Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Fri Dec 11 01:46:04 2015 No.14473048 [Reply] [Original]

Wife slime, best slime.

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>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 01:47:20 2015 No.14473051 >old thread still alive Anyone have some rope I can borrow?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 01:50:43 2015 No.14473059 >>14473051 Thread got killed off by posting this one it seems, so it should even out in the end.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 01:50:48 2015 No.14473060 >>14473051 It's not a big deal, calm down.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 01:51:12 2015 No.14473061 File: 640 KB, 823x1200, 1428843685082.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] TIME FOR WACKY RACES!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 01:51:29 2015 No.14473063 File: 194 KB, 700x600, 50453169_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14473051 Look, you can bully alps as much as you want, but don't blame them for fucking threads up. They never do that. Kikimoras on the other hand...

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 01:52:18 2015 No.14473064 >>14473063 Whack it with a rubber duck!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 01:52:55 2015 No.14473067 >>14473063 I was implying I would kill myself because I made this thread and it didn't kill the old one. Get your alps out of my fucking thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 01:53:13 2015 No.14473068 >>14473063 I want to give a chocolate colored alp headpats.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 01:54:22 2015 No.14473070 Can threads be deleted by the OP now? Because FINALLY, GOD DAMN.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 01:55:43 2015 No.14473074 Threads have been getting mercy killed lately. On the one hand it's nice to not have to go 1K posts without any images, but on the other hand I like waking up and being able to read the archived posts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 01:55:51 2015 No.14473075 File: 218 KB, 817x850, 1449743556952.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Underboob?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 01:57:49 2015 No.14473078 File: 692 KB, 1275x1800, 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >a giant ghost will never rape you Why live?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 02:01:04 2015 No.14473083 >>14473078 >She will never seduce you with the voice of your anime waifu

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 02:02:29 2015 No.14473084 >>14473075 What is she?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 02:03:41 2015 No.14473087 >>14473084 Some sort of shoggoth/dark priest hybrid.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 02:07:13 2015 No.14473090 File: 415 KB, 1050x885, 1449817633193.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have you praised best ladies today?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 02:07:59 2015 No.14473091 File: 406 KB, 600x445, 1449817679492.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Why hasn't that boy called me back yet, I gave him my number..."

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 02:09:47 2015 No.14473096
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We talk about all sorts of fake relationships here, so how about a round of Fuck, Friend, and Marry? I'm curious to see how some anon's tastes break down.
>Fuck: Just you and her for a weekend of no-strings-attached sex. You can do whatever you want with her and are provided whatever you need to fuck her until neither of you can stand.
>Friend: The monster that you're bros with or close to. You care about each other, but the relationship is platonic. Maybe you were intimate in the past, but nothing came of it. Or maybe you still are if your wife is into that sort of thing.
>Marry: Put a ring on her finger, buy a house, have some kids, the whole nine yards. The monster that you want to spend your life with.

So I'd say fuck a Holst (they're sweet girls and good waifus, but I mainly like them because I have a massive fetish for breasts), friend an Anubis (I do well with people who are organized and could help her to loosen up), and marry a wyvern (perfect balance of lewd, loyal, and strong, both physically and mentally).

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 02:09:56 2015 No.14473098 File: 386 KB, 693x840, 1404405282521.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14473091 >meanwhile

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 02:12:16 2015 No.14473102 >>14473096 Fuck a Holst Friend a Gazer Marry a Kiki

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 02:12:26 2015 No.14473103 >>14473096 Okay. Fuck: a snobby, virgin Elf. I capture her and deflower her, then sell her to non-sexual servitude. Friend: tomboy Werewolf. We go jogging and lifting together. Marry: Dragon with bad habits in the bath. We make babies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 02:13:50 2015 No.14473105 >>14473096 Befriend the Holstaur, fuck the Holstaur, marry the Holstaur.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 02:14:21 2015 No.14473106 File: 143 KB, 800x952, Amazonian Jinko.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14473091 Amazonian Jinko! Human Boys now!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 02:15:45 2015 No.14473109 File: 852 KB, 1201x1600, 1447154424894.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14473106 Sorry Rengo. Jungle Sheep came and took them all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 02:16:53 2015 No.14473111 Stop using up all these images! This is totally koyaanisqatsi over here!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 02:18:58 2015 No.14473113 File: 129 KB, 850x1195, Blacked.com.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14473109 Amazonian Weresheep! Human Boys now!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 02:20:22 2015 No.14473114 >>14473096 Fuck a March Hare Befriend a P'orc Marry an Inari

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 02:20:48 2015 No.14473115 How would a monster girl version of The Beguiled go?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 02:22:45 2015 No.14473117 File: 202 KB, 640x640, 36189191.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to befriend a downtrodden monster, so that she can believe in herself again.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 02:22:55 2015 No.14473118

>>14473096
>Fuck
I'd go with a Kakuen. Fat ass, perverted attitude, and a sex drive that would make a succubus blush. That's a winning combo.

>Friend
A Lilim. Just straight bro it up with a Lilim, she'd be the best wingman. Maybe fuck a bit on the side. Probably not though.

>Marry
It's more an ornamental collar than a ring, but Hellhound. Because Hellhounds are love.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 02:24:40 2015 No.14473120 >>14473117 Solaire would get Beelzebutt eggs in his butt!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 02:26:25 2015 No.14473126 File: 272 KB, 1000x900, 5c92117688dc26b5c5cfc5844b5b11da.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14473117 So...Priscilla?

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 02:26:28 2015 No.14473127

Good night Anons.
Take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please consider paying a visit to the home of needy imotous to pick up a jinko cub or oni child in need of a good family and big brother.

Too many girls are found orphaned or abandonded and they need a good, loving home to go back too.
Please stop by today so that you can ensure that a lovely girl can get head pats every day!

>Marriage not required but a warm home is.

9k words gone again.
3k on another attempt started.

lets see how long it lasts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 02:27:18 2015 No.14473128 >>14473120 I lucked out and did the Fair Lady's covenant because I wanted to help her. I unknowingly saved him my first game, and every time since then. >>14473126 That land is not peaceful and its inhabitants not kind.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 02:27:58 2015 No.14473130 File: 245 KB, 600x750, melo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14473127 But I already adopted from the Oppai Orphanage.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 02:30:42 2015 No.14473135 >>14473130 We have a number of young holsts and hob goblins to choose from if that is your preference. They all are hug hungry and want an older brother to read them bed time stories while they hug a teddy bear.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 02:31:22 2015 No.14473139 >>14473130 >Tits practically hanging down to her crotch Disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 02:32:50 2015 No.14473142 >>14473117 Japan seems to love that stuff recently. TeachingFeeling hit something like 2nd place in all time sales on dlsite, and it's basically a tender waifu healing simulator.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 02:33:51 2015 No.14473145 >>14473139 It's ok anon, she just overdosed a little on the mega holst milk to make sure she got adopted, because everyone knows good onii-chans love big boobies. They'll shrink a little soon.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 02:35:08 2015 No.14473149

>>14473117
>You'll never find a brokenhearted dragon who was manipulated by some jackass to steal all her treasure and left to die in a ditch.
>You'll never nurse her back to health and offer to help her earn a new hoard.
>She'll never join you as an adventuring companion, forming a close bond with you.
>She'll never eventually earn enough from adventuring to rebuild her once magnificent hoard.
>You'll never part ways afterwards.
>She'll never wait until the wedding day of the jackass who manipulated her to crash the party and lay waste to the castle he bought with her old hoard.
>She'll never leave him alive but penniless as her revenge.
>She'll never track you down and take you to her lair.
>She'll never thank you for picking her up when she was down and helping her make her hoard even more spectacular than before.
>She'll never mention she just needed one more treasure to make it perfect.
>What that treasure is will never become incredibly clear when she gently removes your clothes and then starts stripping on top of you.
>You'll never fuck her on a comfortable bed that she stole from the jackass's castle specifically to fuck you on.
>You'll never live the rest of your lives together happily.
Damn.

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>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 02:36:38 2015 No.14473155 >>14473150 HELLO.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 02:37:41 2015 No.14473158 >>14473127 Is there a limit to the number of imoutos I can adopt?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 02:39:42 2015 No.14473161 >>14473158 We tend to limit it to one or two although more can be allowed if you are able to support them.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 02:40:31 2015 No.14473163

You are Anon. You enrolled in this formerly all girls school in MGC, mostly because it's the closest to your house, you lazy fuck. You are a freshman and today is the first day of school. On the school gates, you are confronted by the Anubis student council president. She recruits you (against your will) then and there on the spot as the Vice President. You also met the Wight secretary and the Baphomet treasurer. You also have a Succubus for an adviser. Your day-to-day duties include dealing with a Lizardgirl judo captain, a Valkyrie morals committee head, an Oomukade from the newspaper club and even the Shoggoth maid of the secretary. At home, you have a human imouto but you're fairly certain she'll be mamono'd one way or another. And everyone of them wants your dick.

How be?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 02:42:12 2015 No.14473170 >>14473163 I'll be fine. Gonna date that baphomet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 02:42:13 2015 No.14473171 >>14473163 Ask out the Alp who runs the Paranormal Studies Club.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 02:43:12 2015 No.14473172 >>14473163 Never go to meetings because I ain't being vice-president of anything. Later I'll campaign against her in the elections just to spite her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 02:44:04 2015 No.14473175 >>14473163 Go full recluse and focus on my studies. Just like always.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 02:44:28 2015 No.14473176
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>>14473163
Make the Anubis my girlfriend, obviously. Then we can rule the school together and fulfill her dream of presiding over her own kingdom. I stay on good terms with the Wight, ignore the Bapho, and ask to become the Lizardgirl's sparring partner/apprentice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 02:44:51 2015 No.14473178 >>14473171 >Alp running the paranormal club >Not an undead It's a trap anon. A trap laid by a reverse trap.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 02:44:54 2015 No.14473179 >>14473170 But Anon, she's really smart with an IQ of 180, fluent in 5 different languages and a returning student from a foreign kingdom. How do you impress her?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 02:44:59 2015 No.14473180 File: 154 KB, 943x1333, 1449819899274.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Your Maid has arrived.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 02:47:00 2015 No.14473186 >>14473179 Treating her like an adult.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 02:47:55 2015 No.14473187 >>14473178 But she told me there's something super-strange in the basement and she even got the principal to give her a key to the door down there!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 02:50:52 2015 No.14473192 >>14473163 I'll take the newspaper club's 'mukade by the hand and I'll her that she's the hottest scoop around!

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 02:51:56 2015 No.14473193

>>14473187
You oughta go in there and protect her so she doesn't do anything stupid. And take this flashlight w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶a̶l̶m̶o̶s̶t̶ ̶d̶e̶a̶d̶ ̶b̶a̶t̶t̶e̶r̶i̶e̶s̶ with you so you can see stuff down there! I'll be sure to watch the door. I won't lock it, I swear.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 02:52:42 2015 No.14473194 File: 2.21 MB, 1366x768, Student_council_rules.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14473163 >Mamono Student council rules >Rule #1 >There will be no raping during class hours.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 02:53:43 2015 No.14473195 >>14473186 She just creamed herself

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 02:54:41 2015 No.14473198 >>14473193 Wait, who are you? Are you in the Paranormal Studies Club too?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 02:56:23 2015 No.14473201 File: 206 KB, 1000x707, 1396427058391.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14473194 Then could somebody please do something about that delinquent Dullaham in Class C-3? She makes it very hard to focus on the lessons.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 02:56:43 2015 No.14473203 >>14473198 People who want to collect everthing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 02:57:02 2015 No.14473205 >>14473201 The guy is holding her so gently, he's obviously consenting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 02:57:35 2015 No.14473208 >>14473198 Absolutely not. I totally wouldn't do a solid for my monster buddies in exchange for favors later, no sir.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 02:58:38 2015 No.14473211 >>14473208 Well, if you say so. Here, hold my cellphone, I don't want to risk damaging it while I'm down there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 02:59:29 2015 No.14473213 >>14473150 God he draws Strength the BEST.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 03:03:41 2015 No.14473224 >>14473163 >>14473176 Anubis a Best. Agreed whole heartedly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 03:03:56 2015 No.14473225 >>14473096 Fuck a Manticore Friend a Kakuen Marry an Anubis

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 03:04:17 2015 No.14473226 Talking about going to school in MGC? Well what are the teachers like? Is the gym teacher a hard-ass Oni or a playful tomboy Werewolf? Is there a hippie Art Fairy art teacher?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 03:06:13 2015 No.14473231 >>14473226 >MG art class What would the policy about nude models be? Would the school allow it, or would the human students' parents be in an uproar?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 03:07:35 2015 No.14473234 >>14473231 Nothing wrong with painting nudes, it's not art if there's no nude ladies in it. Sergeant Colon said so.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 03:07:46 2015 No.14473236 File: 782 KB, 1600x1200, MGCU Seitokai Kaisoku. Futaaaa-tsu. Be careful when dicking the daughteru for the first time.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14473194

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 03:08:33 2015 No.14473239 >>14473180 Could've sworn I ordered the smaller model. She'd going to have trouble moving in my house.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 03:08:42 2015 No.14473240 File: 195 KB, 1051x593, 145687934534.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14473163 I always thought Hata would be a Tanuki. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIoHDj7fcg8

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 03:09:32 2015 No.14473241 >>14473226 Most of the teacher would be the more bookish girls. A Lich would be the chemistry teacher and a Crow Tengu would either teach history or language classes. >>14473231 It's art anon, it's not like they're naked for no reason.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 03:16:18 2015 No.14473256 >>14473231 Everybody is naked in art class, regardless if you're a model or not

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 03:18:29 2015 No.14473258 >>14473256 If you pop a boner, the teacher paints your peepee pink!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 03:19:12 2015 No.14473260 >>14473226 Hard-ass Oni who's determined to make her students SWOLE.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 03:19:15 2015 No.14473261 File: 695 KB, 800x600, ev582.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14473241 Pic related. Actually, I'm surprised how very rare it is to see Vanadis stuff on here despite all their MG VNs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 03:19:39 2015 No.14473263 >>14473258 And I'm sure she uses flavored body paint too. You can imagine what happens after class.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 03:19:59 2015 No.14473265 File: 3.93 MB, 1700x1202, Lewd Diablo- censored.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14473241 The teachers better just watch what kind of poses they're letting those kids do. It's an art class, not Introductory Exhibitionism.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 03:21:24 2015 No.14473270 >>14473240 Hmm you're right, tanuki suits her better. >>14473236 I think Aria fits better with a classier mon like a wight.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 03:22:23 2015 No.14473273 >>14473261 Probably due to no translations and weird fetishes. >>14473265 >It's an art class, not Introductory Exhibitionism. I need an image of a little chupacabra saying "?porque no los dos?"

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 03:22:38 2015 No.14473275 >>14473261 Translations never, anon my dear.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 03:27:43 2015 No.14473286 >>14473273 >weird fetishes. That's what gets me. I see more MGQ stuff on here, and they've literally got slug/worm abominations with vaginas the size of car doors. No idea how shit that awful gets so popular.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 03:29:25 2015 No.14473291 File: 2.04 MB, 3000x2000, 1449822565423.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14473194 >"Who needs class rape when you have class memes?"

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 03:30:19 2015 No.14473294 File: 1.41 MB, 1366x768, asdf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14473194 Monsterified!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 03:30:38 2015 No.14473297 >>14473291 I put up with a lot of shit for liking smugcat, and even I'd have to slap her for that shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 03:32:17 2015 No.14473300 >>14473286 MGQ is translated. Vanadis VNs are not.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 03:34:01 2015 No.14473305 >>14473294 That's cute, anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 03:34:03 2015 No.14473306 >>14473294 6/10 it's nice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 03:34:37 2015 No.14473307 >>14473291 Oh wow, Isn't this that stupid fucking OC from 4+4chan's /monster/?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 03:37:26 2015 No.14473311 >>14473307 I thought they had that ugly orange thing. But seriously, why is every OC Cheshire so goddamn awful?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 03:37:38 2015 No.14473315 >>14473307 Yeah unfortunately, it was in some dragon bully quest thing. What a cancerpit

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 03:38:46 2015 No.14473318

>>14473175
After one year of dodging all the pussy flying your way, you are now in your second year. Your sister is starting now as a freshman. She actually got mamono'd into a Cheshire, can't say you're surprised. She made her first friend, a Salamander. I also forgot to mention that you met the treasurer's friend at the last episode of season 1, a Living Doll in the robotics club. During the 2nd year, you met with another school's student council president, a Sahuagin. Due to circumstances, that Sahuagin is now your relative and visits you and your sisters house often. It is now season 2 and all the girls still want your dick.

How be?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 03:38:54 2015 No.14473319 >>14473311 They're not known for their charming personalities. Unlike, say, Kikimora (also incidentally known for masturbating with the door unlocked and their hatred of roombas).

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 03:39:05 2015 No.14473320 >>14473291 The only logical thing to do here is dick her until she stops having shit taste in jokes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 03:40:18 2015 No.14473323 >>14473318 Talk about how I want something genuine.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 03:41:09 2015 No.14473327 >>14473318 Continue to be a full recluse and study.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 03:42:27 2015 No.14473330 >>14473318 They can't tempt me! I need to study and graduate! and remain pure for my unicorn childhood friend.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 03:42:35 2015 No.14473331

>>14473163
To be honest, I'd probably end up getting raped in a supply closet by the adviser.
I'd probably end up getting raped by just about all of them except my sister and the Baphomet.
I'm not into lolis, but we can still bro it up by the virtue of being the only sane ones.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 03:42:46 2015 No.14473332 >>14473323 But anon, they also want your love. The dick is just a bonus.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 03:43:27 2015 No.14473334 >>14473319 But they're less annoying tricksters and more "LEL MEMES SO FUNNY XD!" with a completely straight face. Honestly, they have some of the worst fans other then alpfags.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 03:43:34 2015 No.14473335 >>14473315 Oh yeah don't they also have that retarded Paladin quest thing too?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 03:44:34 2015 No.14473336 >>14473331 Your sister is a horndog who visits you at night to check out your boner and knows your penis so thoroughly, she knows which direction you tilt. The baphomet is sane but she's completely tsundere for you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 03:44:43 2015 No.14473337 >>14473294 Where is the middle girl's tail?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 03:44:54 2015 No.14473338 >>14473332 GENUINE.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 03:45:55 2015 No.14473339 >>14473334 What's wrong with liking Alps anyway?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 03:47:20 2015 No.14473342 >>14473339 It's the strutting gay thing that comes up when alps are discussed. I don't like it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 03:48:20 2015 No.14473345 >>14473342 Well I don't like you, so there!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 03:48:47 2015 No.14473346 >>14473335 How retarded are we talking?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 03:49:50 2015 No.14473349 >>14473318 Still dating that Baphomet. Thinking it's time to get serious about the relationship.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 03:49:51 2015 No.14473350 File: 1.41 MB, 1366x768, asdf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14473337 Oh right

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 03:52:24 2015 No.14473355 >>14473318 I'm suddenly surrounded by a Dark Elf, a Black Dragon and an Apophis, all telling me I have an obligation to marry them due to a childhood marriage promise. I'm in trouble, I am.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 03:52:24 2015 No.14473356 >>14473318 Confide in one of my guy friends about how all these girls are boring sluts and I wish they'd stop bothering me.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 03:56:01 2015 No.14473361

>>14473336
See, this is why it's a good idea to invest in locks for EVERYTHING.
Locks for my door, locks for my windows, locks for the steel bars on my windows, locks for the window blinds, ect.
When you live with a girl who could go monstergirl at any time, you don't skip on the paranoia budget.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 03:57:07 2015 No.14473363 I want a Dark Priest to try and convert me! I want her to slowly look down as she's preaching! I want her to laugh at my tiny penis! I want her to try to continue her ramblings between the fits of laughter anyway!

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 04:02:20 2015 No.14473372

>>14473346
From what I've heard the MC is a paladin of Ilias straight from MGQ and he is trying to survive in a high school full of monster girls who all want his dick like it's the holy grail.

And it got REALLY austistic fast, he basically became a god because everyone in the thread rolled natural 20's for their actions.

The 4+4channers got so spergy about it with their waifufagging that it's gone on for 13 threads now and about 1/4th of it is actually content.

It's so bad that the OP of the thread only updates like 6 out of the 450 posts, it's mostly arguing.

From what I've also heard the story isn't even over yet because the OP is apparently "Talented" but also a lazy piece of shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 04:03:42 2015 No.14473373 >>14473372 "Talented" Eh?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 04:06:32 2015 No.14473378 >>14473373 Yeah "Talented" for 4+4chan and all that implies. It's pure cancer.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 04:10:15 2015 No.14473384

>>14473372
>The 4+4channers got so spergy about it with their waifufagging

>Implying that's a 4+4chanthing

Same thing happens on /mgt/ CYOAs, or on Anonkun AlpQuest, or pretty much any voters-choose-waifu-wars type story of that nature. Equally retarded on all fronts, really.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 04:10:22 2015 No.14473385 >>14473378 Then why talk about it? Let's talk about an unpopular Cyclops who discovers a book of black magic and uses it to turn cute boys into her bitches!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 04:10:22 2015 No.14473386 File: 2.05 MB, 2048x768, 8653485w34.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14473275 Damn shame, since there're some real cuties there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 04:11:03 2015 No.14473388 >>14473355 Like a harem? Or pick one us style deal?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 04:12:25 2015 No.14473389 >>14473388 The latter is what they initially demand. But am I man enough for a harem, or will we get no resolution and then end up in limbo because S3 will never be?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 04:14:03 2015 No.14473394 >>14473331 The lizardgirl is a pure innocent being. She's very shy around you

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 04:16:27 2015 No.14473398 >>14473389 Don't worry, Anon. You get to have lots of OVA's instead. 12 as of right now

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 04:17:14 2015 No.14473400 >>14473384 >Implying that's a 4+4chanthing Apologies didn't mean to imply that. >>14473385 >Then why talk about it? Because somebody asked about it? But yes I agree lets stop talking about it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 04:20:55 2015 No.14473405 File: 328 KB, 623x492, 1449549605430.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder to keep that cute reptilian next door warm in the winter months. No clothes under a blanket yields the best results.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 04:22:29 2015 No.14473409

>>14473398
>12 OVA's
UMI DA!
Onsen!
Haunted house!
Christmas special!
Amusement park!
Valentine's Day hi-jinks!
Meet the parents!
School cultural festival!
Inter-school sporting event!
Camping inna woods!
Truth or Dare Special!
Wife-aptitude competition!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 04:22:38 2015 No.14473410 >>14473405 But that's a kuudere fish monster. And it's all wet and slimy!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 04:23:49 2015 No.14473411 >>14473410 She'll still appreciate a nice warm body to curl up against, anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 04:26:23 2015 No.14473414 >>14473411 Oh all right, as long as it's just her and none of the hundreds of other sisters she has.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 04:28:17 2015 No.14473418

>>14473127
You should just push through and get something out, even if you aren't happy with it. I know from experience, if you keep trying for perfection you'll never get anywhere, and even if you do the end product often won't be noticeably better than the failures to anybody but you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 04:30:20 2015 No.14473419 >>14473356 You got me mad now!

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 04:30:58 2015 No.14473420

>>14473414
This man is right, somewhere there is a group of shivering kuu fish huddling together naked for warmth with nobody to help increase the temperature. They need a dozen men to keep them all warm and form harem groups. Or just one very very warm bodied man, but he must be almost burning to the touch.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 04:31:13 2015 No.14473421 File: 125 KB, 2290x690, Wurmaphet.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I tried to use Alp's impressive artwork to create something new and beautiful. Someone tell him to draw a Wurm posing as an R, an H and an exclamation mark, please.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 04:32:21 2015 No.14473423 >>14473127 I do the same. I started one story four times and in the end I never posted the shitty thing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 04:32:47 2015 No.14473424 >>14473420 Oh jeez, now I feel bad. Okay maybe 5 or so can squeeze in, but the bed is getting crowded...

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 04:33:02 2015 No.14473425 >>14473421 Oh my god it's full of stars. Get to it Alpie.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 04:34:30 2015 No.14473426

>>14473163
I'll break all the flags mercilessly as soon as they appear, until I meet bestgirl who is student council president of a neighboring school. Then one of her cousins will marry one of my cousins and she'll decide this makes it her duty to be my onee-san. I eventually marry her. We keep the little sister as a pet.

What monster is womi?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 04:34:49 2015 No.14473427 >>14473421 >>14473425 We should just have him make the complete Wurmaphet so we can write things with Wurmagrams.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 04:36:49 2015 No.14473431 >>14473427 While we're at it he needs to draw a Wurm forming a 0 and a 1 so we can make Wurm Binary. Just imagine, a computer with its processes dictated by wurms!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 04:37:30 2015 No.14473432 >>14473410 Aren't fish still coldblooded?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 04:38:25 2015 No.14473433 >>14473384 > AlpQuest Holy shit that's a thing?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 04:39:42 2015 No.14473436 >>14473433 It's 2 things and we're playing a third.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 04:39:54 2015 No.14473438 >>14473433 Anonkun has, like, three major MGE-based quests, I think? Maybe more if you include the smaller ones.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 04:40:51 2015 No.14473440 >>14473426 see >>14473318 Sahuagin

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 04:42:28 2015 No.14473443 >>14473438 I meant Alps in particular >>14473436 What do you mean 'two thing's?' How do you have a THIRD?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 04:42:43 2015 No.14473444 >>14473409 Nigga you forgot the beach episode

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 04:43:21 2015 No.14473445 >>14473444 >UMI DA! Right there, first one on the list.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 04:43:49 2015 No.14473446 >>14473444 >literally first thing >UMI DA! how does it feel to be an idiot?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 04:44:47 2015 No.14473448 >>14473443 I mean that there has been two CYOA stories that have been played and written to completion and now we're playing and the author is writing a third story.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 04:50:35 2015 No.14473454 >>14473448 > Google "Alp Quest" HE'S NOT JOKING, THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 04:52:25 2015 No.14473457 >>14473194 >when you can hear the whistle and drum #weeblyfe

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 04:53:52 2015 No.14473458 >>14473454 Well duh. It's popular enough to have two/three consecutive stories of it. Warning to anyone curious: Also contains lots of yuri, yaoi, and shotacon (because author is fujoshi)

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 04:54:20 2015 No.14473459 >>14473457 dun dun wheet wheet wheet Osai gakuen! dun dun dun wheet wheet wheet > tfw no season 3 > tfw no resolution to romantic subplot > tfw no more Hana

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 04:54:37 2015 No.14473460

>>14473414
>>14473420
>stuck in a bedroom belonging to that cute sahuagin from down the street
>she didn't lock you in, you took the initiative since her sisters are practically leaning against the door in hopes for slimy seconds
>no seriously, the breathing outside isn't sneaky at all you twits
>the sahuagin stares at you under the covers, rolls onto her side and pulls the blanket open for your viewing pleasure
>she's rocking a damp half-buttoned pajama top that's doing little to hide her bare hips or the nipple poking out
>the tail swaying under the blanket is telling you more than her face is
>what the hell, it's almost christmas anyways
>jump in with no pants, you won't need them where you're going

and no one was surprised when anon caught a cold that week.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 04:55:27 2015 No.14473461 >>14473459 The dream is dead.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 04:56:01 2015 No.14473462
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>>14473454
We will mourn when the Fisher of Kings departs and the most we will be able to hope for is short greentexts from her, if even that. But for now it's a good time to like alps.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 04:56:48 2015 No.14473464 >>14473461 >>14473459 any minute now ;_;

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 04:57:02 2015 No.14473465 File: 56 KB, 1088x794, Zero Wurm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Okay, here's your zero.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 04:59:59 2015 No.14473472 >>14473462 Jesus, how can Alps inspire such dedication? I'm... sickened, but curious. What's it like, being an Alp lover?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 05:02:50 2015 No.14473475 >>14473472 To quote one of the tags used in the second CYOA, "it's pretty gay"

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 05:03:36 2015 No.14473476

>>14473472
Battle-worn Salamanders, lacking in humility
Manticores bragging 'bout their reach and flexibility
One girl holds every mind enthralled

No matter what tramp stamps you bear
No matter the pantsu you wear
You can suck like Vampire, cuddle with pedipalps, but you'll never be better than gay little Alps!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 05:08:12 2015 No.14473478 >>14473458 >yuri, yaoi, and shotacon Huh. I knew there was a reason I never bothered to read that shit. I mean, asides from the whole alp thing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 05:08:23 2015 No.14473479 >>14473462 >dark faggot masuta

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 05:10:46 2015 No.14473483 File: 244 KB, 600x715, 38097100.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ah~ So this is where you were hiding!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 05:12:59 2015 No.14473485 >>14473483 What do you want from me?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 05:13:00 2015 No.14473486 >>14473479 Come to think of it, "I'm already a demon" sounds kinda Chuuni, especially out of context.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 05:14:20 2015 No.14473488 >>14473465 What do you think a Wurm computer looks like?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 05:15:39 2015 No.14473491 File: 23 KB, 300x285, Wurmputer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14473488

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 05:15:55 2015 No.14473492 >Neck pain and I'm going orthopedics in ... the afternoon practice was recurrence ... KC's in pretty bad shape these days

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 05:15:56 2015 No.14473493 >>14473483 Oh, you found me. Does this mean I lost? I've never played hide n seek before. What do we do now?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 05:16:36 2015 No.14473494 >>14473491 >The human goes "Aaaaiiieeeeeee!!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 05:18:40 2015 No.14473497 >>14473476 I'm mad that you've made that song I like about alps Good taste tho, MoS is mai waifu

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 05:18:42 2015 No.14473498 >>14473492 His japanese overwork mode backfired I guess. Weekly releases were too good for us.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 05:19:38 2015 No.14473500 File: 345 KB, 495x600, 1403572440313.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14473485 >>14473493 STOP PLAYING DUMB AND FUCKING HUG ME ALREADY!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 05:20:39 2015 No.14473501 >>14473494 No, the human goes >Ahhn~ Wait, it's guy. What's the onomatopoeia for grunting?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 05:21:11 2015 No.14473503 >>14473492 >KC will probably die from a cold in the next few years Why are the Japanese so fucking weak? Is it all the overworking?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 05:21:24 2015 No.14473505 >>14473498 That and trying to do a full doujin in just over one month.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 05:21:24 2015 No.14473506 >>14473500 I don't want to!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 05:22:04 2015 No.14473509 >>14473500 No, I'm playing dumb until I get cuddle-raped. Also, holy shit, she hugged that guy so hard he turned green.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 05:22:36 2015 No.14473512 >>14473506 With a title like "Serial Hugger" I don't think she cares about your feelings on the matter.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 05:22:47 2015 No.14473513 File: 195 KB, 3170x854, Wurmaphet.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14473491 >>14473494 >>14473501 The human goes "aarg". Are you happy now?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 05:24:25 2015 No.14473519 >>14473458 >transgender shit also has various gayshit in it WHAT A SHOCKER I guess one cancer lgbt shit attracts others? Who would have thought [sarcasm]

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 05:24:39 2015 No.14473520
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>Dad remarries when you are young
>Gets hitched to an elf
>They eventually pop you out a half-sister
>Dote on her all the time
>Protect her from any bullies
>Help her with whatever she needs around the house
>She always hangs out with you at home
>At school she brags about her onii-chan to her friends
>She eventually starts high school as you're preparing to move out for college
>One day walk past her room
>Door is cracked open
>You hear heavy breathing & whimpering
>Peek through the crack and see your sister masturbating
>She's going to town with her fingers
>You feel yourself getting an awkward boner
>She reaches into her side table and pulls out a dildo
>Starts sucking it and teasing herself
>Okay, don't need to see anymore of this
>Go to close the door
>'Mmm... Onii-chan.~'
>Wait, what?
>Turn back as she starts to fuck herself with her toy
>'Harder, Onii-chan. Fuck me haarder!'
>You can't look away as your sister calls out for you while fucking herself senseless
>'Onii-chan, fill me up! I want your hot stuff inside me!'
>The fuck?!?
She squeezes her toy and thick white ooze spills out of her around it
>'AAAAAhhhhhn!'
>Her body convulses as he climaxes and she collapses, exhausted
>She scoops up some of the fake cum, licking it off her fingers
>'Mmmm. Onii-chan's is the best.~'

How do you react to this scene, anon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 05:24:56 2015 No.14473521 >>14473513 Depends, can a wurm make an H?

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 05:26:56 2015 No.14473525

>>14473503
It's a limited gene pool and xenophobia. You either wither into obscurity in isolation, or live to see yourself be 'enriched'. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

Hopefully genetic engineering will make it all irrelevant some day. And then, friends, we get monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 05:27:21 2015 No.14473527 >>14473521 Yes. Wait a minute.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 05:27:44 2015 No.14473528

>>14473513
>Alp will never stop drawing things and go back to writing
>Alp will never write a story about an oni who falls in love with a paranoid hikki who hates and fears monsters, and so tries to verse herself in nerdy hobbies so she can have something to talk to him about, but she gets all the details hilariously wrong and just makes her love interest terrified that he's about to get mugged.

There's always hope, I suppose.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 05:29:45 2015 No.14473529 >>14473492 Do we have richfags here? Somebody shower this baka with money so he doesn't fucking karoshi somewhere in the office and concentrates on drawing biologically questionable humanoids more.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 05:30:29 2015 No.14473530 >>14473525 >It's a limited gene pool But that makes no sense If your gene pool stagnates then surely those bearing the weaker traits will die out first leaving only the strong through a process of survival of the fittest.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 05:32:13 2015 No.14473533 File: 615 KB, 706x1000, de18859b870bb25b44f9bf7c3242f484.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14473520 Have her and her younger sister have a sex duel with your joystick over who gets to be the first wife of the harem.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 05:32:35 2015 No.14473535 >>14473520 Call my kind fem-paladin senpai and inform her the monster side has won out and I need her tender love and care.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 05:34:30 2015 No.14473540 File: 96 KB, 1000x719, H025.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 05:35:04 2015 No.14473541 >>14473520 Say "I know I am" from the crack of the door and look at her panicked expression when she turns around. A bit of teasing is a must but that girl's getting hugged and confessed to after.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 05:37:14 2015 No.14473545 File: 270 KB, 4128x855, Wurmaphet.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] There will be no exclamation mark. I'm done now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 05:40:07 2015 No.14473547 >>14473545 You're alright, Alp.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 05:44:27 2015 No.14473553 >>14473540 ...isn't that the guy with four arms?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 05:44:57 2015 No.14473554 >>14473530 That isn't how it works. A stagnant gene pool allows the survival of weak traits because it isn't as competitive. Why do you think the Habsburgs ended up with fucked up jaws?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 05:47:40 2015 No.14473558 File: 354 KB, 2564x1584, Wurm laughter.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14473547 At the risk of being spammy, I wrote something. It is laughter. At you.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 05:48:54 2015 No.14473560

>>14473554
That doesn't make sense. If your gene pool is limited to only A B and C, and you live in lave or some shit and, A is very resistant to lava, B not so much and C not at all, C would be eradicated, B have a struggling population and A will flourish, right?

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 06:01:00 2015 No.14473572

>>14473560
Anon, genetics is very complicated and I'd rather play vidya than explain it.

If you want it in simple terms, think about this; why is incest bad? Because a child born from it has a more limited gene pool than a child born from unrelated parents. All incest related problems arise from that. Same concept applies to larger populations. The scale and some of the specifics are different, and it's a lot more subtle, but it's ultimately the same thing.

This is kind of off topic, so lets not continue.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 06:02:36 2015 No.14473574 >>14473572 GENES are always relevant... BROTHER! So whacha playing?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 06:04:42 2015 No.14473578 >>14473572 >I'd rather play vidya Talking of video games, I'm downloading Agarest Generations of War. I've heard the writing is awful but it has elves so it's worth a look at least.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 06:04:44 2015 No.14473579 >>14473574 Splitting my attention between League and Total War

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 06:06:47 2015 No.14473582 >>14473578 Seeing some of the demos for the new Warhammer total war game made me want to try it a little, but Sega has gotten so jewy with the franchise that I don't really want to buy their products any more.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 06:08:35 2015 No.14473584 >>14473582 You do realize the Chaos faction will have to be bought separately from the main game, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 06:09:50 2015 No.14473585 >>14473503 Neck, back and wrist problems are pretty big work hazards for artists all over. If he's trying to push out a doujin in 1-2 months along with an office job problems are bound to arise. I hope he gets better soon though.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 06:11:36 2015 No.14473586
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>>14473579
>League
Hello fellow masochist.

Talking of League, does Nidalee count as a monster girl? I mean she looks human but she can transform into a cat so she's at least more monstrous than something like Houri.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 06:13:25 2015 No.14473589 File: 1.92 MB, 1800x1200, 1442165244148.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14473579 Meh. I'm finally getting around the the third Mass Effect. Really makes me wish we had more spehhs stories here.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 06:14:12 2015 No.14473591

>>14473584
Yeah, like I said, I don't really want to give them my money.

