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Performing the mating press on a Flatchested Kikimora

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.14456155
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Elves are for healing.

>> No.14456161

>go to take a shit
>get mercy killed by the mods
Lets go for 3,000+ without hitting image limit, okay?

>> No.14456173

Today OP was not a faggot.

>> No.14456181

4th for all of the overworked and under-appreciated writefags.

>> No.14456189

There aren't any. No writefag drama, please.

>> No.14456192
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still dead despite new thread

>> No.14456201
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Assuming direct control.

>> No.14456202
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How come this smug mother fucker gets to be the first one to have an official doujin?

>> No.14456203
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Maybe if OP picked a better maid to start the thread with we wouldn't be so dead.

>> No.14456207

It's early. All the good NEETS are sleeping.

>> No.14456209

>Performing the mating press

I want!

>> No.14456212

End yourself abominationfaggot.

>> No.14456213

So does the rest of the thread always think of monsters talking in an accent appropriate for there country of origin. Like Kikis being Slavic, or Elves being Nordic, or shoggoths being from New England

>> No.14456214

Shit taste.

>> No.14456216

No, I don't think of them talking at all. I'm not good at imagining voices.

>> No.14456217

Because KC understood the world needs more Cheshire. Seriously, before the doujin was announced I'm pretty sure Fizzshire had more art than the profile design.

>> No.14456218

>OP about flat-chested maid
>Uses the medium-chested redhead kiki instead of black haired twintails loli kiki

>> No.14456225

Maybe, but there's no maid better than a kikimora so it's a moot point.

>> No.14456230

>there aren't any

Maybe not overworked, but some are a little under-appreciated at times. Not trying to cause drama, just sending good vibes to fellow writefags.

>> No.14456235

Please no. It will all end in tears.

>> No.14456237

post it

>> No.14456241
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>> No.14456262

All Good Monster girls deserve healing.
Maybe even some evil ones if they cry about losing to a hero all the time

>> No.14456266

literally the perfect file name

>> No.14456269

All good heroes deserve to be healed by evil monstergirls

>> No.14456272
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>> No.14456279

What a classy matron.

>> No.14456283

That Oni looks like she'd be fun to drink with.

Cuddle too but mostly drink with, she looks like she has a good story or two to tell.

>> No.14456285

Monstergirls being scared of other monstergirls because of what they are.

Cute Alices afraid and grossed out by giant slugs
Beelzebubs scared shirtless of spidergirls
Angels afraid of devils and devils terrified of valkiryes
spidergirls afraid of Ignis because PERISH IN FLAMES!

>> No.14456288

Onto the sword it goes.

>> No.14456291

Not this shit again.

>> No.14456296
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>> No.14456297

Shoggoths and Kikis fight each other on the spot when their eyes meet
Apos and Pharaohs are a given
Scyllas and Charibs too
Yetis and Wendigos also duel with one another

>> No.14456303

How do Yetis and Wendigos duel? Can't imagine any aggression from them.

>> No.14456305

>'AWA' and throws a snowball at Yeti
>Yeti throws one back

>> No.14456315

Dormice are terrified of Cheshires, not because they're cats but because they have a habit of pranking them as they sleep.
Jinkos and Hellhounds wrestle for supremacy whenever they meet
Kikis get nervous whenever a Wurm passes by, thinking they'll accidentally plough right through their master's house

>> No.14456316

Hugging duel, they each grab a guy and see who can snuggle him the best.

>> No.14456318

>Yeti gets a flashback to her mommy
>"Try to remember some of the basics of CQC!"
>Encounter starts to play
Mmm, yes.

>> No.14456327

>"M-Master." she blushes and adjusts her glasses
>After finishing her task of cleaning the study, she found you watching her
>"Is my work to your liking? You let it get awfully dirty in here master." You walk towards her, not saying a thing "Are you hungry? Dinner is in the oven, it'll be ready soon, it's roasted chicken tonight..."
>You walk closer still, circling around her, eventually placing you hands on her delicate shoulders "Master?"
>You move your hands from her shoulders down to her waist, hugging her tightly "M-Master..."
>You swing her off her feet, holding her at an angle like a dancer, you stare into her eyes "W-What exactly is it you're doing? There's work to be done, you know?"
>You kneel down and lay her onto the study's plush, large oriental carpet
>She begins to protest but you lift a fuzzy, floppy ear and blow into it before biting the tip
>You lift her thick, modest skirt revealing her black garters and panties, which you proceed to rip off
>You then ravish her delicate, pale body with an animal-like mating press, releasing copious amounts of semen insider her, all the while she clings to you
>You kiss her all over and get off of her, zipping up
>She brushes herself off and fixes her clothes, standing up "Very well, master. Like I said, dinner will be ready soon."
>She serves dinner and eats beside you like nothing happened
>"Now I'm most likely pregnant and now the chicken's overdone too because of what you did, you'll take responsibility, r-right?"

>> No.14456335

REMOVE SHOGGOTH remove shoggoth, you are the worst maid you are the blueberry smell

>> No.14456336

My man.

>> No.14456339
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You're so silly.

>> No.14456342

>treating sex like it's just a matter of course
I did not know how badly I wanted this.

>> No.14456344

But are the carpets still clean?

>> No.14456348
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Reminder that you're loved out there, somewhere. Never lose hope, and never let her down!

>> No.14456356


>> No.14456357

Bloody hell, that's astonishing.

>> No.14456358

But she's not real.

>> No.14456363
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Evil monstergirls are best monstergirls

>> No.14456368

>Yeti puts on her best Golgo 13 serious face and charges in for the hug
>Wendigo awawas off out of fear and starts running
>Benny Hill style chase ensues and the Yeti has to catch the Wendigo

>> No.14456374

>Yakkety Sax intensifies
You! You did this to me!

>> No.14456383
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Damn right they are.

>> No.14456390

I want to play her rump like a bongo!

>> No.14456397
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>evil is edgy
>but not if monstergirls are involved
Jump off a cliff

>> No.14456398

>Guy gets lost in blizzard
>yeti and wendigo both converge
>notice each other before man notices either
>yeti approaches, calls out to man before a snowball nails her in the face
>wendigo begins to creep up to man "awawawa.mp4" starts
>promptly cut off by snowball
>Man still freezing
>luckily the local yuki-onna was there to help him

>> No.14456399

I want to be a hero who saves the land but upon beating the demon lord, marries her instead of killing her.

>She's knelt on the ground having accepted death
>You place the flat of your sword against her neck, she winces
>You sheath it, her head still hung low
>You kneel down and grab her hand
>Kissing the back of her hand, you smile as she blushes and gasps in astonishment
>"Leading a reformed life as my bride is surely better than being executed here, no?"
>Party members are stunned and that human cleric girl in the party starts crying because she just assumed she'd eventually become your wife

>> No.14456400

That's quitter talk anon, are you a quitter?

>> No.14456403

I will!
That's right, you just gotta pierce the veil of reality using your D powers!

>> No.14456406
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Need more Sweaters, their is not enough

>> No.14456409

No dumping now.

>> No.14456410
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>> No.14456413

I wont, Just stating a fact

>> No.14456418

I, yeah, sorry.

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>> No.14456420

>saying no to cleric/nun pussy

>> No.14456422

I love Apophis now. She's so deep, and throughful, and purple.

>> No.14456432

>humie pussy

nice me.

>> No.14456435

But she's a human.

>> No.14456443

What's your opinion on yandere human girls who turn into monsters for the man they love

>> No.14456445

Intrigue. Tell me more.

>> No.14456453

I have tthe desire to know more about this, tell me

>> No.14456454

>Loyalty to your husband or loyalty to me!

>> No.14456456

I could say the same to you.
>not being an equal opportunity employer

>> No.14456458

>There is no such thing as a "lover" in absolute terms!

>> No.14456459

I'd rather they stay human and simply take out any monstergirl rivals.

>> No.14456463

Oh, you know, being a monster has many advantages. Turning into an undead will make you able to stalk him 24/7 without needing to sleep or eat. Or maybe she thinks she's not beautiful enough as she is, and ask a Vampire for help. Or she thinks she can win his heart through magic and starts to practice witchcraft.

There are so many possibilities.

>> No.14456464

This nigga gets it.

>> No.14456469

Why go for the inferior product?

>> No.14456472

>You twist your wrist when you grab onto the shoulder blades. That's more of an underhanded cuddling technique.
>You're pretty good

>> No.14456474

Diamond in the rough. Plus fucking holy women silly is my fetish.

>> No.14456475
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Oh noes!
Someone left a loli slave at your doorstep!
What are you going to do with her?

>> No.14456478

I'm more interested in Yandere slimes pulling a Super Buu on human girls I look at/talk to

>> No.14456481
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Boss. We got a call from some craftsmen who need rare ingredients to do whatever it is they're working on. They offered to pay us good money to obtain the materials they require. It might not sound like our line of work, but the specific ingredients they need can only be harvested from Monsters. I've put the details on your iDroid if you're interested in some big game.
Good hunting, Boss.

>> No.14456485

What's this from? Seems incredibly depressing, but potentially heartwarming.

>> No.14456488

Call CPS.

>> No.14456489

She is just precious, fuck. That .webm always hurts my heart.

>Someone left a loli slave at your doorstep! What are you going to do with her?

Raise into a good wife and treat her well until consummation on our wedding night

>> No.14456490

Eh. Not worth it.

>> No.14456494

Tenderly love and corrupt.

>> No.14456495

It gets rough at times, but I don't have time to bleed.

>> No.14456496

Someone's translating this or is it just that webm?

>> No.14456497

Your lust is weak.

>> No.14456499

Teaching Feeling.

>> No.14456500

It's human girls or nobody.
Shit eating grin.jpg

>> No.14456506

>Yeti tries to do the Ocelet "You're pretty good" hands
>Her paws are too big

>> No.14456509

But I can get a monstergirl that can alleviate all my lust.

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>not fully translated
I'm taking out my frustrations on this fox.

>> No.14456514

>Turning into an undead will make you able to stalk him 24/7 without needing to sleep or eat. Or maybe she thinks she's not beautiful enough as she is, and ask a Vampire for help. Or she thinks she can win his heart through magic and starts to practice witchcraft.
10/10 waifu material.

>> No.14456521

But they're not real anon.

>> No.14456526
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>Oppai Barometz
I'm totally fine with this.

>> No.14456530

who drew this?

>> No.14456534

Translation though I think he dropped it at 45%

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>> No.14456538

What happens if I rip her out of the pulp?

>> No.14456541

I'd lick that Barometz's metz's.

>> No.14456543

Paundo, he's a guy on pixiv who pumps out a bunch of low-mid quality at best stuff, it doesn't appear to be on his page yet though. KC retweeted it earlier.

>> No.14456544

Ooooooooh, you cheeky bugger, I like you. Never alp.

>> No.14456545

It would be extremely.

>> No.14456549

I want to spoil a nice, plump alice.

>> No.14456550

She's a big.

>> No.14456552

FORE! Wurm likes golf!

>> No.14456553

I want to give a nice plump Alice Wonderland Cake and make her into an Onee-san

And then spoil her

>> No.14456556


>> No.14456558

Cyberpunk and Monster Girls. Discuss.

>> No.14456560
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I want to play totally innocent games with an Alice. Like Snakes and Ladders or cards.

>> No.14456561

So basically Shadowrun?

>> No.14456565

sounds Interesting at least

>> No.14456569

That's good too.

Plump alice imotous are best!
An oneesan alice is essentially a titania!

>> No.14456571

She's still plump and lazy, and has the alice look and dress though!

>> No.14456575

>Be traveling war torn country.
>Come across this fox girl
>She shakes as she tries lifting the assault rifle.
>You remove the Magazine
>Ask her if she understand English, or get a translator who knows the local languages to translate.
>Tell her she's going to be fine and try to take her
>She screams, kicks, struggles and even bites as you take her and put her in a truck and eventually onto a plane or chopper heading back home.
>You take her to a hospital where her eye is treated the best they can, learn she may need glasses one day because of the damage to her eye
>She is disinfected and bandages up and given small portions of food until she can take more
>As this goes on you are working with the government to adopt her as part of a rehabilitation movement of child soldiers.
>Eventually she is cleared to leave and you take her home. You give her a white room and tell her that whatever she wants done to it she just needs to ask.
>You home school her the best you can along with attending sessions with a physiologist to help her get over her trauma.
>Eventually she has to go to school to be reintegrated with society.
>It's VERY bumpy but you try your best to help her grow up.
>One day she goes missing after mentioning she can't get the battlefield off her mind.
>You feel like you failed, and spend the rest of your years alone thinking you couldn't help her.
>Another war starts and ends and you go to the country, expecting to find dozens of starving child soldiers but see them all being taken care of.
>You ask who did all this as the soldiers take you to meet their General who won the war for them with minimal casualties.
>You walk in the tent to see a figure looking away
>"It's been a long time...father."
>She turns and you see her scared eye, her other filling with tears

>> No.14456577


with alice imotous they need to invite you to tea parties only to bashfully admit that they ate all the cakes before you got there.

>> No.14456586

Meh, it went from healing to just stupidly easily resolving all problems.

>> No.14456611

No, an Onee-san Alice is for baking a cake with, and watching as she keeps having "little pieces" of it, only to discover she's eaten the whole cake in just a day!

>> No.14456624

But you can't lay oneesan alice in you lap while you nap!
You won't have her skit be pinned at an undignified angle so her bear panties are exposed on her big round bottom.

>> No.14456625

well it was either 'She becomes a normal everyday girl'
or 'she becomes a soldier of some kind'

>> No.14456632

It's okay.

>> No.14456634

Why couldn't it be
>She becomes no-nonsense teacher who all the boys have a crush on desoute of or precisely because she's always strict

>> No.14456635

>"I wonder where he is now."
>"Is he with her?"
>"Are they mating right now?"
>"Will he ever come back?"

>> No.14456639


>> No.14456644

Brown Country
Like rutting hogs
Nyet, you blew it

>> No.14456647

No, but you can do something even better!

You can lay on top of her while she holds you tightly! She'll cuddle you lovingly because you're her sweet otouto!

>> No.14456648


She sings about him on friday nights at lounges.

>> No.14456650

I'm sure a nice girl liker her will get over him and find a new boyfriend. It' not like she's going to be alone forever.


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>> No.14456654

But she can't look up at you like a chubby alice imotou!

Don't you want to see her pouting up at you only to break into a sunny smile when you pat her head?

>> No.14456658

Well I blew that.

>> No.14456661
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>tracing the path of droplets on the window
>taking in the scent of coffee rising up on tendrils of steam
>as her gaze shifts past the rainwater to the lights of the city beyond
>one question plagues her mind:
"What was the name of the song that went bee-bee-boo-bop-beep-boo-boo-bop"
". . ."

>> No.14456662

But then I can look up to a chubby Alice onee-san! And I can pout at her until she gives me a headpat, then break out into a sunny smile!

>> No.14456665

Nah, she's thinking of bee boo boo bop boo boo bop.

>> No.14456667

It sounds like you are the one who wants to be spoiled now!

>> No.14456672

Maybe I am, is that a crime? We can spoil each other!

>> No.14456675

>Her childhood friend, Anon, got recently married to another of her childhood friend, Pharaoh-chan. She regrets not all this time not telling Anon her true feelings.

>> No.14456677

This is turning into Cromartie High, isn't it?

>> No.14456679
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Why can't you have a coronary and rid us of you?

>> No.14456683

The only spoiling you should need is hugs!
Spoil the imotou!
Spoil her till she's he softest around!

>> No.14456685

God I hope that hamster girl dies

>> No.14456693

I want to teach an Oomukade how to dance the depression away!

>> No.14456698

Never seen her show, why?

>> No.14456703

But bugs can't dance.

>> No.14456706

Tap dancing, right?
Sure they can, but their dancing will stink. Hehheheheheh. Get it? Stink.

>> No.14456707

No, that's cats.

>> No.14456710

No, bugs are gross and have too many legs to dance.

>> No.14456711

No, that's Genesis.

>> No.14456715
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Never ever kek

>> No.14456746


>> No.14456750

Even in death, Alp's shadow still haunts us. The meme has become his phantom.

>> No.14456755

No, she'll always be sad and only get 5/10 boys at the most.

>> No.14456759

>Just as it appears, they have a melancholy, depressive disposition.
I can agree with you on odors and 'wimpy neet-ness', but that sentence up there's right from the profile.

>> No.14456761

What Monster Girls are best big and thick? Sonico thick?

Pochaco thick?

>> No.14456766

The gloomy/depressed part isn't Alp's fault, it's in the profile.
>Disposition Gloomy, ferocious
>They’re obsessively clingy and affectionate towards their prey to point that it borders on paranoia. Once they get a man, they’re never ever willing to be apart from him. Until he becomes entirely theirs, they continue to copulate a countless number of times, continuously spoiling the man’s body and heart with love and pleasure.

Although they're still nothing stinkypede neets. They're extremely forward about their desires and won't hesitate to pounce on a guy.

>> No.14456774

>Pochaco thick
That's just morbidly obese, Sonico is just a nice level of chubby. I wouldn't mind a Jabberwock with a Sonico style body.

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>> No.14456788

I'd a Pochaco-esque Monster Girl.

>> No.14456799

Holst, oni, dragon, any of them really.

I'd a pochaco tier jinko 100%

>> No.14456808

No this is Patrick

>> No.14456810

Fat pink starfish monstergirl when?

>> No.14456812

Sounds like shit desu senpai

>> No.14456816
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Begin with a function or arbitrary complexity. Feed it values, "sense data". Then take your result, square it, and feed it back into your original function, adding a new set of sense data. Continue to feed your results back into the original function ad infinitum. What do you have? The fundamental principle of human consciousness.

