteru gnawing on the dog's leg
>The dog looks bored
>"Sweetie, don't chew on the dog."
>She asks why
>"Because the dog's your friend, and you don't eat your friends. Besides, would you like it if the dog chewed on you?"
>She says no
>"That's what I thought. Now be a good girl and go wash up for dinner, mommy made deer tonight."
>"Okay!"
>She zooms off

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 23:04:26 2015 No.14508542 File: 283 KB, 338x800, e7de6b1dd67cfc1b55ee6b89712502cc.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] yoooooo

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 23:04:40 2015 No.14508544 >>14508497 Meant for >>14508539 Because anon fucked up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 23:06:34 2015 No.14508546 >>14508542 Holy fuck, those thighs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 23:07:18 2015 No.14508547 File: 110 KB, 566x800, 40268856_big_p16.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to marry a harpy!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 23:07:41 2015 No.14508548 >>14508541 I'd love to try some deer stew.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 23:09:04 2015 No.14508550 >>14508547 I want to FUCK a harpy!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 23:09:19 2015 No.14508551 File: 488 KB, 1056x1100, Tittybird.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14508547 I want to marry a tit harpy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 23:09:36 2015 No.14508553 File: 88 KB, 700x523, 1450041029531.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14508541 >Wendigo waifu always makes meat for dinner >The kids love it

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 23:10:08 2015 No.14508554 >>14508539 There is literally nothing wrong with mushrooms.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 23:12:28 2015 No.14508557 >>14508542 Wights are shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 23:13:52 2015 No.14508560 >>14508557 Not as shit as your taste.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 23:14:26 2015 No.14508561 File: 1.30 MB, 915x1000, Sproink.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14508541 A regular deer right? ...Right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 23:15:08 2015 No.14508563 >>14508554 Nice try, but you're not convincing anyone.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 23:15:28 2015 No.14508564 >>14508561 ayy yo bay b sho me that sopping wet doe cunt

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 23:15:47 2015 No.14508567 >>14508557 You wanna fight?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 23:16:02 2015 No.14508568 >>14508560 Wights are not worth suffering with a Zombie for.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 23:16:08 2015 No.14508569 >>14508561 That looks awful in all honesty.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 23:18:35 2015 No.14508573 >>14508542 アーサー王アーサー王

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 23:18:55 2015 No.14508576 >>14508490 Huh, that face is surprisingly good compared to his other faces

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 23:20:44 2015 No.14508580 File: 307 KB, 670x377, 000.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14508524 There are mgs in western media They are just not good

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 23:20:58 2015 No.14508581 >>14508568 What makes you say that? I think they're lovely.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 23:21:41 2015 No.14508582 >>14508557 You're mom is okay. You on the other hand, are ugly as fuck. And you'll probably die alone, like the salty piece of shit you are.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 23:22:40 2015 No.14508586 File: 171 KB, 1280x905, 1449643508195.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14508576 I'm generally fine with Barbs faces, so I dan't have any issue either way.

Anonymous Sat Dec 19 23:24:58 2015 No.14508593

I keep disappointing my waifu. She's trying to help me become a better and more responsible person but it's difficult to change decades of bad habits.

Sorry for the blog post. I just want to make my waifu happy since she is always there for me whenever I need her

Anonymous Sat Dec 19 23:26:10 2015 No.14508596

>>14508524
>I tried pitching a cartoon pilot to a few studios this past year for a series that would have featured a number of monstergirls as regular characters, but no one was interested. If it isn't the next MLP or SU, studios couldn't give less of a shit right now.
Tell us more, I'm interested.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 23:26:13 2015 No.14508597 >>14508568 Not all Wight's are start off as zombies though, and some zombies aren't even that bad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 23:29:09 2015 No.14508600 >>14508551 Ditto. She is going to have to wear the full bridal lingerie outfit when she rides down the aisle on my dick.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 23:29:37 2015 No.14508601 >>14508586 >That Zombutt You know, I'm starting to get used to the faces

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 23:31:22 2015 No.14508607 >You will never teach a Mantis to smile using your dick

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 23:34:11 2015 No.14508609 >>14508600 How's that supposed to work?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 23:38:55 2015 No.14508619 >>14508607 obfuscate this more for me, please

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 23:39:24 2015 No.14508620 I want to be a Paladin who tries to destroy my fallen now-Succubus Teacher, and fail because she has the high ground and become wounded and crippled!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 23:40:52 2015 No.14508623 >>14508580 It's literally bratz but with Universal studio monsters.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 23:41:08 2015 No.14508624 >>14508609 Hmm, i guess it'd just end up being white lacy crotchless panties and a bra then. She's covered in fluffy stuff every where else.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 23:47:19 2015 No.14508632 name a reason why slit pupils aren't best pupils

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 23:48:40 2015 No.14508634 >>14508632 Because heart pupils exist

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 23:48:56 2015 No.14508635 >>14508632 They're best when there's a girl with black sclera.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 23:51:23 2015 No.14508637 File: 287 KB, 722x1024, Pyramid Song.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Khepri. http://pastebin.com/ZMNYMFKC

Anonymous Sat Dec 19 23:54:10 2015 No.14508644

Thanks alot you faggots. Thanks to your positivity, I managed to improve my knitting skills enough to make a quality scarf in the colors that my Chochin Obake grandmother likes.

Maybe it'll help her stop asking me why I haven't gotten a girlfriend when I'm in college.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 23:57:43 2015 No.14508646 File: 78 KB, 720x455, q9sG9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14508644 >in college >graduate college >graduate master's degree i dun fucked up i think

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 23:57:55 2015 No.14508648 >>14508619 http://exhentai.org/g/884733/fdbe4f52e5/

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 23:58:51 2015 No.14508651 >>14508644 I'm proud of you, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 00:01:18 2015 No.14508654 >>14508646 I want to be a teacher and teach a class of Monster Girl Highschoolers that abstinence is the way!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 00:01:21 2015 No.14508655 I want to make a monstergirl a single mother. Which one is best for that?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 00:02:00 2015 No.14508657 >>14508637 noice

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 00:02:02 2015 No.14508658 >>14508619 >>14508648 I remember a doujin that was the opposite: girlfriend wanted to make her stone-faced boyfriend show expression through sex, but it turns out his expressive face was incredibly ugly, and she regretted it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 00:03:06 2015 No.14508660 >>14508569 How so?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 00:03:12 2015 No.14508661 >>14508644 Kanji, we talked about that already Knitting is helluva gay I bet you like dudes

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 00:04:16 2015 No.14508662 Has this been updated yet? http://pastebin.com/4aGm9tya

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 00:05:48 2015 No.14508665 File: 16 KB, 480x360, dudes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14508661

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 00:08:26 2015 No.14508668 >>14508593 As long as you try, your waifu will feel happy that you. Plus you still feel guilt, that's good, that means you still want to try instead of feeling apathy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 00:09:33 2015 No.14508672 Waifufags census. Just pick something damn it http://strawpoll.me/6314528

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 00:11:26 2015 No.14508674 >>14508672 >waifu(s) >(s) Shit poll.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 00:12:57 2015 No.14508677 >>14508674 Hey, some people have big hearts!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 00:13:04 2015 No.14508678 >>14508672 >BERNIE SANDERS

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 00:15:21 2015 No.14508683 File: 64 KB, 410x600, niggaichi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 00:15:29 2015 No.14508684 >>14508637 That was some nice shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 00:17:07 2015 No.14508687 >>14508672 I don't pay for art, but all the art made for my favorite species done here is because of me in some way.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 00:21:13 2015 No.14508693 >>14508683 That one looks a little low res.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 00:22:48 2015 No.14508695 >>14508672 >>14508674 >>14508677 If this poll was to figure out how many serious waifufags were here, you fucked up by treating waifu in the meme sense. >>14508687 What girl is she?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 00:23:00 2015 No.14508696 >>14508672 >4 (four) alps We have a problem of overpopulation here. >>14508687 I think you are a poorfag. Don't worry, we know you love her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 00:25:53 2015 No.14508701 x is best girl

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 00:26:33 2015 No.14508702 >>14508695 That's a secret.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 00:28:02 2015 No.14508704 >>14508696 >We have a problem of overpopulation here. That's barely enough alps to fill a harem.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 00:29:54 2015 No.14508705 >>14508660 Butterface up the ass man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 00:29:58 2015 No.14508706 >>14508701 bait

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 00:31:16 2015 No.14508708 >>14508695 What, did you wanted me to explain what a waifu is? Yes, there are people with more than one waifu, who cares.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 00:31:54 2015 No.14508709 >>14508672 >5 Alps That's enough to make an Alp Megazord.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 00:33:07 2015 No.14508711 >>14508709 What color Alp would form the head?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 00:33:47 2015 No.14508712 >>14508709 I want to see that dockingu scene.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 00:35:07 2015 No.14508714 >>14508712 Your comment made me think of two alps docking and trying not to look at each other as their petite chests are pressed against each other.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 00:35:25 2015 No.14508715 >>14508711 Hopefully a red-haired brown one.

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 00:38:12 2015 No.14508717

>>14508708
>Yes, there are people with more than one waifu, who cares
People with waifus who take it seriously. You go anywhere where they congregate and say you have more than one waifu, and you'd be kicked out faster than you came for adultery. Similar responses would occur if you expressed interest in a 3d (real) woman, or viewing your waifu as anything less than your real wife.

>But that's autistic
Yes, and your point?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 00:39:56 2015 No.14508718 If only the audio of that 'Waifuism and You' video wasn't so shit...

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 00:41:05 2015 No.14508720 I want a centaur to laugh at my tiny penis! I want this to be completely unfair because human dicks are all tiny compared to horse dicks!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 00:41:54 2015 No.14508722 >>14508718 Isn't that the one guy who says in the video it's wrong to not want a slutty girl, and that you should want one because she's more experienced?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 00:49:21 2015 No.14508732 >>14508717 The thing is, some people think they can have more than one waifu, and is well received in KC's setting. Besides, just check the results, what do they tell us?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 00:50:51 2015 No.14508735 >>14508732 >check the results, what do they tell us? That we have a lot of people here who want to be alps?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 00:52:53 2015 No.14508740 >>14508735 I think we already knew that anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 00:53:19 2015 No.14508741 Alp Pride Worldwide

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 00:53:30 2015 No.14508742 >>14508735 Just more proof that a /jp/ meetup would end horribly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 00:55:03 2015 No.14508747 File: 274 KB, 200x200, tewi dance.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14508672 Where is "I hate every single one of you and come here just to shitpost" option?

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 00:55:31 2015 No.14508748

>>14508735
Let's look at this from an objective standpoint. If you become an Alp, you get magic powers, wings, benefits from being a monster girl in a monster girl dominated society, get to wear cute dresses and be cute, and have a man wrapped around your finger. Also sex is apparently better as a girl.

Really, who wouldn't want to be an Alp?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 00:57:30 2015 No.14508752 File: 93 KB, 640x480, 1450585638947.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14508747 Don't be a bitchnigga.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 00:58:15 2015 No.14508754 >>14508748 But I want to fuck my waifu with my dick without being a /d/eviant.

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 00:59:21 2015 No.14508757

>>14508742
>Just more proof that a /jp/ meetup would end sexily.
Fixed for you. All these guys want to be Alps. Alps in the setting are guys who think they're women. They're the one monstergirl who can exist in real life and we potentially have a room of them here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:00:30 2015 No.14508761 File: 164 KB, 400x607, f4860bcb67d8e79cffea63d19e976784.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14508672 Add a "I want to alp and commission/troll drawthreads for pictures of alps" option.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:01:55 2015 No.14508765 >>14508742 >/jp/ gets wizarded off to KC land >it becomes a deathrace over who can get claimed by a real MG before the alp brigade scoops them up The horror... The horror...

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:04:11 2015 No.14508769 >>14508765 Honestly, if I ended up in a monstergirl world I'd only focus on getting back here. Monstergirls are fun as a fantasy thing, but the more I think about it the worse a world with them seems.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:05:52 2015 No.14508772 >Albino Kikimora Great or greatest?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:06:36 2015 No.14508774 >>14508765 Look on the bright side, there's only 6 alps, that's enough for one sentai team and a sixth ranger, which is probably something rare like an Alp Alraune or an Alp Lich.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:07:22 2015 No.14508776 File: 159 KB, 450x600, c99fc88d7b2419ae77660d0904389de7.png?2512547.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:07:26 2015 No.14508777 File: 195 KB, 1216x912, 1435004391833.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14508772 Sounds neato.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:08:17 2015 No.14508778 >>14508769 Would you go and learn magic so you can dig deeper and deeper into the arcane arts and find a way to open a portal to our dimension? We need a cabal of wizards to do that.

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:08:28 2015 No.14508780

>>14508568
>suffering with a Zombie for.
Zombies are cute as fuck, fuck you. Zombies are better than Wights because you get to experience looking after her and being witness firsthand to her zombie mischief, and can remind her centuries down the track how she used to spend hours shaping a figure of you out of clothes that smelled like you, then hug attacking it, before the real you walked back in and she latched onto you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:08:33 2015 No.14508783 >>14508776 Why am I filled with a wave of fear?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:08:55 2015 No.14508785 >>14508772 i dated a girl with albinism. It's not a 'oh, she's really pale' condition, there's a lot of more serious facets to it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:08:57 2015 No.14508786 >>14508776 Looks creepy, what is that supposed to be?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:08:58 2015 No.14508787 >>14508772 I'd rather an albino Yeti

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:09:13 2015 No.14508789 >>14508769 >get monstergrill waifu >bring her back to our world >show her the joys of modern technology I don't feel like shitting in chamberpots, even if they are magic.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:09:37 2015 No.14508790 >>14508776 Which horrifice am I supposed to stick my wedding tackle in?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:09:59 2015 No.14508791 >>14508568 >tfw like zombies better than wights >wouldn't know what to do if a zombie waifu wight'd out

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:10:23 2015 No.14508792 >>14508778 Maybe, but generally I'd track down the Lilim or Lich responsible for bringing us there, and try to bargain my way home. That or just beg and plead with them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:10:51 2015 No.14508793 >>14508780 Rotting that can't do anything are bad, they're not worth dealing with.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:11:08 2015 No.14508794 File: 635 KB, 907x1261, 54098542_p2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:11:57 2015 No.14508799 >>14508793 Luckily MGE Zombies don't have that issue.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:12:00 2015 No.14508800 >>14508793 Rotting girls*

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:12:01 2015 No.14508801 >>14508789 I wouldn't even do that, Monstergirls would suck in real life, but for different reasons than human women. The world might be interesting to explore though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:12:18 2015 No.14508802 File: 558 KB, 846x1130, IFpEemi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wurms, now in candy flavor

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:13:08 2015 No.14508804 >>14508793 So you're ignorant. Makes more sense now atleast

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:13:20 2015 No.14508805 >>14508799 They still can't do anything aside from walk around and hug you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:13:44 2015 No.14508806 >>14508794 >knee under groin kabe-don This expands dong alright.

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:13:47 2015 No.14508807

>>14508792
What if the being who brought us to that world was a Lilim who peered through dimensions and saw a world with people who actually love monstergirls?
How would you deal with her crying and saying she just wanted someone to love?
Would you marry her to convince her to open the portal?

>>14508794
I really don't like being that guy, but my boner is demanding a source.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:13:57 2015 No.14508808 >>14508802 YOU FOOL >>14508801 I think that would mostly depends on the monstergirl in question.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:14:04 2015 No.14508809 File: 155 KB, 625x1000, ycRGlLn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14508802 Also available in Grape Tootsie Roll Pop flavor

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:14:48 2015 No.14508812 >>14508802 blue board brohan

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:15:24 2015 No.14508813 >>14508802 So is this what happens when a tunneling Wurm accidentally ingests jewels? Because I can totally see Wurms seeing this as a major status symbol. Also, what are you doing you fool? That's uncensored nipple!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:16:25 2015 No.14508816 >>14508809 Looks almost like the "Thanks Doc" flavor to me.

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:16:39 2015 No.14508818

>>14508807
>Thinking this world would love monstergirls
Your forgetting the bible butt bandits and the snackbars and the greedy corporations. My advice to her would be to send in like, five dark matter into the most densely populated cities in the world,shut the portals and check back in a few centuries to see what's happened since.

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:19:05 2015 No.14508823

>>14508807
Hey, I wouldn't force everyone back here, I'd only be doing this to get back myself and maybe bring any others who wanted to do the same. I think you'd be surprised at just how many of us would want to get back to our world if this occurred.
If only a few of us go back it wouldn't affect her plan
fuck no, marrying her would be the most counter productive thing ever for the plan to get home. Also, I'm an autistic socially awkward nobody. Lilims marry great heroes, so I KNOW something is up if she proposes that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:19:39 2015 No.14508825 >>14508637 nice

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:20:19 2015 No.14508827 >>14508772 A shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:20:49 2015 No.14508828 I want a fat bottomed damphir and her oppai loli, vampire little sister to vie for my affection before I just take them both to bed and impregnate them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:22:30 2015 No.14508831 File: 359 KB, 700x1002, Sahuagin2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So, how 'bout them lolis huh?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:23:18 2015 No.14508835 >>14508809 Green eyes and brown skin is the most perfect combination of things to have ever existed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:23:27 2015 No.14508836 >>14508831 Under rated fish.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:23:36 2015 No.14508837 File: 505 KB, 1500x1061, 1375385956313.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14508828 There's just something about blood-suckers, man. >>14508831 School swimsuits are cute

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:24:11 2015 No.14508840 >>14508794 http://exhentai.org/g/884837/aec16aee01/

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:25:05 2015 No.14508843 >>14508818 >wanting to fuck the world up even more Come on, man. In this scenario you get to have your monstergirls and everyone else gets to live their lives as they want instead of our fetish being forced into everyone.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:25:11 2015 No.14508844 File: 173 KB, 905x1655, 3462345235345345.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:25:36 2015 No.14508846 >>14508831 That doesn't even look that loli. Seems more pettanko. >>14508807 >Lilim wanting to marry me Am I being rused?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:25:40 2015 No.14508847 >>14508837 I wanna help Remi get big!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:25:45 2015 No.14508848 >>14508794 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A939QRRSNV4

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:25:51 2015 No.14508849 >>14508837 Yuck, what sickly-looking feet...

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:26:23 2015 No.14508850 Monster girls are filthy sluts and you should absolutely cheat on them at all times.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:26:32 2015 No.14508851 >>14508843 Never know, something good might happen.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:27:03 2015 No.14508854 >>14508809 Needs blue flavor

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:27:04 2015 No.14508855 >>14508831 >loli I think she's just petite. She doesn't look loli.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:27:13 2015 No.14508856 >>14508851 WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYTHING GOOD HAPPEN?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:27:25 2015 No.14508857 >>14508850 Only >>14508844 meets that criteria.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:27:28 2015 No.14508858 File: 328 KB, 623x492, 1449549605430.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14508831 Sahuagins are cute and need more love

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:28:12 2015 No.14508862 >>14508843 At this point, it would actually improve the world.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:28:21 2015 No.14508863 >>14508847 I want Remi to help me get big! if you know what I mean

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:28:46 2015 No.14508866

>>14508720

I want to sneak up on that centaur while she's busy laughing at you and falcon punch her right in the cunt so she stumbles face-first onto your normal human dick.
I want to savage her insides with my FURIOUS FIST, causing her to thrash and spasm wildly while her mouth is stuck wrapped around your dick by the unrelenting force of my constant womb-punching.
I want to leave her a broken, ahegaoing wreck, her front filled with your cum and her back filled with the ANGRY HAND OF VENGEANCE, before I wrench my arm from her horse-cunny and put on my jet-pack.
I want to give you a wordless, MANLY thumbs up as distant valkyries shred triumphantly on their guitars, letting you know it's all up to you now, before I rocket off into the sky for I am needed elsewhere.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:28:50 2015 No.14508867 >>14508863 You want her to help you become buff?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:30:12 2015 No.14508872 >>14508866 That's beautiful, man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:31:09 2015 No.14508877 >>14508866 Never stop

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:31:31 2015 No.14508880 >>14508846 To be fair, you did make it to her castle if you're even having that conversation with her. You probably got good.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:33:15 2015 No.14508883 >>14508858 >why does my house always smell like tuna?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:33:32 2015 No.14508885 >>14508866 I was on the fence until the last line. Yes, this is good. >>14508867 Yes, I want her to help me train my love muscle.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:33:52 2015 No.14508887 What monster girl's ass would you kick into the Milky Way?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:33:56 2015 No.14508888 >>14508880 >got gud I'm megamanning her servant's powers. If I was gud I'd be doing buster-only.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:35:38 2015 No.14508893 >>14508887 Assuming I was Gene, any that got in my way

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:35:50 2015 No.14508896 >>14508887 Amazoness. Fully-charged Fox upsmash.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:36:04 2015 No.14508897 >>14508887 I don't think kicking people into chocolate bars is nice, Anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:36:20 2015 No.14508900 >>14508887 Memecat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:37:04 2015 No.14508901 >>14508887 But if we're on earth they're already in the milky way

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:37:55 2015 No.14508904

>>14508856
mamono mana. The thing is about as influential as gravity when it comes to laws of the universe. It's like sex gravity. Who knows what havoc could be wrought when five crazy high concentrations of it hit humanity in their epicenters. Imagine it. One Dark Matter. Delhi. Gandharva, Houri, Lamia, Girtablilu, Ignis, everywhere. Another to Shanghai, Istanbul, Sao Paulo, New York.

I'd pay to see a world even a hundred years after. I wonder what the Sabbath would to do australia.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:38:09 2015 No.14508906 File: 457 KB, 848x609, 1449290599653.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14508887 I'd paint a monstergirls insides so white, the Milky Way will gain sentience and cry jealous bitch tears as a result of my accomplishment.

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:38:13 2015 No.14508907

>>14508887
A smug Cheshire Cat.
With my penis.

>>14508888
Anon. I'm not sure if you've realized this, but the ability to copy the abilities of monsters you defeat is a pretty legendary thing.
You'd pretty much be the first Blue Mage in that world and that's grounds for a Lilim to want you.
As well as powerful spellcasting monstergirls for that matter.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:38:20 2015 No.14508908 >>14508901 You kick them deeper into the Milky Way.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:39:24 2015 No.14508910 >>14508907 I want to be a Blue Mage in MG world. Sounds like a lot of fun.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:39:25 2015 No.14508911 File: 2.53 MB, 3000x2000, 1449367590068.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm gonna marry a memecat!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:40:04 2015 No.14508913 >>14508911 The memes, Cat The memes

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:41:44 2015 No.14508917 >>14508672 I'm not a poorfag but I don't comission art either. I should change that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:41:52 2015 No.14508918 >>14508911 I'm going to go back in time to tell KC to never make her profile.

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:42:30 2015 No.14508919

>>14508524
Last MG I recall in Western Media was Medusa portrayed by a hot model in the half-assed Clash of the Titans remake.

Who got her head-chopped off because "lol monster go get her head to kill another monster." So yeah. West doesn't much care for MGs. And yet there are enough of us MG fans to propel EMG to one of the best-selling manga out here. Weird dichotomy.

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:42:37 2015 No.14508920

Hypothetical question anons.
If a Houri appeared in your room and told you that you were the chosen of Eros and had to form a harem of 5 monstergirls minimum and impregnate all of them to save the world, what would you choose?
You get to choose their body types, their personalities, and their species and the Houri will transport them all to your room.
You'll also be given the blessing of Eros, which boils down to "Infinite Semen and no refractory period."

If you can't choose, use this.
monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/Mamono

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:43:46 2015 No.14508925 >tfw learned of something MG-related that would probably piss of he thread. Hrm...do I talk about it? Or no?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:43:55 2015 No.14508926 >>14508910 Imagine going up to some powerful monstergirl after besting a Sphinx and asking her a riddle she couldn't possibly solve. It'd be fun to watch her twitch with arousal.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:44:10 2015 No.14508927 >>14508920 Sure, if they were 5 wurms that didn't mind polygamy

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:44:40 2015 No.14508928 >>14508925 no

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:44:48 2015 No.14508929 >>14508918 I'll help you build the time machine.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:44:59 2015 No.14508930 >>14508925 I sense turmoil and destruction lies ahead

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:45:01 2015 No.14508931 >>14508920 FIVE. WENDIGOS.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:45:01 2015 No.14508932 >>14508925 Zippity doo, here's your (You) >>14508927 Anon, you're the chosen of Eros. They're down with polygamy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:46:25 2015 No.14508934 >>14508887 Jewnuki.

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:46:54 2015 No.14508936

>>14508596
Sorry for the slow response, logged off for a while.

Right now, networks want cartoons that are guaranteed to put money in their banks by the truck load or they won't take the gamble. That usually boils down to one of three categories.
•Cheap and easy to produce shows that are forgettable but easy to accept and push down kids throats.
•Infinitely toyetic shows that they can turn into giant toy lines that will sell regardless of the actual quality of the show.
•The Not-really-for-kids kids show, the kind that are popular with 20 somethings and the social media crowd

Though I am paraphrasing a bit, if your idea doesn't fit neatly into one or more of these three categories, you have a snowballs chance in hell of getting anyone to hear your pitch, let alone take a chance on you, unless you happen to be animation royalty, and even then you are afforded no promises. It's a tough game to break into the traditional way.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:47:51 2015 No.14508939 >>14508932 Well, it would probably take all my stamina and end with a shattered pelvis, but I'd do it. I love wurms.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:48:03 2015 No.14508940 >>14508920 Two Yeti's, two Wurms, and a Salamander And since I am the chosen one, I'd like to discuss further privileges since I hold the balance of the future

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:48:24 2015 No.14508941 >>14508920 Dorky crow tengu. Himedere vampire. Ara-ara apophis. Wicked rape train oomukade. A holstaur, just because.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:49:27 2015 No.14508944 >>14508920 I would chose Eros, the Fallen Goddess, the Chaotic one Buried beneath the waves, Poseidon and the Chief God. I'm a monogamous man, so if I'm forced into having a harem, I'd rather not have my sanity as I do the deed.

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:49:51 2015 No.14508947

>>14508939
Trust me anon, being the Chosen of Eros means you've turned into an iron fuck machine that will never break. You could probably fuck a Lilim until she's a panting ahegaoing wreck begging you to let her rest.
And you can go for more than five if you want to. I said "At least".

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:50:07 2015 No.14508948 >>14508925 Please, do it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:50:30 2015 No.14508951 >>14508936 >implying you'd even have the talent, motivation, and leadership skills to pull it off in the first place

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:51:11 2015 No.14508953 File: 214 KB, 350x341, It feels good, right, It feels good, right, It feels good, right.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't know about you all, but I'd go for art of this between a Wurm and her catch.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:51:35 2015 No.14508957 >>14508940 What privileges? Because if you're talking about more girls, you're allowed to add as many to your harem as you want so long as they aren't married.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:51:42 2015 No.14508958 >>14508920 Dormouse, Hinezumi, Were-cat, Jinko, Hellhound, Wendigo.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:52:16 2015 No.14508959 >>14508947 Well shit. I mean, I'm never opposed to more wurms, but I don't really see the point to having more than 1. I mean, I'm only taking 5 because Eros wills it.

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:52:24 2015 No.14508961
File: 93 KB, 900x1200, TXTqTls.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

When I was a kid I loved Monster Rancher, but I never touched the Pixies because I thought they were "girly"

Now that I've grown up I can appreciate the fact that both all the Pixies came over uncensored, and how wonderful they are.

Thank you /mgt/

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:53:14 2015 No.14508963 >>14508953 Genki brown bobcut Lamia a best.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:53:50 2015 No.14508965 >>14508887 Salamander. If the fight lasts long enough, it's probably the only way to genuinely win her heart.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:54:36 2015 No.14508968 >>14508920 I don't want a harem to begin with and frankly find this "deal" suspicious as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:55:08 2015 No.14508970 >>14508920 Kikimora, Cyclops, Jorogumo, Holtaur, and the Houri (just so she doesn't feel left out).

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:57:05 2015 No.14508974

>>14508957
Demands. As the chosen one , one must have priorities
I demand the comfiest bed, for all of my harem to sleep on in comfort. Or at least give everyone comfy beds. And I demand a larger home, for everyone to live in
Also, since you bring up that I can add more, I demand two Weresheep and a Holstaur. and two Kiki's. And a Werecat to raise
I have other demands but those are secondary

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:57:36 2015 No.14508976

>>14508948
Well, since anon asked nicely, okay!

Found out about this Dragon Girl Dating Sim that a group is making. Looked kinda neat. Just a few knocks against it, such as...
>School Setting
>Designs are kinda leaning towards the furry side
>And also it's all-girls; ie. Yuri
Not so bad, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:57:48 2015 No.14508978 >No dwarven lich to push the boundaries of science with

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:59:31 2015 No.14508981 >>14508976 Still interested.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:59:32 2015 No.14508982 >>14508976 Who cares?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:59:39 2015 No.14508983 >>14508976 Hmm Well Hmmm

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:59:39 2015 No.14508984 >>14508974 Easy. But if you want a werecat to raise just add a werecat to your harem because remember, you're impregnating them all.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 01:59:51 2015 No.14508986 >>14508936 This is clearly a load of bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:00:41 2015 No.14508990 >>14508976 I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:00:48 2015 No.14508991 File: 2.49 MB, 316x297, 1443453414412.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14508976 Sounds a bit like you may be trying to shill it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:01:09 2015 No.14508992 >3k words into new story >just finished character introductions I fucking hate writing beginnings.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:01:42 2015 No.14508993 >>14508637 very nice

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:01:45 2015 No.14508994 >>14508920 >Amazon >Merrow >Chesire Cat >Dark Valkyrie >Dark Angel I rolled Fallen God right before the angel and valkyrie so I don't know if it counts or not.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:02:02 2015 No.14508995 >>14508984 Yes yes but she is not for impregnation. She is just for raising Though, you do bring a good point. Yes yes, add her to the harem. Yes That is it, since I'm not the exploiting type and I'm suddenly feeling bad for doing it

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:02:23 2015 No.14508996 >>14508992 Try not to feel too bad. I doubt my stories even get that many words.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:02:29 2015 No.14508997 >>14508524 I find this very hard to believe.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:03:32 2015 No.14508999 >>14508992 so don't do introductions

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:03:33 2015 No.14509000 >>14508992 Hah, you think that's bad? Wait until you hit 7-10k

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:04:25 2015 No.14509001

>>14508981
Well, the title's "Wingin' it" if you wanna look into it more yourelf. That pun is not the worst of it.

>>14508990
That's all I ever seem to accomplish. Oh well.

>>14508991
Here? Nah. I just thought it might be...provocative. But then, as has been clearly shown, I'm bad at that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:05:02 2015 No.14509003 >>14508992 I can't even finish writing stories, so as long as you get this done you're still good.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:05:32 2015 No.14509004 >>14508996 Eh, at least I think I can finally move on now. >>14508999 I'd rather people know what the hell I'm trying to talk about.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:05:59 2015 No.14509008 >>14509001 There's a ton of different things called "Wingin' It" according to google, just link it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:06:22 2015 No.14509009 >>14508976 Frankly, it sounds like a massive waste of potential right from the start.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:06:32 2015 No.14509011 >>14509004 if you're writing what I think you're writing, it's going to be dry and boring

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:06:43 2015 No.14509012 >>14509001 Yes, because Wingin' It isn't a name used by multiple things

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:06:59 2015 No.14509014 >>14509001 Nigga that shit's full-on furry, why the hell did you think it was relevant here?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:07:32 2015 No.14509016 >>14509008 Try adding "Dragon" in there somewhere? Geez anon, you could stand to put in a little effort. >>14509014 See? He seems to have found it alright.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:08:16 2015 No.14509018 >>14509011 What do you think he's writing?

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:08:35 2015 No.14509020

>>14509000
It's really only 2 main ones and 2 secondary ones, so it may not be as bad as some. All i've really done is physical appearances and stuff now, I'll be going deeper later.

>>14509011
I highly doubt I'm writing what you think I'm writing then. I mean, it could definitely be dull and boring, but I don't think that'll be the focus.

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:09:01 2015 No.14509022

>>14508978
>Five years of work
>Could have been faster if you actually cared for the subject, but she was adamant and you had nothing better to research for the time being
>"Now, it is complete. Finally, I shall eradicate the curse of my bloodline."
>You roll your eyes, "This won't make you any taller. You're a dwarf."
>"S-shut up!" She stomps her foot with slamming force, a testament to her powerful and broad hips, her busty dwarven tit-flesh jiggling, "I am a Lich before I am a Dwarf, and I say our science can fix Anything!"
>You rest a hand on the irate shortstack, her classic dwarven fury persisting long into her cold lich-hood, partly why you think any attempts to change her equally iconic stature is bound to be just as futile
>"That's okay, darling. I already have the mead warmed, and the fire stoked. We can rest on the furs and I can console you after your experiment fails, all night, if you like."
>She pouts and 'hmph's chosing to ignore you and tip back the flask containing the distilled liquids that took years to manufacture
>...
>"Uuuu."
>You lean down and scoop her up, heading towards the fire, "There there."

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:10:36 2015 No.14509024 >>14509020 Well then colour me interested. How deep do you mean?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:11:43 2015 No.14509025 >>14509024 Lots of ways I guess. character development and babies and lewd.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:12:11 2015 No.14509026 File: 87 KB, 500x367, 1443236372801.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14509022 >She pouts and 'hmph's chosing to ignore you and tip back the flask containing the distilled liquids that took years to manufacture >... >"Uuuu." Hnnngh.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:12:57 2015 No.14509027 >>14509025 I see Give me a short form of the plot without spoiling anything. Nothing, Anon. This is a tgest

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:13:05 2015 No.14509028

>>14508992
"Introductions" shouldn't go beyond half a paragraph's worth of description. Everything else should come through dialogue and action, with maybe a flash-back thrown in if it's REALLY necessary. Part of reading a story is finding out the story of the characters themselves along the way.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:14:31 2015 No.14509029 >>14508995 I was saying impregnate a Werecat and raise your daughteru with her.

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:16:02 2015 No.14509030

You are Anon. You are a butler in training. You have been caught in between the massive feud of the 2 royal bloods of the maid world. A Kikimora with the blood of a Pharaoh and a Shoggoth with the blood of an Apophis. You must choose a side to save your butler education.

What do?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:16:25 2015 No.14509031 >>14509029 Yes yes I know. That is the plan. I was agreeing with you. Damn it Eros

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:16:45 2015 No.14509032 [DELETED]

>>14509027
>poor anon signs up for homestay program
>gets a weird Jubjub
>they make fuck to each other
>daughteru happens
>cute stuff with baby daughteru
>the end?

