Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Sat Dec 12 20:16:06 2015 No.14480141 [Reply] [Original]

It's a monster eat monster world.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 20:17:03 2015 No.14480147 File: 967 KB, 1000x1100, 35125191_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] first for succubutts

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 20:17:24 2015 No.14480150 Maids are olev

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 20:18:27 2015 No.14480155 File: 51 KB, 1876x374, Succubutt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14480147 I want to be seduced by a succubutt

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 20:19:25 2015 No.14480157 >>14480147 Wilmarina a shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 20:19:32 2015 No.14480159 File: 253 KB, 541x700, big chuff.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >no jinko waifu I got to see tigers yesterday along with a bunch of other big cats at an animal sanctuary. They all had depressing stories as to why they were there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 20:20:41 2015 No.14480168 >>14480157 ur a shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 20:23:22 2015 No.14480183 >>14480150 Kikis are olev.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 20:24:49 2015 No.14480187
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>Christmas-obsessed yeti waifu
>House is transformed into a proud, awe-inspiring tribute to the holiday
>She insists on sleeping in Christmas-themed 'jammies'
>She has so many Christmas songs stuck in her head that she can't help but sing them during 'intimate times'
>Like when jackin' you off as foreplay. She even coordinates the strokes of her hand to the rhythm. "Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus Laaaaaane!"
>"...Sweetie, I know this is fun for you, but...could you maybe tone it down on the holiday stuff until we finish?"
>She looks at you. Pouts. Her hand doesn't stop moving but the rhythm of her strokes change. "You're a mean one...Mr. Griiiiiiinch."

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 20:28:48 2015 No.14480198 I want to play pokemon with monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 20:29:05 2015 No.14480201 File: 289 KB, 896x729, she owns your house.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want Fushimi-chan to own my house.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 20:29:31 2015 No.14480203 >>14480201 Fushimi is a bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 20:30:05 2015 No.14480208 File: 1.03 MB, 1050x1680, 1449436154633.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14480155 Succubi are love.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 20:30:42 2015 No.14480210 >>14480198 As in, the actual vidya, or do you mean some weird equivalent where monster girls are the pokemon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 20:31:02 2015 No.14480211 I love monstergirls

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 20:31:09 2015 No.14480213 >>14480201 me too i also want kemonono to continue that series

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 20:31:21 2015 No.14480214 >>14480211 no you don't

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 20:32:51 2015 No.14480225 >>14480147 How about a real Succubus. http://i.imgur.com/fAwBGnm.png

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 20:32:54 2015 No.14480226 >>14480210 The second one but for real.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 20:33:14 2015 No.14480228 So what do people mean by ManyEyedHydra H-Verse?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 20:33:28 2015 No.14480229 File: 597 KB, 1252x805, fushimi2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14480203 YOU'RE a bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 20:33:51 2015 No.14480231 File: 839 KB, 1000x1000, 1449962162505.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are all Cheshire purple?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 20:35:12 2015 No.14480234 >>14480229 Not as much of a bitch as she is, garbage girl from a garbage series.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 20:35:57 2015 No.14480237 >>14480225 >passive guy That's a real succubus but that lucky guy really needs to take some initiative

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 20:36:03 2015 No.14480238 >>14480228 What is that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 20:37:15 2015 No.14480245 >>14480231 Except the rare shiny ones, they are purple.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 20:37:37 2015 No.14480246 >>14480231 Purple is my favorite color

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 20:38:48 2015 No.14480251 >>14480201 >>14480229 She looks cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 20:39:40 2015 No.14480257 File: 3.23 MB, 2952x3543, Yao Best Girl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14480201 Flat Yao is a good girl. Would waifu her just the same as regular Yao along with Alma.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 20:40:11 2015 No.14480259 >>14480225 RIP straightest shota ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 20:41:42 2015 No.14480264 >>14480237 >passive This is MGQ, m8 He is not passive, he is dead

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 20:42:02 2015 No.14480265 >>14480231 Cheshires*

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 20:42:05 2015 No.14480266 >>14480238 Somebody yesterday mentioned ManyEyedHydra H-verse without the soul vore. Was wondering what they meant.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 20:42:08 2015 No.14480267 I wanna smoosh my face into some Wurm tiddies

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 20:42:28 2015 No.14480269 File: 312 KB, 953x1400, fushimi4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14480251 Fushimi is the cutest.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 20:42:59 2015 No.14480273 >>14480201 This artist is still alive? Source? Google failed me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 20:43:05 2015 No.14480275 >>14480225 I don't think that artist can into foreshortening.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 20:45:21 2015 No.14480281 File: 177 KB, 1406x810, 1449900227149.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14480264 >MGQ

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 20:46:40 2015 No.14480286 >>14480228 I like his eroge's walkthroughs such as the last Violated hero games and Monmusu quest paradox for example. I like his h-stories too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 20:50:06 2015 No.14480294 File: 14 KB, 251x297, 1443754199412.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14480286 >eroge's walkthroughs ...why?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 20:50:41 2015 No.14480297 >>14480281 I kind of wish some faggot would get to making a quest called Monster Girl Quest.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 20:52:20 2015 No.14480300 File: 165 KB, 860x626, 145367869545.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] G'day Bruce!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 20:52:59 2015 No.14480303 >>14480297 Why

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 20:53:16 2015 No.14480305 >>14480300 That fucking doujin.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 20:58:06 2015 No.14480320 >>14480300 Would monster girl land have zoos?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 20:58:43 2015 No.14480324 >>14480320 More like heavy petting zoos

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 21:00:28 2015 No.14480331 >>14480303 To segue out of conversations about MGQ into conversation about a different MGQ with less bullshit. I'm honestly surprised a generic monster girl quest doesn't already fucking exist, you'd think we'd be buried under them at this point.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 21:00:57 2015 No.14480332 >>14480245 I want a red and white Cheshire and I want to call her Valentine.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 21:01:12 2015 No.14480334 File: 850 KB, 640x1008, 1447970339457.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BIG BOOTY HELLHOUNDS

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 21:02:09 2015 No.14480337 >>14480320 Sure, but it'd be more like a housing complex for exotic Monster Girl life. Determining whether they're ready to be introduced or not. Some can be quite dangerous and feral.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 21:05:15 2015 No.14480343 >>14480334 FAT BOTTOM HOUNDS. YOU MAKE THE ROCKIN' WORLD GO 'ROUND.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 21:05:23 2015 No.14480345 >>14480300 Fucking terrible doujin.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 21:06:21 2015 No.14480349 >>14480337 Yeah, but how do we make this a sex thing?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 21:06:34 2015 No.14480350 >>14480334 TOP BUTTER FACE

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 21:10:51 2015 No.14480359

>>14480349
Well, I guess every now and then one would break out.

Like that Giant Cave Ushi-Oni they found in a jungle deep in the Amazon, isolated from society for centuries, who broke out and is still on the loose somewhere.

Pure white fur, pale skin, blood red eyes, shark teeth, sort of hard to miss if you bump into her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 21:13:08 2015 No.14480367 >>14480334 That face is ugly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 21:13:19 2015 No.14480369 File: 314 KB, 480x640, 5cf55e82db92a880232cd6fde0853b4e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14480331 Speaking of, does anyone have any good ideas for incorporating MGE's world into the mechanics of an RPG?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 21:14:44 2015 No.14480373 >>14480369 Don't forget the sex

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 21:15:05 2015 No.14480374 >>14480367 Just like yours.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 21:18:14 2015 No.14480384 >>14480369 I'm not sure, but one of the starting zones needs to be Maus Hills.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 21:20:44 2015 No.14480389 >>14480384 But anon, you never leave the Maus Hills.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 21:23:22 2015 No.14480400

>>14480373
Yeah, but like how? Sex in normal systems generally doesn't have nearly the significance it would in any setting with MGs, and if you consider for a moment the fact that MGE is a happy ending type setting, standard combat mechanics don't really fit, but an RPG or quest or whatever without combat mechanics is probably pretty boring.

Do you just replace combat with sex as a mechanic?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 21:23:52 2015 No.14480403 >>14480389 Only if you lose to the Cheese Bandits, then they hold you ransom for cheese.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 21:24:53 2015 No.14480410 File: 618 KB, 1600x1200, A cutey.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14480264 That's not true he's alive and fine. Lot's of cuties keep you alive.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 21:25:22 2015 No.14480412 >>14480369 >>> Anonkun Just seach monstergirl tag, there's like 20 quests who have modified it for smut and chaste games

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 21:33:34 2015 No.14480435 >>14480400 Have enemies be robots or some kind of demonic beast, or heck, just make it a fucking Newtype monster if you want combat so much.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 21:36:38 2015 No.14480447 >>14480435 >telepathic manticore with the ability to use her barbs like fin funnels

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 21:37:26 2015 No.14480451 >>14480410 Well it is Alma Elma to be fair.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 21:39:49 2015 No.14480460 >>14480400 Yeah, I guess beating the shit out of one another in a waifu simulator wouldn't make much sense

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 21:41:57 2015 No.14480463 >>14480447 Gundam with monster girls seems like a pretty neat idea.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 21:42:43 2015 No.14480466 >Be out in the woods. >See big tough wolf looking at you. >Get scared and start running >She catches up and even gets in front of you. >You're prepared for rape. >She just brushes up against you, hugs your and licks you How do you react?

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 21:43:53 2015 No.14480468

>>14480463
Whenever I think about GundamXMonsterGirls, one roadblock that always comes up would be controls for girls with significantly non-human body-shapes; such as tauric-types, mermaids, lamiae, etc.

The only thing that really comes to mind is the Mobile Trace ala Funsaiki.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 21:44:07 2015 No.14480470 >>14480466 Stab her while her guard is down. I already know were this licking is heading.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 21:44:50 2015 No.14480475 >>14480466 Ruffle her hair.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 21:46:56 2015 No.14480479 >>14480466 Hug back and pet her head I guess.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 21:47:11 2015 No.14480481 File: 673 KB, 768x768, Untitled-1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14480466 Give her the chocolate.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 21:47:51 2015 No.14480484 >>14480481 H-how is she gonna eat it with her mouth all taped up?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 21:47:54 2015 No.14480485 >>14480466 Stay still hopefully she goes away

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 21:48:50 2015 No.14480487 >>14480484 That's a secret, Anonymous.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 21:48:52 2015 No.14480488 >>14480466 Hug back and scratch behind her ear, but brace myself for the inevitable.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 21:49:01 2015 No.14480489 >>14480468 >still waiting on Miia wearing a Trace suit piloting Cobra Gundam

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 21:51:19 2015 No.14480495 >>14480489 Commission it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 21:52:05 2015 No.14480497 >>14480487 Tell me! I wanna know!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 21:52:21 2015 No.14480500 >>14480466 Play coy and make her work for it. I want ear nibbles and her to whisper all the lewd things we're going to do.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 21:53:25 2015 No.14480503 >>14480466 Sic the Irish Wolfhound girl on her.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 21:54:21 2015 No.14480504
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>>14480495
I suppose having it colored would be cool, wouldn't it?
But who would be willing to take on a commission like that, with a monster girl AND a mecha in the same piece?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 21:54:36 2015 No.14480506 I want to give my Kobold daughteru an innocent bellyrub while my waifu and I whisper all sorts of unspeakably dirty things in her ear!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 21:55:18 2015 No.14480507 File: 275 KB, 1195x720, four mouths.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14480497

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 21:56:09 2015 No.14480510 >>14480507 It's going in her butt?

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 21:56:32 2015 No.14480511

>>14480470
You are placed under arrest for murder and serve 10 years with no parole.
>>14480475
She ruffles your back with her tongue
>>14480479
She continues
>>14480481
She has an upset stomach afterwards
>>14480485
She checks your heart to make sure you're still alive every now and then. Eventually she gets tired and falls asleep curled up in front of you
>>14480488
After she kicks her back leg in joy she mounts you. 9 months later you are now the father of 6 wolf pups.
>>14480500
She goes up to your ear and whispers "Awoo"

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 21:58:48 2015 No.14480517 What would be the equivalent to shounen anime for MGs?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 21:59:06 2015 No.14480518 >>14480466 Share juice box.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 21:59:51 2015 No.14480520 >>14480504 Well, if the price is right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 21:59:59 2015 No.14480521 >>14480511 >Now the father of 6 wolf pups. Good end. Werewolves are love.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 22:00:07 2015 No.14480522 >>14480517 Shonen anime with monster girl leads of course.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 22:01:08 2015 No.14480525 >>14480517 MGs protecting the smiles of their non-yuri compatriots and protecting the smiles of shotas and bishies.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 22:01:28 2015 No.14480529 >>14480504 >But who would be willing to take on a commission like that, with a monster girl AND a mecha in the same piece? There's one guy I know who happens in specialize in both those fields http://soft.moe/

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 22:01:42 2015 No.14480530 >>14480517 Shows like Rapeman.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 22:02:25 2015 No.14480532 File: 284 KB, 720x480, Literally not a fox.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14480511 >stomach ache This is what happens when one is given a year to prepare. Absolute victory.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 22:03:03 2015 No.14480535 File: 702 KB, 2048x2032, doom ushi-oni_s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14480529 Confirming. Dunno if he's open for commissions right now though. You'd have to email him or ask on twitter.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 22:03:28 2015 No.14480537 >>14480511 >She continues I guess I'll have to immobilize her by rubbing her stomach and playing with her ears. Then when the opportunity shows itself that wolf girl is getting fucked silly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 22:04:41 2015 No.14480540 >>14480410 Not Alma-Elma that's for sure Even in her ending she turns you into public's cumpump. In all other encounters she kills you

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 22:04:46 2015 No.14480541 >>14480504 Any artfags that have mecha and anime in their gallery are a good bet. .less might be able to take it on too if he has commissions open.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 22:05:01 2015 No.14480544 File: 836 KB, 1004x847, 1443317082754.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14480529 >Commission Price: $80-160 for 1 chara and background. Welp! Better save up for some good old snake girl art, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 22:05:42 2015 No.14480546 File: 279 KB, 1066x856, 1440336530665.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14480540 She doesn't kill you in the BJ ending.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 22:10:05 2015 No.14480553 File: 853 KB, 267x200, Rapeman to the rescue.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14480530 >Rapeman This show is pretty good

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 22:11:28 2015 No.14480555 >>14480546 What BJ end? I don't remember

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 22:13:45 2015 No.14480565 >>14480553 >Has the superpower ability to stop women from enjoying the rape if the start to like it ... either the most useful or the most useless superpower in an MGE-based setting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 22:17:37 2015 No.14480579 >>14480511 >In the middle of a forest >Somehow found and charged with murder after defending myself I dont think so tim

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 22:17:40 2015 No.14480580
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>>14480555
This one.

Also both Colloseums Luka survives.

More importantly, she would have kept him alive in her Castle sex ending if he hadn't insulted her hardcore.

Luka was being a real fuckhead at that point.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 22:21:26 2015 No.14480595 >>14480579 They can smell your crimes

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 22:21:35 2015 No.14480596 >>14480580 Speaking of Subway, do you think Jared would like Baphomets?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 22:22:27 2015 No.14480598 >>14480595 STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 22:24:02 2015 No.14480610

>>14480579
>No blood on her hands
>No weapons beside yours
>No injuries on your body

No, it seems pretty clear cut. If your no-witness logic was valid, literally anyone could get away with murder by doing it in private and claiming self-defence every time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 22:25:22 2015 No.14480619 I'm going to verb the noun and there's nothing you can do to verb me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 22:27:05 2015 No.14480624 File: 181 KB, 1920x1080, I know when you commit crimes, what crimes you've commited, and where you are at all times. I will find you. And I will arrest you.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14480598 No one can outrun the law.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 22:28:12 2015 No.14480627 >>14480535 Shitty wannabe cow-spider needs to go and stay fucking go.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 22:31:06 2015 No.14480638 >>14480507 I wish less drew tailpussies a little better. They just don't look all that appealing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 22:31:30 2015 No.14480639 File: 262 KB, 858x800, 1436758740639.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14480187 We need a Christmas-ready Yeti that isn't dressed as Santa

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 22:38:43 2015 No.14480662 >>14480639 >isn't dressed as Santa What's even the point if I can't make jokes about going down her chimney, giving her my red-nosed reindeer or guiding her sleigh up and down my dick all night?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 22:39:06 2015 No.14480663 >>14480638 Yeah, all orifices need to be drawn as pixelated squares as per nippon tradition.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 22:39:14 2015 No.14480666 >>14480627 But she's just like your monstergirls. Don't you want to have sex with her?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 22:39:33 2015 No.14480667 >>14480619 I got nothing clever so I'm just going to call you a faggot and end it at that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 22:40:41 2015 No.14480671 File: 750 KB, 1754x1240, rsfk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] dis boat a good boat

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 22:41:06 2015 No.14480673 >>14480666 No, I don't. Especially because she's related to one of the two Devas.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 22:42:01 2015 No.14480675 >>14480671 All Abyssals are cute boats.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 22:42:14 2015 No.14480677 >>14480300 sauce?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 22:42:26 2015 No.14480679 >>14480663 You know what I mean, anon. They're not very meaty or tight looking. Though cute little lovebulbs are fine too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 22:42:29 2015 No.14480680 >>14480662 >I'm Dreaming of a White (and Fluffy) Christmas >Rapin' Around the Christmas Tree >Put a top hat on her and she thinks she's Frosty

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 22:43:15 2015 No.14480681 >>14480269 sauce?

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 22:46:39 2015 No.14480689

>>14480228
>>14480266
Hi again. It's the universe one or two of his stories take place (the slime-girl one, the plant girl one, and a certain succubus/holst one, if I remember). Actually referred to as H-Space.
Just think of a portal from our world into a world that seems entirely alien and barren, until you venture in too far and the monstergirls start crawling out of the woodwork in full force, even to the point where they'll invade our world at times.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 22:50:13 2015 No.14480697 >>14480673 Oh it's you again. Kindly take your butthurt elsewhere.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 22:51:39 2015 No.14480702

Good news, everyone! Monster girls are now real and everyone's getting husbando'd! It's a glorious day for mankind!

Bad news, everyone! Because you're all a bunch of no-good, stinky, shut-in NEETs, the only monsters that are attracted to you are devil bugs! Enjoy losing your virginity to disgusting roach pussy!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 22:52:07 2015 No.14480704 >>14480673 But she has lots of legs and is big and strong!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 22:52:08 2015 No.14480705 >>14480697 >posting bait >in 2015 Anon...

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 22:52:11 2015 No.14480707 >>14480681 >Wanting to be spoon fed. It's somewhere in the comment chains and their branches. It's already been posted.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 22:52:41 2015 No.14480708 >>14480702 But I actually have people come over to my place. And go to work. I'm the opposite of a NEET.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 22:53:27 2015 No.14480709 >>14480704 Don't bother replying to him. He throws a fit about anything that's related to people he doesn't like and calls it bait when you point this out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 22:53:57 2015 No.14480711 >>14480702 I probably won't get the manticore or hellhound of my dreams, but I'd like to think I'm at least yeti or succubus tier

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 22:54:18 2015 No.14480712 >>14480702 It's okay. I'm already taken, so-to-speak. I got that dank loli poon.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 22:54:54 2015 No.14480715

>>14480704
>>14480697
I don't care if she has lots of legs, neither SHODAN nor AM can make me love her, and my anal crevasse is in tip-top shape thank you.

>>14480689
Oh, -that H-Space-. I thought you just meant the whole shit with Hell being abstract and parallel to Earth over an entire multiverse like in his Succubus series.

Thanks for clearing that up. Sea Anenome a shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 22:54:55 2015 No.14480716 >>14480702 I doubt that a devil bug would want anything to do with me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 22:55:52 2015 No.14480718 >>14480702 But I have a job you silly anon! I think the very least I could get is a Mousegirl which is 100% okay with me.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 22:55:55 2015 No.14480719

>>14480159
>wanting a tiger waifu
ROMANTIC DEGENERACY

"The romantic movement, in art, in literature, and in politics, is bound up with this subjective way of judging men, not as members of a community, but as aesthetically delightful objects of contemplation. Tigers are more beautiful than sheep, but we prefer them behind bars. The typical romantic removes the bars and enjoys the magnificent leaps with which the tiger annihilates the sheep. He exhorts men to imagine themselves tigers, and when he succeeds the results are not wholly pleasant."

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>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 22:58:00 2015 No.14480728 >>14480726 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 22:58:49 2015 No.14480731

>>14480708
>>14480711
>>14480712
>>14480716
>>14480718
Nope! Enjoy being perpetually violated by your weird, subliterate, inbred cockroach rape-daughters for the rest of your miserable lives!

And to think, /jp/, that you could have avoided this by just cleaning your disgusting room every once in a while!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 22:59:09 2015 No.14480732 File: 994 KB, 858x1200, 47aa9f08df7699c5672f42be8acd6dec.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14480671 >you will never conquer the seven seas with your harem of albino boats

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 22:59:46 2015 No.14480735 >>14480726 Haohi a fatty.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 22:59:53 2015 No.14480736 >>14480731 It's sad times when there isn't anything more exciting to do than reply to this shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:00:28 2015 No.14480737 File: 1.96 MB, 770x720, snowglobe.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14480639 Just make that bitch into a snow globe. People love snow globes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:00:42 2015 No.14480738 >>14480732 >Wo-tan as Doof >Pushing boatsluts when they're not even MGs Anon fucking please, you cannot bribe this one with Angel Combustion.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:01:16 2015 No.14480740 >>14480731 My room is always clean you double nigger.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:03:00 2015 No.14480744 >>14480737 Oh my god. She's beautiful.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:03:27 2015 No.14480746 >>14480709 It's ironic that I can't dislike Mecha Ushi-Oni because of her creator but it's perfectly okay to hate Haohi or Laska when they're not the worst we've had. Euthanasia-Faggot still exists.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:03:38 2015 No.14480747 >>14480731 Eh, you got me there. I think it's humid enough here for an Akaname though, and I'd settle for one of them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:05:08 2015 No.14480752 >>14480400 Just do it in a system that isn't built around a combat engine. Any of the toolbox systems could suffice. I'd do it in FATE because I don't want to bother spending hours building perfect rape machines in GURPS.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:05:50 2015 No.14480754 >>14480737 Give a Shoggoth or Mindflayer that sparkle look. They'll be Cosmos as fuck man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:06:28 2015 No.14480759 File: 153 KB, 625x1000, liliwurm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Some people just can't handle perfection.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:06:47 2015 No.14480761 Would wolf girls french kiss men as a form of greeting?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:07:05 2015 No.14480762 >>14480738 >they're not even MGs Abyssals are just as much MGs as elfs, cyclops, and oni.In fact most of them are just really pale oni.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:07:17 2015 No.14480764 >>14480759 How would liliwurm react to being offered a pie?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:07:52 2015 No.14480766 >>14480764 Rape.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:07:52 2015 No.14480767 >>14480746 Mecha Ushi-Oni exists as art only. Laska is the spawn of he who ruined the thread for a solid three months and Haohi is a character created by he who sucks the un-namable one's dick.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:09:25 2015 No.14480772 >>14480702 I've been tainted by the human pussy. Banishment to the Matango fields is a fitting punishment for the likes of scum like myself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:09:29 2015 No.14480773 >>14480766 Then she is no true descendant of the wurm. She must be shunned and denied headpats. Everyone knows that wurms and wurm hybrids have a lust for pie.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:09:34 2015 No.14480774 >>14480764 Turn the pie into a Monster Girl.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:09:55 2015 No.14480776
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>>14480754
>Cosmos
>Not Kos, or Kosm

>>14480767
So basically Bellatrix LeStrange and Voldemort versus art only. I really don't care for the guy's art style making her look like an amputee using an artifical abdomen for locomotive purposes rather than a cyborg Ushi-Oni who's more fused to the machinery.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:10:55 2015 No.14480781 >>14480773 Sounds like someone is asking for another serving of rape.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:11:39 2015 No.14480783

I want to be awkwardly romanced by a tomboy succubus who is sick of her mother telling her that she has to learn how to seduce men like a real succubus.
I want her to get flustered when I kiss her on the nose, or when I hug her.
I want to tenderly give her my virginity as I take hers.
I want her to take me to meet her parents and fluster her mother by showing up holding my tomboy succubus girlfriend's hand.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:12:12 2015 No.14480784 >>14480726 Draw more Clare and her delicious bubblebutt

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:12:23 2015 No.14480785 >>14480761 I hope so

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:13:03 2015 No.14480786 >>14480774 Still not a real wurm. >>14480781 She's still not a real wurm! She's probably a lamia playing dress up!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:13:45 2015 No.14480787 >>14480786 More rape? Coming up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:14:24 2015 No.14480789 >>14480787 what exactly does she hope to accomplish with all of this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:14:57 2015 No.14480790 >>14480789 Rape.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:15:27 2015 No.14480792 >>14480786 What if Liliwurm split the pie with you, thanked you, and then dragged you to her bedroom to have rough primal sex with you for the rest of the night? And then the next morning she claims you as her husband.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:16:29 2015 No.14480796 >>14480789 She wants your babies anon! One thousand babies!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:16:46 2015 No.14480797 >>14480787 Not a true wurm. That's good, a true wurm appreciate's pie

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:17:40 2015 No.14480800 I want a Hellhound to make me a poached egg using only her cleavage.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:17:51 2015 No.14480801 >>14480796 One thousand babies?!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:18:06 2015 No.14480803 >>14480797 Honestly, it doesn't really matter what you do or say to Liliwurm. It's response to everything it's mate does is rape, or getting rid of things that prevent rape.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:19:40 2015 No.14480810 >>14480800 That is if it doesn't explode in her cleavage.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:20:04 2015 No.14480811 >>14480797 >Not a true wurm. Ironically, this "rape rape rape" is the closest to KC canon a wurm has been yet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:20:45 2015 No.14480814 >>14480800 If she could do that to an egg, imagine what Paizuri would feel like. >>14480801 Wurms are explosive breeders. Liliwurm is even more so.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:22:26 2015 No.14480821

>>14480810
I wonder how she'd react to her husband eating the scrambled eggs that are now all over her tits.
I should not be this into foodplay, but here I am wishing a Hellhound would tie me up, blindfold me, spray whipped cream onto me, and then lick it off slowly and sensually.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:23:13 2015 No.14480826 >>14480776 >Insulting Mother Kos by not being able to properly understand her name Do you not hear the dripping of the lake?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:23:39 2015 No.14480829 File: 536 KB, 555x1200, 1439680117269.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14480732 I'd do many things to a harbour.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:24:27 2015 No.14480834

>>14480814
They should watch out for that.
Explosive pregnancy is a dangerous thing.

One moment you and your damphir waifu are relaxing at the swimming pool and the next moment she looks like she swallowed a beach ball and her tits are leaking milk faster than a holst on cocain.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:24:28 2015 No.14480835

>>14480762
Please, the only shit you could do with an Abyssal is some silly and contrived story of a former Captain/sailor who goes to the grave site of his ship.

Only to be assaulted by an Abyssal with a chip on her shoulder about being left alone in the cold and the dark.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:24:55 2015 No.14480837

>>14480814
>Wurms are explosive breeders.

I think KC said something suggesting the opposite: like in the real-world food web, the apex predator type MGs have few babies, but your simpler and smaller creatures like herbivores, insects, and slimes produce much faster.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:25:56 2015 No.14480840 >>14480726 Draw whatever you like friendo.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:27:02 2015 No.14480845 >>14480837 I thought KC said in some Q&A that mgs actually have low rate fertility and such, which is compensated by the ridiculous amount of time they spend having sex with their husbands.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:27:10 2015 No.14480846 >>14480835 Since it's implied that sunken shipgirls become Abyssals, you could also do a pseudocorruption thing.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:29:35 2015 No.14480856

>>14480846
That's basically the idea I was going for. Sort of like a concept from One Piss where the Klaubautermann of the ship becomes corrupted into an Abyssal.

But by MGE logic that'd mean instead of an Oni creature she'd be a Sea Wan Wan due to the Klabautermann in German folklore being a Kobold. Either way, Abyssals a shit. Except for Seaport Hime.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:29:45 2015 No.14480858 >>14480821 that's not foodplay, that's good taste.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:30:40 2015 No.14480865 >>14480845 Yes, MGs have a low overall fertility rate, but that doesn't mean all MG have an equal fertility rate. So both can be true.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:33:43 2015 No.14480873 >>14480726 Shortstack Anubis flaunting her huge ass.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:34:29 2015 No.14480876 >>14480873 How big we talking? Plump but perky or so huge that I could set a glass of water on it without trouble?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:34:56 2015 No.14480878 >>14480829 Like what?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:36:39 2015 No.14480884 >>14480878 Many euphemisms pertinent to a battleships anatomy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:39:05 2015 No.14480895 >>14480878 Docking his destroyer in her port >>14480767 >Implying you can't like an art style

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:39:37 2015 No.14480898 >>14480865 What about mgs that breed in litters versus those that are human-like in that aspect? Man, the setting can be confusing sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:40:36 2015 No.14480903 >>14480876 I want to fuck an Anubis with an ass that would make a Kakuen jealous. I want to fuck her hard enough that she starts panting and telling me to thrust harder.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:42:02 2015 No.14480908 >>14480903 Would you sink your hands deeply into that soft flesh? Squeezing it while she panted and wiggled her hips, doing her best to fight back pleas for you to stick it in and fill her till she was bursting with pups?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:42:11 2015 No.14480909 >>14480903 What if she actually tells you to stop.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:42:45 2015 No.14480911

>>14480898
I don't think any MGs breed in litters, do they? Firstly because they're not really equipped for it (the informal law of animal reproduction is that the average litter size is the number of nipples divided by two, because generally you shouldn't have more kids than you can feed). Secondly KC mentioned even egg-laying MGs will carry around a single large egg in a pregnant-like belly, so even egglayers won't have huge bunches of kids at once.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:43:38 2015 No.14480913 >>14480846 >>14480856 On that same note I'm open to ideas on how you'd explain the whole Abyssal lovecraft shit appearing without it detracting from the sexy times.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:44:21 2015 No.14480918 >>14480147 thats a succuchest not a succubutt

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:44:27 2015 No.14480919 >>14480909 keep going because that's not the safe word and go deeper because I know that's what she really wants

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:45:44 2015 No.14480923 >>14480911 Egg laying MGs don't need to feed their young.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:47:11 2015 No.14480930

>>14480908
Yes. I want to make her tits and hair bounce with every thrust. I want to feel that soft ass smack against me every time I thrust into her.
I want to hear her cute moans and see her start thrusting her hips against mine too.

>>14480909
Depends. Is she asking me to stop so she can roll over on her back, leglock me inside her, and wrap her arms around me while asking me to at least look her in the eyes while we're doing something so intimate?
Because I'll do that for her. I'll kiss her too, with tongue.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:47:53 2015 No.14480931

>>14480911
Would be kinda weird to have a wolfgirl for example, with all that dog behaviour and shit only give birth to one puppy at a time, i mean what kind of fatheru wouldn't want a litter of puppy daughterus to call his own?

That's the mg setting for us i guess, sometimes i think the whole "build your own fantasy" thing with all the vague information actually confuses more than it actually should.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:49:47 2015 No.14480937 >>14480930 Would you cuddle her tiny body when you'd filled her up? Cuddling her tiny, plush body while her tail slowly wagged between you two?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:50:48 2015 No.14480940 File: 23 KB, 540x452, gazer domo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 1wife

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:52:01 2015 No.14480943 File: 165 KB, 540x704, gazer domo bonus combine.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] +bonus

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:52:15 2015 No.14480945 >>14480919 >Needing a safe word That's pleb-tier anon, real husbands fuck like animals until morning.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:52:45 2015 No.14480946 >>14480754 I have no idea what I'm doing. But attempts were made using the same base. Which was allegedly snow according to google. So perhaps not so sparkle as one might have wanted. https://imgur.com/a/ijHEr

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:53:10 2015 No.14480949 >>14480931 Eh, you have a point. The nipple rule is only for real-world biology, but as we know that real-world biology has little relevance in MG-land. So odds are you're right about litter size.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:54:09 2015 No.14480953 >>14480945 Hey now the last time we didn't have a safe word someone got basted in honey and buried in the desert to be eaten alive by ants. Safe words save lives.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:54:28 2015 No.14480955 >>14480937 What kind of question is that? Of course I would. And then the next morning, she'd wake me up by sucking on my dick while staring at me with half lidded eyes. Goddamn I want a shortstack Anubis wife who's 4'5" tall next to my 5'9"

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:55:10 2015 No.14480956 >>14480943 ahuehuehueheuheuheuehuehue

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:56:15 2015 No.14480959 >>14480953 >Safe words save lives Those also save virginities, don't be a fool, become a sexzerker today.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:56:25 2015 No.14480960 >>14480955 Good man. just be sure to pat her head when she's acting all serious in her business suit and wearing her glasses. She needs it before she goes back to work as the head of HR

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:56:48 2015 No.14480961 >>14480943 I don't know what's making me laugh more, her shit eating grin, or the fact that her eye just extended at least a foot and pierced both the gift wrapping and the box.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:56:58 2015 No.14480962 >>14480940 >>14480943 noice

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:58:50 2015 No.14480968 >>14480946 That's pretty rad.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 00:04:01 2015 No.14480975 File: 587 KB, 2862x1083, MerryChristmas.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14480943 >Old guy with white beard brings you these for presents on Christmas Eve. What do?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 00:04:30 2015 No.14480976 >>14480961 >>14480943 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YlKFtZxWJw&ab_channel=SantiAlasocho Wow, Bender Bending Rodriguez's spanish voice is awesome

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 00:06:17 2015 No.14480980 >>14480975 Ruffle their hair and cuddle them. Dickings will come later.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 00:07:16 2015 No.14480986 >>14480975 This... seems exactly like something parents would do in MGland. Well, he said I could do whatever, so...

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 00:07:43 2015 No.14480989 File: 485 KB, 768x768, 1543784354365.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDYJkXktIg4

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 00:08:16 2015 No.14480990 >>14480975 Train them to be the best superheroes this world has seen. I would give them a really cheesy, bad pun as "Tornado twins" as their superhero nickname.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 00:09:09 2015 No.14480994 >>14480989 Thick meaty scylla is going to get put on a diet. a cuddle diet with plenty of hand holding and tender dickings.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 00:11:19 2015 No.14480996 >>14480975 Cuddle them lovingly and get married to both of them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 00:12:40 2015 No.14481002 >>14480975 Reveal that they were my gift to him all along! Don't palm your shitty kids off on me you old geezer.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 00:15:02 2015 No.14481007 >>14480975 >Getting twin lolis as gifts Is this a game? if so any source? google gives nothing.

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 00:17:43 2015 No.14481017

>>14481002
>Shitty
>Literally consider themselves your servants and will do anything you want

Unless you're a diehard femdom lover, I don't see how they could possibly be a bad thing.

>>14481007
Utawarerumono: Itsuwari no Kamen (not to be confused with the first Utawarerumon). The anime for it is airing this season, but they don't appear until the next upcoming episode.

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 00:22:00 2015 No.14481026

>>14481017
>Unless you're a diehard femdom lover, I don't see how they could possibly be a bad thing.
I have enough trouble looking after myself, I don't wanna look after two sex slaves too. Too much hassle to just get your dick wet, and what is a slave worth anyway? Shitty conversation, unless they're one of those spunky slaves who know how indispensable they are, like those greek scholar slaves the romans used to have to teach their kids. I'd be cool with that, but just another hole isn't indispensable.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 00:23:11 2015 No.14481031 File: 380 KB, 800x717, 1449961154181.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What would a Jubjub experiencing her first Christmas outside of Wonderland be like?

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 00:23:28 2015 No.14481033
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>>14481017
Continuing to be a good beastgirl series after over a decade.
I watched the pilot and it seemed to deliberately echo the original across several scenes while being refreshingly original.
Does it continue being good? Do the twins have some of that great molestation vibe Dori and Gura had?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 00:25:42 2015 No.14481041 >>14481031 She'd be too busy screwing some guy to notice or care.

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 00:28:26 2015 No.14481049

>>14481026
>I have enough trouble looking after myself, I don't wanna look after two sex slaves too. Too much hassle...

Uhhh, I hate to break it to you anon, but servants are probably the lowest upkeep waifus you'll ever get. Having a waifu in an equal relationship means you'll do half the work, or a dominant waifu probably means more than half. Unless you're going to be single forever, servant-waifus are your best bet -- hell, they can probably be even less work than living by yourself, since they'll do most of the chores you'd usually need to do.

>>14481033
It's a decent series, imo. Though more slice-of-life and less outright haremy than the first one (main girl acts more like a mother/sister than a crush, so I think loli-twins are the only ones who actively seek the D)

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 00:30:40 2015 No.14481053 >>14481049 >so I think loli-twins are the only ones who actively seek the D oh my

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 00:32:36 2015 No.14481059 >>14481049 So they are actually sex slaves in the game no matter what? by the way the old dude said "cherish or use them" i thought there was a daughteru end implied.

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 00:34:14 2015 No.14481065

>>14481049
>Uhhh, I hate to break it to you anon, but servants are probably the lowest upkeep waifus you'll ever get
The fact that they have upkeep already makes them shit. They can't do anything without you, you have to look after them. A good waifu can also look after herself.
>half the work
What do you even consider as work? House hold chores? I already have to do it all, a waifu helping me with half is great. Slaves don't do that, they just replace household maintenance with slave maintenance.
>sub/dom
Any waifu who sits back and expects you to do everything is shit, regardless of if she likes to hold you from behind and tease your ears while jerking you off, or if she likes to be bent over and taken dominantly.

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 00:36:12 2015 No.14481075
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>>14480821
>Wake up in bed with your hellhound waifu
>As always, she's still dozing, snoring with a barely audible rumble
>She barely stirs when you wake her, growling and grumbling, wrapping a leg around you
>It takes a few seconds to dislodge yourself
>She protests, but you tell her you'll make her breakfast in bed today
>Something rocks back and forth beneath the covers, making them oscillate
>Whup-whup-whup-whup-whup-whup
>You head downstairs to prepare everything you'll need
>And head back upstairs not even a minute later, carrying two plates, a packet of bacon, a loaf of bread, and two eggs
>Your waifu looks up as you return, and asks why you've just so happened to come back up with all that stuff
>Before she can even finish her sentence, you're straddling her, leaning down and kissing with such furiously loving passion that most of her body warms up until her skin's glowing orange
>It begins
>You break the kiss, backing up so that you sit right atop her crotch, grinding down on her inflamed lips
>Her nipples are glowing like drops of molten iron, and any sweat forming on her skin turns to steam the instant it forms
>So you take out two slices of bread, and, with no small amount of fondling, tweaking and pinching, slot them both between the hellhound's invitingly warm breasts
>Grabbing her paws, you guide them to her breasts, keeping them squeezed together while you ready the bacon
>Remember: Always preheat
>With a single finger, you trace along the slight valleys of her abdominal muscles, travelling up and down, all along her smooth, firm six-pack
>You can feel her clench and spasm as you tease her, and she moans desperately, contracting and bucking, when you gently press into her navel with a fingertip, wriggling it in there just slightly
>Before she has a chance to recover, you take each strip of bacon and lay it down on her abdomen in rows, hearing them sizzle the moment they touch the hellhound's literally incandescent skin
>Judging by her reaction, it looks like she's getting off on the feeling of the meat cooking upon her own body
>Not willing to stop now, you take the eggs, and crack each one over a nipple, letting the nutrious mix of yolk and albumen flow onto her breasts, mixing with just the small amount of spicy milk leaking from her teats
>The sudden introduction of the gooey eggs surrounding her breasts, and your constant teasing drives her over the edge
>She climaxes, bucking her hips so hard you have to actually hold on to her to avoid being thrown completely off the bed
>When she eventually comes back down, you slip both slices of perfectly cooked toast from between her breasts, peeling away the gold-around-the-edges fried eggs in the process
>They join the bacon on the plates, one of which you hand over to her
>She digs in, mind still partially fuzzy and melty from the afterglow, to the point where the taste of breakfast itself seems to send her into another state of bliss
>Just another morning with your hellhound waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 00:41:15 2015 No.14481087 >>14481075 >A hellhound so hot with sexual need that you can actually cook on her Not sure why this blew my mind so much.

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 00:42:11 2015 No.14481089

>>14481065
>Slaves don't do...household chores.
>Slaves just make more work for you.

I'm...not sure you're grasping the full concept of a servant or slave.

Or the fact that they can, you know, think and interpret what you want rather than be micromanaged 24/7 like RTS units. Particularly since they're willing slaves that don't need to be under guard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 00:43:59 2015 No.14481092 x is best girl

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 00:44:00 2015 No.14481093 >>14481089 >Slaves don't do...household chores. Not what I said nor was it my implication. I'm implying that work is work and slaves haven't reduced any of the burden, merely shifted its nature.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 00:44:29 2015 No.14481095 >>14481075 Fuck it, I'd do that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 00:44:36 2015 No.14481096 >>14481092 >X >Not Y

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 00:45:32 2015 No.14481103 >>14481092 bait

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 00:46:43 2015 No.14481111 >>14481092 I like X. But Y has some good points too. Z is still obligatory best. Xfags go cri.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 00:47:11 2015 No.14481112 >>14481092 [My fetish] with [my waifu] stories/art/content when?!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 00:47:39 2015 No.14481114 >>14481111 >He likes Z To think I share an airspace with such people with terrible taste

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 00:48:45 2015 No.14481120 >>14481112 No, all you get is [controversial fetish] by [shitty writefag] that makes everyone hate [your waifu]!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 00:49:27 2015 No.14481123 >>14481092 X is a slut!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 00:50:27 2015 No.14481128 >>14481075 Oh gosh.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 00:51:01 2015 No.14481129 >>14481120 Man, fuck [shitty writefag] for making [your waifu] associated with [controversial fetish]. This is why we can't have anything good.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 00:51:37 2015 No.14481132 Good night Anons. Take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead reflect on the best way to get an energetic daughter to sleep

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 00:52:36 2015 No.14481137 >>14481075 Shit, I shouldn't be getting a boner from this. Is she getting scrubbed down in the bath after this? Everyone knows you have to clean your cookware after all.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 00:53:13 2015 No.14481138 >>14481129 NO FUCK YOU for trashing [shitty writefag]! [shitty writefag] is a goddess and can do no wrong!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 00:53:37 2015 No.14481140 File: 305 KB, 1840x2888, 1448259918006.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14481132 I'll give her a blank daki and tell her to give it lots of hugs

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 00:53:51 2015 No.14481142 >>14481132 Just let them play it out. My little fluffball only gets the finest in TanuCo brand playsets with the strong vibrators. If she's clinging to you and being a pest while you're doing paperwork, just strap her in and come back in half an hour.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 00:55:07 2015 No.14481146 >>14481138 >Goddess >Implying female It's funny that your first thought was Alp.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 00:55:12 2015 No.14481147 >>14481075 well then. strangely aroused/10

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 00:55:20 2015 No.14481148 >>14481120 Whatever happened to [writefag that wrote one thing]? He was so good.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 00:55:42 2015 No.14481151 >>14481140 Good man, your daughter goes to bed a happy hugger, nuzzling into the daiki with a smile. >>14481142 You are a tanuki and someone I don't trust.

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 00:56:15 2015 No.14481153
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>>14480821
>whimpering and shivering in some dungeon
>you've been blindfold, gagged, and chained by your wrists to the ceiling
>waiting for the demon to torture you to death
>twitch as you feel something cold applied all of your body
>your imagination comes up with all manner or terrible fates
>you feel two large paws plant themselves on your hips
>expecting the horror to begin, you let out a pathetic cry through the gag
>the first lick on your stomach makes you twitch, the incredibly warm tongue a sharp contrast to chill you felt earlier
>soft lips plant kisses in between bouts of licking
>slowly the licks and kisses travel up your body as the paws sensually feel you up
>your whimpering turns to panting as your body begins to react
>the licks pause as they reach your chest
>you twitch as the paws begin teasing your nipples as they apply more of the cold stuff
>you let out a moan as one paw relocates to your back and is replaced by a warm mouth, her second paw teasing the other
>the hellhound gives each nipple extra attention in turn as you pant and moan
>the licks begin traveling up once more and soon reach your shoulder
>you gasp the first time her teeth gently tease the sensitive spot at your neck
>you’re a quivering wreck at this point, and rock-hard
>you feel her warmth as she moves closer to you
>her paws reach around your head and remove the gag
>you open your mouth to beg for your life but two fingers press against your lips
>”Relax human. I’m not going to hurt you.”
>they gently trace your lips, coating them in more of the cool stuff
>you can’t help but poke your tongue out for a taste
>sweetness
>her body now presses against you as her paws pull you close

>you grow even harder as you feel ever curve of her incredible body against yours
>one paw moves to gently hold your chin as her tongue traces your lips
>your mouth obligingly open at her teasing and she wastes no time slipping her tongue in your mouth
>the heat of her tongue and body are too much and you moan as her sweet tongue explores its new surroundings
>you begin to return the kiss as you lose yourself to passion
>when she finally breaks away you’re both left breathless
>you feel her warm breath in your ear as she rest her head on your shoulder
>”Ara. Such an eager boy. Let’s get to the main course,” she seductively whispers
>Meanwhile one paw slips down between you to caress your painfully hard member
>After so long being teased, your body is already approaching its limit
>Just as you think you’ll lose yourself in her hand, she let’s go, leaving you whimpering
>”Not just yet, anon. I want to savor this.”
>She locks you in a deep kiss once more before returning to tease neck with kisses and nibbles
>You can only pant as she makes her way down your chest to the part you so desperately want her to devour
>Your cock twitches as she pauses just over it
>”Mhmm, you really want this don’t you. Just hold on a bit longer.”
>You hear her shift around for a moment before a paw grasps your aching member
>this time you feel something warm and slightly sticky coat you as her paw gives you a quick handjob
>lost to the pleasure your hips are beginning to thrust back into her hand
>once more you feel a finger press against your lips
>“suck,” she commands
>“you taste chocolate are you begin to lick and suck on her finger
>”Such a good boy” she purrs. ”I think it’s time for your reward”
>You nearly scream in frustration as her paws leave you while you’re so close to release
>you’re left whimpering for only a moment before she plants the first kiss at your base
>traveling up your shaft she lavishes attention on your cock with licks and kisses
>reaching the tip she plants a final kiss before taking you into her mouth
>you gasp at the incredible warmth as she begins to devour you
>you thrust yourself forward as much as you can completely lost to the pleasure
>your body feels like it’s melting into her mouth and pooling deep inside your loins
>with a cry and final thrust you release molten streams of cum into her eager mouth
>it seems to go on forever as you lose yourself in a sea of white-hot pleasure
>eventually you come back to earth and find yourself struggling to stay on your feet
>the hellhound wastes no time before unshackling your wrists and catching you before you can fall
>you bask in the incredible afterglow as you’re carried a short distance
>exhausted, you offer no resistance as you’re laid on something soft followed by her laying besides you
>you’re drawn close and gently held against her as she begins softly singing an unfamiliar song
>no match for her warm body and lullaby, you fall asleep in her arms

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 00:56:22 2015 No.14481154 >>14481132 See, what you have to do anon, is you have to distract her. What usually works is first to tie or cuff her arms behind her back and then sit her on a sybian. She'll be ready for bed in no time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 00:57:26 2015 No.14481159 >>14481148 No, that guy was shit I'm glad [said writefag] is dead. I hope he burns in hell.