>> No.14456820

Mathematically unlikely.

>> No.14456821

TFW when Succuvirus is the closest any of us will ever get to a real monster girl in our potential life times.

>> No.14456822

Don't get your panties in a twist over an Alpha Centauri quote.

>> No.14456825

That mouse is not fat off cheese or pregnant with mice babies.

>> No.14456827


>> No.14456828

Don't get your panties in a twist over a Deus Ex quote.

>> No.14456831


>> No.14456832

>Take come carbon atoms, some hydrogen atoms and combine them. Have them form into bonds of 1:3 for the most basic Methyl groups
>Continue to split and recombine them while feeding back into the original system
>What do you have?
>The fundamental principle of organic life
And a billion years from anything alive. Longer for multicellular creatures.
A room full of monkeys would crank out an award winning book before either of those things would generate sentience.

>> No.14456833

I need twintail monster girls. I njeed them now!

>> No.14456838

Twintail familiar!

>> No.14456840
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So what happens when one of these strumpets turns all the women in a town where the male:female ratio is skewed towards female into monstergirls? Do they all just draw straws to see who gets a husbando and who has to wait?

>> No.14456843

Communal husbands, like the Lamias in EMG.

>> No.14456847


>> No.14456853

Communal husbands

>> No.14456854

I want to convince a big strong Jinko to try twintails and make her blush by calling her cute!

>> No.14456855

None of you whore wenches will ever lay hands on my virginity! None of you!
>Then I an hero in front of all of them with a shotgun to the head

>> No.14456856

Direct them to the nearest tech school.

>> No.14456860
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I want to be a squire who gets corrupted by a Dark Matter's lewdness radiation and then assault my Paladin mistress while she sleeps. I'd kiss her on the lips and hug her every night until she began to turn.

>> No.14456867

I take off my 'Free Hugs' sign and instead put myself out there as a companion of moderate pricing.

Free trial hugs available on request

>> No.14456868

>Be out exploring with your big tough wolf or jinko
>Starts to get cloudy
>Hear thunder
>Suddenly she grabs you and takes you to a cave and protectively cuddles you.
>"What are you...?"
>She hushes you and stares out the cave while keeping you safe
>'Big Sky Boom no hurt.'
>Try to explain to her it's fine, you're not out in the open
>She keeps you close despite protest
What do

>> No.14456871
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>blowing your brains out in the middle of a monster-filled town.

>> No.14456872

Good boyim
You will make some Will-O-Wisp happy
And you won't run away from her since she literally locks you in herself

>> No.14456873

This just reminds me of that one scene in Mouth of Madness.

>> No.14456883

Pretend to be scared of the thunder to get free hugs until she catches on.

>> No.14456890

I'd just cuddle her tighter an thank her. It's the thought that counts, and she's really thoughtful.

>> No.14456892

stick a finger up her anus

>> No.14456893

What happens if I try to hug a Willow while I'm still alive?

>> No.14456895

>Will-o-wisp with living husbando.
She's gonna turn red, and all of her friends green.

>> No.14456896

She would be extremely overjoyed.

>> No.14456909

I want a Dark Matter Paladin onee-san.

>> No.14456936

I'd rather have a pure paladin oneesan who ascends to valkryiehood but decides to stay with me to continue dealing justice and breeding new loli valkryies

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Anon! I need your help.

Hold this weresheep close and tight for a moment, will you?

>> No.14456945

For once, I think this might actually fit: it would be extremely painful.

>> No.14456954

Damn that's cute, it's like that Vestal Virgin Paladin idea I had once, but at the end she gets the childhood friend instead of his son.

>> No.14456959

I will look for you. I WILL find you. And then I'm going to kill you.

>> No.14456961

>Not shaving the area first

>> No.14456964

Don't forget that I'd get to come home to a bunch of winged daugtherus in cardboard armor who each want to share their good deeds for the day.

>> No.14456968

Why would you do that, I'm going to report you to the police

>> No.14456969

How would it be painful? Because you're not a big guy?

>> No.14456979

Not when monster mojo is involved.

>> No.14456981

No, no, that's way too far in the future. I'd concentrate on the part where she ascends and proceeds to use her newly sprouted wings to swoop down on you from the altar and plant her clumsy, wet first kiss right on your lips.

>> No.14456983

>Paladin onee-san
>Fights to protect humans and monstergirls equally from the evil and corrupt
>More than once, is threatened with corruption herself
>But is eventually rewarded by ascention into a Valkyrie
>Doesn't turn into a Dark Valkyrie, but remains pure through sheer belief and conviction,
>Gives birth to two beautiful Valkyrie children, glowing with a golden light even immediately after delivery

>> No.14456985

Only if her eyes are closed and she's beet red from embarrassment at kissing in front of others.

>> No.14456990


Don't forget the wing hugs, both from her and the tiny valkyrie daughterus

>> No.14456996
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How do you feel about fit dragons?

>> No.14456997

Only after she'd munched on your lips for a good minute and had to come up for air. You know her wings would curl up into a cocoon to hide herself, too.

>> No.14456999

I'll hold her tight and close while I'm running away to get her to safety you sick fuck.

>> No.14457005
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Extremely nice, even if my favourite Dragons are slim and elegant.

>> No.14457007

I think my dick will fit inside one just fine.

>> No.14457008

>How do you feel about fit Xgirls
[X] Lick Abs

>> No.14457010

I want to stroke her wings after a day of hard work.

Would stroke abs.

>> No.14457011

I love them. If only she were black of scale and acidic of tongue.

>> No.14457012

I like retards.

>> No.14457014

For a thread about monsters, there's a surprising amount of humanity here.

>> No.14457015

>Have Monster girl waifu
>Be out on a date
>Suddenly evil wizard comes up and splits your waifu into two, a human version of her and a full on animal version of her species, effectively spiting the monster from the girl.
>The only way to remove the curse is to kill him, but he's going to be in his lair guarded by Super Demons and Lovecraftian horrors
What do you do?

>> No.14457020

Girls who are monsters on the outside is what we're after, not people without a speck of decency.

>> No.14457022

Fuck both versions of waifu

>> No.14457023

I teach my waifu the fusion technique so she can go back to normal.

>> No.14457027

Eh, she's just gonna alp again. It's not like all the Mamono mana that let it happen just disappeared.

>> No.14457028

Wizards are too busy reading and questioning the fundamentals of our magical place in the universe. They would not go around throwing curses on innocent passerby willy-nilly.

>> No.14457029

Ask a Lilim for help, they're our allies after all, and I bet she doesn't like what he's doing at all.

>> No.14457034

How does your waifu protect you from lusty monstergirls, who want to take you away?

>> No.14457037

Kill him before he can leave. Simple.

>> No.14457039
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>> No.14457040

What if he's gone senile?

>> No.14457044

By being a Hellhound.

>> No.14457045

Or if she just turned into a human girl I can monsterize her into something different this time, like maybe an alperwock. Thanks wizard!

>> No.14457048

Mountain range.

>> No.14457049

Booby traps that lead to bigger boobies.

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I'd like to have one as a lifting buddy.

>> No.14457054

Anti-NTR protocols. Those thirsty bitches will be jelly forever.

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>> No.14457056

Those big, white, fluffy pigeon wings? They'd shiver and perk up every time you gave her sore, new flying muscles a good rub. Eventually she'd have to stretch them a bit, and how better to do that than to wrap them around you over and over again?

>> No.14457058

That one made me laugh.
Is she an Amazon?

>> No.14457059

It's okay, Vampire saliva is a natural anesthetic.

>> No.14457063

>shit form
>literal cowtits
9/10, would only hugg if I couldn't get my waifu.

>> No.14457065
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Nobody wants trouble from a woman who would look at you like this.

>> No.14457067

Not ouch

>> No.14457068

>not wanting to be the happy-go-lucky husband to an evil warlord MG
no anon maybe you should jump off the cliff

>> No.14457070

Indeed, fluffy white wing cocoons.

Yes, one who is of the opinion that 'breast' method' of keeping me safe is by making sure the girls can't get in the house.

Or walk without their hands carrying heavy breasts.

>> No.14457072
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Not as ouch as getting drained through the dick

>> No.14457074

The daughters would be so small, they'd only be able to wrap up your arms or legs with their wings.
Then they'd get all snuggled up by their mother, cocooning all of you with her massive, fluffy wings.

>> No.14457075

That's one hell of a period.

>> No.14457080

Screech and dive at them. Or makes me wear a "Best Husband" wristband if I go out b myself.

>> No.14457082
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I'd love a muscular monstergirl anything.

Also, is that chick based off the MGE Dragon?

>> No.14457083

Don't you want to come home and have your valkryie daughterus wrap your legs up like fluffy white shin guards?

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>> No.14457089

Normally monstergirls aren't suicide enough to go against an amazon. You try to steal one husband and you have the entire tribe after you.

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>> No.14457092
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Lick abs, you say?

Inspired by KC yes, but she wasn't meant to be based on MGE Dragon specifically.

>> No.14457093

>Muscle cow

>> No.14457094

Bueno! This is wonderrful!

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>> No.14457097

Hold the phone, you're the one that drew her?

>> No.14457098

I want to give her minomilk to get her more muscled.

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>> No.14457106

[X] Lick Abs Vigorously
[X] Tongue The Bellybutton

>> No.14457110

Wouldn't that give other MGs an insentive to steal you?

>> No.14457112
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If only I had fan-art of a Kejourou in a wedding dress.

>> No.14457115

>That face
>That hair
>Those ears

>> No.14457116

>Not wanting a lewd tomboy cow to throw you over your shoulder and carry you off to do lewd things to you.
I don't even know what to say.

>> No.14457117

Too many wives.

>> No.14457118

But they'll know I'm taken.

>> No.14457119

>Not wanting to get swole with your waifu
>Not toweling each other off
>Not massaging away each other's muscle soreness
>Not having slow, sweet, post-workout shower sex
>Not making protien shakes with her milk

>> No.14457120
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Wife and daughter

>> No.14457121

She's getting married.

>> No.14457122

Yes, but you'll be advertised as a good husband.

>> No.14457123

I see this Dragon and I want her painted black.
Or even red.

>> No.14457124

>Not wanting a lewd qt cow to pin you against a wall with her softness and do lewd things to you

>> No.14457125

But how's Yuugi your daughter?

>> No.14457126

Only to my wife.

>> No.14457128

I came inside Suika a lot of times and 9 months later Yuugi popped out.

>> No.14457131

I'm not so sure that all other monstergirls could rationalize that, and that's IF they see and then read the band.

>> No.14457133

A waifu in every house, and a daughteru in every belly!

>> No.14457136

But anon.

>> No.14457140

Why not both?
A pair of twins where one is lewd and super soft while her sister is a tomboy who is ultra fit and loves to have you take her in the shower

>> No.14457141

Delicious abs, begging to be painted white, yes?

>> No.14457147

If the try anything, I'll show them the band so they try someone who's not taken.

>> No.14457152

This guy gets it.
Is the tomboy lewd too? This is important.

No. Delicious abs, begging to be massaged so you can hear cute moans.
Remind me, does that make her pussy tighter?

>> No.14457155

>does that make her pussy tighter?
Massaging her abs? I guess if she's ticklish...?

>> No.14457158

You're too naive, anon. Do not leave your waifu's side, for your own good.

>> No.14457160

The tomboy holds hands and has a see-through nightie that she'll break out on occasion.

>> No.14457161

No, I mean having tight abs.

>> No.14457163
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I see your waifu is my waifu's enemy and by correlation, I am your enemy.

>> No.14457164

I want to make a Wurm listen to the Pale Blue Dot audiobook as read by the author himself!
It's so comfy.

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>> No.14457170

I wouldn't think so, but exercise of the pelvic floor muscles could contribute in that regard.

You're pretty good.

>> No.14457172

But why would they deprive a wife of her husband? That's just mean.

>> No.14457173


I remember that song.

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>> No.14457178

Monorus? I can't believe I wasn't able to recognize your linework for once.

>> No.14457181

I want to make a Jubjub listen to 50 shades of gray audiobook read by Gillbert Gottfried

>> No.14457182

Please make an Apophis playing a harp.

>> No.14457183

>not posting the best version

>> No.14457185

>retard cavewoman jinko

>> No.14457186

I want to end an Apophis and a Pharaoh's feud by dicking both of them and making them my wives!

>> No.14457189

This was the plan of Treacherous Anubis Advisor all along!

>> No.14457191


Well, it is a bit different from my usual.

I feel like I've drawn enough Apophis for a while.

>> No.14457192

Does the iron need to be that big?

>> No.14457194

Perhaps if we focused on what's the same between us, instead of what's different, well who knows?

For example, we both have to put up with the sandworms eating the caravaner tourists. Ruining real estate.

>> No.14457195

Reminds me Saint Seiya for some reason.

>> No.14457196

Easy. Make a litter of Jinkos while waiting out the storm.

>> No.14457198

I prefer the one I grew up with though...

>> No.14457201

Then she's getting dragged into the dicking pile and made into a wife too!

>> No.14457202

He just got finished drawing one.

Now a girl that hasn't been drawn by anybody for a while: Mermaids. Specifically Merrows.

>> No.14457205

>enough Apophis
Girtablilu then?

>> No.14457209

fuck my human looking minister wife. You didn't say he affected her personality.
>tfw my waifu is cosplay as fuck anyway

>> No.14457211

Haha! This is exactly as the Mysterious Masked Spandex Sphinx calculated the events would transpire!

>> No.14457214

>I feel like I've drawn enough Apophis for a while.
then draw some mummy's or a sphinx

>> No.14457219

That's all self-inflicted. Walk without rhythm, it says so on the wormsign.

>> No.14457221

No, you, hypocrite.

>> No.14457222
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I want to see a Raiju in skimpy Makai Knight armor.

>> No.14457229

She's getting added to the waifu pile.

>> No.14457230

How am I a hypocrite?

>> No.14457237

You only played the Sandworm empress' long game, like the pawn you are!

>> No.14457241

She's getting tied down and added to the waifu empire.

>> No.14457244

Abs are Hard and covered in sweat

>> No.14457247

>'edgy' thing done by minstergirl
10/10 muh Dick
>'edgy' thing done by human
Etc etc

>> No.14457252

all I can think of is that Old Spice commercial

>> No.14457253

Ah, but now the true mastermind is revealed! For death was merely a setback for the Mummy, whose curse now haunts you!

>> No.14457256

I'd rather a Jabberalp.

>> No.14457260

Yes, this is a well-known occurrence here. Hence why anyone using the word "edgy" is to be ignored.

>> No.14457262

Why does this fiendish fraulein exist?

>> No.14457265


>> No.14457272

Well it all started with some Hathor Milk, the Robot Devil, and an Anon who made the best of situations

>> No.14457278

And? Is that supposed to be a bad thing?

She's getting added to the waifus.
Preferably through Irrumation

>> No.14457280

I never said anything like that. I just want to be the happy-go-lucky husband to an evil MG; and do things like bake cookies for her generals when they're plotting to take down a city, or 'surprise' her wearing nothing but an apron when she comes back home from battle.
I don't care if people want to be edgy or not. I just want to be a husbando to my waifu T.T

>> No.14457289

Woah Mono, neat style, much different from your usual.

More Abigail when?

>> No.14457292

>She's getting added
And while anon entertained his harem, the Khepri inherited the earth.

>> No.14457298

You're on the right here anon.

>> No.14457302

Do all of our writefags either go for smut or simple plots that act as excuses for smut, or does anyone try to go deeper?

>> No.14457306

Who IS your waifu?

>> No.14457310

Plenty write adventure stories and non smut. It's not exactly deep but pulp fiction is still tons of fun to read.

>> No.14457313

Seriously you mofo, you been watching saint Seiya?

>> No.14457318

Lol nope

>> No.14457321

I was wondering why it looked so familiar. thought I was going crazy for a ticket

>> No.14457326

What can I do to make you happy?

>> No.14457329

I think you know what's coming next anon.
Khepri are literally made for harems.

>> No.14457337

Right? She looks a bit like the woman who trained pegasus guy.
I watched it in Spanish, I don't know his nip or English name

>> No.14457340

What does that mean?

>> No.14457346

Thank you! Thought I was the only one that saw him
Read the manga years ago. Couldn't tell you even if I tried. Never saw the anime

>> No.14457347

What kind of content with Abigail would you like to see?

No, I was studying Hirame's style right before that. But interesting you would make that connection.

>> No.14457349

How can I make you HAPPY?

>> No.14457353

You could draw an ogre using an alp as a bludgeon to beat back a spidergirl while anon cowers behind said ogre.

>> No.14457354

>What kind of content with Abigail
How she looks first thing in the morning without grooming or coffee.

>> No.14457357

I don't know. Uh, get me a new computer?
No, wait, shit, that's expensive and advantage taking. Get me a pizza

>> No.14457359

>What kind of content with Abigail would you like to see?
Seconding this guy >>14457354
Messy bed hair Abigail would be cute.

>> No.14457363

>Bed head
THIS. I 100% vote for this

>> No.14457365
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>There are literally people here who deny the greatness that is Shoggoth

>> No.14457371

That evil Lich who wants to take over the world but can't get her zombie hoards to stop cuddling.

>> No.14457376

I don't take no lip from some insane cosmic goop FUcker.
Man flipping you of as hard as he can.jpg

>> No.14457378

>I command you. Stop. Go out and conquer.
>Huuuugs! Waaarm!

>> No.14457379

He should stop whining and just fuck her already.

>> No.14457380

Dem Zaku's

>> No.14457382

This thread lacks pouty face, I am disappointed.

>> No.14457384
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He does fuck her, after she uses her eldritch powers to put him in the body of a Deep One so she can bear his children

>Not Kos, or Kosm
>Implying implications about SAN points

>> No.14457387

Who wrote this? I can't seem to find it.

