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Performing the mating press on a Flatchested Kikimora

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.14456155
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14456155

Elves are for healing.

>> No.14456161

>go to take a shit
>get mercy killed by the mods
Lets go for 3,000+ without hitting image limit, okay?

>> No.14456173

Today OP was not a faggot.

>> No.14456181

4th for all of the overworked and under-appreciated writefags.

>> No.14456189

>>14456181
There aren't any. No writefag drama, please.

>> No.14456192
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14456192

>>14456152
still dead despite new thread

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14456201

Assuming direct control.

>> No.14456202
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14456202

How come this smug mother fucker gets to be the first one to have an official doujin?

>> No.14456203
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14456203

>>14456192
Maybe if OP picked a better maid to start the thread with we wouldn't be so dead.

>> No.14456207

>>14456192
It's early. All the good NEETS are sleeping.

>> No.14456209

>>14456152
>Performing the mating press

I want!

>> No.14456212

>>14456203
End yourself abominationfaggot.

>> No.14456213

So does the rest of the thread always think of monsters talking in an accent appropriate for there country of origin. Like Kikis being Slavic, or Elves being Nordic, or shoggoths being from New England

>> No.14456214

>>14456202
Shit taste.

>> No.14456216

>>14456213
No, I don't think of them talking at all. I'm not good at imagining voices.

>> No.14456217

>>14456202
Because KC understood the world needs more Cheshire. Seriously, before the doujin was announced I'm pretty sure Fizzshire had more art than the profile design.

>> No.14456218

>>14456152
>OP about flat-chested maid
>Uses the medium-chested redhead kiki instead of black haired twintails loli kiki

>> No.14456225

>>14456203
Maybe, but there's no maid better than a kikimora so it's a moot point.

>> No.14456230

>>14456189
>there aren't any

Maybe not overworked, but some are a little under-appreciated at times. Not trying to cause drama, just sending good vibes to fellow writefags.

>> No.14456235

>>14456230
Please no. It will all end in tears.

>> No.14456237

>>14456218
post it

>> No.14456241
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14456241

>>14456225
>>14456237

>> No.14456262

>>14456155
All Good Monster girls deserve healing.
Maybe even some evil ones if they cry about losing to a hero all the time

>> No.14456266

>>14456241
literally the perfect file name

>> No.14456269

>>14456262
All good heroes deserve to be healed by evil monstergirls

>> No.14456272
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>> No.14456279

>>14456272
What a classy matron.

>> No.14456283

>>14456272
That Oni looks like she'd be fun to drink with.

Cuddle too but mostly drink with, she looks like she has a good story or two to tell.

>> No.14456285

Monstergirls being scared of other monstergirls because of what they are.

Cute Alices afraid and grossed out by giant slugs
Beelzebubs scared shirtless of spidergirls
Angels afraid of devils and devils terrified of valkiryes
spidergirls afraid of Ignis because PERISH IN FLAMES!

>> No.14456288

>>14456262
>evil
Onto the sword it goes.

>> No.14456291

>>14456288
Not this shit again.

>> No.14456296
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14456296

>>14456291
Always

>> No.14456297

>>14456285
Shoggoths and Kikis fight each other on the spot when their eyes meet
Apos and Pharaohs are a given
Scyllas and Charibs too
Yetis and Wendigos also duel with one another

>> No.14456303

>>14456297
How do Yetis and Wendigos duel? Can't imagine any aggression from them.

>> No.14456305

>>14456303
>'AWA' and throws a snowball at Yeti
>Yeti throws one back

>> No.14456315

>>14456285
Dormice are terrified of Cheshires, not because they're cats but because they have a habit of pranking them as they sleep.
Jinkos and Hellhounds wrestle for supremacy whenever they meet
Kikis get nervous whenever a Wurm passes by, thinking they'll accidentally plough right through their master's house

>> No.14456316

>>14456303
Hugging duel, they each grab a guy and see who can snuggle him the best.

>> No.14456318

>>14456316
>Yeti gets a flashback to her mommy
>"Try to remember some of the basics of CQC!"
>Encounter starts to play
Mmm, yes.

>> No.14456327

>>14456152
>"M-Master." she blushes and adjusts her glasses
>After finishing her task of cleaning the study, she found you watching her
>"Is my work to your liking? You let it get awfully dirty in here master." You walk towards her, not saying a thing "Are you hungry? Dinner is in the oven, it'll be ready soon, it's roasted chicken tonight..."
>You walk closer still, circling around her, eventually placing you hands on her delicate shoulders "Master?"
>You move your hands from her shoulders down to her waist, hugging her tightly "M-Master..."
>You swing her off her feet, holding her at an angle like a dancer, you stare into her eyes "W-What exactly is it you're doing? There's work to be done, you know?"
>You kneel down and lay her onto the study's plush, large oriental carpet
>She begins to protest but you lift a fuzzy, floppy ear and blow into it before biting the tip
>You lift her thick, modest skirt revealing her black garters and panties, which you proceed to rip off
>You then ravish her delicate, pale body with an animal-like mating press, releasing copious amounts of semen insider her, all the while she clings to you
>You kiss her all over and get off of her, zipping up
>She brushes herself off and fixes her clothes, standing up "Very well, master. Like I said, dinner will be ready soon."
>She serves dinner and eats beside you like nothing happened
>"Now I'm most likely pregnant and now the chicken's overdone too because of what you did, you'll take responsibility, r-right?"

>> No.14456335

>>14456203
REMOVE SHOGGOTH remove shoggoth, you are the worst maid you are the blueberry smell

>> No.14456336

>>14456288
My man.

>> No.14456339
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14456339

>>14456336
You're so silly.

>> No.14456342

>>14456327
>treating sex like it's just a matter of course
I did not know how badly I wanted this.

>> No.14456344

>>14456327
But are the carpets still clean?

>> No.14456348
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14456348

Reminder that you're loved out there, somewhere. Never lose hope, and never let her down!

>> No.14456356

>>14456336
Brother.

>> No.14456357

>>14456348
Bloody hell, that's astonishing.

>> No.14456358

>>14456348
But she's not real.

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>>14456288
>>14456336
Evil monstergirls are best monstergirls

>> No.14456368

>>14456318
>Yeti puts on her best Golgo 13 serious face and charges in for the hug
>Wendigo awawas off out of fear and starts running
>Benny Hill style chase ensues and the Yeti has to catch the Wendigo

>> No.14456374

>>14456368
>Yakkety Sax intensifies
You! You did this to me!

>> No.14456383
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>>14456363
Damn right they are.

>> No.14456390

>>14456363
I want to play her rump like a bongo!

>> No.14456397
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>>14456363
>evil is edgy
>but not if monstergirls are involved
Jump off a cliff

>> No.14456398

>>14456305
>>14456316
>Guy gets lost in blizzard
>yeti and wendigo both converge
>notice each other before man notices either
>yeti approaches, calls out to man before a snowball nails her in the face
>wendigo begins to creep up to man "awawawa.mp4" starts
>promptly cut off by snowball
>Man still freezing
>luckily the local yuki-onna was there to help him

>> No.14456399

I want to be a hero who saves the land but upon beating the demon lord, marries her instead of killing her.

>She's knelt on the ground having accepted death
>You place the flat of your sword against her neck, she winces
>You sheath it, her head still hung low
>You kneel down and grab her hand
>Kissing the back of her hand, you smile as she blushes and gasps in astonishment
>"Leading a reformed life as my bride is surely better than being executed here, no?"
>"EEEEEEEEHHHHHH?"
>Party members are stunned and that human cleric girl in the party starts crying because she just assumed she'd eventually become your wife

>> No.14456400

>>14456358
That's quitter talk anon, are you a quitter?

>> No.14456403

>>14456348
I will!
>>14456400
That's right, you just gotta pierce the veil of reality using your D powers!

>> No.14456406
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14456406

Need more Sweaters, their is not enough

>> No.14456409

>>14456406
No dumping now.

>> No.14456410
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>>14456406

>> No.14456413

>>14456409
I wont, Just stating a fact

>> No.14456418

>>14456409
>>14456410
I, yeah, sorry.

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>>14456410

>> No.14456420

>>14456399
>saying no to cleric/nun pussy
I HATE YOU!

>> No.14456422

>>14456410
I love Apophis now. She's so deep, and throughful, and purple.

>> No.14456432

>>14456420
>humie pussy
>ever

nice me.

>> No.14456435

>>14456420
But she's a human.

>> No.14456443

What's your opinion on yandere human girls who turn into monsters for the man they love

>> No.14456445

>>14456443
Intrigue. Tell me more.

>> No.14456453

>>14456443
I have tthe desire to know more about this, tell me

>> No.14456454

>>14456318
>Loyalty to your husband or loyalty to me!

>> No.14456456

>>14456432
I could say the same to you.
>>14456435
>not being an equal opportunity employer

>> No.14456458

>>14456454
>There is no such thing as a "lover" in absolute terms!

>> No.14456459

>>14456443
I'd rather they stay human and simply take out any monstergirl rivals.

>> No.14456463

>>14456445
>>14456453
Oh, you know, being a monster has many advantages. Turning into an undead will make you able to stalk him 24/7 without needing to sleep or eat. Or maybe she thinks she's not beautiful enough as she is, and ask a Vampire for help. Or she thinks she can win his heart through magic and starts to practice witchcraft.

There are so many possibilities.

>> No.14456464

>>14456459
This nigga gets it.

>> No.14456469

>>14456456
Why go for the inferior product?

>> No.14456472

>>14456458
>You twist your wrist when you grab onto the shoulder blades. That's more of an underhanded cuddling technique.
>You're pretty good

>> No.14456474

>>14456469
Diamond in the rough. Plus fucking holy women silly is my fetish.

>> No.14456475
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14456475

Oh noes!
Someone left a loli slave at your doorstep!
What are you going to do with her?

>> No.14456478

>>14456443
I'm more interested in Yandere slimes pulling a Super Buu on human girls I look at/talk to

>> No.14456481
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14456481

Boss. We got a call from some craftsmen who need rare ingredients to do whatever it is they're working on. They offered to pay us good money to obtain the materials they require. It might not sound like our line of work, but the specific ingredients they need can only be harvested from Monsters. I've put the details on your iDroid if you're interested in some big game.
Good hunting, Boss.

>> No.14456485

>>14456475
What's this from? Seems incredibly depressing, but potentially heartwarming.

>> No.14456488

>>14456475
Call CPS.

>> No.14456489

>>14456475
She is just precious, fuck. That .webm always hurts my heart.

>Someone left a loli slave at your doorstep! What are you going to do with her?

Raise into a good wife and treat her well until consummation on our wedding night

>> No.14456490

>>14456474
Eh. Not worth it.

>> No.14456494

>>14456475
Tenderly love and corrupt.

>> No.14456495

>>14456348
It gets rough at times, but I don't have time to bleed.

>> No.14456496

>>14456475
Someone's translating this or is it just that webm?

>> No.14456497

>>14456490
Your lust is weak.

>> No.14456499

>>14456485
Teaching Feeling.

>> No.14456500

>>14456490
It's human girls or nobody.
Shit eating grin.jpg

>> No.14456506

>>14456472
>Yeti tries to do the Ocelet "You're pretty good" hands
>Her paws are too big

>> No.14456509

>>14456497
But I can get a monstergirl that can alleviate all my lust.

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>>14456499
>not fully translated
I'm taking out my frustrations on this fox.

>> No.14456514

>>14456463
>Turning into an undead will make you able to stalk him 24/7 without needing to sleep or eat. Or maybe she thinks she's not beautiful enough as she is, and ask a Vampire for help. Or she thinks she can win his heart through magic and starts to practice witchcraft.
10/10 waifu material.

>> No.14456521

>>14456509
But they're not real anon.

>> No.14456526
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14456526

>Oppai Barometz
I'm totally fine with this.

>> No.14456530

>>14456526
who drew this?

>> No.14456534

>>14456496
Translation though I think he dropped it at 45%

>> No.14456535

>>14456521
Exactly.

>> No.14456538

>>14456526
What happens if I rip her out of the pulp?

>> No.14456541

>>14456526
I'd lick that Barometz's metz's.

>> No.14456543

>>14456530
Paundo, he's a guy on pixiv who pumps out a bunch of low-mid quality at best stuff, it doesn't appear to be on his page yet though. KC retweeted it earlier.

>> No.14456544

>>14456535
Ooooooooh, you cheeky bugger, I like you. Never alp.

>> No.14456545

>>14456538
It would be extremely.

>> No.14456549

I want to spoil a nice, plump alice.

>> No.14456550

>>14456545
She's a big.

>> No.14456552

>>14456550
FORE! Wurm likes golf!

>> No.14456553

>>14456549
I want to give a nice plump Alice Wonderland Cake and make her into an Onee-san

And then spoil her

>> No.14456556

>>14456550
you

>> No.14456558

Cyberpunk and Monster Girls. Discuss.

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>>14456549
I want to play totally innocent games with an Alice. Like Snakes and Ladders or cards.

>> No.14456561

>>14456558
So basically Shadowrun?

>> No.14456565

>>14456558
sounds Interesting at least

>> No.14456569

>>14456560
That's good too.

>>14456553
Plump alice imotous are best!
An oneesan alice is essentially a titania!

>> No.14456571

>>14456569
She's still plump and lazy, and has the alice look and dress though!

>> No.14456575

>>14456510
>Be traveling war torn country.
>Come across this fox girl
>She shakes as she tries lifting the assault rifle.
>You remove the Magazine
>Ask her if she understand English, or get a translator who knows the local languages to translate.
>Tell her she's going to be fine and try to take her
>She screams, kicks, struggles and even bites as you take her and put her in a truck and eventually onto a plane or chopper heading back home.
>You take her to a hospital where her eye is treated the best they can, learn she may need glasses one day because of the damage to her eye
>She is disinfected and bandages up and given small portions of food until she can take more
>As this goes on you are working with the government to adopt her as part of a rehabilitation movement of child soldiers.
>Eventually she is cleared to leave and you take her home. You give her a white room and tell her that whatever she wants done to it she just needs to ask.
>You home school her the best you can along with attending sessions with a physiologist to help her get over her trauma.
>Eventually she has to go to school to be reintegrated with society.
>It's VERY bumpy but you try your best to help her grow up.
>One day she goes missing after mentioning she can't get the battlefield off her mind.
>You feel like you failed, and spend the rest of your years alone thinking you couldn't help her.
>Another war starts and ends and you go to the country, expecting to find dozens of starving child soldiers but see them all being taken care of.
>You ask who did all this as the soldiers take you to meet their General who won the war for them with minimal casualties.
>You walk in the tent to see a figure looking away
>"It's been a long time...father."
>She turns and you see her scared eye, her other filling with tears

>> No.14456577

>>14456571
Please,

with alice imotous they need to invite you to tea parties only to bashfully admit that they ate all the cakes before you got there.

>> No.14456586

>>14456575
Meh, it went from healing to just stupidly easily resolving all problems.

>> No.14456611

>>14456577
No, an Onee-san Alice is for baking a cake with, and watching as she keeps having "little pieces" of it, only to discover she's eaten the whole cake in just a day!

>> No.14456624

>>14456611
But you can't lay oneesan alice in you lap while you nap!
You won't have her skit be pinned at an undignified angle so her bear panties are exposed on her big round bottom.

>> No.14456625

>>14456586
well it was either 'She becomes a normal everyday girl'
or 'she becomes a soldier of some kind'

>> No.14456632

>>14456575
It's okay.