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 00:57:29 2015 No.14481161

>>14480955
>tfw knew a shortstack brown girl years ago in high school

That aside, an anubis with proportions like in http://exhentai.org/g/836723/9d3bbcdcdd/ would be perfect.
I'd never stop cuddling and spooning her.

>>14481137
If you've ever worked in a lab, you'll know that beakers are sometimes cleaned using hot, high-pressure steam to disinfect them.
With that in mind, the best way to clean our cookware here would be to get as steamy as possible in the shower together.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 00:57:31 2015 No.14481162 >>14481148 I always hated how [writefag that actually has your same tastes in mgs and fetishes] only had written some bad novice stories or half of his works are unfinished.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 00:59:25 2015 No.14481169 >>14481153 Are you trying to kill me anon? Because all this blood rushing to my dick can't be good for me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 01:00:30 2015 No.14481174 >>14481153 My diiick.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 01:02:25 2015 No.14481181 >>14481153 Yep, that's the good stuff. Not much of an outright focus on the foodplay aspect, but still boner-inducing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 01:05:17 2015 No.14481189 >>14481181 Not much you can do with whip cream, but I've been sitting on this idea for awhile actually. Finally got off my ass and wrote it

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 01:05:59 2015 No.14481192 >>14481153 Shame it's femdom, i would like to try this on a qt molestable elf.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 01:06:50 2015 No.14481195 >>14481192 Go away.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 01:07:40 2015 No.14481197 >>14481192 Anon, did you read the post that guy responded to?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 01:07:56 2015 No.14481199 >>14481195 Oye, my story. Fuck off. >>14481192 Maybe you'll get lucky next time I decide to write a terrible greentext.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 01:09:39 2015 No.14481201 >>14481189 I think there's a lot more you could do with whipped cream. I mean, nothing more in depth, but I think it's quite easy to make it a focus in lewd activities.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 01:12:45 2015 No.14481212 >>14481201 If you'd like to be more specific I'd welcome some criticism/alternative ideas.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 01:13:05 2015 No.14481213 >>14481197 It talked about frying bacon on a hellhound, i doubt it can be possible to fry bacon on an elf or a p'orc. Hmmm frying bacon on bacon, i wonder how that would be?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 01:15:02 2015 No.14481221 What would your waifu be like once she's corrupted by Wonderland?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 01:15:33 2015 No.14481225 >>14481189 >not much you can do with whipped cream you... don't watch much porno do you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 01:16:41 2015 No.14481230 File: 2.66 MB, 2480x3508, 9.0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14481221 She IS the Wonderland.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 01:17:00 2015 No.14481232 >>14481221 lewd?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 01:17:46 2015 No.14481234 >>14481213 Anon. look again.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 01:17:56 2015 No.14481235 >>14481221 She would be the new reason i would have for going on a killing spree in wonderland. I swear to god they always ruin every bit of fun i'm having in this sane world.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 01:17:59 2015 No.14481236 File: 131 KB, 402x500, Maniatis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14481221

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 01:18:38 2015 No.14481239 >>14481221 That's her hometown dummy. I'm more worried about her eggs there though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 01:18:57 2015 No.14481240 >>14481234 Make me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 01:19:24 2015 No.14481243 >>14481225 apparently not enough

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 01:22:31 2015 No.14481252 I literally can't stop fapping to dullahans.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 01:24:01 2015 No.14481256 >>14481252 I wish they got more stuff. That train molestation smut was excellent for one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 01:24:52 2015 No.14481260 >>14481252 This is a curse placed upon you by a yandere Dullahan who wants you to cum yourself to death so she can claim your lewd soul.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 01:25:16 2015 No.14481262 File: 198 KB, 848x1200, -0.0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14481252 sorry bruv

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 01:27:38 2015 No.14481271 >>14481260 that's an actually plausible explanation. Now i'm scared and aroused.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 01:29:29 2015 No.14481277 File: 362 KB, 850x1197, sample_7659f8d24bd9c331a2568fe85b4c8e7f.jpg?2881039.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14481256 >That train molestation smut was excellent for one. Ah yes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 01:43:06 2015 No.14481311 File: 347 KB, 809x1149, 33789592_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tezcatlipoca

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 01:43:39 2015 No.14481314 >>14481277 >tfw no Dullahan onee-san to simultaneously give you a morning blowjob while hovering her plump ass over your face

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 01:44:40 2015 No.14481319 File: 233 KB, 1280x1024, 1375921291334.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14481256 I had an idea for a story once but putting it in the neck seemed too hardcore for this thread.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 01:46:04 2015 No.14481321 >>14480273 Yellow Pop, by Kemonono.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 01:49:20 2015 No.14481329 >>14481319 Not at all, smut away.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 01:50:50 2015 No.14481333 File: 2.52 MB, 769x1143, 326234235.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So do you think you will be in the naughty list?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 01:50:56 2015 No.14481334 >>14481311 Praise the cute feathered serpent! Quetzalcoatl-chan!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 01:52:21 2015 No.14481337 >>14481333 Why is Haohi such a bully? I want her to bully Fem Akai

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 01:53:39 2015 No.14481338 >>14481337 there's a story like that

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 01:53:59 2015 No.14481340 >>14481333 I want to get dommed by a fat-bottomed loli Christmas Elf.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 01:55:42 2015 No.14481345 >>14481340 In Christmas stockings? With a cute Santa hat?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 01:57:16 2015 No.14481350 File: 185 KB, 900x820, yeti liek hat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14480639 At least let her keep the hat, man. pls

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 01:57:18 2015 No.14481351 File: 512 KB, 1094x1000, 8a12f0c018fd27e2c6098745895215a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14481345 Definitely.

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 02:00:15 2015 No.14481359

>>14481329
I forgot it already and I've cleaned up my ideas file since. I can think of a couple of of new premises, though.
>Squire freezes and gets her Paladin killed
>Her vengeful ghost re-inhabits her corpse and bullies the crying squire with her wound
>Is appalled to see him pop a boner from getting a cold trachea rammed into his nose

>That scene with the severed head from The Thing

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 02:01:25 2015 No.14481360 >>14481350 She's adorable.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 02:03:19 2015 No.14481365 File: 2.14 MB, 1172x638, 2352341234235.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14481337 to be fair he deserved it

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 02:05:18 2015 No.14481372 >>14481365 *She I mean with cute perky breast like hers, and wide ample hips, how can you make that mistake?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 02:05:21 2015 No.14481373 Hey, if anyone happens to have that pic of the Paladin with the caption "Fight the good fight," I need it for reasons.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 02:05:47 2015 No.14481376 >>14481365 Haohi is pretty lewd for an Angel. I'm beginning to think she's a little bit corrupt.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 02:07:13 2015 No.14481379 >>14481365 >>14481376 This is why you shouldn't let your waifus hang out with Mari Next thing you know you're an Alp and she's lewd and naughty Don't make the same mistake Akai

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 02:08:05 2015 No.14481384 File: 177 KB, 906x1000, r252.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wish I had a guardian angel.

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 02:08:19 2015 No.14481385
File: 1.66 MB, 1700x2000, 1446820845816.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Why not come to Horse Pussy Kingdom anon?

They're part of the Five World Super Powers alongside Bird Pussy Kingdom, Elf Pussy Kingdom, Demon Pussy Kingdom, and the Poseidon Territories.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 02:10:39 2015 No.14481388 >>14481385 Man, FUCK Horse Pussy Kingdom. The Dog Pussy Dynasty is the master race.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 02:13:22 2015 No.14481393 >>14481385 >Leaving out the glorious Tail Pussy Territories.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 02:14:47 2015 No.14481394 Does anyone have a link to that greentext with the blind shota and guide werepuppy?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 02:14:50 2015 No.14481395 >>14481388 I've just gotten back from the Fox Pussy Empire and I have to say, they make some good sake and fried tofu.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 02:16:34 2015 No.14481401 >>14481388 You're entitled to your opinion. >>14481393 Well...I did say World Super Powers.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 02:18:34 2015 No.14481404 I want to go far north and meet with the various P'Orc Barbarian Tribes! I'm ready to be culturally enriched by their noble way of life!

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 02:21:23 2015 No.14481414

>Hello, sister.
>Easy there, girl. I won't kick you. Looks like you've been kicked enough in this life. Those are some impressive welts on your back. Do you mind if I touch them?
>See, I'm a collector of sorts. Some collect trophies, or lays, or other useless trinkets.
>Me? I collect stories.
>I take moments of distilled misery, that sheer human pain and despair, and I remember them. Not to tell - never to tell - but to preserve those moments in all their pointless horror.
>I suspect you've got quite a story to tell, sister. Your clothes are high-quality beneath the grime, and your frame is far too filled-out for you to be a street urchin. A merchant's daughter, perhaps?
>Ah ah ah, not with that look on your face. A noble's daughter, then, dressed up like a clockwork doll to lead this crumbling world for another day. Did you really think any of those lies would amount to anything, silly girl?
>Yet now all the illusions have come crashing down, until all you're left with is that ridiculous hunk of metal.
>The Order Cross? Hah, I'd sooner fear my own shadow than a chunk of carved iron. The God-Pretender has held no power for ten centuries, sister, and I don't see her in this sorry excuse of a shanty town. Do you see her angels of death flying to your rescue on wings of flame? Maybe her holy - hah, 'holy' - Inquisitors will come to purge the darkness clean?
>Here's a hint, girl: they aren't coming.
>There is no Queen of Heaven. Never was one. There was a goddess, once, who fought powers far beyond her ken, and she lost - a bit like your story, yes? She was cast down and never recovered.
>She might as well be dead.
>And there's the rub. As she went, so have you. You've been so broken down, so beaten and abused by those horrible worshipers of Order that you might as well be a corpse. And them, all the while, fattening themselves on your misery.
>Yours and all these others', here in the muck in the gutters, before the lies are stripped away and they're face-first in it right next to you. That's the final cruelty - in the end, they'll be just like you. They can only stay out of the mire by pushing others down beneath them for so long.
>Eventually, this whole city will sink in it. Then this whole nation. Then all the mortal world.
>I'm here to tell you that there's another way. Those horrible zealots up there were never fond of you, and there's no Chief God to save your little soul, but there is someone out there who loves you. There's a Power who will care for you, who just aches to give you Her gifts and to cover you with Her love. She'll keep you and tend you, user your strength to save others, and in time She'll unite this whole rotten world in glorious, mindless ecstasy.

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 02:22:26 2015 No.14481419

>>14481414
>So let me propose a trade, girl; a story for a story. You tell me your tale, and I'll tell you mine, and here in the dark I'll tell you how to do away with the pain and find your real purpose in life.
>Deal?

***

>Don't fight the pleasure, sister. Pleasure is good. Pleasure brings you closer to the Fallen One.
>Did you expect me to whisper to you some gospel of transcendence? Did you believe that I would tell you some secret by which you could save this crumbling city?
>These gutters, this rot and decay, this is the truth! The shining towers of your childhood are illusions, mere shadows before the march of time! You thought that your family loved you? You believed that your maidservant cared for you? Who do you think cast you into this muck?
>Go ahead, sister. Let go of them. Those feeble, illusive ties between mortals cannot sustain the world's decay. Cast away family and friends, for the Fallen One's great family welcomes you! Only the all-abiding love of Ecstatic Pandemonium is permanent; only by supplicating Her and trusting in Her can we be made whole.
>Look at your beautiful new flesh, your glorious new mana! Truly, you are a vessel for Her great works! Rise to embrace the pleasure, endure the melting of your mind like all things must endure, or fall and take your place as an anchor for her dark realm!
>Not what you hoped for? What did you "hope" for? Did you plan to abuse Her great love to your own ends? Did you scheme to betray me once I had rescued you from this mire? What a pathetic, squirming thing you were!
>Leave aside your hopes and aspirations, for such feeble emotions are meaningless next to the power and endurance you shall recieve.
>Look at this incredible incubator, this engine of decay! You see only a humble ghetto slum, but I see a city-wide Demon Realm in the making! A chance to spread indolence and hedonism to the underclass, then slowly up and up the spires to cast down these peoples' false idols and bring true worship in its place!
>And you, dear girl, you serve a great role in this plan. I had thought to merely use your body as a trap for the men of these streets, but the Whispers have told me otherwise.
>Feel your new gifts creeping underneath your skin, changing flesh and bone into power and strength. Did you think that I wallowed in my self-indulgence merely out of worship? I am stronger than any soldier, as resilient as an angel of death! Follow me, sister, and perhaps you shall be too.
>For you, a daughter of House Brandt, know the secret pathways to the central spire. I am no baphomet; I trouble myself with the lost and destitute, not forbidden knowledge. Yet you can still pass as a lowly mortal, as one not yet blessed by Her gifts, and you shall bring this glorious pleasure to the highest ranks of the city's Order.
>Rise, daughter of the Fallen One. Feel the power given to you by accepting pleasure, and spread this gift to others. You will receive no love outside of others in our great family, yet you shall not need such trifles. She loves you. That is enough.
>Now go.

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Anonymous Sun Dec 13 02:23:44 2015 No.14481423

>>14481419
>You're probably wondering why I'm about to stab you, General.
>Had this been twenty years ago, it would have been as revenge for my brother who you so casually killed. Had I struck your head off a decade ago, it would have been to prevent another Tyrellian Massacre.
>Today?
>Today I just don't give a fuck.
>*SCHNK*
>Quit whining, you! It's just a leg wound. These demon weapons don't even rend flesh truly. What you're feeling is a wound to your mana arteries.
>Now, where was I?
>I don't know exactly when I stopped giving a damn. Perhaps it was after feeding yet another bright young adjutant to your tame beasts, or putting up yet another scapegoat before the headsman's axe. It horrified me at first, though it numbed over time. Eventually, though - eventually I learned to like it.
>I loved watching those hopes and dreams of escaping the direwolves end in blood and rape. I had to stifle a giggle as I listened to those innocent young men swear the honest truth as I hung them high. Life is a game, General, and you taught me how to flip the board.
>So congratulations, I suppose! I am the product of your concerted incompetence.
>Now, you might be asking yourself, "if he doesn't care, why do anything at all?" You see, there is one thing I do care about, General, and that's everyone else. I hate seeing your silly rages and depressions, your hopes and dreams, and I just want to see them burn.
>I'm a schoolyard bully at heart. I won't be happy until all your little toys and schemes are broken and shattered into smoke and flame.
>Speaking of which, I really should've set off the charges on the outer walls several minutes ago.
>There! Much better.
>You may hate me now, General, but understand this: I hate myself more than I hate you. I hate *everything*, from those little scurrying ants outside to the headless cows running around inside your command center.
>In fact, while I'm still talking about those men...there, much better. Feed the combat golems a bit of demon mana and they should keep a spring in old goats' steps, I think.
>I don't want blood, or rage, or pleasure, or hope. I just want this whole rotten country to come crashing down, and maybe to be the one who throws the match. I've found a new boss, you see, one who wants to see your Order destroyed just as much as I do.
>She doesn't tell me to give sacrifices, or to wave incense under hunks of rock, or even to burn and maim and kill. The Demon Lord simply tells me to let her monsters have their fun, and now I have.
>I've enjoyed my time here with you, General, but now it's time for me to bring the festivities to the rest of your little Crusade, so I'll be off. Don't worry, I'm not leaving you here immobilized and alone.
>It seems you've a suitor come a-calling. I'll let her in as I leave.

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Anonymous Sun Dec 13 02:24:46 2015 No.14481427

>>14481423
>What I'm about to tell you is a complete lie, onii-chan.
>I kid, of course. What sort of dummy would tell a complete lie? Unless you're trying to one-up your coven, in which case lie your sorry panties off.
>Hey! That tickles! Inquisitor-nii, would you be so kind as to send your pet torturer away to get his jollies off by trying to stab minotaur shock squadron trying to breach the main gate? You can I can leave such trifles as physical pain aside.
>What? Pain as pleasure? I leave that sort of thing for the Queen of Excess and her followers. No, onii-chan, I merely ignore pain because I see a far greater goal in sight.
>Of course, perhaps I'm lying. Actually, that's a lie - you *know* that I'm lying, onii-chan. What you've yet to find is what I'm lying *about*.
>Should I tell you about that little logic-demon that we cooked up to stick into the Order's mystic archives below us? An entire country's records, turned into a snarled mess to hide even greater plans.
>Hmm, maybe I should get on that.
>What if I shared a story about the underclass revolt we've been stirring up? You know that the dearly departed Lord Governor wasn't that...hrm, popular, shall we say. But what about those small-scale riots he encouraged to frighten his nobles with?
>Didn't you ever wonder where those peasant rabble managed to get their hands on spells and weapons?
>You see, onii-chan, the truth is in my spit which landed on your Interrogator seventy-three seconds ago - and on a few anonymous crewmen several hours previously. Your Navy's quarantine protocols are sound, and the local Navy is competent enough to choke out an infestation of matango spores before it infects the entire country's fleets. Of course, with this flotilla's higher-level crews badly depleted, wherever shall you get more crewmen than from the noblemen's brats ashore?
>Defeat us? Onii-chan, you *are* us! We're *on your side*! The dedicated believers of Sabbath, we devoted followers of the Demon Lord - we're humanitarians! Humanity needs us, just like we need you. Your Order is an old, rotting structure standing in the way of everyone's happiness. You inflict sorrow and suffering on the world just by existing!
>So go on, onii-chan. The others have already got our plans in motion to cut the city away from your corruption, to let humans and monsters advance and come together like they were always meant to. We'll see mankind free or die trying.
>Or perhaps I'm just trying to one-up the others.
>Tee hee!

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Anonymous Sun Dec 13 02:25:58 2015 No.14481432

>>14481427
>Yew ever killed before, meat?
>Yer fancy Navy canons an' shite've prob'ly shed more blood'n I'll ever do, but I kin see it in yer eyes, meat - yeh ain't blooded yet.
>C'mon, meat. Mayhaps I'll take yeh in a bit, but I don't prefer ta draw down on somethin' what ain't properly lived.
>Take the knife.
>TAKE IT!
>TAKE IT, YAH SHITEHEAD!
>USE IT! FECKIN' USE IT! FIGHT ME!
>C'MON! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
>...
>Yeh can't, can yeh? That's why yer meat, 'stead of a man. A man kin kill easy as meat like yeh breathes. A man kin cut, an' slice, an' bring out the blood ta the surface.
>Lookit it. Lookit yer blood.
>LOOK AT IT!
>That's truth. Ain't no point ta this shitehole, or any shitehole out there. Ain't no point ta wealth, or in-flew-ince, or all that shite. Just life, 'n' blood.
>See it? 'S in everything - even golems got blood of a sorts. 'S power there, comin' from yer throat ta me. Yeh can have all the money in this world, but I kin shed yer blood.
>Now, who's the one with power here?
>I'm gonna take yeh, meat. I'm gonna smash yeh ta the ground, an' tie yeh up tight, an' I'll take the one thing that matters in all this world. An' yeh ain't gonna stop me, are yeh? Meat, yer gonna sit there with that dumb-shite look on yer face, an' hope an' pray that I'll let yeh go, even as I tell yeh right now.
>Used ta pray, meself. Used ta ask the Chief God, up on her golden pisser, ta come save me from the Maelstrom's slave pens. Me friends got taken, an' I prayed. Me family got taken, an' I prayed.
>Then they came fer me, an' I knew the Chief God wouldn't do shite. So I tried it a little diff'rent, an' when I prayed with axe an' knife 'stead of words an' cryin', seems like I got answered real quick. Then me sisters, me *real* sisters, found me an' brought me inta the tribe, an' here we all are.
>So now, meat, I'm gonna make another prayer.

***

>Huh. Ya know, it don't feel too different from this end.
>How are yeh, my man? Don't cry-
>DON'T YOU FECKIN' DISRESPECT THIS!
>Yeh ain't meat no more; don't yeh dare feckin' forget it.
>A man don't cry when he should be angry. Ain't yeh angry, now? Ay, me man, I kin see it in yer eyes.
>Yer angry; hell, why shouldn't yeh be? We done smashed yer ship, we took yer mates, an' soon me sisters'll take yeh too. Don't yeh feel some feckin' RAGE?
>When they come fer yeh, I want yeh ta respect 'em good. Respect yerself, too - yer a man now, so act like it. Make 'em work fer it, ta shed yer blood an' take yer freedom.
>Make my honor all ta greater when I come back fer yeh and make yeh mine at the end.

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Anonymous Sun Dec 13 02:27:06 2015 No.14481436

>>14481432
>Hush, you silly man. Yes, you're choking, your seed is spilling out, blah de blah de blah-
>ENOUGH!
>Can't you give me some *proper* moaning and groaning? I'm not asking for much here!
>Every nobleman I rape, *every single one*, they always blubber about "how could this possibly happen." Really, darling, did you actually think that the "stunningly beautiful specimen" - my thanks for that compliment, by the way - at your doorstep would just meekly walk in, without an agenda surrounding her? Can't you just relax and enjoy the sheer artistry of this moment?
>I made a real effort on this one, darling, I really did. The timing, the poise, the sheer majesty of pain in the throes of pleasure - but you *ruined* it! Ruined my beautiful, glorious art! Couldn't you have finished properly, at your appointed time, to fit with the rest of the ritual?
>But noooo, you just had to keep going, and now the demons I was calling have probably fucked off to wherever else the magic takes them.
>This whole country, I swear - it's grinding on me. Those dark priest degenerates below, amazon raiders in the bay, some Inquisitor causing trouble with his black ships - it's enough to drive a girl to madness, I tell you!
>Why, today I nearly let myself get *scraped*: this priceless, chocolate skin, almost marred through sheer stupidity! Your guards really needed to touch up on their close-combat training, by the way; had you not been part of the ritual, I might have even trained them myself.
>There was one, name of Marcus, I think; mmmm, he looked positively scrumptious...
>Hmph. All's well that ends well, at least. This'll hardly grab what I was hoping for, but a few demons in your little gala below should still do the trick. M'Lord Governor, you really shouldn't have brought all of your noble houses together for such a tasty, delectable gathering.
>Didn't you ever hear the saying "an orgy a day keeps the Order away?" Oh, right, you're probably wishing for a god-botherer or two right now.
>Ahhhhh...that took you long enough, silly man. It also took an injection of some very choice drugs that I was saving for later - another little insult to hold against you. Couldn't you have brought me some proper pleasure? It's all I'm asking for in this world, really - just a little fun and happiness, some silks, fine wine, a few good knives, a good array of quivering prisoners...hrm, perhaps I'll have to think on that more.
>Of course, with the favors I'll gain from this, I should have more than a few pleasures to enjoy. It should definitely make the coming weeks nicer.
>Why? Why tie you up and torture you? Why summon demons from your spilled seed? Why gut your national government in a stunning, beautiful orgy of sadism, overlying a right old-fashioned hypocritical Order noble orgy, to send your whole capital city into the soft arms of the Demon Lord?
>WHY?
>
>
>
>Why not?

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Anonymous Sun Dec 13 02:28:10 2015 No.14481440

>>14481436
Faith.

I don't know when you gave it up, lost child. Were you never loved when you were young? Did a boy spurn you, or did the system beat you down? What hardships drove you, controlled you, until you came before me today?

It's hard to keep faith when I see children like you, broken and despoiled, then tossed aside when their purpose is finished. Oh yes, my girl, you're hardly the first ringleader I've seen down here, and you might yet not be the last. You're full of fire and fury, just like all the ones before, but you and I both know that it's a hollow feeling. There's a faith-sized hole in your heart, and no amount of demon mana or debauched sex will fill it.

You don't have faith in the Order. You don't have faith in your fellow man. You can't even believe in love, or hope, or joy that doesn't come from an alien abomination. You can't see the ocean of corruption, yet you're drowning in it. You're lost in the wilderness, little child, and only you and the Chief God can know how deep you've sunk.

Other lost children have asked me why I stay. Minister of a sad little church, shepherd of a tiny flock, drowning in the greed and corruption from above - I'm just one woman. I stand here fighting a battle already lost, with the city in flames, the Governor and his cronies dead or missing, and the black ships standing watch in the harbor, canons trained on our homes. Perhaps there *is* no point in this mad world; mayhaps it truly is a world spinning adrift from rhyme or reason.

Yet the Founder, for all his power, was just one man. The Great Betrayer, Saint Sebastian Wright, and even humble Martin Pius were all just men. You are one woman, as am I. Each of us may be Saints or sinners, as we make of the lives given us.

I look at you, strong in hell-born mutation and magic, and all I can see is weakness. You were so frail that when hardship bore down on you, and when this harsh reality sunk its claws in, you bargained your immortal soul away for relief from a little pain. Your physical strength cannot hide your spiritual weakness: where better women stood fast and died proudly, you sold out your God and your fellow man for your own worthless life.

So come fight me, lost children. We've all made our choices, and now those choices have made us. I shall bring you to Her light with cleansing flame and prayers, and redeem us all in death. Come one or come all, you shall not put *one foot* into this hallowed ground while I still draw breath!

For I have faith, and that is enough.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 02:29:43 2015 No.14481448 >>14481414 You know, if you're going to go to the trouble of writing it before hand, you're better off just doing it in prose and posting to a bin. Greentext is only really for the spur of the moment stuff that you write as you go.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 02:31:14 2015 No.14481452 File: 1.39 MB, 1280x1280, mic.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I cant sleep, someone sing me a lullaby

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 02:33:43 2015 No.14481458 File: 493 KB, 1250x1000, Oh I thought I heard the old man say, leave her Johhny, leave her.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14481452 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEWS5dGSDOc Good night. That'll be 50 clams.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 02:36:07 2015 No.14481465 >>14481458 God bless this game and it's shanties.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 02:36:09 2015 No.14481466 File: 1.23 MB, 1485x1122, e996d85c695e1a854662470218c52256.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14481452 Why not try counting sheep instead?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 02:37:41 2015 No.14481471 >They don't know about Maid Pussy Republic

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 02:40:21 2015 No.14481479 File: 1.43 MB, 1800x2000, 1447098587595.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Oh dear Mr. Anon, are you ranting about Pussy Kingdoms again? Hold still, we'll fix it sweetie."

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 02:41:07 2015 No.14481482 File: 993 KB, 1280x1280, cuffs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14481466 this has falled me too many tumes, I need song. fuck spelling, im too titerd

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 02:41:56 2015 No.14481485 >>14481479 Inky Tentacle Nest kingdom a best!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 02:42:37 2015 No.14481489 the fuck did I just read

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 02:43:04 2015 No.14481490 >>14481482 Slowly count backwards from 100

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 02:46:45 2015 No.14481492 >>14481448 Ah, well. Bit late for that now. Did you think anything of it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 02:53:19 2015 No.14481502 I really hope this isn't carlos.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 02:55:17 2015 No.14481506 >>14481492 Not really, no. It's like you sat me in a room blindfolded and just has a bunch of muffled voices spew diatribe at one another. Was that a part of your plan? But then I'm not one of those people who find meaning in kaleidoscopes either.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 02:59:26 2015 No.14481519 >>14481490 Does not work for me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 03:01:57 2015 No.14481524 File: 852 KB, 1201x1600, 1449993717614.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14481479 Blech tentacle feet. Even Horse Pussy hooves are better than that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 03:03:23 2015 No.14481528 >>14481524 >tentacle feet Abomination footjobs? What a novel idea.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 03:04:00 2015 No.14481529 >>14481524 I somehow can't see Lamb having a human face under that mask. Or any face at all, really.

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 03:06:01 2015 No.14481535

>>14481492
>>14481506
Also comes off as a bit too... presumptuous?

Feels like an attempt to blend between the gruff jaded military veteran mcbadass and a someone chuuni obsessed with Abrahamic religious references. Basically gives me a vibe similar to when I read about those dark hero self-insert chuuni archetypes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 03:08:33 2015 No.14481540 >>14481535 The whole first post set the tone in a very bad way.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 03:13:16 2015 No.14481549 >>14481535 >chuuni Exactly what I got out of it too, and I barely skimmed that wall of text.

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 03:19:04 2015 No.14481566

>>14481535
>>14481540
>>14481549

The issue here, I think, is that he's a newbie writer who lacks a writer's self-awareness. Basically, with us writefags its generally "write down what we want to write" and then go back for a second rewrite pass to make changes with a focus on "what will the audience actually want/care about in this story?" to make it more palatable from perspective of someone totally new to reading it.

This anon looks like he just wrote down purely what he wanted to write and didn't consider the audience's perspective at all, such as that all this dark angst straight off the bat without any buildup or context might alienate readers.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 03:19:45 2015 No.14481568 File: 339 KB, 635x903, 992010edc866f76b2414c55d3729fab6.jpeg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I'm so proud of you for staying on the righteous path, anon. >If any big scary monsters attack, I'll protect you!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 03:21:22 2015 No.14481572 >>14481566 >and then go back for a second rewrite pass to make changes with a focus on "what will the audience actually want/care about in this story?" I have never done this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 03:22:29 2015 No.14481577 >>14481566 >then go back for a second rewrite pass Nol nope >what will the audience actually want/care about in this story? Hahaha cocks

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 03:25:51 2015 No.14481582

>>14481572
You generally don't need to if you're a veteran writer, because you're either constantly considering it or it simply comes naturally. But for a newbie writer who has zero experience in considering his audience, it is essential, because stuff he takes for granted as being known (in his own imagination) might be completely alien and incomprehensible to someone without that same context.

It's a bit like the difference between memorizing a technical manual and actually knowing how to hold and work the tools, or recognize the difference between a machine's natural hum and that hinting at problems, and so forth. Thinking about the context of the audience is something very hard from theory, and has to be gained through experience.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 03:29:27 2015 No.14481588 >>14481582 >veteran writer Ironic when you speak of considering your audience and you post stuff like this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 03:31:33 2015 No.14481591 >>14480702 Jokes on you, I'm self employed and work from home.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 03:31:52 2015 No.14481592 >>14481588 anon, he wrote two sentences not an entire story. I dont think audience is relevant here

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 03:33:01 2015 No.14481595 >>14481588 Stop being butthurt over valid criticism.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 03:34:19 2015 No.14481601 >>14481595 I'm not the guy, I just thought his phrasing was a little tool-y.

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 03:34:50 2015 No.14481602

>wake up in the morning to find snow outside
>snowed heavy last night so no need to come into work today
>immediately settle in and make a cup of hot coco
>turn on the TV to watch the news
>forget that satellite TV dosnt work in heavy weather
>well shit
>might as well go outside then
>bundle up and head out to explore
>the sound of snow crushing underfoot is the only thing audible in the eerie quietness
>everything from the roads, to roofs and the cars are just blanketed in a soft pillow of fluffy snow
>it quite picturesque
>eventually make way to the park
>looks like the kids have been playing here
>theres snow angels, a snow man and a...wintercoat?
>pick up a thick jacket, along with gloves and a hat nearby
>a scarf and pants are also strewn nearby
>genuinely freaked out now
>cautiously pick up the pants, only to have a pair of pink panties fall out
>unholy shit wtf
>drop it and take out phone to call the police, thinking that someone was abducted
>"Uhm...excuse sir!" a feminine voice cries out
>turn around to find a snow leopard monster girls' head poking out behind a bush, her hands folded across her naked chest
>"C-Could you toss me my clothes back?" she asked with a redden face, clearly embarrassed, and not minding the cold at all

wat do

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 03:36:17 2015 No.14481607 >>14480943 apex kek

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 03:36:51 2015 No.14481608

>>14481601
Yeah, you're right, I didn't really put it in the best terms possible But it's late and I'm drunk, in my defence. But the general point I'm trying to get across is valid, though of course he's free to ignore it if he wishes. I'm just throwing my thoughts out there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 03:37:27 2015 No.14481612 >>14481602 Give them back. She's endangered after all.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 03:38:52 2015 No.14481619 >>14481602 I have cable. Immersion ruined. It's all a lie. Where is my doctor. This is how manic episodes start.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 03:38:56 2015 No.14481620 >>14481385 Wait, that's not a horse, it's a goat. Are you trying to trick me?

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 03:40:21 2015 No.14481623

>>14481566
It looks like I drastically overestimated myself in assuming that I could structure a narrative out of nothing but dialogue and still convey a satisfactory sense of time, place and person. Since it was a story about a major Order city falling to the monsters told from the perspective of the citizens in the process of being vanquished it was inevitably going to be dark, but I didn't count on it being alienating.

The opening with the dark priest and the cast-off girl was probably too heavy. I wanted to portray the crushing nihilism at the heart of the Fallen God's religion of pleasure-worship, but judging by the feedback I went about it in a really heavy-handed way. The bit in the middle with the captured witch taunting the Inquisitor failing to interrogate her was supposed to function as a comedic interlude to break up the darker stuff around it, and that clearly didn't work either.

I'unno. Guess I'm glad this is an anonymous board.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 03:43:01 2015 No.14481628 File: 661 KB, 800x1184, 52268339_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I grow turgid.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 03:43:13 2015 No.14481630 >>14481602 Give her the clothes back, joke about the situation, ask about her a bit, get her number, hang out a bunch.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 03:44:28 2015 No.14481634 >>14481628 I'm leaving a turgid in the toilet right now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 03:45:07 2015 No.14481636 >>14481634 Wow, rude!

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 03:45:47 2015 No.14481637

>>14481623
You just gotta know your audience.

Dark angsty stuff is one of those low-popularity topics on /mgt/... well, for most types of audience really. Since it deals with very heavy emotions and expecting some completely stranger to walk in and suddenly empathise with a character's grief is very hard and often unreasonable. To be done it has to have some degree of build up, but even then, more serious stories generally have a much smaller audience on /mgt/ due to the higher barrier of entry (build up).

To learn how to write I'd suggest you stick with shorter, one or two post greentext shorts. Lower barrier to entry both in terms of the reader's attention and desire to read, along with a lower barrier to entry in that you don't need to know how to cultivate certain emotions in readers like you would with a serious dark/dramatic story. Also makes feedback much faster and more likely, and easier for critics to point to specific things to help you improve.

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 03:46:06 2015 No.14481639

>>14481608
The advice was valid, sure, I just thought it was funny the way you talk about the audience but don't consider the fact that right now your audience is /mgg/ and saying things like "veteran writer" comes across as shitpost bait

>>14481623
>It looks like I drastically overestimated myself in assuming that I could structure a narrative out of nothing but dialogue
I don't really think it has anything to do with your ability, but more a fundamental flaw with the premise. You build a story. you need the nails the screws the bolts and the sheets of metal. You can't just put some sheets of metal together and hope your boat floats without bothering to screw and bolt them into place.

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 03:49:42 2015 No.14481644

>>14481566
Biggest issue for me was the format. It was prose posted as a greentext, which makes for unpleasant wall of text, and it was already a little too wall-of-text-ish even for prose.

For the writer, work on general formatting style, especially line breaks, and more natural conversation flow. Less melodramatic. If you want drama you have to set it up properly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 03:51:20 2015 No.14481647 was there a MGgame coming from crabman ?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 03:52:51 2015 No.14481650 >>14481647 MonColle

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 03:53:24 2015 No.14481651 >>14481647 yes

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 03:54:26 2015 No.14481652 >>14481650 whats the deal with the colle name? is it a specific meaning? >when is it coming : 3

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 03:56:23 2015 No.14481655 File: 186 KB, 961x1045, gazer gradient.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Colourful wife.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 03:58:03 2015 No.14481657 >>14481652 Collection. And if you couldn't tell, I was making a joke by comparing it to KanColle, which it is a MG flavored clone of. That isn't that actual name. Also, stop that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 03:59:31 2015 No.14481660 >>14481655 She looks like a flower bouquet I don't know what the fuck this thing is, Captcha, but it's not a cactus like you seem to think.

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 03:59:40 2015 No.14481661
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>>14481620
Hooves generally belong to Horse Pussy Kingdom.

Lot's of Plains, Forests, and Steppes so they all fit in easily enough.

Also some Plaguelands but they are a bit less Plaguey than the name implies.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 04:05:58 2015 No.14481680 >>14481655 Would be cuter if she had clothes on.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 04:07:49 2015 No.14481684 >>14481647 >>14481652 Yeah you can download it at bigdickbitch.com

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 04:07:51 2015 No.14481685
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A new letter of introduction has arrived!

Name: Nancy
Species: Leanan-Sidhe
They have the body of an adult female, a rarity among fairies. They try to help develop the talents and abilities of those they favor. "I've heard she's quite a fan of music!"

First time I've seen their name written in katakana, had to google it to figure out what she was even supposed to be. Nancy seemed to be the closest fit for her name, but it is a pun on her species again.

Name: ナンシー (Nanshii)
Species: リャナンシー (Ryananshii)

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 04:08:09 2015 No.14481686
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A monstergirl from a species you don't like has asked you out. Please fill in the bubbles with your reply.

Please consider posting your reply to imgur to spare our pitiful image limit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 04:11:11 2015 No.14481693 >>14481685 >but it is a pun on her species again. Oh good, I thought they just picked a normal name for once.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 04:13:54 2015 No.14481695 File: 195 KB, 961x1045, asdf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14481680 I gave her clothes senpaitachi

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 04:14:03 2015 No.14481696 >>14481693 The level of engrish in some of the names actually disguises the the crab's shame.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 04:17:45 2015 No.14481703 >>14481695 Getting close, v. good with the pink-on-blue colour scheme. Make it a knee-length sundress and it's perfect.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 04:17:49 2015 No.14481704 >>14481568 Yes, yes the path of the righteous... Now oil up those breasts of yours, come polish my throbbing sword with them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 04:18:44 2015 No.14481706 >>14481695 A wonderful addition, thank you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 04:21:13 2015 No.14481712 >>14481693 How would Humanwoman name her imaginary HBs? >Adam >Hugh >Hume

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 04:22:30 2015 No.14481713 >>14481712 Hugood Monhate.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 04:23:19 2015 No.14481715 >>14481712 Herman Manning.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 04:23:38 2015 No.14481717 >>14481712 >Skater >Surfer >Boyband singer etc

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 04:23:58 2015 No.14481718 >>14481655 >>14481695 The first one is better, personally. Also, nice hair, I like the color interplay.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 04:27:36 2015 No.14481721 >>14481686 I need more chapters of this. Cute Rokurokubi is cute.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 04:28:07 2015 No.14481722 >>14481717 >Skeeter the skater Oh no

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 04:37:33 2015 No.14481738 File: 80 KB, 356x543, Edited 1449997689454.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14481686

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 04:44:40 2015 No.14481750 >>14481685 My waifu!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 04:47:39 2015 No.14481755 >>14481717 >Huey Abu

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 04:57:43 2015 No.14481767 >>14480208 max comfy

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 05:03:15 2015 No.14481778 >>14481602 I thought this was going to be a story about a yukionna that tricked anon into thinking it snowed heavily, so that he would stay home and give her attention.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 05:09:24 2015 No.14481788 is Alp alive? i miss him

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 05:15:24 2015 No.14481798 could somebody post the elf planet screencap? The one where a guy tells an offworlder that he should leave, and describes elves as acting like "desperately needy girlfriends."

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 05:17:59 2015 No.14481806 I want to fuck my daughteru, while she's bent over my waifu's knee. A punishment that is clearly more effective than spanking. I urge you all to follow my example.

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 05:18:38 2015 No.14481807
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The Church has fallen on hard times. More and more people think monster girls are actually OK, and tithes and donations just keep dropping. At this rate they won't be able to afford maintenance on their equipment.

In order to cough up some cash, the holy fathers have decided to give temple prostitution a shot. Now you can pay to have Paladins give you mechanical handjobs with rough, calloused hands or clumsy blowjobs with glaring, humiliated faces and plenty of tooth on dick contact, accidental or otherwise.

The question is, how much would you pay?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 05:24:35 2015 No.14481815 >>14481807 I disapprove of your post but I approve of your image

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 05:26:32 2015 No.14481817 >>14481788 He's dead. I'm sorry, I killed him. He was going on about something like he does so I went to hit him with the alp stick but I accidentally grabbed dire alp stick instead. A lowly snow-alp just can't stand up to that kind of impact.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 05:27:27 2015 No.14481820 >>14481807 I pay in the semen I spill down their throats. And for the most feisty, rough and proud paladin, I offer a life times worth of semen to take her in.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 05:30:02 2015 No.14481823 >>14481820 Swallowed semen doesn't pay for new swords, anon. At least if you wanted handjobs they could sell the semen to monsters for lunch.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 05:31:26 2015 No.14481826 >>14481823 >Swallowed semen doesn't pay for new swords Bullshit. I saw an angel swallow a gallon of cum from a semi-incubized dude, purify him, and pull all that cum out of her belly in the shape of a sword to protect himself from further corruption.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 05:34:01 2015 No.14481829 File: 293 KB, 900x900, 1447736326300.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14481826 Sure you did anon...

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 05:34:04 2015 No.14481831 >>14481826 Somehow this sounds like something that actually happened in ancient literature.

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 05:35:02 2015 No.14481833

>>14481815
What, would you rather marry an over-the-hill mid-30's Paladin so they could save her retirement pay?

Better not do it! You'd end up with a socially stunted almost middle-aged virgin woman with war traumas. She'd have no idea how to do housework or have sex. Completely useless. You'd probably have to hold her every night, too, to get her to calm down when she has flashbacks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 05:35:58 2015 No.14481834 >>14481807 >Paying to fuck a human girl when I can dick the maid for free AND get a clean home

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 05:36:30 2015 No.14481835 >>14481829 It's true! Like sword swallowing but in reverse! A-and this one time I saw a bunch of paladins bukakke a different angel girl and all the cum turned into shining white plate male and the angel use it to defeat a centuries old demon!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 05:38:14 2015 No.14481837 >>14481834 >maid >free Anon, what you're describing is slavery!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 05:53:42 2015 No.14481857 >>14481837 Yeah, being a slave to maid pussy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 06:30:08 2015 No.14481901 >>14481829 (That horse pussy has a lot of nerve! Having a smug expression like that!)

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 06:31:48 2015 No.14481905 >>14481901 Smug girls are so good. I want to make them even more smug with my dick!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 06:33:52 2015 No.14481907 >>14481833 Yes. That is what I intend and you can't stop me. I'm also going to impregnate her a bunch. And have sons. Lots and lots of sons.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 06:34:38 2015 No.14481909 File: 397 KB, 1000x1100, 15486954564564.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you a Frog Princess?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 06:35:31 2015 No.14481911 >>14481909 Hippie model please!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 06:39:01 2015 No.14481917 >>14481909 >The Poor Sinner Oh boy, she's going to break into song, isn't she? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZAY-78zhmw

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 06:39:10 2015 No.14481919 >>14481909 I've never liked Kappas. Their bowl heads look dumb. I'll take a tongue twister, and filthy frenchman, and a kissed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 06:39:23 2015 No.14481920 >>14481907 >Lots and lots of sons. Knigga pls, you'll get like three at most out of an aging girl like her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 06:47:30 2015 No.14481929 >>14481661 So wait, the Horse Pussy Kingdom gets Baphomets? That's OP. You can't just claim all hooves.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 07:01:23 2015 No.14481943 What are the most important words in the world? Words so important, they need to be written with Wurms so they may never be erased?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 07:02:23 2015 No.14481945 >>14481909 >The Frog Suit Is that Tsuyu?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 07:03:08 2015 No.14481947 File: 95 KB, 700x961, c1dbc61c2f57e5f9a4ea7dcdb822a48a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14481943 The jews did it

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 07:05:01 2015 No.14481949 >>14481947 Please don't scare the Wurms.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 07:06:58 2015 No.14481951 >>14481945 yep

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 07:07:51 2015 No.14481954

>>14481920
I'll play vidya with them and teach them wooing techniques and their mom will train them all as paladins and I'll set them up with a Valkyrie, a Holstadin, and a Titania.

They'll found their own order and dedicate it to boobies and justice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 07:08:12 2015 No.14481955 >>14481947 Dime hooker Tanuki when?

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 07:09:22 2015 No.14481957

>>14481947
“Tanuki families encourage pursuit of wealth accumulation, high-income careers, and investing.”
“Tanuki have been the most successful and productive nation in history.”
“It has become a cultural norm in Tanuki families for parents to bring up their children to value wealth.”
“No other ethnic group has even come close to matching the abilities and accomplishments of Tanuki.”
OK yeah, that does fit a little too well.
>>14481943
Gotta be something simple and love related.
Like "Make love" or "Love you."