>> No.14457394

Micolash I swear to god
We just put up that "Don't Awoo" sign I SWEAR TO GOD Micolash

>> No.14457398

>What kind of content with Abigail would you like to see?
Her little Bio page showing tidbits of her personality, and her fat thighs

>> No.14457399

I'll choose death over being turned into a monsterboy/abomination

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>> No.14457401

At least a Kikimora would actively encourage me to be the best I could, along with being diabetes-inducing levels of cute.
Shoggoths are a little creepy with their "replace everything with herself" and "make master part slime" thing.

>> No.14457402

Eh. It would be an improvement for me.

>> No.14457408
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Accept the love of Horse Pussy Kingdom!

Or don't, you're still trespassing and if you don't leave you'll be accepting the love of a comfy cell!

Then you'll be accepting the love of horse pussy whether you want it or not!


>> No.14457413

In armor like most Wights were prior to becoming Undead.

>> No.14457415


You make it sound like that's a bad thing.

>> No.14457419

Never! Horses are dumb and smell bad.

>> No.14457422

Alright, I'll leave, and I'm taking my alp with me.

>> No.14457424

I think Mono said he was working on this a while back.

>> No.14457425

Is it possible to obtain a Will o' Wisp while you're alive or would one have to die first before they could be with one?

>> No.14457429
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Paladins rule, Monsters drool onto cocks

>> No.14457430

why can't the horse pussy kingdom just be nice?
why do I have to go into a cell every time I try being nice to one?
your all very pretty please stop throwing me into a cell!
how about you throw me into going out for dinner and a movie.

>> No.14457434

I want to conduct a scientific experiment to see how much cum a Kobold daughteru belly can hold without leaking!

>> No.14457436

That frog face though

>> No.14457437

I'm not trespassing, you're in Bat country

>> No.14457439 [SPOILER] 
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Sorry, I'm a permanent part of the Pussy Pussy Kingdom.

>> No.14457442

It's the face Paladins make when they see human boys getting deepthroated in public.

>> No.14457445
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Yes. Read the profile.

>> No.14457448

Welp. It's time to fap again.

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>Monsters drool onto cocks
Monstergirls have the right idea.

I mean, poultry is pretty damn tasty when breaded in a spicy mixture and fried. It also tastes good when honey is drizzled onto it.

>> No.14457453

Sorry just passing through your airspace on my way to Bird Pussy Kingdom. Maybe when you get pegasi you'll be able to own your skies.

>> No.14457454

gib horse loli

>> No.14457456

Brb running off to ninja-pussy kingdom.
At least they aren't assholes.

>> No.14457458

Sadpanda link? I can't find it

And why is their reverse image search such dog shit, it literally never finds anything and they never try to improve it.

>> No.14457493

Want me to shove my +10 burial blade up your ass again you affected faggot!?

>> No.14457506

Fucking horses literally gives you cancer.

>> No.14457507

>uppity centaur
Neat! A chance to use my retractable baton

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>> No.14457520

>That filename
Am I a pretty Alpmouse?

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>> No.14457524

Too chesty, mice are supposed to have little boobs with big areolae. Deliciously pinchable cone boobies.

>> No.14457532

That cat is proud of the fact she has huge tits.

>> No.14457536

>that filename

Oh my. Could an alp handle a mouse's breeding instinct? Could I be there to fill her up with daughterus when she fails?

>> No.14457554

God I fucking love everything about this.
>even if I die a pathetic virgin, there might be a qt Will-O'-Wisp girl to love me into the afterlife

Really they should just organize to make sure no one enters the afterlife alone. I mean, people die all the time, they'd be one of the guaranteed monsters to have a continual flow of husbands.

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>> No.14457559

>Not Kos, or Kosm
>or Kosm
Pfft, shows what you know. Everyone knows it's truly Kos.

>> No.14457567

>Not Kosm
Away Beast

>> No.14457574

>Still thinks it's Kosm
Well, I suppose not everyone has heard the water, and seen the secrets in the rain...

>> No.14457577

>He actually calls is Kos
You stop yourself from enlightenment. This is why you are not hailed to the nightmare, for you do not have eyes on the inside

>> No.14457580

It appears to be from comic unreal vol 57. I can't find an English translation, so if a full one is out, the anon who posted it is a cunt for not sharing.

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>> No.14457589

>This is why you are not hailed to the nightmare
Oh cute, someone who still calls them Kosm thinks they've seen the actual nightmare...

>> No.14457592

Oh cute, someone whose never seen the nightmare
Kosfags. When will they learn?

>> No.14457599

I'm sure I'll learn plenty once I've murdered Kos' Child.

>> No.14457600

So it is just a one-page translation so far. Unfortunate. Thanks, though.

>> No.14457602

Kos, Kosm, does it matter what it's name is?
It's dead.

>> No.14457609

>I must kill the Kos'
>No good hunter, you are the Kosm
>And then the hoonter of hoonters was the Kos or for some, Kosm

>> No.14457645
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Did someone say Khepri harem?

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No but I sure want one. Happiness is being covered in Khepris.

>> No.14457657

I found golden bug!

>> No.14457669
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Hell, yes. You take this rare kepri no scam, promise.

>> No.14457670
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>no busty, scarred war veteran Beetle to press your face to her cleavage when you cum inside her

>> No.14457677

I want to come across a cupid as she fires her arrow at a couple!
I want her to glance down at me in annoyance!
I want her to laugh at my tiny penis!
I want her to miss the shot and hit the wrong person!
I want Eros to personally come down and chew out the cupid for fucking up!
I want Eros to notice my dick too!
I want her to stand in stunned silence, until the pure awkwardness of the situation causes me to leave!

>> No.14457679

For some reason, the image of a Pharaoh having a pit full of Khepris for testing possible husbands came to mind.
If you manage to get her interested in you, she throws you in after feeding all the Khepris food laced with aphrodisiacs.
If you can handle the Khepri mating pit, you can handle the Pharaoh.

>> No.14457680

Something seems off about thie Khepri, maybe it's just the different hair style taking some getting used to.

>> No.14457682
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I wish I could just hire Monorus for a year's worth of anubis content. The way they draw her, with the soft colouring and shading, is just so damn irresistable.
I just want to kiss, massage, and rub myself all over those paw pads. I want to lay atop her, pressing her into the softness of the bedsheets while hotdogging her plush thighs and plusher buttcheeks. All while rubbing her back, kneading into her neck and shoulders, stroking her hair and reaching around to kiss her from behind.

>> No.14457684

I'm not usually one for harems, but I bet a group of Khepris would be amazing.

>> No.14457686

Perfectly suited to camoflaging in the yellow snow.

>> No.14457693

I can assure you. It is 100% khepri. Completely normal.

>> No.14457709

But I'd prefer the Khepris over the Pharaoh.
I just love the idea of them scuttling around the ruins preforming chores while they patiently wait their turn to get on the dick throne.
>They end up serving him with all their hearts, waiting on him hand and foot, feeding him and attending him through the night; as servants, soldiers and wives of the king
They're essentially the desert kingdom's answer to Kikis and Shogs but they're less specialized and more of a multi-class.

>> No.14457712

Mmmm, yes. These reasons you speak of are why I got Monorus to make me my daki. Loved the way he drew her in the dress, and knew that's who I had to get the pillow from.

And also everything else you're saying? Yes. Simply yes.

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I don't know, she said something like "I think I lost them" and keeps looking around like she's worried about something.

Whatever I'm sure she has her reasons, it'd be rude to question such a lovely Khepri.

>> No.14457722

I would stop you, you're inssuferable enough as is.

>> No.14457732

This. Anubis is over represented for art. Lets have some drawing of something we don't already have too many pictures of.

>> No.14457749

Like Manticores?

>> No.14457753

Like Jabberwocks?

>> No.14457754

He clearly means Hellhounds

>> No.14457756

>People commission art of a Monster Girl they like and share it with the thread
>"I don't like X, there's too much art of her, commission what I like instead."

>> No.14457762
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Like Matangos?

>> No.14457764

Yes, those are also over represented. Well done.

>> No.14457766

This is the Monster Girl Thread, you're not allowed to like what you like. Only what the thread likes.

>> No.14457767

I'm tempted to commission a Hellhound but it'd be different from the base design. I'll probably get something of one of the less popular girls I like first though.

>> No.14457770
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Like her.

>> No.14457776
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Matangos are cute.


>> No.14457779

Commission your favorite girl(s) yourself.

>> No.14457782

>simply point out certain girls have loads of art when some other types could do with a little
>just get hostile and sarcastic replies
I really hope there's some samefagging going on here.

>> No.14457787

In all seriousness, I could go for a reverse trap Pharaoh in a prince's uniform and jacket.
With a rapier.
That her cobra shapeshifted into.

>> No.14457788

Why do that when you could take up drawing and draw them yourself?

>> No.14457790

People commission girls they like, plain and simple. After that, drawfags will draw girls they like on their own free time.

If there's a girl you feel is ignored, there's nothing stopping you from learning to draw yourself, or pay people to draw her. You've got to take initiative, instead of bitching about it to the thread.

>> No.14457793

If you consider any of those replies hostile, maybe you shouldn't really be posting on 4chan.
Sarcastic, fair enough. But hostile? I wish that was this thread's hostile. Then everything would be sunshine and rainbows all the time.

>> No.14457803

What monstergirls even need art? Only ones I could think of are Roper, Jinn Jar and maybe one of the newest ones

>> No.14457808

Sea Slime, all the time.

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>> No.14457814

Will-o-Wisp doesn't have anything that's not 5 seconds in paint tier.

>> No.14457821

Do they need art?

I mean, no one here really likes Roper, Jinn, or otherwise. The new ones have a lot of Nip art. Art for the sake of art seems pointless to me.

>> No.14457822

Especially if they're different from the profile art.

>> No.14457825

>you will never have spend time with her, only to have her ask if you want to 'pound her tuna'

>> No.14457826


Most of them.

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>> No.14457837
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>Pre-Ptolomeic Egypt.

But brown tomboys are cute, I'll give you that; specially if they are expected to be the oujo type.

>> No.14457839

>Matango Slime
That's just dangerous.

>> No.14457841

It's easier to say what monstergirls don't need.

>> No.14457847

My kiki doesn't wear makeup because she is modest and naturally pretty. Her cheeks are cutely rosy and her lips are pink like peaches!!! Her eyes are orange and shimmer in the light like polished bronze!!!


>> No.14457850

Khepris are amazing.
And at the end of the day, when everyone's got their fill and all the daily chores are done, they would all climb into bed with you and cuddle up closely.
How many would be too many, though?

>> No.14457855

>Any monstergirl
>Using makeup

>> No.14457858

Those alternate versions of the Matango are appealing.

By the way, how much has KC changed their profile?

>> No.14457860

Constantly shoving your shit in people's faces for the better part of two years is not sharing it's being obnoxious, that guy is mlp tier annoying.

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>> No.14457863

Anything that isn't Hellhound, Cheshire Cat, Manticore, or Anubis.

>> No.14457865

Actually, they do. I'd feed you but I'm on mobile.

>> No.14457866

Monkey familiar a best

>> No.14457868

Take it easy, it's just an Anubis.

>> No.14457871

Some of those who live in cities and towns probably do.
Not because they need it, but because they like to wear it. Some people have lipstick fetishes, after all.

>> No.14457873

>Implying it is just one guy
There's at least 4, and probably many more who just like the stuff without posting much if any of their own.

>> No.14457874

Comissioning art yourself and posting it for the thread is pretty much the definition of sharing, y'know.
Why do you care so much?

>> No.14457876

Tell It to that guy. I'm sick of hearing of his fucking waifu's paws.
>now some faggot will start talking about paws cause that's the way this place works, keking children

>> No.14457880

But her paws are so fluffy and squishy! I want to massage them!

>> No.14457881

all my smut is fade to black, the most lewd thing I've written Is a few lines of ryu molesting.

>> No.14457884

>Being this mad
Then talk about another monster girl. Prefer scales? Talk about scales, it's that easy.

>> No.14457885

What this guy said >>14457880

>> No.14457886

Considering how monstergirls manage to always be naturally appealing, any of them wearing make-up tastefully would probably look nigh-on divine.

"Nigga just walk away from the screen," etc etc.
Seriously, it sounds like you're going out of your way to be upset about things.

>> No.14457887

I know that, but he's the most noticeable, his threadgiven name is anubisfucker for crying out loud.

>> No.14457894

>Burial Blade

Why not be a man and get yourself +10 Beast Claws with the Beast Embrace rune instead you damn Alp!

>> No.14457896
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Reminder she'll never be real and you'll die alone.

>> No.14457897

Spores are no longer any worse than other forms of corruption and Matango can move around.

>> No.14457900

>How many would be too many, though?
Depends on the size of the ruins. Although I'd say 1 chef Khepri, 3 cleaners, 1 royal advisor, 1 head Khepri and 4 guards/soldiers would be enough for me.

>> No.14457901

Everyone dies alone.

>> No.14457902

Could one use a Matangos mushrooms on pizza without issue? This is important.

>> No.14457903

Any of the girls talked about here that don't get many stories or art.

>> No.14457906

Why are blonde loli vampires so great?

>> No.14457909

Everyone's alone when they're 6 feet under, what matters is the fun you have before then.

>> No.14457910

>A Kikimora will never save you from your crippling depression and make you a better person and a master she can be proud of

>> No.14457913
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The same reason blonde loli foxes are so great.

>> No.14457917

like I keep saying, we need more echindas

>> No.14457920

I'm a sub

Looks like I'm staying in my crippling depression

>> No.14457925

>Muh philosophy
You actually will though. No monstergirl by your side.

>> No.14457931

>he uses beast claws

>> No.14457934

That's what I'm talking about. The B or C tier girls that have fans and are brought up fairly commonly, but don't get much content.

>> No.14457937

She'll still help you out then, sh'll just make you fuck her daughter too.

>> No.14457940

I swear I could beat beat the monster girls with just a brick!
no I haven't been drinking, shut up!

>> No.14457941

But I don't like lolis, I like MILFs and Cakes! And the only incest I like is older sister incest!

>> No.14457947

>needing anything but your fists

>> No.14457954

A shame really, echidna's are only really used as throwaway's to explain why two unrelated MG's are sisters.
anyone know of any echidna stories?

>> No.14457955

Father/daughter>nephew/aunt>brother/sister>mom/son>the rest

>> No.14457956 [SPOILER] 
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You'll take a loli and enjoy it.

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>> No.14457963

No! I'm not taking the loli and that's final!

>> No.14457969

>Anything over brother/sister

>> No.14457974

>eating refried beans every day

>> No.14457975

Brother/Sister ≥ Father/Daughter > All the rest

>> No.14457976
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Take it dammit

>> No.14457979
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>> No.14457981

Iron Beast wrote a short one.

>> No.14457982

What if I'm not strong enough for a Baphomet?

>> No.14457987

There are plenty of other lolis around who would have you.

>> No.14457989

Looking good, if a bit scary.

>> No.14457994
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You want mofu, don't you mister?

>> No.14457995 [SPOILER] 
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You get thrown to the R&D crew.

>> No.14457996

She need to sit on my face. Or wrap her legs around me. Or do a dozen other things I would like to do with her.

>> No.14457997

I wish that KC would actually make that pillow and sell it.

>> No.14458003

That fox is getting lap sat, tenderly loved and mofulested.

>> No.14458007

I want a Kon!


>> No.14458008

Congratulations, you're the funniest guy in the thread.

>> No.14458020

Oh god. Can't imagine what sort of concoctions they're brewing in there.

>> No.14458032
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I will be coloring this in a stream tomorrow.

>> No.14458034

One, I fell asleep at my desk. Two, it's not even a real translation, it's just me dicking around.

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>> No.14458038
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Why don't we compromise with an oppai loli?

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>> No.14458043
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>> No.14458044

I'd compromise an oppai loli. I'd compromise an oppai loli so hard.

>> No.14458045

Look at those pillow thighs.

>> No.14458046

I want to blow smoke on a werewolf's face

>> No.14458048
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>> No.14458050

Abby is drowsy and she's cute!


>> No.14458052

Magnificent specimen

>> No.14458056

Good god, she's adorable. Nice job Mono.

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>> No.14458065

Lifting her butt up that high is just asking for a spanking.

>> No.14458076

You have the diabeetus, man? People don't usually fall asleep while doing things like that.

>> No.14458084
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>not using DLC Rune with Beast Claws

You're missing out on the fun.

>> No.14458089

No. Just been tired all day and since it's cold decided to catch some Zs.

>> No.14458091
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Dumb catgirl.

Please exercise caution when spanking the wolfbutt. Just because their diet and active lifestyle leads to an ass that is perfectly toned and deliciously juicy, doesn't mean you should spank it.

>> No.14458096

>Just a T-Shirt
Glorious and wonderful.

>> No.14458098

>Just because their diet and active lifestyle leads to an ass that is perfectly toned and deliciously juicy, doesn't mean you should spank it.
No anon, that's exactly why I SHOULD spank it.

>> No.14458099

Man, werecats are so rude sometimes. All I wanted was to pet her.

>> No.14458100

I have a newspaper. AND A PHONEBOOK.

>> No.14458106


grandpa pls

>> No.14458111

>not using bloodletter or beast cutter
No my friend, you hate fun
>wanting to be an awoo

>> No.14458113

How does one girl get such FAT delicious thighs?

>> No.14458123

>kids not respecting their elders
That's why your country's going to hell.

>> No.14458125
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What non-MGE monster girl designs do you like?

>> No.14458129

You want to mate?

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>> No.14458144
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Well then, on your head be it. I can't be held responsible for any lewd panting, desperate panting, pleasured moans, or lascivious tongue-lolling that might result from it.