>>14509028
I realize this, but the stuff I've written is very important and can't just be left out till later.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:18:21 2015 No.14509033 >>14509030 I side with roomba-chan.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:18:37 2015 No.14509034 >>14509030 Go all Friar Laurence on that shit and get the families to end their feud. With less teen suicide, hopefully.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:19:50 2015 No.14509036 >>14508919 That Medusa was hot, gets me rock hard every time I see her

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:20:02 2015 No.14509037

>>14509032
Christ Anon, I didn't mean the entire plot. You just spoiled your story
You have failed this test. You weren't supposed to answer for a short form of the plot means spoiling the story since you're telling the plot
You have failed me for the last time, Anonymous

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:20:44 2015 No.14509040 >>14509033 Roomba-chan is considered a common enemy by 2 clans. Congratulations. You just painted yourself a larger target.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:21:18 2015 No.14509041 >>14509030 Shoggoth, easy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:21:33 2015 No.14509042 >>14509037 What the fuck did you want then?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:22:01 2015 No.14509045 >>14509036 Insert Rimshot Here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:22:04 2015 No.14509046 File: 254 KB, 800x710, 6nMnQUz.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14509030

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:22:16 2015 No.14509048 >>14509042 Nothing. I wanted nothing

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:22:23 2015 No.14509049 >>14509042 >What the fuck did you want then? Love

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:24:24 2015 No.14509053 >>14509048 Then why did you ask for something?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:25:16 2015 No.14509054 >>14509048 Was getting spoiled part of your plan!?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:25:17 2015 No.14509055 >>14509053 To throw you off guard

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:26:13 2015 No.14509058 >>14509030 I choose Rapture.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:26:21 2015 No.14509059 >>14509053 Why does anyone ask anything?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:26:35 2015 No.14509061 >>14509055 That's dumb. I'm a simple man anon, I can't see into your thoughts. All I see is your post.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:27:46 2015 No.14509062 >>14509059 To fucking get something? Definitely not if they want nothing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:28:41 2015 No.14509064 >>14509054 of course!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:29:19 2015 No.14509065 File: 286 KB, 1920x1080, 1450596559627.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14509042 I want cookies I'm not that guy but can I have cookies anyways?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:30:19 2015 No.14509066 >>14509030 yes

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:30:29 2015 No.14509067 >>14509065 Will you want milk after I give you the cookie because you can't have a cookie without milk?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:30:38 2015 No.14509068 >>14509062 Exacty. One who wants nothing does not ask So why did I ask?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:31:30 2015 No.14509069 >>14509068 I have no idea anon. I have no idea.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:33:01 2015 No.14509071 >>14509069 One who wants nothing has everything One who has everything needs nothing Do you now understand?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:34:01 2015 No.14509072 >>14509071 So you have everything? Good for you then/

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:34:07 2015 No.14509073 >>14509067 I'm not a prophet, Anon. I don't know the future. All I can tell you is that right now, at this moment, I just want a cookie. captcha is fucking cookies, not making this up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:42:58 2015 No.14509088 File: 1.14 MB, 1840x3264, .jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14509065 Will this cookie suffice?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:43:52 2015 No.14509089 >>14509088 Sure. Thanks, Anon. Can I have some milk?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:44:21 2015 No.14509090 >>14509088 That looks disgusting. I'll take 20

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:45:30 2015 No.14509092 >>14509088 Why does that look like it's part of some demonic ritual?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:47:10 2015 No.14509093 >>14509092 Maybe we can use a bunch of them to summon a Lilim so we bring MGs into our world?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:48:17 2015 No.14509095 >>14509030 >Shoggoth with the blood of an Apophis She sounds perfect.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:48:28 2015 No.14509096 File: 1.23 MB, 1840x3264, .jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14509089 I got impatient and ate it. Sorry, kinda. >>14509092 Probably because of the hardwood floor, now that you say it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:50:52 2015 No.14509099 File: 121 KB, 550x533, 15485469546654.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14509026 CLANG

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 02:54:36 2015 No.14509105 File: 165 KB, 906x677, Kill me.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14509096 You're an evil man

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 03:02:22 2015 No.14509109 >>14508637 >tossed into the khepri pit about damn time someone did this you're a good man, charlie brown.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 03:06:46 2015 No.14509113 File: 401 KB, 569x773, 52967807_p4_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's the mofu in the slammer for?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 03:08:14 2015 No.14509115 >>14509113 Decent exposure

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 03:08:16 2015 No.14509116 >>14509113 Having a penis.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 03:09:00 2015 No.14509118 File: 433 KB, 794x577, 0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14509093 >>14509092 Mojyo monstergirls trying some voodoo ritual on her crush using gingerbread men when?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 03:11:37 2015 No.14509123 >>14509113 I turned her in and betrayed her when she tried to find refuge in my city with her rebel friends.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 03:13:56 2015 No.14509128 >>14509113 Selling LCD, extortion, and money laundering.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 03:22:53 2015 No.14509150 I want to do a 69 triangle with my Kobold daughteru and waifu!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 03:30:05 2015 No.14509169 Good night Anons. Take care and remember to not burn down the thread. Instead, help you lich waifu get fit. Strength of mind needs strength of body to go with it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 03:34:24 2015 No.14509176 >>14509169 How do you explain Wurm-chans then?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 03:36:02 2015 No.14509179 >>14509176 They did the opposite where they trained their bodies but not their brains. Gotta get them some schooling so they can be productive girls who can look forward to more than a career digging up gems or precious metals.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 03:36:17 2015 No.14509180 Loli Kejourous. Discuss.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 03:37:18 2015 No.14509184 >>14509179 Silly Wurm-chans skipped head day. Silly Wurm-chans.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 03:37:50 2015 No.14509186 >>14509180 Perfect for hair ruffling. Beware of trapped limbs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 03:39:16 2015 No.14509189 >>14509180 Kejourou daughterus using their hair to climb up their daddy. Discuss.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 03:39:57 2015 No.14509190 >>14509189 Adorable, but hard to visualize.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 03:41:00 2015 No.14509194 >>14509184 Indeed. Make sure that your wurmchan goes to head day so she can get strong in her brain.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 03:42:33 2015 No.14509200 File: 162 KB, 1383x920, 1435678228053.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14509186 If you stop too soon you'll find yourself having a bit of a hard time prying your hands away from her. Staring at you expectantly all the while.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 03:44:02 2015 No.14509207 I want to tease a Werecat or a Cheshire Cat by using a laser pointer.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 03:56:00 2015 No.14509237 File: 169 KB, 1278x1301, Lio Dancer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can thighs ever be TOO thick?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 03:56:14 2015 No.14509238 File: 524 KB, 1000x953, 1438657967236.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 03:58:14 2015 No.14509240 File: 398 KB, 526x1200, 48114240_p0_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14509237

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 04:00:21 2015 No.14509243 File: 248 KB, 530x800, molligesghost1405334522.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14509237 Yes

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 04:05:12 2015 No.14509256

>Home for Winter Break
>It rains when you fly
>It rains when you're gome
>But you don't mind
>Your mom is there to pick you up
>All 5 ft 4 of her
>You give her a gift, a filet knife you forged yourself
>Seeing as she spends for than a fair share of her time fishing, she loved it
>She was impressed you could do something womenly, all she knew was your household duties
>Naturally you try to play it cool, and not blush
>The days of your stay was spent in two places, hers and your grandmothers
>Your grandmother was an elder Cyclops, though she can't speak a lick of english, you didn't need that to talk to her
>No all you needed, was an open flame and some metal
>Your grandmother of course needed help, even as a mamano time is not generous to her
>Nothing much, just some snacks, and keep her steady when she walks
>Not that she really needs it, considering that she can break your face if you act like a fool
>And back at your mother's, it's a but more casual
>She fishes with you, well more like she dives for food and keeps a deathgrip with her scaly, webbed hands
>If not fishing it's gossip, how are you doing, made any friends, what movies to watch
>To most other people it sounds like a one sided conversation
>If living with her taught you anything, it's body language
>It's the little things, an excited whisper, urges to convert to Poseidonism, and the slight change in her eyes
>Like the one where she wants to spend movie nights with you
>Specifically she wants you to give oiled shoulder rubs while watching movies
>First it's arguing about what to watch
>Never movies with seas, as a Sahuagin she nitpicks anything water life related
>Then it's over which scented oils for her back
>Then it's talking to her about movie plot that she didn't pay attention to
>You find it all in good fun, she doesn't let out lecherous sighs when you press your knuckles down her spine and rub her neck
>And you don't get mad when she forgets what she just saw
>Before you know it, she's out cold with a blanket wrapped around her
>And you smelling like fish and lavenders
>Before you head to bed, you don't forget to swtich the lights off and say
>"Night mom, love you"
>kiss

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 04:05:41 2015 No.14509257 >>14509243 I dunno man this one looks really off. Like all of her health is in the thighs and her legs are about the size of the rest of her body.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 04:13:37 2015 No.14509276 >>14509243 Yeah I got to say, it looks like a 14 year old stapled onto a 27 year old's legs.

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 04:15:11 2015 No.14509280

>>14508920
I am immediately suspicious of this deal, so I will pick my girls with an eye for their utility in a crisis or disaster situation.

>Dragon: Enforcer/Bodyguard
>Doppelganger: Infiltration/Espionage/Misdirection
>Lava Golem: Fortifications Technician/Exfiltration Specialist (good luck finding me, I'm behind seven miles of the planet's mantle)
>Mindflayer: Psy-Ops/Intelligence/Interrogation
>Shoggoth: Tools and Supplies

Personalities: Anything that produces an effective and professional dynamic between the six of us. One way or another we're going to wind up fighting to save the world, so let's be serious about it. If my worst suspicions are unfounded we can relax and debauch ourselves after we've averted the crisis for Eros. If I'm right, we're going to be taking on a god and need to have our heads in the game (and not in our pants).

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 04:18:50 2015 No.14509289

>>14508920
Jinko - calm, reserved personality
Ryu - motherly/nurturing personality
Minotaur - jock, plays hard to get, but a total slut once she gets a dick on her
Centaur - ?
Echidna - genki, dorky, not ready to be a mother, but happy to be chosen

If I can I'll add a mermaid as well for some variety

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 04:21:56 2015 No.14509291 >>14509237 >>14509243 It's because they're wider than the hips. It just doesn't look right. Thighs should be nice and meaty but they shouldn't bow out wider than the hips like that. The hips have to be equally meaty.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 04:23:52 2015 No.14509296 >>14509291 >hey shouldn't bow out wider than the hips like that. I disagree entirely and that is my favorite type of thigh. Perhaps you just have poor taste?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 05:17:44 2015 No.14509372 Remember to give your sons proper protection against monster girls when they go to school. Or at least advise them on the dos and don'ts.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 05:18:38 2015 No.14509374 >>14509372 I don't want a son, I want a cute daughteru

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 05:19:54 2015 No.14509375 >>14509372 Children's pocket sand is a blessing from God.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 05:21:28 2015 No.14509378 >>14509374 We'll have your waifu advise her on the best way to get a boy. >>14509375 Never leave home without it.

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 05:33:00 2015 No.14509396

>>14509372
Do not make eye contact
Do not flirt
Do not use innuendo
Do not pop a boner
Do NOT pop a boner
For the love of god, DO NOT POP A BONER
In the event of a boner, excuse yourself immediately and rub one out in the male's restroom
Do not eat or drink any food offered
Do not eat or drink any bodily fluids offered

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 05:38:23 2015 No.14509408 >>14509396 >Do not use innuendo Pretty useless against a March Hare though. >In the event of a boner, excuse yourself immediately and rub one out in the male's restroom Wouldn't the smell just attract them?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 05:41:31 2015 No.14509414 >>14509396 Don't lick the flagpole in winter, it's probably a Shog in disguise. She's seen the movie and knows children are stupid and will try it anyways.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 05:47:26 2015 No.14509424 >>14509414 If anyone says you look hungry/tired/dirty/like you need a hug get out of there. Also, there is no such thing as penis inspection day.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 05:48:10 2015 No.14509426 >>14509396 Lick the flagpole in winter, it's probably a Shog in disguise.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 06:08:49 2015 No.14509475 >>14509396 >do not eat or drink any bodily fluids offered If your child is stupid enough to consume someone else's bodily fluids then they deserve what happens to them

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 06:09:11 2015 No.14509478

>>14509396
For the love of God and all that is holy, do not masturbate in school. They will smell it on you.

>>14509372
Make friends with a human girl, or a monster girl who already has a boyfriend. Use her as a shield to keep the others away and an informant on their nefarious feminine plots.

Be on good terms with all your teachers, especially the monster girls. Monster girls in teaching positions are pretty much the only ones who are reliably prosecuted for sexual misconduct, so the ones that aren't already married will at least be on their best behavior.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 06:12:42 2015 No.14509483 >>14508637 Someone finally did it, Good job Silent.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 06:33:12 2015 No.14509525 I want to abuse a wall glitch to beat and waifu a lilim at level 1, then bluff my way through from there

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 07:05:05 2015 No.14509578 File: 89 KB, 1280x720, hiss.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Loli is angry. How fix?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 07:14:04 2015 No.14509589 File: 446 KB, 1778x2000, 1446940583827.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14509578 By walking away and finding best girl. Nekone a shit.

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 07:40:59 2015 No.14509625
File: 298 KB, 1000x1000, 1435647788980.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

How many people frequent these threads? I got like 200 views on a paste I only put up here and I had it set unlisted so it wouldn't be inflated by bots. We don't have that many people, do we?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 07:43:55 2015 No.14509628 >>14509625 70 IPs and an untold number of lurkers. Who even knows, man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 07:45:06 2015 No.14509630 >>14509628 >2/3 of us don't post They're watching. Always watching.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 07:47:47 2015 No.14509635 >>14509630 It's also possible someone from these threads shared the link to your paste elsewhere.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 07:48:37 2015 No.14509637 >>14509635 That's scary. Complete strangers out there, judging my amateurish shit?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 07:52:10 2015 No.14509642 >>14508429 I'll make Maus warm for Winter by fattening her!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 07:52:54 2015 No.14509644 >>14509642 This is sensible, she needs that fat to hibernate.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 07:58:42 2015 No.14509654 >>14509644 And while she sleeps I'm gunna change her clothes and clear her so she doesn't become stinky and smelly like a gazer

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 08:00:25 2015 No.14509656 >>14509654 Gazers stink? I thought that was Stinkypedes, on account of the name and all.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 08:09:12 2015 No.14509667 >>14509637 Always. We are watching you. And you're pretty good to be honest.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 08:09:39 2015 No.14509668 File: 251 KB, 750x603, 1417231422482.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Make it so! Uh-oh! You zoned out and weren't listening and now you don't know what the Big Chief wants! What do?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 08:10:55 2015 No.14509671 >>14509667 You don't even know who I am, you spooky person. Chapter 2 before Christmas, Chapter 3 before 2016

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 08:10:59 2015 No.14509672 >>14509668 >you don't know what the Big Chief wants! of course I do she want's me to become the father of her daughters

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 08:13:29 2015 No.14509675 >>14509668 Rub my face against her abs. >>14509671 Why is Cecil such a slut?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 08:14:08 2015 No.14509676 >>14509675 >Why Read carefully. He was raised by Elves.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 08:25:58 2015 No.14509696 File: 106 KB, 850x762, 1440807892934-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Uh-oh! You accidentally stumbled across a lost tribe of Onis that haven't seen a man in 19 years! What do?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 08:27:03 2015 No.14509701 >>14509696 Tell them I'm sorry it took me so long but they were out of Twinkies and I had to get some.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 08:40:36 2015 No.14509736 >>14509696 >Uh-oh More like jackpot. Weep for my pelvis, for it is naught but dust now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 08:43:25 2015 No.14509740 File: 81 KB, 800x600, 1391667244382.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14509676 >raised by Elves More like raped by Elves, am I right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 08:56:12 2015 No.14509761 File: 423 KB, 776x1200, Cupid_Big.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You can't run away forever, Anon. Ohshit! You're being chased by your Cupid stalker. What do?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 08:57:27 2015 No.14509765 >>14509761 Ask her if she has enough swords. That ought to confuse her and let me hide in the nearest cardboard box.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 08:59:49 2015 No.14509766 File: 182 KB, 691x1000, Blue Smile.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Beware the demons anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 09:02:11 2015 No.14509771 >>14509761 Why would I be running from a brown beauty? I want to stick it in a crazy cupid. Remembering the shitstorm when the profile was released still makes me laugh.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 09:02:53 2015 No.14509773 >>14509761 play tag with her

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 09:09:33 2015 No.14509781 >>14509740 I'm sure those nice ladies are just going to show him how to get out of the forest.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 09:10:17 2015 No.14509785 >>14509781 And when he comes out, he'll somehow end up in bed with every Monster he comes across.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 09:12:05 2015 No.14509787 >>14509785 What did they do?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 09:14:26 2015 No.14509791 >>14509787 Sex-ed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 09:16:29 2015 No.14509798 >>14509791 Do they...usually give that to young boys lost in the forest?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 09:20:02 2015 No.14509813 >>14509798 One can only assume so. You know how Elves are.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 09:22:19 2015 No.14509821 >>14509813 I must admit I am unfamiliar with that particular aspect of elven culture.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 09:22:36 2015 No.14509822 File: 98 KB, 1313x647, 1450596161995.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Miia!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 09:23:59 2015 No.14509827 >>14509821 Well they're lewd and quick to recognize lewdness. >>14509822 Is a strumpet and a harlot, yes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 09:25:21 2015 No.14509831 >>14509827 I know that but I didn't realize they were also teachers of lewdness.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 09:26:26 2015 No.14509834 File: 75 KB, 500x667, 52114757_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14509827 You're wrong anon! No matter how many times you say it, you will not stop me from loving my pure housewife!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 09:26:49 2015 No.14509835 File: 685 KB, 800x600, 1396352460945.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14509831 Humans sometimes need lessons in lewdness from girls who have been at it for centuries!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 09:27:09 2015 No.14509839 >>14509831 There is a reason it's not rape if its an elf.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 09:29:11 2015 No.14509843 >>14509835 So there are teachers that travel from village to village giving sexual education?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 09:30:17 2015 No.14509846 >>14509843 Yes. It's really popular with young men because it involves practical, hands-on lessons with teacher!

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 09:53:46 2015 No.14509883

>>14509625
>>14509628
I have a feeling some of the stuff we post gets reposted in several other places. I've noticed my reads will steadily climb for as much as two or three weeks after something is posted. There will be a bump when it gets linked in thread, then another when it's posted on the blog, but then there seem to be a few more after that and I don't know what from.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 09:56:10 2015 No.14509886 >>14508524 >wanting normie a and SJW/femcunts to ruin more things.

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 10:00:12 2015 No.14509895

>>14509883
The 4chan unique IP counter usually hits 150-200 per thread, which last, what, two-ish days on average? You can automatically assume at least a good chunk of those are multiple false positives due to dynamic IPs, so I'd realistically say less than 100.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 10:01:32 2015 No.14509899 >>14509895 But who is the pervert who posts links to our stories elsewhere?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 10:05:45 2015 No.14509908 >>14509899 People post shit from here and the /a/ monmusu threads on /monster/ all the time

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 10:06:08 2015 No.14509910

>>14509899
Oh, you meant pastebin stories, not /mgt/ browsers.

In that case, the easiest way to filter out bots is making a pastebin private (not listed in your profile) to filter out all the pastebin bots farming pastes for credit card numbers. Most authors I've seen do that typically get 25-50 hits the first day or two.

I've heard of MGR, MGU, and the wiki lifting art, but never stories (authors always post their own stuff, but people never post others). So I doubt its them. It's most likely bots, or blog links.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 10:07:13 2015 No.14509913 >>14509910 >most likely bots, or blog links But I thought the bots were fooled if you kept it unlisted for an hour or so.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 10:08:11 2015 No.14509915 >>14509899 Easiest way would be to host a story not on pastebin, but a custom site that lets you see referrals (what website a person was on when they clicked a hotlink to your story).

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 10:08:52 2015 No.14509918 >>14509895 People who actually post are a minority vs. lurkers.

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 10:14:58 2015 No.14509933 [DELETED]

>>14509913
>>14509915
>>14509910

Sweet. I just googled it out of curiosity. Found a tool to check for backlinks.

http://smallseotool com/backlink-checker/

Just put your story URL in the search bar. Fuck, didn't know it was such an easy process or I would have done it for my stories ages ago.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 10:18:28 2015 No.14509939 >>14509913 That only fools the bots that scourge pastebin itself via the little "this was just uploaded" list on the right of the screen. I think.

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 10:20:46 2015 No.14509946

>>14509913
>>14509915

This. Unfortunately, it has to be hosted on its own custom domain (website with its own unique url) rather than using a shared host like pastebin. So you got to pay your own traffic costs and domain registration fees to actually find out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 10:23:07 2015 No.14509951 >>14509910 >I've heard of MGR, MGU, and the wiki lifting art, but never stories The wiki links to the wordpress and leddit have posted it on multiple occasions. I can't imagine them sharing brand new links though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 10:27:42 2015 No.14509958 >>14509656 Gazers have NEET stink, Stinkypedes have mossy, poison and mildew stink

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 10:28:43 2015 No.14509960 >>14509834 >housewife! Not him but >Housewife >Can't cook for fucking shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 10:30:08 2015 No.14509963 File: 306 KB, 1024x1280, devil bug2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder that Devil Bugs are cute and do not deserve the hate they get.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 10:31:14 2015 No.14509965 File: 125 KB, 1920x919, [HorribleSubs] Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou - 06 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_00.40_[2015.10.12_21.16.49].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14509960 She's learning And i enjoy cooking

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 10:32:00 2015 No.14509969 >>14509834 >can't cook >worst girl >chance to kill you while sleeping Meer a SHIT!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 10:35:33 2015 No.14509972 >>14509963 She's cute, but there's so many better options.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 10:38:02 2015 No.14509974 >>14509963 Johj.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 10:39:03 2015 No.14509975 >>14509963 I want to live with a bunch of Devil Bugs who can sing!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 10:44:12 2015 No.14509980 File: 290 KB, 960x546, 1450626252527.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Chimeras are fine too

>>	swiss Momo Sun Dec 20 10:44:35 2015 No.14509982 >>14509913 >>14509939 I got some unrelated TL scripts on my paste I kept private at first as well with some ~40 hits tops, compared to my greentext story and KC Q&A with 600 &1600 hits

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 10:48:17 2015 No.14509988 File: 110 KB, 500x503, 1431274818873.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Year of the Sheep will soon come to an end. Let's give them some love while we wait for the P'Orcs to fatten up for Christmas.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 10:50:56 2015 No.14509995 File: 378 KB, 900x1000, 1450469175837.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14509963 I want to go to sleep surrounded by cute devil bugs and a single Beelzebub. They don't deserve hate at all.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 10:52:20 2015 No.14509996 File: 712 KB, 1023x1266, 1450517543986.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14509995 Nah, Ebretias-chan is better than either of them

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 10:55:11 2015 No.14510003 File: 65 KB, 1000x1000, 1441217885014.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14509988 On one hand I love Weresheep but I'm perfectly okay with our new monkey overlords.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 10:55:42 2015 No.14510005 I dunno how to stop being repetitive in stories.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 10:56:38 2015 No.14510007 >>14510005 Tell me about your stories and what the repetitive elements are. Tell me about the lambs, Clarice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 10:58:44 2015 No.14510012 >>14510007 S'just what people always tell me. As in "X is lewd, you just do the same shit over and over." Fuck you I read that spoiler in Hopkins' voice

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 11:01:44 2015 No.14510018 >>14510012 That's not really answering my question, is it? What are the things in your stories that make them repetitive? Help me help you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 11:06:51 2015 No.14510029 >>14510007 brb, having liver with fava beans and a nice chianti

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 11:08:17 2015 No.14510033 >>14509996 >not wanting Kos-chan's (or Kosm-chan, as some say) parasite

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 11:15:05 2015 No.14510044 File: 44 KB, 450x600, 101544808.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14509996 >>14510033 Rom is a cutie.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 11:16:24 2015 No.14510048 File: 1.27 MB, 1080x1920, 1432434685865.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14509996

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 11:17:59 2015 No.14510052 File: 611 KB, 1200x967, 101540468.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14510033 Kos is a flabby old christmas-cake-turned-MILF. Ebbie is a cute pure cosmic daughteru.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 11:19:48 2015 No.14510055 File: 809 KB, 907x763, 101540474.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14510033

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 11:20:48 2015 No.14510056 >>14510055 Waste of Skin is the only way to go, I want to be able to relate to the character I play as.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 11:29:07 2015 No.14510069 File: 204 KB, 800x800, 1428646048489.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My love is a fever; longing still, for that which no longer nurseth the disease!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 11:36:00 2015 No.14510075 >'I sense a disturbance in the Force' >'As if thousands of voices cried out in pain and were suddenly silenced' >Meanwhile in Monoeye City >'BOROS-SAMAAAAAAAA WHHHHHHHHY!?'

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 11:36:51 2015 No.14510076 >>14510075 Take your OPM nonsense back to /a/ you nincompoop!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 11:37:36 2015 No.14510078 >>14510076 But there are hundreds of thousands of Gazers crying!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 11:40:28 2015 No.14510085 >>14510078 They will cry harder when I let them know that Murata's talent as an artist is being wasted on absolute garbage

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 11:41:18 2015 No.14510089 File: 164 KB, 1000x1000, 1450045497985.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Please accept her present and don't make her awawa

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 11:41:20 2015 No.14510090 File: 99 KB, 700x700, 1448523533415.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] golem tech

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 11:44:50 2015 No.14510098 >>14510089 But I want to make her awawa by "accidentally" touching her hands while taking the present.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 11:45:27 2015 No.14510099 >>14510089 >don't make her awawa No one can promise this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 11:47:06 2015 No.14510101 >>14510090 Make sure not to burn it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 11:47:52 2015 No.14510105 >>14510098 That's too lewd! She just alerted every Wendigo in a 5 block radius to your location!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 11:49:11 2015 No.14510111 >>14510105 Is it time to stand still and hold breath?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 11:49:34 2015 No.14510113 >>14510105 In that large a radius? I thought she was a Wendigo, not a howler monkey.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 11:51:07 2015 No.14510119 >>14510090 What happens when/if I put my dick in there?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 11:51:24 2015 No.14510120 >>14510113 It's basically a quarter of a mile.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 11:51:27 2015 No.14510121 >>14509256 Cuuute.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 11:53:15 2015 No.14510128 File: 66 KB, 700x324, blind wendigo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14510111 They can't see you if you don't move

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 11:56:09 2015 No.14510131 >>14510128 that is some adorable shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 11:57:33 2015 No.14510134 >>14510131 Don't forget that you can surprise hug her and her squeal while she wiggles in your grip.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 12:05:06 2015 No.14510143 File: 251 KB, 1000x1000, 1435652087853.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14510131 Wendigos accel in that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 12:09:05 2015 No.14510150 Can someone tell me what awawa means?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 12:10:10 2015 No.14510155 >>14510150 It's the nervous sound a Wendigo makes when she's scared https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jb7dKVMdxE

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 12:10:58 2015 No.14510156 >>14510089 I'll put my dick in her mouth and she won't be able to awawa anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 12:11:55 2015 No.14510159 >>14510155 I was literally just about to post that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 12:15:07 2015 No.14510162 File: 409 KB, 1000x1017, 1446173288902.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14510150 Ah-wah-wah A Wendigo does it whenever distressed, excited, or horny on some occasions.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 12:15:09 2015 No.14510163 >>14510150 http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/kancolle/images/4/4e/Inazuma-Secretary_3.ogg Something like the start of that.

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 12:28:30 2015 No.14510186
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>>14510044
>>14510033
>>14510052
>There are people who have the worst taste in the world to deny Ebrietas and Maria

Kos please go and help Iosefka deliver.

>>14510018
That's literally really the only feedback I've gotten from other writefags. Is I'm 'repetitive'. No flesh. Just shitty, rubbery fat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 12:29:55 2015 No.14510190 >>14510163 Ooooohhh I understand. Das cute

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 12:31:25 2015 No.14510191 >>14510090 Silly anon, you don't put bread between buns, you put your hot dog there!

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 12:32:16 2015 No.14510195

>>14510186
>That's literally really the only feedback I've gotten from other writefags. Is I'm 'repetitive'. No flesh. Just shitty, rubbery fat.
We're going in circles. Just give us one of your pastes and let us see for ourselves what the fuck you're talking about.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 12:36:21 2015 No.14510205 >>14509243 There is nothing wrong with Elin thighs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 12:42:06 2015 No.14510218 >>14510205 They're perfect for grabbing onto when slamming into an Elin.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 12:43:55 2015 No.14510221 >>14510195 I'd rather not. They're not complete.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 12:49:02 2015 No.14510231 >>14510221 So why are you complaining to us? We can't really help you if we don't know the story.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 13:24:31 2015 No.14510323 File: 491 KB, 840x877, 1426431352505.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Which is funnier for Mermaids to be singing? 1.Lewd sea-shanties 2. Shitty, anachronistic pop-songs

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 13:25:34 2015 No.14510326 File: 1009 KB, 1300x1353, 20BwyCO9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Which snek makes the best imouto?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 13:26:21 2015 No.14510327 >>14510326 Rebellious Apophis.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 13:27:08 2015 No.14510330 File: 297 KB, 752x932, Princess Hilda.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14510323 They only sing Siren-esque songs though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 13:28:20 2015 No.14510332 File: 1.13 MB, 2000x2000, 1443631843212.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14510326 Adopted Medusa Imouto.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 13:29:44 2015 No.14510334 >>14510330 Why would non-sirens sing like that?

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 13:34:15 2015 No.14510347
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Consider the following: like the Lament Configuration from Hellraiser, there is a sort of puzzle-box-thingie that opens a dimensional door. It leads to a massive cloister in an alien dimension, where in lewd Dark Priests make their home. You open the door, and you end up in there to lead a life of lewd devotion as penance for your sins.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 13:35:21 2015 No.14510351 >>14510347 What sins?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 13:36:25 2015 No.14510356 >>14510351 Well, you know. Fapping, watching porn, having fetishes, holding hands, all that stuff everyone is guilty of and can be punished in lewd ways for.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 13:37:50 2015 No.14510359 File: 77 KB, 1272x1406, gazer ramen.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Christmas wife. From ramen. Thank you ramen.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 13:39:38 2015 No.14510362 File: 539 KB, 800x1280, 1434749084853.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14510326 Grape snakes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 13:40:27 2015 No.14510364 >>14510356 You know, I'd rather think the Dark Priestesses would applaud lewdness. You'd get punished for being such a prude cunttease virgin.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 13:41:51 2015 No.14510365 >>14510332 The only medusa I want Has purple hair and glasses

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 13:42:53 2015 No.14510367 >>14510364 Maybe you missed the part where the punishment for lewdness is more lewdness? It's an excuse, anon.

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 13:43:00 2015 No.14510368

>>14510362
>>14510327
>You will never be a grepsnek's onii-chan, being the one barrier stopping her from following her more basic, destructive instincts
>You will never teach her to be a good girl
>You will never teach her that the greatest thing she'll ever learn
>Is to love and be loved in return

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 13:44:44 2015 No.14510370 >>14510365 Do her riding skills extend to riding cocks?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 13:45:43 2015 No.14510371 File: 595 KB, 657x890, 1413365150315.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14510365 But is she a lamia though? Noooo.

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 13:46:34 2015 No.14510373
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>>14510368
>You will never be a grepsnek's onii-chan, being the one barrier stopping her from following her more basic, destructive instincts
You're right, I'd want to nurture her Pharaoh removing instincts and make her into a fine ruler.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 13:49:02 2015 No.14510379 >>14510368 >>14510373 Big fat grape onee-san is better

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 13:50:39 2015 No.14510383 File: 776 KB, 960x1084, 236234672346723462362346.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Imma try doing some random request streams, feel free to hop in

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 13:50:44 2015 No.14510385 >>14510334 Because actual Sirens are the ones singing those pop songs and shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 13:51:27 2015 No.14510387 >TFW waiting for the weekly collection update Hurry up ELH >>14510359 Now this cute, Christmas waifus are the best! We need more of them!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 13:53:01 2015 No.14510391 File: 519 KB, 960x1084, 12423523462463463456.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14510383

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 13:53:35 2015 No.14510392 >>14510391 Who is this gorgeous babe?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 13:53:41 2015 No.14510393 >>14510383 Draw a Wurm, maybe? Or a kunoichi. Or a reverse trap monstergirl that you like.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 13:55:06 2015 No.14510401 >>14510387 >Expecting updates from the faggot who's probably fapping to his post apocalyptic wasteland in FallOut 4

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 13:55:14 2015 No.14510402 >>14510383 >>14510391 Haohi feet when?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 13:57:17 2015 No.14510410 >>14510383 >>14510391 picarto.tv/less

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 13:57:26 2015 No.14510411 >>14510392 Shape-shifting mistress of hotness maybe?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 13:58:34 2015 No.14510414 >>14510383 >that garbage sack Is Laska homesick?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 13:59:58 2015 No.14510419 >.less' request stream >manticore is the first request Fucking amazing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 14:01:33 2015 No.14510424 >>14510419 It's like poetry It rhymes

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 14:02:16 2015 No.14510428 File: 198 KB, 1189x1500, 1404069646862.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14510419 Praise tail pussy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 14:02:56 2015 No.14510430 >>14510424 Manticores are the key to all of this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 14:04:02 2015 No.14510433 >>14510424 It's gonna be great.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 14:04:18 2015 No.14510434 >>14510428 It's certainly bigger than the last one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 14:08:14 2015 No.14510443 File: 432 KB, 927x380, 1450560247198.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14510414

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 14:10:44 2015 No.14510453 >>14510428 Something about this is just making me want to give a manticore headscratches. Maybe some behind the ears too. I want to make a Manticore purr. Or do they chuff?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 14:15:51 2015 No.14510463 >>14510443 >you will never toss Laska into the death sack

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 14:19:29 2015 No.14510471 >>14510463 >You will never sack Laska, condemning her to a life on the streets

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 14:21:27 2015 No.14510474 >>14510471 >You will never send Laska to Iosefka's Clinic while telling her it's totally safe.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 14:21:47 2015 No.14510475 >>14510471 >You will never pay Laska $5 for a purring blowjob in the back alley

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 14:24:08 2015 No.14510481 >>14510463 >>14510471 >>14510474 >>14510475 I want Laska to have a business job, than after losing several deals is stuck having to service dicks all day!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 14:27:09 2015 No.14510485 >>14510475 >>14510481 Laska is not for sexual, she's for the trash can.

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 14:27:14 2015 No.14510486

>>14510463
>>14510471
>You will never yell out SWIGGITY SWAG GET IN MY BAG before capturing Laska
>You will never force her to feast upon your member's yeast
>She'll never cry at your constant rhyming, likening you to a bridge troll or Rumpelstiltskin
>You will never bully her by telling her
"Though you had aroused by interest in err, I'll be sure that it is my heir you will bear! A fine child, for a cat so meek and mild! Now into the sack, and let's just see your Daddy's heart crumble to black!"