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 07:09:37 2015 No.14481959 >>14481955 How desperate would you have to be to hire a Tanuki hooker? Her prices would be ridiculous.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 07:11:06 2015 No.14481962 File: 1.07 MB, 1482x1148, master race.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14481959 Maybe you just have expensive taste.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 07:13:42 2015 No.14481965 >>14481959 I bet she charges you micro-transaction fees for stuff like groping and kissing and cumming inside. She'll say it's $10 but you'll end up paying hundreds.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 07:14:55 2015 No.14481967 File: 153 KB, 485x269, SEX.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14481951 Wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 07:16:41 2015 No.14481974 File: 893 KB, 1200x1582, 129e6f411bf47ab44f355199fbac4024.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14481959 I'd rather hire a high class Kitsune prostitute if I was going to spend a lot of money. The fluffy tails would be worth it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 07:17:05 2015 No.14481975 >>14481962 >implying A piece of shit tht costs a billion dollars i still a piece of shit. You're just the stupid one or buying it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 07:18:18 2015 No.14481979 >>14481974 I'd put my money on a Wyvern who turned to the life of a consort after her Dragoon died.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 07:20:24 2015 No.14481981 File: 129 KB, 520x900, Like what you see boyo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14481929 >Hooves generally belong >Hooves generally >Generally I already listed Demon Pussy Kingdom, get out of here with your shenanigans anon.

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 07:21:25 2015 No.14481983
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>>14481965
>micro-transaction fees for stuff like groping and kissing and cumming inside
YES
Combine this with unemotional sex as she tallies up your transactions for the ultimate Tanuki experience.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 07:22:25 2015 No.14481986 >>14481979 >lifelong partner dies >Welp, I'm free! Time to become a hooker! Way to NTR his ghost, literal whore.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 07:23:28 2015 No.14481990 File: 886 KB, 1269x1200, 1425405867821.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >UNCLE! I'M SPENDING CHRISTMAS WITH YOU! PREPARE A FEAST! What do?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 07:25:44 2015 No.14481996 >>14481990 Put the ham in the oven, lick toes, attempt to dick.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 07:28:00 2015 No.14482002 >>14481996 >molesting your niece What a naughty uncle. No wonder you're still single.

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 07:29:07 2015 No.14482005

i was gonna write a story about a boy transferring into a high class school.

he is one of the few boys in his class and the rest are all beautiful MG's

including a hot mindflayer who seemed to be in charge.

he goes to the showers in his dormitory only to see a plumpy holst from his class ready to get dressed.

he can only gape at her body with the biggest boner you ever had while she just giggles saying she accidentally used the wrong showers.

back in your room you instantly run to your bed to masturbate. only to find out you somehow cant touch your penis. nor can you hump anything.

next day the mindflayer explains to you that boys in her class weren't allowed to orgasm without permission of the girls.

then i masturbated and lost the will to write : <

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 07:29:47 2015 No.14482007 >>14482005 I like cows.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 07:30:04 2015 No.14482008 >>14481990 Goddammit, what's wrong with my sister again?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 07:31:32 2015 No.14482009 >>14482002 I always fap with her panties and kiss her while she sleeps when she comes around. I want to put it in so bad, but she'd wake up for sure if I did.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 07:33:51 2015 No.14482012 >>14482008 Another honeymoon? Fourth one this year? >>14482009 Has it occurred to you that she keeps coming over because she likes it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 07:37:22 2015 No.14482018 >>14481990 There are some things a man cannot back down on. A challenge to fight, and a challenge to cook. You are not prepared.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 07:38:41 2015 No.14482020 >>14481990 Yes, mistress #46. >What made me think marrying a Lilim and getting related with the clusterfuck that is DL's family was a good idea...

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 07:38:45 2015 No.14482021 >>14481990 Unlce? What? I don't have a dragon sister or wife.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 07:39:30 2015 No.14482023 >>14482020 Your dick?

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 07:39:49 2015 No.14482025

>>14482012
>implying a tsun-hime-loli black dragon would pretend to sleep while her uncle haa-haa's in her face while fapping with her panties
There's no way something extraordinary like this would happen so close to us, she's just a heavy sleeper. She won't get impatient and step on my dick until I cum all over her freshly showered toes or anything.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 07:40:43 2015 No.14482026 >>14482020 >not being the fit uncle that all the nieces need to respect every lilim clusterfuck needs a few alpha's, why not be one of them

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 07:42:08 2015 No.14482029 >>14482025 Maybe it's a Christmas miracle.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 07:50:31 2015 No.14482043 >>14482026 Yeah, you say that until one of them bends reality to teleport you into the middle of matango bush for another 'royal etiquette' lesson.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 07:52:10 2015 No.14482045 >>14482043 And when you get back from there, you get right on back to being an alpha, because a man's got to do what a man's got to do!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 07:56:47 2015 No.14482058 >>14482043 >not getting the privilege from her mother and your wife to spank her bottom raw and use her as your personal post workout massager

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 08:00:27 2015 No.14482063 >>14482058 This is where you use your Rapeman power to keep her from enjoying it, lest you create a super-spanky slut that just keeps harassing you to get her fix.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 08:08:08 2015 No.14482069 File: 587 KB, 1200x1679, a_005.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14481996 First answer - best answer

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 08:12:41 2015 No.14482077 File: 523 KB, 1269x1800, biribiri_Futakuchi_Onna_02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Futakuchi-onna when

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 08:16:06 2015 No.14482085 >>14482077 I want to irrumate her brain.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 08:38:11 2015 No.14482108 File: 223 KB, 850x1240, sample-b2c7098f54cc259fb5a5d4ff03625a7a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It is incredibly dead here

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 08:42:28 2015 No.14482116 Anybody knows the name of that doujin with the catgirls in estrus and the crazed student president?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 08:46:23 2015 No.14482120 File: 73 KB, 1659x719, 1444462869673.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14481798

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 08:50:38 2015 No.14482130 File: 175 KB, 774x1032, 1394309171645.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14482108 Just the way I like it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 08:52:42 2015 No.14482133 >>14482120 >I like the brown ones with white hair A man of supreme taste.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 08:59:39 2015 No.14482144 File: 149 KB, 700x800, 6d845d21c6be69e5107af0f337cf63a8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14482133 The best kind of Elf.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 09:04:43 2015 No.14482151 File: 91 KB, 376x536, Cut82_st1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Posting rare Ryu. Is this Kenkou's? Looks like him.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 09:14:32 2015 No.14482174 >>14482144 needs less boobs and more bulge

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 09:17:46 2015 No.14482183 File: 424 KB, 659x752, e3fe68a3021f7b13e23b3c084b298f2f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14482174 I don't know, that sounds pretty gay to me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 09:20:17 2015 No.14482192 File: 527 KB, 758x1000, asdf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] postin shiny familiar

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 09:24:26 2015 No.14482205 File: 166 KB, 512x1200, AybYhh3WlYM.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Minigirls need more attention.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 09:25:06 2015 No.14482207 >>14482192 I'd use my master ball on her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 09:28:44 2015 No.14482212 >>14482192 Needs to be browner.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 09:29:05 2015 No.14482213 >>14482207 But anon, you accidentally summoned her after you fucked up the drawing of the pentagram. Due to that, she grows into a voluptuous woman every night. As such, she is not welcome in the Sabbath. Do you take responsibility

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 09:35:03 2015 No.14482221 >>14482213 Loli by day and woman by night? Damn right I take responsibility, that's the best of both worlds.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 09:38:29 2015 No.14482225 File: 353 KB, 491x800, 1411076849396.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Let's reach Heaven together!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 09:39:02 2015 No.14482226 I want a Tanuki to laugh at my tiny penis! I want her to demand I pay her for the privilege afterwards! I want to meet a Tanuki who isn't a stereotype!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 09:42:26 2015 No.14482232 >>14482226 Great, now I have a mental image of a rebellious "Occupy Zippangu" Tanuki with dyed hair and fur laughing at you as you take off your pants.

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 09:42:33 2015 No.14482233

>>14482225
You know, I think the Church of the Fallen is the perfect religion for monstergirls, because it's nothing but perversion and pleasure.
But as a human I'd sooner be a fucking Jehovahs Witness than join that shitty 'faith'. Even Sabbath has more merit than the Fallen because they actually do science and magic research on the side.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 09:42:59 2015 No.14482234 >>14482226 Would mamonos be into guys with microdicks?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 09:43:30 2015 No.14482235 File: 175 KB, 1024x768, kt3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14482225 Let me help you out

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 09:43:44 2015 No.14482236 >>14482234 They wouldn't have microdicks for long.

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 09:45:02 2015 No.14482239
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I just made /v/ history by getting the 32nd millionth post while shit-posting about 2d brown girl feet. Thanks /mgt/, couldn't have done it without you or your corruption of my tastes.

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 09:45:33 2015 No.14482240

>>14482234
Despite what tiny penis guy seem to think, I'd say monstergirls would find it cute. There are women in real life who don't mind or actually like smaller dicks (only the entrance to the vagina is supposed to have much sensitivity anyway) so it isn't that much of a leap to say some monsters would be into it.
They'd totally have size queens though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 09:46:07 2015 No.14482242 >>14482234 Fairies would

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 09:48:22 2015 No.14482248 >>14482235 The church needs to deus vult on these infidels.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 09:50:44 2015 No.14482253 >>14482239 Congratulations. I absolutely don't give a shit though.

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 09:50:52 2015 No.14482255

>>14482248
That overly long greentext earlier didn't exactly help my poor opinion on the Fallen God's shitty church. It makes me wonder what the Demon Lord will do once she's won and her whole civilization starts to collapse because the main religion teaches its followers to fuck all day and not give a shit about anything that doesn't involve their genitals.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 09:51:26 2015 No.14482257 File: 103 KB, 875x913, 1420481669734.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cyborg Centaurs are coming!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 09:51:58 2015 No.14482260 >>14482239 >It was about Ramlethal You know what anon, you're okay. Or would be if you didn't post on /v/.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 09:52:32 2015 No.14482261 >>14482236 Did KCLand Of Milk And Honey™ invent an item for such a problem?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 09:55:38 2015 No.14482264 >>14482261 Seriously?

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 09:56:39 2015 No.14482267

>>14482255
Since a crusade is the maximum expression of religious strenght faith can have, i wonder how it would be if someone called a crusade on some fallen god's kingdom.

Just imagine the best humanity can offer all at once in a place fighting for the chief goddess.

And people thought the church was lame.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 09:56:56 2015 No.14482268 >>14482264 I dunno man, that's why I'm asking. Though from being as hugboxy as it is, it probably already has

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 09:58:13 2015 No.14482272 >>14482261 Men who spend a lot of time with a monster girl gradually change to suit her preferences, so if she liked the rest of you but wishes you had a bigger dick it'd just be a matter of time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 09:58:48 2015 No.14482274 >>14482267 It is. That sounds incredibly lame. Make love, not war.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 09:59:38 2015 No.14482277 >>14482268 Becoming an Incubus involves a huge increase in genital size. No need to be so pasive aggressive about KC just cause you have a small dick though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 10:01:05 2015 No.14482282 >>14482268 Knowing that is like, one of the first things you learn about MGE.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 10:02:31 2015 No.14482284 >that dark elf rape doujin that just got uploaded

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 10:04:14 2015 No.14482289 >>14482284 The second part of that hisahiko one? Shit was depressing but my boner had a different opinion.

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 10:04:59 2015 No.14482293

>>14482272
It also works the other way around. Love that werewolf but wish she was a g-cup? Mamanobama got you covered.
Not to sound too SJW but I dislike that aspect of the setting. Love is about seeing the flaws in your partner and accepting them, but the mana just erases the flaws and adds stuff you want in its place. It makes me feel uneasy as hell.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 10:05:13 2015 No.14482294 >>14482284 >elf >rape Meh, how original, not gonna read it

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 10:08:54 2015 No.14482302 >>14482293 I don't like it. I love Oomukades but I'm a fan of breasts, I'd rather give her a kiss on the forehead and tell her not to worry when she gets insecure about it and tell her that I love her how she is than have her change for my sake.

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 10:09:03 2015 No.14482304

>>14482267
It would be a boring fight, and pointless at that.
I can't see a nation of Fallen God worshipers doing anything that would keep a nation running in the slightest, because it would distract from their hedonistic pit for too long.
So the Order armies would just wade through crumbling and abandoned towns only to find this massive orgy somewhere ignoring them. It'd be disheartening to march all that way only to find the enemy mass fucking in the ruins of their capital.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 10:11:02 2015 No.14482309 >>14482294 nothing wrong with the classics

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 10:11:57 2015 No.14482310

>>14482293
That mamonomana mane.
>Want that stain on your shirt removed? Mamonomana™
>Want an easy to prepare breakfast that's easy on the budget and tastes great? Mamonomana™
>Need to a one stop shop to get anything from fishing tackles to sledgehammers? Mamonomana™

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 10:13:12 2015 No.14482314

>>14482302
Exactly. There are two things I'd need to be sure of before marrying a monstergirl:
1: Would the mana/demonic energy change me in any way? If so it's a no sale.
2: Do we REALLY need kids? Overpopulation is going to be a problem in a monstergirl world anyway, and having kids only results in another monstergirl so it won't help the issue in the slightest. If so it's a no sale.
Which is why headcanon settings trump KC's world any day of the week. Demonic energy need not be a thing and monstergirls don't need to be baby crazy. It's beautiful.

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 10:14:20 2015 No.14482317
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I want to live in a Youko village in the middle of Mist Continent territory with a bunch of girls like pic related.
Comfy days, wild nights, my own Shangri-La of fluffy tail. Unlike the more restrained Inari, they'd be closer to their bestial nature. Some percentage would have sharp teeth, clawlike nails, long tongues, disconcerting eyes, and get just a bit too intense when they were excited. They'd have several nights a year where they really let loose with festivals and all night orgies. During a blood moon or something they'd go entirely horror-movie tier and eat an animal alive in the town square or just indulge in dripping raw meat.
Normally civil and relatively placid, they'd evince their nature whenever I got too close, brushing their tails on my bare skin and occasionally reaching in my pants to rub me hard during casual conversation. I'd never be able to take a bath without one or two making sport of it.
I could make food and medicine, training to be the local healer that treats injuries and maladies with a gentle and caring touch. I'd form a playful rapport with the local huntresses who came in after messing themselves up on demon beasts.
And then one day I'd have to face a choice
>Told to set aside an evening and come to the baths.
>Attended by two of the foxes, scrubbing me clean in an unusually businesslike manner, almost ritualistic.
>Given only a clean warm robe and some sandals to wear, sent to the main hall of the village.
>The leadership of the village has turned up lining the candlelit walls. Circling an empty space in the middle of the room with loose bedding is every single girl I've developed some affinity for. Naked.
>"Anon, you've played the tease long enough. It's time for you to settle down with a partner who can delight in you fully. So you're going to be ridden by potential suitors until you find your ideal match."
>Oh, so that's why they had me make those three dozen stamina draughts earlier in the week.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 10:16:19 2015 No.14482319 File: 284 KB, 640x645, 1440464641582.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14482293 >Spoiler Indeed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 10:18:51 2015 No.14482320 >>14482317 Why would you ever want to lose your youko harem?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 10:20:27 2015 No.14482324 >>14482320 It isn't a matter of wanting to lose it, it's just that one would eventually claim me whether I wanted it or not. This way would probably seem the most fair to them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 10:24:04 2015 No.14482327 >>14482317 Couldn't you just take a girlfriend and avoid all of this?

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 10:24:40 2015 No.14482329

>>14482293
Yeah, I would like to stay the same in a perfect scenario, though wouldn't be bothered too much otherwise.
Since the monstergirl would likely adapt herself to me, plus her species' very nature has at some point changed completely for humans' preference, this probably makes me a hypocrite.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 10:25:08 2015 No.14482330 >>14482327 Probably, but then I wouldn't be playing the harem protagonist game.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 10:25:19 2015 No.14482332 >>14482319 As a Britfag, I never grew up with Mr Rogers. Sometimes I wish we had that show over here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 10:26:03 2015 No.14482334 >>14482324 Nah man, just be selfish, go for all or nothing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 10:26:47 2015 No.14482335 >>14482327 >>14482330 And I suppose if I did that, I'd just ultimately pick the most Yao/Dakini-like one. Damn do those foxes do things to my penis.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 10:27:57 2015 No.14482338 Would desert kunoichi be called hassasins? Would they wear veils and have chocolate skin? Because that would be grand

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 10:29:06 2015 No.14482340 >>14482338 Yes, but they lose instantly to Alexandria the Great.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 10:30:01 2015 No.14482343 >"Whiskey, Hot Sauce, and Campfires: Marrying a Hell-Hound" by Anon E. Moose. >"Hot Heads and Big guys: Raising Heck-Pups for you" by Anon E. Moose

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 10:31:10 2015 No.14482344

>>14482338
I'm certain there was a brown edit for Kunoichi. Why are dark skinned anime girls so sexy? It doesn't do anything for me with 3D girls, but dark skinned 2D drives me crazy. It must be the facial features. In 2D you can be black and still have feminine features, while in real life black women have very masculine features in general.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 10:32:02 2015 No.14482345 >>14482343 What does the e means? WHAT DOES THE E MEANS?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 10:32:16 2015 No.14482346 >>14482340 Gilko a best! She's shiny and cute!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 10:32:21 2015 No.14482348 >>14482344 Brown does not mean black

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 10:33:02 2015 No.14482351 >>14482343 >tfw I love the more dominant canine type mamono but don't want kids >even though they're the type who are guaranteed to have a metric fuck load of children per pregnancy

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 10:33:28 2015 No.14482353 >>14482345 Edgar >>14482344 That's what kills it for me along with the hair color

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 10:33:39 2015 No.14482354 >>14482345 Enything

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 10:35:50 2015 No.14482360 File: 279 KB, 992x1024, 1446613149644.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14482351 >he doesn't want some heck pups pleb as fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 10:36:59 2015 No.14482362 >>14482360 >he uses a meme word to describe hellhound pups

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 10:37:22 2015 No.14482364 >>14482360 >hellound Speaking of plebs...

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 10:38:00 2015 No.14482367 >>14482360 Some of us don't want kids for various reasons. Deal with it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 10:38:27 2015 No.14482369 File: 538 KB, 460x1400, 2014-03-04-talesofvaloran036.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Where does your waifu get her charm from?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 10:39:01 2015 No.14482370 File: 485 KB, 1280x1280, 1449190103765-2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14481277 >>14481262 >>14481252 GET OVER HERE AND FUCK HER

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 10:39:12 2015 No.14482371 File: 64 KB, 410x600, 1386456446.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14482344 Your taste is impeccable, friend.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 10:43:46 2015 No.14482390 >>14482370 How creepy would it be if you had a dullahan as a girlfriend but you didn't know that, and then druing sex her head falls of? Would it be boner killer or would it make it diamonds?

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 10:45:11 2015 No.14482394
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>>14482390
>Not knowing your waifu's a Dullahan
>When it's not exactly hard to remove her head from her body
Anon, clearly you've not been faithful enough as her husband.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 10:46:36 2015 No.14482396 >>14482369 Your pic is entirely related.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 10:47:31 2015 No.14482400 >>14482370 This dude needs to draw more of that dullahan

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 10:47:38 2015 No.14482401 >>14482370 I want to fuck her slutty voiceboxpussy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 10:49:24 2015 No.14482406 >>14482394 I would kidnap a dullahan's head and then force her to mimic a radio, singing stuff and acting as the host in pure improvisation. How sexy would that be?

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 10:53:17 2015 No.14482413

>>14482390
>Would it be boner killer or would it make it diamonds?
Diamonds. But only if she was on top at the time, pretends to be dead for the remainder of the session and fakes some convulsing.
I'd be simultaneously cumming buckets and be terrified that I was about to go to prison. Then when she comes clean about it I'd want to add more stuff like this into our sex lives.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 10:56:00 2015 No.14482420 File: 585 KB, 1280x1280, Lewdahan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14482400 >>14482400 PREPARE YOURSELVES, THE BELLS HAVE TOLLED, SHELTER YOUR WEAK AND YOUR OLD, ALL OF YOU SHALL PAY THE FINAL SUM, CRY FOR MERCY, THE RECKONING HAS COME

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 10:59:38 2015 No.14482426 >>14482420 This reminded me of the fappening for some reason.

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 10:59:53 2015 No.14482427

>>14482390
Dullahan sex could be kinky as fuck
>her body furiously rides you cowgirl style as you hold her head close and passionately kiss
>you could eat her out and force her to deepthroat you at the same time
>you could go out somewhere when she stays home and still get a blowjob if you took her head along
>you could put her head down on the dresser and make her watch you fuck her body, making her feel like a voyeur and still letting her feel the pleasure at the same time

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 11:00:45 2015 No.14482429 >>14482420 Do you have change for a fifty? Actually, what's the toll anyway?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 11:01:27 2015 No.14482431 >>14482427 If you got off from that, imagine a Living Doll that you can unscrew each part of her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 11:04:09 2015 No.14482437 >>14482370 >>14482394 >>14482420 Why is the head's skin tone slightly darker than the body's?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 11:04:33 2015 No.14482438 >>14482151 Yes, that's KC's. Now, the question is, what is he doing drawing a Ryu? I must know in case he plans to draw more.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 11:04:47 2015 No.14482439 >>14482431 Who wants to fuck a doll? If we have to so that route I'd rather a yandere clockwork terminator.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 11:05:37 2015 No.14482441 monster girl idol series when?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 11:05:42 2015 No.14482442 >>14482439 Do not fist robutt

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 11:05:56 2015 No.14482443 File: 685 KB, 979x1752, 1449204288804.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14482437 Just the artists' preference.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 11:06:58 2015 No.14482446 >>14482443 That butt was made to be spanked.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 11:08:30 2015 No.14482452 File: 172 KB, 793x1007, 1449191978209-2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14482446 Her everything was made to be molested and loved.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 11:10:02 2015 No.14482457 >>14482452 You, i like how you think.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 11:11:26 2015 No.14482459 >>14482442 You don't get a choice in the matter. If your malfunctioning bodyguard now believes you are a married couple and wants to simulate sexual reproduction then she's going to use her superior strength to aid her clueless husband in the act.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 11:18:17 2015 No.14482474 >>14482457 Nah, I'm one of the worst fags in here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 11:18:20 2015 No.14482475 I want to study the sociopolitical structure of Wurm society. Where can I study these wonderful creatures?

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 11:22:01 2015 No.14482484

>>14482459
>Your robutt waifu is so advanced that her pussy is practically an assortment of metallic pieces and other technological stuff.
>Basically a meat grinder
>She can sense your sexual urges and due to a malfunction she reacts to it.
>When it happens she just climbs into the bed and raises her butt to you
>In a monotone, robotic voice she just urges you to fuck her like the bitch in heat that she is, wiggling her ass as she does.

What do?

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 11:22:06 2015 No.14482485

>>14482344
See
>>14482348
How can you think black women are the only women with dark skin? Black women aren't very neotenous which is what you mean by saying they have masculine features, but there are other kinds of darker skinned women who are. They're brown, not black, anon.

Think about some of the already brown MG's
Anubis doesn't have very nubian features.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 11:23:11 2015 No.14482490 >>14482475 Depends. Wurms inhabit all enviroments

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 11:26:12 2015 No.14482497 >>14482490 But where can I study them in a cultural context without human intervention? A sort of "state of nature", if you will. I want to know how they lived before ice cream and shiny things became their de facto currency.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 11:34:23 2015 No.14482516 File: 117 KB, 452x610, 49538315_p0_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14482439 >yandere clockwork terminator A++ top grade taste. >>14482484 Put her heat exhaust port to good use.

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 11:35:59 2015 No.14482520

>>14482497
Ah, you'll want to go to Wurmopolus, the fabled city of Wurms.

None knows where it is but it's rumored that a colony of Wurms still lives there, untouched by the modern world. But I have a theory about its location, one that involves a journey

A journey to the center of the earth

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 11:37:02 2015 No.14482522 >>14482520 Well, better call those guys from The Core so you can borrow their unobtanium tunneling machine.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 11:37:13 2015 No.14482523 >>14482520 We must build a vessel capable of defending us from the lusty caresses of Lava Golems, then. Do you think the density of the Earth's core explains the density of the common Wurm?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 11:41:58 2015 No.14482529 >>14482516 I want to read a story about a yandere clockwork terminator.

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 11:44:05 2015 No.14482533

>>14482522
Will do

>>14482523
There could be a CORElation but we need to do tests to be sure.

I need a magictech engineer who's bad with women, a hardened badass with a heart of gold, a suspicious man of dubious intent, and a black man.

I shall play the part of the wealthy financeer who's come along to see my dream come true

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 11:45:56 2015 No.14482539 >>14482533 >and a black man Goddammit. I will be the wide-eyed idealist science-boy, then. We should bring along some pretty girl with no clear purpose, as a mascot. For a journey like this, it should be Gnome or Ignis.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 11:47:49 2015 No.14482545 >>14482529 Good luck with that with all the dead writefaggots.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 11:48:34 2015 No.14482548 >>14482545 Maybe we could get Alp to write it in Wurms.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 11:50:17 2015 No.14482554 >>14482539 True. They would be quite fitting. We should probably tack a few titles and degrees on her to make it seems like shes qualified We will only mention them and never see them come into play

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 11:52:22 2015 No.14482557

>>14482554
Last but not least we need an ace pilot with an endless supply of witty banter and sarcastic insights into situations, regardless of appropriateness.
And maybe a the child or little brother of one of the team's members who stowed away on the ship. With a Heckpup he wants to take back to her home.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 11:53:04 2015 No.14482559 File: 314 KB, 1080x1080, 1416359517104.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14482239 Dammit footfag, couldn't you have at least made your post about her thighs?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 11:54:14 2015 No.14482560 >>14482559 That just looks weird.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 11:55:46 2015 No.14482561 >>14482554 >>14482557 You also need a Dark Priest who wishes to bring the light of her faith to the pagan Wurms who dance naked in their pagan orgies!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 11:57:03 2015 No.14482563 >>14482557 That and the member of this crew who is a sibling of a past crew that never returned.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 11:57:56 2015 No.14482568 >>14482559 I love her thighs, abs, and ass too, I just really wanted to cum on her feet. I'm not even a foot-fag.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 11:58:05 2015 No.14482569 >>14482561 None must interrupt the holy wiggling of the Wurms! It brings good fortune and husbands!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 11:58:19 2015 No.14482570 >>14481350 A yeti humming Christmas music is a happy yeti

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 11:58:51 2015 No.14482572 >>14482563 Of course! The daughteru of the professor who first discovered the technology required to make this journey possible! >>14482569 This is a point of eventual conflict.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 12:01:47 2015 No.14482578 File: 292 KB, 1280x905, barb chesh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cute

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 12:03:21 2015 No.14482579

>>14482529
>Early Modern science-type Lich builds an automaton to kidnap victims to experiment on
>It doesn't quite work and the automaton kidnaps a boy but then fails to deliver him
>She fails to reverse the movement orders for the way back and goes the same way in the other direction and starts guarding him in a dilapidated farmhouse

>She's gone into guard mode and prevents him from leaving while provisioning him so he doesn't die while the Mistress is occupied
>Too bad Mistress wrote her off as a failure and no help is coming
>The automaton brings the boy food and drink and interacts clumsily with him to prevent him from going insane with boredom in case Mistress needs a non-mindless test subject
>He starts getting Stockholm syndrome for the scary clockwork doll who tells him stories of distant lands with a dead-eyed monotone and gives him mechanical handjobs when he gets horny enough to pop spontaneous boners

>She begins to slow down as her winding runs out and finally one morning fails to get up
>He's now addicted to her and waits patiently for her to play with him
>He gets more and more sad and anxious as she doesn't wake up
>Finally he starts to tearfully molest her
>He accidentally puts his dick in her winding machine at her crotch
>His frantic pumping winds her insides up again and his semen gives the magical kickstart she needs to boot up
>She whirrs to action as he lies on top of her, dick still inside her, crying
>She registers that he's sad and requires hugs and headpats
>His mind breaks when she suddenly begins to cuddle him

>Years later the Mistress remembers to check up on the automaton
>He still lives with it at that farm, convinced that it's his wife
>The Lich takes both of them to her lair so she can do some research on mindbreak
Bad end?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 12:03:47 2015 No.14482580 File: 78 KB, 971x865, 1438912345434.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14482578 >those thick meaty thighs

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 12:04:25 2015 No.14482581 >>14482579 >Bad end? No, To Be Continued.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 12:05:26 2015 No.14482584 >>14482578 That Cheshire needs a good spanking and thigh job, god damn. Glad Barb decided to stop being a pussy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 12:09:32 2015 No.14482590 >>14482579 I like this idea very much.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 12:10:35 2015 No.14482592 >>14482578 Some serious butterface going on here. Time to whip out the paper bag.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 12:11:56 2015 No.14482594 >>14482592 You mean "Anon's Pleasure Bag"?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 12:13:26 2015 No.14482597 >>14482578 Lovely. I wanna smooch her on the nose.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 12:13:31 2015 No.14482598 >>14482578 Niceeee.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 12:13:33 2015 No.14482599 >>14482581 Getting thrown into various outlandish situations with your hard, wooden mindbreak waifu by an uncaring Lich would not be fun for Mr. Peasant here. A worst-case scenario might be NTR.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 12:13:48 2015 No.14482601 >>14482592 I don't see it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 12:16:47 2015 No.14482606 >>14482601 Her face is a bit off because Barb was frustrated with it, which I can see, but that anon just isn't used to eastern style characters actually having noses most likely.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 12:17:41 2015 No.14482608 >>14482578 This looks like some kind of piece of art, I want it on my living room.

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 12:18:10 2015 No.14482609

>>14482578
>Like i said on my stream yesterday i’ll take a break and it’ll last until i fix the terrible faces i draw. The sad part is that i’ll probably never be able to fix them orz
They're not terrible Barb, they're just a different style and an easy way to tell whose art it is

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 12:20:05 2015 No.14482612
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>>14482529
>>14482548
>Be apprentice at a toymaker's shop
>He's a kindly old gentleman with a Bavarian accent, smelling of pine and saw dust
>Often jokes that he keeps one eye beneath his eye patch to help him focus
>You can't help but feel a bit eerie about the life size doll that sits in his workshop, dressed in lavish clothes
>Her unblinking blue eyes feeling like they're watching you
>Over some pints he once joked that she was built after a niece of his, but the girl didn't want to play with such a 'hideous' thing
>Confides in you that he likes the company, and asks if you could help clean her and keep her spic-and-span throughout the days
>Just as a way to remember his niece, her family having died in a fire at their mansion
>Clean her, talk to her, it's nice having somebody who will listen
>A young woman visits you and flirts with you, her son in tow, telling you that a strapping young man shouldn't be working in such a dusty place
>She's found the next morning in a back alley, her son bawling his eyes out
>She was garroted by wires by a 'Phantom' the boy says between tears
>Begin to worry, start leaving the store earlier in the day after cleaning your doll, naming her Maria
>Another young woman flirts with you, her eyes widening in terror one day as two hands clasp around your shoulders
>Get turned around, it's Maria, she's alive
"Am I not goo enough?"
"Is it because I cannot hope or feel or cry?"
"What must I do to gain your love?"
"Uncle Drosselmeier told me I could have you, but only if you'd accept me."
"I want to know what it's like, to be human! To be loved!"
>Before you can react, she binds your arms and legs with wire, dragging you upstairs, pulling her clothes and yours off
>Her abdomen seems more... fleshy than the rest of her, the arms and legs moving in their ball joints
>Spend the rest of the day getting raped by the Doll

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 12:20:17 2015 No.14482613 >>14482609 Ouch, as someone that's never had an issue with his faces I'm under the impression that this wasn't the only place to give him those criticisms.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 12:20:45 2015 No.14482615 >>14482601 The nose is off-center. The whole structure is centered instead of the line where it attaches to the skull being centered. Then there's the weird awkwardly positioned mouth.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 12:24:18 2015 No.14482621 >>14482612 Good end.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 12:25:21 2015 No.14482624 File: 111 KB, 850x804, 8bc5c883c3aa1b5a1760b7775be9e823.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >*Pet dragon requests to mate. >Please select your choice: >[ ] Accept >[ ] Ignore

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 12:26:10 2015 No.14482626 >>14482624 [x] Accept [x] POMF

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 12:27:02 2015 No.14482627 >>14482608 Art, y'say? http://i.imgur.com/gNPyTSE.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 12:28:18 2015 No.14482632 >>14482624 Built for sex.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 12:28:36 2015 No.14482633 >>14482627 >http://i.imgur.com/gNPyTSE.jpg Where's her bush.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 12:29:14 2015 No.14482636 >>14482624 [ ] Accept [X] Ignore

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 12:29:15 2015 No.14482637 >>14482624 The probability of rape for selecting ignore seems pretty high, so: [x] Accept and cuddlefuck.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 12:30:12 2015 No.14482638 >>14482633 Shaved, duh.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 12:34:09 2015 No.14482643 >>14482638 Eh.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 12:38:13 2015 No.14482644 >>14482638 >Shaving bush There's a reason why Albedo is moe in more ways than just being yandere. She's quite bushy down there <3

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 12:38:29 2015 No.14482645 >>14482615 Redline please

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 12:43:27 2015 No.14482649 File: 637 KB, 1000x1097, 48500103_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14482624 [x] Mating press and impregnate

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 12:45:13 2015 No.14482651 >>14482645 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbJanCYONrk

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 12:47:54 2015 No.14482654 >>14482649 What is this "mating press" you speak of?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 12:49:53 2015 No.14482658 >>14482654 Missionary where you lie on top of and completely cover the girl's bod with your own.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 12:51:12 2015 No.14482662 >>14482654 http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1696638?tags=mating_press+ http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2209036?tags=mating_press+ That's a mating press.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 12:52:43 2015 No.14482664 >>14482658 Lotus position a best breeding method.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 12:52:44 2015 No.14482665 >>14482658 >>14482662 Good. This is good.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 13:00:02 2015 No.14482674 >>14482664 http://exhentai.org/s/e632a3f938/667495-15 It really is the best.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 13:01:42 2015 No.14482680 File: 1.10 MB, 1109x1700, tumblr_nxx6ueOCJ41r6u72yo1_r2_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Ittla opened commissions for Christmas Cheap too, being broke sucks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 13:03:49 2015 No.14482684 >>14482680 Dressed for sex, is she? Purple is the color of sex.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 13:03:59 2015 No.14482688 >>14482674 I want to rape a Paladin in the lotus position.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 13:04:22 2015 No.14482689 >>14482664 Damn straight. http://i.imgur.com/5q9WOKw.png

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 13:04:40 2015 No.14482691 >>14482684 No, that's red.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 13:06:05 2015 No.14482693 >>14482691 Roses are red, violets are blue, purple snake means sexy times for you!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 13:07:02 2015 No.14482695 File: 483 KB, 924x1399, tumblr_nylm32i2oR1r6u72yo1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14482691 Red is indeed the colour of sex. http://i.imgur.com/VfXXv2e.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 13:08:57 2015 No.14482699 >>14482695 First I get to admire Caska's ass in the Berserk thread, now this. Are not the gods good?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 13:15:07 2015 No.14482707 File: 134 KB, 2148x2000, 1412248131744.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Join the dark side. Do it now!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 13:16:52 2015 No.14482709 File: 615 KB, 1062x1014, 40513390.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14482707 I'm already on the dark hair side, though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 13:17:05 2015 No.14482710 >>14482707 Only if I get a waifu who will brush my teeth and bring me breakfast in bed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 13:17:38 2015 No.14482713 >>14482707 She's already got three quarters of my forearm! I've got no chance to fight back!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 13:17:48 2015 No.14482714 >>14482710 You're lazy! You get a Shoggoth!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 13:18:55 2015 No.14482717 File: 166 KB, 400x400, 1443207983862.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14482695 I usually hate Oni with a passion but holy shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 13:18:58 2015 No.14482718 >>14482709 damn she gotta faaaaat belly

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 13:20:40 2015 No.14482721 >>14482709 I love this pic

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 13:24:22 2015 No.14482729 >>14482709 Damn that's a pregnant fox. we need to go bigger.

>>	NiceDaemonette Sun Dec 13 13:25:48 2015 No.14482732 File: 381 KB, 672x1100, 275_cait_sith_L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why do you guy hate Cait and Cu Sith so much? They're high tier monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 13:26:24 2015 No.14482734 >>14482732 I don't though. they make lovely furniture.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 13:27:27 2015 No.14482737 >>14482718 >>14482721 >>14482729 The nice thing about litters is that you can get all the kids you need in one go.

>>	NiceDaemonette Sun Dec 13 13:28:41 2015 No.14482738 >>14482734 ... reported

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 13:30:23 2015 No.14482741
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>Sometimes in my dreams I can see it
>A ghastly thing, naught resembling the freighter I used to steer the wheel of
>Its black tar-covered hull looming against the horizon, a beastly maw gnashing at the waves as it carries itself forward
>On sails that cannot carry the wind, on a rudder that cannot steer
>Often times I see her at the helm, her skin as pale white as the winter snow
>Red eyes condemning me, accusing me
>A Captain must go down with his ship, and I fear that she is coming for me

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 13:30:55 2015 No.14482743 >>14482732 They'd be fine if they didn't have all that fur on them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 13:31:06 2015 No.14482745 File: 117 KB, 256x400, 18337698_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14482721 I just want to impregnate...

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 13:31:53 2015 No.14482747 >>14482745 I too wish to do this. I want to give an elf a litter.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 13:32:06 2015 No.14482751 >>14482732 >>14482738 >NiceDaemonette

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 13:32:12 2015 No.14482752 >>14482732 In Bizarro World, maybe

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 13:32:24 2015 No.14482753 So the pregnancy fetishists have landed, which fetish is next?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 13:32:52 2015 No.14482755 >>14482747 Don't elves have low birthrates?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 13:33:41 2015 No.14482756 >>14482753 >pregnancy fetishists Are you saying you don't want to impregnate your waifu?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 13:34:05 2015 No.14482758 Would you buy your daughteru Gundam: The Origin manga for Christmas?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 13:34:42 2015 No.14482759 >>14482751 Don't reply. Filter him and forget he exists. It's the only way.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 13:35:16 2015 No.14482760 >>14482732 I don't hate them, I just don't find them sexy. I'd gladly have a cute Cait Sith/Cu Sith maid duo to serve me if I could be sure they wouldn't rape me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 13:35:34 2015 No.14482761 >>14482755 We're going to fix that. >>14482758 Maybe, why do you ask? She'd get a crush on shota Char

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 13:37:35 2015 No.14482764 >>14482759 I actually had his(?) name filtered back on /a/, but I never did so on /jp/ because I was under the impression that I wouldn't have to in the first place.

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 13:37:59 2015 No.14482765
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>>14482761
>why do you ask
Because I still don't know how to spend my tax returns this year, and these massive bricks seem like they'd fit nicely on my shelf but they're expensive and I don't know if I should get them or not.
I therefore thinly veiled my conundrum as a form of discussion about MGs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 13:38:17 2015 No.14482766 >>14482753 >tfw you will never befriend a lonely monster girl, then brutally dismember her and rape the corpse

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 13:38:39 2015 No.14482770 >>14482761 >We're going to fix that. How?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 13:38:58 2015 No.14482771 >>14482770 Magic!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 13:39:01 2015 No.14482772 File: 2.13 MB, 1980x2800, 1438897842409.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14482755 I wonder if Onis are immune to fetal alcohol syndrome...? I bet my wife would get really cranky and clingy if she had to be sober for almost a year.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 13:40:52 2015 No.14482779 >>14482771 You can't just say "magic" and make it so anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 13:42:04 2015 No.14482784 >>14482779 It's the magic of love, anon. Every ovulation she has will be flooded with so much semen that eventually one will stick.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 13:43:23 2015 No.14482788 >>14482766 Go away /b/

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 13:45:02 2015 No.14482792

>>14482779
Fine.

My end is going to involve downing a concoction of manticore venom, humpy egg, holst milk, and corruption fruit while I make sure that she is sprinkled with a healthy helping of moth man dust in addition to three fertility potions and a small augmentation to her womb to make her as receptive to breeding as a goblin.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 13:45:37 2015 No.14482794 >>14482788 Nice dubs, but I'm not going anywhere.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 13:45:48 2015 No.14482795 >>14482792 Sounds dangerous.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 13:45:51 2015 No.14482796 >>14482753 I'd like to see a return to fingers

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 13:46:43 2015 No.14482797 >>14482795 It'll be fine. What could go wrong?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 13:51:07 2015 No.14482804 >>14482732 Caith sith a shit, Cu sith is actually olev.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 13:52:59 2015 No.14482810 >>14482804 Furfag please leave.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 13:58:00 2015 No.14482826 File: 94 KB, 360x344, 1382234663785.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14482732 >>14482738 No, not you

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 14:00:02 2015 No.14482835 File: 905 KB, 240x228, 1440963499456.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14482804 >Either kemono >Good

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 14:02:48 2015 No.14482841 >>14482804 Cait Sith is good too... >>14482810 You can't make us go anywhere... and stop calling people furred just because we disagree with you... >>14482826 Yes, me... >>14482835 ... But it's true anon

>>	NiceDaemonette Sun Dec 13 14:03:49 2015 No.14482846 >>14482841 ...Forgot my name

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 14:08:10 2015 No.14482854 >>14482841 If you like furshit, then you are a furfag by definition. In which case you are obligated to fuck off, preferably to /b/

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 14:09:02 2015 No.14482856 >>14482854 Filter and ignore it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 14:09:20 2015 No.14482857 >>14482841 >>14482846 You're doing this on purpose or you're fresh off the boat from FA, either way you will feel ashamed of your words and deeds

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 14:11:07 2015 No.14482859 >>14482857 He's doing it on purpose and you should ignore him so he get's bored when nobody gives him attention.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 14:11:44 2015 No.14482862 >>14482857 ND is an inveterate shitposter. Ignore him.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 14:13:01 2015 No.14482864 File: 32 KB, 106x208, zombie snusnu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Undead Kingdoms sound awesome.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 14:14:00 2015 No.14482869 >>14482864 Corpses are gross.

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 14:14:41 2015 No.14482872

>>14482841
If you leave all that furfag hate aside, Cu sith is actually god tier in terms of personality and behaviour, Caith sith is the only shit when it comes to that on top of being a furry.

Even if i don't like furry shit, if i had to choose i would take a Cu sith any time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 14:17:20 2015 No.14482880 >>14482872 >Being reasonably tolerant and not a foaming-mouthed zealot >On 4chan Away with you!

>>	NiceDaemonette Sun Dec 13 14:18:38 2015 No.14482884 >>14482857 I'm not ashamed of anything... and disagreeing with the circlejerk doesn't make me a troll... >>14482862 ... You guys are the shitposters

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 14:19:29 2015 No.14482886 >>14482872 >>14482880 Fuck off furfags.

>>	NiceDaemonette Sun Dec 13 14:19:39 2015 No.14482887 >>14482884 Well spoken ND! You're the best!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 14:20:06 2015 No.14482889 File: 138 KB, 853x662, 1414627997717.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14482869 Magical ones aren't.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 14:20:46 2015 No.14482891 File: 25 KB, 550x564, 1397038184041.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14482869 Fuck you say...?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 14:21:08 2015 No.14482893 >>14482889 Yeah they are.

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 14:21:16 2015 No.14482895

>>14482872
Except almost all of her schtick is based on the fact that she's kemono as fuck, same thing with Cait Sith. It doesn't matter if they're an MG or not, they're still predominantly animal in appearance.

You'd have better luck trying to peddle something like an anomaly like a cat-trap getting pegged by some guy who thinks all his waifu did was eat a futa fruit or some stupid bullshit like that.

I mean, less gets away with Alping a known male character all the damned time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 14:21:44 2015 No.14482897 File: 719 KB, 1228x868, 53562928_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 14:23:16 2015 No.14482901 >>14482891 I said that Undead monster girls are disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 14:23:28 2015 No.14482902 >>14482897 What a lovely bodytype.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 14:23:39 2015 No.14482905 >>14482897 Tits nice, hips perfect, would intercrural twice in a row.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 14:23:47 2015 No.14482907 >>14480155 I want this but with a Kejourou

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 14:24:41 2015 No.14482909 >>14482897 She looks too cute to dick.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 14:25:33 2015 No.14482914 >>14482901 You'll make her cry, anon. You won't like that because her tears have become stagnant and smell like shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 14:25:41 2015 No.14482915 >>14482901 That's mean.

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 14:26:32 2015 No.14482917

>>14482905
I never understood intercrural. It's like going on vacation where there's an awesome resort, and choosing to stay in the shanty down a city over instead for the same price.

I mean thighs are nice and all, don't get me wrong, but you're right beside the best place and choose not to got here?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 14:27:12 2015 No.14482921 >>14481974 >ring on her finger That ain't no prostitute.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 14:28:01 2015 No.14482924 >>14482921 A prostitute is like any other woman; they all trade something for sex~ And they do it weeell~

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 14:28:36 2015 No.14482926 >>14482921 She's married to lust.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 14:30:46 2015 No.14482933 File: 188 KB, 800x1738, Can Wind Up Dolls Still Feel.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14480155 >>14482907 >LDR will never write more Succubus

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 14:31:55 2015 No.14482942 >>14482933 >It's called Daisy No, fuck you, this is not okay.