I just want to be a conquering king, commanding my armies and managing my empire in a world with monstergirl: consorts, generals, bodyguards, slaves, relatives to have incestuous dynastic marriages with, and rival queens to seduce. Is that so wrong?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 06:14:59 2015 No.14473593 >>14473591 >Crusader Kings 2: MG edition

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 06:15:51 2015 No.14473599 >>14473593 With pocket anubis helper for newbies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 06:16:00 2015 No.14473600 >>14473586 I don't know about nid, but Raka is a top tier monstergirl. She has one of my favorite designs and it's a shame we don't have something like it in MGE.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 06:17:28 2015 No.14473603 >>14473599 I send all my problems to church. Because I hate the Fallen God. And myself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 06:21:28 2015 No.14473610 >>14473586 You could play her for some mega cosplay amazon. She could be a druid, too, some kind of subsect of MGE witch. It's passable, you just need the bullshit to back it up.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 06:25:52 2015 No.14473621

Imagine a Raiju that has electrodes placed around her groin, wired to two vibrators, one strapped to her clit, the other up your butt. She'd dry hump you and get you all wet by rubbing herself onto your thighs. Once the straddling begins, you would have occasional jolts of vibrations with a shiver, until the last load comes in. With every pump and stroke, the jolts become stronger, and then release. The vibrators violently shake in unison as the two of you vigorously expel juices, making her gasp for air and you emptied. Your crotch is wet, the two of you sweaty and your legs quivering, it's time for round two.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 06:27:00 2015 No.14473623 >>14473621 While I have no complaints >the other up your butt is going to trigger a shitstorm.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 06:28:06 2015 No.14473627 I want to cumflate Poppy.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 06:28:51 2015 No.14473630

>>14473600
Soraka is nice, I've always had a weakness for blue skin and she's a goat lady who's not a loli. Baphomets are fine and all but MGE really needs a good pair of goat tits.
>>14473610
Looking at the wiki it seems she counts as half feline hybrid. Works for me I guess.
http://i.imgur.com/PJkHTxV.jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 06:30:58 2015 No.14473634 >>14473630 No, because she doesn't naturally transform, classic werewolf style right? It's a type of magic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 06:31:52 2015 No.14473635 >>14473630 Nid is also a 'cougar' so there's that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 06:32:02 2015 No.14473636 File: 23 KB, 202x142, bapho head.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14473349

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 06:33:03 2015 No.14473638 >>14473634 I would kind of classify werewolf transform as magic too, no? Just think of her as a were-cougar.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 06:33:25 2015 No.14473641 >>14473636 Did the sabbath hear that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 06:34:05 2015 No.14473643 >>14473636 golf clap

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 06:35:52 2015 No.14473645

>>14473638
>I would kind of classify werewolf transform as magic too, no?
Eh... not really. Not in the classic sense of lycanthropy, full one shifts your bones, makes you grow hair and claws. Some native shaman literally turning into a wolf, via cantations or spirits, yeah.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 06:40:08 2015 No.14473655 http://pastebin.com/QUikYQ8T Felt like doing a thing for ya'll after reading a similar paste a bit ago. Wanted to know if ya liked this sort of thing, and if so get some ideas for anon-sensei's class roster.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 07:30:00 2015 No.14473719

Reminder that hellhounds are fucking GROSS:

They all have huge nipples and areolas, and they're like garish Christmas lights that are always glowing. Sometimes you can see them glowing through their shirts and the retards get all embarrassed about it. In the dark, when they're naked, they're like points of light bobbing around in the air. They're REALLY hot to the touch too. Don't get me started.

That's not the half of it either. Their milk, their fucking milk. Fuck.

It comes out opaque and glowing, it looks like fucking glowstick liquid. It's like curry or something. It's sweet and thick but extremely spicy, it comes out STEAMING too. It's so hot that I burnt my mouth after drinking some from the source.

These dogs belong in the fucking sulfur pits where they came from.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 07:36:29 2015 No.14473728 File: 284 KB, 1024x768, catwurm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tatzelwurm girl when?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 07:44:27 2015 No.14473741 >>14473655 that was ok, I wouldn't mind reading more

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 07:48:52 2015 No.14473749 File: 282 KB, 672x868, soraka.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ward the bush for her

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 08:00:03 2015 No.14473761 >>14473749 I want to put my ward in her.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 08:06:33 2015 No.14473772

Lets try something different since it's quiet.

We all have our favourite monster girl types but what about named monster girls? Name your 5 favourite girls, they can be MGE individuals like Druella, characters from anime/manga/video games or even a writefag's creation if that's your kind of thing.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 08:07:56 2015 No.14473776
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A new letter of introduction has arrived!

Name: Mai
Species: Kamaitachi
A weasel-like extraspecies. They have long, sickle like blades on both arms, which they usually keep guards on. "I hear she's quite a fan of period dramas!"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamaitachi These are the youkai she's based on, I hadn't actually heard of these before now so that's cool, wonder if KC will do a Kamaitachi sometime. Her name is one of the few in Kanji, it's 舞 which is an old kanji for dance it seems.

In other news, if you haven't pre-registered and still wanted to it appears it closes at midday on the 17th, Japan time. We're getting closer to release, maybe it'll come some time before next year.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 08:08:37 2015 No.14473778 >>14473772 Koyoi. Goes from all uptight and proper to pretty much just a bitch in heat. My kind of corruption.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 08:09:21 2015 No.14473780 >>14473776 >nose

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 08:12:14 2015 No.14473786 >>14473780 that look more like she has no nose but a hole in her cheek instead

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 08:13:38 2015 No.14473789 >>14473780 Shit, I didn't even notice it this time. Crabman still loves his noses it seems.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 08:13:47 2015 No.14473790

>>14473776
That fucking nose, why do they keep doing this? The first bunch of original designs they used were fine but now they keep pulling this shit.

The worst part is that she doesn't have body fur and that her face is human looking, what's the point in adding the furry nose?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 08:15:53 2015 No.14473791 File: 1.39 MB, 1280x1280, mic.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What you guys need is too sing

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 08:18:44 2015 No.14473794 File: 137 KB, 416x789, .png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't eat it. DON'T EAT IT!!! puu sh/lRw2e/239cf37581.png

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 08:22:08 2015 No.14473797 >>14473772 I like Saphire the dark matter and the 4 elementals that follow her

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 08:22:53 2015 No.14473798 >>14473794 But I want to eat it, how could I say no to something offered to me by a lovely grapesnake?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 08:22:58 2015 No.14473799 >>14473794 I'm gonna eat it

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 08:23:58 2015 No.14473801 >>14473794 As cute and 10/10 that pic is, I'm gonna have to decline that apple. Clementines are better anyways.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 08:25:48 2015 No.14473803 >>14473655 I'm enjoying it so far.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 08:27:28 2015 No.14473807 >>14473772 Oshino Shinobu / Kiss-shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade (Monogatari) Churio (T-rex kanojo) Etna (Disgaea) Druella (MGE) Ursula (Breath of Fire IV)

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 08:28:37 2015 No.14473810 >>14473794 One looks cute, the other looks creepy. Why?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 08:29:36 2015 No.14473813 >>14473801 >Clementines are better anyways. They're also great for hugging. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSWTPjgi5kI

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 08:30:25 2015 No.14473814 >>14473794 Awww, for me? How sweet. There's nothing better than a nice, honest girl like you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 08:30:46 2015 No.14473815 >>14473794 I'll take it. She looks trustworthy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 08:31:05 2015 No.14473816 >>14473772 Y'know who I really like? Merle. Who here remembers Merle?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 08:31:32 2015 No.14473817 >>14473772 5, huh? Okay. In no particular order: Aisha Clan-Clan Farai the Dark Elf dominatrix with a sweet tooth Rachne Tali'Zorah vas Normandy Hypothetical Momdom Apophis

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 08:31:40 2015 No.14473818 >>14473810 Changed facial expression. >>14473813 I could go for some orange juice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 08:32:23 2015 No.14473820 >>14473794 >Those plain as day fang marks Time to take a bite right from that spot and never break eye contact.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 08:33:10 2015 No.14473822 >>14473818 Probably. Lack of a blush too. >>14473817 >Aisha >Tali Space-taste best taste.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 08:34:28 2015 No.14473827 >>14473820 Handcuff her to you first. Then do a line of moth dust while you swallow the apple. Then kiss her cheek and tell her what happens next is in god's hands.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 08:36:44 2015 No.14473832 >>14473794 >more grapesnake Go eat a bag of dicks, Haohi. Assuming you're not already doing that. Pharaoh is love.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 08:38:25 2015 No.14473834 >>14473832 Actually, is my fault for commissioning it. Pharaoh was next anyway.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 08:39:19 2015 No.14473835 If monster girls are so great why must they rape?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 08:39:40 2015 No.14473837 >>14473834 Is Pharaoh going to look really creepy too?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 08:40:24 2015 No.14473838 File: 168 KB, 337x580, rare tanuki.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The rare golden tanuki has appeared! And as such, the first person to reply to this post will have his wish granted.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 08:40:26 2015 No.14473839 >>14473835 Because boys are shy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 08:40:43 2015 No.14473840 >>14473835 Because humans are stupid and can't accept their love at face-value. They need Enforced Demonstrations first.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 08:40:56 2015 No.14473842 >>14473835 Demon Lord wasn't strong enough to switch the original monsters from "Kill" to "Not Kill". She could only switch them from "Kill" to "Rape".

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 08:41:03 2015 No.14473843 >>14473837 Pharaoh's not creepy material, really.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 08:41:14 2015 No.14473844 >>14473838 Ahhh, I want to fuck a monstergirl!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 08:41:33 2015 No.14473845 >>14473832 Grapesnake is the true hero, no matter how much propaganda the bronze tyrant creates.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 08:41:50 2015 No.14473847 >>14473772 Koyoi and merse from the fallen maidens the main harpy from 12 beast (I forget her name) nyotengu from DOA Kozui the ryu from beast's MG roulette

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 08:42:48 2015 No.14473851 >>14473844 You will receive a mysterious phone call 1 week from now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 08:43:06 2015 No.14473852 >>14473847 >forgot her name Areo. How could you forget a favourite?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 08:43:39 2015 No.14473853 >>14473794 >not eating a grapple It just looks like a yummy apple injected with yummy grape juice, what's the problem?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 08:45:35 2015 No.14473858 >>14473852 Im running on a headache and my memory is somewhat fucked right now, forgive me

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 08:45:36 2015 No.14473859 >>14473853 Remember what happened the last time someone took fruit offered by a snake? God got really, really mad. He was saving those fruits for himself so he could bake a pie. Who's to say this fruit isn't meant for a pie?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 08:51:54 2015 No.14473868 Does anyone want to hear a set of Lich audios?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 08:52:52 2015 No.14473872 >>14473868 What kind of Lich audios?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 08:52:56 2015 No.14473873 kikis are GoAT shogs are shit we need a new meidou, a lizard one or a wonderland one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 08:53:48 2015 No.14473877 >>14473873 >lizard one Lusty Argonian Maid please go.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 08:54:03 2015 No.14473878 >>14473868 you have my attention

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 08:54:30 2015 No.14473879 >>14473868 Maybe. It's got potential.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 08:55:11 2015 No.14473883 >>14473868 >Lich audio Go on.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 08:55:27 2015 No.14473884 >>14473847 I know none of these outside of the MGE ones

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 08:57:26 2015 No.14473887 >>14473873 Agreed kikis are the best, but a Dragon meido would be nice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 08:58:11 2015 No.14473891 >>14473872 Two versions of the same script. Both of which are awesome. http://chirb.it/xn9sB0 http://chirb.it/NeIvn5

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 09:00:17 2015 No.14473895 File: 301 KB, 565x640, nyotengu-doa5-ultimate-artwork.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14473884 here's nyotengu

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 09:02:55 2015 No.14473904 File: 424 KB, 1212x1193, Chapter_1_Page_29.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14473884 >>14473895 and here is Areo Kozui doesn't have art, but I think it was too short to have any

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 09:03:36 2015 No.14473906 File: 300 KB, 1731x1092, 1442401887275.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14473891 Eh. Not nearly disinterested or lichy enough.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 09:04:17 2015 No.14473912 The factions: >Order >Demon >Wonderland >Sabbath >Fae >Desert >Undead Are these all?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 09:05:32 2015 No.14473916 >>14473912 You forgot everything under the sea plus whatever's at the bottom of the sea. So Poseidon and Abstract horrors.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 09:05:35 2015 No.14473917 >>14473912 Unda da Sea?

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 09:06:10 2015 No.14473919

>>14473891
Gonna agree with >>14473906
Idea is nice, but both girls sound a tad too..."Chipper", for a Lich. 'S a nice thought though.

Just the fact that there are women who'd act out such a thing is kind of awesome. More pro-MG Women is always a good thing.
And not the retards who use the terminology as some kind of metaphor for their own ugliness. Fuck those chicks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 09:06:12 2015 No.14473920 >>14473912 you missing the sea, mist continent and durellas EX faction

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 09:07:15 2015 No.14473923 >>14473916 >>14473920 Also Zipangu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 09:08:45 2015 No.14473926 >>14473920 >durellas EX faction What is this again?

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 09:09:07 2015 No.14473927

>>14473891
The second one sounds a bit more Lich-like but still not close enough for my liking. Still nice though.
>>14473919
>Just the fact that there are women who'd act out such a thing is kind of awesome. More pro-MG Women is always a good thing.
There's quite a few out there, there's even some super lewd femdom ones with spiders and harpies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 09:09:21 2015 No.14473928 >>14473847 >Kozui I want a ryu that's naïve about the world outside her shrine

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 09:11:50 2015 No.14473937 >>14473927 >some super lewd femdom ones with spiders GIMMEGIMMEGIMME.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 09:12:30 2015 No.14473939 >>14473926 The more radical in the regular demon faction. They're not their own faction at all. And undead aren't a faction. They just have their own eternal night country club. Elves in their tree forts count if that does.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 09:12:52 2015 No.14473940 >>14473926 morsters led by durella, they are more aggressive in the monster takeover department. as sush durella is seen as a bigger threat then the other lillims I could be wrong, if I am, somebody correct me

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 09:14:13 2015 No.14473943 >>14473916 KC calls the Lovecraftian stuff the Chaos Gods faction. Also forgot the Fallen God.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 09:15:56 2015 No.14473947 >>14473940 They're not their own faction, no more than the Tea Party aren't Republicans.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 09:17:57 2015 No.14473949 >>14473947 fair enough thanks

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 09:18:01 2015 No.14473950 >>14473912 There are 3 big factions. Order, demon Lord and fallen god. Sabbath is sided with dl, poseidon is fallen God etc

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 09:18:07 2015 No.14473951

>>14473937
https://soundgasm.net/u/SheWantsToMoove/FFF4-Tourists-In-The-Multiverse-The-Harpies-Moove-uCyalith-and-uSeveralServalsRapeOralScript-by-uCastiNueva

https://soundgasm.net/u/sexuallyspecific/F4M-Tourists-in-the-Multiverse-the-Drider-Monster-girloral

Ignore the leddit names in the description, I got them from a guy I talk to occasionally.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 09:18:38 2015 No.14473953

>>14473926
>>14473940
Druella's Extremist Faction, being extremely aggressive where most of the Demon Army are more passive. It's composed of Devils, Demons, and Black Dragons at least. Could be counted as more a sub-group of the Demon Army, as it's not entirely separate. They still have support of the Demonic Forces at large...rather, they're the only ones who actively do "Corruptive" shit, rather than just try to grab husbandos.

>>14473939
The Undead Kingdoms are more than an "Eternal Night Country Club". They've been elaborated on to that extent at least.
Secluded Elven Settlements would count too.
As would Dwarven Cities I should imagine.
I always love Dwarven Cities in games, film and books. They're always a treat design-wise.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 09:20:25 2015 No.14473956 >>14473951 Thanking you kindly. Excuse me. >>14473953 >a treat design-wise Unless you pull The Lever.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 09:25:12 2015 No.14473964 File: 19 KB, 421x405, 1449686376621.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what do?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 09:25:53 2015 No.14473965 >>14473964 I tell her it doesn't count because it's "tradition".

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 09:26:13 2015 No.14473967 >>14473964 Neither have I. So let's just leave it at that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 09:26:22 2015 No.14473968 >>14473964 >"Then it pleases me to be the first." Spoken in my best Orson Wells impression. Because I'm a nerd like that.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 09:27:00 2015 No.14473972
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>>14473956
>not wanting to see the lewd elin-looking dorfs with their dildoes that menace with spikes getting flooded with aphrodisiacs when a lookout reports a male
>not wanting to run for your life from a flood of dick-crazed loli cumzombies with giant hips
>not wanting to get run down and used to deflower a hundred tight premature ejaculator lolis in a row
Skeleton camels now, post dwarf girls!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 09:29:41 2015 No.14473975 >>14473972 >KC loli dwarves >Muh elin meme No thanks. Shortstack dwarves best dwarves.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 09:30:39 2015 No.14473978 >>14473964 What is she?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 09:34:44 2015 No.14473990 >>14473975 >Dwarves with big tits, huge asses and plump thighs The best kind.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 09:37:05 2015 No.14473997 >>14473975 Hip lolis > shortstacks > oppai lolis Also >>Muh elin meme >>>lebbit

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 09:42:07 2015 No.14474010 >>14473997 >Dwarves with no upper body build Kill yourself. And elin thighs is one of the dumbest thread memes to ever surface, right behind cumflation and alp roleplay.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 09:46:25 2015 No.14474021 File: 178 KB, 1000x1000, 1397262339059.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14473794 With blush. puu sh/lRzFg/5b768663e7.png

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 09:46:55 2015 No.14474023 >>14474010 >And elin thighs is one of the dumbest thread memes Please consider visiting a mindflayer to correct your brain problems.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 09:49:06 2015 No.14474030 >>14474023 Don't kid yourself. Thick thighs aren't stupid, but trying to name a body type after fanart for a terrible game sure is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 09:49:54 2015 No.14474033 >>14474023 I will never trust some thing that's meant to go in my head

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 09:51:48 2015 No.14474036 >>14474023 >hips loli mindflayer serial "killer" Mindflayer goes around making guys like her body type >forgets to make them like Mindflayers so they all go for dwarves >cries a lot while masturbating with her tentacles

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 09:51:56 2015 No.14474037 >>14474021 Well isn't she adorable, would take her apple and offer her in for a cup of tea.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 10:04:25 2015 No.14474056 Your Echidna waifu has birthed twins! Roll a d6 (https://www.random.org/)) for which pair you have: 1 Apo/Pharoah 2 Kiki/Soggoth 3 Elf/Dwarf 4 Scylla/Charib 5 Vampire/Dhamphir 6 Werecat/Kobold How be?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 10:07:30 2015 No.14474061 What if paladins decided to make girls like the Claymores, and then it backfired and they turned into horny MGs instead?

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 10:08:49 2015 No.14474064

>>14474056
>Rolled a 5
>Echidnas can't give birth to undead

I've been had! We track down that cradle-robbing changling-leaving single vampire welfare queen and stake her sorry ass after retrieving my real kids. Wife will probably want to keep all four of them though. Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 10:11:36 2015 No.14474074 >>14474064 >Echidnas can't give birth to undead There's nothing on her page about that

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 10:13:44 2015 No.14474082 >>14474074 KC Q&A dummy. No parasites, undead, abominations from other planes of existence, and some others like angels. They're the mother of all "normal" monsters plus give birth to mutations and strange chimeras way more than other monsters.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 10:17:25 2015 No.14474093 >>14474082 Oh

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 10:18:19 2015 No.14474097 >>14474093 >Mother of ALL monsters is hyperbole Sasuga KC

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 10:29:45 2015 No.14474117 >>14474082 >No undead Bulshit, an Echidna could totally pull off a stillborn

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 10:29:59 2015 No.14474118

Due to the fact the Monster Lord slept around too much, got pregnant with a NEET's kid, and the daughteru ended up a NEET like her dad the new Monster Lord has passed a new law.
All Monster girls will be given to monsters across the land, weaker monsters get less beautiful ones, and stronger monsters and demons and evil deities get the more beautiful ones.
TL'DR version, Neet Monster Lord has turned the world into a loot based 'game' where the stronger the enemy the more beautiful the women that 'drop' are.
What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 10:31:22 2015 No.14474122 >>14474097 It's intentional, the scholar exaggerates a lot and he's meant to be an unreliable in universe author.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 10:31:42 2015 No.14474123 >>14474118 Remain Nameless NPC and try to stay out of trouble.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 10:32:15 2015 No.14474124 >>14474118 >what do you do? >monsterboys Direct you to >>>/tg/ of course!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 10:33:45 2015 No.14474127 File: 290 KB, 1595x2000, 1397382504009.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14474056 >Rolled a 1 That snake is getting spoiled, the waifu can be in charge of spoiling the Pharoah

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 10:34:14 2015 No.14474129 >>14474124 I don't see where that was metioned. Are you sure you're not just going out of your way to get angry at something that isn't there?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 10:34:57 2015 No.14474131 >>14474124 No one mentioned monster boys except you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 10:37:43 2015 No.14474135 >>14474129 >>14474131 >All monstergirls will be given to monsters >You have to defeat the regular monsters to get the monstergirls How about you both read it again?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 10:40:34 2015 No.14474139 >>14474135 I did. The phrase "monsterboy" is not mentioned in it at all. I think you're drawing a conclusion based on your own perception of an implication in the text that isn't really there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 10:40:43 2015 No.14474140 >>14474127 Congratulations. Your Apo-daughteru has mommy issues and your Pharoah-daughteru has daddy issues.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 10:42:34 2015 No.14474144 File: 1.14 MB, 800x1133, Kururu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >a lolipire will never feed from you

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 10:44:50 2015 No.14474147 >>14474144 Sometimes this world is okay.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 10:45:12 2015 No.14474148

>>14474139
No, if I was drawing implications, it would be the monstergirls are given to monsters as wives and you get some nasty used goods if you even get a girl.

What is easily read from the scenario are two things.

1.Not all monsters were made into monstergirls like KC. It didn't say monstergirls were turned into regular monsters and you get a pretty girl when you defeat one. It said they were given to monsters.
2. That means regular monsters are all still over the place and just as common

That means male monsters and monsterboys. No extra reading into it required. There's no real defending your shitty premise.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 10:46:28 2015 No.14474150 File: 714 KB, 1279x1416, 1429977737439.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14474144 I want her to step on me!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 10:47:24 2015 No.14474152 >>14474148 Shit man you really have an overactive imagination and some severe autism to boot

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 10:48:18 2015 No.14474153
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>>14474148
>That means male monsters
They exist in the form of demonic beasts, deal with it. They're not "monster boys" but monsters in the traditional sense.

Or are you seriously autistic and think that monster hunter is a game about monster boys too?

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 10:48:56 2015 No.14474154

>>14474148
I don't see how it leads into male monsterboys. Monsters by themselves could just be their own thing entirely. Humans, monstergirls, animals and monsters.
Why do monsterboys need to exist in this imaginary scenario? Do you really want them that badly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 10:50:17 2015 No.14474156 File: 1.59 MB, 1000x1500, 48497571_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 10:51:53 2015 No.14474160 >>14474118 Well first I have to pick my class of course. What are my options?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 10:52:16 2015 No.14474161 >>14474144 Imagine "nursing" a loli vampire. She could lay her head on your lap while you let her draw blood from one hand, and you could use the other to stroke her hair.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 10:53:25 2015 No.14474163

>>14474152
>Words means things
>Y-you're just autistic
That is some serious butthurt trying to defend such a half-baked shitty premise you spent thirtys seconds thinking up.

>>14474153
And there's only three of them even specified in KC, and there's monsterboys in the form of elves there because the world is still in transition in that setting. There's not regular monsters everywhere. Just look at the examples the other guy gave with all the deities and stuff. It's a totally different scale.

>>14474154
Monsterboys are male monsters. They're not two different things. Are you even aware of the division of what makes this a monstergirl thread and not a monsters that happen to be female thread is?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 10:54:15 2015 No.14474165 >>14474156 I wish M-da S-tarou spoke English and took commissions, his brown girls are just too good. Imagine if he done a Yeti.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 10:57:10 2015 No.14474166

>>14474163
>Monsterboys are male monsters. They're not two different things. Are you even aware of the division of what makes this a monstergirl thread and not a monsters that happen to be female thread is?

You're falling apart here. Of course, there's a seperation between female monsters and monstergirls. They're not the same thing at all.
So it stands to reason that monsters and monsterboys are different too. (Hell, why even assume the monsters have genders in the first place? The things could just manifest from magic, or something like that.)

You're literally contradicting yourself in the same line.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 10:58:55 2015 No.14474167 >>14474163 >And there's only three of them even specified in KC Who even said KC? Nobody did.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:00:07 2015 No.14474168
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>>14474163
>And there's only three of them even specified in KC
Because they're not the focus of the setting, all you need to know is that they exist. They're a lot like a lot of other things that KC mentions and leaves to your imagination.
>Monsterboys are male monsters. They're not two different things.
So this is a monsterboy, got it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:00:48 2015 No.14474169 >>14474167 Because you said demon beasts which is a KC invented term for that type of creature and posted a picture of one from a KC publication. Why would anybody talk about KC for that? That's just crazy!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:01:46 2015 No.14474171 >>14474163 I'm more surprised no one noticed that >>14474118 thing being a clusterfuck of wut's altogether rather than monsterboy traces alone.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:02:25 2015 No.14474172 File: 195 KB, 1017x1024, Welcome to THE generic fantasy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14474168 >Male dragons aren't monsterboys You really aren't familiar with the standard powerset of a dragon are you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:04:44 2015 No.14474173 >>14474169 >demon beasts which is a KC invented term First off I doubt KC invented the term Second no one said Demon Beasts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:05:40 2015 No.14474175 >>14474173 See >>14474153

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:05:50 2015 No.14474176 File: 465 KB, 1054x1593, ntivrcyPcT1rlk9f0o2_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sh-sh-sha-sha-sha shARK GIRLS!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:07:23 2015 No.14474180 >tfw no mayadere Dragon whose obsession with adding the only man to ever best her to her collection gradually transforms into love

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:08:35 2015 No.14474183 >>14474173 He seems to think that it's only one person arguing with him

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:08:59 2015 No.14474184

>>14474166
Monstergirls are properly female monsters from an all female race. Monsterboys has always colloquially referred to any males of a monster race. Male centaurs, male elves, orcs, dragons, trolls, gnolls, naga, etc etc.

You're trying to link it with something humanoid and it's not. Plain old straight furry werewolves have always been called monsterboys here.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:12:34 2015 No.14474187

>>14474172
>Monsterboy: Bidedal, human-sized being with a human dick and monstrous features

>Monster: Non-humanoid beast with not an ounce of humanity to it.

>>14474184
>Monsterboys has always colloquially referred to any males of a monster race.

Since when? Or is this just your personal standard that you're trying to reflect back onto the thread? Writefags have written stories featuring monsters and monstergirls as seperate entities before, and they've passed just fine. No shitstorms to even remember them by.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:12:37 2015 No.14474188

>>14474183
Why don't you read the reply chain and see what it looks like? There was part of a reply to a guy who specifically brought up a KC thing and this guy goes "Hey nobody brought up KC!"

If you think a reply to three separate people indicates that guy thinks he's replying to one person, then you are crazy bud.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:16:24 2015 No.14474191 >All this arguing because one autist thought someone was talking about monster boys in some stupid scenario

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:16:47 2015 No.14474192

>>14474188
>Why don't you read the reply chain and see what it looks like? There was part of a reply to a guy who specifically brought up a KC thing and this guy goes "Hey nobody brought up KC!"
Actually I was the one that bought up KC, someone else thought that no one did. Anon was right, you really do think that everyone who disagrees with you is one person.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:17:29 2015 No.14474193 What is this arguing even about any more? This is falling apart faster than a chinese motorcycle.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:17:51 2015 No.14474195

>>14474187
>Writefags have written stories featuring monsters and monstergirls as seperate entities before, and they've passed just fine. No shitstorms to even remember them by.

Regular monsters were used the same way it was in KC, things that managed not to get transformed by the demon lord's magic yet. Untouched places that changess haven't spread to, like The Lost World.

And there's been plain monsterboys written without shitstorms too just for the fact that plenty of writefags are unknown or unpopular. Like Alp and his dwarves or his porno story.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:19:13 2015 No.14474197
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"H-H-Hey, Anon... I know you weren't planning on going, b-but will you think about taking me to the Christmas dance?"

>"S-So what if it's not an 'elf holiday' I like Christmas. Can we p-please go? I have a new dress a-and..."

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:20:06 2015 No.14474198 >>14474197 I can't dance.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:20:39 2015 No.14474200 Everyone calm down and have a wolf girl. http://i.imgur.com/2b21LyQ.png

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:20:40 2015 No.14474201 >>14474192 If I did, would I reply to three posts separately the way I did? No. Don't be dumb. In fact I just said this exact same thing in the very post you just replied to. Slow down and read the words man.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:21:18 2015 No.14474202 >>14474197 But you forgot about me during human day. I was hurt

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:22:14 2015 No.14474204 >>14474193 Guy makes forced discussion scenario Guy says 'fuck off with Monster boys' when monster boys wasn't mentioned People call him retarded He calls other people retarded and tries to find some bullshit to ignore the fact he was wrong

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:22:55 2015 No.14474205 >>14474197 No. I hate dancing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:24:30 2015 No.14474208 >>14474204 No, please tell us all how male demons, elves, orcs and male dieties all having to get defeated to get a monstergirls isn't monsterboys.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:27:19 2015 No.14474213 >>14474204 He's one of those people who thinks that everyone but him is wrong, it's pretty sad. >>14474208 Please quote where those were mentioned by name in the original post.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:28:53 2015 No.14474216 >>14474208 >male demons Guess Zeromus from FF4 is a Monster Boy. >elves and orcs Not mentioned >male deities >Iilyalaughing.png

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:30:06 2015 No.14474219 Goddamn it I want to fuck my waifu

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:31:51 2015 No.14474223 >>14474219 me too

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:33:35 2015 No.14474227

>>14474213
>Please quote where those were mentioned by name in the original post.

Please quote where they were excluded

>given to monsters across the land, weaker monsters get less beautiful ones, and stronger monsters and demons and evil deities get the more beautiful ones.

And you can't play the "monsters are non-humanoid" card because that's just forcing your specific view. Hell, MGE is just a monster manual parody itself. You ever see how many humanoid monsters are in the monster manual?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:34:38 2015 No.14474230 >>14474056 >rolled a 4 UNDA DA SEA!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:34:53 2015 No.14474231 >>14474227 >Please quote where they were excluded >And you can't play the "monsters are non-humanoid" card because that's just forcing your specific view So much hypocrisy. Jim Sterling is that you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:35:36 2015 No.14474232 >>14473904 Talon hands... i approve

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:35:52 2015 No.14474233 Let's talk about the high level waifus and discuss powerlevels. The contenders >Baphomet >Lilim >Echidna >Lich >Pharaoh >Valkyrie >Ryu >Dark Matter

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:36:34 2015 No.14474234 >>14474233 Throw wurm in their. Dem strength bonuses.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:36:50 2015 No.14474235 >>14474231 obviously everyone in these threads except for him wants to be a furry half orc half angel with a snout and have his girl ntrd and impregnated twice before actually fucking her. Obviously

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:37:33 2015 No.14474238 >>14474231 Either you're the guy who wrote the original thing and can say "oh, I didn't mean all monsters, I only meant like giant snakes and stuff" or you're not and just plain wrong about what constitutes a monster.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:37:45 2015 No.14474239 >>14473978 Hex Maniac

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:39:06 2015 No.14474243 I didn't get any sleep last night, I wish I had a big soft Oneechan to lay on top of, and use her breasts as pillows

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:39:26 2015 No.14474245 >>14474231 At this point it's obvious he just wants to start a shit storm.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:40:52 2015 No.14474248

>>14474238
YOU were the one that said there were Monsterboys in the original post.
There was none, people told you that you were wrong and you argued and now say WE need to prove that the original post DIDN'T mention it.
All because you apparently can't separate between monster and monster person, girl or guy, like most people in this thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:41:30 2015 No.14474250 File: 494 KB, 1061x1500, 05f481c2558c52c37a76fe37c0d18.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14474243 I sympathise.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:41:35 2015 No.14474251 >>14474234 Is Wurm the strongest physically?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:43:00 2015 No.14474256 >>14474251 Probably a tie between her and baphomet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:43:21 2015 No.14474257 do you think dark matters get harassed by khepris?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:43:42 2015 No.14474259 >>14474176 Shark teeth on nice girls. So cute.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:44:01 2015 No.14474261 File: 758 KB, 800x875, 1446427414954.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14474251 I think either a Baphomet or muscle Lilim would fit the "stronkest there is" criteria.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:44:25 2015 No.14474263 >>14474256 Bapho has magic on top of that. Bapho > Wurm

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:44:39 2015 No.14474264 >>14474243 How soft should an onee-san be?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:45:27 2015 No.14474268 >>14474257 >Oi gibs me sumadat energy pham

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:45:54 2015 No.14474270 >>14474261 Muscle lilim is getting a pat on the head. >>14474263 Baphomet is the highest of high tier except for maybe lilims. And even then a lilim would probably lose a fight due to a lack of physical strength. >>14474264 Ultra soft.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:46:30 2015 No.14474273 >>14474248 All because you can't separate them. Regular ass count dracula vampire is a monster, so is a lich, a dragon, and a thousand other things. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Dungeons_%26_Dragons_3.5_edition_monsters

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:46:42 2015 No.14474274 >>14474257 >unamused Dark Matter getting rolled around katamari style by a group of brown scarab lolis

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:49:21 2015 No.14474281 I want a dire jinko cub

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:49:39 2015 No.14474283 >>14474274 man we need art of that

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:50:09 2015 No.14474284 >>14474264 6 Gallons of Hathor Milk minimum. The real question is what Monster Girl should be the onee-san. >>14474281 Are you going to raise her to be a strong powerful dire Jinko?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:51:50 2015 No.14474291 >>14474284 Yes. I'm also going to sit her in my lap and scratch her behind the ears until she chuffs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:51:54 2015 No.14474292 File: 541 KB, 1000x1000, Variantsofmonstergirlsishard.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:52:08 2015 No.14474293

>>14474233
While not limiting it to those, I've always had a rough power ranking system in mind
>God tier I
Demon lord
>God tier II
Lilim
>Top tier
Baphomet, Pharaoh, Wight, Valkyrie, Dark Matter
>High tier
Lich, Wurm, Oni, Ryu, Dragon and Ushi-Oni
>Mid tier
Lizard, Jinko, Salamander, Mantis and other warrior types who don't have any super special powers
>Low tier
Holst, Yeti and other non combatants
>Shit tier
Devil Bug, Large Mouse, Snails

But there's a lot I'm not fully sure on, at the end of the day it's all fan wank anyway and I doubt KC wants to explicitly rank his girl's strengths but it's fun to think about as long as it doesn't venture into battle-shounen power level autism.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:53:14 2015 No.14474295 >>14474292 That's the second piece of Will-o-Wisp art within 24 hours, good job.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:53:17 2015 No.14474296 >>14474292 She's a cutie pie.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:54:55 2015 No.14474301 >>14474293 Dragons should be Top Tier. I swear KC has said Dragons were on par with Baphomets.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:58:09 2015 No.14474306 >>14474293 I think Lich should be higher than Wight I mean Wights are like those snobby upper class while Liches devote their entire afterlife to honing their magic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:59:21 2015 No.14474310 >>14474292 das pretty kawaii anon-senpai

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 12:03:40 2015 No.14474318 >>14474293 >Elder God tier Shoggoth

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 12:04:47 2015 No.14474321

>>14474301
Yeah I remembered that after I posted it, dragons are top tier for sure. Wurms would probably still be just plain old high tier though due to their lack of flight and straight forward patterns leaving them prone to being fucked over with magic.
>>14474306
This got me thinking, did KC ever mention how magic works in his world? If it works by manipulating spirit energy then a Wight would completely crush a Lich but otherwise you're likely right and they could be switched.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 12:07:44 2015 No.14474327 >>14474318 >The true puppet master conspiracy tier Tanuki

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 12:09:03 2015 No.14474332 >>14474321 Spirit energy is fuel for human magic. Demonic energy is fuel for monster magic. Then each is a catalyst to produce more of the other.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 12:10:14 2015 No.14474336 >>14474321 Spirit energy/mamono mana cleary is related to magical power, and since the whole setting is suppsoed to be kinda like a jrpg world you could probably think of it as manapoints

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 12:11:51 2015 No.14474343 >>14474306 Not the first guy, but I believe MGE liches may have taken a huge powerlevel hit after mamonomachines happened, because now they're obsessed with lewd stuff instead of fucking up everyone's shit with top level offensive magic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 12:12:14 2015 No.14474344 File: 53 KB, 200x200, The Goose face.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14474250 >Methonium you my good man are a man of taste

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 12:13:18 2015 No.14474349 File: 251 KB, 1115x1300, 0dabd811309369d75bd9e4fd7148004b9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14474344 Mein neger.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 12:15:00 2015 No.14474350 >>14474343 That makes sense

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 12:19:04 2015 No.14474354 >>14474349 I wanna cuddle it

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 12:20:07 2015 No.14474356

>>14474343
They were top level undead though, unlike the wight which was more like a zombie+2 with a paralyzing touch and animated by pure hatred made magic. Kind of interesting KC didn't do anything with that emotional angle when he did the Wight profile. "Your waifu is only animated by her love for you." would have been a pretty big hit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 12:23:07 2015 No.14474361 >>14474356 That's pretty much exactly what happens when you turn a zobmie into a wight though, isnt it?