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 14:30:18 2015 No.14510492 >>14509766 You post this same picture in every thread and I want to know why.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 14:32:57 2015 No.14510497 cute little dancing wurms in cute little outfits

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 14:36:22 2015 No.14510509 >>14510497 Like renaissance troubadour outfits?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 14:36:29 2015 No.14510510 File: 777 KB, 1576x2000, BREAK THEIR RANKS, TRAMPLE THEM UNDERFOOT.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Want to go for a ride Anon?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 14:37:36 2015 No.14510512 >>14510510 Make me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 14:39:07 2015 No.14510518 >>14510509 ALL the outfits One wurm per outfit and one outfit per wurm.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 14:39:31 2015 No.14510522 >>14510510 Yes. Very yes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 14:45:12 2015 No.14510539 File: 948 KB, 650x1008, Best Yuki-Onna.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14510510 >>14510510 >Wanting to fuck r63 horse pussy over the best waifu in league of league-ends

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 14:46:09 2015 No.14510543 File: 246 KB, 1000x1000, Wurm Dance.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14510497 >>14510509 >>14510518

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 14:48:03 2015 No.14510549 >>14510510 I'd ride that ass.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 14:49:22 2015 No.14510552 File: 280 KB, 946x1035, My Ice Queen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14510539 >Yuki-Onna >Not Yuki-Neko Stay away from my waifu you dirty silver.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 15:02:56 2015 No.14510587 >>14510089 >Holst wearing big fluffy coat >Where's her present >she blushes and undoes her coat >her breasts are wrapped in ribbons ] >some parts are soaked through with milk and leaking down

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 15:06:03 2015 No.14510595 >>14510587 oh baby

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 15:10:47 2015 No.14510605 >>14510510 This wouldn't happen to be a ride to the Steppes, would it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 15:23:32 2015 No.14510635 >>14510510 I want to rid the horse pussy Until she's too bloated to move.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 15:28:17 2015 No.14510640 >>14510605 No, it's through the Plaguelands.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 15:31:30 2015 No.14510651 File: 385 KB, 800x900, Crabby.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Consider the following: bishie getting his butt pinched with MASSIVE CLAWS when he's trying to enjoy the beach.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 15:33:02 2015 No.14510655 >>14510651 He deserves it. Beaches suck.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 15:35:25 2015 No.14510659 >>14510651 Hopefully a Dragon bully will save him and kick sand in the Cancer's face

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 15:37:18 2015 No.14510662 >>14510659 Unfortunately the silly Dragon tried to impress everyone and flew into a storm, ending up on a raft with a man who wants to sail around the world and his Sea Slime wife.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 15:38:42 2015 No.14510667 File: 233 KB, 420x700, 1396669130658.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14510651 All the sharks would be beach bullies!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 15:38:47 2015 No.14510668 >>14510662 Then maybe her Jabberwock Onee-san can save him, or her Wurm Imouto, or her Wyvern Twin, or her Ryu cousin. Come on, one of those Dragons has to save that bishie.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 15:39:44 2015 No.14510670 >>14510651 ouch

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 15:40:36 2015 No.14510673 >>14510651 >the INSULT that made a BARA out of BORIS

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 15:41:00 2015 No.14510674 >>14510667 I want to bully the shark bullies.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 15:41:15 2015 No.14510675 Ooh, .less is drawing a yeti in a maid dress.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 15:42:06 2015 No.14510678 >>14510673 So that's the story behind Balalaika's right hand man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 15:43:12 2015 No.14510683 File: 194 KB, 600x846, 4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14510674 Huh?! You got a problem, punk?!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 15:44:25 2015 No.14510686 >>14510667 >I'M A SHARK!!! I'LL SUCK YOUR DIIICK!! I'M A SHARK!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 15:45:45 2015 No.14510689 >>14510675 >Go on .less' stream >"NO MEMES ALLOWED" Why is this allowed?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 15:46:54 2015 No.14510694 >>14510689 Picarto thought it would be a good idea to add reddit meme faces as chat emoticons, .less' chat found them

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 15:46:54 2015 No.14510695 >>14510689 Because Picarto lets you access them.

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 15:47:41 2015 No.14510696

>>14510689
There was a conversation about memes, I think. I wasn't there when it happened. But someone discovered that Picarto has chat icons for memes like trollface, rage comic faces, and all that other shit that went out of date years ago.
As a response to that, .less added that little message there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 15:48:00 2015 No.14510699 I want to take my thick, meaty orcs to the beach and have them wear string bikinis that are a few sizes too small.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 15:49:16 2015 No.14510701 >>14510696 He's the last person who can complain about memes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 15:49:36 2015 No.14510702 >>14510699 Are they faceless P'Orcs who'll knock over a shota's sandcastle and molest him?

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 15:50:59 2015 No.14510703

>>14510689
>>14510694
>>14510695
>>14510696
>Doesn't like memes
>Draws a disproportionately large amount of memecat and memelion
Also I thought .less said he wasn't drawing for the rest of the holiday season. Doesn't he have a huge backlog of drawings/commissions/requests to do?

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 15:51:26 2015 No.14510705

>>14510702
No, they're a group of orcs with faces that are going to play in the water, sun themselves, or try to nap with me under an umbrella.

Except for the chubbiest one who will be working a grill at the end of the day to make us dogs and burgers.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 15:53:20 2015 No.14510711 >>14510703 >memecat and memelion Those aren't memes, though. Just a monstergirl character, and a monstergirl with a large amount of art.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 15:58:38 2015 No.14510727 >>14510683 Sharks are dumb, that's why they have to be bullies.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 15:59:33 2015 No.14510730 File: 3.85 MB, 1085x1239, First worthwhile thing .less has drawn in eons.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14510675

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 16:01:36 2015 No.14510737 >>14510730 >Filename What about Haohi?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 16:02:19 2015 No.14510738 >>14510737 >Haohi >Good I would rather take a fat alp.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 16:03:12 2015 No.14510743 >>14510737 >footfag pandering >noteworthy

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 16:03:38 2015 No.14510744 >>14510737 >Haohi >Good That's a funny joke anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 16:05:05 2015 No.14510750 >>14510738 You make it sound like a plump alp, one who is preferably your senior, is a bad thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 16:05:38 2015 No.14510751 File: 285 KB, 560x560, HYPANOVA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14510730

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 16:05:53 2015 No.14510752 >>14510750 Please, Muscled elf kohai is were it's at

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 16:06:26 2015 No.14510755 >>14510730 >Master please, now is not the time for hugs, the kitchen is filthy >Maybe a quick 5 minute hug

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 16:06:27 2015 No.14510756 >>14510730 Why does she have claws?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 16:06:28 2015 No.14510757 >>14510737 Give it a rest, foot-kun.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 16:06:31 2015 No.14510759 File: 203 KB, 416x587, 1444001075454.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14510730 He's drawing a cute phoenix now. One of Thunderbrother's OC's or something. >>14510737 >Wanting skanky angels No.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 16:07:24 2015 No.14510760 File: 173 KB, 600x800, 1450645644640.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14510492 I dont know

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 16:07:32 2015 No.14510761 >>14510730 There's something incredibly off about her face. And by "off", I mean she looks fucking stoned.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 16:07:42 2015 No.14510763 File: 77 KB, 487x1488, 1434628516132.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14510752 This.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 16:07:47 2015 No.14510764 >>14510743 I'd rather fuck a Yeti's feet than Haohi's.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 16:09:02 2015 No.14510768 >>14510755 >"Master's gonna have my warmth whether he wants it or not!"

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 16:10:18 2015 No.14510773 >>14510760 You post this same picture too!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 16:11:26 2015 No.14510776 Alice as an Alice from Madness Returns when

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 16:11:30 2015 No.14510777 >>14510751 Oh god what.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 16:13:00 2015 No.14510780 >>14510764 A yeti would rather fuck you with her feet too http://i.imgur.com/0c79PwW.png

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 16:13:53 2015 No.14510783 File: 588 KB, 1024x1024, Silly string.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14510773

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 16:14:00 2015 No.14510784 File: 166 KB, 600x846, Her vag is like sandpaper.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14510683

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 16:14:00 2015 No.14510785 >>14510780 I change my mind, that looked better in my head

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 16:14:27 2015 No.14510786 >>14510759 >Thunderbrother's OC's She's Hyphens.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 16:15:47 2015 No.14510791 >>14510783 This is just stupid. Ushi Onis are stupid.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 16:16:24 2015 No.14510796 >>14510786 Ah, okay. I just saw TB talking about her on the stream, and posting references, so I assumed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 16:26:14 2015 No.14510812 File: 198 KB, 450x600, 52818390_p0s.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Line 388 http://pastebin.com/CBGb3We4 >Social Descender (TARABUL) It's been a little while again.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 16:28:38 2015 No.14510821 >>14510756 What if all Yetis have claws, but they're hidden under layers and layers of fluff?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 16:41:42 2015 No.14510866 >>14510812 Nice worldbuilding. I can't believe I haven't read this yet.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 16:41:51 2015 No.14510867 >>14510812 Glad you're not dead, it has been a while.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 16:43:27 2015 No.14510871 >>14510812 Welcome back. >NEET Princess Cute.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 16:46:59 2015 No.14510883 >>14510730 where's the rest of the stream drawings?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 16:49:18 2015 No.14510887 >>14510883 http://puu sh/m2ETx/461cb93adc.png http://puu sh/m2KTJ/45c48e2253.png

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 16:50:36 2015 No.14510894 >>14510883 Oh, and the newest one. http://puu sh/m2OEu/d52e8c3cf6.png

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 16:51:50 2015 No.14510896 >>14510812 Awww, poor vizier-chan. I want to marry her and play the game of thrones with her!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 16:52:49 2015 No.14510897 >>14510887 >>14510894 nice

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 16:52:56 2015 No.14510899 >>14510812 Are you gonna make a story about the vizier?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 16:56:01 2015 No.14510906 >>14509960 >can't cook All you really need to do is convince her to follow her recipes; then it should turn out fine.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 16:58:29 2015 No.14510908 >>14510090 tee hee

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 16:58:30 2015 No.14510909 >>14510887 >>14510894 >tfw I will probably never get rolled >tfw I will probably never get Goth Holstaur drawn

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 17:01:10 2015 No.14510911

>>14510867
>>14510871
I've put up a couple of greentexts in the aptly named greentext repository meanwhile, you might be interested in those, too.
http://pastebin.com/dDsJrNwx

>>14510899
>>14510896
Aww, you guys always get a crush on some minor character. Lucky I love spinoffs, I guess!

Taking out her frustration and humiliation on her butler? I could see it happening. I'd imagine the steamy Manticore-on-Tanuki drugged yuri rape she had to pay her way with would be too out there for the thread, though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 17:01:15 2015 No.14510912 >>14510090 I know about toasted buns, but I've never heard of toasting buns!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 17:05:01 2015 No.14510916 >>14510911 The butler thing sounds great >Manticore-on-Tanuki drugged yuri rape would be too out there for the thread I dunno man, If there's one thing that I learned from these threads is that someone, somewhere wants to wank to it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 17:06:02 2015 No.14510918 >>14510912 I'd rather put a bun in her oven

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 17:15:13 2015 No.14510933 >>14510651 You know, I'd like Cancer more if it wasn't for the eye stalks. Those things make it creepy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 17:21:08 2015 No.14510945 >>14510812 God bless, Harblador. You made my day.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 17:30:10 2015 No.14510965 File: 1.78 MB, 1693x1361, Man's Best Friend and Pet Dog.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14510791 Quit lying to yourself and everyone else.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 17:35:04 2015 No.14510970 >>14510784 Rough shark lovin', had me a blaaaast. Rough shark lovin', happened so faaaast.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 17:36:33 2015 No.14510976 >>14510965 You sir, are a man of class and fine taste

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 17:42:02 2015 No.14510983 >>14510933 also if it looked less like a girl being eaten alive by a giant crab.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 17:43:06 2015 No.14510988 >>14510965 I'm only telling the truth. Ushi Oni worst girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 17:46:41 2015 No.14510997 >>14510988 >I'm only telling the truth. Do you have a single fact to back that up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 17:55:41 2015 No.14511025 File: 187 KB, 459x795, 1450652141493.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14510997 are we really gonna have to do this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:01:11 2015 No.14511035 >>14511025 You think you know better than KC what monster girls deserve the most love?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:02:21 2015 No.14511041 >>14511035 I think Ilias made monster girls on purpose.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:05:36 2015 No.14511048 .less is now drawing a Manticore choking an Alp via a headlock

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:05:41 2015 No.14511049 >>14511041 Chew you havisfaction a singlelicious satisfact to snack that up?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:07:20 2015 No.14511060 >>14511048 The weak should fear the strong

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:07:33 2015 No.14511061 >>14511048 >"Out here, it's bully, or be bullied!"

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:08:51 2015 No.14511066 >>14511060 I'll assume that you're the one that that requested it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:08:55 2015 No.14511067 File: 2.54 MB, 737x1200, Now where to place the Mistletoe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The Kikimora's are getting ready for Christmas! What about you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:09:08 2015 No.14511068 >>14511066 Sure

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:09:23 2015 No.14511069 This is the quietest the thread's been on a Sunday in a long time. Is everyone having a life for once over the holidays or is it just the stream distracting people?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:10:44 2015 No.14511073 >>14511067 Going to finish up rewriting a short story I wrote for my dad as a Christmas present.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:11:22 2015 No.14511075 >>14511068 Lucky ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:12:10 2015 No.14511079 >>14511069 for me it's sketching and the .less' stream

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:13:59 2015 No.14511084 >>14511075 Yeah I honestly didn't think I was gonna get a request in. Alp bullying was a lot better than my other bland idea.

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:14:10 2015 No.14511085
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>>14511067
I'm not entirely opposed to sleeping through the next week or so If I could.

Sadly 26 hours is my record and that's not nearly close enough to being a week.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:14:19 2015 No.14511086 >>14511069 I'm just lurking. I normally only post when there's someone talking about one of the girls I like.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:15:48 2015 No.14511091 >>14511085 Ultra rare holographic Kiki!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:17:57 2015 No.14511102 File: 3.85 MB, 1085x1239, 7239e9f781.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] thanks less

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:18:49 2015 No.14511104 >>14511102 Samantha Hyde will save this thread from Alps

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:19:26 2015 No.14511105 >>14511102 I love it!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:19:44 2015 No.14511108 >>14511067 >monster girls celebrating Christmas Imagine trying to explain Christian doctrine and theology to a monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:20:27 2015 No.14511111 >>14511102 I had a good laugh.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:20:38 2015 No.14511112 >>14511067 I still think this looks lovely. Also, I've been cleaning house to prepare for the coming day of holly. >>14511085 >click/stop on red fringe Be still, thy beating heart. Miss Robin Red-breast is beautiful.

>>	swiss Momo Sun Dec 20 18:21:23 2015 No.14511115 File: 301 KB, 864x810, lewd Alp, now with more hearts.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14511104 fool, this'll only attract more Alps!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:22:51 2015 No.14511119 >KC had to finish the doujin by this morning >No tweets about making it in time He failed and committed seppuku didn't it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:23:47 2015 No.14511125 >>14511067 >Someone saved my really hasty coloring This feels pretty nice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:23:52 2015 No.14511126 >>14511115 I want this Alp to bully me instead.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:24:28 2015 No.14511128 >>14511119 He's channeling his inner Japanese office worker and staying late to finish it, no time for tweets

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:25:01 2015 No.14511131 >>14511102 Manticores are scary!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:26:29 2015 No.14511138 >>14511115 You gotta have your name on 100% of the time? Feels like you're just attentionwhoring now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:28:03 2015 No.14511144 >>14511138 Doing /anything/ of note is attentionwhoring. Artfagging is attentionwhoring. Writefagging is attentionwhoring.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:28:37 2015 No.14511146 >>14511144 Shut up attention whore

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:28:49 2015 No.14511148 >>14511131 Manticores olev

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:28:50 2015 No.14511150 >>14510784 GONNA BOP HER NOSE

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:28:55 2015 No.14511151 >>14511144 ...not what I was getting at.

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:29:43 2015 No.14511152

>>14511138
He won't stop until alpfaggotry has taken over this thread, it seems.

>Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company.
We knew this so long ago. And yet even ironic alp-posters didn't take heed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:29:57 2015 No.14511153 >>14511146 Replying to posts is attention whoring, anon. Posting is attention whoring.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:31:00 2015 No.14511155 >>14511152 >unironically hating alps How is it possible for a man in such a heterosexual thread to be such an enormous faggot?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:32:20 2015 No.14511159 >>14511155 >actually wanting to suck alp dick Fucking straightfaggots.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:33:02 2015 No.14511165 >>14511159 >alp >dick Pick one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:33:17 2015 No.14511167 >>14511159 >alp >dick Oh no. He's retarded.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:33:19 2015 No.14511168 >>14511155 Not him, but I like Alps. Yet I also loathe the obnoxious following they have.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:34:00 2015 No.14511172 >>14511165 >>14511167 The "straightfaggot" thing didn't tip you off to the absurd nature of the post?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:34:48 2015 No.14511174 >>14511172 Anon pls, everything you post is absurd.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:35:12 2015 No.14511176 >>14511138 eh, I just tend to forget to take the name off for those few times I actually post something unrelated to translations ect. here you would've known its me from the filename anyway, no?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:35:38 2015 No.14511178 >>14511168 I only ever see people talking about bullying them. Is that what you mean? >>14511172 It's a perfectly valid chan-style neologism, anon. You could've easily been serious. Also everything posted in this thread is absurd.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:36:40 2015 No.14511180 >>14511112 Well here's the 11th frame if you want it. https://i.imgur.com/q0mYz07.png

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:36:43 2015 No.14511181
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>>14511073
>>14511112
The Christmas Kikimora's wish you a clean and Kiki Christmas!

>>14511108
I don't think it really matters to them anon. It's the bright and happy days they should care about instead.

>>14511085
Truly the most amazing of Kiki's.
Now I wish there was a variant where her maid outfit changes in color.

And a variant where both happens.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:38:02 2015 No.14511186 >>14511168 So Alp-lovers are like Bronies; no one really hates the thing itself (it's just a kid's cartoon, like one of the other hundreds like it, neither particularly good or awful) so much as they hate the shitty community around it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:38:47 2015 No.14511188 >>14511186 Doesn't everything have a shitty community though?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:39:20 2015 No.14511190 >>14511186 So essentially every fandom ever?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:39:40 2015 No.14511192 >>14511186 So basically /mgt/.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:39:53 2015 No.14511193 >>14511176 >you would've known its me from the filename anyway, no? I don't think anyone ever paid attention to your filename in the first place, so probably not.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:42:06 2015 No.14511196 >>14511186 Wait until some faggo- >>14511192 Damn that was fast.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:43:17 2015 No.14511201 >>14511193 Someone would have, we do have that guy here who can pick out individuals based on their typing style.

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:43:18 2015 No.14511202

>>14511181
>not wanting your monster girl waifu to be your sister in Christ as well as your lover
>not wanting your monster girl waifu to be your wife in the eyes of God as well as man
>not wanting your monster girl waifu to experience the joy of rebirth in Christ
>not wanting your monster girl waifu to be saved by divine grace and join you before the throne of God in the next life

DEGENERACY

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:43:46 2015 No.14511205 >>14511188 Usually, it's not the community that's shitty, but rather the people who feel they should best represent it. Those who should represent don't, while those that do shouldn't.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:44:50 2015 No.14511207 >>14511196 I can pick a past thread at random to prove my point. You really wanna do this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:45:24 2015 No.14511209 >>14511201 >we do have that guy here who can pick out individuals based on their typing style I am him.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:48:47 2015 No.14511217 >>14511209 Ooh, ooh! Do me! Do me!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:50:36 2015 No.14511225 >>14511217 I have nothing to go on fampai.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:50:59 2015 No.14511228 File: 423 KB, 876x1496, Christ_chan_full_profile.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14511202 >Wanting to sully Christ-chan as some flavor of the month MG TRUE DEGENERACY

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:51:05 2015 No.14511229 >>14511217 >Ooh, ooh! Do me! Do me! Thirsty slut.

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:51:07 2015 No.14511230

>>14511108
>explaining Christmas to a group of Wendigo
>There's this holiday humans celebrate at the end of the year when it snows
>They add colorful lights to fir trees and bring family over to eat lots and lots of meat
>After they eat their meat, they give each other gifts wrapped in red and green paper and put bows and ribbons on them
>Then they don't see each other again for a few months
>And then they do it all again the next year
>various oohs and ahhs as the Wendigo listen intently to the story of Christmas and Jesus

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:52:37 2015 No.14511232 >>14511228 Fuck you, I read that too fast and now I'm imagining a monster girl based on Chris-chan. You'd better take responsibility.

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:54:00 2015 No.14511237

>>14511181
>Now I wish there was a variant where her maid outfit changes in color.

>And a variant where both happens.

I'm too tired to do it now but I'll do both whenever I wake up tomorrow. Probably should have done so from the beginning honestly.

Unless I end up being a liar and do shog instead. Who knows at this very moment.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:54:24 2015 No.14511240 >>14511230 Do they get pudding after they eat their meat? I want to feed pudding to a Wendigo after she eats her meat.

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:55:37 2015 No.14511244
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>>14511209
So /mgg/, what's your preferred age range for your waifu?
>Barely legal: Just reached age of consent.
>Younger: Close, but you're older. Think like being her senpai.
>Equal: No more than a 1 year difference.
>Older: She'd be your senpai.
>MILF: Ara ara~ range.
>GILF: coming up on the end of her first century.
>Magic: She's seen several countries rise/fall.

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:55:51 2015 No.14511246

>>14511232
there are few things I'll take responsibility for:
>ripping a bad fart in a car full of friends
>my awesome mac and cheese bake
>impregnating a harem of MG's
but I'm sorry anon I can't take responsibility for your lack of reading comprehension

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:55:54 2015 No.14511247 >>14511240 Only the best chocolate vanilla swirl pudding for Wendigo

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:56:31 2015 No.14511249 Anyone have that story about a vampire girl who's temporarily a hobo?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:56:38 2015 No.14511250 >>14511244 Huh. Don't know why that's a reply.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:57:45 2015 No.14511256 >>14511244 Equal or older.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:58:05 2015 No.14511259 >>14511244 Is age of consent basically like when they can talk for MGs? 'Age of consent' too loose a definition here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:58:50 2015 No.14511260 >>14511228 Was Christ-chan based off of Frimelda from FFTA2? Because that's all I think of whenever I see her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:59:20 2015 No.14511263 >>14511259 Whatever the age is in your country that you can sleep with a girl and it isn't considered sex with a minor.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:59:29 2015 No.14511265 >>14511244 >MILF: Ara ara~ range. That's retarded. You should have used Cake.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 18:59:33 2015 No.14511266 >>14511244 MILFy ara ara is the best.

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:00:06 2015 No.14511270

>>14511230
>telling monster girls the story of Jesus
>they ooh and ahh at all the people he helped and the things he said
>"He sounds like such a great guy! His wife must have been so pretty!"
>monsterlogic.png
>have to tell them that he was executed unmarried and a virgin
Imagine the trauma, anon. The looks of horror on their faces.

>>14511237
Do Roomba-chan.

>>14511244
Equal to MILF.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:00:13 2015 No.14511271 >>14511263 Then a few years younger than that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:01:42 2015 No.14511277 >>14511244 close to equal/equal or slightly older would be ideal

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:01:45 2015 No.14511278 >>14511244 What's below Barely Legal? Because I'll take whatever's below that, plus up to and including GILF, Magic, and whatever might be beyond that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:01:47 2015 No.14511279 >>14511244 >Barely Legal Lower than that, but not much older than me. That's my range. Magic is acceptable with an appropriate appearance for the above range though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:02:00 2015 No.14511282 >>14511244 Older / CC ara ara

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:02:24 2015 No.14511284 >>14511270 Roomba-chan doesn't have a soul. Magic doesn't work with her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:02:29 2015 No.14511286 >>14511244 I find myself leaning towards the older ones or ones closer to my age, mostly because I've had horrible luck with the younger lasses. That moment when girls my age are already older/cake tier

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:03:25 2015 No.14511291 >>14511284 Rude!

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:03:26 2015 No.14511292

>>14511244
it's weird some MG's I can only see as being older and some I can only see as being younger, and some more I can see being either.
>not having a harem of MG's with different ages and personalities
ah hell, I just want to see a newly liched young woman try to act all tough in front of a centuries old Kitsune
>O-of course I was there at the sacking of Rome!
>I also played chess with Napoleon too!
>I helped George Washington at Bunker Hill!
>Stop laughing! I'm serious! I'm MUCH older than you!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:03:52 2015 No.14511296 >>14511286 Lucky.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:04:54 2015 No.14511303 >>14511291 RoomBUREI-chan isn't a thing though. So it's not rude it's the truth.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:07:12 2015 No.14511306 >>14511244 Younger to MILF.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:07:21 2015 No.14511308 >>14511244 Equal or Older.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:08:15 2015 No.14511312 >>14510796 TB here. Is someone posing as me in a stream chat?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:09:36 2015 No.14511313 >>14511244 Older to Magic

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:09:46 2015 No.14511314 >>14511244 Equal or Older

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:10:43 2015 No.14511315 >>14511312 He probably thinks you're Thundragon, which is an alias of Hyphens.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:11:21 2015 No.14511317 >>14511312 Nope, anon's getting you confused with Hyphen who goes by thundragon on tumblr and streams.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:11:31 2015 No.14511319 >>14511312 No, I'm actually just retarded and super drunk. There's a user called "Thundragon". For some reason I read it as "Thunderbrother". Probably because "d" and "b" look the same, so my brain saw "Thunderb" and filled in the rest.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:13:38 2015 No.14511330 >>14511315 >>14511317 >>14511319 Got it. Carry on, then. Tanuki coming soon, after completion of last scene in the chapter and several editing passes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:17:31 2015 No.14511339 File: 245 KB, 700x685, 332c1fc3907a7d0cf65d5f4c22aaf3c5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14511330 COON POON

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:19:15 2015 No.14511349 File: 77 KB, 700x800, self-righteousness_in_pocket-size.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Tiny paladin WHAT DO?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:19:30 2015 No.14511351 >>14511339 That's a nice tush.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:21:44 2015 No.14511364 File: 434 KB, 876x1496, Christubus.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14511228 Everything is corruptable, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:22:41 2015 No.14511366 >>14511339 I want to be hired by a Tanuki for stress relief, only to end up fucking her until she gets heart pupils in her eyes while she protests that she's had enough. Yes I'll take responsibility.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:22:45 2015 No.14511367 >>14511349 At least it's not another fucking shirohebi. Arm her with a toothpick and sign her up for some of those Japanese bug fights. Her indignant rage shall bring flawless victory and great fortune.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:22:46 2015 No.14511368 >>14511349 Tape to a table and hotglue.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:23:55 2015 No.14511373 >>14511349 Corrupt her into a cute fairy?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:25:06 2015 No.14511377 >>14511364 >that tail is a little too fat

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:25:45 2015 No.14511381 >>14511349 Give her a rapier made using an iron nail and some wrappings, along with armour made from a can of Sunny D. She can fight fairies.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:29:12 2015 No.14511393 File: 693 KB, 1000x1412, 80081aad37fbcf9f186df2804ac3c06b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14511366 She's just wants to make sure you give her her money's worth.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:39:58 2015 No.14511418 File: 120 KB, 341x510, alp is weak.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14511102

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:40:48 2015 No.14511421 File: 268 KB, 523x600, 1450658448583.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14511067 We sure are.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:41:11 2015 No.14511423 >>14511102 >>14511418 I want to cuddle an Alp and tell her I think she's cool and strong!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:42:18 2015 No.14511427 >>14511423 Don't lie to her, Anon. Tell her to play to her strengths, like how cute and girly she is.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:43:12 2015 No.14511429 >>14511377 >bullying succubi about the size and shape of their tails

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:43:52 2015 No.14511430 >>14511421 >Red skin >Blue twintails >Glasses >Smug Hot Da- >Flat as a board >No butt to compensate And there goes my boner...

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:44:05 2015 No.14511432 Did Less not post the link to the finished Seaport Hime picture in his stream? I can't find it, and screw making an account on Picarto just to ask for it.

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:44:08 2015 No.14511433

>>14511393
You don't understand anon, I want to go beyond what she payed me for and keep fucking her until she's coated in white from her calves to her tits.
I want to fuck her mouth until my semen is overflowing from her lips.
I want her to look at me with hearts in her eyes and demand I marry her so she can keep me with her forever.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:46:15 2015 No.14511441 I want to listen to abrasive, head-banging disco electro-house music with my beloved!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:46:58 2015 No.14511444 >>14511429 >You'll never tease a chubby succubus about her big fat spadetail until she sneaks into your room, pins you down, and jerks you off with it until you admit how you've always thought it was sexy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:47:05 2015 No.14511445 File: 502 KB, 450x780, dd1476c7e77ab71ca9f399a2df29d70c.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14511433 My, my. Someone's an eager boy. You'll help her get all clean since you're the one who got her dirty, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:47:14 2015 No.14511446 >>14511244 >no loli Into the trash it goes >>14511421 Meh, the original tanned skin looks better

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:47:58 2015 No.14511450 File: 1.14 MB, 800x1133, Kururu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14511244 Magical lolis

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:49:08 2015 No.14511455 >>14511446 >Using loli as an age measurement instead of a body type Sorry I don't condone pedophilia?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:49:29 2015 No.14511457 File: 100 KB, 505x599, 1450658969326.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14511446 Kill joys.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:49:34 2015 No.14511458 >>14511445 Yeah, I'll draw a bath and scrub her down until she's clean as the day she was born. Then comes the cuddling.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:49:38 2015 No.14511459 >>14511429 Big meaty spadetails are the best for fondling and coiling around you during cuddling and fucking and cuddlefucking.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:49:40 2015 No.14511460 I want to be a shota and bully a loli tanuki

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:52:03 2015 No.14511468
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A new letter of introduction has arrived!

Name Hydra
Species: Hydra
Half human, half snake extraspecies. They possess snake like hair, if it is cut off it will grow back. "It seems her hobby is dressing fashionably!"

Alright so the name needs some explanation. Basically, there are two ways to spell Hydra in katakana, apparently. Her name is the first ハイドラ (haidora) and her species is the second ヒュドラ (hyudora). So who the fuck knows. Also the game should be going up in just over 2 hours. Maybe. I assume it's launching 12pm their time, but we don't have any confirmed time just sometime today.

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:53:04 2015 No.14511476

>>14511460
How would you feel if she grew up into a shortstack and then had her bodyguards kidnap you, strip you down, and tie you up in the basement of her house.
Then she'd strip down and jerk you off until you reached the edge, then stop and wait for you to cool down before starting again.
She'll only let you cum if you apologize for bullying her and agree to become her husband.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:53:20 2015 No.14511477 >>14511455 Yeah, only gerontophilia Pretty disgusting desu

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:53:32 2015 No.14511479 >>14511468 >They possess snake like hair, if it is cut off it will grow back. Cut off one and two more take its place?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:55:37 2015 No.14511491 >>14511432 Nobody? I scoured as much of the chat was I could scroll through, but didn't see anything.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:57:01 2015 No.14511496 >>14511244 All acceptable but I prefer older to milf

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:58:59 2015 No.14511504 >>14511349 She looks scared. Comfort her and give her a tiny suit of armor.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 19:59:15 2015 No.14511505 >>14511491 Don't think he did but I'm sure he'll upload it to his blog once he's done.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 20:01:16 2015 No.14511513 >>14511505 Fair enough.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 20:01:17 2015 No.14511514 >>14511476 >short >stack I'm not apologising for shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 20:02:06 2015 No.14511517 File: 220 KB, 1000x893, 1447042842916.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw no busty Sphinx mother to force you to drink from her chest mounted calcium cannons

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 20:03:45 2015 No.14511524 >>14511479 Who the hell knows. For all intents and purposes, she's a medusa that can't petrify people it seems.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 20:04:05 2015 No.14511526 File: 560 KB, 1200x1749, 1450659845773.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Soon...?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 20:05:16 2015 No.14511531 File: 1.70 MB, 2000x2500, 1450659916584.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14511102 Manticores are cute. CUTE!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 20:07:30 2015 No.14511534 >>14511531 I'm glad that one's dead. Fucking 3DPD-tier cunt.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 20:13:21 2015 No.14511550 File: 1.37 MB, 2000x5800, 1398793019001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14511534 Never read the story she's from. I just like the cute art for her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 20:14:35 2015 No.14511554 >>14511514 So you're just gonna let her keep jerking you off like that anon? With no hope of releasing it yourself and having her come down and feed you your meals? You're gonna want her to get you off eventually anon.

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 20:17:11 2015 No.14511559

>>14511531
I want a Manticore to sneak into my room and rape me with her tailpussy.
Then I'll wrap my arms around her so she can't escape!
I want to cuddle her into submission and do all sorts of nice things for her, like make her breakfast in the morning!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 20:17:49 2015 No.14511561 >>14511554 No I fucking won't.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 20:24:08 2015 No.14511578 >>14511561 Explain why you don't want a shortstack Tanuki to jerk you off into her mouth anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 20:26:33 2015 No.14511584 >>14511578 I already did.

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 20:29:57 2015 No.14511593
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>>14511578
Because a handjob is boring. You can get that from anyone. If it's a shortstack, you can get standing paizuri or, if she's particularly smug, skullfuck her until she's gagging on semen.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 20:31:33 2015 No.14511595 >>14511593 Well if you apologize, she'll let you do what you want with her body. Also, I think the term you're looking for is Facefuck because skullfucking is something completely different and horrible.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 20:33:21 2015 No.14511598 >>14511595 I dunno, he seems pretty well versed. I'm sure he knew exactly what he said.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 20:34:21 2015 No.14511601 >>14511595 I want to skullfuck a zombie!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 20:34:40 2015 No.14511603 >>14511595 Whatever, you got my meaning. Point is, you jam your dick down her throat and start pumping until her stomach is swollen with cum.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 20:34:45 2015 No.14511604 File: 51 KB, 650x458, 1440986826112.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"I hope Anon shows up today." >"I made this day really nice for him too, so that he'll want to go for a walk towards my shrine!"

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 20:34:48 2015 No.14511605 >>14511598 >skullfuck until she's gagging on semen >skullfuck >gagging on semen He had no idea what he was saying.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 20:35:34 2015 No.14511607 >>14511605 Depends on which way you angle the dick.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 20:36:53 2015 No.14511610 >>14511604 Should've knocked out his internet and TV with a thunderstorm, dumb Ryu.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 20:37:27 2015 No.14511613 >>14511604 That's racist. Not all humans like nice days. Some of us like dreary overcast that transitions into a heavy rain.

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 20:37:28 2015 No.14511614

Well, .less finished his stream. Here's the wrapup.