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 14:32:08 2015 No.14482943

>be adventurer
>no wars on, hard up for work
>have to take up husband retrieval jobs to make ends meet

>married sailors go out to sea to make money to feed their human families like good husbands and fathers
>fucking Poseidon sinks their ships so seadwelling monster girls can satisfy their cock cravings
>does she even realize how dependent the economy is on maritime trade?
>bereaved families pool their savings to finance search-and-rescue parties

>weeks out at sea
>ship's mages running themselves ragged fighting off storms and sea beasts
>waste days dowsing for underwater cave systems with shitty equipment
>finally locate site of wreck
>prepare to descend to the seabed in a rickety-ass diving bell made with subpar metalcraft
>this is why you make the big bucks
>at least the water is clear enough to see through
>drag bell along seabed until you reach cave entrance
>hold breath and swim up into air pocket

>find all the sailors laid out in seaweed rape-beds
>whole cavern smells like fish and jizz
>aquatic monster girls everywhere
>chiefgodguardmycock.fresco
>try to explain that you need to take the men back so their families don't starve without an income
>fishtits start crying about not letting you steal their "husbands"
>squidbitch trying to convince you that the mens' human families can just move in with them
>at the bottom of the fucking ocean
>whole time you're arguing this fat puffer fish chick keeps sidling up next to you and trying to stick her hand down your breeches
>fucking monsters
>fucking Poseidon
>fucking adventuring life
>should've been a farmer

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 14:32:53 2015 No.14482944 File: 102 KB, 800x1817, I WANT TO GET OFF THIS RIDE.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14482933 >>14482942

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 14:33:40 2015 No.14482946 >>14482944 >posting the rest HATE. LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HATE.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 14:35:06 2015 No.14482951 >>14482943 Monstergirls don't go after married men, even if they're with human women.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 14:35:25 2015 No.14482952 >>14482933 >>14482944 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 14:37:03 2015 No.14482958 File: 161 KB, 800x1817, 3570796faafb18ed86b5a1445a54f1b19.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14482933 >Tiny Electric Hearts will never be finished

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 14:38:07 2015 No.14482961 >>14482944 >>14482958 Why spam this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 14:38:33 2015 No.14482963 >>14482951 Polygamy's a big thing in the monster girl world, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 14:38:38 2015 No.14482964 >>14482933 >>14482944 >>14482958 What does this have to do with monstergirls?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 14:38:56 2015 No.14482965 >>14482958 YBA never updates his good stories. Or at all.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 14:39:16 2015 No.14482966 >>14482864 What is this? Undead rape for ants?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 14:39:35 2015 No.14482969 >>14482961 >spam Jumping to conclusions rather quickly. I didn't see someone had already posted it. No idea why the dupe detector didn't catch it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 14:39:36 2015 No.14482968 >>14482946 >Yandere Clockwork Terminator singing Daisy after Anon pulls her wind-up key

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 14:39:51 2015 No.14482971 >>14482963 It's not ultra common though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 14:41:29 2015 No.14482974 >>14482951 They're explicitly stated to ignore the magical scent-marking if they're hard-up enough. Leaving other women's men alone is a guideline, not a rule.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 14:43:26 2015 No.14482978 >>14482964 Dollgirls/mechgirls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 14:44:56 2015 No.14482980 >>14482958 Where is this comic strip from? I can't find an origin, only reposts.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 14:45:32 2015 No.14482984 >>14482974 So basically they're pirates.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 14:48:14 2015 No.14482996 >>14482984 I think sluts is the word you were looking for. MGs that fuck with someones happy relationship need to be purged.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 14:48:37 2015 No.14482998 File: 912 KB, 1200x900, e4a8b8c10953d7eb272fd9b23eab2ab7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You wouldn't push a succubus into the mating press position and unload your seed inside her ovulating womb, now would you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 14:50:38 2015 No.14483006 >>14482998 That Succubus looks like 10/10 one-san material.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 14:50:56 2015 No.14483009 >>14482998 Don't worry, I'm not about that life. If she were a Kobold daughteru on the other hand...

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 14:51:00 2015 No.14483010

>>14482980
Here:
http://suqling.tumblr.com/post/100798702396/its-often-about-the-ones-left-behind-than-the

Blame everything about Tumblr for the fact that you can never find an artist source by looking through it. That, and everything about its layout and formatting.
Additionally, you can actually see this artist get worse and worse over time as the traditional Tumblr style begins to affect her art.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 14:51:03 2015 No.14483011 File: 1.14 MB, 1050x1352, 32f6460906c97f0a62344040aab19ad5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14482998 Why yes I would, especially this one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 14:52:12 2015 No.14483015 >>14482998 No, I wouldn't.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 14:53:54 2015 No.14483025 >>14482998 I'd push her into some sort of position that involves fucking.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 14:54:41 2015 No.14483027 >>14483010 Thanks. I did manage to find a deviantart by the same owner, which doesn't seem as bad.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 14:56:16 2015 No.14483037 >>14482968 >after But isn't she fine when that's done?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 14:58:41 2015 No.14483044 I want to make a dark elf into my milky breeding slave!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:00:31 2015 No.14483051 >>14483044 Would you make her wear nipple clamps whenever you aren't milking her so that she doesn't leak?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:00:36 2015 No.14483052 >>14483010 >traditional Tumblr style What the hell are you talking about, I see nothing wrong with the art Or did you just take one look at the icon and assume the worst in your mind

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:00:43 2015 No.14483053 File: 863 KB, 800x1180, d0d79ae81bd849dda9df9c273be3d622.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14483015 Succubutts require your love in order to exist, anon. Would you deny them life with your poor dick choice?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:01:06 2015 No.14483057 >>14483044 These are superior tastes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:01:29 2015 No.14483059 >>14482998 Yes. Yes I would. I'd do it until her smug grin melts away and she starts realizing that she might actually get pregnant. And then after I finish inside her, I'll kiss her on the forehead and tell her I'll take responsibility.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:01:44 2015 No.14483063 >>14483051 Of course, nothing would be better than watching her walk around with a baby filled belly and huge breasts in need of milking.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:02:45 2015 No.14483070 >>14483053 I'd rather mating press girls I like more.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:03:40 2015 No.14483075 >>14481974 Something about those face markers gets me off.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:04:15 2015 No.14483077 >>14483011 Wait a minute, why am I in the hospital? How did I end up their? And why is she striking a pose that looks like she's trying to scare me, doesn't she know that could make my health worse by giving me a heart attack?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:04:24 2015 No.14483078 >>14483053 Perhaps she could bother someone more interested?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:05:33 2015 No.14483084 >>14483057 Now for the real question. Do you keep it at just one elf or do you do more? Filling your home/palace/dungeon/appartment with milky, pregnant elves?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:06:57 2015 No.14483089 File: 123 KB, 700x521, Undercover Cop Hunting Serial Yeti.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:07:48 2015 No.14483091 >>14483084 I would go for more, but i would keep it at even numbers, i don't want bad juju.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:08:12 2015 No.14483092 >>14483089 Cockatrices are cute.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:10:00 2015 No.14483099 >>14482966 http://i.imgur.com/4brn798.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:10:10 2015 No.14483100 >>14483077 She dragged you off to a love hotel with themed rooms of course. There's also the jail cell option and the maid roleplay if you'd prefer.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:10:55 2015 No.14483102 >>14483089 Cute.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:11:14 2015 No.14483105 Would kind of pantsu would a Lich wear?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:12:46 2015 No.14483109 File: 121 KB, 666x568, 1439173735117.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14483089 You can't hug what you can't catch

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:13:02 2015 No.14483110 >>14483091 >>14483091 Oh, so you'd want four elves? Each of them doing their best to pleasure you while walking about in skimpy clothing?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:13:15 2015 No.14483112 File: 58 KB, 450x273, 1443064828283.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14483105 Tight burgundy panties with a cartoony skull on the back.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:13:25 2015 No.14483113 >>14483070 Are you a faceless fat man? That's like their signature position.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:13:38 2015 No.14483114 >>14483105 >Lich >Wearing pantsu

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:14:33 2015 No.14483117 >>14483105 Whatever was the style when she passed on. Maybe bloomers, maybe a loincloth.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:14:51 2015 No.14483120 >>14483110 You sir, you understand how a gentleman thinks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:14:53 2015 No.14483121 >>14483109 Bruce Willis, no!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:15:05 2015 No.14483122 >>14483077 >heart attack? More like a dick attack.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:15:48 2015 No.14483125 >>14482998 Should ?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:17:09 2015 No.14483127 >>14483120 Good. Now for a tough question. what do you do with the daughterus?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:17:14 2015 No.14483128 >>14483114 >not wanting to see a fat-bottomed Lich with namaniku atk style pantylines

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:20:56 2015 No.14483135 File: 1.15 MB, 1040x1040, 6d672b8d733791a5a5ba60e229814198.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14483128 Big cold butts a best. I wish I could kidnap Nakaniku and make him draw all my favourite monmusus.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:21:06 2015 No.14483137 >>14483100 Nah, I'm fine with the whole nurse themed room. I do hope shes prepared to give me copious amounts of head pats and cuddlesex, for only those can make me feel better.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:21:30 2015 No.14483138 >>14483127 They are my daughterus, obviously there would be love and cuddles, also dickings if the circumstances are right.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:21:32 2015 No.14483139 >>14483128 She's not wearing panties in her profile. Now that I think about it it'd probably actually be a pretty small list of girls we can actually see wearing panties in their profile picture.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:23:34 2015 No.14483149 >>14483138 Would you have them watch you impregnate their milky, wide hipped moms when they are older, watching as the elven matrons blush at the thought of their children seeing them bear more of your brood?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:25:28 2015 No.14483154 >>14483138 So you're saying you wouldn't let your fellow faceless fat men breed your daughters? Way to skimp on normal hospitality, scrooge!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:25:37 2015 No.14483157 >>14483122 Well, as long as she gives me lots of cuddlesex, I'll be a happy man and become healthier in the process.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:27:46 2015 No.14483164 >>14483154 >Thinking i will allow ntr in my house Away with you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:29:10 2015 No.14483168 >>14483164 What, do you let your daughters have boyfriends?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:29:34 2015 No.14483170 >>14483149 Not watch, maybe hear, and when they ask me what it is all about i will give them the sex talk in a really kinky way.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:31:39 2015 No.14483184 >>14483170 That is just as good. You wouldn't use any additives to make their mother lactate even more would you? Their chests always full of cream for their children?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:31:58 2015 No.14483187 File: 339 KB, 609x728, 345025b12ddc4bf73ab36eb0bff3fd8e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Question, why are Yuki-Onna considered 'good'? They're by far the worst of girls and the most possessive.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:32:46 2015 No.14483194 All i want is to create my own community of elfs to believe and pray to me as their founder god-father is that too much to ask?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:33:03 2015 No.14483195 >>14482420 Do you have this uncensored? iqdb ain't got shit, captain.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:34:52 2015 No.14483200 >>14483187 >worst girls Lol nope >most obsessive Nope again. Also, >implying obsessiveness is bad

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:35:13 2015 No.14483202

>>14483139
Ok I just checked and couldn't get past all the girls that start with D before I gave up, turns out there's a lot more wearing panties/shorts/or at least some loincloth thing covering themselves. There's still a lot that have nothing more than a clawed hand or a convenient piece of monster part covering themselves.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:37:33 2015 No.14483214 File: 145 KB, 689x1000, putrefied.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you a rotten girl?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:37:46 2015 No.14483216 File: 2.53 MB, 795x1110, 152356346346546.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] god its so cold

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:38:07 2015 No.14483217 >>14483184 Everything to tenderly bully my elves.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:39:20 2015 No.14483222 >>14483214 You mean like a Fujo? A long as she didn't try to involve me into that gay stuff, sure.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:39:40 2015 No.14483226 >>14483216 >Druella >getting anything for christmas Immersion broken.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:39:51 2015 No.14483227 >>14483217 Well just don't get too crazy... you wouldn't want to see an elf forced to carry hear breasts in each arm, the tender flesh filled to bursting with milk.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:40:22 2015 No.14483229 >>14483222 Does it count if she kidnaps recently turned Alps and wants you to teach them the joys of being a woman?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:40:32 2015 No.14483230 >>14483216 What I'd give to be in that daki's place. >>14483226 Her mother loves her anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:41:12 2015 No.14483232 >>14483229 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:41:33 2015 No.14483233 >>14483232 Oh.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:41:37 2015 No.14483234 >>14483222 >putrefied.jpg I mean an undead that's spent too much time in the warm.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:42:15 2015 No.14483237 >>14483226 Shit meme

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:42:20 2015 No.14483238 >>14483230 I refuse to believe anyone could love her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:42:39 2015 No.14483240 >>14483229 That's also weird self-NTR and I wouldn't want a awaifu who's into that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:42:58 2015 No.14483241 >>14483187 Yanderes are olev.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:43:42 2015 No.14483244 >>14483238 Her husband does.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:43:52 2015 No.14483245 >>14483216 unknown to Deruella, someone was hiding behind the tree, about to jump out and scare her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:44:05 2015 No.14483247 >>14483195 http://therealfunk.tumblr.com/post/96632854214/sketch-commissions-of-sile-and-liadan-in-different

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:44:23 2015 No.14483249 >>14483237 >meme Don't get sassy with me anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:44:44 2015 No.14483251 >>14482998 No I wouldn't, because I'm starting to dislike mating press of how much you guys mention it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:44:48 2015 No.14483252 >>14483216 It's in the 50s where I am. Flipland is actually capable of getting cold?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:44:54 2015 No.14483253 >>14483234 Ew. As long she took better care of herself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:45:40 2015 No.14483255 >>14483244 Oh, so you think lying to me is funny, do you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:45:47 2015 No.14483256 >>14483247 Thanks m8

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:45:51 2015 No.14483257 File: 250 KB, 650x488, 1431812783979.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14483187 They still save men from snow storms, just in a more dangerous way by making the snow storm lead the man to her abode

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:46:45 2015 No.14483262 >>14483251 It begins. Soon, mating press will be a meme word despise by all.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:48:47 2015 No.14483267 >>14483262 The very essence of "I hate it because it's popular".

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:50:23 2015 No.14483274 What's a mating press?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:51:28 2015 No.14483278 >>14483274 Look up the thread a little and find out. Or literally Google it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:51:37 2015 No.14483280 File: 554 KB, 650x813, 1431626686248.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ever wondered what a sweaty angel smells like? Or tastes like?

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:51:52 2015 No.14483282
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>>14483257
Anon, Yuki-Onna don't care about humans at all. They're only in it for the heat, and once that warmth runs out, they'll toss aside the user like cheap garbage.

Truly, Yuki-Onna are the worst of ice girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:52:39 2015 No.14483287 >>14483274 It's news media related to mates and becoming mates

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:53:06 2015 No.14483288 >>14483280 That's a tengu, not an angel. So it probably tastes oriental.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:54:03 2015 No.14483291 >>14483282 If you hate them so much, why do you have pictures of them?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:54:10 2015 No.14483293 >>14483282 bate

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:56:54 2015 No.14483305 File: 68 KB, 783x800, d9bea6a4483aeee97388c92fdfe719fe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14483291 So I can spread the word and warn others, as they are the worst of the vanilla monsters.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:58:15 2015 No.14483310 >>14483238 Well, I love her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:59:07 2015 No.14483315 File: 381 KB, 1200x600, 1441472226632.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14483216 I've never been so jealous of a daki.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:59:38 2015 No.14483317 >>14483305 How can i be real if those breasts aren't?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:01:11 2015 No.14483320 >>14483310 That's ok, it just means you're wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:02:12 2015 No.14483323 >>14483305 Look at those milk jugs. They'd make a Holst jealous.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:02:48 2015 No.14483326 >>14483315 The fact that her tail's wrapped around it is what gets me. It's the little things, you know?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:03:34 2015 No.14483329 Tomboy Monster Girls?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:04:36 2015 No.14483334 >>14483329 No

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:05:25 2015 No.14483336 >>14483329 >Monster girl >Lacking in femininity Minotaurs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:05:32 2015 No.14483337 >>14483334 Why?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:05:38 2015 No.14483338 >>14483326 ...Wait, where the hell is that tail coming from!?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:06:14 2015 No.14483341 >>14483326 Tail hugs best hugs. I still can't believe that people kept thinking her tail was a badly drawn ass.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:06:34 2015 No.14483344 >>14483329 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:07:37 2015 No.14483349 >>14483337 Because I was just messing around with you

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:08:13 2015 No.14483352 File: 512 KB, 768x700, 1450040893925.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] All this Christmas cheer up in here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:09:40 2015 No.14483357 >>14483338 See this guy anon >>14483341 What looks like a leg is actually the base of her tail.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:09:57 2015 No.14483360 >>14483336 Minotaurs are cute.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:10:29 2015 No.14483361 File: 88 KB, 700x523, 1449721067441.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14483352 Yeah

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:11:29 2015 No.14483367 >>14483338 >>14483341 >>14483357 Maybe it should be illustrated for those who can't suss it out. http://i.imgur.com/HcshYhm.png

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:14:08 2015 No.14483379 >>14483252 On winter season, temperature here reaches ~25C. Thats pretty cold considering that average temperatures are ~30C

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:14:11 2015 No.14483380 >>14483367 She still has a hilariously flat ass.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:14:59 2015 No.14483384 >>14483367 Why is the base so thick.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:15:33 2015 No.14483387 >>14483384 Boys like big thick spadetails

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:17:44 2015 No.14483395 >>14483380 Maybe it's the way the upper leg is sloping downwards, towards the viewer. >>14483384 Thick succubus tails are godlike. Perfect for grabbing like a handlebar and stroking.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:19:39 2015 No.14483404 >>14483395 >>14483387 Well, as long as the end of the tail is thin enough.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:21:20 2015 No.14483412 >>14483404 Thin enough to nibble and suck on?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:21:25 2015 No.14483414 >>14483404 Thin enough for what? You're not putting things in your butt again, are you? That's gay, anon. You're not gay, are you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:22:45 2015 No.14483416 >>14483414 It's not gay if the spade tail is on the girl you love! I want to tell an Alp she has the biggest thickest spade tail I've ever seen!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:24:22 2015 No.14483420 >>14483414 >Not putting the succubus' tail tip up her own butt >Not subjecting her to a pleasure feedback loop, where the stimulation makes her clench even more, giving her even more pleasure.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:25:31 2015 No.14483422 >>14483416 I know full well that it's a /jp/ thing, but do you have to type like a faggot 100% of the time?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:26:46 2015 No.14483425 >your imouto/onee-san will never go to great lengths to protect your smile why even live?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:27:30 2015 No.14483428 >>14483425 Oneesans >>> Imoutos

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:28:10 2015 No.14483432 >>14483420 >implying

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:29:17 2015 No.14483436 >>14483414 Yes I am putting things in my butt.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:29:33 2015 No.14483438 >>14483428 Oneesan > Anon > Imouto That's not a grading sequence. That's just how I want to spoon at night.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:31:27 2015 No.14483443 File: 97 KB, 510x1050, Alma a cute.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14483395 >>14483387 My brethren.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:31:38 2015 No.14483444 >>14483438 ( Oneesan > Anon > Oneesan ) > (Oneesan > Anon > Imouto) > ( Imouto > Anon > Imouto) That is a grading sequence.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:33:41 2015 No.14483449 >>14483444 I don't now how I feel about being spooned by the little sister. She probably wants hugs for herself, too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:36:54 2015 No.14483453 >>14483449 What if she's a big girl?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:37:31 2015 No.14483457 >>14483449 They alternate each night, and sometimes when you're sound asleep.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:37:40 2015 No.14483458 >>14483305 >Yuki Onna and a Yeti double teaming a guy >The Yuki Onna force breastfeeds the guy freezing cold milk and the yeti endlessly hugs him for warmth.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:38:50 2015 No.14483462 >>14483387 >>14483395 Is it wrong to want to massage a Succubus' tail? I want to see how she reacts to it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:39:45 2015 No.14483465 >>14483458 >The Yuki Onna force breastfeeds the guy freezing cold milk and the yeti endlessly hugs him for warmth. Heavenly.

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:41:51 2015 No.14483469
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>>14483425
>Manticore onee-san and imouto
>Despite their reputation of being sadistic and cruel towards men they're actually very protective of family
>So protective that one time a succubus tried to make a move on you they convinced her that they were going to eat her and had her running for her mother
>While at home your imouto is always sitting on your lap and your onee-san plays video games with you, however she's awful at them due to her paws being too large
>Their worst fear is that one day their instincts will be too much for them to handle and that they'll betray your trust
Would you protect the smiles of those who protect you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:46:22 2015 No.14483479 >>14483469 >They find a partner >They instantly grow distant from you, much preferring to spend time with their hubbies than with you They won't be protecting your smile forever, buddy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:47:40 2015 No.14483482 >>14483479 >NTR Who let bob in?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:47:50 2015 No.14483483 File: 172 KB, 754x1000, Frosted butts.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] There are two types of people in this world. People who like frosted butts And people who are wrong

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:48:00 2015 No.14483484 >>14483469 I will give them each a rain hat and shield. Thier faces will stay save with me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:48:40 2015 No.14483485 >>14483482 They're your sisters, moron. It's not NTR.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:49:44 2015 No.14483488 >>14483485 Stop posting bait, anon. We're trying to have a nice thread here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:50:20 2015 No.14483489 >>14483482 >That >NTR Stop with your boogyman shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:51:07 2015 No.14483493 File: 386 KB, 863x1200, Mother and Daughter.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is there anything worse than having a low down, no good, succubus mother steal her daughter's boyfriend?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:51:08 2015 No.14483494 >>14483485 Would have to be adoptive sisters and monster girls don't care for human morals when it comes to who they will and won't fuck. Bait be gone.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:53:28 2015 No.14483503 >>14483494 >and monster girls don't care for human morals when it comes to who they will and won't fuck. Exactly so how the fuck is it NTR if they decide to fuck someone else?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:54:35 2015 No.14483507 >>14483493 being the guy who has to deal with the fallout from that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:55:13 2015 No.14483510 >>14483479 >Shitting on someone else's fantasy. Really pal?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:55:14 2015 No.14483511 >>14483503 You're the one being NTR'd, you fucking retard. Looks like I took the bait.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:55:38 2015 No.14483513 >>14483493 >Having both mother and daughter as your waifus Why is this bad again?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:55:48 2015 No.14483514 >>14483503 I didn't say it was NTR, I said that being sisters doesn't mean it can't be.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:56:42 2015 No.14483517 >>14483507 That can be easily avoided by not fucking your girlfriend's mother. Crazy proposition, I know.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:56:43 2015 No.14483518 >>14483513 The daughter will get angry when you cum inside her mother. That's semen that rightfully belongs to her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:56:50 2015 No.14483519 >>14483493 Being absorbed by a mushroom girl and becoming part of her seedbed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:57:14 2015 No.14483521 >>14483483 Vanilla frosting is fine, but what about something with a honey glaze?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:58:26 2015 No.14483525 >>14483479 >>14483485 Bullshit, family ties don't just disappear unless that person is shitty. Your sister can marry and still want to protect your smile, assuming she isn't married to you. if she is than of course she'll protect your smile.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:58:52 2015 No.14483529 >>14483521 Licking honey off a bee girl's buns?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:59:07 2015 No.14483531 >>14483404 is it that time again? http://i.imgur.com/NmZ7Rxd.jpg http://i.imgur.com/f8sCUne.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:59:20 2015 No.14483533 >>14483517 >implying men have a choice about what monster girl will fuck them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:59:33 2015 No.14483535 >>14483493 Faggots forgetting the onions on your cheeseburger.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:00:02 2015 No.14483537 >>14483518 >Not building their bond by having sex with both of them at the same time Poor little plebs, they know nothing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:00:54 2015 No.14483542 >>14483531 Go away faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:01:12 2015 No.14483545 >>14483533 Yes, that is exactly what I'm implying.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:01:56 2015 No.14483548 >>14483531 Stay here friend.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:02:11 2015 No.14483550 Older or younger, it doesn't matter. If you don't want to fuck your own sister, then you're a raging faggot.

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:02:44 2015 No.14483552

>>14483485
Going to quote you on this one.
>They instantly grow distant from you, much preferring to spend time with their hubbies than with you
And now the danbooru wiki
>A form of cheating in which someone close to the protagonist is either willingly or unwillingly seduced and stolen away. This isn't necessarily limited to one's lover, but may also include friends, unrequited love interests, or even relatives.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:03:17 2015 No.14483553 >>14483245 Unknown to her, that tree's a Wendigo!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:03:18 2015 No.14483554 >>14483525 >Bullshit, family ties don't just disappear unless that person is shitty. Not in the magic realm of MGs. Don't worry, your professional raper will find you sooner or later, then you won't even care.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:03:33 2015 No.14483557 >>14483545 Too bad that doesn't happen, if a monster girl wants to fuck you she's going to fuck you no matter what you do.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:03:53 2015 No.14483559 >>14483531 Wrong anus.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:04:15 2015 No.14483562 >>14483550 I'd take this more seriously if this wasn't mostly said by people without any sisters.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:05:00 2015 No.14483563 >>14483552 How could we forget the hundreds of NTR doujins featuring two friends or siblings spending less time with each other in favor of other people? Get off yourself you wanker.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:05:27 2015 No.14483569 >>14483557 Let's keep your debatable headcanon out of this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:07:00 2015 No.14483576 >>14483563 >more bait Anon, it's time to stop. Take a nap or something.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:07:27 2015 No.14483579 >>14483531 Oh my, that's lewd.

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:07:55 2015 No.14483582
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>>14483550
I want to fuck my Lich onee-san as she reads a book and tries to act uninterested!
>>14483557
This argument always falls apart when you remember there's plenty of people who want to fuck their monster girl mother and that the majority of people have mothers.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:08:00 2015 No.14483583 File: 309 KB, 779x1008, 1395443534901.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do you think Krampus would hire interns? I could punish all the Monster Girls who have been bad!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:08:01 2015 No.14483584 File: 82 KB, 603x677, 1448903307011.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14483552 >danbooru wiki

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:08:41 2015 No.14483587 >>14483562 Most people's sisters aren't raging sex machines that love you, just women who tolerate them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:08:48 2015 No.14483589 >>14483519 Well, it'll be worse from the point of view of everyone else. At least until they're absorbed, too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:09:16 2015 No.14483591 >>14483563 Lets put in in a simple way so you can understand, there aren't many doujins about Angela Merkel but it doesn't mean she doesn't exist.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:09:20 2015 No.14483592 >>14483583 >Bad! D: pls go

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:09:30 2015 No.14483594 >>14483587 Boy, ain't that the truth...

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:10:16 2015 No.14483597 >>14483582 Second part was meant for >>14483562

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:10:24 2015 No.14483598 File: 204 KB, 853x1060, a merry druella christmas.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i wonder if druella is the kind to wait for santa

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:10:39 2015 No.14483601 >>14483587 Hey, not all of us have a shitty relationship with our sister.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:10:45 2015 No.14483603 File: 409 KB, 1000x1017, 1446173288902.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14483553 So Wendigos are: >Cute >Ravenous carnivores >Awawawa >Probably super fast >Stealthy

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:10:59 2015 No.14483605 >>14483591 And when most people talk about an immensely powerful and influential German leader they aren't talking about Angela Merkel, just like when people say NTR they aren't talking about your technically-NTR bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:11:34 2015 No.14483610 >>14483598 I bet she leaves mince pies out for him.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:12:04 2015 No.14483611 >>14483603 >Awawawa My favorite.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:12:31 2015 No.14483613 >>14483598 I bet she is. What a loser.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:12:36 2015 No.14483614 File: 96 KB, 497x649, 1445647790977.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14483603 >Ravenous carnivores Just look at her tear into that meat, she's scary! >>14483361

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:13:04 2015 No.14483616 >>14483603 There's a lot of dangerous creatures waiting to cuddle you in the colder parts of the world. One must be wary of his surroundings, lest he find himself buried deep within a cuddle-pile.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:13:13 2015 No.14483617 >>14483598 Santa skips over her entire city for being so shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:13:25 2015 No.14483618 >>14483592 Did it trigger you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:14:04 2015 No.14483619 >>14483597 So would you say that people, who don't wanna fuck their mothers are also "raging faggots"?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:14:44 2015 No.14483621 >>14483550 No anon, you're the faggot

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:15:17 2015 No.14483622 >>14483591 As a Syrian immigrant,I want to NTR the leader of Germany!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:15:18 2015 No.14483623 >>14483619 Well no. Just that the argument for and against is more complicated than people having/not having sisters.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:16:29 2015 No.14483625 >>14483603 I want to pick up a small Wendigo from behind, after I startle her, and she begins to awawawawaaa away

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:16:51 2015 No.14483627 File: 84 KB, 545x369, 1449719885325.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14483614 It's one of those delicious stretchy anime melt-in-your-mouth types of meat, so she's probably just giving it a taste test before she digs in.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:17:40 2015 No.14483629 >>14483623 Fair enough, I can agree with that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:18:13 2015 No.14483631 >>14483625 She's alerting every other Wendigo miles away! You need to put her down and run immediately!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:19:02 2015 No.14483635 >>14483616 >implying finding myself deeply buried within a cuddle-pile was no my plan in the first place. Also a great to stay warm if you find yourself stranded in the wilderness during winter.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:19:04 2015 No.14483636 >>14483631 Wendigos hunt in packs!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:19:56 2015 No.14483640 >>14483636 Fire works well.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:20:28 2015 No.14483645 >>14483631 Let them come. Tonight, I will sleep in a bed of soft, fluffy awawawa's!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:21:02 2015 No.14483646 >>14483627 A-are you baiting me anon?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:22:49 2015 No.14483654 File: 75 KB, 795x1110, That's no tree.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14483245 >>14483216

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:22:53 2015 No.14483655 >>14483627 I want to open butcher shop in MGC that sells these. All those carnivorous Monster Girls lining up to taste my meat!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:24:41 2015 No.14483660 >>14483654 IT BEGINS.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:24:55 2015 No.14483661 >>14483654 Santa wills it!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:24:57 2015 No.14483662 File: 135 KB, 1000x1000, a-gift.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wendigo has a present for you

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:25:00 2015 No.14483663 https://a.pomf.cat/humbja.mp4 Words can not express how much I want to do this with a Cheshire.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:26:33 2015 No.14483667 >>14483662 Cute stuff Hyphen. Also, your faces are improving.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:27:10 2015 No.14483670 >>14483662 Where is her large overcoat thing?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:27:21 2015 No.14483671 >>14483662 Drawfags are on fire today. First Barb with the Cheshire, then the Druella stuff and now this. Always nice to see a happy Wendigo.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:27:30 2015 No.14483673 >>14483654 >Paladin Daki >Paladin hiding behind the tree This can only end well.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:27:55 2015 No.14483675 >>14483662 It's a trap! She just wants you to go under the mistletoe on her horn.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:28:06 2015 No.14483676 >>14483662 That's fucking adorable.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:28:08 2015 No.14483677 >>14483598 This is making Deruella seem incredibly dorky. I want to bully her. Possibly sexually.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:28:18 2015 No.14483678 >>14483662 How cute!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:28:40 2015 No.14483679 >>14483667 I've been trying a different style >>14483670 Wearing two coats? Are you crazy? >>14483675 If you do you'll have to nuzzle her ear

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:29:27 2015 No.14483683 >>14483677 >He thinks he can bully the Demon Lord You're hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:29:51 2015 No.14483685 >>14483640 The wind is pushing me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:30:08 2015 No.14483688 >>14483675 >She wants you to go under it but forgot that you're taller than her There's a fatal flaw in her plan.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:30:17 2015 No.14483691 >>14483662 WHERE ARE THE ANTLERS? You're not a wendigo! YOU'RE NOT A WENDIGO AT ALL! wait are they in the box?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:31:18 2015 No.14483695 >>14483683 >Deruella >The Demon Lord That's hilarious anon, everyone knows it's her mother Lilith. At least, I'm assuming her mother's name is Lilith. And I don't care if she turns the tables. Deruella's cute. I want to protect her smile.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:31:33 2015 No.14483699 File: 188 KB, 834x1393, 235234634675478556.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this is fun suffering is fun

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:31:36 2015 No.14483700 >>14483683 >Demon Lord No, that would be her mommy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:31:50 2015 No.14483704 >>14483688 >mistletoe at dick level All according to plan

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:32:59 2015 No.14483709 >>14483112 Someone needs to draw this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:33:04 2015 No.14483711 >>14483699 She's been cuddling the same daki for years

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:34:05 2015 No.14483718 >>14483685 The wind is howling

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:34:21 2015 No.14483720 >>14483699 She must suffer more.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:35:03 2015 No.14483722 File: 1.39 MB, 2649x1483, 025236.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Canon Deruella is better.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:35:08 2015 No.14483723 >>14483662 >>14483679 >Wearing two coats? Are you crazy? Are you implying that her huge cloak has transformed into that cute Christmas getup? Because a wendigo who can transform her cloak sounds awesome.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:35:57 2015 No.14483730 >>14483662 Oh wow thanks, It feels pretty light, I wonder what it i- (SMOOCH).

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:36:32 2015 No.14483733 >>14483722 Makes sense to think that...if you're insane.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:37:37 2015 No.14483738 File: 206 KB, 343x358, 1448647674866.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14483722 I dident think it was possible for someone to have taste THIS fucking bad.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:37:43 2015 No.14483739 >>14483654 Deus Vult https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0d4qM7gCH8&ab_channel=StoneAngel123

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:37:44 2015 No.14483740 >>14483699 Just get a boyfriend, it's not even that difficult.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:37:48 2015 No.14483741 >>14483663 Or any small monstergirl. Lifting her up to the point where her legs dangle is pretty freaking hot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:37:48 2015 No.14483742 >>14483722 I like both.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:38:33 2015 No.14483746 >>14483722 Rape machine sluts are bad.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:41:28 2015 No.14483756 >>14483739 Isn't it ironic that this sounds like those chants muslim people like to sing?

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:42:26 2015 No.14483758
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>>14483741
Legs being off the ground is one of the hottest things. Doing that with a Hobgoblin in a naked apron while she hangs onto the kitchen counter would let me die a happy man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:42:47 2015 No.14483761 >>14483746 She's neither a slut or a rape machine.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:43:39 2015 No.14483765 >>14483663 Is that a boat?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:43:40 2015 No.14483766 File: 574 KB, 1029x1920, 1417926442104.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] succubutts are for ____

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:43:52 2015 No.14483768 >>14483756 Well there are only so many ways to you sing a religious chant.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:43:54 2015 No.14483769 >>14483758 >>14483741 Is there a tag for this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:44:11 2015 No.14483770 >>14483766 marriage?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:44:22 2015 No.14483771 >>14483699 I want to cuddle her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:44:56 2015 No.14483774 >>14483766 Look at those bimbo lips. Look at them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:44:57 2015 No.14483775 >>14483766 Ignoring.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:45:39 2015 No.14483778 >>14483766 Romancing.

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:46:14 2015 No.14483781
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>>14483756
Latin>Arabic
here's some middle German if you prefer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_zjgZJOFl4&ab_channel=AranyZolt%C3%A1n
>Knight on Crusades slaying Djinn and various desert monsters to save the humans living in the Holy Land

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:46:28 2015 No.14483782 >>14483768 >not sending up praise in the form of smooth jazz

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:47:47 2015 No.14483788 >>14483766 Pregnancy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:49:39 2015 No.14483801 >>14483788 I want to impregnate Alice!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:49:41 2015 No.14483802 New T-Rex Chapters: >>>/a/134726040

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:50:05 2015 No.14483805 >>14483769 I wish, one or two on boorus are tagged as suspension and others like this one aren't tagged with anything at all. http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1945102 Maybe there's a tag on pixiv but moon runes aren't exactly something I'm good at.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:52:00 2015 No.14483814 >>14483802 It's been a while, thanks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:53:47 2015 No.14483821 >>14483805 I am disappointed. This must change.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:54:00 2015 No.14483823 >>14483802 Yay, it's been a while

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:54:44 2015 No.14483830 >>14483493 Having both of them leave you for not being able to keep them both satisfied.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:55:07 2015 No.14483832 File: 428 KB, 507x714, Pegasus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The Horse Pussy Kingdom Ambassador has just arrived! How do you greet her citizen of <Insert Pussy Kingdom Here>?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:55:54 2015 No.14483839 >>14483805 >Tailred >Shiny bodysuit >Dangling legs >And STIRRUP SOCKS This'll do.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:56:10 2015 No.14483841 >>14483627 Maybe it's just me but that doesn't look done.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:56:45 2015 No.14483843 >>14483832 >implying I'm a wizard, anon. A wizard of wizard kingdom.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:58:30 2015 No.14483852 >>14483832 Tight Pussy Kingdom!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:58:50 2015 No.14483855 >>14483832 I don't, I let our own ambassador and diplomats take care of it like they're supposed to. Then I go back to my duty as a Royal Tail Brusher.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:59:01 2015 No.14483857 >>14483843 And how do you greet her you Grand Master Wizard of the Pleb?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:59:07 2015 No.14483859 >>14483839 I blame tail red for making me okay with Alps.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 18:00:00 2015 No.14483864 >>14483832 >Being part of a monster kingdom No thanks, being a second-class citizen AND paying taxes is unacceptable.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 18:00:51 2015 No.14483869 Are there only pussy kingdoms? i would like to see a pussy empire.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 18:01:40 2015 No.14483873 >>14483864 You don't actually have to pay taxes if you marry the taxwoman.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 18:02:44 2015 No.14483878 >>14483859 Tailred is more an exception than a gateway to me. Same with Polt. I like her, but I'm still no closer to not being highly offput by furries.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 18:03:09 2015 No.14483880 I want stacks and stacks of shortstacks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 18:04:17 2015 No.14483887 >>14483873 Yeah well, I don't want to.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 18:04:52 2015 No.14483890 >>14483699 would snuggle

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 18:05:33 2015 No.14483895 >>14483832 Welcome her to the Principality of Wansburg and then direct her to the embassy. And then I go home to my Hellhound wife.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 18:06:29 2015 No.14483898 File: 579 KB, 938x750, 1442605156918.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14483832 Welcome to the Mouse Pussy Kingdom! Try not to step on anyone!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 18:08:34 2015 No.14483906 >>14483857 I don't. I just keep walkin'. Ain't nobody got time for horse pussy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 18:10:36 2015 No.14483913 File: 198 KB, 800x1166, SabbathAirForce.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14483898 Ahh! They're coming right at us! Call in air support!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 18:11:42 2015 No.14483915 >>14483880 You could stack a load of shortstacks together, and work your way through them two at a time, gridning between their sandwiched labia until they all topple over, crotches drenched in cum.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 18:13:49 2015 No.14483925 >>14483913 Cutest airforce! In the cutest planes!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 18:13:54 2015 No.14483927 >>14483864 Don't talk out of your ass, anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 18:16:01 2015 No.14483930 >>14483927 I'll do as I please, thank you very much.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 18:17:48 2015 No.14483940 >>14483913 I feel bad for the scared little thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 18:19:21 2015 No.14483947 File: 261 KB, 1000x1000, 1546789546564.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14483898 Mice are easy to please!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 18:21:54 2015 No.14483954 >>14482120 thanks anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 18:22:03 2015 No.14483955 >>14483947 I want to buy all the cheese in a store to feed a mouse!

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 18:23:07 2015 No.14483958
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>>14483906
>>14483855
Raped underhandedly later on in the night by the Ambassador.

Before she leaves she says Diplomatic Immunityyyyyyyyyyyyy.

>>14483864
>>14483895
>>14483898
All of you are fine though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 18:23:54 2015 No.14483962 >>14483947 >Mice aren't particularly interested in cheese >...I'm still eating it though

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 18:25:40 2015 No.14483967 >>14483962 >"It's pretty shallow of you to bring cheese into our kingdom to sell, assuming we'll all line up to buy it." >"Yes, I'll take 3 large wheels of cheddar, and a mini gouda thank you."

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 18:30:02 2015 No.14483980 >>14483781 >Killing a Djinni >EVER But they're benevolent as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 18:31:09 2015 No.14483984 >>14483930 So you like to complain for the sake of it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 18:32:31 2015 No.14483989 I'm going to help a Dark Slime infiltrate and contaminate Paladin High School's water supply!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 18:33:50 2015 No.14483997 >>14483958 >Diplomatic Immunity And from that day all horse pussy ambassadors and diplomats were permanently expelled from the nation. Great job destroying all diplomatic relations there "Ambassador"

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 18:35:36 2015 No.14484002 >>14483997 And thus insignificant anon with no proof was raped and the Ambassador had nothing happen to her or the nation she represented.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 18:37:46 2015 No.14484011 >>14483984 Now there's an ironic post.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 18:39:46 2015 No.14484018 >>14483989 Paladin High probably already has measured against that. As well as putting Manticore venom/holst milk/any foreign contaminant in the water supply.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 18:40:05 2015 No.14484021 >>14484002 >Royal Tail Brusher >Insignificant I don't think you understand how much kitsune love to care for their tails, and how much they consequently love the people who care for their tails.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 18:40:07 2015 No.14484022 Would monster girls behave like reverse traps so they could infiltrate groups of guys and find out what they think?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 18:40:52 2015 No.14484025 So, when are we going to deus vult the black sabbath?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 18:42:06 2015 No.14484028 >>14484022 Have you heard the tale of Manny the Manticore? The Manticore who wore baggy clothes, a hat, and stuffed her tailpussy into her pants in order to get close to a group of college boys?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 18:42:38 2015 No.14484031 >>14484022 A few of them maybe

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 18:42:51 2015 No.14484032 >>14484028 the mane and adorable ears didn't clue them in?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 18:43:34 2015 No.14484034 >>14484028 I remember the name, but not the story.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 18:43:52 2015 No.14484035 >>14484021 And thus insignificant anon with no proof was raped and the Ambassador had nothing happen to her or the nation she represented.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 18:44:38 2015 No.14484038 >You wake up to what sounds like your imouto's whispers >"h-hey. w-wake up you d-dummy!" >She's straddling you, bent over, her face very close to yours wat do

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 18:44:56 2015 No.14484039 >>14484022 >A Wurm ties up her hair and wears a hat with boys clothes >Binds her breasts and adds the finishing touches >"Hello my fellow human boys" >Completely forgetting she forgot to polymorph her tail

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 18:45:43 2015 No.14484041 >>14484032 She tells them her mane is a scarf she likes to wear, ears are hidden under her hat. Foolproof.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 18:45:48 2015 No.14484042 >>14484038 Push her off.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 18:47:04 2015 No.14484048 File: 511 KB, 636x900, 1449628609833.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] came across this the other day

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 18:48:02 2015 No.14484053 >>14484041 But what if one of them slaps her ass and throws his arm around her shoulder?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 18:48:34 2015 No.14484054 >>14484048 Is she a qt mayadere?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 18:48:57 2015 No.14484055 >>14484032 She's not fooling me. I'll play along until I get her alone and offer to take her out to a nice meal followed by a night of cuddling

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 18:49:29 2015 No.14484056 >>14484038 Stick my morning wood in her big butt.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 18:51:06 2015 No.14484060 >>14484048 Gonna hit that until my frenzy wears off

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 18:51:10 2015 No.14484061 >>14483980 >But they're benevolent as fuck. If they want to be. They can be evil good or neutral depending on the individual because they have free will. Unlike angels.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 18:51:52 2015 No.14484064 >>14484038 Kiss her on the forehead and tell her whatever it is can wait until morning, I enjoy my sleep too much.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 18:53:02 2015 No.14484067 >plan to write thing over weekend. >have to clean house >pressured to clean under bed >get coughing fits for 3 days from in hailing dust. >barley get any shit done I will git this shit done without rushing no matter how log it takes

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 18:54:01 2015 No.14484071 >>14484053 >But what if one of them slaps her ass But that would be pretty gay, bro >his arm around her shoulder? Well that wouldn't come into contact with any girl parts, so it should be safe

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 18:55:04 2015 No.14484074

>>14483740
Are you kidding me, anon? When her dad is the greatest Hero ever to have lived, and a beast of a man capable of satisfying the Demon Lord herself all on his own? Do you have even the slightest concept of what a crazy standard the other men of the world have to live up to in her eyes?

I wouldn't be at all surprised if her incredibly visible takeover of the Holy Kingdom Lescatie was all part of her desperate plan to find a man who can measure up to her father. She's trying to make herself look like such an enormous threat that literally ever hero in the world comes after her, all in the hopes that one of them might be half the man the Demon Lord's husband is.

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 18:59:59 2015 No.14484086

>>14484028
>They go to a swimming pool.
"Hey Manny? You coming bro?"
>"I-In a minute."
>She quietly slips into the woman's changing room.
>Afterwards.
"Manny, where'd you go man? There was this STACKED Manticore swimming around."
"Yeah, man I'd like to get some of that, trust me Manny. This Manticore was fucking amazing."
>"S-She sounds pretty hot, yeah..."

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 19:04:40 2015 No.14484097 >>14484039 >Everyone humors her anyway because they don't want to break her poor heart.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 19:05:15 2015 No.14484100 >>14484038 Kiss nose, cuddle, stroke hair.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 19:13:36 2015 No.14484124 >>14484038 Freak out in surprise, causing her to fall back on the hathor milk enema trap I rigged for situations similar to this. How I explain the situation to mom and dad is going to be a challenge.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 19:15:09 2015 No.14484128 >>14484086 >>14484028 >Reverse trap Manticore Fuck off. Literally nobody would be that dense.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 19:15:36 2015 No.14484130 >>14484038 Keep pretending to sleep and see what happens.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 19:15:53 2015 No.14484131 >>14484128 Cry more.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 19:16:43 2015 No.14484133 >>14484128 It's so dense, every single reverse trap has so many things going on

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 19:16:48 2015 No.14484134 >>14484128 I dunno, it sounds to me like the guys are quite aware that she's a reverse trap and are just playing along.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 19:17:01 2015 No.14484135 >>14484128 I would.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 19:17:37 2015 No.14484137 >>14484097 >The Jinko and Nightmare hiding around the corner are almost banging their head on the wall in frustration >Maybe they should have just sent their Alp friend instead

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 19:21:38 2015 No.14484144 File: 122 KB, 601x700, 1449771968325.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want a Fairy to sneak in through my window.

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 19:24:52 2015 No.14484152
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>>14484131
Because there's no way people wouldn't notice the weird scarf in the middle of the summer on Manny.