>> No.14456634

>>14456625
Why couldn't it be
>She becomes no-nonsense teacher who all the boys have a crush on desoute of or precisely because she's always strict

>> No.14456635

>>14456410
>"I wonder where he is now."
>"Is he with her?"
>"Are they mating right now?"
>"Will he ever come back?"

>> No.14456639

>>14456635
DON'T DO THIS TO ME.

>> No.14456644

>>14456635
Brown Country
Yes
Like rutting hogs
Nyet, you blew it

>> No.14456647

>>14456624
No, but you can do something even better!

You can lay on top of her while she holds you tightly! She'll cuddle you lovingly because you're her sweet otouto!

>> No.14456648

>>14456635
>>14456639

She sings about him on friday nights at lounges.
>>14242119

>> No.14456650

>>14456639
I'm sure a nice girl liker her will get over him and find a new boyfriend. It' not like she's going to be alone forever.

Right?

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>>14456635
>>14456644
>>14456648
STOP

>> No.14456654

>>14456647
But she can't look up at you like a chubby alice imotou!

Don't you want to see her pouting up at you only to break into a sunny smile when you pat her head?

>> No.14456658

>>14456648
Well I blew that.
https://youtu.be/NYz8xs163YU?t=43s

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>>14456635
>tracing the path of droplets on the window
>taking in the scent of coffee rising up on tendrils of steam
>as her gaze shifts past the rainwater to the lights of the city beyond
>one question plagues her mind:
"What was the name of the song that went bee-bee-boo-bop-beep-boo-boo-bop"
". . ."
"FUCK, THIS IS GOING TO DRIVE ME CRAZY."

>> No.14456662

>>14456654
But then I can look up to a chubby Alice onee-san! And I can pout at her until she gives me a headpat, then break out into a sunny smile!

>> No.14456665

>>14456661
Nah, she's thinking of bee boo boo bop boo boo bop.

>> No.14456667

>>14456662
Please,
It sounds like you are the one who wants to be spoiled now!

>> No.14456672

>>14456667
Maybe I am, is that a crime? We can spoil each other!

>> No.14456675

>>14456635
>Her childhood friend, Anon, got recently married to another of her childhood friend, Pharaoh-chan. She regrets not all this time not telling Anon her true feelings.

>> No.14456677

>>14456661
>>14456665
This is turning into Cromartie High, isn't it?

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14456679

>>14456662
-->alivpce
>chubby
>oneesan
>chubby
Why can't you have a coronary and rid us of you?

>> No.14456683

>>14456672
The only spoiling you should need is hugs!
Spoil the imotou!
Spoil her till she's he softest around!

>> No.14456685

>>14456679
God I hope that hamster girl dies

>> No.14456693

I want to teach an Oomukade how to dance the depression away!

>> No.14456698

>>14456685
Never seen her show, why?

>> No.14456703

>>14456693
But bugs can't dance.

>> No.14456706

>>14456693
Tap dancing, right?
>>14456703
Sure they can, but their dancing will stink. Hehheheheheh. Get it? Stink.

>> No.14456707

>>14456703
No, that's cats.

>> No.14456710

>>14456707
No, bugs are gross and have too many legs to dance.

>> No.14456711

>>14456707
>>14456703
No, that's Genesis.

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14456715

>>14456685
Never ever kek

>> No.14456746

I DESIRE TO SHATTER THIS MEME! A HAPPY NON AWKWARD OOMUKADE IS WHAT I WANT TO SEE!

>> No.14456750

>>14456746
Even in death, Alp's shadow still haunts us. The meme has become his phantom.

>> No.14456755

>>14456746
No, she'll always be sad and only get 5/10 boys at the most.

>> No.14456759

>>14456746
>Just as it appears, they have a melancholy, depressive disposition.
I can agree with you on odors and 'wimpy neet-ness', but that sentence up there's right from the profile.

>> No.14456761

What Monster Girls are best big and thick? Sonico thick?

Pochaco thick?

>> No.14456766

>>14456746
>>14456750
The gloomy/depressed part isn't Alp's fault, it's in the profile.
>Disposition Gloomy, ferocious
>They’re obsessively clingy and affectionate towards their prey to point that it borders on paranoia. Once they get a man, they’re never ever willing to be apart from him. Until he becomes entirely theirs, they continue to copulate a countless number of times, continuously spoiling the man’s body and heart with love and pleasure.

Although they're still nothing stinkypede neets. They're extremely forward about their desires and won't hesitate to pounce on a guy.

>> No.14456774

>>14456761
>Pochaco thick
That's just morbidly obese, Sonico is just a nice level of chubby. I wouldn't mind a Jabberwock with a Sonico style body.

>> No.14456777
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14456777

ZZZZZZZZZ

>> No.14456788

>>14456774
I'd a Pochaco-esque Monster Girl.

>> No.14456799

>>14456761
Holst, oni, dragon, any of them really.

I'd a pochaco tier jinko 100%

>> No.14456808

>>14456711
No this is Patrick

>> No.14456810

>>14456808
Fat pink starfish monstergirl when?

>> No.14456812

>>14456810
Sounds like shit desu senpai

>> No.14456816
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14456816

Begin with a function or arbitrary complexity. Feed it values, "sense data". Then take your result, square it, and feed it back into your original function, adding a new set of sense data. Continue to feed your results back into the original function ad infinitum. What do you have? The fundamental principle of human consciousness.

>> No.14456820

>>14456816
Mathematically unlikely.

>> No.14456821

>>14456816
TFW when Succuvirus is the closest any of us will ever get to a real monster girl in our potential life times.

>> No.14456822

>>14456820
Don't get your panties in a twist over an Alpha Centauri quote.

>> No.14456825

>>14456777
That mouse is not fat off cheese or pregnant with mice babies.

>> No.14456827

>>14456816
Neeeeerd

>> No.14456828

>>14456822
Don't get your panties in a twist over a Deus Ex quote.

>> No.14456831

>>14456822
>>14456828
NEEEERDS!

>> No.14456832

>>14456816
>Take come carbon atoms, some hydrogen atoms and combine them. Have them form into bonds of 1:3 for the most basic Methyl groups
>Continue to split and recombine them while feeding back into the original system
>What do you have?
>The fundamental principle of organic life
And a billion years from anything alive. Longer for multicellular creatures.
A room full of monkeys would crank out an award winning book before either of those things would generate sentience.

>> No.14456833

I need twintail monster girls. I njeed them now!

>> No.14456838

>>14456833
Twintail familiar!

>> No.14456840
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14456840

So what happens when one of these strumpets turns all the women in a town where the male:female ratio is skewed towards female into monstergirls? Do they all just draw straws to see who gets a husbando and who has to wait?

>> No.14456843

>>14456840
Communal husbands, like the Lamias in EMG.

>> No.14456847

>>14456840
Harems

>> No.14456853

>>14456840
Communal husbands

>> No.14456854

>>14456833
I want to convince a big strong Jinko to try twintails and make her blush by calling her cute!

>> No.14456855

>>14456840
None of you whore wenches will ever lay hands on my virginity! None of you!
>Then I an hero in front of all of them with a shotgun to the head

>> No.14456856

>>14456840
Direct them to the nearest tech school.

>> No.14456860
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14456860

I want to be a squire who gets corrupted by a Dark Matter's lewdness radiation and then assault my Paladin mistress while she sleeps. I'd kiss her on the lips and hug her every night until she began to turn.

>> No.14456867

>>14456840
I take off my 'Free Hugs' sign and instead put myself out there as a companion of moderate pricing.

Free trial hugs available on request

>> No.14456868

>Be out exploring with your big tough wolf or jinko
>Starts to get cloudy
>Hear thunder
>Suddenly she grabs you and takes you to a cave and protectively cuddles you.
>"What are you...?"
>She hushes you and stares out the cave while keeping you safe
>'Big Sky Boom no hurt.'
>Try to explain to her it's fine, you're not out in the open
>She keeps you close despite protest
What do

>> No.14456871
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14456871

>>14456855
>blowing your brains out in the middle of a monster-filled town.

>> No.14456872

>>14456855
Good boyim
You will make some Will-O-Wisp happy
And you won't run away from her since she literally locks you in herself

>> No.14456873

>>14456855
This just reminds me of that one scene in Mouth of Madness.

>> No.14456883

>>14456868
Pretend to be scared of the thunder to get free hugs until she catches on.

>> No.14456890

>>14456868
I'd just cuddle her tighter an thank her. It's the thought that counts, and she's really thoughtful.

>> No.14456892

>>14456868
stick a finger up her anus

>> No.14456893

>>14456871
What happens if I try to hug a Willow while I'm still alive?

>> No.14456895

>>14456893
>Will-o-wisp with living husbando.
She's gonna turn red, and all of her friends green.

>> No.14456896

>>14456893
She would be extremely overjoyed.

>> No.14456909

>>14456860
I want a Dark Matter Paladin onee-san.

>> No.14456936

>>14456860
I'd rather have a pure paladin oneesan who ascends to valkryiehood but decides to stay with me to continue dealing justice and breeding new loli valkryies

>> No.14456943 [SPOILER] 
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14456943

Anon! I need your help.

Hold this weresheep close and tight for a moment, will you?

>> No.14456945

>>14456893
For once, I think this might actually fit: it would be extremely painful.

>> No.14456954

>>14456936
Damn that's cute, it's like that Vestal Virgin Paladin idea I had once, but at the end she gets the childhood friend instead of his son.

>> No.14456959

>>14456943
I will look for you. I WILL find you. And then I'm going to kill you.

>> No.14456961

>>14456943
>Not shaving the area first
Artistdoesn'tknowhowtobrand/10

>> No.14456964

>>14456954
Don't forget that I'd get to come home to a bunch of winged daugtherus in cardboard armor who each want to share their good deeds for the day.

>> No.14456968

>>14456943
Why would you do that, I'm going to report you to the police

>> No.14456969

>>14456945
How would it be painful? Because you're not a big guy?

>> No.14456979

>>14456945
Not when monster mojo is involved.

>> No.14456981

>>14456964
No, no, that's way too far in the future. I'd concentrate on the part where she ascends and proceeds to use her newly sprouted wings to swoop down on you from the altar and plant her clumsy, wet first kiss right on your lips.

>> No.14456983

>>14456936
>Paladin onee-san
>Fights to protect humans and monstergirls equally from the evil and corrupt
>More than once, is threatened with corruption herself
>But is eventually rewarded by ascention into a Valkyrie
>Doesn't turn into a Dark Valkyrie, but remains pure through sheer belief and conviction,
>Gives birth to two beautiful Valkyrie children, glowing with a golden light even immediately after delivery

>> No.14456985

>>14456981
Only if her eyes are closed and she's beet red from embarrassment at kissing in front of others.

>> No.14456990

>>14456983
Yep,

Don't forget the wing hugs, both from her and the tiny valkyrie daughterus

>> No.14456996
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14456996

How do you feel about fit dragons?

>> No.14456997

>>14456985
Only after she'd munched on your lips for a good minute and had to come up for air. You know her wings would curl up into a cocoon to hide herself, too.

>> No.14456999

>>14456943
I'll hold her tight and close while I'm running away to get her to safety you sick fuck.

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14457005

>>14456996
Extremely nice, even if my favourite Dragons are slim and elegant.

>> No.14457007

>>14456996
I think my dick will fit inside one just fine.

>> No.14457008

>>14456996
>How do you feel about fit Xgirls
[X] Lick Abs

>> No.14457010

>>14456997
I want to stroke her wings after a day of hard work.

>>14456996
Would stroke abs.

>> No.14457011

>>14456996
I love them. If only she were black of scale and acidic of tongue.

>> No.14457012

I like retards.

>> No.14457014

>>14456959
>>14456968
>>14456999
For a thread about monsters, there's a surprising amount of humanity here.

>> No.14457015

>Have Monster girl waifu
>Be out on a date
>Suddenly evil wizard comes up and splits your waifu into two, a human version of her and a full on animal version of her species, effectively spiting the monster from the girl.
>The only way to remove the curse is to kill him, but he's going to be in his lair guarded by Super Demons and Lovecraftian horrors
What do you do?

>> No.14457020

>>14457014
Girls who are monsters on the outside is what we're after, not people without a speck of decency.

>> No.14457022

>>14457015
Fuck both versions of waifu

>> No.14457023

>>14457015
I teach my waifu the fusion technique so she can go back to normal.

>> No.14457027

>>14457015
Eh, she's just gonna alp again. It's not like all the Mamono mana that let it happen just disappeared.

>> No.14457028

>>14457015
Wizards are too busy reading and questioning the fundamentals of our magical place in the universe. They would not go around throwing curses on innocent passerby willy-nilly.

>> No.14457029

>>14457015
Ask a Lilim for help, they're our allies after all, and I bet she doesn't like what he's doing at all.

>> No.14457034

How does your waifu protect you from lusty monstergirls, who want to take you away?

>> No.14457037

>>14457015
Kill him before he can leave. Simple.

>> No.14457039
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14457039

Wife.

>> No.14457040

>>14457028
What if he's gone senile?

>> No.14457044

>>14457034
By being a Hellhound.

>> No.14457045

>>14457027
Or if she just turned into a human girl I can monsterize her into something different this time, like maybe an alperwock. Thanks wizard!

>> No.14457048

>>14457034
Mountain range.

>> No.14457049

>>14457034
Booby traps that lead to bigger boobies.

>> No.14457050
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14457050

>>14457039
Wife

>> No.14457053
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14457053

>>14456996
I'd like to have one as a lifting buddy.

>> No.14457054

>>14457034
Anti-NTR protocols. Those thirsty bitches will be jelly forever.

>> No.14457055

>>14457050
ouch

>> No.14457056

>>14457010
Those big, white, fluffy pigeon wings? They'd shiver and perk up every time you gave her sore, new flying muscles a good rub. Eventually she'd have to stretch them a bit, and how better to do that than to wrap them around you over and over again?

>> No.14457058

>>14457049
That one made me laugh.
Is she an Amazon?

>> No.14457059

>>14457055
It's okay, Vampire saliva is a natural anesthetic.

>> No.14457063

>>14457053
>shit form
>literal cowtits
9/10, would only hugg if I couldn't get my waifu.

>> No.14457065
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14457065

>>14457034
Nobody wants trouble from a woman who would look at you like this.

>> No.14457067

>>14457055
Not ouch

>> No.14457068

>>14456397
>not wanting to be the happy-go-lucky husband to an evil warlord MG
no anon maybe you should jump off the cliff

>> No.14457070

>>14457056
Indeed, fluffy white wing cocoons.

>>14457058
Yes, one who is of the opinion that 'breast' method' of keeping me safe is by making sure the girls can't get in the house.

Or walk without their hands carrying heavy breasts.

>> No.14457072
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14457072

>>14457055
Not as ouch as getting drained through the dick

>> No.14457074

>>14456990
The daughters would be so small, they'd only be able to wrap up your arms or legs with their wings.
Then they'd get all snuggled up by their mother, cocooning all of you with her massive, fluffy wings.

>> No.14457075

>>14457072
Damn.
That's one hell of a period.

>> No.14457080

>>14457034
Screech and dive at them. Or makes me wear a "Best Husband" wristband if I go out b myself.

>> No.14457082
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14457082

>>14456996
I'd love a muscular monstergirl anything.

Also, is that chick based off the MGE Dragon?

>> No.14457083

>>14457074
Indeed.
Don't you want to come home and have your valkryie daughterus wrap your legs up like fluffy white shin guards?