Definitely a cat.
http://puu sh/m2ETx/461cb93adc.png

Female Tidus as a mage.
http://puu sh/m2KTJ/45c48e2253.png

A stoned yeti.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/6201d2ffba38e590c1e2aef9461b4a3d/tumblr_nzopme1nN21tmjr83o8_1280.png

Fawkes.
http://puu sh/m2OEu/d52e8c3cf6.png

The complete plot of Metal Gear Rising.
http://puu sh/m2Usy/7239e9f781.png

Heterochromia the OC-hog.
http://puu sh/m2Tvb/e8ab01e248.png

Professional Monstergirl Thread derailer.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/a8ac9b926c967e1e3941d7cb40e5c022/tumblr_nzopme1nN21tmjr83o5_1280.png

Tamanamobamasama.
http://puu sh/m31CU/bfb186f12e.png

And a girl who will never be able to wear a hat.
http://41.media.tumblr.com/c9d1d63f19cb5ca118d2fb9704f539f8/tumblr_nzopme1nN21tmjr83o1_1280.png

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 20:37:39 2015 No.14511615 >>14511595 You know what I meant. Jam your dick into her mouth and start pumping into her throat until her stomach swells up from cum.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 20:38:45 2015 No.14511618 >>14511604 Sorry Water Wurm, nobody is coming.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 20:39:09 2015 No.14511619 >>14511615 Yeah, that's facefucking. And it's proof that you have good taste.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 20:39:12 2015 No.14511620 >>14510916 thats me

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 20:40:05 2015 No.14511621 >>14511614 >Professional Monstergirl Thread derailer. >lowercase D

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 20:43:05 2015 No.14511628 >>14511621 Sorry, I'll Conform To Your Grammatical Standards Next time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 20:46:13 2015 No.14511636 >>14511593 I wish to pin her down and shove my bone deep within her, until she pants, whines, and barks like the bitch she knows herself to be.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 20:47:01 2015 No.14511639 >>14511628 Sure thing, my Unconditional friend. it's Certainly important to Know the Many rules of Your native Dialect. In the end, Countless things depend on your Knowledge of the subject.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 20:51:01 2015 No.14511647 >>14511593 >shortstack >not buttfucking her terrible

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 20:54:26 2015 No.14511653 >>14511647 >shortstack >not getting things done around the house while you're doing a standing 69 >you get off and get the floor clean in time to get ready for that dinner you have to go to

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 20:56:28 2015 No.14511662 >>14511653 >standing 69 did we just become best friends?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 20:59:17 2015 No.14511673 >>14511653 >get the floor clean >Wheelbarrow plow shortstack while she scrubs the floors

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 21:02:39 2015 No.14511679 >>14511673 What decadent efficiency. Truly remarkable.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 21:04:02 2015 No.14511686 I want an Earth Wurm. And a Fire Wurm, and a Wind Wurm, and a Water Wurm, and a Heart Wurm.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 21:05:27 2015 No.14511690 File: 1.80 MB, 3000x2000, Wurm Is now part wisp.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14511686

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 21:05:42 2015 No.14511691 >>14511686 >Fire Wurm Just warm a potato up and you'll get the same result.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 21:07:41 2015 No.14511697 >>14511686 Just use Dragons Anon! >Earth: Wurm >Fire: Dragon >Wind: Wyvern >Water: Ryu >Heart: Jabberwock

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 21:09:49 2015 No.14511703 >>14511686 I want a wurm, a dragon, a wyvern, a ryu, and a jabberwock. With their powers combined, I am captain planet.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 21:13:29 2015 No.14511712 >>14511697 >the lamest dragon gets the lamest power Poetry

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 21:18:14 2015 No.14511722

>>14511712
Someone didn't read the comics. Heart can not only induce empathy, but also manipulate people's hearts to do whatever you wanted. It's mind control in all but name. Ma-ti was just too nice to use it.

Still want Wonderland Dragon to have that kind of power.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 21:19:16 2015 No.14511726 >>14511712 I'll fight you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 21:24:12 2015 No.14511745 >>14511712 Yeah, Wyverns are kinda wimpy aren't they?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 21:25:13 2015 No.14511749 >>14511745 As much as I love bullying Wyverns, heart is very clearly the lamest power ever.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 21:25:37 2015 No.14511750 File: 128 KB, 1412x824, 1434655067905.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14511745 Motherfucker, I will end you!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 21:26:39 2015 No.14511753 >>14511697 >>14511712 >>14511722 >>14511745 >>14511749 >>14511750 Guy is obviously referring to Water and Ryu as the lamest. I mean really, it's water. What's she gonna do? Make me wet? Do I look like an Alp to her?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 21:28:32 2015 No.14511758 >>14511753 Nah. It's obviously a reference to her crying that no one visits her shrine. Which is super lame. Who cries when they don't get what they want.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 21:29:19 2015 No.14511761 >>14511102 >getting to feel those manticore titties pressing into her from behind Lucky little shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 21:32:01 2015 No.14511769 >>14511753 I just said that heart is obviously the lamest.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 21:32:10 2015 No.14511770 >>14511753 That depends. Does Water mean water exclusively, or all forms of water (ice, steam, clouds, etc)? And does shee need a source of water to manipulate, or can she generate her own water?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 21:33:23 2015 No.14511771 >>14511618 >Water Wurm You take that back, you ignorant slut!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 21:33:57 2015 No.14511772 >>14511769 You can't be the original poster of that. You see, he said that the lamest dragon had the lamest power. And Jabberwock is obviously not the lamest Dragon, so that rules her out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 21:38:00 2015 No.14511778 File: 6 KB, 738x113, whock.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14511772 Wocks are shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 21:39:42 2015 No.14511781 >>14511778 Well then you just have bad tastes then.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 21:42:06 2015 No.14511791 File: 68 KB, 432x432, 47.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14511753 >>14511770 >it's water >What's she gonna do?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 21:42:07 2015 No.14511792 Ryu and Wurm are good, the rest are shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 21:42:42 2015 No.14511795 >>14511792 Your argument has no leg to stand on.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 21:42:58 2015 No.14511797 >>14511778 I'll still fight you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 21:43:14 2015 No.14511799 File: 92 KB, 479x650, Water Wurm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14511771 Water Wurm, Water Wurm, Water Wurm! Useless compared to a regular Wurm!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 21:44:20 2015 No.14511800 >>14509001 You mean this? http://lovecanbesuchadragon.tumblr.com

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 21:47:11 2015 No.14511807 >>14511800 That's cute.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 21:48:06 2015 No.14511809 File: 550 KB, 1040x789, m9flvfSN561rxki5ho1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14511791 Some people can get very... creative about controlling water, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 21:48:28 2015 No.14511811 >>14511797 http://40.media.tumblr.com/8943d33d7415925cd6259bccd55188ae/tumblr_nuznv5kK8z1r0w5oio1_500.png WOCKS ARE SHIT

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 21:48:47 2015 No.14511812 >>14511800 Furry

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 21:49:33 2015 No.14511816 >>14511811 What the fuck anon. Holy shit why.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 21:49:43 2015 No.14511817 File: 6 KB, 166x231, 1376326798615.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14511811 Not cool man

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 21:50:01 2015 No.14511818 >>14511811 GEE WOCK, HOW COME YOUR MOM LETS YOU HAVE TWO WIENERS?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 21:50:53 2015 No.14511821 >>14511799 Anon it's not a good idea to try and make a Ryu depressed or angry. What did a Ryu ever do to you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 21:51:25 2015 No.14511822 >>14511811 this hurts me and I'm not even a big fan of wocks

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 21:51:30 2015 No.14511823 >>14511817 >>14511816 >clicking a tumblr link You only have your self to blame.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 21:52:21 2015 No.14511825 >>14511811 I think the nose offends me the most.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 21:52:55 2015 No.14511828 >>14511811 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 21:53:33 2015 No.14511830 >>14511818 I AM SHIVA, GOD OF DEATH

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 21:53:49 2015 No.14511831 >>14511367 >>14511381 Well that's cute

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 21:54:04 2015 No.14511832 >>14511614 >Fawkes >not Fucks YOU BLEW IT

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 21:55:12 2015 No.14511835 >>14511811 I think I recognize that nose. Is that the artist who does those fugly butterface drawings of monstergirls for 'equality'?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 21:55:40 2015 No.14511839 File: 1.07 MB, 2800x1980, 1445717419451.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14511811 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! >>14511821 Water Wurm.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 21:55:41 2015 No.14511838 >>14511832 But then that wouldn't be a reference people would get.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 21:55:48 2015 No.14511840 File: 878 KB, 1000x1360, oomukade9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14511367 >Japanese bug fights As if she stands a chance.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 21:56:32 2015 No.14511841 >>14511839 Now that's a nice soft Wock I wanna cuddle her

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 21:56:55 2015 No.14511844 >>14511534 Wait what? She's dead? Since when?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 22:00:02 2015 No.14511858 >>14511840 >Centipede in bug fights Put her up against a real fighter and see how long she lasts. The answer is 'not very'. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRkT7QYfqgw

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 22:00:53 2015 No.14511863 >>14511614 >all those puu links just upload them to an imgur album, you lazy faggot http://imgur.com/a/0ioOM

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 22:02:14 2015 No.14511870 >>14511839 I want to be sexually harassed by a Chubwock. Story when?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 22:02:21 2015 No.14511872 >>14511858 >Stag Beetle named "Akuma" Oh boy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 22:04:59 2015 No.14511876 >>14511858 But she has heart and wants to win to impress the boy she likes!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 22:05:31 2015 No.14511877 >>14511831 My little murder machine is cutest. >>14511840 She doesn't need a chance. Everything else does. Never fight something that can be THAT tiny yet so angry at any given moment.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 22:06:29 2015 No.14511879 >>14511876 Too bad. As this thread will prove time and time again, no matter how much or how often you want something, you won't get it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 22:07:06 2015 No.14511880 >>14511811 I wouldn't even mind if it wasn't for the fucking nose

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 22:07:14 2015 No.14511881 File: 161 KB, 850x1275, Hug me....jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14511872 Could you withstand this 'raging demon'? >>14511876 Heart doesn't stop a pair of pincers from impaling your squishy bits.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 22:07:52 2015 No.14511882 File: 344 KB, 1037x1100, 284_soldier_beetle_L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14511858 Soldier Beetle Stronk.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 22:08:02 2015 No.14511883 DMM game is up for those who care. It's cool.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 22:09:39 2015 No.14511887 >>14511879 >>14511881 But she has to win! She's the plucky underdog!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 22:11:26 2015 No.14511889 >>14511881 >>14511882 I want to flick a Soldier Beetle's forehead.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 22:11:49 2015 No.14511890 File: 575 KB, 1000x1217, 1436582466736.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14511887 Life shits on underdogs. Maybe if she wasn't a stinky, sloppy NEET and actually practiced, life might not shit on her so much.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 22:14:35 2015 No.14511895 >>14511890 Nobody should have to deal with a shitty Mantis.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 22:16:00 2015 No.14511897 >>14511858 Eh, I've seen other battle that turned out differently

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 22:18:04 2015 No.14511903 >>14511890 But what if she really did try but everyone was born better and happier then her?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 22:29:20 2015 No.14511941 >>14511895 >Mantis girls make for diligent maids, great cooks and steadfast companions, quiet though they may be >Anon calls them shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 22:32:56 2015 No.14511952 >>14511941 They also murder their husbands if they feel a bit hungry then proceed to eat them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 22:33:49 2015 No.14511955 >>14511952 Now there's a pretty meme!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 22:38:03 2015 No.14511966 File: 1.71 MB, 1200x1600, 1422254002411.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14511952 Even if that were true, I'd still be willing to risk it to dip my biscuit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 22:40:09 2015 No.14511969 >>14511966 Have fun when she disembowels you just because she feels like it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 22:41:34 2015 No.14511971 >>14511966 >that ass >them feet >that little piddle of kitty juice Exquisite.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 22:42:12 2015 No.14511972 File: 192 KB, 700x781, 1433903582085.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14511952 >>14511969 Having a stick up your ass 100% of the time isn't healthy.

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 22:46:11 2015 No.14511982

>>14511971
"Kitty juice" is the cutest term I've heard for female lubrication yet.
Honestly, everything associated with female genitalia could do with some more elegant terms.
After all, you can only use "petals", "honeypot", "nectar" and "pearl" so many times before they wear out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 22:46:30 2015 No.14511983 >>14511972 Being cautious of a dangerous species is healthy however.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 22:47:21 2015 No.14511985 >>14511982 Mudflaps!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 22:48:00 2015 No.14511987 File: 189 KB, 785x749, 1406782168311.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14511983

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 22:49:17 2015 No.14511993 >>14511966 Under-the-Table BJs a bestest. >>14511971 Agreed on all counts.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 22:49:18 2015 No.14511994 >>14511982 >"petals", "honeypot", "nectar" and "pearl" Maybe if you use a fedora. Using any of these once is using them one too many times.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 22:55:09 2015 No.14512001 >>14511987 Look at that plotting little shit. I don't trust her, not at all

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 22:56:46 2015 No.14512005 >>14511994 Nectar gets a pass because Shimoneta. I've found honeypot can work in some contexts personally. Petals and Pearl are pretty bad though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 22:57:30 2015 No.14512007 >>14511987 That tea is probably drugged, and once you drink it she'll cut you up and eat your remains raw.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 22:57:46 2015 No.14512008 >>14512005 Nile flower.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 22:58:12 2015 No.14512010 >>14511994 Hey, I'd much rather those terms than anything like "snatch", "pussy", "meathole" or "vagina". The last one is fine for clinical writing, but it really shouldn't be used in erotic prose, especially when describing acts of sex.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 22:58:35 2015 No.14512012 You know what MG you can trust to never hurt you? none of them

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 22:59:22 2015 No.14512015 >>14512008 I adore Anubis; so works for me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 22:59:36 2015 No.14512016 >>14512007 Shit give me 5 cups. Let me feel the sweet embrace of death and be free from this futile existence.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:00:07 2015 No.14512017 File: 176 KB, 702x886, 1446170414251.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14512012 A man of good sense.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:00:53 2015 No.14512019 File: 23 KB, 480x640, 1384142904250.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14512001 Come on, anon. She just wants to cuddle.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:01:55 2015 No.14512023 >>14512010 Pussy is a classic though. Snatch is alright for some uses. Agreed that Vagina is simply too clinical. I've never heard someone use "Meathole". Meatrod, sure, but meathole? That's a new one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:02:37 2015 No.14512024 >>14512015 Referring to one's navel as an "oasis", before licking it until it's as wet as one is also acceptable.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:03:13 2015 No.14512028 >>14512019 No anon, she wants to horribly murder men and eat what's left.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:03:15 2015 No.14512029 >>14512019 Jesus Christ. Look at her inject a toxin into the lymph nodes under his arms while trying to smother him.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:04:15 2015 No.14512030 >>14512023 Abyssal cavern? Meat Thermometer? John and Ted's Portable Firehose?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:04:55 2015 No.14512034 >>14512019 Yeah, this>>14512028 She wants to cuddle with the guts outside of my body. And unless you can provide pics with a timestamp otherwise, she's a murderous bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:05:39 2015 No.14512036 Come on guys, you saw the sign. Bully this instead. >>14511115

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:06:04 2015 No.14512037 File: 47 KB, 500x881, 1448594504639.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14512012 Does this look like the face of a sheep who wants to hurt you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:06:15 2015 No.14512038 >>14512036 Mantis' are shit and deserve to be purged.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:06:39 2015 No.14512040 File: 214 KB, 800x503, 1437190402227.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14512028 Fine, be paranoid. More kuubugs for me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:06:59 2015 No.14512041 >>14512030 The first doesn't sound like something that would be enjoyable to put ones dick in. The last two again, just sound like dicks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:07:02 2015 No.14512043 >>14512036 I want to be bullied, does that make me an Alp?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:07:40 2015 No.14512044 >>14512037 It looks like the face of someone biding their time. Trust me anon, these MGs are bad news. Don't fall for their wiles.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:08:01 2015 No.14512046 >>14512024 I dunno. Sure, "Desert Flower", but I think "Oasis" is still more applicable to refer to a vagina.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:08:40 2015 No.14512050 >>14512043 Masochism is not a cause for alping, merely a possible side-effect.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:08:51 2015 No.14512051 >>14512040 Have fun when they cut off your limbs and eat you alive.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:09:18 2015 No.14512054 >>14512043 Only wanting to be the little girl makes you an alp.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:10:04 2015 No.14512058 >>14512043 That depends. Do you find the idea of sitting on an upright cucumber pleasurable?

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:10:43 2015 No.14512059

>>14511349
>"Ugh, jeeze, you're wanking again? W-what's this? You have an armor fetish? Ugh, gross dude. I can't look anymore."
>"Wow... you're uh... really getting into it huh?"
>"W-what's so great about... that is NOT how armor works. Like.. at all."
>"T-that's a nice sword though..."

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:11:24 2015 No.14512060

Alright, can someone help me? Butter-T is selling his new artbook, but I'm not sure how exactly to purchase it. The only actual link I could find is https://docs.google.com/forms/d/13blCwxP3kJ7NfzNrMDzwoZkXMyDHCoNeGFeRzCm_qqg/viewform?c=0&w=1, which is for preorders which have already passed.

Also, accordig to the page, it costs "300 bath". Now I'm going to assume they mean baht, the thai currency. And according to Google that's $8.30. Is that right? That doesn't sound right for a 20 page full art book.

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:13:55 2015 No.14512067

>>14512060
>That doesn't sound right for a 20 page full art book.

All the pictures in the artbook will be covered up by a Patreon logo that takes up 30% of each page. Of course, if you become a $50 dollar patron, then he'll send you the actual artbook for free! Postage and packaging not included, of course.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:14:07 2015 No.14512068 >>14512037 I want more drawings of MGs hugging Anon dakis

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:14:36 2015 No.14512069 >tfw almost any imaginative works you instantly insert characters as their most fitting mgs I've been here too long. Makes for good imaginings though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:14:38 2015 No.14512070 >>14512051 Did a mantis rape your father or something?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:15:37 2015 No.14512073 >>14512070 He's a false-flagger trying to start a shitstorm. Just don't reply to him. Hopefully he'll get himself b& again.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:17:48 2015 No.14512077 >>14512073 But why choose mantis when there's other monstergirls that attract more bait?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:18:21 2015 No.14512080 >>14512060 No you need to give him 300 baths. Soap him up, gayboy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:19:17 2015 No.14512083 >>14512073 Wasn't it proven that they only do that when under massive amounts of stress, i.e. under captive observation, and never actually practice it in the wild?

Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:21:11 2015 No.14512089

>>14512060
Actually $8 sounds just right for a self-published 20 page artbook. That's how much such things go for in Japan, after all; makes since that the Thai-sellout would hock his at a similar price, given that most of his stuff is directed at a Japanese audience?

How to get that book though, no fucking clue. I looked at the sales page, and it seemed a bunch of gibberish.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:21:41 2015 No.14512092 File: 476 KB, 700x945, 1437599448701.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14512083 Pretty much, yeah.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:22:12 2015 No.14512095 >>14512077 Mantis a shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:25:45 2015 No.14512104 >>14512077 He just really hates Mantises for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:27:55 2015 No.14512105 >>14512104 Is it the same dude who loved them, got trolled with the whole eating thing and now has a fervent hate of them like a girl scorned?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:29:32 2015 No.14512110 >>14512095 Were you scared by bugs as a kid? Hate pointy things? Your dad leave your mom for a Mantis? Or are you still mad over that piece of art?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:31:03 2015 No.14512115 >>14512105 It probably is.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:31:58 2015 No.14512119 >>14512110 I've always hated bugs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:32:57 2015 No.14512123 >>14512119 But she's not a bug, she's a bug person with tits.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:33:02 2015 No.14512124 File: 1.05 MB, 917x1440, 1448259918007.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14512068 Hugged warmly

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:33:54 2015 No.14512128 >>14512123 Still complete garbage that'll murder you the second you put your guard down.

ThunderBrother Sun Dec 20 23:35:13 2015 No.14512132
File: 257 KB, 600x613, f9b881f19ae4f70bc083e27e6b8b42ae.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Ayyy I'm back with more of that thing I write. Hope you guys enjoy chapter 8, even if it's a bit short..

http://pastebin.com/HJx8WJLi

Remember to love and protect your MGs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:35:14 2015 No.14512133 >>14512128 The only thing she'll murder is your dick. With love.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:35:57 2015 No.14512136 I'm going to stuff an Amazon and theres nothing any of you can do about it!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:36:54 2015 No.14512140 File: 379 KB, 1000x1350, 1450672614757.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14512133 This guy gets it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:37:53 2015 No.14512141 >>14512136 With Younglings?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:38:29 2015 No.14512143 >>14512133 Bullshit, Mantis' will slowly torture you and eat your bloody mess of a body when you finally die.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:41:03 2015 No.14512148 >>14512143 No, they'll snuggle up against you and make you smile.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:41:12 2015 No.14512149 >>14512141 ...Yeah, eventually.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:42:10 2015 No.14512150 >>14509975 Fun-ky tow-wel Towel's got the funk

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:42:16 2015 No.14512151 >>14512136 Well she probably has the same in mind too about you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:43:15 2015 No.14512154 >>14512132 based

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:45:01 2015 No.14512158 >>14512148 They'll slice the flesh from your body and make you watch as she eats it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:46:47 2015 No.14512163 >>14512158 She'll hunt wild animals and try to turn them into a meal for you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:47:22 2015 No.14512165 File: 417 KB, 800x800, Onee-sans just want to protect and love you!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:47:24 2015 No.14512166 File: 131 KB, 402x500, 1432961737660.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14512158 I'd watch her eat my flesh, if you catch my meaning.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:48:25 2015 No.14512170 >>14512046 Well, they're both precious places, and they'll both be wet by the time I'm done with them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:49:30 2015 No.14512174 >>14512163 She'll disembowel you and eat your guts. >>14512166 The only flesh she'll be eating is your face.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:50:24 2015 No.14512176 >>14512165 If she hugs him too tight, that child is going to get thoroughly Leo-and-Satan'd.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:51:41 2015 No.14512180 File: 433 KB, 752x752, --0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14512165 I don't know what it is about giant claws I like so much. Maybe it's just because they look cool.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:51:55 2015 No.14512181 File: 1.25 MB, 1200x1200, 661c47ed6d19d8ca8af73890824bc60.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14512176 She may not look it, but she has fine motor skills.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:53:25 2015 No.14512183 >>14512174 wait, i've played that game before http://exhentai.org/s/5c57f2e63b/75165-57

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:53:36 2015 No.14512184 >>14512166 This image is making me uneasy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:54:20 2015 No.14512186 >>14512174 She'll make grumpy boys open up so they can eat the meal she made, even if she has to make airplane noises to do it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:54:21 2015 No.14512187 >>14512165 >>14512180 >>14512181 I would give anything to have an Abyssal harem.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:54:24 2015 No.14512188 File: 134 KB, 600x800, 145895645644.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to get a fancy cheese for my mouse waifu on Christmas, any recommendations?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:55:50 2015 No.14512194 >>14512188 10 year old cheddar.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:57:34 2015 No.14512198 File: 199 KB, 697x1000, 8243a020311941245e4cae0b763d7a5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14512187 A reasonable desire.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:59:27 2015 No.14512204 >>14512186 She'll slowly cut open the necks of young boys she lured in so she can watch the light die out in her meal's eyes. Mantis' are fucking garbage.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 23:59:58 2015 No.14512209 >You will never be dragged into an abandoned shrine by a group of faceless kitsune

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 00:00:30 2015 No.14512210 >>14512105 I was just going to say that, I was there when that happened, it was hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 00:00:57 2015 No.14512212 >>14512209 I remember that doujin, it ended with him being a complete slut for mofu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 00:00:59 2015 No.14512213 >>14512209 Will they drug the tea and whisper lewd things?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 00:03:32 2015 No.14512217 >>14512176 >Leo-and-Satan'd Explain

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 00:04:26 2015 No.14512219 >>14512204 She wants to wear a dress for the first time and feel loved.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 00:05:29 2015 No.14512221 >>14512217 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHgIQYvv9kk

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 00:06:57 2015 No.14512222 >>14512219 She wants to decapitate the guy and eat his face while raping his corpse. Fuck off Mantisfag, not everyone has a snuff fetish.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 00:09:44 2015 No.14512231 >>14512222 She wants to kiss him on the nose as she has handholding sex with him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 00:11:07 2015 No.14512233 >>14512231 She wants to eat his nose after cutting off his hands so he can't fight. Never trust a Mantis, it's almost as bad as trusting a nigger.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 00:16:06 2015 No.14512240 >>14512233 So if one were to hand a confession to you, you would smack it away and call her names?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 00:18:05 2015 No.14512242 >>14512240 Yes, probably beat her up too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 00:19:50 2015 No.14512245 >>14512242 Dude you'd get murdered.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 00:21:03 2015 No.14512248 >>14512242 That's awful. She's not the monster here, you are.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 00:21:30 2015 No.14512250 File: 1.15 MB, 1100x1700, 14855923_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 00:23:31 2015 No.14512253 File: 3.04 MB, 1200x1723, loli fox.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Let us discuss loli monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 00:24:47 2015 No.14512254 >>14512245 Not if you hit her with a weapon. >>14512248 Last time I checked I don't slowly torture people and eat them.

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 00:25:03 2015 No.14512255

>>14512242
>Attempting to beat up a creature with swords literally growing out of her, along with naturally superhuman precision and reaction speeds, and a complete impassiveness towards maiming and injuring

I hope you have a lot of black belts, and a very good grip on CQC and tactics against armed enemies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 00:25:46 2015 No.14512258 >>14512254 Neither does she.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 00:26:43 2015 No.14512262 >>14512253 They are for protecting and nuturing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 00:28:44 2015 No.14512264 >>14512258 Yes she does.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 00:29:56 2015 No.14512267 >>14512264 You don't have any proof.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 00:30:31 2015 No.14512268 >>14512267 Oh yes I do.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 00:31:28 2015 No.14512269 >>14512268 No you don't.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 00:32:54 2015 No.14512272 >>14512269 Yes I do, you just refuse to see it. Mantis' only want to horrifically murder and eat you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 00:32:58 2015 No.14512273 File: 512 KB, 600x450, g01.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This thread is in dire need of more oppai lolis!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 00:34:39 2015 No.14512279 >>14512272 Maybe you're just crazy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 00:36:32 2015 No.14512281 File: 638 KB, 534x482, 1403127513550.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >reread a drawfag story you like for the first time in a while >notice multiple flaws throughout the piece >still like the story anyways

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 00:36:49 2015 No.14512283 >>14512279 You're naive.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 00:37:31 2015 No.14512284 >>14512253 Loli foxes are wonderful. >>14512273 You'll get them when someone uploads Sandwich 8.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 00:38:30 2015 No.14512285 >>14512283 No, I know that you're a grump anon who needs mantis hugs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 00:39:13 2015 No.14512287 >>14512273 They are for protecting, nuturing, and orgasm via milking.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 00:39:29 2015 No.14512288 >>14512285 I would sooner kill myself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 00:39:34 2015 No.14512289 File: 81 KB, 560x558, 1448453143564.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] man I wish there was more soldier beetle art.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 00:40:36 2015 No.14512293 What are some of out most comfy stories? Stories that make you go, 'I got nothin' to do today I'm gonna re read that one thing that made me feel all fuzzy inside that I read that one time' It's rainy, and I need pointers

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 00:40:59 2015 No.14512295 >>14512288 It's just a hug.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 00:43:01 2015 No.14512304 >>14512295 From a murderous bug.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 00:44:54 2015 No.14512311 >>14512304 She never harmed a soul in her life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 00:45:23 2015 No.14512313 >>14512293 http://pastebin.com/UqabiTt0 http://pastebin.com/hrrVEnaB http://pastebin.com/ybhWJpGx http://pastebin.com/xqcmMprF

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 00:46:04 2015 No.14512317 File: 893 KB, 1042x862, 1448281842409.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14512289 i know its not that good, but I got this from the draw threads a while back

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 00:46:35 2015 No.14512318 >>14512311 Lies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 00:48:08 2015 No.14512321 >>14512318 But she really is a nice girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 00:48:09 2015 No.14512322 >>14512289 Wish they didn't have that giant bug part of them would seem like a hassle to be withthanks to the size of that

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 00:50:11 2015 No.14512328 >>14512321 More lies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 00:51:53 2015 No.14512333 File: 17 KB, 480x732, 1448602756821.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14512317 well there's this

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 00:53:56 2015 No.14512341 >>14512321 >Still replying to the autist

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 00:55:50 2015 No.14512349 >>14512328 You're being paranoid. She's fine. >>14512341 It's funny.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 00:57:39 2015 No.14512358 >>14512349 She's not fine, she's a murderer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 00:59:34 2015 No.14512361 >>14512358 Is she now? Maybe she was framed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 00:59:58 2015 No.14512362 File: 410 KB, 700x1082, Arachnotaur Cometh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Praise it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 01:01:38 2015 No.14512366 File: 137 KB, 679x959, Shog.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder that Shogs are perfection

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 01:01:53 2015 No.14512368 >>14512362 Not with that autists monstergirlsona present.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 01:02:41 2015 No.14512371 >>14512361 All Mantis' are murdering man eaters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 01:05:05 2015 No.14512378 >>14512371 That's a bold claim.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 01:05:19 2015 No.14512379 >>14512362 Yes, yes I praise it!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 01:05:51 2015 No.14512380 >>14512378 It's true.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 01:07:54 2015 No.14512381 >>14512380 But you have nothing to prove it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 01:08:49 2015 No.14512382 File: 147 KB, 1000x1000, 1450678129186.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14512366 YOU ARE BACTERIA. I AM THE HARBINGER OF YOUR PERFECTION! ASSUMING CONTROL!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 01:09:53 2015 No.14512386 >>14512381 I don't need to prove it, they prove it for me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 01:10:15 2015 No.14512387 File: 661 KB, 700x875, 1450678215561.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14512366 Slimes in general are top tier. Adding on Old One powers is just cheating.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 01:10:34 2015 No.14512389 >>14512313 >http://pastebin.com/UqabiTt0 I remember this. Needs a continuation. Thanks for these, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 01:11:00 2015 No.14512390 >>14512386 All I see are cute bugs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 01:12:38 2015 No.14512392 >>14512362 That plush toy looks pretty fuckable

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 01:12:55 2015 No.14512394 >>14512390 I see horrific monsters that eat you alive and screaming.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 01:14:23 2015 No.14512395 File: 852 KB, 1201x1600, 1450678463528.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14512368 But Sona isn't a Monster Girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 01:15:53 2015 No.14512397 >>14512395 What a fearsome frauline!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 01:17:07 2015 No.14512401 >>14512397 [TL's note:]What a scary bitch!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 01:17:31 2015 No.14512404 File: 15 KB, 300x198, 1444531533365.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14512395 Something that fuzzy and inhuman shouldn't have hips that fuckable. But it do, and a part of me is okay with that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 01:17:34 2015 No.14512405 >>14512394 Then that's your problem.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 01:22:53 2015 No.14512411 File: 591 KB, 781x1100, 1427724130836.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does anyone else here start writing from multiple different parts of a chapter and then just try to bridge the gaps between them?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 01:30:15 2015 No.14512417 >>14512411 I've thought about it, but I don't believe myself capable of keeping the story flow intact if I tried. Start to finish is my way. All the achronological scenes and ideas stay in my head until it's their time to be written, anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 01:30:46 2015 No.14512418 >>14512411 I generally get one idea, write that idea out, then write everything else around that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 01:31:16 2015 No.14512421 >>14512417 Oh. I just have to take different story elements, stuff them on the page in the right order and then just keep writing each segment until they connect.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 01:31:32 2015 No.14512423 >>14512411 that's actually how most screenwriters function; especially if there's multiple writers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 01:33:34 2015 No.14512429 >>14512382 Aww, my little wurm wants to take over the world. Who wants headpats?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 01:37:47 2015 No.14512432 File: 203 KB, 1000x1000, 1402898072380.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14512429 NO, NO HEADPATS! SUBMIT TO ME OR BE GROUND INTO NOTHING! F-Fine...

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 01:39:27 2015 No.14512434 >>14512404 It doesn't help that her voice is distilled sex.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 01:42:52 2015 No.14512439 >>14512432 She gon git all the head pats.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 01:48:33 2015 No.14512446 File: 520 KB, 706x725, 1450385958545.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14512434 I don't know if it's the calm, ethereal echo that she has going on, or just the occasional humming and philosophy , but yeah, that voice is something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 01:50:12 2015 No.14512449 I want to dress up as a doctor and have my waifu dress up as an nurse so we can give our Kobold daughteru the lewdest checkup imaginable!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 01:53:52 2015 No.14512456 >>14512333 if it didn't have those eyes..

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 01:54:34 2015 No.14512457 >>14512449 That's irredeemably lewd. I love it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 01:56:13 2015 No.14512461 File: 1.75 MB, 1776x2600, 1392188626358.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Been to /a/. Seen Zombie tits & ass. Why does Zombina have such a good body?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 01:57:29 2015 No.14512464 >>14512461 It's not like it can get any worse, or put on any weight. She must've been fit when she died.

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 01:58:24 2015 No.14512467
File: 673 KB, 702x1024, adultAlice.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Someone made a bunch of de-lolified Monster Girls that I've never seen posted here, so I'll dump them.

I guess this is what happens when the Onee-sabbath and Hathor Cult join forces to raid the Sabbath.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 01:58:50 2015 No.14512472 >>14512461 >>14512464 I think she's just Frankensteined together of the hottest girls a crazy Frankensteiner killed to create the ultimate hottie. And then the incompetent assistant called Igor got them a fujo brain.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 01:59:13 2015 No.14512474 >>14508568 >implying being with a zombie is suffering Have fun with your frivolous cat girls you basic bastard

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 01:59:33 2015 No.14512476 File: 544 KB, 535x1024, adultDormouse.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14512467

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:00:27 2015 No.14512478 >>14512467 Needs to be thicker.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:00:58 2015 No.14512479 >>14512461 >>14512464 She can sew onto herself any body-part she wants, so she would obviously only choose grade A+ parts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:01:25 2015 No.14512480 >>14512467 Not too fond of it. >>14512476 This works better though. My god, those thighs are ridiculous.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:01:47 2015 No.14512481 File: 727 KB, 739x1024, adultArchImp.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14512478 There is thicker, these lolis are practically MILF proportioned. Would you take responsibility for one?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:03:20 2015 No.14512486 File: 400 KB, 841x1024, adultWitch.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14512481 Anyways, here's the rest. God damn the Familiar is thick as fuck. Why are big thick thighs the best? http://imgur.com/a/18QB2

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:03:46 2015 No.14512487 >>14512481 Of course. I'd take them so thick that she has to go pantiless because none fit.

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:05:00 2015 No.14512490

>Chuuni Shoggoth maid
>You're feeling a little under the weather, she tells you to get some rest
>Napping in bed when the doorbell wakes you
>"Ilyaa n'gha mnahn' hlirgh, my master remains dreaming."
>You shuffle out of bed and down the hall to stop her from scaring another pair of girl scouts or something
>"No he isn't." you mumble as you round the corner
>If you weren't still a little groggy, you would swear her feet actually left the ground when she jumped at the sound of your voice
>"M-master! Shouldn't you still be in bed?"
>You notice the guy at the door, a UPS driver, he seems a little spooked
>You opt to answer her question by shooting her a look and ask the delivery guy what he's here for
>"I uh, got a package. Sign please."
>You sign and hand him the pad back, and he shoves the package into your hands and walks back to his truck very, very briskly
>You notice her fidgeting a little as you open the box
>Black lights
>6 packages of black lights
>You ask her what they're for
>"S-so I can better warn visitors that they're entering my master's realm of darkness from which there can be no escape..."
>She's staring at the floor
>"Don't change every bulb, I still need to be able to see at night. I'm going back to bed."
>"Y-yes master!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:05:54 2015 No.14512494 >>14512467 >>14512476 >>14512481 >>14512486 What's wrong with all their faces?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:07:32 2015 No.14512496 >>14512486 Their faces weird me the fuck out but the bodies are nice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:08:35 2015 No.14512499 File: 384 KB, 850x750, 1445893648979.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14512486 >Hobgoblin >Taking the loli out of oppai loli I do not approve.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:09:06 2015 No.14512501 >>14512496 We need to go thicker.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:09:20 2015 No.14512502 >>14512494 The artist can't draw them well, is what. I mean, look at that archimp. It's like someone stuck a potato on top of a pear, and painted it to look like a person.