Or the fact that Manny goes beet red when you mention a stacked as fuck Manticore with breeding hips.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 19:25:58 2015 No.14484157 >>14484144 I want a Titania to sneak through my window. Unsuccessfully.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 19:26:32 2015 No.14484161 >>14484152 The joke is that they guys are all incredibly dense. Manny being a Manticore is the last think they would think of.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 19:26:32 2015 No.14484162 >>14484144 I hope she knows that once she's in, she's never coming out. She's getting taped to the wall or kept under a laundry basket or tied up with headphone cords until I see fit to strip her down and make her my living onahole.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 19:27:10 2015 No.14484165 >>14484152 He's just one of those guys, y'know? Got a sharp taste in fashion. And again, what hot-blooded male wouldn't glow beet red when a stacked manticore is seen or mentioned?

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 19:28:55 2015 No.14484169

>>14484152
That's the joke anon.
And you're acting like you wouldn't want to tease her when you find out her "secret" by saying if you could meet that manticore you'd totally bang her all night long.
Are you telling me you wouldn't want to see her face go red as you describe in great detail all the things you'd do to that manticore before turning directly to her and telling her how embarrassing it must have been to hear.
Then reveal that you know.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 19:32:49 2015 No.14484176 >>14484169 If I were to indulge in any moeblob Manticore shit the thread likes to pass off it'd involve no less than one orgasm while biting her neck's nape

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 19:35:12 2015 No.14484179 What would working at a vidya store in MGC be like?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 19:35:19 2015 No.14484180 >>14484176 I see.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 19:35:26 2015 No.14484181 >>14484067 Same. The worst part is I had all afternoon but I stumbled on a doujin that has caused me to destroy my dick for most of that time. Now I have nothing done and am going to be very sore in the morning.

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 19:36:26 2015 No.14484185
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>>14484022
>Come, dear. I mean, dear fellow gentleman.
>I cordially invite you to join me in attending one of my favorite operas. That's surely what fine gentlemen such as you enjoy, yes?
>Afterwards shall we test our strength in a bout of fencing?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 19:36:36 2015 No.14484186 >>14484179 You'd get all the stinkypeeds and NEET Gazers and the occasional fujo Cyclops spilling their spaghetti fro you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 19:37:54 2015 No.14484187 >>14484176 >moeblob Oh piss off.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 19:39:17 2015 No.14484192 >>14484185 >That face >Those clothes Oh come on, I'd still humor her though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 19:41:32 2015 No.14484198 >>14484186 As long as you're not a casual, then they'll call you a whore.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 19:41:50 2015 No.14484200 >>14484186 Honestly, I'd prefer that to that Werewolf jock who only comes in once a year to get the newest Rapeball simulator MA Sports shit out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 19:43:49 2015 No.14484208 >>14484200 >Werewolf jock Tell me more.

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 19:44:01 2015 No.14484209

>>14484179
Probably pretty okay. You'd get a few regulars Like a lazy, soft-around-the-edges lich who keeps ordering pre-1990s horror films. Or a jubjub who's seen almost every romance movie you've got in stock.
Yeah, I think it'd be pretty nice, as long as you ignore that dopehead succubus and trenchcoat wearing mantis who loiter and piss off all the other customers.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 19:47:06 2015 No.14484217 >>14484209 Why would a Mantis wear a trenchcoat?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 19:48:45 2015 No.14484225 >>14484217 It's to hide her grappling hook.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 19:48:51 2015 No.14484227 >>14484208 She tries to impress you by flexing her strong wolf muscles. Are you turned on?

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 19:49:03 2015 No.14484229

>>14484208
It's fucking terrible. She comes in calling everyone nerds, and then swaggers up to the counter like she's hot shit, and asks me if we've got Rapeball 2K15 or some shit with the biggest shit eating grin on her face, like she legitimately thinks it's the best game series ever made. Then she leaves.
The weird thing is, sometimes I get another Werewolf customer in a trenchcoat who covers her face. She comes in, buys a bunch of older human made games, like Mass Effect and MGS3, then leaves politely. Why can't that jock be more like the other werewolf?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 19:50:22 2015 No.14484234 >>14484227 Possibly. >>14484229 I want both of those Werewolves, they sound cute.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 19:52:51 2015 No.14484246 >>14484229 Does anyone buy Otome games?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 19:54:18 2015 No.14484252 >>14484187 >Moeblob is 'piss off' worthy when threadcanon is consistently a load of tripe

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 19:54:58 2015 No.14484255 File: 316 KB, 700x757, 420d4c5d7af8d72d4ba851f2358f0fa043079a1b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why do you hate fairies, /mgt/? They just wanna be your buds.

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 19:55:39 2015 No.14484257

>>14484152
I dunno. I bet if she dressed her tailpussy up like an over-the-shoulder sports bag or something, people would just call her "That dude who's always carrying the sports bag around." and leave it at that; a weird idiosyncrasy and nothing more.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 19:56:17 2015 No.14484259 >>14484179 >Keep getting calls from some Cat Girl, asking if you have 'Battlekappas'. >You tell her no everytime, she just giggles and hangs up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 19:56:32 2015 No.14484262 >>14484255 I prefer Titanias.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 19:56:38 2015 No.14484263 >>14484179 If I worked at a vidya store I'd be a huge slut and flirt with all the customers, from the stinkiest of Oomukades, the NEETiest of Gazers, and the chubbiest of Wocks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 19:58:08 2015 No.14484271 >>14484263 So you're one of THOSE human boys.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 19:58:16 2015 No.14484273 >>14484252 Moeblob is a buzzword used by faggots when someone talks about a monster girl in a way they don't like.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 19:59:18 2015 No.14484279 >>14484263 God I fucking hate Alp so goddamn much.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 19:59:29 2015 No.14484280 >>14484273 I don't even like vidya, I just wanna flirt with them. Also the pay is good and it's an easy job.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 20:00:06 2015 No.14484282 >>14484259 What would prank calls in MGC be like? >"Is your refrigerator running?" >"Yes...?" >"My my, guess you must really like stuffing it to get it to go all tsukumogami!"

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 20:00:09 2015 No.14484283 >>14484255 Too small afraid I might squish them if I try anything

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 20:01:40 2015 No.14484291 >>14484279 There is nothing wrong with wanting to sniff a stinky Oomukade. Nothing wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 20:02:44 2015 No.14484296 >>14484291 I hate you so god damn much, god I wish I could erase Alp and Nyan from history.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 20:02:51 2015 No.14484297 File: 131 KB, 700x680, 1449285500628.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14484282 >"Is your refrigerator running?~" "Hang on, let me go check..."

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 20:03:10 2015 No.14484298 File: 618 KB, 854x1200, Titania1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14484255 I like the big ones

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 20:04:00 2015 No.14484301 >>14484282 >The millions "Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" calls. >>14484298 I love the big ones. I want to touch her ears.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 20:06:17 2015 No.14484308 >>14484298 That smug fairy in the leotard is gonna get cumflated so hard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 20:06:58 2015 No.14484311 >>14484308 That's a pixie dipshit. But good plan all the same.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 20:06:59 2015 No.14484312 >>14484296 Same. They're both shit and are responsible for two of the most annoying memes these threads have.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 20:07:35 2015 No.14484315 >>14484297 The best course of action there would be to pour a bottle of alcohol in her asshole.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 20:09:35 2015 No.14484327 >>14484315 I was thinking of slowly dragging a cold ice cube across her rump.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 20:15:27 2015 No.14484351 >>14484312 >and are responsible for two of the most annoying memes these threads have Which ones?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 20:16:23 2015 No.14484354 File: 47 KB, 329x449, Hue.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14484327 >>14484315

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>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 20:17:05 2015 No.14484361 >>14484351 Stinkypede and "Maus", I would assume. I'd argue the former is worse, though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 20:18:55 2015 No.14484367 >>14484360 nyaaa~

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 20:20:59 2015 No.14484376 I want to genetically engineer a stinky maus oomukade

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 20:21:37 2015 No.14484377 >>14484367 Stop that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 20:21:54 2015 No.14484379 File: 226 KB, 707x1000, 1447183972228.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14484360 Brown foxes are a blessing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 20:22:46 2015 No.14484384 >>14484379 All foxes are a blessing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 20:23:29 2015 No.14484389 >>14484377 What is she then? I see no tail so I honestly can't tell.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 20:23:39 2015 No.14484392 >>14484379 Her expression makes me want to find the nearest adult.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 20:24:31 2015 No.14484394 >>14484392 That would be her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 20:24:45 2015 No.14484397 File: 1.83 MB, 2000x1236, 1404413059477.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14484384 That is true.

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 20:25:04 2015 No.14484399
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>>14484255
Fairies are adorable. I'd construct a whole mansion for one, complete with a battery-powered hot tub and a home cinema utilising a computer monitor and some surround speakers.
I'd also fill up a glass jar with semen, and wait until she fell asleep to gently pick her up and submerge her up to the chin in thick, gooey cum.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 20:25:46 2015 No.14484402 >>14484394 Eeep.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 20:25:55 2015 No.14484404 >>14484399 >spoiler You are a fantastic person anon, good job.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 20:28:29 2015 No.14484408 >>14484361 I hate the former but I don't care about the later. There are worse than those two.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 20:29:21 2015 No.14484415 >>14484048 I'd fug

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 20:30:17 2015 No.14484421 >>14484361 The worst two memes are P'Orcs and Stinkpedes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 20:33:30 2015 No.14484430 >>14481947 ...Yeah

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 20:34:22 2015 No.14484433 File: 472 KB, 555x1000, 51770806_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 20:34:36 2015 No.14484434 File: 37 KB, 656x815, 1447967287565.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14484421 What do you have against p'orcs?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 20:34:58 2015 No.14484438 >>14481962 Tanuki prostitutes sound financially devastating. Unless you're also paying them to invest for you. This goes a few different ways

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 20:35:36 2015 No.14484439 >>14484433 Thems some cute fucking hands holy shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 20:43:28 2015 No.14484460 >>14484315 Would teasing her with your finger and then shoving some crushed pepper in there be going to far?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 20:50:51 2015 No.14484492 exhentai.org/g/882686/05b3041a25/

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 20:52:07 2015 No.14484497 >>14484438 I feel like Tanuki's would be running the operations rather than doing the dirty work. Better pray that when you're desperate for money you find a kindly one to take you in. If you're lucky you become her personal boy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 20:52:50 2015 No.14484503 >>14484492 >exhentai.org/g/882686/05b3041a25/ >That second demon at the end THIS REQUIRES A SEQUEL.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 20:55:16 2015 No.14484511 >>14484497 >Remember, don't get the products D

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 20:57:07 2015 No.14484515 >>14484503 There is a translated sequel already.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:02:49 2015 No.14484533 >>14484434 They're a shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:03:31 2015 No.14484534 I want to lure a minotaur into my dungeon and mess with her!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:05:06 2015 No.14484541 I want to go wurm Noodling!

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:05:22 2015 No.14484542

>be bright young teacher, fresh out of college with the ink still drying on your cert
>join Teach For America to help pay off loan debts
>expect to be sent to some poverty-stricken district in Michigan or New York or something
>finally receive assignment
>MGC

>initially mystified
>MGC is an incredibly wealthy city
>schools are opulently well-funded
>why on Earth would they need TFA assistance?

>turns out that in spite of generous funding MGC's primary schools are below national standards on all testing metrics
>monster girl teachers think every subject is sex ed
>fifth grade students who can talk in detail about the cellular mechanics of fertilization but still have trouble with basic arithmetic
>imusthelpthesekids.mp4

>meet with principle before term starts to introduce yourself and discuss lesson plans and how to handle your classroom
>bobcut black harpy in a close-cut business suit
>introduces herself as Ms. Vogelmuschi, Ed.D., MSW, SLUT
>what was that last one?
>"Nevermind, dear."
>waves off discussion of lesson plans
>spends entire meeting talking about how flexible her philosophy of instruction is
>stretches every time she says "flexible"
>no wonder the school is failing
>hopefully you'll be able to undo some of the damage her negligence has done to these students

>first day of term
>teaching third grade history
>room full of tiny little monster girls, not a single human child in this period
>introduce yourself to class
>ask them if there's anything they'd like to know about you before you get them started on the introductory activities
>"Mr. Anon, how big is your penis?"
>you suddenly remember that monster girls hit puberty several years before the average human child
>that's not an appropriate question to be asking someone
>what would their parents think if they heard them saying that?
>"But Mr. Anon, mommy showed me how big daddy's penis was when she let me watch them have sex for my sixth birthday!"
>howcanireachthesekids.mkv

>starting activity is about the founding fathers
>get to the story about George Washington and the cherry tree
>"You mean George Washington was a cherry boy?!"
>class dissolves into manic giggles and virgin jokes
>try to get back control
>that's not the point of the story
>and besides, Washington was married
>"I bet Mrs. Washington wouldn't tell a lie about making HIS cherry tree fall down!"
>girls
>girls, please
>that's enough
>"What's wrong, Mr. Anon? Are YOU a cherry boy?"
>what
>"He totally is, I can smell it!"
>what, no
>entire class starts propositioning you
>girls, please, this isn't appropriate
>we have to get back to the lesson
>"It's okay, Mr. Anon, don't be embarrassed. Not everyone loses it young. I didn't have a boyfriend until this summer!"
>johndeweygivemestrength.avi

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:05:42 2015 No.14484543 >>14484541 What is this madness?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:07:22 2015 No.14484552 >>14484543 Treasured redneck pastime. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noodling

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:09:34 2015 No.14484564 >>14484552 So you're going to stick your fist in a wurm hole and see if she bites?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:09:47 2015 No.14484565 >>14484542 Sounds like you gotta be the hardass to end hardasses in order to teach those delinquents. That, and a top of the line chastity belt.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:12:31 2015 No.14484575 >>14484564 No, your either going into a Wurm burrow and drag her out by pinching her lower lip.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:12:34 2015 No.14484576 >>14484565 It would also help if you got married.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:13:39 2015 No.14484581 >>14484576 That always helps too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:13:40 2015 No.14484582 >>14484575 I now have the image of a man dragging a whining, wiggling wurm behind him because he's got her by the lower lip.

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:13:58 2015 No.14484583

>>14484564
Something like that.

Wurm noodling is a lot like normal noodling. You strip off most of you clothes and crawl around in murky Wurm habitats. When you find a spot that looks like a likely Wurm hole, you stick a part of your body in it. If there's really a Wurm there, she'll latch on. Then all you have to do is pull and you've caught yourself a Wurm.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:16:41 2015 No.14484589 >>14484583 >Stick arm into wurm hole >Feel a 'bite' >Pull it out to see a loli wurm nibbling it. Do you keep it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:17:37 2015 No.14484591 >>14484589 Yes. I've always wanted a Wurm loli.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:19:16 2015 No.14484596 >>14484591 Good man, enjoy your Brown scaled, tan skinned wurm loli. She enjoys wurms and headpats. Who else wants to stick their arm in the wurm hole?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:20:18 2015 No.14484598 >>14484596 I'd give it a try

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:21:15 2015 No.14484600 >>14484596 I put my penis in with a smiley face drawn on it in sharpie.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:21:49 2015 No.14484602 >>14484589 Nope, you gotta throw the small ones back, besides I want a whopper.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:22:01 2015 No.14484604 >>14484589 >>14484598 >>14484600 >stick dick into wurm hole >feel a "bite" >try to pull it out >itsnousecaptain.jpg >pulled into wurm hole pelvis first >full-grown wurm just yanked you into her burrow with nothing but suction from her mouth >what do

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:23:51 2015 No.14484608 File: 46 KB, 174x238, 1430706267100.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14484604 Happiness

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:24:41 2015 No.14484609

>>14484598
>Stick in arm
>Feel a bite and then another,
>Pull out
>A red wurm loli and a blue wurm loli have claimed you

>>14484600
You recieve a blowjob and nothing more.
You feel pretty smug but, just as you leave, you see a smug looking alp walk out of a pit.

>>14484602
>Toss tan wurm loli back in.
>Return to sticking it in, feel big bite
>Teenage, tan wurm is grabbing you this time.

Keep?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:25:46 2015 No.14484612 >>14484604 >dick first Nigga that's just asking for a future Alping if there's a snapping turtle in there.

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:26:25 2015 No.14484616

>>14484604
Go full koala mode and wrap my limbs around her. Tug my line to alert my spotter and let him know to start pulling me in.

This is what I'm here for, baby. The fight, the fear, the rush. Me and the beast, eye to eye. Time to wrestle me up a Waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:26:47 2015 No.14484617 >>14484609 I think we can get one that's bigger.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:28:10 2015 No.14484621 >>14484596 I'll stick my arm in, holding a gemstone.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:28:43 2015 No.14484623 >>14484596 I'mma stick my foot in the Wurm Hole!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:29:28 2015 No.14484626 >>14484609 >stick one arm in >get two shiny wurms what would happen if I stuck two arms into the wurm hole?

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:30:13 2015 No.14484628

>>14484617
>Toss teen wurm back in
>Stick arm back in
>Moment later you feel a harder tug
>With a little effort you are greeted by an busty adult wurm.

Keep?

>>14484621
>Stick arm in with gem stone
>Feel a bite, then a second
>Pull out
>Two tanuki's are now clutched to your arm.

Silly Anon, wurms dig DOWN for gems, not up!

>>14484623
>Stick foot in
>Wait....
>Wait...
>Wait...
>Suddenly feel a bite
>Pull out to see a chubby gold scaled wurm wrap around you

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:30:57 2015 No.14484631 >>14484626 It's like fishing, you never know. >>14484628 Hell Yeah!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:31:25 2015 No.14484632 >>14484626 >Stick in two arms >Wurm lolis are watching with little frowns >Start nuzzling up on you and hugging >You suddenly feel a bite on one arm >Pull out a pouting, yellow scaled wurm teen.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:32:17 2015 No.14484636 >>14484609 >smug alp Joke's on her, I coat my dick in Alpsbane every morning. Hope she enjoys the Diarrhea and extra nipples. Continue my search for Wurm. Throw out some Wurm-chum.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:32:28 2015 No.14484638 >>14484628 >Gold Wurm Hot damn, She's getting trussed up with my Wurm-proof rope and tooked home to ma! Look ma, I catched this gold Wurm!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:33:22 2015 No.14484640 >>14484631 Were you the gold or the busty?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:33:25 2015 No.14484641 >>14484628 What the hell are Tanukis doing in the Wurm hole? No big deal, I'll keep them and love them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:34:46 2015 No.14484646 >>14484636 You masterubate in the hole. Everyone is grossed out. >>14484638 Enjoy your chubby wurm? >>14484641 Enjoy your tanukis. One runs a bank and the other is a doctor with a split personality.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:34:58 2015 No.14484647 >>14484632 >Pull out a pouting, yellow scaled wurm teen. oh she's a keeper >the two loli wurms are pounting they'll be ok I need to she if I can caught a black, white, and pink wurm and i'll have my own mighty cuddling wurm force of justice

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:35:14 2015 No.14484649 >>14484640 Busty, but I'm starting to regret throwing them back.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:36:07 2015 No.14484652 >>14484646 I will enjoy my chubby Wurm, as long as she likes it when I tie her up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:36:19 2015 No.14484653 >>14484647 What the fuck just happened? Did you take a wurm to the head? >>14484649 Indeed, there are now a sad, tan wurm loli and teen wurm down there who know they will never be good enough for a husband.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:36:38 2015 No.14484655 File: 7 KB, 205x246, thisfuckingfeel.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >read that wormholes can lead to other dimensions >find a wurm hole and jump in >raped

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:37:58 2015 No.14484658 File: 43 KB, 576x448, 1436233127542.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14484647 I need sleep *need to see

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:42:45 2015 No.14484667 File: 696 KB, 1000x1000, b05fe4e734dbe0d0576a26b58a7ce519.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Praying Mantis Worst monster girl or the most underrated?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:43:54 2015 No.14484670 >>14484667 >wanting a shitty monster that will slice the flesh from your body and eat you alive

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:44:03 2015 No.14484671 >>14484667 Mantises aren't bad at all.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:44:10 2015 No.14484673 >>14484646 I will enjoy the tanukis. Those tails are getting brushed every day.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:45:35 2015 No.14484675 >>14482151 Unf. What is this from?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:46:17 2015 No.14484677 >>14484670 Lies.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:46:37 2015 No.14484678 >>14482205 2cute

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:47:37 2015 No.14484681 >>14484667 Neither. The worst is the pot devil and the most underrated is the honeybee.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:48:24 2015 No.14484685 >>14484677 Truth

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:48:35 2015 No.14484686 >>14483954 You're welcome.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:49:25 2015 No.14484688 >>14484678 >>14482205 Lovebird Harpies would be like this in addition to being some of the most shank-a-bitch yanderes when it comes to anyone not in your immediate family.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:49:35 2015 No.14484689 >>14484685 Do you have anything to back that up?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:52:05 2015 No.14484693 >>14484234 >I want both of those Werewolves, they sound cute. Is your brain made of Osmium?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:55:57 2015 No.14484701 >>14484515 Link? Doesn't seem to be on SadPanda. Damn you Jewcob.

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:56:10 2015 No.14484703
File: 1.50 MB, 2000x2729, 3e2dbba97b4b182073f90327410f58a4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Why don't you guys like Scyllas?

Don't you know their hugs are unmatched within the monster girl kingdom? Lamia? Yeti? All pale in comparison when their tentacles can hug you and taste you simultaneously.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:57:19 2015 No.14484704 >>14484693 I'm not dense if that's what you mean. They just sound cute to me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:58:07 2015 No.14484708 >>14484703 That's a Kraken.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:58:17 2015 No.14484709 >>14484703 They're too busy being coddled by krakens like the tasteless bitchboy plebeian scrubs they are. Nice pic and taste btw.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:58:47 2015 No.14484711 >>14484703 Because I live nowhere near the ocean. In fact, I live in drought territory away from the beauties of the sea.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:59:33 2015 No.14484712 >>14484703 I like them, but not a much as other girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:07:58 2015 No.14484726 >>14484708 Krakens are scyllas.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:12:27 2015 No.14484742 >>14484542 7/10 would read an entire story about

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:13:27 2015 No.14484747 >>14484646 >You masterubate in the hole. What? No I don't. I bought 5 barrels of Wurm-chum. It's Lucky Charms mixed with apple sauce and pancakes. Why would I suddenly start masturbating? Have I been possessed? Is this the hole of the fabled Liliwurm?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:14:01 2015 No.14484749 >>14484596 >She enjoys wurms Hm?

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:15:07 2015 No.14484753

>>14484667
I just wish KC did a better job with her design. I love the mantis, but her design is pretty shit. There's zero intergration between human and monster, and everything about her just looks like she's wearing cosplay, even more so than almost any other monstergirl.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:15:16 2015 No.14484755 >>14484749 I got wurms on the brain. Meant to say pies.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:17:58 2015 No.14484765 File: 199 KB, 700x1280, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to surprise and embarrass a monstergirl.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:18:41 2015 No.14484766 >>14484246 The trenchcoat werewolf gets those too. It's weird, I've never seen to two of them at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:19:55 2015 No.14484769 File: 123 KB, 450x1342, 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14484765 Does anyone else want to embarrass a klutz?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:21:13 2015 No.14484772 >>14484769 I'd rather tease the class president Kiki

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:24:22 2015 No.14484781 >>14484704 Listen anon, both of those werewolves are the same person.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:26:02 2015 No.14484786 >>14484781 What? That makes no sense. But if that's the truth I don't mind.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:26:06 2015 No.14484788 File: 656 KB, 1179x1200, 1439673317817.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Where is that Treasure fanboy at, and why isn't he writing about purple sneks?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:26:44 2015 No.14484789 >>14484781 I bet your that same guy who thinks that Clark guy and fly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:28:08 2015 No.14484792 >>14484781 Pfft, yeah right. Next you'll be telling me that Mechazawa isn't actually the coolest guy in Cromartie.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:30:05 2015 No.14484797 >>14483591 >Angela Merkel I remeber reading doujin with Merkel, Obama, Hillary and someone else I don't remember

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:31:50 2015 No.14484800 File: 250 KB, 886x742, mineMINE.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14484609

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:32:35 2015 No.14484804 >>14484800 Oh god my heart.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:33:22 2015 No.14484806 File: 442 KB, 400x425, 1430121631175.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14484800 noice

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:33:29 2015 No.14484809 >>14484800 Do you have a site with all your art?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:33:44 2015 No.14484811 >>14484800 THE BEST H E B E S T

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:33:49 2015 No.14484813 >>14484800 Wurm lolis are tiny and my heart is suitibly warmed. Thank you sketch kun

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:33:58 2015 No.14484814 >>14484800 bless you, drawfag whose name I cannot remember that isn't a cactus, captcha what are you doing

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:34:30 2015 No.14484817 >>14484800 HNNGGGG

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:34:43 2015 No.14484818 >>14484800 Oh my.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:35:22 2015 No.14484823 >>14484788 Studying exams. Writing five essays at a time. Commissioning purple sneks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:36:00 2015 No.14484825 >>14484542 How will you reach these kids?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:36:21 2015 No.14484827 >>14484823 I wish you luck on your endeavors then.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:36:44 2015 No.14484830 >>14484800 Adorable

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:37:56 2015 No.14484836 >>14484823 Wait, you're the Anon who commissions all the Apophis? Treasure?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:43:02 2015 No.14484865 >>14484836 Well, not all of it. There's another dude who does too on occasion. I need to commission for a Wurm in the future though, or something.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:43:11 2015 No.14484866 >>14484825 "After the end of World War II, the world was split into two -- East and West. This marked the beginning of the era called the Cold War."

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:43:14 2015 No.14484867

>>14484800
Imagine putting them to bed at night. You could slip them both into a cushioned stocking, like a tiny sleeping bag.
When you check up on them in the morning, you'd find them huddled together in a caduceus so tight, even a crobar can't break their dozing hug.

>>14484809
He doesn't, but I think his stuff's been put on imgur. I don't know of any links, though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:43:50 2015 No.14484869 File: 370 KB, 1285x1322, 1447034205211.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I need Riddlecats Stories

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:45:21 2015 No.14484876 I want to do a standing 69 with my Kobold daughteru while she wears a ring gag!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:46:47 2015 No.14484883 File: 4 KB, 99x171, 1446182075457.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14484869 No riddlecat here Only scheduledog

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:47:02 2015 No.14484884 >>14484825 Time to bust out the holocaust lecture. Man's inhumanity to man tends to sober up classes like theirs. Or maybe go even further back and tell them about Caligula and his mad reign.

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:53:13 2015 No.14484906

>>14484869
>"Husband, I have a riddle for you."
"Well alright, hit me with it."
>"I carry things, yet my hands are empty. I'm inconvenienced, yet I welcome it. I often feel ill, yet my appetite has increased. What am I?"
"...Are you saying what I think you're saying?"
>"What am I?"
"Pregnant?"
>"With twins."

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:55:11 2015 No.14484910 >>14484869 >>14484906 Sphinx is cute, but I'm terrible at riddles. Shame none would ever want me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:56:08 2015 No.14484916 >>14484906 Well, time to bust out the hammer. Those cradles won't build themselves.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:57:28 2015 No.14484918 >>14484884 >first twenty minutes of Saving Private Ryan for World War II

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:59:28 2015 No.14484924 >>14484918 >Teaching Monster Girls about the Vietnam War >"It ain't me" starts playing

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 23:01:28 2015 No.14484928 >>14484800 This kills the heart. T'was a good death.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 23:02:41 2015 No.14484932 >>14484918 See this kids? We don't even need hellish monstrosities. We're more than capable of slaughtering one another.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 23:02:48 2015 No.14484933 >>14484918 >Resurrect zombie who stormed beach >Start cuddling zombie when she begins crying. >Have to cover rest of Normandy with weeping zombie hugging you

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 23:05:37 2015 No.14484942 >>14484772 Interesting, please tell me more.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 23:06:55 2015 No.14484949 >>14484932 >have to frantically wave down a crow tengu as she fishes out "On Killing" from her book-bag

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 23:08:17 2015 No.14484954 >>14484869 For my Riddlecat daughter's 18th birthday, I'm going to hire a male stripper, dressed in that skin-tight Riddler outfit the Jim Carrey Riddler wore. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Md32bKo0ZDg I think she'll like it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 23:08:41 2015 No.14484955 >>14484949 She's getting bonus marks. Not many human kids are even that well read, or even have such good taste in literature.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 23:08:50 2015 No.14484956 >>14484942 She's a Kiki in a long dress and white blouse who tries to keep everyone in line. Nothing is funner than stroking her ears whenever she's trying to give a speech.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 23:10:00 2015 No.14484961 File: 202 KB, 900x1278, 1448344750511.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14484949 I think Crow Tengus are bound to know the most about humans and their history compared to other monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 23:10:14 2015 No.14484964 >>14484932 Now it's time for the lecture on mental illness, followed by lectures about the homelessness problem America faces and the terror of the Cold War.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 23:10:36 2015 No.14484965 File: 517 KB, 1000x1077, Get back to work, you lazy, faceless laborers!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14484883 Scheduledogs are harsh mistresses.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 23:11:22 2015 No.14484970 File: 561 KB, 1275x1800, 02.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14484701 Search for "fakku napata" in sukebei, all of jewcob's stuff is in there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 23:12:43 2015 No.14484973 >>14484965 Look at that, she's so angry she can't even see straight!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 23:13:14 2015 No.14484975 File: 41 KB, 324x291, 9df.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14484800 Anon, you are too good for us.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 23:13:32 2015 No.14484978 >>14484965 I don't care how soft she looks, I would not work for her

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 23:14:00 2015 No.14484982 >>14484961 Well it is their thing to be well read on history.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 23:18:03 2015 No.14484998 >>14484978 That's why you take a different approach. Get in the Pharaoh's good graces, to the point where she promotes you. Maybe to a High Preist, or a Taskmaster Director. Then the scheduledog will work for you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 23:23:27 2015 No.14485015 >>14484800 Soon they'll grow up, and be demolishing buildings in their wake. Not knowing their own strength at all.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 23:24:55 2015 No.14485021 >>14484998 Having an Anubis assistant is nicer than having one as a boss. You can trust them to follow the hierarchy set in place by the Pharaoh.

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 23:25:19 2015 No.14485023
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>>14484998
How would she react if you ordered her to have a private 'planning meeting' with you all the time?
>Again? This is the fourth time this week!
>Yes, I mind! We're starting to fall behind schedule.
>What's worse, some of the slaves have begun to talk
>W-Well, it's not that I don't enjoy them, but...
>Wha-? What do you mean I'm fired if I don't come?!?
>Hmph, fine. I'll be there. But don't expect me to be gentle today.~
>And you better believe I'm making that meeting run late.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 23:28:41 2015 No.14485030 >>14484970 >GIMMIE YOUR DICK! Oh my. Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 23:32:10 2015 No.14485039 File: 244 KB, 1100x662, temptingtanukis.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14484628 >>14484809 >>14484867 http://imgur.com/a/xL3SH here you go.

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 23:33:36 2015 No.14485043 [SPOILER]

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>>14484883
>>14484965
Scheduledog a bestest tho.

>>14485023
Sexy Secretary Anubis also good.
We need more Anubi in modern business outfits. Fetishized to varying levels.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 23:35:12 2015 No.14485048 >>14485039 Oh lord, he drew two of my things in one day. I'm happy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 23:35:37 2015 No.14485051 Mantis' are cute girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 23:37:03 2015 No.14485056 >>14485039 >that hand wringing Shekelberg please go.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 23:37:07 2015 No.14485057 File: 259 KB, 794x1100, swolewolf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14484227 no not really Ok maybe a little.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 23:41:32 2015 No.14485070 File: 524 KB, 1000x953, 1438657967236.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to cuddle with a Kejourou

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 23:41:44 2015 No.14485072 >>14485043 >http://imgur.com/a/xL3SH Nice. Can't believe I forgot about that cute picture with the dog-girl nose nuzzling, either. >>14485057 Alluring. But she needs more posing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 23:44:05 2015 No.14485081 >>14485070 I couldn't agree more with you, sir of fine taste. Kejourou are such cuties and top tier in my opinion when it comes to best monstergirls to cuddle with. monstergirls

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 23:45:12 2015 No.14485084 >>14485057 YESSSSS I wouldn't mind a swolewolf and a Jinko doing the JoJo poses, flexing or >Jinko, Minotaur, Oni, Werewolf >Awaken my Masters

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 23:45:56 2015 No.14485087 >>14485039 You're amazing. Thanks friend.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 23:46:03 2015 No.14485089 File: 1022 KB, 1200x1700, 41321566_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 23:46:05 2015 No.14485090 File: 72 KB, 500x500, 1448341437396.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what are the best ways to chill with a salamander?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 23:47:36 2015 No.14485095 >>14485090 Cooking meals and marshmallows over a campfire. The campfire is her tail.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 23:51:47 2015 No.14485114 File: 92 KB, 500x537, NopkEAg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14483625 >>14483631 Sound the awawawa siren!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 23:51:52 2015 No.14485115 >>14485090 pUT YOUR DICK IN HER

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 23:56:10 2015 No.14485125 File: 219 KB, 900x584, CpoDHt7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Monster Girl Support Hotline, how may I help you today sir?"

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 23:57:09 2015 No.14485130 >>14485125 Life is hard and i want to throw in the tower, should I an hero or no?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 23:57:14 2015 No.14485131 File: 217 KB, 1000x1000, 1405313751823.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14485072 Christ, I can't believe how much art Sketch has done for us. He really is the best thing to happen to these threads in a long while.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 23:57:31 2015 No.14485133 >>14485125 How do I go about embarrassing a Tanuki by offering her my family jewels without the threat of castration?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 23:57:53 2015 No.14485135 File: 162 KB, 1383x920, 1435678228053.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14485081 I'm glad you agree

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:01:02 2015 No.14485147

>>14485095
>Marshmallows
>Over flame
Do you even camp? If you're going to cook using a salamander's tail it's gotta be grilling meat or kabobs or something. You can slap her ass whenever the flames start to get too low.

>>14485130
>i want to throw in the tower
>Tower
>Wizards
>Having a hard life
>Ever
Magic harder, bruh. Summon a cute familiar to help.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:01:20 2015 No.14485148 >>14485130 >"Wow! If you can throw a tower, you should definitely become a superhero!" >>14485133 >"Place them into her hands, she'll know what to do with them. Tanuki are good with expensive things!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:02:47 2015 No.14485153 >>14485135 Can't help it man, Kejourou are olev and great to cuddle with. Personally, I wish I had a cute, sweet monstergirls to help keep warm or keep me warm,it's chilly and quiet this time of year.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:02:58 2015 No.14485154 >>14485133 Make your seed/hand in marriage actually valuable. No tanuki can resist an expensive gift.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:02:59 2015 No.14485155 >>14485125 Where can I find a cute wurm girl to date?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:05:27 2015 No.14485163 >>14485155 >"A-Ah! B-B-Boss! That man is calling again!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:05:40 2015 No.14485164 >>14485125 When are the dates for the next mating seasons?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:08:24 2015 No.14485171 >>14485147 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marshmallow#Toasted_marshmallows Kebabs are good too. Hell, I'd even stick a rod of meat between her buttcheeks, and eat it like that. That'll keep the fire burning.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:08:50 2015 No.14485173 >>14485163 Why are you calling for your boss? Is she a cute wurm girl that I could date?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:10:38 2015 No.14485180 >>14485125 I'm starved of hugs, but it's too stupidly warm outside for the Yetis. Can you send something to give me a hug?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:11:23 2015 No.14485181 >>14485164 >"You're in luck sir! Christmas Eve is the preferred mating time for any cold-climate Monster Girls! They'll be coming out of hibernation temporarily to open their presents and open men's pants!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:11:33 2015 No.14485183 File: 444 KB, 704x786, CMI2_2aUAAQUlt1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14485148 Sounds risky. So risky it's flawless. Besides the risk of death by blood loss is much less painful than some other options out there.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:12:44 2015 No.14485187

>>14485171
No, I was saying if you're making s'mores well you do it over coals not open flame, as with lots of wood fire cooking. Although, it might be fun to tease her into a low state of arousal for hours on end so you basically are working with embers...

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:13:17 2015 No.14485188 >>14485115 sex is not chill, anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:13:39 2015 No.14485190 >>14485180 >"Purchase a 'Free Hugs' sign at the nearest Monster Megastore™. Then walk out onto the streets with it on. You'll find company in no time!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:17:26 2015 No.14485202 >>14485090 A god damn chili cook off. No pants. No shirt. Aprons only. >but that's not chill IT'S CHILI IT LITERALLY 4/5ths CHILL

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:19:24 2015 No.14485208 >>14485125 I tried casting a spell to get my shortstack anubis boss to "lighten up". Now she's lighter than air, stuck on the ceiling with her breasts pressed against a skylight, and emitting more light than an aroused chochin-obake. What do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:23:00 2015 No.14485223 >>14485202 >but that's not chill >IT'S CHILI IT LITERALLY 4/5ths CHILL I can see her shouting that while cooking

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:23:36 2015 No.14485224 >>14485208 >"Contact the Emergency Magical Hotline for any emergencies or issues regarding magic! The wizards there are very nice and will help you as best as they can!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:23:40 2015 No.14485225 File: 890 KB, 1269x1800, 1450070620110.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have you praised best girl today?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:25:14 2015 No.14485232 loli butt loli butt oh loli loli loli, loli butt!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:25:38 2015 No.14485233 >>14485224 >The wizards there are very nice You what?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:27:05 2015 No.14485240 File: 146 KB, 393x600, Salamander_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14485225 I have my best girl right here

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:27:13 2015 No.14485242 File: 224 KB, 800x480, 1447520267842.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14485232 Good lolibutt has good tail attached to it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:27:28 2015 No.14485244 >>14485225 I'm not seeing a Kunoichi, Minotaur or a Werewolf there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:28:25 2015 No.14485247 I want an older Anubis to bully me, what do I do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:28:39 2015 No.14485248 >>14485125 how does one make his house kunoichi proof?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:28:55 2015 No.14485249 >>14485225 It's fish girl! Silly fish, fish don't wear panties!

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:29:11 2015 No.14485250

>>14485224
But I already tried that. I got put on hold for an hour, then disconnected.
My anubis boss is very angry. People are going out and getting sunglasses so they can look up her skirt. Also, the lock on that skylight is really loose. Please help.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:29:56 2015 No.14485253 >>14485247 Be sloppy and irresponsible. They'll be on your case soon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:30:18 2015 No.14485254 >>14485223 I'm sure there is a way to work in spicy being icy and then some after she became indignant after being told her chili was too spicy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:30:46 2015 No.14485255 >>14485253 Alright, sounds good. But what if it backfires and I attract a Monster Girl NEET yo my house instead?

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:30:58 2015 No.14485257

>>14485125
So I beat this lizardgirl classmate of mine in our college's Smash Bros tournament, and now she insists that she's my girlfriend and nothing I say can convince her otherwise. She introduced herself to my mom when I wasn't home and somehow won her over and now she has a key to our house. I wake up and find out that she's come over and snuck into bed with me at least twice a week. How do I get rid of her?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:31:14 2015 No.14485258 >>14485232 I see you there quicksilver_.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:31:44 2015 No.14485259 >>14485255 Let her down easy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:31:50 2015 No.14485260 File: 150 KB, 711x986, 4eb2e5a58c2d4552c0a27eb1c76a812c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"You poor thing! It must be so cold and awful out there in the snow." >"Come here. I'll keep you warm."

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:32:24 2015 No.14485261 >>14485253 I thought that was how you attracted kikis, shoggoths or metric fucktons of devilbugs though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:32:28 2015 No.14485262 >>14485242 It has spats, the precious. Loli butt fox girl in spats is best girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:32:34 2015 No.14485263 >>14485259 But how do i get her out of my house? Monster Girl NEETs are known for being immovable.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:32:53 2015 No.14485265 >>14485232 It's just so hypnotic isn't it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:33:00 2015 No.14485266 >>14485257 >now she has a key to our house. First things first, get a better mother.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:33:41 2015 No.14485268 >>14485258 No anon, I'm over here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:34:06 2015 No.14485270 >>14485263 Get their moms to yell at them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:34:22 2015 No.14485271 >>14485266 But Anon, the Mother already gave the Lizardgirl her son's hand in marriage. Of course she'd give her the house key.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:35:11 2015 No.14485275 >>14485257 Why would you want to get rid of her?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:35:32 2015 No.14485276 >>14485270 Mothers are enablers. You gotta get the grandparents angry if you want shit done.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:35:56 2015 No.14485279

>>14485260
Lady, this is Texas. It's like seventy degrees out right now. What are you talking about?

>>14485266
I love the woman dearly, but since she monsterized four years ago she's been really fucking weird about me getting a girlfriend. I haven't even graduated yet and she's already bugging me about grandkids.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:36:13 2015 No.14485280 >>14485257 Kill your mom. Then fake your own death. Move to Manhattan. Create gym for physically disabled. Wait for next crisis.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:37:41 2015 No.14485284

>>14485247
Be untidy and unpunctual, but ready to change and receptive to everything she has to say. Eventually, she'll get invested enough to even help you clean your house and plan a personal schedule for you to follow. Make sure she knows about any devilbug or rodentgirl squatters, so she can chase them out with hexes and curses.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:38:44 2015 No.14485286 >>14485270 NEET Monster Girl moms just call human boys cute, give them headpats and cookies, and then carry them over for their NEET daughters to cuddle and hopefully marry. Think of all the NEET monster girls. Do you really want to marry one?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:38:46 2015 No.14485288 File: 35 KB, 448x637, 1448602295686.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14485271 you mom sounds... too eager

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:39:02 2015 No.14485290 >>14485057 >Not swolf missed opportunity

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:41:12 2015 No.14485294 >>14485288 SHIT! ITS SHIT!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:42:09 2015 No.14485299 File: 565 KB, 800x1660, xmasyeti swolewolf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14485057 >>14481350 Yikes, I didn't realize how light these were. Upped the contrast and made a few adjustments. Have a nice night /mgt/ >>14485290 damn!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:43:23 2015 No.14485302 >>14485286 Yes?

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:44:44 2015 No.14485303

>>14485125
I literally cannot stop being horny. The slightest stimulation gives me a boner, no matter how many times a day I masturbate. It's starting to effect my daily life. I'm worried my Demon Paladin big sister is going to find out about it, that would be super embarrassing. What should I do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:45:44 2015 No.14485308 >>14485302 Anon, don't! NEET Monster Girls are the worst, they're awkward, they laze around all day, they play video games and snack, they're soft and flabby. Surely you don't want one right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:47:59 2015 No.14485313 >>14485260 What I would give to have a Yeti around winter cold sucks so much

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:48:14 2015 No.14485314 >>14485308 You're right, I don't. Give me a fit huskygirl to go out to the nearby woods with.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:48:58 2015 No.14485318 >>14485308 But they're just like me, only I'm not flabby.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:52:12 2015 No.14485321 File: 215 KB, 960x960, tumblr_nx6hfcV4bA1rcs9gvo1_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BIG BOOTY BOBCATS

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:53:16 2015 No.14485323
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>>14485314
Now you're talking!

A personal trainer Anubis with a sleek fit body!

Twin Dragon and Jabberwock, each swole and constantly lifting you up!

Amazon spotters that slap your ass when you walk by!

A dire Hellhound with the body of a goddess that can life a semitruck!

>>14485318
All the more reason to not want them, they'll hold you close to their soft warm bodies, do you want a girl who you can't even feel her hard warm muscles protect you?

I don't. Get /fit/ or go home.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:54:41 2015 No.14485325 >>14485321 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y897tozJeg8

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:54:58 2015 No.14485326 >>14485323 But I'll never get /fit/ in my life, so why not cuddle with some pudgy NEET?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:56:36 2015 No.14485329 >>14485326 They're soft, flabby, and losers! Come on, you can do better than that, can't you? Just to make a point, tell me all the NEET Monster Girls you would. And I'll tell you why their /fit/ counterparts are superior.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:56:49 2015 No.14485330 >>14485323 >A personal trainer Anubis with a sleek fit body! This. This is what I need in life. An Anubis Life Coach in general really, but I'll settle for just personal trainer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:59:45 2015 No.14485335 >>14485308 I want a /fit/ monster girl that lazes around most of the day playing video games, watching TV and cuddling with me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:00:59 2015 No.14485338 >>14485326 >But I'll never get /fit/ in my life Not with that attitude.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:01:23 2015 No.14485339 >>14485329 A weird spooky crow tengu, a perverted ommukade that wants to pump boys full of venom, a gazer that hates "normalfags" and "stacies" and a soft jabberwock that just likes to be by herself or with people she likes, and lots of others.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:01:44 2015 No.14485341 >>14485335 Well, she won't stay fit for long with that attitude

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:03:12 2015 No.14485344 >>14485329 >soft and flabby I'll take it. Muscles aren't cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:03:21 2015 No.14485345 >>14485341 That's why I said most of the day, the rest of that day is spent exersicing and making healthy snacks and meals to eat while being lazy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:09:00 2015 No.14485356 >>14485240 If you extinguish her fire, will she die?

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:09:08 2015 No.14485357

>>14485339
No Anon! We'll fix those tastes right up!

Instead of a creepy Crow Tengu who stalks you and sniffs your hair, how about a socially adjusted one, with a sleek body, petite breasts, and a cute pert butt, who's the fastest flier on her fly team! She's sweet, kind, and has great social skills!

And instead of a pervert Oomukade who has plenty of weird chinese comic books about human boys, how about a nice and clean one, with a bright future! She has a CEO position, and when not managing her successful company, she trains in her private gym and goes jogging. You'd think it'd be difficult with her plenty of legs, but she manages!

And keep your beta uprising Gazers at home, instead have a professional Scuba Diver Gazer! She's trained her body to withstand depth and can push herself to dive to the deepest points a person can without crushing! Her goggles bill is high, but she's got a treasure trove of stories to tell about her time at sea, and has the social skills and love to tell them!

And keep your soft flabby onee-san wocks at home, since our last girl is a tough powerhouse, a Jabberwock who trains constantly! She's got rock hard abs, and super strength! And Dragons are already super strong, so a super strong dragon is super super strong! And, unlike that other soft Jabberwock who lazes around and has a belly, this cute Imouto Jabberwock has amazing tough abs, that'll be sure to protect her Onii-chan's smile!