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 12:24:46 2015 No.14474362

>>14474356
>Your waifu is only animated by her desire for you.
Now this could get interesting. Imagine if your waifu "died" every time she's satisfied. You'd cuddlefuck her until she ahegao'd and fell limp and cold and then you'd go about your business for a day or two with her lying dead om the bed until she woke up to burst in through whichever door you're behing and hug-assault you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 12:26:02 2015 No.14474365 >>14474361 It's because she got enough spirit energy. That's pretty much it.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 12:26:38 2015 No.14474366

>>14474233
>God tier
Demon Lord

>God tier 2
Lilim
Baphomet

>Top tier
Dragon,Ryu, Wyvern,Jabberwock and Wurms.

It is written in the Wurm's profile that they are not stronger or weaker than the other dragons.
It implies that all the dragons have nearly the same strenght.
Dragons are ranked as the highest rank of the monsters, and the baphomet is the strongest physically.

The rest of the dark beast family : Chimaera, Familiar and Manticore

We can also include some mamono "bosses" like Titania, Pharaoh, Apophis, Vampire, Wight.
Maybe Dhampir.

>High tier
Inari and Youko, but if they have nine tails, they can be compared as gods, so it depends.
The elite MGs like :
Demon, Anubis, Medusa, Echidna, Hellhound, Lich, Witch, Minotaur, Arch Imp, Hobgoblin, Valkyrie, Dark Valkyrie, Kraken, Dark Slime.

Other warrior types like Salamender, Lizardman, Oni, Ushi-Oni, Kunoichi, Mantis, Arachne family

>Middle tier
Basically everything

>Shit tier
Slime, Slug, Devil Bug

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 12:27:23 2015 No.14474371

>>14474321
Yeah, Wyverns and Wurms don't seem to have the magical capabilities the other three Dragons have. They're still powerful though, and like the rest can transform into their original Draconic forms. They'd be High level.

As for the rest, they're all about equal in power. I'd say the Ryu and Jabberwock were more powerful than the Vanilla Dragon, but both of them are far more mild-tempered than the vanilla. Ryus are benevolent goddesses who can control the weather and have followers to do their every whim, but almost never engage in violence. They're powerful and divine, but they don't ever seem to do anything wrathful. And Jabberwocks are immune to steel weapons and have immense Dragon Strength to boot, but they don't really seem to be interested in anything but stroking their own vanity or having a doting husband. as long as you didn't personally offend a Jabberwock or her husband, she'd have no problem with you.

The vanilla Dragon is the only one who'd have a desire for power, lust for control, all that stuff. While the other two may have the slight edge in power, the fact they don't really have a desire to use that power is what puts the vanilla Dragon as slightly more powerful than them.

So yeah they're all Top Tier though. Maybe you could argue a Ryu is in God Tier II since she's a goddess.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 12:30:21 2015 No.14474378

>>14474356
KC's wight seems to be less like just a next level zombie or the mythological original, and more like a high level "nobility" monster that's been misnamed like a death knight or a ringwraith, or something.

The profile even says that they can instantly kill and undeadify a human with just a touch, which is pretty OP.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 12:36:57 2015 No.14474391

>>14474378
Normal wights can do that too. The turning other people into wights thing is the original purpose of the spectral claws. Speaking of ringwraiths, the monster he was looking at was based on the LotR barrow wights. All I can imagine is he saw the part about them retaining some personality as undead compared to mindless zombies and ghouls plus the lawful part of lawful evil and went in a really weird direction from there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 12:37:14 2015 No.14474393 >>14474366 I think Lilims and Baphos can't be equal since it's been canon that a Lilim can create a Bapho

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 12:37:59 2015 No.14474395

>>14474198
>>14474205
Weak.

You do your best to learn, and practice with her the night before. Even if you can't dance, all you have to do is hold her waist in one hand and her hand in your free one then just sway and walk together. What matters is that you try for her sake and get to hold her close in a dress.

Your lack of dedication is shameful.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 12:39:30 2015 No.14474398 >>14474395 I'm too white to dance. I also hate loud and crowded places.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 12:42:54 2015 No.14474404 Anon! A tiny tanuki is offering you a chocolate bar! Do you accept?

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 12:43:11 2015 No.14474406

>>14474398
The only people who hate dancing are the people who never do it. It's fun if you've already got a date who wants to be there with you.

Your date probably doesn't like the heat and noise either. Most people hate it. That's when you go outside for a smoke or a drink and have a heart to heart before heading home.

Seeing her blushing in a dress makes it all worth it by itself.

Fuck, now I'm sad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 12:43:29 2015 No.14474408 >>14474404 Alright. How much?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 12:44:17 2015 No.14474412 >>14474408 It's free

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 12:44:42 2015 No.14474413 >>14474408 Two dollars, or a dollar ninety and a good pat on the head.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 12:44:44 2015 No.14474414

>>14474404
I tell her she should instead sell it to that hungry old man on the corner for $3. Than use that money to buy more Chocolate bars at low cost, than selling them at inflated prices.

Sometimes the smallest lesson to a loli Monster Girl can leave the biggest impact.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 12:45:11 2015 No.14474416 >>14474404 What's the catch?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 12:46:26 2015 No.14474421 >>14474412 see >>14474416

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 12:46:57 2015 No.14474422 >>14474406 I only dance when no one's watching.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 12:47:12 2015 No.14474423 >>14474414 The tanuki pouts but offers it to you again, stating that she doesn't want to be in business, she wants to be a doctor >>14474416 >>14474421 It's a three musketeers

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 12:49:11 2015 No.14474427 >>14474423 Well how does she expect to be a Doctor if she isn't able to pay for her medical school? I pat her head, than nudge her to sell the Chocolate, so she may begin her Chocolate Selling empire to fund her medical schooling.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 12:49:37 2015 No.14474429

>>14474393
That's why I put the Lilim in a higher place in the God tier 2 than the baphomet.
They are both very strong, but you can't really place the baphomet in the top tier since they are too OP.

But desu, nearly every MGs could rank very high if they have frequent sex and spirit energy. Zombies can transform into a Wight if they have enough spirit energy, and I am sure that most of the succubi could rank very high.
Moreover, if a Lilim or a Baphomet gives them power, they would become more OP, like we saw with the fallen heroes.
Even if some of them were alredy heroes and strong before transforming into a monster, the fallen heroes seem to be stronger than the vanilla MGs. In that case, we could also include things like Roper, Succubus, Werewolf, Elf, etc... as top tier for example.

>>14474404
Why does she want to give me one?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 12:50:48 2015 No.14474432 >>14474423 But I love three musketeers. Did she tamper with it?

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 12:51:27 2015 No.14474434

>>14474414
It has been 25 years since that faithful day. Anna Fluffytail, CEO of Tanufink Chocolates and Treats, the leading brand in providing people and mamonos everywhere all their sweet tooth cravings, looks out her window from her office building's 150th floor. She looks down below and could hardly see the world, instead just blankets of clouds. It gives her a somber feeling for some reason. She never did met again the man that changed her life that day.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 12:52:10 2015 No.14474436 >>14474406 But I have danced before and I don't like it. We can just pilfer food and drink and stay outside.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 12:52:23 2015 No.14474437

>>14474427
She frowns but takes your advice.
Years later your hear about Ringtail Chocolate's dominating the sweets market, nearing a monopoly.

It's owner, a slightly less tiny tanuki than you remember, looks slightly unhappy in the interview as she remarks about having always wanted to be a doctor but that running the business took too much of her time.

>>14474432
No tampering.
Just chocolate.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 12:53:22 2015 No.14474441

>>14474422
So pretend no one's watching. She's nervous too. If you feign confidence she'll feel better and you'll have more fun.

Even better if your waifu doesn't have normal legs. A drider, centaur or mermaid will be even more self-conscious and will probably end it before you both make a fool of yourselves, then laugh about it later.

Worst case scenario you get to see her all flustered in a dress. Best case scenario you show everyone you don't give a fuck and get to enjoy the rare privilege of delicious lady sweat.

>>14474436
JUST DO IT YOU WIMP

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 12:55:40 2015 No.14474445 >>14474437 Then why is she giving it away for free?

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 12:55:41 2015 No.14474446

>>14474434
At least I changed a life for the better. It's better to leave a positive impact and be forgotten, than to be remembered for a negative one.

>>14474437
Why doesn't she just give the business to her mother, or pay someone else to run it while she owns it and goes to live out her dream? Or even just sell it out to another company if she's already saved up a lifetime's worth of cash.

It's never too late to live out your dreams! Keep on believing and never give up!

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 13:00:18 2015 No.14474451

>>14474445
Because she wants to make someone happy.

>>14474446
Her mother already runs a jewelry chain and she doesn't trust anyone else to run it in her place.
She's got people working for her now Anon! She can't let them down by letting someone else try and run it for her!

She can't sell it either because a few of them might get fired by new management!

This is her life now! Running a business she never wanted.

It also doesn't help that she's started stress eating.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 13:02:15 2015 No.14474455 >>14474451 Oh dear, if she keeps stress eating she'll get fat! Well, has she considered merging with her mother's business to make a Chocolate Jewelry chain? It's never been done before, she'd have market dominance!

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 13:04:11 2015 No.14474458

>>14474441
Listening to this conversation, I now want to dance with a mermaid. I want to show her something she's never done before, let her hold me close as we move to the sound of music. I want to see her her happy, flustered face as she sings a love song while I do the dancing, happy to be experiencing a feeling she thought she could ever have on dry land.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 13:04:40 2015 No.14474459 File: 701 KB, 916x1486, 1426910666640.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never get snunsnu'd by a Grizzly by the of Yamaroshi

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 13:05:26 2015 No.14474460 File: 733 KB, 888x888, 1449529315668.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] looks at you expectantly

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 13:06:53 2015 No.14474464 >>14474451 So a greedy, selfish, backstabbing, rape-eyed, man-abusing, blackmailing, fat raccoon on two legs expect me to believe that this is out of the goodness of her heart? Bullshit.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 13:07:14 2015 No.14474465

>>14474455
Family rule against merging businesses.
Her great aunt and great grand mother tried it once and the differing business styles ruled their relationship, getting the aunt disowned.

And she's tried to stop in the past but now every time she gets going some new event happen that piles on even more stress which, with the ready availability of chocolates around her, never ends well.

She's even turned the mirror in her bedroom around so she can't see her panties cutting into her wide hips or her thick thighs while her breasts start to overflow a too small bra.

She can't even get a boyfriend because she's so busy!

In fact, she's still a virgin!
She's debated buying a moderately priced escort for an evening but always chickens out at the last minute.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 13:08:53 2015 No.14474466 >>14474460 >action

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 13:09:21 2015 No.14474469 >>14474460 So, uhh, do I put my semen there or something?

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 13:09:58 2015 No.14474470

>>14474464
The tiny tanuki's eyes well up with tears and she runs home crying.
Her innocence is ruined and she's forever a cynical woman who no longer believes in the common good within people.

Eventually she sees you on the street one day and remembers what you'd shouted at her back in the day.

She ends up hiring a kunoichi to assassinate you and dragon you off to the deepest, darkest pits of a demon realm so she never has to see you again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 13:12:00 2015 No.14474474 >>14474470 But I was right. It's not my fault she had to be a bitch about it.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 13:12:45 2015 No.14474476

>>14474465
Well, if she's so rich, has she considered contacting a Lich to make some magical clone of herself to run the company while she learns in Medical School. That way the company is being run, and she can pursue her dream! And hopefully not need to stress eat as much!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 13:13:13 2015 No.14474477 >>14474460 ... patpat

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 13:14:17 2015 No.14474480

>>14474458
>midnight ball
>you dance with a mermaid, using all your strength to lift her up and keep her tail off the ground
>hold her close for slow songs, swing her round for faster ones, both of you laughing the whole time
>you both get overheated and go outside
>there's a pool
>she removes her dress and jumps in, dragging you along
>you try to keep your eyes open as you sink deeper, holding your breath as best you can
>she pulls you in for a kiss, feeding you air as she does
>you swirl slowly around while you hold each other close, mermaid moving you both along at a relaxed pace
>she takes hold of both your hands and lets you both drift up to the surface
>you climb out of the pool, then help her into her dress again while your suit is soaked
>everyone stares at the dripping wet couple, one pushing the other in a wheelchair
>go home and enjoy some warm spiced wine as you cuddle

Lovely.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 13:16:45 2015 No.14474485 >>14474476 >Miss, you already did that. You ARE the clone that has to run this for the rest of forever.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 13:17:19 2015 No.14474486

>>14474474
She just wanted to make you small Anon.
She just wanted to give you a candy bar and make you happy.

Now she's a bitter old woman because of you and she'll never find a husband.
Until she passes on and then her zombie rises from the grave, moaning about "huuuuugs" and "fourth quarter repoooooorts"

>>14474476
She considers it and, after a few months of work, gets it done.
There are now two tubby tanukis with one running the business, and still unhappy and stress eating because she wants to be a doctor, while the other goes to college and gets her degree, dropping a few pounds at the gym in the process.
Now you have one happy doctor tanuki and one stressed, unhappy tanuki clone that wants to be a doctor too who once at a cake in a fit of stress induced sorrow.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 13:18:49 2015 No.14474489 File: 162 KB, 650x790, 1448087417720.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14474486 >Until she passes on and then her zombie rises from the grave, moaning about "huuuuugs" and "fourth quarter repoooooorts" That made me chuckle.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 13:20:03 2015 No.14474490 >>14474486 But 'nooks are parasites of society. The would never do anything if they did not profit. She probably did tamper with the candy and would sell me to a brothel when it knocked me out.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 13:20:21 2015 No.14474492

>>14474485
>>14474486
This is the part where, after medical school, the Lich merges the two tubby tanukis back into one girl. Shame since she did so much hard work losing that weight and she's gonna end up with more than she had before, but oh well.

Now she'll have all the knowledge she needs to be a Doctor, and can finally decide to give her employees a final check and retirement plan that'll cover them financially for the rest of their lives, and can pursue her dream to be a doctor! Everything worked out in the end! I told her she could follow her dreams no matter what!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 13:20:58 2015 No.14474493 >>14474489 Well, I just hope you're prepared for the former president of the company to shuffle over to your desk and ask you about those "TPS Reeeeeepooooorts"

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 13:22:30 2015 No.14474497 >>14474490 >parasites of society >does not welfare >completely self sufficient >grows and manages businesses which boost economies

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 13:23:20 2015 No.14474498

>>14474480
Yes, this is exactly what I would want. Mermaids are underrated on how cute they are. Dancing under the water with my mermaid girlfriend sounds like bliss and would be as romantic as hell. I also like the idea of cuddling a mermaid, as they probably get cold and would get so happy having someone to hold so that they aren't cold and lonely.Mermaids are so olev.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 13:24:30 2015 No.14474500
File: 369 KB, 1500x2000, Accept the love of horse pussy kingdom!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Accept the love of horse pussy kingdom before the vile Undead Hordes arise once more!

They can protect you behind their borders from the scourge!

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 13:24:36 2015 No.14474501

>>14474490
If that's what helps you sleep at night.

>>14474492
The tanuki is now tubby again, still as tiny, but now has her doctorate.
She sells the company and gives everyone enough money to live off of for the rest of her life.
She also technically is counted as a chimera now because she now has a split personality that is stuck between her and the clone, the latter of which still is not legally considered a doctor as she was not a part of the conglomeration at the time.
This depresses said half and she now binges on ice cream in the evening.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 13:25:03 2015 No.14474502 >>14474497 Social parasites. They manipulate markets and governments to benefit them, and when that society collapses due to their games, they move onto the next.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 13:25:38 2015 No.14474504 >>14474500 Small helpless village here. We are good thank you. Ever since the duchess came back we've had less disease and fewer bandits.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 13:26:03 2015 No.14474506 >>14474460 She's carrying like the part of a water melon right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 13:26:25 2015 No.14474507 >>14474498 Men have lusted after mermaids for time immemorial. They're probably the original monster girl, or at least the first one to be widely considered desirable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 13:27:19 2015 No.14474509 >>14474501 Well, she may be tubby, have a split personality, and continue to be gaining weight, but at least she's finally a Doctor! Her dream came true! I'll take her out to Ice Cream to celebrate!

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 13:27:57 2015 No.14474510

>>14474460
On one hand, cute.

On the other hand, I remember this guy spamming the art request at the beginning of like a half-dozen /mgt/ threads non-stop until one anon threatened to ask artists NOT to do it when someone asks for it because he's a spammer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 13:28:08 2015 No.14474511 >>14474506 i thought it was a bowl desu

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 13:29:24 2015 No.14474512 >>14474501 But I can't sleep at night because I'm redpilled on them.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 13:31:57 2015 No.14474517

>>14474509
She's overjoyed at the prospect, although her pessimistic other half mentions that you were the one who got her into business in the first place.

She also talks about how the ice cream is just going to go to her wide rump.

You now have to deal with a tanuki that has one half who's deredere and the other half who's depressed and slightly tsun.
She also is getting pudgy, her skirts are hugging her rear so tightly that you can see it through them.

>>14474512
Don't worry Anon.
A few ladies in black will pay you a visit shortly to get that sorted out.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 13:33:41 2015 No.14474521

>>14474507
True, just saying, you don't see a lot of discussion on these threads about mermaids. Which is sad, because personally think they're really cute and have the potential for interesting stories. I also would like cuddle a mermaid while we relax in a private lagoon, just being happy and enjoy each other's company.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 13:33:45 2015 No.14474522 >>14474517 I knew it! She can't silence the truth!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 13:34:26 2015 No.14474523 >>14474517 Sounds like her pessimistic half needs to be cheered up. She should have this brand new, premium, straight from the Hathor Farms, Milk Chocolate Bar

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 13:34:47 2015 No.14474524 http://pastebin.com/KnNYwMxD >continuation never

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 13:36:53 2015 No.14474531 >>14474522 Don't worry Anon. Your new waifus will make it all better. >>14474523 The pessimistic half pouts and claims that you just want to fatten her up. She still takes the chocolate bar though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 13:40:31 2015 No.14474533 I want to develop Newspaper Nunchucks designed for beating Arachnees until they cry.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 13:40:54 2015 No.14474534 >>14474531 >>14474523 >Starts with the Tanuki giving a boy Chocolate >Ends with the boy giving the Tanuki Chocolate It's like poetry It rhymes

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 13:41:11 2015 No.14474536 File: 126 KB, 700x1023, 1403374728399.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14474521 I like the thought of getting a blowjob from one while she's still part submerged. Mermaids are pretty nice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 13:41:57 2015 No.14474539 >>14474531 No! I'll kick and scream all the way! Everyone will know what a soulless, garbage-tailed bitch she is! >>14474533 Now that's just mean.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 13:42:30 2015 No.14474540 >>14474531 Oh, she'd better believe that. And when she's plump and ready, I'm gonna be pounding that fat Tanuki ass all night long And blow raspberries on her tummy

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 13:44:17 2015 No.14474547

>>14474539
Oh?
You think she'd be there in person?

No, she's relaxing in her penthouse, smiling at the thought of your new ogre wives shattering your pelvis.

>>14474540
I just hope you're ready to give both of her babies Anon.
Because they aren't going to let go.
Anticipate heart pupils.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 13:45:02 2015 No.14474549

>>14474197
>say yes because I'm lonely
>try to do my best to prepare
>it doesn't work, spend the whole dance flooding the room with spaghetti
>embarrass myself, which I'm used to so don't care
>also unfortunately embarrass her, which is terrible
>she hates me
>I hate me
>kill self
>soul goes to hell, body stolen by some faggot lich to be made into Frankenstein
Not even in death can I find release

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 13:45:51 2015 No.14474551 >>14474547 I'll call the police! The media! Post on the internet! I'll drag her name through mud!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 13:47:11 2015 No.14474554 File: 152 KB, 500x281, resemblance.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14473794 >All we're saying... is give harems a chance!

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 13:48:30 2015 No.14474555

>>14474551
Oh Anon.
Who does she buy out now to keep her interests protected?

Who does she pay off to sell her products?

The internet? Her ITDF keeps her safe!

You have no hopes now, all you can look forward is green skinned muscle women and babies.

>>14474554
Ok.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 13:49:11 2015 No.14474556 >>14473084 Double from Skullgirls. Basically a Shoggoth. >>14473106 >>14473109 >Amazonian Jinkos and Edgelords >Implying they can hold a candle to amazon position Ork

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 13:49:59 2015 No.14474558 >>14474555 Then I'll drown myself in the bathtub!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 13:51:14 2015 No.14474563 >>14473179 Well, if i tried to "impress" her I'd just look like a faggot, so I guess I'll just be nice or something

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 13:52:28 2015 No.14474564 >>14474558 >Implying your water isn't secretly an slime agent who will wrap you up and milk you till unconsciousness, stopping your suicide and allowing them to take you away.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 13:53:59 2015 No.14474565 >>14474564 Swallow all the pills I can find!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 13:55:14 2015 No.14474566 >>14474565 Hah! Just demonic energy pills to increase semen production! Hope you enjoy cumming like a fire hose.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 13:56:36 2015 No.14474567 >>14474566 Just run in a random direction for as long as I can!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 13:58:10 2015 No.14474569 >>14474567 Hellhounds

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 13:59:23 2015 No.14474570 >>14474567 WE GOBBA GODA SPACE

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 14:00:41 2015 No.14474575 >>14474569 I have a squeaky toy and a shotgun. I'm sorry miss yeller.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 14:02:38 2015 No.14474581 >>14474575 The squeaky toy has had it's squeaker removed and your shotgun fires M&Ms now. She's been preparing for a long, long time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 14:04:24 2015 No.14474584 >>14474581 And so have I. I'm sorry again, miss yeller, but your bizzare deus ex machina sex magic does nothing in the real world. And besides, dogs hate chocolate.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 14:06:27 2015 No.14474590 >>14474584 >And besides, dogs hate chocolate. What are you talking about anon? They love it. http://www.touhou-project.com/th/res/34480.html

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 14:07:38 2015 No.14474597 >>14474590 NO!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 14:10:08 2015 No.14474603 >>14474366 >Bapho >even close to Lillim No anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 14:10:21 2015 No.14474604 >>14474584 Didn't KC state that Werecats and Werewolves can eat stuff like chocolate with issue?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 14:10:22 2015 No.14474605 >>14474590 I remember the first thread that was posted in

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 14:11:53 2015 No.14474609 >>14474604 I have no idea, but we're basically writing fanfiction anyway. Under that context it is perfectly reasonable to hunt evil rape dog ladies with shotguns loaded with chocolate.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 14:12:44 2015 No.14474610 >>14474590 Damn it. I was hoping for scat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 14:12:46 2015 No.14474613 File: 252 KB, 1000x1000, Nami.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14474536 Not pink enough.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 14:13:54 2015 No.14474615 >>14474584 >>14474609 Chocolate basically does next to nothing to large canines. Especially if they're M&Ms.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 14:14:56 2015 No.14474617 File: 87 KB, 192x187, 1402702557648.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14474610

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 14:17:02 2015 No.14474622 >>14474615 Don't be silly anon, we all know double-ought em' shells are an excellent choice for home defense in shitty hellhound neighborhoods. >tfw you will never remove rapist mutts with a m590 loaded with Halloween candy

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 14:19:32 2015 No.14474627 >>14474622 >"No one lays a finger," gun cocks, "on my butter finger." >Hellhound blinks before a king sized butter finger is fired at her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 14:21:52 2015 No.14474632 >>14474627 >it lands and promptly melts on her cleavage >she gives him a "come hither" look and tells him to get his butterfinger back

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 14:23:08 2015 No.14474634 >>14474622 I'll crank open a fire hydrant on them in the winter and watch them freeze and slip and slide on the ice

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 14:24:37 2015 No.14474635 >>14474634 >Hellhound >freezing

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 14:26:57 2015 No.14474639

>>14474590
>>14474627
>breaking news!
>in a recent gang confrontation, two paladins attacked and killed three hellhounds with firearms in a brutal assault
>the perpetrators used shotguns loaded with M&Ms, a brutal tactic designed to kill, causing the hellhounds to explosively dedicate out their digestive organs
>when one of the perpetrators was captured by police he made the following statement: that "they had it f***in coming, they kept sh*tting on my lawn and pissing on the fire hydrants"
>updates will come as the police release more information.
>up next, which Christmas themed vibrators is right for you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 14:28:36 2015 No.14474642 >>14474635 Even the inferno inside a volcano will eventually cool and harden to stone...

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 14:29:46 2015 No.14474648 >>14474642 But Hell will not freeze over.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 14:31:27 2015 No.14474650 >>14474648 How ironic then, that the layer in which the fallen angel is trapped is a frozen land, not one of flames.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 14:31:51 2015 No.14474655 File: 1.42 MB, 1900x1080, 1420094097633.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14474642 They're magical wolf girls from the land of the beastgirl with three butts. Unless you're into Frost Hounds...

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 14:32:16 2015 No.14474656 >>14474648 We can fix that. Just make some pigs fly and get some nerds laid.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 14:33:03 2015 No.14474660 >>14474655 >three butts. What

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 14:33:36 2015 No.14474663 File: 390 KB, 412x580, 1449862416994.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You could make her t he happiest girl in the world Anon...

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 14:33:50 2015 No.14474664 >>14474660 The mouth butt. The butt butt. The lower front butt.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 14:34:24 2015 No.14474667 >>14474660 Cerberus jokes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 14:34:43 2015 No.14474668 >>14474664 I don't think I want a girl with an anus in her mouth

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 14:37:16 2015 No.14474674 >>14474663 But I don't want to lose my virginity.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 14:38:13 2015 No.14474677 >>14474663 I would if I could

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 14:39:08 2015 No.14474680 File: 343 KB, 769x1000, 28009903.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14474663 I already did, just not in the way she expected.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 14:39:16 2015 No.14474681 >>14474650 Dante's Inferno is NOT CANON.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 14:41:32 2015 No.14474687 >You will never remove the smug off a monster girl by showing the strength you've gained from training to live in Monster Girl World without worry

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 14:41:33 2015 No.14474688 >>14474663 I would love to.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 14:42:00 2015 No.14474691

>>14474603
But they can't be placed in top tier since they are the strongest monster physically and they are far stronger than dragons anon.
They are probably ranked between the two though since one of them transforms one of the "fallen heroes" into one of the most powerful Witch.
The only other mamonos who can do this are Lilims. They deserve their place.

>>14474663
Best Centaur.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 14:45:24 2015 No.14474701 >>14474691 Sure but they are still far far from Lillims. Baphos are SSJ3, Lillims are SSG.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 14:46:36 2015 No.14474704 >>14474681 It's canon enuff mang

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 14:52:09 2015 No.14474713 >>14473265 >Diablo Tired of that hoighty-toighty flashlight vagina shit tier demon girl

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 14:57:41 2015 No.14474721 >>14474681 >Dante's Inferno isn't canon >He wouldn't the ultimate CC

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 14:59:14 2015 No.14474723 >>14474681 >Self-insert fanfiction >Not canon Ya don't say.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 15:02:55 2015 No.14474729 File: 204 KB, 772x776, 1449735897914.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Everyone Pre-Register for the Monster Musume game. And so the wait begins

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 15:04:02 2015 No.14474732 >>14474729 Did so months ago, I'm not looking forward to having to go through all the furry drops to get some nice girls but it should be a fun time waster at least.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 15:04:23 2015 No.14474735 >>14474729 Does it actually come out on the 17th? Or is that just the end of pre-reg and nothing else?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 15:05:13 2015 No.14474736 >>14474729 Too many bitches with button noses.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 15:05:55 2015 No.14474738 >>14474735 Just the end of the pre-reg. Hopefully we get the game before the end of the year. Make sure you have a VPN though to register and play >>14474732 Indeed

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 15:06:31 2015 No.14474739 >>14474639 >they kept sh*tting on my law That can drive any man crazy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 15:06:56 2015 No.14474741 >>14474732 >furry They're not fucking furry god damn it agh It's jsut a fuckig nose! They don't even have fur on their bodies god damn it Half of them are cosplay tier Stahp with these words, they get on my plums like you wouldn't believe

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 15:07:06 2015 No.14474742 File: 141 KB, 446x508, 1397267555205.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14474732 >All these cute beast girls >Ruined by button nose

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 15:08:59 2015 No.14474748 File: 905 KB, 240x228, 1440963499456.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14474736 >>14474742 >It's okay to have literal horse pussy but goddamn man, button noses

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 15:09:03 2015 No.14474749 >>14474741 Those noses are totally furry dude, as much as Callie from Swat Kats. Who is fucking hot but still a fucking furry.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 15:10:06 2015 No.14474752 >>14474748 I bet you were one of those guys that used to say Polt wasn't furry.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 15:11:23 2015 No.14474755 File: 716 KB, 1258x1800, Kemonononono].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14474752 THIS. Is a furry. Polt is not.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 15:12:41 2015 No.14474757

>>14474749
I'd you seriously think a button nose makes something furry, you're actually retarded.

Like no joke, completely retarded.

The Polt triggering was bad enough, this is just...

>>14474752
She isn't. She's a character from a Japanese manga.

They don't even HAVE furries there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 15:13:15 2015 No.14474759 >>14474736 >>14474742 This better be bait.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 15:13:18 2015 No.14474761 >>14474755 Go back to your Skype group, special ed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 15:13:44 2015 No.14474763 >>14474755 >Polt has a snout, six nipples, and is covered in hair so thick you can't shave it with a razor >Not furry This bait is delicious

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 15:15:04 2015 No.14474766 >>14474759 Okay, I take it back. Not ruined. Just moved up the furry scale some 5-10%. Not enough to be as furry as Polt, but still enough to make me cautious.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 15:15:26 2015 No.14474767 >>14474748 I remember reading somewhere about how humanity had evolved to identify faces, it's why uncanny valley is a thing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 15:16:12 2015 No.14474771 >>14474763 Her hair is only thick enough at her pelvis. Jesus Christ you're daft.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 15:16:41 2015 No.14474772 >>14474763 You're misinterpreting both the fandom AND the character sheet. It doesn't matter. This argument is dumb anyway

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 15:17:55 2015 No.14474775 >>14474767 Well yeah, but it's not like any of these faces in general are close enough to trigger that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 15:18:02 2015 No.14474776 >>14474771 >The thick fur covers the nipples on her abs >No, it's only on her pelvis! Not sure if stupid or filthy secondary

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 15:19:50 2015 No.14474779 >>14474772 Furries as characters are one thing. Furries as a bunch or fursuit faggot fans are another. Just because the first is not the second does not mean it's not furry.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 15:20:40 2015 No.14474780 >>14474776 Isn't the entire body just one big pelvis anyway?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 15:20:58 2015 No.14474781 File: 44 KB, 300x400, Rata_Card.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What does /mgg/ think of squirrels?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 15:21:22 2015 No.14474783 Here we go again.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 15:21:38 2015 No.14474784

>>14474776
Just gonna put this out here because apparently people don't realize this
It says that, sure, but she doesn't lactate from them.

They're nonfunctional remnant organs like your tailbone.

This argument is still silly. Involvement in the furry fandom makes something furry. A button nose does not.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 15:21:39 2015 No.14474785 >>14474780 You're thinking how most of the body is a modified abdomen. Pelvis is a bone.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 15:22:04 2015 No.14474788 File: 22 KB, 89x126, 2017.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14474781

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 15:22:55 2015 No.14474791 >>14474784 >but she doesn't lactate from them. It doesn't say that at all. In fact it goes the other way and says there's breeds with four developed tits.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 15:23:28 2015 No.14474792 >>14474783 Thanks guy, I couldn't have figured this out on my own.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 15:24:07 2015 No.14474794
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>>14474763
If I truly wanted to thin veiled bait you extraordinarily easy-to-get-in-a-tiff retards I'd say something along the lines of "Gnolls having pseudo-penises are A-OK because it happens in the animal kingdom!"

Or "Stop oppressing Alps because you're just forcing your mysoginistic CIS gender patriarchical dynamic on a beautiful butterfly who came out of her cocoon in order to embrace her own feminimity!"

Or Your waifu is shit, will never be real, and you're going to die alone as a lonely neckbeard subsisting off of Tostito Pizza Bites and Mcnuggies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 15:24:11 2015 No.14474795 >>14474781 >>14474788 I like them, but I'd rather you avoid dumping RO sprites for no reason like you did yesterday.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 15:25:06 2015 No.14474796 >>14474781 As a small part of /mgg/: Stop spamming this RO shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 15:26:16 2015 No.14474797 >>14474795 I'm sorry anon-kun. It's just these two images this time. I've stopped dumping images now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 15:27:36 2015 No.14474800 >>14474794 No no. Something that obvious wouldn't get near the reaction of what you did instead.

>>	Maritan Fri Dec 11 15:33:54 2015 No.14474808 File: 356 KB, 961x1011, 3045893.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh kenkou, I could just hug you.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 15:34:39 2015 No.14474811

>>14474800
Maybe because Polt isn't a furry? She's covered in full body hair, yes. But she has enough human attributes that she's not fully kemono.

Going by Western logic, Rachnee, Centorea, Mero, and Miia are all furries because 50% of their bodies are animal.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 15:36:14 2015 No.14474814 >>14474808 That makes one of us.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 15:37:07 2015 No.14474816 >>14474808 >Kenkou was later hugged so softly that Mari didn't realise she was smothering the poor girl in her tits, suffocating her

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 15:37:08 2015 No.14474817 >>14474779 Nigga you are dumb. Just because one thing looks like another does not make them the same.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 15:37:12 2015 No.14474818 >>14474811 Where do you people come from? Can't be from here. /monster/? the wiki? Did the MM threads finally die on /a/? What brought you here stranger?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 15:37:42 2015 No.14474819 >>14474808 KC sounds like he could use a hug lately, poor guy's overworking himself. His alt-universe Baphomet self is probably working herself to the bone for the Sabbath too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 15:38:39 2015 No.14474823 >>14474791 Dude you didn't even read it. Enough of this. This argument is dumb.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 15:39:19 2015 No.14474825 >>14474819 He sounds like he could use some sleep Someone send him a tactical MG care package: A Yeti and a Weresheep

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 15:41:02 2015 No.14474828 >>14474817 When the definition of something is based purely on it's visual appearance, you bet your ass it does.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 15:43:36 2015 No.14474832 >>14474828 Okay now you're just wrong.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 15:44:43 2015 No.14474833
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>>14474825
>Baphomet KC being held in place by a yeti Weresheep in her bed
>She struggles to get free but the pair of them wrap themselves around her body and tell her to have a nice dream about finding a strong Onii-chan to rely on
>Unable to resist the Weresheep's wool she starts drifting to sleep
>Her Familiar helper who hired the two of them smiles softly from the door and quietly closes it as she leaves
I want to protect KC-chan's smile.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 15:45:13 2015 No.14474835
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>>14474823
Take a look in the mirror pal. I really hope you're not basing your assumption on what breasts are developed. It is super common in mammals to have two nipples more developed than the rest and have them all lactate, even in things like rabbits. If you're female and have nipples, they all lactate. Even if you don't have nipples you lactate.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 15:46:16 2015 No.14474837 >>14474819 >>14474825 I want to see a familiar dressed like a _cute_ santa putting a blanket over KC-baphomet who's snoozing on her desk.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 15:47:14 2015 No.14474839 >>14474832 That would be you. "Japan doesn't have a shitty furry fanbase so they can't make furry content" is so offbase you're on the moon.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 15:47:37 2015 No.14474840

>>14474835
Okay, so by this definition, you, are a chimpanzee because they are your evolutionary distant cousins.

It still doesn't matter, because she still had literally had nothing to do with the furry fandom and probably never will, and you need to shaddap before the mods come.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 15:48:18 2015 No.14474842 >>14474837 >Not dressed as "Santa's little helper" You know, Elves.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 15:49:13 2015 No.14474844 >>14474833 I want to pat KC-chan's cute head.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 15:49:56 2015 No.14474846 File: 1.18 MB, 300x188, 1441297787746.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14474833 >KC-chan

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 15:49:57 2015 No.14474847 >>14474842 that's a good idea too

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 15:51:17 2015 No.14474850 >>14474839 Japan doesn't have any furries so it doesn't matter either way, will you can it with your bullshit?

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 15:52:04 2015 No.14474852

>>14474840
>Get told the biologic standard that any healthy female of a species with nipples lactates from all of them when feeding, and that there's a shit ton of examples of a couple nipples being more developed than the rest in just about everything
>Start some false "by your logic" bullshit

Did you ever wonder why puppies and kittens fight for the best nipple on their mom? Obviously not.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 15:52:10 2015 No.14474854 >>14474850 About that...

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 15:55:36 2015 No.14474860

>>14474852
Nigger, this is the mg universe and things aren't held to your autistic standards.

Look, tell you what, if you can find me a quote from crabman himself that says she's got six tits (she doesn't) you win.