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:10:46 2015 No.14512505 [SPOILER]

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Am...Am I too late to hang out with the big mantis girls Anon-senpai? I had to fly all the way over from /tg/... I'm sorry I'm so small and can't fly as fast as other monster girls...

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:13:35 2015 No.14512507 >>14512486 All of those look terrible, sorry.

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:15:02 2015 No.14512509

>>14512490
>Come back after working late
>Not really paying attention, walk up the descending stairs and exit through the entrance
>Lose your breath because you're underwater
>Catch it again
>Hold it
>You don't really remember the hallway being so troublesome to traverse, but you lets the wall walk a circle around you and you step into the ceiling, maid comes to greet you, sinking up through the floor
>She's beaming.
>"Good afternoon, Master!"
>"Did you do something while I was out?"
>"Yes, master! I-I thought you might like a bit more non-euclidean geography around the home."
>"It does remind me somewhat of our honeymoon. Were you feeling homesick?"
>"A little..."
>Walk out of the kitchen and into the kitchen, reach behind you and grope for the handle of the fridge across the room
>Open it, pull out a bottle of ale, nicely chilled
>"I'm tired, so call me when dinner is ready. I'm going to take a bath."
>"Sure! Just let me draw it first."
>She pulls out a pencil and notebook

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:15:05 2015 No.14512510 >>14512449 Motherfucker, you need to write about this. Especially this one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:15:23 2015 No.14512512 File: 174 KB, 639x465, 565888d9315e14150d385ed4a19e6081.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14512505 WHOOPS.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:17:27 2015 No.14512513 >>14512510 I will if I ever decide to not be anon anymore. I feel like as soon as I write a story and post it that'll be the end of my posting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:19:46 2015 No.14512519 >>14512509 Is she going to draw the bath into existence, or draw the bath so anon can just step into the paper and bathe like that? Either way, I like this. It's good that you're writing about non-euclidian shoggth space.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:20:50 2015 No.14512520 >>14512513 It wasn't for me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:20:59 2015 No.14512522 >>14512513 >that'll be the end of my posting. I would be okay with this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:22:04 2015 No.14512525 >>14512520 Who are you? >>14512522 aww

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:22:08 2015 No.14512526 >>14512486 Pls sthap They all look like utter shit My poor eyes

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:22:10 2015 No.14512527 >>14512519 We need more abominations

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:23:24 2015 No.14512529

Uh oh Anon.

You were out shopping when, in a flash of white light, a tall, scarred, and cybernetically enhanced figure steps from it.

It's your waifu from the future where her evil is law and she's come to take you back with her so she can be happy again you died in a toasting accident

Can your present waifu protect your or will she have to wait until she's an evil warlord to steal you back from herself?

Or does a threesome engage?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:24:19 2015 No.14512530 >>14512513 Well, if you're going to keep posting ideas like that Doctor/Nurse/Patient family combo, I wouldn't mind a few more. Turning that concept into a story would also be pretty great, though.

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:24:59 2015 No.14512532

>>14512512
Well fine, because of this salty prick this fa/tg/uy won't drop other mg-esque drawfag art he got.

What's wrong with wings on a mantis girl? Mantises have wings afterall! Also, that particular drawfag delivery was based on an entirely adorable mantis I found in my garden one day just before winter hit the neighborhood.

I was wondering why I stayed away from /jp/, guess I have my answer. I'll protect all my cute friends from your salt!

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:27:08 2015 No.14512534

>>14512529
But that doesn't make any sense. If she took me back now, then it could influence her ascent to being an evil cyborg warlord. Just to name one possible paradox.

Really, if she has access to time-travel tech, why not go back in time a bit sooner, and just grab me shortly before the accident? Like, literally the second before, so that she still thinks I died, thus keeping her inspiration to time-travel back and save me from it. Stable time loop.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:27:10 2015 No.14512535 >>14512530 I mean, I'll probably write about it someday. Someday when I don't have other things I should be working on.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:27:15 2015 No.14512536 File: 16 KB, 500x500, Accept The Love of D-Horse.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:27:26 2015 No.14512537 >>14512486 This is why you don't delolify things.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:28:13 2015 No.14512539 >>14512486 Horrible It reminds me of THAT guy from tumbrl, you know, the one who did double futa wock and other quality MGs pcs

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:29:13 2015 No.14512540 >>14512539 It's not nearly that bad, but it's not art you'd ever want to spend any amount of money on.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:29:49 2015 No.14512544 >>14512539 That's harsh now, they aren't that bad.

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:29:59 2015 No.14512545

>>14512534
You tell her this.
She stands there for a moment with her jaw open as if the thought has never crossed her mind.
Quite sheepishly, as everyone in the store is now staring, she asks if she can live in your home for a while until she builds a second time machine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:30:11 2015 No.14512547 >>14512395 Who is this and is there any SFW art of her? Because holy shit that looks cool. I mean, I like the lewd stuff too but I'd like to have something I can show around in pleasant company as well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:30:14 2015 No.14512548 >>14512529 >"Look, I believe you, I really do. And clearely you've been through a lot. I get that. But you have to let me go, I just bought this new toaster and I've been dying to try it out."

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:32:48 2015 No.14512554 test

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:33:16 2015 No.14512555 >>14511468 >Nos- Oh, nevermind. Checked the snakes just in case but all good.

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:35:40 2015 No.14512557
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>>14512547
They are Kindred, the dual spirit of death in LoL. The white one is Lamb, who grants a swift end to those who accept death, and the other one is Wolf, who rips apart those who try to defy death when their time comes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:35:51 2015 No.14512558 >>14512548 She screams, rips the toaster from your hands, and asks the cashier for a return before commanding that she's the only one who will do the toasting in your life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:37:49 2015 No.14512563 >>14512557 I am totally alright with this. I don't normally dive into MMO character art because that more often than not makes me regret that my shitty craptop probably couldn't even handle Runescape anymore... but this time I will!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:38:40 2015 No.14512564 >>14512554 So back from a vacation, or

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:38:55 2015 No.14512565 >>14512557 >tfw can't being myself to like LoL characters because it's not my kind of game and the fanbase is cancer They have some really nice designs too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:39:51 2015 No.14512569 >>14512558 >"You're killin me woman! That toast was gonna be dead fuckin' tasty! Uuuugh, I could just die!" I'm sure my waifu would appreciate a cyborg future her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:43:32 2015 No.14512573 >>14512569 What is she? And will they team up on you in bed?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:44:58 2015 No.14512575 >>14512573 Wight, so I can't help but think the cybernetics is an aesthetic thing. Maybe by death heralded a chuuni cyber punk phase in her? And yes. Yes they will. It'll be to die for.

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:45:34 2015 No.14512576

>>14512529
>Roboticist/Engineer waifu

She'd enjoy having a kidred spirit to work with/on.
"Remember how it always was a bit uncomfortable when our husband did anal with us? Well, I've fitted a lubrication unit inside your sphincter to accomodate for the tightness. I know for a fact you'll enjoy it."

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:45:34 2015 No.14512577
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>>14512563
That's a fanart of her, since they've never shown her without the mask (or even said if there's anything under it). This one is closer to her in-game design.
>>14512565
Ignore the fanbase. That's what I do at least, and the game is much more enjoyable for it. But yeah, she's probably my favorite champion design-wise in a long time. Her art, voice, and music all make her seem like she came from a Studio Ghibli movie or something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:48:14 2015 No.14512578 >>14512545 Well, alright, that should be fine. Maybe she could give herself some pointers on establishing her evil empire.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:50:16 2015 No.14512580 >>14512575 Good man, enjoy your necro-cyborg wife. >>14512576 What is she? A lich? would they try to out upgrade each other? >>14512578 What about current wife? Is she going to be abandoned?

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:50:24 2015 No.14512582

>>14512577
>too shy to show what's under the mask
>cute and fluffy as fuck
>merciful deathbringer
Shit, this is starting to sound like something I know.

Also, if it weren't for the cancerous fanbase I'd probably try to waifu her now. But if I did I'm sure people will consider me part of the cancerous fanbase.

>Studio Ghibli
I can totally see it, especially given Princess Mononoke.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:51:34 2015 No.14512584 File: 145 KB, 800x800, 1423538637576.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wolves are made for petting!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:52:57 2015 No.14512585 I want to raise a large family with a very Christian Holst priestess who is the pastor of a small protestant congregation. I want to make constant 'holy cow' puns.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:53:37 2015 No.14512588 >>14512544 >>14512540 I think they are roughly the same face-wise Especially witch The lack of any proportion doesn't help either

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:54:14 2015 No.14512589 File: 408 KB, 1181x1379, Holy blessing from the sacred cow.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14512585 Funnily enough, there's a cow out there for you.

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:57:44 2015 No.14512591

>>14512585
>Offered a place to sleep within pastor Holst's community.
>Shown to my bed for the night.
>Lie on top.
>It's filled with cornflakes, making it impossible to masturbate without her knowing.
>Try anyway.
>Get a stern talking to in the morning about God and Jesus.

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 02:59:49 2015 No.14512593

>>14512580
>Is she going to be abandoned
What? Of course not. Like I said, her future-self might be able to give her some pointers on her future as a cybernetic warlord while she's living with us.

I'll have to encourage them both not to get too ahead of themselves though. Even with future knowledge in hand, my waifu shouldn't make her move too soon. If she establishes her Empire in advance of when she previously did, it could also advance the date of my accident, completely messing up the timeline when she goes back to save me after constructing her next time machine.

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 03:04:32 2015 No.14512598
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>>14512580
>What is she?

>would they try to out upgrade each other?
Qutie possibly. I wouldn't mind a few augumentations, but I think I'd like the waifu from my time to at stay mostly organic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 03:09:04 2015 No.14512606 >>14512598 How did that "at" get in there? Very mysterious.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 03:09:50 2015 No.14512608 >>14512598 Best Wife.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 03:10:49 2015 No.14512609 >>14512467 >>14512476 >>14512481 Too fat >>14512486 Acceptable but the face is still off

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 03:20:29 2015 No.14512617 >>14512593 True. And you'll be there this time! >>14512598 Just hope their enhancements don't take a more biological turn. Don't want the war of ass and titties do we?

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 03:21:41 2015 No.14512618

>>14512582
Letting the fanbase determine how you feel about something is pretty hipster, Anon. Like furries; I don't hate them because of the people that like them, I hate them because snouts look retarded. If you're going to hate, hate for the right reasons.

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 03:26:58 2015 No.14512623

>>14512618
Not him, but I find it hard to like something that I have to constantly justify myself for and still get regarded as a faggot no matter what I say. Sure I could like what I like in secret, but having discussions about what I like shouldn't be too much to ask.

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 03:30:26 2015 No.14512626

>>14512618
But I'm not. I'm just not going to put her on a pedestal or proclaim her mai waifu because then either I will be hated for being a LoL fan or the LoL fans will start sending me death threats or some shit. I've heard they're pretty damn extremist sometimes. I know artists that are afraid to draw LoL characters because the fanbase will flip its collective shit if they draw it "wrong" (which is pretty much a certainty since they're a prime example of an unpleasable fanbase)

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 03:31:22 2015 No.14512627 >>14512589 Isn't that the holy grail?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 03:32:28 2015 No.14512629 >>14512608 Most cuddly wife. >>14512617 How would one engage in a war of ass and titties? What tactics and strategies would be required to win battles in such a war?

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 03:33:59 2015 No.14512632

>>14512618
Y u h8 muh furries?

Don't worry, I'm a furry and I think the snouts look pretty shit most of the time, there's only a few that actually do nicely those are generally feline faces that lean towards monster girl styles. Also, fursuit heads look creepy as hell. Some are better than others, but they still creep me out at least a little.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 03:37:33 2015 No.14512636 >>14512632 Same. Some artists do it very well, but I still sometimes want to fall myself off a cliff for being in the same fandom as the vast majority of furries.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 03:38:22 2015 No.14512637 >>14512632 How did you enjoy Rainfurrest 2015, and all the diaperfur/babyfur/discarded used diapers/public gimp-suit wearing/pool shitting/general vandalism/mass Twitter outrage that spawned as a result of it?

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 03:39:51 2015 No.14512638

>>14512623
It sounds like you're trying to discuss interests with people that don't share them. Why would you even do that? Of course they would react negatively.

If you mean you need to be a part of a community focused on an interest to be able to enjoy it, and that particular community is too toxic for you, then that I would understand. I don't share that need though, and I don't understand how anyone who can stomach this place could get driven off by league fags. They're bad but we're worse.

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Anonymous Mon Dec 21 03:45:45 2015 No.14512648

>>14512637
As I am not a very active member of the subculture, I don't keep up with current events really. I pretty much stick to hanging out with my reasonable stealthfur friends and a handful of other non-cringefurs. And while I have a Twitter I've used it all of twice, once to contact a game dev for something, and once to track down Steve Napierski of The Outer Circle and Dueling Analogues to let him know his TOC website was down.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 03:46:02 2015 No.14512649 File: 382 KB, 1021x1136, Dhampir true love.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14512647 I much prefer this sign, myself.

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 03:46:34 2015 No.14512651
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>>14512629
>What tactics and strategies would be required to win battles in such a war?
I'm just going to say, most cuddly wife wins automatically with no need for weapons or augmentations.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 03:48:41 2015 No.14512655 >>14512626 They aren't any more autistic than us. Do you let the thread dictate what monsters you like?

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 03:49:45 2015 No.14512656

>>14512648
Why do people hate furries? Because the majority of them never shut up about it. I mean, really, "Steathfur"? Just, y'know, not talking about it at all works just as well as making up a word.

>>14512637
Also that. That entire...I don't even know what to call what that was.

What's the worse part of humanity? The manchildren whining about safe-spaces and how they have a right to be ignorant idiots and take away rights from other people?

Or...that.

Or, y'know, we could just plot how to murder both.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 03:54:03 2015 No.14512664 I'm watching spooky videos late at night and now I'm constantly looking behind me What Monster Girl would make the best onee-san to keep me safe?

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 03:55:09 2015 No.14512666

>>14512656
>Why do people hate furries?
I hate them because they are pretty much the antithesis of all I love. I love skin. I think it looks neat. Furries don't have this. I love hair, generally furries don't have this, something like KC's Cu Sith having both hair and fur is, from what little I've seen, rare. I love the fine facial structure of an elegant woman. Furries don't have this, it's structured like the animal it's based off. I love a cute button nose. Snouts. Goes on really.

>>14512664
Onryo-chan

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 03:55:40 2015 No.14512667 >>14512664 Slenderwoman Embrace the spooky Cuddle the spooky

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 03:56:25 2015 No.14512669 >>14512664 Wight. Nothing spooky would ever come at you with such a soft, powerful girl there behind you with her arms around your chest and her breasts resting on your head.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 03:57:00 2015 No.14512670 >>14512666 ...I'm just going to say that the fine facial structure of an elegant woman is the only thing you just said that thoroughly makes sense to me. But it is a good reason, and indeed plenty enough on its own to dislike furries.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 03:57:53 2015 No.14512671 >>14512666 Even Satan hates furries, you heard it here first lads.

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 03:59:05 2015 No.14512674

>>14512656
I was asked a question, and I answered it. You're just being a salty fuck.

>>14512655
Pretty damn sure they're far worse than anything 4chan has pulled. At the very least when 4chan actually gets its shit straight enough to do some shit it's big, it's bad, and it's baller. I've been around since late '04 early '05 and I've seen some serious shit. LoLfags are just a chaotic mob that attacks anything that displeases it. 4chan at the very least can put some serious thought into its butthurt attacks.

>>14512666
Actually Satan, depending on the furry they could have skin and regular faces. The funny thing is that the furry community accepts deviations from the norm far better than just about any community I know. Really, monster girls are accepted in the furry community just as much as say Lola Bunny or some other iconic popular furry character from people's childhoods.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 03:59:23 2015 No.14512676 >>14512666 >Satan Trips >>14512667 >>14512669 No guys, no spooky scary girls! The whole point of an Onee-san is to keep you safe from spooky stuff, not be the spooky stuff

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 03:59:30 2015 No.14512678 >>14512670 A big reason I hate furries is basically all their porn involving latex is either transformation or inflation and it pisses me the fuck off.

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 04:00:48 2015 No.14512683

>>14512670
What else about it doesn't make sense? You can't see and appreciate some flawless skin if its covered in fur. And I really dig hair. Most furries don't have it because unless you're a lion or something. growing long hair like we humans do is unusual, and thus most furries don't have hair, again, from what I've seen. Scalies are even bigger offenders of this. And noses. Noses are fucking cute man. And all you get from these fags are giant snouts up the waazoo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 04:01:57 2015 No.14512685 >>14512674 Oh man, nobody I know has ever said that monstergirls are furries, but if they did I'd be pretty fucking triggered.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 04:03:37 2015 No.14512686 >>14512676 >weenie anon doesn't want to outspook the spook Weak. Besides, Wights aren't spooky at all! They're just normal girls who just happen to have been dead for thousands of years!

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 04:04:22 2015 No.14512688

>>14512674
>depending on the furry they could have skin and regular faces
>monstergirls are furry
I love this meme. I fucking hate it, yiff in hell, faggot.
Skin+normal face+no snout=not a furry. I mean, if the torso is devoid of fur and the face is human with some cute animal ears and a human nose, it's not furry.

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 04:04:26 2015 No.14512689

>>14512651
Fair enough. Most Cuddly is the original, after all. But her future version is still her. Just after all the pain of losing her husband.
I'd still accept her feelings and love her back. Plus, letting them engage in a sexual enhancement war just for the heck of it might be fun in its own way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 04:05:03 2015 No.14512691 File: 123 KB, 841x649, asdf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14512647 Cool beans. I promise I'll make another Beelzebub OP for you, Beelzebub-chan ;_;

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 04:07:32 2015 No.14512693

>>14512683
Well, yes, but it's just skin isn't something I see or hear people focusing on per-se very often. Though then again, I suppose I can see it. Like this time I had to take my sister dress shopping, and she got this backless number, and my only thought about it was "Our family has awful skin."
The point about hair meanwhile...well, it's just that most furries have their fur in such a way as to mimic the aesthetic function of hair. So from that perspective, I don't see it as much of a concern. Fair point about scalies though.
And noses...I just don't find anything about noses all that attractive. Sure the oversized snouts are worse, but again, just not something I tend to focus on personally.

>>14512678
I think you might be looking in the wrong places anon...like, just in general. But I suppose I see where you come from. Like, if you compare e621 with...well, literally any other booru, there is a lot more fucked up stuff. Like, they have no standards.

>>14512674
No, you're salty! Ahaha, nah, but seriously, what?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 04:08:39 2015 No.14512696 >>14512689 >Spoiler I dunno anon, that seems like a slippery slope to approach...

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 04:09:03 2015 No.14512697

>>14512678
All the weirdness is welcome in the community due to the acceptance of deviation. However, I agree with you here. Latex, inflation, transformation, they're either lame or disgusting. Many of the other fetishes that splinter off of the furry community are just plain disgusting. But, well, I haven't had the pain of seeing something worse than say tubgirl yet (knock on wood). And some Japanese porn is just as bad as most of the shit furries come up with.

>>14512685
I never did say anyone said that. However, monstergirls are accepted within the community. Just like catgirls and other weaboo partial anthros, and many other things I'm too lazy to list. I have seen people call catgirls furries on many occasions though, and it is mildly annoying depending on the context.

>>14512688
Read the above first of all. Secondly there are many degrees of furry. Furry is any anthropomorphic creature, including scalies, featheries (I think they call it that), dragons, and all sorts of other shit. Basically, you could have a tail, ears, claws, and that's it and you'd be accepted as furry. Again, read above, catgirls have been called furry by people in and out of the fandom. From wikipedia for simplicity: "The furry fandom is a subculture interested in fictional anthropomorphic animal characters with human personalities and characteristics." And anthropomorphic can vary from a talking rat to a woman with whiskers and nothing else, and everything and anything in between.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 04:09:50 2015 No.14512698 >>14512651 >Arms race >Space race >Cuddle race I can dig it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 04:12:24 2015 No.14512703 File: 133 KB, 841x649, Beelzebub.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14512691

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 04:12:35 2015 No.14512705 File: 351 KB, 933x1000, space-anubis_small.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14512698 >Space Race Best race. Leads to the cuddling in space race.

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 04:13:19 2015 No.14512706

>>14512696
All it takes is for you to step in and say "enough is enough, I love you both, and this silly war won't change anything" to stop it going too far. Until then, have fun, and maybe write up some Laws of War to keep things under control in the meantime.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 04:13:24 2015 No.14512707 >>14512525 The guy writing about a badass Oomukade.

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 04:13:26 2015 No.14512708

Also, just for clarifying for the umpteenth time, not all furries are into it for sexual purposes. In fact, many furries are asexual entirely. The as with all fandoms, only the stupid ones are actually noticed and as such that's the impression everyone else gets from the fandom.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 04:16:18 2015 No.14512712 >>14512705 One day I will begin writing an epic space opera and then we will see the wonders of zero-gravity, body suits and worlds with aphrodisiac atmospheres. >>14512708 Yiff in Hell.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 04:17:12 2015 No.14512714 >>14512686 Being undead is spooky though! It doesn't matter is she's got big breasts, a warm smile, or the fattest softest thighs and lap pillow this side of town, she's spooky!

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 04:17:42 2015 No.14512717

>>14512708
>Not into it for sexual purposes
Uh, except kinda yeah? I mean, it's not like you get called a furry just for liking The Looney Toons, or Sonic, or Star Fox, or any other such thing that tends to get a lot of furry content. It's the sexual stuff. I suppose you could get like, asexual fursuiters or "-kin", but...well, I'd argue they're much worse.

>As with all fandoms...
>Stating the obvious
I'd make another snide comment here, but...well, then I remembered where I was.

>>14512712
>Zero-Gravity
>Body suits
>Aphrodisiac atmospheres
Shine on you crazy star.

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 04:18:35 2015 No.14512719

>>14512697
>All your shit
You know, this need to turn 'furry' into an umbrella term including any and all non-human traits is probably your worst offense. You act like claiming what you perceive to be lighter and tamer sides, i.e. monstergirls amongst others, some how absolves your darker, diaper shitting animal fucking sides. It doesn't. Just because you call something furry doesn't make it so. You spread and claim things, but the rabbit hole only goes down.

Like you're trying to say, "Hey, see this cool thing you like? W-we like it too, were accepting, see? S-so maybe our thing isn't as bad, right?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 04:20:00 2015 No.14512721 Good night Anons. Have a good night and don't burn down the thread. Instead, please remember to not dick the daughteru if she travels backwards in time because she ended up a forty year old version.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 04:20:16 2015 No.14512722 >>14512719 Uh, anon? I feel compelled to point out that he's just stating that Furries accept MG-content. Not that we do, or even should, accept them in turn. Because obviously, we shouldn't.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 04:21:19 2015 No.14512723 >>14512721 I'm reminded of a doujin in which a little girl traveled back through time to "Save" her ED-afflicted father with an aphrodisiac. He then wound up dicking her. Then shortly after, her actual mother. Who was his sister.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 04:22:41 2015 No.14512725 >>14512721 But I dick her all the time as she is now!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 04:23:20 2015 No.14512727 File: 194 KB, 1920x1080, 1434617538929.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14512717 >Shine on you crazy star Will do. Next year.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 04:24:07 2015 No.14512729 >>14512722 >Not that we do, or even should, accept them in turn. Then it's irrelevant, so why bring it up in the first place? The only thing I can infer from it is the implication that yes, we should accept them. And, well, I stand against that.

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 04:24:27 2015 No.14512730

>>14512719
and you sound like youre just wanting to bitch at anyone who disagrees with you
spoilerfag aint the first and wont be the last halfway decent furfag
and as much as i hate it hes right about the definition tho their interest is more then just liking a cartoon
why dont you look at some of the furfaggotry articles written by openminded people who aint furfags

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 04:24:41 2015 No.14512731 File: 133 KB, 841x649, asdf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14512703

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 04:26:33 2015 No.14512734 >>14512731 I can see the appeal of beelzebubs. Sharing is caring.

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 04:26:39 2015 No.14512735

>>14512712
If you ever do write it, make sure to include ALL the wonders of zero gravity.
All the effects of a bloodflow unhindered by gravity: increased blushing, more persistent boners, and the natural enhancement of the thighs and breasts due to lack of lower body blood-pooling.
Not to mention the completely buoyant breasts, or the way heat will cling to a body due to a lack of up or down. And the way that dispersive adhesion will cause sweat to stick to skin even more, leading to the hottest and slipperiest encounters imaginable.
Don't forget the potential for long-range zero-g cumshots, either.

>and worlds with Aphrodisiac atmospheres

Yes please.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 04:26:53 2015 No.14512736 >>14512731 >"I don't know you well enough. I like what I see though. How about we go have a coffee and a nice long chat?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 04:26:57 2015 No.14512738 >>14512731 You're better than nothing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 04:27:00 2015 No.14512740 >>14512731 I'm going to say yes and then I'll help her make some eggs so we can stuff them up some prudish paladin girl's butt!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 04:27:00 2015 No.14512741 >>14512725 Ok. Then good night. Don't burn down the thread. Don't dick the crazy lady claiming to be your 40 year old virgin daughter despite you having already dicked said daughter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 04:29:34 2015 No.14512751 >>14512731 I might a beelzebub if her shoulder fluff were enough.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 04:30:07 2015 No.14512752 File: 30 KB, 403x403, 1449345501011.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14512740 Please do not fill her butt with eggs! It hurts and she will to go hell when she cums at the end!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 04:30:19 2015 No.14512754 >>14512735 Anon, please. I'm well aware of all these things and they are part of what draws me to the idea. Now that I am a writefag, I fully intend to make use of it. If I can come up with a story to go along with all that stuff, that is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 04:33:23 2015 No.14512758 >>14512166 Yantis best Mantis.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 04:34:09 2015 No.14512760 >>14512752 Well it's not like we'll stuff it so full it'll hurt. Just use them as vibrating anal-beads.

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 04:35:41 2015 No.14512761

>>14512730
>and you sound like youre just wanting to bitch at anyone who disagrees with you
It's not like I'm asserting a strange new oppinion here
>spoilerfag aint the first and wont be the last halfway decent furfag
No, he isn't, because the terms furfag and decent are mutually exclusive
>hes right about the definition
Only insofar as to claim anthropomorphism is the root of furfaggotry. I disagree entirely with his flexible use of the term. A woman "with whickers" and nothing else is not furry. That is not anthropomorphism, that's applying inhuman traits to a human, literally the opposite of anthropomorphism, and lay up entirely the other end of the spectrum.
>and as much as i hate it
You don't sound like you hate it as much as you think you do.
>why dont you look at some of the furfaggotry articles written by openminded people who aint furfags
What you're asking me is to look for positively biased opinions on furfaggotry from the perspective of some one not deeply entrenched within the culture. No thanks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 04:37:42 2015 No.14512763 Gonna get a commission, I want the thread to decide what'll be the focus of it http://strawpoll.me/6325161 Whatever has the most votes by 6 AM EST will be the winner!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 04:39:34 2015 No.14512767 Other: Heart pupils and looking like the happiest monstergirl on the planet. If that's not possible, then go with breasts.

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 04:40:12 2015 No.14512769

>>14512760
You're still making her commit a sin! All that vibration in her virgin butt will make her cum for the first time in her life!

What are you going to do when she gets addicted to it? You'll have a flat, plain Paladin following you everywhere with her eyebags and her lewd grin. Are you going to take responsibility and find her a husbando? The only good part about her are her abs, anon! Where will you find a man who'd fuck a Paladin's abs hard enough to make her forget about the eggs in her butt?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 04:40:35 2015 No.14512770 >>14512767 For >>14512763

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 04:41:05 2015 No.14512771 >>14512763 What monster?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 04:41:28 2015 No.14512773 File: 586 KB, 894x990, dragon_half__mink_by_kawa_v-d8dmhsg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14512741 >Don't burn down the thread. Well, guess I shouldn't post any childish overpowered fire breathing dragon girls huh? Oh... whoops.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 04:42:39 2015 No.14512774 >>14512763 Other: Hourglass ratio also>>14512767

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 04:43:14 2015 No.14512776 >>14512769 I'm sure there's lots of old, faceless, fat men who enjoy such women.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 04:46:04 2015 No.14512779 File: 390 KB, 826x1045, asdf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 04:46:58 2015 No.14512781 >>14512779 Well don't whine at me, I turned up the heat already.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 04:47:25 2015 No.14512782 >Decide to check /mgt/ for cute and cuddly monsters. >Instead find pic related. Now I guess it would be a good time to request a salt golem girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 04:48:33 2015 No.14512784 File: 124 KB, 400x400, 1450691313562.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14512782 >somehow forgot pic related >obviously need another drink Still requesting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 04:48:38 2015 No.14512785 >>14512781 She wants to cuddle, you dense faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 04:49:07 2015 No.14512786 >>14512784 I still want my spiky off-pink himalayan salt golem.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 04:49:45 2015 No.14512787 >>14512785 O-Oh Sorry

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 04:51:17 2015 No.14512790 >>14512786 I would be totally fine with that as well. What about a sweet shrine maiden lavender epsom salt golem girl? Apparently that shit's soothing and good for ya, and you can be sure taking a bath will be nice and healthy.

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 04:57:18 2015 No.14512800

>>14512790
>sweet shrine maiden lavender epsom salt golem girl?
What a beautiful dichotomy
>"ufufu, you like my curvy body? Surprising, I thought a faggot like you liked cock more. Is this bath soothing? Good. I wasn't sure for temperature, so I decided on bitch warm. Didn't want to scald your panzy alp ass."

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 05:03:34 2015 No.14512809 >>14512800 >poor anon isn't sure whether to be offended or grateful now >anon just resigns to sinking lower in the bath and making bubbles

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 05:05:17 2015 No.14512814 >>14512771 Well there's only a handful of people here who get commissions, so one of them probably.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 05:05:32 2015 No.14512815 >>14512800 Is she going to feel bad when someone alps for real?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 05:07:15 2015 No.14512817 >>14512815 No. Why would she?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 05:09:00 2015 No.14512818 >>14512817 Because there was a human boy that finally liked her and she went and destroyed his penis with her verbal abuse.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 05:10:26 2015 No.14512820 >>14512818 If he liked her, he wouldn't have alped. Also, he knew what to expect. you don't get into a relationship with an ignis and then bitch about the heat, now do you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 05:12:17 2015 No.14512822 >>14512818 >implying she doesn't enjoy the bullying more than the dick Knigga pls, she's just happy here's more to bully him with.

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 05:14:11 2015 No.14512825

>>14512820
What would happen if a boy and a monster girl met online and fell in love without knowing each others species.

Then it's revealed he's a Southerner and she's a Yuki-onna. She can't stand being in the hot humid South, and he can't stand being in the cold frigid North

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 05:28:24 2015 No.14512839 >>14512825 Mamono mana rewrites one of their personalities.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 05:34:46 2015 No.14512848 >>14512763 >All those ass votes Good tastes, we need more Monster Ass.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 05:40:03 2015 No.14512854 I want to hug and pat a Kiki so much she passes out from overcharging, then have sex with her while she's passed out

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 05:41:47 2015 No.14512858

>>14512754
I've been toying around with a very basic idea. It's not so great, but maybe it'll give you something to create a better story from.

>Near future
>Monstergirls enter world through portal because [reasons]
>They quite literally bring the concept of magic into the world with them
>Years go past
>After the initial adjustment period, the world flourishes
>Magic allows for feats not bound by physics, as a phenomenon that seems more driven by sapient will and thought
>More than anything, it seems to obey narrative causality, over any set of defined rules
>Due to this, and the introduction of individuals who can live for literal centuries and/or who possess supernatural intelligence, technological development thrives
>Though not without faults and issues, the world enters into a new age as magic permeates it, integrated by society and technology
>Space travel, with so many setbacks alleviated, becomes cheaper and easier almost by the month
>The solar system is slowly populated, colony by colony, space station by space station
>As people spread, magic spreads with them, soon affecting more than just Earth, which has developed more than just a few fantastical elements
>Many more years go by, and soon travel between stars is made possible, even if the journeys to stars without a constructed warp station (think Mass Effect Relay; a massive portal/warp network that'd take a lot of time an effort to construct, like a space highway) can take anywhere from weeks to years to decades, depending on the distance
>And magic's influence spreads even more, affecting what seems to be the whole universe in odd ways
>The phrase "physically impossible" becomes mostly obsolete, as impossible worlds are discovered
>Planets with skylines straight out of a piece of concept art
>Phenomena, beautiful, dangerous, miraculous and deadly occuring throughout the galaxy, the sort of things you'd expect in a fantasy or science-fantasy novel
>A whole new, infinite frontier, full of adventure and potential discoveries is just waiting to be explored, with all the glory, riches, risks and downsides that come with such a thing

It's really just the barebones excuse for a setting, and not the best-explained thing in the world, but I like to think I could go somewhere with it.

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 05:48:25 2015 No.14512869

>>14512858
I don't really want to have to deal with how and why Monster Girls exist, I just want them to be.
All I know is that I'll make it about a bunch of guys and Monsters on a tub, trying to make ends meet and having SoL hi-jinks in between the adventures on whatever their destinations are.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 06:01:44 2015 No.14512879 >>14512858 Meh, I prefer the idea of a portal opening only for the monsters to discover that magic doesn't work or exist in a universe where physics reign supreme.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 06:03:37 2015 No.14512881 File: 799 KB, 794x1200, 1450510611950.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 06:03:44 2015 No.14512882 >>14512763 Looks like Butt wins!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 06:04:33 2015 No.14512884 >>14512647 Damn it, now I want to give a Beelzebub love for Christmas.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 06:06:02 2015 No.14512886 >>14512882 I'll never get the fixation on asses. The best parts of a woman are all on the front.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 06:08:42 2015 No.14512889 >>14512886 real mean appreciate everything a woman has to offer

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 06:09:56 2015 No.14512892 >>14512881 Well hello beautiful!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 06:15:27 2015 No.14512897 >>14512881 I still want to see her fight sword and shield along with that chain, that's got to be beautiful in battle

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 06:15:29 2015 No.14512898 >>14512886 Irish need not post.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 06:16:24 2015 No.14512899 >>14512898 >Irish Wait, what?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 06:17:55 2015 No.14512903 >>14512898 This meme is a lie.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 06:19:25 2015 No.14512906 >>14512897 What you get if you crossed >>14512881 with a salamander?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 06:43:41 2015 No.14513144 What Monster Girl would want to make America great again by using war as a business to end war as a business?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 06:45:59 2015 No.14513155 >>14513144 Le meme cat XD

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 06:46:13 2015 No.14513156 File: 215 KB, 500x442, MAMONO MANA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14513144

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 06:46:46 2015 No.14513160 >>14513144 Tanuki. They only care about money though, so the business part would take priority.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 06:47:21 2015 No.14513162 >>14513155 The direst of the dire Chesires.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 06:47:50 2015 No.14513166 >>14513156 Druella has very manly hands.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 06:48:39 2015 No.14513168 File: 67 KB, 800x600, 1450698519912.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14513160 False. Tanukis also desire love

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 06:48:52 2015 No.14513169 I think a more pressing question is what monstergirl would want to have sex with a man who had a penis?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 06:50:10 2015 No.14513172 >>14513168 >jew racoon >caring about anything other than coin Oh dear.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 06:50:13 2015 No.14513173 >>14513169 Black Dragons. They love Alps.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 06:54:03 2015 No.14513179 >>14513173 I wanna /fit/ Black Dragon and a chubby Alp to cuddle in bed with me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 06:54:44 2015 No.14513181 >>14513172 They hoard the coins so you don't have to work. So you get to spend time with them more. They do it for you, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 06:56:45 2015 No.14513186 >>14513181 Lies. All those fat tanukis want is sheckles. Everything else is secondary.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 06:59:13 2015 No.14513190 File: 168 KB, 337x580, 1450699153279.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14513186 Can you blame them? They say if they get enough money, they transcend normal tanuki-hood. You might even call them Super Tanukis.