>> No.14458146

This is the definition of injustice. She's the best new MGE of 2015.

>> No.14458147
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I like the idea of kaiju girls

>> No.14458150
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There probably are muscle Elves in the MGE, but still.
Should I be worried about the subject of whatever you posted?

>> No.14458155

She's cute!

>> No.14458161

>goat and sheepgirls flicking their tongues at you as they lewdly wave their rumps
Boner stop.

>> No.14458162

horitomo's work are good
Hroz is nice
the 12beast version of harpies are good to me

>> No.14458163
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It's alright.
She mellows out in the end.

>> No.14458169

Name something sadder than Middle Ghidora head being the head that like you, is blasted off by Godzilla-chan and the head is replaced by an unfeeling robot.

>> No.14458170

Give her pantyhose


>> No.14458171

>being a flea in a cavernous vagina

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>> No.14458181
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I wanna hug Polt

>> No.14458184

Sorry, my flamethrower's already fueled.

>> No.14458190
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whose to say she can't change her size at will and only go giant to protect you from other kaiju girls.

>> No.14458192

I want to drop her off at the shelter. For dogs. You furfag.

>> No.14458203

The subject matter they're based off.

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>> No.14458211
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It is getting late again Master. I trust you will take care of yourself and go to bed on time? There's lots of things to do tommorow!

Like headpatting your maid.

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>unfeeling robot
if I learned anything from kiryu I know she will still love her husband.

>> No.14458217 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 
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Would you settle for tickling her?

>> No.14458220

Are those floppy things her ears?

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>> No.14458229

Fuck your incorrect slav timezones kiki. It's still daylight out in the proper timezones.

>> No.14458232

>deviantart fetish pic

>> No.14458234

Man, bad foot/paw art is the absolute worst. Which is a tragedy, because it can be pretty good done well.
I think a straight on view of the underside simply isn't a flattering view of the foot at all.

>> No.14458235

>subtle heart pupils
I want her to longingly look at me with those while she throats my cock and hums a ditty.

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>> No.14458240

Alright, as long as you give me a warm cup of tea and a goodnight hug.

>> No.14458249

she's such a cutie :3

>> No.14458251

Sorry I only use the manly Saif.

>> No.14458252

Tickle torture an absolute best.

>> No.14458253
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Yes Master, those are indeed my ears. I'm suprised you didn't know!

Feel free to study them... and touch them if you'd like.

Why not Master, do you not wish to take care of your health? You would make your trusty maid very sad.

Gladly Master, I'll even pet your head and massage your shoulders.

Oh Master~

>> No.14458255

yeah, bottom of the foot with foreshortening is like some next level foot fetish shit. When the feet are more important than the girl, you've got a problem.

>> No.14458256

I want to be tickle tortured by a Monster Girl

That isn't Dark Elf, somegirl else

>> No.14458264

I'm not going to bed

>> No.14458270 [SPOILER] 
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Monster girls are for loving and torturousticking of their loved ones!

>> No.14458272

Sure, but please put on this dominatrix uniform, and drink these two vials. Ignore the fact one is dubbed "condensed Hathor Milk" and the other is "extract of random Wonderland Girl". I'm definitely not going to ask you to dominate me, so don't worry about it.

>> No.14458274

Kikimoras are truly the pinnacle of maids/wives.

>> No.14458278

I just want to look deep into a kiki's eyes as we smile at each other.

>> No.14458284

Please don't tickle torture the monstergirls.
If you do, they might laugh so much that they end up wetting themselves. Then they'll just want to die from embarassment.

>> No.14458285

>Tall, mature kiki becomes an Alice with breasts bigger than her head
I hope you're happy anon.

>> No.14458292

That's why you gag them and make sure they've used the bathroom beforehand. Or make them wear diapers if you're a filthy /d/fag.

>> No.14458293

Ok, but you better not be skipping out on milk rations because your uniform is getting tight again.

>> No.14458295

>they are
Kikis just got a whole lot better.

>> No.14458296

It's OK, I've got multiple Wonderland Extracts. We'll find a girl that better fits her.

Also, she should drink this "Personality of a Hellhound" extract too. I swear it won't make her a dominant alpha machine.

>> No.14458300

Too early. Besides...I have to teach in a couple of hours.

I'll make it up to you tonight.

>> No.14458307

>black feathers, flame eyes, big meaty paws
>sexy fangs

>> No.14458309

I'd prefer it if she called me Master when we're being amorous.

>> No.14458311

You misunderstand. Monster girls were made to tickle helpless husbandos for long bouts of time

Followed by more tender domming (Tickling them is also acceptable, just know they will want vengeance.)

>> No.14458315

I want to be tickled by my waifu, and for it to lead to tender loving femdom!

>> No.14458327

>1 billion pillows

Literally the most accurate depiction of a female bed.

>> No.14458328

I don't know man, I've been tickled before ant it's not a life I'm about. Unless I was simultaneously getting jacked off and the tickler knew what they were doing, I don't think I'd want that.

>> No.14458348

I want to slap a loli Holst's titties around!

>> No.14458350

She just wanted to be milked and is crying now!
How do you fix this?

>> No.14458354
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Don't be an asshole.

>> No.14458356

>All this shit making Polt seem as dumb as a dog

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>> No.14458360

I'll apologize after I see milck trickling from them. She can have her milkies, and also a headpat or two.

>> No.14458362
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The Blessing of Hathor!

>> No.14458364

Stop telling Alps that if they dress as a Holstaur they'll grow massive breasts. False hope, that's being a real asshole.

>> No.14458368

Behold, the face of someone who truly knows how to drive a man to the brink of insanity and madness.

>> No.14458369

you can't stop me i'ma stay up all night now

>> No.14458371

But that's wrong you fucking retard. Monstergirl were made for long, slow sensual massages and being teased to the point of orgasm with vibes in key places and then finishing them off with your cock, pleasuring them until they lie lump against you begging you to stop. That's when you whisper get pregnant in their ears while massaging the spot where their ovaries are and forcing multiple orgasms out of them, biting under the arm at the side to make them tense up and flinch, only to come back down on your staff, missing the entrance to their wombs and scalding their deepest part with your raging man seed.

Do you even fuck?

>> No.14458372

She's a stupid wanwan anon and there's nothing you can do about it.

>> No.14458373

Good man, afterwards she smiles and gives you a hug, nuzzling into you in her excitement

>> No.14458374

A Kiki would get mad about losing the bedtime cold war.

>> No.14458376
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>slapping a loli's titties around.
You're looking for trouble, m8.

>> No.14458377
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Need more monstergirl fusions and pair-ups.

>> No.14458378

Then I'll gently pinch the base of her tail and give her a nice, long kiss on the forehead.

>> No.14458384

...so what happens next?

>> No.14458389

Her boobs explode and she dies, taking her brother to hell with her.

>> No.14458395
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I understand Master. Please enjoy yourself a nice caffeine rich drink to help you stay up during the night.

I'm not mad at all Master. A professional maid surely has no issues with a Master who enjoys destroying his own body and neglecting his maid.

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>> No.14458401

Her eyes start spinning and she goes "awawawa", stumbling off in shock.

>> No.14458406
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m8 she literally runs a string of businesses.

Imagine if the Demon Lord wins and everyone become MGs or Incubi since MGs can have sons.

Now imagine if every Alp from then on mimiced their mom's species instead.

Are you man enough to hunt down the ultra rare brown holstaurus Alp? Then have normal brown holstaurus children with her?

>> No.14458411

That drink is a trap, Kiki-chan.

>> No.14458413

I told you last time!
Not until you've had your milk rations.

>> No.14458414

>she gave in
shit you know what fuck it I'm going to bed but I'll have you know I'm not happy about it

>> No.14458418

>his maid
Kiki doesn't look very shog to me.

>> No.14458420

All wolf types get that treatment here. It is a bit annoying, but at least some of the OC balances it out in the end so there's something for everyone.

>> No.14458422
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Ideas or pictures? Because we don't have much of the latter.
Living Doll+Dragon

>> No.14458425

I'm gonna follow her because she forgot her top! Her boobs are just dangling out all sweaty-like for everyone to see!

>> No.14458443

The prophecy states that a hybrid will destroy /mgt/ and stand in its ruins! Stop this insanity right now!

>> No.14458461

You manage to get her top on after catching her, earning a few stares as you did, and as soon as her head popped through the hole she plants a kiss on your cheek!
She's trembling due to how bold she was.

>> No.14458476

She's getting swept up and princess carried back home. Then that top is coming right off again so I can suckle on her nips.

>> No.14458477

I'm going to combine a hellhound, a lilim, and a kitsune-bi just to see what happens.

>> No.14458478
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We need more strong wolfus.

>> No.14458482
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You already know what happens next. You all know.

>> No.14458483

Newfag spotted

>> No.14458495

>Not combining a Lilim, Kraken, and Dragon together

>> No.14458496
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Strong wolfgirls are a miracle of the universe.

>> No.14458502

They used to be the norm here, but then there was a trend of making them into dogs. Then Kobold happened, giving those anons what they wanted in the first place, a pet dog as a monstergirl.
Still, I miss tough and cool werewolves like we used to have in writefagging. I'd write one myself but I suck.

>> No.14458509

>Nazis aren't bad, they only tried killing the jews!
>And the Polish, Dutch, French, the Russians when they said 'fuck this war shit' and Belgians.
/pol/ please go.

>> No.14458510

Well, there was that greentext from the last thread, at least.

>> No.14458513

That they are. I want a hotblooded wolfu to protect me and overreact to everything she perceives as a threat to my wellbeing.

>> No.14458516

To be fair, I never exactly told .less to use the swastika for the arm band.

>He doesn't have a fetish for ladies in uniform
>When the hottest thing is getting a blowjob from a female commanding officer

>> No.14458520

Congratulations, you have woo'd the young holst!
Expect a long, healthy relationship.

I just hope you're readying yourself for when her 'growth spurt' hits

>> No.14458525

No, get that shit outa here.

>> No.14458540

>no yandere fascist werewolf to give you a clothed titfuck with her partially unbuttoned top

>> No.14458542

My favourite wolfu text was the lonely delinquent kidnapping that kid, only to realize it makes her a bad person and letting him go, going on to protect him from the shadows as he grows up.

>> No.14458544

It's .less, he probably wishes he was watching a live gassing session right now to get off.

>> No.14458576

I bet he's drawn literal gigabytes' worth of pictures featuring Haohi and Hitler having sex while commiting war crimes.
He's got it all saved onto his hard drive for personal pleasure, I just know it.

>> No.14458591

Which monster girl would you steal from another anon and claim your own like an alpha male?

>> No.14458592
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The Nazis done terrible things but their uniforms look so good on cute girls.

>> No.14458597

Haohi strikes me as the type, too. For an angel she's a total bitch in the stories.

>> No.14458598

>Living Doll+Dragon
I'm curious how this would look like

>> No.14458607
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Baphomet and Shoggoth

>> No.14458610
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your the worst

>> No.14458611

Golem and Dragon would be interesting, mostly because you've just made a mecha dragon.

>> No.14458612

If I was an alpha, why would I need to steal? I'd rather put forth the effort to get my waifu.
Also, monstergirls have in-built anti-NTR mechanisms, so it's obvious you're trying to get people to do what I'm doing now.

>> No.14458620

>Not stealing the anon from the monster girl

What are you, gay?

>> No.14458621

>One Punch Man will end soon
There'd better be a season 2, it's been such a good adaptation.

>> No.14458624

Source on this one?

>> No.14458634

>Not alping yourself through studying pictures of dicks on the internet so you steal yourself from a monstergirl just to see her face when you explain your master plan at the exact moment it becomes impossible to stop

Fucking faggot.

>> No.14458637
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>you will never live in a comfy village with a community of wintery monstergirls

>> No.14458642

>mature mg

kinda not really unf

>> No.14458651

>Hah! Now no one can have my penis! Not even me!

>> No.14458654
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I also want this. Snowy places are beautiful and comfy as fuck. Plus Yeti cuddles.

>> No.14458657

The same tankoubon from earlier. Just look up Cthulhu Pregnant on Sadpanda. Journey into it at your own risk.

It's fine Anon, she's Shub-Niggurath. She'll just birth the daughteru and fuck you until you impregnate her again

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>> No.14458665

>be poor inspector at the Arstotzkan border
>it's a hard life but the family is clothed and fed at least
>one day bring my son wants to see my work
>bring him to the checkpoint, he loves it
>even let him stamp a few rejects and spit on a kolechian
>suddenly I hear someone clearing their throat behind us
>it's my supervisor, commissar Von Wulfen
>she doesn't seem angry at all
>in fact, the is quite pleased and commends me for showing the boy how to treat the kolechian scum
>asks my son if he wants to join the Youth Brigade
>he is thrilled
>next day a courier shows up with a uniform for him to wear
>it's surprisingly light
>guess they won't be doing any work outdoors
>the first time he comes back he is very quiet, and smells heavily of dog
>after a month of him being in the brigade the family is transfered to District C-7
>the house is twice as big, and well furnished
>the windows have glass even
>I see my son go to the brigade every day, holding back tears
>I want it to stop, but I know it's not my place to complain
>the next time a crazy fanatic shows up to bomb the crossing, I don't call the guards
>I have failed as a father, and must now pay the price

>> No.14458667

English when?

>> No.14458670


>> No.14458671

Damn all of these one-page English teasers. Somebody better translate this.

>> No.14458678

I would steal you. You seem to know a thing or two about bitches.

>> No.14458680

It's implied in her chapter in the tankoubon that while she's the head courtesan of the brothel, all of the other girls are her spawn.

>> No.14458685

SSS is an okay artist, but I wish his girls weren't so thin.
They're supposed to be semen demons, not hungry skeltals.

>> No.14458687

Interesting. That doesn't change that a full translation of such a nice-looking tank wouldn't be wonderful.

>> No.14458696

Why is he so upset? His son is performing duties many boys dream of and is helping his family out.

>> No.14458699

Keep this up and i'm firing you and hiring a shoggoth

>> No.14458700

Praise the Wulfen of the German Wehrmacht!

>> No.14458702

I don't even read moon but I can tell you some of the shit in the tank is fucked up like a Hound of Tindalos being raped by what can only be assumed to be Nyarlathotep, Piggsy raping and corrupting a girl into Tsothoggua, Anon impregnates Cthulhu-shama, Anon goes to a demi-human brothel and gets addicted to the pussy of Shub-Niggurath and one of her daughters, whom he impregnates.

>> No.14458709

His son has to perform lewd acts on the Werewulfen officers.

And being dogs of the military I doubt they're gentle.

>> No.14458710

fantasy world village life is to appealing to me
>run the village inn
>get travelers from all over the kingdom
>talk to adventurer parties forming and discussing their plans
>give the occasional quest
>get hit on by exotic mgs of faraway lands
>have my usual clientele from the village
>have to deal with the local minotaur drunk
the best

>> No.14458711

And yet I only get harder

>> No.14458715

This picture is so nice and wholesome that I refuse to save it. It'll end up getting mixed in with porn and monstergirl smutty images and it would feel like I'm sullying it somehow.

>> No.14458720

All he has to to be is spread his leg and be set for life. Men have it easy.

>> No.14458723
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>MFW this is the song I think of when trying to write 'comfy' stories

>> No.14458727

I'm going to convince a young and inexperienced Anubis teacher to teach a class of delinquent Hellhounds, just to see what happens.

>> No.14458735

Remove bitchwolves.

>> No.14458736

I generally just play ambient sounds, like distant thunderstorms or rain.
I'm currently writing something involving a snowy place, so I'm listening a lot to the sounds of a blizzard. It helps get into the mindset of the MC.

>> No.14458740
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>not having a folder dedicated to scenic and atmospheric images

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>> No.14458748
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I'd rather a delinquent Anubis who is good with machinery.

>> No.14458751

oh man, that's 100% perfect

>> No.14458754

I actually have one of those, but still...

>> No.14458762

How do I reclass into a Slav Alchemist?

>> No.14458763

I don't really write anymore because thinking of names for places that aren't generic is tits. Music always helps with the mood though, like



>> No.14458767

>Season 2

>> No.14458771

Good taste

>> No.14458772


How would this be possible? Order and rule-following is like breathing to them.

>> No.14458775
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Small town by the sea is better.

>> No.14458777

Pool points into Smirnoff Citrus.

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EO5 never.

>> No.14458786

>thinking of names for places that aren't generic is tits
Oh I know. I either end up subconciously stealing from other things from ages ago and not noticing for weeks after, or just shit out a stupid name no one could possibly like.

>> No.14458799

There's always going to be one who isn't.

>> No.14458801


>> No.14458803

Maybe they follow the rules of a delinquent

>> No.14458820

I bet she takes the seat second from the back, next to the window in homeroom, too.

Ah, like a pirate's code.

>> No.14458823

No but lightsabers can.

>> No.14458835
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Then you're not using the right MEATY PAWS for the job.

>You'll never see a hellhound use her superheated claws to slice through several inches of steel like it's made out of warm butter

>> No.14458847

It's more like guidelines really

>> No.14458850

>Yandere Hellhound

>> No.14458851

I now need a story where the main character is some delinquent Anubis with a love of machines who just wants to build shit.
But keeps getting mixed up in bullshit from other classmates who think she's some powerful gang boss.

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but they can melt something else.

>> No.14458866

have fun on vacation anon holy shit

>> No.14458868

Delete before you get banned.

>> No.14458879

That picture never fails to make me sad.
I'll never be spooned by a taller monstergirl as she passionately licks my fascinating and exotic round ears whilst using her powerful paws to pump my cock from behind.

>> No.14458880

I want an onee-san to big spoon me

>> No.14458882

>you will never receive a handy from a tall monstergirl as she spoons you
Shame that this picture is apparently based on some schlock from Bobs stories though.