>>14474854
I'm glad you keep up with furry culture to the extent to know of all their developments, but that ain't my fetish, so I don't.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 15:57:08 2015 No.14474868 >>14474850 >Japan doesn't have any furries so it doesn't matter either way And how does what the Japanese care about matter to us? Are you Japanese?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 16:00:09 2015 No.14474871 >>14474860 See the pic here >>14474835 >Being this defensive about being wrong and ignorant of basic gradeschool biology, especially about crabman who likes to be biologically autistic anyway. Peddle your headcanon elsewhere.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 16:00:13 2015 No.14474872 >>14474868 Of course This is /jp/, everyone here is jap

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 16:01:30 2015 No.14474878

>>14474868
>And how does what the Japanese care about matter to us?
That's the point, it doesn't. People here don't hate furries because of the
>you wannu fug animuls
Meme. Of course that's a smaller part of it, but the real reason they're b& to /b/ is because of the weird, forced "fursecution" culture bullshit.

Japan doesn't have the culture, so the autism that would follow any drawing doesn't occur. This is why people don't bitch about Bagi being "furry" on 2ch.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 16:02:31 2015 No.14474880 >>14474871 >Being this defensive about being wrong and ignorant of basic gradeschool biology, especially about crabman who likes to be biologically autistic anyway. You autistic motherfucker, you literally just contradicted yourself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 16:03:18 2015 No.14474881 >>14474878 So we should just let furries be posted here, like the trolls used to do when we first moved to /jp/. Got it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 16:05:21 2015 No.14474884 >>14474880 >It's basic biology >Crabman loves to throw in extra biology in his girls so it's far more likely to be biologically accurate/autistic than not I say, I say I think you need some reading comprehension son.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 16:06:15 2015 No.14474886 >>14474881 No, of course not. But Polt isn't furry, so she's fine. She's not western in orgin. Furry is extremely western.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 16:07:15 2015 No.14474891 >>14474884 >monster girls >biologically accurate Yeah, I'm done. Good riddance.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 16:08:40 2015 No.14474894 >>14474886 Jet whole buddy is covered in fur and she has a snout, she is a furry If you want to talk about her so much, go to /a/ EMG threads

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 16:10:58 2015 No.14474896 >>14474894 And we're brought back to having no understanding of either 4chan or outside culture. Lurk fucking more.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 16:11:05 2015 No.14474897 File: 706 KB, 500x281, 1447195670345.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14474886 >But Polt isn't furry, so she's fine. >She's not western in origin. Furry is extremely western. Kemono and furry are the same shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 16:11:28 2015 No.14474898 >>14474886 >Furry is extremely western. Search メスケモ on pixiv and educate yourself.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 16:11:35 2015 No.14474899

>>14474891
You deny he doesn't pull all his little facts from animals like that?

>Horses and three hours of sleep
>Snakes and temperature shedding
>The study about spiders and caffeine

There is no reason for your "only lactates from two nipples instead of six when the vast majority of mammals on earth doesn't follow that" to break from that pattern.

And boy are you ass ravaged about it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 16:12:20 2015 No.14474903 YEAH SO ANYWAY. furry autism aside, I think we can agree that button noses are getting a bit overused

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 16:12:46 2015 No.14474905 >>14474896 >Being this much of a newfag Seriously bro. Where you from? It's not here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 16:13:53 2015 No.14474907 >>14474899 Dude you are literally using your own headcanon to try to make the wold ascribe to your own retarded ideas.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 16:14:32 2015 No.14474909 >>14474903 Yeah, those autists that think furry is only western furfags were really shitting up the place.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 16:14:53 2015 No.14474910 >>14474905 I proved that you have no knowledge of 4chan, so I can call you a newfag.>>14474905

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 16:16:39 2015 No.14474913

>>14474907
Dude, you are literally forcing your own retarded headcanon that breaks from every crabman trend due to your own complete ignorance of how the world works. That's what's sad. You can't even see it. You even posted it like it was a fucking fact way up here.
>>14474784

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 16:18:30 2015 No.14474916 >>14474910 >Only one person realizes what an out of touch dumbass you are. Try again. This isn't even me. >>14474894

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 16:19:34 2015 No.14474919

>>14474913
You didn't disprove me when I challenged you and in fact tried to liken a fake character to a real animal.

You could have said that I did the same (you didn't) but that doesn't matter because I just said "all right, can you prove it then?" And did you?

No.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 16:22:17 2015 No.14474928
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After a bad turn of events you've found yourself unemployed in monster girl city. Your Tanuki boss fired you for a mistake that wasn't your fault and worse still, the Cheshire who really made the mistake laughed at you on your way out.

With rent to pay and bills due soon you apply for as many jobs as possible and actually get offers from a couple of them, they all give similar rates of pay so the deciding factor is which one you can see yourself enjoying the most.

1. The Zipangu supermarket. A store owned by a Christmas cake Chochin-Obake in the Zipangu district of the city that caters to monster girls missing the taste of their homeland, most of the workers are of Zipangu origin too with a tired looking Oomukade filling the shelves and a pair of Onis handling deliveries. In your new job you would be expected to work at the counter and process payments from the various customers, the store has a lot of regulars you would be expected to get along with including a flirty Kejourou highschooler, a kind old Nureonago who could talk all day and an otaku Gazer who keeps coming in to buy pocky. A lot of quiet hours are to be expected so helping the Oomukade with shelf filling or doing stock takes when there's nothing else to do is also part of your role.
Benefits include after work drinking sessions with the rest of the staff and free snacks during lunch hours.

2. The local call centre. Less of a traditional call centre and more of a research lab, your job here would be to call lists of people and ask them various questions to help the Lich who owns the place in her research. The questions are all, as expected of a lewd nature with the purpose of helping develop new sex toys for monster girls of all kinds. Other workers include a Dhampir who ran away from home and wants to pay for college, a Dullahan who is prone to losing her head during calls and an Apophis who keeps prank calling Pharaohs while on her break and gets away with it due to the boss not caring.
You're warned that being a man, monster girls you call may try and initiate phone sex with you and that sexual harassment is a workplace hazard but the benefits seem decent, being a lab that develops sex toys they don't mind you looking at nsfw content and after hours there's staff competitions at Super Mamono‎ Kart and other similar games.

3. Minotaur Storage. A warehouse for a couple of local businesses, despite the name the current owner is a kind Holstaur who thought that people might find the place more reliable if it was named after a stronger race. Duties include the kind of stuff you'd expect from the line of work, picking goods, printing a label and handing them over to the delivery team. Being such a large place it has more staff than the other two places and most of them are rather on the strong side, Jinkos, Ogres and the like are all over the place carrying huge boxes with ease and there's the odd Goblin or Baphomet making use of their unnatural strength.
Although the Holstarus employs a lot of people she cares for each and every one of them, often offering her workers warm drinks in the winter or bringing them ice water in the summer. Benefits of the job include a free gym membership and vouchers for the local massage parlour to use on days when the heavy lifting is getting to you.

There's also a letter for a place you don't remember applying for, it's an office job on the other end of town and seems kind of fishy but it might be worth checking out at least

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 16:23:37 2015 No.14474930

>>14474919
But I did, right here.
>>14474899

Crabman goes the biologic route when he can, always. Mermaid fish mucus, snakes loving eggs, bird baths, the list of examples is basically infinite. He loves that shit. You're the one saying something should deviate from that. That puts the onus on you to prove it. And you can't.

And I used the qualifier "when he can" on purpose, to indicate that when he can't like undead or magic then he doesn't. Had to spell that out since you have terrible reading comprehension.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 16:23:58 2015 No.14474931 >>14474928 Fuck that, I'm gonna an hero and kill the Cheshire and then myself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 16:24:35 2015 No.14474933 >>14474928 I'd take a look at the place on the other end of town.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 16:25:22 2015 No.14474934 >>14474818 I've been in these threads for a while. Don't really care what you people seem to think anyway but it's hilarious seeing you go all /x/

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 16:26:33 2015 No.14474938 >>14474928 Check out the mystery letter. It can't be that bad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 16:27:37 2015 No.14474943 >>14474928 The supermarket.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 16:27:41 2015 No.14474944

>>14474930
Okay then, so if we're going biologic then my statement here is still relevant>>14474784
Because they are only on "distant cousins"

I would also like to make the statement that polt's nose is not actually wet because if those very wolf-llike kobolds are distant cousins, the nose would have lost that wet property and just become fairly normal, a bit with the visual appearance similar.

Under your standards I can do this all and more.

In fact, under these standards, I could easily day that Rach would eat her husband after procreation (or have her husband destroy her genitals), or that mero could change genders, or any number of other things.

These standards are dumb, and if you carry on with them with your same argument you're hypocritical.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 16:27:50 2015 No.14474945 >>14474928 Well, Supermarket sounds alright to a degree, but I think I'll go to office job again since I'm not exactly strong enough for storage.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 16:28:21 2015 No.14474947 >>14474928 Lets look into that mystery letter

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 16:28:24 2015 No.14474948 >>14474934 Wait I know you. You're that guy that calls this the non human girl thread in his little peabrain, aren't you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 16:30:55 2015 No.14474953 >>14474944 Female mammals lactating from every nipple they have is as basic a principle as all vertebrates breathing oxygen. You're reaching terribly with your false equivalence and falling flat on your face.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 16:31:18 2015 No.14474955 >>14474928 Mystery Letter, I bet it's from Wonderland!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 16:31:23 2015 No.14474956 >>14474948 More like I'm the guy that drinks himself into a stupor with whiskey and rye, hoping that this'll be the day the thread dies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 16:32:11 2015 No.14474960 >>14474928 >free gym membership and vouchers for the local massage parlour Holy crap! Sign me up for the warehouse job!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 16:32:38 2015 No.14474961 >>14474953 Furry connotations aside this is scientifically wrong, by the way.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 16:32:53 2015 No.14474962
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>>14474521
MGs have come pretty far since times when feudal fishermen would talk about sirens over mugs of grog. Mermaids seem to be kinda vanilla now as far as MGs go, especially when you consider we've got oomukade and ushi-oni and shit.

Sometimes the original flavor is still the best though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 16:35:17 2015 No.14474965 >>14474961 I get tired of saying vast majority every time. Arguing with a guy like him is like arguing with a bible thumper. "It's this way 98% of the time." "Ah then you can't be completely sure."

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 16:36:25 2015 No.14474969

>>14474933
>>14474938
>>14474945
>>14474947
>>14474955
On entering the office you find yourself quickly patted down by the pair of dragons acting as security and given the all clear, before you can ask what's going on you're greeted by a tall and intimidating Chimera. Her face is lightly scared, her body as built as an Oni and she presents herself in a sharp looking suit but despite all of that she welcomes you with a warm smile.

Mystery box, the mob. It takes a while for it all to set in but it seems you have been offered the chance to be a personal helper for the head of the monster girl Mafia. She's had her eye on you for a while ever since she seen you while visiting your old workplace and the moment she heard about your situation she couldn't help herself in taking a chance to have you by her side.
Duties on the job are simple enough, making the Chimera coffee, filing her documents and attending meetings with her to keep her company. In return she can offer you a better rate of pay than any other job you could get legally with your qualifications and she can even offer you a bit of revenge, say the word and she can have your former Tanuki boss and that Cheshire bitch who framed you chained up in an abandoned warehouse of your choosing along with a fresh supply of Oomukade and Manticore venoms to use on them.
The only downsides are that you have to move to a closer location so you can be by her side at a moment's notice and you can't tell your friends and family what you really do for a living but it doesn't sound that bad right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 16:37:54 2015 No.14474970 >>14474969 Does this mean we'll be smuggling shotas and drider venom and shit? I don't want to extort poor old MGs either.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 16:38:29 2015 No.14474971 >>14474969 I am happy that i went with the letter

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 16:39:00 2015 No.14474974 >>14474969 Jackpot. As long as I don't have to do too much of the dirty work, I am perfectly okay with this outcome.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 16:39:02 2015 No.14474975

>>14474962
I see what you mean, and thing have come quite far. I still like mermaids a lot, their one of my personal favorites, and I don't always need crazy things to make me happy. I want to cuddle them and rub their cute fin ears while they sing me a lovely melody.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 16:39:37 2015 No.14474978

>>14474969
>Tanuki boss and that Cheshire bitch who framed you chained up in an abandoned warehouse of your choosing along with a fresh supply of Oomukade and Manticore venoms to use on them.
Yeessssss...
I don't really mind the tanuki, I think she was just doing her job, but fuck that Cheshire man.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 16:40:05 2015 No.14474979 >>14474969 [legitimate businessmen] are bad tho

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 16:42:54 2015 No.14474986
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>>14474970
>>14474974
She wouldn't have the object of her desire put himself at risk with too much dirty work. You're mostly doing safe office duties and attending meetings for her more legitimate work she uses as a front.
>>14474978
>fuck that Cheshire man
That's the plan.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 16:44:15 2015 No.14474989
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>>14474975
Is it bad that I dig the whole wheelchair thing for mermaids? Disability moe shouldn't be as strong as it is.

I know it's not a healthy way of thinking, but I like being relied on. It makes me feel important and dependable.

I feel like kind of a dick when I HNNG at it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 16:44:45 2015 No.14474990 >>14474970 >Driders >Implying they exist in MGE

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 16:44:54 2015 No.14474991 >>14474928 I'll take the call center. I want to romance that Dhampir.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 16:46:03 2015 No.14474998 >>14474986 I don't mean sex I mean rape and mindbreak until she's my pet

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 16:46:22 2015 No.14474999 >>14474991 I've worked at a call center before. Don't.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 16:46:32 2015 No.14475000 >>14474990 We call them Arachne. Or you mean you want all the drow and evil god baggage that comes with it? >Driders are dark elf subs cursed by their sadist goddess

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 16:47:20 2015 No.14475003

>>14474969
Sure thing, Boss. Have any recommendations for housing?

As for revenge, I want the frame job the Cheshire pulled on me to come to light. I want her to lose everything. Then she can go to the warehouse. I'm sure she'll get the message after I fill her ass with a Manticore/Oomukade venom solution, cork it with a pig tail buttplug, and leave her to marinate for a day or two. If she oinks convincingly enough when I get back, I might down a raging mushroom or two and have at her. Otherwise, we can always get a bit more extreme.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 16:49:17 2015 No.14475009 >>14474999 I'm currently at one right now. The call center in question seems like a marked improvement.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 16:51:41 2015 No.14475012 >>14475009 MGs is a huge improvement, I can't imagine the job itself will change much though. Are old people super rude or what?

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 16:55:43 2015 No.14475028

>>14474989
Personally, I don't see anything wrong with that thinking. Your helping out someone you love who can't get around as easy, plus she would be so grateful for you helping her and it's always something that can happen in anyone's relationship. If she needed help getting around on dry land, I'd gladly help her because she's my girlfriend and I love her for who she is, plus it can be a great way to help form a trusting bond with your girlfriend.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 16:58:35 2015 No.14475039 >>14474986 Is Chimera KC's most forgettable Monster Girl?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 17:00:00 2015 No.14475040 Most of the time, yeah. sometimes they can be pretty cool though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 17:00:15 2015 No.14475041 >>14474986 She sounds like the perfect boss. Of course, mobs tend to have rivalries with other families, right? There's no doubt they would cause trouble, or even stoop as low as kidnapping.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 17:04:48 2015 No.14475047 >>14475041 >tfw you will never be involved with a mg gang war I just wanna remove mutt with a Thompson before going home to be pleasured by my Cheshire slave

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 17:06:32 2015 No.14475053 >>14475012 I don't work in a call center, but as someone whose job involves a lot of elderly people, yes. They can be very angry, unpleasant and shitty in general.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 17:14:47 2015 No.14475083
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>>14475039
For some, I'm rather fond of her though.
>>14475041
There's two rival families, one ran by her Echidna friend she's on good terms with and focuses on different areas of "business" while the other is a young organization owned by a Jorougumo that acts cautiously to not piss off the two more powerful gangs that could crush them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 17:16:00 2015 No.14475084 >>14475083 That looks fucking beautiful And it's a WIP no less

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 17:17:09 2015 No.14475086 >>14475084 Unfortunately I don't think it was ever finished, I found it when trawling old deviantart stuff and never seen the finished one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 17:19:03 2015 No.14475087 >>14475086 Damn. That's probably the best Chimera picture I've seen And considering how Chimera doesn't even get art, that says a lot Finish your shit people

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 17:26:53 2015 No.14475102 >>14475087 No.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 17:32:28 2015 No.14475113 File: 108 KB, 443x299, 1449873148408.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14473772 I'm probably the only one that remembers her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 17:33:17 2015 No.14475114 >>14475087 >us finishing anything Please. If there's one constant on these threads, it's stories and other OC rarely being finished.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 17:36:31 2015 No.14475122 >>14475114 H-hey, I've been writing. I'm just busy with exams. A VN is a pretty big undertaking.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 17:37:11 2015 No.14475124 >>14475113 I remember when that tongue was flavor of the month and the river of tears when it got rush-ended/canceled.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 17:40:37 2015 No.14475129 >>14475122 >A VN is a pretty big undertaking. Don't do it anon you'll end up creating a huge /vg/ thread that just won't die.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 17:42:03 2015 No.14475130 >>14475129 but I created a waifu and I want to romance her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 17:42:17 2015 No.14475131 >>14475124 Eh, even I'll admit it wasn't the best manga series. Just like the girl.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 17:43:52 2015 No.14475136

>>14475087
It's sad how she gets zero attention, I blame the shoulder pads putting everyone off. While I don't mind them I can see why some would.
And talking of art I completely missed this happening.
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2874739

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 17:52:52 2015 No.14475161 [SPOILER]

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>you're getting ready to go to bed
>you need to brush your teeth to you head to the bathroom
>upon opening the door you see this
>it looks at you and casually says
>"Oh.. Hi anon!"

what do?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 17:54:57 2015 No.14475169 >>14475161 Why does she know my name?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 17:54:59 2015 No.14475170 >>14475161 brush my teeth, clearly, I am just hallucinating

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 17:55:00 2015 No.14475171 I dunno what's more depressing. How irrelevant and nothing Cerea became in EMG, or how people will defend her awful chapters that border on anti development. inb4 shitposting cause I brought up EMG

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 17:55:38 2015 No.14475174 Cold snow girls http://i.imgur.com/dPrdglH.jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 17:56:12 2015 No.14475176 >>14475161 How did that fit in my stupid small bathroom? Can she even move?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 17:57:14 2015 No.14475178 >>14475174 Well, I like Yukis a bit more now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 17:58:29 2015 No.14475179 File: 147 KB, 900x900, 1447218258103.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to play Chubby Bunny with a march hare! and with a doppleganger potion.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 17:59:18 2015 No.14475183 >>14475169 There are bigger questions at hand >>14475176 Magic, your bathroom is now huge while appearing the same outside.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 18:00:49 2015 No.14475187 >>14475179 I want to tell a March Hare what big beautiful eyes she has.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 18:00:56 2015 No.14475190 >>14475179 I want to make march hare into a chubby bunny.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 18:01:45 2015 No.14475193

>>14475039
Chochin-Obake
Karakasa-Obake
Gandharva
Ant Arachne
Giant Ant
Bubble, Red, Sea Slime
Cancer
Siren
Hornet
Kesaran Pasaran
Charybdis

I hear about Chimaera sometimes but any of those above. They don't even have some pics. I probably forgot some.

>>14475174
Hot snow girl.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 18:02:21 2015 No.14475195 >>14475179 I just want to see some good March Hare artwork for once.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 18:03:28 2015 No.14475199 >>14475183 >Magic, your bathroom is now huge while appearing the same outside. Sweet. I ask if I can learn some of that sweet sweet magic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 18:07:08 2015 No.14475206 >>14475193 >Chochin-Obake She has two stories at least and has a pretty cute design.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 18:07:50 2015 No.14475212 >>14475195 I feel the same way about Lich. She has several artworks, but they all either are terrible or are ok but have shit faces.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 18:09:14 2015 No.14475218 >>14475183 But that is my question! It's bad that my bathroom has some demon in it, it's worse she knows m name!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 18:10:44 2015 No.14475227 File: 489 KB, 1162x850, 1435993394757.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >having sexual relations with abominations I'am going to go take my SON to baseball practise, enjoy never having one of those.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 18:12:36 2015 No.14475234 >>14475218 >"m-ms monster, how do you know my name" >she rapes you >>14475199 "c-can you teach me magic" >raped Don't trust magic bathroom demons kids.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 18:13:11 2015 No.14475237 >>14475227 You're son's gonna get a Monster Girl girlfriend during his teenage years.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 18:14:55 2015 No.14475243 >>14475237 And it'll be one of the really far out ones too, to rebel against his overbearing father. Something like a shoggoth, tentacle, or demon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 18:16:08 2015 No.14475247 >>14475243 Worse. Centaur

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 18:16:52 2015 No.14475252

>>14475227
>you will never force a bastard son into playing a sport he doesn't want to play
>you will never put up from insults from other parents over your son's crappy skills on second base
>you will never watch as your son botches an easy pop fly, letting the other team score the winning run
>you will never watch in horror as, years from now, your son goes on a mass shooting spree that makes San Bernardino look like Duck Hunt in comparison
>you will never hear your son shouting at the top of his lungs as he guns down everything that moves "WHY DID YOU MAKE ME PLAY SECOND BASE?!"

>>14475243
I see him getting a mindflayer to help him get over his daddy issues.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 18:17:10 2015 No.14475253 >>14475243 Yeah probably. >>14475247 That's likely too. Really as soon as he hits puberty his smell's gonna atract MGs from miles away.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 18:18:07 2015 No.14475254 >>14475234 She's awfully rude.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 18:18:59 2015 No.14475260 File: 155 KB, 1518x1347, 1449660686430.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14475212 Barb drew a nice Lich recently.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 18:19:39 2015 No.14475263 >>14475124 I remember some writefag wrote a story where all kitsunes were russians who had tongues like that and teeth to match and they liked to gangrape.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 18:20:08 2015 No.14475265 File: 854 KB, 841x1187, 1445967210515.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14475247 Is she of noble birth? And does she have big tits?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 18:20:20 2015 No.14475266 >>14475260 Poor girl got her legs all chopped up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 18:20:56 2015 No.14475267 >>14475265 The joke is Centaur's have horse pussies and are terrible warriors.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 18:21:08 2015 No.14475269 >>14475265 >Is she of noble birth? Yup >And does she have big tits? Big is an understatement.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 18:21:40 2015 No.14475271 >>14475266 She can handle it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 18:23:00 2015 No.14475275 >>14475263 That's Kitsoviet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 18:24:17 2015 No.14475279 >>14475275 he ded tho

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 18:24:58 2015 No.14475283 >>14475279 I know that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 18:25:44 2015 No.14475285 >>14475161 Oh great, I got a LARPer stalking me?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 18:26:13 2015 No.14475287 >>14475279 Most writefags are dead. Even fucking Alp is dead now. I never thought that would happen.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 18:27:40 2015 No.14475290 >>14475287 That's what happens when a place goes to shit and it's not worth the time or the effort to try and bust out a quick short since it'd be like tossing a knobby bone to ghouls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 18:27:47 2015 No.14475291 >>14475234 Alright, well if she rapes me no matter what I do, does she at least stick around afterwards?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 18:34:24 2015 No.14475316 >>14475290 where have all the writefags gone? I miss seeing cute greentexts to draw sketch ideas from.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 18:37:26 2015 No.14475328

>>14475316
>where have all the writefags gone?
They either got burnt out or had to move on to real life stuff. They aren't all dead though since we had a story posted in the previous thread.
>I miss seeing cute greentexts to draw sketch ideas from.
Do you have a gallery/examples of your art?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 18:37:33 2015 No.14475329 >>14475316 They either stopped went to Anonkun or went to go suck ELH and Bob's dick

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 18:37:42 2015 No.14475331 >>14475316 I'm not dead, I'm just doing something dirty. Besides, it seems like people don't like greentexts anymore.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 18:41:19 2015 No.14475342 >>14475329 Calm your tits Bollocks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 18:41:47 2015 No.14475344 >>14475331 I still like them, not sure how many people actually dislike them honestly, or why they would

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 18:42:28 2015 No.14475348 >>14475316 It's exam season man. That and I'm working on a large project and can't crank out shorts like I used to. I'm tempted to pick up a CYOA thing I started again though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 18:42:31 2015 No.14475349 >>14475329 No anon, it's winter so everyone is depressed/studying for finals.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 18:43:14 2015 No.14475352 >>14475316 Im actually writing right now only batman knows if its good or not hopefully ill get it done before sonday

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 18:44:01 2015 No.14475355 >>14475344 I do too, I mean, a lot of people seem to know that greentexts are like rough drafts, but they all get buttblasted about it too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 18:44:30 2015 No.14475356 >>14475331 Greentexts are ok. The problems with them are >they're used for generic shit and >they're almost exclusively used for cutesy stuff instead of actual stories now. Stuff like "Your daughteru sneezed and says she wants an ice cream. Uguu."

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 18:46:23 2015 No.14475363 >>14475344 I used to like greentexts, but i also remember anytime someone wrote one there'd be at least one "this guy would be a good writer if he would stop greentexting" post even if people didnt get hiney hurt over it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 18:46:51 2015 No.14475367 >>14475344 People don't dislike them. They just point and laugh at that one unhinged guy that says they're better than prose and not just a nice tool for cranking out something quick.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 18:48:05 2015 No.14475371 >>14475356 Yeah, and since greentexts are still unpolished, I can kinda see where people come from. Shit like this >>14475363 is still disheartening though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 18:48:17 2015 No.14475374 >>14475344 I like the ones that appeal to my rather specific tastes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 18:48:24 2015 No.14475377 >>14475363 Greentexts are snacks, the shit put on pastebin are meals. Each serves a purpose. either can be great.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 18:48:26 2015 No.14475378 >>14475316 I'm trying to write something, but it's so generic that I would put money on it being done before, if not on here then on one of the other monstergirl sites.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 18:50:07 2015 No.14475384 >>14475378 Don't worry anon, everyone hates other sites here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 18:50:52 2015 No.14475386 Remember the original daughteru greentext? Those were the days. I should have updated it

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 18:51:18 2015 No.14475388 >>14475374 I mean, the same could be said for everybody. Even Quicksilver had people who would say they liked his greentexts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 18:51:19 2015 No.14475389 >>14475342 Nice job confusing an Anon with somebody, you wanker.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 18:51:25 2015 No.14475390

>>14475367
>that one unhinged guy that says they're better than prose
I genuinely wonder what his thought processes are.
I mean, if prose is really an inferior way of telling stories then every novelist and writer in our languages history has been doing it wrong.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 18:54:43 2015 No.14475405 >>14475384 I know, but my biggest fear is putting effort into something, only for some guy who visits other sites to go "Hey, that anon totally ripped off this other guy no one here has heard of!" even though the probability is slim.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 18:54:50 2015 No.14475408

>>14475328
Didn't get burned out so much as I realize how much I hate other people influencing my choices in writing which leaves me unable to do what I'd like to do.

No, I don't want to write more fucking Manticore or grapesnake or whatever the fuck. If anything I'd rather write a story about a man going on a date with an Orc who looks more /tg/ with the mouth tusks and forcing her into maid moe.

Because we all know muscle maids are love.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 18:55:57 2015 No.14475414 >>14475328 http://snibako.tumblr.com/tagged/monstergirls mind the tags >>14475348 >>14475349 Makes sense. I'll be looking forward to their/your return. >>14475352 >>14475378 Keep fighting the good fight anons.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 18:56:03 2015 No.14475415

>>14475390
Well, I'm not that anon, but greentexts show more of a writer's process and allows for them to get new ideas and critiques immediately. From an analytical standpoint, greentexts are really good if analyzing peoples thought processes is your thing. But, as this is 4chan, it's probably just bait or autism.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 18:56:15 2015 No.14475417 >>14475389 He's the only faggot butthurt enough to bring up either of those two out of nowhere. Even if it isn't actually him such behavior should be ridiculed and scorned.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 18:57:00 2015 No.14475420 >>14475405 So? it's better than writing trash. I've written some shit I'm actually ashamed of. Nothing wrong with playing it safe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 18:57:22 2015 No.14475421 >>14475405 I did that once, even (unwittingly) down to a character's name. Nobody cared.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 18:57:25 2015 No.14475422 >>14475388 >Even Quicksilver What do you mean by 'even Quicksilver'? Anon seems to love those greentexts. I don't get why, but personal preference varies

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 18:58:05 2015 No.14475425 >>14475331 >it seems like people don't like greentexts anymore. Please stop saying this, it's only one or two pretty vocal retards, I remember the last one was something like "please stop writing about your shitty fetish" and got banned instantly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 18:58:49 2015 No.14475430 File: 494 KB, 600x839, fox23.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14475316 I got bitched at for writing too many greentexts, and commercials,. now people bitch that there aren't any greentexts. I think i see a pattern here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 18:59:14 2015 No.14475431 >>14475405 Could be worse. I just recently found out there's someone on furaffinity with the exact same username I use. Shit drives me up the fucking wall.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 18:59:30 2015 No.14475433 >>14475422 Exactly, I was just saying that everyone has their personal preferences in MGs and fetishes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:00:07 2015 No.14475434 File: 189 KB, 467x592, tumblr_nuar6dAQ491sowec6o2_500.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14475408 Is/are the Orc(s) in your story like the MGE variety except green and no piggy features? >>14475414 >snibako Nice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:00:33 2015 No.14475437 >>14475420 >So? it's better than writing trash. Oh, it's trash alright. Whether anon agrees with this remains to be seen.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:00:52 2015 No.14475439 >>14475430 Same here. People just like to bitch, I guess.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:01:45 2015 No.14475442
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>You've been happily married for a couple of years now
>Your Anubis waifu has been depressed lately and refuses to talk to you about what's wrong
>One day you come home and find her trying on her old school uniform
>The buttons are still undone and the tie is dangling between her moderately sized breasts
>When she looks at you she starts crying in embarrassment
>It turns out that she's been worried about her 30th birthday coming up and that you might see her as old since she has a couple of years on you
How do you go about cheering her up?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:02:07 2015 No.14475444 File: 653 KB, 566x800, Harpy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14475430 It seems that the common theme with this thread is that no one is allowed to be happy

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:02:24 2015 No.14475445 >>14475430 If you're who I think you are, you spammed those commercials for three straight threads then claimed people telling you to stop were one person. It was retarded.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:02:25 2015 No.14475446 >>14475430 >greentexts, and commercials,. >commercials To be honest, those got kinda bad after a while.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:02:48 2015 No.14475449 >>14475439 I got a ton of material about the Ryu and her TV shows.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:03:32 2015 No.14475451 >>14475442 Lolification potions.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:03:37 2015 No.14475453 >>14475430 Different sets of people I guess, it's impossible to please everybody so as long as you don't do stuff that will piss off the majority such as futa and yuri it's fine to write whatever you like.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:03:54 2015 No.14475454 >>14475446 Well, I did stop, and did a fuckton of MGC dating games since then.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:03:55 2015 No.14475455

>>14475430
People probably wouldn't have complained so much if you hadn't oversaturated the threads with commercials.
I got compared to you to the point where I seriously cut down on the waifu wars because I realized that that guy was partially right and I was doing them too often.
Now I do them once a month.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:03:57 2015 No.14475456 >>14475442 Get some potions and help her gain some larger jiggly jackal jubilees.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:04:08 2015 No.14475458 >>14475430 >The good people die >and Gamer Lich fag still lives Time to get a drink.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:04:48 2015 No.14475461 >>14475328 I don't know if I count as one any more due to my lack of activity but I keep trying to write stuff. I'm just always convinced it's shit.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:04:56 2015 No.14475463

>>14475430
I think it's good to keep in mind that it can be pretty difficult to gauge whether people like something or not on anonymous boards. Lots of people might like it, but are just keeping quiet, while 1 or 2 butt blasted anons can raise up enough fuss to make it seem like the whole world hates something. Trust your instincts and if you've got a writing group, trust their critiques.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:04:58 2015 No.14475464 >>14475446 >after a while. They were shit after the first thread. He then decided to see how far he could push a burnt out idea until anons pointed it out to him.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:04:59 2015 No.14475465 >>14475442 The only way I know how. Hugs, cuddling, and playing video games together.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:05:26 2015 No.14475468

>>14475442
Fuck her brains out, of course. Tell her that women as great as her improve with age, like fine wine, and that I age too. Fuck again and then sit on the porch yelling at kids to get off our lawn.

Or just say fuck it and do what this guy did >>14475451

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:06:43 2015 No.14475474 >>14475463 I think this is the worst advice you could give. Every one of the most reviled people in this thread always said "It's just one or two people hating on me."

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:06:51 2015 No.14475475 >>14475455 >spoiler And this is why you are no where near as bad as commercial. You know when to (sort of) stop and lack the ego.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:07:04 2015 No.14475476

>>14475434
Something like that.

>>14475417
Except I didn't bring either one of them up you cock snorting finagler. If Bob and ELH want to do their own things let them. I don't really give one honest fuck at this point because I've got more headache inducing shit to worry about.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:07:05 2015 No.14475477 Is there a pastebin for MGC stuff, it was before my time.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:07:42 2015 No.14475479

>>14475451
>She forgets to take her clothes off before taking the potion
>She shrinks while still wearing them
>Your wife is now a loli Anubis with clothes way too big for her and the sleeves dangling off the end of her paws with plenty of room to spare
You better not laugh at her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:07:52 2015 No.14475480 >>14475458 Commercial wrote gamer lich?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:08:20 2015 No.14475481 >>14475476 Take your butthurt elsewhere.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:08:53 2015 No.14475484 >>14475464 That's why we don't have green texts. Your negativity chases them off. or just makes them not want to write like >>14475461 You are the cancer anon.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:09:40 2015 No.14475488

>>14475461
That just means you have the right attitude and a genuine desire to improve. People with high self-esteem and who think their work is great have no business in the arts or any creative field. If you think your writing is shit, you're doing it right.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:10:35 2015 No.14475492 >>14475479 I don't usually laugh at sexy things anon. I'd pick her up in a princess carry and take her out for new clothes and ice cream. I'd even let her call me onii-chan if she really wanted to.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:10:37 2015 No.14475493 >>14475480 Yes. Somebody else can give the details if they want. I have a date with a fifth of bourbon and an empty word document.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:10:52 2015 No.14475495 >>14475475 Honestly, I just want to have a good time y'know? Have fun, laugh, commiserate. I don't care about people praising me as long as we have fun in the end.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:11:01 2015 No.14475496 >>14475484 >I'm the cancer >not the guy who literally flooded the threads with a single idea until the threads turned on them for it Hello commercial.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:11:11 2015 No.14475497 >>14475481 >Correcting erroneous claims counts as butthurt Class act, mate.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:11:51 2015 No.14475501

>>14475477
Yes and no, I got it all archived, and no its not up. been too busy, even saved all of the commercial guys stuff .
Pretty much all things MGC are there. ,I also managed to get the writers guide etc.
Give me a while over the xmas break to get it up again, i'll prolly have ELH post it somewhere as well.

>>14475480
Oh hell no.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:11:51 2015 No.14475502 >>14475488 You should still be semi-proud of your work though anon, jesus.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:12:06 2015 No.14475503 >>14475497 >Implying anyone but you cares if someone is mistaken for you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:12:12 2015 No.14475506 >>14475497 >>14475481

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:12:38 2015 No.14475509 >>14475501 thanks bruv

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:13:04 2015 No.14475512 >>14475503 If I'm to be accused of something I'd rather it be something I actually said instead of John Q Public

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:13:28 2015 No.14475514 >>14474187 >>Monster: Non-humanoid beast with not an ounce of humanity to it. I'm assuming by "Humanity" you mean "Humanoid Features". Since if you're talking from an intelligence stand-point...

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:13:50 2015 No.14475516 >>14475493 Well, he did think the haters were one person, respond poorly to criticism and spam the story despite anons being annoyed by it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:14:28 2015 No.14475518 >>14475496 Im not that guy, im this guy >>14475501 I am comercial-anon . >>14475480 No, I didn't write that shitty gamer lich crap.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:15:05 2015 No.14475520 >>14475514 Please don't start that up again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:16:28 2015 No.14475525 What's more important when writing a story, the setting and characters, or how well it's written?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:16:36 2015 No.14475526 >>14475518 Wait, the commercial anon who did movie trailer parodies for months or some recent guy that did goofy tv show stuff and doesn't understand he wasn't the first to have that idea?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:17:01 2015 No.14475528 >>14475442 A) >>14475451 B) >>14475465 In varying order and repetition. >>14475479 That's not cause for laughter, that's cause for clutching my chest because goddamn adorable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:17:22 2015 No.14475531 >>14475525 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:17:33 2015 No.14475532 >>14475525 If it's a smut story just write enough PLOT that people get the general idea of the immediate setting and who the characters are. It's more about the sex at that point. For an actual story, dunno. Ask somebody like moose.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:17:45 2015 No.14475533 File: 150 KB, 760x920, 7RhQjwTc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wanna nibble on a Succubutts butt.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:18:08 2015 No.14475536 >>14475525 All are factors in the immersion. The first two have to do with how well-thought out your story is. The last one you should be able to muddle through if you passed freshman English.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:19:11 2015 No.14475539 >>14475533 That's nice. Nobody cares.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:19:16 2015 No.14475540

>>14475525
We're all amateurs here, so few of our stories are well written, and none are exactly on par with the professionals.
So setting and characters are the most important in terms of stories written for this place. Some nice world building is always very welcome, it baffles me how so few writefags bother with it.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:19:39 2015 No.14475541

>>14475525
I think the characters need to be believable as well as the setting , so its all three

>>14475526
Movie trailer ones, and the ones with a (Ryu) dragon watching tv commercials, Mind you I haven't done any recently, but have been doing the dating games instead , people don't complain about those .