>> No.14457084
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14457084

>>14457050
Wife

>> No.14457089

>>14457034
Normally monstergirls aren't suicide enough to go against an amazon. You try to steal one husband and you have the entire tribe after you.

>> No.14457090
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14457090

>>14457039
Wife.

>> No.14457092
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14457092

>>14457008
Lick abs, you say?

>>14457082
Inspired by KC yes, but she wasn't meant to be based on MGE Dragon specifically.

>> No.14457093

>>14457053
>Muscle cow
NO!
SOFT COWS!
CUDDLY COWS THAT MOO AS YOU CUDDLE THEIR SOFT!

>> No.14457094

>>14457092
Bueno! This is wonderrful!

>> No.14457095
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14457095

>>14457090
Wives.

>> No.14457096
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14457096

>>14457084
Wife

>> No.14457097

>>14457092
Hold the phone, you're the one that drew her?

>> No.14457098

>>14457053
I want to give her minomilk to get her more muscled.

>> No.14457105
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14457105

>>14457095
Wife.

>> No.14457106

>>14457092
[X] Lick Abs Vigorously
[X] Tongue The Bellybutton

>> No.14457110

>>14457080
Wouldn't that give other MGs an insentive to steal you?

>> No.14457112
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14457112

>>14457096

Wife

If only I had fan-art of a Kejourou in a wedding dress.

>> No.14457115

>>14457084
>That face
>That hair
>Those ears
HNNNGGGGG GIVE TO ME THE BLESSING OF COW

>> No.14457116

>>14457093
>Not wanting a lewd tomboy cow to throw you over your shoulder and carry you off to do lewd things to you.
I don't even know what to say.

>> No.14457117

Too many wives.

>> No.14457118

>>14457110
But they'll know I'm taken.

>> No.14457119

>>14457093
>Not wanting to get swole with your waifu
>Not toweling each other off
>Not massaging away each other's muscle soreness
>Not having slow, sweet, post-workout shower sex
>Not making protien shakes with her milk

>> No.14457120
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14457120

>>14457112
Wife and daughter

>> No.14457121

>>14456996
She's getting married.

>> No.14457122

>>14457118
Yes, but you'll be advertised as a good husband.

>> No.14457123

>>14457092
>>14456996
I see this Dragon and I want her painted black.
Or even red.

>> No.14457124

>>14457116
>Not wanting a lewd qt cow to pin you against a wall with her softness and do lewd things to you

>> No.14457125

>>14457120
But how's Yuugi your daughter?

>> No.14457126

>>14457122
Only to my wife.

>> No.14457128

>>14457125
I came inside Suika a lot of times and 9 months later Yuugi popped out.

>> No.14457131

>>14457126
I'm not so sure that all other monstergirls could rationalize that, and that's IF they see and then read the band.

>> No.14457133

>>14457117
A waifu in every house, and a daughteru in every belly!

>> No.14457136

>>14457124
But anon.
ABS.

>> No.14457140

>>14457136
>>14457124
Why not both?
A pair of twins where one is lewd and super soft while her sister is a tomboy who is ultra fit and loves to have you take her in the shower

>> No.14457141

>>14457136
Delicious abs, begging to be painted white, yes?

>> No.14457147

>>14457131
If the try anything, I'll show them the band so they try someone who's not taken.

>> No.14457152

>>14457140
This guy gets it.
Is the tomboy lewd too? This is important.

>>14457141
No. Delicious abs, begging to be massaged so you can hear cute moans.
Remind me, does that make her pussy tighter?

>> No.14457155

>>14457152
>does that make her pussy tighter?
Massaging her abs? I guess if she's ticklish...?

>> No.14457158

>>14457147
You're too naive, anon. Do not leave your waifu's side, for your own good.

>> No.14457160

>>14457152
The tomboy holds hands and has a see-through nightie that she'll break out on occasion.

>> No.14457161

>>14457155
No, I mean having tight abs.

>> No.14457163
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14457163

>>14457065
I see your waifu is my waifu's enemy and by correlation, I am your enemy.

>> No.14457164

I want to make a Wurm listen to the Pale Blue Dot audiobook as read by the author himself!
It's so comfy.

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14457167

>>14457097
Yes.

>>14457112

>> No.14457170

>>14457161
I wouldn't think so, but exercise of the pelvic floor muscles could contribute in that regard.

>>14457167
You're pretty good.

>> No.14457172

>>14457158
But why would they deprive a wife of her husband? That's just mean.

>> No.14457173

>>14456661
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXmsLe8t_gg

I remember that song.

>> No.14457177

>>14457167

Nice!

>> No.14457178

>>14457167
Monorus? I can't believe I wasn't able to recognize your linework for once.

>> No.14457181

>>14457164
I want to make a Jubjub listen to 50 shades of gray audiobook read by Gillbert Gottfried

>> No.14457182

>>14457167
Please make an Apophis playing a harp.

>> No.14457183

>>14457173
>not posting the best version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYNUIMjYJXg

>> No.14457185

>>14456868
>retard cavewoman jinko
Denied!

>> No.14457186

>>14457163
I want to end an Apophis and a Pharaoh's feud by dicking both of them and making them my wives!

>> No.14457189

>>14457186
This was the plan of Treacherous Anubis Advisor all along!

>> No.14457191

>>14457170
>>14457177
Thanks.

>>14457178
Well, it is a bit different from my usual.

>>14457182
I feel like I've drawn enough Apophis for a while.

>> No.14457192

>>14456943
Does the iron need to be that big?

>> No.14457194

>>14457163
Perhaps if we focused on what's the same between us, instead of what's different, well who knows?

For example, we both have to put up with the sandworms eating the caravaner tourists. Ruining real estate.

>> No.14457195

>>14456996
Reminds me Saint Seiya for some reason.

>> No.14457196

>>14456868
Easy. Make a litter of Jinkos while waiting out the storm.

>> No.14457198

>>14457183
I prefer the one I grew up with though...

>> No.14457201

>>14457189
Then she's getting dragged into the dicking pile and made into a wife too!

>> No.14457202

>>14457182
He just got finished drawing one.

Now a girl that hasn't been drawn by anybody for a while: Mermaids. Specifically Merrows.

>> No.14457205

>>14457191
>enough Apophis
Uuuu~
Girtablilu then?

>> No.14457209

>>14457015
fuck my human looking minister wife. You didn't say he affected her personality.
>tfw my waifu is cosplay as fuck anyway

>> No.14457211

>>14457201
Haha! This is exactly as the Mysterious Masked Spandex Sphinx calculated the events would transpire!

>> No.14457214

>>14457191
>I feel like I've drawn enough Apophis for a while.
then draw some mummy's or a sphinx

>> No.14457219

>>14457194
That's all self-inflicted. Walk without rhythm, it says so on the wormsign.

>> No.14457221

>>14457068
No, you, hypocrite.

>> No.14457222
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14457222

I want to see a Raiju in skimpy Makai Knight armor.

>> No.14457229

>>14457211
She's getting added to the waifu pile.

>> No.14457230

>>14457221
How am I a hypocrite?

>> No.14457237

>>14457229
You only played the Sandworm empress' long game, like the pawn you are!

>> No.14457241

>>14457237
She's getting tied down and added to the waifu empire.

>> No.14457244

>>14457136
Abs are Hard and covered in sweat

>> No.14457247

>>14457230
>'edgy' thing done by minstergirl
10/10 muh Dick
>'edgy' thing done by human
HFY GO BACK TO /tg/!
Etc etc

>> No.14457252

>>14457136
all I can think of is that Old Spice commercial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6Ss0pRoQto

>> No.14457253

>>14457241
Ah, but now the true mastermind is revealed! For death was merely a setback for the Mummy, whose curse now haunts you!

>> No.14457256

>>14457027
>>14457045
I'd rather a Jabberalp.

>> No.14457260

>>14457247
Yes, this is a well-known occurrence here. Hence why anyone using the word "edgy" is to be ignored.

>> No.14457262

>>14457256
Why does this fiendish fraulein exist?

>> No.14457265

>>14457034
Harem

>> No.14457272

>>14457262
Well it all started with some Hathor Milk, the Robot Devil, and an Anon who made the best of situations

>> No.14457278

>>14457244
And? Is that supposed to be a bad thing?

>>14457253
She's getting added to the waifus.
Preferably through Irrumation

>> No.14457280

>>14457247
I never said anything like that. I just want to be the happy-go-lucky husband to an evil MG; and do things like bake cookies for her generals when they're plotting to take down a city, or 'surprise' her wearing nothing but an apron when she comes back home from battle.
I don't care if people want to be edgy or not. I just want to be a husbando to my waifu T.T

>> No.14457289

>>14456996
>>14457092
>>14457167
Woah Mono, neat style, much different from your usual.

More Abigail when?

>> No.14457292

>>14457278
>She's getting added
And while anon entertained his harem, the Khepri inherited the earth.

>> No.14457298

>>14457280
You're on the right here anon.

>> No.14457302

Do all of our writefags either go for smut or simple plots that act as excuses for smut, or does anyone try to go deeper?

>> No.14457306

>>14457280
Who IS your waifu?

>> No.14457310

>>14457302
Plenty write adventure stories and non smut. It's not exactly deep but pulp fiction is still tons of fun to read.

>> No.14457313

>>14456996
Seriously you mofo, you been watching saint Seiya?

>> No.14457318

>>14457302
Lol nope

>> No.14457321

>>14457313
I was wondering why it looked so familiar. thought I was going crazy for a ticket

>> No.14457326

>>14457321
What can I do to make you happy?

>> No.14457329

>>14457292
I think you know what's coming next anon.
Khepri are literally made for harems.

>> No.14457337

>>14457321
Right? She looks a bit like the woman who trained pegasus guy.
I watched it in Spanish, I don't know his nip or English name

>> No.14457340

>>14457326
What does that mean?

>> No.14457346

>>14457337
Thank you! Thought I was the only one that saw him
Read the manga years ago. Couldn't tell you even if I tried. Never saw the anime

>> No.14457347

>>14457289
What kind of content with Abigail would you like to see?

>>14457195
>>14457313
>>14457321
No, I was studying Hirame's style right before that. But interesting you would make that connection.

>> No.14457349

>>14457340
How can I make you HAPPY?

>> No.14457353

>>14457326
You could draw an ogre using an alp as a bludgeon to beat back a spidergirl while anon cowers behind said ogre.

>> No.14457354

>>14457347
>What kind of content with Abigail
How she looks first thing in the morning without grooming or coffee.

>> No.14457357

>>14457349
I don't know. Uh, get me a new computer?
No, wait, shit, that's expensive and advantage taking. Get me a pizza

>> No.14457359

>>14457347
>What kind of content with Abigail would you like to see?
Seconding this guy >>14457354
Messy bed hair Abigail would be cute.

>> No.14457363

>>14457354
>Bed head
THIS. I 100% vote for this

>> No.14457365
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>>14456203
>>14456212
>>14456225
>>14456335
>There are literally people here who deny the greatness that is Shoggoth

>> No.14457371

>>14457306
That evil Lich who wants to take over the world but can't get her zombie hoards to stop cuddling.

>> No.14457376

>>14457365
>>14457365
I don't take no lip from some insane cosmic goop FUcker.
Man flipping you of as hard as he can.jpg

>> No.14457378

>>14457371
>I command you. Stop. Go out and conquer.
>Huuuugs! Waaarm!
>Irritation!

>> No.14457379

>>14457365
He should stop whining and just fuck her already.

>> No.14457380

>>14457365
Dem Zaku's

>> No.14457382

This thread lacks pouty face, I am disappointed.

>> No.14457384
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14457384

>>14457379
He does fuck her, after she uses her eldritch powers to put him in the body of a Deep One so she can bear his children

>>14457376
>Cosmic
>Not Kos, or Kosm
>Implying implications about SAN points

>> No.14457387

>>14457365
Who wrote this? I can't seem to find it.

>> No.14457394

>>14457384
Micolash I swear to god
We just put up that "Don't Awoo" sign I SWEAR TO GOD Micolash

>> No.14457398

>>14457347
>What kind of content with Abigail would you like to see?
Her little Bio page showing tidbits of her personality, and her fat thighs

>> No.14457399

>>14457365
I'll choose death over being turned into a monsterboy/abomination

>> No.14457400
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>>14457382

>> No.14457401

>>14457365
At least a Kikimora would actively encourage me to be the best I could, along with being diabetes-inducing levels of cute.
Shoggoths are a little creepy with their "replace everything with herself" and "make master part slime" thing.

>> No.14457402

>>14457384
Eh. It would be an improvement for me.

>> No.14457408
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14457408

Accept the love of Horse Pussy Kingdom!

Or don't, you're still trespassing and if you don't leave you'll be accepting the love of a comfy cell!

Then you'll be accepting the love of horse pussy whether you want it or not!

>>14457382
.

>> No.14457413

>>14457347
In armor like most Wights were prior to becoming Undead.

>> No.14457415

>>14457401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBsdWW7MOew

You make it sound like that's a bad thing.

>> No.14457419

>>14457408
Never! Horses are dumb and smell bad.

>> No.14457422

>>14457408
Alright, I'll leave, and I'm taking my alp with me.

>> No.14457424

>>14457398
I think Mono said he was working on this a while back.

>> No.14457425

Is it possible to obtain a Will o' Wisp while you're alive or would one have to die first before they could be with one?

>> No.14457429
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14457429

>>14457382
Paladins rule, Monsters drool onto cocks

>> No.14457430

>>14457408
why can't the horse pussy kingdom just be nice?
why do I have to go into a cell every time I try being nice to one?
your all very pretty please stop throwing me into a cell!
how about you throw me into going out for dinner and a movie.

>> No.14457434

I want to conduct a scientific experiment to see how much cum a Kobold daughteru belly can hold without leaking!

>> No.14457436

>>14457429
kek
That frog face though

>> No.14457437

>>14457408
I'm not trespassing, you're in Bat country

>> No.14457439 [SPOILER] 
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>>14457408
Sorry, I'm a permanent part of the Pussy Pussy Kingdom.

>> No.14457442

>>14457436
It's the face Paladins make when they see human boys getting deepthroated in public.

>> No.14457445
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>>14457425
Yes. Read the profile.

>> No.14457448

>>14457439
Welp. It's time to fap again.

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>>14457429
>Monsters drool onto cocks
Monstergirls have the right idea.

I mean, poultry is pretty damn tasty when breaded in a spicy mixture and fried. It also tastes good when honey is drizzled onto it.

>> No.14457453

>>14457408
Sorry just passing through your airspace on my way to Bird Pussy Kingdom. Maybe when you get pegasi you'll be able to own your skies.

>> No.14457454

>>14457408
gib horse loli

>> No.14457456

>>14457408
Brb running off to ninja-pussy kingdom.
At least they aren't assholes.

>> No.14457458

>>14457365
Sadpanda link? I can't find it

And why is their reverse image search such dog shit, it literally never finds anything and they never try to improve it.

>> No.14457493

>>14457384
Want me to shove my +10 burial blade up your ass again you affected faggot!?

>> No.14457506

>>14457408
Fucking horses literally gives you cancer.

>> No.14457507

>>14457408
>uppity centaur
Neat! A chance to use my retractable baton

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>> No.14457516 [SPOILER] 
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>>14457513

>> No.14457520

>>14457513
>That filename
Am I a pretty Alpmouse?