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 07:00:02 2015 No.14513192

I want to dress as link for Halloween and get my titania onee-san to pretend to be navi by having her float really far behind me so the perspective makes her tiny

I'll keep it up until she feels left out and starts crying, then I'll comfort her with hugs, Halloween candy, and dickings.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 07:02:11 2015 No.14513200 >>14513192 Would Titania's like Christmas?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 07:04:01 2015 No.14513202 >>14513200 Of course They'd be as into it as Yetis are She would probably start wearing her Santa hat as soon as Halloween is over

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 07:04:55 2015 No.14513205 >>14513202 Adorable. Actually are there any MGs that would dislike Christmas?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 07:06:10 2015 No.14513208 I want to skullfuck a zombie until she turns into a Wight!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 07:07:00 2015 No.14513210 >>14513200 >>14513202 >>14513205 We need pictures of Christmas Monster Girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 07:07:14 2015 No.14513211 >>14513205 Houris

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 07:08:07 2015 No.14513214 >>14513208 you will make the ghouls jealous

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 07:08:12 2015 No.14513215
File: 188 KB, 1280x720, black and white.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

The Emperor has recognized your shitposting skills and granted you twin semendemons.

Unfortunately, you have only one dick, and you are allergic to the active ingredient in that potion that gives you extras. You can dick them both, but you must chose which you will penetrate first. Keep in mind, they will believe deep down inside that the first one dicked is the favorite, no matter how you try to explain otherwise.

So, who gets it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 07:09:39 2015 No.14513220 >>14513214 Why?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 07:10:01 2015 No.14513222 >>14513205 Anything with non-christian religious significance, except the nordic and germanic pagan ones, since most of the customs are lifted from them anyways.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 07:10:49 2015 No.14513225 File: 106 KB, 685x600, 1450508095445.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14513215 They will both pay the price for their lack of vision. I dick neither and continue to hone my Sith skills for The Emperor.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 07:11:14 2015 No.14513226 >>14513215 I dick the empress.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 07:12:37 2015 No.14513228 >>14513215 Brown.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 07:13:47 2015 No.14513231 >>14513225 Your successor is a whiny brat who destroys the room he's in whenever he hears bad news. What now?

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 07:15:20 2015 No.14513232
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Chapter 2 is here. I ended up introducing so many new plot points it seems like this will be a lot longer than I thought it would be, so there will be more chapters than the 3 I intended.
Please bear with me, there will eventually be Oomukade in it.

http://pastebin.com/2n3XfV1S

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 07:17:24 2015 No.14513238 >>14513231 Isn't that what he did too? DO NOT WANT!

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 07:18:48 2015 No.14513243
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>>14513156
Kenkou's demon forces are so rad stylistically, I never got all the buttpain to the point of it being almost a taboo to mention them just because they're 'evil'. As if porn setting material is supposed to spark sociocultural discussions, and not look fappable and exotic above all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 07:20:10 2015 No.14513246 >>14513232 Here's hoping Tia can get her crossdressing princess back!

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 07:20:44 2015 No.14513247

>You'll never come home, your smouldering shoggoth waifu cleaning the house, flushed, speakers made from herself blaring https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSIWKWt7-lk, a microphone on the end of the broom, singing into it in the same husky low voice, waves of flame radiating out from her as she hits the emphasized notes, the fact that anything in the home not made from her were utterly fire resistant, the only reason the house hasn't gone up in a roaring inferno.
f-fuck you japanese cold

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 07:21:41 2015 No.14513249 >>14513243 some people don't like corruption. lets leave it at that

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 07:22:52 2015 No.14513251 >>14513246 For now she will have to deal with a Sea Slime and her husband who want to sail around the world on a raft.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 07:26:28 2015 No.14513255 >>14513232 Yay! You're back!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 07:27:59 2015 No.14513259 >>14513255 Oh ye of little faith.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 07:31:54 2015 No.14513267 >>14513243 And I prefer my porn without grimdark bullshit hidden behind "Shhh, no it's fine tho".

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 07:32:06 2015 No.14513268 >>14513232 >there will eventually be Oomukade in it. Honestly in this point I'm more interested in the Dragon and rooting for her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 07:33:03 2015 No.14513271 >>14513268 But the story is about Ludwig finding true love!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 07:34:26 2015 No.14513274 >>14513238 Yes but one used the raw power of his rage to fuel his psychic abilities to crush anything in the vicinity. The other literally just turns on his lightsaber and wails on everything sight like a flailing child throwing a tantrum.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 07:35:13 2015 No.14513277 >>14513274 Well one obviously had more nanomachines in his system than the other.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 07:36:34 2015 No.14513278 >>14513267 the trick is no not write id as grim dark. You can use corruption as a theme without going full W40K on it, it just needs to be thought out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 07:39:28 2015 No.14513288 >>14513278 How though?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 07:40:30 2015 No.14513290 File: 950 KB, 1250x1976, 25cac4575d5776a14103d10c1ee83f07.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to make a Paladin double pregnant by filling her womb with my vile, corrupt seed and her butt with Beelzebub eggs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 07:40:50 2015 No.14513291 File: 59 KB, 395x401, lel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14512584 >mfw this entire artbook Literally the best thing to come out of MW2

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 07:41:07 2015 No.14513293 >One Punch Man is over Damn, I need a season 2 right now. What monstergirl would be a good superhero anyway? No, that dumb OC wurm doesn't count

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 07:42:07 2015 No.14513297 >>14513293 Super Wurm is a better character than Saitama. OPM is a waste of Murata's talent.

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 07:43:45 2015 No.14513303
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>>14512132
>Her triangle ears perked up.
I've been picturing her with little round ones all this time for some reason. No idea why.

And it's okey. This little plot thickening device made me pic related, but it's excusable. Definitely couldn't do it better myself, so I can't really give any pointers, just a flimsy opinion.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 07:43:57 2015 No.14513304 >>14513293 Don't insult Super Wurm.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 07:44:02 2015 No.14513305 >>14513278 Ah, the KC school of writing: Not!Badthing == Good thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 07:44:04 2015 No.14513306 >>14513293 The Dumb OC Wurm.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 07:44:07 2015 No.14513307 >>14513293 Most of them depending on what kind of powers you want.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 07:44:15 2015 No.14513308 >>14513297 Bait threads are in /a/ pal

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 07:45:10 2015 No.14513309 >>14513308 How am I the one baiting when you're the one who brought that shit up? Go away with your shitty gag series.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 07:45:57 2015 No.14513312 >>14513304 I'll insult one of the worst pieces of threadcanon we've made all I want.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 07:47:24 2015 No.14513314 >>14513312 You're not insulting Stinkypede though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 07:47:57 2015 No.14513315 >>14513309 Actually, I'm the guy who brought it up, and you're being pretty salty over this for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 07:47:58 2015 No.14513316 >>14513293 More like which monster girls would produce top class waifus and fuckholes like Fubuki and Tatsumaki.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 07:48:34 2015 No.14513317 >>14513309 I'm not him though. As I said, the bait threads are back in /a/, keep it there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 07:48:59 2015 No.14513318 >>14513314 Good point, I guess that makes super wurm the second worst threadcannon we've made.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 07:50:31 2015 No.14513323 >>14513315 Of course I'm salty, I don't want that shit forced into there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 07:50:51 2015 No.14513325 >>14513318 How do you even define threadcanon? You're mixing a character with a characteristic for a species here. Are all individual characters threadcanon, or just the ones you don't like?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 07:52:59 2015 No.14513330 >>14513323 then just don't be a part of the conversation and bring up something else to talk about. there is no point to the intensity of your anger

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 07:55:40 2015 No.14513337 >>14513293 I'm glad it's over. Fucking crossboarders (yes I see the irony but we don't turn half of the board into shit) and normalfags filling /a/ with the same shit all the fucking time. Even fucking fujoshits were doing it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 07:55:52 2015 No.14513338 >>14513323 If it's not your meme it's some one else's. Get the fuck over it. This is nothing compared to when Meme Gear Solid gets brought up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 07:56:13 2015 No.14513339 >>14513330 >then just don't be a part of the conversation Oh yeah, let's totally ignore the distinction between boards and talk about whatever we like wherever we like.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 07:58:09 2015 No.14513340 >>14512509 10/10

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 07:58:30 2015 No.14513343 File: 441 KB, 1920x1080, Monmusu Sans Frontiers.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14513338 But anon, I like MGS so it doesn't bother me. Don't you see how that's different?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 08:00:14 2015 No.14513345 >>14513339 You want to talk about monster girls then do it we are also talking about monster girls, its just combined with some thing you don't like. calm down, move on and give us a some thing to talk about that isn't this

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 08:01:41 2015 No.14513347 >>14513345 No. You made your bed, now lie in it. Wallow in your own filth.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 08:03:43 2015 No.14513352 File: 797 KB, 1000x947, 1431542620855.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Meanwhile, in the little girl's room.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 08:05:31 2015 No.14513359 >>14513303 >This little plot thickening device Are you talking about her ears or the hot spicy racism?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 08:12:20 2015 No.14513379 >>14513359 No, I'm talking about the fact that we didn't get to find out what she wanted to see his records for. Yes, the racism.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 08:14:55 2015 No.14513386 >>14513232 So if anyone is done reading it, mind telling me if you think all this new stuff I'm introducing is bogging things down too much?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 08:15:34 2015 No.14513389 >>14513379 The records come into play later. Got it. I'll see what I can do to better implement it when I get the chance.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 08:16:43 2015 No.14513393 >>14513352 I want to have expressionless sex with the one on the left using my smooth human dick that she can't even feel.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 08:24:27 2015 No.14513404 File: 387 KB, 1135x1578, 1392570524019.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's full moon this Christmas. Is your body ready?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 08:26:54 2015 No.14513410 >>14513404 >Is your body ready? Perfectly. Because I know for a fact no one is coming for me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 08:33:28 2015 No.14513426 File: 502 KB, 1200x988, 1450704808768.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14513410 Open this on Christmas Eve.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 08:36:43 2015 No.14513434 >>14513426 If she's attached to the box like that, how do I fuck her?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 08:37:05 2015 No.14513435 >>14513434 You get in.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 08:41:25 2015 No.14513442 >>14513435 But anon it's a clever ruse! The dope ass and amazing tits are there to lure me in, I know it! She wishes to consume my flesh with those teeth!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 08:48:38 2015 No.14513456 >>14513442 You can always irrumate. It's your own fault if you can't be satisfied with her mouth, bust, belly button, armspits, eye sockets, and all the other bits available without peril.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 08:53:41 2015 No.14513460 >>14513293 God that show was shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 09:02:37 2015 No.14513469 >>14513460 You're shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 09:06:57 2015 No.14513475 >>14513469 >>>/reddit/ >>>/facebook/ >>>/IMDB/

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 09:08:04 2015 No.14513476 >>14513475 Cry more faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 09:09:34 2015 No.14513477 File: 201 KB, 331x378, spooky ougi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14513476 Now why would I be crying?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 09:10:34 2015 No.14513479 >>14513475 >Haha, see that guys? I told him how shitty [popular thing] is! Do I fit in yet? H-hey, did you guys see the new ep of [popular thing]? N-no? Pshyeah, me neither.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 09:11:43 2015 No.14513481 >>14513477 Go to bed Ougiposter.

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 09:13:51 2015 No.14513486
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>>14513479
Well if you like [popular thing] then you'll fit right in over at reddit, which is a great website full of intelligent discussion and with a
much better user base than this garbage site. >>14513481
Ougi is both cute, and a monster girl.
I fail see the problem.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 09:15:34 2015 No.14513490 >>14513486 Too bad I could never enjoy her series.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 09:21:29 2015 No.14513498 hello happy people. I've been think on ways to improve some of my work, from fixing grammar to adding a paragraph or two I'm trying to think of ways to extend this http://pastebin.com/nCv3BfbJ any suggestions?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 09:24:06 2015 No.14513505 File: 467 KB, 1327x1147, 1449397327217.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14513490 That is a fair opinion; it certainly isn't for everyone. The girls are great though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 09:26:05 2015 No.14513510 >>14513505 Well I wouldn't really know if they were good or not, the tomboy looks cute though. But that's probably just because I like tomboys a lot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 09:26:30 2015 No.14513512 >>14513498 You're probably better off asking for advice later in the day when it's more busy, these are the dead hours.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 09:29:02 2015 No.14513519 >>14513510 She is voiced by Sawashiro, of course she's great.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 09:33:54 2015 No.14513530 >>14513519 Anon I don't know who that is, I've never even watched a single episode of the series she's been from. The only way I even know about her is because of a few images and that's it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 09:35:43 2015 No.14513533 >>14513530 >not knowing Sawashiro Holy shit what is wrong with you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 09:37:15 2015 No.14513539 >>14513533 I don't watch that much anime to begin with man, hell I don't even read that much manga.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 09:38:42 2015 No.14513542 >>14513533 There are always newfags around. Not everybody likes your seiyuufu, anyway. The Miyuki is pretty much the only actress I could name.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 09:40:14 2015 No.14513546 >>14513542 >seiyuufu But that's KitaEri.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 09:42:27 2015 No.14513551 http://exhentai.org/s/b1e93fc37e/523075-1 I want this with a monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 09:43:00 2015 No.14513552 >>14513551 I'd be fine with that with a human girl, truth be told.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 09:44:59 2015 No.14513556 >>14513551 http://exhentai.org/g/83731/a1c1d4fff7/ I want this with a monster girl

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 09:51:01 2015 No.14513571

>>14512132
It's finally here!
...
Oh boy, here comes the drama train. In my opinion, that racism cam on a little strong; given how little we had seen prior, jumping to that extreme without serious buildup seems excessive and almost out of place. I mean, it's practically a lynch mob.

Might want to tone it down a bit, doubly so because it can draw the focus of the story away from the relationship of the romantic pair and change it into more a drama about struggle against racism in society.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 09:54:29 2015 No.14513575 >>14513556 Poor girl.

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 09:59:37 2015 No.14513580

>>14513571
Exasperated Carl Sagan here. While it rubbed me the wrong way as well, I don't think build-up was the main problem with it. Hell, the entire reason Junvia hopped on Johnny Cash in the first place was because of his apparent lack of racism. This was going to have to be expanded upon eventually.

>Might want to tone it down a bit, doubly so because it can draw the focus of the story away from the relationship of the romantic pair and change it into more a drama about struggle against racism in society.
No reason why it shouldn't be. The author can tell the story he wants to tell as long as he tells it well.

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 10:04:31 2015 No.14513587

>>14513580
Fair points. But the racism did seem contradictory given prior precedent indicated they were pretty integrated (university professors, white collar office jobs), yet being unable to get basic service at cafes on par with "whites served only" and lynch mobs.

I did unintentionally assume his focus was on romantic drama rather than narratives about society, given his bread-and-butter work in the past has been romance. But that was an assumption on my part; he could be branching out into another genre for all I know.

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 10:09:32 2015 No.14513597

Do you all know the latest moose is out? http://anonymoosesaga.pbworks.com/w/page/103725849/Chapter%2094
I've been using the 3 lettered autist's blog to keep up with writefaggotry since I've been busy, and it's not in there. Does ELH skip content now for whatever autistic reason?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 10:13:04 2015 No.14513601 >>14513587 A convincing rebuttal. I suppose what you mentioned might have been one of the things I couldn't quite put my finger on. Good insight.

ThunderBrother Mon Dec 21 10:19:40 2015 No.14513611

>>14513571
Thanks for reading, anon.

>>14513580
>>14513587
I worried that the racism came on too strong. Might be better to make the kid in the cafe just grudgingly serve them instead of ignore them, and have the mob be reduced to some snobby soccer moms and a kid chucking garbage or something. I've been having trouble focusing on finishing Falling Leaves because there are other publishable things I've been working on, but you guys don't deserve to have a watered-down reading experience just because I'm dildos at focusing on one project at a time.

As for the romance vs. society narrative stuff, it's my fault for the sudden shift in focus, since I only just came up with an ending for the story about a month ago, including the current events leading up to it.

I'll try harder to streamline things and focus on the core aspects of the story (Cash Man and JunJun's relationship). Really, I'm just glad that people are discussing the flaws in my work; it really helps and gives great insight on what I need to improve.

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 10:19:47 2015 No.14513612

>>14513597
Did you just come up with the entire post to throw a rock at his yard for whatever reason?

On a topic though, I've been stuck at the beggining of part 3 for over half a year now due to work and no mood, so chapter 90-something isn't even relevant for now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 10:20:51 2015 No.14513614 >>14513225 >That image Do it.

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 10:26:33 2015 No.14513625

>>14513498
You're in luck. I'm really fucking bored.

Lines 9 and 31:
"If two or more clauses grammatically complete and not joined by a conjunction are to form a single compound sentence, The proper mark of punctuation is a semicolon."

>Everything was so still, so quiet; her mother had always said that a quiet place did wonders for the soul.

>A portal opened up in front of her; this was the time!

Line 27:
Then: Refers to time. "We'll be ready before then."
Than: Comparative. "Holstaurs are better than Amazonesses." "She was more than ready."
Also you might want to put a comma in: "when the blue sage appeared and explained his 'game,' she was more than ready."

Line 35:
Even inside parentheses, the beginning of sentences should be capitalized and should end with a period.

Line 36:
>If she didn't know any better, she (would have thought she) had just entered one of her own Illusions.
Also, is there any particular reason you capitalized "illusions?" Capitalization in the middle of sentences is best saved for proper nouns.

Line 40:
>There (were) a whole bunch of items and contraptions around the house. What amazed her (the most?) was the white humming metal crate that had cold food inside.

Line 42:
>The look in his eyes, so full of life. She pondered what faces he('d) make at the sight of her work.

Line 46:
>It annoyed her that she was going to be reminded of her old home so soon, but it('d) get the job done.

Line 54:
>the result I received was a(n) Inari. I had re(a)d the encyclopedia and was a little troubled.

Line 56:
>I opened my door and paused as I looked (inside), then closed it.
>the sun(')s heat had got to me.

Line 58:
It would work better if lines 56 and 58 were joined into one paragraph like so:
>It took a third time make sure I wasn't going crazy or the sun's heat had got to me, because last time I checked the door to my apartment was not a portal to a forest! There (were) large trees as far as I could see, with chirping birds and the occasional noise from a frog or bird (<- you mention birds twice). This is nuts! Why was my home replaced by this thing?

Line 64:
>“My my, what (could you) be looking for?” the voice, spoke from (some)where, was (definitely) the same as that giggle(,) as the tone was playful and happy.

Line 66:
>“Where are you?” I (a)sked, this was getting a bit too weird for me

Line 68:
>The voice replied “I'm right here(,)” directly into my ear.
>There was a woman almost as a (t)all as I was; she looked to be of Asian (descent) (and) had jet black hair that went down to her knees. She wore a loose(-)fitting red kimono with a a pattern of dark green leaves covering the bottom. What really got me was the eyes. The bright amber was captivating; I could stare at them all day.

Line 70:
>She gave me a polite bow and spoke(:) “my name is Chinatsu. A (pleasure) to meet you.”

Line 72:
>“Likewise(,)” (I) said nervously(,) “where am I?”

And now I'm bored once again. This is as far as I go. Good luck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 10:28:46 2015 No.14513628 >>14513611 >I'm just glad that people are discussing the flaws in my work No problem. I'd want the same done to my work. Treat others the way you woogily woogily woo and all that good stuff.

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 10:30:01 2015 No.14513632

>>14513611

This guy here >>14513571 >>14513587

Glad I can help. I'm not an aspiring author myself, but the bread and butter of my life is writing (grad studies a shit) so I'm always keen on giving and getting writing critique myself.

I think part of the issue is the long break between parts, possibly along with your other writing projects in the interim. You may have begun to "forget" the setting and all your previous buildup, or unconsciously mix it up with aspects of your other work. I do this myself when dropping a major paper for a while and picking it up later; it can sometimes look like they were written by entirely different people because the plan in my head a few weeks ago is different than what's in my head right now.

I'd strongly recommend re-reading the entire story again, not just skimming it, but really re-reading it. Refresh your memory on the key points and what has happened so far, and help clearly separate the ideas in your head for this story versus other works.

By the way, whatcha writing that you're thinking of getting published? And how far along are you in the process?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 10:34:57 2015 No.14513635 I want a Wurm with a big strong butt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 10:37:22 2015 No.14513640 >>14513635 Wurms don't have butts!

ThunderBrother Mon Dec 21 10:37:58 2015 No.14513641

>>14513628
Words to live by.

>>14513632
>re-read the entire story again

I might do that after work today.

I wrote the beginnings of a fantasy story for NaNoWriMo and hit 50k words, plus a good 10-15k words of general world-building. It's based on that one golem short I wrote a long-ass time ago. Might make it a trilogy if I really sink my teeth into it. The first thing I ever seriously wrote was fantasy, so it feels baller to get back into it. Unlike Falling Leaves, though, I know how it ends already, so that's a plus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 10:38:07 2015 No.14513642 >>14513640 All monstergirls have butts, stupid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 10:48:33 2015 No.14513661 >>14513642 Wurms don't have butts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 10:50:27 2015 No.14513668 >>14513661 How do they poop?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 10:54:21 2015 No.14513675 >>14513668 Carefully

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 10:55:13 2015 No.14513680 >>14513668 Snake cloaca, obviously. I want to tease a loli Wurm because she's got no butt!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 10:58:46 2015 No.14513689 How do you break it to your daughteru that she won't be getting a white Christmas this year because it's going to be 80F out that day?

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 11:03:17 2015 No.14513701
File: 1.54 MB, 1250x1800, img000003.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Would you put your penis into the vagina of an Alp like this?

I would. I'd hug her tight and deflower her while kissing and holding hands. I wouldn't even take the cute clothes off, I'd just push her panties aside and slip it in.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 11:04:39 2015 No.14513703 >>14513701 Eh, why not. I'd make her dress up in lewd latex outfits though, and maybe cumflate her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 11:07:02 2015 No.14513710 >>14513701 I'd cuddle her and ask if she'd like to sleep with me. And by sleep with me I mean cuddle up close together in bed and go to sleep. I have sleep issues but having such a cute girl by my side might help.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 11:07:52 2015 No.14513712 File: 26 KB, 239x346, 1450714072928.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14508442 >Wanna gas that maus. >Gonna gas that maus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 11:08:05 2015 No.14513713 >>14513710 >I have sleep issues but having such a cute girl by my side might help. In all honesty, I don't think I'd be able to sleep much at all if I were cuddling with a cute girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 11:08:27 2015 No.14513715 >>14513689 I tell her that global wanking is to blame and we have to fight it by getting all the boys girlfriends so nobody has to wank!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 11:09:09 2015 No.14513718 >>14513712 You''re a bad person.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 11:10:42 2015 No.14513721 >>14513715 >Wurm-chan thinks wanking causes global warming >cries for all the poor, horny boys who are starving themselves for the environment This is your fault anon.

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 11:10:45 2015 No.14513722

>>14513712
>Dr. Anongele and an endless supply of Mouse twins
I'd go for it if there were some Hinezumis too, and not just sleepyheads and normal large mice. I'd start by testing the likelihood of impregnation from unprotected anal sex in various positions.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 11:13:09 2015 No.14513729 How do chastity belts work for Lamias?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 11:14:20 2015 No.14513734 File: 688 KB, 657x929, 1430368436448.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So what are you in for?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 11:15:48 2015 No.14513738 >>14513734 I pirated 6 animes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 11:16:16 2015 No.14513739 >>14513738 Which ones?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 11:16:48 2015 No.14513740 >>14513734 Mofu, man. That damn loli Kitsune couldn't keep her fat mouth shut and the last one ran off with my ball gag so the cops got me when she screamed. You wouldn't know where I could get some fluffy tails, would you lady?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 11:17:44 2015 No.14513744 >>14513734 Hand holding

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 11:17:53 2015 No.14513745 >>14513734 Rape

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 11:18:14 2015 No.14513746 >>14513734 Aural sex.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 11:18:21 2015 No.14513748 >>14513739 Kill La Kill Boku no Pico Evangelion Gurren Lagann King of the Hill Lucky Star

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 11:18:39 2015 No.14513749 >>14513734 I swiped some candy from Wurm-chan's imouto.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 11:19:31 2015 No.14513752 Did Mono post his new batch of sketches yet?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 11:19:39 2015 No.14513756 >>14513748 >King of the Hill That's not anime! Call Sally Goodman, she'll get you out on that technicality and a couple thousand shekels in reparations!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 11:19:40 2015 No.14513755 >>14513748 aww jeez

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 11:22:01 2015 No.14513762 >>14513734 I'm a serial Fairy hotgluer

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 11:22:22 2015 No.14513763 >>14512212 I require more information.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 11:23:34 2015 No.14513766 >>14512281 What is this "drawfag" story you speak of?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 11:26:10 2015 No.14513771 File: 177 KB, 1024x768, 1430830923286.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You wa shock!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 11:27:20 2015 No.14513774 >>14513771 Thunderbirds are old and washed up, Raijus are where it's at now senpai.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 11:30:42 2015 No.14513783 >>14513734 I'm not sure if she'd appreciate me saying what I did to an elf.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 11:31:14 2015 No.14513786 >>14513783 You're in this together, man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 11:31:56 2015 No.14513787 >>14513783 Spill the beans you weenie, she's all chained up. She can't do anything!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 11:41:50 2015 No.14513800 >>14513786 >>14513787 Hired an elf mercenary to help me explore a dungeon and sold her into slavery after. I'm a man with greed only rivalled by the Tanukis.

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 11:41:57 2015 No.14513801

>>14513612
No, I just hate being reliant upon the work of someone I hate and I was hoping to feel out some alternatives by posting.

Yeah that sucks man. End of part 2 to middle of part 3 is the worst and most boring part of the saga. You should consider just knuckling through it to get to the good parts again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 11:42:22 2015 No.14513804 I want to hide all my Kobold daughteru's normal clothes so she has to go naked or wear skimpy lingerie!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 11:43:52 2015 No.14513808 >>14513800 You were just trying to uphold the law anon, I see nothing wrong with that. I do wonder about how you got put in jail yourself though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 11:45:08 2015 No.14513813 >>14512132 The little boy made me think of Mr. Rogers ;_; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BZlyxS37Kk&ab_channel=AustinCasey

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 11:52:54 2015 No.14513834 Friendly reminder to be double sure the school you register your daughterus for is a real school and not a sneaky Sabbath brothel!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 11:55:46 2015 No.14513841 >>14513834 I'm more worried about what kind of school I'm sending my son to. Maybe I should have him home schooled, by a male tutor.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 11:57:50 2015 No.14513849 >>14513841 I feel like that would be the norm for a lot of people. Either that or a all-male private schools or schools run by more innocent MGs like Holsts or Kobolds.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 11:58:34 2015 No.14513851 >>14513841 >by a male tutor. Alp alert! Your son will get /ss/'d by a slutty Alp!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 11:59:09 2015 No.14513853 >>14513766 http://pastebin.com/cSGesYS5

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 11:59:50 2015 No.14513855 Jinko mother carrying her infant daughteru by her neck with her mouth.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 11:59:54 2015 No.14513856 >>14513851 That's fucked up man, an adult male alping for a little boy. Damn.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 12:01:21 2015 No.14513859 >>14513856 No, no, don't you get it? She's already an Alp! They're notorious for pretending to be boys to infiltrate men's safe spaces with their vaginas!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 12:01:22 2015 No.14513860 >>14513855 Unless the daughteru is wearing special clothes with a handle made for mouth-carrying that sounds like a bad time for her. People necks don't work like cat necks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 12:02:32 2015 No.14513865 >>14513860 She's not a person, though, she's a Jinko.

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 12:03:07 2015 No.14513867

>>14513859
Oh. Still though, the attraction doesn't just manifest itself out of the blue once the dick vanishes. The initial thoughts of getting dicked by little boys would still have to be there if said Alp is truly trying to use tutoring as a way to get laid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 12:03:11 2015 No.14513868 File: 1.62 MB, 2991x1832, 1450124591329.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14513855

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 12:04:10 2015 No.14513873 >>14513865 She's more person than cat anon, or are you a furry?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 12:04:29 2015 No.14513875 >>14513849 I still wouldn't trust Holsts or any school run by an MG. >>14513856 I'll be sure to examine all tutors.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 12:05:38 2015 No.14513878 >>14513855 I want to scruff a big buff mean-looking Jinko or Liongirl and rape her while she's paralyzed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 12:05:43 2015 No.14513879 >>14512532 >fa/tg/uy >mg-esque >mantis girl Thri-Kreen aren't monster girls, silly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 12:06:06 2015 No.14513881 >>14513875 Holsts are perfectly innocent anon! Plus, if they're married Holsts they won't even talk about milking all that much!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 12:11:03 2015 No.14513888 >>14513881 >Holsts are perfectly innocent anon! Not if you're wearing red anon!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 12:12:03 2015 No.14513893 >>14513888 It's not like schools can't enforce uniforms anon. Just make it a rule that kids can't wear red anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 12:12:57 2015 No.14513898 >>14513888 And their lolis are particularly dangerous!

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 12:15:56 2015 No.14513903

>>14513898
Loli Holsts are as innocent as they come anon. Their only desires in life are good snacks, good friends, good naps, and milkies when they get too full! Their fathers and mother should be handling that last part though, so there's really no reason to worry!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 12:19:25 2015 No.14513914 >>14513903 >good friends That's exactly it! They make childhood friends so easily that letting your son anywhere near them is like letting them sleep with uranium. It might take months or years, but a Holst loli will take your son's virginity.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 12:20:39 2015 No.14513919 >>14513914 So? By then h'll be an adult and able to make his own decisions! You can't hold on forever anon, you have to let go!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 12:21:44 2015 No.14513922 I wanna give a Hol a good scrub down. Was her body, her breasts, her horns, her hooves and even brush the little bit of hair on her tail.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 12:22:17 2015 No.14513924 File: 146 KB, 1250x1250, 1445828374927.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14513232 >Cecil will never give Tia cute daughterus The 'mukade is going to kill her to show off what a badass it is, I just know it.

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 12:22:31 2015 No.14513926

>Shoggoth maid wants to go out on Black Friday
>She doesn't know much beyond it being a day full of huge sales, and refuses to let you "spoil the surprise"
>You already know what's going to happen, so as soon as she leaves you start doing all of her daily cleaning and then get started making a nice brunch
>Sure enough, she comes home about 3 hours later, looking dejected
>She tells you that it was just people shoving, shouting and fighting
>She tried to clear a path by cranking the eldritch abomination thing up to 11, but they ignored her
>So she started opening portals to dimensions never before seen by man containing horrific beasts whose mere appearance would drive men mad with fear
>Then a rather fat woman kicked the first beast as it started to come through the portal and screamed at her that there's no dogs allowed in the store before shoving her out of the way and snatching the microwave she was standing in front of
>"Well, at least you know for next time, yeah?"
>A sniffle is your only response
>You tell her that you did all the cleaning and made something to eat, and ask her if she wants to cuddle on the couch and watch bad movies
>"Okay." she replies with a small smile

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 12:23:24 2015 No.14513929 >Mamono and Human school >Horny Holsts peep in the boys changing room >Some boys wear red socks or red underpants. >Rape Discuss

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 12:25:03 2015 No.14513933 >>14513881 >Plus, if they're married Holsts they won't even talk about milking all that much! No I heard about their surprise bring your daughter to work day policy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 12:25:49 2015 No.14513935 >>14513929 Christmastime is a time of many rapey Minos. Poor Santa.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 12:26:28 2015 No.14513938 File: 3.03 MB, 3000x2000, 1449947134625.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14513929 Purge the school and get those boys some paladin training.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 12:28:45 2015 No.14513941 >>14513938 What if they wanted to get raped?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 12:30:08 2015 No.14513946 >>14513941 Then it isn't rape, then, is it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 12:31:01 2015 No.14513948 >>14513941 Then they can get purged to. We will do what must be done.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 12:32:06 2015 No.14513951 >>14513941 Then it's called being ravished, which isn't a crime.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 12:32:15 2015 No.14513952 >>14513946 It is if they make them think they don't want it. >>14513948 You're just a bigot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 12:33:41 2015 No.14513957 >>14513924 Why isn't there more cutesy stuff like this? Why haven't I seen this image before? Why is this paladin shitposting more popular than cute Dragons?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 12:35:34 2015 No.14513962 >>14513952 Nonsense! The paladin community is open to all races and species that obey the glory of God. Just last Sunday I spoke a wonderful Holst nun at church.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 12:39:23 2015 No.14513970 File: 117 KB, 640x480, gazer present.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wife wrapped in ribbon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 12:39:53 2015 No.14513972 >>14513962 I want to commit the most unforgivable sins with a Holst nun.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 12:40:54 2015 No.14513973 >>14513972 Pirating movies?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 12:42:50 2015 No.14513977 >>14513962 But would you accept their life choices if they don't?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 12:43:44 2015 No.14513979 >>14513970 >Gazer strips naked and ties herself up with ribbon >each eye-stalks has a ribbon wrapped around it like a candy cane >no idea how she managed it, but she's there

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 12:44:16 2015 No.14513981 >>14513973 You wouldn't download a car!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 12:44:47 2015 No.14513986 >>14513973 Worse.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 12:45:22 2015 No.14513988 >>14513981 I would, and I'd 3D-print it and then I'd sell it!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 12:46:23 2015 No.14513989 >>14513986 Jaywalking when there's no cars anywhere but pedestrians still get a red light?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 12:47:06 2015 No.14513990 File: 1.44 MB, 1500x1361, 994a66f747895f17e2f7c861639f4df8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14513970 Wife wrapped in twine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 12:47:40 2015 No.14513992 >>14513989 Still worse.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 12:48:03 2015 No.14513994 >>14513992 Eating a grape at the grocery store?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 12:48:40 2015 No.14513995 >>14513990 We need more art of MGs wearing ball gags.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 12:49:42 2015 No.14513999 >>14513994 Getting closer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 12:49:57 2015 No.14514000 File: 317 KB, 1050x1119, 1450720197353.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14513995 Agreed. Ball gags make the world go around. Spoilered for maximum overlewd.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 12:50:53 2015 No.14514004 >>14514000 Ball gags are way too lewd. I wouldn't want my wife to wear one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 12:50:58 2015 No.14514006 >>14513999 I've got nothing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 12:51:06 2015 No.14514007 >>14514000 This is a very good one, yes. One of the first I ever saved actually.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 12:51:24 2015 No.14514008 >>14513999 Lovingly holding her hand in public?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 12:51:49 2015 No.14514009 Ok Anons. Time for a little math problem. One Monday you have 1 daughter, Tuesday you have 3 daughters, Wednesday you have 7 daughters. How many daughters with you have on thursday and when are you going to fix the cloning machine you lazy fuck?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 12:52:14 2015 No.14514012 >>14514006 I'm going to make love to her in the confession box. Then I'll make her wear a latex catsuit under her nun robes for the rest of ever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 12:52:51 2015 No.14514015 >>14514009 15 I'm not planning to.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 12:53:22 2015 No.14514017 >>14514012 That doesn't sound very sinful to me. Now if you replaced her nun robes with some leather and then put that over the catsuit...