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>> No.14458892

>Hating the MG because of the writer
But Anon, big lion Jinko handies.

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>> No.14458899
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>"Anon, vill you be taking the shower vith me?"

>> No.14458901

>Cromatie High with monstergirls
>Delinquent anubis mechanic
>She knows nothing about healthcare, but is oddly skilled when it comes to looking after that completely normal human girl named Mechazawa
>There's also that one yeti who dyed her ahoge purple, and for some reason it won't stop waggling about everywhere

>> No.14458905

Chug some water-cooler jugs and swallow a bottle of protein pills and get right back to it, soldier.

>> No.14458907

As long as I can sit on your lap with my legs wrapped around your back and kiss you for hours and hours under the water.

>> No.14458909

This puts the "fear" into "fearboner".
It also puts the "boner" into "fearboner", too.

>> No.14458911

Dem hips.
Would breed a whole clan with

>> No.14458919

>Not the axe, that is perfect in every scenario, that was with you since the start
You fail

>> No.14458928

>You will never fall from fire into ice
>The complete seperation from the Goddess above
>You will never hear the feral calls of the Frost Hound, the Wolf of Fimbulvetr
>She will never roar out that she can smell you, even after all this time

>> No.14458944

Spooky. I'd still prefer a hot hellhound to a frosthound, though.

>> No.14458954

The body is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised...

>> No.14458961
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>"Dat vas my plan all along Anon!"

>> No.14458971

Well no doubt, Hellhound going yandere would just be steel beam melting claws. A Frosthound going yandere would be an entire city block getting reduced to Absolute Zero, time frozen for everybody in the immediate radius, while she roars out shit like how she's going to make you fuck her full of Fen-pups or else.

>> No.14458984
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We need more snek hair. Are there any stories about Medusas?

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Apex yanderes, truly.

>> No.14458999

>be army veteran
>suffer from PTSD after years of hard battles and watching friends die
>loud noises still make me jump and duck for cover
>dont get me started on the nightmares
>decide to finally get help and go to a support group
>its a circle jerk of "lets talk about our feelings" and "how does that make you feel"
>about to just write it off and go look for another support group
>then one day, coordinator has surprise for us
>brings in local high school kids to talk about our experiences
>final straw, but stick with it cause it'd be rude just to leave now
>get paired up with a brown haired dog monster girl
>all the other ones are talking about movies or their school life or what not
>just sit there with the dog monster girl
>suddenly she asks, "Do you wanna hold hands?"
>what? why?
>she shrugs and softly smiles, "Sometimes its hard to talk about things. Sometimes it easier just to...be there, you know?"
>dont know why but for the next thirty minutes, we just sit there quietly and hold hands
>her paws are really soft
>8 years later
>dont jump from loud noises anymore and most of the nightmares have abated
>hold hands with my wife everyday now
>her paws are still soft

>> No.14459008

That hit...a little close

>> No.14459013

Ovaries wrote one, and that's the only one I remember. Pretty generic h-manga stuff too famiglia

>> No.14459019

>Life on a farm ain't easy, but it has its perks
>You've been watching her for weeks now, or more rightly, that treasure trove she's hefting around left and right
>Been buttering her up too, headpats, scratching her ears, eating with her, shoulder rides, when no one's looking, she was a fretful little thing when you first saw her, but you recognised her potential
>You cheerfully call her over, a loli holst, telling her you want to play a game
>She runs to you, eager and excited, none of the other farmhands ever want to play
>You take her to the barn, telling her to raise her arms and close her eyes, and keep them closed no matter what
>You kneel before her, the scent of her youth off wafting into your nostrils as you remove her top is invigorating
>You trace your nose from her tummy to her chest, she giggles as you do so
>Briefly looking up, you see her eyes are still closed
>You drag your tongue over her left nipple, licking the tangy liquid from her careless romps under the calid summer Sun
>You separate her breasts, ample for someone her age, and lick the center of her chest, wanting to get as much of that delicious nectar as you can
>Her nipples begin to perk up and she holds a loan in her mouth
>She asks what you're doing
>"Inspecting you" you say simply and continue, telling her to keep her eyes closed
>"I've never been handled like this before, when they tagged us, it just hurt, but this feels good"
>Little slut
>Still... us?
>She tells you of her friend in the farm, but what do you know who she is, you've seen her running around with all kinds of girls around the farm
>"We held each other and cried ourselves to sleep, there were a lot of scary men telling for us to move when we came here, but life here is fun, it's not bad at all. Hey, can I put my arms down? They're getting tired"
>You tell her to keep them up, as long as she can, latching onto her breast and suckling
>"Yeeek!" she shrieks when her body acknowledges the foreign, yet somehow familiar sensation
>"What's with that reaction? You're going to be a dairy cow, this should be nothing for you" you tell her, still keeping up that friendly candor
>Her body begins to tremble, you grab her her hips and hold her in place, intensifying your assault
>A cow'a first milking is the best, you're not letting this chance slip past you
>She's audibly panting now, squirming in your grasp as you grope her breasts
>"Mmmnn!, Anon, please, I'm feeling weird, my head is spinning" she's almost there
>Her breasts harden slightly with the promise of the goodness soon to be yours
>"Hah, haa!anon!" her back arches, eyes open and unfocused as she releases the fruits of your labor, her legs give out, she tries to hold on to you, but her arms are to sore to muster any strength, she sinks to the floor and you follow her down
>Gentlemen, we have milk
>You greedily claim your prize, not willing to part with a single drop of her first spray, she lays sprawled across the floor under you
>"Nothing like a cow's first time" you crow, before making a beeline for her other breast
>She starts lowing softly, just a whisper, but content
>She places her hands behind your head, cradling you as you empty her...jugs
>Once you're done, you break away from her and look down upon your work, a sweaty, trembling, happily milked holst with a goofy smile on her face
>"You opened your eyes" you spit out herself
>Her ears perk up, she sees your share, intense, piercing, disaproving, where did all the warmth from just a second ago disappear to?
>You pull her up to her knees, and her instinct fixes her gaze to the bulge in your pants
>"A cow that can't do what she's told, needs to be punished" you liberate your manhood from it's prison, it's possibly rippling thanks to her milk, she stares, mesmerized
>You grab her tiny horns, nubs really, and press it to her nose, guiding her from top to base, from base to tip
>"Better get familiar with this fella, You and he are going to be real close from now on", with little ceremony you let her breasts engulf your rod and press the tip to her lips, breaching her mouth soon after, you move at your own pace, indulging in her warm flesh
>She's struggling with your thickness, her eyes watering as you violate her mouth
>"You know, this would go much easier if we had some milk" you say matter of factly and squeeze her milk tanks, but nothing comes out, disappointing
>"Come on, you're a dairy cow aren't you, surely you haven't run dry yet?" You raise your hand to the ceiling, "whack! whack! whack!" sharp slaps ring across her tats, sending a working electricity all through them, she yelps around your thrusting girth with each strike, "You want to be a good cow right? You'll give me lots of milk won't you?"
>Still more
>"I know you have it in you, my little milk tank" with the next strike, she gushes like an oil well, coating your length in her white goodness

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>> No.14459027

Well, I hope she doesn't mind me getting some magic involved to speed things along.

I'm thinking we should have thirty kids for the first batch, a good number that'll get the horde going

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>> No.14459037

Read the thread, you fecking blighter.

>> No.14459039


>> No.14459040

check earlier on the thread, its behind a spoiler

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>> No.14459046

I need a trap for a wurm. Anyone have any ideas?

>> No.14459050


>> No.14459053

who is this and can i request from you

>> No.14459057

three words

>> No.14459063

A large pit lined with peanut butter.

>> No.14459065

>Not knowing Monorus

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>> No.14459077

>who is this
Lurk more, and use proper grammar.

>can i request from you
>Requesting from Mono

>> No.14459082

"free cummies" sign. Works with any monster, really.

>> No.14459084

An apex yandere would be a Hound of Tindalos or a Frosthound or the worst apex yandere of all a childhood friend who Alps because deep down s/he always wanted to be by your side forever

>> No.14459085

Yeah, real fucking smart
>Wurm thinks you have it's nose
>Tries to take it back
>Ends up taking your entire arm

>> No.14459086
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Hellhounds are scary!

>> No.14459091

>step 1
Dress up as a dog.
>step 2
When the wurm gets close. POUNCE.
>step 3
Get married two weeks later.

>> No.14459096

I meant the girl, numbnuts I know well who Monorus is since years ago on /a/.

>> No.14459105

>Thinks she has a bestiality fetish
>Doesn't recognize you out of the fursuit
Good job.

>> No.14459123

>He doesn't want to be forced to bury his face into the sweltering heat of a Hellhound's labia
>The musky feminine scent and palpable heat making you sweat as she uses her paws to force you in place
>The fires of her passion growing the more you lap and suckle at her, drowning yourself in her smell and taste
>Right before she tears your clothes off and rocks your world in cowgirl before laying on her back like a dog in submission and forcing you to impregnate her

>> No.14459130

>Frosthound freezes the whole city in time
>You're the only one left conscious and mobile
>When you walk out into the street, it's deathly silent
>The air is cold, and though no surface is slippery, every part of the city, from person to pavement, has been encased in some semi-corporeal, transparent layer of Something
>Even the wind isn't blowing
>And then, from several blocks away, you hear her howl
>Signalling the start of her hunt

Oh boy.
The idea of being hunted by something that can freeze time at will, just so it can hunt you down scares me in a very appealing way. Just imagine the entire Earth, frozen in time. You're the only one left. The only source of sound and movement on the planet. You're surrounded by people, your friends and family, but they couldn't be less able to help you.
And slowly but surely, you're aware, in every waking moment, that something is hunting you. Getting closer every frozen second. How long until you look outside your window, and see a figure over in the distance that wasn't there when you last went to sleep?

Which reminds me, I really do need to write a story about a Time Dragon at some point.

>> No.14459146
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Someday when I stop being a procrastinating micro-brew drinking shit I'll probably write Frosthound or a Silver Dragon or Wightmom. I love yandere girls that aren't murderers.

>> No.14459159

What do you drink?

>> No.14459161

>Is anyone theeeereee

>> No.14459211
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This thread is pretty quiet, is everyone too busy getting this year's punishment from Krampus?

Are we the good ones?

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>> No.14459220
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Spooky Scary

>> No.14459222 [SPOILER] 
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Too busy getting hugs

>> No.14459224

Can't think of anything particularly bad I've done to get a visit from her.

>> No.14459228

H-Hellhounds can't be witches! T-They're dogs!

>> No.14459233

jesus that scary, she could violate you for however long she wants, and there's literally nothing you can do about it.

probably too spooky for me to even get it up

>> No.14459234

Define good.
Because if good means helping an echidna live out her hyper preg fetish then yes, I've been very good

>> No.14459239

Checking to see if you're able to post or not?

>> No.14459252

Kinda busy, I'm finishing up some studies and then I'm gonna sketch up some mindflayer twins I got in the last thread.

>> No.14459263

Oooh nice.

>> No.14459270

I've been getting isp blocks and connection error messages all day, guess people in my country are shitposting too hard. Ah well, I have work to do, guess I'll finish this loli holst thing another day. Sorry one guy who was interested.

>> No.14459284

>Sorry one guy who was interested.
I'm patient, so no worries.

>> No.14459295

Krampus is dumb.

>> No.14459326

I was a good boy so I got a fairy in my stocking.
Thread decides what I do with it.

>> No.14459331

I want a chaotic evil Hellhound Witch for my adventuring party!

>> No.14459344

Get away from me, I don't want to be punished!

>> No.14459346

Eh, one letter off. They can handle it.

>> No.14459360

Dress it up in a maid outfit! Make it cook and clean for you!

>> No.14459364


Get out of my campaign.
LE is the lowest I go.

>> No.14459377

What Monster Girl would be lawful evil? Vampire? Dragon? Lich? Centaur Deathknight?

>> No.14459378
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Don't worry, she'll just watch you while you sleep, and wait until you get morning wood.
Then, she'll freeze your body entirely, turning you into a time-stopped statue, your still conscious mind trapped in your own body.
Of course, it won't be all bad. She'll let you move your eyeballs around to drink in the sight of her body, and she'll make sure you can still cum - when she wants, of course. Until then, look forward to building up an orgasm over the course of hours as she slows time for your entire crotch. Why, you'll be able to feel every moment of climax as your semen crawls slowly and endlessly from your dick, travelling micrometer by micrometer, assaulting your brain with a feeling of bliss drawn out into madness.

Might as well look forward to it. Because God knows you won't be escaping it. Ever.

>> No.14459382

If that is who I think it is: kill that dragon with fire, and get that wonderful man away from him
Unless that ISNT Travis and the dragon isnt that little shit, then thats all null and void

>> No.14459383
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I didn't think you'd be into that sort of thing anon.

>> No.14459405

>Centaur Deathknight
I prefer an elven Deathknight to be honest.

>> No.14459410
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Not him, but gimme dat Lich.

>> No.14459412

If that's not a good reason to commit suicide then I don't know what is.

>> No.14459417

Hobgoblin Ale, Smith and Forge, Captain Morgan, Sailor Jerry.

>> No.14459422

>Not wanting a towering Warhorse Centaur in full, pitch-black steel armor to tell you to 'draw your sword and face me, worm.'

>> No.14459436

litch, dragons, vampire, demons, and dullahans

>> No.14459437

I would rather commit suicide and be taken by a Will 'o Wisp over that.
Barring suicide, losing my sanity from Wonderland exposure sounds much more pleasant.

>> No.14459440
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Sorry friend, I actually like to do damage.

Also have the perfect moveset.

...Saif even looks really nice.

>> No.14459442

Sounds like a cool fight, sure, but nothing about whorsepussy makes me wanna fuck it.

>> No.14459456

>Also have the perfect moveset.
Yeah, so axe.

>> No.14459480

You mean the Saif.

>> No.14459498
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A new letter of introduction has arrived!

Name: Rosty
Species: Jack Frost
A frost fairy that is said to be the symbol of coldness itself. Their bodies are comprised purely of snow and ice, there are even some that do not even take humanoid form. "I will arrange a freezer room for her to stay in!"

Jack Frosts seem to be the EMG version of Glacies, I suppose. At least the names are back to the level of terrible I've come to expect from these. Still, at least she's cute.

>> No.14459504

>Skill weapons

>> No.14459509


Suicide? But Anon, you're her treasure. She'd bring about the end of the world itself if it meant spending eternity with you.
As a matter of fact, she effectively has brought about the end of the world. Do you really think she'll unfreeze time, when she has you right there, with no one to get in the way? No, she'll keep everyone else as unthinking statues forever. Much easier that way.

You decided to cut your own throat or wrists before she got to you? Well, what a coincidence. Looks like the wounds just so happened to freeze over the instant you cut them.
A suicide pill? Don't worry, it's not lodged in your throat. She'll unfreeze time for it once she can get you to throw it back up or neutralise it.
Hanging yourself? Prepare to spend a good few days suspended in the middle of the room, supported and surrounded by a layer of solid, unmoving air.

One way or another, she's going to milk you dry, and fill you back up with her own endless love, before taking you around the entire planet, to show you the beauty of the world she sculpted for you. A world shared by just the two of you.

>> No.14459515

lovely, thanks anon

>> No.14459517

God...dammit Crabman...

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>> No.14459520

Then I guess murder is the next best option.

>> No.14459529

>the symbol of coldness itself
Dammit crab.

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>> No.14459532

I want to enter the boudoir of the Ice Queen!

>> No.14459550

>implying it doesn't have a D Strength Rating at +10

>> No.14459555

At least it's better than what NoA called him

>> No.14459556

Alright, I'm aware that such Yanderes have lost all mental capacity for understanding the actual emotions of others, but looks like my best bet is to express my disapproval at her actions.
No matter how much she milks me dry, she will never see me smile again, and she will know that I am extremely disappointed, and I do not love her because of what she's done.
Besides, I'd probably freeze to death first.

>> No.14459558

There's no stories of a Medusa by anybody who isn't a faggot from here. There's like, one.

>> No.14459560

>Worth considering
You have to B kidding.

>> No.14459568

>D weapons

Get out of here Titans.
You cost and weigh more than a child.

>> No.14459571

Very well.

You've reminded me of an anime from years ago with tiny little robot maids.

>> No.14459579

>MFW I don't even know what I want in writing
>MFW so zetta slow

>> No.14459586

I'd give it to the wurm daughter personally

>> No.14459588

My dick knows no limits.

>> No.14459606
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Are you prepared to pound the hound? Or are you going to have a suboptimal time?

>> No.14459634

You're welcome to talk about manly strength weapons but Axe isn't one of them.

Go get a Wheel before talking about manly strength weapons. Except you won't because it's a piece of shit.

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What are you going to do when she starts constructing entire palaces and castles out of ice to try and please you?

Electrical hellhound recolour/variant when?

>> No.14459652

B isn't too bad. Could be better sure, but the only alternative is the shitty wheel, or the Kirk'slut of the weapon world'Hammer. And the pizza cutter I don't know much about.

>> No.14459680

She broke my smile for good. She needs to understand that.
And if she actually loved me, she would know that I would absolutely despise that kind of torture described in >>14459378
Seconding the electrical hellhound.

>> No.14459690

>Trying to figure out how someone would explain signal strength to a kobold in medieval times.

That hurt my brain

>> No.14459696

Signal strength? Like using flashing lights or hand gestures to signal a person?
Well, it'd be pretty weak if it was dark or foggy

>> No.14459698

>Electrical Hellhound

Now all I can think of is Skollr from WoW

>> No.14459700

Good god, explaining wireless signals in general to someone with absolutely no knowledge of physics is one hell of a rabbit hole.
You would have to start from the very beginning with Ohm's law.
Unless we're talking about completely different signals here.