Aren't all of those better than some creepy stinky flabby NEETs?

>>14485344
Please reconsider, nothing good can come from NEET Monster Girls.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:10:12 2015 No.14485359

>>14485345
See, here's the thing.
I enjoy thick monster girls with wide bottoms, pudby bellies, and big, soft breasts as much as I enjoy monster girls with six packs, tight, perky bottoms, and firm, palmable breasts the exact same.

All I can do is hope I get twin or sister monster girls and have one be soft while the other is fit

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:11:38 2015 No.14485363 >>14485357 No! They're normal and happy!

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:11:38 2015 No.14485364

>>14485323
>Ultrafit anubis with the flexibility of an olympic gymnast, who could run from one end of America to another without stopping, flexile enough to bend over backwards until her head's between her legs

>Dragon and jabberwock weightlifters, so strong either one could throw you 200 feet into the air with just one claw, for the other to catch you and hold you tight and safely

>Amazon spotter who's a professional martial artist, with expertise in Judo, Boxing, Thai Kickboxing, Greek Wrestling, Jujitsu, CQC, and even CCC (Close Comfort Cuddling). She loves to practice groundwork with you

>8 feet tall hellhound who's trained and sculpted her body to physical perfection, able to leap across rooftops with ease, punch through solid steel, who protects you to a ferocious degree, and will not hesitate to curl around your entire body when you go to bed at night

I want to train to Onepunch Man levels for them all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:12:01 2015 No.14485365 >>14485359 That sounds alright

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:14:23 2015 No.14485370 >>14485364 >Train so hard you can defeat any monster girl in a single punch. Dear god, you'd become the idols of so many monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:16:25 2015 No.14485374 >>14485370 Salamanders, hinezumi and dragons would gush on sight of you to the point it would put ryuu to shame. Glorious.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:18:18 2015 No.14485377 >>14485374 Kunoichi's would probably gush too and try to have you take them on as your subordinates.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:19:15 2015 No.14485380
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>My eye is dried out. I want my prescription eye drops.
>My feet hurt.
>The music is too loud.
>Someone spilled beer on my shirt. I hate beer.
>Why are the lights so bright?
>The one boy I like still thinks I'm a guy.
>I wanna go home and play Ultra. Work on my Rolento.
>I wonder if my Jotaro x Kakyoin fanfic has gotten any more reviews.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:19:30 2015 No.14485381

>>14485363
No they're not. That Crow Tengu shakes and twitches, and might snap at any second "for her love". That Oomukade drools at the thought of human boy dicks, leaves sticky tissues and her lewd hentai lying around. The gazer? She glares at everyone with all her eyes. And that tubby Jabberwock is a lazy onee-san with huge lewd breasts, and just lounges on the couch all day playing video games and cuddling her daki.

They aren't happy, they aren't normal, and they aren't marriage material.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:24:10 2015 No.14485385 >>14485381 That's why I like them. Normal things are boring and stupid.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:25:13 2015 No.14485387

>>14485377
>Accept their request
>Also accept the same request from the other girls
>Form a battle harem that includes several fucking dragons
>Become unstoppable warlord with an even larger army that includes your daughterus in a decade or so
This situation is so broken it's ridiculous.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:25:31 2015 No.14485388 File: 430 KB, 886x886, wulf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wanna fug a shortstack

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:26:08 2015 No.14485391 >>14485357 >/fit/ Wock Imouto >Chubby Wock Onee-san Which do I incest though?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:27:17 2015 No.14485393 >>14485391 The neet. The Imouto is too rude to your Onee-San.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:27:26 2015 No.14485394 >>14485387 How many of them would be Genos-tier wife material.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:30:35 2015 No.14485400 >>14485393 She has reason though. besides, what better way to correct behavior than with a good dicking?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:34:58 2015 No.14485407 I want to become the President of the Monster Girl City School so that many stinky monstergirls will masturbate to the thought of overpowering and dominating me!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:34:59 2015 No.14485408 File: 510 KB, 1145x850, 005.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is your waifu the try anything once type, or no?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:36:05 2015 No.14485411 >>14485407 You mean the Principal?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:36:50 2015 No.14485414 >>14485408 >nipples Watch out nigga.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:37:27 2015 No.14485415 >>14485407 But anon, what about your V.P? She might want to keep you for herself. >>14485411 I think he means student council president.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:38:04 2015 No.14485418 >>14485411 No, I meant the President of the Student Council! Like that one character in all their 2d eroges. I'd be forceful and stubborn to get my way!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:38:51 2015 No.14485423 File: 508 KB, 1145x850, 1450074899410.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is your waifu the try anything once type, or no? >>14485414 Yeah, I saw that a second after I posted it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:39:11 2015 No.14485426 >>14485407 >>14485418 I want a stinky Monster Girl to overpower and dominate me The thought of being degraded and dominated by such a lowly girl turns me on so much

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:39:31 2015 No.14485427 >>14485415 How can stinky monstergirls masturbate to the thought of turning me into a public cumpump or one of their many disgusting fetishes if I'm tied down with a qt VP?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:39:40 2015 No.14485429 File: 965 KB, 1450x1500, Horse Pussy Bandits.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm on break kid what the hell do you want? Well? Speak up!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:40:47 2015 No.14485433 >>14485429 N-nevermind...

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:41:15 2015 No.14485435 >>14485423 What's this doujin?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:41:21 2015 No.14485436 >>14485429 You seen a kid run through here? Sharp teeth, fluffy tails, pointy ears, craving for liver? If you see her, watch out. She's a biter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:42:00 2015 No.14485438 >>14485429 >"What do I want? You're the one that came up to talk to me."

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:43:15 2015 No.14485440 >>14485429 Is she a CC? Can she produce milk at will like a Holstaur?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:43:57 2015 No.14485442 >>14485435 [Kaishinshi] Mirai Rail (Juicy No. 11 2015-11) [English] {NecroManCr}

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:44:10 2015 No.14485444 >>14485426 What kind of stinky and lowly girl?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:44:42 2015 No.14485445 >>14485427 That's easy, she's secretly one of the biggest nerds in the school! And she wants to be the lead wife in a massive harem for her pharaoh, just like all the other Anubi in those doujins she loves so much.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:44:59 2015 No.14485446 >>14485444 All of them. Being gangraped by them would be so humiliating.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:45:43 2015 No.14485447 >>14485429 I want to get stronger to protect someone I care about. Will you teach me how to fight?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:45:46 2015 No.14485449 >>14485388 How short will you go?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:47:07 2015 No.14485455 >>14485445 Why would I love her for who she is? It'd be more fun to find out that she's a gross nerd and then cut off all contact, just to break her heart.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:47:23 2015 No.14485456 >>14485429 Why are you so slow?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:48:17 2015 No.14485458 >>14485429 I-I think you're pretty and I would like to go on a date with you. I-If that's OK.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:52:02 2015 No.14485469 >>14485449 Half my size, no smaller. I don't want to test out 'stretching'.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:55:09 2015 No.14485473 >>14485153 Same here. I want to spend a lazy afternoon cuddled up with a Kejourou, wrapped up in her hair and lying on a couch together, watching TV or something.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:55:24 2015 No.14485474

>>14485446
So you, the high and mighty class president want nothing more then to be abused by the least popular girls in school? From them to fuck you over and over until you're covered in sexual juices and exhausted? For them it make it so that everything but smelling the musk of some loser mg as she takes advantage of you just doesn't get you off?

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:55:34 2015 No.14485475

>>14485446
>You'll never be an anon going to MGC community college, where the monstergirls outnumber human boys 10:1.
>It's not the best, but hey it's cheap and you don't have much money.
>You'll never get off the bus and start walking home and swear you can hear something following you.
>You'll never unlock your door and immediately be knocked out by someone behind you.
>You'll never wake up to find yourself stripped naked and tied to your bed.
>You'll never look down and see an Akaname hungrily sucking on your dick.
>You'll never look around and see a nervous looking Crow Tengu, a unkempt Gazer with wide hips, a shorstack Elf who's staring at your dick and drooling, and a rather chubby Succubus.
>They'll never explain about how they got sick of never being chosen by boys and decided to make you theirs.
>You'll never be gangraped by a bunch of unpopular rejects from MGC Community college until your balls run dry.
>They'll never decide to bring a few more friends next time and take a copy of your housekey with them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:56:48 2015 No.14485479 >>14485455 You're a horrible person anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:57:13 2015 No.14485481 >>14485475 >Unpopular girls >Implying I won't make them my DnD players.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:58:12 2015 No.14485482 I want a monoeye to tell me that it was as if I never bared my fangs at all that whole battle!

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:59:56 2015 No.14485486

>>14485481
But anon, accepting them would make them blush and act awkward! And if you were their DM, then that would mean you're a nerd like them too.
You'd better ready your pelvis if you reveal that you're a nerd and you don't mind them. Furiously passionate sex awaits in your future, and lots of it.
They might even want you to become their boyfriend.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:00:56 2015 No.14485493 >>14485125 Yeah, I was wondering, are you guys hiring right now? I need a job badly Also, where can I date a cute wurm girl?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:01:31 2015 No.14485494 >>14485475 >a nervous looking Crow Tengu, a unkempt Gazer with wide hips, a shortstack Elf who's staring at your dick and drooling, and a rather chubby Succubus >rejects Looks like they're just too afraid to go out. I want that shortstack Elf.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:01:56 2015 No.14485495 >>14485356 extremely painful, it will be

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:01:59 2015 No.14485496 >>14485475 I vomited into my mouth a bit

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:02:41 2015 No.14485498 >>14485494 Not to mentioned the big assed Akaname currently showing off her "sword" swallowing skills.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:03:55 2015 No.14485502

>>14485486
OH, they would be quite happy about how nerdy I am, even If I do non-nerd things like lift, play hockey, and watch the lions lose in hand egg.

And if they want. they can stop by and watch the origional Star Wars trilogy with me on VHS.

It doesn't have any CGI special effects added in, just the puppets and models.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:04:41 2015 No.14485506
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>>14485433
Smart.

>>14485436
Yeah, in town likely eating livers.

>>14485438
>>14485440
>>14485456
You little sh--... you know what I'm coming off break for you punks. Hope you enjoy being love slaves.

>>14485447
Get lost goody two shoes.

>>14485458
Come back with some money kid and I'll consider it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:06:35 2015 No.14485512 >>14485506 That monstergirl's pretty cheeky, I think I'd find a better wife by hunting down a more agreeable horse.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:06:40 2015 No.14485513 >>14485506 >Get lost goody two shoes. See, this is why no-one likes Centaurs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:07:57 2015 No.14485521 >>14485506 >Yeah, in town likely eating livers. That's no good. She's going to spoil her supper.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:08:26 2015 No.14485523 >>14485506 >Come back with some money kid and I'll consider it. Oh, a centaur prostitute. Didn't know they had those, but it seems like one's money would be better spent on a succubus or kejourou.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:09:13 2015 No.14485525 >>14484296 But anon, Stinkypede is the most beloved story Alp ever wrote!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:10:49 2015 No.14485527 >>14485506 I'll pay you half now, and half when we get to our date.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:13:43 2015 No.14485538 >>14485380 >Rolento He was such a weird fighter

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:15:37 2015 No.14485545 >>14485506 This centaur is a disgrace to the good name of horse pussy!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:20:23 2015 No.14485559 File: 157 KB, 800x800, 1440178847542.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14485321 They're bad cats! From outer space! Here to body slam the Human race!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:20:59 2015 No.14485561 File: 418 KB, 1092x1535, Flat Horse Pussy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14485512 >>14485513 >>14485523 >>14485527 >>14485545 >Nobody reads the original filename Buffoons, the whole lot of you!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:22:54 2015 No.14485565 All the Dragons are scary, even Wurms. Dragons are too greedy, Jabberwocks are too forward, Ryus are too powerful, and Wyverns are Wyverns. Wurms are the scariest though.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:23:21 2015 No.14485567

>>14485561
I know, it's like they don't want to fight bandits.

Anyways, good night Anons, don't burn down the thread and have a good one!

Also, be sure to make sure that your daughteru is paying attention in alchemy classes.
Don't want her mixing up ingredients and creating a potion that turns her hair bright pink do you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:23:59 2015 No.14485569 >>14485565 How is a Wurm scary? You can stop her by miming a wall between you.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:25:53 2015 No.14485572

>>14485561
>>Nobody reads the original filename

Uhh, was this a reference to that OC soviet-lite super-futa centaur with a dick with the diameter and length of her human girlfriend's torso? Cause I don't know of any other buff Russian female centaurs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:26:56 2015 No.14485575 >>14485572 No, go back to the very first pic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:27:09 2015 No.14485576 >>14485572 >OC soviet-lite super-futa centaur with a dick the diameter and lengths of her human girlfriend's torso It shames me that I know this exists.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:27:40 2015 No.14485578 >>14485569 That would be cute to see.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:28:04 2015 No.14485579 >>14485569 >Mime a wall between you and her >She just plows through it She's a Wurm, that's their standard method of dealing with walls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:29:05 2015 No.14485583 >>14485579 But this is a magic wall! You can tell it's magic because you can't see or feel it!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:29:13 2015 No.14485585 File: 162 KB, 384x383, Onee-san.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nee-sans.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:30:16 2015 No.14485588 >>14485583 Pretty sure she'd still try to plow through it, and that happens to be the greatest weakness of mime-walls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:30:51 2015 No.14485590 >>14485585 What is the best Nee-san species? What Monster Girl would blush if I called her Nee-san?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:31:42 2015 No.14485593 >>14485588 But that's the best part! After she passed through the wall with no resistance, I pretend not to see her! She'll then realize that she's invisible, can move through walls without breaking them and has no legs, ergo she's a ghost!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:32:50 2015 No.14485594 >>14485590 >What is the best Nee-san species? Titania. The only possible competition is for runner up, and that's one hell of a competition. Probably wight, lilim or echidna.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:33:12 2015 No.14485595 >>14485590 The kingfisher

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:33:22 2015 No.14485596 >>14485590 >best Nee-san species All ~25 of my waifu tier species. >Blush Lizard Holst Hellhound Bapho

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:34:54 2015 No.14485600 >>14485593 Then she'll try to posses you. Are you prepared to go about your day with a 3.5 ton Wurm coiled around you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:35:14 2015 No.14485602 >>14485593 I want to bully a wurm by playfully patronizing her and treating her like a kid. Even if she is a year older than me

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:35:36 2015 No.14485603
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Oh no! You were in the middle of a university lecture when the professor asked this kid what his favorite monster girl was! Now your campus is swarming with various kinds of tomboys looking for headpats! What do?
Hard Mode: There's stage three's too, with advanced polymorphs! How can you tell them apart from regular slutty succubutts

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:35:47 2015 No.14485604 >>14485600 A living armor that gives the strength of ten thousand men? Yes. I will walk the Golden Path.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:37:17 2015 No.14485608 >>14485590 Titania, Demons, and Jabberwocks. The real question is can I go up to Monster Girl Strangers and just start calling them onee-san? Would they play along or freak out?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:37:29 2015 No.14485609 >>14485603 My heart belongs to a feline I shall meet on a destined date, they cannot tempt me with their fae ways.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:39:53 2015 No.14485612 File: 432 KB, 700x990, Wyvern2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14485565 >Wyverns >scary Scarily easy to bully, maybe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:40:00 2015 No.14485613 >>14485603 Pull out my sabbath potion that lets me grow some extra sets of arms, I'm gonna need them to headpat all these monsters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:40:22 2015 No.14485615 >>14485603 Become headpatter gigolo, rake in the cash.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:41:01 2015 No.14485619 >TFW had an Older Brother instead of an Older Sister How do I get a Monster Girl big sister? I really want one. Can I put an ad in the newspaper.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:41:56 2015 No.14485620 File: 404 KB, 723x1000, Kraken.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14485590 [X] lot of limbs to cuddle you with [X] ara ara~ [X] hips that do not lie [X] ara ara~ [X] lots of limbs to playfully bully you with [X] ara ara~

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:42:44 2015 No.14485623 >>14485609 A feline you shall meet on a destined date?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:43:09 2015 No.14485625 >>14485603 >tomboys You mean Alps? Because those words are not interchangeable. Regardless, I'll just walk around surrounded by a miasma of my waifu's sweaty pussy smell, like usual. I never have problems with this sort of thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:44:20 2015 No.14485627 File: 347 KB, 989x1400, 1450079060477.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14485602 I want to do the same thing to my adopted Wurmom.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:44:53 2015 No.14485628 >>14485623 Yes. July 22nd, 2017. Mother was very specific about the day. I am unsure why, but I trust her judgement.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:45:22 2015 No.14485630 >>14485619 That would work, but setting up a profile with the Onee-Sabbath would be safer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:46:21 2015 No.14485633 >>14485619 http://i.imgur.com/JYf6tOJ.jpg Alp your older brother.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:47:18 2015 No.14485636 >>14485628 My dad had a dream where I got together with a Swedish girl called Camilla. Is that suspicious?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:47:50 2015 No.14485637 >>14485620 dis nigga knows what's up also centaurs

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:49:01 2015 No.14485640 File: 327 KB, 1500x1335, 53839034_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >All this "Onee-san" talk Disgusting, aren't you guys playing your Sabbath video games? You should know better about these foul monsters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:50:26 2015 No.14485641 >>14485636 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:52:11 2015 No.14485645 >>14485628 >2017 Portal confirmed, start preparing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:52:16 2015 No.14485646 >>14485641 What should I expect? A haughty himedere Elf?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:53:52 2015 No.14485649 >>14485646 >Camilla Vampire more likely Or Troll, they got a lot of those up there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:54:34 2015 No.14485650 >>14485620 i don't get how her head mantle works are there other images with perspective?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:55:12 2015 No.14485652 What Monster Girl do you want to kiss you good night?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:55:55 2015 No.14485653 >>14485650 Kind of wish I screencapped that Apophis's hood thread. Pretty sure it's like that, whatever we ultimately decided.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:56:08 2015 No.14485655 >>14485636 My father told me about a dream he had wherein I opened a business, because he has a massive boner for his son owning a business that spills over into his dreams. I guess he's trying to set me up with a tanuki.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:56:14 2015 No.14485656 >>14485652 The Kobold I married and the other Kobold who came out of her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:57:10 2015 No.14485658 >>14485652 A Nightmare or a Weresheep, so that I might actually go to sleep.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:57:44 2015 No.14485659 Wait, guys Nightmare Mare is female horse She has sleep/dream powers It's a pun Holy shit I feel like the biggest slowpoke in history

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 03:00:26 2015 No.14485662 >>14485659 You're not alone in being slow, I'm amazed I missed that until now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 03:03:24 2015 No.14485670 File: 704 KB, 738x1100, Jorougumo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14485652 Best spider

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 03:05:18 2015 No.14485672 >>14485659 Don't feel bad. I didn't know Hobgoblins were a MGE thing until like three years after I first started following MGE. I always assumed they were just some sort of fanart OC MG for goblins like Mari was for Lillims.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 03:08:58 2015 No.14485681 >>14485670 AH! A SPIDER!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 03:15:38 2015 No.14485694 >>14485659 >night female horse You know, putting it that way it really sounds like she should be some kind of whor--oh, wait.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 03:15:55 2015 No.14485695 File: 404 KB, 701x992, Nightmare 2.0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14485659 >>14485662 I almost feel obligated to commission an artist to draw a Nightmare slowly shaking her head at your shame. Like a legit .gif

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 03:16:11 2015 No.14485696 >>14485649 Trolls are top tier waifus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 03:17:58 2015 No.14485699 >>14485696 Fresh produce, tits and thighs for days. Yes please.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 03:21:30 2015 No.14485703 File: 54 KB, 322x196, giggle smug.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >When she learns a new meme to annoy you with

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 03:23:18 2015 No.14485706

>>14485627
>that manga
I honestly don't know if I could hold out if my wife's mom was hitting on me so much like this boner condoner does. I'd probably be two steps away from just dicking every girl in the house if they were as lewd as the girls in this manga.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 03:28:13 2015 No.14485714 >>14485703 >It's the >I can't even feel your smooth human dick anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 03:29:10 2015 No.14485716 File: 234 KB, 850x1200, CUGM24iW4AA0Jh6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14485703 >You will never spank a Cheshire as she laughs and screams Why even live?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 03:33:04 2015 No.14485731 >>14485695 Anon please, I'm ashamed enough as it is without a cute girl rubbing it in. An excuse for cute Nightmare art is fine by me though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 03:36:42 2015 No.14485739 >>14485695 No bully

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 03:53:02 2015 No.14485754 File: 2.94 MB, 689x589, fading smug.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >We're all mad here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 04:41:58 2015 No.14485835 Please don't die on me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 04:43:45 2015 No.14485839 >>14485835 10 minutes. We were 10 minutes away from having the comfiest hour.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 04:46:04 2015 No.14485842 File: 904 KB, 1000x914, 1449614956631.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14485835 But dead things are the best, especially if they have huge thighs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 04:54:03 2015 No.14485858 >>14485842 Jesus christ I just wanna tackle her into her mountain of pillows while she's still drowsy and tickle the fuck out of her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 05:00:07 2015 No.14485874 >>14485842 That corpse is FAT!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 05:07:52 2015 No.14485895 File: 97 KB, 800x557, 1449111484264.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14485754 Get outta here lavender cat! And take your 'pizza' with you!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 05:11:42 2015 No.14485904 >>14485858 I want to rest my head on her lap while she cleans my ears.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 05:16:16 2015 No.14485909 >>14485904 Jesus christ, anon. Don't you know that the gap between her thighs is a portal to Pandemonium?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 05:23:54 2015 No.14485920 >>14485904 Which MGs would be most into ear cleaning?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 05:23:58 2015 No.14485921 File: 775 KB, 1275x1650, 1450080751577.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 05:29:34 2015 No.14485936 >>14485921 Seduction trianing with kunoichi? Why not?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 05:32:35 2015 No.14485938 File: 124 KB, 441x554, 1449271375174.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14485921 Lewd.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 05:34:55 2015 No.14485940

>>14485909
Then I want to dive head first into Pandemonium.
>>14485920
Titania, I can just imagine one patting her lap to get you to rest your head there with a mixture of smugness and determination on her face. She wants to be seen as reliable after all.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 05:40:12 2015 No.14485949

>>14485842
I want to be a prince who is grumpy about never being king since the queen is one of my ancestors who Wighted right after she died. She never gets any older and has been queen for the past 300 years.

I want to suddenly realize I can be king if I marry her.

I want to take advantage of her treating me like a favorite grandson to coerce/guilt her into sleeping with me.

I want to fill her so full of goo that she gets pregnant despite being undead.

I want to insist that my honor requires me to take responsibility and marry her.

I want to be king and teach my Revenant daughterus to dance to thriller.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 05:41:01 2015 No.14485952 >>14485940 Would Titania's also be good at nursing handjobs?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 05:41:13 2015 No.14485953 >>14485949 >daughterus /great aunts

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 05:43:02 2015 No.14485958 >>14485952 They wouldn't be very good at wing-cocoons since their wings are thin and flimsy, but don't tell them that, they'll get sad.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 05:52:38 2015 No.14485969
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>>14485952
>Nursing handjob from Titania onee-san
>She insists you leave everything to her and gently brings you to orgasm with her slow and delicate method
>Afterwards she cuddles you and gives you a kiss on the head, praising you for letting out so much
>She puffs her cheeks up and pretends to scold you when you ask if you can do anything for her, preferring to spoil you as much as possible
I don't know when Titty Fairy invaded my favourites list but I don't mind it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 05:55:36 2015 No.14485974 >>14485969 To be honest, I think that mental image has bumped her up in my mind too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 05:58:50 2015 No.14485978 >>14485969 I want double-hander handjobs from a minigirl Fairy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 06:00:38 2015 No.14485983 I just had to wait in line at the bank for an hour so I could spend less than two minutes at the counter, I'm mad at the Tanukis! Let's bully them!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 06:02:17 2015 No.14485987 >>14485983 Settle down there, Adolf.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 06:03:28 2015 No.14485992 >You will never taste every flavor of maid pussy, from the standard Kikimora to the exotic Demon

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 06:04:05 2015 No.14485994 File: 67 KB, 800x600, 1444591358962.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14485983 Cmon now, you wouldn't bully this would you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 06:05:32 2015 No.14485998 >>14485994 Well, no. I guess not.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 06:08:51 2015 No.14486006 File: 392 KB, 680x736, 97d9f1c7db920a53b90a24be6482be08.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14485994 No but I'd bully this with my dick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 06:12:32 2015 No.14486016 >>14485994 I would. Furiously. With chocolate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 06:13:21 2015 No.14486017 >>14485992 How about the unspeakable, Paladin POW?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 06:14:21 2015 No.14486018 >>14485994 Race war now! Aural rape the Tanukis!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 06:14:45 2015 No.14486019 >>14486016 >"Those are for selling, not for eating!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 06:14:52 2015 No.14486020 >>14486017 I personally wouldn't want to taste the pussy of a girl who has eggs in her butt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 06:15:12 2015 No.14486021 >>14485969 >She puffs her cheeks up and pretends to scold you when you ask if you can do anything for her, preferring to spoil you as much as possible Too bad baby she's getting mind blowing cunnalingus and she's gonna like it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 06:16:24 2015 No.14486023 >>14485969 Titania looks like a total pushover.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 06:18:43 2015 No.14486029 >>14486020 What a pleb, the eggs are what makes it so exquisite! It's like casu marzu and the maggots.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 06:18:52 2015 No.14486030 >>14486021 And she's going to be disappointed in you and call you hopeless before giggling and breaking the act. She likes to spoil you but does have her needs too after all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 06:36:00 2015 No.14486058 File: 75 KB, 1032x809, Apoharp.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why is Apophis the best non-Dragon reptile and why don't we have art of her playing a harp to soothe her lover?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 06:36:57 2015 No.14486059 >>14485938 Her face is lit up like that because she accidentally stuck her tail into a wall socket. Any second now her horns are going to start smoking and sparking.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 06:37:10 2015 No.14486060 >>14486030 Titania onee-san is the breast...I MEAN BEST.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 06:39:24 2015 No.14486063 File: 474 KB, 577x724, 1403779966996.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14486058 Apophis is love, I want to protect the smile of one by helping her get the Pharaoh addicted to MMOs and neglect her duties.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 06:48:04 2015 No.14486083

I want to learn to paint, but all the local art classes are run by monster girls! Whenever I show up, they either get naked and pretend to model for me while trying to seduce me or they strip me naked and force me to model for them (while trying to seduce me)! What do I do, anons? I haven't even learned how to properly hold all the brushes yet!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 06:50:01 2015 No.14486089 >>14486083 date a leanan sidhe

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 06:50:55 2015 No.14486092 >>14486063 I wonder if I could drink wine from her tits.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 06:55:25 2015 No.14486098 >>14486092 It's grape juice, she's only 17

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 06:58:44 2015 No.14486103

>>14486016
>Tanuki has a sweet tooth for expensive chocolate.
>Borrow™ it
>Melt it
>She's reclined and relaxing, shoulders exposed, eyes closed attempting to take a nap after a long workday.
>Slowly drizzle the chocolate on to her exposed skin.
>In an instant she's in a flustered frenzy.
>She begins frantically removing clothes as chocolate glides down her body. Furiously licking and scooping in an effort to keep it from dripping to the floor and being a waste or staining her clothes.
>Eventually nude and covered in patches of chocolate.
>She stands unmoving.
>Absolutely dejected.
>Starts to cry
>They only sell that chocolate once a year.
>She wanted to share it with you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 06:59:50 2015 No.14486106 >>14486098 >she's only 17 You mean I'm being given a nursing handjob from a girl six years younger than me?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 07:00:11 2015 No.14486107 >>14486103 Oh, don't worry. It's getting eaten.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 07:00:42 2015 No.14486109 >>14486103 If your that close to a tanuki, surly you can use some "connections" to get some more

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 07:01:17 2015 No.14486112 >>14486106 Well, she's been 17 for at least the last 10 years. So who knows.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 07:01:22 2015 No.14486113
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A new letter of recommendation has arrived!

Name: Em
Species: Empusa
A mantis-like extraspecies. They are largely similar to insects, however they also share traits with succubus types and possess bloodsucking qualities. "It seems that she's studying abroad to try and change her timid personality!"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Empusa Is what she's based on, but she seems to be standard mantis girl at any rate. I did have some trouble translating this one, once again ran into the problem where I completely understood what it was trying to tell me, but had trouble putting it in English. Hope it makes enough sense.

Guess I'll just mention it again too, pre-registering closes the day after tomorrow if you wanted to get on that. http://pastebin.com/Zhdp1c2V Pastebin again for those who need it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 07:01:40 2015 No.14486114 >>14486103 You monster. Now proceed to fuck her senseless to make up for it

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 07:02:14 2015 No.14486116 >>14486112 Oh, so she's like my dad, who has managed to stay 27 despite having two of his kids now be over 30. Quite.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 07:02:46 2015 No.14486117 >>14486113 Would act out M/Bond roleplay with All the time Even if she hates it

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 07:03:53 2015 No.14486119 >>14486117 >M/Bond roleplay So you flirt with her secretary?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 07:04:19 2015 No.14486120 >>14486112 Does she still try and put on her old school uniform to see it it still fits?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 07:07:45 2015 No.14486125 >>14486120 Yes, and it fits perfectly. She secretly tailored it around the bust and hips a couple times. By the way, she really hates it when you call it 'cosplay'.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 07:22:54 2015 No.14486143 >>14486125 What if I replace it with one her old size?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 07:23:45 2015 No.14486144 >>14486143 Then she'll say it shrunk in the wash.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 07:25:35 2015 No.14486147 >>14486144 It' be such fun to watch her trying it on though.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 07:27:14 2015 No.14486151
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>>14486125
Reminds me of that one short by Kaoru Mori with the waifu and the swimsuit.

When will literally our girl start drawing monster girls? I have a feeling she'd love them.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 07:29:19 2015 No.14486154
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>>14486151
Mori makes criminal asses in that book and the swimsuit thing made me feel all hot and bothered because the wife was obviously talking to me.
I never knew we needed her to make Monster Girls until now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 07:36:47 2015 No.14486166 >>14486154 We know she loves the everloving fuck out of bunny girls. For us, that's just the tip of the iceberg.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 07:39:26 2015 No.14486167 File: 2.67 MB, 3379x4947, 1384720215924.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14486166 Mmm, yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 07:43:18 2015 No.14486170 >>14486167 See this? We need it as a Wight.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 07:44:41 2015 No.14486174 [SPOILER]

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>>14486167
I kind of want to send her a letter and be all like, "Hey, Mori-sensei, I love your work. Ever thought of drawing a character like this? 'Cause I think that'd be pretty rad."

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 07:44:42 2015 No.14486175

I want to jokingly tell my brown CC teacher that I'll take her if no-one else wants her when comes to class depressed over still being single.

I want her to take me up on the offer and bring a marriage registration and parental consent form to my house that night (because you can get married while underage as long as you have parental consent here).

I want to pump enough semen into her to make her womb feel all bloated and squishy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 07:46:23 2015 No.14486179 >>14486174 >Otoyomegatari goes on hiatus >new Monster Girl manga airs >like Emma and Shirley, but now with Kikimoras and Shoggoths

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 07:48:26 2015 No.14486185 >>14486175 That's all well and good, but what species is she besides brown?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 07:51:37 2015 No.14486192 >>14486185 I couldn't come up with something I was happy with. What species would the main girl from Otoyomegatari be? She's what I was imagining.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 07:51:57 2015 No.14486193 >>14486185 I'd default a "brown [blank]" into a brown Elf.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 07:54:20 2015 No.14486203 >>14486192 She can use a bow, so I would say elf, if only to maintain the stereotype.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 07:55:38 2015 No.14486207 >>14486192 Amira is horse pussy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 07:56:57 2015 No.14486213 File: 502 KB, 860x866, Amira needs the D.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14486193 >>14486203 Elves are quick to grow needy when their husbands are shota.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 07:57:28 2015 No.14486216 >>14486175 Get out of my head, I'd just been fantasizing about an almost CC Hellhound teacher and was in the middle of writing a mini profile-bio for her so I can commission something for her in future.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 07:59:09 2015 No.14486226 >>14486213 Has she /ss/'d him yet? Even in doujins?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 08:00:03 2015 No.14486228 >>14486226 Don't know about doujins, but their marriage not being consummated properly was a plot point that led to much death.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 08:00:39 2015 No.14486233 >>14486203 She's too..alpha? for an elf. I would almost say centaur because nomadic steppe tribesmen, but then horsepussy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 08:06:51 2015 No.14486247 >>14486233 Arab/Turkish lizardgirl

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 08:13:21 2015 No.14486261 >>14486247 >Lizard oneesan Muh dick

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 08:18:14 2015 No.14486273 >>14483722 She is, although thread's one is fine, which is surprising.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 08:19:49 2015 No.14486276 >>14486247 I just want twin lizardgirl daughterus with long twintail-esque hairstyles and matching outfits. My life would be complete then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 08:26:21 2015 No.14486292 File: 2.68 MB, 2000x2500, 1419833440732.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How could I have been so blind? Apophis is love, Apophis is life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 08:28:21 2015 No.14486297 >>14486292 The cupids are gonna be on her ass for that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 08:29:16 2015 No.14486298 >>14486297 She doesn't have an ass. The Cupids are helpless.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 08:40:52 2015 No.14486328 >>14486298 Ass is where the anus is. So they'll have to spank her cloaca.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 08:50:51 2015 No.14486350 File: 129 KB, 595x842, CWL5Sp2UkAA9qXS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 08:53:05 2015 No.14486358 >>14486350 What the fuck is going on with the side of her face? I'm used to paundo's art having some issues but that's just awful.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 08:53:54 2015 No.14486362 >at work >writing a pretty heavy scene >need to concentrate >don't know when I will be torn from the computer F-fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 08:55:07 2015 No.14486367 >>14486362 Heavy, huh?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 08:56:15 2015 No.14486370 >>14486367 Not "heavy" as in "hot and heavy," I mean "heavy" as in "weighty."

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 08:57:02 2015 No.14486372 >>14486370 Weighty, huh? I get you. Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 09:01:39 2015 No.14486383 >>14486372 Anon stop it

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 09:03:03 2015 No.14486386 >>14486383 Stop "it", huh? Reowr!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 09:06:52 2015 No.14486389 >>14486358 I'm gonna guess that's her hand on her own cheek?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 09:08:54 2015 No.14486398 >>14486389 Nope. Her right arm is wrapped around the front of her legs. And it looks like she broke her own bones to do it, too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 09:09:42 2015 No.14486399 >>14486398 oh, that blended in for me, thanks for pointing it out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 09:16:07 2015 No.14486412 File: 2.93 MB, 1280x720, 1450084411014.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never EVER come home to this

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 09:17:49 2015 No.14486416 >>14486412 >2016 What does it mean!?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 09:18:21 2015 No.14486418 >>14486412 I want wan!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 09:23:08 2015 No.14486428 >>14486412 I thought this was canned?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 09:23:14 2015 No.14486429 >>14486416 The creator's alive and the game's being worked on, if we're lucky the release is next year. Combined with MGE II and possibly that Wilmarina doujin KC mentioned, the list of reasons not to kill yourself in 2016 is looking pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 09:26:49 2015 No.14486438 >>14486429 Apparently there is a God.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 09:27:42 2015 No.14486439 >>14486438 God is real, and He is a Monster Girl fucker.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 09:28:08 2015 No.14486443 >>14486429 Your not fuckin with me right?, its seriously back on right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 09:35:00 2015 No.14486456 >>14486443 All of seismic's recent tweets are about it, there's more info over in the 3d thread on /h/ if you're interested.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 09:37:49 2015 No.14486462 >>14486443 Looks like threefish has also made some updates for the first time in a year. Not holding out for either to actually get finished, though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 09:39:08 2015 No.14486465 >>14486443 >>14486456 >>14486462 Is there a reason I should be hyped for this thing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 09:41:21 2015 No.14486471 >>14486465 Interactable boobs anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 09:43:37 2015 No.14486477 File: 1.04 MB, 2132x3046, 775dcee7e8ba4c2f293dfc09e00c77a5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14486465 Well animated, interactive Liru porn. Forget Horo, Liru's the best wolf girl in anime.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 09:43:45 2015 No.14486478 File: 384 KB, 940x1032, leah.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fresh art of waifu. She's a very strict fairy. Remember anon, waifus want you to be the very best you can be so do your best for her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 09:44:41 2015 No.14486481 >>14486478 She looks very strict. Please draw me an Apophis playing the harp.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 09:45:02 2015 No.14486483 >>14486113 >the problem where I completely understood what it was trying to tell me, but had trouble putting it in English Isn't that just Japanese, period? Anyway, EMG Mantis? Cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 09:45:34 2015 No.14486485 >>14486481 Sorry famila, I got to get back to commissions

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 09:45:39 2015 No.14486486 >>14486478 Is she going to ram that pen-like object into my urethra?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 09:46:24 2015 No.14486489 >>14486485 Sadness.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 09:47:32 2015 No.14486491 >>14486478 I like how you went with a different hair colour than the profile, original takes are always nice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 09:50:47 2015 No.14486496 File: 35 KB, 876x449, Aftercare.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14486478 I'm going to be the very best, like no one ever was!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 09:52:52 2015 No.14486498 >>14486496 7/Alp

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 09:53:54 2015 No.14486500 >>14486498 Too much water?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 09:57:33 2015 No.14486506 >>14486496 I have no idea what I'm looking at. Could this be what they call "post-modern"?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 09:58:51 2015 No.14486507 >>14486496 It's the faggot you love to hate!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 10:02:20 2015 No.14486516 >>14486506 No, it's what you would call "shit".

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 10:03:26 2015 No.14486519 >>14486113 >Empusa I thought Empusas were succubus-type girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 10:06:59 2015 No.14486523 >>14486516 I already feel more enlightened in matters of art.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 10:12:22 2015 No.14486532 File: 904 KB, 1200x1697, 1427878963447.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have you embraced the future yet?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 10:16:57 2015 No.14486538 >>14486532 Rather cute, would give biodiesel to.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 10:18:19 2015 No.14486542 File: 194 KB, 576x699, 875bdbe3a21c4766a0ce910521d3b429.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What happened? Everyone is ded?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 10:18:43 2015 No.14486545 >>14486538 >biodiesel Hydrogen cells>biodiesel fite me

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 10:19:24 2015 No.14486549 >>14486542 Alp's horrible art drove them to madness.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 10:19:32 2015 No.14486551 >>14486542 I'm busy procastrinating about going to the laundromat

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 10:21:56 2015 No.14486553 MOLEST MANY MAIDS

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 10:23:49 2015 No.14486558 >>14486553 I want to become a mad wizard and experiment on animal and monster x Paladin crossbreeds. My hapless victims will spend their lives with giant insect sperm flooding their womb in the hopes that it will stick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 10:25:28 2015 No.14486564 >>14486412 The project is alive again? Really? I remember year ago seismic said he lost all his data and the game is officially ded. /h/ even banned lilu threads because there was no point in them anymore

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 10:33:06 2015 No.14486578 >>14486553 He says that the devil was at the docks, molesting many maids.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 10:34:37 2015 No.14486582

>>14486519
They seemed to be shown as many different things. The only reference to them as mantises I saw seems to be from God of War too, but granted I didn't look too hard. That's why it says they share traits with succubi too. Actually, the kanji it used was 夢魔 which is kind of a catch-all terms for succubi and incubi and the like.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 10:36:54 2015 No.14486586 File: 155 KB, 600x800, 48352104_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 10:40:18 2015 No.14486593 File: 167 KB, 450x600, o01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ITT PILFs Paladins I'd Like to Fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 10:43:20 2015 No.14486596 >>14486593 Paladins are for killing infidels only.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 10:44:31 2015 No.14486601 >>14486596 No, they are for kissing and cuddling and penetrating on the wedding night and every night afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 10:46:09 2015 No.14486609 >>14486586 Hello there, Puffy Vulva. >>14486596 >>14486601 Paladins are for Beelzebub egg storage.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 10:47:09 2015 No.14486612 >>14486609 I will gladly take those eggs in her place.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 10:54:28 2015 No.14486631 >>14486612 A Beelzebub who lay eggs in she own butt... A shameful Beelzebub.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 10:57:09 2015 No.14486637 >>14486631 I want to ram back into a beelzebub anus her own eggs and then bully her for actually feeling pleasure because of it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 10:58:33 2015 No.14486641 >>14486637 You've got a good thinker there, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 10:58:38 2015 No.14486642 >>14486637 What a sicko, I bet you'd cum in her butt every day, too, to make sure your babies grow up to be healthy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 11:01:34 2015 No.14486645 >>14486631 >>14486637 >>14486642 This is giving me a really dirty feeling boner.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 11:04:51 2015 No.14486653 >>14486637 Is that technically incest?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 11:07:19 2015 No.14486661 >>14486653 Yes and you know the kids will be ruthlessly bullied for it if the truth ever comes out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 11:12:52 2015 No.14486674 >>14486642 Yes, and i would bully/praise her by gently whispering in her ear how wonderful of a mother is she for caring so much for her eggs. Not sure if that's bullying or actual praise so not sure what goes there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 11:15:03 2015 No.14486682 >>14486674 How many eggs we talking? Because they look pretty small.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 11:16:38 2015 No.14486687 >>14486682 How many eggs do beelzebubs lay? I'm not even sure of that fact myself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 11:17:15 2015 No.14486693 >>14486674 You know she's going to be mindbroken by the time they hatch and crawl out of her anus. She's going to behave like a mammal that just gave birth and hold her dirty buttbabies to her cheek with empty, glazed-over eyes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 11:17:32 2015 No.14486694 >>14486687 Only source for this I have is MGQ and I'm not going back to those memories.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 11:19:38 2015 No.14486699 >>14486687 No idea, but I'd prefer to think only a few, or that only a few survive. One parasitic egg would be cool, too.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 11:26:13 2015 No.14486712

>>14486693
I'm not into that kind of stuff though, i like the whole bullying part but mindbreaking is just going too far IMO.

I would probably alternate between bullying and gently cuddling and loving, if she ends up going mental anyways i would at least make her pledge her life to me.

No waifu goes unloved in my house.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 11:27:06 2015 No.14486716 File: 280 KB, 1002x1416, 01346e4c1a48b121af655e62626ec431.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"You don't actually like monsters, right anon?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 11:27:42 2015 No.14486719 File: 332 KB, 736x1059, 1448456897998.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Enter thread >Beezlebub anus egg laying Yeah just uhh...praise Arachnotaur and all that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 11:27:48 2015 No.14486720 >>14486716 No, of course not abs, I mean miss.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 11:29:11 2015 No.14486725 >>14486719 Mako is dumb, huh?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 11:29:22 2015 No.14486727 >>14486720 I'd give her abs a workout. If you know what I mean. In side news, why does muscle improve all monster girls?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 11:29:57 2015 No.14486731 >>14486716 What if i do? What can you do about it, purge me? hehe

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 11:30:10 2015 No.14486734 >>14486716 Yes, they're much better then humans.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 11:30:56 2015 No.14486737 File: 317 KB, 2000x3500, Brawny Lamia covers her shame.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14486727 Who knows?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 11:33:24 2015 No.14486749 >>14486737 Indeed. Muscle elves, muscle holstaurs, muscle cheshires are all excellent.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 11:36:06 2015 No.14486755 File: 1.11 MB, 1181x1588, 142887899193955.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14486731 She can purge you sexually >>14486734 How so? Paladins stay virgin until marriage and can give you sons.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 11:36:08 2015 No.14486756 >>14486749 Is it true that the more bulkier and muscular a MG is the more prone she is to actually being a sub?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 11:36:25 2015 No.14486759 >>14486716 They at least put out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 11:37:19 2015 No.14486762 >>14486756 Only if that's what you want.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 11:37:41 2015 No.14486764 >>14486755 >Paladins stay virgin until marriage >wanting a 30-something virgin with droopy boobs Pls no.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 11:38:42 2015 No.14486768 >>14486756 Not particularly. They become more dominant BUT sub harder if you manage to break them. you don't want to have a muscled jinko in nothing but a choker and a bow on her tail to ask that you be on top while she blushes do you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 11:40:20 2015 No.14486770 >>14486756 That's retarded.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 11:41:40 2015 No.14486775 >>14486768 It depends, what kind of Jinko are we talking about?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 11:43:03 2015 No.14486777 >>14486755 Sons and virgins are overrated.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 11:43:22 2015 No.14486778 >>14486478 Cuuute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 11:43:29 2015 No.14486779 >>14486775 one that works out enough in the sun to have tanlines, her core is an iron hard six pack, and she's a tad taller than the average jinko. Not full blown dire jinko but somewhere in between.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 11:43:41 2015 No.14486780 File: 214 KB, 634x800, aac0c5a8a92eaab60319d52585fadffd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14486756 Hopefully not

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 11:44:41 2015 No.14486782 >>14486779 Would bully and dom for.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 11:51:08 2015 No.14486794 >>14486782 Would you give her cubs? Would you take her in the shower after she was acting all tough to her friends? Doming her there while they listen?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 11:53:12 2015 No.14486799 >>14486780 Gorgeous.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 11:54:50 2015 No.14486804
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>>14486755
I want to get bullied by a Paladin. Like that Fujo Cyclops guy but with a yan girl in a breastplate.
>Aww~ Why did you cum so fast? It's all over my armor, anon...
>Now it's all dirty...
>Polish it up with your tongue, you useless premature ejaculator!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 11:59:20 2015 No.14486819 >>14485969 Now I want this too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 12:07:46 2015 No.14486835 >>14486749 >Muscle Cheshire I DON'T need invisible leg locks while doing things.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 12:11:45 2015 No.14486846 >>14486804 >She pushes you down an tells you it's time to fulfill your duty as a man. >Violates you until you've creampied her multiple times, calling you a flithy race traitor slut all the while.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 12:15:56 2015 No.14486853 >>14486846 http://exhentai.org/s/5a470f4663/492084-75 >this but with getting confessed to by a Succuslut >and she goes full yan instead of running off scared afterwards

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 12:26:23 2015 No.14486872 >>14486835 Too bad. You're going to get nuzzled and hugged by someone you can't see before she takes you off to bed for cowgirl and a purring blow job

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 12:26:36 2015 No.14486873 >>14486835 Why not? That sounds incredible.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 12:29:03 2015 No.14486881 >>14486872 >purring blow job Muh dick...