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:20:52 2015 No.14475543 File: 145 KB, 689x800, 1437782020213.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14475533 I want to ram that succubutt from behind.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:21:53 2015 No.14475546 >>14475512 >Implying anyone cares.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:21:57 2015 No.14475547 File: 772 KB, 1314x1419, 73e8ca0c5c36df061e27aa6e4ec833e6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14475539 Are you really so sure?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:22:50 2015 No.14475549 >>14475532 >Ask somebody like moose. Do people still read that? The world building is nice though, not that it matters when the main characters can just walk through anything in their way.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:22:53 2015 No.14475550 >>14475525 Depends on the goal of the story. If it's fapfuel, the setting is just a vector for smut, and the characters personalities need only enough detail to motivate fucking. Then its all about how appealing you can make said fucking.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:24:24 2015 No.14475555 File: 175 KB, 850x1048, 1449879864236.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14475540 I think MGC is an excellent example of world building.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:24:59 2015 No.14475557 >>14475260 I want Barb to do more with that glacies, >glacies in glasses Yes

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:25:33 2015 No.14475559 >>14475541 >but have been doing the dating games instead You mean those cookie cutter things we get roughly once or twice a thread? Is originality toxic to you or something?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:26:34 2015 No.14475562 >>14475555 You're kidding, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:27:36 2015 No.14475564 >>14475555 >I think MGC is an excellent example of world building. This is what anon actually believes

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:27:50 2015 No.14475567 >>14475546 That attitude is part of the reason you cocks aren't worth writing for.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:27:52 2015 No.14475568 >>14475559 Oh gods, not those crap pick a random crap ones . please do not think those are me..

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:30:26 2015 No.14475578
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>>14475430
Remember that one time when I imitated you to make a blasphemous Ghost Busters 3 commercial with a pissed off dragon destroying the T.V.?

Good times...

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:32:10 2015 No.14475584 >>14475568 But there are only two types of those things on here and both are done to death: >select a random monster from the wiki and >select one of three shitty restrictive options

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:33:11 2015 No.14475588 >>14475578 Do not forget the book of the reverse scale dood. That was the day I made her a Ryu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:34:15 2015 No.14475592 >>14475584 How about I haven't done in in 3 threads? and nope, I am not robot devil, he sucks!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:35:35 2015 No.14475596 >>14475451 Time to commit a fluffy crime.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:35:56 2015 No.14475599 >>14475592 >How about I haven't done in in 3 threads? Because that totally will make the idea fresh again next thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:38:45 2015 No.14475609 >>14475599 Uh sure. whatever floats your boat. >>14475596 DO IT! Go rub your face in that fox tail!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:39:03 2015 No.14475610 >>14475596 It's not a crime anon, she's a grown woman!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:40:07 2015 No.14475614 >>14475599 I'm pretty sure he just said he isn't the one spamming those every thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:40:14 2015 No.14475616 >>14475599 I like them, they are good for when the threads are ded. Or to stop anons from arguing about inane shit. Like now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:41:03 2015 No.14475618 >>14475609 >Uh sure. whatever floats your boat. That didn't even make any sense.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:42:57 2015 No.14475623 >>14475555 Trying to fill the retard quota for the day, are we?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:43:09 2015 No.14475624 I want to kiss a Wurm on the nose.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:43:30 2015 No.14475625 File: 303 KB, 626x724, 31ea7edd0d656bbb4dde30b7e3ea7f77.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Winter is here. Hope you all like blue tits.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:44:18 2015 No.14475626 >>14475625 Are they filled with soft serve ice-cream?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:44:36 2015 No.14475627 >>14475625 I prefer them purple.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:45:06 2015 No.14475630 >>14475625 Just don't suck on the glacie's tits. Your tongue will get stuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:45:29 2015 No.14475632 File: 1.35 MB, 1137x1498, sweater fox.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14475625 no, but i like sweaters

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:46:27 2015 No.14475635 >>14475625 I want to make a Yuki's stomach a big snow mound!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:46:48 2015 No.14475636 >>14475547 Yes. Nobody fucking cares about Succubi.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:53:21 2015 No.14475645

>>14475609
I'll bury my face so deep in that tail that a wurm couldn't pull me out again.

>>14475610
Then in that case, it'll be a crime of love and passion. Because that loli is going to be loved so tenderly, she'll wake up in fevered sweats from it, weeks after the potion wears off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:56:38 2015 No.14475651 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oH6mw2Rc3DQ

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:57:56 2015 No.14475654 File: 339 KB, 609x728, yukionna.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14475625 I'll let her frolic in the snow

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:59:16 2015 No.14475656 >>14475316 I kinda liked writing at first but I was never too happy with my own work so I didn't get much out of it ultimately.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 20:04:29 2015 No.14475665

>>14475656
This. This so hard.
I look back at my old stuff and cringe, then try to improve on it for my next thing.
Only I can't help but feel paranoid that I'm writing shit without seeing it, and in the end I play it safe and just never subject anons to it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 20:06:04 2015 No.14475669 >>14475636 I care.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 20:07:22 2015 No.14475676 File: 2.70 MB, 4177x5196, Monoeye got muscles.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to make love to a Monoeye

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 20:09:40 2015 No.14475689
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>>14475636
I'll have you know that I care a whole fucking lot about Succubi.
>tfw my succubutt folder is so large I don't know what image I want to post

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 20:09:48 2015 No.14475691 File: 751 KB, 1093x1600, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14475113 Are you kidding? Dakini best girl. I'd write a story about her but >fanfiction. >>14475316 I'm just lazy and its finals season. Kumiho story soon, I promise.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 20:10:59 2015 No.14475696 >>14475665 Better to have a shit story than no story. Post your stuff when it's done and you'll feel better when people read it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 20:11:14 2015 No.14475697 >>14475689 Is she going to help that young boy study? Also Jesus those breasts could end world hunger.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 20:12:11 2015 No.14475700 >>14475676 I'd get her drunk and pierce her with my steak if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 20:12:38 2015 No.14475703 >>14475689 Just post one butt. The best butt you have.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 20:15:58 2015 No.14475710 >>14475703 >The best butt you have. There are so many butt pictures I like, so it'd difficult to find the "best" one. Especially if some of those happen to be 2D human grills and boatsluts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 20:16:47 2015 No.14475713 I just wanna hold a Wurm tight.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 20:18:03 2015 No.14475716 >>14475691 >Kumiho story soon, I promise. I eagerly await it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 20:18:47 2015 No.14475718 >>14475691 Shut the fuck up Bollocks with your constant "I'd X but Y" papier-meche reasoning. >>14475689 >>14475669 Then you're both plebeians.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 20:19:46 2015 No.14475719 >>14475710 No more words, only butts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 20:21:00 2015 No.14475724 >>14475718 You are a pleb, fag.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 20:25:44 2015 No.14475742 >>14475718 You're a pleb. >>14475719 Have five. http://i.imgur.com/0t4ngPJ.jpg http://i.imgur.com/7BRARP8.jpg http://i.imgur.com/GMfZDBe.jpg http://i.imgur.com/6Gfqv31.jpg http://i.imgur.com/32HTDVT.jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 20:26:31 2015 No.14475743 Which monstergirls would make the bad voices go away?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 20:29:03 2015 No.14475752 >>14475742 I'm pleased.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 20:29:10 2015 No.14475753 >>14475743 Mindflayer

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 20:29:33 2015 No.14475754 >>14475742 Why is Anna shoving a raddish up her ass?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 20:30:04 2015 No.14475756 >>14475743 Hellhound. She'll make the demons stop tormenting you, or else.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 20:30:52 2015 No.14475760 >>14475743 Viper Lamia. I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD, THEY CONSOLE ME THEY UNDERSTAND[/SPOILER]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 20:30:57 2015 No.14475761 >>14475743 Dolphin girls. They are good helping people.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 20:34:28 2015 No.14475772 >>14475760 Still waiting on someone to draw Miia in the Legend Killer pose

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 20:34:34 2015 No.14475773 >>14475743 Siren Her song will be in your heart as it chases away your personal demons.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 20:36:23 2015 No.14475779 >>14474118 So, what, if i want a holst I can only get one with a womb packed full of minotaur cum? What about all the other rapey monsters? You didn't think this through at all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 20:36:24 2015 No.14475780 >>14475724 >>14475742 >Not realizing Succubi are literally the most generic and vanilla kind of MG

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 20:37:34 2015 No.14475786 >>14475718 I'm gauf, not Bollocks. Do you know how much this thread hates fanfiction? I'm not gonna be responsible for starting a shitstorm.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 20:37:40 2015 No.14475787 >>14475780 Vanilla is a good flavor. Besides, Succubi can be cute.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 20:38:33 2015 No.14475790
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>Way down yonder, get my honey come back
http://pastebin.com/Cbgt4eiM

This was supposed to be a 2k-word dialogue exercise in longhand and a little something to tie up the ambiguous ending of the sitter story, but then things got a little out of hand, for better or for (probably) worse. Oh well.

Now, I hope I'm not being too pompous for asking this, but:
What would you consider is my biggest weakness when it comes to my writing?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 20:38:45 2015 No.14475793 >>14475780 >Hating vanilla confirmed pleb

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 20:38:55 2015 No.14475794 >>14475787 >Succubi can be cute You probably like flashlight vaginas like an absolute faggot too

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 20:39:13 2015 No.14475795 >>14475780 And? There's nothing wrong with simplicity.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 20:41:45 2015 No.14475805 File: 380 KB, 971x411, 5373583993.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14475760 Ey my waifu is a viper lamia!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 20:42:54 2015 No.14475808 >>14475761 Helping people into rape caves maybe

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 20:43:45 2015 No.14475810 >>14475786 You're both faggots in my eyes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 20:45:52 2015 No.14475816 I want to have a nice pasta dinner with my Kobold daughteru!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 20:46:10 2015 No.14475818 >>14475779 They weren't given to specific species, they were given out at random Monster Lord NEET didn't think about balance, she just wanted her real life MMO

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 20:47:38 2015 No.14475826 >>14475818 >Most beautiful girl of the land is in the hands of, naturally, a dragon >When you get there, she's already addicted to dragon cock and sired five half-lings T-thanks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 20:49:57 2015 No.14475838 >>14475810 K.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 20:50:14 2015 No.14475840 Does someone have that picture of a blue dragon girl with a sword? I think Loen drew it and I think it was supposed to be Esdeath as a dragon girl. I've been trying to find it but I can't seem to.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 20:54:06 2015 No.14475856 >>14475826 Okay, this is going places I think most people here would rather it not. How about we drop this, burn the remains, never speak of it again, and just go back to talking about waifus?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 20:56:19 2015 No.14475862 >>14475790 >they didn't fug and hook up What a bummer. >Kroger I actually live near one of those. Are you from the midwest too?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 20:57:45 2015 No.14475866 >>14475856 You started it. Like, what were you thinking?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 20:57:50 2015 No.14475867 File: 366 KB, 750x1500, Esdragon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14475840

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 20:59:04 2015 No.14475872

>>14475826
Remember
Male monsters aren't monster boys
Rubber forehead space chicks are all monster girls
And Japan is incapable of making furry content since they don't have a crazy furry fanbase

Tune in tomorrow for more stupid things the thread will say!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:00:06 2015 No.14475875 >>14475867 Thanks mate. That image doesn't seem to be uploaded anywhere.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:02:45 2015 No.14475882 >>14475872 Those three statements are so dumb they absolutely HAD to be made by the same mong.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:03:03 2015 No.14475884 >>14475866 He wasn't. But this conversation already happened earlier in the thread. You should let it drop.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:04:06 2015 No.14475892 Gimme a short story scenario with a Dragon (or a Jabberwock, Ryu, Wurm, or Wyvern)

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:05:16 2015 No.14475899 >>14475892 Two characters meet and they fuck. The end.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:05:54 2015 No.14475903 >>14475892 Loli Ryu has a raincloud stuck over her head and she doesn't know why.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:05:55 2015 No.14475904 >>14475899 10/10 wud fap again

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:06:22 2015 No.14475905

>>14475816
I want to slowly and gently make love to my kobold daughter with her sitting on my lap, clasping her little paws around my waist and panting as her mother sandwiches her from behind, pinching her pink little nipples and rubbing her back with those voluptuous breasts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:08:04 2015 No.14475912 >>14475882 It would be nice if it was only one, but there's two or three at least. Now how 'bout them sexy green orc girls? Would you tease one if you found her whitening her tusks for you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:08:36 2015 No.14475913 >>14475905 You're a good man anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:09:09 2015 No.14475915 >>14475912 >Green Orc girls Literally fuck off back to /tg/

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:09:46 2015 No.14475917 >>14475892 Depressed Dragon ends up being cheered up by a rogue she caught trying to steal from her hoard because he noticed that her heart just wasn't in it. They end up going on a few dates, falling in love, and getting married.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:09:58 2015 No.14475919 File: 829 KB, 1600x1452, 1446358261995.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14475892 Yandere tittymonster wyvern stalking her rider, whom she regards as her otouto.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:10:18 2015 No.14475921 >>14475915 Hey, fuck you, green orc girls a best. You leave.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:12:26 2015 No.14475928 File: 221 KB, 628x662, 14473935557141.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14475915 >Preferring bacon bits to this. I respect your taste, even if it's terrible.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:13:53 2015 No.14475933 File: 90 KB, 526x701, 1449801063335.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14475921 >>14475928 If I wanted to fuck a Green Orc I'd just make Thrall wear a dress.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:14:25 2015 No.14475935 >>14475928 I'm not putting my dick in there, her fangs are spooky. I will fondle and play with her tongue though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:14:38 2015 No.14475937 File: 37 KB, 656x815, 1447967287565.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14475928 What if we took the MGE beggin' strips, and made them green with some slight tusk action?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:15:06 2015 No.14475940 >>14475928 Bad anon. Shit taste is not to be respected, merely acknowledged. >>14475933 >I want to fuck a man I knew you were a faggot from the whole p'orc thing, but this seals it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:15:31 2015 No.14475941 >>14475933 Yeah, you're so above all that by wanting to fuck a pig instead. I'm just busting your balls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:15:56 2015 No.14475942 >>14475937 Did everyone forget that the term P'orc started in these threads as a way to distinguish piglike orcs from greenskinned orcs?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:17:18 2015 No.14475944 >>14475942 No. Didn't forget it as one of the good things we can credit to Bollocks either.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:18:11 2015 No.14475949 File: 446 KB, 804x1140, 1399838463581.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Draw your blade, whelp! Show me what you've got!" A Lizard Knight is challenging you to a fight, what do?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:19:32 2015 No.14475956 >>14475949 Fight her?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:19:38 2015 No.14475957 >>14475949 unzips dick

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:19:48 2015 No.14475959 >>14475949 fight her with every thing I got

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:20:28 2015 No.14475964 >>14475937 >tfw no group of bumbling, not-too-bright P'Orc henchwomen to order around.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:20:31 2015 No.14475965 >>14475942 I thought the term P'orc predated these threads? >>14475949 Feed her a burger in order to help her gain some mass on those twiggy appendages.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:20:55 2015 No.14475967
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>>14475940
>>14475941
If I must lay with the pigs to defeat the Saracen then in their pen I shall make my bed. My brood will sweep across the deserts of the south and scour the heretics from wherever they dwell, bringing with us the Gospel of His Holiness Most High, Bebopus Rocksteadyus.

That and Green Orcs only work if it's Amazon-level GOAT muscle girl tier who's surprisingly submissive in bed fight me faggots

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:21:01 2015 No.14475970 >>14475949 Tell her no I don't hit women

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:22:25 2015 No.14475974 File: 242 KB, 723x744, eatyourcrustritche.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14475083 >>14475084 >>14475086 >>14475087

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:22:26 2015 No.14475976 >>14475949 Defend myself with my oversized flashlight.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:22:28 2015 No.14475977 >>14475949 Time for some bareback competition

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:23:13 2015 No.14475980 File: 1.62 MB, 1776x2600, 14358907345.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14475949 I'll fight her, but if I win, I get to molest her fat tail!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:25:46 2015 No.14475986 >>14475974 And the day just went from good to great

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:26:44 2015 No.14475991 >>14475316 I've got nothing else better to do Shoot me some ideas

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:26:52 2015 No.14475992

>>14475967
Nope. Green jesus shaman bitches everywhere, faggot. Nothing but amazonian snu-snu in the lotus position, her abs twitching as you spear into her womb, her face next to yours, whispering and coaxing you to spill your mighty seed into her womb and breed her with powerful warriors. Stay with her forever, watch over them and her, teach them the ways of the sword as she teaches them her ancestral weaponsmithing and crude berserking axe-work.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:27:12 2015 No.14475995 >>14475974 >Fixed the stupid KC pauldrons and paws 10/10 Chimera

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:27:21 2015 No.14475996 >>14475974 Hold on a second friendo, are you the one that was working on that Chimera? If so, she looks pretty rad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:27:36 2015 No.14476000 >>14475991 Something involving a scientist

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:28:35 2015 No.14476007 >>14476000 Gee man, thats got my mind absolutely bursting with ideas. Not vague at all

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:29:17 2015 No.14476009 >>14475991 A gang of scary Monster Girl bikers.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:29:30 2015 No.14476010 File: 80 KB, 292x302, 1399927646723.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14475967 >spoiler

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:29:36 2015 No.14476012 >>14475996 Sorry, I'm not the original artist (inbunche), just trying to finish the lineart based upon his notes on the deviantart entry

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:30:37 2015 No.14476014 >>14476007 Sorry, I got nothing more than that, maybe a geologist?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:30:42 2015 No.14476016 >>14475949 Tell her I don't fight with swords, but I can fistfight. Then fight dirty as hell. Grab a fist full of boob and then punch her when she panics, stroke her tail when I pass before tripping her, that kind of thing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:31:05 2015 No.14476020 >>14475944 No, that faggot has only done wrong and bad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:31:23 2015 No.14476021 >>14475980 That can mean two things.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:31:39 2015 No.14476022 >>14476012 Either way it still looks pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:32:36 2015 No.14476024 >>14476021 What if I told you it was BOTH.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:32:57 2015 No.14476025 >>14475991 Use ManyEyedHydra's H-Verse as inspiration for a setting, only leave out the horrible death that follows the life-drain/soul vore he loves to put into his stories.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:33:14 2015 No.14476029 >>14475991 Shoggoth giving her master an under-the-desk buttjob.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:34:45 2015 No.14476033
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>>14476010
>Not wanting to plow a Green Orc from behind, grabbing onto her muscular buttocks
>Burying your face into her back
>Gouging out her tight Orc pussy with your manhood
>Not wanting to slap that ass and watch her green skin go red
>Not wanting her to give you a tusky kiss afterwards telling you to "fuck her like that more"
>Before she uses you like a dakimakura, still inside her

>>14475992
>Green Jesus everywhere
I swear to God faggot I will somehow find a way to travel back in time and punch Chris Metzen in the fucking face if you so much as mention that heretic's name one more time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:35:39 2015 No.14476035 >>14476033 Do it, fag.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:35:44 2015 No.14476037 >>14476029 I've never seen a Shoggoth's exposed, jiggling blue rump before.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:36:43 2015 No.14476041 >>14476035 Find me a car that can go 88 mph and disperse tachyons and I will.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:37:01 2015 No.14476045 File: 52 KB, 1280x720, 1365150302409.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14475949 Sorry but I'm here to be protected, if you're not strong enough to do it you're not worth my time. Where's the nearest amazon village?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:38:57 2015 No.14476051 File: 1.09 MB, 992x1403, 1447786647854.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14476037 I totally want to. Don't you as well?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:39:49 2015 No.14476054 File: 25 KB, 499x468, 1379382001646.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14476033 No I don't. Big muscle girls are for snu snu you fag.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:40:48 2015 No.14476057 File: 260 KB, 250x250, 1436114858721.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14476054 >>14476054 Yeah well fuck you there's no snu-snu writers here

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:41:00 2015 No.14476059 >>14476051 Well sure, but one can only fathom what she has stashed under all those clothes. She is an Eldritch monster after all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:42:03 2015 No.14476065 >>14476057 Well of course there aren't, good taste is something unusual these days.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:42:57 2015 No.14476072 >>14476057 >no snu-snu writers here That's blatantly untrue.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:42:59 2015 No.14476073 >>14476025 >Using ManyEyedHydra for ANYTHING

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:44:25 2015 No.14476076 File: 119 KB, 1024x530, CUya_nzXIAEGKvh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:45:03 2015 No.14476079 >>14475161 I'd smile, walk up, and give her a warm hug before going to brush my teeth.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:45:58 2015 No.14476083 >>14476076 Ah! A feral Monster Girl! Thank goodness it's tied up! They can be dangerous!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:46:17 2015 No.14476084 >>14476059 I know what she has. A big, slightly jiggly butt.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:47:22 2015 No.14476089 >>14476072 Name one snu-snu writer who did anything memorable. I fucking dare you. >>14476065 My taste is infallible because I am unshackled by the creative doctrines of the thread. Furries can still go to Hell

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:47:22 2015 No.14476090 >>14476076 Are those heart pupils? She's getting untied and snuggled with.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:47:39 2015 No.14476091 >>14476076 >no fluffy tail

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:48:23 2015 No.14476094

>>14476073
He's a pretty good writer, but the fatal aspects always kill the boner at the absolute worst moment. There's some other aspects of his writing I could always nitpick, but technically speaking, he's very competent, and his descriptive writing is very good.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:49:25 2015 No.14476099 File: 415 KB, 666x1000, 51696064_p20.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I need a maid

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:50:20 2015 No.14476104 I wanna adopt a baby Wurm that other foster parents claim is too hard to deal with!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:50:52 2015 No.14476107 >>14476094 He uses Groucho Marxisms wayyyy too fucking much.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:51:30 2015 No.14476110 File: 301 KB, 782x1000, M-Meow!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14476099 Cat maids are the best.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:52:04 2015 No.14476113 >>14476089 >Name one snu-snu writer who did anything memorable. >anything memorable I guess I can't, but you moved the goalposts.

BarenakedAnon Fri Dec 11 21:52:08 2015 No.14476115

>>14476009
>The sun scorches down onto the dry desert sands and blistering hot highway.
>A bird of prey screes in the distance
>Along this empty, desolate stretch of road like a low, run down building
>The woods all crooked, the paints all peelings, and the top left window has a nasty crack running up the side
>Hanging from a rusty chain out front reads in decaying old letters, 'Mama Chirma's'
>Inside the building its about a degree or two lower, and the average person would be fucking drenched in sweat.A lonely, twitching jukebox sits in the corner
>Strewn about across the various tables and chairs are a group of snake monster girls relaxing in the heat
>With slicked back hair and leather jackets, they
>Were the Tunnels Snakes
>They laid and stretched out along the bar, taking in the heat and warmth. One of the new members, realizing her hair was not slicked back to truly RULE, flipped out a comb and combed back her hair. But she forgot one important thing
>She was a Medusa, and now she just injured her half her hair. Sheepishly, she puts her comb away.
>Suddenly, a thundering roar awakes them all from their malade. Down the melting asphalt rides a pack of motorcycles.
>Pulling in front of the building, they dismount their vehicles, fur adorning their bodies, their back strewn with the phrase 'Bone Lovers'
>Their pierce through the bar, jolting awake the relaxing snakes
>Their leader slithers up, a burning hot fury making the area even hotter
>"Who the hell are you?! This is OUR turf! Beat it, if you know what's good for ya!"
>Pushing aside her subordinates, the lead Bone Lover steps forward. Scorching eyes, burning hot body, both sexually and physically, deliciously toned muscles.
>"Don't know who you are either. To me y'all look like a bunch a little scalies."
>Rage engulfs the leader, "DO YOU KNOW WHO WE ARE? WE'RE THE TUNNEL SNAKES! AND WE RU-"
>PUNCH OF THE ALMIGHTY
>The snake goes flying into the back of the room.
>And the fight was on.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:52:12 2015 No.14476116 >>14476104 >Not just working at the Wurm orphanage where it would end up anyway

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:52:49 2015 No.14476118 >>14476099 Timpopo chang?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:53:05 2015 No.14476119 >>14476107 I don't know what that is, but something tells me that I'm going to agree with you when you describe it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:53:19 2015 No.14476121 >>14476024 I would give you a thumbs up

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:54:09 2015 No.14476126 >>14476119 The sarcastic exchanges between characters like the guy in Interrocution.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:54:51 2015 No.14476131 >>14476115 ho?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:55:24 2015 No.14476137 >>14476115 Aww yis.

>>	BarenakedAnon Fri Dec 11 21:57:31 2015 No.14476145 >>14476131 If that was supposed to be 'who?' im just a moderately mediocre old writefag who only ever did like 4 or 5 stories under a new name

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:58:30 2015 No.14476148

>>14476126
I don't recall too much of that sort of thing, but again, it's been a while since I read any of his stuff. I definitely remember seeing some recurring issues in his dialogue, so that might just be one of the things I picked up on but never really thought about.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:00:06 2015 No.14476153 >>14476145 I almost want to do a guessing game as to what handle you used previously, but it's still nice to see you in that regard. CYOA?

>>	BarenakedAnon Fri Dec 11 22:00:39 2015 No.14476154 >>14476153 I wish

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:03:09 2015 No.14476159 File: 665 KB, 800x1200, 1449889389305.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:03:32 2015 No.14476160 >>14476113 Fine then. Name one snu-snu writer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:05:14 2015 No.14476164 File: 78 KB, 600x800, 124058305345.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14476159 UNF I like me some Monster Girls in bikinis.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:05:34 2015 No.14476166 >>14476154 Ah. >>14476160 Not him, but RS and Penywise.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:06:56 2015 No.14476173 File: 547 KB, 1100x869, 50343525_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14476164 One of the best things to exist

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:08:33 2015 No.14476179

>>14475949
>Take my left index finger and point it forward
>Wrap my right hand over it to make it look like I'm holding a sword
>Suddenly the entire air 3 feet from my body distorts and crows fly off, animals charge away, and bash against cages
>"Have I mentioned...I'm a virgin?"
>A chill runs down her spine.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:10:50 2015 No.14476184 >>14476179 >"T-The virgin with the seven scars!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:11:07 2015 No.14476186 >>14475949 Cower in fear and hope she goes away.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:12:37 2015 No.14476191 File: 777 KB, 1576x2000, BREAK THEIR RANKS, TRAMPLE THEM UNDERFOOT.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Accept the love of Undead Pussy Kingdom! I mean Horse Pussy Kingdom!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:13:12 2015 No.14476192 >>14476159 >>14476164 I need more fluffy tails for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:14:16 2015 No.14476195 >>14476191 Not even undeath can make horsepussy worth while.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:14:40 2015 No.14476197 >>14476191 Centaur Deathknights are scary! But also cute in a mayadere sort of way.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:15:16 2015 No.14476199 File: 609 KB, 929x1386, 961e4405ba3858de9add24cc5226e5a5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14476192 Well, buy something then. Fluffy tails ain't free.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:15:52 2015 No.14476200 File: 657 KB, 842x938, 1441481220642.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14476192 The best fluffy tails are the fluffy tails with a volume larger than their owner.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:16:06 2015 No.14476201 File: 207 KB, 716x1011, Fox Sweater.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14476192 here you go

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:17:15 2015 No.14476207 >>14476199 This Fox sure has a bit of an attitude.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:17:39 2015 No.14476210 File: 144 KB, 520x560, fluffy snake.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14476192 Fluffy snake tail

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:18:24 2015 No.14476212 >>14476207 She's been getting bad lessons from her tanuki friends. Will you correct her with lewd punishment?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:19:22 2015 No.14476218 >>14476200 That Fox has seen us! Quick! Catch it before it can run back to it's shrine!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:20:38 2015 No.14476220 File: 398 KB, 600x842, 2babbbe82f21fc383b040bed3c6ef973.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:21:00 2015 No.14476221 File: 796 KB, 935x1306, 1448217180336.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14476212 >Foxes and Tanuki >Friends

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:21:36 2015 No.14476224 >>14476212 I would, but her Kumiho onee-san would bully me back and possibly eat my liver.

BarenakedAnon Fri Dec 11 22:22:10 2015 No.14476226

>>14476029
>You've finally done it
>After countless years of underhandedness, study, murder, and overall evilness, you've finally finished the ingredients for the summoning ritual
>A'LA AKBU, CANTU ST'OMP'U THA TRU'UMPI, DO'UD WE'ID LMAO
>Lights flash, incense burns, the very laws of nature itself twist and contort in the monstrosity of reality
>You exert all your power and will into the summoning, as the Elder God takes form in our world
>With a final exert you push Shoggoth through into this world.
>Its finally done. It is complete. The Elder God is here.
>With great excitement, you vision begins to clear
>Shaggoth begins to take shape as yours eyes ad- OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK
>ITS SO SEXY. BUT IT CANNOT BE
>THOSE BREASTS OF ANTEDILUVIAN EVIL
>THOSE LEGS THAT EYES SHOULD NOT SEE
>AND THAT ASS. OH GOD, THAT UNSPEAKABLE, INCOMPREHENSIBLE ASS
>Your mind begins to shatter as this sexy Lovecraftian monster stands before you
>It speaks unspeakable words, that translate themselves in the very being of your soul, like a nightmare leaving your with a cold sweat and sticky pants.
>"Human, thou hath brought me here. I am grateful, and I require nourishment, which I will take from thee."
>Wait what?!
>Oh God, she's about to eat you!
>Wait... she isn't
>She's pushed you on the ground and has ripped off your robe, your naked body displayed to the God-like being
>She then starts to grind on your penis with her UNSPEAKABLE ASS
>And much like how her mere appearance is mind-shattering, the pleasure from this simply grinding is mind-breaking.
>Your dick almost immediately goes stiff, as if under command from the great beyond
>Her ASS OF UNIVERSAL EMPTINESS starts sliding up and down your dick
>She then takes her HANDS OF THE UNKNOWN, spreads her cheeks apart, and places your dick between her cheeks, and begins sliding up in down.
>As the Elder God hotdogs your dick, she takes her HANDS OF EMNITY and begins squeezing her cheeks onto your dick with great pressure.
(1/2)

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:22:32 2015 No.14476228 >>14476221 Even foxes can be caught in the wrong sort of crowd. >>14476224 Then you better fuck that kumiho and make her your wife.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:23:16 2015 No.14476230 File: 855 KB, 800x800, 3e195a66e20c21e51980a7f46cfa0738.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:23:46 2015 No.14476233 >>14476179 Are we seriously going to push this 'Virgins are badasses in Monster Girl World' thing?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:24:08 2015 No.14476235 File: 240 KB, 944x873, 1449675543544.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14476218 Shoot her with the aphrodesiac rifle!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:25:17 2015 No.14476236 File: 251 KB, 900x948, sailor anubutt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14475442

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:25:22 2015 No.14476237 >>14476226 oh my

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:25:30 2015 No.14476239 File: 3.23 MB, 2952x3543, 1449890730366.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:26:25 2015 No.14476243 >>14476239 inferior fox thing

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:26:34 2015 No.14476246 >>14476236 Bless you Snibako.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:27:11 2015 No.14476248 >>14476233 You don't stay a virgin in a Monster Girl world easily Anon. You need to be smart, fast, or strong to keep yourself pure for so long.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:27:52 2015 No.14476250 >>14476236 This place has the best drawfags.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:29:53 2015 No.14476255 >>14476239 Why am I so weak for sharkteeth?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:29:58 2015 No.14476256 Why do people hate devil bugs so much?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:30:19 2015 No.14476257 >>14476256 They're gross.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:32:01 2015 No.14476261 >>14476256 2 words anon devil bug there is your answer. be glad it's not a mantishit or a faggoty alp.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:33:51 2015 No.14476266 File: 388 KB, 570x810, 8c3a0a782b777e545d1636b89eebe393.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Since there are a lot of foxfags around, do you guys like the slit iris eyes, or human style eyes on your fox women? Example provided.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:34:34 2015 No.14476268 >>14476266 Slit obviously

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:34:41 2015 No.14476269 File: 241 KB, 495x800, No Bullying Best Kitsune.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14476243 Guess you just hate getting the best blowjob / tongue jobs. And Handjobs. Also Anal. ...Wait a minute you're some kind of Alp aren't you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:34:58 2015 No.14476270 >>14476266 Slit eyes are more exotic. So that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:35:55 2015 No.14476271 >>14476266 Slit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:36:20 2015 No.14476272 >>14476257 What makes them gross?

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:36:20 2015 No.14476273

>>14476248
>Little David remember Kindergarten.
>The Oni and Jinko who got him into detention with them to rape him.
>How he hid from them, in the vents, in a desk, even behind the bookshelf.
>How his instincts took over and he put each in a sleeper hold and knocked them out.
>He never forgot that day as he became a shadow in the world.
>He's only an 18 year old virgin

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:36:25 2015 No.14476274 >>14476266 slit, like actual fox eyes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:36:41 2015 No.14476275 >>14476266 Slit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:37:17 2015 No.14476276 >>14476261 >mantishit Opinion discarded.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:37:32 2015 No.14476277 >>14476266 Slit is objectively superior.

BarenakedAnon Fri Dec 11 22:41:49 2015 No.14476289

>>14476226
>Your hips jerk and buck at the sensation.
>She squeezes your penis at various points at varying pressures, occasionally applying pressure to completely wrap and squeeze around your dick as her ass slides up and down
>Your getting so close to orgasm, you can practically feel it
>Her body begins to go faster and faster, practically bouncing on your dick
>You're literally right there
>She stops her movements
>Wha?!
>Before you can react, she repositions herself so that your tip is directly pointing at her anus, and plunges in
>To the hilt
>The tightness of her ass is greater than the accumulation of infinity
>Along the walls of her ass are unspeakable things, things I cannot put to words
>But they were all over your dick, doing unspeakable things to it
>And at the very end of her ass, where your tip was, you could feel a tentacle from beyond infinity squirm around and torture your stationary tip.
>The result of it all was too much to bear, and you came hard into the ass of the Shoggoth
>Breathing raggedly, you lay back, your mind and dick seemingly shattered.
>"You are a good servant to me, human. I shall keep you for further amounts of nourishment like this. Now sleep."
>As the world fades the void, you cannot begin to comprehend on what this means to you

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:43:34 2015 No.14476297 >>14476289 So is he going to wake up the next morning with a Shoggoth Medio that he swears he always had, or what? Because imagine if you pulled up your sheets and you saw your maid emerging from the bed with your dick in her mouth.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:47:01 2015 No.14476303 >>14476289 >As the world fades the void, you cannot begin to comprehend on what this means to you Pretty sure it means you're married now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:47:22 2015 No.14476305 >>14476266 No real preference, though slit eyes make them a little more aggressive.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:49:32 2015 No.14476309 >>14476289 Nice stuff. Thanks writefag.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:52:04 2015 No.14476317 File: 700 KB, 992x1402, fox-44.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14476266 Slit eyes. Gotta be red!