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 12:55:09 2015 No.14514018 >>14514015 You have to Anon. How will you be able to find husbands for and remember the names of all those daughters? Not to mention feeding, clothing, and educating them all in addition to housing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 12:55:54 2015 No.14514019 >>14513208 do you continue to skullfuck her after she becomes a wight?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 12:56:38 2015 No.14514021 File: 54 KB, 176x185, 1450720598715.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14514018 I was never properly trained in its operation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 12:57:29 2015 No.14514024 >>14513995 I don't like them

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 12:57:49 2015 No.14514025 >>14513970 Nice wife. You have good wife taste.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 12:58:30 2015 No.14514027 >>14514021 dammit JC, at least call someone to fix it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 12:58:32 2015 No.14514028 >>14513208 Would fucking a Zombie in the eyehole make her Wight out?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 12:58:44 2015 No.14514029 File: 158 KB, 400x1066, 1402364659350.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14514024 You prefer rings?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 13:00:44 2015 No.14514033 >>14514029 this should be standard highschool safety material for boys. >remember boys, only girls can rape

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 13:00:45 2015 No.14514034 >>14514021 Laugh it up, Denton.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 13:02:59 2015 No.14514041 File: 11 KB, 876x119, Super Villain.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14513293 The real question is who would be the villain?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 13:05:25 2015 No.14514047 Getting second degree dick burns from the Hellhound/magma golem/ignis TFW one night you realize their mamono-mana has suddenly made your dick fire-proof

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 13:06:49 2015 No.14514052

>>14513278
Given how 'monster society is all about sex' is written from a rather prude Order POV, I honestly doubt that it's that much different from a modern western society

Especially here in Yurop were nobody bats an eye over seeing naked tits on daytime TV and stuff

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 13:08:57 2015 No.14514054 >>14514029 No

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 13:09:52 2015 No.14514056 >>14514054 Bits?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 13:11:03 2015 No.14514059 >>14514052 >written from a rather prude Order POV, The fuck are you talking about. The Guide's written by a monster sympathizer who's on the run from the Order.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 13:11:08 2015 No.14514060 >>14514017 I don't want to raise too much suspicion with the church, but I could maybe do it once and see how it goes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 13:11:52 2015 No.14514062 >>14514056 Nigga I don't like bondage related stuff in general

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 13:12:37 2015 No.14514064 >>14514062 aww

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 13:13:40 2015 No.14514066 >>14514062 Well you could have just said that to begin with, gee whiz! It's the best thing ever though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 13:15:16 2015 No.14514068 >tfw poor single MGs resort to self bondage because they have no cute boy to tie up or to tie them up

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 13:16:51 2015 No.14514074 >>14514068 I want Cyclopsmom to come home to find her daughter in a package she can't untie on her own.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 13:18:02 2015 No.14514075 >>14514059 the wandering scholar TRIES to write objectively, but there's still enough bias from him comparing things to Order influenced values

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 13:18:22 2015 No.14514078 >>14514074 How do you blindfold a Monoeye?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 13:18:51 2015 No.14514080 >>14514078 By covering her eye.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 13:19:07 2015 No.14514081 >>14514068 Single girls would have a female friend tie them up and leave them helpless in alleyways. Too bad there's so much supply that nobody wants a passive girl like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 13:19:40 2015 No.14514083 >>14514080 But wouldn't you need something special since Monoeyes can see better?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 13:21:19 2015 No.14514088 >>14514081 I don't know man, if I came upon a little Kobold hogtied and gagged and struggling around in the dirt in an alley I'd be sorely tempted to take her home and make her my bondage pet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 13:21:28 2015 No.14514089 >>14514083 >something special Promise a kiss if she doesn't peek?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 13:21:38 2015 No.14514091 File: 328 KB, 1298x1082, 1396458390107.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14514083 They can't see when the light coming to their eye is blocked out. Don't be silly. We having fun or not?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 13:23:49 2015 No.14514093 >>14514068 >Lonely Yetis start hugging themselves if they can't find lost travelers in the snow

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 13:25:57 2015 No.14514096 >>14514091 Monoeyes shouldn't be allowed to be so lewd. This is madness.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 13:25:57 2015 No.14514097 >>14514093 Nah, they would hug the lonely Wendigos since they don't have their coats.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 13:27:41 2015 No.14514102 File: 172 KB, 466x1200, 1398334296795.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14514096 And you're planning on letting her get away unpunished?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 13:29:48 2015 No.14514108 >>14512490 >>14512509 see >>14513340 also, I pastebin'd this in case you ever might want to write more. http://pastebin.com/k2viCbcz

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 13:30:12 2015 No.14514109

>>14514102
I don't know what to do man, I feel like if I strap her to the bed and spank her or whip her tits then that will be rewarding her. I could tie her arms and legs so she's forced to walk on her knees and elbows, but she could end up liking that too.
Send help.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 13:31:22 2015 No.14514111 >>14514108 Awfully short for a pastebin, go ahead and write more.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 13:32:02 2015 No.14514112 >>14512647 No they don't.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 13:32:24 2015 No.14514113 >>14514109 THE HEART, NORMAN.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 13:32:59 2015 No.14514114 >>14514108 That was actually 2 different people.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 13:33:19 2015 No.14514115 >>14514062 Light, loving bondage is pretty great, though. Just tie her hands behind her back with ribbons, or strap her to the bed, and take your time driving her wild, paying overly close attention to every inch of her sensitive body.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 13:33:21 2015 No.14514117 Does anyone else think Kobold legs are weird? Would they be better if they were more human but with foot-paws like Hellhound legs?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 13:35:20 2015 No.14514124 >>14514117 Eh, a little. I mean, we have cu sith for legs like that so I don't see why not.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 13:35:55 2015 No.14514126 >>14514117 Then they would just be tiny werewolves.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 13:36:24 2015 No.14514129 >>14514117 I don't think they look weird, though that's just personal opinion really.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 13:36:56 2015 No.14514130 >>14514126 So? Hellhounds are werewolves but with heat powers and black skin.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 13:37:42 2015 No.14514133 >>14513232 >ch. 2 is here yisss

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 13:40:03 2015 No.14514140 I want to wax a Kobold's legs and then laugh at her because she's bald.

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 13:41:03 2015 No.14514141
File: 50 KB, 338x479, Christmas Wyvern.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>Christmas
>Anon prepares some christmas gifts for his love.
>Anon wrapped himself in ribbon for his waifu.
>New lingerie and BDSM items.
>Boxes which are full of Raging Mushrooms, Alraune nectar, all for her.
>Special bottles with Mothman's powders, so like this she could be pregnant more easily.
>Wife comes.
>Merry Christmas! I hope you like the gifts!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 13:42:56 2015 No.14514145 File: 158 KB, 600x800, kraken.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14513752 Not yet. I still need scan them, which might take a while. Unfortunately I couldn't get as any done as I had hoped.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 13:43:13 2015 No.14514146 >>14514141 That is a happy girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 13:44:14 2015 No.14514149 >>14514145 Kuddly Kraken?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 13:45:22 2015 No.14514151 File: 457 KB, 848x609, 1449290599653.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14514145 Lovely, I've never seen you work with traditional mediums before.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 13:45:56 2015 No.14514153 >>14514149 I would eat there. The burgers are pretty decent.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 13:47:00 2015 No.14514156 >>14514000 God null is a fucking master of lewd.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 13:49:21 2015 No.14514161 >>14514156 Yes he is. I especially like that one thing he did with a loli catgirl and a magic onahole.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 13:52:42 2015 No.14514166 >>14514145 Top cute. Which ones did you do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 13:56:08 2015 No.14514176 http://i.imgur.com/sf9eOBv.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 13:57:03 2015 No.14514181 >>14514176 Yes please.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 14:00:07 2015 No.14514191 File: 376 KB, 992x1404, 1431933041530.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Let's loosen up!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 14:03:08 2015 No.14514195 >>14514133 Don't be shy, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 14:06:49 2015 No.14514200 File: 285 KB, 800x1138, 14849030.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Even the demons are celebrating. Truly, Christmas unites us all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 14:07:51 2015 No.14514206 >>14514191 I'll loosen her up with my fist.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 14:08:56 2015 No.14514211 >>14514145 Yesss, thank you mono! >>14514176 No lewd? Still, nice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 14:09:37 2015 No.14514214 File: 55 KB, 404x604, you.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14514206 She better back the fuck up, I think he means it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 14:09:54 2015 No.14514216 >>14513625 thank you for your help

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 14:12:46 2015 No.14514227 I want to be a cuntease in MGC.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 14:15:40 2015 No.14514241 >>14514097 Wendigos will go on record for being the first human or monster to escape a Yeti hug through nervous wiggling and awawaing

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 14:19:19 2015 No.14514258 >>14514176 No.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 14:19:58 2015 No.14514267 >>14514258 ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 14:21:41 2015 No.14514275 >>14514176 Oh my

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 14:22:17 2015 No.14514278 >>14514214 I meant I was going to insert my entire hand into her vagina.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 14:22:37 2015 No.14514282 >>14514227 I want to walk around with a 'free hugs' sign on me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 14:25:00 2015 No.14514290 >>14514278 Put one in her ass too and clap your hands together.

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 14:29:10 2015 No.14514307

>>14514282
I want to befriend countless beta monstergirls, go to their homes and play video games with them and be 'the boy' in a tightly knit group of friends where they all lust after me but don't want to ruin the group that we have, and then go and have sex with my stinky trashy wife before weekly game night so that I smell like sex, just to crush their hearts. I'd even bring her around once so that she can complain about not wanting to be here so that they all could think about how much better a wife they'd make and how boys only want aggressive sluts who won't respect them. To complete it, i'd even let her abuse me, then cry about it to one of them

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 14:30:22 2015 No.14514310 Get more of the scale MGs in thick comfy clothing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 14:31:42 2015 No.14514315 >>14514176 I could do without the chain and collar. Still pretty good though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 14:32:16 2015 No.14514317 File: 650 KB, 1200x1200, 1375763664606.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14514310

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 14:37:14 2015 No.14514322 >>14514145 That's one soft looking Kraken. Looking forward to the rest. >>14514176 This is my dream right here. Also there's been a spike in content over the last week or so, the holiday season sure is wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 14:41:50 2015 No.14514332 >>14514176 Aw, man, now I got blood on my shirt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 14:44:32 2015 No.14514338 >>14514176 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 14:59:34 2015 No.14514367 Dead

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 15:05:28 2015 No.14514375 File: 210 KB, 770x800, 6146799592ae7494508bb58047ad6dd2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14514367 I was attempting to bake cookies for the first time ever. Cut me some slack.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 15:07:07 2015 No.14514382 File: 554 KB, 800x1129, 25695876_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14514367 We're not dead, just slow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 15:08:06 2015 No.14514383 >>14514176 Nope.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 15:09:07 2015 No.14514386 >>14514367 All the normalfags that infest these threads are out doing normalfag things, this is the true nature of the thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 15:10:12 2015 No.14514390 >>14514176 Yep

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 15:12:11 2015 No.14514395 >>14514176 That actually looks appealing to look at compared to Butter-Ts recent stuff. Shame that the final version of this image will probably have an ugly Patreon watermark slapped on it though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 15:13:26 2015 No.14514397 File: 624 KB, 2000x1444, 15490564564.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are you keeping up with the trends of Monster Girl fashion?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 15:15:35 2015 No.14514402 File: 250 KB, 886x742, 1450063910601.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14514397 Those Dragons have a nice pair of titties despite being so small.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 15:16:28 2015 No.14514404 File: 280 KB, 552x754, Pow.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14514397 Who needs fashion when you've got guns like these?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 15:18:29 2015 No.14514408 >>14514397 >monster girl fashion Isn't that just being covered head to toe in seme...I mean, mamono mana?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 15:19:59 2015 No.14514411 >>14514404 Wow, she must be strong!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 15:20:18 2015 No.14514413 >>14513879 It was actually a mantis-fairy familiar, I remember seeing that request in the drawthread a while back.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 15:21:06 2015 No.14514416 >>14514397 To this day, I still cannot unsee the Ryu's claw-bra as her heaving her tits out and 'WAHAHAHAHA'ing at the Wurm.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 15:28:10 2015 No.14514427 File: 541 KB, 844x1605, 1438224228531.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14514404 Splash!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 15:31:07 2015 No.14514432 >>14514408 No?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 15:32:03 2015 No.14514433 >>14514432 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 15:33:34 2015 No.14514436 >>14514433 Okay

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 15:34:37 2015 No.14514438 >>14514404 >You will never have a shortstack minotaur gym buddy.

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 15:34:56 2015 No.14514440

>>14514416
>The public image of Ryus is that of a dignified, serene water goddess
>Guy marries one
>She snuggles up behind him and wraps her arms around him
>While giving him a handjob
>Surprised, he looks at her and she giggles
>"Sorry, I thought you knew."
>"Knew what?"
>"About Ryus having four arms."
>"Since when?!"
>"Since always, it's not like we tried to hide it. You're telling me that you never noticed I was always rubbing my tits?"
>"I thought those were just scales or something."
>"Nope, hands. Have you felt these things? We can't keep our hands off of them, they feel amazing!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 15:38:34 2015 No.14514448 >>14514440 >four-armed ryus I want this so bad

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 15:39:53 2015 No.14514451 >>14514440 Can't blame them, those tits look great. Multi-armed Ryus would be nice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 15:39:55 2015 No.14514452 >>14514408 Mamono mana isn't semen, it's demonic energy. However, Spirit energy is human's semen and saliva and sweat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 15:40:18 2015 No.14514454 >>14514448 They already do have four arms, though I do suspect that they're likely smaller than her normal ones.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 15:40:18 2015 No.14514455 >>14514427 That's not nice anon, now she has to change her shirt!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 15:40:51 2015 No.14514456 File: 535 KB, 700x879, 1397422903532.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14514440 >We can't keep our hands off of them, they feel amazing! Fuck you, now Ryus are titty-sluts in my brain.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 15:41:25 2015 No.14514459 >>14514452 >semen and saliva and sweat >getting kidnapped and licked all over for magic energy by a frog girl >not actually fucked or sucked off because that would be gross How badly would you suffer under these conditions?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 15:42:31 2015 No.14514462 >>14514452 And blood.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 15:42:38 2015 No.14514463 >>14514448 Well maybe you should visit a Ryu shrine in the future? I'm sure they'd like the company on Christmas day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 15:44:20 2015 No.14514468 Does my waifu count as a monstergirl if she's a semen demon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 15:45:28 2015 No.14514471 >>14514468 Depends what kind, a demon the runs off semen, or a demon made literally out of semen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 15:46:03 2015 No.14514473 File: 811 KB, 650x871, Astaroth's Reward.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14514468 Is that a real question?

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 15:48:24 2015 No.14514478

>>14514456
>Tit fucking a Ryu while she lays on her back and uses one pair of arms to push her breasts together
>She uses the other pair to guide your hands and help you get a nice handful
They were meant to be titty-sluts the entire time, this is wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 15:49:36 2015 No.14514482 >>14514459 I wouldn't suffer. Being licked by a Mucus Toad is one of my fetishes. >>14514462 It's true that before a Vampire decide to marry/fuck a man, they suck their blood to get SE. I forgot that. >>14514468 Of course anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 15:50:02 2015 No.14514484 >>14514471 >Semen slimegirl She started off blue, Until she married you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 15:51:27 2015 No.14514486 >>14514482 >Being licked by a Mucus Toad is one of my fetishes. Is orgasm denial another? Remember, you're not getting any.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 15:51:33 2015 No.14514487 >>14514471 >>14514473 Well the joke was that she's a very good looking human girl

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 15:52:50 2015 No.14514489 File: 289 KB, 761x1000, 1427514210611.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14514462 >"Fufufufu~"

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 15:54:04 2015 No.14514493 >>14514440 >>14514448 I like it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 15:54:22 2015 No.14514495 >>14514487 >does my waifu count as a monster girl if she's a human girl Anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 15:54:52 2015 No.14514496 >>14514456 Would that make her breasts weak against teasing? And what would a four armed hug from her be like?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 15:55:51 2015 No.14514498 File: 1.56 MB, 3534x4974, 6407e7bd95083d9a6cc86bc554f30dc7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Speak of the devil.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 15:56:02 2015 No.14514499 >>14514495 >Semen demon >Demon >Joke

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 15:57:00 2015 No.14514501 >>14514498 You guys need to help me out. Do you think there's a penis hiding somewhere in there?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 15:57:23 2015 No.14514502 >>14514489 I want to give her blood till she's weighed down by her storage devices

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 15:57:57 2015 No.14514503 File: 193 KB, 600x848, 46457330.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14514489 A best

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 15:58:13 2015 No.14514504 File: 543 KB, 2000x2000, 1440098180497.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14514498 Fat frog tiddies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 15:59:41 2015 No.14514509 Screw it, I ain't gonna risk it. Have an imgur link instead: http://i.imgur.com/OOAt2Dl.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 16:00:10 2015 No.14514510 >>14514501 There is no dingaling.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 16:07:52 2015 No.14514521 >>14514503 Vampires would be GOAT adoptive moms.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 16:08:33 2015 No.14514523 File: 310 KB, 1233x1800, 1437411715779.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14514521 Indeed

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 16:12:11 2015 No.14514533 >>14514521 I'd rather have a tall, fully grown baphomet mother. A GOAT goat mom.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 16:14:32 2015 No.14514540 >>14514521 >>14514533 >GOAT

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 16:16:00 2015 No.14514543 >>14514540 Yee.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 16:16:07 2015 No.14514544 >>14514523 this reminds me that po-ju journey doujin is getting animated to bad all the glorious shota penors will be cencored

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 16:16:54 2015 No.14514547 >>14514540 Going (to) Orally Attack Tenderly I'm going to kiss the goat moms and vampire moms, is what I'm getting at here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 16:18:53 2015 No.14514552 File: 69 KB, 500x500, 154895469546.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14514540 >Goat

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 16:19:40 2015 No.14514555 >>14514523 Well that boy's never gonna run out of milk.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 16:22:33 2015 No.14514563 File: 299 KB, 800x857, 1436647049915.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14514552 I want to bully that goat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 16:24:35 2015 No.14514571 >>14514563 Admit it Anon, you want a sassy Satyr girlfriend.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 16:26:41 2015 No.14514577 >>14514521 Damn boys, getting all the good girls http://i.imgur.com/ECZDk5l.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 16:29:25 2015 No.14514583 >>14514577 She's too messy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 16:31:12 2015 No.14514590 >>14514583 She must be one of those more feral Vampires, they have no charm or grace like Vampire Countesses do.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 16:31:16 2015 No.14514592 >>14514577 I like that character design, but the picture itself is too messy, and there's a dude in it. You have anything of that character that's board safe?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 16:31:44 2015 No.14514595 >>14514577 >spilling a single drop How unrefined.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 16:34:44 2015 No.14514605 >>14514577 I want a brutally predatory vampire to bring me to orgasm just with her teeth.

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 16:35:40 2015 No.14514609

>>14514590
I want to be forcefully husbandoed by a feral Vampire, only for her to calm down and become more and more civilized as her pregnancy progresses until she changes from the wild and savage beast that stole me away in the night into a dignified woman who lectures our Dhampir daughter to keep her elbows off the table during a meal.

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 16:37:18 2015 No.14514615
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>>14514590
It's ok, all vampires are good.

>>14514592
As far as I know it's the only image he drawn from her. Take a Sadako from the same artist instead.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 16:39:19 2015 No.14514618 >>14514609 The Taming of the Shrew with vampires, a comedy of love and bloodlust.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 16:40:37 2015 No.14514626 >>14514615 Sadako needs a hug.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 16:41:14 2015 No.14514628 File: 183 KB, 1000x650, 1397171219959.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14514615 I want to take a lewd hot bath with an Onryo girl!

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 16:41:20 2015 No.14514629

>>14514609
>only for her to calm down and become more and more civilized
I want to be the one who calms her down
>"Honey. Stop. You've got blood everywhere. Here, your cheek is smeared, let me clean it up for you."
Always wanted to coax a blushing vampire into my lap so we could sit together, and she could hold me as she drained me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 16:42:38 2015 No.14514631 >>14514629 >she could hold me as she drained me Draining lotus position when?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 16:43:15 2015 No.14514633 >>14514631 Always. Best position.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 16:43:24 2015 No.14514634 I need cute dragongirls. Who are some cute dragongirls?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 16:43:24 2015 No.14514635 >>14514629 >tfw your daughteru gets bullied by all the high class Vampire Girls for being a filthy lowborn lesser Vampire.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 16:43:26 2015 No.14514636 >>14514631 I've asked for that at least twice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 16:43:51 2015 No.14514640 File: 115 KB, 1078x986, Shotas Love Horse Pussy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Shall we go for a ride Mr. Anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 16:44:57 2015 No.14514645 File: 829 KB, 1600x1452, 1446358261995.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14514634

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 16:45:39 2015 No.14514647 After reading it last night and all this vampire posting today we really need a continuation of that oppai loli vampire story.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 16:45:39 2015 No.14514648 >>14514640 I want to take my son to a Monster Girl petting zoo!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 16:46:20 2015 No.14514651 >>14514640 No, I hate horse pussy. They smell like a barn.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 16:47:17 2015 No.14514655 >>14514645 That Wyvern has some impressive ballistics.

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 16:48:16 2015 No.14514659

>>14514636
If only I had the skills to draw it, her arms wrapped around anon, one hand to the back of his head, tilting it to bare his throat, another hand across his back, her hips in his lap, her legs wrapped around his torso, locking him into place while she feeds on him with both her lower and upper mouths, gently rocking in his embrace.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 16:48:34 2015 No.14514660 >>14514647 I second this notion.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 16:49:04 2015 No.14514661 >>14514645 How would she manage to fly with all that chest flab?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 16:50:01 2015 No.14514665 >>14514659 >If only I had the skills to draw it If I had any drawing skills you could be sure the thread would hate me for how much Vampire and Amazon content I would post.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 16:50:46 2015 No.14514667 >>14514661 The extra weight helps her divebomb her enemies?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 16:51:17 2015 No.14514670 >>14514665 I wouldn't.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 16:51:20 2015 No.14514671 >>14514661 She has stronk arms and wings, and can also assume her original wyvern form.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 16:51:22 2015 No.14514672 >>14514647 I need a continuation of Himecut MILF Vampire

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 16:52:28 2015 No.14514675 >>14514665 I'd flood this place so bad every hour would be undead hour. Ah, if only.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 16:54:24 2015 No.14514686 >>14514672 I don't think the Vampire in that story was a MILF, even if she had the bodytype.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 16:55:40 2015 No.14514693 File: 53 KB, 625x243, 11 (11).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14514631 I need to organize my folders better, this took forever to find.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 16:55:46 2015 No.14514694 >>14514671 Is she genki and does she draw her power from love and friendship?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 16:56:53 2015 No.14514697 >>14514693 Koala seems kinda dangerous if you let him get too empty.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 16:57:05 2015 No.14514698 >>14514648 He'll never come back anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 16:59:30 2015 No.14514707 File: 222 KB, 469x558, 1404088266344.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Maybe horse pussy isn't that bad...

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:02:05 2015 No.14514717 >>14514693 Imagine your Vampire childhood friend pinning you to the ground in a reverse version of the Neck Blocking method and drinking your blood for the first time while blushing. That'd be cute as hell.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:02:08 2015 No.14514719 >>14514694 Yeah.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:02:31 2015 No.14514721 >>14512627 anon don't be silly that's not my penis

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:03:55 2015 No.14514727 File: 249 KB, 626x596, 1448673642272.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14514717 And hot

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:06:34 2015 No.14514738 >>14514707 Horse pussy is always bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:10:12 2015 No.14514751 >>14514717 Would she stop when your boner sprung against her inner thigh?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:10:57 2015 No.14514754 File: 955 KB, 861x1216, 65603fd8ee0bc4f93f9878a4e9728468.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14514738 I don't know anon, there's something that makes them pretty cute

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:12:31 2015 No.14514759 >>14514754 They're not cute. Horse pussy is ugly, smells bad and makes shotas cry.

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:12:52 2015 No.14514761

>>14514727
Just imagine her with the most blissful expression on her face while she drinks. She'd be so happy to have you be the first person she drinks from.

>>14514751
Yeah she would.
Then she'd look down at you, grin lewdly, and start grinding against you while saying that there's "Something else of yours I can drink" or something like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:13:59 2015 No.14514764 >>14514698 >He'll come back a man. ftfy

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:15:07 2015 No.14514769 >>14514761 >"Something else of yours I can drink" This is just too lewd and unrealistic. If I wasn't so lazy, I'd write a story with a longer buildup.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:16:15 2015 No.14514776 >>14514769 It's the full moon and she's trying to be seductive. It's her first time anon, she may seem confident but she's really panicking inside.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:16:37 2015 No.14514780 >>14514693 Koala looks like fun. Especially with a blonde loli vamp.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:18:14 2015 No.14514789 >>14514738 Now, now, horsepussy is great for molesting and teasing and riding into battle, and nimbly dancing away or climbing a tree when all the blue-oarying gets them hot and rapey.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:19:09 2015 No.14514794 >>14514776 Not him. but that kills it for me, I like my vampires with confidence and aggressiveness.

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:21:29 2015 No.14514808

>>14514609
The noble countess is great, but there's a soft spot in my heart for ferals. Would you a skittish, defensive homeless vamp? Would you bring her in when the winter blizzards hit, and treat her to a hot garlic and chicken soup, her portion laced with your own blood?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:21:30 2015 No.14514809 >>14514794 That's why you've gotta play along and encourage her anon! If you do that she'll become more confident.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:22:03 2015 No.14514811 File: 854 KB, 841x1187, 1445967210515.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14514789 I want to be protected by Centaur Knights in shining armor, who stand as a beacon of hope to the subjects of the land.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:23:57 2015 No.14514822 >>14514809 So I should play the role of a naive village boy who made the mistake of going into the woods at night, all alone? I'll doit

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:25:28 2015 No.14514826 >>14514822 She's loved you since you were both kids anon, if you went along with her fantasy it'd make her very happy. And she'd want to do it more often.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:25:37 2015 No.14514827 File: 1.02 MB, 700x1000, kraken.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Done scanning, commencing dump. >>14504060

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:27:02 2015 No.14514835 File: 1.57 MB, 700x1000, holstaurus.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14504035

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:27:21 2015 No.14514837 >>14514827 Hooray!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:28:11 2015 No.14514842 File: 1.41 MB, 1000x700, vampire.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14503685

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:29:16 2015 No.14514847 File: 1.28 MB, 700x1000, druella.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14503836

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:30:20 2015 No.14514849 >>14514847 Why do I want to hug her so much? Not even sexually, I just want to see how she'd react to being hugged.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:30:22 2015 No.14514850 >>14514842 saved

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:31:00 2015 No.14514853 File: 1.30 MB, 700x1000, hellhounds.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14504065

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:31:31 2015 No.14514857 >>14514842 This is good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:32:06 2015 No.14514858 File: 1.38 MB, 700x1000, jinko.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14504352

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:33:36 2015 No.14514861 File: 1.12 MB, 700x1000, baphomet.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14504478

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:33:50 2015 No.14514863 >>14514858 I want to take a big cat for a walk.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:34:42 2015 No.14514866 File: 1.29 MB, 700x1000, will-o-the-wisp.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14503728

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:35:50 2015 No.14514868 File: 1.36 MB, 1000x700, salamander.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Alright, that's all I got. Sorry I couldn't get more done. >>14503695

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:37:04 2015 No.14514871 >still no Komodo It'll never happen. At least this new doujin is spot-on. http://exhentai.org/s/d29862d4f1/885198-26

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:37:16 2015 No.14514872 >>14514868 This is like an early Christmas present. Thank you so much friend.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:37:23 2015 No.14514874 >>14514866 > I still don't see why I have to sit on top of the tree, baka

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:37:34 2015 No.14514875 >>14514866 Is she pouting because that cute guy she likes didn't commit suicide on Christmas, so she can't take his soul and make love to him for eternity?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:37:53 2015 No.14514876 >>14514868 Based Mono. Based beyond belief.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:37:59 2015 No.14514878 >>14514868 My request wasn't made but I'm still grateful for all of these. Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:38:50 2015 No.14514882 >>14514861 >non loli bapho NOICE O I C E

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:39:53 2015 No.14514889 >>14514827 >>14514842 >>14514861 >>14514868 I don't think I can handle all this comfy

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:42:52 2015 No.14514898 >>14514868 FAT FIRE LIZARD TAIL

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:42:52 2015 No.14514899 >>14513926 >Terrors from beyond the stars being defeated by soccer moms Didn't realize how much I needed this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:43:26 2015 No.14514901 >>14514868 Praise be. I really like the way you draw eyes

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:44:31 2015 No.14514906 >>14514868 >missed it GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:45:13 2015 No.14514909 File: 346 KB, 992x1403, Aren't I pretty, Sister.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14511131 Fear to a Manticore is like fine seasoning on a steak.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:46:07 2015 No.14514913 >>14514868 >tfw Raiju request wasn't done Still though, these pictures are cute as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:46:19 2015 No.14514914 >>14514853 The one on the left looks like Mono-tan

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:46:28 2015 No.14514915 >>14514868 >didn't reply At least I got one lizardgirl done like this, thanks for the anon who asked and thanks for drawing this, hope I'm here next time you do it

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:47:54 2015 No.14514919 >>14514909 That Manticore is getting shot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:48:20 2015 No.14514920 >>14514176 Nice

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:49:12 2015 No.14514924 >>14514919 Why?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:49:53 2015 No.14514929 >>14514924 He's afraid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:50:21 2015 No.14514933 >>14514924 Because Manticores deserve to be shot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:54:13 2015 No.14514942 >>14514933 Shot full of cum?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:54:13 2015 No.14514943 >>14514868 >All these images You may have wanted to get more done but this is Christmas come early. Those hellhounds are adorable.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:55:27 2015 No.14514946 >>14514853 I like this one most of all, and I'm not even a hellhound slut.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:55:40 2015 No.14514947 >>14514942 No, with bullets. I hate Manticores with every fiber of my body.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:56:27 2015 No.14514949 Any writefags writing anything for Christmas? I'd like to know, so I can eliminate the competition beforehand.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:58:10 2015 No.14514957 >>14514949 This recent vamp stuff has urged me to continue a story as a christmas oneshot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 17:59:13 2015 No.14514958 File: 252 KB, 834x803, Apex Yandere.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14514949 Absolutely not. If I am to become the Ebenezer, so be it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 18:00:23 2015 No.14514960 >>14514947 But how do you feel about cuddlecores?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 18:01:35 2015 No.14514963 >>14514960 Cuddlecores don't exist.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 18:03:21 2015 No.14514964 >>14514963 Neither do manticores

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 18:04:09 2015 No.14514966 File: 377 KB, 1000x928, 1434851260087.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to cuddle with a Kejourou

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 18:04:38 2015 No.14514969 >>14514964 But if they did exist Cuddlecores wouldn't. Manticores are shit.

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 18:09:18 2015 No.14514972
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Please remember to bake your wonderous creations on time and with care. Know that you never have to be afraid when asking a local Kikimora for guidance, she enjoys the attention!

Why not stay a while while you do so? Perhaps even consider inviting her over. Christmas is meant to be celebrated together and not alone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 18:11:43 2015 No.14514976 >>14514972 I'll spend Christmas alone and you can't top me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 18:12:48 2015 No.14514980 >>14514969 >Cuddlecores wouldn't You hold a very depressing fantasy. I think someone just needs to spend a few hours with their face buried in her soft mane.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 18:14:54 2015 No.14514987 >>14514980 >not her soft ass

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 18:16:10 2015 No.14514992 >>14514980 Fuck that, I'd rather cut off my pinkie than be anywhere near a Manticore.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 18:18:29 2015 No.14515001 File: 255 KB, 566x1213, AraAra.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14514976 Are you sure anon? This Kikimora is offering to spend christmas together with you! Surely you won't ignore a request of such a lovely lady?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 18:18:43 2015 No.14515004 >>14514707 >Maybe horse pussy isn't that bad... That's a slippery slope anon, you wouldn't want to become a brony now would you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 18:18:48 2015 No.14515005 File: 176 KB, 650x562, 1445309102122.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14514992 Are you the same anon that was shitposting about Mantises earlier?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 18:19:08 2015 No.14515007 >>14514987 >spending hours with your face in something's ass That's quite the fetish you have there. I think I'd rather cuddle something cleaner.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 18:20:10 2015 No.14515011 >>14515005 No, although Mantis' are pretty shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 18:20:19 2015 No.14515012 >>14514972 I dunno. I'm terrible when it comes to playing host. >>14515001 If she's asking, then who am I to refuse?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 18:21:26 2015 No.14515015 >>14514992 On boy, it's tough guy again. One day, I'd like to meet you with a manticore in one hand and a cleaver in the other.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 18:21:53 2015 No.14515018 >>14514835 >Christmas Holstaur Fuck yes finally! >Those tits >Those hips >That expression She knows exactly what she wants for Christmas and how to get it. Bless you Mono.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 18:22:50 2015 No.14515024 >>14515005 Mantis girls are great. I bet you'd see no difference in her expression there if you took away that sugarcube and replaced it with semen dripping between her fingers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 18:23:46 2015 No.14515029 >>14514972 I already have my own cleaning robots, my home isn't prepared for guests, I'm a humbug, general fear of MGs, etc. Several reasons why I shouldn't/wouldn't have a Kikimora as a guest.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 18:23:58 2015 No.14515031 >>14515015 I would gladly take the clever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 18:24:32 2015 No.14515034 >>14515001 I don't even know her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 18:27:36 2015 No.14515051 >>14515001 Featherdog, aged like a fine wine? Sure, why not?

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 18:32:17 2015 No.14515064
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>>14515034
Clearly you should meet her to solve that issue!

>>14515012
It will come naturally, and she will gladly show you the ropes along the way.

>>14515029
That is okay anon, she won't mind helping you out clean up your house, making it perfectly fit for christmas. Those pieces of tr- cleaning robots can be turned off and nicely stored.