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 12:31:00 2015 No.14486886 >>14486881 Don't forget watching her clean you up afterwards

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 12:35:07 2015 No.14486894 File: 282 KB, 1337x1826, 1450075318460.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14486835 >a Cheshire with this body

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 12:35:12 2015 No.14486895 >>14486886 How does she need to clean me up if I've been parked in her mouth the whole time?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 12:37:06 2015 No.14486900 >>14486895 Never now, there may be some dribbling she needs to suck up just to be sure. Or she's trying to get you up and ready for a mating press.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 12:37:54 2015 No.14486902 >>14486894 >Do you even lift bro? Is this really something that you want to suddenly hear whispered into your ear? You'd going to get wrestled down in the street and raped in plain sight on a regular basis.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 12:41:29 2015 No.14486912 >>14486894 >A /fit/ Cheshire will never protect your smile. Damn.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 12:44:14 2015 No.14486916 >>14486912 Now heres the real question, do you want her to be taller than you or a head shorter?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 12:45:38 2015 No.14486921 >>14486916 Gimme dat qt /fit/ catlet meme cat

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 12:49:01 2015 No.14486924 >>14486921 I bet you want to see her walk around the house after a workout in nothing but her spats and a sports bra. I bet you'd liked her to look up at you and ask 'you mirin?' before you scratch her ears and earn a content smile and a little purr

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 12:50:08 2015 No.14486930 >>14486924 Enough! I just masturbated

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 12:50:30 2015 No.14486932 >>14486912 >A cheshire cat to protect your smile >any time you feel down and hang your head, she'll be there >wrapping her arms around you and holding a tiny shield in front of your mouth.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 12:52:49 2015 No.14486939 >>14486932 This needs to be drawn.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 12:53:02 2015 No.14486940

>>14486912
>Fit Cheshire who follows you around while invisible
>Chokes out anyone who messes with you
>You don't even know what's going on, one minute a guy is talking shit to you and the next thing you know he's reaching for his throat and passing out
>She's like a buff, invisible guardian angel

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 12:55:04 2015 No.14486945 >>14486930 Oh? Or would you rather see her striding from the shower with a tower wrapped around her waist but nothing up top, letting you see her firm, palmable breasts and the tanlines she's earned from sunning herself?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 12:55:21 2015 No.14486947 >>14486940 >/fit/ meme cat >do you even rape sis? >we're all gonna make it sis >fucking catlets, when will they learn >ZIPANGU >I >P >A >N >G >U

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 12:58:11 2015 No.14486953 >>14486932 I don't think I'd be able to keep frowning if she did that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 13:02:45 2015 No.14486965 I wanna write something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 13:03:36 2015 No.14486967 >>14486947 >>we're all gonna make it sis Awkward musclegirls desperately trying to pick cute anons up when?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 13:04:25 2015 No.14486968 >>14486965 Do it. Don't let your dreams be dreams.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 13:05:26 2015 No.14486974 >>14486968 I was leaving myself open to ideas, as the common Elf invitingly spreads her legs to overcome language barriers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 13:08:48 2015 No.14486984 >>14486974 A man trying to babysit a quartet of wurms

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 13:09:17 2015 No.14486986 >>14486974 story about having both a kiki and shoggoth maid

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 13:09:23 2015 No.14486987 >>14486974 >asking other people for ideas What are you, a faggotsuccubus?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 13:10:02 2015 No.14486990 >>14486987 No, of course not. They can't write at all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 13:11:15 2015 No.14486992 >>14486974 Canon Oomukade smut.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 13:14:04 2015 No.14486997 >>14486992 Yes,

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 13:14:14 2015 No.14486998 >>14486916 Taller. I want her to be able to prince carry me or rest her boobs on top of my head. I want to try to princess carry her while she giggles at how cute she thinks I am when I try my best.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 13:14:55 2015 No.14486999 >>14486992 >>14486997 As in, holy shit, this thing is an apex predator even Dragons fear?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 13:15:00 2015 No.14487001 >>14486990 Touche.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 13:15:11 2015 No.14487003 >>14486998 That is good. Are you ready for her reaction when you actually do princess carry her?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 13:16:46 2015 No.14487007 >>14486113 Thanks for taking the time to do these anon, much appreciated.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 13:17:12 2015 No.14487008 >>14486999 Yes, no stinky loser, just a huge bug showing a man how fearsome she can be.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 13:17:15 2015 No.14487009 >>14486999 As in depressed rapist that goes insane from kissing. They're not blubbering Tomokos but they're not exactly true to lore either.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 13:18:02 2015 No.14487011 >>14487008 >>14487009 So which is it that you want?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 13:18:37 2015 No.14487012 >>14486999 Fearsome rape train on the level of an Ushi-Oni who makes one stupid mistake in the heat of passion and has the tables turned on her half way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 13:18:50 2015 No.14487014 File: 308 KB, 876x916, monstergirls.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 13:19:39 2015 No.14487017 >>14487003 Anon, you misunderstand. She wants to protect my smile. She'd compliment me on how strong I am while my legs are trembling trying to keep her up. 6' 5" of muscle is kinda hard for a 5' 9" guy to lift.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 13:19:59 2015 No.14487018 >>14487011 Both. She's still gloomy and weird, but is still a rapemonster.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 13:21:16 2015 No.14487024 >>14487017 I just hope you are ready for when she takes you off to bed and lets you do her in the missionary position.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 13:22:02 2015 No.14487026 >>14487012 >>14487018 I'll see what I can do. Maybe then you'll forget all about stinkypede

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 13:24:01 2015 No.14487029 >>14487014 A Jinko/Glacies hybrid would pretty much be a monstergirl version of Frost Tiger from Viewtiful Joe 2.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 13:25:50 2015 No.14487030 >>14487014 Chimeras huh? I want to make one with a Hellhound, Wurm and Ushi-Oni. Unrivalled chasing power, stamina and regeneration.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 13:26:18 2015 No.14487032 >>14487024 Only if there's leglocking, handholding and kissing. Also dirty talking. I bet Cheshires are godlike dirty talkers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 13:26:38 2015 No.14487033 >>14487026 One story isn't going to undo the damage did. Didn't really work for the Ushi-Oni, don't expect it to work for The Oomakudakeodkdodecahedron.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 13:26:50 2015 No.14487034 >>14487026 >Maybe then you'll forget all about stinkypede We can only hope.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 13:26:56 2015 No.14487035 >>14487032 You know it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 13:28:30 2015 No.14487042 >>14487033 Rough Vanilla-Oni a best knigga.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 13:28:55 2015 No.14487043 >>14487030 I remember a few threads ago I made the ultimate smug girl. All I had to do was fuse a Hellhound, a Manticore, a Kakuen, a Raiju and A Cheshire. But even that doesn't compare to the level of rapetrain you just proposed.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 13:33:38 2015 No.14487052

>>14487035
She'd probably be encouraging in bed too. If she noticed you starting to feel like you weren't doing good enough she'd probably kiss you on the forehead, assure you you're doing fine, and then tell you she could make you feel like a champion in bed.
Then she starts talking the dirtiest you've ever heard her talk and moaning like a pornstar, begging you to thrust harder into her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 13:35:05 2015 No.14487055 >>14487033 >The Oomakudakeodkdodecahedron. I'm going to call the story that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 13:36:32 2015 No.14487058 >>14487026 What if i like Stinkypede though?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 13:37:27 2015 No.14487061 >>14487058 Then you need to reconsider your life choices.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 13:38:34 2015 No.14487064 >>14487061 My life choices are cuddling and marrying a stinky Oomukade, why would I reconsider them?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 13:39:17 2015 No.14487068 >>14487026 I don't want to forget, though. Stinkypede changed my life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 13:41:07 2015 No.14487070 >>14487058 >>14487068 >>14487064 Literally shit taste: you have a taste for shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 13:41:24 2015 No.14487071 >>14487064 Because your taste in women is bad and you should feel bad. >>14487068 Wait, what?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 13:42:51 2015 No.14487075 I want to establish the first Church of Stinkypede, and invite Oomukades to drop in for food, tea, and to have their armpits sniffed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 13:43:06 2015 No.14487077 File: 771 KB, 700x1000, 1448742115893.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Amazonian Titanias, Amazonian Fairies, Amazonian Unicorns, Amazonian Lilim, Amazonian Jinkos, Amazonian Amazons, Amazonian Humans.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 13:45:37 2015 No.14487082 >>14487077 Amazonian Sandworms

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 13:46:00 2015 No.14487085 What's a good name for a chivalrous hero?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 13:46:11 2015 No.14487086 >>14487077 Amazonian Alices

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 13:46:29 2015 No.14487087 >>14487077 Amazonian Leanan Sidhe >Will paint landscapes >Using the blood of her enemies Amazonian Yeti >Will hug you >To death

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 13:47:15 2015 No.14487090 >>14487085 Tim

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 13:47:45 2015 No.14487093 >>14487085 Dick

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 13:48:33 2015 No.14487095 >>14487085 Leyland Lingerlonger

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 13:49:15 2015 No.14487097 >>14487085 Chad

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 13:49:38 2015 No.14487098 >>14487093 There are many Toms, Dicks and Harrys in the world. But there is only one Sancho.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 13:49:45 2015 No.14487099 >>14487085 I dunno. Richter? Siegfried? Hank?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 13:50:27 2015 No.14487100 >>14487085 Anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 13:51:10 2015 No.14487104 >>14487085 Ludwig

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 13:58:22 2015 No.14487105 >>14487085 Arthur Michael Richard Fafnir

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:05:51 2015 No.14487107 >>14487104 I'm using this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:06:51 2015 No.14487111 >>14487099 Leon Simon Trevor Bernándo Germán Rafael

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:06:56 2015 No.14487112 >>14487014 Why combine a Glacie?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:07:12 2015 No.14487114 >>14487085 Siegmeyer

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:07:59 2015 No.14487117 I'm back.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:09:10 2015 No.14487121 What we really need, is to combine a Minotaur, and Ogre, and an Oni for the ultimate /fit/ girl!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:09:22 2015 No.14487122 >>14487117 >Mitsuru welcome back.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:09:31 2015 No.14487123 >>14487117 Ok.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:11:55 2015 No.14487135 >>14483663 Where did you get that? I'm pretty sure it's kuro chairo no neko but I can't find it on his pixiv or niconico

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:12:03 2015 No.14487136 File: 393 KB, 651x1200, 132476883246.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14487121 Behold!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:14:07 2015 No.14487138 >>14487136 That's not fit! She's just stinky!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:14:17 2015 No.14487140 >>14487117 Awww shit! It's time to parteh!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:15:13 2015 No.14487149 >>14487136 I need a handjob.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:15:48 2015 No.14487153
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I want to marry a non-lewd Monstergirl and attend religious service once a week and enjoy country living and grow our own vegetables and spend a great deal of our extra money helping the less fortunate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:16:45 2015 No.14487159 >>14487153 She sounds like a normie. That's gay. You're gay, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:17:36 2015 No.14487163 >>14487135 He has a twitter account he posts on too. https://twitter.com/KurochaNeco/status/676051976082231296

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:17:54 2015 No.14487164 File: 1.45 MB, 1360x1362, 1450066171257.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why haven't you bought a daki of your waifu yet? It's worth every penny. It makes sleeping better.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:18:10 2015 No.14487166 >>14487153 >marry a non-lewd Monstergirl and attend religious service once a week and enjoy country living Why not just marry a human, then?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:18:28 2015 No.14487168 File: 141 KB, 802x602, Angel_Army.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14487153 Sounds like an angel is the girl for you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:18:40 2015 No.14487169 >>14487163 Yeah, I found it on danbooru I would never thought to check there

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:19:10 2015 No.14487170 >>14487164 I already sleep with a plushie of my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:19:53 2015 No.14487172 >>14487164 I wrote some "why even live" greentexts about a wurm when I had nothing to do at work, but I'm afraid anon won't like them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:20:00 2015 No.14487174 >>14487121 What we really need is a /fit/ Lich and Wight duo.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:20:53 2015 No.14487176

>>14487168
>You will never live in a village blessed with the protection of a powerful Archangel and her entourage of oppai loli Angels.

Heresy wouldn't be tolerated though, there would be an Angel inquisition routinely searching homes for false idols of worship and signs of sins committed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:21:39 2015 No.14487178 >>14487174 Yes. I agree, /fit/ lich a best. Wights are cool, too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:21:50 2015 No.14487180 >>14487164 >implying I didn't Nice assumptions there mate

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:22:07 2015 No.14487182

>Overly protective, clingy Mantis twins that are synced up to an unsettling degree
>Refer to themselves as a single person, one will use "I" to refer to something the other one is doing or saying
>Even their orgasms are synced
>They speak in unison like those girls from The Shining, freaks people the fuck out
>Used to freak you out too, but after being with them for so long it's kind of comforting to hear your waifu in stereo
>They even got pregnant with twins at the same time

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:22:23 2015 No.14487183 >>14487176 I want to pat the oppai lolis' heads and call them good girls!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:24:23 2015 No.14487189 >>1448718 Would only each set of twins be synced up, or would all of them be.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:24:56 2015 No.14487190 >>14487085 Thud

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:25:28 2015 No.14487195 >>14487174 Would the /fit/ Lich walk around with her lab coat open to show off her abs?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:25:58 2015 No.14487197 >>14487164 Because there are none and I have no job to commission one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:26:31 2015 No.14487200 >>14487164 I need a better pillow. Plus I'd like something more cute than lewd.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:27:22 2015 No.14487203 >>14487166 I want to diplomatically bridge the gap between human and monster.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:27:23 2015 No.14487204 >>14487195 I think the real question is would she cast Fist?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:28:31 2015 No.14487206 >>14487204 a muscle-wizard lich? I can dig and impregnate it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:29:24 2015 No.14487208 >>14487136 Trolls need more love

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:30:02 2015 No.14487214 Taking your /fit/ lich waifu from behind! Then initiating the mating press position!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:30:15 2015 No.14487216 >>14487206 She originally transcended death with the power of her muscles. She deadlifted so hard that she died and was instantly resurrected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:31:44 2015 No.14487218 >>14487214 Would she let out a tiny moan and the apologize for being too loud? >>14487216 Huh. I want to give her protein drinks so she can get max gains.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:32:40 2015 No.14487221 >>14487218 She would try to apologize, then get interrupted and moan again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:33:06 2015 No.14487222 >>14487203 In "that" way?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:34:56 2015 No.14487228 >>14487221 Of course And these aren't loud, ear splitting moans. They're light, quiet ones that are almost whispered.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:41:16 2015 No.14487244 >>14487182 What are their bodytypes?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:43:14 2015 No.14487249 >>14487182 Creepy but cute, I want to head pat them at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:48:12 2015 No.14487258 Pawjobs are the best! http://i.imgur.com/EpKS0YI.png

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:51:10 2015 No.14487263 >>14487258 That's pretty ugly looking.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:52:27 2015 No.14487267 >>14487164 Because I leave bloodstains on my sheets when I sleep. I don't want to mess up a daki like that, let alone one of my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:52:39 2015 No.14487268 Rakshasa

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:53:35 2015 No.14487270 >>14487267 What if that's the blood sacrifice that will make her real?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:56:12 2015 No.14487276 >>14487267 I do too anon, still haven't gotten one on them

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:57:34 2015 No.14487281 >>14487267 >>14487276 The fuck is wrong with you people?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:58:08 2015 No.14487285 File: 768 KB, 693x1154, 1450106463894.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FROG. SNIFFING.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:58:43 2015 No.14487289 >>14487281 I get nosebleeds and it's been dry here lately

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:01:58 2015 No.14487296
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>>14487270
I wish. Then my bed would've turned into a cute comforter girl long ago.

>>14487276
I suppose I could use some bandages under long sleeved pyjamas just to be extra safe.

>>14487281
Eczema. My face is fine, but my limbs suffer from it the worst. Not an inch of smooth skin on my arms, save for my palms, and even they're starting to get affected. Usually, it means waking up with a few new spots on blood on the pillow or sheets.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:03:21 2015 No.14487299 >>14487263 I think it's pretty good for a sketch

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:03:31 2015 No.14487300 File: 403 KB, 655x1097, 1449945063780.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DRAGON. FISTING.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:05:14 2015 No.14487306 >>14487299 Nah, it looks awful.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:05:25 2015 No.14487307

>>14487296
>Google Eczema
Jesus Christ, that's disgusting. I don't think a Monster Girl could love that. Sorry m8

>TFW my birth defect only makes me weak and doesn't fuck up my appearance in anyway I can't hide

Feels good to be fucked up in a lucky way

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:07:13 2015 No.14487312 >>14487300 >Shyvanna's pure mind was never the same again

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:07:53 2015 No.14487315 >>14487307 Let's hear it for brain problems. Fucked for life but at least you can look good while it happens.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:08:24 2015 No.14487316 File: 132 KB, 665x515, Shyvana.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14487312 >Shyvana >EVER PURE

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:08:38 2015 No.14487317 >>14487306 yeah, well, that's just like, your opinion, man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:10:58 2015 No.14487326 I'm putting up the set-up to the badass Oomukade stuff. I don't have a pastebin yet so I set this to expire in an hour, I'll put up the complete version after I make if it interests you guys. http://pastebin.com/wkQFcQrX

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:11:36 2015 No.14487328 >>14487316 UnyieldingSweat.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:12:49 2015 No.14487332 >>14487316 Imagining all of this made me diamonds.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:13:44 2015 No.14487334
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>>14487307
Oh wow, I just looked on Google Images and saw. No, mine's not nearly as bad as those pictures. No weird pustules or yellow bits, and the redness isn't nearly as severe, especially on darker skin like mine. Mostly, it's just redness around the creases of the skin (wrists, neck, inner elblows, fingers, etc), along with flakiness and a very light scaling. It leads to a lot of minor wounds like scratches and splits though, which is where all the blood comes from.

It's what makes me wish desperately for a slimegirl who could engulf, bathe and sooth me whenever I need. I just want to take all the pain, burning and itchiness away.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:15:51 2015 No.14487339 File: 38 KB, 360x479, 1450124151881.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14487316 Further proof of why dragon ex is best

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:16:09 2015 No.14487341 >>14487326 That Dragon Girl sounds cute, would marry her and let her kidnap me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:17:32 2015 No.14487345 >>14487341 There's nothing cute about a Dragon who wants to have a boy as her princess.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:18:18 2015 No.14487347 File: 580 KB, 700x933, 34632584.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14487334 Imagine a hug from behind WHILE you're inside her in the non sexual way and she's whispering in your ear that it's all going to be alright

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:19:10 2015 No.14487348 >>14487345 That is everything cute though. >how nice the Dragon had been and what good massages she gave and what beautiful poems she had written for him She sounds kind, romantic, and deserving of love.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:20:47 2015 No.14487354 >>14487326 I look forward to more. Nice stuff. >>14487341 Same, but I'd prefer not to get dressed up in frilly girly shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:21:15 2015 No.14487356 File: 3.71 MB, 2000x2500, 1428552374929.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14487339 *sex I know how to word, damnit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:21:53 2015 No.14487359 >>14487316 LoL Fans are weird. I mean sure, it's not like we here are any better, but still.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:21:59 2015 No.14487360 >>14487348 So what you're saying is, you want her to follow Cecil to Zipangu and claim him even if it means fighting a 'mukade?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:22:37 2015 No.14487361 >>14487326 A new writefag! Be sure to stick around, you guys are practically an endangered species at this point.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:23:11 2015 No.14487364 File: 1.62 MB, 2991x1832, mon jinko kittens.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Saw this in the /tg/ drawthread. Artist is ramenwarwok Jinko kittens.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:23:27 2015 No.14487365 File: 34 KB, 298x279, 1449670924935.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14487326 >Dragon who kidnaps Bishies and dresses them up like Princesses and then does romantic things to them

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:24:25 2015 No.14487367 >>14487334 >and a very light scaling Fuck off monster boy, your kind aint welcome here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:24:53 2015 No.14487368 >>14487364 Those eyebrows are huuuge.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:25:17 2015 No.14487369 >>14487364 Cute as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:25:35 2015 No.14487371 >>14487354 >>14487361 >>14487365 I guess I'll get it done by Christmas, then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:25:43 2015 No.14487372 >>14487347 Literally heaven. I'd just want to lie in her for the rest of my life and fall asleep with her voice in my ears. >>14487367 Okay, I chuckled.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:26:07 2015 No.14487373 >>14487365 This is getting pretty gay.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:26:26 2015 No.14487375

>>14487326
>Perhaps his uncle Nathan, who kept massive numbers of slaves in his dungeons and routinely sniffed his captives
Did uncle Nathan like mouse girls by any chance? He sounds familiar.

Liking it so far though, Cecil sounds like he's going to Alp sooner or later no matter what happens though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:27:14 2015 No.14487376 >>14487364 That's pretty gud.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:27:42 2015 No.14487380 >>14487373 Trap x Girl isn't gay because it's technically boy x girl. Just like how Reverse Trap x Boy isn't gay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:29:00 2015 No.14487385 >>14487375 Uncle Nathan probably has rats in the dungeons, yes, but I assure you, Cecil is not going to Alp. He has a strong male role model.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:29:03 2015 No.14487387 >>14487364 Cute, always nice to have more Jinko content.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:29:42 2015 No.14487389 >>14487326 Have you written before? This is good stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:31:35 2015 No.14487394 >>14487380 I'm pretty sure dressing up as a girl when you're anything but is still faggot-tier, technicalities aside.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:31:49 2015 No.14487397

>>14487348
This.

>>14487360
I do. in fact, Cecil seemed to be pretty into the whole thing. Why can't he and the Dragon have their happy romance together?

>>14487375
>>14487385
KC confirmed even if you dress up and pretend to be a girl, and even want to be a girl, if you're in a relationship with a Monster Girl the only way you'll Alp is if you voluntarily want to lose your dick. Mamono Mana prevents accidentally Alping in these scenarios.

I'm sure even if the Dragon is into weird kinky stuff like wanting to dress her husband up as a girl, and call him a her and princess, she still wants the dick on him, since sex and all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:32:16 2015 No.14487398 >>14487389 Yes, but not here.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:32:50 2015 No.14487401
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>>14487332
>>14487328
>>14487339
>Get captured by Red Dragon
>You're in the nude, your horse is fricassee
>You can see the nectarine honey dripping down her inner thighs as she forces your legs apart
>Johnny is as flaccid as an earthworm
>Until you smell her
>The musky, feminine perfume of her estrus
>She grabs one of your hands and puts it on her scaldingly hot stomach
>You can feel a firmness in there
"It's going to be ours, Husband. You will be faithful."
>Start literally sweating bullets as she grasps your member in one claw and slides you into the sumptuous lips of her sex
>You're both sweating from the heat of your bodies and her flames
>Each thrust of her hips brings you deeper into her, feeling as if lips are on all sides of your cock, kissing you
"Go ahead, don't you want to fertilize my egg?"
>Fuck no, reminding yourself that she killed twenty of your best men and is literally an evil cunt of a dragon
>She grins, pressing her body against yours, her breasts jiggling as she grinds into you
>Blows embers onto your neck as she laps at your sweat-covered neck
"It's cute, how they always fight it. But I can feel your cock twitching inside of me. Show it to me, that lovely face of yours."
"The face that told me to make you mine, your despair filled visage."
>Spit in her face, she pauses with the vaginal flexes momentarily, then sighs softly
"I suppose you're not going to cooperate. You're going to give me a daughter one way or the other, Mr. Brave-Sir-Knight."
>Lifts herself off your cock, leaving only the glans inside, your member is as sad to leave her as her pussy is to let it go
"Try... THIS!"
>Slams her hips down onto yours, you can feel your cock's head pushing through the cushioned ring of her cervix
"There's no escaping now. Just relax give me your seed."
>Her muscles undulate and pulse, waves of pleasure travelling upwards until they collect in a final cataclysmic orgasm
>She smiles, panting after you're spent
"I win, Darling <3"

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:32:54 2015 No.14487404 >>14487371 Lovely, it's great to have you around.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:34:33 2015 No.14487408

>>14487397
>KC confirmed even if you dress up and pretend to be a girl, and even want to be a girl, if you're in a relationship with a Monster Girl the only way you'll Alp is if you voluntarily want to lose your dick. Mamono Mana prevents accidentally Alping in these scenarios.

It even extends to body swapping magic and temporary gender swap yuri using fruits, those won't alp you either as long as you want to stay a man in the long run and have a partner already.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:35:25 2015 No.14487413 >>14487371 >>14487404 Oh, and by the way. Are you the one that wrote about that muscle Jinko and Alice?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:35:32 2015 No.14487414 >>14487401 Hot damn.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:35:44 2015 No.14487415 >>14487401 >Killing my horse Time to take the genocide route.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:36:30 2015 No.14487417 File: 811 KB, 268x235, This pleases Aku.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14487401 All of that sounds amazing. Fuck that knight for being stuck up, I'll take his place.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:36:31 2015 No.14487418 >>14487413 No. Don't think I've even read that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:37:25 2015 No.14487423 >>14487418 Ah.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:37:39 2015 No.14487425 >>14487401 Somebody is getting her scales plucked off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:38:37 2015 No.14487428 File: 650 KB, 1061x1600, sphinxu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] why are sphinx so cute

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:38:59 2015 No.14487430 >>14487417 She murdered a bunch of guys and his horse. I know this is the think-with-your-dick thread, but she's purge material.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:39:44 2015 No.14487433 >>14487430 Nah dude she's got huge breasts you fuck those

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:40:04 2015 No.14487434 >>14487401 >Impregnating an evil dragon girl This is my fetish, evil girls are top tier.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:41:13 2015 No.14487437 >>14487428 >more Bob OCs How about no.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:41:36 2015 No.14487440 >>14487430 What if they were trying to burn down a orphanage?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:42:14 2015 No.14487441 >>14487433 >having huge tits excuses a woman for slaughtering people Come on now, we're talking about monstergirls here. Giant perky tits are going to be fucking everywhere you look, and most of them belonging to monstergirls who aren't evil cunts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:42:31 2015 No.14487443 >>14487430 They're knights going after a dragon. They knew what they were signing up for. >Horse Unless she was a timid centaur squire who had pledged her life in service to me, I don't care. A work animal can be replaced.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:43:28 2015 No.14487446 >>14487440 Well, if she was trying to defend innocents then I guess it'd be more palatable, but I really doubt this is the case here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:43:45 2015 No.14487447 >>14487428 A Sphinx-taur? That's kind of neat. >that double-dildo But that's kind of lewd.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:44:45 2015 No.14487450 >>14487441 Humans slaughter people too, and we still fuck eachother in order to make more of ourselves. That, and the knights were probably attacking her, so she had every right to make them crispy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:44:59 2015 No.14487452 >>14487443 Why were they going for her in the first place? You don't sent a small army of knights against some peaceful dragon. You send those guys to take down a bloodthirsty monster.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:44:59 2015 No.14487453 >>14487428 I want to sit on her back and nibble her ears. >>14487437 This is why I tend to separate art from the story or character it's based on at times. If the art's cute I don't care if Voldermort was responsible for it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:45:05 2015 No.14487454 >>14487440 As much as I enjoy hypothetical, cartoonishly evil schemes, that's unlikely.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:45:13 2015 No.14487455

>>14487441
>evil cunt
From the sound of the story, we attacked her with the intent to kill. That's not murder, that's self-defense. I mean, think about how many stories with dragons have the dragon doing fuck all until the 'hero' decides he wants it dead. Wouldn't you get pissed if someone tried to kill you while you were minding your own business?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:46:03 2015 No.14487460 >>14487446 >>14487450 In my mind it was basically a gaggle of knights going after Smaug, if he were a woman.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:46:40 2015 No.14487461 >>14487450 >Humans slaughter people too, and we still fuck each other in order to make more of ourselves. I wasn't talking about dragons as a whole though, just that one individual.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:46:59 2015 No.14487462 >>14487326 I wish a Dragon Girl would kidnap me to love I want to be kidnapped

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:47:01 2015 No.14487463 >>14487455 Hell that's kind of the order's deal in MGE. Monster girl minding her own business, happily married and not bordering anyone? Kill it anyway because god says so.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:48:46 2015 No.14487473 >>14487455 True. I generally prefer stuff where the dragon is a threat to people. Like Skyrim, it may be a bad RPG but you had a reason to kill those dragons - they were assholes who kept trying to destroy settlements.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:50:29 2015 No.14487480 >>14487463 Oh yeah you know, just minding their own business, corrupting women, drugging and imprisoning men, fucking over cities because of muh lust... Truly, we are the real monsters.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:51:48 2015 No.14487486

>>14487463
In all fairness, the demon lord is taking over the world and driving humans extinct over time. Just sitting back and letting it happen isn't going to be for everyone. The chief god is a huge bitch too, but in her world humanity would still be around.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:52:03 2015 No.14487489 File: 56 KB, 1000x1167, Dragon hg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14487460 >Female Smaug Is there a female equivalent of Benedict Cumberbatch? If so, I need a dragon who sounds like that in my life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:54:14 2015 No.14487496 >>14487489 Posh, British accented mayadere Elder Wyrm Red Dragon. >Did you think it would be so easy, little man? >N-No? >No, indeed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:55:29 2015 No.14487500 >>14487480 >corrupting women A lot of ones they kill don't. >drugging and imprisoning men Married ones won't do that >fucking over cities because of muh lust Limited to extremist factions Nice try chief god.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:55:43 2015 No.14487502 >>14487401 I want this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:55:59 2015 No.14487504 >>14487496 British voices/accents are shit. Especially with females.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:56:12 2015 No.14487505

>>14487480
This. KC can claim the monster's side are right all he wants, but a lot of what they do is shady as fuck and in some cases I'd say downright evil. Mindbreak/rape is not cool in the slightest, and it's their modus operandi.
Monstergirls are hot, but the MGE setting would be a horrible place to live, because both main factions are ghastly and the one destined to win will not only plunge the world into an endless darkness, but sees nothing wrong with warping people's minds and bodies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:57:45 2015 No.14487507 >>14487500 >#NotAllMonsters I'm not impressed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:58:25 2015 No.14487509 >>14487504 But muh british Wonderland

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:58:37 2015 No.14487511
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>>14487489
>that JPEG artifacting
Please, take an orginal.

God, I wish Houtengeki did more monstergirls like that. The way he's drawn the muscles and tendons of the wings and tail so seamlessly grow from that back is just divine. That's how you draw a good monstergirl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:58:47 2015 No.14487513 File: 159 KB, 700x1000, 1398788402308.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14487285 GOBLIN. LICKING.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:00:00 2015 No.14487518 File: 81 KB, 640x432, 1450064749232.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want a short haired, normal MG-GF with thick thighs

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:00:00 2015 No.14487519 >>14487507 >resorting to using memes >believing everything is black and white

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:00:26 2015 No.14487521 >>14487500 >Married ones won't do that Actually, that's how a lot of those marriages start.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:00:55 2015 No.14487523 Lusty Little Girls are BEST!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:01:14 2015 No.14487524 >>14487504 Britfag here. I'd make assumptions about your voice but you've got a point about our women. The worst are female east London accents: they sound like nails on a chalk board.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:02:11 2015 No.14487527 >>14487519 Gimme a break, "It only happens sometimes though" is not a great argument. How many isolated cases does it take before it becomes a trend?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:02:15 2015 No.14487528 >>14487518 ...Tell me that isn't frog.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:03:01 2015 No.14487531 >>14487524 How common are folks with estuary thames accents?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:03:15 2015 No.14487532 >>14487507 The MUH HUMANITY GOOD BOYS are much worse.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:03:22 2015 No.14487534 >>14487505 Don't shake the box, 'tis very fragile.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:03:29 2015 No.14487535 >>14487528 It's not. It's some new character that's making me consider picking that shit up with her cuteness.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:05:02 2015 No.14487539 >>14487532 Your opinion is noted.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:05:41 2015 No.14487542 >>14487534 I nod my bowler cap to you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:06:12 2015 No.14487544 >>14487531 Not very. Britain is small compared to places like the US but there's still a big variety of regional accents. In my personal opinion, I'd say a light Scottish accent is the sexiest accent a British woman could have.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:06:32 2015 No.14487546 >>14487524 The worst fem bong accent is Cockney imo. South Country is hilarious, though

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:07:26 2015 No.14487550 File: 104 KB, 587x587, 2906951.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14487447 taursphinx are pretty common and cute

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:07:41 2015 No.14487553 >>14487542 A man of refined taste. I like it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:08:23 2015 No.14487557 >>14487534 It isn't like anyone actually uses KC's world here anyway. Even the writefags who do use it change loads of stuff to make it less crappy and depressing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:08:36 2015 No.14487558 >>14487544 I like the accent that the guy from Hitman has. Which monstergirl would make the best Hitman? A small, muscular oni?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:09:23 2015 No.14487560 >>14487550 >Sphinx maid That's something i can get behind, both literally and figuratively.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:09:53 2015 No.14487561 >>14487524 Another Britfag here, I really can't stand a lot of accents. Chav-like accents make me want to kill myself and the upper class ones that people from other countries seem to like aren't much better.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:09:53 2015 No.14487562 >>14487558 A Doppelgänger.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:09:55 2015 No.14487563 >>14487557 >the writefags who do use it Somebody does? Damn, I never noticed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:11:32 2015 No.14487568 >>14487557 Yes, and they are right to do so.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:12:17 2015 No.14487570 File: 266 KB, 700x495, 49366147_p0_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14487560 lionpussy best pussy

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:12:45 2015 No.14487573 >>14487558 From my untrained ears I'm pretty sure Agent 47 has a Midwest/Received Pronunciation accent. It's pretty fucking neutral.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:14:10 2015 No.14487581 >>14487557 True, everybody has their own headcanon, even the rapefags do, it would be interesting to meet the one anon who follows kc's canon loyally. poor bastard.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:14:24 2015 No.14487584

>>14487558
You mean Rapeman. I can't see monstergirls killing willingly outside of self defense, it makes stories where they straight up slaughter armies of guys weird to read because they're the same girls who are supposed to treasure men, and yet here they are knee deep in guy's bodies.
I do like YBA's version of this though, where the girls were forced to fight by their ruler and suffered some serious PTSD and other problems from having to kill men

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:16:33 2015 No.14487591 >>14487581 I'm willing to be most Japanese stories will follow it to the letter. The Fallen Brides stories were by a fan of KC, not the man himself, and they follow his canon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:17:24 2015 No.14487596 >>14487570 At first, I was going to get on your case for posting a "master1200" image, but it turns out Konshin just made all the images in that set small as fuck. What a shame.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:17:50 2015 No.14487600 >>14487563 The only writefag who uses a variant of it iirc is ELH since his and Mari-tan's lilim would exist in that world. Other people seem to avoid it like the plague though for good reason.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:19:30 2015 No.14487603 File: 233 KB, 1075x1510, 1448731704530.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14487591 Going by the settings at the bottom of this, most of them on KC's site do follow his canon or at least use his setting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:21:37 2015 No.14487611 File: 339 KB, 700x750, 1380878057640.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14487596 the world needs more taur sphinx but frontgina can go and stay go

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:22:23 2015 No.14487613 >>14487591 I always hated how the fallen brides series felt too dystopian-like, i mean, yeah you got your rapey waifu, but at what cost? If fallen brides is an example to go by for japanese fanfics then i'm glad those things never get translated.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:24:00 2015 No.14487614 >>14487613 >If fallen brides is an example to go by for japanese fanfics then i'm glad those things never get translated. Momo gave us a summery of an Alp one before and it sounded genuinely thought out and touching.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:24:15 2015 No.14487616 >>14487611 Superior tastes speaking.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:24:37 2015 No.14487618 >>14487430 I am a selfish and apathetic human being. If I had an attractive Dragon Girl all up in my business, I wouldn't care what she did to get to me. I'd get over the semi-conscious fear of her eventually doing the same to me, over time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:24:50 2015 No.14487619 >>14487603 >All of those stories featuring the girls I like will never be translated. Ah well, they're probably all shit.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:25:06 2015 No.14487621

>>14487600
Lanternon also does, but he had both the order and demon lord factions annihilate each other and set his stories in the aftermath. Supposedly it is the same setting but since there's been some kind of industrial revolution it's changed a lot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:25:07 2015 No.14487622 >>14487611 >frontgina can go and stay go Maximum shit taste detected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:25:50 2015 No.14487624 >>14487518 >>14487535 >New Character She was introduced before Froppy you blithering twit...

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:26:12 2015 No.14487625 >>14487085 Adolf.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:27:32 2015 No.14487628 >>14487614 Alp stories can never get touching, i always cringe at the whole "men loses his dick" thing.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:28:26 2015 No.14487633

>>14487613
This. The fact that KC liked the thing and made it semi-canon also puts me off his canon setting too. He claims there's no dark shit in his world, but he goes along and approves a story where an entire kingdom is forced into being monsterized. I guess some citizens would like it, but the vast majority of men would either be terrified or devastated.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:30:53 2015 No.14487635 >>14487613 Yeah, fallen brides is pretty terrible.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:32:25 2015 No.14487638

>>14487619
>27 Weresheep stories
>At least a couple of them probably involve gentle cuddle sex
>Beelzebub actually gets content
>Most if not all of them will be free of our shitty eggs up butt thread canon
>Arch Imp isn't completely ignored
And none of this will ever be readable in anything but moonrunes. It makes me wonder how many of those stories are actually finished or more than a silly 1000 word idea that's never expanded on.
>None of them are likely to have mee

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:33:48 2015 No.14487641 >>14487638 They're probably miles better than the crap this place shits out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:33:59 2015 No.14487642 >>14487638 >That last line Well that's embarrassing, it was what became line about egg laying before I rewrote it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:34:57 2015 No.14487643 >>14487641 Why? Because they're written by nips?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:36:11 2015 No.14487645 >>14487641 We have some good stuff. We also have loads of saccharine cutsey stuff with no plot to speak of, but those are generally greentexts anyway.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:36:29 2015 No.14487646

>>14487641
I wouldn't be so sure, the "mainstream" place to post MGE stuff in the west is the wiki and a lot of that stuff is awful. Being Japanese probably wouldn't make the easiest place to post stuff any better, there's likely a few hidden gems there though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:37:00 2015 No.14487647 >>14487641 you're a retard, anon-san

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:38:06 2015 No.14487650 >>14487641 >it's jap-based, so it must be better Well, let it be known that we do try to fit in here at /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:38:37 2015 No.14487651 >>14487645 I wish people wrote more in greentext format, it's fast and easier to read. There are some walltexts out there that all they do is discourage you from reading.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:39:04 2015 No.14487652 >>14487646 >wiki stories That place makes /monster/ look good. It even makes that one guy with the chuuni name from TFT look good. You know the one I mean.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:40:51 2015 No.14487657 >>14487651 But most of the few writefags left use greentext. Hell, with Quicksilver you get both greentext and walltext at once.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:41:35 2015 No.14487659 >>14487651 what the fuck is walltext?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:42:21 2015 No.14487661 >>14487657 >Hell, with Quicksilver you get both greentext and walltext at once. He rewrites it into prose after the story is finished though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:42:49 2015 No.14487663 >>14487659 I think he means prose in general. I'd rather read a story than the notes anyday, but whatever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:43:21 2015 No.14487664 >>14487652 > that one guy with the chuuni name from TFT look good Is that the same guy who uses monstergirls as a "philosophical outlet"?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:43:23 2015 No.14487665 >>14487652 >It even makes that one guy with the chuuni name from TFT look good I went there to remind myself how bad he is and seen that LDR has a new story going there. I wanted her to write more monster girl stuff but not like this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:43:29 2015 No.14487666 >>14487652 The overlap between these threads and /monster/ is way larger than you think. You don't even notice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:44:32 2015 No.14487668 File: 887 KB, 1024x1471, lion pussy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14487661 Technically 'greentext' is still prose, though it's more like the outline to a story than anything.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:45:31 2015 No.14487670 >>14487645 None of my stuff is good. It's the stuff of the devil

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:46:49 2015 No.14487676 >>14487668 What does that poorly drawn picture have to with the current discussion?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:47:30 2015 No.14487677 >>14487664 No, I mean that guy with the Japanese name who can't write for shit >>14487665 >LDR lives This is very nice news indeed. I had a quick look and it seems they've got quite a few writefags now. Maybe even more than here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:48:17 2015 No.14487678 >>14487430 Unlimited liability anon, if you're going after a Dragon you have to know it's not likely going to end well. Also I don't even like horses.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:48:39 2015 No.14487680 >>14487670 my writing is like a drunk man that babbles too fast what what you catch makes sense

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:49:57 2015 No.14487682 >>14487677 Except over 80% of them are shit when you have swine like Aftyn, Bob, and his shadow there. And Sukiru Ikeda. Who's basically the NiceDaemonette of writefags.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:50:21 2015 No.14487686 >>14487668 Greentexts can perfectly tell a story if used right, there is not even need of all that waterfall of words prose sometimes gives you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:53:00 2015 No.14487692 >>14487682 >Sukiru Ikeda That's the one. I've read a few of his things and he always uses his OC guy as the protag. I'd be put off by that alone but everything else is fucking awful on top of it. >NiceDaemonette Who?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:54:22 2015 No.14487695 >>14487677 >they've got quite a few writefags now I'd probably go myself if I didn't absolutely loathe the sort of circlejerking and -jerkers the site is based on. No wonder that attention whores without a stick up their asses flock there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:55:07 2015 No.14487699 >>14487692 A shitposter who usually frequents /aco/ and /tg/, but posted here not too long ago. They're a degenerate, which means a lot coming from me.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:56:37 2015 No.14487705

>>14487645
>saccharine cutsey stuff
I've noticed over the last year that we're getting more "cute" stories and less adventure/pervert monster stories. I personally find it a shame, but I guess anon's tastes have changed or new arrivals just like that stuff more.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:56:40 2015 No.14487706 >>14487692 give some examples of his crap, im to tired to go there

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:56:57 2015 No.14487708 File: 16 KB, 616x197, scrub.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14487692 ND's a real piece of work, I'll tell you that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:57:42 2015 No.14487710 What monster girl would help fix a man who was raised to be so terrified of disappointing or angering other people they'll bend over backwards to please them and take any abuse with a smile on his face?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:59:05 2015 No.14487718 >>14487705 It's probably also a lot easier to write "cute" stuff than an actual story with adventure and a plot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:59:26 2015 No.14487720 >>14487710 A mindflayer. Seriously, all that stuff is in your head. She'll help you realize that you're much better than you've been led to believe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:00:09 2015 No.14487722 >>14487710 Amazon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:00:31 2015 No.14487724 >>14487695 I see it as a possible back up in case this place just dies for some reason, but until then I'm avoiding it for the same reason.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:02:19 2015 No.14487730 You see an Anubis What do you do? There is only one thing you can do You run Straight at her You jump On top of her Then you go Balls deep

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:02:43 2015 No.14487731 >>14487708 >that image Oh god, this is like that writefag who forgot to take off his name all over again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:04:07 2015 No.14487735 >>14487730 Don't stick your dick in crazy, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:08:30 2015 No.14487743 >>14487722 Every man should have an Amazon wife, they'll make everything better.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:10:13 2015 No.14487746

>>14487633
>He claims there's no dark shit in his world, but he goes along and approves a story where an entire kingdom is forced into being monsterized.
KC thinks Druella is a liberator. Don't expect him to see any of the darker elements present in the Demon Lord's side.
>I guess some citizens would like it, but the vast majority of men would either be terrified or devastated.
He insists that the majority of Lescatie secretly wanted this, else they would have put up a better fight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:10:18 2015 No.14487747 >>14487731 "Hey, that's pretty good, I like it. Continue." Writefag-kun, 2/2015 - 9/2015

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:10:52 2015 No.14487752 File: 141 KB, 391x600, 1450131052093.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14487735 Yeah, stick your dick in pure.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:11:49 2015 No.14487758 >>14487718 It's certainly easier to write lewd than SFW, even if my stories often have a very short sex scene. It must be more than a year since I've done a SFW story, though, maybe I should do that again sometime.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:12:49 2015 No.14487760 >>14487731 And he's got a jewpass, too. Dayum!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:13:23 2015 No.14487761 >>14487743 Do they? Oh good, I was looking for someone to tidy the house a bit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:14:12 2015 No.14487764 >>14487735 Crazy finds you, and sticks your dick in itself. Like that Dragon from earlier.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:14:51 2015 No.14487766 >>14487603 Link?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:15:52 2015 No.14487769 >>14487761 Yeah. They'll teach you how.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:15:54 2015 No.14487770 >>14487730 How barbaric. Perfection like Anubi needs be properly wooed first. You get her face going beet red, her tail wagging like a mechanized flyswatter; then you go balls deep.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:16:24 2015 No.14487771
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>>14487730
I want to throw an Anubis to the floor and fuck her from behind like the dog she is.
http://i.imgur.com/UNL7qnm.jpg
And afterwards give her a kiss and get back to the schedule she lovingly prepared for me.
Also does anyone have the uncensored version of that? For some reason I only have the one with the hearts.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:16:26 2015 No.14487772

>>14487746
>KC canon
>Where women gets instantly monsterized on touch
>And men wet themselves with precum at the sight of a mg
>Putting up a better fight
Who the hell can put a good fight in that scenario? to KC monster girls are overkill in every way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:16:43 2015 No.14487773 >>14487761 Fuck off.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:17:29 2015 No.14487774

>>14487746
So what about the guys who didn't? Were they allowed to leave?
No one unanimously wants the same thing, there are going to be guys who just wanted a cute human wife and are now trapped in some smut den with something that now claims to be their wife and are very unhappy about it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:17:54 2015 No.14487776 >>14487769 What for? I godda go to work. >>14487773 Talk to me anon, we'll get through this together.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:18:32 2015 No.14487777 >>14487772 That's the point anon, you can't win. Don't bother trying.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:18:43 2015 No.14487779 >>14487758 I honestly like SFW monstergirl stories more. Because of the lack of smut there's more chance of cool stuff like world building and interesting characters.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:21:35 2015 No.14487786

>>14487746
>KC thinks Druella is a liberator.
To be fair if you were a depressed salary man working for a chain smoking boss who's an asshole and you have to suck up to and go drinking with every night then Druella would probably look like the better of the two options.