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:58:07 2015 No.14476328
File: 402 KB, 709x900, Witch.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

I must unburden my guilty conscience,
I admit it,
I'm a sucker for the witch!
May god have mercy on my wicked soul,
I can't help myself,
I'm a sucker for the witch!
I might deny her, but my heart will never resist,
I can't help myself, I'm a sucker!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 23:00:33 2015 No.14476333 >>14476328 Dat ass tho.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 23:00:58 2015 No.14476336 >>14476266 Slit. Criminally uncommon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 23:06:42 2015 No.14476349 File: 2 KB, 107x125, 1449769850737s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Girta Kunoichi.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 23:06:49 2015 No.14476350 File: 348 KB, 540x720, 1449893209459.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14476266

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 23:07:15 2015 No.14476352 >>14476349 Isn't that an ant girl?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 23:07:20 2015 No.14476353 >>14476236 Beautiful.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 23:07:24 2015 No.14476354 >>14476349 >s You goofed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 23:08:51 2015 No.14476357 >>14476352 >>14476354 Well fuck me, I saved a thumbnail. Anyone got the full version?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 23:08:52 2015 No.14476358 >>14476349 Why'd you post a blank image?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 23:17:55 2015 No.14476378 File: 159 KB, 601x700, 1449769850737.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nevermind, found it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 23:30:25 2015 No.14476409 Do Undead Kingdoms have Christmas themed festivities?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 23:32:22 2015 No.14476412 >>14476409 I'd rather one that lived in a perpetual state of Dia de los Muertos

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 23:34:55 2015 No.14476419 File: 66 KB, 1151x590, Festival of the Dead.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14476412 It'd certainly be lively.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 23:36:29 2015 No.14476421 >>14476409 Yeah, they have plas based on the story in which a miserly wight is visited by the boys of Christmas past, present and future and learns the meaning of the holiday.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 23:39:09 2015 No.14476426 File: 264 KB, 618x1280, 34213887_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 23:40:08 2015 No.14476431 >>14476421 so they get gangbanged and cumflated until they gain the desire to share the joy of shota dong with all and sundry?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 23:40:28 2015 No.14476432 >>14474928 I'll take option 4, boss.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 23:44:58 2015 No.14476446 >>14476431 What? The wight gets taught about charity and goodwill, no gangbanging at all. But the roles of the Christmas Three are dressed in risque outfits.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 23:46:07 2015 No.14476448 >>14474969 >Implying I have a conscience. I'll take this one. I was gonna go for lifting to lick delicious abs, but the Chimaera has some anyway. Plus I get to hatefuck both the Cheshire and the Tanuki. Win/win really.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 23:46:58 2015 No.14476449 >>14476426 what a cutie

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 23:48:06 2015 No.14476453 >>14476431 What

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 23:49:21 2015 No.14476458 File: 79 KB, 497x1024, 1449895761161.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you a Yeti?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 23:50:12 2015 No.14476462 >>14476458 Not that one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 23:50:40 2015 No.14476463 >>14473520 >tfw no thick thighed elf imouto to impregnate

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 23:51:52 2015 No.14476464 >>14476458 She's cute and nobody can convince me otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 23:55:04 2015 No.14476468 >>14476458 She looks like she needs someone who would

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 23:56:35 2015 No.14476473 >>14476458 Purge? Yes

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 23:56:53 2015 No.14476474 File: 548 KB, 1094x1000, 1449252975140.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14476463 Here you go.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 23:58:14 2015 No.14476478 File: 166 KB, 512x512, 1449896294815.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14476462 >>14476473

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 00:00:22 2015 No.14476486 >>14476478 She is still alive The work is not done yet Thomas yeti a shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 00:01:18 2015 No.14476489 >>14476486 She's cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 00:01:19 2015 No.14476490 >>14476474 >Hips are wider than her shoulders My little sister's ass can't be this fat!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 00:16:22 2015 No.14476526 >>14476474 Needs to be bigger.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 00:18:16 2015 No.14476531 File: 336 KB, 800x686, 1434693283180.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are you a cool enough dude to lick chocolate off your waifu's ass?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 00:20:09 2015 No.14476532 >>14476531 Ick.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 00:20:34 2015 No.14476534 >>14476531 Uh, yeah. She isn't quite as large though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 00:22:24 2015 No.14476536 So what are you doing for Crabman's Birthday? did you make him something nice /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 00:23:32 2015 No.14476538 >>14476532 >>14476534 Don't be a faggot anon. There's a difference between pleasantly plump and fat ass

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 00:24:13 2015 No.14476540 >>14476531 Not so fast. Let it trickle down those thick, meaty thighs first.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 00:24:19 2015 No.14476541 File: 735 KB, 750x1000, YogurtSpill.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14476526 >>14476490 >>14476531

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 00:24:39 2015 No.14476543 >>14476536 Ask /a/

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 00:25:07 2015 No.14476544 >>14476536 That furry enabler can go to hell for all I care.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 00:26:14 2015 No.14476545 >>14476541 You can go bigger than that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 00:27:10 2015 No.14476549 >>14476536 I'm going to kidnap him, give him a little hermit crab hat, and force him to draw nothing but pictures of Miia till he dies!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 00:28:07 2015 No.14476551 File: 208 KB, 361x691, 1441683379283.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14476544 If its about that damn browser game please kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 00:29:22 2015 No.14476555 File: 266 KB, 360x521, 1444345147696.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14476549

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 00:29:38 2015 No.14476556 >>14476551 Back to /v/ with you. Or /b/, seeing as you'd defend furry.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 00:31:14 2015 No.14476558 >>14476556 Anon we don't like what they added either, but be thankful you still get your waifus in the game

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 00:31:27 2015 No.14476559 >>14476538 Look, I just like my girls on the petite side.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 00:32:51 2015 No.14476564 [DELETED]

>>14476551
Nah, probably just autism. You know, like when frothy-mouthed fans go ballistic and destroy all their fan goods because their favourite idol or VA made eye contact with a man.

If they do one thing anons don't like among the dozens of things anons do like, clearly it's not an overreaction to demand their crucifixion.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 00:33:24 2015 No.14476566 >>14476558 I'd rather have nothing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 00:36:11 2015 No.14476576 >>14476564 Right, because there is no way anyone could've ever hated crabmans haremshit before. Nope, straight up impossible.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 00:36:45 2015 No.14476577 >>14476566 >I'd rather have nothing. Then logically it's better to leave /mgt/ than for your holy eyes to briefly gaze upon the occasional Polt picture. Your presence will surely be missed. Bye.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 00:38:04 2015 No.14476579 >>14476558 What waifus? They all loke average at best Only miiafag and other EMG fags will be happy

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 00:39:09 2015 No.14476580 >>14476577 Or, I just ignore furry lovers. Yeah, I'm gonna go with that one I think.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 00:41:06 2015 No.14476586 >>14476580 So it isn't better to have nothing. You'd rather have the rare furry if you can have MG content. Could have just said so.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 00:42:56 2015 No.14476588 >>14476586 Reading comprehension is your friend anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 00:43:21 2015 No.14476589 File: 281 KB, 800x1385, 53820868_p6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 00:44:19 2015 No.14476591 >>14476577 Or you could just not post furry things outside of /b/ faggot. Logically, it's better to enforce board rules than have to put up with furfags.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 00:47:06 2015 No.14476595
File: 190 KB, 640x1050, censored PRWs daki demon catsuit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

I'm pretty sure I don't have to worry about censoring but better to be safe than sorry.

uncensored: http://snibako.tumblr.com/post/135029381709/some-mgg-stuff-daki-demon-from-prws
again, mind the tags

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 00:47:29 2015 No.14476597 >>14476588 >I'd rather have nothing >I'd rather have something and ignore the bits I don't like Unless those two were by different anons, I'm not sure you fully grasp the meaning of "having nothing"

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 00:51:12 2015 No.14477059 >>14476595 It's nice to see PRW finally get some art. Good work Snibako.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 00:51:35 2015 No.14477060 >>14476597 Nor do you grasp who "furry lovers" refers to.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 00:56:43 2015 No.14477071 File: 488 KB, 1056x1100, Tittybird.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to make eggs with a tittybird.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 00:58:33 2015 No.14477079 >>14477071 Jubjub's not bad, but if we're filling nests with busty harpies I'd rather a gandharva. Best not to have to worry about my daughter hatching prematurely and raping some poor man and all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 00:59:27 2015 No.14477083 >>14477079 I like to think Humpty Eggs can only happen in wonderland.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 00:59:58 2015 No.14477084 [DELETED]

>>14477060
Not that anon you're talking to, but it seems that one guy (you?) is defining furry lover as "anyone who isn't boycotting crabman stuff". And by extension, anyone who isn't boycotting KC stuff (since KC also drew a furry girl or two).

So yes, logically, very few people would understand your definition of furry lover if you're hijacking the term and unilaterally redefining it like that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 01:00:46 2015 No.14477087 >>14477083 Why risk it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 01:02:58 2015 No.14477094 >>14477087 Because Jubjubs are olev and my headcanon is airtight.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 01:03:23 2015 No.14477096 >>14477083 I think the idea is pretty stupid all around regardless. That aside, there's something wonderful about a girl that could write a ballad about your dick to get your dick up so you can put it in her. Also, brown.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 01:03:47 2015 No.14477099 File: 184 KB, 1406x810, flamethrower.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14476589

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 01:03:53 2015 No.14477100 [DELETED]

>>14477084
autists follow their own internal logic and expect everyone else to follow along anon. don't engage. just avoid eye contact and move along.

also avoid making eye contact with the shirohebis too. they also follow their own internal logic of an entirely different kind.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 01:04:28 2015 No.14477102 >>14477094 Pressurized birdbrain airhead potato cannon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 01:05:02 2015 No.14477105 >>14477096 >That aside, there's something wonderful about a girl that could write a ballad about your dick Sounds too much like those friendzoned high school betas who make mix tapes and poetry for their OLEV.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 01:07:05 2015 No.14477112 >>14477105 I fail to see the problem if she's not friendzoned. The way those songs work she'd probably at least get dick for the night anyway unless she's godawful, but that would generally be unexpected.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 01:09:46 2015 No.14477117 >>14477059 Th-thanks you too. ty based mod/janitor

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 01:12:42 2015 No.14477125 File: 1.66 MB, 960x540, 1449863186822.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Game soon It's gonna be shit, but it's worth it for Miia

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 01:13:12 2015 No.14477126 >>14477112 >Muh standards Honestly, you're acting like if a half-naked, physically and emotionally flawless girl wanted your D like you wouldn't just drop your pants then and there as soon as she asked nicely.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 01:14:01 2015 No.14477131 File: 294 KB, 1200x1000, 1449022330177.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14477071 Built for babymaking.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 01:14:36 2015 No.14477132 >>14477125 I'm expecting it to be almost exactly like Kancolle but with MGs. Not sure if I'll play it because Kancolle has my soul in a vicegrip.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 01:15:51 2015 No.14477134 >>14477132 If the Abyssals were usable, would KanColle officially claim your soul?

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 01:17:15 2015 No.14477141

>>14477126
I never said anything about standards though. I never said anything about anything you mentioned in your post, I only stated I liked gandharva better due to magical sex songs, delicious brown and not laying eggs that can potentially pop out a child even less (apparently)intelligent than its mother (on average).

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 01:17:54 2015 No.14477143

>>14477132
Speaking of, I saw a kancolle /general/ style thread on /a/ today. Does that mean the blanket ban on (non-anime) generals is now lifted? Or did the mods just go to sleep the last 12 hours?

Might mean we're no longer exiled from /a/ if they lifted the ban.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 01:17:54 2015 No.14477144 >>14477134 I'd be right-diddly-fucked if that were to happen. RIP money, RIP time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 01:21:28 2015 No.14477152 >>14477143 A kancolle thread from /a/ got moved here the other day, I don't know what the deal is.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 01:22:19 2015 No.14477155 >>14477125 After learning of one of the VAs involved, I'm actually quite curious about it

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 01:24:57 2015 No.14477157 >>14477143 Do you really want to go back there?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 01:26:29 2015 No.14477161 >>14477143 Non anime generals have always been fine depending on what they are (buyfag, DJT ect.) We just got moved with that as an exuse because mods don't like us

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 01:28:41 2015 No.14477164 >>14477132 >Kancolle >small c >>14477143 >>14477152 >kancolle >small k >small c >Might mean we're no longer exiled from /a/ if they lifted the ban. You spoke too soon. A thread with 400+ posts just got deleted.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 01:28:56 2015 No.14477165 >>14477134 If the Abyssals were usable/fuckable I'd actually play it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 01:30:40 2015 No.14477169 >>14477164 I believe people spell Kancolle that way on purpose.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 01:31:48 2015 No.14477171 >>14477164 Peeves like that are the reason I've decided to start adding 'sample-' to booru images I save at full size.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 01:32:39 2015 No.14477174

>>14477164
It's great if you get your stiffys from being a grammar nazi, but if there's one place not to do it, it's jp. Because, you know, Japanese characters aren't capitalized or lower case. Hell, it isn't even really kancolle but closer to "kankoreh" based on 艦これ.

Basically it's like being a anal-retentive clean freak on the muddy contact rugby team.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 01:53:32 2015 No.14477205 File: 420 KB, 1187x1800, 1449903212415.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 01:59:41 2015 No.14477212 File: 105 KB, 629x849, 1426531141947.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Beware! The Lord of the Land approaches!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 01:59:56 2015 No.14477214 >>14475390 I think I'm that guy. I said I like greentext better for writefagging that comes out of here, not writing in general.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 02:00:00 2015 No.14477215 File: 367 KB, 1003x1594, 53012118_p3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 02:01:03 2015 No.14477219 >>14477212 Silly wanwan thinks she's the Pharaoh. Silly wanwan.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 02:04:10 2015 No.14477224 >>14477205 I would that reindeer

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 02:05:36 2015 No.14477226 File: 672 KB, 1000x900, 1448531910153.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is it getting cold out there for you guys?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 02:05:44 2015 No.14477227 >>14477205 Remember when Z-Ton used to do stuff that wasn't Horse NTR? that was a good time

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 02:06:58 2015 No.14477228 >>14477226 Haha, nope. Help

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 02:07:05 2015 No.14477229 >>14477226 Nope, it went down to 50 degrees a week or two ago but now we're back in the 70's. Thanks Texas.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 02:09:09 2015 No.14477232 >>14477226 >>14477229 Yeah, it was 80 degrees here yesterday and today. Kill me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 02:10:52 2015 No.14477237 File: 560 KB, 764x1200, Glacies younger design.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14477226 Yeah getting ready to hold hands and walk in the snow, get snowflake patterened scarf

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 02:14:44 2015 No.14477252 >>14477226 Yep. It'd be nicer if there was snow on the ground to go with it though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 02:14:49 2015 No.14477253 >>14475488 A certain amount of arrogance is needed to ignore critics and experiment. Likewise, some pride is needed to be tenacious.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 02:15:01 2015 No.14477255 >>14477227 Horse NTR was weird, but still had a happy ending. Bat NTR is much worse.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 02:16:56 2015 No.14477265 File: 611 KB, 800x480, 1421044271748.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14477174 >implying Also https://twitter.com/KanColle_STAFF

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 02:19:47 2015 No.14477273 I had a nightmare about alps I'm safe right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 02:21:33 2015 No.14477277 >>14477265 >Anal about formatting of the name "KanColle" >posts official wallpaper that says "Kan Colle" as two separate words. You sure showed him, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 02:22:22 2015 No.14477279 File: 57 KB, 720x720, 303095_250783224961948_5086850_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14477226 Tsurara-chan is cute! Cute!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 02:23:22 2015 No.14477282 >>14477273 A nightmare about Alps huh...? http://exhentai.org/g/842741/d59f29abc2/

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 02:23:28 2015 No.14477284 >>14477226 It's summer, why the fuck would it be getting colder mate?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 02:23:28 2015 No.14477285 >>14477277 >>14457619

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 02:25:29 2015 No.14477294 >>14477277 One random stranger on the internet doesn't like it. We better shut it all down! Call the kancole police!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 02:28:22 2015 No.14477303 >>14477285 I was just about to ask why it mattered that canned e.coli was typed out as kancolle. Thanks for the insight, Anonymous.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 02:33:03 2015 No.14477325 >>14476266 Slit is objectively superior on almost any monster

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 02:33:08 2015 No.14477327 >>14477303 In a nutshell, it's the mark of cancerous communities like Himeuta and the wikia. Or even worse, Facebook.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 02:35:07 2015 No.14477333 >>14477285 >You should stop because one anon gets triggered. >TRIGGERED That's basically like begging everyone who reads it to do the exact opposite. Like being a human boy in tight short-shorts saying, "Don't rape me please."

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 02:35:28 2015 No.14477334 >>14477226 Nope, it's hit 40 celsius a few times these last weeks. that's 104 for you claps

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 02:36:15 2015 No.14477336 File: 93 KB, 576x594, animu scared.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14477333 >unironically wearing short shorts

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 02:37:01 2015 No.14477339 >>14476595 Neat

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 02:41:00 2015 No.14477348 >>14477226 She was best girl. I read most of that silly manga just for her rare moments. Why couldn't it have just been a nice mellow snow-waifu story?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 02:42:18 2015 No.14477352 >>14477336 How do you ironically wear short shorts?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 02:42:45 2015 No.14477354 File: 223 KB, 500x803, 1449906165703.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What are you degenerates talking about Kancolle-ambiopolis for?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 02:44:02 2015 No.14477359 >>14477354 Because >Kancolle >small c Yeah, that's literally it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 02:44:39 2015 No.14477361 >>14477354 That Yeti is a weirdo. She looks funny. I mean, I'd fuck her, but still. Weirdo.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 02:47:56 2015 No.14477370 >>14477336 >Not liking the cool breeze on your thighs

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 02:48:38 2015 No.14477372 File: 99 KB, 614x425, 304209_249237588449845_4216616_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14477348 The cutest! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYsv1BVHROU

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 02:54:15 2015 No.14477389

Anon!
Which jinko sister would you go for?
The normal, slightly toned one?
The tall, muscled one whom everyone mistakes for a dire jinko?
The slightly lazy, slightly chubby one with big breasts who loves movies?
The little loli one who is actually the oldest?
The tomboyish, bottom heavy one who wears spats?
or all of them in a great,chuffing cuddle pile?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 02:54:23 2015 No.14477390 >>14475710 >boat

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 02:55:42 2015 No.14477391 >>14477389 The big lazy chubby onee-san one! I want to cuddle her and give her snacks like a good otouto.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 02:57:48 2015 No.14477394 >>14477389 The lazy one and the tomboy. I'd give me a great reason to train harder, so I can please both of them. Why choose between Life and Hometown when you can have both?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 03:00:48 2015 No.14477402 >>14477391 Just get ready for enthusiastic jinko cuddles when she naps. >>14477394 Just make sure you're ready for when they both want cubsl

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 03:01:13 2015 No.14477404 >>14477370 > cool breeze on your thighs > being able to feel the breeze = no leg hair ALP DETECTED

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 03:01:14 2015 No.14477405 >>14477389 gibs me dat tomboy

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 03:03:44 2015 No.14477406 Good night Anons, take care and remember to make sure that your lich is properly fed for the day ahead. They're such studious girls that they sometimes forget to eat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 03:04:59 2015 No.14477409 >>14477405 Just get ready for phat kitty booty. It is large, in charge, and quite squeezable.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 03:06:18 2015 No.14477415 >>14477409 Oooohhhh Baby!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 03:06:20 2015 No.14477416 >>14477402 I'll be fine with cuddles, but only if I can give her more Hathor Milk and sweets to make her softer to cuddle

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 03:07:33 2015 No.14477420 So what is it about canKolle that makes it so big it has its own general thread? Isn't it just a mobage and doujin magnet?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 03:07:43 2015 No.14477421 >>14477406 We are talking about semen here right.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 03:07:59 2015 No.14477422 >>14477415 If you want. You can even go swimming with her so that you can see her two piece suit's bottom part get stretched across it and oil it up when she goes to sun herself. Then you could have a big bootied, tan tomboy jinko.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 03:08:25 2015 No.14477424

>>14477402
I'll try my best to please both of them.
Just imagine them using their generous asses to give you a buttjob to get you going.
Imagine the primal, sweaty, passionate sex as you release inside both of them again and again and again and again until you're all to exhausted and fall asleep in a cuddlepile.
Imaging coming home years later and getting swarmed by your cute daughterus who want to hear all about your day while your beloved wives look on in amusement.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 03:08:57 2015 No.14477425 >>14477420 >literal ban if you play on a phone >mobage

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 03:09:02 2015 No.14477426 >>14477421 If you want to go that route then yes, spirit energy crystals are another, blander option.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 03:09:42 2015 No.14477427 >>14477404 Not him, and certainly not an alp, but why does having no leg hair mean being an alp? I want to get rid of mine because even when I clean it it's just uncomfortable.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 03:09:55 2015 No.14477428 >>14477420 A lot of waifus. I'd play the shit out of it if it had any of the actually good ships from the pacific war.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 03:10:21 2015 No.14477429 >>14477416 Be careful Anon. If she gets too soft then she won't be able to hunt and her sisters will poke fun at her. She'd just be an oversized lap cat!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 03:10:27 2015 No.14477430 File: 67 KB, 800x600, 1449907827061.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14477361 I'm sure she thinks you're a weirdo too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 03:10:29 2015 No.14477431 >>14477427 >tfw you shave yours because you swim faster without it

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 03:11:08 2015 No.14477434 >>14477425 I don't know shit about it other than the fact that I want to put my penis in abyssals.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 03:11:23 2015 No.14477436 >>14477429 That's fine, I'll cook for her, so she won't need to hunt!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 03:11:33 2015 No.14477437 >>14477429 Unf. I'd love a lap cat Jink. I'd do such lewdly cuddly things with her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 03:12:23 2015 No.14477438 >>14477427 >>14477431 I want to shave mine, but there's just so damn much of it, and I know it'll just grow back in a day or two, and that seems like a lot of tedious effort a tad too frequently...

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 03:13:36 2015 No.14477441 >>14477427 True, but wearing tight short shorts that show off those toned, tanned thighs and the almost flat-butt... Yep, that's a clear sign of an alp there Not that I wouldn't pause to admire. Tomboy alp booty best booty

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 03:14:35 2015 No.14477446 >>14477438 It's a real pain in the butt. I have a lot of leg-hair too. I slack off on shaving for some practices, but I do shave for meets.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 03:14:37 2015 No.14477447

>>14477424
Tell me Anon, are you ready to head pat all those daughterus?

>>14477436
If you want...just be careful, if she starts to lumber then you may be taking it too far.

>>14477437
Would you tease and grope her soft breasts while she watches TV in a loose shirt and some white panties?
Remarking on how indecent she is for going bra-less?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 03:14:46 2015 No.14477448 >>14477421 >>14477426 >Not wanting to cook warm meals for her. >Not getting gud at cooking so that your poor Lich waifu doesn't starve from overworking herself.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 03:14:52 2015 No.14477449

>>14477389
I'll take the older loli one and sit her in my lap while we relax and watch some good movies together with snacks we can feed to each other. After, we can head into the bedroom and fuck like beasts till morning, and spend the next day lazily cuddling in bed.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 03:17:15 2015 No.14477456

>>14477431
>>14477438
>>14477446
See shaving leg hair isn't an Alp thing. Shaving your leg hair and then showing it off with your tight, canvas short short while bending over a table, licking an icecream...
That's how you spot an alp. Exceptionally lewd, exceptionally tanned...
Exceptional booty

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 03:17:38 2015 No.14477459

>>14477447
Indeed. I'd nuzzle and bury my face in them as well. I couldn't possibly get enough of a soft, cuddly, lap Jinko.

Honestly though, the muscular Jinko is tempting as well. I'd spend so much time licking her abs and doing absolutely lewd things with her.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 03:18:14 2015 No.14477462

>>14477447
I'm ready to pat every one of their adorable heads and be the best father I can be.
And at night, I'm ready to satisfy the cuddlelust of my wives.
And on some nights, I'll order a few pizzas, get the family together and cuddle on the couch with them while watching some good movies.
Like the original Star Wars movies, and things like that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 03:19:31 2015 No.14477466 >>14477456 Yeah, I can understand that. I want to shave my legs, but I'll still cover them up with track pants.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 03:21:22 2015 No.14477471

>>14477449
Enjoy playing with her ears during the movie, and her soft chuffing when she naps there.

>>14477459
Good man on both counts.

>>14477462
>Origional star wars
We had a christmas party at work and I was able to nab an old 1995 VHS set of the original trilogy.
I need to get a player/rewinder from my parents so I can watch them the way they were meant to be watched.
Without CGI

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 03:21:38 2015 No.14477475 >>14477448 >implying I can use a kitchen

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 03:24:56 2015 No.14477480 File: 251 KB, 800x1172, 52730958_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 03:26:46 2015 No.14477482 >>14477480 I'm gonna throw rocks and minerals at her to melt untill she grows big and busty enough. Lots and lots of milky white marble for healthy growth and milk production.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 03:27:22 2015 No.14477484 >>14477475 If you can't get good in the kitchen conventionally, then buy your lazy ass a George Foreman. Even someone who sucks at cooking can defrost a fuckin' burger on it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 03:31:30 2015 No.14477493 >>14477484 >implying I can't use a grill

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 03:33:04 2015 No.14477496 >>14477422 I want to go jogging with her and lick off her sweat when we're finished.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 03:37:40 2015 No.14477504
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>>14477482
>Throwing rocks at her
Meanie. If you wanted her to get busty and produce milk, there's something hard & something white you could feed her that would probably be a lot more fun for you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 03:41:50 2015 No.14477507 >>14477504 That just makes her healthier in a spiritual sense.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 03:42:46 2015 No.14477509 >>14477504 Like what?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 03:47:21 2015 No.14477514 >>14477471 In preparation for the new film, me and my friends watched all 6 of the previous ones over the course of several weeks. Unfortunately, we could only get the Special Editions of the original trilogy to watch...

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 03:48:45 2015 No.14477516 I want to stimulate that Ara Ara Milf St. Helens with a hydraulic mining rig until she erupts and cums lava golems all over me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 03:49:52 2015 No.14477519 >>14475805 I recall there being a bunch of these... any chance someone has them all saved somewhere?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 03:51:34 2015 No.14477524 File: 144 KB, 480x600, 1448172533186.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14477507 Not if you're doing it right >>14477509 Surely you're not so dense, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 04:00:47 2015 No.14477537 File: 1.07 MB, 780x1200, 52543447_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14477524

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 04:01:54 2015 No.14477539

>>14477524
>Slime Waifu has a pregnancy fetish
>You have a cumflation fetish
>Cum enough to bulge her belly making it a light blue-ish white
>You're happy, she's happy, so long as it takes for her to metabolize it all and come back trying to seduce you into filler her all over again

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 04:02:58 2015 No.14477541 File: 1.40 MB, 1300x2100, 1403407305873.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14477524 >>14477537 So is she just pretending to be pregnant with your child? Or does she just like Watermelons?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 04:04:16 2015 No.14477543 >>14477541 I'm gonna go with both.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 04:09:28 2015 No.14477548

>>14477539

>Slime waifu with a breast feeding fetish
>She's bummed out that she can't produce milk
>Then she gets an idea
>She takes out some milk from the fridge and downs a large quantity of it.
>She warms the milk once its inside her and divides it, moving it to her breasts

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 04:10:56 2015 No.14477552 >>14477548 >Warm milk Eh, it's nice and makes you snoozy but for sheer drinkability, it's gotta be chilled. Undead milk a best.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 04:13:26 2015 No.14477553 >>14477552 Well she could just keep it cold too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 04:14:01 2015 No.14477555 >>14477552 Depends on the state of the milk. Condensed milk is better drunk warm.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 04:16:57 2015 No.14477559 >>14477555 I don't really like condensed milk. I like a mix between watery and condensed. Creamy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 04:32:42 2015 No.14477576 >>14475790 >http://pastebin.com/Cbgt4eiM >ruining the bittersweet ending of the last story by making a sequel What are you, Hollywood?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 05:13:28 2015 No.14477648 >>14477552 >Undead milk So you like rotten spoiled milk?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 05:20:57 2015 No.14477661 >>14477648 That sure is an awfully mean-spirited implication,

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 05:21:09 2015 No.14477663 I want a bully an Elf by getting her pregnant and then taking responsibility.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 05:22:24 2015 No.14477665 >>14477661 How can something that's literally dead produce milk?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 05:23:50 2015 No.14477668 >>14477665 How can something that's literally dead produce children? Move, speak, feel, fuck, laugh, cry? mamonomana

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 05:26:39 2015 No.14477673 >>14477668 >produce children well technically you cant give birth to something that comes out dead.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 05:28:01 2015 No.14477677 >>14477673 Well technically something dead can't grow to maturity, but they do that too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 05:29:10 2015 No.14477681 File: 636 KB, 1206x885, m3d35672tg6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14477420 The sublime enemy ships. People say there're other reasons, but I don't believe them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 05:32:18 2015 No.14477691 >>14477681 Man, tits are fucking great, but there really is something to be said for the whole, tall, slim, small-but-not-fat, thick thigh with wide hips look. Dat center girl. Unf.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 05:39:05 2015 No.14477713
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A new letter of introduction has arrived!

Name: Sea
Species: Sea Serpent
Half-human, half-snake extraspecies. Although they don't have gills, they can spend tremendous amounts of time underwater when compared to Lamia. "I hear she likes things that really stand out!"

Water Lamias? Why not. Presumably they don't have Lamias weakness to cold too, but who knows. Still, cute girl overall. Wasn't too sure how to translate her name since technically it's just Shii, but since it makes up the first part of her species name I wrote it like that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 05:41:06 2015 No.14477718 >>14477713 >Sea How... imaginative.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 05:43:56 2015 No.14477726 >>14477718 Her name: シー (lit. Shii) Sea Serpent in Katakana: シーサーペント (Shii saapento) I made my choice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 05:54:16 2015 No.14477743 >>14477726 Wasn't a dig against you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 05:55:35 2015 No.14477745 >>14477713 I need more dragonewts and more succubutts. They better make it possible to melt Draco's icy heart.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 05:56:08 2015 No.14477748 >>14477691 >Dat center girl. Unf Her voice is pure sex too. http://kancolle.wikia.com/wiki/Battleship_Princess Then again that goes for most of the named abyssals.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 05:56:22 2015 No.14477749 >>14477726 Lets just go with Shii so we can pretend it isn't as horrible as it really is.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 05:59:17 2015 No.14477757 File: 83 KB, 960x540, shii.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14477726 >shii the feels are all coming back to me now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Omnfv7_P1Y

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 06:02:51 2015 No.14477765

>>14477749
Dude, after Ai the Monoeye, Yuki the Yukionna, Honey the Honey Bee and Queen the Queen Bee, Sea the Sea Serpent is pretty much expected.

>>14477745
Only one succubus and no Dragonewts as yet. But there is a Ryuujin. Of the characters from the manga, only the main harem is in so far. Maybe we'll get the rest of the girls like MON and Polt as event characters?

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 06:29:03 2015 No.14477812

>You get baited into the sea
>A Sea Bishop gives you Poseidon's blessing
>Soon after a Nereid drags you to the seabed
>Aquatic MGs of all species surround you
>All ready to endlessly rape you
>It's made clear that unless you marry one right now, they won't hesitate to jump on you
>Who do you choose?

The Cancer who is excitingly clapping her claws while glancing at you with an emotionless face?
The Charybdis who barely peeks out of her hole and gazes at you with hopeful eyes?
The Kraken who keeps sending you ink hearts and hides her face each time one hits you?
The Mermaid who is ashamed at how you got treated and seems disheartened?
The Merrow who is furiously masturbating without breaking eye contact with you?
The Nereid who dragged you here and gives you a smug look as if she was proud of herself?
The Scylla who is tightly wrapped around a stone, starring at your crotch while sucking on her finger?
The Sea Bishop who looks despaired and ready to leave, thinking there is no way you'd choose her?
The Sea Slime who is happily drifting away, completely unaware of the situation?
Do you refuse to make a choice, and thus spend the rest of your life having sex with your aquatic harem?

Note that your only way to ever get back onto land is to convince the MG you've chosen to let you do so.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 06:34:47 2015 No.14477819

>>14477812
>implying I'd get baited into the sea in the first place
The ocean is a terrifying place and I can't swim. Anything or anyone calling out to me from the water is getting ignored and generally ran away from.
Also, all sea monstergirls are part fish, which is slimy and disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 06:34:52 2015 No.14477820 >>14477812 I choose endless rape. Alternatively,if rape isn't an option, Sea Slime just for giggles

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 06:38:05 2015 No.14477829 >>14477812 Look anon if monster girls exited I'm not going out of my room.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 06:42:21 2015 No.14477836
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>>14477812
>The Sea Bishop who looks despaired and ready to leave, thinking there is no way you'd choose her?
That girl's crazy, there no way I wouldn't choose her. A smug Nereid sounds tempting to have furious sex with but Sea Bishops are wife material.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 06:42:46 2015 No.14477837

>>14477829
Also this. The fantasy of being dragged off by a monster makes for amazing fap material, but it reality it would be horrible. Depending on the setting they either don't care about your own consent and basically enslave you, or they actually want a man to be willing so you'd get uncomfortable levels of attention going anywhere.
I'd be a harder level of shut in than I already am now, plus I wouldn't be able to do my weekly countryside wandering because the sheer number of monstergirls who would take over the forests and fields.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 06:44:35 2015 No.14477841 >>14477812 Mermaid. Because she isn't crazy.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 06:45:01 2015 No.14477842
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>>14477812
I turn around, and swim deeper. Until my breath bursts from my lungs and they freeze in agony as the pressure induces a high white fuzz into my ears, swirling, swirling, painting deformed faces and erratic whisperings. I swim deeper than the light, until the rays twist and bend dash and shy frightfully from the non-euclidean angles geometrically impossible, as strange structures rise to greet me. As then my sight goes dark, robbed from me willfully by my own sanity, the tentacles will come to greet me, and lo, will they caress my mind, and fill it with the lewd utterances.

Pͯ̂ͬ̂̇ͫͯ͏̴̗̖ȟ̳̱̱̹̖̺͍ͦͨ̓̓͆̀͠͠'̭̗̬͓̭̭͗̒̍̕n̴̖̐ͫ̓͡g̻͙͕̤̹̣̞̜ͬ͘l̡͙̟̜̰̲̰ͮ̌̋̃͗̇ͧ̚ư̯̮ͦ̈́̄̏̊ͧ̔̾́í̹̰͑͑̾́ ̧̱̺̺͚͓̯ͨ̋̽̆̀m̰͍̱̹̆ͪ̏̊ͩ̒g̛̝̩͚̓̏̓̎̊̽̎̚̕ͅl̸̶̸̰ͬ́w̩ͫͬ̈́̉͑'́̓ͮ͑̔̿҉̭̞̺̠̦̘͈̕ͅn͎̤͍̜̜̺̬̮ͬͫ̇͂̌͂̏̃̕͝aͭͩͪ͏̬̗͘f͖̙̳͎ͨ̍͆ͭ́h͒̊͒҉̛͉̦͓̹͠ ̫̻͙̩̤͉͙̾ͥ͒ͨ̔̑͂C͈̗̳͐ͩ̆̓̽͂ͮ̅́t͓̪̙͔̬̝͚̫̼ͥ͢h͚̠̳̞̆͐̀͞ü̹̩̝̥̦͊̈̽̊̿ͧ̈́͡l̶̰͍̰̙̟͉̄͛̿ͨ̐͂͢h͗̇͋͂̃́̒҉̜̀û͙̗̥̖̳̹̓̅ͦ̉͛͆ͬ̕͜͟ ͚̥̪͕͈̝̐̾͐R̶̺̘̖̭̄̅ͤ̕'̛̤̜̼̘̻̯͋̆ͬl̪̟͇̻̔ͤ͌ͦͯͯ̾̀y̮̰͉̓̅̅̓̉e̢̡͚̝̗̓͘ḩ̴̺͖̭ͨ ͥ̒ͭͣͧ̚͘͏̪͇̗̪̥̗̘̮w͔̤̲ͨg̹̭ͬ͑ͥͨ͌a̅͆̀̋̂ͯ̇͗́҉͖̱̝͚̳̲h͖͎̹̠̼̲͖̊͠'̧͉̞̼̬̼̭͉̠̲̓n̯͚͈̒͋̿̅͂a̴̡̗͓ͯͤ́g̙̦̬̞͖͔̹̗̳̉̍̾ͧ̀͡ļ̧̺͎̝̤ͯͭͦ̊̿̔ͭ̈ͣ̀ ̩͎ͪ̓̆ͣ͌̐͟ͅf͎̱̹̖̹ͪ̏̐͛̽̕͞h̑͌͏͏͓̻̞̪̖̜͇̦ţ̴͔͊̈ͣ̍̽ͣ͐͘ͅą̺̳̥̏̽ͮ̒ġ̞̞̯̥̌̅̓̔̅̎͂̕͢n̢̛̠̜̙̼͍̙ͤͨ̃ͮ́͛̐̌

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 06:46:30 2015 No.14477845 >>14477837 Don't forget to barricade the doors and windows.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 07:07:08 2015 No.14477873

I tried to watch Star Wars Episode II the other day because I'd only seen it once before, when it came out in theatres. I was now reminded why that is. It's like the romantic dialogue had been written by Alp.
I come here seeking comfort. Tell me about all the sweet, lovey-dovey things your waifus say to you in the bedroom!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 07:08:33 2015 No.14477875 >>14477873 I don't like sand

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 07:09:10 2015 No.14477877 >>14477873 She leans in real close, licks my ear and says I don't like sand

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 07:09:52 2015 No.14477878 >>14477875 >>14477877 You're tearing me apart, Lisa.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 07:11:07 2015 No.14477879 >>14477878 Okay seriously I'd hold her close and whisper IT'S OVER ANAKIN I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 07:12:16 2015 No.14477880 >>14477879 Why are you guys so mean? I've been through a traumatic experience and I need to be comforted, not bullied.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 07:12:57 2015 No.14477881 >>14477873 >I come here seeking comfort. Go watch the despecialized project OT trilogy. You'll be all like "So that's why I remember Vader being a badass. It's been so long I had forgotten."

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 07:15:56 2015 No.14477885

>>14477881
But anon, I don't like the OT any more than I like the new ones and won't be seeing the one that's coming out because it will be even worse and I only brought SW up so I could get people's attention and get them talking about MG pillow-talk.
It can also be sweet stuff you say to your waifu, like that one genius who came up with calling Dragons sugar scale!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 07:15:57 2015 No.14477886 >>14477812 I want the Bishop.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 07:19:28 2015 No.14477892 >>14477885 >New one >Worse than the prequels They'd have to try real hard to dig a hole that deep.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 07:20:57 2015 No.14477896 >>14477892 I actually think it's probably going to be okay at least.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 07:21:21 2015 No.14477898 >>14477892 And you will pay dearly to see this hole, boya.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 07:22:48 2015 No.14477901 >>14477212 > put in dungeon > send to orgasm denial torture chamber > convert > becomes your best minion All according to keikaku

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 07:23:19 2015 No.14477903 >>14477896 Sure, all the lens flare and diversity is gonna be great.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 07:24:34 2015 No.14477907 >>14477903 I didn't see any lens flare in the trailers. And diversity is a good thing anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 07:24:57 2015 No.14477908 >>14477892 >Episode VII blows everyone away >VIII is even better >IX comes around >disney logo >lucasfilm logo >a loud, booming voice announces "MISA GOIN HOME!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 07:25:15 2015 No.14477909 >>14477903 Say what you will about JJ, his work is solidly mediocre. That's a step up from the last three movies at least.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 07:25:28 2015 No.14477910 >>14477901 Boss. The new recruit is really haughty, and some of the men are starting to complain. Others have suffered a severe drop in their productivity after they were seduced by her soft paw-pads. You have to deal with this personally.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 07:26:45 2015 No.14477911 >>14477907 Boyim detected.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 07:27:57 2015 No.14477913 >>14477907 Not him but my beef is that Abrams said that he picked the actors he did based purely on gender and skin color with no thought put towards ability and credentials. It's literally Affirmative Action: The Movie.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 07:28:18 2015 No.14477914 >>14477909 >solidly mediocre Now there's something you want on your resume...