>> No.14457521

>>14457516
best

>> No.14457524

>>14457513
Too chesty, mice are supposed to have little boobs with big areolae. Deliciously pinchable cone boobies.

>> No.14457532

>>14457516
That cat is proud of the fact she has huge tits.

>> No.14457536

>>14457513
>that filename

Oh my. Could an alp handle a mouse's breeding instinct? Could I be there to fill her up with daughterus when she fails?

>> No.14457554

>>14457445
God I fucking love everything about this.
>even if I die a pathetic virgin, there might be a qt Will-O'-Wisp girl to love me into the afterlife

Really they should just organize to make sure no one enters the afterlife alone. I mean, people die all the time, they'd be one of the guaranteed monsters to have a continual flow of husbands.

>> No.14457555
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14457555

>>14457090
Wife.

>> No.14457559

>>14457384
>Not Kos, or Kosm
>or Kosm
Pfft, shows what you know. Everyone knows it's truly Kos.

>> No.14457567

>>14457559
>Kos
>Not Kosm
Away Beast

>> No.14457574

>>14457567
>Still thinks it's Kosm
Well, I suppose not everyone has heard the water, and seen the secrets in the rain...

>> No.14457577

>>14457574
>He actually calls is Kos
You stop yourself from enlightenment. This is why you are not hailed to the nightmare, for you do not have eyes on the inside

>> No.14457580

>>14457458
It appears to be from comic unreal vol 57. I can't find an English translation, so if a full one is out, the anon who posted it is a cunt for not sharing.

>> No.14457584

>>14457458
>>14457580
here
http://exhentai.org/g/880538/27501902d8/

>> No.14457589

>>14457577
>This is why you are not hailed to the nightmare
Oh cute, someone who still calls them Kosm thinks they've seen the actual nightmare...

>> No.14457592

>>14457589
Oh cute, someone whose never seen the nightmare
Kosfags. When will they learn?

>> No.14457599

>>14457592
I'm sure I'll learn plenty once I've murdered Kos' Child.

>> No.14457600

>>14457584
So it is just a one-page translation so far. Unfortunate. Thanks, though.

>> No.14457602

>>14457577
>>14457589
Kos, Kosm, does it matter what it's name is?
It's dead.

>> No.14457609

>>14457599
>I must kill the Kos'
>No good hunter, you are the Kosm
>And then the hoonter of hoonters was the Kos or for some, Kosm

>> No.14457645
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Did someone say Khepri harem?

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>>14457645
No but I sure want one. Happiness is being covered in Khepris.

>> No.14457657

>>14457645
I found golden bug!

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14457669

>>14457645
Hell, yes. You take this rare kepri no scam, promise.

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14457670

>no busty, scarred war veteran Beetle to press your face to her cleavage when you cum inside her

>> No.14457677

I want to come across a cupid as she fires her arrow at a couple!
I want her to glance down at me in annoyance!
I want her to laugh at my tiny penis!
I want her to miss the shot and hit the wrong person!
I want Eros to personally come down and chew out the cupid for fucking up!
I want Eros to notice my dick too!
I want her to stand in stunned silence, until the pure awkwardness of the situation causes me to leave!

>> No.14457679

>>14457652
For some reason, the image of a Pharaoh having a pit full of Khepris for testing possible husbands came to mind.
If you manage to get her interested in you, she throws you in after feeding all the Khepris food laced with aphrodisiacs.
If you can handle the Khepri mating pit, you can handle the Pharaoh.

>> No.14457680

>>14457669
Something seems off about thie Khepri, maybe it's just the different hair style taking some getting used to.

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14457682

>>14457555
I wish I could just hire Monorus for a year's worth of anubis content. The way they draw her, with the soft colouring and shading, is just so damn irresistable.
I just want to kiss, massage, and rub myself all over those paw pads. I want to lay atop her, pressing her into the softness of the bedsheets while hotdogging her plush thighs and plusher buttcheeks. All while rubbing her back, kneading into her neck and shoulders, stroking her hair and reaching around to kiss her from behind.

>> No.14457684

>>14457652
I'm not usually one for harems, but I bet a group of Khepris would be amazing.

>> No.14457686

>>14457669
Perfectly suited to camoflaging in the yellow snow.

>> No.14457693

>>14457680
I can assure you. It is 100% khepri. Completely normal.

>> No.14457709

>>14457679
But I'd prefer the Khepris over the Pharaoh.
>>14457684
I just love the idea of them scuttling around the ruins preforming chores while they patiently wait their turn to get on the dick throne.
>They end up serving him with all their hearts, waiting on him hand and foot, feeding him and attending him through the night; as servants, soldiers and wives of the king
They're essentially the desert kingdom's answer to Kikis and Shogs but they're less specialized and more of a multi-class.

>> No.14457712

>>14457682
Mmmm, yes. These reasons you speak of are why I got Monorus to make me my daki. Loved the way he drew her in the dress, and knew that's who I had to get the pillow from.

And also everything else you're saying? Yes. Simply yes.

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>>14457693
I don't know, she said something like "I think I lost them" and keeps looking around like she's worried about something.

Whatever I'm sure she has her reasons, it'd be rude to question such a lovely Khepri.

>> No.14457722

>>14457682
I would stop you, you're inssuferable enough as is.

>> No.14457732

>>14457722
This. Anubis is over represented for art. Lets have some drawing of something we don't already have too many pictures of.

>> No.14457749

>>14457732
Like Manticores?

>> No.14457753

>>14457732
Like Jabberwocks?

>> No.14457754

>>14457749
He clearly means Hellhounds

>> No.14457756

>>14457732
>People commission art of a Monster Girl they like and share it with the thread
>"I don't like X, there's too much art of her, commission what I like instead."

>> No.14457762
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>>14457732
Like Matangos?

>> No.14457764

>>14457749
>>14457753
>>14457754
Yes, those are also over represented. Well done.

>> No.14457766

>>14457756
This is the Monster Girl Thread, you're not allowed to like what you like. Only what the thread likes.

>> No.14457767

>>14457754
I'm tempted to commission a Hellhound but it'd be different from the base design. I'll probably get something of one of the less popular girls I like first though.

>> No.14457770
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>>14457732
>>14457749
>>14457753
>>14457754
Like her.

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>>14457762
Matangos are cute.

Cute!

>> No.14457779

>>14457732
>>14457766
Commission your favorite girl(s) yourself.

>> No.14457782

>simply point out certain girls have loads of art when some other types could do with a little
>just get hostile and sarcastic replies
I really hope there's some samefagging going on here.

>> No.14457787

>>14457782
In all seriousness, I could go for a reverse trap Pharaoh in a prince's uniform and jacket.
With a rapier.
That her cobra shapeshifted into.

>> No.14457788

>>14457779
Why do that when you could take up drawing and draw them yourself?

>> No.14457790

>>14457782
People commission girls they like, plain and simple. After that, drawfags will draw girls they like on their own free time.

If there's a girl you feel is ignored, there's nothing stopping you from learning to draw yourself, or pay people to draw her. You've got to take initiative, instead of bitching about it to the thread.

>> No.14457793

>>14457782
If you consider any of those replies hostile, maybe you shouldn't really be posting on 4chan.
Sarcastic, fair enough. But hostile? I wish that was this thread's hostile. Then everything would be sunshine and rainbows all the time.

>> No.14457803

What monstergirls even need art? Only ones I could think of are Roper, Jinn Jar and maybe one of the newest ones

>> No.14457808

>>14457803
Sea Slime, all the time.

>> No.14457812

>>14457803
Familiar

>> No.14457814

>>14457803
Will-o-Wisp doesn't have anything that's not 5 seconds in paint tier.

>> No.14457821

>>14457803
Do they need art?

I mean, no one here really likes Roper, Jinn, or otherwise. The new ones have a lot of Nip art. Art for the sake of art seems pointless to me.

>> No.14457822

>>14457803
These.
Especially if they're different from the profile art.
>>14457812
>>14457814

>> No.14457825

>>14457770
>you will never have spend time with her, only to have her ask if you want to 'pound her tuna'

>> No.14457826

>>14457803

Most of them.

>> No.14457835

>>14457803
Sahuagin

>> No.14457837
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14457837

>>14457787
>Pre-Ptolomeic Egypt.
>rapiers

But brown tomboys are cute, I'll give you that; specially if they are expected to be the oujo type.

>> No.14457839

>>14457762
>Matango Slime
That's just dangerous.

>> No.14457841

>>14457803
It's easier to say what monstergirls don't need.

>> No.14457847

My kiki doesn't wear makeup because she is modest and naturally pretty. Her cheeks are cutely rosy and her lips are pink like peaches!!! Her eyes are orange and shimmer in the light like polished bronze!!!

AGGGH, SHE'S REALLY CUTE!!!

>> No.14457850

>>14457709
Khepris are amazing.
And at the end of the day, when everyone's got their fill and all the daily chores are done, they would all climb into bed with you and cuddle up closely.
How many would be too many, though?

>> No.14457855

>>14457847
>Any monstergirl
>Using makeup

>> No.14457858

>>14457762
Those alternate versions of the Matango are appealing.

By the way, how much has KC changed their profile?

>> No.14457860

>>14457756
Constantly shoving your shit in people's faces for the better part of two years is not sharing it's being obnoxious, that guy is mlp tier annoying.

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>>14457453
.
>>14457408

>> No.14457863

>>14457803
Anything that isn't Hellhound, Cheshire Cat, Manticore, or Anubis.

>> No.14457865

>>14457855
Actually, they do. I'd feed you but I'm on mobile.

>> No.14457866

>>14457822
Monkey familiar a best

>> No.14457868

>>14457860
Take it easy, it's just an Anubis.

>> No.14457871

>>14457855
Some of those who live in cities and towns probably do.
Not because they need it, but because they like to wear it. Some people have lipstick fetishes, after all.

>> No.14457873

>>14457860
>Implying it is just one guy
There's at least 4, and probably many more who just like the stuff without posting much if any of their own.

>> No.14457874

>>14457860
Comissioning art yourself and posting it for the thread is pretty much the definition of sharing, y'know.
Why do you care so much?

>> No.14457876

>>14457868
Tell It to that guy. I'm sick of hearing of his fucking waifu's paws.
>now some faggot will start talking about paws cause that's the way this place works, keking children

>> No.14457880

>>14457876
But her paws are so fluffy and squishy! I want to massage them!

>> No.14457881

>>14457302
all my smut is fade to black, the most lewd thing I've written Is a few lines of ryu molesting.

>> No.14457884

>>14457860
>Being this mad
>>14457876
Then talk about another monster girl. Prefer scales? Talk about scales, it's that easy.

>> No.14457885

>>14457876
What this guy said >>14457880

>> No.14457886

>>14457855
Considering how monstergirls manage to always be naturally appealing, any of them wearing make-up tastefully would probably look nigh-on divine.

>>14457876
"Nigga just walk away from the screen," etc etc.
Seriously, it sounds like you're going out of your way to be upset about things.

>> No.14457887

>>14457873
I know that, but he's the most noticeable, his threadgiven name is anubisfucker for crying out loud.

>> No.14457894

>>14457493
>Burial Blade

Why not be a man and get yourself +10 Beast Claws with the Beast Embrace rune instead you damn Alp!

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>>14457885
>>14457884
>>14457880
Reminder she'll never be real and you'll die alone.

>> No.14457897

>>14457858
Spores are no longer any worse than other forms of corruption and Matango can move around.

>> No.14457900

>>14457850
>How many would be too many, though?
Depends on the size of the ruins. Although I'd say 1 chef Khepri, 3 cleaners, 1 royal advisor, 1 head Khepri and 4 guards/soldiers would be enough for me.

>> No.14457901

>>14457896
Everyone dies alone.

>> No.14457902

>>14457897
Could one use a Matangos mushrooms on pizza without issue? This is important.

>> No.14457903

>>14457803
Any of the girls talked about here that don't get many stories or art.

>> No.14457906

>>14457896
Why are blonde loli vampires so great?

>> No.14457909

>>14457896
Everyone's alone when they're 6 feet under, what matters is the fun you have before then.

>> No.14457910

>A Kikimora will never save you from your crippling depression and make you a better person and a master she can be proud of

>> No.14457913
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>>14457906
The same reason blonde loli foxes are so great.

>> No.14457917

>>14457903
like I keep saying, we need more echindas

>> No.14457920

>>14457910
I'm a sub

Looks like I'm staying in my crippling depression

>> No.14457925

>>14457901
>Muh philosophy
You actually will though. No monstergirl by your side.

>> No.14457931

>>14457894
>he uses beast claws

>> No.14457934

>>14457917
That's what I'm talking about. The B or C tier girls that have fans and are brought up fairly commonly, but don't get much content.

>> No.14457937

>>14457920
She'll still help you out then, sh'll just make you fuck her daughter too.

>> No.14457940

I swear I could beat beat the monster girls with just a brick!
no I haven't been drinking, shut up!

>> No.14457941

>>14457937
But I don't like lolis, I like MILFs and Cakes! And the only incest I like is older sister incest!

>> No.14457947

>>14457940
>needing anything but your fists

>> No.14457954

>>14457934
A shame really, echidna's are only really used as throwaway's to explain why two unrelated MG's are sisters.
anyone know of any echidna stories?

>> No.14457955

>>14457941
Father/daughter>nephew/aunt>brother/sister>mom/son>the rest

>> No.14457956 [SPOILER] 
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>>14457941
You'll take a loli and enjoy it.

>> No.14457959

>>14457902
Maybe.

>> No.14457963

>>14457956
No! I'm not taking the loli and that's final!

>> No.14457969

>>14457955
>Anything over brother/sister

>> No.14457974

>>14457969
>eating refried beans every day

>> No.14457975

>>14457969
Brother/Sister ≥ Father/Daughter > All the rest

>> No.14457976
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>>14457963
Take it dammit

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>> No.14457981

>>14457954
Iron Beast wrote a short one.

>> No.14457982

>>14457976
What if I'm not strong enough for a Baphomet?

>> No.14457987

>>14457982
There are plenty of other lolis around who would have you.

>> No.14457989

>>14457979
Looking good, if a bit scary.

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>>14457913
You want mofu, don't you mister?

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>>14457982
You get thrown to the R&D crew.

>> No.14457996

>>14457979
She need to sit on my face. Or wrap her legs around me. Or do a dozen other things I would like to do with her.

>> No.14457997

>>14457976
I wish that KC would actually make that pillow and sell it.

>> No.14458003

>>14457994
That fox is getting lap sat, tenderly loved and mofulested.

>> No.14458007

I want a Kon!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGuFud47lEw

>> No.14458008

>>14458003
>mofulested
Congratulations, you're the funniest guy in the thread.

>> No.14458020

>>14457995
>R&D
Oh god. Can't imagine what sort of concoctions they're brewing in there.

>> No.14458032
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14458032

>>14457354
>>14457359
>>14457363
I will be coloring this in a stream tomorrow.

>> No.14458034

>>14457580
One, I fell asleep at my desk. Two, it's not even a real translation, it's just me dicking around.

>> No.14458036

>>14458032
THIGHS

>> No.14458037

>>14458032
FAT.
THIGHS.

>> No.14458038
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>>14457976
Why don't we compromise with an oppai loli?

>> No.14458042

>>14458032
BIG
MEATY
THIGHS

>> No.14458043
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>>14458032

>> No.14458044

>>14458038
I'd compromise an oppai loli. I'd compromise an oppai loli so hard.

>> No.14458045

>>14458032
Look at those pillow thighs.