>> No.14459711

Would monster documentaries on humans be popular?

>> No.14459713 [SPOILER] 
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You don't want it.

>> No.14459714

"You know how there's those whistles only you can hear? Well, this radio is basically like that. Imagine that we have two of them. One person talks into the other radio, and it turns that talking into a whistling only radios can hear. When our radio hears the whistling, it turns it back into whatever that person was saying, and lets us hear it. If the signal is stronger, then a radio can hear better, and whistle louder."

It's not a perfect explanation, but I suppose it works for practical purposes.
I haven't read The Way Things Work in a long time, so I can't really do any better.

>> No.14459716

>Good god, explaining wireless signals in general to someone with absolutely no knowledge of physics is one hell of a rabbit hole.
tell me about it, my parents still call me weekly to explain to them why their "Wifey" is so slow when they have the slowest fucking internet connection ever

>> No.14459722

Are they narrated by David Attenborough or Morgan Freeman?

>> No.14459731

Cellphone signals

Cellular strength but yes, pretty much the same.

Now imagine the idea of a radio is foreign to them

>> No.14459746

>Not wanting Paarl-chan

I'll admit, I'm partial to Ebretias-chan

>> No.14459753

If you want her to stop then play the batsu OUT sound, she'll get spanked and like it

>> No.14459758

I want to date a cool vigilante Dullahan who wears a mask that morphs into various inkblot tests, and neat hat, and watch her fight crime!

>> No.14459766

I want to pound the Hound, but my writing sucks.

>> No.14459774

I want to round the kobold but my prose is mediocre

>> No.14459787
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As a simple concept that can be explained quickly and gasped in a short amount of time that gets the general gist across or something more specific?

>> No.14459789

What can she do to get you to love her again? Create a whole continent of icy wonderland to satisfy you? Let you move the time-stopped statues of your friends and family into your new, palatial home? Gift you with some of her power, so you can manipulate time and ice like she can?

I want it.

>> No.14459792

no they're narrated by some siren no doubt

>> No.14459797

Something short and barebones.
I've already got something set as just saying "it represents how close you are to something" but that's it

>> No.14459798

I'd write off the radio as a magical device that can emit and listen for these signals.

Now, explaining all of this in depth such that she has a complete understanding of how everything works, fuck that, because explaining the concept to someone with no knowledge of even basic circuitry is an effort in futility.

>> No.14459819

>"You know how someone's voice gets quieter as they get further away from you, and it gets harder and harder to hear them? Machines have that problem too."
Does that not work?

>> No.14459831

Could perhaps say it's like an invisible fire, the stronger the flame the further away you can feel its warmth. Except this warmth is instead information that requires special items to tell us what it means.

>> No.14459836

A Gandharva with the feminine version of Morgan Freeman's voice.

>> No.14459859

Yep, those are pretty good ways.

Side question though.
How would a dragon react to you taking her picture of she didn't know what a camera was?

>> No.14459860

She appears adamant in not unfreezing the world, so that's not an option.
I'll never forgive her for what she did, but her promise to never use any of her freezing/time shenanigans on me would make me feel slightly better about it.
And I'm freezing, dammit.

>> No.14459862

You know, I'm not usually a wonderland man, but the thought of cuddling and spooning a big, toned-yet soft Roc Jubjub, belly swollen with pregnancy after many long hours of breeding her, is a good thought in deed.

>> No.14459871

Is it one of those Polaroid instant-develop cameras?
I think she would be intrigued by the "instantaneous portrait device", probably followed by demanding that she keep it.

>> No.14459875

>a big, toned-yet soft Roc Jubjub
Oh man, my dick.

>> No.14459876

Just say it's linked to your eyes, and captures beauty as only you can see it, so she can't keep the camera, but she can keep you

>> No.14459884

Would she go full vanity mode and demand many pictures or just hoard it and not use it?

>> No.14459900

I think she would go with both, demanding that you stay and take as many pictures as she desires, while bragging to her fellow dragons about her find.
Explaining to her that you're out of film would be a fiasco, though, since I'm sure one cannot simply make film for those kinds of cameras.

>> No.14459905

Just vanilla Dragon is nice, but how would the rest of the 5 dragons react to their pictures taken?

>> No.14459914

Which one thinks she tanked a spell from the flash which had NO EFFECT because she's a dragon.

Which one thinks you just stole her soul upon seeing the photo and now has to destroy the catalyst containing it to free herself.

>> No.14459927

It's small
It's tight
It's wet

>> No.14459928

Man, dealing with dragons sounds like a massive fucking pain in the ass. That's what you get for dealing with bitches with egos bigger than a queen vampire.

>> No.14459930

Jabberwocks would go maximum vanity mode.
Wurms would probably accidentally break the camera.
Ryus would be the most calm about it.
Dunno about Wyverns. Hard to pin down their personality.

Really, most problems could be solved by simply turning off the flash.

>> No.14459948

>Dunno about Wyverns. Hard to pin down their personality.
I'd bet they'd just be happy they weren't forgotten


Seriously who even likes Wyverns? Every other dragon girl is so much cooler. Wyverns are the unpopular nerdy middle child of the dragon family no one really likes

>> No.14459957
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I like wyverns.

>> No.14459961

Wyvern get off the internet

>> No.14459971

That sounds so amazing and I'm a fluffy curvy Jubjub's husbando.

>> No.14459974

Honestly, I think I would prefer a wyvern, based solely on the fact that they aren't as up themselves as dragons are. Like the chill older sister to the dragon race.

>You'll never go adventuring with a Proto-Wyvern who is super chill about letting you use her back to help her smite foes from above.
>She'll never introduce you to all the ancient entities she used to just chill with whenever.
>She'll never tell you stories of times gone past as she sits happily in the dirt before a fire she helped collect wood for, eating game caught that day, not demanding the finest halls, succulent meats or that you do absolutely everything

>> No.14459978

There's gotta be at least 4 of us that do!

>> No.14459979

I want to get my Kobold daughteru some specially made skintight leather opera gloves and thigh-high boots! I want to fuck her while she's wearing them!

>> No.14459982

>based solely on the fact that they aren't as up themselves as dragons are
That's the best part about Dragons though. A kind-yet-noble Ryu, a haughty show off Jabberwock, a proud mighty Dragon. Such pride is intoxicating.

>> No.14459992

I also like how relatively chill Wyverns are as well, but I could never be a Dragoon.

>> No.14459996

I like being treated as an equal.

>> No.14459997

Are you going to pump her full and then plug her up so that she has to walk around in them while looking pregnant?

>> No.14460001

Rub reverse scale

>> No.14460003

Definitely, it's the routine. I'm also going to make her wear her matching leather leotard to keep the plugs in.

>> No.14460007

Pinch and pull on reverse scale

Fellate reverse scale

>> No.14460008

I want both a Hellhound and a Kikimora to look at you with a smug condescending face

>> No.14460016
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Don't stop~

>> No.14460021

Jizz on reverse scale?

>> No.14460028

Hellhounds are the perfect equal girls, domming and subbing whenever you wanna change up the dynamic. Kikis don't mesh so well with me because of the whole submit to master thing.

>> No.14460032

>Jabberwocks would go maximum vanity mode.
I want a Wock to see her husband take a quick innocent picture of her, and for the Wock to go full ham about it and demand more.

>> No.14460034

>still nothing of a little boy and loli wyvern playing make-believe knights

>> No.14460038
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Wanna get dommed by a mouse.

>> No.14460049

wanna get dommed by skaven girls

>> No.14460051

When did the whole leather dominatrix thing begin?
Who fetishized getting tortured in the first place?

>> No.14460052

The thing on the left isn't a mouse, it's a hag.

>> No.14460059

I know silly, it's the one on the right I'm talking about.

>> No.14460069

When it comes to Eldritch abominations, Shoggoth are pretty low-tier, anon. Besides, why would I want a maid who's race is best known for rebelling against their masters and killing them all?

>> No.14460075
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I'm tired of all this hate that alps get, they deserve cum in their wombs like any other monster girl, please stop bullying them!

I am not an alp

>> No.14460080

>I'm tired of all this hate that alps get
you faggots can't stop talking about them.

>> No.14460083
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Right you are, sir.

>> No.14460087

Do you not?

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>> No.14460098

Don't really care for her, but that's a nice pic.

>> No.14460107

My, what big fins she has

>> No.14460113

What was that doujin with the fish girl, who goes into heat and fucks her childhood friend on school ground, with some kind of mouth-palm?

>> No.14460117

please do more yandere MGs like a yandere ryu or yan holst

>> No.14460119


>> No.14460125

She was an odd squid-girl, and while I can't recall the exact title, I know it was a Z-Ton release. Just look him up on SadPanda, and you should find it with little trouble.

>> No.14460130

Thanks, anon.

>> No.14460132
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Glory to the Maus Kingdom!

May the Empress' ears forever be perfectly round!

>> No.14460143

I want a Baphomet Onee-san to dom me.

>> No.14460146

But how big are you going to get her?
Till she looks like she's bearing twins?
Till she looks like she's in the third tri-mester?
So large that you hear her slosh when she stumbles, cradling it to save her balance.

>> No.14460149

I want a Baphomet Onee-san to cuddle me.

>> No.14460151

Business baphomets are olev.

>> No.14460152

I want to cuddle a Baphomet Onee-san

>> No.14460157
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>you will never cuddle a centipede

>> No.14460161


>> No.14460163

I want to hotdog a Baphomet Onee-san

>> No.14460169

I want to be tenderly dommed by a Baphomet Onee-san until I turn into a semiconscious mess.

>> No.14460170

I want to go mountain climbing with a Baphomet Onee-san, and after a full two days of walking, fuck like wild in a fae pagan glade atop the mountain, I wanna fuck her so hard I' make maenads blush.

>> No.14460197
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cant remember when i got this

>> No.14460200

Delicious. Baphomet needs more art.

>> No.14460206

Even she'd find me repulsive.

>> No.14460207

Needs a bigger bust.

>> No.14460209

Now that's something I'd like to see.

>> No.14460216

You should kill yourself, anon. Just take the pain away.

>> No.14460221

Sticky grape pussy

>> No.14460222

Nah he should fuck the pain away

By which I mean he should watch Baby's Day Out

>> No.14460223 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.14460224

What this anon says. Kill yourself and get a wisp waifu that is already top tier anyway.

>> No.14460234

I don't know about her but I certain do, you disgusting dirty filth you.

Anybody remember that futurama episode about the neat OCD bureaucrat office lady with a fetish for slobs? Kinda want that with an Anubis or Kiki or something.

>> No.14460239

>Kiki shouting "Dirty boy!"

I'd love it.

>> No.14460242


I'd love it.

>> No.14460246
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What are these things anyway?

>> No.14460247


>> No.14460249

butt tassles

>> No.14460252

Garter straps

>> No.14460254

Straps to hold up her stockings
Which is weird since she seems to be wearing chaps

>> No.14460260

All sane men would.

My home isn't too dirty but she'd still probably shout that.
She'd get it in the missionary position that night.
She'd have a black garter.

>> No.14460261

Is she sucking his dick and is mad that it isn't getting hard?

>> No.14460264

There are actually three dicks there, and she can't figure out which one to play with, because she can't count that high.

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>> No.14460270 [SPOILER] 
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You're lucky I'm here to confirm that you're wrong citizen.

>> No.14460277

Wait, so why is she mad? Was I right? Is he limp because she's too flat for him?

>> No.14460278

Where is the uncensored edition?
Also seriously, why is she so angry about domming him?

>> No.14460280

You can't handle the truth!

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>> No.14460284

I want to give a NEET Gazer, Oomukade, and Jabberwock a video game where the antagonist is a horrible literal monster who kills and slaughters hundreds, including your best friend in game

Then I want to see their face when the ending is "If you kill him, you'll be just as bad as him!"

>> No.14460292 [SPOILER] 
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Until we can get Japamoot to extend the pervy-stuff-is-okay policy from /a/ to here, witty censorship is the best thing we've got.

>> No.14460310

What have I told you about sciencing monsters together

>> No.14460311 [SPOILER] 
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>"The fox empire welcomes you while you visit, please behave while you are here alright?"

>> No.14460315


"you're not my real mom, I'll do what I want"

>> No.14460317

So Anons,
You were walking home with your waifu one day when horace the magic hobo cast a curse on said wafiu.

In a flash of light he's gone and your waifu is merged with another monster girl race, taking on secondary characteristics from them.

Roll for the second monster:

And roll twice if you don't have a preferred race, the first roll being the primary race (Unless you get a cait sith/cu sith in which case you re-roll) with the second roll being the secondary race.

What do you end up with and how do you react?

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>"And just where did you think you were looking?"

>> No.14460323

If by behave you mean not reckless molest fluffy fox tails, then no I don't think I shall behave in the slightest.

>> No.14460326

to keep going

>> No.14460327 [SPOILER] 
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She's mad because...it's Luka from MGQ and they had a scuffle before. Evidently hitting people with weapons, regardless if they can kill or not, is kind of rude.

Also struggling while a girl rapes you would probably be annoying too.

>all these captchas wanting Palm Trees


>> No.14460329

At your tails, where else?

>> No.14460332

>Golem kiki
The living roomba is real!

>> No.14460334

Oh shit. I'm sorry.

>> No.14460336

A roll of bubble wrap, a pencil and a book of puzzles for children aged 5-8

>> No.14460337

A lilim/ignis, pharoah/apsara, baphomet/barometz, and dragon/vampire.

Send help. My pelvis hurts.

>> No.14460338

Your eyes, why?

>> No.14460339

OH lord.
It has happened...
>Built in broom
>Artificial feathers instead of hair
>Can be powered by headpat's in a pinch.

>> No.14460345

Something, something futurama.

>> No.14460346
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A-Anon, you can't just talk to a Kitsune Noblewoman like that!

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>"Of course I invited you over for tea and cakes, what did you think I wanted?"

>> No.14460357

>A lilim with flame wings/hair
>A pharoah who wears skimpy clothing and can dance
>A baphomet with a bounce gel to better tackle you
>A pale skinned dragon who drinks the blood of kings like it's the finest whine but still loves yours the best

Sounds like a good harem.

>> No.14460366

Why do you want her to be Rorschach? Rorschach's dead. Rorschach sucks, The Question agreed don't bother him about it.

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Oh, nevermind... Say, is your little sister home?

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>> No.14460373

Shut up and let me touch them

>> No.14460377

Is it bad that I want to fill that loli fox till she looks like she swallowed a basketball?

>> No.14460381

With a single tail like that you would think she was a dog.

>> No.14460382

Mantis + Merrow.
I can totally get behind a romance crazed Mantis.

You should have been concerned with your pelvis upon picking the original harem tbqh.

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Have a thing.

>> No.14460390

But now my pelvis hurts even more. Not that I'm really complaining.

>> No.14460397

Don't forget the she can now breath underwater, has a spiffy hat, and has scales instead of chitin.
Or is pink instead of green.

Are you ready for her to read off a lovey dovey poem she wrote while speaking in a deadpan voice?

>> No.14460398

Come on man where are the uncensored?

>> No.14460406

i want to violently rub her reverse scale in public

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>> No.14460412

Aaaaaand Boner.

>> No.14460413

We don't need to purge the shit tier monstergirls nearly half as bad as we need to purge these shitty wizards.

>> No.14460415

>Alp with willowisp traits
>gets super jelly over trivial things and starts outperforming other monstergirls to make herself look better
>other monstergirls see how far the alp's going to please me and get jelly that an alp's doing better than them, working harder to ease their bruised egos
>jelly infinite loop obtained

All the guys win?

>> No.14460423

Not a wizard.
A magic hobo.
There is a difference.

Hyper competitive ghost alp that has blue flames would be nice.

>> No.14460431

>has scales instead of chitin
B-but my delicious shiny chitin!

>lovey dovey poem she wrote while speaking in a deadpan voice?
Bring it on. Even at worst it'd look cute as a kitten mounting a puppy. At best she'd get me do anything for her for the rest of the year.

>> No.14460436

Would you even rub cheeks with her?

Mantis/Merrows can be pretty affectionate creatures.

>> No.14460447

>Shog Kiki hybird
Has science gone too far?

>> No.14460448

As long as she can take some serious stubble pricking.

>> No.14460452

You have the ultimate maid.

She can take it Anon.
The real question is if you can take her heart pupils and antenna forming a heart as well.

>> No.14460461

Urge to touch reverse scale rising...

>> No.14460463

>Kiki/Apsara crossbreed

Either I just wandered into a Disney cartoon, or I just hit the jackpot

>> No.14460465

I love /mgg/.
I've beat it like 8 times just in this one thread. I'm so sore I can't get hard anymore, but you all just keep posting it just can't stop

>> No.14460468

Trying to give yourself a Rusty Venture, eh?

>> No.14460472

She's got a tan now, dresses like a harem girl, and dances lightly as he cleans, singing all the way.

I heard that's when you take two alps and have them give you a thigh job.

>> No.14460478

Read that as Rusty Vulture, not quite sure what that is anyways.

>> No.14460482

A Rusty Venture is when you eat out a monster girl, who eats out another monster girl, who gives you a rim job.

>> No.14460489

for you

>> No.14460492

Always thought it involved a turkey baster

>> No.14460496

>I heard that's when you take two alps and have them give you a thigh job.
I want an Alp with Abigail-tier thighs to give me a thigh job.

>> No.14460498

Awesome, I'll treasure this information until I forget it.

>> No.14460499

Help how do I get rid of the soreness?
I need to keep going

>> No.14460502

12 years, 3 times a day.

>> No.14460503

Please, everyone knows what a rusty venture does.

That sounds good.

Good man.