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 07:28:24 2015 No.14477915 >>14477907 >And diversity is a good thing anon. Not when you don't have quality control like Sweden it isn't

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 07:30:03 2015 No.14477920 >>14477913 I'm not gonna let that affect my enjoyment of the movie. Plus the actors seem genuinely excited to be part of Star Wars, and that's always a win for me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 07:31:55 2015 No.14477926 >>14477911 I'd plow some fat Tanuki ass if that's what you mean.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 07:32:17 2015 No.14477928

>>14477913
>this is what the movie's carrying theme will be
>nazi empire is hunting down all the independent women and blacks and gays
>The Force awakens to defend them
>the more diverse the team is, the more midichlorians they have
>>14477920
>enjoyment of the movie
This is silly, let's go back to MGs.

I want a sexy Apophis crimelord to keep me on a leash at her pleasure palace!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 07:32:40 2015 No.14477929 >>14477885 >like that one genius who came up with calling Dragons sugar scale! It's just alliteration. Any one could come up with something similar. Cutie corpse, sweet silk, headless honey,

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 07:33:38 2015 No.14477933 >>14477926 She's gonna love that, especially if you bring some shekels too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 07:34:07 2015 No.14477936 >>14477929 Cutie corpse doesn't have anything going for it though, and neither does headless honey. Sweet silk refers to the web rather than the girl, and that's just lame.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 07:34:38 2015 No.14477939 File: 418 KB, 1280x1024, 53225625_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14477907 I wonder who is behind this post If you actually serious pls kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 07:35:32 2015 No.14477943 >>14477939 Only if it opens a portal to the Monster Girl World.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 07:35:52 2015 No.14477945

>>14477914
It is when you want a safe bet. And that's what this new movie is, a paint by the numbers safe bet. You get a guaranteed mediocre movie, rake in two billion dollars on the franchise name alone, sell another fortune in christmas toys, and laugh all the way to the bank. It's a perfect business plan.

>tfw no Tammy Tanuki disney expy in stories
FOREVER WE WILL HOLD OUR BANNER HIGH!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 07:36:35 2015 No.14477948 >>14477812 i choose merrow

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 07:36:44 2015 No.14477949 File: 356 KB, 500x700, 1443165967177.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's that? Time to fuck peppy tanukis?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 07:37:47 2015 No.14477953 >>14477945 I just hope we get a new LEGO game out of it. Those games are fun.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 07:38:03 2015 No.14477954 >>14477936 It's just the 'ie' cute corpse sounds fine, and silk is more specific than scale. Only one girl makes silk, more than one time have scales

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 07:38:35 2015 No.14477955 >>14477713 >Sea Well, she's cute at least. >>14477812 Hard choice between the Sea Bishop, the Cancer, Kraken and the Scylla. I choose the aquatic harem option.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 07:39:15 2015 No.14477956 File: 491 KB, 768x768, 1433379183586.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14477945 The boyim know! Shut it down!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 07:40:23 2015 No.14477959 >>14477949 I'll put it in her butt, see how she likes that!

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 07:42:13 2015 No.14477965

>Marry a Tanuki
>She's business savvy, but not even remotely similar to the stereotype of the Jewish caricature that her kind have a reputation for
>Your irl shitposting gets her to start calling guys boyim
>Someone points it out one day and she gets really embarrassed
Good job Anon, you made your wife upset by making her act like a stereotype. How are you going to cheer her up?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 07:44:09 2015 No.14477968 >>14477965 I offer her apples. Holo loved apples and she was a better Tanuki than actual Tanuki are.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 07:44:40 2015 No.14477969 >>14477959 >"B-but I keep my jewelry in there!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 07:45:49 2015 No.14477973 >>14477969 This will hurt the dick.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 07:48:07 2015 No.14477978 Do you think MGC would have more singe sex schools or mixed schools?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 07:49:19 2015 No.14477980 >>14477978 Mixed, they're not religious nutjobs who think boys and girls need to be kept away from each other at all cost.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 07:49:51 2015 No.14477985 >>14477965 Break out the kazoo >Rum pa bump bump bump >Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me? >T-A-M-M-E-Y T-A-N-NUKI >Hey there, hi there, ho there >You're as cuddly as can be >Who always lets me brush her tail for free?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 07:51:47 2015 No.14477991 >>14477985 Do go on.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 07:54:29 2015 No.14477999 >>14477980 >Sending your kids to the inner city public school hell of MGC instead of a single sex boarding school out of town It's like you want your kids to become druggies and gang members.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 07:55:52 2015 No.14478004 >>14477999 Don't believe his lies. MGC is a peaceful city, it's inhabitants kind!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 07:56:59 2015 No.14478009 File: 2.46 MB, 1920x1358, 54000683_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Titanias are the best onee-sans.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 07:57:42 2015 No.14478010 >>14477978 Mixed , but there would be of course less boys than girls since I think that there would be more MGs in the city than human women.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 07:58:01 2015 No.14478013 >>14477999 >single sex boarding school It's like you want to see them end up repressed and with parent issues or gay.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 07:58:11 2015 No.14478014 >>14477999 >Sending your daughter/son to a repressed order school.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 07:58:37 2015 No.14478017 >>14478013 Oh dear god, it'd be a literal Alp factory.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 08:00:14 2015 No.14478020 >>14478013 You do know boarding schools are not prisons? It's not like you can't leave campus and have dates in town.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 08:00:32 2015 No.14478022 >>14478009 Yes, they are. I also like that her profile includes a modern design for the Pixie. Like in that pic, people seem to draw them more often too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 08:01:28 2015 No.14478026 >>14477980 >sending boys into a school full of powerful supernatural woman who think semen is food Most human parents would think this is a fucking awful idea.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 08:02:00 2015 No.14478027 >>14477978 single sex as they learn the basics and then mixed as they mature and grow and are able to handle both a libido and academics.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 08:02:25 2015 No.14478030 >>14478026 Not to mention that MGC is downtown Detroit levels of ghetto.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 08:03:01 2015 No.14478033

>>14478020
Then what is the point of keeping the kids separate? They need to learn to deal with the opposite sex somehow, these boarding schools are detrimental to human-monster relationships.
>>14478026
You mean most human mothers would think this is a fucking awful idea?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 08:03:37 2015 No.14478036 >>14478017 Not to mention the possibly nightly raids by the MG boarding school.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 08:04:13 2015 No.14478037 >>14478027 >keep them separate as kids >introduce the opposite sex when their hormones are starting to rage What could possibly go wrong?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 08:05:37 2015 No.14478038 >>14478037 >He can't engage in snu snu with three mgs at once and study

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 08:06:27 2015 No.14478041 >>14478038 No. No I can't.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 08:06:59 2015 No.14478042

>>14478030
Even without the shitty "HAHAHA, RAPE IS NOT A CRIME HERE!" thing, no one in their right mind would put developing boys into the same place as a bunch of sex demons. It'd be like putting your pet rabbit in the same room as a wolf and expecting them to be good friends.
Mixed schools between human guy and girls make sense, but putting guys into monster schools is retarded.
It makes me wonder why we haven't had a story about just how stupid this would be yet. Guys would come out of it either as mansluts or full on Paladin kill-them-all types.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 08:07:16 2015 No.14478043

>>14478033
>Then what is the point of keeping the kids separate?
Housing them separately keeps people from fucking like rabbits on campus. It's detrimental to schooling. Same reason co-ed dorms are the minority in college campuses. But the main purpose is to GET THEM OUT OF THE SHITHOLE THAT IS MGC!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 08:08:02 2015 No.14478045 >>14478041 That's your problem. I you were in a nice relaxed environment to learn the basics and a strong foundation, you could easily then go into a world where you could both study and get tenderly raped by monsters.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 08:08:20 2015 No.14478046 File: 396 KB, 600x800, Pixiv.Id.122678.full.1244939.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Uh-oh! You made the new girl cry!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 08:08:47 2015 No.14478047 >>14478033 >You mean most human mothers would think this is a fucking awful idea? And fathers. I can't believe you'd think it would be a good idea in the slightest, but then I guess we are on 4chan right now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 08:09:00 2015 No.14478049 >>14477965 put penor in vagoo

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 08:09:10 2015 No.14478051 >>14478017 Imagine the upper class British boarding schools and all the rich Alps with posh accents.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 08:10:44 2015 No.14478055 >>14478051 Quite smashing, those alp fellows.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 08:10:55 2015 No.14478056 >>14478051 >Rich Alps ripping up the boarding school singing Roberta Zombie's "More woman than woman"

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 08:12:38 2015 No.14478058

>>14478042
Lanternon sort of did that. At one point this Manticore bully tries to rape the MC, he defends himself and actually almost gets punishment raped by the succubus principle for it. This wasn't played for laughs either.
It was around that point I realized the MC was a bit retarded for not seeing what a shithole his town was.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 08:13:01 2015 No.14478060

>>14478042
If the purpose was marriage from a suitable suitor pool then I could see it happening. There was a very expensive college near where I grew up that people would send their daughters to with the intention of four years and a ring.

But that would be segregated economically.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 08:13:25 2015 No.14478061 >>14478046 Good. Doesn't even have the deceny to show up with two eyes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 08:16:21 2015 No.14478066 >>14478060 Oh, if it was a respectable place then maybe, but that other anon was clearly saying it was a good idea to dump random teenage boys in with onis, manticores, dark elves and all that kind of stuff.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 08:19:46 2015 No.14478072

>>14478058
The school in Vengeance was pretty similar to what he's talking about too, except the MC's class with a few guys was protected from most of that due to June's no dating enforcement. And that it was a private school who had gentler students for the most part. It still mentioned the freshman boys got snatched up within days of the school year starting, and even Danon's class did within a week once June got fucked over.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 08:27:00 2015 No.14478087

>>14478072
I haven't read that yet, but that does sound shitty.
Especially if the guys got no say in who just decided they were lifepartners and that was it. It'd resent a monster pretty hard if one did that to me.

It also leads to the question of why that exact thing doesn't happen more often in settings where brainwashing mamonomana doesn't exist. Statistically speaking, a few of the guys would either be afraid of the monsters or simply want a human instead.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 08:28:37 2015 No.14478089 >>14478046 How?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 08:30:58 2015 No.14478095 >>14478066 >Letting your boys go to a school with blackknifes, porch tiggers or booze ogres You alarm me, sir!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 08:32:38 2015 No.14478101 >>14478087 In that case it was more that monsters see almost every eligible bachelor as 10/10 material. It's like how a supermodel never has to go without a boyfriend if she doesn't want to.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 08:32:49 2015 No.14478102

I wonder what kind of face an arachne would make, when she can tell from your body language alone, what kind of a slut you are for spiders. How does she react with the knowledge that you would gladly walk into her arms, hold her close, and kiss her shoulders, neck and collarbone, baring your own for her fangs to slip into and pump you full of her venom. Seriously, venomous girls a best.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 08:32:57 2015 No.14478103 >>14478095 I'm sure they'll be safe. And I'll give them bear mace just in case.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 08:34:59 2015 No.14478110

>>14478095
I'd even say letting them go to school with the nicer monsters was a stupid idea.
Remember that one story where some guy ignored his holstaurus friend and he got raped for it?
firefox suggested that I was trying to spell holocaust instead of holstaurus. Firefox confirmed to be on the Order's side.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 08:37:34 2015 No.14478113

>>14478101
Isn't that monstergirls in general? They find all men sexy as hell and the mamonomanamachines give them permanent beer goggles that makes us all look amazing to them.
All boys look adorable to them
All grown men look beautiful
Older men all have that DILF factor about them

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 08:40:39 2015 No.14478119 File: 1.47 MB, 1024x1280, 1440789678154.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14478102 >venomous girls a best 10/10 taste.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 08:41:10 2015 No.14478123 >>14478110 Yeti's and some other MGs would be safe. >>14478113 >All grown men look beautiful If it was me they'd have to bee some serious beer googles.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 08:42:19 2015 No.14478126 >>14478119 Stink bug to a lesser extent tho. Arachnid masterrace

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 08:44:11 2015 No.14478133

>>14478123
>Yeti's and some other MGs would be safe.
Their profile says they're super strong and WILL get a hug out of you one way or another. It sounds ominous to me.
>If it was me they'd have to bee some serious beer googles.
Oh, same. But mamonomana is supposedly one hell of a drug, so even ugly fucks like us would probably drench a few panties.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 08:44:18 2015 No.14478134 >>14478126 >Stink bug I still hope Alp gets pegged by a futa matango for this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 08:45:40 2015 No.14478137 >>14478134 He'd only enjoy that big throbbing mushroom

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 08:47:08 2015 No.14478143 File: 58 KB, 337x479, Cute arachne.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14478102 A sadistic and a lewd face. Probably the same that the Jorou-Goumo did in that sexy pic in her profile.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 08:47:57 2015 No.14478146 >>14478133 Actually yeah, I guess none are safe. >so even ugly fucks like us would probably drench a few panties. Strange thought.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 08:48:09 2015 No.14478147 >>14478137 That's the worst part, even wishing anything bad on him doesn't work because he's such a masochist. Curse you Alp.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 08:48:19 2015 No.14478148 >>14478134 Out of all of Alp's atrocities, that meme is the one that will surely appear before the jury.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 08:50:32 2015 No.14478153 Do you think you guys could actually into monster waifus? What about an anon with trust issues? The instant something becomes real it can hurt you. Are they just GOAT so long as they aren't real?

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 08:54:11 2015 No.14478166

>>14478153
>Do you think you guys could actually into monster waifus?
Unsure. The kind of girls I fantasize over would be horrible in reality.
>What about an anon with trust issues?
I also have this, and yes, it would be a barrier.
>The instant something becomes real it can hurt you. Are they just GOAT so long as they aren't real?
I would say yes. The moment monstergirls became real would be the moment I stop liking them, because the fantasy of a perfect and understanding lover would be lost.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 08:54:46 2015 No.14478168 >>14478153 I could easily get along with one, the only downside to them being real is that they'd have to put up with all the shit that comes with being in our world. I'd honestly rather go to theirs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 08:56:01 2015 No.14478174 >>14478153 I dunno. I mean my main fear of being in the Monster Girl world is that I'll end up with one I don't like and I'd be forced to like her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 08:56:40 2015 No.14478177 File: 518 KB, 1126x1000, asdf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Oniichan, why is your porn folder all filled with paizuri?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 08:57:37 2015 No.14478181 >>14478153 I've dated human women and enjoyed it. I don't see how I wouldn't like real monster girls more.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 08:58:04 2015 No.14478182 >>14478177 N-no reason. You look a little angry. Go have some cake, there's some left over. Be sure to eat it all, so you grow big and uh... healthy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 08:58:05 2015 No.14478183 >>14478177 Its old stuff, like really old stuff

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 08:59:34 2015 No.14478188 >>14478177 It was from before I met you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 09:01:09 2015 No.14478193 >>14478177 Because tits are awesome you little runt. Stay off my computer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 09:02:02 2015 No.14478198 File: 75 KB, 600x800, 1440278478301.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14478182

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 09:02:14 2015 No.14478199 >>14478177 I like all shape's and sizes, naizuri is fine too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 09:02:40 2015 No.14478200 >>14478177 Because I like big boobs, duh

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 09:03:23 2015 No.14478201
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>>14478153
>Do you think you guys could actually into monster waifus?
3DPD nope, 2D only.
>What about an anon with trust issues?
I have this as well but, at the same time i can also fap to NTR.
>The instant something becomes real it can hurt you. Are they just GOAT so long as they aren't real?
If Mamono mana ever becomes real, i'll make my goal to become pic ralated.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 09:05:32 2015 No.14478207

>>14478153
Yes I would probably get into them. I don't see the problem.

>>14478174
They can sense via MM if you are compatible with them and your tastes, so that's okay.
Except if they just want to rape you for fun.

>>14478177
Because I love big titties. But I like flat boobies too. Now go eat your wonderland cake.
You need to eat some if you want to become a mature and charming woman.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 09:08:02 2015 No.14478218 >>14478207 >They can sense via MM if you are compatible with them and your tastes, so that's okay. I hope so. But I'll probably just stay in my room and wait for her to come to me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 09:09:56 2015 No.14478225 >>14478198 We need more mature bapho stuff >inb4 the profile is 100% bullshit sabath propoganda because the first bapho the WS encountered was a bitter flatty

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 09:11:50 2015 No.14478232 >>14478225 Sabbath civil war when?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 09:13:03 2015 No.14478233 >>14478201 >People still remember that Ironic

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Anonymous Sat Dec 12 09:28:27 2015 No.14478270
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>Doppelganger initially appears to you in the form of your mother
>You completely freak out and realise what she is right away
>She reverts back to her normal form and starts crying
>"B-but Mr Freud said..." she blubbers before her crying makes the rest too hard to hear
Do you comfort the girl? She's not exactly the brightest and made an honest mistake trying to please you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 09:31:51 2015 No.14478276 >>14478270 How can she know how my mother looks like when I don't?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 09:32:23 2015 No.14478279 >>14478270 pat the head, tell here everyone makes mistakes

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 09:36:48 2015 No.14478289 >>14478207 >They can sense via MM if you are compatible with them and your tastes, so that's okay. I (uncertainly) call bullshit but then again, KCland is pure hugbox.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 09:37:46 2015 No.14478293

>>14478270
>Using the form of my own mother to seduce me
No I don't comfort the girl, she needs to comfort me. My guts have exploded with laughter, that's gotta hurt. Like, crap man, look at that. That's like my stomach plug, on the ground back there. You don't see that every day. I mean that doesn't even seem possible if you think about it, with body organs and cartilage and bones. I mean I'm no doctor or nothin' but that was like one clean chunk.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 09:37:54 2015 No.14478295 >>14478270 Give her a hug. Then stick my fingers up her anus

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 09:38:26 2015 No.14478297 >>14478270 Refuse to deal with her anymore. That shit would be immensely fucked up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 09:39:28 2015 No.14478300 >>14478270 Give her a hug, and tell her it's okay, but remind her to never do that again. Taking the form of my mother is the best way to set the land speed record for boner loss for me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 09:44:33 2015 No.14478317 File: 162 KB, 724x1024, Rare Six-armed Blue-haired Purple Snake.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 09:46:59 2015 No.14478325 >>14478317 I want a full body massage from that snake!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 09:48:22 2015 No.14478327 >>14478089 You were caught talking shit about her when she was just about to confess her love to you. She even practiced a whole Broadway like song and dance and is more or less crying over wasting five weeks of her life.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 10:01:20 2015 No.14478361 File: 358 KB, 1200x1200, slimegirl1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 10:02:24 2015 No.14478363 File: 355 KB, 1200x1200, slimegirl2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14478361

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 10:07:37 2015 No.14478372 >>14478361 That's fuckin adorable

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 10:15:54 2015 No.14478399 Remember to leave a messy creampie inside your daughteru at least once a week. This should be done regardless of her age and social status. It is important to show that you care.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 10:18:02 2015 No.14478407 >>14478399 Out, Sabbath!

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 10:22:54 2015 No.14478416
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>>14478399
How about adult daughterus? Like a Wight daughteru who's always had a thing for you being allowed to have you for the first time on her 18th Birthday while her mother coaches her through the basics.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 10:23:03 2015 No.14478417 >>14478399 No

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 10:24:45 2015 No.14478422 >>14478361 >>14478363 Slimes can't get pregnant with my kid, therefore a shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 10:26:35 2015 No.14478428 >>14478416 >Undead aging and breeding The worst idea KC has had since mamanobama.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 10:26:49 2015 No.14478429 >>14478416 I'm pretty sure waiting until she's 18 is child abuse. You should be going in way sooner than that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 10:28:11 2015 No.14478432 >>14478429 >You should be going in way sooner than that. Quicksilver please.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 10:29:25 2015 No.14478434 >>14478429 Man, the Sabbath shills are out in full force today.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 10:30:38 2015 No.14478437 File: 455 KB, 797x1127, 1445376914064.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14476191 >>14476197 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n6WP9qHyRM >Horsepussy Death Knights >MFW Comilitio Equinus

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 10:32:18 2015 No.14478439 File: 656 KB, 1142x613, 001.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14478399 Of course, it goes without saying

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 10:33:29 2015 No.14478445 >>14478325 I actually commissioned an image with just that. It should be done any day now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 10:34:48 2015 No.14478450 >>14477434 Abyssals are literally fanfiction tier and shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 10:36:12 2015 No.14478454 >>14478445 Oh god, you are a saint. Multi-armed girls are love.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 10:37:40 2015 No.14478461 File: 482 KB, 855x1373, 2008d8103f497761f1a40fc8fa04019c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14478445 Well that's something to look forward to.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 10:41:29 2015 No.14478471 >>14478445 My anticipation can not be contained

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 10:41:54 2015 No.14478474 >>14478434 I'm telling the truth! You can trust me, I'm a doctor AND a scientist. Just once a week for the most important girl in the world.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 10:43:28 2015 No.14478478 File: 470 KB, 833x1200, _050.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh noes! Your waifu's sister went full yandere for you! Wat do?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 10:43:42 2015 No.14478479 >>14478474 Let me see your credentials. Many villains have arbitrary "Dr." titles as well, you know.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 10:45:48 2015 No.14478485 >>14478478 My waifu doesn't have a sister. Purge immediately.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 10:46:06 2015 No.14478486 >>14478478 Find the waifu and try not to get raped. Let her deal with it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 10:46:09 2015 No.14478487 >>14478478 Cumflate her till she can't move and then find a way to immobilize her. Should also probably let the waifu know

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 10:48:02 2015 No.14478494 >>14478478 >Yandere Ushi-Oni I close my eyes and let myself get raped, struggling is probably going to get me seriously hurt.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 10:52:00 2015 No.14478500 >>14478487 >till she can't move >then immobilize her I'm sorry, anon, but you're retarded.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 10:52:25 2015 No.14478502 >>14478478 >Yandere Kejourou Well telling the waifu seems like the best idea. Now if only I could move to do that at all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 10:53:36 2015 No.14478508 >>14478500 The second was supposed to be a more permanent form of it. I doubt the waifu would be happy if I kept popping out to top off her sister.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 10:54:36 2015 No.14478512 >>14478500 He thinks that fucking a monstergirl is the best way out of being fucked by a monstergirl. Not the brightest.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 10:58:12 2015 No.14478522 >>14478512 Hey, the sister would never see it coming, she'd just think I'd fallen for her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 11:04:39 2015 No.14478532 >>14478478 >Yandere Crow Tengu She probably know things about me that I don't even know.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 11:06:26 2015 No.14478536
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>>14475862
>>they didn't fug and hook up
>What a bummer.
I considered that, but in the end I figured that I'd get more practice writing dialogue if I kept it down to earth.
>Are you from the midwest too?
Not anymore.

>>ruining the bittersweet ending of the last story by making a sequel
>What are you, Hollywood?
I felt that the ending for the sitter story was more of a cheap cop-out, to be honest. In less than three paragraphs we went from /ss/ smut to "and then we never saw each other again." Hardly something I'd consider sanctifying, but that's just my opinion.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 11:19:48 2015 No.14478552 File: 664 KB, 1170x827, 48104966_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 11:20:08 2015 No.14478554 >>14478532 >Hey Anon! Did you know that your left eye twitches when you're stressed? >Also it's my fertility period and my sisters out of town and I put something special in your drink to help you ou- >Hey! Your eye's doing it like I said!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 11:30:33 2015 No.14478569 >>14478554 She'll have to buzz off. I'm waiting for my wife to get back.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 11:35:26 2015 No.14478581 File: 44 KB, 1280x720, 1446423442810.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14478494 At least it's not a yandere Frosthound. I'd take a few broken bones and dignity over being frozen in time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 11:35:50 2015 No.14478582 >>14478569 Stuff the bird, Anon Stuff it with your dick.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 11:37:22 2015 No.14478584 >>14478582 Turkey girl when?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 11:37:25 2015 No.14478585 >>14478581 Oh fuck, why did you have to remind me of that shit? That is still suicide-tier.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 11:38:17 2015 No.14478586 >>14478582 I will, as long as that bird is my wife.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 11:42:48 2015 No.14478591 >>14478445 Wait is that you? It's me figgot haha. If that IS you, then yeah, I'm gonna work on it again this weekend. Sorry, it's really hard to draw on weekdays. Too tired and all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 11:44:45 2015 No.14478593 File: 255 KB, 667x800, 51718630_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pet the wolf.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 11:45:39 2015 No.14478595 >>14478593 She doesn't really look like she's in the mood for that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 11:46:55 2015 No.14478597 >>14478595 She only looks grumpy because she didn't get her daily quota of headpats.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 11:47:56 2015 No.14478598 >>14478270 >masquerading as a dead woman That was her first mistake. But I'd be curious as to why she did it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 11:48:18 2015 No.14478599 File: 1.62 MB, 2920x1642, 1449324344210.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14478585 Boredom, mostly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 11:49:29 2015 No.14478601 >>14478591 haha, yes it is. It's cool, I'm patient. Do it when you can.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 11:53:47 2015 No.14478605 >>14478601 Ayy thanks pham

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 11:56:47 2015 No.14478614 File: 2 KB, 295x301, batter.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14478593 Her legs must be chained up for a reason, she needs purified

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 11:57:36 2015 No.14478616 >>14474524 >caring about a oneshot >caring about a YBA oneshot YBA is my favorite writer that I hate. Writes so good but then dies for months at a time. When was the last time he ever even updated?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 11:59:56 2015 No.14478620 >>14478616 A couple months ago

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 12:01:59 2015 No.14478626 Good morning neets. Having a good day?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 12:04:38 2015 No.14478629 File: 260 KB, 888x714, 1446695828197.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14478626 So far so good!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 12:05:22 2015 No.14478630 >>14478626 Everything was great until you showed up.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 12:09:09 2015 No.14478633
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>>14478616
I still kind of miss Sloth, the only writefags who're still alive seem like they're re-enacting the Civil War except it's hard to tell who's Iron-Man and who's Captain Clapmerica

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 12:13:41 2015 No.14478641 >>14478626 I'm having a nice saturday so far. I'm not a NEET though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 12:17:52 2015 No.14478647 >>14478593 Alright. I'll even unchain her after giving her the headpats and earscratches.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 12:22:08 2015 No.14478662 File: 427 KB, 769x1095, 1448153930150.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The sweaty Yeti's body is ready

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 12:26:30 2015 No.14478679 File: 293 KB, 667x800, 51718630_p3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14478647 >Unchaining Fenrir I hope you know what you're doing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 12:29:33 2015 No.14478684 >>14478679 Odin better get the hell out of dodge if this be true

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 12:30:06 2015 No.14478687 >>14478679 Molesting that tail

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 12:34:38 2015 No.14478697 >>14478679 Of course I do. I didn't bring several layers of bomb suits with an outer layer of depleted uranium for nothing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 12:37:16 2015 No.14478702 >>14478684 >Wanting to get the hell out of doge fag

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 12:38:28 2015 No.14478705 >>14478687 >Just her tail But you could be molesting her ears[/spoilers] too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 12:38:38 2015 No.14478706 >>14478702 >wanting to be vored Good luck living out the rest of your life inside the stomach of a Great Wolf

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 12:39:22 2015 No.14478709

>>14478289
Hilarorously no it's not bullshit.
It is written in the spirit energy profile that mamonos can sense a male human's location and that the Spirit Energy each man has a different taste and feel.
They don't really say why, but it's implied that they can do this via MM/demonic energy because the two manas are a yin-yang thing.

I don't remember if it was written in KC's Q&A, in an another profile or somewhere else, but I remember that KC says that Mamonos don't go after evil/psychotic men and that they sense if he's evil with its SE and that they can basically sense a male's nature and personality with it.

Judging that MM can do basically everything, I am still surprised that the DL couldn't find a way to make MGs giving birth to male children possible.

>>14478679
Yes, she deserves freedom and love.
What bad thing could possibly happen?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 12:40:59 2015 No.14478711 >>14478662 I'm coming.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 12:41:41 2015 No.14478713 >>14478706 Hey, this is light weight compared to turning into a female horse and getting pregnant from horsecock.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 12:46:20 2015 No.14478722 >>14478713 What makes that story even funnier is that Odin uses Loki's new born child his new riding horse also fenrir's a little shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 12:48:14 2015 No.14478729 File: 776 KB, 680x960, wolf334.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14478679 Just take her to the beach, all will be right in the heavens

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 12:51:32 2015 No.14478745 >>14478709 Kc stated mgs with the blood of Inari can give birth to human children. I never got a response from him if he means all fox women are capable of this. I imagine if you can have both fox and human children with your wife.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 12:53:18 2015 No.14478754 >>14478722 Fenrir just wants attention. Her onee-san spends all her time snoozing in the ocean being chill, and her imouto can't play with her because she has to look after her own realm.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 12:53:53 2015 No.14478756 >>14478745 last line fixed : I Imagine this means you can have both fox and human children with a fox woman, imagine human sons, fox daughters. Make for an interesting family

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 12:55:53 2015 No.14478763 >>14478754 Maybe she should go talk to the dwarves im sure they would love to have her company :^)

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 12:58:08 2015 No.14478775 >>14478763 Dwarves are too busy scheming to fuck bishonens with golden hair

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 13:00:51 2015 No.14478785 >>14478775 would Ymir need a good pet? I think he has frost wolves or some shit but having a Great Wolf would be Awesome

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 13:01:22 2015 No.14478786 >MFW tell myself to do something today >Spend time getting distracted and deciding it's easier to just drink and read /mgg/

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 13:04:13 2015 No.14478795 >>14478785 No, he has his holstaur waifu

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 13:07:03 2015 No.14478806 >>14478709 As hilariously hugboxy as that sounds, I still want to go to KCland. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 13:07:45 2015 No.14478807 >>14478786 Doing the exact same thing, told myself I'd do something productive, spent the day playing games and will probably spend the night drinking alone while hanging out here. We've both lost control of our lives.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 13:09:18 2015 No.14478809 File: 167 KB, 850x1021, Predator-chan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14478709 >MFW can sense Spirit Energy like heat signatures on a background of blue noise >MFW the dreams of being stalked by a snu-snu Lizardman/Amazon are real

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 13:09:25 2015 No.14478810 >>14478745 >>14478756 Source please? Where is it written? I don't see it in the Inari profile. And the DL's goal to make sure that every female MGs can give birth to boys. I find that weird if that's true.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 13:12:40 2015 No.14478817 >>14478709 >tfw my spirit energy probably tastes like crap

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 13:15:04 2015 No.14478822

>>14478786
>>14478807

>Bought a nice deep socket set at a pawn shop today
>Took the mashed rusty bumper off my jeep with some oil, a breakover and a lot of sweat
>Waiting on the mailman to arrive with my nice new brushguard
>Status hasn't updated since it got to the post office early this morning
>He's probably not going to bring it here until Monday
And people are calling me dead in this very thread when I've been working on updates and new stories. They're just not ready to post yet.

I was looking forward to getting the car stuff done today at least. Welp. Time to catch up on Ash vs. Evil Dead then write some I suppose.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 13:15:25 2015 No.14478823 >>14478806 We all want to go there to get a cute and a devoting wife anon. >>14478809 I want an alien MG stalker now. When are you going to show us space MGs KC?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 13:16:01 2015 No.14478825 >>14478817 Enjoy your Beelzebubs and Devilbugs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 13:16:12 2015 No.14478826 >>14478817 Enjoy your fizzy bubble slime waifu.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 13:16:38 2015 No.14478827

>>14478822
I can't write because literally everything I write while drunk is either a load of bollocks/tripe or it ends up being so derivative of something else it's horrible.

>>14478823
Predator: Nemesis, MG style. Guy coming back from India fleeing the 'Rakshasa' finds she stalked him all the way back to London

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 13:17:03 2015 No.14478828 >>14478812 >>14478815 I don't get it. She ching chong nip nong and ears.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 13:17:17 2015 No.14478830 >>14478825 pls no

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 13:18:15 2015 No.14478833 >>14478807 >Productive It's either this or being a sheep for someone else's money Admit it, if life had a meaningful answer then monster girls wouldn't exist in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 13:18:59 2015 No.14478837 >>14478817 If you're a nice person, I am sure that Mamonos are going to go after you. Just be sure to not be evil or do evil things like killing someone.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 13:19:28 2015 No.14478839 >>14478827 Why on earth would you write drunk.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 13:20:12 2015 No.14478840 >>14478839 Honestly I blame Bob.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 13:22:56 2015 No.14478846 >>14478840 What does that have to do with anything?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 13:22:59 2015 No.14478847 >>14478839 You care less about how bad your first draft is so you get a lot more writing done. Only good if you can salvage it with editing later.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 13:23:02 2015 No.14478848 >>14478839 You'd be surprised, depending on the person alcohol can bring out your creativity as long as you don't over do it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 13:23:40 2015 No.14478851 >>14478846 I dunno, It's just so easy to blame a guy who's named after Kelso.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 13:25:16 2015 No.14478859 >>14478827 And the predator is a yandere >>14478745 >>14478756 Source ? >>14478812 >>14478815 I want a Kitsune imouto.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 13:31:16 2015 No.14478881 File: 2.47 MB, 1800x2800, Youko.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] All finished sweeping master!

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 13:31:29 2015 No.14478883

>>14478848
>>14478847
Sounds like a poor excuse to indulge if you ask me. Hemingway never wrote drunk. Pink Floyd was completely clean by the time they were hitting it big. Thinking like this is just glorifying substance abuse. You can certainly get some inspiration from your struggles with substance abuse (The Shining, for example), but never should you ever assume that narcotics act as a gateway to hidden creative potential.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 13:32:17 2015 No.14478886 >>14478859 Would you molest her ears while watching TV? The little fox sitting in your lap? >>14478881 Excellent, now go take your milk rations! You are looking far too thin!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 13:34:31 2015 No.14478891 >>14478859 Imoutos! Small, young, and full of cum! THE BEST

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 13:35:51 2015 No.14478894 >>14478881 Good job, now come here and cuddle with me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 13:36:54 2015 No.14478896 >>14478894 2beta4me Not today, cringemeister.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 13:37:09 2015 No.14478897 >>14478883 >You can certainly get some inspiration from your struggles with substance abuse (The Shining, for example) Or you end up getting really high and directing Maximum Overdrive.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 13:37:55 2015 No.14478900 >>14478881 You're not my maid. Where's Kiki?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 13:41:18 2015 No.14478908 >>14478883 Good thing nobody asked you then. And Hemingway's writing is as dry as old parchment. Even reading about a porter getting torn in half by a bull elephant in Green Hills of Africa was papery.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 13:42:46 2015 No.14478913 >>14478883 >Thinking like this is just glorifying substance abuse. Hey now I said as long as you don't over do it. Are you some straight edge guy who thinks that one or two drinks is abuse?

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 13:48:33 2015 No.14478919
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>>14478886
Yes, and I would touch her fluffy tails to embarass her.
I would also give her some kisses on her forehead and her cheeks and tell her that I love her!

>>14478891
Gross.
If she wants cum, she must rape me.

>>14478881
Good job Kitsune, now come here.
I will reward you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 13:52:54 2015 No.14478929 >>14478919 Would you nibble her ears? They're quite sensative.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 13:53:10 2015 No.14478933 >>14478881 Remind me again how we first met?

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 13:54:12 2015 No.14478935

>>14478709
>KC says that Mamonos don't go after evil/psychotic men and that they sense if he's evil with its SE

I inferred the exact opposite, namely:
> "Tales of ugly male bandits and thieves, etc. who were charmed after being attacked by monsters due to sheer pleasure and love and then had a change of heart and stopped attacking people are not uncommon."