That's the kind of audience KC has in mind for his setting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:22:04 2015 No.14487789 >>14487752 You think a unicorn would take off the wedding dress after she got married?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:22:19 2015 No.14487790 So what do Wisps do again?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:22:52 2015 No.14487793 >>14487790 they wisper

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:23:33 2015 No.14487796 >>14487766 http://kurobine2.sakura.ne.jp/mamonogirllover/sscgi/mtsg.cgi?

Writefag-kun Mon Dec 14 17:24:01 2015 No.14487799

You approach a large mushroom house. You're in Wonderland, and the smell of flowers, smoke, and tea all fill the air, leaving you in a slight daze from the onslaught of stimulation. Unsure of which direction you wish to head into, you look up to see a disembodied grin floating above you. It manifests itself into an odd cute purple girl with the plumpest ass, and she asks you just where you wish to go.

Continue?

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:24:36 2015 No.14487803

>>14487786
True, if you lived in a shitty world like that you would see being a glorified sex slave as freedom.
Those of us fortunate to not live in such shite conditions would see Druella's "utopia" as a massive downgrade though. Sure, you get sex, but the cost is too high.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:24:44 2015 No.14487805 >>14487779 This, people some times forget to notice the incredible potential for stories, adventures and world building the monster girl universe has, all they care is to read about some mg getting dicked. Not that i mind those though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:24:55 2015 No.14487806 >>14487706 Literally every Sukiru Ikeda story can be summed up as "I, Sukiru Ikeda, will meet a new straight from the profile monster girl and have sex with her, for I am THE Sukiru Ikeda!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:24:59 2015 No.14487807 >>14487790 Lock you in their cage of love so they can be with you forever. Even death doesn't let you escape one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:25:00 2015 No.14487808 >>14487793 You're not clever

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:25:49 2015 No.14487811 >>14487799 You can't be him. This is because I brought up that incident isn't it? We all know you're going to "accidentally" compliment yourself here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:26:21 2015 No.14487815 >>14487790 Love you even in death

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:26:37 2015 No.14487816 >>14487808 Never said I was.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:26:53 2015 No.14487818 File: 184 KB, 548x496, 1398137593988.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14487796 >Look up grapsnek stories >A good number of them fall under the categories >Ero >Sweet >Heartwarming

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:27:18 2015 No.14487819 >>14487799 Home. so i can get back to gittin gud

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:27:21 2015 No.14487820 >>14487806 For some reason I imagine him as MGE Bear Grylls now. "Whoops, I'm getting raped by a Manticore, better drink my own piss!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:27:27 2015 No.14487821 >>14487807 They only go after virgins right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:27:40 2015 No.14487823 >>14487799 Hey, that's pretty good, I like it. Continue.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:28:47 2015 No.14487827 >>14487806 This, only written by a highschooler. Who failed English.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:29:50 2015 No.14487829 File: 228 KB, 451x538, 1442970240964.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14487818 Grapesnakes just need some love and affection to free them from their hate, I want to make one feel like the happiest woman alive.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:29:56 2015 No.14487830
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>>14487771
I've actually never been able to find the original version of that image, despite the other one (the from behind POV) being available with just the tiny black bar censoring.
I hate how inaccessable some of those pictures are to find, sometimes. I had another look just now and couldn't find anything, but I did discover a new picture, which I hadn't saved yet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:30:34 2015 No.14487834 >>14487820 >Eww, why are you drinking your own piss?! >What a fucking faggot, I'm glad I didn't rape you yet!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:31:48 2015 No.14487841 >>14487796 These are pretty fucking bad. Like, "Naruto lemon written by a thirteen year-old" bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:31:54 2015 No.14487842 >>14487796 >39 Kikimora stories They have more kiki fics than we will ever have, sometimes i wish i could read moonrunes.

Writefag-kun Mon Dec 14 17:32:09 2015 No.14487843

>>14487819
>>14487823
You tell the Chesire you wish to go home. To this answer she only grins, and tells you you are home now. A paw appears behind you and bushes you to the ground. When you look up, you see the pussy with her pussy bear. A small neat tuft of purple pubes are above you, and she leans forward, demanding you to lick. You hear some walking in the distance, if you do not wish to lick the pussy you can cry for help, and someone might come.

Will you lick?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:32:58 2015 No.14487846 >>14487821 They go after any man they see.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:33:06 2015 No.14487848 >>14487841 So about par for the course for writefagging?

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:34:33 2015 No.14487854

>>14487830
>I hate how inaccessable some of those pictures are to find, sometimes. I had another look just now and couldn't find anything, but I did discover a new picture, which I hadn't saved yet.
The good news is that with the English release of of MGE I we will finally have better scans of some of these things and some of us will get physical copies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:35:18 2015 No.14487856 File: 159 KB, 1050x885, Both these ladies have Tail Pussies.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember, a praise a day keeps the boogeyman away! So make sure you praise best girls at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:35:42 2015 No.14487859 >>14487843 Obviously i wouldn't lick, what kind of faggot does that cat take me for?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:37:11 2015 No.14487864 >>14487843 Stay still and just wait what is going to happen. >>14487856 Not you again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:38:45 2015 No.14487869 >>14487856 All i will praise today is my superior taste, go away.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:40:22 2015 No.14487877 >>14487856 That's not rachnee and cerea.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:41:51 2015 No.14487885 >five more images left

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:43:13 2015 No.14487892

>>14487841
To be fair you're most likely seeing that because all the Japanese stories are crammed together in one place, the only reason English ones are all over the place on different sites is because there's no official place.

Imagine if our stuff, MGR's, MGU's, reddit's, /monster/'s and tumblr's were all in the same place. Finding good stuff would be hard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:43:18 2015 No.14487893 Don't trust succusluts, they don't love you, they only want you for your dick

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:43:42 2015 No.14487894 I want a Mindflayer to make me ejaculate without orgasming with her tentacles.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:44:23 2015 No.14487897 File: 220 KB, 900x900, 45419096_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14487885 And one of them is claimed in the name of Parasite Slime.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:44:47 2015 No.14487903 >>14487893 I want to bully a succuslut baiting her with my dick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:47:24 2015 No.14487914 File: 581 KB, 1200x1600, 1444686559840.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14487893 I don't trust you. Stop lying. Succubi are love.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:48:43 2015 No.14487915 File: 717 KB, 1350x849, 1446696603535.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14487885 Give her the B

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:48:49 2015 No.14487916 >>14487914 Nice try succuanon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:48:54 2015 No.14487917 >>14487903 What would happen if you fucked a succuslut with a vasectomy dick? Would she get confused when she felt you cum inside her but there was no energy? Would she cry?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:49:20 2015 No.14487918 I want a slightly yandere cupid to rap her arrow against my window

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:49:49 2015 No.14487920 File: 446 KB, 1428x1883, 1445471320577.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Polt is best waifu

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:50:16 2015 No.14487921 >>14487897 This one is very cute. I would not mind if she wanted to rape me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:50:25 2015 No.14487923 >>14487917 Why would you even want to dick something when you get a vasectomy? getting that is the same as saying "i hate my dick"

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:51:55 2015 No.14487931 >>14487918 I want to friendzone a sexually frustrated cupid who spends all her time helping everyone but herself get laid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:52:15 2015 No.14487933 >>14487923 To bully her, duh.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:53:04 2015 No.14487938 >>14487920 Don't you mean Port?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:53:27 2015 No.14487940 File: 423 KB, 776x1200, 566d9b34e140761b86a8baac29fd66bb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Assassinating one of the final image spaces. WITH LOVE!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:53:44 2015 No.14487941 File: 1.64 MB, 1935x1400, 034.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cutest mermaid. >>14487920 Ew.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:54:04 2015 No.14487943 >>14487920 Do you think the people here with waifus are happy and content with life? I mean, to love a polt...

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:54:35 2015 No.14487945 >>14487941 Get the fuck out you fucking faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:54:59 2015 No.14487948 >>14487941 >smelly fish >cute "no"

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:55:04 2015 No.14487949 >>14487920 Stop lying.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:56:27 2015 No.14487953 File: 589 KB, 800x800, 93bfc1e07ae87367cd318e782a7b7876.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14487945 Fine, we'll try this again. Cutest mermaid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:57:22 2015 No.14487955 >>14487953 ... but how? we reached image limit...

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:58:08 2015 No.14487958 >>14487943 I'm so terrified of being a disappointment to anyone that would love me that I have made it my mission to be the most undesirable person on the planet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:58:49 2015 No.14487961 >>14487953 Its still shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:59:11 2015 No.14487966 >>14487955 never you deleted your old fish for new fish, still smelly desu

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:59:25 2015 No.14487968 >>14487953 It's fine anon. All mermaids are cute. >>14487955 He's a wizzard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:59:49 2015 No.14487970 >>14487961 Stop bullying Seriri.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:59:59 2015 No.14487971 >>14487953 This made me hungry for some sushi.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 18:00:07 2015 No.14487972 Theoratically, if the last guy to post an image keeps deleting it, we could all post images until this thread dies completely.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 18:01:22 2015 No.14487977 >>14487972 That's 'waifu thread' levels of retardation there. Then again, do we really want to delete/post images for the next...12 hours, give or take?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 18:01:27 2015 No.14487979 >>14487953 She is indeed cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 18:03:04 2015 No.14487987 or we could just make a new thread desu

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 18:03:41 2015 No.14487989 >>14487953 Muromi is the cutest Mermaid. Slutty cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 18:03:41 2015 No.14487990 I want to sexually assault a mermaid by fingering their gills

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 18:03:45 2015 No.14487991 File: 224 KB, 518x368, gazer tiny tenk upscaled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14487987 nah

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 18:03:54 2015 No.14487992 >>14487987 No, let's not do that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 18:07:37 2015 No.14488001 Welp, I was going to post my new comish but you guys wasted the image count for it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 18:08:07 2015 No.14488003 >>14487953 How do you even dick that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 18:08:38 2015 No.14488005 >>14488001 Imgur it or something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 18:08:57 2015 No.14488007 >>14487987 Or you could not be stupid. >>14488001 >imgur isn't a thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 18:11:07 2015 No.14488017 >>14488005 >>14488007 >>14488001 Just to annoy a certain someone, I went and posted it on Danburrrrrooo. http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2211139?tags=fox_tail

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 18:11:51 2015 No.14488021 >>14488003 You can't dick her, but you can fuck her in a game of Puyo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 18:12:10 2015 No.14488023 >>14488017 I hate you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 18:12:45 2015 No.14488025 >>14488022 Fite me irl

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 18:13:31 2015 No.14488030 >>14488025 Name and address.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 18:14:12 2015 No.14488032 >>14488025 B-but we are not even halfway through!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 18:14:32 2015 No.14488034 >>14488017 This image was uploaded about 2 hours ago by a guy who has almost 4500 other uploads. Yeah right.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 18:14:34 2015 No.14488035 >>14488032 It's a troll thread, just report it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 18:15:08 2015 No.14488036 >>14488025 Fucking retard

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 18:15:48 2015 No.14488039 >>14488030 Anon T. Hanks 123 Fake st >>14488032 I don't care for the rules, badass like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 18:16:08 2015 No.14488042 >>14488036 Well, it is in the title. Just hang back here as usual. Smoke a joint. Reminisce about the good ol' days.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 18:17:46 2015 No.14488045 >>14488042 >Smoke a joint DUDE WEED LAMO

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 18:18:54 2015 No.14488051 >>14488045 Where's that magical girl familiar when we need her?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 18:32:38 2015 No.14488098 >>14488001 I like how you act as if it would be a huge contribution to the thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 18:33:47 2015 No.14488105 >>14488098 Just like the post you just made?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 18:38:12 2015 No.14488118 >>14488105 I'm not the one who was acting like a big shot for little reason.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 18:40:04 2015 No.14488125 >>14488118 No, but you are acting like a child.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 18:42:03 2015 No.14488133 >>14488017 You remind me of a certain pathological liar that likes to post kitsune.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 18:45:28 2015 No.14488145 I want to sneak Hathor Milk into the biggest Wonderland Tea Party to really make it the biggest Wonderland Tea Party!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 18:54:58 2015 No.14488167 >>14487164 Because I occasionally share my bed with women and it would be super awkward to explain.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 18:56:38 2015 No.14488173 >>14488133 Does he actually lie? I know that person seems to have a bigger ego than most, but when has he lied?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 18:56:41 2015 No.14488174 >>14488145 Give the dormouse hathor milk? I can see giving some to the Cheshire.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 18:58:18 2015 No.14488179 >>14487300 Oh dear Shyvana a cutie

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 18:58:25 2015 No.14488182 >>14488167 >Fucking real women >Fucking multiple real women Slut, you will never be loved in any meaningful way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 18:58:43 2015 No.14488184 >>14488173 I can recall that he'd post images "from the drawfag threads" when in actuality they either didn't originate on this site, or have been around for long time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 18:59:09 2015 No.14488187 Does dormouse molasses come from where I think it does? Can we get Nyanon to try harvesting some?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 19:00:19 2015 No.14488193 >>14488184 Everyone posts images here from drawfag thread or even other boards now and then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 19:02:21 2015 No.14488199 >>14488193 Thing is, the images they posted actually did originate from the Drawthreads.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 19:03:17 2015 No.14488203 >>14488187 >Does dormouse molasses come from where I think it does? Yep, you have to sacrifice Dormice to a Dark Slime, and then extract the thickest parts of the goo for the high quality stuff. http://i.imgur.com/yXZ3nId.png

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 19:04:03 2015 No.14488206

>>14488174
I want to see a Chesire lick up some Hathor Milk, thinking it's cream. And with every flick of her tongue, you see a little bit more breast, and her chub push out ever so slightly more.

She stops when her shirt pops a button and looks down to see her softer, fuller, and pudgier figure.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 19:04:17 2015 No.14488208 >>14488184 Adding to this, he lies about practically everything and doesn't even do it well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 19:09:37 2015 No.14488226 >>14488208 I smell some serious butthurt here. Can you leave the drama out today?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 19:10:51 2015 No.14488232 >>14488203 But can it be mass produced?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 19:11:21 2015 No.14488233 >>14488206 Fuck off to /d/ fatfag

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 19:12:58 2015 No.14488237 >>14488226 >butthurt No, just tired of his shit. But I am being a faggot for bringing it up, so I'll drop it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 19:14:10 2015 No.14488241 >>14488232 Well, that depends on your definition. After all, what with their high birth rates, I don't think we'll be running out of Dormice any time soon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 19:14:17 2015 No.14488243 >>14488232 No, but once the Big Zam is mass produced Zeon will be unstoppable!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 19:14:43 2015 No.14488246 I was pretty sure that holst milk just makes for bigger teeties! >>14488237 Learn from your mistakes young padawan!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 19:16:47 2015 No.14488254 Welp, it is a week and some from Xmas, and I thought to ask all of you guys what kind of gifts would you get your MG wife/GF?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 19:17:00 2015 No.14488255 >>14488246 >Learn from your mistakes young padawan! How does that relate to my post?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 19:18:18 2015 No.14488259 >>14488254 They're not real and never will be.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 19:19:53 2015 No.14488265 >>14488254 New lingerie.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 19:20:11 2015 No.14488266 >>14488254 Matching buttplugs for my Kobold waifu and daughteru!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 19:24:03 2015 No.14488280 >>14488254 Myself bound in silk ribbons.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 19:24:09 2015 No.14488281

>>14487686
I agree. I'm much more likely to try something out if it's a greentext. I don't usually read prose stories unless I know and like the writer, or the subject is obvious and greatly appeals to me.

My issue with regular bin prose is a lot of the writefags who focus on it seem to fall into one of two categories. Either they have bad to okay prose but use it to tell good stories, or they have great prose but use it to tell bad stories (bad and good being subjective, obviously.) In both cases I'd rather it be greentext. If it's the former, greentexting could help them get around their weak prose, and if it's the latter, at least I could figure out more quickly not to waste my time with it.

That said, I feel like our average greentext quality has gone down lately. We were getting really good greentext stories all the time about a year ago. That's rare now. A lot of the new stuff is hit or miss, tilted toward miss.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 19:25:25 2015 No.14488285 >>14488254 I dunno what she likes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 19:28:36 2015 No.14488292 >>14487316 Where is this from? Is there more?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 19:28:58 2015 No.14488293 >>14488254 I'd get my cockatrice wife a book on "how to build your own nest for dummies" book and all the materials. she'll get the hint

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 19:32:42 2015 No.14488303

>>14487718
>>14487758
It's the opposite for me, weirdly enough. I find lewd really hard to write, and cutesy stuff harder than plot. I focus on that stuff anyways though, because it seems like what the thread wants most of the time, and I'm a great big slut who just wants to make everyone happy.

I think the easiest thing for me to write is probably worldbuilding stuff, but I've never really touched that here.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 19:34:07 2015 No.14488305

Suddenly, in a second of enlightenment, i remembered that story about a repairman working in a monster girl orphanage who was at first feared and then liked when he gave a girl some candy.

>that moment when we will never hear of his adventures again

I don't even remember the name or the writefag who wrote it to look for it again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 19:34:22 2015 No.14488307 >>14488254 Myself. She's rich so it's not like there's something she would need.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 19:35:49 2015 No.14488309 >>14487823 This reminds me of the one time you forgot to take the name off and posted a reply just like this. I think it was you anyways, I can't remember exactly. Then you deleted the post but the damage was already done. Good times.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 19:39:44 2015 No.14488315

>>14488303
>I think the easiest thing for me to write is probably worldbuilding stuff, but I've never really touched that here.

Damn you. I wish I was good at world building, it makes for the best stories. The fact that you're supposedly good at it but don't bother with it is maddening and sad. Lewd and cute stories are a dime a dozen on here, the latter especially, but nice world building is rare.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 19:39:52 2015 No.14488316 >>14488182 I know. It's not my fault, I wasn't hugged enough as a child. Maybe a succubus will take me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 19:40:05 2015 No.14488318 >>14488303 Not sure what level of skill should a writefag have to be able to make good worldbuilding without taking too much focus on the girls. I gues if a writefag has such elite-tier skills they wouldn't be around making fanfics

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 19:41:33 2015 No.14488319 >>14488309 That exact thing was brought up earlier, which is why I'm convinced it's just some impersonator trying to start shit. A Liquid Writefag-kun, if you will.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 19:44:04 2015 No.14488323 >>14488315 >supposedly good at it It's definitely easier for me. Whether I'm good at it remains to be seen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 19:45:30 2015 No.14488327 >>14488319 I miss liquid Inari He actually made Inari come here with a trip to argue with him, it was great

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 19:45:54 2015 No.14488331 >>14488254 That sad moment when I'll have to make something for her instead of buying something. The one-two punch of car and laptop repairs has drained away my holiday funds.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 19:49:57 2015 No.14488349 >>14488327 The "final battle" was amazing, and the Space Dandy clip just sold the entire thing. Definitely one of my favorite thread moments this year.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 19:51:14 2015 No.14488356 >>14488327 Inari even posted something on his pastebin out of immense buttfrustration.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 19:53:13 2015 No.14488366 >>14487326 hey what the hell, it was removed

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 19:54:17 2015 No.14488371 >>14488318 I don't think you know what that word means.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 19:54:35 2015 No.14488372 >>14488366 >so I set this to expire in an hour, I'll put up the complete version after I make if it interests you guys.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 19:55:10 2015 No.14488375 >>14488371 There are a lot of words in there, do elaborate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 19:55:47 2015 No.14488380 >>14488349 Can you link the thread? Warosu doesn't let you search for tripfags by username; it appears you need the actual code.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 19:58:57 2015 No.14488391 >>14488309 It isn't me anon, just having fun.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 19:59:56 2015 No.14488396 >>14488380 It all began here: >>/jp/thread/S12962174#p12963422

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 20:03:22 2015 No.14488411 >>14488391 *wasn't

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 20:13:54 2015 No.14488448 >>14488396 Oh my god I can't fucking breathe

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 20:24:17 2015 No.14488475 >>14488448 There were actually a group of natives posting via ghost from what I've noticed. Their posts also offer some form of comedy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 20:43:07 2015 No.14488508 >>14488396 >Piestrong >MGK >TheGreens arguing about his recaps and getting banned and purged >That guy making a thread early and the ensuing shitstorm So much nostalgia. Pregnant Eris smut never.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 20:47:23 2015 No.14488515 >>14488508 >Piestrong I loved that guy THESE RECIPIES HAVE BEEN PASSED DOWN THE PIESTRONG LINE FOR GENERATIONS!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 20:51:20 2015 No.14488521 >>14488475 Now that's just sad. But I can point my finger and laugh, so it's all good

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 20:56:58 2015 No.14488533 >>14488508 >Pregnant Eris smut never. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 21:05:58 2015 No.14488559 I'm going to find the Philosopher's Stone and use it to create the ultimate monster girl!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 21:06:43 2015 No.14488562 >>14488559 have fun with that

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 21:07:08 2015 No.14488563 >>14488559 I want to fuck the Philosopher's Stone!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 21:10:03 2015 No.14488573 >>14488559 http://a.pomf.cat/gerihv.jpg I hope you're satisfied with your creation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 21:12:12 2015 No.14488579 >>14488559 But anon, vampires already exist

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 21:15:36 2015 No.14488592 >>14488579 But they can be made even better.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 21:16:42 2015 No.14488594 >>14488592 We combine them with a Titania

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 21:17:58 2015 No.14488596 >>14488318 It's not so much of a skill thing, so much as it's a style thing. Some people's style is just better suited to worldbuilding, others are better at dialogue, or lewd, or cute shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 21:21:48 2015 No.14488605 >>14488594 >Retarded Vampire No thanks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 21:22:54 2015 No.14488613 >>14488594 We can go further.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 21:24:05 2015 No.14488620 >>14488594 He said better, not fucking trash

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 21:24:10 2015 No.14488621 >>14488605 Titanias aren't retards.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 21:27:11 2015 No.14488625 I made an update to the prose story, I think it's been a while. Tell me that my prose is shit. http://pastebin.com/cvKBXSz7

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 21:30:23 2015 No.14488634 >>14487104 >>14487107 Ahh, good... that is a relief. To know I did not suffer such denigration for nothing. Thank you kindly. Now I may sleep in peace.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 21:34:35 2015 No.14488646 >>14487189 Do you actually type out the number of the post you're replying to instead of just clicking on it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 21:34:50 2015 No.14488647 >>14488625 This might have been fun to write but it's just obnoxious to read. What's with the god damn formatting in the beginning, is that part of the joke? I can't find the punchline if that's the case.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 21:35:04 2015 No.14488648 >>14488634 >Lewdwig I hope at some point he wears a horny MG as a hat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 21:36:54 2015 No.14488653 >>14487258 The hell is that purple thing?

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 21:38:16 2015 No.14488658

>>14488508
>>TheGreens arguing about his recaps and getting banned and purged
See, I found that to be the funniest bit of that thread. A crap writefag taking over the recaps, being utterly shit at making them concise and then getting a big ego about them later on.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 21:41:21 2015 No.14488666 >>14488653 A condom she's wearing over on finger, while she stimulates his prostate. Never knew Set was so kinky.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 21:41:46 2015 No.14488667 >Glacie or Yuki is starting to sing 'I'm Mrs. Ice Christmas' all the time >Ignis is singing 'I'm Mrs. Green Christmas.' All the time How do you react?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 21:43:59 2015 No.14488677 >>14488667 They're too much.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 21:44:51 2015 No.14488679 >>14487368 All the bigger to love you with.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 22:11:09 2015 No.14488746 >>14488667 Wait, before that i am legitimately curious here. What would happen if an ignis and a glacier give you a blowjob at the same time? would your dick be like temperate and stuff? or would it be like ice melting?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 22:15:32 2015 No.14488763 >>14488746 It would be like ice melting all over their faces.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 22:18:40 2015 No.14488774 >>14488634 I really want a bloodborne/mg story. Though I'd imagine that shoggoths would give hunters PTSD.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 22:20:46 2015 No.14488783 >>14488774 >That moment when a monster girl want to slaughter the prey in your pants Not sure if it's a good thing to happen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 22:25:41 2015 No.14488790 So this got finished and it's too lewd to post in the thread for real. Thanks again, >>14436390 http://i.imgur.com/PWrVDqm.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 22:26:57 2015 No.14488795 >>14488774 I have a cap of a short greentext, but we hit the image limit.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 22:28:10 2015 No.14488800

>>14487613
The Fallen Brides actually got happy endings. J. Random Woman in Lescatie probably got fucked over pretty hard by the way things went down, but those girls specifically are better off than they were before Deruella by pretty much any sane measure.

Let's start with the assumption that monsterization doesn't eat your soul and secretly damn you to eternal hellfire or anything cleverdick like that, so there's no hidden "gotcha!" at the end of the story. What we see is what we get, right?

The girls are all quivering bundles of neuroses living in horrible circumstances with absolutely no control over their lives. They all hate themselves, and hate the way they're living, and see no hope for change.

Wilmarina and Mimiru are both child soldiers with no social support network and Amanomiya only avoids that designation by having aged out to being a child. Francisca is an unwanted royal daughter with a chronic illness and a barren womb, meaning no political marriage prospects and no future. Primera is a half-breed social outcast looked down on by everyone around her except for Faceless Protagonist, Sasha, and a handful of orphans (maybe), who does scutwork for an Order that disdains her. Sasha is an oracle who dedicated her entire life to a holy mission that she has recently come to the mind-rending conclusion is actually evil and repugnant and is fast sinking into a life-consuming existential crisis as a result. Merse is so terrified that if she becomes a woman she will turn into her turbo-bitch mother that she's all but unsexed herself and lives in a constant state of paranoid self-monitoring and self-loathing.

Wilmarina is a "hero" in scare quotes, not because the things she does aren't heroic but because she was given no choice in doing them. It was made abundantly clear to her early on that she did not control her life: her parents and the Order did, and they were perfectly willing and able to punish her for any attempts at taking control back for herself. She stunts her own emotional development to deal with the trauma of being a living tool and fights a war without a single person to confide in or lean on for support.

Mimiru is such a prodigy that nobody knows how to handle her, so they've started treating her like an adult because the idea that she's actually a kid is just too uncanny for anyone to handle. Her parents don't treat her like their daughter, she has no friends, no loving caretakers, just a faceless mass of quivering adults who hide behind her when danger rears its head and demand that she save them.

Amanomiya watched her family's traditions destroy both her sisters even after she gave up her own aspirations and sacrificed her personal happiness in an effort to spare them from that fate.

Sasha gives selflessly and endlessly in the name of a cause that's greater than she is, which would be tolerable if it were something truly noble so that she could reassure herself at the end of the day that all of her quiet, personal pain is actually worth something, but now she's realized that all she's really done is help create more suffering in the world and holy shit what is her life even *for* now?

Then Deruella blows through town and fixes everything.

Wilmarina is finally able to shrug off the burden of everyone else's expectations and demands and say "No, fuck you all, my life is *mine* and you have no right to demand that I sacrifice myself for you. I will live and love as I wish and there isn't a one of you who can stop me."

Mimiru basically gets the twisted adult persona she had to construct to survive the demands placed upon her blasted right out of her mind and emotional makeup and is reverted to a happy, carefree little girl--like she *fucking well should be* at her age--who doesn't have to worry about anything other than playing with her beloved older brother.

Amanomiya gets to say, "Waitaminute, my family's traditions are nuts and all I want to do is find a place I belong with people who actually love me as a person," and then dives headfirst into the cuddlepile in the throne room.

Francisca is given a strong, fertile body, commands the respect of the maidservants and noblewomen who scorned and mocked her, becomes queen of her country, and marries for love.

Primera becomes part of a society that sees her as someone who belongs and gets to rest easy in the knowledge that her romance with Faceless Protagonist won't just recapitulate her own parents' doomed association.

Sasha's personality doesn't even change! She promptly sets about doing what she always wanted to do--making the people around her happy--and then says "There, now that's done, and it's finally time for some me time."

Merse gets to see that she isn't her mother, she isn't doomed to hurt the people she loves, she's a fine woman and will be a fine wife and mother, and discovers that her femininity isn't a curse but a source of strength for her and joy for her loved ones.

THIS IS GOOD. THESE ARE GOOD ENDINGS.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 22:28:15 2015 No.14488801 >>14488774 What would those brain-eating, insight-stealing things be like as monstergirls? Though I wouldn't mind Gascoigne-chan, or a Darkbeast Paarl Girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 22:28:27 2015 No.14488802 >>14488790 I'd bully that alp so hard

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 22:28:31 2015 No.14488803 >>14488790 >necrosmos Meh.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 22:30:33 2015 No.14488809 >>14488790 I'm only saving this because I have a terrible art/proportions fetish.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 22:31:59 2015 No.14488812 >>14488790 >11/10 body >knife ears >semen demon >wants to be bullied Why must it be an alp?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 22:33:30 2015 No.14488818 >>14488800 So they stop being slaves to tradition/authority and start being slaves to cock and reproduction instead.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 22:37:20 2015 No.14488828

>>14488800
>>14488818
Y'know, these are all happy endings. But only because the MGE is, despite what some might claim, a happy-go-lucky hugbox, where the entire universe is designed to be most pleasing to whatever subjective viewpoint is observing it at any given moment.

Y'wanna know what the MGE and its setting would be like if it were taken as seriously and was as twisted as some tend to think of it? Go read Garden, a 2-volume h-manga by Midori no Rupe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 22:37:27 2015 No.14488829 >>14488795 That's a shame. Was it any good?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 22:37:33 2015 No.14488830 >>14488666 But that's not how assholes work, that's way to far down.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 22:37:38 2015 No.14488831

>>14488800
tl;dr: Deruella is an archcunt and probably ruined a good number of lives when she toppled Lescatie, but those seven specific women are unquestionably left better off than they were by her meddling.

>>14488818
>slaves to cock and reproduction
They are finally freed from the internal and external barriers that were preventing them from being with the man they loved and now get to experience romance and romantic fulfillment without anything interfering. Their lives don't revolve around Q. Faceless Protag's dick because they're suddenly enslaved to it, they revolve around *him* because *they love him* and his dick just so happens to function as a convenient Press Button, Receive Happiness mechanism because they're monsters now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 22:39:08 2015 No.14488835 >>14488790 >http://i.imgur.com/PWrVDqm.jpg Where do I know this artstyle from?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 22:40:11 2015 No.14488839 >>14488790 What is even going on with her tail?

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 22:43:47 2015 No.14488848

>>14488800
>The girls are all quivering bundles of neuroses living in horrible circumstances with absolutely no control over their lives. They all hate themselves, and hate the way they're living, and see no hope for change.
yes they live shit lifes and all that, but here the thing, they all learn nothing in the end.

There is no redemption, no lesson to learn there, not even one of them tries to solve their problems by themselves and instead go by the usual "b-but i'm the victim!" aswer, not even one of them grow the backbone to actually throw everything to the shitter and say "fuck it all, i'm going to live my own life, screw everyone else" and instead end up living by someone else's standards.

Then the deus ex machina solution comes, "hey let's just become sluts, great idea right guys?" then they all get monsterized and start fucking like animals, no one lifted a finger no one did a thing and suddenly everything is okay.

That's not even fit for one of those comic settings where the protagonist always have god's luck and everything go well for them in the end, this one is just lame, they think they can't fuck their problems away.

In the end all they prove is that they are so goddamn weak that they have to leave by the backdoor and sell their souls to the devil to actually be a bit more happy.

If you call that good ending them i'm Nyan motherfucking anon.

And i'm not.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 22:44:02 2015 No.14488849

>>14488831
>tl;dr: Deruella is an archcunt and probably ruined a good number of lives when she toppled Lescatie, but those seven specific women are unquestionably left better off than they were by her meddling.

Even that is subjective, but pretty much. It's so obvious how bad off Lescatie is after going demon realm when it's main attraction is for monsters to fuck in the ruins of the old churches and sacred places.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 22:45:14 2015 No.14488853

>>14488831
>they're leading lifestyles that are just as questionable as before but magic's making them happy so it's A-okay!
Huxley warned us about cunts like you. Fuck's sake, man, you're trying to defend an orphanage being traded out for a kiddie-sex brothel.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 22:45:24 2015 No.14488854 >>14488839 It's a big, fat, throbbing spadetail.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 22:46:25 2015 No.14488856 >>14488667 What Monster Girl would make it snow down here in Dixie? >TFW Only seen snow three times in my life

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 22:46:38 2015 No.14488857 >>14488839 Dunno. Gonna ask him to shrink it but even then I don't mind much when I got it for free.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 22:48:58 2015 No.14488862 Board ded. We've been in this hell forever and we aren't getting any closer to falling off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 22:49:58 2015 No.14488865 >>14488839 Better? I think it's better http://i.imgur.com/ABVfhxG.jpg

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 22:50:12 2015 No.14488866

>>14488849
Deruella settles down in Lescatie and helps rebuild it after her takeover. The Wandering Scholar talks about how a monster-centric economy is starting to get off the ground while he's there writing his book. Besides, demon realms are inherently more livable than human realms because the monsterized nature spirits actively work to take care of you.

>>14488853
Kiddie-sex brothels are bad because having sex damages presexual human beings. Monsters are presexual for a much shorter developmental window; post transformation, the children in the orphanage are sexually mature and are not harmed by having sexual relations.

Well, the girl children, at least. There's no mention made of what happens to the presexual boys, so that's as light or dark as your headcanon chooses to have it.

>>14488848
>sell their souls to the devil
This is a topsy-turvey setting where the devil loves you and wants you to be happy, anon. That's not a bad thing here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 22:50:56 2015 No.14488868 >>14488828 >Garden >"This is the tale of my eternal malice" I can already tell I'm in for a fun ride. So, it's basically about how fucked up and traumatised a person will actually be if their own father fucks them?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 22:52:32 2015 No.14488871 >>14488254 She only asks for new scarves and fine meat for Christmas every year

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 22:53:12 2015 No.14488872 >>14488868 Among other things. That particular conflict is just the only one the PoV MC takes a personal interest in.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 22:54:08 2015 No.14488879

>>14488866
>Deruella settles down in Lescatie and helps rebuild it after her takeover. The Wandering Scholar talks about how a monster-centric economy is starting to get off the ground while he's there writing his book.

Yeah. I mentioned that. The Wandering Scholar says the main driver of the new economy is the sexual tourism in what's left of the Order's equivalent of the Vatican. Then he goes off on a tangent about how it's so popular because it's so naughty.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 22:54:18 2015 No.14488880 >>14488866 >the devil loves you and wants you to be happy That's basically what happens with our christian god here, but guess what? world is still shit. Yeah, just keep deluding yourself, you sound like one of those zealous jehova witnesses

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 22:55:21 2015 No.14488881 I'm just gonna play devil's advocate and say this. Man. People really expect a lot out of their porn.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 22:55:25 2015 No.14488882 >>14488848 It's a shame, but KC's own canon is completely antithetical to any development or character building.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 22:57:21 2015 No.14488887 >>14488881 Yeah. I think it's more than that for a lot of people because it's all they have.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 22:57:27 2015 No.14488889 >>14488881 It's interesting to discuss. If all you want is plain monstergirl porn, there's been tons of that for millenia, and anime style ones for decades. It's not just the pretty drawings that made KC popular. It's the profiles and setting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 22:58:20 2015 No.14488892 >>14488881 Nothing wrong with wanting to fap to something where you aren't the world's bitch.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 22:59:24 2015 No.14488894 >>14488887 More the opposite. It's the /tg/ crowd familiar with all the tolkein-derived greyhawk clones who like to pull it apart for its novelty. It's different, and therefore interesting.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 23:02:13 2015 No.14488901

>>14488881
As a source of literary merit, KC's stuff is lacking. This is not surprising. It's wish-fulfillment wank-material. Like >>14488882 says, none of these chicks are likely to wind up being your favorite character in all of fiction and I, for one, have no wish to contend that they deserve to be.

It's just ridiculous that people want to paint this as grimdark dystopian morality play when so far the explicit narrative has been pretty light 'n' fluffy and lovey-dovey. I don't like Deruella, I just think it's stupid to insist that she's some kind of monster-Hitler.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 23:03:33 2015 No.14488902 >>14488901 Thank you anon. Just...thank you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 23:06:08 2015 No.14488911 >>14488901 >none of these chicks are likely to wind up being your favorite character in all of fiction and I, for one, have no wish to contend that they deserve to be. And yet we have several of these people here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 23:07:11 2015 No.14488914 >>14488865 Yeah that's better.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 23:09:13 2015 No.14488920

>>14488901
>I just think it's stupid to insist that she's some kind of monster-Hitler

Funny thing is, she did it all for some stupid reason, i remember reading it somewhere, not sure exactly what was the reason but it was something along the lines of "because she could" or "because it was fun" i think the demon lord didn't even tell her to do it, she just went and wrecked a whole kingdom.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 23:10:06 2015 No.14488922 >>14488920 She's Chaotic Neutral

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 23:10:21 2015 No.14488923 >>14488901 She may not be evil, per se, but definitely not nice. She's more chaotic than anything. She wants there to be as much fucking as possible, consent or morality be damned.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 23:11:19 2015 No.14488926 >>14488922 More Neutral Evil. Mari's CN, Queen is CE, Ilassa is NN

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 23:12:12 2015 No.14488929 You fucking idiots do know this is the same setting with NTR plants right? Fucking morons.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 23:12:45 2015 No.14488930

>>14488920
She's part of the radical faction that believes not only that monster girls are better than human women but that *being* a monster girl is better than *being* a human woman. Therefore, forcibly monsterizing an entire kingdom is a humanitarian venture.

Also, she might or might not be trying to find a husband by kicking the Order's hornets' nest over and hoping that a hero who can measure up to her father, the Demon Lord's Husband, will appear to confront her.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 23:13:38 2015 No.14488932

>>14488901
Not at all. All the forced transformation stuff and everything associated with it has been the opposite of fluffy from day one. It's only light and fluffy if you assume a few things.

>There is no fucking with people's minds
Patently untrue, but KC goes out of his way to pretend this isn't the case. You just have to look at the parasites, wonderland, the chaos creatures and so forth. "Mindflayer flays minds. It's ALMOST like brainwashing. But not really, because there is no brainwashing here."
>Monsters have some kind of long term plan to make things better instead of fuck all day
Not particularly. The Demon Lord herself has been doing that for a thousand years and letting her children run rampant. None of them can get organized or do anything.
>You are okay with the eventual extinction of humanity
There are people in here that don't give a shit about that and those that do

You know what this really reminds me of? That old budget title, Raze's Hell. Where all the enemies were super cute and thought they were somehow helping everyone by wiping out ugliness from the world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVahMibxfYI

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 23:16:18 2015 No.14488938

>>14488901

In fairness, the setting CAN be interpreted as grimdark if you want to, as there's plenty of explicit mindbreak in the settings, especially related to the Fallen God and Druella.

But I do agree that it's pretty silly since everything else makes it clear that MGE runs on porn-logic and is more about living with your monster waifu rather than a 2deep4u dystopia. Corruption exists to cater to a fetish rather than to create a dark setting.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 23:19:04 2015 No.14488943

>>14488930
Why is this praised again?

Does KC even realize that with this setting he's not becoming better than those thing he actually tried to make a fantasy escape from?

>I live in a society that sucks my soul so let's fantasize about being part of a society i agree with sucking everyone else's soul

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 23:22:29 2015 No.14488954

>>14488932
>There is no fucking with peoples' minds.
I cannot speak to the various forms of mental corruption hinted at or discussed in all the setting material, but I can say that the final state of the seven Fallen Brides looks a whole hell of a lot like initial state but with the crippling mental illnesses and self-hatred ripped out.
>Monsters have some kind of long term plan to make things better instead of fuck all day.
The Demon Lord specifically is fucking her Husband nonstop because it lets her exploit an infinite power-generating loop and she's building up a charge in order to overwrite the metaphysics that prevent monsters from giving birth to human boys, solving the demographic collapse problem.
>You are okay with the extinction of humanity.
See above.

>>14488938
Pandaemonium sounds uncomfortably like Wireheading Hell to me and the Fallen God scares me shitless, but Deruella basically mindfucked those girls healthy. I see no problems with her outcomes thus far.

>>14488943
KC's problem with Japanese society is that it's soul-crushing and fun-extinguishing.

Monster society's problem, if you can call it that, is that everyone has *too much* fun. If all monster/incubus couples ever did was fuck nonstop I'd have a problem, but he's written about them playing sports and creating/appreciating art, so I've unclenched my asshole and decided that it sounds acceptably Epicurean to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 23:23:19 2015 No.14488957 >>14488943 If you're gonna get your soul sucked, might as well go with the soul-sucker who have crazy sex parties rather than the one who sticks you in a 12 hour+ desk job.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 23:24:17 2015 No.14488959

>>14488866
>This is a topsy-turvey setting where the devil loves you and wants you to be happy, anon. That's not a bad thing here.
By the devil's standard of happiness, not by theirs. This is the devil coming in and making them happy according to what the devil thinks makes people happy, not by what actually makes them happy. And while I will concede that they are happier now than in their previous life, I also want to point out that this is only because of the change in their values and beliefs as a result of monsterization. Do you honestly think this is how their previous selves would have wanted to achieve happiness?

>Kiddie sex brothels
All I really feel the need to say here is that if some writefag were to write a story in which an orphanage full of underaged children was forcibly monsterized and turned into a kiddie-sex brothel, they would be accused of writing edgy grimdark bullshit.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 23:25:01 2015 No.14488963

>>14488932
>You are okay with the eventual extinction of humanity
Why does this shit get flung out every time we have one of these discussions. I don't care how questionable KC's other shit is, in regards to possible extinction he's pretty clear that humanity will live on in some form.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 23:26:59 2015 No.14488972

>>14488954
>Monsters have some kind of long term plan to make things better instead of fuck all day.
The Demon Lord specifically is fucking her Husband nonstop because it lets her exploit an infinite power-generating loop and she's building up a charge in order to overwrite the metaphysics that prevent monsters from giving birth to human boys, solving the demographic collapse problem.
>You are okay with the extinction of humanity.
See above.
>>14488963

Those are incubi, who are not human at all. They're the other half of the monstergirl race. Her plan has always been to merge the two groups into one people, and she's already destroyed regular monsters for the first half of the plan. Humans are on the chopping block next.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 23:27:26 2015 No.14488973

>>14488881
I think a lot of it comes from the fact that to a western audience like us (us and we being used loosely here), KC's setting comes off as "too good to be true" and we become suspicious. So much so that we can't help but assume there's some huge "catch" and go to lengths to find it by determining the flaws of the setting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 23:28:25 2015 No.14488977 I just want to suck a Holstaurs tits man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 23:29:29 2015 No.14488982 >>14488973 It's not great lengths when it's literally the first thing anyone would notice about the setting. Monsters corrupting whole cities of humans would set off the alarm bells in anyone's mind.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 23:31:10 2015 No.14488984

>>14488973
I don't think that's it. Nobody's trying to find a catch. The catch is what's presented to us, in all the mind-altering, and the uncertainty arising from what one anon previously referred to as "wireheading".
Good usage of the term, I'd say.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 23:31:36 2015 No.14488988

>>14488982

I find it amusing that it's the corruption that sets your alarm bells off, and not, say, the rampant reverse-rape that the entire setting proudly boasts about since day one.

At least with corruption you have to dig a bit into the lore, but the rape is everywhere in MGE, yet somehow people didn't notice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 23:32:13 2015 No.14488994 >>14488982 I never said great lengths, just regular ones. >Monsters corrupting whole cities of humans would set off the alarm bells in anyone's mind. Unless you're Japanese, apparently.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 23:32:20 2015 No.14488995

>>14488959
I can say with some confidence that Primera, Francisca and Merse would be A-Okay with how things turned out were it not for their mental issues, i.e. Primera being deathly afraid of repeating her parents' doomed romance, Francisca believing that she's worthless, and Merse believing that her uterus makes her evil incarnate.

Sasha I'm on the fence about, Wilmarina would probably be alright with it if she could ignore her handlers trying to guilt-trip her into being a human weapon but I'm less sure than I am about the first three, same for Mimiru, and I don't have a lot to say about Amanomiya because a lot isn't said about her to begin with.

>>14488972
In what ways are incubi inhuman other than their preternatural sex drives and stamina?

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 23:32:46 2015 No.14488996

>>14488972
>not human at all
If they retain the same soul and values as humans then they're human. You can argue on you want but the important thing is that our way of thinking and living is preserved not how we look.

Whether or not that's the case is up to interpretation. Judging my thread cannon, your no less a person as an incubi as you were a human. That said, I don't like the term incubi or KCs constant use of the words "demonic" and everything edgy.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 23:34:35 2015 No.14488999

>>14488973
I think the problem is that to be able to enjoy this setting fully you have to downplay yourself to ridiculous levels of self steem, to the point where even the slight good moment is like heaven being given out to you.

Japanese are so fucked up in the self steem thing that they have no problem getting into it, but we people in the west have, i don't know how to call it, cultural pride i guess? that we are not able to enjoy it fully because we are not willing to bow our heads, even most femdomfags around here have their limits.

Japanese people are really fragile if you think about it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 23:34:41 2015 No.14489000 >>14488988 Reverse rape doesn't mean anything except fun sexy times. Monsters eat you anywhere else. It's them being unstoppable and the insane literary device that is mamano mana that rolls over everything which makes things scary.

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