>> No.14460505

This is closer to a blessing than a curse.

>> No.14460507

can you imgur the uncensored one plz

>> No.14460511

I'm going to make a monstergirl kindergarten, dedicated to turning little monsters into idols

>> No.14460512

>Lich who experimented with dragon DNA to protect you and give wing hugs
>Dragon who's been infused with lilim powers, turning her hair white and granting her immense magical prowess.
>Fluffy dragon.

Sounds nice, although now I am imagining the jabberwocks tentacles as ending in Fizigig heads from the dark crystal.

>> No.14460519

The penultimate elder-god maid awakens.

>> No.14460522

That or your maid has been corrupted slightly.
Are you ready for an elder kikigod who gives you bits that may or may not be an eldritch waifu?

>> No.14460525

DracoLich fucking WHEN KC?

>> No.14460526

>loli Kiki-Shoggoth
>that SINGS
doesn't that sound much better?

>> No.14460527

All I can think about when I heat Sea Slime is the dorky would-be rapist that he-who-must-not-be-named wrote.

>> No.14460529

My prankster waifu now turned into an emotionless cat with constantly wet fur.

>> No.14460530

Ah, I was right to ask for this. Can't wait to see it in color.

>> No.14460537

Actually, I don't think that even that fish can stop her completely.

She actually may just mellow out a bit, although she may now have fur similar to an otter for swimming and has gills so she can breathe underwater.

So just get ready for her to help you breathe underwater through kissing.

>> No.14460538

>Anubis taking on Mantis traits

I don't know what she might end up looking like, but I think I'm going to like it.

>> No.14460544

Well, she may have insectiod wings and antennae now and is quieter than before.

Just hope you're ready for the overseer to sneak up a on you a hell of a lot more often.

>> No.14460563

At least it balances out. Those delicate wings and antennae dongles are just more places for me to tease and play with.

>> No.14460566

What? No it isn't. A Rusty Venture is when you beat it till you give yourself friction burns and it starts bleeding, then you have a vampire suck on it to relieve the pain.

>> No.14460570



Well that's interesting.

>> No.14460572

A Dragon-Ignis? That's hot.

>> No.14460574

I want to watch gachimuchi videos with an ogre!

>> No.14460575

Would you nibble her antenna so that her wings flutter and her sweet voice lets out moans?

No, no, no ,no.
A rusty venture is when you jump in a tub of nacho cheese before having a bunch of large mice clean you with their tongues.

So a soft kejourou with a sadomasochist streak and a little tail you can pull every now and then.

So flames are going to be seen between her scales and putting it in her is like putting it in a furnace.

>> No.14460576

Khepri + Queen Slime
Wait, how?

>> No.14460578

I thought a rusty venture was when you pour a chocolate slimegirl into a metal bucket and use her to get off.

>> No.14460580

Tengu/Cait Sith

I'm going to destroy that hobo.

>> No.14460582
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More like the best.

>> No.14460583

Surely the greatest of all aquatic rapists deserves a monstergirl. Why no dolphin girl yet?

>> No.14460585

A slime bug servent who wants to build you a bigger harem of servents.

All of whom she can control through a hivemind and customize to look new.

No, It's when you have a cheshire give you a blowjob with just her disembodied head.

Angry that your tengu has cat ears, fluffier feathers, and is smugger than normal?

>> No.14460589


>your crow tengu waifu tells you "hey pops!"

>> No.14460593

Because all dolphins would be Alps on account of their homosexual orgies.

>> No.14460596

because you touch yourself at night

>> No.14460601

Baby, I'm taking you to the desert to drink some mescal and see if we can't make you get on my totem pole.

>> No.14460604

Good night Anons,
take care and remember to take care of your waifu no matter what a magical hobo does.

And on that note, time for me to roll.


So a Kuudere girl with black wings, flaming eyes, dog ears, a tail, and fluffy paws?


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>> No.14460611

Instead of love arrows, she shoots you with actual flaming arrows.

>> No.14460612

>not getting such an obvious reference
>not liking lolis

>> No.14460616

Or flaming love arrows of passion, things that get your love burning.

>> No.14460620


>> No.14460622

If you weren't referencing Mary Poppins with that last line, then I don't really care what else you were alluding to.

>> No.14460625
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>Ahh, we're saved! Aren't you glad we landed in this lake when that Wurm hit our ship?
>W-why are you looking at me like that, anon?
You're not going to take advantage of your superior officer while you're stranded on an alien world, are you?

>> No.14460627

Fuck off newfag.

>> No.14460629


Of course not!

>> No.14460630

No, those tits are way too big.

>> No.14460632

It's the gravity, anon! The gravity! It's why she's bent over like that!

>> No.14460633

I'd let her find out about the lactation enhancing properties of the local plants on her own.

>> No.14460635

I'm sorry, what?

>> No.14460637

I-It's nothing, ma'am! Just a little dazed. Though I must say you are looking rather... robust for having just crashed.

>> No.14460638

I think he said "I'm an Alp, whack me with a stick".

>> No.14460639

A fit master of magic and undeath with a newfound love for drinking and fighting?
I'll take it.

>> No.14460640

Well then fetch me a stick
Who am I not to grant the wishes of others?

>> No.14460641

Don't forget the muscle.
It's not just the alcohol resistance she gets.

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Sorry? Didn't quite catch that. For a moment I thought I heard heresy.

>> No.14460646

How about you make a reference to give half a shit about

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Got ya covered

>> No.14460652
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We hunters now?

>> No.14460654
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Might need a bigger stick than that. Here, borrow mine.

>> No.14460657

That's a hammer, anon. Not a stick. I asked for a stick. They asked for a stick
People these days. You ask for a fork, they give you a spork. You ask for a spoon, they give you a measuring cup. You ask for a stick, they give you a war hammer

>> No.14460661

>You ask for a fork, they give you a spork
But a spork is superior to forks. I'd take it gratefully.

>> No.14460662

I get a sleepy ghost mouse? Pretty cool actually.

>> No.14460663

Why not. Just spent several hours trying to farm high rank monster parts.

Only got one for all my troubles. Fuck the black gravios' derp laser.

>> No.14460665

>Taking a spork over a fork
Uncouth swine

>> No.14460667

When I was in the army, sporks made their convenience and superiority known to me.

>> No.14460672

Just hope you're prepared for when she possesses a girl for real life cuddling.

>> No.14460674

That's because army food is made to be eaten with sporks and spoons
A fork is a dining utensil.

>> No.14460675

Food is food, it all turns to shit in the end, why bother with fancy-schmancy stuff? Are you an Alp? Got frilly napkins, too?

>> No.14460681

My dear boy, the finer knowledge of knowing how to dine and eat not like gutter trash, like the slob you eat, required the basic knowledge of eating utensils
An uncouth lower denominator wouldn't know this. You'd probably hit it off with one

>> No.14460683

For added irony, it'd probably be a were-cat.

>> No.14460686

Whack this one with a stick, too. It doesn't even know how to talk proper.

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Thanks. You can borrow mine if you need it.

>> No.14460689

What happens if we run out of sticks? The dryads won't like it if we start breaking off branches from trees
Trust me, don't fuck with nature

>> No.14460692

>don't fuck with nature
What if I just want to fuck nature?

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Oh you~

>> No.14460698

Ehh, tried using them. I just prefer having a bit more mobility.
Though now that I'm actually thinking about the game, I realize that getting my new armor set means no more +3 Evasion. Shit's gonna be rough for a while.

>> No.14460718

Anons, tell me how this makes you feel.

>Have a loving, adoring waifu who is your perfect ideal in every way.
>Living the dream with her, every day.
>Have an adorable little daughteru with her, who loves to cuddle with her daddy and get head pats from him and so on.
>Then one day, an ragged, tired looking man in his late-20s, early-30s shows up at your doorstep
>His clothes are all disheveled, his hair tussled, and he looks like he's been put through the wringer
>Also, your daughteru is almost magnetically clinging to his side, nuzzling into his neck as he carries her
>"Daddy, look! I got a husband!"
>She's 11
>And now, all the affection you used to give and take from her, seems transferred over to him
>She barely seems to give you the time of day from then on.


>> No.14460723

Guy resembles me, I see she has good taste.

>> No.14460725

Honestly, I've thought about this before. This would happen a ton in MGE. Mostly because monsters grade men like IGN grades games.

>9/10, he's okay

>> No.14460726

That would be wrong. I intend to seduce her.

>> No.14460737

That's fine. Just 3 dozen more to marry off now. Maybe I'll eventually get some sleep.

>> No.14460739

Shit, I knew it was a trap after seeing the word ideal.

Who would have known one would have to resort to time travel to steal his daughters love back from himself. God damn paradox bullshit.

>> No.14460741

>No sir, I'm only dutifully reminding you that protocol in the even of being stranded in uncharted unclaimed territory is to commence colonization

>> No.14460744

>having taste this bad
Daughteru, you are such a faggot, holy shit.

>> No.14460752

That's what you get for not going for sleepy mice. Dozens of hyper active munchkins.

>> No.14460756

The guy's disheveled appearance is only because your daughteru rode him wild all night long and wouldn't let him do anything else before insisting on introducing him to her mom and dad.
Ordinarily, he's a fairly clean-cut guy with a 9-5 job as a financial adviser.

>> No.14460770

>implying I let her out of her cage long enough to go outside alone
Come on now, anon.

>> No.14460771

Whatever the case, I don't allow faggots in my house. She can go live at his place for all I care.

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>> No.14460886

>Sahuagin art

You my friend have made this man very happy. I think I'm the only anon here that puts her in his top 5

>> No.14460887

I want to go around pranking alps until I've recorded enough kyaaas to make a 5 minute compilation video.

>> No.14460907

This is why you shouldn't spend so long in zero gravity when travelling through space.
Sure, it might be fun to play with a dark elf's massive weightless tits, but what are you going to do when she's finally reintroduced to the crushing effects of gravity? Rape her as she struggles helplessly against the weight of her own body?

>> No.14460921

I want to make a symphony of Alp kyaa's and mix them as classical music!

>> No.14460936 [DELETED] 

Change of plans I'm afraid, my wrist is starting to hurt. I'm hoping to continue tomorrow tho. [spoier]And damnit, I still want to draw daki demon.[/spoiler]

>> No.14460939

Will you compose songs out of one type of kyaa, like one dedicated to jumping Alps in the shower, or just what you can get?

>> No.14460947

Gunna poke

>> No.14460949

Well anon, It all depends on the Alp and the kyaa. Big stage 3 onee-san alps would have lower kyaa's, while little loli alps would have higher ones. Then there's what you did too, as you brought up. Did you grab her spadetail? Slap her titties around? Grope her butt? Put holst milk in her food? Take lewd pictures of her masturbating? Each one has a specific sound and tone, all of which needs to be considered when making kyaa music.

>> No.14460950


But then you'll wake her up!

>> No.14460953

Well, I, err, umm, yes?

>> No.14460960
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Well then. Carry on, I suppose.

>> No.14460961

Truly such songs would be best made by you.

>> No.14460969

Damn. Space is the best, Wurm collisions not withstanding.

>> No.14460975

Why thank you anon. Don't forget to buy my new christmas album, 'The 12 Days of Kyaa'. In stores now!

>> No.14460982
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Are you staying for the races anon?

>> No.14460985

I'll do it gently

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>> No.14460993

That horse is a pervert. She's tricking that boy into lewd acts that he doesn't understand. This is as bad as when Anon convinced the little kobold across the street to lick the peanut butter

>> No.14461010

She's a monster girl anon she knows what she was doing.

>> No.14461020

Kobold-dauhgterufag's preversions know no bounds.

>> No.14461027

>Anon smears peanut butter all over his desk
>Points at it
>"Can't I just suck your cock?"
>"No. Lick the peanut butter."

>> No.14461044

>Daughteru brings new husband over for dinner constantly
>Mostly just slumps in his chair and pokes at his food until your daughter drags him upstairs to "watch tv" so hard the whole upper floor creaks
>One night the constant scrape of his knife against the plate really starts to get on your nerves
>But you don't want to upset your daughteru by railing at him in front of her
>You glare daggers at his hand, wishing you could will him to stop
>And realize he's spelled out two words with his green beans
>Your eyes meet, and for the first time you notice that behind that vacant stare there's something more than listless ennui: overwhelming fear mixed with desperation
>Your daughteru plants a hand on his shoulder and leans down to pick up his plate
>She whispers something to him and her grip on him tightens briefly
>You swear you can hear bones cracking
>He looks at you and whimpers before your daughteru comes back from the kitchen and drags him upstairs.

Tfw your daughteru will never have an abusive yandere relationship with an innocent boy whom she's defangedinto a spineless meat dildo.

>> No.14461077
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Tell me about first contact.

>> No.14461103

p0n0s went in vag000

>> No.14461109

Anon, your daughteru's fucked up.

>> No.14461124

she also puts the toilet paper roll on upside down.

>> No.14461128

The sign of a well-raised daughteru.

>> No.14461129

So that's what the history books will say? When Man met Monster, penis went in vagina. The End.

>> No.14461130

Time to look for a meat dildo not so easy to defang. She deserves better.

>> No.14461133

It's an important lesson to youth. What was, is, and will be.

>> No.14461138
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A new letter of introduction has arrived!

Name: Sofia
Species: Baphomet

A Mountain goat like extraspecies. A powerful type of devil, their power is equal to that of an Elder Demon. "I hear she likes attending the Black Mass!"

Whelp. Non-loli baphomets, huh. The Black Mass basically refers to satanic gatherings really, wasn't sure how better to translate it.

>> No.14461140

Better than KC's.

>> No.14461141

Finally, a good baphomet design

>> No.14461146

The eyes.

They have THE EYES. Eugh...

I wanna see someone drawing KC's Loli-Superiority Baphomet going up against Crabman's Busty Goat in a fight. I think it'd be cool.

>> No.14461163
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Arm yourself because no one else here will save you.

>> No.14461170

I remember the basics of CQD

>> No.14461177 [SPOILER] 
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>Marry a tentacle
>Move to a nice coexistence city with her
>Quickly find a job
>First day in the office, everything is going smoothly
>Receive a phone call
>Tentacle waifu is in trouble and needs me to come to the police station
>Rush there hoping for the best
>Jinko police officer announces that the wife went on a raping spree
>Within 5 hours she assaulted 17 human girls and turned 2 of them into succubi
>Rape is a minor offence so she will be released quickly
>However any recidivism of monsterization will get us exiled

Never leave your waifu alone

>> No.14461179

>Marry a tentacle

>> No.14461190

>Rape is an offense whatsoever
What a backward shithole.

>> No.14461191

CQD? Hrrgh?

>> No.14461192

Close Quarters Dicking.

>> No.14461201

Obviously the poor girl had nothing to keep her tentacles busy while left alone in the house.
Next time, be sure to drink a Doppelgangar potion and leave one half of yourself at home for her to get cosy with.

Tentacles are adorable.

>> No.14461203

Close Quarters Dicking? Hrgh?

>> No.14461207
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Anubis mechanic is old and busted. Behold the new hotness!

>> No.14461208

I see all that Wurm rubbed off on you, anon.

>> No.14461213

A Wurm rubbed herself on me, yeah. I think she was coming on to me.

>> No.14461219
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Mate I will fight you.
Also, you call that PPE? Where's the overalls? The protective goggles? The secured harness?
Leave it to a catgirl to disregard even the most basic of safety regulations.

>> No.14461223

>her outfit
So she's basically a chuuni goth goat

>> No.14461225

A cat always lands on her feet, so it's okay. She's agile and flexible, unlike some stinky pooch.

>> No.14461236

Look out Snake! That's a Frog unit! They're trained soldiers with enhanced strength, and their body is covered in a viscous mucus which they use to retain moisture in their bodies. Because of how slippery it is, your regular CQC techniques won't work on them! Instead, why not try distracting them with a Shota Mag?

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>> No.14461242

A Shota Mag? Look, Shotacon, I know you're into that kind of thing, but I don't carry any of that stuff.

>> No.14461244

Well, not exactly chuuni. She is literally a high ranking demon.

The eyes are cute as fuck though.

>> No.14461261
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Very funny, Snake. And besides, you're an expert at On Site Procurement. Try incapacitating the enemy, and shaking them down for items. Maybe one of the older foxes will have a magazine or two?

>> No.14461266

An elderly vixen shaking themselves up and down? Sounds like the plot of one of those minimalist art films you're always watching.

>> No.14461273

Switch the controller to port 2!

>> No.14461276

It's clearly not progressive enough.

>> No.14461277

>Non-psychic Mantis proceeds to rape you because you're a dumbass

>> No.14461284
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So what is everyone getting themselves for Christmas?

>> No.14461286
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>Anubis mechanic is old and busted
I will fight you as well!

>> No.14461290

H-hey, those movies have value too, you know! It's something you'd understand if you ever actually watched a movie in your life.
Anyway, for now just focus on the mission. Your best bet is to use stealth. Those monstergirls may be stronger than you, but they don't have your experience.

>> No.14461293
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>Sigint, I picked up this gun that fires phallic rounds. I need more info on this.

>> No.14461295

Well, I know I got a telescope already.
I had some family who're leaving the country for Christmas, so they gave me my present early and told me to open it on Christmas...but the box is pretty indicative since it's the only thing on my list which would have such a shape. Unless like, they bought every video game I wanted for me and stacked them in a long box.

Telescope seems the better guess.

>> No.14461301

Are you sure about that? Some of these Foxes look like they've been at it since Big Boss' days. They're even knitting when off duty. Talk about a foxy grandma!

>> No.14461302

>Thinking an anubis isn't agile and flexible

She starts off every morning with a well-planned series of stretches and exercises, I'll have you know.

Gonna zero-g spoon that anubis while groping and fingering her to orgasm through her spacesuit.