>> No.14458046

I want to blow smoke on a werewolf's face

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>>14458032

>> No.14458050

>>14458032
Abby is drowsy and she's cute!

CUTE!

>> No.14458052

>>14458032
Magnificent specimen

>> No.14458056

>>14458032
Good god, she's adorable. Nice job Mono.

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>>14458046

>> No.14458064
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>>14458058

>> No.14458065

>>14458058
Lifting her butt up that high is just asking for a spanking.

>> No.14458076

>>14458034
You have the diabeetus, man? People don't usually fall asleep while doing things like that.

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>>14457931
>not using DLC Rune with Beast Claws

You're missing out on the fun.

>> No.14458089

>>14458076
No. Just been tired all day and since it's cold decided to catch some Zs.

>> No.14458091
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14458091

>>14458064
Dumb catgirl.

>>14458065
Please exercise caution when spanking the wolfbutt. Just because their diet and active lifestyle leads to an ass that is perfectly toned and deliciously juicy, doesn't mean you should spank it.

>> No.14458096

>>14458032
>Just a T-Shirt
Glorious and wonderful.

>> No.14458098

>>14458091
>Just because their diet and active lifestyle leads to an ass that is perfectly toned and deliciously juicy, doesn't mean you should spank it.
No anon, that's exactly why I SHOULD spank it.

>> No.14458099

>>14458064
Man, werecats are so rude sometimes. All I wanted was to pet her.

>> No.14458100

>>14458058
I have a newspaper. AND A PHONEBOOK.

>> No.14458106

>>14458100
>phonebook

grandpa pls

>> No.14458111

>>14458084
>not using bloodletter or beast cutter
No my friend, you hate fun
>wanting to be an awoo

>> No.14458113

>>14458032
How does one girl get such FAT delicious thighs?

>> No.14458123

>>14458106
>kids not respecting their elders
That's why your country's going to hell.

>> No.14458125
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14458125

What non-MGE monster girl designs do you like?

>> No.14458129

>>14458058
You want to mate?

>> No.14458138

>>14458125
NOPE! HOLY SHIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPE!

>> No.14458144
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14458144

>>14458098
Well then, on your head be it. I can't be held responsible for any lewd panting, desperate panting, pleasured moans, or lascivious tongue-lolling that might result from it.

>> No.14458146

>>14457814
This is the definition of injustice. She's the best new MGE of 2015.

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>>14458125
I like the idea of kaiju girls

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14458150

>>14458125
There probably are muscle Elves in the MGE, but still.
Should I be worried about the subject of whatever you posted?

>> No.14458155

>>14458138
She's cute!

>> No.14458161

>>14458144
>goat and sheepgirls flicking their tongues at you as they lewdly wave their rumps
Boner stop.

>> No.14458162

>>14458125
horitomo's work are good
Hroz is nice
the 12beast version of harpies are good to me

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>>14458150
>>14458138
>>14458155
It's alright.
She mellows out in the end.

>> No.14458169

>>14458147
Name something sadder than Middle Ghidora head being the head that like you, is blasted off by Godzilla-chan and the head is replaced by an unfeeling robot.

>> No.14458170

>>14458032
Give her pantyhose

Pantyhose!

>> No.14458171

>>14458147
>being a flea in a cavernous vagina
Bah.

>> No.14458173

>>14458163
cute

>> No.14458181
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I wanna hug Polt

>> No.14458184

>>14458163
Sorry, my flamethrower's already fueled.

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>>14458171
whose to say she can't change her size at will and only go giant to protect you from other kaiju girls.

>> No.14458192

>>14458181
I want to drop her off at the shelter. For dogs. You furfag.

>> No.14458203

>>14458190
The subject matter they're based off.

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>>14458181
!

>> No.14458211
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14458211

It is getting late again Master. I trust you will take care of yourself and go to bed on time? There's lots of things to do tommorow!

Like headpatting your maid.

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>>14458169
>unfeeling robot
if I learned anything from kiryu I know she will still love her husband.

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>>14458181
Would you settle for tickling her?

>> No.14458220

>>14458211
Are those floppy things her ears?

>> No.14458221

>>14458211
no

>> No.14458229

>>14458211
Fuck your incorrect slav timezones kiki. It's still daylight out in the proper timezones.

>> No.14458232

>>14458217
>deviantart fetish pic
Begone.

>> No.14458234

>>14458217
Man, bad foot/paw art is the absolute worst. Which is a tragedy, because it can be pretty good done well.
I think a straight on view of the underside simply isn't a flattering view of the foot at all.

>> No.14458235

>>14458211
>subtle heart pupils
I want her to longingly look at me with those while she throats my cock and hums a ditty.

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>>14458217
Yes

>> No.14458240

>>14458211
Alright, as long as you give me a warm cup of tea and a goodnight hug.

>> No.14458249

>>14458206
she's such a cutie :3

>> No.14458251

>>14458111
Sorry I only use the manly Saif.

>> No.14458252

>>14458217
Tickle torture an absolute best.

>> No.14458253
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14458253

>>14458220
Yes Master, those are indeed my ears. I'm suprised you didn't know!

Feel free to study them... and touch them if you'd like.

>>14458221
Why not Master, do you not wish to take care of your health? You would make your trusty maid very sad.

>>14458240
Gladly Master, I'll even pet your head and massage your shoulders.

>>14458235
Oh Master~

>> No.14458255

>>14458234
yeah, bottom of the foot with foreshortening is like some next level foot fetish shit. When the feet are more important than the girl, you've got a problem.

>> No.14458256

>>14458252
I want to be tickle tortured by a Monster Girl

That isn't Dark Elf, somegirl else

>> No.14458264

>>14458253
I'm not going to bed

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>>14458252
>>14458256
Monster girls are for loving and torturousticking of their loved ones!

>> No.14458272

>>14458211
Sure, but please put on this dominatrix uniform, and drink these two vials. Ignore the fact one is dubbed "condensed Hathor Milk" and the other is "extract of random Wonderland Girl". I'm definitely not going to ask you to dominate me, so don't worry about it.

>> No.14458274

>>14458253
Kikimoras are truly the pinnacle of maids/wives.

>> No.14458278

>>14458211
>>14456192
I just want to look deep into a kiki's eyes as we smile at each other.

>> No.14458284

>>14458217
>>14458252
Please don't tickle torture the monstergirls.
If you do, they might laugh so much that they end up wetting themselves. Then they'll just want to die from embarassment.

>> No.14458285

>>14458272
>Tall, mature kiki becomes an Alice with breasts bigger than her head
I hope you're happy anon.

>> No.14458292

>>14458284
That's why you gag them and make sure they've used the bathroom beforehand. Or make them wear diapers if you're a filthy /d/fag.

>> No.14458293

>>14458211
Ok, but you better not be skipping out on milk rations because your uniform is getting tight again.

>> No.14458295

>>14458253
>they are
Kikis just got a whole lot better.

>> No.14458296

>>14458285
It's OK, I've got multiple Wonderland Extracts. We'll find a girl that better fits her.

Also, she should drink this "Personality of a Hellhound" extract too. I swear it won't make her a dominant alpha machine.

>> No.14458300

>>14458211
Too early. Besides...I have to teach in a couple of hours.

I'll make it up to you tonight.

>> No.14458307

>>14458296
>Hellkiki
>black feathers, flame eyes, big meaty paws
>sexy fangs
unf

>> No.14458309

>>14458253
I'd prefer it if she called me Master when we're being amorous.

>> No.14458311

>>14458284
>>14458292
You misunderstand. Monster girls were made to tickle helpless husbandos for long bouts of time

Followed by more tender domming (Tickling them is also acceptable, just know they will want vengeance.)

>> No.14458315

>>14458311
I want to be tickled by my waifu, and for it to lead to tender loving femdom!

>> No.14458327

>>14458032
>1 billion pillows

Literally the most accurate depiction of a female bed.

>> No.14458328

>>14458311
I don't know man, I've been tickled before ant it's not a life I'm about. Unless I was simultaneously getting jacked off and the tickler knew what they were doing, I don't think I'd want that.

>> No.14458348

I want to slap a loli Holst's titties around!

>> No.14458350

>>14458348
She just wanted to be milked and is crying now!
How do you fix this?

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>>14458348
Don't be an asshole.

>> No.14458356

>>14458206
>All this shit making Polt seem as dumb as a dog

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14458359

>>14458264
>>14458229

>> No.14458360

>>14458350
I'll apologize after I see milck trickling from them. She can have her milkies, and also a headpat or two.

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>>14458354
The Blessing of Hathor!

>> No.14458364

>>14458354
Stop telling Alps that if they dress as a Holstaur they'll grow massive breasts. False hope, that's being a real asshole.

>> No.14458368

>>14458359
Behold, the face of someone who truly knows how to drive a man to the brink of insanity and madness.

>> No.14458369

>>14458359
you can't stop me i'ma stay up all night now

>> No.14458371

>>14458311
But that's wrong you fucking retard. Monstergirl were made for long, slow sensual massages and being teased to the point of orgasm with vibes in key places and then finishing them off with your cock, pleasuring them until they lie lump against you begging you to stop. That's when you whisper get pregnant in their ears while massaging the spot where their ovaries are and forcing multiple orgasms out of them, biting under the arm at the side to make them tense up and flinch, only to come back down on your staff, missing the entrance to their wombs and scalding their deepest part with your raging man seed.

Do you even fuck?

>> No.14458372

>>14458356
She's a stupid wanwan anon and there's nothing you can do about it.

>> No.14458373

>>14458360
Good man, afterwards she smiles and gives you a hug, nuzzling into you in her excitement

>> No.14458374

>>14458359
A Kiki would get mad about losing the bedtime cold war.

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>>14458348
>slapping a loli's titties around.
You're looking for trouble, m8.

>> No.14458377
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14458377

Need more monstergirl fusions and pair-ups.

>> No.14458378

>>14458373
Then I'll gently pinch the base of her tail and give her a nice, long kiss on the forehead.

>> No.14458384

>>14458376
...so what happens next?

>> No.14458389

>>14458384
Her boobs explode and she dies, taking her brother to hell with her.

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>>14458369
I understand Master. Please enjoy yourself a nice caffeine rich drink to help you stay up during the night.

>>14458374
>>14458368
I'm not mad at all Master. A professional maid surely has no issues with a Master who enjoys destroying his own body and neglecting his maid.

>> No.14458397

>>14458389
aww

>> No.14458401

>>14458378
Her eyes start spinning and she goes "awawawa", stumbling off in shock.

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>>14458356
>>14458372
m8 she literally runs a string of businesses.

>>14458364
Imagine if the Demon Lord wins and everyone become MGs or Incubi since MGs can have sons.

Now imagine if every Alp from then on mimiced their mom's species instead.

Are you man enough to hunt down the ultra rare brown holstaurus Alp? Then have normal brown holstaurus children with her?

>> No.14458411

>>14458395
That drink is a trap, Kiki-chan.

>> No.14458413

>>14458395
I told you last time!
Not until you've had your milk rations.

>> No.14458414

>>14458395
>she gave in
shit you know what fuck it I'm going to bed but I'll have you know I'm not happy about it

>> No.14458418

>>14458395
>his maid
Kiki doesn't look very shog to me.

>> No.14458420

>>14458356
All wolf types get that treatment here. It is a bit annoying, but at least some of the OC balances it out in the end so there's something for everyone.

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14458422

>>14458377
Ideas or pictures? Because we don't have much of the latter.
Zombie+Alraune
Werebat+Vampire
Vampire+Kunoichi
Living Doll+Dragon
Wight+Kejourou
Pic-related.

>> No.14458425

>>14458401
I'm gonna follow her because she forgot her top! Her boobs are just dangling out all sweaty-like for everyone to see!

>> No.14458443

>>14458377
>>14458422
The prophecy states that a hybrid will destroy /mgt/ and stand in its ruins! Stop this insanity right now!

>> No.14458461

>>14458425
You manage to get her top on after catching her, earning a few stares as you did, and as soon as her head popped through the hole she plants a kiss on your cheek!
She's trembling due to how bold she was.

>> No.14458476

>>14458461
She's getting swept up and princess carried back home. Then that top is coming right off again so I can suckle on her nips.

>> No.14458477

>>14458422
I'm going to combine a hellhound, a lilim, and a kitsune-bi just to see what happens.

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>>14458420
>>14458420
We need more strong wolfus.

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14458482

>>14458384
>>14458389
You already know what happens next. You all know.

>> No.14458483

>>14458384
Newfag spotted

>> No.14458495

>>14458477
>Not combining a Lilim, Kraken, and Dragon together

>> No.14458496
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>>14458478
Strong wolfgirls are a miracle of the universe.

>> No.14458502

>>14458478
They used to be the norm here, but then there was a trend of making them into dogs. Then Kobold happened, giving those anons what they wanted in the first place, a pet dog as a monstergirl.
Still, I miss tough and cool werewolves like we used to have in writefagging. I'd write one myself but I suck.

>> No.14458509

>>14458478
>Nazis aren't bad, they only tried killing the jews!
>And the Polish, Dutch, French, the Russians when they said 'fuck this war shit' and Belgians.
/pol/ please go.

>> No.14458510

>>14458502
Well, there was that greentext from the last thread, at least.

>> No.14458513

>>14458496
That they are. I want a hotblooded wolfu to protect me and overreact to everything she perceives as a threat to my wellbeing.

>> No.14458516

>>14458509
To be fair, I never exactly told .less to use the swastika for the arm band.

>He doesn't have a fetish for ladies in uniform
>When the hottest thing is getting a blowjob from a female commanding officer

>> No.14458520

>>14458476
Congratulations, you have woo'd the young holst!
Expect a long, healthy relationship.

I just hope you're readying yourself for when her 'growth spurt' hits

>> No.14458525

>>14458495
>kraken
No, get that shit outa here.

>> No.14458540

>>14458478
>no yandere fascist werewolf to give you a clothed titfuck with her partially unbuttoned top

>> No.14458542

>>14458510
My favourite wolfu text was the lonely delinquent kidnapping that kid, only to realize it makes her a bad person and letting him go, going on to protect him from the shadows as he grows up.

>> No.14458544

>>14458516
It's .less, he probably wishes he was watching a live gassing session right now to get off.

>> No.14458576

>>14458544
I bet he's drawn literal gigabytes' worth of pictures featuring Haohi and Hitler having sex while commiting war crimes.
He's got it all saved onto his hard drive for personal pleasure, I just know it.

>> No.14458591

Which monster girl would you steal from another anon and claim your own like an alpha male?

>> No.14458592
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14458592

>>14458509
The Nazis done terrible things but their uniforms look so good on cute girls.

>> No.14458597

>>14458576
Haohi strikes me as the type, too. For an angel she's a total bitch in the stories.

>> No.14458598

>>14458422
>Living Doll+Dragon
I'm curious how this would look like

>> No.14458607
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14458607

>>14458422
Baphomet and Shoggoth

>> No.14458610
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>>14458591
your the worst

>> No.14458611

>>14458598
Golem and Dragon would be interesting, mostly because you've just made a mecha dragon.

>> No.14458612

>>14458591
If I was an alpha, why would I need to steal? I'd rather put forth the effort to get my waifu.
Also, monstergirls have in-built anti-NTR mechanisms, so it's obvious you're trying to get people to do what I'm doing now.

>> No.14458620

>>14458591
>Not stealing the anon from the monster girl

What are you, gay?

>> No.14458621

>>14458610
>One Punch Man will end soon
There'd better be a season 2, it's been such a good adaptation.