Your fear of MG's is something that can be overcome with time. An experienced, soft and motherly Kikimora is perfect to help you overcome your fear!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 18:33:40 2015 No.14515070 >>14515064 >It will come naturally, and she will gladly show you the ropes along the way. Oh my, is she a kinky kiki?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 18:34:54 2015 No.14515077 >>14515064 >Clearly you should meet her to solve that issue! I don't like meeting new people.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 18:36:47 2015 No.14515085 >>14514861 Holy shit, it's fucking perfect. Thanks Mono!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 18:39:17 2015 No.14515100 >>14515064 I'll be sure to return the favor with plenty of headpats if she pleases. >cleaning robots That raises a question. Would Kikis tolerate other kikis?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 18:41:47 2015 No.14515107 File: 108 KB, 752x1063, (Ah! Master's home!).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14515100 Yes, but their master will need to keep them in line and make sure they behave.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 18:42:20 2015 No.14515109 >>14515064 I want to overcharge a kiki with headpats until she enters Hypermode. She'll have to vent excess magic by projecting it through high energy blasts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 18:43:26 2015 No.14515115 What would be worse, spending Christmas or Valentines Day alone in a world full of monster girls?

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 18:45:23 2015 No.14515122
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>>14515070
Only if you want her to be anon!

She enjoys tight Latex, ropes and various plugs. especially during cleaning.

>>14515077
That is okay anon. To solve that issue she has already entered your home and will simply act like she has known you for for entire life, skipping the introduction!

>>14515100
Certainly, Kiki's know how to share. But it might be needed for their Master to keep them in line.

>>14515109
Carefull anon! If you are too close to her it might might have different desirable results such as pregnancy with triplets!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 18:45:52 2015 No.14515124 >>14515115 Spending any day alone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 18:50:10 2015 No.14515135 >>14515122 >To solve that issue she has already entered your home and will simply act like she has known you for for entire life, skipping the introduction! I'm calling the police.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 18:50:24 2015 No.14515136 >>14514866 You're a credit to your species Mono. And now I'm jealous that I don't have a Will-o'-the-wisp to hang lights on. Ah, so jealous.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 18:52:38 2015 No.14515142 File: 91 KB, 800x509, 1447061916536.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14515135 You won't be calling anyone for a while.

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 18:53:08 2015 No.14515144
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>>14515135
Whoops, it looks like your phone appears to be missing!
But don't worry, your favorite maid you've always loved is already here with a nice cup of tea for you to enjoy.
Now stop worrying and enjoy!

Enjoy your Yankiki

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 18:54:09 2015 No.14515146 God damn I hate maids.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 18:55:53 2015 No.14515151 >>14515144 I-I'm not very thirsty. I think I need to go outside for a bit of fresh air...

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 18:56:00 2015 No.14515153 >>14514853 >mono did my thing Oh, happy day!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 18:57:01 2015 No.14515157 >>14515144 I'll just send her out and call them then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 18:57:10 2015 No.14515159 File: 122 KB, 494x500, Nureonago.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14515146 Yeah I'd rather go for a Nureonago

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 18:58:26 2015 No.14515164

>>14515135
>Anon calls the police
>The officer arrives, she's a Kikimora too
>He explains the issue
>"Okay, but why did you call the police?"
>He explains again, but she interrupts him near the end
>"Sir, dispatch said you were calling about an intruder. I don't see how this story relates to that at all, so can you get to the point please?"
>Frustrated, he explains that the story IS the reason he called and that he'd like her arrested
>"Sir, the police have serious matters to attend to and we don't have time for jokes. Now unless you have an actual problem, please refrain from wasting our time."

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 18:58:46 2015 No.14515166 >>14515122 >latex loving Kiki muh fetish

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 18:58:51 2015 No.14515167 >>14515159 I want to dick a nureonago in a sauna.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 18:59:39 2015 No.14515171 >>14515159 I dislike slimes too, fucking makes a mess everywhere they go.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 19:01:08 2015 No.14515181 File: 398 KB, 903x1200, 51624467_p0_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14515171 That's why you do this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 19:01:27 2015 No.14515182 >>14515171 >Not giving them a vacbed molded into the shape of a human for them to wear

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 19:04:17 2015 No.14515186 >>14515181 >>14515182 No thanks, I still won't like them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 19:05:16 2015 No.14515189 >>14515164 They're in the police as well? What don't they control?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 19:06:35 2015 No.14515191 >>14515064 >Experienced, soft, and motherly Kikimora O-oh my. She would have no trouble getting through to me. Hopefully she'll realize that I've been starved of hugs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 19:06:44 2015 No.14515192 File: 119 KB, 850x601, 1450742804270.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have a thing! Pesky fox? No problem, give her sake.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 19:07:59 2015 No.14515196 >>14515192 That fox is a used goods whore.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 19:08:01 2015 No.14515197 >>14515192 But then she'll come back for more. And she'll bring friends.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 19:08:21 2015 No.14515198 >>14515192 But then pesky fox becomes rapist fox.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 19:12:51 2015 No.14515209 File: 256 KB, 439x500, 1449260754296.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Anon! Why weren't you at the gym today? >You know it's leg day!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 19:14:04 2015 No.14515214 All this talk of latex kinda makes me wish Quicksilver_ would show up again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 19:14:19 2015 No.14515216 I want an Elf to teach me about her culture.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 19:15:01 2015 No.14515222 >>14515209 Because I never go to the gym

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 19:15:05 2015 No.14515223 >>14515209 I'm too lazy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 19:15:09 2015 No.14515224 >>14515209 Y-you sure it's not chest day?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 19:15:40 2015 No.14515228 >>14515198 This is a bad thing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 19:18:57 2015 No.14515242 File: 178 KB, 850x1049, 1450743537734.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 19:20:42 2015 No.14515249 >>14515209 I don't want to.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 19:21:32 2015 No.14515253 >>14515242 I want to rest my head on her lap, cuddle her tail, and fall asleep while she sings.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 19:24:29 2015 No.14515264 >>14515242 Slut.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 19:32:58 2015 No.14515301 >>14515216 Me too, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 19:43:28 2015 No.14515330 >>14515209 My legs are already strong enough. I need to rest up so I can work on my abs tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 19:45:48 2015 No.14515335 File: 219 KB, 706x1024, 217GPSsb.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14512486 The only two I liked from this set were the Familiar and Nekomata since their faces were easier on the eyes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 19:49:03 2015 No.14515345 File: 885 KB, 800x800, 107f196613567ec1fd157c35fe236817.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 19:52:40 2015 No.14515355 Which image from Monos dump would be good as the next OP?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 19:53:35 2015 No.14515358 Not gonna lie. I hate all of you. Except maybe Mono.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 19:54:29 2015 No.14515362 >>14515355 Either the Holstaur or the Hellhounds. Seasonally appropriate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 19:54:56 2015 No.14515364 >>14515355 I'm gonna put my vote behind the Salamander.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 19:55:55 2015 No.14515367 File: 783 KB, 500x500, 1442039358650.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14515358 You've told us this how many times? Goddamn broken record I swear.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 19:56:19 2015 No.14515368 >>14515355 Loli Hellhounds. They remind me of the twin Hellhound story we had awhile back.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 19:56:44 2015 No.14515371 >>14515355 The hellhounds.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 19:57:00 2015 No.14515373 >>14514847 Well damn, Im surprised! Very nice, love the kraken too

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 19:57:29 2015 No.14515376 >>14515007 here we have a man who's not hardcore enough for his waifu

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 19:58:06 2015 No.14515380 >>14515355 Salamander.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 19:59:10 2015 No.14515387 >>14515368 >quicksilver will never do a christmas episode of that story aww.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 20:02:15 2015 No.14515398 >>14515387 RIP quicksilver taken to jail by canadian popo

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 20:03:04 2015 No.14515403 File: 1.63 MB, 990x1400, f382a2aaa5da94dd473c46758878c6f3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Congratulations anon! You managed to capture the elusive Arctic Raiju! Now what do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 20:03:12 2015 No.14515404 >>14515387 >Wanting a paedophile It's funny how many fucking fetishes you people condemn but are fine with literal paedophilia on like seven-year-old MGs.

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 20:03:25 2015 No.14515406

>>14515376
>hardcore
I think the word you were looking for is "deviant."

Sir, let me explain to you the finer points of cuddling. You can't lovingly stroke your waifu's hair and mane or gaze into her eyes if your face is at the wrong end. There's no passionate kissing or bed-room whispers.

Get some class.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 20:03:32 2015 No.14515408 >>14515398 Quicksilver's a Canuck?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 20:04:49 2015 No.14515413 >>14515403 Let her go because I'm a catch and release hunter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 20:04:57 2015 No.14515414 >>14515398 But I don't live in Canada.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 20:05:52 2015 No.14515418 >>14515404 this right here. the ultimate irony of /mgt/

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 20:05:55 2015 No.14515419 >>14515404 The body-type and mannerisms don't really correspond to the age, so it all checks out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 20:07:06 2015 No.14515423 >>14515403 Take a picture of me next to it then bring it into town to show everyone that I caught it

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 20:07:18 2015 No.14515425

>>14515406
>There's no passionate kissing or bed-room whispers
>Not whispering and making out with your waifu's ass
Also, are you really complaining about deviancy in MONSTER GIRL GENERAL?
>>14515408
Why else would he disappear after writing loli?
>>14515414
Quiet you
Update when?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 20:07:25 2015 No.14515426 >>14514871 Komodo Onee-san lives on in our hearts

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 20:08:37 2015 No.14515430 >>14515387 I don't think I'd be able to finish it in time for Christmas. Who do you think requested it though?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 20:10:25 2015 No.14515438 >>14515425 Update eventually. Right now I'm just about 3k words into my next story. I'm also writing it in third person for the first time in months.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 20:10:41 2015 No.14515439 >>14515430 >Who do you think requested it though? Not him, but the two Hellpups in that picture are Tia and Tai?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 20:12:51 2015 No.14515443 >>14515439 That's who I wanted them to be, but I didn't explicitly state that at all. Mono did a great job though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 20:13:49 2015 No.14515447 >>14515438 >writing it in third person >third person Thank you, Jesus. Second person writing is a neglected cancer, and I'm glad you're a part of the cure. Will it be loli?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 20:14:11 2015 No.14515448 >>14515418 It's part of the reason why it's more productive to look at /tg/ or /d/ for ideas. Everything here has to be safe space bullshit with no chance for creativity.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 20:14:59 2015 No.14515451 File: 251 KB, 700x696, 1437536117005.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14515443 He was surprisingly accurate with the short hair.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 20:15:21 2015 No.14515452 >>14515447 No it won't. Shortstack this time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 20:17:40 2015 No.14515458 >>14515452 >shortstack Bless you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 20:18:58 2015 No.14515462 >>14515452 >Shortstack Hmmm. Assuming the story you're writing is the one you've mentioned before, I might have to read it now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 20:21:03 2015 No.14515474 >>14515404 Kek /d/ is mad again that their futas and diapers are shat upon here >>14515448 >gets literally triggered by lolis >omg stupid fags with safe space Can't you see the irony?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 20:22:00 2015 No.14515475 File: 28 KB, 311x400, CWyrxuVUEAA6_Lg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/679106514645180416 It is finished

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 20:24:15 2015 No.14515485 >>14515452 I would prefer lolis but it's fine too Just no more anal shit pls

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 20:24:15 2015 No.14515487 File: 704 KB, 570x514, 1433529351813.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14515475 Wunderbar. May we be blessed with more plump lavender cat ass.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 20:25:01 2015 No.14515491 >>14515462 I don't honestly think 'those' bits will be that bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 20:25:20 2015 No.14515492 >>14515475 >>14515487 I want to punch a Cheshire's big fat ass

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 20:26:48 2015 No.14515496 >>14515492 Her fat ass would just jiggle, she wouldn't feel it That ass is just too fat

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 20:28:14 2015 No.14515502 >>14515485 There never was shit and there will never be anon, don't worry. No anal this time though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 20:28:34 2015 No.14515505 >>14515487 Great, now I'm imagining what it'd be like to be gangbanged by four Cheshire sisters. I'm ashamed to say that I'm fucking diamonds right now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 20:29:58 2015 No.14515508 >>14515505 That sounds all pointy and painful anon, please be careful with your john thomas.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 20:30:03 2015 No.14515510 I'm gonna make a story about a monk and an Oni traveling together, I think. Leading to oni snu snu of course.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 20:31:57 2015 No.14515514 >>14515510 Go for it family.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 20:32:38 2015 No.14515515 >>14515492 I want to rim a Cheshire.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 20:33:04 2015 No.14515517 File: 3.92 MB, 1600x2100, blue.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14515510 Sounds wonderful

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 20:34:29 2015 No.14515522 >>14515510 I was tempted to do a story with a knight and Manticore involving Saracen but we all know how this place gets about memelions and pigfuckers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 20:36:16 2015 No.14515529 >>14515475 >Subsequent Tweet >KC talks about his future plans >MGE-2 this summer >Also wants to start doing more comics >In addition to his already much-desired Wilmarina comic, he wants to do a Slime-Carrier Comic and a Shirohebi Comic Mmmm, snakes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 20:36:54 2015 No.14515531 >>14515496 Then I'm just going to have to slap, grope and squeeze it until she feels something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 20:37:57 2015 No.14515533 >>14515510 >snu snu It's shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 20:38:21 2015 No.14515536 File: 101 KB, 680x960, Snake is in the past.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14515529 someone say snake?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 20:38:29 2015 No.14515537 >>14515404 >>14515448 Fuck off /d/, go be gay somewhere else.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 20:40:35 2015 No.14515540 File: 675 KB, 650x923, 1446523876994.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 20:40:50 2015 No.14515543 >>14509237 Its about proportion. Huge thighs on a tiny body looks weird.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 20:41:04 2015 No.14515544 File: 95 KB, 476x357, Never Ever.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14515529 We're never gonna get that RPG, are we?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 20:41:31 2015 No.14515547 >>14515536 >>14515540 I want the snakes to go away.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 20:41:59 2015 No.14515549 File: 141 KB, 391x600, Unicron Prime.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14514759 >Makes shotas cry You take that back!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 20:45:19 2015 No.14515558 >>14515547 I want the snakes to stay

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 20:45:55 2015 No.14515561 File: 57 KB, 245x319, 1393858352297.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14515510 >oni >snu snu

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 20:46:13 2015 No.14515563

>>14515544
Hopefully we'll start hearing news about it in 2017. If not...well, then either the great collision occurs and monster girls become real and KC becomes too busy (Or rapidly completes a true-life MGE with the help of his Leanan Sidhe waifu), or no, no we will not.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 20:46:35 2015 No.14515564 >>14515549 Oh now you made them cry. I'll have to get some Titania one-sans to cheer them up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 20:47:15 2015 No.14515568 >>14515529 If KC does a loli Shirohebi comic I don't think I'll be able to fap to anything else.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 20:50:09 2015 No.14515571 File: 865 KB, 873x900, 1450749009623.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Of the Monster Girl neets, gazer, jabberwock, oomukade, and so on, which one would help me contain rage and hate?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 20:50:27 2015 No.14515572 >>14515529 >Slime Carrier Truly, he has the worst taste.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 20:51:53 2015 No.14515576 >>14515571 I never gave a shit about Kurashu Bandicooto.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 20:52:59 2015 No.14515581 >>14515529 >Slime Carrier Neat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 20:59:50 2015 No.14515605 >>14515529 >Wilmarina comic Sick

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 21:03:05 2015 No.14515613 >>14515605 Its supposed to be vanilla as fuck to get back at the unbelievable shit taste of NTRfags.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 21:05:12 2015 No.14515617 File: 300 KB, 576x432, 1450749912285.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Care to meet the monstergrill you've always wanted? I tell you what, I could make that happen.

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 21:06:14 2015 No.14515623

>>14515529
>MGE-2 this summer
Can he do it? He needs 200 mgs for that and there is only 174 right now. He will have to pull one girl one week schedule again to reach 200 in 6 months. I doubt he could do profiles and comics at the same. He seemed tired out even with just one girl per week release

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 21:10:08 2015 No.14515631 >>14515617 Blow up some propane plants for me first.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 21:10:44 2015 No.14515632 >>14515617 No thanks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 21:12:30 2015 No.14515641 >>14515572 Hey, look on the bright side. Maybe it'll save Slime Carriers from being garbage.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 21:13:35 2015 No.14515646 >>14515641 Nothing will save Slime Carriers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 21:14:09 2015 No.14515649 >>14515646 You don't know that. I can stay cautiously optimistic anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 21:18:02 2015 No.14515661 >>14515617 What's the trick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 21:26:10 2015 No.14515685 so, does /jp/ archive when it drops off pg10 or does it 404?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 21:28:54 2015 No.14515698 >>14515685 Fuck off newfag.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 21:40:07 2015 No.14515722 File: 107 KB, 700x479, 1447728457713.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14515151

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 21:42:16 2015 No.14515732

>>14515623
Well, recalling his rough scheduling around the MGE-1; he debuted ~10 new MGs in it.

So, that leaves ~16 for him to do. He was able to quickly produce all the content for the MGE-1 in about 2 months of silence. So, that leaves him 4 months of time to do online releases to fill out the roster. If he goes back to once a week, then that's 4 a month X 4 months = 16 new profiles. So, yes, he should have just enough time overall if he keeps consistent with his past releases.

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 21:44:02 2015 No.14515741

>>14515345
Ahhhhhhhh, she's a cutie!!!!! Would she like it if I sat beside her and ask her why she seems so down? She looks so lonely/sad, is it because she want to meet someone who likes her for who she is, because I would like to get to know her and put a smile on her cute face.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 21:45:32 2015 No.14515750 I'm gonna cut my kejourou onee-san's hair while she sleeps! She's gonna look like a cute tomboy when I'm done!

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 21:47:41 2015 No.14515760

>>14515750
I want to watch her hair wrap around your hands and possibly the scissors before you can do anything, then force you into the little spoon position! And she'd actually have been asleep so nee-san wouldn't even have known what she was doing until she woke up with a squirming little brother in her arms!

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 21:49:26 2015 No.14515765

>>14515750
That's grounds for lifelong imprisonment anon, jesus fucking christ. That's like me sneaking into your room and cutting your arms and legs off while you sleep so you look like a cute sausage-man when I'm done. Seriously, Kejourou hair has nerves and feelings just like her fingers and toes.

Do you realize how broken she'll be after you do that? That's a serious fucking amputation, there's no way she'd come out of that without serious mental damage as well. She wouldn't want to have anything to do with you anymore, that's for damn sure.

Poor, poor Kejourou.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 21:50:15 2015 No.14515766 File: 223 KB, 743x1080, Doppel's Savannah.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 21:51:21 2015 No.14515767 File: 1.63 MB, 360x270, 1438955346353.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14511102

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 21:53:18 2015 No.14515779 >>14515750 >>14515765 Yeah guy, that's straight fucked.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 21:55:20 2015 No.14515787 >>14515760 I want to be bound together with a kejourou in her ultra-tight hair cocoon until we look like a pair of mummies from the outside.

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 21:57:04 2015 No.14515795

>>14515765

Not to mention her abruptly waking up to intense pain and being confused at seeing someone she cares about do such a thing.

There's a reason why Kejourou only cut off a small lock of hair to their husbands and are very careful to avoid getting their hair on fire.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 21:57:39 2015 No.14515798 >>14515765 But then he can get them replaced with robotic limbs and fight others of his kind in underground cyborg fightclubs. I mean so could she but if she's gonna be such a downer about it maybe it's for the best she doesn't.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 21:59:59 2015 No.14515805 How much longer do you think these threads will be around for?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 22:00:40 2015 No.14515808 >>14515766 For anybody wanting a more accurate translation some guy on /a/ did a basic summary in one of the threads, basically she forgot to stretch the night before so rigor mortise set in and she currently can't move.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 22:01:10 2015 No.14515809 >>14515766 Zombina best girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 22:01:41 2015 No.14515811 >>14515805 The katawa shoujo general is closing in on thread 3000, I think we've got a while.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 22:02:38 2015 No.14515815 File: 76 KB, 512x812, hell has arrived.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14515765 >>14515779 looks like I need to learn more about monster girls before I post here

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 22:03:23 2015 No.14515817 >>14515815 Yeah, I think you fuckin do.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 22:04:34 2015 No.14515818 >>14515811 Do we know our number?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 22:07:02 2015 No.14515828 What monster girl would fight back if you attempted to hug her, but would quickly succumb to the feeling?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 22:07:35 2015 No.14515832 >>14515828 Monoeye or Alp.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 22:08:25 2015 No.14515834 >>14515828 All 5 of the dragons, for different reasons.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 22:09:29 2015 No.14515837 >>14515698 I just usually don't lurk around long enough to notice, or care. So I'll repeat myself. >does /jp/ archive when it drops off pg10 or does it 404?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 22:09:55 2015 No.14515839 >>14514019 I'd go until she asks me to stop.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 22:11:21 2015 No.14515840 >>14515818 I'd rather not but I'm sure some autist has been keeping track or is willing to go way back in the archives and find out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 22:11:30 2015 No.14515841 >>14515837 I'll repeat myself since you're a fucking retard. Fuck off newfag.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 22:12:56 2015 No.14515845 >>14515766 >>14515808 So wait, is this a one off thing or the start of the next chapter? Because I'd totally be down for a MON chapter.

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 22:13:41 2015 No.14515846
File: 2.33 MB, 6443x4094, 82cf17bc24438279d4e9fb7897d5ed0a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>All these posts in support of blood suckers

What happened to you, /mgt/? Vampires are nothing but blood jews and you're all good goys for giving in.

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 22:14:18 2015 No.14515848

>>14515795
>Kejourou gives her husband a lock of hair
>He keeps it with him all the time
>It's in his jacket pocket
>His mother comes to visit him at work
>She does that little patdown thing mothers sometimes do when they hug you
>Kejourou immediately notices that a woman has touched Anon near his hip
>His phone rings, he picks it up
>"Anon, darling, my husband, where are you right now?"
>He puts her on speakerphone
>"My mother came to see me. Say hi, mom."
>Mother and waifu exchange greetings
>"Sorry Anon, I felt another woman touch you and I was worried something was happening to you. I'll see you when you get home. I love you."
>That night she cuddles him extra long and extra hard
>"I want to make absolutely sure everyone knows that you already have a wife."

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 22:15:19 2015 No.14515850 >>14515818 >2 days per thread here >3 per day back on /a/ for six months before that >6 per weekend before that >not counting scattered ones before that Somewhere up near 2000.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 22:15:29 2015 No.14515851 >>14515846 The fact that she's drinking from the wrong side really triggers my autism.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 22:16:15 2015 No.14515854 >>14515845 >a MON chapter. >a Its a whole arc. Also anybody else getting milkshake captchas a lot?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 22:16:25 2015 No.14515856 File: 528 KB, 2000x2841, 1450754185161.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14515846 Some of us are still here who like proper MGs who aren't out to screw us over.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 22:17:52 2015 No.14515862 >>14515846 I want to get kidnapped by a lonely Cakepire.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 22:18:50 2015 No.14515865 >>14515851 >the wrong side You have vessels on both side of your neck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 22:18:58 2015 No.14515867 >>14515846 >Blood jew I want a vampiric Tanuki. Now THAT would be a blood jew.

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 22:18:59 2015 No.14515868
File: 489 KB, 900x900, Mavis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>14515856
It's silly to assume all vampires are the scum of the earth. There's plenty of characters that just want to be a loving wife and raise a child together with their true love.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 22:20:03 2015 No.14515872 >>14515854 >MON arc Oh hell yes, I'm 100% down for this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 22:20:15 2015 No.14515874 >>14515841 What's it to you anyway? You sound like someone pissed in your cheerios. How do they taste shitbag? >does /jp/ archive when it drops off pg10 or does it 404?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 22:20:57 2015 No.14515876 >>14515856 I'm not sure if I should take an Apple from a Stranger...

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 22:21:04 2015 No.14515877 >>14515874 Someone answer this idiot so he'll shut the fuck up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 22:21:28 2015 No.14515878 >>14515868 mai kokoro

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 22:21:35 2015 No.14515879 >>14515874 Lurk more newfag.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 22:23:32 2015 No.14515884 >>14515872 If you haven't already you should really see the new chapter, a link was posted in one of the previous /a/ threads, its in Korean but it shows each of them, besides dopple and smith, in their nightwear.

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 22:23:39 2015 No.14515885

>>14515877
Nothing says I'll shut up after it's answered. After that happens you just won't know it's me.

As for you, why don't you answer it? Or is it that you don't know either and are just afraid of your own ignorance?

>>14515879
I'm sorry, I have a life outside of 4chan. I just want to know whether I should archive the images now or if I can go to sleep and wake up and this shit will still be here if it finally falls off the catalog.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 22:24:30 2015 No.14515887 >about to reach the image limit again Would a janitor do us the courtesy of deleting this thread if I post a new OP early like they did once before?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 22:24:51 2015 No.14515888 >>14515884 I'm going to wait until the translation, but holy shit that sounds great.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 22:25:59 2015 No.14515892 >>14515885 There's an archive at Warosu. >>14515887 Motherfucker don't you dare.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 22:26:42 2015 No.14515893 >>14515887 >would a janitor delete this thread if I made a new one No they would delete your thread for jumping the gun, learn to live without pictures for a few hours.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 22:26:53 2015 No.14515896 >>14515885 Fuck off faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 22:27:43 2015 No.14515901 >>14515885 Normalfag please leave.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 22:27:49 2015 No.14515902 >>14515892 >Motherfucker don't you dare. But they did. Somebody posted a new OP early and a few minutes later the old thread got deleted.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 22:28:12 2015 No.14515904 >>14515885 kill yourself normie

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 22:29:56 2015 No.14515907

>>14515892
Problem with Warosu is that it tends to bug up with my image grabber. I just want the images, not the whole thread.

Also, keking hard at the idiots trying to chase me away. I've been around way too long for a couple of anonymous fuckwads still sucking on their momma's titties to be able to do that.

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 22:30:23 2015 No.14515909

>>14515902
Maybe that happened once and only because other threads showed up to push the old one off. The janitors only delete shitpost threads like the one you're proposing, where do you think we are? /a/? This board moves slow as fuck so creating a new thread before the old one has died has only ever lead to disaster and loads of shitposting. Like I said, learn to live without images for a few hours for fucks sake.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 22:31:26 2015 No.14515912 File: 1.37 MB, 1219x1354, business.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14515902 Your point? Dont do it, the thing is we have an anon who snipes them off the board when its the last thread, you would be taking his job man, and thats not cool

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 22:31:49 2015 No.14515913

>>14508920
No nonsense, corruptible, busty Kiki with an oneesan streak and a houtengeki ass.

Fitness crazy lithe Dark Valkyrie who insists on training me to be a dark lord of pushy slaying and conquering. Despite all her warmongering has a weakness for cute things, especially dogs. Has a body by love cacao.

Lewd as fuck Dark Priest who likes to have the most blasphemous sex possible. ALL THE TIME. Kiki neesan has to keep her escapades in check but sometimes falls for her silver tongue and goes along with them, needing "correction" from her loving master after. She's very physical, but that comes from a desire to be loved and is a good person at heart. Body by the combined might of royal koyanagi and Mizuryuu kei.

Bookworm oomukade who's ever passive, likes to recreate scenes from erotic novels and writes her own. Reserved, but knows when to let loose, would rather spend the day inside though. Clingy and loves headpats and reassurance, Despite b
Being a fuckhuge predator. Most affectionate of all the girls. Human half by Hisasi.

Motherly Honeybee who might be planning to steal me away for a year or two to make our own hive. Helps the kiki to keep things from getting too crazy. Badass cool and homemaker. Body by tachibana omina

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 22:32:03 2015 No.14515914 File: 93 KB, 393x413, 1368955265930.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 22:32:32 2015 No.14515918 >>14515907 I think you're taking those idiots too seriously, idiot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 22:33:55 2015 No.14515921 >>14515912 I love how soft that business nooki looks We need more soft business monster girls

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 22:34:12 2015 No.14515922 File: 718 KB, 2048x2032, Arachnotaur didn't ask for this.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Praise Arachnotaur!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 22:35:01 2015 No.14515925 >>14515865 The bite marks on his neck are canonically on his left side.

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 22:37:41 2015 No.14515931

>>14515815
A Kejourou's hair is the thing they take pride in most. They always make sure to take great care of it. Making sure it smells wonderful, feels incredibly silky and soft and captivates the eyes. Even if a Kejourou in their teenage years were to rebel and neglect their hair they would likely change their mind and take it more seriously if a boy they liked admired their hair and/or ran their fingers through it.

Once they captivate someone with their hair in one way or another they love watching him react as their hair covers him slowly and slowly, seeing him enjoy so thoroughly the main thing they work so hard to take care of.

If one asks you to brush or stroke her hair then it's a sure sign she has a very high opinion of you. For them it's a moment of quiet intimacy and also trust. If a Kejourou isn't especially assertive or confident they aren't likely to try and touch you with their hair until they get to know you more. And when they do so they'll see how you react.

So in conclusion it's important to be gentle with their hair and not try to cut off a Kejourou's hair or intentionally damage it. Also they really like scalp massages.

This moment of tl;dr headcanon brought to you by Anon. Good night.

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 22:40:24 2015 No.14515939

>>14515918
Honestly, not really. I mean it's hard to take anyone seriously when they think that shouting things like "kill yourself normie" and "fuck off faggot". Now if someone pulled my name out of their ass I might be taken aback but this is 4chan, the originalfags are naught but a myth, oldfags are nearly dead and gone, and agingfags stopped trying to guide the site towards anything good. All that's left are newfags and summerfags that think they're tough shit because they use 4chan and spout senseless insults at anyone who they perceive to be lesser than them or an easy target.

Sometimes I consider getting off the ride, but then, every now and then, some anon actually shows me something worth sticking around for.

Now if someone wants to answer my bloody question they can go right the fuck ahead, I could care less now since I'm going to activate my imagegrabber now at imgcap. While that's running I'll be off making some tea, try not to kill the internet while I'm gone kiddos.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 22:41:14 2015 No.14515940 >>14515887 We're sixth to last in the cataloug, itll be a few hours at absolute most anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 22:43:52 2015 No.14515945 >>14509696 Conquer death.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 22:55:28 2015 No.14515985 >>14515913 Great taste. When you say "blasphemous sex" what do you mean? And does it involve grabbing other girls by the head and forcing them to blow you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 22:59:59 2015 No.14515998 File: 1.56 MB, 736x1200, kikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikiki2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14511181 >both >>14511237 DICKS Broom and Apron are untouchable sacred relics.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 23:01:05 2015 No.14516001 http://orig09.deviantart.net/2643/f/2015/316/1/5/smother_mothers_by_matsu_sensei-d9gebor.jpg Tits or ass?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 23:02:03 2015 No.14516004 >>14516001 >deviantart Out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 23:02:03 2015 No.14516005 >>14516001 Ass

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 23:03:12 2015 No.14516010 >>14516004 >Matsu_sensei In.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 23:03:16 2015 No.14516011 >>14515998 >>14515998 Where can I acquire an ultra-rare kiki?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 23:03:29 2015 No.14516012 >>14516001 Why not both? I'm somewhat frustrated that the facesitting one got a variant where she sits on his dick but the breast smothering one didn't get a paizuri variant.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 23:04:14 2015 No.14516013 >>14515998 http://i.imgur.com/HejAUy5.png?1 YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW I GOT THESE SCARS?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 23:05:18 2015 No.14516015 >>14515985 I'm keeping that to myself for the time being.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 23:06:23 2015 No.14516018 >>14516011 Chernobyl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 23:07:20 2015 No.14516023 >>14516001 Tits. The answer is always tits, especially with Matsu. Besides, Mattie's probably his cutest character.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 23:07:48 2015 No.14516024 >>14516001 Both.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 23:09:37 2015 No.14516031 >>14516013 Show me the scars on your tits, Cleaner!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 23:12:32 2015 No.14516041 >>14515475 きたああああ！！

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 23:13:46 2015 No.14516044

>>14515787

Just imagine it. She beckons you to come to her while she sits on the bed. As you come closer she leans toward you and hugs and leg locks you. She slowly falls on the bed while still hugging you closely. And then you notice her hair closing around the both of you slowly and slowly until finally you feel her hair against you, pressing you closely to her. You can barely see anything around aside from some openings in the hair so it doesn't get too stuffy. The smell of her hair is all around you it and quickly fills your head making you unable and unwilling to think of anything but this moment. As you get an erection your Kejourou wife urges you on in whispers. As though they were magic words you immediately begin thrusting in and out of her like your life depended on it and her moving her hips as well, kissing your ear and whispering for you to keep going. As you cum deep inside her she unwraps her hair from the both of you so you can breathe more easily, still embracing you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 23:24:02 2015 No.14516066 >>14516013 Thanks Doc

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 23:24:29 2015 No.14516067

>>14516044
A straight cocoon is too boring. The insides should be moving too, stroking your everywhere like hundreds of gentle hands and urging you deeper inside of her. Also, if she fails to not only leg-lock but full body hair-lock you she's failed as a kejourou.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 23:26:22 2015 No.14516073 >>14516067 Now you're thinkin'!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 23:28:30 2015 No.14516077 >>14516001 Why not both?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 23:28:45 2015 No.14516078 >>14515922 This hits the mark for at least three of my fetishes. Post more cyborg monster girls

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 23:28:55 2015 No.14516079 Good night anons, hope ya'll dream of yer favorite girl

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 23:30:02 2015 No.14516080 >>14516077 Well, you could go with both, but let's say you're in a situation where you can only choose one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 23:31:40 2015 No.14516084 >>14516079 I don't have one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 23:31:42 2015 No.14516085 >>14516079 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Af-pb4ewfE

Anonymous Mon Dec 21 23:32:33 2015 No.14516087

>A lewd holstaurus tomboy will never pin you to a wall with her tits and hit on you while grinding her them against you.
>She'll never ride you senseless and then cuddle up to you afterwards.
Why the fuck was I born in the reality where monstergirls aren't real?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 23:35:01 2015 No.14516090 >>14516087 Such is life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 23:38:24 2015 No.14516093 >>14516087 She's either very strong or they're very big if they can pin a person.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 23:38:34 2015 No.14516095 >>14516087 >Being dominated by a cow girl >Being dominated by a monster girl at all. Wow anon, you're such a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 23:40:52 2015 No.14516099 >>14516093 Little from column A, little from column B. >>14516095 It's my fantasy and I won't be judged for it you insecure shitstain.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 23:40:53 2015 No.14516100 >>14516087 I want to wear red and get ridden nto bone meal by a cute Minotaurus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 23:41:17 2015 No.14516101 >>14512584 I want that sweater

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 23:42:50 2015 No.14516105 >>14516099 Too bad anon, you're being judged super hard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 23:43:10 2015 No.14516107 You're all playing the EMG browser game for cute monster girls right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 23:44:14 2015 No.14516112 >>14516107 You fucking bet, motherfucker.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 23:44:58 2015 No.14516115 >>14516107 I owe my soul to Boatsluts though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 23:46:15 2015 No.14516121 Word was I could get monster girl art here, that true?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 23:47:35 2015 No.14516124 >>14516121 Nope, just human art and human art accessories.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 23:47:47 2015 No.14516126 >>14516115 Abyssals deserve to be in a better game.

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