>> No.14461312

Already got myself a k cup brewer

>> No.14461315

>through her spacesuit.
Good taste anon.

>> No.14461322
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You should visit the Steppes anon!

The nice safe Steppes that nothing bad happens in. Besides you really should visit your distant relations located there!

So just go to the Steppes in scenic between Horse Pussy and Spider Pussy Kingdom!

>> No.14461323

Well I'm torn between getting myself Mass Effect 3 at long last or not.

>> No.14461341
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I'd recommend it. The DLCs are really fun, and the horde-multiplayer can be pretty enjoyable in its own right. My only gripes with it are the menu design, and every second wasted talking to the Catalyst.

On the whole, good game, with a couple frustrating points.

>> No.14461345
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Well I guess I will. But I'll wrap up 2 first.

>> No.14461355

Got 16gb of DDR3 ram for my PC during the Black Friday sale. Having 8 and using about 6 for random stuff lately didn't leave me much headroom, and it was dirt cheap.

>> No.14461373

ps4 and waifuborne

>> No.14461375

About to get a Hori fightstick

>> No.14461379

>Cleric Beast orgasm screeches

>> No.14461380

>you will never give Tali pneumonia

>> No.14461386
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>Our amino acids are totally different, we don't need protection!

>> No.14461392

Kind of do. Just for...different reasons.
>"Be careful not to...ingest."

>> No.14461393

>Grizzled paladin girl Gascoigne fighting the corruption, giving up halfway through the fight and turning into an elder succubut

>> No.14461396

The same thing as this guy

>> No.14461399

Some vita games which I probably won't get around to playing for a while.

>> No.14461402

>Steppe monstergirls

I have seen the end of days, and years from now men will say, "here began the fall of Rome"

>> No.14461405

How far will YOU go for Rome?

>> No.14461436
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Wanna be a biker bitch?

>> No.14461442

>Go really far for WRE
>Just get assassinated by my own countrymen

Yeah, lets just let the wolfu tribes of Germania overrun the place.

>> No.14461444

Your will is weak! Even Claudia the Wurm was a better ruler than you!

>> No.14461445

big fat dullahan tats

>> No.14461447

Dullahans are 10/10, but that's the full dullahan. Other wise its shitty with no head.

>> No.14461451

Don't bully Celty.

>> No.14461455

To late already defected to the Ostrowolfus. You should too. It is pretty warm and comfy here.

>> No.14461459
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You're too late, the mice got to me first.

Now I have hundreds of Mouse Biker daughterus to care for.

>> No.14461461

But without a head there's no one to berate me, no one to tell me how lucky I am she can't control her body when she's not attached, no one to tell me all the reasons she loves and needs me, when she thinks I'm asleep.

>> No.14461462

I'm moving to the Himedereyaars in the desert! They'll make use of my knowledge and experience and together we'll form a new empire!

>> No.14461469

I'm also going to wait until the combination of weightlessness and afterglow causes her to drift off to sleep, before ingesting a mixture of manticore venom and humpty-egg slime.
Then I'll open up the medical injection patch on her spacesuit, plug it with my dick until it's rubbing against her smooth, bare skin, and start cumming an utterly ridiculous amount of semen. I'll keep spurting gallons and gallons, filling her suit up like a giant, body-shaped water-balloon, bloating and inflating it until every inch of her below the neck is floating in a creamy bubble of my seed.
It'll be like a semen bath, the thick, hot white liquid coating every millimetre of her body, the suit's own pressure squeezing it against her as she moans pleasurably, suspended in it.
Then, when I'm finally finished cumming, and her suit has ballooned out almost as wide as she is tall, unable to bend her arms or legs because of the fluid pressure, I'll pull out and reseal the injection patch. Leaving her to soak in her private bubble of semen, flowing over her skin, forced into her honeypot and anus just so it can equalise the pressure.
Maybe, as she sleeps and floats, gently bouncing around the room like a perfectly buoyant balloon, I'll feed her a bottle of holst milk. Then, when her breasts and ass expand out, becoming plumper and softer by the second, it'll push against the seal of her suit, increasing the pressure even more. Maybe she'll even add her own lactation to the mix.
I'll let her soak it all up, absorbing it into her body with all the natural pleasure that accompanies it. And all the while, I'll be stroking her hair, pressing my hand up between her legs to squish my semen into her, rubbing it into her through the taut spacesuit. I'll blow and hum into her ears, and make sure the whole experience is as blissful and relaxing to her as possible, right up until the very moment that she wakes up.

It appears that I may have a problem.

>> No.14461470

>Gangs of mice daughterus pedaling up and down the street on their tricycles, bicycles, and that one that insisted on the unicycle
Damn delinquents.

>> No.14461474

They have no manners! They're a scruffy bunch of rats, mice and some chinchillas!

If you offer them cheese, they'll take it without thanking you and start eating it immediately!

>> No.14461475

Yes. I hope you get captured by P'Orc slavers.

>> No.14461480

Hey man, Claudia was actually one of the better empresses. She just doesn't get any respect because of the whole Wurm thing. She was certainly a hell of a lot better than that fucking Cheshire with the fiddle

>> No.14461482

Truly the worst of all the space pirates

>> No.14461487

>fighting the wolfu tribes of Germania
You deserved it.

>> No.14461488

I want to hold my dick hostage! Any monstergirls think of coming any closer and it's gonna get it!

>> No.14461490

>Semen bath sealed inside her space suit
Anon. I like how you think. I like it a lot.

>> No.14461498

Claudia survived to middle age with half her wits while thousands were raped with all of theirs intact. It seems evident that the quality of wit is more important than OOH SHINY!

>> No.14461502


Okey, that was pretty good.

>> No.14461504

A crazy man like you is going to make the news while you've taken your dick hostage in your own house and a negotiator tries to convince you that it isn't worth damaging such a delicious looking penis no matter how average in size it is.

>> No.14461510

>Charon plays Total War
The horror, the horror.

>> No.14461520
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I want Charon as a pun-spouting party member.

>> No.14461524

She'd be a tank. Her puns aggro every enemy.

>> No.14461528
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Good choice anons.
Be sure to get the DLC.

>> No.14461532

If technology evolves, then imagination and lewd thoughts have to evolve with it, as well.
There's a crazy amount of untapped potential in this new frontier.

>> No.14461536

Space. The final frontier.

>> No.14461550
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>"What? Leave? You're dead as a doornail, buddy. If leaving the Underworld was easy, everyone would do it."
>"Well, I guess I can help guide you to the exit, since you didn't try to rock the boat like most of the morons I ferry."
>"Sheesh, my boss is going to kill me..."
>Charon has joined your party!

>> No.14461555

And so Charon and Anon went on a quest to discover what can change the nature of a man!

>> No.14461565

I wonder how many of her customers have tried sticking their dick between her thighs.

>> No.14461569
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Have you told your waifu that you love her yet today?

>> No.14461573

Fuck mobile 4shit and adding quotes I don't want

>> No.14461576

Of course not. There's no-one to tell.

>> No.14461581
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>Undead punmaster
>Keeps telling Anon to give up on his quest, because leaving the Underworld is impossibly dangerous, and kind of a pain in general
>In reality, she wants him to succeed, just because of how fond she grows of him
>But if he leaves, it means she'll have to stay behind, never to see him again
>Despite everything, she remains the most valuable and trustworthy friend to Anon
>Helping him with a casual attitude that hides the true depth of her feelings
>All the way to the end, no matter how bitter it might be

>> No.14461621
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Explore alien planet, see this. What do?

>> No.14461628


>> No.14461630

Introduce myself.

>> No.14461632

Say hi, ask to borrow a cup of spice.

>> No.14461633

what humanity was built to do
fuck it

>> No.14461636

Ask if it likes music.

>> No.14461637

Shoot the eyes, they are colored differently and therefore are the monster's weak point

>> No.14461638

You fool, those are her rape buttons! Evolution planned this!

>> No.14461648

Is the robot devil involved?

>> No.14461653

No, that's stupid and spammy.

>> No.14461654

She was attracted to your location by the rhythm of your movement. Safe to say that yes, she likes music.

>> No.14461667

>The DLCs
Which to get?

>> No.14461668

Guess I shouldn't have been listening to my struttin' tunes.

>> No.14461670

How would she respond if I asked to dance with her?

>> No.14461678
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Who knows?

>> No.14461683

they can just turn into pseudo-lamias, right? Not my first choices, but I could make it work.

>> No.14461689

Sandworms are so cute. And the fact that their whole pink, squishy body is like a giant tongue has a lot of potential too. Like, "melting a load of chocolate and covering her body so she can taste and rub it in" potential.

>> No.14461690

First the semen in an Anubis' spacesuit, now this. We're messy today.

>> No.14461696

All we need now is a bunch of cumflated fairies to orbit the anubis, and our messy monstergirl solar system will be complete.

>> No.14461698

Truly we have become as gods.

>> No.14461699

They can shrink the worm body, yes. KC mentioned it before.

>> No.14461703
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Is it finally Sandworm's time to be in the spotlight?

>> No.14461707

I wish, I wish. But where is the draw- or writefag to honour them?

>> No.14461716

Nah. That was last year when they were meme of the month. You can even pinpoint the exact time it was, because that's when that one whatever sands story was written and all the drawfaggotry for them was.

>> No.14461721

Don't be a negative nancy, we love the wiggly wormies!

>> No.14461727

So a burglar here tried to hide from the cops in a pond and got eaten by a gator. It occurs to me MGC probably has a really low crime rate for similar reasons.

>> No.14461728

Why are sandworms so lickable and kissable?

>> No.14461730

Crime doesn't pay, kids.
Because they're tongues.

>> No.14461734

I was under the assumption that Baphomets and their ilk could only be loli.

>> No.14461744

Only the KC ones are fixed as loli's

>> No.14461755

Meh, looks like shit
So is an imgur or something with all introductions?

>> No.14461764

Just the pastebin for the moment. Guess I could do an imgur gallery. Was considering doing a wikia or something, but that's a lot of effort.

>> No.14461765


>> No.14461771

Wurm Vizier was once asked which is more useful, the Sun or the Moon.
The Moon, she answered, for the Sun shines during the day, when it's already bright.

>> No.14461772

Okay that's pretty funny.

>> No.14461781

I love you
Do a longer version, maybe where she stops when the music does

>> No.14461783

What song was that?

>> No.14461784

Nice choice for the song.

>> No.14461785

Stop alliterating you flamboyant Finn

>> No.14461788
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>> No.14461790

MGMT - Kids
Later. Class calls.

>> No.14461809

I wanna irritate a grouchy sandy wind elemental by pointing her out every time I spot her and yelling, "Look! It's Da rude sandstorm!"

>> No.14461814
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>Female pandas ovulate once a year in the spring, and the possible conception period lasts 1-3 days.

How in the love of fuck do real life pandas exist? On topic, how the hell would this translate?

>> No.14461816

come back once your brown with white hair, then yes.

>> No.14461820

>how the hell would this translate?
Something went wrong when the DL tried to fix them with mamono mana, and the reverse applies. For only three days are they not in heat

>> No.14461825

They're lazy shits that lay on the couch and eat your snacks with zero interest in sex for most of the year. Then, one day when the last snow of winter melts, you get raped by the one creature you never expected to rape you.

It's insidious.

>> No.14461828

>Instructing the kiki to bathe with me
>Instructing the kiki to wash my back
>Washing the kiki's back despite the fact that "A master doing such a thing to their servant is improper!"
>Taking the kik's virginity on the slippery tiled floor of the large, ornate, and steam bathroom
>Cuddling the kiki in the large bath as she pouts

>> No.14461840

>How in the love of fuck do real life pandas exist?
A bunch of chinese zoo keepers with nothing better to do devoted to keeping them that way. They would be extinct without human intervention.

>> No.14461841

Honestly, the more I see/read about pandas the more I wonder why we try and stop them from going extinct. They obviously aren't trying very hard to survive themselves.

>> No.14461842

There's around 300 in captivity, 1600 in the wild.

>> No.14461845

But how did they even survive that long?

>> No.14461855

They probably had a different diet/habits before the whole urbanization of China.

>> No.14461870

>Making her clean the dishes
>Fucking her while she cleans the dishes
>Fucking her while she protests while she cleans the dishes
>Making her continue cleaning the dishes while you fuck her while she protests while she cleans the dishes

>> No.14461878

Anybody here still reading Anonymoose Saga?
Do you know if a map of that world was ever been drawn by some drawfag?

>> No.14461886

Why would she be pouting when she's getting promoted to wife status soon?

>> No.14461891

because it was too forward and she would've preferred if her master was more direct and "took her" on his large, comfortable, and well-made (by her) bed

>> No.14461896

Breeding is a very caloric intensive process. They have one of the lowest calorie foods that they subsist on. So they can't afford to do it often. And like an elephant, they're big enough nothing really preys on them so they can afford to take their time. However, they rely on vast tracts of bamboo forest which shrink all the time.

It's kind of like black footed ferrets. They evolved to take advantage of the prairie dog colonies that used to have populations of millions. When those got busted up and plowed over with the settlement of the west, that big food supply just disappeared. Now prairie dogs themselves don't need much to make it. A few hundred individuals in a particular colony is just fine. But that's not near enough to sustain a population of ferrets. And that's why the last wild ones died out in the 1920's. But since they make great pets, there's more of the little buggers around than there were a hundred years ago.

Pandas have the advantage of being iconic, rare, and beloved all over the world. They'll make it. The Chinese have done it before. Ginkgo would be extinct without their cultivation of it, and that's about the oldest broad leaf there is one of the most amazing living fossils. Now it's so common it's in hundreds of bullshit herbal supplements globally.

If they weren't so tough to breed, pandas would be like tigers with tens of thousands in captivity.

>> No.14461899

No but I'd be interested in more maps.

>> No.14461911
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>Did you hug your imouto today, oniichan?

>> No.14461919

No; she's too far away in some other college, and she never hugs me back anyways.
Witches are cute though.

>> No.14461927

I have no little sister!
leave or I will throw you out the window!

>> No.14461930

I have no imouto. No Onee-san either, but the difference is, I actually want an onee-san.

>> No.14461935

shut up onee-san, you are drunk
and I'm not letting you into my bed again

>> No.14461961

I have no little sister. Have an older sister though. I hate her so much.

>> No.14461964

you say that but then she's just squints her eyes and licks her lips, staying her ground

what do?

>> No.14462020

>more maps
You mean that there are already some?

>> No.14462022

Yeah, Peny drew one.

>> No.14462040

Also, wasn't nyan doing one?

>> No.14462044 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.14462049
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It's not about the tier that the girl belongs to, but how devoted they are to you you PLEBEIAN.

I'd still take a Star-Spawn of Cthulhu or Black Spawn of Shib-Niggurath or even a Hound of Tindalos if a Shoggoth isn't available

>> No.14462091

What food would your waifu make for you, and what food would you make for your waifu?

>> No.14462109


Goddamnit when is it going to be translated

>> No.14462111

I want it too anon

>> No.14462112
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Nice belly on that one.

>> No.14462133


I forgot the name of the person who drew this, if someone know can you kindly point me in the direction of their pixiv?

>> No.14462148

Are you stipid?
Never heard of iqdb/saucenao before?
Here http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2940418

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>> No.14462161

go fuck yourself

I forgot that it existed, thanks for reminding me, stilll go fuck yourself though

>> No.14462162

She would make the classic anime meat on a bone, she eats practically everything anyway

>> No.14462170

We need a little wendigo eating one of those.

>> No.14462176

That did work, but i found it by going back thru my history

>> No.14462178
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>> No.14462181
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You'd better believe it.

>> No.14462187

Do people unironically get triggered by pics?

>> No.14462201

Well, triggered isn't the right word for it, but nonetheless, that pic was pretty gross, really.

>> No.14462208

Not him, but it was pretty meh. There wasn't even blood its like it was all drained and the meat refrigerated. Just meat at that point.

>> No.14462212

>Tearing a stretchy piece off
>Happy little Wendigo who got meat
It would be too cute

>> No.14462220
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>you will never have a childlike shortstack succubus/demon that likes to wander around your house in werecat cosplay gear

>> No.14462229
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PSA time.
Fluffy ears are adorable, but please treat their owners with the respect they deserve.

>> No.14462230

You think that was gross?
You should watch some of genki-genki porn
Living squirming worms/frogs/eels and other stuff being shown into pussy pussy/ass/mouth. Dildo made entirely of pierced cockroaches on a stick etc
I'm talking about IRL porn, obviously
Great stuff. Highly recommend you.

>> No.14462233

No such thing as too cute. It must be made.

>> No.14462237

How did you see through such a genius guise, you infantile investigator?

>> No.14462247
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Kissing and licking wolfgirl ears!
Breathing and whispering loving things to them!
Making them orgasm from ASMR stimulation alone!

>> No.14462251

>being on the giving end of the ASMR
This is new and scary.

>> No.14462277
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to quote a fellow Alp Quest reader
>thank that guy two threads ago for mentioning the /d/rawthread to me

>> No.14462280

Would bully till pregnant

>> No.14462284

>Bully me instead
Textbook Alp-behavior.

>> No.14462299

I want to be bullied as an Alp!

>> No.14462300

she gotta faaaat spadetail god damn

>> No.14462301

This massive M-aura! It's overwhelming!

>> No.14462302

I'll grab the milk!

>> No.14462304

Nice, catchy style.

>> No.14462306

>bully me
0/10 wouldn't waifu'd, into the trash she goes

>> No.14462311

Here's a gentleman who aims to please.

>> No.14462312

Why are Alps the best? I want to be an alp.

>> No.14462316

You get minomilk!
Let's see you be a cute alp if you have muscles!

>> No.14462321

I can't bully, so I'd just cuddle her.