>> No.14458624

>>14458607
Source on this one?

>> No.14458634

>>14458591
>Not alping yourself through studying pictures of dicks on the internet so you steal yourself from a monstergirl just to see her face when you explain your master plan at the exact moment it becomes impossible to stop

Fucking faggot.

>> No.14458637
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>you will never live in a comfy village with a community of wintery monstergirls

>> No.14458642

>>14458607
>mature mg
unf

>pregnant
kinda not really unf

>> No.14458651

>>14458634
>Hah! Now no one can have my penis! Not even me!

>> No.14458654
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>>14458637
I also want this. Snowy places are beautiful and comfy as fuck. Plus Yeti cuddles.

>> No.14458657

>>14458624
The same tankoubon from earlier. Just look up Cthulhu Pregnant on Sadpanda. Journey into it at your own risk.

>>14458642
It's fine Anon, she's Shub-Niggurath. She'll just birth the daughteru and fuck you until you impregnate her again

>> No.14458660
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>>14458591
>NTR

>> No.14458665

>>14458478
>be poor inspector at the Arstotzkan border
>it's a hard life but the family is clothed and fed at least
>one day bring my son wants to see my work
>bring him to the checkpoint, he loves it
>even let him stamp a few rejects and spit on a kolechian
>suddenly I hear someone clearing their throat behind us
>it's my supervisor, commissar Von Wulfen
>she doesn't seem angry at all
>in fact, the is quite pleased and commends me for showing the boy how to treat the kolechian scum
>asks my son if he wants to join the Youth Brigade
>he is thrilled
>next day a courier shows up with a uniform for him to wear
>it's surprisingly light
>guess they won't be doing any work outdoors
>the first time he comes back he is very quiet, and smells heavily of dog
>after a month of him being in the brigade the family is transfered to District C-7
>the house is twice as big, and well furnished
>the windows have glass even
>I see my son go to the brigade every day, holding back tears
>I want it to stop, but I know it's not my place to complain
>the next time a crazy fanatic shows up to bomb the crossing, I don't call the guards
>I have failed as a father, and must now pay the price

>> No.14458667

http://exhentai.org/g/859895/0307c6669a/
English when?

>> No.14458670

>>14458660
DEE TEE ARU.

>> No.14458671

>>14458657
Damn all of these one-page English teasers. Somebody better translate this.

>> No.14458678

>>14458591
I would steal you. You seem to know a thing or two about bitches.

>> No.14458680

>>14458671
It's implied in her chapter in the tankoubon that while she's the head courtesan of the brothel, all of the other girls are her spawn.

>> No.14458685

>>14458667
SSS is an okay artist, but I wish his girls weren't so thin.
They're supposed to be semen demons, not hungry skeltals.

>> No.14458687

>>14458680
Interesting. That doesn't change that a full translation of such a nice-looking tank wouldn't be wonderful.

>> No.14458696

>>14458665
Why is he so upset? His son is performing duties many boys dream of and is helping his family out.

>> No.14458699

>>14458395
Keep this up and i'm firing you and hiring a shoggoth

>> No.14458700

>>14458665
Praise the Wulfen of the German Wehrmacht!

>> No.14458702

>>14458687
I don't even read moon but I can tell you some of the shit in the tank is fucked up like a Hound of Tindalos being raped by what can only be assumed to be Nyarlathotep, Piggsy raping and corrupting a girl into Tsothoggua, Anon impregnates Cthulhu-shama, Anon goes to a demi-human brothel and gets addicted to the pussy of Shub-Niggurath and one of her daughters, whom he impregnates.

>> No.14458709

>>14458696
His son has to perform lewd acts on the Werewulfen officers.

And being dogs of the military I doubt they're gentle.

>> No.14458710

>>14458637
fantasy world village life is to appealing to me
>run the village inn
>get travelers from all over the kingdom
>talk to adventurer parties forming and discussing their plans
>give the occasional quest
>get hit on by exotic mgs of faraway lands
>have my usual clientele from the village
>have to deal with the local minotaur drunk
the best

>> No.14458711

>>14458702
And yet I only get harder

>> No.14458715

>>14458637
This picture is so nice and wholesome that I refuse to save it. It'll end up getting mixed in with porn and monstergirl smutty images and it would feel like I'm sullying it somehow.

>> No.14458720

>>14458709
All he has to to be is spread his leg and be set for life. Men have it easy.

>> No.14458723
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>>14458710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKGREf7wDdc

>MFW this is the song I think of when trying to write 'comfy' stories

>> No.14458727

I'm going to convince a young and inexperienced Anubis teacher to teach a class of delinquent Hellhounds, just to see what happens.

>> No.14458735

>>14458478
>>14458665
Remove bitchwolves.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1448716432981.webm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2FxJrK9Amw

>> No.14458736

>>14458723
I generally just play ambient sounds, like distant thunderstorms or rain.
I'm currently writing something involving a snowy place, so I'm listening a lot to the sounds of a blizzard. It helps get into the mindset of the MC.

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>>14458715
>not having a folder dedicated to scenic and atmospheric images

>> No.14458744

>>14458723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jadxTFqyhRM

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>>14458727
I'd rather a delinquent Anubis who is good with machinery.

>> No.14458751

>>14458723
oh man, that's 100% perfect

>> No.14458754

>>14458740
I actually have one of those, but still...

>> No.14458762

>>14458735
How do I reclass into a Slav Alchemist?

>> No.14458763

>>14458736
I don't really write anymore because thinking of names for places that aren't generic is tits. Music always helps with the mood though, like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1qEZ7uw0iw

FOR DESERTS

>> No.14458767

>>14458621
>Madhouse
>Season 2

>> No.14458771

>>14456983
>>14456990
Good taste

>> No.14458772

>>14458748
>Anubis
>Delinquent

How would this be possible? Order and rule-following is like breathing to them.

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>>14458637
>>14458710
Small town by the sea is better.

>> No.14458777

>>14458762
Pool points into Smirnoff Citrus.

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>>14458775
EO5 never.

>> No.14458786

>>14458763
>thinking of names for places that aren't generic is tits
Oh I know. I either end up subconciously stealing from other things from ages ago and not noticing for weeks after, or just shit out a stupid name no one could possibly like.

>> No.14458799

>>14458772
There's always going to be one who isn't.

>> No.14458801

>>14458748
MEATY PAWS CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS

>> No.14458803

>>14458772
Maybe they follow the rules of a delinquent

>> No.14458820

>>14458799
I bet she takes the seat second from the back, next to the window in homeroom, too.

>>14458803
Ah, like a pirate's code.

>> No.14458823

>>14458801
No but lightsabers can.

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>>14458801
Then you're not using the right MEATY PAWS for the job.

>You'll never see a hellhound use her superheated claws to slice through several inches of steel like it's made out of warm butter

>> No.14458847

>>14458820
It's more like guidelines really

>> No.14458850

>>14458835
>Yandere Hellhound

>> No.14458851

>>14458820
I now need a story where the main character is some delinquent Anubis with a love of machines who just wants to build shit.
But keeps getting mixed up in bullshit from other classmates who think she's some powerful gang boss.

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>>14458801
but they can melt something else.

>> No.14458866

>>14458861
have fun on vacation anon holy shit

>> No.14458868

>>14458861
Delete before you get banned.

>> No.14458879

>>14458861
That picture never fails to make me sad.
I'll never be spooned by a taller monstergirl as she passionately licks my fascinating and exotic round ears whilst using her powerful paws to pump my cock from behind.

>> No.14458880

>>14458861
I want an onee-san to big spoon me

>> No.14458882

>>14458861
>you will never receive a handy from a tall monstergirl as she spoons you
Shame that this picture is apparently based on some schlock from Bobs stories though.

>> No.14458891

>>14458861
TALL DELICIOUS BROWN LOVING ONEE-SANS FEMDOMING THEIR POOR LITTLE WHITE OTOUTOS

THE BEST

>> No.14458892

>>14458882
>Hating the MG because of the writer
But Anon, big lion Jinko handies.

>> No.14458897

>>14458861
GODDAMMIT I JUST FUCKING MASTURBATED

>> No.14458899
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>"Anon, vill you be taking the shower vith me?"

>> No.14458901

>>14458851
>Cromatie High with monstergirls
>Delinquent anubis mechanic
>She knows nothing about healthcare, but is oddly skilled when it comes to looking after that completely normal human girl named Mechazawa
>There's also that one yeti who dyed her ahoge purple, and for some reason it won't stop waggling about everywhere

>> No.14458905

>>14458897
Chug some water-cooler jugs and swallow a bottle of protein pills and get right back to it, soldier.

>> No.14458907

>>14458899
As long as I can sit on your lap with my legs wrapped around your back and kiss you for hours and hours under the water.

>> No.14458909

>>14458850
This puts the "fear" into "fearboner".
It also puts the "boner" into "fearboner", too.

>> No.14458911

>>14458899
Dem hips.
Would breed a whole clan with

>> No.14458919

>>14458251
>Not the axe, that is perfect in every scenario, that was with you since the start
You fail

>> No.14458928

>>14458909
>You will never fall from fire into ice
>The complete seperation from the Goddess above
>You will never hear the feral calls of the Frost Hound, the Wolf of Fimbulvetr
>She will never roar out that she can smell you, even after all this time

>> No.14458944

>>14458928
Spooky. I'd still prefer a hot hellhound to a frosthound, though.

>> No.14458954

>>14458905
The body is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised...

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>>14458907
>>14458911
>"Dat vas my plan all along Anon!"

>> No.14458971

>>14458944
Well no doubt, Hellhound going yandere would just be steel beam melting claws. A Frosthound going yandere would be an entire city block getting reduced to Absolute Zero, time frozen for everybody in the immediate radius, while she roars out shit like how she's going to make you fuck her full of Fen-pups or else.

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We need more snek hair. Are there any stories about Medusas?

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>>14458928
>>14458971
Apex yanderes, truly.

>> No.14458999

>be army veteran
>suffer from PTSD after years of hard battles and watching friends die
>loud noises still make me jump and duck for cover
>dont get me started on the nightmares
>decide to finally get help and go to a support group
>its a circle jerk of "lets talk about our feelings" and "how does that make you feel"
>about to just write it off and go look for another support group
>then one day, coordinator has surprise for us
>brings in local high school kids to talk about our experiences
>areyouserious.exe
>final straw, but stick with it cause it'd be rude just to leave now
>get paired up with a brown haired dog monster girl
>all the other ones are talking about movies or their school life or what not
>just sit there with the dog monster girl
>suddenly she asks, "Do you wanna hold hands?"
>what? why?
>she shrugs and softly smiles, "Sometimes its hard to talk about things. Sometimes it easier just to...be there, you know?"
>dont know why but for the next thirty minutes, we just sit there quietly and hold hands
>her paws are really soft
>8 years later
>dont jump from loud noises anymore and most of the nightmares have abated
>hold hands with my wife everyday now
>her paws are still soft

>> No.14459008

>>14458999
That hit...a little close

>> No.14459013

>>14458984
Ovaries wrote one, and that's the only one I remember. Pretty generic h-manga stuff too famiglia

>> No.14459019

>>14458348
>Life on a farm ain't easy, but it has its perks
>You've been watching her for weeks now, or more rightly, that treasure trove she's hefting around left and right
>Been buttering her up too, headpats, scratching her ears, eating with her, shoulder rides, when no one's looking, she was a fretful little thing when you first saw her, but you recognised her potential
>You cheerfully call her over, a loli holst, telling her you want to play a game
>She runs to you, eager and excited, none of the other farmhands ever want to play
>You take her to the barn, telling her to raise her arms and close her eyes, and keep them closed no matter what
>You kneel before her, the scent of her youth off wafting into your nostrils as you remove her top is invigorating
>You trace your nose from her tummy to her chest, she giggles as you do so
>Briefly looking up, you see her eyes are still closed
>Good
>You drag your tongue over her left nipple, licking the tangy liquid from her careless romps under the calid summer Sun
>You separate her breasts, ample for someone her age, and lick the center of her chest, wanting to get as much of that delicious nectar as you can
>Her nipples begin to perk up and she holds a loan in her mouth
>She asks what you're doing
>"Inspecting you" you say simply and continue, telling her to keep her eyes closed
>"I've never been handled like this before, when they tagged us, it just hurt, but this feels good"
>Little slut
>Still... us?
>She tells you of her friend in the farm, but what do you know who she is, you've seen her running around with all kinds of girls around the farm
>"We held each other and cried ourselves to sleep, there were a lot of scary men telling for us to move when we came here, but life here is fun, it's not bad at all. Hey, can I put my arms down? They're getting tired"
>You tell her to keep them up, as long as she can, latching onto her breast and suckling
>"Yeeek!" she shrieks when her body acknowledges the foreign, yet somehow familiar sensation
>"What's with that reaction? You're going to be a dairy cow, this should be nothing for you" you tell her, still keeping up that friendly candor
>Her body begins to tremble, you grab her her hips and hold her in place, intensifying your assault
>A cow'a first milking is the best, you're not letting this chance slip past you
>She's audibly panting now, squirming in your grasp as you grope her breasts
>"Mmmnn!, Anon, please, I'm feeling weird, my head is spinning" she's almost there
>Her breasts harden slightly with the promise of the goodness soon to be yours
>"Hah, haa!anon!" her back arches, eyes open and unfocused as she releases the fruits of your labor, her legs give out, she tries to hold on to you, but her arms are to sore to muster any strength, she sinks to the floor and you follow her down
>Gentlemen, we have milk
>You greedily claim your prize, not willing to part with a single drop of her first spray, she lays sprawled across the floor under you
>"Nothing like a cow's first time" you crow, before making a beeline for her other breast
>She starts lowing softly, just a whisper, but content
>She places her hands behind your head, cradling you as you empty her...jugs
>Once you're done, you break away from her and look down upon your work, a sweaty, trembling, happily milked holst with a goofy smile on her face
>But...
>"You opened your eyes" you spit out herself
>Her ears perk up, she sees your share, intense, piercing, disaproving, where did all the warmth from just a second ago disappear to?
>You pull her up to her knees, and her instinct fixes her gaze to the bulge in your pants
>"A cow that can't do what she's told, needs to be punished" you liberate your manhood from it's prison, it's possibly rippling thanks to her milk, she stares, mesmerized
>You grab her tiny horns, nubs really, and press it to her nose, guiding her from top to base, from base to tip
>"Better get familiar with this fella, You and he are going to be real close from now on", with little ceremony you let her breasts engulf your rod and press the tip to her lips, breaching her mouth soon after, you move at your own pace, indulging in her warm flesh
>She's struggling with your thickness, her eyes watering as you violate her mouth
>"You know, this would go much easier if we had some milk" you say matter of factly and squeeze her milk tanks, but nothing comes out, disappointing
>"Come on, you're a dairy cow aren't you, surely you haven't run dry yet?" You raise your hand to the ceiling, "whack! whack! whack!" sharp slaps ring across her tats, sending a working electricity all through them, she yelps around your thrusting girth with each strike, "You want to be a good cow right? You'll give me lots of milk won't you?"
>"whack!"
>Another
>"whack!"
>Again
>"whack!"
>Still more
>"I know you have it in you, my little milk tank" with the next strike, she gushes like an oil well, coating your length in her white goodness

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#MonsterLivesMatter

>> No.14459027

>>14458961
Well, I hope she doesn't mind me getting some magic involved to speed things along.

