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These vampires are sleeping in your bed, what do?

>> No.14497700

kissu on head

>> No.14497777

Grab holy water (old souvenir from Lourdes) and slam the windows open whille brandishing the silverware.

>> No.14497790


>> No.14497799

Crawl under bed, make loud spooky noises.

>> No.14497801

Lay at the feet of the bed and sleep like a dog.

>> No.14497815

Make eggs. Then make them eat the eggs when they wake up.

>> No.14497821


>> No.14497845

But I don't have a bed. I sleep on the floor. I'd hate to see them sleeping on the floor so I'd probably get under them and try my best to be their bed.

>> No.14498484


>> No.14498493
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Wake up sucka

I hate vampires

>> No.14498502

Close the fucking curtains, scold Sakuya for not doing it and go sleep in the guest coffin.

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Sneak between them, have the greatest time of my life until Remilia wakes up and kills me

>> No.14498598

Ask my mom where she picked them up.

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>> No.14498696

Clean my sheets. There must be a lot of dirt if vampires are sleeping in them.

>> No.14498841

Get my piss blessed by a priest, then i'd blast them with holy piss.

>> No.14498880

>guest coffin
>most of furniture in SDM was made by human villagers
Those poor carpenters.

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>> No.14499031

sleep tight vamper

>> No.14499644

Take out my belt.

>> No.14499691

Pour running water next to them in a cup, and watch as the cute mistress wets the bed~

>> No.14499699

And then spank her in front of her little sister. Brilliant.

>> No.14499704
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She will be so embarrassed.
She is supposed to be the older sister, and she is getting punished.

>> No.14499708

Yes. The humiliation will be supreme.

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Read them a story

Maybe then they'll finally pay their goddamn tab

>> No.14501772

Stick my head under the covers so I can get a good sniff of her lolibodies aromas and feel their warmth on my face.