In KChugboxland, monstergirls don't care if you're ugly inside or out, because LOVE REDEEMS

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 13:56:22 2015 No.14478939 >>14478935 >In KChugboxland, monstergirls don't care if you're ugly inside or out, because LOVE REDEEMS While that is mostly true, KC also said somewhere that absolutely unredeemably evil men are avoided by mgs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 13:58:29 2015 No.14478943 >>14478859 Why do you people always think I'm some kind of yandere writer. Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 13:59:17 2015 No.14478949 >>14478939 This. Serial killer type psychopaths get no loving. If you're a real dick to MG's, then you get the Eros curse of no lovin' too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 14:00:33 2015 No.14478951 >>14478939 >>14478949 >implying this is a bad thing

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 14:02:15 2015 No.14478960 >>14478951 Who said that this is a bad thing. I just stated how it is.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 14:03:46 2015 No.14478965 >>14478960 Right. Time to be a huge dick and earn my peace and quiet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 14:04:32 2015 No.14478969 >>14478951 It is because even after coming back from a hard day of slaughtering demons for the good of humanity, the qt 2D human girls won't thirst for your dick. Eros curse works on love from all girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 14:04:52 2015 No.14478970 >>14478965 That's stupid.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 14:04:58 2015 No.14478971 >>14478009 Those faces look right the fuck out of deviant art

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 14:05:34 2015 No.14478972 File: 3.03 MB, 3000x2000, deus vult.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14476458 >Tomasu Get in faggot, we're going purging

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 14:05:47 2015 No.14478973 >>14478970 You're stupid.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 14:06:13 2015 No.14478976 >>14476266 Yes, and I don't know why

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 14:06:27 2015 No.14478978 >>14478933 In the alleyway behind a dunkin doughnuts

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 14:06:39 2015 No.14478979

>>14478817
Just get plant MG
They love shit, they grow in shit
I remember there was a story about guy whose spirit energy was so shit it made mgs puke just from his mere presence. So he was exiled from the city and went to kill himself in the woods but met a plant who liked his taste

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 14:07:12 2015 No.14478981 >>14478969 Good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 14:07:49 2015 No.14478985 File: 85 KB, 700x463, f6SLg3auDBQdsNYi_5Gvsg_r.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14478972

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 14:08:26 2015 No.14478989 >>14478973 No, throwing away your dignity and morality for such a petty reason is stupid.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 14:08:32 2015 No.14478991 >>14478979 This story sounds so stupid I want to read it. Do you still remember?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 14:08:38 2015 No.14478992 >>14473315 >dragon bully quest Didn't the Dragon Bully thing originate from our time on /a/?

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 14:09:07 2015 No.14478993

>>14478859
>Predator
>Ever yander
The only way she'd be a yandere is if the guy managed to actually physically harm her.

Dutch's brother in the expanded comics did that and the thing went batshit so I'd guess the fact that he wouldn't let her 'hunt' him drove her over the edge.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 14:09:44 2015 No.14478996 >>14478989 >dignity Good one. >morality Morality is for people who don't have huge rape-tanks chasing them every five minutes.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 14:10:12 2015 No.14478998
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It's Dr. Wurm! Finish the sentences Anon so she can develop a full psychiatric profile of you

The best Dragon Species is ___

These Dragons are for ___

I want one of these Dragons to be my ___

Dragons are objectively the best Monster Girl Family (Y/Y)

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 14:10:44 2015 No.14478999

>>14478929
I would let her nibble my ears.
I have little ears.

>>14478939
True, that's what I was referencing >>14478935
For the bandits, maybe they don't kill people but they just steal some stuffs because they have no money or something, but they probably kill no one or else they wouldn't rape them.
They can kill people if they are irredeemable.

Now it makes me wonder what happens to the Order soldiers and heroes, since the DL's army like to kidnap men from the Order.
Apparently, most of them change their point of view of the mamonos after seeing one.
Maybe, most of them don't even kill a MG.
No wonder that Druella manages to take over Lescatie. They can't do shit.

>>14478943
Because stalkers yanderes are fun.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 14:11:13 2015 No.14479000 >>14478996 Oh. you're one of THOSE guys. Just find a nice non-rapey girl and stay with her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 14:11:59 2015 No.14479001 File: 166 KB, 479x1200, Yeti2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14478972 Sure, we heading to the Matango Lair? Also gotta make sure I'm back before 12.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 14:12:28 2015 No.14479006 >>14478998 >The best Dragon Species is Vanilla Dragon, obviously. >These Dragons are for ___ Loving. >I want one of these Dragons to be my ___ Wife...? >Dragons are objectively the best Yes...and by yes, I mean yes.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 14:13:08 2015 No.14479008

>>14478999
>Maybe, most of them don't even kill a MG.
very very few citizens of the order countrys actually know that mamono are not flesh eating abominations, so most heroes get severe doubts/ptsd when they find out they are supposed to slaughter what basically sums up to a bunch of cute girls

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 14:13:23 2015 No.14479010 >>14478998 Wurm Loving Wife Y

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 14:13:48 2015 No.14479012 >>14479001 >You will never impregnate Toumasu's moe as fuck Yeti >Spooning and snuggling her as she lets you cuddlefuck her for warmth in her cave

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 14:14:08 2015 No.14479013 >>14478998 How did a wurm get a doctorate? >Wock >Loving >Soulmate y

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 14:14:24 2015 No.14479015 >>14479000 No, you can't make me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 14:14:30 2015 No.14479017 >>14478998 The best Dragon Species is Jabberwock These Dragons are for cuddling and lewdness I want one of these Dragons to be my Onee-san / Boss Also maybe.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 14:15:10 2015 No.14479019 >>14478993 He just talks to a woman or calls his mom. Yanderes can go crazy for reasons like this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 14:16:19 2015 No.14479021 >>14478998 Wyvern Tomboyish shenanigans Friend I don't have the confidence to push it any farther Dragons are bretty gud

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 14:16:33 2015 No.14479022 >>14478989 >throwing away your dignity and morality for such a petty reason is stupid. You can literally say the exact same thing about getting with a MG

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 14:17:29 2015 No.14479023 >>14478991 No It was like half a year ago

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 14:17:47 2015 No.14479024 >>14479022 Since when does getting a nice nonhuman wife have to do with any of that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 14:19:03 2015 No.14479028 >>14479023 Awwww. Was it in the pastebins atleast?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 14:20:27 2015 No.14479031 >>14478998 >The best Dragon Species is ___ Wurm >These Dragons are for ___ Motorboating >I want one of these Dragons to be my ___ Maid.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 14:20:57 2015 No.14479032 >>14479028 Yes It was posted in this thread

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 14:23:27 2015 No.14479037 >>14479032 Alrighty, thanks familia.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 14:25:22 2015 No.14479040 >>14478998 >Dr. Wurm She's not a real doctor.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 14:27:02 2015 No.14479045 File: 727 KB, 1920x1080, 1441228847858.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14479019 I've still only done ONE fucking yandere story. ONE. That isn't enough to make you a yanderefag.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 14:29:41 2015 No.14479053 >>14478998 Gold Loving and treasuring Soulmate ...why?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 14:31:07 2015 No.14479055 >>14479037 Post it here if you find it

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 14:31:38 2015 No.14479057 >>14479053 >>14479031 >>14479021 >>14479017 >>14479010 >>14479006 >>14478998 Waiting on the diagnosis doc

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 14:36:02 2015 No.14479061 >>14479057 No Wurm can do that with such a small sample size.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 14:40:23 2015 No.14479074
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>All these fags complaining about a lack of a waifu
>How no MG would love a sociopathic murderer because MUH MAMANO MANA
>Not just MAKING YOUR OWN WAIFU
>FROM THE BONES OF THE CONSORT OF THE ASPECT OF MAGIC

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 14:43:18 2015 No.14479080 >>14479074 good luck finding those

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 14:46:54 2015 No.14479086

>>14479006
You want a simple life. You're not interested in high adventure, or a life filled with drama and twist. You're more than content to live in a castle with your loving Dragon wife by your side.

>>14479010
You have the best tastes. Truly impeccable. Without flaw. You are smart, intelligent, and know whats to know. Enclosed you will find a marriage certificate, please fill it out.

>>14479017
You're the kind of person who's naturally submissive. You don't mind other people in control, in fact you crave it. It takes responsibility off of you, and it's someone to guide you and help you. It also makes you feel protected and loved when, after a long day, she wraps her claws around you lovingly.

>>14479021
You want to relive your childhood, was it stunted or awkward during your youth? Whatever it was, you're less interested in a romance and more interested in having fun and living life. However, don't be surprised if romance ends up finding you when one day while rough housing the Wyvern accidentally kissers you.

>>14479031
You're best of tastes, but really kinky. And lewd. Too lewd now, please don't tease the Wurms when they try to do their job!

>>14479013
Don't be racist, just because she's a Wurm she can't go to doctor school? Rude.

Anyways, you want a a storybook romance. You want to be swept from your bored life by a cool, daring Jabberwock. You want her to carry you far away, and take you on fun romantic dates that make you feel alive. You want her to hold you closely and whisper you poetry she made on the spot about you. You want love, and to be loved. Just remember to show her you love her back the best you can, maybe by learning how to cook?

>>14479053
You're similar to above, but you rather cold hard cash than romance. Well, not exactly, you like being objectified. A Dragon clinging to you and seeing you as both a lover and a treasure makes you feel wonderful. Something about the idea of being carried around by her makes you feel special inside.

>>14479040
I'm sorry, are you the one who spent years studying and going to school? Who stayed up hours into the night cramming? Who dealt with all the stress and pain? I thought not.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 14:49:56 2015 No.14479096 I want to Bully an Oni by being too strong for them to beat, even when I don't lift a finger

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 14:50:00 2015 No.14479095 >>14479074 Isn't that what we call a homunculus? Also, most look down on those lacking the soul of a true flesh and blood waifu. >>14479086 >objectified I'm just tired of being made to feel worthless. Blame it on dabbling in 3D

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 14:50:39 2015 No.14479097 >>14479086 >You want a simple life I suppose that's just true enough for a passing grade. Not bad, doctor W.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 14:51:12 2015 No.14479099 >>14479086 >You're the kind of person who's naturally submissive. You don't mind other people in control, in fact you crave it. That's actually pretty spot on

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 14:52:08 2015 No.14479102 >>14479095 >Also, most look down on those lacking the soul of a true flesh and blood waifu. But her brain is from a lovely girl names Abby....something.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 14:53:33 2015 No.14479108 >>14478998 Ryu Worship Master Y

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 14:55:42 2015 No.14479114 >>14479086 >Smart, intelligent, and know whats to know. Aww, shucks doc. I don't like to brag, but- >Enclosed you will find a marriage certificate Wait, what? Kind of sudden, but alright.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 14:56:38 2015 No.14479117 >>14478998 WURM! Watching movies with, cuddling with, loving, teasing, having wild pelvis-crushing sex with, making babies with, raising daughters with Wife, best friend and soul mate YYYY

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 14:57:53 2015 No.14479122 >>14478998 No x4. This test wasn't made for me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 14:58:10 2015 No.14479123 >>14478998 >Copper Dragons >Hanging out and pulling pranks on haughtier dragons with. >Friend >What happens if I say N?

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 14:58:43 2015 No.14479124
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>>14479086
>You're best of tastes, but really kinky. And lewd. Too lewd now, please don't tease the Wurms when they try to do their job!
But lewd is fun and Wurms are made for teasing, I want to molest a maid Wurm as she tries to clean.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 15:02:11 2015 No.14479128 >>14479102 Did her last name happen to be Normal?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 15:03:13 2015 No.14479131 >>14479128 Why yes. Why do you ask?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 15:08:47 2015 No.14479146 >>14478998 >Dunno, regular dragon I guess >no idea, what do dragons think they're for? >I don't >N, but they aren't terrible either.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 15:11:26 2015 No.14479154 >>14479108 >Master The word you want is Mistress, anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 15:12:40 2015 No.14479158 >>14479154 Maybe he serves a Ryu Alp that's in denial.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 15:13:40 2015 No.14479161 File: 1.41 MB, 1240x1754, 9bd159edd2194e7ae6dd098b5e7ec90.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to shag a scary dragon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 15:15:37 2015 No.14479169 My waifu controls a satellite that allows her to call in orbital bombardment. To make it worse, she's a chuuni, so when she really loses her shit there's nothing left but a crater and an angry Wurm screaming to the heavens. >HAMMER OF DAAAAAAAAWN

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 15:18:29 2015 No.14479177 >>14479161 The only thing scary about this picture is how poorly that nose is drawn. Holy fuck that's awful.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 15:20:31 2015 No.14479181 File: 1.07 MB, 992x1403, 1442938531119.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14479177 Barbs noses are just an acquired taste I guess.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 15:26:11 2015 No.14479190 >>14479181 >Jubjub Elphelt I want more of this

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 15:30:41 2015 No.14479194 >>14479190 I want Jub-Jub stories in general.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 15:32:00 2015 No.14479198 >>14479177 Hey I like Barb's noses.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 15:33:36 2015 No.14479205 I dunno what to write without just making it something silly like a pyromaniac getting into an Agni Kai with an Ignis

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 15:36:24 2015 No.14479215 >>14479198 I think the problem is that people aren't used to seeing 2d girls that actually have noses.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 15:42:38 2015 No.14479232 >>14479205 Just write silly stuff.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 15:42:42 2015 No.14479233

>>14479008
And yet they are Holstaurs and Kobolds who live in some of the Order countries. Kobold are harmless so it's fine but Holstaurs can rape humans so I don't understand their logic.

Then again, they are supposed to be some dumb religious freaks, so it doesn't surprise me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 15:53:21 2015 No.14479261 >>14479061 Well then she can eat a fucking dick. Scientist my ass.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 15:53:25 2015 No.14479262 Who do I have to offer blood tithes to for P'Orc stuff

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 15:58:10 2015 No.14479274 File: 208 KB, 750x737, 45382302_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14479262 I've heard that if say "pork chops" 3 times in an empty field at night that you'll be spirited away by P'Orcs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 15:58:49 2015 No.14479276 >>14479262 Trader Anon. He loves fatties so he'd be perfect to make a fat pig story

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 16:00:37 2015 No.14479280 >>14479276 I don't think Trader is the only one that likes thick girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 16:01:06 2015 No.14479284 >>14479274 Oh, and have truffle-scented cologne, they love that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 16:02:26 2015 No.14479287 File: 2.20 MB, 1500x2121, mei-waifu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14479280 Sure he is. I mean I like them but I'll be damned if I willingly give you all OC without you somehow broke the tsun

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 16:03:37 2015 No.14479290 File: 140 KB, 404x600, dbe55920bf8fa8eeda6992275abadd5e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14479276 They aren't even fat though. Hell even calling them a big chubby would be pushing it, can you see any fat on that stomach?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 16:04:42 2015 No.14479293 >>14479290 >big Bit. If anything's fat here it's my fingers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 16:05:49 2015 No.14479296 >>14479290 It's not her stomach that's fat. It's those goddamned piglet bearing sow hips of hers. You could probably smack that ass and all that bacon would jiggle as she climaxed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 16:08:50 2015 No.14479297 >>14479296 >You could probably smack that ass and all that bacon would jiggle as she climaxed. Please don't do this, I only fapped an hour ago.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 16:10:06 2015 No.14479301 >>14479297 We're talking big handfuls of P'Orc ass here, man. It's like you could tell her you'd love her tenderloin and she'd jump your bones, getting on her knees in reverse cowgirl and letting you see that ass bounce on your shaft.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 16:26:50 2015 No.14479337 >>14479287 I want to hug the big booty yuki-onna http://i.imgur.com/3nMEO5v.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 16:28:22 2015 No.14479339 >>14479337 Could be bigger.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 16:31:33 2015 No.14479342 >>14479301 >You will never hotdog a fat p'orc ass while making tenderloin puns

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 16:31:47 2015 No.14479343 >>14479322 If only she had a bit of muscle to go along with those perky tits.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 16:34:35 2015 No.14479348 File: 884 KB, 756x1200, oni on a bench.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14479343 muscles arent everything anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 16:38:48 2015 No.14479361 File: 409 KB, 658x890, 085115e093d0d542276be4682831f10b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14479348 An Oni without muscle is like a pair of huge titties that don't produce milk, or an Echidna with a barren womb. Shit doesn't check out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 16:39:18 2015 No.14479362 >>14479339 Bigger yuki-onna booty http://i.imgur.com/n7HNxZb.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 16:40:45 2015 No.14479365 File: 43 KB, 640x480, 1449738086991.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14479361 Or a kind Goddess not being loved by humans!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 16:41:09 2015 No.14479366 >>14479362 >http://i.imgur.com/n7HNxZb.jpg Keep going Anon. I'll let you know when to stop.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 16:42:28 2015 No.14479370
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>>14479342
>You will never trip balls on fine wine in your pen of sows and impregnate EVERY. LAST. SOW.
>Finishing with your waifu, who's the biggest, most brickhouse P'Orc of the bunch
>Making the other breeders jealous with how you nibble on her ears, sproink her tail, and just lay her down on her stomach as you jackhammer your cock into her slavering P'Orc pussy
>Folding your body on top of her as you cumflate her enough to bear three piglets

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 16:43:32 2015 No.14479372 File: 224 KB, 544x824, 14367834543233.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14479361 Onis are made for fighting and winning!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 16:44:44 2015 No.14479374 >>14475329 But anon no one sucks my dick I'd like it, but no one does

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 16:47:28 2015 No.14479386 >>14479370 >cumflate Into the trash it goes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 16:49:59 2015 No.14479396 >No shortstack Anubis to headpat

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 16:51:35 2015 No.14479402 File: 112 KB, 850x583, spank.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you spank your daughteru for being naughty? http://vocaroo.com/i/s1m6HZxu71jx

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 16:52:03 2015 No.14479403 File: 157 KB, 801x1024, You dicked the crazy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14479386 You're right Anon, it's a bad idea to try and do nice things.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 16:52:29 2015 No.14479405 File: 530 KB, 744x900, 436346356.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14478998 >Dragons are objectively the best Monster Girl Family (Y/Y) Best monster family is succubi. They have Vampires, Demons, Lilims and Amazons.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 16:55:50 2015 No.14479414
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>>14478998
>The best Dragon Species is
Red Dragons!
>These Dragons are for
Passionate love-making near a roaring fire that they made.
>I want one of these Dragons to be my
Mistress!
>Dragons are objectively the best Monster Girl Family (Y/Y)
Yes yes

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 16:57:08 2015 No.14479419

>>14479402
No, corporal punishment only teaches to condemn negative behavior while not reinforcing positive and demonstrating that violence is an acceptable solution.

It would be best to sit her down and explain why what she did was wrong and/or reward her for being behaved.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 16:58:09 2015 No.14479421 File: 20 KB, 258x258, 1439249443812.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14479402 >http://vocaroo.com/i/s1m6HZxu71jx

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 17:00:01 2015 No.14479426 >>14479405 That's a cute succubus.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 17:01:59 2015 No.14479429 >>14479402 I think not. The last time I tried, my pants were wet from something that didn't smell like urine

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 17:02:53 2015 No.14479435 File: 428 KB, 507x714, Pegasus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why not accept the love of horse pussy kingdom? Please? Or do you only accept Unicorn Pegasi?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 17:03:01 2015 No.14479436 File: 306 KB, 842x1000, 1394853205595.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14479426 Blue skin and black sclera though, she's extra corrupt and powerful. You're being seduced!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 17:04:20 2015 No.14479446 >>14479402 http://vocaroo.com/i/s0K8jXE3Yb1S

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 17:05:43 2015 No.14479451 >>14479396 >Head patting a short stack Anubis while making sure to stroke behind her ears >She tries to act serious but her tail wagging gives her away My heat couldn't take it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 17:07:38 2015 No.14479457 >>14479451 Maybe she'd get grumpy and start growling, because she's insecure about her height. Then you give her shoulder rides, and all she can do is get flustered and blush while hiding her face in her paws.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 17:07:59 2015 No.14479459 >>14479436 Well, of course I'm being seduced. That's what succubi do. And that one you posted is extra cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 17:09:41 2015 No.14479465 >>14479457 Shoulder rides? That sounds like a great way to have short stack Anubis breasts bouncing on your head.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 17:09:44 2015 No.14479466 >>14479436 >"W-Why are you talking to me Human, don't you know I'm a Demon? I'm dangerous, I could hurt you..."

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 17:12:12 2015 No.14479473 >>14479402 Muh dick >>14479429 W-what could it be, anon?

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 17:13:29 2015 No.14479479

>>14479419
>It would be best to sit her down and explain why what she did was wrong and/or reward her for being behaved.

I'm not the best person to judge these things, but does that ever actually work? Surely if there's no punishment the kid will just go on to repeat the shitty behavior. Also, I was spanked when I was naughty as a kid and I'm a pacifist, so it doesn't necessarily make an adult who thinks violence is acceptable.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 17:16:38 2015 No.14479490
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>>14479459
I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm not trying to seduce anyone, if anything YOU are trying to seduce ME. Why else would you wear such tight pants and keep staring at my tits?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 17:18:51 2015 No.14479499 >>14479490 >You will never out-seduce a succubus

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 17:21:07 2015 No.14479503 >>14479490 At least I'm wearing pants. And your boobs are frankly quite large. It's difficult not to look at them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 17:21:29 2015 No.14479504 >>14479490 I suggest you refrain from the ERP session.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 17:23:49 2015 No.14479510 >>14479473 Who knows? But she's been acting strange lately. Forgetting her panties, wearing shorter and shorter clothing, refusing to outgrow sitting on my lap...

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 17:23:59 2015 No.14479511 >>14479504 I don't think he can help it, the succubus family also includes alps.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 17:27:27 2015 No.14479517 File: 274 KB, 709x1125, 1408329847384.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14479504 I like the tsundere types.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 17:30:05 2015 No.14479524 >>14479402 No, I'd give her spankings as a reward for being a good girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 17:32:20 2015 No.14479534 File: 273 KB, 800x600, arumasweater_st03.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sweaters are nice.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 17:33:29 2015 No.14479540

>>14479499
>Succubus sneaks into a man's home a night, hoping for a bit of spirit energy
>Slowly opens the door to his bedroom and slinks inside
>Only to be met by lit candles and the man laying in the middle of the room on a bear skin rug, wearing nothing but his mustache
>"Well hey there, beautiful" the man says
>Audible dripping noises can be heard

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 17:34:33 2015 No.14479544 File: 202 KB, 479x705, 1449466186751.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14479534 they sure are.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 17:37:41 2015 No.14479553 >>14479544 Who colored it? Did they do the first half of the picture as well?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 17:45:03 2015 No.14479578 File: 204 KB, 727x1037, 49156444_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is there anything more frightening and arousing than having a starving, lust crazed succubus lunge at you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 17:46:11 2015 No.14479584 >>14479578 A starving, lust-crazed Ushi Oni lunging at you while you're standing on a hardwood floor.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 17:47:19 2015 No.14479589
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>>14479578
>Is there anything more frightening and arousing than having a starving, lust crazed succubus lunge at you?
Having a starving yandere, lust crazed Succubus lunge at you.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 17:50:43 2015 No.14479597
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>>14479578
>painted nails
>painted nails that are loud and gaudy in color
>painted nails that are loud and gaudy in color and are different colors for each nail
>painted nails that are loud and gaudy in color and are different colors for each nail AND ARE FUCKING ASYMMETRICAL

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 17:51:45 2015 No.14479601 >>14479589 yandere a shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 17:52:23 2015 No.14479605 >>14479597 wonderful isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 17:52:35 2015 No.14479607 >>14479578 Being chased be a sex starved Wurm who doesn't care about trees, animals, rocks or anything else that might get in her way.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 17:54:20 2015 No.14479615 >>14479601 ur a shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 17:58:20 2015 No.14479630 >>14479615 why u say these hurtful things

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 17:58:32 2015 No.14479631 >>14479365 Illias is cute in that picture.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 17:59:14 2015 No.14479633 File: 380 KB, 800x717, jubjub2_censored.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here's some bird titties for you. http://i.imgur.com/ddh60zF.png

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 17:59:25 2015 No.14479634 >>14479630 Because my waifu isn't real.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 18:00:33 2015 No.14479639 >>14479633 Thanks. This is very very nice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 18:01:01 2015 No.14479641 >>14479633 Neat. I like the subtle wing placement between the two versions. Buff Lilim next maybe?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 18:01:20 2015 No.14479644 >>14479633 i wubwubs dis jubjubs

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 18:01:38 2015 No.14479646 >>14479633 Those feathers look comfy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 18:01:58 2015 No.14479648 File: 499 KB, 1100x854, 1439865504068.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14479584 The best.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 18:03:33 2015 No.14479657 >>14479646 I'll bet JubJubs give the best and comfiest wing hugs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 18:06:06 2015 No.14479668 >>14479657 What would they smell like?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 18:06:14 2015 No.14479669 File: 856 KB, 1056x1100, 1442784258567.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14479657 >no Snow Jub to make hot cocoa with and get hugged by

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 18:07:50 2015 No.14479675 >>14479668 strawberry shortcake.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 18:08:13 2015 No.14479678 >>14479668 I imagine them smelling like roses due to the Queen of Hearts' influence.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 18:09:08 2015 No.14479684 >>14479668 Cotton candy, strawberries, or cherries.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 18:09:12 2015 No.14479685 >>14479675 >>14479678 Sounds nice.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 18:09:36 2015 No.14479688
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>>14479578
A starving, lust-crazed Hellhound, Wurm or any dangerous dominant MG lunging at you.
Cute succubus though. Would let her rape me.

>>14479589
Nice pic. Succubi are love.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 18:09:39 2015 No.14479689 >>14479633 Heart pupils, breast pillows and wing hugs? This is a threat to my life.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 18:11:58 2015 No.14479700 >>14479633 Thank you! Jubjub is love. Tittybird is my waifu

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 18:14:57 2015 No.14479718 >>14479633 Thanks anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 18:16:02 2015 No.14479723 File: 803 KB, 1000x1000, nose.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14479161 >>14479177 I'm aware the nose on that pic was weird. What do you think of a nose like that ?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 18:19:36 2015 No.14479739 File: 1.94 MB, 160x200, 1443890760021.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14479723 That doesn't look too bad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 18:20:20 2015 No.14479740 >>14479723 There are worse noses anon, and to be honest, that one looks pretty good

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 18:21:03 2015 No.14479744 >>14479578 Seeing her land on the guy behind me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 18:21:11 2015 No.14479745 >>14479739 Woops, wrong Snake image. But still, the nose looks fine.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 18:23:06 2015 No.14479753 >>14479723 I find it hilarious that anything more than a single dot or a small shadow implying a nose even exists triggers the fuck out of everyone here. They're good noses, you guys are just irredeemable weeks. N...not like me, right? Guys?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 18:26:40 2015 No.14479769 File: 381 KB, 800x600, arumasweater_lean01.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14479544 Indeed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 18:27:17 2015 No.14479772 >>14479723 Looks good to me, not every artstyle has to be the same and one artist drawing girls that actually have noses isn't a bad thing. The world would be boring without variety.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 18:28:46 2015 No.14479780 >>14479723 That Cheshire looks pretty stacked.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 18:28:47 2015 No.14479781 File: 113 KB, 1100x1200, 1449756476573.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14479769 Without a doubt.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 18:29:00 2015 No.14479783 What job in MGC would be the safest?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 18:29:35 2015 No.14479785 >>14479723 Don't like them at all but that's because I prefer 2D style

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 18:30:25 2015 No.14479787 >>14477663 How is that bullying?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 18:34:43 2015 No.14479809 >>14479783 Mafioso.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 18:34:50 2015 No.14479810 File: 580 KB, 800x600, arumasweater_oppai2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14479781 Unquestionably.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 18:38:47 2015 No.14479819 >>14479809 Wouldn't you have a lot of dangerous MGs fawning over you all the time and trying to get into your pants, your bed, or your shower with you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 18:39:15 2015 No.14479820 >>14479787 Because Elves are rapebait. It's her first time and she's prepared herself for the inevitable violent rape, but then you tenderly love her in the missionary position and ask for her hand in marriage. You ruined her expectations.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 18:41:31 2015 No.14479827 File: 1.53 MB, 300x316, 1389125695865.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14479819 Yup.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 18:45:16 2015 No.14479843 File: 3.76 MB, 2560x1440, WitchcraftHeresyAndMutation.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When fandoms collide.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 18:47:03 2015 No.14479847 >>14479843 Stop dumpster diving, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 18:52:48 2015 No.14479862 File: 180 KB, 800x1129, 1442011070722.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14479810

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 18:53:28 2015 No.14479864 >>14479847 You know he loves it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 19:00:36 2015 No.14479899 File: 283 KB, 800x712, 41897240.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14479862 I bet snail girls are Holst/Sea Bishop levels of gentle.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 19:01:40 2015 No.14479902

>>14479820
>You will never chicken wing an Elf and put her face into the dirt
>Letting her hear you unshackling your pants
>She's wiggling her hips, the arousal dripping down her thighs
>She's talking about how you want to shove your disgusting man-meat into her virginal Elf hole and knock her up with a disgusting half breed
>Her face when she looks back, not to see a raging hard-on, but you just changing yourself into your pajamas
>Asks you why you're not raping her, but still holding her down
"It's because you don't need to run away from sharing body heat. It's cold out."

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 19:08:38 2015 No.14479921 >>14479902 This is bullying I can get behind.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 19:09:11 2015 No.14479925 >>14479902 We need to go deeper, both figuratively and literally.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 19:11:06 2015 No.14479928

>>14479899
Giant Slugs got rid of their shells because they were getting in the way of fucking, so I would assume that Giant Snails are chill as fuck.
The shells would be a nice feature, especially if they're big enough to accommodate both her and her husband. Imagine if a Giant Snail and her husband are out on a 'walk' and it suddenly starts raining. They could just take shelter in and cuddle inside the shell until it passes over.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 19:11:26 2015 No.14479932 File: 282 KB, 800x600, 1449965486540.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14479862

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 19:13:19 2015 No.14479941 File: 139 KB, 1048x762, 1449965599888.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14479843 Bad things happen.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 19:14:03 2015 No.14479944 How non-sexual could you get with an MG before it died of a severe case of Hypodickia?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 19:14:55 2015 No.14479949 >>14479928 I just realized that instead of getting soaked in water, the guy would get soaked in snail slime and other fluids resulting from fucking inside of the shell, but oh well. An acceptable trade-off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 19:14:56 2015 No.14479950 File: 352 KB, 631x893, 39726493.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14479932 >no fat tail Who is this imposter

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 19:15:04 2015 No.14479952 >>14479941 To good monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 19:16:20 2015 No.14479956 >>14479944 Depends on the species, though I think they'd take it by force rather than just let themselves waste away.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 19:16:45 2015 No.14479959 >>14479950 Would monster girls be proud of or embarrassed about having a big fat tail?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 19:16:49 2015 No.14479960 File: 26 KB, 1116x677, 2fc15eb83033f7e9ce320e8836fffd14.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14479932 I want to surprise buttfuck a onee-san type succubus as she strolls through the house in nothing more than a sweater.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 19:17:02 2015 No.14479961 >>14479944 How many waifus can you have before you die from having too much sex?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 19:17:23 2015 No.14479963 >>14479633 Mono you da man. You've done Jubjub, Jabberwock, Chesires, what Wonderland Girl next? pls say Mad Hatter, mad hatters are so underrated

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 19:18:10 2015 No.14479968 >>14479928 >Gentle sex inside a snail's shell This is a nice thought

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 19:18:54 2015 No.14479971 File: 509 KB, 797x597, 1794393242432.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14479950 Reminder that if you bump into Alma Elma: RUN

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 19:19:30 2015 No.14479973 >>14479963 I want to see Mono do a cute Dormouse, she doesn't get much attention art-wise and he said he wanted to draw more body types.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 19:19:35 2015 No.14479974 >>14479971 She a cunt.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 19:19:47 2015 No.14479975 >>14479960 >Oh no, attack failed >implying that wasn't her Keikaku all along

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 19:20:11 2015 No.14479976 >>14479971 >Run >Not bullying What the fuck is wrong with you, anon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 19:20:31 2015 No.14479978 >>14479974 Like most MGQ girls. That's what happens when you fill your script with badly written jokes and make likeable characters a secondary concern.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 19:20:34 2015 No.14479979 File: 528 KB, 872x368, 1449966034736.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14479950 Same lady. >>14479971 >He thinks he can run

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 19:21:12 2015 No.14479983 File: 84 KB, 1169x2660, 1400300929084.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14479960 Damn these lewd Succubi! Why won't they fight fair?!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 19:23:01 2015 No.14479989 >>14479983 This is a boss battle i can gladly fight.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 19:25:09 2015 No.14479995 >>14479983 Easy XP.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 19:26:09 2015 No.14479999 >>14479983 That last expression got a giggle. I have a feeling most powerful succubi fight simply to get hot and sweaty before they just brush the fighter off and ravish him

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>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 19:28:01 2015 No.14480005 File: 169 KB, 798x631, Help.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14479999 Quads confirm it. Before he knows it, he'll be plowing her fat ass, 100% seduced. Succubi are scary.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 19:28:16 2015 No.14480006 >>14480001 I want to suck on her toes.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 19:29:54 2015 No.14480015

>>14479999
One eventually realizes that no matter if a succubus is stronger or weaker than you physically, in the end all that matters is that you can outsex her.

Why bother trying to kill her when you can sex-battle her and then leave her a satisfied pile of succubutt that will probably stop annoying you and just carry on with whatever you were doing in the first place?

it practically has the same outcome as killing her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 19:30:21 2015 No.14480018 >>14480005 >flat chested one with wide hips Come home, Paladin

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 19:31:03 2015 No.14480019

>>14479983
>Encounter Succubus Boss Fight
>She does her lewd shit as she see you're a muscled thing.
>'Hey there handsome. I've been a bad girl.'
>'I'm a virgin.'
>Her eyes widen as you throw a punch in the air and suddenly she is hit with a Knight of the Round long animation of being punched in the cunt for 9999 damage.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 19:31:40 2015 No.14480021 >>14480018 My nigga, she's my favorite too. I like her horns.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 19:31:51 2015 No.14480023 >>14480005 That reminds me of that one greentext with the werewolf. They fight hard and fast and then just fuck like rabbits. Anyone save that post?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 19:36:30 2015 No.14480032 File: 424 KB, 648x879, 1447538454916.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14479899 I imagine that Slug and Snail girls wouldn't be too aggressive full moon aside.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 19:38:25 2015 No.14480038 >>14480032 Most Monster Girls with slow metabolism would I guess. Like a Sloth Girl who struggles to move across the house, or a Crocodile Girl so lazy she just waits for men to get too close to the water's edge.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 19:44:00 2015 No.14480046

>>14479925
>>14479921
>Elf-chan becomes your travelling companion
>She tries an assortment of stuff to try and get you to rape her
>Raging Mushroom soup, wearing cursed sex armor
>She's always asking you why you're saving all the gold in your adventures, having no less than three thousand pieces in a pocket dimension in your belt's bag
>Tell her it's a secret
>Be sleeping with her in the Inn for the evening, she's grinding her sex on your right leg
>Wake up
>She flushes bright red and puts her back to you for the evening
>Next day tell her to wait outside of the shop
>Come back out with a small wooden box, she quirks an eyebrow
"Some other silly knick-knack you don't need?"
>Grin softly, opening it
>It's a sapphire ring, matching her eyes
>She sees you taking a knee
>Starts flushing red, saying "No no nonononono" repeatedly
>Tell her that through all of your adventures together, you've only had eyes for her, even with all her sex-crazed antics
>No sooner than you get back to the Inn is she scrabbling to get her clothes off, telling you to fuck her like a wild animal
>Sigh softly, she still hasn't learned
>Push her onto the bed, undressing, spreading her legs. She's bone dry.
>She complains that she's dirty down there as you administer tongue for no less than thirty minutes, turning the sheets into a sopping mess
"Y-you have no sense of restraint or pacing."
>Unsheathe EXCALIBUR, the thickness and length taking her aback
>She winces as you break her hymen, pushing into her slowly
>Grabs onto you, feeling your girth inside of her tight Elf hole
>Start slowly, eventually humping her in missionary like a hyena in a rut
>Kiss her as you maintain eye contact, sending jettisons of spunk into her
>She grumbles about it being a safe day
>Grin at her, leaning in
"We always have every other day, my wife."
>She goes red from the dagger tips of her ears to the toes on her feet

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 19:49:49 2015 No.14480057 >>14480046 hnnngh

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 19:50:05 2015 No.14480058 >>14480038 >Crocodile Girl you don't fuck with crocs on land. They can sprint fast enough to make you shit yourself

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 19:51:20 2015 No.14480062 >>14480046 I want to shethe my blade in an elf.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 19:53:24 2015 No.14480069 >>14480046 The fact that we will never have our own elfs to bully is almost too unbearable. I want to molest those knife ears.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 19:54:01 2015 No.14480071 >>14480058 Unless you're Australian.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 19:55:06 2015 No.14480074 >>14480069 Getting molested by Elves is pretty great too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 19:56:08 2015 No.14480076 >>14480071 G'DAY M8 > raped by crocodile girl while brewing your billy for some tucker

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 19:57:42 2015 No.14480081 >>14480076 >Australian croc girl shitposting on /hbg/ >talking shit on shotas and bishies, calling them "pooftahs"

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 19:57:43 2015 No.14480082 >>14480076 >get raped by something with a bad English/Australian accent >commit sodoku

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 20:01:58 2015 No.14480091 >>14480076 >>14480082 >BASH ME CUNT IN YA POOFTAH >MAKE ME BABY SHITTER AS BUSY AS A CAT TAKIN' A SHIT >Oi me husband o'er there? 'E's just got the old wobbly boot on I'd kill myself if I had to deal with a Bogan Crocodile Girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 20:02:04 2015 No.14480093 >>14480081 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f_p0CgPeyA

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 20:03:12 2015 No.14480096 >>14480023 Which one are you talking about? Now I'm curious.

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