I'm thinking we should have thirty kids for the first batch, a good number that'll get the horde going

>> No.14459028

>>14458607
SAUUUUUUUUUUUCE!

>> No.14459037

>>14459028
Read the thread, you fecking blighter.

>> No.14459039

>>14459019
lovely

>> No.14459040

>>14459028
check earlier on the thread, its behind a spoiler

>> No.14459045

>>14458999
Neat.

>> No.14459046

I need a trap for a wurm. Anyone have any ideas?

>> No.14459050

>>14459046
This.
http://oglaf.com/trapmaster/

>> No.14459053

>>14458032
who is this and can i request from you

>> No.14459057

>>14459046
three words
ICE. CREAM. TRUCK.

>> No.14459063

>>14459046
A large pit lined with peanut butter.

>> No.14459065

>>14459053
>Not knowing Monorus
Newfag PLEASE

>> No.14459075
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>>14459046

>> No.14459077

>>14459053
>who is this
Lurk more, and use proper grammar.

>can i request from you
>Requesting from Mono
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXTZsiwk-ik

>> No.14459082

>>14459046
"free cummies" sign. Works with any monster, really.

>> No.14459084

>>14458997
An apex yandere would be a Hound of Tindalos or a Frosthound or the worst apex yandere of all a childhood friend who Alps because deep down s/he always wanted to be by your side forever

>> No.14459085

>>14459075
Yeah, real fucking smart
>Wurm thinks you have it's nose
>Tries to take it back
>Ends up taking your entire arm

>> No.14459086
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>>14458997
Hellhounds are scary!

>> No.14459091

>>14459046
>step 1
Dress up as a dog.
>step 2
When the wurm gets close. POUNCE.
>step 3
Get married two weeks later.

>> No.14459096

>>14459065
>>14459077
I meant the girl, numbnuts I know well who Monorus is since years ago on /a/.

>> No.14459105

>>14459091
>Thinks she has a bestiality fetish
>Doesn't recognize you out of the fursuit
Good job.

>> No.14459123

>>14459086
>He doesn't want to be forced to bury his face into the sweltering heat of a Hellhound's labia
>The musky feminine scent and palpable heat making you sweat as she uses her paws to force you in place
>The fires of her passion growing the more you lap and suckle at her, drowning yourself in her smell and taste
>Right before she tears your clothes off and rocks your world in cowgirl before laying on her back like a dog in submission and forcing you to impregnate her

>> No.14459130

>>14458971
>Frosthound freezes the whole city in time
>You're the only one left conscious and mobile
>When you walk out into the street, it's deathly silent
>The air is cold, and though no surface is slippery, every part of the city, from person to pavement, has been encased in some semi-corporeal, transparent layer of Something
>Even the wind isn't blowing
>And then, from several blocks away, you hear her howl
>Signalling the start of her hunt

Oh boy.
The idea of being hunted by something that can freeze time at will, just so it can hunt you down scares me in a very appealing way. Just imagine the entire Earth, frozen in time. You're the only one left. The only source of sound and movement on the planet. You're surrounded by people, your friends and family, but they couldn't be less able to help you.
And slowly but surely, you're aware, in every waking moment, that something is hunting you. Getting closer every frozen second. How long until you look outside your window, and see a figure over in the distance that wasn't there when you last went to sleep?

Which reminds me, I really do need to write a story about a Time Dragon at some point.

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>>14459130
Someday when I stop being a procrastinating micro-brew drinking shit I'll probably write Frosthound or a Silver Dragon or Wightmom. I love yandere girls that aren't murderers.

>> No.14459159

>>14459146
What do you drink?

>> No.14459161

>>14459130
>Helloooooo
>Is anyone theeeereee

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This thread is pretty quiet, is everyone too busy getting this year's punishment from Krampus?

Are we the good ones?

>> No.14459212

Test

>> No.14459220
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>>14459086

Spooky Scary

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>>14459211
Too busy getting hugs

>> No.14459224

>>14459211
Can't think of anything particularly bad I've done to get a visit from her.

>> No.14459228

>>14459220
H-Hellhounds can't be witches! T-They're dogs!

>> No.14459233

>>14459130
jesus that scary, she could violate you for however long she wants, and there's literally nothing you can do about it.

probably too spooky for me to even get it up

>> No.14459234

>>14459211
Define good.
Because if good means helping an echidna live out her hyper preg fetish then yes, I've been very good

>> No.14459239

>>14459212
Checking to see if you're able to post or not?

>> No.14459252

>>14459211
Kinda busy, I'm finishing up some studies and then I'm gonna sketch up some mindflayer twins I got in the last thread.

>> No.14459263

>>14459252
Oooh nice.

>> No.14459270

>>14459239
I've been getting isp blocks and connection error messages all day, guess people in my country are shitposting too hard. Ah well, I have work to do, guess I'll finish this loli holst thing another day. Sorry one guy who was interested.

>> No.14459284

>>14459270
>Sorry one guy who was interested.
I'm patient, so no worries.

>> No.14459295

>>14459211
Krampus is dumb.

>> No.14459326

>>14459211
I was a good boy so I got a fairy in my stocking.
Thread decides what I do with it.

>> No.14459331

>>14459220
I want a chaotic evil Hellhound Witch for my adventuring party!

>> No.14459344

>>14459211
Get away from me, I don't want to be punished!

>> No.14459346

>>14459228
Eh, one letter off. They can handle it.

>> No.14459360

>>14459326
Dress it up in a maid outfit! Make it cook and clean for you!

>> No.14459364

>>14459331
>CE

Get out of my campaign.
LE is the lowest I go.

>> No.14459377

>>14459364
What Monster Girl would be lawful evil? Vampire? Dragon? Lich? Centaur Deathknight?

>> No.14459378
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14459378

>>14459233
Don't worry, she'll just watch you while you sleep, and wait until you get morning wood.
Then, she'll freeze your body entirely, turning you into a time-stopped statue, your still conscious mind trapped in your own body.
Of course, it won't be all bad. She'll let you move your eyeballs around to drink in the sight of her body, and she'll make sure you can still cum - when she wants, of course. Until then, look forward to building up an orgasm over the course of hours as she slows time for your entire crotch. Why, you'll be able to feel every moment of climax as your semen crawls slowly and endlessly from your dick, travelling micrometer by micrometer, assaulting your brain with a feeling of bliss drawn out into madness.

Might as well look forward to it. Because God knows you won't be escaping it. Ever.

>> No.14459382

>>14459146
If that is who I think it is: kill that dragon with fire, and get that wonderful man away from him
Unless that ISNT Travis and the dragon isnt that little shit, then thats all null and void

>> No.14459383
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14459383

>>14458984
I didn't think you'd be into that sort of thing anon.

>> No.14459405

>>14459377
>Centaur Deathknight
I prefer an elven Deathknight to be honest.

>> No.14459410
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14459410

>>14459377
Not him, but gimme dat Lich.

>> No.14459412

>>14459378
If that's not a good reason to commit suicide then I don't know what is.

>> No.14459417

>>14459159
Hobgoblin Ale, Smith and Forge, Captain Morgan, Sailor Jerry.

>> No.14459422

>>14459405
>Not wanting a towering Warhorse Centaur in full, pitch-black steel armor to tell you to 'draw your sword and face me, worm.'

>> No.14459436

>>14459377
litch, dragons, vampire, demons, and dullahans

>> No.14459437

>>14459378
I would rather commit suicide and be taken by a Will 'o Wisp over that.
Barring suicide, losing my sanity from Wonderland exposure sounds much more pleasant.

>> No.14459440
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14459440

>>14458919
Sorry friend, I actually like to do damage.

Also have the perfect moveset.

...Saif even looks really nice.

>> No.14459442

>>14459422
Sounds like a cool fight, sure, but nothing about whorsepussy makes me wanna fuck it.

>> No.14459456

>>14459440
>Also have the perfect moveset.
Yeah, so axe.

>> No.14459480

>>14459456
You mean the Saif.

>> No.14459498
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14459498

A new letter of introduction has arrived!

Name: Rosty
Species: Jack Frost
A frost fairy that is said to be the symbol of coldness itself. Their bodies are comprised purely of snow and ice, there are even some that do not even take humanoid form. "I will arrange a freezer room for her to stay in!"

Jack Frosts seem to be the EMG version of Glacies, I suppose. At least the names are back to the level of terrible I've come to expect from these. Still, at least she's cute.

>> No.14459504

>>14459480
>Skill weapons
>Manly

>> No.14459509

>>14459412
>>14459437

Suicide? But Anon, you're her treasure. She'd bring about the end of the world itself if it meant spending eternity with you.
As a matter of fact, she effectively has brought about the end of the world. Do you really think she'll unfreeze time, when she has you right there, with no one to get in the way? No, she'll keep everyone else as unthinking statues forever. Much easier that way.

You decided to cut your own throat or wrists before she got to you? Well, what a coincidence. Looks like the wounds just so happened to freeze over the instant you cut them.
A suicide pill? Don't worry, it's not lodged in your throat. She'll unfreeze time for it once she can get you to throw it back up or neutralise it.
Hanging yourself? Prepare to spend a good few days suspended in the middle of the room, supported and surrounded by a layer of solid, unmoving air.

One way or another, she's going to milk you dry, and fill you back up with her own endless love, before taking you around the entire planet, to show you the beauty of the world she sculpted for you. A world shared by just the two of you.

>> No.14459515

>>14459019
lovely, thanks anon

>> No.14459517

>>14459498
>Rosty
God...dammit Crabman...

>> No.14459518
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14459518

>>14459498
>Rosty

>> No.14459520

>>14459509
Then I guess murder is the next best option.

>> No.14459529

>>14459498
>the symbol of coldness itself
>Smiling
Dammit crab.

>> No.14459531
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14459531

>>14459509
I WANT ICE-HOUUND TO STOP

>> No.14459532

>>14459498
I want to enter the boudoir of the Ice Queen!

>> No.14459550

>>14459504
>implying it doesn't have a D Strength Rating at +10

>> No.14459555

>>14459498
>Rosty
At least it's better than what NoA called him

>> No.14459556

>>14459509
Alright, I'm aware that such Yanderes have lost all mental capacity for understanding the actual emotions of others, but looks like my best bet is to express my disapproval at her actions.
No matter how much she milks me dry, she will never see me smile again, and she will know that I am extremely disappointed, and I do not love her because of what she's done.
Besides, I'd probably freeze to death first.

>> No.14459558

>>14458984
There's no stories of a Medusa by anybody who isn't a faggot from here. There's like, one.

>> No.14459560

>>14459550
>D
>Worth considering
You have to B kidding.

>> No.14459568

>>14459550
>D weapons

Get out of here Titans.
You cost and weigh more than a child.

>> No.14459571

>>14459360
Very well.

You've reminded me of an anime from years ago with tiny little robot maids.

>> No.14459579

>MFW I don't even know what I want in writing
>MFW so zetta slow

>> No.14459586

>>14459326
I'd give it to the wurm daughter personally

>> No.14459588

>>14459383
My dick knows no limits.

>> No.14459606
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14459606

>>14459520
>>14459531
Are you prepared to pound the hound? Or are you going to have a suboptimal time?

>> No.14459634

>>14459560
>>14459568
You're welcome to talk about manly strength weapons but Axe isn't one of them.

Go get a Wheel before talking about manly strength weapons. Except you won't because it's a piece of shit.

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14459642

>>14459556
What are you going to do when she starts constructing entire palaces and castles out of ice to try and please you?

Electrical hellhound recolour/variant when?

>> No.14459652

>>14459634
B isn't too bad. Could be better sure, but the only alternative is the shitty wheel, or the Kirk'slut of the weapon world'Hammer. And the pizza cutter I don't know much about.

>> No.14459680

>>14459642
She broke my smile for good. She needs to understand that.
And if she actually loved me, she would know that I would absolutely despise that kind of torture described in >>14459378
Seconding the electrical hellhound.

>> No.14459690

>Trying to figure out how someone would explain signal strength to a kobold in medieval times.

That hurt my brain

>> No.14459696

>>14459690
Signal strength? Like using flashing lights or hand gestures to signal a person?
Well, it'd be pretty weak if it was dark or foggy

>> No.14459698

>>14459642
>Electrical Hellhound

Now all I can think of is Skollr from WoW

>> No.14459700

>>14459690
Good god, explaining wireless signals in general to someone with absolutely no knowledge of physics is one hell of a rabbit hole.
You would have to start from the very beginning with Ohm's law.
Unless we're talking about completely different signals here.

>> No.14459711

Would monster documentaries on humans be popular?

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14459713

>>14459642
You don't want it.

>> No.14459714

>>14459690
"You know how there's those whistles only you can hear? Well, this radio is basically like that. Imagine that we have two of them. One person talks into the other radio, and it turns that talking into a whistling only radios can hear. When our radio hears the whistling, it turns it back into whatever that person was saying, and lets us hear it. If the signal is stronger, then a radio can hear better, and whistle louder."

It's not a perfect explanation, but I suppose it works for practical purposes.
I haven't read The Way Things Work in a long time, so I can't really do any better.

>> No.14459716

>>14459700
>Good god, explaining wireless signals in general to someone with absolutely no knowledge of physics is one hell of a rabbit hole.
tell me about it, my parents still call me weekly to explain to them why their "Wifey" is so slow when they have the slowest fucking internet connection ever

>> No.14459722

>>14459711
Depends
Are they narrated by David Attenborough or Morgan Freeman?

>> No.14459731

>>14459696
Cellphone signals

>>14459700
Cellular strength but yes, pretty much the same.

>>14459714
Great.
Now imagine the idea of a radio is foreign to them

>> No.14459746

>>14459713
>Not wanting Paarl-chan

I'll admit, I'm partial to Ebretias-chan

>> No.14459753

>>14459531
If you want her to stop then play the batsu OUT sound, she'll get spanked and like it

>> No.14459758

I want to date a cool vigilante Dullahan who wears a mask that morphs into various inkblot tests, and neat hat, and watch her fight crime!

>> No.14459766

>>14459606
I want to pound the Hound, but my writing sucks.

>> No.14459774

>>14459766
I want to round the kobold but my prose is mediocre

>> No.14459787
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14459787

>>14459731
As a simple concept that can be explained quickly and gasped in a short amount of time that gets the general gist across or something more specific?

>> No.14459789

>>14459680
What can she do to get you to love her again? Create a whole continent of icy wonderland to satisfy you? Let you move the time-stopped statues of your friends and family into your new, palatial home? Gift you with some of her power, so you can manipulate time and ice like she can?

>>14459713
I want it.

>> No.14459792

>>14459722
no they're narrated by some siren no doubt

>> No.14459797

>>14459787
Something short and barebones.
I've already got something set as just saying "it represents how close you are to something" but that's it

>> No.14459798

>>14459731
I'd write off the radio as a magical device that can emit and listen for these signals.

Now, explaining all of this in depth such that she has a complete understanding of how everything works, fuck that, because explaining the concept to someone with no knowledge of even basic circuitry is an effort in futility.

>> No.14459819

>>14459797
>"You know how someone's voice gets quieter as they get further away from you, and it gets harder and harder to hear them? Machines have that problem too."
Does that not work?

>> No.14459831

>>14459797
Could perhaps say it's like an invisible fire, the stronger the flame the further away you can feel its warmth. Except this warmth is instead information that requires special items to tell us what it means.

>> No.14459836

>>14459792
A Gandharva with the feminine version of Morgan Freeman's voice.

>> No.14459859

>>14459819
>>14459831
Yep, those are pretty good ways.

Side question though.
How would a dragon react to you taking her picture of she didn't know what a camera was?

>> No.14459860

>>14459789
She appears adamant in not unfreezing the world, so that's not an option.
I'll never forgive her for what she did, but her promise to never use any of her freezing/time shenanigans on me would make me feel slightly better about it.
And I'm freezing, dammit.

>> No.14459862

You know, I'm not usually a wonderland man, but the thought of cuddling and spooning a big, toned-yet soft Roc Jubjub, belly swollen with pregnancy after many long hours of breeding her, is a good thought in deed.

>> No.14459871

>>14459859
Is it one of those Polaroid instant-develop cameras?
I think she would be intrigued by the "instantaneous portrait device", probably followed by demanding that she keep it.

>> No.14459875

>>14459862
>a big, toned-yet soft Roc Jubjub
Oh man, my dick.

>> No.14459876

>>14459871
Just say it's linked to your eyes, and captures beauty as only you can see it, so she can't keep the camera, but she can keep you

>> No.14459884

>>14459871
Yep.
Would she go full vanity mode and demand many pictures or just hoard it and not use it?

>> No.14459900

>>14459884
I think she would go with both, demanding that you stay and take as many pictures as she desires, while bragging to her fellow dragons about her find.
Explaining to her that you're out of film would be a fiasco, though, since I'm sure one cannot simply make film for those kinds of cameras.

>> No.14459905

>>14459859
>>14459871
>>14459884
>>14459900
Just vanilla Dragon is nice, but how would the rest of the 5 dragons react to their pictures taken?

>> No.14459914

>>14459905
Which one thinks she tanked a spell from the flash which had NO EFFECT because she's a dragon.

Which one thinks you just stole her soul upon seeing the photo and now has to destroy the catalyst containing it to free herself.

>> No.14459927

>>14459905
It's small
It's tight
It's wet
It's DRAGON PUSSY

>> No.14459928

>>14459914
Man, dealing with dragons sounds like a massive fucking pain in the ass. That's what you get for dealing with bitches with egos bigger than a queen vampire.

>> No.14459930

>>14459905
Jabberwocks would go maximum vanity mode.
Wurms would probably accidentally break the camera.
Ryus would be the most calm about it.
Dunno about Wyverns. Hard to pin down their personality.

Really, most problems could be solved by simply turning off the flash.

>> No.14459948

>>14459930
>Dunno about Wyverns. Hard to pin down their personality.
I'd bet they'd just be happy they weren't forgotten

Again

Seriously who even likes Wyverns? Every other dragon girl is so much cooler. Wyverns are the unpopular nerdy middle child of the dragon family no one really likes

>> No.14459957
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14459957

>>14459948
I like wyverns.

>> No.14459961

>>14459957
Wyvern get off the internet

>> No.14459971

>>14459862
That sounds so amazing and I'm a fluffy curvy Jubjub's husbando.

>> No.14459974

>>14459948
Honestly, I think I would prefer a wyvern, based solely on the fact that they aren't as up themselves as dragons are. Like the chill older sister to the dragon race.

>You'll never go adventuring with a Proto-Wyvern who is super chill about letting you use her back to help her smite foes from above.
>She'll never introduce you to all the ancient entities she used to just chill with whenever.
>She'll never tell you stories of times gone past as she sits happily in the dirt before a fire she helped collect wood for, eating game caught that day, not demanding the finest halls, succulent meats or that you do absolutely everything

>> No.14459978

>>14459957
There's gotta be at least 4 of us that do!

>> No.14459979

I want to get my Kobold daughteru some specially made skintight leather opera gloves and thigh-high boots! I want to fuck her while she's wearing them!

>> No.14459982

>>14459974
>based solely on the fact that they aren't as up themselves as dragons are
That's the best part about Dragons though. A kind-yet-noble Ryu, a haughty show off Jabberwock, a proud mighty Dragon. Such pride is intoxicating.

>> No.14459992

>>14459948
>>14459974
I also like how relatively chill Wyverns are as well, but I could never be a Dragoon.

>> No.14459996

>>14459982
I like being treated as an equal.

>> No.14459997

>>14459979
Are you going to pump her full and then plug her up so that she has to walk around in them while looking pregnant?

>> No.14460001

Rub reverse scale

>> No.14460003

>>14459997
Definitely, it's the routine. I'm also going to make her wear her matching leather leotard to keep the plugs in.

>> No.14460007

>>14460001
Pinch and pull on reverse scale

Fellate reverse scale

>> No.14460008

>>14459996
>equal
I want both a Hellhound and a Kikimora to look at you with a smug condescending face

>> No.14460016
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14460016

>>14460007
Don't stop~

>> No.14460021

>>14460016
Jizz on reverse scale?

>> No.14460028

>>14460008
>Hellhounds
Hellhounds are the perfect equal girls, domming and subbing whenever you wanna change up the dynamic. Kikis don't mesh so well with me because of the whole submit to master thing.

>> No.14460032

>>14459930
>Jabberwocks would go maximum vanity mode.
I want a Wock to see her husband take a quick innocent picture of her, and for the Wock to go full ham about it and demand more.

>> No.14460034

>>14459957
>still nothing of a little boy and loli wyvern playing make-believe knights

>> No.14460038
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14460038

Wanna get dommed by a mouse.

>> No.14460049

>>14460038
wanna get dommed by skaven girls

>> No.14460051

>>14460038
When did the whole leather dominatrix thing begin?
Who fetishized getting tortured in the first place?

>> No.14460052

>>14460038
The thing on the left isn't a mouse, it's a hag.

>> No.14460059

>>14460052
I know silly, it's the one on the right I'm talking about.

>> No.14460069

>>14457365
When it comes to Eldritch abominations, Shoggoth are pretty low-tier, anon. Besides, why would I want a maid who's race is best known for rebelling against their masters and killing them all?

>> No.14460075
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14460075

I'm tired of all this hate that alps get, they deserve cum in their wombs like any other monster girl, please stop bullying them!

I am not an alp

>> No.14460080

>>14460075
>I'm tired of all this hate that alps get
>implying
you faggots can't stop talking about them.

>> No.14460083
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14460083

>>14460080
Right you are, sir.

>> No.14460087

>>14458544
Do you not?

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14460090

>>14457835
>>14457803

>> No.14460098

>>14460090
Don't really care for her, but that's a nice pic.

>> No.14460107

>>14460090
My, what big fins she has

>> No.14460113

What was that doujin with the fish girl, who goes into heat and fucks her childhood friend on school ground, with some kind of mouth-palm?

>> No.14460117

>>14460090
please do more yandere MGs like a yandere ryu or yan holst

>> No.14460119

>>14460113
>fish

>> No.14460125

>>14460113
She was an odd squid-girl, and while I can't recall the exact title, I know it was a Z-Ton release. Just look him up on SadPanda, and you should find it with little trouble.

>> No.14460130

>>14460125
Thanks, anon.

>> No.14460132
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14460132

>>14460038
Glory to the Maus Kingdom!

May the Empress' ears forever be perfectly round!

>> No.14460143

I want a Baphomet Onee-san to dom me.

>> No.14460146

>>14460003
But how big are you going to get her?
Till she looks like she's bearing twins?
Till she looks like she's in the third tri-mester?
So large that you hear her slosh when she stumbles, cradling it to save her balance.

>> No.14460149

>>14460143
I want a Baphomet Onee-san to cuddle me.

>> No.14460151

>>14460143
Business baphomets are olev.

>> No.14460152

>>14460149
I want to cuddle a Baphomet Onee-san

>> No.14460157
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14460157

>you will never cuddle a centipede

>> No.14460161

>>14460157
Adorable.

>> No.14460163

>>14460152
I want to hotdog a Baphomet Onee-san

>> No.14460169

>>14460163
I want to be tenderly dommed by a Baphomet Onee-san until I turn into a semiconscious mess.

>> No.14460170

>>14460163
I want to go mountain climbing with a Baphomet Onee-san, and after a full two days of walking, fuck like wild in a fae pagan glade atop the mountain, I wanna fuck her so hard I' make maenads blush.

>> No.14460197
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14460197

>>14460143
cant remember when i got this

>> No.14460200

>>14460197
Delicious. Baphomet needs more art.

>> No.14460206

>>14460157
Even she'd find me repulsive.

>> No.14460207

>>14460197
Needs a bigger bust.

>> No.14460209

>>14460206
Now that's something I'd like to see.

>> No.14460216

>>14460206
You should kill yourself, anon. Just take the pain away.

>> No.14460221

>>14460157
Sticky grape pussy

>> No.14460222

>>14460216
Nah he should fuck the pain away

By which I mean he should watch Baby's Day Out

>> No.14460223 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.14460224

>>14460216
What this anon says. Kill yourself and get a wisp waifu that is already top tier anyway.

>> No.14460234

>>14460206
I don't know about her but I certain do, you disgusting dirty filth you.

Anybody remember that futurama episode about the neat OCD bureaucrat office lady with a fetish for slobs? Kinda want that with an Anubis or Kiki or something.

>> No.14460239

>>14460234
>Kiki shouting "Dirty boy!"

I'd love it.

>> No.14460242

>>14460239
>Kiki

I'd love it.

>> No.14460246
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14460246

What are these things anyway?

>> No.14460247

>>14460239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs5RV4GW01U

>> No.14460249

>>14460246
butt tassles

>> No.14460252

>>14460246
Garter straps

>> No.14460254

>>14460246
Straps to hold up her stockings
Which is weird since she seems to be wearing chaps

>> No.14460260

>>14460242
All sane men would.

>>14460247
Exactly.
My home isn't too dirty but she'd still probably shout that.
She'd get it in the missionary position that night.
She'd have a black garter.

>> No.14460261

>>14460246
Is she sucking his dick and is mad that it isn't getting hard?

>> No.14460264

>>14460261
There are actually three dicks there, and she can't figure out which one to play with, because she can't count that high.

>> No.14460266
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>>14460264

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>>14460264
You're lucky I'm here to confirm that you're wrong citizen.

>> No.14460277

>>14460270
Wait, so why is she mad? Was I right? Is he limp because she's too flat for him?

>> No.14460278

>>14460270
Where is the uncensored edition?
Also seriously, why is she so angry about domming him?

>> No.14460280

>>14460270
>censored
You can't handle the truth!

>> No.14460282
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>> No.14460284

I want to give a NEET Gazer, Oomukade, and Jabberwock a video game where the antagonist is a horrible literal monster who kills and slaughters hundreds, including your best friend in game

Then I want to see their face when the ending is "If you kill him, you'll be just as bad as him!"

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>>14460270
Until we can get Japamoot to extend the pervy-stuff-is-okay policy from /a/ to here, witty censorship is the best thing we've got.

>> No.14460310

>>14460292
What have I told you about sciencing monsters together

>> No.14460311 [SPOILER] 
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>"The fox empire welcomes you while you visit, please behave while you are here alright?"

>> No.14460315

>>14460311

"you're not my real mom, I'll do what I want"

>> No.14460317

So Anons,
You were walking home with your waifu one day when horace the magic hobo cast a curse on said wafiu.

In a flash of light he's gone and your waifu is merged with another monster girl race, taking on secondary characteristics from them.

Roll for the second monster:
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/mamono

And roll twice if you don't have a preferred race, the first roll being the primary race (Unless you get a cait sith/cu sith in which case you re-roll) with the second roll being the secondary race.

What do you end up with and how do you react?

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>"And just where did you think you were looking?"

>> No.14460323

>>14460311
If by behave you mean not reckless molest fluffy fox tails, then no I don't think I shall behave in the slightest.

>> No.14460326

>>14460310
to keep going

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>>14460277
>>14460278
She's mad because...it's Luka from MGQ and they had a scuffle before. Evidently hitting people with weapons, regardless if they can kill or not, is kind of rude.

Also struggling while a girl rapes you would probably be annoying too.

>all these captchas wanting Palm Trees

LISTEN CAPTCHA IT'S FUCKING WINTER, IT'S COLD, STOP ENTICING ALL THE PEOPLE TRAPPED IN THE COLD.

>> No.14460329

>>14460320
At your tails, where else?

>> No.14460332

>>14460317
>Golem kiki
The living roomba is real!

>> No.14460334

>>14460320
Oh shit. I'm sorry.

>> No.14460336

>>14459046
A roll of bubble wrap, a pencil and a book of puzzles for children aged 5-8

>> No.14460337

>>14460317
A lilim/ignis, pharoah/apsara, baphomet/barometz, and dragon/vampire.

Send help. My pelvis hurts.

>> No.14460338

>>14460320
Your eyes, why?

>> No.14460339

>>14460332
OH lord.
It has happened...
>Built in broom
>Artificial feathers instead of hair
>Can be powered by headpat's in a pinch.

>> No.14460345

>>14459509
Something, something futurama.

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>>14460329
A-Anon, you can't just talk to a Kitsune Noblewoman like that!

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>"Of course I invited you over for tea and cakes, what did you think I wanted?"

>> No.14460357

>>14460337
>A lilim with flame wings/hair
>A pharoah who wears skimpy clothing and can dance
>A baphomet with a bounce gel to better tackle you
>A pale skinned dragon who drinks the blood of kings like it's the finest whine but still loves yours the best

Sounds like a good harem.

>> No.14460366

>>14459758
Why do you want her to be Rorschach? Rorschach's dead. Rorschach sucks, The Question agreed don't bother him about it.

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>>14460350
Oh, nevermind... Say, is your little sister home?

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>>14460327

>> No.14460373

>>14460346
Shut up and let me touch them

>> No.14460377

>>14460368
Is it bad that I want to fill that loli fox till she looks like she swallowed a basketball?

>> No.14460381

>>14460346
With a single tail like that you would think she was a dog.

>> No.14460382

>>14460317
Mantis + Merrow.
I can totally get behind a romance crazed Mantis.

>>14460337
You should have been concerned with your pelvis upon picking the original harem tbqh.

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Have a thing.

>> No.14460390

>>14460382
But now my pelvis hurts even more. Not that I'm really complaining.

>> No.14460397

>>14460382
Don't forget the she can now breath underwater, has a spiffy hat, and has scales instead of chitin.
Or is pink instead of green.

Are you ready for her to read off a lovey dovey poem she wrote while speaking in a deadpan voice?

>> No.14460398

>>14460369
>>14460327
>>14460270
Come on man where are the uncensored?

>> No.14460406

>>14460386
i want to violently rub her reverse scale in public

>> No.14460410

>>14460398
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Baphomet

>> No.14460412

>>14460386
Aaaaaand Boner.

>> No.14460413

>>14460317
We don't need to purge the shit tier monstergirls nearly half as bad as we need to purge these shitty wizards.

>> No.14460415

>>14460317
>Alp with willowisp traits
>gets super jelly over trivial things and starts outperforming other monstergirls to make herself look better
>other monstergirls see how far the alp's going to please me and get jelly that an alp's doing better than them, working harder to ease their bruised egos
>jelly infinite loop obtained

All the guys win?

>> No.14460423

>>14460413
Not a wizard.
A magic hobo.
There is a difference.

>>14460415
Hyper competitive ghost alp that has blue flames would be nice.

>> No.14460431

>>14460397
>has scales instead of chitin
B-but my delicious shiny chitin!

>lovey dovey poem she wrote while speaking in a deadpan voice?
Bring it on. Even at worst it'd look cute as a kitten mounting a puppy. At best she'd get me do anything for her for the rest of the year.